NFL Week 6, Bills Big Win, Packers & Bucs In Trouble, Fastest 2 Minutes & Playoff Baseball

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Speaker 1 On today's part of my take, week six in the NFL.

Speaker 13 We're going to recap every game.

Speaker 14 We're going to do fastest two minutes.

Speaker 16 We're going to talk football.

Speaker 18 A great weekend of football.

Speaker 20 Wall-to-wall football.

Speaker 21 We got football guys of the week.

Speaker 22 We have who's back of the week.

Speaker 24 Maybe talk a little playoff baseball while we're at it because there were some awesome moments there.

Speaker 26 The Dodgers are a joke, and I love that.

Speaker 24 We'll get into that.

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Today is Monday, October 17th,

Speaker 37 week

Speaker 38 six.

Speaker 12 We start in Steel City, where disgruntled Steeler fans were hoping mediocre Mike had a rabbit in his hat as big underdogs.

Speaker 41 The game started normal until, oh my god, the Bucs killed Kenny as Pickett exited with a concussion, giving way to, I'm a Mitch, I'm a lover, I'm a thrower, I'm a passer, as Trubisky was revived to skeet a touchdown pass to chase Clay Pigeon Pole from Shotgun.

Speaker 40 In a moment of frustration, Tom Brady was caught yelling at his lineman, saying, you're so much better than how you're playing, and I gave up my marriage to play with you, fat fucks.

Speaker 46 Not all quotes in this program have been checked for accuracy.

Speaker 41 Steelers stunned the Bucs 20 to 18.

Speaker 38 Huh?

Speaker 27 Huh? Huh?

Speaker 38 To Cleveland, as the Browns were waiting for their malign quarterback to return.

Speaker 47 It was the opponent who made things really sticky with a zappy ending.

Speaker 38 The Browns needed to be perfect offensively, as Bailey sang, all my life been thrown, but it really don't matter no more.

Speaker 49 And they wonder why we act this way.

Speaker 38 Zappy Roots gonna be okay.

Speaker 25 Oh, no, hell no.

Speaker 38 Yelling up and punted.

Speaker 47 All the Browns' nickelbacks couldn't stop England's rushing attack. Saying, this is how you remondre.
Kevin Stefanski is gonna lose his mind watching this Zapruder film. Patriots 38.

Speaker 38 Browns 15.

Speaker 40 In Indianapolis, where Jax Indy, also known as Harrison Ford, getting a hand job, was a game switching back and forth between the Jags and the Colts.

Speaker 40 Matt Ryan looked like he had night vision goggles on as he connected with one night in Paris Campbell to help erase an 11-point deficit in the first half.

Speaker 40 Some are asking if we got hasty with our praise for the Jaguars, but Jamicha scored and ran for 57 yards to hold the criticism at bay.

Speaker 40 Facing third and 13 with less than a minute left, the Colts dialed up the Gluckluck 9,000 with a touchdown pass to Alec Cooper Pierce, reminding everyone that the Jags do in fact still suck and low-key Matt Ryan is Zaddy Colts 34 Jaguars 27

Speaker 47 we go down to sunny Miami where Perk Cousins was handing out deadly pills to his receivers and everything was feeling all right for Minnesota Vicadins fans Mike guess Icky Thump passed the big white stripes twice for two scores and two gritties the famous dance invented by his opponent Kirk Cousins earlier this month in England it It was McDaniel against McConnell.

Speaker 47 And folks, I wish this game was a little more competitive as Teddy Vetter Bridgewater looked at Skylar Thompson and said, Coach, are you sure you can't find a better man?

Speaker 47 We're going to get to the rest of the fastest two minutes in a second.

Speaker 25 But first, Pearl Jam.

Speaker 48 Minnesota 24, Miami 16.

Speaker 40 Up to Hotlanta where George Kittle Me This asks the question, can the Falcons go 6-0 against the spread in a revenge game driven by his coach Kyle Bush Shanahan, the chinless wonder.

Speaker 21 Handsome Hank?

Speaker 19 No, Arthur Smith had other plans on Sunday as the hopeless wanderer Marcus Mumford and Sons Mariota awoke his soul and shoved the Niners back in their cave.

Speaker 40 It's feeling good in Atlanta right now, but something's missing.

Speaker 27 As their head coach was seen singing, I will wait, I will wait for you on a phone call to free agent Will Compton after the game.

Speaker 49 Falcons 28, Niners 14.

Speaker 54 Down in the meadowlands, as D's nuts aficionado Brian Dayball said, hey Ravens, Lamar, those my nuts in your mouth?

Speaker 38 Boy, you guys really miss Holly.

Speaker 53 Would you mind putting D's nuts in your mouth, Brown?

Speaker 47 Daniel Ball Leader caught one on his chin as a giant sack was put on the Ravens star by Kayvon Tibbetto's My Nuts in Your Mouth? Hey likely, how do you like this dick, Isaya?

Speaker 48 The Gman.

Speaker 61 24, the Ravens, 20.

Speaker 40 Next up to Kansas City for a battle of AFC Titans that came down to the wire with Josh Allen finding Dawson Johnny Knox for a touchdown making the Chiefs defense look like jackasses but not so fast too much time on the clock for Patrick Mahomes until there wasn't ending the game in an interception we now go down to Patrick on the sideline to talk to us about the game Patrick Holly tomatoes that was a great finish to a great game but I'm just tickled thinking anytime we can get on the field to have this rapid rapid game standing.

Speaker 41 I have 16 seconds.

Speaker 38 Chew, that's time on the clock for me, but sometimes you actually do give me too much time. I get a little big for my britches on that one.
And I'm just looking forward to seeing

Speaker 25 January now.

Speaker 41 Thank you. Back to you, boom.

Speaker 62 Thank you, Patrick.

Speaker 25 Bills, 24. Chiefs, 20.

Speaker 53 Standing on a corner, Jameis Winston down in NOLA.

Speaker 56 Such a fine sight to see.

Speaker 64 Joe and Joe Marr smoking another cigar in their first game back in New Orleans with Jameis Winston goddamn I miss

Speaker 67 him

Speaker 68 he's got his back blown out like he's hanging with Bill Clinton

Speaker 44 the Bengals beat the Saints 34-30 that sounds right 30-26 30 26 that also sounds right

Speaker 71 and that is week six.

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Speaker 74 Okay, week six in the books.

Speaker 77 We're watching the second half of Cowboys Eagles right now.

Speaker 23 So we'll update everyone how that goes.

Speaker 17 Eagles looked incredible first half.

Speaker 8 Lane Johnson out second half and Micah Parsons came alive.

Speaker 77 So this could be a big shift in the NFC East.

Speaker 21 It's interesting.

Speaker 21 What they were doing the first half, they just weren't blocking Micah Parsons and then letting Micah, like his hard charge that he would give, open up space in the defense and then exploiting the place that he used to be.

Speaker 21 Right. It's an interesting technique to be like, we're not going to block your best player and somehow it's going to work.
Yeah.

Speaker 21 But maybe it's just the magic of the second quarter Philadelphia Eagles because

Speaker 21 if you could build the entire game out of the second quarter as the Eagles, you would be the best team to ever play football.

Speaker 82 Best team of all time.

Speaker 84 We also had Cooper Rush come back to earth with the QB rating of 1.0 in the first half.

Speaker 7 Huge first half for Dak Prescott.

Speaker 26 We alluded to it last week that he was coming back down to Earth.

Speaker 89 So maybe not a QB controversy, but we will update it.

Speaker 90 But let's get into the games.

Speaker 17 Let's talk some football.

Speaker 1 A great week six.

Speaker 82 And of course, we have to start.

Speaker 92 The center of the NFL universe is New York City.

Speaker 21 Let's go New York.

Speaker 93 Let's start with Jets 27, Packers 10.

Speaker 94 Hashtag Billy was right.

Speaker 54 Billy,

Speaker 23 what a nice reversal for you after Thursday's outburst.

Speaker 96 Yeah,

Speaker 98 definitely needed that.

Speaker 37 Really bad for me.

Speaker 66 This is big for you.

Speaker 99 This was huge, monumental.

Speaker 21 It's actually like

Speaker 21 the perfect way to wrap this up because if it had ended up the Jets getting blown out by the Packers, this is something, a story that we would have kept going with you.

Speaker 100 It wouldn't have been ahead of time.

Speaker 21 It would have been another week of hell for you. By the way, hashtag be nice to Billy.
Be nice to Billy.

Speaker 21 Billy's our special boy.

Speaker 33 I mean, I don't think I was mean to him.

Speaker 49 No, no, I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about people online.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 61 I'm talking about Jets.

Speaker 97 We don't have to talk about that.

Speaker 21 Let's talk about the Jets. Okay, let's talk about the Jets.

Speaker 103 All right, you brought some notes. I like this.

Speaker 98 Of course, I'm going to bring notes. The Jets are one of the youngest teams in the league.
I think it was.

Speaker 36 I always bring notes. Always.

Speaker 61 Yeah, I know. That's what I said.

Speaker 104 Always.

Speaker 98 So 60% of their players are, I think, under 24. Okay.
So they're a super young team. I mean, seeing what they did today, Salah calls them the baby Jets.

Speaker 96 Okay.

Speaker 61 Nice.

Speaker 98 Like, that sounds weird, but that just shows that something like this is going to build.

Speaker 21 We call it Cessnas.

Speaker 105 They're the Cessnas.

Speaker 54 Yeah. Private Jets.
Yeah, they're the PJs.

Speaker 61 Private Jets.

Speaker 101 Yeah.

Speaker 98 But I mean, just seeing all the young guys ball out was amazing. And I know everyone's like, oh, Zach Wilson had like a

Speaker 98 okay stat line. Yeah, but the number one and most importantly thing is he led the team to a win.
He ran the offense.

Speaker 21 He has the keys.

Speaker 98 And, you know, it was a rainy day in Green Bay. I think it was like frozen rain.
And, you know airing it out in there probably wouldn't have been the best thing.

Speaker 98 We did what we had to do was we ran the ball. Brees Hall is a beast.
Michael Carter beast and then we were just gashing

Speaker 98 in the second half. We're just gashing teams.

Speaker 98 The special teams like the block that blocked first kick but then the blocked punt the return for a touchdown

Speaker 22 is just awesome.

Speaker 21 I mean those are the big vibe plays that get the multiplier up yeah get stuff going.

Speaker 107 Yeah, they're playing hard.

Speaker 21 That's what you can say about this team. And like you can't you can't take anything away from this

Speaker 56 kick.

Speaker 21 They go on the road to Lambeau. Like Billy said, it was raining.
It was a nasty weather game. And you play Aaron Rodgers in Green Bay and you beat the shit out of him.

Speaker 21 There's nothing else you can say. That's just a good win for the Jets.

Speaker 21 I think the Jets are maybe kind of good.

Speaker 85 It's a benchmark win for a young team where it's like you win,

Speaker 91 you know,

Speaker 2 they're basically doing all the steps because they won the crazy game against the Browns, which was insane.

Speaker 111 Then last week, they go and they beat a AFC East division rival for the first time in whatever it was, like two or three years.

Speaker 7 And then they go and they beat a team that has Super Bowl aspirations with a Hall of Fame quarterback and not only beat them, but beat the fuck out of them.

Speaker 82 And yeah, the Jets, everyone should, if you're a Jets fan, you should feel very happy.

Speaker 2 Maybe hashtag be nice to Big Cat and PFT because I was getting hammered.

Speaker 82 I mean, I was getting hammered all day online, but Jets fans being like, see, he told you so.

Speaker 34 Oh, yeah, today.

Speaker 21 And I was like, okay, I mean, you guys you guys deserve to gloat this is yes you you can't do the lows without the highs and you gotta when the highs are high you gotta fucking really just soak it in yeah you know what I feel bad for Packers fans that they have to watch that football team I think we can all agree on that like fact imagine being a Packers fan that would be tough as an owner it's tough for me to support that team I think that when it comes down to the Jets building something you're talking about like this is a win that you can build off there's certain types of wins yeah that you have um that you mentioned a second ago the the next one they have to do is they have to absolutely throttle an inferior opponent.

Speaker 21 You have to beat somebody that you.

Speaker 76 Oh, I was going to say beat the Patriots.

Speaker 21 You have to beat some.

Speaker 21 That's its own one. Yeah.
You have to beat an opponent that you're supposed to beat and just kick their ass all four quarters.

Speaker 118 Yes.

Speaker 98 We were one play away from a clowning. If they had scored on that final drive, it would have been a clowning.

Speaker 119 Yeah, Jordan Love came in the game. Yeah.

Speaker 71 It was, yeah, I mean, the Jets' defense was incredible.

Speaker 46 Quinnen Williams was incredible.

Speaker 86 Sauce Gardner is insane.

Speaker 122 Like, it's very rare that you have a rookie cornerback be that good six games in, and he's just shutting people down.

Speaker 5 There was a nice graphic on

Speaker 76 NBC Football Night in America that just said lost in the sauce, which is that's also a sign.

Speaker 82 Like, Revis Island was a thing.

Speaker 2 You know,

Speaker 76 you need a saying. So,

Speaker 76 having like premier wide receivers get lost in the sauce is a good way to describe what he does to guys.

Speaker 21 Sauce said that it felt like a home game.

Speaker 27 Yeah, he put on the cheese head.

Speaker 25 I fucking love that.

Speaker 21 I love that you, like, you're the Jets. You should not be this cocky.
And this is kind of what we talked about with Billy last week.

Speaker 21 You've had no reason to be cocky as the New York Jets for a long time, but to go into Lambo, beat the shit out of the Packers, and then afterwards to say, yeah, Lambo feeled kind of like it was the, felt like the metal lance, really, no difference.

Speaker 21 I love that attitude that he's got, and he put on the cheese head, and then who was it? Lazard knocked it off?

Speaker 98 Yeah, Brees Hall did a Lambo leap.

Speaker 71 Well, Brees Hall, too, that run that he made was so sick because it was not supposed to be that play.

Speaker 39 So if you watch the play, he was supposed to pitch it back to Garrett Wilson.

Speaker 2 And he said afterwards, he's like, I just saw space.

Speaker 127 So I was like, fucking, I'm going for it.

Speaker 122 So he like that, it was like, what, a 35, 40 yard touchdown run?

Speaker 7 If you watch it back, it's sick knowing that it was supposed to be him tossing it back.

Speaker 129 And he was like, oh, I saw my seam and I just fucking took off.

Speaker 2 And, you know, there was Brees Hall was mocked by some as a pick.

Speaker 92 Not by us, except for when Jerry O'Connell picked him.

Speaker 82 But I saw people like Jets fans going after pro football focus guys.

Speaker 131 That's all part of it.

Speaker 125 Jets fans deserve to have that moment.

Speaker 39 Their team looks really good and really young, and they should enjoy the fuck out of this win because it was an absolute asking.

Speaker 21 Yeah, you are well within your rights to reply to any of my tweets.

Speaker 61 Oh, Cat's tweets.

Speaker 108 They already know the part of my take tweets.

Speaker 44 They have.

Speaker 21 You've had open season on us today. And honestly, we will wear this one.

Speaker 21 Billy was right about it.

Speaker 21 A couple other things. This was like a LaFleur family battle here because Mike LaFleur is the offensive coordinator on the Jets who then proceeded to clown his brother in Green Bay.

Speaker 21 That's kind of cool.

Speaker 33 Yep.

Speaker 21 Also, I feel like this might be start of a tipping point for Aaron Rodgers to start turning on Matt LaFleur as his head coach because after the game, he said they need to fix some things offensively simpler.

Speaker 21 Make them simpler. It's simple.
Simplify some things.

Speaker 102 All of it.

Speaker 21 A lot of it is simple mistakes. If we're making simple mistakes on complex plays, to me, we need to simplify some things.

Speaker 76 He also said that he took big-time ownership and he said he has to raise his game a tick.

Speaker 21 Well, yeah, a tick.

Speaker 21 Now, you'll notice he threw that, raise my game a tick in after he said all this stuff about how bad the coaching was and the game plan.

Speaker 21 He's like, oh, shit, I better toss in something about, I guess maybe I could wake up a couple minutes earlier in stretch order.

Speaker 4 No, the Packers are broken.

Speaker 17 And, like,

Speaker 134 I know that I've fallen for this trap before, but they don't have any top-end talent at wide receiver.

Speaker 8 The entire like build of this team was supposed to be elite defense and be able to run the ball.

Speaker 2 Their defense is not elite yet.

Speaker 86 Maybe it gets there.

Speaker 101 I don't know.

Speaker 39 But it's clear, like, I'll say something nice about Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 8 He basically has to play perfect for them to have a chance to win.

Speaker 23 And sometimes he does.

Speaker 82 It doesn't feel like any, if you're watching these games, it feels like none of his wide receivers are getting any type of like big-time separation.

Speaker 39 And he's got to make perfect passes to have those big, explosive Aaron Rodgers-type plays.

Speaker 97 And yeah,

Speaker 42 I don't want to get excited, but I think the Packers are officially broken.

Speaker 21 I don't think they're broken. I think they're in the process.
They're bending. They're bend, but don't break.

Speaker 6 There's two games to the Giants and Jets

Speaker 18 where they're

Speaker 137 a touchdown favorite in both.

Speaker 126 And it just doesn't, like, Aaron Rodgers doesn't lose these type of games at home, especially off of a loss.

Speaker 21 It feels a little different. That was in England.
England's different. I'm just going to sell Kratom over there.
He's probably nervous going into the game.

Speaker 33 Feels a little different.

Speaker 98 Whoa, quick thing. Last thing I just want to say:

Speaker 98 Jets sacked him four times, Quinn Williams with two sacks. They pressured or hit him over 20, like, I think it was 25 times.
Yeah.

Speaker 61 It's a lot. They were all over him.

Speaker 98 Jets' defense is hitting.

Speaker 71 That's a lot. Yeah, the Jets defense is good.

Speaker 82 I guess Aaron Rodgers is playing the Commanders next week, so I'm sure.

Speaker 21 Get-right game.

Speaker 39 But there's been, like, they've had multiple get-right games. You know what I mean?

Speaker 99 Like, they beat, they, they barely beat what was, what seems to be not a great Bucs team.

Speaker 23 Uh-huh.

Speaker 71 They barely beat a Brian Hoyer-started Billy Zappi in relief Patriots team, lost the Giants, lost to the Jets.

Speaker 7 Like,

Speaker 23 the only great win they have is they kicked the fuck out of the Bears.

Speaker 74 And I even said at that moment, they didn't embarrass us like they usually do.

Speaker 21 I actually, I'm changing my mind on next week. Commanders coming off a mini-buy.

Speaker 19 Dude.

Speaker 21 They've got a little momentum. And guess what? Taylor Heineke's starting.
Yeah. No Carson Wentz.
He broke his finger.

Speaker 141 Which first reported on, pardon my take.

Speaker 21 Hopefully he's okay. I mean, God forbid he has to stay out for the rest of the season.
But Taylor Heineke's coming in.

Speaker 21 And Taylor Heineke, if there's one thing that he does, is he comes off the bench and he plays electric games and sometimes steals ones. Yes.
So I'm all in on the commies.

Speaker 21 I'm already declaring commies against the spread this week, no matter what. I'm just saying, like,

Speaker 6 you see what the Packers have done so far this year, and it kind of, you're like, oh, wait, that's weird because it was, you know, week one, classic.

Speaker 60 Oh, they come out slow.

Speaker 82 Then they play the Bears, and they're going to beat the Bears, and they always beat the Bears, and I know that's going to happen.

Speaker 2 They do that.

Speaker 71 Then they beat the Bucs, and it was like, well, that was a slugfest.

Speaker 8 Two teams. It could be the NFC championship game.

Speaker 33 The Bucs kind of stink. Yeah.

Speaker 145 And so I don't know.

Speaker 44 I think the Packers might be broken.

Speaker 2 And they have to play the Bills after they play the Commanders, which will be...

Speaker 43 I hope the Bills.

Speaker 61 They'll probably kick the shit out of them.

Speaker 146 And the Pats weren't even trying to beat them.

Speaker 131 Yeah, the Pats weren't even trying to beat them.

Speaker 45 That's right.

Speaker 147 Good point. That's a good fact.

Speaker 21 Good fact, Hank. They were were just trying to get out there with a guy, right?

Speaker 21 That's a fact. Absolute fact.

Speaker 124 Good point.

Speaker 12 Okay, so.

Speaker 21 Also, Aaron Rodgers looks stupid playing in the giant yellow helmet. Yep.
Every year that that happens, it's like him and Crosby, it always looks like they're that little Martian cartoon.

Speaker 18 Yeah, they look like aliens. Yeah.

Speaker 146 Those jerseys and the Steelers' jerseys are the worst throwbacks.

Speaker 61 The worst.

Speaker 56 You don't like the Bumblebees?

Speaker 25 No. No.

Speaker 69 It's also like the.

Speaker 37 And they have good regular jerseys.

Speaker 39 Right.

Speaker 114 I don't know. I never understood.

Speaker 99 That was kind of my point with the Bears wearing the orange helmets.

Speaker 80 Like, there's old classic franchises that should never, like, why would you fix a Packers' jersey or a Steelers' jersey or a Bears?

Speaker 82 Like, they're just, they're good.

Speaker 124 They've been around forever.

Speaker 6 Just do that.

Speaker 7 Okay, so the Cowboys just scored.

Speaker 21 Jesus.

Speaker 128 Max has completely let me down.

Speaker 26 This game is completely flipped.

Speaker 21 What's wrong with the Eagles in the third quarter or fourth quarter now?

Speaker 124 Now,

Speaker 21 this is bad vibes for your boy.

Speaker 33 Undefielded?

Speaker 21 Yeah, this would be bad timing. We put the undefiegled season-long 17 Eagles.

Speaker 116 And jam you in one weekend.

Speaker 21 That sucks. Sorry.
Yeah.

Speaker 21 I'll take ownership of that.

Speaker 97 Damn it.

Speaker 8 I have lost every bet today.

Speaker 21 Because I was going to do a pizza party for the Eagles if they went 17.

Speaker 61 Yeah, I was going to double it.

Speaker 79 Okay, so...

Speaker 92 Moving on to the next one.

Speaker 82 So congrats to the Jets. This is definitely a moment in time where Jets fans should be reading and listening to everything on Monday because it's...

Speaker 79 I mean, that was an ass kicking.

Speaker 12 And it was so much...

Speaker 120 It's fun when you get an ass kicking and also you get to throw in the

Speaker 149 block punt for a touchdown.

Speaker 148 Those are just ass-kicking plays where it's like we own this team in all three phases.

Speaker 21 And what did Salah say he's going to be jamming things down? People

Speaker 96 are wide open.

Speaker 12 We are open wide for Robert Salah.

Speaker 14 Just throw him in there.

Speaker 79 So, next up, like I said, New York City is the football capital of the world right now.

Speaker 82 Last time that the Jets and Giants combined for nine wins through week six was 2010, so it's been over a decade, and the New York York Giants are five and one.

Speaker 13 They beat the Ravens 24-20.

Speaker 111 Brian Dable is far and away the coach of the year through six weeks, through six weeks, down 20 to 10 in the fourth quarter.

Speaker 14 They do one of their patented like 75-yard drives where they eat some clock, get a big turnover, and the New York Giants, like they're, Brian Dable is making

Speaker 82 a good team out of just a not great roster.

Speaker 21 It's like string, duct tape, a coat hanger, and like some sandpaper that he's put together. And I think he is the best coach in the NFL right now.
I think, without a doubt, he's coach of the year.

Speaker 21 His teams are fun to watch. As we said, his offense is fun to watch, even though it's Daniel Jones running.
And I will say, Daquan's insane. I'll say, Daniel Jones, I owe you an apology, young man.

Speaker 21 I wasn't really familiar with your game. Daniel Jones is playing pretty good right now.

Speaker 21 He's doing everything they're asking him to do, and he plays hard, and his teammates like him. That's apparent.
That was never really the question. But under Dable, this team has become

Speaker 21 sneakily fun to watch.

Speaker 63 And

Speaker 21 I've, yeah, and very good. Like, they're a very solid football team.
They're never going to beat themselves.

Speaker 23 And they're not going to blow anyone out. So I think there's people that are probably going to do the schedule game and say, oh, well, they barely beat this team.

Speaker 120 No, that's kind of what the design is here.

Speaker 82 They stick around long enough that they got to make one or two drives and they can win a game.

Speaker 110 And it was,

Speaker 82 I was shocked because it felt like the Ravens were in control the entire game.

Speaker 8 And here's the craziest part about the Giants, the 5-1 New York Giants, their upcoming schedule at Jaguars, at Seahawks,

Speaker 80 Texans, and Lions at home.

Speaker 90 They could easily be 8-2, 9-1.

Speaker 45 Like, those are, I don't know if they'll be favored in all those, but they will.

Speaker 152 We could be sitting here in December and being like, whoa, the Giants are like, what's going on here?

Speaker 5 They are surprising people.

Speaker 23 And Brian Dable has my vote for coach of the year.

Speaker 21 He has mine too.

Speaker 2 He has my vote. Yeah.

Speaker 85 And Daniel Jones, again, like proving even Daniel Jones had the

Speaker 154 classic Daniel Jones interception, but then was called back for, I think it was past interference or something, where it was like you had the moment where you could, in your head, make the, oh, here comes Daniel Jones again, classic Daniel Jones.

Speaker 77 Like, nope.

Speaker 145 Like, vindicated, Giants win.

Speaker 21 Yeah, there's a lot of things you can say about the other teams that are like five and one in the league or in the Eagles' case, undefeated for now.

Speaker 61 For now.

Speaker 21 You can call them like exciting. You can call them a wagon.
You can call them a lot of different things. With the Giants, you just call them a football team.

Speaker 21 They're just like top to bottom, a football team. On defense, they're opportunistic.
They take advantage of a lot of stuff that the opposing offense gives them. Even though Max...

Speaker 21 What's his name? Max Andrews, the tight end on the

Speaker 21 Ravens? On the Ravens. Mark Andrews? Mark Andrews.
Sorry, Mark Andrews, the tight end on the Ravens.

Speaker 21 He had that one play in the end zone where they threw the ball to him and he batted it up in the air like he was a volleyball player. Yeah, yeah.
He was trying to set it for somebody else.

Speaker 21 They didn't pick that one off, which they very easily could have, but they're very opportunistic on defense.

Speaker 156 Yeah, no, and Mark Jackson, Kayvon Thibodeau, was awesome.

Speaker 82 This was his arrival moment.

Speaker 2 This was the moment where it was like, okay, that's why you did a top 10 pick on him.

Speaker 95 This is why the questions out of Oregon, like, does he love football?

Speaker 117 Okay, let's put that aside.

Speaker 23 And he's a really fucking good football player.

Speaker 2 and he had the big plays down the stretch.

Speaker 71 And you need a couple guys like that for a roster that doesn't have anyone to have a couple top end guys.

Speaker 82 Also, Lamar Jackson, this was his first time losing to an NFC team.

Speaker 21 That's crazy.

Speaker 157 12-0 until today.

Speaker 25 I had no idea.

Speaker 21 That's a wild step.

Speaker 61 That's a wild step.

Speaker 21 But his performance in the second half, like, he is not having a good season in the fourth quarter this year.

Speaker 21 His stats in the fourth quarter,

Speaker 21 he only has one passing touchdown. He's got four interceptions, five turnovers, and a passer rating of 56.3.
So they've blown three double-digit leads.

Speaker 74 Yeah, the Ravens

Speaker 136 as a team, in the first three quarters, they're plus 62.

Speaker 76 Yeah.

Speaker 117 And in the fourth quarter, they're minus 42.

Speaker 45 You know how? So they have problems.

Speaker 21 We talked about creating like a platoon of quarterbacks. If you have like a starter, a middle reliever, a setup man, and a closer.

Speaker 21 I actually sat down and made a list when I was watching this after the Ravens choked this one away.

Speaker 21 And the Giants won, but the Ravens, again, this is another big fourth quarter blunder that they have.

Speaker 21 My ideal quarterback, if I could have a situation where I have a starter, a middle reliever, a setup man, and a closer, Lamar Jackson, first quarter. Yep.
Jalen Hurts, second quarter quarterback.

Speaker 97 Yep.

Speaker 21 Mitch, third quarter. Yep.
Coming off the bench. And then Kyler Murray.

Speaker 61 Yeah, Kyler Murray's got to be fourth quarter.

Speaker 21 And then if it goes to overtime, Tim Thibault.

Speaker 27 Okay.

Speaker 20 Or Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 21 Or Mahomes. Either way.

Speaker 117 You can do Mahomes any quarter.

Speaker 18 But yes, I like that.

Speaker 68 I like that lineup.

Speaker 144 That's a solid lineup.

Speaker 21 Show me where it loses. Yeah.

Speaker 71 No, that's a good lineup.

Speaker 137 But yeah,

Speaker 136 the Ravens are just weird.

Speaker 21 They just have...

Speaker 152 There's flashes of them being the Ravens of old, and then all their losses this year have been inexplicably bad.

Speaker 99 Yeah.

Speaker 39 We're like, how did you lose that game?

Speaker 97 What happened there?

Speaker 21 Like that Dolphins lost.

Speaker 21 That was soul-crushing.

Speaker 39 Right.

Speaker 82 And again, credit to the Giants because the Giants, like they're, basically the Giants go into every game being like, Let's just hang around long enough where they'll fuck up and we'll win this game.

Speaker 117 And that's what they've done the last few games.

Speaker 8 Also, nice to see Kenyon Drake.

Speaker 4 Forgot about him.

Speaker 72 Yeah, I can never figure out. He was awesome for the Ravens today.

Speaker 21 I can never figure out if Kenyon Drake is the most perfectly average NFL running back. He must be because he keeps getting chances.

Speaker 21 And then he'll have games where he averages like 2.1 yards per carry. He'll have a streak of like four in a row of those.
And he'll have a game like today.

Speaker 128 Yeah, no, Kenyon Drake is, anecdotally speaking, it has to be like the number one fantasy shared guy.

Speaker 140 Like everyone has had Kenyon Drake on their team at one point, either Either drafted him or picked him up on waivers and been like, Because you know when you do that thing where you look you look at the total points and then you look at the game log It's like oh, yeah, that's because he had three touchdowns one week and every other week he scores two points like fuck it.

Speaker 8 What if he has a three touchdown game Kenyon Drake?

Speaker 21 I think he's a guy that has been handcuffed more than any other running back.

Speaker 21 I feel like it's like besides OJ it's you draft a guy and then you get Kenyon Drake as your backup and then he comes in and has like two games where he scores a total three touchdowns.

Speaker 21 Then you forget about him for the rest of the season.

Speaker 99 Right.

Speaker 160 And then you maybe keep him on your bench and he just, you know, doesn't do anything.

Speaker 161 And then that one week he does something crazy. You're like, fuck.

Speaker 21 Yeah, I forgot about starting Kenyon Drake. Yeah, that was, I think that was 2018 for me.
I think I had

Speaker 23 to say Kenyon Drake was sitting there on my bench, and I didn't start him.

Speaker 90 But yeah, nice game for him.

Speaker 23 So shout out Kenyon Drake, just still out there doing it.

Speaker 19 Yep.

Speaker 21 Also, I did, I bought more part of my cheese steaks, and me and Billy, I'm going to douse my cheese steak and the hot sauce to make it up to Billy for doubting the Jets.

Speaker 21 That'll be on PM TV if you want to watch that.

Speaker 19 Okay, nice, nice, love it.

Speaker 17 So that's New York football.

Speaker 45 Kings of the NFL right now.

Speaker 61 How about it?

Speaker 46 Like we were, Hank and I were talking. We've been living in New York for what, six and a half years?

Speaker 95 They've never been good.

Speaker 95 Like together, they've never been good.

Speaker 18 I mean, the Giants went, the boat picture

Speaker 11 was kind of the end of it.

Speaker 82 But yeah, it's like crazy to see both of the teams doing well at the same time for the first time in what feels like forever.

Speaker 21 New York's a football move here.

Speaker 61 Yeah.

Speaker 74 2010 was the last time they had this many wins through week six.

Speaker 21 It's really a football town. That's all the city cares about right now.
Yep.

Speaker 46 And you got two coaches that are front page news.

Speaker 112 If the Sopranos was still going on, they'd both make cameos.

Speaker 21 It'd be great. You see that guy over there? That's the man genius.

Speaker 145 That's solid.

Speaker 44 That's Sala.

Speaker 23 After we get our check, he'll make you eat the receipt.

Speaker 72 Okay, next up, another shocker of the day.

Speaker 31 Steelers 20, Bucs, 18.

Speaker 158 Mitch Trubisky, the Mitch Trubisky revenge game, not really, it's kind of revenge against his own team.

Speaker 87 Yeah.

Speaker 76 And also, he just owns the Bucs because he had his best game ever as a pro when he threw six touchdowns against the Bucs in like 2018, I want to say.

Speaker 13 But the Steelers shock the Bucs, win 20-18.

Speaker 82 I'll start with the Steelers.

Speaker 143 Mike Tomlin,

Speaker 70 like,

Speaker 161 he is

Speaker 2 so perfectly Mike Tomlin in that even when he's bad, when his team is bad, he will always get one of these games where it's like, oh, the Steelers are nine-point underdogs.

Speaker 5 Oh, okay.

Speaker 2 Mike Tomlin's going to find a way to get them going. Rah-rah, Mike Tomlin.

Speaker 39 He's just, that's just what he does.

Speaker 144 His teams will never quit.

Speaker 6 Like, you know what I mean? Like, it's crazy.

Speaker 8 The Steelers looked like the worst team in the NFL last week against the Bills.

Speaker 23 And then they show up today, and it's not like they look like world beaters, but they went toe-to-toe with all three starting cornerbacks out and Micah Fitzpatrick out.

Speaker 2 And this is the first time the Steelers now have won a game without TJ Watt since he was drafted.

Speaker 21 Which is a wild thing.

Speaker 96 0-8.

Speaker 21 Yeah, they were 0-8 before this. I have no idea how they won this game, to be honest.
And it's not like it was a fluke the way that they won it because I think they were the better team today.

Speaker 21 But just judging on what we saw against the Bills last week compared to the team that came out in the first half this week,

Speaker 21 it looked like night and day. Like even before Mitch got in the game.
When Kenny was playing, it still looked like they were the better team out there.

Speaker 21 And then Mitch came in, Mitch played fucking lights out against him.

Speaker 21 I think the Bucs might be bad. Well, a lot of people, this is actually a great conversation that we're having because Tom Brady went to a wedding on Friday.

Speaker 21 Might have gotten drunk at Mr. Kraft's wedding.
Bill Belichick didn't go to that wedding, spent that time preparing. Patriots win.
Tom Brady loses. Wait, let's have it.

Speaker 92 First of all, Robert Kraft getting married in the fall is a bullshit.

Speaker 21 I actually think it's crazy that Robert Kraft got married on a Friday, which is a big time poor person. That's a poor person move.

Speaker 120 But it's also like

Speaker 152 it's football season, dude.

Speaker 133 Yeah.

Speaker 61 I did it on a Friday. Yeah.

Speaker 125 That's why you do it in the other eight months of the year.

Speaker 21 You do a summer wedding. I think a Friday wedding during football season is the only appropriate way to go, probably.

Speaker 69 Agreed, but still, that's shocking that

Speaker 85 he would get married in football season.

Speaker 61 Yeah.

Speaker 125 There's a lot of months that, I mean, we hate them.

Speaker 17 They're the worst months, the months without football.

Speaker 36 Yeah. That's when you have your wedding.

Speaker 21 You won't even say those months. But what if it was a big plan by Kraft to get Tom Brady to come to his wedding, get him drunk, then he would lose.
Just a big revenge against Tom Brady.

Speaker 112 So, I mean, Tom Brady looked bad, and it also, like, it looks like Tom Brady's powers were taken away because he also got stuffed on a,

Speaker 5 I think it was a third and one, not a fourth and one, but he got stuffed on the like classic the Eagles just scored.

Speaker 2 Thank God.

Speaker 140 Now you got to hold that lead, Max.

Speaker 103 Now you got to hold that.

Speaker 165 That was a man's drive right there.

Speaker 141 That was a man's drive.

Speaker 166 It was big boy film. That was a big boy film.

Speaker 107 They just ran the ball down their fucking throats throats right there.

Speaker 23 Yes, he's Philly showing.

Speaker 21 He's ready to fight somebody.

Speaker 61 You swear why.

Speaker 31 Wait, what did you say, Max?

Speaker 103 Said.

Speaker 43 Said.

Speaker 168 Yeah, that's like a famous Phillies fan video.

Speaker 85 Yeah, he was just screaming that into his selfie video on Saturday.

Speaker 1 We're going to talk about playoff baseball, but Max just going, like, kind of borderline on tears and just screaming, said.

Speaker 141 Said. That's what he did.
Said.

Speaker 21 Last week when we were watching football out in the gambling cave, when Max gets really excited about this thing, he almost gets sad because he's, I think he looks around because he's like, he's looking for somebody that's doubting him so that he can fight them, and then he gets sad because there's no waiters around.

Speaker 73 Yeah, no, I liken it to like

Speaker 86 a waiter would come over and just be like, sir, your Philly's showing.

Speaker 144 Can you please tuck that back in?

Speaker 80 Like, this is a fine establishment here.

Speaker 83 What are you going to say, Billy?

Speaker 34 Is Tom Brady technically single now?

Speaker 18 I wouldn't say.

Speaker 71 I mean, he's still married.

Speaker 21 Wedding's a great place to meet chicks.

Speaker 22 He is married, not divorced officially.

Speaker 108 What are you asking, Billy?

Speaker 98 Did he find him?

Speaker 98 He might have been at the wedding, just like late night socializing.

Speaker 31 PFT, I tagged you in that tweet.

Speaker 85 Did you see the kid on your corner?

Speaker 101 What does that have to do with that?

Speaker 21 No, I did see it. I've taken myself out of the Giselle bachelor, bachelorette thing.
I'm not interested in courting. Giselle would never work between us.
I don't think that we have anything in common.

Speaker 21 I would not be able to handle giving up football in the fall either. Yes.
So, Giselle, you can find that good dick somewhere else because

Speaker 21 it's not happening here.

Speaker 102 Keep moving on, sweetie.

Speaker 169 By the way, the Eagles are going for two to go up with the major vibes, too.

Speaker 103 What the fuck, Max?

Speaker 81 This is where I do not agree with you because now I'm completely fucked with the Cowboys kick a field goal.

Speaker 21 Why are they going up two right now?

Speaker 23 Why are they going for two?

Speaker 21 They're up nine points. Because the vibes.

Speaker 98 They just converted a fourth down.

Speaker 21 Because the vibes are high?

Speaker 49 The vibes are high.

Speaker 21 This is my only concern with the Eagles this year, is Nick Siriani's decision-making getting on later in games, blowing everybody off.

Speaker 136 The last sportsman-like penalty was they're doing it under the worst.

Speaker 56 Okay.

Speaker 61 That's probably not the same thing.

Speaker 70 That's not going to fucking.

Speaker 21 No, that makes sense. That makes sense.

Speaker 36 They got stuffed.

Speaker 37 Oh, my God.

Speaker 109 And now I get fucked.

Speaker 70 And now I get fucked.

Speaker 17 Why didn't they just?

Speaker 69 Fuck you, Max, you fucking piece of shit.

Speaker 128 Sorry, I didn't mean to say that.

Speaker 21 This is what concerns me about Nick Siriani, though, because the Eagles haven't been in close games. We don't know if Nick Siriani is a dum-dum when it comes down to the end of games or not.

Speaker 21 He might be a great coach that gets his team ready to play, but I don't know.

Speaker 34 Yeah. I don't know.
Okay.

Speaker 61 We were in a close game last week.

Speaker 23 All right, well, just get the stop, and I won't be mad at you.

Speaker 159 That's a good point, Max.

Speaker 78 That's a great point.

Speaker 125 That was unfortunate for me.

Speaker 23 Okay, that was a man's strive.

Speaker 7 But back to the Steelers Bucs.

Speaker 99 The Bucs might just suck.

Speaker 144 It does feel like Gronk needs to come back and save the day.

Speaker 2 Tom Brady, like I said, got stuffed on a QB sneak, which you never, ever see.

Speaker 149 I think it's the most effective play in football when he QB sneaks.

Speaker 109 The Bucs also, if you take out the Wild Chiefs Sunday night game where it was just back and forth and they were down early and they were throwing a million times, the Bucs have scored six touchdowns in the five other games.

Speaker 65 That's not good.

Speaker 46 Six offensive touchdowns in the five other games.

Speaker 148 They've yet to score a first quarter touchdown.

Speaker 8 It feels like something's broken.

Speaker 113 And I know

Speaker 8 it's kind of similar to the Packers conversation, like, don't doubt Tom Brady.

Speaker 69 He'll figure it out.

Speaker 109 But it does, it feels like he's more frustrated than he's ever been.

Speaker 85 And

Speaker 116 his team is more broken than they've ever been.

Speaker 21 Yeah, he was barking at his offensive lineman this week. Yeah, really, like, right up in their faces.

Speaker 21 Yeah, yeah, you could say that when Tom Brady does it, it's different because he's Tom Brady. Yeah.
And he's allowed to like demand excellence out of people like that.

Speaker 21 But it didn't seem like they were enjoying being screamed at at the time at all.

Speaker 21 I don't think anybody in that situation would.

Speaker 21 But yeah, I think the Bucs are, they're not good. They haven't played good.

Speaker 96 That's just point blank.

Speaker 21 Like, even when they win, they're winning ugly right now. And you could say, yeah.

Speaker 21 Like the Packers, they're missing weapons. Cam Brady is probably out with a concussion for at least a week or so.

Speaker 13 Shout out, Mincy, our good friend in the gambling cave.

Speaker 86 Cam Brait went down with a concussion and was like, do you think Gronk will come back?

Speaker 162 And Stephen Che was just like,

Speaker 23 can we get him off the field on the stretcher first?

Speaker 21 I mean, that injury was bad. It was bad.
In that when he went down, he seemed like he was okay at first, like moving his arms and legs.

Speaker 21 And then people started sending out tweets being like, something bad just developed in the course of his injury when he was down on the field.

Speaker 161 They double injury musicked him.

Speaker 109 Yeah, he got down.

Speaker 21 That was bad.

Speaker 82 So they went to commercial with the injury music, came back, saw that the stretcher was coming out, then went back to the commercial with injury music.

Speaker 85 You got double injury music, it's bad.

Speaker 21 You got to have a slower version of the injury music for the second time. Yeah.
Like injury music chopped and screwed.

Speaker 105 Yeah.

Speaker 21 Put it on half speed.

Speaker 129 Not good.

Speaker 21 It wasn't good. I think he's okay now.

Speaker 21 But it was, yeah, it was kind of honestly like scary because whenever they come back from the break and then there's more people on the field than there were before, that's when you know that it's bad.

Speaker 66 Yes.

Speaker 21 They're like trainers that normally don't come off the sidelines at all got brought out there. Yes.
But yeah,

Speaker 21 on the football aspect, the Bucs aren't very good right now.

Speaker 61 No, they're broke.

Speaker 92 I'm just saying it.

Speaker 8 They're like something is wrong, and

Speaker 114 you could just see it.

Speaker 74 Like their offense, it feels like outside of Leonard Fournette who gets the dump offs and he runs really hard,

Speaker 22 it feels like they have no ability to stretch the field.

Speaker 82 It feels like there's no consistency on third down plays.

Speaker 85 It feels like everyone's very covered.

Speaker 110 They've now lost two games, not being able to convert a two-point conversion at the end of the game, which is like crazy for a Tom Brady offense to not be able to get a two-point conversion.

Speaker 97 Right.

Speaker 21 So, what did Antonio Brown tweet anything out over the course of this game? I feel like he would have some takes, but I'm blocked by himself.

Speaker 5 He was probably still hungover from Robert Kraft's wedding.

Speaker 21 Yeah, he's probably there.

Speaker 93 Yeah, he was sure. He probably was the band.

Speaker 12 Yeah. He probably showed up.

Speaker 39 In his mind, he was the band.

Speaker 108 Yeah, Pitt to the Palace.

Speaker 44 Yes, yes.

Speaker 60 He was doing that for sure.

Speaker 170 But yeah, it's his last tweet from two hours ago. Okay.
Put that shit on. Now days off.

Speaker 49 Now days off.

Speaker 21 I like that. Hashtag now days off.

Speaker 21 Did he have anything to say about the game?

Speaker 170 Remember? Three hours ago. Remember, I'm always bad.

Speaker 30 Remember, I'm always bad.

Speaker 97 Balls attitude direction.

Speaker 44 Ooh, I like that.

Speaker 21 Jake acronym. Can you put a reminder for us to remember that Antonio Brown's always bad?

Speaker 64 Balls attitude direction.

Speaker 96 Direction.

Speaker 21 I got one more.

Speaker 124 It's AB, not ABC.

Speaker 170 ABC is for kids.

Speaker 25 I don't really care. Okay, yeah, I got it.

Speaker 21 Sure.

Speaker 57 Yeah.

Speaker 19 No, I don't either.

Speaker 21 I think Antonio Brown just like pops an Adderall, opens up Photoshop, and he's like,

Speaker 21 How can I get my name in the news this Sunday?

Speaker 61 Yeah, let's go with his tweets.

Speaker 34 These are interesting.

Speaker 33 Yeah, okay.

Speaker 160 It is

Speaker 31 very interesting to watch.

Speaker 21 I'm pissed off that he blocked me. Can you ask him to unblock me?

Speaker 170 Yes, I'll ask right now.

Speaker 82 Who do the Bucs let's I want to take a quick look because I feel like with the Bucs and the Packers are actually very similar in that we just keep saying, well, there's a get-right get-right game coming.

Speaker 100 And this week was the get-right game for both of them.

Speaker 21 Well, they got the Panthers next week.

Speaker 102 Okay, so that is the first thing.

Speaker 21 That's the official get-right game.

Speaker 69 Okay, well, yeah, I guess that would be the only thing that you could say pro-Bucs is that

Speaker 19 outside of the Falcons who are very frisky and fun and will get to them, it does feel like they'll win the South no matter what.

Speaker 107 You know what I mean?

Speaker 131 So like they have a little bit more, unlike the Packers who have the Vikings who are playing good football, the Bucs do have a little bit more of a room for error where if you had to put your life on the line right now, you'd say the Bucs are going to be the players.

Speaker 21 Yeah, right?

Speaker 21 I'm actually thinking about putting a future on the Trooper Rush interception.

Speaker 34 Thank you.

Speaker 21 I'm thinking about putting a future on the Falcons to win that division.

Speaker 44 Ooh,

Speaker 21 I like the Falcons.

Speaker 51 They're frisky fun.

Speaker 21 I think they're better than frisky.

Speaker 3 No, they're frisky fun.

Speaker 19 Okay. Yeah, that's a combo.

Speaker 56 It's a combo play.

Speaker 21 Is that better or worse than being legit?

Speaker 12 It's a step below legit.

Speaker 33 Okay.

Speaker 6 So you go frisky.

Speaker 82 Well, you can go fun, and then when you're frisky, you're starting to get good. And then when you're frisky and fun, it's like, whoa, what's going on here?

Speaker 2 We got to start paying attention to this.

Speaker 21 In my look ahead, I've got the Falcons as a don't look now team.

Speaker 108 Yep.

Speaker 97 Yep.

Speaker 18 That's, yeah.

Speaker 151 They could be somewhere in a few weeks and be like, whoa, where'd this come from?

Speaker 61 Yeah, don't worry.

Speaker 101 Okay.

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Speaker 31 Okay, speaking of Louisiana, Bengals, Saints, Bengals win 30 to 26.

Speaker 5 Jamar Chase and Joe Burrow just love the Superdome.

Speaker 21 They love the dome, home cooking.

Speaker 99 They love the Dome so much.

Speaker 1 They had, so Joe Burrow and Jamar Chase have played played two games in the Superdome in college and NFL.

Speaker 76 Joe Burrow, 763 yards, eight touchdowns.

Speaker 82 Jamar Chase, 353 yards, four touchdowns.

Speaker 39 So they just love the Dome. It was cool.

Speaker 93 Joe Burrow came out in the hallway before, was wearing Jamar Chase's national championship jersey.

Speaker 151 They basically, that was, we want to talk about get-right games.

Speaker 151 That felt like what the Bengals looked like last year, not only with Joe Burrow finding Jamar Chase for the big plays, the explosive plays, but also the Bengals getting kind of exposed in the first half, and then the second half changing their entire defense and shutting it down.

Speaker 31 Yeah, that was what they did last year down the stretch.

Speaker 21 This actually might be the official end of the Bengals Super Bowl hangover this week.

Speaker 21 I feel like New Orleans is their get-right that marked the end of it because now they get to bank some wins probably.

Speaker 21 And when you look ahead, like you can, I love to do this, is just count wins and losses, and

Speaker 34 I'll usually be completely wrong

Speaker 152 about them.

Speaker 21 But I feel like going in not until like December 4th, they play the Chiefs. That's going to be their next hard game that they have.

Speaker 21 And I feel like the Bengals could probably put five or six wins in their column after that.

Speaker 133 Yep.

Speaker 21 Or before they get to that point. So this was big for them.
And I do think that there's something about just being in a room that you like that you've had success in that naturally you play.

Speaker 21 It was so easy when he threw that ball to Jamar Chase and Jamar just turned around, shrugged a guy off, and then easily beat a guy to the outside.

Speaker 21 That was a man man who was comfortable in the room that he was in.

Speaker 2 Yeah, and it was, I mean, I think, obviously, Saints fans are not conflicted.

Speaker 2 They want to win, but it's got to be a lot of those Saints fans are LSU fans.

Speaker 46 They're like, oh, this looks familiar.

Speaker 92 Not as fun having it happen to us instead of for us.

Speaker 82 But, yeah, it did feel like the Bengals, like, for the first time this year, looked.

Speaker 18 Like the Bengal.

Speaker 82 And they didn't win convincingly, and that's kind of what they did last year down the stretch. You know what I mean?

Speaker 7 Like, having those games where first half, they don't look great.

Speaker 12 They figure some shit out, and Joe Burrow hits Jamar Chase, and it all works out.

Speaker 23 And yeah,

Speaker 2 Andy Dalton revenge game falls flat.

Speaker 17 Thought it was going to happen.

Speaker 44 The Saints were just running the ball down their throat for a while there, including my new favorite name in the NFL.

Speaker 76 I don't know if you saw this guy scored a touchdown.

Speaker 136 Rashid Shaheed.

Speaker 133 Yeah.

Speaker 61 Awesome name.

Speaker 101 It is.

Speaker 82 Hall of Fame name from Weber State.

Speaker 1 Undrafted.

Speaker 136 Rashid Shaheed.

Speaker 19 He had the long run, right?

Speaker 110 He had the, I think it was a jet sweep or something where he, yeah, it was basically like, wait, is anyone going to tackle him?

Speaker 113 No, no no one's going to tackle him.

Speaker 156 Oh, his name's Rashid Sheed.

Speaker 21 It kind of sucks watching the Saints without Jameis. Yeah.

Speaker 21 If you're going to give

Speaker 21 a game with no Jameis, just give me a Taysom Hill game. Because at least those can be fun.
Those are exciting. It's something different going on.

Speaker 23 Now, just so I want to make sure you're on the record.

Speaker 84 Andy Dalton, nice guy.

Speaker 21 Andy Dalton, very nice guy. In fact, I think he's going to make a fantastic 9-8 quarterback for the Indianapolis Colts next year.

Speaker 24 Nice guy.

Speaker 21 But right now, I don't want to see him playing for the Saints.

Speaker 21 Andy Dalton's a good backup, but I don't want to see more than two weeks of Andy Dalton in a Saints uniform.

Speaker 69 It's a bummer.

Speaker 137 And it was nice, though, having the whole revenge game factor

Speaker 82 because, you know, it did feel like Andy had a little pep in his step to start, and then he realized that he's Andy Dalton and he's also old.

Speaker 116 And, yeah,

Speaker 76 the Bengals just waited for the Saints to not be able to run the ball.

Speaker 99 And they're just like, okay, now the game's changed.

Speaker 21 So we talked a couple weeks ago about Kamara and the pending litigation that he's got going on in Las Vegas from the Pro Bowl last year. Yep.

Speaker 21 I did not realize this, but he is currently being sued for $10 million

Speaker 21 for the assault in the nightclub.

Speaker 34 I don't know what happened.

Speaker 21 I want to preface all of this by saying I have no idea what happened or why he got arrested or what happened between him and the other guy.

Speaker 21 I just think that if you're suing somebody for $10 million, you're probably just trying to get a paycheck out of them.

Speaker 23 You're probably trying to get $1 million.

Speaker 113 Yeah.

Speaker 60 You're settling out of court.

Speaker 21 I don't think that you actually have $10 million worth of damages.

Speaker 21 If you're the type of person that would file a $10 million lawsuit, my guess is you probably don't have $10 million in the bank right now.

Speaker 31 Yeah, I think the lawyer just says to you, okay, here's what we could do.

Speaker 76 We could either sue for exactly how much the damages were, which are like, I don't know, let's say $50,000, and he'll probably pay it right away, or we can sue for $10 million,

Speaker 82 put it in the press, and hope he gets scared and just gives you like half a million.

Speaker 103 Yeah. And that's how that's lawyering 101.

Speaker 5 Everyone who's thinking about being a lawyer, oh my God, the Eagles just fumbled.

Speaker 21 That's not good.

Speaker 21 Max? They're going to blow this cover up.

Speaker 23 They're going to blow this cover. They're going to blow this cover.

Speaker 23 They started playing chicken shit football, and they're going to blow this cover.

Speaker 21 I got him at seven.

Speaker 21 What do you have him at? I have him at six.

Speaker 157 They got the ball.

Speaker 66 So you're learning.

Speaker 54 But he's nervous.

Speaker 36 He's nervous.

Speaker 174 I'm nervous because of you.

Speaker 97 Yes.

Speaker 96 That's why I'm nervous. Yes.

Speaker 61 I don't even have the colour.

Speaker 126 Credit to me for even being in this seat right now.

Speaker 17 I got my guts ripped out today in the NFL, and I'm not even being a Debbie Downer about it.

Speaker 17 I'm trying to talk about games and get pumped up because I love football, but I got my guts ripped out, just strewn about like fucking the most horrific think about Game of Thrones, like Crabfeeder.

Speaker 23 The Crab Feeder, Red Wedding,

Speaker 19 the C-section in episode one of this new show.

Speaker 34 Yeah. I got everything.

Speaker 17 That was all.

Speaker 89 That's what my day was.

Speaker 77 And I'm sitting here with a smile on my face.

Speaker 142 I'm the meme with

Speaker 109 the smile and then the cry behind, but I'm here trying to fucking talk football.

Speaker 2 So I need the Eagles to cover this game, Max.

Speaker 33 That's where we're at.

Speaker 62 That's where we're at as a podcast.

Speaker 168 I too very much would like the Eagles to cover.

Speaker 61 But you don't need it.

Speaker 107 No, I don't think you care about covering.

Speaker 64 I think

Speaker 64 I care about

Speaker 165 you needing it. I need it.

Speaker 176 I need it.

Speaker 168 Because it's my fault.

Speaker 39 Hey, what do you have?

Speaker 60 The Cowboys money line or something?

Speaker 146 No, I was going to say, Max doesn't care if they cover or not.

Speaker 103 No, he does not care.

Speaker 177 If they don't cover and they win, he's walking out of here with a smile on his face and he's going to go to sleep. Just hit the pillow and go right.

Speaker 12 No, he's texting all his fucking Philly scumbag friends being like, birds, birds, birds, right as the Cowboys score a touchdown to backdoor cover.

Speaker 21 What was the word you kept screaming?

Speaker 43 Said.

Speaker 141 Said. Said.

Speaker 66 That's a Phillies thing.

Speaker 100 I mean, they can, I don't know.

Speaker 174 It's this old

Speaker 168 Phillies like news video, this one guy after a Phillies playoff game and just gets really excited and then he says set.

Speaker 8 I've never watched, I watched the video probably like 20 times because I've never seen someone where I'm like,

Speaker 126 is he crying or is he happy?

Speaker 121 Like, you're just.

Speaker 174 That's just emotion.

Speaker 61 I know. You're emotion.

Speaker 12 It's as raw as.

Speaker 146 Did he just cut a thing of onions?

Speaker 118 Yeah, like, I couldn't, like, there's someone.

Speaker 147 That's what I'm talking about. There's some birds.
Yeah. It's a fucking bird.
Yeah.

Speaker 147 We fucking birds.

Speaker 79 I couldn't turn away.

Speaker 39 It was raw.

Speaker 31 And I told you before, did I not tell you on Thursday, I was like, because you're like, I'm going to the game on Saturday.

Speaker 143 I was like, get video.

Speaker 86 Like, feel free to tweet for the part of my take account because that's raw raw sports emotion that we want.

Speaker 72 We love that shit. What are you going to say, Hank?

Speaker 124 Oh, you're turning off.

Speaker 124 Okay.

Speaker 39 Bengals, Saints. Yeah.

Speaker 45 Bengals feel like they might be back.

Speaker 21 I miss Jameis.

Speaker 162 I miss Jameis.

Speaker 2 Andy Dalton, nice guy.

Speaker 21 Bengals might be back. Give me Taysom Hill.

Speaker 90 Give us Taysom Hill.

Speaker 179 Give us way more Taysom Hill, and we can live with that.

Speaker 17 Okay.

Speaker 156 Next up, Henry.

Speaker 61 He is.

Speaker 61 Okay, so PFT.

Speaker 76 Hank is 100% in on Bailey Zappi and has forgotten who Mac Jones is.

Speaker 21 Of course he is.

Speaker 93 Patriots, 38.

Speaker 74 Browns, 15.

Speaker 76 Hank? Yes. Bailey Zappi.

Speaker 116 Like, are we thinking you can get a second and third for Mac Jones?

Speaker 29 What are you thinking?

Speaker 108 Listen, I don't want to.

Speaker 146 You guys keep trying to turn this into a me versus Mac Jones.

Speaker 61 There's nothing to do with it.

Speaker 64 Wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 61 Mac Jones.

Speaker 66 No, I think it has nothing to hang with him.

Speaker 21 Hank, it was a very, it was a simple question that Big Kid asked you. Yeah.
How much do you think you could get in a trade for Mac Jones?

Speaker 146 No, I don't know how the trademarket works. I don't care how the trade market works.
I'm focused on what we have and the quarterback that we have as our starter.

Speaker 61 What do you think would be a fair price for Bailey Zap?

Speaker 21 A fair price for Mac Jones.

Speaker 42 No, you have to say Zappy.

Speaker 102 You can't say Zap. The Zapster.

Speaker 61 No, he's Bailey Zap.

Speaker 61 That's the fun part.

Speaker 49 The E. It rhymes with happy.
Yeah.

Speaker 146 I don't know what you get from it.

Speaker 167 I don't know how trades work.

Speaker 169 Oh, so you're considering it?

Speaker 61 No, I'm not. I'm not the judge.

Speaker 21 If I were to say, like, okay, we'll give you like two second rounders.

Speaker 146 I would say we should keep Mac Jones because we're not sure, you know, it's still early.

Speaker 27 Okay, okay.

Speaker 163 How about two second rounders for Bailey Zappi?

Speaker 61 No, I don't know.

Speaker 27 That answered that.

Speaker 141 What about hang up the phone?

Speaker 64 What about

Speaker 21 a first rounder for Bailey Zappi?

Speaker 167 I just, no, absolutely not.

Speaker 61 Bailey Zappi is.

Speaker 21 Yeah, so you are definitely Bailey Zappi won Mac Jones distant second right now.

Speaker 139 It is fun that Bailey Zappi is good because it's like confirms what he did at Western Kentucky, where it was like, oh, who's this fucking guy?

Speaker 18 Billy Zappi, weird name.

Speaker 71 He is, he's good.

Speaker 22 Yeah.

Speaker 115 He gets the ball out.

Speaker 146 I called this a long time ago.

Speaker 96 He's just got zip on the ball.

Speaker 21 He does.

Speaker 21 When did you call this a long time ago?

Speaker 61 No, that's what Billy was about to say. No,

Speaker 115 so those millions of people.

Speaker 98 I said there was going to be quarterback controversy in the Patriots like halfway through the season. I said Zappi was going to start at some point.

Speaker 61 Yeah. Billy Zappie.

Speaker 27 He's good.

Speaker 21 He's a fun quarterback.

Speaker 31 He's very fun.

Speaker 98 The thing is, I could never imagine anyone even trading for Mac Jones because, like, think about it. He had Saban in Bama and he had Belichick in New England.

Speaker 98 Like, have we ever seen Mac Jones stand on his own?

Speaker 146 Well, he got recruited to Alabama and then drafted by the Patriots for a reason. Right, but like those coaches

Speaker 146 saw the talent in him and took him on their team because they wanted him.

Speaker 98 Yeah, but Zappy was in Western Kentucky, like standing on his own, like putting up points.

Speaker 146 What's so played? He got drafted. Mac Jones got drafted.

Speaker 98 Mac Jones is a very glorified game manager that gets hidden in the system a lot I don't this is people that turn this against Mac Jones

Speaker 146 I have nothing against Mac Jones I think Mac Jones is a great quarterback I think if like he could lead a team in the playoffs he did lead a team to the playoffs last year there's nothing wrong with Mac Jones

Speaker 146 Bailey Zappie just throws the ball harder he's a sexier quarterback I enjoy watching him more yeah that is not a knock on Mac Jones in any way shape or form I hate that people are like you you just threw Mac Jones to the trash it's like no he got hurt which was unfortunate Bailey Zappi is very fun to win.

Speaker 21 Let me ask you this. How much better do you think those Alabama teams would have been if they had Bailey Zappi as well? Wow, yeah.

Speaker 20 A lot better.

Speaker 120 Well, okay, so this is, it's fun because you obviously have probably like the most historically relevant,

Speaker 151 most famous backup coming in for a starter, you know, with Drew Bledsoe and Tom Brady.

Speaker 2 So everyone's making that thought: like, if there's one guy who'll do it, it's Belichick, right?

Speaker 23 And on top of it, I think what you need to do, Hank, and we see this all the time in the NFL Cooper Rush is a similar thing Jacoby Brissette in this game you just got to ride it until maybe it doesn't work anymore yeah and if it keeps working then he just maybe is Tom Brady but if like that's what you need to answer is just like we're riding the hot hand for a little bit people forget in that 2001 season Brady got hurt in the AFC championship game Drew Bledsoe won him the game so you're gonna need Mac Jones to win you the AFC championship game yeah is what you're saying yeah and also in this comparison Mac Jones is as good as Drew Bledsoe is right I'm not making those comparisons, which funny, I'm just enjoying the product that the Patriots put on the field.

Speaker 32 But it's a natural thing.

Speaker 146 I'm a big fan of Bailey Zappi. I love what he's doing out there.
I was a big fan. I am a big fan of Mac Jones.
I think he's a perfectly good quarterback that can, again,

Speaker 167 you guys are

Speaker 146 bad for you guys. You don't understand what it's like to have a QB lead a team to the playoffs.
Mac Jones went to the playoffs last year.

Speaker 178 Can I do a blind test?

Speaker 33 A blind resume test?

Speaker 106 QB1,

Speaker 74 64 for 97, 786 yards, two TDs, five interceptions, one and two as a starter.

Speaker 7 QB2, 51 for 70, 588 yards, four touchdowns, one interception, two and oh as a starter.

Speaker 21 I would take the guy that's going to turn into Tom Brady. QB2.

Speaker 8 That's Bailey Zapp.

Speaker 21 It's like a double-edged sword because you've got the expectation

Speaker 21 that's already set there. You've got the precedent that a late-drafted quarterback can become the guy of the future.
You know that. But at the same time, you can't let the standard be Tom Brady.

Speaker 21 You know, like he might just like if he's just a loser mentality.

Speaker 21 If he's just a very good partner, backup is Tom Brady, then that's fine. Right? He can be.

Speaker 102 We did it once, we can do it again.

Speaker 107 Also, you know what's going to suck?

Speaker 36 I mean, here's what's going to suck.

Speaker 51 You probably can.

Speaker 21 He's going to become Tom Brady, and then Belichick's going to coach for another 20 years. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
And just win soul-crushing football games, smile

Speaker 21 one time a year, and just be dominating my mind on television. Yeah.

Speaker 122 That is exactly what Paley Zappi is going to do.

Speaker 146 Other highlight of this game was the

Speaker 146 Patriots recovered a fumble on a punt. Yes.
And then the guy that recovered the fumble, I believe he was a rookie, tried to give the ball to Belichick. Yeah.
And Belichick just looked at him with

Speaker 146 the most disgusted look I've ever seen.

Speaker 146 And he's like, get the fuck out of my head. Yeah, and then

Speaker 136 another coach just walked over and like escorted him out, like, sir, like,

Speaker 161 please do not, you know,

Speaker 122 tap the glass here at the aquarium.

Speaker 137 Let Bill Belichick be by himself.

Speaker 21 It was very funny because it was obviously Brennan Schooler trying to get in his good group, like a kid giving an apple to a teacher.

Speaker 42 He's like, here you go.

Speaker 100 Oh my God.

Speaker 21 Thanks, coach. Just want to let you know we appreciate everything you're doing.
And the guy's like, don't talk to Bill.

Speaker 39 Yeah, it was similar to like my son showing me a rock that he found.

Speaker 25 Yeah, Mark.

Speaker 61 Okay, cool.

Speaker 21 Listen, Bill knows you as the second number 41 on the team. Right.

Speaker 21 Please don't give this ball to him.

Speaker 2 This is going to be...

Speaker 5 Okay, so we're watching it. The Eagles are now, it's third and 10.

Speaker 21 Now, I do love Brendan Schooler's entire vibe. Yes.

Speaker 37 I like his voice.

Speaker 69 Well, no, you know what? He is.

Speaker 74 The fucking fucking Bailey Zappi is going to be Tom Brady.

Speaker 31 Brendan Schooler's going to be, what's his name?

Speaker 93 Slater.

Speaker 131 Like, this guy's, I feel like he's made, like, three or four plays already on special teams this year.

Speaker 31 This is just. Velichek is just drinking it all over.

Speaker 21 He's a good-looking guy. It's crazy.

Speaker 98 It's crazy. Mac Jones is supposed to return maybe for the Jets game in two weeks.

Speaker 161 But if he loses that game, he's done.

Speaker 107 I mean, Bailey Zappi.

Speaker 117 I would be surprised.

Speaker 146 I would be surprised.

Speaker 180 Oh, my God.

Speaker 146 I would be surprised if,

Speaker 146 unless Bailey Zappi puts up an absolute stinker next week, I would be surprised if they take him out of starter.

Speaker 13 I don't think you can.

Speaker 33 No.

Speaker 71 Well, he's playing the Bears next week.

Speaker 146 That's what I'm saying. So unless by some miracle.

Speaker 39 That actually is a great litmus test.

Speaker 71 If Bailey Zappi loses to the Bears, cut him.

Speaker 23 I'm being honest.

Speaker 21 The nicest thing, though, is you've got the last image of Mac Jones.

Speaker 21 Should we pause?

Speaker 128 They're going to kick a 59-yarder to try to backdoor cover.

Speaker 33 This is crazy.

Speaker 71 I mean, this is crazy.

Speaker 33 This is all happening right now.

Speaker 57 59 yards?

Speaker 22 59-yarder to try to cover backdoor cover.

Speaker 61 Oh, my God.

Speaker 72 This is bullshit.

Speaker 176 This is bullshit. Should hold.

Speaker 68 It is wide.

Speaker 68 Missed it.

Speaker 63 Winner, boys.

Speaker 170 By two feet.

Speaker 68 E, I, G, L, E, S. Solid.

Speaker 27 Eagles.

Speaker 30 Dallas does have two.

Speaker 61 That was timeouts. That was a fun little.

Speaker 120 You got to watch us watch the end of the game.

Speaker 61 Great job, Chief. No, Jake didn't.

Speaker 111 Jake's.

Speaker 146 The game's not over.

Speaker 170 Yeah, I said they do have two timeouts.

Speaker 33 I guess that's true. I don't think that's enough time.

Speaker 5 I don't think that's enough time.

Speaker 17 I think they can kneel.

Speaker 65 Minus 40.

Speaker 88 I don't know how clocks work.

Speaker 170 No, because two timeouts figure clocks.

Speaker 157 They're running bad.

Speaker 54 Yeah, they might.

Speaker 61 Oh, if they take an intentional safety. No, no, no, no.
Stop. They're at the 50-yard line.

Speaker 171 Stop. Stop it.

Speaker 145 This is how bad this day has gone.

Speaker 24 Dude, what if they're not going to be able to do that?

Speaker 61 I have to push that thought down because you can't do that right now.

Speaker 21 I can see Sirianni doing it.

Speaker 37 This is really like.

Speaker 4 Because if you're just seeing a tortured.

Speaker 21 Hurts is very fast. Because he's going to run backwards because he has to run.
No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 61 But

Speaker 54 now.

Speaker 37 They wouldn't do it right away.

Speaker 2 They would not do it right away. He's going to probably just run it right in the line.

Speaker 101 Okay.

Speaker 124 Go down.

Speaker 61 Easy. Cool.

Speaker 4 All right, let's talk about.

Speaker 170 By the way, we do have an update. Antonio Brown followed me back on Twitter.

Speaker 54 Oh,

Speaker 101 DM him right now.

Speaker 76 Say, Mr.

Speaker 60 Brown.

Speaker 17 Wait, I'm looking at who he's following.

Speaker 61 Oh, wait.

Speaker 68 Say

Speaker 42 both of you.

Speaker 118 Antonio Brown followed me.

Speaker 21 I know.

Speaker 115 Get blocked right now.

Speaker 165 Get blocked right now.

Speaker 61 Get blocked.

Speaker 61 Yes.

Speaker 21 Okay, I I think I have to. What should I say?

Speaker 118 I just tried to get you out of jail and I got you.

Speaker 21 Yeah, but now this is kind of fun.

Speaker 42 Now you're trying to go back in?

Speaker 21 It would be a rush.

Speaker 106 Oh, my God.

Speaker 21 What should I say?

Speaker 107 I can't believe it worked.

Speaker 155 Wow.

Speaker 107 What's up, little dick? He follows YouTube, big head.

Speaker 176 Did he already follow you? I don't know.

Speaker 19 Hey, AB. He followed both of you.
No, big head.

Speaker 21 I'm tweeting him right now.

Speaker 82 Oh, I'm just DMing him.

Speaker 21 Okay, hey, I DM him all the time on Instagram.

Speaker 124 Bad.

Speaker 21 He's probably my most frequently DM'd person. Never writes back.
Hey, AB84, why'd you unblock me, you piece of shit?

Speaker 170 Oh, Mike. He's going to block me now, too.

Speaker 99 I said, hello, Mr. Brown.

Speaker 5 When you say bad and you're referring to your balls, just how big are they?

Speaker 107 So let's see how that is. Is that a tweet or a DM? That was a DM.

Speaker 19 You know what?

Speaker 77 I'd actually say picks or it didn't happen.

Speaker 61 Thanks for

Speaker 61 unblocking me.

Speaker 33 What if he sends me his balls?

Speaker 115 That would be insane.

Speaker 61 Oh, fuck.

Speaker 107 Oh, I can't believe it worked.

Speaker 170 That was like 15 minutes.

Speaker 21 That was incredible.

Speaker 21 I've been hunting this unblock for a while.

Speaker 170 No, I mean, I tweeted.

Speaker 31 I tweeted him to get PFT out, and it just worked.

Speaker 61 That just happened?

Speaker 157 Yeah.

Speaker 98 Did you check before you tweeted at him?

Speaker 157 What?

Speaker 64 So, like, between...

Speaker 98 Did you check if he followed them before you tweeted at him?

Speaker 170 I followed him 15 minutes ago, and he followed me back five minutes.

Speaker 97 Okay.

Speaker 21 Hey, AB, thanks for unblocking me. I bet you don't have the balls to block me again.
How's that sound?

Speaker 24 That's nice, bitch. That sounds great.

Speaker 135 Bitch. That sounds great.

Speaker 157 All right.

Speaker 18 Okay, what were we talking about?

Speaker 151 We went from watching a field goal get missed

Speaker 21 to

Speaker 5 DMing Antonio Brown to back to Brown's Patriots.

Speaker 146 We're talking about Belichick.

Speaker 24 Yeah, he's just doing it again.

Speaker 159 He's just doing it again.

Speaker 21 Joe Belichick's never going to die.

Speaker 19 He's doing it with all.

Speaker 21 He's going to get decapitated like Ted Williams, and his frozen head is going to be like attached to Steve Belichick's body, and he's going to continue coaching for the next hundred years.

Speaker 141 Yeah, and

Speaker 21 probably like eight more Super Bowls. He's going to have to buy new boats every year.

Speaker 77 It's

Speaker 57 how confident are you feeling?

Speaker 146 Very confident. I think, I mean, the Dolphins have already fallen off.
The Jets are riding high. I'm excited for two weeks from now.

Speaker 65 Oh, you're just.

Speaker 155 Okay.

Speaker 76 It hurts, but it's fair.

Speaker 61 But it hurts.

Speaker 157 Yeah.

Speaker 61 I mean, I'm not going to be able to do that. I mean, I'm not going to pull a billion.

Speaker 115 No, I'm not going to be bad. You guys are going to be a good player.

Speaker 64 It's a Monday night. game.

Speaker 146 I feel bad for you guys.

Speaker 26 The worst part is I love Monday night games because I can just sit on my couch and do nothing.

Speaker 8 And I'm planning on doing that, but this one will just especially ruin it.

Speaker 26 Like, I'm just going to sit on my couch and just have my Monday night work.

Speaker 146 Yeah, but like, you'll have a first quarter drive or a stop, and you can be like, the Bears are bad.

Speaker 76 Oh, Jesus Christ.

Speaker 6 No, you know what I actually want to do is if the Patriots go up 7-0,

Speaker 74 I might just tweet the hat.

Speaker 93 Yeah, the hat, tweak and just go to bed.

Speaker 113 That'd actually be nice.

Speaker 94 That actually is what I'm going to do.

Speaker 99 I think Peter Schraeger got hacked, and it was like, I'm signing signing mac books and sending them out to the first six followers or something i'm gonna use that one so when they go down seven nothing i'll do that and i'll just go to bed and it'll be that and it'll be nice and i'll watch every second of it and be like the bears are back in my head we should go to the game on the 30th we should bet a cheesesteak yeah oh yeah

Speaker 26 i noticed you didn't say shada hot sauce hank

Speaker 155 it i'll do the whole bottle

Speaker 27 i'm not scared of hot sauce you're gonna douse it i love hot sauce we gotta make we gotta make this a secret menu item.

Speaker 21 Get it Billy style.

Speaker 61 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 98 I was a bitch the other day. I'm sorry.

Speaker 22 I just had a really bad experience with hot sauce.

Speaker 19 Billy, it's fine.

Speaker 97 You don't have to cook anything.

Speaker 99 Again, we're just going to get your...

Speaker 81 Tune into PM TV to see.

Speaker 12 It went on for another 45 minutes.

Speaker 23 Can I just

Speaker 21 give some quick advice here, Billy?

Speaker 21 The more you talk about, the more we're going to want to make fun of you for it, and then you're going to get mad again, and then the whole thing's going to happen again.

Speaker 21 So I'm just going to stop you right now in an effort to help you.

Speaker 68 Right.

Speaker 82 Because every time we re-bring it up, then we all like to do it.

Speaker 2 We have to make fucking PFT, make jokes, and then you get mad again because I'd be like, Yeah, remember when you walked away and like you were a pussy, and you're like, No, I wasn't.

Speaker 19 Then you get mad. It's like, dude, I'm joking.

Speaker 21 And like, you've never actually been in a real bar fight, right? Right. You know, me and Big Cat have.

Speaker 46 Right.

Speaker 2 And hot sauce has just completely dominated your life. Like, you wouldn't eat that shit.

Speaker 97 And then you get mad. You guys.
But it's right.

Speaker 152 You're doing that.

Speaker 68 You're getting mad right now. You get out.

Speaker 146 You guys aren't being, you know, PTSD is a real thing, and you guys aren't being thoughtful or care about what Billy's gone through.

Speaker 21 No, Billy is a soldier, so he probably does have PPSD.

Speaker 61 For sure. See, you're getting...

Speaker 70 Don't let the little jokes

Speaker 97 get to you here.

Speaker 96 You did go through a traumatic experience, fact or fiction.

Speaker 115 Right.

Speaker 44 You ate one hot wing.

Speaker 157 One bite. But no, no, no, no one bite.

Speaker 54 It was one bite.

Speaker 61 It was one bite.

Speaker 133 You sniffed a hot wing.

Speaker 98 You guys can't fight, so

Speaker 96 you can't fight?

Speaker 166 Ignoring. Ignoring.

Speaker 21 Billy, what about... I don't think you can fight because somebody DM'd me a video not that long ago of something you did From Italy?

Speaker 61 Was he rolling? It was a different one.

Speaker 21 It was a different one.

Speaker 25 Was it a rolling video?

Speaker 21 No, it wasn't. I don't think it was rolling.
Hmm.

Speaker 157 Hmm.

Speaker 61 Oh, he's about to admit to a crime.

Speaker 21 Wait, in his head, he just realized, oh,

Speaker 17 they're fuck with me. Okay.
They might not actually have a video.

Speaker 143 But he almost admitted to a crime.

Speaker 72 Yes, tune it at PM TV.

Speaker 18 But, Billy, you didn't need to apologize.

Speaker 109 So apology not accepted officially from me.

Speaker 117 Because you didn't need to apologize for anything.

Speaker 155 Okay?

Speaker 98 Thank you.

Speaker 145 Pussy.

Speaker 139 You just accepted my non-acceptance of policy, of apology.

Speaker 44 I'm just kidding. I'm kidding again.

Speaker 61 I'm kidding again. That's a sick cat.

Speaker 142 Thank you, Billy. I'm kidding again.

Speaker 61 I love you, Billy.

Speaker 93 And the people who are being mean to Billy, shut the fuck up.

Speaker 122 You guys are actually the biggest pussies.

Speaker 33 That's a fact.

Speaker 98 It was kind of bad, podcasting.

Speaker 101 Doesn't matter.

Speaker 17 Doesn't matter.

Speaker 71 It was actually, you know what, Billy?

Speaker 115 We've been putting on a bad

Speaker 115 podcasting clinic for the last 20 minutes.

Speaker 72 And guess what? And guess what?

Speaker 56 It was

Speaker 140 also bad.

Speaker 104 Yeah, for our

Speaker 122 entire history of this show is bad podcasting if you actually break it down.

Speaker 75 We break all the rules.

Speaker 93 But here's where it was good podcasting and good content.

Speaker 90 The Jets winning today had everyone tweeting at me and PFT and wanting to listen to this show because they're like, what are they going to say to Billy?

Speaker 56 What is Billy going to say?

Speaker 22 That's storylines, baby.

Speaker 135 That's content making.

Speaker 98 I did have a list of things I was going to say if it got like argumentative.

Speaker 37 Wait, tell us.

Speaker 42 You thought we were going to.

Speaker 97 I

Speaker 97 kill them.

Speaker 98 I didn't know how it was gonna go.

Speaker 107 You are fat.

Speaker 61 Wait, you are fucking bump.

Speaker 164 Wait, what did you think we were gonna do?

Speaker 36 They killed him.

Speaker 21 I don't know.

Speaker 98 There's just a couple statistics. I didn't want to bring them out.

Speaker 57 Give us one. Bring them out.
Bring them out.

Speaker 146 It's hard to yell.

Speaker 98 They're just comparing franchises.

Speaker 57 I don't know. Oh, okay.
All right. Nice.

Speaker 61 Nice.

Speaker 18 Give us one.

Speaker 61 No, because

Speaker 61 we've been nice to each other.

Speaker 133 You got it. You got it.
We've all been nice to each other.

Speaker 61 Give me a list. I won't read it.

Speaker 140 We only had the Costanza jerk store line ready to go two days later, four days later, whatever it is.

Speaker 102 Give us one.

Speaker 21 What are you writing down? Just

Speaker 98 in the past seven years, the Bears and the Jets had the same amount of wins against the Packers.

Speaker 147 Oh, okay.

Speaker 64 Oh, my God.

Speaker 146 No, that's actually bad.

Speaker 146 That's actually a great stat.

Speaker 104 The Jets beat the Packers, whatever it was, four years ago?

Speaker 98 I think it was in the past seven years.

Speaker 54 Right.

Speaker 8 So the Packers have how many wins against, or how many wins do the Jets have against the Packers?

Speaker 98 Let me check that.

Speaker 155 Okay.

Speaker 98 I just saw it.

Speaker 98 Pretty sure he just won.

Speaker 17 I think they have the same amount.

Speaker 21 Wait, hang on.

Speaker 89 I know we beat them.

Speaker 31 I think just one.

Speaker 26 We just basically, every few years, we injure Aaron Rodgers and beat them.

Speaker 170 Yeah, 2014 and 2018 was a win for

Speaker 21 two wins.

Speaker 54 Two wins. In 2014.

Speaker 75 Yeah, but 21 and 18 for the Jets.

Speaker 61 Right. So that's three.

Speaker 157 No.

Speaker 21 Counting today.

Speaker 54 24 and 13.

Speaker 45 We definitely beat him in 2018.

Speaker 60 No, 2022.

Speaker 166 This is now really bad podcasting.

Speaker 61 Yeah.

Speaker 34 I'm reading everybody.

Speaker 146 Ever since that Cowboys field goal, it's been.

Speaker 170 The Bears beat him in 20.

Speaker 103 We beat him in 2018.

Speaker 5 We beat him in 2015 on Brett Favre's retirement night.

Speaker 58 We're just chatting.

Speaker 163 We're just having a chat.

Speaker 37 Did Antonio Brown hit anyone back up?

Speaker 21 I'm going to let you know. It looks like the Jets have only won once against Green Bay.

Speaker 100 So now I'm pissed that you didn't bring these up because that was just a false fact.

Speaker 61 Wait, one second.

Speaker 21 People have been tweeting this at me all day.

Speaker 61 You guys did next stat. Next stat.

Speaker 31 Billy, I know the Bears beat the Packers in 2018, and I know that they beat them on

Speaker 132 retirement night on Thanksgiving, 2015.

Speaker 170 The Jets beat the Packers yesterday, and then this is their first win since 06.

Speaker 62 Okay, so that was just not correct.

Speaker 170 2018, overtime, 2014, 31, 24, 2010, 9.0.

Speaker 60 Okay, so that's just not a correct stat.

Speaker 115 Close, though.

Speaker 61 I'm

Speaker 61 just all day.

Speaker 21 What else did you have, Billy?

Speaker 61 Who sent it to you?

Speaker 152 Just people like Jets fans?

Speaker 97 Yeah.

Speaker 97 Okay.

Speaker 21 What else have they sent you?

Speaker 98 I didn't vet it because I didn't want to hurt anyone's feelings.

Speaker 61 Okay, of course.

Speaker 155 Yeah.

Speaker 78 That's a good excuse for not

Speaker 155 checking facts.

Speaker 75 I mean, that's a really easy fact to check.

Speaker 21 I didn't check it because I didn't want it to be

Speaker 61 your own. Your own failings.

Speaker 51 Billy didn't check a fact because

Speaker 21 he was thinking about us.

Speaker 17 Oh, man. Okay.

Speaker 61 All right. All right.

Speaker 73 Okay.

Speaker 70 Back to Patriots. Browns.

Speaker 172 Browns.

Speaker 57 All right.

Speaker 71 What I wanted to say was, yeah, Patriots look good.

Speaker 142 Browns.

Speaker 31 I feel like I circled a few different coaches this week.

Speaker 71 Stefansky is a circled coach where it's like,

Speaker 77 are things maybe not great now?

Speaker 134 Because his defense is terrible and his offense makes no sense anymore because he has Jacoby Brissette.

Speaker 23 They're waiting for Deshaun Watson.

Speaker 95 They have one of the best run games, and he seems to like go away from it all the time.

Speaker 23 They were down a lot in the second half, but it was a, what was it at halftime?

Speaker 131 I think it was like a six-point game or something, and it was an 11-point game in the third quarter.

Speaker 74 They ran 34 passes to five runs in the second half.

Speaker 76 They just basically were like, Jacoby Brissette, we know your limitations as a quarterback.

Speaker 93 Let's have you try to win this.

Speaker 21 It was 10-6 at halftime. Yeah.
And then Jacoby Brissette happened in the second half.

Speaker 64 They're whispering over there trying to figure out how many times the Chevsky.

Speaker 170 Six years he would be right.

Speaker 141 Six years. Okay.

Speaker 124 So it's one.

Speaker 21 It's one win.

Speaker 27 It's one to one.

Speaker 98 You can kind of count the year because after it happened.

Speaker 108 I don't know what that means. Okay, but yeah.

Speaker 98 It's like, you know, is it next Sunday or this Sunday?

Speaker 21 It's like, oh, there was no year zero.

Speaker 44 Right. That's what I'm saying.
Got it.

Speaker 19 Like bodybuilding.com. Exactly.

Speaker 21 How many days are there in a week?

Speaker 49 Okay.

Speaker 141 So it's right. Got it.

Speaker 124 Sort of, but not really.

Speaker 21 Stefansky is one of those coaches where I'm still, I always look at Stefanski as being like, you made the Browns good.

Speaker 21 So, like, coach for life.

Speaker 54 Oh, they got rid of it.

Speaker 21 In my opinion, but they got rid of Baker, and I think Browns fans are sick of his shit right now. Yeah.
Because he has what could be a winning formula and a good roster.

Speaker 57 And they don't run the ball.

Speaker 21 He hasn't really done anything with it. But from an outsider, I know Browns fans will hate me for saying this, but from an outsider, it's like, dude, you should love this guy.

Speaker 32 I know. But he got you, he won you a playoff game at Pittsburgh, right?

Speaker 21 At the Steelers. You should build a statue for him.
But I also understand the frustration. It's like

Speaker 21 he's proven himself to be not that great of an in-game head coach recently.

Speaker 120 And it's also like you have Deshaun Watson coming in halfway through this year.

Speaker 148 Next year, you could maybe do like a full

Speaker 141 fresh start.

Speaker 61 A full Deshaun Watson. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right.

Speaker 23 It was the moment that I was just, because we had the game on, and I was like, what the fuck is Kevin Safanski doing?

Speaker 131 It was the end of the first half.

Speaker 99 They were going in.

Speaker 81 They were on the 29-yard line. It was second and one.

Speaker 134 They had, I think, all three timeouts or two timeouts.

Speaker 13 And he passed the ball twice instead of running for one yard with Kareem Hunt or Nick Chubb.

Speaker 74 Like there was 50 seconds left or whatever.

Speaker 107 He

Speaker 143 run to get a first down, take a couple shots in the end zone.

Speaker 93 Instead, they passed twice, didn't get it, had to kick a field goal.

Speaker 17 Like, what's going on here?

Speaker 79 So, I don't know.

Speaker 120 I just circled him.

Speaker 143 He's one of the head coaches I've circled.

Speaker 7 Another one out west is going to be fun to talk about later on in the

Speaker 45 show.

Speaker 61 I think I know who you're talking about.

Speaker 172 Yep.

Speaker 21 So, one other thing that I thought was kind of funny after the game, Jason McCordy, did you see his tweet? He tweeted out that

Speaker 21 he goes, the type of brother I have, Jason McCordy obviously used to play in the NFL for the Browns and the Patriots. Devin, his twin brother, still on the Patriots.

Speaker 21 Jason tweets out, the type of brother I have, he FaceTimes me after his win in Cleveland from the locker room so I could see what it's like to win a game in Cleveland.

Speaker 21 When hell of a guy he is because he was 0-16 on those Browns. Funny story: when we were at Rutgers the other weekend, I'm on the sidelines.
I see Jason McCordy. I go up to him.

Speaker 21 I'm like, hey, man, we loved having you on the show. Got to get you back on.

Speaker 21 Also, you've been killing him on TV. I love watching you.
You're doing great. And he was like, excuse me?

Speaker 21 I was like, yeah, man, I just, I'm really impressed with how you've transitioned to doing media stuff. And he goes, you think I'm J-Mac? And I was so fucking embarrassed.

Speaker 21 I'm sure it happens all the time.

Speaker 21 But

Speaker 21 then I go,

Speaker 21 yeah, you could be good on TV too. You should come on part of my team.
And he was like, okay, we'll be in touch. Well, no, you should.
She's never going to be in touch.

Speaker 90 You should have not said the media part and been like, yeah, dude, I'm talking about Sundays.

Speaker 143 Like watching you.

Speaker 61 I'm watching you ball.

Speaker 21 I watch your film all day.

Speaker 61 That's funny.

Speaker 97 Yeah.

Speaker 88 I mean, it happened to Belichick.

Speaker 61 It did. They were the greatest football matchups.
I've been NFT and Belichick.

Speaker 21 Yes, me and Belichick handshake.

Speaker 71 You know the old stat

Speaker 86 with people will make the joke,

Speaker 26 you know, this team lost to the bye week.

Speaker 3 This one kind of sucks for Lions fans, but the Browns now have the second worst points against in the NFL, 163.

Speaker 8 The Lions are still first, 170.

Speaker 108 And they lost to the bye week. Whatever.

Speaker 79 I mean, that's tough.

Speaker 21 You've seen the post. Dan Campbell's going to put that up on his wall.
Yes. As motivation, how to respond from getting dragged down into the mud.
This is another thing Dan Campbell has to overcome.

Speaker 21 Yes.

Speaker 17 He loves it.

Speaker 143 Okay, next up, Vikings, Dolphins.

Speaker 82 Let's see where we want to start.

Speaker 159 The Vikings weren't great, but

Speaker 23 it it felt like they should have blown them out, blown out the Dolphins.

Speaker 99 The Dolphins were yet again playing the QB carousel, so this is now the third game in a row where with the QB that started didn't finish the game.

Speaker 21 Yeah, can somebody explain to me why Teddy Bridgewater didn't start this game and why they had Skylar Thompson start? Because

Speaker 34 he could play in it.

Speaker 82 I can.

Speaker 1 So Mike McDaniel's offense is he stresses so much on the game plan, having the practice reps.

Speaker 93 Teddy Bridgewater couldn't practice.

Speaker 21 So he got cleared on Wednesday to practice.

Speaker 33 Right.

Speaker 76 So his big deal is like with the install that he does, he stresses that the QB that is going to start needs to actually practice the plays and how they're trying to attack the defense.

Speaker 161 So he said that. He was like, you know, Teddy was okay, but Skylar had the first team reps all week, and that's very important to me.

Speaker 21 I think that's a situation where maybe if you're a coach that's been in the league for longer than a year as a head coach, looks at the roster and says, okay, we can start something called a Skylar Thompson or we could start Teddy Bridgewater.

Speaker 21 Yeah. No disrespect to Skylar Thompson.
He was good at, what, Kansas State? Yes. He's a very good quarterback there.
But like Teddy Bridgewater is a very good backup quarterback.

Speaker 31 He was a very good Kansas State quarterback.

Speaker 129 He was the guy who just like they would get into third and long and make a big pass and then he would also just run like straight ahead right up the middle and get like seven yards.

Speaker 76 Every Kansas State quarterback.

Speaker 156 Yeah. It was awesome.

Speaker 76 He was great.

Speaker 71 But yeah, it was

Speaker 2 so third straight game that they didn't they started with a different quarterback than they finished the game with. I would say that's probably not conducive to winning.

Speaker 109 They were still kind of weirdly in this game, and I don't really know what to make of the Vikings.

Speaker 135 They're five and one?

Speaker 44 Yeah, they're five and one.

Speaker 60 Yeah. They're five and one.
They're good.

Speaker 42 I will say they're good.

Speaker 178 Yep. They are a good footballer.

Speaker 21 You see Kirk Cousins after the game.

Speaker 21 Kirk Cousins after the game, he's now doing a thing where every player on the team that has a chain just gives it to Kirk to wear after a win.

Speaker 152 Yeah.

Speaker 21 And I got to be honest, Kirk's.

Speaker 36 He's winning me over.

Speaker 73 No, when I saw that clip, I was like, this is how my football Sunday is going because I'm losing everything.

Speaker 128 And then Kirk Cousins is like, he's stunting.

Speaker 22 He's kind of looking cool.

Speaker 21 Kirk Cousins is objectively a swaggier person than I am.

Speaker 17 Kind of looking cool on a 5-in-1 Vikings.

Speaker 76 I just, I lose everything.

Speaker 21 He legitimately looked like a guy that could pull off chains.

Speaker 34 Yeah.

Speaker 21 And this is Kirk Cousins. This is Cole's Cash Cousins that we're talking about.

Speaker 21 He's starting to win me over. I know it's bad.
Don't. I know it's bad, but Big Cat, he's 5-1.
He's looked good this year, except for the Eagles game where he looked like trash in primetime.

Speaker 21 Classic Kirk primetime, you suck. But every other time, he looks good.

Speaker 21 I'm like 80%

Speaker 33 back to being back on Kirk Cousins.

Speaker 100 Yeah.

Speaker 175 I mean, the Vikings are good.

Speaker 36 I say it. Oh, wait.

Speaker 17 Antonio Brown hit me back with just

Speaker 5 crying face emojis. So I'm not getting a picture of his balls.

Speaker 12 I am also, I don't really know what to make of Kirk Cousins.

Speaker 124 I still think he sucks, but I will, I'm man enough to admit that the Vikings are good.

Speaker 61 They are good.

Speaker 112 And their defense played well well today, and Justin Jefferson is still incredible.

Speaker 5 Adam Thielen caught a touchdown.

Speaker 12 The Dolphins, they had one of the most hilarious stretches where

Speaker 99 they had five penalties in one drive, and they had, which you never really see in an NFL game.

Speaker 5 It happens like in Mac football, which shout out Mac coming back soon.

Speaker 13 They had a first and 30 and a third and 28, which is very rare to see.

Speaker 82 But it felt like they kept on shooting themselves in the foot, including Jalen Waddle, who now Jalen Waddell's very close to becoming like the drop sees guy and the fumble guy, which you never want to have.

Speaker 127 And then when the Vikings turned him over, they did the Waddle in the end zone, and that sucks.

Speaker 21 That was bad to have. That's the only problem with having a signature touchdown dance is that it gives your opponent something to do in your face when they score against you.

Speaker 21 So Gasicki did the gritty. He tried to redeem himself on the gritty.
I think this podcast, since we are experts at the gritty, we should become the judge on who has. Like, we should rate the gritty.

Speaker 21 Yeah, who has the nicest gritty? I say, I still say Kirk Cousins is the best at the gritty. Yeah, you tend to disagree.

Speaker 18 No,

Speaker 117 I mean, yes, I disagree.

Speaker 21 You disagree with that. I would say Gasicki is better this week than Gasicki was two weeks ago when he did the Gritty.

Speaker 84 Jamar Chase is doing

Speaker 60 a little variation on his gritty because he's like, all these Kirk Cousins is doing it.

Speaker 5 I have to do something different.

Speaker 33 So he has like a little bit of a pop as well.

Speaker 12 So much so that

Speaker 2 I brought him up again.

Speaker 161 Stephen Che thought he tore his hamstring doing the gritty.

Speaker 31 He's like, Jamar Chase just heard his hamstring.

Speaker 127 I was like, dude, that sucks that you thought that was a hamstring injury when he was just being cool doing the gritty.

Speaker 21 The thing I like the most, maybe actually the least, about Mike Gasicki's gritty this week is how long it went. Yeah.

Speaker 21 It was like, it felt like he started doing the gritty, then he imagined that people were giving him like applause for an encore. Yep.
And he kept doing it all the way to the sideline. Too far.

Speaker 21 I think he started doing it in the middle of the next play that they ran. Yeah.
It was just, it was probably like a minute and a half long gritty. The gritty should be five seconds long at most.

Speaker 17 At most.

Speaker 82 Yeah, the Dolphins, though, they outgained the Vikings by 222 yards and lost this game somewhat convincingly.

Speaker 13 So weird game.

Speaker 18 Mike McDaniels, he's obviously not a coach that I've circled, but the aviators look not as fun when you're losing.

Speaker 21 They don't look good when you lose, yeah. He can only wear those in Miami, too.
I don't want to see him wearing those on the sidelines in any other city.

Speaker 21 He would look weird in like Buffalo if he's wearing the aviators.

Speaker 23 Yeah, we also got a hilarious update to the ping-pong table.

Speaker 17 I'm sure you saw this, but the ping-pong table was not taken away because they wanted to focus on game planning.

Speaker 110 It was taken away because it was damaged.

Speaker 2 And Tyreek Hale said he's working on getting a new one, and the players-only tournament is still on.

Speaker 21 They're actually upgrading their ping-pong table. So it's kind of the reverse

Speaker 21 where the ping-pong table is getting taken away not because they're trying to eliminate distractions, but because they want to improve the quality.

Speaker 21 They want to quadruple the money that they've they've spent. Right.
They want to play more ping-pong now, which is fine.

Speaker 21 I think that they should probably lean in and play as much ping-pong as they want, as long as two is their quarterback. Yes, that's really the main concern.

Speaker 21 I think if two is playing, they could win this game. They probably would win this game.
Yes.

Speaker 24 Yes, I'd agree.

Speaker 83 So,

Speaker 8 weird times for the Dolphins.

Speaker 31 They just got to, I think it's baby steps right now for the Dolphins.

Speaker 94 Just start a game with a quarterback and finish the game with the same quarterback.

Speaker 21 Tyreek Hill had that thing happen to him that he always has, where he had like 175 yards, and then his muscles, since his body is so compact, his entire body just cramps up into a little ball.

Speaker 21 And he has to just check himself out of the game. Not any like severe pain, but his muscles just kind of

Speaker 21 like have a revolution against the rest of his body. And he's like, we got to shut this down.

Speaker 21 We're performing at such incredible performance rates right now that we can't sustain another play in this.

Speaker 72 We're moving so fast.

Speaker 26 Yeah, he had 12 catches for 177 yards.

Speaker 5 Here is a completely mind-blowing stat for everyone out there.

Speaker 134 In Dolphins' history, most games with 10 plus receptions and 150 yards, Tyree Kill is the leader with three.

Speaker 76 Shut up. It's week six.

Speaker 21 I was going to say, like...

Speaker 93 Eight other guys are tied with one.

Speaker 21 Chris Chambers?

Speaker 140 Dude, he has three already, and that is the leader in Dolphins' history.

Speaker 23 That's insane. You know what? That's a big

Speaker 23 one.

Speaker 21 That's a big black eye on Dan Marino. Yeah.

Speaker 37 Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 17 He didn't spread it enough. Yeah.

Speaker 175 But that's a crazy.

Speaker 93 I know that you obviously, you know, when you do those stats, There's like 10 receptions 150 plus yards.

Speaker 21 I'm sure there was a lot of guys like nine receptions 200 yards or whatever it may be but I would almost feel like Tyreek Hill like that's just crazy three three times he's done it in six weeks.

Speaker 21 I feel like Jarvis Landry should have had some of those games because he definitely had some double-digit catch games.

Speaker 97 Unless I got Billy fact I mean it was a CBS sports account that tweeted it so that's their fault blue check so that's that's an insane stat.

Speaker 21 That is crazy. Yeah.
What are you going to say, Billy?

Speaker 98 My stat was technically right.

Speaker 61 No.

Speaker 61 Not at all.

Speaker 21 What do you mean?

Speaker 98 So this way was seven years ago, so that was the second time, so you just cut it off there.

Speaker 172 Yeah.

Speaker 145 So

Speaker 157 what?

Speaker 65 No.

Speaker 21 If you change with the definition of the number sevens, 2015.

Speaker 100 Yeah. Uh-huh.

Speaker 93 So you're just cutting it off. Yeah.

Speaker 61 2015.

Speaker 31 Also, in that source, now let's just say, like, crazy, this is not going to happen.

Speaker 93 The Bears are not going to beat the Patriots, but if the Bears did beat the Patriots, could I do that same stat back to you?

Speaker 133 Yes.

Speaker 152 Probably.

Speaker 157 Yeah.

Speaker 5 How many times have the Jets beat the Patriots?

Speaker 14 I've checked that one, Billy.

Speaker 123 How many times have the Jets beat the Patriots?

Speaker 98 I think the last time was when Sanchez.

Speaker 97 They haven't beat his Patriots.

Speaker 61 But

Speaker 75 that's where I'm like, we're the same.

Speaker 8 2015 also.

Speaker 82 Yeah, so we're the same.

Speaker 82 Your team is better right now,

Speaker 82 but we're the same.

Speaker 98 Right, but we have really young people.

Speaker 36 Yeah, no, you're sending.

Speaker 163 I don't take back anything I said.

Speaker 144 You guys should be totally pumped.

Speaker 24 But that's why I was like, what are you talking about?

Speaker 18 We get beat by

Speaker 44 our rival.

Speaker 13 We get our fucking shit kicked in, we don't win.

Speaker 132 We have every now and then we have a couple years.

Speaker 135 It's like, oh, NFC championship game, AFC Championship game, and then back to just sucking.

Speaker 98 I was for a second during the first half when it was very scoreless. I was like, yeah.

Speaker 69 Let's hope that the Jets continue it because

Speaker 8 if the Jets have a good year this year and then they suck next year, I'd just be like, that was the 2018 Bears.

Speaker 133 Right. Right.

Speaker 21 Here's another CBS sports tweet that they just put out. Oh, Packers' last four seasons.
2019, three losses.

Speaker 33 I don't like this.

Speaker 56 2020, three losses.

Speaker 21 I do like this. 2021, four losses.
2022, three losses. I like this.

Speaker 42 Already.

Speaker 89 I like this.

Speaker 21 The CBS sports.

Speaker 19 It's happening.

Speaker 29 Pretty good. It's happening.

Speaker 97 They got the good.

Speaker 21 Oh, they also have a tweet. Max, I do want you to address this because you've talked about this off the air here, but we need to have a discussion on the air.

Speaker 21 They've got a picture of the receivers wearing the Batman t-shirts. What's going on with the Philly receivers calling themselves Batman?

Speaker 155 I thought we had talked about this.

Speaker 21 I don't think we said it on the air.

Speaker 165 Yeah.

Speaker 98 Fast Batman.

Speaker 165 Yeah, Darius Slay.

Speaker 168 This was earlier in the year. Darius Slay, someone asked about if there's a Batman and Robin situation in the receiving core of the Eagles, and he said, no, they're all Batman.

Speaker 168 We just have Swole Batman, AJ Brown, Skinny Batman, Devontae Smith, and then Fast Batman, Quez Watkins.

Speaker 17 That's pretty late.

Speaker 61 Do you even multiverse, bro?

Speaker 21 Yeah, no, you got to figure out better names. You can't have like swole Batman, fast Batman.

Speaker 103 Well, it's also just names to like call someone up.

Speaker 133 A bat or something.

Speaker 21 Isn't Batman all three of those things?

Speaker 61 Stanley.

Speaker 66 He's not skinny.

Speaker 25 He's not skinny.

Speaker 61 He's not skinny.

Speaker 42 He's not skinny.

Speaker 79 You can't force a bat nickname on someone.

Speaker 65 Yeah.

Speaker 21 There's nothing like

Speaker 155 there's no real bat.

Speaker 21 There's no bat in Philly.

Speaker 178 It makes no sense.

Speaker 21 It should be like Rocky. It should be like swole Rocky, skinny rocky, fast Rocky.

Speaker 61 Just everything needs to be More rocky, more rocky, raw steaks.

Speaker 64 Yeah.

Speaker 61 Right. Eagle man.

Speaker 172 Okay.

Speaker 146 Or just Rocky 5, Rocky 2. Yeah.

Speaker 61 Name off off their perspective of the quality of the movie.

Speaker 114 Okay, let's do an ad and then we'll get back on track.

Speaker 115 Like my number one wide receiver would be Rocky 3.

Speaker 54 Yeah.

Speaker 97 Yeah.

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Speaker 103 Okay,

Speaker 45 we alluded to it earlier.

Speaker 60 The Frisky Fun Falcons, 28, the 49ers, 14.

Speaker 116 Look at these Falcons.

Speaker 119 Are the Falcons maybe good?

Speaker 21 I think the Falcons are definitely good. Definitely good.
I think the Falcons are definitely good. Not necessarily all the time as far as points and scores go, but I think they've got...

Speaker 21 They've got the building blocks of a good team.

Speaker 61 Yeah.

Speaker 21 I think that they are good when they're not Falconsing it away. They have to get the stink of the Falcons off them.
And what they did today was it was very effective.

Speaker 21 They got dressed up as Deion Sanders.

Speaker 21 And when they put on the red helmets, they look amazing. When they wear the all-blacks, they look amazing.
It kind of helps to shred some of the... It's like a snake shedding its skin.

Speaker 21 The Falcons just need to get a little bit of that stink off them. And I think that they're a solid football team.
Yeah,

Speaker 115 they are well coached.

Speaker 164 Arthur Smith, our friend, recurring guest, they are a very well-coached team because they are kind of similar to Brian Dable, what he's doing.

Speaker 82 Arthur Smith knows his limitations as a team.

Speaker 156 He knows what they do well, what they don't.

Speaker 74 Here's a little fun stat to prove this.

Speaker 11 The Falcons are now 3-0 when they ask Marcus Mariota to complete 13 or less passes.

Speaker 37 There you go. 3-0.

Speaker 8 So they basically, Marcus Mariota was 13 for 14 today.

Speaker 33 He ran in for a touchdown as well.

Speaker 153 He threw two touchdown passes.

Speaker 130 Basically, hey, don't kill us, Marcus.

Speaker 124 We'll run the ball the most.

Speaker 85 The Falcons are also leading the league in rush attempts, which you'd think, like, oh, the Browns definitely are number one.

Speaker 112 No, because Kevin's too fancy what we talked about.

Speaker 85 They are well coached, and they are basically zagging on the entire league, just being like, pass, pass, pass.

Speaker 1 Let's play to our strengths, and we'll run, run, run.

Speaker 93 And a lot of teams struggle to defend that because it doesn't happen very often.

Speaker 21 It's kind of like what Michigan football is doing right now.

Speaker 169 Right, right, where it's like, oh, everyone's doing spread offense.

Speaker 1 Well, what are you going to do when your team is built to not only run the spread offense but defend the spread offense?

Speaker 23 And it's a lot of light defenders, and they don't know what to do when you get a big fucker just like bearing down on them.

Speaker 21 To be fair, it's probably not a matter of asking Marcus Mariota to not complete more than 13 passes.

Speaker 96 No, but

Speaker 21 it's probably more like don't have him, you don't want him passing the ball. You want to be a run-heavy

Speaker 21 a run-heavy offense. Yeah.
Um, the 49ers ran a 16-play, eight-minute drive.

Speaker 66 That's what they do.

Speaker 21 Well, they were trailing by 14 points, and they came away scoreless off that. At that point, it's probably

Speaker 21 the game's over because you can't kill that much clock. It's an impressive drive.
Yeah.

Speaker 21 Just from like a football standpoint, bleed the clock out, but in general, you want to be running a 16-play, eight-minute drive when you're ahead by 14 points, not when you're behind by 14 points.

Speaker 21 I don't know if this is the coach that you were talking about, Big Cat, when we're talking about the coaches.

Speaker 141 No, it wasn't.

Speaker 21 It wasn't. I wasn't either, but the thought just occurred to me.

Speaker 21 At what point do we start asking if Kyle Shanhan's overrated?

Speaker 92 Okay, so this game, I would not put that in there because one.

Speaker 21 Their defense was fucked up. Their defense was fucked up.

Speaker 120 They're missing Bosa, Armstead, Kinlaw, and Emmanuel Mosley.

Speaker 164 A lot of really good dudes.

Speaker 5 And then I think also their other cornerback got hurt

Speaker 17 in the first quarter.

Speaker 164 A lot of dudes out.

Speaker 109 They did the whole staying out on the East Coast thing where they had back-to-back road games.

Speaker 19 And like we know,

Speaker 162 because we've seen it, this was just a bad Jimmy G game.

Speaker 88 Like he was not good today.

Speaker 9 He was 4 for 11 for 72 yards and two picks when he was asked to throw it for more than 10 yards.

Speaker 139 You saw it in the last, like even the last play that they had

Speaker 101 where it was fourth and like one,

Speaker 13 and he skipped the ball like a five-yard pass.

Speaker 8 He skipped the ball on the ground.

Speaker 103 When you need this to keep the game going, it was just Jimmy G did not, when Jimmy G looks okay and everything's working for the 49ers, the 49ers are basically like a well-oiled machine or like a perfect

Speaker 126 bicycle where if you just stick a stick in the spokes, the whole thing can fall apart.

Speaker 144 But if you can't get the stick in the spokes, they'll just run right over you.

Speaker 75 Yeah. I think that made sense.

Speaker 21 Like the, I've never seen all the Star Wars movies, but like one of those big, tall things that runs through the desert, the big machines.

Speaker 21 If you just like tie some dental floss around its legs, it'll trip over.

Speaker 82 It's kind of like watching Army or Navy in the triple option when you can almost tell within the first drive, this is going to work or this won't today.

Speaker 121 Yeah, like you know right away this is going to work for the 49ers.

Speaker 92 It's a day where everything's schemed up perfectly, they're blocking perfectly, their defense is flying around, and this was one of those days where you turned on the game and you're like, nope,

Speaker 92 this is not the 49ers day.

Speaker 21 Yeah, so the reason why I asked that is because he is 42 and 45 in regular season.

Speaker 19 You got to remember

Speaker 21 he has had some quarterback things, but

Speaker 21 he gets a lot of passes because he's had to play with a lot of backup quarterbacks.

Speaker 180 A ton.

Speaker 21 But this year, their backup quarterback is also the same guy that he wanted to be their starting quarterback. So it's not really

Speaker 21 that much of, yeah, but at first.

Speaker 154 But now not anymore.

Speaker 21 He got hand selected back to the Jimmy George's.

Speaker 120 Now Jimmy G's

Speaker 21 an unwanted backup. Yes.
And it's not Kyle Shanahan's fault that they're losing with him.

Speaker 143 You could make the argument Kyle Shanahan maybe needs someone else to decide his next quarterback. That could probably

Speaker 21 be fair and take him as a coach I'd like I'd like to be very clear like I would cut my foot off I would love to have him I would take Kyle Shanahan and Jimmy Garoppolo as a package deal for life to be my head coach and quarterback yes for the next 10 years yes without a doubt I just want it we're just having the discussion we're having the discussion I haven't circled them yet but I know that that discussion exists out there yep because the 49ers they did not look good today but a lot of injuries like 49ers i know we joke about the chargers the 49ers definitely are up there with injuries every year.

Speaker 93 Yeah.

Speaker 76 It feels like they always have injuries to like, I guess maybe that's the problem.

Speaker 76 This is like why the Bears and Commanders are smart how they do it, where they just have rosters with no good players.

Speaker 7 If you don't have good players, they can't get injured.

Speaker 21 Yeah, you can't tear an ACL on an all-pro wide receiver if you don't have them.

Speaker 84 So you can't have that bummer like, damn, we just, we just, our left tackle, who's one of the best of all time, is out.

Speaker 140 No, we never had him.

Speaker 34 Yeah. So he can't be out.

Speaker 21 In our case, we did have Trent Williams. Yeah, and then we actually did lose him because our medical staff misdiagnosed scalp cancer.
Yeah. And then he decided he wasn't going to play for us.

Speaker 21 And so now he's on the 49ers. Yeah.

Speaker 61 So that was. So that did happen.

Speaker 21 That was a tough example that you gave me. But Trent Williams is coming back.

Speaker 75 But you get what I'm saying.

Speaker 56 I do agree.

Speaker 73 If you don't have good players, you could never lose them.

Speaker 21 Yeah. So Trent Williams is coming back, and that's going to make a massive difference.

Speaker 3 Yeah, it's like the whole, like, it's better to have loved than lost and never loved.

Speaker 100 That's a bullshit.

Speaker 19 I disagree.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I'd rather never love.

Speaker 21 Just be lonely for life.

Speaker 18 Yeah, because when you love and loss, you're like, damn, that really hurts.

Speaker 61 Yep. Like, my heart is broken.

Speaker 122 Yep.

Speaker 2 Be better to just never know what that feels like.

Speaker 124 I agree.

Speaker 142 Okay, so, yeah, Falcons,

Speaker 58 frisky fun.

Speaker 21 Frisky fun. And maybe good.
Shout out Arthur Smith and the boys. They were slamming Coors lights in the locker room afterwards.

Speaker 56 They are. They're good.

Speaker 108 That was nice to see.

Speaker 21 They do beer celebrations afterwards. They're also...
I like that. It's very hockey-esque.
Which, by the way, do you see Ryan Whitney? Today? Yeah. He was at the Steelers game.

Speaker 21 I have a joke about that.

Speaker 21 He was there supporting his brothers and sisters, the other pigeons that were down on the field.

Speaker 17 They were flying around.

Speaker 21 In your fucking face with a piece of shit. Yeah.

Speaker 76 That was your weekend, bitch.

Speaker 129 Those pigeons.

Speaker 151 Probably got better ankles and wit.

Speaker 157 Mm-hmm.

Speaker 5 Oh, I had one last point. Fuck.
I can't remember it, though. Oh, Falcons are looking to be only the fifth team all-time to start 7-0 against Spread.

Speaker 155 Wow.

Speaker 31 We're getting into history, boys.

Speaker 21 That's more impressive than we're getting into history.

Speaker 100 Yes, that is.

Speaker 24 They're 6-0 against the Spread.

Speaker 93 They're 3-3.

Speaker 93 We talked a little bit about it on Sunday, but like every, or sorry, Friday show, but every other team that started 6-0 against the spread was really good.

Speaker 75 They were just blowing people out.

Speaker 97 Yeah.

Speaker 99 Like, they weren't underdogs losing and covering.

Speaker 144 It was the Patriots 2007, which was the 18-1 team.

Speaker 77 Tennessee 2008, which I can't remember.

Speaker 21 Who was on that team? Was that?

Speaker 131 They started 7-0.

Speaker 24 No.

Speaker 102 Vince Young, maybe?

Speaker 114 Maybe.

Speaker 121 Either way, look it up, Jake.

Speaker 23 They started 7-0 in real games and against the spread.

Speaker 144 2018, Kansas City Chiefs, which we know started

Speaker 128 6-1, 7-0 against the spread.

Speaker 7 And then last year's Dallas Cowboys started 7-0 against the spread,

Speaker 8 6-1 straight up.

Speaker 81 So all these teams were really, like, what the Falcons are doing is way more impressive because they're 3-3.

Speaker 128 This is. And they're 6-0.

Speaker 21 I mean, this would be the all-time twist for Calvin Ridley to get suspended for a full season.

Speaker 151 It's the greatest gambling team.

Speaker 21 And their team becomes the greatest gambling team of all time. Yeah.

Speaker 117 So who do they have next week? We've got to have them.

Speaker 61 We've got to get them away.

Speaker 45 I think they're playing the Bengals.

Speaker 21 Whose line is it anyway? Is it at the Bengals?

Speaker 143 At Cincinnati.

Speaker 21 I'm going to say Cincinnati minus

Speaker 66 three and a half. Four and a half.

Speaker 180 The line is.

Speaker 61 Is

Speaker 170 I'm stalling

Speaker 170 minus six and a half. Six and a half.

Speaker 172 Six and a half.

Speaker 100 Oh, Falcons can cover that easy.

Speaker 97 Hammer.

Speaker 66 Easy.

Speaker 76 Hammer. Let's make history.

Speaker 21 What jerseys are they wearing?

Speaker 61 Let's make it too early for the determination.

Speaker 21 And are they going to pass the ball to Kyle Pitts? That's another big one. If they can do that, then they're a good football team.

Speaker 141 Also, I forgot.

Speaker 21 They should tell you what jerseys they're going to wear way earlier in the week.

Speaker 21 Because if I had known, maybe I just wasn't paying attention, but if I had known that they were going to be wearing these,

Speaker 21 I would drop the hammer on. Yep.

Speaker 143 I forgot the 2008 Tennessee Titans, Carrie Collins.

Speaker 19 Remember that?

Speaker 34 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 129 It was Chris Johnson, Carrie Collins.

Speaker 21 It was like maybe Chris Johnson's rookie year or one of the first ones.

Speaker 13 Jeff Fisher.

Speaker 102 True. Which is nice.

Speaker 76 Jeff Fisher, 7-0 against the spread. They finished the year,

Speaker 128 I think, yeah, 13-3, and then lost in divisional playoffs.

Speaker 124 That's too bad.

Speaker 103 Okay, next up, Colts Jags.

Speaker 93 Matt Ryance.

Speaker 82 Colts 34, Jags 27.

Speaker 84 The Jaguars are the Jaguars.

Speaker 145 They just are.

Speaker 21 I think sometimes the Jaguars aren't the Jaguars at home. Against the Colts.
Against the Colts.

Speaker 82 But they are.

Speaker 171 I was pumped up because I thought the Jaguars might be good.

Speaker 21 I don't think they're bad. They could have won this game.

Speaker 37 Oh, they absolutely could have won this game.

Speaker 23 They actually ran the ball down their throats.

Speaker 154 They made Matt Ryan, though, completely revive his career.

Speaker 142 Matt Ryan, last we saw Matt Ryan, his team couldn't score a touchdown.

Speaker 36 He looked like he wanted to be anywhere else.

Speaker 99 He was getting absolutely mangled.

Speaker 23 And then he plays the Jaguars, and he has his career high in completions.

Speaker 120 Not only his career high in completions, this one is another stat that blew my mind.

Speaker 114 He has the Indianapolis Colts' career high in completions.

Speaker 84 That's crazy.

Speaker 120 Peyton Manning, Andrew Luck, ever heard of them?

Speaker 31 Matt Ryan goes 42 for 58, 389 yards, and three touchdowns.

Speaker 99 They made Matt Ryan come back to life.

Speaker 21 Well, you think that maybe Peyton Manning hasn't had to pass the ball that much.

Speaker 178 He has nobody.

Speaker 71 He has 40.

Speaker 85 I mean, he was in some shootouts.

Speaker 76 His highest is 40 completions.

Speaker 21 So in the first half, the Colts ran 40 plays, I believe, 40 plays to 22 for the Jaguars. And I think I heard them say that Ryan threw the ball 37 times.

Speaker 21 So out of the 40 plays that they ran in the first half, he threw the ball 37 times.

Speaker 61 They basically

Speaker 61 went 58 passes.

Speaker 21 So Matt Ryan right now leads the league in pass attempts.

Speaker 171 I actually think this might be Frank Wright just saved his job because he just did the dumbest thing that became genius.

Speaker 60 We watched Matt Ryan suck so bad, he was like, you know what we do?

Speaker 152 More Matt Ryan. More Matt Ryan.

Speaker 82 And it did work because the Jaguars' pass defense wasn't good and the Jaguars' rush defense is pretty good.

Speaker 142 So they just went more Matt Ryan and Matt Ryan had a career day for Matt Ryan.

Speaker 21 Here's a fun stat is the Indianapolis Colts have not had a halftime lead in eight games. That is crazy.
That's pretty wild considering some of the teams they get to play.

Speaker 12 Yes, yes. So the Colts, I don't know.

Speaker 23 I don't want to say they like righted it, but it does feel like this after a terrible Thursday night game that they ended up with a win, and then they take care of the Jaguars in, you know,

Speaker 76 you know, coming back late to win the game where they even went for the jugular late, where it was like we could have kicked the field goal.

Speaker 87 Um, it was third and 13.

Speaker 90 They're like, no, fuck it, let's throw it to the end zone here with Alec Pierce.

Speaker 46 Maybe I'm, maybe the Colts aren't terrible.

Speaker 143 I don't know what to make of this.

Speaker 21 I think, help me. I think that they're still going to be in underachieving territory.

Speaker 21 Their running backs out, which is a pretty pretty big deal. Jonathan Taylor is.
That's why they've got like a league MVP case that he can make when he's healthy.

Speaker 21 So if they're having to lean on Matt Ryan, and I just, I don't see Matt Ryan being able to throw the ball this many times

Speaker 102 multiple weeks in a row.

Speaker 21 It's like when we saw Joe Flacco and his attempts up in the 50s, he's too old and too coltsy to be making that many attempts, that many drop backs.

Speaker 21 He's going to get sacked, and he's going to get broken in half.

Speaker 148 But what about, what if Frank Reich, this is like,

Speaker 21 he did go back to his old glasses today.

Speaker 61 Frank Reich did.

Speaker 17 I like those.

Speaker 162 And Matt Ryan didn't get sacked today, and they threw it a like.

Speaker 161 He basically did the thing that no one was asking for more of, and it worked.

Speaker 21 So 6.7

Speaker 21 was his average, average yards per completion.

Speaker 141 First half was all dump-offs.

Speaker 159 All dump-offs.

Speaker 120 Second half, he actually threw it.

Speaker 21 It's smart to have Matt Ryan get rid of the ball quickly. That way he can't fumble.

Speaker 17 Yes. Yes.
What are you going to say, Billy?

Speaker 98 Guess why Matt Ryan performed so well?

Speaker 157 Why?

Speaker 98 Someone was activated and made QB2.

Speaker 27 Oh, Sam Ellinger.

Speaker 107 He's looking You're looking in the mirror, yeah.

Speaker 21 So Sam Ellinger, he is activated. Probably it was also the scout team Trevor Lawrence this week.

Speaker 51 Yeah.

Speaker 33 Yeah. Yeah.
And Trevor Lawrence.

Speaker 21 And we all know that he's better than Trevor Lawrence, right?

Speaker 61 100%.

Speaker 21 Where are we at on the stock up, stock down?

Speaker 98 Well, Sam Ellinger's stock's up now that he's actually on the team for game day.

Speaker 98 And, I mean, Trevor Lawrence, as we saw, I just took an elves.

Speaker 4 And Trevor Lawrence didn't play bad.

Speaker 122 It actually was a game where both coaches game planned perfectly against the opponent.

Speaker 135 It's just the the Colts outlasted them.

Speaker 85 Like, the Jaguars just rammed it down the Colts' throat.

Speaker 7 They ran for 200-plus yards.

Speaker 82 It seemed like everything worked that they wanted to.

Speaker 99 The Colts were like, fuck it, we'll throw it on top of you all day.

Speaker 76 And that just ended up working more in the end.

Speaker 23 Like, that was kind of how the game went.

Speaker 21 I believe the Colts are now 2-0

Speaker 21 in Lucas Oil Stadium when the window and the roof is open.

Speaker 107 Yeah, it was a lot of shades.

Speaker 9 A lot of shadows. Shadows, yep.

Speaker 12 Speaking of the Colts' record, you guys know what it is right now?

Speaker 34 3-2-1. and 1.

Speaker 21 3, 2, 1.

Speaker 170 Oh, that is cool. It's a countdown.

Speaker 21 Oh, Jesus, Jake. That is pretty cool.
I love you.

Speaker 44 It's unique. I love that.

Speaker 176 That is great.

Speaker 25 I love that. Yeah.
The other.

Speaker 21 So, what happens next? Do they blast off next week?

Speaker 170 That's what I was saying. Blast off, happy birthday.

Speaker 118 No, no, but buzzer beater.

Speaker 74 Happy New Year.

Speaker 34 Whatever direction you want to go in.

Speaker 21 It could also be a bomb.

Speaker 122 It could be a bomb.

Speaker 21 Jake, is it a bomb that we have from the fuse, or is it a launch? New Year.

Speaker 106 Is it New Year?

Speaker 33 Yeah, New Year.

Speaker 21 So, who are they playing? Titans.

Speaker 61 At Titans.

Speaker 21 That's a bomb. I feel like it might be a bomb.
I think they might be about to explode. That's a bomb.

Speaker 170 Do bombs have milliseconds? No. It depends, right?

Speaker 21 Three, two, one.

Speaker 44 Jake, what bomb?

Speaker 164 Hank, what would you say a bomb has?

Speaker 60 Milliseconds? I don't think it does.

Speaker 21 From watching like 24. Yeah, it does.

Speaker 21 It's got the numbers on the right that tick down really.

Speaker 33 Well, maybe it does.

Speaker 61 Yeah. It depends.

Speaker 170 Hank. I don't really have experience.

Speaker 21 Close your eyes.

Speaker 21 I'm going to do a countdown. Tell me what you envision happening after this, okay?

Speaker 121 Three, two, one.

Speaker 100 Yeah, a blow. It's a bomb.

Speaker 61 It's a bomb. Come on.
Sorry, Jake.

Speaker 53 I mean, you brought it up.

Speaker 54 It is a fun stat.

Speaker 21 It's a fun stat.

Speaker 153 I hope they don't have to fly to Tennessee.

Speaker 4 Oh, God.

Speaker 156 Jesus, Jake. What did you do?

Speaker 136 You're going to have to track that flight, Jake, to make sure it lands perfectly.

Speaker 170 There's only one time that everyone in the country is simultaneously counting 3-2-1.

Speaker 17 Yeah, when the bomb goes off.

Speaker 170 No one is counting that.

Speaker 21 Someone's counting it on a giant loudspeaker.

Speaker 170 Okay, this is not the turn I expected this time.

Speaker 97 All right, wait, do it to me.

Speaker 115 I'll close my eyes.

Speaker 96 All right, here we go, ready? Yep.

Speaker 21 Three, two, one.

Speaker 106 Have

Speaker 107 a

Speaker 21 birthday bomb.

Speaker 159 No, it was a Happy New Year bomb.

Speaker 61 Oh, no.

Speaker 147 What about this?

Speaker 152 Three, two, one.

Speaker 71 Jenkins at the buzzer, Villanova.

Speaker 57 Got ya.

Speaker 61 Yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah.

Speaker 25 I just saw the dumbest

Speaker 64 Monday show in the middle.

Speaker 21 I saw a rocket ship taking off, but then it was the challenger.

Speaker 21 Oh, no.

Speaker 24 Jake, this is bad.

Speaker 21 I think you just bombed him.

Speaker 113 You bombed them.

Speaker 146 And there's a teacher on board.

Speaker 34 Oh, no.

Speaker 64 Yep.

Speaker 76 And

Speaker 163 she was an inspiration to all the little kids that watched her die live on air in their classroom.

Speaker 21 You just killed her. They're like called Eric.

Speaker 17 What was her name?

Speaker 102 There she is. Miss Teacher.

Speaker 71 Jenkins is the best.

Speaker 31 She's going up to space.

Speaker 164 Three, two, one.

Speaker 4 Colts record.

Speaker 61 Okay.

Speaker 74 Stad Hole Sports sent me one.

Speaker 155 The Colts ended a 111-minute McAuliffe TD drought, which is, oh, that was the teacher's name.

Speaker 122 That's pretty cool.

Speaker 44 111 minutes

Speaker 21 they didn't score at all last week, right?

Speaker 108 Yeah.

Speaker 8 TD drought, 111 minutes.

Speaker 21 Their offense is very confusing to me. Yeah.
Very confusing.

Speaker 99 The only reason I bring it up is because it's just fun to remember that in 2000, the Ravens that won the Super Bowl, they went on a 328-minute TD drought weeks five through nine.

Speaker 21 Oh, so this is the recipe.

Speaker 19 They went on a TD drought.

Speaker 89 They didn't score a touchdown weeks five through nine and still managed to go two and three in that stretch, which is insane.

Speaker 21 I guess if you can learn how to win games

Speaker 21 without playing any offense, you're probably a good team.

Speaker 1 And then I looked up, just because it's fun to look up incredible defenses, the Ravens in 2000 had 15 out of, because it was 20 weeks, because they played four playoff games, 15 out of the 20 weeks, they held their opponent to 10 points or less, including all four rounds of the playoffs.

Speaker 21 Detrent Dilfer year.

Speaker 88 85 Bears had 14 out of 19 weeks,

Speaker 117 10 points or less, and only give up 10 points in the entire playoffs.

Speaker 22 It's just fun to look at crazy defenses because we don't have them anymore.

Speaker 49 Yeah, I'll say.

Speaker 73 They're like, imagine going

Speaker 23 five weeks without scoring an offensive touchdown and still going two and three.

Speaker 21 Well, the Bucs at the start of the year looked like they might be one of those defenses.

Speaker 39 Yeah.

Speaker 24 But that's just not.

Speaker 139 That 2000 Ravens team.

Speaker 160 Crazy.

Speaker 161 Crazy.

Speaker 21 Every time they would get an interception, they would try to do the rugby play. They would try to pitch it back because they knew

Speaker 21 Trent Dilfer is our quarterback. We're probably more likely to score if we do insane amounts of laterals on any return than if we give the ball to this guy.

Speaker 85 15 weeks, they held their opponents to 10 points or less.

Speaker 21 Shout out to Travis Atien, who is a first-round pick from last year that's now playing really well.

Speaker 169 That's three first-round picks.

Speaker 21 Three first-round picks this year. I like the idea of a guy named Jermichael Hastie being really fast.
That's just so cool.

Speaker 21 So that's my fun look on the bright side, Jacksonville Jaguars stat of the week for chaps.

Speaker 85 Doug Peterson's a good coach because he knew he was like, hey, we think we can run on them.

Speaker 8 Let's go do that.

Speaker 33 Yep. And they did.

Speaker 36 He was right. Yeah.

Speaker 151 They were right until they didn't win.

Speaker 17 Okay.

Speaker 99 Rams, 24.

Speaker 142 Panthers, 10.

Speaker 82 The Rams, we got three games left. The Rams got right.

Speaker 76 We expected this.

Speaker 21 This is exactly what we talked about, I think, on Thursday when we recorded. I think I said

Speaker 21 I'm taking the Panthers' first quarter money line because they're going to come out juiced up because they've got an interim coach.

Speaker 21 They need to put something good on film, and then they're going to get the shit kicked out of them in the second half, and the Rams are going to cover the spread.

Speaker 24 You were very close to not covering the spread.

Speaker 16 I don't know if you saw that.

Speaker 21 They did cover the spread.

Speaker 145 It was very close.

Speaker 145 It was

Speaker 160 Jacob Eason came in the game.

Speaker 25 Jacob Eason came in the game.

Speaker 17 PJ Walker got hurt, and he almost covered the spread.

Speaker 82 And Christian McCaffrey is basically

Speaker 17 whatever it's not a contract here.

Speaker 93 It's just a

Speaker 164 getting traded soon game.

Speaker 21 This is what he did. So they said, I read an article earlier this week that said McCaffrey,

Speaker 21 the Panthers will listen to all offers for McCaffrey. They'll also listen to all offers for Robbie Anderson, but it's not going to be a fire sale.

Speaker 33 Well, Robbie Anderson, yeah.

Speaker 23 Robbie Andrews so much.

Speaker 21 But I think by definition, if they're going to trade Robbie Anderson and Christian McCaffrey, that's kind of a fire sale.

Speaker 45 Well, Robbie Anderson's getting cut.

Speaker 21 He might get cut.

Speaker 18 I would say that he

Speaker 21 was ejected by his own team he got ejected by his own team got in a fight with his wide receivers coach he was sitting apart from the rest of the wide receivers um he probably wants to get cut no he was saying like trade me uh as he was walking off so yeah that felt it felt like the panthers uh didn't really solve anything uh by firing matt rule i don't think that they're gonna they're not gonna cut robbie anderson right they're gonna trade him still i don't know because he still has value he's still a pretty good player he's kind of a nut job but i feel like you can get something for him but now that everyone watched him get in and ejected by his own team

Speaker 21 they're gonna be like oh how about we give you like a seventh round pick yeah you've you've lost all your internal leverage yeah your only hope is that like robbie anderson basically went out there and did a commercial for robbie anderson to every other team so maybe other teams will get into a bidding war against each other yeah and maybe you can end up with like a fifth or a fourth maybe but um this This game, I actually, instead of talking about the Panthers in this game, because they suck and they're going to continue to suck,

Speaker 17 The story that came out Sunday morning about Matt Ruhl, very fucking funny.

Speaker 127 I don't know if you guys saw it, but Matt Rule had a manifesto when he got to Carolina called The Way of the Panther.

Speaker 102 Yeah, I did see that. So

Speaker 76 part of it read: Pepsi tastes like Pepsi 24 hours a day.

Speaker 137 We have a brand at the Panthers.

Speaker 2 This brand defines us both on the field and everyday life.

Speaker 92 We are the toughest, hardest working, most competitive team in the NFL.

Speaker 83 And then on top of that document was our plan to win, which had a bunch of football metrics.

Speaker 8 Here are some of the metrics.

Speaker 169 Explosive offensive plays, gains of 20-plus yards.

Speaker 138 The Panthers were 29th.

Speaker 5 Turnover differential, they were 25th.

Speaker 82 Yards per carry, they were 24th.

Speaker 23 Red zone scoring percentage, they were 30th. It goes on and on and on.

Speaker 82 The way of the Panther did not end up working out, and I guess everyone was just mocking it for the entire last year that Matt Rule was there because he also had in there,

Speaker 83 it was an acronym OOU, One of Us.

Speaker 112 So every time they were like trying to draft or trade for a guy, they'd ask, is he OOU?

Speaker 11 Yeah. And then,

Speaker 82 like, from all these, from this report that I read, it was just basically everyone walked around just making fun of OOU.

Speaker 21 One of us, isn't that what you say to somebody like in a cult initiation?

Speaker 176 Yeah.

Speaker 21 I don't think they say that in Fight Club.

Speaker 96 Google Gobble before they blow up everything at the end.

Speaker 21 3-2-1.

Speaker 21 Yeah, that's it. The Way of the Panther is a very.
You can't say the Way of the Panther.

Speaker 100 The way of the Panther.

Speaker 70 You can say Pepsi.

Speaker 21 You can say like the Panther way, but when you reverse it and you go the way of the Panther, it sounds like a spiritual, like mystical journey that you're being led on by a shaman. Yeah.

Speaker 21 You can't go Way of the Panther.

Speaker 21 It sounds like a rejected Bruce Lee script.

Speaker 90 Yeah, it's also funny for Pepsi to be the one that you point to.

Speaker 92 Well, I mean, Pepsi's fine when people...

Speaker 17 I'm not a snob.

Speaker 112 I probably prefer Coke, but I also drink Pepsi.

Speaker 5 Like whenever I met like a,

Speaker 13 out to dinner, and they're like, is Pepsi okay?

Speaker 144 I'm like, yeah, fine, great.

Speaker 133 Yeah.

Speaker 17 But maybe, I don't know, Apple or something. I don't know.

Speaker 34 Pepsi has a brand. Yeah.

Speaker 118 Pepsi does have a brand.

Speaker 21 Which is like, I guess I'd probably rather be doing something else. Right.
But if that's all you have, the way the Panthers. Actually, exactly how I feel about watching Panthers games on television.

Speaker 21 Yeah.

Speaker 169 We are the toughest, hardest working, most competitive team in the NFL.

Speaker 21 If there's absolutely no other football,

Speaker 100 I'll watch the Panthers game.

Speaker 21 Right. I'll have a good time watching it, probably.

Speaker 72 Oh, is Pepsi okay?

Speaker 79 Is Panther football okay?

Speaker 155 Sure. Yeah, all right.

Speaker 54 Yeah, I can watch it.

Speaker 108 I'll have, that.

Speaker 21 Has there ever been an interim, interim coach?

Speaker 155 Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 21 Because I don't know if Willes is cut out. If I were him, I wouldn't deal with this shit.

Speaker 45 No, I mean, it's going to be bad.

Speaker 21 I'd be like, you want me to be a babysitter for the rest of the year?

Speaker 93 Here's what the Panthers are going to do.

Speaker 164 They're going to lose every game by a shitload.

Speaker 39 They're going to win one more game.

Speaker 131 And it will surprise all of us.

Speaker 85 I will probably bet against them that week, and they'll win one more game.

Speaker 21 Baker will win a game.

Speaker 131 Yeah, they're going to win one more game.

Speaker 144 That's just what's going to happen.

Speaker 21 If you're Steve Willes, why do do you even do this? You know you're not going to be around next year.

Speaker 132 Do you want to get a little more money?

Speaker 19 Maybe.

Speaker 21 Probably. I would rather just, I'd rather take the you only have like three more weeks of it being nice enough weather to do something fun outside.

Speaker 21 I would not want to waste those weeks coaching the Carolina Panthers.

Speaker 85 You've got to remember, every single football coach in the history of football is a psycho and thinks, oh, I can change them.

Speaker 23 I'm the one who can change them.

Speaker 94 I'm the one who can make them better.

Speaker 21 You've got players trying to fight their coaches on the sidelines.

Speaker 21 But that's every coach looks at the situation and like i can change these i can tame the wild horse you've got jacob eason coming into the game because that's your quarterback right now yeah your best player christian mccaffrey you probably shouldn't really be playing that much anymore so you can get him traded right him getting hurt yep i would just i would be like you know what i'm gonna go golf yeah i'm gonna go take it easy for the next like month and a half you probably got like a half a million bucks or something maybe david tepper was like we'll keep you around it'd be very funny if this became like a very shakespearean thing where it was like dwight and Michael Scott and Jim from the office where it's like Ben McAdoo secretly plotting to try to take over the interim job from Steve Wilkes and then getting it and completely fucking that up.

Speaker 21 I'm ready for it.

Speaker 76 Yes. And it's just a folly.

Speaker 100 His entire

Speaker 21 plot works. to perfection, but then he takes it over and he realizes he has to coach the Carolina Panthers.

Speaker 61 Yeah, he also sucks.

Speaker 24 And then wow, this is awful. The Carolina People.

Speaker 21 What a bad situation.

Speaker 100 Yes, yes.

Speaker 116 He not only realizes the Panthers suck, but he sucks.

Speaker 44 Yeah.

Speaker 60 He's like, what did I get myself into?

Speaker 137 Allen Robinson, welcome to the NFL season.

Speaker 21 Welcome to the Rams. Yeah, it looks good now.

Speaker 152 Yeah.

Speaker 5 He had a touchdown, a couple nice plays.

Speaker 116 And, yeah, the Rams.

Speaker 94 This was, we had multiple get-right games.

Speaker 23 The Rams were the only ones that actually got right.

Speaker 21 So this could be a good win for the Rams because they've got, I think, backups at every position on their offensive line. Maybe one of the guys is still a starter.

Speaker 21 Like Kyle Long told us, it takes a few weeks to even start to gel. Yes, an offensive line.
These guys were never supposed to play together in the first place, so it's taken them a while to get right.

Speaker 21 I still think Matthew Stafford might be hurt. Oh, yeah, I still think there's something wrong with him.

Speaker 156 He's always hurt.

Speaker 87 Okay, we got two more games.

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Speaker 60 Okay, last two games.

Speaker 35 Seahawks, Cardinals.

Speaker 135 This is the coach I have circled.

Speaker 54 Yep.

Speaker 13 Cliff Kingsbury.

Speaker 97 Now,

Speaker 141 first,

Speaker 80 the Cardinals suck, and they sucked again today.

Speaker 2 And if you watch the game,

Speaker 23 something is messed up with that offense.

Speaker 77 They went start of the game, field goal on Seattle's five.

Speaker 101 They then went turnover on downs, punt, punt, punt, turnover on downs, fumble,

Speaker 5 turnover on downs, punt, interception.

Speaker 156 They were so bad.

Speaker 12 So, so bad.

Speaker 77 And a bunch of three and outs there.

Speaker 119 They feel like they can't get anything going.

Speaker 153 Keep betting against the Cardinals first half.

Speaker 163 But yes, Cliff Kingsbury, I circled him.

Speaker 21 Okay, he's circled. This is a coach I wanted to talk about, too.
So it is blind resume season. I'm going to give you a blind resume.

Speaker 61 Okay.

Speaker 21 Coach one

Speaker 21 is 26, 27, and 1.

Speaker 97 Okay.

Speaker 21 Coach two

Speaker 21 is 35 and 40.

Speaker 21 Which one do you like more?

Speaker 145 I guess the.

Speaker 17 No, 35 and 40.

Speaker 21 Trick question. They're the same person.
26, 27, 1 is Cliff Kingsbury's record as an NFL coach.

Speaker 102 Yep.

Speaker 21 35 and 40 is his record as a college head coach. Yep.
Cliff Kingsbury, you can say a lot of things about him. He's not a fraud.
No, he's failed upwards. He's failed upwards, and he is who he is.
Yeah.

Speaker 128 No, he's the same guy.

Speaker 21 This is the exact same guy.

Speaker 21 I don't know why he was getting all these different jobs in college football and then he got snaked out of there by the nfl that gave him a head coach spot remember he was the oc for usc for a minute for like literally one minute and then carolina and then uh arizona was like oh that's cool yeah actually do have him and we want to get a hot young oc that hasn't actually been the offensive coordinator for this team yet yeah let's just hire him out from the trojans right now um he is the real deal he is who he thinks he is yeah and who we think he is and i so i have no idea because I'm not, you know, I don't watch the tape.

Speaker 148 I don't know what his actual schemes are, if they're working, not working, if it's a coaching thing or it's a Kyler thing.

Speaker 113 I don't know.

Speaker 13 I'm not going to pretend I know.

Speaker 109 What I do know is you gave a ton of money to Kyler.

Speaker 127 That means that Cliff was going to be the fix if things don't work out this next year.

Speaker 23 Like, that's just simple knowing how the NFL works.

Speaker 39 You basically said Kyler is our guy.

Speaker 148 And the only way to change, if things don't go well with Kyler, before you admit to everyone it's Kyler's fault because you're paying him all this money, you admit to everyone that it's the coach's fault and get a new coach.

Speaker 19 That's just how it works in the NFL.

Speaker 92 For better or worse, you could like someone who watches all the film could break it down and be like, actually, Cliff's schemes are working.

Speaker 13 It's Kyler that's messing it up.

Speaker 148 Unfortunately, that's just not how it's going to work.

Speaker 85 When they have to

Speaker 60 figure out how to move forward, it's going to be Cliff that goes, not Kyler.

Speaker 21 The interesting thing is that I don't think you'll be able to find like a real top-of-the-line head coach coach that would want to come in and coach Kyler because of all the shit that's happened behind the scenes and a little bit in front of the scenes with the you have to study four hours of game film.

Speaker 21 But remember what I just said about Steve Wilkes. I did remember what you said about that.

Speaker 24 And someone's going to be like,

Speaker 21 is there going to be an I can fix you

Speaker 61 that can be found? Oh, yeah.

Speaker 21 I don't know if you're like

Speaker 21 if you're like a real top guy. Yeah.
Yes. I would just say fucking throw a bag at Lincoln Riley and hope that he goes to Arizona.

Speaker 145 Yeah, I mean, some that probably, I don't, I mean, he's obviously doing well at USC, but some

Speaker 171 big whiz kid, you know, offensive guy is going to be like, ooh, I can get the most out of it.

Speaker 19 A young hot shot.

Speaker 36 They all have egos.

Speaker 1 They all love money.

Speaker 138 It's just, they will be like, yeah, I'm the one who can make Kyler the best.

Speaker 21 I'm going to look up who else was on that 2013 Washington Redskins.

Speaker 164 It's got to be.

Speaker 21 Maybe I have one of the guys. You know what?

Speaker 70 Maybe it's Michael Floor.

Speaker 118 It probably will be Michael Floor.

Speaker 21 It's Michael Floor. I'm pretty sure he was on.

Speaker 39 Yeah,

Speaker 85 he's going to be the next coach of the Arizona Cardinals.

Speaker 76 Again, I don't know if it's Cliff Kingsbury, like, if it's his fault, although, like you said with the blind resume, it has shown

Speaker 110 it is who he is.

Speaker 2 But the money was given to Kyler.

Speaker 5 They basically said he's our quarterback for the next however many years.

Speaker 13 And Cliff Kingsbury, if he doesn't turn it around this year, I think will probably be the one who gets kicked out.

Speaker 120 And maybe it's all different when DeAndre comes back, which is this week, right?

Speaker 13 Yes. So this is Thursday night.

Speaker 101 So we should bet the Cardinals Thursday night.

Speaker 21 This was their last game without without DeAndre and they are going to be a little bit of a different team but I don't think they're going to be this isn't the Cardinals that we saw through what eight games last year but they're beating everybody should we bet the Cardinals in case DeAndre Hopkins does change everything and then we get Saints on Thursday night it's I think it's two-point line we could get we could feel like we're the smartest people ever and we got ahead of the trend people

Speaker 64 maybe we'll look back

Speaker 71 maybe DeAndre will make the Cardinals so good two and a half he'll make make the Cardinals so good that if you had this game in two months from now, the Cardinals would be seven-point favorites, but we're so sharp, we got it at two and a half.

Speaker 21 It's actually a good thing that they lost to the Seahawks this week. Yeah.
Buy low, sell high.

Speaker 145 We just got value, baby.

Speaker 21 I think

Speaker 21 we can also say to ourselves that if this play doesn't work, it was still the right play because it was value in DeAndre Hopkins coming. Because

Speaker 101 wait till later on in the season when it will be a lot more for Arizona Cardinals home game.

Speaker 33 Although they suck at home.

Speaker 21 I bet you Kyler Murray's pumped to have a full weekend with no football that he has to worry about. Like he gets to actually experience a weekend off.

Speaker 44 Of Call of Duty.

Speaker 96 Of Call of Duty.

Speaker 61 Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 54 Yeah, right, right.

Speaker 178 And the Seahawks,

Speaker 151 I just love that the Seahawks keep winning games because it really is like, oh, Pete Carroll's a good coach and sticking it to Russell Wilson.

Speaker 109 Because their offense, like, Gino kind of came back down to earth, but their defense played well, and they have a bunch of young guys on defense.

Speaker 22 I don't know. I just like it.

Speaker 85 The Seahawks are a fun story.

Speaker 109 I'm rooting for the Seahawks out of spite.

Speaker 21 I'm ready to say that Pete Carroll won the Russell Wilson breakup right now.

Speaker 54 I'd agree.

Speaker 21 I think he's miles ahead. He's back on the scene.
He's dating. He's having a good time.
Russell Wilson is just trying to put on social media how happy he is, but he knows that he's not happy.

Speaker 21 This is the exact game, by the way, where if Russell Wilson was the Seahawks quarterback and they won this game in the same way that they did today, Russell Wilson would be very upset with how this game went.

Speaker 21 Yeah. Geno Smith is like, we won a football game.
I'm Geno Smith. I just want a football game.
This is awesome. Yeah.

Speaker 113 And the

Speaker 137 NFL writer Benjamin Solik, he did a video.

Speaker 93 I didn't watch the actual video.

Speaker 82 I just watched the Twitter video that was like 45 seconds long.

Speaker 112 And the premise, which I just was like, okay, I'm taking this as fact now.

Speaker 5 You know, when you see someone who like breaks down film and they say something, you're like, all right, that's my fact.

Speaker 87 Always.

Speaker 92 He basically was like, the Seahawks offense runs better because they like to run crossing patterns in the middle.

Speaker 26 And Geno Smith's taller than Russell Wilson.

Speaker 21 And he can see over the offense.

Speaker 116 And Russell Wilson can't make those throws in the middle of the field, but Geno Smith can.

Speaker 82 That's why their offense is running so well right now.

Speaker 2 Again,

Speaker 119 he might have

Speaker 76 used that as a teaser and then dispelled that theory in his own

Speaker 86 video.

Speaker 82 Didn't watch the full video, but shout out to him. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Seemed like he was onto something.

Speaker 21 Okay, yeah, I'm down for that narrative 100%.

Speaker 12 Geno Smith taller, better.

Speaker 21 But you know what I'm saying? Like, if Russell Wilson was on this team, I feel like the narrative would be like, oh, Russ won another ugly one. He's not happy with how this offense is treating him.

Speaker 21 Right. It's sometimes nice to have a guy that can take something good that happens and just be happy with it.

Speaker 131 Right. You just won.
Yeah. And the Seahawks are three and three.

Speaker 93 I don't think anyone thought they were going to be three and three through six weeks.

Speaker 103 Everyone thought

Speaker 140 they were picked by a lot of people to be one of the worst teams in the NFL.

Speaker 5 I do not think they're one of the worst teams.

Speaker 21 No, they're definitely not. I thought that they were going to be just dog shit teams.

Speaker 13 Yeah, they're not on our two, three games.

Speaker 17 They're not on our level.

Speaker 152 No,

Speaker 96 I'm way worse.

Speaker 21 We are the worst washington team in the nfl yeah we're they're not they're not on the bears the washington commanders texans like there's way worse teams in the sea off jaguars maybe maybe

Speaker 14 i don't know jaguars still

Speaker 101 i'll i'll fall back in love with them just because they're they're kind of they have the young talent thing yeah

Speaker 170 oh to have young talent uh jake you look like you got something on your mind yeah so i'm sure we're gonna see this a lot From now until Thursday, so we want to report it first.

Speaker 170 The Cardinals have not won a home game since week seven last year.

Speaker 72 Oh, wow. So

Speaker 107 that might not be seven this year.

Speaker 79 But maybe that's also the way DeAndre Hopkins was 24th, October 2020.

Speaker 108 He was on that team.

Speaker 170 He was going to be nearly 365.

Speaker 21 Did Hopkins play that game?

Speaker 170 In week seven last year?

Speaker 135 Yeah, I think he probably did.

Speaker 170 Week seven last year, they beat. Ooh, it was a Gami.
It was 31-5 against Houston in that game.

Speaker 61 Wow.

Speaker 108 What a terrible game. DeAndre Hopkins.

Speaker 21 31-5 against Houston.

Speaker 170 Scored a touchdown.

Speaker 33 That is the Pepsi of 300.

Speaker 170 753 and a touchdown.

Speaker 157 Okay.

Speaker 21 I still like it.

Speaker 175 Shout out Kenneth Walker, the third, too.

Speaker 61 So they had

Speaker 21 one at home nearly a year okay so maybe this is not the the hammer play I feel like this game served two valuable valuable what's the word I'm looking for lessons it it was good for two things okay one it was good for Seattle fans that had just watched like an 18 inning baseball game and were very depressed today yep two it was good for Scott Hansen on the red zone channel because you can't just broadcast the entire Chiefs Bills game you have to cut away occasionally at something else for like NFL rights purposes.

Speaker 21 So it was good to just flash over and be like, here's another field that you can look at for 30 seconds. Okay, we're going back to Arrowhead.

Speaker 179 Scott Hanson also tweeted out his, I think it was his breakfast.

Speaker 78 He doesn't drink coffee.

Speaker 26 He just pounds Diet Cokes.

Speaker 17 And he also had a lot of bacon.

Speaker 80 It was just a whole thing of bacon and Diet Coke.

Speaker 21 It's kettle.

Speaker 76 And that just, yeah, it's like, okay, I understand why he just is a machine.

Speaker 133 It's kindly

Speaker 170 so he doesn't pee. That diet, Billy would know probably, but that diet helps with you going away from the bathroom because there's a lot of salt.

Speaker 65 Billy, does that make sense?

Speaker 134 I still don't believe it.

Speaker 2 I think he pees under that desk.

Speaker 19 I would.

Speaker 54 I would dipe up.

Speaker 56 I would pee.

Speaker 61 I guess about that pee.

Speaker 170 They don't really show him unless it's like halftime or...

Speaker 42 I'd pee in a bottle.

Speaker 21 Yeah, I would honestly wear a diaper if I were him.

Speaker 163 Peeing in bottles is fun.

Speaker 108 Yeah, it is.

Speaker 108 Yeah.

Speaker 170 But I think seeing Scott Hansom on that.

Speaker 21 I think the sound would probably carry over into the microphone. It would also be fun.
It would be kind of funny.

Speaker 21 Like, you're only allowed to pee when there's like after an interception. Yeah.

Speaker 5 And he comes back to him.

Speaker 139 He's just peeing.

Speaker 92 He's got his hands below his desk.

Speaker 17 Okay.

Speaker 169 Last game.

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Speaker 60 Bills 24, Chiefs 20.

Speaker 7 This was an awesome game.

Speaker 128 Should have been a lot more points.

Speaker 138 I'm not mad about it.

Speaker 88 Again, I'm putting on a smile after I got my teeth kicked in.

Speaker 152 But awesome game.

Speaker 110 It also was a game where it was like you're watching a movie and

Speaker 18 the M.

Speaker 8 Night Shyamalan twist at the end because Josh Allen

Speaker 23 takes the Bills down the field.

Speaker 132 Game winning drive, which ended up being the game-winning drive, like peaked Josh Allen,

Speaker 8 scramble, hurdle, and then throws one of the prettiest throws you've ever seen to Dawson Knox, where it was like over a guy, and the window was just not there.

Speaker 8 And it was Josh Allen just making an insane throw because he's Josh Allen, and we fucking love him. And then everyone was like, oh, too much time from a homes, minute and three seconds, two timeouts.

Speaker 8 And then he threw an interception.

Speaker 102 You're like, wait, what?

Speaker 70 This is how this ends?

Speaker 21 The difference was, I think he had to try to do a lot more on that last drive because they were down four. If they were down three, I bet you that the Chiefs go down and tie the game.

Speaker 93 Well, maybe, but it was really just the difference of Von Miller being on this.

Speaker 87 So,

Speaker 21 recurring guest of the show, Marshall Newhouse, he tweeted out what happened on that Mahomes INT. And it was actually interesting.
I think he's right.

Speaker 21 So, Buffalo had three defensive ends and one defensive tackle. Buffalo had somebody that was playing the three technique inside,

Speaker 21 drop back like he was going to spy Mahomes.

Speaker 21 And it's interesting because, like, if you're an offensive lineman and your defensive lineman that you're supposed to block takes a step back from you, you are going to pause for a second and be like, what the hell is going on?

Speaker 21 Yeah. As he paused, then Von Miller does an inside move

Speaker 21 off that guy's left shoulder, comes inside, flushes Mahomes out of the pocket, and then Mahomes gets flustered, throws the interception.

Speaker 21 But it was because of the three technique taking a step back off the line and okie-doking.

Speaker 140 And they did that all day.

Speaker 93 The Bills defense,

Speaker 85 like, I mean, I know that Mahomes still had some Mahomes plays, but they held him at 20 points.

Speaker 124 They were dropping eight all day, and they were also spying Mahomes with Milano all day.

Speaker 76 And it was like, oh, Sean McDermott, you know, obviously he's a great coach, but

Speaker 114 you still think like Mahomes and Mahomes is going to do, he's going to do, he still had a couple plays where it's like, there's nothing you can do.

Speaker 162 This is Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 8 But the Bills came in and they were like, everything that happened last year is not going to happen happen this year, and we're going to fix this.

Speaker 76 Win a game that I would assume is going to be very pivotal in terms of seeding when we get later on in the year.

Speaker 151 And it was like, you got to be so pumped if you're a Bills fan because they can win the games where they just absolutely kick the shit out of their opponents.

Speaker 132 This was just a hard-fought game that both defenses were playing pretty well.

Speaker 110 And I mean, Josh Allen's stats were still insane by the end of the game.

Speaker 117 And I'm happy for the Bills.

Speaker 24 Bills Mafia. Like,

Speaker 39 I know that it doesn't doesn't matter because it's not the playoffs, and you still got to slay the dragon in the playoffs, but goddamn, does that have to feel good to be able to go into KC and win this game the way they did where it's like defense, Von Miller being the addition that changes everything, and Josh Allen being Josh Allen.

Speaker 21 So that interception at the end, you would, that's usually an interception that gets dropped. It was Mahomes.

Speaker 21 Mahomes somehow has that crazy interception luck where a pass like that will like bounce off their chest, hit the ground before they can catch it, and then Mahomes goes down and wins wins the game this time it didn't happen this buffalo team they're like their defense is legitimately good and if you do the visual visualization thing where you just imagine these two teams meeting each other in in the afc championship game if it's in kansas city you're like i'm visualizing this instant classic yeah if you close your eyes and visualize it in buffalo it's like I think Buffalo could beat the fuck out of them

Speaker 21 at home. And this winning this game is going to go a long way to that.

Speaker 136 It's huge, it's absolutely enormous for the bills, and yeah, shout out Jordan Poyer, too.

Speaker 21 Yeah, Jordan Poyer, uh, he was not medically cleared to fly because he had a rib injury, so he drove 15 hours to Kansas City and back because I'm not a doctor, but I think like if you have a rib injury, it might be affecting the lung.

Speaker 21 You don't want to go up in the air and have altitude, like fuck with your lung. Yeah, I don't know what I don't know exactly why.

Speaker 21 It seems to me like if you if you're not allowed to fly, you you probably shouldn't be playing in a football game.

Speaker 34 Nope.

Speaker 21 But not this guy. He's a football guy.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he's a football guy.

Speaker 23 And I wish this game was, I know CBS needs like, you know, CBS and Fox, they need some of these big game of the weeks.

Speaker 76 I do wish this game was a standalone game because it was one of those games you just want to just soak in.

Speaker 136 Because even when there weren't points being scored, just the threat of both these quarterbacks, both the quarterbacks feel like they're just in the zone at all times.

Speaker 99 You know what I mean?

Speaker 17 Like everything, anytime there's a deep pass, you're like, well, that's going to work.

Speaker 34 And

Speaker 109 it is like watching a different sport compared to, I don't know, 20 other teams in the NFL and how hard it is for them to score points.

Speaker 16 Yeah.

Speaker 110 And it was, yeah, it was a lot of fun.

Speaker 21 They did do like, it's not a standalone game, wink-wink. Right.
Because your other options were the Seahawks and the Cardinals or the Panthers and the Rams.

Speaker 19 I just wish they played on a Monday night where

Speaker 124 we could pumped all Monday.

Speaker 21 We could all focus on it. Tony Romo was a bummer from the get-go on this one and told everyone, I don't think there's going to be a lot of points.
It's probably going to be a 20 to 24 game. Shirk.

Speaker 21 Could call you asshole. He was also, this is an all-time Tony Romo.
I'm gonna do the thing where I sound like I'm either taking a big shit or busting a big nut into the game the entire time.

Speaker 21 Even on plays that didn't even look like they were going to be close to being reviewed. He was so quick to go to the...

Speaker 21 There was also another, there was an article that came out earlier this week.

Speaker 21 I think Dick Ebersoll did an interview and said that he thinks that Tony Romo is losing his love for broadcasting and he hasn't been as good at it as he has in years past.

Speaker 21 And I think Dick was saying, if you gave me an afternoon with Tony, I'd fix everything.

Speaker 133 Wow.

Speaker 21 But he needs to be reminded that he's not God's gift to broadcasting. And

Speaker 21 it's about more than just showing up and talking into the mic.

Speaker 145 I thought he said he needed six weeks with him. Six weeks?

Speaker 25 That's what it would take. Six weeks.

Speaker 146 He's like, if I was producing him for six weeks, I could get him back on track.

Speaker 26 It sounds like Dick Ebersoll is pretty much just like, Tony Romo should pay me because he has all this money now.

Speaker 146 Yeah, like whoever they're doing. Trying to cash off.

Speaker 86 Yeah, like Tony Romo, you need producer camp for six weeks.

Speaker 156 He's not wrong.

Speaker 21 For a million dollars. I feel like Tony has lost a step.
Jake, what are your thoughts as a broadcaster?

Speaker 170 I mean, it's a totally different position. So

Speaker 107 if you don't put the podcast, stay in your lane,

Speaker 177 stay in your lane, Dick.

Speaker 71 We have different

Speaker 5 takes about Tony Romo than most of America. Most of America loves him.

Speaker 92 We're on an island as this podcast. I'm fine with it.

Speaker 18 I feel good about where we're at.

Speaker 13 But some of the criticism has been that once Tony Romo gets removed from the game and it's not as easy as like, oh, I played against this defense last year.

Speaker 88 I know exactly what they're doing.

Speaker 99 It might be a little more difficult.

Speaker 21 I feel like Tony Romo is to broadcasting as Kyler Murray is to playing quarterback. Where Tony needs to have in his contract, you can only play, I don't know, four rounds of golf in a week.

Speaker 21 And the rest of the time, you need to be in front of a screen. You need need to be working.

Speaker 89 I do like that, like, people,

Speaker 127 I do think we're like semi-vindicated with our Tony Romo take because it was one of those takes that people accuse us, accused us of being like, oh, you guys just don't like him because everyone else likes him.

Speaker 109 We're like, no, we're giving real criticism here.

Speaker 23 And it's still fine. Like,

Speaker 60 I'm watching the game.

Speaker 99 I'm not like, oh, man, this is, but there's a couple times a game where it's like, what is he doing?

Speaker 21 I mean, he is, he's still good at anticipating things before they happen, as he was with like nailing the final score on this.

Speaker 133 That's what I was going to say. say 24 to 6.

Speaker 61 But

Speaker 21 that's like a cheap magic trick.

Speaker 21 He has a card trick that he can do.

Speaker 147 And it was a bummer.

Speaker 61 At the end of the day,

Speaker 21 I don't want to have a magician.

Speaker 21 I want to have somebody that's doing actually

Speaker 21 good color analysis of the game.

Speaker 170 Yeah, listen, I think the enthusiasm is unique for an analyst to have like he does. Yeah.
Like the sounds.

Speaker 170 You're not going to hear anyone else doing that.

Speaker 171 There should have been way more points scored.

Speaker 21 Yeah, we got ripped off.

Speaker 76 We did get ripped off.

Speaker 76 There was a few red zone gaffes that ripped us off.

Speaker 21 I don't mind what they were doing, though. Like, the Bills going for it to be winning the game.

Speaker 45 I love watching a game where both coaches know that their quarterbacks are playing at such a high level, they're like, we trust you with everything.

Speaker 5 And that's when football becomes almost...

Speaker 161 to another level where it's like, holy shit, this is just fun because you know both these guys will make huge plays and their coach will say, hey, hey, if we're fourth down in the middle of the field, let's fucking go for it.

Speaker 21 The Chiefs are still a very, very, very good offensive football team.

Speaker 23 They're different.

Speaker 21 But they're different. They would probably rather have Tyreek Hill than not have him.
Yes. And that does make a little bit of a difference.

Speaker 2 But who knows? I mean, their defense

Speaker 85 seems to be better-ish.

Speaker 135 So, you know, like, and they had to, you knew this was coming when you give Patrick Mahomes that huge contract.

Speaker 18 I still think that it was the right move just in in terms of if you're the Chiefs, you want to stay relevant for as long as Patrick Mahomes is your quarterback, which you probably will, but you have to always be changing your roster and making a move an anticipation move instead of waiting until everyone gets old together.

Speaker 133 Yep.

Speaker 58 So yeah, Chiefs will be a great game.

Speaker 21 The Chiefs will be very good for a very long time, but this does, it does make it feel like the Bills are for real.

Speaker 61 For real. Yeah.

Speaker 90 And

Speaker 76 basic tweet, just let these two teams play in a seven-game series.

Speaker 61 Yeah.

Speaker 21 Or what about dogfight football? You remember that from Top Gun 2? Yes. Get Josh Allen and Mahomes on the field at the same time.

Speaker 31 Yeah, but seriously, though, if they did,

Speaker 110 if they were like, hey, the AFC playoffs, we're just going to have a best of three with the Chiefs and Bills.

Speaker 61 Okay, cool. That sounds good to me.

Speaker 21 I'm completely fine with that.

Speaker 21 Sign me up. Or just at the end of the season, have them play best of seven.
The winner wins the Super Bowl. Yeah, that works.
Just eliminate the NFC entirely.

Speaker 12 That absolutely works.

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Speaker 98 Yeah, so we kind of had a little bit of a backfire this week. I don't know who won last week's football guy.
The guy in prison won.

Speaker 115 We knew that was going to happen.

Speaker 21 Yeah, it was very close.

Speaker 45 I wouldn't call that a backfire.

Speaker 21 That's kind of what we tried to make out.

Speaker 33 Totally expected outcome.

Speaker 21 We actually fucking nailed that one.

Speaker 98 Yeah, Mike Leach was in second with 25.9% of the votes, and Florida Man got 26.

Speaker 98 So

Speaker 98 what we're going to do is with the Texans, we're going to have them not send the football to this guy. We're going to have them skip.

Speaker 98 And yeah, so whoever wins the next one,

Speaker 98 I just don't think we should be rewarding child abuse.

Speaker 21 Is he in prison? Yeah, he's in prison. So you probably can't send a football to him.

Speaker 21 Actually, Billy, here's your mission. Send a football with a file inside of it and see if it'll get inside.

Speaker 98 I'm not in the mood to commit felonies.

Speaker 59 Okay.

Speaker 98 But maybe later.

Speaker 98 So our first football guy, nominee, is two Fresno State football coaches who something happened in the press box, and one of the coaches punched a window and knocked out the whole window and it landed on two fans.

Speaker 98 That's sick.

Speaker 98 So they didn't report who did it, but this coach has been put on administrative lead. Yeah.
And yeah.

Speaker 146 So we're not rewarding bad behavior, but our first guess.

Speaker 21 No, this is this is like Billy's doing to this coach.

Speaker 21 Billy's doing this coach what Kyle Brandt did to Ken Dorsey when he flipped out in his booth. So Billy, you're saying like, this will be a permanent stain on this Fresno State coach.
Well, they win.

Speaker 21 And you wanted to highlight it to make sure that everyone knew not to ever do that again. Yeah.

Speaker 98 Anyway, punching through a window is like a psycho move no matter where you are. Brosures.

Speaker 21 Yeah. So, but Fresno your arm up pretty bad.

Speaker 98 Yeah, Fresno State ended up winning 17 to 14.

Speaker 61 Also, why? I don't know what you're doing.

Speaker 25 Okay, all right,

Speaker 21 so

Speaker 98 second nominee is Jeremiah Crawford, offensive lineman from Tennessee. He was in the middle of the game, Tennessee, Alabama.

Speaker 98 He puked in the huddle and then just stared at the Alabama defensive line after puking. And I think it was quoted, he said, like, fucking, let's fucking bring it on.

Speaker 23 Yeah, he was like, what's up? What do you do now?

Speaker 54 He started

Speaker 61 puking.

Speaker 92 Kind of like you stepped to PFT.

Speaker 24 Yeah. It was kind of like that.

Speaker 33 Exactly. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 21 Then he walked away.

Speaker 21 Then he walked away. I was puking too.
Because I told you, walk away.

Speaker 98 Our third nominee is Tennessee fans as a whole, who carried out the goalpost from the game and dumped it in the river.

Speaker 49 I like that.

Speaker 21 Yes. The entire volunteer fan base.

Speaker 98 Exactly. So who knows if they'll win.
And then our final, we talked about earlier,

Speaker 98 Jordan Poyer, safety for the Bills. He wasn't medically cleared.
It had something to do with cabin pressure and ribs and lungs and whatnot. And so he drove.

Speaker 146 I said he's vote for the criminals.

Speaker 61 Yeah. I like that.

Speaker 21 Oh, the Tennessee students?

Speaker 157 Yeah.

Speaker 54 Yeah.

Speaker 146 No, the guy that punched out, the unnamed football guy of the week that punched out a window.

Speaker 21 I do like how half the nominees are criminals again this week.

Speaker 96 Yeah.

Speaker 98 Great week.

Speaker 121 Well, yeah.

Speaker 98 there's two non-criminals.

Speaker 34 Yeah.

Speaker 72 But so 50-50s. Yeah, 50-50.

Speaker 21 That's a good split.

Speaker 51 Yeah, that's a good split. By the way,

Speaker 21 I think that the laws that the Tennessee Volunteers fan base violated, those shouldn't be laws at all.

Speaker 21 If you beat Alabama for the first time since, what, 2006 in your own stadium, and then you jump into the top four, you know that they're like one of the best teams in the country, you should absolutely be allowed to break the law.

Speaker 21 It should be like the purge in Knoxville.

Speaker 146 Did you see the picture?

Speaker 146 There was a woman

Speaker 146 that ripped up like an entire half acre of the turf, basically.

Speaker 102 Oh, wow.

Speaker 146 It was like a picture of the field. It was like, who would ever do this? And then someone had a picture where in the background, it was like this big woman just ripping up the ground.

Speaker 146 I mean, it was shoving it in her bag.

Speaker 112 It was an incredible, incredible game, incredible night.

Speaker 92 There's nothing quite like college football when a rival

Speaker 101 has a long drought.

Speaker 82 It's similar to Michigan, Ohio State last year, and finally exercises their demons and like all the scenes.

Speaker 77 With that said, and I like Tennessee, Vol for Life, won two national championships there.

Speaker 127 They really, they really shit on themselves today by posting that GoFundMe.

Speaker 12 Oh, it was a joke. It was?

Speaker 100 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 61 Are you sure?

Speaker 107 Yeah, so I thought people were actually giving money, though.

Speaker 21 No, no, so what they did was they put

Speaker 21 it up there, and it's not because they need money for goalposts.

Speaker 21 Anytime a school wins a big football game like this, they always put something out and they try to get more money donated to the university capitalizer. They weren't actually saying, okay,

Speaker 21 we need money for goalposts. That's what they said.
Yeah, I know in the tweet it was what they said, Jake, but like this is, they weren't actually in dire straits to pay the money.

Speaker 90 Yeah, okay, so it's yeah, it's giving, it's giving to the actual school.

Speaker 108 Yeah, it's giving to the school.

Speaker 170 Okay, because they titled it the new goalpost font.

Speaker 66 Yeah, yeah, it's it's like a

Speaker 21 wink, it's like a wink and a nod and it's not.

Speaker 103 Because I love the whole thing.

Speaker 150 The night was incredible.

Speaker 39 Like, I mean, just the whole thing was, I just, I watched videos for the entire night.

Speaker 19 Yeah.

Speaker 92 And I know that there were some Bama fans being like, it's not even a rivalry.

Speaker 148 Yeah, when you have like a tradition of smoking cigars after, that's a rivalry.

Speaker 21 The picture of the stadium, they were hot boxing the stadium with cigars with all the smoke coming out of it. That was so fucking cool to see.
Yeah. Knoxville was so cool.
Like when the

Speaker 21 entire field was just flooded, you couldn't see any green. It was just orange shirts all the way down.

Speaker 117 Kate Manning with Jalen Hyatt after after smoking a cigar in the uh locker room, like everything was fucking awesome from that game.

Speaker 107 Jalen Hyatt, by the way, uh, that was that was the Randy Moss picture.

Speaker 80 Did you had six catches for 207 yards, five touchdowns?

Speaker 61 Yeah, it was better,

Speaker 21 it was better than the Randy Moss picture. That's insane.
Did you hear Big T's noise that he made when he was smoking that cigar? I did. I want to play it one more time.

Speaker 21 I've probably listened to this maybe like four years ago.

Speaker 90 I mean, this is, again, this is 15 years that Tennessee fans weren't allowed to smoke cigars.

Speaker 21 16 years and if you know big T he's probably never he's probably

Speaker 79 no one was allowed to smoke a cigar smoking a cigar yeah okay here here's Big T hitting a cigar

Speaker 3 it was an awesome night awesome night for Tennessee

Speaker 79 one of those games that like you just didn't want to end because it was so like every part of it was just it was college football at its absolute absolute best like I actually had that moment where there are a lot of people out there who just don't watch college football.

Speaker 127 And I don't know what those people are doing with their life.

Speaker 21 That was so fun. The amount of points that were scored was back and forth, back and forth, back and forth.
It had everything.

Speaker 21 I thought they were going to lose it on that kick at the end that he pushed just barely.

Speaker 139 The mesh point was when I thought they were going to lose it.

Speaker 93 I was like, how do you have that happen?

Speaker 21 That was tough. And then what I noticed was so they fumbled the ball on that.

Speaker 21 on that mesh on the handoff. And then the next play that they ran offensively, they did it again.

Speaker 21 They went right back to it. And they were like, okay, we're just going to do this because we know that we can.
That was just a freak accident that happened right there. Yep.

Speaker 60 Saban freaking out.

Speaker 76 And now Tennessee, Georgia becomes like the biggest game in the world.

Speaker 21 Do you think that Nick Sabin actually killed that guy that muffed the punt? Man. I think he, in that moment, if Nick Sabin had had a knife, I think he would have stabbed him in the throat.

Speaker 110 It was, yeah, he was just freaking out.

Speaker 2 Unbelievable game, unbelievable scenes.

Speaker 2 I'm happy we got to talk about it because it was, that was the best game of the weekend.

Speaker 113 Yeah. College and pro.

Speaker 11 Let's see who's back, though, and end the show.

Speaker 156 Great show today, guys.

Speaker 114 We did it.

Speaker 21 We did it, guys.

Speaker 14 Shout out to me. I lost every bet.

Speaker 33 We're back. But I'm back.

Speaker 34 We're back. Yeah.
Billy.

Speaker 61 You know what, though? Billy. Not every bet.
Not every bet. Not every bet.

Speaker 75 Eagles, say Eagles, Eagles and over.

Speaker 175 But you know, that's maturity of me because I'm sure that if you went back, like, you know, four years ago and you could listen to a Sunday show when I lose every bet, I'm

Speaker 97 terrible to be around.

Speaker 35 But I feel like I put on a happy, brave face.

Speaker 142 And then I'm going to go look tonight and be like, oh, man, the damage.

Speaker 62 Just like a brush fire in my house.

Speaker 145 Just like, what did I do?

Speaker 54 Okay. At least not talk about it.

Speaker 51 At least not talk about it.

Speaker 21 At least we have Russell Wilson to look forward to tomorrow night.

Speaker 21 And we get, no matter how bad things got today, we've got a real pathetic loser coming up tonight and Russell Wilson that we can all laugh at.

Speaker 129 Mike fucking Matt Damon when he gets stuck on that planet in Interstellar.

Speaker 61 Is it Interstellar? Is he about the Martian?

Speaker 23 Well, he also was in Interstellar, wasn't he?

Speaker 42 Oh, yeah, he got stuck on me.

Speaker 146 he tried to kill just fucking shoot me yeah yeah that's me that's the departed button oh that's departed yeah so all the matt damon characters combined we bought a zoo uh my who's back of the week is shorts oh oh yes i love it what shorts shorts are back in what way

Speaker 146 uh brooks kepka yeah like a year winner he won the live open

Speaker 146 of this weekend whatever i didn't know they were playing they were playing and they're allowed to wear shorts so he he won his final round in a pair of shorts.

Speaker 76 It was very funny because he won and

Speaker 146 he was emotionally like he was like, you know, I didn't think I was going to get back. I thought my career was over.
He looked like he was about to cry in this post-cave interview.

Speaker 146 It was emotional, and I'm happy for him.

Speaker 61 He's back. When did it end?

Speaker 102 Today. What time?

Speaker 66 Today.

Speaker 21 It was a normal time that it ended.

Speaker 54 It ended like middle of the one o'clock games.

Speaker 61 Regular time. Okay, because regular time.

Speaker 31 I was getting some tweets, and I didn't even realize they were playing.

Speaker 71 So then people were like, are you shunning him?

Speaker 2 I was like, no, we're not shunning him.

Speaker 116 He's unsuspended.

Speaker 82 Very happy for him.

Speaker 14 I just didn't know Liv Tour was going on today.

Speaker 83 Sorry.

Speaker 98 Did you get more money for winning?

Speaker 19 Probably.

Speaker 44 Yes.

Speaker 49 It's the Saudi public investment fund.

Speaker 21 I would imagine that they have paired with it. They'll probably give out a couple dollars.

Speaker 61 Absolutely.

Speaker 31 Wasn't there some story about it not being more money?

Speaker 21 It's like, yeah, there was a story that there was people going back and forth where like the money that you win is counted against what your guaranteed money is. Right.

Speaker 102 Which, I mean,

Speaker 21 I don't think that's true, but if you're the Saudi public investment fund and you just don't pay somebody, what are they going to do?

Speaker 20 Yeah.

Speaker 21 What? Do you like your arms? Yeah.

Speaker 155 Okay.

Speaker 105 You want to keep them?

Speaker 21 Then you're going to play next weekend. Yeah.

Speaker 71 But good for Brooks. Happy he's back.

Speaker 21 In shorts. In shorts.
In shorts. I'm very happy for Brooks because it was a big deal for him.

Speaker 88 We got to get him on again.

Speaker 21 He's been injured for a while. And a lot of people said a lot of mean things about him.
Not us. We just...

Speaker 61 Oh, I'll hit him up. We'll have him.
No, it's been him for a week.

Speaker 21 I still love Brooks. And I'd love to chat with him.

Speaker 21 So very happy for him. So then my who's back will be, I can't do Brooks Kepka

Speaker 21 because Hank stole mine.

Speaker 146 Well, mine was short, so you could.

Speaker 21 Okay, my who's back of the week is Brooks Kepka because he won a tournament for the first time in years today.

Speaker 21 I think that the PGA Tour should actually, they should have exemptions for any player that wins a live tour event to come back and play in every single major. Let them back in.

Speaker 21 Hashtag let them play. Let them play.

Speaker 12 This is a boys' play.

Speaker 21 This is no worse than what, well, the NCAA was doing to JMU.

Speaker 21 I guess my other who's back of the week is us getting way ahead of ourselves and thinking about great things that could happen way before that they're actually going to come do that.

Speaker 96 I have one for you, PFG, Haley Bieber, and Selena.

Speaker 21 So I don't know who those people are.

Speaker 64 Us. It was definitely us.

Speaker 61 It was big.

Speaker 21 Oh, wait, no, I saw, Hank, I saw you tweet out the most horny tweet ever, and I was like, I didn't want to explore anything else about that. Why were you so horny about it?

Speaker 61 What I didn't know.

Speaker 21 No, that wasn't horny.

Speaker 61 You made it horny.

Speaker 67 You just made it horny.

Speaker 15 No, you just made it horny.

Speaker 61 Did you make it horny? No, I saw it. Hey, Cat, let me explain.

Speaker 115 PFT,

Speaker 64 I don't know.

Speaker 25 Shut the fuck up, Hank.

Speaker 146 I'm going to ask if you know what satire is first. That's my first question.

Speaker 102 Oh, you're going to ask me.

Speaker 98 He was tweeting like a basic white chick.

Speaker 102 Okay, so it was a satirical, horny tweet.

Speaker 54 It wasn't horny at all.

Speaker 19 Oh, no, PFT.

Speaker 100 It was a satirical picture.

Speaker 166 Show me the tweet.

Speaker 21 Show me the tweet. It's a picture of two girls, and then Hank says, like,

Speaker 102 this is it, or something.

Speaker 146 I said, I literally can't.

Speaker 21 I literally can't. Yeah.

Speaker 21 That's.

Speaker 116 I think you might have implied the horny.

Speaker 21 Well, what would you think if I tweeted out a picture of two girls and I said, I literally can't.

Speaker 22 That's valley girl talk.

Speaker 57 Yeah.

Speaker 146 Selena used to date Bieber.

Speaker 157 Yeah.

Speaker 146 They broke up. Then Bieber started dating.
No, married. Well, started dating Haley.
Right. And then they got married.
Selena obviously has a big fan base. They hate Haley.

Speaker 146 They think that, you know, things were going on while they were still dating.

Speaker 61 This doesn't sound satirical.

Speaker 146 It's a big, major, major, major rivalry. And so them taking a picture together had all the basic bitches freaking out, saying things along the lines of,

Speaker 146 I literally can't. I'm freaking out.

Speaker 146 Oh, my God. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Put it on the log. So that was my satirical, oh, my God.
I literally can't.

Speaker 61 If I see Hank, like, if I tweeting out a picture of you, do you think I would tweet a picture of two girls?

Speaker 146 If I tweeted two girls, I literally can't.

Speaker 61 Wait,

Speaker 21 are you denying that they're attractive girls?

Speaker 23 No, but I get what Hank's saying.

Speaker 76 He's talking like

Speaker 83 how the girls that are involved in this drama would talk about.

Speaker 21 Okay, so when I tweet out a picture of Miley Cyrus and I'm making fun of what Simpson say by saying something like, Miley, choke me out with a piano string and then run me over with a backhoe.

Speaker 21 That's actually me being horny and not satirically horny.

Speaker 61 No, you probably aren't.

Speaker 57 You are probably tweeting it with a boner.

Speaker 64 You probably aren't.

Speaker 165 There is no horniness in this.

Speaker 21 It sounds like what I'm doing is exactly what Hank's tweeting like a girl. But I'm the one that I get all the

Speaker 21 news memes. You're doing tweeted at me.
You're doing

Speaker 60 satire of horny.

Speaker 18 He's just doing satire of what girls are.

Speaker 146 Again, that's why I asked if you knew what satire was. It's all right.
You clearly don't.

Speaker 25 He's doing what's true.

Speaker 27 What girls are very true. Girls are very true.

Speaker 21 Hank, please educate me about how to be satirical online.

Speaker 61 I will. I will.

Speaker 146 I'd appreciate it. Our project of the week.

Speaker 25 Okay.

Speaker 61 And you can teach me how to be horny on the podcast.

Speaker 61 It might take a little bit longer.

Speaker 120 You might want to put bonk and triggered in the log.

Speaker 51 Also, put not mad in the log.

Speaker 99 Not mad, not owned. Make sure to write an article.

Speaker 5 Totally fine.

Speaker 21 Jake, can you write an article tomorrow saying that PFT wasn't mad?

Speaker 24 Thank you. Was not mad.

Speaker 146 I feel like I should publish this as a book.

Speaker 21 Jake, you don't actually have to write that. I see you're about to take a note.

Speaker 17 Oh, thank you.

Speaker 44 Okay. All right.

Speaker 68 My who's back is baseball playoffs and the Dodgers.

Speaker 60 The Dodgers have not won anything.

Speaker 31 Can we agree? The Bubble Championship didn't count.

Speaker 159 Yeah. That did not also.

Speaker 96 For the whole city.

Speaker 21 Did we just forget how, like, right afterwards, they had a couple players that had COVID celebrating on the field with Magic Johnson? Yeah. Like, right up in his face.
What has he ever done?

Speaker 102 That was kind of weird.

Speaker 21 He got eights.

Speaker 21 Just one guy that you should not be hugging. Anyways, I digress.

Speaker 74 111 wins out in four games against the Padres.

Speaker 27 Awesome.

Speaker 17 I love it. And

Speaker 5 it feels like Dodgers fans have been complaining about Dave Roberts for a long time now, and no one has realized that maybe he's not.

Speaker 164 I mean, he actually guaranteed a World Series, too.

Speaker 74 He said that in the middle of the season.

Speaker 164 He's like, print it.

Speaker 19 We're winning the World Series.

Speaker 21 Well, you should have some sort of repercussions for that. You can't guarantee something.

Speaker 45 He's got to cut off a pinky.

Speaker 156 At least. Has to.

Speaker 137 But yeah,

Speaker 82 that was awesome that the Dodgers lost because everyone everyone just was like, oh, the Dodgers are the best team. They're killing everyone.

Speaker 71 They were the best team during the regular season.

Speaker 60 And now, obviously, everyone is saying the wild card needs to be longer.

Speaker 8 Well, I don't think so.

Speaker 127 I think this is just the fun randomness of playoff baseball.

Speaker 21 I don't like laughing at Dodgers fans. I have nothing against Dodgers fans.
I wish nothing but the best for them. But I do really enjoy laughing at old grumpy baseball writers.

Speaker 21 And that's one of my favorite things in the entire world to do.

Speaker 21 And there have been an abundance of articles being like, the playoff system is a complete travesty right now it's like well you gotta you still gotta win games yeah like part of still fun the playoffs either in my opinion you either need to be one or the other which is be in favor of having like no playoffs and just a team with the best record in the nl against the best record in the a l for seven games or be in favor of having a fun playoff system where anything can happen it's still not like baseball or excuse me it's still not like basketball where you can lose one game and then the best team gets eliminated right off the bat there's There's still always going to be a series.

Speaker 120 In college basketball.

Speaker 93 And here's a little fun fact.

Speaker 39 Whoever ends up winning the World Series, everyone would be like, that was the best team because they ended up winning 11 or maybe even 13 games.

Speaker 23 And everyone would be like, wow, they played the best baseball in the month of October.

Speaker 39 So why don't we pause the whole, like, this is not fair.

Speaker 2 The best team just got bounced in the wild card round.

Speaker 74 Just wait for it to play out because if the Phillies go and win the World Series, if the Astros go and win the World Series, if the Yankees, like, whoever wins the World Series, we're going to look back and be like, that was the best team.

Speaker 117 They won the World Series.

Speaker 21 Also, you have to examine what your definition of best is in this situation.

Speaker 21 So because a team was better over the course of 163 games, that team might not necessarily, maybe they just beat the fuck out of all the really bad teams.

Speaker 21 And when they play against, that's what some people, not me, that's what some people are saying about Aaron Judge and his batting. feasting on weaker opponents.

Speaker 21 But I'm saying, like, if you're a great team over the course of an entire regular season, it doesn't always mean that you're the best team in Major League Baseball.

Speaker 85 Not only that, but if you're the best team in Major League Baseball, you should be able to win a five-game series with three games at home.

Speaker 162 I know they didn't get to a fifth game against a team that just had to play three games in New York.

Speaker 31 Like, they just had to play and use up their pitching rotation.

Speaker 69 You had everything set up for you.

Speaker 148 Maybe the Dodgers just weren't that good.

Speaker 19 I mean, they won 111 games, but who cares?

Speaker 21 I think they were good.

Speaker 84 Yeah, they were good, but they were definitely a very good team.

Speaker 21 But if you got to win the fucking playoffs, if you can't beat the Padres that have absolutely no tradition of winning in the playoffs whatsoever,

Speaker 21 you got to be able to beat a team that you're supposed to be better than.

Speaker 93 It still is weird.

Speaker 76 I was looking at the Padres'

Speaker 26 celebration on the field and just seeing the palm trees behind it.

Speaker 157 It's like, that's not October baseball.

Speaker 21 You know what? They're starting to. Yeah, that is, it's always weird seeing.

Speaker 108 Oh, okay.

Speaker 21 The Padres are starting to make me believe in their pinstripes a little bit. I had the Padres ranked last.

Speaker 21 I did a list of my favorite teams and pinstripes, and they were dead last for me because they've always looked funky wearing them.

Speaker 21 For some reason, this team pulls off the pinstripes better than old Padres teams do. Yeah.

Speaker 101 Also,

Speaker 135 if the Padres do win the World Series, and Max, I want to hear from you because you were there on Saturday at the bank.

Speaker 76 Does Fernando Tadis get a ring?

Speaker 170 That's what I was going to ask you guys.

Speaker 133 What do you think he's feeling right now?

Speaker 155 I think he's feeling

Speaker 21 pretty good somewhere.

Speaker 108 He's probably high as shit. Yeah.

Speaker 4 He's probably jacked.

Speaker 61 Yeah.

Speaker 12 He's probably playing Winter League Baseball already.

Speaker 157 Right?

Speaker 37 Yeah.

Speaker 45 I think he did.

Speaker 18 I think his dad took him around on a tour and he just hit dingers for everyone being like, he didn't do steroids.

Speaker 159 Look at these thinkers.

Speaker 21 That's kind of cool. I respect that.
I will say

Speaker 21 he was on the Seam Head Express. I cut him.
If we had won in the finals, I was not going to give him a ring.

Speaker 96 So I don't know if the Padres are thinking along the same lines.

Speaker 73 Max, how are we feeling about the fighting?

Speaker 94 Sid!

Speaker 21 I couldn't feel better.

Speaker 168 Saturday was probably the best sporting event I've ever been to in person. It was so loud.
It felt like an SEC football game in there.

Speaker 174 Every single pitch was just

Speaker 174 ruckus. And it was

Speaker 168 something that I'll never see again, I feel like.

Speaker 116 There's something about playoff baseball being there in person that I don't.

Speaker 5 I don't know if in person it can be topped by any other sporting event.

Speaker 176 It's like

Speaker 137 right. I like other sports more, but being at a playoff baseball game is there's just something about it that's so fucking awesome.

Speaker 170 Like football and basketball and hockey, there's stoppages.

Speaker 170 There's intermissions. Like obviously there's inning changes, but you just feel that intensity.
Yeah, every pitch.

Speaker 63 Every pitch could be a disaster.

Speaker 93 Every pitch could be heroic.

Speaker 82 But it looked like it was a picture-perfect day in Philly, and

Speaker 19 you feeling like you're going all the way.

Speaker 168 I mean, I said this before

Speaker 168 the DS, and it was like kind of the same thing. I was happy that we got into the wild card and played well in the wild card because it kind of sparked this momentum.

Speaker 168 And right now we're just riding that momentum and the team is loose. We have our win song, which we talked about.
Like every team needs something going in the playoffs.

Speaker 146 Schwarber stole it from the Red Sox.

Speaker 73 Well, I actually had a question about that because

Speaker 82 Max has come on this show and

Speaker 111 is there a chance. One nothing?

Speaker 108 What? I like this. What are you saying?

Speaker 21 I like this Hank.

Speaker 156 Yes. Yes, Hank.

Speaker 61 what is

Speaker 134 he's won nothing one nothing he didn't say that but one i thought he's saying one nothing seems like the final score seems like nothing in your head seems like

Speaker 61 do you are you worried at all about

Speaker 146 did you say diet stop it did you say diet to him no no he said to you oh he could have said it to max i don't know if he was talking about he kind of went like that when he said it i think he said it to max no you're calling max fat he knows no he went like this pf ten no he's saying it to you because of last time when you know pick your poison are you talking about your food or are you talking about your hair?

Speaker 21 Nobody.

Speaker 146 I was talking about cell phone, one-nothing

Speaker 146 diet.

Speaker 101 But you also kind of went like that to Max.

Speaker 140 Anyway, are you worried at all that Philly

Speaker 8 feels like they might be starting to steal your mojo?

Speaker 146 I mean, they literally stole the mojo with this song.

Speaker 61 Right. I will say this.

Speaker 178 But they are the same

Speaker 49 every sport right now.

Speaker 146 The Eagles can fuck right off. They're not going to win the championship.

Speaker 61 Okay.

Speaker 111 That's me. The Sixers also can fuck right off.

Speaker 115 You literally need to

Speaker 129 win to be even this year.

Speaker 29 When it it comes to the Phillies,

Speaker 146 I have no negative feelings toward them.

Speaker 146 And I've said this on the show many times, doing the show, covering sports. I like watching teams with fan bases that are excited and going crazy.

Speaker 8 That's why you were pumped for the Astros to beat the Mariners?

Speaker 61 No, I had a fucking Mariners feature.

Speaker 115 I was all in on the Mariners.

Speaker 56 18 innings, by the way.

Speaker 146 They absolutely choked that series every single game.

Speaker 21 I feel bad for Mariners fans, not necessarily because they lost.

Speaker 96 They've been saying that the whole time.

Speaker 61 Because

Speaker 21 they had to watch 18 innings of baseball.

Speaker 109 Dude, I kept on checking in on the game and being like, what the fuck?

Speaker 146 I was rooting for the Yankees game to end before that one.

Speaker 21 Yeah, that would have been awesome. So, Max,

Speaker 21 what about stealing Hank's Mojo?

Speaker 33 Yeah, Hank, answer this.

Speaker 21 Now, I'm curious what Max, are you comfortable stealing Hank's Mojo?

Speaker 146 I have no problem with the Phillies winning, and I'm kind of rooting for them. That's what I'm saying.
Wow.

Speaker 115 As a storyline.

Speaker 70 It's going to start everything.

Speaker 135 You know how this works.

Speaker 70 It could start everything.

Speaker 109 Winning begets winning.

Speaker 57 I mean, thought about that.

Speaker 21 The entire town. He should.
City of Philadelphia, they came out to that Phillies game. Nick Siriani was there.

Speaker 21 George Ngang there.

Speaker 57 Up until basketball season, I thought Max.

Speaker 146 Me and Max are fine. I like Max.

Speaker 115 I root for the Phillies.

Speaker 21 I don't like Coach Jay wearing a jersey.

Speaker 21 I feel like he should always be in a suit.

Speaker 146 I also feel bad. I mean, what do you guys think that Mike Trout thinks when he watches Bryce Harper? you know, put Philly on his back.

Speaker 16 He's just pumped about his Eagles.

Speaker 146 He's like, that should be me.

Speaker 21 That should be him. I think Mike Trout is just pumped to be a Phillies fan.
I think he definitely cares more about the Phillies than he does about the Angels.

Speaker 61 Absolutely. Hundreds.

Speaker 27 Which is such a ridiculous thing to say.

Speaker 21 Yes, he's watching these games.

Speaker 61 Oh, yeah. Like,

Speaker 21 Philly Blood runs deep to the point where, like, you will ignore your job.

Speaker 168 There's a story from Mike Trout that when he was in Angels camp, when the Phillies signed Doc Holiday, he called his dad and was like, we got holiday.

Speaker 54 We got holiday.

Speaker 165 And he was like, oh, the Angels?

Speaker 122 He's like, no, the Phillies. That's why.

Speaker 21 I bet you Trout has some sort of Phillies thing that he wears underneath his Angels uniform when he plays.

Speaker 76 He should really get a trade.

Speaker 2 Okay, so you didn't answer the question, but you're nervous. I got it.

Speaker 97 Billy.

Speaker 21 Oh, by the way, the Inside the Park home run that you guys had, I think that that's the coolest.

Speaker 21 I think that's the coolest thing to witness live at a sporting event.

Speaker 45 I'm trying to think. It's crescendos.

Speaker 21 What's the NFL equivalent in terms of like loudness, awesome vibes in one single time? It's a kick return, probably. I was going to say maybe like a block punt.

Speaker 54 Yeah.

Speaker 39 A kick return, though, like has that crescendo where you're like, wait, is he going to do it?

Speaker 164 Is he going to do it?

Speaker 21 Is he loose? You know, it'd be sick if they had a sky

Speaker 21 if they had a sky cam in baseball that could follow somebody around as they, as they hit it inside the parking lot.

Speaker 168 So where my seats were, I couldn't see where the ball was. So all I was doing was just watching him round the bases.
So it was like, it just kept getting louder and louder.

Speaker 168 And then as soon as he started the round third, it was like, oh my God, he's going to do it.

Speaker 96 He's going to do it. And then the pop.

Speaker 183 Oh, there's something about the pop that just like still gives me chills.

Speaker 61 It's the best now. Dude, it's the best.

Speaker 21 Hank hates you. I can tell.
He's got this look of.

Speaker 107 No, I like the Phillies. I like watching the Phillies.

Speaker 21 You hated that entire thing, Hank.

Speaker 3 All right, Bill, who's back?

Speaker 146 I like people to be up so that when they go down, it's that much harder.

Speaker 61 Oh, yeah, you're a fucked-up person.

Speaker 136 You're a freak.

Speaker 21 We talked about a lot of it, but the Jets are back.

Speaker 98 Sam Ellinger is back. But also, Caleb Plant, the boxer, knocked out, the Nashville-born boxer knocked out Anthony Durrell.

Speaker 98 And And then while Anthony Durrell was still unconscious on the ground, started doing the motion

Speaker 61 digging.

Speaker 51 He said he was going to throw dirt on it.

Speaker 98 Yeah, that was a fight with actual bad blood, but a lot of people are angry about it.

Speaker 34 But killer move. Yeah.

Speaker 61 That was an awesome one.

Speaker 21 Jake, finish us off.

Speaker 170 My who's back is the National Basketball Association.

Speaker 30 Oh. The season begins tomorrow.

Speaker 152 Oh,

Speaker 36 wait, Tuesday? Tuesday.

Speaker 30 Oh, shit. Crazy.
We have a double hunter.

Speaker 61 Nope.

Speaker 118 You're not going to believe this.

Speaker 170 Philadelphia at Boston.

Speaker 115 Oh, wow.

Speaker 146 That's where things are. Yeah.

Speaker 115 That will be funny.

Speaker 61 Yeah, everything's going really well for this. The first game

Speaker 56 of the NBA season.

Speaker 61 They got Blake.

Speaker 170 And this is going to get interesting.

Speaker 27 They did get Blake.

Speaker 170 Also, Lakers, Warriors, and a double hutter. So great doubleheader Tuesday night and a big slate Wednesday.

Speaker 21 Yeah,

Speaker 21 basketball is not real to me.

Speaker 39 No, it's Christmas Day.

Speaker 23 When Hank was like, I think Max would be good for the job.

Speaker 11 And he was like, I was like, oh, that would be awesome.

Speaker 139 Philly, Philly, Boston.

Speaker 65 He's like, he doesn't have to talk that much about Philly.

Speaker 157 And now Philly's winning.

Speaker 61 Currently, yeah.

Speaker 51 All right, so wait, wait, the NBA tips off tomorrow.

Speaker 147 I love it.

Speaker 64 This is the best.

Speaker 21 So

Speaker 21 this is our last show before

Speaker 21 basketball starts. Finals predictions.

Speaker 21 We're going to have to stick to them. You ready for this one?

Speaker 21 Nuggets.

Speaker 48 Every year.

Speaker 63 I said last season.

Speaker 21 No, I changed it last season. I said this is the season before the season.

Speaker 132 Every year you fall in love with Nuggets.

Speaker 19 Nuggets.

Speaker 27 They lose.

Speaker 25 I'm going Nuggets.

Speaker 21 I wish you could be Nugs Blazers. You know what I'm saying? Okay.

Speaker 21 Nuggets and the Celtics.

Speaker 45 I'm going to go

Speaker 1 storyline,

Speaker 161 Mavs, Bucks, and everyone's just going to be like, the European invasion is a fully, fully here.

Speaker 60 Luca versus Giannis.

Speaker 145 They're going to be like,

Speaker 145 you know, U.S. doesn't do basketball anymore.

Speaker 21 Wait, wait, can I change mine? No.

Speaker 61 I don't.

Speaker 27 No, no, no. No.

Speaker 61 No, no. No.

Speaker 21 I'm going to go Celtics, Spurs.

Speaker 25 No.

Speaker 61 Okay.

Speaker 155 All right. Popovich.

Speaker 64 He did tell people to get it.

Speaker 61 He literally said, yeah.

Speaker 107 Yeah, he said, don't bet them. All right.

Speaker 156 Jake, they're plus 50,000.

Speaker 115 Zigwinder Zagging.

Speaker 170 The Spurs are plus 50,000 to win the West.

Speaker 21 That's pretty good.

Speaker 116 And he said, don't bet them to win the championship.

Speaker 61 Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 27 So there you go.

Speaker 179 So you just gave the Celtics the title.

Speaker 170 I'm going to go Heat Warriors.

Speaker 27 Okay, Heat Warriors, Homeland. Yeah.

Speaker 71 I'm going to go. Name two basketball teams, buddy.

Speaker 156 Lakers, Celtics.

Speaker 64 There we go.

Speaker 61 All right.

Speaker 147 Classic.

Speaker 166 That's David Stern.

Speaker 147 Yeah.

Speaker 107 That was literally like Billy Asian hero.

Speaker 82 Name two basketball teams.

Speaker 62 Lakers, Celtics.

Speaker 155 I bet Max.

Speaker 174 Sixers, Grizzlies.

Speaker 57 Whoa. Okay.

Speaker 23 Because that would just be fucking easy for the Sixers.

Speaker 170 You know who I think is going to fly under the radar a little bit? The Clippers.

Speaker 115 Yeah.

Speaker 61 And John Wall. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 150 Not a lot of people are going to talk about them, but if they're healthy, look I actually, that's a good call, Jake.

Speaker 21 That is a good call.

Speaker 66 Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 12 Although they are the Clippers.

Speaker 108 I might. I'm just saying.
I just want to

Speaker 21 change mine to the Suns because I really think that this is the year that

Speaker 21 I think this is Chris Paul's year.

Speaker 34 Next year. Nuggets.

Speaker 21 I think it'd be a challenge.

Speaker 100 It's on the record, but your pick is the nuggets.

Speaker 146 Put that, Jake. Keep a note: next year, preseason, he probably wants to pick the Suns.

Speaker 21 This is the season before the season for Chris Paul.

Speaker 88 Okay, numbers.

Speaker 21 Hank, Max Homa had a question for you. He wants to know if you've ever gotten the lottery machine machine correct.

Speaker 146 No, Max.

Speaker 143 But I did. I was going to ask that same question.
Have you?

Speaker 146 Refer to my answer to Max.

Speaker 124 But Max has, right?

Speaker 5 Max or Max.

Speaker 61 Batgirl.

Speaker 100 Yeah, Batgirl has gotten it.

Speaker 33 He has. So

Speaker 5 one-nothing.

Speaker 54 Right?

Speaker 107 It is certainly one-nothing.

Speaker 21 I think this is the day Hank gets it.

Speaker 156 17.

Speaker 19 Absolutely not.

Speaker 21 I can see 17 right there, Hank. Are you sure you want to pick that one?

Speaker 21 It's all the way on the side.

Speaker 61 I swear to God, I'm looking at 17.

Speaker 69 I'll go 34.

Speaker 65 18.

Speaker 19 I'm going to go

Speaker 21 1.

Speaker 21 I'll go 16.

Speaker 54 Billy?

Speaker 21 69.

Speaker 93 He's never getting it.

Speaker 68 48?

Speaker 27 No, false, false.

Speaker 27 Oh, he got bumped up.

Speaker 21 That's too bad.

Speaker 25 48.

Speaker 98 Polar bears have black skin underneath their translucent hair.

Speaker 98 I don't know what

Speaker 98 to say. I'll take it away.

Speaker 98 They made it for me.

Speaker 98 Happy technology.

Speaker 15 Jay's on my day. The finale.
Shawnee inside the lion's room.

Speaker 15 Feeding on my baby. I'm coming for your love of babe.
Shawnee.

Speaker 15 look how it's out. So in love with the way we are.

Speaker 15 I'm coming for your love of me.

Speaker 15 Send me Les Z.

Speaker 15 They rock us to sleep.

Speaker 15 Digital family.

Speaker 15 Say it's about me, somewhere else will,

Speaker 15 or is it true?

Speaker 15 Can't you believe it?

Speaker 15 Smelling the mind,

Speaker 15 say onto me.

Speaker 15 Beating yourself,

Speaker 15 can you hear the sleep?

Speaker 15 So you love the way we are.

Speaker 15 living anyway,

Speaker 15 shy away,

Speaker 15 love and live anyway.

Speaker 15 I don't know,

Speaker 15 take on me, I don't know.

Speaker 15 I'm on the choice of the day.