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Welcome to Part of My Take. Today is Wednesday, February 15th, and it's life without football, boys.
We are back into the abyss. The season is over.
We've turned the page, except I have some gripes. But we've turned the page, PFT.
We're once again without football. Yeah, we're trying to move on, trying to collect ourselves.
It's always a weird time of year for us. This is when we kind of go crazy a little bit on the show.
Expect like a week and a half of complete nonsense, like more so than usual on this podcast, because we're just trying to, we're scrambling. We're trying to find ourselves.
We're trying to switch seasons. This is the time of year where we famously got arrested at the dog show because it was the first week without football, and we had no idea what to do with ourselves.
But, yeah, it's been – I'll say this about whoever made the calendar. Go fuck yourself for putting Valentine's Day the day after the day after the Super Bowl.
That snuck up on everybody. No one ever had any idea.
So if you got in trouble for forgetting Valentine's Day, just tell your significant other. Literally everybody forgot about it.
It didn't happen this year, basically. It didn't happen.
I think someone pointed out that in 2027, Valentine's Day is Super Bowl Sunday. That is just a big fuck you to every guy in the world.
Yet again, I'll stand up on my soap, and say that the universal buy should be enacted. We should push the season even a further week back so that we have the Monday after Superbowl off with president's day.
And it always feels like when, when football ends, it's like, okay, uh, I'm done with winter. I want winter to end as well.
So we need to get football all the way to the end of February. And then'd be like winter's over as well we're all good we're out of this so again we should have a bye week that there's no NFL football in one week sometime maybe in like early December so I'm gonna get their Christmas shopping in reset with their family you could put some bowl games on that Sunday and every team gets off every team's fresh for the stretch run and then we get Super Bowl Sunday on the Sunday before President's Day Monday off winter's over so yeah that sounds like a great idea in theory in practice when that Sunday would happen to us we would go insane we'd be like where the fuck is the NFL games I agree but but it would also be 18 game season solves that problem, that problem, but we are pro-player, so we can't really...
I can't go out and say, like, straight up, make them play 18 games. I'll just say, it would be wonderful if the season ended on the day before President's Day, so we got that time off.
Also, you're absolutely right about, like, I can deal with cold weather and winter when there's football on TV.

So if I see snow on television and big dudes run around hitting the shit out of each other, I'm like, hell yeah, I'm winter tough.

I can get through this.

This is good football weather.

But the second it's over, if you don't have football, what's the point of having football weather when there's no football?

It's very simple.

The calendar, like when people are like, how do you deal with winter?

December winter doesn't count because everyone's in the festive mood. You up you drink some whiskey it's a fun time january winter doesn't count because you have playoffs you have nfl playoffs so you get excited before every weekend you're like hey monday through friday whatever i'm just thinking about the weekend february winter when there's no football come on come on guys we need to have it so it goes goes all the way to the end of February.
Then you turn around and it's like two weeks until March Madness. And then, boom, next thing you know, you're napping on your couch with the Masters.
And then it's a few games of baseball. Then, boom, football's back.
Then we're smooth sailing right back into football. Yeah.
Now, if this did happen and we got the week off, the bye week, Pro Bowl week was the week that the the super bowl is right now that would mean that occasionally valentine's day yeah would be on that sunday with no football whatsoever perfect and that would be perfect for america like the sunday of the bye week actually should be valentine's day we should stop making it february 14th it should just be whatever that bye week is before the super bowl when there's no football on tv for everybody to be distracted by yes yes and we will obviously we love talking about all the other sports i do like when the calendar turns a little bit just because we can get into other sports march madness coming up nba uh all-star weekend is this weekend in salt lake city so the plan is we're taking a brief vacation we will have a new show for everyone on friday So it will be our Dungeons & Dragons show. This one is special because we did it in front of the green screen.
So make sure you watch on the YouTube as well. And if you have not listened to any of our Dungeons & Dragons episodes, we are starting a brand new adventure.
So you can go into it fresh. And it was by far the best one we've ever done.
We had Nick back on,rani back on it was like what three hours of tim woods just taking us through the the darkness of his mind and just a beautiful beautiful way absolutely yeah first absolutely from tim woods of the year hits so different and uh i think it might be one of the funniest things we've ever done like visually visually it's going to be amazing i saw some of the clips behind the scenes and uh yeah let's just say that uh that hank has a hard time keeping his pants clean in this one yes the graphics that have gone into this are like actually insane it's going to be like one of the best productions that like barstool itself has ever done yes there's like a hundred different graphics and 12 guys working on this i say the funniest thing we've ever done, what I really truly mean by that is the funniest thing that Quiggs and Trey and Evan and everybody else that helped produce this behind the scenes has done. The visuals are just electric.
So listen to the podcast, but also it's a must watch on the YouTube. Yes, it is.
And we do love doing episodes non-football season that's we get to stretch our legs do different stuff we actually already discussed an idea of maybe doing a man movie Friday in the summer where we only watch the best action movies and do a review so that might happen talking Jean-Claude Van Damme just all his entire anthology that should be our book club yeah the Andrew Luck book club for part of my take is just watching movies and then talking about movies and March Madness is coming up which is my favorite time of the year so uh let's do some Super Bowl cleanup though uh Max I saw Max today walking in the office he was maybe the saddest thing that you can do um right after football season ends he was just trudging through he went out to get lunch I think he back with a salad. Such a bummer to be like, oh, well, my team lost, and now it's salad time.
How are you feeling, Max? I need a lot of salads. I need a lot of salads.
Are you coping? Because, like, Monday it was a travel day. We all traveled back from the Super Bowl.
Today I woke up and I was like, damn, I really wish the Eagles had just won that game. That was really mean of them to not win that game.
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing for sure. And for some reason, there's a lot more people that are noticing me on the streets now after this.
Oh, no. And it's a lot harder when people just come up to me and are are legitimately just like i'm really sorry for your like like someone has died like someone has died it's like yeah i'm really sorry for your loss and like i don't really i don't really know what to say to that i'm like yeah you know it sucks because then they go into it more and it's like legitimately looking and like and they're like are you okay? With this stranger that's happened way more than it's ever happened before this game on Sunday.
Yeah. You do have like a part of you did die.
It was a part of your soul that like is different now because you went through that experience. It is.
It's like your own version of PTSD. You have Post Mahomes Traumatic Syndrome Disorder.
And actually shout out to the guy on the Instagram page I saw this comment your face after the game in the iconic pose that you have in the chair where you're just looking you got the thousand yard stare and somebody commented like this dude looks like Post Mahomes which was just so such a perfect name for your sad face in that situation. But, Max, it gets better.
It does. It'll get better.
You know what's probably going to happen is I'm sure that Villanova's going to go on a nice little run for you. You said that you care more about Villanova than you do about the Eagles.
So having Villanova get back in the tourney, they're probably going to win. They're probably going to win the conference tournament, get that automatic qualifier brought in, underdog.
And they're going to make it the final four, and you're going to be on the moon again in no time, buddy. This is Hank.
By the way, everyone is back. Billy, welcome back.
Hank is not back. He's playing golf right now, so we're all here.
He's playing golf. That's fine.
Vacation is a sacred time for him. So, Max, I have something for you, though.
The Chiefs are the better team. I fully admit that.
Patrick Mahomes is maybe the most likable star ever. Like, he's won two Super Bowls.
He's had an incredible start to his career, and I still like him a lot. Like, that usually doesn't happen in sports.
He did also chirp me after the game. This was after we recorded.
He just hit me up and just said sorry bud and crying face emoji crying face emoji so that hurt a little bit but I have something for you Max okay you ready for this because everyone needs something to cope with and I think the holding penalty was whether you want to say oh they shouldn't call then James Bradbury admitted to the hold the hold happened I actually PFT that here's my take on the holding penalty. I actually think it was bad coaching.
I think it was bad coaching because the coaches should have told them the only thing that can fuck us here is a first down. If a guy burns you, let him score.
So in a weird way, that's coaching where you have to know situational awareness. A touchdown is not the worst outcome there.
The worst outcome is exactly what happened, a first down in the game ending with them kneeling. Yeah, in real time when we were watching that, after they got that first down, and then they had that run that looked like, I think it was Pacheco, that was, he was getting close to the goal line.
It was McKinnon. Yeah, okay, so McKinnon was getting close to the goal line, and then he led up at the last second and went down.
That's actually also a bit of coaching on the Eagles because the Eagles were very obviously letting McKinnon try to score. The Eagles should have made it look like they were trying to tackle McKinnon because McKinnon on that run saw that everybody let up.
And then in his mind, he's like, wait a second. That's right.
I got to go down. If they were actually chasing him or like pushing him towards the end zone, that's what I would have done if I were the Eagles in that situation yeah yeah I agree and and

I also had the discussion that um I know that people get mad at Jackson Mahomes that he had

that video of him dancing behind Patrick talking uh on the desk I actually I'm totally reversed

now well I actually never really hated Jackson Mahomes I think Patrick Mahomes is even more

likable that he's just such a ride-or-die family guy where he's like yeah my my brother

I'm not sure. now well actually i never really hated jackson mahomes i think patrick mahomes is even more likable that he's just such a ride or die family guy where he's like yeah my my brother wants to make these like let my brother live like let him have fun this is my moment but it's my family's moment fuck everyone else it makes me like patrick mahomes even more listen who out there doesn't have a fuck up brother eric was an asshole we've all with this type of thing.
And when it comes to your brother dancing behind you, he's done a great job.

Shout-out Jackson for voluntarily, or maybe he had a talk with Patrick.

Who knows?

But Jackson made himself scarce this season.

He was not a distraction.

And Patrick, I have a hard time going after an athlete's wife or making fun of her.

Yeah, it's weird.

Okay.

They're high school sweethearts.

It's really weird to attack somebody. There were a couple things that got caught on uh just like sideline cameras and stuff at basketball games and people turned it into a big thing like patrick and britney are at each other's throats that was always a little bit uncomfortable for me but she she also kind of took herself out of the public eye this year a little bit and it's like okay we're gonna we're gonna take a step back and let pat Patrick do his football season.
And now that we won, it's fucking on. And that's exactly how it should be.
Everybody out there has family members that get on their nerves sometimes. And credit to both of them for making it work.
It seems like whatever they did this season, I don't know if Jackson might just go on a victory tour of all victory tours. But that's fine.
Just be on the sidelines for actual games next season. Instead of calling plays, they'll have him signal the plays in by doing a different form of the gritty.
That would be actually kind of funny. Yeah, they all work together this year.
And Patrick Holmes is, like I said, one of the most likable superstars. He's the best quarterback in the NFL.
He's the best player in the NFL. The chiefs i do think like the fact that the eagles didn't get a single stop uh for the entire second half that's when championships are made so there's no i'm not going to sit here and gripe but but if you wanted to maybe gripe and cope and be angry at something i may have spent a little bit of the morning doing some research.
This is an alternate. Like, I'm accepting defeat.
Max, you've accepted defeat. For anyone out there who doesn't want to accept defeat, here's what you could potentially talk about.
I hope I, yeah. Sodgate.
Sodgate is real. Sodgate is very, very real right now.
very real right now sod gate pft i don't know if you've done any reading we talked about it on sunday how bad the field was george toma the sod father that was being just completely you know like walked around hey the sod father has done it he's done every single 56 Super Bowls he's been at. This was his last Super Bowl.
The Sodfather, George Tomah. PFT, where do you think he worked for the majority of his career? I think he probably worked somewhere in the Midwest.
He worked for the Kansas City Chiefss he has two super bowl rings he's a kansas city kansas city resident he's a kansas city chiefs fan he's the sod father before the game he actually said he was referencing the super bowl against the 49ers he said i said commissioner this is about that super bowl i'm sticking up for the Chiefs today me and Lamar Hunt were so close this is again before the Super Bowl against the 49ers that they won and then it goes on to say this year things are different he he the Commissioner told me that I can't stick up for the Chiefs he says George you work for the league the league pays you you've got to be neutral George Toma went on to say if I had two hearts one would be with the Chiefs. He says, George, you work for the league.
The league pays you. You've got to be neutral.
George Tomah went on to say, if I had two hearts, one would be with the Chiefs and one would be with the Eagles. Billy, do human beings have two hearts? No.
Okay. So he's only got one heart.
So if he had two hearts, he would root for the Eagles as well, but he only has one so he can root for the Chiefs. And he also went on to say, which is a little false flag, actually, I hate to say this,

but the halftime show is more important than the game.

That makes no sense.

The game is the most important. Now, okay, guess what?

They're both playing on the same field.

You can't complain about the Sodfather when they're both playing on the same field.

But do they both have the same knowledge, PFT?

Because the Eagles had to change their cleats multiple times. The Chiefs never changed their cleats.
And a guy named Ollie Connelly went through the tape, and he went through every single play, and he charted it. The Eagles' defense had a player slip on 38% of Patrick Mahomes' dropbacks.

Five times they had multiple slippages.

The Chiefs defense had a player slip on only 14% of Jalen Hurts' dropbacks.

No multiple slippages.

Again, this is fantasy land I'm living in.

I'm presenting facts that if you would like to cope, this might be how you'd want to cope, and maybe I did this for an hour this morning. So if you know anything about this podcast, you know that me and Big Cat are big turf guys.
We're like, okay, it needs to be a uniform playing field across the NFL. It should be the artificial turf, the field turf that you see, the level of technology and advancement that we've got into it.
It's just like playing on nice grass, except you don't need to mow it. You don't need to water it.
It's just the perfect playing surface. So that's number one.
So we were right about that. As far as the sod father goes, we talked about the specific breed of grass that it was.
It was Tahoma 31 grass, and it was developed by the Oklahoma State University sod team, right? The Oklahoma State University sod team has been bragging about this, and it's a combination of golf grass and football grass all at the same time. I found out why they changed the seed of the grass.
They changed the seed of the grass because in the wintertime, if you just have their standard rye grass, it turns completely brown. You can't have that.
They needed the green grass, so that's why they incorporated the rye into it. Now, you're telling me that the sod father was the guy that was responsible for rolling that out by hand? The sod father was part of the process.
He has other guys working for him, but the sod father, again, has two Super Bowl rings. And let me just remind you one other fact.

He's done every single Super Bowl. He was retiring after this one.
That's interesting that he wanted to go out with a win, a third Super Bowl ring. The Sodfather just cemented his own dynasty.
It's also interesting that he's named after an organized crime figure. Is that really the person that you should be having in charge? It sounds like the Capo de Tutti Capo knew that at the end, you could set off one last car bomb and be on his way.
I also think he stole the name from the White Sox grounds crew guy, because I've always known him as a sod father. But either way, you actually bring up the natural turf aspect.
Wouldn't that be interesting, PFT, if there's a maybe a a mini mutiny by players saying hey we want to play on grass we don't want to play on on turf it's not as safe for us roger goodell says okay i'll hear you guys out oh whoops grass is a skating rink for the super bowl for the eagles not the chiefs sounds like we have to do turf on every field. Yeah.
This is a false flag operation, potentially. Again, I'm not accusing anyone, George Toma, two-time Super Bowl winner for the Chiefs, of any, three times, sorry, of any wrongdoing.
I'm just presenting facts. Billy, once again, humans have how many hearts? One heart.
One heart.

Brianna has two because she's pregnant.

That's true.

She has two heartbeats, but if I had two hearts,

one would be with the Chiefs and one would be with the Eagles, he added.

Hmm.

And he did say before Super Bowl, was it 53 against the 49ers?

I said, Commissioner, I'm sticking up for the Chiefs today.

Me and Lamar Hunt were so close.

Wait, is this guy the dude from the old, was it the Snickers commercial that was painting the end zone for the Chiefs and he's like hand painting every blade of grass and then at the end of it the player comes up to him and says this is great but who are the chefs and then it zooms out and he just painted chefs in the end zone yeah it's an all-time commercial I think that's this guy seems like he's getting a little bit full of himself. Also, I probably thought this game was all about him.
We didn't bring it up on Sunday, but did you guys see when they were painting the end zones earlier in the week? And it was in the chiefs end zone above it. It said, end racism.
And everyone was like, huh? So they changed it to, it takes all of us. And eagles end zone said end racism that's that's nice actually you know what shout out to whoever spotted that because we would we would have roasted them the internet would have cooked them for that so instead you know what why it's important like every big organization that does uh large viewership events should have one just internet troll on their staff to look at everything

that they're putting together and be like what's the internet going to what are you going to get roasted for here i'm actually going to throw this in the conspiracy file i think that they did that on purpose to hopefully be a false flag for the shitty field and george toma three times kansas city chief super bowl winner but they got found out early enough that they had to switch it because wouldn't that have been the story?

Huh? Huh?

Huh? Very interesting. Just asking a question.
So, Max, have you done the same rabbit hole? Yeah, I had that exact tweet pulled up. Like, as you were saying it, I had the percentages of how many times that the Eagles fell.
It's just fandom one-on-one that you lose a game, and again, I maintain the Chief the better team they made more plays i won't maintain that okay well they played better in the second half when it matters and the eagles defense just no showed but if you're a fan you can't just accept a super bowl defeat just laying down you have to find a reason why this happened and why they should replay the game and sod gate is that reason so eagles fans go for it like sod gate forever i agree you got yeah it's important to have someone cope and james bradbury took that away from you when he said yeah i cheated that was fucked up by james bradbury i mean again i get it i understand he didn't mean he did probably he saved that well like a lifetime of getting hunted down by a bunch of eagles fans fans just trying to put bombs in his mailbox. But as far as the excuse that you don't any longer have goes, that's tough.
It's tough for Eagles fans to not be like, that's ticky-tack. It should have been called when the guy himself is like, yeah, I reached out.
I grabbed the back of his arm. I gave him a little Shannon Sharp on the back of his arm there.
What if James Bradbury knew about Sodfather and and sod gate and was like people are going to complain about this and not complain about sod gate so i have to come out and say that i did hold them so that we get all the attention on sod gate this now is what it must feel like to live inside of billy football's brain i don't really like it i question everything now well i'm curious to know billy which conspiracy which conspiracy have you conspiracy have you been reading the replies about? Well, I did have the sod on the hot seat because I thought it was how they were trying to stop Jalen Hurts' quarterback sneak. Just like take out the wrong.
No, but it was the defensive line that suffered the most. I know.
No sacks. Were they a historically great defensive line? One thing that you're not mentioning is that there's also a screenshot of an apparent face mask on the Jalen Hurts fumble recovery.
Oh. We've got to stay focused on side.
No, this is just another thing that I've also been looking into. This is fans coping 101.
I love it.

You just, this is how you have to operate as a fan after a bad loss.

You just have to screenshot everything and complain about everything.

And then slowly as time passes, it just goes away.

This goes deep.

It sounds like there's like multiple instances of things that you can blame here, Max.

Yeah, I love the fact that you're looking at a face mask on a return fumble

that probably happened like, I don't know, 30 yards away from the ball.

I know. of things that you can blame here, Max.
Yeah, I love the fact that you're looking at a face mask on a return fumble that probably happened, like, I don't know, 30 yards away from the ball. I just sent the screenshot.
I sent the screenshot. All right, let's see it.
Also, everyone did see Roger Goodell hug Chris Jones and say, I don't care how you tackle the quarterback. Just throw that in there as well.
Huh? Interesting. While you guys are looking at this, I have to mention that you mentioned James Bradbury.
Juju Smith-Schuster on Twitter 15 minutes ago posted a Valentine's card saying I'll hold you when it matters most he's a huge piece of shit that's the difference between Eagles and the Chiefs though is that the Eagles we've taken accountability for everything we haven't been talking about the side no no no not me no, not me. I'm not taking accountability for anything.
But the players themselves are just class act through and through. That's why Bradbury isn't throwing the refs under the bus when he knows that he didn't actually hold it.
When I think a piece of the shit, I definitely think Kansas City Chiefs, not Philadelphia Eagles fans. Correct.
No, not fans. That's players, players, players.
Max, I'm watching this right now. Max, this is sad.
This is sad, Max. But he's got to cope.
He's got to cope's gotta cope yeah i get it i get it you i think you get like you get a month of cope you get until the new nfl league year yeah whenever that is once free agency hits it's on to next season but um no it's that one's it that one's sad it's nice because at the end of the day no one wants to see their team get beat so badly that it's like, all right, there's nothing that could be done about it. Just like 49ers fans spent a couple weeks being like, if Brock Purdy didn't get hurt, it would have been on.
Just like Chiefs fans, or Bengals fans, talking about Joseph Asai, you know, laid hit out of bounds with the extra play the Chiefs. You just have to do it.
It's the only way to get through it. And I hope that in a in Philadelphia for the next five years they're talking about this Super Bowl and they're like, but did you know about Saad, Father? Did you know about the guy who's got three Super Bowl rings from the Chiefs? He did the Saad and the Eagles fell down 38% of Patrick Mahomes pass rushes.
It might also be that the Chiefs offensive line was very underrated and they played the game of their life but let's just go with the sod yeah we need to you can dive into the deeper numbers and see if they slipped on 38 of the plays oh no this guy or if there was this guy was it was it was it slipping or was it just falling down there's sometimes people in football games fall down yeah there was one play that is getting shared a lot where both edge guys beat their guy and just completely fell down. What was the Super Bowl where the left tackle, I forget who it was, but literally got put on skates? So he got hit, and then he started sliding back into the left, like JFK's head, just on one foot, and it just glided across the entire field.
I want to say it was on the Panthers. It might have been Super Bowl, was that 50, between the Panthers and the Broncos? Yeah.
Yeah, you might be right. That's probably classic sod father at it again right there.
Yep. He's got his favorites, and he plays them.
Hmm. Interesting.
Just very, very interesting. His last Super Bowl ever.
You can't put a guy in jail who's not doing the Super Bowl next year. How do you retire from mowing grass? That's what most people retire to go to full-time.
He's 94 years old. Oh.
What the fuck? We should be talking about that. Yeah, he's 94.
Why is a 94-year-old in charge of installing a playing field? This is where it kind of falls apart. I don't think he actually installed anything.
I think he was kind of there in almost like an emeritus fashion where he just showed up and was like, grass is good. He was directing.
You don't think he has his guys? Yeah, his son works for him. Come on, come on.
It's a family connection. Damn.
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Okay, let's do our football. What are we going to do in post-football? PFT, you want to start? So this is the things that we might get into post-football.
It's important to note that these are things that we're telling ourselves that we're going to get into this offseason. Who knows if we're – no, actually, I think we're going to follow through this year.
Yeah. This year's going to be different.
I'm actually – I'm motivated to try a few things because it seems like I've been around a lot of people playing golf a lot recently, and it seems like the best time ever, and I golf once once every two years and uh when i do i absolutely hate it except for one shot that i usually hit towards the end of the round where i'm like fuck now i can't quit golf anymore but it seems like the best time ever and i've got a full set of tailor-made clubs that are in my living room just leaning against the wall i think my forearm's healthy enough i've been testing it out a lot recently to see if i can get back out on the course and actually be able to swing a golf club i think i think this is the off season that i get really into golf that i like i get out there and i'm like you know what i'm gonna break new series i'm gonna break 120 oh i'm gonna i'm gonna break and not by cheating. I'm not going to cheat except on maybe one waterhole.
I'll cheat on one waterhole. But besides that, I'm going to do it straight up, just clean as can be.
I'm going to break 120. I'm going to get out there and play more golf.
I'm excited about it. And you know what? I'm going to start where I'm at right now.
There's a driving range. They said that it's free.
I'm going to go over there this afternoon. Hell yes.
Get a few shots up. Hell yes.
Is that how you say it? Jake, is that what you say in golf? Get a few shots up? Sure. I might play some golf this weekend too.
Yeah, you know what, PFT? I'm going to join you. I've already broken 120.
I shot a 72 at Shinnecock, but I'll try to do it again. I broke 130 last year in Nashville.
That was huge for me.

I shot a 126.

Some people pointed out that I just had zeros on three holes

because I skipped those, but if you skip them,

you talk about being honest in a round of golf.

If you skip a hole, you put a zero on it

because you didn't play that one.

Wait, so people were saying that that's cheating.

That's called load management.

Yeah, exactly. I'm not trying to go out there and rip my UCL off my elbow.
So that's number one. Jake, shut that bird up.
I'll need myself. There's a bird in this background.
I'll go to the golf course whenever you want. Shut that bird up, Jake.
Throw a rock at it. Number two, this one's easy.
I'm going to get a word of the day calendar. Nice just gonna do i'm gonna be a word of the day guy and i'll i'll just have to incorporate over the course of any day i think i can do that and then number three i'm i'm gonna run a marathon at some point and then not but not tell anybody okay so you're so you're never gonna know when i do it well one day i'm gonna come in and i'll have just run a marathon i'm gonna be the first person in the history of the world to run a marathon and not tell anyone about it and not talk about it at all, except for right now, which I'm doing in advance.
But I'm just letting you know that I will have run a marathon at some point this year. We do have a 5K plan that Max, every time I say it, he gets very upset.
There's a 5K for Paws Chicago in the fall that we're all going to run, and I think what would be very funny is we all have to run it, and then right before we get there, one person gets to ride on a bike and videotape it, and we'll, like, draw straws. So it's, like, literally right before.
Imagine the thrill of showing up to a 5K and then not having to run it. It will be incredible.
And then everyone else has to run it behind the bike while we videotape the whole thing i deserve to win that i i deserve to win one it will be such a thrill the covid tandem bike ride that never was well it was rainy on friday it rained it rained like three fridays in a row and then you lose all the momentum and that's everything when it comes to a bike ride i'm gonna i'm gonna i will have done a marathon at some point, and you guys just randomly be like, hey, congrats on the marathon, and I'll be like, thank you, and if I've run it already, then I'll count that as your thing. But I'm not going to tell anybody.
Okay. Just at some point, I'm going to be very sweaty.
Okay, and hurt. Billy, do you have things that you're trying to get into? I'm trying not to get too deep into conspiracies.
Oh that's not gonna happen it's hard every year i try and that's that's your big off season plan also try not to get suspended try not to get suspended that's a good that's good off the off season always gets me yeah it does you're like the bangles it's not necessarily the off season it's like may through june like you look it up on a calendar When Billy fucks up It's like right when school ends And Billy's just used to being like You've got a constant case of senioritis Where you get to the end of a school year And you're like okay now I get to fuck around for a little bit So really button down the hatches in May and June What about the Jets project? The Jets project hopefully That should be a thing that you should maybe put on the list of things you're going to do. Actually, that is the thing I'm getting into.
Okay, there we go. I've had a bunch of other projects pop up between getting that project done.
And actually, one of them is next week. Jake and I are going to be heading down to the PLL Championship Series.
So it's going to actually be postponed. That's a project you got into? Yep.
I was going to say, it's a big test for Billy not getting suspended because Billy's role down in D.C. is literally hanging out in a beer garden with fans.
Oh, wow. All you can drink beer garden.
I'm going to be broadcasting two of the games, Billy and Dugues, who works with us. They're going down to entertain people in a beer garden.
Oh, no. I do love, though, that we PFT texted the whole group last night and was like, everyone come with a list of things they're going to get into in the offseason.
Billy's main thing is not fucking up. Yeah.
His first thing was like, I'm going to try not to get into conspiracy theories. He very honestly did not have anything prepared at all for this segment.
But now it was more the suspension. It was more the suspension.
Just don't get suspended. Yeah, it's a good thing.
So, Billy, you're going down, and you're going to get hammered with lacrosse players. This is truly like we have a lot of moments on this show where we think to ourselves and we even say out loud, this is the perfect job.
We think it's so much fun. This job is incredible.
We get to do something that we love every single day, and we're very extremely thankful for it. But Billy has somehow found his way into an even better job for himself, which is showing up and getting piss house drunk with lacrosse players.
And also getting suspended with pay where he just doesn't have to work whenever he fucks up by not working do what you love for a living and you'll never work a day in your life his suspension is literally just to let him do what he did to get suspended for well yet uh yeah right exactly yeah okay good less jake what's yours yours yeah this was as of last week I'm going to try to get into competitive pickleball play I played for the first time in Arizona at the New Amsterdam Vodka House it took a while to learn the rules stay tuned to our YouTube we had to restart a game because I didn't know the rules but now I think I have them them down pat. I have my own paddle I brought home, courtesy of the Stella Blue Coffee sponsor that we had in that video as well.
So I'm going to try to start playing competitively. Look out for some tournaments and see where we're going from there.
Yeah, we played pickleball. Not for me.
It's just mini tennis. And I maintain that my same problem with tennis that I have with pickleball is anytime you put an object in my hand and I have to hit a ball I'm just like oh I want to hit a homer and the whole time I'm playing pickleball I'm like this would be so much more fun if it was a wiffle ball home run derby and I just can't get out of my brain that's all I want to play so I usually like when, like, if I tennis the same way, after about five minutes, I'm like, let's hit some fucking dingers here.
Yeah. Pickleball, it was a lot of fun, but it takes away the thing that I like to do the most in sports like that, which is just hit really disgusting-type spins because then I make the person, like, run around and get frustrated, and it also is just easier for me to do because i don't have tremendous accuracy or power and pickleball it's very hard to spin the ball like dramatically yeah so i don't but it would be i understand why people especially older people and jake are into it yeah but i don't think it's anything that i'll be able to get into that said we are diehard fans of the dc pickleball going to say, it's fun to watch.
I watched them play pickleball. That was fun.
But when I have the paddle in my hand, I'm like, someone just fucking try to strike me out real quick. So my standard of what is real and what is not a real sport is if Jake can beat me in the sport, it's not a real sport.
Correct. And Jake whooped my ass in pickleball.
Just like completely crushed me.

And Stephen Shea is also really good at it. So with those two points of data, I'm going to say pickleball,

fun for some people, old people, and Jake's, but not a real sport.

Yeah.

That's fair.

Given my tennis and ping pong background,

I feel like if I put some effort into it, I could be a good player.

You could be pro.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Max Memes, you guys got stuff?

I do.

This is coming off of this past week. I think it'd be a good idea for me to get into cooking in this offseason.
Oh. Number one.
Wait, why is that related to this past? Number one, I feel about as unhealthy as I've ever felt before in my entire life right now. Well, you just played in the Super Bowl.
Yeah, I just played in the Super Bowl. And number two, come Tuesday, I'll be down $6,000.
Yep. So those are two things that, you know.
Rone already paid me, by the way. How do you do it? He paid me Venmo'd me.
All at once? Yeah, here's a quick update. Rone said that he refuses to ever watch that game again, so he paid me so you're on your own for the stream no i'm gonna pay i'm gonna pay i'm gonna pay paydays tomorrow i'm gonna i'm by tuesday no you don't have to do it by tuesday you can you can extend it we can do a payment plan no we're gonna we're it's gonna be by tuesday okay only fans no only fans if you, I'm definitely going to do the stream.
I also want to say that there's been about 100 people who have asked me for my Venmo, and I have not told. Well, what is it? If people were...
No, no, no, no. What would it be? No, no.
I'm not going to say it. Is your name Max Delente? No.
My name is... Is it Philly Mays? No.
Well, my... Oh, it's your real name.
It's my real name. Okay.
Batgirl? Memes? So you're getting into cooking and not opening up your Venmo? Yeah. No, I'm getting into cooking.
I like to cook, but with this job, I haven't had a lot of time. I'm going to get back into cooking.
It'll be healthier. It'll be more frugal.
And I just think it's a good off-season thing for me to do. All right.
You should do cooking videos, too. Yeah.
That's one thing that we don't have a lot of. What about Chris Cooks? What about Chris Cooks? Oh, Chris.
Yeah. The alliteration there works.
Yeah, it does. It does.
CC. Christopher.
Christopher. Yeah.
Christopher Delente or Chris Cooks. I like the name.
I like the name Aldante Delente. That's good.
Aldante Delente. Shout out Bubba.
We came up with that name. Yeah.
All right. That's a good list of memes.
I'll do mine. I'm going to get a physical.
Oh, let's go. I slept like two hours a day during football season.
So she's going to get a health check. Yeah.
That's it. It really does wear us down.
I don't. And again, BFT just said that we do have the best job in the world.
But there are moments where it's like, fuck, man, this is a long season. You know, one thing I've learned about sleep recently is that sleep isn't just like day to day.
If you sleep for five hours a night on a regular basis for like four or five months, and then all of a sudden you just give your body complete permission to sleep in as late as you want, your body tries to make up for all those hours that you missed. And sometimes all at once.
But yeah, Max, you said you're going to get a physical? Yeah, just one. I'd like the results of that.
We could read it on the show. We should all get one.
We should all get a physical. Let's all get physicals and do it on the show.
I need a couple weeks to get on a scale. Alright, so let's say physicals will be, let's do physicals right after March Madness.
Everyone will get a physical and then we'll release the results. Well, that's tough too because we eat like crap during March Madness.
Right before. I'm going to be cooking during March Madness.
I love when Jake, whenever we have March Madness and Jake's like, man, we're eating like shit. And I'm sitting there like, this is just like, what are you talking about? A burger and fries? That's lunch.
Yeah. Yeah, no, I know.
Sub. Yeah.

Like something normal.

We'll get an Italian sub and Jake be like, oh, I ate like such shit today.

It's like.

No, you didn't, Jake.

You ate like a man. Well, I'm eating a pint of ice cream.

I'm like, wait, we did?

Do we want to do one like on selection Sunday?

So it's before the big wave?

Yeah, we could.

Everyone has their physical before selection Sunday and we release our physical on Selection Sunday. That'd be fun.
Yeah. Okay.
We'll do a bracket. Yeah.
Our physicals can compete against each other. Yeah, okay.
So everyone's got to get their physical before Selection Sunday. What if we all got blood panels, too? Yeah.
Like full blood panels. Do the physical.
We'll all get physicals. I'm excited for a physical.
They're going to tell me i'm quick question yeah what goes what goes into a physical what is a physical i think they just check your like balls we're getting close to fd where they're gonna start checking our asses i don't want that no that that's that's the one that i'm worried about so if hypothetically i went to the doctor and they just put like their fingers in my butt, then I'm going to leave that doctor's office. I've just been basically telling myself for the last like 10 years that science will catch up to the point where I don't have to do that part and they can just scan it.
So I got two more years. I'm hoping that's the case.
Yeah. Okay.
So physical, huh? Physical before March Madness. We're all doing it um all right my list uh number one i'm i'm i'm gonna uh be a dad more which is nice um i miss my kids it was fun coming home from super bowl week they were very excited to see me but sundays like in the football season i leave my house at 11 30 in the morning now i could be be around all weekend.
So I'm very excited for that. I love my kids.
It's going to be very fun. I'm also going to try to microdose mushrooms.
That has nothing to do with being a dad, but I think that would help too. Maybe just start microdosing every day.
Can you get me some? Maybe. Okay, Billy's got me.
Here's one. All right, so reading is always on the list, but I never do it.
But I just put it on the list cause that's just I have a bunch of books I'm gonna read not this is my big one and I think people are gonna laugh at it but I'm gonna try to get back into Olympic weightlifting I did it when I was in my 20s I'm gonna start doing all the fucking weightlifting you talking like yeah cleans and jerks snatches everything everything what do you think about that that's that's kind of i've done it before i want to see if i can do it again i will probably end up being very very injured but yeah i hope not i hope not too i'm knocking on wood microdosing wall lifting And being a dad Is actually the perfect combo Yeah My kids can spot me Watch dad do this trick While I'm high on shrew It just It seems like It seems like Every Olympic style lift Is just designed To snap your lower back Correct No that is exactly What it is I it is. You should get into doing Olympic weightlifting, but on ridiculously low amounts of weight and super high amounts of reps, like five pound weights and just banging out some power cleans.
I'm not going to push the weights. I just want to do the exercises again.
I really did enjoy it when I used to do it. So I don't know.

What do you think, Billy?

Honestly.

Want to try to get into some ollie with me?

I mean, Olympic weightlifting, I even avoid just because of the injury potential.

Pussy.

I know.

Not me.

I'm in it.

That's pretty wild.

Yeah.

I'm going to do it.

I'm going to do it.

I'm going to fucking do it.

From what it sounds like across the board, we're going to be the healthiest podcast in the world. Yep.
Yep. In like three weeks.
Just wait. March Madness is going to sneak up on us and be like, well, we'll do those later.
No. Final four abs.
Final four abs floating right now. Yes.
All right. That's a good list, guys.
Hank. Oh, Hank texted us.
He said, I'm going to try to get the number.

He's never going to get it.

He also didn't text that.

But, yeah, he's never going to get it.

He's such a fucking loser.

All right, let's do Hot Seat, Cool Throne,

then we'll get to Justin Fields.

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So now he's resorted to such brutal backup positions as interviewing with the commanders. But it's at this point, I don't know what to think about Eric, but he must be the world's worst interviewer of all time.
I don't know what's been happening with him. A lot of people have pointed to it being a race issue.
At this point, I don't know if I can say that about Eric B. Because there's got to be some reason why he's been through this every single offseason.
And he's never gotten the gig. Everyone's been saying, like, baby, he wants to stick around and take over for Mahomes.
I don't think Andy Reid's going to be walking away from Mahomes anytime soon. But it's great to know that the commanders are probably going to benefit from that because we're personally on a record three-year-long streak of being the least racist NFL franchise.
So this kind of fits in right with that tradition. And I'm happy that we're going to get him him but still I'm a little bit concerned because I don't know what this guy has done over the years to not get a gig as a head coach elsewhere I think he's bombing him on purpose I really do because I think that being the offensive coordinator of the Kansas City Chiefs is better than being the head coach of like 20 franchises so he's like yeah I'll just go through the motions bomb this interview and then i'll get to go be the offensive coordinator of patrick mahomes and and keep piling up super bowl wings rings it would it would be funny if yeah i said yeah that that's bad for the health stuff that we're trying to do i think uh what if he just keeps bombing the offensive coordinator interviews on purpose too?

That would be the real tell.

That's how you know that he would be bombing it on purpose.

Shout out, Obama.

If he went through these other interviews that were less grandiose and still rejected those or didn't get offered those jobs

and kept going back to the Chiefs.

Yeah, so I guess Eric Bien-Ami is on the hot seat again.

And my cool throw is Derek Carr, who has just been released by the Las Vegas Raiders. He is a free agent.
He rejected, through his no-trade clause, a deal that would have sent him to the Saints. And I respect the hell out of Derek Carr for what he did.
I didn't think Derek Carr had that dog in him. He absolutely...
He was within his his rights but he never seems like a vengeful guy right he seems like a great forgiving guy who's like a good teammate i mean he reached out to like fucking henry rugs the day after he drove his car into somebody and was just like hey i just want to let you know that i love you you know love love the sinner hate the sin type thing but he absolutely was well within his rights yes to do what he did to the Las Vegas Raiders. And it makes sense because if he was going to get traded to the Saints, they would have required assets that they could have used in the future to build up a better team around Derek Carr.
So why would you screw over your future team by accepting that trade? So instead, the Raiders get nothing and they like it, And Derek Carr gets to choose his destination and he might not make as much money as he was going to make this year. He might make as much, but we don't know.
We don't know what the contract's going to be like, but he was willing to say like, okay, I know I'm not a hot commodity right now. My contract might take a couple million dollars in my pocket, but it's better.
And it's worth it. If I use this moment to fuck over the las vegas raiders franchise yes big big credits derrick carr that's more players should do shit like that where it's like no fuck you guys you didn't play me you didn't want me to get injured so you had to pay me guaranteed money fuck you guys i'm going to a new team and we're keeping all our draft draft picks i couldn't see like less of a cultural fit for derrick carr than going going to the – he's played in Las Vegas and now he's going to go play in New Orleans.
That's where Jameis Winston should be. Jameis Winston should now go from New Orleans to the Raiders.
That fits more along the lines of his style, wouldn't it? Can you imagine? I bet you if Jameis went to the Raiders, he would actually wear an eye patch during games.

Yeah.

He'd be like, what?

I thought that was what we were supposed to do. All right.
My hot seat is Ian Rappaport and Adam Schefter because Aaron Rodgers went on the Pat McAfee show and he said, I think Adam Schefter and Ian Rappaport are really good at their jobs, but when it comes to me, they don't know shit. so aaron rogers is doing his annual, I left the last game of the Packers saying, I don't know what's in the future.
I'm going to go into a four-day silent hut and do drugs. Why is everyone talking about me? It is my favorite part of the Aaron Rodgers offseason where he just is super vague, doesn't tell anyone what he's doing, and then he gets mad and is like, why are these people talking about me? Why is the media talking about me? Because, maybe because you won't tell us what you're doing.
Well, no, he has told us what he's doing. He's locking himself in a room.
He's drinking hallucinogens, and he's trying to figure out what to do with his life. He's at a crossroads in his career, just like he's been the last four seasons at this exact same crossroads.
Yeah. And Iowa must, ayahuasca must be like the best drug in the world because you just go into a room and you take it and then you come out later and you just go back to doing your job that you were already doing.
And you pretend like he gave you a relevation. Yeah.
So, um, congratulations to Aaron Rogers in advance for coming out of his retreat and realizing that yeah it's pretty cool to make 40 million dollars a year to be the quarterback of the green bay packers yes um all right so my cool throne is uh valentine's day so uh there was an article written on the new york magazine everyone should go read it it was quite a trip uh it was titled what was kyrie irving thinking so it talks about everything that has been going on with Kyrie Irving funny side note uh the the author kind of like delved into where the shift has come from Kyrie Irving and they attributed to uh when he was on the Celtics in the winter he was just going down YouTube rabbit holes with his best friend. Do you know what his best friend's name is? No.
Alex Jones. But not the Alex Jones.
His best friend is Alex Jones. It's not me.
How crazy is that? What a twist. They're like, Alex Jones, not the Alex Jones.
His friend Alex Jones, they went down YouTube rabbit holes together. So either way, Valentine's Day is on the cool throne because Kyrie Irving has been doing a lot of reading, a lot of studying.
He's been shouting out people on his Twitch streams. So the writer writes, Last spring while streaming Grand Theft Auto on Twitch, he name-checked the late Francis Kress Welsing, saying, She's one of those goats for me.
Irving said, One of those authors that represents a new paradigm of surviving the world of white people versus non-white people. And one of her beliefs is that in one of her books, she writes about black people dominating sports with large brown balls, such as basketball and football, with white people favoring those with small white ones like golf.

This person has not heard of Tiger Woods.

Either way, Welsing also floats a theory about white men who give their mothers boxes of chocolates

on Valentine's Day because of a latent desire to ingest chocolate with nuts.

So, Valentine's Day is canceled.

This guy's making a lot of sense.

A woman. It's a woman.
It's a woman. Oh, she's making a lot of sense a woman it's a woman it's a woman oh well she's made yeah she's making a lot of sense yeah what's this person yeah oh yeah billy's just like what's this person called like i just want to check it out real quick uh francis i fall into this i don't know but either way uh valentine's day is officially canceled because deep down in our brains we're trying to give give our mothers chocolate with nuts.
Okay. Big, big black, long pieces of wood, though, like in hockey.
That means white guys. That means French Canadians.
I don't know. I don't know.
That's what a Russian's dick is, like Rasputin's cock, was long, brown, wooden, and it said eaten on the side. Yeah.
So it was also uh part of the article one of a source close to Kyrie Irving was like he probably didn't watch the entire anti-semitic documentary probably dozed off a few times because it's like pretty boring and poorly put together so then they're going with that line of thinking it was it was a good article everyone should read it he is it did confirm I thought. Like, I think that he's very well-liked in locker rooms because he is a free thinker and he's really fucking good at basketball.
So people like him. Imagine being named Alex Jones and you're not the Alex Jones.
I mean, I guess that doing YouTube rabbit holes with Kyrie Irving is a pretty good backup. Yeah.
Billy, your hot seat, cool throw. My hot seat is Mark Davis's hair.
It's gone. What? Yeah.
I hate it all. I'm sorry to inform you guys, but Mark Davis has shaved off his hair.
No. You're a liar.
Oh, my God. There's no chance.
This is a national tragedy. I'm looking at it right now.

Did he actually shave it off? Yes, he did.

He was seen in public.

That's actually, that was another take that I had.

We lost PFC.

We lost PFC.

That's okay, but keep going.

Like Mark Davis' hair.

Oh, man.

But it's gone.

He surfaced, I think, around the Super Bowl, and paparazzi got him, and he's bald.

Fuck.

This is not right. Oh, my God.
We have to have Mark Davis's hair back. And my cool throne is balloons.
Yeah. Yeah.
That was wild. Well, uh, so it's not UFOs.
They're not UFOs. Well, they are technically they are until they aren't.
Yeah. So you identify them.
They're UFOs. Right.
But what's funny, I was talking to some of my buddies who are fighter pilots, and they're saying that UFOs encapsulate a whole large amount of objects. You have buddies that are fighter pilots? Yeah.
Well, yeah, me. Okay.
No, real ones. I met one spring break ones.
Oh, shit. Careful.
Real ones. Careful.
Damn. Careful.
They actually use that exact same software that I fly planes in to train actual pilots. But basically, everyone's going nuts on Twitter because they have to report the objects.
So they're like, we don't know if this thing has a propulsion system. So that made it sound like it was something extraterrestrial, but really just balloons don't have propulsion systems.
Right. You would be aware of this, right, PFT? I would be, yeah.
No, balloons, they operate because they drift along with the prevailing winds, and the helium or whatever gas that they have elevates them to about 60,000 to 80,000 feet, and it creates a very small radar signature, which makes it difficult to shoot down. It turns out that we tried to shoot down one of them, and we a sidewinder missile at it and we missed so that's we missed our first shot and no one knows where that missile landed i think it landed in east palestine oh that's bad what's going on there i know we on a real note like we we do this podcast is tied in throughout our entire history with Youngstown, which is close by.

Correct.

I've heard that they're dealing with some shit there.

I don't know.

Is there a place?

Because if I lived anywhere by that train right now, I would get the fuck out. I would get the fuck out because they're probably not going to tell you the truth.

And you won't find out the truth for a couple years.

But there's a shitload of people that just like you can't just leave everything and move. I don't know.
It's very fun. It's a bad situation.
Yes. Yeah.
Just burning chemicals into the air. All right.
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So, Jake, my last Roback question is, what's your hot seat cool throw? My hot seat is the Philly Special. Move over Philly Special.
We have a new cool Super Bowl touchdown play name, and it is called the Corn Dog. Yep.
Kadarius Tony's touchdown to take the lead in the Super Bowl this year. Andy Reid calls it Corn Dog.
Yeah. Yeah.
I'm going to sound really dumb and not like a football guy, so all real football guys just pretend that I'm not saying this out loud. Why don't coaches have simple play names for literally every play yeah why do you have to have sean mcveigh type plays where it sounds like you're reading the back of a shampoo bottle to get to the point of what the actual play is going to be just give them like two word names call it jolly rancher pudding corn any sort of food item and just everybody on the team knows exactly that play means.
That seems like it'd be way easier to coach a football game that way. And maybe I'm just dumb for not realizing why they don't do that more often, but that was my big takeaway.
Also, he might have just lied to Peter King because Peter King's, you know, he's the kind of guy that is interviewing you, and you're like, God, I will say anything to make him think that he gets a good quote from me,

so he'll just leave me alone and we can finish this off.

Yes, and the corn dog really fucked up the Eagles bad.

They just could not deal with the reverse motion.

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My cool throne is pitchers and catchers.

They report today for about half the teams.

We have a great interview coming out in the next few weeks with Christian Jelic.

So stay tuned for that.

And they unveiled the new base.

There's a new base that's much bigger.

I fucking love this base.

This base is so much better than the last one.

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You're going to see it and you're going to be like, damn.

Damn.

It's funny.

There's like a

picture floating around social media with a bunch

of beat reporters just circled around a base.

It's really funny.

Also, double cool thrown bowling guy.

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We might get him this time.

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4.17pm Eastern Time.

We're 9-5 Monday to Friday zone for the first time in a long time. So it's going to be the one.
USBC, this is Chad. Hey, Chad.
This is Dan Katz from Pardon My Take. You're live to tape right now.
I was calling. We interviewed Pete Weber, and we were wondering why he was not invited to the U.S.
Open. He didn't meet the criteria, and he didn't submit an application for an exemption.
So, but hasn't he won the U.S. Open many times? I feel like that's the criteria right there.
Well, if you go to the website, you know, like the U.S. Open in golf golf there's a certain criteria that you have to meet it's 10 years past uh winners for the last 10 years but it's it's pete fucking weber yeah i mean the folks that make the rules build the criteria and we follow it do you have the person who makes the rules i'd like to get them.
Well, ultimately, it's the rules and tournament team here at USBC,

and I oversee it, so you're talking to the right person.

Oh, okay.

All right, so if next year I fill out the application for Pete,

would he be eligible to be entered?

Because we feel like maybe he's being left out for some type of axe to grind

or gripe that you guys have with the most electric man in bowling history.

That's just not true.

He didn't submit an application for exemption, and he wasn't eligible under the criteria. All right, well, I'll talk to Pete and see if he's submitted an application, and then I'll call you back.
Good luck. All right, thank you very much.
All right, well, so now we've got to go to Pete. And then I've got to call the guy back up.
That guy was not budging. He was standing his ground.
That guy just gave you the classic bureaucratic answer, which is, well, he was not eligible by our bylaws that we've put in place to determine eligibility. Meanwhile, he is the bylaw guy.
Yeah. Also, you guys heard me say live to tape, right? Yeah.
Okay, good. All right, so we're good.
I don't know how the two-party consent thing works. It's live to tape.
It's live live to Tate. I said that.
I said it very clearly. I said who I was, and it's live to Tate.
He seemed pretty buttoned up. Yeah, well, PFT's right.
He's like, yeah, the people who make the rules, he didn't meet the criteria. He's like, well, who makes the rules? Well, I oversee it.
So you're the guy. So we got to make sure that Pete— You don't understand.
His hands are tied because as the rules and bylaws that are put into place clearly state Pete's not eligible this year. But if Pete didn't fill out an application, egg on our face.
Probably should have asked him that. Pete should not have to fill out.
It's insulting that they would make Pete Weber apply to be in the U.S. Open of Bowling every year.
I'm hitting up Pete Weber right now. This is an ongoing investigation.
So if Pete says he submitted an application, I will be calling this guy back every single day. So that's that.
A lot of answers. That was cool.
Yeah. All right.
Let's get to Justin Fields. Great interview coming up.
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Okay, we now welcome on a very, very special guest uh It is QB1, Chicago Bears, Justin Fields. I was going to try to wait and not creep you out, but I just want to start with saying I love you.
It's just love, right? But very happy you're here. Sponsored by C4.
You're here with C4. We're here with C4.
Perfect setup. Yeah, I guess let's just start here.
Are you him? You know, that's what people say, but I leave it up to the people. I don't, you know, give nicknames for myself and stuff like that, so I just leave it up to the people, you know.
But I'm glad to be here and appreciate y'all for having me on. Okay.
Do you have a nickname? Because some people around our office have taken to calling you Justino,

which I think it doesn't.

I've been called Justino a few times, so that's not a first.

Do you like it? I like it.

Is there any other nickname that you've had?

My dad grew up calling me J-Rock because I used to have a big head when I was a kid,

and I've finally grown into it.

But other than that, yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, so I'll set the stage here. Like, you are an incredible quarterback.
I'm very excited about everything that's going on with the Bears in the future. You also are in a weird spot because the Bears obviously have the first pick.
Should we do some smoke screens and pretend that you're going to get traded? You're not getting traded, by the way. I mean, I think so.
You know, I think, you know, get traded. Maybe I'll, you know, be the backup or, you know, teach the new guy, whoever's coming in.
Smoke screens. Yeah, love it.
But, yeah, I mean, whatever happens, happens. Just, you know, blessed to be in the position I am.
I'm in. And, you know, I just let God kind of handle that.
So, yeah. Yeah, because it has to be a little – I mean, I am – if I were running the Bears, I actually ran a mock draft the other day.
Yeah. And I think I traded the number one pick for three first-rounders this year and seven first-rounders next year.
Oh, wow. I don't know if that's going to happen, but I hope it does.
Yeah, if you want to give Ryan Pouls my number, I can walk him through how I was able to strategically do all that. But it's got to be a weird feeling because, you know, you played great this year.
The team wasn't great. And you also now are going into an offseason where you have the number one pick and a ton of cap space.
Is there like an excitement even though it's coming off the worst record in the NFL? No, I think it is. Of course, I finally have an idea of what our offense is.
So instead of just training to throw outs, slants, just the basic routes, I know what actions we're going to be using, what protections we're going to be using. So I can just focus on more in-detail stuff within our offense.
So I think me with the full offseason with that, with knowing the information that I do now about our offense and what we're going to be running, I think there's a bunch of excitement for next year. And even the guys on the offensive side of the ball,

they're knowing what we're going to be doing, what we're going to be running.

So, I mean, they can focus on just the details within the offense

and stuff like that and really just get that cleaned up.

Was there a specific game this year where – because it felt like it.

It was sometime maybe late September, early October

where everything kind of clicked and you were unleashed in this way

that we have never seen before. I mean, you were breaking records.
was there was there a moment in time was it a game plan like what what what exactly happened because it felt like it was literally a switch yeah I mean I think it was after the uh Thursday night game versus Washington um you know I think that might have been the switch where we went like four weeks in a row scoring like 28 plus points but um I mean yeah uh yeah, people don't usually look at it from this perspective. But, you know, we had a first year OC this year and, you know, he had to learn what we did well as an offense, what the O-line did well, what the receivers did well, what the running backs did well and what I did well.
So, you know, once we kind of all got that figured out as a whole unit, we were able to, you know, put up a lot of points on the board. So it was fun to see.
And hopefully we can kind of start the year off like that next year and kind of maintain it throughout the whole year. Yeah.
I read earlier today, and this kind of shocked me when I saw it, that you are the top jersey seller in the state of Wisconsin. Yeah, I did see that.
I did see that. So do you own Aaron Rodgers? I don't know if I own Aaron Rodgers if I haven't beat him yet.
But, you know, that just shows you how many Bears fans we have in Wisconsin. So, you know, of course the Bears fans are awesome, just the support they give us to our team.
And, you know, they show up to games that are feeling like negative 15 outside and still showing up cheering us on. So, you know, shout out to the Bears fans out there.
Do you like Bear Weather being the guy from the south? I find that, like, it would probably be difficult to adjust to yes yes it is very difficult to adjust to it especially with the wind um that's what i found out that's that's what it's all about is the wind you know it can be cold it can be 10 degrees with no wind you're fine but with that 15 mile per hour wind 20 mile per hour wind i mean you can't fight it's tough there there's something to be said i think about like your physical running style you're you're a big dude you're strong playing in that type of weather you inflict more pain on them than they do on you thing is about that weather is like when it's that cold you have to bundle up like put a bunch of layers on and stuff like that and your body's cold so you're not warmed up so I feel like way slower in that cold weather so it's tough but uh yeah I mean you know you of course want to try to stay warm on the sideline and stuff like that but I mean it's hard to stay warm in that weather warm-ups and stuff like that your hands freezing up so it's tough we're gonna clip that and just send it to anyone who says that we shouldn't move to Arlington Heights yeah I hope we just get a dome I don't care if we're at Soldier Field I don't care if we're in Arlington Heights I hope we get a dome on that okay yeah uh speaking of Aaron Rodgers I also saw just breaking news news like an hour ago. You got his phone number.
Are you going to prank call him? What are we doing with the phone number? No, I'm not going to prank call him. I really look up to him as a quarterback, him as a person, how he carries himself.
Of course, there's a lot of rumors like how he treats his teammates and stuff like that. But me getting to talk to Luke, who was in Green Bay for a period of time and kind of knowing how he was, you know, behind closed doors and stuff like that, just wanted to talk to him and kind of get his take on some things, of course, at the quarterback position and stuff like that.
It's funny you say, like, there's a lot of rumors on how he treats his teammates when you're just looking at, like, the guy who's probably responsible for 90% of the rumors. Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, Aaron Rodgers, he's a terrible teammate.
He's really mean to his teammates. Just be careful.
Just be careful. Yeah, for sure.
He might be doing something devious. I'll keep that in the back of my mind.
Maybe put me in. Maybe we'll go on a group chat, just the three of us.
Okay. So I can just watch from afar and be like, hey, back off, Aaron.
Yeah. I'm willing to do that for you.
We can get that done. Silent Guardian.
Yeah, exactly. We can definitely get that done.
definitely get that done Is there a play that stands out to you this year Or a record that you broke Because I feel like every week You were breaking some new record It was like no quarterback has ever run for this many yards While passing for this many With the touchdowns on top Is there a record that you're especially proud of right now? I would say the single game I think that was a pretty cool game Just with the amount of touchdowns thats that I had that game. I think I had like four touchdowns that game, so a lot of highlight plays, but I wouldn't say there's one singular play that is my favorite.
I would say like three, three or four, so I mean, that's not one, but I hope it's always like that to where I can't choose my favorite play, but definitely had a lot of great plays this year. Couldn't do it without my teammates, my coaches, so yeah..
What about – there's one bad play that we have to talk about, and I don't think this was your fault, but the Dallas game, when you jumped over – who did you jump over? It was Mike Parsons. I blame that on the all-orange uniforms.
So I don't think that was your fault. I think you just – No, that was definitely my fault.
I mean, it was such a funny thing because it was like i get what he's doing like he thought he was down but then when you play it back you're like shit he probably should just touch him with no i mean the last time i tackled somebody is seventh grade so uh you know you just forget the rules on defense when you know it switches that fast but um yeah i mean should have just touched my man mike it down i told him after the game i gave him one so he's gonna have to owe me one in the future. So I need some money, something for that, something.
I like that. Did you see there was an interview that came out with Micah Parsons today? Kind of weird.
They asked him, like, what's one weird fact about you? And he goes, I have a foot fetish. Oh.
He's like, I like toes. I could definitely hear that coming from Micah.
You know, Micah's a different dude. Micah, he's not going to hold anything back.
He's going to say what's on his mind. So I can definitely hear that coming from Micah.
Are you a foot guy? I'm not a foot. I wouldn't call myself a foot guy.
I'm not a foot fetish guy, you know. Okay, yeah.
I don't just look at feet. I mean, you got to have nice feet.
Now, don't get me wrong. You can't have dogs just walking around.
But, you know, I wouldn't call myself a foot fetish guy. Okay.
All right, good, good. We cleared that up.
That was the hardest question you were going to get. So this is a very dumb question.
But when you get loose on a play, are you just thinking in your head like, no one can touch me? I'm faster than all of you. No.
The first thing that goes in my head is, you know, don't take a big hit. Okay.
You know, they've kind of instilled that in me. So it's like I'm making sure that, you know, I can get down safely and be able to get get on to the next play.
But of course, you know, you have those situations to where, you know, it might be third down or you might be in the red zone trying to score a touchdown. But so you might have to sacrifice your body one or two plays.
But first thing that goes in my head is, you know, get down. Don't take a big hit.
And, you know, if I do see a crease in like a split second, then I'll try to stay up and go. But other than that, that's, you know, the first the first thing yeah I mean the like breakaway speed and some of those plays where you're just like blazing by people is so much fun to watch now a lot of people uh are haters online yeah so I want us to get on the same page because people will be like oh Justin Fields just a running back I usually tell those people fuck you I hope you die what's like what should I say maybe maybe the company line that we can get on the same page uh maybe a little nicer like yeah i mean i wouldn't i mean personally i wouldn't say you know if you i hope you die but uh but i'll do it for you but yeah okay um i don't know do something different you know usually i don't i don't pay attention to that because the amounts of you know people that are dumb online is just it's just crazy to me.
I mean, I've seen so many absurd takes about, you know, whatever topic. So, I mean, usually I don't pay any mind to that stuff or even pay attention to it.
But, yeah, I try not to be online too much. I try not to read about myself too much.
Try to just keep a clear mind and stuff like that and kind of focus what's going on in the building. So, so what I got from that is I got a reply, Justin's never going to see this.
Fuck you, I hope you die. I guess so.
If that's better, yeah. Yeah, okay, perfect.
He's not going to see this, bro. Slash, the passing game's coming because I know it is.
You made passes this year that were phenomenal. It felt like there were times where the offense, you know, there was was definitely some games where the talent roster to roster who you're playing was maybe a little overmatched I mean is that are you doing anything specifically in the offseason for the passing game uh to you know elevate that part of your game yeah I mean just focusing on my mechanics especially right now uh just started working out about a week and a half ago so really just focusing on my mechanics, I mean, when you're doing 50-yard runs and you have to get up and throw the ball, I mean, I'm tired.
Yeah. I'm tired.
Like, you know, Luke knows that. So Luke usually tries to call a run play for the running back the next play.
But, I mean, so maybe I have to, you know, just start running more throughout the season. But, I mean, there's some plays out there I'm running around and I'm dead tired after the play.
I i'm breathing in the huddle crazy so uh you know the guys know i'm tired but you know just uh working on my mechanics so no matter how tired i am just you know the ball coming out the same way i'm doing the same thing with my body to where you know i can just just get the completion so yeah okay we'll get back to justin fields in a second c4 energy is a secret fuel behind PMT. C4 Energy has zero sugar, zero calories, zero carbs with clinically studied...
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Yeah. It has been really fun to watch you this year.
And I went on the record maybe three months ago, I said, I would rather have Justin Fields than Trevor Lawrence moving forward. Do you think about like your competition that way? Do you look at where you stand? No, like the young quarterbacks in the NFL? You know, the same comparison is the thief of joy.
So I try not to compare myself to other quarterbacks. You know, they're in different situations.
Nobody's in the situation that I'm in. You know, all have you know different coaches different teammates so uh try not to compare myself at all so along the lines of you know PFT I love obviously watching you play is it creepy that uh we tape the show on Sunday nights after all the games so we usually don't get home till like 3 a.m uh is it creepy that I put my headphones in and watch your highlights while I'm laying in bed and just like smiling no I don't think so you know if that's what makes you happy and then yeah that's that's that's what brings you joy so uh no that's that's not weird at all I think there's actually you can find the tweets where it's so clear what I'm doing it's like three in the morning on a Monday morning and I'm just like I love Justin Fields yeah and there's like five replies being like dude go to bed to bed.
Yeah. What are you doing? That's awesome.
That's awesome. I mean, something to do.
One of my favorite plays that you had was in college, in college football playoffs. You took a big hit.
You got drilled right in your side. Yeah.
You stayed in the game. How many different times did people send you your own x-ray of your ribs and it's like, got that dog in them? I have seen that, you know, uh yeah i mean that was a crazy game uh but i mean i've definitely seen you know that x-ray that meme or whatever i thought that was you the first time i saw i don't know i don't know if i have a dog in me but i definitely got that well you're a vegan so i can't so i can't even eat meat bro yeah is that um is that something that you've been your entire life or did you make a decision at some point so during quarantine, so during quarantine, my parents did this, like, four-week plant-based diet, and I was just at home with them, so I tried it out with them.
It was me, my sister, and my parents, and, you know, after that four-week period, I liked how it felt, and I just kept going on with it. So, you know, I kind of worked my way into it slowly after that, so I would just be vegan, like, during the weekdays, and then I would, you know, have cheat meals during the weekends and then uh before my last year in college uh i finally made the full switch and kind of just stuck with it since then but you know every now and then when i go to like a steakhouse and you know they don't have a crazy amount of vegan options i might get like sea bass or something like that or salmon or something like that so yeah okay do you miss steak though i really was never a big steak guy, to be honest with you.
You know, and burgers nowadays, they have so many impossible burgers and, you know, substitutes like that to where, I mean, they taste the same to me. But to be honest with you, I've never really been a big steak guy.
Okay. All right.
What about the haters out there? Not us, but there would be some haters that would say, if you're not eating meat, then how can you truly be an alpha male uh if eating meat makes you an alpha male then shoot they i don't know i don't know that that does that but that's their opinion so sounds like a them problem yeah sounds like a them problem like sounds like a sounds like a 24 year old that mindset but yeah eating meat makes you alpha male then i guess i'm not an alpha male yeah it sounds like a 24year-old who's trying to mask for a lack of self-confidence. Or maybe like a 24-year-old that was a quarterback that's not in the NFL right now.
Exactly. That's trying to – okay, got it.
Hypothetically. I forgot to say, by the way, outside of the Bears, thank you for saving Big Ten football.
So you saved Big Ten football with COVID, and now in a twist of fate, Kevin Warren is with the Bears. Have you seen him yet? Has he been like, hey, Justin, you kind of put the screws to me there.
What the fuck, man? To be honest with you, I've seen him multiple times after that. I saw him after the Vikings game the first time we played him, and then I saw him the first day he was in the building after he got hired as a CEO.
So that hasn't even been brought up, He just came and said, what's up to me? You know, he's a genuine guy. Just the way he talks to everybody in the building, the way he talks to me, the way he talks to our equipment managers.
I mean, he's just such a genuine person. He's a smart guy.
And I'm excited to have him with us. Yeah, I mean, it is funny because you do get credit.
Like the Big Ten football season in 2020 was on the ropes it was canceled yeah and and you did you just get with all your teammates you're like I'm playing we're playing yeah I mean it was a it was kind of a big thing to where I got with a bunch of leaders around you know each big 10 team so you know guys from Penn State guys from Iowa guys from just different schools around the big 10 and you know we were you know trying to put this petition together and kind of talk about everything. So kind of did that.
And, you know, it ended up being a big thing. And, of course, it ended up working out.
So, I mean, that was awesome. And, you know, it was awesome that we got to play.
Of course, we didn't get the full season, but at least we got to play six games. And, of course, we made the playoffs.
By the way, back to that hit, after you get hit in that Clemson game, I mean, you went off I thought you were dead I didn't I mean how many plays until you felt normal again I didn't feel normal the whole game uh you know I tried to throw on the sideline but it's like when you're in that moment um especially like last year the year before that didn't make it any better to where we lost the game you know game ending pick uh miscommunication but so I mean we were, you know, grinding the whole offseason, the whole season, just trying to get back to that point. And, you know, when we saw that we were going to play Clemson again in the playoffs, we kind of already knew what time it was and nothing like I was going to have to die to, you know, get pulled out of that game.
But I mean, I didn't feel normal the whole game. I felt like a like a bowling ball was thrown by Thor and just hit me in the side of my ribs.
But, I mean, it was crazy. But, you know, just in that moment, just all the work we had put in, all the stuff we had gone through, just like you said with the COVID stuff, like, I mean, you only got one opportunity at that.
So, you know, just had to take advantage of that opportunity. And, you know, we ended up winning the game big.
So it was awesome.

Yeah.

Did it hurt as you were playing in the second half,

or was there adrenaline that was taking it?

Adrenaline, and then I got a shot.

So the shot kicked in a little bit to where it wasn't hurting as much,

but I definitely still felt it.

Have you thought about maybe just getting hit really hard in ribs during every game?

No, sir.

I mean, it was hurting like four weeks after the season.

Like I had to like draft training, I had to not do anything for the first four weeks, month to just, just let my body heal. So I was just getting straight treatment.
And then going into the draft, did you think you're going to go to Chicago or other places? I'm going to tell y'all who's like, what my mindset was during the draft. So I knew I wasn't going top three.
San Fran had told my agent that, you know, we weren't, they were going to take Trey. So I knew I wasn't going top three.
So, you know, Atlanta, they were kind of shaky on the quarterback situation. So I thought, you know, maybe there was a chance that I go there.
So Atlanta, they take my boy Kyle Pitts. And five, I think Cincinnati had five.
They went with Jamar. The next team that I thought I was going to go to was the Panthers.
So Panthers had eight. And they didn't choose me.
They chose my guy, JC, the nine, you know, the Broncos had the ninth pick and they chose Pat Sertain. So after nine, I'm in the house.
Like, I don't know where I'm about to go. I don't know where I'm going to end up because the next few teams didn't really need quarterbacks.
So then, you know, my agent called me, set the Bears straighted down. And, you know, that's when I, of course, got drafted.
But, you know, it was an was an awesome moment with my family glad I got to experience that with them and yeah but after really after four and eight after Atlanta passed on me and Carolina passed on me I had no idea where I was gonna go so it was kind of it was kind of nerve-wracking a little bit but you know ended up in Chicago and you know I love the city love the city of Chicago and everything it brings. At the time, did you want to go to Atlanta? I mean, it would have been sick to see you play just out of the, like, Michael Vick comparisons that would have naturally happened there.
But since you're from the South, did you want to play near your hometown? It would have been cool, you know. My dad had season six growing up, so I would always go to, you know, games with him.
But it would have definitely been like a story. Like even this past year when we played Atlanta, I just got so many flashbacks just driving around the stadium.
Just thinking about the, you know, different, you know, tailgating spots. Me and my dad used to go to when I was a kid.
So I was like getting emotional a little bit. I was like, wow, like I didn't think I, you know, could feel like this.
But it was awesome going back there, going back home and playing. But it would have definitely been cool to, you Atlanta, play for the hometown team for sure.
Yeah, yeah. But no, let's not put that out there.
You're a bear for life. Yeah.
Are you a bear for life? I'm a bear for life. Bear for life.
Okay, there we go. There's a quote, bear for life.
So in your first year, I'm actually going to take the high road right now. I'm not going to say anything about Matt Nagy.
That's very big of me yeah I'll ask instead just how nice of a guy is Andy Dalton and he's amazing I mean even this year he was texting me after you know good games that I had and said yo I saw your game great job bro and just his family you know his wife his kids they're amazing so Andy and Nick you know they taught me a lot last year just with you know the life of being an NFL quarterback. And, you know, he kind of took me under his wing.
So definitely very appreciative of that. And, you know, I wish Andy nothing the best but luck.
Yeah. So, you know, he's he's he's been he's always been great to me.
You know, always, you know, seeing the bigger picture, not really, you know, getting that confusion and, you know, just the situation we were in last year um not kind of get in the way uh with our relationship and stuff like that so always you know kept it cordial with me always you know was was kind of a big brother to me yeah uh let's play a quick game it's called uh you be the gm okay so you're the gm of the bears you're picking first overall yeah i'm guessing you're not going to trade yourself i'm not going to trade myself who Who you want I'm not going to trade myself you know um it just depends what pick we have so you know if we can get that deal that yeah first round this year seven first round yeah okay yeah so let's say that we did the big cat deal yeah we have a quarter of the draft next year and so you've got three first round picks who would you want to take with one of those first round picks? I'm going with my man, Jackson Smith and Jigba. You know, I've seen, I've seen him in action.
I've seen how he can separate himself like that. And, you know, his just body control is crazy.
And, you know, he didn't get to play this past year. He didn't get to show what he could do.
So, you know, I'm hoping he falls to us somehow. I don't know.
But we do have, you know, some help that we need in the trenches. So, you know, a lot of people are talking about us taking Jalen Carter or Will Anderson Jr.
So we'll see. We'll see what happens.
So I'm guessing we'll get one of those guys and, you know, maybe some guys in free agency. But, you know, one guy that I would love to have is Jack Smith.
Yeah, I like that. I always love the always love the connection like little new new age joe burrow jamar chase yeah for sure doing it here so uh i have the c4 question we're sponsored by c4 i've been drinking it all week uh it is delicious we've we are fueled by c4 here because yeah we literally have been having i've had c4 every single day probably the most productive week we've ever had it's true thanks to c4 um so you're a buckeye but you obviously started your college career at georgia can you walk us through kirby smart's decision to do the fake punt in the sec championship game one of the dumbest plays yeah i've ever seen i mean all i'm gonna let you guys know is in that time when he said that play was coming up, I was about to ask him, like, Coach, are you sure? But at that time, the competitor to me is just like, he called the play, so let's go.
But I was this close to asking him, like, Coach, are you sure you want to do this? And right when I got on the field, I'm talking about all the Alabama players pointing me out. Hey, hey, hey, it's a fake, it's a fake, it's a fake.
They knew it was a fake. I mean, I've never been out there on punt.
The first time in my life I've been out there on a punt formation. What was the yardage again? I'm not sure.
I think it was like fourth and one. Fourth and one.
Fourth and one. Fourth and one.
Fourth and one. Eleven.
Fourth and eleven. so you're saying fourth and 11 and everyone on i was very close to asking him like coach are you sure you have to do this but i was like no i'm not gonna do that like that had to have sucked to have the entire alabama team just pointing right at you being like that's the only guy yeah uh you know you don't really see you know me back there at all uh so that was, of course, you're going to notice that.
So, yeah. Yeah.
It played out like it played out. And, you know, I was gone after the Sugar Bowl.
Yeah. Maybe he thought it was fourth and one.
That would make a lot more sense. Yeah.
It would. Yeah.
I don't think he did. I hope he didn't.
But, you know, he's having a bunch of success right now. So props to Kirby.
He's a great guy. And, you know, his family's great, too.
It's funny. He does a good job with the media.
He's always, like, energetic with the media, but he's very polite. And then some of the pregame speeches and halftime speeches started to leak on the Internet a little bit.
Yeah. I mean, that's how he is before every game.
Every game he's like that. He's going to make sure they compete in practice.
So he's a juice-up guy. Of course, he was a former player at Georgia.
So know, he's he's not scared to shy away from any worries. He's going to get the team ready to play and ready to go.
And he will mother F you until he can't anymore. So you know, he's a he's a great guy.
And that's that's kind of how he rose. That's kind of his motto.
He's going to, you know, be be hard on you and make sure you you give your all. So yeah.
Yeah. We've got a a theory on this show.
It's not really a theory. It's a scientific fact that no quarterback that's wearing a visor has ever won a Super Bowl.
Now, we might be very wrong about this because by the time this airs, Jalen Hurts wears a visor. Yeah.
I mean, if they win Sunday, then he'll be the first. Yeah.
Has that ever occurred to you, though, that you're against for this year that's actually a a great point i've never thought of that yeah so and when you wear a visor like let's just be honest it's you're not doing it for any reason other than you look really fucking cool right and i mean i have gotten poked in the eye a few times but um yeah mostly it's a swag yeah right exactly i mean everyone who's ever played yeah yeah yeah got up with the visor

yeah i mean yeah for sure most definitely for the swag okay so if if the eagles do lose maybe we think about getting rid of oh yeah i mean if you guys bring up that point then we we gotta take it into consideration numbers for you think about it yeah or you could maybe just go through the whole season and then in the super bowl not wear it yeah that works just for that game yeah That'll definitely work for sure

Alright so

I feel like you know And then in the Super Bowl, not where it lies. Yeah, just where it lies.
Just for that game. That'd be fine, too.
Absolutely. Yeah, that'll definitely work for sure.

All right, so I feel like everything I know about you

and everything that the public knows about you,

you're a really awesome dude, genuine guy,

obviously incredible on the field.

What's something, like you have the platform now,

what's something people don't know about you

or get wrong about you?

Don't know about me or get wrong about me. Besides that, you don't have a get wrong about me besides that you don't have a foot fetish yeah i don't have a foot fetish um does not have a foot fetish people that don't know about me i don't know that's tough like what are your you know hobbies or like something that we you know i need to start golfing more uh i want to be a good golfer i feel like i'm naturally talented at golfer but you know golf takes a lot of practice a lot of skill so i just i never golf bro like i just need to get out on the course um you know i'm planning on attending these golf events later in the off season so i i need to get out there and of course you know golf is a such a popular sport with with everyone that i need to get out there but uh you know everybody golfs nowadays but you'd be a sick i want to give y'all something something more than that something more in depth yeah you'd be such a sick golfer i can you know get that top golf and hit it pretty far but other than that like my mid-range shot is terrible like with the nine hours but you don't practice yeah i don't practice you practice yeah um pga hmm one thing y'all don't know about me i don't know i feel like i just do the main main stuff like on my off days i'm a big you know movie guy i'll watch a lot of tv shows and kind of just uh kind of hang out at the crib with my you know two dogs uno and deuce and and kind of kind of chill so i don't do much um i like to travel a lot uh i like to you know go to different restaurants and you know try different foods and stuff like that but um okay i'm kind of a a simple guy i don't simple guy.
I don't, I don't really do too much. I like that.
I mean, that's a good answer. What's your, by the way, your dogs are cute.
I follow them on Instagram. That's not creepy because they're public.
Um, for sure. Yeah, I do.
Yeah. They're cute.
They are. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
I love your dogs. Uh, what's your favorite TV show? My favorite TV show? Um, I've watched a lot.
So, uh, just the ones that come to the top of my head are you know i think my favorite one on netflix is um uh money heist i don't know if you guys have seen that okay this is a good one uh one of my top ones for sure just got done watching wednesday a couple of months ago i like that show it's different but yeah i liked it uh i'm watching bmf right now so i just hate how a new episode comes out every week it just makes me wait i'd rather just kind of kind of go through it and, yeah, just watch it all the way through. But that's a good show.
And those are all the ones I can think of right now. But usually, like, once I finish a show, I'll try to click on a random show, hope it's good, and, you know, try to roll like that.
Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. What about music? Music? I'm a big R&B guy.
But, you know, I do listen to pretty much all to hip-hop R&B I listen to country like gospel I mean I listen to all sorts of genres so I can't really choose you know a few artists but I definitely like to switch it up a bit and kind of switch up the vibes and you know just just kind of drive drive around and just you know listen to music sometimes in the house I always have music playing so yeah I read that you also had a 3.9 GPA in college are you smart are you a nerd high school I still haven't graduated college yet am I a nerd no um I would just my dad actually uh would shave my head he shaved my head in ninth grade because I got a C so I wouldn't I wouldn't get that I'm I'm showing him school ball like what lesson did he think that was going to teach you to not get a a C, get better grades. I mean, the first time we did it was when I was in seventh grade.
I think I was acting up in math class or something like that. He shaved my head at home.
We went to Walmart, got me a nice, all-gray sweatsuit. Had some army stuff on the sweatshirt.
Got me some Walmart shoes, some starter shoes, and and the sweat pants came up to right here had to wear high white socks with the starter shoes i mean the second i walked into school i'm getting roasted on you know what i did i walked straight out to school i literally i just walked out to school and just started walking on the road like i literally like ran away from school i was walking for like four hours and this random lady pulled up on the side of the road and was like uh aren't you supposed to be in school and i mean my plan was walking to the fire station i don't know what that was going to do for me but i just had it trying to find an adult yeah i was trying to find something but i just knew i wasn't trying to go back to school to get roasted on i mean i'm talking about the second i walked into the gym because we had uh intramurals before school so you know i'm going there to play kickball or whatever before school started. And the second I walked in there, I'm getting roasted on.
Boom, by everybody. I'm talking about a little kid named Jordan Booker pointing at me.
Oh, shout out Jordan. Shout out.
I mean, he's my boy. But, you know, we used to always get on each other when we were kids and stuff like that.
I'm talking about he pointed at me, started laughing, his little high-pitched voice laugh. And I was like, nah, I'm not going through this today.
Boom, close the door, walk right out of school. So, I mean, it was good memories.
I always look back at that time and laugh now. But, yeah, I mean, that's what taught me to don't get no bad grades, don't get no Cs, A's or B's.
So are we shaving our head if we lose to the Packers? I'm not. You can.
Okay. Maybe.
I mean, yeah, okay, maybe I'll have to start doing that to motivate myself to be a better fan. Yeah, I'm not doing that.
But I'm good on that. I had one last question.
This has been awesome, man. And thank you to C4 for setting this all up.
They've been hosting us all week. I know you're doing stuff with C4.
What are your thoughts on adult autograph seekers? Adult autograph seekers. I'm fine with them.
I just, you know, I don't like how some of them sell them. Like, just if they're for your kid, if they're for your, you know, family members, just be honest about it.
But there's so many. I feel like you can't even trust them now.
It's because they're, you know, going to get your autograph, go sell it on eBay. And, of course, you know, those that I have, the memorabilia stuff, like, you can't do that.
So it's just like, you know, nowadays I try to just find kids in the crowds and, you know, sign it for them. But, you know, nowadays they'll have they'll have anybody come and do it for them.
They'll have their kids, their grandmas. You know, you see a grandma in a wheelchair.
You're thinking that she just wants an autograph, but she's going back and handing it to her son. All right, baby, here we go.
Let's sell it on eBay and that. So, I mean, it's tough now.
But, you know, just just just try to, you know, sign it for, you know, fans and kids most of the time. What about an autograph signing if somebody came up to you and maybe they paid money or they got in for the autograph signing? For free.
They got in for free. They got in for free through a player that's in the NFL.
They got them in. You're done for the day with your autograph signing.
You've done your bid, and then this person comes up to you and is like, hey, Justin, can I get a picture with you? I know what situation we're talking about. Are we talking about a certain situation right now? No, no.
It's hypothetical. Yeah.
I'm just making this up. Yeah, yeah.
Why? Have you been in a situation like this? I've been in a situation. I was hoping I would see my man today.
Yeah. Is he here? He might be.
He's here. He's over there.
He's over there. Come on, Jerry.
Get up here. Come on.
Get over here, bro. Get up here.
We right this wrong. Goodness gracious.
Yeah. Come on, man.
Look at this. So, Jerry.
You want to know B for sure? Yeah. Let's know that.
This is beautiful. Yeah.
Why not? Okay, yeah. Sit down for a second.
I want to tell the story. So, look.
So, you know, there was a set time to where we were taking pictures for people who pay for pictures. And then after we left that set, there was a guy with me the whole time.
And, you know, people would come up, yo, can I get a picture? And he would tell people, like, sorry, you can't do it. You have to pay for it.
So, my bad. But when my guy right here came up, I'm thinking he's going to say the same thing.
But he walked away. So, I'm like, oh, oh, yeah.
And then, boom, got a picture. I mean, you know, at the time, I didn't know who he was.
So, I was kind of confused to where, like, that guy who I was just with, you know, where he went. So, I just took the picture with my man.
Yeah. Yeah.
You know, I was, you know, at the time I didn't know who he was. So I was kind of confused to where like that guy who I was just with, you know, where he went.
So I just took the picture with my man. Yeah.
And he cried about it on Twitter. He tried to curse you.
Yeah. It came back on TJ.
I was like, sheesh, like right after I saw the video online. But you live and you learn.
And, you know, I promise you after that moment, I don't think I've ever said no to a picture because i because i don't want that you know yeah that you know well reputation so yeah it sounds like you have a very reasonable explanation of what happened and jerry kind of took it as a personal affront he was being unreasonable i just feel so embarrassed right now i was i was i was hoping before i came here i was like i hope he's here so i can can just talk to him. But glad I got to finally say something to him.
His story is correct. Okay.
Look at that. He was done with his autographs and stuff like that.
In his case, he's right. He's right about that.
Okay. So are we good? Listen, I think this is just water under the bridge.
Now there's talks about Jersey Jerry moving to Chicago, new contract coming up. So I'll have to support.
Yeah. I'll have to support.
Yeah. So for me, water under the bridge, listen, it was in the moment.
I got about seven autographs that day. And I should be grateful for that.
I got a bunch of pictures. We do have a picture.
So maybe after this interview, we can take one like we're smiling. Yeah.
We we're gonna take a good one after the interview yeah for sure a good ending to the story but no i was listening to interview he's a he's a good guy yeah all right love that yeah well justin this has been awesome man yeah appreciate y'all for having me yeah yeah thank you man we were you this was an awesome time and uh thanks i don't i don't even jerry justin brought a bunch of footballs to sign so that's on him yeah Yeah, but you might get one. One thing I will say, though, and Big Cat could attest to this, my autographs are always personal.
My picture is personal. Like I don't try to sell the autographs on eBay.
I'm not that guy. Yeah.
I know guys like you wouldn't do it, but just like random guys, I just want to make some extra money. What about Jerry? You never wish injury on any players in the nfl right uh baker mayfield okay all right sorry thank you justin yeah i appreciate it so much justin fields is brought to you by omega accounting solutions attention small business owners you may be eligible to receive up to $26,000 per employee through the employee retention credit.
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Okay. I hit up Pete and I said to Pete, Hey Pete, did you fill out an application for the U S open? They said you didn't.
And that's why you weren't able to attend. If you filled one out, I will get back on this guy's ass and get you justice once and for all.
So we'll see what he says. Okay, that's good.
I think we're going to get to the bottom of this, and it will be a cool day in hell before we let up on this quest. Yes, yes.
All right, let's finish up. Guys on Chicks.
We do have some breaking news. Breaking news.
Chris, can you please do the cow? Sorry, Max. That's a fat cow.
That's a cow that needs a salad. AJ Brown responded to Juju Smith-Schuster by saying, First off, congratulations.
You all deserve it. This is lame.
You was on the way out the league before my homes resurrected your career on your one-year deal tiktok boy he admitted that he grabbed you but don't act like you're like that or ever was but congratulations again oh that's nice but i like that that was the blake griffin like double no disrespect yeah i like that i like that okay uh oh my god oh my god what i'm looking i'm looking at the picture Mark Davis right now. I like that.
Okay. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

What? I'm looking at the picture of Mark Davis right now.

It's tragic.

He looks like an infected nipple.

It's tragic.

It's very tragic.

What if he loses all his powers now and the Raiders start to suck?

Grow the hair back.

Grow the hair back, Mark.

Reminder, Friday, we're on vacation.

Dungeons & Dragons. Tune in.
Also also watch on the youtube who's reading it memes or chris chris max okay guys on chicks hi big cat pft and crew my boyfriend of three years has a habit of not getting up to go pee in the middle of the night he uses an empty milk jug to piss in it's weird but it's never bothered me until my family found out about it my dad got him a hospital bedpan to pee as a present how do i get him to stop this oh this guy rules this guy rules i i i like the move because like i've done it before in college most people find themselves for the first time in a situation where the bathroom is like all the way at the end of the hall and you don't want to go down there so they start you know they pee in a bottle every now and again but doing it like in a in a long-term relationship i think it just it sets the standard right now you guys are going to get old one day and you're not going to be able to make it to the bathroom other guys out there are going to have to resort to wearing diapers but not him because he's read he's got years of training of peeing into a bedpan at his bedside already yeah and i nothing worse than waking up take a piss and you like break your sleep you know where a lot of times you can wake up and you're like you can piss while still sleeping uh but yeah you got it this is great this is great this more more power to this guy back in the victorian era like old-fashioned bedpans were like a sign of high class love it love it love it yeah piss jugs is pretty classy it was the best to be like fat as hell and and pee inside your bed it's basically my rock it's basically my yeah It's basically everything I like to do. Go ahead.
Next question. What's up, boys? Especially Batgirl.
Sorry about the Eagles' loss. Not.
Oh! I'm constantly yelling at my boyfriend to wash his hands after he takes a piss. He always says, I didn't even touch my dick dick is clean is this a war i'm not going to win or is he in the wrong yeah no he's in the right so i never i never wash my hands after i piss yeah i wash my hands before i touch my dick yeah that's i do when i'm at the office or in public of course home no the hand you didn't have to tell us, Jake.
We knew that.

Wait, Jake, we know, but that is shocking

that Jake just admitted,

Jake, that's honestly gross.

We were doing a bit, and you actually

admitted that you don't wash your hands

at home after you pee.

You fell for it, Jake.

And then you go eat

with those hands, Jake?

Jake.

Jake's walking around at his house with piss all

over his fingers yeah gross oh sick so sick um all right next question sup father of three pretty eyes pft lottery loser and everyone else my

Like that

You know what just looks like hanks out here fuck. Fuck him.
Yeah, fuck him. My boyfriend is going on his first family vacation with me this summer and he's super pissed about it.
He said we could go on our own vacation any other time because he's a baseball coach and he's missing a week of the season. Am I wrong for making him go with us? And when is the right time to stop going on vacation with my parents? Also, someone's battery, the computer battery is about to drain out.
Do you have a charger? Do you have a charger? I have a charger. Here, take a charger.
Yeah, you can. All right.
Real answer. Well, fake answer.
Yeah, this is fucked up.'s baseball season what the hell real answer you're gonna have to just suck it up dude and start going on family vacations with your your wife's family or your girlfriend's family like that's just part of being in a relationship so i'm confused this guy's a baseball coach he's a coach and so for his job and then he's having to leave his job for a week yeah to go on a vacation yeah do we really need vacation boy hank here to to back him up yeah i mean your job's being a baseball coach i feel like you've got to be a baseball you got to be there for your team yeah yeah all right it's kind of like think about it think about being a player on that baseball team and your coach is yeah, I got to go on a vacation with my girlfriend's parents in the middle of season.

What kind of message does that send to the boys?

I think he, though, it sounds to me like he's most mad about the vacation with the family part.

I think it sounds like he's concerned that he's going to have to be quiet while having sex on a vacation.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Blow jobs. Yeah.
There you go. That's the way to do it just be like don't worry honey i'll just blow you every night all right last one uh hi ball boys and bald pftd and bald pft another bath related question for you i'm not bald my boyfriend about six months.
I'm not fucking bald. We are both in our mid-twenties.
He's a very nice and normal guy, except for one thing. He takes baths in his own bathtub wearing his bathing suit.
This is Jake. He says that because the tub has jets, he feels weird being naked and wears his bathing suit because it's hot tub time.
Not only does this seem incredibly strange to me, but I'm concerned he's not washing his man region. I asked him if he takes a shower after his hot tub time and looked at me like I was crazy and said, why do I need to shower? I just took a hot tub.
Should I be worried? I kind of wish he was just masturbating in there. Thanks.
Yeah, this guy, he just needs to try it once because it fucking rules. Like, why would you want to be...
Why would you want to be bathing suit in your own bath? He's scared he's going to fuck the Jets. Oh, is Dick's going to get sucked up? Yeah.
Yeah, you're right. He is.
He's definitely afraid of that. Wait, he's scared that his dick's going to get sucked into the Jets? No, no, no.
It's to stop himself. He's going to fuck the Jets.
Yeah. Oh, like putting your dick on the Jets and then having the...
He's afraid he's going to get fucked by the Jets. No, he's going to fuck the Jets.
He's going to have Zach Wilson. He's scared of himself.
Yeah. Okay.
Yeah. Got it.
So, yeah, maybe he's just, maybe he's just embarrassed. Yeah, he's never embarrassed.
Yeah. He sounds like he's embarrassed to have his dick out there.
Yeah. Maybe he doesn't like, it's a good possibility that he doesn't like looking at his own dick, which I don't know where that, like, that would come from psychologically.
Maybe he just doesn't like looking at his own dick.

Maybe he's like, I'm so straight that I won't even look at my own penis.

Yeah.

I mean, a dick in a bathtub does not look great.

He definitely fucked the Jets once and then realized he could never do it again.

So he just wears the suit to make sure he doesn't do it.

Yeah, you're right.

I think Billy nailed it.

All right.

We pre-taped the lottery ball with Hank. Didn't we? Yeah, we did.
Just a shout out. Did you get it? Yeah, by the way, the fact that we did last show, I had forgotten.
He spent the end of last show saying he's not a troll, and then we went back to ourselves in the studio, and he was like, congratulations on hitting the Eagles future. So he's the definition of a troll.
I fucking hate him. Let's see if he gets it guys.
He'll get it this time right. Love you guys.
Okay. We're still it's still February 3rd.
We're doing all these numbers because we're taking this week off Hank have you ever gotten this I have not ever gotten this. Okay.
Number 69.

Nice job.

PFT.

17.

16.

20.

This is going to be it.

Should have been sitting back like that, Billy.

Billy.

He can't think of another number.

Someone's getting in here.

Billy, I don't think 45 is in the machine.

We said that two minutes ago.

Thank you. Billy, I don't think 45 is in the machine.
We said that two minutes ago. Ooh, 30.
30. Fifth time.
Fuck. Love you guys.
Crack it, I was going't sleep their tongues out. Coming for your love of great Sorry I'll be coming for your love of great Feelings to stay

On your head

But I feel so let it wait

So let it end

Like it's okay

Say after me

Like the value to be saved and sorry

Say after me

Like the value to be saved and sorry

You're me

You're me

You're me

Thank you. It's over.
Oh, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, I'll be coming to you anyway. I'll be coming to you anyway.
I'll be coming to you anyway.

I'll be coming to you anyway. Thank you.
Take me out

Take me out Take me out Take me out Thank you. Take on me.
Thank you. I want you to be on me.