The Chiefs Win Super Bowl 57, Fastest 2 Minutes + Max & Rone Recap The Heartbreak From Inside The Stadium

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Speaker 1 See Mintmobile.com. On today's part in my take, Super Bowl 57.

Speaker 1 Losing my voice. It's been a long Super Bowl week.
We're going to recap the game. We got boomers for you.
We got fast two minutes. We're going to talk about everything.

Speaker 1 Max is en route to coming back to the house, so we will hear from him.

Speaker 2 He might just go to Mexico.

Speaker 1 He might just go to Mexico. We'll get a very drunk, sad Max.
I'm a sad boy as well.

Speaker 2 I'm thinking it's going to get Angry Max.

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Speaker 1 super bowl 57.

Speaker 1 We go out to State Farm Stadium for Super Bowl 57 in Glendale, Arizona as What's the Frequency, Kenneth Gainwell woke the crowd out of its REM sleep, getting down to the one-foot stipe as Jalen Megahertz amped them up for the first touchdown.

Speaker 1 And then the Chiefs responded as Travis Trick Kelsey made it a great day to be alive for Chiefs fans, scoring a 16th postseason touchdown that no one ever thought would happen in the media in a million years, ever.

Speaker 1 And the Chiefs keep rolling, but Harrison Bucker, in a touching tribute to my good friend Elon Musk, targeted the far-left fake news Washington Post, and doink, boink.

Speaker 1 But don't be disturbed, Philly. The Eagles drove back as AJ Brown with a sickness scored

Speaker 1 another touchdown for the Eagles, hoping to bring home a new medal for his trophy case. And the Eagles get the ball back again and fumble.
Fumble.

Speaker 1 Whap!

Speaker 1 As Nick Cannon Bolton brought new life to Chiefs fans who will get to think about that play for another nine months before the next season. Whap! Fumble!

Speaker 1 And Palin Hurts bounces back as people can see him rushing from their house into the end zone. Was Donna Kelsey happy? I don't know.
Juneau? I don't know. Alaska.

Speaker 1 And we'll kick it to massive Rihanna fan Jake Marsh for his halftime show analysis. At halftime, Rimama found love in a hopeless place.

Speaker 11 She's pregnant, Tege.

Speaker 1 It would only be a few hours until Big Cat could be telling Max, Bitch better have my money for the ticket, that is.

Speaker 1 Despite the double-digit lead for the birds, all of the lights were on State Fart Stadium as we would soon find out who's going to run this town tonight. Kansas City or Philadelphia.

Speaker 1 This game was being played in the desert, so there would be no need for my umbrella. Ella, Ella, Travis Kale, say, say, no need for my umbrella.
Ella, Ella, Jason Kale, say, say.

Speaker 1 The performance would then be over, and the second half would determine who would be shining bright like a diamond Super Bowl ring all offseason. Thanks, Jake Marsh.

Speaker 1 That was an incredible halftime recap.

Speaker 1 And while some thought he'd get sent home early from Super Bowl, Patrick Mahomes took more shots at halftime than Michael Irvin and the Torradol kicked in as the Chiefs responded early.

Speaker 1 And on third and 14, Lane Johnson and the rest of the Bald Eagles marched down, and Dallas One Nation under Goddard made a catch of allegiance, bringing Drake Elliott onto the field and said, Imagine if I never split the Proskies for a big, big deal goal.

Speaker 1 But Mr. Fourth quarter, Kadarius Rucker Tony, and I only want to be with you.

Speaker 1 Juice Schuster got through all the hits as Tyreek Hills watching sadly from home.

Speaker 2 Talk about a dolphin's cry, Boom.

Speaker 1 The Philly offense wasn't done yet as I took a page out of Rihanna's SNM playbook, moving the chains and tied it up real good. But stop me if you've heard this before.

Speaker 1 There was too much time on the clock for Patrick Mahomes, who drove down the field for the game-winning score to seal it for the Chiefs. Let's go down to the field with Super Bowl MVP Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 1 Patrick? Yeah, thanks, Boom. You know, we fell back

Speaker 1 We were falling behind. But what's my favorite thing in the world? Ketchup.
Wowie-Pizowie, we dumped a little purple drink on Coach Reed, and it's kind of funny because I was leaning pretty good.

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Speaker 1 Hope Max liked the champagne.

Speaker 1 Thanks, Patrick. And that is it.

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Speaker 1 Super Bowl 57 in the books. Congratulations to the Kansas City Chiefs.
They are Super Bowl champions. Patrick Bahomes, MVP.
He now has two.

Speaker 1 It was an incredible, incredible game. We're going to get Max in here.
He's actually on the way back from the stadium. So once he comes in, we wanted to make it as raw and real as possible.

Speaker 1 So we'll get his first instant reaction. But let's talk about the game here.
That was an awesome, awesome game.

Speaker 1 And I know that people are going to be upset about the last flag that essentially ended the game with James Bradbury getting called for a hold.

Speaker 1 James Bradbury admitted that he held him afterwards. So he said, it was a holding.
I tugged his jersey. I was hoping they would let it slide.
So I'm not even going to complain about the officials.

Speaker 1 The only thing that I felt like we watched an unbelievable game back and forth, and we got robbed of a potential

Speaker 1 insane ending where the Eagles had a chance to answer the Chiefs. But

Speaker 1 all that aside,

Speaker 1 I'm sad. The Chiefs were the better team.
They were. And Patrick Mahomes and that offense and that offensive line and what Andy Reid did in the second half.

Speaker 1 They scored on every single possession in the second half. They were the better team, and they win Super Bowl 57.

Speaker 2 So Patrick Mahomes,

Speaker 2 two Super Bowl MVPs. He is the first quarterback to win the MVP of the regular season, to go on to win the Super Bowl.
All those accolades, and we can also add tough motherfucker to us.

Speaker 2 I think he's officially, he's a tough motherfucker now, right?

Speaker 1 He is a quintessential gamer. So here's Patrick Mahomes, the start of his career.
So he's been in the NFL five years as a starter.

Speaker 1 Five straight championship games, five straight division titles, five straight 12-win seasons, five straight Pro Bowls, two Super Bowls, two Super Bowl MVPs, two NFL MVPs. The dude is in fucking sane.

Speaker 1 And this game, like at halftime with the Eagles up 10, Patrick Mahomes, like that first drive when they came down, he even had, I think it was like maybe a 10, 15-yard scramble in the red zone.

Speaker 1 Like he was just doing it all. He just did it all.
And that offensive line for the Chiefs was insane because like if you're an Eagles fan fan right now, you're sad. We're going to hear from Max.

Speaker 1 I was sad about the future, but that's gambling. Like, money comes, money goes.
It was more that I'll just never be in that spot again.

Speaker 1 The Chiefs' offensive line and their offensive game planning, like, they made the Eagles' defense look bad. They didn't get any sacks, and that was supposed to be the strength of their team.

Speaker 1 And it was, they didn't do anything all night.

Speaker 2 That's what I was worried about, that they, that that offensive line was going to be so disrespected during the week that they were going to be like barking at them people yeah random people assholes just like screaming at them out of nowhere uh they they did feel like they were uh they were disrespected they were kind of ignored they were talked over and uh they responded big time so you talked about the change in the half so this is per uh Karen Williams, pro football talk, I believe.

Speaker 2 She said the Chiefs had the ball four times in the first half. They scored seven points on offense.

Speaker 2 They have the ball four times in the second half, and they scored 31. It was actually technically 24 points.
Heck of a job making halftime adjustments by the coaching staff of the Chiefs.

Speaker 2 And it was the adjustments.

Speaker 2 On offense, the receivers were getting open at will. In the first half, it looked like it was going to be...

Speaker 2 If the Eagles can figure out a way to limit Kelsey to like under 200 yards and three touchdowns, then the Eagles are going to be able to win.

Speaker 2 But in the second half, the receivers got involved, and people were like, oh, they don't have Tyreek Hill all season.

Speaker 2 They were missing Miko Hardman, who I think his wife gave birth to a baby like this morning. The Chiefs had had three babies born

Speaker 2 in the last 18 hours. Should be illegal.
It's insane. Should be illegal.
They must have timed that out. They must have timed it out for Super Bowl babies.

Speaker 2 And that's like the exact opposite of what we've been talking about on the show.

Speaker 2 We always say, like, it's awesome when players have, like, you always hear about guys that are like, yeah, I'm timing my baby for the offseason so it doesn't interfere with the regular season.

Speaker 2 He was doing a you. Yeah, yeah.
But Andy Reid zigged while everybody zagged. And he's like, I want everybody fucking, what would nine months before the Super Bowl be? I can never tell you.
Jake,

Speaker 1 can you look that up?

Speaker 6 I believe it's December.

Speaker 1 No, no, it's in May. It's May.
In May. April, May.

Speaker 2 At OTA's, Andy Reid's message to the team was like, go home and get your girls pregnant immediately.

Speaker 1 So they're in May.

Speaker 4 So it's like Mother's Day, right?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. Perfect.
Here we go.

Speaker 2 So Andy Reid gave some good advice. That's why he's one of the GOATs.
And the Chiefs, yeah,

Speaker 2 credit to their coaching staff, too, for being able to scheme up all that shit in the second half. Getting guys like Tony Sky Moore contributed.

Speaker 1 Well, first of all, it's crazy they were able to plan these pregnancies because as Travis Kelsey told us, no one expected him to be here. No one does.

Speaker 1 That was like Kirby Smart probably was sitting at home just being like, yeah, Travis, this is how we do it. We play the disrespect card, even though we are the favorites all year.

Speaker 1 But, yeah, no, the Eagles. It felt like they ran zone and were getting picked apart.
And Patrick Mahomes, even with the gimpy ankle, was able to step up in the pocket and find ways.

Speaker 1 And then they, I think they switched to man. Someone who watched the All 22 can tell me

Speaker 1 on the two red zone touchdowns where Andy Reid called one play and then just called it going the other way for the next touchdown. Like they were looked so confused.

Speaker 1 They basically had a guy go in motion and got completely lost in the shuffle. And it was, it really was.
Like if you're an Eagles fan,

Speaker 1 It's you can be upset about the penalty because we all just wanted to see like a classic ending for a game that was phenomenal.

Speaker 1 But at the end of the day, your defense gave up 31 points and your defensive line got no sacks. Like Jalen Hurts played his fucking ass off.

Speaker 1 He played outside of the fumble that was obviously very costly. It was the only turnover of the game.
It was an instant touchdown. The Eagles' defense is what let them down.

Speaker 1 And it was Patrick Mahomes being Patrick Mahomes and being the best player in the NFL.

Speaker 1 Remember when we were getting into the AFC Championship game and people were trying to have the discussion? Like, there's no discussion. There's no other guy.
Patrick Mahomes is the guy.

Speaker 1 He has two Super Bowl wins in five years. He is 27 years old.
He's fucking insane. And the Chiefs, I really do think this.
Like, I know I could be bitter and sad.

Speaker 1 And I know there's probably some sickos and perverts who were hoping that I would be like the saddest boy ever. We'll wait till Max gets here for that.
The Chiefs were the better team.

Speaker 1 They made more plays down the stretch. They were able to convert in big-time situations.
And that second half, they dominated.

Speaker 1 Like, it was so easy for them to move the ball in the second half, whereas the Eagles, like, the Eagles' offense looked good, but the Chiefs were able to make one or two stops.

Speaker 2 If that was the difference in the game, the Eagles also, they felt like they got a little conservative offensively in the second half, touching tribute to, what's his name, Rupert Murdoch?

Speaker 1 Yep. Who was in the crowd? Who was struggling to open up his hot dog?

Speaker 1 That guy is so rich and so old. Can we have someone just be on standby to get his hot dog unwrapped?

Speaker 2 Jerry Jones pays people to hang out to clean his glasses.

Speaker 2 Rupert Murdoch, if you're that old, there should be somebody on retainer that just goes out there and chews your food for you and just spits it into your mouth.

Speaker 1 Baby birds.

Speaker 2 Baby bird style. But yeah, they got a little conservative on offense in the second half.

Speaker 2 But that's kind of like, you know, if you're able to run the ball and you're to the Eagles and the game's close, you're probably going to stick with that.

Speaker 2 Jalen Hurts played so good.

Speaker 1 He was incredible.

Speaker 2 He had some incredible passes. The one to Dallas Goddard on third and 14.

Speaker 2 And that was almost like the turning point of the game was almost Nick Siriani not calling a timeout when the clock was ticking down.

Speaker 1 And then the Andy Reid, and then they challenged that Dallas Goddard and Andy Reid lost a timeout. We're so like, oh, that could be significant.

Speaker 2 So Nick Siriani had a moment. They showed him on the sidelines.
The clock was ticking down. He knew he was about to lose five yards on it.
And you could just see the pain in his face.

Speaker 2 It looked like he was watching the national anthem again. He was trying to figure out, like, I don't want to give up a five-yard.
I can stop this, right? I have the power to stop this penalty.

Speaker 2 And he's like, No, I just gotta, I gotta let it roll and we'll trade the yards because I'm gonna need that timeout later.

Speaker 2 That was almost the biggest play, but then the uh, the pass that that Jalen Hurts threw, where he dropped it in the bucket on Dallas Goddard, was just amazing.

Speaker 2 Like, there was six inches that he had to fit it in at that point, and just perfect catch. Uh, and yeah, it was a great game.

Speaker 1 It was

Speaker 2 I'm a little bummed out about James Bradbury

Speaker 2 admitting it, yeah.

Speaker 1 Because,

Speaker 2 not just like, you know, for the show, but it's important for Eagles fans to be able to bitch and moan and have a scapegoat in the referees about that. And he took that away from them.

Speaker 2 He took away all the... He probably saved that referee's life, actually.

Speaker 1 He did. And, you know, it was one of those things that, like,

Speaker 1 it's... It's one of those calls that if you want to call a penalty on every play, you probably can.
And I think people were more mad that it was a very clean game.

Speaker 1 There was no offensive holding calls all game. Like, both sides played a pretty clean game.
They let them play. I don't think there was any past interference calls.

Speaker 1 Like, there was, yeah, it was an entire game. No roughing the passer, either.
No roughing the passer. Well, they didn't get to Jalen Hurts.

Speaker 2 They didn't hit him. I mean, to Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 1 Yeah, the only sack in the game was actually Jalen Hurts running out of bounds, one-yard loss. That was the only sack.
Like, it was a very...

Speaker 1 There was so much action, and it was played at such a high level. And that's really all it comes down to: is you just wanted to see the game ended on the field and not with a ref.
But again,

Speaker 1 James Bradbury said, you know, he tugged on him. And

Speaker 1 that technically, it can be called a penalty. And again, I don't think if you're an Eagles fan, as disappointing as the way that ended, your defense is what really let them down.
Like they didn't,

Speaker 1 that passer, what did they, they set the record or second most sacks all time.

Speaker 1 They didn't get, it never even felt like there was maybe one or two times all game that that it felt like Patrick Mahomes was in serious trouble.

Speaker 1 And I mean, if that's, if you only are giving him that type of pressure one or two times, like he's Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 1 He had a couple of big-time runs and he was able to make plays with his feet when he needed to. And he is the best player in the world for a reason.

Speaker 1 Unfortunately,

Speaker 1 what I said leading up to this has become true, where in five years from now, we're going to be like, hey, actually, you know what?

Speaker 1 I'm going to take it back because Jalen Hurts played well enough that that doesn't count anymore.

Speaker 1 Like, remember I said that in five years from now, we'll be at a bar and someone will say, remember when Patrick Mahomes is an underdog to Jalen Hurts?

Speaker 1 Jalen Hurts asserted himself as he was, the stage was not too big for him.

Speaker 1 Even the drive, even when he fumbled, which ends up kind of costing the game because you have that fumble and it becomes a touchdown, he took the Eagles down the field running the ball.

Speaker 1 and scored to answer that. Like he was, he did everything that he could have done to win that game for the Eagles.
It's just the Eagles' defense was not able to stop Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 2 I would like to award the very first ever part of my take LVP instead of the MVP. The LVP of Super Bowl 57

Speaker 2 was the field. Yeah.
It was the grass. So bad.

Speaker 2 They put in new grass two weeks ago. Guess how much they cost? Guess how much the entire turf cost.

Speaker 1 $4 million.

Speaker 2 Well, no, it's $800,000, which is still.

Speaker 1 Let me do that again. That's

Speaker 1 $8,000.

Speaker 2 $800,000.

Speaker 1 Multiply it by 100.

Speaker 2 You were way off on that one. Yeah, they put in brand new turf, and

Speaker 2 it's like a new type of grass. I looked it up before the game because the guy that creates this grass, he grows it for golf courses.
That's like his job is to develop new types of grass.

Speaker 2 He developed this specifically in the last couple years to be used to play football on. And it's called Tahoma 31 Grass.

Speaker 2 And then they started to do a victory lap about installing this new grass before the game came out. So, like, there were articles in Sports Illustrated.

Speaker 2 There were like, there were two articles that I read today in big media publications talking about how great this grass was and how, what an awesome job Roger Goodell did getting this together and like looking out for the players, making sure it's the premium shit.

Speaker 2 And it was mid. That grass was mid.
It was so good. So, you know, Big Cat, you thought it was expensive grass.
Yeah. It was actually, it was just, it was just a shake.

Speaker 1 It was actually the Oklahoma State University, where the grass came from, tweeted before the game, the Super Bowl is being played on O.K. State turf grass.

Speaker 1 See what ESPN has to say about the special variety of turf.

Speaker 1 Right now, at the time of this taping, has over 2,000 quote tweets. People are just roasting the grass.
It was awful grass.

Speaker 2 Everyone was slipping the entire game. All the players changed shit at halftime.
I think the Eagles kicker, I think it was Jake Elliott, slipped on a kickoff on his plant foot. Yep.

Speaker 2 Worst grass I've ever seen. Worst grass in the Super Bowl history.

Speaker 1 Uh-oh.

Speaker 2 Oh, we got the boys coming back in.

Speaker 1 The boys are coming back in.

Speaker 2 Memes led the charge.

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Speaker 1 Max and...

Speaker 1 Yeah, put some Pringles out. I told Hank to put Pringles out.
Let's put some Pringles out.

Speaker 2 Hank's been out of the production game for a while.

Speaker 2 He's not down to the shit with us.

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Speaker 1 Reset. We'll talk more about the game.
Max and Roan have entered the building.

Speaker 1 Max already looks like he's going to cry. He's been crying.
Oh my God.

Speaker 1 This is.

Speaker 1 How would you like to start?

Speaker 3 There's not much to say.

Speaker 2 It's funny because like on the ride back, I'm sure that Max had thought about what he was going to say on the show, and he just has nothing.

Speaker 2 He's just like, his mind is just, it's his, like, his brain is battling itself to try to figure out how to get out of this.

Speaker 1 Max, there's not much to say, but we are on a podcast, so you have to say something.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 This is making me feel so much better about losing my ticket that I get to watch this.

Speaker 3 Yeah, it was tough.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 How much of the result would you put on yourself for the last 24 to 48 hours?

Speaker 1 We're going to have to set the scene for that. Okay.

Speaker 1 Okay, I'll set the scene a little bit.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 Max went out last night. We went out with Max.
He was basically at about, I'd say, 5 o'clock yesterday, Max's mind went to a place where he just didn't want...

Speaker 2 the rest of the weekend to exist before the Super Bowl. So he was trying to time travel to the Super Bowl.
So what do you do to time travel? You just get hammered as shit. And so Max went out,

Speaker 2 had a few drinks last night, including some champagne that you were sipping.

Speaker 2 You were sipping champagne with your pinky up at the bar. Cheersing.
Cheersing people.

Speaker 1 Shouldn't have had the champagne. And then

Speaker 1 they brought champagne to the to the table, and I jokingly was like, oh, Max, I have champagne, let's do some. And he grabbed it out of my hand.

Speaker 2 It was like, cheers, go birds. Yeah, yeah.
And then last night,

Speaker 2 in the car ride back, Max was struggling to keep it together,

Speaker 2 might have spit up on himself a little bit.

Speaker 1 He puked on himself.

Speaker 2 Just a little bit. It was just a squish of vomit.
And

Speaker 2 he said one thing about me is I could fuck Hank up a hundred times.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that is still true.

Speaker 11 That is still true. Yeah, that is true.

Speaker 1 Anything is still true. You can still fuck up Hank.

Speaker 3 I was a bad guy last night.

Speaker 1 And you were a bad guy. You're a really, really bad guy.
And then

Speaker 2 if it couldn't get any worse, you woke up this morning and you lost your phone. And this is probably, no, definitely the worst possible day of your life up to this point to have lost your phone at.

Speaker 2 So you had to go get a new phone and you almost were late to kickoff.

Speaker 1 I feel like you had

Speaker 3 sitting in the stadium two hours before.

Speaker 1 Okay, so

Speaker 1 Roan, let's hear from you because Max has to collect his thoughts. Like, collect your thoughts, Max.
Think about it. Think about what you want to say.
Roan, talk us through.

Speaker 1 The last six hours of your life.

Speaker 11 It was,

Speaker 1 it felt so good at one point.

Speaker 11 It felt so good, and it got to a point of feeling so bad.

Speaker 11 And there was a point where I had a flashback to when I was a child, and I thought to myself, like, maybe I could be the 50th president of the United States and play in the 50th Super Bowl.

Speaker 11 And I just, like, it was like this, this random flashback to a culmination of aspiring to something more and then just realizing that since I ever wanted that, my life has been a series of so many failures of things that I want.

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Speaker 11 Tasted, and in some ways, it makes the Super Bowl that we won five years ago just a fucking delicious bag of heroin that we tasted once that we'll never be able to taste again that we're just chasing after in this.

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Speaker 1 A halftime video. You guys were on the moon.
We were up 10. We were up by 10.
I was feeling the same thing. I was feeling

Speaker 1 I was feeling a level of comfort that I shouldn't have felt at any point.

Speaker 1 As soon as Mahomes went down the field, though, to start the third quarter, did you guys have the realization that like, oh, fuck. Like,

Speaker 1 this is going to be a problem. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 I think I went 20 minutes on the stream without speaking.

Speaker 1 We couldn't stop him. We couldn't touch him.

Speaker 11 We're supposed to have the best defensive line in the league, and they weren't anywhere around him, dude. It was so depressing because that was supposed to be our bread and butter historically.

Speaker 1 And you can't be considered historically good if you can't touch the quarterback in the Super Bowl. That's when it mattered.

Speaker 2 I want to know what was the reaction from you two when Mahomes, it looked like he got hurt in the first half. I mean, he did get hurt.
He was limping off the field. He was in a lot of pain.

Speaker 2 What were your thoughts in that moment?

Speaker 3 I didn't really think that he wasn't going to come back in. I basically was like, it's a Super Bowl.
They're going to do whatever it takes to get him back in.

Speaker 3 So that didn't even really cross my mind that much.

Speaker 11 And we were so positive. We would never root for injuries.
We were talking to every Chief fan we saw, saying he's a tough son bitch. Yeah.
Because he is a tough son bitch.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 I said I would turn off injuries if I could.

Speaker 1 I can't, but I would have.

Speaker 2 Let's embrace the debate because we talked about this before. We got is he a tough son bitch or is he a tough motherfucker?

Speaker 3 Looking back, I wish he was hurt.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, I mean, I do too, actually.

Speaker 1 That's honesty.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Yeah.
In the moment, I was like, no, I don't want him to be hurt. Right now, I wish his ankle fell off of his body.

Speaker 1 Totally.

Speaker 11 So they need to be investigated for what they put in him.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 I mean, he got whatever the next level of shit that you can get. injected into your body.

Speaker 2 They developed a new drug that they tried.

Speaker 11 They were parasiting to Peyton Manning's wife. Yes.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 2 It was insane.

Speaker 1 It never happened.

Speaker 3 There wasn't a single limp in the slightest.

Speaker 11 It was an okie doke. Dude, they pulled an okie doke on us.

Speaker 1 They acted all hurt.

Speaker 11 They like limped a little bit like he was old and injured.

Speaker 1 No, he's not. It was brutal.

Speaker 2 Max, can you also tell the people at home what it is you're wearing right now?

Speaker 3 I'm wearing a nice shoes.

Speaker 2 Let's start at the shoes. We'll go shoes up.

Speaker 3 I'm wearing the Taylor Heineke shoes.

Speaker 3 They're good shoes.

Speaker 1 I like the.

Speaker 1 Yep, which I told you not to wear.

Speaker 3 Well, I wore them the first two playoff games.

Speaker 2 You're wearing shoes that you got because you guys lost.

Speaker 3 They're good shoes.

Speaker 2 And then the pants?

Speaker 11 I'm wearing

Speaker 3 the puke sweatpants.

Speaker 1 The big pants. The pair of shoes.
Correct.

Speaker 3 I'm also wearing jeans underneath of these sweatpants that I wear.

Speaker 11 You're wearing two pairs of pants.

Speaker 3 Wearing two pairs of pants.

Speaker 1 Oh, I know why.

Speaker 2 Why would you wear two pairs? I know why.

Speaker 1 Two pairs of pants, Max.

Speaker 2 Tell us why.

Speaker 3 Big Cat said that he was going to get me into the Eagles after party if they won. So I didn't want to wear the big sweatpants to that after party.

Speaker 4 I was planning ahead. That's smart.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 That was smart.

Speaker 2 I mean, if it had happened, then you would have looked like a genius. You would have changed the game forever.
Do you guys. People all across the country wear two pairs of pants.

Speaker 1 Do you guys have any regrets? Because I have one regret. I actually,

Speaker 1 I don't regret

Speaker 1 not hedging. Because

Speaker 1 it's gambling. You win, you lose.

Speaker 1 You're a big boy. You know, you play with the team on the field.
I do regret chirping the Chiefs' O-line. That was a mistake.
Hand up. Shouldn't have barked at the Chiefs.

Speaker 3 They were massive. This was really good.
They were massive.

Speaker 1 Bro, you were there, yeah.

Speaker 11 We saw them and they were massive. Like every one of them, and I should have known them that they were fucking massive dudes and they ate the Eagles alive.
It was like a black hole, dude.

Speaker 11 Everything just disappeared when we went into their O-line.

Speaker 1 It was so bad.

Speaker 2 Can you guys tell us about the halftime show in person?

Speaker 3 Rihanna

Speaker 1 is hot.

Speaker 3 It It was cool because we were winning at that moment in time.

Speaker 3 So it was fun to watch Rihanna.

Speaker 11 We were whispering a lot of positivity to each other.

Speaker 6 We're like, we're fucking about this.

Speaker 11 These cars are motherfucking. Were you guys

Speaker 11 about to fuck these dudes up?

Speaker 1 Were you guys thinking

Speaker 1 it was over? Because I wasn't.

Speaker 4 Were you like, what time should I text Big Cat?

Speaker 3 Yeah, were you tickets? No, that didn't cross my mind one single time.

Speaker 1 Okay, be honest.

Speaker 3 But I did think that we were going to win.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 4 I have a question.

Speaker 4 Yes, you guys were both. I know Rowan went out last night too.
He was a little bit hurting. You guys got to your seats and you were just blasted by the sun.
How did that feel?

Speaker 3 The sun was an issue.

Speaker 3 Sun was a big, big issue.

Speaker 11 Especially with two pairs of pants on. I was wearing two pairs of pants.

Speaker 1 I was sweating. I was uncomfortable.
It hurt.

Speaker 3 I had a headache.

Speaker 1 Now, I also heard,

Speaker 1 because you guys were, you were drinking through it. I heard I got a live update that when the doink happened, you might have spilled like half your beer on a Chiefs fan.

Speaker 3 I spilled a lot of a beer on the Chiefs fan.

Speaker 3 He was a really nice guy, and then he was really, really mad at me when I spilled the beer.

Speaker 1 Was it a celebration spill?

Speaker 3 It was like,

Speaker 3 yeah, it was the doink. So I was sitting down holding the beer.
Fresh beer. And it was like, oh my God, he missed it.

Speaker 2 And then it just...

Speaker 1 That

Speaker 1 went over this, guys. Shout out to the doink gang.

Speaker 2 Shut the fuck up, Hank.

Speaker 2 You shut the fuck up because that doink, Hank celebrating in my face with the bet that I put him on, and he only took the doink because he knew I was taking no doink.

Speaker 2 And that was the dumbest bet I think I will ever make in my life.

Speaker 1 And I got it.

Speaker 2 It was,

Speaker 2 I had to put a lot of money on it to make a little bit of money, but I wanted it to be exhilarating.

Speaker 1 I got triple fucked by the

Speaker 1 doink.

Speaker 2 Max's stomach is doinking on him.

Speaker 2 I got triple fucked by the fucking doink because one, I bet against it. Two, I bet over three and a half field goals, and that would have made it four field goals on the day.

Speaker 2 And I forget what the third reason was. I think it just

Speaker 2 brought me down to a dark place for a considerable amount of the first half.

Speaker 4 It was a great doink. Shut up.
The actual sound of it.

Speaker 1 Hank has been really mean.

Speaker 2 Probably greased up the poll.

Speaker 1 Since we got back, he's a bad guy. Hank's a bad person deep down too.

Speaker 1 He has a dark, bottomless pit of a soul. I told him, in all seriousness, there's no cameras on.
He was just firing off tweets, dancing on Philadelphia's grave.

Speaker 1 And I just, I said to him, Jake heard me. I was like, I hope when you're golfing 36 holes on Tuesday while we're still working, that a snake bites you and kills you.

Speaker 4 I have another question, if that's allowed.

Speaker 1 Yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 4 The fans.

Speaker 1 You have two days to live. Ask as many questions.

Speaker 4 The fans of Philadelphia flipped over a car before the game.

Speaker 4 As representatives of the city, what cut your thoughts?

Speaker 1 That was cool.

Speaker 3 And you're the fucking worst. And I fucking hate you so much.

Speaker 1 Yo, no, Max could beat your ass. Do whatever he wants to do.
Max could just beat your heels. One thing about him.

Speaker 2 That's the thing about Max.

Speaker 3 The only thing about me is I would beat the fuck out of Hank.

Speaker 1 Oh, man.

Speaker 11 And it would do numbies, too.

Speaker 1 It would do numbies.

Speaker 4 And we were at a party last night, and

Speaker 4 it was funny. I was laughing.
He was saying this to people who had no idea about the context.

Speaker 1 Like, they were talking.

Speaker 4 He just walked up.

Speaker 1 He was like, one thing about me is I beat the fuck out of this guy. And he was like, what?

Speaker 1 One of the funniest parts. Don't worry about him.

Speaker 2 One of the funniest parts

Speaker 2 at the party last night was there was a mentalist there that was doing card tricks and mentalism.

Speaker 3 That guy texted me during the game, by the way.

Speaker 2 And so Max sees his mentalist come up to us, and immediately he gets like full erect because the previous mentalist that we had on, O's, did numbers on the part of my take YouTube.

Speaker 2 And so Max saw this guy and he saw numbers. He's like, a mentalist? Fuck yeah.
I'm going to get this guy's info. So this guy starts doing these tricks for us.

Speaker 2 And then it comes time to do one of those things where you're like, he has you write down something on a card and he does a bunch of other stuff with that.

Speaker 2 And so Jake had been watching him perform his whole routine. And Jake was just like blown away, blown away by it.
And the guy turns to Jake and says, all right, Jake, tell me, who is your favorite?

Speaker 2 Athlete of all time. Don't say it, but write it down on this card.
And Jake is like so excited. And he's like, oh, I know exactly who I'm going to write.
Obviously, he was going to write Derek Jeter.

Speaker 2 And so he's getting ready to take the card. And then Max just pushes Jake aside.

Speaker 1 He goes, no, I know my favorite player.

Speaker 2 And he stole the trick from Jake so he could write Shane Victorino on the seven of diamonds.

Speaker 1 And did the guy get it?

Speaker 2 And then, well, yeah, the guy got it because

Speaker 2 mentalists are incredible. But Max was just, you were...

Speaker 2 I think you went to a point. I'm sorry, Jake.

Speaker 2 You went to a point where the only way that you were feeling a little bit insecure about the game, but the only way that you could get past that is to put on this cloak of invincibility and just be like, fuck it, we're going to win.

Speaker 3 I thought we were going to win.

Speaker 4 I will say, though, not to keep harking on Maniac Max last night, but again,

Speaker 4 party, casual people, people come out to say, what do you think about the game? And I was like, birds. Birds are going to win.
There's no way they lose.

Speaker 4 And then Max would go to an outburst and be like, no, fuck this guy.

Speaker 1 Don't listen to this guy.

Speaker 4 And then

Speaker 4 I was like, he started talking about paying the money back. I was like, why are you preparing to lose? He goes, everyone prepares to lose.
I was like, no, no, no, they don't.

Speaker 1 Not guys who drink champagne.

Speaker 4 The Eagles, the Eagles players don't prepare to lose.

Speaker 1 They prepare to win.

Speaker 11 They lost to the best quarterback of all time.

Speaker 1 They got to prepare to win. Oh, yeah.
I like that. What do you think about that, Hank?

Speaker 2 Let's have the discussion.

Speaker 1 He's got two Super Bowls. Yeah, in five years.

Speaker 4 See how he goes.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 He's got a shot.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 you guys both owe me $6,000.

Speaker 11 Yeah, how should we do it?

Speaker 1 However, you want to do it. I don't care.
I'm going to need it. I'm going on vacation for about five days this next week.
I think Monday is

Speaker 1 President's Day. So Tuesday, I'll need it by Tuesday.

Speaker 11 So Benmo does $3,000 a day, I think, is the limit.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 11 But I also think that we should do something. Yeah.
I don't know what it should be. I don't know if it's a live stream.

Speaker 1 I think a live stream would be good.

Speaker 11 Live stream where we are like maybe something to get them.

Speaker 4 Last stream you watching, walking in and handing them.

Speaker 1 No, no, no, no. They should do.
No, no, because you don't actually have to pay me by Tuesday. Max, you do.
Ron, you don't. No, no.

Speaker 1 What if

Speaker 1 they should live? You guys should have to live stream the Super Bowl.

Speaker 2 Yeah, they should live stream watching the Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's what you should do. And

Speaker 1 you can open up your Venmos, and if people have pity on you, you guys will watch back the Super Bowl.

Speaker 11 And we can just do like trials and tribulations throughout the live stream. Like, be like, okay, well, we're like cam pigs who who are just like doing whatever people say for like $20.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Second half, you have to show feet.

Speaker 2 That'll get the money going.

Speaker 11 Oh, my God.

Speaker 3 Jalen Hurts did look really good.

Speaker 1 Jalen Hurts was phenomenal.

Speaker 3 That's one thing that you can walk away is being like, no one can say anything bad about Jalen Hurts anymore.

Speaker 2 The only thing you can say bad,

Speaker 2 it continues our take that a quarterback with a visor, no Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's true. But no, he was.

Speaker 1 I said it before you guys walked in. My fear that I expressed on Friday of people saying, like, you know, remember when Patrick Mahomes is an underdog to Jalen Hurts in the Super Bowl?

Speaker 1 That doesn't really play anymore because Jalen Hurts did everything outside of the fumble, which was backbreaking. Yeah, but.

Speaker 1 But everything else, he was absolutely spectacular. The Eagles' defense completely.

Speaker 1 And that's more credit to the Chiefs' offensive line and Patrick Mahomes, but that's what let you down. Like, you can't.
James Radbury even said that that was a penalty.

Speaker 11 Totally. He thought he could get away with it.

Speaker 1 That was what are you guys thinking in that moment? I mean, I.

Speaker 11 We had a chance to get the ball back, go down the field, and score. Even if he just doesn't take the penalty and they score on us, at least we have a shot.

Speaker 11 We tried to let them score after that, so at least we would have our fate in our own hands. I don't think that they would have even completed that.
So it would have been a field goal.

Speaker 11 We can go and try and get a field goal.

Speaker 3 It was like the moment. It was such a quick

Speaker 3 cheer, celebration. Yes, we finally got to stop.
And then you just, I just saw that, that fucking yellow flag

Speaker 3 float onto the field, and it was

Speaker 11 just backbreaking.

Speaker 1 It was backbreaking.

Speaker 11 It was like being on the top of a Mayan temple, and a guy is just holding your fucking heart in front of you as you die.

Speaker 11 It just like you saw it ripped out, and it's just like the moments as you die, and you just saw it happen in front of you, and it was just over.

Speaker 1 Did you cry, Max?

Speaker 3 No, there was.

Speaker 1 He did, he cried a little.

Speaker 3 Be honest. My brother called me on the car after, and he was talking, kind of talking it out.
And there was a moment where I almost thought I was going to burst into tears.

Speaker 1 What did he say? Like, cry, cry. What did he say? You can cry now.

Speaker 3 No.

Speaker 1 But you can.

Speaker 1 No, it's fine.

Speaker 2 Did you cry?

Speaker 1 You look like you're about to cry out of anger at all?

Speaker 2 Like when you guys were winning? Because I could also see you crying. I wasn't excited.

Speaker 11 But

Speaker 3 it was never a moment of like

Speaker 1 you. I could,

Speaker 3 I don't even know.

Speaker 1 No, but Matt, it's okay to cry because think about it. Like, you may never get to go to an Eagles Super Bowl ever again and potentially for free.
Like, if the Eagles win that game, right now,

Speaker 1 you not only got a free Super Bowl ticket, but you are most likely

Speaker 1 in your jeans partying with the team. Like, you would be, you and Lane Johnson would have had the greatest bear hug of all time while you're just like,

Speaker 1 the team I love just won a Super Bowl and I'm with the guys.

Speaker 3 Yeah, that would have been pretty cool.

Speaker 3 I don't know what else to say.

Speaker 3 This is a bad, bad feeling. Like a really bad feeling to you now.

Speaker 2 You definitely thought about the party, though. Is there somebody that you were like looking forward to meeting, someone that you want to drink beers with?

Speaker 1 Who was performing?

Speaker 1 I don't know. I don't remember.
I don't want to talk about it.

Speaker 11 We did talk about it, though.

Speaker 1 Who do we...

Speaker 2 You definitely fantasized about what the party was going to be.

Speaker 1 Did you guys decide was going to perform?

Speaker 11 We talked about even at the

Speaker 11 facility, who did they say was going to perform?

Speaker 3 DJ Khaled. Khaled.
21 Savage.

Speaker 1 Oh, no. You love him.

Speaker 11 No, it would have been cool.

Speaker 1 He gets up there and does, I just want to rock. Yeah, he was.

Speaker 11 The whole dance. And then they were dancing to our song, dude.

Speaker 1 They were?

Speaker 11 It was just so bad.

Speaker 1 We were so close. So close.
And listen, the one nice thing that's happening right now is I'm starting to feel a lot better about my bet. Just seeing you guys, because there is no,

Speaker 1 I said before, gambling is, is gambling. Like, I've been gambling my whole life.
You win some, you lose some. I lose more than I win by a lot.

Speaker 1 I was sad because this, I'll never get into a Super Bowl with a 22 to 1 ticket. But fandom always trumps gambling.
And seeing you guys, as sad as you are, is giving me a little bit of joy.

Speaker 11 It's terrible. It's the low of lows.
Like, if the Eagles and Phillies had won the World Series in the Super Bowl, like, well, that's a terrible thing.

Speaker 1 Title Town. Remember, Max? You said Title Town.
Max called you guys Title Town.

Speaker 2 I shouldn't have said that. You guys, now you guys have lost the last three professional sports championships that have been given out.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 3 We're going to lose to the Celtics in the playoffs this year, and it's going to be like the most devastating thing of all time.

Speaker 1 More than this? Clip it.

Speaker 3 Like, Hank's stupid fucking face is going to make me so, so mad.

Speaker 6 No, I mean, if history repeats itself, he'll beat the Celtics, but lose in the finals.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 3 That would be so fine with me.

Speaker 1 What? Like, second place? Beating the Celtics. Yeah, no, no.
Beating the Celtics, yes.

Speaker 1 No, he's said that before. He said that before.

Speaker 3 Yeah, but you're beating the Celtics, yes.

Speaker 2 But

Speaker 2 you're willing this to happen now.

Speaker 3 Yes.

Speaker 1 Do you want to know good that would feel? Yeah,

Speaker 1 for like two weeks.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Beating

Speaker 1 the business. And then you're dealing with you.

Speaker 2 you only care about titles.

Speaker 3 I care about you.

Speaker 1 Oh thanks. And now you have to look at them knowing that.

Speaker 3 What do you think about that about that scenario?

Speaker 3 Would you take that right now?

Speaker 11 To beat, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 That's not true. Max, you might have to beat Hank's ass.

Speaker 11 No, you literally, that's like the only thing that's presenting itself, dude. He's fucking his little Cheshire grin.

Speaker 11 I cannot look at him.

Speaker 1 He is smiling. He's smiling.

Speaker 2 He's so happy. It was so true because during the stream, and well, actually, you know, Hank also lost his future on the Eagles that they put in earlier this week for $3.21.

Speaker 2 But during the stream, Hank was being, you know, outside Doinkgate. Hank was being a good supportive friend for the most part.
He wasn't rooting against the Eagles.

Speaker 2 He wasn't rooting loudly for the Chiefs.

Speaker 1 I was honestly probably rooting for the Eagles.

Speaker 2 But if you check his timeline,

Speaker 2 to our face, he's being so nice. And then you look at what he's putting out there into the world for everyone else to see, and it's just a never-ending cascade of shit.

Speaker 1 I didn't start tweeting, told the game away. No, no, it was, no, we got in the car, and Hank, it was actually really nice.

Speaker 1 It basically is what you would feel like if you were able to attend your own funeral. Everyone in the car, like, did their own version of like, I'm so sorry, big cat, like, really in hushed tones.

Speaker 1 It was like, it was touching. It felt nice, supported.

Speaker 1 And so Hank even chipped in and said, I'm so sorry for your loss. And then I looked at his timeline when I got back and he was just fucking dancing on Philadelphia.

Speaker 11 There's not a genuine bone in his body.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 11 He's just rotten to his core.

Speaker 2 It's brutal. He was leaning over and showing me pictures of my sad face and your sad face

Speaker 2 during the game. And

Speaker 2 Max's sad face, too. And he showed me the side-by-side Nick Siriani crying in the national anthem and Max

Speaker 1 crying during the actual game.

Speaker 11 I said it's going to be a meme for all time and I thought that was a good thing.

Speaker 1 Oh, no. Yeah, no, he even said, he goes, I'm sorry, Big Cat, about your loss.

Speaker 1 And then, like, maybe like 30 seconds later, he's like, hey, can you send me that picture of me and Max drinking champagne? And I said, no, absolutely not.

Speaker 1 He said, I'll send it to Jake and what he does with it, I don't care, but I'm not sending it to you.

Speaker 4 But I saw you taking the picture in real time. I was like, I know Big Cat knows how insane of him.

Speaker 1 Oh, I was documenting.

Speaker 1 Max. The way Max acted last night, you could write history books on how not to act before

Speaker 1 the book.

Speaker 4 I'll be the author of that book. Because I had a front row seat, and I knew, I was like, this is either going to

Speaker 4 make it that much better for him if he wins, because it's like you're coming off a long night and you're just rolling into a party, or it's going to make them losing 20 times funny.

Speaker 1 I said to him. It did.
I said to him, I was like, hey, dude. Like, let's keep it together.
You've got a big day before. You got a big day coming up tomorrow.
And he looked me in the eyes.

Speaker 1 He's like, I'm built different.

Speaker 3 I did not keep it together. I did not keep it.
I'm not going to let my chart be in terms of the reasons why the Eagles lost.

Speaker 6 Max and Claire.

Speaker 1 Okay, so I'll give myself 5% blame for the barking of the O-line. I'll give 5% blame to Roan for cheating at the dozen.
That was massive. I'll give.
I was James Cadbury.

Speaker 3 I thought I could get away with it.

Speaker 1 No, I knew. Listen, when that happened, when that whole night went down, I was like, this is a bad karma thing.

Speaker 11 I tried to jump in the pool to redeem myself. It didn't work.

Speaker 1 I'd give 25%

Speaker 1 to the Eagles' defense and defensive line specifically. So, what is that? 35%.
So, then 65% to Max.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I'm a bad guy.

Speaker 2 All right, so. Max did Soggy Soros preemptively today.
He walked into the pool with all of his clothes on to try to atone for his sins of the night before.

Speaker 2 It was a funny visual. You looked funny when you did it.
So, we're not going to make you do Soggy Sorrows again. You can't do that twice in one day.
But you've got

Speaker 2 next time you're here, you'll have a different game plan.

Speaker 1 But But that's the thing about Super Bowls for franchises that don't go to Super Bowls often.

Speaker 1 You never know when you're going to be back.

Speaker 11 It might never happen. Our coaching staff is, we have 20 free agents.
Our coaching staff is going to get these other head coaching jobs. I don't know why you would hire some of them.

Speaker 11 The Chiefs have wide open touchdowns. Jonathan was so bad.
He had a bad game.

Speaker 1 Zone defense just getting ripped.

Speaker 11 Our offensive coordinator is going to get hired by the Colts.

Speaker 11 It could be the last hurrah. I mean, I think that Jalen Hurts is a guy.
I think we have two first-round.

Speaker 1 Oh, Hank, don't do that. Jalen Hurts is a guy.
He was awesome tonight.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 4 But they're saying it's the last hurrah.

Speaker 1 He's like 24.

Speaker 1 No, no, he's.

Speaker 6 What? Octopus for Jalen Hurts.

Speaker 1 Octopus for Jalen Hurts. Yeah, no, it's.

Speaker 4 That one. Thank you.
It's a.

Speaker 1 Oh, fuck you, Hank. God damn it.
He's just the fucking worst.

Speaker 4 What do you want to say? We gave out two props on this show.

Speaker 1 Memes is shaking his husband, boy. Memes hates Hank, too.

Speaker 2 Did I put you onto that one, too?

Speaker 4 No, that was Jake.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Jake is bad. Very cool.
Thank you. Yeah, it's just, you don't know when you're going to be.
Like, listen, if the Bears are ever lucky enough to go to another Super Bowl,

Speaker 1 I will be in bed by like 7 p.m. the night before.

Speaker 1 I'll knock myself out. You want to be fresh.

Speaker 1 I'll drink a whole bottle of NyQuil right before I go to bed.

Speaker 3 Learn from me. Learn from me.

Speaker 1 Yeah, well, I don't even have to learn from you.

Speaker 1 I knew what you were doing was bad in the real time.

Speaker 4 Same. And I encourage you to keep going.

Speaker 1 Oh, my god, he's the worst. All right, I have one last question for you guys.

Speaker 11 The devil. You're the devil.

Speaker 1 But he did it to himself. I was not like, I was.
You were the devil.

Speaker 3 No, I did. I was really bad.
I was really bad.

Speaker 11 But you got there and you were locked in for the game.

Speaker 3 I was locked in for the game.

Speaker 11 You were screaming. You were pouring beer on the guy, watering him like a garden.

Speaker 3 Yeah, there was moments that was so much fun.

Speaker 11 We said we have one half to go.

Speaker 1 We're up 10 at halftime. I know.
He scored again. Do you know what, though? When you guys got the ball first, I was like, this is a problem.

Speaker 1 Because there's nothing worse than just knowing they have one in the bank.

Speaker 3 But then you score first, and then

Speaker 1 they scored just as easy going down the field. I know, they did.
In the first half, too, you guys had the script that you needed. Mahomes was, like, barely on the field.

Speaker 1 He literally,

Speaker 1 they had the first draw touchdown, then they obviously scored on a fumble.

Speaker 1 They missed a field goal, scored on the fumble, and then they punted. Like, it was...
And Mahomes got Willy Wonker hurt.

Speaker 11 He, like, limped out and then, like, did a somersault after the half.

Speaker 1 It was good to go.

Speaker 2 You see the end of the usual suspects when Kevin Spacey's walking down the street?

Speaker 1 Yeah. And then

Speaker 2 he just starts walking away. He Kaiser Sozed you.
He Sozed you. Patrick Mahomes is Kaiser Soze.
It was terrible. It was bad.

Speaker 1 It was all really bad. All right, my last question.

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Speaker 1 How long do you think it will take for you guys to get over this loss?

Speaker 3 This is unlike anything I've ever felt before in my entire life.

Speaker 1 Do you have all four grandparents still alive?

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 3 It's basically,

Speaker 3 it's a pain that's so deep inside. Me and Rowan literally sat there for 15 minutes after the game ended and didn't say a single word.

Speaker 11 Dead silence, just the flag over my head, just like in complete darkness.

Speaker 11 It was so, this is a kind of loss that starts to shape who you are as a person and like how you see the world and how you feel about yourself.

Speaker 11 And people are just dancing on my grave, shitting on me online.

Speaker 1 Oh, it's bad on me.

Speaker 11 But I'm numb to it. Nothing can make me feel as bad as I already feel inside.
Like, there's no touching the fucking depths of that emotion. It's so shitty.

Speaker 2 Yeah. What do you think the reaction is going to be from the city of Philadelphia? Because you know that they would have gone nuts with the words.

Speaker 1 Well, it's just going to go unshooted that car.

Speaker 4 PFT. What?

Speaker 1 You're talking about Title Town?

Speaker 2 Yeah, no, I'm saying, what do you think is going to be, what's going to be the reaction of the city of Philadelphia?

Speaker 1 He's actually ready to riot right now.

Speaker 1 I want to hear, though.

Speaker 2 I want to hear, though, do you think that they're...

Speaker 2 they going to like go out and riot tonight in the streets because of this? Or are they going to just like pack their bags, go home? We only celebrate

Speaker 2 and destroy property after wins.

Speaker 3 You just got to go home. You just got to go to bed.

Speaker 1 The way it was described to me, you just got to go to bed. You do.

Speaker 11 They said it was like a very dangerous silence in the city right now. I don't like that.
It's like a dangerous silence. It's very quiet, but like dangerous, eerie, like on the verge of something.

Speaker 11 I don't know.

Speaker 2 all the birds and shit are flying away.

Speaker 1 I hope the aliens come, dude.

Speaker 11 I really hope the aliens just descend on us and fucking rip this shit up.

Speaker 1 Max,

Speaker 1 you were about to cry there. I'm not crying.
But

Speaker 1 you were.

Speaker 3 You want me to cry so bad.

Speaker 1 It's the only, this is why I sent you there. I want you to.
Will you knock off a thousand if he cries? Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 If it's genuine tears, absolutely $1,000 knocked off.

Speaker 3 Everyone's just staring at me.

Speaker 1 Well, you can sit there and think about it, and if you start crying, then you get $1,000 off.

Speaker 1 It's easy. We can keep going with the show, and you can sit there and let us know when you start crying.
A lot of guys you're losing in free agency.

Speaker 2 You got picks, though.

Speaker 1 And Jason Kelsey might retire. Jason Kelsey's definitely retired.

Speaker 11 That was his last game.

Speaker 1 That was it.

Speaker 11 Think about everything that he gave to us, dude. Think about all the pictures that he took down the shore and just stumbling around Old City, how much of a Philly guy he was.

Speaker 1 He looks like you. He's you.
What a wonderful thing.

Speaker 1 I love him.

Speaker 1 What are you going to think about when you think about Jason Kelsey?

Speaker 4 What do you think about on the plane tomorrow?

Speaker 1 Oh, man. What time's your flight?

Speaker 3 Flight's at 2:30.

Speaker 6 It's going to be a long ride back.

Speaker 1 It's a long middle seat.

Speaker 3 What do you mean, middle seat?

Speaker 1 You're not going to be in a middle seat?

Speaker 1 I don't think so. Have you checked in?

Speaker 3 No,

Speaker 3 I don't have any apps on my phone.

Speaker 1 You have a brand new phone.

Speaker 3 This whole phone thing really fucking sucks.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I bet it does.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you had to buy a new phone, too.

Speaker 3 Yeah, that was like $700.

Speaker 1 And $6,000 you got to give me?

Speaker 3 Yeah, $6,000. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And if we had just waited, it would have been like only like four.

Speaker 3 It would have been so much cheaper if we waited.

Speaker 1 It would be cheaper right now if you cry.

Speaker 2 Think about how great the entire offseason would have been if you just had like a full offseason just stunt on everybody oh my god dude if we had an extra draft pick in the last pick in the draft we could just be so cocky we would have been such bad people

Speaker 1 would have been he literally would have been drinking toasting champagne with the eagles with jason kelsey

Speaker 4 you would have been able to spider-man meme with jason kelsey jason kelse i love i love jason kelsey i'm gonna miss him so much are you worried about eagles fans like maybe blaming you for this loss because of your actions last night, or has that even crossed your mind?

Speaker 3 People are not the happiest with me online right now.

Speaker 3 It's not a good feeling.

Speaker 11 They're happy, you're sad. They're taking joy in the fact that you're going through it.

Speaker 3 Hank is so happy.

Speaker 2 Do you think it's possible that Jalen Hurts caught a whiff of your actions? And as Jake told you last night,

Speaker 2 he fumbled that ball on purpose so he wouldn't have to party with you tonight?

Speaker 3 He wouldn't do that. He played so well.
He's franchise quarterback.

Speaker 11 You got to pay him this offseason, too, and that's just going to cut into what we can pay, everybody.

Speaker 1 He's already under the cap.

Speaker 11 Yeah, that's going to cut into what we can do.

Speaker 1 This is, let's just see real quick. So

Speaker 1 Fletcher Cox, Brandon Graham, Jason Kelsey, James Bradbury. Oh, I think he's going to cry.
I think he's going to cry.

Speaker 1 I think he's crying. I'm going to sue.

Speaker 2 I think he's crying right now.

Speaker 1 Linvaugh Joseph, Boston Scott, Zach Pascal, Miles Sanders.

Speaker 1 Chauncey Gardner Johnson, Gardner Minchieu. Just let it go.
All these guys are going to be gone.

Speaker 6 Let it go, man.

Speaker 2 Strong men also cry.

Speaker 1 A thousand bucks. Yeah.
Just so you know, Max, too.

Speaker 1 My wife texted me. It was like, don't make Max pay.
And I was like, I have to make him pay.

Speaker 2 He won't learn if you don't make him pay.

Speaker 1 She was like, don't make him pay. He's already hurting enough.
And I was like, no, no, no. You don't understand.
He has to pay.

Speaker 3 No, I have to pay.

Speaker 1 You have to pay. You have to pay.

Speaker 3 YouTube stream would be nice.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Well, except for the fact that you're going to have to watch the game again.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And man, you guys.

Speaker 1 You had it.

Speaker 1 You had it.

Speaker 3 This is so mean right now. What's going on?

Speaker 3 You had it. I know.
I know.

Speaker 1 It was in your hands.

Speaker 3 That halftime, like watching that halftime performance with a 10-point lead. Not knowing if Mahomes was coming back didn't cross my mind, but like,

Speaker 3 not knowing that. What is that?

Speaker 1 What is that?

Speaker 1 Oh, no, jig.

Speaker 6 Eagles fans are climbing poles despite the loss.

Speaker 1 Oh, no.

Speaker 1 Listen to Max. Just go to bed.

Speaker 2 It's good.

Speaker 2 Nature is healing.

Speaker 1 Just go to bed.

Speaker 6 The headline: Eagles fans celebrate season despite Super Bowl loss. Fox 29 news.

Speaker 3 That can't be true.

Speaker 1 I refuse to do that.

Speaker 2 That's true.

Speaker 11 AP tweeted it.

Speaker 1 Okay, well,

Speaker 1 Max Roan,

Speaker 1 thank you guys.

Speaker 1 It's great that we got your instant reaction. I'm sorry for your loss.
I lost just like you guys.

Speaker 11 I'm sorry. Yeah, no, I'm sorry we couldn't give you the, you know,

Speaker 11 bring you that bet.

Speaker 1 It does make me feel a lot better seeing you guys because there is no, like I said, gambling is gambling. You win some, you lose some.
I'm a big boy.

Speaker 1 Even though people are like, you should have hedged, I was never going to hedge. I wanted to feel it.
You can't celebrate if you hedge. And I wanted to celebrate with you guys.

Speaker 1 But seeing you guys as down as you are

Speaker 1 makes me me realize that I'm okay. I'm okay.

Speaker 1 I'm glad we could do that. Someday you guys will be okay.
Maybe not. I don't know.

Speaker 2 This is the type of loss that you're going to. I don't know if you're going to one way or another.
You're going to wear it with you for the rest of your life.

Speaker 2 I don't think you're going to be able to do it. It's going to be a part of your DNA.

Speaker 2 You're going to evolve. You're going to move on.
But it's going to affect how you are in the future. This is, it's a part of you now.
This loss is inside you forever.

Speaker 11 When the Eagles lost to the Patriots in 2004,

Speaker 11 I thought about it for 14 years. I just thought about it every year, and

Speaker 11 I became a loser because of it.

Speaker 11 I was just a loser. I knew deep down that I was a loser.
And it feels like we're going back to that, dude.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because you won. And Andy Reid, like those second half adjustments by Andy Reid.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I mean, the defense on the back,

Speaker 2 not just the front seven.

Speaker 11 Best coach of all time, best quarterback of all time, man. Salute to those guys.

Speaker 1 facts that's facts the only thing i'll say about andy reason i'm shocked they didn't go for two when uh to go up

Speaker 1 nine yeah nah because then i mean you i would always rather make them go get two see if you if you get that two it's game over right but if you don't then you're still up seven they're not going to get two on the other end but then you don't you don't make them go for two make them win you know up up eight i would i would have done it a guaranteed eight oh the uh the the like fourth and one play,

Speaker 2 the third and one plays, whenever they would line up and do the QB sneak with Jalen Hurts, that felt like that shit was unstoppable.

Speaker 3 They've been doing it all year. It's the best.

Speaker 1 It actually was the difference in the game because you went off sides on that one, and then that led to the fall.

Speaker 3 I really didn't like that

Speaker 1 false start.

Speaker 2 You know what's wild? I'm pretty sure the NFL is going to outlaw that play next year. Yeah, so that's half year off.
Because who really writes the rulebook? It's Jerry Jones. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And Jerry Jones, he plays in the division against you guys. And so he's definitely telling Roger McGill, like, hey, don't let them birds cheat.

Speaker 1 Fix it.

Speaker 3 No. I think we're going to be able to keep doing it.

Speaker 11 But we talked all before the game.

Speaker 1 Like,

Speaker 11 we kept having this conversation.

Speaker 11 This is the best Eagles team we're ever going to watch. We had that conversation a million times.
Like,

Speaker 11 this is as good as it gets as an Eagles team. That's tough.

Speaker 11 I guess the team in 2017 was better.

Speaker 3 No, this team was so good.

Speaker 11 Well, we beat the Patriots then. That was fucking awesome.
I'll never forget that.

Speaker 3 That was a great moment. That was a great time.
But as good as I felt then,

Speaker 3 I think I feel worse now.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So

Speaker 1 let me end this because we're going to finish the show with Who's Back of the Week, but I want to read just a quick tweet to you.

Speaker 1 Let me find this real quick. This is going to be mean.
No, it's not going to be mean.

Speaker 1 Hopefully Mahomes is okay. Seriously, we don't root for injuries.
Related and secondary, we don't want to hear any excuses when the Eagles win by 30.

Speaker 3 Yeah, that was Smitty. That wasn't his best tweet.

Speaker 1 I disagree.

Speaker 11 Probably a typo. It was probably just a typo by Smitty.

Speaker 1 He butt tweeted that?

Speaker 11 Yeah, it was probably just a butt dial right there. I don't think he meant to say that.
I think he would have that one back.

Speaker 4 Talk about the punt return.

Speaker 1 Punt return was really bad.

Speaker 2 Was that when you knew that we're fucked?

Speaker 3 Yes.

Speaker 3 That was like the.

Speaker 3 And then the fucking same exact play, back-to-back touchdowns. I just don't understand

Speaker 3 how someone is that wide open for a touchdown on back-to-back drives.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 And it wasn't just the touchdowns. There were coverage issues non-stop.
Yeah, fucking Gannon was a...

Speaker 11 We just all made the mistake from us all the way up to the Eagles, like to the coaching staff to the players of feeling ourselves a little bit too much. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 It actually is very Philly that the reason that Max doesn't have a Super Bowl in part is just because he went out and got too drunk.

Speaker 1 Yeah. That's very 65% of the blame is what people are saying.

Speaker 1 I did get too drunk. All right.
Well, boys,

Speaker 14 thank you. Thanks for the ride.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's Helva experienced. Oh, he's crying.

Speaker 2 He just wiped a tear. Max, you literally just wiped a tear out of your eye.
We got you in 4K.

Speaker 1 No, five. How many K's are we? Six to five.
Okay.

Speaker 1 If I can see real tears.

Speaker 3 I don't know what else to say.

Speaker 1 Okay. Well, you said it all.

Speaker 1 We got portillos in the other room, so just maybe eat up.

Speaker 1 Yeah, ask.

Speaker 1 That's good advice.

Speaker 2 One way that you can just make this go away temporarily is if you just eat your sorrows away.

Speaker 1 Just get

Speaker 2 uncomfortably full.

Speaker 1 Eat it all up.

Speaker 1 If you have physical pain, then you can point your finger and be like,

Speaker 2 that's what's hurting me right now.

Speaker 1 What else do we have for the game? I mean, I think we covered pretty much.

Speaker 6 Chad Honey retired.

Speaker 14 What? Chad Honey retired.

Speaker 1 Chad Henney retired.

Speaker 2 It's like Peyton Manning walking away at the end, Chad Henney walking away, his final win being a Super Bowl. That's beautiful.
What a career.

Speaker 6 One question for the quarterback.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I mean,

Speaker 1 there's not much else to say other than I do think the Chiefs were the better team. And the Eagles' defense completely let them down.
And it was an incredible Super Bowl. It was.

Speaker 1 Like, thinking about all the plays, like, we didn't even, that A.J. Brown touchdown.
Yeah. And, like, that was an insane play.
Travis Kelsey's touchdown. CeeDee Deuce.

Speaker 2 CeeDee Deuce with some fucking hits on Isaiah Pacheco.

Speaker 1 Isaiah Pacheco is a fucking monster. That guy runs so hard, gets so many yards, and then he took back-to-back, like massive hits and stayed in the game.
Yeah. He was like,

Speaker 1 it's crazy, but the

Speaker 1 Eagles, or sorry, the Chiefs having an Andy Reid offense and running the ball 15 times with Isaiah Pacheco,

Speaker 1 they ran, what was it, 25 times tonight. That might have been partially because of Mahomes' injury.
You could tell on the

Speaker 1 first drive of the second half, I think they went like four or five straight runs, but they ran the ball. Like the Chiefs' offensive line was just bullying the Eagles.

Speaker 1 It felt like even the runs that only got three yards it felt like there was more yardage there it just like either they slipped or uh some was able to just like catch an ankle it just the the chiefs were able to bully them all night and if it weren't for jalen hurts playing out of his mind you know this this could have been a this could have been like a blowout because the eagles like It just never felt sustainable for the Eagles.

Speaker 1 Even when they had the lead, it was like, Mahomes is coming.

Speaker 1 Mahomes is coming. Mahomes is coming.
Like, there's nothing you'd can really do to stop it.

Speaker 2 Yeah, and when the Chiefs had the ball, on the other hand, it felt effortless for like most of the second half where he was hitting receivers that were a minimum of like two yards open at the very least.

Speaker 2 And then sometimes he'd find a guy. I think on the Sky Moore touchdown, there probably wasn't anybody within, what, 15 yards of him.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 It was just, it was super easy for the Chiefs in the second half. And I think that's, that's the coaching staff.
And it's also, I mean, Mahomes is, he threw three touchdowns.

Speaker 2 I think he only had, what, 170 yards, something like that.

Speaker 1 He had 182 yards. But remember, remember, he didn't

Speaker 1 have the ball. He literally didn't have the ball for the entire second half.

Speaker 2 He was like 21 for 27, and

Speaker 2 he had the ball barely at all in the first half, and then slightly more in the second. But dude,

Speaker 1 time of possession, the Eagles

Speaker 1 had the ball for 11 more minutes than the Chiefs. The Chiefs only had the ball for 24 minutes.
Yeah. That's pretty insane.

Speaker 2 It is. It's nuts.
But congratulations to Chad Hinney and the Chiefs.

Speaker 1 And yeah, congratulations to the Chiefs.

Speaker 1 I mean, they are now officially, they're not a dynasty yet. I think you need three to become a dynasty.
They're on watch. They have dynasty loading.
Yes.

Speaker 1 Because the way they have been in every, like part of a dynasty, obviously you have to win the championships, but it's also

Speaker 1 being the team that's like, oh, we're going to have to go there. You know what I mean? Every single year.
That's that's a big part of it.

Speaker 1 It being like the Chiefs are going to be there at the end of January, and you're going to have to probably go to Arrowhead. And that's part of being a dynasty.

Speaker 1 And Andy Reid, you know, I mean, he already was a Hall of Fame coach, but now two Super Bowls.

Speaker 1 I think he's like fifth all-time in

Speaker 1 wins.

Speaker 2 He's the all-time winningest coach in Philadelphia history and in Kansas City history. It's crazy.

Speaker 1 It's crazy. And Matt Naggie won a Super Bowl, which hurts me a lot, but whatever.
That's just, we'll just

Speaker 1 erase that from my memory.

Speaker 2 Spag Nulo, good job by him. Yeah.
Good job by Spaggs today.

Speaker 2 Kind of weird that Rihanna played it halftime. But I think that

Speaker 2 if you know the lore, but Spaggs was like, he coached a hell of a game. And I think he's one of those guys that realized after trying to be a head coach, just be a kick-ass coordinator.

Speaker 2 I don't know if he has plans on moving on somewhere. I actually did hear that the commanders are going to hire Bienname.

Speaker 2 I don't know if it's locked up yet. I heard from somebody who generally knows these things that it pretty much is.

Speaker 2 So it'll be interesting to see how they move forward without him and what a role he was as opposed to Reed, what that combination was like.

Speaker 2 But yes, credit to Spaggs because he realized being an awesome coordinator sometimes, way easier job. Like you don't have to deal with the media as much.
You don't have all that pressure.

Speaker 2 He's just good at getting guys to play hard on defense. Yes.

Speaker 6 Also looks like the Colts are hiring the Eagles offensive coordinator.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 The other two notes I had from the game,

Speaker 1 I think it might be time for Terry Bradshaw to hang it up.

Speaker 1 He looked a little lost on the stage and he also said,

Speaker 1 hey, big guy to Andy Reid, why don't you waddle on over here? Yeah. To get the Lombardi.
He told the coach who just won the Lombardi, why don't you waddle on over here?

Speaker 1 Kind of tough.

Speaker 1 You know, I think Andy's probably the one guy that won't take offense to that, but still. And then we also had

Speaker 1 LeBron chime in

Speaker 1 on the penalty, the James Bradbury penalty, saying his hand is on his back, had no effect on his route. The game was too damn good for that call to dictate the outcome at the end.

Speaker 1 Damn, by the way, I have no horse in the race, just my professional opinion.

Speaker 2 Professional opinion.

Speaker 1 He's not a footballer. LeBron James, the referee? Or a football player.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, that's his professional opinion.

Speaker 2 Okay, in my professional opinion. Just my thoughts as a sports junkie, regardless of my own sport I play.
Yes, exactly.

Speaker 1 And Rihanna killed it. Rihanna killed it.
Mincy killed it. We had two great halftime shots.

Speaker 2 We really did. Rihanna,

Speaker 2 I'm a fan for life now.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And her special guest was

Speaker 1 her baby in her belly.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Most surprising seed of the night, Rihanna's baby or the grass on the field?

Speaker 1 Good question. I don't know.

Speaker 1 It also was just a reminder of that Rihanna just only puts out bangers.

Speaker 2 All bangers.

Speaker 1 Because it was just hit after hit after hit after hit. I did think this is going to sound fucked up.

Speaker 4 Yeah, that's what I was going to say.

Speaker 1 I thought Kanye was going to come out. She really wouldn't like that.
I thought he was going to be like, hey, this is Kanye's redemption tour.

Speaker 4 Well, they played her songs with him back-to-back. Yeah.
When the second one came on, I was like... Oh, here he comes.
Maybe that was originally the thing.

Speaker 1 And this is going to sound fucked up, but I am forever scarred as a child who grew up watching wrestling.

Speaker 1 When she was suspended high above the stadium, I was just like, own heart, own heart, own heart. Yep.
So

Speaker 1 that kind of fucks me up for the rest of my life.

Speaker 2 At the end, when she was done performing and the platform started levitating,

Speaker 2 she's just like such an alien, basically. Like she puts on such a great live show and it feels like you're in a trance when you're watching her.
I halfway expected the platform to just keep going up.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Just like into the sky.
Yes.

Speaker 1 And then Rihanna goes through Smash Bros. Yeah.
Yes. Yeah.

Speaker 1 it did give that vibe um all right let's finish up the show with who's back of the week we'll i'm sure we'll have some other super bowl cleanup on wednesday show we have justin fields on wednesday's show so get excited very good interview uh pft you have a couple ads yeah before we wrap up before we get back to the show it's brought to you by simply safe

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Speaker 1 Breaking news before we get to

Speaker 1 who's back of the week.

Speaker 1 I think I'll up my blame for the Super Bowl loss to 10%. I'm going to take 10% now because Orlando Brown Jr.
tweeted me a picture from the bus him holding Lombardi

Speaker 1 while drinking a beer.

Speaker 1 So it was clear that

Speaker 1 I left a mark.

Speaker 1 I just replied saying, can't wait to root for you in Chicago next year. So that's one of those ones I'm just going to wish into existence.
So he's a bear because he is a free agent.

Speaker 1 When he's a bear, we'll make amends. It'll be all good.

Speaker 2 It's tough look to bark at someone when you're not a fan of the team and you're rooting for your bet and you've deputized yourself as an ambassador for Philadelphia.

Speaker 1 I would say.

Speaker 2 And then have him go out there and do that to you.

Speaker 1 I would say it's more tough to bark at someone who's like three times your size. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Dogs are coming to guys that are playing in the Super Bowl while you're watching it.

Speaker 1 That's probably tough.

Speaker 2 Big cats don't bark.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that was tougher. But listen, he deserves all the credit.

Speaker 1 I've said it about 17 times. The Chiefs' offensive line was fucking insane tonight.
Zero sacks allowed. Those guys were awesome.
And it was as a credit to the Chiefs team building.

Speaker 1 Like, they lost the Super Bowl because their offensive line was shit. Yeah.
And they rebuilt it. And they're like, hey, we got to make sure that the best player in football has to be protected.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 We fixed it. So.

Speaker 1 Not else I could say about that. All right.
Who's back of the week, Hank?

Speaker 4 My who's back of the Week is Dungeons and Dragons.

Speaker 1 Nice.

Speaker 4 So we recorded it about a month and a half ago. It's the first time we did it on the green screen room.
We've had a team. I asked for a couple extra hands to try and spruce up the video a little bit.

Speaker 4 Trey Quigs, they work on me with advisors. They've also added like five other people in the graphics department to this team.
They've been working on it for really hard. And it comes out Friday.

Speaker 4 So I'm excited. You know, just get ready for it.
Get excited. It's going to be, audio-wise will be the same as our normal Dungeons and Dragons, but the video should really help tell the story.

Speaker 2 We had a great session of Dungeons and Dragons. It was one of our all-time best.
We actually completed an entire game. I don't know if that's what you call it.
We completed a quest. A quest.

Speaker 2 Is that what it was? So we completed a quest in its entirety. And I know that was good.

Speaker 2 And I'm just, I have no idea what they're going to do with the green screen, but I do know that it's going to be incredible.

Speaker 2 So yeah, get excited for that.

Speaker 2 I thought I had another one, but I forget it now.

Speaker 1 So, yeah. Okay.
Dungeons and Dragons back. All right.

Speaker 2 My who's back all the week.

Speaker 4 UFOs.

Speaker 2 Yeah, UFOs are back. You just stole mine.

Speaker 4 Okay, you fucking shit. That's my shit.
That's it.

Speaker 2 You fucking asshole.

Speaker 1 Fucking hate you.

Speaker 2 UFOs are back.

Speaker 1 Oh. What happened?

Speaker 2 Well, we shot down like four of them this week. So the F-22 is now, I think, 5-0 against balloons, which is pretty sick.
That's probably the all-time record.

Speaker 2 And yeah, I think they scrambled like another two sets of jets to try to take down more of these things.

Speaker 2 I don't know if they've been in the sky the entire time and we're just now seeing them or if this is something brand new that's happening.

Speaker 2 But I would like to thank the aliens for their consideration and waiting until after the Super Bowl to invade and destroy the planet. That would have been fucked.
Yeah, it would have.

Speaker 2 Because there were so many aliens out there on Saturday. It was like one after the other.
You would just like refresh. It was like refreshing and seeing a new George Santos story.

Speaker 2 Every time I would refresh, there would be another UFO over a different state.

Speaker 2 And uh it was concerning for a second that they were going to destroy the planet before we got to the super bowl max probably wish that they did yeah my other who's back of the week is megan fox megan fox is back uh her and machine gun kelly broke up and she unfollowed everybody on instagram except for

Speaker 2 three people frank the team and it's i know he's the third who are the others

Speaker 2 shameless hairy styles shalomay and eminem and frank which i feel like and frank but i feel like she just followed Eminem just to fuck with Machine Gun Kelly.

Speaker 4 Definitely.

Speaker 2 So she's on the market. Now people are going to be putting pictures of her up and like zooming in on her thumbs.
Have you ever seen her thumbs? Megan Fox has toe thumbs.

Speaker 2 And sometimes I think I might too. But there's so many dudes out there that are like, ew, I wouldn't fuck Megan Fox.
Have you seen her? Have you seen her weird thumbs? Doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 That should not enter the equation. No.
Yeah, that's about to get turned again soon.

Speaker 1 All right, my who's back is college basketball because I'm just going to bet college basketball all week to four weeks till selection Sunday. Four weeks till selection Sunday.

Speaker 1 I mean, yeah, this is always the turning of the page and it feels good.

Speaker 4 Is Nova.

Speaker 1 Are they going to be in contesting? Don't do that. I'm just kidding.

Speaker 1 Hank, don't do that. Excuse me, Hank.

Speaker 6 They can get the automatic bid in Madison Square Garden and win the Big East tournament. So don't count them out.

Speaker 4 Otherwise, they're not.

Speaker 2 Otherwise, they will not be making that.

Speaker 2 They might because.

Speaker 4 I was actually saying I wish they were.

Speaker 2 They might.

Speaker 6 Georgetown did it two years ago.

Speaker 2 Jake, it sounds like you're really rooting for Villanova.

Speaker 6 I mean, I want my guy Max to be happy.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 6 But the odds are just got stacked against it.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I'm excited for college basketball.

Speaker 2 I am too. This is the week where I

Speaker 1 mean I'm not going to be able to do it because

Speaker 2 you get fully into college basketball very early on the season.

Speaker 2 This is my annual tradition where we take a couple days off from part of my take, and I end up just binging nothing but college basketball podcasts.

Speaker 2 I just do a clean turn of the page going into basketball season. So it's...

Speaker 1 Memes, what are you saying? Max should punch Hank in the face. Oh, Max should punch Hank in the face.

Speaker 4 I agree. I don't know what I ever did to memes, but.

Speaker 1 Well, you're a troll.

Speaker 1 You're a troll.

Speaker 4 I don't understand. Like, you guys, your definition of troll is insane.

Speaker 2 If you have seen the smile that's been on your face.

Speaker 1 But you're a troll too with Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 4 It's the same thing, right? Like,

Speaker 4 if you say I'm a troll, you're a troll, too.

Speaker 2 I don't think that's trolling necessarily. I think when you go...

Speaker 4 The big cast thing with Aaron Rodgers and Packers fans isn't trolling.

Speaker 1 No, I think when he goes after Packers fans,

Speaker 1 I think he just says, literally, you should be in jail.

Speaker 2 That's not trolling. That's saying

Speaker 2 you should be in jail.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you wait till PFT tells you a bet and you bet the opposite.

Speaker 4 And I told him, we talked it out. Troll him.
You told me about the bet. I was like, this makes no sense.
You should not do this. I'm going to do the other side.

Speaker 4 That's not trolling. He did it behind the scenes.
I was like, oh, by the way, I bet this. That's trolling.

Speaker 2 I was 2-0 on my first two, no doinks.

Speaker 2 And then the third happened,

Speaker 2 and then I wanted to murder Hank.

Speaker 1 I hate you.

Speaker 2 Sorry.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 6 To wrap up, my who's back is Tiger Woods. Tiger announced he would be returning to the PGA tour this coming week to play the Genesis Invitational.

Speaker 1 Is Charlie playing?

Speaker 6 Charlie will not be playing, but this is the first tournament that Tiger will be playing where we are

Speaker 6 confirmed that his son is in AWL.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's true.

Speaker 6 Some extra juice for Tiger. Also, shout out to Game Time for allowing me and Hank to go to the Waste Management Management Phoenix Open this weekend.

Speaker 2 It looked like the best time ever out there. Yeah.
280,000 people there on Saturday.

Speaker 2 When Rom hit that putt on 16 and the beers started flying. Credit to the crowd.

Speaker 2 They waited all day. They were very polite.
They didn't throw any beers. And then the last guy gives them something to throw their beers on.

Speaker 2 And also, Unsung Heroes of the Waste Management, the guys that hold up the quiet sign on 16, that's the hardest. It's the hardest job in the world to get people to be quiet.
And they somehow do on 16.

Speaker 2 And then they just jam out. Those quiet guys are awesome.

Speaker 6 You know what they call when they open the gates early morning?

Speaker 10 The running of the bros.

Speaker 1 That's good. Because they all sprint to 16.

Speaker 6 But yeah, that was really cool. Also, Hank and I were sitting at 16 for like three hours Saturday.
We saw one birdie. Guess who it was from?

Speaker 1 Max. Max.
Oh, yeah. Listen to the end after.
We're going to kick it to ourselves right now.

Speaker 1 This is trolling. No, this isn't trolling.
This is facts.

Speaker 1 I'm speaking facts right now.

Speaker 6 Memes degrees. We're not forgetting the bowling guy.
We're postponing it to Wednesday. Just because people tweet out me if we don't call them calling.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. It's too late.
It's too late.

Speaker 1 No, I'm going to... Tune in after we do the lottery ball.
We're going to say something, a little anecdote that's facts that we will explain to everyone that will be, everyone will like. So here is us

Speaker 1 doing

Speaker 1 the lottery ball back in studio.

Speaker 2 Love you guys.

Speaker 1 Okay, that's the end of the show.

Speaker 2 Congrats, big cat.

Speaker 1 Fuck you. Fuck you.

Speaker 1 Fuck you. Fuck you.
You're not a troll.

Speaker 1 We're taping this February 3rd. He just said congrats because you just listened to the entire Super Bowl show.

Speaker 1 Fuck you. You're such a piece of shit.
You're such a piece of shit.

Speaker 2 Oh, congrats to Max too, I guess.

Speaker 1 Hank, have you gotten this number before? Title Town.

Speaker 2 No, No, I have not.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Numbers. 69.

Speaker 1 18.

Speaker 2 23. What Super Bowl is it, Jake? 57.
57.

Speaker 1 Okay. I'll go 16.

Speaker 6 20. What was your guess, Pierre?

Speaker 2 23.

Speaker 1 18, 18.

Speaker 1 25.

Speaker 1 Damn. Hank for it.
Yet again.

Speaker 1 Still haven't gotten it. Damn.

Speaker 2 Love you guys. Ducks have corkscrew digs.

Speaker 1 Okay, so we're back real quick. A little extra note.
We interviewed Max on Monday. This was,

Speaker 1 so we pre-taped the lottery ball machine before we came to Arizona for the next two weeks. We didn't tell anyone what the results were.
Okay?

Speaker 1 You actually will have to find out the pre-taped if Hank gets it in

Speaker 1 the next three episodes. But we taped with Max on Monday.
At the end of the interview with Max, he said, I want to pick number 25 until it hits to try to beat Hank.

Speaker 1 You just listened and heard number 25 get picked. And we all, no one told him the number.
So Max Homa got the lottery ball with one pick before Hank ever got it.

Speaker 2 That's the only number.

Speaker 1 Or you go, what was that face, Hank?

Speaker 4 No, I mean, you guys are trying to take me down. You're trolling me.
That's fine. But I just got sent the cover art for tomorrow's podcast, and I can't help but send it to us.

Speaker 2 I was just going to say that.

Speaker 6 Shout out to our guy, Shane. Yeah, behind the scenes.

Speaker 4 And just shout out to Triggs.

Speaker 1 And Triggs.

Speaker 1 Very great as well.

Speaker 1 Oh, no, over there. You're going to send it?

Speaker 1 Also, shout out Carl. Yeah, been our sound guy all week.

Speaker 2 He was awesome. Sound guy, Carl.
Congratulations.

Speaker 2 This is your retirement tour this year.

Speaker 1 This This is my farewell tour.

Speaker 2 We were honored to be a part of it.

Speaker 2 I was so thrilled to be here.

Speaker 1 I love it.

Speaker 1 Carl's a sound guy not talking into the mic. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Carl, come here. Say your piece real quick.
You deserve it. You did a great job this week.

Speaker 1 Hey, thanks, Big Cat. I loved it.
This is my farewell tour. I'm so glad I got to be here.
You guys are the greatest. Hadn't heard the show before this?

Speaker 2 I'm a big fan.

Speaker 1 I'm going to follow you guys for the rest of my days.

Speaker 1 Love it, Carl. Yeah, Carl was a great added element because we always have new sound guys during Super Bowl week.
And Carl didn't know who we were.

Speaker 1 And by like, I think the second interview we did, he's like, that was a great interview, guys. And then I'd hear him chuckling, and I was like, fuck yeah, Carl's a fucking dude.

Speaker 2 He's the guy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he is. He is the guy.

Speaker 4 Just will you describe the cover art now that you've seen it?

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Oh, man.

Speaker 1 That is sad. Oh, no.
It is Max looking really sad.

Speaker 1 Max.

Speaker 6 My phone screwed up. I didn't get it.

Speaker 1 Oh, one last thing, Carl. Do you think Max is, or do you think Hank is a troll?

Speaker 1 No. Oh, no.
All right. Cut that part.
Cut that part. Cut that part.

Speaker 2 You're the worst, Carl.

Speaker 1 We'll see everyone Wednesday. We'll do some more Super Bowl cleanup.
Great football season, guys.

Speaker 1 Sad that it's over, but also kind of happy we can take a little bit of a break, too.

Speaker 2 Love you guys.

Speaker 1 Talking away

Speaker 1 I don't know what I'm to say I'll stay anyway

Speaker 1 Today's another

Speaker 1 day to find you Shy it away

Speaker 1 Oh, I've been coming for your love, okay

Speaker 1 Shy it away

Speaker 1 Oh, I've been coming for your love, okay

Speaker 1 Needless to say,

Speaker 1 I'm upset in Superbeat somewhere in a way

Speaker 1 Slowly learning that life is okay

Speaker 1 Say up to me

Speaker 1 It's the better to be safe than sorry

Speaker 1 Say up to me

Speaker 1 It's the better to be safe than sorry.

Speaker 1 Things that you say,

Speaker 1 oh, just to play my worries away.

Speaker 1 You're all things I've got to remember. Be a shy anger.

Speaker 1 I'll be coming for you anyway.

Speaker 1 Be a shy and away.

Speaker 1 I'll be coming for you anyway.

Speaker 1 Come.

Speaker 1 feeling you,

Speaker 1 I'll make

Speaker 1 you