Justin Fields, SodGate From SB 57, Things We’re Doing Now That Football Is Over + Guys On Chicks

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Speaker 1 On today's Pardon My Take... We have QB1 Justin Fields in person.

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Speaker 1 Welcome to Part of My Take. Today is Wednesday, February 15th,

Speaker 1 and it's life without football, boys. We are back into the abyss.
The season is over.

Speaker 1 We've turned the page, except I have some gripes, but we've turned the page, PFT.

Speaker 1 We're once again without football.

Speaker 2 Yeah, we're trying to move on, trying to collect ourselves. It's always a weird time of year for us.
This is when we kind of go crazy a little bit on this show.

Speaker 2 Expect like a week and a half of complete nonsense, like more so than usual on this podcast, because we're just trying to, we're scrambling. We're trying to find ourselves.

Speaker 2 We're trying to switch seasons.

Speaker 2 This is the the time of year where it's if we famously got arrested at the dog show because it was the first week without football and we had we had no idea what to do with ourselves.

Speaker 2 But yeah, it's been

Speaker 2 I'll say this about whoever made the calendar. Go fuck yourself for putting Valentine's Day the day after, the day after the Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 That snuck up on every, no one ever had any idea that.

Speaker 2 So if you got in trouble for forgetting Valentine's Day, just tell your significant other. Literally everybody forgot about it.
It didn't happen this year, basically.

Speaker 1 It didn't happen. I think someone pointed out that in 2027, Valentine's Day is Super Bowl Sunday.
That is just a big fuck you to every guy in the world.

Speaker 1 Yet again, I'll stand up on my soapbox

Speaker 1 and say that the universal buy should be enacted. We should push the season even a further week back so that we have the Monday after Super Bowl off with President's Day.

Speaker 1 And it always feels like when football ends, it's like, okay, I'm done with winter. I want winter to end as well.

Speaker 1 So we need to get football all the way to the end of February, and then we're going to be like, winter's over as well. We're all good.
We're out of this.

Speaker 1 So, again, we should have a bye week that there's no NFL football in one week, sometime maybe in like early December, so everyone can get their Christmas shopping in, reset with their family.

Speaker 1 You can put some bowl games on that Sunday, and every team gets off.

Speaker 1 Every team's fresh for the stretch run, and then we get Super Bowl Sunday on the Sunday before President's Day, Monday off, winter's over.

Speaker 2 So, yeah, that sounds like a great idea in theory. In practice, when that Sunday would happen to us, we would go insane.
We'd be like, where the fuck is the NFL games?

Speaker 1 I agree, but it would also be. The 18-game season solves that problem, but we are pro-player.

Speaker 2 So we can't really, I can't go out and say, like, straight up, make them play 18 games. I'll just say it would be wonderful if the season ended

Speaker 2 on the day before President's Day. So we got that time off.
Also, you're absolutely right about like, I can deal with cold weather and winter when there's football on television.

Speaker 2 So, if I see snow on television and big dudes run around hitting the shit out of each other, I'm like, hell yeah, I'm winter tough. I can get through this.
This is good football weather.

Speaker 2 But the second's over, if you don't have football, what's the point of having football weather when there's no football?

Speaker 1 It's very simple. The calendar, like when people are like, how do you deal with winter? December winter doesn't count because everyone's in the festive mood.

Speaker 1 You bundle up, you drink some whiskey, it's a fun time. January winter doesn't count because you have playoffs, you have NFL playoffs.
So you get excited before every weekend.

Speaker 1 You're like, hey, Monday through Friday, whatever. I'm just thinking about the weekend.
February winter, when there's no football, come on, come on, guys. We need to have it.

Speaker 1 So it goes all the way to the end of February. Then you turn around and it's like two weeks till March Madness.
And then, boom, next thing you know, you're napping on your couch with the Masters.

Speaker 1 And then it's a few games of baseball. Then boom, football's back.

Speaker 2 Then we're smooth sailing right back into football. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Now,

Speaker 2 if this did happen and we got the week off, the bye week, Pro Bowl week was the week that the Super Bowl is right now, that would mean that occasionally Valentine's Day

Speaker 2 would be on that Sunday with no football whatsoever. Perfect.
And that would be perfect for America. Like the Sunday of the bye week actually should be Valentine's Day.

Speaker 2 We should stop making it February 14th. It should just be whatever that bye week is before the Super Bowl when there's no football on TV for everybody to be distracted by.

Speaker 1 Yes, yes. And we will obviously, we love talking about all the other sports.
I do like when the the calendar turns a little bit just because we can get into other sports. March Madness coming up.

Speaker 1 NBA All-Star Weekend is this weekend in Salt Lake City. So the plan is we're taking a brief vacation.
We will have a new show for everyone on Friday. So it will be our Dungeon and Dragons show.

Speaker 1 This one is special because we did it in front of the green screen. So make sure you watch on the YouTube as well.

Speaker 1 And if you have not listened to any of our Dungeons and Dragons episodes, we are starting a brand new adventure. So you can go into it fresh.
And it was by far the best one we've ever done.

Speaker 1 We had Nick back on, Nick Turani back on. It was like, what, three hours of Tim Woods just taking us through the darkness of his mind in just a beautiful, beautiful way?

Speaker 2 Absolutely. The first absolutely from Tim Woods of the year hits so different.

Speaker 2 And I think it might be one of the funniest things we've ever done. Like, visually.
Visually, it's going to be amazing. I saw some of the clips behind the scenes.

Speaker 2 And yeah, let's just say that Hank has a hard time keeping his pants clean in this one. Yes.

Speaker 4 The graphics that have gone into this are like actually insane. It's going to be like one of the best productions that

Speaker 2 Barstool itself has ever done.

Speaker 1 Yes. There's like 100 different graphics and 12 guys working on this.

Speaker 2 I say the funniest thing that we've ever done, what I really truly mean by that, is the funniest thing that Quiggs and Trey and Evan and everybody else that helped produce this behind the scenes has done.

Speaker 2 The visuals are just electric. So listen to the podcast, but also it's a must-watch on the YouTube.
Yes, it is.

Speaker 1 And we do, I mean, we do love doing episodes non-football season. We get to stretch our legs, do different stuff.

Speaker 1 We actually already discussed an idea of maybe doing a man movie Friday in the summer where we only watch the best action movies and do a review. So that might happen.

Speaker 1 I'm talking Jean-Claude Van Damme, just his entire anthology.

Speaker 2 That should be our book club.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 The Andrew Luck book club for part of my take is just watching movies and then talking about man movies.

Speaker 1 And March Madness is coming up, which is my favorite time of the year. So let's do some Super Bowl cleanup, though.

Speaker 1 Max, I saw Max today walking in the office. He was maybe the saddest thing that you can do

Speaker 1 right after football season ends. He was just trudging through.
He went out to get lunch. I think he came back with a salad.
Such a bummer to be like, oh, well, my team lost and now it's salad time.

Speaker 1 How are you feeling, Max?

Speaker 4 I need a lot of salads.

Speaker 1 I need a lot of salads. Are you coping? Because like Monday, it was a travel day.
We all traveled back from the Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 Today I woke up and I was like, damn, I really wish the Eagles had just won that game. That was really mean of them to not win that game.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I was thinking the same thing, for sure.

Speaker 4 And for some reason,

Speaker 4 there's a lot more people that are noticing me on the streets now after this.

Speaker 1 Oh, no.

Speaker 4 And it's a lot harder when people just come up to me and are

Speaker 4 legitimately just like,

Speaker 4 I'm really sorry for your, like, like, like someone has died, like someone has died. It's like, I'm really sorry for your loss.
And like, I don't really, I don't really know what to say to that.

Speaker 4 I'm like, yeah, you know, it sucks. Because then they go into it more and it's like

Speaker 4 legitimately looking and like, and they're like, are you okay? With this stranger, that's happened way more than it's ever happened before this game on Sunday.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 You do have like a part of you did die. It was a part of your soul that is different now because you went through that experience.
It is, it's like your own version of PTSD.

Speaker 2 You have post-Mahomes traumatic

Speaker 2 disorder. And actually, shout out to the guy on the Instagram page that saw, I saw this comment.

Speaker 2 Your face after the game in the iconic pose that you have in the chair where you're just looking, you got the thousand-yard stare.

Speaker 2 And somebody commented, like, this dude looks like post-Mahomes, which was just so, so, such a perfect name for your sad face in that situation.

Speaker 2 But, Max, it gets better. It does.
It'll get better. And, you know what, what's probably going to happen is I'm sure that Villanova is going to go on a nice little run for you.

Speaker 2 You said that you care more about Villanova than you do about the Eagles. So having Villanova get back in the tourney, they're probably going to win.

Speaker 2 They're probably going to win the conference tournament, get that automatic qualifier, slot in underdogs.

Speaker 1 This is Hank.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 2 they're going to make it to the Final Four, and you're going to be on the moon again in no time.

Speaker 1 This is Hank. By the way, everyone is back.
Billy, welcome back.

Speaker 1 Hank is not back. He's playing golf right now.
So we're all here. He's playing golf.
That's fine. Vacation is a sacred time for him.

Speaker 1 So, Max, I have something for you, though.

Speaker 1 The Chiefs are the better team. I fully admit that.
Patrick Mahomes is maybe the most likable star ever.

Speaker 1 He's won two Super Bowls.

Speaker 1 He's had an incredible start to his career, and I still like him a lot. Like, that usually doesn't happen in sports.
He did also chirp me after the game. This was after we recorded.

Speaker 1 He just hit me up and just said, sorry, bud, and crying face emoji, crying face emoji. So that hurt a little bit.

Speaker 1 But I have something for you max okay you ready for this because everyone needs something to cope with and I think the holding penalty was whether you want to say oh they shouldn't have called then James Bradbury admitted to the hold the hold happened I actually PFT that here's my take on the holding penalty I actually think it was bad coaching I think it was bad coaching because The coaches should have told them, the only thing that can fuck us here is a first down.

Speaker 1 If a guy burns you, let him score. So in a weird way, like, that's coaching where you have to know situational awareness.
A touchdown is not the worst outcome there.

Speaker 1 The worst outcome is exactly what happened, a first down and the game ending with them kneeling it.

Speaker 2 Yeah, in real time, when we were watching that, after they got that first down, and then they had that run that looked like, I think it was Pacheco, that was, he was getting close to the goal.

Speaker 1 It was McKinnon?

Speaker 2 Yeah, okay, so McKinnon was getting close to the goal line, and then he let up at the last second and went down. That's actually also a bit of coaching on the Eagles because the Eagles were very

Speaker 2 obviously letting McKinnon try to score. The Eagles should have made it look like they were trying to tackle McKinnon because McKinnon on that run saw that everybody let up.

Speaker 2 And then in his mind, he's like, wait a second, that's right. I got to go down.

Speaker 2 If they were actually chasing him or like pushing him towards the end zone, that's what I would have done if I were the Eagles in that situation. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I agree. And I also had the discussion that I know that people get mad at Jackson Mahomes.
He had that video of him dancing behind Patrick talking on the desk.

Speaker 1 I actually am, I'm totally reversed now. Well, I actually, I never really hated Jackson Mahomes.

Speaker 1 I think Patrick Mahomes is even more likable that he's just such a ride-or-die family guy, where he's like, Yeah, my brother wants to make these, like, let my brother live. Like, let him have fun.

Speaker 1 This is my moment, but it's my family's moment. Fuck everyone else.
It makes me like Patrick Mahomes even more.

Speaker 2 Listen, who out there doesn't have a fuck-up brother? Eric was an asshole. We've all dealt with this type of thing.
And when it comes to your brother like dancing behind you, he's done a great job.

Speaker 2 Jackson, shout out Jackson for voluntarily, or maybe he had a talk with Patrick, who knows? But Jackson made himself scarce this season. He was not a distraction.
And Patrick's,

Speaker 2 I have a hard time like going after an athlete's wife or like making fun of her.

Speaker 1 It's weird.

Speaker 2 Okay. They're high school sweethearts.
It's really weird to attack somebody.

Speaker 2 There were a couple like things that got caught on just like sideline cameras and stuff at basketball games and people turned it into a big thing like Patrick and Brittany are at each other's throats.

Speaker 2 That was always a little bit uncomfortable for me, but she also kind of took herself out of the public eye this year a little bit.

Speaker 2 And it's like, okay, we're going to take a step back and let Patrick do his football season. And now that we won, it's fucking on.
And that's exactly how it should be. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Everybody out there has family members that get on their nerves sometimes. And

Speaker 2 credit to both of them for making it work. It seems like whatever they did this season, I don't know if Jackson might just go on a victory tour of all victory tours.
But that's fine.

Speaker 2 Just be on the sidelines for actual games next season. Instead of calling plays, they'll have him signal the plays in by doing a different form of the gritty.

Speaker 2 That would be actually kind of funny.

Speaker 1 Yeah, um,

Speaker 2 yeah, they all work together this year.

Speaker 1 It's it and and Patrick Mahomes is, like I said, one of the most likable superstars. He's the best quarterback in the NFL, he's the best player in the NFL.

Speaker 1 The Chiefs, I do think, like the fact that the Eagles didn't get a single stop for the entire second half, that's when championships are made. So there's no, I'm not going to sit here and gripe, but

Speaker 1 but

Speaker 1 if

Speaker 1 you wanted to maybe gripe and cope and be angry at something, I may have spent a little bit of the morning doing some research.

Speaker 1 This is an alternate, like I'm accepting defeat. Max, you've accepted defeat.
For anyone out there who doesn't want to accept defeat, here's what you could potentially talk about. I hope I, yeah.

Speaker 1 Sodgate.

Speaker 4 Sodgate is real.

Speaker 1 Sodgate is very, very real right now. Sodgate, PFT, I don't know if you've done any reading.
We talked about it on Sunday, how bad the field was.

Speaker 1 George Toma, the Sod father that was being just completely, you know, like walked around, hey, the Sod father has done it. He's done every single Super Bowl.
56 Super Bowls he's been at.

Speaker 1 This was his last Super Bowl. The Sod father, George Toma.
PFT, where do you think he worked? for the for the majority of his career?

Speaker 2 I think he probably worked

Speaker 2 somewhere in the Midwest.

Speaker 1 He worked for the Kansas City Chiefs. He has two Super Bowl rings.
He's a

Speaker 1 Kansas City resident. He's a Kansas City Chiefs fan.
He's the SOD father. Before the game, he actually said he was referencing the Super Bowl against the 49ers.

Speaker 1 He said, I said, Commissioner, this is about that Super Bowl. I'm sticking up for the Chiefs today.
Me and Lamar Hunt were so close.

Speaker 1 This is, again, before the Super Bowl against the 49ers that they won. And then it goes on to say, this year, things are different.

Speaker 1 He, the commissioner, told me that I can't stick up for the Chiefs. He says, George, you work for the league.
The league pays you. You've got to be neutral.

Speaker 1 George Toma went on to say, if I had two hearts, one would be with the Chiefs and one would be with the Eagles. Billy, do human beings have two hearts? No.
Okay, so he's only got one heart.

Speaker 1 So if he had two hearts, he would root for the Eagles as well, but he only has one, so he can root for the Chiefs.

Speaker 1 And he also went on to say, which is a little false flag, actually, I hate to say this, but the halftime show is more important than the game. I don't, that makes no sense.

Speaker 1 The game is the most important. Now,

Speaker 1 okay,

Speaker 1 guess what? They're both playing on the same field. You can't complain about the Sod Father when they're both playing on the same field.
But do they both have the same knowledge, PFT?

Speaker 1 Because

Speaker 1 the Eagles had to change their cleats multiple times. The Chiefs never never changed their cleats.

Speaker 1 And a guy named Ollie Connolly went through the tape, and he went through every single play, and he charted it. The Eagles' defense had a player slip on 38% of Patrick Mahomes' drop backs.

Speaker 1 Five times they had multiple slippages. The Chiefs' defense had a player slip on only 14% of Jalen Hurts' drop backs.
No multiple slippages. Again,

Speaker 1 this is fantasy land land I'm living in. I'm just presenting facts that if you would like to cope, this might be how you'd want to cope.
And maybe I did this for an hour this morning.

Speaker 2 So if you know anything about this podcast, you know that me and Big Cat were big turf guys. We're like, okay, it needs to be a uniform playing field across the NFL.

Speaker 2 It should be the artificial turf, the field turf that you see, the level of technology and advancement that we've got into it. It's just like playing on nice grass, except you don't need to mow it.

Speaker 2 You don't need to water it. It's just the perfect playing surface.
So that's number one. So we were right about that.

Speaker 2 As far as the sod father goes, we talked about the specific breed of grass that it was. It was Tahoma.
Tahoma.

Speaker 2 Tahoma 31 grass. And it was developed by the Oklahoma State University sod team, right? The Oklahoma State University sod team has been bragging about this.

Speaker 2 And it's a combination of golf grass and football grass all at the same time. I found out why they changed the seed of the grass.

Speaker 2 They changed the seed of the grass because in the wintertime, if you just have their standard rye grass, it turns completely brown. You can't have that.

Speaker 2 They needed the green grass, so that's why they incorporated the rye into it. Now, you're telling me that the Sod Father was the guy that was responsible for rolling that out by hand?

Speaker 1 The Sod Father was part of the process. He has other guys working for him, but the Sod Father, again, has two Super Bowl rings.
And let me just remind you one other fact.

Speaker 1 He's done every single Super Bowl. He was retiring after this one.
That's interesting, interesting that he wanted to go out with a win, a third Super Bowl ring.

Speaker 1 The Sod Father just cemented his own dynasty.

Speaker 2 It's also interesting that he's named after an organized crime figure.

Speaker 2 Is that really the person that you should be having in charge?

Speaker 2 It sounds like the Capo de Tutti Capo knew that at the end, he could set off one last car bomb and be on his way.

Speaker 1 I also think he stole the name from the White Sox ground screw guy because I've always known him as a Sod Father. But either way, you actually bring up the natural turf aspect.

Speaker 1 Wouldn't that be interesting, PFT, if there's a, you know, maybe a mini mutiny by players saying, hey, we want to play on grass. We don't want to play on turf.
It's not as safe for us.

Speaker 1 Roger Goodell says, okay, I'll hear you guys out. Oh, whoops.
Grass is a skating rink for the Super Bowl? For the Eagles, not the Chiefs. Sounds like we have to do turf on every field.

Speaker 2 Yeah,

Speaker 2 this is a false flag operation, potentially.

Speaker 1 Again, I'm not accusing anyone, George Toma, two-time Super Bowl winner for the Chiefs, of any, three times, sorry, of any wrongdoing. I'm just presenting facts.
Billy, once again,

Speaker 1 humans have how many hearts? One heart. One heart.
One heart.

Speaker 2 Brianna has two because she's pregnant. That's true.

Speaker 1 She has two heartbeats, but if I had two hearts, one would be with the Chiefs and one would be with the Eagles, he added. Hmm.
And he did say before Super Bowl, what was it, 53 against the 49ers?

Speaker 1 I said, Commissioner, I'm sticking up for the Chiefs today. Me and Lamar Hunt were so close.

Speaker 2 Wait, is this guy the dude from the old, was it the Snickers commercial that was painting the end zone for the Chiefs? And he's like hand-painting every blade of grass.

Speaker 2 And then at the end of it, the player comes up to him and says, This is great, but who are the chefs? And then it zooms out, and he just painted chefs in the end zone.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's an all-time commercial.

Speaker 2 I think that's this guy seems like he's getting a little bit full of himself. Also, I probably thought this game was all about him.

Speaker 1 We didn't bring it up on Sunday, but did you guys see when they were painting the end zones earlier in the week and it was in the Chiefs' end zone above it, it said end racism?

Speaker 1 And everyone was like, huh. So they changed it to it takes all of us.
And the Eagles' end zone said end racism.

Speaker 1 That's nice.

Speaker 1 Actually, you know what?

Speaker 2 Shout out to whoever spotted that because

Speaker 2 we would have roasted them. The internet would have cooked them for that.
So instead of you guys, you know what? That's why it's important.

Speaker 2 Like every big organization that does large viewership events should have one just internet troll on their staff to look at everything that they're putting together and be like, what's the internet going to, what are you going to get roasted for here?

Speaker 1 I'm actually going to throw this in the conspiracy file.

Speaker 1 I think that they did that on purpose to hopefully be a false flag for the shitty field and George Toma, three times Kansas City Chiefs Super Bowl winner, but they got found out early enough that they had to switch it.

Speaker 1 Because wouldn't that have been the story? Huh? Huh.

Speaker 1 Huh. Very interesting.
Just ask a question. So, Max, have you done this same rabbit hole?

Speaker 4 Yeah, I had that exact tweet pulled up. Like, as you were saying it, I had the percentages of how many times that the Eagles fell.

Speaker 1 It's so, it's just fandom one-on-one that you lose a game. And again, I maintain the Chiefs were the better team.
They made more plays.

Speaker 1 I won't maintain that. Okay, well, they played better in the second half when it matters, and the Eagles' defense just no showed.

Speaker 1 But if you're a fan, you can't just accept a Super Bowl defeat just laying down. You have to find a reason why this happened and why they should replay the game.
And Sodgate is that reason.

Speaker 1 So, Eagles fans, go for it. Like, Sodgate forever.
I agree. You got it.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's important to have somebody cope. And James Bradbury took that away from you when he said, yeah, I cheated.
That was fucked up by James Bradbury. I mean, again, I get it.
I understand.

Speaker 2 And he did probably, he saved that wrestle like a lifetime of getting hunted down by a bunch of Eagles fans, just like trying to put bombs in his mailbox. But

Speaker 2 as far as the excuse that you don't any longer have goes, that's tough. It's tough for Eagles fans to not be like, that's ticky tack.
It

Speaker 2 should have been called when the guy himself is like, yeah, I reached out.

Speaker 2 I grabbed the back of his arm. I gave him a little Shannon Sharp on the back of his arm there.

Speaker 1 What if James Bradbury knew about Sodfather and Sodgate and was like, People are going to complain about this and not complain about Sodgate, so I have to come out and say that I did hold him so that we get all the attention on Sodgate.

Speaker 1 This now is what it must feel like to live inside of Billy Football's brain. I don't really like it.
I question everything now.

Speaker 2 Well, I'm curious to know, Billy, which conspiracy, which conspiracy have you been reading the replies to the replies about?

Speaker 6 Well, I did have the sod on the hot seat because I thought it was how they were trying to try to stop Jalen Hurts' quarterback sneak, just like take out the wrong.

Speaker 1 No, but it was the defensive line that suffered the most. I know.
No sacks. Were they a historically great defensive line?

Speaker 4 One thing that you're not mentioning is that

Speaker 4 there's also a screenshot of

Speaker 4 an apparent face mask on the Jalen Hurts fumble recovery scene?

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 but you've got to stay focused on Sodger.

Speaker 4 No, well, this is just another thing that I have also been looking into.

Speaker 1 This is Fans Coping 101. I love it.

Speaker 1 This is how you have to operate as a fan after a bad loss. You just have to screenshot everything and complain about everything.
And then slowly as time passes, it just goes away.

Speaker 2 This goes deep. It sounds like there's multiple instances of things that you can blame here, Max.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I love the fact that you're looking at a face mask on a return fumble that probably happened like, I don't know, 30 yards away from the ball.

Speaker 1 I just sent the screenshot. I sent the screenshot.
Let's see it. Also, also,

Speaker 1 everyone did see Roger Goodell hug Chris Jones and say, I don't care how you tackle the quarterback. Just throw that in there as well.
Huh?

Speaker 1 Interesting.

Speaker 8 While you're looking at this, I have to mention that you mentioned James Bradbury. Juju Smith Schuster on Twitter 15 minutes ago posted a Valentine's card saying, I'll hold you when it matters most.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's a huge piece of shit. That's tough.

Speaker 4 No, that's the difference between Eagles and the Chiefs, though, is that the Eagles, you know, we've taken accountability for everything.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we haven't been talking about the socks. No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 4 Not me. I'm not taking accountability for anything, but the players themselves are just class act through and through.

Speaker 4 That's why Bradbury isn't throwing the refs under the bus when he knows that he didn't actually hold.

Speaker 1 When I think a piece is a shit, I definitely think Kansas City Chiefs, not Philadelphia Eagles for that.

Speaker 4 Correct. No, not fans.

Speaker 1 That's players, players, players.

Speaker 2 Max, I'm watching. this.

Speaker 2 Max, this is sad.

Speaker 1 This is sad, Max. But he's got to cope.
He's got to cope.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I get it. I get it.
I think

Speaker 2 you get a month of cope. You get until the new NFL league year.
Yeah. Whenever that is.
Once free agency hits, it's on to next season. But

Speaker 2 that one's sad, Max.

Speaker 1 It's nice because at the end of the day, no one wants to see their team get beat so badly that it's like, all right, there's nothing that could be done about it.

Speaker 1 Just like 49ers fans spent a couple weeks being like, like, Brock Purdy didn't get hurt, it would have been on.

Speaker 1 Just like Chiefs fans or Bengals fans talking about Joseph Asai, you know, late hit out of bounds or the extra play the Chiefs. You just have to do it.
It's the only way to get through it.

Speaker 1 And I hope that in a bar in Philadelphia for the next five years, they're talking about this Super Bowl and they're like, but did you know about Sod, Father?

Speaker 1 Did you know about the guy who's got three Super Bowl rings from the Chiefs? He did the Sod.

Speaker 1 And the Eagles fell down 38% of Patrick Mahomes' pass rushes.

Speaker 1 It might also be that the Chiefs' offensive line was very underrated and they played the game of their life. But let's just go with the Saad.

Speaker 2 Yeah, we need to, you can dive into the deeper numbers and see if they slipped on 38% of the plays. Oh, no, this guy.

Speaker 1 Or if there was.

Speaker 2 Was it slipping or was it just falling down?

Speaker 2 Sometimes people in football games fall down.

Speaker 1 Yeah, there was one play that is getting shared a lot where both edge guys like beat their guy and just completely fell down.

Speaker 2 What was the Super Bowl where the left tackle, I forget who it was, but like literally got put on skates.

Speaker 2 So he got hit and then he started sliding back into the left like JFK's head, just like on one foot and it just glided across the entire field. I want to say he was on the Panthers.

Speaker 2 It might have been Super Bowl, was that 50 between the Panthers and the Broncos?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
You might be right.

Speaker 2 That's probably classic Sod father at it again right there.

Speaker 1 Yep, he's got his favorites and he plays them. Hmm.
Interesting. Just very, very interesting.
His last Super Bowl ever.

Speaker 1 You can't put a guy in jail who's not doing the Super Bowl next year.

Speaker 2 How do you retire from mowing grass?

Speaker 2 That's what most people retire to go do full-time.

Speaker 1 He's 94 years old. Oh,

Speaker 1 fuck. We should be talking about that.
Yeah, he's 94.

Speaker 2 Why is a 94-year-old in charge of installing a playing field?

Speaker 1 This is where it kind of falls apart. I don't think he actually installed anything.

Speaker 1 I think he was kind of there in like almost like a Emeritus fashion where he just showed up and was like, grass is good.

Speaker 4 He was directing.

Speaker 4 You don't think he has his guys?

Speaker 1 Yeah, his son works for him.

Speaker 1 Come on. Come on.
It's a family connection. Damn.

Speaker 1 All right. Well, that's Super Bowl cleanup.

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Speaker 1 let's do our football.

Speaker 1 What are we doing post-football?

Speaker 1 PFT, you want to start? So this is the things that we might get into post-football.

Speaker 2 Well, it's important to note that these are things that we're telling ourselves that we're going to get into this offseason.

Speaker 1 Who knows if we're.

Speaker 2 No, actually, I think we're going to follow through this year.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 This year's going to be different.

Speaker 2 I'm actually, I'm motivated to try a few things

Speaker 2 because it seems like I've been around a lot of people playing golf a lot recently, and it seems like the best time ever. And I golf once every two years.

Speaker 2 And when I do, I absolutely hate it, except for one shot that I usually hit towards the end of the the round where I'm like, fuck, now I can't quit golf anymore. But it seems like the best time ever.

Speaker 2 And I've got a full set of tailor-made clubs that are in my living room, just leaning against the wall. I think my forearm's healthy enough.

Speaker 2 I've been testing it out a lot recently to see if I can get back out on the course and actually be able to swing a golf club.

Speaker 2 I think this is the offseason that I get really into golf. That I

Speaker 2 get out there and I'm like, you know what? I'm going to break new series.

Speaker 2 I'm going to break 120. Oh, I'm going to break 120 before, and not by cheating.
I'm not going to cheat except on maybe one water hole.

Speaker 1 I'll cheat on one water hole.

Speaker 2 But besides that, I'm going to do it straight up, just clean as can be. I'm going to break 120.
I'm going to get out there and play more golf.

Speaker 2 I'm excited about it. And you know what? I'm going to start

Speaker 2 where I'm at right now. There's a driving range.
They said that it's free. I'm going to go over there this afternoon.

Speaker 1 Hell yeah.

Speaker 2 Get a few shots up.

Speaker 1 Hell yeah.

Speaker 2 Is that how you say it? Jake, is that what you say in golf? Get a few shots up.

Speaker 8 Sure.

Speaker 1 I might play some golf this weekend, too. Oh, yeah.
You know what, PFT? I'm going to join you. I've already broken 120.
I shot a 72 at Shennecock, but

Speaker 1 I'll try to do it again.

Speaker 2 I broke 130 last year in Nashville. That was huge for me.
I shot a 126. I did.
Some people pointed out that I just had zeros on three holes because I skipped those.

Speaker 2 But if you skip them, like that, you talk about being honest in a round of golf. If you skip a hole, you put a zero on it because you didn't play that one.

Speaker 1 Wait, so like people were saying that that's cheating. That's called load management.

Speaker 2 Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 I'm not trying to go out there and rip my UCL off my elbow. So that's number one.

Speaker 1 Jake, shut that bird up.

Speaker 8 I'll mute myself.

Speaker 1 There's a bird in the background.

Speaker 1 Shut that bird up, Jake. Throw a rocket it.

Speaker 2 Number two, this one's easy. I'm going to get a word of the day calendar.

Speaker 1 Nice.

Speaker 2 So I'm just going to do, I'm going to be a word of the day guy, and I'll just have to incorporate it over the course of any day.

Speaker 2 I think I can do that and then number three I'm I'm gonna run a marathon at some point and then not but not tell anybody okay so you're you're so you're never gonna know when I do it

Speaker 2 one day I'm gonna come in and I'll have just run a marathon I'm gonna be the first person in the history of the world to run a marathon and not tell anyone about it and not talk about it at all except for right now which I'm doing in advance but I'm just letting you know that I will have run a marathon at some point this year.

Speaker 1 We do have a 5k planned that Max, every time I say it, he gets very upset.

Speaker 1 There's a 5k for Paz Chicago in the fall that we're all going to run. And I think that would be very funny is we all have to run it.
And then right before we get there,

Speaker 1 one person gets to ride on a bike and videotape it. And we'll like draw straws.
So it's like literally right.

Speaker 1 Imagine the thrill of showing up to a 5k and then not having to run it. It will be incredible.
And then everyone else has to run it behind the bike while we videotape the whole thing.

Speaker 1 I deserve to win that.

Speaker 1 I deserve to win one.

Speaker 1 It will be

Speaker 1 such a thrill.

Speaker 8 The COVID tandem bike ride that never was.

Speaker 1 Well, it was rainy on Friday.

Speaker 2 It rained. It rained like three Fridays in a row, and then you lose all the momentum.
And that's everything when it comes to a bike ride.

Speaker 2 I'm going to, I'm going to, I will have done a marathon at some point, and you guys are just randomly be like, hey, congrats on the marathon. And I'll be like, thank you.

Speaker 2 And if I've run it already, then I'll count that as your thank you. But I'm not going to tell anybody.
Okay. Just at some point, I'm going to be very sweaty.

Speaker 1 Okay. And it hurt.
Billy, do you have things that you're trying to get into?

Speaker 6 I'm trying not to get too deep into conspiracies.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay. That's not going to happen.

Speaker 6 It's hard.

Speaker 1 Every year I try. And that's happening.
That's your big off-season plan?

Speaker 6 Also, try not to get suspended.

Speaker 1 Try not to get suspended.

Speaker 1 That's a good off-season plan.

Speaker 6 The off-season always gets me.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it does. You're like the Bengals.

Speaker 1 It's hard.

Speaker 2 It's not necessarily the off-season. It's like

Speaker 1 May.

Speaker 2 Through June. Like, you can look it up on a calendar.
When Billy fucks up, it's like right when school ends.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 And Billy's just used to being like, you've got just a constant case of senioritis where you get to the end of a school year and you're like, okay, now I get to fuck around for a little bit. Yeah.

Speaker 2 So really button down the hatches in May and June.

Speaker 1 What about the Jets project?

Speaker 6 The Jets project, hopefully.

Speaker 1 That should be a thing that you should maybe put on a list of things you're going to do.

Speaker 6 Actually, that is the thing I'm getting into. Okay, there we go.
I've got a bunch of other projects pop up between getting that project done. And actually, one of them is next week.

Speaker 6 Jake and I are going to be heading down to the PLL Championship Championship Series.

Speaker 7 So it's going to actually be posted on the business.

Speaker 1 That's a project you got into? Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's an advertisement.

Speaker 8 I was going to say, it's a big test for Billy not getting suspended because Billy's role down in DC is literally hanging out in a beer garden with fans.

Speaker 1 Oh, wow.

Speaker 1 All-you-can-drink beer garden.

Speaker 8 I'm going to be broadcasting two of the games, Billy and Dukes, who works with us. They're going down to entertain people in a beer garden.

Speaker 1 Oh, no.

Speaker 1 I do love, though, that we PFT texted the whole group last night. It was like, everyone come with a list list of things they're going to get into in the offseason.

Speaker 1 And Billy's main thing is not fucking up.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Well, no.

Speaker 2 His first thing was like, I'm going to try not to get into conspiracy theories. Like, he very, he very honestly did not have anything prepared at all for this segment.
But now, now.

Speaker 1 Oh, it was more the suspension.

Speaker 6 It was more the suspension.

Speaker 2 Just don't get suspended. Yeah, it's a good thing.
So, Billy, you're going down and you're going to get hammered with lacrosse players.

Speaker 1 That's for your job.

Speaker 2 This is truly like, we have a lot of moments on this show where we think to ourselves and we even say out loud this is the perfect job we think it's we think it's it's so much fun this job is incredible we get to do something that we love every single day and uh we're very extremely thankful for it but billy has somehow found his way into an even better job yes for for himself which is showing up and getting piss house drunk with lacrosse players and also getting suspended with pay where he just doesn't have to work whenever he fucks up by not working do what you love for a living and you'll never work a day in your life.

Speaker 1 His suspension is literally just to let him do what he did to get suspended for. Well,

Speaker 1 yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, right, exactly.

Speaker 1 Okay, good list. Jake, what's yours?

Speaker 8 Yeah, this was as of last week. I'm going to try to get into competitive pickleball play.
I played for the first time in Arizona at the New Amsterdam vodka house. It took a while to learn the rules.

Speaker 8 Stay tuned to our YouTube. We had to restart a game because I didn't know the rules.
But now I think I have them.

Speaker 8 I think I have them down pat. I have my own paddle I brought home, courtesy of the Stella Blue Coffee sponsor that we had in that video as well.
So I'm going to try to start playing competitively.

Speaker 8 Look out for some tournaments and see where we can go from there.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we played pickleball. Not for me.
It's just mini tennis.

Speaker 1 And I maintain that my same problem with tennis that I have with pickleball is anytime you put an object in my hand and I have to hit a ball, I'm just like, oh, I want to hit a homer.

Speaker 1 And the whole time I'm playing pickleball, I'm like, this would be so much more fun if it was a wiffle ball homerun derby. And I just can't get it out of my brain.
That's all I want to play.

Speaker 1 So I usually like, if I tennis the same way, after about five minutes, I'm like, let's hit some fucking dingers here.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Pickleball, it was a lot of fun, but it takes away my...

Speaker 2 the thing that I like to do the most in sports like that, which is just hit really disgusting type spins because then I make the person like run around and get frustrated.

Speaker 2 And it also is just easier for me to do because I don't have tremendous accuracy or power. And pickleball, it's very hard to spin the ball like dramatically.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So I don't but it would be

Speaker 2 I understand why people, especially older people and Jake, are into it. Yeah.
But I don't think it's anything that I'll be able to get into. That said, we are die-hard fans of the DC pickleball.

Speaker 1 Well, I was going to say, it's fun to watch. I watched them play pickleball.
That was fun. But when I have the paddle in my hand, I'm like, someone just fucking try to strike me out real quick.

Speaker 2 So my standard of what is real and what is not a real sport is if Jake can beat me in the sport, it's not a real sport. Correct.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 Jake whooped my ass in pickleball.

Speaker 2 Just like completely crushed me. And Stephen Shea is also really good at it.

Speaker 2 So with those two points of data, I'm going to say pickleball, fun for some people, old people and Jakes, but not a real sport.

Speaker 8 Yeah. That's fair.
Given my tennis and ping-pong background, I feel like if I put some effort into it, I could be a good player.

Speaker 1 You could be pro. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Max memes, you guys got stuff? I do.

Speaker 4 This is coming off of this past week. I think it'd be a good idea for me to get into cooking in this offseason.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 5 Number one.

Speaker 1 Wait, why is that related to this past?

Speaker 4 Number one, I feel about as unhealthy as I've ever felt before in my entire life right now.

Speaker 1 Well, you just played in the Super Bowl.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I just played in the Super Bowl.

Speaker 4 And number two, come Tuesday I'll be down $6,000. Yep.
So those are two things that, you know.

Speaker 1 Roan already paid me, by the way.

Speaker 1 How do you do it? He paid me Venmo me.

Speaker 1 All at once? Yeah, here's a quick update. Roan said that he refuses to ever watch that game again, so he just paid me.

Speaker 1 So you're on your own for the stream.

Speaker 1 No, I'm going to pay. I'm going to pay.
I'm going to pay.

Speaker 1 Paydays tomorrow.

Speaker 4 I'm going to.

Speaker 1 By Tuesday. No, you don't have to do it by Tuesday.

Speaker 1 You can extend it. We can do a payment plan.
No, we're going to,

Speaker 4 it's going to be by Tuesday.

Speaker 1 Okay. OnlyFans?

Speaker 1 No, OnlyFans. If you want to do the stream, I'm definitely going to be.

Speaker 4 I also want to say that there's been about a hundred people who have asked me for my Venmo, and I have not

Speaker 1 people weren't.

Speaker 4 No, no, I'm not going to say it.

Speaker 1 Is your name Max Vellente?

Speaker 1 No, my name is. Is it Philly Mays? No.
Well, my. Oh, it's your real name.
It's my real name. Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 Bat Girl? Memes?

Speaker 1 So you're getting into cooking and not opening up your Venmo?

Speaker 4 Yeah. No, I'm getting into cooking.
I like to cook, but with this job, I haven't had a lot of time. I'm going to get back into cooking.
It'll be healthier.

Speaker 1 It'll be more frugal.

Speaker 4 And I just think it's a good off-season thing for me to do.

Speaker 1 All right. So that's.

Speaker 2 You should do cooking videos, too. Yeah.
That's one thing that we don't have.

Speaker 1 Ooh, what about Chris Cooks?

Speaker 1 What about Chris Cooks?

Speaker 1 Oh, Chris. Yeah.

Speaker 4 The alliteration there works.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it does. It does.
CC. Or Christopher.

Speaker 5 Christopher.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Christopher Delente or Chris Cooks.

Speaker 1 I like Delante Cooks.

Speaker 2 I like the name Aldante Delante.

Speaker 1 That's good.

Speaker 4 Aldante Delente. Shout out, Bubba.

Speaker 1 We came up with that name. Yeah.
All right. That's a good list of memes.
I'll do mine. I'm going to get a physical.
Oh, let's go.

Speaker 2 I slept like

Speaker 2 two hours a day during football season, so

Speaker 1 she's going to get a health check. Yeah.
That's it. It really does wear us down.

Speaker 1 I don't, and again, PFT just said that we do have the best job in the world, but there are moments where it's like, fuck, man, this is a long season.

Speaker 2 You know, one thing I've learned about sleep recently is that sleep isn't just like day to day.

Speaker 2 If you sleep for five hours a night on a regular basis for like, I don't know, four or five months, and then all of a sudden you just give your body complete permission to sleep in as late as you want, your body tries to make up for all those hours that you missed.

Speaker 2 and

Speaker 2 sometimes all at once. But yeah, Max, or memes, you said you're going to get a physical?

Speaker 1 Yeah, just one. I'd like the results of that.
We could read it on the show. Yeah, can you do that?

Speaker 1 We should all get a physical. Let's all get physicals and do it on the show.

Speaker 4 I need a couple weeks to get on a scale.

Speaker 1 All right, so let's say physicals will be, let's do physicals right after March Madness. Everyone will get a physical, and then we'll release that.

Speaker 1 Well, that's tough too, because we eat like crap during March Madness.

Speaker 2 Right before Jake,

Speaker 1 I love when Jake, whenever we have March Madness and Jake's like man-reating like shit and I'm sitting there like, this is just like, what are you talking about? A burger and fries? That's lunch.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 We'll have a

Speaker 2 sub.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Like something normal.
We'll get like just

Speaker 2 an Italian sub and Jake be like, oh, I ate like such shit today. It's like, no, you didn't, Jake.

Speaker 2 You ate like a man.

Speaker 1 Well, I'm eating a pineapp ice cream. I'm like, wait, we did?

Speaker 8 So do we want to do one like on Selection Sunday? So it's before the big wave?

Speaker 1 Yeah, we could. Everyone has their physical before Selection Sunday, and we release our physicals on Selection Sunday.
That'd be fun. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay. We'll do a bracket.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Our physicals can compete against each other. Yeah, okay.
So, everyone's got to get their physical before Selection Sunday. What if we all got blood panels, too?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, we get full blood panels. Do the physical.
We'll all get physicals. I'm excited for a physical.
They're going to tell me I'm sorry. Quick question.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 What goes into a physical? What is a physical?

Speaker 1 I think they just check your balls.

Speaker 1 We're getting close to TFT where they're going to start checking our asses. And I don't want that.
Yeah, no,

Speaker 2 that's the one that I'm worried about. So if, hypothetically, I went to the doctor and they just put, like, their fingers in my butt, then this, I, I'm going to leave that doctor's office.

Speaker 1 I've just been basically telling myself for the last, like, 10 years that science will catch up to the point where I don't have to do that part and they can just scan it. So I got two more years.

Speaker 1 I'm hoping that's the case. Yeah.
Okay.

Speaker 2 So physical, huh?

Speaker 1 Physical before March Madness. We're all doing it.
All right. My list.

Speaker 1 Number one,

Speaker 2 I'm going to be a dad more, which is nice.

Speaker 1 I miss my kids. It was fun coming home from Super Bowl week.
They were very excited to see me. But Sundays, like in the football season, I leave my house at 11.30 in the morning.

Speaker 1 Now I could be around all weekend. So I'm very excited for that.

Speaker 1 I love my kids. It's going to be very fun.

Speaker 1 I'm also going to try to micro-dose mushrooms. That has nothing to do with being a dad, but I think that would help too.

Speaker 1 Maybe just start micro-dosing every day. Can you get me some?

Speaker 1 Maybe. Okay, Billy's got me.

Speaker 1 Here's one. All right, so reading is always on the list, but I never do it, but I just put it on the list because that's just, I have a bunch of books.
I'm going to read not.

Speaker 1 This is my big one. And I think people are going to laugh at it, but I'm going to try to get back into Olympic weightlifting.
I did it when I was in my 20s.

Speaker 1 I'm going to start doing all the fucking weightlifting. Yeah, you're talking like cleans and

Speaker 1 snatches, everything.

Speaker 1 Everything.

Speaker 1 What do you think about that? That's

Speaker 1 kind of bar. I've done it before.
I want to see if I can do it again. I will probably end up being very, very injured.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I hope not. I hope not too.
I'm knocking on wood.

Speaker 2 Microdancing while lifting

Speaker 1 a dad. It's a perfect combo.
Yeah. My kids can spot me.

Speaker 1 Watch that do this trick while I'm high on shroom.

Speaker 2 It just, it seems like,

Speaker 2 it seems like every Olympic-style lift is just designed to snap your lower back.

Speaker 1 Correct. No, no, that is exactly what it is.
I'm a small

Speaker 2 doing Olympic weightlifting, but on like ridiculously low amounts of weights and super high amounts of reps, like five-pound weights and just like banging out some power cleans.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to push the weights. I'm just want to do I want to do the exercises again.
I really did enjoy it when I used to do it. So I don't know.

Speaker 1 Do you think Billy wants to try to get into some Ollie with me?

Speaker 6 I mean, Olympic weightlifting, I even avoid just because of the injury potential. So

Speaker 1 I know. Me.

Speaker 1 That's pretty wild. Yeah.
I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it.
I'm going to fucking do it.

Speaker 2 From what it sounds like across the board,

Speaker 2 we're going to be the healthiest podcast in the world. Yep.

Speaker 1 Yep.

Speaker 2 In like three weeks, just wait.

Speaker 1 March Madness is going to just sneak up on us and be like, like, well, we'll do those later. No.
In the NBA. Final four abs.
Final four abs

Speaker 1 right now.

Speaker 1 Yes. All right.
That's a good list, guys. Hank.
Oh, wait, Hank texted us.

Speaker 1 He said, I'm going to try to get the number.

Speaker 1 He's never going to get it. He also didn't text that.
But yeah, he's never going to get it. He's such a fucking loser.

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Speaker 2 My hot seat is Eric B.

Speaker 1 Anime.

Speaker 2 Okay. Because Eric B.
Anime has he's now officially finished his rounds of interviews to become an NFL head coach.

Speaker 2 It looks like this year is for like the seventh year in a row that he's not going to be an NFL head coach. So now he's resorted to such brutal backup positions as interviewing with the commanders.

Speaker 1 But it's

Speaker 2 at this point, I don't know what to think about Eric Benny. He must be the world's worst interviewer of all time.
I don't know what's been happening with him.

Speaker 2 A lot of people have pointed to it being a race issue.

Speaker 2 At this point, I don't know if I can say that about Eric Binman because

Speaker 2 there's got to be some reason why he's been through this every single offseason and he's never gotten the gig. Everyone's been saying like maybe he wants to stick around and take over for Mahomes.

Speaker 2 I don't think Andy Reid's going to be walking away from Mahomes anytime soon, but it's great to know that the Commanders are probably going to benefit from that because we're personally on a record three-year-long streak of being the least racist NFL franchise.

Speaker 2 So this kind of fits in right with that tradition. And

Speaker 2 I'm happy that we're going to get him, but still I'm a little bit concerned because I don't know what this guy has done over the years to not get a gig as a head coach elsewhere.

Speaker 1 I think he's bombing him on purpose. I really do.
Because I think that being the offensive coordinator of the Kansas City Chiefs is better than being the head coach of like 20 franchises.

Speaker 1 So he's like, yeah, I'll just go through the motions, bomb this interview, and then I'll get to go be the offensive coordinator of Patrick Mahomes and keep piling up Super Bowl wings. Rings.

Speaker 1 It was the funniest.

Speaker 1 I said wings there. That's bad for the health stuff that we're trying to do.
I think.

Speaker 2 what if he just keeps bombing the offensive coordinator interviews on purpose, too? He just keeps that would that would be the real tell.

Speaker 2 That's how you know that he would be bombing it on purpose, shout out Obama, if he went through these other interviews that were like less grandiose and still rejected those or didn't get offered those jobs and kept going back to the Chiefs.

Speaker 2 Yeah, so I guess Eric Bienemi is on the hot seat again.

Speaker 2 And my cool throw is Derek Carr, who has just been released by the Las Vegas Raiders. He is a free agent.

Speaker 2 He rejected through his no trade clause a deal that would have sent him to the Saints. And I respect the hell out of Derek Carr for what he did.
I didn't think Derek Carr had that dog in him.

Speaker 2 He absolutely, he was within his rights, but he never seems like a vengeful guy, right? He seems like a great, forgiving guy who's like a good teammate. I mean, he reached out to like...

Speaker 2 fucking Henry Ruggs the day after he drove his car into somebody and was just like, hey, I just want to let you know that I love you. You know, love, love the center, hate the send type thing.

Speaker 2 But he absolutely was well within his rights to do what he did to the Las Vegas Raiders.

Speaker 2 And it makes sense because if he was going to get traded to the Saints, they would have required assets that they could have used in the future to build up a better team around Derek Carr. So

Speaker 2 why would you screw over your future team by accepting that trade? So instead, the Raiders get nothing.

Speaker 2 and they like it and Derek Carr gets to choose his destination and he might not make as much money as he was going to make this year. He might make as much, but we don't know.

Speaker 2 We don't know what the contract's going to be like. But he was willing to say, like, okay, I know I'm not a hot commodity right now.

Speaker 2 My contract might take a couple million dollars in my pocket, but it's better, and it's worth it if I use this moment to fuck over the Las Vegas Raiders franchise.

Speaker 1 Yes, big, big credits, Derek Carr. That's more players should do shit like that, where it's like, no, fuck you guys.
You didn't play me.

Speaker 1 You didn't want me to get injured so that you had to pay me guaranteed money. Fuck you guys.
I'm going to a new team and we're keeping all our draft picks.

Speaker 2 I couldn't see like less of a cultural fit for Derek Carr than going to the like he's played in Las Vegas and now he's going to go play in New Orleans.

Speaker 2 Like that's that's where Jameis Winston should be. Jameis Winston should now go from New Orleans to the Raiders.
That fits more along the lines of his style, wouldn't it?

Speaker 1 Can you imagine?

Speaker 2 I bet you if Jameis went to the Raiders, he would actually wear an eye patch during the games.

Speaker 1 Yeah. He'd be like, what? I thought that was what we were supposed to do.

Speaker 1 All right, my hot seat is Ian Rappaport and Adam Schefter

Speaker 1 because Aaron Rodgers went on the Pat McAfee show and he said I think Adam Schefter and Ian Rappaport are really good at their jobs but when it comes to me they don't know shit so Aaron Rodgers is doing his annual uh I left the last game of the Packers saying I don't know what's in the future.

Speaker 1 I'm going to go into a four-day silent hut and do drugs.

Speaker 1 Why is everyone talking about me? It is my favorite part of the Aaron Rodgers offseason where he just is super vague, doesn't tell anyone what he's doing, and then he gets mad.

Speaker 1 And he's like, Why are these people talking about me? Why is the media talking about me? Because, maybe because you won't tell us what you're doing.

Speaker 2 Well, no, he has told us what he's doing. He's locking himself in a room.
He's drinking hallucinogens, and he's trying to figure out what to do with his life.

Speaker 2 He's at a crossroads in his career, just like he's been the last four seasons at this exact same crossroads. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And Iowa must, ayahuasca must be like the best drug in the world because you just go into a room and you take it and then you come out later and you just go back to doing your job that you were already doing and you pretend like you gave you a relevation.

Speaker 2 Yeah. So

Speaker 2 congratulations to Aaron Rodgers in advance for coming out of his retreat and realizing that, yeah, it's pretty cool to make $40 million a year to be the quarterback of the Green Bay Packers.

Speaker 1 Yes. All right.
So my cool throne is Valentine's Day. So there was an article written on the New York magazine.
Everyone should go read it. It was quite a trip.

Speaker 1 It was titled, What Was Kyrie Irving Thinking? So it talks about everything that has been going on with Kyrie Irving. Funny side note:

Speaker 1 the author kind of like delved into where the shift has come from Kyrie Irving.

Speaker 1 And they attribute it to when he was on the Celtics in the winter, he was just going down YouTube rabbit holes with his best friend. Do you know what his best friend's name is?

Speaker 1 No, Alex Jones, but not the Alex Jones. His best friend is Alex Jones.
It's not me. How crazy is that?

Speaker 1 What a twist. They're like, Alex Jones, not the Alex Jones.
His friend, Alex Jones. They went down YouTube rabbit holes together.
So either way,

Speaker 1 Valentine's Day is on the cool throne because Kyrie Irving has been doing a lot of reading, a lot of studying. He's been shouting out people on his Twitch streams.

Speaker 1 So the writer writes, last spring while streaming Grand Theft Auto on Twitch, he name-checked the late Frances Kress Welsing saying, she's one of those goats for me.

Speaker 1 Irving said, one of those authors that represents a new paradigm of surviving the world of white people versus non-white people.

Speaker 1 And one of her beliefs is that in one of her books, she writes about black people dominating sports with large brown balls, such as basketball and football, with white people favoring those with small white ones like golf.

Speaker 1 This person has not heard of Tiger Woods. Either way,

Speaker 1 Welsing also floats a theory about white men who give their mothers boxes of chocolates on Valentine's Day because of a latent desire to ingest chocolate with nuts.

Speaker 1 So Valentine's Day is canceled.

Speaker 2 This guy's making a lot of sense.

Speaker 1 A woman. It's a woman.
It's a woman. Oh, she's made.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 She's making a lot of sense.

Speaker 2 What's this version called?

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. Billy's just like, what's this person called? Like, I just want to check it out real quick.

Speaker 1 Francis Creswell.

Speaker 2 I'm going to fall into this. I don't know.

Speaker 1 But either way, Valentine's Day is officially

Speaker 1 because deep down in our brains, we were trying to give our mothers chocolate with nuts.

Speaker 2 Okay, big black, long pieces of wood, though, like in hockey.

Speaker 2 That means white guy? That means French Canadians?

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 2 That's what

Speaker 2 a Russian's dick is, like Rasputin's cock, was long, brown, wooden, and it said

Speaker 2 eaten on the side.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so it was, it was also part of the article. One of a source close to Kyrie Irving was like, he probably didn't watch the entire anti-Semitic documentary.

Speaker 1 He probably dozed off a few times because it's like pretty boring and poorly put together. So they're going with that line of thinking.
It was a good article. Everyone should read it.

Speaker 1 He is, it did confirm what I thought. Like, I think that he's very well liked

Speaker 1 in locker rooms because he is a free thinker and he's really fucking good at basketball. So people like him.

Speaker 2 Imagine being named Alex Jones and you're not the Alex Jones.

Speaker 1 I mean, I guess that

Speaker 1 doing YouTube rabbit holes with Kyrie Irving is a pretty good backup. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Billy, your hot seat cool though.

Speaker 6 My hot seat is Mark Davis' hair.

Speaker 7 It's gone.

Speaker 1 What? Yeah, a hat.

Speaker 6 I'm sorry to inform you guys, but Mark Davis has shaved off his hair.

Speaker 1 No. You're a liar.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 There's no chance.

Speaker 1 This is a national tragedy. I'm looking at it right now.

Speaker 2 Did he actually shave it off? Yes, he did. Was it always public?

Speaker 6 That's actually,

Speaker 6 that was another take that I had.

Speaker 1 We lost PFT. We lost PFT.
That's okay, but keep going. Like Mark Davis' hair.
Oh, man.

Speaker 6 But it's gone. He surfaced, I think, around the Super Bowl, and Paparazzi got him, and he's bald.

Speaker 1 Fuck. This is not right.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. We have to have Mark Davis' hair back.
And my cool throne is balloons. Yeah.

Speaker 6 Yeah. That was wild.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 6 so it's not UFOs. They're not UFOs.

Speaker 2 Well, they are. Technically.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they they are until they aren't. Yeah.
Until you identify them, they're UFOs.

Speaker 6 Right, but what's funny, I was talking to some of my buddies who are fighter pilots, and they're saying that UFOs encapsulate a whole large amount of films.

Speaker 1 You have buddies that are fighter pilots? Yeah. Well, yeah, me.
Okay.

Speaker 6 No, real ones.

Speaker 1 I met the one spring break ones.

Speaker 6 Chilly, careful. Real ones.

Speaker 1 Careful. Damn.

Speaker 1 Careful.

Speaker 2 They actually use that exact same software that I fly planes in to train actual pilots.

Speaker 6 But basically, when they, everyone was going nuts on Twitter because they saw like like they have to report the object, so they're like, we don't know if this thing has a propulsion system.

Speaker 6 So that made it sound like it was something extraterrestrial, but really just balloons don't have propulsion systems.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 6 You would be aware of this, right, PFT?

Speaker 2 I would be, yeah. No, balloons, they operate because they drift along with the prevailing winds, and the helium or whatever gas that they have elevates them to about 60 to 80,000 feet.

Speaker 2 And it creates a very small radar signature, which makes it difficult to shoot down. It turns out that we tried to shoot down one of them and we fired a sidewinder missile at it and we missed.
So

Speaker 2 we missed our first shot and no one knows where that missile landed.

Speaker 1 I think it landed in East Palestine. Oh,

Speaker 1 that's fucked up. That's bad what's going on there.
I know.

Speaker 2 On a real note, like we do. This podcast is tied in throughout our entire history with Youngstown, which is close by.
Correct. I've heard that they're dealing with some shit there.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 Is there a place? Because if I lived anywhere by that train right now,

Speaker 2 I would get the fuck out. I would get the fuck out because they're probably not going to tell you the truth and you won't find out the truth for a couple years.

Speaker 2 But there's a shitload of people that just, like, you can't just leave everything and move.

Speaker 1 I don't know. It's very fun.

Speaker 2 It's a very situation. Yes.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Just burning chemicals into the air.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 Last one. Roback question.

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Speaker 1 Jake's wearing a Roback polo right now. So, Jake, my last Roback question is: what's your hot seat cool throwing?

Speaker 8 My hot seat is the Philly Special. Move over Philly Special.
We have a new cool Super Bowl touchdown play name, and it is called the Corndog.

Speaker 1 Yep.

Speaker 8 Kadarius Tony's touchdown to

Speaker 8 take the lead in the Super Bowl this year.

Speaker 8 Andy Reed calls it corndog.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 I'm going to sound really dumb and not like a football guy. So all real football guys just pretend that I'm not saying this out loud.
Why don't coaches have simple play names for literally every play?

Speaker 2 Yeah. Why do you have to have Sean McVay type plays where it sounds like you're reading the back of a shampoo bottle to get to the point of what the actual play is going to be?

Speaker 2 Just give them like two-word names, call it Jolly Rancher, pudding, corn, any sort of food item, and just everybody on the team knows exactly what that play means.

Speaker 2 That seems like it'd be way easier to coach a football game that way. And maybe I'm just dumb for not realizing why they don't do that more often.
But that was my big takeaway.

Speaker 2 Also,

Speaker 2 he might have just lied to Peter King because Peter King's, you know, he's the kind of guy that is interviewing you and you're like, God, I will say anything to make him think that he gets a good quote from me, so he'll just leave me alone and we can finish this off.

Speaker 2 Yes.

Speaker 1 And the corn corn dog really fucked up the Eagles bad, they just could not deal with the reverse motion. God damn it, Max.

Speaker 5 Sod,

Speaker 1 Sod, Sod, Sod Father. All right, your cool throne, yeah.

Speaker 8 Uh, my cool thrones, pitchers, and catchers, they report today for about half the teams. We have a great interview coming out in the next few weeks with Christian Yelich, so stay tuned for that.

Speaker 8 And they unveiled the new base. There's a new base that's much bigger.

Speaker 1 So I fucking love this base.

Speaker 2 This base is so much better than the last one. Yeah.
You're going to see it and you're going to be like, damn, damn cheese.

Speaker 8 It's funny. There's like a

Speaker 8 picture floating around social media with a bunch of beat reporters just circled around a base.

Speaker 1 Yeah. It's really funny.
Yeah.

Speaker 8 Also, double cool thrown bowling guy.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 1 Shit.

Speaker 8 We might get him this time.

Speaker 8 Yeah. Fuck.
4:17 p.m. Eastern Time.
We're 9 to 5 Monday to Friday zone for the first time in a long time. So it's going to be the one.

Speaker 1 USB C this is Chad hey Chad this is Dan Katz from Pardon My Take you're live the tape right now I was calling we interviewed Pete Weber and we were wondering why he was not invited to US Open

Speaker 9 He didn't meet the criteria and he didn't submit an application

Speaker 1 for an exemption. So, but hasn't he won the U.S.
Open many times? I feel like that's the criteria right there.

Speaker 10 Well, if you go to the website, you know, like the U.S.

Speaker 9 Open and golf, there's a certain criteria that you have to meet. It's 10 years past winners for the last 10 years.

Speaker 1 But it's Pete fucking Weber.

Speaker 9 Yeah, I mean, the folks that make the rules build the criteria, and we follow it.

Speaker 1 Do you have the person who makes the rules? I'd like to get in touch with them.

Speaker 9 Well, ultimately, it's the rules and tournament team here at USBC, and I oversee it, so you're talking to the right person.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay. All right, so if next year I fill out the application for Pete, would he be eligible to be entered?

Speaker 1 Because we feel like maybe he's being left out for some type of axe to grind or gripe that you guys have with the most electric man in bowling history.

Speaker 9 It's just not true. He didn't submit an application for exemption and he wasn't eligible under the criteria.

Speaker 1 All right, well, I'll talk to Pete and see if he's submitted an application and then I'll call you back.

Speaker 1 Good luck. All right.
Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 All right. Well, so now we got to go to Pete.
And then called the guy back up.

Speaker 8 That guy was not budging. He was standing his ground.

Speaker 2 That guy just gave you the classic bureaucratic answer, which is, well, he was not eligible by our bylaws that we've put in place to determine eligibility. Meanwhile, like, he is the bylaw guy.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Also, you guys heard me say live to tape, right? Yeah. Okay.
Good. All right.
So we're good. I don't know.

Speaker 2 I don't know how the two-party consent thing works. I know.

Speaker 1 It's live to tape. I said that.
I said it very clearly.

Speaker 1 I said who I was, and it's live to tape. He seemed pretty buttoned up.
Yeah, well,

Speaker 1 PFD's right. He was like, yeah, the people who make the rules, he didn't meet the criteria.
It's like, well, who makes the rules? Like, well, I oversee it. So you're the guy.

Speaker 1 So we got to make sure that Pete.

Speaker 2 Piquet, you don't understand. His hands are tied because as the rules and bylaws that are put into place clearly state,

Speaker 2 he's not eligible this year.

Speaker 1 But if Pete didn't fill out an application, egg on our face. Probably should have asked them that.

Speaker 2 Pete should not have to fill out.

Speaker 2 It's insulting that they would make Pete Weber apply to be in the U.S. Open of Bowling every year.

Speaker 1 I'm hitting up Pete Weber right now. This is an ongoing investigation.
So if Pete says he's submitted an application, I will be calling this guy back every single day.

Speaker 1 So that's that. A lot of you answered.

Speaker 8 That was cool.

Speaker 1 Yeah. All right.
Let's get to Justin Fields. Great interview coming up.
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And now here's Justin Fields.

Speaker 1 Okay, we now welcome on a very, very special guest.

Speaker 1 It is

Speaker 1 QB1, Chicago Bears, Justin Fields. I was going to try to wait and not creep you out, but I just want to start with saying I love you.

Speaker 1 It's just... That's just like, you know, like, it's just love, right? So, but very happy you're here.
Sponsored by C4. You're here with C4.
We're here with C4. Perfect setup.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I guess let's just start here.

Speaker 1 Are you him?

Speaker 5 You know, that's what people say, but I leave it up to the people. I don't, you know, give dicknames for myself and stuff like that, so I just leave it up to the people, you know.

Speaker 5 But I'm glad to be here and appreciate y'all for having me on.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 2 Do you have a nickname? Because some people around our office have taken to calling you Justino, which I think it doesn't.

Speaker 5 I've been called Justino a few times, so

Speaker 5 that's not a a first, so I've been called Justino. I like it.

Speaker 1 Is there any other net game that you've had?

Speaker 5 My dad grew up calling me J-Rock because I used to have a big head when I was a kid and I've finally grown into it, but uh, other than that, yeah.

Speaker 1 So, okay, yeah, yeah. I mean, so

Speaker 1 I'll set the stage here. Like, you are an incredible quarterback.
I'm very excited about everything that's going on with the Bears in the future.

Speaker 1 You also are in a weird spot because the Bears obviously have the first pick. Should we do some smoke screens and pretend that you're going to get traded?

Speaker 5 You're not getting traded by the British.

Speaker 5 I mean, I think think so you know i think you know uh get traded maybe i'll you know be the backup or you know teach the teach the new guy whoever's coming in smoke screens yeah love it but uh yeah i mean whatever happens happens just you know blessed to be in the position i am uh i'm in and you know i just like let go kind of handle that so uh yeah yeah because it has to be a little i mean

Speaker 1 I am, if I were running the Bears, I actually ran a mock draft the other day. Yeah.
And I think I traded the number one pick for three first rounders this year and seven first rounders next year.

Speaker 1 Oh, wow.

Speaker 5 So if you want to know if that's going to happen, but I hope it does.

Speaker 1 Yeah, if you want to give Ryan Poles my number, I could walk him through how I was able to strategically do all that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 it's got to be a weird feeling because, you know, you played great this year. The team wasn't great.

Speaker 1 And you also now are going into an offseason where you have the number one pick and a ton of cap space. Is there like an excitement, even though it's coming off, you know, the worst record in the NFL?

Speaker 5 You know, I think it is.

Speaker 5 Of course, you know, I finally have an idea of what our offense is.

Speaker 5 So instead of just, you know, training to throw outs, slants, just the basic routes, I know what, you know, what actions we're going to be using, what protections we're going to be using.

Speaker 5 So I can just focus on, you know, more in-detail stuff within our offense.

Speaker 5 So I think, you know, me with the full offseason with that, you know, with knowing the information that I do now about our offense and what we're going to be running, I think, you know, there's a bunch of excitement for next year.

Speaker 5 And even the guys, you know, on the offensive side of the ball, you know, they're knowing what we're going to be doing, what we're going to be running.

Speaker 5 So, I mean, they can focus focus on just the details within the offense and stuff like that and really just get that cleaned up.

Speaker 1 Was there a specific game this year where, because it felt like it.

Speaker 1 It was sometime maybe late September, early October, where everything kind of clicked and you were unleashed in this way that we had have never seen before. I mean, you were breaking records.

Speaker 1 Was there a moment in time? Was it a game plan?

Speaker 1 Like,

Speaker 1 what exactly happened? Because it felt like it was literally a switch.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I mean, I think it was after the Thursday night game versus Washington.

Speaker 5 You know, I think that might have been the switch where we went like four weeks in in a row scoring like 28 plus points. But I mean, yeah,

Speaker 5 people don't usually look at it from this perspective.

Speaker 5 But we had a first year OC this year and he had to learn what we did well as an offense, what the O-line did well, what the receivers did well, what the running backs did well, and what I did well. So

Speaker 5 once we kind of all got that figured out as a whole unit, we were able to

Speaker 5 put up a lot of points on the board. So it was fun to see.
And hopefully we can kind of start the year off like that next year and kind of maintain it throughout the whole year.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 I read earlier today, and this kind of shocked me when I saw it, that you are the top jersey seller in the state of Wisconsin. I did see that.
I did see that. So

Speaker 2 do you own Aaron Rodgers?

Speaker 5 It sounds like you're the owner of Aaron Rodgers if I haven't beat him yet. But, you know, that just shows you how many Bears fans we have in Wisconsin.

Speaker 5 So, you know, of course, the Bears fans are awesome. Just the support they give us to our team.
And, you know, they show up to games that are feeling like negative 15

Speaker 5 outside and still showing up sharing and so on. So, you know, shout out to the Bears fans out there.

Speaker 2 Do you like bear weather? Being a guy from the south,

Speaker 2 I find that it would probably be difficult to adjust to it. Say yes.

Speaker 5 Yes, it is very difficult to adjust to it, especially with the wind. That's what I found out.
That's what it's all about: the wind. You know, it can be cold, it can be 10 degrees.

Speaker 5 With no wind, you're fine. But with that 15-mile-per-hour wind, 20 mile-per-hour wind, I mean...

Speaker 5 You can't fight it. It's tough.

Speaker 2 There's something to be said, I think, about your physical running style. You're a big dude, you're strong, playing in that type of weather.

Speaker 2 You inflict more pain on them than they do on you.

Speaker 5 Thing is, about that weather is like when it's that cold, you have to bundle up, like put a bunch of layers on and stuff like that, and your body's cold, so you're not warmed up.

Speaker 5 So, I feel like way slower in that cold weather, so it's tough.

Speaker 5 But, uh, yeah, I mean, you know, you, of course, want to try to stay warm on the sideline and stuff like that, but I mean, it's hard to stay warm in that weather.

Speaker 5 Warm-ups and stuff like that, your hands are freezing up, so it's tough.

Speaker 1 We're going to clip that and just send it to anyone who says that we shouldn't move to Arlington Heights.

Speaker 5 Yeah, yeah, and I hope we just get a dome. I don't care if we're at Soldier Field, I don't care if we're in Arlington Heights, I hope we get a dome on that.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Speaking of Aaron Rodgers, I also saw just breaking news like an hour ago. You got his phone number.

Speaker 1 Are you going to prank call him? What are we doing with this?

Speaker 5 Nah, I'm not going to prank call him. You know, just,

Speaker 5 I really look up to him as a quarterback, him as a person, how he carries himself. So, you know, of course, there's a lot of rumors like how he treats his teammates and stuff like that.

Speaker 5 But me getting to talk to Luke, who was in Green Bay for a period of time and kind of

Speaker 5 knowing how he was, you know, behind closed doors and stuff like that, just wanted to talk to him and, you know, kind of get his take on, you know, some things, of course, at the quarterback position and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 It's funny you say, like, there's a lot of rumors and how he treats his teammates when you're just looking at the guy who's probably responsible for 90% of the rumors. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, Aaron Rodgers, he's a terrible teammate. He's really mean to his teammates.
Just be careful. Just be careful.

Speaker 1 He might be doing something devious.

Speaker 5 I'll keep that in the back of my mind.

Speaker 1 Maybe put me and maybe we'll go on a group chat, just the three of us. Okay.
So I can just watch from afar and be like, hey, back off, Aaron. Yeah.
I'm willing to do that for for you. Like Batman.

Speaker 2 Silent Guardian.

Speaker 1 Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 You can definitely get that done. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Is there a play that stands out to you this year or a record that you broke? Because I feel like every week you were breaking some new record.

Speaker 2 It's like no quarterback has ever run for this many yards while passing for this many with the touchdowns on top. Is there a record that you're especially proud of right now?

Speaker 5 I would say the single game. I think that was a pretty cool game just with the

Speaker 5 amount of touchdowns that I had that game. I think I had like four touchdowns that game.

Speaker 5 So a lot of highlight plays, but I wouldn't say there's one like singular play that know is my favorite I would say like three three or four.

Speaker 5 So I mean, that's not one, but you know, I hope it's always like that to where I can't choose my favorite play, but definitely had a lot of great plays this year.

Speaker 5 Couldn't do it without my teammates, my coaches. So, yeah.

Speaker 1 What about there's one bad play that we have to talk about, and I don't think this was your fault, but the Dallas game

Speaker 1 when you jumped over

Speaker 1 Who'd you jump over?

Speaker 1 It was Mike Michael.

Speaker 1 I blame that on the all-orange uniforms. So I don't think that was your fault.
I think you just.

Speaker 5 No, that was was definitely my fault.

Speaker 1 I mean, it was such a funny thing because it was like, I get what he's doing. Like, he thought he was down.
But then when you play it back, you're like, shit, he probably should have

Speaker 5 just touched him with the fifteen. Nah, I mean, the last time I tackled somebody was seventh grade.
So, you know, you just forget the rules on defense when it switches that fast.

Speaker 5 But, yeah, I mean, should have just touched my man, Micah Down. I told him after the game, I gave him one.
So he's going to have to owe me one in the future. So I need some money, something

Speaker 5 for that. Something like that.

Speaker 2 There was an interview that came out with Micah Parsons today.

Speaker 1 Kind of weird.

Speaker 2 They asked him like, what's one weird fact about you? And he goes, I have a foot fetish. Oh.
He's like, I like toes.

Speaker 1 I could definitely hear that coming from Micah.

Speaker 5 You know, Micah's a different dude. Micah, he's not going to hold anything back.
He's going to say what's on his mind. So I can definitely hear that coming from Micah.

Speaker 1 Are you a foot guy?

Speaker 5 I'm not a foot guy. I wouldn't call myself a foot guy.
I'm not a foot fetish guy, you know.

Speaker 5 I don't just look at feet. I mean, you got to have nice feet.
Now, don't get me wrong. You can't have dogs just walking around.
But, you know,

Speaker 5 I wouldn't call myself a foot fetish guy.

Speaker 1 okay yeah yeah yeah you cleared that up that was the hardest question you were gonna get um

Speaker 1 so this is a very dumb question but when you get loose on a play um

Speaker 5 are you just thinking in your head like no one can touch me i'm faster than all of you no uh the first thing that goes in my head is you know don't take a big hit okay you know they've kind of instilled that in me so it's like I'm making sure that I can get down safely and be able to get onto the next play.

Speaker 5 But of course, you have those situations to where, you know, it might be third down or you might be in the red zone trying to score a touchdown.

Speaker 5 But so you might have to sacrifice your body one or two plays. But first thing that goes in my head is, you know, get down, don't take a big hit.

Speaker 5 And, you know, if I do see it crease in like a split second, then I'll try to stay up and go. But other than that, that's, you know, the first thing.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, the breakaway speed and some of those plays where you're just like blazing by people is so much fun to watch. Now, a lot of people are haters online.

Speaker 1 So I want us to get on the same page because people will be like, oh, Justin Fields is just a running back. I usually tell those people, fuck you, I hope you die.
What's like, what should I say?

Speaker 1 Maybe, maybe the company line that we can get on the same page, maybe a little nicer?

Speaker 5 Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't, I mean, personally, I wouldn't say, you know, F you, I hope you die, but I'll do it for you.

Speaker 1 But yeah,

Speaker 1 I could do something different.

Speaker 5 You know, usually,

Speaker 5 I don't pay attention to that because the amounts of, you know, people that are dumb online is just, it's just crazy to me. I mean, I've seen so many absurd takes about, you know, whatever topic.

Speaker 5 So, I mean, usually I don't pay any mind to that stuff or even pay attention to it but um yeah i try not to be online too much uh i try not to read about myself too much try to just keep a clear mind and stuff like that and uh kind of focus what's on what's what's going on in the uh building so yeah okay so what i got from that is i got a reply justin's never gonna see this fuck you i hope you die

Speaker 1 i guess so if that's better yeah yeah yeah okay perfect perfect he's not gonna see this slash the passing games coming because i know it is like you've made passes this year that were phenomenal.

Speaker 1 It felt like there were times where the offense, you know,

Speaker 1 there was definitely some games where the talent rostered roster, who you're playing, was maybe a little overmatched.

Speaker 1 I mean, is that, are you doing anything specifically in the offseason for the passing game to, you know, elevate that part of your game?

Speaker 5 Yeah, I mean, just focusing on my mechanics, especially right now. I just started working out about a week and a half ago.
So really just focusing on my mechanics.

Speaker 5 Because, you know, I mean, when you're doing 50-yard runs and you have to get up and throw the ball, I mean,

Speaker 1 I'm tired.

Speaker 5 I'm tired. Like, you know, Luke knows that.
So, Luke usually tries to call a run play for the running back the next play.

Speaker 5 But, I mean, so maybe I have to, you know, just start running more throughout the season. But, I mean, there's some plays out there where I'm running around and I'm dead tired after the play.

Speaker 1 I'm

Speaker 5 breathing in the huddle crazy. So, you know, the guys know I'm tired, but you know, just working on my mechanics.
So, no matter how tired I am, just, you know, the ball coming out the same way.

Speaker 5 I'm doing the same thing with my body to where, you know, I can just get the completion. So, yeah.

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Speaker 2 Yeah. It has been really fun to watch you this year.
And I went on the record maybe three months ago. I said, I would rather have Justin Fields than Trevor Lawrence moving forward.

Speaker 2 Do you think about like your competition that way? Do you look at where you stand and like the young quarterbacks in the NFL?

Speaker 5 You know, the same comparison is the thief of joy. So I try not to compare myself to other quarterbacks.
You know, they're in different situations. Nobody's in the situation that I'm in.

Speaker 5 You know, we all have different coaches, different teammates. So I try not to compare myself at all.

Speaker 1 So along the lines of, you know, PFT, I love, obviously, watching you play. Is it creepy that we tape the show on Sunday nights after all the games? So we usually don't get home until like 3 a.m.

Speaker 1 Is it creepy that I put my headphones in and watch your highlights while I'm laying in bed and just like smiling?

Speaker 5 No, I don't think so. You know, if that's what makes you happy, then

Speaker 5 that's what brings you joy. So no, that's not weird at all.

Speaker 1 I think there's actually, you can find the tweets where it's so clear what I'm doing. It's like three in the morning on a Monday morning.
And you'll just post it.

Speaker 1 And I'm just like, I love Justin Fields. and there's like five replies being like dude go to bed yeah

Speaker 2 that's awesome that's awesome I mean yeah something to do one of my favorite plays that you've had was in uh in college college football playoffs you you took a big hit you got drilled right in your side yeah you stayed in the game how many different times did people send you your own x-ray of your ribs and it's like got that dog in them I have seen that, you know, a few times, but yeah, I mean, that was a crazy game.

Speaker 5 But, I mean, I've definitely seen, you know, that x-ray, that meme or whatever.

Speaker 2 I thought that was you the first time I saw that.

Speaker 5 I don't know. I don't know if I have a dog anymore.

Speaker 5 I definitely got that.

Speaker 2 Well, you're a vegan, so

Speaker 5 I can't even eat meat, bro.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Is that something that you've been your entire life or did you make a decision?

Speaker 5 Nah, so during quarantine, my parents did this like

Speaker 5 four-week plant-based diet. And I was just at home with them.

Speaker 5 tried it out with them. It was me, my sister, and my parents.
And, you know, after that four-week period, I liked how it felt. And I just kept going on with it.

Speaker 5 So, you know, I kind of worked my way into it slowly after that. So I would just be vegan like during the weekdays and then I would have cheat meals during the weekends.

Speaker 5 And then before my last year in college, I finally made the full switch and kind of just stuck with it since then.

Speaker 5 But every now and then when I go to to like a steakhouse and you know they don't have a crazy amount of vegan options, I might get like sea bass or something like that or salmon or something like that.

Speaker 5 So yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay, do you miss steak though?

Speaker 5 I really was never a big steak steak guy,

Speaker 5 to be honest with you.

Speaker 5 You know, and burgers nowadays, they have so many impossible burgers and you know

Speaker 5 substitutes like that to where, I mean, they taste the same to me, but to be honest with you, I've never really been a big steak. Okay, all right.

Speaker 2 What about the haters out there? Not us, but there would be some haters that would say, if you're not eating meat, then how can you truly be an alpha male?

Speaker 5 If eating meat makes you an alpha male, then shoot, they, I don't know. I don't know that that does that, but that's your opinion.

Speaker 2 Sounds like a them problem. Yeah.
Sounds like a them problem.

Speaker 1 Sounds like a 24-year-old.

Speaker 5 You have that mindset, but if eating meat makes you an alpha male, then I guess I'm not an alpha mode.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it sounds like a 24-year-old who's trying to mask for a lack of self-confidence.

Speaker 2 Or maybe like a 24-year-old that was a quarterback that's not in the NFL right now. He's trying to protect.
Okay, got it.

Speaker 1 Hypothetically. I forgot to say, by the way,

Speaker 1 outside of the Bears, thank you for saving Big Ten football. So you saved Big Ten football with COVID, and now in a twist of fate, Kevin Warren is with the Bears.

Speaker 1 Have you seen him yet? Has he been like, hey, Justin, like you kind of put the screws to me there? Like, what the fuck, man?

Speaker 5 To be honest with you, I've seen him like multiple times after that.

Speaker 5 I saw him after the Vikings game the first time we played him, and then I saw him the first day he was in the building after he got hired as a CEO. So, you know, that

Speaker 5 hasn't even been brought up. But he just came and said, what's up to me?

Speaker 5 You know, he's a genuine guy. Just the way he talks to everybody in the building, the way he talks to me, the way he talks to our equipment managers.
I mean, he's just such a genuine person.

Speaker 5 He's a smart guy. And I'm excited to have him with us.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I mean, it is funny because you do get credit like the the big ten football season in 2020 was on the ropes it was canceled yeah and and you did you just get with all your teammates you're like i'm playing we're playing yeah i mean it was uh it was kind of a big thing to where i got with uh a bunch of leaders around you know each big 10 team so you know guys from penn state guys from iowa uh guys from just different schools around the big ten and you know we were you know trying to put this petition together and kind of talk about everything so uh kind of did that and you know it ended up being a big thing and of course it ended up working out so uh i mean that was awesome and you know, it was awesome that we got to play.

Speaker 5 Uh, of course, we didn't get the full season, but at least we got to play six games, and of course, we made the playoffs. And

Speaker 1 by the way, back to that hit after you get hit in that clemson game. You, I mean, you went off.
What I thought you were dead. I didn't, I mean,

Speaker 1 how many plays until you felt normal again? I didn't feel normal the whole game.

Speaker 5 Uh, you know, I tried to throw on the sideline, but it's like when you're in that moment, um, especially like last year, the year before that, didn't make it any better to where we lost the game, you know, game-ending pick, miscommunication.

Speaker 5 But so, I mean, when I tell you, we were, you know, grinding the whole offseason, the whole season, just trying to get back to that point.

Speaker 5 And, you know, when we saw that we were going to play Clemson again in the playoffs,

Speaker 5 we kind of already knew what time it was. And nothing, like, I was going to have to die to, you know, get pulled out of that game.
But, I mean, you know, I didn't feel normal the whole game.

Speaker 5 I felt like a... like a bowling ball was thrown by Thor and just hit me in the side of my ribs.
But I mean, it was crazy.

Speaker 5 But, you know, just in that moment, just all the work we had put in, all the stuff we had gone through, just like you said, with the COVID stuff, like, I mean, you only got one opportunity at that.

Speaker 5 So, you know, just had to take advantage of that opportunity. And, you know, we ended up winning the game big.
So

Speaker 1 it was awesome. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Did it hurt as you were playing in the second half, or was there adrenaline that was taking adrenaline?

Speaker 5 And then I got a shot. So the shot kicked in a little bit to where it wasn't hurting as much, but I definitely still felt it.

Speaker 2 Have you thought about maybe just getting hit really hard in your ribs during every game? No, sir.

Speaker 5 I mean,

Speaker 5 it was hurting like like four weeks after the season. Like I wasn't, I had to like draft training.
I had to not do anything for the first four weeks, month

Speaker 5 to just let my body heal. So I was just getting straight treatment.

Speaker 2 And then going into the draft, did you think you're going to go to Chicago or were there other places?

Speaker 5 I'm going to tell y'all who's like what my mindset was during the draft. So I knew I wasn't going top three.
Sam Fran had told my agent that

Speaker 5 they were going to take Trey. So I knew I wasn't going top three.
So Atlanta, they were kind of shaky on the quarterback situation.

Speaker 5 So I thought, you know, maybe there was a chance chance that I go there so Atlanta they take my my boy Kyle Pitts and five I think Cincinnati had five they went with Jamar the next team that I thought I was gonna go to was the Panthers so Panthers had eight and they didn't choose me they chose my guy JC then nine you know the Broncos had the ninth pick and they chose Pat Sertain so after nine I'm in the in the house like I don't know where I'm about to go I don't know where I'm going to end up because the next few teams didn't really need quarterbacks.

Speaker 5 So then my agent called me, set the Bears traded down, and that's when I, of course, got drafted. But, you know, it was an awesome moment with my family.
Glad I got to experience that with them.

Speaker 5 And yeah, but after, really, after

Speaker 5 four and eight, after

Speaker 5 Atlanta passed on me, and Carolina passed on me, I had no idea where I was going to go. So it was kind of...

Speaker 5 It was kind of nerve-wracking a little bit, but I ended up in Chicago. And I love the city of Chicago and everything it brings.

Speaker 2 At the time, did you want to go to Atlanta? I mean, it would have been sick to see you play just out of the like Michael Vick comparisons that would have naturally happened there.

Speaker 2 But since you're from the South, did you want to play near your hometown?

Speaker 5 It would have been cool, you know.

Speaker 5 My dad had season tickets growing up, so I would always go to games with him, but it would have definitely been like a story. Like even this past year when we played Atlanta,

Speaker 5 I just got so many flashbacks, just driving around the stadium, just thinking about the different

Speaker 5 tailgating spots me and my dad used to go to when I was a kid. So I was like getting emotional a little bit.
I was like, wow, I didn't think I could feel like this.

Speaker 5 But it was awesome going back there, going back home and playing. But it would have definitely been cool to play for Atlanta, play for the hometown team for sure.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. But no, don't, let's not put that out there.
You're a bear for life. Yeah.
Are you a bear for life? I'm a bear for life. Bear for life.
There we go.

Speaker 1 Bear for life.

Speaker 1 So in your first year, I'm going to do my, I'm actually going to take the high road right now. I'm not going to say anything about Matt Nagy.
That's very big of me.

Speaker 1 I'll ask instead, just how nice of a guy is Andy Dalton?

Speaker 5 Andy's amazing. I mean, even this year, he was texting me after, you know, good games that I had and said, yo, I saw your game.

Speaker 5 Great job, bro. And just his family,

Speaker 5 you know, his wife, his kids, they're amazing. So Andy and Nick, you know, they taught me a lot last year just with the life of being an NFL quarterback.

Speaker 5 And, you know, he kind of took me under his wing. So definitely very appreciative of that.
And, you know, I wish Andy nothing the best but luck.

Speaker 5 So, you know, he's he's been a, he's always been great to me, you know, always, you know, seeing the bigger picture, not really, you know, getting that, confusion.

Speaker 5 And, you know, just the situation we were in last year,

Speaker 5 not kind of get in the way with our relationship and stuff like that. So, always, you know, kept it cordial with me, always, you know, was kind of a big brother to me.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Let's play a quick game. It's called You Be the GM.
Okay. So you're the GM of the Bears.
You're picking first overall. Yeah.
I'm guessing you're not going to trade yourself.

Speaker 2 I'm not going to trade myself. Who would you want?

Speaker 5 I got to trade myself. Who would you take?

Speaker 5 You know,

Speaker 5 it just depends what pick we have. So, you you know, if we can get that deal, that's a good thing.

Speaker 1 Yeah, three first rounds this year, seven.

Speaker 1 So let's say that we did the big cat deal. Yeah, yeah, we have a quarter of the draft next year.

Speaker 2 And so you've got three first-round picks. Who would you want to take with one of those first-round picks?

Speaker 5 I'm going with my man Jackson Smith and Jigba.

Speaker 5 You know,

Speaker 5 I've seen him in action. I've seen how he can separate himself like that.
And, you know, his just body control is crazy. And, you know, he didn't get to play this past year.

Speaker 5 He didn't get to show what he could do. So,

Speaker 5 you know, I'm hoping he falls with us somehow. I don't know.
But we do have, you know, some help that we need

Speaker 5 in the trenches. So, you know, a lot of people are talking about us taking Jalen Carter or Will Anderson Jr.
So we'll see. We'll see what happens.

Speaker 5 So I'm guessing we'll get one of those guys and maybe some guys in free agency. But one guy that I would love to have is Jack and Smith and Jig with him.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I like that. I always love the connection, like little new, new age Joe Burrow, Jamar Chase.
Yeah, for sure. We're doing it here.
So

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Speaker 1 So you're a Buckeye, but you obviously started your college career at Georgia. Can you walk us through Kirby Smart's decision to do the fake punt in the SEC championship game?

Speaker 1 One of the dumbest plays I've ever seen.

Speaker 5 I mean,

Speaker 5 all I'm going to let you guys know is in that time when he said that play was coming up, I was about to ask him, like, Coach, are you sure?

Speaker 5 But at that time, the competitor to me is just like, hey, he called the play, so let's go. But I was this close to asking him, like, Coach, are you sure you want to do this?

Speaker 5 And right when I got on the field, I'm talking about all the Alabama players pointing me out, hey, hey, hey, so fake, it's a fake, it's a fake.

Speaker 1 They knew it was a fake.

Speaker 5 I mean, I've never been out there on punt.

Speaker 5 The first time in my life, I've been out there on a punt formation.

Speaker 1 What was the yardage again?

Speaker 5 I'm not sure. I think it was like

Speaker 5 fourth and one.

Speaker 1 Fourth and 11.

Speaker 1 Fourth and 11?

Speaker 5 Fourth and one.

Speaker 1 Fourth and one or fourth? 11. 11.
Fourth and 11. So you're saying

Speaker 1 fourth and 11. Maybe everyone on.

Speaker 5 I was very close to asking him, like, Coach, are you sure you're going to do this? But I was like, nah, I'm not going to do that.

Speaker 1 That would have sucked to have the entire Alabama team just pointing right at you, being like, that's the only guy.

Speaker 5 Yeah, you know, you don't really see me back there at all. So that was the first time.
And of course you're going to notice that. So yeah.

Speaker 5 It played out like it played out. And I was gone after the Sugar Bowl.

Speaker 2 So maybe he thought it was fourth and one. That would make a lot more sense.
It would.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 5 I don't think he did. I hope he didn't.
But, you know, he's having a bunch of success right now. So props to Kirby.

Speaker 5 He's a great guy. And his family's great, too.

Speaker 1 It's funny.

Speaker 2 He does a good job with the media. He's always energetic with the media, but he's very polite.
And then some of the pregame speeches and halftime speeches started to leak on the internet a little bit.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I mean, that's how he is before every game. Every game, he's like that.
He's going to make sure they compete in practice. So

Speaker 5 he's a juiced-looked guy. Of course, he was a former player at Georgia.
So, you know, he's not scared to shy away from any words. He's going to get the team ready to play and ready to go.

Speaker 5 And he will mother F you until he can't anymore. So, you know, he's a...
He's a great guy, and that's kind of how he rolls. That's kind of his motto.
He's going to

Speaker 5 be hard on you and make sure you give your all. So, yeah.

Speaker 2 We've got a theory on this show. It's not really a theory.
It's a scientific fact that no quarterback that's wearing a visor has ever won a Super Bowl.

Speaker 2 Now, we might be very wrong about this because by the time this airs,

Speaker 1 nobody

Speaker 2 wears a visor.

Speaker 5 I mean, if they win Sunday, then he'll be the first.

Speaker 2 Yeah, has that ever occurred to you, though, that you're going to use for Superman?

Speaker 5 That's actually a great point. I've never thought of that before.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So, and when you wear a a visor, like, let's just be honest, you're not doing it for any reason other than you look really fucking cool, right?

Speaker 5 And I mean, I have gotten poked in the eye a few times, but yeah, mostly it's a swag. Yeah, right, exactly.

Speaker 1 I mean, everyone who's ever played Matt has like visor.

Speaker 5 You gotta put the visor. Yeah, I mean, yeah, for sure.
Most definitely for the swag.

Speaker 1 Okay, so if the Eagles do lose, maybe we think about getting rid of the.

Speaker 5 Oh, yeah, I mean, if you guys bring up that point, then we gotta take it into consideration.

Speaker 1 We'll break the numbers for you. Think about it.

Speaker 2 Or you could maybe just go through the whole season and then in the Super Bowl, not wear it.

Speaker 5 just for that game.

Speaker 1 That'd be fine. Absolutely.

Speaker 5 Yeah, that'll definitely work for sure.

Speaker 1 All right. So

Speaker 1 I feel like, you know, everything I know about you and everything that the public knows about you, you're a really awesome dude, genuine guy, obviously incredible on the field.

Speaker 1 What's something, like, you have the platform now. What's something people don't know about you or get wrong about you?

Speaker 5 Don't know about me or get wrong about me.

Speaker 2 Besides that, you don't have a foot fetish.

Speaker 5 Yeah. I don't have a foot fetish.

Speaker 1 Does not have a foot fetish.

Speaker 5 People that don't know about me.

Speaker 1 I don't know. That's tough.
Like, what are your hobbies or like something that we, you know?

Speaker 5 I need to start golfing more. I want to be a good golfer.
I feel like I'm naturally talented at golfer, but you know, golf takes a lot of practice, a lot of skills. So I just, I never golf, bro.

Speaker 5 Like, I just need to get out on the chorus. You know, I'm planning on attending these golf events later in the offseason.
So I need to get out there.

Speaker 5 And of course, you know, golf is such a popular sport with everyone that I need to get out there. But, you know, everybody golfs nowadays.
But

Speaker 5 I want to give y'all something more than that, something more in depth. Yeah,

Speaker 1 you'd be such a sick golfer.

Speaker 5 I can, you know, get that top golf and hit it pretty far, but other than that, like, my mid-range shot is terrible.

Speaker 5 Like, with the nine-hour, but you don't practice, yeah, I don't practice, but you practice, you do, yeah.

Speaker 1 Um,

Speaker 5 hmm, one thing y'all don't know about me,

Speaker 5 I don't know. I feel like I just do the main, main stuff.
Like, on my off days, I'm a big, you know, uh, movie guy. I'll watch a lot of TV shows and kind of just

Speaker 5 kind of hang out at the crib with my two dogs, Uno and Deuce, and kind of

Speaker 5 chill. So I don't do much.
I like to travel a lot. I like to

Speaker 5 go to different restaurants and try different foods and stuff like that.

Speaker 5 I'm kind of a simple guy. I don't really do too much.
I like that.

Speaker 1 I mean, that's a good answer. What's your, by the way, your dogs are cute.
I follow them on Instagram. That's not creepy because they're public.

Speaker 1 For sure. Yeah, I do.
Yeah. They're cute.
They are. Yeah.
They are. Yeah.
I love your dogs.

Speaker 1 What's your favorite TV show?

Speaker 5 My favorite TV show.

Speaker 5 I've watched a lot. So just the ones that come to the top of my head are, you know, I think my favorite one on Netflix is

Speaker 5 Money Heist. I don't know if you guys have seen that.
Money Heist is a good one. One of my top ones for sure.
Just got done watching Wednesday a couple of months ago. I liked that show.

Speaker 5 It was different, but

Speaker 5 I liked it. I'm watching BMF right now.
So I just hate how a new episode comes out every week. It just makes me wait.
I'd rather just kind of go through it and yeah, just watch it all the way through.

Speaker 5 But that's a good show. And

Speaker 5 those are all the ones I can think of right now. But usually, once I finish a show, I'll try to click on a random show, hope it's good, and try to roll like that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. Okay.
What about music?

Speaker 5 Music? I'm a big R ⁇ B guy, but I do listen to pretty much all genres. I listen to hip-hop,

Speaker 5 R ⁇ B. I listen to country, like, gospel.
I mean, I listen to all sorts of genres.

Speaker 5 I can't really choose a few artists, but I definitely like to switch it up a bit and kind of switch up the vibes and just kind of drive around and just listen to music sometimes and in the house I always have music playing so yeah

Speaker 5 I read that you also had a 3.9 GPA in college are you smart are you a nerd high school I still haven't graduated college yet am I a nerd no I would just my dad actually would shave my head he shaved my head in ninth grade because I got a C, so I wouldn't get that.

Speaker 1 I'm showing him school ball.

Speaker 2 What lesson did he think that was going to teach you?

Speaker 5 To not get a C, get better grades. I mean, the first time we did it was when I was in seventh grade.
I think I was like acting up in math class or something like that.

Speaker 5 And when I tell you, he shaved my head at home. We went to Walmart, got me a nice all-gray sweatsuit, had like some Army stuff on the

Speaker 5 sweatshirt. Got me some

Speaker 5 Walmart shoes, some starter shoes, and the sweatpants came up to right here. Had to wear high-white socks with the starter shoes.
I mean, the second I walked into school, I'm getting roasted on.

Speaker 5 And you know what I did? I walked straight out to school. I literally, I just walked out the school and just started walking on the road.
I got literally like ran away from school.

Speaker 5 I was walking for like four hours and this random lady pulled up on the side of the road and was like, aren't you supposed to be in school? And I mean, my plan was walking to the fire station.

Speaker 5 I don't know what that was going to do for me, but I just had it.

Speaker 1 You're trying to find an adult to me.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I was trying to find something.

Speaker 5 I just knew I wasn't trying to go back to school to get roasted on. I mean, I'm talking about the second I walked into the gym because we had Interior's before school.

Speaker 5 So, you know, I'm going there to play cakeball or whatever before school started. And the second I walked in there, I'm getting roasted on.
Boom, by everybody.

Speaker 5 I'm talking about a little kid named Jordan Booker pointing at me,

Speaker 1 pointing at me to the door. Shout out to him.

Speaker 5 I mean, he's my boy, but you know, we used to always get on each other when we were kids and stuff like that.

Speaker 5 I'm talking about he pointed at me, started laughing, his little high-pitched voice laughed. And I was like, nah, I'm not going through this today.
Boom, close the door, walked right out of school.

Speaker 5 So, I mean, it was good memories. You know, I always look back at that time and laugh now.
But yeah, I mean, that's what taught me to don't get no bad grades. Don't get no C's.
A's or B's.

Speaker 1 So are we shaving our head if we lose to the Packers? I'm not. You can.
Okay.

Speaker 1 I mean,

Speaker 1 okay. Maybe I'll have to start doing that to motivate myself to be a better fan.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I'm not doing that.

Speaker 1 I'm good on that.

Speaker 1 I had one last question. This has been awesome, man.
And thank you to C4 for setting this all up. They've been hosting us all week.
I know you're doing stuff with C4.

Speaker 1 What are your thoughts on adult autograph seekers?

Speaker 5 Adult autograph seekers. I'm fine with them.
I just, you know, I don't like how some of them sell them.

Speaker 5 Like, just if they're for your kid, if they're for your, you know, family members, just be honest about it. But there's so many, I feel like you can't even trust them now.

Speaker 5 It's because they're, you know, gonna get your autograph, go sell it on eBay. And of course, you know, with the deals that I have, the memorability of stuff, like, you can't do that.

Speaker 5 So it's just like, you know, nowadays I try to just find kids in the crowds and you know, sign it for them. But, you know, nowadays they'll have, they'll have anybody come and do it for you.

Speaker 5 They'll have their kids or grandmas. You know, you see a grandma in a wheelchair, you're thinking that she just wants the autograph, but she's handing going back and handing it to her son.

Speaker 5 All right, baby, here we go. Let's sell it on eBay.
It's in that. So, I mean, it's tough now, but you know, just

Speaker 5 try to sign it for, you know, fans and kids most of the time.

Speaker 2 What about like an autograph sign? If somebody came up to you and maybe they'd paid money or they gotten in for the autograph.

Speaker 2 They got in for free through a player that's in the NFL. They got them in.
You're done for the day with your autograph signing.

Speaker 2 You've done your bid. And then this person comes up to you and is like, hey, Justin, can I get a picture with you?

Speaker 5 I know what situation we're talking about. Are we talking about a certain situation?

Speaker 1 No, no, no, no. It's a hypothetical.
Yeah, just making this up.

Speaker 5 yeah why have you been in a situation i've been in situation i was hoping i would see my man today yeah is he here he might be

Speaker 1 here he's over there he's over there come on jerry get up here get over here bro get up here we write this wrong goodness gracious yeah

Speaker 1 look at this so jerry you want to know beefy yeah

Speaker 1 this is beautiful yeah no okay yeah

Speaker 5 i want to tell the story so look so You know, there was a set time to where we were taking pictures for people who pay for pictures.

Speaker 5 and then after we left that set there was a guy with me the whole time and you know people would come up yo can I get a picture and he would tell people like sorry you can't do it you have to pay for it so up my bat but when my guy right here came up I'm thinking he's gonna say the same thing but he walked away so I'm like oh oh yeah and then boom got a picture I mean you know at the time I did I didn't know who he was so I was kind of confused to where like that guy who I was just with you know where he went so I just took the picture with my man yeah you know and he cried about it on Twitter he tried to curse you yeah

Speaker 1 it came back on TJ

Speaker 5 I was like sheesh like right after I saw the video online but hey you live and you learn and you know I promise you after that moment I don't think I've ever said no to a picture

Speaker 5 because I don't want that you know yeah that you know

Speaker 2 reputation so yeah it sounds like you have a very reasonable explanation of what happened and Jerry kind of took it as a personal affront.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he was being unreasonable.

Speaker 2 I just feel so embarrassed right now.

Speaker 5 I was hoping before I came here, I was like, I hope he's here so I can just, you know, talk to him. But glad I got to finally say something to him.

Speaker 2 His story is correct.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Look at that.

Speaker 2 He was done with his autographs and stuff like that. Yeah.
In his case, he's right. He's right about that.

Speaker 1 Okay. So are we good?

Speaker 2 Listen, I think this is just water under the bridge. Now, there's talks about Jersey Jerry moving to Chicago, new contract coming up.
So I'll have to support.

Speaker 1 I'll have to support.

Speaker 2 So for me, Water under the bridge, listen, it was in the moment. I got about seven autographs that day.
And

Speaker 2 I should be grateful for that. I got a bunch of pictures.
We do have a picture. So maybe after this interview, we can take one like we're smiling.

Speaker 1 Yeah, really smile.

Speaker 5 We're going to take a good one after the interview. Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 1 A good ending to the story.

Speaker 2 But no, I was listening to the interview.

Speaker 11 He's a good guy. Yeah.

Speaker 1 All right. Love that.
Well, Justin, this has been awesome, man.

Speaker 5 Yeah. Appreciate y'all for having me.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Thank you, man.

Speaker 1 This was an awesome time. And thanks.
I don't even, Jerry, Justin brought a bunch of footballs to sign, so that's on him, yeah.

Speaker 2 But you might get one thing I will say, though, and Big Cat could attest to this: my autographs are always personal, my pictures personal.

Speaker 2 Like, I don't try to sell the autographs on eBay, I'm not that guy, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 I know guys like you wouldn't do it, but just like you know, random guys that just want to make some extra money.

Speaker 1 So, yeah, what about Jerry? You, you never, you never wish injury on any players in the NFL, right?

Speaker 1 Uh, Baker Mayfield, okay,

Speaker 1 okay, All right. It's all right.
Thank you, Justin.

Speaker 5 I appreciate it so much. Appreciate y'all for having me.

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Speaker 1 Okay, I hit up Pete and I said to Pete,

Speaker 1 hey, Pete, did you fill out an application for the U.S. Open? They said you didn't, and that's why you weren't able to attend.

Speaker 1 If you filled one out, I will get back on this guy's ass and get you justice once and for all. So we'll see what he says.

Speaker 2 Okay, that's good.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 I think we're going to get to the bottom of this, and it will be a cold day in hell before we let up on this quest.

Speaker 1 Yes, yes. All right, let's finish up.
Guys on chicks,

Speaker 2 we do have some breaking news.

Speaker 1 Breaking news.

Speaker 1 Chris, can you please do the cow? Sorry, Max.

Speaker 1 That's a fat cow. That's a cow that needs a salad.

Speaker 11 AJ Brown responded to Juju from the Schuster by saying,

Speaker 11 First off, congratulations. Y'all deserve it.
This is lame. You was on the way out the league before Mahomes resurrected your career on your one-year deal, TikTok boy.

Speaker 4 He admitted that he grabbed you, but don't act like you're like that or ever was.

Speaker 1 But congratulations again. Oh, that's nice.

Speaker 2 I like that. That was the Blake Griffin double no disrespect.
Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 1 I like that. Okay.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 2 I'm looking at the picture of Mark Davis right now.

Speaker 1 It's tragic.

Speaker 2 He looks like an infected nipple. It's tragic.

Speaker 1 It's very tragic.

Speaker 2 What if he loses all his powers now and the Raiders start to suck?

Speaker 1 Grow the hair back. Grow the hair back, Mark.

Speaker 1 Reminder, Friday, we're on vacation. Dungeon and Dragons.
Tune in. Also watch on the YouTube.
Who's reading it? Memes or Chris?

Speaker 1 Chris, Max.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Guys on checks.

Speaker 4 Hi, big cat PFT and crew. My boyfriend of three years has a habit of not getting up to go pee in the middle of the night.
He uses an empty milk jug to piss in.

Speaker 4 It's weird, but it's never bothered me until my family found out about it. My dad got him a hospital bedpan to pee as a present.

Speaker 5 How do I get him to stop this?

Speaker 1 Oh, this guy rules.

Speaker 1 This guy rules.

Speaker 2 I like the move because I've done it before.

Speaker 2 In college, most people find themselves for the first time in a situation where the bathroom is all the way at the end of a hall, and you don't want to go down there.

Speaker 2 So they start, you know, they pee in a bottle every now and again. But doing it in a...
in a long-term relationship, I think it just, it sets the standard right now.

Speaker 2 You guys are going to get old one day, and you're not not going to be able to make it to the bathroom. Other guys out there are going to have to resort to wearing diapers, but not him because

Speaker 2 he's got years of training of peeing into a bedpan at his bedside already. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And I, nothing worse than waking up to take a piss and you like break your sleep. You know, where a lot of times you can wake up and you're like, you can piss while still sleeping.

Speaker 1 But yeah, you got it. This is great.
This is great. This more power to this guy.

Speaker 6 Back in the Victorian era, like old-fashioned bedpans were like a sign of high class love it love it so love it yeah piss jugs are pretty classy it was the best to be like fat as hell and and pee inside your bed it's basically

Speaker 1 rock it's basically my dream yeah yeah it's basically everything I like to do

Speaker 1 go ahead next question

Speaker 4 What's up, boys? Especially Batgirl. Sorry about the Eagles loss.

Speaker 5 Not.

Speaker 1 Oh!

Speaker 4 I'm constantly yelling at my boyfriend to wash his hands after he takes a piss.

Speaker 4 He always says, I didn't even touch my dick or my dick is clean. Is this a war I'm not going to win? Or is he in the wrong?

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, he's in the right. That's so true.

Speaker 1 I never wash my hands after I piss.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I wash my hands before I touch my dick. Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 8 I do when I'm at the office or in public.

Speaker 1 Of course.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 The hands are at the bottom. Wait, you didn't have to tell us, Jake.
We knew that. Wait, Jake, no, but that is shocking that Jake just admitted.

Speaker 2 Jake, that's honestly gross.

Speaker 1 we were doing a bit and you

Speaker 2 actually admitted that you don't wash your hands at home after you pee.

Speaker 1 You fell forward. That's true.

Speaker 2 And then you like eat. Then you go eat with those hands, Jake?

Speaker 1 Jake. Oh, my.

Speaker 2 Jake's walking around at his house with piss all over his fingers.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Jake.
Oh, you got it. Gross.
Oh, sick.

Speaker 1 So sick.

Speaker 1 All right, next question.

Speaker 4 Sup, Father of Three, Pretty Eyes PFT, Lottery Loser, and everyone else.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 1 Fuck Hank. You know what? Just listen.
Hank's not here. Fuck him.

Speaker 4 Yeah, fuck him.

Speaker 4 My boyfriend is going on his first family vacation with me this summer, and he's super pissed about it.

Speaker 4 He said we could go on our own vacation any other time because he's a baseball coach and he's missing a week of the season. Am I wrong for making him go with us?

Speaker 4 And when is the right time to stop going on vacation with my parents?

Speaker 1 Also, someone's battery, the computer battery is about to drain out. Do you have a charger? Do you have a charger?

Speaker 1 I have a charger. Here, take a charger.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you can. All right.

Speaker 1 Real answer. Well, fake answer.

Speaker 1 Yeah, this is fucked up. It's baseball season.
What the hell? Real answer.

Speaker 1 You're going to have to just suck it up, dude, and start going on family vacations with your wife's family or your girlfriend's family. Like, that's just part of being in a relationship.

Speaker 1 I'm confused.

Speaker 2 This guy's a baseball coach. He's a coach.
And so for his job, and then he's having to leave his job for a week

Speaker 2 to go on a vacation? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Do we really need vacation boy Hank here to back him up?

Speaker 2 Yeah, I mean, your job's being a baseball coach. I feel like you've got to be a baseball coach.
You've got to be there for your team. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. All right.

Speaker 2 Think about being a player on that baseball team. And your coach is like, yeah, I got to go on a vacation with my girlfriend's parents in the middle of season.

Speaker 2 What kind of message does that send to the boys?

Speaker 1 I think he, though, it sounds to me like he's most mad about the vacation with the family part.

Speaker 2 I think it sounds like he's concerned that he's going to have to be quiet while having sex on a vacation.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Blow jobs. Yeah.
So there you go. That's the way to do it.
Just be like, don't worry, honey. I'll just blow you every night.

Speaker 1 All right, last one.

Speaker 4 Hi, ball boys and bald PFT.

Speaker 4 And bald PFT.

Speaker 4 Another bath-related question for you.

Speaker 2 I'm not bald.

Speaker 4 My boyfriend and I have been dating for about six months.

Speaker 4 We are both in our mid-20s. He's very nice and normal guy, except for one thing.
He takes baths in his own bathtub wearing his bathing suit.

Speaker 1 This is Jake.

Speaker 1 He says that. No.

Speaker 4 He says that because the tub has jets, he feels weird being naked and wears his bathing suit because it's hot tub time.

Speaker 4 Not only does this seem incredibly strange to me, but I'm concerned he's not washing his man region.

Speaker 4 I asked him if he takes a shower after his hot tub time and looked at me like I was crazy and said, why do I need to shower? I just took a hot tub. Should I be worried?

Speaker 4 I kind of wish he was just masturbating in there. Thanks.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 this guy, he just needs to try it once because it fucking rules.

Speaker 1 Like, like, why would you want to be... Why would you want a bathing suit in your own bath?

Speaker 7 He's scared he's going going to fuck the Jets.

Speaker 1 Oh, his dicks are going to get sucked up. Yeah.
Yeah, you're right. He is.
He's definitely afraid of that.

Speaker 2 Wait, he's scared that his dick's going to get sucked into the Jets?

Speaker 7 Yeah, it's to stop himself.

Speaker 1 He's going to fuck the Jets. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Oh, like putting your dick on the Jets and then having the.

Speaker 2 He's afraid he's going to get fucked by the Jets.

Speaker 1 No, he's going to fuck the Jets. He's going to have Zach Wilson.

Speaker 7 He's scared of himself.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Okay. Yeah, got it.
So,

Speaker 2 yeah, maybe he's just, maybe he's just embarrassed. Yeah, he's embarrassed.
He's never embarrassed. Yeah, he sounds like he's embarrassed to have his dick out there.
Yeah. Maybe he doesn't like...

Speaker 2 It's a good possibility that he doesn't like looking at his own dick, which I don't know where

Speaker 2 that would come from psychologically.

Speaker 2 Maybe he just doesn't like looking at his own dick. Maybe he's like, I'm so straight that I won't even look at my own penis.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, a dick in a bathtub does not look great.

Speaker 7 He definitely fucked the Jets once and then realized he could never do it again.

Speaker 6 So he just wears the suit to make sure he doesn't do it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you're you're right. I think Billy nailed it.

Speaker 1 All right, we did, we pre-taped the lottery ball with Hank. Didn't we? Yeah, we did.
Just a shout-out.

Speaker 1 Yeah, by the way, the fact that we did

Speaker 1 last show, I had forgotten.

Speaker 1 He spent the end of last show saying he's not a troll. And then we went back to ourselves in the studio, and he was like, congratulations on hitting the Eagles' future.

Speaker 1 So he's the definition of a troll. I fucking hate him.
Let's see if he gets it, guys. He'll get it this time, right?

Speaker 1 Love you guys okay uh

Speaker 1 we're still it's still february 3rd we're doing all these numbers because we're taking this week off uh hank have you ever gotten this i have not ever gotten this okay uh

Speaker 1 numbers 69 nice job pft

Speaker 1 17 16 20

Speaker 1 which is gonna be it should have been like that billy billy

Speaker 1 He can't think of it. 45.

Speaker 4 Someone's getting in here.

Speaker 5 Billy, I don't think 45 is in the machine. We said that two minutes, uh, a few minutes ago.

Speaker 1 Ooh, 30

Speaker 1 30.

Speaker 5 Fifth time.

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Speaker 1 Oh say

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Speaker 1 Tell him that I can't take

Speaker 1 me.

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Speaker 1 Expected to be safe this summer.

Speaker 1 Young

Speaker 1 me,

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Speaker 1 never save me.

Speaker 1 been a saving

Speaker 1 up.

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Speaker 1 Love coming for you, many women.

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