Derek Jeter, Daniel Jones Internal Clock, 1 Question With Gardner Minshew And Guys On Chicks

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Speaker 1 On today's part of my take,

Speaker 1 Derek Jeter.

Speaker 1 Derek Jeter.

Speaker 1 Yup. We got the captain on the show.
Hank is still so mad about it.

Speaker 1 He was like, we went into the interview and Hank was like, he's going to suck. And then he's very good.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he did. He's like, he's going to suck.
But he was very good.

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Speaker 1 September 28th, and Danny Dimes has done it again. 0-9 in primetime games.
The Cowboys beat the Giants.

Speaker 1 I was actually thinking about it.

Speaker 1 It's unfortunate for Danny Dimes that he is playing for the Giants because he does have to play so many primetime games.

Speaker 1 And it wasn't even his fault on Monday night, but that game, watching that game, it reminded me because like being able to actually focus on one game, it reminded me that Daniel Dimes has the worst internal clock of any quarterback I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker 5 All right, so it's funny that he said that because literally the only note I made from last night's game was Danny Dimes. He stands in the pocket for about one second and then he takes off.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I don't think, so I don't know if it's necessarily that he's got a bad internal clock most of the time in terms terms of getting sacked but he just he doesn't let the clock play out long enough sometimes and then when he should be having the alarm goes off go off he doesn't right so he's like opposite it's like the broken clock is is right twice a day somehow daniel jones is a correct clock that's wrong at all hours of the day he's like just like 10 minutes either ahead or 10 minutes behind but he's never on schedule so at the end of the game he rolled out of the pocket and he had a linebacker coming at him from about 15 16 yards away and he just kind of stood there like a video game he's He's like, he'll never get here.

Speaker 5 With the controller unplugged and just was just like bouncing and pulsing. Yeah.
And then just gets fucking rocked and throws the ball sideways out of bounds.

Speaker 5 Then all the other times in the game, he'll drop back in the pocket. He'll look over to his right.
That dude's not open. Fuck it.
I'm going to take it and run. And he can run.
In a perfect pocket.

Speaker 5 And so, yeah, he can run. He just.

Speaker 1 He also had the special of he would roll right and there would be, it was usually Lawrence or Micah Parsons or someone. The Cowboys defense was great.
They pressured him all night long.

Speaker 1 Would just be running after him. And it was like watching the movie Scream, where you're like, don't open that door.
And Daniel Dimes, like, dude, what's going on?

Speaker 1 Like, if you're a Giants fan, you're spending the entire time yelling at the TV, watch out.

Speaker 5 I like the Daniel Dimes. I think we've only heard like Daniel Jones.

Speaker 1 Jack O'Neill.

Speaker 5 Yeah, Daniel Jones or Danny Dimes. Daniel Dimes.
Daniel Dimes. Damn, Daniel Dimes was back at it again.

Speaker 1 With the bad internal clock. And it wasn't, I actually don't think that that was all on him that game because the Giants have no receivers.
Yeah. They don't really block well.
Saquon looked awesome.

Speaker 1 And the Cowboys' defense, like, Dan Quinn is a really fucking good defensive coach.

Speaker 5 He's going to be a head coach.

Speaker 1 I'm just going to.

Speaker 1 No, I'm going to call it. I'm going to call it right now.

Speaker 5 Dan Quinn will be a head coach again. And he's going to go like eight and eight.
Then he's going to go five and 11. Then he's going to go 5-11 again, get fired.
Then he's going to go somewhere

Speaker 5 and be the best coordinator in the league again.

Speaker 5 Some people are meant to be coordinators. And that's okay.

Speaker 5 I don't know what it is about our society these days that says that the pinnacle of everything is to be, if you're in the coaching sphere, is to be a head coach.

Speaker 5 Like sometimes you can just be really happy being really fucking good and the best defensive coordinator in the league. And then everybody always wants you to get a head coaching job.

Speaker 5 And then you just take the interviews for the head coaching job, come back and get a raise.

Speaker 1 Look who's living proof of you should just do that is Brent Venables. He just lost to Kansas State at home.

Speaker 1 He should have just stayed at Clemson forever, getting like one and a half million dollars a year. And every time Clemson lost, Dabbo gets clowned, not him.

Speaker 5 Yeah, that's perfect. Also, is there any chance that, let's say, hypothetically, Urban Meyer goes to Nebraska, and then Taylor Martinez is like, I'd like to transfer

Speaker 5 before this year's over, and he goes back to Nebraska.

Speaker 1 He probably has another.

Speaker 1 I think they would grant him another year just to go back to Nebraska. But we should also mention Cooper Rush, 3-0 as a starter, looked like Cooper Rush has now made himself a lot of money because

Speaker 1 he doesn't look incredible, but he looks more than competent as a backup.

Speaker 5 I'm telling you, Biquette, the ball kind of jumps off his hands sometimes. And it's not like he's got a cannon for an arm.
I don't think.

Speaker 5 He's got like a really compact windup, and the ball goes further than you think it would based on how he throws it. Yeah.
So he's, yeah, he's made himself a lot of money as a backup.

Speaker 5 And Jerry Jones, even, I think today he said something along the lines of it'll be interesting to see what happens when Dak comes back. Yeah.

Speaker 5 Because like he's put pressure and Jerry, Jerry fucking loves a quarterback controversy. Oh, he loves it.
That's what he gets out of whatever hyperbaric chamber he sleeps in to extend his life.

Speaker 5 That's how he gets out of that area in the morning, and he's like, I can't wait to stir up some controversy with my team and talk about the quarterback.

Speaker 1 And he also, like, he comes from the cradle of quarterbacks. I think it's the cradle of coaches, but I'm going to call the Mac the cradle of quarterbacks.

Speaker 1 Central Michigan, you got Ben Rothesberger, Bruce Gerdkowski,

Speaker 5 everyone. Chas Batch.

Speaker 1 Jules. Jules.
Good point. Jordan Lynch.

Speaker 1 A lot of great quarterbacks. Went on to be great pros out of the Mac.
So, yeah, Cooper Rush. I mean,

Speaker 1 and again, the Cowboys defense is just fucking good.

Speaker 1 They are, I think it's, it's, they have a lot of good players, but it also just proves that like if you can get that one guy, which is obviously harder said than done, but that one guy who can just wreck every play in Micah Parsons, everyone else's job gets easier.

Speaker 1 That one time when he got double teamed and then like skirted the double team and then just blew up the guard and then got the quarterbacks, like, this guy, he can't be blocked.

Speaker 5 Yeah, 11 from heaven, as Skip Bayless says. Skip recorded a nice video after the game was over last night of him just like his nut face into the camera.
Yep. He was just like, oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 This is awesome. He loved, man.

Speaker 5 The world is a better place when Skip Bayless and Stephen A. Smith are drawing at each other from cross-country into their phones without ever addressing the other person by name.
Yes.

Speaker 5 Because when Stephen A. Smith puts on the cowboy hat and he goes on first take in the morning, he's not doing that to get under greeny skin.
No. He's not doing that to get under the fan skin.

Speaker 5 He's doing that knowing that Skip still watches film about him and thinks about him every day and sometimes accidentally calls Shannon by Stephen A. Smith's name when they're debating.
Correct.

Speaker 5 And vice versa, when Skip Bayless talks about the Cowboys, he's not betting cases of Die and Mountain Dew with La Shannon Sharp. He's betting his own heart to Stephen A.

Speaker 5 Smith, who he knows is watching that tape later on that day.

Speaker 1 Yes, absolutely. And yeah, the Cowboys, I...

Speaker 1 I'm starting to like fall for the Cowboys again. I need, Batgirl, I need you to, like, just set me straight that we're supposed to hate hate the Cowboys.

Speaker 1 This is my problem with just being like, oh, I'm rooting for this team this year. I don't know all the, you know, the history.
Because, like, I watched that Cowboys defense.

Speaker 1 I was like, if Dak comes back and he's okay, like, this Cowboys team, similar to last year, I'm like, oh, then Michael Gallup comes back.

Speaker 1 CeeDee Lamb, shout out CeeDee Lamb for that horrendous drop in the first half. And then he did the My Bad, which I love.
Whenever it's like, totally, yeah.

Speaker 5 Was that really his fault?

Speaker 1 Yeah, it was like a wide open in his hands. My bad, guys.
Yep. Thank you.
That's leadership.

Speaker 5 The craziest part about that drop that he had was I don't think he ever even extended his hands to catch the ball. The ball just landed in his hands where his hands were and just went right through.

Speaker 5 It was the perfect pass.

Speaker 1 It was the perfect pass. I could not have thrown a more perfect ball.
And I'm trying to get better at maybe not like just completely cell phoning myself.

Speaker 1 Which one did I say there, Hank?

Speaker 1 Cell phone. I did say cell phone.

Speaker 1 I'm trying not to like have the total knee-jerk reactions because in the first half, I was like, are we we sure CeeDee Lamb is good? That's what I was thinking.

Speaker 1 And then he went on to make incredible players

Speaker 1 and win the game. Yeah, he's an incredible wide receiver.
But yeah, the Cowboys.

Speaker 5 I also like, did you see Jerry Jones celebration after the game? No. It was awesome up in the box.
Oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 Jerry Jones in the box when he's happy is so perfect because I think he had an opportunity to execute upwards of 10 or 11 various handshakes and fist bumps. And he missed all of them.

Speaker 5 Every single one of them was a fist bump to another guy's handshake or a handshake to another guy's fist bump.

Speaker 5 Rich people are fucking amazing at missing handshakes.

Speaker 1 And then he was just rich people and golfers. Yeah, which I guess is a good Venn diagram.
Yes, it is. But he was just staring at his team after picking his fingernail.

Speaker 1 And I just assumed that he was being like, yes, my pretties. Like, they finally won a game.
Like, this is great. But yeah, the Cowboys defense is real.
The Giants.

Speaker 1 I think the Giants are exactly what we thought. Like, they're a frisky team.
But they're not a good team yet. I mean, they were, we said it before, like, could you imagine the Giants being 3-0?

Speaker 1 I could not. So that's why I took the Cowboys last night.
And, like, I don't, Giants versus Bears this week will be a battle of, like, whoever wins that game will be 3-1, and that's stupid.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that makes no sense.

Speaker 5 I think the Giants are definitely, I put them in the punching above their weight class category.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they're first-year head coach. They're friskies.

Speaker 5 So the Giants can beat a team that's better than them, and they can also lose to a team that's worse than them. Yeah, they can lose to the worst team.

Speaker 5 But usually they can beat a team that's better than them, but they can't compete with a team that's better better than them that is playing at like their normal level.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they have to have an off-game.

Speaker 5 They have to make you, you have to look at the Giants and be like, we're going to play down a little bit. Then the Giants will beat you 100% of those games.

Speaker 1 Right. The Giants can beat the Bills if Josh Allen turns the ball over six times.
Correct. Yeah.
Correct. Yeah.
And they could lose to the Seahawks just straight up. Yeah.

Speaker 5 I wanted to point this out because somebody did point it out to me yesterday that the hat that I wore on Sunday night's show went 6-0 against the spread and 6-0 money line. Now,

Speaker 1 what?

Speaker 5 This sounds like you're doubting.

Speaker 1 No, it was a Bears.

Speaker 9 It was Sunday or Thursday.

Speaker 5 What do you mean?

Speaker 1 The Bears didn't cover, but that's whatever. Okay, so

Speaker 1 it's Moneyline. Yes.
No, but they pushed.

Speaker 1 Either you pushed or lost. They pushed three or three and a half.

Speaker 5 Okay, so the hat went undefeated money.

Speaker 5 Including several underdogs. Correct.
And the Jaguars were on there. And the Jaguars were on there.

Speaker 5 It actually was better than I thought it was because I looked at the hat last night, and there are two other teams.

Speaker 5 I forget what they are because I don't have the hat on me right right now, but there are two other teams that are on that front panel that also won Moneyline.

Speaker 5 One of them, I think, was an underdog as well. So it really went 8-0 Moneyline.
That will never happen again.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 5 I think I'm going to take the bill of the hat this week. I'll bring it in.
We'll talk about it Thursday, and we'll put together a bill parlay and see if the hat

Speaker 9 or wear it backwards, I was thinking.

Speaker 5 Yeah, so I could wear it backwards. Colin Coward would fucking hate that.
But on the back, it's got more teams. So it's more likely that it could lose.

Speaker 1 Or bigger odds.

Speaker 5 I I don't know. We'll see if the hat can rise to the occasion.

Speaker 1 I think you take the back of the hat not as a parlay, just all of them straight up.

Speaker 5 Just straight up? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Front hat, back.

Speaker 5 And then what about the bill, though?

Speaker 1 The bill may be a save for when we need to get out of jail-free. The bill is

Speaker 1 a monster

Speaker 5 for a rainy day.

Speaker 1 That's perfect for the brim of the hat. Yes, exactly.
Break in case of emergency with the bill of the hat. What were you going to say, Billy?

Speaker 8 Did you guys see who was wearing number 13 on the Giants last night?

Speaker 1 Who? David Sills, who played at West Virginia.

Speaker 8 But if you remember way back, that was the quarterback who was 13, who was offered by Lane Kiffin at USC. And now that's how the story panned out.

Speaker 8 He switched to wide receiver, and now he's playing in the NFL.

Speaker 1 It could have been you, Billy. Yeah.
And we also had an almost all-time Mike McCarthy move, which Jake Ferguson, Barry Alvarez's grandson, fun fact,

Speaker 1 went out of bounds at the end of the game. And that play was stupid to begin with.
Like, they're like, hey, we just need to run the ball and we can get it to like 50 seconds.

Speaker 1 And they're like, no, let's pass it and have it it run towards a sideline short of the sticks and hope it works. And it didn't.
It didn't work.

Speaker 1 Mike McCarthy, it was going to be an all-time Mike McCarthy bonehead, but we were robbed of that.

Speaker 5 Am I the only one that has thought that Ezekiel Elliott isn't the best running back on the Cowboys for the last like two and a half years?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, Tony Pollard gang has always been hyping him up.

Speaker 5 I feel like three for the last

Speaker 5 three years, it's been

Speaker 5 pretty obvious to me at least. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Although Pollard is,

Speaker 5 he just looks like a fresher guy.

Speaker 1 Like Ezekiel,

Speaker 5 he's earned his contract, and by that I mean like he was good before he got paid. And so they kind of paid him money, which I think.
And Jerry loves him. And Jerry loves him.

Speaker 5 But when you have like an older running back, and by older, I mean really after their first big contract, it's tough to stay fresh for that long. Tony Pollard, he runs like he's still hungry.

Speaker 1 So the only thing that I agree, he always looks like the fresher, faster running back.

Speaker 1 I always wonder, though, like, is that because he doesn't get the first down carries when everyone knows you're going to run and like has to run between the tackles type of stuff? Yeah, man.

Speaker 1 Like, he gets the, he gets, he gets the third down plays.

Speaker 1 He gets, he gets stuff that Ezekiel Elliott has to get, like, some of the hard yards, and then Tony Pollard can come in and be like a little thunder and lightning.

Speaker 1 Yeah, which I love whenever a backfield claims they have thunder and lightning.

Speaker 5 That definitely, that definitely could be one. Remember Lyndale White and Reggie Bush, the eat and run duo?

Speaker 1 Yeah, they were the best. They were awesome.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I was actually looking it up

Speaker 1 because Tony Pollard is

Speaker 1 a good lesson that

Speaker 1 if you are going to raise your kids to play one sport, it should be, or two sports, it should be basketball or baseball. Because Tony Pollard is a good NFL running back.

Speaker 1 He has made $3.5 million total in his career. Yeah, see, he needs to.
Because he was not drafted high. He was a fourth-round pick, and he hasn't gotten his big contract yet.
And that's got to suck.

Speaker 5 Yeah, he needs to get paid.

Speaker 5 What's going to happen definitely is he's going to get paid and then he's going to turn into

Speaker 1 someone's going to try to feature him.

Speaker 5 He's going to to look slow, and then the guy behind Tony Pollard, everybody be like, Yo, does anybody think that this guy's better than Tony Pollard?

Speaker 1 Right, exactly. But I someone's going to like the Jets are going to give him like $40 million.

Speaker 5 Yeah, it's just a bummer because he's been good for a while. Yeah.
And he's looked better than Ezekiel, and Ezekiel is getting paid so much more money.

Speaker 1 The only other thing I had was that halftime was so awkward where Joe Buck unfortunately had to interview Jimmy Kimmel. That sucked.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I hated it because that's Boomer's time. Chris Berman should have been on my television.

Speaker 1 Well, and also Jimmy Kimmel, like,

Speaker 1 I just,

Speaker 1 Jimmy Kittle seems like a nice guy, but, like, the comedian that he has become, knowing the comedian he was, like, it just sucks to watch him.

Speaker 1 Because he's just become, like, this, like, super safe, like, haha, like, here's the joke.

Speaker 1 It's going to be the joke that I've said a million times. Like, dude, you used to do the man show.
You used to watch, you know. Girls jump on trampolines.

Speaker 5 You used to be the guy.

Speaker 1 I know times have changed.

Speaker 5 You used to be the guy that would make your dog wear a mask so that when it walked in the room while you were jacking off, it looked like a hot chick. Right.

Speaker 5 And now you're you're talking to Joe Buck and being like,

Speaker 1 My workout routine is really tough. You know, I'm religious about that.

Speaker 5 I'm going to get I'm going to go on Howard Stern tomorrow.

Speaker 1 Is that crazy?

Speaker 1 Baba Booey.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, my family's watching the game here, and then my other family's betting on the game in Las Vegas. So, I mean, gambling's legalized everywhere.
Yeah, I've got me.

Speaker 5 Guillermo, he loves the Cowboys.

Speaker 1 Joe Buck, you could tell he was like, dude, I just want to take a piss. Yeah.
Let me take a piss. And the audio at the end, I don't know if you guys noticed, it was crazy.
It was wild to watch.

Speaker 1 It was so out of sync. It was, I said it in the moment.
I was like, it's like when you find a porn video that's out of sync and you're like, what's going on here?

Speaker 1 Like, they would snap the ball, and then you'd hear the snap, and then you'd hear the whistle like well after a flag was thrown. I don't know what ESPN is doing, but clean that shit up.

Speaker 5 I don't know what porn you're watching.

Speaker 1 I mean, that's old school. Like, when you look it up and you're like,

Speaker 1 you've never watched a video where the audio is out of sync? I honestly, like, back in the day?

Speaker 5 I don't. I've watched scrambled porn.

Speaker 1 No, when you like find a video, it's just like it's not lined up. Sometimes this is weird.

Speaker 5 And sometimes that happens when you're like trying to fast forward through the video and you restart it halfway and you have bad internet way back in the day.

Speaker 1 Yeah. That might be it.
Like when you try to.

Speaker 1 I think that still happens when the audio is just fucked up. Anyone want to back me up? No one's ever.
All right. A lot of people were saying that they agreed.
No? Okay. All right.

Speaker 1 I'm out on an island. I guess I'm not.
I'm the only one who's ever seen a video where the audio is fucked up on a porn.

Speaker 5 I want to be in that boat with you, Big Cat.

Speaker 1 Billy?

Speaker 8 Jake and I grew up with like

Speaker 1 internet speed, yeah. Streaming.
I'm not even, I don't think it's an age issue.

Speaker 1 Are you talking about literally like there's some bad videos out there that like you try to watch it and it's just like, all right, well, this audio is just fucked up.

Speaker 5 Are you talking about online or like a DVD?

Speaker 1 Online, online. No, DVD is clean.

Speaker 5 I feel like what you're talking about is online when you try to fast forward way back in the day and your internet was slow. So when it would recalibrate

Speaker 5 sometimes I'll find you.

Speaker 1 Please do. Please do.
I don't think it's a, I'm not even talking about an internet thing. It's just this happens.
We'll throw it on the YouTube.

Speaker 1 People will back me up on this. This definitely happens.
Where it's like, wait, these don't match up. It's like there's moaning and then they still have their clothes on or something.
What's going on?

Speaker 1 Well, all right. That's fine.
I'll just be stuck out here by myself. On Horny Island, guys.
No, it's not even horny. Those videos suck, but they happen.

Speaker 9 I've seen them before.

Speaker 1 Thank you, Hank. Why were you holding back? Oh, now you're saying no?

Speaker 5 No, it's just trying to make you feel.

Speaker 1 I mean, a lot of people were agreeing with me online. So I guess

Speaker 1 I'll just be on my own.

Speaker 1 I remember remember that big cat yeah no that's fine i i don't need i don't need pity you guys jake do you remember that i'll do some research i can't say i've had any personal experiences with that issue yeah i don't want to think of you watching porn that like bums me out no offense to you

Speaker 1 but it does like you're not i just you're our darling jake you don't do that stuff yeah you don't touch yourself

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Speaker 1 Okay, so we taped a little out of order today, and we did guys on chicks already, but Hank, you alluded to this.

Speaker 1 And I would like to hear what Jake and Billy say as Yankee fans. Are we concerned about Aaron Judge at this point? It feels like it's concerning time.

Speaker 8 I kind of think he might be overswinging.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think there's a lot of pressure. I think he needs Albert Pooho's dick ball that's like juiced to the gills as well.
He needs that.

Speaker 6 He's going to do it on Friday night when I am there.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 61 and 62? He's going to hit one of them.

Speaker 6 He might hit one of them. He's going to hit

Speaker 1 one of them.

Speaker 5 How many games are left?

Speaker 6 Nine.

Speaker 5 Okay, if there was a way.

Speaker 6 Nine at the time of this recording.

Speaker 5 If there was a way for Big Cat to win his bet and for everybody else out there that took Big Cat's bet to win their bet.

Speaker 5 And still have him fail at it, that's what I want to have happen.

Speaker 1 It's not possible, it's

Speaker 1 not possible.

Speaker 5 It would be, I I know, but I'm just saying, like, I can't root against it because Big Cat has money.

Speaker 1 It's the people more than me.

Speaker 5 And I won't do that.

Speaker 1 But I gave it to the people. It would be.
I still have the bet.

Speaker 5 It would be very, it'd be very funny if he just got stuck on 60.

Speaker 1 It is.

Speaker 1 It is weird. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It'd be hilarious. Yeah, no, I don't even care.

Speaker 9 I'm rooting for the people as well, but it doesn't

Speaker 1 strikes out.

Speaker 1 It's one of those.

Speaker 1 It's one of those bets that if I just personally took it and I hadn't put it on our sportsbook app and the people hadn't rode with me, I wouldn't care.

Speaker 1 Like, if it was like, you could lose money, but also this would be hilarious, I'd be all in. Like, that would be very funny.
But I do feel bad for the people because people rode the bet. And

Speaker 1 it'd be a real shame.

Speaker 1 I know you're rooting against me, Hank. No, I'm not.

Speaker 9 I just said I'm for the people.

Speaker 4 Once he hits 61, I think

Speaker 1 he pays off. Yeah, I think

Speaker 6 a lot of it goes away, and we could see two in a game.

Speaker 5 I think he'll probably go. He's going to get it.
He's going to get it. But

Speaker 1 it'd be very funny if he didn't. The greatest

Speaker 1 stat I saw, because this is, it is weird that the whole conversation is about, and Hank has alluded to this, like 62 when we're just erasing Barry Bonds from the history books.

Speaker 9 And Sammy and Mark.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and Sammy and Mark multiple times. And but I did see last night, Aaron Judge took his 18th intentional walk this year.
Yeah, the guys are avoiding him, too. Right.
Barry Bonds.

Speaker 1 Barry Bonds had 120 intentional walks in 2004. How absurd is that? That's crazy.

Speaker 1 120 times. The basis loaded, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 I think he got walked twice in his career.

Speaker 1 That's how fucking the base his load was.

Speaker 6 Yeah, also, one thing we talked about with Jeter in a few minutes, but Jeter's last hit was a home game at night in September against the Orioles.

Speaker 6 This weekend, Friday night, home game September at night against the Orioles.

Speaker 5 The signs.

Speaker 9 That's not that wild. The signs.

Speaker 1 Pretty wild, though. No, you always win.

Speaker 5 You always finish your season against a defense.

Speaker 1 No, Hank. How many.
I mean, I agree with Hank. That's mild.
I I can look at the Yankees schedule. Last time

Speaker 1 late September. Smile.

Speaker 5 And turn that WSPA.

Speaker 6 I'm home against the Orioles. I'll look it up.

Speaker 1 How many times does Aaron Judge walk this year?

Speaker 1 It is really crazy.

Speaker 1 Every night should just be like, hey, remember Sammy Sosa? I mean, remember Barry Bonds and how fucking absurd he was?

Speaker 5 Also, that should happen.

Speaker 1 101 walks. 101 walks this year.
Barry Bonds had, in his year that he hit 73 home runs, he had 177 walks.

Speaker 6 Judge had 127 in 2017.

Speaker 1 In 2004, the year that he was intentionally walked 120 times,

Speaker 1 he had 232 walks.

Speaker 5 That's fucking ridiculous. That's absurd.

Speaker 1 That's absurd.

Speaker 5 Getting on base that much. So that's the year where if he had gone to bat without a bat every single time, he would have, I think, still led the league in on base percentage.

Speaker 1 It's stupid.

Speaker 7 It's stupid. And never swung at a single pitch.
Yeah.

Speaker 5 So, yeah, it's interesting because we talked about this record a little bit last week and we said how, okay, it's basically it's a Yankee record which

Speaker 5 we said Yankee and then I had several people reply to me being like dude It's the AL record that he's going nobody gives a shit about an AL record like that That's not a thing that people care about.

Speaker 5 No, I get that the number 61 does have some meaning in American culture. Yes when it comes to baseball

Speaker 5 I acknowledge that 100%. Yeah, it's not a right.
It's not really a record.

Speaker 5 It is the Yankee record, which sounds lame when you put it that way, but it does have a meaning because it was the number that everybody grew up with as being unattainable. Right.

Speaker 5 Like nobody, there was actually a discussion that we had back in the in the early to mid-90s before the steroid thing. Will anybody ever hit 60 home runs in a season again?

Speaker 5 And people were like, no, it's not going to be possible. Yeah.
Pitching's too good. Yeah.

Speaker 5 And the fact that it's happening, it's kind of cool, but at the same time, it would be fucking hilarious if Aaron Judge just strikes out every at-bat in the season. Now,

Speaker 5 I don't want it to happen, but you have to admit, it'd be funny.

Speaker 1 It also, just because we're talking baseball records, it just reminds me that

Speaker 1 Joe DiMaggio's record is just the most 56 games in a row with getting a hit is just so stupid. That is so stupid.
If we're doing a list

Speaker 5 of the most unbreakable records, I would say

Speaker 5 the hitting streak and then Ricky Henderson's stolen base record.

Speaker 1 And Cal Ripken, probably. Cal Ripkin.
Just because everyone takes breaks now.

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 6 Did you guys see Tommy's tweet about the records?

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 6 It went viral.

Speaker 6 MLB posted top five most unbreakable MLB records, and number five was Cy Young throwing 749 complete games. That was number five on the list.

Speaker 5 That's pretty crazy. It was MLB on Fox, who tweeted.
What else was on there?

Speaker 6 Wainwright and Yachty, 325 starts as battery. Yeah.
Number three was Demagia's hitting streak. Number two was Otani's 10-plus wins and 30-plus homers.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, that's pretty crazy. Johe Otani should be the MVP.

Speaker 6 Yeah, and number one was Barry Bonds' all-time home run run record.

Speaker 1 What about I think the hitting streak record should be number one.

Speaker 5 I think Ted Williams had like 15 confirmed kills in World War II and then hit 404. That'll probably never be done again.

Speaker 1 That's true. That's a fact.
All right, what else we got? What else we got before we do hot seat cool thrown? A little college football. Miami sucks.
Yep.

Speaker 5 Miami is bad.

Speaker 1 Yeah, there wasn't like... There's no change at the top.
Ohio State's really fucking good.

Speaker 5 Tennessee Rocks.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Tennessee's back. back.

Speaker 5 Hinden Hooker for Heisman.

Speaker 1 When they play Alabama, that's going to be like...

Speaker 1 That is one of those games that if Tennessee can lose by less than 10, then I'm like, ooh, they might actually be back. But it has the potential of a classic like Alabama.

Speaker 1 Just every time a team in the SEC

Speaker 1 hops up for a second, they're like, ha ha, no, no, no. There's a level.
For Alabama.

Speaker 5 You're right. There's absolutely levels when it comes to SEC football where you can be an average team.
You can be a good team.

Speaker 5 Then there's the next level of a team that's so good that they can keep it within one score of Alabama.

Speaker 1 Right. Like a team.
Or Georgia in this case now.

Speaker 5 Yeah. Makes Alabama nervous.

Speaker 5 And then there's the boss level that Georgia is the first team to ever really get up to that level since Nick Saban's been down there where it's like they are kind of low-key favored against Alabama.

Speaker 1 Right. They're going to go on.
There's going to be multiple years now where it's like the spread is less than a touch.

Speaker 1 Because, you know, obviously LSU's championship season, but then it was disappeared. Georgia's now sustaining, hey, we're on this same level as you.
Yep.

Speaker 5 I also saw earlier today

Speaker 5 one of the old BCS computers. You remember the old computer formulas that they had? Yeah.
There's an old BCS computer that still does their BCS formula and publishes it every week.

Speaker 5 They had JMU ranked number 11 in the country. Wow.
So it's a pretty smart computer.

Speaker 1 Kansas is not being ranked as a travesty as well.

Speaker 7 That is stupid.

Speaker 1 It's just, that's a total helmet ranking. Yes.
If they were any, like, if Kansas were USC, same resume, they'd be like three in the country. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's why preseason rankings and rankings in September are so stupid.

Speaker 5 Texas is back to being not back.

Speaker 1 Yep.

Speaker 5 Facts. Officially?

Speaker 1 Facts. Yeah.
Horns down everywhere.

Speaker 5 Washington might be good.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Dana Beers, our good friend,

Speaker 1 he got Texas Tech a $50,000 fine. Just him.
What'd he do? Well, no, it wasn't just him, but there was actually some

Speaker 1 Texas Tech fans pushing players, which was fucked up. But Dana didn't push any players, but Dana went up to the mascot and did a a horns down right in his face in front of the cheerleaders.

Speaker 5 That's unsportsmanlike conduct.

Speaker 1 So the actual like AP story saying Texas Tech has been fined for $50,000 for like rushing the field has Dana as the picture. So it looks like he's the one who did it.

Speaker 5 Lifetime Texas Tech fan.

Speaker 1 Yes. Dana Pierce.
I mean he has to choose Texas Tech.

Speaker 5 No, I think it'd be even funnier if he got them a $50,000 fine and then left.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I mean, but he like that's an all-time being able to go see that game.
And that was, I think, the first time they beat a ranked opponent at home forever since Crabtree.

Speaker 5 You've watched more Big Ten than I have this year, Big Cat. Is it time that we start having the discussion about Penn State being ranked in the top four?

Speaker 1 Oh, no, Penn State's good. Penn State is good.
But Penn State has Sean Clifford. So he is the...
He's kind of.

Speaker 1 I don't want to say he's Kirk Cousins because that would probably be mean to Sean Clifford.

Speaker 5 He is. Kirk Cousins won a few games in the Big Ten.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he did. He did.

Speaker 1 Didn't win that Big Ten championship game against against Wisconsin, even though it was, well, it was a revenge game for Wisconsin.

Speaker 1 But Sean Clifford is the guy who Penn State will get to a point, and I think they are very good, but he will throw just a back-breaking interception, and every Penn State fan will be like, why did I believe in Sean Clifford?

Speaker 1 Yeah. That will happen.
They know it's going to happen. Ride the wave until it happens, but holy shit, that's going to happen.
Drew Aller.

Speaker 10 Drew Aller's going to come in at the time.

Speaker 1 The backup? Yeah. You had Will Leavis.
I know.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
But was that a fair assessment? Because you are a Penn State fan, Max. Like, that's a fair assessment?

Speaker 10 Yeah. I have zero, zero faith in him.

Speaker 1 Oh, no. Yeah.
But, like, he is going to...

Speaker 10 Penn State's good enough, and Singleton is really, really fucking good. And it's going to

Speaker 10 get to that point where Penn State's there, Penn State's there, and then it'll be like, what the fuck? Why didn't we bring in Allard?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
Why did Sean Clifford throw that ball? And so, yeah, and Ohio State looks like world beaters as usual.

Speaker 5 Is Ohio State the most boring, awesome team of all time?

Speaker 5 In terms of a franchise.

Speaker 1 That game was never even close to the game.

Speaker 5 If you look at their colors, their whole vibe, the aesthetic, the campus.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 5 I feel like Ohio State is a very boring machine of devastation.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 I think it comes down to when they had Urban Meyer, there was still the allure of Urban Meyer's a psycho, and they could still lose to like Purdue or Iowa randomly.

Speaker 1 And now it just feels like they are a true corporate machine.

Speaker 5 Well, it goes back to Jim Tressel when he used to wear the sweater vest and the ties every game. Every game was pretty much a board meeting.
Right.

Speaker 5 They were going to come out on top because they had stacked the seats in the boards. They had all the votes.
And then they would just kind of methodically move on and move forward.

Speaker 5 Like run the ball, play solid defense. That's kind of what Ohio State did.

Speaker 5 Now, even though they have incredible playmakers at quarterback and wide receiver for the last several seasons, they still have that like boring-ass vibe to them. Yeah.
I just can't get

Speaker 5 amped up for Ohio State. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, they do just run through the entire Big Ten, and we'll see if Michigan can duplicate it. Although, I think Michigan State stinks.
The game against Penn State, that's at Penn State.

Speaker 1 So that will be, can Penn State survive the Sean Clifford disaster?

Speaker 1 Tune in.

Speaker 5 Everyone's waiting on bated breath.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Spoiler alert. He will not survive

Speaker 1 the Sean Clifford disaster.

Speaker 5 Well, I mean, they survived Christian Hackenberg.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but this is Sean Clifford is a quarterback that is just built to get your hopes all the way up and then just demolish them.

Speaker 5 I want to see one of those YouTube compilation videos that that people do for various colleges in like certain eras in time when they go back and do like a very heavy breathing voiceover and walk you through what happened.

Speaker 5 I want somebody to do that with Christian Hackenberg and explain to me how Christian Hackenberg played forever in college football and then he gets to the NFL and it's like, this guy can't throw a ball seven yards.

Speaker 5 He's actually how did that how is that possible?

Speaker 1 He is he's a good lesson that like college football, if they had the one and done, it would be good for guys like Christian Hackenberg because when he was there the first year, it was like, this guy is incredible and he should be the top pick.

Speaker 1 And then he just had to play too much college football where everyone was like, eh, maybe not.

Speaker 5 Yeah, but it would have been very funny if he had gotten to the NFL. And the number one pick.

Speaker 5 And then at the next level, we got to watch Christian Hackenberg evolve as he did in college, but against players like Miles Garrett.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. Who.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, yeah. As a Bears fan, I hope he's okay.

Speaker 5 Yeah, there's a big, a lot of that, like as a Steelers fan.

Speaker 1 Every retreated that poor guy, he probably woke up and was like, what the fuck just happened? Because it was the actual news article being like, Miles Garrett suffered a severe crash.

Speaker 1 He flipped over a bunch of times. His Porsche looked like completely mangled.
And then there's one guy, the first response under it was as a Steelers fan, like, I'm rooting for him to survive.

Speaker 1 It was Steelers fan here. I hope both of them are okay.
Also, I hope he's on the field this Sunday or very soon. Appreciate that.
That's nice. That's nice.

Speaker 1 As a fan of football, I'm happy that Miles Garrett didn't die in a car crash.

Speaker 5 Yeah, so wait, this guy is a Steelers fan, and he said, I hope he's on the field this week. Do you think he would have included that part at the end if the car crash had happened

Speaker 5 exactly seven days ago? Definitely not. If it was last Tuesday, would that guy have been like, I hope he's on the field in two days? Yeah.

Speaker 1 I don't know. No, he would have been like, Steelers fan here, happy he's okay.
Probably a sign that, you know, life's bigger. Some things are bigger than sports.
Maybe he should retire.

Speaker 5 Steelers fan here, just hoping that he takes all the time necessary to make a full and complete recovery. Yes, that's what he would say.
Yes, absolutely.

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Speaker 1 Hank,

Speaker 9 my hot seat is anyone with the the Spurs championship future.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. Okay.

Speaker 9 Media Day was yesterday. A bunch of stuff.
I like how the NBA does it all in one day. Yep.
Zion Williamson looks great. James Harden lost a bunch of weight.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 that he said.

Speaker 9 And then Greg Popovich just outwardly said it.

Speaker 9 No one here should go to Vegas and bet on this team to win a championship.

Speaker 9 If you bet in the Barcelon Sportsbook, $10, you'd win $100,000 if they do win the championship.

Speaker 1 Is that it? It's good value.

Speaker 9 I'm going to sprinkle a little bit on that, but I don't know. I'll probably get in trouble for that.
I don't think you can just say that, but I respect the honesty.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he was nice, and that makes me, I mean, my brain, the gambling brain that I have, is like, he knows something, definitely bet on them. Yeah, that's what he's saying.
I agree with you.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's trying to get us off the scent.

Speaker 5 Nice try, Greg.

Speaker 1 Got to sprinkle. Yeah.

Speaker 9 Then my cool throne, I thought about putting them in my hot seat, but I don't want to sound like too much of a hater. But NASA's on the cool throne.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that is mine.

Speaker 9 They launched a

Speaker 9 spaceship into a comet.

Speaker 5 Yeah. Yeah, they launched a fullback.

Speaker 5 I didn't like it.

Speaker 1 You didn't like it? I mean,

Speaker 9 the video also wasn't, it was

Speaker 1 like clip art.

Speaker 5 Yeah, it was choppy, like you're watching, you know, old porn.

Speaker 1 How is that possible?

Speaker 9 Billions of dollars of, billions and billions and billions of dollars go into these things, and they... they can't get like an HD camera that good point, Hank.
Frames aren't jumping every two seconds.

Speaker 5 My first reaction was similar to that. Looked like Claymation.
Yeah, my first reaction was like, this is stop action animation. We spent probably hundreds of million dollars on this.
Billions.

Speaker 5 However much it was. But then I thought to myself, just wait because they'll have a second camera.

Speaker 5 that was set up somewhere that has the HD footage and then we'll get to watch that and it's going to look awesome. I'm just waiting on that.

Speaker 1 Special effects.

Speaker 1 It was my cool throne just because they totally did this as just like, hey, look, we can prove that we did this. It's not like an asteroid's going to come and blow us all up.

Speaker 1 Like, ha ha ha, it was just fun.

Speaker 1 Like, we did we just wanted to prove to ourselves that we could do this no one worry about a potential asteroid killing us all haha that's what i that was my big takeaway like you just spent all that money to see that you could attach to like you know throw uh what was it a refrigerator basically at a rock

Speaker 1 70 million space years away I feel like we have a big asteroid coming soon.

Speaker 8 We drop so many bombs on Earth every day. Why don't we just throw all those bombs bombs and blow something up? And develop a point system and compete.
Make it like a Space Olympics.

Speaker 1 Oh, so I keep saying the game Space Invaders.

Speaker 5 You put a bounty. Yeah.
It's like Big Buck Hunter except for asteroids.

Speaker 8 And we like compete with other countries in space programs.

Speaker 5 That's actually, Billy, you've said a lot of really good things on this show. That's probably the smartest idea you've ever come up with.

Speaker 8 And we just compete that way. So it's like Putin, you want to blow shit up? Like, whoever blows up that one first wins.

Speaker 5 I like it. And the winner gets, like, I don't know, mining rights to certain natural resources.
So your country is incentivized to get better at the space defenders game.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
It's just an Olympics out in space and the winner gets all the land. Yeah.
That's fucking awesome, Billy. That would be cool.
I'm sure we can

Speaker 1 agree on this.

Speaker 5 Billy, for you in.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. I love it.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Your hot seat cool to own PFT.

Speaker 5 My hot seat is society. American society to be specific.
All of us. We participate in it

Speaker 5 because

Speaker 5 Dude Perfect is building a hundred million

Speaker 5 dude facility in somewhere in Texas, undisclosed location, an amusement park for dudes who like being perfect. And I think we're going to look back on this in the history books in

Speaker 5 300, 400, 500 years and whatever country takes over the United States where we're at right now and study like signs of American decline. Why did this empire fall?

Speaker 5 Was it Trump? Was it Biden and inflation? Was it Putin launching a battlefield nuke in Ukraine?

Speaker 5 No, it was Kobe, Corey, Garrett, Purple Hoser, Beard Guy, and Beard Guy's dad building a giant monument to themselves in central Texas to the tune of $150 million.

Speaker 5 That is the tipping point of our society as a whole.

Speaker 1 I want to hate it so bad, but at this point, it's just jealousy. It looks sick.
It's like these guys just basically have cracked the code of living a dream life.

Speaker 1 I do still think it would suck to have to like work there because you have to be nice to everyone all the time. Like think about that.

Speaker 5 It's like if the Texas AM Yell leaders had their, like, took their ayahuasca and imagined their perfect life. We're living inside of Ol Rock's fever dream right now in College Station.
Yeah.

Speaker 5 That's what Dude Perfect is.

Speaker 1 Who was the rapper that we had on that has a he's trying to

Speaker 1 Acon, yeah. He's yeah, it's Acon's new future.

Speaker 5 Yeah, it's Acon. It's Acon for white guys.

Speaker 7 Yes, exactly.

Speaker 1 I also like that they threw out, like, hey, we're thinking about going somewhere else, which that's a great move of, like, who's going to give us the least amount of taxes.

Speaker 5 So, wait, wait, the dudes are doing the NFL owner thing?

Speaker 1 Yeah, they were, they were like,

Speaker 5 we're going to pack up and we're going to pack up and move the dudes out of town.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they were like, we would like it to be in Texas because we're from Texas, but Atlanta, possibly you. Like, you know, LA, possibly you.
It's like,

Speaker 1 who's going to basically use all the city's money to build us this beautiful place?

Speaker 5 It's like what Amazon did when they were looking for HQ2. Yes.
And AOC like closed it down in New York. Yes, yes.

Speaker 1 So they're just getting everyone's hopes up.

Speaker 1 But yeah, I'm sure it will be in San Antonio.

Speaker 5 So yeah, the dudes.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they did it again.

Speaker 5 They did it again. Dudes, I did it again.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 5 And then my cool throne is

Speaker 5 the number six.

Speaker 5 The number six is on the cool throne. Alex Caruso wears number six.

Speaker 1 Yes, he does.

Speaker 5 And he is trying to change his jersey number out of respect, out of respect for Bill Russell because they're going to retire Bill Russell's jersey.

Speaker 5 They're letting everyone that currently wears number six continue to wear it.

Speaker 5 Alex Caruso, being the classy guy that he is, he decided he wanted to move on and show that respect to Bill Russell, and the NBA is not letting him do it.

Speaker 5 So they're forcing him to wear the number six throughout the entire season. I think it's because...
Alex Caruso sells so many jerseys. He's top 75 jersey sale.
Yeah, he's a top 70.

Speaker 5 That's got to do some good stuff for his top shot that I have, right?

Speaker 1 Like that shows that there's a a market out there for caruso collectors that also feels a lot like uh and i'm a huge caruso fan uh that does feel like uh over nine mlk uh memorabilia like he's probably 75th yes did they say oh they said top 75 75 yeah top 75 or they just took whatever number alex cruso was going to be he's top he's top 80 82.

Speaker 1 i thought he might be 74.

Speaker 5 i think i think i can name off the top of my head I think I can name exactly 75 NBA players.

Speaker 1 He's, I mean, Alex Caruso's the man, so it makes sense.

Speaker 5 He is the man. So he's going to be wearing number six this year, but just out of respect, just imagine that it's a different number.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yes. Okay, so I already did my cool throne with the

Speaker 1 totally

Speaker 1 fake, you know, like, oh, we're just going to throw this at the asteroid, and it's not going to, it's not because we're practicing for something.

Speaker 1 My hot seat is the Nets, Media Day, the Nets, all of them getting together.

Speaker 1 Kevin Durant was basically like,

Speaker 1 he said there was a lot of uncertainty around our team last year. We came to a mutual agreement that we should keep moving forward.
And I think Kyrie said something like, yeah, it's pretty awkward.

Speaker 1 This is not going to work. This is so awesome.

Speaker 1 They basically spent an entire summer saying the shittiest things about each other, being like, September will never come. We'll never have to be in the same room again together.

Speaker 1 And September is here, and it's just as awkward as you thought it would be. Yep.
I love it. I love it so much.

Speaker 5 I mean, the team is going to be about the same as it was last year. Oh, yeah, Ben Simmons.

Speaker 5 It's going to be even more hilarious than it was last year.

Speaker 1 Imagine if they're just good.

Speaker 5 I can't wait, honestly, because you don't know what you're going to get from the Nets this year, but you do know that it's not going to be normal.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I hope they're really, really good and then get swept in the first round.

Speaker 5 That would never happen. That would be very funny.
That would never. They're going to whomp whoever they play in the first round.
Easy whomping.

Speaker 8 Billy. My hot seat is the Buccaneers Stadium staff.
So we saw Aaron Rodgers said he saw something on the Jumbotron post-game against the Bucs.

Speaker 8 So did some internet sleuthing, and there's no footage of it, but the rumor that's going around from recent tweets from in the stadium at the time of the game before rogers said anything as well as reddit posts apparently from the hearsay on the jumbotron was a shot over tom brady's shoulder of a huddle and seeing the flood right uh two-point conversion play

Speaker 8 which if you look at the defense um the packers played to defend that play you see that there were six guys in the area of the flood so that's a little uh overbalancing of a defensive coverage,

Speaker 8 even though it was going right. But they think that Aaron Rodgers saw this on the Jumbotron on the surface pad that showed a flood right play.

Speaker 8 And that's how they knew what the two-point conversion was.

Speaker 1 I thought the Bucs stadium staff was going to be on the hot seat because a hurricane's about to wreck all their lives.

Speaker 1 Yeah. From the standpoint.
I actually had to say that.

Speaker 5 From the standpoint of water, they're on the hot seat.

Speaker 7 They yell wash away.

Speaker 1 Like they have to worry about their families right now. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Is it legal to

Speaker 5 look at the scoreboard? Because I know that refs aren't supposed to look at the scoreboard at all, right?

Speaker 1 Yeah, for replays and stuff. Yeah.

Speaker 8 It should be. There was a tweet that was done before that post-game speech was even made.
So that's why I'm

Speaker 8 cutting to the point and thinking that it was real. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 Or Hank,

Speaker 1 now's the time to be like, somehow they're going to blame Tom Tom Brady for this and suspend him four games.

Speaker 9 You're setting on me.

Speaker 5 No, I'll tell you exactly why. The league issued a memo saying that, hey, Tom Brady, you're not allowed to smash tablets anymore.

Speaker 5 And so Tom Brady would have smashed that tablet, and instead it caught him holding the tablet, which was then broadcast onto the Jumbotron that gave the play to Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 5 So if Brady had, if it was up to him, he would have smashed that tablet a long time ago. It sounds like the debratification of the NFL, yet once again.

Speaker 8 And my cool throne is Wake Force head coach Dave Clausen. So during

Speaker 8 the game against Clemson,

Speaker 8 so as some of you know, Dabbo Swinney's sons are on the team, and they're in places where you can kind of hide them, like holder, you know, fourth quarter wide receiver.

Speaker 5 I'm going to push back on that because I don't think you can hide at holder. Right, but you're either good or you're not holding.

Speaker 8 Yeah, it's a very simple job.

Speaker 1 Okay. Wow.
You're a hater.

Speaker 8 I've been a holder.

Speaker 1 Really?

Speaker 8 Yeah. When I was like third-string quarterback.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 5 It's an easy job. So

Speaker 5 he was on. I'm going to kiss some people off with that one, Billy.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Fresh community is going to be real mad.

Speaker 8 If you're a decent, if you're like, can catch, like, they put like freshmen as holders.

Speaker 1 Billy's about to be canceled. I know.

Speaker 1 I know the holders are going to get paid.

Speaker 5 It's high pressure. And if you're at Clemson, you screw up a hold,

Speaker 5 you got Potter kicking. Like, there's a big magnifying glass on you down here.

Speaker 1 And you got your dad as your coach? Well, I think that's what I'm doing.

Speaker 5 I think we need to do more respecting of the holder community and especially of Swinney, whatever, Will Swinney.

Speaker 8 Drew Swinney. I don't know.
Well, Drew Swinney is the one I'm talking about, but Drew Swinney was on kick return.

Speaker 8 And several times throughout the game, the Wake Forest kicker kicked it directly at Swinney. So they were trying to expose him in their kick return, and they did.

Speaker 8 He caught it, returned it for nine yards to the Clemson 19, the Clemson 15, the Clemson Clemson 11, and it got to the point where Dabbo had to take his son

Speaker 1 to put a kid in. So, I mean,

Speaker 5 that's just great.

Speaker 5 That's good coaching on the playway.

Speaker 1 Just attack.

Speaker 8 And then when they put a new guy in, they did the same thing, and he took it

Speaker 1 to the 30.

Speaker 5 I mean, it's a genius move to be like, that's the coach's son. We know why he's on the field at this point.

Speaker 1 I like it.

Speaker 1 I like it.

Speaker 1 Jake, finish this off.

Speaker 6 My hot seat is Smiling. There's this new movie coming out called Smile.
Oh, yeah. And they're planting people at at sporting events with creepy smiles.
It's going viral.

Speaker 1 I saw that in the other day. There was a West Coast game.

Speaker 6 It was Sunday Night Football.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and there was also a baseball game that they were doing it at front row.

Speaker 1 It's weird. So weird.

Speaker 5 If you're just smiling, you're going to get on camera.

Speaker 1 No, it's a creepy smile. Yeah, they plant them.
Remember when they did, I think, didn't they do this for it? Yeah, they had the clowns show up places. Yeah, I.T.
Yeah.

Speaker 8 They actually never claimed that because it became such an issue. Right.
And then there was copycats who were just causing chaos.

Speaker 8 So they're like, we're going to release this movie movie two years later.

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 5 Be on the lookout for anyone who's smiling. They're probably up to something.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 6 And my Cool Thrones, actually, the two of you guys.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 6 You are both in the final few groupings of the Barstall Mini Golf Invitational.

Speaker 6 Final round airs tomorrow night. Wow.
The back nine. PFT at the moment, you're one back of Jeff D.
Lowe. Big Cat.
You're going to need a little bit of a miracle. You're five back with nine to play.

Speaker 1 I had a mental issue. I'm not the mental game.
But part of

Speaker 1 the time is. That's why I can shoot a 72 one day and and a 132 the next.

Speaker 6 Yeah, so you're both in the mix. Round five aired last night, Tuesday.
It's on the Barcelon Sports YouTube. Okay.
And we will crown a champion Thursday night.

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Billy, there's no. No, you're turned to talk, Billy.

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Speaker 6 If you're listening in the morning, you can do it.

Speaker 1 You can do it. Yeah, please help out.
Use promo code Jake so that Suit Hank can't win this and Billy. We don't want Billy.
Billy's fake charity offer. We can't have that either.

Speaker 5 That was a pathetic display of fake charity.

Speaker 8 How is it fake charity?

Speaker 1 You said if I win, I'm giving the money, and then I'm giving the rest to charity. I'm going to put all the money on a bet, and if I win the bet, I'll give the winnings to charity.

Speaker 5 If I was charity, I wouldn't take Billy.

Speaker 8 Well,

Speaker 8 I already chose my charity.

Speaker 5 What is it?

Speaker 8 Savethefrogs.org.

Speaker 1 Okay, so have you chosen your bet?

Speaker 8 That's the more you on the Thursday night game.

Speaker 1 Well, that's more important because if you lose the bet, the frogs are going to die. I think I'm going to be.

Speaker 9 Is this a charity you started for yourself?

Speaker 1 No, it's

Speaker 8 a Binion Conservation Organization to protect against chitrid fungus.

Speaker 5 Save the frogs.

Speaker 1 Savethefrogs.com, first order of business, arrests Billy Football so he can't fuck any frogs to death.

Speaker 5 But shout out, Jake. We all hope that Jake wins.
Jake does a great job, as you've just heard, promoting other people all the time.

Speaker 1 Correct.

Speaker 5 This is a good way to get back and say thank you, Jake, for all that you do. Here's some money.

Speaker 1 Hank, would you like to say promo code Jake?

Speaker 9 Sure, promo code Jake and go watch the mini golf.

Speaker 1 Okay, nice. Wow.
Beautiful.

Speaker 7 That was nice. I want to use promo code Jake.
That was really nice.

Speaker 1 Hank, don't

Speaker 5 say it. Hank, why did you say it that way? I'm just curious, why are you so openly promoting Jake?

Speaker 9 I feel like you just made a great point. He's always promoting everybody.

Speaker 5 Is that why you're promoting him right now? Good point, PFT. Or is there another reason why?

Speaker 9 I just want what's best for the company, and what's best for the company is merch orders.

Speaker 5 I don't know if that's necessarily true. I think that there might be some shenanigans.

Speaker 8 I actually feel bad for Jake.

Speaker 1 Why?

Speaker 1 Shenanigans. Oh.
Is there something going on?

Speaker 5 There might have been some shenanigans. Are we keeping the shenanigans? I didn't know that it was a shenanigan.

Speaker 1 No, I mean, this won't air until later, so we'll see. A secret shenanigans.

Speaker 1 Use promo code Billy if you're answering. No, shenanigans.
Tell me the shenanigans. I want to hear the shenanigans.

Speaker 1 Hank...

Speaker 5 put a full court press on Jake and Billy yesterday.

Speaker 9 Not a full court press at all.

Speaker 5 It was a full court press.

Speaker 1 What did you do?

Speaker 9 I offered them a deal, and they took it. They could have not taken it.

Speaker 5 Hank pretty much put a gun to their head and said, I'm going to do a stream tonight, and on this stream,

Speaker 5 for every order that I get, I'm going to stay on the stream as long as necessary. Which I did.
And I plan on staying on the stream until 9 o'clock in the morning and not going to sleep at night.

Speaker 5 Now, unless you guys want to team up with me and second place, we can all split it together.

Speaker 1 When Jake took the deal, when Jake was beating.

Speaker 6 When you take the deal, so basically, the way Hank phrased it was

Speaker 6 take the deal or I'm going to ensure, or Hank's going to ensure he gets second place.

Speaker 9 I'm going to gun for second place as hard as I possibly can.

Speaker 1 What about

Speaker 1 this? Hold on one second. I'm still in this competition.
Yes, you are. No, I knew this was going to happen.

Speaker 5 I knew this was going to happen.

Speaker 1 Should we maybe do a different deal with me?

Speaker 9 I already have my deal handshake also.

Speaker 1 If you guys want to make a deal with me, I'll go.

Speaker 1 I've done like two tweets. I'll make a deal with you.
I could make a full court press on everyone's ass.

Speaker 8 If you go wait, wait, I'll make a deal with you.

Speaker 1 Okay, we'll make a deal with you too.

Speaker 8 Because Hank, Hank can't over Hank thought Hank phrased it as though he was like about to overtake all of us because he's the only one who can see the numbers, but he couldn't last night.

Speaker 9 That's not true. I can't see the numbers.

Speaker 1 I did phrase it.

Speaker 1 What deal would you guys like to do with me? You guys took the deal.

Speaker 8 I'll give you half the money if you promo me.

Speaker 1 Billy, because already I'm in a lot of deal.

Speaker 5 Yeah, but like I'm not.

Speaker 1 You're doing the Mac from Always Sunny right now.

Speaker 1 I'm doing the Olympic deal. You're doing the Mac Macy's.
I can make two deals.

Speaker 5 Honestly, honestly, I think that we should cut this part out because I should.

Speaker 5 No, wait, wait, because I shouldn't have said anything because Jake was worried that the AWOs will get mad at him for taking a deal. I didn't want to put you out there, Jake.

Speaker 1 Jake kind of got mad at me. I apologize.

Speaker 6 I just wanted to put it out anyway.

Speaker 10 Hey, I was already putting out this video.

Speaker 5 The video is already made.

Speaker 1 But my question is,

Speaker 1 let me ask a question.

Speaker 1 Let me ask you a question. Be first.
Let me ask you a question.

Speaker 1 Henry's basically robbing Jake. Let me ask ask you a question.
I didn't do anything.

Speaker 5 You guys, I offered you a deal and you took it.

Speaker 1 Okay, so that's your question. So now my question is: Is that wrong? Yeah, you strong-armed them.
You're their boss.

Speaker 1 I could. You guys are everyone's so TFT.
We could.

Speaker 6 I know.

Speaker 1 We could just, we could just push mine and we could just go like fucking crazy on my program. Wait, what about this? And I could just give it all.
Maybe me, you, and Max will split it. And memes.

Speaker 1 And memes. Yeah, yeah.
That would be nice.

Speaker 5 Wouldn't that be nice? How much money is it?

Speaker 1 I think it's like $15,000, $25,000.

Speaker 5 Hank, how much money is it?

Speaker 9 First is $15,000, second and third splits.

Speaker 9 It's 8 for second,

Speaker 1 2 for 3rd. Oh, so if I went

Speaker 1 really hard.

Speaker 5 What if we pushed yours and then

Speaker 5 we gave that money to Kate?

Speaker 1 That also.

Speaker 5 So Kate wins all of it. Yeah.

Speaker 5 Actually, no,

Speaker 5 I think we should give it to Jake.

Speaker 7 Well, the problem is...

Speaker 5 All Jake did, he was trying to do the right thing, and Hank just came in like a fucking banshee and was like, hey, you need to do what I say, or else I'm going to fuck up your world.

Speaker 1 That's pretty much what I thought. Yes.

Speaker 6 It was Hank was going to make my next 48 hours miserable.

Speaker 1 I'll take the deal. I wonder what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 I'm going to go as hard as I can to come in second place if you don't.

Speaker 9 I said you were going to do it out of spite.

Speaker 1 Hank is the only one regretting. With the insight into the

Speaker 1 guy that should have come up with the best thing.

Speaker 8 I think the difference between Hank and I is actually

Speaker 9 an unbelievable sob story of making your guy sound like the victim. I can't even believe what I'm hearing.

Speaker 1 I mean, no, you didn't.

Speaker 1 How old are you? Are you a child? You're strong. You took the deal.
You pushed me. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I took the deal. Was there a lawyer?

Speaker 8 The worst part about this deal is that I benefit more than Hank does.

Speaker 1 I don't want to get into the details of it. I just.
And I was saying. I'll decide later.
Maybe we... I don't know.
I just wanted to be...

Speaker 1 The problem I'm wrestling with is if I want to go crazy, I'm going to have to work all night and I don't want to do that. So

Speaker 1 maybe I'll have memes just take over my account and just fucking just tweet non-stop.

Speaker 10 The good thing is this entire thing is documented and will be on PMTV on Thursday so you can watch it. That's the entire thing that happened there and make your own decision.

Speaker 9 Am I strong-arming Max?

Speaker 5 I personally think that

Speaker 5 I still want to see Jake come in second. Me too.

Speaker 5 I don't think that Jake can surpass Kate right now because she's got a lead.

Speaker 5 I still want Jake to get the money.

Speaker 1 That's why we started to promote him.

Speaker 6 I'm going to do a handshake deal. Whether I regret it or not, it's a different story, but I did do that, and I will honor that.

Speaker 1 Okay. If it ends up,

Speaker 9 I also already told Jake I wasn't going to take the money from him. That's getting

Speaker 9 not factored in.

Speaker 1 Cut that apart, Max. I'm going to continue.

Speaker 9 So then Jake's like, oh, you made me do it.

Speaker 4 I never said that.

Speaker 5 I'm going to continue to promote Jake, and Jake can do with his money whatever he wants to do once he gets it. If that's, you know, give it to whoever out of the goodness of his heart.

Speaker 5 That's what Jake does. Okay.
It's just more evidence that Jake is a team player that he took this deal to begin with, which is further evidence of why we should use his promo code. Yes.

Speaker 1 Okay, so tune in. We'll let you know who wins on Wednesday at 1 o'clock.
Merch or Palooza tears this company apart. You happy, Hank?

Speaker 1 Promo code Billy. Promo code Jake.

Speaker 1 Promo code Jake. Promo code Jake.
Promo code Jake. Promo code Jake.

Speaker 8 I just don't want Hank to beat me.

Speaker 1 But you're splitting it evenly. You took the deal.
Promo code Jake. Promo code Hank.
The only thing that can fuck you now is this guy. I know.
That's what I do. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Newcomer

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Speaker 5 And here he is, Derek Jeter.

Speaker 1 Okay, we now welcome on a very, very, very special guest. It is Derek Jeter, the captain, Hall of Famer.
He also

Speaker 1 has a new apparel brand called Greatness Wins, which I was looking at the site. Looks like great stuff.
You're doing with Wayne Gretzky.

Speaker 1 Is this your like, I can just name a company whatever I want because I'm Derek Jeter moment? Because greatness wins.

Speaker 1 Like you could, like, if I had an apparel company, be like mediocrity, like you probably will still look fat, but you have greatness wins.

Speaker 13 You know what? I'm going to be honest with you. Look, I obviously, throughout my career, I'm wearing athletic apparel, right? For everything that I do.

Speaker 13 And I think one, you know, one thing you realize is, is, is when you're an athlete, I mean, you have certain tools that help you form.

Speaker 13 And, you know, playing baseball, obviously, it's a baseball and a bat. Those aren't going to change.
But athletic apparel, you know,

Speaker 13 you start thinking about what would you do differently. I've been blessed.
I've had great relationships with a couple of athletic brands throughout my career.

Speaker 13 And, you know, I wanted to just focus on performance first. You know, that's what's most important.
And quality, fit, consistency, sustainability.

Speaker 13 But I do encourage everyone, thanks for going on our site. I encourage everyone to go take a look, order something, greatnesswins.com.

Speaker 13 And I'm very confident you're going to circle back and order some more. So it's something that I'm extremely proud of.

Speaker 13 I started having conversations with my partner probably about a year and a half ago and a guy by the name of Chris Ricobono who started on Tuckett.

Speaker 13 And we had those conversations and here we are. You know, about a year and a half later, we launched our brand.
And,

Speaker 13 you know, you talk about the name Greatness Wins. I think a lot lot of times people look at greatness and they think it's an ultimate goal.

Speaker 13 I look at it as a mindset, you know, so I look at, you know, having that mindset and anything that you want to achieve. So I appreciate you checking it out.

Speaker 13 You need to order some. I'll send some to you guys and I expect to start seeing you wear.
Yes, yeah.

Speaker 5 Who would you say has more greatness? You or Wayne Gretzky?

Speaker 13 Well, Wayne's the great one. I mean, I'm not even going to go down that path.
I mean, he's the one.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 5 I think that's probably fair.

Speaker 5 We're going to get into, I'm sure, a lot of your career and your playing days, but I'd like to start off, if it's okay with you, with a personal gripe that I have with you.

Speaker 13 You only have one. That's a good thing.

Speaker 5 Well, I've got several, and we can get to the rest, but the biggest one by far, and I think a lot of our fans want to hear this ask to you and really hold your feet to the fire.

Speaker 5 Why did you take down the Miami statue in the outfield of the Marlins that would go up in circles every time they'd hit a home run?

Speaker 13 We didn't take it down. We moved it.

Speaker 5 Okay, why did you remove it? It seems like, like, you know, like we can, we can choose to tear down statues all we want, but history is still there.

Speaker 5 I really wanted that to be left up. That was my favorite part of that ballpark.

Speaker 13 It's still up. Do you get down there in Miami much?

Speaker 5 We went down for the All-Star game a couple years ago. I just wish it was still in center field so I'd see that big giant fish go up in the air every time someone hit a home run.

Speaker 13 So, yeah, no, it's still it's still outside of the park, so you can go see it. They actually moved it because we needed the space.
You know, I think you talk about sports nowadays.

Speaker 13 You know, fans don't want to sit in their seats and talk to the person on their left and their right. They want to move around, have more social spaces.

Speaker 13 So it was, we moved that because we needed the space in center field. We didn't tear it down.
We moved it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, if we're going to do gripes, I might as well get to my gripe as well.

Speaker 1 Do you think things would have gone differently if you had maybe worked a little more with Marlin's man and done Marlin's Man Mondays that he proposed to you?

Speaker 1 He's a friend of ours, and I don't know. From his perspective, he dominated the negotiation with you because I think he offered you a blank check,

Speaker 1 or maybe you offered him one. I can't remember how it went, but do you think it would have gone a little different if you had maybe

Speaker 1 hired him as like president of the team or something?

Speaker 13 Differently might be a good way to put it.

Speaker 13 I don't know how you define differently, but it probably would have gone a little bit differently.

Speaker 13 I'm pretty sure, but I am positive I didn't offer him a blank check.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 he did either.

Speaker 13 If he offered me a blank check, I might have done it.

Speaker 5 Yeah, his demands were reasonable. I think he wanted to bring the lineup card out at every home game.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I think he wanted

Speaker 1 a day that was literally for him every single week.

Speaker 5 Yeah,

Speaker 5 I thought he was being more than fair. When he approached you, and I'm sure these are the most Marlins Mann questions that you've ever gotten in an interview.

Speaker 5 But when he came up to you at that first town hall and said, Do you know who I am? Did you know who he was? I had heard.

Speaker 13 I had heard. You know, you see him on TV, every sporting event with that orange jersey, so it's hard to miss

Speaker 13 seeing him there. But I didn't know who he was.
I knew his name. And they pointed him out to me before

Speaker 13 we got started.

Speaker 1 Yeah, just to set the record straight, he's not trying to get on TV. He's just a big baseball fan that wears his Marlins jersey in all the other parks, and he just happens to get on TV.

Speaker 7 So he's not trying to do that.

Speaker 13 Exactly. Exactly.
He's humble.

Speaker 1 Yeah, okay. All right.
We're all on the same page. Yeah, this is good.
We're all Marlins Man's fans. We're all, we're all, yeah, this is a good common ground here.

Speaker 1 We all, we all know and are close personal friends with Marlon's Mancy here. I got it.
I got it. Yeah.
Yeah. Um, all right.
So, uh, I, I mean, I, your, your career is so incredible.

Speaker 1 I watched the whole documentary. I was kind of enthralled with it.
Um, thank you. Like, what, what do you think in terms of the reception from the documentary?

Speaker 1 Do you did you walk away being like, I feel like that was good.

Speaker 1 I got my full story out there, or are you still like people don't know the full Derek Jeter because you had such a private, uh, separate life from the public persona?

Speaker 13 You know what, I'll be honest with you. When we first started going down this path, I wanted to film the potential Hall of Fame call that I was going to get, right?

Speaker 13 You know, everyone said you should film it so you have the footage. And I wanted to film it so I could share it with my girls.
I had two girls at the time. They were both very young.

Speaker 13 They didn't know what was going on. So I wanted to film that.
And then if I was to get abducted, I wanted to film the induction ceremony just so I can have it.

Speaker 13 And then that turned into a larger discussion. And I was asked, do you want to do a documentary covering your entire career? I said, absolutely not.
I said, absolutely not.

Speaker 13 There's just no way I would do it. And I just started thinking about it more.

Speaker 13 And I said, okay, you know, if we're going to go down this path, I want to make sure, you know, whether there was times in my career where there was friction here or there, I wanted everyone else to be able to voice their opinions and give their side of the story as well.

Speaker 13 So it turned into seven episodes, man.

Speaker 13 I mean, I sat down north of 30-something hours talking about, I know you guys talk quite a bit but you ever talk about yourself for 30 something hours you you run you run out of quite a bit you run out of things to say so uh we interviewed north of i think 90 people and uh i'm very very happy with it i didn't want to do a puff piece like i said i wanted to make sure everyone else could chime in and give them a platform as well but i'm happy i did it and everything that i've heard has been has been pretty positive for the most part Yeah,

Speaker 1 I enjoyed it very much.

Speaker 5 Yeah, it's very cool to be able to look back at your career and have so many people weigh in and kind of see what it means to other people and see what it meant to yourself when you're looking back and like retroactively at it.

Speaker 5 But when you were a kid, when you were growing up, I have to imagine that,

Speaker 5 well, for a lot of people, their dream life would be what your life was.

Speaker 5 Where, you know, you win World Series, you're the captain of the Yankees, everybody has nothing but good things to say about you throughout your career for the most part.

Speaker 1 And we'll get to maybe some of the detractors later.

Speaker 5 I've got some notes later we can get into. But as a kid, like, would, what was your dream? Did you, did you, like, fall asleep at night thinking, I want to play shortstop for the New York Yankees.

Speaker 5 I want to win World Series. And how did your life actually end up comparing to everything that you wanted it to be when you were a kid?

Speaker 13 Yeah, that's the one I was a kid, you know, my dad played shortstop. So he was my first role model.
And I wanted to be my dad. That's why I fell in love with the position.

Speaker 13 And, you know, I was born in New Jersey. My grandmother has,

Speaker 13 I mean, yeah, my grandmother has 14 kids. My mom has 13 brothers and sisters.
We used to spend every summer in New Jersey at her house, and she was the big Yankee fan.

Speaker 13 So that's what made me fall in love with the Yankees. I grew up in Michigan, but I'd go back every summer.

Speaker 13 So I always wanted to be shortstop for the New York Yankees, and there was no other dream there. And look, I mean,

Speaker 13 I was blessed. I was fortunate.
I was lucky. I don't know how you want to define it.
But, you know, just being drafted by the Yankees, having a chance to spend my entire career with one organization,

Speaker 13 man, you don't dream of all that. You just dream of actually getting to the major leagues and playing for the Yankees.
I think every kid dreams of playing in a World Series.

Speaker 13 You don't really know what it's going to feel like to win one. And then we had a lot of success, man.
I was blessed. I had a lot of great teammates.

Speaker 13 We had a lot of success, especially early on in my career. My life

Speaker 13 has been blessed. And

Speaker 13 to answer your question, it's much more than I could ever dream for.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, it is really your career is a storybook career.

Speaker 1 But the one thing I appreciated in your documentary, and it's something that only the true great ones kind of have, is it does feel like the losses hurt you so much more than the wins.

Speaker 1 And that 2001 series when they go through everything and you're talking about it, is that something?

Speaker 1 How often still to this day, Derek Jeter, you know, family man, you're at home, you got other things going on. Does it just pop in your head every now and then? You're like, fuck.
No question.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 13 Really? Oh, yeah. I got a couple friends that have won more championships, man.
So don't think they don't constantly remind me of it.

Speaker 13 So you always think about, you know, the times that you sh you feel as though, like I said in the documentary, every loser says, oh, we should have won, right? That's, that's what you say.

Speaker 13 But you have those times where you get so close and you feel as though you had a team that was capable of winning. So that.
You're right, man.

Speaker 13 I guess I'm wired a little bit differently. I don't know if I'm necessarily proud of it, but for me, I think about those times that we could have won.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, that was so close.

Speaker 1 And it's, I just, there's something about the guys who were wired that way because I think, you know, you, you had such a crazy career that you could just be like, well, it was all, I mean, won five titles.

Speaker 1 Like, what are we talking about here? Like, one of the best of all time. But the guys who were wired different, it's like, no, no, no, we should have won.
You remember the losses?

Speaker 1 Yeah, we should have won nine. We should have done this.
Yeah.

Speaker 13 And I just always had, I didn't appreciate.

Speaker 13 My career as much as I probably should have when I was going through it. You know, because it's always, you heard me saying in the documentary, it's always what's next, man.
What's next?

Speaker 13 Like, you know, you celebrate for a couple of weeks and then it's, we got to get on to the next one. So, like I said, I think that's just a character flaw of mine.

Speaker 5 Yeah. You played a pretty

Speaker 5 pivotal role in one of the most iconic baseball moments of the last, I'd say, hundred years. And that's George W.
Bush's first pitch at game three. So legend has it,

Speaker 5 you were talking to him and you were kind of giving him some tips before the game. What was it like when he was taking warm-ups? Did you see something in in his motion?

Speaker 5 You're like, hey, let's tweak this, let's tweak that. Or what was your advice to him before he stepped out there on the mound?

Speaker 13 Yeah, as much as I'd like to take credit for the perfect strike he threw, I can't.

Speaker 13 This was the old Yankee Stadium and the batting cages were about, I would say, maybe 100 yards from the clubhouse.

Speaker 13 I had a routine that I did every day. I used to go down to the cages right before the game and just get a few swings in to get loose.

Speaker 13 And, you know, I'm walking down to the cage and the whole tunnel is lined with secret servants.

Speaker 13 So everyone's talking about how nervous they were post post-9-11 with the president of the United States in Yankee Stadium.

Speaker 13 I felt it was the safest place in the world to be because, you know, there was nothing going to happen at Yankee Stadium that particular night. So I went down to the

Speaker 13 batting cage and I saw the president. And, you know, he said he's throwing out the first pitch and he was getting loose.

Speaker 13 And I said, hey, man, just make sure you're going to throw it from the mound or you're going to throw it from in front of the mound. And he says, what do you think?

Speaker 13 I said, man, throw it from the mound. I said, I think you should do that.
And then when I was leaving, I turned around and said, don't bounce it, because if you bounce it, they'll boo you.

Speaker 13 It's Yankee Stadium. And he threw a perfect strike.
I don't know how he did it. Didn't realize he had a bulletproof vest on at the time.

Speaker 13 And, you know, the funny thing is,

Speaker 13 since I retired, I

Speaker 13 haven't swung a bat. I've only thrown a ball a couple of times.
It's when they retired my number in 2017. And just a few weeks ago, they had a Hall of Fame ceremony at Yankee Stadium.

Speaker 13 I threw out the first pitch. And both times I threw it out from in front of the mound.

Speaker 4 So they booed me.

Speaker 13 Actually, last time they started to boo when I was in front of the mound. So it's, it's an intimidating experience to throw out the first pitch.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's fantastic. So talking about other moments,

Speaker 1 our office is in New York. We have a lot of Mets and Yankees fans, a lot of Mets fans, a lot of Derek Jeter haters.
So this is not a question for me. It's a question from the Derek Jeter haters.

Speaker 1 Some of the Derek Jeter haters would say that you kind of hot dogged it when you jumped into the stands and got your face bloody.

Speaker 1 Some people are even saying like Stone Cold Steve Austin, you had a razor blade underneath the seat and you cut yourself a little.

Speaker 1 Do you think you probably could have just maybe caught it and not used all those extra steps to make the theatrical jump into the stands?

Speaker 13 Actually, it was two steps. And if you went to the old Yankee Stadium, unfortunately, you can't go because it's not there, but there was not a lot of foul ground behind third base.
So trust me.

Speaker 13 If I could have stopped, I would have stopped. But you're running full speed.
And actually, I've said it, the catch was not hard. It really wasn't hard.
It was a valve ball.

Speaker 13 You're running full speed, but I had fallen into the photographer's pit a few years prior to of the postseason. And it's all cement.
So I knew where I was going.

Speaker 13 And I just thought if I jumped over the photographer's pit, I'd just land in someone's lap. And unfortunately, it was the one seat that didn't have anyone sitting in it.

Speaker 13 But no, to answer the question, I absolutely could not stop.

Speaker 1 So you got rid of old Yankee Stadium so no one could actually go back and recreate it.

Speaker 13 Exactly. That's what I did.
Just for the Met fans, I just had them tear down the old Yankee Stadium so they couldn't go out and recreate it.

Speaker 1 How often would you have, I mean, Yankee, you know, being in New York, like it is crazy how passionate the two fan bases are, how much they hate each other.

Speaker 1 Would you get people on the streets being like, fuck you, Derek, from Mets fans and stuff?

Speaker 13 Mets fans, no, because MetFans didn't have anything to say.

Speaker 1 Really?

Speaker 13 You know what I mean? They didn't win. We played them in the World Series in 2000, and I've said that was the one series that we absolutely could not lose.

Speaker 13 You know, I would have, and I'm not joking when I say it, I would probably have moved out of the city. I lived in Manhattan my whole career.

Speaker 13 I would have moved if we would have lost to the Mets, but really Mets fans couldn't say anything. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 It's a good feeling.

Speaker 5 And Red Sox fans couldn't, for a while, until 2004.

Speaker 5 I have to admit, I got caught up in

Speaker 5 kind of the Red Sox bandwagon 2004. I bought the shirt.
It said like the entire lineup on the back. Posada sucks.
Williams sucks. And at the end, Angela swallows.

Speaker 5 I thought that was a really good burn on you.

Speaker 5 I was actually at game seven in New York for that closeout game. I've wondered, like, you seem like a guy that that probably still affects when you think about kind of like that 2001 World Series.

Speaker 5 As it was happening, when did you reach the moment where you're like, oh, shit, we might actually lose this series?

Speaker 13 Man, I don't think you ever, you know, it's well, first of all, thanks for bringing up all of our losses.

Speaker 1 I appreciate you.

Speaker 1 I'm glad I came to the game. Come journalists.

Speaker 1 Thanks.

Speaker 13 But, you know, people talk about us losing. We lost four games in a row to Boston, but we beat them three games in a row, right, to get a 3-0 lead.

Speaker 13 So it just goes to show you anything can happen in the playoffs. But even when we lost game six, I thought

Speaker 13 we were going to win game seven, you know, because if you think about it, at the time, Boston always found a way to screw it up. They just did.

Speaker 13 And we had all the confidence in the world, but yeah, they beat us pretty good there in game seven. So,

Speaker 13 you know, know, I don't think you ever lose confidence, but

Speaker 13 they had a lot of confidence. I mean, down 3-0, it's tough.
A lot of teams would have rolled over, but they had a really good team that year.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 I'll give you a good one because then you can talk about your wins. Let's rank your rings.
Which ones are most meaningful?

Speaker 13 Let's rank the, I'm sorry, say that again.

Speaker 1 Let's rank your rings. Let's rank the five rings.
Which one do you like, you know, the most meaningful?

Speaker 1 Obviously, they're all special and everything, but I would imagine there's one that means a little something something extra. Would it be the last one?

Speaker 13 Ah, man. You have kids? You guys have kids?

Speaker 1 Yeah. How many? Two.

Speaker 13 Yeah, it's kind of like when someone says, you know, who's your favorite kid? Even if you have one, you're not going to say it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, my daughter. I like my daughter more than my son.
So there we go. I answered that.
So now you have to answer this.

Speaker 13 Now, you know what? I tell you what, man, anytime you do something for the first time, it's new.

Speaker 13 And you're going through experiences. You're experiencing the parade for the first time.
You're experiencing the attention. You're going down the streets.

Speaker 13 Everyone has Yankee shirts on, Yankee hats on. They're congratulating you on winning the World Series.
So the first always stands out.

Speaker 13 Man, then you got the Mets. We're playing the Mets.

Speaker 13 And that, you know, we had to win that World Series. Like I said.
And then, man, 2009, it'd been nine years since we had won the World Series. So

Speaker 13 it's tough, but I'd probably say maybe the first one, just because it's the first one.

Speaker 1 It's okay to just say that the one against the Padres was the least meaningful because they just barely put up a fight. Like, that's fine.
That's totally fine.

Speaker 13 You know, the one against San Diego,

Speaker 13 we knew they had no chance.

Speaker 1 I mean, we were 125 wins that year.

Speaker 13 We were 125 and 50. So that's tough to do.
We steamrolled most teams that year.

Speaker 1 That's a crazy record. That really is.
It is, yeah.

Speaker 5 I mean, at any point over the course of that season, did you feel like you were on autopilot where you know that your team is so good that there's absolutely nothing anybody can do to stop you?

Speaker 13 But you know what?

Speaker 13 That's a good question because thank you 1998 towards the end of the year we actually scuffled for a couple weeks and uh going back to yankee fans watching every game i remember you know we had we had won a division in april i mean we had already won and i remember walking the streets in new york towards the end of september and fans you know yelling we better turn it around and we better you know your

Speaker 13 playoffs are coming and and what's going on and they they watch every single game so we had a period where we scuffled a little bit, but I think every team's going to struggle at some point.

Speaker 13 I think that's when you find out how good you are. But for the most part, that year was, I mean, I'm a little biased, but I put that team up there against any team.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, it was an incredible team. And it is true.
Baseball is so weird that, like, it's just so many games.

Speaker 1 So there's always going to be a stretch where, you know, you lose a couple series in a row.

Speaker 1 In terms of leadership, like, were you, you weren't a raw-raw guy, but I, you know, watching one of the cool parts of the documentary was you talking about the 90s late 90s yankees and then the transition to those 2000 yankees where you lose some veteran guys and you have to become the veteran guy do you think there was a moment where um it clicked more for you for being like a leader and bringing all that team together uh versus when you were the young guy and you had all the veterans around you yeah you know i think there's

Speaker 13 Look, you know, I've always heard people say, oh, well, you're quiet. You know, you're not the rah-rah guy.
I didn't do things for the camera. You know, every player knows.

Speaker 13 I don't care what sports you play, you know which camera's on you because you just look at the red light at the top.

Speaker 13 So and I think if you're waiting for the camera to be on for you to go and approach a teammate or for you to get in someone's face, you're doing it so everyone can see it. You know,

Speaker 13 I was vocal, but I did it in my own way. I did it behind the scenes.
I did it in private. You know, there's a lot of times, you know, guys you can yell and scream at gets the most out of them.

Speaker 13 Other guys, you got to give them a hug. And, you know, you got to take the time to get to know your teammates.
So, you you know, I just always tried to do it ever since I was younger. I was blessed.

Speaker 13 I came up with a lot of veterans I learned from. And then, like you say, I was there.
I was there for 20 years. So teammates change.
New guys come in.

Speaker 13 We had a lot of leaders on our team, which I think is one of the reasons why we were able to have so much success. But

Speaker 13 we went through a stretch where we didn't win championships. And it just goes to show you, it's tough to do.

Speaker 13 You know, everyone says, you know, one thing I hate is when players say, oh, I want to go somewhere where I can win. What do you mean you want to go? There's a lot of shit in life I want too.

Speaker 13 You don't say you, you just, because you say you want it doesn't mean you get it. You got to be willing to work at it.
So,

Speaker 13 yeah, winning's tough, man.

Speaker 1 It really is. Yeah.

Speaker 5 Yeah. Who is that guy for you, the guy that would get in your face or give you a hug that like that kind of brought you along and took leadership role when you were coming up?

Speaker 13 When I came up, man,

Speaker 13 I don't necessarily know if it was someone that was getting in my face because, you know, I was self-motivated, but Mr.

Speaker 13 Torrey, Joe Torrey, I mean, he was pretty much i played for buck show walter for just a few weeks in 1995 but but mr t i think he was he was probably as good as it gets he's the best communicator i've ever known or ever been around um and you know he he uh

Speaker 13 he treated everyone fairly he didn't treat everyone the same but he treated everyone fairly so i learned quite a bit from him So this might be the toughest question you ever get.

Speaker 1 It's something I'm very fascinated with.

Speaker 1 At what moment do you think you officially earned your pinstripes? Ah, man.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 13 Playoffs. You got to do it in the playoffs, man.
You got to do it in the playoffs. At least now you have to do it in the playoffs, right?

Speaker 13 Because, you know, I think there's this level of expectations that come with playing for the Yankees and this expectation level that we all set.

Speaker 13 You know, because before we came up, I said a young group of us that came up. Yankees hadn't had a lot of success.
You know, they hadn't won a World Series since the 70s.

Speaker 13 And then we came up when we started having a lot of success. So now you hear a lot of times people say, oh, well, the expectation for the Yankees is World Series or bust.

Speaker 13 Well, you know, they got a group of players that need to get to the World Series first. You know, I said the season was a failure after we won my first year.

Speaker 13 You know, after you win, there's nothing else you can do but to win again. So,

Speaker 13 you know, the expectation level now is so high and it's understandable because the Yankee fans, they look, they were spoiled, we were spoiled.

Speaker 13 But getting there and winning is tough.

Speaker 1 Do you know Aaron Judge, pinstripes?

Speaker 5 It seems like by that criteria, he's yet to earn them.

Speaker 13 No, I mean, man, Aaron, he's no, but he's performed in the playoffs. You know, he is performing in the playoffs.
I think that, you know, Yankee fans pay attention to what you do in the postseason.

Speaker 13 They can pretty much carry. I remember we had new players come to the organization.
I'd say, hey, look, we have 30 games in spring training.

Speaker 13 We have 162 games in the regular season, and that's before it counts.

Speaker 13 You know, you're playing 190 games before anything counts uh so you know you talk about aaron he's performed in the playoffs you're yet to win you know world series to get to a world series but he's performed did a rod need did you guys need to win in 2009 for him to earn his pinstripes oh man i i think from a perception standpoint especially from a yankee perception yankee fan perception standpoint i think yeah definitely and i think you ask him he'd probably tell you the same thing I don't want to speak for him, but I'm sure he'd tell you the same.

Speaker 1 I know A-Rod pretty well. Used to do a podcast with with him.

Speaker 1 How's your relationship with him now?

Speaker 13 It's good, man. It's good.
You know,

Speaker 13 we got together recently. You know, one, I wanted him to be a part of the documentary.
You know, I told him, I say, hey, man, say whatever you want. Give your opinion.

Speaker 13 And, you know, we got together and I said, look, you know, I'm just, when it comes to the documentary, I'm letting you know how I felt at the time. A lot of things happen in life, right?

Speaker 13 You know, I have a family now. You know, you lose close friends.
You know, you get older.

Speaker 1 You realize what's most important and things that you can just put in the past so you know i wanted him to make sure that he understood that any feelings i may have had or he may have had once again i want to speak for him but what any feelings i may have has behind me right so so we've moved on from that i i did i did respect and i love um your angle of like you have your you have your circle of trust you have your inner circle and if you're out you're you're out like if you do something you're out i you know i think that's how a lot of athletes get a little bit burned nowadays is that they might make their circle a little too big or they don't, they're not as discerning when it comes to who they trust.

Speaker 1 You were able, like, is that something you just always have had where you're able to be like, I know this guy's in this for me, not for himself type of situation?

Speaker 13 Yeah, I mean, I've always had trust issues. I've mentioned that in the documentary, and it's not necessarily something that I say I'm proud of.

Speaker 13 You know, I meet people a lot of times.

Speaker 13 I think I've softened a little bit as I've gotten older, but it always was, you know, you meet someone and the first thing that goes through your mind is what's the angle?

Speaker 13 what do they want you know and and i don't think once again i don't it could be a character flaw right but i've i've had you know pretty much for the same group of friends and people that i've trusted for years and years my closest friends i've known them for 20 25 years plus and um you know that's okay but but uh yeah i've said it before maybe it is a character flaw but i just have always had issues trusting people I think it's pretty realistic, though, because I'd imagine that a lot of people that you do meet do have an angle.

Speaker 5 I don't think it's all in your head. I think in the position you're in, at one point you were probably one of the top three or four most famous athletes in the United States.

Speaker 5 Somebody's going to have something that they want from you. It's very hard to find a brand new, genuine relationship with someone.
So I don't necessarily think that's a character flaw.

Speaker 5 I want to play this game with you. We do this with every guest.
It's called Questions from a Third Grader. So we reached out and Miss Joyce's third grader.
Are these your questions?

Speaker 13 These are your questions.

Speaker 1 No, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 I'm actually older. You can trust us, dude.
I'm older than eight years old. Are real.

Speaker 1 I might be small.

Speaker 1 I don't know how far he went to school.

Speaker 5 Okay, so no, it's from Mrs. Joyce's third grade class in Dripping Springs, Texas.
The first one is from Johnny. Johnny wants to know: Derek, what's your favorite color?

Speaker 13 My favorite color is blue.

Speaker 1 Okay, cool.

Speaker 5 Timmy wants to know, Derek, what did you want to be when you grew up?

Speaker 13 Shortstop in the Yankees.

Speaker 5 Okay, and then Sarah, Sarah wants to know, Derek, why didn't you switch to playing third base when your defense at shortstop had clearly started to suffer towards the end of your career?

Speaker 13 It was never asked. I do what I'm told.

Speaker 13 You do what you're told, right?

Speaker 1 Uh-huh.

Speaker 13 I was never asked. That's a good answer.

Speaker 5 So no one ever broached that subject with you. Again, Sarah wants to know.

Speaker 13 I was never brought up in my entire career. Never was I approached about switching positions.

Speaker 1 All right, along those same lines, let's make a headline.

Speaker 1 Were you ever close to leaving as a free agent?

Speaker 13 Were you ever, did you ever envision playing for any other team no and you could say literally any team because then we can make a headline out of it be like yeah derek jeter dreamed about playing for the pirates and we'll put it on a headline could you say it absolutely not man i you know i said it in the in the documentary too and this is god's honest truth the only time i was a free agent i walked in and told uh hal steinbrenner i said i'm not going anywhere I said, I've told my agent, if anyone calls, not assuming anyone would call, but I said, if anyone calls don't take it because i'm not going anywhere i said just treat me fairly and that was it so i never crossed my mind to leave never wanted to leave um yeah i know a lot of things became public during the negotiations but never crossed my mind to leave the yankees The other, you know, dealing with the tabloids was probably very annoying during your career.

Speaker 1 I do have to say, though, that headline when you looked a little fat and it said Derek Eater, like, you got to admit, that was funny.

Speaker 13 Man, it was, let me tell you something. You talk about trust, right? So after that came out, I was actually in Miami at a hotel.
Afterwards, I went up to a couple of friends.

Speaker 13 I'm like, man, why, why you guys didn't tell me?

Speaker 1 Like, did I gain weight?

Speaker 1 You know what I mean?

Speaker 13 But funny, we should have put it in the documentary, actually. I had met with a good friend of mine who was on one of the networks.
The next day, I just ran into him at the airport.

Speaker 13 And he took a picture with me.

Speaker 13 And I actually, at the time, I had lost weight from when I played so i i don't want to get on any any um new york papers i don't because if you get on them they will come after you but uh yeah that that that i did not i did not gain weight a lot of people thought it was funny i i didn't at the time i was like what's going on man i just i just imagined them at the post just being like derek eater like we nailed it boom

Speaker 13 you know this is the this is the greatest headline of all time i i laughed out loud when i saw i think they were sitting on that one for years hoping you get a bad angle of you and they finally got that angle and they're might have and at the time we came like i said i was in miami and i was downstairs at the hotel restaurant i had a huge breakfast and somebody came over and you know how you see someone they're sort of looking at you and they had a paper in their hand they're looking at me and looking at my plate and then i saw what was on the front page Yeah.

Speaker 5 Go ahead. I just wanted to, my last question was going to be,

Speaker 5 we have a special guest in the studio right now. Well, he's on this podcast.
His name's Jake. And he met you.
Jake, how old were you when you met Derek Cheter?

Speaker 4 I believe I was three or four.

Speaker 5 Three or four years old. Do you remember meeting a three or four-year-old named Jake?

Speaker 13 Yeah, yeah. This was this was recently, right?

Speaker 1 Yeah, there's the picture.

Speaker 1 So, this is what you have to look.

Speaker 1 Like, it actually is a bigger question of like, do you do you ever have a moment and step back and you're like, there are millions of people who idolize me to such an insane level?

Speaker 1 So, Jake told us a story when he was in like kindergarten or first grade.

Speaker 1 His parents went to the parent-teacher conference and the teacher was like, he's great, everything's great, but he keeps signing his name Jake Jeter. Like, why is he doing that? And his

Speaker 1 AOL profile name was like, what was it? It was Jake Jeter too. Jake Jeter 2.
Like,

Speaker 1 do you realize there are literally millions of people out there like Jake who

Speaker 1 they would die for you?

Speaker 1 You are everything to them.

Speaker 13 You know what?

Speaker 13 Well, first of all, Jake, nice to meet you, see you again.

Speaker 1 See you again. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Even though I can't see you.

Speaker 13 But, you know, I don't think you ever, at least me, I never sat down and say, oh, people idolize you. I just, that doesn't cross my mind.
I look at it as

Speaker 13 I grew up with Yankee fans, man, for 20 years. I mean, great thing about Yankee fans, they watch every single game.
They live and die with what happens on the field.

Speaker 13 So they've seen me grow up, and I joked about it when they retired my number. I seen a lot of you guys grow up as well.

Speaker 13 so i don't think it's ever a situation where you say oh people idolize you i just think it's you grew up with them yeah no he idolizes you for sure

Speaker 5 that's a very humble way but like he would die for you yeah there's you there's many people who would die for you i dressed up for you as you for halloween for like 10 straight years

Speaker 1 i'll be honest that's pretty good it was just the pinstripes every year

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Speaker 1 Your retirement and the fact that you didn't get unanimous Hall of Fame, which I want to try to figure out who that person is.

Speaker 1 But did you, part of your retirement, I'm sure was age, but was it also like, hey, they're starting to use exit velocity a lot on these stats and like, I got to get the fuck out of here

Speaker 1 because all my hits are like 20 miles an hour. Did that play into anything with your retirement?

Speaker 13 Well, first of all, I wouldn't say all of them are 20 miles an hour. I think you need to go take a look at some of them because there are a few that are a little bit more than 20 miles an hour.

Speaker 13 But I tell you what, though,

Speaker 13 yeah, man, I mean, look, if you go back to

Speaker 13 the age of analytics, it began towards the end of my career. And

Speaker 13 man, you just go, you can go through the hall of fame and just think of how many players, because of launch angle and exit velocity, probably would have never had a long long career.

Speaker 13 You know, I mean, you could just, I'm just thinking out loud, you know, Wade Boggs, Tony Gwynn, Tony Gwynn, you know what I mean?

Speaker 13 But the job was to get it hit and get on base. And

Speaker 13 yeah, so the age of analytics probably played a part of me leaving, but I also said, you know, when it starts to feel like a job

Speaker 13 that

Speaker 13 I should.

Speaker 13 go home. And I and I got hurt.
I broke my ankle. I had a really good year in 2012.
And then I broke my my ankle in the playoffs, came back too soon, broke it again.

Speaker 13 And the rehab and to just get on the field, which became so difficult. It really felt like

Speaker 13 I had a job, man. And,

Speaker 13 you know, and anything that you do, if you're passionate about it and love it, doesn't feel like a job. You have fun doing it.
And at that particular point, it was just too much for me.

Speaker 13 And look, don't get it twisted. I know they probably wanted me to go home too, right? So they could move on and get someone else in there to play.

Speaker 13 But for me, I felt like it became more and more of a job. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, and you became Derek Eater.

Speaker 13 Exactly.

Speaker 5 In that moment, in that moment when you're retiring and the camera cut to the crowd and we see your nephew tip to respect hat at you, that to me proves that clutch gene is hereditary because you obviously were maybe the clutchest player in Major League Baseball history.

Speaker 5 And then your nephew, the camera happens to be on him and executes the most perfect, the cutest cap tip to you

Speaker 5 And it's funny.

Speaker 13 He's 11 years old now. So that just goes to show you how much, how time flies.
But, you know, afterwards, you hear people saying, oh, it was rehearsed. No, it wasn't.
It wasn't rehearsed.

Speaker 13 Even my last game, I heard people say, there are some people that said, oh, you know, David Robertson was supposed to come in and give up two home runs. And this is just how they planned it all.

Speaker 13 We all sat down and planned it out.

Speaker 5 It was like Nathan for you episode.

Speaker 1 It's a testament to your career that it's, you know, ended the way it did. And it was a storybook from start to finish.
But we appreciate this so much.

Speaker 1 We'd love to have you on again whenever you're free. You want to talk baseball.

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You're going to send us a gift basket?

Speaker 13 Yeah.

Speaker 13 I'm going to send you some stuff.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I'm going to send you.
Nice. Nice.
Nice.

Speaker 13 I get nervous with the gift basket comment. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 Oh, what do you mean? Oh, what are you talking about? No, nothing.

Speaker 13 We'll talk about it next time. Next time you come,

Speaker 13 we'll be in person.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. All right.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I was going to say, I want you to come in person because it'd be great to do like a long interview in person, but we'll also have to maybe have you come like in the middle of the night because some of the dudes in the office would like, do you actually have people who want to fight you in this office and people who would who would be like, please marry me, Derek Jeter.

Speaker 1 So it would, it would run the gamut.

Speaker 13 Oh, that's pretty good. But we'll get it.
I'll get you guys some product.

Speaker 5 Thank you. Thanks so much.
I appreciate it, guys.

Speaker 13 Take care now.

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Speaker 5 now here's one question with Gardner Minshew.

Speaker 1 And now for something completely different.

Speaker 1 Okay, one question with a quarterback. We now welcome on our good friend, recurring guest, Gardner Minshew, who, when we came up with this idea,

Speaker 1 I actually called you. You went straight to voicemail, but you were on our list.
So, one question with a quarterback. PFT, you want to start with your first question?

Speaker 5 Sure, yeah.

Speaker 5 So, like,

Speaker 5 how good are the Eagles right now?

Speaker 16 Dude, you're as good as what your record says you are. So, we're pretty freaking good, man.
It's been a lot of fun watching those guys get after it. And I think our best ball is ahead of us.

Speaker 1 Okay. My one question was,

Speaker 1 Gardner, I know that you, you know, you're a tough guy. We've had you on the show.
You talked about having to break your own hand,

Speaker 1 which was a crazy story. If the doctors were to x-ray your heart, how many dogs do you think would be in there?

Speaker 16 Man, that's a good question.

Speaker 16 But, you know, I don't know if it's about the number of the dogs, but the size of the heart in the dogs.

Speaker 16 And my dogs have big hearts. And so I'd say there's probably about two dogs with very big hearts.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 I like that. That's what it feels like.

Speaker 5 Yeah, it's like the size of the dog in the fight. You've got small dogs, but if you x-ray them, your dogs have dogs in them.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 5 It's like a Russian nesting doll of dogs. I like that.

Speaker 1 You just keep going in and it's just for infinity, dogs on dogs all the way down.

Speaker 1 Do you have a question for us? Because that was our questions.

Speaker 16 No, man, I'm really good. I was prepared to answer questions.
I really asked.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay. All right.
Perfect. Awesome.

Speaker 1 Well, thank you, Gardner. We appreciate it.

Speaker 16 Interviews usually go.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but this is one question.

Speaker 5 So we don't really, we get one question with you. And then, I don't know, sometimes.
The quarterback has a question for us. Yeah.
Like, you can ask us literally anything about anything.

Speaker 16 Man.

Speaker 16 Shit, you're really putting me on the spot, dude. I don't even know what to say.

Speaker 16 Who would win in a fight between you two?

Speaker 1 Fight to the death.

Speaker 5 That's a good question.

Speaker 1 I do have the size.

Speaker 5 I'm injured right now. But low man wins.

Speaker 1 I think PFT probably would. I think if

Speaker 1 it would honestly be a good idea. I'd probably be a better fighter, but I think my size would probably win out because I could just tire him out.
Like, if I just lay on him.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you know, when you watch one of those like old school UFC mismatches where it's like, oh, this little guy definitely could have beaten the big guy, but the big guy just laid on him long enough that he just tired him out.

Speaker 1 That would be my strategy. You're like the mountain in a Game of Thrones.
Kind of. Yeah.
My strategy. I would like a trash.
Pretty much.

Speaker 5 Yeah. I would just try to run around the ring as much as possible, and I would probably never even throw a punch.
I just hope that he got so tired that he'd pass out from just walking around the ring.

Speaker 1 Which is definitely a possibility. You got strategy.
Yeah. You could do all that strategy.
Yeah.

Speaker 16 But I think it comes down to dogs and heart, honestly, and the heart and the dogs.

Speaker 1 That's true.

Speaker 5 I don't know if my dogs have dogs inside of them yet. I just got an x-ray yesterday, and it was dogless, so that's concerning to me.

Speaker 16 Yeah, yeah, so probably not.

Speaker 1 Okay, well, um, Gardner, thank you for joining us. Uh, we might call on you again later on this year, but you're the man, and uh, that was one question with Gardner Minshew.

Speaker 16 Right on, fellas, good to see y'all.

Speaker 1 All right, see you, man.

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I didn't read it twice.

Speaker 5 I did read it twice, though.

Speaker 9 That's true.

Speaker 9 Where the bathroom has two doors, one connected to the hallway and one connected to the bedroom.

Speaker 9 The first night I was in bed and heard both of them go into the bathroom.

Speaker 9 It sounded like my sister was brushing her teeth and her boyfriend began peeing loudly next to her for a good 30 seconds.

Speaker 9 I found it very weird since they've only been dating a couple months and made it so obvious. My boyfriend of three years has never peed in front of me.
Is peeing in front of your girlfriend weird?

Speaker 9 And after how long of dating is that acceptable?

Speaker 9 P.S. You still got to do a gravity bong with Jilly.

Speaker 5 Oh, that's true. I forgot about that.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 5 We make a lot of promises. No, you're weird.
You're very weird. Like, peeing in front of a girl is maybe, I'd say, weak two.

Speaker 1 Well, here's the problem. The only problem with peeing in front of you has nothing to do with like, ew, that's gross.
It's just if you pee in front of a girl, you better have your aim right.

Speaker 1 Because if they see what, you know, when you fuck up, they're like, wait, what? You guys miss? It's like, yeah, we miss a lot.

Speaker 5 I think the bigger issue.

Speaker 1 A lot of

Speaker 5 if you pee in front of a girl, the real danger is that you might fart. And so that's one where you got to make sure that you've got a couple feet separation there.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but that's totally normal. I don't see what the problem is.
Again, the only problem in my eyes is aim is a question

Speaker 1 that comes up all the time where it's like, you know, you ever have like one of those where you, where you're like so hungover, like you just, you just totally miss and like you're just peeing on the wall and shit.

Speaker 1 Like that will happen from time to time. Pee on the wall? Yeah.
Well, no, you're just like, yeah, you'll just be like, like, you're, you're.

Speaker 5 it's like LeBron seeing three rims.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you're fucked up, or you're insanely hungover, and you're just like, oh, fuck. And like, it's all over the place.
There could be disasters.

Speaker 9 Yeah, you just go hands-free, and it just,

Speaker 1 right. Yeah, you sometimes.
Me, myself, and Irene. I do where you're like, oh, you're going to go out.

Speaker 5 The sex P is a little bit of a piece of the power.

Speaker 9 Sometimes that happens when you're hungry.

Speaker 1 Sometimes you're psyched.

Speaker 5 I've never hit the wall hungover.

Speaker 1 I'm kind of half asleep.

Speaker 5 The sex P is an issue. Sometimes also what you do.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 5 breaking news. I've had sex.

Speaker 1 Well, we were talking about these hangovers. No, but that's the me myself in the rain, which is the sex P.

Speaker 5 But then the leanover is my move when I'm hungover, where you just put your forearm on the wall and lean forward and just let gravity almost pull your pee down.

Speaker 8 Well, the big way you miss is when you have a boner in the morning.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 1 Or, yeah, like when you're super hungover and you meet, like, especially if you have like crazy hangover and you try to do the thing where you drink a shitload of water the night before you went to bed to fix it, and then you have, have to pee so bad.

Speaker 9 But when, I think the question, too, and it deserves to be asked: when does this happen in a relationship?

Speaker 1 I think really soon.

Speaker 5 I've never been afraid to pee. I mean, you guys know I can pee in front of anybody.
Ed Sheeran, girlfriends, doesn't matter. But it's never been a question.

Speaker 5 Like, I don't know, peeing in front of somebody is pretty normal, I think.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's pretty quick.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 First month, no problem. You're the weird one person who wrote in.

Speaker 5 I think after they see your dick, there's no more surprises. Correct.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 9 to Chicago Cat, DC, PFT, Boston, Hank, and Philly Max. My fiancé and his brother

Speaker 1 just get nothing.

Speaker 9 My fiancé

Speaker 9 and his brother are planning a joint bachelor party for next spring, but have no ideas on where to go, things to do, etc. Do you have any ideas?

Speaker 9 For context, they are Philly-based, late 20s-somethings, and Vegas and Atlantics and Atlantic City are out. P.S.
Go birds.

Speaker 1 Don't do this.

Speaker 9 Delco.

Speaker 1 Don't do this.

Speaker 1 Don't do this.

Speaker 1 This is a bad idea. The joint bachelor party is a bad idea.
You could pretend it's a good idea. You could pretend like, oh, this would be fun.
One side is not happy about this.

Speaker 1 It could be the girl, could be the guy. I'm not saying one way or the other.

Speaker 9 Or do you think it could be one of the guys' groups?

Speaker 1 No, no, no. But like, yes, there will be one side that is very upset about this and like, what are we doing here? And there's one side of the

Speaker 1 bride, the husband and the bride who are like being like, I'll go along with this, but deep down, they don't really want to do it.

Speaker 8 Don't do it.

Speaker 5 The only way this can work, the only way is if you have about a 90% clearance rate on both sides of the groomsmen and the bridesmaids being single.

Speaker 5 If that's the case, then it could be fun because then there's hookups happening and everyone's going to be happy and horny, et cetera, et cetera. That's the only way that it works.

Speaker 5 But if that's not the case,

Speaker 5 I think it's going to be a bad idea. It's never fun.

Speaker 5 I went on, i i don't want to get into it because the person's probably listening but i went on a joint bachelor bachelor party and it sucked and it's just like you're always you're always looking over your shoulder and there's just too many people that are involved with different agendas at the same time it's tough yeah this is

Speaker 1 and again this is goes for both ways like i bet you the girls want to have a girl trip where they don't have to like think about you know being around dudes all the time like that's this is just come on come on don't do it and if you were gonna do it i guess due to Vegas, because then you all get split up anyway.

Speaker 1 So that would be the answer. If you're going to do the joint bachelor party, do Vegas and then just get split up so much that you don't.

Speaker 9 I think you misheard.

Speaker 1 It's brother and brother-in-law, I think, are doing.

Speaker 9 My fiancé and his brother.

Speaker 1 Oh, we have to redo this whole question.

Speaker 5 Yeah, okay, so now it's just. When were you going to tell us that part?

Speaker 9 Well, I was trying to explain it, and then once you explained it, I was like, I don't know.

Speaker 1 I just heard joint bachelor party or bachelor and bachelorette party. It's a shitload of dudes.

Speaker 9 I was like, shitload of Philly.

Speaker 1 Also, don't do this. This is also a bad idea.
This actually might be a worse idea. That's what I was saying.

Speaker 9 One of the groups of friends doesn't want to do that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, don't do that.
So, all right. So, everything we said stands for the joint guy-girl bachelor party, but also that's too many Philly dudes.

Speaker 5 Unless they're going to all fight, unless they're all single, and then they'll start hooking up with each other. That part still

Speaker 1 counts.

Speaker 1 You already have to deal with, like, if you have a bachelor party, you already have to deal with the fact that you have friends from different points in your life to then add a whole other group of friends from different points in their lives.

Speaker 1 Like, don't do that. That's a bad idea.
Just say you're going to, just wait till the Eagles play the Raiders and then all of you guys go to Vegas together. That's a way better idea.
Okay.

Speaker 1 That was a wild question. Sorry, I just completely misheard.
I heard joint and I just was like, don't do it.

Speaker 5 So my general policy is any bachelor party that's over, I'd say maybe...

Speaker 5 nine people is going to be tough enough to handle when you combine them.

Speaker 5 Then you get all the little politics that starts to get played inside of one normal bachelor party and you combine it with a bunch of friends that have never met each other before in the first place.

Speaker 5 They're all going to end up hating each other and that's the best case scenario.

Speaker 1 Think about like trying to go to a club in Vegas with 25 dudes. That's what you're going to have to do if you combine bachelor parties.

Speaker 5 Somebody's going to be like, I don't want to split this tab evenly because I didn't get any appetizers. Imagine that times like

Speaker 5 three.

Speaker 1 That person sucks.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 9 We'll end with another Eagles question.

Speaker 9 My boyfriend is a Panthers fan and I'm an Eagles fan. We have an extra TV we put out on the weekends to watch football.

Speaker 1 It's sick.

Speaker 9 The issue we've been having is when both our teams are playing, we both obviously want to watch it on the bigger TV. This usually turns into a problem.

Speaker 9 We get the Panthers game on the local channel, and I have the Eagles on the ticket, so I'm able to switch to other games on commercial breaks.

Speaker 9 The Panthers are also really fucking bad, and I feel sorry for him sometimes. That's the biggest one.
However, that doesn't justify putting a shitty game on the bigger TV.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no.

Speaker 5 Is this fair? Yes, it's very fair. I don't think Panthers...
You should never strive to put a Panthers game on a larger TV.

Speaker 5 If anything, you should buy a special smaller TV for Carolina Panthers games.

Speaker 1 We do this in the office.

Speaker 1 The teams that are good get TVs. Like, last week, I put the Bears on the fucking quad box.
I had to squint to see it because the Bears-Texans was not a good game.

Speaker 1 So it's like, you just have to do it by hierarchy of, like, are these teams good? And, yeah, we actually probably have a lot of teams that are probably going to be relegated this year to the quad box.

Speaker 7 Yeah, mercifully.

Speaker 1 Actually, the Bears are not quad box right now. They're two-in-one Bears versus two-in-one Giants.

Speaker 5 Your boyfriend's kind of a sicko for wanting to watch the Carolina Panthers.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 But you get, in terms of quality, like it's just basically a quality, like how good. It's hard.
It is hard at the beginning of the season because no one's mathematically eliminated.

Speaker 1 And you can be like, you can convince yourself, oh, they're a frisky one and two.

Speaker 1 But as the season goes along, if the Eagles keep winning and the Panthers keep losing, the Panthers don't get the main TV. Like, use your head.
Come on. Just put it, you got it.

Speaker 1 They get get relegated. It's very simple.
It's like, well, if you're a if you're a

Speaker 1 network executive, what would you want Monday Night Football to be? The Panthers or the Eagles?

Speaker 5 I think there's like a hand, there's like six teams that should never have, lay any sort of claim to being on the bigger TV if there's an option.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 5 And I think, unfortunately, the Panthers are in that conversation. Yes.

Speaker 1 Hank, is it going to be weird that you're going to be quad boxed this year? Because that is kind of weird.

Speaker 9 Yeah, it's weird. I mean, they're bringing back the red jerseys, which everyone's been waiting for a long time.
It's going to be fucking Brian Hoyer.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 5 Is Pat the Patriot going to be up there?

Speaker 1 On the helmet? Yeah. What happened to Bailey Zapp?

Speaker 9 Brian, you know.

Speaker 1 Brian Hoyer. Brian, I mean, actually, no.
You got to give Brian Hoyer another chance.

Speaker 1 I have a crazy.

Speaker 5 It's not Brian Hoyer. It's Axel Hoyer.
Yeah. What the fuck's up with that? Yeah, his name's Axel.
He's been going through life not calling himself Axel. Like, Axel is the name.

Speaker 5 Brian Hoyer is a better backup quarterback name, but Axel Hoyer, that dude will get in and fucking sling it.

Speaker 9 Brian Hoyer has lost 11 straight games as a starter, dating back to 2016.

Speaker 5 But Axel Hoyer has never lost a game.

Speaker 1 Oh, so that's still not even a full season of a sample size.

Speaker 1 You got to see how that plays out.

Speaker 5 He also had that great half-season in Cleveland. You remember that? Yeah, and then

Speaker 5 he was like the local hero, and it was like, wow, as Cleveland finally found their quarterback, he had the Mr. Hero advertisements and all that shit.
This is Axel Hoyer, Hank.

Speaker 5 Just tell yourself it's Axel.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Yeah, Hank, you're going to the.

Speaker 1 It is kind of weird that the Patriots will be a quad box team.

Speaker 9 Yeah, and fucking, yeah. There's, there's idiot sports talk journalists being like, oh, you know, this is Belichick's last year.
He's on the way out.

Speaker 1 It starts so quickly. People.
Oh, really?

Speaker 5 What idiots are saying that?

Speaker 1 Bothering you?

Speaker 5 Cow turred. People are saying, people are saying Belichick, the game has passed him by.

Speaker 9 No, he's just, whatever.

Speaker 1 Don't let it bother. Irrelevant, yeah.
Don't let it bother you. Don't let him get you down.

Speaker 9 17.

Speaker 1 Have you ever won this?

Speaker 5 He won last week. Oh, yeah, he hasn't ever won this.

Speaker 1 You're never going to win this, which is the best part of this.

Speaker 5 One bet: 72.

Speaker 1 I mean, when are you going to give me to for eternity?

Speaker 1 I still think I probably would take you not winning this. I'll take

Speaker 1 64.

Speaker 8 Oh, someone did the math.

Speaker 9 Speaking of six, are you going to talk about this earlier in the show?

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 9 Are you starting to get worried?

Speaker 1 I don't know what we're talking about. 62.
What are you worried about?

Speaker 1 Oh, the yeah, we would have talked about the home runs. We talked about it.
Yeah, we already talked about it. Okay, yes, yes.

Speaker 5 Breaking news, LeBron James.

Speaker 1 45. 45.
What number are you, Hank? 17.

Speaker 5 LeBron James just tweeted accidentally instead of the kid from Akron. He tweeted the mid from Akron.

Speaker 1 That's awesome. Fuck this.
Oh, wait, what? 90.

Speaker 1 Not even close, Hank.

Speaker 1 Not even close. Not even close to close.
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