Mark Wahlberg, Mt Rushmore Of Things That Are Cooler In Slow Motion + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Speaker 1 On today's Pardon My Take, we have Mark Wahlberg back on the show, recurring guest. We also have the most contentious Mount Rushmore that we've ever done.

Speaker 1 The Mount Rushmore of things that are cooler in slow motion, possibly some trades. I don't know.
We'll see. There's turmoil in the room.
We have Chet Holmgren news that just came out.

Speaker 1 We're going to do Fire Fest of the Week. We're going to send you off.
This is the

Speaker 1 last remote show we're going to do of the season. Then it's football season because week zero is coming up.

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Speaker 1 Your first ticket purchase today is Friday, August 26th, and Chet Holmgren's out for the year.

Speaker 5 I just saw that come across the wire.

Speaker 5 That's going to add fuel to the fire.

Speaker 1 Is he the next

Speaker 1 one? Guards LeBron once. I think that's how he heard it.
He was playing in like a pro-am or something, or one of those games that plays in the summer.

Speaker 1 Tried to guard lebron for two two seconds and then his foot exploded and i guess i mean it sucks it sucks it sucks but loud has this loud will carry the thunder to most likely another lottery pick well this is perfect if they're trying to trust a process this is the type of process that only hinky could dream of where you just have your your first round pick sit out the entire next year and then you get another high draft pick then have him sit out the entire next year then you get another high draft pick yeah then you get five thunders do have a billion draft picks so it's great for them in terms of long-term process but it sucks for everyone who wanted to watch chet holmgren play in the nba um i'm gonna take away

Speaker 5 i like it because it gives him another it gives him another year to just put on some mass just like if i'm chet holmgren i'm spending this year like doctor's orders you can't go on the treadmill you can't go on the elliptical no peloton no stair climber just get dummy

Speaker 1 strikes

Speaker 1 even if he like did no physical activity for an entire year he'd put on like five pounds of fat like maybe a little bit on his love handle and that's it he's a guy that has like one pack of tasty cakes and he's like oh I'm so fat today god yeah he's he's like

Speaker 1 Colorado being like we ate like shit today and he's like dude you you literally are the skinniest person alive he's like yeah but we ate like shit and I just get mad at any everyone knows that one person who has just an insane metabolism and I just forever fuck you to that person.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 5 No, I think he could get fat if you like living in Oklahoma City is probably one of the best cities to get fat in. I can't imagine.
It's very walkable. A lot of barbecue,

Speaker 5 a lot of fatty food, a lot of steak there. Just get fat.
Just get fat, Chet. You'll be a better basketball player.

Speaker 1 Just get a nice fat ass. You'll be ready to go in the post.
So today's show, we have the beginning we're doing via

Speaker 1 remote. This is the last time we're going to be remote, pretty much for the rest of the football season.

Speaker 1 And then we have Mount Rushmore back in studio, which very well could be the most contentious Mount Rushmore we've ever had. And Mark Wahlberg on the show.
Let's just say

Speaker 1 I loved the interview because it was interesting and weird. Let's just say Wahlberg might have had a really long day and been like, who the fuck are these guys again? But we like Mark Wahlberg.

Speaker 1 It's not a John Cena situation. It's not a Dak Prescott situation.
We like Mark Wahlberg.

Speaker 1 But yeah, it was definitely an interview that was weird. Yes.
Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 5 I think that he even said at some point during the interview, he's like, hey, this Zoom thing sucks. Let's just do this in person next time.

Speaker 6 And it would have been a great interview in person.

Speaker 5 It was still fine. We got some good stuff out of him.

Speaker 5 He was definitely at the end of, he sounded like he had been doing movie promo for eight hours with Kevin Hart by the time he got to us. But I still like him, and we'll get him back in the studio.

Speaker 1 And just like Hank and I'll be doing some reflecting, we did Wednesday's Mount Rushmore and then today's Mount Rushmore. I was in a similar mood.
The vibes weren't great.

Speaker 1 And then I got shit on the Mark Wahlberg interview. So I've just, I've had,

Speaker 1 you know, I'm not going to spoil anything, but I've been doing some reflection. And,

Speaker 1 you know, maybe I'm going to pick up my attitude. Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 Hopefully.

Speaker 1 You know, again, like you guys say the sourpus word, I think I'm a sweet dick, but I think I just, I was in a, I wasn't in a great mood. I was a little bit stressed and it came through.

Speaker 1 Hank, can I just say, like, this is just guys talking about their feelings real quick.

Speaker 1 I always, this portion of the calendar year, the last two weeks of August, I always get like very anxious knowing that football season is about to come.

Speaker 1 It's like anxiety because I'm excited, but it's also anxiety because we're just going to have to work nonstop for three months, four months straight. So yeah, I'm going to give you a pass.

Speaker 1 I think we as men have to recognize that self-reflection is important and it sounds like you're already in a better mood. Yeah.
And I think, again, I think I don't, I usually don't think

Speaker 1 I would put forward back-to-back performances like that, but because we did them back-to-back, I was in the same, uh, I was in the same mindset. Yeah, it wasn't a good one.

Speaker 1 That is, that is, that is tough. Like, when people, after

Speaker 1 Wednesday's Mount Rushmore, which congrats to Jilly, Team Jilly, they dominated

Speaker 1 people being like, oh, Hank's, what's his problem? And it's like, oh, we have this Mount Rushmore, too. We actually taped them both on Tuesday night, so you get the same Hank.

Speaker 1 It gets worse. Yeah, it actually gets worse.
BFT, I believe he's frozen. He's got a weird smile on his face.

Speaker 1 I don't know what's going on with him right now. I feel like this could be a prank.
It could be a prank. I don't know.
I think he's probably going to rejoin in a second.

Speaker 1 We do have week zero.

Speaker 1 Let's wait. I had one other note, too, if we want to filibuster while we wait for PFT to come.
Okay, yeah, let's wait. Here it comes.
He's coming back. He's scrambled.
He's coming back.

Speaker 1 Nope, he's not back. What's your other note if you want to filibuster? Our boy Danny Reek.

Speaker 1 Oh, who's that? Danny Ricardo. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Danny Ricardo. Got dumped by McLaren.
McLaren is dead to me now. I hate them.

Speaker 1 I always hated them, but now I really hate them. Kind of fucked up.
Kind of fucked up. I hope he joins Haas.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that will really work out.

Speaker 1 I think we told the story on this show, but like he's, of all-time favorite guests on this show, like he's at the top of the list just because it was our last time before we interviewed him and i was like over in where like bubba uh sat at the time and and he was like

Speaker 1 i think danny ricardo's an hour early for this interview like someone just joined the zoom link i just got a notification and i was like joking around i was like oh let's uh

Speaker 1 Let's join it and see what happens. And he was just chilling there.
We're like, oh, you know, sorry, like, I think you're an hour early. He's like, oh, no problem.
I'll wait. Like, it's all good.

Speaker 1 And we'd like chit-chatted for 10 minutes. He's like, all right, yeah, I'll join again in an hour.

Speaker 1 Like,

Speaker 1 The chillest guy on planet Earth. PFT.
I'm eternally rooting for Danny Ricardo. PFT is back.
We were filibustering with the news that McLaren dumped Daniel Ricardo and that we now hate McLaren.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I mean, I don't really know what McLaren is. I think they're a car company, but fuck them.

Speaker 1 I fucking hate them.

Speaker 5 I want to destroy them with every soul and every fiber of my being.

Speaker 5 So, Danny Ricardo, what's it?

Speaker 5 Who's like, who's looking to hire right now?

Speaker 1 Well, are there any job openings enough ones?

Speaker 1 Hank threw out Haas, which is, I think, objectively one of the worst teams out there. They crashed.
They're American. Yeah, they are American.

Speaker 1 But remember, Daniel Ricardo and McLaren, they had the American boss. It's electric.
Yeah, so maybe it's Haas. Maybe it's Haas.
Maybe we're Haas guys now.

Speaker 1 And that was talking after.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I'm just a Daniel Ricardo guy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. All right, so what I was going to say, PFT, week zero, we finally have real football.
I kind of hate week zero just because it's such a tease and it's like, give us one really good game.

Speaker 1 Instead, they gave us Nebraska and Northwestern in ireland and then a bunch of games where it's like one team that i'm interested in and then like nah i don't really like vanderbilt in hawaii i'm gonna watch it or maybe it's not even on tv i don't know i'm gonna listen to it i'm gonna bet it but i don't know maybe week zero let's start putting in like one crazy game that we all can get behind because it feels like oh real football but not really we're just we're easing our way in we're teasing you with it

Speaker 5 well what they should do is there should be one matchup every week zero where one of the teams is ranked number 25 in the nation. Yep.
Just put a ranking next to it. I don't care.

Speaker 5 Like, let's just say that Northwestern are probably

Speaker 5 Nebraska is favored, right? Yes. So let's just say that Nebraska is ranked 25 going into the season.
So whoever wins that game will then be ranked still number 25 in the nation.

Speaker 5 If it's Northwestern, if it's Nebraska, no matter what. Just put those little numbers next to one of the team's names to make me feel like I'm not completely wasting my Saturday by watching it.

Speaker 1 It also would be cool if maybe they just week zero, they just ran back a couple bowls. Like just like, oh yeah, this bull matchup was kind of fun.
Let's run it back and let's just see what happens.

Speaker 1 Like let's see if anything has changed between these two teams.

Speaker 5 Or they could save one bowl game for week zero. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Or Maxion should just run their entire slate. on week zero.
That would be cool too.

Speaker 5 So I am looking forward to it because it hadn't hit me until this week, but I was looking at the schedules for week one, week two, et cetera, et cetera.

Speaker 5 Like I get to watch somewhat meaningful college football and root for my team this year. Yeah.
That's incredible. It's something that I've never gotten to experience in my life.

Speaker 5 Like, watching the Sun Belt and actually having a team that I get to see on television every week, this is going to be fucking awesome. Now I know what you guys love so much about college football.

Speaker 5 It's incredible. This sport is great.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's college football.

Speaker 1 I don't want to say I like college football more than NFL, but there are parts of college football that I just love that the NFL can't replicate.

Speaker 1 And yeah, I'm very, very excited for week one coming up. Week zero will just get teased.
Like I said, I'll bet on every game.

Speaker 1 I think I even said on the pick'em, I'm going to try to do smaller cards this year. And then I gave out literally every single game, which happens every week zero.

Speaker 1 But it's meaningful football, and we're going to watch it and we're going to love it. We're going to embrace it.
And it's like, boom,

Speaker 1 let's ride.

Speaker 5 Hank, I like your hat. You've got a cool hat.
The B is a little bit off-center on it. It looks cool.

Speaker 1 It's so good. It does look cool.
All right, what else do we have? Anything else before we get to the Mount Rushmore that could end this podcast? And then Mark Wahlberg. Pat Beverly on the Lakers.
Yes.

Speaker 1 Pat Bev.

Speaker 5 I'm the captain of the Lakers. Yes, I love it.

Speaker 1 And you get the awkward tension of Patrick Beverly having the famous quote where Russell Westbrook was like, all he does is run around and do nothing.

Speaker 1 He's basically tricking all of y'all. And so we have Patrick Beverly.

Speaker 1 Like the Lakers basically saying, let's just put as many pieces that don't really fit together and have big personalities all on LeBron's team, hoping LeBron can figure it out, is very fun.

Speaker 1 I'll just say it. It's very, very fun what the Lakers are doing.

Speaker 1 I don't even know if Mello is back, but I hope he's back. And they should just keep doing this, just adding as many veterans as possible and hoping that it all works out, knowing that it won't.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I think that's what we were talking about, right? Like with all the chaos going on in the NBA, we wanted one team to have all the shit happening at once.

Speaker 5 I'm pretty sure Dwight Howard, he's still on the Lakers, right?

Speaker 1 He does great.

Speaker 5 This is going to be, the team will absolutely implode. It's going to be incredible.

Speaker 5 Like Russell Westbrook and Patrick Beverly, that's the very definition of like there is only room for one of those two guys.

Speaker 5 Yes. One of those guys is going to be gone by mid-season.
There's no question about it.

Speaker 5 I think Pat Bev wins that matchup because Pat Beverly is about as talented at shooting as Russell Westbrook is, but he knows that he sucks.

Speaker 1 Yes. So keep him around.
Exactly. And then the only other thing I had was

Speaker 1 Mad Dog Russo.

Speaker 1 I mean, to be expected, but he went on first take or whatever he does with Stephen A. Smith.
And he said that Nick Sabin is not the greatest coach of all time, which is a very funny thing to do.

Speaker 1 And then

Speaker 1 when they asked who the greatest coach of all time, he said Eric Parsisian.

Speaker 1 And I think, I can't remember who's the third host there. Is it, I can't remember who, the woman, but she was like.
Molly Curam? We had Molly Curam. She's like, can you give us some years for that?

Speaker 1 Because, and he was like, yeah, 1964 to 1976, Notre Dame, best coach of all time. It's like, okay, dude, way to go.

Speaker 1 You did it. Like, you, you, you said, how can I have a take that shocks the world and makes me look really stupid? Boom.
Mission accomplished.

Speaker 5 Yeah, that's perfect. He should have just gone with like Newt Rockne if he's going to go with like an old name like that.

Speaker 5 I do like having somebody on there whose job it is to just appeal to like 75-year-old dads that are, you know, they just get in from mowing the lawn in the morning, and they've been trying to tell their shithead sons for the last 30 years how sports were better when they were in their 20s.

Speaker 5 And now you've got Mad Dog just like saying it to Stephen A. Smith's face.

Speaker 1 I think that's a perfect role for him.

Speaker 1 We also had Big Ben.

Speaker 5 Big Ben came back. So he was on the sidelines in Pittsburgh.

Speaker 5 He was standing over Kenny Pickett's shoulder and then he got out of town when Kenny Pickett was trying to hit him up to get some tips after practice.

Speaker 5 Big Ben just, he was like, I'm not giving you any of my tips because in Big Ben's head, he's like the shadow quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Speaker 5 So like if everything goes to shit and everyone on that roster gets injured, Big Ben definitely thinks that he's getting a call from Mike Tomlin to come in like week eight.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's Big Ben is absolutely going to just every year just be like, it's not my job to coach the quarterback.

Speaker 1 It's like, well, yeah, we know you're not on the Steelers anymore, but sure, okay, that makes sense. Yeah, it's not your job.
So nice try, Kenny. You're not catching someone on Big Ben.

Speaker 5 Why would I teach someone how to take my job? That's not, you know, this is competition league.

Speaker 1 Big Ben treats the starting quarterback position of the Steelers like a Supreme Court justice. He's like, no, I'm the starting quarterback for the rest of my life.

Speaker 1 Whether you like it or not, it's my job. Yeah, other people might play it, but it's still my job.

Speaker 5 It's my job for life. I like beer, sir.

Speaker 1 I like beer.

Speaker 5 I think that's what Big Ben said on draft night.

Speaker 1 The only other thing that I had was just it's hilarious that the PGA tour now is like all of a sudden like opened up a closet and all this money fell out.

Speaker 1 They're like, oh, yeah, we do have all this money we could pay people. So

Speaker 1 I just, the fact that it took obviously the live tour and then they're like, oh yeah, you're right. We could, we could pay guys this much money.
Yeah, this actually makes sense.

Speaker 1 It just always makes me laugh because like, what have you been doing for the last 20 years?

Speaker 1 You've basically been saying we're going to like Phil Mickelson, whatever you want to say about him, he kind of has proven right a few times here, where it's like the PGA Tor could have been paying guys more, could have been given guaranteed money.

Speaker 1 It just needed, they needed a competitor with literally bottomless budget to find all that money underneath their couch.

Speaker 5 Yeah, million percent.

Speaker 5 It's like if you've ever negotiated for a new job and you say that you're going to take a competitor's offer and then at the last second, your old company comes back and they're like, oh yeah, we could pay you 50% more.

Speaker 5 It's like, well, now I know that you had that this entire time, and you just were withholding it because you're being stingy. The new PGA thing, it looks like

Speaker 5 a dude-perfect life simulator. The indoor tour with Rory and Tiger, they're just going to be standing in

Speaker 5 convention halls, just like smashing drives. And they're turning, they're basically they're trying to turn golf into as close to a video game as you can get, which is a smart strategy.

Speaker 5 I just don't know, I guess kids are going to want to go see it. I don't know if I'd want to go watch people play golf indoors.

Speaker 5 I go to watch people golf outdoors so that I can be outside and pretend that I'm getting exercise and drink 10 beers and eat a couple hot dogs. That's my idea of watching golf.

Speaker 1 Right. You want to hear the birds.
You're like, oh yeah, I went outside today. I watched four hours of golf.

Speaker 1 It also, they also, I saw rumored that they're going to start doing Monday night golf, which I don't know why more sports don't do this.

Speaker 1 Monday night is the perfect night for sports because everyone's like, oh man, I wish it was the weekend. Monday sucks.
Give us sports every Monday night.

Speaker 1 There should be Monday night football every Monday night in different sports. So

Speaker 1 again, I don't know why it took them. I mean, I know why it took them this to figure this all out, but like, you should have done it a while ago.
Monday night golf, I'm totally in.

Speaker 5 Or if they just have golf at halftime of football games, like Monday night, like instead of the Genesis halftime show, which we don't have as a country to get around and watch together, if they had Monday night golf that took place in those 15 minutes in between halves and then they do it on Sunday nights and they do it like Saturday night primetime college football games, just give us like sneak peeks into golf.

Speaker 5 It'll be an automatic change of the channel for me to go back and forth, back and forth during halftime.

Speaker 1 Agreed. Agreed.
All right, let's get to our Mount Rushmore back in studio and then Mark Wahlberg back in studio.

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Speaker 1 Okay, here it is. Mount Rushmore back in studio.
Okay, Mount Rushmore time.

Speaker 1 We're going to do the Mount Rushmore of things

Speaker 1 that are cooler in slow motion.

Speaker 9 Shout out, AWL, Gross with Ones. Ooh,

Speaker 1 Mike Gross. Okay.
Yeah. Mike Gross.
Very tough. Mike Gross.
Yeah. Probably wasn't a great, like, elementary, middle school.

Speaker 1 Yeah, what if his middle initial?

Speaker 1 What if his middle initial was also M and his name was Mm, Gross? Gross.

Speaker 1 So things that look better in slow motion.

Speaker 1 Who goes first?

Speaker 5 I don't know who won last one.

Speaker 10 Should we predict Wednesday?

Speaker 1 Yeah, because we're taping this early. Because

Speaker 1 I have to go to a bachelor party this weekend and we're taping this early.

Speaker 6 We won.

Speaker 1 Nope.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
All right, fine, fine, man. Yeah, fucking

Speaker 1 fine. We won.
Good job. You guys finally won one.
No, we have one. Oh, okay.

Speaker 5 We've won two.

Speaker 1 Back to back. Yeah, wow.
Incredible.

Speaker 1 So you guys decide the order.

Speaker 9 We're going to go third.

Speaker 1 First. Oh, God.

Speaker 1 Then we get the double choose on the back end. That's true.

Speaker 10 You could also double choose on the other back end.

Speaker 1 This is inside the war room of Team Jilly.

Speaker 1 You guys are capitalizing on draft marketing efficiency. Who's going to go second?

Speaker 5 Hanks can go second.

Speaker 1 No, no, no, no, no. Actually, you're going to go second.
Okay, great. Great.

Speaker 1 Fuck. That's great.
Fuck, Billy. That's great.
Come on.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 10 One, one, something that looks better in slow motion.

Speaker 11 A football spiral.

Speaker 5 Good choice. Yeah, good choice.

Speaker 1 We all love it. Look at this.
In the positive one.

Speaker 1 What are you shooting that at?

Speaker 5 What's the best spiral you've ever seen? I still think that the Baker Mayfield throw that started off hard knocks a few years ago,

Speaker 5 that was a great slow-motion spiral.

Speaker 1 They used to have like NFL films, like when they would start

Speaker 1 a spiral looking up in the sky, and then it like, you know, you catch it. Oh, in the corner of the end zone.
Yeah, corner end zone touchdown spiral.

Speaker 12 You've seen Little Giants, the movie? Yeah.

Speaker 10 in the air with the toilet paper slow-mo.

Speaker 1 The turnip paper, yeah, that's a good one. That's a good one, that's a good one.

Speaker 1 That's a great call. Um, okay, uh, so we have our first pick, yeah.

Speaker 1 Um, I don't know why Hank's looking at me like he's

Speaker 1 okay. Um, should we do what I was saying?

Speaker 5 You can do your first one, it was one-one, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 It's a team, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 But the one that you said was one,

Speaker 1 yeah, yeah,

Speaker 1 uh, a slow-motion uh titty drop, boobs, boobs, easy. I so they said when we said slow motion,

Speaker 1 Max, Hank, and memes, the horny motherfuckers they are, they're like, oh, easy one, one.

Speaker 1 Easy one, one.

Speaker 1 Who picked? Yeah, but I said, but you guys were going to pick it.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I don't know how this comes up.

Speaker 1 We weren't going to pick it up. You're the one who picked it up.
Right, we told you guys.

Speaker 1 When we decided.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm talking about. When we decided slow motion.
I never went to it. The coolest things in slow motion, literally, Max took his pants off and started jerking off.

Speaker 1 He's like, boobs, we got to go boobs. And Hank was like, yeah, boobs, dude.
Yeah, boobs. Boobs good on a graphic.
This is good on a graphic. No, it does.
Shut the fuck up.

Speaker 1 Dude, boobs look good anywhere. It could be

Speaker 1 grown-ass mo.

Speaker 5 It could be fast-moe. It could be 3D.
It could be double D.

Speaker 1 Alexandra Didario in what was going on. I prefer watching personalities in slow-mo.

Speaker 5 Yeah, well, Hank, I'm a big, I believe in two things: First Amendment and boobs. Yeah.

Speaker 1 The t-shirt, titty drop.

Speaker 1 Trying to take tits and then put it on us is a wild, wild move. I mean, that's what you guys want one move.
No, absolutely. All right, so what is it? What's your easy 1-1?

Speaker 1 A lot of pressure now.

Speaker 1 Whales breaching the ocean. That was your 1-1.
That was your easy 1-1.

Speaker 5 Or did you guys mean whale tail like a thong from behind, you horny?

Speaker 1 Oh, no, I'm just not like a freak like you guys.

Speaker 1 I'm not like a 70-year turn.

Speaker 1 There's actually way more thong slow-mo intros than you think like that was like two degrassi episodes oh i was thinking just cisco yeah yeah but that's uh so that when you guys were so excited and started coming everywhere you're like well you guys

Speaker 1 i'm not saying anything else anymore you guys picked a fucking financial commercial for your number one you guys love what

Speaker 1 do you you realize why they make that and put that as a commercial over and over again because it looks awesome and the and the audience reception is no great no they how many they do it because they travel motion

Speaker 5 And then the FCC was like, no, you can't show nipples in the middle.

Speaker 1 Are these bouncing in slow-mo?

Speaker 5 I think we started a financial services company and it's just called Tits Financials. Yeah.
And it's just boob shots.

Speaker 1 Bouncing.

Speaker 1 So that's easy 1-1. I can't believe it got to us.

Speaker 1 And then

Speaker 1 our number two is a slap to the face. Oh, that's a good one.
Okay. That is a good one.
Yeah.

Speaker 12 Billy. That's your official?

Speaker 1 They're getting cocky after that. I mean, you win one one rush more, yeah.
We've won two.

Speaker 1 Okay,

Speaker 1 our next pick. Okay, so do you want to refute it or are you just going to

Speaker 1 just silently?

Speaker 5 I think we're just going to kind of ignore it because it's boring. Yeah.

Speaker 5 So, in

Speaker 5 the one that starts with a D, big guy.

Speaker 1 Yes, yes. I'm texting you right now.

Speaker 1 That's a perfect one. That's easy.
Dick's strong hard.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 5 Dick's getting soft.

Speaker 5 No, we're going to go dogs shaking water off. Yep.
They get out of the pool. They do the back and forth.
Their heads going one way. Their bodies going the other.
They're being being good boys.

Speaker 5 The best.

Speaker 1 The best, yeah. The best.
So, we got so far boobs and dogs, and you guys have whales and what was your slaps.

Speaker 5 We're just doing like we're just running back to things that universally everybody likes. We should just have like Scott Van Pelt and slow-mo.

Speaker 1 Yes, yes. Okay, Team Jilly on the clock.
Sounds like you guys are admitting to pandering. No, we're just picked two awesome picks.
It's Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 11 Yeah, so even better than a slap to the face is a knockout punch to the face.

Speaker 1 Yeah, spectroscopy sweat.

Speaker 11 Spit, the mouth guard goes out.

Speaker 1 We had it on our list. Yeah.
We had it on our list. I mean,

Speaker 1 yeah.

Speaker 11 Yeah. It's the hardcore stuff.

Speaker 1 No, it is, it is great. Like watching, what's his name? The guy who kicked

Speaker 1 Uzman, yeah. Yeah.
That was

Speaker 1 slow-mo, any, any type of knockout.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 5 Body shot knockouts are good too in slow-mo.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. When they're pain, when they like keel over in pain because they got a kidney shot.

Speaker 5 Yeah, they take it in the liver and they take two steps back and then the brain registers the pain. Yep.
And then they just want to die. Yep.
Yep.

Speaker 10 And our third round pick is going to be a posterizing dunk over someone.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 10 You see them with the athleticism. You see the guy getting dunked on, being scared or not scared, just getting posterized.
Yeah. You have the bench in the background.

Speaker 5 Now you kind of lose some of the violence. from the dunk if you do it in slow motion.

Speaker 11 You have to appreciate every little detail.

Speaker 5 It does become artistic.

Speaker 1 Yep. Okay.
Okay. I think we, I mean, we, we're, we're getting every pick that we want.
Just, I'm not, I think that's the pick. Yeah, so

Speaker 5 it's a golf swing. It's a golf shot.

Speaker 1 Slow motion, golf shot. Slow motion, golf shot in the rough, flipping the ball directly.

Speaker 1 It's kind of whatever angle you want.

Speaker 5 I think in this one, I'm going with a little bit from the front.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 5 So you see the club coming down on it.

Speaker 1 Deep rough.

Speaker 5 And the ball getting lifted off the air.

Speaker 5 It almost goes off the club before the club even hits it.

Speaker 1 It's crazy.

Speaker 5 Grass flying.

Speaker 1 There's nothing better.

Speaker 11 Isn't golf slow enough?

Speaker 1 Not the shots.

Speaker 1 No, no, no.

Speaker 1 Golf slow-motion shots are objectively awesome.

Speaker 1 Why do they use them constantly?

Speaker 1 Because they're cool. Sand shot, sand everywhere.
Hank knows. Hank knows that's a good pick.
It is a good pick. I think your angle's way off, but that's not.
Oh, can't angle

Speaker 1 from behind? No, I think the

Speaker 1 directly to the side where you can see, like the pro golfers, obviously, if it's me or you swinging, like, are you can see how

Speaker 1 much your body is moving. But pros, their legs their torso they're like the only things that moves is their arms and their hips and it's it's mesmerizing max homa tempo town

Speaker 1 okay

Speaker 1 uh we're gonna go with

Speaker 1 a jackass movie scene okay it's always better in slow-mo like the slow-mo scenes are the best it's usually the first one that they have yeah well they do them they do them throughout they do them they do like you know they mix and match okay

Speaker 1 uh and then

Speaker 5 nice pick memes, I guess.

Speaker 1 No, that was me.

Speaker 1 We'll take one of memes as well. This is your last pick.
Yes, it's Joe Burrow walking into a stadium. Oh, okay.
Very specific. Okay.

Speaker 1 That's a pander pick.

Speaker 1 That's a memes pick.

Speaker 1 He's

Speaker 1 memes, the guy who's only

Speaker 1 his main number one job is to go viral.

Speaker 5 That's a pander pick. Wait, so does that mean that

Speaker 5 it's the video of him walking into Tiger Stadium or when he's wearing his fur coat walking through the hallway?

Speaker 1 Joe Burrow walking into a stadium is also that means that you don't get Joe Burrow smoking the cigar after the national championship, just so you know.

Speaker 1 Okay. Okay.
All right. All right.
I just wanted you to know that part.

Speaker 5 Okay. Well, I just wanted to touch on their most recent pick because the legendary shot of Joe Burrow walking into the stadium, that's actually, it's not in slow-mo.
It's just a cool shot.

Speaker 1 It would be cooler in slow-mo, you're saying?

Speaker 5 Yeah, just help our audience figure out what you're talking about here because I'm a little confused.

Speaker 1 Joe Burrow walking into a stadium.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 We're coming up with our last pick. We have so many good picks that we don't know what to do.

Speaker 5 I think we go with the bird.

Speaker 1 Okay. All right.
Hummingbird, slow motion.

Speaker 6 So fucking fucking awesome.

Speaker 1 Tiny wings.

Speaker 5 You're like, how is that thing even staying afloat?

Speaker 1 It's so fucking cool to watch a hummingbird in slow motion.

Speaker 5 Just sucking the shit out of a flower. Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 Awesome.

Speaker 1 Billy, don't tell me you don't get turned on by a hummingbird in slow motion. Don't lie to us.
Don't lie to yourself.

Speaker 1 Hummingbirds are pretty freaky. Yeah, they are.
They're very cool. You think it's a giant bumblebee, but then you look and you're like, oh my God, it's a hummingbird.

Speaker 1 Flapping his wings so fucking fast.

Speaker 5 They might be my favorite bird. Yeah.
If you see a hummingbird out in nature, you have to point it out to everybody and let them know.

Speaker 1 I think I'm a Blue Jay guy.

Speaker 5 Blue Jays are cool looking, but they're dickheads. They're like the real.

Speaker 1 I think they cuck everyone, don't they?

Speaker 5 I'm pretty sure they just like cuck, they like lay their eggs in another bird's nest. No, that's a

Speaker 1 it's just cool to see a blue jay. You're like, whoa, that's a blue jay.

Speaker 1 Okay, your guys' last pick.

Speaker 5 Orioles are cool, too.

Speaker 1 There are so many good picks still available. And Hank went with whales.
One one.

Speaker 1 Whales breaching is fucking awesome. Yeah.

Speaker 5 If I want to buy life insurance.

Speaker 5 Roasted.

Speaker 1 I don't. You guys are like using an example of why it's so successful.
It's such a great picture.

Speaker 5 Are we going to get horny? He's totally not mad.

Speaker 1 They're gonna get horny, guys. Oh, hold on.

Speaker 11 Chake, are we gonna get horny?

Speaker 1 We don't need to. Oh, I think you guys should go cream pies.

Speaker 5 PFT missing a field goal would be awesome in slow-mo. That's Hank's voice.

Speaker 1 And he's like,

Speaker 5 I'm just doing my Hank impression now.

Speaker 1 PFT's unloading the crew. PFT's not.
PFT hasn't stopped thinking about the field goal thing. Clearly,

Speaker 1 that's true. I literally do not care.

Speaker 1 But you just brought it up out of the clouds for no reason.

Speaker 5 We're all roasting you. It's a pile of chicken.

Speaker 1 This side conversation is great. We have good picks so far.

Speaker 14 I feel like if we don't screw ourselves here, we have a chance.

Speaker 5 No, I think me and Big Cat dominated.

Speaker 1 We got the evil going. One that Billy gave us two.
Titties would have been great. Here's all you do in the chat.
Oh, wait. Oh, man.
The truth shall set you free. They were going titties.

Speaker 1 We've definitely beat. We've definitely beat.

Speaker 5 I think we still could have won without titties.

Speaker 11 We definitely beat Hank. We need to compete with the horny over here.

Speaker 5 I don't even understand. Listen, you're not going to have horny, me and Big Cat.

Speaker 1 cattle. Boobs, what are you going to do?

Speaker 1 Oh, really? Okay, go. Go horny.
Are you going squirt? I don't think it's going to be a good thing. You're going to blowjob?

Speaker 1 You going titty fuck? I think we get that. Just pick one of the horny.
Just pick one of the horny picks. Oh, you have multiple horny picks.

Speaker 10 I don't like either of these.

Speaker 1 Okay, go with it. Eating ass.

Speaker 5 Do I have permission to go away from the horse?

Speaker 1 No, no, no. Go with the horny pick.
I think you have to go with the horny pick. All right,

Speaker 1 we'll let the balls decide. Odds, horny pick, evens, non-horny.

Speaker 5 Hank, you want to guess? Because he's never gotten it right.

Speaker 1 Seven.

Speaker 5 This one doesn't count, by the way.

Speaker 1 Odd. Horny.

Speaker 1 All right, which one? I think you choose. No, either your ideas.

Speaker 1 There's multiple hornies. I can't wait to see what they passed up on.
What the other horny ones are.

Speaker 5 I think that's the last one. Read it.
Go.

Speaker 1 You read it. Go, Jake.
No, no, you have to read it. Go, Jake.
Read it.

Speaker 10 Hot girl car washes.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 5 So, like, boobs on the window.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. Boys.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 5 I mean, tits is kind of included in that, but that's fine. Hot girl is all in compass.

Speaker 1 What were the other horny picks?

Speaker 11 Twerking.

Speaker 5 Okay. Twerking is a good choice, yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 What else?

Speaker 11 We reiterated sorority car washes to hot girl car washes.

Speaker 5 Yeah, that's probably for the best.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Is that kind of sorority car wash slow-mo? I think that's something that happened.

Speaker 5 1980s movies featured heavily.

Speaker 1 It didn't actually exist.

Speaker 1 Okay, what got missed? There was a lot, I felt like. There was a lot of good old stuff.
Someone could have gone, I know we did dogs wagging water off them, but dogs drinking water is awesome.

Speaker 1 Seeing their tongue with the way they scoop it back.

Speaker 5 Yeah, like a bear running is very cool in Slow-Mo.

Speaker 1 We also had...

Speaker 5 A bullet flying through inanimate objects. So like a bullet going through a watermelon.
Basically, the entire corn follow the leader video.

Speaker 1 Lightning. Lightning slow-mo is awesome.

Speaker 1 We also,

Speaker 1 we were thinking about a big QB sack. Just watching QB, yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 11 Knockouts, I think, would have been.

Speaker 1 Belly flops.

Speaker 5 We had belly flops, too.

Speaker 1 Knockouts would have been too similar, but the car wash

Speaker 1 that just moves and solo. Imagine if Hank had taken whales breaching and belly flops.
Oh, man.

Speaker 5 Going for the all-splash crowd.

Speaker 1 That would have been big.

Speaker 5 Puke. Puke is good.

Speaker 1 Puke is very good.

Speaker 5 Dodging bullets like in the Matrix.

Speaker 1 Yep. Nutshots.

Speaker 5 Walk-off home run.

Speaker 1 Walk-off home run. Yep.
Bat flips. I don't think the fact that it's a walk-off matters.

Speaker 1 It's extra.

Speaker 1 Yeah. More likely for a bat flip.

Speaker 5 Yeah, it adds to the slow-mo bat flip to the pageantry of the situation.

Speaker 1 Oh, the GIF of

Speaker 1 Coach K laying down. It's not Slow-Mo.
It isn't Slow-Mo in the GIF. No.

Speaker 11 Fan reactions.

Speaker 5 Yeah. Yeah.
Sad fans. It's not just someone screaming.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Revenge Cobra fans, like just

Speaker 1 the minute that their hopes and dreams are crushed.

Speaker 5 Do you remember when Steve Sprayer did that weird thing with his lips and he went like

Speaker 11 and they showed that in super, super slow-mo?

Speaker 1 That's very cool. Anyone running?

Speaker 1 In addition to walk-off on runs, but like a ball hitting a bat. Those are fucking awesome.
The way that they get those now.

Speaker 5 Oh, where the ball kind of dips as they're hitting it?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Those are so fucking cool.
I love those.

Speaker 10 Any celebration, like Tiger Signature Master celebration, is now the cover of PJ2K, I think.

Speaker 1 Yep, that's true.

Speaker 1 What else do we have?

Speaker 1 I said nut shots. Those are awesome because you get to see the person slowly die.
Bad injuries, that's just a personal preference. I like to watch the slow-mo angle of that.

Speaker 1 What else?

Speaker 5 The Gatorade bath in slow-mo is usually pretty cool.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 11 Oh, drops of water into water.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yep.
That is cool.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 11 No, no, but like, you know, the ones where they sometimes do two drops and then the drop comes up and hits the other drop.

Speaker 5 Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 Any type of like skateboarding or snowboarding, like

Speaker 1 360 or flip or something, that's fucking cool.

Speaker 1 That's very cool.

Speaker 5 Basically, anything in sports. Yeah, just sports.

Speaker 1 Sports and slow-mo. Sports.
Although I was thinking about it, like hockey slow-mo doesn't really.

Speaker 10 It's not really. By the puck going through the

Speaker 1 maybe a hockey slow-mo where it's like a deflected shot. That's kind of cool.
Where it hits like someone's stick in front.

Speaker 11 How much of Miracle is slow-mo?

Speaker 5 I don't know. Probably not that much.

Speaker 1 Was it one-mo?

Speaker 5 Yeah, I think some of the shots were slow-mo. Were they? Maybe at the end.

Speaker 1 Yeah. A goalie diving across a crease.

Speaker 10 Oh, that scene in vacation where they're running to Wally World and the park's closed.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, that's good. Oh, that's good.

Speaker 5 A girl getting out of a pool. Yeah.

Speaker 1 In slow-mo. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Puking. Yeah.
You said puking, yeah.

Speaker 5 That's a good pick, Billy.

Speaker 1 Hank, did you have any others? Or was that you were tapped out with Boobs and Wales?

Speaker 5 Yeah, what else did Memes have? If Memes had his own draft, what would he have taken?

Speaker 1 These are actually my picks, but Mentos and Coke. Oh, that's a good pick.
Cutting grass.

Speaker 1 Yeah. An egg exploding.

Speaker 1 Watermelon with rubber bands. Branded catch.
Yeah. This is gross what he's doing to memes.

Speaker 1 We know that.

Speaker 1 Because Mentos is thorough. Yeah.
Those are all memes. You're an idiot.

Speaker 1 We're all the same team.

Speaker 1 I was saying that they would be like their team. Do you want to absorb Mac Bill and memes on our team and just have Hank go solo? Because he's alienated his entire team.

Speaker 1 Hank is the worst coach ever.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I mean, we'll take Max and memes if you just want to ride solo.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, we all know you guys can't do picks on your own. That's why we did teams.
Well, neither can you because all memes picks are awesome. Yeah, okay.
Fine. I don't fucking want to take them.

Speaker 1 I don't want them on my team. Let me go solo.
You mean this? Wait, you can't. What?

Speaker 1 I don't, I just like, I, again,

Speaker 1 you guys couldn't take bitching at each other. It got too real last couple summers.
PFT got all bitches. This isn't bitching at each other.

Speaker 1 And then you guys were like, oh, we'll just combine, make a super team.

Speaker 5 When did I ever get in my feelings?

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. About anything.
Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 You just said, let's not do polls because you lose every single one.

Speaker 5 That's not at all what happened.

Speaker 1 All right, that's fine. Hey, we got one more week of Mount Rushmore.
This is,

Speaker 1 yeah, three more. We'll see how we do.
So, is it official? I'll take it. We get memes and you guys get back, girl.
So he's on his own.

Speaker 1 Okay, fine. It's Hank Island.
So it's the last week of Mount Rushmore next week, and we'll see how Hank does. Come up with some doozies.

Speaker 11 Can Max sit on the couch with us?

Speaker 1 He actually has to work during the podcast.

Speaker 11 I just want some input real time.

Speaker 5 See, this is why you have to have pre-show meetings. Yeah.
Or at least a text thread.

Speaker 1 Yeah, exactly. PFG and I work seamlessly together.
It's always worked.

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Speaker 1 Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest, recurring guest. He has been on the show before.
It is Mark Wahlberg. He's got a new movie out right now on Netflix with Kevin Hart called Me Time.

Speaker 1 I want to ask you some movie questions, Mark, but I also want to refresh your memory real quick about who we are because you do a million of these interviews.

Speaker 1 It looks like you've been doing them all day.

Speaker 1 We had you on like three or four years years ago, and it was in a hotel room. And I think the last words you said to us was, do you guys actually like do this as a job as on-air personalities?

Speaker 1 So just wanted to refresh your memory.

Speaker 1 I think I showed you my belly button. Yeah,

Speaker 5 I have a third nipple as well. So we kind of bonded on that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so we're those guys.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 15 I get it. Okay.

Speaker 1 Because I just know that you've done a million of these. And I like, let me me ask that.

Speaker 1 Like, at the end of the day, after doing all these interviews, are you just tired of talking to people about this movie?

Speaker 15 You know what?

Speaker 15 It's always easy when you got a movie that you're actually really proud of and that you like and you know is good. It's tough when, you know, we always try to make.

Speaker 15 the best possible version of the movie. And that's, you know, that's always the goal.
But, you know, it doesn't always work out that way. Making good movies is really difficult.

Speaker 15 And so when you have something that you're proud of, it just makes it a lot easier.

Speaker 1 So this has been a really hard day?

Speaker 15 No, this is, this is, there's going to be so much laughter all over the world as this movie is now premiering now. It's so funny.

Speaker 1 It's crazy. I want to thank you because there is like the last couple years, the Netflix straight to like release movies, I love them so much.

Speaker 1 They're the perfect like Friday, Saturday night sitting on your couch, like, oh, let's watch something new. So I love the fact that Netflix just has movies like this that come out.

Speaker 1 You don't have to go to the movie theater. It's ready to go.

Speaker 15 Yeah.

Speaker 5 Yeah, you said before we started recording that Kevin wore you out today. Who's the alpha when you guys are doing these like press interviews when you have to do something like that?

Speaker 5 Does he talk over you? Are you ready to give him a smack?

Speaker 15 No, he doesn't. You know, we're a great team and a great duo, you know, but he's just got so much energy and he's so funny.
And it's like my stomach was hurting from laughing all day.

Speaker 15 You know, it was like I felt like I was doing some ridiculous eight-hour workout or something.

Speaker 1 Yeah, fired out of your heart or something. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So you mentioned, though, you've done pressers that you didn't love doing. What's a movie that you did, and you're like, this sucks?

Speaker 15 There's been a couple. I've mentioned them in the past, and unfortunately, they've hurt the feelings of some of the other participants in the film.
So I'm not going to mention any names.

Speaker 1 We'll cut it. We'll cut this part.
Yeah, you just say whatever you want.

Speaker 15 You know, Truth About Charlie was a movie that I did with the late great Jonathan Demi, who had done, you know, he had done Philadelphia. He had done Silence of the Lambs.

Speaker 15 This movie just didn't kind of turn out the way we wanted, but the experience was amazing.

Speaker 15 You know, but we take some swings, you know,

Speaker 15 we try to make something great every time out.

Speaker 5 Yeah. Yeah, I heard that you were considering doing a narrative, like a longer form movie on the documentary that you worked on, Macmillan's.
Is that still up in the air?

Speaker 5 Because that documentary was amazing. The FBI agent in that movie seems like that's a character that would naturally translate over into a lawyer.

Speaker 15 Yeah, yeah, that was definitely the guy that we were going to focus on. Um, I'm not sure where that is right now.
I think that might be uh kind of caught up in development.

Speaker 5 So it's a great story. Who would, if you were to cast somebody to play you in a movie, who would it be?

Speaker 15 Kevin Hart.

Speaker 1 I like that. I like that.
The rare crossover. That's beautiful.
Kevin Hart.

Speaker 15 Yeah. You know, or

Speaker 15 my youngest son. He's on look.
He's on the come up.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 We got another

Speaker 1 generation of Wahlbergs that are going to be Hollywood stars.

Speaker 15 I think so. He says

Speaker 15 he's going to be way better than me.

Speaker 1 How old is he? That's the exact word.

Speaker 15 He's 13. He's going to be 14 in three weeks.

Speaker 1 Oh, I was going to say it would have been hilarious if he was like two. And he was like, yeah, I'm going to be better than you, Dad.

Speaker 1 Non-movie question. Are you surprised how often your workout schedule goes viral? Because it goes viral like, I don't know, once every like two months, the Mark Wahlberg gets up, golfs.

Speaker 1 Like

Speaker 15 when you wake wake up and your name's trending you're like what the hell's going on did i die or oh no it's my workout schedule again yeah you know i actually uh i have an apparel brand called municipal and they made some samples of shoes for me uh these different shoe designers in italy and in one pair of the shoes it has my whole schedule on the uh on the uh on the insole yeah

Speaker 5 i've got it right here it says that you wake up every day at 2 30 a.m is that i mean there's no way right no you don't wake up that was that was if i go to to bed tonight at 6:30, I'll wake up at 2:30.

Speaker 15 I get eight hours of sleep always, but that was when I was doing something very specific

Speaker 15 the way I was training. And, you know, I realized that, you know, all that stuff was not good.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, well, let's change the schedule.

Speaker 5 2:45 a.m. prayer time, and prayer time lasts until 3:15.
Are you is that constant prayer?

Speaker 15 It's yeah, 15, 20 minutes, depending. And then I do a little bit of reading for that day.
There's always like a daily devotional,

Speaker 15 you know, it's like I remember God, Pete Berg asking me, you know, why do I pray all the time? And read one of these prayers to me and to him. And I did.
And then he attacked me on a plane. Yeah.

Speaker 15 Yeah. After I read the prayer.

Speaker 1 Yeah. We had him on our show and he told the whole story about how he kicked your ass on a plane.

Speaker 15 Yeah, but that was actually not what happened. It was the other way around.
But other than that, everything else is true.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 In terms of workouts, so our producer, Hank, he he tried to do F-45. He made it like three days.
What can you tell him to get him motivated? Because it was kind of a pussy move by him. He did it.

Speaker 1 He actually did it one day and then sent a group text to me and a couple other guys in the office being like, did the first day?

Speaker 1 He was accidentally supposed to send it to his family, but then he just quit. He says he's going to get a six-pack.
He just quit. Huh?

Speaker 15 Well, I tell you, you know, most people that go in, unfortunately, especially if he's an athlete, athlete, like most guys, I've taken a lot of guys, you know, you're talking about

Speaker 15 NFL quarterbacks, basketball players. They go in and they start going so hard, so fast, they get gassed out in like five or 10 minutes.
You have to basically really just pace yourself.

Speaker 15 You can realize, you know,

Speaker 15 the most fit athletic person could really, you know, do an amazing workout. And somebody who's never been to the gym can modify it and you should just go easy, work your way up.

Speaker 15 And then you go there, you really get results for sure.

Speaker 5 Yeah. So you say like Tom Brady did the workout with you?

Speaker 15 No.

Speaker 15 Baker Mayfield came with me, Jimmy Butler, a bunch of guys.

Speaker 15 But, you know, they just, they start going so fast, so quick. And you're doing 45 seconds of push-ups with a resistance band around your shoulders.
You're going to get gassed out. Yeah.
I mean,

Speaker 15 what about the other 44 minutes?

Speaker 1 But technically, he didn't get gassed out during the 45. He got gassed out in between days where he just quit.
I moved. I used to live close.
I used to live down the street and then I moved.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's that's what he says. He moved.

Speaker 5 Down the street from where?

Speaker 1 From the gym. Yeah, that is a.

Speaker 1 Yeah, down the street. Yeah,

Speaker 1 I lived like a block away from the gym. It was easy.

Speaker 6 Now I don't.

Speaker 5 He was around the way, and now he's not around the way anymore.

Speaker 15 Well, they're everywhere. There's 2,600 of them in 63 countries.

Speaker 1 Damn,

Speaker 1 that's a great question.

Speaker 1 That's a good question. Yeah, that's not an excuse.

Speaker 5 Do you have more than one location in New York City by any chance?

Speaker 1 Yeah, many. Okay, that's

Speaker 1 fascinating. Yeah,

Speaker 5 Hank moved down the road. So

Speaker 1 moving is not an excuse to stop at 45.

Speaker 15 When I come to town, we got to go to the gym.

Speaker 1 Yeah, kick his ass.

Speaker 5 It's on. So you mentioned Jimmy Butler.
You're pretty good friends with Jimmy, right?

Speaker 5 He's like good friends with your entire family. We love Jay Butt on this show.
I think he's a top 10 player in the NBA.

Speaker 5 Like as a friend, how is he just like on a person-to-person basis? He seems very intense, but I have to imagine that he's got a softer side to him.

Speaker 15 He does. I mean, he's like, literally, you know, his whole mission when we first were getting together was just to win my, my youngest daughter over because she was so shy.

Speaker 15 Now they like, you know, they become really close friends. He'll come and watch her ride.

Speaker 15 And, you know,

Speaker 15 he's a very, very special individual. I was amazed to see how just how hard he was willing to work and outwork everybody.
That's why he's been so successful.

Speaker 15 You know, we kind of, we met, we started talking about.

Speaker 15 like what I was doing, my schedule and how motivated I was. And, and, uh, and next thing you know, he's, you know, sixth man of the year.
I mean, I mean, one thing after another.

Speaker 15 You know, max contracts. I mean, he's just phenomenal.
His work ethic is really impressive. And, you know, he wants to be the best.
So he's willing to outwork everybody.

Speaker 1 Speaking of workouts,

Speaker 1 one of our crack team of researchers said that you posted.

Speaker 15 You know what Jimmy said? He was in the room. I'm looking around the gym and he's not on the gym floor anymore.
He's in the conference room. I said, what are you doing?

Speaker 15 He goes, hey, my sport, they take breaks.

Speaker 1 That's true. Timeouts and all this stuff.
He was like, this is too much. Yeah.
So you posted a picture you've been working out with your daughter's boyfriend. That's like the most alpha thing ever.

Speaker 1 Does he, you just kick his ass and you're like, yeah, I'm the guy.

Speaker 15 Well, now he's no longer in the picture.

Speaker 1 So oh, y'all.

Speaker 1 F-45 was too hard.

Speaker 15 I mean, it's like, you know, I can't keep up.

Speaker 1 Yeah. That's actually a great, like a new age Mark Wahlberg.
Like, you know, your daughter someday gets married, but before he's got a complete F-45.

Speaker 15 Exactly. Yeah.

Speaker 5 You sound really broken up about the fact that you worked him out so hard that he left.

Speaker 15 Well, no, you know what? We were actually, we were starting to, he's a very, very nice young man. We were actually kind of trying to figure out some other stuff to kind of do together, but she's

Speaker 1 yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. You worked him out too hard.
So talking about the movie, um,

Speaker 1 you guys filmed in in different locations. Uh, you, there's, there's part of it at Burning Man.

Speaker 1 Did you do any like James Conn character acting where you maybe tried something at Burning Man or went to Burning Man to really feel what it was like?

Speaker 15 No, no, and it's not Burning Man, it's kind of like I did my own, I throw my own parties every year. I throw these big, elaborate parties.
I built this effigy of myself and all this ridiculousness.

Speaker 15 Um, but uh, it's similar to like a Burning Man, yeah, similar, yeah.

Speaker 1 So, no, like psychedelics just to see, like, what is it like to be one of these guys who goes in the middle of the desert and burns shit?

Speaker 15 No,

Speaker 15 no, I'd like to say that it was more exciting and adventurous, but no.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I also noticed there were a lot of tortoises in the movie. Is there any symbolism behind the tortoise?

Speaker 5 Like how I always let people know that the rat at the end of the departed that symbolizes a rat in that scene. Does the tortoise symbolize anything else in this movie?

Speaker 15 A tortoise.

Speaker 1 Oh, I like that.

Speaker 5 That's deep. Slow and steady.

Speaker 1 That's some deep shit. Wait, were you did you pitch departed sequel or prequel?

Speaker 15 We did.

Speaker 15 Bill Monaghan, who wrote it, we went in there,

Speaker 15 Warner Brothers, and he didn't really have a specific idea other than, you know, we were going to kind of maybe do the sequel, then the prequel, and bring in like,

Speaker 15 you know, two other cops. So maybe like, you know, they're talking about like Robert De Niro or Brad Pitt or something like that.

Speaker 15 But he didn't,

Speaker 15 they didn't, they didn't want to make the movie.

Speaker 5 I imagine that'd be a pretty tough movie to film a sequel for because everybody dies.

Speaker 1 Yeah. In the last season.
Spoiler later.

Speaker 15 Prequel, yeah.

Speaker 5 Yeah, you got to do it beforehand.

Speaker 1 That would have been sick. I don't know why.
That's. I mean, I feel like Departed's such a good movie that you could just be like, we're going to do the prequel to Departed.
Boom. They're in.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 The Arrival. Yeah.
Yes. Boom.
There you go. Yeah.
I'll take 10%. Yeah.
Thank you. Yeah.
I mean, I'm an ideas guy.

Speaker 5 I think we pitched you Boner Dogs last time you were on this show, which is a movie that we wrote. Adam Sandler is going to be in.

Speaker 5 It's in in pre-production right now, and uh, we were getting all the voices lined up for the different characters. It's about a dog that gets a boner.

Speaker 5 Um, so I don't think that you accepted last time, but I do have another idea. I don't have a name for this one yet, though.
You can help me out. It's uh, it's basically like Entourage meets

Speaker 5 the Sopranos meets football, and it's about Urban Meyer when he was at Florida.

Speaker 5 You could play Urban Meyer, and then you've got a cast of Aaron Hernandez, Riley Cooper, Tim Tebow, Dan Bilzerian was down there. The Pounce Brothers.

Speaker 5 The Pouncey Brothers, Percy Harvin, Ryan Lochte was on campus. And so you'd be playing like the Tony Soprano character at the head of everything.

Speaker 15 Nice.

Speaker 15 I'm in.

Speaker 1 Okay, good.

Speaker 1 That was easy.

Speaker 5 All right, I'm going to put a two sheet together and send it over to my agent. And I'm going to put you down as attached.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Is there any difference between doing a movie for Netflix and doing a movie for theater? Like,

Speaker 1 is there any expectation difference? Or, like, how does that work?

Speaker 1 Because, like I said at the beginning, I love the fact that Netflix is doing this, but I'd have to imagine there's got to be maybe budget or whatever it may be.

Speaker 15 Yeah, I mean, you know,

Speaker 15 you're making a movie, it's the same thing. You know, it's the same exact thing.
It's just that now people have an opportunity to choose when and where they view their content.

Speaker 15 And that's that's what Netflix has been able to create. So, but yeah, same approach,

Speaker 15 you know, no difference in my opinion, for sure.

Speaker 5 What do you want viewers to take away from this movie?

Speaker 15 I want to just have lots and lots of fun and laughter.

Speaker 15 You know, it really is. I remember when I showed my wife and my kids the movie, I didn't tell them anything about it.
They didn't know that I was going to be nude in my opening scene.

Speaker 15 And I just let them watch, and it was just sheer laughter the whole time.

Speaker 1 Wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 5 So you showed your wife and your daughter your opening scene, and you're just

Speaker 1 boogie nights part two.

Speaker 15 Yeah. They were all there, but you know, I mean, it is what it is.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's a a bottom.

Speaker 15 I had shoes on. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That counts. That absolutely counts.
So, I mean, like I said, you've probably done a million of these interviews today. You want us to talk football?

Speaker 15 Whatever you guys like.

Speaker 1 What do you think about the Patriots this year? Mac Jones, he's gotten in shape. What do you like? How are you feeling?

Speaker 15 I like Mac. You know, he was playing good last year.
It was one of those things where you just assumed that they were going to finish out the season, make the playoffs, and make a real run for it.

Speaker 15 But

Speaker 15 somebody else earlier was telling me, oh, we're going to be in like, you know, at the bottom of the division for 15 years. There's no way.

Speaker 15 There's no way not with Coach Belichick and the competitiveness in him. I mean, I think it'd be interesting.
Buffalo's really good.

Speaker 15 Lots of really good teams, especially in the AFC, but I'm just excited for football. Yes.

Speaker 15 Go to my first Raiders game.

Speaker 1 Do you get to sit and watch football all Sunday? Because

Speaker 1 you obviously have an incredible life and you've been tremendously successful, but not saying that I wouldn't trade lives with you, but if you don't get to watch football all day on Sundays, I would not trade lives with you.

Speaker 15 Yeah, I try to. I mean,

Speaker 15 every other sport, except for golf, you know, I like, I'll kind of start paying attention as the playoffs get a little bit closer.

Speaker 15 But football, oh my God.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 15 I mean, preseason games, every single Patriots game, of course, and then anything else that I could get.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 15 To watch. Yeah.
And then, of course, I'm watching highlights in the morning while I'm in the gym.

Speaker 1 Yep, 2:30. Yep.
I always get bummed out when we talk to actors and they're like, yeah, I don't really get to watch much football.

Speaker 1 It's like, well, what's the point of being rich and famous if you can't just watch football all the time?

Speaker 1 Right?

Speaker 1 It's a good question, right? Would you trade?

Speaker 5 All right. Would you double your net worth if it meant that you were no longer allowed to watch NFL football?

Speaker 1 No, I don't think so.

Speaker 15 I don't think it distracts me or takes away from what I'm doing, my

Speaker 15 attention to my primary business or my job.

Speaker 1 What if a movie comes along and you're like, this is an incredible opportunity. I'm so excited to do it, but it's filming in the fall and especially on Sundays.
Are you passing?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 5 Okay. So you would give up a full year of football.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 5 I don't think that there's a big enough paycheck or project

Speaker 5 that you could convince me to watch.

Speaker 1 I don't think the Live Tour could pay me to not watch football. They can try.
They could try. I'll listen to their offers.

Speaker 1 I'll have a conversation, but that would be a lot.

Speaker 15 Yeah, I think you guys get a couple hundred each to be the commentators.

Speaker 5 Yeah, no, that'd be nice, actually. No, I'm actually kind of all in on that now.
$100 million,

Speaker 5 that's my walk away from everything. If the Saudi government wants to just put that directly into my account, I'll be their bitch.
Whatever you want, I'm going to do it.

Speaker 5 You mentioned

Speaker 1 this last year. By the way,

Speaker 1 this is exactly the point of the interview the first time where you started looking around being like, these guys do this for a living? I can see that in your face.

Speaker 5 You mentioned the Raiders. So the Raiders just said like gronk and uh and john gruden were going to get tom brady and gronk to town how how involved in the conversation were you about that

Speaker 15 i was not involved at all i was funny i was uh obviously i know dana very well um

Speaker 15 he uh he that was the first time i had heard the story but and then i remember him talking about how close he was to some other situations and uh i think there's a couple of other situations as well but you know he could talk about that whenever he's comfortable talking about it yeah I'd love to hear what Tom has to say about it.

Speaker 5 Are you still are you still close with Tom?

Speaker 15 Friendly, yeah. Yeah,

Speaker 5 yeah, it's because I saw those pictures. It was like you, it was back in like 2015, you, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, and Tom Brady all hanging out.

Speaker 5 I was like, man, that's probably the, no offense, that's the hottest group of dudes in America to ever hang out together.

Speaker 1 It's a fact. I mean, it's a fact by the stats.
All right, so Mark, here's a question that I guarantee you haven't been asked today.

Speaker 1 You have car dealerships in Ohio, and you just named him Mark Wahlberg Chevrolet. That's a power move.

Speaker 1 What was behind that?

Speaker 1 Why Ohio? Why a car dealership? Like, the name, obviously.

Speaker 15 I wasn't going to call him Donny Wahlberg Chevrolet.

Speaker 1 But it's just a very funny.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's just a very funny thing.

Speaker 15 I have a friend who's a very successful

Speaker 15 auto dealer. His name is Jay Feldman.
He's got, I don't know, maybe 15, 20 stores kind of all in and around the Michigan, Ohio area. I've always wanted to be in the car business.

Speaker 15 I was, you know, I've been obsessed with cars since I was a kid. And so for me to be able to do something like that, I just thought it was amazing.
So we started out in Columbus.

Speaker 15 right there near Ohio State University. And now we've got five stores getting into six.
And, you know, I love the car business.

Speaker 5 Yeah. Have you ever tried selling cars?

Speaker 15 Oh, absolutely.

Speaker 4 Yeah. It's a tough racket.

Speaker 5 That was my my first job out of college. I sucked at it.

Speaker 15 Yeah,

Speaker 15 my next film, actually, the guy in the beginning of the movie is selling used cars.

Speaker 15 I'm pretty good at it. Are you?

Speaker 5 What's your opener?

Speaker 15 Oh, God.

Speaker 5 Let's pretend I'm in the market for a Chevrolet.

Speaker 1 Chevrolet.

Speaker 1 A Mark Walter.

Speaker 5 Chevy Silverado.

Speaker 15 You could sit there talking about how you want to be that guy, but you could actually be that guy when you pull up in that Silverado.

Speaker 1 I like that. I could be him.

Speaker 15 Pull up in that Silverado. Oh, my God.

Speaker 15 So, you want to be the guy?

Speaker 15 I'll actually, you know what I'll do? Seriously, I will give you my price because I want to see you in that Silverado.

Speaker 1 Your price?

Speaker 5 Like the friends and family price? I'm your friend?

Speaker 15 Friends and family, yes. At cost.

Speaker 5 At cost. So you're not making any money off this.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 5 I'm doing you a favor by taking off your hands.

Speaker 15 I just want to see you in the Silverado.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. Yeah.
Okay. Okay, friend.
I will take it. Yeah.

Speaker 15 And I'm going to give you that license plate wrap, and it's going to say Mark Wahlberg, Chevrolet.

Speaker 5 You toss in a full tank of gas, a cup of coffee, and you got yourself a deal.

Speaker 15 Listen, by the time I finish with you, you're going to have a tattoo in the back that says Mark Wahlberg Chevrolet.

Speaker 1 Ooh, I'm in. If someone gets a Mark Wahlberg Chevrolet tattoo, we give them a free Chevrolet.

Speaker 15 I'd have to ask Jay about that.

Speaker 1 I think Jay,

Speaker 1 we could call him. I mean, that's a great, that would be a great promo.
We just guarantee.

Speaker 5 Face tattoo, maybe.

Speaker 15 How do I get Kevin Hart to do that?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I just love the idea that you have a bunch of car dealerships, Mark, Wahlberg, Chevrolet. That's like, because it is,

Speaker 1 I someday aspire to be a car guy, and I'd just love to have my own car dealership.

Speaker 15 It's pretty darn cool. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 5 So when you're doing these hits with Kevin, who's like, do you like to take the lead or do you find yourself laughing at his jokes with all the energy that he's bringing more than he's laughing at it?

Speaker 5 Is there competition between the two of you?

Speaker 15 No, no, no, no, no, no. It's definitely a support system.

Speaker 15 You know, we got each other's back. And, you know, it's like he's a producer on the movie.
You know, he realizes, you know, you want everybody to be at their best, right?

Speaker 15 You know, he really allows a lot of these other comedic actors to really kind of shine and have their moments. And, you know, he's a great partner to have for sure.

Speaker 5 Is there outtakes at the end of it? I always love that at the end of comedies where it's just like, here's all the times they made each other laugh.

Speaker 15 There may be. I don't know.
I haven't seen the final, final cut. i i saw the movie um

Speaker 5 well it was still a work in progress so do you watch all your movies uh

Speaker 15 you know if i'm flipping through the channels and one comes on that like

Speaker 15 that i that i like um i kind of you know check a little bit of it out just to see if it if it holds up but i'm not like you know oh let's go watch one of dad's movies come on guys everybody come downstairs and you know i i mean i kind of if i'm involved especially producing the movie and you know i'm involved in post-production and all that stuff then i'm you you know, by the time it's actually done, I'm like, okay, I've had, I've had my, my fair share of this one and kind of want to get on to the next.

Speaker 15 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Have you watched Boogie Nights with your family?

Speaker 1 No. Okay.
That's, that's going to take some time.

Speaker 5 Well, this one's got nudity in it, too.

Speaker 1 That one's going to take some time.

Speaker 15 Yeah, that's another, that's for another.

Speaker 5 This isn't about this movie, but have you seen Top Gun, the new one?

Speaker 15 I haven't seen it yet. You got to go check it out.

Speaker 15 And I want to see it in the theater. So my wife was like, you know, I was like, all right, I'm going to the movies today.
I'm going to go see Top Gun. She's like, don't go see Top Gun in the theater.

Speaker 15 We have it here at Netflix. I said, okay.

Speaker 15 So, yeah, I know. But so I'm like, okay, so I'm waiting around.
She's like, I'll watch it with you all day. I'm waiting around.
She's doing all this stuff. All the stuff's happening.

Speaker 15 I'm like, I'm waiting. I'm waiting.
I'm waiting. All of a sudden, we go on to Netflix.
It's not on Netflix yet.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 5 You don't want to watch it on our TV either. You got to go see it.

Speaker 15 No, I want to, I want the sound, the experience, all of it on the big screen.

Speaker 1 Absolutely.

Speaker 5 I'm a pilot. It's very realistic.
And it does make make you, like, it gives you that need for speed. If they make a Top Gun 3,

Speaker 5 would you pick up a phone call for that one?

Speaker 15 I got to tell you.

Speaker 15 Tom Cruise is probably

Speaker 15 the biggest movie star in the history of film.

Speaker 1 Whoa.

Speaker 15 One of them, for sure. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, he's up there.

Speaker 15 You know, if I could get the chance to work with old Tom,

Speaker 15 I'm showing up.

Speaker 5 I think you have to. What if the rules are, though, you have to play his wingman that he constantly like berates, and then you have to sacrifice your life for Tom Cruise at the end?

Speaker 5 Is there any ego that goes in that decision? Or is it just like, you know what, I have the opportunity to work with Tom Cruise on a top gun movie I'm in?

Speaker 15 I'd probably ask for a little bit of a rewrite, but no.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 You don't want to be the bad guy in the movie.

Speaker 15 I've only been the bad guy in fear, and I cannot wait to do it again. I got to play the bad guy again soon.

Speaker 1 Yeah, being the bad guy is the best. All right, so I have one last question, Mark.
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Speaker 15 I thought you were talking about municipal.com.

Speaker 1 Oh, there we go. Yeah, you want to bring an ad? Bring an ad to the pod.
I like to bring ads to different pods. Yeah.

Speaker 15 Municipal, baby. Okay.

Speaker 5 Do you have a promo code? Yeah.

Speaker 15 I don't, but I'll get it for you.

Speaker 1 Okay, yeah, and we do have.

Speaker 1 Chevy is one of our best sponsors, and so we've also got the ad now that if you get a Mark wahlberg tattoo you get a free chevy silverado yeah how about how about this deal

Speaker 1 hey next time i'm coming in person this is this the zoom stuff is not working yeah we got to do uh municipal promo code roback yes how about that yes a little synergy yes all right so so my last question the last time we had you on i think it was like 2018 since then conor mcgregor did challenge you to a fight are you Are you thinking, like, it feels like everyone's getting in the fight game right now.

Speaker 1 That pay-per-view would be pretty insane. Are Are you thinking about it?

Speaker 15 You know, it's funny because I was talking to Ari and Dana when the whole thing was happening, right?

Speaker 15 And they were just kind of joking around and we're like throwing out these numbers and what we were going to do and how we were going to do it.

Speaker 15 And then my son comes up to me and goes, Dad, don't you dare. Don't even think about it.
I don't care if it's 250. Don't you dare.
My 16-year-old.

Speaker 15 But listen, I've been a huge fan of the UFC and I'm a huge fan of Connor. I think what he was able to do for himself and for the sport is fantastic.

Speaker 15 You know, I think he was just, I think he was just frustrated because, you know, when WME had bought the UFC for a real number, you know, he was the one who was really driving the business.

Speaker 15 So he was a little frustrated, I think, that guys were buying in and making money. But, you know, it was an investment opportunity.
And, you know, but I'm a big, big fan.

Speaker 1 You know what you need to do is all future boyfriends, they have to fight Connor McGregor. Yeah.

Speaker 15 And you got to hear my son, my nephew. I mean, my son's imitation of Connor.
Oh, my God, it's spot on.

Speaker 1 So he's got to fight him. Spot on.
He's got to fight him. Spot on.
Yeah. Trey, I mean, what's better?

Speaker 5 Well, I got to get Connor.

Speaker 15 I got to get him to be in a movie.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that would be cool.

Speaker 5 Like, do a

Speaker 5 remake of Snatch with Conor McGregor.

Speaker 1 He would be great in a movie.

Speaker 15 Yeah. Yeah.
I definitely think in the right movie, absolutely.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Okay.
All right. Well, Mark, this has been awesome.
Thank you. I know it's been a long day for you.
Me time out on Netflix now.

Speaker 1 Go check it out. Your recurring guest next time in person

Speaker 1 will work out.

Speaker 15 I'm bringing the tequila. Okay.

Speaker 1 Okay. If we still have a job, because

Speaker 1 I don't know if we passed the on-air personality test for you this time.

Speaker 15 Hey, whoever is dumb enough to hire you, they ain't going to figure it out.

Speaker 1 Just keep doing what you're doing.

Speaker 5 That's a great point.

Speaker 1 That is great advice.

Speaker 5 There's been no better synopsis of our careers.

Speaker 1 Yes, yes. Thanks, Mark.

Speaker 15 Thank you, guys. I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 Give it up for Chicago.

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Speaker 1 Okay, let's finish up with Firefest.

Speaker 1 Great interview coming on Monday, by the way, with Jason McCordy in studio.

Speaker 1 Hank, we're going to do a little NFL preview with him, talk his career. Hank, why don't you start us off with your Firefest?

Speaker 1 So as you guys can see, if you're watching on the YouTube part of my Take YouTube, go subscribe now. I have this lovely painting of a naked woman riding a tiger.

Speaker 1 It's kind of my background.

Speaker 1 I had it set up. I enjoyed it.
People get

Speaker 1 a lot of nice compliments, but it's because Donnie Duzz, our foreign correspondent, like a year and a half ago when he was moving from, he was moving out of his apartment in New York and moving to China for an extended period of time.

Speaker 1 He asked me to hold on to it for him. I did.

Speaker 1 And then he just moved back to America and is asking for it back. And it's unfortunate.

Speaker 1 And I don't know what to put here now.

Speaker 5 Just keep it. You can get one of just naked women riding Tiger Woods.

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know. It's like, I could never, I would never in a million years be like, I need this painting.

Speaker 1 I don't have the artistic taste to put it there. But once I had it, I was like, oh, this is great.
I'm going to put it right behind my streaming and video setup.

Speaker 1 And now I have to figure something else out. And I just know it's not going to compare.
You know what you should do, Hank? You should get a replica made and just give them the replica.

Speaker 1 That's not a bad idea. Yeah.
Just like take a picture of it and then just print it on a big piece of paper and just hand it to him.

Speaker 1 Like maybe mount it and just be like, here's your painting back, Donnie.

Speaker 1 That's not a bad idea. Yeah,

Speaker 1 I'm open for options because I got to figure something out. Yeah, that sucks.
It puts the whole room together. It really does.
It brings it all together. It's like the Lebowski rug.

Speaker 1 That ties the whole room together. So maybe that's what you say.
Be like, if I take this away, my whole setup is screwed up. Can I please have it?

Speaker 1 I'm also out of teammates and friends on Mount Rushmore, but we can

Speaker 1 do that already. Yeah, yeah.
Everyone hates that.

Speaker 5 Yeah, well, that's on you. You have nobody to blame but yourself for that one.
You should just go full college, Hank.

Speaker 1 Oh, I could blame you guys for doing

Speaker 1 this.

Speaker 5 You could have like Boondock Saints. You could have the Kiss, the Pink Floyd album covers behind you, get like super, like the Jim Belushi college sweatshirt.

Speaker 5 I'd like to see Hank go full college mode on us.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that would be cool. Bob Marley,

Speaker 1 just have everyone know that you're you're like a fucking chill-ass dude when they watch you stream. I had a Jimi Hendrix one when I was in college.
I never listened to Jimi Hendrix, but it was

Speaker 1 a sick tie-dye poster. Yeah, fuck yeah.
Dudes rock. All right, PFT, what's your fire fest?

Speaker 5 My fire fest of the week is that I'm actually having like a little bit of a fire fest down here. So at the house this weekend, I have to entertain clients

Speaker 5 and a specific client, Billy Football, is coming down this weekend. And Jake came down last weekend, had a fantastic time.
Jake was a wonderful house guest.

Speaker 5 Whenever he tucks the bed, it looks like Field Yates stayed in that room, even better than Field Yates. He does like the hospital corners, the whole nine yards.
So Billy's going to come down, and

Speaker 5 I have to be responsible for Billy this weekend in a party-rich environment, a target, a client-rich environment, as Billy would put it himself. So I'm going to have to basically be a dad this week.

Speaker 5 I'm going to be a dad. My firefest is I'm going to be a father this weekend.
And I don't know if I'm prepared for it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, that's, that's tough.

Speaker 1 As a father of a three-year-old and a one-year-old, I like last night I had to, you know, do a little fathering reprimand my son for doing something he was doing wrong.

Speaker 1 And I realized that like he actually listens way better than Billy because like we went over what he did wrong and he like said back to me, like, yeah, I shouldn't have done this.

Speaker 1 And I was like, good. Now going forward, like when I asked you to not do something, don't do it.

Speaker 1 And I walked away being like, wow, if all of my interactions were with Billy were this easy, it would be great. So yeah, it's you're, you're, you're fathering not a three-year-old.

Speaker 1 It's, it's like a three-year-old times a billion.

Speaker 1 Well, I mean,

Speaker 5 yeah, it's like I'm just a pharaoh.

Speaker 13 I'm not domesticated. I don't claim to be.

Speaker 13 You know, some people follow rules and are sheep.

Speaker 1 I'm not. Oh, that's okay.
Nice spin zone there. I'm a sheep, I guess.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 my son is a sheep.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. He's such a, dude.
He's like Jack Kerouac. He's just, he has to be on the road.
He's got to eat, you know, you can't tame a guy like Billy. He's, he's one in a billion.

Speaker 13 I mean, I had to make some sort of spin zone. I will say that I think you've underestimated my responsibility and as a guest, my manners.
So I think you're going to be, frankly, surprised.

Speaker 1 Okay. Famous last word.
Okay.

Speaker 5 I will issue a full report card on Billy's performance performance this weekend.

Speaker 1 Okay, great. My Fire Fest is we're taping early because I'm about to board a plane, going to a bachelor party.

Speaker 1 It's pretty much my last bachelor party, like all until until Hank, Billy, and Jake invite me to theirs someday.

Speaker 1 It's it. So my last good friend getting married.
And it's... Everyone has that vibe of like, this is it.
And I'm very nervous for the hangover.

Speaker 1 Like, I'm pre upset at myself for how shitty I'm going to feel on Saturday and Sunday.

Speaker 1 So just little thoughts and prayers to me because it's, I know I can get back. I know I can like, I know I can reach my peak.
It's just when I reach my peak,

Speaker 1 the aftermath is very, very difficult to bounce back with. So I'm probably won't feel good again until mid-next week.
So, yeah,

Speaker 1 I'm pre-firefesting the hangover and the regret that I have from going on a bachelor party at 37.

Speaker 5 That's how you know that you're washed.

Speaker 5 When you reach that point where you used to get excited about the possibility for seeing your boys for that first night and start planning ahead, being like, oh, it's going to be so great.

Speaker 5 And you can't even enjoy doing things anymore because now you're scared of what you're going to have to deal with in the aftermath of doing anything fun.

Speaker 5 So, like, the punishment for having fun is now way worse than the fun itself. So, you'll just never have fun again.
I've kind of reached that point as well.

Speaker 1 Right. And, like, I'm excited to see my friends.

Speaker 1 I am very excited to see my friends, but it's also like it's just sad because we've also had a few guys drop out like last second because of kids' stuff or whatever it may be.

Speaker 1 And it's just like, yep, this is this is the reality now. So, uh, thoughts and prayers to me.
We'll see how it goes. Uh, Billy, what's your fire fest?

Speaker 7 Um, I'm currently dealing with fungus, uh, it's on my back, and I haven't

Speaker 1 seen

Speaker 7 no, it's fun, no, steroidal cream to get rid of the fungus, monkeypox, Steroids.

Speaker 13 You don't get fungus from steroids.

Speaker 13 The thing is, I'm trying, there's a part on my back that I can't get the soap. So every time I get rid of it in certain parts, it just comes back because there's a spot on my back.

Speaker 7 I need to have someone put this on me every day.

Speaker 5 Just pee on your back. It's not going well.

Speaker 1 Ask Mincy. He needs a job.

Speaker 13 Also, that. I'm apparently living next to a trader and I'm very deeply entwined with him on several ventures, such as these MILF guy t-shirts.

Speaker 1 Man, I love football.

Speaker 13 We have a whole new line in the barstool store. Go check them out.

Speaker 13 We got a Zach Wilson edition, we got a regular edition, and tons of other great t-shirts launching, as well as our football guy t-shirt in the barstool store. So check it out now.

Speaker 1 Andy's andy's a legend shirt, much like Big Cat with his Legends t-shirt, which he's wearing. I have not taken this off since I got it.
It's super comfortable. Super comfortable.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Sorry, Cheek. Oh, what are you going to say, Billy?

Speaker 13 PFT put a little bit of a damper on my weekend plans because apparently I'm

Speaker 13 not wanted as a guest. So that's fine.

Speaker 5 No. No, you're just going to be compared to Chicago.

Speaker 1 That was surprising. That's no different from your personality.
No,

Speaker 13 you know, I was like, last year when PFT invited me, I was like, you're just being polite. Like, I get it.
Like, I don't have to come.

Speaker 13 Like, you're just inviting everybody, but I know you probably don't want me down there.

Speaker 7 I won't come.

Speaker 13 And I didn't go last year. And then all this year, he's been asking me me to come.
So I was like, okay, this is the last weekend really of the summer.

Speaker 7 I'm going to go. But now

Speaker 5 it's just bad vibes.

Speaker 1 No, it's not bad vibes.

Speaker 5 It's bad vibes for me compared to Jake.

Speaker 1 I just got drunk about it. I think.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Billy, I'll tell you what.

Speaker 5 You come down here, I'll rub some

Speaker 5 antifungal cream on your back. How's that sound?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Perfect.
Yeah, Billy, it's not bad vibes. Just drink your way through it.
If you drink enough, the vibes will get good. So just do that.

Speaker 5 Yeah, you'll get sweet. Yeah.
Yeah. Just get really hammered and then you'll be awesome.

Speaker 1 Yeah. All right, Jake, finish us off.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I like coming prepared to this podcast, but I don't have a fire fest, so that's my firefest. Whoa.

Speaker 1 I've been waiting all week for something to happen to me. I just won Mount Rushmore and fucking falls off.

Speaker 10 I'm like waiting all week. All right, something for the show.
And I just didn't have it. So I've just been anxious about this segment because I didn't have anything to present.

Speaker 1 Damn.

Speaker 5 I think we have to suspend Jake. Wow.

Speaker 10 But you know what's going to happen. The moment we sign off, something bad's going to happen to me Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Like your zipper's going to break or something. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Something like a dog on the street

Speaker 1 and get a real ticket.

Speaker 10 The anxiety of not having anything to present is my Firefest.

Speaker 13 Honestly, I have gotten out of assignments, and I can't believe I've never thought of that one.

Speaker 13 Usually I just make something up.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we know.

Speaker 10 But I wouldn't do that.

Speaker 1 That's a great excuse.

Speaker 7 It's not an excuse.

Speaker 1 That's the truth.

Speaker 7 No, I mean, that's a great way to not do your job.

Speaker 5 I should keep that in my

Speaker 5 life.

Speaker 1 I would keep that in my repertoire. Great.

Speaker 1 I think I've said something along this lines, but I can't wait for Billy like 10 years from now.

Speaker 1 Like, you know, that feeling when you get caught by your parents, like, being drunk for the first time or being high for the first time, and in your head, you're like, oh, I played that off well.

Speaker 1 And then you grow up and you're like, they knew every single time when I was fucking around and being an asshole. Like, Billy thinks he gets one over on us.

Speaker 1 And like, 10 years from now, he's be like, oh, yeah, they probably knew everything that I was doing. It's going to be a great moment.

Speaker 5 I do like how Billy has now officially collected all excuses, like Pokemon's, because he just realized that sometimes the best excuse can be saying, I don't have an excuse.

Speaker 1 Honestly, now he's like, oh, I never, okay, now I get, now I have everything, and now I've got every shot in my bag.

Speaker 1 Honesty never like even crossed Billy's mind as an excuse to be like, hey, I don't have this.

Speaker 13 Hey, man, fake it till you make it.

Speaker 10 On Monday, for who's back? You know what? Nobody's back.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's definitely gonna do that.

Speaker 1 Who the fuck is that?

Speaker 1 Nobody.

Speaker 1 All right, numbers.

Speaker 10 I posted an updated graphic on my Twitter account.

Speaker 1 All right, Max, hit the button. All right, I'll go 27.

Speaker 10 Yeah, so we're down to five numbers: 626, 27, 29, 78. I'll go 26.

Speaker 1 PFT, what's your number?

Speaker 1 Hit it, Max. 85.

Speaker 1 Here it goes. This would actually count for Hank.
It's the real ping pong ball machine.

Speaker 13 69.

Speaker 1 He's putting a ball back in.

Speaker 9 Happy birthday to the ball machine.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Saturday.
Saturday. Two years old.

Speaker 1 What do we got?

Speaker 6 51.

Speaker 13 Is that a first, or is that the most? Has that been picked the most?

Speaker 10 No, it's 52. This is a second timer.

Speaker 1 51. All right.
See everyone on Monday back in studio.

Speaker 13 My animal fact is: my animal fact is: I don't have an animal fact, and I'm an animal technically, so that's a fact.

Speaker 13 I actually have a real one, but I'll save for next time.

Speaker 5 Love you guys.

Speaker 5 Talking away.

Speaker 5 No, I don't know what I'm to stay outside anyway.

Speaker 5 Today is Sunday

Speaker 5 to find you shy away.

Speaker 5 But I've been coming for your love, okay.

Speaker 5 Take on me.

Speaker 5 Take on me.

Speaker 5 So needless to say.

Speaker 5 I'm ups and ends.

Speaker 5 But I'll be stumbling.

Speaker 5 Slowly learning life is okay.

Speaker 5 Stay after me.

Speaker 5 But it's better to be safe. I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 Take on me.

Speaker 5 All the things that you say,

Speaker 5 yeah, is it life or just a way my worries away?

Speaker 5 You're all the things I got to remember.

Speaker 5 You're shying away.

Speaker 5 We're coming for you, hey wave.

Speaker 5 Take on me,

Speaker 5 take on me.