The Chiefs Win Super Bowl 57, Fastest 2 Minutes + Max & Rone Recap The Heartbreak From Inside The Stadium

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And then the Chiefs responded as Travis Trick Kelsey made it a great day to be alive for Chiefs fans, scoring a 16th postseason touchdown that no one ever thought would happen in the media in a million years, ever. And the Chiefs keep rolling, but Harrison Bucker, in a touching tribute to my good friend Elon Musk.

Targeted the far left fake news Washington Post and doink, doink. But don't be disturbed, Philly.

The Eagles drove back as A.J. Brown with a sickness scored another touchdown for the Eagles.

Hoping to bring home a new medal for his trophy case.

And the Eagles get the ball back again and fumble. Fumble! As Nick Cannon-Bolton brought new life to Chiefs fans who will get to think about that play for another nine months before the next season.
Fumble! And Palin Hurts bounces back as people can see him rushing from their house into the end zone. Was Donna Kelsey happy? I don't know.
Juno? I don't know. Alaska? And we'll kick it to massive Rihanna fan Jake Marsh for his halftime show analysis.
At halftime, Rihmama found love in a hopeless place. She's pregnant, Teej.

It would only be a few hours until Big Kai could be telling Max,

Bitch better have my money.

For the ticket, that is.

Despite the double-digit lead for the birds.

All of the lights were on State Fart Stadium

as we would soon find out who is going to run this town tonight.

Kansas City or Philadelphia.

This game was being played in the desert, so there would be no need for my umbrella. Ella, Ella, Travis Kale, say, say, no need for my umbrella.
Ella, Ella, Jason Kale, say, say, the performance would then be over and the second half would determine who would be shining bright like a diamond Super Bowl ring all offseason. Thanks, Jake Marsh.
That was an incredible halftime recap. And while some thought he'd get sent home early from Super Bowl, Patrick Mahomes took more shots at halftime than Michael Irvin, and the tour it all kicked in as the Chiefs responded early.
And on third and 14, Lane Johnson and the rest of the Bald Eagles marched down, and Dallas One Nation under Goddard made a catch of allegiance bringing Drake Elliott onto the field and said imagine if I never split the proskies for a big big deal goal but Mr. fourth quarter Kadarius Rucker Tony and I only want to be with you Drew Schuster got through all the hits as Tyreek Hills watching sadly from home.
Talk about a Dolphins cry, Boom. The Philly offense wasn't done yet as they took a page out of Rihanna's S&M playbook, moving the chains, and tied it up real good.
But stop me if you've heard this before. There was too much time on the clock for Patrick Mahomes, who drove down the field for the game-winning score to seal it for the Chiefs.
Let's go down to the field with Super Bowl MVP Patrick Mahomes. Patrick, thanks, bro.
You know, we fell back early. We were falling behind.
But what's my favorite thing in the world? Ketchup. Wowie-pazowie, we dumped a little purple drink on Coach Reed.
It's kind

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My foot smarts up and

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it was like playing on a toad's pussy out there.

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Thanks, Patrick.

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Super Bowl 57

in the books. Congratulations to the Kansas City Chiefs.
They are Super Bowl champions. Patrick Mahomes, MVP.
He now has two. It was an incredible, incredible game.
We're going to get Max in here. He's actually on the way back from the stadium.
So once he comes in, we wanted to make it as raw and real as possible. so we'll get his first instant reaction but let's talk about the game here that was an awesome awesome game and i know that people are going to uh be upset about the last flag that essentially ended the game uh with james bradbury getting called for a hold james bradbury admitted that he held him afterwards.
So he said it was a holding. I tugged his jersey.
I was hoping they would let it slide. So I'm not even going to complain about the officials.
The only thing that I felt like we watched an unbelievable game back and forth and we got robbed of a potential like insane ending where the Eagles had a chance to answer the Chiefs. But all that aside, I'm sad.
The Chiefs were the better team. They were.
And Patrick Mahomes and that offense and that offensive line and what Andy Reid did in the second half, they scored on every single possession in the second half. They were the better team, and they win Super Bowl 57.

So Patrick Mahomes, two Super Bowl MVPs.

He is the first quarterback to win the MVP of the regular season

to go on to win the Super Bowl.

All those accolades, and we can also add tough motherfucker to this.

I think he's officially a tough motherfucker now, right?

He is a quintessential gamer.

So here's Patrick Mahomes, the start of his career. so he's been in the NFL five years as a starter five straight championship games five straight division titles five straight 12 win seasons five straight pro bowls two super bowls two super bowl MVPs two NFL MVPs the dude is.
And this game, like, at halftime with the Eagles up 10, Patrick Mahomes, like, that first drive when they came down, he even had, I think it was like maybe a 10, 15-yard scramble in the red zone. Like, he was just doing it all.
He just did it all. And that offensive line for the Chiefs was insane because, like, if you're an Eagles fan right now, you're sad.
We're going to hear from Max. I was sad about the future, but that's gambling.
Like, money comes, money goes. It was more that I'll just never be in that spot again.
The Chiefs' offensive line and their offensive game planning, like, they made the Eagles' defense look bad. They didn't get any sacks, and that was supposed to be the strength of their team and it was they didn't do anything all night that's what I was worried about that they that that offensive line was going to be so disrespected during the week that they were going to be like people yeah random people assholes just like screaming at them out of nowhere uh they they did feel like they were uh they were disrespected they were kind of ignored they talked over, and they responded big time.
So you talked about the change in the half. So this is per Karen Williams, pro football talk, I believe.
She said the Chiefs had the ball four times in the first half. They scored seven points on offense.
They have the ball four times in the second half, and they scored 31. It was actually technically 24 points.
Heck of a job making halftime adjustments by the coaching staff of the Chiefs. And it was the adjustments.
On offense, the receivers were getting open at will. In the first half, it looked like it was going to be – if the Eagles can figure out a way to limit Kelsey to like under 200 yards and three touchdowns, then the Eagles are going to be able to win.
But in the second half, the receivers got involved, and people were like, oh, they don't have Tyreek Hill all season. They were missing Mecole Hardman, who I think his wife gave birth to a baby like this morning.
The Chiefs had three babies born in the last 18 hours. Should be illegal.
It's insane. Should be illegal.
They must have timed that out. They must have timed it out for Super Bowl babies.
And that's like the exact opposite of what we've been talking about on the show. We always say like it's awesome when players have – you always hear about guys that are like, yeah, I'm timing my baby for the offseason so it doesn't interfere with regular season.
You can say me. He was doing a you.
Yeah, yeah. But Andy Reid zigged while everybody zagged, and he's like, I want everybody fucking everybody fucking well nine months before the super bowl be i can never jake can you look i can you look that up i believe it's uh december no no it's may it's may in may april at otas andy reed's message to the team was like go home and get your girls pregnant immediately so they had three days that's like mother's day yeah yeah oh yeah there we go we go.
So Andy Reid gave some good advice. That's why he's one of the goats.
And the Chiefs, yeah, credit to their coaching staff, too, for being able to scheme up all that shit in the second half, getting guys like Tony Skymore contributed. Well, first of all, it's crazy they were able to plan these pregnancies because, as Travis Kelsey told us, no one expected him to be here.
No one did. That was like Kirby Smart probably was sitting at home just being like, yeah, Travis, this is how we do it.
We put a disrespect card even though we are the favorites all year. But, yeah, no, the Eagles, it felt like they ran zone and were getting picked apart.
And Patrick Mahomes, even with the gimpy ankle, was able to step up in the pocket and find ways and then they I think they switched to man someone who watched the all 22 can tell me on on the the the two red zone touchdowns where Andy Reid called one play and then just called it going the other way for the next touchdown like they were looked so confused they basically had a guy go in motion and got completely lost in the shuffle and it was it really was like if you're an Eagles fan it's you can be upset about the penalty because we all just wanted to see like a classic ending for a game that was phenomenal but at the end of the day your defense gave up 31 points and your your defensive line got no sacks like Jalen Hurts played his fucking ass off he played outside of the fumble that was obviously very costly. It was the only turnover of the game.
It was instant touchdown. The Eagles defense is what let them down.
And it was, and it was Patrick Mahomes being Patrick Mahomes and being the best player in the NFL. Like remember when we were getting into the AFC championship game and people were trying to have the discussion, like there's no discussion.
There's no other guy. Patrick Mahomes is the guy.
He has two Super Bowl wins in five years. He is 27 years old.
He's fucking insane. And the Chiefs, I really do think this.
Like, I know I could be bitter and sad. And I know there's probably some sickos and perverts who are hoping that I would be, like, the saddest boy ever.
We'll wait until Max gets here for that. The Chiefs were the better team.
They made more plays down the stretch. They were able to convert in big-time situations.
And that second half, they dominated. Like, it was so easy for them to move the ball in the second half, whereas the Eagles, like, the Eagles offense looked good, but the Chiefs were able to make one or two stops if that was the difference in the game.
The Eagles also, they felt like they got a little conservative offensively in the second half, touching tribute to, what's his name, Rupert Murdoch, who was in the crowd. Who was struggling to open up his hot dog.
That guy is so rich and so old. Can we have someone just be on standby to get his hot dog unwrapped? Jerry jones pays people to hang out to clean his glasses yeah we should have rupert murdoch if you're that old there should be somebody on retainer that just goes out there and chews your food for you and just spits it into your mouth baby birds baby bird style but yeah they got a little conservative on offense in the second half there but that's kind of like you know if you're able to run the ball near the eagles the game's close you're probably going to stick with that um Jalen Hurts played so good in this game he had some incredible passes the one to Dallas Goddard on third and 14 and that that was almost like the turning point in the game was almost Nick Sirianni not calling a timeout right when the clock was ticking down so and then Andy Reid and then they challenged that Dallas Goddard and Andy Reid lost the timeout.
We're all like, oh, that could be significant. So Nick Sirianni had a moment.
They showed him on the sidelines. The clock was ticking down.
He knew he was about to lose five yards on it. And you could just see the pain in his face.
It looked like he was watching the national anthem again. He was trying to figure out, like, I don't want to give up a five-yard.
i can stop this right i have the power to stop this penalty and he's like no i just gotta i gotta let it roll and we'll trade the yards because i'm gonna need that time out later that was almost the biggest play but then the uh the pass that that jalen hurts through where he dropped it in the bucket on dallas goddard was just amazing like there was six inches that he had to fit it in at that point and just perfect catch. And yeah, it was, it was a great game.
I'm a little bummed out about James Bradbury admitting it. Yeah.
Because not, not just like, you know, for, for the show, but it's important for Eagles fans to be able to bitch and moan and have, have a scapegoat in the referees about that and he took that away from them he took away all the he probably saved that referee's life actually he did and and you know it was one of those things that like it's it's one of those calls that if you want to call a penalty on every play you probably can and I think people were more mad that it was a very clean game there was no offensive holding calls all game like both sides played a pretty clean game they let them play uh i don't think there was any pass interference calls like there was yeah it was an entire game offing the passer either no roughing the passer well they didn't get to jalen hurts hit i'm into patrick mahomes yeah the only sack in the game was actually jalen hurts running out of bounds one yard loss yeah that was the only sack like it was a very the there was so much action and it was played at such a high level and that's really all it comes down to is you just wanted to see the game ended on the field and not with a ref but again James Bradbury said you know he tugged on him and it and that that technically it can be penalty. And again, I don't think if you're an Eagles fan, as disappointing as the way that ended, your defense is what really let them down.
They didn't. That pass, they set the record or second most sacks all time.
They didn't get it. It never even felt like.
There was maybe one or two times all game that it felt like Patrick Mahomes was in serious trouble. And I mean, if that's if you only are giving him that type of pressure one or two times, like he's Patrick Mahomes.
He had a couple of big time runs and he was able to make plays with his feet when he needed to. And he is the best player in the world for a reason.
Yeah. Unfortunately, what I what I what I said leading up to this has become true where five years from now we're going to be like, hey, actually, you know what? I'm going to take it back because Jalen Hurts played well enough that that doesn't count anymore.
Remember I said that in five years from now we'll be at a bar and so we'll say, remember when Patrick Mahomes is an underdog to Jalen Hurts? Jalen Hurts asserted himself as the stage was not too big for him. Even the drive, even when he fumbled, which ends up kind of costing the game because you have that fumble and it becomes a touchdown, he took the Eagles down the field running the ball and scored to answer that.
He did everything that he could have done to win that game for the Eagles. It's just the Eagles defense was not

able to stop Patrick Mahomes. I would like to

award the very first ever part of my

take LVP

instead of the MVP. The LVP

of Super Bowl 57

was the field. It was the grass.

So bad. They put in

new grass two weeks ago.

Guess how much they cost? Guess how much

the entire turf cost? $4 million. Well, no, it's $800,000, which is still, that's a lot of grass.
Let me do that again. $8,000.
$800,000. What? Multiply it by 100.
Holy shit. You were way off on that one.
Yeah, they put in brand new turf, and it's like a new type of grass. I looked it up before the game uh the guy that that creates this grass he grows it for golf courses that's like his job is to develop new types of grass he developed this specifically um in the last couple years to be you know used to play football on and it's called tahoma 31 grass and then they started to do a victory lap about installing this new grass before the game came out so like there were articles in sports illustrated there were two articles that i read today um in big media publications talking about how great this grass was and how what an awesome job roger goodell did getting this together and like looking out for the players making sure it's the premium shit and it was mid that grass was mid it was so bad you know big cat you thought it was expensive grass yeah it was actually it was just it was just a shake it was actually uh the the Oklahoma State University where the grass came from tweeted uh before the game the Super Bowl is being played on OK State turf grass see what ESPN has to say about the special variety of turf it right now at the time of this taping has uh over 2 000 quote tweets yeah people are just roasting the grass it was awful grass everyone was slipping the entire game all the players changed shit at halftime i think the eagles kicker i think it was jake elliott slipped on a kickoff on his plant foot yep worst grass i've ever seen worst grass in super bowl history oh we got we got the boys coming back in boys are coming back in memes led the charge let me do a couple ads to reset and memes has walked in the building max and yeah put some pringles on i told hank to put pringles out let's put some pringles out hank's been out of the production game for a while he sits up so he's not to the shit with us put some pringles out uh before we get to we're gonna have a pringles ad in a minute uh before you know what i'll do the pringles ad right now because we're gonna put the pringles out jake see how many pringles you can eat during the pringles ad oh yes all protein bars generally taste the same but not one barsMade protein bars are actually delicious with Reese's and Hershey's.

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It's funny because on the ride back,

I'm sure that Max had thought about what he was going to say on the show,

and he just has nothing.

His mind is just like his brain is battling itself

to try to figure out how to get out of this.

Max, there's not much to say, but we are on a podcast,

so you have to say something.

Yeah, I know.

This is making me feel so much better about losing my ticket that i get to watch this yeah it was tough um yeah how much of the result would you put on yourself for for the last 24 to 48 hours okay yeah okay i'll set the scene a little bit yeah so so max uh max went out last night we went out with max he was basically at about um i'd say five o'clock yesterday max's mind went to a place where he just didn't want the rest of the weekend to exist before the super bowl so we saw he was trying to time travel to the super bowl so what what do you do to time travel? You just get hammered as shit. And so Max went out, had a few drinks last night, including some champagne that you were sipping.
You were sipping champagne with your pinky up at the bar. Cheersing.
Cheersing people. Shouldn't have had the champagne.
Yeah. He brought champagne to the table, and I jokingly was like, oh, Max, I have champagne.
Let's do some. And he grabbed it out of my hand.
It was like, cheers. Go birds.
Yeah. Yeah.
And then last night in the car ride back, Max was struggling to keep it together. Might have might have spit up on himself a little bit.
He puked on himself. Just a little bit.
It was just it was a skosh. He said one thing about me is I could fuck Hank up a hundred times.
Yeah, that's still true. That is still true.
Yeah, that is true. If anything is still true, you can still fuck up Hank.
I was a bad guy last night. You were a bad guy.
I was a really, really bad guy. And then if it couldn't get any worse, you woke up this morning and you lost your phone.
And this is probably, no, definitely the worst possible day of your life up to this point to have lost your phone at. So you had to go get a new phone and you almost were late to kickoff.
I feel like you weren't locked in. We were sitting in the stadium two hours before.
Okay, so Roan, let's hear from you because Max has to collect his thoughts.

Collect your thoughts, Max.

Think about it.

Think about what you want to say.

Roan, talk us through the last six hours of your life.

It felt so good at one point. It felt so good, and it got to a point of feeling so bad.

And there was a point where I had a flashback to when I was a child,

And I think that's where I had a flashback to when I was a child, and I thought to myself, like, maybe I could be the 50th president of the United States and play in the 50th Super Bowl. And I just, like, it was like this random flashback to a culmination of aspiring to something more and then just realizing that since I ever wanted that, my life has been a series of so many failures of things that I want.
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And in some ways it makes the Super Bowl that we won five years ago just a fucking delicious bag of heroin that we tasted once. That we'll never be able to taste again.
That we're just chasing after in this hellish riddle that we're just just living in that we got so close and that it ended like that it's like we just sat there in silence for so long like we just sat there and sat there and it's truly one of the worst days of my life betterhelp.com oh yeah okay so i saw the halftime video you guys were on the moon we were up 10 We were up by 10. I was feeling the same thing.
We were up by 10. I was feeling a level of comfort that I shouldn't have felt at any point.
As soon as Mahomes went down the field, though, to start the third quarter, did you guys have the realization that, like, oh, fuck, this is going to be a problem? Oh, yeah. I think I went 20 minutes on the stream without speaking because i couldn't stop him we couldn't touch him we're supposed to have the best defensive line in the league and they weren't anywhere around him dude it was so depressing because that was supposed to be our bread and butter historically and you can't be considered historically good if you can't touch the quarterback in the super bowl yeah that's when it mattered i want to to know what was the reaction from you two when Mahomes, it looked like he got hurt in the first half.
I mean, he did get hurt. He was limping off the field.
He was in a lot of pain. What were your thoughts in that moment? I didn't really think that he wasn't going to come back in.
I basically was like, it's a Super Bowl. They're going to do whatever it takes to get him back in.
So that didn't even really cross my mind that much. And we were so positive.
We would never root for injuries. We were talking to every Chief fan we saw saying he's a tough sumbitch.
Because he is a tough sumbitch. I said I would turn off injuries if I could.
I can't, but I would have. Let's embrace debate because we talked about this before we got in.
Is he a tough sumbitch or is he a tough motherfucker looking back i wish he was hurt yeah i mean i do too actually that's that's honesty yeah yeah in the moment i was like no i don't want him to be hurt right now i wish his ankle fell off of his body so they need to be investigated for what they put in him yeah yeah i mean he got he got whatever the next level of shit that you can get injected into your body. They developed a new drug that they tried out on.
The stuff that they were sending to Peyton Manning's wife. Yes.
It was insane. It never happened.
There wasn't a single limp in the slightest. It was an okey-doke, dude.
They pulled an okey-doke on us. They acted all hurt.
They limped a little bit like he was old and injured.

No, he's a pressure.

It was brutal.

Max, can you also tell the people at home what it is you're wearing right now?

I'm wearing a nice shirt.

Let's start at the shoes.

We'll go shoes up.

I'm wearing the Taylor Heineke shoes.

They're good shoes.

I like the Eagles.

Yep, which I told you not to wear.

Well, I wore them the first two playoff games. You're wearing shoes that you got because you guys lost.
They're good shoes. And then the pants? I'm wearing the puke sweatpants.
The big pants. The pair of sweatpants.
I'm also wearing jeans underneath of these sweatpants. Wearing two pairs two pairs of pants Oh I know why Why would you wear two pairs of pants Max Tell us why Big Cat said that he was going to get me into the Eagles After party if they won So I didn't want to wear The big sweatpants to that after party I was planning ahead That's smart's smart.
Yeah, that was smart. I mean, if it had happened, then you would have looked like a genius.
You would have changed the game forever. You'd have people all across the country wearing two pairs of pants.
Do you guys have any regrets? Because I have one regret. I actually, I don't regret not hedging because it's gambling.
You win, you lose. You're a big boy.

You play with the team on the field.

I do regret chirping the Chiefs O-line.

That was a mistake.

Hand up.

Shouldn't have barked at them. The Chiefs O-line was really good.

Ron, you were there.

Yeah.

We saw them and they were massive.

Like every one of them,

and I should have known them,

that they were fucking massive dudes

and they ate the Eagles alive.

It was like a black hole, dude.

Everything just disappeared when we went into their O-line. It was so bad.
Can you guys tell us about the halftime show in person? Rihanna is hot. It was cool because we were winning at that moment in time.
So it was fun to watch Rihanna. We were whispering a lot of positivity to each other We're like we fucking love this These guys are motherfuckers We're about to fuck these dudes up Were you guys thinking like it was over? Because I wasn't Were you like what time should I text Big Cat? Yeah were you No that didn't cross my mind one single time Okay be honest But I did think that we were gonna win yeah i have a

question um yes hank you guys were both i know rowan went out last night too he was a little bit hurting you guys got to your seats and you were just blasted by the sun how did that feel the sun was an issue the sun was a big big issue especially with two pairs of pants on i was wearing two pairs of pants. was sweating i was uncomfortable it hurt i i was i had a headache now i also heard because you guys were you were drinking through it i heard uh i got a live update that when the doink happened you might have spilled like half your beer on a cheese fan i spilled a lot of a a beer on the cheese fan.
He was a really nice guy. And then he was really, really mad at me.
Was it a celebration spill? It was like, yeah, it was the doink. So I was sitting down holding the beer.
Fresh beer. And it was like, oh my God, he missed it.
And then it just. That doink guy's...
Shut the fuck up, Hank. You shut the fuck up because that doink, Hank celebrating in my face with the bet that I put him on.
And he only took the doink because he knew I was taking no doinks. He trolled you.
And that was the dumbest bet I think I will ever make in my life. It was – I had to put a lot of money on it to make a little bit of money, but I wanted it to be exhilarating.
I got triple fucked by the – That was a hiccup for Max. That was a doink.
Max's stomach is doinking on him. It was a hiccup.
I got triple fucked by the fucking doink because, one, I bet against it. Two, I bet over three and a half field goals goals and that would have made it four field goals on the day and i forget what the third reason was i think it just it brought me down to a dark place for for a considerable amount of the first half it was a great doing shut up the actual sound of it hank has been really me probably greased up the pole since we got back he's like i'm a bad person.
He is. He has a dark, bottomless pit of a soul.
I told him in all seriousness, there's no cameras on. He was just firing off tweets dancing on Philadelphia's grave.
And I said to him, Jake heard me. I was like, I hope when you're golfing 36 holes on Tuesday while we're still working, that a snake bites you and kills you.
I have another question if that's allowed. Yeah, go ahead.
You have two days to live. Ask as many questions as you want.
Philadelphia flipped over a car before the game. As representatives of the city, your thoughts.
That was cool. And you're the fucking worst.
And I fucking hate you so much. No, no, Max could beat your ass, dude.
Whatever he wanted to. Max could just beat your...
One thing about him. That's the thing about Max.
The thing about me is I would beat the fuck out of Hank. Oh, man.
And it would do numbies, too. It would.
It would do numbies. Stop, stop, stop.
And we were at a party last night and like, it was funny. I was laughing.
He was saying this to people who had no idea about the context. They were talking.
He just walked up. He was like, one thing about me is I beat the fuck out of this guy.
And they were like, what? I was like, don't worry about him. One of the funniest parts at the party last night was there was a mentalist there that was doing card tricks and mentalism.
That guy texted me during the game, by the way. And so max sees this mentalist come up to us and immediately he just gets like full erect because the previous mentalist that we had on owes did numbers on the part of my take youtube and so max saw this guy and he saw numbers he's like a mentalist fuck yeah i'm gonna get this guy's info so this guy starts doing these tricks for us and then it comes time to do one of those things where you're like he has you write down something on a card and he does a bunch of other stuff with that and so jake had been watching him perform his whole routine and jake was just like blown away blown away by it and uh the guy turns to jake and says all right jake tell me who is your favorite athlete of all time don't say it but write it down on this card and jake is like so excited

and he's like oh i know exactly who i'm gonna write obviously he was gonna write derrick jeter uh and so he's getting ready to take the card and then max just pushes pushes jake aside he goes no i know my favorite player and he stole the trick from jake so he could write shane victorino on the seven of diamonds for a hawaiian yeah i get it and then well yeah the guy got it because Because mentalists are incredible.

But Max was just, you were, I think you went to a point. I'm sorry, Jake.
You went to a point where the only way that, you were feeling a little bit insecure about the game, but the only way that you could get past that is to put on this cloak of invincibility and just be like, fuck it, we're going to win. I thought we were going to win.
I will say, though, not to keep harking on Maniac Max last night, but again, party, casual people, people come out and say, what do you think about the game? And I was like, birds, birds are going to win. There's no way they lose.
And then Max would go to an outburst and be like, no, fuck this guy. Don't listen to this guy.
And then I was like, he started talking about paying the money back.

I was like, why are you preparing to lose?

He goes, everyone prepares to lose.

I was like, no, no, no, they don't.

Not guys who drink champagne.

The Eagles players don't prepare to lose.

They prepare to win.

They lost to the best quarterback of all time.

You got to prepare to win.

Oh, yeah.

I like that.

What do you think about that, Hank?

Let's have the discussion.

I think he's got two Super Bowls.

Yeah.

In five years?

We'll see how he goes. Okay.
He's got a shot. So, you guys both owe me $6,000.
Yeah, how should we do it? However you want to do it, I don't care. I'm going to need it.
I'm going on vacation for about five days this next week. I think Monday is President's Day.
So Tuesday. I'll need it by Tuesday.
So Venmo does $3,000 a day, I think, is the limit. Okay.
But I also think that we should do something. Yeah.
I don't know what it should be. I don't know if it's a live stream.
I think a live stream would be good. Live stream where we do something to get the money.
Live stream, you're watching, walking in, and handing the money. No, no, no.
They should do. No, no, because you don't actually have to pay me by Tuesday.
Max, you do. Roan, you don't.
No, no. What if they like? You guys should have to live stream the Super Bowl.
Yeah, they should live stream watching the Super Bowl. Yeah, that's what you should do.
And you can open up your Venmos, and if and if people have pity on you you guys will watch back the super bowl and we can just do like trials and tribulations throughout the live stream like be like okay well like we're like cam pigs who are just like doing whatever people say for like twenty dollars yeah yeah second half you have to show feet that'll get the money going oh my god Jalen Hurts did look really good Jalen Hurts was phenomenal That's one thing that you can walk away Is being like No one can say anything bad about Jalen Hurts anymore The only thing you can say bad It continues our take that Quarterback with a visor No Super Bowl Yeah that's true But no he was I said it before you guys walked in my fear that I expressed on Friday of people saying like you know remember when Patrick Holmes was an underdog

Jalen Hurts in the Super Bowl that doesn't really play anymore because Jalen Hurts did everything

outside of the fumble which was back-breaking yeah but but everything else he was absolutely

spectacular the Eagles defense completely and that's more credit to the Chiefs offensive line

Thank you. But everything else, he was absolutely spectacular.
The Eagles defense completely, and that's more credit to the Chiefs offensive line and Patrick Mahomes, but that's what let you down. James Radbury even said that that was a penalty.
Totally. He thought he could get away with it.
What are you guys thinking in that moment? I mean, we had a chance to get the ball back, go down the field, and and score even if he just doesn't take the penalty and they score on us at least we have a shot we tried to let them score after that so at least we would have our fate in our own hands i don't think that they would have even completed that so it would have been a field goal we can go and try and get a field goal it was like the moment it was such a quick cheer celebration.

Yes, we finally got to stop.

And then I just saw that fucking yellow flag float onto the field.

And it was just backbreaking.

It was backbreaking. It was like being on the top of a Mayan temple and a guy that is just holding your fucking heart in front of you as you die.

It's just like you saw it ripped out.

And it's just like the moments as you die and you just saw it happen in front of you and it was just over did you cry max no there was i he did he cried a little i i there be honest my brother called me in the car and after and he was just talking kind of talking it out and there was a moment where i like almost thought i was gonna burst into tears like like like cry cry what'd he say you can cry now no but you can no it's fine did you cry you look like you're about to cry out of anger at all like when you guys were winning because i could also see you crying i was excited but it was never a moment of like you I don't even know. No, but Max, it's okay to cry because think about it.
You may never get to go to an Eagles Super Bowl ever again and potentially for free. If the Eagles win that game, right now you not only got a free Super Bowl ticket, but you are most likely in your genes partying with the team.
You and Lane Johnson would have had the greatest bear hug of all time while you're just like the team I love just won a Super Bowl and I'm with the guys. Yeah, that would have been pretty cool.
I don't know what else to say. This is a bad, bad feeling.
Like, a really bad feeling right now. You definitely thought about the party, though.
Is there somebody that you were looking forward to meeting? Someone that you wanted to drink beers with? Who was performing? I don't know. I don't remember.
I don't want to talk about it. You did talk about it, though.
Who did we... You definitely fantasized about what the party was going to be like.
Who did you guys decide was going to perform? We talked about even at their facility. Who did they say was going to perform? DJ Khaled.
21 Savage. Oh, no.
You love him. No, it would have been cool Uzi gets up there and does

I just want to rock

Rock

Rock

Rock

The whole dance

And then they were

They were dancing to our song dude

They were

It was just so bad

We were so close

So close

And listen

The one nice thing

That's happening right now

Is I'm starting to feel

A lot better about

My bet

Just seeing you guys

Cause there is no

I said before

Gambling is

Is gambling

What's the low of lows. Like if the Eagles and Phillies have won the world series in the Superbowl, like that's the thing.
Remember Max? You said title town. Max called you guys title town.
I shouldn't have said that. You guys now, you guys have lost the last three professional sports championships that have been given out.
Yeah. We're going to lose to the Celtics in the playoffs this year and it's going

to be like the most devastating thing

of all time. More than this?

Like Hank's stupid

fucking face is going to make me so

so mad. No I mean if history repeats itself

he'll beat the Celtics but lose in the finals.

Yeah that's true. That would be so

fine with me. What?

Like second place? Beating the Celtics. He said that.
Beating be so fine with me. What?

Beating the Celtics.

He said that.

He said that before.

Beating the Celtics, yes.

But you're willing this to happen now.

Yes.

Do you know how good that would feel?

Yeah, for like two weeks.

Yeah.

And then you have to deal with years. You only care about titles.
I care about you. And now you have to look at them knowing that.
What do you think about that scenario? Would you take that right now? To beat? No. No.
That's not good. Max, you might have to beat Hank's ass.
No, you literally, that's like the only thing that's presenting itself. He's fucking his little Cheshire grin.
I cannot look at him. He's smiling.
He's smiling so much. Oh, he's so happy.
And it was so true because during the stream, and well, actually, Hank also lost his future on the Eagles. Oh, true.
They put in earlier this week for $3.21. But during the stream, Hank was being, you know, outside Doinkgate,

Hank was being a good supportive friend for the most part.

He wasn't rooting against the Eagles.

He wasn't rooting loudly for the Chiefs.

I was honestly probably rooting for the Eagles.

But if you check his timeline to our face, he's being so nice. And then you look at what he's putting putting out there into the world for everyone else to see and it's just a never-ending cascade of shit no no i didn't start tweeting until the game no no it was no we got in the car and hank it was actually really nice it it basically is what you would feel like if you were able to attend your own funeral everyone in the car like did their own version of like i'm so sorry big cat like really in hushed tones it was like it was touching it felt nice supported and so hanks even chipped in and said i'm so sorry for your loss and then i looked at his timeline when i got back and he was just fucking dancing on philadelphia there's not a genuine bone in his body no he's just rotten to his core it's brutal he was he was leaning over and showing me pictures of my sad face and your sad face yeah during the game and and max's sad face too and he he showed me the side by side nick sirianni crying in the national anthem and max crying during the actual game right there i said it's going to be a meme for all time and and I thought that was a good thing.
Oh, no. Yeah, no, he even said, he goes, I'm sorry, Big Cat, about your loss.
And then maybe like 30 seconds later, he's like, hey, can you send me that picture of me and Max drinking champagne? And I said, no, absolutely not. He said, I'll send it to Jake, and what he does with it, I don't care, but I'm not sending it to you.
But I saw you taking the picture in real time I was like I know Big Cat knows how insane of him oh I was talking about Max the way Max acted last night you could write history books on how not to act before I'll be the author of that book yeah I had a front row seat and I knew I was like this is either gonna be make it that much better for him if he wins because it's like you're coming off a long night and you're just rolling into a party or it's going to make them losing 20 times funnier. I said to him, I was like, hey, dude, let's keep it together.
You've got a big day before. You've got a big day coming up tomorrow.
And he looked me in the eyes. He's like, I'm built different.
I did not keep it together. I did not keep it together.
What would your pie chart be in terms of reasons why the eagles lost max okay so i'll i'll give myself five percent

blame for for the barking of the o-line i'll give five percent blame to roan for cheating at the

dozen that was massive i'll give i was james badberry i thought i could get away with it

no i knew listen when that happened when that whole night went down i was like this is a bad

karma thing for us.

I tried to jump in the pool to redeem myself.

It didn't work.

I'd give 25% to the Eagles defense and defensive lines specifically.

So what is that?

35.

So then 65% to Max.

Yeah, I'm a bad guy.

All right.

Max did soggy sorrows preemptively today. he walked into the pool with all of his clothes on to try to tone for his sins of the night before it it was it was a funny visual you looked funny when you did it so we're not going to make you do soggy sorrows again well you can't do that twice in one day but you've got uh next time you're here you'll have a different game plan but that's the thing about super bowls for franchises that don't go to super bowls often you never know when you're gonna be back it might never happen our coaching staff is we've 20 free agents our coaching staff is going to get these other head coaching jobs i don't know why you would hire some of them the The Chiefs have wide open touchdowns.
Jonathan, I think it was so bad. He had a bad game.
Zone defense just getting ripped. Our offensive coordinator is going to get hired by the Colts.
Like, it could be the last hurrah. I mean, I think that Jalen Hurts is a guy.
I think we have two first round draft picks. Oh, Hank, don't do that.
Jalen Hurts is a guy. He was awesome tonight.
Yeah, but they're saying it's the last hurrah. He's like 24.
No, no, no. Octopus for Jalen Hurts.
Cash that one. Thank you.
Oh, fuck you, Hank. God damn it.
He's just the fucking worst. We gave out two props on this show Friday.
Memes is shaking his head. Did I put you onto that one Jake.
Yeah, Jake did. Very cool.
Thank you. Yeah, it's just you don't know when you're going to be.
Like, listen, if the Bears are ever lucky enough to go to another Super Bowl, I will be in bed by like 7 p.m. the night before.
I'll knock myself out. You want to be fresh.
I'll drink a whole bottle of NyQuil right before I go to bed. Learn from me.
Learn from me. Yeah't even have to learn from you I knew what you're doing was bad in the real time Same And I encourage you to keep going Oh my god he's the worst Alright I have one last question for you guys The devil You're the devil But he did it to himself I was not like Oh you're the devil No I did I was really bad But you got there And you were locked in for the game I was locked in for the game You were screaming You were pouring beer on the guy Watering him like a garden Yeah it was There was moments That was so much fun We said we had one half to go We're up 10 at halftime I know We scored again Do you know what though When you guys got the first, I was like, there's a problem.
There's nothing worse than just knowing they have one in the bank. But then you score first.
I understand, but then they scored just as easy going down the field. In the first half, too, you guys had the script that you needed.
Mahomes was barely on the field. They he literally they they had the first drive touchdown then they obviously scored on a fumble they missed a field they missed a field goal scored on the fumble and then they uh punted like it was and my home's got willie wonker hurt he like limped out and then like did a somersault after that it was good to go you see the end of the the usual suspects when kevin spacey's walking down the street yeah and And then he just starts walking away.
He Kaiser Soze'd you. Patrick Mahomes is Kaiser Soze.
It was terrible. It was bad.
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It's basically a pain that's so deep. Me and Rohn literally sat there for 15 minutes after the game ended and didn't say a single word.
That silence, just the flag over my head, just like in complete darkness. This is a kind of loss that starts to shape who you are as a person and how you see the world and how you feel about yourself.
People are just dancing on my grave, shitting on me online. Oh, but i'm numb to it it's nothing can make me feel as bad as i already feel inside like there's no touching the fucking depths of that emotion it's so shitty yeah what do you think the reaction is going to be from the city of philadelphia because you know that they would have gone nuts with the wind excuse me excuse me pft what you're talking about title, I'm saying, what do you think is going to be, what's going to be the reaction of the city of Philadelphia? You're crying.
He's crying. He's actually going to cry right now.
I want to hear, though. I want to hear, though.
Do you think that they're, are they going to, like, go out and riot tonight in the streets because of this? Or are they going to just, like, pack their bags, go home, we only celebrate and destroy property after wins you just gotta you just gotta go home you just gotta go to bed the way it was described to me you do they said it was like a very like dangerous silence in the city right now i don't like that it's like a danger it's very quiet but like dangerous e, like on the verge of something. I don't know.

Like all the birds and shit are flying away.

I hope the aliens come, dude.

I really hope the aliens just descend on us and fucking rip this shit up.

Max, you were about to cry there.

I'm not crying.

But you were.

You want me to cry so bad.

This is why I sent you there.

Will you knock off a thousand if he cries? Yeah. If it's genuine tears, absolutely a thousand dollars knocked off.
Everyone's just staring at me. Well, you can sit there and think about it and if you start crying, then you get a thousand dollars off.
It's easy. We can keep going with the show and you can sit there and let us know when you start crying a lot of guys you're losing in free agency you got picks though and jason kelsey might retire jason kelsey's definitely retiring that was his last that was it that was everything that he gave to us dude think about all the pictures that he took down the shore and just stumbling around Old City, how much of a Philly guy he was.

He looks like you.

He's you.

I love him.

What are you going to think about when you think about Jason Kelsey?

What do you think about on the plane tomorrow?

Oh, man.

What time is your flight?

Flight's at 2.30.

It's going to be a long ride back.

It's a long middle seat.

What do you mean middle seat? You're not going to be in a middle seat? I don't think so Have you checked in? No, I don't have any apps on my phone You have a brand new phone This whole phone thing really fucking sucks Yeah, I bet it does Yeah, you had to buy a new phone too and yeah that was like 700 bucks and six thousand dollars you got to give me yeah six thousand yeah and and and it would have we just waited it would have been like only like four it would have been so much cheaper if we waited you know cheaper right now if you cry think about how great the entire offseason would have been if you just had like a full offseason just stunt on everybody oh my god dude if we had an extra draft pick in the last pick in the draft we could just be so cocky we would have been such bad people would have been he literally would have been drinking toasting champagne with the eagles with jason kelsey you would able to Spider-Man meme with Jason Kelsey. I love Jason Kelsey.
I'm going to miss him so much. Are you worried about Eagles fans maybe blaming you for this loss because of your actions last night? Or does that even cross your mind? People are not the happiest with me online right now.
It's not a good

feeling.

They're happy you're sad.

They're taking joy in the fact that you're going

through it. Hank is so happy.

He's so happy. You think it's possible

that Jalen Hurts caught whiff of

your actions and as Jake

told you last night, he

fumbled that ball on purpose so he wouldn't have to party

with you tonight? He wouldn't do that. He played so well.
He's a franchise quarterback. You got to pay him this offseason too and that's just going to cut into what we can pay everybody else.
You guys are already under the cap. Yeah, that's going to cut into what we can do.
Let's just see real quick. Fletcher Cox, Brandon Graham, Jason Kelsey, James Bradbury.
I think he i think he's gonna cry i think he's gonna cry uh i think he's crying i think he's crying right now uh linval joseph boston scott zach pascal miles sanders you're crying chauncey gardner johnson gardner minshu just let it go all these guys are gonna be gone let it go man strong men also cry a thousand bucks yeah just so you know max too my wife texted me it was like don't make max pay and i was like i have to make him pay he won't learn if you don't make him pay she was like don't make him pay he's already hurting enough and i was like no no you don't understand he has to pay no i have to pay you have to pay i have to pay youtube stream would be nice Well, except for the fact that you're going to have to watch the game again. Yeah.
And, man, you guys, you had it. You had it.
This is so mean right now. What's going on? You had it.
I know. I know.
It was in your hands. that halftime like watching that halftime performance with a 10-point lead not knowing if mahomes was coming back it didn't cross my mind but like oh not knowing that what is that what is that oh no jake eagles fans are climbing poles despite the loss oh no listen to max just go to bed it's good nature is healing just go to bed the headline eagles fans celebrate season despite super bowl loss fox 29 news this is that that can't be true i refuse to believe that's true ap tweeted it okay well um max roan thank you guys It's great that we got your instant reaction.
I'm sorry for your loss. I lost just like you guys.
I'm sorry we couldn't bring you that bet. It does make me feel a lot better seeing you guys because there is no, like I said, gambling is gambling.
You win some, you lose some. I'm a big boy.
Even though people are like, you should have hedged. I was never going to hedge.
I wanted to feel it. You can't celebrate if you hedge.
And I wanted to celebrate with you guys. But seeing you guys as down as you are makes me realize that I'm okay.
I'm okay. I'm glad we could do that.
Someday you guys will be okay. Maybe not.
I don't know. This is the type of loss that you're going to,

one way or another, you're going to wear it with you

for the rest of your life.

It's going to be a part of your DNA.

You're going to evolve.

You're going to move on.

But it's going to affect how you are in the future.

It's a part of you now.

This loss is inside you forever.

When the Eagles lost to the Patriots in 2004,

I just thought about it for 14 years.

I don't know. when the Eagles lost to the Patriots in 2004, I just thought about it for 14 years.
I just thought about it every year, and I became a loser because of it. I was just a loser.
I knew deep down that I was a loser, and it feels like we're going back to that, dude. Yeah, because you won, and Andy Reid, those second-half adjustments by by andy reed yeah i mean the defense on the back and not just the not just the front seven best coach of all time best quarterback of all time man salute to those guys that's facts the only thing i'll say about andy reed is i'm shocked they didn't go for two when uh to go up nine yeah because then i mean I would always rather make them get two.
See, if you get that two, it's game over. Right.
But if you don't, then you. You're still up seven.
They're not going to go up for two on the other end. But then you don't make them go for two.
Yeah. Make them up eight.
I would have done it. A guaranteed eight.
Oh, the fourth and one play, the third and one plays, whenever they would line up and do the QB sneak with Jalen Hurts, that felt like that shit was unstoppable. They've been doing it all year.
It's the best. And it actually was the difference in the game because you went off sides on that one, and then that led to the fumble.
Yeah. I really didn't like that false start.
You know what's wild? I'm pretty sure the NFL is going to outlaw that play next year. Yeah, so that's what's half your offense.
Because who really writes the rule book? It's Jerry Jones. Yeah.
And Jerry Jones, he plays in the division against you guys. And so he's definitely telling Roger Goodell, like, hey, don't let them birds cheat.
Fix it. No.
I think we're going to be able to keep doing it. But we talked all before the game.
Like, we kept having this conversation. This is the best Eagles team we're ever going to watch.
We had that conversation a million times. Like, this is as good as it gets as an Eagles team.
That's tough. I guess the team in 2017 was better.

No, this team was so good.

Well, we beat the Patriots then.

That was fucking awesome. I'll never forget that.

That was a great time.

But as good as I felt then, I think I feel worse now.

Yeah.

So let me end this because we're going to finish the show with who's back of the week.

But I want to read just a quick tweet to you.

Let me find this real quick.

This is going to be mean.

No, it's not going to be mean.

Hopefully Mahomes is okay.

Seriously, we don't root for injuries.

Related and secondary, we don't want to hear any excuses when the Eagles win by 30.

Yeah, that was Smitty. It wasn't his best tweet.
I disagree. Probably a typo.
It was probably just a typo by Smitty. He butt-tweeted that? Yeah, it was probably just a butt dial right there.
I don't think he meant to say that. I think he would have that one back.
Are you talking about the punt return? Punt return was really bad. Was that when you knew that we're fucked? Yes.
That was like the... And then the fucking same exact play, back-to-back touchdowns.
I just don't understand how someone is that wide open for a touchdown on back-to-back drives. Yeah.
And it wasn't just the touchdowns. There were coverage issues nonstop.
Yeah, fucking Gannon was... We just all made the mistake from us all the way up to the Eagles, to the coaching staff, to the players, of feeling ourselves a little bit too much.
Oh, yeah. It actually is very Philly that the reason that Max doesn't have a Super Bowl, in part, is just because he went out and got too drunk.
Yeah. 65% of the blame is what people are saying.
I did get too drunk. All right.
Well, boys, thank you. Thanks for the ride.
Yeah. It was a hell of a experience.
Oh, he's crying. He just wiped a tear.
Max, you literally just wiped a tear out of your eye. We got you in 4K.
No, 5. How many Ks are we? Six to five.
Okay. If you can see real tears.
I don't know what else to say. Okay.
Well, you said it all. We got Portillo's in the other room, so just maybe eat up.
That's good advice. One way that you can just make this go away temporarily is if you just eat your sorrows away.
Just get uncomfortably full. Eat it all up.
If you have physical pain, then you can point your finger and be like, that's what's hurting me right now. What else do we have for the game? I think we covered pretty much.
Chad Henney retired. What? Chad Henney retired.
Chad Henney retired. It's like Peyton Manning walking away at the end.
Chad Henney walking away his final win being a Super Bowl. That's beautiful.
What a career. Recurring guess.
One question with the quarterback. Yeah.
I mean, there's not much else to say other than I do think the Chiefs were the better team. And the Eagles defense completely let them down.
And it was an incredible Super Bowl. It was.
Thinking about all the plays, that A.J. Brown touchdown, that was an insane play.
Travis Kelsey's touchdown. C.D.
Deuce with some fucking hits. Isaiah Pacheco is a fucking monster.
That guy runs so hard, gets so many yards, and then he took back to back like massive hits and stayed in the game it's crazy but the Eagles or sorry the Chiefs having an Andy Reid offense and running the ball 15 times with Isaiah Pacheco they ran it for uh they ran was it uh 25 times tonight that might have been partially because of Mahomes injury you could tell on the first uh first drive of the second half they didn't think they went like four or five straight runs but they ran the ball what like the the the Chiefs offensive line was just bullying the Eagles it felt like even the even the runs only got three yards, it felt like there was more yardage there. It just like either they slipped or someone was able to just like catch an ankle.
It just – the Chiefs were able to bully them all night, and if it weren't for Jalen Hurts playing out of his mind, this could have been like a blowout because the eagles like it just never felt sustainable for the eagles even when they had the lead it was like my homes is coming my home is my homes is coming my homes is coming like there's nothing you'd be able to do to stop it yeah and when the chiefs had the ball on the other hand it felt effortlessly right like most of the second half where he was hitting receivers that were a minimum of like two yards open at the very least and then sometimes he'd find a guy i think on the sky more touchdown there probably wasn't anybody within what 15 yards of him yeah it was just it was super easy for the chiefs in the second half and i think that's that's the coaching staff and it's also i mean mahomes is he threw three touchdowns i think he only had what 170 yards something like that he had 182 yards but remember he, he didn't have the ball. He literally didn't have the ball for the entire second quarter.
He was like 21 for 27, and he had the ball barely at all in the first half and then slightly more in the second. Yeah, time of possession, the Eagles had the ball for 11 more minutes than the Chiefs.
The Chiefs only had the ball for 24 minutes yeah that's pretty insane it is it's nuts but uh congratulations to chad hinney and the chiefs and yeah congratulations to the chiefs dine it i mean they are now officially they're not a dynasty yet i think you need three to become a dynasty they're on watch they have dynasty loading yes because the way they have been in every like part part of a dynasty obviously you you have to win the championships, but it's also being the team that's like, oh, we're going to have to go there. You know what I mean? Every single year.
That's a big part of it, being like the Chiefs are going to be there at the end of January, and you're going to have to probably go to Arrowhead, and that's part of being a dynasty. And Andy Reid, I mean, he already was a Hall of Fame coach but now two Super Bowls he's I think he's like fifth all-time in uh uh wins uh he's the all-time winningest coach in Philadelphia history and in Kansas City history it's crazy and Matt Nagy won a Super Bowl which hurts me a lot but whatever that's just we'll just erase that from my memory spagnuolo good job by him yeah good job by spags today uh kind of weird that rihanna played at halftime but uh i think that if you know the lore but spags was like he he coached a hell of a game and i think he's one of those guys that realized after trying to be a head coach just be a kick-ass coordinator yeah i don't know if he has plans on moving on somewhere i actually did hear uh that the commanders are going to hire b enemy i don't know if that's if it's locked up yet i heard from somebody who generally knows these things that it pretty much is so um it'll be interesting to see how they move forward without him and what a role he was as opposed to read what that combination was like yeah but uh yes credit to spags because he realized being an awesome coordinator sometimes, way easier job.
Like, you don't have to deal with the media as much. You don't have all that pressure.
He's just good at getting guys to play hard on defense. Yes.
It also looks like the Colts are hiring the Eagles offense coordinator. Yes.
That was announced. The other two notes I had from the game, I think it might be time for Terry Bradshaw to hang it up he uh he looked a little lost on the stage and he also said uh hey big guy to andy reed why don't you waddle on over here yeah to get the lombardi he told the coach who just won the lombardi why don't you waddle on over here kind of tough yeah you know i think andy's probably the one guy that won't take offense to that but still and then we also had uh lebron chime in um on the penalty the james badberry penalty saying his hand is on his back had no effect on his route the game was too damn good for that call to dictate the outcome at the end damn by the way i have no horse horse in the race.
Just my professional opinion.

Professional opinion.

He's not a football player.

LeBron James, the referee?

Or a football player.

Yeah, no, that's his professional opinion. Okay, in my professional opinion.

Just my thoughts as a sports junkie, regardless of my own sport I play.

Yes, exactly.

And Rihanna killed it.

Rihanna killed it.

Mincy killed it.

We had two great halftime shows.

We really did.

Rihanna, I'm a fan for life now.

Yeah.

And her special guest was her baby in her belly.

Yeah.

Most surprising seed of the night, Rihanna's baby or the grass on the field?

Good question.

I don't know.

It also was just a reminder that Rihanna just only puts out bangers.

All bangers.

Because it was just hit after hit after hit after hit.

I did think this is going to sound fucked up.

I thought Kanye was going to come out for a second.

Yeah, that's what I was going to say.

I thought Kanye was going to come out.

I don't know. all bangers because it was just hit after hit after hit after hit i did think this is gonna sound fucked up for a second yeah that's what i was gonna say i thought kanye was gonna come out i really wouldn't like that i thought he was gonna be like hey this is kanye's redemption tour well they played they played her songs with him back to back yeah when the second one came on i was like oh here he comes maybe that was originally and this is gonna sound fucked up but i am forever scarred as a child who grew up watching wrestling when she was suspended high above the stadium i was just like own heart own heart own heart yep so and then that kind of fucks me up for the rest of my life at the end when she was done performing and the platform started levitating yeah she was she's just like such an alien basically like she puts on such a great live show and it feels like you're in a trance when you're watching her i halfway expected the platform to just just keep going up yeah just like into the sky yes and then rihanna goes back smash bros yeah yes yeah they give that vibe um all right let's finish up the show with who's back the week we'll i'm sure we'll have some other super bowl cleanup on wednesday show we have justin fields on wednesday show so good interview.
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Breaking news before we get to who's back of the week. I think I'll up my blame for the Super Bowl loss to 10%.
I'm going to take 10% now because Orlando Brown Jr. tweeted me a picture from the bus, him holding Lombardi while drinking a beer.
Oh, no. So it was clear that I left a mark.
I just replied saying, can't wait to root for you in Chicago next year. So that's one of those ones I'm just going to wish into existence.
So when he's a bear, because he is a free agent, when he's a bear, we'll make amends. It'll be all good.
It's a tough look to bark at someone when you're not a fan of the team and you're rooting for your bet. And you've deput yourself as an ambassador for philadelphia i would say then and then have him go out there and do that to you i would say that i would say it's more tough to bark at someone who's like three times your size yeah like dogs are coming to guys that are playing in the super bowl yeah while you're watching it yeah that's probably tough big cats don't bark that was tougher.
But listen, he deserves all the credit. I've said it about 17 times.
Chiefs offensive line was fucking insane tonight. Zero sacks allowed.
Those guys were awesome. And it was as a credit to the Chiefs team building, they lost the Super Bowl because their offensive line was shit.
And they rebuilt it and they're like, hey, we got sure that our the best player in football has to be protected yeah fixed it so nothing else i could say about that all right who's back of the week hank uh my who's back of the week is dungeons and dragons nice so we recorded it about a month and a half ago it's the first time we did it on the green screen room we've had a team we asked for a couple extra hands to try and spruce up the video a little bit uh trey quigs they work on me with advisors they've also added like five other people in the graphics department to this team they've been working on it for really hard uh and it comes out friday so i'm excited you know just get ready for it get excited it's going to be audio wise will be the same as our normal Dungeons & Dragons, but the video should really help tell the story. We had a great session of Dungeons & Dragons.
It was fantastic. It was one of our all-time best.
We actually completed an entire game. I don't know if that's what you call it.
We completed a quest. A quest.
Is that what it was? So we completed a quest in its entirety, and I know that was good,, I have no idea what they're going to do with a green screen.

But I do know that it's going to be incredible.

So, yeah.

I get excited for that.

I thought I had another one, but I forget it now.

So, yeah.

Okay.

Dungeons & Dragons back.

All right.

My Who's Back of the Week.

Oh, UFOs.

Yeah, UFOs are back.

You just stole mine.

Okay, no.

You fucking piece of shit.

That's it.

You fucking asshole. I fucking hate you, UFOs are back.
You just stole mine. Okay, no.
You fucking piece of shit. That's it.
You fucking asshole. I fucking hate you.
UFOs are back. Oh, what happened? Well, we shot down like four of them this week.
So the F-22 is now, I think, 5-0 against balloons, which is pretty sick. That's probably the all-time record.
And, yeah, I think they scrambled like another two sets of jets to try to take down more of of these things i don't know if they've been in the sky the entire time and we're just now seeing them or if this is something brand new that's happening but i would like to thank the aliens for their consideration and waiting until after the super bowl to invade and destroy the planet that would have been fucked yeah would have. Cause there were so many aliens out there on Saturday.

It was like one after the other.

You would just like refresh.

It was like refreshing and seeing a new George Santos story.

Every time I would refresh,

there would be another UFO over a different state.

And it was,

it was concerning for a second that they were going to destroy the planet

before we got to the Superbowl.

Max probably wished that they did.

Yeah.

My other who's back of the week is Megan Fox.

Megan Fox is back.

Her and machine gun Kelly broke up and she unfollowed everybody on instagram except for three people frank and it's i know he's the third who are the others shaman harry styles chalamet and eminem and frank which i feel like and frank but i feel like she just followed eminem just to fuck the machine gun kelly definitely so she's on the market now people are going to be putting pictures of her up and like zooming in on her thumbs have you ever seen her thumbs megan fox has toe thumbs and sometimes i think i might too uh but there's so many dudes out there like ew you i wouldn't fuck megan thawks have you seen her if seen her weird thumbs? Doesn't matter. That should not enter the equation.
No. Yeah, that's about to get turned again soon.
All right, my who's back is college basketball because I'm just going to bet college basketball all week. Four weeks until selection Sunday.
Four weeks until selection Sunday. I mean, yeah, this is always the turning of the page, and it feels good.
Is Nova, are they going to be in contention? Don't do that.

I'm just curious.

Hank, don't do that.

Hank, they can get the automatic bid in Madison Square Garden

and win the Big East tournament.

So don't count them out.

Otherwise, they're not.

Otherwise, they will not be making the turn.

They might because.

I was actually saying, I wish they were.

Because Georgetown did it two years ago. Jake, it sounds like you're really rooting for Villanova.
I mean, I want my guy I wish they were. They might.
Georgetown did it two years ago.

Jake, it sounds like you're really rooting for Villanova.

I mean, I want my guy Max to be happy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But I just got stacked again.

Damn.

Yeah.

I'm excited for college basketball.

I am too.

This is the week where you get fully into college basketball very early on the season.

This is my annual tradition where we take a couple days off from part of my take,

and I end up just binging nothing but college basketball podcasts.

I just do a clean turn of the page going into basketball season.

Memes, what are you saying?

Oh, Max should punch Hank in the face.

I agree.

I don't know what I ever did to memes.

Well, you're a troll.

You're a troll.

I don't understand.

Your definition of troll is insane.

If you can see the smile that's been on your face this entire show.

But you're a troll, too, with Aaron Rodgers.

It's the same thing, right?

If you say I'm a troll, you're a troll, too.

I don't think that's trolling necessarily.

Big-ass thing with Aaron Rodgers and Packers fans isn't trolling? No, I think when he goes after Packers fans, I think he just says, literally, you should be in jail. That's not trolling.
That's saying you should be in jail. You wait until PFT tells you a bet and you bet the opposite.
And I told him, we talked it out. Troll him.
You told me about the bet. I was like, this makes no sense.
You should not do this. I'm going to do the other side.
That's not trolling. If I did it behind was did it behind the scenes i was like oh by the way i bet this that's trolling i was i was two and oh on my first two no doinks and then then the third happened and and then i wanted to murder hank i hate you sorry all right to wrap up my who's back is tiger woods tiger announced he would be returning to the PGA Tour this coming week to play the Genesis Invitational.
Is Charlie playing? Charlie will not be playing, but this is the first tournament that Tiger will be playing where we are confirmed that his son is in AWL. Yeah, that's true.
Some extra juice for Tiger. Also, shout out to Game Time for allowing me and Hank to go to the Waste Management Phoenix Open this weekend.
It was really cool. It looked like the best time ever out there.
Yeah. 280,000 people there on Saturday.
It was really cool. When Rom hit that putt on 16 and the beers started flying.
Credit to the crowd. They waited all day.
They were very polite. They didn't throw any beers.
And then the last guy gives them something to throw their beers on and also unsung heroes of the waste management the guys that hold up the quiet sign on 16 that's the hardest it's the hardest job in the world to get people to be quiet and they somehow do on 16 and then they just jam out those quiet guys are awesome you know what they call when they open the gates early morning? The running of the bros. That's good.
Because they all sprint to 16. But yeah, that was really cool.
Also, Hank and I were sitting at 16 for like three hours Saturday. We saw one birdie.
Guess who it was from? Max. Max.
Oh, yeah. Listen to the end after.
We're going to kick it to ourselves right now. This is trolling.
No, this isn't trolling. This is facts.
I'm speaking facts right now. Memes agrees.
We're not forgetting the bowling guy. We're postponing it to Wednesday.
Just because people tweet at me if we don't call him. Oh, yeah.
It's too late. It's too late.
No, I'm going to tune in to after we do the lottery ball, we're going to say something, a little anecdote that's facts

that we'll explain to everyone that everyone will like.

So here is us doing the lottery ball back in studio.

Love you guys.

Okay, that's the end of the show.

Congrats, big cat.

Fuck you.

Fuck you. Fuck you.
Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

You're not a troll.

We're taping this February 3rd.

He just said congrats because you just listened to the entire Super Bowl show.

Fuck you.

You're such a piece of shit.

You're such a piece of shit.

Oh, congrats to Max, too, I guess.

Hank, have you gotten this number before?

Titletown.

No, I have not.

Okay.

Numbers.

16.

18.

23.

What Super Bowl is it, Jake?

57.

57.

Okay.

I'll go 16.

20.

What was your guess?

23.

18.

18. 25.
Damn. Hank, yet again.
Still haven't gotten it. Damn.
Love you guys. Ducks have corkscrew digs.
Okay, so we're back real quick. A little extra note.
We interviewed Max on Monday. This was, so we pre-taped the lottery ball machine before we came to Arizona for the next two weeks.
We didn't tell anyone what the results were, okay? You actually will have to find out the pre-taped if Hank gets it in the next three episodes. But we taped with Max on Monday.
At the end of the interview with Max, he said, I want to pick number 25 until it hits to try to beat Hank. You just listened and heard number 25 get picked.
And we all no one told him the number. So Max Homa got the lottery ball with one pick before Hank ever got it.
That's the What was that face Hank? I know. I mean you guys you guys are trying to take me down.
You're trolling me. That's fine.
But I just got sent the cover art for tomorrow's podcast and I can't help but smile and laugh. Well send it to us.
I was just going to say that. Shout out to our guy Shane.
Behind the team graphics guy. And shout out to Triggs.
And Triggs. Very great as well.
You going to send it? Also shout out Carl. He's been our sound guy all week.
He was awesome. Sound guy Carl, congratulations.
This is your retirement tour this year. This is my farewell tour.
We were honored to be a part of it. Me and I.
I was so thrilled to be here. I loved it.
Carl, Carl's the sound guy not talking into the mic. Yeah.
Carl, come here. Say your piece real quick.
You deserve it. You did a great job this week.
Hey, thanks, Big Cat. I loved it.
This is my farewell tour. I'm so glad I got to got to be here you guys are the greatest hadn't heard the show before this i'm a big fan i'm gonna follow you guys for the rest of my days i love it love it carl yeah carl was a great added element because we always have new sound guys during super bowl week and carl didn't know who we were and by like I think the second interview

we did he's like that was a great interview guys

and then I'd hear him chuckling and I was like fuck

yeah Carl's a fucking dude. He's the

guy. Yeah he is.
He's the guy.

Can we describe the cover art now that you've

seen it? Okay.

Oh man

that is sad.

Oh no. It is Max looking

really sad. Max.
My phone It is Max looking really sad.

Max.

My phone screwed up.

I didn't get it.

Oh, one last thing, Carl.

Do you think Hank is a troll?

No.

Oh, no.

Cut that part.

Cut that part.

Cut that part.

You're the worst, Carl.

We'll see everyone Wednesday.

We'll do some more Super Bowl cleanup.

Great football season, guys.

Sad that it's over, but also kind of happy we can take a little bit of a break, too.

Love you guys. I'm talking away.

I don't know what to say.

I'll say it anyway.

Today is another day to find you. Shine away.

I'll be coming for your love, okay?

Shine away.

I'll be coming for your love, okay?

Needless to say.

I've said it.

But I'll be some little wait.

Starting to learn and that life is okay

Say up to me

It's better to be safe than sorry

Say up to me

It's better to be safe than sorry

Things that you say

Is it hard, mom?

Just to play my worries away

You're all the things I've got to remember

Thank you. Take a little iron, just to play my memories away.
You're all the things I've got to remember. Be a shying light.
I'll be coming for you in a ready light. Be a shying light.
I'll be coming for you in a ready light. Take a...
Take on me. Take on me.
I'll keep you on. Take on me.
Take on me. DJ Take me away.
Take me away.

Take me away.

I'll be you.