Mt Rushmore Season Begins, Actor Arian Moayed (Stewy From Succession), Nuggets Parade + Fyre Fest

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Speaker 1 On today's Pardon My Take, Mount Rushmore season is back.

Speaker 1 We are ready to kick off Mount Rushmore season. It's going to be the best Mount Rushmore season we've ever had.
We have some stakes involved. We have some great pairings.

Speaker 1 We're going to start with the Mount Rushmore of Lifetime Stats You Wish You Had.

Speaker 1 We also have a great, great interview with actor Arian Moued.

Speaker 1 And it was awesome. He's Stewie from Succession.
It's one of those interviews we did. He came in the studio and we walked out being like, that guy rocks.
He is the man.

Speaker 1 So some really cool, interesting stories from him about Robin Williams, about a succession, everything.

Speaker 1 We have movie review, Man on Fire, one of Denzel Washington's best movies.

Speaker 3 In honor of Mount Rushmore season,

Speaker 3 who's on your Mount Rushmore presidents?

Speaker 1 Ooh, Penn Franklin.

Speaker 3 I got, I like Hamilton.

Speaker 3 Alexander Hamilton.

Speaker 1 Hank, who do you got? Dave Portnoy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, good call.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 Hank.

Speaker 1 For a dollar, name a president, Hank. Taft.
Taft. Taft.
Taft. Robert Taft.
Robert Taft.

Speaker 4 Oh, Bobby T.

Speaker 1 Robbie T. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay, so great show coming your way.

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Speaker 1 Welcome to part in my take. Today is Friday, June 16th,

Speaker 1 and it's baseball season.

Speaker 3 Yeah, and Ricky Fowler's back.

Speaker 1 Ricky Fowler's all the way back.

Speaker 3 62.

Speaker 1 62. U.S.
Open record, I believe. Holy shit.
That's

Speaker 1 Shawly could shoot a better one. So we're taping this in the afternoon because PFT, Hank, and Max are going to Austin tonight.
But yes, it is U.S. Open.
It is baseball season.

Speaker 1 It is that first moment after all the other sports. And you're like, okay, summertime.
It's hooky season.

Speaker 3 It is. If you like playing hookie, and I think that you do, perfect time of year to just skip out on work.
It's important to have that work-life balance, you know? Yeah.

Speaker 3 Skip out on work, go to the baseball game, and have a couple cold ones.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you don't want to be a work-work guy.

Speaker 3 No, you don't. It's also parade season.
Yeah. Parade season.
The Nuggets had their championship parade today. For all those that thought that

Speaker 3 Jokic was going to go home to Serbia and just be in a stable staring at his horses for hours on end. Not yet.
Not yet. There's plenty of time for that later.

Speaker 3 He said that Thursday was the best day of my fucking life. And you know, I told you, I don't want to stay in parade, but I fucking want to stay in parade.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Love it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Because people were starting, not me, but I did see some of the discourse being like, oh, Jokic, like, he's trying too hard to not care because I guess he lost his, he didn't know where his NBA Finals MVP was.

Speaker 1 I don't think Jokic is doing, he's just being himself. It's like Brooks.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's not like he's going online being like, ooh, am I getting points for not caring? Like, he's himself.

Speaker 3 I was going to say, like, he is kind of a Blake. Yeah.
Jokic is, is, he's got big Blake energy. Blakeovich.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Blakeovich.
I like it. I like it.
So he's, I'm, he's still, he's still our king. I'm not going to turn on him because he lost the finals MVP.

Speaker 7 No.

Speaker 1 He's been drunk. He's been having fun.
What the fuck? Let him enjoy himself.

Speaker 1 You know how you've seen it, I'm sure, as well, where people are like, he's trying too hard to not care. It's like, no, he's just being an honest guy.

Speaker 3 Yeah, he's just sick of running. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And what's the payoff? Like, where he's not online. He doesn't have like a huge social media following.
I don't even know if he has social media. Like,

Speaker 1 he's not doing this for some payoff where it's like he's going to gain some points. He's just being honest.
The guy wants to see his horses.

Speaker 3 I think it's funny because

Speaker 3 if you asked me a couple years ago, I probably would have sided more with people that are like, he's trying hard to not care,

Speaker 3 but only for the reason that as a sports fan watching that, if you see somebody reach the peak of their entire profession, it's a profession that you care about watching on TV so much, and they win a championship and then they're like, oh, whatever, then you feel about yourself like, well, why do I care so much if this guy is so good and he doesn't care?

Speaker 3 Right. But at the end of the day, with Jokic, I think it's 100% legit.
Like, he spends all year in a country where he doesn't speak the native language. That's not his first language.

Speaker 3 He's like, picked it up along the way.

Speaker 3 So he wants to go home and, again, see his horses. He wants to go home and talk Serbian to his horses.
Yes.

Speaker 1 So let him, let Jokic just be himself. Let him do his thing.

Speaker 1 Also, shout out Mike Malone, Michael Malone. Oh, no, today he was Mike.
He was Mike. He was dating Mike.
Yeah, he was prison Mike today.

Speaker 3 Nice to meet me.

Speaker 1 Maybe on the way to prison, Mike. He was the drunkest guy at the parade.
I know

Speaker 1 when you see these parades, usually the coach is not the drunkest guy.

Speaker 1 I fucking love Mike Malone.

Speaker 3 We're running the shit back.

Speaker 1 We got to get him back on the show. Yeah.
He's watching him backwards hat, running the shit back.

Speaker 1 Bruce E. B.
He was calling him. He was like, he was catching, look like fireball shots from the crowd.

Speaker 1 He was in a cherry picker. I think it was a, maybe it was a fire engine he was on.
He'd look like he was having the best time ever. He said, we some greedy bastards, baby.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So Mike Malone, the man. He had a huge chain.

Speaker 1 What a boss.

Speaker 3 He was like the embodiment of the how do you do kids meme when he was rocking the backwards hat oversized t-shirt that said like put these nugs in your pipe and smoke it or whatever. Yes.

Speaker 3 And then just hammered with a giant t-shirt on. He looked awesome.
He looked like he was having the time of his life. And

Speaker 3 I would give him the parade MVP, the P MVP. And then I would also give this other guy who caught a beer that was thrown at the parade.
Have you seen the interview on the news with this guy?

Speaker 3 This is the most Denver bro of all time.

Speaker 3 Listen to this dude react to catching a beer and then chugging it on the air.

Speaker 9 And as soon as I seen it, I was like, I know what I got to do. Looked at my boy, said, this is for us.
Bang, bang. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 10 So you made eye contact with him and they threw you a beer?

Speaker 9 Yeah, no, literally, yeah. Like, because I was hyping up the crowd and he engaged it, and then he just looked right at me, and I was like, dude, I'm the one, bro.
Come on, send it my way.

Speaker 9 And as soon as he did, he launched it. I fucking caught it.
And that's just a history story after that.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? It's just a history story after that.

Speaker 3 History story after that. That dude's awesome.

Speaker 1 Oh, hell yes. He reminds me of the.
Did you see the video of the Philly guy?

Speaker 11 Oh, the I-95 guy?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I-95. He's like, yo, I was sleeping, and I woke up, and then the bridge was gone.

Speaker 1 He's like, we lost to the World Series, we lost the Super Bowl, we lost I-95.

Speaker 1 Did he say that? Yeah. What?

Speaker 1 Oh, no.

Speaker 1 I didn't hear that part.

Speaker 3 Step our highway game up, Max. I have it.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Let's play it.

Speaker 12 Let's hear it. The one that went, it was separate from the video that went viral on Twitter.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay. Yeah, we should just have a, just when there's not a lot of sports to talk about, dude's rock.

Speaker 3 Just, yeah, just go interview a bro. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Dude's rock of the week. Yeah, dude's rock of the week.
All right. Other things.
Yeah, U.S. Open going on right now.
Max looking good, strong for his first day. What did he finish at? Does he finish?

Speaker 3 I think he finished at minus two?

Speaker 1 Okay. I think two on

Speaker 1 a good showing from Max. That's a good showing.
You can't, it's what we were talking about.

Speaker 1 Put the towel over the leaderboard.

Speaker 1 You can't worry about Ricky Fowler being minus eight because it's Ricky Fowler minus eight, Shoffley minus seven, and then the next person, Scotty Scheffler minus three.

Speaker 1 Obviously, Brooks hasn't gone yet. Bunch of big names in the afternoon haven't gone yet.
But more importantly,

Speaker 3 Max's course record still stands. Yes.

Speaker 10 Yes, unless Shoffley nails this Birdie Pott.

Speaker 1 Oh. 261.

Speaker 1 Isn't he minus seven?

Speaker 10 No, he's tied right now. Oh, no.

Speaker 3 Did I just jinx Max's course record? Jesus. On his home track.

Speaker 1 Max PFT. Yeah.

Speaker 10 But yeah, I think it's a good spot for Max.

Speaker 11 Outside of those two crazy numbers, like, he's right there.

Speaker 3 You can't lose your record to a guy.

Speaker 1 The course is coming. Yeah.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 I feel like

Speaker 3 this course is kind of washed right now.

Speaker 1 Speed is the only person to ever finish 10 under for a major for the U.S. Open.
Really? And there's no way. I mean,

Speaker 1 I feel like the course is coming. Brooks is going to come back.
They're not shooting minus eight again tomorrow.

Speaker 3 How's that going to happen? You think pin placements are going to be more dangerous? Wind.

Speaker 1 They'll call up the wind.

Speaker 4 Yeah, hit up DARPA.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Just be like, hey, guys, we're going to need a gust.

Speaker 3 Max also could have been 3-under. There was one putt that he had that just did a 360, stayed on the lip.

Speaker 10 He also had some great par saves.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to congratulate par saves.

Speaker 1 I'm just not. I expect more.
All right. Yeah, I'm holding the high standard positive.
discourse. Yeah.
And I feel good about him, but I'm also, you know,

Speaker 1 we got to be positive, but we also got to be, we can't just be giving out gumdrops and

Speaker 1 candy canes for gold minus two.

Speaker 1 We got to build off.

Speaker 1 Good start, build off.

Speaker 3 Yeah, you know who else gave out gold stars to everybody?

Speaker 1 Yes. That's true.
Oh, here's Sam Bennett.

Speaker 1 What else we got? Anything before we get to Mount Rushmore season, which I'm so excited for. God damn it, do I love Mount Rushmore?

Speaker 3 I just want to say that if I lived in Las Vegas, this isn't about the Golden Knights. this is about the Oakland Athletics.

Speaker 3 If I lived in Las Vegas, I would not go to an Oakland athletic game once they moved to town.

Speaker 3 I think Las Vegas needs to stand, or at least threaten to stand, with Oakland fans. Because think about it this way.

Speaker 3 If you're getting a team that's illegally robbed from a city and deposited into your city as your new home team to root for, that's like if you hook up with a chick who's married and then you expect that that person is going to be loyal to you.

Speaker 3 This is a piece of shit owner. Las Vegas should do, in solidarity with Oakland, tell them we're not going to go to these games.
You can't just take a team away from it.

Speaker 3 If you want to relocate a team, that owner, first of all, he's a billionaire. He's have to pay for his own stadium.
Bleep that out, please.

Speaker 1 F him.

Speaker 3 Bleep that out, too.

Speaker 1 Fuck him in the ass.

Speaker 3 Fuck him up the A's.

Speaker 1 Fuck him in the eye hole.

Speaker 3 Yeah, so you should, if you do move a team, you should have to go to prison for five years.

Speaker 1 Okay. How's that? How's that?

Speaker 3 Just go to jail.

Speaker 3 You should go to jail in the town that you abandoned. And then, yeah, you can get out of prison if you make it.
And then you can collect your billions of dollars on the other end.

Speaker 1 Counterpoint, there's probably some like kids in Las Vegas right now growing up and they're like, yeah, I mean, we just win Stanley Cups and we steal Oakland teams.

Speaker 3 I guess so.

Speaker 1 The Raiders, they've got practice. They do have practice stealing.
There's a lot of practice stealing stealing.

Speaker 3 The Raiders bounced around a little bit, though.

Speaker 1 But they still were stolen from the same stadium that the A's play in.

Speaker 3 It just, it feels dirty. I would not, I would not be comfortable supporting that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, it's with the brothers. I love the A's doing the reverse boycott.
It looked awesome, and they won seven games in a row.

Speaker 1 Are they still the worst team?

Speaker 3 I think they're tied for the worst record. I've lost a lot of money in the last seven days on my Oakland Athletics bet, which is just the system.
I'm betting against their ownership.

Speaker 3 But still, I think it's close to being.

Speaker 3 It's about breaking.

Speaker 10 The A's are a game better than the Royals.

Speaker 1 Oh, wow. They've lost nine in a row.

Speaker 10 They're 18 and 50.

Speaker 1 Wow. Huge.
That's crazy when you win seven games in a row to go 18 and 50. Yeah.

Speaker 10 Well, they're 19 and 51 now.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but you won seven games in a row to...

Speaker 1 So you were 12 and 50.

Speaker 3 What's his name, John Fisher? 11 and 50.

Speaker 1 Yeah, John Fisher. Fuck John Fisher.

Speaker 3 Fuck John Fisher. John Fisher doesn't love you, bro.
Las Vegas. He doesn't love you.

Speaker 1 We stand with Oakland. And now we lost 95.
So

Speaker 3 looks like we were just taking L's.

Speaker 1 So he doesn't have the best luck right now. We lost the World Series.
We lost the Super Bowl. Now we lost 95.
So

Speaker 1 looks like we were just taking l's it does look like

Speaker 3 heck what did that clip say i didn't hear it

Speaker 1 you're not having the best luck right now we're just we lost the super bowl we lost the world series now we lost 95 yeah so it looks like we're just taking elves as a boston fan max what do you think about that nah that guy's a legend boston

Speaker 1 um all right should we get to mount rush war season then great interview and uh we'll see everyone uh we're gonna go yeah we'll do both those things fire fest

Speaker 3 max's course course record still stands.

Speaker 1 Yes, Max's course record still stands. Clap it up.
Plap it up. And he did it as a young college kid.
Cantley is about to come out hot. Oh, okay.
So classic Hank rooting against our friends.

Speaker 1 No, Brooks, Max, Cant Lay.

Speaker 1 You know Patrick?

Speaker 1 No, but I bet on him.

Speaker 1 Can't Lay. So if it was Brooks versus Cantley at the end.
Brooks. Yes.
Yeah. If it's Brooks and Max at the end.
Hank.

Speaker 1 Oh, if it

Speaker 1 would win more money.

Speaker 3 I would say Max. I would say Max because it's his first.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Although it's Brooks 6, that would fucking rock.

Speaker 3 I'm going to wait till what Charlie tells me to say.

Speaker 1 You know what? If it's Brooks and Max at the end, I'll just close my eyes.

Speaker 3 Hank,

Speaker 3 if it's Cant Lay and either Max or Brooks. Max or Brooks.

Speaker 3 Will you cash out your Cant Lay?

Speaker 1 I won't be able to because we'll be in Texas, but in theory, I would. You would.
I mentally will. And I would imagine.

Speaker 1 I mentally will cash out. Fair point.

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Speaker 1 Okay, Mount Rushmore season.

Speaker 1 It is time if you are new to the show. Every summer, we do Mount Rushmore season.
There's been different iterations of it.

Speaker 1 We've obviously added people to the show because we want everyone to get involved.

Speaker 1 We thought maybe like a six-man Mount Rushmore would be pretty tedious and long. So we're doing teams again, and the teams are Max and Hank, two guys that love each other, Billy and Jake.

Speaker 3 You guys should just be the Celtics.

Speaker 1 Team Celts. Yeah, Team Celts.
And then PFT and myself, I think we stretched all the age ranges with these Mount Rushmores.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 AWL threw out the idea that we should probably have a punishment this year to make it a little more interesting. Hank has already said no to this.
I've talked to everyone else. Hank just got here.

Speaker 3 Well, he doesn't know what the punishment is, but he gave a preemptive no to it.

Speaker 1 Well, before we even get into it, again, we've talked about it. We talked about it on FAQs a few weeks ago.
You guys, and it's fine, it's fun exercise. It's good to get the banter going.

Speaker 1 But you guys ruined Mount Rushmore two years ago when you threw the Pizza Toppings draft. I will never be able to take it seriously again.
That kind of was the end of the competitive side of it.

Speaker 1 I've actually gone back and

Speaker 1 thought faith can never really, like,

Speaker 1 I can't take it seriously as a competition. I've thought about it.

Speaker 1 I can talk about my picks, but your lack of competitiveness.

Speaker 1 I've thought about it. I've thought about it.

Speaker 3 And Double Olives was actually a great pick for a season draft. The older I get, the more I realize I wasn't throwing that at all.

Speaker 1 You guys literally raised it.

Speaker 1 We did it so you could get a win.

Speaker 3 You're trying to cancel Mount Rushmore?

Speaker 1 That's lame. That's what I'm talking about.
Okay,

Speaker 1 Lockwoke. That's in the past.
Let's move forward. Let's make it competitive again.
I think what we should do is.

Speaker 1 No, and you guys throw the votes. You guys had the two.

Speaker 1 No, no, no. Listen, listen.
I've thought about it. I've thought about it.
Listen. The graphic will be posted with no names attached.
So it'll be team one, team two, team three.

Speaker 1 I promise you that I think what we should do is we should do like a two-hour voting window and no retweets during those windows. So we can't talk about it.

Speaker 1 People vote. They just see the graphic.
They vote. We can talk about it after the votes are done, but that's it.

Speaker 1 So that way we get both like people, you know, arguing online, Mount Rushmore season later on in the afternoon of show days, but we also get a clean vote that has no

Speaker 1 one pushing it one way or the other.

Speaker 1 What's the punishment? Okay.

Speaker 1 The punishment, and again, let me just say: five out of six of us in this room are in on this. Hank, you were the last person to turn your key.
I haven't heard.

Speaker 1 Okay, so I was thinking through punishments, and I was thinking, well, the bowling punishment was great because people could watch along. People like to see, you know, us get punished.

Speaker 1 The punishment punishment that I am offering up for Mount Rushmore season is

Speaker 1 the losing team has to do a 24-hour stream in a white-padded room, solitary confinement. Obviously, you're not solitary because you're with someone else.

Speaker 1 24 hours, nothing else in the room but the two of you.

Speaker 11 With a P-hole.

Speaker 1 With a P-hole.

Speaker 1 No, he's obsessed with the P-hole.

Speaker 1 He wants a glory hole so badly. Let's just get a bunch of people.
I just don't. It's hard.
I mean, again, if it's five out of six, like, I guess I'll, I, you know, that doesn't matter anyway.

Speaker 1 My vote doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 you're going to rig it so that you guys don't have to watch it. No, no, no, I'm not going to watch one of us.

Speaker 1 No, we're not at all going to do that. If we rig it,

Speaker 3 we will be posted anonymously, and we're not going to retweet it for two hours.

Speaker 1 Our fingers out of the face. Listen, I'm down for it.
I'm down for the added content. 24 hours.

Speaker 1 You know, and if you guys told us me and Max had to do it anyway, I would do it. But this is is just, you know, you guys are talking about the self-you guys are.

Speaker 3 It's fine. Memes was saying maybe you get one ball.

Speaker 1 Well, no, we were saying

Speaker 1 adding something every two hours. So it's like, after two hours, maybe we add a pen and a paper.
After another two hours, you could sleep in there. You can do whatever.
You can just sleep. Yeah.

Speaker 1 For 24 hours.

Speaker 3 So many push-ups.

Speaker 1 People just watching you sleep.

Speaker 3 Billy's going to treat this.

Speaker 1 I would just want to know how that happened. What if you got a boner while you're sleeping?

Speaker 1 I was going to say I would just go in a bender before and then sleep. Then that would be miserable.
I think it should be also, there should only be one pillow allowed in the whole room.

Speaker 1 You know what's going to happen?

Speaker 3 If it's Hank, he's going to start yawning and Max is going to actually kill him. It will be like a prison cell.

Speaker 1 It's going to be a psychological test for the losing team.

Speaker 11 What happens if someone snaps, though?

Speaker 3 You start hallucinating. That's great for ratings.

Speaker 11 Can we have someone on call?

Speaker 1 And we could do, Hank, what we can also do is we could do a picture in a picture where the losing team is in the 24 hours by themselves, and we could have the other four winning teams could offer some

Speaker 1 commentary at certain points to keep the stream interesting. Yeah, listen,

Speaker 1 I'm never going to turn down extra content. That'd be a good stream.

Speaker 1 It'd be a great stream.

Speaker 1 No phones. Let's just hope you guys are on it.

Speaker 3 No phones, just guys.

Speaker 1 And honestly, I guess if I'm really thinking out loud, it's like if AWS really want to watch one of these teams do it, they want to watch you guys have to go in there. Sure.
Oh, yeah. I guess so.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 3 No, they would never want to torture you.

Speaker 1 Well, now you're doing what you accused us of doing. You're

Speaker 1 thinking out loud. I'm thinking out loud.

Speaker 7 It is a good point.

Speaker 12 It's a valid point, by me.

Speaker 1 You're rigging the vote. I'm thinking.
No, see, that's the thing. It's already contentious.
You're rigging the vote. All right, so you're in for this.
Yeah, I does it. Five out of six.

Speaker 1 It doesn't matter. Yeah.

Speaker 11 Are we going to be allowed to sleep overnight?

Speaker 3 Yeah, you can sleep. Like in 24 hours.

Speaker 11 We're going to be left alone.

Speaker 1 Can Billy's dog come?

Speaker 3 No, no, no dogs.

Speaker 1 No, but we'll.

Speaker 3 Actually, Jake and Billy's dog in a room together would be very funny.

Speaker 1 We were thinking about, you know, we'll add, we'll add. I actually think me and Max would be the worst combination.
I think you guys would be pretty good.

Speaker 1 We'll add different things throughout. Like, you know, we were saying that hour four, we had like a Game Boy with very little battery left, shit like that.

Speaker 1 Just to, you know, we'll keep splicing it up. But you are

Speaker 1 in a cell for 24 hours or a padded room. I don't want to say a cell.
We don't want to get Mr. Beast canceled here.

Speaker 1 You're in a padded room for 24 hours with your partner.

Speaker 1 When? After Mount Rushmore season. Which is, I'm like, we'll do it in September.

Speaker 1 It's got to be like a Tuesday or when. I actually was thinking what would be funny is if we did it.
You guys want to do this in the football season?

Speaker 1 I'm going to say it. No, what would be funny? I can't do Labor Day weekend.
No, no, no. I already can't.
What would be funny?

Speaker 1 I'll throw this out there. I don't know if the office will be fully ready to be able to pull this off, but what would be funny is to do

Speaker 1 start the

Speaker 1 Wednesday night before the kickoff for NFL season. So you get out and there's NFL.

Speaker 3 That would be good.

Speaker 1 I mean, I'm just future you in the off chance that you do lose, like, you would

Speaker 1 football season is. We're going to try to win.
We're going to try to win.

Speaker 1 Hey, what about birthday presents here?

Speaker 10 What about the happy president?

Speaker 1 No, well, this is running on Friday, but we'll... Do you want to?

Speaker 3 Well, you have to take this call. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Hello?

Speaker 1 He's taking the call for Hank's birthday presentation. Hello? Yes.
It's a stripper. Yeah, it is.
okay i'll be right there sucked off on i'll be right there right now big boy

Speaker 1 yeah you want to

Speaker 1 watch oh maybe we add a stripper all right bye

Speaker 1 we're at hour seven there's a stripper added bill you want to go escorter i was actually

Speaker 3 keyhole if we did it in some sort of a room that had a glass wall what about bathroom we could have the stripper just dance for us on the other side of the wall we're gonna watch

Speaker 1 a shit wool out we'll out every two hours you get or every three hours you get like a five minute bathroom break what if your body doesn't align with that You're going to have to train to hold it in.

Speaker 1 Every three hours, you can't.

Speaker 13 Are you not potty trained? To poop?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Three hours you can't.
You can't go. You shit before you go in, and I think you'll be okay.

Speaker 3 What's the food situation? The food situation is whatever

Speaker 3 we order to you.

Speaker 1 Whoever the losers or winners are get to decide the food situation. We put it through a hole in the wall.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's going to be great. There's a high chance to all over it.

Speaker 3 Well, there's a 33%. There's a very easy way to not do it, and that's just

Speaker 3 to win.

Speaker 1 Great. Yeah.

Speaker 1 All right, hey. hey,

Speaker 3 happy 30th birthday. This is great.

Speaker 1 We got

Speaker 3 we got $200 worth of Taco Bell because that's the most that they would allow me to order. Um, we're gonna have to make our own quesoritos.

Speaker 1 That's a delight. I'm starving

Speaker 3 and we got some Baja Blast for the boys coming in soon. Oh, hell yes.
So, what are we gonna do?

Speaker 10 Like, three points for first place, one point for second?

Speaker 1 Um, yeah, how do we, yeah,

Speaker 1 how do we decide that's

Speaker 1 or no? It should go three, two, one. Three points for first, two points for second, one point for last.

Speaker 11 What if we make last negative points?

Speaker 1 That would be pretty interesting.

Speaker 3 Last place, negative one point.

Speaker 1 Or I guess two, one, zero is fine. Yeah, two, one, zero is fine.
Yeah, but when you add in negative. Negative, negative.
Yeah.

Speaker 11 Or one, zero, negative.

Speaker 3 It's just easier if it's two one zero.

Speaker 1 Okay. Negative.
So we're going to kick off Mount Rushmore. And the voting is only on Twitter.

Speaker 1 We're not giving the other platforms a voice. Would you like to? How can we do that? I care about the other platforms.
Yeah, how could you do that? I don't know.

Speaker 3 Okay. We can set up a poll on Instagram, right? IG Stories.

Speaker 10 Well, then you'd have to consolidate the poll results. I think it has to be one poll.
We just have to decide.

Speaker 1 It's one poll. Why can't you just get

Speaker 1 you guys? Whatever. No, okay, fine.
We can do Instagram. That's fine.

Speaker 1 What about Google Drive for a poll? Okay. That's...
No.

Speaker 1 Hank. And you need ID.
As our numbers guy, we can do a poll on Instagram and a poll on Twitter, and you can consolidate. You can can do the numbers.

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 3 I said we keep it simple, just like we've done every single year, which is we put the poll out at the same time of day on Twitter, and we vote on Twitter.

Speaker 10 People can listen to the show and then rig it.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 based on who they want.

Speaker 1 That is out of our control. You want to do the poll before anyone listens? Mail-in voting makes no sense.

Speaker 4 Let's do mail-in.

Speaker 1 No, I'm down. This is going to be a disaster, but

Speaker 1 let's let the chaos ensue. Yeah.
Oh, let's go

Speaker 3 Southeast Blast for the boys.

Speaker 1 This is a delight.

Speaker 1 We could also, if you guys want, if you think it would be smarter to do the polls like the day after the show comes out, so it's not, people don't have it in their mind of who picked what, we could do that.

Speaker 1 I was just saying this now. Whatever we pick, we have to stick with.
It can't be like someone starts to lose and then we change the polls. Agreed.
Agreed. What if we tweet the poll?

Speaker 1 I'm down with just Twitter. Two-hour window.
Two-hour window. I'm all staying alone.
Nine o'clock every day. Turn off tweets and replies.
Yeah. Noon to two.
Turn off tweets and replies.

Speaker 1 That's smart, Jay. Yeah, that is smart.

Speaker 1 Noon to two every day, the poll will go up, and it will be blind. Team one, team two, team three.
And we'll switch up the teams. Like, we'll switch up where they are.
Yeah, exactly. All right.
Okay.

Speaker 1 I like my team. I actually think.
I like my team.

Speaker 1 And AWLs have to vote who they actually think wins. So no rigging on your side.
You can't. I mean, you can vote for what you want.
Well, no, you already. Free country.
You already tried to rig for me.

Speaker 1 Free country, big cat. All right.
It's free country. Okay.
I'm voting.

Speaker 1 It's like voting for the green candidate. Hank and Max

Speaker 1 in that cell would be so good. I think they would be famous.
And you would get the benefit of me and PFT being able to commentate for

Speaker 1 exactly.

Speaker 12 Less producers.

Speaker 1 You have no idea.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 3 Big Kat. I was thinking that if me and you have to do the punishment, we probably just won't talk at all because we don't want to.
We save for the show. Yeah, we want to stay for the show.

Speaker 3 So we're probably just going to...

Speaker 1 Probably nap.

Speaker 3 I mean, you're tired. You're a dad.
You got to catch up on sleep.

Speaker 3 You're just going to nap the entire time.

Speaker 1 Hank would literally sleep the entire time no like that's all that's all he does okay everyone all right so before yeah but max you you would also pace you would do a lot of pacing around the room and not let not let hank sleep all right so before you go one last rule before the two two members go in they have to take 120 milligrams of vaderol i could power through that

Speaker 1 i might have a cycle that sounds illegal that sounds illegal give me that and some some MJ and I'd still power through and sleep.

Speaker 1 Okay, all right. So first up.

Speaker 3 It's like you're having a knife fight in your stomach. between

Speaker 1 the wolf of Wall Street.

Speaker 1 First up, we're going to do Mount Rushmore lifetime stats we wish we had. So, these are stats you wish you could just pull up and be like, oh, I've done this many times.

Speaker 1 In terms of order, snake draft, obviously, I'm going to put a number behind my back,

Speaker 1 one, two, or three. I'll show PFT.
You want me to show the camera, too? Questionable, your teammate. How do you want to do it? Lottery ball.

Speaker 3 We did lottery ball closest to.

Speaker 1 All right, but that's easier when you

Speaker 1 have someone. big big cat how is this how is this difficult? That's what we did last year.
How is this so difficult? It's just everything is a lot more there's so much more

Speaker 1 who said they wanted there to be more at stake. You got it because now it's already like again.

Speaker 1 Like I used to love that you guys used to get so mad about the Mount Rushmore polls and then you just ruined it.

Speaker 3 So big cat, just tell me what the number is. I'm going to write

Speaker 1 to take you guys at your volume. I'm going to put a number behind my back.
Okay.

Speaker 3 And then I typed one button.

Speaker 1 All right. So PFC's hands are up.
So you guess, then you guys guess. If neither of you get it, then we get to pick it up.
One to what? One, one, two, or three.

Speaker 3 And if you get it, if you get it right, then you go on what days should they go? We should do it every day.

Speaker 4 Yeah, so that everyone has the same position.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, no, we'll just start rotating off. Oh, then who cares? Three.
Okay, you got it. Okay.
All right, great. Do I get to pick up? Do we get to pick? Yeah, you guys get to pick the first order.

Speaker 1 What? And then we're going to just rotate from that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So you guys say, do you guys, you guys pick the order? Oh, man. Fuck.
We'll go first. Okay.
Who's going to go second? You. Okay.
All right.

Speaker 10 So you guys will go

Speaker 1 clockwise. Yeah.
So you guys.

Speaker 1 Are you sure Max?

Speaker 3 Are you sure Max wouldn't be more comfortable going second?

Speaker 1 Well, no, Jake's the new second guy. That's true.
He's in second place. He is.
All right. So, Mount Rushmore of lifetime stats you wish you had.

Speaker 1 I love that. Beers drank.

Speaker 1 Good first pick.

Speaker 1 That would have probably been our first first pick. Good first pick.

Speaker 3 Yeah, great first pick.

Speaker 1 Great first pick.

Speaker 1 Okay. Anything else you want to say about that? What's your guys' guess?

Speaker 1 My guess is

Speaker 1 if you're averaging and you obviously have to average out over the years,

Speaker 1 10-ish beers a night drank.

Speaker 1 Over 15 years.

Speaker 1 No, average. Like, sometimes it's 20, sometimes it's five.

Speaker 3 Do you think you drank 10 beers a day for 10 10 years?

Speaker 1 No, 10 beers a night drank. Like, I don't.

Speaker 1 If I'm drinking, I'm. I think I drank 5,000 beers in college, if I had to guess.
25 beers a week for. I can't do math.

Speaker 11 I'm going 35, 52 weeks in a year.

Speaker 1 35 a week for 52 weeks, but you've only.

Speaker 3 Yeah, but you definitely haven't drank as much beer as us.

Speaker 1 Right. I think no matter what you would guess, he had probably drinks.
He's probably drank more beer than me. Yeah, it would be an awesome statue.

Speaker 1 Okay, PFT.

Speaker 3 I've drank a Zillion. I did the math one time.

Speaker 1 I think we should go with five if we want to do that. If we want to just keep...
And we can get the other ones. What do you think?

Speaker 1 I like one.

Speaker 3 Yeah. I like one a lot.

Speaker 1 Okay. That might get taken.

Speaker 1 I don't think they're going to take five. You're not going to take five.
We're going to take five. All right.
Our first pick will be

Speaker 1 biggest shits taken.

Speaker 3 I want to know.

Speaker 10 Wait, like length or weight?

Speaker 1 Weight, length, everything. You get all the stats about about all my shits.

Speaker 3 Yeah, you get like Amazon Prime stats. Yeah.

Speaker 7 What are you shit?

Speaker 12 I had that down. I took it off because who really cares?

Speaker 1 Like, you're going to go out here and like. I would absolutely want to know.
You're going to go around and flex your boys about like... I disagree, Max, but I completely agree with you.

Speaker 1 Max is right. Do you guys have a shit group chat?

Speaker 3 Have you ever heard of a little app called Snapchat that was entirely invented just so people could send pictures of their shits to you?

Speaker 1 It'd also be sick to have all the stats where it's like how much bigger they got as you got older.

Speaker 1 I think I've taken a five pound ship before i do too no five oh yeah yes yes who cares yes yeah yeah you care you care who cares uh okay or or even like or even like uh uh

Speaker 1 pantone yeah yeah

Speaker 1 all the stats yeah you get like a kurt goldberry heat map sometimes you have like one green one and you're like what the hell was that sometimes orange yeah yeah a spray dude you could also do a spray chart of your toilet yeah percentage of diarrhea like oh my god.

Speaker 1 It would be incredible.

Speaker 3 I want to see Lamar Jack.

Speaker 1 Sounds like you guys like this pick. That's a great pick.
No, thanks, Jake.

Speaker 1 Thanks, Jake. All right.
Jake here.

Speaker 11 Jake, will you do the honors? Yeah.

Speaker 10 Number of times you've ejaculated.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay. Bonk.
That's gross. Hell yeah.
You got to put on the graphic like that.

Speaker 1 That's just a preposterous way to say that.

Speaker 3 All, all, every time, and we want some of the stats, volume, mobility.

Speaker 1 Wait, so you thought shits was weird and you want this? Yeah, this is. is wait, but you thought

Speaker 1 you were like, What are you going to tell your friends about the shits? Are you going to tell your friends about shits? No, no, but but then you're like, it's just for you, guys.

Speaker 3 Just like look at the numbers on this load that I shot last night. No, no, but but it's for you percentage that ended up in your belly button, yeah.

Speaker 1 Just like yes, how much you can nut Billy wants to do a combine for his sperm.

Speaker 3 That's what I'm getting out of all this.

Speaker 1 Okay, that'd be fun. All right, good first pick.
Oh, we gotta go uh snake draft,

Speaker 1 yep.

Speaker 1 Uh,

Speaker 11 number of serial serial killers walked by.

Speaker 3 That's a pretty good pick, Billy.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 11 Because then it's like, holy shit, six.

Speaker 1 What to find a serial killer?

Speaker 11 I think it's over three people.

Speaker 1 Okay. Three and over.
Okay.

Speaker 11 I think double homicide is not serial.

Speaker 1 Good pick. Good pick.

Speaker 3 Like separate occasions.

Speaker 3 Yeah, separate occasions, right?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Premeditated shit.

Speaker 11 Manslaughter, I think, also counts.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Okay.
Okay. That's a good pick.

Speaker 11 Actually, no, no manslaughter.

Speaker 1 But Billy, you spent a lot of time at the VA with your fellow veterans, so your numbers would be pretty crazy.

Speaker 11 That doesn't count.

Speaker 1 Okay. All right.
So wars don't count?

Speaker 3 I mean, we're moving to Oblock.

Speaker 1 Wars don't count?

Speaker 1 No. Okay, so Billy doesn't count.

Speaker 11 War crimes do count. War crimes count.

Speaker 1 According to who?

Speaker 1 Yeah, defined crime. Convict, then.
Convict Hague? Okay. All right.
Has to be convicted.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I mean, we hung out with Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 11 Fair trial.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Our next pick. Now I think we should go five.

Speaker 7 Yeah, we'll take five.

Speaker 3 All right.

Speaker 3 The number

Speaker 3 and amount of drugs that you've taken. And type.
And type of drugs that you've taken. Everything.

Speaker 1 Just all the drugs you've taken. You get to have.

Speaker 10 That's what we want on the graphic. Number.

Speaker 3 Drugs taken.

Speaker 1 Drugs, drugs taken.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 3 You've got like all the little icons that I'm envisioning pulling up like you're in minority report and you're like tapping. Okay, here's where I took ecstasy in Hong Kong.
Here's

Speaker 1 just how much cocaine did I do in my 20s? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Would like to know that.

Speaker 1 And then the weird ones. You get the weird ones that are like one-time only kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 Yeah. And then you also get the version of that that you can pull up and show to your doctor, the lying version of it.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Oh.

Speaker 3 And I mean, you're fenced up for drugs.

Speaker 1 Pounds of weed.

Speaker 1 That would be fascinating to scroll through. Yeah, it'd be a lot.
It would be a lot. It'd be concerning.

Speaker 1 But it would be fun to look at. I was, you know,

Speaker 1 as I just turned 30, I was like thinking, because obviously it's like, you know, when you're your teens, you just start kind of going down that path.

Speaker 1 But it was like, I did some reflection listening to the life episode, and I was like, my 20s was just all under the influences of things over the years. I'm like, that's a lot.

Speaker 3 It'd be cool to see also.

Speaker 1 I should probably take a break.

Speaker 3 Like the total hours that you've spent inebriating.

Speaker 1 Yeah. It would be fun, too, to look at it while high.

Speaker 1 Yep. Your screen really gets real more.

Speaker 1 I would like the one-offs. Oh, yeah, like I did that one time.
Yeah, this guy gave me this. And I went to a concert.
Or you don't even know. Yeah.
Like, oh, shit, I smoked that joint.

Speaker 1 It did seem kind of funny. That was Angel Dog.

Speaker 1 I did get QB sneaked.

Speaker 3 It wasn't just too drunk. Billy got roofied.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Okay.
Billy, I feel like Billy likes to think he got roofied. Yeah, Billy's going to be like, where's the roofie tap? One time.
It was one time. Billy gets home.
He's like, still got it.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Is this happening in heaven?

Speaker 11 I have like, is this at the gate to heaven we're getting this?

Speaker 1 No, it's just someone hands you a notebook and like, hey, here are all your stats.

Speaker 11 Yeah, but it's not the complete. I'm imagining like you're at the gate to heaven.
You're seeing all these stats.

Speaker 3 No, it's like stat muse. It's stat boost where you can like, look, okay, here's when I drank this beer.
You can pull up, you can sort the data. You can

Speaker 3 like sort the different numbers and different columns. You can get whatever you want.

Speaker 1 Whatever.

Speaker 1 The data would be exciting.

Speaker 1 We're going to go with sports minutes watched. Ooh, good one.
Because, again, if you're breaking into data, it'd be interesting to see the different sports. You know, which sports you watch the most.

Speaker 1 Who knows ball the most if you can compare and contrast with your friends to be like, it's like kind of like Spotify end of the year. Like, I'm in top 1%.
What are you?

Speaker 1 I think I'm top 1% in Maxion.

Speaker 1 I think I would be in the world. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I don't know what else I could say I'm top 1% in, but watching Maxion is there.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 And then again, if we're talking about data and actually being able to see, to me, what would be interesting is the data would be text messages sent.

Speaker 1 And then also seeing like, you know,

Speaker 1 text to girls, text to friends, text to work.

Speaker 3 Text messages sent.

Speaker 1 What are you, what are you sending your texts? I mean, everyone texts all day, right?

Speaker 3 Your ratio of text received to text sent. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay. Yeah, it's not a great pick.

Speaker 1 It's your pick. Yeah.

Speaker 13 That's fine. Good pick, Max.
Yeah.

Speaker 11 You're either going to find out you only talk to dudes or you only talk to me.

Speaker 3 What's that, Max? It wasn't. It wasn't saying anything.

Speaker 1 That was my pick. That was my pick.
I mean, Max's picks. Well, I mean.

Speaker 3 Oh, your live stream is going to be so awesome. We'll give another one for you.

Speaker 1 You guys are already falling apart. No, I have.
Yeah. I have

Speaker 12 one in there that I think is is great.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 All right. We're up next.
Not at the top of the list. I think we go with

Speaker 1 three.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Okay.
Yeah. Yeah.
All right. I'm going to say three.
All right.

Speaker 1 Let me phrase this correctly so that, well, we can we can workshop it.

Speaker 1 But it's basically its biggest comeback based on win probability and getting out of trouble with your wife, girlfriend, or parents or boss. So it's basically

Speaker 1 your stats of you're in trouble and you got out of trouble and seeing the win probability, like you had a 2% chance of getting out of this pickle and you found a way to get out of it.

Speaker 3 You got out of it.

Speaker 11 That's not going to look good on the graphic, but I love that.

Speaker 1 What do you want on the graphic?

Speaker 1 Win probability

Speaker 1 of getting out of trouble.

Speaker 3 Biggest comeback in terms of win probability and getting out of trouble. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Biggest. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You don't like that? Hank, yours would be on fire. No, I just don't know.
So our entire team's in trouble. Yeah, Hank.
Yeah. And my 20s.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 You were in trouble. You almost, you got fired and then you just kept showing up.

Speaker 1 You were like the reverse Atlanta Falcons yeah how how how close were you to to being in like big-time trouble and then you got yourself out of it biggest comeback in getting out of trouble yeah by win probability by win probability yeah

Speaker 1 that's a great pick it's a good pick

Speaker 1 it's a great pick that's a pick all right text message like you're about to get arrested you tell the cop it's great data the interesting data the copy this would be very interesting data to be able to basically list all the times you were in trouble

Speaker 1 the cop pulled over small ones.

Speaker 3 You get pulled over by a cop. Maybe you have something in the car that you shouldn't have.
You tell the cop a great lie about where you're going.

Speaker 3 Cop's like, okay, I'm going to let you off with a warning.

Speaker 3 Yeah. You want to know that? Yeah.
99.8%. I was getting locked up.
How close?

Speaker 1 All right. Your guys' last two picks.

Speaker 10 So you guys can veto this. It's a little similar to Hank's other one, but we had a number of football games you've watched at least one second of.

Speaker 3 I think

Speaker 3 that sounds very similar. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's a Vito. Okay.

Speaker 13 Because you figure it's 250, 272 a year times, whatever.

Speaker 1 Vita. Yeah, Vita.
Okay.

Speaker 13 Vita. Number of days you've spent on the toilet.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 3 But the shit stat that we brought up, that wasn't good enough for you guys?

Speaker 1 No. It was fine.

Speaker 10 You spent a lot of time playing games and texting on the toilet. Okay.
Translate that to days.

Speaker 1 You spent a decent amount of your lives on the toilet. That's a pick.
All right. Big cat for our.
Oh, no, no, they have one more. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 Getting lost in the snake.

Speaker 1 Last year. What do you think of Jake?

Speaker 1 Who was my team last year?

Speaker 1 I think you kicked everyone off.

Speaker 1 I was going to say, my team last year sucked.

Speaker 12 I came in halfway through, and then you came in.

Speaker 1 Oh, no,

Speaker 1 I had Liam. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then you got salty for some reason, as is tradition in Mount Rushmore season. Hank takes his ball and goes home.

Speaker 1 No, you guys, if you guys could remember,

Speaker 1 whatever. It was all behind the scenes.
You guys used to cry about

Speaker 1 the polls.

Speaker 3 We didn't cry about the polls. We suggested that.

Speaker 1 Hank would come in crying.

Speaker 1 Tears rolling down his face.

Speaker 3 Big strong man. Tears in his eyes.
I suggested doing this one the way that we're doing it this year one time.

Speaker 1 Numbers.

Speaker 4 Okay.

Speaker 1 What do you guys got?

Speaker 1 You're on the clock.

Speaker 1 Come up with a pick.

Speaker 11 Should we do

Speaker 1 three,

Speaker 1 two,

Speaker 1 one?

Speaker 1 How many

Speaker 11 partners you've had?

Speaker 1 Okay. You can, I mean,

Speaker 1 you can just know that. Philly, you fucking Casanova here.
No. What are you doing? No, no, no.
I don't know. I don't know.
That's good. All right, Jake.
No, no, that's good.

Speaker 1 The only point we changed the pick. No, that's the pick.

Speaker 11 Numbers of pounds lifted. No, that's

Speaker 1 metal much.

Speaker 1 Jake wrote, right? You guys, Will Chamberlain over here? He voted on the thing.

Speaker 13 I mean, we're not changing the pick because of the reaction.

Speaker 1 The pick is the thing.

Speaker 1 The pick is the pick. The picker's in.
Yeah. Wow, what fascinating data.

Speaker 3 So I like our number six that we have, Big Cat. I also like our number four.

Speaker 1 I think we should go four.

Speaker 3 Okay, I was going to say four, six, or seven. All right.
Okay, we'll go four.

Speaker 1 We'll go four.

Speaker 1 Seven might.

Speaker 3 Seven totally takes a big dump on what they say. They could.

Speaker 1 Yeah, all right. Let's do seven, though.
Okay.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Seven is chicks that you totally could have banged.
Yeah, fuck. That you like that you never knew.

Speaker 1 Like you never knew, but like they were, they were down. They were down.
They were down. And you, you had

Speaker 1 completely oblivious or something that you're too drunk. I'd kill myself again, probably.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Just to see that and be like, oh, fuck.
And

Speaker 3 there would be some real shockers on that list. Yeah, I bet.

Speaker 1 Big time.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's a great pick.

Speaker 3 But then there would also probably be some where you're like, oh, where's she? And you keep looking for it.

Speaker 1 You're like, oh my God. Oh, shit.
But I've never wanted to.

Speaker 11 There'd be ones that'd be like, oh, my God, that's terrifying.

Speaker 3 Yeah. And then you could tell your friend, like, I totally could have banged this person.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Sidney Sweeney somehow is on my list. Yeah.
Crazy. Yeah.

Speaker 1 All right. I'm going to let Max said he has one.
He's going to be a little bit more. He loves Sidney Sweeney.

Speaker 7 No, I do love this. I love that.

Speaker 1 She's the it girl right now. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Cindy Sweeney.
Yeah. Do you think, Hank, do you think

Speaker 1 do you think when I told J-Lo that her hair spelled nice, do you think she would show up on my stats? Maybe. Yeah, maybe.
What a when her and A-Rod broke up.

Speaker 1 It's like, how do you get back at this guy?

Speaker 3 You might have both of them on the list.

Speaker 1 Who knows?

Speaker 1 Oh, okay. And with his co-host.

Speaker 11 You're going to get like randoms.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, it would be great.

Speaker 11 Woman that works in DMV.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yep.
Yeah.

Speaker 13 And it's going to be like, what?

Speaker 1 Yeah. And that's just like

Speaker 1 I fell in love with the airport today. You did? Yeah.
Oh, damn. Me and the girl were both getting up through clear together.
Shit. Could have been on your list.

Speaker 1 We exchanged, you know, we had some pleasantries. Okay.
Went our separate ways.

Speaker 3 I love exchanging pleasantries.

Speaker 1 And I would love to know if, you know. She was down.
Yeah. She was down to clown.
I'll never. I never will.
She totally was.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 1 She totally was.

Speaker 1 She laughed. She laughed.
The last pick.

Speaker 3 Wait, wait, I want to hear what your joke was going through.

Speaker 1 So we both went through clear, and then she was in front of of me, but then she was like, Oh, you can go first. And I was like, Thanks.

Speaker 1 And then we went into separate security lines, and then she ended up getting her stuff in first.

Speaker 1 So, she was in front of me to go through the metal detector, and I was like, Oh, you won the race, and she started dying. Fuck yes, you crushed that.
Yeah, she definitely wanted some. Yeah,

Speaker 1 she wanted a piece. Uh, okay, last pick.

Speaker 8 Uh, this is me.

Speaker 1 Um,

Speaker 1 you said,

Speaker 13 I mean, you said whatever.

Speaker 1 This is me, this is me. This is us.
Wow. Max is throwing you big time.

Speaker 12 I also did text Hank right before this. I'm like, I'm going to let you run point.
Like, you're the captain here. Experience matters.
And then there's one pick. There's one pick.
Whatever.

Speaker 1 Tell us.

Speaker 1 No, no. You saw it.
The text message. Oh, okay.
Yeah.

Speaker 7 So now I'm like, I was.

Speaker 1 You also didn't have beers on there. We're not going to be.

Speaker 1 We're fine. So if you want me to run point, you have to live with fucking.
You got to live with fucking. All right.
Yeah. Yeah.
Run point. Run point.
Yeah, yeah. No, no, yeah.
You go. Run point.

Speaker 1 I'm passing you the ball. Okay, all right.
I'm point guard. Shocker's the ball.
Can we get a pick? Dribble, dribble, dribble, laughs, pass.

Speaker 8 Laughs received. Okay.

Speaker 12 So you could brag to your boys, be like, I'm funnier than you. You could bring it up to girls.

Speaker 12 Very useful there, too.

Speaker 3 Chicks love that when you're like, I had something, look how funny I am by the sound. No, but

Speaker 13 it's just a no, it just.

Speaker 1 I think it's pretty lame. No, I had something similar.
Jokes landed. Yeah, jokes landed.
Same thing. You're basically the same thing.
Well, no, not the same thing. You have laughs received.

Speaker 8 Well, like, yeah, laughs.

Speaker 1 So those could be laughs at you yeah you could like fall and hit your head yeah people laugh at you no but we we've talked about it's a it's a rolodex of of stats

Speaker 1 so you get you get all of the stats within laughs okay okay all right i think it's a better pick than hank's text message yeah so good job max all right so that's that's the first mount rushboard we have honorable mentions i had we had a couple um

Speaker 1 i had uh i would love to know this shooting percentage on trash cans

Speaker 1 just like your like your heat map you know the longest shot you've you've ever made. What you're,

Speaker 1 I would say I'm probably 50%. I miss a lot, but it would be nice to see the whole thing.
Pairs of socks. Oh, yeah, that's a good one.

Speaker 3 Good ones.

Speaker 1 Probably should have taken that. What about dogs petted? Oh, yeah.
And all the breeds. I would love to know that.
Max would have a single digit. Max would be

Speaker 1 Brody that one time before the game started.

Speaker 3 It'd be the Jason Terry mission.

Speaker 12 If only there was halftime footage of that,

Speaker 12 me and Brody were being absolute boys during halftime.

Speaker 1 Max had calories consumed, which I thought was like, who wants to see that? That would be depressing. Or

Speaker 11 pounds lifted in like your, if you like, really tried how high your maxes could have been.

Speaker 7 Okay.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I had a similar one where it's like. What is that? If you had truly applied yourself how fast you could be.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Like how good you could be at a sport if you had dedicated yourself.

Speaker 1 You're like, what's your athletic potential to its absolute max? Limit doesn't exist for any of us. Limit doesn't exist.
I also had

Speaker 1 parallel parking percentage. That would be good just to see how many times you've nailed it.
How many times you've totally laws broken? Laws broken by great. Yeah, that good one.
That was.

Speaker 1 Your honorable mentions are better than your pets. I mean, yeah, that.

Speaker 1 Yeah. A boring one that I would like to see is

Speaker 1 hours slept, which is fun. Hours slept would be interesting to look at.

Speaker 3 That'd be good.

Speaker 1 That one's pretty. You could probably calculate that one.
That'd be boring. You could get it within.
You could get it, though. Yeah.
What about steps taken? That's a good one. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Chicken wings eaten. Ooh.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 3 I bet you I'd be top in this room. Yeah.

Speaker 11 I'd say say i've eaten way more chicken wings than anybody animals eaten like full animals like you've eaten like 20 like bulls in your lifetime or 100 chickens yeah one that just popped in my head that would be would have been great is uh uh like

Speaker 1 closest you've been to death yeah we had that yeah like you like chose partners instead of the moments yeah closest you've been to death without knowing it yeah without knowing like final destination yeah like how how close were you actually to dying in that moment yeah

Speaker 10 selfishly a number of water water bottles drank.

Speaker 1 Okay, that's

Speaker 1 right. So

Speaker 1 how much of the environment you've destroyed on your own? It's not great.

Speaker 1 Times ejaculated listening to Al Michaels.

Speaker 11 This one's dark, but how many people you've killed inadvertently?

Speaker 1 Hmm. And how many is that for you, Billy? No, no, like, like, like a butterfly effect, like you threw something in the trash, trash can lit on fire.

Speaker 3 No, that's everybody. So

Speaker 3 everything that you do is killing everybody.

Speaker 11 Yeah, but like inadvertently, but sort of related.

Speaker 3 I think you think that you've killed somebody.

Speaker 3 I want to put it past you.

Speaker 11 No, I once swerved away from a car that was going in.

Speaker 1 Actually, no. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 11 No, I swerved out of the way of a car that was going into the highway in a police chase. Yeah.
And then I swerved to avoid it, and then it hit the person behind me.

Speaker 1 And that's right. So you kill it somebody.
I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 3 I don't know.

Speaker 1 But a better pick would have been. I called 911.
I pulled over and called 911.

Speaker 3 A better pick would have been lives saved.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay. Here's one that I definitely don't want to know, but I had it on my list.

Speaker 1 Gambling record. Yeah.
That one I do not want to know. I'd never ever want to know it, but man, would it be interesting for a second?

Speaker 1 And then I would be like PFT during Mount Rushmore season, just crying everywhere. Just weeping.
Just openly weeping on my gambling.

Speaker 3 I had such a hard time with Mount Rushmore season. You guys, I lost sleep.
I cried. In fact, that's why I lost my hair.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 That was good. That was a good Mount Rushmore.
Good start to the season. Yeah.
Everyone feel good?

Speaker 3 Jake, Billy, great job.

Speaker 1 Big Kat, great job. Yes, great job.
Good job, everyone. Yeah.
Okay.

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Speaker 3 And now, here's Arian Moyed.

Speaker 1 We now welcome on a very special guest. It is actor Arian Moed.
He is, you probably know him from Succession. He's done a lot of stuff, though.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Stewie from Succession. Let's start there because.

Speaker 13 It's a show that was on HBO.

Speaker 1 Yeah, is it? It's now called Max.

Speaker 1 Is it a little, I mean, it was an incredible show. Your character was incredible.
We loved watching it. Do you feel like, though, a little...
Everyone's like, hey, that's Stewie.

Speaker 1 Oh, like, I've done a ton of other things. Like, I'm an accomplished actor.

Speaker 13 Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I was just literally on Broadway.
And they'd see me on Broadway. And then they'd be like, Stewie, I love you.

Speaker 13 Yeah, I mean, he's just, I mean, he's love. I mean, it's so fun to be in a show that's so amazing, and everyone fucking loves the show.
But

Speaker 1 it's so love. Yeah.

Speaker 13 It's just like the character is just love.

Speaker 1 Yeah, which is crazy because everyone in that show is a terrible person. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it's like to have people be like, oh, Stewie, I loved your character. That's pretty cool.
All the time.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 3 All the time. Yeah.
So is that weird that people love Stewie, but Stewie is an utter scumbag?

Speaker 13 You know, it's,

Speaker 13 you know, I mean, who isn't a scumbag on that show? But he's a scumbag that's fun. Yes.
And he would have a good time at a party. I remember we were, for the, for the Kendall birthday party,

Speaker 13 there was conversation that Stewie was going to be at that party. And I remember...

Speaker 13 I remember a bunch of writers were at the at the monitor, and this must have been a couple episodes prior to that.

Speaker 13 And they're like, there's going to be, whatchamacallit, a party, and it's going to be Kendall's 40th birthday party. And do you think Stewie should be there? I'm like, is the party going to be cool?

Speaker 13 Yeah. And they're like, no.

Speaker 13 I said, no, he's not going to be there.

Speaker 1 Oh, I love it. I love it.

Speaker 13 Because that's who he is. I mean, he knows he's a dickhead, but he's a complete.

Speaker 13 I mean, he knows what. He's not going to lie to you about it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I was going to say, he's an honest dickhead.

Speaker 3 There are a lot of dickheads that are like, you know, they go behind people's backs. They don't say

Speaker 3 it to you in an angle. He'll say it to you.

Speaker 13 Yeah. In that last episode, he goes, votes one way, and like five minutes later, when his vote loses, congratulates the new guy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, right. He's all like

Speaker 1 talk to you soon. Yeah, he plays both sides.
You're always winning. So when you take that role, did you have any idea that this show was going to be as successful as it is?

Speaker 1 Because it had to have been a weird experience to, you know, tape the pile or, you know, be in the first season and then slowly like, oh shit, this is really resonating and people are starting to recognize me.

Speaker 13 Yeah, I mean, to be real, when we were shooting season one and we were reading the scripts, we knew it was special. But to, you know, honestly, that doesn't mean that it's going to be popular.
Right.

Speaker 13 You know what I mean? That's just the truth. That it kind of goes the same with sports.
You can have a, you can be a special player. It doesn't mean you're going to run championship.
Right.

Speaker 13 And so, so in this scenario, we were reading these scripts and it was just like special, special, special. And I remember we were shooting the wedding in England and it was me.

Speaker 13 Ash Zuckerman. Ash plays Nate and Sarah Snook Shiv.
We were just chatting in the car and the conversation was, is anyone gonna get this? Like, is anyone gonna get what we're doing?

Speaker 13 Because that at that scene, those scenes in the wedding, all of a sudden, we're now seeing everyone in their element, not just in a table read.

Speaker 1 And it's like, oh, everyone's a dickhead. Yeah.

Speaker 13 Like, everyone's a dickhead. And so then it would start to dawn on us like, well, people get what we're doing here.
And to be real with you, if you look, the reviews came out and they didn't.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I would

Speaker 1 agree.

Speaker 13 And so it's, it's a very fascinating thing because it took a few episodes for them to get in, and, you know, get into it.

Speaker 13 And, and, and, you know, by episode five or six, it starts really super clicking. And so maybe the reviews only saw the first two or three.
You know what I mean? So it was interesting.

Speaker 13 And then, but we believed in it. And then I think when that boardroom episode hit, yeah.
And episode one, where, where he loses that boardroom vote, it just, and it's also the middle of the season.

Speaker 13 I think, I think everyone that was watching it got caught on. And then we were shooting season two and we were shooting Lake Placid, up in Lake Placid to shoot

Speaker 13 the episode like four or five of season two.

Speaker 13 Our Justees, I think is the name of it. And we were shooting that episode.

Speaker 13 And as we were on our first day of shooting, we were leaving and we leave the bar and this guy comes out of the bar and says, you guys are going to be fucking famous.

Speaker 13 As he just said it. And we all kind of like looked at each other like crazy.

Speaker 1 And then here we happen.

Speaker 13 Yeah, it was just, it was just a surreal moment because, again,

Speaker 13 the show hadn't picked up that much steam. It really wasn't until the pandemic when people started really clucking into it.

Speaker 1 And when you have that, you know, revelation, like, oh, I'm part of now like an iconic TV show that people will talk about and re-watch for years.

Speaker 1 I would think it may be like a little uncomfortable too, where you're like, now people are going to see me as Stewie for a very long time.

Speaker 13 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, the good news about Stewie is that he is such a big presence, and he's such a big part of the DNA of that show, but he's not in all the episodes.

Speaker 13 So you only get like a teaspoon of him. So in a weird way, I've been able to maneuver a lot of other things.
I can be an inventing Anna. And you know what I mean?

Speaker 13 And all of a sudden I have an inventing anna. So it's like, it's cool.
Like Stewie can kind of, because you don't see him that much.

Speaker 13 I hope that there's going to be some opportunities to get some other things out of him.

Speaker 1 What about Stewie's spin-off? Yeah, we try. Stewie spin-off.

Speaker 3 When Stewie's not on screen, I'm always wondering, I wonder what Stewie's doing.

Speaker 1 He's probably having an awesome time somewhere.

Speaker 1 He's doing Coke all the time.

Speaker 13 He's doing Coke all the time at some party, but he has to leave soon because he has to go to another party. Yeah, right.
I think that would be the show.

Speaker 13 I think that he'd go from party to party, make a deal, tell them they're idiots, and then back, you know, go to the next place, and then they can make another deal.

Speaker 1 Backstab the first guy. Yeah, and then keep on going.

Speaker 3 I would absolutely love that show.

Speaker 1 I would definitely watch it.

Speaker 3 I always wonder when I'm watching Succession, like, is Brian Cox the actor? He's obviously an incredible actor. Yeah.
Legendary. Yeah.
Is he intimidating?

Speaker 3 Is he, like, when you first get on set with him, the character he plays, obviously, maybe the most intimidating person in the world.

Speaker 3 But just, like, his voice and how he carries himself, he seems like he'd be kind of scary to work with at first.

Speaker 13 Yeah, I mean, yeah, he's a legend. So you also are, you know, acting with a legend.
And so, yeah,

Speaker 13 it's intimidating, and then you get to know him, and he's kind of like a teddy bear.

Speaker 13 You know, it's, it's, the, the one unique thing about succession that might not be picked up by people is that we all are from the theater.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 13 We're all from the theater. So we've all done shitty, off, off, off, off, whatever the hells, backstage, grinding, you know what I mean? And so there's a level of like comfort of people of that.

Speaker 13 And Brian is like a man of the theater, obviously. And so, so that's one cool thing.
But, you know, I was super intimidated intimidated about the day that i had to go tell him to go fuck himself

Speaker 13 everyone fucking hates you that that in season one and and not only him david rashi was in that scene kieran was in that scene jay smith was in that scene i mean it was a powerhouse of a team and and what's amazing about that show is the writing is so special that like you focus deep down on the writing writing writing writing you just like focus all your energy on the writing and the room become and like trying to memorize it and get it all right and then and that room becomes a a little bit calmer but yeah hell yeah it's intimidating also i remember there was one day we were shooting in england

Speaker 1 brian coxx is there and harriet walters who plays uh caroline his wife you know the mom yeah terrible person terrible i mean kind of maybe the worst person yeah actually maybe the scene when kendall like is having a breakdown and like she's like let's talk about this over breakfast

Speaker 13 you were an awful child she says this i mean like all that stuff

Speaker 13 but the two of them are there and and i'm sitting there and I'm looking at them, and I'm like, I wonder how long these guys know each other. And I said, so how long have you two known each other?

Speaker 13 And immediately they popped into this moment where he must have been like 24, 25 as a teacher. And she must have been like 16, 17, something like that.

Speaker 13 And he was directing her in a scene, swear to God.

Speaker 13 And they are bringing, hashing up all of this energy from, I don't even know how long ago. It was like, you were cross with me.

Speaker 13 I was not cross with you I was telling you I was like oh boy yeah that's like and that was like one moment where you're like oh shit Brian and that's stuff we never see but they have built up that's incredible from 24 he was directing her in a scene he didn't compliment her she could have done better he was a dick I was just like let it go baby we are here I definitely I definitely got that everybody are in a lot of scenes a lot of people that were acting they had those theater backgrounds and the whole thing it made it feel more Shakespearean almost.

Speaker 3 And it's a very Shakespearean show to begin with.

Speaker 3 But I'm always curious when you talk to actors that have been on Broadway, that have a big theater background, and then they make a transition to television.

Speaker 3 What do you have to change about your craft where you're not acting to an audience that's you know 180 degrees in front of you and you're acting to one camera specifically?

Speaker 13 That's an amazing question.

Speaker 1 I mean, great question.

Speaker 3 Thank you. He said amazing.

Speaker 11 Amazing question.

Speaker 1 Thank you.

Speaker 13 It was unbelievable.

Speaker 1 Unbelievable question.

Speaker 13 The truth is,

Speaker 13 it shouldn't matter because you're both trying to go after the truth. Do you know what I mean? Yeah.

Speaker 13 In the theater.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean?

Speaker 13 In the theater, though.

Speaker 8 Thank you. You said deep.

Speaker 1 Yeah, very deep. You said deep.

Speaker 13 In the theater,

Speaker 13 you might have to project because there might be more people. So you might have to be louder.

Speaker 13 And you can't do that while you're in an intimate scene or whatever. But that's basically, I mean, I try not to think of them too differently.

Speaker 13 And to be real with you, if you were to ask all those actors, I think they'd all say the same thing.

Speaker 13 I think we're just trying to go after something that's very specific and true and

Speaker 13 the size of the room is the only difference. Right.
You know what I mean? Again, think of it as sports. You know, I was just re-watching The Last Dance for the 15th time.

Speaker 1 Great.

Speaker 13 And I always think about that, the game, the Olympics game that they all played.

Speaker 13 And that Olympics game.

Speaker 13 The arena, whatever, it was a practice. I mean,

Speaker 1 it was a practice hall.

Speaker 13 It couldn't have been more than, it wasn't a huge place, I don't think.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Or maybe it was.
I don't. No, it looked like a tiny gym.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 yeah, yeah. They were switching up the teams.

Speaker 13 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so

Speaker 13 you're still playing the game. Right.
You're still playing the game.

Speaker 13 When there's more people, you have other variables that you have to deal with, but you're still just, at the end of the day, you're just going for a win.

Speaker 3 And it's up to like the director, the director of photography to figure out where to put the cameras to get the proper shots of you and get what you're putting out there, but you're still putting the same thing out there.

Speaker 13 100%. Again, just like in sports.
The coach comes in, you're going over here, you need to go over there.

Speaker 13 It's very i think of those analogies as very similar the only difference is we're not out to beat anyone you know what i mean we're not trying to like win a game we're just trying to be the best person we're just all trying to be jordan sometimes there are actors like that though right that that try to win every scene sure is that difficult to deal with or do you have like ways of disarming them yeah when then when you're dealing with an actor that's trying to win every scene and trying to like outdo you or whatever i for me it's actually i i kind of like let them ride that and I try to go underneath them.

Speaker 13 Yeah. You know what I mean? Just because that trying to overpower that all of a sudden turns into something, it doesn't turn into the scene.
Yeah.

Speaker 13 If there's an energy that's very like acoustic and it's like, I'm going to try to fucking win this scene, which is also insane. Yeah.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 13 It's just, it's a, it, it shouldn't feel like that. You know, you know, acting should feel like a, it should feel like Jordan Pippen.
Yeah. You know what I mean? It should feel like, well, everyone.

Speaker 1 Yeah, well, not now. Not today.
Not yeah, not yeah. today.
Well, so you mentioned something about the writing, and the writing in succession was great.

Speaker 1 I'm curious, when you are, whether it be theater, whether it be TV, movies, when you look at the writing, do you know right away, like, oh, this writing is going to bring the best out of me, or I'm going to have to do something here special because the writing might not be up to snuff?

Speaker 1 Amazing question. Thank you.
Amazing. Thank you.

Speaker 1 Unbelievable. Thank you.

Speaker 1 It's one in one. It should be the entire interview.
It's us asking questions you complain.

Speaker 1 Never answer anything. And by the way, your last answer was incredible.
Thanks. Yeah.
Thank you very much. I thought it was unbelievable.

Speaker 13 I heard incredible.

Speaker 1 I heard unbelievable too.

Speaker 1 What was the question?

Speaker 1 It was about the writing.

Speaker 1 Like, can you tell right away, okay, this writing is going to bring the best out of me, or I'm going to have to work something here where I'm going to have to figure out a way to bring the best out of the writing?

Speaker 13 It's the to me,

Speaker 13 I

Speaker 13 of myself as an actor who is really more interested in story. So the writing is everything to me.
And I actually say no to a lot of things because of the writing.

Speaker 13 Not only do I not bring anything to it, I feel like with, I think that if the writing is real, you know, not, if the writing's bad,

Speaker 13 I will be bad along with it and maybe be even worse because I'm not trying, I can't maneuver it. Right.

Speaker 1 Do you know what I mean? Yeah.

Speaker 13 And so writing for me is like the key most important thing, you know, period. Yeah.
And so when I get a piece of great writing, like succession,

Speaker 13 what happens when you have something like that is that you try to

Speaker 13 maneuver all your skills, all your tool set to be like, how do I get at the, you know, there's a line in season three in which I had to say something like,

Speaker 13 You're going to cut my dick off and shove it up my cunt, like poo-poo up your nose holes.

Speaker 13 Like all these like weird ass things.

Speaker 1 Like I can swear on this show, but

Speaker 1 you can't.

Speaker 1 Succession is an all-time swearing show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, all time swearing show.
So I, and I remember going to Jesse and being like, Jesse, I don't know if I can do it.

Speaker 1 I don't know if I can pull this off.

Speaker 13 He's like, you can do it. You can do it.
And so you're tackling this amazing writing, which is kind of like,

Speaker 13 you have to think of it like they've known each other since high school. So they talk like kids sometimes and they talk like bluntly and stupidly.

Speaker 13 And so you're taking all that and you're trying to find that energy from like high school in a weird way. And so you have to like tackle it in a different way.

Speaker 13 And that to me is not only a challenge, but that's what makes it exciting. So it makes it fresh and it feels like he's like improvising these things.
But I'm saying it verbatim. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And I think a lot of times when we're watching shows, we forget, like, because it does, a lot of your scenes feels like. improvising.
Yeah. It's like, but the writing is so phenomenal.
Yeah.

Speaker 13 Yeah. And there's also improvising because, and I don't know if you guys knew this or not, but also a rarity on succession is that whole thing is shot on film.

Speaker 13 We shoot everything on old-fashioned film. So you can't cut in the middle of a thing.

Speaker 1 Oh. You know what I mean? Yeah.
You just keep going. You just got to keep going.

Speaker 13 So all of a sudden, there's a scene with like eight of us, three cameras are going. There's 50 extras or whatever.
You have a two-person scene. You have a two-person scene.
We have a two-person scene.

Speaker 13 All of a sudden, and your scene fucks up.

Speaker 13 You got to keep moving, man. You just got to keep moving.
And so you just have to make do with what you got until that scene's done. And so we can go to this other scene.

Speaker 13 So improvising is going to always be a part of it because we're shooting on film.

Speaker 13 We don't say like, oh, let's just take that back. You can never in the middle of a scene be like, can I say that again?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Do you prefer that?

Speaker 1 Oh, I would love it.

Speaker 1 I love that.

Speaker 13 But it's never going to happen again.

Speaker 1 Why?

Speaker 13 Because it's wildly expensive. Okay.

Speaker 3 So that's why Oppenheimer was like the most expensive movie ever, right? Because they shot just tons and tons of of film.

Speaker 1 They're just rolling on film.

Speaker 13 And when we were shooting the funeral scenes and the awake scenes, those are 24, 25 page scenes. Yeah.
And those scenes, you know, the camera could only hold 16 minutes.

Speaker 13 So, and let's say a minute a page. So

Speaker 13 they choreograph it, that two cameras would start first, and then the third one start

Speaker 13 in that section. And then in the middle of the whole scene, they'd move the reels and put new reels in while the shoot, you know, it's like, it was like choreography.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so this is a dumb dumb question because I don't know anything. What's the benefit of it?

Speaker 13 The benefit of it is you're getting a lived in, honest,

Speaker 13 what it might actually look like experience.

Speaker 1 Okay. So the actual, like, in the visuals of it are.

Speaker 13 But what the energy of what you guys are feeling in succession, that improvise, that like spontaneous, that kind of fucking like

Speaker 13 it's on the edge every time it feels dangerous almost, it's because we're shooting on film.

Speaker 3 We should still do this podcast on film. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. That wouldn't be a problem for our anybody.
No, how quickly can we get film up on YouTube?

Speaker 3 Can we do that in six hours? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 13 I think they got some guys that could do it for six hours.

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Speaker 3 I knew the show was going to be a smash the first time I saw it within the first five seconds and I heard the theme song.

Speaker 1 Credit to you. Uh-huh.

Speaker 3 That to me is, what's up? Credit to you. Yeah, credit to me.
Like the theme song hit and I was like, okay, this is a smash.

Speaker 3 When you watch it back, do you listen to the entire theme song?

Speaker 13 I'm addicted. I'm going to tell you guys an exclusive here.
Okay. And I'm sure he's going to hate me for saying that.

Speaker 1 Oh, we actually, we know him. I know the guy.

Speaker 3 I say it. I had dinner with him.

Speaker 1 You had dinner with him. Yeah.
I asked him, I remember, I was like, so you don't watch sports? And I was like, so what do you do on Sundays?

Speaker 1 And he was like, I don't know, like, go to the park and stuff. I was like, what do you mean?

Speaker 1 That was a real conversation.

Speaker 13 Wait, how did you guys meet him?

Speaker 1 We have a mutual friend.

Speaker 13 Oh, amazing. Yeah.

Speaker 1 He's incredible.

Speaker 13 I've been asking him for years, hey, I want to watch you,

Speaker 13 you know, do some composing on succession. And I got to sit in over his shoulder watching him compose the last, like, putting the final touches of the last episode of this season.

Speaker 1 Wow. That's great.
That's unbelievable. And it must be fascinating to watch a guy like that work.

Speaker 13 And not only that, it's so nimble and so fast and so on the fly. And, you know, again, it's like, it's, it's split second, splits this, you know, split.
What am I? What's it?

Speaker 13 Split-second decision-making.

Speaker 1 Like, quick, fast, boom, because it's the last day he had to turn.

Speaker 13 It was just phenomenal. I'm addicted to the score.
Yeah. I listen to the score all the time.

Speaker 1 It's, it's really, it is special.

Speaker 13 Oh, it's amazing. And have you seen the videos, any videos of like now like hip-hop concerts? They're just like dropping it.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 13 Just like, yeah, because it's got a very strong, you know, hip-hop influence to it.

Speaker 1 It all does. Yeah.

Speaker 13 Yeah, I love the score. I love the music.
I think it's genius. I think Nicholas Prattel is a genius.
He is.

Speaker 1 But he doesn't watch football.

Speaker 1 He does not watch football.

Speaker 3 I'd be that smart if I didn't watch football. If I didn't spend all my Sundays just glued to a couch.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Or he's going to the park, man.
Yeah, he's going to the park.

Speaker 13 The other thing about succession, one last thing about succession is, is that

Speaker 13 I am,

Speaker 13 I don't know how this happens, but this happens in shows like this if you read like you know any of these like history about like sopranos or like old movies or whatever somehow or another the world brings together all of the

Speaker 13 you know the people that fit right into this like pocket and succession is that from every member of the crew to all the writers to all the cast to nicholas

Speaker 1 like every element of it was just it it attracted such excellence yeah it's it's one of these it's one of those shows where if you know they'll sometimes have articles like, oh, did you know Nick Cage was supposed to be Batman or something like that?

Speaker 1 If I watched, if I saw that of like, you know, succession, this character was supposed to be this actor, I'd be like, no, that doesn't make sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, it's just, everything was so great. It was just so great.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 And you guys must have been relieved, too, after the final episode aired because there's nothing that we like to do more as a society than just absolutely trash a series finale. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 It doesn't matter how good it is, it's always, it always sucks. You can never tie anything up completely.

Speaker 3 I think by and large the response to the series finale of succession was like that was that was very very good.

Speaker 1 Very well done. I agree.
Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 13 Yeah, I agree. I think we knew it along the way.
I mean, you know, we had a meeting with, we had like a Zoom like meeting in like July or August of last year.

Speaker 13 prior so that would be 2022 and we to talk about and he was gonna told it was like 20 or 30 actors on from the show and he was basically like saying here's what's gonna happen in the season and basically saying this is what's gonna drop this is what's gonna happen here and you know, just telling us, and then, and then all of a sudden, like, it dawned on us, like, oh, we have to keep this a secret until it happens.

Speaker 1 Which, yeah,

Speaker 1 and then did you not tell anyone?

Speaker 13 I did not tell a single person.

Speaker 1 I would tell everyone, yeah,

Speaker 13 my wife didn't want to know, a dog, okay, that's my wife didn't want to know, and honestly, there was such a because the of

Speaker 13 because HBO also did Game of Thrones, and we've heard rumors about people kind of, you know, like it

Speaker 13 spoiling it and also it coming back to that actor. And we're kind of like, you know what? I don't want to, all of us were kind of like, we don't want to be that person.

Speaker 3 Maybe they told you a fake ending just to see if you were the ones.

Speaker 1 It's like Vince McMahon used to do that.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Well, along the way,

Speaker 13 he tells us this thing. And then he says to us, he goes, and I'm not sure if this is the last season, but it might be.

Speaker 13 And I remember him saying that he was going to find out by October.

Speaker 1 October came and went.

Speaker 13 We're now in November. We're in December.
And in our minds, we're like, come on, baby, one more season. But the scripts were just

Speaker 13 everyone was more and more gold. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That just was like rocket, like just

Speaker 13 beautiful. And then we're like, oh, he's ending this thing.

Speaker 13 And we were really devastated by the whole thing because we all wanted to just play some more. Honestly, the people, we just wanted to hang out some more.
Yeah.

Speaker 13 But the reality is we knew that he had an ending that was going to be satisfying. Yeah.
Because, and not bullshit.

Speaker 13 And not like gimmicky and not like, you know, like something that just feels like, oh,

Speaker 13 they jumped a shark in a way. Yeah.
You know what I mean? It was, it was, the cycle will continue. These people will always lose.
You know what I mean? They should lose. Yeah.

Speaker 13 They should fucking lose.

Speaker 1 They're dead inside.

Speaker 13 They're dead inside. Yeah.
And that's what you're going to have to live with. And that's, you know, I remember a friend of mine.

Speaker 13 During the middle of the season, he's like, I feel like I'm caring too much about all these characters now. I'm like, just hold.

Speaker 1 I'll get us away from

Speaker 1 these guys

Speaker 1 more at the end of the end. Yeah, it really was like leaving you wanting more, which is a great feeling to have.

Speaker 1 Because you could have done, I'm sure, you know, Hollywood execs probably wanted them to do another eight seasons because of the money it makes.

Speaker 1 But it's like to be able to pull it at its height was genius.

Speaker 3 You know what's crazy? And I didn't even think about that.

Speaker 1 That's 100% true.

Speaker 3 At the time, and going back and thinking about the final board vote,

Speaker 3 Ewan, how he acts in the final, he's always been like the guy, the bastion of integrity on the show. Like, I'm not going to sully my name with Roy family.

Speaker 3 He kind of felt like he showed himself to just be like a pragmatist like everybody else at the end where he's like, yeah, I do like the money.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 3 That was that was a crazy last scene.

Speaker 13 Yeah, because it's also crazy because for Ewan, especially, because he has so many ups and downs. I mean, that funeral scene where he's like, basically, you know,

Speaker 13 Ewan is a very funny character in a way because he represents so much of what we want to say to them. Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 13 And he just like, and he does it in the most awkward place, like the funeral. Yeah.
He's just like, no, my brother was not a good man.

Speaker 3 He's got an ego too, just like his brother.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Exactly.
Exactly. Exactly.
So,

Speaker 1 what's your dream role or dream job coming up?

Speaker 1 Like, you've, I feel like this probably unlocks a lot of things for you where you are probably getting more offers, or maybe the same amount, but you have a bunch of options.

Speaker 1 Is there one thing that you're like, I really always wanted to do this or that? Because you've done theater, TV, movies, everything.

Speaker 13 Yeah.

Speaker 13 I mean,

Speaker 13 there's people I want to work with. You know, that's kind of like the vibe.

Speaker 13 Jordan Peale.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 13 I would love to work with Jordan Peale. Okay.

Speaker 1 Throw it out into the universe.

Speaker 13 I'm just putting it out there. Yeah.
You know, I just did a Broadway play with Jessica Chastain.

Speaker 1 One of my favorite actresses.

Speaker 13 Unbelievable. And she and I are really interested in doing a romantic comedy.
Nice. Which would be kind of fun.

Speaker 8 Could be a little bit more.

Speaker 1 There needs to be more rom-coms. I agree with you.
Like, I sit on the couch with my wife and we're just like scrolling. It's like, give me something that I, we can.

Speaker 13 I'm currently in a movie called You Hurt My Feelings. It's not a rom-com, but it's a good husband-wife movie.
Okay. And you'll, and you'll dig it because it's about, I'll tell you the story.

Speaker 13 It stars Julie Louis Dreyfus and Tobias Menzies. I'm in it, and Michaela Watkins, directed by the great Nicole Haw Center.
The story is very simple. The husband is talking to me and

Speaker 13 says, I don't love my wife's new book. And she overhears it, and she has been hearing how much he loves the new book.
Oh, I love it. And it seems, and that's the premise of the movie.

Speaker 13 And it's so smart because it deals with a lot of other things with relationships.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's the tip of the iceberg.

Speaker 12 That's just the tip of the iceberg.

Speaker 1 What else has he been lying about? What else has he been lying about?

Speaker 13 Or are you lying to your kids? Yeah. When they say, when they're shitty at soccer and they're like, you did a great job.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, what's that about? Yeah, like, like, my son is, you know, he's now pooping in the toilet a lot.

Speaker 1 And i'm like i'm so proud of you it's like dude i'm really like you should have been doing this a while ago dude what the yeah what the i think i think should you say that yeah what the dude i've tried that method it didn't work no it didn't got upset

Speaker 13 so so yeah so i think you know to answer your question i would love to it's just working with the right people and i would love to do a comedy i really would think you know i when i started off in my 20s i really thought i was going to do a lot of comedies and i'm iranian and middle eastern and i went into like every middle Eastern like play that was like a tragedy beyond tragedy and so like now I'm ready for a fun comedy I like it rom-coms need to make a strong comeback I feel like we had a ton in like 19 years ago

Speaker 3 early early 2000s Matthew McConnell has gotten too old so yeah I can't really have him be the middle lead anymore so that's the tanking of entire industry right there that's right are you going for the career he got are you going for the Emmy the Grammy the Oscar the Tony well right now I'm not ready for a Tony right I'm not ready for a Tony that's the hardest one bless Bless you.

Speaker 13 I've lost twice now.

Speaker 1 Ooh. Which is tough.
So I'm calling you a loser. Two times.

Speaker 13 I would go for an EGOT loser.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 13 Nominated for an Emmy. Lost that too.
The Philly got. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like

Speaker 1 the Philadelphia guy. The Philadelphia guy.

Speaker 1 Yeah. It's perfect.
So

Speaker 1 you're nominated for Tony. What else have you been nominated for?

Speaker 13 I would do a play on Broadway 11 years ago. Get ready for this.
Starring me and Robin Williams.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 that's got to be. I mean, that must have been a thrill.

Speaker 3 I've got like a million questions, and they're all just, how cool is Robin Williams?

Speaker 13 He's amazing. He was my mentor.
He ended up being my mentor.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 12 Yeah, we were really close by the end.

Speaker 13 Yeah.

Speaker 1 How do you ask a guy of Robin Williams' stature to be like, can you be my mentor?

Speaker 13 I mean, this is, it goes, it's,

Speaker 13 I was 30. I was starring on Broadway in a play called the Bengal Tiger, the Baghdad Zoo, with Robin Williams.

Speaker 13 And my, and I had a, I had a, a, I had a, like a three-month-old and I had a two-year-old. And I was broke as a motherfucking joke.
And living on unemployment. It was bad.

Speaker 13 And, but I also, I'm not going to get too deep into this, but I had, I started this non-profit in New York and called Waterwell.

Speaker 13 And it was actually, it was like year eight or nine, and it was picking up steam. And I remember, and Robin was such a man of service.
USO, anything, really.

Speaker 13 And I asked him, I was like, you know, my company, this non-profit, it's picking up steam but a lot of my actor and industry friend types are saying like yo you should drop all that shit and just go and try to be a you know whatever a movie star whatever and or whatever that even means and and

Speaker 13 and Robin was the only person that said stick with the non-profit that's fantastic

Speaker 13 it's because he knew he knew that that was gonna bring me more joy and actually he also knew that that was gonna get me more um

Speaker 13 i don't know more more success in a weird you're gonna be more fulfilled as a human being yeah so yeah let's let's gas up what does waterwell do waterwell is a 20-year-old company that is a community organizing art and education company here in the city what we do is we make art that kind of like tackles the major questions that we're trying to ask without being polemic not right not left, not blue, not red.

Speaker 13 It's like tackling it in a real way. And that's what we do on the artistic side.

Speaker 13 But we then bring it to the communities in which they, we work with the the veteran community, work with the immigrant community, and we talk to them and hear what they want to say about stuff.

Speaker 13 And then they like tell us, oh, this is what we're actually dealing with. And we try to make a piece of art that kind of like works alongside that.

Speaker 13 Meanwhile, we run an entire education program, and we're a huge vendor of the New York City Department of Education, in which we teach grades 6 through 12 something that we call the artist a citizen, in which we'll teach you how to be a world-class artist, but we'll also teach you it won't matter unless you try to better the the communities that you give a shit about.

Speaker 13 Sports, gaming, uh, what it honestly, it doesn't actually fucking matter. That's great.

Speaker 13 And we've been doing that for, so we've been running the school for 12 years, and Waterwell has been around for we're walking into our 20th year. And I'm the co-founder of the company.

Speaker 1 That's incredible. So, no water involved, though.
No water at all. Because I was a little confused.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 13 We're going to jump.

Speaker 1 Basically,

Speaker 1 the only water that is sent out is like the water that you get backstage like you give me. Yeah, yeah.
No, that's fantastic.

Speaker 13 It basically sounds like you're just making people better people we're trying to yeah in like in fixing art yeah from a uh from a young age up yeah that's great yeah and and and need more of that and robin was you know you can imagine you can imagine all my friends they're like dude you're starring on broadway with robin williams do the thing do that you know do all the stuff um and robin was the one that's like no stick to stick to it it's it's working it's it's gonna keep on working i think that's good advice it's also funny that so many people are like stop doing all that shit

Speaker 1 Go out and make a fuckload of money in Beverly Hills. It's like, actually, the reason why you're doing this is because there's too much of that.
Yeah. Of people caring only about themselves.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. That's fantastic.

Speaker 13 And that's who Robin was. Robin gave a shit about everybody.

Speaker 13 I remember we were doing the show, and it was at the Richard Rogers, also kind of crazy, because that's where Hamilton is right now.

Speaker 13 So no one ever is going to be in that theater again because Hamilton's going to be in that theater forever. So I also got to be in the Hamilton theater prior to Hamilton.
And so

Speaker 13 there was magic in that show.

Speaker 13 And after every show, there'd be a, you could put your friends' names on a list and they'd come up backstage, they'd land on the stage and then they'd all just like chit-chat.

Speaker 13 And then all the actors can come out. And one day there was this guy that was on the stage and he was a he was a black dude with a mohawk and like it seemed like 75,000 earrings in his ears.

Speaker 13 He was like a real goth looking guy.

Speaker 1 And I was like, I wonder whose friend this is.

Speaker 1 Like, I wonder whose guy this is.

Speaker 13 So I went up to him. I was like, who's your friend? He's like, I'm waiting for Robin.
That's fantastic. And the next day I was like, Robin, who's that dude?

Speaker 1 Like, how do you know that guy?

Speaker 13 That guy, I guess, was

Speaker 13 like on the streets of San Francisco and he got him to get, become sober. And was his men, like, as what do you call it, his sponsor.

Speaker 1 And I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, what, who are you? Who are you?

Speaker 13 That's who he was. Yeah.

Speaker 13 It was a cool. And also funny as hell.
I mean, just funny. And just, you know, he just knew how to take anything and make 45,000 jokes out of it.
Yeah. And they would always work.

Speaker 13 So when you made Robin laugh, which was a few times, that would, it would just be like, like the best thing.

Speaker 1 Oh, I'm sure it felt incredible. All right.
Well, this has been fantastic. I have one last question.
Yeah. I know you got another interview you got to do.

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Speaker 1 We got to wrap up in a second here, but do you have any sports takes you want to give us?

Speaker 1 I think. We could grade your take if you have a take that you'd be playing.

Speaker 13 I think the Nuggets are going dynasty.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Okay.
Correct. Okay.

Speaker 13 I think I thought the first,

Speaker 13 who'd they play first?

Speaker 1 They played the Timberwolves. Timberwolves.

Speaker 13 A first,

Speaker 13 I was like, these guys are going to win the entire thing. And not only that, no one's going to even come close to them.
And it's true.

Speaker 13 The Joker is unbelievable.

Speaker 13 He's the best alive.

Speaker 13 There's nothing like it. I think

Speaker 13 everything he does, even the way that

Speaker 13 he went after, he hugged every single guy and gave him props. Like, this guy is.

Speaker 1 He is.

Speaker 13 He's perfect. Denver.

Speaker 1 We're all going to Denver. Yeah.
That's what's going to happen. So dynasty.
I like that.

Speaker 13 I think that's fair.

Speaker 13 I don't think anyone's going to come close.

Speaker 1 Anything less than three, and it's a disappointment.

Speaker 3 It's an utter failure.

Speaker 7 Move it. It's another failure.

Speaker 1 Move the city up. Move the city.
Move the city.

Speaker 1 Move the city. Here we go.

Speaker 3 Give Oklahoma City another team.

Speaker 1 Move it to the case.

Speaker 13 Oklahoma City needs two teams. It does.

Speaker 13 That's my second take.

Speaker 1 Yes. All right.
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Thank you, Shins, so much.

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Speaker 1 This week we're talking about one of my favorite movies, one of my favorite Denzel movies, Man on Fire.

Speaker 1 I love this movie, PFT. It might, I know Denzel's been in some awesome movies.
It might be my favorite, like, sit down and re-watch Denzel movie.

Speaker 3 Yeah, there's, I think there's like two Denzel movies that if you were to explain to a Martian what Denzel Washington was, you would press play on these films.

Speaker 3 I would say one would probably be Inside Man. Yep.
And then the second would be... Man on Fire.
Yes. Man on Fire is so fucking good.

Speaker 3 It's perfect Denzel. It's like, oh, this guy has a mysterious background.
You don't want to fuck with him. He can kill anybody.
He's basically a superhero.

Speaker 1 He's the hardened protector,

Speaker 1 military background, hardened protector of a little girl.

Speaker 1 The little girl, obviously, so it's set in Mexico, and uh, he's he's hired to basically make sure this little girl doesn't get kidnapped by a wealthy family.

Speaker 1 Uh, and he, of course, smirks, he doesn't smile, he smirks uh with the little girl, starts to get her, you know, like, hey, I love this little girl.

Speaker 1 She's finally gone through the hardened shell of this military and all the shit I've seen. And then, guess what? She gets kidnapped, and then guess what? Denzel Washington goes fucking off.

Speaker 1 My favorite part of the movie is when the mom is like, what are you going to do? And he says, what I do best, I'm going to kill him.

Speaker 1 Anyone that was involved, anyone who profited from it, anybody who opens their eyes at me, I'm going to kill them all.

Speaker 3 And he knows exactly who to kill within like half a second of meeting them.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 3 And very instinctual. The bomb scene is one of the coolest deaths of all time.
Yes. If you go to like power rank death scenes in movies, that's got to be, it's got to be top five at least.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I was thinking, this is like,

Speaker 1 it's basically

Speaker 1 the original better version of Taken. Yeah.
Because he's like,

Speaker 1 basically, movie, movie, movie, something, the girl gets kidnapped, Denzel gets hurt in a gun shootout, and then he's like, guess what I'm going to do?

Speaker 1 I'm going to kill every last one of these fuckers. And the next hour of the movie is going to be me doing badass shit, killing everyone.

Speaker 3 It's also very helpful that they use the Mexico filter on the camera. That you can tune into and be like, that movie was set in Mexico because I recognized the sepiatones that they're using on this.

Speaker 3 I forgot when I was watching this again,

Speaker 3 how he sticks the bomb actually up the dude's ass.

Speaker 1 Yes. That's awesome.
There is a twist in this movie that we'll let, for people who have not seen it, I don't want to ruin the great twist, so we'll leave that one.

Speaker 1 There's a twist. It's a great twist.
Yeah, I think these are spoiler.

Speaker 1 Like, if you, if you're going to watch this movie, you should be listening to this movie. The dad was involved.
The dad was involved.

Speaker 1 The daughter's father was involved. That's crazy.
And Denzel gets through all of it.

Speaker 1 A couple other of my favorite lines because they're just, this is like, this is one of those movies that you watch and you fist pump. You're like, fuck yes.
Let's go. I'm going to kill them all.

Speaker 1 Christopher Walken had two of them. He said, a bullet always tells the truth.

Speaker 1 And then he also said.

Speaker 3 That's the most foreshadowing line of all time.

Speaker 1 Yes. And then he also said, talking about Denzel's character,

Speaker 1 he says, a man can be an artist in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it.

Speaker 3 creases art is death he's about to paint his masterpiece yeah and then he does and then he does how about this one when the old guy says in the church yes hate to forgive and then denzel says forgiveness is between them and god it's my job to arrange the meeting fist pump that's what i'm saying this movie is a get you jacked the fuck up you know what this is it's also a perfect plane movie yeah if you're looking to kill like a three-hour plane ride man on fire every time and you can watch it every time you're on a plane yes yes so go watch man on fire it is I really like,

Speaker 1 I know that I've, I've, I mean, I love Bloodsport, it's one of my favorites. I was gonna say, you got, I feel like you gotta rank it versus Bloodsport.

Speaker 1 Um, it's different, it's like two completely different movies, yeah. Because Denzel's,

Speaker 1 what would you say, a good actor, uh, whereas Jean-Claude Van Damme is just a hot piece of ass.

Speaker 1 It's different, they're both, I'm gonna give them both five out of five balls. I would say

Speaker 3 comparing them to drugs, I would say Bloodsport is probably more of like a

Speaker 3 it's more of a cocaine, and this is more meth, like pure meth.

Speaker 1 It's just chaos. He just goes on a rampage, and it's so much fun to watch.
So awesome, awesome action movie. We could do a Mount Rushmore of Denzel Movies.
Yeah, we could.

Speaker 7 Oh, John Q.

Speaker 1 We should.

Speaker 1 All right, write it down, Jake. Denzel Movies.
We'll do a Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 3 This movie was so good that they said, we want to do another version of this. Can we just give it a different name? And they made the equalizer, and it was still a banger.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 It was like a copy if you took a copy to a copy store and they made a copy of the copy that's the equalizer and it's still an awesome movie yes um okay so go to max.com you can watch man on fire you can watch uh everything on max.com succession like we said we're gonna do what's the exact title of the documentary we're watching the jared one yeah jared subway documentary this is new i it's brand new uh this is one that this is one of those ones where i because i think what we're doing scared we're trying to do for this Max.com sponsorship is real watching.

Speaker 1 Jared from Subway Catching a Monster. Okay.

Speaker 1 We're trying to watch movies that we would have watched anyway. And this one, I saw it on Max.com and I texted you right away, Hank.
I was like, can we do this?

Speaker 1 Because I'm going to watch it regardless. So, Jared from Subway Catching a Monster, you can find it on Max.com.

Speaker 1 Max.com has everything: movies, TV shows, reality TV shows, scripted TV shows, and documentaries. And we will be reviewing Jared from Subway Catching a Monster next week for our movie reviews.
Okay,

Speaker 1 let's finish up with Firefest. By the way,

Speaker 1 big interview Monday. Huge.
I'll say it. Big interview Monday.

Speaker 3 Big, big one. I hope it goes well.

Speaker 1 Get excited.

Speaker 1 And possibly Brooks or Max.

Speaker 3 Yeah, actually, Hank and I might be in Las Vegas with Brooks Kepka. So he might be in person.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Firefest? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Firefest has been a very, very busy week.

Speaker 1 Work, work. Work, work.
Yeah, I spent my 30th birthday here.

Speaker 1 I was doing some reflecting. No, it was fun.

Speaker 1 But,

Speaker 1 you know, if it's like 30th birthday, I could do something. And I was like, you know, I was busy working, but we were doing the baseball draft.

Speaker 1 Have you guys reflected on that since?

Speaker 3 Yeah, so baseball draft.

Speaker 1 This is what I would say.

Speaker 1 This is what I would say.

Speaker 1 We did our baseball draft. It's coming the week of July 4th.
July 4th week, we were doing...

Speaker 8 Monday, July 3rd.

Speaker 1 Monday, July 3rd, we're going to do the baseball draft, which I think was hilarious. We have a, let's not give all of it away because it is the best fantasy league I've ever been in.

Speaker 1 I'll say that right now. And then that Friday, July 4th week, we will have Dungeons and Dragons with special guest Wanton Doc.

Speaker 1 Yes, that was great. The baseball draft, I would say, and I've had a little more experience because I've been traveling.

Speaker 1 I listen to the show a little bit more as a listener now.

Speaker 1 And if you got stuff going on,

Speaker 1 you can save the baseball draft for a rainy day. Yeah.
Like that, that is truly made for the AWLs who have to work July 3rd. Yes.
And not for people that are, you know, got to go back and listen.

Speaker 3 It's truly shocking looking back.

Speaker 1 I thought it was good. I thought it was good.

Speaker 3 It's shocking looking back on the baseball draft on most of our high picks and seeing how many of them are injured.

Speaker 7 Yeah.

Speaker 10 We all have at least one injured.

Speaker 12 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Poor Vertigo. You can guess who that might be.
But yeah, the baseball, July 3rd, we're doing Mount Rushmore baseball names. We have the baseball draft.
We also will have NBA Free Agent Talk.

Speaker 1 So we will have some actual new content on that day. But the baseball draft, I loved it.

Speaker 10 I thought it was great. I'm loving this league.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 We're just going to have to cut.

Speaker 12 There were just a lot of...

Speaker 1 I think you got to leave that in.

Speaker 1 I got to slow that down. I think I'm going to go with.

Speaker 11 That's so he can distract guys in the cubes.

Speaker 1 Yeah. There was a moment where we went on an entire side tangent to let Billy have enough time to decide, and then we finished the side tangent.
He's like, all right, so it's my pick.

Speaker 3 Oh, if you're a fan of Billy going,

Speaker 1 while he's thinking, you're going to love this fan. Shuffling papers, fake papers.

Speaker 3 And we also were drinking Coors Lights. We were drinking 40s of Coors Lights for Hank's birthday.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 3 It was a 40 for 30.

Speaker 1 I also, this was a, like, I'm obviously staying in a hotel in Manhattan now, and I was like, Manhattan's kind of sick.

Speaker 3 Yeah, you like it as a visitor? As a visitor,

Speaker 1 I was like, city's awesome. Hank's like going to Broadway shows.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
Okay.

Speaker 3 PFT. So much like Hank, I'm staying in a hotel right now.
And so I've been doing a lot of traveling. So I was in Virginia.
Now I'm in New York. Then I'm going to Austin.

Speaker 3 Then we're going to Nashville the following week. I don't have a suitcase that's big enough to accommodate that much travel.
You get your little baby suitcase.

Speaker 1 You get your lunchbox.

Speaker 3 I didn't bring the man's suitcase.

Speaker 1 It's Andre the Giants lunchbox.

Speaker 3 That suitcase is the perfect size for like a weekend wedding. That's what that suitcase is meant for.
But I brought a bigger one than that last time I came up here. Show it.
You have it right there.

Speaker 3 Well, I was, no,

Speaker 3 this is a different one.

Speaker 13 That's the jumbo size?

Speaker 3 No, well, no, there's another big size.

Speaker 1 There's multiple suitcases?

Speaker 3 So

Speaker 3 last time I came up here. Dual wielding? Last time I came up here, I brought a bigger suitcase because I was also doing a lot of traveling to Virginia than up here.
So I brought a bigger suitcase.

Speaker 3 I'm not used to traveling with a big suitcase. So when I left the office to get on the plane to go back to Chicago last time, I just took my backpack and forgot my entire suitcase here in the office.

Speaker 3 Oh. So then I had to pack a different big suitcase this time, which I have right here, which is just a normal-sized suitcase, really.

Speaker 1 Let's see. Let's see.
It's pretty small.

Speaker 3 This is standard carry-on.

Speaker 3 Right here. Standard carry-on size.

Speaker 1 That's a good for a weekend wedding.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Yeah, it's not the red one.
The red one is actually a lunchbox.

Speaker 1 So you just have a nesting dolls of suitcase.

Speaker 3 It's a perfectly normal suitcase.

Speaker 1 You need to get like the those cups. Like you need to get a giant suitcase so you can put your smaller suitcase in that.
Yeah. And then the smallest suitcase.

Speaker 3 So the tiny little suitcase, it was actually a part of a set like that and I lost the other two.

Speaker 3 So that's the last man standing. I've got a problem with losing suitcases apparently.

Speaker 1 This is like an easy bake of it. It's like PFT's first suitcase.

Speaker 3 Yeah. It actually makes me look completely normal size when I'm carrying around that tiny little ant of a suitcase.

Speaker 3 But I left my other suitcase here last time, so I had to pack a different suitcase full of clothes.

Speaker 3 So now I do actually have enough clothes, but now I have to dual wield suitcases or just like figure out which clothes i actually want to take from here and only carry one with me you also don't have a golf travel bag and we haven't figured out how we're getting your club stuff no i think i i think i think i figured out max is going to eat them he's going to crap them out i think i i think i think you can put them all in yeah inside of his body so i oh with a trench coat but the bad news is i'm i'm out of clean clothes now and so now i have to do hotel laundry when i'm in austin and that's always a mystery yeah

Speaker 3 i might just do the thing where you put your underwear in the sink send it out send it out You do the same day delivery.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you can ask the front door. I bet you they do it.
Okay, I'll probably like 25 bucks.

Speaker 3 I'll do that. And then also we're...
$3 a pound. Yeah.
We're going to be in Austin and it's going to be about 108 degrees outside. So that's

Speaker 3 just don't wear clothes. We have to golf.

Speaker 1 Yeah, don't wear clothes.

Speaker 3 You have to. Yeah, we have to.
Hank's orders.

Speaker 3 My boss told me that I had to golf.

Speaker 1 Zombies. My final orders.
Personally, dreading golf. Yeah, Max.

Speaker 12 If anyone wants to know my final, it's a future Fire Fest of that.

Speaker 3 Max is going to be out on the course. Please tell me that you only have like a black shirt to wear.

Speaker 7 I have one golf shirt.

Speaker 1 Max. Like Like that I own.
I want you to know, Max, if I were on this trip,

Speaker 1 I wouldn't make you golf. We wouldn't be golfing.
It's for the people.

Speaker 1 Big boys, we can't be in 106-degree heat outside on a golf.

Speaker 1 For the viewers. Natty Walsh.

Speaker 3 It's so hot. It's a good inspiration.

Speaker 1 Not a Walsh plane? Yeah. Oh, nice.

Speaker 10 I do this with my golf videos. The less shots you hit, the less there is to film.
So play better. Okay.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay, good.

Speaker 1 Try playing better.

Speaker 3 Just for the record, if you see any videos of us coming out where I hope we get a hole in one, Hank.

Speaker 1 I really do. That'd be awesome.

Speaker 10 Only one shot to film on one.

Speaker 3 If we happened to be filming during the hole in one hole, man, that would be incredible.

Speaker 3 And we're not going to lie about it either. It's going to be 100% real if we get a hole in one.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Good luck.
Just for the record.

Speaker 3 I don't mess around. I'm a man of honor, integrity when I'm on the golf course.
Count every stroke as it is, play it as it lies.

Speaker 3 I just hope it'd be just such serendipitous timing if we happened to film the one hole that we got a hole in one on.

Speaker 1 Yes, yes. Okay, so my Fire Fest is, so yeah, we've had this week where everyone's back in New York for one last week.

Speaker 1 So we've been trying to do, for the AWLs, we're like, hey, Mount Rushmore season is better when we're all together.

Speaker 1 So we've been taping Mount Rushmore's, we're doing the July 4th content, the draft, the Dungeon and Dragons. So we have not been sleeping.
We have been, it's been like...

Speaker 1 four or five hours a night for me.

Speaker 1 And when I don't get my sleep, sleepwalking Dan comes back. So on Tuesday night, I went to bed wearing

Speaker 1 a shirt, boxers, normal.

Speaker 3 Oh, did you wake up in Max's roommate's

Speaker 1 bed?

Speaker 1 But I did wake up wearing completely different shirt and boxers. So I had gotten up in the middle of the night, no recollection, completely changed, no idea why.

Speaker 3 Did you commit a crime?

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 1 So yeah, that was, that's always like, hey, what's going on, dude?

Speaker 1 You don't like, it's a very odd feeling to wake up in different clothes and completely sober and wake up in different clothes and be like, how did this happen?

Speaker 3 That's why I sleep naked.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's that's that is scary. Yeah, so hopefully sleepwalking dan can get back uh some hours this weekend.

Speaker 1 But uh, yeah, I, I'm just, because I, my real fear now, and it's not really like a crazy fear, like I don't think I'm gonna walk outside or anything, but is to if I wake up my kids, then I'll be, then sleepwalking, that's the worst thing you could possibly do.

Speaker 3 That'd be, yeah, or like go out to your balcony yeah yeah that sleepwalk which one

Speaker 1 um yeah no i'm i'm a sleepwalker and it's bad it's bad uh billy first fire fest ran too close to some canadian geese with some goose links and uh the parents try to attack me and my dog it's goslinks but it's fine i would up a canadian geese i would have too but they migratory sounds like you ran away no migratory bird act i it's like a federal crime wait so you had your dog and you and you still ran away?

Speaker 11 No, because I was like trying to make sure my dog didn't like step to this goose.

Speaker 3 You know what? Billy's dog definitely thinks that Billy's a bitch. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 8 Yeah. No, no.
The thing is.

Speaker 1 Billy's dog is like, dude, we could have handled that.

Speaker 11 They do this thing. When they are about to attack, they do this bumping with their neck.
They go up and down.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we know. They're mean.
I've seen it. That's how I've killed all my geese.

Speaker 3 Go at you. I would tie its neck into a knot.

Speaker 11 There's way too many witnesses.

Speaker 1 on the hobo camp. Sounds like a lot of excuses.

Speaker 3 Sounds like you're getting dominated by Canada.

Speaker 1 Between the fire and you having to wear a mask from camera you now their geese are coming after you you totally would have fucked him up i would have if i could have gotten away with it but like it would have been a lot of paperwork i would have been late to work a lot of paperwork a lot of paperwork yeah all these things uh but totally would have also didn't want to orphan those gooselings second one i would have killed them too you have to what i agree with you don't oh wow huge putt uh

Speaker 1 i billy i'm with you You can't leave orphans, so you just kill them all, and then you kill anyone who saw you.

Speaker 3 And also, those goslings will grow up to be adult geese, and they'll track down the person that killed their parents. Yeah,

Speaker 1 and they can fly.

Speaker 3 Yeah, people forget that about geese. People do forget that.

Speaker 1 They are birds.

Speaker 3 So,

Speaker 11 second Firefest, I have to, so I like, I'm going to be moving out of my apartment at the end of my lease, and it's like two months in the future.

Speaker 1 This tweet was so funny.

Speaker 11 No, but this is annoying. Can you read?

Speaker 1 Is this what you're talking about? Can I read it? That's hard to read it, read it. I want to see it.
I missed it.

Speaker 1 This was like Billy in a nutshell. Keep going.

Speaker 11 I understand that you're allowed.

Speaker 11 I don't own the apartment I'm in, but they're requesting all these times to come into my house. And

Speaker 1 it's still

Speaker 3 coming in to show off your apartment. Yeah.
And somebody's walking in, being like, why is there a hedgehog? Here,

Speaker 1 this is a tweet.

Speaker 1 Realtor wants to show my apartment, but I don't know what the repercussions of them seeing a hedgehog, squat rack in the kitchen, illegally fastened pull-up are, and a dog that's definitely above the weight limit will be.

Speaker 1 And I also, also, I have a heavy bag.

Speaker 11 I have a heavy bag that's fastened to the door, like to the ceiling, and it's like there's a bunch of drywall on the floor. And like the walls are fucked up.

Speaker 11 And I was going to fix it all before I moved out, but like, I haven't had time to do that.

Speaker 3 Why are the walls fucked up?

Speaker 1 Because like sometimes Bill used to have the punching bag leaning against the wall.

Speaker 1 And then, okay.

Speaker 11 And then like, like, it's not really big enough for a squat rack. So sometimes like the side of the, uh, of the bar hits the wall and like cracks it.

Speaker 11 So like I have like some plastering to do and stuff. So like they're going to walk in there and it's going to be a shit show.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Just hang up a bunch of art.
Just put posters everywhere.

Speaker 4 But like,

Speaker 11 should I just make them come when I'm not there, my dog's not there?

Speaker 1 Yeah, make them come.

Speaker 11 They just deal. They're just like, holy fuck.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Start stroking them.

Speaker 11 What happens if they can't sell the apartment because I'm like.

Speaker 1 Jail. You go to jail.
So you should have killed the geese because you would have been there anyway. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 3 you'll figure out. I bet there's an AWL that wants to take over Billy.
What about as is?

Speaker 3 Leave the hedgehog, leave the squat rack in the kitchen. Here's the pull-up bar.
I bet you could find somebody directly to rent it out to. Here's the thing, Billy.

Speaker 1 You got to re-this landlord

Speaker 1 rented an apartment, their apartment, to 22-year-old Billy. And Mint's neighbor.

Speaker 1 They knew what the deal was. I don't think they're expected.
They didn't rent it to a 65-year-old widower.

Speaker 1 They rented it to a 22-year-old Billy, that apartment in Hoboken, like that they expect it okay they'll probably ding you a little bit but it's not anything more than that I was gonna spackle the walls I was gonna do that take a day totally were yeah you were going to I but like I actually had to weed the backyard first yeah but I haven't had time yet and

Speaker 1 where are you moving to are you moving in

Speaker 11 I'm not doing that anymore are you moving just to another place in Hoboken I'm thinking we're looking at different places okay

Speaker 1 metropolitan metropolitan area okay Tri-state area.

Speaker 3 Is there still a graffiti on your fence in the backyard?

Speaker 11 That was chalk, and we got it off.

Speaker 7 Okay.

Speaker 11 We even got like fun party trick, get chalk spray paint if you have like a brick wall, and then just go nuts with it.

Speaker 3 Just don't spray paint any dogs.

Speaker 3 Yeah. That happens from time to time.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Okay.
Good fire fest, Billy. Jake, finish us off.

Speaker 10 Yeah, last week I experienced something I've never experienced before.

Speaker 10 I had heartburn slash acid reflux for the first time. I thought I was

Speaker 1 welcome. I thought I was dying.
I thought that was it.

Speaker 3 You got to start pre-tumsing now. You got to take pre-tums.

Speaker 10 It's just like you feel like you're getting stabbed in the chest.

Speaker 3 Yeah, you got to do pre-tums before you have any alcohol,

Speaker 3 like tomato sauces.

Speaker 3 There's actually a lot of stuff. It falls under alcohol.

Speaker 1 Yeah, any type of alcohol.

Speaker 3 Specifically whiskey.

Speaker 1 Peter. It was scary.

Speaker 3 Chicken wings.

Speaker 1 I could look at whiskey and get heartburn.

Speaker 3 You're going to have to pre-tums and then...

Speaker 10 Is that a thing just getting older?

Speaker 3 Yes. And then you wait 10 more years and then the pre-tums isn't strong enough, so you have to start taking a pill every single day.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it was fun.

Speaker 1 fun it's our form of birth control that i did i was panicking hank hank got it for the first time what was like three or four years ago and we were in vegas and we're just like man i was proud yeah how often do you guys get it uh every day um what yeah it's all dependent

Speaker 3 it's all dependent on what you eat and how late you eat yeah like if you eat late that's a problem if you happen to put in a zin 9 you get a heartburn i won't yeah solar tobacco there's certain things you'll just learn tricks that you got to avoid all right yeah basically your life is over you peaked that's that's officially how you know you gotta hold on when you yeah it's gonna go out yep yeah did you guys ever put baking soda in water and chug it as an emergency that works industrializes the acid i mean i normally i would just like shrug off any medical advice billy gave me but i'm willing to try anything when it comes to heartburn like a spoonful of baking soda and then just chug water wait can you mix the the baking soda into the water Yeah.

Speaker 3 Or is it better if you just raw dog it?

Speaker 11 But sometimes the baking soda just ends up at the bottom of the cup and then you don't get it and you're like panicking because your heart's burning.

Speaker 1 Okay. Yeah.
Sweet.

Speaker 1 Speaking of Harper, what's the food upstairs? I'm really fucking hungry.

Speaker 7 Empanada. Number six, nine.

Speaker 10 18. That was a good one.
That fooled me.

Speaker 1 That was incredible. That was a fucking me and Haley.
That was the Alley Oop. That was across the hall.

Speaker 10 That was the podcast version of the LeBron and Wade

Speaker 1 Alley Oop in Milwaukee. Because you know, Billy was prepared for it.
He was getting ready, like, he's going to do something.

Speaker 3 You took Billy's love of the sex number and took it, but distract him with his only bigger love, which is free food.

Speaker 1 Billy, give me credit. That was fun.

Speaker 1 You didn't even know what happened. What happened?

Speaker 11 I've been reading meditation.

Speaker 3 I'm chill.

Speaker 1 You've been reading meditation?

Speaker 1 Meditations.

Speaker 1 Okay. Got it.
All right. Who else has it? So Hank's got 69.
I'll do 96. I'll go 26.

Speaker 1 Only one that hasn't been picked?

Speaker 1 20.

Speaker 1 Billy, what was your number?

Speaker 11 I'm going to go.

Speaker 3 Something chill. What's the most Zen number?

Speaker 11 I'm going to go with...

Speaker 1 Infinity.

Speaker 11 I'm going to go with one.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 3 I actually hope that you get it because that's Memes' number.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Memes has never got it.

Speaker 13 Oh, my God. One was just there.

Speaker 1 Oh, no.

Speaker 1 78. 78.

Speaker 1 See you guys Monday, U.S. Open.

Speaker 3 More Mount Rush, more Mount Rush, more of guys you don't fuck with and a big big guest love you guys also animal fact for the day is his shirt that he claimed was an allosaurus turns out it actually is a T-Rex okay and I know more about dinosaurs okay no that is not and planes I'm in denial I asked the designer to put an allosaurus they put a t-rex I just have been willing it to be an allosaurus it's it's t-rex

Speaker 11 i didn't get it wrong

Speaker 3 You did get it wrong, though, when you said that it was actually an allosaurus because look at the crap.

Speaker 11 I was just in denial.

Speaker 3 Okay. I was in denial.
You weren't lying. you were in denial.

Speaker 7 You believe the lie.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 11 If I believe it, they can believe it. Yep.
Also, update on those orcas attacks. Uh, turns out the orcas may be using the boats that they're attacking to train the younger orcas how to hunt.

Speaker 11 It may not be some sort of retribution situation.

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Speaker 1 life is okay.

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