Travis Kelce, Mt Rushmore Of Red Things And We Catch Up On Baseball

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Welcome to Part of My Take. Today is Monday, June 26th.
And guys, all my fears have come true billy football sitting right next to me on the desk uh hey billy how we doing uh here because the camera cuts are easier if i'm sitting here uh thank you for having me at the desk pft please help yeah no i i have to deal with this reality twice a week when we record macrodosing when billy takes your spot and it's it's it takes a little bit to get used to. Billy tried to make a joke when we first started.
He was like, I can slouch down if I'm too tall for this camera. Billy's too tall for cameras and his own brain.
What? We're the same height, Billy. No, we're not.
No, I think because it's not for PFT. Oh, because you're sitting in there.
Oh, got it. Got it.
How tall are you? Taller than you. How tall are you? We don't look out of eye.
Okay. Oh, a little preview of the vlog behind the scenes at Titan University.
Billy, I think you were saying that was a David and Joku that you were saying next to Billy was like, Billy was like, I'm six, four. No, I said I'm six, three.
He was like, I'm six, four. You're not six, three.
And I was like, he was definitely like six, six. Yeah.
Six, fours is definitely a lie. no he was like i'm 6-4 you're not 6-3 and i was like he was definitely like 6-6 yeah 6-4 is definitely a lie no he was huge yeah i never said 6-4 that's on today uh okay so it is a great show we got a great show we got travis kelsey on this show uh boys we are we are in the middle of summer we've got we're gonna talk some baseball is there anything else we want to talk about before we do our baseball takes storylines? We did have the fourth and fifth major today, the Travelers, where Keegan Bradley completely skull-fucked the course for what it was.
How many holes did they play? They played 72 for like 68 of the holes and then limped to the win, but it didn't matter because he was that fucking good for the first 68. Yeah.
I mean, it was an embarrassment to the game of golf. They're making the courses too easy.
It's the balls, actually, right? Yes. When I watched Keegan Bradley play, I was like, okay, golf does have a ball problem.
Yes. Yes.
Rory mentioned it after. He's like, maybe these courses, maybe we are too good for the course.
Why don't they just make it like a par 65? Just juice this. Like, it doesn't really matter, right? Like, if you want to see lower scores, just change what the par is, and then you'll see lower scores.
If I were the U.S. Open, what I would have done after the first round when I was getting skull fucked by players, and which should be the hardest golf course of the entire year, for the pin placements on day number two, I would have actually made the holes smaller.
hole smaller yeah like kind of the opposite of what we're talking about with rusillo make it like a quarter inch smaller i like that scores reduced i like that hank did you uh did you not like seeing the course just get battered the way it did no i mean i love keegan pride pride of new england winning it uh in connecticut special stuff i was i was happy for the guy okay all right so i also tweeted a picture of uh that i have with him and then he started to fall apart so i got really concerned but he never in doubt yeah he did it did look like for a moment there but he was so you can't apologize for uh a bad last four holes when you're that good the whole tournament and no one's even close to you like That's actually kind of a sick flex to be like, I can be so, so bad in these last four holes and I'll never even have to sweat because that's how good I was. And Rory should focus on hitting some putts.
The balls have nothing to do with why it's losing all these tournaments. Yeah, that's a fact.
We also have a national championship tonight.

So LSU, Florida, national championship on the line. Best of three.
It's the third game. Yeah.
And sweetest two words in sports. Game three.
Game three. It's going to be electric.
I don't know if you guys have watched any of this series, but obviously Florida just I don't even know if you can say it's shit pumping because it was it was laughable. laughable.
It looked like a men's softball league

when it's one team's wearing

bad... Florida just, I don't even know if you could say it's shit pumping because it was laughable.
It looked like a men's softball league when it's one team's wearing batting gloves and the other team is half drunk and doesn't know who their right fielder is because it was like, I think the final score was 24 to 4, which is quite something. I was going to use the term curb stomping.
It was a curb stomping that the Gators put on the Tigers. And it looked like LSU was going to come out.
They did come out strong, and it looked like it was going to be an easy LSU win until who was on Florida hit those two dingers to left field, the second of which was basically a pop fly, and the wind carried it out. But the wind was only blowing when Florida was at bat, I noticed tonight yes and it was it was bad things got really bad for lsu when florida started to steal bases when they were up by like 15 runs in the seventh inning that that to me was a mistake by florida because you gave lsu something to be really pissed off about going into game three whereas if you would just continue to beat the shit out of them and not you know know, try to steal bases, that sort of thing.
If you had respected the sanctity of the unwritten rules of baseball, then LSU would have way less to fight about. I think it would be like their confidence would be down going into game three and they wouldn't be angry.
Now they're just pissed off. Now they feel like they got their pants pulled down on national television, which they kind of did.
The real story in this is the power of the pearl necklace. Nobody's talking about the Florida pearl necklaces.
I don't know. It's remember back in like 2010 when all the MLB players started to wear the fight necklaces, those like weird electrical titanium necklaces, which I love, by the way.
Everyone started to wear those out of nowhere, basically like witchcraft that you'd wrap around your neck and it would just make your balance better uh that's what florida's doing right now with these weird pearl necklaces at first i saw and i was like are they rocking puka shows are the boys bringing back puka shows but upon closer inspection i think they're just pearl necklaces that that all the boys are rocking i like it i like the other big story is uh paul skeins who's pitching for lsu think tomorrow, who is the best pitcher in college baseball and is going for, there's different eras in college baseball, but there's only three guys going into this tournament who had more strikeouts than him on a season. And it was Jared Weaver, Trevor Bauer, and Mark Pryor.
If he has five strikeouts tomorrow, he will have the record in like the last 30 years. And he is one of my favorite things in baseball.
He is pitching on three days rest. And this will be the third time he's pitched in nine days.
His last two times he pitched 123 pitches and 120 pitches. So he's just, they're like, we're just putting him out there and he's just going to mow everyone down.
In the College World Series, pitched 15 in a two-thirds inning and giving up two earned runs and 21 strikeouts. So he's just an absolute, he's a hoss.
He's a hoss. Yeah, he's a hoss.
And he, like, how far can you push him? I'm keith law is going to be very upset uh about what

he does the arm but he can he can win a national title and that's pretty fucking cool yeah you know

who the big winner in all this is is the bar that sells the jello shots for having lsu fans stick

around for another night yes they're probably going to do like 250 000 worth of business just

based on that yeah in and of itself also lsu has a relief pitcher named riley cooper yes which is

always it's always good for a laugh when he gets out on the field. He gets the Twitter fingers going.
He's been trending a couple times and it's like been like, wait, what's going on? And then you realize, oh yeah, he's just on the bump right now. Did you hear this one, Big Cat? Did you read about this? When they put Riley Cooper in the game, he's a great relief pitcher.
He's going to give you three Ks. Oh, nice.
Nice. I like that one.
I like it. Put them.
All right. Wait, before we do baseball talk, that was a little baseball talk.
MLB talk. PFT, you wanted to do a quick mid-summer catch-up of NFL players that have moved in free agency that we probably didn't realize just so that we can keep our brains sharp.
Now, this one's going to hurt for me. I didn't look any of them up, but I will.
I'll say right now my brain is not sharp, so I'm very nervous about what you're going to drop on me. No, it's fine.
I just have I have five players here that shocked me when I learned what team they were on. And it's something that we remember from like the second week of March when free agency starts.
And because there's so much that happens around then, it just my brain is on a one it one in one out policy when it comes to facts. Yep.
So I have to relearn these facts to push something else out of my head so I can retain this. But it's important to stay brushed up on NFL moves before you get to like, I don't know, week one, week two of the regular season.
Then you expose yourself as a casual for not realizing this guy was on a new team. All right.
So I'm ready so i'm ready i'm gonna i'm gonna give my best shot so you give it to me and anyone else can chime in as well do you know where darren waller plays is he on the giants yes yeah he's a giant that i only remember that because darren waller got traded right after uh josh mcdaniels uh leaked his wedding that he was trying to keep private and then darren waller was like you son of a bitch i hate you just like everyone who's ever played for josh mcdaniels and uh then that trade happened like a week after yeah josh mcdaniels is trying his hardest to recreate the new england patriots except tom brady is now the owner not the quarterback and uh it's not going well for him. Yes.
Second player, this one absolutely floored me. Did not know this.
Adam Thielen. You know where Adam Thielen's playing next year? Oh, fuck.
I want to say it's the Panthers because Andy Dalton's also on the Panthers. It is the Panthers.
Okay, I'm sharp. I'm sharp.
You're locked in. You're locked in.
You you did not look any of these up no I I remember Adam Thielen leaving Minnesota and I remember obviously I know where Andy Dalton's playing so I was like damn that's uh and now I'm even think is it Bryce Bryce Young is in Carolina he's in Carolina second that's and you know who that's the first pick in the fucking draft their. Yep.
All right, we're locked in on the Panthers. I'm good.
I was looking at this roster and looking at Reich, and I was like, you know what? Panthers might go ahead. They might fuck around and win that division this year.
Also, Andy Dalton is going to look swaggy as hell in that silver helmet, the red hair. I hope he grows his hair out into like a mullet.
Yeah. That would look cool.
It's tough tough for for saints fans though you never want to see your star quarterback go in the division yep uh now elijah moore you know where he's at this one i got nothing cleveland browns okay that that okay that makes sense ezekiel elliott nowhere got it yeah that's a trick question. Ezekiel Elliott, he's been acquired by the summer.
He's playing full-time for Summer Vibes. He's working on that life-life balance right now.
I bet he's just going to come back to Dallas week three of the preseason and be like, whatever, I'll take the veteran minimum. I'll be honest, I didn't actually sell my house, so I might as well play for you guys.
Really smart move by him. Enjoy your enjoy your summer not have to worry about training camp someone will sign you and you can just deal with that later that's such a he's gonna have intense intense sunday scaries though the day that he signs and has to show up to to a camp like that is going to be like when we were kids and seeing on tv the back to school shopping commercial in late August.
And you're like, motherfucker. Hard Knocks is going to come out and Ezekiel's going to be like, oh, fuck.
Yeah. I got to go to work soon.
I'm supposed to go somewhere. He's not going to have the belly shirt this year.
I can guarantee you that. He's going to get fat as shit this offseason.
Hey, who has Hard Knocks? Detroit, maybe. Last year.
Who has Hard Knocks? No, they asked Detroit to do it again. It's down to the teams that they can force to do it.
Might be the Jets. Are the Jets, the Bears, the Commanders.
Oh, okay. I think they probably will go with Jets.
I'm going to just step aside and say that feels like it probably is going to happen, right? Yeah, as a fan of the league, I think it's probably going to be good for them to do the Jets oh I'm looking I just looked it up uh the according to the Detroit News the NFL has had such a tough time finding a team that the league actually asked the Lions to return for 2023 so the answer might be the Lions yeah no I don't think that they want to do it I mean why would you want to do it back to back years? I guess it's good for the brand, good for advertising. But yeah, I think that the league, if they're smart, they're going to just tell the Jets, hey, you have to do this.
Yeah, I'm deathly afraid of it being the Bears because we talk about it every August when you watch Hard Knocks. There's a couple players that end up doing nothing that you get hyped about and you're like, this guy's be incredible and you draft them too early and all that stuff that's the last thing the bears need right now yeah all right next player this is the last player that i have on the list patrick peterson oh he did he go back to no where was he last year was he on the vikings Yeah, he was the vikings last year go back to the cardinals that would make sense uh just because it would feel it would feel right seeing him in the red and white he is a stealer oh that that's going to be weird because like getting a marquee name like that to then join the stealers in their secondary i feel like that doesn't really happen that much yeah okay.
Okay. That's a, all right.
That's a good one. That's a good one that I had no, no idea.
So now I'll have that in my brain. All right.
Other things before we do baseball. I Dame, Dame Lillard.
I'm so sick of hearing like him doing Instagram lives and dropping like little hints and will he won't he I'm just done with that. I just want to that i'm out on just whatever happens just have it happen and i'm cool with not even like commenting on it yeah would dame literally would dame lillard's career be better looked at if he just stayed on the blazers never won anything maybe won a couple big playoff series in like the first round based on buzzer beaters uh but never really got close to sniffing a championship, but was always like the dude on those blazers.
Or would it be better if he went to a team that was like the second or third best option. And then they end up getting to an NBA finals and losing.
I would say that his, I like a guy that just kind of has to deal with playing on a shit team for his entire career, but absolutely dominates when he has to. Yeah.
The only problem is it it's portland like if if you do like a shit team and you and you dominate and you're a fan like hero you'd want it to be a little bit of a bigger market than than just portland you know what i mean yeah but he would be like the best portland trailblazer ever yeah clyde drexler and then him yeah rasheed damon stottomar scotty pippen the jailblazers um yeah i just the only the only comment i have is when he does end up getting traded i'm just gonna be like what a turncoat no loyalty and just do that and just go go on that angle so i i'm just out on the entire storyline as it stands yeah yeah nba free agency has like a uh like a 48 hour window to grab my attention yeah and outside of that i'm like what is woge doing tweeting about this contract that i don't understand yes it's coming up all right uh before we get to our mlb hot takes and storylines i used to think that sandwiches were just you know basic until i realized how easy it is to level them way up. It's all about starting with the best ingredients.
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couple things um oh don't steal them all i won't i'll just say can i do two you could do two and if you steal two of mine i'm gonna be very mad all right the mets fucking suck okay that wasn't one of mine point number one the met the mets are garbage they uh they had one inning against the Phillies where they walked three batters, hit two Phillies, and they just had, they

gave up one hit, but 10 batters got to the plate in a four-run eighth inning. And then Buck Showalter afterwards, he was feeling all-time pissy about everything, and they asked him who was going to start on Tuesday.
And he just said, what is it with you guys knowing about things before they happen? Do want to find out when you're going to die which really which really gave the media a lot to think about uh that's great not not a great quote from old buck but everyone's pissed off at him and it kind of like speaks to a larger trend in baseball this year which is that the teams with the highest payrolls they are all underperforming yes so yeah it pays to be be cheap in Major League Baseball. Steve Cohen.
I thought Uncle Stevie was going to fix the Mets in a season. Memes, would you like to address this at all? You are a Mets fan? Yeah, they're really bad.
Okay. Yeah, really bad.
Well said. There you go.
I'm going to use that line from Buck, by the way. When people ask me what I'm doing this week, and I'm like, why do you want to know that? Do you want to know when you're going to die? Yeah.
What the fuck's your problem? Yeah. Okay, your second one.
That was a good one. My second.
So I just thought about this like 30 minutes ago because I was watching some baseball on TV, and I don't know how come we've never noticed this or talked about it. How come there are no black catchers in baseball? Hmm.
Huh. Okay.
I feel like there hasn't been an African-American catcher in Major League Baseball in forever. And white cornerbacks.
And white cornerbacks. Good call, Billy Jason Sehorne.
Hmm. I don't know.
I don't because maybe there's some deep-seated issue that I'm not aware of about i don't know if there's a a good black baseball player when he's a kid they put him at a certain position like it was in football for the longest time i don't know what it is but it seems to me like black people like there's no reason why there shouldn't be more black catchers yeah there's i just looked it up and it there's a a few articles that are say why are there no black catchers from baseball prospectus uh where the african-american catchers mlb from the richmond free press from 2020 like this yeah that's i hadn't thought about it but now i am like how we were advocating for a white american basketball player to be drafted which we got our wish with grady dick right yeah um well no not not going one overall what's what's our guy's name uh from maine oh yeah that guy he's also got a fun name fuck cooper flag yeah cooper flag he's yeah he's the next next up my brain is firing right now so now that we got now that we got cooper flag looking like he he will definitely be the number one overall pick in the nba draft we got to find we got to get some black catchers in baseball yeah okay all right that's something that we got to think about my son chris asked me about that i didn't know what to say yeah you're like hey you remember roy campanella that wasn't too long ago yeah 70 years ago all right uh hank you want to you want to drop a couple on us yeah sure i have a couple. My first one is I was a year too early on the Reds.
I think everyone remembers last year. That was my preseason pick to win the whole thing, or at least the National League.
I think they came in dead last. But I was just a year early.
I saw the potential. I saw what this team had.
I saw the heart. And now they're, what are they, on an 11-game winning streak? They just lost two out of three, I think, to the Braves.
But they won 12 in a row. Ellie Dela Cruz is electric, called up, hit for the cycle on Friday.
And it is, they have, like, one of the best farm systems in baseball. There's nothing quite like in baseball having that like everything come together where the farm system all start like you know it's guy after guy after guy and the momentum builds and you can even see it in the reds like in their stadium like at the beginning of the year there weren't a lot of fans and now it's like games have this electricity to it that it's just so unique in baseball.

When you get on that like 10, 11 game winning streak, that is kind of rare.

And it's fucking awesome.

So yeah, the Reds are up there.

Ellie Dilla Cruz is next.

It's like him and O'Neal Cruz.

The two cruises are going to be the future of baseball.

Cruise missiles coming for you.

They started the season 20 and 28. And they're 41 and 37 now.
So they went on a 21 and 9 run. So they are very hot and very electric.
Fun to watch. It's also fun, yeah.
A team that's under, you know, has low expectations going on a run in the summer, that's just baseball at its purest form. It really is.
It really is. It's like the Giants right now are also on like a crazy run where they've just been ripping off wins and there's just yeah there's nothing better than having that team like start you just get those young guys up when you get the young guys up there's just like mike mike is trying to get a walk-off dong into uh into mccovey co the other night and that that a walk-off dong into water is is all time yeah it is gotta be gotta be be the giants or pittsburgh but if you can do it you know what i love it when uh when the announcers talk about a team that's that's over performing with a bunch of young guys they don't know any better big cat yeah they don't know that they're supposed to be bad there is just that that like just true excitement about it like i even it's it's loser talk but obviously the 2016 cubs won it all but the 2015 cubs it might have been because i went to like 60 games but there was something about like the guys all coming up at the same time you just get that feeling like holy shit anything is possible yeah uh and then my other note was i went to my first mlb game of the year this year huge fan of pitch clock.
Was in and out of the stadium within three hours.

And there was a lot of every single person I told I was going to

was like, the food's so good.

The food's so good.

It lived up to the hype.

I didn't know how good a ballpark food could be,

but I got a brat with onions and I got some pizza

and it was unbelievable.

So shout out to Kaminsky or whatever it's called now.

You like the pitch clock? Yeah. What part? I like being walking in the game and walking out less than three hours later.
Hank, the White Sox have elite food and beverage. Elite.
That's what everyone said. I was like, how can it be this good? And I was wrong.
it was that good they really do they they have elite food and beverage it's just it's it's when you go there you're like holy shit that's a fuck yeah when hank told me he was going to that game i i did the thing where i just looked up ballpark food from guaranteed rate field and just swiped and swiped and swiped it does look really really good there's a uh they have onions everywhere onions everywhere yeah there's some pictures of of the food that they had in the london game and it was like look we're doing american food and they had like this pale boiled hot dog with like mustard drizzled across it it looks so watching brits try to do american food is it's it's always funny to see yeah um okay good all right i have two uh i have a third as well that i'll hold off if if no one else mentions it uh my first one is as of saturday so sunday it dipped a little bit below but do you know there is a player in major league baseball who as of saturday was hitting 400 it's not ellie de la cruz it's not ellie de la cruz luis orai's of the marlins yes fire yes he is he was he was hitting 401 as of saturday uh and then i went and looked it up because i i the one thing that's cool about baseball is you just go look up like all kinds of stats and weird historical things so louis or i is i think he's like 399 now because he went one for four today but But in the top 80 batting average seasons. Okay.
So in the history of baseball, how many would you say have happened in the last since 1980? So last whatever that is 43 years in the top. How many? 80 batting average seasons.
Six. I would say five.
Three. Three.
So batting average doesn't I would say 5 3 3 So batting average just doesn't happen like it used to So George Brett hit 390 in 1980 Tony Gwynn hit 394 in 1994 And Larry Walker hit 379 in 1990 Those are the only 3 in the top 80 And Luis Oryas is halfway through the season Hitting hitting 401 399 now it's I mean and he hits it everywhere so I I read a uh article about I love this we did some baseball talk uh but I I read an article about him and his nickname is L L Rega Rega Dara I don't know if I said that right. El Regaradero, which means the sprinkler.

Oh, hell yeah.

That's a pretty fucking sick nickname because he just sprays it everywhere.

Does he do a sprinkler celebration?

I don't know if he does that.

When he gets a single.

Yeah, just spray it around. I was watching highlights.

The Marlins also have been wearing their throwbacks from when they were a new franchise in the late 90s.

And those rock.

Those teal. Those are great, great uniforms but yeah yeah if he if he ends up like i mean hitting 400 would be insane in this day and age the crazy thing is he probably i mean he'll probably get a good contract based off that i don't know where he's at right now with his terms but it's not valued like it used to be at all like tony gwen was a fucking superstar yeah and when he hit 394 i'm pretty sure that was a strike shortened season so he could have gotten 400 yeah if they just let him continue um but yeah it'd be wild to have a guy hit 400 and have him not be one of the top like five highest paid players in major league baseball but going down the down the stretch, those are going to be electric games to watch.
He's still close to 400 every single at bat. That to me is almost as good as watching a home run chase.
That's what I'm saying. He is going to be must-watch TV if he keeps this up.
And even if he falls off a little, the highest batting average in this century is 372 done three times uh nomar in 2000 todd helton in 2000 each row in 2004 so like 372 that's the highest in this century so batting average like the fact that he's hitting 400 halfway through the season is insane the sprinkle yeah this is another thing that taken away from us. Yeah.
Nobody cares about batting 400 anymore. Nobody cares about the mid-range jumper.
But it's always nice when it makes a little flare-up. Yes.
All right. And then my other one was both Central Divisions suck ass, are so, so bad.
So I was looking it up. The Cubs have been up and down.
They were really bad for a stretch there. They've won a bunch in a row.
They split in England. Here's how bad both central divisions are, the AL and the NL.
Both the AL Central and NL Central only have one team in each that is a plus run differential. They are the ninth overall and the tenth overall overall in major league baseball.
So the twins are plus 34, the ninth overall, the Cubs who are in third place have a plus 32 run differential. They're 10th overall.
They also, it's so bad that the Chicago white socks are 11 games under 500 and they're six games back, six games back. and then in the NL Central uh the Pirates are seven games under 500 they're five and a half games back and the Cardinals are 13 games under 500 and they're eight and a half games back so it is a dog shit dog shit obviously the Reds have been electric recently but those two divisions are very bad it's the coastal elites and the angels are really good that's another thing i want to tack on to i'm going to count that as the same uh same take as the mets being really bad the angels are really good yes uh jake what do you have i'm having fun we're talking baseball i want to i want to piggyback on some of your guys' notes.
First off, PFC's note about the Angels. They won 25-1 yesterday.
Yes. Over the Rockies.
25-1. That was insane.
Second. Yeah, go ahead.
Sorry. Our friend online, Ryan Spader, he pointed out that the Rockies could have forfeited the game after, like, the third inning, and it would have gone down.
I think it's like a nine to nothing loss. And then all the other stats would not have counted from that game.
All the extra runs that the angels put up. It's crazy.
It was 23 after four innings. Yeah.
Yeah. They could have done more.
Second off, because you mentioned the Marlins teal. So they were that Friday night home games.
I'm actually at my friend's apartment in Miami right now. And look in the background.
It's a ticket from their inaugural season with the teal. That's wild.
That is wild. That's truly wild.
Yeah, definitely. And my take is a team that didn't make the playoffs last year is going to appear in the World Series.
We have a lot of new blood if you look at the standings this year. The Orioles are 18 games over 500.
The Rangers are 47-30. The Marlins are in the hunt for the wild card.
You mentioned the Reds, and the Diamondbacks are in first place over the Dodgers. So there's going to be a lot of fresh faces in the playoffs this year.
I like that. Dan Heron.
Dan Heron's doing a hell of a job with the Diamondbacks this year.

We got a good friend.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I like that.

Okay, Billy, you got one last one?

Yankees aren't doing too well.

Okay.

There it is.

How's Aaron Judge doing?

Is he okay?

Dude, he's hurt.

He's hurt.

Wish I knew that when you were drafting.

Wait, don't throw any spoilers.

That's okay.

What happened to Aaron?

He ran to a gate. Yeah.
Hurt his toe? Ran through a gate. Went too hard.
Yeah. We've all been there.
He's going to be back in a couple weeks, right? It's just a toe. It's unusual, apparently.
That's why all the headlines say unusual injury. Okay.
An unusual injury. Unusual toe? Yeah.
Yeah. I had one last one, but it's...

I'm really done.

It is.

I had one last one, and I think we do it enough.

I think we respect Shohei Otani enough,

but we'll just throw it out there

because he deserves all the respect in the world.

He is right now leading the MLB

in five different batting categories.

So he's leading...

He's tied with Matt Olsen for 25 home runs.

He's leading in RBIs, total bases, slugging, and OPS. And he also has a 3.13 ERA and is second in strikeouts per nine innings only to Spencer Strider from the Braves.
He is modern-day Babe Ruth. It's fucking insane that he is that good.
I saw a stat and it was maybe a little outdated because it was like a week ago and they just did win a game by 24 runs or whatever. But it was like 16 categories that he's leading the Angels in.
It's just everything. He is the best player in the world.
He is incredible. So I was was looking at some of the stats earlier and it's not unfair to say that he is having the best baseball season in the history of baseball yeah and he when when you look when you when you break it down he might be the best baseball player to ever step onto a diamond it's insane all time what were you gonna say max he's also in a So he could get a billion-dollar contract.
Like, I am so excited to see the number that he gets this offseason. He's going to be a Met, and he's going to get Tommy John surgery after a week.
Yeah. Frank was right.
We need to remember just Shohei next time we have Whitney on, and he's like, Conor McDavid's the best player in any sport. By the way the way did you guys see Connor McDavid's also trying to change the rules so he can maybe win a cup he wants which I actually like this rule he wants to uh make the top of the glass rounded so the puck stays in play like basically bubble hockey which would rule that would rule yeah how is he trying to do this well Do they let players just change the dimensions of the playing surface? He's not actively trying to do it.
There was just a clip when he was in an interview, and he said it would be really cool if that existed. And he's right.
It would be very cool. Yeah, I agree.
Yeah, but it also would probably help him because he's amazing and dominant. Well, he also likes to take a lot of time off the ice.
So if you were stoppage in play, he's probably just going to get gassed. He's going to get exposed.
Yeah. Shohei, though, absolute insane, insane season.
I like this. I feel like we did a good job here.
I feel like we gave the listeners some things that maybe if they're like us, maybe not watching all of baseball, just their specific teams. And that is really what it comes down to is when people are like more baseball talk.
I don't know about you guys, but I watch the Cubs. I don't really pay attention to the rest of baseball.
So this was fun for me as an exercise to go look at the rest of baseball. Yeah, most of baseball is just saying players' names.
Right. That's it.
And knowing what your team's doing and then being like, you know, when it gets when it gets to the playoffs, like, oh, shit, that team's having a really good season.

Yeah. The funnest parts about baseball are just saying different names of players and then hearing Tim Kirchhen pop up once in a while to tell you about something that happened that has never happened in the history of the game.
Yeah, I also, my last take, I think they should change Interleague back to what it was and never have them mix.

And maybe do it when the first few seasons when they mixed but it was like you would only play like maybe like two weeks of interleague it's too much that was fun when interleague like first came about i don't even know what year that was it was cool to be like holy shit never even seen these two teams play each other now it's just all mixed together and it was summertime only yeah when the with the dh rule it waters it down a little bit because it was also awesome to see it like american league pitchers having to step up to the plate and bat right that was cool right it should actually change that back for interleague play yeah and hank's right it should be in the summertime maybe on like fourth of july weekend it should not i don't want to see interleague play in in mid-april i mean i like the fact that in the world series you're like we have no idea if the al or the nl is better yeah we'll find out now yeah is there anybody out there that's that's the rob low of the different leagues in baseball like it's just a diehard al stan there probably are yeah well be honest when you were rooted so growing up watching tv uh and i mean you were a cubs fan i watched i didn't have like a home team so i watched the cubs and the braves growing up the braves i always felt like in the world series i was always rooting for the national league if it wasn't one of those two teams because it's like yeah they yeah, they're representing. They're carrying the banner for our league.
Yeah. And now it's just all mixed.
Yeah. It's just all mixed.
Yeah. Pitchers hitting.
I mean, it's just, I don't know. Just bring that back.
It's a dumb take, but I kind of like it. Just going back.
Yeah, the World Series, the Yankees would get up to hit. And they put like six warm-up jackets on their pitcher.
Right. Because this person's never seen the inside of the batter's box.
It might be super cold in there. Who knows? so they they put like six warmup jackets on their pitcher because this person's never seen the inside of the batter's box it might be super cold in there who knows so they just put like all the gear on him and he would just get up there the bat was never leaving his shoulder yes yes exactly so uh i don't think they'll ever change that but that's just one dumb take from my brain uh okay good job everyone let's do who's back then we'll get to Travis Kelsey and just a touch of mayo.

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Okay, who's back of the week? Hank? My who's back of the week, we just went through a bunch of mine um so i will use this time to ask my geopolitical expert friend uh william football if is putin back dude you had a hangover during or is he is he no i missed that uh let's just say 6.2 billion dollars went missing in the pentagon and uh someone may have got paid out. Oh, shit.
Oh, who got paid out? Some dude in Wagner. Hunter Biden? No.
It's a lot of crack. How much crack could you buy with $6.2 billion? All of it.
Enough crack to like march towards Moscow. That's probably right.
You could probably buy all the crack in the world. Yeah.
No, it was a psyop. Going to the market.
There was a psyop. Okay.
So Putin's Gucci. Putin's Gucci.
He just did that whole thing to make Ukraine think they could take back Bakhmut, and then they're going to do a pincer move on him. And then the whole- Nuclear issues, no concerns about the nukes.
The only nuclear issues would be that Wagner took the nukes in the southern part of Russia, and Russia might nuke themselves. That's the only nuclear issue.
Wait, they took them they'd like it but didn't they retreat right no they retreated and then went back to moscow to go like take out putin tell me in pft i would like to chime in maybe uh no i'll say to you no no but like from everything i understand one it was a classic case in uh twitter blue check marks being like like World War Three is about to happen yet again. I just sat there being like.
He's low-key rooting for World War Three, by the way. No, I'm not.
No, I'm not. Everyone was sounding along.
Absolutely not. Back on the front lines.
Absolutely not. But essentially what it seemed like is the private army in Russia was like, boys trip to Moscow.
Let's show everyone how strong we are. So they like, almost like they went outside the bar and flex real hard.
And they're like, all right, that's what we thought. And then went back in the bar and got drunk.
So my, my theory was, my theory was similar. Cause it's Wagner who is the paramilitary group.
They're like a contractor, kind of like what Blackwater was in the United States. And I think Big Cat's on to something that they got hammered.
And they're like, you know what? Fuck this. They're not respecting us enough.
And they went on the trip, and then they sobered up halfway through the trip. They did the same shit.
We really dug ourselves a hole here. Can we just go home? Do we want to run this whole country? I don't think so.
They been faking infighting they've been faking beef So they're duping Ukraine? Yeah and they took Bakhmut after pretending Putin's not giving us ammo and they went and took Bakhmut and now they're doing this and they're trying to like So everyone on Twitter fell for it Yeah it's a side The thing is if you look at the tanks and stuff in moscow it was like set up got it but they didn't they didn't have to capture moscow right no they didn't no not a shot was fired they were like we're not spilling russian blood what's crazy is that you have wagner who's in a helicopter get shot down that that did you see a video of a helicopter get shot down hey i saw the pictures that's like didn't come on we could all make can all make those pictures. I can send you a picture of one right now.
It is funny to think that Putin is outsmarting everybody, like every high paid general in the world, but not Billy football. Yeah.
You can't put a little over his eyes. Billy also got lucky because Billy was hung over throughout the entire thing and then woke up when it ended and was like yeah i never would have fallen for that yeah i was awake friday night and i was like oh damn i might not wake up because we're getting nuked yeah and then it was like we're good you were dancing with zach bryant you're telling me you wouldn't have fallen for this this psyop move no i absolutely no the thing is there's so much like the media manipulation is insane well i just i just sat there watching watching it.
That's what the Russians do. They convinced you that they were having a civil war.
Okay. So my understanding was that the head of Wagner, who was just like this fucking psycho...
He was a chef, dude. Probably more dangerous than Putin.
Yeah, he was a chef. He was like a caterer, but he's an absolute psycho.
He was staying up for his boys because he's like, they're fucking my boys over too much. We're not getting enough respect in this war.
I'm going to show Putin what I really think of him. And then Putin fled the country.
He flew to St. Petersburg.
And then halfway through the trip up to Moscow, the boys got sober. And then Putin put in a couple of well-placed death threats to his family and to his general's families.
And they're like, yeah, it was a prank. It was a prank.
We're just fucking with you. We were just seeing, you know, just for jokes, got a little out of hand.
And so we're going to go back home, hopefully water under the bridge, Putin. No, I mean, the thing is, like, if you look at the videos of them in, like, in the places close to Moscow, I thinkostov uh there's i don't think there was a single fire like a single shot taken like there's no blood spilled but would you have fallen for it if you're up because you did you did admittedly wake up after it all ended and you were able to be like yeah of course i wouldn't have fallen for that no well the thing is like it's very it's confusing as hell i'm actually glad i saw it after the fact right see all the videos and like able to take into account it's confused like the real loser was uh our good friend uncle chaps who researched it uh extensively wrote a blog and then the minute the blog got posted they were like yeah this is just a joke yeah so he got screwed it was it was funny i was just watching i was sitting there on twitter and it basically is like two types of tweets that go off in times like this.
It's people being like asking, like, what's up with Russia? Is this bad? And then just a bunch of people replying to that person because they had just read something a minute ago being like, well, actually, this is what's happening. No one actually knew.
No one knows. But Billy, to your point of like now they're doing a pincer operation, do you think that the PSYOP would have been more effective if it had lasted longer than seven hours? Yeah, but the thing is they were able to move troops under the guise that they're doing a coup, and now Ukraine thought they were going to Moscow, but now they're just north.
There are such things as bloodless coups, though. Like every troop in Russia is basically fighting on the Western front in Ukraine.
I mean, the whole situation is terrible. The whole situation is terrible.
I mean, do you still stand with Ukraine? Dude, I just don't want anyone to die. Yeah.
Facts. We got a John Lennon over here.
I like this. The chief of Wagner is just a hilariously evil looking dude.

Well, he's a neo-Nazi.

Yeah, well, Wagner.

He looks like Mike Ehrmantraut from Breaking Bad.

It's named after Hitler's favorite artist.

Yeah.

Like, it's fucked up.

I Googled him because I'm like, does this guy have what it takes to take down Putin?

And then I saw pictures like, yep, nope.

That guy looks more evil than Putin. He might be.
That's the thing is, like, if this guy to take down Putin and then I saw a picture I was like yep nope that guy looks more evil than Putin also might be that's the thing is like if this guy does take out Putin I don't know that that would be an upgrade also it are you a real Hitler fan if you name your private military group after Hitler's favorite artist because shouldn't Hitler be your favorite favorite artist um should you name it your private military group Hitler composer composer oh Oh, composer. Okay.
Composer. Yeah.
Okay.

Basically, Hitler loved this wagner guy because it was it was like a great playlist for when his tanks were advancing like you hand hitler the ox cord he's putting on ride of the valkyries and it's like oh yeah we're gonna stay up for 14 days and just drive through france this rocks got it and that's what this guy's trying to do not doesn't seem like a cool dude well they're like i'm gonna say deciding decidedly unchill well yeah disavow i'm out on wagner the other thought we were bros not the not the college in uh is it connecticut or staten island oh no but not them that's where danny hurley started I'm out on Wagner the security apparatus That's how dumb

But also but that's where Danny Hurley started. I'm out.
I'm out on Wagner, the security apparatus. That's that's also.
Yeah. Also, I'm with Billy.
I don't want anybody to die. The other take was that the Pentagon paid Wagner to fight against Russia because you know, they're a, they're a four higher mercenary group.
So whoever's the highest bidder gets their stuff. We're teaching people a lot of shit.
shit this actually though it just shows how stupid my brain is and uh how sports run everything it's just like little monkeys running around my brain just shooting hoops and like playing football because i just kept on seeing wagner and i was like oh yeah remember when danny hurley and bobby hurley were on the bench there like these guys are trying to take over circles back i think that putin should just he should just give what he probably did was he gave this uh the head of wagner an ice cold pepsi yeah like kindle jenner and he was like you know what put the yeah you're right by the way it'd be way chiller if we just broke out wagner tried to take an oil field in syria and they got the full brunt of the US military apparatus and they got lit up.

They ain't shit. They played

nobody. Wagner ain't played nobody.

It was sick. I think we sent a couple F-18s

at him. Cluster bombed.

Wagner, if you're listening to this,

I'm not moving out

of New York until late July, but

Billy, the person who just said that, is the only one

staying in New York. In Manhattan.
Wagner,

he's going to be

here. He's the one who called you

out as a fraud. Fuck, do I have to tell Wagner

to Billy, the person who just said that, is the only one staying in New York. In Manhattan.
Wagner, he's going to be here. He's the one who called you out as a fraud.
Fuck, do I just tell Wagner to their face that they're not? Good who's back, Hank. Good who's back, Hank.
All right, PFT, go ahead. My who's back of the week is whoa.
Whoa. Just saying just whoa.
Just getting woes from people because aaron rogers spoke at a psychedelic conference last week out in colorado and he dropped an all time whoa on the audience that really makes you think he said you know words are so interesting they have such power in their spells in fact that's the reason it's called. Because the way that letters are put together, it's got power and it's a spell.
Whoa. Whoa.
Think about it. Have you ever thought about that? Why they call it spelling? Whoa.
Whoa. I want to know what Hank thinks about that.
Like why is the word kitchen? Like who decides that it would be called a kitchen? Yeah, but right now, Jake, you're casting a spell on all of us because you're using words. Dude, like, we're all a letter in civilization.
It's just a story. It's crazy when you think about it.
Yeah, whoa. Yeah.
You know, the word playoffs has layoffs right in it. So, low-key, it inspires me to go home every year.
Whoa. Dude, whoa.
Chill like you're Of course, like, whoa. Yeah.
Whoa. Whoa.
All right. That's good.
Who's back? We're getting deep on the show. My who's back is Stephen F.
Austin bowling. So probably haven't thought about Stephen F.
Austin bowling. They're back.
They're back. Well, they're back in the news.
So they've gotten really good i guess at bowling um the women's bowling team might add uh but they just lost their assistant coach uh for his name is let's see what was his name uh doesn't matter no steve lemke was his name he got uh fired. He's assistant coach for Stephen F.
Austin women's bowling for having a consensual sexual relationship with one of the players. Only issue is the head coach of Stephen F.
Austin bowling is his wife. So, yeah.
Yeah. Not great.
But to be fair, she was kind of asking for her husband to cheat on her because she was basically asking him to help coach the team and left her around the players so often that something was going to happen i read this guy's quotes this guy's next level delusional about everything yeah i have it right here he said uh i was i was the stay-at-home dad for five years with the kids. Well, Amber got to go off and coach the team, and then she'd get back.
I'd run practices on top of taking care of the kids while she was back. When they'd travel again, I would sit back and take care of the kids.
Then when I got hired on, she almost forced me to run practices. I was a volunteer the entire time before that, trying to help out Amber.
Once I got hired on, one thing stemmed from another. I felt like i was doing too much for what i was being valued at so she he basically yes i mean he was he had to be stay-at-home dad and a bowling coach yeah so listen he was a stay-at-home dad he basically had to fuck one of his players it's it's bullshit so he got his bullshit it's complete bullshit um uh my other who's back is bob barker not dead so he trended i don't know why all day but that one i'm just i'm fearful every time i see him trending and also uh weightlifting because rfk jr just decided to do fucking beast he is he he's i mean he's seven years old it was 115 110.
We don't know. We don't know.
He did nine push-ups. Incline.
He was in jeans. Incline.
Listen, you put him up against Biden or Trump, he looks like the strongest man in the world. Look, there's a very low bar.
That's what I'm saying. Yeah.
That's exactly what I'm saying. So he just decided to just drop some sick tapes all weekend.
Yeah. He's got to be on TRT, right don't know he's sober the push-ups are top look at his look at his nipples billy can you give us a breakdown right now of rfk jr's nipples i i don't have it in front of me i i don't know where you're at a computer okay he he does he might have some you know hr's already checked yeah uh listen i don't rfk jr is not the kind of guy that would inject something into his body if he didn't know what was in it.
That's a fact. I also liked it.
RFK Jr. Those push-ups were tough.
And then you had people defending him being like, what was after a full chest workout? Dude, when you gas out, I understand gas out, like you gas out. I understand, but not.
Yeah, I've gassed out before. That's like a political 101.
You can't go down and start doing shirtless pushups unless you can at least get 20. He's gassing out.
Dude, dude's built. Yeah, he's built bigger.
That's right. There's a couple rules.
If you're campaigning, you should one, never shoot a basketball. Yep.
Two, you should never eat a corn dog because the photoshops. And then three, if you're doing pushups, it should be your first set of pushups that you do.
Yes. And four, never get in a tank.
Yeah. Never get in a tank and put on a funny looking helmet.
Yeah. Those are.
Yeah. It's actually, there is a rule like presidents abide, but never put anything on your head because you'll look stupid as fuck.
You're going to look dumb. And then just the meme possibilities.
Oh, and don't get on an airplane to little St. James Island.
Yes. I want to be president one day.
Okay. It's going to be sick.
Probably. Yeah.
Just, you guys wait. There aren't tapes that we can release that will stop that.
No, no, they actually might help me. Yeah.
Actually. No, you're right.
They would help you. Yeah.
There was a there's one quote that rfk junior had today when they asked him about like being president and he said that he would inspire millions of americans to take their health more seriously because he's in such good shape yeah love that yeah i still don't understand the genes uh working out in jeans he's got small calves cycle yeah i was gonna was going to say he's probably got skinny legs, small quads. Yeah.
So we just need a new presidential candidate who respects squat day. Yeah, I want to see a presidential.
I want to see Nikki Haley in the squat rack with all the boys around her clapping it up when she maxes out like it's a college football tape. She's up jalen hurts numbers uh okay billy my who's back is swag kelly oh he's balling up north he's balling fucking hard that's our guy and he's fucking swag kelly how hard is he balling so goddamn hard motherfuckers want to find him do you have any stats uh he's just throwing touchdowns winning games oh okay that's all you gotta know ball he's swag oh you want another random nfl name

what team is he on toronto argonauts do you want another random nfl team uh guy trace mcsorley Yeah. Trace McSorley throws on a dime.
Yep. Trace McSorley is a

Saint. He's a patriot i believe oh shit it's over i believe he's a patriot i i want to say he is i feel like i said this is bad that i don't even know the answer to my own question uh i like that you were just like let me just say the rhyme real quick yeah Yeah, he's a patriot.
The rhyme will trigger this in my brain. Throws it on a dime.
My other who's back is Chief Keef. He performed Fanetto on the BET Awards.
That's just the hypest song ever. Nice.
So shout out Chief Keef. He's been doing it since he's been 16.
I think that was like 15 years ago. What about Billy entertaining clients? Can we get a story? So who's back? Zach Bryan.
So Zach Bryan's sick. He just makes the best music out right now.
He's cooking up an album right now in the lab. I don't know when he's going to release it.
I just know he's done making it. Saw him at Forest Hills.
Just say it, Billy. You went on stage.
I danced like no one was watching on stage in front of a bunch of people.

And I don't regret it.

But I'm sorry if you guys saw that.

You shouldn't regret any of it.

It ruled.

Yeah, Billy.

It's cool to like things, Billy.

Yeah, dude, it was sick.

The air guitar was awesome.

I went way too hard.

I cried in a John Mayer solo on Wednesday.

Don't be ashamed. Joe Rogan didn't sing All Night Revival when he was on stage.
I did. That's the difference.
Hell yes. Rogan pussied out.
This podcast, you didn't. What up, Rogan? Rogan's soft.
Rogan runs like a bitch. Exactly.
Billy's Gronk. Rogan's Travis Kelce.
Yes. You got him.
It was so awesome. Check out Zach Bryan if you haven't.
I think he's the best artist ever. My generation.
Your generation. Chief Keefe or Zach Bryan? Fuck.
He's a different generation. Chief Keefe's way older.
Zach Bryan's like 27. Chief Keefe's like 35, bro.
He was like 16 when he started recording music. No.
No way. I think he was like 28.
35. No, I think Chief Keefe is old.
No was in seven years old. 27 years old.
Well, literally the exact same generation. I also like the generations in Billy's mind are like five years.
Yeah. But yeah, I don't be ashamed.
It's so crazy. Zach Brian's awesome.
Billy, don't be ashamed of it. He's a good artist.
Nothing wrong with loving Zach Brian. He's a fucking homie too.
He's such a, like, he's just like don't be ashamed it's so crazy zach brian's awesome billy don't be ashamed of it he's he's a good artist nothing wrong with he's with loving zach brian he's such a like he's just a dude yeah and uh shout everybody shout jay everybody but um shout out you want us all to shout him out is that what you just said no but um oh shout out jay shout out jay yes shout out jay shout jay but uh last thing i love being part of billy's inside joke yeah that is like him and one other guy just brings it to this podcast but i'm just saying uh it's just when you see videos yourself dancing and you're just like that's how i fucking dance holy shit i need to be put away we all exactly how i thought you would dance yeah we all dance like that we all look clowns. Yeah, it was bad.
I just never realized it until it was thrown in my face. Yeah.
All right, Jake, finish us off, then we'll get to Travis Kelsey. My who's back is feeling short.
There's this viral picture of Victor Wembenyama with Spurs legends, and they all look very, very short next to tim duncan and and uh david robinson i did a double take i was like wait that's tim duncan it's crazy tim duncan looks

like he's loving life right now yes he definitely has the most mellow dude ever but yeah i there's

a chance victor women yama is still growing yeah he might have another couple inches in him by the

way pft i think you just stumbled upon like does tim duncan have the best life of any like guy who has multiple rings and dominated the nba because no one ever like has to debate tim duncan's legacy he never gets thrown into it it's just universally accepted that he was awesome yeah i bet he could i bet he still goes out to the ymca just dominates puts up like 40 points going high glass yeah yeah tim duncan what a life i also bears fan which is a thing that always blows my mind i remember way back in the day i sent him a jay cutler shirt um i don't think he ever wore it but i sent it to him. I raise your Tim Duncan and give you a Mike Trout.

Mike Trout, that's pretty awesome.

I don't know, dude.

Multiple championships.

Yeah, but he's never been to the playoffs.

Yeah, but Mike Trout, rich, no one knows him,

still gets the ball out under the lights.

That's pretty simple.

Low-key, I think Mike Trout might be bummed out

that he has to miss Eagles games

because he's going to be in the playoffs this year.

Yeah, yeah.

They'll find a way to fuck that up.

It'll be like when Deion flew back and forth between the Braves and the Falcons, or whoever it was at the time. I think it was all the Braves, right? Yeah.
And yeah, except it's going to be Trout just like attending Eagles games. Yeah.
I also think the Angels are not technically in the playoffs right now. Ooh.
Yeah, they're a game out of the wild card right now. Ooh.
Dude, just getting paid and not having to work that much. They're way...
Yeah, but the argument was winning debate, winning championships. I'm talking lifestyle.
Like, how many... He works way less than other players that go into the playoffs.
Okay. Tony Snell.
Tony Snell's made, like, over $100 million, and he just... I guess he's memed a lot.
But... J.R.
Smith. Yeah.
That's a good one. J.R.
Smith's got good life. Yeah.
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Two-time Super Bowl champion is Travis Kelsey in the flesh. First of all, congrats on the Super Bowl.
Has it worn off yet? I mean, can you say congrats on this? It's like saying happy new year in like February. It kind of got revisited because of the ring ceremony, but I've kind of been past that for about a month now, a month or two.
There's been some crazy doors that have opened since then. Yes.
You keep reliving it, but other than that, though, man, I'll take it. I appreciate it.
Okay, yeah. Congrats on the Super Bowl.
Do you respect the Lombardi Trophy? Because there was a conversation. Oh, yeah, the real one for sure.
There we go. The real one for sure.
When that went viral of you spiking the fake Lombardi trophy, people got mad. Did they? Yeah.
They weren't too happy. I just thought it was like in terms of the theatrics of the show because it was at the Kelsey Jam, the idea I kind of got from Gronk and Gronk's Beach and Shaq and Shaq's Fun House.
And I thought, you know, just like doing a Lombardi luge, chugging off of the Lombardi and then spiking it would get the people going. Didn't really get the people going as much as I thought it would.
I liked it. A lot of people got on my ass about disrespecting it.
People that thought that it was the real trophy. Are idiots.
Yeah. They're morons.
Not us. Yeah.
We knew right away. We knew right away.
I know Travis. He would not do that to the real thing.
Yes. I don't know.
You guys fucking with me. No, no.
We actually did defend you right away there were some people named uh billy football some people named will compton billy football's been on my ass yeah yeah we're gonna get to that we're gonna get to billy in a second we're gonna we can't bring billy in right off the bat that's too that's too hot for any man be like what the fuck you have trevis kelsey and billy football what were what were you gonna say at the white house when you took the took the mic? Honestly, I joked around with doing it at the rehearsal. I've always wanted to just address the United States like a president would.
You know what I mean? You can do it right now. To my fellow Americans.
And then I was like, I didn't have anything after that. Yeah.
But just the opportunity to say my fellow Americans. Yeah, so I him i was like hey don't let me don't leave me up there on the stand too long if i if i you know decide to walk up there yeah he got me out of there before i could even fucking say anything yeah he had your back he was smart on that or secret service about to be on my ass yeah yeah although they would have been like oh someone's standing in front of the mic that actually is awake for a change.
Mm-hmm. Okay, that didn't land.
Did you look around to make sure there are no wires next to the mic? Listen, man, we were just making sure that Mr. President was just standing on his feet up there, baby.
Yeah. You know what I mean? Tell him high knees when he's going up the steps.
Yep. Keep it loose.
Yeah, you know what I mean? Sometimes we all got to get coached up every now and then yeah you know

what i mean so speaking of which we're at tight end you uh is this your first year coming here uh third year third year oh i didn't know if you were coming every single year but third year this i'm in this thing you're giving a presentation though yeah and uh what so what are what are you going to teach everyone because you are at the top of the game you're the number one tight end what are you hoping to help everyone else out with

I honestly

I think where I fit in this world because George is going to talk a lot about the blocking Greg's going to talk about you know just being a professional and just the tight end that um kind of like just pointers he can he can give from here here and there just on the entire grand scheme of things um and I really fit in just in terms of route running, really. And I can kind of give my two cents on that.
And I think there's certain things that you can do as a professional that can really help you enhance your creativity in route running. But so I'm going to try and give some nuggets of gold to the tight ends here.
So obviously your route running is incredible, but your ability with Patrick to be lockstep, some of those clips that came out after the season where it's like you telling him, hey, look, I'm going to do this and be ready for it. Is that something that is a superpower in terms of when you're playing against the defense knowing that, hey, whatever we are thinking, no one else can think this? I mean, I like to think we got something going on in KC that's a little different.
A lot of it just stems off of just getting reps with you guys, getting out there practicing, OTAs, preseason, all that shit. And you just start to accumulate, like, a feel for what the quarterback likes to do or, like, where he likes to kind of get you the ball in terms of certain coverages versus certain route concepts and shit like that.
So it's just, you know, I like to say there's a lot to it, but at the end of the day, it's just you do so many reps. It's whatever feels and kind of your instincts take over, whatever just feels like it's the right thing to fucking do in that moment.
Like whatever makes sense it's awesome to watch like when you guys are have that ability to like you he knows where you're gonna be you know where you're gonna be you can't defend it i don't know how you defend it it's uh it feels unstoppable when it's rolling yeah it does the other thing i love watching you do and you're like the only player that does this on a consistent basis you always look for that last minute lateral before you get tackled yeah you're always i'm on the record saying that that shit's going to change football once more players start to do that there's so many times where you i can tell you you're thinking about it and you decide not to at the last minute but when you pull it off it usually works yeah uh i'm like 50 50 right now for at least i haven't turned the ball over yet. Yeah.
So it hasn't completely fucked me. But I just feel like that's the most underused rule in the game.
Yep. You know, being able to lateral the ball, get it out of your hands so another guy can take off.
I mean, shit. Yeah, the way that tackling's coach at the NFL level, it's you swarm to the ball.
Swarm to the ball. That means that your guys are going to be open.
Yeah. But it's, yeah.
Just testing the waters is the hard part because you know if you don't fucking get it or if like it's not a huge gain like you did it you're like let's say a lateral let a guy catches it and gets like two extra yards it's just like why the fuck did you just risk the ball yeah turning the ball over for it so it's like trying to balance that and at the same time making sure that everybody's always ready for the ball because you ever get any shit from that like like from Coach Reed? Is he like, why are you doing this? Don't fucking do it again. It was one of those, like the first time I did it was the Lions in 2017, 17 or 18.
And I pitched it to LeSean McCoy, Shady. And Shady took off for an extra like 20, 25 yards.
And I come to the sideline and Coach Reed just kind of looked at him, kind of of like staring from a distance, like, oh, shit, is he going to fucking give me the eye? Like I know I shouldn't have fucking did that. And he comes up to me after the game and he goes, imagine if we did that every play.
You know what I mean? It's just like my mind just like opened up to like possibilities, dude. Just always know who's behind you.
Know where the flat guy is. Know where the running back's check down is.
And just always have that in the back of your mind. You're allowed to do it as long as you complete it.
That's a credit to Andy Reid. Because you think most coaches would be like, don't ever do that again.
But he's like, well, now we've unlocked something. What's your favorite Andy Reid story or saying that he has for the team? We love Andy Reid.
My favorite saying is is show your personality, man. The guy has such a fun personality in the building.
I think the media kind of dulls that down. He doesn't give the media too much.
But when you're in the building with him, man, it's almost like a comedy show, man. He has one-liners and just his intellect is crazy.
The span of stuff that he knows is just – it blows my mind. And, yeah, show your personality is probably my favorite thing he says because he kind of just let me feel comfortable in the building.
A good memory. I mean, shit, speaking of laterals, I tried to lateral it twice, actually, in the Bengals AFC Championship game.
And, I mean, it's the biggest game of the year up to that point, right? So I'm fucking screwing around with the ball. Yeah, exactly.
I'm over here throwing it. One barely got to a running back.
It trickled to him and hit the ground and trickled to him. And then the second time is right before two minute.
And I'm looking at the guy thinking he might be able to get out of bounds because I can't. And I ended up holding on to it.
And Coach Reed comes right up to me. He's like, stop it.
And I was just like, I knew exactly what you're talking about. You can see that you got the eye of the tiger.
You're trying to pitch that ball back every time. I'm trying to keep this thing alive, baby.
He wears shorts like all the time, doesn't he? Yeah. Yeah, he wears – yeah, I don't think I've seen him in pants other than on weight trips.
Even if it's like five degrees outside, he'll have a big old jacket on and some shorts. He's a football guy.
Yeah, that's the best. I love that.
At the end of that Bill's Chiefs game, we were all watching. Maybe one of the greatest innings to any game ever played.
Besides the Nuggets-Lakers game two. Yeah, yeah, Western Carver's final game one.
Game one, game one. That was a great game.
But at the end of that game, 13 seconds left, did you know that you were going to win the game just when you got the ball back? You're like, oh, yeah, we have me and Patrick Mahomes on this team. We knew what was possible, and what was possible was we could get in field goal range and take this thing in OT.
There was definitely no doubt that we could do that. The thing is, in KC, the coaching staff does such a great job of giving guys that confidence by teaching guys what's possible.
So every single Saturday, we've got our coach, Joe Blamire, pulling up two-minute drills for a before half and end of game. And he just goes over scenarios on what could happen.
I'm talking about high school games to college games all over Division I to Division whatever. And he just brings in these crazy footages of like Cal Stanford.
The band is on the field. Like all these fucking bizarre fucking games that you would think aren't even possible.
And he shows them and he's like, dude, they did this in like 13 seconds. Like that shit is real.
So as long as you guys are locked in and we're doing the things that we need to be doing, you know what I mean? We're never out of it. Yeah.
It was incredible. It was.
So it's a lot. I mean, obviously, Pat Mahomes, anything is possible with Pat Mahomes.
Yeah. You add Andy Reid and his coaching staff into things and guys just, you know what I mean? We're never out of it, man.
Can you gas me up on BNME? Summit commanders. Oh, yeah, baby.
You guys are getting a dog. Dog? A dog.
A dog? A dog. He's going to fire up that team, man.
I'm excited. I think he's awesome for the core group of guys that you got.
I'm sure you can ask Logan Thomas a few things since he's had his little offseason with him so far. But I think what Bien-Ami does better than a lot of coaches is he's very organized.
He's going to make sure that guys know what they're doing. And you'd be surprised how many guys go out there on the football field and are just fucking running around.
I mean, you can be an athlete, but at the same time, if you really want to get good at this game you gotta you gotta have some sort of wits to you and knowing what's going on the scenarios and uh the certain situations that you have in the game and EB man he uh he's every bit of that 13 seconds and making sure that we know what we're gonna do and how we're gonna do it and I think that he brings that to every single team that he'll ever be on so you're a number one tight end in the league incredible tight end incredible player but are there any moments where maybe you're like giving patrick mahomes a hug and you just hold on a little bit extra tight where you're like thank you for coming in my life like thank you i love you that's good you know what i might need to man i might need to dude little extra second. Just hold on a little extra second.
Be like, I just love you so much. After that Bill's game was probably one of them, but definitely after this Eagles game.
That was getting number two, man. There's something about that second Super Bowl that just makes you feel like, you know what I mean, this is what you fucking do, man.
It's legacy territory. It is.
It's like for you, fory for patrick mahomes like and he really is that special yeah and it's like yeah if i were you i would just like never let him out of my sight i mean i've been there 10 years going on 11 and uh you could feel like the different eras change throughout it all i'm like i'm the last of the mohicans man i'm i'm the only one only player left from that 2013 draft class or that 13 team when Coach Reed came in. And to go from that 2-14 season in 2012 where I wasn't there, but to see just the culture change, both in the front office, you bring in these star players and all of a sudden Patrick Mahomes comes and it's just a, everybody just gets electrocuted and possibilities are endless.
Yeah. Yeah.
How soon did you know after he was on the team? Like what practice was it where you were like, oh, this guy's different? Honestly, his best plays might have been on that scout team going against the number one defense his rookie year. The shit he was doing in those practices was mind-blowing.
He had no like filter. He was just out there like oh well this doesn't matter I can just throw it over here just right just the defense is just demoralized in practice they're like what the fuck this kid's dicing us up right now and you know what I mean and all these are scouted looks we know what's coming and um once I once I saw him do it week after week after week and then he finally went in against the Denver Broncos, a game that we were already had the number one seed in the playoffs and everything.
They put Pat in to just get his feet wet his rookie year. They sat Alex because we already had the one seed.
So he plays flawless the entire game. We end up putting our backup in, our backup fumbles the ball or throws an throws interception and Denver actually gets back into the lead and we need a two-minute drill to say to win the game well Pat goes back out there after being in like five degree weather on the sidelines just chilling for a quarter goes back in and just walks him right down the field that was Denver's number one defense yeah that was their first team defense because they were still in the hunt or I know they were still playing their ones.
So it was like when I saw that, I was like, yeah, no, all right. He can translate what he does in practice onto the field and just be as good.
So after you win the second Super Bowl and you do the parade, you had the speech basically being like, and no one picked us and people didn't pick us to make the playoffs. Who the hell were you talking about? I have one guy in mind, but can you tell me who you were talking about? I mean, it wasn't necessarily once we got in the playoffs, because once we got in the playoffs, we were a different team.
Everyone saw that we could still put up touchdowns and move the ball. It was really in the offseason, so I should have been a little bit more clear about that.
But I heard a lot of people kind of shitting on the fact that, you know, Tyreek was gone. Yeah.
You know, I mean, and I get it. Tyreek is fucking Tyreek Hill, man.
You lose a guy like that, that's a lot of production that you got to find an answer for. And yeah, I just knew that we had a great team and that we had Pat Mahomes and Andy Reid.
And, yeah, so I just – I don't know. All I could remember was being in April and May and June and how everybody was saying that the Chiefs weren't going to be the Chiefs anymore.
Okay, because we do have one coworker who claims that he is – I think his official title is VP of Football Operation at Barstool Sports, Stephen Shea. He's a moron.
He picked the Chiefs last last year. Last? Finished last in the division, 9-8.
So he obviously was like, oh, Travis Kelsey called me out. I was like, I think you're such a moron he didn't even know who the fuck you are.
I have no idea. Okay, good.
Thank you. We're fucking dead last? God damn it.
Yeah, last. How stupid is that? We make the joke now.

I don't think you guys are any good.

I think you suck.

Do you know what it is, though?

It's in media, because this happens to us,

and it happens to everyone.

They just get so tired of picking the same thing,

so they're like, I'm going to be different.

I'm going to say the Raiders.

No, no, no.

We've started doing this in the last year and a half with you guys.

Preview for AFC West next year right now.

Chiefs win. Done.
I'm in. Why do we always doubt just because we want to be different? 1-16 next year.
1-16? I don't think you guys can do it. 1-16? Who do you guys have on your team? The real question is who is the one team that we beat? I think you do play the Bears.
I know. Actually, you beat the Broncos twice because you always beat the Broncos twice.

Yeah.

So I'll say two.

Yeah.

Two and 15.

It's going to be record.

I mean, you lost the enemy.

So that's a big that's he.

I mean, he's a mentality kind of guy, man.

He brings the mentality.

Yeah.

Can we talk about the Super Bowl real quick?

So at what point during the week did they tell you that the grass would be that way so you guys could prepare and the Eagles couldn't? It was really just Sunday. Sunday you kind of went out there and you started running around like, all right, it's a little slick.
Okay, I don't believe you. And then when you win, did you feel bad for your brother at all? Dude, yeah.
It was a it was a weird feeling at the end of that game man because you see could been around the eagles enough know the coaches know the players they treat me like family whenever i'm there when jason comes to casey it's the same thing it's very like you know very a whole lot of respect for a lot of guys over there you see pat mahomes you're like yeah and then you see my brother and it's just like fuck dude i've lost the super bowl before man i know how this shit fucking feels fuck that yeah and then you see andy reed and you're all you're back up on the top of the roller coaster and then you know what i mean you see lane johnson and you're just like oh fuck man that's that's kind of like so it was like a up and down up and down the entire time and it was like man how the fuck am i supposed to feel about this right now right because you know i was i was there crying in what was it 2017 when the eagles fucking won it in minnesota i was in fucking tears of joy and it's just like i don't know it was uh it was a it was a roller coaster of emotion for sure now have you have you tested the waters yet with like you know maybe at your you know family's house obviously thanksgiving hasn't happened yet but maybe fourth of july and just giving them the look like yeah i want a soup bowl again no that motherfucker's crazy i ain't barking up that tree man that's a that's a bear you don't want to poke that's funny because i remember i think we asked i think we asked john harbaugh that like hey did you have you ever like given the look to your brother like i got one on you and he's like no no he'll like hold my head underwater or something yeah dude that's a that's one game you don't want to fuck around with man that super bowl game dude fuck that yeah it's interesting because i think i forget where we were i think maybe we're in at chris long's place or somewhere in philadelphia and uh and jason came over and he kind of walked us through a little bit of your guys' childhood where it's like he played hockey and you played basketball. Yeah.
And then he went on to become offensive lineman. You went on to become a tight end.
And that's probably where the crazy aspect comes from, being a hockey player out there. So you think he would still beat your ass? What? Yes.
The man is one of the strongest human beings I've i've ever met and on top of that he still has a little bit of that anger management that he had when he was a kid yeah um but you could outrun him dude have you seen him run really dude he's the fucking he's good he's good with angles you know what i mean like he's gonna endurance i might have the endurance side of things but i don't know man that dude's fucking quick so what do you think is more challenging being a podcaster or being a football player podcaster yeah thank you it's the hardest job in the world hardest job in the fucking world dude honestly to keep coming out with content that people want to hear uh-huh yeah fuck yeah congrats by the way your podcast has been great thank you man but yeah what are you gonna plan on winning the super bowl every year to keep it at the top i the top? I think that's the plan, man. You know what I mean? Hopefully Jason and the Eagles can meet us up over there and we can keep freaking putting this Chiefs team together.
I honestly jumped into the game, the podcast game, not knowing what the fuck it was even really about or, you know, how things were even going to, like, transpire. But super bowl and everything it's just taken off and we gotta we gotta quite the following because of the because of the entire year man did you hit that wall because i like whenever we've been doing it for a long time it's obviously our job but i'll have we'll have people reach out being like i'm thinking about starting a podcast like just wait till like episode four when you run out of all your stories you're, I have to do this again.
Did you have that where it's like, okay, now we've got to talk about something different. Dude, thankfully my brother is a hell of a storyteller and he just has him banked.
I can't remember what the fuck happens until he tells a story. I'm like, damn, that did happen.
I'm the worst when it comes to this shit. My brother is really the one it and he uh he tells a story like none other so i didn't necessarily hit the wall but um i'm sure there was uh there was a little bit of there was an up and down there of just you know trying to balance out during the season and trying to find ways to pocket to do the podcast because it's just uh it's hard just trying to find that time at week in week out especially you know going through the wins and the losses.
Yeah. Should we have Billy come and say his piece? Yeah, Billy, come on in.
Yeah, come on, Billy. It's interesting that you're on the show right now.
Come on in, Billy. I can play you exactly.
Come talk to baby. Because Billy will lie about what he said.
Only play it if he lies. Let him say it.
I want to hear him try to say it. Billy will lie about what he said.
I'll own up to it. I'll own up to it.
I'm owning up to it.

Okay.

Say the exact same thing you said.

Say it to his face.

Look at him.

Okay.

To his face.

I have been a bit of a critic.

That's fair.

I'll put that out there.

That's fair.

Huge fan of your route running.

No, no, no, no, no.

This is still truth.

Okay.

I just think you could be a little more –

and congratulations on leading.

Congratulations on leading the league in yards after the catch.

Thank you.

But you could end a couple of those like run someone over.

You could run a little more physical.

He needs to run soft.

I think –

I'm an agile runner, man.

I'm an agile runner. Crafty, but I think you could run someone over.
I think it's because you can, but you don't, and that's what. Yeah, no, I hear you.
I hear you. I mean, you know, what you're saying isn't wrong.
There's times where I turn on the film, I press play, and I'm like, that was soft. Wow.
That was soft, yeah. Really? I'm my own worst critic, so I'll admit to it.
There are times at that. But there's times where I stick my fucking face in the fan.
You can't say it's every time. Yeah.
But it has led to such a long career. Hopefully.
Yeah, a lot of success. Yeah, but can you just run someone over? Dude, I think what you're talking about is when I got body slammed by Derwin James.
It's exactly what he's talking about. It's exactly what he's talking about.
How do you let a grown man pick you up? I would love to see everybody in this room be in that scenario against Derwin James. I would have run him over.
Run him over? Yeah, run him over. That's an Airbnb mentality right there.
I pride myself on being a physical runner and not soft all right what about after the i'm not even gonna fucking bring that up because that's gonna sound like an excuse i got fucking body slammed is what happened we got the ball back though and we scored i will say this it was a fucking 10 play 11 play drive and i was dog shit tired i had just fucking ran from the other side of the field caught the ball kind of made one move was, was fucking on me like that. I cleared the first guy and he was on me like that.
And yeah, I paid for it. I get it.
I get it. I tried to get down there.
I was just too fat and tired. So Billy's critique is actually fair.
Every now and then. I look myself in the mirror.
I'm not irrational. I'm so sorry.

Why are you apologizing?

He agreed with you.

Dude.

Yeah.

I get it, man.

I need to fuck it.

Faster than anyone. This is a big moment for you, Billy.

You stood up and you said it.

Yeah.

I actually.

Okay.

I need to impose my will on guys.

You do.

You do.

I do.

I do.

I'm starting to agree with Billy a little bit more because I was hoping that you were going to take Billy out. You just let Billy body slam you.
Listen, that was fucked up. You're going to make me fucking spear this guy.
No. Good job, Billy.
All right, Billy. Congrats.
Way to go, dude. Billy knows the ball.
All right. Well, this has been awesome.
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How are your ad reads? No? You don't do well? I mean, yeah, we do it. We knock them out, but they are.
They're bad. We kind of free them, freelance them, and they're not well put together like that.
That was smooth. It's my job.
It's my job. Okay, so how many years, how many Super Bowls? From here on out? Yeah.
Let's put some numbers out there. Not what you're guaranteeing, what you're hoping.
I would say I would hope for at least two more, man. Okay.
Two more before I hang them up. I think I got three years left on my contract, and I say I'm going to do it until the wheels fall off, but there's a lot of variables to take, especially with the podcast world and the entertainment world out there.
It's more important than any football game. It's a new career that I'm very interested in.
It's also physically demanding.

The longer you podcast.

No, no, not the way I play, though.

The harder.

That's true.

Yeah, I would hope for two more, man.

I hope for two more.

There's a guy named Rob Gronkowski that's got two that I keep getting

compared to, and I would love to catch up to him.

Yeah, wait.

All right, so this is kind of a fucked up question,

but it's actually something I think about, and it's stupid to think about about and i'm wondering if you think about this as well okay mahomes uh let's say probably has 15 years left have you thought 10 15 have you thought like he's gonna get a whole new family without me like he's gonna have a whole new dude it's already starting it's already starting i feel i'm the last i'm the last fucking yeah i'm the last one in the building no i think uh i have the mentality of trying to make sure that this thing keeps going yeah so i'm i'm here for like i'm here at tight end you trying to help guys out i'm trying to like give nuggets of gold or at least everything my input on the entire like grand scheme of things so that this thing this train doesn't fucking stop when i'm done man that would mess me up though being like no it's 100 gonna happen yeah like you'll come back for like the 10-year anniversary for the first super bowl ring and my homes will be like you know in the middle of like a a 14 and 3 season you'll just be like oh what's up pat that's crazy like new toys that's crazy to fucking think about yeah that i'm sorry if I bum bummed you out yeah like the next tight end you don't you don't want the next tight end after you to get more rings than you do oh you know that's a good point you shouldn't don't invite that guy to teu yeah keep that guy away from teu nah man if it means pat gets the rings i'll yeah i'll give my two cents. And also, eventually, if you ask 100 football fans on the street,

how many rings does Gronk have?

People will be like, I don't know, six or seven,

because they think Brady Gronk.

So you get a certain amount away, you'll just get assigned all his rings.

I'll just get all of this.

Yeah, right.

That was a great fucking point.

Yeah.

Great point.

He's like, yeah, I don't know.

He won all those rings.

He was on that team.

Did you do a Pat Mahomes impression?

It's got to be like, fuck.

Okay, how about this?

I'm sorry. Fucking point.
Yeah. Great point.
He's like, yeah, I don't know. He won all those rings.
He was on that team. Do you do a Pat Mahomes impression?

It's got to be like, fuck.

Okay, how about this?

How about it's like alumni night 10 years from now, and you guys have three Super Bowls together,

and he's on a team with a tight end that's got two,

and he comes up to you, and he says,

Travis, I just like to say,

what's with you meant more to me? That was that fucking Yoda? Soft you run. Yeah.
I'm not even sure what you just fucking said, but. What do you want him to say to you in that moment? In that moment? Oh, man, we had some fun, didn't we? That's pretty good.
That's pretty good. You were always my number one.
That's all you need. You were always my number one.
When I'm passing the ball to Tim Tebow Jr., I'm thinking about you. Man, my only memory of Tim Tebow on the football field is him just throwing us a shellacking in the Sugar Bowl, man.
Oh, were you on the game? I was on the Cincinnati Bearcats. Yeah, I was on the Bearcats.
We go undefeated. Brian Kelly goes to Notre Dame right after the season.
We're playing with a bunch of dads and administrative guys from the University of Cincinnati. And we go in and play arguably one of the best football teams in college football ever in the Florida Gators that year.

And that was fun.

That was fun.

Tebow,

they said Tebow couldn't throw.

Well,

he threw for like 500 yards.

So,

Oh,

all right.

Well,

Travis,

thanks so much,

man.

We appreciate it.

You got to come back on now.

That's part of the deal.

I'm in anytime we ask you have to have to,

yes,

we'll find it.

It's a podcasting law.

We'll find time.

Yeah. We'll find time.
Thank you so much, man. This has been awesome.
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Yeah, real tired.

Why are you so... You're usually tired around this time of day.

It's just been a long day.

After you go to the cousins.

It's work, work.

Yeah.

It's been a work, work day.

It's a work, work trip.

It is a work, work week.

Okay.

It's our pick first.

It's our pick first.

Are you guys excited for Marlowe's Pro Red Things?

Yeah, we have a good list. We're staying sneaky.
Oh, okay. Staying sneaky.
Whoa, watch out for the boys getting sneaky. So I guess we go first, huh, Big Cat? Yeah, I guess we go first.
I guess we should just take 1-1 and win the draft. I like our first pick a lot.
Go ahead, PFT. Red Zone Channel.
That was our 1-1. 1-1.
It is the 1-1. That was our 1-1.
There is no other. Do you guys want to end the draft now? Yeah, you basically just gave it to us.
You guys have never lost a draft ever. Correct.
I'm happy for you guys. Wait.
Oh, damn it. You guys choose the order.
No, we don't. We've been rotating.
No, no, but you choose which one we do every time. We've been rotating exactly.
I know we've been rotating for each time, but then you're like, oh, we're doing red today.

Okay.

No, it's convenient.

Well, spoiler alert.

When we picked what we were going to be drafting today, me and Big Cat hadn't even started our back and forth on the text chain.

And so this happened after that.

Yeah.

That's a fact.

Yeah, no, it's convenient.

And guess what?

We went all from memory.

We didn't Google red things like Jake did.

Check the time.

Try to pander it.

No, no.

Nope.

Okay.

Jake and Billy are up.

That's pandering.

That's a great pick.

Yeah.

Tiger Woods on Sunday.

Okay.

That's a good pick.

Okay.

Okay.

That's a strong second pick.

That's a stronger pick than your pick.

No, but you had Doug Redstone 1-1.

Well, it's actually not stronger because he doesn't have a fucking ankle anymore.

So he's like, there's no more Tiger Woods on Sunday.

I'm going let Max cook oh no no no famous last words they're treading water they're going on there Hank passed the ball to you is this give and go now yeah this is give and go this is give and go. This is give and go.
I gave him. I was firing earlier.

I was just throwing out things left and right.

But they were kind of a jumbled mess. I need him to decide which is the best of the jumbled mess that I was throwing.

All right.

We'll go with.

I'm surprised Billy didn't take this.

Red meat.

Good pick.

On our list.

Yep.

On our list.

Good pick.

Some people are allergic. Yeah, pussies.
Facts. All right, you guys have another pick? Let's go with Mountain Dew Code Red.
That's a good pick. Makes you infertile.
That's not true. That's false.
Yeah, that's actually very false. No, no, no.
Definitely makes me infertile. I don't have any kids, and I drank a shitload of Mountain Dew.

Yeah.

Those are good picks. I feel like this is a good, strong, not a lot of contention.

Can't really argue with this.

No Genghis Khan picks.

You know.

We won that draft.

No, you didn't.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

You guys are up. We're going with the Coors Light logo.
Okay. Red.
All right. Okay.
When everyone thinks of Coors Light, they think of the color red. Red.
Yeah. What are the mountains on the Cairns? Coors Light logo.
Is this a volcano? A logo. Okay.
But we think of the mountains and they turn blue. If it wasn't for the red logo, the blue mountains wouldn't look so blue.
If Coors Light was a team, their jerseys would either be silver or blue. Red would be their third alternate.
And everyone would be like, ew, what are these? What are they wearing today? What's the Boston Red Sox logo? What? White and gray. Red is their alternate.
What are you asking? Dude, it's red. Right, but what does that have to do with Coors Light? But your plan is bad because they don't wear red jerseys.
Their red jerseys are their alternates. Philly, when I say Coors, what color? Exactly.

Good thing our pick is the Coors Light logo.

I know.

No, we don't.

If you said mountains.

No, we know what your pick is. If you ask me what color the Coors Light logo is, I'd have to think.

That would be a trick question.

I'd be like, blue?

Yeah, blue.

It's red.

Okay.

Hey, look at that cup right in front of you.

Yeah, I know what color it is, but it's the blue mountains, buddy.

But blue is the predominant color of that cup.

No, it's not. Blue is the mountains.
Red is the is the mountains red is yeah guys i understand what you're saying but it's stupid it is red okay i mean this was a i think we go uh the mountains 10 and one are the two that i like right now but i'm open yeah no no 10 and one are 1 are great picks, both of them. Okay, all right.
So our next pick, Red Panda. Red Panda.
Yep. Great pick.
The go. The go to halftime.
Overrated. Oh.
You've never called anyone. That's the tightest take.
Okay. No, you stand behind it.
Save it with your fucking chest. Yeah, I do.
Yeah, overrated. You think she's overrated? She messes up a lot.
How many bowls could you flip? Also, the red panda isn't even a bear. You have no idea.
What the fuck? I don't know if you know what they're talking about. You're talking about the animal.
Yeah, I am. Which makes it a bad pick, because what are you talking about? What? You're struggling to find to poke holes in our argument.
We point out the Coors Light, you think blue, and then Billy's going to just try to poke holes. Billy, you don't even know the difference between an Allosaurus and a T-Rex.
Billy has no idea what you guys are talking about, by the way. Yes.
Why would they name someone Red Panda? Okay, anyways. All right.
My next pick, our next pick. Feel good about this one.
Red Solo Cups. Yes.
Solo Cups. The GOAT Solo Cups.
Solo Cups. Solo Cups.
When you go to to buy red solo cups, you know you're about to have a good time.

If you see somebody drinking out of a solo cup, you're like, that person loves an ice

cold beer.

I've always been more a fan of the blue ones.

No, you haven't.

No, you haven't.

No, you haven't.

Red is the primary.

Blue solo cup.

Oh, you sing that when you go get it?

Yeah.

Red solo cups are the number one solo cups.

When you go get them, you're like, this is going to be a fun night.

We can do everything.

Beer pong, beer dye, flip cup, everything.

You know it.

I know it.

Deep down.

I wonder if they did any studies when they were coming up with the color for the cup

or if they just had a bunch of red dye and they're like, this is cheap.

Whatever it is, it worked.

It was actually the first thing that popped in my head when we were thinking of red

because I was like, what's the most fun thing? Red solo cups. You've always had a good time with red solo cups.
I feel like the see-through ones are better. They're pretty juvenile.
Oh, man. Okay.
I saw your instant reaction. You had that pick.
No, they're juvenile as hell, dude. You had that list.
That's like a child move. Bill, you seem like the kind of guy that has a stack of red solo cups in your apartment and you drink everything, like milk out of a red Solo cup, water out of a red Solo cup.
I don't put them in the washing machine? Yeah. Okay.
Next. Dishwasher.
You can put them in the washing machine, too. That's how Billy does his dishes.
You only need one machine, dude. He's like, am I doing my dishes incorrectly? He's got a solo cup in a china.
I keep smashing glasses every time I do one. My red solo cups keep melting in the dryer.
Okay. Our third pick, the Kool-Aid man.
Okay. Damn.
That's a good one. It's through your wall.
A little bit of a reach, but yeah. It's nice.
Red. No, I know.

We are aware of that.

I said it was a good pick.

Oh, yeah.

Probably could have gotten him to the floor.

Oh, yeah.

It's better.

Oh, yeah.

It's better than your red Coors Light.

Oh, yes. Your red Coors Light.

Max would look so good dressed up as the Kool-Aid man for Halloween.

Yeah, I said cool.

That's a good pick.

I had it on the list.

Yeah.

Okay.

I gave you the chance to take it.

I'm going to go out there for all the kid listeners.

Wait, you are or your team is?

Our team.

I'm the representative.

I tried it again.

I kicked the ball.

I kicked it back.

You know what's great about me and Big Cat's team? Yeah, he is. Is we use each other's picks all the time.
Yeah. And you'll never know who came up with it.
Yeah. We actually have jumbled this draft.
You don't know who has what. It's teamwork.
I don't care. This is for all the kids out there.
I care about the little kid at AWL's Clifford. The big red dog.
The big red dog. He's a good boy.
Legendary. Legendary dog.
Movie wasn't great. With Martin Short, I think.
Book was better. I think it was like in the 90s.
But the book is great. No, there was a new one with the scary Clifford.
The new one, that was a little scary, yeah. The Red Rocket on that thing.
Maybe the old one was good. I don't know.
But a good pick. And then for our last pick, I don't know how PFT let this one get away.
Just an iconic album from an iconic artist.

Taylor Swift, The Red Album.

Banger.

That was on our list.

Yeah.

Love Taylor so much.

Yeah?

What's on The Red Album?

Love Story.

I knew you were trouble when you walked in.

I'm pretty sure Love Story wasn't on The Red Album. It's on Red Album I don't know What other song was she saying Shake it off I think Look What You Made Me Do might have been Love Story 1986 No dude 22 That's a big Instagram caption Love Story's on Fear Love stories on fearless.
Yeah. Yeah.
You're always scared. What do they got? They're falling apart.
He's a legend. He's a legend.
Stop touching the mics. He's a legend.
Red Auerbach.

Okay.

Good pick.

Nice pick, Jake.

Yeah.

That's a good pick.

Yeah.

Good pick.

I think it's a great pick, even.

I'm shocked Hank didn't take it.

What?

You don't like sports?

No.

I like it.

We're shocked Hank didn't take it.

We're shocked Hank didn't take it.

Okay.

PFT.

What should we do with this last pick?

Okay.

I like three, six, nine.

I also like two.

I like two a little bit.

Nine is good.

I like two a little bit.

I don't know.

Did you recognize two when I said it?

Do you know what I'm talking about?

You sent a typo.

Oh.

And I thought that.

Oh, yeah, I did. I thought the second letter in that was O.
Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. Do you like what I'm talking about? You sent a typo.
And I thought the second letter in that was O.

Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.

Do you like it now?

I like it, yep.

Okay.

It's a good pick.

The big fat red wiffle ball bat that hits all the fucking home runs.

It's the illegal one, the dinger bat.

Yep.

What are you going to say, Max?

What are you going to say, Max?

I mean, that's the child's bat.

That is, and it hits bombs.

But that's like for the kids who don't know how to play wiffle ball.

It hits bombs.

Do you not like bombs?

No, that's the amateur bat, but that's fine.

Okay.

And you don't like to hit a home run derby?

Only if, those are good if you get like one swing a game.

Yeah, and it's so much fun.

Because the ball jumps off that bat.

If you want to play that way, you got to go the fake wooden wiffle ball bats.

Those were the good ones.

That's not nearly as good as the red ones. Yeah, the Mark McGuire stealth red wiffle ball bats.
If you want to play that way, you got to go with the fake wooden wiffle ball bats. Those were the good ones.
That's not nearly as good as the red ones. The Mark McGuire stealth red wiffle ball bats.
Thank you. Hank.
Thank you. The best is the junk ball bat.
Hank knows. That bat is iconic.
Because it's like... The wiffle ball bat is significantly...
When you think wiffle ball, you're thinking yellow bat. Of course.
No one's even considering the red bat. No, no, no.
When you say, hey, what about the red bat? You're like, oh, that's illegal. Was it orange or blue? When you think wiffle ball, you're thinking yellow bat.
No one's even considering the red bat. No, no, no.
When you say, hey, what about the red bat? You're like, oh, that's illegal. Wait, was it orange or blue? This is just the opposite of your red solo cup pick.
No. Yes.
No, it's not. Because when you think wiffle ball, you think the yellow bat.
I didn't say think wiffle ball. I said the red wiffle ball bat.
You guys immediately knew what bat I was thinking. I still can't picture it.
I was thinking of the blue one with the big bear. Shut up.
Shut up. No, this could be an age disconnect, honestly.
This could be good. This could be for the old.
This might be an old's. An old's wiffle ball bat.
Whatever. It's probably what they use at the senior home.
It's a great bat. Yeah.
Hank just said he knew the bat. He just listed it.
Also 30. Also old.
It makes a great sound. You said you knew the bat.
The sound of the red bat is way better than the little bat. I just searched whiffle ball bat on Google, and I have yet to see a red one.
I see blue, black, green. The junk ball bat is also better than any bat.
All right, what did we miss? Honorable mentions. The big red boots.
The big red boots are good. what is red cf is that we were thinking about we were thinking about ketchup and hot sauce but ketchup's like hot sauce is orange red man hot sauce is an orange red man's a good one it's called uh frank's red hot yeah but it's orange uh michael red hot sauce is orange no it's not yes it is embrace debate hot sauce what color is it i'm gonna let's let's ask google okay actually i'm gonna frank's red hot what's the It's orange.
I, it is. Embrace debate.
Hot sauce? What color is it? I'm going to... It's red.

Let's ask Google, okay?

Actually, I'm going to...

It's red.

Frank's red hot.

What's the name of that, I think, Billy, that you used to write all your blogs?

No.

Swedish Fish?

I'll use it sometimes.

Swedish Fish?

Red Swedish Fish are great.

Kane?

The Wrestler?

Do we say Roses?

Red Foreman?

That 70s show?

Yep.

What about...

Isn't Morgan Freeman red in Shawshank? Yep. Yeah.
Ooh, that's a hockey goal. So is red.
Yep. Yep.
Yep. Hockey goal.
The siren. The hockey goal light.
Yeah. Hockey goal light.
That's a good one. Red rocket.
Roses. Roses are red.
It's red hot. Like it's in like hot.
You're, I can't tell if you're joking or not. You just went tape Portnoy on us.
Communism? You said hot. like it's in like hot you're i can't tell if you're joking you just went to portnoy on us communism you said hot like it's it's like emergency red you don't like hot sauce you actually can't eat hot sauce so you're the last person who should talk about hot sauce that's also true i actually like water is watermelon pink or red red pink i think it's i think it might be pink it's kind of pink is it it kind of purple? I was thinking about it, and I was like, it is red.
No, you're just saying it's pink because you know hot sauce and watermelon aren't the same color. Wait, what? Huh? If watermelon's red and hot sauce is red, they're not the same color.
Because watermelon's red in hot sauce. Red bandana games? I just looked at the Pantone for hot sauce.
It's red. It's red.

It's a color from red color family.

Red.

What color is that, Hank?

When it's...

What color is that?

Light orange.

No, wait.

I know what he's saying.

When hot sauce is spread out, it looks a little orange because it's thinner.

Oh, you know who would have been a great one if we wanted to go real opposite age? Elmo. Classic.
Elmo's a classic. Elmo's a good red.
He is. And you know what? It's funny because I remember being...
How old were we when... Tickle the Elmo was when we were...
12? Yeah. So we were past that.
Yeah. And I was like, what's the obsession with Elmo? And now that I have kids, i remember i went to the toy store and there was a big fucking giant barrel of cookie monster and elmo toys there was like two elmos and like a hundred cookie nobody wants all the kids want elmo yep my niece and nephew love elmo it's the only thing they care crazy it's the only thing they care about it's like every kid something wired in their brain elmo just hits with them it's nuts probably a psyop yeah probably a psyop that's exactly what i was gonna say uh anything else kid that loves to be tickled yeah it stinks to high heaven yeah um newspapers get it jake like that one yeah yeah that's nice that's real nice wait did trap uh Trump? Like Soviet Russia.
Yeah. Just in general.
Red. Cincinnati.
The Red Army. Nice.
Good job. We had the right.
Yep. Make America Great Again hats.
Did you Google that to make sure? No. Three R's.
Red, right, Republican. AIDS ribbons.
Max tried to put the Phillies on the list Not sure why Phillies, aren't they more, is that brownish? They wear blue jerseys That's watermelon color, right? The Phillies? The Philadelphia Phillies? Yeah, their hats They couldn't be more red I think they're orange They're not straight red I mean, you guys are They have brown uniforms, though, right? They do not have brown uniforms I'm gonna be honest They have blue uniforms Their hats are blue Their hats are red. I mean, you guys are.
They have brown uniforms, though, right? They do not have brown uniforms. I'm going to be honest.
They have blue uniforms. Their hats are blue.
Their hats are red. Oh, I guess I just get confused.
I don't know why I thought it was like pink. I guess I get confused between my reds and my blues, which one's the dominant color of a logo.
It's natural. It happens to a lot of us.
I guess those hats are red. Dude, I can't tell the difference between shades of red.

Oh, burgundy.

They have burgundy hats.

And you know what's not the same color as their hats?

They do have retro, like, blue hats.

Yeah, yeah.

But those are retro.

Yeah, those are retro.

I was just looking.

Yeah.

I'm thinking Mike Schmidt, burgundy.

Old school.

Dude, I have a really hard time differentiating reds.

What color is hot sauce?

Red. Yeah.
Thank you, Bill. But, like, everything's red.
We should put up a poll. What color is hot sauce? Red.

Yeah.

Thank you, Bill.

But like everything's red.

We should put up a poll.

What color is hot sauce?

I mean, most lopsided poll ever.

Nebraska.

Wisconsin.

Yeah.

Red's a strong color.

Mm-hmm.

No?

You don't like?

No.

The nationals?

Those are red.

Hot sauce.

Those are red.

Oh, yeah.

The angels?

The skins?

Yeah.

I have red hot at my desk. Ooh, red The Skins.
Yeah. I have Red Hot at my desk.
Ooh, Red Hot Chili Peppers. Yeah.
That was a good one. That's a good one.
Shit. There was a lot of good Reds.
Red Red Wine. Yeah.
The Red Baron Pizza. Yep.
That's good pizza. Not the Aviator.
Also. He was World War I.
Yeah, he's an ace. Yeah.
You probably didn't know that until I just told you the bloody red baron of germany there's a song about i don't really know that much about planes you don't know much about dinosaurs either because it turns out that billy's shirt is actually a t-rex i don't know what you're talking about you're wearing a t-rex right now i will show you the email i told you i'll show you the email i sent to the designer what about yesterday what does that mean what did they say you sent like a they're like, all right, we'll just fucking put a T-Rex on this shirt. Yeah, that's what you did.
Billy, what about yesterday when I told you that that was a T-Rex and you told me, no, it's not. Look at the crest.
I'm in denial. I'm in denial.
I want it to be an allosaurus. Look at the crest.
I don't want to make them redraw it because they didn't get the crest right and the jaw wrong. Okay.
Look. Coors.
Coors. Coors.
I mean, it's blue. We literally say blue nonstop.
Yeah, we did not pick Coors Light. Jake, when you think of Coors Light, it's fucking blue.
Dude, I will drink a Coors Light right now and get red. When you think of Wiffle Ball bat, it's yellow.
I said the red Wiffle Ball bat. I said the red Wiffle Ball bat.
And we said the red Coors Light logo. That's not synonymous.
Jake's's correct you guys both had pics that aren't even close to what people related but we're the only ones who have ever done anything wrong right he is upset i'm gonna you're upset he's red he is red right now he's red yeah he's red as fuck i'm gonna tweet out pull right now hank what color is normal hot sauce no no no that'll spoil it you're not gonna spoil the show, it's fine. So it was an audible mention.
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Okay. Red or orange? Those are the choices.
Do a two-minute poll. Okay.
I predict that the answer is going to be 85% red. Canadian flag? Oh, yeah.
That's a good one. Oh.
Blood. Blood.
I said blood. blood.
Your heart. Blood.
Red blood cells. Yep.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Wait, is your blood actually red? Wait, wasn't it that thing? What do you mean? No, the arteries. Yeah, that's blue.
The arteries are blue? Diamond of the Sword bleeds Dodger blue. Mm-hmm.
It's a fact. It's a fact.
It's a fact. Hawks.
I like a red-tailed hawk. Yeah.
Yeah. Something about red-tailed hawks.
R.I.P. Pale Male.
I hate the Cardinals, but a Cardinal seeing a Cardinal in the wild is fucking cool. Yeah.
Male Cardinals. Yeah.
That's very cool. That is very cool.
Whenever you see a hawk, you are legally obligated to be like, look at that. There's a hawk.
Yeah. You have to point it out.
Okay. Good Mount Rushmore, everyone.
Jake got mad for the sixth in a row. Yeah, because you guys talked down on us this whole segment.
You made really good picks, except for the Coors Light pick. No, that was the best.
That was the only one I talked down. They gaslighted.
All the other ones I said were good. So well in the graphic.
I said the Tiger pick was great. They try and shape the narrative to fit their liking.

What was your other pick?

I don't care.

It's going to play

so well in the graphic.

What was your other

Kool-Aid man?

Kool-Aid man was a great pick.

They try and strong arm

our listeners.

Of course it's not a good pick.

You can say it wasn't a good pick.

They take advantage

of our listeners

and strong arm.

You know what, Jake?

Next time we do it.

Red pandas aren't even pandas.

They're raccoons.

Also, not to mention

it's two hosts

versus everyone else.

Jake, next time we do it,

I'll just say

every pick is fucking awesome. No.
No, I will. I will.
We'll do a nice Mount Rushmore. No.
It'll be really nice. That's not my issue.
It'll be really nice. We should throw it.
Who cares? You said I talked down on all your picks. Three out of your four picks, I said we're great picks.
Oh, it's like pretty much 50-50. This is...
Remember when I made this argument last year? Yeah, no. It's fine.

Oh, man.

Salty, salty, boys.

No, it's our show.

Of course.

You need a nap.

It's our show.

Credit to Hank.

It's 66 to 34.

Ooh.

That's pretty cool.

But everybody is saying Buffalo...

Basically 50-50.

Everyone's saying Buffalo is the orange sauce that you're thinking of.

That's an all-star.

66-34 is not basically 50-50. You're hitting 340.
in the all-star game. Okay, good show, boys.
We're all back together for the rest of this week. Excited for that.
Anything else? I'm looking forward to playing some golf with you guys down North Cackalacky. Yeah, go vote on the Mount Rushmore.
We'll see if jake uh can get out of the zeros what's the magic number jake in terms oh for us to lose the whole thing yeah i think it's still too early to tell that was always an exciting time when you refresh the mlb standings and you see magic numbers start to pop up yeah so you got to get those going you got to get those late early jake what was your impression of the draft of uh of george kittle's sub in for you when he when he sat down with billy and did the mount rushmore of famous football plays how do you how would you grade his performance yeah i mean i really have nowhere to speak because i haven't won so So I think when I looked at the poll blind, I saw the graphic before I listened and team two dominated. Max and Hank, there was a no doubter.
I thought we could have maybe – I was surprised on the – going back to Haas's, I was surprised that we didn't get second. I thought – I don't know how they got Genghis Khan, whatever his name is.
I don't know how they got second. Genghis Khan was 5'6".
Hail Mary, baby. People of the world were 5'1".
Yeah, so I thought we were good for a point there. I could beat the shit out of Genghis Khan.
Hopefully it changes. Oh my God.
100%. We'll see.
That dude probably was malnourished and had chlamydia. Genghis Khan was a wild pick.
But it got them second place, which is crazy. Like, yeah, it is what it is.
Yeah, I agree with Jake. What did you guys have in that draft? You had some bad.
We had we had great picks. We had Jared Lorenzen, Rick Ross, Andy Reid, Rick Ross and Big Country.
Big Country was a tough one. Big Country's a hoss.
That's just in the fucking name. You're going to regret talking shit about Khan, I'm telling you.
I will straight up fight Genghis Khan with my bare hands and beat him. Billy's feeling himself right now.
He's calling out Russia. I don't like Billy in this chair.
Yeah no, it's a little too much. You can't do it.
A little too much. I think you may need to go back to the couch next time we're in here.
Genghis Khan will look at you dancing and pick you apart. Dude, Genghis Khan would be scared of my dancing.
Hank, how was your golf weekend? It was good. Me and PFT played on Friday.
We had a good round. It was a good time.
We played at Medina, the Mecca of golf course. Shout out to Johnny Fish for doing shout outs.
Shout out to Johnny Fish and Jay. Hank, how are your numbers? 69.
Nice. 18.
Dude, I'm going to win on another number and I'm going to be so happy. 21.
Billy, if Hank wins on 69, you're going to go on a crazy. No, Jake.
Billy's not even mad. 17.

I don't even.

21.

Shout out, Jay.

Shout out, Jay.

It's Billy in this chair, and then Billy, for the rest of the summer,

is going to have, like, I never have to see these guys ever again energy.

I also think Billy, when somebody else takes 69,

Billy's like, they probably don't even get the joke.

Yeah.

Okay. What was everyone's number? What else takes 69, Billy's like, they probably don't even get the joke.
Yeah.

Okay.

What was everyone number?

What was your number, Billy?

21.

21.

Okay.

Quick appeal to the listeners.

Please vote for Jake and I.

No.

You can't do the tampering.

Tampering. Please.

Please.

Like, I know you want us to see us locked in that room, and that's why you're doing it,

but like, that might not be okay.

28. Oh, damn.
Oh But like that might not be okay. 28.

Oh,

damn.

Oh,

I wanted it to be 26.

That would be crazy.

No,

that would be wild.

Salamanders can regrow their limbs if they got chopped off.

I feel like we should all root for 26 before we move.

So like it's official closing of the chapter,

but every number was picked.

No,

thanks.

Yeah. I like that.
I chapter that every number was picked. No thanks.
I'm a machine.

I like that, Jake.

I like that.

I like that.

Love you guys.

No thanks.

Love you guys.

I love you. Say I need.
At least the minute to be seen, but tell me. Say I need.
At least the minute to be seen, but tell me. Things that can stay.
Yeah, is it like this? Baby, we're gonna be right back. Thank you.
Take me on me

Take me on me