Adam DeVine, Mt Rushmore Of Taco Bell Items, Golf Etiquette FAQ’s with Frankie & Trent + QB Tiers

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Speaker 1 On today's part in my take, we have actor Adam Devine.

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Talked Nebraska football.

Speaker 1 Talked

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Speaker 1 Great, great interview. We finished the Workaholics trilogy.
We've always wanted to have him on. We also have the Mount Rushmore of Taco Bell menu items.
A lot of pressure.

Speaker 5 This was a great Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 5 And I think full disclosure. We all might have just ordered Taco Bell right after we're done.

Speaker 1 Yes, yes. We have.

Speaker 5 I'm going to buy stock in Taco Bell right now because people are going to order it tomorrow.

Speaker 1 We don't have much going on in the sports world, so we're going to tear our quarterbacks. What do you do in the middle of the summer? You tear some quarterbacks.

Speaker 1 We also have a great end of the show: golf etiquette FAQs with our friends Trent and Frank.

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Speaker 1 Welcome to Part of My Take. Today is Wednesday, June 28th.
The boys are back together. We're in Pinehurst filming golf videos.
And guys, I tweeted out before we started the show.

Speaker 1 We were golfing all day. I was like, what did we miss in the sports world? There wasn't a lot out there.

Speaker 5 Well, I got one. Yeah.
Kind of a follow-up on earlier this week's show. We did it, guys.
Yeah. There's a black catcher in baseball.
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Speaker 1 this was a big moment. But yeah, so there's not a lot going on.
We still have a great show because we have a great interview with Adam Devine.

Speaker 1 We have the Mount Rushmore Taco Bell, which got, it's good. It's really good.
Taco Bell menu items. And we have golf etiquette with Frankie and Trent.
But we figured, okay, not a lot going on.

Speaker 1 We did our baseball talk on Monday.

Speaker 1 What do you do in the middle of the summer when there's not a ton of sports going on?

Speaker 5 Masturbate.

Speaker 1 You masturbate, but you also make a list of quarterback tiers so that everyone can get mad about it. So let's do some tiering.

Speaker 5 Let's get people pissed off about an imaginary list that doesn't mean anything.

Speaker 1 Yes. So here is our system on pardon my take.
We're going to come up with one. We're going to discuss.

Speaker 1 We will come up with a full tiered list that we will tweet out and let people just argue about it, get mad about it, the whole nine yards.

Speaker 1 Here are the categories we're ranking these quarterbacks. There's him.
That can only be one. There's the guy.

Speaker 1 There's the guy adjacent.

Speaker 1 There's your guy. So that's, you know, it's your guy.
Yeah, you get the guy, but you got your guy.

Speaker 5 When you get the guy on your team, you know you got the guy. But sometimes you go into season and he's like,

Speaker 5 that's my guy.

Speaker 1 It's essentially walking around trying to convince everyone else that your guy is the guy. Yep.
Being like, you don't understand. Then we have the Kirk Cousins tier.
Then we have a guy, not the guy,

Speaker 1 which is obviously different than your guy. It is just everyone knows it's not the guy.

Speaker 5 It's just a guy.

Speaker 1 And then we have Titanic.

Speaker 5 Titanic chair. Yep.
Meaning they're a sub.

Speaker 1 Yes, meaning they will implode at any time. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay, let's do it. I think we can all agree him is Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 5 Slash Zach Wilson.

Speaker 1 It is easy. Patrick Mahomes is the best quarterback in the league.

Speaker 1 This will also be the time of year where everyone tries to tell you how the Chiefs will not be deep in the playoffs next year and how things have changed and try to poke holes in Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 1 I'm here to tell you there are no holes in Patrick Mahomes. He is him.
He's holless. He is holless.

Speaker 5 He's holless. He's just a smooth, smooth guy.

Speaker 1 He is.

Speaker 5 No orifices on that.

Speaker 1 He is an exceptional, accessible quarterback. It doesn't hurt my feelings all the time thinking about him in a pair's uniform.
He's just that good.

Speaker 5 I think it's also an impenetrable argument to say that Patrick Mahomes is top of this list because then you just be like, look at his ring.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 but most recent.

Speaker 5 The last game that I saw Patrick Mahomes play, play, he won. Right.
What other quarterback can you say that for? Maybe a couple that didn't make the playoffs.

Speaker 1 What is it? What is it? Five straight. Oh, Sam Howe.
Sam Howe. Yeah, five straight AFC championships at home.
Jerry Goff.

Speaker 5 Yes, Jerry Goff. Yeah.
Five straight AFC championships at home. Patrick Mahomes is the best quarterback maybe ever.

Speaker 1 And it's also like he. Oh.

Speaker 5 He did?

Speaker 2 He's at the top of this list. Yes.

Speaker 5 Did Tom Brady win his last game

Speaker 5 against your Cowboys?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Well, Patrick Rollins hasn't won his last game yet.

Speaker 5 But at this point. At this point.

Speaker 1 At this point, he did.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he is the best. There's nothing else.
People get bored and try to give you a narrative that he's not. You know, like, you will see that.

Speaker 1 The lists that basically are like, is Joe Burrow better than? I love Joe Burrow, but Joe Burrow better than Patrick Mahomes. Josh Allen, I love Josh Allen.
Patrick Mahomes is the guy.

Speaker 1 Until someone takes it from him, he is the guy.

Speaker 5 Maybe we should try to poke holes in him, though. Okay.
Like, if we were to do that, what would we say? We'll get in front of the storylines before they put it out there.

Speaker 5 I would say he lost Eric Bienname.

Speaker 1 Yep. I would say ankle injury.
Will he still have some effects from it?

Speaker 2 It's tight end. Run soft.

Speaker 1 Run soft. Run soft.

Speaker 5 Chiefs to holic, if he gets arrested,

Speaker 5 that is good luck charm.

Speaker 1 So those are the holes. Super Bowl hangover.
Super Bowl hangover. Okay.
Oh, yeah. Good point, Jake.
Good point. Okay.
No one helped that.

Speaker 5 What's that? Some body armor, Jake? Of course.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 So we all agree. Patrick Molmes is him.
Let's power through to.

Speaker 5 You should make a cocktail. Coors Light body armor.

Speaker 1 Ooh.

Speaker 5 That might be nice. Delicious.

Speaker 1 Delicious.

Speaker 1 The guy.

Speaker 5 The guy.

Speaker 1 Do you want to why don't you go first and I'll add any that I think I missed?

Speaker 5 First, the guy. Josh Allen.
Josh Allen.

Speaker 1 The guy. Joe Burrow.

Speaker 5 Also, the guy. The guy.
Jalen Hurts. The guy.

Speaker 1 I have one that it pains me, but I think he's going to have an incredible, incredible season. Aaron Rodgers.
Agreed. No, this is.

Speaker 5 Washed. Agreed.
Yeah, Wash.

Speaker 1 What do you guys want to bet? Wash.

Speaker 5 He is going Oh, you love Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 1 No, he's going to play with a chip on his shoulder. I've seen him.
I know this guy better than anyone else. He is going to be awesome this year.

Speaker 2 Over under 10.5 wins.

Speaker 7 What's the results for the guy category?

Speaker 1 Like, second round of playoffs.

Speaker 5 No, you don't have to win. That's the beauty of this list, Jake, is that you just say things with zero accountability.
Yes. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay. I think he will be top three MVP voting.

Speaker 5 I disagree. Okay.
This is setting him up for a huge failure of a season.

Speaker 1 No way. Okay.

Speaker 1 You're not going to be above 500. He's washed.

Speaker 5 Whoa.

Speaker 1 It's the Jets.

Speaker 5 Okay. The guy's speaking at psychedelic conferences.

Speaker 1 All right, so you guys are saying he's the guy adjacent? No. He was the guy.
The guy. Yeah.
The guy. Okay.
All right. The guy.

Speaker 1 We'll see how this plays out. I truly believe he's going to have a special year because that's what he does.

Speaker 1 He's been dead a million times, and then he ripped off back-to-back MVPs. He's so pissed off.
He's going to think everyone thinks he's washed.

Speaker 1 He's going to have an awesome year. Memes.
He's back with Nathaniel Hackett.

Speaker 1 Well, that.

Speaker 1 Two MVPs with

Speaker 1 back-to-back MVPs with Nathaniel Hackett at OC. He left.
No MVP. They were really bad last year.

Speaker 1 He's back together with them. They're best.
What's the official ruling?

Speaker 1 I'm fine to bump him down. So, is there any other of the guys? The only other one that I had.
Lamar. Yeah, Lamar.
Lamar.

Speaker 1 And then Trevor Lawrence.

Speaker 2 No. Okay.

Speaker 1 Wait, wait. With Lamar? No, Herbert's not.
Shane, shut up.

Speaker 1 Shane's a Chargers fan.

Speaker 5 Best abilities, availability.

Speaker 5 Does that make I think that makes Lamar guy adjacent?

Speaker 1 I think you guys are crazy.

Speaker 1 Like, I don't think

Speaker 1 Aaron Rodgers is going to have a better season than Lamar.

Speaker 2 I'll bet.

Speaker 5 Anything. I'm predicting this year is going to be like last year, Russell Wilson going to Denver.
Everybody was like, oh, he's reuniting with Nathaniel Hackett. It's going to be great.
Guess what?

Speaker 5 Aaron Rodgers, big name, switching teams.

Speaker 1 He played the whole

Speaker 1 half the season last year. Here's why.

Speaker 1 Here's why. That's a fact.

Speaker 5 It feels like they're the dream team. No.
The Jets keep adding pieces. They said that Dalvin Cook might go to the Jets.
Feels like Dream Team talking. Okay, who was the quarterback?

Speaker 1 Quarterback's winning quarterback on the dream team. Was it old Michael Vick?

Speaker 1 Yeah. That's young.
Okay. Aaron Rodgers is better than Michael Vick.
They're peaks. He is better.

Speaker 5 They should both be in jail.

Speaker 1 But I'm just saying that I agree with you there. It doesn't make...
I'm not happy that I'm saying this.

Speaker 1 I'm just stating an unbiased fact that I think he's going to have a fuck you tour type of season.

Speaker 5 I think he wants to have a a fuck you tour, but I don't think it's going to happen.

Speaker 1 Okay. All right.
So he's bumped down. So for the guy, we have Josh Allen, Joe Burrow, Jalen Hurts, and Lamar Jackson.

Speaker 5 Should we throw Jared in there?

Speaker 1 I have Jared as the guy adjacent. Okay.

Speaker 2 I would put Jared in the guy category. I have Jared in the guy.

Speaker 1 I would put in the guy. I'm more trying to be like, don't let everyone be like, oh, you're so biased.

Speaker 5 He won his last game. All right.

Speaker 1 Jared's in the guy. Okay.
Okay. Guy adjacent.
This is Rodgers.

Speaker 5 This is Herbert.

Speaker 5 The very definition is justin herbert because i i would have him in the guy last year and then the way that season ended with the sea words i can't i can't in good conscience and it respecting the sanctity of the tier list i can't move him up to the guy yes so guy adjacent is justin herbert trevor lawrence uh matthew stafford yep and aaron rodgers what about tua what about mac jones No,

Speaker 1 I think we're purposely ignoring him.

Speaker 9 I think Tua is your guy just because he has so many haters.

Speaker 1 That's where it's like Dolphins fans love him because he's our guy. I had him in that as well.

Speaker 5 You go to war for him.

Speaker 1 He is the very definition of your guy.

Speaker 5 I have a spicy pick. I have a spicy pick that's borderline, the guy adjacent.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 5 CJ Stroud.

Speaker 1 It's just too early.

Speaker 5 I think CJ Stroud is going to be the best quarterback.

Speaker 1 I don't think rookies deserve to be in the top three.

Speaker 5 I think CJ Stroud is going to be the best quarterback in this route.

Speaker 1 Because we're trying to piss people off. Let's put him in there.
All right.

Speaker 1 For adjacent? Yeah. All right.
Moving on to your guys. So this is guys that, you know, like Tua, perfect example.
Everyone who's a fan of that team is like, he is our guy.

Speaker 1 And you're fighting against everyone else outside of those walls.

Speaker 5 Number one that fits this description perfectly, I think, is Geno Smith.

Speaker 1 Ooh. He's your guy.

Speaker 5 Kenny Pickett. Kenny Pickett.
He's your guy.

Speaker 1 I had Geno Smith in the Kirk Cousins tier.

Speaker 5 Did you? Yeah.

Speaker 2 I think he fell off hard.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 5 he's got too much flavor for the Kirk Cousins tour. Okay.

Speaker 1 Okay. So, all right.
So, I'll rattle off names. You guys just stop me because there's a lot of your guys.

Speaker 9 Wait, so Gino is not in this?

Speaker 1 No, Gino could be in it. All right.
Daniel Jones. Yep.
He's your guy. Ryan Tannehill.
Yeah. He's also in the.
Well,

Speaker 5 yeah, I'll put him in this one. Yep.

Speaker 1 Deshaun Watson. Actually, Ryan Tannehill is Kirk Cousins.
I had him in Kirk Cousins.

Speaker 1 Deshaun Watson might be the guy that you're going to do again. No, we're not going to go there.

Speaker 5 Ryan Tannehill is like, to me, the ultimate middle of the world.

Speaker 1 We're talking ball.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 10 Derek Carr? Yeah.

Speaker 1 No, he's. I have a lot of money.
Kirk Cousins. Kirk Cousins.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Deshaun Watson will have a better season than Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 1 Okay. I agree.
You want to bet? Yeah. What do we want to bet? We'll have to figure out the stakes.
All right. So, all right.
Going back. Daniel Jones,

Speaker 1 Sean Watson, Justin Fields, Tua, Kenny Pickett,

Speaker 1 Bryce Young, Anthony Richardson, Dak Prescott, Brock Purdy. I had Dak Mayfield.

Speaker 5 I had Dak and Kirk Cousins.

Speaker 1 Okay, yeah, you're right.

Speaker 5 Dak is the black Kirk Cousins per his own teammate Amari Cooper. You're right.

Speaker 1 You're right. You're right.
You're right. And you're right.
You're right. And you're right.

Speaker 9 Who'd you have after Deshaun?

Speaker 1 Justin Fields, Tua, Kenny Pickett,

Speaker 1 Bryce Young, Anthony Richardson, Brock Purdy, Baker Mayfield.

Speaker 5 You remember when Anthony Richardson at the rookie dinner, he stayed behind and helped bust the tables and clean up after everybody? That alone is good enough to be your guy. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay, Kirk Cousins tier.

Speaker 5 Okay, mine, I think this is the definitive.

Speaker 5 I know Kirk Cousins so well. It's Kirk Cousins, Dak Prescott, Derek Carr, Ryan Tannehill.
Those are all Kirk Cousins.

Speaker 1 Yep, I agree.

Speaker 5 I completely agree. Anybody else? They're all Kirk Cousins.
Who did I leave out?

Speaker 1 The only one that could potentially be there is Russ Wilson could be a late, like if he gets a little bit better, he could go up to the Kirk Cousins tier.

Speaker 5 Kirk's second cousins. Right, right.

Speaker 1 Once that's moved.

Speaker 1 What, Hank?

Speaker 5 Are we missing anybody?

Speaker 2 I mean, you're missing people at the top, but.

Speaker 1 Do you want to put Mac Jones and your guy? Do you believe? See, here's the question. Yes.
Reunited with Billy O'Brien.

Speaker 2 Yes.

Speaker 1 You fully believe in it?

Speaker 2 Yes. Playoffs.

Speaker 1 Do you think every Patriot fan fully believes in it?

Speaker 2 Most do. Real ones do.

Speaker 5 But Hank, if you're saying playoffs, that to me, you've already conceded some ground there. If his max is playoffs, then you are saying, in fact, he's Kirk Cousins.

Speaker 1 He's a young quarterback. Like, I've got to give these

Speaker 2 guys some time to develop.

Speaker 1 I'm willing to bump him up to your guy if Hank thinks that, because it's your guy is more of a us versus them situation.

Speaker 5 I'll be honest, I had Mac Jones in Titanic too.

Speaker 2 No, Mac Jones is my guy, and Bill O'Brien is. Yeah, he's Hank's guy.

Speaker 5 Okay, yeah, make another tier for Hank's guy.

Speaker 1 Hank's guy.

Speaker 9 Hank's guy is going under your guy.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 2 all right. In that case, put Anthony Richardson in there, too.

Speaker 1 All right, perfect, perfect.

Speaker 9 Hank's guy, Anthony Richardson, Mac Jones.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 2 And then

Speaker 1 finally, we have a Guy Not the guy. Joel's love a better year than I guess.
The guy, not the guy.

Speaker 1 I have Jimmy G.

Speaker 5 I had him lower.

Speaker 1 You do? Okay. I had Russ.
Okay. Desmond Ritter.
Yep. Sam Howell.
Colt McCoy. Yep.
Jordan Glove. Yep.
All right. So then who are you putting in Titanic? Russ and Jimmy?

Speaker 5 I had Russ.

Speaker 7 Wait, you just said Russ.

Speaker 1 No, no, we're going to put him in Titanic. Okay.

Speaker 5 Mac Jones.

Speaker 1 Okay, that one we've bumped up. Jimmy G.

Speaker 5 And then also, I put Kyler Murray on there. Okay.
I think Kyler Murray, he might be in like

Speaker 5 player one.

Speaker 1 It actually would be nice if you were in a submercer. It doesn't take up a lot of space.

Speaker 5 Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 Like, you get a little more legroom, right? Yep.

Speaker 5 Yeah, he'd be good with the Mad Cats controller, too.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Okay.
I feel good about this list. This is going to piss some people off.
Yeah. That's really, that's the only goal here.

Speaker 1 None of this is what we firmly believe to any extent. It's, it's really just tearing quarterbacks and watching people get very upset.

Speaker 5 I want to put a bet against Hank because I know you are a Mac Jones supporter. I'm just trying to be honest with Mac Jones.

Speaker 5 I don't think he's good. I'll put a guy-to-guy bet, Mac Jones, Sam Howell, who has more, should we do yards?

Speaker 2 QBR.

Speaker 5 QBR on the season.

Speaker 5 Which QBR?

Speaker 1 One agreed upon.

Speaker 5 The one that we agree upon. Yeah.
Okay, which would be ESPN QBR on the season?

Speaker 2 Is there a better option?

Speaker 5 Other option? Yes, yeah, there's quarterback rating.

Speaker 2 Yeah, is there another option other than ESPN?

Speaker 5 ESPN QBR.

Speaker 2 It's the dumbest rating. All right, fine.

Speaker 5 Okay, what's the stakes?

Speaker 1 Wait, who do you have?

Speaker 5 I have Sam Howell. Okay.
I know.

Speaker 2 We got a thing of stakes for this bet. We got a thing of stakes for the Aaron Rodgers bet.

Speaker 1 Hank, we'll figure out what the actual

Speaker 1 bet will be for after, but I think Deshaun Watson versus Aaron Rodgers, it's three categories: team wins, touchdowns, minus interceptions, and total yards.

Speaker 2 Great.

Speaker 1 So you got to win two out of three. Okay.
Okay. Great.

Speaker 1 I love it. Me too.

Speaker 1 Whatever you want to bet. What about injuries?

Speaker 9 Is there like a clause of a certain amount of games?

Speaker 1 Possibility is availability.

Speaker 2 Only team wins in games that they play, though.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's fine. That's fine.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 That was good. I feel good about that.
I'm fired ability. What do you got?

Speaker 5 Bates are Will Levis in there.

Speaker 1 Well, he's not a starter yet. We did just starters.

Speaker 9 But we had Cole McCoy and Kyler Murray.

Speaker 1 Cole McCoy is a starter.

Speaker 5 Kyler Murray is the starter

Speaker 5 when he's back.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Don't

Speaker 1 do too many questions.

Speaker 5 Anthony Richards, he's going to start?

Speaker 1 The list doesn't have rules.

Speaker 1 When you start digging under the list, it folds like a house of cards. We don't want that to happen.
I counted 33 guys on here. That's the only reason why.
You know, the list can fall apart quickly.

Speaker 1 We don't want to have that. People, it's like the Wizard of Oz.

Speaker 1 When you pull back the curtain of the list and you're like, hey, wait, it's just fucking five dudes sitting on a couch in the middle of June actually yelling into microphones. It's a bad look.

Speaker 5 I'm pretty sure this is the exact same room that that meme with the kids sitting in the same house.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 Who is him? Yes.

Speaker 1 We're just like, yes, in there, Aaron Rodgers,

Speaker 1 the guy, debate me. Yep.

Speaker 1 Okay, that was a good list. Great list.
Let's do hot sequel throw, and then we're going to get to our Great Mount Rushmore of Taco Bell menu items in our interview with Adam Devine.

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Speaker 1 Okay, hot seat, cool thrown. Hank.

Speaker 2 My hot seat is Leonard Fournette.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, literally.

Speaker 2 They just showed the video on the television. He was driving and his car lit on fire.
And the video,

Speaker 2 his car is just completely, completely torched. Yeah, it is.

Speaker 1 Thank God he's okay.

Speaker 2 He was driving. Yeah, he said he's okay.
But that's just a literal hot seat for old playoff Lenny.

Speaker 1 Yep. What kind of car was it?

Speaker 2 I don't know. Not a Chevy.
Not a Chevy.

Speaker 1 That looked really bad.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I don't know how he just got out and took the video, and it was like, how'd you get out of that thing? Yeah. Scary stuff.

Speaker 1 So shout out our guy, Playoff Lenny. We love him.

Speaker 2 Blogger of the Year.

Speaker 2 My cool throne is Ryan Seacrest.

Speaker 1 Ooh.

Speaker 2 He is replacing Pat Sajak as the host of Wheel of Fortune. That's a great question.

Speaker 5 It is. And you know what? I think that that might be the easiest job in the world.

Speaker 1 Whoa.

Speaker 5 Hosting Wheel of Fortune?

Speaker 8 Yeah. It looks like a fun job.

Speaker 5 Yeah, you stand next to the wheel. Somebody else spins the wheel.
You say where the wheel lands, and then you let Vanna do all the working. Vanna works three times as hard as Pat Sajak does.

Speaker 1 It's a lot of walking.

Speaker 5 If you're Vanna White. Yeah, yeah.
But if you're Pat Sajak, you just stand there in a suit.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you stand there and you just smirk at people when they do stupid shit.

Speaker 9 You do like the Q ⁇ As, like in between the rounds, like where are you from?

Speaker 5 Yeah, those are so easy.

Speaker 2 What do they call the award for

Speaker 2 like Academy Award TV Broadway? He got. They got to give Seacrest.
Seacrest should be up for one of those for like hosting. Just everything.

Speaker 1 Oh, the Emmy.

Speaker 2 Yeah. No, but like he's done.
He does everything.

Speaker 1 He's all about not being a one-trick pony and broadcasting.

Speaker 9 Yeah. Like he does everything.

Speaker 1 Brian Seacrest. Yeah.
Radio Dream. Yeah, he's had hell of a career.

Speaker 2 Radio DJ, E.

Speaker 5 Morning Talk Show. Morning Talk Show.

Speaker 2 Reality.

Speaker 1 It really is the best next step for him. Like when Drew Carey went to Price is Right, it's like, this is like, he's set up.

Speaker 5 That's perfect. That's also a way harder job than Wheel of Fortune.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because you got to kiss. You got to kiss everyone.

Speaker 1 You got to get kisses from dudes.

Speaker 5 So much smooching.

Speaker 9 Yeah. They record like a million episodes a day, and that's it.

Speaker 1 A literal million?

Speaker 8 They record a lot. They do.

Speaker 1 They do stretches. Yeah.
I want to be on Price Rights so bad. It's the best game show ever created.

Speaker 5 Pat Sajak actually might be the most famous Caps fan in the world. Isn't that sad to say? Who? He's like our number one guy.
Whenever we need a big dub, that's just roll pat say jack out there

Speaker 5 uh okay good good hot seat cool thrown pft what do you got uh my hot seat is the first amendment oh freedom of speech in this country is dead

Speaker 5 because mike florio

Speaker 5 eliminated the comments section on pro football talk that's where people went to sound off it said sound off bang it here for the latest nfl news and rumors and then sound off in the comment section and now they're now the sound is off because he eliminated it.

Speaker 5 His website's probably going to go to shit because that's probably 110% of his traffic was people just arguing with each other in the comment section.

Speaker 5 Some of us owe our careers to that comment section. It was a fertile breeding ground of talent, and now it is no more.
So Florio couldn't take the heat. He closed it down.
Whatever.

Speaker 5 Good luck on the redesign, Mike.

Speaker 2 Have you reached out for comment?

Speaker 1 Oh, they're redesigning too?

Speaker 5 They did a double.

Speaker 1 They did a two-foot. Oh, no.
You can't redesign.

Speaker 1 Two websites they should never never redesign is Pro Football Talk and Kentucky Sports Radio. Because they're just, like, they're bad, but in a beautiful way.
And Ken Palm. Ken Pom.

Speaker 1 Ken Pom should not be redesigned.

Speaker 5 But Florio thinks that he is God of his own domain, and he decided that the little man doesn't need a voice anymore. And it's sad.
It's a sad day.

Speaker 5 And he's threatened to do this multiple times over the years. He's like, I'm going to take it away.
I'm going to take it away. You guys keep owning me.
Stop owning me.

Speaker 5 Well, he got owned so hard that he took away the entire comment section. So

Speaker 5 I hope you're happy with yourself, Mike. When does it go away? It's already gone.
Oh, I'm eating in the redesign.

Speaker 1 What are you doing, Mike?

Speaker 5 Didn't even give people a chance to meet up in the comments one last time.

Speaker 1 Oh, that is so bad.

Speaker 5 It would be pretty funny if when it got deleted, you like Thanos disappeared. I would be so

Speaker 5 if I died.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 5 And then you'd have to take over this job on part of my take. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It would be weird if it was like a voodoo doll. Yeah.
And like, it's just you.

Speaker 2 If he just lost his edge.

Speaker 1 Shit, what happened? Like, my side hurts.

Speaker 5 I did feel something. I can't think.
I haven't thought of a a joke in days.

Speaker 1 I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 5 I did think this morning I woke up and I had bad heartburn. And I think it's because of either the giant dinner that we ate last night where Big Cat ordered like 20 sides of the table.

Speaker 5 Or it could be because Mike eliminated the comment section. So a hearty fuck you to Mike Florio.
I think

Speaker 2 Big Cat did every appetizer and every side.

Speaker 1 I thought I did a good job with ordering last night. We had a great meal.
I did get bullied by the waitress. I ordered like,

Speaker 1 I don't know, like eight apps for seven people. And then she's like, oh, no cheese board.
And I was like, Is that good? She's like, Oh, it's the best. I was like, Well, then add it on.

Speaker 1 You know what?

Speaker 5 She also said she put a pro move when she put the dessert menu down, and she came back. She circled back on it.
You guys want dessert? We're like, No, we're good.

Speaker 5 And she goes, You don't want to be sitting up late at night wishing you ordered that dessert.

Speaker 1 That happened to me. Yeah, oh, yeah, me too.
Yeah, but you know what?

Speaker 5 The screen would have hit the spot last night.

Speaker 1 You know what it was?

Speaker 1 We can't reveal anyone who's on any of this, but we were out dinner with some co-workers, and

Speaker 1 it was one person at the table being like a hard no very quickly. And once someone says no to dessert, you feel like such a fat ass for getting dessert.
Because

Speaker 1 I like dessert. Yeah, which you got to say.
Don't shake your head like that. Don't shake your fucking head like Jim, Jim Collins.
Don't shake your fucking head.

Speaker 5 The move is to just say, I'll take a look at the dessert menu. Yeah.
And then you get one or two things. No, you can't share it.

Speaker 1 You want to share something? I usually get like four or five things. I'm like, we'll share it.
But I always order more than what the amount of people are.

Speaker 1 Like, if I had had free reign last night, I should have stood up. I was getting a little shamed about my ordering before.
I would have ordered like five desserts easily. Would have been great.
Yeah.

Speaker 5 Do you think in like 10 years? Sorry to jump back to the Pro Football Talk thing.

Speaker 5 I've been thinking about it a lot. And in like five, 10 years, I say my name is PFT Commenter.
They're going to be like, well, that's not even a thing. Yeah.
What are you talking about?

Speaker 5 There's no comment section on the Pro Football Talk website.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you made that up.

Speaker 5 This is a bad day.

Speaker 5 It's bad day uh dark day for the first amendment my cool throne is toys with the boys oh toys with the boys because we've got we've got the toy of the summer coming out the vortex oh yeah you guys remember the vortex football part of my take brought it back it's the small orange football with a tail on it says football guy on the side of it we have one

Speaker 1 billy just put his hand up like someone had a ball ball we have one here somewhere ball anyone we don't have it here it's orange it looks very cool yeah you can throw the thing.

Speaker 5 Hank came to the beach last summer. I think Billy did too, and we were trying to throw it as far as we possibly could.
I think Billy had the long throw of the summer at, what, 78 yards?

Speaker 5 You can throw this thing, like, if you've got an average arm, you can throw it 55, 60 yards. But that was in our version of it, which actually goes farther.
Yeah, ours does go farther.

Speaker 5 Do you have slinging it in the middle of the street? It's the best toy for 500. It's the best toy in a pool.
Best toy in the ocean. Best toy at the beach.
It's just the best toy ever invented.

Speaker 5 The vortex. Pickle? Pickle? What's pickle?

Speaker 2 It's just two people on a side running in between.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 playing pickle. Yeah, yeah.
No, that's a good game.

Speaker 5 Yeah, yeah. It's the best toy to accidentally throw near a group of people you want to start a conversation with.

Speaker 1 Yeah, nice, Billy. That's so.
This football. Oh, chicks are just talking about other dudes

Speaker 1 who look like they want to throw a football. Yeah, like, oh, sorry.

Speaker 5 Didn't know I could throw it that far.

Speaker 1 We were going to go dig a hole after this.

Speaker 5 This football is definitely going to get people laid or make you bros for life with somebody.

Speaker 1 By the way, I'm now thinking back to this dinner. Maybe I over-ordered a little.

Speaker 1 I actually.

Speaker 1 It was good. It was all good.
When I was going to order all the time. It did take a lot of time.

Speaker 2 I had one full appetizer.

Speaker 1 Yeah, when I was going to order all the appetizers, someone looked at Hank being like, is he about to do this? And Hank was like, watch this. And it made me feel a little bad.
But whatever.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 I enjoy your.

Speaker 1 My hot seat is traveling. Traveling is on the hot seat.

Speaker 1 Probably the stuffiest article ever was written on the New Yorker, the case against travel. And so, this woman named Agnes Callard.

Speaker 1 First of all, if your name's Agnes, you probably hate your life anyway.

Speaker 5 My grandmother's named Agnes. Oh, well.

Speaker 5 Did she hate her life? No, she loved it.

Speaker 5 She was a great grandmama.

Speaker 1 Good for her.

Speaker 1 She goes on a whole list of how travel is stupid.

Speaker 5 Well, she hated it once her husband died by getting an elevator.

Speaker 1 Elevator, the elevator. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But travel is bad. Travel is stupid.
She went through a whole list of like, you just go and you travel and nothing changes in your life. You think it does, but it doesn't.
You're going to die anyway.

Speaker 1 I think it's all on travel.

Speaker 5 Agnes just has depression. Yes.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like she's very upset.

Speaker 1 And then my cool throne, and this is a little morbid, but my cool throne is travel because there's a headline in the New York Post today.

Speaker 1 Man dies after trying to drink all 21 cocktails on menu during family vacation in Jamaica.

Speaker 5 That rocks. Tudes Rock.
Where was he at? Was that that sounds like a margaritavovic? Dudes Rock.

Speaker 1 That guy traveled his balls off. Yeah.

Speaker 1 In one sitting or over time? I don't know. I mean, I think it probably was one sitting, but dudes rock.

Speaker 5 When I go, I hope that the headline is that cool. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, that's an all-time way to go out.

Speaker 1 Like, yeah, I'll get it.

Speaker 5 I got to find out what restaurant. That sounds like Margarita Ville.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So travel's actually not overrated.
You can go and try every single cocktail on a family vacation.

Speaker 5 I just, I typed in man dies and the first thing that came up, man dies after drinking 21 cocktails.

Speaker 1 Okay, well,

Speaker 1 that guy, he rocks.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 He does rock.

Speaker 5 At the Royal DeCameron Club Caribbean in St. Anne, where he later died.

Speaker 1 Dude, he went for all 21.

Speaker 5 Oh, and the picture that they have of him? Yeah, this is a guy that would die by drinking all the customizable cocktails. He's rocking like a Rastafari.

Speaker 1 Good for him. Yeah, waiting.
What a way to go out.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Billy.

Speaker 5 Okay, we can cut this if this is bad.

Speaker 1 Just saw this.

Speaker 5 Hot seat.

Speaker 1 Just the world.

Speaker 5 Unfortunately, just got news. Ryan Mallett has passed.

Speaker 1 What? Yeah, he drowned in Florida.

Speaker 5 What the fuck? Like, sucks. I don't know.
I just saw it. Like, ultimate gunslinger.

Speaker 1 Is that awesome?

Speaker 1 Bummer?

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Damn.

Speaker 5 I just had to share that.

Speaker 5 And my cool throne.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God, Billy.

Speaker 1 That sucks. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Sorry.

Speaker 1 Fuck. Okay.

Speaker 1 Yeah, in your cool throne.

Speaker 5 Should we take Moment of Silence for Ryan Mallon?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think so. I don't.
I mean, that's sad. He's 35.
You think he's a high school coach?

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Billy, your cool throne?

Speaker 1 That's a real bummer.

Speaker 5 I'm I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 I don't think Billy should get a cool throne today. Yeah, right.
It would not seem appropriate.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we'll skip ahead. Yeah.
Jake, your hot seat, cool throne.

Speaker 9 My hot seat is an MLB pitcher named Alec Manoa. Okay.
We have been talking baseball, so I'm going to continue that trend. Yes.

Speaker 7 This is a crazy story.

Speaker 9 So he finished top three in the ALC Young voting last season. Yep.
Less than a year ago. Now.

Speaker 9 He's been sent down to the minors. He's playing in the Florida Complex League because he's been struggling.

Speaker 9 And he, bless you, he's just had an outing of two and two-thirds innings, 11-earned runs in a league where the average age is 18.8. Whoa.
So he went from top three AL Sion

Speaker 1 to getting

Speaker 5 shelled by 19-year-olds in eight months. That's tough.
Did he at least get a contract?

Speaker 1 Is he getting paid? Oh, man. That's a bad outing.
Against 18-year-olds?

Speaker 9 18.8 is the average age in the FCL.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God.

Speaker 5 Is that where the Savannah bananas play?

Speaker 1 No, I don't think so. I think it's not even a leak.

Speaker 9 The Savannah Bananas are like the Globetrotters.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's the entertainment product. They're the best.
Yeah. Oh, no.
I'm looking it up right now. I don't think, I think he's still an arbitrary.
He's made five, six million dollars total.

Speaker 1 That sucks. Alex Manoa.

Speaker 1 That sucks.

Speaker 5 Okay. I was thinking about Big Cat.
I think the appetizer order was perfect.

Speaker 1 Thank you. It was.

Speaker 1 You know why?

Speaker 5 Because there's always one appetizer that people eat to be polite, and then they get stuck with like most of the shitty appetizer. We had the appetizer that nobody wanted.

Speaker 5 And so it was like just extra on the table. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I'm never going to knock your ordering. I think where people started to head turn, specifically the person sitting next to me, was you ordered a lot of appetizers.

Speaker 2 And then when dinner came around, you ordered sides and you ordered every single

Speaker 1 side.

Speaker 2 You were going down the list of every side that everyone

Speaker 2 after the fourth one, someone looked up and was like.

Speaker 1 Have to. Have to.
I thought I under-ordered size to be honest.

Speaker 5 I always say, life is short, order appetizers.

Speaker 3 Yeah, no, you never know.

Speaker 1 Appetizers are the best.

Speaker 2 It's great going to the stand because you never have to worry. Like, it's like, I know, I know, I'm gonna be full after appetizers.

Speaker 1 There's also no better feeling than hitting the cycle on the appetizers, just being like all of them.

Speaker 1 And we even like, there's nothing, there's nothing that I'm thinking, like, oh, I should have ordered this. I had them all.

Speaker 5 Uh, I had the soup too, which was fantastic. Yeah, that did look good.

Speaker 1 Uh, go ahead, Jake.

Speaker 9 My cool throwing is LSU.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yes,

Speaker 9 champions.

Speaker 5 Congrats, Tigers.

Speaker 9 They won 18-4 in the third and final game after pretty much a reverse score in game two.

Speaker 7 I've never seen two more lopsided, opposite results, but go Tigers.

Speaker 5 Yeah. I saw this one video of an LSU fan after the game.
Well, it was two LSU fans, actually, sitting outside the stadium.

Speaker 5 And the chick just had her top off, and this guy was just making out with her and feeling her boobs.

Speaker 1 And then, like,

Speaker 5 a security guard went up to him and tried to stop them. And they just looked at the guard like, Tigers won.
And the security guard just turned around and walked away.

Speaker 1 Oh, that rules. Um, okay, good job, everyone.
Uh, let's get to our Mount Rushmore of Taco Bell menu items.

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Speaker 1 Okay, Mount Rushmore time is going to be a great one. This is one, I'll just say it.

Speaker 2 Pressure's on.

Speaker 1 Pressure's on, Hank. Yeah.
We're doing the Mount Rushmore of Taco Bell items.

Speaker 1 Pressure is on Henry Lockwood, the heir to the Taco Bell throne.

Speaker 1 Is there a world where you might just own a bunch of Taco Bells and like that be your life?

Speaker 2 If I

Speaker 1 retire at like 50.

Speaker 2 No,

Speaker 2 my dad's actually out of the game, but in a world where I actually had any academic prowess and maybe pursued A, just finishing college and maybe business school, like I could have, but

Speaker 2 you know, we should have never going to happen.

Speaker 5 It's more of a passion, though. You don't want to mix your passions with your work.
So, like, this podcast, you don't really love, but you do it because it pays the bills.

Speaker 1 That's not true. With Taco Bell, you love Taco Bell.

Speaker 5 And I feel like you'd lose some of that love for it if you lived and breathed it every single day from a business perspective.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's just in my blood. It truly is.
Taco Bell fire sauce runs through my veins.

Speaker 1 It would be fun if future us.

Speaker 5 What color is Taco Bell fire sauce?

Speaker 2 Orange. Look at the packet.

Speaker 1 It's red.

Speaker 2 They have an orange one.

Speaker 5 Yeah, that's no, that's fire is that's not, that's definitely not the fire one.

Speaker 1 Yeah. It's red.
It's 100% red.

Speaker 2 Fact of fiction, they have an orange hot sauce packet.

Speaker 1 They do.

Speaker 1 I think that's a mild sauce.

Speaker 1 It's not hot sauce.

Speaker 5 It's mild sauce.

Speaker 1 I like your takes. Maybe someday,

Speaker 1 you know what? Let's just agree to it right here. Like a suicide pact uh but not suicide let's one day own taco bell together i would

Speaker 5 i would love to own a taco i would has anybody ever had a taco bell or a fast food restaurant just installed in their house that they don't sell to other people but any day like on sunday you could go to your own personal chick-fil-a i was a commercial i did have for what

Speaker 1 Chipotle, I think. Oh.
I've always said that it, like, if I was a billionaire, I'd have a chili chili's in my basement.

Speaker 5 I honestly think I would have a Taco Bell and a Chick-fil-A in my house.

Speaker 7 I will say, by the time this airs, I believe the Raising Canes in New York City will have opened.

Speaker 2 We're Raising Canes. No free ads, Jake.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we are.

Speaker 1 I thought it's not free.

Speaker 1 They're going to pay for this one. All right, we'll bill them.
We'll Todd Graves do it back to Time. You're getting a bill,

Speaker 1 you're getting back to Taco Bell.

Speaker 5 I would love to have a medieval times just in my house, in my backyard.

Speaker 1 I've always wanted, I've actually looked into it. This is a very fat move that I'm just about to say out loud, but I've looked into a soft-serve ice cream machine.
Upkeep, very difficult. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So I wouldn't want to do

Speaker 1 daily, you have to clean it. I don't want to do that, but imagine if you could just go to your kitchen and just hit a fucking nozzle.

Speaker 2 It'd be like you're on a cruise every day of your life.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, man. I feel like I could just survive off ice cream.

Speaker 5 Can you imagine waking up in the morning?

Speaker 2 We could maybe swing that for the office, though. Yeah.

Speaker 1 If someone would clean it, I would, oh, man, I would just only eat ice cream. I'd be like David Bowie when he got addicted to cocaine and only drank milk and ate hot peppers for a year.

Speaker 1 You look look great. You look great.

Speaker 5 He starred us with a fire album. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Just ice cream all day.

Speaker 1 Is that enough nutrition? With all the colours.

Speaker 1 You got waffle coffee.

Speaker 5 You got calcium. Maybe some sprinkles on there to get your fruits and vegetables.

Speaker 1 Cubby bears. A cherry on top.
Yeah. Yeah, there it is.
One of the ones that you're going to be. She's soaked in sugar.
Yeah. What is it? The

Speaker 5 maraschino cherries.

Speaker 1 Yeah. They're just soaked in sugar.
You're like, man, I love cherries.

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 5 It is really a dream to walk downstairs in the morning and you just get Taco Bell for breakfast every day in your house.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 5 I don't think it'd be that expensive.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 Okay, let's do it. Who's up first? I think it is Jake and Billy.
Yep.

Speaker 7 Yes. Big Taco Bell guys.

Speaker 1 So Jake and Billy. Jake, you love Taco Bell.
First.

Speaker 7 I've totally had it more than once in my life.

Speaker 5 You've only had Taco Bell once?

Speaker 1 What the fuck?

Speaker 4 Yeah, when I was like 10.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. We're about to get some Pander picks.

Speaker 5 And also, no, this is going to be pure Billy picks, which are going to be awful.

Speaker 1 It's going to be for you. Billies in my boat.
Oh. So we're just going to get it.

Speaker 2 That explains a lot, honestly, about both of you.

Speaker 1 Yes, it does.

Speaker 5 Taco Bell is pretty fucking trash. I'm just saying,

Speaker 1 it's fucking trash.

Speaker 5 It's trash. I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 You guys don't eat Taco Bell for like probably two different reasons.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it does, bro. The meat isn't real meat.
No, it is. It's very much whole shit.
That's fake destination.

Speaker 5 There's no fucking meat. We established that I think five years ago.
I think it's

Speaker 5 vegetarian. It's the best meat in the world.

Speaker 1 Technically. Growing up, I wasn't like my parents didn't let us eat a bunch of fast food.

Speaker 1 We'd get like McDonald's on road trips and stuff, but the one thing we were allowed, like my dad was like, Taco Bell. That's not really fast food.
And I agree. Yeah.

Speaker 2 People did like, you know, Italians do like big Sunday dinners. Whole family comes over.
We would do Sunday trips to Taco Bell.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. That rules.
That's awesome. Holy fuck.
That's incredible.

Speaker 5 All right, let's pick up grandma.

Speaker 1 We're going to the bell. You literally had the best life ever.

Speaker 1 Man. And why? Why are we going to be able to do that?

Speaker 2 I will say, I will be honest.

Speaker 1 I was such a bad kid to your parents.

Speaker 2 I don't know.

Speaker 2 That's something I ask myself all the time.

Speaker 1 You should have been thanking God every day that you got Taco Bell on Sundays.

Speaker 5 I love that instead of Sunday suppers with the family, like grandpa was coming over for four.

Speaker 1 No, just my immediate family.

Speaker 1 Just my immediate family. But yeah.

Speaker 2 That's awesome. We would do, you know,

Speaker 2 team dinners and stuff. It was great.
Like

Speaker 2 once a season, get the whole squad to Taco Bell.

Speaker 5 And if you're a new listener, you might not know this, but Hank was the person who gave the final seal of approval on Baja Blast.

Speaker 1 Yes. Yes.

Speaker 5 I also grew up around a lot of good Mexican places. Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Congratulations.
Like Taco Bell? No. Yeah.
Like actual mom and pop, like Taco Bridge. Oh, Oh, wow.
Very cool.

Speaker 2 It's literally a mom and pop for me. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 Mom and pot

Speaker 1 food brands.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 So we'll start with Jake and Billy and their BuzzFeed list, and then we'll go to the real Taco Bell cards. Mashable.
Mashable. Okay, Mashable, yeah.

Speaker 1 We've got some wild cards. I'd love to see their

Speaker 1 search history series just.

Speaker 1 Best Taco Bell item. Yeah.
Yeah. What is the most delicious Taco Bell? I've never had it.
Or had it once. Okay.
God.

Speaker 7 Number one, I've heard of this, the Crunch Rap Supreme.

Speaker 1 I've loved that going one one. I've loved that going one one.

Speaker 3 The most overrated thing on the menu.

Speaker 1 A green match.

Speaker 1 Crunch Wrap Supreme is good. It's good, but the most overrated ones.

Speaker 1 No, it's good.

Speaker 2 No, it's good.

Speaker 2 I don't even know what it would make the list if we had three teams of true Taco Bell heads, but it's a solid item.

Speaker 1 I'm going to be honest, I want to do our 4-4, just be like, Taco Bell's trash.

Speaker 5 I think that might just win us the thing.

Speaker 1 No, you have to do it.

Speaker 1 You don't want to do it.

Speaker 1 I think there's enough Taco Bell haters. Do it.

Speaker 5 You don't know anything about the internet, Billy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, do it.

Speaker 2 Whatever. And there's no haters.

Speaker 1 Nothing to hate. Crunch Rap Supreme is good, but it definitely is you've never had Taco Bell, and then you pick it number one because you saw it on a list.

Speaker 5 And you see the word Supreme. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 There really are no bad Taco Bell items.

Speaker 7 If we're stuck in this room, you guys should give us this and we'll eat it all for the first time.

Speaker 1 Oh, Taco Bell. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That would go bounce to death.

Speaker 5 Thank you for that. Then we're going to shit ourselves.

Speaker 1 That's a great idea, Jake.

Speaker 1 Yeah. You have to take more breaks.

Speaker 5 Jake, you would have to wear a diaper.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I would not make it out. Okay.

Speaker 1 So Jake is saying that it would be a great video if Billy and Jake lost Mount Rushmore season and had to eat Taco Bell in a 24-hour stream. Okay, first.
He said that. Connect first.

Speaker 1 I'm a team player. Vote however you want to vote, but remember he said that.

Speaker 7 Yeah, but remember, it's anonymous and you can't.

Speaker 1 I said that. I said, vote however you want to vote.

Speaker 5 I'm just giving you credit, Jake, for a great idea.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I'm for the people.
Yeah, I'm AEW Ls. I don't Morgan.

Speaker 5 I can't think of anything more entertaining with any combination of us in a room than Jake and Billy eating Taco Bell for 24 hours.

Speaker 1 That would be great. Yeah.
Okay. I've started to read meditation books.
I'm going to cook myself in a coma when I'm in that room. That's my plan.

Speaker 2 All right.

Speaker 1 Okay, Hank and Max.

Speaker 1 Let's do the real, let's start the real draft. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I mean,

Speaker 2 a lot of options, but I'm going to go with the one that in my life, because obviously people know my affiliation with Taco Bell, and this is the one that, you know, people people would come up to me the most that got taken off the menu for a while i think it's back in some capacity the mexican pizza oh okay

Speaker 2 when the mexican pizza got taken off people people were really upset i would legitimately get questions like hey like can you ask your dad when the mexican pizza is coming back so that one it's got to be for me just in terms of my real world experience

Speaker 5 we got all of our i think you just handed us the drafts hank yeah i'll be honest with you

Speaker 5 i i did not see this coming like what tremendous this is michael jordan falling to number three right now.

Speaker 1 This is incredible. So, PFT, we can just do whatever.
Why don't you say one?

Speaker 5 I'll say one. Yeah, number one.
Easy. Cheesy Gordita Crunch.
No doubt about it. Yeah.
This is insane. That's a better value pick than Jokic in the second round.

Speaker 5 Getting the CGC at number three.

Speaker 5 Oh, my God. I'm so happy with their draft already.

Speaker 1 And I am so happy with the next pick because it is the,

Speaker 1 I order it every single time I go to Taco Bell. It could be a side order.
It could be the main order.

Speaker 1 Doesn't matter. I always get a chalupa.
Chalupa,

Speaker 1 chalupa supreme. What? Oh, I don't say chalupa supreme.
That's fine. Well, I have to say specifically what is in it.
Yeah. Like what meat? Yeah, there's three options.
You're going to do that?

Speaker 1 What do you order? You don't get it. No, I think you get chalupa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 2 You get chalupas. You're at the draft room menu.
You don't say give me a chalupa supreme.

Speaker 1 No, I know. What do you say? Wait, but we get all chalupas.
You're going to do, we're going to split these up. I'm one item with a variation.
I guess, I guess. Yeah.

Speaker 5 No, we could chalupas. Chalupa, for sure.

Speaker 1 Fucking best.

Speaker 5 It also occurred to me that we're all debating the same like six ingredients that are repackaged in different ways. And you're like, no, yours sucks.

Speaker 1 But the chalupa has the fried, the fried shell.

Speaker 1 So my move usually is

Speaker 1 I'll go two chalupa chicken chalupas and then two beef chalupas and that will be just my side meal. That's a lot of food.
Yeah, no,

Speaker 1 I know. I love chalupas.
I could eat chalupas all day, every day. I dream about chalupas.

Speaker 11 I think everyone should have to do their order after the draft is over.

Speaker 2 Yes, my order is actually extremely basic, but

Speaker 2 this has been a new one.

Speaker 1 Let's just say we don't need to draft

Speaker 1 it. You guys do this every

Speaker 1 fucking Mal Rushmore.

Speaker 2 Shut up.

Speaker 1 Chalupa.

Speaker 2 Just chalupa. Like, me and Max are going to start doing it just so you guys see how annoying it is.
You guys take a pick and then suck the other one off. I mean, that was

Speaker 1 hard not to. Max's shaking his head.

Speaker 1 Yeah. It's hard not to.

Speaker 5 These are two incredible picks.

Speaker 2 But just like shut up until the end.

Speaker 5 I saw Max when I said cheesy Gordita Crunch, and he goes, Oh, God.

Speaker 8 I do love the cheesy Gordita.

Speaker 1 I don't know the whole point of this, though, is to debate.

Speaker 2 You guys aren't debating. You're just self-sucking.

Speaker 5 We're gassing our boys up.

Speaker 2 Yeah, and you're gaslighting the other boys down.

Speaker 5 It's called teamwork.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you can put Chalupa Supreme. They're the best thing ever.
You guys should honestly, like, Billy, you would love Chalupa Supreme. I'll try it.

Speaker 1 They're basically tacos, but the shell is fried like dough. It's the best thing ever.
Yeah, they're great. The best thing they ever made.

Speaker 2 I worked there when I was a good sophomore junior in high school. I worked there one summer.
Got to see all the behind-the-scenes. Meat is great.

Speaker 2 But making the chalupa shells was fun.

Speaker 2 Getting a crisp, like a fresh out of the fryer.

Speaker 1 Chalupas,

Speaker 1 they come out of the fryer or do they come from heaven?

Speaker 2 They get self-delivered from the sky, and then you just put them in the fryer for a second to get them crispy.

Speaker 1 Mana from heaven.

Speaker 5 Stork brings them by.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 2 I'm actually surprised this one got back. I felt a little bit bad when you guys were acting like you won the draft.
I thought you were going to take this pick. You didn't.

Speaker 2 So I would say you didn't win the draft because this is still on the board. Best menu item going right now:

Speaker 2 Grilled Cheese Burrito.

Speaker 1 That's my guy.

Speaker 1 I let Hank run.

Speaker 1 That's my 1-1.

Speaker 1 He's a great guy.

Speaker 1 I was so excited. He's really went with it.
It is.

Speaker 8 I wanted him to run with it.

Speaker 3 This is his thing, but I'm so happy we got it.

Speaker 8 Now

Speaker 3 we just won the draft.

Speaker 1 You guys have no idea.

Speaker 2 That is the best menu item they have. I'm just happy we got that

Speaker 1 that was like a that was a game seven winning bang from mike breed bang i think his mic was off and i knew when once you guys said it i was like if they take the grilled cheese burrito max is going to be devastated and you didn't so no it's good pick up good pick we had it on there great pick max yeah i i love the grilled cheese burrito yeah it's like

Speaker 5 it's it's the it's the goat okay We're going to go with the Flaming Hot Doritos Locos Tacos.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 5 I mean, it's a good menu item. Yeah.
I just like how it sounds.

Speaker 1 Yep.

Speaker 5 Have you ever had it?

Speaker 5 I

Speaker 5 saw it on commercials.

Speaker 1 It's not an everyday one.

Speaker 5 No.

Speaker 1 It's like a fun menu item.

Speaker 5 Yeah, it's good. It's a good menu.

Speaker 1 It's good. It's good.
I'm trying to be positive for you. For you guys, it's hard because I know you guys haven't had any of these things.

Speaker 5 If you gave me one of those, I would eat it. I would eat it.
And then I'd just imagine that it's wrapped in another soft shell with cheese in between. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, yeah.

Speaker 2 I mean, I feel like that.

Speaker 1 Like, Hank, would you, like, if you if you said you could order.

Speaker 2 Well, there's. Here's the thing.
And you guys are probably going to veto this because you're

Speaker 2 dictators. Okay.

Speaker 2 There's the cheesy Gordita Crunch.

Speaker 2 Now,

Speaker 2 for the new Taco Bell heads, you guys probably aren't as verse. It's our turn.

Speaker 5 No, I know. Okay, sorry.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 I was going to go. Go ahead, dictator, Hank.

Speaker 1 I was going to let him hit. I was going to let Hank go into it.

Speaker 5 And then you could take his pick.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Oh.

Speaker 5 You're too honest, Jake. Too honest.

Speaker 1 Way too honest.

Speaker 2 Well, you also don't know what I was about to say.

Speaker 5 Yeah. You're going to do a bullshit variation.

Speaker 7 Billy said flame and hot, Doritos Locos talk. Is that a difference? Are we just Doritos Locos talk?

Speaker 5 Put Flamin' Hot. Billy.
Flamin' Hot.

Speaker 1 Okay, so Dorito's Locos. No, Billy.

Speaker 5 Billy specifically took the Flamin' Hot.

Speaker 2 Yeah, because

Speaker 3 it sounds cool.

Speaker 1 Billy, you should... I can't believe you're going to take the ribeye.

Speaker 1 There's fucking ripped. What? Yes.
No fucking way.

Speaker 5 They do bison steak, too.

Speaker 1 All right, what's your next pick?

Speaker 8 This I've actually had.

Speaker 1 Are you not going to take it?

Speaker 5 The salad.

Speaker 1 This I've actually had

Speaker 1 napkins.

Speaker 8 Baja Blast.

Speaker 1 Okay. Okay, good pick.

Speaker 7 The frozen Baja Blast at 7-Eleven, the Slurpee, is so good.

Speaker 1 You're ordering from Taco Bell. Yeah, no, I'm just saying.
I've had the regular, too.

Speaker 5 You're taking Baja Blast soda. Yeah.

Speaker 7 That's how it was introduced to that flavor.

Speaker 1 Baja Blast when I put some vodka in it in college was awesome. That's never done that.
That's a different thing. Yeah.

Speaker 7 I'm saying that's how I got introduced to the flavor was the Slurpee.

Speaker 8 Got it. Because they had a partnership.

Speaker 1 That's actually perfect for you guys. Like, your Taco Bell draft is mashable and things you bought at 7-Eleven.
So Baja Blast. It's actually delicious.

Speaker 2 There was a lot of drama between Taco Bell, I think, and Pepsi and Pepsi wanting to expand Baja Blast and Taco Bell having the exclusive rights and being like, no.

Speaker 1 No, you're not doing it. I actually took a while.

Speaker 5 I like the fact that it's exclusive to Taco Bell.

Speaker 1 It's not like anymore.

Speaker 2 What? Jake literally just said he got it at 7-Eleven.

Speaker 1 It's everywhere. Years ago, yeah.

Speaker 2 It was like a.

Speaker 5 But you can't buy Baja Blast in a store, right?

Speaker 1 Yeah, you can.

Speaker 2 What?

Speaker 1 It was a long legal dispute.

Speaker 5 I don't like that.

Speaker 1 Okay. Next up.

Speaker 1 So what do we got so far? Read it off real quick.

Speaker 5 Here comes a fake Hank bakery.

Speaker 7 We have Crunch Rap Supreme, Flamin' Hot Doritos, Local Tacos, Baja Blast. Hank has Mexican pizza, grilled cheese burrito.
You guys have Cheesy Gordita Crunch, Chalupa Supreme.

Speaker 4 Okay.

Speaker 2 See, that's the thing. And I'm fine.

Speaker 1 Whatever.

Speaker 2 There is a cool ranch, Cheesy Gordita Crunch. There's a cool Ranch Doritos, Cheesy Gordita Crunch.

Speaker 1 That might, I think that's the meat is like, there's the meat doesn't change. I think you can take that.
Like, that's a different menu item. Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 Like, we're not doing like chicken, steak, like, that's the difference I was saying.

Speaker 3 Yeah, it's just, it's just the one.

Speaker 1 It's what it comes in, right? The outside is what the pick is. The inside is, there's three items for inside.
You just go with that.

Speaker 2 All right, so we'll take. I'll get all of that.
So I can take the cool Ranch Doritos, Cheesy Gorditi Crunch.

Speaker 1 I'd agree.

Speaker 2 Goat, I mean, it's a cheesy gritty to crunch with the Cool Ranch Dorito taco inside of it.

Speaker 1 Is it? Is that what it is? Yeah.

Speaker 5 I thought that it was a flaming hot with a Cool Ranch dressing on it.

Speaker 11 I feel like it should just be all variations of one item.

Speaker 1 So you think that they just get...

Speaker 11 They get the loco taco. Yeah.

Speaker 7 Okay.

Speaker 1 All right, so we're so sad, but it would mean you guys can't that?

Speaker 1 Okay. I guess.

Speaker 7 So we're changing ours to Doritos Locus tacos.

Speaker 1 Hank, it's the Flamin' Hot Cool Ranch cheesy Gordita Crunch.

Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah. Because then they could just take the

Speaker 11 nacho cheese, cheesy Gordita Crunch, and then everyone has the Gordita Crunch on the.

Speaker 1 Yeah, there's variation. Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 7 You're right. So I'm deleting our Flamin' Hot.
And we're just taking Doritos Locus tacos. Yes.

Speaker 1 I think that makes sense. Max is correct.

Speaker 1 Good producing, Max.

Speaker 7 So they still have to make the third pick.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Henry.

Speaker 2 Daniel.

Speaker 2 Just thinking about, you know, shifts in my family's life and menu items that really, really pushed us over the edge. I feel like this one was a game changer when it came out.
Volcano Taco.

Speaker 1 All right. All right.

Speaker 5 I didn't know you were a spicy guy.

Speaker 2 I'm not necessarily, but I'm.

Speaker 1 I've noted him as a guy.

Speaker 2 It was a game-changing menu.

Speaker 5 It put you through one semester of college.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's all I could make it through. Yeah.

Speaker 5 Put Hank through college.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 All right. Good pick.
All right.

Speaker 1 We have pretty much the open portal.

Speaker 5 We've got a lot going on right now.

Speaker 5 I personally am a massive fan of number four.

Speaker 5 Okay. I think it might be the best item on the entire minion.

Speaker 1 Should we do that? And then I just texted you that. And should we just take that? Yeah.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I like that. That's the idea.

Speaker 1 Because I think that it's

Speaker 1 the thing, and we get it.

Speaker 5 This is a good draft. Yeah.

Speaker 5 For our third pick, we're going to do the breakfast crunch wrap breakfast crunch wrap might be the best fast food menu item in america it's that good it is perfect i usually get it with sausage you can get with bacon it is

Speaker 1 we're getting i can't did they get the crunch wrap i can't

Speaker 2 breakfast crunch wrap is an entirely different item oh so it's a breakfast menu it's got a Toritos cheese-gorita crunch and a regular cheese-gorditari crunch is the same but a crunch wrap and a breakfast crunch wraps up no you're not no you're not matched it's another no you're not Max.

Speaker 1 This is a different menu.

Speaker 5 It's got completely different ingredients altogether.

Speaker 1 They're two different menus. What's the name? Order breakfast, crunch wrap, only direct breakfast wrap.
What was your guys' first name?

Speaker 5 It's got eggs and hash browns

Speaker 5 and cheese.

Speaker 2 Interesting.

Speaker 1 And it'd be like ordering hash browns and fries. Like, they're different things.

Speaker 2 Wait, so like shaloopa and shalupa supremes.

Speaker 5 That's fine. You know what? Fine.
That's just one with sour cream on it.

Speaker 1 Be like that. Be like that.
I'm just,

Speaker 1 we're making rulings.

Speaker 2 I'm just trying to clarify.

Speaker 4 The name is the name.

Speaker 1 Okay. Okay.

Speaker 5 This is under protest officially.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 7 Wait, but your guys have like breakfast items.

Speaker 1 Yes, it's breakfast crunch wrap. It's the same name.

Speaker 5 It's a breakfast crunch wrap. It's entirely different, completely different.
It's a different menu.

Speaker 1 You can't order it.

Speaker 5 And it's a million times better from regular.

Speaker 7 I think I might decide with them on this one.

Speaker 5 Let's put it to a vote.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 5 Does breakfast crunch wrap count?

Speaker 1 Raise your hand.

Speaker 5 Raise your hand for yes.

Speaker 8 Yeah, it's Bill.

Speaker 7 It's up to Billy.

Speaker 5 Who's going to let me eat my Chipotle burrito in here?

Speaker 1 I will. I'll talk about that.
I will. I will.
I'll vote for you guys. I'll buy it.
I'll vote for you guys. All right, so that counts.

Speaker 1 Okay, our last pick. And this might get contentious.
You guys can tell us right now.

Speaker 1 I'm happy if you think that it's...

Speaker 1 If you want to fight it, Max, go ahead. Fight every pick.
That's fine.

Speaker 1 Little bitch.

Speaker 1 I was on your side for that. I know.
I was joking.

Speaker 1 We're going to go with the probably the greatest sauce in the world, fire sauce.

Speaker 5 Fire sauce. Red.

Speaker 1 We get the red sauce.

Speaker 5 It's the red sauce packet.

Speaker 1 The fire sauce is the, I dream about Taco Bell fire sauce.

Speaker 5 You can put it on any menu item, including the Cinnabon Delights, and it makes it better.

Speaker 1 I used to

Speaker 1 just,

Speaker 1 they have different sauces, but the fire sauce is the best

Speaker 1 sauce. It's not that spicy.
It's picante. It's like the perfect amount of spice.

Speaker 1 I would go and just take a bunch of fire sauces and then just put it on all non-Taco Bell things for the rest of the week.

Speaker 5 That's how good it is.

Speaker 5 Every family in America has a drawer in their, either their refrigerator or right next to their refrigerator that's filled with Taco Bell hot sauces that you just keep and you take them out for special occasions.

Speaker 5 Have you tried to eat like a regular soft taco with no fire sauce? Yes.

Speaker 1 Doesn't really work.

Speaker 1 But you took the volcano thing.

Speaker 1 Jake, to answer your question, there's a hotter sauce. So it's not the hottest.
So it's not the hottest. There's an extreme sauce, fire sauce.
Diablo sauce. Diablo sauce.

Speaker 1 It is the fire sauce in the black packet.

Speaker 3 That's the Diablo. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Fire sauce is the perfect amount of heat, and it's just a delicious, delicious sauce. I put on everything I get at Taco Bell.
I'm going to order it to be. Max, you like that.
You do like that.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I just want to apologize to my grandfather.

Speaker 2 Probably listening, my dad.

Speaker 2 I think I let the family down.

Speaker 1 We should have your dad grade this.

Speaker 2 We'll finish.

Speaker 5 Actually, can you have your dad submit his picks?

Speaker 1 Obviously, I did. Oh.

Speaker 5 So you took your dad's picks.

Speaker 2 Some of them.

Speaker 1 So it sounds like PFTNI were the only ones who just went off the dome. Well,

Speaker 1 you wouldn't have anything to submit.

Speaker 2 I have literally my entire life, except for when I work there, I'd make custom off-the-menu items

Speaker 2 for myself. You can include one of those.
Fire. Well, it's like, doesn't matter.

Speaker 5 I want to know, tell me about the

Speaker 1 Taco Bell.

Speaker 2 The cheesy-gritty crunch variations I would make would be unbelievable. Like, oh.

Speaker 5 What would you put in them?

Speaker 2 Like, I would put the first layer down, cheese, some nacho cheese. So it's like five-layer cheese.
Uh-huh.

Speaker 2 Maybe sometimes beef in the first layer, and then put chicken inside the hard taco. So it was like two different types of meat, five different types of cheeses, lettuce, pico de guy.

Speaker 1 That sounds like a banger. Oh, it does.

Speaker 5 I love it. I wish I was high right now, so I could imagine it being high.

Speaker 11 I wish we got Taco Bell today.

Speaker 5 I'm getting Taco Bell right now.

Speaker 1 Do you want some, Max? It's so good.

Speaker 2 It's so good. But my whole life, which is, this is going to, like, I would, I, soft tacos, cheesy gorgeous crunch.
I I had a phase with the crunch wrap, but

Speaker 2 that's all I've ever ate. Okay, so what's your pick? And now the grilled cheese burrito and for dessert, cinnamon twist.

Speaker 1 Yes, so what's your what's your pick? Cinnamon twist. Cinnamon twist? Okay, good pick.
Yeah, good pick.

Speaker 2 It's not,

Speaker 2 it's not gonna, it's your guys', it pops off the board.

Speaker 1 Well, here's the thing.

Speaker 2 I was thinking about it. Fire sauce is bullshit.
Breakfast crunch wrap is bullshit.

Speaker 1 But here's the thing. I was thinking about doing cinnamon twist, but I can't.
I was thinking about eating Taco Bell without fire sauce. It's not possible.
It is possible. It is not.
It is the best.

Speaker 1 Max backs me up on that. You know the fire sauce is.
But I like cinnamon twist. Cinnamon Twist is a good pick.
That's a nice, like, evens everything out.

Speaker 5 Okay, last pick.

Speaker 1 Ribeye?

Speaker 5 Turn around, walk out of the store, and go to Chipotle.

Speaker 2 No free ads, Billy.

Speaker 1 Disgusting. Put that on the board.
Billy, Taco Bell on the board.

Speaker 5 Taco Bell and Chipotle are two completely different restaurants. Yes.
No.

Speaker 1 Do that one.

Speaker 7 The queserito.

Speaker 1 Okay. All right.
Exit pig. Discontinue? It is.

Speaker 5 You can make your own kind of

Speaker 1 queso rito.

Speaker 8 Yeah, that plays with

Speaker 1 Mexican pizza.

Speaker 5 Not on the menu. You can take past menu.

Speaker 11 Mexican pizza is on the menu, I think.

Speaker 1 It goes back and forth.

Speaker 1 Okay, good draft. What else? Hank, I was actually shocked when you were doing that diatribe.
Soft tacos do, like, that is a staple. Just the same tacos.
Like, that's.

Speaker 1 So if we're doing, should we do our orders when we go? What we get? Yeah, everyone do their order. Okay.

Speaker 2 I do the cheese-gornita crunch and two soft tacos meal.

Speaker 2 Now I add the grilled cheese burrito, Mexican twist, cinnamon twists.

Speaker 1 You know what else got left off, Hank, that I thought you were going to take? Chicken quesadillas.

Speaker 8 I texted him that.

Speaker 1 That would be my order.

Speaker 5 That's a great value. I see the chicken.

Speaker 11 The sauce that comes on the chicken quesadilla makes it an absolute game changer.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I bosh that draft.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So my order at Taco Bell usually is one soft taco beef,

Speaker 1 two chicken chaloopas, one beef chalupa, a chicken quesadilla, chips and sauce, cinnamon twists. Baja blast.
How many calories?

Speaker 1 That's excessive. That's pretty good.
That's legitimately two and a half calories.

Speaker 1 You start with the soft taco to get yourself warmed up. Then you go to the chalupas and then mix in the quesadilla in the chalupas.

Speaker 1 So like eat a chalupa, have a bite of quesadilla, go back to the chalupa, then finish off with some chips and the cinnamon twists. I'm very

Speaker 1 hungry. That's a good one.

Speaker 8 That's such a fat move that I'm going to

Speaker 1 say it.

Speaker 1 PFT has to go. PFT has to to go.
No one could be. I mean, I just did like a 1,500-calorie meal.

Speaker 1 Okay. All right.

Speaker 5 This is the perfect meal. Okay.
Nacho's Bel Grande starts you off. You get cheesy Gordita Crunch.
You get one Doritos taco. And then you get a grilled cheese steak burrito.
Baja Blast.

Speaker 5 And if it's, I also really love the Cinnabon Delights.

Speaker 1 Those are so good. I feel as if those were still a thing.

Speaker 5 Yeah, Cinnabon Delights are elite.

Speaker 1 So good.

Speaker 2 That's like a collab thing, though. Yes.
It's not pure Taco Bell.

Speaker 1 I still like it.

Speaker 2 No, I know. They're good.

Speaker 2 I had those in the morning, too. Yeah.

Speaker 5 That's my breakfast move. I get one hash brown breakfast crunch wrap, and then I get Cinnabon.

Speaker 1 Delicious.

Speaker 11 I have variations of my order. It's whether I want to be very fat or just fat.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'll cut out one of my three chalupas if I want to be on a diet.

Speaker 8 So, yeah. So

Speaker 11 mine goes no matter what, chicken, grilled, cheese, burrito all day. Like, it can't go without getting the chicken, grilled, cheese, burrito.

Speaker 1 It's the base. It's a foundation.

Speaker 11 Foundation. Then you go side

Speaker 11 as a cheesy Gordita crunch, just the beef with the loco taco cheesy Gordita crunch. And then my third and final item, this is where I go from fat, very fat, to little fat.

Speaker 11 I either get a chicken quesadilla, add rice, fat move by adding rice, but the great texture by adding rice.

Speaker 5 I do like the texture, yeah.

Speaker 11 Or if I want to go little fat, the Chipotle chicken melt, which is basically the same thing as a quesadilla, just smaller.

Speaker 5 Add rice.

Speaker 5 When you order so much, when you make a way too big order of Taco Bell, you get completely opposite reactions depending on your mood at the time.

Speaker 5 You can either fall asleep immediately or you can not sleep because you're too full.

Speaker 5 And I never know which one's going to happen to me.

Speaker 5 You have to strike that perfect balance and get just enough to be satisfied, full, and your body knows that you just ate ate Taco Bell and is satisfied without overdoing it, which is very hard to do.

Speaker 2 There's also some Baja shalupas were the goat. They got rid of those.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Those are

Speaker 1 just so fun. The delivery taco.
Oh, that was the other thing I do.

Speaker 2 I would do, I would do shalupa cheesy cordita crunches.

Speaker 2 You would make that? Yeah.

Speaker 1 That sounds fire. Yeah, that sounds incredible.

Speaker 5 They should hire us just to invent new menu items.

Speaker 1 That's the best part about Taco Bell: if you just keep adding all the items together and just make a bigger and bigger taco, it's even.

Speaker 5 It's I would do. Oh, how about this? A Mexican pizza quesadilla.

Speaker 1 Good. Damn.
So last time I got Taco Bell, I'm

Speaker 1 here.

Speaker 5 The first time you had Taco Bell, you mean? No, I had three of those beef burritos and I shat myself in a lacrosse tournament. That's awesome.

Speaker 5 So that's why I kind of didn't really fuck with Taco Bell after that. It was like seventh grade.
It was really embarrassing.

Speaker 1 Sounds like you couldn't control your bowel.

Speaker 2 Sounds like a U-problem, man. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 5 You and Jake handshake bowel issues.

Speaker 1 God damn it, taco bell so good just wait like i got some on the way right now late night late night after the bars going to taco bell there's one on on the main dragon on state street in madison there was also one right next to wrigley that they got rid of when they did the renovate that one was awesome you know what's you know what's great about taco bell it's a restaurant that you can drive past and if they have the old logo and signage like the brown logo you're like we have to stop there it's one of the old taco bells yeah the old the the one at wrigley was uh it had it it it had like a parking lot which like you don't see in that area yeah it was like this is talk probably always filled yeah i mean think about how sick this was uh i was a freshman in college and i had one of the old neon signs from the store and i had that it's a huge it was like this you know six feet had that on my wall and then just all the beer boxes surrounding it in my room yeah it's gangster that is pretty gangster that is gangster uh one time

Speaker 2 you could like see it from the cafeteria. You'd be like, oh, the neon signs on.

Speaker 5 When I was in high school, I didn't have a date. I didn't have a date to homecoming until like a week before the dance.

Speaker 5 And the person that I ended up going with also didn't have a date until like the week before the dance. And it was too late to make a reservation with our friends.

Speaker 5 Chris?

Speaker 1 Your son?

Speaker 1 Chris Sr. I went with my mom.

Speaker 5 No, so we go. And we start looking for these restaurants that we can go out to.
All the big local restaurants are filled. They're booked up with reservations.
And we just went to Taco Bell.

Speaker 5 And she was wearing a dress. I was wearing my suit and tie.
And we sat down at Taco Bell, had a great meal.

Speaker 1 It's the best. It's the best.
Taco Bell forever.

Speaker 5 Nine months later. Yeah,

Speaker 1 just that sound.

Speaker 1 That is an iconic sound.

Speaker 2 Also, those commercials,

Speaker 2 like food commercials don't phase me. I don't know how you feel as a bigger guy, but food.

Speaker 1 Are you talking to Max? Food, both of you.

Speaker 2 Either one of you. Food commercials don't phase me normally, but if I'm high and then you see like a slow-mo

Speaker 2 like burrito with the fire coming up, you're like, oh my god, I need Taco Bell. That never, that never, if I'm watching it, just watching it, I'm like, whatever.

Speaker 2 But when you're, when you're a little bit stoned and the slow-mo fire and like the burrito just smashes against the ground and the cheese goes everywhere, you're like, oh my god, I need to go to Taco Bell right now.

Speaker 1 And when you ask if food commercials phase us, just ask yourself, how did you end up with 40 papadillas on this 75th birthday? So yes, food commercials do phase me. They work.

Speaker 5 They work on me. Hank's so right, though, about the burrito hitting the ground.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 just slapping it. Get the seasoning flying off.
Yeah, that's just fresh.

Speaker 5 And there's like a fire in the background.

Speaker 1 It's so good. You're just like, oh.

Speaker 1 You're like, oh, my God.

Speaker 5 You have that moment where you're stone on the couch and you and your buddy look at each other and you just start smiling because you know he's thinking what you're thinking. Yes.

Speaker 5 Yeah, we got to go to the bell.

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I saw the, I think I follow you on Instagram. I saw the, the, the trailer, and I'm in.
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I just did this event for like NASCAR.

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Speaker 13 then they're like, when is the movie? And I'm like,

Speaker 13 January 7th.

Speaker 13 Like to like millions of people. I'm like, it's January 7th.
Check it out. I'm like, this is a long intro for the,

Speaker 13 we're really promoting this movie several months out. But no, thank you for saying July.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I got you. And we're excited to have you on.
You are the Workaholics trilogy. We actually were supposed to have you on in 2019.

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So you were going to be the first.

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So I appreciate that.

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So thanks, thanks for having me.

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I mean, when I saw the preview for it and you're working with Piers Braz,

Speaker 5 I immediately thought, like,

Speaker 5 that dude must be one of the most intimidating guys to be in a room with just because he's so devastatingly handsome.

Speaker 13 Yeah, I tend to work with very handsome men.

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Speaker 13 it's like me, Zach Efron, me,

Speaker 13 the Hemsworths, you know, me, and now Pierce Brosnan. So

Speaker 13 yeah, I mean, he's, he's obviously wildly handsome, but

Speaker 13 he's also like really fucking cool, like very cool. Like, I was so surprised, you know, like, cause he's in a totally different world than I'm in.
Like, I went to a, um,

Speaker 13 an art show of his. He like does art and he had his first ever art show.
And I show up and there's people pulling up and like rolls royces

Speaker 13 and there's a guy with a monocle like there's a man with a monocle

Speaker 1 okay

Speaker 13 so i immediately don't fit in like there's guys with scarves the paul mitchell guy is there like the guy from the paul mitchell commercials with the long ponytail uh-huh he's kicking it there with them so uh i'm like we run in totally separate worlds but uh but he's super super cool the monocle must be a cool look to see out in public i don't know that I've ever seen a man wearing a monocle like in real life, but if a guy walks into a room and he's just rocking that one spectacle, you're like, that dude is by far the richest guy here.

Speaker 13 Absolutely. You have to have at least a cool 100 mil in the bank to even think about rocking a monocle.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Monocle is like...

Speaker 1 maybe steal your dalmatians, maybe rob a train.

Speaker 13 Yeah, you're making a code out of family pets if you have a monocle for sure.

Speaker 5 A magician assassin.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's a vibe changer for sure, the monocle.

Speaker 1 So we pride ourselves on this show of never asking the same old boring questions, but instead asking about the same old boring questions, a roundabout way to make us seem like we're really good at our job.

Speaker 1 So how, is it cool that you got hit by a cement truck when you were a kid? Because that's a story you can tell on interviews?

Speaker 5 Dude, so cool. I honestly,

Speaker 13 after it happened, I came out of the coma and be like,

Speaker 13 this will be good for Fallon.

Speaker 1 It's an icebreaker. It's something.

Speaker 13 I saw it in a vision.

Speaker 13 Cole Bear's gonna love this.

Speaker 13 I don't know why I was falling there, but I mean, yeah, you know,

Speaker 13 it's fucking wild, dude. Like, I think about it, I'm, I'm, uh, I'm getting older now.
I'm getting older and I, uh, like, my body is falling apart.

Speaker 13 Like, my, I ripped my groin last year, and it like has not healed. And now I have like just sharpshooting pains down my legs, and the doctors truly can't figure it out.

Speaker 13 And now that they just go, well, you were hit by a cement truck.

Speaker 1 And that's like every doctor just like, well, there wasn't any.

Speaker 13 Yeah, you were hit by a cement truck. So this isn't on me as a doctor.
So you were hit by a cement truck. But

Speaker 13 as far as like telling,

Speaker 13 you know,

Speaker 13 having great things to say on Ellen, it's really been a blessing it truly has it's also like in terms of trucks getting hit by a cement truck has to be the top of the list in terms of badass like if you get hit by a pickup truck okay whatever the only truck that would be funnier would have been a garbage truck yeah garbage truck would have been like damn i fucking blew it when i was choosing which truck to get hit by as an 11 year old i i blew it i i was like well cement truck's funny dive yeah i've read the story and there were three trucks that passed and then the fourth one got you probably saw the other ones you're like no that's not not that one not that one i'm good okay i got this yeah yeah it was it was like three symmetrics are going up the hill while two were coming down i lived in the suburbs so you know new houses are being built every damn day so like three were going up two are coming down and As the third one was passed, my friend was on the other side of the street and he yells, come on.

Speaker 13 And I took that as coast is clear. And he just meant like, come on.
I'm a little kid wanting to go to the convenience store.

Speaker 13 We used to go and like rip pages out of like the Playboys and the penthouse.

Speaker 1 Yes, yes.

Speaker 13 When we were like 11.

Speaker 13 I don't know why we just didn't steal these damn magazines. We were making way too much noise, ripping pages out, but that was our genius plan.
So that's what we were going to do.

Speaker 13 And then I think he was just... too horned up to realize that his friend was going to get hit by a cement truck.

Speaker 1 I actually disagree on the garbage truck because I think cement truck, like when a guy gets hit over the middle in football, it's like, damn, he got hit by a cement truck.

Speaker 1 Like, that is the baddest thing to do. You get hit by a cement truck because in your head, you know, it's not how it works, but you think, like, that's a truck made of cement.

Speaker 13 Sure. And I think that's a difference between us, Big Cat.
You go with what's the badass, and I go with what is the funniest.

Speaker 1 Yeah, true.

Speaker 1 It's sad to think.

Speaker 1 Admittedly, I blew it.

Speaker 13 A cement truck, a steamroller would have been

Speaker 13 like cartoon funny. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Just flat.

Speaker 13 I got stuck with cement truck.

Speaker 5 There's probably somebody in history that has been killed by getting run over by a clown car.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 5 Just a car filled with

Speaker 5 like seven clowns going on.

Speaker 13 Like, yeah, of course, he got killed, but if he didn't get killed, you have to then become a comedian. Like, if you don't, that's a wasted life.

Speaker 13 Like, you're looking back at your life when you're an old person. You're like.

Speaker 13 I just worked in aluminum siding for 40 years. Like, what the fuck did I do? Like, I had the great opportunity to become a fantastic comedian.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's how Spider-Man became Spider-Man. Like, you hit by a clown car, you got to be the funniest guy in the world.

Speaker 1 Exactly.

Speaker 5 So I was reading a little bit about how you, you know, you, you dealt with your rehab from that situation, and you would call into radio shows and do impressions.

Speaker 5 I'm pretty sure that's how Frank Caliendo got started doing impressions too, right? Yeah. He had like debilitating.

Speaker 13 back injuries and he was just in bed working on his impressions all the time and then he would start calling into radio shows and that's like the springboard of his career you guys have like kind of a similar origin story i did not know that about frank that was one of my first he used to have a show on like tbs i want to say yeah called uh frank tv and that was one of my very first gigs i i did like two or three episodes on frank tv uh yeah so So yeah, evidently me and Frank have a lot in common.

Speaker 5 Do you still do the impressions?

Speaker 13 No, it was all like, I just did like kind of a dumb girl who would talk about like Omaha specific problems. And then I would do Chris Farley and, but talking about very Omaha specific.

Speaker 13 I'm from Omaha, so just doing very Omaha-specific things.

Speaker 13 But then Omaha, then Farley died, which I was, one, I was devastated because he was my hero and still is. I think the guy was so damn funny.

Speaker 13 But then also, because I was in, what, seventh or eighth grade and I couldn't do this impression anymore. And it was just starting to like gain traction.

Speaker 13 They told me I would call onto the radio station every day and do like three or four different characters. And then they were like, You have to come in.
Like, we want to put you on the staff.

Speaker 13 And so I had my mom take me downtown and like wheel me out with my legs fully extended, fully in cast, and wheel me into the radio station. And they were like,

Speaker 13 Oh, you're a crippled child?

Speaker 13 We can't, we can't pay you we thought you were an adult person uh so then they would give me like free

Speaker 13 you know uh concert tickets so and free cds so i have all like the cranberry cds and all the sweet sweet goo-goo dolls i can handle hell yes

Speaker 13 but then yeah so then farley died and i couldn't do that impression so then i like made the very poor choice of doing farley from the grave oh

Speaker 1 i think you could get away with doing that now

Speaker 1 yeah like

Speaker 13 It was like a week afterwards. I'm like, I got to do it.
I got to do it.

Speaker 1 They need me. They need me.
The people need me. I've given a respectful amount of time.

Speaker 13 The Omaha drive time hour won't be the same unless they hear my Farley impression.

Speaker 1 That's fantastic.

Speaker 13 As a 13-year-old boy.

Speaker 1 That's fantastic. So you mentioned Omaha.
You

Speaker 1 grew up at the perfect time for Nebraska football because I would imagine,

Speaker 1 so I'm a Big Ten guy. I went to Wisconsin.
I would love to hear where your head is at because when you're what 10, 11, 12, you're winning national titles and as an adult, there's been nothing.

Speaker 1 So you had to basically do the whole story arc of like, wait, where'd Nebraska go? Why aren't we Nebraska anymore?

Speaker 13 Well, and what's cool and delusional about Nebraska fans is we

Speaker 13 every year

Speaker 13 100% every at the top of the year.

Speaker 5 We're like, this is the year.

Speaker 13 something's gonna click in place, and this is the year. The magic of 95 is gonna be back.
And obviously, it has has not been the case. Um,

Speaker 13 yeah, I was like, I remember some of my earliest, the first beer I ever tasted was

Speaker 13 1995, I think. We won the championship, and we go, my family goes downtown with another family to like see people like in the streets.

Speaker 13 And Omaha just like converged on Dodge Street, which is like our main thoroughfare.

Speaker 13 And people were like cracking beers and popping their trunks and filling their trunks with ice and just having beer everywhere and celebrating, shooting fireworks off, kitties.

Speaker 13 It was a mind-blowing for like a 10-year-old boy. And my friend was like, Yo, we should grab a beer.
And I was like,

Speaker 13 Absolutely. It's a celebration.
I see my parents celebrating like this. I have to celebrate.
And then, you know, tasted my first,

Speaker 13 you know, room room temperature bush light, and it's never been the same, baby.

Speaker 1 So where are you at now, though? Like, it's, I mean, new coach.

Speaker 1 That Scott Frost thing, like, from, like, I'm sure your family, like, that had to have kind of killed you guys a little bit just because whenever the prodigal son goes back and doesn't do it, it's like something,

Speaker 1 a small part of the memories before die a little bit. I know you can't take away championships, but a little piece of him in Nebraska uniform feels different now.

Speaker 13 Dude, and it was so because he looks, if you were to draw what a person from Nebraska looks like, it's Scott Frost.

Speaker 13 You know, just like strong-jawed, like ready to like carry hay and husk corn, fucking just run 40 yards with a pig.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 13 That's what he looks like. And the fact that he couldn't get it done, it just sucks so bad.
Also, I guess he was like, you know, word on the street is he was like, fucking co-eds left in mask.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 13 So you're like, buddy, get your fucking shit together, man.

Speaker 13 And the fact that he, UCF,

Speaker 13 he like took them from nothing to they won like 12 games in a row or something fucking nuts. Yeah.
So yeah, it was, it was super disappointing. I'm hoping the new coach can get it done.
He seems like,

Speaker 13 you know, every, every time we get a new coach, we're like, he seems like the guy. He does seem like salted the earth this one.

Speaker 1 And then, yeah.

Speaker 5 Well, Bo Polini was a great coach for you guys, a friend of ours. We, we like Bo, but he just didn't kiss anybody's ass, so they got him out.

Speaker 13 I fucking love Bo Polini.

Speaker 13 I've got to meet, except for Scott Frost, I didn't meet him, but I met Riley. I met Polini, and

Speaker 13 Polini scared the shit out of me.

Speaker 13 I've met presidents, you know, that I'm less intimidated by than Bo Polini. And you could tell he did not give a fuck about meeting me, even a little bit.

Speaker 13 Most people will pretend, you know, they're like, hey, he's an actor. We want to meet him.
And then they're like, oh, hi.

Speaker 13 He was like, mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 And I'm like,

Speaker 13 yes, sir. Anything you want, sir.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 5 He wanted to kill me the first time that he met me because I had long hair.

Speaker 1 Yeah. He literally was just staring at PFT being like, what's what are you, a hippie or something? Like, what's going on here? Why aren't you have a military cut? I love it.
But now we're friends.

Speaker 5 He's a great dude. Yeah.

Speaker 13 He's, he's fantastic, man. And, and, like,

Speaker 13 yeah, it was, it was just, he didn't play by the Nebraska playbook of like, we have to just be so damn nice all the time and you can't get angry and you can't show emotion,

Speaker 13 which was Tom Osborne's thing. And, you know,

Speaker 13 bless him. He did a great job with what he did, but you can't put everyone into a box, right? So like every coach is going to coach a different way.
And we were winning then.

Speaker 13 We weren't winning championships, but we were winning eight, nine games a season. That's better than the four or five games we win now.

Speaker 5 I always think that Nebraska is cursed because they didn't recruit Danny Woodhead from in-state to go play running back at Nebraska.

Speaker 5 They let him do his pro day at Nebraska just to show off what a great athlete that he was, but they didn't even offer the kid. He was like the best high school athlete of all time.

Speaker 13 I mean, yeah, we've blown it so many times too. Like Burrow, Joe Burrow wanted to come play at Nebraska.
That's bad. He wanted to come play.
He said he wanted to go to Nebraska.

Speaker 13 And then we were like, we're good. We got one of the Martinezes here.
I feel like we've had a Martinez as quarterback for the last 25 years, but we got another one. So we're good.

Speaker 13 You'll never hear from them ever again, but you'll go on to be a fantastic quarterback and make it to the NFL. Yeah.
Yeah. So yeah, we suck, man.

Speaker 13 It's, it's, uh, it is disappointing, but tell you what. Come

Speaker 13 this fall, I'm going to be wearing my Nebraska red and white, and I'm going to be thinking that we're going to take the championship again this year. My

Speaker 13 best buddy, he has a tattoo that says

Speaker 13 it's like a Nebraska like helmet. And then it says national championships.
And then right beneath it, very small, he wrote next year.

Speaker 1 So he always, he always pointed the tattoo next year, baby. We got it.
Great. I love that.

Speaker 1 You've been in so many things that I've loved. You were in Mike and Dave's wedding, Nita Wedding Date.
Peter Chernin, our former boss,

Speaker 1 we did a whole thing for it. It was a great movie.
Obviously, pitch perfect. I've seen all of them.
Uh, what's your favorite thing you've done outside of Workaholics?

Speaker 13 Uh, I mean, not to just hype this movie, uh, because I am, uh, The Outlaws, dude. It was so fucking fun.
And it was what was so cool about it. I mean, Mike and Dave, for sure.
We shot that in Hawaii.

Speaker 13 It was, you know, it was like when me and my wife were first starting to date, and we're in Hawaii the whole time.

Speaker 13 And I love the movie, and I love Aubrey and Anna and Zach, who are in the movie with me. But the Outlaws,

Speaker 13 it was my,

Speaker 13 like, I saw it from the very kernel of an idea. The writers came, they pitched me this idea, and I was like, that's a genius idea.
And then I forgot about it for five years.

Speaker 13 I

Speaker 13 wrote it down in a notebook and then got busy with other shit and forgot all about it. And then was looking through this old notebook and was like, oh shit, this is a genius idea.

Speaker 13 I wonder what if they, I'm sure they took it somewhere else and other people have the rights to it or whatever. And I called up the, uh, or I emailed.
I'm not, you know, this isn't like 1994.

Speaker 13 I emailed

Speaker 13 the writers and was like, what did you do with the idea? And they're like, nothing. We thought you hated it.

Speaker 13 And so then I developed it from, with them from the very beginning, Evan Turner and Ben Sazov.

Speaker 13 And they, and then we took it to Netflix and then we took it to Happy Madison and Sandler read it and he loved it. And then from then.

Speaker 5 on it's it launched that's an awesome story that is really cool yeah yeah it's got to be a good feeling too to hear from adam sandler Like, I really like this project. I want to do it for you.

Speaker 13 Dude, it's also crazy because I don't know Sandler that well. Even after doing the movie, I've only

Speaker 13 met him a couple times, like kind of in passing, and then just like a couple emails and a couple phone calls.

Speaker 13 He was like,

Speaker 13 I'm like, I told the Farley story earlier. I'm like, he was a goddamn hero to me and still is.
Like what he's been able to do with like his brand of comedy. And,

Speaker 13 you know, he went through a period where people were like, too, like, put their nose up to it. And we're like, this isn't my kind of, you know,

Speaker 13 but he just like stayed the course. And he was like, well, I think it's funny.
And then a whole legion of people were like, yeah, fuck you. Uh-huh.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 13 Fuck you for being so highbrowed that you don't like this all of a sudden. Yeah.
And now I think people are coming back around on Sandler and everyone's like, yeah, but I really do love him.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 5 He seems like the best guy. We had him on the show a few years ago.
Seemed like a great dude.

Speaker 5 But then there was a profile that came out on him, and I forget what newspaper it was, where they just called up all of his friends that he had met over the years, like everybody that he's worked with.

Speaker 5 And everybody had nothing but the best things to say about the guy. He's loyal to his friends.
He just seems like an awesome dude. He did, we pitched a movie one time, too.
You may have heard of it.

Speaker 5 It's called Boner Dogs. And it's an animated feature about dogs that get lost.
And one of them, think like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer meets Hansel and Gretel, right?

Speaker 5 So only one dog can get a boner.

Speaker 5 Everybody makes fun of them for having a boner, and then they get lost in the snow, and the boner trail ends up being their saving grace that leads them back to salvation at the end.

Speaker 13 Dude, you're pitching the right guy. Yeah, if all of my comedies could just be boner-related,

Speaker 5 I would do that. Yeah, so would you like to be loosely attached to it? Because right now, I think we have who's attached to it.
Um, Will Farrell, Will Farrell, uh, David Spade said that he'd be in

Speaker 5 Dan Patrick's in it. Uh, Lawrence Taylor said that he'd be in it.

Speaker 13 Yep, This is a goddamn all-star cast.

Speaker 5 And we're in talks with Happy Madison. We've been in talks with them for the last, I think, four years now.
So maybe.

Speaker 1 They forgot about it.

Speaker 5 Yeah, so one day they'll go through a notebook and it'll be a dog with a boner and be like, oh, yeah, that was a brilliant idea.

Speaker 13 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 13 You know, as long as they wrote it down. You know, who knows if they wrote it down or not.

Speaker 5 Or at least just drew a picture of it. Yeah, that'd be nice, too.

Speaker 5 So

Speaker 5 I can see from your perspective, like getting to grow up and then work alongside Adam Sandler to a certain extent

Speaker 5 might have been pretty cool. Was that cooler than getting to be in a Blink 182 video?

Speaker 13 Tough. Tough.

Speaker 13 I mean, yeah, probably just because it's a bigger deal to like star in a movie. And

Speaker 13 that is my dream. My dream isn't to be a video vixen.

Speaker 13 But I am now. So technically, I am a video Vixen.
I'm actually going to the Blink 182 concert this weekend.

Speaker 13 Like a storyline of the movie is

Speaker 13 I'm a bank manager, right?

Speaker 13 And the voice activation code to get into the bank is a Blink 182 lyric, which is, She left me roses by the stairs.

Speaker 13 And you have to sing it in the Blink voice. And so we wanted Blink in the movie and

Speaker 13 as like a

Speaker 13 all the small things. And I like reached out to them.
And I like, they were, you you know, it was going to be so expensive. We just couldn't afford it.
And they were the coolest.

Speaker 13 They like hooked it up. They gave me like a homie discount to a point.
I'm, I'm sure we still paid a fortune. But, uh, and then now I'm like friends with those guys.
It's so fucking cool.

Speaker 5 That's awesome. Tom has a lot of other things on his plate right now.
He's actually like declassifying military secrets about UFOs.

Speaker 13 I'm nuts as that.

Speaker 1 It's so crazy.

Speaker 13 It makes me go, like, oh, I've done nothing with my life. Like, everyone made fun of the guy when he left Blink to like pursue UFOs.
and then he did it, and then he came back to Blink 182. It was

Speaker 13 a perfect circle.

Speaker 1 Incredible.

Speaker 1 So your start of your career, when you move out to LA and

Speaker 1 you're working and you're also, you know, doing comedy and stuff, was there a moment where you almost quit? I always am fascinated by...

Speaker 1 people like, you know, moving to LA and being like, hey, I'm going to try this. I'm going to do it.
Cause it obviously doesn't work out a lot.

Speaker 1 I mean, there's probably 99.9% of the time it doesn't work out. Was there that moment, though, that you you powered through that you were like, you know what, I'm going to keep doing it.

Speaker 1 Something's going to happen.

Speaker 13 No, I mean, we were really lucky. Like Workaholics came around fairly early on.

Speaker 13 Like, you know, and at the time, like, I was, I was 25 when we got Workaholics, when, when they gave us the green light, not when it came out, but when they gave us the green light.

Speaker 13 And I've been trying. uh to do stuff since i was 18 so that's seven years so that's not a short period of time uh

Speaker 13 but in the grand scheme of things, it, you know,

Speaker 13 having your own show when you're 25 years old is pretty early. So, yeah, no, not really.

Speaker 13 It was kind of everything sort of was clipping along slowly, but surely it'd be like I'd get a commercial or I would be on a sweet arc on Frank TV.

Speaker 13 And,

Speaker 13 you know, so it really wasn't. I didn't get to that point.

Speaker 13 Now, if like workaholics didn't come around and it was five years go by and I'm, I'm in my 30s and I realize realize I didn't go to college, and this is all I have.

Speaker 13 Maybe I would be doing something else.

Speaker 13 Maybe I would be like a real estate agent and be on a billboard somewhere.

Speaker 1 Oh, you would be a great real estate agent. Thanks, man.
You would. I mean, you have a face for a billboard.

Speaker 1 I actually have a very dumb question that we like to ask sometimes of our good-looking guests.

Speaker 1 When did you know you were good-looking?

Speaker 13 Dude, thanks, man.

Speaker 1 I mean, you are. You're a good-looking guy.
You're a very good-looking guy. You're a heart throb on the screen.
But was there a moment where you're like, oh, shit, I am.

Speaker 13 Well, you know, if you look up Does Adam Devine,

Speaker 13 and it might have changed now, but this will get it back there. And this is what I want to have be there forever because I like it.

Speaker 13 Does Adam Devine on Google, it changes it to, or it like the third thing down. It's like, does Adam Devine sing? Does Adam Devine?

Speaker 13 something else. And then it says, does Adam Devine have Down syndrome?

Speaker 5 Yeah, that's the autocomplete that just came up right now.

Speaker 13 That's the autocomplete. autocomplete.

Speaker 1 That's the very first thing.

Speaker 5 Although, that might have been because I've searched this like 20 times over the years.

Speaker 5 So thanks for bringing it up because I was going to ask.

Speaker 13 But no, no, I never really thought I was particularly good looking. You know, I think I'm good looking enough

Speaker 13 that for comedy. I think for comedy, I'm good-looking enough.

Speaker 1 You're a comedy 10.

Speaker 13 But they're like, I guess he could get it. Like, he's funny.
So, like, maybe he could get the girl. You know, girls like that.
He's good-looking enough. If it's how small of a town is he living in

Speaker 13 a really small town, yeah.

Speaker 13 Then there's like the one really good-looking guy, but he's the funny one.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 We can't put, we can't have a rom-com in Manhattan. Omaha.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 In Omaha 10.

Speaker 13 Yeah, yeah. No, he's a very rural rom-com star.

Speaker 5 That's awesome. And also, you can sing.
You can say, I imagine that's helped you out along the years. You're a pretty good singer.

Speaker 13 Yeah, I haven't really crooned too many

Speaker 13 women in my life.

Speaker 13 I didn't, I didn't even really know I could sing until I got the Pitch Perfect movie. It was just like they wanted me to audition for the movie.
I sang.

Speaker 13 Like they, I didn't know that it, first I didn't know it was a, I've told this story a million times, but I didn't know it was a singing movie. I thought Pitch Perfect, it's a baseball movie.

Speaker 1 And I

Speaker 13 like show up to the audition, didn't prepare anything, didn't even look at the sides because I was too busy with workallics and I didn't give a shit about it.

Speaker 13 And I show up to this baseball movie audition. I'm like quickly memorizing the sides.
I'm like, this isn't about baseball at all. It's singing.
I go in there. The audition goes, great.

Speaker 13 And they were like, what, uh,

Speaker 13 what do you, what song do you have prepared? And I'm like, I don't have a song prepared. And they were like, well, you need to sing something.
So I just sang whatever popped into my head. And it was.

Speaker 13 the full house theme song. It was whatever happened to predictability, the milkman, the paper boy, the evening TV.

Speaker 13 Um, and they gave me the part. And I don't know, I sang like a fucking 70-year-old black jazz singer, uh,

Speaker 13 and they gave me the part as as bumper, who strictly sings like Rihanna and like pop songs.

Speaker 1 You got typecast, yeah.

Speaker 5 Yeah, are we gonna do any uh, we're gonna do any uh Louis Anderson songs this year?

Speaker 13 Well, I, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 13 The kids love some Louis, Louis Armstrong, Armstrong, yeah.

Speaker 1 That is genius, though, because if you start singing that song, everyone in their head finishes the song. So you're like, no,

Speaker 13 he can sing, and then it kind of masks that I'm just perfectly fine at it. You know, I've been like, I'm, since doing those movies,

Speaker 13 like, I get invited to things, and like, people will try to put me on the spot and be like, sing something. And I'm like, I'm not a real singer.
And then you're around people that are real singers.

Speaker 13 who actually have beautiful voices. And I feel like every time I sing, I'm just trying to do my best impression of people that can sing really well.

Speaker 13 That's an actual thing. And I think I'm a good enough of an impressionist that I could pull that off sometimes.

Speaker 5 That's far. Can you do an Adam Levine?

Speaker 13 Well, I mean, I mean, just my face and body.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 5 Did people, was there anybody in your real life that thought that you were in deep trouble in your marriage when the Adam Levine DMs came out?

Speaker 13 No, no one like that close to me, but like truly, and that's the only reason I try not not to like get in people's drama, you know, but uh

Speaker 13 uh, you know, it was a guy had a thing with his wife.

Speaker 13 I don't want to get in the middle of that shit, but I was getting dozens and dozens and dozens of people being like, how dare you cheat on your wife? Like, fuck you, dude. I liked you.

Speaker 13 And I'm like, not me. And then I was getting like news.
Like it was, it'd be like local news from Pittsburgh that was like, Adam Devine cheats on pregnant wife.

Speaker 1 I'm like, what the fuck, man?

Speaker 13 and so then I had to, like, I wrote something about how I like did some dumb Instagram posts about how it's not me and uh, you know, me and my wife are fine, but I am going to name our future baby Sumner because that I guess that was like the girl in that drama.

Speaker 13 But my parents did not understand. My parent, my dad called me and was like, what the fuck?

Speaker 1 Sumner?

Speaker 13 That's an ugly ass name. And they're like, well, yeah, dad.
It's

Speaker 1 a Hollywood name. Yeah.
What the hell? Yeah, yeah. all right I guess whatever he's not do I know he's not rooting for the Cornhuskers yeah Sumner won't root for the Cornhuskers

Speaker 1 um this is a random question you were on uh a charity version of price is right

Speaker 1 just tell me how awesome that was because I that's all I've like I've always said I have a dream job But the only job I'd leave this job for is if I was the host of Price is Right. It's my favorite.

Speaker 1 It's my favorite game show ever.

Speaker 13 Me too. I'm actually like.

Speaker 1 I think you have a better chance you have a better chance than me

Speaker 13 i don't know we we we might have to fight i hope as we get older we're just duking it

Speaker 13 out with each other uh trying to get this price is right roll when drew leaves but uh dude it was so cool i'm like really going hitting the laundry list of um

Speaker 13 uh of game shows that i'm trying to do like i did price is right uh my family just did celebrity jeopardy versus durz's family oh hell yes yeah and then uh

Speaker 13 I'm going to do like Wheel of Fortune here in like next month sometime, just as like a fun thing to do. That's great.

Speaker 5 Great. That's the dream, man.

Speaker 1 That's like my

Speaker 1 cool.

Speaker 13 They asked me to do Jeopardy, and I was like,

Speaker 1 nah.

Speaker 1 I'm good.

Speaker 13 I'm like, way too dumb to be on Jeopardy. I don't want anyone to like truly.
peel the curtain back and be like, oh, he's a total idiot.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 13 What is Ignoramus? Yeah.

Speaker 5 Such a high risk of failure, too. Like if you win on Jeopardy, everyone, like, they'll remember that for like a day.

Speaker 5 But if you have that screenshot that shows you with like negative numbers at the end of double Jeopardy, they're like, this guy is so dumb.

Speaker 13 Because I know how I operate. I'm going to go for the gold a hundred percent of the time.
So I'm always going to go. I'm always going to like double jeopardy.

Speaker 13 I'm going to put everything that I have up for that.

Speaker 13 I'm always going to try to get the thousand dollar questions.

Speaker 13 Uh, and I know that I'm just not smart enough to compete. I know what I know, but then I do.
There's huge gaps in my knowledge.

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 5 I want to give you an opportunity to clear up the air on a certain situation that happened to you because I read the first two headlines

Speaker 5 under news that's listed under your name. One was that you saw a guy get shot at a poker game, and then the other headline was you did not see a guy get shot at a poker game.

Speaker 5 So the truth is maybe somewhere in the middle.

Speaker 13 I saw a guy kind of get shot.

Speaker 13 No,

Speaker 13 I didn't see it.

Speaker 13 I talked about it. We did our first ever live podcast.
And

Speaker 13 I was like, I'm going to talk about this on stage. And the guy's like, dude, don't talk about it.
It's going to be. And I'm like, I don't know.
Someone was murdered at my neighbor's house

Speaker 13 this morning.

Speaker 13 Like, it's on my mind. I'm going to bring it up.
Like, I can't not talk about it. This is what I do.

Speaker 13 And then I totally put my foot in my mouth. And how I worded worded it sounded like I had witnessed it.

Speaker 13 But also, it didn't, if

Speaker 13 you listen to it. I think the media kind of took it and spun it.
But so essentially, my neighbor

Speaker 13 does that has this poker game. And I've never met this guy,

Speaker 13 but he like

Speaker 13 has like Bugattis and Lamborghinis parked in his driveway. And there's just like a slew of like

Speaker 13 dudes

Speaker 13 and pulling up in Rolls-Royces and shit going on there on Tuesday nights. And they have security and valet parking.
And so, kind of, it's annoying, right?

Speaker 13 Because it's just like it's right across the street. We live in the Hollywood Hills, so there's it's just tons of traffic in front of your house all night long on a Tuesday.
And uh,

Speaker 13 and then me and my wife were out of town, and then this murder happened, and I get photos of like literally my house saying a 39-year-old man was murdered.

Speaker 13 And my family thought I was murdered, Jesus, and so they were terrified, right? And I'm sleeping in like an asshole. I wake up at like 11 a.m.

Speaker 13 and they're like people are freaking out. I have like a dozen phone calls, like 35 text messages of people thinking that I was murdered.

Speaker 13 And yeah. And so I did not see the murder, but a murder did take place in my neighborhood.

Speaker 5 It sucked. That sucks.

Speaker 5 I guess a silver lining in that is you got a bunch of people that were so relieved that you were still alive.

Speaker 1 That must be yeah it was cool it was cool to see that people didn't want me dead yeah yeah jesus christ so you cheated on your pregnant wife and you got murdered dude what a line

Speaker 13 crazy to see like how quickly the media can spin something or like get one fact wrong and then just run with it because i never said i witnessed the murder i said that a murder happened right across the street but i and i said i witnessed people cars coming in because in previous weeks i had witnessed this

Speaker 13 every Tuesday. So every Tuesday, there's just like a slew of like Lambos, super nice Porsches, Bugattis pulling up to go what I assume is like this poker game.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 13 then I found out like the guy on his Instagram and I like saw the photos and like, yeah, they're doing like high-stakes poker game and shit in there.

Speaker 5 I'm glad you're not dead.

Speaker 13 Yeah. Yeah.
Thanks, guys. Thank you.

Speaker 5 Yeah,

Speaker 5 I had one last question here.

Speaker 5 You mentioned your wife a couple of times. You're married to Chloe Bridges.

Speaker 5 Respectfully.

Speaker 5 Respectfully.

Speaker 5 Nice work. Nice work.

Speaker 5 How awesome is it being married to Chloe Bridges?

Speaker 13 It's awesome, dude. I mean, one, she's like, obviously a super babe.
And

Speaker 13 she's great. She's like super sweet, nice.

Speaker 1 Very happy. The question, when you dumb down the question, he's like, dude, how's your wife? Yeah, how's your wife? Do you like her?

Speaker 1 I said respectfully. Is she okay? Or is she like a true bitch?

Speaker 1 Tell us the truth.

Speaker 5 Respectfully, you knocked it out of the park.

Speaker 13 Yeah, I know, dude. It's so funny.
Like,

Speaker 13 it's so funny when I, especially when I meet people that don't know who I am or what I do. Like, we'll be,

Speaker 13 like, my family lives in Lake of the Ozarks, Missouri. And so some, we'll go out with them in Missouri.
And you just see some like

Speaker 13 Missouri dad who has no idea who I am.

Speaker 13 And he'll be like,

Speaker 13 see Chloe and be like,

Speaker 13 and

Speaker 13 we're introducing ourselves. And I'm like, oh, this is my, this is my wife, Chloe.
And he's like, her,

Speaker 1 married to you.

Speaker 1 She's married to you.

Speaker 13 And I'm like, yeah, man. Yeah, she's married to me.

Speaker 1 And she's like, he is with you.

Speaker 13 And what's your name? Does Adam Devine have?

Speaker 1 Right there. People want want to know.

Speaker 1 That's amazing. All right.
I have one last question. Give it up for Chicago.

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Speaker 1 All right, so we talked about all the cool stuff you've done. You've had an incredible career.
You've got a lot of years going forward where you're going to do some incredible stuff. But where does

Speaker 1 having your own day

Speaker 1 in Omaha rank amongst your career accomplishments? So November 10th, is that right? Is Adam Devine Day in Omaha?

Speaker 13 I think that is the day, yeah.

Speaker 1 So what happens? You get to just do whatever you want on that day. I don't, I never talked to anyone who has their own day, dude.

Speaker 13 I have no, I have no idea. They, I, they gave me the day, and then uh, there's been no follow-ups.
I'm like, so what's going on?

Speaker 1 And they're like, nothing, what? Uh, that was the old mayor, uh,

Speaker 13 the new regime. We don't care at all about you.
Jojo Siwa is from Omaha now, so uh, Terrence Crawford, we got other celebs that we like more than you.

Speaker 13 Um,

Speaker 13 but I mean, it's truly nuts. I filmed my stand-up special in Omaha at the

Speaker 13 Orpheum Theater where Burt Kreischer just filmed his last special. And

Speaker 13 it was nuts. We did two shows.
It was packed. And then we, I say we're going to head to this bar afterwards.
And like, they had to shut down the street.

Speaker 13 And we had to have police escorts to like go to this bar afterwards because Omaha like showed out and there was like

Speaker 13 five to seven thousand people that were just were like in the streets like waiting to get in.

Speaker 1 It was,

Speaker 13 yeah, it was fucking nuts. It was really cool.

Speaker 1 Yeah. All right.
Well, last last question.

Speaker 13 Big shout out to Omaha.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Last, last question.
Give us a prediction for Nebraska this year. Give us the record.

Speaker 13 Dude, we're winning it. We're winning it all.

Speaker 1 Hey, undefeated. Undefeated.

Speaker 13 It's not even a possibility that we're going to lose a game this year.

Speaker 1 Just remember that your coach does spit on himself from time to time. So if you want to look that up.

Speaker 13 That's inspiring. He's going to inspire the youth with that.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
There's a clip of him at Baylor where he just tried to spit and it just landed right on his

Speaker 1 smock, so that's nice.

Speaker 1 Oh, man, that's tough.

Speaker 1 Yeah, dude, it's tough.

Speaker 13 And he better not wipe it away, too. Let him see.

Speaker 1 Yeah, a little grit. A little grit.
All right, well, Adam, thank you so much. Everyone go see the movie.
It's on Netflix, so you don't have to go anywhere. You can sit on your couch and watch it.

Speaker 1 July 7th, I will watch it. I love watching.
There's nothing better when a new Netflix movie comes out. It's like, boom, my week.
I have no liking.

Speaker 13 Yeah, especially, you know, it's big, too. It's like we have some crazy action set pieces.
Like, we drive an armored truck through a cemetery. Like, it's fucking wild, dude.

Speaker 13 Like, the shit that they let us do, I was like, this is my dream come true to just do big action comedies like this. So, yeah, please watch.
Outlaws.

Speaker 1 I love it. I love it.
That's good. Thanks so much, man.
We really appreciate your time.

Speaker 13 Awesome. Thanks, guys.

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Speaker 1 find all one bars at a retailer near you or on amazon.com okay we're gonna wrap up the show with some faq's golf etiquette edition we have our good friends trent and frankie from the four play pod go listen to it they are the best in the golf world uh before we do the faqs boys what's what's the state of the golf world these days how are we feeling it's hot It's hot.

Speaker 1 It's real hot. Give us some takes.
I mean, you're upset that Brooks is really good.

Speaker 4 Not for any of the political reasons that people think.

Speaker 1 Okay, you were telling me last night, you're like, I just cannot believe he took that money. No, he's just bullshit.

Speaker 1 It has been funny watching because Frankie has been going against Brooks for a few years now with all the Dave stuff and the match that was supposed to happen.

Speaker 1 And watching Frankie get called like a huge lib on there for being like, oh, you hate him because you took the money. It's like, dude, if you think that, then you started following like 18 months ago.

Speaker 1 But here's the thing. I like that you don't like Brooks.
I think golf needs more of that where we all root for guys, but we also hate other guys. That makes golf so much fun.

Speaker 4 Biggest pet piece about golf is that no matter who wins, we all say yay at the end of it.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 4 There's like seven guys in contention for the winner. We're like, oh, I'd like this guy, this guy, this guy.
There's never been that team aspect. Liv.
That's something that they do really well.

Speaker 4 There's never been that team aspect. You rally around one guy.
And that's what you also need to be able to rally against one guy.

Speaker 5 Do you know who the four aces are?

Speaker 4 On the lib floor? Dustin Johnson. Uh-huh.

Speaker 1 Oh, gosh. Oh, we know.
We know. We know.

Speaker 1 No, I don't. I definitely think.
That's Hank's number one team. So many.
Hank, go ahead. Oh, who? Perez.
Oh, Bubba. Okay.
Bubba's on the four aces. Isn't Bubba? Because I thought Bubba said.

Speaker 1 Hank, you're supposed to know the four aces.

Speaker 2 Peter Eulon. Yep.
Dustin Johnson. Dustin Johnson.

Speaker 5 Pat Perez. And I got the fourth.

Speaker 5 Patrick Reed. Patrick Reed.

Speaker 1 Patrick Reed.

Speaker 2 Shit.

Speaker 2 I'm going to nail it one of these days.

Speaker 1 Wait,

Speaker 1 so now that Tiger's officially retired. Not true.
Hold on now. That's not true, but go on.

Speaker 4 Tiger Woods assessed it. I'm going to just get to it.

Speaker 4 Tiger Woods assessed his game after the Masters. He made the cut.
We don't talk about what happened after that.

Speaker 4 Made the cut. He realized he could not walk anymore.
He had a decision. Do I hang it up? Do I hang up the cleats and just follow after Charlie? He was a huge fan of the show.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean,

Speaker 5 Charlie's better than his father. Charlie's going to have more majors.
Huge fans.

Speaker 1 Charlie's the greatest

Speaker 1 of all time.

Speaker 5 How many majors do you think Charlie Woods is going to get?

Speaker 1 I mean,

Speaker 1 the possibilities are quite literally endless. Yeah, infinity is a good thing.
But he also could. He's at that age where in two years he...

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 All right, finish your sentence. Right It's wrong.
He's a stallic. Yeah, finish your sentence.
It's wrong, but finish your sentence.

Speaker 1 He's just at an age where in two years he could be like, I don't want to do something else. No, listen.
He's going to quick golf.

Speaker 1 We'll respect whatever he wants as his fun uncles, but he's going to be a great golfer.

Speaker 4 Charlie, if you're watching this, we love everything about

Speaker 1 Charlie. We love you way more.
But even though you're 14, that's not creepy.

Speaker 5 Yeah, yeah. You hear how he's talking about Brooks.
He hates all our guys. Yeah.

Speaker 1 We stand with our guys.

Speaker 4 through thick and thin. Listen, Tiger assessed this game, and he realized that if he gets another surgery, he can compete.
He wouldn't have done it if he didn't think he could win again.

Speaker 4 I'm standing behind my guy. Tiger Woods wins another major.

Speaker 2 He's a good surgery. For sure.

Speaker 5 No, what kind of surgery is he going to get?

Speaker 4 He got this planar fasciitis.

Speaker 1 Ankle, yeah.

Speaker 1 I want Tiger to play. It's awesome when he plays.
I just.

Speaker 1 The question, maybe I phrased it wrong. He's not going to play a lot.
Maybe that's been true for years. Maybe, and that's it.
So who is your guy's guy now?

Speaker 1 You have to have a guy. I mean,

Speaker 1 we need a

Speaker 1 tracker to say. How many times have we said guy on this show?

Speaker 4 Tommy Fleetwood is there for us. He's not a winner yet, but he will be.

Speaker 4 Hasn't he won a major?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 5 Tommy Fleetwood. He was in contention at Shinnecock a few years ago.

Speaker 1 So wait, no, I don't want to answer the question because you're asking us who is our tiger replacement, and right now there is not one. But you're going to have to think about it.

Speaker 1 Like, you don't have to be a good person. I don't have a replacement.
No, I know, but

Speaker 1 who's the person you're going to ride and die with? It's never going to be like Tiger. It will never be like your first true love.

Speaker 1 But like next 10 years, is there a person that you're like, this is the guy we're going to like, if he's in contention, it's fuck everyone else.

Speaker 1 It hasn't come across my desk yet.

Speaker 5 Okay, so back to Charlie for a second.

Speaker 1 Obviously, he's only 14 right now, right?

Speaker 5 Doesn't have that much distance. If Charlie Woods had Rory McElroy's distance off the tee, how good would he be? Would he be one of the best golfers?

Speaker 1 This is the Michael Block question.

Speaker 5 Yeah, no, it's Charlie Woods. It's Charlie Woods question.

Speaker 5 Would he be top five?

Speaker 1 You're asking if Charlie Woods had Rory McElroy's driver distance. Yeah.
God fuck you.

Speaker 5 I mean, he's close, but he's not there yet.

Speaker 1 Well, there was that clip that came out recently where Colin Morcow was talking to Tiger, being like, has Tiger, or has Charlie outdriven you yet? And he said, not yet. Okay.

Speaker 1 Or no, he said, has he beat you? Wait, if you guys like in a car?

Speaker 5 Because that's not hard to do with Tiger Woods.

Speaker 4 The way Tiger Woods talks is pure comedy.

Speaker 1 About Charlie?

Speaker 1 You better respect him.

Speaker 4 Just the way he delivers the words. It's like he's never spoken to a real person before.

Speaker 4 Colin goes, is he outdriving?

Speaker 1 He goes, not yet.

Speaker 1 maybe soon, though.

Speaker 5 Speaking of Colin, what's wrong with Colin these days?

Speaker 4 It's hard. Like, these guys, they have these huge starts to their career.

Speaker 4 You have all these aspirations for them, all these expectations, and then they don't just like Colin not winning a major since he won basically back-to-back, right? That's where he won.

Speaker 1 He won. He just won the last one.
Hey, and then he won the British Open.

Speaker 4 It's like, this guy's going to win 20 majors. Like, all right, if he goes three or four years, that winning one is still like normal.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Whereas Rory, that's been a long time. Dude, that one makes me sad.
Yeah, I know you're a big Rory guy. I'm a huge Rory guy, and it's been nine years now, and everyone, I mean,

Speaker 1 he should have won at St. Andrews.
He just couldn't make a putt. Cam Smith caught fire in the back nine, won it.

Speaker 1 And then just at this last one, if he just makes literally one putt, there's a very good chance that he wins.

Speaker 4 He just couldn't make put. What's that stat that Danny Rapp said on the last podcast? I think Rory, since the nine years he hasn't won, has finished in the top.
10, like 20 times in a major.

Speaker 1 That's like one or two strokes. He's right there.
He will win another. stroke.
He'll win another.

Speaker 5 We've been saying that if he goes 10 years and he doesn't win, we have to start referring to him as like the guy that will never win a major.

Speaker 1 Dude, so when everyone was rooting for Ricky at this U.S. Open, as a Rory guy, I was like, yeah, you're rooting for Ricky because he's never won one.

Speaker 1 As a Rory guy, I feel like Rory hasn't won one either. Yeah, it's not all getting that long.

Speaker 1 You just feel like he's going to run into one, but boy, it's going on 10 years. Where did you guys land on the Michael Block? A little too much.
It was a lot. It was a little too much.

Speaker 4 Great story. I liked how he got emotional.
It reminded me of my dad because my dad just cries at everything and he was crying at everything.

Speaker 4 But when he started talking about, like, I'm actually like the same as these guys. I just haven't had the same breaks.
I don't have the same distance. It's like, well, no.

Speaker 4 I said, like, you, these other guys that you're playing against aren't, like, not human. They have arms and legs and eyes just like you do.
You just didn't do it.

Speaker 1 I actually liked it.

Speaker 4 I didn't like hit the ball as far as them.

Speaker 1 That stretch, that weak stretch where he went from finishing 15th and then he played in the next tournament. When he finished dead last, I was like, okay, the world is restored.

Speaker 4 Like, that's that's also seeing through it a little bit because he had played in like four majors.

Speaker 1 He got burned a little bit by the framing of the narrative. Where the narrative is that this Michael Black guy, we pulled this guy off the street, and now he's competing in this major.

Speaker 1 Where the truth is, he's a club pro. He's fucking good.
Right. He's really, he's not good.
You know, he's talking about like, if I had Royce Distance, I would be top five in the world.

Speaker 1 He's not that good, but he is way better than the general public thinks. Literally, we got this guy.
He was at the local muni, right? And he's now he's playing.

Speaker 1 he's almost gonna he's he's gonna top 15 in a major that's not the whole truth

Speaker 1 it's our fault when he dunked that hole in one he kind of forced us to talk about him that way to be like this guy's incredible you know and it we're part of the media it was our fault that's sometimes when i see a story like that i i catch myself just looking at it from a view where i'm like of course people are going to turn on this guy that's going to happen we're talking about him so much he's getting so much love that eventually people are going to be like all right we got we're sick of this story look at facebook likes and all that stuff Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 What about our boy Max?

Speaker 1 Great.

Speaker 1 How's Max?

Speaker 4 Expectations on him at LACC were way too high.

Speaker 5 Yeah, that is true. He was, what, like, the fourth favorite, fifth favorite?

Speaker 4 He was up there. It's just like the odds of that guy, the hometown kid, winning a major, number one.
Like, it's just, obviously, he was only going to have failure in everyone's eyes if you didn't win.

Speaker 1 He could have had the grandfather and finished a third and no one would have cared. And it sucks so bad.

Speaker 1 We'll cut this part so he never hears this, but like I actually get physically pained when he doesn't do well because i feel like we're friends with him so it sucks like i really want him to do well yeah again i'll never i'll say i'll never said that i'll pretend i never said that but he's just such a good guy he's got it in him man he'll be back he'll be back is max too good of a guy to be a great golfer no no no no he's got that he's got that side of him where he's just he just wants it really badly yeah like that's another one where it's framed so oddly where for the longest time he was the twitter guy he was the guy who's roasting swings, and you're like, no way is he going to become a major winner.

Speaker 1 Winning at Riviera was huge. Like, that's an incredibly difficult tournament to win.
So it's that sort of shifts it. But you can start.

Speaker 1 I just think looking at Max as like the guy who's on Twitter and roast swings, there's a whole different part of him where he's like, no, I'm not sure if that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 He's shed that off.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he doesn't do that very much.

Speaker 5 Yeah, but you brought it up, like, does he want it so bad right now? And maybe like the more that you want it, more pressure. The less likely he's got to play it cool around majors.
He's

Speaker 5 make the majors want him.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Could be. I don't know what that is.
I don't know how you do that, though.

Speaker 4 I don't know what. We'll fix it.

Speaker 1 We'll fix it.

Speaker 4 Laurie hasn't won in nine years. I don't know how any of these guys are going to win one.
It is so fucking hard to win a major. It's so hard.

Speaker 1 All right. Hank, you ready for some etiquette FAQs? Yeah.
This should be interesting.

Speaker 5 Do you think Hank plays more golf than you guys?

Speaker 1 It's close. It's close.
He's been playing a lot. Very close.
The gap is certainly closed. I guess.
Playing a lot.

Speaker 1 It's a summer there's nothing to talk about there's no sports we got no work right gotta get that we have no work no work at all

Speaker 1 been working like every day for the last three days we had that lifelife balance backs and memes look with their like hollow eyes because they've done like two all-nighters this week i mean today like today was today was work yeah it was

Speaker 2 a great day at work yeah yeah just grinding uh i once played nine holes and we were on hour three at hole seven is it okay to hit into the group in front of us slow golf is bad golf Yeah, what do you do when

Speaker 1 someone's super slow in front of you and won't let you play through?

Speaker 4 Yeah, I mean,

Speaker 4 a warning flare is sometimes warranted. I like that.
You know, just let them know we're here.

Speaker 4 You know we're here. Right.
And we have the ability to just keep moving.

Speaker 1 Now, warning flare comes after a couple conversations. It's like, can we play through?

Speaker 4 I think you first kind of say, like, man, it's slow out here, isn't it? And you hope that they say it's a group ahead of us. Like, what they're doing out there is crazy.

Speaker 4 Hopefully we can skip them on a part three or something.

Speaker 1 But if that conversation is not had you're in a bad spot because you know that the problem's in front of you yeah what i like to do is uh just sit down in the fairway when they're on the green so they look back and they they see you sitting crisscrossed in the middle of the fairway they know that okay these guys are very impatient that's good because there is the stance where you're standing on the t-box and you kind of you're kind of leaning on your driver yeah that's like a hey fucker move yeah but if you sit crisscross applesauce that might send the message even more yeah you actually take a seat does it ever happen um that someone will be like behind maybe not you guys specifically but like someone's behind you and it's you're actually not playing slow they're just trying to play super fast it's worse and what happens then well if it's like if you're playing a foursome and there's a twosome behind you it's right they just play faster naturally but it's like it all kind of starts at like at the starting point with the the starter i've said starting three times but the starter has to be able to see that there's like a twosome on the t-sheet and a foursome and sometimes they'll put the twosome behind the foursome and it's it fucks your whole day up yeah because you're like dude we're actually not playing slow but the whole entire day is rush i have anxiety through the roof.

Speaker 4 Every time I'm over a ball, I'm like, let's just not even put this. Let's go to the next tee.
Let's just go. Your day is being decided by the guy kind of messing up the tea sheet behind you.

Speaker 1 Okay, so I started.

Speaker 5 I do get anxiety thinking about, wait, am I going to be the slow person out here? Because everyone's talking about pace of play.

Speaker 5 I've actually let some group behind me play through on the first tee. I'm like, you guys go ahead.

Speaker 1 I'm going to be here a while.

Speaker 4 I did that in Chicago.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 2 Similar question.

Speaker 2 Segue. If the group behind you keeps hitting up into your group, is it okay to tee tee their ball up and piss on it?

Speaker 1 That's chaos. Yeah.
Yeah. No,

Speaker 1 right. You're asking about like, is anarchy okay? Like, that's

Speaker 4 I'm ready to get into a full-blown brawl.

Speaker 1 I love golf fights to the best because they just always end up with like two dudes in polos being like, don't do this, don't do this. It's just a lot of untucked shirts.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 No one actually throws a punch.

Speaker 5 There's usually one sprained ankle from a guy that he tries to run, but he hasn't run in like years. And he steps into a bunker and then just twists his ankle and falls down.

Speaker 5 And then everyone like helps him up. The fight's over.

Speaker 1 But if someone, if someone keeps hitting into you, like it's happening not once, not twice, three, four times, I think you can do just about anything.

Speaker 1 Like that's that's not a thing that you should be doing. Like hitting into people that many times, you're gonna hit somebody in the head and it's like that's crazy.
You can't risk that.

Speaker 5 Do people ever die on the golf course from getting hit in the head?

Speaker 4 There has to be a statistic out there. Yeah.

Speaker 5 That would suck if you were so slow that you got killed.

Speaker 2 I think more people die on the golf course or sneezing while driving.

Speaker 5 That's a good question. I feel like sneezing while driving.

Speaker 1 I'm just driving, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 I was always telling to you take your hands off the wheel when you sneeze, right?

Speaker 1 Sneezing like driving is like one of the most

Speaker 1 chaotic things in the world. You sneeze and you're holding onto the wheel.

Speaker 4 It's a big jerk motion. You just let go and sneeze.

Speaker 3 You got to control your body.

Speaker 1 I guess if you're on the highway, I guess I could see that.

Speaker 5 Have you ever sneezed in a backswing?

Speaker 1 No. No.

Speaker 5 That would be the worst timing ever.

Speaker 2 Okay. I think you could control that.

Speaker 2 Thoughts on bringing your own beers onto the course versus buying from the Beth cart.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's frowned upon, right? That's a bad move. Really? Yeah.
But, like, let's be honest, everyone fucking does it. Everyone does it.

Speaker 4 But, all right, I only say it's a bad move because I had a situation once where I was on a golf buddies trip in Delaware, and the guy that was at the pro shop knew the show, and he was super nice, had all these shirts and hats waiting for us, and comped the round.

Speaker 4 And, like, I went, and none of, we knew none of this. We didn't even say who we were coming in.
I walked into the pro shop and the guy's like, dude, we got this today. So, nicest guy of all time.

Speaker 4 I go up to my buddies. I'm like, guys, it's fucking free today.
It's insane. My buddy goes to the car and starts filling up a cooler of beers.

Speaker 4 And a guy comes up to him and is like, Excuse me, sir, like, you can't bring any coolers. He's like, You serious? And now my friend's being a dick.
And I'm like,

Speaker 4 that's crazy. Yeah.
Because, like,

Speaker 4 have some respect for what's going on. It's like bringing a drink into a restaurant.

Speaker 1 It's also, I never really thought about it until I saw a video recently where it was a guy who's trying to drive away from the golf course.

Speaker 1 He was hammered, and it was because he had brought like beers on the course.

Speaker 1 Because, like, it is kind of like a bar and if the cart uh person can't like actually see like okay this person's had too much right like you can get in bad territory where someone's getting like blackout drunk because they brought their own beers and you don't realize they're doing that it's a boring like side of it but it is food and hospitality like part of the yeah be a good person yeah buy some beers from the from the cart they probably make a good amount of their money off like the food and bath i like that also the cart girl's natural progression through the course should give you the perfect amount of beers for a round.

Speaker 5 If you want to drink beers on the course, order it every time she comes around, you won't get too drunk, but you'll have a good time.

Speaker 1 I also think

Speaker 1 it is an age thing, too. Because if you're in your early 20s, you're probably bringing beers on because

Speaker 1 it's cheaper. And then you get a little older and you're like, okay, maybe I should, you know, do the right thing here.
I remember I once bought like a fake driver that held liquor. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like when I was like 23. That's what it ruled.
So I think it's okay. That was a dick.

Speaker 5 I think it's okay to do it if you do it with like a respectable amount of sneakiness. Don't let them see.
Don't rub their face in it.

Speaker 5 And

Speaker 5 don't bring two cubes of beer out of it.

Speaker 2 I think it's also there's probably like the public. If you're playing at like a shitty muni, that's true.

Speaker 1 That's true. If there's no, if there's not going to be like a cart girl coming around all the time.

Speaker 5 You should always sneak drinks in a movie theaters, though.

Speaker 1 Are you allowed to say at the end? And on airplanes. Are you supposed to say cart attendant?

Speaker 1 I think cart girls are okay. Yeah, I think cart girls.

Speaker 1 But if he's an older woman.

Speaker 4 Are you not allowed to call older women girls?

Speaker 1 Yeah. I don't know.

Speaker 2 I'm just asking. You guys are my boys.
How would you handle...

Speaker 1 How would you handle... Remember that time that Darren Revelle tweeted, I'm making my boys chicken parm for the Super Bowl? And I was like, bro, you don't have any boys.

Speaker 1 He's like, I'm literally talking about my sons.

Speaker 1 I got owned so hard.

Speaker 1 What's that guy up to? I don't even know. I don't see him around anymore.

Speaker 2 Collecting memorabilia.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Has he worked?

Speaker 1 Did he do anything?

Speaker 4 Probably 10.

Speaker 1 He's probably going to get a piece of that sub for sure.

Speaker 1 Does he work for an entity or is he kind of? Yeah, Action Network. Okay, gotcha.
Gotcha.

Speaker 2 How would you handle one of your buddies that isn't playing good and turns into an energy vampire and completely kills the mood for the whole group?

Speaker 2 Do breakfast balls count as strokes? No.

Speaker 1 Okay. Energy vampire.
Everyone knows that one buddy who takes it maybe a little too seriously when you're out with the boys. What do you do?

Speaker 4 Yeah, I mean,

Speaker 4 fuck, it's hard. It's really hard to really get the vibes.

Speaker 1 Honestly, the answer is you just... Got to get through it.
Yeah. Like, you're not going to change.
The thing is, you're not going to change that.

Speaker 1 Like, I don't know how you would change it like if i'm a guy who i think that i could i i have positive vibes on the golf course and if i can't change it and if we got a buddy like that you're just like you're lost the only time he changes is breaking 90.

Speaker 5 he starts to get actually frustrated really it's like makes me uncomfortable yeah seeing trent like want it i love trial because i am because i am breaking 90 series is maybe my favorite thing on youtube and before that very nice breaking 100 thing was my favorite i will watch every i feel like i'm living and dying with every round that you play i want you to do it so badly but then the problem is once you break 90, are you actually are you going to do breaking 80?

Speaker 1 No, Trent, breaking 89.

Speaker 1 Yeah, my we got a plan for it, but and we'll won't release until it happens. But yeah, I'm not, I can't go to breaking 80.
We'll be doing that until I'm 55.

Speaker 1 All right, so for people who don't watch, you should absolutely watch it. It's on the foreplay YouTube, but Trent, the last one, you were what? You had like four strokes on 18.

Speaker 1 I had 85 strokes through 17 holes. And you just

Speaker 1 if you parred 18, 18, you played a par forward where we were playing. And you completely duffed the T-Box.

Speaker 2 I didn't even know that it was a duff.

Speaker 1 I was a miss. Yeah.
No well.

Speaker 1 How often have you thought about that?

Speaker 1 Ever since it happened, every second of my life. Yeah.
I was telling these guys, after that happened, I just, I went to Burger King and I just ate in the parking lot.

Speaker 1 I just, I was just, I was so, and mad isn't the word, disappointed. Just like, I knew that I had an opportunity.
It's the best I've played. I played so well, but hit my driver so well.

Speaker 1 And for it to happen that way, it just was a complete stomach punch. Brutal.
And I think I blacked out over the ball because I watched it back

Speaker 1 and I was like, man, I'm standing over the ball for a while. And I texted our producer, Brendan Jones, and I was like, did you guys add like a little bit of time or slow it down?

Speaker 1 He's like, that was real time.

Speaker 1 That's on Frankie. He should have called timeout.
I've been going to lie. That's how I do that.
You should have called a timeout.

Speaker 4 Dude, he was rolling.

Speaker 1 It was our first attempt that ever actually.

Speaker 4 We almost did it. I'm like, I'm thinking, this guy just needs to make a four.
Imagine me stepping him off and then he hits one on the water

Speaker 4 i'm the guy i'm the guy that froze trent no chance

Speaker 1 no that was the whole thing was what do you think about the fact that people want me to not tell him the score i think that's i kind of crazy no way no but you want to know your score i would want to know yeah i would want to know i would want to know the score after like the turn well no what i what in the last video

Speaker 2 he trent waited and then asked for it yeah i think that's the way to do it like i think it's like you shouldn't tell him if he doesn't want to know like you never should have told him that he needed

Speaker 1 to ask for an hole.

Speaker 1 No, I took what I was doing.

Speaker 5 No, no, you had to on the last hole because you don't want to play it like you've got an extra stroke that you don't have.

Speaker 1 But I'm very mad about that. I'm in for like check-ins only like every three holes.
Right.

Speaker 1 So the way we did in the last video, this is kind of how we've done it, where we'll play nine holes and then we'll talk about whether I want to know or not.

Speaker 1 But it's also, like, I know how numbers work. Like, I have a pretty good feel whether it's a 42 or a 78.

Speaker 1 I have a good feel, but I will say on the last toll and the last one, I thought I had five strokes in my head. I had four, but it didn't matter because I hit the ball two feet.

Speaker 4 But to bring it back to like the vibes on the golf course, when there was a month or two period, a couple months ago, we actually took a hiatus of breaking 90 because he was getting so down on himself.

Speaker 4 It felt like the series turned into

Speaker 4 shutting everyone up as opposed to him trying to achieve his goal. And we just like, we were like, all right, let's just practice and get better, and then we'll come back to it.

Speaker 4 And now he's got a way better mindset.

Speaker 5 That's good.

Speaker 4 What helps me with my mindset, golf is all about achieving the perfect ratio of alcohol in your system there is that perfect it's it's probably at a point a 0.05 0.06 is where you're feeling good confident loose but all your motor skills are still there dude there's that what's that instagram account is it saint andre they do those like skits yeah they did one yesterday of like the guy found the perfect he took a sip of beer and then stopped and he goes i just found the perfect yeah amount yeah and everyone got quiet and they're like what's going on he's like he's completely in the perfect zone yeah and he striped it He's like, I'm in the zone.

Speaker 5 It's a great feeling. It really is.
And I think that golden ratio is like 0.05.

Speaker 5 You feel good. You're having a fun time.
But then you go, just you have that one hole where you peek above it real quick and it all falls off.

Speaker 1 See two balls.

Speaker 5 And then you're like, well, might as well get drunk.

Speaker 1 Yep. Yep.

Speaker 2 All right. Last one.

Speaker 2 For Trent mainly, what is a piece of golf etiquette slash advice that you, as an average golfer, have picked up from playing with so many of the world's best players during your videos?

Speaker 1 Good question.

Speaker 1 Well, we kind of touched on it earlier. Just don't be the slow guy.
Yeah. Especially if you're bad.

Speaker 1 If you're average like I am, don't like, there's a lot I always talk about like waiting for the green to clear on a par five when you're like, I'm going to go for the green here.

Speaker 1 And then you duff a three-wood and it's like, what the fuck are you doing? Just basically...

Speaker 1 Don't be noticeable in the way in the things that you're doing. Yeah.
Because if you are, then it's, you're just taking up everybody's time for a guy who's not that good.

Speaker 1 So you just don't want to be slow. What about shit-talking? Because I, my friends that I play with, it's shit talking.
Like that's what you do. Like it doesn't.

Speaker 1 Have you guys ever had a moment where you've read it wrong and you shit talk and then the person's like, hey dude, like I'm trying to fucking get a score here. What the hell?

Speaker 4 No, I've once clapped for a ball to go into the water in a match that I was playing against like one of the guys on the islanders and he was just like, Frankie's just like a dick, like clapping for my ball to go into the water.

Speaker 1 Why would I go?

Speaker 4 And that was like, well, I probably, it was like early in the match and I'm like clapping at someone else's failure. It's supposed to be like like a fun round out there.
It doesn't really matter.

Speaker 1 Even if it's like if you're playing, standing ovation for a water ball, why wouldn't you? Why wouldn't you get in there? Why wouldn't you?

Speaker 4 Yeah, no, there's a time and place for sure. I think

Speaker 4 if like the match calls for it, then you guys have to both know that it's like cutthroat.

Speaker 1 That is another thing, though, like we talked about earlier with rooting against professional golfers.

Speaker 1 There is a thing in golf where even when you're in a match like that, people do not like when you outwardly root against them. Right.
It's strange. Yeah, I don't like that.

Speaker 4 Because it's a personal sport. Like, you can't root against the team.
You're rooting against one guy to fuck up. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Which would be a little bit more weird.

Speaker 4 And, like, do you do that in regular sports, though?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Like, specifically at the time? Yeah, yeah.
Like, if you're watching a football game, you watch it. Like, I hope that offensive lineman just gets.
Yeah, I hope that quarterback just fucks up.

Speaker 1 I hope the running back just falls. Yeah, it's the hole.

Speaker 5 Terrell Luan's going to give it another sack here. Watch this.

Speaker 1 Keep your eyes on him.

Speaker 5 Hypothetically, I have one last golf etiquette question. Yeah.
Because this reared its ugly horse hit on the course the other day. What about looking for somebody else's ball?

Speaker 5 Is it polite to help somebody look for their ball? Yes.

Speaker 5 Should you always do that?

Speaker 1 Also, can you do the like just like fake look?

Speaker 4 Yeah, I gotta be honest. If we're in the truss tree here, I like always kind of fake look.
Yeah, that has nothing to do with I don't want to find the ball, but I'm not, I don't know.

Speaker 1 I've got my mind on it. I've got nothing upon it.
Great. Yeah.
But I'm not going to like pull out a search party on it.

Speaker 4 Unless someone's going for something, they're trying to break 90. I'm fucking looking for his ball.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 But if it's just like a guy in the other cart that we're playing to force him, I think I saw it over here.

Speaker 1 The best is finding a ball that's not the ball because then it validates that you were looking.

Speaker 1 You're like, oh, I see a ball here. Oh, it's not your ball.

Speaker 4 You also have to watch what you say when you do that. A lot of people will jump the gun and be like, I got it here.
And then you walk over and it's not it. That moment for the other person sucks.

Speaker 4 Where like they're in a search party and they hear that and they're like, fuck yeah. Yeah.
Oh, sorry. It was a noodle.

Speaker 1 Fuck. Yeah.
I'd also say if you're playing in a foursome and the guy looking for the ball is in the other cart, it's, you don't have to go over there. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You, you can kind of go over there, but there are situations where it's like, oh, our balls are on the other side of the fairway.

Speaker 1 So it's like, they can't expect us to go over there and have a search for the balls. There's many half balls out there.

Speaker 4 What's that about? Just mowers?

Speaker 1 You see the balls cut in half.

Speaker 4 Just the mowers? Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 Also, Trenton, as bad as that swing was on 18, remember, you fucking stuck it on Sargraft 17. That's right.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's true. People forget that.
People do.

Speaker 1 People forget that. Sunday pin, too.
Sunday pin. I put it on the green 17 StarGrass, so I can say whatever I want.
I can do whatever I want.

Speaker 4 That's a fact.

Speaker 1 Okay. Good show, everyone.

Speaker 1 numbers, we'll do a random number.

Speaker 5 I think I beat you, Hank.

Speaker 1 I think, yeah, PFT got you. Uh,

Speaker 1 let's go 89. Okay, okay.

Speaker 5 You guys want to get some numbers?

Speaker 4 Oh, I would love to get some numbers.

Speaker 1 Yeah, is it one through a hundred? One through a hundred thirteen.

Speaker 5 47.

Speaker 1 I'll go 17. Memes, you ever gotten this? No, you got one

Speaker 1 20 for

Speaker 1 Shane. You want one? Have you ever gotten this? I haven't.
Oh, 10. Okay.

Speaker 5 Billy got 21. Jake, 18.

Speaker 1 It's on 89 because I already generated it.

Speaker 1 You want me to clear it?

Speaker 1 Wait,

Speaker 1 when did you generate it? It was

Speaker 1 stuck at 89? No, it was stuck at 10. I hit it once to clear it, and it went to 89.

Speaker 1 That's a win.

Speaker 1 No, this was before. What? Dude, you can look at it.
I haven't touched it. It was before.
Did you just.

Speaker 5 When did you hit the button?

Speaker 1 Like three minutes ago. Oh, so it was beforehand? Yes.
Yes, okay. Yes.
Do you want me to clear it again? I'll clear it again.

Speaker 1 Sure.

Speaker 1 There we go. It's cleared again.
Okay.

Speaker 1 I mean, I'm not lying.

Speaker 5 Oh, I thought you probably pulled 89 as the number I got.

Speaker 3 You can see the number.

Speaker 2 That's what a fake win anyway. I wouldn't have been valid.

Speaker 1 I'm generating it. Ready? That was a fake win anyway.
Oh, no, he guessed one. What was it? Three.
Three. Three's the number that you always guessed.
Memes always guessed three. He's never gotten it.

Speaker 1 Memes. Wait, no.

Speaker 5 Memes got it one time.

Speaker 5 Memes got it one time before, right?

Speaker 1 But three was the number. Oh, you haven't gotten it before? No, he's never gotten it.
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Speaker 1 Yeah, three was the number. Wow.

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