NFL Week 4 Recap, Fastest 2 Minutes, Chiefs Dominate, The Lions Are Fun, Football Guy of The Week And Who's Back Of The Week

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Speaker 1 On today's part in my take, week four of the NFL.

Speaker 18 We're going to recap every game.

Speaker 19 We got fastest two minutes.

Speaker 21 We had a London game.

Speaker 23 We're going to do Football Guy of the Week.

Speaker 24 Who's Back of the Week?

Speaker 27 Tons of football to discuss from the weekend.

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Speaker 20 Today is Monday, October 3rd,

Speaker 39 week four.

Speaker 39 We start across the pond where Prince Andrew Dalton wasn't sweating. And in a touching tribute to my dear deceased friend, Queen Elizabeth, the referees were showing a lot of love to their cousins.

Speaker 39 The game came down to the leg of Sir Kixalot, as Will, I like big Lutz and I cannot lie, attempted to take it into overtime. But the upright pulled a J.R.

Speaker 39 Smith and asked the Saints, you trying to get the pipe? Which they answered yes, twice, with a double doink.

Speaker 39 Cody Parky, you are officially redeemed just kidding i fucking hate your guts forever vikings 28 saints 25

Speaker 29 london in soggy baltimore where the ravens said let's get recorded

Speaker 29 Let's get recorded in here

Speaker 29 to open up the game with a commanding 20-3 lead. But the game changed when a modern warrior appeared with a mean, mean stride.

Speaker 29 Jordan Tom Poyer showed mean, mean pride, as Baltimore probably wished they rushed more instead of throwing two second half interceptions.

Speaker 29 The black-eyed bees, the Buffalo Bills, might be banged up, but I got a feeling

Speaker 29 that they're singing, I'm a beat, I'm a beat, I'm a beat, I'm a beat, three and one. Bills 23, Ravenstreet.
What it?

Speaker 39 In Pittsburgh, where the Steelers said life's a mitch and then you die. That's why we draft high, because you never know when Kenny's gonna go.

Speaker 39 As the Pittsburgh quarterback went Kenny dipping into the end zone zone after coming in at halftime, the game became Wilson vs.

Speaker 39 Pickett, as all you want to do is ride around Salah, ride, salo, ride, as the Jets sealed the victory in the midnight hour, getting back to 500.

Speaker 29 Wait, the Jets are 500, huh?

Speaker 34 Huh?

Speaker 29 Jets?

Speaker 29 The New York Football Jets? 500?

Speaker 39 Jets 24, Steelers 20.

Speaker 29 Down to Atlanta. Careful where you put that Nick Chubb, because there's gunk on your ear, said Marcus.
There's something about Mariota. Jacoby Bryant Brissette

Speaker 29 into the end zone.

Speaker 44 Too soon, boom.

Speaker 29 The Falcons held firm in the second half. And take the Young Way home.

Speaker 29 Oh, they took the Young Way home as they went on the leg of their kicker. The Falcons, 23.
The Browns, 20.

Speaker 39 Up to Detroit where Big 12 shootout broke out and DJ Hakassan was setting records instead of scratching them.

Speaker 17 And Jamal Serena Williams

Speaker 49 found the end zone twice as well.

Speaker 39 What's that smell, Tej?

Speaker 39 Is it the Lions defense? Or is it someone's digestive system starting to decay?

Speaker 51 Metcalf, that is.

Speaker 39 Speaking of craps, Casino Smith hit the jackpot with the Rashad Penny slots and the Seahawks win a thriller.

Speaker 13 Seahawks 48, Lions 45.

Speaker 29 Score Agami.

Speaker 29 Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.

Speaker 30 Some spread.

Speaker 29 To rainy Philadelphia, where the weather had people saying, Jamal,

Speaker 29 as the Jaguars jumped out to a hot start. To all my Jewish friends, Happy New Year.
And speaking of dropping balls, Trevor Lawrence had four fumbles.

Speaker 29 I would walk 500 miles Sanders rushed for it to close it and the Eagles Doug Peters sonned their former head coach. Eagles, 29, the Texamount Jaguars 21.

Speaker 39 In a clash between Houston and Los Angeles, the Texans were all lost in the supermarket as Eckler scored twice.

Speaker 39 General Mills attempted to hook up with Raisin Brandon Cooks and Chex Burkhead with a side of OJ Howard for breakfast. But it was Bryce Crispy's Callahan and the Chargers D who had other plans.

Speaker 39 Chargers fans are much like Billy Football chanting, Let's Go, Brandon, as their coach finally has has things back on track. Chargers 34, Texans 24.

Speaker 29 To the balmy tundra, where stop me if you've heard this before, but a bunch of people from Wisconsin were happy for Zappy Hour. As a third-strength quarterback, all assure the Packers win.

Speaker 29 But Zappy Gilmore had other plans as someone learned how to hand off chubs. Patriots fans never expected to be in this game and were singing, if you're Zappy and you know it, clap your hands.

Speaker 29 as the underdog New England Force Overtime. It was not to be, but put on a zappy face, Patriots, because if it makes you zappy,

Speaker 29 then why the hell are you so sad?

Speaker 29 The Packers 27, the Patriots 21

Speaker 39 to the desert, where Jerry Judy was very fast in honor of Yom Kippur and had a six-pointed star when he found the end zone.

Speaker 39 Amik Mill Robertson is having a dream of a season continuing Melvin Gordon's nightmare when he returned his fumble for six.

Speaker 39 Josh Jacobs deGrom was seen eating at a Chick-fil-A outside of Atlanta, but for now he's still on the Raiders as he chopped the Denver D up.

Speaker 29 Some are saying Nathaniel can't hack it as the Broncos fall to two and two.

Speaker 39 Raiders 32.

Speaker 29 Broncos 21.

Speaker 54 Standing on a corner down in Winslow, Arizona, such a fine sight to see.

Speaker 55 It's Color, my lord, and he's looking adorbs, running like he stole my cell phone from me.

Speaker 34 He's just a tidler. Matt rules a widdler.

Speaker 34 Keep Cliff Kingsbury away from your daughters.

Speaker 39 Cardinals 26. Panthers 16.

Speaker 58 And that was week four.

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Speaker 61 Week four in the Bucs, as we watch the Bucs get absolutely whomped by the Chiefs.

Speaker 54 Are the Chiefs back?

Speaker 63 Yeah, I think the Chiefs are fully back.

Speaker 64 Also,

Speaker 32 I think Tom Brady's nose job isn't enabling him to get enough oxygen, and so he's just looking completely feeble out there, just clueless. This is, so I still,

Speaker 66 I mean, the game's going on right now.

Speaker 23 We're in the third quarter.

Speaker 69 We're going to get to all the other games, but we'll talk about this real quick first.

Speaker 71 Bad strategy to fumble the opening kickoff and let Patrick Mahomes score like five seconds into the game.

Speaker 20 That's number one.

Speaker 23 Number two is Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 5 He's, I know that we joke, like everyone goes over, overstates how incredible he is, but he has made a couple plays tonight.

Speaker 61 You're like, this is fucking stupid.

Speaker 74 Like his touchdown pass where it wasn't even, he wasn't even like throwing it.

Speaker 79 It was almost like, here, you just take this.

Speaker 41 There's a flip.

Speaker 51 Another touchdown.

Speaker 32 So he could have run that in for a touchdown. And instead, he chose to just flip it over the top using almost like the back of his fingers.
Yeah.

Speaker 32 It's like, here, I'll get another touchdown pass in the books for myself. But the plays, like, that the first fumble followed by the immediate touchdown.

Speaker 32 At that point, it's like you think that the game's over.

Speaker 13 Right.

Speaker 32 And with Patrick Mahomes, yeah,

Speaker 32 we can say that we're not going to talk and give him too much credit, but the reality is, I think if you put Patrick Mahomes on the worst team in the league,

Speaker 32 I think they make the playoffs. Yeah.
I think he's that good.

Speaker 32 If you took Patrick Mahomes right now and put him on

Speaker 32 the Texans, the Texans, Texans, probably the Texans, they probably make the playoffs.

Speaker 35 The Texans are the last winless team, correct?

Speaker 72 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 71 So they would be the Texans.

Speaker 32 Texans or the Commanders, sadly.

Speaker 48 Yeah, I mean,

Speaker 79 he's been incredible tonight.

Speaker 84 I still think the Bucs will figure it out, but this is now

Speaker 85 what? We had Sunday night football to start the season where Tom Brady looked old.

Speaker 20 The Packers game, he looked old.

Speaker 88 I mean, he is old.

Speaker 82 Yeah, he's old. He is old.

Speaker 11 He's an old person.

Speaker 84 He's old. But

Speaker 6 Tom Brady has played for so long and been so dominant for so long, they just threw it to what seems like a fullback.

Speaker 90 That was cool. Yeah.

Speaker 93 That you never thought you would get the end where it's like Peyton Manning, remember when his arm was just so shot?

Speaker 71 Drew Brees, when his arm was shot for the last seven years for the Saints.

Speaker 32 So I don't think that Tom Brady's arm looks strong. No, I don't think so either.
I think his arm looks pretty good. His offense sometimes moves in slow motion.

Speaker 32 They don't have a running game to speak of.

Speaker 96 Well, it's not that he looks old.

Speaker 20 It's more like

Speaker 66 he got beat up on one play where he was holding his shoulder.

Speaker 13 And it's like, dude,

Speaker 79 why are you even putting yourself at risk right now?

Speaker 2 You've done it.

Speaker 20 You're the greatest of all time.

Speaker 7 There's no reason, but I guess if they figure this out and they get back together,

Speaker 27 they'll be a contender in the NFC.

Speaker 32 The fact that at one point during this game, they showed...

Speaker 32 a close-up of Blaine Gabbard on the sidelines, as if to say, like, the producers were like, they were like, let's get a camera on Blaine Gabbard. That's never happened with Tom Brady before.

Speaker 32 There's no need to look at who his backup is. And yeah, he's, I mean, it's not his fault.
I don't think that's Tom Brady's fault. His running game sucks.

Speaker 32 He's had a lot of drops out there, and his defense hasn't stopped anybody's fault.

Speaker 13 And

Speaker 24 I'm not going to overreact to either of these teams because I think both of these teams will be there when it's like.

Speaker 54 I would say it.

Speaker 101 I would say, well, no, let's say divisional round.

Speaker 95 Conference championship, that's tough to be like, both these are the final four teams.

Speaker 24 But I would make a healthy wager that both the Bucs and Chiefs will be around divisional round playoffs.

Speaker 32 Also, it was a weird week for the Bucs with a hurricane. So they had to practice at, I think they practiced at like the Dolphins facility or something this week.
Yes.

Speaker 32 So it's kind of been a weird week. There's been a lot of travel.
And as someone who's 45 years old, if you're

Speaker 32 traveling that much, if you're just away from home for a night, if you sleep in somebody else's bed when you're 45, I imagine that probably puts some miles on you.

Speaker 20 Yeah, it fucks you up.

Speaker 68 And we'll update the game as it finishes up.

Speaker 104 Right now, the Bucs are about to go in to maybe cut it to two touchdowns.

Speaker 105 I have a question for you guys.

Speaker 88 Chris Goblin's hurt again.

Speaker 61 So, yeah, so this is what the Bucs Bucs season feels like.

Speaker 32 Do you think that anybody has showed Tom Brady the meme that Antonio Brown made of Giselle and Antonio Brown yet?

Speaker 99 When did he make it?

Speaker 106 I think he made it at like four o'clock today.

Speaker 32 So then, yes. So he's seen that.

Speaker 4 I think he's seen it.

Speaker 47 I think someone had to go up to him.

Speaker 20 Probably Bonner had to go up to him and be like, hey,

Speaker 27 new meme drop.

Speaker 32 Yeah, the new A-B meme is just like Antonio Brown like dry humping Giselle and then just saying like, what does he say in the comment? What's up, Giselle? Yeah.

Speaker 32 Yeah, Antonio Brown's on one today, so or this entire weekend the entire life but yeah that was uh that was an interesting one to drop in you know what i think tom brady's so psycho that he probably if like chris godwin gets hurt or someone else gets hurt he's like yeah let's let's bring back antonio brown his beef was with bruce arians not todd bowles well also tom brady is such a psycho and he's so uber competitive that probably bringing antonio brown into his house and then having to make sure that giselle doesn't cheat on him with antonio brown like that'll up his game a little bit yeah it'll iron sharpens iron yes Yes, he'll start taking her out for nice dinners again, dropping the kids off at school, becoming a better husband and father.

Speaker 32 I think that's maybe what he needs to step his game off.

Speaker 85 Very, very bizarre, though, for Antonio Brown, because it felt like Tom Brady was like the last person who had his back.

Speaker 111 Yeah, like his only friend post like a meme of your last friend's wife and be like, ha ha, this is funny.

Speaker 57 Yeah.

Speaker 28 I mean, it got engagement.

Speaker 52 I guess that's the name of the game.

Speaker 45 Yeah.

Speaker 32 Yeah, he's very good at that.

Speaker 48 Yeah, let's hop into the games.

Speaker 113 We had a London game, so we'll go chronological order.

Speaker 1 Vikings 28, Saints 25.

Speaker 114 This was just the perfect London game.

Speaker 20 We were saying on Friday, Andy Dalton and Kirk Cousins have played in London against each other to a tie.

Speaker 20 This was a game that the Vikings felt like such a far superior team, and they just kept on trying to blow it in a million different ways.

Speaker 32 Yeah, England got exposed to what maybe the most important part of American football is, which is screwing over the Saints. You're the referees.

Speaker 59 Yes.

Speaker 64 So NFL rigged, even overseas.

Speaker 32 They thought it's easier to get away with the calls overseas.

Speaker 50 The Saints got fucked.

Speaker 45 They got fucked. They got fucked hard.

Speaker 32 Like twice.

Speaker 32 That Adam Thielen call, and it was a, I guess you could say it was a very professional move by Adam Thielen to reach around, grab the Saints defensive back by the face mask and like pull him into himself.

Speaker 19 And it happened before that play, too, because it was, I think it was Tyler Matthew got hands-to-face call where he just made a block at the line of scrimmage.

Speaker 6 They called the hands to the face.

Speaker 86 It extended the drive.

Speaker 20 It was a third and seven. They were getting off the the field.

Speaker 50 The Saints got absolutely screwed.

Speaker 20 And this is one of those games that you never apologize for victories in the NFL. But the Vikings, like, if you're a Vikings fan, you watch that game.

Speaker 4 Kirk Cousins wasn't very sharp, even though it wasn't prime time.

Speaker 86 It was the anti-prime time.

Speaker 72 It was fucking 9.30 in the morning.

Speaker 59 It was breakfast hours.

Speaker 85 Yeah, it was breakfast hours.

Speaker 97 And that game should, like, they, it felt like the Saints just kept on doing things.

Speaker 48 Be like, here, you take the game.

Speaker 118 Let me fumble right before half. Let me fumble again.

Speaker 6 And the Vikings just wouldn't close them out.

Speaker 119 And you almost had it go to overtime with Lutz going with the double doink.

Speaker 20 So we finally had another true, a true double doink.

Speaker 2 Left side, then in the middle crossbar.

Speaker 16 Yeah, that was fun too.

Speaker 32 I need someone who's good at physics to explain to me how that ball did go in, too, because it hit off the left upright, and then it seems to still be making its way back as it hits the back of the crossbar and then just reverses course and bounces forward.

Speaker 32 That was so exciting, though, for the British fans, because there's nothing they love more than the kicking game over there.

Speaker 32 Like, if you watch the Mexico City game or if you watch any of the London games, anytime they go out for a kickoff, like I personally, you know, me, I love the touchback on a kickoff.

Speaker 32 They fucking love a touchback on a kickoff.

Speaker 123 And the field looked good.

Speaker 48 The Tottenham Hotspurs, as you see, the all-time,

Speaker 20 you know, we're big fans of whenever they change it from hockey to basketball.

Speaker 85 They're the first soccer stadium that is NFL ready.

Speaker 124 So I think they're just waiting for an NFL franchise.

Speaker 97 But it was weird because when they showed

Speaker 89 the transformation, it was similar to a hockey basketball where the field, the soccer field, the real grass, they just take...

Speaker 32 like they completely remove that and then there's a complete turf underneath and it's like okay you're ready for the two games a year that you different turf yeah great job did they did they do the russell wilson like the first american football pass to me cool i would i would like to go see that see who got the the privilege of throwing that uh also andy dalton not bad andy dalton looks hot now by the way second half like His hair is incredible.

Speaker 32 The beard, he had a major glow up.

Speaker 80 Yeah, he played well in the second half.

Speaker 35 They were doing, the Saints are basically on, like, you know, no Michael Thomas, which duh, always,

Speaker 66 no Camara, which

Speaker 48 you pointed out that maybe he just can't go to England.

Speaker 32 Yeah, I don't know what the laws are. They're like extradition.
Well, not extradition, but he's currently on...

Speaker 32 on bail or awaiting trial for whatever you might have a felony out in Las Vegas.

Speaker 17 Yeah, and so their entire backfield was dudes in their 30s playing football with Andy Dalton, Latavius Murray, Mark Ingram, and Taysom Hill.

Speaker 127 And it was just like they hung around in the game.

Speaker 74 And the Saints, I still don't, like, I think they're booty, but then

Speaker 48 they'll stay in games like this, and their defense plays well enough. I don't think they're booty.

Speaker 32 I don't think the Saints are

Speaker 66 lost now to

Speaker 93 the Panthers, who are definitely booty.

Speaker 32 You know what?

Speaker 63 I would say the Saints,

Speaker 32 they're schizophrenic.

Speaker 71 I have them as my tough teams where you have to bring,

Speaker 20 you have to, you know that you're going to play like real man football when you play against the Saints, but they're not super talented, so they probably won't beat you.

Speaker 32 I would say schizophrenic because they've got, they've got Jameis, who is one type of quarterback, then Andy Dalton, who is like the complete opposite of Jameis

Speaker 32 in every single way. Then you have Taysom Hill, who somehow is also the opposite of both of those guys.

Speaker 13 Yes, yes.

Speaker 32 But and none of them are the same. So Taysom Hill, he was doing the thing.
I swear to God, he tries to run into people's faces. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 32 Like, he aims for linebackers' faces, even around the goal line.

Speaker 54 He's a heat-seeking missile.

Speaker 65 For a face, exactly.

Speaker 32 So he'll just just put his head down. He does targeting on every play.
Like if he was a free safety, Taysom Hill would not last longer than two plays in any given game.

Speaker 32 But he was fun to watch over there. He's running the ball pretty hard.
And then the field goal at the end, Will Lutz made, what, a 60-yarder? Yeah, something like that.

Speaker 32 I think he made a 60-yarder, and then the 61-yarder came up just short.

Speaker 76 I was really hoping for a tie.

Speaker 32 I wanted to see another tie between Cousins and Dalton. It just feels right.
And then after the game,

Speaker 32 you know, we can have a discussion later about Zach Wilson and

Speaker 41 his gritty.

Speaker 96 No, I wrote this down.

Speaker 2 I think it's Kirk Cousins gritty.

Speaker 120 I think it's up there with like Hurricane Katrina for worse things to happen to the city of New Orleans.

Speaker 32 Kirk Cousins gritty. Yeah.

Speaker 53 It's like against the Saints.

Speaker 32 Yeah. It's like...

Speaker 83 Just an abomination.

Speaker 32 You remember when Pat Boone covered Little Richard, Toottie Frutty? Yeah.

Speaker 116 Of course.

Speaker 106 That's the equivalent of this.

Speaker 13 Yes.

Speaker 13 Who could forget?

Speaker 32 I mean, that's a similar moment.

Speaker 13 I know what it is, but people are going to be like, what? No, look it up.

Speaker 84 I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 100 I was saying a lot of listeners would be like, oh.

Speaker 32 Yeah, so basically what Kirk Cousins did to the gritty is exactly what he does to steaks.

Speaker 63 Yeah.

Speaker 32 He took all the seasoning off of it.

Speaker 102 It's so bad.

Speaker 32 He basically boiled the gritty in lukewarm water. He didn't even boil it.
He just marinated the gritty in water.

Speaker 75 And you know what's crazy is that, like, it wasn't...

Speaker 133 Like, Shefty did the gritty and tore his ACL, and that didn't kill the gritty.

Speaker 32 That was cooler.

Speaker 20 And that didn't kill the gritty.

Speaker 96 And Kirk Cousins, he is officially, he and Zach Wilson doing it today.

Speaker 123 It's the first time where I was like, I think I'm set.

Speaker 49 I think I'm good.

Speaker 63 See, I liked Zach.

Speaker 32 I think Kirk Cousins killed the gritty. Yeah.
And then Zach Wilson brought it back.

Speaker 82 Yeah.

Speaker 32 So he was dead for a couple hours.

Speaker 1 It's tough.

Speaker 58 And Justin Jefferson, by the way, he is back.

Speaker 125 He had a crazy day.

Speaker 67 Felt like every big play they needed, he was there.

Speaker 135 And so now, yeah, the Vikings are, what, three and one and going to probably beat the fuck out of the Bears next week.

Speaker 1 And the Kirk Cousins Truthers have a nice day.

Speaker 20 But again, if you watch the game with your eyeballs, like he's still Kirk Cousins.

Speaker 32 And it was the 9.30 game.

Speaker 20 And he runs, and he loves to run into the back of his offensive lineman and take a a sack.

Speaker 32 Yep. I think my favorite thing about Kirk Cousins is what he does at the start of every game when he goes out onto the field.
I don't know. He's got some signal that he's doing.

Speaker 32 Maybe he's telling them to reset the play clock or whatever. But he does the point up into the air, and it kind of looks like he's trying to do disco.

Speaker 32 And

Speaker 32 it's just so sad.

Speaker 77 Yes. It's just very sad.

Speaker 64 But, I mean, good for Kirk Cousins.

Speaker 32 How much money did he make today? Probably like...

Speaker 32 Six million dollars. Yeah.

Speaker 21 And he won a game in England.

Speaker 28 Yeah, which he had previously not done.

Speaker 71 He just tied him.

Speaker 113 I don't know if he had played before that.

Speaker 32 I also thought of of this joke just right now, and I don't know if it has anything to say if it makes sense, but I'm going to say it.

Speaker 63 Okay.

Speaker 32 Did you see all the people in the stands, like how drunk they were over there in England? It's crazy how they got that drunk in Tottenham Stadium, even though they don't have any cups.

Speaker 11 Ah, nice.

Speaker 64 Nice.

Speaker 32 I don't know if you're a soccer person. You can tell me if that joke is actual.

Speaker 13 Yeah, I don't know if they're all cups.

Speaker 66 Tottenham doesn't win. Yeah, they don't win.
That's basically that.

Speaker 13 They're hardware.

Speaker 54 That's the joke.

Speaker 66 Yeah, they don't have anything in their trophy case.

Speaker 138 I'm trying to figure out if they paid UK taxes on those game checks.

Speaker 83 Okay, find that out.

Speaker 122 Figure it out. It's very important.

Speaker 23 It's going to judge how I enjoyed the game.

Speaker 21 I will say, the London game, remember when it was introduced 15 years ago or whatever it was?

Speaker 69 It feels like forever.

Speaker 47 I've now fully embraced it.

Speaker 94 I love it simply for the moment that the game is ending.

Speaker 20 And it's like, oh yeah, but now we have all the football.

Speaker 122 Real football.

Speaker 2 That's the moment that I look forward to because it is kind of

Speaker 20 in the like it's a little bit of a chore on a Sunday morning.

Speaker 92 You're like, I know I'm going to watch football all day.

Speaker 115 It's like, now I have to watch this game. And if it's not great, whatever.

Speaker 75 But then you get into it, you suck yourself into it.

Speaker 51 But that moment when the game ends, you're like, now all the football. It's the best.

Speaker 125 It's the best feeling.

Speaker 32 This day really emphasized how much the NFL just owns me. Oh, yeah.
It owns my entire life.

Speaker 80 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 32 It owns America's life, really, because you started your day watching football at 9:30, and then you're like, oh, I got to watch more football because there's more football coming on.

Speaker 32 And then after the more football is done, you're like, oh, I got more football. And then there's even more football after that.
So really, like the NFL held America hostage today

Speaker 32 for about 13, 14 hours.

Speaker 141 Yeah, they stole our Sunday mornings.

Speaker 129 I mean, there's nothing like, I put up the weakest resistance possible.

Speaker 50 I was like,

Speaker 47 I guess I'm going to turn this on. And then I turn it on.

Speaker 17 I was like, nice, football.

Speaker 73 Yeah.

Speaker 48 That was my entire, like, that was, that was, we will resist all those people on Twitter. Like, we must resist.
I would, I would suck at that because I'd be like, yeah, football's on.

Speaker 32 You know what I did? I just, I laid in bed and I watched about the first half on my phone. And then I ordered breakfast to get delivered.
Then breakfast got delivered.

Speaker 32 I picked it up and I went and watched the rest of football on my couch. And I was like, that's my big move for the day.
Yeah. Is going from the bedroom to the couch.

Speaker 56 Huge, huge.

Speaker 60 Okay, let's get to the rest of the slate.

Speaker 78 Bills-Ravens.

Speaker 71 The Ravens have done it again.

Speaker 112 Two times so far this year where they've come out to a huge lead.

Speaker 93 They're up 20-3 going into the last two minutes of the first half.

Speaker 50 Everyone was talking about how great the Ravens looked.

Speaker 140 The Bills did look like they were sleepwalking the beginning of this game.

Speaker 85 And then Josh Allen took them on.

Speaker 109 So the Bills started the game.

Speaker 19 They had one interception, one fumble, two punts, a field goal.

Speaker 71 And then Josh Allen went on a 76-yard touchdown drive with 147 left in the second quarter.

Speaker 20 That was like, that was the turn in the game because then the Bills come out.

Speaker 117 It's 20 to 10 instead of 20 to 3.

Speaker 7 And they had an insane second half defense.

Speaker 20 And they win this game, and the Bills win a one-score game.

Speaker 54 They did it, they took our advice.

Speaker 32 Yes, and they got worse at football in order to get better at football in the long run. And this was so the Ravens at home have actually lost their last five games.

Speaker 41 Yeah.

Speaker 42 I didn't realize that.

Speaker 32 Do you remember that stat I threw out that was like at the end of the season last year?

Speaker 144 They lost all their games, yeah.

Speaker 32 Yeah, they had like nobody. Um, and then the Bills, so I didn't realize this, the Bills have only allowed seven second-half points this entire season.

Speaker 4 That's crazy.

Speaker 32 So the Bills' second-half half defense is like unpenetrable.

Speaker 88 Yes.

Speaker 32 They're incredible. The thing is, sometimes they get out to giant leads, and sometimes they get out to big deficits.
So the Buffalo Bills officially, they've won a close game.

Speaker 32 They've won a game that maybe they weren't expected to win, at least if you looked at it after the second quarter.

Speaker 28 Yeah, and Josh Allen, by the way, was he was 0-7 in his career when trailing by 17 points, which makes sense because you're trailing by 17 points.

Speaker 22 The last Bills quarterback to overcome a 17-point 17-point deficit.

Speaker 85 Doug Floody.

Speaker 128 Nope.

Speaker 139 It's so, it's, when I say it, it's going to actually be funnier because it's just so him.

Speaker 99 John Beck. E.J.
Emmanuel.

Speaker 135 No.

Speaker 48 It was Ryan Fitzpatrick in 2011, but here's the Ryan Fitzpatrick part of it.

Speaker 96 He did it in week two and week three in 2011.

Speaker 122 I love it. So he did it in back-to-back games.

Speaker 32 That's what got him the contract.

Speaker 49 It was like, when I saw that set, I was like, of course he did it in back-to-back game.

Speaker 55 That's why the Bills opened up.

Speaker 32 That's why they backed up the Brink structure. Yes.
Yes. Everyone's going to talk about going forward on fourth and goal.
Yes.

Speaker 5 So fourth and two,

Speaker 24 we're fourth and goal on the two, 20-20 game with four minutes left, and John Harbaugh decides we're going for it.

Speaker 32 Yeah, and I don't hate the call, honestly, because their logic was. So Harbaugh explained it after the game.
Harbaugh does weird shit, but at least he always has an explanation.

Speaker 32 He has like a solid rationale, even if his rationale is sometimes wrong. So after the game, he was basically saying that if we had kicked a field goal, then we would have made it.
What did he say?

Speaker 32 He was talking about like third versus fourth downs. Basically, saying that Josh Allen is going to fuck us up the ass if we kick a field goal.
So I'm paraphrasing what he said.

Speaker 32 Yeah, that's basically what it was. He was like, if we kick a field goal, Josh Allen's just going to go down the field and win

Speaker 32 because our defense can't stop them. So like that's that's just the fact.
Like they've mounted this big comeback. We can't get them off the field.

Speaker 32 We don't want them to have an opportunity to win the game on this final drive, but the Bills just went ahead and took it anyways. And then when they went back down the field,

Speaker 32 they actually did what Nick Chubb should have done a couple weeks ago. They got down.
Singletary got down. You could sense almost that Ken Dorsey was about to lose his shit up.

Speaker 32 Thank God we didn't get another episode like that. I don't know if America's children at home watching would have been okay to see Ken Dorsey flip out like that.
Stuck with him.

Speaker 32 I'm surprised Ken Dorsey is still employed, to be honest with you, Baby.

Speaker 13 That's all I can think about.

Speaker 63 It's disgusting.

Speaker 71 Is that time?

Speaker 122 What week was that?

Speaker 11 I don't even remember. That was last week.

Speaker 13 Okay, cool.

Speaker 82 Was it? Holy shit.

Speaker 87 Yeah.

Speaker 32 That was last week. At the very end when he smashed the tablet and then ruffled up the papers anger.

Speaker 1 I've seen that meme thousands and thousands of times as of today.

Speaker 51 Yeah.

Speaker 32 But yeah,

Speaker 32 so at the very end of the game, Singletary did the right thing, got down, then boom, field goal.

Speaker 47 I feel like for the people who are upset at John Harbaugh, and I kind of get like, hey, it's

Speaker 27 like bad weather game.

Speaker 20 Take the points, like, play some defense, you know what I mean?

Speaker 92 But that's the Ravens, you can't do both like they when lamar jackson and and john harbaugh that clip where they're like hey should we go for it he's like yeah let's go for it everyone's like love this love how they're coaching this team you can't then be like oh you got to kick the field goal that's how they're wired they're wired to go for those situations the one thing that you don't want is for lamar jackson to throw an interception there because he did in harbaugh's uh explanation afterwards he's like we want to pin him back and make a play obviously they get it out at the 20 instead of on the two-yard line which which does change the analytics of it if you give it to them on the 20.

Speaker 6 But that's how the Ravens play.

Speaker 49 I was not shocked at all that they were going for it there.

Speaker 23 Lamar, his second half was very, very bad compared to his first half was incredible.

Speaker 4 The Bills just played great defense the second half.

Speaker 48 I also just, that Lamar play that everyone's like, this was crazy. It was crazy when he got out of that sack.

Speaker 5 But then he does throw a few balls where he's just throwing it up there.

Speaker 73 And it's like, I hope this works.

Speaker 37 And it did happen to work, but it also could have easily been picked up.

Speaker 32 I think most good quarterbacks do that sometimes.

Speaker 32 They throw the ball up and they're like, I'm going to get the ball downfield and we'll see what happens. I'm going to trust my guy to make a play.

Speaker 59 I just couldn't tell if people were saying, this is such a little crazy Lamar play because the pass, I thought the getting out of the sack was incredible.

Speaker 81 The pass was like, this is a very risky pass. Yeah.

Speaker 11 You do it 10 times.

Speaker 81 It gets intercepted 10 times. Yeah, five times.

Speaker 32 The pass itself, it just like bounced all over the place. It was very lucky to get it.

Speaker 77 It jumps off a Bills player.

Speaker 32 The Bills are a different team when they have Poirier playing defensively.

Speaker 2 Yes.

Speaker 32 So it turns out that was a pretty big deal when he's out. Also, Matt Milano, their linebacker, he's the new Kiko Alonso.

Speaker 32 If you wear a Matt Milano jersey to a Buffalo Bills tail,

Speaker 32 you better pack the penicillin. Yes.

Speaker 35 Facts.

Speaker 52 I'm trying to think what else.

Speaker 70 Oh, Marcus Peters and John Harbon got in a fight at the end of the game.

Speaker 2 I don't know if you saw that.

Speaker 132 I do think that John, like...

Speaker 40 Losing two games like they've lost, both the Dolphins and the Bills,

Speaker 89 it does feel weird.

Speaker 20 It feels like something's wrong.

Speaker 24 Yeah.

Speaker 24 If you're a Ravens fan, you can be like, yeah, Lamar's incredible.

Speaker 89 He's having an incredible year, but also something is wrong here.

Speaker 32 I don't know if you can't put it entirely on their defense, though. Like, the Dolphins game, you probably could.
You'd be like, this is just dog shit defense.

Speaker 32 But this time, the offense has to be able to sustain a drive.

Speaker 85 Well, no, the Dolphins game, I still thought, as bad as the defense was, it's like Lamar has to, the offense has to figure out a way to ice games away.

Speaker 143 That matters, too.

Speaker 32 I also think it's weird how a lot of teams have just completely played an entire other division already. Yeah.
Through four weeks of the season.

Speaker 32 So the Ravens have played every team now in the AFC East.

Speaker 100 Yes. Is that right?

Speaker 71 Yeah, and the Jets have played every team in the AFC North.

Speaker 32 That's so weird. That's too fast for you.
You got to space that out a little bit.

Speaker 81 I agree.

Speaker 48 It's very bizarre that they did it that way.

Speaker 117 It's like almost a non-conference schedule for college football.

Speaker 13 Yeah, I don't like it.

Speaker 57 I don't like it. I'm better good.

Speaker 99 All right.

Speaker 24 I think the Ravens are still a very good team, but this was the perfect remedy for the Bills because they lost that game against the Dolphins, which I still can't believe is only one week ago.

Speaker 62 Everyone's like, holy shit, how do you lose that game?

Speaker 20 To come back, and

Speaker 38 they looked like they had no life in the first quarter,

Speaker 5 first 20 minutes of the game.

Speaker 58 To then come back and win this game the way they did, you're like back fully on track.

Speaker 20 And dispel the narrative of you can't win close games.

Speaker 32 So the Ravens did one thing that I absolutely love it when teams do this.

Speaker 32 Right after the game, they announced we're going to have a press conference tomorrow at 3 p.m.

Speaker 55 Yeah, 3.30, yeah.

Speaker 32 And so everybody's like, oh my God,

Speaker 32 Harbaugh's fired. Yeah.

Speaker 10 The Bills Dolphins was a week ago, not the Ravens Dolphins.

Speaker 50 No, I know.

Speaker 122 Bills Dolphins, but I still don't.

Speaker 20 That makes no sense to my brain.

Speaker 16 I think there's so much shit goes on during the week that it's like, wait, that was only seven days ago.

Speaker 57 But yeah.

Speaker 32 But yeah, everybody is freaking out. Like, is this Harbaugh?

Speaker 32 I'll just say for the record, if Harbaugh gets fired, I think there are probably three or four teams in the NFL that would fire their coach tomorrow just to hire John Harbaugh.

Speaker 32 I would be one of those people.

Speaker 60 No, but then everyone replied, they're like, yeah, he always has a press conference on Mondays.

Speaker 88 Okay.

Speaker 32 But everyone is freaking out of it.

Speaker 13 Yeah, yeah, no,

Speaker 32 I just love it when they say that.

Speaker 47 Yeah.

Speaker 53 Okay, next up, Eagles, Jaguars.

Speaker 83 That was funny, wasn't it, Max?

Speaker 112 That was funny when the Eagles went up 14-0 or the Jaguars went up 14-0.

Speaker 88 Everyone's like, damn, sharp bet. I mean, it was classic.

Speaker 77 He was classic

Speaker 32 of the Eagles because their fans also gave Doug Peterson a standing ovation. Standing ovation when he came in there.

Speaker 109 And Jason Kelsey gave him, they did a jersey swap.

Speaker 123 They did a jacket swap.

Speaker 32 swap.

Speaker 32 Hot seat everybody that likes to bring anytime you hear somebody say oh Eagles fans oh they threw snowballs at Santa Claus I want you to counter them immediately with oh yeah they gave Doug Peterson a standing ovation I tweeted there was a good sports town I had hundreds of replies of people giving me examples of them being a bad sports town but

Speaker 10 you got to say when they what were some of the replies oh they're like what about when like uh we killed michael irvin basically and then everyone was cheering him coming off the field

Speaker 10 they're like i've gone to a bunch of games in philly i basically gotten harassed and almost, you know, beaten up and killed just for wearing an opposing jersey.

Speaker 10 I brought my five-year-old to a Phillies game, and they told him he couldn't even sit down. Stuff like that.

Speaker 11 But they cheered for Doug Anderson.

Speaker 10 I'm not saying that, but people were saying that when I said they were a good sports sound for doing that.

Speaker 32 The only thing I'll say about the Eagles, and by the way, just to align ourselves as a podcast, I did put a future on the Eagles earlier this week.

Speaker 32 I put a decent amount of money on them to go completely undefeated. You had some FOMO.

Speaker 118 You saw how much fun.

Speaker 124 If Max and I were doing the Eagles chant today.

Speaker 32 But

Speaker 32 they have to go 17-0 for this to hit.

Speaker 63 If the Eagles go 17-0,

Speaker 32 I will be a rich man. Yeah.

Speaker 42 I will be a very rich man.

Speaker 84 So you're kind of on the Eagles bandwagon.

Speaker 32 Yeah, I guess a little bit. But the thing about the Eagles is I was looking at their schedule.
You could say that they haven't played anybody, Paul.

Speaker 32 Because they kind of haven't, but then you look at their future schedule, and the Eagles aren't going to play anybody.

Speaker 151 No, they have the easiest schedule in the NFL.

Speaker 32 The Eagles aren't going to play anybody all year.

Speaker 116 You also, I would push back on that.

Speaker 58 They haven't played anyone because everyone had the Vikings as their dark horse as well.

Speaker 152 They haven't lost.

Speaker 153 The Vikings haven't lost, except for the Eagles.

Speaker 11 Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 72 Good point.

Speaker 65 Eyeball test on the Vikings.

Speaker 20 Good point.

Speaker 101 The Jaguars, everyone was talking about going into this.

Speaker 154 It was the same thing every week. It was the same thing every week.

Speaker 11 No, no, no, it was us. It was all of us.

Speaker 87 It was all of us. We apologize for the fight.

Speaker 11 It's fine. It's fine.
It's fine. We haven't played anyone.

Speaker 155 It's fine.

Speaker 129 No, I mean, I liked it because the Eagles basically toyed with it.

Speaker 89 They're like, oh, you don't think we can play from behind?

Speaker 25 Cool, we'll spot you 14, and then we'll just fucking ram it down your throat, run the ball, play defense, do it every which way.

Speaker 85 Trevor Lawrence, yeah.

Speaker 81 So

Speaker 15 I still think he's a good quarterback.

Speaker 2 I'm not going to just knee-jerk all the other way, but maybe he's a bad weather quarterback because four fumbles

Speaker 93 and an interception.

Speaker 49 I tried to find out.

Speaker 139 I was thinking about all his Clemson games, and I found the 2018 ACC championship game against Pitt was raining the entire game.

Speaker 66 He was 12 for 24 for 118 yards. So can Trevor Lawrence not play in rain?

Speaker 32 He's got to learn how to play in the rain.

Speaker 47 Also in that game.

Speaker 88 He's a big Kurt Warner guy.

Speaker 139 Very bummer of a game to go and look at the box score because it was one of those years that Clemson won their side of the ACC and then the other side was like the worst conference ever.

Speaker 28 And Pitt went to the championship game at 7-6.

Speaker 50 They lost,

Speaker 123 I think it was 42-10.

Speaker 71 Kenny Pickett's stats in that game.

Speaker 87 Just take a guess.

Speaker 50 Take a guess.

Speaker 83 They scored 10 points.

Speaker 154 Kenny Pickett stats.

Speaker 108 Yeah, Pitt.

Speaker 28 Kenny Pickett's stats in that game.

Speaker 128 Raining. Rain.

Speaker 106 A lot of rain.

Speaker 32 7 for 14 for 60 yards.

Speaker 93 4 for 16 for 8 yards.

Speaker 42 Oh, my God.

Speaker 13 That's tough.

Speaker 32 Wait, did he fumble the ball, though?

Speaker 52 No, I don't think so.

Speaker 100 I think he had a couple picks.

Speaker 32 So his hands might be better than Trevor Lawrence's.

Speaker 79 I'm just excited because we can start a narrative, a new narrative of bad weather guy, where we can just bet against Trevor Lawrence.

Speaker 11 What are Trevor Lawrence's hands?

Speaker 87 I don't know. Find it out.

Speaker 116 I think he's got big hands, bro.

Speaker 46 I'm looking it up. That was a a lot of fumbles.

Speaker 32 You know what I think it is? I feel like long-haired quarterbacks aren't good in the cold weather.

Speaker 13 Yeah.

Speaker 32 And as we know, they don't win Super Bowls.

Speaker 11 Yes. That's true.

Speaker 32 As a long-haired guy, when it gets cold outside, if it's raining,

Speaker 32 my day is ruined if I step outside and I get my hair wet. Yes.
It sticks to your neck. You're uncomfortable.
You have to peel it off from your face.

Speaker 48 He doesn't want to do it.

Speaker 32 No, I feel like that actually does make a difference for long-haired guys. So I'm looking up his hand size right now.

Speaker 86 He's the first player this century to lose four fumbles in a game.

Speaker 117 I just like this century stats.

Speaker 86 They're always fun.

Speaker 32 He's got 10-inch hands, which.

Speaker 50 That's big.

Speaker 32 Yeah, they're decent. They're decent.

Speaker 13 I think that's pretty big, right?

Speaker 32 So I think it's just the hair.

Speaker 33 Yeah.

Speaker 32 He's got longer than 10-inch hair.

Speaker 20 Jake, put that in the file. Trevor Lawrence, maybe bad weather quarterback guy.

Speaker 158 I'm looking at their schedule now.

Speaker 158 Obviously, it's always going to be warm in Florida, so unless it rains.

Speaker 97 Do they play in Seattle?

Speaker 158 They play at Indianapolis as their next road game, so if the roof is closed, it'll be fine. Yep.
At Kansas City, could be tough. Okay, we need some rain.

Speaker 23 In mid-November. Pray for some rain.

Speaker 158 At Detroit, Dome, or Roof. At Tennessee in December, it could be

Speaker 158 tough.

Speaker 158 At the Jets on Thursday night.

Speaker 32 Oh, that game's going to be great.

Speaker 131 December 22nd, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 128 Rain.

Speaker 135 How'd you know that?

Speaker 23 Because Tony Kahn,

Speaker 23 he was pretty pumped that we were gassing up the Jags.

Speaker 16 So he was like, December 22nd.

Speaker 130 Jags Jets.

Speaker 59 Because I was like, we can't go on a Sunday to a Jags game.

Speaker 23 Right.

Speaker 150 And, of course, they gave, unfortunately, the Jags their only primetime game was December 22nd, Thursday night football.

Speaker 32 I'm just going to announce right now, I'm going to take the under on that game. Yeah.

Speaker 13 Everything about it.

Speaker 32 December 22nd, Jags, Jets, Thursday night, under.

Speaker 59 And it's going to be a gross game.

Speaker 2 I still think the Jags are good.

Speaker 32 They should pay me money to watch that game.

Speaker 158 They're last road games at Houston. Okay.

Speaker 87 Only like three road games.

Speaker 152 Okay, so that's good for them.

Speaker 74 Yeah, so I still think the Jags are a good team.

Speaker 24 They're just the Eagles are a better team.

Speaker 32 Yeah, so I'm looking at the Eagles schedule.

Speaker 13 The Eagles really have one hard game.

Speaker 32 That's it.

Speaker 20 I mean, the Cowboys are good, so they have two.

Speaker 100 Yeah.

Speaker 13 Yes.

Speaker 32 I guess the Cowboys are okay, but Dak might be coming back, which might be subtraction by addition.

Speaker 152 That's true.

Speaker 32 Besides the Cowboys games, they have the Packers. They play the Packers at home.

Speaker 13 Okay.

Speaker 3 Listen, you are what your record says you are.

Speaker 68 They're the last undefeated team.

Speaker 71 It doesn't sound like you're that much aligned with us because you're still hating, finding a way to hate.

Speaker 99 Wait, no.

Speaker 32 What I was just doing right there was saying I think the Eagles actually might go undefeated.

Speaker 24 Right, but the way you were delivering it was, you know, coming up.

Speaker 11 No,

Speaker 32 I was looking at the schedule being like, yeah, the Eagles.

Speaker 85 No, that's different what you're doing right now.

Speaker 20 I like that.

Speaker 32 This is literally what I was doing two seconds ago.

Speaker 65 No, no, no, that was a good one.

Speaker 11 You took it the wrong way. No, no, that was a different tone.

Speaker 82 You were reading it the wrong way.

Speaker 17 You did a different tone.

Speaker 11 Do the schedule.

Speaker 32 You were reading it the wrong way because the whole point that I'm trying to make is.

Speaker 100 People will listen in and be like, that was different.

Speaker 11 Wait, different. Max, Max, Max, turn your microphone off, Max.
No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 13 You turn your microphone off, Max.

Speaker 55 I'm just saying. Cut your mic off, Max.

Speaker 11 I'm just touching your mic off, Max.

Speaker 11 Max,

Speaker 32 you're not going to go Philly on me.

Speaker 6 Don't get mad. It was a different tone.

Speaker 32 I was literally saying that the Eagles have a chance to go undefeated because they're not playing anybody good. Yeah.

Speaker 64 Except for the Packers.

Speaker 55 Yeah. That was the entire reason I brought that up.

Speaker 23 You are what your schedule says you are, or your record says you are.

Speaker 11 I'm looking forward.

Speaker 32 You're looking back. I'm looking forward.
I'm saying they could warn the problem.

Speaker 81 All right, that was a better tone.

Speaker 153 Team just looked bad after playing us because we make teams look bad. Yeah, but

Speaker 153 everyone's saying Vikings so good. Now Vikings stank.
Everyone's saying Jag's so good. Now Jag stank.
That's fine. That's fine.
I want teams to look bad after playing this.

Speaker 25 Yes, and that's fine.

Speaker 11 Facts.

Speaker 2 Okay, so yeah, that was it for this game.

Speaker 17 Trevor Lawrence, though.

Speaker 116 I'm going to watch that.

Speaker 124 That feels like something we could maybe make some money off of.

Speaker 52 Just sucks in the rain.

Speaker 13 Let's just hope we're like.

Speaker 32 Bad weather guy.

Speaker 41 Yeah, bad weather guy.

Speaker 134 Because he hasn't, I mean, isn't he, is he from Florida?

Speaker 118 So I think he's from Florida.

Speaker 32 He looks like Sunshine.

Speaker 41 He played at Clemson, played in a lot of good weather.

Speaker 47 I think when I was looking it up, there was a lot of quotes for when he...

Speaker 16 He's from Georgia.

Speaker 97 He's from Georgia.

Speaker 15 When he had to go play at BC

Speaker 38 and it was really cold, and there was a lot of, we're okay about the cold, where it's like, you're talking so much about the cold weather.

Speaker 118 I think you might be worried about the cold weather.

Speaker 32 We need to find out, actually, has Trevor Lawrence ever seen snow?

Speaker 55 Ever in his life.

Speaker 32 I love quarterbacks that like Blake Bortles, our good friend.

Speaker 32 When he was at UCF, he was like, no, I've never seen snow. Yeah, snow is wet.
And so snow is wet. He didn't realize that.
It's just water that happens to be frozen.

Speaker 32 I need to know if Trevor Lawrence has ever actually seen or played in snow.

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Speaker 116 Okay, Billy, Jet Steelers.

Speaker 138 It was the greatest outcome you could ask for.

Speaker 13 Okay, we're going to win.

Speaker 48 Let's hear from the Jets side.

Speaker 79 I just want to say, shout out our guy, Kenny.

Speaker 2 I feel bad for Mitch, but shout out our guy Kenny, who I think, as far as I could tell, broke a record today.

Speaker 20 He had 13 passes, and not one of them hit the ground.

Speaker 71 He was 10 for 13 with three interceptions.

Speaker 5 I looked it up, and I couldn't find anyone who's had at least 13 pass attempts and not have any of them hit the ground.

Speaker 32 Well, he also had two rushing touchdowns, which no rookie quarterback has ever done in their very first game. Yeah.

Speaker 32 So Daniel Jones did it a couple years ago, but that was the second game that he got into. He played a little bit, I think, against the Cowboys.

Speaker 32 So Kenny Pickett, I actually think that a rookie quarterback coming into a game at halftime, you always hear like, oh,

Speaker 32 we want to prepare our guy. So usually teams do it if they have like a bye week and they give them a lot of time to work.

Speaker 32 I actually think that sometimes it's better if you just put your rookie quarterback into the game. And then if the play goes to shit, if they get lost out there, see what they can do with it.

Speaker 32 And Kenny just scrambled for the end zone a couple times and got two scores out of it.

Speaker 85 Here's the thing with, with I feel bad for Mitch.

Speaker 73 It wasn't working.

Speaker 115 It felt like the Steelers needed a spark.

Speaker 128 And yes, Kenny threw three interceptions, but he provided a spark.

Speaker 21 Like he made,

Speaker 41 whether you want to say,

Speaker 133 you know, oh, he didn't have a great game because of those three interceptions, he at least was making things happen.

Speaker 20 A couple touchdown drives. I think one of them came off of a

Speaker 16 pick, so it wasn't really a long drive.

Speaker 13 It was like five yards.

Speaker 53 But like things were happening, good and bad, but at least things were were happening where i think some of the people who were upset about mitch was it felt like a lot of passes to the flats screens dump-offs punts and nothing was happening yeah he gets in there he tries to make a play at least right exactly sometimes

Speaker 32 sometimes mitch plays like too much inside the playbook right and so he one thing you can say about mitch is he handled the whole thing like a professional he's a great guy so like after the game was over he's like yeah obviously i would like to be playing but he's a constant

Speaker 85 yeah he's he's a great human being That's never been, that's why it's always kind of hurt that it hasn't worked out for Mitch because he is a very likable person and it just hasn't worked out.

Speaker 32 But Zach Wilson returns, Billy. So your boy, your prodigal son, he's back.

Speaker 32 He had a pretty bad interception.

Speaker 138 Well, that, if you look at it,

Speaker 138 it was a little bit of, they may have either ran the wrong play into the wrong zone.

Speaker 138 And basically I think Elijah Moore on the outside was supposed to clear out that safety by running a go route, but he stopped. I think there was a little bit of miscommunications.
It was a bad pick.

Speaker 138 That's on communication. But Elijah Moore and Zach Wilson had two amazing connections back-to-back.
You could see the offense getting into the swing of things.

Speaker 138 His second pick, you know, he was trying to make a play under pressure, pocket collapsing. It was tipped up and caught.
But the one stat I want us to focus on

Speaker 138 Zach Wilson return is in the final drive, the game-winning drive. He went five for five for 57 yards and put together a game-winning drive.

Speaker 13 That's crazy.

Speaker 138 That is all you can ask for.

Speaker 134 Down 10 in the fourth quarter.

Speaker 66 Two long drives to come back and win.

Speaker 50 That was awesome.

Speaker 138 I mean, the New York special got a steal from Phillips. I think we just did it better.

Speaker 123 First quarterback in Jets' history to catch a touchdown pass.

Speaker 138 Great stat. Did the gritty, got the team going.

Speaker 138 Look, the offense, I was always saying in the offseason, they're starting to look electric. That's an offense having fun.
That's how you win football games.

Speaker 138 Look at Kansas City right now. They're having fun out there.
They're celebrating. That's a fact.
You know,

Speaker 138 I'm ecstatic.

Speaker 85 Listen, if you're a Jets fan,

Speaker 47 that comeback win.

Speaker 136 And the Steelers are not good.

Speaker 66 They are not good, but it doesn't matter because if you have a young quarterback, those are the moments that you can look to and be like, yeah, that's our guy.

Speaker 67 Like, that could be a guy right there because of how he played in the fourth quarter.

Speaker 66 And our defense.

Speaker 105 Stellar. Defense looks good.

Speaker 42 Stellar. Yeah.

Speaker 113 I mean,

Speaker 156 I do think the Steelers, like, this is,

Speaker 48 it's weird how bad the Steelers are.

Speaker 32 The Steelers are going to have that effect on me, though, much like the Patriots.

Speaker 63 No, TJ Watt.

Speaker 32 Where, like, over the next two seasons, if they're average or below average, I'm just always going to think that they're good because they're the Steelers. They're always good.

Speaker 32 The Steelers are probably in danger of going below 500 for the first time

Speaker 32 since Mike Tomlin took over the team.

Speaker 16 Definitely going to be below 500. Their schedule, I think, is very difficult, too, coming up.

Speaker 32 Which it doesn't make sense in my mind that the Steelers could be one of the worst teams in the NFL.

Speaker 83 But how happy do you think Ben is?

Speaker 125 To see you guys needed me. Yeah.

Speaker 47 It's not Mike Tomlin, it's Big Ben.

Speaker 32 So, Big Ben definitely is sleeping tonight with his cell phone with the ringer on, just in case.

Speaker 99 Just in case Kenny needs some tips.

Speaker 32 He doesn't think that he's going to get a call, but just in case, he's going to leave it on. Just if the Steelers want to give him a call and see if he's able to stop by for practice as well.
Yeah.

Speaker 32 Just like kick the tires on Big Ben for a second.

Speaker 13 Yeah, this game was a must-win for the Steelers because their next four games are at Buffalo, against the Bucs at home, at Miami, at Eagles.

Speaker 11 That's tough.

Speaker 99 They probably won't win any of those games.

Speaker 20 Like, it's the NFL, so who the fuck knows?

Speaker 81 Maybe, yeah, okay, let's say they win one of those games, but I think that most Steelers fans would take one and three in those next four and be like, yeah, that was crazy.

Speaker 88 We won one of those games.

Speaker 56 Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 51 So they're bad.

Speaker 20 They're going to be bad, and they're not going to have a good season.

Speaker 66 But like the Jets and Zach Wilson, like

Speaker 156 the Steelers, if you're a Steelers fan, your priorities have just completely shifted of, let's just hope Kenny looks good.

Speaker 32 Let's hope he's the guy. And what happened with Zach Wilson today? Like, that was a guy drive in the fourth quarter.

Speaker 44 Big time.

Speaker 32 That was 100% like, okay, if he can do this, that gives me a glimpse of a guy.

Speaker 52 Yeah, I was happy for you, Billy.

Speaker 58 You were going crazy.

Speaker 52 You were yelling like it was the Super Bowl, but that's how you should act when your young quarterback does something like that.

Speaker 138 I mean, there were so many ways this game could have gone with him coming back. In the back of my head, I was like, well, you know, he could just be Mr.
INT again.

Speaker 57 And you know what?

Speaker 138 This was the greatest outcome.

Speaker 138 If you told me this in the beginning of the season, that he was going to get hurt, he was going to come back and he was going to play some type of way, this way would have made me more than happy.

Speaker 32 Yeah, I mean, the last two things that Zach Wilson has done, he banged his mom's friend, and then he led a fourth-quarter comeback against the Steelers.

Speaker 32 I'd say things are trending in the guy direction right now for Zach Wilson.

Speaker 13 Absolutely. Big-time guy watch.

Speaker 11 Dog.

Speaker 50 It was also just as an aside billionaire.

Speaker 100 Zach Wilson, him.

Speaker 23 It was very cute watching because we, when we're in the office,

Speaker 22 the gambling cave isn't like there's enough seats for, I don't don't know, 10 of us.

Speaker 23 So there's a bunch of guys who watch at the other bank of six TVs.

Speaker 48 So when you came in to watch the Jets game, you didn't know which TVs were faster than the others.

Speaker 20 So it was very cute watching the Jets win the game and then you celebrating like five seconds later.

Speaker 59 It was just, I don't know, I just enjoyed it.

Speaker 20 It was like getting to watch when someone does a Periscope and they're behind. So he's like, oh, a big play happened.

Speaker 120 I can hop on Periscope and watch the reaction.

Speaker 67 It was like the Jets won and then I could look at you going crazy and it was fun.

Speaker 88 So it was a fun moment. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 46 That's what football is all about.

Speaker 20 Those little moments when you think your guy might be a guy.

Speaker 59 Oh, Lenny scored.

Speaker 13 Thank you, Lenny. There we go.

Speaker 115 Promised it for the people.

Speaker 87 Got it.

Speaker 1 Touchdowns coming.

Speaker 47 Okay, next up.

Speaker 13 Falcons, 23.

Speaker 139 Browns, 20.

Speaker 99 Speaking of, I think maybe they probably do want Deshaun Watson to get back soon.

Speaker 32 Yeah, that'd be nice for them. I think the Falcons, though, the big story for me is the Falcons, the Falcons could very easily be 3-1, if not 4-0.

Speaker 51 The Falcons are kind of good.

Speaker 11 They're frisky.

Speaker 80 They're frisky. No, they're above.

Speaker 32 I think they're above frisky.

Speaker 32 I think the Falcons are exciting.

Speaker 87 Yeah.

Speaker 118 Yeah, no, I mean, they're fun to watch.

Speaker 129 Wait,

Speaker 50 what was their other loss?

Speaker 32 To the Rams.

Speaker 17 Yeah, that one was a loss.

Speaker 55 Yeah, probably a loss. They had an opportunity.

Speaker 155 They hung around.

Speaker 99 No, they came back.

Speaker 11 Yeah, they were.

Speaker 45 They came back, but

Speaker 32 they had a chance to win that game, though, is what I'm saying.

Speaker 32 Probably 3-1, though.

Speaker 32 They should have beaten the Saints when they played them week one. Then they Falcons the entire thing away.
But the Falcons are

Speaker 32 an exciting team.

Speaker 21 Also, Arthur Smith, I got my eye on you.

Speaker 109 I think I got a little crush on him.

Speaker 1 He did something this game.

Speaker 66 Now, this is crazy because when you play the Browns, you expect them to just run the ball down your throat, and there's nothing you can do about it.

Speaker 59 And the Browns, I don't know what Kevin Stefansky is doing. He had a couple times where he was in the red zone, and it was like, dude, just fucking run the ball.

Speaker 20 You have Nick Chubb. He's incredible.

Speaker 28 And they got cute and they came away.

Speaker 103 I think they had two red zone trips where they came away with three points.

Speaker 120 and that was kind of the difference.

Speaker 108 I want to read real quick:

Speaker 15 these are the plays called

Speaker 100 and the result in the third quarter and maybe going into the fourth quarter.

Speaker 98 This is from the Falcons.

Speaker 35 Ready for this?

Speaker 96 Run left end six yards.

Speaker 59 These are all in a row.

Speaker 96 Run left end six yards.

Speaker 85 Run left tackle five yards.

Speaker 20 Run right tackle 14 yards.

Speaker 52 Run right end nine yards.

Speaker 119 Run left tackle four yards.

Speaker 71 Run left tackle seven yards.

Speaker 20 Run right end 14 yards. run right tackle 10 yards, run right tackle five yards, run left tackle five yards touchdown.

Speaker 32 Yeah, the entire drive.

Speaker 87 10 plays in a row, all runs.

Speaker 20 Then they started the next drive with another four runs in a row.

Speaker 89 The only reason they didn't run the, they stopped running the ball was Marcus Mario to fumble the snap.

Speaker 2 Arthur Smith said, you guys can't stop us.

Speaker 6 We're going to run 14 times directly down your fucking throat.

Speaker 109 You don't have Miles Garrett or Jadavian Clowney, and there's nothing you can do about it.

Speaker 20 And god damn it, it, do I love a coach who does that?

Speaker 96 Because it's not, it's not sexy, it's not special.

Speaker 47 He's literally like, this is the one thing you guys can't stop right now, and we are not going to stop doing it until you figure out a way to stop it.

Speaker 32 And I also love how he's completely bucking our advice and being like, you know what?

Speaker 71 I'm not going to throw the ball to my receivers all the time.

Speaker 32 I'm not going to take the two biggest guys I have on the field and get them the ball. I'm actually going to just run it down their throat.
The entire drive,

Speaker 32 it was actually so fun to watch. And what did you say, 10 plays in a row?

Speaker 1 It was 10 plays in a row, then four.

Speaker 107 So it was 14 straight

Speaker 118 offensive plays with a run clone.

Speaker 32 But that one drive was just soul-sucking from the Browns. There was nothing they could do.
And yeah, obviously, like Miles Garrett not being in the game, that probably.

Speaker 32 That was the second worst drive of Miles Garrett's week.

Speaker 108 Yes, yes. But that's like, I don't know.

Speaker 103 There's a lot of coaches I don't think that would, they'd be like, oh, we got to mix in a pass because we don't, you know, one, if we lose this game, people are going to be like, why didn't you pass it more?

Speaker 123 And two, you got to just keep them off balance.

Speaker 88 No, no, no.

Speaker 5 It's the Green Bay power sweep.

Speaker 23 Like, they're not going to stop it, so we're going to keep running it.

Speaker 117 And then they score a touchdown.

Speaker 20 And yeah, the Falcons are fun to watch. And I, Arthur Smith, I got my eye on you, bro.
And I think our boy, the boy, is going in on Tuesday to try out.

Speaker 32 Yeah, I don't know what to do about this because they're 2-0 since offering Will Compton a workout, but not actually having him work out.

Speaker 64 So

Speaker 64 maybe you just push it off.

Speaker 11 You just punk him.

Speaker 32 Maybe you just punk him and you're like, hey, can we reschedule for the next week?

Speaker 18 You have him show up for the workout and then just a big bucket of water falls on his head when he walks in the door.

Speaker 32 I think maybe their defense, they've got a fire lid under them because it was like a sign of disrespect to the guys that they have in-house.

Speaker 32 It's like, you guys are so bad that we're actually going to call Will Compton to come in and work out and maybe take your job.

Speaker 80 The guy's fat.

Speaker 32 And then everyone's like, oh, fuck, we better really hit. We better run an extra couple miles, maybe cut out the donuts this week.

Speaker 24 Yeah, he just, like, Will Compton literally just did a case race on the yak and showed the world that he's got a tiny dick.

Speaker 20 Like, do you want him to come in?

Speaker 83 Wait, what?

Speaker 16 Well, I mean, it was, he was in his boxers, and it wasn't, he wasn't working with a lot at the time.

Speaker 11 Oh, well, yeah. All I know is that.

Speaker 29 I love the guy, but he didn't say it.

Speaker 32 All I know is that, like, the threat of having Will Compton come into the facility is probably worse than just having Will Compton in the facility.

Speaker 7 Yes.

Speaker 32 I think it's more motivational and better for your team.

Speaker 117 Although, he is an all-time vibes guy.

Speaker 20 So if he gets in, maybe they're just like, maybe they go from frisky team to like, hey, we could win it all.

Speaker 27 Because he is that type of guy who will get you believing you could win it all.

Speaker 2 He is that guy.

Speaker 100 Yeah.

Speaker 2 He is that guy. Yeah.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 99 Dude, he had everyone believing that Nebraska was going to be good this year.

Speaker 23 I literally watched so many videos where Will Compton was telling me that Scott Frost had it figured out.

Speaker 41 I bought in.

Speaker 20 I was like, Nebraska, Scott Frost, this is the year.

Speaker 13 Do you know how bad Nebraska's been?

Speaker 41 He's like a cult leader.

Speaker 92 He could sell anything.

Speaker 4 The guy is a salesman.

Speaker 129 He knows how to get the people going.

Speaker 32 I think maybe you bring Will Compton in just to cut him and then to have the rest of the team be like we're going to do this for will for will for will yeah we loved him yeah let him stick around for a couple weeks so he like he will become best friends with like half the locker yeah and then he'll he'll bring the vibes in without being on the team right tell him like park his little bus or whatever i think they do like a podcast out of a van which is kind of fucked up yeah just have them park their little van outside yeah and boom done

Speaker 6 falcons super bowl um i mean what the falcons are going to be tied tied for first place in the nfc South?

Speaker 63 Yeah, Falcons.

Speaker 17 No, they are, right?

Speaker 154 Yeah.

Speaker 13 Because the Bucs are going to lose this game.

Speaker 55 The Bucs are going to be 2-2.

Speaker 48 Falcons are 2-2.

Speaker 99 Saints are 1-3, and the Panthers are 1-3.

Speaker 71 They're tied for first in the NFC South with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

Speaker 28 That's crazy.

Speaker 32 But now things are going to get tougher for the Falcons. I think their schedule gets real bad.

Speaker 158 First place up for grabs next Sunday.

Speaker 122 Oh, they're playing the Bucs.

Speaker 11 Okay.

Speaker 13 Good luck, Arthur. Yeah.

Speaker 38 You might, yeah.

Speaker 32 You might not be able to run the ball 14 consecutive times against the boss.

Speaker 66 Yeah, okay. That one makes me nervous.

Speaker 73 But hey, who knows?

Speaker 133 Will will get him believing that they're going to win this game.

Speaker 24 He'd be like, Tom Brady, who?

Speaker 32 Will would be an outstanding cult leader.

Speaker 68 Yeah, no, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 62 Like, he, you know how hard it is to get people to believe that Scott Frost is a good coach?

Speaker 127 He did that to me.

Speaker 60 How crazy is that?

Speaker 32 That's insane. Just give the boy a workout.

Speaker 50 Yeah, give him a quick workout. Just get him in

Speaker 72 the round.

Speaker 100 Throw him a ball.

Speaker 51 Throw him a tennis ball.

Speaker 87 Let him grab it.

Speaker 88 I don't know. Just do some of those drills.

Speaker 24 Do the drill where

Speaker 66 you toss a tennis ball up in the air and they have to go around the cones and grab it.

Speaker 32 Are you talking about a dog thing and a dog punt? No, no.

Speaker 85 This is a football drill.

Speaker 72 This is a football drill.

Speaker 13 If I were them, I'd be.

Speaker 51 I think it's a punt block, special teams drill.

Speaker 32 All you got to do is you get one of those long, you know, those big sticks that have the curvature at the end so you can pick the ball up with those. Yeah.

Speaker 59 And then you just throw it.

Speaker 32 across like a pile of wood chips and then have him bring it back to you. Done.
He's really good at that. Done.

Speaker 90 Okay.

Speaker 59 Falcons, good win.

Speaker 47 Browns,

Speaker 97 it actually is nice.

Speaker 37 It restores order where it's like, I was starting to think that Jacoby Brissette might be a legit, like, hey, this guy could start all season and they could be really good.

Speaker 66 And then there's just moments you're like, nope, I don't think so.

Speaker 32 I think he is like a perfect backup, though.

Speaker 55 Perfect.

Speaker 32 I think if he started 10 games for you, he would probably win for them. Yes.
Which is, that's all you need. But you might start

Speaker 13 three and one.

Speaker 32 You might start three and one. Or you'll have one stretch where you might go.
Holy shit. Like, yeah, you might go 3-0 over the course of any given

Speaker 32 four-game or three-game stretch. But, yeah, Jacoby Brissette, there's probably a reason why he hasn't become a starter long term.

Speaker 72 Yes, yes.

Speaker 1 Okay, next up, Cowboys 25, Commanders, 10.

Speaker 161 The Cowboys are good.

Speaker 23 The Cowboys are good.

Speaker 13 Go ahead.

Speaker 32 The Cowboys are good. No, I want to say Mike McCarthy has done an incredible job this year of motivating the guys.
I read an article about Mike McCarthy's strategies.

Speaker 32 He's doing tattoo Thursdays with his boys where everybody, one person gets gets up and shows their tattoo, talks about the history behind it for the entire team. He also has them.

Speaker 73 Sounds like a cop move.

Speaker 32 Yeah, he has them studying.

Speaker 52 That's a big-time FBI move.

Speaker 162 What does that tattoo mean?

Speaker 13 Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 109 Any other markings that I can, you know, figure out who you are?

Speaker 32 Nate Newton's here, and he's going to explain to you what the teardrop means.

Speaker 13 Yeah, okay.

Speaker 48 So if I ever needed to find you, I'd know that you have a big tattoo here.

Speaker 54 Okay.

Speaker 72 Yeah, that is an all-time narc move by Mike McCarthy.

Speaker 32 He also has them studying studying this thing called Kinsugi every week. And Kinsugi is, I'm not making this up.

Speaker 32 It's a Japanese pottery art thing where you break something and then as you reheat it to bring it back together, it becomes something new and different and better.

Speaker 32 in terms of piece of art than it was before.

Speaker 105 It's pretty cool.

Speaker 32 And so he's saying that that's our motto this year is resilience. And after he started talking about resilience being their motto, that's when they had all the injuries.
They lost their tackle.

Speaker 32 They lost their quarterback. And now the team is being rebuilt in the Japanese pottery that is Cooper Rush in his image.
So Cooper Rush, not bad. Their defense, really, really good.

Speaker 13 Really good.

Speaker 99 Michael Gaup being back was nice to see.

Speaker 20 The last time we saw him, it was right before I had put a big bet on the Cowboys to win the Super Bowl.

Speaker 59 He tore his ACL like four minutes later.

Speaker 97 So it was good to see him back.

Speaker 85 He is definitely

Speaker 59 adds an element to their team that they were missing.

Speaker 123 Yeah, I think the Cowboys are good.

Speaker 32 The tie-dye hat looked very funny on Mike McCarthy today, though. It looked like he had just spilled a bunch of slurpees on it.

Speaker 32 But as far as the commanders go, they stink. Nothing new.
Really, nothing new to report out of Washington. Defense not as bad as it was last week against the Eagles.
But they've gone to being like,

Speaker 32 I've almost reached the point where I don't feel anything. It's just numbness.

Speaker 130 Just a good point to be.

Speaker 65 Just, yeah, it's okay.

Speaker 32 I'd rather be at the numb point than I would at the disappointing everything hurts point.

Speaker 32 Carson Wentz taking sacks left and right, offensive line, very, very bad. Defense, again, not as bad.

Speaker 79 He actually didn't, I think he got sacked like two times today, but it was like a million mental sacks.

Speaker 21 So

Speaker 32 he had two sacks, but he also had two intentional groundings.

Speaker 87 Right, he had the mental health.

Speaker 44 That he didn't need to take.

Speaker 32 He was, again, getting anxiety during plays and just freaking out.

Speaker 32 I think Carson kind of wants to be put out of his misery. I think if you gave him, like, if you injected Carson Wentz with truth serum and you said,

Speaker 32 would you rather just get benched and sit for the rest of the year on the sidelines, he'd probably say, yeah, I don't think he likes playing football. No.

Speaker 32 I think he's afraid every time he gets on the football field that he's going to do something embarrassing, which means that if you have that mentality, you will do something very embarrassing.

Speaker 161 He should have just

Speaker 32 not target Terry McLaurin for the entire game.

Speaker 59 He should have just, the minute he did the wink week one, just been like, all right, that's it for me this year. That was it.

Speaker 32 That's as good as it could be.

Speaker 48 That was as high as he was going to get.

Speaker 32 If it it were me personally, I would try to throw the ball to Terry, though. Yeah.

Speaker 54 Occasionally.

Speaker 20 Yeah. I mean, he has no time, but yes, I would agree.

Speaker 125 Yeah.

Speaker 32 And that's all I have to say about the Washington Commanders. Okay.

Speaker 22 Yeah, and I think the Cowboys are legitimately a good team.

Speaker 87 Like, I don't know if great, but their defense is very good.

Speaker 66 And Cooper Rush is now 4-0 as his

Speaker 123 Cowboys starter.

Speaker 20 First time ever in Cowboys history, the guy has started 4-0

Speaker 22 to start their career for the Cowboys.

Speaker 109 I don't really know what else to say besides

Speaker 47 I would definitely put the Cowboys in the tier of like if they can kind of figure it all out, if Dak comes back and looks okay,

Speaker 128 they're in it.

Speaker 41 They're in it. Their defense is good.

Speaker 32 So if Dak comes back and has even a small amount of weakness in a game, people will be asking for Cooper Rush.

Speaker 32 Like already, the Skip Baylesses of the world are saying that Cooper Rush should be the starter.

Speaker 145 Yes.

Speaker 32 That's like, that's dumb. It's like Cooper Rush has played very, very well.
But when Dak comes back, you know that Jerry's like, I'm paying this guy all this money. Yeah.
He's going to start for me.

Speaker 32 But also, Jerry is like, he does love people talking about whether or not Cooper Rush is a better quarterback than Dak Prescott is.

Speaker 32 So he'll continue to make little, like through the media, he'll make little like winks and nods towards Cooper Rush, being like, you know, we got two good quarterbacks on this roster for right now.

Speaker 3 And I really do hope Cooper Rush

Speaker 94 doesn't.

Speaker 20 He's going to take the big money from someone and someone's going to convince themselves that he's going to be the guy and it's going to go spectacularly wrong um just try to figure out a way to maximize being a backup because you've you've bought yourself a chase daniel like career yeah it's you're you've been that good but you know like he will some

Speaker 88 texans or

Speaker 133 some team maybe the bears will be like hey let's get cooper rush let's give him like let's give him like 50 million dollars maybe we'll only guarantee 30 and see if he can do it and he won't be able to do it because he won't have the same you know skill players and he is Cooper Rush, and it will suck for him.

Speaker 69 Maybe the Seahawks.

Speaker 82 Maybe the Seahawks.

Speaker 33 Seahawks.

Speaker 95 You know what team will do it.

Speaker 32 The 49ers, they're going to be in a weird place with their quarterbacks this offseason. So one more thing with the commanders.

Speaker 32 I think I've reached the point where I'm officially prepared now for a coaching search this offseason.

Speaker 32 I don't think that they're going to bring Rivera back.

Speaker 32 I don't know if they'll fire him in the middle of the season or not, but I don't think that he's done anything to warrant having a future as the Washington

Speaker 32 Commander's head coach.

Speaker 103 Yeah, it feels like you guys had momentum a couple years ago, and it's gone completely backwards ever since.

Speaker 32 Yeah, that's kind of how things go.

Speaker 17 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 116 Okay, next up, Titans, Colts.

Speaker 71 Titans 24, Colts, 17.

Speaker 71 We said this last Sunday, and I looked it up again.

Speaker 20 The odds right now, they're not even the odds on favorite to win the AFC South.

Speaker 104 Titans are plus 170 to win the AFC South.

Speaker 71 This is like the Titans winning this game and having everyone be like, oh, the Colts, you know, before the season, they were the team.

Speaker 5 The Jaguars look good.

Speaker 98 I think the Tigers are going to find a way to win this division because that's just what they always do.

Speaker 145 So

Speaker 32 as far as the Colts go,

Speaker 32 they continue one of the weirdest stats in football where it's very easy to figure out if the Colts are going to win the game or not. And that is if Taylor has 100 yards.

Speaker 11 Yeah.

Speaker 17 Yeah, he got bottled up big time.

Speaker 32 If he has 100 yards, they never lose.

Speaker 123 Did he have them last week against the Chiefs?

Speaker 32 I'm saying they never lose when he has 100 yards.

Speaker 32 Last week, I think, was the first time that they've ever won when he doesn't get 100 yards. I think he had like 60 or 70 last week, but in the last like 71.
71, yeah.

Speaker 32 In the last like year and a half, I think he's, it's just magic for them. Like, you get him 100 yards, boom, you're going to win.

Speaker 32 The Titans, I think, are going, yeah, they're probably going to win that division.

Speaker 41 Like, it's just crazy.

Speaker 32 There's nobody else. Like, the Jaguars, maybe.

Speaker 92 Yeah, maybe, but it's the Titans.

Speaker 96 Mike Rabel always has the team.

Speaker 6 Like, whenever you just, it's just basically been the same thing for whatever it is, four or five years now.

Speaker 118 You doubt the Titans, and then they win.

Speaker 47 That's just how it goes.

Speaker 41 I said on Friday that Derrick Henry, I forgot Derrick Henry in the 2,000-yard rush.

Speaker 99 I had people up my ass all day.

Speaker 87 Yeah.

Speaker 74 And they probably used that to win.

Speaker 86 Like, it's just any type of Titans fans hear any type of little bit of a slight, not just the fact that I'm an idiot and have shit for brains.

Speaker 108 And they're like, they forgot about the Titans.

Speaker 20 They probably sent it to Mike Vrabel.

Speaker 69 He's like, they forgot about us.

Speaker 113 We're going to go win.

Speaker 50 Yeah, well, that's just how easy it is.

Speaker 32 The Titans also, they make it very easy. They give us the ammo sometimes.
They have shitty losses. Yes.
In games that they should by no means lose. And then we obviously have to doubt them.

Speaker 32 So it's like a vicious cycle that in the end it works out to benefit them because they do feed off us and then they end up proving us wrong eventually.

Speaker 32 But they give us plenty of ammunition to work with.

Speaker 141 Yeah, I'm saying.

Speaker 59 So their next games, they're playing the Commanders, then they have a buy, then they're playing the Colts.

Speaker 20 So that's weird. You know, they play the Colts twice in three games, and then they play at the Texans.

Speaker 120 They could easily be five and two going into a tough stretch.

Speaker 97 I'm just saying, if you want it, plus 170 is it's now because it might not be there if they do roll off a few wins here.

Speaker 32 So let's talk about the Colts real quick. Frank Reich, he was brought in to be the quarterback guru, right? That's what he's known as, the quarterback whisperer.

Speaker 144 Is he a whisperer or a guru?

Speaker 32 I don't know what you can call him, but that's what he was labeled as when you brought him in. Like, fix what's going on at a quarterback position.

Speaker 32 Um, he's only had an offense that's finished top 10 in passing one time. Yep, just one time.
That was 2018. Yep, that was his very first year.

Speaker 88 You know, the quarterback was that?

Speaker 42 Yeah, Andrew Luck. Andrew Luck was a quarterback there.

Speaker 11 Overrated?

Speaker 108 He made Frank Wright good.

Speaker 20 Frank Reich's a bad coach. Yeah.

Speaker 32 He was fine.

Speaker 59 I think they've been in like the 20s in their passing offense.

Speaker 82 Well, he was rated as the best quarterback of all time, but he wasn't.

Speaker 5 Frank Wright, too,

Speaker 21 is a good sense whenever we talk about a team team and, like, hey, why aren't people saying, like, Frank Reich might not be a great coach?

Speaker 95 He should get fired.

Speaker 47 And then I had a lot of Colts fans being like, dude, we've been saying this for a very long time.

Speaker 3 So I think they're pretty fed up with him.

Speaker 21 Yeah.

Speaker 15 And it feels like maybe even Ballard, too, because Ballard, Ballard has, Ballard, Ballard has gotten a lot of good publicity because he drafted well at these like, you know, offensive line with Quentin Nelson, Darius Leonard, who's Shaq Leonard now.

Speaker 72 He's hit some home runs, right?

Speaker 151 But then you're like, wait, he never figured out the quarterback position.

Speaker 87 It's a pretty big problem.

Speaker 152 Kind of important.

Speaker 50 Jonathan Taylor, great pick.

Speaker 129 Like, he never figured out the quarterback position.

Speaker 133 So he almost bought all this time because he got everything else kind of set.

Speaker 123 So everyone's like, every time you talk about the coach, like, their roster's good.

Speaker 13 Their quarterback away.

Speaker 5 Yeah, their roster's good.

Speaker 124 Well, the quarterback kind of is, it's the most important position in all of sports.

Speaker 50 Yeah. Probably should figure that one out.

Speaker 32 I think that Frank Reich is an example of height privilege in this country. I think if he was short, if he looked like Matt Ruhl, I think he would have already been fired.

Speaker 79 Also, the gray hair just gives him a gravitas.

Speaker 32 He looks studious.

Speaker 143 Yeah, you always see a guy like that, and you're like, he probably knows more than everyone else.

Speaker 32 He's got the like professor vibe going on in his classes.

Speaker 13 Yeah.

Speaker 6 I take financial advice from Frank Reich.

Speaker 32 If Frank Reich had like a pencil thing goatee and wore a smock and was 5'7 ⁇ , like Matt Ruhl and spat on himself,

Speaker 32 he'd be fired. Gone.
But instead, he's a big dude who looks smart, so they're like, he'll figure it out. I trust him.

Speaker 142 Yeah, no, he is the type of guy where it's like, you, you, you want to just like go up and shake Frank Reich's hand, slap him on the back, and be like,

Speaker 47 I'll have your daughter home by 10:30, sir.

Speaker 87 Yeah, like, that's him.

Speaker 82 So, yeah, you're right. You don't fire that guy.

Speaker 65 No, you don't fire that guy.

Speaker 82 Yeah, you don't say, sir, and thank you.

Speaker 81 Because you probably trust him.

Speaker 32 He's probably like, he probably leaves his office nice and clean.

Speaker 11 Yeah.

Speaker 32 Pleasant smell around the facility.

Speaker 92 Says hello to everyone.

Speaker 17 Probably brings flowers for people on Fridays.

Speaker 32 It was everyone's name. Yeah.

Speaker 13 Nice guy.

Speaker 88 Really nice guy.

Speaker 32 He brings cake for the janitor on his birthday. No one knew that it was his birthday, but Frank did.

Speaker 48 Yep. Yep.

Speaker 2 He's a good, solid guy, but a bad coach.

Speaker 135 Yep.

Speaker 32 Also, Matt Ryan has 10 fumbles on the year, which seems like a lot.

Speaker 96 It is a lot because he's been averaging.

Speaker 1 So he has, I think it's nine fumbles, three lost, and his career average is six fumbles, three lost for a season.

Speaker 90 That's a lot.

Speaker 149 That's a lot.

Speaker 93 He also, Matt Ryan is getting to the point where when they show him on red Zone getting sacked, it's like they should put up like the do not like graphic.

Speaker 93 They should be the sensor that you see on tweets and Instagrams when you're about to watch someone die.

Speaker 5 Like, do you want to, do you opt in for this violent experience you're about to witness?

Speaker 118 Because every time he gets sacked, the ball goes flying, his limbs go flying, like it's a car.

Speaker 47 He's a crash test dummy behind center getting sacked and his limbs are being ripped off.

Speaker 59 So I don't know if Red Zone could could do that, but I would like the opt-in so that I don't have to watch Matt Ryan get dismembered every time he plays football.

Speaker 32 You know, it's bad when the Washington Post, a newspaper based out of Washington, D.C., has an article that just says Colts Matt Ryan on pace to shatter season fumble records. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 13 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 32 He's going to shatter. That's not good.
He's going to get shattered. It puts him on pace for 38 fumbles.
He's probably not going to have 38 fumbles. But the NFL record is

Speaker 32 20.

Speaker 81 The NFL record is 23. He might be

Speaker 32 I think he's going to shatter the record. I don't know if he's going to get 38 fumbles.

Speaker 53 Every game, you'd have to think that they're stressing, like, hey, hold on to the football.

Speaker 84 He's like, I wish I could, but when I get hit by these guys now, it's either hold on to the football or like, I'm going to shit myself and have a heart attack.

Speaker 49 Like, he's got to let something go.

Speaker 13 So it's the football.

Speaker 95 In the NFL, you get old pretty quickly,

Speaker 32 but getting old is just realizing how dangerous it is to be playing quarterback in the NFL.

Speaker 32 So like up till this point, Matt Ryan was pretty good at maintaining confidence, moving around the pocket, avoiding hits occasionally.

Speaker 32 Now, for whatever reason, it hit him this season all at once where he's like, oh my God, there's 300-pound guys that run 4940s that are coming to take me out. And he just panics when he's back there.

Speaker 81 Yeah, no, it's tough to watch.

Speaker 32 It's bad to watch. I do like the idea, as much as we've jumped down Frank Reich's throat about what he's done at the quarterback position.

Speaker 32 I like the idea of Indianapolis just being the place where old quarterbacks go to die. It's like their last time.
It's purgatory before they retire.

Speaker 48 They get to get, and it's really nice too, the way they do it because they get all this preseason and offseason like pump.

Speaker 118 You know, that everyone hypes them up like, oh, they're quarterback away.

Speaker 122 Here comes Phillip Rivers.

Speaker 151 Here comes Matt Ryan.

Speaker 79 So they get that moment like Carson Wentz, he's the solution.

Speaker 84 So they get that moment where everyone's really excited for them.

Speaker 4 And then it obviously goes tragically.

Speaker 88 like horribly terribly bad except phil rivers did remember he almost beat the bills in that playoff game like he would He would be the success story, and it wasn't that successful.

Speaker 20 But they get that moment where everyone feels good about him.

Speaker 49 They get their press conference.

Speaker 54 Everyone's like, yeah, this is great.

Speaker 20 We got our guy.

Speaker 143 And then just they get demolished.

Speaker 32 Yeah, just, I like the idea of it being NFL hospice for

Speaker 32 good, above-average old quarterbacks.

Speaker 11 Yeah, put them out to pass.

Speaker 32 I'm just glad that the Rams got to Matt Stafford before the Colts had a chance to. Because it would have been sad if Matt Stafford had joined the Colts.
It would not have gone as well.

Speaker 76 It would be very funny if the Colts just leaned into all this and were like, Flacco, you're up next.

Speaker 32 I was going to say, Flacco is probably the next one.

Speaker 32 If we're looking forward and figuring out, okay, who's the most Colts-like quarterback for them to pick up this offense? It's Joe Flacco. It has to be Joe Flacco.
Joe Flacco. I don't know.

Speaker 32 I don't know who else it could be. I'm going through the list right now in my head.

Speaker 13 No, it's Joe Flacco.

Speaker 32 Joe Flacco, yeah. It's Joe Flacco.
Maybe Tannehill.

Speaker 164 I don't know. Maybe he's old enough.

Speaker 20 Maybe, I mean, Derek Carr would be perfect in like three years.

Speaker 87 Yeah.

Speaker 17 He'll be perfect in three years because you know that he'll get he'll get sacked violently yeah when he gets to update he's gonna get oh i mean yeah if you give him like until this contract is done kirk cousins yeah would be a perfect

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Speaker 21 Okay, back to games.

Speaker 139 Giants 20, bears 12.

Speaker 6 I've been calling for the triple option.

Speaker 161 I was unfortunately it had happened to the bears.

Speaker 103 The giants rushed for 262 yards, and they threw for 71.

Speaker 52 They just rammed it down the Bears' throats.

Speaker 6 But the good news is, Justin Fields had 11 completions, which is almost half as many as he had total going into this game.

Speaker 20 And the last play was objectively hilarious, and I counted two absolute dimes that he threw backwards.

Speaker 41 Other than that, the Bears stink.

Speaker 32 I think Justin Fields is actually better at throwing the ball backwards than he is forwards. Without a doubt, because he threw that across, it probably went like 40 yards in the air.
Yeah.

Speaker 32 And went like 15 yards back, but that was pretty sick. Yeah.

Speaker 47 And the Giants deserve a ton of credit.

Speaker 6 They won this game running Wildcat out of necessity in the fourth quarter because Daniel Jones got hurt and Tyrod Taylor got hurt.

Speaker 59 And they just were like, all right, they did a couple series where Daniel Jones was like a decoy.

Speaker 54 And they're like, fuck it.

Speaker 1 The Bears can't stop us.

Speaker 118 We'll just run it down your throat with Saquon being quarterback and then we'll kick a field goal.

Speaker 20 And in a very Bears fashion, this is like most people don't even know who this is, but Vilas Jones, the Tennessee wide receiver, who everyone was like, oh my God, great pick.

Speaker 81 He's so fast.

Speaker 123 This is going to be great.

Speaker 66 He hurt himself in

Speaker 125 camp, and then he finally made his debut today.

Speaker 103 He was the guy who muffed the punt before Justin Fields had a chance to

Speaker 132 possibly

Speaker 33 he wasn't going to bring him back, but maybe

Speaker 118 that was like, hey, we could have this moment, a Zach Wilson moment, where maybe he'll bring him back. Nope.

Speaker 27 The guy that we've all been waiting to come back, you know, and has this crazy speed.

Speaker 66 He muffed the punt.

Speaker 84 Game over.

Speaker 48 The Bears suck.

Speaker 32 I really didn't understand what the Giants were doing when they were bringing Daniel Jones in and putting him at wide receiver. Decoy.

Speaker 32 Like, why do you even have Daniel Jones in the game? Because that is, I guess it's probably because

Speaker 32 when they practice their Wildcat package, they probably have Daniel. They move him out there and they run the play from that position.

Speaker 32 They fake a pass, something weird like that.

Speaker 32 But I don't think that they have a package ready to go that's just like no Daniel Jones or no no quarterback on the field at any given time. And even when Daniel Jones was in the game,

Speaker 32 he's definitely like a one read. And if he doesn't see it, he just runs.

Speaker 32 He ran all over the Bears, and he's so funny to watch him run because he's actually pretty quick.

Speaker 32 Daniel Jones, for his size, especially, remember like when he had that run a couple years ago and he tripped on like the 18-yard line?

Speaker 32 When he was on that run, he reached like the fastest speed of any position player that they tracked in the NFL that year before he tripped over. So he's pretty quick.

Speaker 32 But when you ask him to do anything like turn, he becomes the most uncoordinated person in the world.

Speaker 105 Yes.

Speaker 32 So he's awesome when he's in a straight line, much like DK.

Speaker 32 And then when you ask him to do anything, he's like a dog that's running across a hardwood floor that then hears the can opener go off in the kitchen. Yeah.

Speaker 32 And he does like three steps in place when he's trying to gain his footing and he just falls down.

Speaker 15 He's, yeah, he's he's a deer that sees the lights.

Speaker 32 in the like late at night and just freezes and then just sprints yeah deer on like a frozen over lake yeah and then you see one guy go out in the lake

Speaker 113 Yeah.

Speaker 57 R.I.P.

Speaker 11 But yeah, he is. You're right.

Speaker 108 It's exactly what he looks like. It's exactly what he looks like.
And

Speaker 114 the Bears actually did something that is crazy that I agree with this, but they punted the ball on fourth and two midfield with three minutes left because they're like, the Giants don't have a quarterback.

Speaker 66 And then that muff punt happened.

Speaker 2 So, yeah, they suck.

Speaker 74 And Justin Fields, guy meter, I'm at like a one and a half out of 10.

Speaker 118 He had a couple nice passes to that, though.

Speaker 99 A couple nice.

Speaker 20 Also, I don't think you could, the defense could literally hold up a card saying we're about to blitz, and I don't think he would know.

Speaker 27 He wouldn't get like they blitz when you blitz up the middle on Justin Fields, he's like, whoa, what is this?

Speaker 88 Yeah, you guys didn't tell me this is unfair.

Speaker 20 Like, I think Justin Fields is playing backyard football where it's like, you only get one blitz every four downs.

Speaker 88 Yeah.

Speaker 16 But he, and so when you do the second one, he's like, this wasn't part of the plan.

Speaker 41 But yeah, it's a guy meter, very low.

Speaker 108 He also,

Speaker 59 because I already know the Bears suck. I knew they sucked, even though they were two and one.

Speaker 66 We do have a fun stat that we can track all year that, Jake, I'd like you to get in.

Speaker 97 It's the race for 166.

Speaker 96 And you might be saying, what's 166?

Speaker 59 Well, 166 is the lowest amount of completions that I could find of a starter in 16 games.

Speaker 143 Doug Williams did it in 1979 with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, who went on to win a Super Bowl.

Speaker 148 So maybe that's Justin Fields' destiny.

Speaker 66 But right now, Justin Fields is on pace for 145 completions this year.

Speaker 13 So he's far off.

Speaker 32 He needs some more. Wait, when did the Tampa Bay Buccaneers win a Super Bowl?

Speaker 57 No, no, no.

Speaker 87 Doug Williams. Doug Williams.

Speaker 118 No, I'm saying Doug Williams went on to win a Super Bowl.

Speaker 11 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 28 So maybe that's Justin Fields' destiny, which wouldn't surprise me if he went somewhere else and then won a Super Bowl.

Speaker 96 But that is, hey,

Speaker 116 if your team's going to suck, you might as well break a record.

Speaker 5 I don't know which one side I'm rooting for, actually.

Speaker 44 Yeah,

Speaker 100 I think maybe for him to break the record.

Speaker 32 I saw enough glimpses today where I feel like they should have him pass the ball more.

Speaker 11 Yeah, he made a couple nice steps.

Speaker 32 He can get the ball downfield, which is like he can do it.

Speaker 32 It's a problem right now of asking him to do it.

Speaker 54 Yeah, right.

Speaker 32 Why are they afraid to ask him to do it?

Speaker 89 Well, all right.

Speaker 79 So the problem is he

Speaker 119 really, like, it feels like it's first read or bust.

Speaker 134 And then,

Speaker 114 you know, he had, there's two in my mind.

Speaker 20 One that was like a dart right over the middle, and then a deep ball, I think, to Mooney that was like, okay, this is, this is, he's showing flashes of the guy. And then everything else.

Speaker 32 And the offensive line sucks.

Speaker 47 I know that.

Speaker 76 He doesn't have weapons. I get it all.

Speaker 20 I'm just, the guy meter is as low as it's been, and I will hopefully go back up.

Speaker 28 But now, hopefully, he's chasing, you know, just beat Doug Williams, 166.

Speaker 51 That's the number we're going for.

Speaker 99 We got it. I do think that

Speaker 32 as far as like first-year coaches go, Daybull is the best.

Speaker 65 Oh, yeah, he's better.

Speaker 32 I actually really like him. So the weird stuff where he runs out of the wildcat for the rest of the game after he's missing his first two quarterbacks, neither one can really play the position.

Speaker 32 Like, that's something that most first-year head coaches would just shit themselves if they were put in that position. They would screw up the details, ruin everything.
Dabo was prepared for it.

Speaker 32 Also, he's a bald guy that was not wearing a hat in the rain, which he's a fucking psycho. Yeah, I love that about it.
It's a very intimidating look on his part.

Speaker 16 Like a wet rat.

Speaker 32 Like, dude, he just, yeah, you look at him, and that's it. That's a man that will headbutt you.
Yes, yes.

Speaker 32 So he's doing like all these weird small things correctly that he has no business nailing as a first-year head coach.

Speaker 32 Like, there has has not been any learning curve on the small tactical parts of the game, whether it's like clock management, substitution stuff, challenge stuff.

Speaker 32 He's doing every single small thing perfectly.

Speaker 13 And so not only that, but the, you know, the Giants are better than the Bears, the Bears think.

Speaker 161 But

Speaker 97 like similar to Arthur Smith, He was like, hey, you know what the Bears can't do is they can't tackle and stop the run.

Speaker 66 So we're going to game plan to just run the ball down their throats.

Speaker 52 Like Daniel Jones, here's something nice to to say about Justin Fields.

Speaker 53 He actually, the opposing quarterback, he had over 100 yards more than the opposing quarterback.

Speaker 13 That's pretty cool. That is cool.

Speaker 157 Because Daniel Jones was 8 for 13 for 71 yards.

Speaker 97 He got injured, obviously, but they're also,

Speaker 96 and this is going to sound bad, but this is the NFL.

Speaker 51 So it's like, you know what?

Speaker 68 It's a man's league.

Speaker 85 I know the Tua thing, and we'll get to the JJ Watt.

Speaker 79 It's very clear the Giants are like, Daniel Jones isn't our guy, so let's just make him run a bunch.

Speaker 41 Because we don't, like, if he gets hurt, what does it matter?

Speaker 118 He's not our, like, we're going to be finding a quarterback regardless.

Speaker 71 Let's try to win some games using his best asset, which is his feet.

Speaker 32 Yeah, and when Tyrod came into the game, they kind of did the exact same thing. So that's how you can tell.

Speaker 32 It's like the game plan for your backup was the exact same as the game plan for your starter, and they were both game plans that should be for a backup.

Speaker 49 Right, because it's not, he's not coming in being like, I'm going to fix Daniel Jones.

Speaker 40 I'm going to make Daniel Jones great. No, no, no, Daniel Jones is what he is.

Speaker 2 So let's just do the things that he does well, which is run the football.

Speaker 13 And if he gets hurt, well, we're going to draft a quarterback anyway.

Speaker 52 It sucks to say for Daniel Jones' sake, but it's pretty clear that they're like, we don't really care about, like, we're not thinking Daniel Jones for the next 10 years.

Speaker 93 We're thinking, let's try to win some games, change the culture, then we'll get a quarterback.

Speaker 32 Also, Daniel Jones could be a perfect backup, too.

Speaker 54 Yeah. He does.

Speaker 32 He's got all the qualities of a perfect backup quarterback.

Speaker 2 Yeah. So I give credit to the Giants.

Speaker 71 They're 3-1, which is crazy to say.

Speaker 63 Has there ever been a quarterback that's been drafted in the first round by a team?

Speaker 32 And they've both, like the team and the quarterback, have kind of mutually reached the agreement and the understanding that, yeah, you're not going to be the starter.

Speaker 32 And then that guy sticks around as the backup on that team. Yeah.
Like if a quarterback is willing to cuck himself.

Speaker 71 That was kind of Mitch's last year with the Bears.

Speaker 80 Yeah. I mean, that would be...

Speaker 32 It would be a perfect scenario for Daniel Jones to stick around in New York, but some stupid team will probably jump in and pay him a ton of money.

Speaker 20 And Daniel Jones, nice guy, but it goes back to the theory, like you can look it it up.

Speaker 27 I mean,

Speaker 70 quarterbacks that are just average in college football don't go on to be superstars.

Speaker 110 Yeah, you don't really like figure that out all of a sudden.

Speaker 122 Yeah, right.

Speaker 88 It's not like, oh, shit, now I'm the man.

Speaker 72 Yeah.

Speaker 137 Okay.

Speaker 20 Let's go to a really fun game.

Speaker 150 Seahawks Lions.

Speaker 125 Big 12 shootout.

Speaker 32 Yeah, I actually think that. I think the Lions are the most exciting team in football.
And I'm not just saying that.

Speaker 32 I'm not just saying that because of hard knocks and that we got to know some of the guys on the team. We love Dan Campbell.

Speaker 42 All of those are true.

Speaker 32 I think that the Lions are just straight-up exciting football because

Speaker 32 I think they lead the league in points per game. Yep.
And I think they lead the league in points given up per game.

Speaker 136 They are like

Speaker 66 the worst version of Oklahoma, which is actually this year.

Speaker 73 But

Speaker 85 they are so much fun.

Speaker 161 And we should have said, sorry, score a gami.

Speaker 82 Yeah, congratulations.

Speaker 158 She's a shirt available on the Barcelona store. It's being pictured right behind us.

Speaker 46 Let's go, Jake.

Speaker 109 Score a gami.

Speaker 11 That was such an exciting moment.

Speaker 158 Yeah, it was crazy. And the more points, the more flexibility because the score changed a few times in the last few minutes, but we were still in the green zone.

Speaker 41 So I got a question for you, Jake.

Speaker 42 The green zone. I like that.

Speaker 83 And this was pointed out to me.

Speaker 122 I got to figure out who tweeted this at me because I want to give them credit because they had a

Speaker 136 very good point.

Speaker 15 It was, listener, BTC one.

Speaker 18 Every score of Gami.

Speaker 158 Yeah, it gets closer to not having any more.

Speaker 23 Does that make you a little sad?

Speaker 15 Like,

Speaker 20 it is kind of, it's a fun moment.

Speaker 75 Doesn't join the race.

Speaker 84 But it means that you're one way away. You're one away from never having a score of gamma again.

Speaker 32 Yeah, Billy's very confused by this. Billy, so there's a five-way live life,

Speaker 44 Billy, right?

Speaker 55 It's like if you trade away five first-round picks for

Speaker 5 the present.

Speaker 118 Is there a small party that walks away being like, well, there's one more, you know, leaf that died?

Speaker 122 It's a winner. No.
Okay.

Speaker 10 Which makes it that much harder to earn.

Speaker 11 Yeah, okay. All right.
Good.

Speaker 32 Billy, I'm going to explain this to you really easily, okay?

Speaker 138 The numbers are infinite.

Speaker 8 so Billy

Speaker 138 That's true So if one day we make touchdowns worth like 30 points each then yeah, we'll have score games at the house offensive game if you if you watch the Chiefs Bills playoff game You'd understand there are an infinite amount of score games in the future Yeah, I did I missed that one.

Speaker 73 There's not I was busy.

Speaker 138 I was watching my dragon show one day Everything is gonna get more intense faster stronger and more points.

Speaker 158 Okay.

Speaker 158 I think I said this last year. I think rule changes with scoring are going to come at some point in the next 30 years.

Speaker 32 Like, make touchdowns worth different points.

Speaker 158 Maybe that, or I've always said, kick off through the uprights equals one point for the kicking team.

Speaker 32 Okay, so I've heard that one for a while, too.

Speaker 87 Like, why not?

Speaker 32 I don't think that they're going to do that one. What I think they should do is safeties should be worth four or five points.

Speaker 11 It's so hard to get a safety.

Speaker 10 It's so rare, so it wouldn't take a lot of time.

Speaker 42 Listen, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 32 Like, it's so hard to get a safety. I feel like the juice isn't worth the squeeze almost.
Like, two points, that's nothing. It's it's fucking impossible, especially because refs hate calling safeties.

Speaker 32 They make you get like the entire ball

Speaker 32 has to be out of the line. Like, it's it's very, very tough for them to call that.
So, that's that's one that I could see change.

Speaker 129 Scores could keep going up. Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 120 Um, there, how many, how many games, Billy, do you think off the top of your head, because this is to my next point, uh, in the NFL have had over 100 points scored?

Speaker 138 I'm looking at the most scored ever.

Speaker 138 Actually, I think it's like six.

Speaker 73 There's four.

Speaker 66 Four games over 100, which is kind of crazy.

Speaker 15 Oh, yeah, six.

Speaker 48 Sorry, there's a tie for four.

Speaker 85 So, yes, there's five, five games ever that have gone over 100, which is crazy.

Speaker 138 The highest scoring game was Washington 72, Giants 41, with 113 points.

Speaker 83 1966, yeah.

Speaker 138 If you don't think we're going to get back to those levels, we will.

Speaker 10 What was that Monday night football game?

Speaker 99 That was

Speaker 2 Chiefs.

Speaker 48 Are you talking Chiefs Rams?

Speaker 13 Yeah, that was third all-time.

Speaker 122 105 points.

Speaker 158 54-51.

Speaker 17 54-51.

Speaker 20 So this brings me to my next point.

Speaker 23 Eventually, Jared Goff will retire, and it will be our job as friends of Jared Goff to try to get him into the Hall of Fame.

Speaker 68 And I found a stat that we should be standing on our soapbox for.

Speaker 59 Jared Goff has now been part of

Speaker 59 three of the top 20 highest scoring games in NFL history.

Speaker 89 Incredible. That's pretty cool.

Speaker 20 Yeah. That's pretty cool.

Speaker 32 That's pretty impressive because a quarterback, their job is to score points.

Speaker 155 Score points.

Speaker 123 Now, it gets a little, it's tough because

Speaker 85 there's three quarterbacks that have been part of 90-plus games.

Speaker 66 Jared Goff being one of them.

Speaker 109 Drew Brees, Hall of Famer, being the other.

Speaker 136 Carson Palmer also was part of three 90-plus games, which is crazy.

Speaker 32 Carson Palmer, he could sling it.

Speaker 66 Yeah, he also, I was looking it up because I just started going down a rabbit hole.

Speaker 18 One was Carson Palmer versus Philip Rivers.

Speaker 76 That makes sense.

Speaker 20 Then Carson Palmer had two games over 90 points against the Browns do you want to guess the quarterbacks he played against in those because it's fun so it was it was Browns Bengals I'm gonna guess early to

Speaker 32 like 2004 2007 of the two years 2004 2007 we did

Speaker 13 nope no no colt mccoy

Speaker 32 no it was too early for him um

Speaker 41 Kelly Holcomb Kelly Holcomb let's go was 2004 58 48 and then Derrick Anderson was the other okay 51 44

Speaker 13 that's fun.

Speaker 20 That's fun that Carson Ballmer was in three games over 90 points, and two of them were against Kelly Holcomb.

Speaker 32 Dude, Kelly Holcomb was good.

Speaker 20 Now, this is hurting my Jared Goff theory, but let's just go back to that.

Speaker 134 Three games

Speaker 20 that are top 16, if you want to really get down to it, of the highest scoring games in NFL history have featured Jared Goff.

Speaker 81 That's pretty impressive.

Speaker 55 That's pretty impressive.

Speaker 32 I do think that we need to point out, though, and

Speaker 32 we can discuss the Hall of Fame stuff separately.

Speaker 32 Jared Goff is legitimately good yeah he's good yes that he's taking the lines he's scoring again they're scoring the most points in football right now yeah big cat quick pop quiz who's scoring more points per game as a quarterback uh jared goff or patrick mahomes that'd be jared goff that would be jared goff

Speaker 32 uh quick pop quiz who's scoring more points per game aaron rodgers or jared goff oh that'd be jared that'd be jared goff jared goff is scoring his offense is scoring they're the number one scoring offense in the nfl um also

Speaker 32 it proves our theory that the detroit Detroit Lions can lose to any team in the NFL by three points.

Speaker 97 Yeah, I mean, they shouldn't have.

Speaker 55 They can lose to the Eagles by three points. Yeah.

Speaker 32 And they can lose to the Seahawks by three points.

Speaker 53 I wanted to bet the Lions today, and then I looked at it.

Speaker 20 I was like, wait, they shouldn't be four-point, four and a half, it was six earlier in the week.

Speaker 4 Point favorites against anyone.

Speaker 97 Their defense is not good, and they just play weird games that always end up in the last minute where you're like, what's going to happen?

Speaker 20 The Lions, God bless them, have now become like a special part of everyone's Sunday because it's when every of the one o'clock games ends, the Lions are still playing and it's like they're an on-site kick away.

Speaker 32 Yeah, and you know what's awesome is we're going to get to watch this Lions team on Thanksgiving. Yeah, yes.

Speaker 77 You're going to have actually like

Speaker 32 something to look forward to. That first game on Thanksgiving has always been like

Speaker 66 against

Speaker 155 the Bills.

Speaker 100 Oh, I was going to say if it was the Bears, I'd kill myself.

Speaker 32 That's going to be a lot of points.

Speaker 13 Okay, that's going to be a lot of points.

Speaker 63 Points of Palooza.

Speaker 20 That's going to be like a 57-point over.

Speaker 106 That's going to be awesome.

Speaker 32 We haven't got to see that on Thanksgiving that much recently. Yeah.

Speaker 77 I've got a hypothetical for you.

Speaker 65 Okay.

Speaker 32 When it comes to the Lions, we've established that their offense is good and fun.

Speaker 32 If you gave the Detroit Lions

Speaker 32 the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense, Super Bowl, but you replaced their free safety with

Speaker 147 Billy.

Speaker 164 Not Super Bowl.

Speaker 32 Would they be better than they are right now? The Bucs defense with Billy football at safety.

Speaker 148 The Bucs defense had a tough night.

Speaker 131 I can play the run. I can play the run.

Speaker 32 Put Put Billy in the box.

Speaker 52 No,

Speaker 112 I think they would go after him pretty.

Speaker 32 You think they'd attack him?

Speaker 113 I think they'd attack him.

Speaker 51 I could just go. You should be injured within five minutes.

Speaker 48 Guys would just be running past him. They would just run four verses.

Speaker 13 NFL players.

Speaker 138 I know, but I can dive at legs. That's what safeties do.

Speaker 71 But what about the fact that what I just said?

Speaker 13 That's four verts every time.

Speaker 81 And you've got to go somewhere.

Speaker 10 Leonard Fournette's running at you.

Speaker 87 They've got to go.

Speaker 41 You're not stopping them. I'd play it.

Speaker 5 You just run three guys straight go routes and then one guy underneath the middle.

Speaker 138 Have you seen how safeties tackle?

Speaker 13 No, not as good as Billy.

Speaker 11 I don't watch for a while.

Speaker 63 Not as good as Billy.

Speaker 32 Billy can do better than an NFL.

Speaker 20 You just got to launch at the better question is how many plays until Billy gets violently injured?

Speaker 144 Three? Five, yeah.

Speaker 32 Yeah, I'd say probably the first play. Yeah.
No.

Speaker 99 I think you'd be non-contact.

Speaker 138 I think I could last at least a half.

Speaker 155 No. No, Billy,

Speaker 32 you would get so excited to be in the game that you would have a non-contact. contact injury on the very first play.
You'd like push off and go, and then your ACL would be like, peace.

Speaker 53 You also have to start like 40 yards behind because you just get like blown at the top off.

Speaker 138 Or what I could know, I definitely couldn't cover, but I think I could cover it.

Speaker 146 Do you think Leonard Vernette wouldn't injure you?

Speaker 138 I would dive at legs.

Speaker 46 Okay.

Speaker 46 Easy as that.

Speaker 100 I mean, why hasn't anyone thought of that?

Speaker 113 Okay, let me read.

Speaker 11 Let me read Facebook.

Speaker 138 I may miss a lot of tackles.

Speaker 32 What if you took the Bucs defense and replaced their

Speaker 32 you took the worst player on George's defense and put them in the starting 11 on the Bucks. The Lions are then Super Bowl?

Speaker 156 Maybe not Super Bowl, but they're deep playoff runs.

Speaker 32 They're deep playoff runs. So the Lions, they just got to figure out defense.

Speaker 45 That's all.

Speaker 20 Yeah, they got to figure out defense.

Speaker 98 And on the other side, Geno Smith, we joked about him cooking.

Speaker 23 He actually is cooking.

Speaker 27 So he leads the league in completion percentage.

Speaker 20 He's actually got the highest completion percentage of any quarterback ever through four games, 77.3% to start a season.

Speaker 52 And And I just think it would be so funny if Pete Carroll just keeps doing this as a fuck you to Russ Wilson.

Speaker 41 Yeah.

Speaker 79 Because Geno Smith just had back-to-back 300-yard games for the first time in his career.

Speaker 67 If he's just like, yeah, Geno, you throw the ball as much as you want.

Speaker 32 I think there's something to be said, though, about like when Geno Smith throws the ball, it makes you feel better watching him do it than when Russ does it. When Russ does it, it's kind of boring.

Speaker 32 Yeah, it's true. It is.
It's like boring to watch Russell Wilson play quarterback.

Speaker 63 That's true.

Speaker 32 When Geno Smith does it, you're like, oh, holy fuck, Geno Smith's doing that.

Speaker 52 Yeah.

Speaker 15 And this game also was an all-time fantasy.

Speaker 93 Like, if you had anyone on this game, that was awesome for you.

Speaker 19 Because TJ Hawkinson went insane.

Speaker 140 Rashad Penny went insane.

Speaker 97 Like, everyone was catching every Jamal Williams, DK.

Speaker 20 We didn't even talk about DK taking a cart to go take a dump.

Speaker 64 Yeah. So he took.

Speaker 32 Yeah. DK got an Uber to the bathroom.

Speaker 63 Incredible.

Speaker 32 On the sidelines. Reached for comment.
We have an exclusive comment from DK Metcalf about his trip. He said, quote, I had to take a shit.

Speaker 122 Love it. Love it.

Speaker 32 uh i think most of us could have figured that part out but it's good to know it's so awesome like imagine being just being able to like dial up a golf cart yeah because we all were like uh oh dk got hurt like nope power move he had to take a shit well yeah what happened was uh they they announced on twitter i just saw somebody say like dk metcalf has exited the game on they brought out the cart for him and you can go look at the tape we're in the gaming cave in case dk's wondering is pft actually my friend i was like oh my god can someone find out what happened to dk is he okay I can finally beat him in a foot race.

Speaker 32 I thought he had, well, in the poop cart, I can't. That's the only way he could beat me.
But I was panicking. I was like, oh, I hope he's not actually hurt because that would be bad.

Speaker 32 I didn't want that to happen. And then you refresh the timeline.
It's like, yeah, he's just going to the bathroom on the golf cart.

Speaker 98 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 118 So power moved by him.

Speaker 20 But yeah, everyone filled the stats in this game. It was a very, very fun game.
And the Lions are fun.

Speaker 104 They're officially the funnest team in the NFL.

Speaker 32 Another fun stat. Detroit's 281 combined points and points allowed are the most by any team in the first games of a season in NFL history.
Whoa.

Speaker 65 They're fun.

Speaker 32 They're fun.

Speaker 90 They're a lot of fun.

Speaker 100 They're not good.

Speaker 57 Yep.

Speaker 99 We found that out. They're not good.

Speaker 11 They're not good.

Speaker 46 They're close to being good.

Speaker 88 They're fun.

Speaker 118 Hank, who are you going to be rooting for next week?

Speaker 10 Is it Lions Bobby?

Speaker 16 No, it's Lions Patriots.

Speaker 57 Oh. Patriots.
No.

Speaker 135 You're going to root for fun, though.

Speaker 5 Billy Zappi versus Jared Goff is going to be a good one.

Speaker 10 It's probably going to be another 40. It's going to be another Score Gambi.
Yes. 48, 44.

Speaker 122 It's going to be an electric game.

Speaker 137 Okay.

Speaker 10 Next up. Jared's grown up a lot since the initial take, which was correct.

Speaker 125 He has grown up. He's a different quarterback.

Speaker 4 What was your initial take?

Speaker 10 I just said the Patriots were going to beat the Rams in the Super Bowl, and everyone got mad at me.

Speaker 57 But I was right. Yeah.

Speaker 72 You were right.

Speaker 148 Hank was right. Hashtag Hank was right.
You've been right about a lot of things.

Speaker 111 I stepped on the scale the other day.

Speaker 113 You were right.

Speaker 91 Chargers, Texans.

Speaker 156 Chargers 34.

Speaker 122 Texans 24.

Speaker 44 Do we really have to talk about this game?

Speaker 99 Well,

Speaker 25 I only had one quick note.

Speaker 86 It was just that the Texans are really bad, but still, somehow they almost won the game.

Speaker 112 Yeah.

Speaker 32 Well, they were losing for a decent amount of the game.

Speaker 59 It was like a backdoor 10-point loss.

Speaker 1 It was 27-7.

Speaker 91 Well, it's more about the Chargers.

Speaker 125 Like, they'll just let anyone back in the game because they did it week one with the Raiders.

Speaker 20 They were up on the Chiefs.

Speaker 85 It was 27-7 with 5.50 left in the third.

Speaker 47 And then 12 minutes later, it was 27-24.

Speaker 20 So, like, they'll just let anyone back in the game.

Speaker 6 I don't know, like, the Chargers are now having a perfect Charger season where it was all hype, and everyone's injured.

Speaker 59 Bose is out for, what, like, two months. Rashawn Slater seems like maybe some deer antler spray because the report is now he might come back,

Speaker 20 which I don't know how you come back from that injury.

Speaker 109 What do you have?

Speaker 71 It's a bicep.

Speaker 104 I think he tore his bicep.

Speaker 32 He might not be torn all the way then, yeah.

Speaker 86 Yeah, so he, but he might, he might be hitting up the deer antler spray.

Speaker 140 But yeah, this game, the Texans are bad.

Speaker 123 Texans are bad.

Speaker 58 They're the last winless team.

Speaker 32 So eight to ten weeks for Joey Bosa was what I saw. That seems, just say he's out for the year because he's not.

Speaker 32 We know Joey Bosa. He's going to come back and he's going to get injured in like the first half that he's back.

Speaker 59 And the end of the Chargers season this year, with the way it's going, is going to essentially be bowl games at the end.

Speaker 88 It's like, what does this matter?

Speaker 135 Yeah. So I'm out.

Speaker 64 Yeah, the Texans, they're a bad football team across the board.

Speaker 32 Damian Pierce is good, though. Damian Pierce, I think he had like an 80-yard run or a 79-yard run, something like that.
He ended up with like 170 yards rushing.

Speaker 32 You always have to have at least one thing to look forward to.

Speaker 23 Well, they also have just watching Bryce Young and C.J. Stroud every week.

Speaker 63 Yeah, that's nice.

Speaker 52 That's really nice.

Speaker 20 Like, if you are this bad and you know there's two really good quarterbacks coming down the pipeline, you're like, okay, that's fine.

Speaker 87 We'll be bad.

Speaker 41 Like, just keep, don't fuck it up. Don't, don't be, don't somehow win a few games

Speaker 20 towards the end where we now are talking about something else.

Speaker 11 By the way, the Tenders, you got to start thinking about that, too.

Speaker 32 I think about this every day.

Speaker 143 I mean, the Bears might get back in that race, too.

Speaker 32 It should be very sad. I've almost reached the point where I'm ready to just full-on tank.
I'm like, put in Heineke, because you know why? At least Heineke's fun. Yeah.

Speaker 32 He is fun. Watching Carson Wentz is depressing.
I feel depressed.

Speaker 139 Taylor Heineke is very fun.

Speaker 32 Taylor Heineke, you're going to win some crazy games. He's going to do some stupid stuff.
He's going to be fun.

Speaker 32 But yeah, if you're in a position like the Commanders or the Texans, the Texans have actually done their,

Speaker 63 in a weird way, their rebuild correctly.

Speaker 32 Like, the Texans have really

Speaker 42 stunk it up.

Speaker 87 Yeah, and they have a ton of draft payments.

Speaker 80 And they are really bad.

Speaker 32 It's very hard to actually tank in the NFL because you usually end up, you know, these guys are pros too, and they'll play to the best of their ability.

Speaker 44 Yeah, they're all playing.

Speaker 32 They'll ruin a tank job. The Texans are doing a phenomenal job tanking.

Speaker 13 Yeah.

Speaker 116 They have, okay, so next year they have two first-rounders

Speaker 162 and

Speaker 6 two third rounders.

Speaker 13 Or sorry, no, four third rounders.

Speaker 69 Or no, three third rounders. That's pretty good.

Speaker 134 And then

Speaker 47 the following year they have, again, two first rounders.

Speaker 56 Listen, if the Texans.

Speaker 105 That's cool.

Speaker 32 If the Texans are a stock right now, I'm buying a shitload. I'm putting my paycheck into Texans' stock.
Yeah.

Speaker 6 Having back-to-back two first-rounders is, that's awesome.

Speaker 100 I've never had that. Like, that's awesome.

Speaker 32 I mean, imagine how cool it would be, Big Cat, if you just declared, if you're living in Houston right now, maybe you've checked out of the team for a while, you get to just spend the rest of this year not really worrying about how your team does.

Speaker 32 You have zero expectations. In fact, you probably want them to lose.
They're so boring that you probably don't want to watch them play on Sundays.

Speaker 32 You get a lot of shit done this fall, and just knowing that over the next two, three years, you're going to have a great, fun team to watch the entire time.

Speaker 20 And you get to play a little revisionist history and be like, yeah, that was smart that we got rid of Deshaun Watson.

Speaker 123 Serial predator.

Speaker 32 Our team did a great job identifying that Deshaun Watson had these tendencies.

Speaker 103 Yeah, and we made sure that he had the correct hotel reservations and security that watched over him so he didn't do it in team facilities.

Speaker 32 Well, we gave him all this protection because who knows how many more dozens of women he would have assaulted had we not.

Speaker 108 Good job, Texans.

Speaker 32 The Texans in this analogy are basically like the Milwaukee Police Department in 1987. Yeah.
And so I think one of those guys ended up becoming police chief. So

Speaker 32 there you go, Texans. You'll be good if you're a Texans fan.
Just know that like 2025 is going to kick ass. Yeah, it is.

Speaker 110 Yeah, it is.

Speaker 16 You're going to get some good picks.

Speaker 134 Okay, let's do last couple ads and then we'll finish up with the last three games and then we'll do a quick football guys and who's back and get out of here.

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Speaker 128 Okay, we're going to wrap up.

Speaker 96 Oh, by the way, this is a crazy stat that I just saw.

Speaker 113 Where'd it go?

Speaker 61 Oh, Tom Brady is the first player in NFL history to complete 75% plus percent of his passes for 350 yards with no interceptions and lose the game by double digits.

Speaker 80 That's crazy.

Speaker 32 That's Mahomes.

Speaker 59 Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 138 And fumbling the opening kickoff, which the game was over.

Speaker 125 Yep.

Speaker 113 It was over right there.

Speaker 57 All right.

Speaker 18 Raiders, Broncos. Raiders have a win.

Speaker 5 Good job, Raiders. Congrats, Raiders.

Speaker 48 Not a win.

Speaker 38 It was a must-win, and they did it. They won.

Speaker 124 They won their must-win.

Speaker 133 Season back on.

Speaker 20 They actually, which is crazy, I know that the Chiefs now are 3-1, but the Broncos and the Chargers are 2-2.

Speaker 103 Like, you're not...

Speaker 66 You're a couple wins away from being back in this thing.

Speaker 59 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Like, it's not over.

Speaker 5 We always overreact, but you can go if you're Josh McDaniels and be like, hey, we're back in this thing.

Speaker 32 Yeah, the Broncos look bad, though.

Speaker 32 They're very sad to watch. And the good news is we only have them like six more times in primetime this year that we get to watch them.

Speaker 32 And I feel bad for Nathaniel Hackett in a way because the mistakes get compounded in primetime when you're the only game that's on TV. So

Speaker 32 he's going to be underneath the microscope with his special advisor, and that's going to be tough. Also,

Speaker 32 they're in a tough position right now because Javante Williams is hurt.

Speaker 77 Yep.

Speaker 77 He's awesome.

Speaker 32 He's a good player.

Speaker 147 Melvin Gordon's

Speaker 32 their only real option at running back, and he fumbles the ball every time he touches it. All the time.

Speaker 110 So he's got real bad fumble issues.

Speaker 32 I think he's had, I'm just doing this off the top of my head, like three or four fumble sixes in the last 10 games.

Speaker 68 Yep.

Speaker 32 For whatever reason, whenever he fumbles the ball, it always gets returned for a touchdown.

Speaker 148 Shout out Garrett Bull, offensive lineman for the Broncos, making sure that he shows up on tape, giving maximum effort.

Speaker 20 It was comical how late he dove.

Speaker 32 He dove across the goal line about a full second after the Raiders player crossed it. And then he also did the thing where he like landed on his knees to like protect himself.
Yeah.

Speaker 32 So he wasn't really trying to make the tackle, but like they're going to watch in the film room.

Speaker 99 They're going to have a good laugh.

Speaker 32 And the coach is going to be like, we appreciate the hustle.

Speaker 32 In his mind, for the first like 20 yards, he thought he was Ben Watson. Yes.
Corner flagging Champ Bailey. And then he gets dusted by like 30 yards to the end zone.

Speaker 66 Yes.

Speaker 4 So yeah, the Broncos, the first half, they actually look good offensively, and then they just stunk.

Speaker 93 They totally stunk in the second half.

Speaker 48 Josh Jacobs, by the way, is also, I think he's officially a Bronco killer.

Speaker 117 Every time he plays them, he just rips off crazy runs and touchdowns.

Speaker 67 So that was like, he had 144 and two touchdowns today.

Speaker 148 I think he's got three multi-touchdown games against them.

Speaker 48 So that's, it always sucks when you have one guy who's like, yeah, that guy kills us and there's nothing we can do about it.

Speaker 59 And you thought the Broncos' defense going in was going to be their strength.

Speaker 127 And yeah,

Speaker 87 they don't look good.

Speaker 129 They haven't put together one full game where you're like, oh, yeah, the Broncos look good.

Speaker 32 No, they definitely don't look like a team that was a quarterback away.

Speaker 25 No, no, no.

Speaker 118 And maybe the quarterback hasn't helped them.

Speaker 93 They do get to play the Colts on Thursday night, which I was thinking about it, too.

Speaker 86 You know, we talked at length about Matt Ryan.

Speaker 48 And it really sucks for Matt Ryan, not just the fact that he's getting violently assaulted every single Sunday, but the fact that 28-3 will just never escape him.

Speaker 58 Even so, they had a graphic.

Speaker 10 This is the never-escapable.

Speaker 159 What?

Speaker 144 Not Ryan versus

Speaker 46 Russell Wilson.

Speaker 15 True, true.

Speaker 20 You're going to just relish in this because he'll show highlights of both.

Speaker 20 It could be great.

Speaker 66 But yeah, they did a promo for Thursday Night Football, and Russell Wilson was in it.

Speaker 21 And you'd think it'd be Matt Ryan.

Speaker 141 They did Jonathan Taylor instead.

Speaker 66 Jonathan Taylor, he's 28.

Speaker 69 Russell Wilson's three.

Speaker 127 Okay. And they had it lined up exactly like that.

Speaker 108 That's fucked up.

Speaker 2 And it's just like, he's going to have to live with that, the little subtle shit, forever.

Speaker 32 Even remember the, wasn't it, didn't it like a ball he threw or something go into the yeah, it was the ball number like 283. Yeah.

Speaker 32 He started a trend when JMU came back against Appalachian State the other weekend when it was that was 28 to 3.

Speaker 32 He's just always going to

Speaker 32 number 23 the movie with Jim Carrey except his is yeah.

Speaker 11 It's just going to happen.

Speaker 118 It's going to happen every few years and you're going to be like, oh, Matt Ryan.

Speaker 107 Not he won an MVP and made hundreds of million dollars and was a really good quarterback, a top five quarterback for a few years there.

Speaker 156 No, no, no.

Speaker 32 28-3. Would you trade positions with Matt Ryan right now?

Speaker 40 Yes, because of the money. The money?

Speaker 20 Does the money, but every person that you meet, you know.

Speaker 32 It's got to be so weird for him because he knows when they look at you. Yeah.
Somewhere in their head, they're thinking 28-3.

Speaker 52 No, they're thinking in their head, like, I really want to ask him, like, so, dude, like, how bad did that suck?

Speaker 113 Yeah.

Speaker 128 And he's going to be like, yes.

Speaker 32 And that's like everybody that you meet for the rest of your life.

Speaker 146 And it's no one, like, unfortunately for him, Dan Quinn doesn't really own it.

Speaker 99 Kyle Shannon, a little bit.

Speaker 20 You know, Julio Jones doesn't own it. None of these guys.

Speaker 41 It's Matt Ryan. He owns it.

Speaker 46 And it just is brutal for him.

Speaker 122 28-3.

Speaker 10 In every football game that is 28-3, unless it's the fourth quarter, they're going to bring it up. I'm going to say.

Speaker 144 Of course.

Speaker 159 Well, you know what happened. 28-3.
You know what happened?

Speaker 100 Matt Ryan.

Speaker 7 How much money has he made?

Speaker 32 Because I'm thinking to myself, I might not trade

Speaker 88 so much money.

Speaker 32 $163.

Speaker 118 All right, hold on. I'm getting it right now.

Speaker 100 All right, Matt Ryan.

Speaker 32 Would I trade places with Matt Ryan?

Speaker 67 Okay, I think the number will shock you, and it will definitely.

Speaker 32 Jake has it.

Speaker 118 Yeah, you would.

Speaker 32 How much is it, Jake?

Speaker 11 Oh, that was.

Speaker 82 All right, guess.

Speaker 156 Do your guess.

Speaker 87 Do your guesses.

Speaker 10 163.

Speaker 32 I think it's 223 million.

Speaker 148 Nope.

Speaker 158 Higher. Higher.

Speaker 32 283 million.

Speaker 13 Higher.

Speaker 11 Higher.

Speaker 11 What? Fuck.

Speaker 46 Not much higher.

Speaker 32 I'm going 400.

Speaker 13 $291.

Speaker 32 $291 million?

Speaker 13 Not even $300 million.

Speaker 32 Wait, wait, before taxes, though.

Speaker 100 Yeah.

Speaker 158 After next season, it'll be $320. $320.

Speaker 3 I would trade.

Speaker 48 I would take the $28.

Speaker 32 I like my life.

Speaker 23 Yeah, I would take the 283 jokes.

Speaker 32 I like my life.

Speaker 40 That is so much money.

Speaker 32 But you know that everyone thinks that when they look at it.

Speaker 10 Two years of podcasting.

Speaker 65 It's true. Yeah.

Speaker 99 Dude, just do

Speaker 63 five days a week.

Speaker 32 Okay, let's just do a Thursday show.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 57 Fuck it.

Speaker 104 Game check. I need to get a new coach at Wisconsin, so we might have to.

Speaker 80 There we go.

Speaker 25 Just start funneling the money.

Speaker 25 Okay.

Speaker 85 Yeah, so the Raiders are back.

Speaker 123 The Broncos look terrible.

Speaker 146 The Raiders, this is going to be an all-time hype.

Speaker 93 Like, if the Raiders can beat the Chiefs on Monday Night Football, watch out.

Speaker 32 Is it in Arrowhead?

Speaker 77 I think so.

Speaker 122 Watch out.

Speaker 115 Do you guys see? That's going to be great for just everyone being like, watch out for the Raiders.

Speaker 144 Garrett Bowles' tackle attempt

Speaker 11 on the run back.

Speaker 44 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 13 The lineman, yes, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 113 Yeah, we talked about that. Talked about that chair.

Speaker 155 That's okay. I was looking at it.

Speaker 135 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You were doing.

Speaker 88 Yeah, you were looking at it.

Speaker 83 It's okay. These are long shows.
Yeah,

Speaker 113 you're good.

Speaker 148 That couch.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's that couch.

Speaker 67 If your name was Billy, we'd kill you for this.

Speaker 13 But you're Jake.

Speaker 158 No top.

Speaker 82 Billy loves it when Jake fucks up.

Speaker 11 Yeah, he gets such a big smile. He's like, this rules.

Speaker 66 Yeah, at Chiefs, Monday Night Football.

Speaker 32 Okay, yeah, they're not winning that game.

Speaker 38 No, but if they do, watch out for the Raiders.

Speaker 98 Like, I just want to get the watch out for the Raiders going.

Speaker 32 There's got to be a way that we can get the Broncos off primetime games, right?

Speaker 32 Like, as a country,

Speaker 32 will they accept a change.org petition or how does that work?

Speaker 66 I know you can't do it, but like, just put Mahomes on every Monday Night Football.

Speaker 20 Yeah. Mahomes.

Speaker 118 Just have them play every Monday Night Football.

Speaker 13 Or the Bills.

Speaker 105 Yeah, it'd be cool. The Bills are the Chiefs.

Speaker 13 No one would complain. No.

Speaker 87 No one would complain.

Speaker 18 All right, Cardinals, Panthers.

Speaker 41 I mean, J.J.

Speaker 82 Watt releases

Speaker 4 Tua's off the hook.

Speaker 23 That was nice. J.J.

Speaker 48 Watt got in front of that, but released that he said that someone was about to release.

Speaker 24 It was Jay Glazer, that he had

Speaker 86 a regular heartbeat and had to have his heart shocked on Wednesday.

Speaker 52 Yeah.

Speaker 136 And that he's going to play.

Speaker 106 Wouldn't that be HIPAA?

Speaker 32 Like, actually, HIPAA?

Speaker 13 I don't know.

Speaker 32 Releasing medical information about somebody like that? I'm pretty sure it would be.

Speaker 123 That was a power move by JJ.

Speaker 53 I liked that he did that.

Speaker 11 It was like a cool move.

Speaker 32 So, yes, I think it was good that he got in front of it, but also, I was mad at JJ when he announced this.

Speaker 13 What were you going to say?

Speaker 10 I was going to say a joke, but I.

Speaker 147 No, say a joke.

Speaker 10 Or is it just, you know, JJ just trying to put the spotlight on himself again?

Speaker 57 Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 128 I don't think so.

Speaker 106 There you go. I'm mad at JJ.

Speaker 161 You're living in 2016, bro.

Speaker 32 I'm mad at JJ for his own good. Because imagine something had happened to him in this game.

Speaker 99 And imagine you died beating Matt Rule and the Carolina Panthers.

Speaker 32 Yeah.

Speaker 96 Is that really worth it?

Speaker 32 Like, we're not talking about even a divisional matchup here. You're not going up.
You're not, like, sacking Matt Stafford and the defending Super Bowl champions to win a game.

Speaker 32 You're beating like Baker Mayfield and the Carolina Panthers.

Speaker 97 Yeah, no, I agree, but I think that JJ probably asks his doctors, like, am I good to go?

Speaker 125 And they're like, yeah, you're good to go.

Speaker 16 It's like, okay, great.

Speaker 72 Yeah. I'm playing.
I'm a football guy.

Speaker 66 It is crazy when you think about it in the macro

Speaker 142 sense, but if he was good to go, he's going to play.

Speaker 102 He loves football.

Speaker 32 After a heart procedure, I probably would have been like, I would have checked a schedule and been like, okay, we're playing a team in the NFC South.

Speaker 99 Yeah.

Speaker 32 I'm going to take three days of bed rest after you've shocked my heart back into a game.

Speaker 117 I also wouldn't have waited four days to tell everyone.

Speaker 13 I would have told everyone immediately.

Speaker 66 I would have done a live stream from the fucking hospital before I could.

Speaker 21 Look at me, I'm a hero.

Speaker 57 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 16 What are you going to say, Billy?

Speaker 138 His heart's just so big from all the charity he does. That's true.

Speaker 11 That's a fact.

Speaker 131 That's a fact.

Speaker 128 That's a heart.

Speaker 149 I forgot, by the way, Baker is bad.

Speaker 87 He got booed.

Speaker 20 I did forget, though, that Ben McAdoo is the offensive coordinator, which is just funny.

Speaker 87 It's funny to think about.

Speaker 32 You remember when they were looking at drafting Kenny Pickett this year and then Ben McAdoo just went over and he was like, let me see your hand and just looked at his hand and started to nod to himself.

Speaker 110 Yeah, that's a good hand, baby.

Speaker 32 That's a great hand.

Speaker 46 That's a great hand.

Speaker 32 We should have led with this, though.

Speaker 81 The curse is over.

Speaker 13 What is that? Big cat. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 32 The Arizona Cardinals have finally beaten the Carolina Panthers for the first time in franchise history.

Speaker 42 Yes, that's true.

Speaker 32 Everybody's been waiting for this.

Speaker 110 It's been the biggest launch.

Speaker 32 Yeah, congratulations.

Speaker 64 Let's clap it up.

Speaker 32 By the way, if anyone watched this entire game by themselves, just let me know, and I'll send you, I don't know, I'll send you a present because, Jesus Christ,

Speaker 122 it always feels like extra bad because Kyler Murray should be fun to watch, and the game was so depressing and bad, and just like the uniforms, like color rush in this was just everything was bad.

Speaker 66 Here's something, though, we need to start putting in the tickler file, Jake.

Speaker 5 The Arizona Cardinals through four games.

Speaker 1 PFT, guess how many points they've scored in the first half through four games?

Speaker 11 Ooh.

Speaker 32 10.

Speaker 72 16. So a little more.

Speaker 114 We need to just start taking their first half under.

Speaker 100 Yeah. I know that probably won't work.

Speaker 32 How's our defense doing?

Speaker 123 Their defense is pretty good, too.

Speaker 20 Their defense is playing well.

Speaker 48 After the Chiefs debacle, they've done well.

Speaker 59 But they just don't, for whatever reason, they just suck in the first half.

Speaker 112 They just come out terrible.

Speaker 32 I've got kind of a crazy idea. Tell me what you think about this one.
If I was Cliff Kingsbury, I would think about having Kyler Murray run the football.

Speaker 57 Mm-hmm.

Speaker 11 Yeah.

Speaker 32 I know it's kind of wild.

Speaker 8 They will probably get better when DeAndre Hopkins comes back, and then maybe we'll have a chance to make some money off that.

Speaker 16 But yeah,

Speaker 112 they're not a fun team to watch.

Speaker 32 I mean, you have one of the most electric playmakers with his feet on your team, and it just seems like he doesn't run the ball unless they're around the goal line, in which case he will try to score a touchdown.

Speaker 72 Or have to come back for him.

Speaker 122 Or have to come back. But

Speaker 32 they don't call any

Speaker 32 design runs for him. But when a play breaks down, he'll take off.
Maybe

Speaker 32 have him run the football a little bit. Yeah.

Speaker 83 Maybe run some option.

Speaker 32 And I do think that they had

Speaker 32 three wide receivers all under six feet.

Speaker 34 Yeah.

Speaker 32 They're starting three. Yeah.

Speaker 13 Very cool.

Speaker 13 Yeah.

Speaker 113 Yeah.

Speaker 113 Okay.

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Speaker 123 Packers Patriots.

Speaker 2 Is Bailey Zappi the guy?

Speaker 11 I think he is. I think he is too.

Speaker 159 If they let him throw the ball, he's the guy.

Speaker 13 When they let him throw the ball.

Speaker 96 I love Bailey Zappi. I loved him at Western Kentucky.

Speaker 143 He was an overs overs machine.

Speaker 20 He was so much fun.

Speaker 8 His name is fun.

Speaker 74 Everything about him is fun.

Speaker 23 He does not know how to play under center, which you could watch where he would just sprint as hard as he could to hand the ball off.

Speaker 10 That's exciting, though. But he's like getting an athletic freak in the NBA draft.
That's an 18-year-old. It's like he can't shoot or do stuff, but he's so athletic.

Speaker 15 You can teach him that.

Speaker 161 That's the stuff you can teach.

Speaker 32 He extends so much effort. It looks like it takes the entire world for him to be able to get the ball to a running back who's running off tackle.
He tries so hard to get back there.

Speaker 32 But when he throws it, he is fun. I think he has the most touchdowns in a season in college football history.

Speaker 81 62. Yeah, so.

Speaker 32 And the most yards in a season.

Speaker 115 Yeah, so it was one of those moments that you get to be a little bit of hipster for the people who don't watch college football, the NFL fans who just like college football sucks because they're like, who's Bailey Zappi?

Speaker 16 Bailey Zappi is electric.

Speaker 76 He was electric at Western Kentucky.

Speaker 127 The story went reviral of he played at Houston Baptist to start his college career, and one of the retaining walls on the stadium was literally a CVS.

Speaker 136 So it was like a CVS was like you literally could just like in a parking lot, and then that was their stadium.

Speaker 97 So that's where he played for the start of his career.

Speaker 6 Went to Western Kentucky.

Speaker 71 Obviously, football has changed a lot in the last 25 years, but Tom Brady's entire career at Michigan, he had 400, 4,773 yards and 30 TDs.

Speaker 157 Bailey Zappi's last year at Western Kentucky, only year at Western Kentucky, 5,967 yards, 62 TDs.

Speaker 54 I mean, he had a crazy season.

Speaker 32 I think Joe Burrow had 60, right?

Speaker 105 In his big season.

Speaker 75 Insane, insane season.

Speaker 133 And his name is so much fun to say.

Speaker 42 It is.

Speaker 42 Zappy Zappi.

Speaker 13 Yeah.

Speaker 32 Yeah.

Speaker 32 There's a ton of Zappi puns. Get zapped out there.
Yeah. I like that.
So, Hank, where do you stand in terms of looking at Bailey Zappi versus looking at Mac Jones and being like, which guy?

Speaker 44 Kind of look alike, too.

Speaker 11 They do look a lot alike.

Speaker 2 And I'm not, you know, you got to see how they play.

Speaker 10 Bailey Zappi, similar to Kenny Pickett and Mitch Trubisky, like, Mitch didn't do anything wrong.

Speaker 10 Mac Jones hasn't done anything wrong, but there was a spark and an energy when Bailey Zappi was playing today. They played well.
They came back. They were in the game.

Speaker 10 The offensive play calling, they were just running the ball in first and second down.

Speaker 10 At the end of the game and in overtime, they didn't even give him a chance to win the game, which I think he could have. But

Speaker 10 it... I had a different energy.
Maybe it was just because it was unexpected. You were expecting a Brian Horror

Speaker 10 snooze fest and you got a a Bailey Zappi energy. But I was more excited today watching that game than pretty much any of the other games.

Speaker 32 That did piss me off at the end of the game when Belichick just, it seemed like he wasn't trying to win at all with his play calling.

Speaker 32 Not just the fourth downs where he played kind of, he called it kind of chicken shit, but also just like the play calling.

Speaker 32 He didn't trust Bailey Zappi, even though Zappi had a couple nice throws out there.

Speaker 10 Yeah. Yeah, running it on first and second down when everyone knows you're going to run it and then everyone knows you're going to pass on third down.
Like,

Speaker 10 I knew that was coming. Yeah.

Speaker 110 That also was such a classic, like, why the NFL is the NFL in the best league.

Speaker 62 The Patriots were on Brian Hoyer, who hadn't started a game in like three years, 0-11 in his last 11 starts.

Speaker 24 They go to Bailey Zappi, and they almost win the game.

Speaker 53 Like, no one thought they were going to win the game.

Speaker 66 They almost won the game.

Speaker 150 And Aaron Rodgers also threw his 500 TD pass, whatever.

Speaker 67 He yelled at his offense.

Speaker 32 He also used the F-word. Yeah.
And that got past the censors.

Speaker 42 I don't worry about it.

Speaker 11 You guys snapped the fucking ball.

Speaker 32 I reported it to the FCC already. It's bullshit.

Speaker 11 Yeah.

Speaker 157 But yeah, the Packers, I don't know.

Speaker 161 You should be the Packers, you barely beat Bailey Zappie.

Speaker 10 So I brought this up, too, when I came in, but I was thinking about it on the drive-in, and

Speaker 10 the Patriots have one quarterback that's currently active. They're going to have to sign someone.
Favre.

Speaker 92 You can't.

Speaker 1 No, he's trying to hog all the Blakes.

Speaker 154 You're trying to get all the Blakes.

Speaker 122 You're trying to get all the Black Blacks.

Speaker 13 I'm trying to get him to Black Black.

Speaker 88 Stop hogging them on.

Speaker 154 You don't want to work on it. You don't get to collect them all.

Speaker 13 You don't want him to work?

Speaker 107 I want him to work, but you're getting a little selfish with the Blakes after Blake Griffin signed them.

Speaker 80 No, no, no, no.

Speaker 10 You guys, trust me. I actually wanted to bring this up because you guys know way more of these random quarterbacks than me.

Speaker 44 Who else are they going to get? Kaepernick. Yeah,

Speaker 32 they should actually sign both Favre and Kaepernick.

Speaker 32 If Belichick wants to have the wildest season and do the thing where he beats the game on expert mode, get Favre and Kaepernick. Actually, Belichick.

Speaker 44 Belchek might be the only person

Speaker 32 on Earth that is as bad at texting as Brett Favre is. I think he's embroiling a couple lawsuits as well on his end.

Speaker 32 But that would be awesome. Get Favre, get Kaepernick, get Thibault.
I mean, he did have Tebow at one point on his team.

Speaker 136 I am rooting for Blake to be back, so whatever.

Speaker 152 You can have all the Blakes.

Speaker 96 You're being gay. It's selfish, but you're being

Speaker 11 doing it for Blake.

Speaker 83 I know. You won all the Blakes.
But yeah.

Speaker 131 What's Ryan Mallett up to?

Speaker 10 Ryan Mallett, Matt Castle? I was running through the list in my head. I was like, I really don't know.

Speaker 10 It could probably be someone random, but I feel like Blake, this is the perfect opportunity for him.

Speaker 65 Yeah, what player is Kyle Sloater?

Speaker 10 You need a veteran. Get Sloan on.
You need a veteran with experience. He's won to the AFC championship.

Speaker 32 That's true. I mean, he basically did beat the Patriots in Foxborough.

Speaker 10 I figured him and Bill would be good friends.

Speaker 50 Here we go. Here's a quote.

Speaker 20 He runs well.

Speaker 48 He's a big, strong kid.

Speaker 20 He's hard to bring down.

Speaker 71 He can extend plays just similar to the quarterbacks that we've seen really the last three weeks, not counting the Giants game, but we've seen three weeks in a row plays that have the type of skill.

Speaker 76 And yeah, he's definitely in that category.

Speaker 86 That is Bill Belichick on Blake Portals.

Speaker 73 So he's losing.

Speaker 13 He loves Blake.

Speaker 88 He loves him.

Speaker 32 I think Blake actually

Speaker 32 Blake actually has probably several options right now that are bubbling up.

Speaker 32 We've seen some of the quarterback play around the league. Yeah, that's I think the Broncos are probably considering getting him back in the room.

Speaker 102 Okay, you can have Blake.

Speaker 57 Thank you.

Speaker 118 It was weird to see. Getting all the Blakes.

Speaker 88 Getting all the Blakes.

Speaker 32 Were the Patriots the only team that were wearing the other country's flags on their jackets? I didn't see it. Like Belichick had a Croatian flag.
Oh.

Speaker 32 And then Patricia was coaching with the Italian flag on his jacket.

Speaker 54 That's cool.

Speaker 32 Because it's like the international week because they have the game over in England. Yeah.
And so it was just weird seeing.

Speaker 32 And then Steve Belichick was doing the mouth thing and also had the Croatian thing.

Speaker 88 Yeah.

Speaker 32 Just weird.

Speaker 20 Speaking of which.

Speaker 10 Belichick freaked out on the ref. That was always great to see.
He was breaking headsets, flipping all the way out.

Speaker 32 It's that Croatian blood in him.

Speaker 139 Speaking of which,

Speaker 111 the Giants and the Packers play in London next week, and it's the first time we've ever sent a game with two teams over 500.

Speaker 32 We should take that back.

Speaker 63 That's crazy. We should take it back.
That's crazy.

Speaker 32 I like the idea of giving England all our shitty exports.

Speaker 11 Yeah.

Speaker 138 Also, I'm officially getting nervous about that gunshot bet we made. What? If the Jets beat the Patriots both times in season, I'd have to get shot in the season.

Speaker 32 Wait, that was the bet that you did?

Speaker 5 I thought it was Super Bowl.

Speaker 155 Super Bowl, yeah.

Speaker 161 No, it was Jets beat the Patriots both times.

Speaker 13 Yeah.

Speaker 122 Yeah. So that's awesome.

Speaker 77 You have to get shot.

Speaker 125 Yeah, you have to get shot.

Speaker 10 Yeah. That seems like something I would have to get shot, but I'm so happy to hear that.

Speaker 32 If the Jets beat the Bears.

Speaker 133 That literally doesn't do anything for you.

Speaker 43 Like, we did Super Bowl.

Speaker 124 We did the Bears and the Commanders winning the Super Bowl.

Speaker 10 We also would not have remembered.

Speaker 13 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 92 Now we have.

Speaker 129 Now we, Jake, put that in the fucking

Speaker 38 structure it because I want to educate it.

Speaker 13 No, no, no, no.

Speaker 138 Tumbling of small caliber bullets. No, wait, wait.

Speaker 42 So, Bill, you're saying.

Speaker 32 You're saying that

Speaker 32 we need to redo the bet because you figured out that getting shot is bad with with small caliber the guy on the on the commanders came back in four weeks dude.

Speaker 32 Yeah, he's our best player right now has two bullets in his leg

Speaker 138 could definitely play the nfl game.

Speaker 57 Okay, all right,

Speaker 20 yeah, I'm looking forward to that now.

Speaker 10 What's the

Speaker 10 guest the line pass lines?

Speaker 11 Oh, where is that in Foxborough?

Speaker 119 It's in Foxborough.

Speaker 77 Pass lines.

Speaker 139 I've got Patriots

Speaker 50 minus four.

Speaker 139 Minus two and a half.

Speaker 144 Would a rookie QB?

Speaker 77 I mean, it's Patriots against an offensive jump.

Speaker 144 Over under 50.

Speaker 158 Patriots minus two and a half.

Speaker 13 Ooh.

Speaker 158 Nailed it. 46 and a half.

Speaker 52 Ah, my models say take the over.

Speaker 82 I mean, it is.

Speaker 122 That's four points of value that I just gave you people.

Speaker 117 Because obviously my model's correct.

Speaker 105 I had two and a half.

Speaker 48 Yeah, that's, I mean, two and a half is always the like, ah, we don't know.

Speaker 140 Let's just give the home team.

Speaker 158 Ooh, I think we're going to have to get a huge

Speaker 158 line of the year so far.

Speaker 57 Ooh, Who?

Speaker 155 Steelers Bills.

Speaker 32 Ooh, in Buffalo?

Speaker 11 Yes. Oh.

Speaker 144 13 and a half.

Speaker 155 14. Wow.

Speaker 158 That's got to be the biggest, right?

Speaker 52 It might just be that for the can't-lose parlay.

Speaker 67 Just get one win.

Speaker 13 Just money line bills. That's it.

Speaker 90 That's all it is.

Speaker 90 Okay.

Speaker 109 Anything else in this game?

Speaker 124 I mean, the Packers didn't look good.

Speaker 89 Aaron Rodgers looked bad for the first half.

Speaker 127 Then he looked awesome.

Speaker 32 I hate his haircut. His new haircut

Speaker 32 looks greasy.

Speaker 32 At the end, I was hoping he was going to throw hail Mary right in Hank's face just so he could feel my pain for a second I was just like I have my camera out it's gonna happen I just think that that Belichick lost this game for the Patriots yeah I think the offensive play call has been bad yeah the Dolphins game that could have won bad play well it turns out that when you have Joe Judge

Speaker 113 bad play con at the end yeah but yeah I don't know

Speaker 32 I don't know if it was the play calling or if it was

Speaker 32 just the overall strategic decision-making of when to go for it and when to punt.

Speaker 10 Yeah. Well, no, it's like conservative play.
And that's where it's like, I feel like an idiot because I only watch football. I don't even, you know, watch film or like read shit.

Speaker 10 I'm just like watching the games. And it's like, do something.
Don't run it on first and second down every time. Yeah.

Speaker 80 Mix it up.

Speaker 32 Do something.

Speaker 59 I think you know that surrender index thing that they put out on like the worst punts?

Speaker 32 I think he had the worst two punts of the year were both today by Bill Belichick in this game.

Speaker 10 And you have a rookie quarterback third string. You're playing tied Olambo.

Speaker 13 Yeah, I don't know what to do.

Speaker 123 He should have been wearing a french flag it's true the way he surrendered no one expecting you to win this game go fucking win the game i agree um okay let's do football guy of the week and who's back and get out of here

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Speaker 127 Billy, football guy of the week.

Speaker 138 Starting off with our

Speaker 138 week four winner, Ken Dorsey. You remember he was smashing the iPad?

Speaker 82 He forget discussed.

Speaker 11 That was last week.

Speaker 13 Absolutely. Discussed last week.

Speaker 138 Josh Allen had a comment on it. Show me someone who's okay with losing and I'll show you a loser.
Facts. And I was was like, that's a badass quote.

Speaker 10 Also, Josh Allen, I don't know if you guys saw, he trolled Bryson. They had a rope after the game and he did like a little

Speaker 65 straight.

Speaker 32 Speaking of Bryson, he put out a massive statement today.

Speaker 106 I thought he died.

Speaker 32 That's how long this statement was that he put out on Instagram.

Speaker 32 I thought he was saying like, it was his team being like, we regret to inform you that Bryson was killed in a rollover wreck earlier today. No, he was actually just saying like,

Speaker 32 This has been a tough year. I'm glad that I've got all my fans.
Respect my fans. I came in second place in a long drive competition today.
Credit to the guy that beat me. Let's go next year.

Speaker 32 Okay, team Bryson. Nice.

Speaker 10 He is the biggest goof ever, but he made it

Speaker 10 that he came in second in that competition.

Speaker 13 He beat him.

Speaker 11 Probably a professional driver. Yeah.

Speaker 20 Yeah, no, those guys don't like

Speaker 20 that.

Speaker 10 Yeah,

Speaker 87 they don't even like golf.

Speaker 13 They just hit bombs.

Speaker 20 But yeah, Bryson made a video mocking the rope thing, but it was like a week and a half too late.

Speaker 24 It was a funny video, but it was just like,

Speaker 125 dude, you got to make this video the next day.

Speaker 113 Okay, Okay, Billy.

Speaker 138 Our first nominee is obviously JJ Watt

Speaker 138 playing after having some sort of heart problem.

Speaker 32 That's huge.

Speaker 138 Our second, I think that's going to be the overall winner. Everyone was going nuts about this one.
Number two is Joe Burrow.

Speaker 138 When he was asked about his new helmets that he was playing Thursday Night Football in, the white bangle ones, he said, I play in trash bags. I don't really care what we wear out there.

Speaker 131 Facts. Classic.

Speaker 138 Number three, this one is, I don't think a lot of people have heard about this, but turns out Terry Bradshaw had been battling cancer for the past year, and he didn't tell anybody, and he beat it and told everyone on today's.

Speaker 138 I love that.

Speaker 113 Yeah, I mean, football guy.

Speaker 138 I mean, Terry's one of those guys who's like staple of football.

Speaker 51 Terry is football, yeah.

Speaker 155 Yeah, so

Speaker 138 to hear that this guy just, you know, beat, you know, he's currently cancer-free, but just has been battling for the past year and still, you know, showing up, doing shows, and bringing

Speaker 138 entertaining America like beasts. That's a football guy.
Yeah. That's the OG team.

Speaker 10 Do you think JJ Watts is going to beat cancer?

Speaker 138 Well, he'd probably tell people about it.

Speaker 10 No, I'm saying, you think JJ Watts' heart thing is going to beat

Speaker 113 cancer. I mean, maybe

Speaker 138 I had to bring.

Speaker 80 I don't know how you weigh that against each other.

Speaker 32 Like, heart disease is the number one killer of Americans, probably. Cancer's probably number two.

Speaker 131 Yeah.

Speaker 138 I mean, I had to bring someone who beat Watt because everyone's being like football guy.

Speaker 138 But and then, number four, Trevor Lawrence did an interview in full pads with his helmet right off the practice practice field.

Speaker 57 Football guy.

Speaker 162 Can't play in rain, though.

Speaker 131 Yeah.

Speaker 125 So he's got to figure that out.

Speaker 51 Okay. Those are football guys of the week.

Speaker 3 Check out the blog. Vote.

Speaker 23 We will send JJ Watt a ball with a nail in it.

Speaker 138 If he wins, but first we're sending it to Ken Dorsey. Okay.
I think Josh might foster a little bit of that.

Speaker 13 Okay, nice. Nice.

Speaker 73 Good. Good.

Speaker 20 Good job, Billy.

Speaker 85 Let's finish up. Who's back?

Speaker 32 Do we want to condone Ken Dorsey's behavior, though? No, it's disgusting. I'm still very.

Speaker 101 He'll never get a job in the end of the day.

Speaker 11 I'm broken up by it.

Speaker 56 He's not a psychopath.

Speaker 32 Why did he show that much emotion and passion?

Speaker 71 It's kind of disturbing.

Speaker 138 Because he doesn't like losing.

Speaker 13 Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 32 Rubbed me the wrong way, and a lot of the youngsters at home, too. Yeah.

Speaker 91 He goes for an interview for a head coach.

Speaker 115 Someone's going to bring that up.

Speaker 113 Oh, my God. Wow.

Speaker 13 I don't want him.

Speaker 32 You? Like, Ron Rivera, get out of town, but like

Speaker 32 if it's between Ron Rivera or a guy that actually cares about his team losing, I'm sorry. I got to go with Ron.

Speaker 148 Nick Saban would never show that type of emotion.

Speaker 32 Disgusting.

Speaker 128 Okay.

Speaker 116 Hank, who's back of the week?

Speaker 10 We kind of talked about it earlier, but Blake Griffin. Blake of the Year.
He's back. He signed a one-year deal with the Celtics.
Yeah. Two games away from winning a championship last year.

Speaker 10 Obviously, the locker room is in a lot of turmoil. You know, you need someone.
You need a figure to come in and just set everything right and do what you need to do to push your team over the top.

Speaker 159 It's Blake Griffin.

Speaker 87 Yeah.

Speaker 66 And the merch you put up is incredible.

Speaker 10 It's Blake of the Year. He looks like Lucky the Leprechaun.

Speaker 11 It says 3x Blake of the Year.

Speaker 32 Does he respect Lucky?

Speaker 10 Yeah. No, he deemed me on Instagram.
He was like, I need one of those.

Speaker 159 Yeah.

Speaker 155 Awesome. Done.

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Speaker 159 It's promo, Jake.

Speaker 10 It's use promo code Jake 0% off.

Speaker 10 It's just great. I've been happy about it all weekend.

Speaker 113 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 131 Yeah. It is nice.

Speaker 138 Celtic's pretty young team, right?

Speaker 32 Sure. So Blake is veteran leadership? Yeah.

Speaker 122 Pal Horford, young guy.

Speaker 32 Father figure.

Speaker 57 No, they are a young team. Yeah.

Speaker 11 What does that mean, Billy?

Speaker 126 What?

Speaker 126 They need leadership after Eme.

Speaker 144 My other who's back. Yeah.

Speaker 159 I have two. Oh.

Speaker 62 Chili.

Speaker 11 Okay.

Speaker 122 Chili's back.

Speaker 100 Are you

Speaker 28 cocking me on my announcement of chili season being back?

Speaker 38 Go ahead. Were you going to do that?

Speaker 58 Well, I usually wait till it gets cold for a couple days in a row, and then I'm like, yeah, it's chili season.

Speaker 113 I'm actually

Speaker 24 made me like a cool video.

Speaker 11 Brian Baumgarner.

Speaker 13 Oh, yeah, that is back.

Speaker 10 Yes, Brian Baumgarner, Kevin from the office, came into the office, and him, Billy, and Ben Mintz had a chili cooking competition. You guys were the judges.

Speaker 10 It was in Cat Girl Productions. It's going to be a long, very funny video.
It's coming out Tuesday.

Speaker 144 Yes.

Speaker 10 We'll have some promo videos out this week, but it's going to be Tuesday night. We'll do a YouTube premiere.
Everyone will be in the comments.

Speaker 10 It's a very, very funny, you know, PMT-centric chili video.

Speaker 59 Make sure that we put that out before the dozen trivia event in Philly.

Speaker 7 So you're cucking me on my home.

Speaker 13 Sorry, go ahead.

Speaker 113 Go ahead.

Speaker 41 Chili's back. Chili's back.

Speaker 82 Chili's back.

Speaker 10 Just until Tuesday.

Speaker 20 Just a very funny video. Very funny video.

Speaker 32 Is chili season not the same as soup season?

Speaker 20 No, chili season, you have to, because my theory is that if you eat a bowl of chili and like the next day, like if you eat a bowl of chili for dinner and the next day it's like 85 degrees, you've got problems.

Speaker 107 So you gotta, you gotta wait for the consistent, like, cool temperatures, and it's like, boom, now we're going hard on the chili.

Speaker 20 You can eat it at any time, but it is, like, if you've got a gut full of chili and then all of a sudden...

Speaker 98 You're like, oh, I got to wear a t-shirt and shorts.

Speaker 112 Yeah, it's a problem.

Speaker 10 Anything you'd like to say about the video before it comes out, Billy?

Speaker 138 Honestly, I think Brian Bumgarner didn't realize that actual characters like the ones he portrayed in the office existed in real life, and it was quite the dynamic.

Speaker 10 I have no idea what that means. Yep.

Speaker 32 Yeah. What does that mean? Tune in on Tuesday.

Speaker 130 Sure.

Speaker 32 Were you like Ryan?

Speaker 82 Were you like

Speaker 11 a temp? I think that almost burned the place. That was a perfect.
No, that was perfect. That was perfect.

Speaker 13 That was perfect. I didn't know what you were going to say.

Speaker 130 That's perfect.

Speaker 89 That's perfect previous.

Speaker 4 All right, PFT, your who's back.

Speaker 32 My who's back is the dozen trivia. Yes.
Because me and Big Cat are competing amongst others down in Philadelphia on Tuesday. It's October 4th at 7.30 at the Met in Philadelphia.

Speaker 32 We're doing a dozen live taping. Jeff D.
Lowe will be down there hosting it. So it's my team, the experts.
That's right.

Speaker 59 My team, the experts.

Speaker 32 The Yak, Frank, and the Frank Ats, and Uptown Balls. And so tickets are on sale now, and it's going to be a good time.

Speaker 20 Should be fun.

Speaker 5 The live trivia.

Speaker 122 Great trivia town, too.

Speaker 5 Yeah, the great, great, great trivia town.

Speaker 119 The live trivia events are so much fun.

Speaker 103 We did one in Chicago last year. It's ruckus.

Speaker 88 It's awesome.

Speaker 110 Definitely buy tickets if you've got nothing going on on Tuesday night in Philly and come see us because it's going to be a ton of fun.

Speaker 32 It'll be a blast, yeah. Yes.

Speaker 79 All right, my who's back is Wisconsin because we fired our head coach.

Speaker 61 So the Badgers are officially back.

Speaker 32 Back to being good.

Speaker 120 We were bad for the first time in 20 years, Hank.

Speaker 20 Now we're going to be good again.

Speaker 32 Do you think maybe the lease was a little bit too short?

Speaker 47 No, I think.

Speaker 32 Because you just said that you were bad for the first time in 20 years. Yeah.

Speaker 96 No, I think that it was

Speaker 7 painful to watch the Badgers play this past month.

Speaker 120 They've done all three things they've done in the last month at various times with Paul Christ in the last 20 years, and that's lose a non-conference game at home,

Speaker 97 just be like non-competitive against Ohio State, and then get blown out by Illinois.

Speaker 48 You can't do all three things in a one-month span.

Speaker 66 So Jim Leonard, my favorite Badger of all time,

Speaker 17 he's maybe the best, like one of the top football guys of all time.

Speaker 85 Walk on, made it to the NFL for a decade.

Speaker 134 And yes, he's the head coach, and I'm ready to roll.

Speaker 16 Ready to roll?

Speaker 10 Hypothetically, Urban Meyer threw his hat in the bag.

Speaker 82 Yeah, sure.

Speaker 146 You just said, hypothetically, would you like to put your morals aside to win a national title?

Speaker 4 Yes, the answer is yes.

Speaker 87 The answer is yes.

Speaker 102 But I'm rooting for Jim.

Speaker 85 I want Jim to get the job.

Speaker 72 I want him to turn it around.

Speaker 100 I want him to,

Speaker 75 I love him.

Speaker 32 He is my favorite badger, so I want him to get the job but uh yeah it feels good because when you have to answer for your team sucking if you fire your coach then you'd be like well we fired our coach right like you know it's problem solved right so sure it'll be that easy we were just talking earlier tonight about just how impressive patrick mahomes looks and you know his his quarterback coach is matt nagy and he might be a hot name that would come across uh this this hiring season could how would you like matt nagy to be a badger yeah when you when you tweeted out you're like i did it as like a half a troll i was like yeah half a troll half a troll, that was.

Speaker 55 It would honestly like half a troll.

Speaker 95 It would be very funny for me.

Speaker 32 I'd sepuku myself for like for like eight hours, and then I'd realize what I'd done on a mountain if it actually happened. And I'd be like, this is actually, this became a little bit too real.

Speaker 32 Yeah, no, it's just fun to think about.

Speaker 125 I'd go to the top of Bascom Hill, Madison, and I would just fucking put a sharp blade right in my stomach and bleed out right there.

Speaker 122 It'd be very funny.

Speaker 51 Just be dead forever.

Speaker 119 Also, wild stats are back.

Speaker 95 I got one for you, Jake.

Speaker 4 You ready for this?

Speaker 128 Yep. All right.

Speaker 111 The last time Kansas was 5-0,

Speaker 21 they did it by beating Iowa State on homecoming in 2009.

Speaker 76 And they did that this year.

Speaker 47 And since, so in between going 5-0 against Iowa State in 2009 and going 5-0 this year against Iowa State, they were 23-125.

Speaker 53 So maybe they've broken the code and they're back.

Speaker 20 Wow. Well, actually, no, that would be...

Speaker 41 No, yeah, no, they're out of it. They're out of it.
They've gotten out of it, right?

Speaker 23 That's a crazy record in between.

Speaker 120 23 and 125.

Speaker 111 Last time they were 5-0.

Speaker 120 They went 5-0 against Iowa State in 2009 and lost every game the rest of the season.

Speaker 159 It's wild.

Speaker 17 So hopefully that doesn't happen this year.

Speaker 10 The game day list gets smaller and smaller now, too.

Speaker 57 Yeah, they're going in there.

Speaker 108 Oh, yeah, game day, by the way, if we're going to do that, college football show, Ruckers, Piscataway.

Speaker 71 I think the show's at 5.30 on Friday night.

Speaker 32 Nebraska Ruckers.

Speaker 32 I think I'm going to the game.

Speaker 13 Oh, nice. Yeah.

Speaker 32 Yeah. Support my guy, Chiano.
Yeah.

Speaker 52 Yeah, he and Ryan Day getting into it.

Speaker 48 Ryan Day did apologize to Chiano.

Speaker 32 Good, because he's going to get his ass kicked.

Speaker 5 Well, Chiano was doing this point.

Speaker 152 Yeah.

Speaker 66 You don't want an Italian doing this point.

Speaker 99 No, Chiano was.

Speaker 133 That means you're fucked.

Speaker 32 He was ready to just absolutely choke slam him. He was.

Speaker 118 He was just going like this.

Speaker 33 That's literally a decent thing.

Speaker 40 There's one thing.

Speaker 32 There's just one thing that Greg Schiano wants to do. If he can't win, he wants to kick your ass.

Speaker 32 And so he played right into his hand of that. Ryan Day would get his ass whooped.

Speaker 104 Our good friend TJ, his entire career comes down to Friday night.

Speaker 125 Let's hope the crowd's good.

Speaker 71 Entire Hitchings family.

Speaker 23 Their entire reputation as a family.

Speaker 30 Damn.

Speaker 16 Yeah, I've told them that.

Speaker 86 Also, I made a video trying to pump everyone up, and I was like, they've kidnapped me and made me go to Piscataway, and then Ruckers tweeted out the video, and they just edited that part out.

Speaker 125 So shout out them.

Speaker 13 Okay, Billy.

Speaker 138 My who's back is cheating. We've seen a lot of cheating scandals in the news recently, but I don't think any of these are going to.

Speaker 42 It's consensual.

Speaker 13 No, no, I'm talking about

Speaker 13 it.

Speaker 138 No, cheating in games, cheating in tournament, like chess. There's a chess cheating scandal.
There was recently a poker cheating scandal. That's too complicated for me to explain.
Yeah.

Speaker 138 I don't really understand it.

Speaker 10 The poker shit's hard to follow if you don't know poker.

Speaker 44 I tried.

Speaker 113 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 41 I tried to watch a video and I was like, I'm out.

Speaker 11 I figured it out.

Speaker 44 What the fuck are we going to do?

Speaker 48 I figured it out.

Speaker 32 If you get really good at poker and then somebody who's worse than you beats you by being stupid, you just say that they cheated. Yeah.

Speaker 32 That's how the poker thing works. But then, yeah, whatever.

Speaker 138 Yeah. Should give the money back.

Speaker 37 It was like a poker douchebag type thing.

Speaker 57 Yep.

Speaker 138 Anyway, this one is even more serious. This is about cheating in a fishing tournament.

Speaker 159 Yes.

Speaker 138 Last week, I think late in the week, there was serious allegations made and evidence found in a

Speaker 138 walleye fishing tournament in Ohio.

Speaker 138 The winner of the walleye fishing tournament, the head of the tournament, went to the winner's fish. There was about five fish.
They weighed 33 pounds.

Speaker 138 In the second place, the winner said, hey, my fish are bigger. Why do their fish weigh more than mine?

Speaker 131 Fair question.

Speaker 138 And then the tournament commissioner said, you know what? We've had so many of these allegations about these guys. Went up to the fish, cut them open.
Yep. Weights spilled out.

Speaker 32 Yeah, there was fishing weights in there.

Speaker 58 Lead weights.

Speaker 32 There were like three, four pound weights inside these fish.

Speaker 63 Wrapped in fillets. Yeah.

Speaker 138 And if you saw the video, which is a very intense video, they slice open these guys' fish, and these guys are caught dead to rights to just silence standing there as a guy just is yelling at them for cheating.

Speaker 32 Their faces turn red.

Speaker 138 Yeah, and then a huge mob forms. Apparently, these guys in the past year have won over 300,000 in fishing boats and cash prizes in different walleye tournaments across the Midwest.

Speaker 138 And everyone on that circus, that circuit, was so irate. I was scared for these guys' lives in the video.

Speaker 42 They should have kicked their ass.

Speaker 138 Mob rule: if that guy who's the tournament,

Speaker 138 you know, looking watching over the tournament wasn't a cop, that a whole parking lot full of fishermen were about to jump

Speaker 63 guys. Yeah, that's the only reason.

Speaker 42 He shouldn't have arrested him.

Speaker 11 Well, should have.

Speaker 32 Why didn't he arrest him if he wasn't the police officer? Because he.

Speaker 80 What did we pay the cops for?

Speaker 138 No, so he told them to leave, and then they called the police because if they stayed there, it was a good chance that the crowd was gonna beat the shit out of them.

Speaker 32 So, wait, they actually did call the cops, yeah, they did call the cops, and the cops escorted them out. I guess there's a fraud that's been committed, right?

Speaker 32 Yeah, but like, how has anybody ever been arrested for putting weights inside?

Speaker 123 They should be, that's a big-time crime in my life.

Speaker 138 Apparently, there's something on the books where it's like something like there was an old law where, like, if you're a horse thief or like a lobster, a blue law, yeah, yeah, yeah, or a lobster pot robber, like those were punishable by death back in, like, the old days.

Speaker 32 Horse theft, yeah.

Speaker 161 Yeah.

Speaker 112 So, yeah, it's like those laws, like, you can't, you can't, like, walk with a woman if she's wearing, like, a sundress on a Tuesday.

Speaker 13 Like those laws, the weird laws.

Speaker 128 Yeah, you can't have a pet raccoon.

Speaker 95 Yeah, or like cattle theft.

Speaker 54 I think that's a good law.

Speaker 135 Yeah, that is a raccoon one.

Speaker 122 Billy would disagree.

Speaker 77 Billy would disagree.

Speaker 138 Yeah, but anyway, these guys were about to get their shit rocked. And so the whole phishing Twitter, phishing, Reddit, phishing has just been exposing these guys.

Speaker 134 And they're two guys.

Speaker 138 I'm not going to dox their names because they've been

Speaker 138 dragged through the mud a lot.

Speaker 33 Well, they should be.

Speaker 138 But these guys.

Speaker 32 What are their names?

Speaker 138 I'll give their last names Runyon and Kaminsky.

Speaker 11 They'll give us their first names. I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 113 We're not doxing them.

Speaker 155 Last names.

Speaker 138 But they basically have been stuffing.

Speaker 13 What are their first names?

Speaker 138 Okay, let me find the exact name.

Speaker 50 That's how we can judge who they are.

Speaker 138 Jake Runyon and Chase Kaminsky. Yeah, they cheated.

Speaker 82 Chase. They cheated.

Speaker 32 It's also Jakes are big-time cheaters.

Speaker 158 This is a disgusting disavowal. Yeah.
Disgusting.

Speaker 122 Disavow all Jakes.

Speaker 128 You can change your name?

Speaker 155 Maybe.

Speaker 122 What's your real name?

Speaker 57 Wallace. Wallace.

Speaker 11 Wallace Marsh.

Speaker 11 That would be great.

Speaker 13 Where the fuck is Wallace?

Speaker 138 No, but so it turns out what these guys were doing was wrapping the weights in bought walleye fillets.

Speaker 110 Yeah.

Speaker 138 Shoving it down their mouth.

Speaker 32 Which is also forcing the fish to do cannibalism.

Speaker 13 Yeah, and also

Speaker 138 killing the fish, which the fish are supposed to, in a lot of tournaments, the fish have to be alive when you bring them to the scales. But turns out these guys have been winning tons of tournaments.

Speaker 138 And in fishing, is like you can be a very good fisherman, but because it's so random, like what fish is swimming by your boat at that exact moment, there tends to be a lot of parity.

Speaker 138 And these guys were winning way too consistently

Speaker 138 for everyone to be like, hey, something's going on. And at this tournament, the tournament supervisor was finally like, okay, they're outliers.
We're going to cut open these fish.

Speaker 138 Because usually they don't cut open the fish because they don't want to kill the fish.

Speaker 138 Because it's usually a catch and release type thing but fishing reddit fishing like all the fishing messen message boards fishing 4chan how is how is 8chan going they're going nuts and they're making and the memes are hilarious they like photoshop their winning fishes where they're holding up fishes and just put up weights yeah so i i did a little bit of reading on your blog billy and one of the lines was that uh

Speaker 32 they were suspected of cheating before because one of the guys had failed the post-tournament polygraph that was administered last year which is apparently like a normal thing. It's very normal.

Speaker 32 Like after a fishing tournament,

Speaker 32 they have all the team members take polygraph tests

Speaker 20 to make sure that they're not lying.

Speaker 32 Like, I kind of love fishing tournaments, I think.

Speaker 66 I'm in.

Speaker 138 No, I mean, these guys are sober fishermen. These guys go fishing, sometimes don't catch anything, no drinking, no music.
Like, these guys are fishing fishing.

Speaker 83 Yeah, it should be done.

Speaker 161 Sober fishermen.

Speaker 111 Shoving lead weights into every dead fish.

Speaker 138 Sober fishermen are probably the most intense people of all time.

Speaker 57 Yeah.

Speaker 44 Yeah.

Speaker 32 I don't really care for the aesthetic of the professional fishermen. And by that I mean like they look like NASCAR drivers with the logos everywhere.

Speaker 32 I like to think of my fishermen as being like straw hat, like backwoods.

Speaker 13 Overalls.

Speaker 32 Overalls, that type of thing. Now, they look like they were like shad out of a mountain dew bottle.
Yeah.

Speaker 128 Yeah.

Speaker 138 Yeah, but they've robbed some of the runner-ups that were robbed out of hundreds of thousands of dollars, and they have no way to prove it over the past two years.

Speaker 117 Justice.

Speaker 32 Yeah. All right.
Do the right thing,

Speaker 80 Jake and Chase.

Speaker 32 Chase. Yeah.
Give the money back. Give the boat back.

Speaker 23 Give it all back.

Speaker 131 Oh, I think they're getting federal fraud.

Speaker 44 Oh, let's go.

Speaker 13 Yeah, lock them up.

Speaker 42 Throw away the key.

Speaker 81 Kud who's back, Billy.

Speaker 32 Stop the steal.

Speaker 10 They need to just do one court case with the chess guys,

Speaker 159 the poker people, and this guy.

Speaker 113 Just one giant ruling.

Speaker 13 Yep.

Speaker 63 Have Billy McFarlane be the judge.

Speaker 167 Billy broke the story.

Speaker 130 Yeah, I know.

Speaker 51 He would have been popping.

Speaker 13 In the quote tweets.

Speaker 11 Oh, no. Billy was going viral.

Speaker 13 Big time viral.

Speaker 57 Big J Billy. Yeah.

Speaker 138 I chase the story when I can.

Speaker 56 Love it. Chase it.

Speaker 32 I liked all of Billy's updates that he was giving, like, after he realized it was going mega viral. He just kept replying to his original tweet with some variation of, I'm working on a blog.

Speaker 32 I'll have more on this later.

Speaker 64 And then he'd reply to that, be like, I'm still working on the blog.

Speaker 32 It should be up soon. Majority.

Speaker 64 I'm still working on the blog.

Speaker 32 I've submitted it, but the editors haven't approved it yet. Just like giving a running timeline of how hard he's working.

Speaker 11 It was a Saturday.

Speaker 11 Good job, Billy.

Speaker 41 Good job. I could be entertaining clients.

Speaker 77 You could have been. You could have.

Speaker 23 All right, Jake, finish us off.

Speaker 158 My who's back is West Coast Baseball. We have some playoff droughts that were snapped for the weekend.

Speaker 158 The Mariners in for the first time since 2001. My World Series.

Speaker 89 We'll walk off Homer.

Speaker 17 My favorite lost.

Speaker 158 The Padres are in for the first time in a full season since 2006.

Speaker 46 Very cool.

Speaker 158 So the field is shaping up. We'll start this weekend.
We have a few more games this week.

Speaker 148 What about the Mets? Another Mets?

Speaker 158 Another loss. Got swept by the Braves.
The magic number is one.

Speaker 155 Another loss. Oh, no.

Speaker 158 Unless the Mets.

Speaker 11 And they're going to lose to Grom, too.

Speaker 81 To the Braves.

Speaker 32 To the Braves, yeah.

Speaker 158 It's looking like the Mets will play either the Padres, maybe the Phillies

Speaker 13 in the first round.

Speaker 122 Pumped up for Mets off the new format, by the way.

Speaker 32 I read that Mrs. Mett got a divorce and she's now married to Blooper.

Speaker 158 I saw that rumor. I saw that, too.

Speaker 150 And they're adopting Jacob DeGrom. Yeah.

Speaker 130 So

Speaker 158 the new format, for those unaware, it's a best of three. The top two seeds get to buy three and the six seed.

Speaker 158 They added another wild card, and the four and the five will play two out of three this weekend.

Speaker 113 Okay. Do they fly back?

Speaker 158 No, it's three games with the higher seed.

Speaker 130 Oh, lovely.

Speaker 158 Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

Speaker 158 And then the top two seeds in each league will get a buy.

Speaker 142 So when does the

Speaker 142 DS?

Speaker 166 Yeah, if you were

Speaker 103 a traditionalist, when does the official playoffs start?

Speaker 90 Well,

Speaker 129 I think the three off-star prize. Yeah, no, no, no.
I'm just saying, when does the DSS?

Speaker 13 One game of wildcard shit was.

Speaker 117 Yeah, yeah. When does the DS start?

Speaker 158 Below. The DS starts next Tuesday.
Monday's an off day.

Speaker 24 so tuesday october 11th the yankees astros and uh dodgers have already judge is definitely gonna finish at 61 he's got four games in texas i'm actually gotten to the point now where i'm mad that i did the bet because i like want to revel in the fact of them cutting in to every college football game oh people driving well yeah it's fucking bullshit if you if you're a yankees fan you're probably watching the yankees game already like who cares for sixth place it's for the american league record and they were saying like someone someone tweeted and i completely agree with it.

Speaker 67 Like we need to, when the World Series comes, we need to cut in like Louisville and UCF every time they're in the red zone on a Thursday night.

Speaker 20 And by the way, I've watched this, bitch.

Speaker 32 I've done the math on it. Turns out Aaron Jones, or Aaron Judge, if he was playing in any other stadium besides Yankee Stadium, he would have two fewer home runs.

Speaker 32 So really kind of a Mickey Mouse sixth place that he's at right now.

Speaker 56 Jake, the Blue Jays.

Speaker 32 Are they going to get home games?

Speaker 130 The Blue Jays.

Speaker 35 Those will rock.

Speaker 89 Those will rock.

Speaker 24 I think the Mariners have the one seed.

Speaker 87 The Blue Jays are the high.

Speaker 46 Yes, I believe they locked up the four seed.

Speaker 32 That could be interesting because the whole border vaccination thing.

Speaker 161 I was going to say it'd be interesting just because remember

Speaker 20 when Joey Bats and that Blue Jays team, how fucking awesome that stadium was? Yeah, that stadium was like the Thunderdome.

Speaker 32 And they are the team of Suns.

Speaker 139 No, wait, Jake.

Speaker 135 No, no, no, they're not.

Speaker 92 Oh, yeah, they are. The Blue Jays.

Speaker 13 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 53 The Blue Jays will play the Mariners, most likely.

Speaker 72 Or the Rays.

Speaker 155 Yeah, most likely the Mariners.

Speaker 136 The Mariners are one and a half games up on the Rays.

Speaker 32 So, you know how they had that clip that was so wild from a couple months ago where it was like Bo Bachette and Dante Bachette swing, and then they had Vladdy Jr.

Speaker 32 and Vladimir Guerrero swing back to back? I want somebody to include, is his name Cavin Biggio?

Speaker 99 Cavin Biggio.

Speaker 32 I wanted someone to include him, like, really leaning into a pitch and taking one off the elbow compared to how his dad did it. Because I swear to God, they get hit by pitches the exact same way.

Speaker 55 It's uncanny. Yeah.

Speaker 57 Yeah, wild, even it's very wild.

Speaker 13 It's wild. Yeah,

Speaker 13 okay.

Speaker 60 I've been waiting for this since Thursday.

Speaker 10 What's 48 plus 45 is 93?

Speaker 57 Yep.

Speaker 83 Numbers.

Speaker 10 I'm doing 93 for Jake scoring on me.

Speaker 102 Thursday, we have a bet.

Speaker 84 PFT and I have a bet with Hank.

Speaker 93 If he gets no, if he never gets a number right before the end of this year, he owes me and PFT $5,000 combined.

Speaker 117 If he gets it once, we owe him $5,000 combined.

Speaker 60 If he gets it twice, he owes us $3,000.

Speaker 67 If he gets it three times, we owe him $3,000.

Speaker 57 I love it.

Speaker 87 I'm rooting for you, Hank.

Speaker 92 I would like you to get it now.

Speaker 41 I want him to get it now.

Speaker 20 If you're going to get it, I want you to get it now because then you have to be worried.

Speaker 13 Yeah,

Speaker 10 I don't do this for the money. I just want to win.

Speaker 10 I don't care.

Speaker 131 What's your number?

Speaker 10 93.

Speaker 127 Okay.

Speaker 10 Score Gammy.

Speaker 11 26.

Speaker 136 91.

Speaker 153 16.

Speaker 32 11.

Speaker 10 If it's 17, I might.

Speaker 110 Oh, well, I guess I can spin it, but

Speaker 113 I'll lose suit.

Speaker 113 Oh.

Speaker 11 Oh, 96.

Speaker 10 Oh, Billy's fucking reaction. Wow.

Speaker 11 96.

Speaker 32 Hank, you were so close.

Speaker 73 You were so close, Hank.

Speaker 158 I thought it was 69, too.

Speaker 161 96, you were so close, Hank.

Speaker 10 Oh, that's why you reacted like that.

Speaker 158 I really didn't call it. That would have been.

Speaker 82 96.

Speaker 33 No, it's implied.

Speaker 20 Have you ever been three away?

Speaker 46 It's implied.

Speaker 13 I don't even think you've been three away. I definitely have.

Speaker 11 No, you haven't.

Speaker 50 You've never even been close. Yep, Jake.

Speaker 115 That makes me nervous. That feels like you're getting closer.

Speaker 32 Have you ever gotten, like, one away?

Speaker 20 Definitely. Have you ever gotten the number?

Speaker 159 Oh, no.

Speaker 32 I can't wait till you get it twice.

Speaker 20 Great interview coming on Wednesday. Kyle Long, our old friend.

Speaker 10 No, you don't want me to get it twice.

Speaker 82 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 88 We do. We do want you to get it twice.

Speaker 32 If you get it once, then we owe you money.

Speaker 82 If you get it twice, you owe us money.

Speaker 85 So if you get it once, then the pressure's on us, but it also is kind of on you to not get it right.

Speaker 32 I want to see what Hank's strategy is going to be like to not get it.

Speaker 32 Like what numbers he's going to be.

Speaker 10 I have a genius strategy.

Speaker 11 Oh, last two years. Oh, really?

Speaker 55 Because it seems like you've really figured out the numbers in this one.

Speaker 85 This doesn't count.

Speaker 20 This does not count, but let's see if you can get far away.

Speaker 51 Guess. No, it's not far away.
It's just not the number.

Speaker 50 Okay, so

Speaker 107 just just give me one that's just far away.

Speaker 138 No, I'm confused.

Speaker 32 Give me one that's far away.

Speaker 123 Hank, let's prove that you can get it.

Speaker 65 I want to see the strategy here for not getting it.

Speaker 113 Far away.

Speaker 10 99.

Speaker 54 Okay.

Speaker 1 This does not count.

Speaker 64 What if he gets it?

Speaker 13 Six.

Speaker 11 By the way, he does have a strategy.

Speaker 32 I like how Hank's strategy to get the number was 98, and his strategy to get as far away as possible was 99.

Speaker 23 No,

Speaker 68 I think he does have a strategy to not get it.

Speaker 125 He's proven it. Track record.

Speaker 10 Love you guys.

Speaker 138 Charles Darwin was once looking for an ostrich-like bird called the Rhea in South America.

Speaker 138 He searched far and wide for it, and then discovered that the chicken he was eating for dinner was actually the bird he was looking for.

Speaker 32 That's how he discovered the rhea.

Speaker 34 What a moron.

Speaker 34 Shy,

Speaker 34 I'll be coming for your love of king. Shy,

Speaker 34 I'll be coming for your love of king. Be less to say.

Speaker 34 Say it.

Speaker 34 Beats don't let us wait.

Speaker 34 Tell him I can't clean. Say after me.

Speaker 34 Expected to be saved this hour.

Speaker 34 Say after me.

Speaker 34 I expected you to be saved this hungry.

Speaker 34 You You all think that you were not in a child.

Speaker 34 Love and coming to you anyway.

Speaker 34 Love and coming to you anyway.