Keegan Bradley, Steelers TE Pat Freiermuth, Mt Rushmore Of Heavy Machinery + Fyre Fest

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Speaker 4 On today's pardon my take, we have a twofer for the people sending into what most people will have as the holiday week, July 4th coming up.

Speaker 20 We have Keegan Bradley fresh off his Travelers Championship, and then we have Pat Fryermuth, tight end from the Pittsburgh Steelers. We're also going to do Mount Rushmore of heavy machinery.

Speaker 18 Basically, if you ever wanted a Mount Rushmore of just people of dudes sitting around being like, Yeah, that's pretty sick. This is Mount Rushmore's for you.

Speaker 5 Billy was very excited about it.

Speaker 16 We have

Speaker 27 our movie review Friday of the Heat starring Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy.

Speaker 3 And we also have Fire Fest of the Week.

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Speaker 36 Now in the street, there is violence,

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Speaker 11 Welcome to part of my take.

Speaker 17 Today is Friday, June 30th. And boys, we had a perfect game.

Speaker 42 Yeah.

Speaker 43 Domingo Herman, perfect game.

Speaker 11 Jake's favorite player on the Yankees.

Speaker 35 False. What?

Speaker 4 Yeah, you said it was your favorite player. Nope.

Speaker 45 Oh.

Speaker 19 Where is he ranked in your favorite players?

Speaker 38 Probably towards rock bottom, if not rock bottom.

Speaker 35 Why? He's a perfect game.

Speaker 48 He has some off-the-field incidents.

Speaker 50 Oh, that's why I thought

Speaker 51 I'm confused.

Speaker 52 You said he was your favorite player, man.

Speaker 34 I picked up a fun stat from Frankie Borrelli earlier today. Every perfect game that the Yankees have thrown has been thrown by a guy whose name starts with D.

Speaker 54 Ooh. David Wells.

Speaker 47 David Wells.

Speaker 9 And Domingo Herman.

Speaker 34 And there's a couple others, too.

Speaker 36 Perfect game is like the one thing that is pretty cool because it's, what was that, the 24th? 27. 27th?

Speaker 41 24th, 20th.

Speaker 10 24, 24th.

Speaker 54 24th all-time?

Speaker 34 First time in like, what, 10 years, something like that?

Speaker 50 Yeah, over what?

Speaker 57 Baseball's around for like 7,000 years, and there's only been 27.

Speaker 11 That's pretty damn cool.

Speaker 34 Yeah, good job, Herman.

Speaker 49 Domingo Herman.

Speaker 34 Jake's favorite player.

Speaker 58 That was the big player.

Speaker 15 Jake's second favorite player.

Speaker 59 Sorry, you're right.

Speaker 54 It's your second favorite player.

Speaker 34 But yeah, there was another closure that you liked too, right?

Speaker 26 He's a bigger Robbis Chapman fan.

Speaker 25 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 48 He's off the team.

Speaker 17 But yeah, that was the big story in sports.

Speaker 19 All right, no hitters are fun.

Speaker 56 No.

Speaker 53 Perfect game. Perfect game.

Speaker 34 Perfect game is fun. Which one did Dallas Braden throw?

Speaker 25 He threw a no-hitter. Okay.
Yeah.

Speaker 34 If German threw a no-Hitler, that would have been

Speaker 10 no. Dallas Braden, perfect game.

Speaker 25 No, it was a no-hitter.

Speaker 18 Okay, so boys, we're finishing our week.

Speaker 1 We've been in Pinehurst all week.

Speaker 15 We're pretty gassed.

Speaker 35 A lot of golf. A lot of golf.

Speaker 34 A lot of time out in the sauce.

Speaker 43 A lot of walking.

Speaker 34 A lot of time with the boys. This is, I mean, it combines Hank's two favorite things, which is working super hard and also golfing all the time.

Speaker 10 Yeah.

Speaker 60 Yeah, I'm exhausted. Honestly, this week took a lot out of me.

Speaker 41 Man.

Speaker 41 But wait.

Speaker 60 And now we have next week, and I have to golf more.

Speaker 30 Wait, yeah.

Speaker 19 And also, aren't you staying an extra day to golf?

Speaker 60 Yeah, that was just the flight they booked me on.

Speaker 60 It will be a flight tomorrow afternoon. So I got to find something to do to fill my time with tomorrow morning.

Speaker 34 Big news, though. Yeah.
Jake got an eagle.

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 55 And it was on camera and everything, right?

Speaker 63 It wasn't on camera. I will wasn't

Speaker 64 passed it.

Speaker 65 And so did memes.

Speaker 27 I also got a hole in one, not on camera.

Speaker 51 People are saying I didn't, but if you read my scorecard, I got a hole in one.

Speaker 27 So

Speaker 64 kind of crazy.

Speaker 34 It's really not something to brag about that much. Like, everyone gets a hole in one.
No. But once Jake got one, it's like, oh, well.

Speaker 65 It would be lame to post a video video of my hole in one yeah if we're being honest agreed

Speaker 26 this area is is very cool though it's it's just feels like we're in like north carolina golf land yeah north carolina i actually think north carolina is one of the most underrated states it might be in my top three states overall it is a pretty underrated state it's got every very cool places it's got everything more states mount rushmore states yeah we didn't even go to cookout yeah we didn't go to cookout

Speaker 14 you you've been to cookout before

Speaker 4 hasn't taken you like milkshakes it's a place where you go in north carolina and you literally can order everything oh yes yes like I went to cookout once and I think I got a quesadilla uh I got like chicken parm I got a milkshake I got mozzarella sticks a side of pasta a steak like you could get it the menu is just

Speaker 35 barbecue no it's everything yeah chicken parm fast food I might have made up the chicken parm but either way Jake don't ruin the story no I got everything

Speaker 67 I got you got a cookout

Speaker 34 motorcycle you can get all this stuff and it's always like $5.99 yeah yeah the whole bill was like, all right, that would be $10, sir.

Speaker 53 Yeah. Cookout.

Speaker 34 North Carolina's got great barbecue. The pork shoulder down here is awesome.
Great beaches.

Speaker 58 Great golf.

Speaker 15 Great basketball, UNC.

Speaker 34 Great basketball. The most

Speaker 63 forest.

Speaker 47 The perfect color of blue.

Speaker 24 Asheville, awesome city in the mountains.

Speaker 34 The Outer Banks. Yeah.
The show and the place.

Speaker 14 Yeah.

Speaker 31 North Carolina's got it going on.

Speaker 11 Yeah. Carolina Blue, always here.

Speaker 40 Yep.

Speaker 31 But yeah, Pine Earth was a lot of fun.

Speaker 21 We had the motto.

Speaker 48 Yeah, there's a lot.

Speaker 34 His glasses. Mike Glennon, quarterback university.

Speaker 57 Jacoby Brissette.

Speaker 42 Phillip Rivers. Dudes.
Russell Wilson.

Speaker 53 Half of it.

Speaker 35 Carl Presley.

Speaker 69 Yeah.

Speaker 25 The good half. Yeah.
Drake May, Sam Howell. Sam Howell.

Speaker 42 Mitch. Mitch.
Damn.

Speaker 12 Strubisky.

Speaker 35 Yeah.

Speaker 20 The coach who coached the Mannings, Cutcliffe.

Speaker 53 Yeah.

Speaker 34 The greatest basketball coach in the history of college basketball, Dean Smith.

Speaker 27 And Roy Williams, second greatest.

Speaker 71 Yeah.

Speaker 4 So it's got everything.

Speaker 27 Tim Duncan.

Speaker 48 Chris Paul. Chris Paul.

Speaker 10 Yeah, Chris Paul.

Speaker 55 I've got one other one. The Wright Brothers.

Speaker 35 Julius Hodges?

Speaker 53 Yeah. The Wright Brothers.

Speaker 34 Yeah, the Wright Brothers.

Speaker 53 That was Ohio. No, no.

Speaker 34 Now you're getting into the license plate battle. There's a big license plate battle between Ohio and North Carolina.
One says the birthplace of aviation. The other says first in flight.

Speaker 34 They both claimed the Wright brothers. For the record, I'm on the side of North Carolina.

Speaker 5 They did the flight at Kitty Hawk.

Speaker 57 This is like Abraham Lincoln being claimed by like seven different states.

Speaker 34 It's exactly like that.

Speaker 60 The flight happened in North Carolina.

Speaker 48 It did.

Speaker 53 Oh, then that's exactly where it is.

Speaker 25 That's bullshit.

Speaker 15 Ohio's got to get to the back of the line.

Speaker 34 It's basically like, oh, their parents had sex in Ohio. They try to count that as a dub.

Speaker 1 No, that's, no, it's where you did the flight.

Speaker 27 Yep.

Speaker 40 Yeah, it's been a great week.

Speaker 22 A lot of golf, a lot of walking.

Speaker 21 Not a lot going on in the sports world.

Speaker 23 We do have Colts players getting suspended for the gambling issues.

Speaker 26 So who was his Isaiah Rogers, I believe?

Speaker 3 Cornerback for the Colts.

Speaker 72 This is such a Colts story, too, because he's actually like an important part of their defense for next year.

Speaker 2 And to have this happen, it's like the Colts just

Speaker 51 exude bad luck ever since Andrew Luck.

Speaker 34 There are a lot of people that have been suspended for gambling who have gambled at the team facility on other sports. And you can kind of be like, oh, that happens.
You can absolutely put in a bet.

Speaker 34 But with this dude, he was actually betting on Colts' game. So he was betting the over-under on rushing yards.

Speaker 35 We need to know if it was over-under.

Speaker 34 He was betting $1,000. Yeah, we do need to know.

Speaker 73 I can't make a full

Speaker 2 line in the sand.

Speaker 53 This was very, very wrong until I know.

Speaker 52 Like, if he bet the under, then he's he did win the bet.

Speaker 35 Oh, he did say that.

Speaker 22 Okay, good. I don't know if it was over or under.

Speaker 60 I think they got to remove, like, the coaches can't say bet on yourself.

Speaker 10 Oh, good point, man.

Speaker 60 Like, they got to remove that from the lingo. Yeah.

Speaker 74 It is, it's very confusing if your coach is like, we want to bet on ourselves in this locker room.

Speaker 27 Yeah. I would definitely be like, okay, coach,

Speaker 75 over one interception for me today.

Speaker 34 Are players that are that are holding out saying, I'm going going to bet on myself, that sort of thing? Yeah.

Speaker 34 Management's winning big time on this one. Yeah.

Speaker 27 That's a great point, Hank.

Speaker 49 Thank you.

Speaker 41 Your brain's still firing.

Speaker 34 Still got it. They got it.
They should actually hang a banner in Colt Stadium next to the AFC finalist one that just says, our cornerback hit a bet on over-under rushing yards for a running back.

Speaker 72 Unless it's an under.

Speaker 34 Unless it's an under, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 27 Then he's an asshole. Imagine being like betting against your teammate to have a good game.

Speaker 53 Yeah.

Speaker 34 I wonder if he, was he on the field for that play against the Texans?

Speaker 34 At the very end of the season

Speaker 34 that swung everything towards the Bears in the NFL draft.

Speaker 10 Yeah, Davis Mills.

Speaker 34 If their cornerback was on the field for that play, I mean, big cat, you got to build a statue in his honor.

Speaker 69 Yeah, we do. Yeah.

Speaker 61 Maybe he was.

Speaker 34 Maybe he was taking the can't-lose parlay that week.

Speaker 42 Yeah.

Speaker 53 Not called that anymore.

Speaker 34 Can't must-win parlay.

Speaker 28 It's just called

Speaker 53 a bet I like.

Speaker 51 And you decide whether you like it or not.

Speaker 38 The last game he played in was December 26th, where he recorded stats.

Speaker 34 Okay.

Speaker 76 All right. So that probably wasn't on there.

Speaker 2 We did have the NHL draft.

Speaker 57 Connor Berdard is officially a Blackhawk.

Speaker 27 Yep.

Speaker 65 Big, huge.

Speaker 36 The Blackhawks also went

Speaker 28 great move, obviously drafting Conor Berdard, no-brainer, and then signed Corey Perry, who I absolutely fucking hate and was like a rival for many years.

Speaker 72 So I don't know what they're doing.

Speaker 48 And you got Jake Bailey.

Speaker 4 And Jake Bailey from the Islanders.

Speaker 34 I was reading the NFL draft or the NHL draft grades this morning, and it was like Chicago Blackhawks A-plus for drafting Connor Bedard. So good job.
You got great value. A plus.

Speaker 34 The Flyers got a guy named Bonk, and I'm very excited for the memes that are going to come out of that. That's going to be fantastic for me, I'm sure.
That won't get run to the ground.

Speaker 26 That's huge. Let's actually do a quick, I'm going to do a quick draft grade just based on names.

Speaker 27 Let's see.

Speaker 70 Oliver Bonk is all good.

Speaker 17 Oliver Bonk is good.

Speaker 13 Dalabor Dvorsky is pretty good.

Speaker 26 Yep.

Speaker 30 Oh, wait.

Speaker 4 There's a Daniel Butt

Speaker 53 drafted by the Coyotes. Oh, I like that.

Speaker 23 D-A-N-I-L-B-U-T.

Speaker 53 Denial Butt. Denial Butt.

Speaker 34 I like that.

Speaker 27 That's a great name.

Speaker 55 Front door only.

Speaker 77 There's some great names in this.

Speaker 35 Yeah.

Speaker 49 Otto Stenberg.

Speaker 53 Okay. Otto Stenberg.

Speaker 34 Otto Stenberg sounds like a guy from 1960 that was still playing in 1986 without a helmet.

Speaker 18 Yeah, just scars all over his face.

Speaker 11 Yeah, there's some Oliver.

Speaker 54 Who the Caps get?

Speaker 34 I want to grade the Caps draft.

Speaker 25 The Caps.

Speaker 8 I'm looking at the pigs. Ryan Leonard at eight.

Speaker 65 There we go. Ryan Leonard.
Ryan Leonard.

Speaker 34 It sounds like a good, strong, strapping young man.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but that's a boring name you have to.

Speaker 25 Strapping.

Speaker 4 Adam Fantilly is pretty good, too.

Speaker 65 There's some pretty names here.

Speaker 4 The Avalanche with the last 31st pick took Mikhail

Speaker 25 Goliev.

Speaker 53 I like that guy.

Speaker 34 Sounds like a guy that's marching on Moscow right now.

Speaker 18 Oh, what about this?

Speaker 3 The Sharks took Quentin Musty.

Speaker 35 Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 74 This might be an all-time names draft.

Speaker 25 I just like Daniil Butt.

Speaker 27 What a great name.

Speaker 15 Matthew Wood also was drafted.

Speaker 24 So, yeah, that's our NHL draft summary.

Speaker 8 I say everybody got A-plus.

Speaker 13 Yeah, everyone got an A-plus.

Speaker 4 There was one guy who tweeted me saying, please talk about the lacrosse world championships.

Speaker 19 So that was the recap.

Speaker 8 Shout out to our coworker, Jake.

Speaker 66 Yeah, no, wait, no, that was, I was just, we were just going to do that as the whole.

Speaker 34 Yeah, I don't really care about the lacrosse world championships.

Speaker 48 That was it.

Speaker 45 That was our whole recap.

Speaker 34 That sounds like us just inviting the world to play us in lacrosse and beat them.

Speaker 64 Yeah.

Speaker 65 Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 35 So that was our recap.

Speaker 34 There was our good friend JJ Watt just got hired by CBS Sports.

Speaker 36 He's going to be actually awesome.

Speaker 34 He's going to be good. Now, Jake, is he going to be in studio? Is he doing the pregame show?

Speaker 38 You actually just broke this news to me, so I'm not sure.

Speaker 78 Oh, we're going to do it.

Speaker 34 Jake, didn't you offer to call the games with him?

Speaker 72 You were too busy trying to give out fucking, you know, grab-ass for coworkers that just let up like 10 goals a game.

Speaker 38 NFL studio analyst. He'll be in studio, but I'm happy to to simulate that too.

Speaker 48 Okay.

Speaker 34 At the desk. Could you simulate that? Could you be James Brown? Yeah.
Could we get you dressed up like James Brown?

Speaker 45 Yeah.

Speaker 34 Okay. Give us an intro.

Speaker 38 Hello, everybody. Welcome to CD.

Speaker 28 Sexy little brunette bitch sucking and fucking

Speaker 43 James Brown sweet.

Speaker 64 Damplips.com is what it is.

Speaker 34 Damplips.com, Jake. Just say damplips.com, and then I'll be JJ.
What is it called?

Speaker 74 Sexy little brunette bitch sucking and fucking her personal trainer's big cock.

Speaker 34 All right, right, so Jake, go for it.

Speaker 70 That was the tweet that James Brown had.

Speaker 34 He tweeted out because he went to like some porn site that had the tweet button. The share.
They've always got the share on Facebook and the share on Twitter, and it's just to trap people.

Speaker 35 No one has ever hit that button.

Speaker 34 There's no reason why that button should be there.

Speaker 53 James Brown.

Speaker 34 It's like, do you want to post this on Facebook, Twitter, or email it to your boss?

Speaker 27 I would imagine like at damplips.com HQ, they were just sitting there like, someone just hit the button.

Speaker 35 What the fuck?

Speaker 28 Sound the alarm.

Speaker 24 He probably had a champagne bottle ready to go.

Speaker 48 That might be worse than the Rayon tweet.

Speaker 24 Yeah, I mean, well, it's a link, so it's not his words, but it was something he was maybe watching.

Speaker 34 JJ's going to be in the studio. He's also going to be very biased in favor of his brothers.
Something to keep an eye on.

Speaker 22 True, true.

Speaker 53 Got to watch that.

Speaker 42 Yeah, I think that's

Speaker 34 Otani also had two home runs, and he had 10 strikeouts the other night. So I think we can say Otani's the best baseball player to ever live.

Speaker 31 It was someone had an analogy.

Speaker 20 It was basically: so, yeah, he went three for three, two home runs, ten strikeouts.

Speaker 36 They're like, this is if Patrick Mahomes threw four touchdowns, 350 yards, and two sacks, and like four pressures off the edge.

Speaker 34 Our good friend Sam Decker said, This is Otani is like if Peyton Manning was also Ed Reed. Yeah, it's crazy.
It is nuts.

Speaker 24 It's absolutely insane how good he is.

Speaker 4 And credit to us

Speaker 27 for having it one of our MLB storylines.

Speaker 15 Speaking of MLB, so next week is July 4th.

Speaker 1 We have a new show on Monday that's going to be, we're testing everyone.

Speaker 31 We're seeing how everyone,

Speaker 1 the takeies are coming up.

Speaker 15 They'll be July 14th.

Speaker 59 We're going to see if everyone can earn their eighth straight AWL.

Speaker 18 We're going to have new material for the first 20, 25 minutes.

Speaker 24 And then we have a Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 26 And then we have our baseball draft, which we are very excited for people to listen to.

Speaker 51 But we also think it might be the worst podcast we'll ever put out.

Speaker 34 I think it's without a doubt the worst thing that we've ever done. Yeah.

Speaker 34 It's just guys saying names, and then most of the names have already been said before.

Speaker 24 And Billy taking 25 minutes.

Speaker 10 Billy's the Patrick Cantley of LB fantasy drafts for sure.

Speaker 1 And it was taped on

Speaker 48 weeks ago.

Speaker 18 It was taped on Hank's birthday, so we were drinking it as well.

Speaker 25 So it was a good time.

Speaker 34 Hank, why did you say it that way?

Speaker 60 Like it was recorded.

Speaker 34 That makes me feel like it wasn't, like, you guys forgot to record. Why would you say it was recorded? No, like it was.

Speaker 60 It was a recording that we did.

Speaker 34 It was a recording. Yeah, I mean, every show that we do is a recording.

Speaker 60 Right. Some of them are good shows.
Some of them...

Speaker 34 Okay.

Speaker 34 It was a show. It's a show.
Correct. It's new content.

Speaker 1 Yeah, here's the thing.

Speaker 31 We'll only do it once a year.

Speaker 15 Well, actually, you know, we decided we're going to do the same format for other sports, too.

Speaker 34 But there's just too many names in baseball.

Speaker 14 Only four times a year will we do something like that?

Speaker 34 Yeah. Also, shout out Bo Naylor.
Our guy, catcher on the Guardians, hit his first dinger, and then his brother was at the top of the dugout waiting to congratulate him when he got there. That's wild.

Speaker 34 It was awesome. And he had a sick put out at second base, too.
Bo Naylor is the future of catchers. Yes.

Speaker 75 All right, so we have that Monday and then Friday.

Speaker 2 So no show Wednesday.

Speaker 14 I think is Wednesday July 4th?

Speaker 34 I'm going to say yes, but I don't know.

Speaker 25 Let's just say yes.

Speaker 10 That's Tuesday's Tuesday.

Speaker 34 No show Wednesday. Embrace debate, best day of the week to have July 4th on.
Tuesday's up there.

Speaker 75 I would say Thursday because then there's no way anyone's going to make you work Friday.

Speaker 27 So you get like a four-day weekend.

Speaker 34 Yeah, Tuesday's pretty good. The worst is when it's on a Saturday, right? We can agree.

Speaker 35 Yeah.

Speaker 53 Saturday's best for you.

Speaker 15 Thursday or Friday, I would say the top picks.

Speaker 34 I like Tuesday because, yeah, you can go for a long weekend, come back, but then you do probably have to go to work the next day. Yeah.

Speaker 2 So no show Wednesday, and then Friday we have our new Dungeon and Dragons with the Wanton Dawn sat in with us.

Speaker 10 So about 200 hours.

Speaker 63 That was awesome.

Speaker 11 That one will be great.

Speaker 79 And so, yeah, that's our schedule next week.

Speaker 15 We have a packed show still to go here.

Speaker 5 So let's do it.

Speaker 83 Let's do we're going to do Mount Rushmore, then we'll have Keegan Bradley, then Pat Fryermuth.

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Speaker 27 Okay, Mount Rushmore time.

Speaker 75 Mount Rushmore of heavy machinery.

Speaker 29 There's a lot of pressure on Billy in this one.

Speaker 7 I'm just going to go up front and say Billy has the rock for this entire.

Speaker 17 Okay, I'm excited.

Speaker 16 Shut my mic off.

Speaker 18 So we have first pick.

Speaker 4 Billy, you guys are second, and then Hank and Max, you're third.

Speaker 40 PFT, should we just take 1-1?

Speaker 86 If it's not what I think it is, then you guys have already lost.

Speaker 53 1-1

Speaker 34 or 3. I think those are the two strongest picks.

Speaker 25 Okay.

Speaker 81 What do you think it is, Billy?

Speaker 12 What do you think it is?

Speaker 23 Go, and then I'll tell you. All right, we're going to go with a tank.

Speaker 55 Yep. Tank.
Tank. Tanks are awesome.

Speaker 72 Tanks won one.

Speaker 34 Tanks pretty much have won every single war. They don't get talked about enough.

Speaker 60 They couldn't beat that guy in the street.

Speaker 72 That's true.

Speaker 72 Oh, and

Speaker 53 they really did.

Speaker 34 That was a massive dub for tanks.

Speaker 46 That was pictures right before disaster.

Speaker 79 Yeah.

Speaker 36 Tank didn't watch the rest of them.

Speaker 34 You think the guy just stopped the tank? They were like, My bad, freedom of speech is bad.

Speaker 60 It's an iconic picture, actually.

Speaker 60 It's kind of something good. It is.

Speaker 25 It is. But yeah, tank.

Speaker 51 I wish I could fucking operate a tank.

Speaker 34 We also get Frank the Tank with that pick. Yes.

Speaker 68 Which I do, I am able to operate, not successfully all the time.

Speaker 80 Mostly that time he went to, was it the Devil's Playoff game?

Speaker 10 Yeah.

Speaker 4 He just, I was like, Frank, we really need your stream.

Speaker 72 He's like, well, I'm going to go to the game.

Speaker 90 Okay, good talk.

Speaker 90 All right, Billy.

Speaker 84 Nuclear-powered aircraft carrier.

Speaker 87 Okay.

Speaker 87 Okay.

Speaker 86 You know, I had a 1-1 if we were going to just do civilian heavy machinery, but I also prepared some heavy military.

Speaker 63 Well, I mean, I think that's going to be a mess.

Speaker 60 That's a dumb question. I guess we'll find out with Oppenheimer.

Speaker 60 I thought they just loaded those things up in planes.

Speaker 46 Oh, so a nuclear-powered aircraft carrier is different from a bomb.

Speaker 91 It's kind of like a...

Speaker 41 So the engine of the carrier is run by nuclear power.

Speaker 46 They can just go forever because they got a nuclear reactor on board.

Speaker 34 So it's not like there's a weapon.

Speaker 86 It's specific to the United States.

Speaker 34 China's whole ship is powered by nuclear. So they don't have to put gas into it.
There's no gas station for an aircraft carry. It's got like a nuclear turbine on board that runs all the electricity.

Speaker 86 It's why we're the goat.

Speaker 10 Are we?

Speaker 8 At military. For now.

Speaker 53 Okay. Until they're going to be able to get the

Speaker 27 tigers coming. Well, now they're going to have to.

Speaker 92 No, they don't have nuclear-powered aircraft carriers.

Speaker 9 That's why.

Speaker 34 The nuclear-powered aircraft carriers are going woke, and China's going to eat our lunch.

Speaker 72 China.

Speaker 87 Okay.

Speaker 27 Hank and Max.

Speaker 74 Max memes.

Speaker 60 We're going to go with a car crusher.

Speaker 49 Okay.

Speaker 50 I like it.

Speaker 42 Those things are awesome. Yeah.

Speaker 93 Put them in the little cubes.

Speaker 50 That is cool to watch.

Speaker 10 Yeah.

Speaker 34 And the windows explode.

Speaker 69 Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 35 Very cool.

Speaker 60 And those, I'm assuming, like all the videos, like the slow-mo, like impact videos, like that's essentially the same thing.

Speaker 53 Very cool.

Speaker 7 You guys ever go to the monster trucks and they jump over those crushed cars?

Speaker 8 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 10 Very cool.

Speaker 60 Yeah. And then we will go simple.

Speaker 92 We should go to monster useful.

Speaker 67 We should. should.

Speaker 60 Builder of skyscrapers, cranes.

Speaker 42 Yeah.

Speaker 34 Cranes are good pick. Sometimes I get freaked out when I look at cranes.

Speaker 60 Giant cranes are

Speaker 60 like you just see them in the city, and sometimes you just don't think about them. Then you look at them.
You're like, that thing is 300 feet in the air.

Speaker 34 I got a serious question. How do they build the giant cranes? Does there have to be a bigger crane?

Speaker 6 Are there cranes?

Speaker 34 But who built that crane?

Speaker 95 No, where did the first crane come from?

Speaker 86 It's well, there's like a small, there's a small, usually truck-mounted crane that builds the first part of the second crane.

Speaker 34 But how do you get the bigger crane? How do you make it bigger without a bigger crane?

Speaker 86 Will they just move it up?

Speaker 34 I don't think you know.

Speaker 6 I don't think you know either.

Speaker 86 I don't think you know, no, because because you wait.

Speaker 34 Somebody out there listening, please tell us how they build the giant cranes without an even bigger crane.

Speaker 53 Is there just some mammoth crane that they built like a long time ago that builds all the other cranes?

Speaker 82 Well, usually God builds the banana.

Speaker 92 No, they put a smaller crane on top of the building.

Speaker 46 They build a small crane on top of the building to build the bigger crane.

Speaker 34 That kind of makes sense.

Speaker 57 That makes sense.

Speaker 34 How do they get the crane up to to the top of the building?

Speaker 5 They build it.

Speaker 77 On the building?

Speaker 10 On the top of the building. Yeah.

Speaker 34 I think you're also making this up.

Speaker 86 No, they use it. It's a smaller crane.

Speaker 13 But they are, but

Speaker 15 they have to build the building with the crane.

Speaker 86 Well, usually it starts with a smaller crane and then on top of the building.

Speaker 37 No, this makes

Speaker 27 a crane. Okay, we're trapped.

Speaker 53 I don't think there's an answer.

Speaker 81 All right, go ahead.

Speaker 26 You guys are up next.

Speaker 15 We're going to go with a classic,

Speaker 86 my personal favorite of heavy machinery, a bulldozer. Good pick.

Speaker 53 Yeah, good. Bulldozer.
pick.

Speaker 86 If you guys didn't go that way, I think that was going to be 1-1. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 34 We actually thought about doing Bulldozer.

Speaker 55 First overall, good pick.

Speaker 27 I think we go 2-4 is a nice combo.

Speaker 69 Yeah.

Speaker 43 All right.

Speaker 34 Number two, cement mixer.

Speaker 53 Cement mixers.

Speaker 34 Cement mixers are sweet. They're always tumbling around.

Speaker 24 Kids love them.

Speaker 34 Probably the most painful truck to get hit by. Yeah.
Yeah. You get run over by a cement.
Also, do you have a bunch of money?

Speaker 53 We learned that from Adam Devine. Yeah.

Speaker 34 It's like a, you always refer to a fullback as being a cement mixer.

Speaker 97 Yes, yes.

Speaker 75 Okay, so, and then our next one, which is kind of a nice little go-together, the steamroller.

Speaker 66 Steamroller, fucking sick when you see it on the highway.

Speaker 80 I mean, they rebuilt I-95, right, Max?

Speaker 98 Yeah, that was that was insane.

Speaker 26 That was basically a championship.

Speaker 47 We all thought that was going to take months.

Speaker 69 Yeah.

Speaker 24 And they had all the mascots going over it.

Speaker 98 I also don't really, whatever. This is a different.

Speaker 37 If they ever had a.

Speaker 98 How does that work?

Speaker 93 How do they do that in five?

Speaker 10 They built.

Speaker 18 Because it counted overtime.

Speaker 62 like overtime.

Speaker 66 It feels like we could do a lot of things if we just get overtime.

Speaker 50 I guess.

Speaker 34 Yeah, I also like when Kid Rock buys, I don't know, like a shitload of Bud Light and then runs it over with a steamroller.

Speaker 77 Yeah. That rock.

Speaker 7 That should be one of the floats if Philly ever wins championship. Instead of like double-decker buses, steamrollers.

Speaker 53 Steamrollers. Steamrollers.

Speaker 92 Yeah.

Speaker 98 The way you said that sounded mean.

Speaker 34 I mean, if they ever win a championship.

Speaker 44 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 87 Okay.

Speaker 57 You guys are up.

Speaker 86 We're going to go with an excavator.

Speaker 55 Oh, nice.

Speaker 34 Nice. The dinosaur.

Speaker 69 Nice. Yeah.

Speaker 99 Excavator. Yes.

Speaker 92 Big ones, too.

Speaker 71 Yeah.

Speaker 77 Those are cool.

Speaker 86 They look like a dinosaur.

Speaker 4 Now, would that be also,

Speaker 15 it's like a backhoe slash digger as well?

Speaker 51 Like, you could call all that, essentially?

Speaker 34 I think an excavator is a backhoe.

Speaker 53 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 86 Well, the backhoe, on an excavator is the backhoe.

Speaker 53 Yeah, yeah, right.

Speaker 5 So it's digging.

Speaker 26 So you could be like, that's just a big digger.

Speaker 34 Yeah. Yeah.
But what is the backhoe is what part?

Speaker 90 It's the backhoe.

Speaker 34 It's King Kardashian to Ray J. Yeah.

Speaker 10 Yeah.

Speaker 71 Okay.

Speaker 60 Two picks. We're going to go all my landscaping AWLs know about this one, the the tree wood chipper.

Speaker 91 We had that Fargo.

Speaker 60 Yeah, you just have a giant, giant truck full of trees. You just pull up and just throw them in there.
It looks so cool.

Speaker 93 It looks so satisfying to watch like this huge tree just

Speaker 37 in seconds just get I got a dumb question.

Speaker 60 You're like, Do you think this thing is big enough? I'm like, Let's just throw it in and see it.

Speaker 86 DNA, DNA evidence.

Speaker 34 How come all this shit that we're talking about for the most part is yellow? Why did we decide to make heavy machinery yellow?

Speaker 87 Cat.

Speaker 86 There's Kamatsu that's orange. John Deere's usually green.

Speaker 82 Cat's usually yellow.

Speaker 34 The yellow ones are the best. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 85 Okay.

Speaker 72 Good one.

Speaker 60 And then we're going to, I mean, this is in the same family as the

Speaker 60 Bacco excavator, but

Speaker 60 the everyday common man,

Speaker 60 more convenient get around on the construction site is the front loader.

Speaker 77 Ooh.

Speaker 22 You're talking like a forklift?

Speaker 60 It's got the little like.

Speaker 34 That's a

Speaker 53 forklift?

Speaker 44 That's a bulldozer.

Speaker 34 You're talking about like the Segway bulldozer.

Speaker 60 I'm talking about a front loader.

Speaker 34 The one, the one-man.

Speaker 35 Oh, like the front-handed. Are you talking about backhoe in reverse?

Speaker 40 Yeah, where it's pushing stuff.

Speaker 60 Front loader. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 49 Okay.

Speaker 87 Like a.

Speaker 60 It's got a little bed in the front. They're small.
You can wheel them around pretty much.

Speaker 44 Picking stuff up. Yeah.

Speaker 44 Pick stuff up. Put stuff down.

Speaker 60 Dump it into a super convenient.

Speaker 85 Okay.

Speaker 90 Billy.

Speaker 50 This might be the worst mash restraint you've done.

Speaker 97 No, this is dope. Yeah.

Speaker 25 You just don't have to do that. That's exactly my point.

Speaker 52 That's exactly my point.

Speaker 26 No, I just like, it's funny because we're just saying shit.

Speaker 40 You're like, yeah, cool.

Speaker 43 No, it's not even us.

Speaker 92 Okay, I'm going to go. Yeah, you know what?

Speaker 25 That is cool.

Speaker 100 I'm going to go with 18-wheeler tractor trailer.

Speaker 35 Okay.

Speaker 86 That's a big piece of machinery.

Speaker 56 Yeah. Like a MAC truck.
You think you drive one?

Speaker 101 That's a car.

Speaker 86 That is a big piece of machinery.

Speaker 18 No, that's a big piece of machinery.

Speaker 69 You need a special license to drive it.

Speaker 102 Would you count it like a school bus?

Speaker 16 No, like a true 18-wheeler with like RV.

Speaker 49 Like a MAC truck.

Speaker 55 Like the ones you see on road trips. Yeah.

Speaker 63 Ice road trucks on the road with the cars.

Speaker 23 I think that's a good one.

Speaker 86 But when you see a really shiny, nice one pulling some serious weight, like they turn into a fucking machine and help, you you know, help you save the world.

Speaker 63 Yeah,

Speaker 42 options prime.

Speaker 57 Or when the back of it opens up and then the really fast red car falls out because he fell asleep and then he finds himself in a random town in Arizona.

Speaker 57 Cars.

Speaker 25 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 25 Okay.

Speaker 14 PFT. We got our last pick.

Speaker 91 Yeah,

Speaker 34 I like number six.

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 85 Yeah.

Speaker 71 Jackhammer.

Speaker 34 Jackhammer rocks. Yeah.

Speaker 25 What are you going to say? That's not.

Speaker 84 That's not heavy machinery.

Speaker 53 That's a tear.

Speaker 17 There is definitely jackhammers that are heavy machinery.

Speaker 86 That is just a tool.

Speaker 78 They're also the most annoying.

Speaker 53 That's what I was going to say.

Speaker 93 I think you actually have disliked jackhammers more than you've enjoyed them in your lifetime.

Speaker 91 I have never used a jackhammer.

Speaker 9 Have you ever been around a jackhammer?

Speaker 91 Yeah, I've done both.

Speaker 34 And honestly, using a jackhammer, I get it. I don't get mad at jackhammer noise anymore because somebody out there is having a great time.
Niche.

Speaker 67 After you get done,

Speaker 86 after you get done jackhammering all day, your arms just don't stop moving.

Speaker 71 Yeah.

Speaker 7 One of the first stories I remember from this podcast is the Gardner Minshew Hammer story.

Speaker 4 Yeah, that was a regular

Speaker 85 popped in my head.

Speaker 103 Yeah.

Speaker 69 Not a jackhammer.

Speaker 86 Jackhammers are a tool. If we were doing best tools, I'd be there with you.

Speaker 44 If we're doing best tools, you'd be 1-1, Bill.

Speaker 10 Thank you.

Speaker 69 I got you.

Speaker 86 That means I'm useful.

Speaker 75 All right, what do we miss?

Speaker 4 We had Submarine on there maybe too soon.

Speaker 34 Bad week for subs. Yeah.

Speaker 53 Nucleus.

Speaker 49 Oh, this is running a long time after.

Speaker 12 I was trying to think of what's the fucking machine, and I watch these videos and they're very therapeutic.

Speaker 4 I guess it might just be a compactor that has the metal grates spinning into each other, and you like throw a big oil drum in it, and it just crushes it.

Speaker 25 It could just be called a compactor, but those rule.

Speaker 86 No, it's like shreds the metal.

Speaker 46 I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 91 Oh, we also had hydraulic press.

Speaker 86 Oh, that would have been better than jackhammer. Yeah, that was a good thing.

Speaker 92 Think about how viral those are. What would the car

Speaker 50 crushing kind of

Speaker 102 profitable oil rig?

Speaker 20 Yeah, oil rig drill.

Speaker 24 We had that too.

Speaker 10 Those are kind of dimensions.

Speaker 34 We had tractor, just a tractor. Like, I don't know.

Speaker 60 I just you just see oil rigs. You never really see them like

Speaker 10 doing anything. Yeah.

Speaker 92 Harvesters are pretty cool.

Speaker 34 Yeah, greenhard combine. Yeah.

Speaker 96 Yep.

Speaker 55 Nail guns.

Speaker 34 That might be a tool, though.

Speaker 61 Yeah, that's a tool. That's a tool.

Speaker 105 Yeah, you can hold it.

Speaker 34 Shut up.

Speaker 97 Shut up.

Speaker 34 Forklift. Forklift was on there, too.

Speaker 10 Yeah.

Speaker 101 Forklift's good.

Speaker 29 I don't know if this was our best Mountain Rushmore.

Speaker 34 I think it was. I think it was their best Mountain Rushmore.

Speaker 24 Yeah, it was their best. Yeah.

Speaker 17 I'm just saying, like, usually there's debate.

Speaker 52 Instead, we're just like, yeah, that is sick.

Speaker 106 Yeah. Cool.
No, I will.

Speaker 5 Backhoe. Yeah.

Speaker 53 Crackhammer. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 57 Cranes are awesome.

Speaker 34 Yeah, I don't think there was a really bad pick in there, was it?

Speaker 63 Jackhammer.

Speaker 60 People picked a car, but

Speaker 96 the 18-wheeler?

Speaker 34 Actually, a car is heavy machinery.

Speaker 107 I think, like,

Speaker 33 depends. I guess it's a man.

Speaker 93 I don't know how to drive stick shift, but like, if you knew how to drive stick shift, like, the normal person, I think,

Speaker 93 in a state of emergency could figure out how to drive a truck.

Speaker 34 No, I mean. 18-wheelers?

Speaker 77 I think

Speaker 77 if you know how to call it, but you've never done it before.

Speaker 39 But, dude,

Speaker 95 stopping.

Speaker 4 In those things, like, figuring out, like, the distance you need to stop without the fucking business.

Speaker 93 But think about it compared to everything else.

Speaker 91 It's not like hopping into a U-Haul. That's different.

Speaker 93 But I'm saying, like, think about hopping into

Speaker 68 anything else. No, but I think you could figure it out.

Speaker 93 Like, any other thing that we said.

Speaker 46 Operating a jackhammer is pretty easy.

Speaker 93 But like a bulldozer. Like, a bulldozer is right in front of you.
For some reason, you need to operate it to save the world.

Speaker 109 Do you think you could do it?

Speaker 46 A bulldozer is closer to attract, like

Speaker 86 a bulldozer is closer to a couple buttons.

Speaker 97 It's press the yellow button to stop, to go natural.

Speaker 51 Green button to go, red button to stop. joystick.

Speaker 57 Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 34 You can control it with mad cats.

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Speaker 31 Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest.

Speaker 15 It is Keegan Bradley, fresh off his victory at the Travelers Championship.

Speaker 1 Keegan, thank you for joining us.

Speaker 20 Let's start with the tournament you just won.

Speaker 26 I have to know, was there a part of you ever, because we said it on Monday's show, the last, I don't know, six holes weren't great, but that was how dominant you were for the previous like 64, 65 holes.

Speaker 25 What goes through your head, though, when it's starting to slip at the end?

Speaker 27 Were you like, this could be a problem?

Speaker 20 Or did you know, hey, I played so well so far, I've made such a big lead, I'm good.

Speaker 111 I definitely did not know that we were going to be all good, but I walked to the, I was walking up to the 17th T, and which is like one of the toughest shots in the course. And I get to the T

Speaker 111 and some guy yells out,

Speaker 111 Keegan's going to choke. Everybody, get ready.
He goes starts going

Speaker 111 like this. And after the round, I, I mean, I heard him.
Everyone started booing him. And after the round, my caddy, Scotty, said, Did you hear that? I was like, Yeah, I heard that.

Speaker 111 And I, and like, every, it was, it got a little tense. But I, uh, you know, I, I was, I didn't miss a shot for literally three and a half days.
And then things got a little bit squirrely there.

Speaker 111 But listen, that's why you get big leads, right? And

Speaker 111 I still felt okay, but it definitely I was feeling it there on 17T.

Speaker 52 Yeah, it's a credit to you.

Speaker 2 Like, it's actually kind of a flex that you were like, hey, I'll give you guys back a couple strokes and I'll still win by three.

Speaker 90 That's how good I've been.

Speaker 111 Yeah, it was.

Speaker 111 It was surreal because I decided I wasn't going to look at leaderboards, especially if I got up to a good start because I had Chez in my group, who was the only one that was really that close to me.

Speaker 111 So I figured if I went out and played well no one could really catch me only the only one that could catch me was was chez if he played well so i didn't look at any boards until i was on 16 and i saw patrick made bogan 16 and i had a four shot lead and i thought if i just don't hit any of these in the water i don't see how i can lose and uh sure enough what's it like those first three days when you're just absolutely locked in does the hole look bigger we always hear about baseball players being like yeah the ball looks like it's the size of a beach ball does the ball look bigger to you does the hole look bigger yeah i mean i

Speaker 111 I've never had that happen in all my years of playing on the tours. It's the best I've ever played.
And

Speaker 111 it's very rare you match up ball striking with putting. And I was doing that, and it just, it's so, it feels so easy to play really well.
It feels hard when you play bad, if that makes sense.

Speaker 111 Like, it's just, it's just automatic. It's like, oh, it's 135.
This is a perfect wedge. Boom, you just hit it.
And when you're playing bad, it's like, oh, well, the wind's off the left.

Speaker 111 And there's a bunker over there. But when when you're playing like that, it's just so easy.
And that's why it's so frustrating

Speaker 111 when it's not going well, because it's like, I could do this. Why can't I do this every time? But it was just one of those weeks.
It just was, everything was going my way. It was perfect.

Speaker 111 I had a putt on the first day and my first nine on 17 that from like 70 feet, it smashed into the pit and went in. And I think it might have gone in the water, a putt.

Speaker 111 And it's just like one of those things that like, wow, that was pretty special. And maybe this is, things are going my way.

Speaker 34 Yeah. And the Travelers is a, we call it the fifth major.
I think we've got like six tournaments that we call the fifth major. But the purse is like the fifth major.
It's what, 3.6 million?

Speaker 34 Congratulations.

Speaker 9 Has that

Speaker 53 has that hit your bank account yet?

Speaker 111 So I woke up this morning and I went on to my, because I've been checking because this is a pretty sizable check here. Yeah.
And I hadn't seen it.

Speaker 111 And I was thinking, well, maybe because the check's so big, they got to go through a different process. So maybe that's why it doesn't got there.

Speaker 111 And then it came in and I took a screenshot and sent it to my wife, and we were like, you know, going crazy.

Speaker 111 It's, it's really, it's really shocking to get a check like that because my whole career, if you made 3.6 million in a year, that was a major year. That's like a top 10 type year.

Speaker 111 And, you know, we, we, now we're playing for so much money. It's like, it's crazy.
It just happened overnight. Yeah.

Speaker 34 So do you know, do you have like a big thing that you're going to spend it on? Any big purchases?

Speaker 111 I get that question all the time.

Speaker 111 And I haven't thought of anything i like i want to go to my big thing i want to do is i want to go to watch the patriots but brady the brady game so i'm i'm willing to to really go like live it up that week and do that but i haven't had much many things that i can you know it's i'm still it still feels like this didn't happen yeah like it feel feels like another person did this like when i think about what happened I see it from like the third person.

Speaker 111 Like I don't feel like I've experienced it. It's the weirdest thing I could ever explain, but

Speaker 111 it still seems fake, honestly.

Speaker 27 Yeah, I mean, that's a very cool feeling.

Speaker 27 You mentioned your career.

Speaker 1 So you've had a fascinating career because you came out when you started, you won a couple tournaments.

Speaker 11 Then you had a period of time where you hadn't won in a long time.

Speaker 72 Now it seems like you're playing some of your best golf in your career right now.

Speaker 27 What was it in that middle ground where like, was it mental?

Speaker 15 Was it just like you couldn't find your swing?

Speaker 27 Because that's the fascinating part about golf is, you know, even like a guy like Rory, you know, won four majors, but he hasn't won one in nine years.

Speaker 28 And that's how frustrating golf is.

Speaker 11 So what was it that happened in that middle time that you were able to come through?

Speaker 27 Because I love those stories of golfers being able to refind it or get back to what they were.

Speaker 111 Yeah, I mean,

Speaker 111 the big thing for me was

Speaker 111 they banned the belly putter. I used a putter that I stuck in my belly, and it was one of the best.
things apop my game. I was efficient with it.
And they banned it.

Speaker 111 And I thought, this is probably, this is a mistake on my part, but I didn't think it was going to be that big of a deal. And what I didn't realize till after was I lost thousands of hours of practice.

Speaker 111 And I gave it up to the other guys. So not only did it, was it gone, but I gave it up to Justin Thomas or the, you know, the best players in the world.

Speaker 111 I lost feels of like when I'm really nervous and I need to make this six footer, I feel this with the putter, I do that, or I know my tendency is to push it a little on this style putt.

Speaker 111 And I lost all that, thousands of hours. And to give that up to the best players in the world is not good.
And I struggled for figuring it out for years. I mean, it was years and years of

Speaker 111 grinding and watching majors and watching Ryder Cups. And,

Speaker 111 you know, it wasn't till, you know, 18, 19 before I figured out like, you know, how to do it. And now I feel like I've gotten back to, it could be just gaining the hours back.

Speaker 111 And I've gotten back to where my putting is where it was back then. And I think that's one of the big reasons why it's much better.

Speaker 34 It kind of sucks that they Keegan-proofed you. Like they basically saw you're too good.
We're going to change the rules so that you don't dominate anymore.

Speaker 34 Did you think about just getting really fat and then just having a big belly so a normal butter just becomes belly butter?

Speaker 111 I should have. I was so pissed at these guys for doing this.
Like I was.

Speaker 111 I couldn't believe it. Like I used to always have this thought when I was a kid that when I finally was old enough and good enough to plan the PGA tour, like it'd be gone.

Speaker 111 Like, it was just like what I always thought. And then I'm living this moment of where they're taking away my, one of my greatest things about my golf.
And

Speaker 111 it was surreal because I couldn't do anything about it. Like, there's no, we don't have a union or I don't have anybody to help me do this because there was a very small percentage of the tour.

Speaker 111 And at the time, you know, the best players in the world who didn't use the belly putter was like, Oh, you got to ban it.

Speaker 111 And I'm thinking, Well, of course, they don't give a shit if they ban it, like, they don't use it. Yeah, like, why are we listening to them? So, it was it was surreal, and I was angry, man.

Speaker 111 I, I, the, the head of the USGA, I remember he did an interview interview when they were banning it, and he used a quote from me that I did not say. And he said that, oh, these guys will all be fine.

Speaker 111 And, and it was like, wait a second, dude, like, this is my life, this is my career.

Speaker 111 Yeah, like, imagine, imagine you took away for a basketball player like a Steph Curry, you can't shoot threes anymore. Yeah.

Speaker 111 You know, like, like, you got, like, it's, it's, that's an extreme example, but it affected me in a major way.

Speaker 112 And,

Speaker 111 you know, I would think a lot of times of, like, how much money this cost me or how many Ryder Cups maybe this cost me or majors or whatever.

Speaker 112 And

Speaker 111 it was a tough time, but I, I.

Speaker 111 Now when I look back, it's great because I shoved it, you know, and I screw them. And now I feel better than ever.

Speaker 51 Were there other guys who were belly putter guys that you like talked to?

Speaker 51 Because that, that that would be the most hilarious union of all time, the belly putters of America, like trying to fight back belly putter survivors.

Speaker 41 Yeah, was there anyone, though, that you were like commiserating with?

Speaker 111 Oh, yeah, we were, we were really upset. Like, we, uh, Webb Simpson used it, um, Ernie Ells,

Speaker 111 uh,

Speaker 111 there were a few others, and, and we thought about bringing lawsuits or whatever, but these, these organizations are so powerful.

Speaker 111 Like, the head of the USGA at the time owned the biggest law firm in the world.

Speaker 111 And it's it's like how are we gonna fight you know it was it was it was such a weird time but it was also like in my mind i'm thinking like oh this isn't gonna be that big of a deal right like i'll just grab a putter and it's not gonna change anything and i'm so good it's not gonna matter yeah you know i had that sort of thought and that was a mistake probably but i Again, I think it all worked out.

Speaker 111 It makes it that much better now.

Speaker 34 So you talked about how after you won, you got texts from Aaron Rodgers, Michael Jordan. What did MJ tell you? I know you're tight with MJ.
You've played ball with him.

Speaker 34 I assume he's one of your friends, a good friend of yours.

Speaker 34 What was his initial reaction when you won?

Speaker 111 He's just, he was so pumped. I always, because he texts me a lot.
And then, like, he'll, like, if I have a good round on Saturday, he'll text me, like, great plan, get it tomorrow.

Speaker 111 And then if I have a shitty round on Sunday, I always think, like, he must think I'm such a soft. Like, because he doesn't get, like, he's, he's never lost anything in his life.
So it's fun.

Speaker 111 It's fun to get that text after a win, a you know a pretty good win and you know he he's just the greatest guy like i can't i can't describe to you i tell people this all the time he you'd want to be friends with michael jordan if he wasn't who he what he did in in basketball he treats my friends the same way he treats me he'll play golf with anybody he's just i see him interact with the with the public like i'm

Speaker 111 I have one billionth of the fame he does. And sometimes I can struggle with, you know, if I just, I'm uncomfortable sometimes if I feel like people are recognizing me.
I don't know.

Speaker 111 It's not in my nature. He's so good to everybody.

Speaker 111 I went to a

Speaker 111 restaurant dinner with him one time. And I was walking, we were walking down the street.
And I was walking behind him with my wife.

Speaker 111 And we were, it was just the greatest thing because people are walking by and they look at him and like, I think that's Michael Jordan. And then

Speaker 111 you could see that they realize it is. And we could just see everybody.
And he's just so welcoming to them. He's so like, hey, he's giving them high fives.
He's just,

Speaker 111 he's just the coolest guy. And I, I'm so lucky to be friendly with him.
And it's, it's surreal sometimes to just hang with him and talk to him about sports or life or whatever.

Speaker 34 Yeah.

Speaker 27 And you went to his bachelor party, which looked like there was a couple clips that came out that looked like the funnest time ever.

Speaker 72 You guys were actually playing pickup hoops.

Speaker 1 I mean, he obviously dominates pickup hoops, but has he ever beaten you in the golf game? Like, is he, I'm sure you guys have played a lot of rounds together.

Speaker 111 Has he ever dominated you? He's beaten me, but but i gotta

Speaker 111 not that many times okay

Speaker 111 i gotta give him i give him 10 shots but he's a very good player the dude plays i'd say he plays 36 holes 300 days a year i've never i've never met anybody that loves golf more than him and like after these days i play with him we're in this is this is what type of human he is we play in florida it's 110 degrees i'm drinking gator aids like eating properly and after the day is over i'm exhausted dead like i couldn't imagine doing this again.

Speaker 111 And he'll do this for

Speaker 111 weeks on end. Like, he's just his everything about him is wired different.

Speaker 109 Yeah.

Speaker 111 Like, I'm the next day, I'm like getting up. Meanwhile, he's 60 years old.
Like, he's, it's just a, it's, there's something different about him.

Speaker 111 I don't know what it is, but he's a, he's not the same human being I am.

Speaker 34 Yeah, I think a lot of people, not just athletes, but just people in general, their goal is to make enough money to retire so that they can just play golf all the time.

Speaker 34 Golfers, when they retire, do you guys, do you guys play more golf or what do you do?

Speaker 111 I don't think so.

Speaker 111 I will say I love

Speaker 111 one of my favorite things to do is go play golf with my buddies.

Speaker 111 Like, that's still, like, that's still, if I, if I'm home and it's an off week and I got a game with four of my buddies, three of my buddies, the night before I'm excited.

Speaker 111 Like, I still have that excitement of like getting to the course,

Speaker 111 you know, making fun of everybody. Everyone's talking shit to each other, have a little breakfast.
It's just, like, I still really enjoy doing that.

Speaker 111 But casual golf with people I don't know, and, you know, that's, I'm not interested in that at all.

Speaker 87 Yeah. All right.

Speaker 20 So I have to ask a question now,

Speaker 72 father to father.

Speaker 5 So I have three kids. I, I, you have, how many kids?

Speaker 59 Two, three? Two.

Speaker 111 Two.

Speaker 95 I saw the clip of your son saying good, good, good, you know, tournament to, to Chez Revy after the tournament.

Speaker 53 And I, that was mental warfare by you.

Speaker 11 I don't know if you put him up to it, but I saw it and I was like, if I was in Chez's shoes, I'd be like, like, what the hell?

Speaker 59 This kid?

Speaker 77 Like, god damn it.

Speaker 62 Did you put him up to that?

Speaker 1 Because that actually is like a secret weapon.

Speaker 15 Anytime you beat anyone, just have your kids be like, hey, good job.

Speaker 74 Because you can't get mad at a kid.

Speaker 111 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I did.
I told him I had this whole plan before the round to go get in his head. No, I mean, Chet, well, Chet, we actually played in the final group together at Travelers 2019.

Speaker 111 He had a six-shot lead on me, and I got it to within one on the 16th pole. And the crowd was so brutal to him.

Speaker 111 Like, because it's my my home event like i they were bad to him they were cheering when he missed and chez is probably the nicest person i've ever met and

Speaker 111 he beat me that day so like it's so so weird that years later we're we're in the same position but i did see that video and i loved it chez is like a class guy so you know he comes over he's like i'm so amazed how nice people are sometimes but he's the he's the best and i'm proud of my boy for doing that though yeah because if i had lost and i was in his shoes, I would just be like, shut up, kid.

Speaker 85 Like, not now.

Speaker 99 What are you doing back here, bro? Get out of my face.

Speaker 58 Stop patronizing me.

Speaker 49 Like, I don't need this.

Speaker 34 Do you think that's good for golf, though? Because I love the Ryder Cup when you have a gallery that's actively rooting for one side, rooting against another side. There's a hero, there's a villain.

Speaker 34 In most tournaments, you don't get that side of golf, and it's a little bit different for most other sports.

Speaker 34 I personally like watching that on TV when they've got people clapping and cheering when a shot goes in the water. To me, that makes it more fun.

Speaker 111 Have you guys ever been to a Ryder Cup?

Speaker 67 No, no.

Speaker 82 I'd like to.

Speaker 111 I'm telling you guys,

Speaker 111 it's unbelievable.

Speaker 111 I agree. I love it.

Speaker 111 I think

Speaker 111 it's golf

Speaker 111 needs to go more in that direction. I think it's, I think it's great.
I like even the, even the, um,

Speaker 111 the competition between live guys and tour guys, I think it's great. Yeah.
It's awesome. And that's what's so fun about the Ryder Cup is you really get to let loose.

Speaker 111 Like in golf, for me, I'm always trying to keep my emotions down, good or bad. Even, like, even if I make a long pot, like you can't get too excited because it can affect you.

Speaker 111 But at the Ryder Cup, you can explode at every hole. Like every hole is the last hole of a tournament.
And that's what makes that tournament so special. And it gets nasty.
Yeah.

Speaker 111 Like it, it's, there's, there's, there's relationships. Once you play in a Ryder Cup, relationships change with Americans and Europeans.

Speaker 111 Like guys that you were, like, it's not, it's, it gets after on Sunday night, everyone gets together together and has drinks and it's fun and it's blah, blah, blah, whatever.

Speaker 111 But relationships change because of this tournament because it's really passionate and it gets, it gets intense.

Speaker 68 Yeah.

Speaker 95 And you, you actually said after you won Travelers, like that was one of your first thoughts because you were now in position to be on the Ryder Cup this year.

Speaker 72 I mean,

Speaker 1 did you ever think that, was there a moment in time when you're like, I'll never be back on the Ryder Cup?

Speaker 75 Because you played on two teams.

Speaker 26 This has got to be a pretty big thrill to be like, hey,

Speaker 72 I might be back with the boys.

Speaker 111 Yeah,

Speaker 111 there was a time in my career career where I thought I was going to play in every Ryder Cup. I was going to play in 5-6 my whole career.

Speaker 111 And then there was a time there where I thought, I'm never going to get another chance at this. And I played in two, I lost two.
One was a heartbreaker that I think about regularly.

Speaker 111 It still sticks with me how brutal Medina was. But there was a time there where it wasn't that I wasn't making the teams.
Like I wasn't in the cop, like I wasn't even close.

Speaker 111 Like it wasn't like, oh, he could be a pick or whatever. So there were times where, and it was really sad.

Speaker 111 Like, it, it watching those, watching Ryder Cups when you've played in one, that those are the toughest to not be there, especially when they win. It's like, oh, fuck, I wish I could enjoy that.

Speaker 111 And, you know, but I'm so proud to be even in this conversation because everybody that was on my teams that I played on, they're all gone. They're old.

Speaker 111 They're on the senior tour or they're, you know, not on the tour anymore. So, like, there's a whole generation of guys that I played with that are not even really on the tour anymore.

Speaker 111 So for me to go in to be on that team would be really something and something that I,

Speaker 111 God, I would just, I would just love to do that because I think if I could, if I could get on a team and win a Ryder Cup, that'd be something that...

Speaker 111 I would love to be able to have on my resume and be able to think back on it. All right.

Speaker 28 So this is like the win-one for Keegan.

Speaker 5 Let's get it going.

Speaker 85 Yeah, let's get the stories going.

Speaker 27 Yeah, you have to win one.

Speaker 40 You can't be like, you can't have two losses.

Speaker 72 And we got to win one for Keegan.

Speaker 91 So this year, it's in Italy, right?

Speaker 34 It's in Italy. Do you have any ties to Italy whatsoever? Can we try to form a narrative? Like,

Speaker 34 we got to send him back.

Speaker 53 Have you ever been to Italy?

Speaker 15 Keegan Bradley's a very Italian name.

Speaker 111 I went there in my honeymoon with my wife.

Speaker 101 Okay, okay.

Speaker 10 Okay.

Speaker 44 So you've got a good history of scoring well in Italy.

Speaker 20 This is like the QB prospect who went to a camp when he was like 16, and then the coach is now a head coach.

Speaker 34 It's like, well, they got ties.

Speaker 26 They met each other once for like two days. Yeah.

Speaker 109 Perfect. Perfect.

Speaker 53 Send him back. Send him back.

Speaker 34 So me and Big Cat right now are playing in our own Writer Cup, W-R-I-T-E-R, that we're filming this week. We're going to be putting it out later on the summer.

Speaker 34 We both kind of have a similar deficiency. Actually, we have lots of deficiencies in our game.
But one that we're trying to work on is curing our slices off the tee.

Speaker 34 So also, we're very dumb and we don't know what we're doing. So in like five words or less, can you fix our slice?

Speaker 111 Hold on one second. I want to know, is that Big Cat, is that your real golf swing that you post with your legs locked like that?

Speaker 10 That can't be.

Speaker 72 It is the one I do to make my friends laugh when I get drunk on the course.

Speaker 39 But it works.

Speaker 4 The craziest thing is, I usually hit it straight when I do that.

Speaker 25 Obviously, you sacrifice a lot of power without using any of your lower body whatsoever, but I can hit that straight.

Speaker 11 Can you? Yeah, and it's pretty funny.

Speaker 5 It goes like 150, but it gets a laugh out of everyone.

Speaker 111 It's so preposterous.

Speaker 111 Because I see, I know that you go athletic, you play basketball and stuff. I'm like, that can't be his real strength.

Speaker 111 That is so horrible.

Speaker 78 But

Speaker 111 what I always tell amateurs is like, the biggest misconception is to swing easy and try to like, like, if you're, like, when I'm at my most nervous, sometimes I swing as hard as I can.

Speaker 111 Because it's like, if you're going and easing into it, especially if you ease into it, you're going to slice. You're going to hit it to the right.
So if I was you guys, just hit it as hard as you can.

Speaker 39 Okay, basically,

Speaker 78 it's bad.

Speaker 53 You just gave me a bad tip.

Speaker 27 I like this advice.

Speaker 34 He's basically being like, stop being pussy.

Speaker 35 Yeah, just rip it.

Speaker 109 Yeah, perfect. Okay.

Speaker 87 Okay. All right.

Speaker 25 Bombs only today.

Speaker 51 Yeah, this is not going to go well for me.

Speaker 72 God damn it.

Speaker 77 I don't know about this.

Speaker 49 Swing it easy.

Speaker 6 310.

Speaker 34 310 on the fly. That's what I'm aiming for today.
Yeah.

Speaker 111 That's right. Perfect.

Speaker 13 Do you ever go drive her off the deck?

Speaker 27 That's my other move.

Speaker 72 I love going driver off the deck on par fives where I just like I'll just put if I have any type of lie, I'll even do driver out of a sand trap if it's like a long enough par five have you ever thought about doing that

Speaker 111 I am not a driver off the deck guy I see people do that and I think holy I don't know how like I've seen Ricky Fowler hit driver off the deck and these guys they hit it as nice high in the air like I think I could like I could miss the ball I don't know how people do that yeah special talent I guess It is.

Speaker 27 I guess I'm the man.

Speaker 34 If you just don't give a fuck, then you stop thinking about all the bad things that could happen and think about how sweet it would be if you just hit a little piss missile down the fairway. Yeah.

Speaker 111 Yeah. That's right.

Speaker 1 All right. Well, this has been awesome.

Speaker 15 I have one last question for you, Keegan.

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Speaker 95 I'm wearing the shorts right now.

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Speaker 20 Okay, so your mentor is Phil, or one of your mentors is Phil Mickelson.

Speaker 4 Your best friends with Michael Jordan.

Speaker 15 How much money have you gambled on a golf course before?

Speaker 72 Because that's two guys that like, do you have like a separate fund where you're like honey i have to like i'm going to play with phil and mj like i got to bring a lot of cash yeah those are definitely days you got to bring a lot of cash yeah i i mean

Speaker 111 the thing about

Speaker 111 the thing about those guys is they'll play you for whatever you want so if you want to play for a lot they'll play for that if you want to play like

Speaker 111 They'll play like MJ will play my buddies for $10.

Speaker 111 Like my regular, my friends that have regular lives and jobs. And he's just as into that because like money isn't, he's, he's got so much of it.

Speaker 111 It's like he wants to beat you and embarrass you and talk shit to you and like humiliate you. So, I mean, it's, it's not so much about the, I know you, I know what you want right now.

Speaker 111 You want me to tell you, oh, I played him for, you know, whatever, but I, I, I think that for those guys, especially, they just want to beat you.

Speaker 53 No, it's a good answer.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 111 These guys are so competitive. Yeah.
Like I, I, in Brady, too, when we played that game, it's like, dude, you gotta chill a little bit. Like, I don't want to blow my knee up.

Speaker 111 God forbid you blow your knee out. Right.
Like, this is your, you're my hero. Like, these guys are,

Speaker 111 they're just built a little different, but they just want to beat you. They don't care what the price is.

Speaker 3 I like that answer because it's actually like perfect for a guy like Phil or MJ, where it's like, it does,

Speaker 27 the actual money amount doesn't matter. It's the fact that they have to just pay you anything is what they want.

Speaker 39 Yeah.

Speaker 67 Like 50 bucks.

Speaker 53 If you have to hand over 50 bucks, they're just as happy.

Speaker 111 He loves, yeah, they love, they just love it. It's like it's the best.

Speaker 34 Yeah. So when you beat MJ, does he get mad at you? Is he like, fuck, I can't believe I lost to this professional golfer?

Speaker 77 Yeah.

Speaker 77 Yeah.

Speaker 37 Yeah.

Speaker 111 And I, and then I get that over him. You know, it's, but then when I, God forbid, when I lose to him, though, like, this is, this is bad.
Yeah. But he's.

Speaker 111 Listen, beating these guys is the best feeling because they hate to lose so much. But MJ's, the thing about MJ is, is he's a really good golfer.
Yeah.

Speaker 111 like people people don't realize like this is a guy he didn't start playing golf till he was in his 30s, I think. And he's just like, he's just a great player and he loves the sport.

Speaker 111 And he's told me before he wishes he picked it up sooner. And he loves the Ryder Cup.

Speaker 111 This guy loves the goes to everyone. He's been to everyone.
The first time I saw him was at the 99 Ryder Cup in Boston, but he goes to everyone, home and away. So he's just, he loves the sport.
And

Speaker 111 it's great for the sport, too, because at Medina, my first Ryder Cup is in Chicago.

Speaker 111 And

Speaker 111 I had never met him before. And I was

Speaker 111 nervous wasn't the word I'd use. Scared.
Like scared like someone chasing you with a knife scared. Not like, oh, this is going to be fun.
I'm nervous. It's going to work out.

Speaker 111 Like, I got to get out of here. Like, I can't do this.
And the night before the first round, we're sitting all in as a team. And the night before the first round, it gets pretty quiet.

Speaker 111 Like, the joking arounds, the ping-pong stops. No, it's not, the fun is gone.

Speaker 111 and the davis love is the captain and he said i got a you know a special guest to come in and talk to and mj walks in and gives us this speech and i'm sitting there with my wife looking up at mj like this is way over my head this is this has now gotten really serious and he's talking about representing america playing the dream team and all this and it's like one of those moments where

Speaker 111 you don't know how you got in this spot. Like this is your hero talking to you and giving you a speech.

Speaker 111 And that was one of those moments of my life and career that's like, seems fake again, and it's surreal.

Speaker 61 That's awesome.

Speaker 34 That sounds like something you would actually dream about to put yourself in like a positive mental state. Like just picture Michael Jordan comes in and gets you amped up for this round of golf.

Speaker 34 And then it happens in real life. That has to be just the best moment ever.

Speaker 111 Yeah, I mean, my. My life seems fake sometimes.
Yeah.

Speaker 109 Honestly. Yeah.

Speaker 111 It really does. Like I, I, I, I've had some time now where, because I'm in Detroit playing, so I'm away from my family.
I'm in my room by myself.

Speaker 111 And so I've had some time now to sort of think about what's happened. And it seems like it's so strange when your dreams come true.

Speaker 111 Like it's like the weirdest thing. It's like, you know, you dream as a kid to do this, and it's like, Jesus, we did it.
Like, it's like, it's bizarre.

Speaker 111 It's a bizarre feeling to, it's so hard in this sport, especially, because if you win the Super Bowl or you win the, you know, the Stanley Cup, you're done playing. So, so for the year.

Speaker 111 So you have a long time to enjoy it. For us, like, I'm playing again tomorrow.
Yeah. Like, I could bogey the first hole and be pissed.

Speaker 94 Back to it.

Speaker 111 You know, like, it's like, it's like, I don't get the. So you've got to take those moments.
And like that, I was, you know, sitting around just like thinking, like, this is, this is real.

Speaker 111 You're doing it, man. Like, you're doing what you wanted to do your whole life.
And it's pretty amazing.

Speaker 80 That's awesome.

Speaker 25 Well, Keegan, we're very happy for you. We're rooting for you.

Speaker 27 Hopefully, you'll be on the Ryder Cup. Let's win one for Keegan.
And good luck this weekend, man.

Speaker 89 It was great having you on.

Speaker 111 Thank you, boys.

Speaker 35 Give it up for Chicago.

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Speaker 52 Okay, we now welcome on very special guest tight end for the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Speaker 77 He

Speaker 73 Pat Fryer Muth.

Speaker 26 We should actually start there.

Speaker 79 How sick is it when the crowd says Muth?

Speaker 113 It's pretty cool. Yeah.

Speaker 114 It gives me chills. It's pretty cool.

Speaker 33 Like running out of the stadium before games.

Speaker 115 It's pretty sick.

Speaker 89 Yeah, it's like you're perfectly in line with Steelers' tight ends.

Speaker 34 I still say Heath. I hope that's okay.

Speaker 102 No, it's totally fine.

Speaker 107 I feel like a lot of people still say Heath.

Speaker 77 Yeah, which is fine.

Speaker 34 What percentage of the fans do you think just are so drunk and confused?

Speaker 34 You get a first down over the middle.

Speaker 33 I mean, my buddy Zach Gentry, whenever he scores, whenever he catches the ball, they yell Mooth.

Speaker 117 Mooth.

Speaker 33 He'll run off the field. He'll roll his eyes on me.

Speaker 117 I don't know what to tell you.

Speaker 50 What do you want me to do?

Speaker 34 You should get fantasy points when that happens. Yes.
If enough of the crowd says that it's Mooth, it's Mooth.

Speaker 85 Yes.

Speaker 89 I did a bad job of introing you because you're also a block of the year award winner.

Speaker 83 Do you know what that is?

Speaker 94 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 53 Okay, so Stephen Che, yeah. Yeah, Che, yeah.

Speaker 118 He hit me up. He did.

Speaker 25 Yeah. How'd that go?

Speaker 119 It was cool.

Speaker 105 I mean, I've never really heard of the award before, but

Speaker 102 it's not a good one. It was awesome to win it.

Speaker 10 It's completely made up. Yeah.

Speaker 107 I'm pretty sure I made a video of it, I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 88 Yeah, no, you won for actually your first game in the NFL.

Speaker 44 Oh, yeah, yeah. It was a block against the Bills.

Speaker 51 So do you, like, do you have the trophy anywhere?

Speaker 53 I don't have the trophy.

Speaker 119 I'm still waiting for it.

Speaker 102 Okay, okay.

Speaker 10 So,

Speaker 33 a social media award, maybe?

Speaker 20 No, I think there's actually a brick that just that you're supposed to get.

Speaker 116 I never got that brick. Yeah.

Speaker 81 Well, how many other awards do you have?

Speaker 50 You probably have a shitload of awards.

Speaker 108 A couple, yeah. A couple.

Speaker 119 Yeah.

Speaker 85 Not nothing from the NFL yet, but college and block of the year.

Speaker 108 Well, other than block of the year.

Speaker 77 Yeah, I mean,

Speaker 43 that's an NFL award.

Speaker 10 It's pretty big.

Speaker 94 That's pretty big.

Speaker 34 You can just go to Home Depot and buy a brick, too.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I should.

Speaker 27 All right, so your

Speaker 51 entry into the NFL, we're going to talk a little college, too, too, but you obviously get in a locker room with a legend, Big Ben.

Speaker 25 What was like the first interactions with Big Ben like knowing like he's been here forever?

Speaker 69 Yeah.

Speaker 83 And he's like 38, 39.

Speaker 52 Like, was he still one of the guys? Was he still

Speaker 83 like young? I mean, he still could play right now.

Speaker 102 Let's admit that, right?

Speaker 118 Yeah, he definitely could. He definitely could.

Speaker 119 Yeah.

Speaker 33 But yeah, no, it was, it was my first interaction with him was he called me like the day after I got drafted and it was like two in the afternoon and I was still in bed because I was pretty hungover from getting drafted, like celebrating stuff.

Speaker 116 And I'm like, I'm like, hello?

Speaker 33 Like, because I saw the 412 area code, and he was like, are you still sleeping?

Speaker 119 And I'm like, no, like, who is this?

Speaker 116 He's like, oh, this is Ben.

Speaker 67 I was like, oh, shit.

Speaker 107 What's up, dude?

Speaker 33 But no, he was great, man. You know, my locker's right next to him, which was pretty cool.
And he was a good dude just to be around. He's definitely one of the guys.

Speaker 33 And it was just kind of cool learning from him and kind of seeing what, like, I mean, I got to learn from him.

Speaker 119 My locker's right next to a Hall of Famer. Like, it was, it was pretty cool

Speaker 85 Was your locker right next to his locker or did he have like two or three lockers with all his the medical devices have to take up the space over there nah he had he had my lockers right next to his and then he had like his an extra locker so he had a whole corner did you ever see him like banged up like hurt after a game yeah there was one game where he had like a massive bruise like all like down his thigh it was warrior yeah he's he it's pretty impressive like how he continued to play like just banged up that old so many injuries yeah so he come so he retires.

Speaker 34 Yeah, he definitely came to training camp at least once or twice, just out of force of habit, right?

Speaker 33 Yeah, yeah, I think he came to one of the one of the practices. It was cool, like, just kind of seeing him.

Speaker 33 Just it was weird, to be honest, because, like, just kind of, we didn't really, the year after him, everyone's kind of like, oh, who's the quarterback going to be?

Speaker 119 And it was weird having him back, like, oh, come on, come through.

Speaker 34 Yeah, so, so you guys get Kenny Pickett friend of the show?

Speaker 95 Yeah.

Speaker 34 Be honest, the first time you shook Kenny's hand, did you size it up?

Speaker 10 It's a little small. Did you look at it?

Speaker 34 We like Kenny.

Speaker 10 Like, we've been

Speaker 34 like yeah love his hands are the perfect size i have to play i think his hands are perfect yeah i think his hands are perfect they're nice hands did you did you notice though were you like going in the handshake

Speaker 106 i did not notice what about like and again we all love kenny so this is like a room where we're like you know we love kenny

Speaker 94 we love kenny like look in the we love kenny love kenny Kind of a pussy move with the gloves, right?

Speaker 94 Nah, nah, I love the gloves.

Speaker 119 Two gloves, Kenny.

Speaker 107 He embraces it. He embraces it.

Speaker 31 But there's definitely a moment where you had to get used to it being like, this is a little weird.

Speaker 33 Well, it is weird. Like, looking at it, it is weird.
Like, because I sometimes try to throw the ball back with my receiving gloves on. He wears receiver's gloves.
And it's kind of weird.

Speaker 107 Like, dude, how the hell do you throw the stick? Yeah.

Speaker 115 Yeah, it is kind of weird, but it works for him. Yeah.

Speaker 52 And he's got, I mean, he's got swag. Now, you did play with probably the swaggiest quarterback of all time and Trace McSorley at Penn State.

Speaker 79 Yeah.

Speaker 33 Was he, I would imagine in the huddle, he, because like, especially towards the end of his career, it felt like he would just be able to to get plays out of you know yeah draw it up like let's just run around and i'll make something happen yeah yeah he uh so i was there his last year and so he like he had his own wrinkles to the offense and it was cool just kind of he would be out there and just be like hey do that i'll be like all right and like him scrambling around like you had no idea what he was gonna do so like you just kind of just kind of went deep and yeah watched him chuck it yeah how cool is it at pinn state games where they do the whiteout I have to imagine like walking out of that tunnel.

Speaker 116 You guys have to go. It's unreal.

Speaker 33 Like it's like walking out of that tunnel.

Speaker 116 You can hear, like, the warm-ups are packed.

Speaker 33 Like, well, nothing cooler than warming up in front of the whole stadium packed 107,000, like warming up with 50 minutes to go before the game. And when you go in the locker room, you can hear

Speaker 119 the stands

Speaker 93 jumping.

Speaker 14 Some people, not me, some people are saying Penn State hasn't done well with the whiteouts.

Speaker 89 And that's why they scheduled Minnesota this year so they could catch an easy dub.

Speaker 53 Some people are saying that.

Speaker 33 Some people. I think more of it's the Big Ten noon kickoff or whatever.
Yeah. They do now.
So they schedule the big time games for for that.

Speaker 119 Yeah.

Speaker 33 No disrespect to Minnesota at all.

Speaker 108 Right, right. Love Minnesota.

Speaker 18 No, all disrespect to Minnesota.

Speaker 44 Fuck Minnesota.

Speaker 108 I lost to Minnesota.

Speaker 33 I was on the fourth ranked team in the country. That whole, did you guys remember that game? Yeah.

Speaker 35 Was that the

Speaker 72 overtime game, was it?

Speaker 33 No, you were Sharp Baby won for like 200 yards that's right.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 88 You weren't in the overtime game.

Speaker 89 That was a couple of years ago.

Speaker 105 Yeah, that was a year before.

Speaker 107 Yeah, that was. Yeah.

Speaker 27 You were in that game? No.

Speaker 116 No, not an overtime game. Yeah.

Speaker 10 Nah, that was brutal.

Speaker 101 Oh, my God.

Speaker 113 You lost some bad football.

Speaker 25 Yeah, that was really bad football.

Speaker 48 Loved it.

Speaker 104 So, James Franklin, he is,

Speaker 2 we've talked about his motivation at times. What's the weirdest motivation thing he did for the team?

Speaker 46 I think he did juice boxes once.

Speaker 34 Yeah, to say juiced up. Yeah.

Speaker 85 I don't hear about that.

Speaker 69 Was there anything weird that he did where he's like, what are we doing here?

Speaker 33 I don't know. Nothing weird.

Speaker 119 I don't know. He just, I don't know.

Speaker 33 Nothing weird that I can think of. He just had some like interesting

Speaker 33 talks about just,

Speaker 103 I don't know. Just, he's a weird dude.

Speaker 77 Yeah. But I love him.

Speaker 109 I love him.

Speaker 104 Yeah, no, he's a perfect example of a guy who's great at college.

Speaker 27 Oh, absolutely.

Speaker 24 Like, if he was in the NFL, I don't think it would work.

Speaker 31 But when it comes to like 18 to 22-year-old kids, he's the perfect coach.

Speaker 33 He's the perfect, because he, like, the one thing I hated was, like, he checks everyone's classes.

Speaker 113 Oh.

Speaker 33 So, like, even if you were the starter or like a walk-on guy, like, he's checking your class regardless.

Speaker 33 So, like, it was, that was, to me, that was the annoying part because it was like, we're playing Ohio State.

Speaker 115 Like,

Speaker 50 I don't need to go to the house.

Speaker 10 Hey, let's get it going.

Speaker 33 And then, oh, your class checked on a Thursday. If you you were a young guy, you could maybe be suspended for that game.

Speaker 34 Sit up front in classes? Did he tell you guys to do that?

Speaker 33 Yeah, he was pretty hard on that.

Speaker 54 Yeah. That's good.

Speaker 68 That's, I mean, culture.

Speaker 33 It's great. It's great.
It's a big bill of culture, but like sitting in the front of a lecture hall of class.

Speaker 108 When you have to play Ohio State.

Speaker 34 It's kind of. You think Ohio State is going to class that week?

Speaker 67 No chance. I doubt it.

Speaker 43 I doubt it.

Speaker 53 They're not even enrolled.

Speaker 67 No chance.

Speaker 1 No chance.

Speaker 34 So what about Coach Tomlin? We love Coach Tomlin. We think he's a one-of-a-kind guy.

Speaker 6 Great head coach.

Speaker 34 Great head coach. He's proved that time and time again.
Does he speak to you guys in Riddles the way he speaks to the press? Yeah.

Speaker 77 Yeah.

Speaker 10 Yeah, he does.

Speaker 33 It's funny. Like he, like, being there, he's had the same message consistently, but like in OTA, like we just finished up OTAs and it's like, he wants you to run through the brick wall in OTAs.

Speaker 33 Like he makes you like in team meetings, it's like, damn, like, okay, let's go freaking win a Struber Bowl in OTAs.

Speaker 10 It's pretty cool.

Speaker 34 We want volunteers, not hostages. Exactly.

Speaker 10 Are you a volunteer?

Speaker 120 I'm a volunteer.

Speaker 122 Yeah.

Speaker 60 I love Pittsburgh.

Speaker 52 He is, he is,

Speaker 72 like, doesn't get enough credit for being such a good coach because I know.

Speaker 79 And especially like when the Ben, Le'Veon, and Antonio Brown stuff happened, I think all of us are like, ooh, is he losing the locker room?

Speaker 51 And actually, in retrospect, it's like, no, he actually

Speaker 68 did an insane job of managing all that.

Speaker 89 What is it day to day that makes him special where it's like the Steelers are just consistent every single year?

Speaker 33 I think the biggest thing that I enjoy is like there's no gray area at all. Like he'll be in team meetings and be like, hey, listen, if you don't win this matchup, like, we're going to lose the game.

Speaker 33 So, like, he, like, and as a, as a professional athlete, like, you love that, like, okay, this is what I need to do to win the game.

Speaker 33 And, like, I think that's why everything's been so successful is because everyone takes it so personal. Like, that matchup, like going into a game, which he's a hell of a love.

Speaker 108 I love him.

Speaker 34 Is the standard the standard?

Speaker 101 Yeah.

Speaker 33 Which is weird. Actually, now that you say it,

Speaker 119 that was a Coach Franklin quote, too. The standard is the standard.

Speaker 115 But we never really knew what the standard was.

Speaker 56 It's the standard. It's the standard.
It's the standard.

Speaker 10 What is the standard?

Speaker 119 It's the standard.

Speaker 10 The standard. Sounds like if you gotta go to school.

Speaker 10 You missed that.

Speaker 77 Yeah, but I don't know.

Speaker 107 That confuses me sometimes.

Speaker 33 I know what it, like, you know, I mean, I know it means, but I'm confused.

Speaker 18 It sounds like you don't know what you mean.

Speaker 55 Yeah, because it's the standard. The standard is the standard.

Speaker 119 What's the standard? It's the standard.

Speaker 77 This is an easy scoping.

Speaker 121 It couldn't be more. Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 96 Yeah, right.

Speaker 44 Yeah. The standard is the standard.

Speaker 52 What would you say the standard is?

Speaker 85 The Pittsburgh Way.

Speaker 77 No, no, it's not.

Speaker 10 Oh, the standard.

Speaker 70 Let's try this again.

Speaker 94 That's bad. That was bad.
That was bad.

Speaker 102 That was bad. That was bad.

Speaker 58 This is like baby Gronk.

Speaker 2 All right, you're going to say the standard rap.

Speaker 97 You ask us.

Speaker 34 We should talk about that because you were, for a time, you were Baby Gronk.

Speaker 46 People called you Baby Gronk growing up.

Speaker 34 Yeah.

Speaker 2 And now that you're back in the news, I guess you can grow pretty quickly.

Speaker 108 Listen, no, that is ridiculous.

Speaker 43 Yeah.

Speaker 34 Do you think Baby Gronk could play in the NFL one day? Sound off in the comments right now.

Speaker 61 Wait,

Speaker 88 when you say ridiculous, you mean like how good he is, right?

Speaker 61 Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 25 Yeah, and how he rizzes up Livy Dunn.

Speaker 121 Yo, that's pretty impressive.

Speaker 34 Wait, you think he rizzed up Livy Dunn?

Speaker 10 No. Livy rizzed him up.

Speaker 116 Oh, is that what they're saying?

Speaker 10 Yeah.

Speaker 34 Means what the comments are saying.

Speaker 34 Because Baby Gronk went in for the side hug on Livvy.

Speaker 97 Baby Gronk rizzed up Livy Dunn.

Speaker 10 Yeah.

Speaker 10 That way.

Speaker 34 Is there a baby fryer mooth?

Speaker 69 Have you seen Baby Diggs?

Speaker 97 No. He's electric.

Speaker 48 I'll show you some highlights later.

Speaker 41 Do you think this is a good trend in the NFL to have eight-year-olds running around pretending to be superstars?

Speaker 10 Yeah, it's a little weird. Yeah, it's a little weird.

Speaker 25 It's a little weird.

Speaker 10 like, it is with it.

Speaker 52 But wouldn't that be like the sign that you've made it if there's a baby fryer move?

Speaker 106 I guess. Yeah.

Speaker 34 Actually, Jerry, Jerry should be baby fryer.

Speaker 98 Yeah. Jerry could be baby fryer.

Speaker 77 Jerry's a piece.

Speaker 2 Let's talk about Jersey Jerry real quick because obviously you know him, you're friends with him.

Speaker 52 He's a diehard Pittsburgh Steeler fan.

Speaker 15 I think I actually remember the first time that I knew that you guys had been in touch.

Speaker 83 We went to Bears Steelers Monday Night Football and he was like, hey, I want to just stop by real quick because Pat said he would sign my jersey.

Speaker 36 And it was like 30 minutes before kickoff.

Speaker 57 And I was like, I don't think so, dude.

Speaker 25 Like, I think he's probably getting ready for the game.

Speaker 2 What is,

Speaker 10 what's your, what are the, what's the vibe in the Steelers locker room with Jersey Jerry?

Speaker 85 We're all alone. He's a good dude.

Speaker 105 He's hilarious.

Speaker 33 Like, he's hilarious.

Speaker 93 All his videos are hilarious.

Speaker 33 I remember that he was texting. Like, I came back from warm-ups, and I checked my phone quick to put on a song before I went out.

Speaker 33 And I had a text from him like, hey, man, can you come out and inside my jersey?

Speaker 101 Jeremy might have run out of the tunnel.

Speaker 50 That's exactly what I told him.

Speaker 75 I was like, I'm pretty sure he's getting ready for the cake.

Speaker 33 No, but he's funny, yeah, but he's a good dude, man.

Speaker 24 He also

Speaker 14 just, he has, it's you, Deontay Johnson.

Speaker 57 Obviously, he loves Kenny, but he'll just be like, Pat Frymuth's going to go off today.

Speaker 9 And I was like, why?

Speaker 53 Like, what do you?

Speaker 27 He's like, I don't know. I just have a feeling.

Speaker 80 He's like, that's just it.

Speaker 52 That's it. He's just got a feeling.
I think it's just whoever he likes.

Speaker 85 He talks to that day.

Speaker 107 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 104 He just rides with you every single weekend.

Speaker 33 I mean, I love the video of him telling, or at dinner, telling Kenny that I was always open.

Speaker 120 That was sick.

Speaker 37 Yeah,

Speaker 10 that was awesome.

Speaker 57 Yeah, he's like, Pat is always open.

Speaker 53 That's hit him.

Speaker 34 Do you also notice when TJ Watt, when it's bully season, when he gets the haircut?

Speaker 101 Yeah.

Speaker 34 After the bye week. Yeah.

Speaker 101 Yeah.

Speaker 103 He's, yeah.

Speaker 14 Did you see TJ fall in his pool?

Speaker 103 Yeah.

Speaker 25 Okay, because that was bad.

Speaker 106 That made me a little nervous.

Speaker 53 Yeah, Jerry was very, that's on Jerry, actually.

Speaker 69 You should blame Jerry.

Speaker 14 Because anything bad that happens to TJ in the offseason, Jerry should be accountable.

Speaker 85 Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 10 Jerry could be like his assistant.

Speaker 89 He shouldn't be cleaning his own pool. No.

Speaker 104 Jerry should be cleaning the pool.

Speaker 10 Like, what the hell are we doing here?

Speaker 33 He could be a barstool new hire for Jerry.

Speaker 104 I mean, that would, he actually has said that he would drop everything to be a water boy for the Steelers.

Speaker 89 But he also said that he needs to get paid $60,000 a year.

Speaker 49 I don't think that's what you pay water boys.

Speaker 101 I don't know if I'm paying him that.

Speaker 34 He would do anything, though. Like, you need a designated driver, call him.
He might be a couple hours away, but he'll show up.

Speaker 102 He will show up.

Speaker 108 Absolutely.

Speaker 53 Yeah.

Speaker 9 Ride or die. Ride or die.

Speaker 34 I read back in your high school career that you won 78 basketball games in a row. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 113 You did some digging, man.

Speaker 53 That's crazy. That's insane.

Speaker 116 Our team was filthy.

Speaker 14 So, wait, how many years did that span?

Speaker 33 Five years.

Speaker 34 Five? You went to high school for five years?

Speaker 113 I actually did.

Speaker 107 But I went so

Speaker 28 now the standard stands back.

Speaker 78 Yeah, I did.

Speaker 33 So I went to public school for two years and then I repeated my sophomore year. So I did two sophomore years.

Speaker 122 Okay, that's awesome what was the reasoning for that because i played quarterback my sophomore year i'm my true sophomore year i was god awful wing tea offense big ten offense okay awful um

Speaker 33 and then i was just like i gotta you gotta do it again

Speaker 34 so so you go to you repeat sophomore year of high school how easy was it taking the same classes again

Speaker 10 it was pretty easy yeah my senior year was a joke like it was all electives yeah like the school is a good school but like it was all it was a joke wait so wait so how many years so you played

Speaker 33 which one is it the public school the private school that went on that 78 game winning stream private so it was like two years before i got there and then all you never lost a basketball game so i lost never it was a league game so never we never i lost i never lost a league game so it was 78 in a row sounds like you lost the playoffs well i don't know we won the state we won the title okay all right but who won you what was the league so like actually bruce brown vermont academy they beat us um

Speaker 33 We played Cheshire Academy, they beat us.

Speaker 114 Like those, like Brewster, like those schools.

Speaker 120 Yeah.

Speaker 33 There's a kid on Vermont Academy actually who dunked on me.

Speaker 97 I forget his name. Oh, is there a video of that?

Speaker 77 Nah, I don't think so. Oh, that would be a shame.

Speaker 10 Someone found that.

Speaker 57 Games are so many.

Speaker 34 Like, how at that point do you still have focus to go out there and win?

Speaker 107 What else can you do?

Speaker 33 Like, we would be up by 40, and our coach would be like, we got to pick it up.

Speaker 10 Like, dude, we're up by 40.

Speaker 114 Some of these kids shouldn't be on the court right now.

Speaker 34 It's like how we talk about LeBron could be an NFL tight end if you focus on that. Could you be in the NBA?

Speaker 101 No.

Speaker 101 No.

Speaker 33 I was good.

Speaker 115 I was a shooting guard, but I was not NBA good.

Speaker 20 You were a shooting guard?

Speaker 77 How tall were you?

Speaker 33 That was my height right now. Our team was good.

Speaker 107 Jesus.

Speaker 115 We had three or four guys go to Division I schools.

Speaker 34 Damn. Do you actually think that LeBron could be a tight end? Yeah.

Speaker 34 How long would it take LeBron right now to be in the NFL? How is it? 38?

Speaker 96 38?

Speaker 108 38 years old?

Speaker 115 I don't know if he could play right now, but I think in his prime, he could have played. He probably could have picked it up a training camp and went out there and scored a touchdown or two.

Speaker 77 Yeah.

Speaker 33 His high school clips are pretty impressive.

Speaker 71 They are.

Speaker 104 They are.

Speaker 98 So Darnell Washington's in your locker room right now when you first met that guy are you like jesus he's huge he's a grown man man he's uh he's a big dude yeah he's a good he's a he's a good man he's a good dude um do you want to i asked kenny for some questions do you want to do some kenny questions yeah we'll do some kenny questions these are kenny questions um what are you hiding under your beard

Speaker 33 nothing nothing so me so a beard is like the guy's makeup Yes. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

Speaker 33 So we had a discussion about that last week in the locker room, and they were told me to shave, and I was was like, no, I'd look pretty ugly.

Speaker 107 Yeah.

Speaker 114 Like, especially with my hair, like, I have to have a beard.

Speaker 97 Yeah.

Speaker 53 Or a soul patch.

Speaker 34 You ever had a soul patch? Like,

Speaker 34 just a dot right underneath the picture.

Speaker 10 Oh, no.

Speaker 34 I can pull up a picture of a random guy in a soul patch and show it to you.

Speaker 18 So it sounds like you are hiding something.

Speaker 10 Yeah. An ugly face.

Speaker 33 I would consider myself ugly if I didn't have a beard.

Speaker 80 I'm also doing the same.

Speaker 69 We should shave.

Speaker 10 No, absolutely not.

Speaker 34 So an example, random example of soul patch, I just Googled male soul patch. Oh, it's that guy.
So Max right there, that's Max with a soul patch.

Speaker 44 What do you think about that?

Speaker 48 He's pretty ugly.

Speaker 77 The beer looks good.

Speaker 109 The beer looks good.

Speaker 10 Not good.

Speaker 108 The beer looks good the way it is.

Speaker 52 All right, remember, these are Kenny questions.

Speaker 79 Kenny questions. So, not my questions.

Speaker 29 He just wrote rumors of new girlfriends, certified lover boy.

Speaker 11 Again, a Kenny question, not a me question.

Speaker 49 Yes, new girlfriend, yeah.

Speaker 29 Okay, so certified lover boy.

Speaker 85 Certified lover boy.

Speaker 10 Okay, nice.

Speaker 22 Congrats on being a lover boy.

Speaker 104 And then the last one was, why are your legs so disproportionately big?

Speaker 91 They are big legs.

Speaker 77 They're huge legs, dude.

Speaker 120 Yeah, I wish they were proportionate to my whole rest of my body.

Speaker 48 Well, no, because then you probably wouldn't be in the NFL.

Speaker 10 Yeah.

Speaker 116 I don't know. I do have big legs.

Speaker 34 I wish I had bigger calves.

Speaker 53 How much do you squat?

Speaker 33 My max squat in college was like 605, something like that.

Speaker 50 Oh, Jesus.

Speaker 82 That's way better than Kittle.

Speaker 27 How pumped were you after that?

Speaker 105 I was pretty pumped.

Speaker 33 So it was like how it is, is like you go up to, I think you max out like 425, but you get as many reps as you can.

Speaker 113 So I think I got like eight or 12, something like that. Jesus.
It was tired. It sucked.
Christ. It sucked.

Speaker 34 Was the whole team around you like hyping you up?

Speaker 47 Yeah.

Speaker 119 I'm sure you've seen like hype up videos in the weight room.

Speaker 101 It was pretty cool.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I love those.

Speaker 53 Hell yeah.

Speaker 34 You said that you were listening to like your pregame warm-up song when Jerry was texting you. Probably.
You were getting the dings from Jerry's text.

Speaker 34 What songs you listen to before a game?

Speaker 119 So right before I go out, I listen to In the Air Tonight, Phil Collins.

Speaker 120 Yep.

Speaker 103 Oh, I love it.

Speaker 122 It gets me going every time.

Speaker 119 Yep.

Speaker 33 It doesn't matter if the game's at one o'clock, night game, always put it on.

Speaker 44 Yep.

Speaker 34 You ever listen to just, here we go.

Speaker 10 stealers

Speaker 10 here we go

Speaker 56 stealers hit down works on to the super bowl here we go

Speaker 10 i don't but that's pretty pressing

Speaker 106 what about uh renegade renegade feels like a cheat move it does it feel i actually that monday night football game yeah renegade played i think the bears fumbled like right after yeah yeah it does feel like cheating do you guys get as pumped up as the crowd gets yeah i remember my first renegade i was like this is like i grabbed a towel and started doing it myself like it was sick.

Speaker 102 It was sick. It was sick.

Speaker 119 It's cool, man.

Speaker 49 It's cool.

Speaker 34 Have you ever been witness to a double renegade?

Speaker 119 No.

Speaker 34 They'll play it like once every five years, they'll play it twice in the same game.

Speaker 10 That's an extra shit.

Speaker 115 I feel like that's like an AFC North bloodbath.

Speaker 33 Yeah. Ravens, prime time, something like that.

Speaker 34 Yeah. Is it true that you guys and the Ravens don't like each other? It's very true, yeah.
Throughout the record books.

Speaker 120 What do you mean?

Speaker 34 Like when you guys play each other, it doesn't matter what the record is. Just throw it out.
Doesn't matter.

Speaker 44 No love lost.

Speaker 120 No love lost.

Speaker 26 Who's the hardest guy to block?

Speaker 119 Max Crosby.

Speaker 97 Yeah?

Speaker 85 Dude, I'm sure you can find a clip, but he fucked me up. Really?

Speaker 10 Oh, it was so bad.

Speaker 119 Sent me flying. I look back.

Speaker 116 Kenny will, he'll contest the story.

Speaker 122 I looked at him.

Speaker 117 I'm like, dude, what do you want me to do?

Speaker 77 He's like, I don't know.

Speaker 49 Go low, I guess.

Speaker 94 He's Max Crosby's a helpful player.

Speaker 52 That was a, so another Kenny question, like, Kenny, the end of the year, it did feel like you guys were in the same game every single week where it was like not being able to move the ball, not be able to move the ball.

Speaker 52 Then the minute you needed like fourth quarter, that drive, Kenny was that dude. It was there something like that you could see in the huddle where it's just like, I feel, I feel the trust here.

Speaker 104 Like he, he's got us.

Speaker 33 Yeah, he's, he's so, he's clutch. Like you never, never wavered in like any type of situation in that game, any game that we played is really like he's, he's even killed throughout the whole game.

Speaker 33 And two minutes situations, he just want to win.

Speaker 120 Yeah.

Speaker 33 And he has that winning gene. Like even in OTAs, like he's like, no, we're not just, it's not OTAs.

Speaker 119 Like, we're competing to win.

Speaker 33 Like, so you love the play for him. He's a good dude.

Speaker 34 Yeah. Yeah.
So what's the record going to be this year?

Speaker 34 Guarantee. You have to guarantee this.

Speaker 115 Guarantee it.

Speaker 33 16-0.

Speaker 11 16-0?

Speaker 10 17-game schedule?

Speaker 77 Oh, 17-1. 16-1.
16-0. 16-1.

Speaker 10 I don't know.

Speaker 34 Last week because you pull all your starters because you have the number one seat locked up.

Speaker 68 Exactly. Yeah.

Speaker 89 And then in fairness to you, they teach you that it's a 17-game schedule in your third sophomore year.

Speaker 97 So you didn't.

Speaker 33 Yeah, so I wasn't there yet.

Speaker 77 Yeah.

Speaker 2 How big is Darnell Washington?

Speaker 101 Huge.

Speaker 33 Like, he's bigger than most of our tackles.

Speaker 119 Like, he's like, he's crazy.

Speaker 33 And, like, yeah.

Speaker 27 It's going to be fun playing with him, I'm sure.

Speaker 120 I'm pumped just because, you know,

Speaker 60 he blocked dudes pretty good.

Speaker 115 So maybe he'll free me up a little bit.

Speaker 77 Yeah. I'm excited.

Speaker 34 I think the most impressive part of your resume is that you went on Big Ben's podcast. Yeah.
What was that booking process like?

Speaker 33 He like texted me and was like, hey, man, can you go on my podcast?

Speaker 114 And I was like, yeah, like, when is it?

Speaker 115 Blah, blah, blah.

Speaker 107 It was actually, It was a week after the season ended.

Speaker 120 So I went home and I had to fly back for it.

Speaker 85 It was cool being with Coach, man.

Speaker 33 He just kind of texted me and was like, want to be on my podcast?

Speaker 34 I heard that somebody else asks the questions and then Big Ben dubs in his voice afterwards, like Megan Markle. Is that true or was he in the room with you?

Speaker 85 He's in the room with us.

Speaker 90 Yeah.

Speaker 52 All right, Jersey Jerry question here.

Speaker 2 Are you guys going to run any different plays this year?

Speaker 26 I think he might be a little frustrated with the offense.

Speaker 107 I think the offense is looking good right now.

Speaker 118 Okay.

Speaker 108 I think the offense is looking great right now.

Speaker 101 Okay.

Speaker 4 But maybe maybe a few different plays?

Speaker 44 Yeah, yeah, we'll see.

Speaker 102 Okay.

Speaker 10 All right.

Speaker 85 The offense is looking great.

Speaker 52 That wasn't a yes, just for a moment.

Speaker 10 This yes is going to be new plays.

Speaker 34 Okay, new brand new, brand new plays. Yes.

Speaker 119 Yeah, I mean, there's a couple, yeah.

Speaker 91 Okay. All right.

Speaker 34 Do you ever tell Najee, hey, maybe don't try to hurdle everybody because you're just going to get hitting the nuts all the time?

Speaker 107 Yeah. No, he's got to stay.

Speaker 119 I always tell him, I don't know how you jump.

Speaker 115 I don't know how guys jump in the air.

Speaker 121 I need my feet on the ground the whole time.

Speaker 10 Yeah.

Speaker 122 Like, there's a lot of bad things that could happen when you're up there.

Speaker 10 Yes.

Speaker 10 That's a fact.

Speaker 27 All right.

Speaker 34 How big is Darnell Washington?

Speaker 10 You're really obsessed with how big he is.

Speaker 49 He's his third guy.

Speaker 33 He's like, I mean, you ought to come to a game. Come to training camp.

Speaker 34 I just want to stand next to him. Like Aaron Judge and Jose Altuve.

Speaker 34 Yeah.

Speaker 107 He's all of 68. He's a big dude.

Speaker 113 Damn. Yeah, he's a big dude.

Speaker 80 All right. Last question.
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Speaker 72 So Penn State wrestler Roman Bravo went on one of our podcasts, Spinning Backfists.

Speaker 36 Shout out Robbie and Big Ev.

Speaker 52 And he told a story that he was living in the same building as you one night after the bars, drunk, eating Pringles in the elevator, and you were in the elevator, and you just took his Pringles and walked away.

Speaker 76 Would you like to refute that story or confirm that's exactly what happened?

Speaker 120 So we definitely went out a lot, me and him, like, but I don't remember ever taking

Speaker 77 his Pringles.

Speaker 107 I'm not a big Pringle guy either, so it doesn't sound like me.

Speaker 115 Yeah, but I mean, that's what he wants to tell people.

Speaker 10 Okay, it could have happened.

Speaker 120 No, it didn't.

Speaker 8 It didn't happen. Definitely didn't.

Speaker 34 He took your Pringles.

Speaker 85 He took my Pringles.

Speaker 34 What would you do if another man took your Pringles?

Speaker 108 I don't know.

Speaker 119 I'd be pissed, but I wouldn't fight any of the Penn State wrestlers if that's what you're asking, because they're some freaks.

Speaker 10 Yeah, they are.

Speaker 43 Like Bo Nickel, I'm good.

Speaker 10 Yeah.

Speaker 42 He's insane. He's sick.
Yeah.

Speaker 117 Yeah. But yeah, no.

Speaker 33 That story didn't happen.

Speaker 54 Okay. All right.
Good. Didn't happen.
No.

Speaker 52 So he also said he pinned Micah Parsons.

Speaker 49 Did that happen?

Speaker 103 I have no idea. Okay.

Speaker 1 That's pretty hard to do.

Speaker 89 It feels like Micah Parsons is a guy that would be tough to pin.

Speaker 85 Yeah.

Speaker 122 Micah, yeah.

Speaker 33 I'm pretty sure he wrestled. I'm pretty sure he's a state championship wrestler wrestler, too.

Speaker 89 Wouldn't surprise me.

Speaker 34 Did you ever have to block him?

Speaker 101 Micah? Yeah.

Speaker 96 I tried.

Speaker 116 He's filthy.

Speaker 106 Yeah.

Speaker 33 Like he, like, he would just show, like, he's a typical, like, he shows up practice.

Speaker 33 And it's literally like, I don't feel practicing today, but he'll go in for a play, and it's like, you don't need to practice.

Speaker 37 Yeah, right, right.

Speaker 10 Just blows everything up.

Speaker 77 Literally.

Speaker 104 But yeah, he's a beast. Yeah.

Speaker 34 So we are here at Tight End University. We should probably ask a question about what you're hoping to learn at Tight End University.
Is there one area that you're trying to get better at?

Speaker 33 Yeah, like my release game. I think Kelsey and Kittle have really good releases, so I'm trying to imagine to see

Speaker 113 what they have up their sleeve.

Speaker 85 Okay.

Speaker 34 I heard Jordan Reed is teaching the release class.

Speaker 10 Is he? Yeah.

Speaker 34 Best release in the game.

Speaker 120 Best release in the game. Yeah.

Speaker 33 That'll be pretty interesting. Okay.

Speaker 49 All right.

Speaker 27 Well, Pat, this has been awesome, man. Appreciate you coming on.
Appreciate it.

Speaker 2 Best of luck this year appreciate it i'm sure we'll be uh

Speaker 18 you know riding with you as jersey jerry tells us every week this is the week yeah put a touchdown yeah maybe every week this will be the week yeah you're you're always open always open always open

Speaker 96 all right thanks man appreciate it guys

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Speaker 13 We have our last movie review.

Speaker 40 We watched the heat this week.

Speaker 80 Sandra Bullock, Melissa McCarthy, all-time classic comedy.

Speaker 13 Did I tell you guys when she throws this phone book, they're interrogating the guy and

Speaker 28 throw the phone book at him?

Speaker 19 Boom, throws an actual phone book.

Speaker 79 I love this movie. That was great.

Speaker 34 Melissa McCarthy is very funny. One of the most underrated comedic actresses of the last 20 years.
I agree.

Speaker 18 And it was like a buddy cop film with Melissa McCarthy and Sandra Bullock.

Speaker 25 Sandra Bullock, kind of a tight ass,

Speaker 13 little bit of a...

Speaker 62 What?

Speaker 25 She was a Jake. She was.
She was a Jake.

Speaker 35 She was a little Jake.

Speaker 40 And then we had Melissa McCarthy playing the role of Billy, who just starts busting people's faces and going crazy.

Speaker 25 I love this movie.

Speaker 34 Great, great movie.

Speaker 34 I will watch any buddy cop movie, actually. Buddy Cop might be my favorite genre.
It goes back to watching the old lethal weapons. It's just a can't-miss formula.

Speaker 15 Right, right. Hey, did you like all the Boston scenes?

Speaker 60 Yeah, it was a nice, nice Boston setting. Bill Burr cameo was great.
Not a lot of other good cameos that I

Speaker 43 got in my head.

Speaker 34 There was one real piece of shit in this movie. I forget the guy's name, but when he got busted, I was like, good, get him off the screen.

Speaker 44 I was like, ha ha ha.

Speaker 63 You sick fuck.

Speaker 60 Also, Peter Chernin. Yes.
I was like, this movie's great. Who produced it?

Speaker 69 Duh.

Speaker 21 And we have a wild fact from Jake that he was so excited.

Speaker 26 He told me twice before we started taping.

Speaker 48 No, once.

Speaker 43 No, twice. You said twice.

Speaker 53 You want to hear the first time.

Speaker 4 The second time was when I was like, dude, stop.

Speaker 38 Yeah, so yesterday was the 10-year anniversary that the day that this movie released in theaters.

Speaker 70 Wow.

Speaker 67 That's how we did it.

Speaker 10 That is wild.

Speaker 45 June 28th, 2013.

Speaker 14 I love this movie so much.

Speaker 17 So Max.com has all the movies, shows, everything.

Speaker 4 That was fun doing movie reviews.

Speaker 23 I feel like we learned some things.

Speaker 60 I was doing some research on it and wondering because it made a lot of money. It was a very well-received movie.
The director said there was going to be a sequel, but Bullock shut it down.

Speaker 60 You might need to start a change.org.

Speaker 19 Sandra, don't do that.

Speaker 34 Sandra baby lighten up.

Speaker 75 We need this. You know what she needs?

Speaker 21 She used Melissa McCarthy in her life.

Speaker 34 Yeah, I mean, they're great together. This art

Speaker 5 imitates life.

Speaker 34 It's kind of like the David Spade-Chris Farley dynamic on screen. Yeah.

Speaker 28 Yeah.

Speaker 12 So make us, give us the heat, too.

Speaker 25 We got to talk to old Peter. Let him know.

Speaker 65 Big P. Let's do it.

Speaker 40 Big P.

Speaker 50 All right.

Speaker 24 Let's finish up.

Speaker 60 A lot better than Jared from Subway, I'll say that.

Speaker 8 Yes. Yeah.

Speaker 60 I enjoyed watching Save.

Speaker 10 That's a palate cleanse. Yes, it was.
Yeah.

Speaker 60 If you're going to spend, spends the holiday weekend watching a movie,

Speaker 34 I would suggest

Speaker 42 the heat.

Speaker 60 Yes. Yeah.
If you're sitting at home on a weekend afternoon or a weekday afternoon, maybe Jared from Sunday.

Speaker 26 Yeah, we did basically every genre movie.

Speaker 40 Yeah, it was great.

Speaker 18 Okay, let's wrap up with Firefest.

Speaker 50 Hank.

Speaker 60 Yeah, I mean, you guys all heard Wednesday.

Speaker 60 I kind of alluded to it,

Speaker 60 but the Taco Bell Mount Rushmore

Speaker 60 came out. I knew it was bad in real time.
I told my dad beforehand, I was like, dad, like, we did the Mount Rushmore of Taco Bell menu items, and I don't think it went well.

Speaker 60 And he still called me, reached out to be like, I know you told me it was bad, but that was horrible. It was.

Speaker 60 And I don't think he's ever reached out to be like, you know, I've had some bad takes on the show, said some stupid things.

Speaker 60 He's never reached out to be like, that was bad like you embarrassed me sometimes hank it wasn't just your dad that heard it right your grandfather then i was like hopefully yeah because i know my grandfather i know he listens sometimes like hopefully you know he doesn't catch that one he's like he listens to every episode he listens to every episode it was very funny and he hasn't even said anything we were walking out of the hotel yesterday and hank was just on the phone he's like yeah i'm sorry again i'm sorry again i was like who the hell was that he's like it was my dad talking about the taco bell draft yeah who did your dad say had the best draft uh he said the breakfast crunch draft was bullshit he did say that he's like that that shouldn't be ruled separately than the crunch draft.

Speaker 34 But you kind of didn't answer the question I asked you.

Speaker 60 I don't even remember when you said that.

Speaker 34 I think you said that we had the best draft.

Speaker 35 So you guys must have gotten 70% of the vote.

Speaker 34 Nobody got 70%. I think you guys had 64% of the votes.

Speaker 38 You said to me and Billy, just to let you guys know,

Speaker 38 BigCat and I are going to get about 70% of the vote today.

Speaker 34 Well, we should have.

Speaker 48 Well, you didn't.

Speaker 54 Well, you guys used an AI robot.

Speaker 17 Billy was like, this proves that Taco Bell's not good.

Speaker 40 No, it proves that you guys completely pandered and pandering works.

Speaker 11 You went and looked at top Taco Bell items, and that's all you listed.

Speaker 8 We're not familiar with lots of research.

Speaker 55 I'll put my hand up where we went wrong.

Speaker 34 We should have taken Baja Blast.

Speaker 53 And that's something I've had. Baja Blast,

Speaker 34 whoever took that was going to win. It's like drafting Bedard.

Speaker 52 Yeah, but it does not mean Billy's conclusion of this is that Taco Bell's not good.

Speaker 18 That's the opposite.

Speaker 25 People love Taco Bell.

Speaker 13 That was a great Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 60 I think I'm easily, you know, I'm a humble guy, but I'm pretty far and away the best Mount Mount Rushmore drafter on the show over the years. That's awesome.
And to have

Speaker 60 the lowest percentage of a vote on a topic that is so near and dear to my heart is. You stink.

Speaker 34 Yeah, that was bad, Hank.

Speaker 52 You stink bad.

Speaker 34 You should suspend yourself.

Speaker 63 Yeah. Yeah, you should.
I was masculine.

Speaker 60 It was bigger than me. I was trying to do it for the whole family.
I let everyone down.

Speaker 77 They let everyone down.

Speaker 63 They should bring down.

Speaker 60 And I will hear about it forever.

Speaker 60 It's not something I won't. Every time I'm like family events, Thanksgiving, Christmas, I'll be like, like, you brought Shane.

Speaker 34 What happened?

Speaker 81 Yeah, like we did an elevator draft and PFT didn't win.

Speaker 88 Yeah.

Speaker 34 Otis, number one.

Speaker 53 I love Otis.

Speaker 34 Thyssen Corrupt, get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 34 I'll take the stairs instead of taking a TK.

Speaker 5 Okay, PFT, what's your

Speaker 18 fire festival?

Speaker 34 My Fire Fest of the Week is so, you know, a lot of our Fire Fests recently have involved moving to one extent or the other. It has been a pretty big part of our lives for the last couple months.

Speaker 34 It never ends.

Speaker 34 I've been ordering a lot of stuff to my house, including a lot of these novelty signs that are just so true that I'm going to stack the entire wall behind me with.

Speaker 34 But I ordered a bunch of stuff, including some big things. So I've got a house.
I need stuff to put in it. I bought a fiddle fig tree, which is like an indoor tree that you can have in your house.

Speaker 34 Real or fake? It's real. It's alive, but it lives indoors.
And I bought one of those.

Speaker 60 And I

Speaker 34 shipped it by mistake to my old apartment.

Speaker 64 Oh, no.

Speaker 34 And I just found out today that it showed up at my apartment in New York, and I don't know what to do. I guess it just lives in my apartment lobby, and it's going to die there.

Speaker 34 Like, there's a living thing that's about to die.

Speaker 38 How big is it?

Speaker 34 My guess would be six feet tall.

Speaker 28 Oh, my gosh.

Speaker 34 Six and a half feet tall. I don't know what to do.
I could ask Billy to go over to my apartment. That will work.
Rescue the tree, save a life, and then ship it to me in Chicago.

Speaker 58 Tell him to do it.

Speaker 60 Or like cut it up and send it in like a box.

Speaker 53 Yeah. Yeah, what's in the box?

Speaker 25 Yeah.

Speaker 14 Yeah, tell him to do it right before July 4th.

Speaker 34 Yeah, I mean, Billy's in New York right now, right? Yeah. I could ask him to go ship me my tree.

Speaker 15 Yeah, you should.

Speaker 34 Why wouldn't you? Well, there's some other stuff that got shipped there too by mistake. Oh, fuck.
A couple dogs, a small kitten in a box.

Speaker 2 I did that when I was a little bit of a boy.

Speaker 53 That's a joke.

Speaker 34 It's actually the tree and then some other things that won't die.

Speaker 75 I did that when I moved last time, and I shipped eight novelty

Speaker 66 foam oversized cowboy hats to my old place.

Speaker 53 That's funny.

Speaker 72 My old landlord was like, what is this?

Speaker 49 What's going on?

Speaker 34 I might also order drugs to my apartment and then have Billy ship those to me too so he would get caught for it. Just to try to get Billy hemmed up.
That's good. Frame him for something.

Speaker 34 It's been a long time since we framed somebody. Yeah, he won't hear this.

Speaker 91 But I hope, I think

Speaker 42 Billy's probably

Speaker 34 my best bet, right?

Speaker 55 Like,

Speaker 34 I don't know what else to do. And I could ask my neighbors to do it, but I feel like that's like a bridge to

Speaker 34 do.

Speaker 11 And I respect you not asking me to do it.

Speaker 28 No, of course not. That would be crazy.

Speaker 60 That sounds like the start of a movie.

Speaker 71 Yeah.

Speaker 60 Like, I had to go to go get my tree.

Speaker 34 Yeah. Tree rescue.

Speaker 12 Yeah, get Billy to rescue my trip.

Speaker 60 Cross-country trip.

Speaker 34 I'm going to ask Billy to rescue my tree for me.

Speaker 50 Have him do it.

Speaker 13 All right, my Firefest.

Speaker 58 I actually had a really great week.

Speaker 40 It was a great week.

Speaker 4 The only thing that went somewhat wrong was I went, so we've been here in Pinehurst with a bunch of barstill employees.

Speaker 88 We were doing like

Speaker 2 a pizza night at Riggs' house, and Jerry and I, Jersey Jerry and I, went to get ice cream.

Speaker 75 And we had a nice little ice cream date, sat on a bench, and almost broke the bench, broke one of the slats of the bench.

Speaker 21 That's a really humbling thing to sit down.

Speaker 34 Before you started eating the ice cream or after?

Speaker 25 No, it was in the middle.

Speaker 53 Yeah,

Speaker 65 I got too heavy.

Speaker 2 I got a large ice cream and then I broke a bench.

Speaker 34 It was like you were at the tipping point. Yeah.
And then by the fourth lick, it's like, this is too much. I can't take it.

Speaker 57 Yeah, so that was bad.

Speaker 4 But yeah, it was a great week.

Speaker 40 Great job, Hank.

Speaker 17 I know that you are slowly making

Speaker 26 my job to just be golf.

Speaker 13 And so far, I guess it's been okay.

Speaker 60 Yeah, I mean, I was, you know, I know this is future, future big cat, and Dave. This is something Dave was part of too.
That

Speaker 60 both of you have always kind of been like this, where, you know, months in advance, like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 60 And then leading up, you were both kind of like, wait, we have to go for how long? For four days, and we're like kind of up my ass about it. But I think it went really well.
Everyone had a good time.

Speaker 40 We could have done it in two days, but yeah, it was.

Speaker 53 Great competition, great time.

Speaker 34 There was a full day that was just practice. practicing.

Speaker 13 Yeah, we could have done it in two days.

Speaker 41 It was a travel day. Everyone had to get in.

Speaker 60 People could have done flights or whatever.

Speaker 63 That's fine.

Speaker 40 It was a great time.

Speaker 63 People will love the video.

Speaker 43 Great videos.

Speaker 28 It wasn't the most efficient.

Speaker 41 Well, that's golf, baby.

Speaker 60 You don't want to rush it.

Speaker 28 Yeah, you don't.

Speaker 75 You want to make sure you stay an extra day just to golf a little more, too.

Speaker 27 Yeah. I got you.
I got you.

Speaker 19 Are you staying, Jake to golf?

Speaker 45 I am.

Speaker 50 Jesus Christ.

Speaker 35 Okay.

Speaker 34 This is becoming a golf podcast. It is.

Speaker 12 He's making the whole company a golf company.

Speaker 34 What happened yesterday out on the range, Billy has been like the most anti-golf person in the world, saying every podcast becomes a golf podcast. Golf sucks.
It's for losers.

Speaker 34 Billy stepped up and took a couple rips with the driver, and the first three went like directly to the right.

Speaker 42 I think he hit a couple rips.

Speaker 8 They went far.

Speaker 38 That's all he cared about.

Speaker 34 And then the last one that he hit, he absolutely piped it and he started jumping up and down in the air like a safety that just made a big sack. And he was so amped up.
I think Billy is now a golfer.

Speaker 34 I think Billy's been converted. Yeah.

Speaker 19 2024 grit week from Bandon Dunes in Oregon.

Speaker 34 Or St. Andrews.

Speaker 51 That is definitely what's going to happen.

Speaker 28 Hank is going to make us just do golf for everything.

Speaker 75 It's fine. It's fine.
I'm fine.

Speaker 65 I'm fine.

Speaker 29 I'm fine with it.

Speaker 15 I can't resist it. Like, there's nothing I can do.

Speaker 89 You made an entire golf tournament so you could play in it.

Speaker 43 Facts. No cost.

Speaker 30 A four-day golf event that Hank could compete in.

Speaker 67 Grunt.

Speaker 35 Okay. I'm exhausted.
Jake.

Speaker 38 Yeah, my Firefest was documented in real time.

Speaker 8 Speaking of golf, American Airlines lost my clubs for 24 hours.

Speaker 34 Oh, and it was scary.

Speaker 14 Scary. Very scary.

Speaker 8 So talk about a roller coaster of a month in terms of golf for me. First hole in one, first Eagle, but I lost my clubs what I thought was maybe forever.

Speaker 34 What was the scariest part of that?

Speaker 38 Losing the club that I hit a hole in one with.

Speaker 77 Oh, I want to frame that.

Speaker 34 Just wondering if it's okay.

Speaker 50 Is it hard to rent lefty clubs?

Speaker 38 They had one set.

Speaker 51 Okay, yeah, because I feel like that's one of those lefties don't really have the best life in general.

Speaker 34 No, well, they're witches. They can rent you a broomstick.
Yeah.

Speaker 89 But that specific thing would suck because I would imagine there's not a lot of lefty rental clubs.

Speaker 8 Yeah, but we're okay now.

Speaker 61 But it was very scary.

Speaker 97 It's kind of weird that there's righties and lefties.

Speaker 70 It's like a woe.

Speaker 65 Yeah.

Speaker 39 Like,

Speaker 97 why not just make everyone righties?

Speaker 34 Or just ambidextrous. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 14 Why aren't we just all ambidextrous?

Speaker 65 I am.

Speaker 53 Well, they used to try to make everyone righties.

Speaker 34 What? They do. If you're left-handed, they just try to activate you and be right-handed.
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 8 Yeah. You guys get that rest?

Speaker 38 I'm like this, and we get the smudge.

Speaker 34 Yeah.

Speaker 34 What does it say about Ben Simmons that he tries so hard to be left-handed?

Speaker 104 Yeah, it's true. He's trying to be different.
He's trying to be different.

Speaker 63 You can't fit out, fit in.

Speaker 34 Bro, just be a dude. Yeah.

Speaker 27 All right.

Speaker 40 Great, great week.

Speaker 13 Again, MLB draft coming Monday.

Speaker 75 Dungeons and Dragons Friday. No show Wednesday.

Speaker 88 Then we're back to our regular schedule.

Speaker 2 Monday, Wednesday, Friday, July 14th will be the takeies.

Speaker 21 Look, here's the number right now: four.

Speaker 35 I haven't touched it yet.

Speaker 13 Numbers? 69.

Speaker 54 Four.

Speaker 48 18.

Speaker 27 You're going to guess four again?

Speaker 75 All right, I'll guess 17.

Speaker 4 20 for Max Shane.

Speaker 75 11. 11 for Shane.

Speaker 20 Memes, 1. Have you ever gotten it?

Speaker 34 Okay. Shane, have you got it?

Speaker 14 Oh, shit. That's tough, guys.

Speaker 69 84. Ah.

Speaker 34 Feel like that one hit recently, huh?

Speaker 67 84.

Speaker 39 Let's see. Love you.

Speaker 33 Oh, new leader.

Speaker 96 10 times. Whoa.

Speaker 10 84 been hot.

Speaker 38 May 9th.

Speaker 24 All right. See everyone on Monday.
Have a great weekend.

Speaker 34 Love you guys.

Speaker 34 The video of an orco that attacked a human being on the beach was not real. I'm sorry.
I thought it was real, but it was actually not real.

Speaker 34 I'm coming to a love of you.

Speaker 34 Don't want me

Speaker 34 to make me up.

Speaker 34 I need more

Speaker 34 baby.

Speaker 34 Needless to say,

Speaker 34 I'll just said it's about me stone away.

Speaker 34 The learning plant is okay, say after me.

Speaker 34 It's for better to be safe than sorry.

Speaker 77 It's for better to be safe than sorry.

Speaker 84 It's for better to be safe than sorry.

Speaker 39 Say gone.

Speaker 39 Say me up.

Speaker 39 I need

Speaker 39 gone.

Speaker 39 But don't free

Speaker 39 things that you say.

Speaker 39 Just the way that

Speaker 39 It's not too late. I'm shining away.

Speaker 39 They'll all be coming for you anyway.

Speaker 39 Be coming for you anyway.

Speaker 22 They'll all be coming for you anyway.

Speaker 22 Take on me.

Speaker 22 Take me up.

Speaker 22 I'm the ego.