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Great interview with him.

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Great dude.

Talked Nebraska football.

Talked getting hit by a cement mixer as a kid.

Great, great interview.

We finished the Workaholics trilogy.

We'll see you next time. Great dude.
Talked Nebraska football. Talked getting hit by a cement mixer as a kid.
Great, great interview. We finished the Workaholics trilogy.
We've always wanted to have him on. We also have the Mount Rushmore of Taco Bell menu items.
A lot of pressure. This was a great Mount Rushmore.
Yeah, it was. Full disclosure, we all might have just ordered Taco Bell right after we're done.
Yes. Yes.
I'm going to buy stock in Taco Bell right now because people are going to order it tomorrow. We don't have much going on in the sports world, so we're going to tier our quarterbacks.
What do you do in the middle of summer? You tier some quarterbacks. We also have a great end of the show.
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Boys! Boys! Now in the street there is violence An analog stuff Boy! We're gonna rock down to Electric Avenue And then we'll take it higher Oh, we're gonna rock down to Electric Avenue It's a part of my take presented by Varsity Sports Welcome to part of my take. Today is Wednesday, June 28th.
The boys are back together. We're in Pinehurst filming golf videos.
And guys, I tweeted out before we started the show, we were golfing all day. I was like, what did we miss in the sports world? There wasn't a lot out there.
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Hopefully the first of many to come. Where were you when you ended racism? At Pinehurst at a golf club.
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Let's go, boys. Don't pay attention to the little putting jockeys that they have this was this was a big moment but yeah so there's not a lot going on we still have a great show because we have a great interview with adam devine we have uh the mount rushmore taco bell which got it's good it's really good taco bell menu items uh and we have golf etiquette with with frankie and trent but we figured okay not a lot going on we did our baseball talk on Monday uh what do you do in the middle of the summer when there's not a ton of sports going on masturbate you masturbate but you also make a list of quarterback tears so that everyone get mad about it so let's do some tearing let's get people pissed off about an imaginary list that doesn't mean anything yes so uh here is our system on part of my take we're going to come up with one we're going to we're going to discuss we will come up with a full tiered list that we will tweet out and let people just argue about it get mad about it the whole nine yards uh here are the categories we're we're ranking these quarterbacks there's him that can only be one there's the guy there's the guy adjacent there's your guy that's you know it's your guy yeah you can have the guy but it's your guy when you get the guy on your team you know you got the guy but sometimes you go in a season and he's like that's that's my guy it's it's it's essentially walking around trying to convince everyone else that your guy is the guy yep being like you don't understand then we have the kirk cousins tier then we have a guy not the guy uh which is obviously different than your guy it is just everyone knows it's not the guy it's just a guy and then we have titanic titanic tier yep meaning they're a sub.
Yes. Meaning they will implode at any time.

Yeah.

Okay.

Let's do it.

I think we can all agree him is Patrick Mahomes.

Slash Zach Wilson.

It is easy.

Patrick Mahomes is the best quarterback in the league.

This will also be the time of year where everyone tries to tell you how the Chiefs will not be deep in the playoffs next year and how things have changed and try to poke holes in Patrick Mahomes. I'm here to tell you there are no holes in Patrick Mahomes.
He is him. He's wholess.
He is wholess. He's just a smooth, smooth guy.
He is. No orifices on that.
He is an exceptional, exceptional quarterback. It doesn't hurt my feelings all the time thinking about him in a Bears uniform.
He's just that good. I think think it's also an impenetrable argument to say that patrick mahomes is top of this list because then you just be like look at his ring well in the story but most recent it's like the last game that i saw patrick mahomes play he won right what other quarterback can you say that for maybe a couple that didn't make the playoffs what is it what is it five straight oh sam how sam Oh, Sam Howell.
Sam Howell. Five straight AFC championships at home.

Jerry Goff.

Yes.

Jerry Goff.

Yeah.

Five straight AFC championships at home.

Patrick Mahomes is the best quarterback maybe ever.

And it's also like he.

Oh.

He good.

He's at the top of this list.

Yes.

Did Tom Brady win his last game?

Against your Cowboys?

No.

Well, Patrick Mahomes hasn't won his last game yet. But this point at this point at this point he did um yeah he is the best there's nothing else people get bored and try to try to give you a narrative that he's not you know like you will see that the list that basically like is Joe Burrow better than I love Joe Burrow Joe Burrow better than Patrick Mahomes Josh Allen I love.
Patrick Mahomes is the guy. Until someone takes it from him, he is the guy.
Maybe we should try to poke holes in him, though. Okay.
Like, if we were to do that, what would we say? We'll get in front of the storylines before they put it out. I would say he lost Eric Biennemi.
Yep. I would say ankle injury.
Will he still have some effects from it? Mm-hmm. Tight end.
Run soft. Run soft.
Run soft.

Chiefs a holic.

If he gets arrested, that's a good luck charm.

So those are the holes.

Super Bowl hangover.

Super Bowl hangover.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

Good point, Jake. Good point.

Okay.

You know what would help that?

What's that?

Some body armor, Jake.

Of course.

Yeah.

Okay.

Coors Light.

Patrick Mahomes.

So we all agree.

Patrick Mahomes is him.

Let's power through to-

You should make a cocktail.

Coors Light body armor.

Ooh.

That might be next.

Delicious.

to look at the show. so we all agree patch moments is him let's let's power through to you should make a a cocktail coors light body armor oh that might be nice delicious uh the guy the guy do you want to you why don't you go first and i'll add any that okay first the guy josh allen josh allen the guy joe burrow also the guy the guy jalen hurts the guy I have one that it pains me, but I think he's going to have an incredible, incredible season.
Aaron Rodgers. Agreed.
Not disagreed. Washed.
What do you guys want to bet? You love Aaron Rodgers. No, he's going to play with a chip on his shoulder.
I've seen him. I know this guy better than anyone else.
He is going to be awesome this year. Over, under, ten and a half wins.
What's the results for the guy category? Like, second round of playoffs? No, you don't have to. That's the beauty of this list, Jake, is that you just say things with zero accountability.
Yeah. Okay.
I think he will be top three MVP voting. I disagree.
Okay. This is setting him up for a huge failure of a season.
Way. Okay.
They're not going to be above 500. He's washed.
Whoa. It's the Jets the jets okay the guy's speaking at psychedelic conferences all right so you guys are saying he's he's the guy adjacent no he was the guy yeah the guy okay all right the guy is former we'll see how this plays out i i truly believe he's going to have like a special year because that's what he does he he's been dead a million times and then he ripped off back-to-back MVPs.
He's so pissed off. He's going to think everyone thinks he's washed.
He's going to have an awesome year. Memes? He's back with Nathaniel Hackett.
Two MVPs with back-to-back MVPs with Nathaniel Hackett at OC. He left.
No MVP. They were really bad last year.
Now he's back together with them. They're best friends.
What's the official ruling? I'm fine to bump him down. So is there any other the guys? The only other one that I had? Lamar.
Yeah, Lamar. Lamar and then Trevor Lawrence.
No. Okay.
Wait, wait. With Lamar? No, Herbert's not.
Shane, shut up. Shane's a Chargers fan is availability how does that make I think that makes Lamar guy adjacent I think you guys are crazy to think like I don't think I think Aaron Rodgers gonna have a better season a little more I'll bet he's anything I'm predicting this year is gonna be like last year Russell Wilson going Everybody was like, oh, he's reuniting with Nathaniel Hackett.

It's going to be great.

Guess what?

Aaron Rodgers, big name, switching teams.

See, it's not.

He played the whole.

He played half the season last year with a broken thumb.

Here's why. That's a fact.

It feels like they're the dream team.

No.

The Jets keep adding pieces.

They said that Dalvin Cook might go to the Jets.

Feels like dream team talk.

Okay.

Who is the quarterback on the dream team? Was it michael vick yeah okay aaron rogers is better than michael vick it their peaks he is better they should both be in jail but i'm just saying that i agree with you there it doesn't make i'm not happy that i'm saying this i'm just stating an unbiased fact that i think he's going to have a fuck you tour type of season i I think he wants to have a fuck you tour, but I don't think it's going to happen. Okay.
All right. So he's bumped down.
So for the guy, we have Josh Allen, Joe Burrow, Jalen Hurts, and Lamar Jackson. Should we throw Jared in there? I have Jared as the guy adjacent.
Okay. I think I would put Jared in the guy category.
I have Jared in the guy. I would put him in the guy category.
I was more trying to be like, don't let everyone be like, oh, you're so biased. He won his last game.
would put jared in the guy i have to i would put him in the guy trying to be like don't let everyone be like oh you're so biased he won his last game all right jared's in the guy okay uh okay guy adjacent this is rogers this is the very definition is justin herbert because i i would have him in the guy last year and then the way that season ended with the c words i can't i can't in good conscience and Respecting the sanctity of the tier list, I can't move him up to the guy. Yes.
So guy adjacent is Justin Herbert, Trevor Lawrence, Matthew Stafford, and Aaron Rodgers. What about Tua? What about Mac Jones? No.
We're purposely ignoring you. I think Tua is your guy just because he has so many haters or it's like Dolphins fans love him because he's our guy.
I had him in that as well. You go to war for him.
He is the very definition of your guy. I have a spicy pick.
I have a spicy pick that's borderline the guy adjacent. Okay.
CJ Stroud. It's just too early.
I think CJ Stroud is going to be the best rookie quarterback. i don't think rookies deserve to be in the top three i think cj stroud is going to be the best quarterback in this draft because we're trying to piss people off let's put them in there all right all right for adjacent yeah all right moving on to your guy so this is guys that uh you know like to a perfect example everyone who's a a fan of that team is like he is is our guy.
And you're fighting against everyone else outside of those walls. Number one that fits this description perfectly, I think, is Geno Smith.
Ooh. He's your guy.
Kenny Pickett. Kenny Pickett.
He's your guy. I had Geno Smith in the Kirk Cousins tier.
Did you? Yeah. He fell off hard.
But he's got too much flavor for the Kirk Cousins tour. Okay.
Okay. So, all right.
So I'll rattle off names. You guys just stop me because there's a lot of your guys.
Wait. So Gino is not in this? No, Gino can be in it.
All right. Daniel Jones.
Yep. He's your guy.
Ryan Tannehill. Yeah.
He's also in the, well, yeah, I'll put him in this one. Yep.
Deshaun Watts. Actually, Ryan Tannehill is Kirk Cousins.
I had him in Kirk Cousins. I wasn't trying to create you again.
No, we're not going to go there. Ryan Tannehill is, to me, the ultimate middle of the world guy.
We're talking ball. Yeah.
Derek Carr? No, he's Kirk Cousins. Kirk Cousins.
Deshaun Watson will have a better season than Aaron Rodgers. Okay.
I agree.

You want to bet?

What do you want to bet?

We'll have to figure out the stakes.

All right.

So, all right.

Going back.

Daniel Jones, Deshaun Watson, Justin Fields, Tua, Kenny Pickett, Bryce Young,

Anthony Richardson, Dak Prescott, Brock Purdy, Baker Mayfield. I had Dak and Kirk Cousins.

Okay.

Yeah, you're right.

Dak is the black Kirk Cousins per his own teammate, Amari Cooper. You're right.
You're right. You're right.
When you're right, you're right. And you're right.
Who did you have after Deshaun? Justin Fields, Tua, Kenny Pickett, Bryce Young, Anthony Richardson, Brock Purdy,dy baker mayfield you remember when anthony richardson

at the uh at the rookie dinner he stayed behind and helped like bust the tables and clean up after

everybody that alone is good enough to be your guy yeah yeah uh okay kirk cousins tier i have

okay my mind mine i think this is the definitive kirk i know kirk cousins so well it's kirk cousins

dac prescott derrick carr ryan tannahill those are all kirk cousins yep i agree i completely agree

And he's... definitive kirk i know kirk cousins so well it's kirk cousins dak prescott derrick carr ryan tannahill those are all kirk cousins yep i agree i completely agree anybody else they're all kirk

cousins who'd i leave out the only one that could potentially be there is russ wilson could be a

late like if he gets a little bit better he could go up to the kirk cousins tier kirk's second

cousins right right once removed uh what i think are we missing anybody i mean you're missing

be he could go up to the Kirk Cousins tier. Kirk's second cousin.
Right, right. Once removed.
What, Hank? Are we missing anybody? I mean, you're missing people at the top, but. Do you want to put Mac Jones in your guy? Do you believe? See, here's the question.
Yes. Reunited with Bill O'Brien.
You fully believe in it. Yes.
You fully believe in it. Yes.
Playoffs. Do you think every Patriot fan fully believes in it? Most do.
Real ones do. But, Hank, if you're saying're saying playoffs that to me you've already conceded some ground there if his max is playoffs then you are saying in fact he's kirk cuss he's a young quarterback like i gotta give these types of guys some time to develop i'm willing to bump him up to your guy if hank thinks that because it's your guy is more of a like us versus them situation i'll be honest i had mac had Mac Jones in Titanic too.
No. Mac Jones is my guy and Bill O'Brien is his guy.
Yeah, he's Hank's guy. Okay, yeah, make another tier for Hank's guy.
Hank's guy. Hank's guy is going under your guy? Yeah, yeah.
Put Anthony. In that case, put Anthony Richardson in there too.
All right, perfect. Perfect.
Hank's guy, Anthony Richardson, Mac Jones. All right.
And then. Love my guys.
Finally, we have a guy. my guys finally we have a guy just love a better guy not the guy i have jimmy g i had him lower you do okay i had russ okay desmond ritter yep sam howell colt mccoy yep george love yep all right so then who are you putting in titanic russ and jimmy i had i had russ wait you just said russ no no we're gonna put him in titanic uh mac jones okay that one we've bumped up jimmy g and then also i put kyler murray on there okay i think kyler murray he might be in like player player one it actually would be nice if you were in a submersal it doesn't take up a lot of of space.
That's true. Like, you get a little more leg room, right? Yep.
Yeah, he'd be good with the Madcats controller, too. Yeah.
Okay. I feel good about this list.
This is going to piss some people off. Yeah.
And it's really, that's the only goal here. None of this is what we firmly believe to any extent.
It's really just tearing quarterbacks and watching people get very upset. I want put a bet against hank because i know you're you are a mac jones supporter i'm just trying to be honest with mac jones i don't think he's i don't think he's good i'll put a guy-to-guy bet mac jones sam howell who has more should we do yards qbr qbr onBR on the season.
Which QBR? One agreed upon. The one that we agree upon? Yeah.
Okay, which would be ESPN QBR on the season? Is there a better option? Other option? Yes, yeah, there's quarterback rating. Yeah.
Is there another option other than ESPN? ESPN QBR. It's the dumbest rating.

All right, fine. Okay.
What's the stakes? Wait, who do you have? I have Sam Howell. Okay.
I know we got a thing of stakes for this bet. We got a thing of stakes for the Aaron Rodgers bet.
Hank, we'll figure out what the actual bet will be for after. But I think Deshaun Watson versus Aaron Rodgers, it's three categories.
team wins touchdowns minus interceptions

and total yards.

Great.

So you got to win two out of three.

Okay.

Okay.

Great.

I love it.

Me too.

Whatever you want to bet.

What about injuries?

Is there like a clause a certain amount of games?

Possibility is availability.

Only team wins in games that they play though. Yeah.
Yeah, that's fine. That's fine.
Okay. That was good.
I feel good about that. I'm fired up.
What do you got? Will Levis in there is... Well, he's not a starter yet.
We did just starters. You had Cole McCoy and Kyler Murray.
Cole McCoy is a starter. Kyler Murray is...
The starter when's back. Anthony Richardson, though.
Don't do too many questions. Anthony Richardson, he's going to start.
The list doesn't have rules. When you start digging under the list, it folds like a house of cards.
We don't want that to happen. I just counted 33 guys on here.
That's the only reason why. The list can fall apart quickly.
We don't want to have that.

People, it's like the Wizard of Oz.

When you pull back the curtain of the list and you're like, hey, wait, it's just fucking five dudes sitting on a couch in the middle of June.

Actually yelling into microphones.

It's a bad look.

I'm pretty sure this is the exact same room that that meme with the kids. Yes.

Who is him?

Yes.

We're just like, yes. In there aaron rogers uh the guy debate me yep uh okay that was a good list great let's do hot seat cool throw and then we're going to get to our great mount rushmore of taco bell menu items in our interview with adam divine hey it's ria from tricksicks in the Office.
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hot seat cool throw on hank uh my hot seat is leonard fournette yeah yeah literally they just showed the video on on the television he was driving and his car lit on fire and the video that his car is just completely completely torched yeah it is okay he was driving he yeah he said he's okay, but that's just a literal hot

seat for old playoff Lenny.

Yep.

What kind of close is it? torched yeah it is okay he was driving he said he's okay uh but that's just a literal hot seat

for for old playoff lenny yeah what kind of car was it i don't know not a chevy not a chevy that looked really bad yeah i don't know how he just got out and took the video and it was like how did you get out of that thing yeah scary stuff so shout out our guy playoff lenny we love him Blogger of the year.

My cool throne is Ryan Seacrest.

Ooh.

He is replacing pat sajak as the host of wheel of fortune that's a great yeah it is and you know what i i think that that might be the easiest job in the world whoa hosting wheel of fortune yeah looks like a fun job yeah you you stand next to the wheel somebody else spins the wheel say where the wheel lands, and then you let Vanna do all the working. Vanna works three times as hard as Pat Sajak does.
It's a lot of walking. If you're Vanna White.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if you're Pat Sajak, you just stand there in a suit.
Yeah, you stand there and you just smirk at people when they do stupid shit. You do like the Q&As, like in between the rounds, like where are you from? Yeah, those are so easy.
What do they call uh the award for like academy award tv broadway he got they gotta give seacrest seacrest should be up for one of those for like hosting just every oh the emmy yeah no but like he's done he does about not being a one-trick pony yeah casting yeah like he does everything ryan seacrest yeah radio dj hell of a career radio d show. Morning talk show.
Reality. Reality.
It really is the best next step for him. When Drew Carey went to Price is Right, he's set up.
That's perfect. That's also a way harder job than Wheel of Fortune.
Yeah, because you got to kiss. You got to kiss everyone.
You got to get kisses from Deuce. So much smooching.
Yeah. They record like a million episodes a day, and that's it.
A literal million? They record a lot. They do.
They do stretches. I want to be on Price Right so bad.
It's the best game show ever created. Pat Sajak actually might be the most famous Caps fan in the world.
Isn't that sad to say? He's like our number one guy whenever we need a big dub. That's huge.
Just rollajak out there. Okay.
Good. Good hot seat.
Cool throne. PFT.
What do you got? My hot seat is the first amendment. Ooh.
Freedom of speech in this country is dead because Mike Florio eliminated the comment section on pro football talk. That's where people went to sound off.
It said, sound off. Bang it here for the latest NFL news and rumors.
And then sound off in the comment section. And now the sound is off because he eliminated.
His website is probably going to go to shit because that's probably 110% of his traffic was people just arguing with each other in the comment section. Some of us owe our careers to that comment section.
It was a fertile breeding ground of talent, and now it is no more. So Florio couldn't take the heat.
He closed it down. Whatever.
Good luck on the redesign, Mike. Have you reached out for comment? Oh, they're redesigning too? They did a double.
They did a two for it. Oh, no.
You can't redesign. The two websites they should never redesign is pro football talking Kentucky sports radio.
Cause they're just like, they're bad, but in a beautiful way. And Ken Palm, Ken Palm, Ken Palm should not be redesigned.
But, but Florio thinks that he is God of his own domain. And he decided that the little man doesn't need a voice anymore.
And it's sad. It's a sad day.
And he's threatened to do this multiple times over the years. He's like, I'm going to take it away.
I'm going to take it away. You guys keep owning me.
Stop owning me. Well, he got owned so hard that he took away the entire comment section.
So when does I hope you're happy with yourself, Mike? When does it go away? It's already gone. Oh, I'm seeing the redesign.
What are you doing? Mike didn't even give people a chance to meet up in the comments one last time. Oh, that is so bad.
It would be Mike. It would be pretty funny if when it got deleted, you like Thanos disappeared.
I would be sad. I died he did yeah and then you'd have to take over this job on part of my take yeah it would be it would be weird if it was like a like a voodoo doll yeah and like it's just you just lost his edge shit what happened like my side hurts I did feel something I can't think I haven't thought of a joke in days I don know what's going on.
I did think this morning I woke up and I had bad heartburn. And I think it's because of either the giant dinner that we ate last night where Big Cat ordered like 20 sides.
Or it could be because Mike eliminated the comment section. So a hearty fuck you to Mike Florio.
I think I did every appetizer and every side. I thought I did a good job with ordering last night.
We had a great meal. I did get bullied by the waitress.
I ordered like, I don't know, like eight apps for seven people. And then she's like, oh, no cheese board.
And I was like, is that good? She's like, oh, it's the best. I was like, well, then add it on.
You know what she also said? She put a pro move when she put the dessert menu down and she came back. She circled back on it.
You guys want dessert? We're like, no dessert like no we're good and she goes you don't want to be sitting up late at night wishing you ordered that dessert that happened to me yeah oh yeah me too but you know ice cream would have hit the spot last night you know what it was uh we can't reveal anyone who's on any of this but we were out dinner with some co-workers and uh it was one person at the table being like a hard no very quickly and once someone says no to dessert you feel like such a fat ass for getting dessert because i like i like dessert yeah what you gotta say your head like that don't shake your fucking head like jim jim go don't shake your fucking head the move is i'm back the move is just say i'll take a look at the dessert menu yeah and then you get yet one or two things you know you want to share something i usually get like four or five things i'm like we'll share it but i always order more than what the amount of people are like if i had had free rain last night i should have stood up i was getting a little shamed about my ordering before i would ordered like five desserts easily would have been great yeah do you think in like 10 years sorry to jump back to the pro football talk thing okay i've been thinking about it a lot and in like five ten years i say my name's pft commenter they're gonna be like well that's not even a thing yeah what are you talking there's no comment section on the pro football talk website yeah you made that up this is bad day it's a bad day uh dark day for the first amendment. My cool throne is toys with the boys.
Oh, toys with the boys because we've got we've got the toy the summer coming out. The vortex.
Oh, yeah. The vortex football part of my take brought it back.
It's the small orange football with a tail on it says football guy on the side of it. We have one.
We just up like someone had it. Ball? Ball? We have one here somewhere.
Ball? Anyone? We don't have it here. It's orange and it looks very cool.
Yeah, you can throw the thing. Hank came to the beach last summer.
I think Billy did too, and we were trying to throw it as far as we possibly could. I think Billy had the long throw of the summer at, what, 78 yards? Yeah.
You can throw this thing like if you've got an average arm. can throw it 55 60 yards but that wasn't our version of it which actually goes farther yeah ours does go farther dude i was slinging it in the middle of the street it's the best toy for 500 it's the best toy in a pool best toy in the ocean best toy at the beach it's just the best toy ever invented the vortex pickle pickle what's pickle just two people on a side running in between oh like in baseball yeah yeah no that's a good game yeah yeah it's the best way to accidentally throw near a group of people you want to start a conversation with oh nice billy yes smooth this is all the chicks you just talking about other dudes that look like they want to throw a football yeah Yeah, like, oh, sorry.
Didn't know I could throw it that far.

You guys want to come dig a hole after this?

Yeah.

This football is definitely going to get people laid or make you bros for life with somebody.

By the way, I'm now thinking back to this dinner.

Maybe I overordered a little.

I actually.

It was good.

It was all good.

When I was going to order all the appetizers.

One full appetizer.

Yeah. When I was going to order all the appetizers, someone looked at Hank being like, is he about to do this? And Hank was like, watch this.
And it made me feel a little bad. But whatever.
OK, I enjoy your my my hot seat is traveling. Traveling is on the hot seat.
Probably the stuffiest article ever was written on The New Yorker. The Case Against Travel.
And so this woman named Agnes Callard. First of all, if your name's Agnes, you probably hate your life anyway.
My grandmother's named Agnes. Oh, well, did she hate her life? No, she loved it.
She was a great grandmama. Good for her.
She goes on a whole list of how travel is stupid. She hated it once her husband died by getting an elevator.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Um, the, uh, she goes on a whole list of how travel is stupid.
She hated it. Once her husband died by getting an elevator.
Yeah. Um, but travel is bad.
Travel is stupid. She went through a whole list of like, you just go and you travel and nothing changes in your life.
You think it does, but it doesn't. You're going to die anyway.
Uh, I think Agnes just has depression. Yes.
Yeah. She's very upset.
And then my cool throne. And this is a little morbid, but my cool throne is travel because there's a headline in the New York Post today.
Man dies after trying to drink all 21 cocktails on menu during family vacation in Jamaica. That rocks.
Where was that? Was that? That a Margarita. Dude's rock.
That guy traveled his balls off. Yeah.
In one sitting or over time? I don't know. I mean, I think it probably was one sitting, but dudes rock.
When I go, I hope that the headline is that cool. Yeah.
I mean, that's an all-time way to go out. Like, yeah.
I got to find out what restaurant. That sounds like Margarita.
Oh, yeah. So travel travel's actually not overrated you can go and try every single cocktail on a family vacation i just i typed in man dies and the first thing that came up man dies after drinking 21 cocktails okay yeah that guy he rocks what he does rock nothing at the royal decameron club caribbean in saint and where he later died.
Dude, he went for all 21. Nothing, nothing.
At the Royal De Cameron Club Caribbean in St. Anne, where he later died.

Dude, he went for all 21.

Oh, and the picture that they have of him?

Yeah, this is a guy that would die by drinking all the customizable cocktails.

He's rocking like a Rastafari hat.

Good for him.

What a way to go out.

Okay, Billy. Okay, we can cut this if this is bad.
Just saw this. Hot seat, just the world.
Unfortunately, just got news. Ryan Mallett has passed.
What? Yeah, he drowned in Florida. What the fuck? Like sucks.
I don't know. I just saw it like Gunslinger.
Was that Arkansas? This is a fucking bummer. Yeah.
Damn. I just had to share that.
And my cool throne. Oh, my God, Billy.
Okay. That sucks.
Yeah. Sorry.
Fuck. Okay.
Yeah. And your cool throne? This is now.
Should we take moment of silence for Ryan Mallon? Yeah, I think so. I don't.
I mean, that's sad. He's 35.
He's a high school coach. Okay.
Billy, your cool throne. It's a real bummer.
I'm sorry. I couldn't.
I don't think Billy should get a cool throne today yeah it would not seem appropriate yeah let's skip ahead yeah jake your hot seat cool uh my hot seat is a mlb pitcher named alec manoa okay we have been talking baseball so i'm gonna continue that trend yes this is a crazy story so he finished top three in the uh al cy young voting last season less than a year ago now he's been sent down to the minors he's playing in the AL Cy Young voting last season, less than a year ago.

Now, he's been sent down to the minors. He's playing in the Florida Complex League because he's been struggling.
And he, bless you, he's just had an outing of two and two-thirds innings, 11 earned runs in a league where the average age is 18.8. Whoa.
So he went from top three AL Cy Young to getting shelled by 19-year-olds in eight months. That's tough.
Did he at least get a contract? Is he getting paid? Oh, man. That's a bad outing.
Against 18-year-olds? 18.8 is the average age in the FCL. Oh, my God.
Is that where the Savannah Bananas play? No, I don't think so. I think it's not even a league.
The Savannah Bananas are like the Globetrotters. Yeah, they're the best.
They're the best. Yeah.
Oh, no. I'm looking it up right now.
I think he's still an arbitrary. He's made $5 million, $6 million total.
That sucks. Alex Manoa, that sucks.
Okay. I was thinking about was thinking about big cat i think the appetizer order was perfect thank you it was because you know why because there's always one appetizer that people eat to be polite and then they get stuck with like most of the shitty appetizer we had the appetizer that nobody wanted and so it was like just extra on the table yeah i'm never to knock your ordering.
I think where people started to head turn specifically the person sitting next to me was you ordered a lot of appetizers. And then when dinner came around, you ordered sides and you were every single house.
You have to go down the list of every side that everyone after the fourth one, someone looked up was like, have to have to. I thought I sides, to be honest.
I always say life is short.

Order appetizers.

Yeah.

No.

You never know.

Appetizers are the best.

It's great going to dinner with Dan because you never have to worry.

It's like, I know I'm going to be full after appetizers. There's also no better feeling than hitting the cycle on the appetizers.

Just being like all of them.

And there's nothing that I'm thinking like, oh, I should have ordered this.

I had them all.

I had the soup too, which was fantastic. Yeah, that did look good.
Go ahead, Jake. My cool throne is LSU.
Yeah. Yes.
World Series champions. Congrats, Tigers.
They won 18-4 in the third and final game after pretty much a reverse scoring game too. I've never seen two more lopsided opposite results, but go Tigers.
Yeah. I saw this one video of an LSU fan after the game.
Well, it was two LSU fans actually sitting outside the stadium and the chick just had her top off and this guy was just making out with her and feeling her boobs. And then like a security guard went up to him and tried to stop them and they just looked at the guard like Tigers won.
And the security guard just turned around and walked away. Oh, that rules.
Okay, good job, everyone. Let's get to our Mount Rushmore of Taco Bell menu items.
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This is one. I'll just say it.
Pressure's on. Pressure's on, Hank.
Yeah. We're doing the mount rushmore of taco bell items pressure is on henry lockwood the heir to the taco bell throne is there a world where you might just own a bunch of taco bells and like that be your life uh if i had you retire at like 50 my dad's actually out of the game.
But in a world where I actually had any academic prowess and maybe pursued, A, just finishing college and maybe business school like I could have. But that was never going to happen.
It's more of a passion, though. You don't want to mix your passions with your work.
So like this podcast, you don't really love, but you do it because it pays the bills. That's not true.

With Taco Bell,

you love Taco Bell.

And I feel like you'd lose some of that love for it.

If you lived and breathed it every single day from a business person.

Yeah,

it's just in my blood.

It truly is Taco Bell fire sauce runs through my veins.

It would be fun if future us.

What color is Taco Bell fire sauce?

Orange.

Look at the packet.

It's red.

They have an orange one. Yeah, that's no, that's fire.
That's not. That's definitely not the fire one.
Yeah. It's red.
It's 100% red. Yeah.
Fact to fiction, they have an orange hot sauce packet. They do.
I think that's a mild sauce. Fire sauce.
Yeah, it's not hot sauce. It's mild sauce.
Like your takes. Maybe someday.
You know what? Let's just agree to it right here. Like a suicide pact, but not suicide.
Let's one day own Taco Bell together. That'd be fucking sick.
I would love to own a Taco Bell. Has anybody ever had a Taco Bell or a fast food restaurant just installed in their house that they don't sell to other people? But any day, like on Sunday, you could go to your own personal Chick-fil-A? That was a commercial.
I did have... For what? Chipotle, I think.
Oh. I said that it like if i was a billionaire i'd have a free i've had a chilies in my yeah basement i honestly think i would have a taco bell and a chick-fil-a in my house i will say by the time this airs i believe the raisin canes in new york city will have opened we're raising no free ads jake yeah i thought i thought it's not free they're gonna pay for this one all right we'll bill.
We'll bill him. We'll Todd Graves.
You're getting a bill, buddy. You're getting a bill.
I would love to have a medieval times just in my house, in my backyard. I've always wanted, I've actually looked into it.
This is a very fat move that I'm just about to say out loud, but I've looked into a soft serve ice cream machine. Upkeep, very difficult.
Yeah. So I wouldn't want to do, I've been to McDonald's daily.'s daily you have to clean it i don't want to do that but imagine if you could just go to your kitchen and just hit a fucking nozzle it'd be like you're on a cruise every day of your life yeah oh man i feel like i could just survive off ice cream can you imagine waking up in the morning maybe you can we could maybe swing that for the office though yeah if Yeah.
If someone would clean it, I would.

Oh, man.

I would just only eat ice cream.

I'd be like David Bowie when he got addicted to cocaine and only drank milk and ate hot peppers for a year.

He looked great.

He looked great.

Ziggy Stardust was a fire album.

Yeah.

Just ice cream all day.

Is that enough nutrition?

With a waffle cone.

You got calcium.

Maybe some sprinkles on there to get your fruits and vegetables. Call me bears.
The cherry on top. Yeah.
Yeah, there it is. One of the ones just soaked in sugar.
Yeah. What is it? The maraschino cherries? Yeah.
They're just soaked in sugar. Like, man, I love cherries.
Yeah. It is really a dream to walk downstairs in the morning and you just get Taco Bell for breakfast every day in your house.
Yes. I don't think it'd be that expensive.
Yes. Okay.
Let's do it. Who's up first? I think it is Jake and Billy.
Yes. Big Taco Bell guys.
So Jake and Billy. Jake, you love Taco Bell.
Love it. I've totally had it more than once in my life.
You've only had Taco Bell once? What the fuck? Yeah, when I was like 10. Oh my God.
We're about to get some pander pics. And also, no, this is going to be a pure Billy picks, which are going to be awful.
It's going to be for you. Billy's in my boat.
Oh, so we're just going to get that explains a lot. Honestly, both of you.
Yes, it does. Taco Bell is pretty fucking trash.
Oh my God. It's trash.
I'm sorry. You guys, you guys don't eat Taco Bell for like probably two different reasons.
Yeah, definitely. The meat isn't real meat.
No, it is. It's very much bullshit.
That's fake. That's fake news, Billy.
There's no fucking meat. We established that I think five years ago.
I think it's like vegetarian. It's the best meat in the world.
Growing up, I wasn't like my parents didn't let us eat a bunch of fast food. We'd get like McDonald's on road trips and stuff.
But the one thing we were allowed, like my dad was like Taco Bell. That's not really fast food.
And I agree. It's it's not people did like you know italians do like big sunday dinners whole family comes over we would do sunday trips to taco oh my god that rule that's awesome holy fuck that's incredible all right let's pick up grandma we're going to the bell you literally had the best life ever man all right i will say i will be honest uh such a bad kid to your parents? I don't know.

That's something I ask myself all the time.

You should have been thanking God every day that you got Taco Bell on Sunday.

I love that instead of Sunday suppers with the family,

like Grandpa was coming over for fourth meal.

No, it was just my immediate family.

Just my immediate family, but yeah.

That's awesome.

We would do team dinners and stuff.

It was great.

Once a season, get the whole squad to Taco Bell. And if you're a new listener, you might not know this, but Hank was the person who gave the final seal of approval on Baja Blast.
Yes. Yes.
I also grew up around a lot of good Mexican places. Oh.
Okay. Yeah.
Congratulations. Like Taco Bell? No.
Yeah. Like actual mom and pop taco places.
Oh, wow. Very cool.
It's literally a mom and pop for me. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, that's true.
Mom and pop, young food brands. Okay.
So we'll start with Jake and Billy in their BuzzFeed list, and then we'll go to the real Taco Bell. Mashable.
Mashable. Okay, Mashable.
Yeah. We got some wild cards.
I'd love to see their, yeah It's just best Taco Bell item. Yeah.
What is the most delicious Taco Bell? We've never had it. We've had it once.
Okay. Go ahead.
Number one, I've heard of this, the Crunchwrap Supreme. Oh, my God.
That's great. I love that.
The most overrated thing on the menu. Agreed, Max.
Crunchwrap Supreme is good. It's good.
It's the most overrated thing on the menu. No, it's good.
It's not, I don't even know what would make the list if we had three teams of true Taco Bell heads, but it's a solid item. I'm going to be honest.
I want to do our 4-4, just be like Taco Bell's trash. I think that might just win us the thing.
No, you still do it. You don't want to do it.
I think there's enough Taco Bell haters out there. You don't know anything about the internet, Billy.
Yeah, do it. Whatever.
And there's no haters. Nothing to hate.
Crunchwrap Supreme is good, but it definitely is. You've never had Taco Bell, and then you pick it number one because you saw it on a list.
And you see the word Supreme. Yeah.
Yeah. There really are no bad Taco Bell.
If we're're stuck in this room, you guys should give us this, and we'll eat it all for the first time. Oh, Taco Bell? Oh, yeah.
Okay, yeah. Yeah.
That would go well. Yes.
Thank you for this. Then we're going to shit ourselves.
That's a great idea, Jake. Yeah.
We'll have to take more breaks. Jake, you would have to wear a diaper.
Yeah, I would not make it out. Okay.
So Jake is saying that it would be a great video if Billy and Jake lost Mount Rushmore season and had to eat Taco Bell in a 24-hour stream. Okay.
He said that. Contact first.
I'm a team player. Vote however you want to vote, but remember he said that.
Yeah, but remember it's anonymous and you can't influence. I said that.
I said vote however you want to vote. I'm just giving you credit, Jake, for a great idea.
Yeah. I'm for the people.
I love the AWLs. Honestly, I can't think of anything more entertaining with any combination of us in a room than Jake and Billy eating Taco Bell for 24 hours.
That would be great. Yeah.
Okay. I've started to read meditation books.
I'm going to put myself in a coma when I'm in that room. That's my plan.
All right. It's going to be sick.
Okay. Hank and Max, let's start the real draft.
Yeah. mean a lot of a lot of options but i'm gonna go with the one that in my life because obviously people know my affiliation with taco bell and this is the one that you know people would come up to me the most that got taken off the menu for a while i think it's back in some capacity the mexican pizza okay when the mexican pizza got taken off people people were really upset i would legitimately get questions like hey like can you ask your dad when the mexican pizza is coming back so that one it's got to be for me just in terms of my real world experience we got all i think you just handed us the draft tank yeah i'll be honest with you i i did not see this coming like what tremendous this is michael jordan falling to number three right now.
It's incredible. So, PFT, we can just do whatever.
Why don't you say one? I'll say one. Yeah, number one.
Easy. Cheesy gordita crunch.
No doubt about it. Yeah.
This is insane. That's a better value pick than Jokic in the second round.
Getting cheesy. Getting the C-G-C at number three.
Oh, my God. I'm so happy with their draft already.
And I am so happy with the next pick because it is the I order every single time I go to Taco Bell.

It could be a side order.

It could be the main order.

Doesn't matter.

I always get a Chalupa.

Chalupa.

Chalupa.

Chalupa Supreme.

What?

Oh, I don't say Chalupa Supreme.

That's fine.

Oh, I have to say specifically what is in it.

Yeah.

Like what meat?

There's three options.

You're going to do that?

What do you order you don't know i think you get chalupa whoa whoa whoa whoa you get chalupa you're at the drive-thru menu you don't say give me a chalupa supreme no i know what do you say wait but we get all chalupas you're gonna do we're gonna split these up i'm one item with a variation i guess i guess yeah no we get chal chalupas. Chalupa, for sure.
Fucking best. It also occurred to me that we're all debating the same six ingredients that are repackaged in different ways.
And you're like, no, yours sucks. But the chalupa has the fried shell like that.
So my move usually is I'll go two chicken chalupas and then to beef chalupas. And that will be just my side meal.
That's a lot of food. Yeah.
No, I know. I love chalupas.
I could eat chalupas all day, every day. I dream about.
I think everyone should have to do their order after the draft is over. Yes.
Your order is actually extremely basic. But this has been a new one.
Let's just say we don't need to draft. You guys do this every fucking...
A Chalupa? Mount Rushmore, shut up. Chalupa.
Just Chalupa. Like me and Max are going to start doing it just so you guys see how annoying it is.
You guys take a pick and then suck the other one off. I mean, that was...
It's hard not to. Jake's shaking his head.
Yeah. It's hard not to.
These are two incredible picks.

But just like, shut up until the end.

I saw Max when I said Cheesy Gordita Crunch and he goes, oh, God.

I do love the Cheesy Gordita Crunch.

The whole point of this, though, is to debate.

You guys aren't debating.

You're just self-sucking.

We're gassing our boys up.

Yeah, and you're gaslighting the other boys down.

It's called teamwork.

Oh, yeah, you put Chalupa Supreme. They're the best thing ever.
You guys should honestly, like, Billy, you would love Chalupa Supreme. I'll try it.
They're basically tacos, but the shell is fried like dough. It's the best thing ever.
Yeah, they're great. The best thing they ever made.
I worked there when I was a sophomore, junior in high school. I worked there one summer.
Got to see all the behind the scenes. Meat is great.
But making the chalupa shells was fun. Getting a crisp, like a fresh out of the fryer.
The chalupas, they come out of the fryer or they come from heaven? They get self-delivered from the sky and then you just put them in the fryer for a second to get them crispy. Manna from heaven.
A stork brings them by. Yes.
I'm actually surprised this one got back. I felt a little bit bad when you guys were acting like you won the draft.
I thought you were going to take this pick. You didn't, so I would say you didn't win the draft because it's still on the board.
Best menu item going right now, grilled cheese burrito. That's my guy.
I let Hank run, but that's my 1-1. That was a great pick.
I was so excited that he went with it. I wanted him to run with it.
This is his thing, but I'm so happy we got it. Now we just won the draft.
You guys have no idea. That is the best menu item they have.
I'm just happy we got that bang. That was a game seven winning bang from Mike Breed.
Bang! I think his mic was off. And I knew once you guys said it, I was like, if they take the grilled cheese burrito, Max is going to be devastated.
And you didn't. No, it's a good pick.
It's a good pick. We had it on there.
Great pick, Max. Yeah.
I love the grilled cheese burrito. Yeah.
It's like... It's the goat.
Okay. We're going to go with the Flamin' Hot Doritos Locos Tacos.
Okay. I mean, it's a good menu item.
Yeah. I just like how it sounds.
Yep. Have you ever had it? I saw it on commercials.
It's not an everyday one. No? It's like a fun menu item.
Yeah, it's good. It's a good menu item.
It's good. It's fine.
I'm trying to be positive for you guys. It's hard because I know you guys haven't had any of these things.
If you gave me one of those, I would eat it. And then I'd just imagine that it's wrapped in another soft show with cheese in between.
Yeah. Well, yeah.

I mean, I feel like that.

Like, Hank, would you like if you if you said you could order.

Well, there's here's the thing. And you guys are probably going to veto this because you're dictators.

OK.

There's the cheesy gordita crunch now for the new Taco Bell heads. You guys probably aren't first it's our turn no I know okay sorry yeah I was going to let Hank go and then you could take his pick oh you're too honest Jake way too honest you also don't know what I was about to say you're going to do a bullshit variation Billy said Flamin' Hot Doritos Locos Tacos.

Is that a difference?

Or are we just Doritos Locos Tacos?

Put Flamin' Hot.

Billy, Flamin' Hot is a specific shell.

Okay, so Doritos Locos Tacos.

No, Billy specifically took the Flamin' Hot.

Yeah, because...

They are different.

Sounds cool.

Billy, you should...

I can't believe you're going to take the ribeye.

There's fucking ribeye?

Yes.

They're fucking wet.

They do bison steak, too.

All right, what's your next pick?

This I've actually had.

Are you not going to take it?

The salad.

No, this I've actually had.

Napkins.

Baja Blast.

Okay.

Good pick.

The frozen Baja Blast at 7-Eleven, the Slurpee, is so good.

Yeah, but we're ordering from Taco Bell.

Yeah, no, I'm just saying.

Okay.

I don just saying. I've had the regular, too.
You're taking Baja Blast soda. That's how it was introduced to that flavor.
Baja Blast, when I put some vodka in it in college, was awesome. Yeah, I've never done that.
That's a different thing than just Baja Blast. I'm saying that's how I got introduced to the flavor was the Slurpee.
Got it. Because they had a partnership.
That's actually perfect for you guys. Your Taco Bell draft is mashable in things you bought at 7-Eleven.
So Baja Blast. It's actually delicious.
There was a lot of drama between Taco Bell, I think, and Pepsi. And Pepsi wanting to expand Baja Blast and Taco Bell having the exclusive rights and being like, no.
No, you're not doing it. It took a while.
I like the fact that it's exclusive to Taco Bell. It's not anymore.
What? Jake literally said he got it at 7-Eleven. It's everywhere.
Years ago, yeah. But you can't buy Baja Blast in a store, right? Yeah, you can.
What? It was a long legal dispute. I don't like that.
Okay, next up. So what do we got so far? Read it off real quick.
Here comes a fake Hank pick. We have Crunchwrap Supreme, Flamin' Hot Doritos, Local Tacos, Baja Blast.
Hank has Mexican pizza, grilled cheese burrito. You guys have Cheesy Gordito Crunch, Chalupa Supreme.
Okay. See, that's the thing.
And I'm fine. Whatever.
There is a Cool Ranch Cheesy Gordito Crunch. There's a Cool Ranch Doritos Cheesy Gordini Crunch.
That might – I think that's – the meat is like – the meat doesn't change. I think you can take that.
Like, that's a different menu item. Do you know what I mean? Like, we're not doing like chicken, steak.
Like, that's the difference I was saying. Yeah, it's just the one – It's what it comes in.
Right. The outside is what the pick is.
The inside is – there's three items for inside you just go with that all right so we'll take get all of that so i can take the cool ranch doritos cheesy gritty crunch i'd agree goat i mean it's a cheese gritty crunch with the cool ranch dorito taco inside of it uh is it is that what it is yeah i thought that it was a Flamin' Hot with a Cool Ranch dressing on it. I feel like it should just be all variations of one item.
So you think that they just get? They get the Loco Taco. Yeah.
Okay. So it would mean you guys can't take that? Okay.
I're changing ours to doritos locust tacos i think that hank it's the flaming hot cool ranch i'd agree with crunch because then they could just take the like the nacho cheese cheesy gordita crunch and then everyone has your right eat a crunch on the on the yeah there's variation yeah you're right you're right so i'm deleting our Hot, and we're just taking Doritos Locustocos? Yes. I think that makes sense.
Max is correct. Good producing, Max.
So they still have to make the third pick. Okay.
Henry. Daniel.
Just thinking about shifts in my family's life and menu items that really, really push us over the edge, I feel like this one was a game changer when it came out. Volcano taco.
All right. All right.
I didn't know you were a spicy guy. I'm not necessarily.
I've never known him as a spicy guy. It was a game changing menu.
It put you through one semester of college. Yeah, that's all I could make it through.
Yeah. Put Hank through college.
Okay. All right.
Good pick. All right.
We have pretty much the open board. We've got a lot going on right now.
I personally am a massive fan of number four. Okay.
I think it might be the best item on the entire menu. Should we do that? And then I just texted you that.
And should we just take that? yeah i like that that's good because i think that that it's it is the thing and we we get it this is a good draft yeah um for our third pick we're going to do the breakfast crunch wrap breakfast crunch wrap might be the best fast food menu item in amer. It's that good.
It is perfect.

I usually get it with sausage.

You can get it with bacon.

It is.

I can't. We're getting.

I can't describe.

Did they get the Crunchwrap?

I can't.

Breakfast Crunchwrap.

Breakfast Crunchwrap is an entirely different item.

Oh, so.

That's a breakfast menu.

It's got Doritos Cheesy Gordy to Crunch and a regular Cheesy Gordy to Crunch is the same.

Max, tell us.

But a Crunchwrap and a Breakfast Crunchwrap.

No, you're not.

No, you're not, Max.

No, you're not, Max.

Breakfast is a different menu. There's the different.
It's got completely different ingredients altogether. They're two different menus.
What's the name? You can order breakfast Crunchwrap only during breakfast Crunchwrap. What was your guys' first pick? It's got eggs and hash browns.
Crunchwrap Supreme. And cheese.
Interesting. That'd be like ordering hash browns and fries.
They're different things. Wait, so like Chalupa and Chalupa Supremes.
That's fine. You know's just one with with sour cream on you like that you like that i'm just i'm we're making rulings i'm just trying to clarify the name is the name okay okay uh this is under protest officially okay wait but your guys has like breakfast items yes it's breakfast crunch same name it's a different it's a breakfast crunch wrap.
It's entirely different. Completely different.

It's a different menu. You can't order it.

It's a million times better from regular crunch wrap. I think I might decide with them on this one.

Let's put it to a vote.

Okay. Does breakfast

crunch wrap count?

Raise your hand for yes.

Yeah, it's Bill.

Who's going to let me eat my

Chipotle burrito in here?

I will. I will.
I'll buy it. I'll buy it.
So that counts. Okay, our last pick, and this might get contentious.
You guys can tell us right now. I'm happy if you think that it's – if you want to fight it, Max, go ahead.
Fight every pick. That's fine.
Little bitch. I was on your side for the i know i'm joking uh we're gonna go with the probably the greatest sauce in the world fire sauce fire sauce red we get the red sauce packet the fire sauce is the i dream about taco bell fire you can put it on any menu item including the cinnabon delights and it makes it better i used to what is it it's it They have different sauces but the fire sauce is the best sauce.
It's not that spicy. It's picante.
It's like the perfect amount of spice. I would go and just take a bunch of fire sauces and then just put it on all non Taco Bell things for the rest of the week.
Yeah. That's how good it is.
Every family in America has a drawer in their either their refrigerator or right next to their refrigerator that's filled with Taco Bell hot sauce. Yes.
That you just keep and you take them out for special occasions. Have you tried to eat like a regular soft taco with no fire sauce? Gross.
Doesn't really work. You took the volcano thing.
Jake, to answer your question, there's a hotter sauce. So it's not the hottest.
So it's not the hottest. There's an extreme sauce.
Fire sauce. Diablo sauce.
Diablo sauce. It is the fire sauce in the black packet.
That's the Diablo. Yeah.
Yeah. Fire sauce is the perfect amount of heat.
And it's just a delicious delicious sauce. I put on everything I get at Taco Bell.
I'm going to Max a Taco Bell. Max, you like that.
You do like that.

Yeah, I just want to apologize to my grandfather.

Probably listening to my dad.

I think I let the family down.

We should have your dad grade this.

We'll finish it out. Actually, can you have your dad submit his picks?

Obviously, I did.

Oh.

So you took your dad's picks?

Some of them.

So it sounds like PFTN were the only ones who just went off the dome.

Well, we wouldn't have anything to submit.

I have literally my entire life, except for when I worked there,

I'd make custom off-the-menu items for myself.

You can include one of those.

Fire.

Well, it's like, it doesn't matter.

I want to know.

Tell me about the custom items that you made.

I'd be eating Taco Bell.

The Cheesy Gritty Crunch variations I'd make would be unbelievable. What would you put on them? I would put the first layer down, cheese, some nacho cheese.
So it's like five-layer cheese. Maybe sometimes beef in the first layer, and then put chicken inside the hard taco.
So it was like two different types of meat, five different types of cheeses pico de gallo that sounds like a banger it does i love it i wish i was high right now so i could imagine it being high i wish we got taco bell today i'm getting taco bell right now do you want some max it's so good it's so good but my whole life which is this is gonna like i've i would i soft tacos cheesy gordita crunch i had a phase with the crunch wrap but that's all i've ever ate okay so what's your pick and now the grilled cheese burrito and for dessert cinnamon twist yes so what's your what's your pick cinnamon twist cinnamon twist okay good pick yeah good pick it's not it's not gonna it's your guys is it pops off the board well here's the thing i was thinking fire sauce is bullshit. Breakfast Crunchyrap is bullshit.
Here's the thing. I was thinking about doing Cinnamon Twist, but I can't.
I was thinking about eating Taco Bell without fire sauce. It's not possible.
It is possible. It is not.
It is the best. Max backs me up on that.
You know the fire sauce. But I like Cinnamon Twist.
Cinnamon Twist is a good pick. That's a nice, like, evens everything out.
Okay, last pick. Ribeye? Turn around, walk out of the store and go to chipotle no free ads billy disgusting put that on the board really taco bell on the board taco bell and chipotle are two completely different restaurants yes no um do that one the quesadilla okay all right that's a big discontinued it is you can make your own What did you do? Quesarito.
Yeah, that place. We took Volcano Taco.
That's not still on.

Not on the menu. You can take past menu.
Mexican pizza is on the menu, I think. It goes back and forth.
Okay. Good draft.
What else? Hank, I was actually shocked when you were doing that diatribe. Soft tacos do.
Like, that is a staple. Just the soft tacos.
Like, that's. So, if we're doing...
Should we do our orders when we go? What we get? Yeah, everyone do their order. Okay.
I do the Cheesy Gritty Crunch to soft tacos meal. Now, I add the grilled cheese burrito, Mexican twist, cinnamon twist.
You know what else got left off, Hank, that I thought you were going to take? Chicken quesadillas. I texted him that.
That would be my order. That was great value.
The sauce that comes on the chicken quesadilla makes it an absolute game changer. Yeah, I botched that draft.
Yeah, so my order at Taco Bell usually is one soft taco beef, two chicken chalupas, one beef chalupa, a chicken quesadilla, chips and sauce, cinnamon twist. Baja Blast.
How many calories? That's excessive. That's legitimately two and a half meals.
You start with the soft taco to get yourself warmed up. Then you go to the chalupas and then mix in the quesadilla in the chalupas.
So eat a chalupa, have a bite of quesadilla, go back to the chalupa, then finish off with some chips and the cinnamon twists.

You like that, Max?

I'm very hungry.

That's a good order.

I have such a fat move that I'm going to say it.

Well, PFTS, you go.

PFTS, you go.

No one can be.

I mean, I just did like a 1,500 calorie meal.

Okay.

Number nine and number six.

This is the perfect meal, okay?

Nachos bel grande starts you off.

You get cheesy gordita crunch. You get one Doritos taco.
And then you get a grilled cheese steak burrito. Baja Blast.
And if it's... I also really love the Cinnabon Delights.
Those are so good. Those were still a thing.
Those look delicious. Cinnabon Delights are elite.
So good. That's Yes.
That's like a collab thing, though. Yes.
It's not pure Taco Bell. I still like it.
No, I know. They're good.
Yeah. I had those in the morning, too.
Yeah. That's my breakfast movie.
I get one hash brown, breakfast crunch wrap, and then I get Cinnabon. Delicious.
I have variations of my order. It's whether I want to be very fat or just fat.
Yeah. Yeah, I'll cut out one of my three chalupas if i want to be on a diet so yeah so mine goes no matter what chicken grilled cheese burrito all day like it can't can't go without getting the chicken grilled cheese burrito it's the base it's a foundation foundation then you go side as a cheesy gordita crunch just the beef with the loco the loco taco cheesy gordita crunch and then my third and final item this is where i go from fat very fat to little fat uh i either get a chicken quesadilla add rice fat move by adding rice but the great texture by adding rice.
I do like the texture, yeah.

Or if I want to go little fat, the Chipotle chicken melt,

which is basically the same thing as a quesadilla, just smaller.

Add rice, though.

When you order so much, when you make a way too big order of Taco Bell, you get completely opposite reactions depending on your mood at the time.

You can either fall asleep immediately,

or you can not sleep because you're too full. And I never know which one's going to happen, but you have to strike that perfect balance and get just enough to be satisfied full and your body knows that you just ate Taco Bell and is satisfied without overdoing it, which is very hard to do.
There's also something about- Also, Baja Chalupas were the goat. They got rid of those.
Yeah. Those are- I mean, anything Chalupa was just so fucking- The delivery time of Taco Bell thing i do i would do i would do chalupa cheesy gordita crunches you would make that yeah yeah that sounds incredible they should hire us just to invent new menu items that's the best part about taco bell is like if you just keep adding all the items together and just make a bigger and bigger taco it's even i think it's incredible.
I would do, how about this? A Mexican pizza quesadilla. Good.
So last time I got Taco Bell, I ate three. I don't care.
The first time you had Taco Bell, you mean? No, I had three of those beef burritos, and I shat myself in a lacrosse tournament. That's awesome.
So that's why I kind of, I didn't really fuck with Taco Bell after that. It was like seventh grade.
It was really embarrassing. Sounds like you couldn't control your bowels.
Sounds like a U-prong, man. Yeah.
You and Jake, handshake, bowel issues. God damn it, Taco Bell.
So good. Just wait.
I got some on the way right now. Late night, late night after the bars, going to Taco Bell.
There's one on the main drag on State Street in Madison. There was also one right next to Wrigley that they got rid of when they did the renovate.
That one was awesome. You know what's great about Taco Bell? It's a restaurant that you can drive past.
And if they have the old logo and signage, like the brown logo, you're like, we have to stop there. It's one of the old Taco Bells.
Yeah, the one at Wrigley, it had a parking lot which like you don't see in that area yeah it was like this is top probably always filled yeah i mean think about how sick this was uh i was a freshman in college and i had one of the old neon signs from the store and i had that it's a huge it was like this you know six feet had that of my wall and then just all the beer boxes surrounding it in my room.

Yeah. It's huge.
It was like six feet. Had that on my wall and then just all the beer boxes surrounding it in my room.

Yeah.

It's gangster.

That is pretty gangster.

That is gangster.

It's gangster AF.

You could see it from the cafeteria.

Oh, the neon sign's on.

When I was in high school, I didn't have a date.

I didn't have a date to homecoming until a week before the dance.

And the person that I ended up going with also didn't have a date until the the week before the dance and it was too late to make a reservation with our friends chris your son chris senior i went by my mom uh no we so so we go and we start looking for these restaurants that we can go out to all the all the big local restaurants are filled they're booked up with reservations and we just just went to Taco Bell. Yes.
And she was wearing a dress. I was wearing my suit and tie.
And we sat down at Taco Bell, had a great meal. It's the best.
It's the best. Taco Bell forever.
Nine months later. Yeah.
Done. Just that sound.
Yep. That is an iconic sound.
Also, those commercials, like food commercials don't phase me. I don't know how you feel as a bigger guy, but food.
Whoa. We're talking to Max? Food.
Both of you. Either one of you.
Food commercials don't phase me. I don't know how you feel as a bigger guy.

Whoa, are we talking to Max?

Both of you, either one of you.

Food commercials don't phase me normally, but if I'm high and then you see a slow-mo burrito with the fire coming up, you're like, oh my God. Couldn't agree more.
If I'm watching it, just watch it. I'm like, whatever.
But when you're a little bit stoned and the slow-mo fire and the burrito just smashes against the ground and the cheese goes everywhere, you're like, oh my God. I need to go to Taco Bell right now.
And when you ask if food commercials phase us, just ask yourself, how did you end up with 40 Papadias on your birthday? So yes, food commercials do phase me. They work.
They work on me. Hank's so right, though, about the burrito hitting the ground.
Yes. Yeah, just slapping.
Get the seasoning flying off. Yeah, that's fresh.
And there's like a fire in the background. It's so good.
It's like, oh. You're like, oh my God.
You have that moment where you're stoned on the couch and you and your buddy look at each other and you just start smiling because you know he's thinking what you're thinking. Yes.
Yeah. We got to go to the bell.
Like, look at that. All right.
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Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest. It is Adam Devine.
He is an incredible actor, workaholics, all your favorite movies. He's got a new movie out, The Outlaws on Netflix on July 7th.
I saw the, I think I follow you on Instagram. I saw the trailer and I'm in.
I'm in. Pierce Brosnan's in it.
It's got bank robberies. It's got romance.
I'm in. It's, I don't know if you can even get me more in, but I'm all the way in.
Good. That's where I want you to be.
Dude, I'm glad you said July 7th because I've been saying the wrong date. I cannot be trusted with dates.
I just did this event for like NASCAR. I said, gentlemen, or excuse me, drivers, start your engines.
And then they're like, when is the movie? I'm like, January 7th. Like to like millions of people.
I'm like, it's January 7th. Check it out.
This is a long intro. We're really promoting this movie several months out.
But no, thank you for saying July. Yeah, I got you.
We're excited to have you on. You are the Workaholics trilogy.
We actually were supposed to have you on in 2019. I was reminded of this, but I had a kid.
so that's on me. So you were going to be the first.
You're off the hook. You're not a – you are a big shot Hollywood star, but you weren't dodging us, so I appreciate that.
Dude, I've been wanting to come on. I love your guys' show, so thanks for having me.
Awesome. Yeah, I mean, when I saw the preview for it and you're working with Pierce Brosnan, and i immediately thought like that that dude must be one of the most intimidating guys to be in a room with just because he's so devastatingly handsome yeah i tend to work with uh very handsome men uh i think i did just me next to them is just inherently funny so uh it's like me zach efron me uh that the Hemsworths you know me and now Pierce Brosnan so um yeah I mean he's he's obviously wildly handsome but uh he's also like really fucking cool like very cool like I was so surprised you know like because he's in a totally different world than I'm in.
Like I went to a, um, an art show of his, he like does art and he had his first ever art show and I show up and there's people pulling up and like Rolls Royces and there's a guy with a monocle. Like there's a man with a monocle.
Okay. So I immediately don't fit in.
Like there's guys with scarves. The Paul Mitchell guy is there.
Like the guy from the Paul Mitchell commercials with the long ponytail. He's kicking it there with them.
So I'm like, we run in totally separate worlds, but, but he's super, super cool. The monocle must be a cool look to see out in public.
I don't know that I've ever seen a man wearing a monocle in real life, but if a guy walks into a room and he's just rocking that one spectacle, you're like, that dude is by far the richest guy here. Absolutely.
You have to have at least a cool 100 mil in the bank to even think about rocking a monocle. Yeah, monocle is like maybe steal your Dalmatians, maybe rob a train.
Yeah, you're making a code out of family pets if you have a monocle for sure. A magician assassin.
Yeah, it's a vibe changer for sure, the monocle. So we pride ourselves on this show of never asking the same old boring questions but instead asking about the same old

boring questions a roundabout way to make us seem like uh we're really good at our job so how uh is it cool that you got hit by a cement truck when you were a kid because that's a story you can tell on interviews dude so cool i honestly when after it happened i came out of the coma and be like this will be good for Fallon.

Yeah.

It's an icebreaker.

It's something.

Fallon.

Yeah.

I saw it in a vision. Colbert's going to love this.
I don't know why I was falling there. But I mean, yeah, you know, it was it's fucking wild, dude.
Like I think about it. I'm I uh i'm getting older now i'm getting older and i uh like my body is falling apart like my i ripped my groin last year and it like has not healed and now i have like just sharp shooting pains down my legs and the doctors truly can't figure it out and now that they just go well you were hit by by a cement truck that's like every doctor just like well there was that yeah we're hit by a cement truck so this isn't on me as a doctor so you were hit by a cement truck but um as far as like telling uh you know having great things to say on on ellen it it's really been a blessing it has it's also like in terms of trucks getting hit by a cement truck has to be the top of the list in terms of badass like if you get hit by a pickup truck okay whatever the only truck that would be funnier would have been a garbage truck yeah garbage truck would have been like damn i fucking blew it when i was choosing which truck to get hit by as an 11 year old i i blew it i i was like well cement truck's funny dive yeah i read the story and there were three trucks that passed and then the fourth one got you probably saw the other ones like nah that's not not that one not that one i'm good okay i got this yeah yeah it was was like three symmetrics are going up the Hill while two were coming down.
I lived in the suburbs. So, you know, new houses are being built every damn day.
So like three were going up, two are coming down. And as the third one was passed, my friend was on the other side of the street and he yells, come on.
And I took that as coast is clear. And he just meant like, come on, I'm a little kid wanting to go to the convenience store we used to go and like rip pages out of like the playboys and oh yes yes when we were like 11 um I don't know why we just didn't steal these damn magazines we were making way too much noise ripping pages out but that was our genius plan uh so that's what we were going to do and then uh i

think he was just too too horned up to realize that his friend was going to get hit by a cement truck i actually disagree on the garbage truck because i think cement truck like when a guy gets hit over the middle in football it's like damn he got hit by a cement truck like you that is the baddest thing to do you get hit by a cement truck because in your head you know it's not how it works but you think like that's a truck made of cement sure and i think that's a difference between this big cat you go with what's the badass and i go what is the funniest yeah true it's sad to think admittedly i blew it a cement truck a steamroller would have been uh like cartoon funny yeah just flat i got stuck with cement trunk there's probably somebody in history that has been killed by getting run over by a clown car oh just a car filled with like seven clowns going to that like yeah of course he got killed but if he didn't get killed you have to then become a comedian like if you don't that's a wasted life like you're looking back at your life when you're an old person, you're like, I just worked in aluminum siding for 40 years. Like what the fuck did I do? Like I had the great opportunity to become a fantastic comedian.
Yeah, that's how Spider-Man became Spider-Man. Like you get hit by a clown car, you gotta be the funniest guy in the world.
That's how it works. So I was reading a little bit about how you you know you

you dealt with your rehab from that situation and you would call into radio shows and do impressions

i'm pretty sure that's how frank caliendo got started doing impressions too right yeah he had

like debilitating back injuries and he was just in bed working on his impressions all the time

and then he would start calling into radio shows and that's like the springboard of his career

you guys have like kind of a similar origin story i did did not know that about Frank. That was one of my first.
He used to have a show on like TBS, I want to say. Yeah.
Called Frank TV. And that was one of my very first gigs.
I did like two or three episodes on Frank TV. Yeah.
So, so yeah, evidently me and Frank have a lot in common. Do you, do you still do the impressions? No, it was all like, I just did like kind of a dumb girl who would talk about like Omaha specific problems.
And then I would do a Chris Farley and, but talking about very Omaha specific, I'm from Omaha, so just doing very Omaha specific things. But then Omaha, then Farley died, which I was one, I was devastated because he was my hero.
It still is. I think the guy was so damn funny.
But then also because I was in what, seventh or eighth grade and I couldn't do this impression anymore. And it was just starting to like gain traction.
They, they told me I would call into the radio station every day and do like three or four different characters. And then they were like, you have to come in.
Like we want to put you on the staff. And so I had my mom take me downtown and like wheel me out with my legs fully extended, fully in cast and wheel me into the radio station.

And they were like, oh, you're a crippled child.

We can't pay you.

We thought you were an adult person.

So then they would give me like free, you know, concert tickets and free CDs.

So I have all like the cranberry CDs and all the sweet, sweet Goo Goo Dolls I can handle. Hell yes.
But then, yeah. So then Farley died and I couldn't do that impression.
So then I like made the very poor choice of doing Farley from the grave. Oh, I think you could get away with doing that now.
Yeah. It was like a week afterwards.
I'm like, I got to do it. I got to do it.
They need me. The people need me.
I'm giving a respectful amount of time. The Omaha drive time hour won't be the same unless they hear my Farley impression as a 13-year-old boy.
That's fantastic. So mentioned omaha you uh grew up at the perfect time for nebraska football because i would imagine i i so i'm a big 10 guy i went to wisconsin i would love to hear uh where your head is at because when you're what 10 11 12 you're winning national titles and as an adult there's been nothing um so you had you had to basically do the whole story arc of like wait where'd nebraska go why why aren't we nebraska anymore well and what's cool and delusional about nebraska fans is we every year 100 every at the top of the year we're like this is the year something's gonna click in place and this is the year the we're like, this is the year.
Something's going to click in place.

And this is the year.

The magic of 95 is going to be back.

And obviously it has not been the case.

Yeah, I was like, I remember some of my earliest, the first beer I ever tasted was 1995.

I think we won the championship and we go, my family goes downtown with another family to see people in the streets. And Omaha just converged on Dodge Street, which is our main thoroughfare.
And people were cracking beers and popping their trunks and filling their trunks with ice and just having beer everywhere and celebrating, shooting fireworks off, titties. It was a mind blowing for like a 10 year old boy.
And my friend was like, yo, we should grab a beer. And I was like, absolutely.
It's a celebration. I see my parents celebrating like this.
I have to celebrate. And then, you know, tasting my first, you know, room temperature, a bush light.'s never been the same, baby.
It's never been. So where are you at now, though? Like, it's, I mean, new coach.
That Scott Frost thing, like, from, like, I'm sure your family, like, that had to have kind of killed you guys a little bit just because whenever the prodigal son goes back and doesn't do it, it's like something, a small part of the memories before die a little bit.

I know you can't take away championships,

but a little piece of him in Nebraska uniform

feels different now.

Dude, and it was so,

because he looks,

if you were to draw what a person from Nebraska looks like,

it's Scott Frost.

Yes.

You know, just like strong jawed,

like ready to like carry hay and husk corn, just run 40 yards with a pig yeah uh that's what he looks like and the fact that he couldn't get it done it just sucks so bad also i guess he was like you know word on the street is he was like fucking coeds left and right yeah so yeah so you're like buddy get your fucking shit together, man. And the fact that he, UCF,

he like took them from nothing to they won like 12 games in a row or something fucking nuts yeah so yeah it was it was super disappointing i'm hoping the new coach can get it done he seems like yeah every every time we get a new coach we're like he seems like guy. He does seem like salt of the earth, this one.
Well, Bo Pelini was a great coach for you guys, a friend of ours. We like Bo, but he just didn't kiss anybody's ass, so they got him out.
I fucking love Bo Pelini. I've got to meet, except for Scott Frost, I didn't meet him, but I met Riley, I met Pelini, and Pelini scared the shit out of me.
I've got to meet, except for Scott Frost, I didn't meet him, but I met Riley, I met Pellini, and Pellini scared the shit out of me. I've met presidents, you know, that I'm less intimidated by than Bo Pellini.
And you could tell he did not give a fuck about meeting me, even a little bit. Most people will pretend, you know, they're like, hey, he's an actor, we'll meet him.
And then they're like, oh, hi. He was like, mm-hmm.
And I'm like, yes, sir. Anything you want, sir.
Yeah. Yeah.
He wanted to kill me. He wanted to kill me the first time that he met me because I had long hair.
Yeah. He literally was just staring at PFT being like, what are you, a hippie or something? Like, what's going on here? Why aren't you have a military cut? I love it.
we're friends he's a great dude yeah he's he's fantastic man and and like yeah it was it was just he didn't play by the nebraska playbook of like we have to just be so damn nice all the time and you can't get angry and you can't show emotion uh which was tom osborne's thing and you know bless him he did a great job with what he did but you can't put everyone into a box right so like every coach is going to coach a different way and we were winning then yeah we weren't winning championships but we're winning eight nine games a season that's better than the four or five games we wouldn't know i always think that Nebraska's cursed because they didn't recruit Danny Woodhead from in-state to go play running back at Nebraska. They let him do his pro day at Nebraska just to show off what a great athlete that he was, but they didn't even offer the kid.
He was like the best high school athlete of all time. I mean, yeah, we've blown it so many times too.
Like Burrow, Joe Burrow wanted to come play at Nebraska. That's bad.
He wanted to come play. He said he wanted to go to Nebraska.
And then we were like, we're good. We got one of the Martinez's here.
I feel like we've had a Martinez as quarterback for the last 25 years. But we got another one, so we're good.
You'll never hear from them ever again, but you'll go on to be a fantastic quarterback and make it to the nfl yeah yeah so yeah we suck man it's it's uh it is disappointing but tell you what come uh come this fall i'm going to be wearing my nebraska red and white and i'm going to be thinking that we're going to take the championship again this year my my best buddy he has a tattoo that says uh uh it's like a nebraska like helmet and then it says a national championships and then right beneath it very small he wrote next year so he always he always pointed the tattoo next year baby you got it i love that uh you've been in so many things that uh i've loved you were in mike and dave's wedding wedding date we Peter turn in our former boss we did a whole like thing for it was great movie obviously pitch perfect I've seen all of them what's your favorite thing you've done outside of workaholics I mean not to just hike hype this movie because I am the outlaws dude it was so fucking fun and it was what was so cool about it i mean mike and dave for sure we shot that in hawaii it was you know it's like when me and my wife were first starting to date and we're in hawaii the whole time and i love the movie and i love aubrey and anna and zach uh who are in the movie with me but uh The Outlaws, it was my, like I saw it from the very kernel of an idea. The writers came, they pitched me this idea, and I was like, that's a genius idea.
And then I forgot about it for five years. I wrote it down in a notebook and then got busy with other shit and forgot all about it.
And then was looking through this old notebook and was like, oh, shit, this is a genius idea. I wonder what if they I'm sure they took it somewhere else and other people have the rights to it or whatever.
And I called up the I emailed. I'm not, you know, this isn't like 1994.
I emailed the writers and was like, what did you do with the idea? And they're like, nothing. We thought you hated it.
And so then I developed it from with them from the very beginning, Evan Turner and Ben Zazove. And they, and then we took it to Netflix and then we took it to happy Madison and Sandler read it and he loved it.
And then from then on it launched. That's an awesome story.
That is really cool. Yeah.
Yeah. It's gotta be a good feeling too, to hear from Adam Sandler.
Like I really liked this project really like this project i want to do it for you dude it's also crazy because i don't know sandler that well even after doing the movie i've only i met him a couple times like kind of in passing and then just like a couple emails and a couple phone calls uh he was like a god i'm like i told the farley story earlier i'm like he was a goddamn hero to me and still is like what he's been able to do with like his brand of comedy. And, you know, he went through a period where people were like to like put their nose up to it and were like, this isn't my kind of, you know, but he just like stayed the course.
He was like, well, I think it's funny. And then a whole legion of people were like, yeah, fuck you.
Yeah. Thank you for being so highbrow that you don't like this all of a sudden.
Yeah. And now I think people are coming back around on Sandler and everyone's like, yeah, but I really do love him.
Yeah. He's, you know, he seems like the best guy.
We had him on the show a few years ago. Seemed like a great dude, but then there was a profile that came out on him, and I forget what newspaper it was, where they just called up all of his friends that he had met over the years.
Like everybody that he's worked with, and everybody had nothing but the best things to say about the guy. He's loyal to his friends.
He just seems like an awesome dude. He did.
We pitched a movie one time, too. You may have heard of it.
It's called Boner Dogs. And it's an animated feature about dogs that get lost.

And one of them, think like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer meets Hansel and Gretel, right?

So only one dog can get a boner.

Everybody makes fun of them for having a boner.

And then they get lost in the snow and the boner trail ends up being their saving grace that leads them back to salvation at the end.

Dude, you're pitching the right guy.

If all of my comedies could just be boner-related,

I would do that, yeah.

So would you like to be loosely attached to it?

Because right now I think we have,

who's attached to it?

Will Ferrell.

Will Ferrell.

David Spade said that he'd be in it.

Sandler, Dan Patrick.

Dan Patrick's in it.

Lawrence Taylor said that he'd be in it.

This is a goddamn all-star cast. We put shit talks with Happy Madison.
We've been in talks with them for the last, I think, four years now. They forgot about it.
Yeah, so one day they'll go through a notebook and it'll be a dog with a boner. They'll be like, oh yeah, that was a brilliant idea.
Yeah, as long as they wrote it down. Who knows if they wrote it down or not? Or at least just drew a picture of it.
Yeah, that'd be nice too. So I can see from your perspective, like getting to grow up and then work alongside Adam Sandler to a certain extent might have been pretty cool.
Was that cooler than getting to be in a Blink-182 video? Tough, tough. I mean, yeah because it's a it's a bigger deal to like star in a movie and and that is my dream my dream isn't to be a video vixen um but i am now so technically i am a video vixen i'm actually going to the blink 182 concert this weekend And like a storyline of the movie is I'm a bank manager, right?

And. actually going to the blink 182 concert this weekend uh like a storyline of the movie is

i'm a bank manager right and uh the voice activation code to get into the bank is a blink 182 lyric which is she left me roses by the stairs um and you have to sing it in the blink voice and so we wanted Blink in the movie

and as like a,

all this, and you have to sing it in the Blink voice. And so we wanted Blink in the movie as like all the small things.
And I like reached out to them and I like, they were, you know, it was going to be so expensive and we just couldn't afford it. And they were the coolest.
They like hooked it up. They gave me like a homie discount to a point.
I'm sure we still paid a fortune. But, and then now I'm like friends with those guys it's so fucking cool that's awesome tom has a lot of other things i was playing right now he's actually like uh declassifying military secrets about you i'm nuts is that everyone it's so real it makes me go like oh i've done nothing with my life like everyone made fun of the guy when he left blink to like pursue ufos and then then he did it.
And then he came back to Blink-182. It was the perfect circle.
Incredible. So your start of your career, when you move out to LA and you're working and you're also, you know, doing comedy and stuff, was there a moment where you almost quit? I always am fascinated by people like, you know, moving to LA and being like, hey, I'm going to try this try this i'm gonna do it because it obviously doesn't work out a lot i mean there's probably 99.9 percent of the time it doesn't work out was there that moment though that you powered through that you were like you know what i'm gonna keep doing it something's gonna happen no i mean we were really lucky like workaholics came around fairly early on like you And and at the time like I was I was 25 when we got workaholics when when they gave us the green light not when it came out but when they gave us the green light and I've been trying to do stuff since I was 18 so that's seven years so that's not a short period of time uh but in the grand scheme of, you know, having your own show when you're 25 years old is is pretty early.
So, yeah, no, not really. It was kind of everything sort of was clipping along slowly, but surely it'd be like I'd get a commercial or I would be on a sweet arc on Frank TV.
And, you know, so it really wasn't I't get to that point. Now I, if like workaholics didn't come around and it was five years go by and I'm, I'm in my thirties and I realized I didn't go to college and this is all I have.
I, you know, I, uh, maybe I would, um, be doing something else. Yeah.
Like a real estate agent and be on a billboard somewhere. Oh, you would be a great agent thanks man you would i mean you you you have a face for a billboard i actually have a very dumb question that we like to ask sometimes of our good-looking guests um when did you know you were good-looking dude thanks man i mean you are you're a good looking guy you're a very good-looking guy you're a heartthrob on the on the screen but was there a moment where you're like oh shit i am you know if you look up uh does adam divine and it might have changed now but this will get it back there and this is what i want to have be there forever because i like it uh does adam divine on google it changes it to or it like the third thing down it's like like, does Adam Devine sing? Does Adam Devine something else? And then it says, does Adam Devine have Down syndrome? Yeah, that's the autocomplete that just came up right now.
That's the autocomplete. Very first thing, yeah.
Although that might have been because I've searched this like 20 times over the years. So thanks for bringing it up because I was going to ask.
But no, I never really thought I was particularly good looking. You know, I think I'm good looking enough for comedy.
I think for comedy, I'm good looking enough. You're a comedy 10? They're like, I guess he could get it.
Like, he's funny. So, like, maybe he could get the girl.
You know, girls like that. He's good looking enough.
looking enough. How small of a town is he living in? That's perfect.
Is it like a really small town? Yeah. Then there's like the one really good looking guy, but he's the funny one? Yeah.
We can't have a rom-com in Manhattan. Omaha.
Yeah. In Omaha 10.
Yeah. He's a very rural rom-com star.

That's awesome.

And also you can sing. I imagine that's helped you out along the years.
You're a pretty good singer.

Yeah, I haven't really crooned

too many women

in my life.

I didn't even really know I could sing

until I got the Pitch Perfect movie.

It was just like, they wanted me to audition for the movie.

I sang.

I didn't know

that it... First I didn't know it was a...

I think that'sitch Perfect movie. It was just like, they wanted me to audition for the movie.
I sang like they, I didn't know that it, first I didn't know it was, I've told the story a million times, but I didn't know it was a singing movie. I thought Pitch Perfect, it's a baseball movie.
And I like show up to the audition, didn't prepare anything, didn't even look at the sides because I was too busy with workaholics and I didn't give a shit about it. And so show up to this baseball movie audition i'm like quickly memorizing the sides i'm like this isn't about baseball at all it's singing i go in there the audition goes great and they were like what uh what do you what song do you have prepared and i'm like i don't have a song prepared and they were like well you need to sing something so i something.
So I just sang whatever popped into my head. And it was the Full House theme song.
It was, whatever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paperboy, the evening TV. And they gave me the part.
And I don't know. I sang like a fucking 70-year-old black jazz singer.
And they gave me the part as Bumper, who strictly sings like rihanna and like pop songs you got typecast yeah yeah are we gonna do any uh we're gonna do any uh louis anderson songs this year yeah yeah yeah the kid the kids love with some louis louis armstrong yeah i that that is genius though because if you start singing that song, everyone in their head finishes the song. So you, yeah.
He can sing. And then it kind of masks that I I'm, I'm just perfectly fine at it.
You know, I've been like, I'm since doing those movies, like I get invited to things and like, people will try to put me on the spot and be like, sing something. And I'm like, I'm not a real singer.
And then you're around people that are real singers who actually have beautiful voices. And I feel like every time I sing, I'm just trying to do my best impression of people that can sing really well.
That's an actor. And I think I'm a good enough of an impressionist that I can pull that off sometimes.
That's smart. Can you do an Adam Levine? Well, I mean, just my face and body.
Yeah. Was there anybody in your real life that thought that you were in deep trouble in your marriage when the Adam Levine DMs came out? No, no one like that close to me.
But like truly, and that's the only reason I try not to like get in people's drama you know but uh uh you know as a guy had a thing with his wife i don't want to get in the middle of that shit but i was getting dozens and dozens and dozens of people being like how dare you cheat on your wife like fuck you dude i liked you and i'm like not me and then i was getting like news like it was it'd be like local news from pittsburgh that was like adam divine cheats on pregnant wife i'm like what the fuck man um and so then i had to like i i wrote uh something about how i i like did some dumb instagram posts about how it's not me and uh, uh, you know, me and my wife are fine,

but I am going to name our future baby Sumner.

Cause then I guess that was like the girl in that drama.

But my parents did not understand.

My parent,

my dad called me and was like,

what the fuck?

That's an ugly ass name.

And I'm like,

well,

yeah,

dad,

it's a Hollywood name.

Yeah.

What the hell?

Yeah.

All right.

I guess, whatever. He's not, what do I know? He's not rooting for the Cornhuskers.
Yeah. Sumner won't root for the Cornhuskers.
This is a random question. You were on a charity version of Price is Right.
Just tell me how awesome that was because that's all I've like. I've always said I have a dream job, but the only job I'd leave this job for is if I was the host of Price is Right.
It's my favorite game show ever. Me too.
I think you have a better chance. You have a better chance than me.
I don't know. We might have to fight.
I hope as we get older we're just duking it out with each other trying to get this Price is Right role when Drew leaves. But, dude, it was so cool.
I'm, like, really hitting the laundry list of game shows that I'm trying to do. Like, I did Price is Right.
My family just did Celebrity Jeopardy versus Durs' family. Oh, hell yes.
Yeah, and then I'm going to going to do like wheel of fortune here in, in like next month sometime, just as like a fun thing to do. That's great.
That's the dream, man. That's like, they asked me to do jeopardy and I was like, nah, I'm good.
I'm like way too dumb to be on jeopardy. I don't want anyone to like truly peel the curtain back and be like, oh, he's a total idiot.
Yeah. Yeah.
What is ignoramus? Yeah. Such a high risk of failure too.
Like if you win on Jeopardy, everyone like they'll remember that for like a day. But if you have that screenshot that shows you with like negative numbers at the end of double Jeopardy, they're like, this guy is so dumb.
Because I know how I operate. I'm going to go for the gold a hundred percent of the time.
So I'm always going to go, I'm always going to like double jeopardy. I'm going to put everything that I have up for that.
I'm always going to try to get the thousand dollar questions. And I know that I'm just not smart enough to compete.
I know what I know, but then there's huge gaps in my knowledge. Yeah.
I want to give you an opportunity to clear up the air on a certain situation that happened to you because I read the first two headlines under news that's listed under your name. One was that you saw a guy get shot at a poker game and then the other headline was you did not see a guy get shot at a poker game.
So the truth is maybe somewhere in the middle. I saw a guy kind of get shot.
No, I didn't. I didn't see it.
I talked about we did our first ever live podcast. And my guy was like, I'm going to talk about this on stage.
And the guys were like, dude, don't talk about it. It's going to be, and I'm like, I don't know.
Someone was murdered at my neighbor's house this morning. Like it's on my mind.
I'm going to bring it up. Like, I can't not talk about it.
This is what I do. Um, and then I totally put my foot in my mouth and how I worded it sounded like I had witnessed it.
But also it didn't if you if you listen to it, I think the media kind of took it and and spun it. But so essentially my neighbor does that has this poker game.
And I've never met this guy, but he like has like Bugattis and Lamborghinis parked in his driveway. And there's just like a slew of like dudes and pulling up in Rolls Royces and shit going on there on Tuesday nights.
And they have security and valet parking. And so kind of, it's annoying, right? Because there's just like, it's right across the street.
We live in the Hollywood Hills. So there's, it's just tons of traffic in front of your house all night long on a Tuesday.
And, uh, and then me and my wife were out of town and then this murder happened. And I get photos of like, literally my house saying a 39 year old man was murdered.
And my family thought I was murdered. And so they were terrified.
Right. And I'm sleeping in like an asshole.
I wake up at like 11 a.m. And people are freaking out.
I have like a dozen phone calls, like 35 text messages of people thinking that I was murdered. And yeah, and so I did not see the murder, but a murder did take place in my neighborhood.
It sucked. That sucks.
But I guess the silver lining in that is you got a bunch of people that were so relieved that you were still alive. That must be cool.
It was cool to see that people didn't want me dead. Yeah.
Yeah. Jesus Christ.
So you cheated on your pregnant wife and you got murdered. Dude.
What a life's crazy to see like how quickly the media can spin something or like get one fact wrong and then just run with it. Because I never said I witnessed the murder.
I said that a murder happened across the street. And I said I witnessed people, cars coming in because in previous weeks I had witnessed this every Tuesday so every Tuesday there's just like a slew of like Lambos super nice Porsches Bugattis pulling up to go what I assume is like this poker game and uh and and then I found out like the guy and his Instagram and I like saw the photos and like yeah they're doing like high stakes poker game and shit in there.
I'm glad you're not dead. Yeah.
Yeah. Thanks guys.
Thank you. Yeah.
I had, I had one last question here. You mentioned your wife a couple of times.
You're married to Chloe Bridges. Respectfully, respectfully, nice work.
Nice work. How, how awesome is it being married to Chloe Bridges? It's awesome, dude.
I mean, one, she's like obviously a super babe. And yeah, she's great.
She's like super sweet, nice, very happy. The question, when you dumb down the question, he's like, dude, how's your wife? Yeah.
How's your wife? Do you like her? I said respectfully. Is she okay or is she like a true bitch? Tell us the truth.
Respectfully, you knocked it out of the park. Yeah, I know, dude.
It's so funny. It's so funny, especially when I meet people that don't know who I am or what I do like my family lives in Lake of the Ozarks, Missouri.
And so some will go out with them in Missouri. And you just see some like Missouri dad who has no idea who I am.
And he'll be like, see Chloe and be like, and, and, you know, we're introducing ourselves and uh i'm like oh this is

my this is my wife chloe and he's like her married to you she's married to you and i'm like yeah man yeah she's married to me and she's like he is with you and what's your name does adam divine have right there

the people want to know

that's amazing

alright I have one last question

is name does adam devine have right there the people want to know that's amazing all right i have one last question is a roback question r-h-o-b-a-c-k.com use code take 20 off your first purchase q-sips polos hoodies joggers shorts everything at roback.com 20 off your first purchase all right so we talked about all the cool stuff you've done you've had an incredible career've got a lot of years going forward where you're going to do some incredible stuff. But where does having your own day in Omaha rank amongst your career accomplishments? So November 10th, is that right? Is Adam Devine Day in Omaha? I think that is the day, yeah.
So what happens? You get to just do whatever you want on that day i don't i never

talk to anyone who has their own day dude i have no i have no idea that they they gave me the day and then uh there's been no follow-ups i'm like so what's going on and they're like nothing what uh that was the old mayor uh new regime we don't care at all about you jojo siwa is from omaha now So, uh, Terrence Crawford, we got other celebs that we like more than you.

Um. about you.
Jojo Siwa is from Omaha now. So Terrence Crawford, we got other celebs that we like more than you.
But I mean, it's truly nuts. I filmed my standup special in Omaha at the Orpheum Theater where Burt Kreischer just filmed his last special.
And it was nuts. We did two shows.
It was packed. And then we I say're going to head to this bar afterwards.
And they had to shut down the street. And we had to have police escorts to go to this bar afterwards because Omaha showed out.
And there was like 5,000 to 7,000 people that just were in the streets waiting to get in. That's incredible.
Yeah, it was fucking nuts. It was really cool.
Yeah. All right, well, last, last.
Big shout out to Omaha. Yeah.
Last, last question. Give us a prediction for Nebraska this year.
Give us the record. Dude, we're winning it all.
Okay, undefeated. Undefeated.
Undefeated. It's not even a possibility that we're going to lose a game this year.
Just remember that your coach does spit on himself from time to time so if you want to look that up that's that's inspiring he's getting inspired the youth with that yeah yeah there's a clip of him at baylor where he just tried to spit and it just landed right on his his uh he wears a smock so that's nice and it was just like oh man that's tough uh yeah dude yeah it's tough and he better not wipe it away too let him see yeah little grit great all right well adam thank you so much everyone go see see the movie it's on netflix so you don't have to go anywhere you can sit on your couch and watch it uh july 7th i will watch it i love watching there's nothing better when a new netflix movie comes out it's like boom my week i have no life yeah especially you know it's big too it's like we have some crazy action set pieces. We drive an armored truck through a cemetery.
It's fucking wild, dude. The shit that they let us do, I was like, this is my dream come true to just do big action comedies like this.
So yeah, please watch Outlaws. I love it.
Thanks so much, man. We really appreciate your time.
Awesome. Thanks, guys.
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We have our good friends Trent and Frankie from the 4PlayPod.

Go listen to it.

They are the best in the golf world.

Before we do the FAqs boys what's what's the state of the golf world these days how we feeling it's hot it's hot it's real hot yeah some takes i mean you're upset that brooks is really good not for any of the political reasons that people think okay i you were telling me last night you're like i cannot believe he took that money no he's just this is bullshit it's been funny watching because frankie and has been going against brooks for a few years now with all the dave stuff and the match i was supposed to happen and watching frankie get called like a huge lib yeah on there for being like oh you hate him because he took the money it's like dude if you think that then you started following like uh like 18 months ago but here's the thing i like that you don't like brooks i think golf needs more of that where we all root for guys but we also hate other guys that makes golf so much fun biggest pet peeves about golf is that no matter who wins we all say yay at the end of it right there's like seven guys in contention for the winner we're like oh i'd like this guy this guy this guy there's never been that team aspect live that's something that they do really well um there's never been that team aspect you rally around one guy right that's what you also need to be able to rally against one guy do you know who the four aces are on the live tour dustin johnson oh gosh we know we know you know so no i don't i definitely number one team so many hank go ahead oh who perez oh baba okay baba's on the four aces isn't baba because i thought Oh, I thought Bubba said Hank you're supposed to know the four aces Peter Peter you on yeah Dustin Johnson Johnson Paparez and I got the fourth Patrick Reed Patrick Reed Patrick Reed shit I'm gonna get I'm gonna I'm gonna nail it one of these wait so so now that so now that Tigers officially retired not true hold on Hold on now. That's not true, but go on.
Tiger Woods assessed. I'm going to just get this out of the way.
Your colleagues said he's the same. Tiger Woods assessed his game after the Masters.
He made the cut. We don't talk about what happened after that.
He made the cut. He realized he could not walk anymore.
He had a decision. Do I hang it up? Do I hang up the cleats and just follow after Charlie, who's a huge fan of the show? Yeah, I mean, Charlie is next.
Well, Charlie's better than his dad. Charlie's going to have more majors.
Huge fan of this program. Charlie's the greatest golfer of all time.
How many majors do you think Charlie Woods is going to get? I mean, possibilities are quite literally endless. Yes.
Infinity is the correct answer. He's at that age where in two years, all right.
All right, finish your sentence, but it's wrong. He's a stallion.
Yeah, finish your sentence. It's wrong, but finish your sentence.
He's just at an age where in two years, he could be like, I want to do something else.

No.

Well, listen.

Oh, you think he's going to quit golf?

We'll respect whatever he wants as his fun uncles, but he's going to be a great golfer.

Charlie, if you're watching this, we love everything about your dad.

But we love you more.

We love you way more.

Even though you're 14, that's not creepy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You hear how he's talking about Brooks.

He hates all our guys.

Yeah.

We stand with our guys through thick and thin.

Listen, Tiger assessed his game, and he realized that if he gets another surgery, he can compete.

he was how he's talking about Brooks. He hates all our guys.
Yeah. We stand with our guys through thick and thin.
Listen, Tiger assessed his game and he realized that if he gets another surgery, he can compete. He wouldn't have done it if he didn't think he could win again.
I'm standing behind my guy. Tiger Woods wins another major for sure.
No, what kind of surgery is he going to get? He got this plantar fasciitis. The ankle, yeah.
I want Tiger to play. It's awesome when he plays.
I just, the question, maybe I phrased it wrong. He's not going to play a lot.
Maybe. That's been true for years.
One or two majors, and that's it. So who is your guy's guy now? You have to have a guy.
I mean... We need a stats tracker to see how many times we said guy on this show.
Yeah. Tommy Fleetwood is there for us.
He's not a winner yet but he will be he's he's he won a major no tommy he was in contingent at shinnecock that's right well wait no i don't want to answer the question because you're asking us who is our tiger replacement and right now there is not one but you're gonna have to think about it like i don't have a replacement no i know but who's who's the person you're gonna ride and die with it's never be like Tiger. It will never be like your first true love.
But like next 10 years, is there a person that you're like, this is the guy we're going to like. If he's in contention, it's fuck everyone else.
It hasn't come across my desk yet. Okay.
So back to Charlie for a second. Obviously, he's only 14 right now, right? Doesn't have that much distance.
iflie woods had rory mcelroy's distance off the tee how good would he be would he be one of the best golfers this is the michael block question yeah no it's charlie woods charlie woods question would he be would he be top five you're asking if charlie woods had rory mcelroy's driver distance yeah god fuck you i mean he's close but he's not there Well, there was that clip that came out recently where Colin Morcao was talking to Tiger being like, has Tiger or has Charlie outdriven you yet? And he said, not yet. Okay.
Or no, he said, has he beaten you yet? Have you guys seen these clips? Like in a car? Because that's not hard to do with Tiger Woods. The way Tiger Woods talks is pure comedy.
About Charlie? Oh, my God. You better respect him.
Just the way he delivers the words. It's like he's never spoken to a real person before.
Colin goes, is he out driving? He goes, not yet. Maybe soon, though.
Speaking of Colin, what's wrong with Colin these days? It's hard. These guys, they have these huge starts to their career.
You have all these aspirations for them, all these expectations, and then they don't just like Colin not winning a major since he won basically back to back, right?

That's where he won.

He just won the last one at the British Open. Then he won the British Open.

It's like, this guy's going to win 20 majors.

It's like, all right,

if he goes three or four years without winning,

it's still like normal.

Yeah.

He's still.

Whereas Rory, that's been a long time.

Dude.

That one makes me sad.

I know you're a big Rory guy.

I'm a huge Rory guy.

And it's been nine years now.

And everyone, I mean, he should have won at the, he should have won at St. Andrews.
He just couldn't make a putt. Cam Smith caught fire in the back nine, won it.
And then just at this last one, if he just makes literally one putt, there's a very good chance that he wins. He just couldn't make them.
What's that stat that Danny Rapp said on the last podcast? I think Rory, since the nine years he hasn't won, has finished in the top 10, like 20 times in a major. That's like one or two strokes.
He's right there. He'll win another.
We've been saying that if he goes 10 years and he doesn't win, we have to start referring to him as the guy that will never win a major. Dude, so when everyone was rooting for Ricky at this U.S.
Open, as a Rory guy, I was like, yeah, you're rooting for Ricky because he's never won one. As a Rory guy, I feel like Rory hasn't won one either yeah it's been that long getting that long yeah that it you just feel like he's gonna run into one but boy it's you know going on 10 years where did you guys land on the Michael block a little too much it was a lot it was a little great story I liked how he got emotional reminded me of my dad because my dad just cries at everything and he was crying at everything but when he started talking about like I'm actually like the same as these guys just haven't had the same breaks i don't have the same distance it's like well no i said like you these other guys that you're playing against aren't like not human they have arms and legs and eyes just like you do you just didn't do it i actually didn't like hit the ball as far as them i that stretch that weak stretch where he went from finishing 15th and then he played in the next tournament, when he finished dead last, I was like, okay, the world is restored.
He also was seeing through it a little bit because he had played in like four majors prior to that. He got burned a little bit by the framing of the narrative where the narrative is that this Michael Block guy, we pulled this guy off the street, and now he's competing in this major, where the truth is he's a club pro.
He's fucking good. Right.
He's really, he's not good. You know, he's talking about like, if I had Rory's distance, I would be top five in the world.
He's not that good, but he is way better than the general public thinks. Literally.
We got this guy. He was at the local Muni, right? He's now he's playing.
He's almost going to, he's, he's going to top 15 in a major. That's not the whole truth.
It's our fault. When he he dunked that hole in one he kind of forced us to talk about him that way to be like this guy's incredible you know and we're part of the media it was our fault that's sometimes when i see a story like that i i catch myself just looking at it from a view where i'm like of course people are gonna turn on this guy that's gonna happen we're talking about him so much he's getting so much love that eventually people are going to be like, all right, we're sick of this story.
Let's take this guy down. Likes and all that stuff.
Yeah, yeah. What about our boy Max? Great.
How's Max? The expectations on him at LACC were way too high. Yeah, that is true.
He was, what, like the fourth favorite, fifth favorite? He was up there. Just like the odds of that guy, the hometown kid winning a major.
Number one. Like it's just obviously he was only going to have failure in everyone's eyes if you didn't win.
He could have had the greatest week ever and finished in third and no one would have cared. And it sucks so bad.
We'll cut this part so he never hears this. But like I actually get like physically pained when he doesn't do well because I feel like we're friends with him.
So it sucks. Like I really want him to do again i'll never i'll say i'll never said that i'll pretend i never said that but he's just such a good guy yeah he's got it in him and he'll be back he'll be back is max too good of a guy to be a great golfer no no no no he's got that he's got that side of him where he's just he just wants it really badly yeah like that's another one where it's framed so oddly where for the longest time he was the Twitter guy.
He was the guy who was roasting swings, and you're like, no way is he going to become a major winner. I mean, winning at Riviera was huge.
That's an incredibly difficult tournament to win. So that sort of shifts it.
But you can start. I just think looking at Max as the guy who was on Twitter and roast row swings there's a whole different part of him where he's like no i'm he's kind of shut that off right yeah he's shut that off yeah he doesn't do that yeah yeah but you brought it up like does he wants it so bad right now and maybe like the more that you want it more pressure less likely he's got to play it cool around majors make he's have another kid make the majors want him yeah could be i don Could be.
I don't know how you do that, though. I don't know.
We'll fix it. We'll fix it.
If Rory hasn't won in nine years, I don't know how any of these guys are going to win one. It is crazy.
It's so fucking hard to win a major. It's so hard.
All right, Hank, you ready for some etiquette FAQs? Yeah. They should be interesting.
Do you think Hank plays more golf than you guys? It's close. He's been playing a lot.
Very close. The gap is certainly closed.
I guess. By a lot.
It's the summer. There's nothing to talk about.
There's no sports. We've got no work.
We have no work. No work at all.
We've been working every day for the last three weeks. We've got that life lifestyle.
His backs and memes look with their hollow eyes because they've done two all-nighters this week. I was work.
Yeah, it was. Great day at work.
Just grinding. I once played nine holes and we were on hour three at hole seven.
Is it okay to hit into the group in front of us? Slow golf is bad golf. Yeah, what do you do when someone's super slow in front of you and won't let you play through? Yeah, I mean, a warning flare is sometimes warranted.
I like that. You know, just let them know we're here.
You know we're here. Right.
And we have the ability to just keep moving. Now, warning flare comes after a couple conversations like, can we play through? I think you first kind of say, like, man, it's slow out here, isn't it? And you hope that they say it's a group ahead of us.
What they're doing out there is crazy. Hopefully we can skip them on a part three or something.
But if that conversation is not had, you're in a bad spot because you know that the problem is in front of you. What I like to do is just sit down in the fairway when they're on the green.
So they look back and they see you sitting crisscrossed in the middle of the fairway. They know that, okay, these guys are very impatient.
That's good because there is the stance where you're standing on the tee box and you kind of you're kind of leaning on you're a driver yeah that's like a hey fucker move yeah but if you sit crisscross applesauce that might send the message even more yeah you actually take a seat does it ever happen um that someone will be like behind maybe not you guys specifically but like someone's behind you and it's you're actually not playing slow they're just trying to play super fast it's worse and what happens then well it's like if you're playing a foursome and there's a twosome behind you right they just play faster naturally but it's like it all kind of starts at like at the starting point with the the starter i've said starting three times but the starter has to be able to see that there's like a twosome on the t-sheet and a foursome and sometimes they'll put the twosome behind the foursome and it fucks your whole day up. Because you're like, dude, we're actually not playing slow, but the whole entire day is rushed.
I have anxiety through the roof. Every time I'm over a ball, I'm like, let's just not even putt this.
Let's go to the next tee and let's just go. Your day is being decided by the guy kind of messing up the tee sheet behind you.
I do get anxiety thinking about, wait, am I going to be the slow person out here? Because everyone's talking about pace of play? I've actually let a group behind me play through on the first tee. I'm like, you guys go ahead.
I'm going to be here a while. We did that in Chicago.
Similar question. Segway, if the group behind you keeps hitting up in your group, is it okay to tee their ball up and piss on it? That's chaos.
You're asking about, is anarchy okay? Are you ready to get into a full-blown brawl? I love golf fights. They're the best because they just always end up with two dudes in polos being like, don't do this, don't do this.
It's just a lot of untucked shirts. No one actually throws a punch.
There's usually one sprained ankle from a guy that he tries to run, but he hasn't run in years and he steps into a a bunker and then just twists his ankle and falls down and then everyone like helps him up the fights over. But if someone keeps hitting into you, like it's happening not once, not twice, three, four times, I think you can do just about anything.
Like that's not a thing that you should be doing. Like hitting into people that many times, you're going to hit somebody in the head and it's like, that's crazy.
You can't risk that. Do people ever die on the golf course from getting hit into? It has to be a statistic out there.
Yeah. That would suck if you were so slow that you got killed.
I think more people die on the golf course or sneezing while driving? That's a good question. I feel like sneezing while driving.
Yeah. I was always telling you to take your hands off the wheel when you sneeze, right? Sneezing like driving is one of the most chaotic things in the world.

Because if you sneeze and you're holding on to the wheel, it's a big jerk motion.

You just let go and sneeze.

You've got to control your body.

I guess if you're on the highway, I guess I could see that.

Have you ever sneezed in a backswing?

No.

That would be the worst timing ever.

I think you could control that.

Thoughts on bringing your own beers onto the course versus buying from the Beth cart? Yeah that's frowned upon right That's a bad move Really? Yeah But like let's be honest Everyone fucking does that Everyone does it But alright I only say it's a bad move Because I had a situation once Where I was on a golf buddy's trip in Delaware And the guy that was at the pro shop Knew the show And he was super nice Had all these shirts and hats waiting for us and comped the round and like i went and none of we knew none of this we didn't even say who we were coming in i walked into the pro shop and the guy's like dude we got this today so nicest guy of all time i go up to my buddies i'm like guys it's fucking free it is insane my buddy goes to the car and starts filling up a cooler of beers yeah and a guy comes up to him is like excuse me sir like you can't bring any coolers he's like you serious and now my friend's being a dick and i'm like like that's crazy yeah because like have some respect for what's going on it's like bringing a drink into a restaurant it's also i i didn't never really thought about it uh until i saw a video recently where it was a guy who was trying to drive away from the golf course.

He was hammered

and it was because

he had brought like beers

on the course

because like it is kind of

like a bar

and if the cart person

can't like actually see like,

okay, this person's had too much.

Right.

Like you can get in bad territory

where someone's getting

like blackout drunk

because they brought

their own beers

and you don't realize

they're doing that.

It's a boring like side of it,

but it is food and hospitality

like part of the restaurant.

Yeah, buy some beers from the from the car they probably make a good amount of their money off like the food and bet i like that also the the cart girl's natural progression through the course should give you the perfect amount of beers for around right if you just if you want to drink beers on the course order it every time she comes around you won't get too drunk, but you'll have a good time. I also think it's just an age thing, too.
If you're in your early 20s, you're probably bringing beers on because it's cheaper, and then you get a little older, and you're like, okay, maybe I should do the right thing here. I remember I once bought a fake driver that held liquor when I was 23 when I was like 23, I think it ruled.

So I think it's- But I was a dick.

Yeah.

I think it's okay to do

if you do it with like

a respectable amount of sneakiness.

Don't let them see,

don't rub their face in it.

Yeah.

And don't like,

don't bring like two cubes of beer out.

I think it's also,

there's probably like the public,

like if you're playing

at like a shitty muni.

Yeah, that's true.

That's true.

If there's no,

yeah,

if there's not going to be like

a cart girl coming around all the time.

You should always sneak drinks in the movie theaters, though.

Are you allowed to say car girl?

Are you supposed to say car attendant?

I think car girl's okay.

Yeah, I think car girl's okay.

What if it's an older woman?

Are you allowed to call older women girls?

I don't know.

I'm just asking.

You guys are my boys.

How would you handle...

That's true, that's facts.

How would you handle...

Remember that time that Darren Revell tweeted,

I'm making my boys chicken parm for the Super Bowl? And I was like, bro, you don't have any boys. He's like, I'm literally talking about my son.
I got owned so hard. What's that guy up there? I don't even know.
I don't see him around anymore. Collecting memorabilia.
Yeah. Did he do anything with Titanic? He's probably going to get a piece of that sub for sure.
Does he work for an entity or is he yeah action network okay I gotcha how would you handle one of your buddies that isn't playing good and turns into an energy vampire and completely kills the mood for the whole group do breakfast balls kind of strokes no okay energy vampire everyone knows that one buddy who takes it maybe a little too seriously when you're out with the boys what do you do yeah i mean uh fuck it's hard it's really hard to really get the vibe honestly the answer is you just got to get through it yeah like you you're not gonna change the thing is you're not gonna change that like i don't know how you would change it like if i'm a guy who i think that i could i i have positive vibes on the golf course and if I can't change it if we got a buddy like that you're just like you're lost the only time he changes is breaking 90 he starts to get actually frustrated really it's like makes me uncomfortable yeah seeing Trent like want it I love it because I am breaking 90 series is maybe my favorite thing on YouTube thank you for that very breaking 100 thing was my favorite I will watch every I feel like i'm living and dying with every round that you play i want you to do it so badly but then the problem is once you break 90 are you actually are you going to do breaking 80 no which run this is the last line yeah my we got a plan for it but and we won't release until it happens but yeah i'm not i can't go to breaking 80 we'll be doing that that until I'm 55. All right.
So, for people who don't watch, you should absolutely watch it. It's on the 4Play YouTube.
But, Trent, the last one, you were what? You had, like, four strokes on 18? I had 85 strokes through 17 holes. And you just.
So, if you parred 18. 18 is a par four.
And you completely duffed the tee box. I didn't know that i was a duff i mean yeah no well how often have you thought about that oh ever since it happened every second of my life yeah i was telling these guys after that happened i just i went to burger king and i just ate in the parking lot i just i was just i was so and mad isn't the word disappointed just like i knew that i had an opportunity it's the best i've played i played so well but hit my driver so – and mad isn't the word, disappointed.
Just like I knew that I had an opportunity. It's the best I've played.
I played so well, but hit my driver so well. And for it to happen that way, it just was a complete stomach punch.
Brutal. And I think I blacked out over the ball because I watched it back, and I was like, man, I'm standing over the ball for a while.
And I texted our producer, Brendan Jones, and I was like, did you guys add a little bit of time

or slow it down?

He was like, that was real time.

See, that's on Frankie.

He should have called timeout.

I've been getting a lot of that.

You should have called the timeout.

You should have called the timeout.

Dude, he was rolling.

It was our first attempt that ever actually,

we almost did it.

I'm like, I'm thinking this guy just needs to make a four.

Imagine me stepping him off,

and then he hits one in the water.

Would have been a great timeout.

I'm the guy that froze Trent.

No chance.

No, that was, the whole thing was on me.

What do you guys think about the fact that people want me to not tell him the score i think that's fucking crazy no way no i would want to know your score i would want to know yeah i'd want to know i would want to know the score after like the turn well no what i what in the last video he trent waited and then asked for it yeah i think that's the way to do it like i think it's like you shouldn't tell him if he doesn't want to know. You never should have told him that he needed a four on the last hole.
No, you had to on the last hole because you don't want to play it like you've got an extra stroke that you don't have. People get very mad about that.
I'm in for check-ins only every three holes. Right.
So the way we did it in the last, this is kind of how we've done it, where we'll play nine holes, and then we'll talk about whether I want to know or not. But it's also, I know how numbers work.
I have a pretty good feel whether it's a 42 or a 78. I have a good feel.
But I will say on the last hole and the last one, I thought I had five strokes in my head. I had four, but it didn't matter because I hit the ball two feet but to bring it back to like the vibes on the golf course when there was a month or two period a couple months ago we actually took a hiatus of breaking 90 because he was getting so down on himself it felt like the series turned into like shutting everyone up as opposed to him trying to achieve his goal and we just like we were like all right let's just practice and get better and then we'll come back to it right and now he's like got a way better mindset that's good what helps me with my mindset golf is all about achieving the perfect ratio of alcohol in your system there is that perfect it's probably at a point a point oh five point oh six is where you're feeling good confident loose but all your motor skills are still there dude there's that what's that instagram account Is it St.
Andre? They do those skits. They did one yesterday of the guy found the perfect – he took a sip of beer and then stopped, and he goes, I just found the perfect amount.
And everyone got quiet. They're like, what's going on? He's like, he's completely in the perfect zone.
And he striped it. He's like, I'm in the zone.
It's a great feeling. It really is.
And I think that golden ratio is like .05. You feel good.
You're having a fun time. But then you go just, you have that one hole where you peak above it real quick and it all falls apart.
I see two balls. It's over.
And then you're like, well, might as well get drunk. Yep.
Yep. All right, last one.
For Trent mainly, what is a piece of golf etiquette slash advice that you as an average golfer have picked up from playing with so many of the world's best players during your videos oh good question well we kind of touched on earlier just don't be the slow guy yeah especially if you're bad if you're average like i am don't like there's a lot i always talk about like waiting for the green to clear on a par five when you're like i'm gonna go to go for the green here. And then you duff a three wood and it's like, what the fuck are you doing? Just basically don't be noticeable in the way in the things that you're doing.
Yeah. Cause like, if you are, then it's, you're just taking up everybody's time for a guy who's not that good.
So you just don't want to be slow. What about shit talking? Cause I like my friends that I play with, like it's shit talking.
Like that's what you do. Like it doesn't, have you guys ever had a moment where you've like read it wrong and you shit talk and then the person's like hey dude like i'm trying to fucking get a score here what the hell no i've once clapped like for a ball to go into the water in a match i was playing against like one of the guys on the islanders and he was just like frank he's just like a dick like clapping for my ball to go into the water why would, well, I probably, it was like early in the match and I'm like clapping at someone else's failure.
It's supposed to be like a fun round out there. It wasn't really.
To me, that's like if you're playing a match. Stand in the ovation for a water ball.
Why wouldn't you? Get in there. Why wouldn't you? Yeah, no, there's a time and place for sure.
I think if like the match calls for it, then you guys have to both know that it's like cutthroat. That is another thing though, like we talked about earlier with rooting against professional golfers.
There is a thing in golf where even when you're in a match like that, people do not like when you outwardly root against them. Yeah.
Right. It's strange.
Yeah, I don't like that. Because it's a personal sport.
Like you can't like root against a team. You're rooting against one guy to fuck up.
Yeah. Which would be a little bit more weird.
And like, do you do that in regular sports though? Yeah. Like specifically though? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like if you're watching a football game, you watch it like like i hope that offensive lineman just gets yeah i hope that quarterback just fucks fucks up i hope the running back just falls yeah why it's the hole tara luwan's gonna give it another sack here watch this keep your eyes on him um hypothetically i i have one last golf etiquette question yeah is this reared its ugly horse uh head on the course the other day what about looking for somebody else else's ball? Is it polite to help somebody look for their ball? Yes. Should you always do that? Also, can you do the, like, just, like, fake look? Yeah.
I got to be honest, if we're in the trust tree here, I, like, always kind of fake look. Yeah.
It has nothing to do with that. I don't want to find the ball, but I'm not.
I don't know. I've got my mind on a million different things.
If I happen upon it, great. But I'm not going to, like, gonna like pull out a search party unless someone's going for something they're trying to break 90 i'm fucking looking for his ball you know what i mean but if it's just like a guy in the other cart that we're playing to force him oh i think i saw it over here yeah the best is finding a ball that's not the ball because then it validates that you were looking well you're like oh i see a ball here oh it's not your ball you also have to watch what you say when you that.
A lot of people will jump the gun and be like, I got it here. And then you walk over and it's not it.
That moment for the other person sucks. We're like, they're in a search party and they hear that and they're like, fuck, yeah.
Oh, sorry, there's a noodle. Fuck.
I'd also say if you're playing in a foursome and the guy looking for the ball is in the other cart, you don't have to go over there. You can kind of go over there, but there are situations where it's like, oh, our balls are on the other side of the fairway, so it's like they can't expect us to go over there and have a search for the ball.
How many half balls out there? What's that about? Half? Just the mowers? Yeah, probably. The ball's cut in half.
Just the mowers? Yeah. Also, Trent, as bad as that swing was on 18, remember, you fucking stuck it on Sawgrass 17.

That's right.

Yeah, that's facts.

People forget that.

People do.

Don't let people forget that Trent.

Sunday pin, too.

Sunday pin.

I put it on the green 17th Sawgrass, so I can say whatever I want, and I can do whatever

I want.

Yes.

That's a fact.

Okay.

Good show, everyone.

Numbers?

We'll do a random number.

69.

I think I beat you, Hank.

I think, yeah, PFT got you.

Let's go 89.

Okay.

Okay.

You guys want to get some numbers?

Oh, I would love to get some numbers.

Yeah.

Is it 1 through 100?

It's 1 through 100.

13.

13, okay.

47.

I'll go 17.

Memes, have you ever gotten this?

No.

You got one.

20 for...

Shane, you want one?

Have you ever gotten this?

I haven't.

Oh, 10. Okay.
Bill, you got 21 Jake 18 It's on 89 because I already generated it Do you want me to clear it? Wait When did you generate it? It just appeared at 89? No it was stuck at 10 I hit it once to clear it And it went to 89 That's a win No this No, this was before. What? Dude, you can look at it.
I haven't touched it. It was before.
When did you hit the button? Like three minutes ago. Oh, so it was beforehand guest.
Yes. Do you want me to clear it again? I'll clear it again.
Sure. There we go.
It's cleared again. Okay.
I mean, I'm not lying. You can probably see.
You can see when I hit it.

It's a fake win anyway.

I wouldn't have been valid.

I'm generating it.

Ready?

It was a fake win anyway.

Oh, no.

He guessed one.

Who was it?

Three.

Three, the number that you always guess.

Memes always guessed three.

He's never gotten it.

Wait.

Memes got it one time.

Memes got it one time before, right?

But three was the number. Oh, you haven't gotten it before? No, he's never gotten it.
That's no, Meme's got it one time. Meme's got it one time before, right? But three was the number.
Oh, you haven't gotten it before? No, he's

never gotten it. That's brutal, dude.

Yeah, three was the number.

Wow.

Love you guys.

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