Mark Wahlberg, Mt Rushmore Of Things That Are Cooler In Slow Motion + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Today is Friday, August 26th, and Chet Holmgren's out for the year. I just saw that come across the wire.
That's going to add fuel to the fire. Is he the next Greg in? Guards LeBron once.
I think that's how he heard it. He was playing in a pro-am or something, or one of those games that plays in the summer.
T tried to guard LeBron for two two seconds and then his foot exploded and I guess I mean it sucks it sucks it sucks but Lou Dort has this Lou Dort will carry the thunder to most likely another lottery pick well this is perfect if they're trying to trust the process this is the type of process that only Hinckley could dream of, where you just have your first-round pick sit out the entire next year, and then you get another high draft pick, then have him sit out the entire next year. Then you get another high draft pick.
Yeah, and the Thunders do have a billion draft picks, so it's great for them in terms of long-term process, but it sucks for everyone who wanted to watch Chet Holmgren play in the NBA. I'm going to take away.
I like it because it gives him another year to just put on some mass. Just like if I'm Chet Holmgren, I'm spending this year like doctor's orders.
You can't go on the treadmill. You can't go on the elliptical.
No peloton, no stair climber. Just get dummy thick for the next year and be unstoppable.
Chet Holmgren strikes you as someone who, even he like did no physical activity For an entire year he'd put on like Five pounds of fat like Maybe a little bit on his love handle and that's It he's a guy that has like one Pack of tasty cakes and he's like oh I'm so fat today god yeah He's like Jake when we were in Colorado Being like we ate like shit today and he's Like dude you you literally Are the skinniest person alive he's like yeah but we ate like shit and i just get mad and everyone knows that one person who has just an insane metabolism and i just forever fuck you to that person yeah no i think he could get fat if you like living in oklahoma city is probably one of the best cities to get fat in i can't't imagine it's very walkable. A lot of barbecue.

A lot of fatty food. A lot of steak there.
Just get fat. Just get fat, Chet.
You'll be a better basketball player. Yeah, just get a nice fat ass.
You'll be ready to go in the post. So today's show, we have the beginning we're doing via remote.
This is the last time we're going to be remote pretty much for the rest of the football season. and then we have

Mount Rushmore back in studio which

very well could be the most contentious Mount Rushmore we've ever had and Mark Wahlberg on the show let's just say uh I loved the interview because it was interesting and weird let's just say Wahlberg might have had a really long day and been like who the fuck are these guys again but? But we like Mark Wahlberg. It's not a John Cena situation.
It's not a Dak Prescott situation. We like Mark Wahlberg.
But yeah, it was definitely an interview that was weird. Yes.
Yeah, I agree. I think that he even said at some point during the interview, he's like, hey, this Zoom thing sucks.
Let's just do this in person next time. And it would have been a great interview in person.
It was still fine. We got some good stuff out of him.
He was definitely at the end of... He sounded like he had been doing movie promo for eight hours with Kevin Hart by the time he got to us.
But I still like him, and we'll get him back in studio. Yeah, I'd also just like to say I've been doing some reflecting.
We did Wednesday's Mount Rushmore, and then today's Mount Rushmore. I was in a similar mood.
The vibes weren't great. And then I got shit on the Mark Wahlberg interview.
So I've just, I've had, you know, I'm not going to spoil anything, but I've been doing some reflection and, you know, maybe I'm going to pick up my attitude. Oh, okay.
What have we learned, Hank? You know, again, like you guys say the sourpuss word, I think I'm a sweet dick, but I think I just, I wasn't in a great mood. I was a little bit stressed and it came through.
Hank, can I just say, like, this is just guys talking about their feelings real quick. I always, this portion of the calendar year, the last two weeks of August, I always get, like, very anxious knowing that football season's about to come.
It's like anxiety because I'm excited, but it's also anxiety because we're just going to have to work nonstop for three months, four months straight. So yeah, I'm going to give you a pass.
I think, I think we, as, as men have to recognize that self-reflection is important and it sounds like you're already in a better mood. Yeah.
And I think I, again, I think I don't i usually don't think uh i would put forward back-to-back performances like that but because we did them back-to-back i was in the same uh i was in the same mindset yeah it wasn't a good one that is that is it is tough like with people after uh wednesday's mount rushmore which congrats to jilly team jilly they dominated um people being like oh hanks what's his problem and it's like oh we have this Mount Rushmore, which congrats to Jilly. Team Jilly, they dominated.
People being like, oh, Hanks, what's his problem? And it's like, oh, we have this Mount Rushmore, too. We actually taped them both on Tuesday night.
So you get the same Hank. No, it gets worse.
Yeah, it actually gets worse. BFT, I believe he's frozen.
He's got a weird smile on his face. I don't know what's going on with him right now.
I feel like this could be a prank be a prank i don't know i think he's probably going to rejoin in a second um we do have week zero but let's let's wait i had one other note too if we want to uh filibuster while we wait for pft okay yeah let's wait here it comes he's coming back he's scrambled he's coming back nope he not back. What's your other note if you want to filibuster? Our boy Danny Reek.
Oh, who's that? Danny Ricardo. Oh, yeah.
Danny Ricardo got dumped by McLaren. McLaren is dead to me now.
I hate them. I always hated them, but now I really hate them.
Kind of fucked up. Kind of fucked up.
I hope he joins Haas. Yeah, that will really work out.
I think we told the story on the show, but he's of all time favorite guests on the show. He's at the top of the list just because it was our last time before we interviewed him.
And I was over where Bubba sat at the time and he was like, I think Danny Ricardo is an hour early for this interview. Like, someone just joined the Zoom link.
I just got a notification, and I was, like, joking around. I was like, oh, let's join it and see what happens.
And he was just chilling there. And we're like, oh, you know, sorry.
Like, I think you're an hour early. He's like, oh, no problem.
I'll wait. Like, it's all good.
And we, like, chit-chatted for 10 minutes. And he's like, all right, yeah, I'll join again in an hour.
The best. Like on planet Earth.
I'm eternally rooting for Danny Ricardo. PFT's back.
We were filibustering with the news that McLaren dumped Daniel Ricciardo and that we now hate McLaren. Yeah, I mean, I don't really know what McLaren is.
I think they're a car company, but fuck them. I fucking hate them.
I want to destroy them with every soul and every fiber of my being. So Dannyy ricardo what's it who's like who's looking to hire right now well are there any job openings hoss hank throughout hoss which is i think objectively one of the worst um teams out there they crash they're american yeah they are american but remember daniel ricardo mclaren they had the american boss electric yeah so maybe it's hoss maybe it's hoss maybe we Maybe we're Haas guys now.
And that was talking after one. Yeah, I'm just a Danny Ricardo guy.
Yeah, yeah. All right, so what I was going to say, PFT, week zero, we finally have real football.
I kind of hate week zero just because it's such a tease, and it's like give us one really good game. Instead, they gave us Nebraska and Northwestern in Ireland and then a bunch of games where it's like one team that I'm interested in, and then like, nah, I don't really, like Vanderbilt in Hawaii.
I'm going to watch it, or maybe it's not even on TV. I don't know.
I'm going to listen to it. I'm going to bet it, but I don't know.
Maybe week zero, let's start putting in like one crazy game that we all can get behind because it feels like, oh, real football, but not really. We're just, we're easing our way in.
We're teasing you with it. Well, what they should do is there should be one matchup every week, zero where one of the teams is ranked number 25 in the nation.
Yep. Just put, put a ranking next to it.
I don't care. Like, let's just say that Northwestern are probably Nebraska's favored, right? Yes.

So let's just say that Nebraska's ranked 25

going into the season. Yeah.
So whoever wins

that game will then be ranked

still number 25 in the nation. If it's Northwestern,

if it's Nebraska, no matter what,

just put those little numbers

next to one of the team's names to make me feel like

I'm not completely wasting my Saturday

by watching it. It also would be cool if maybe they just

week zero, they just ran back a couple bulls. Just, oh, yeah, this bowl matchup was kind of fun.
Let's run it back and let's just see what happens. Let's see if anything has changed between these two teams.
Or they could save one bowl game for week zero. Yeah.
Or Max should just run their entire slate on week zero. That would be cool, too.
So I am looking forward to it because it hadn't hit me until this week, but I was looking at the schedules for week one, week two, et cetera, et cetera. Like I get to watch somewhat meaningful college football and root for my team this year.
Yeah. That's incredible.
It's something that I've never gotten to experience in my life, like watching the Sun Belt and actually having a team that I get to see on television every week this is gonna be fucking awesome now i know what you guys love so much about college football it's incredible this sport is great yeah it's college football is i i don't want to say i like college football more than nfl but there are parts of college football that i just love that the nfl can't replicate and um yeah i'm very very excited for up. Week zero, we'll just get teased.
Like I said, I'll bet on every game. I think I even said on the pick them, I'm going to try to do smaller cards this year.
And then I gave out literally every single game, which happens every week zero, but it's meaningful football. And we're going to watch it and we're going to love it.
And we're going to embrace it. And it's like, boom, let's, let's ride.
Hank, I like your hat. You've got a cool hat.
The B is a little bit off-center on it. it's like boom let's let's ride hank i like your hat you've

got a cool hat the b is a little bit off center on it it looks cool it's sweet it does look cool all right what else do we have anything else before we get to the mount rushmore that could end this podcast and then mark walberg pat beverly on the lakers yes pat bev i'm the captain of the Lakers. Yes, I love it.

And you get the awkward

tension of Patrick Beverly having the famous quote where, uh, Russell Westbrook was like, all he does is run around and do nothing. He's like, he's basically tricking all of y'all.
And so we have Patrick, like the Lakers basically saying, let's just put as many pieces that don't really fit together and have big personalities all on LeBron's team, hoping LeBron can figure it out is very fun. I'll just say it.
It's very, very fun what the Lakers are doing. I don't even know if Melo is back, but I hope he's back.
And they should just keep doing this, just adding as many veterans as possible and hoping that it all works out, knowing that it won't. Yeah, I think we were talking about right like with all the chaos going on in the nba we wanted one team to have all the shit happening at once i'm pretty sure dwight howard he's still on the lakers right he might be yes this is going to be the team will absolutely implode it's going to be incredible like russell westbrook and Patrick Beverly there.
That's the very definition of like,

there is only room for one of those two guys.

Like one of those guys is going to be gone by mid season.

There's no question about it.

I think Pat Bev wins that matchup because like Pat Beverly is about as

talented at shooting as Russell Westbrook is,

but he knows that he sucks.

Yeah.

So keep him around.

Exactly. And then the only other thing i had was um mad dog russo uh i mean to be expected but he went on first take or whatever he does with steven a smith and he said that nick saban is not the greatest coach of all time which is a very funny thing to do and then when when they asked what who the greatest coach of all time he said era parscesian uh and i think i can't remember who who's the third host there is it i i can't remember who the woman but she was like molly quorum we had molly quorum she's like can you give us some years for that because and he's like yeah 1964 to 1976 notre dame best coach of all time he's like okay dude way to go you did it like you you you said how can I have a take that shocks the world and makes me look really stupid boom mission accomplished yeah that's perfect he should have just gone with like Newt Rockne if he's gonna go with like an old name like that I do like having somebody on there whose job it is to just appeal to like 75 year old dads that are you know they just get in from mowing the lawn in the morning and they've been trying to tell their shithead sons for the last 30 years how sports were better when they were in their 20s and now you've got mad dog just like saying it to steven a smith's face i think that's a perfect role for him yeah we also had big ben big ben came back so he's he was on the sidelines in Pittsburgh.
He was standing over Kenny Pickett's shoulder, and then he got out of town when Kenny Pickett was trying to hit him up to get some tips after practice. Big Ben just – he was like, I'm not giving you any of my tips because in Big Ben's head, he's like the shadow quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers.
So, like, if everything goes to shit and everyone on that roster gets injured, Big Ben definitely thinks that he's getting a call from Mike Tomlin to come in like week eight. Yeah.
Big Ben is absolutely going to just every year just be like, it's not my job to coach the quarterback. It's like, well, yeah, we know you're not on the Steelers anymore, but sure.
Okay. That makes sense.
Yeah. It's not your job.
So nice try, Kenny. You're not catching one on Big Ben.
Why would I, why would I teach someone how to take my job? That's not, you know, this is competition league. Big Ben treats the starting quarterback position of the Steelers like a Supreme court justice.
He's like, no, I'm the starting quarterback for the rest of my life. Whether you like it or not, it's, it's my job.
Yeah it but it's still my job it's my job for life I like beer sir I like beer I think that's what Big Ben said on draft night the only other thing that uh I had was just it's hilarious that the PGA tour now is like all of a sudden like opened up a closet and all this money fell out they're like oh yeah we do have have all this money we could pay people so um i i just the the fact that it took obviously the live tour and then they're like oh yeah you're right we could we could pay guys this much money yeah this actually makes sense it just always makes me laugh because like what have you been doing for the last 20 years you've basically been saying we're gonna like phil mickelson whatever you want to say about him he kind of has proven right a few times here where it's like the pga tour could have been paying guys more could have been given guaranteed money it just need they needed a competitor with literally bottomless budget to to find all that money underneath their couch yeah million percent it's like if you've ever negotiated for a new job and you say that you're going to take a competitor's offer and then at the last second your old company comes back and they're like oh yeah we could pay you 50 more it's like well now i know that you had that this entire time and you just were withholding it because you're being stingy the new uh pga thing it looks like like a dude perfect life simulator the uh the indoor tour with rory and and tiger they're just going to like be standing in in convention halls just like smashing drives and they're turning they're basically they're trying to turn golf into as close to a video game as you can get which is a smart strategy i just don't know i guess kids are going to want to go see it. I don't know if I'd want to go watch people play golf indoors.
I go to watch people golf outdoors so that I can be outside and pretend that I'm getting exercise and drink 10 beers and eat a couple hot dogs. That's my idea of watching golf.
Right. You want to hear the birds.
You're like, oh, yeah, I went outside today. I watched four hours of golf.
It also, they also, I saw rumored that they're going to start doing Monday night golf, which I don't know why more sports don't do this. Monday night is the perfect night for sports because everyone's like, oh, man, I wish it was the weekend.
Monday sucks. Give us sports every Monday night.
There should be Monday night football every Monday night in different sports. So, again, I don't know why it took them.
I mean, I know why it took them this to figure this all out, but, like, you should have done it a while ago. Monday night golf, I'm totally in.
Or if they just have golf at halftime of football games. Like, instead of the Genesis halftime show, which we don't have as a country to get around and watch together, if they had Monday night golf that took place in those 15 minutes in between halves, and then they do it on Sunday nights and they do it like Saturday night primetime college football games.
Just give us like sneak peeks into golf. It'll be an automatic change of the channel for me to go back and forth, back and forth during halftime.
Agreed. Agreed.
All right. Let's get to our Mount Rushmore back in studio and then Mark Wahlberg back in studio.
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We're going to do the Mount Rushmore of things that are cooler in slow motion. Shout out, AWL.
Gross with ones. Ooh, Mike Gross.
Mike Gross. Okay.
Yeah. Mike Gross.
Very cool, Mike Gross. Yeah.
Probably wasn't a great, like, elementary, middle school. Yeah, what if his middle initial was also him and his name was Gross.
So things that look better in slow motion. Who goes first? I don't know.
Who won last one? Should we predict Wednesday? Yeah, because we're taping this early because I have to go to a bachelor party this weekend and we're taping this early. We won.
Nope. Yeah, yeah.
All right, fine. Fuck it.
Fuck it. Congratulations.
We won. Good job.
You guys finally won one. No, we have one.
Oh, okay. We won two.
Back to back. Yeah.
Wow. Incredible.
So you guys decide the order. We're going to go third.

Go first.

Oh, God.

Then we get the double choose on that back end.

That's true.

You can also double choose on the other back end.

This is inside the war room of Team Jilly.

You guys are capitalizing on draft market inefficiencies right now. Who's go second? Hank's going to go second.
No, no, no, no. Actually, you're going to go second.
Okay, great. Great.
Fuck. That's great.
Fuck, Billy. That's great.
Come on. All right.
1-1. Something that looks better in slow motion.
A football spiral. Good choice.
Yeah, we all love that. We all love it.
Look at this. This is going to be a positive one the air positive one what are you shaking your head at what's the best spiral you've ever seen so i still think that the baker mayfield throw that started off hard knocks a few years ago yeah that was a great slow motion spiral they used to have um like nfl films like when they would start you know what they're doing a spiral looking up in the sky and then it like you know you catch it oh in the corner of the end zone.
Yeah, corner end zone, touchdown spiral. Have you ever seen Little Giants, the movie? Yes.
In the air with the toilet paper slow-mo that turns into a football? That's a good one. That's a good one.
That's a great call. Okay, so we have our first pick? Yeah.
I don't know why Hank's looking at me like he's... Okay.
Should we do what i was you can do your first one was one one yeah yeah well it's a team yeah yeah yeah yeah but the one that you said was yeah yeah yeah uh a slow motion uh titty drop boobs boobs easy i so they said when we said slow motion uh max hank and, the horny motherfuckers they are. They're like, oh, easy one, one.
Easy one, one. Who picked? Yeah.
But you guys were going to pick it. I don't know how this comes on.
No, we weren't going to pick it. You're the one who picked it.
We were not going to pick it. When we decided slow motion.
I never would have picked that. Cool things in slow motion.
Literally, Max took his pants off and started jerking off. He's like, boobs, we got to go boobs.
And Hank was like, yeah, boobs, dude. Yeah, boobs.
It looks good on a graphic. It looks good on a graphic.
Shut the fuck up. Boobs look good anywhere.
It could be slow-mo. It could be fast-ass men.
Grow up. It could be Fastmo.
It could be 3D. It could be Double D.
Alexandra Daddario in what was that show? I prefer watching personalities in slow-mo. Yeah.
Well, Hank, I'm a big, I believe in two things. First Amendment and boobs.
Yeah. The t-shirt, titty drop.
Trying to take tits and then put it on us is a wild, wild move. I mean, that's what you guys want.
What is it? What's your easy one-one? A lot of pressure now. Whales breaching the ocean.
That was your easy one-one. Oh, wait.
Did you guys mean whale tail like a thong from behind you horny fox? No, I'm just not like a freak like you guys. I'm not like seven years old.
There's actually way more thong slow-mo intros than you think. That was like two Degrassi episodes.
Oh, I was thinking just Cisco. Yeah.
So when you guys were so excited and started coming everywhere, you're like, whale, you guys are just creating a wall stare at it. I'm not saying anything else anymore.
You guys picked a fucking financial commercial for your number one. You guys love whales.
Wait, do you realize why they make that and put that as their commercial over and over again? Because it looks awesome in the audience reception. No, they do it because they tried to do boobs.
How many slow motion titties do you guys see? And then the FCC was like, no, you can't show nipples on TV. Titties bouncing in slow-mo.
I think we started a financial services company, and it's just called Tits Financials. Yeah.
And it's just boob shots. Bouncing.
So that's easy one-one. I can't believe it got to us.
And then our number two is a slap to the face. Oh, that's a good one.
That is a good one.

Yeah.

Billy.

That's your official?

They're getting cocky after the win. I mean, you win one Rushmore, yeah.

We've won two.

Okay.

Our next pick.

Do you want to refute it, or are you just going to silently judge it?

I think we're just going to kind of ignore it because it's boring.

No, I'm talking about Billy.

The one that starts with a D.

Yes.

Yes.

I'm texting you right now.

That's a perfect one.

Easy.

Dick's getting hard.

Dick's getting soft.

No.

We're going to go dogs shaking water off.

Yep.

They get out of the pool.

They do the back and forth.

Their heads going one way.

Their bodies going the other.

They're being good boys.

The best.

The best.

The best.

So we got so far boobs and dogs and you guys have whales.

And what was your slaps?

We're just doing like we're just running back to things that universally everybody like we should just have like scott van pelt and slow mo yes yes okay team jilly on the clock sounds like you guys are admitting to pandering no we're we just picked two awesome picks it'smore. Yeah, so even better than a slap to the face is a knockout punch to the face.
Yeah, spit goes back. Yeah, spit, the mouth guard goes out.
We had it on our list. Yeah.
We had it on our list. I mean, yeah.
Yeah. That's the hardcore stuff.
No, it is great. Like watching, what's his name? The guy who kicked Usman.
Usman, yeah. Yeah.
That was the hardcore stuff. No, it is.
It is great. Like watching.
What's his name?

The guy who kicked.

Usman.

Usman.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That was slow-mo.

Any type of knockout.

Yeah.

Body shot knockouts are good too in slow-mo.

Oh, yeah.

When they're pain.

When they like keel over in pain because they got a kidney shot.

Yeah.

They take it in the liver and they take two steps back and then the brain registers the

pain.

Yep.

And then they just want to die.

Yep.

Yeah.

And our third round pick is going to be a posterizing dunk over someone. Okay.
You see them with the athleticism. You see the guy getting dunked on, being scared.
Or not scared, just getting posterized. Yeah.
You have the bench in the background. Now, you kind of lose some of the violence from the dunk if you do it in slow-mo.
That's the only thing. You've got to appreciate every little detail.
It does become artistic. Yep.

Okay.

Okay.

I think we're getting every pick that we want.

I think that's the pick.

Yeah.

It's a golf swing.

It's a golf shot.

Slow motion golf shot.

In the rough.

Clipping the ball directly.

Which angle?

It's kind of.

Whatever angle you want.

I think in this one, I'm going with a little bit from the front.

Yeah.

So you see the club coming down on it.

Deep rough.

And the ball getting lifted off the air.

It almost goes off the club before the club even hits it.

It's crazy.

Grass flying.

There's nothing better.

Isn't golf slow enough?

Not the shots.

No.

No.

Golf slow motion shots are objectively awesome.

Why do they use them constantly?

Because they're cool.

Sand shot, sand everywhere.

Hank knows.

Hank knows that's a good pick.

It is a good pick.

I think your angle's way off, but that's not what you're going to do.

What angle would you choose from behind?

No, I think the directly to the side where you can see, like the pro golfers, obviously, if it's me or you swinging, you can see how... Speak for yourself.
How much your body is moving. But pros, their legs, their torso, the only things that moves is their arms and their hips, and it's mesmerizing.
Max Homa, Tempo Town. Okay.
We're going to go with a jackass movie scene. Okay.
It's always better in slow-mo. The slow-mo scenes are the best.
It's usually the first one that they have, yeah. Well, they do them throughout.
They mix and match. Okay.
And then... Nice pick.
Nice pick, memes. I guess.
No, that was me. We'll take of Memes.
This is your last pick. Yes.
It's Joe Burrow walking into a stadium. Oh.
Okay. Very specific.
Okay. That's a Pander pick.
That's a Memes pick. Mm-hmm.
Memes? The guy whose number one job is to go viral? That's a Pander pick. Wait, so does that mean that it's the video of him walking into Tiger Stadium or when he's wearing his fur coat walking through the hallway? Joe Burrow walking into a stadium.
Also, that means that you don't get Joe Burrow smoking the cigar after the national championship, just so you know. Okay, cool.
All right, I just wanted you to know that part. Okay i well i just wanted to touch on on their most recent pick because the legendary shot of joe burrow walking into the stadium that's actually it's not in slow-mo it's just a cool shot it would be cooler in slow-mo you're saying yeah just just help our audience figure out what you're talking about here because i'm a little confused joe burrow walking into a stadium okay okay we're we're coming up with our last pick we have so many good picks and we don't know what to do i think we go we go with bird okay all right hummingbird slow motion sofa fucking awesome tiny wings you're like how is that thing even staying afloat it's so fucking cool to watch a hummingbird in slow motion.
Just sucking the shit

out of a flower.

Mm-hmm.

Awesome.

You, Billy,

don't tell me

you don't get turned on

by a hummingbird

in slow motion.

Don't lie to us.

Don't lie to yourself.

Hummingbirds are preferable.

Yeah, they are.

They're very cool.

I think it's a giant bumblebee,

but then you look

and you're like,

oh my God, it's a hummingbird.

It's flapping his wings

so fucking fast.

They might be

my favorite bird.

Yeah.

If you see a hummingbird

out in nature,

you have to point it out

to everybody

and let them know.

I don them know. I think I'm a blue jay guy.
Blue jays are cool looking, but they're dickheads. Yeah.
They're like the real, I think they cuck everyone, don't they? Territorial as fuck. Yeah.
I'm pretty sure they just like cuck, they like lay their eggs in another bird's nest. No, that's a...
It's just cool to see a blue jay. You're like, whoa, that's a blue j.
Okay, your guy's last pick. Orioles are cool, too.
There are so many good picks still available. And Hank went with whales.
One more. Whales breaching is fucking awesome.
Yeah, if I want to buy life insurance. Roasted.
You guys are using an example of why it's so successful are we gonna

are we gonna get horny

he's totally not mad

they're gonna get horny guys

hold on

Jake are we gonna get horny

we don't need to

oh I think you guys should go

cream pies

PFT missing a field goal

would be awesome in slow-mo

that's Hank's voice

and he's like

blah blah blah blah blah

I'm just doing my hand compression now

PFT's unloading the clip

Thank you. It's a pile-on.
The 40 pick might do it. This side conversation is great.
I think we have good picks so far. I feel like if we don't screw ourselves here, we have a chance.
No, I think me and Pete got dominated. No, we got to get the people going.
Once Billy gave us two, titties would have been great. Here's all you do is you.
Oh, wait. Oh, man.
The truth shall set you free. They were going titties.
Duh. We've definitely beat Hank.
I think we still could have won without titties. We definitely beat Hank.
We need to compete with the horny over here. I don't even understand.
You're not going to out-horny me and Big Cat on this one. No, boobs, what are you going to do? Oh, really? Okay, go.
Go horny. Are you going squirt? Billy knows they need a horny to win.
You're going titty fuck? I think we get that. Just pick one of the horny picks.

Oh, you have multiple horny picks. Good choice.

I don't like either of these.

Okay, go with it.

Eating ass.

Do I have permission to go away from it?

No, no, go with the horny pick.

I think you have to go with the horny pick.

All right, we'll let the balls aside.

Odds, horny pick, evens, non-horny.

Hank, you want to guess because you've never gotten it right?

Seven. This one doesn't count, by the way.
Hank, you want to guess because you've never gotten it right? Seven.

This one doesn't count, by the way.

Odd.

Horny pick.

I think you got it right.

All right, which one?

I think you choose.

These are your ideas.

Multiple hornies.

There's multiple hornies.

I can't wait to see what they passed up on, what the other horny ones are.

I think that's the last one.

Read it.

Go.

You read it.

Go, Jake.

No, you have to read it. Go, read it hot girl car washes okay all right so like boobs on the window yeah okay i mean tits is kind of included in that but that's fine all encompass what were the other horny pics twerking okay twerking is a good choice yeah what else we reiterated sorority car washes to hot girl car washes yeah that's probably for the best yeah is that kind of sorority car wash slow-mo i think that's something that like happened 1980s movies featured heavily it didn't actually exist okay what got missed there was a lot a lot of good ones.
You could have, someone could have gone, I know we did dogs wagging water off them, but dogs drinking water is awesome. Seeing their tongue with like the way they scoop it back.
Yeah. Like a bear running is very cool in slow-mo.
We also had a bullet flying through inanimate objects.

So like a bullet going through a watermelon.

Basically, the entire corn followed the leader video.

Lightning.

Lightning slow-mo is awesome.

We also, we were thinking about a big QB sack.

Just watching QB.

Knockouts, I think it would have been.

Belly flops.

We had belly flops too. Knockouts would have been too similar but the car wash it's just boobs and so imagine if Hank had taken whales breaching and belly flops oh man going for the all splash crowd that would have been big puke puke is good puke is very good dodging bullets like in the matrix yep nut shots home Walk-off home run.
Yep. Bat flips.
I don't think the fact that it's a walk-off matters. It's extra.
More likely for a bat flip. Yeah, it adds to the pageantry of the situation.
Oh, the gif of Coach K laying down. It's not slow-mo.
It isn't slow-mo in the GIF. Fan reactions.
Yeah. Yeah.
Sad fans. Just someone screaming like, yeah.
Revenge Cobra fans. Like just, just the, the minute that, that their hopes and dreams are crushed.
Do you remember when, um, when Steve Spurrier did that weird thing with his lips and he wouldn't like, yeah, they showed that in super, super slow. Yes.
That's very cool. Anyone running.

In addition to walk-off on runs, but a ball hitting a bat,

those are fucking awesome.

The way that they get those now.

Oh, where the ball kind of dicks as they're hitting it. Yes.

Those are so fucking cool.

I love those.

Any celebration, like Tiger's Signature Master celebration

is now the cover of PJ2K, I think. Yep, that's true.
What else do we have? I said nut shots. Those are awesome because you get to see the person slowly die.
Bad injuries, that's just a personal preference. I like to watch the slow-mo angle of that.
What else? The Gatorade bath in slow-mo is usually pretty cool. Yes, yes.
Oh, yeah yeah that is cool rain yeah no no but like you know the ones where they sometimes do two drops and then the drop comes up and hits the other drop okay um any type of like uh skateboarding or snowboarding like uh 360 or flip or something that's fucking cool that's very cool basically anything in sports yeah it's just sports sports and slow-mo sports although I was thinking about it like hockey slow-mo doesn't really it's not really maybe a hockey slow-mo where it's like a deflected shot that's kind of cool where it hits like someone's stick in front how much of Miracle'smo i don't know probably not that much was it a good amount yeah i think some of the shots were slow-mo were there maybe at the end yeah a goalie diving across the crease oh that scene in vacation where they're running to wally world and parks closed oh yeah that's good that's good a girl getting out of a pool yeah in. In slow-mo.
Yeah. That's a good one.

I said puking.

Yeah.

That's a good pick, Billy.

Hank, did you have any others?

Or was that you were tapped out with boobs and whales?

Yeah. What else did Memes have?

If Memes had his own draft, what would he have taken?

These are actually my picks, but Mentos and Coke.

Oh, that's a good pick.

Cutting grass.

Yeah.

An egg exploding. Watermelon with rubber bands.
A one-handed catch. Yeah.
This is gross what he's doing to memes right now. These are all memes.
Yes. No, we know these are memes.
Because their Mentos is incredible. Yeah.
Those are all memes. You're an idiot.
We're all on the same team here. I was saying that so that they would be like, they're bad picks you want to absorb back girl and memes on our team and just have Hank go solo because he's alienated his entire team? Hank is the worst coach ever.
Yeah, I mean, we'll take Max and memes if you just want to ride solo. Yeah, I mean, we all know you guys can't do picks on your own.
That's why we do teams. Well, neither can you because all memes picks are awesome.
Yeah, okay. Fine.
I don't fucking want to take them. I don't want to want my team.
You mean this? Wait, you can't. What? I just like, I, again, you guys couldn't take bitching at each other.
It got too real last couple summers. PFT got all but it's feelings.
Yeah, because this isn't bitching at each other. And then you guys were like, oh, we'll just come by and make a super team.
When did I ever get in my feelings about anything? Oh, my God. What are you talking about? You said, let's not do polls because you lose every single one.
That's not at all what happened. All right.
That's fine. All right.
We got one more week of Mount Rushmore. This is, yeah, three more.
We'll see how we do. So is it official? I'll take it.
We get memes and you guys get Batgirl. So it's on his own.
Okay, fine. It's Hank Island.
So it's the last week of Mount Rushmore next week. And we'll see how Hank does.
Come up with some doozies. Can Max sit on the couch with us? He actually has to work during the podcast.
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So we kind of bonded on that. Yeah, so we're those guys.
Yeah, I get it. Okay.
Because I just know that you've done a million of these. And let me ask that.
At the end of the day, after doing all these interviews, are you just tired of talking to people about this movie?

You know what?

It's always easy when you got a movie that you're actually really proud of and that you like and you know is good.

It's tough when, you know, we always try to make the best possible version of the movie.

And that's always the goal.

But, you know, it doesn't always work out that way.

Making good movies is really difficult.

And so when you have something that you're proud of, it just it a lot easier so this has been a really hard day no this is this is there's going to be so much laughter all over the world as this movie is now premiering now it's it's so funny it's crazy i want to thank you because i there is like the last couple years the netflix straight to, release movies, I love them so much. They're the perfect, like, Friday, Saturday night sitting on your couch.
Like, oh, let's watch something new. So I love the fact that Netflix just has movies like this that come out.
You don't have to go to the movie theater. It's ready to go.
Yeah. Yeah, you said before we started recording that Kevin wore you out today.
who's the alpha when you guys are doing these like press interviews when you have to do something like that is he does he talk over you are you ready to give him a smack no he doesn't you know we're a great team and a great duo you know but he's just got so much energy and he's so funny it's like my stomach was hurting from laughing all day you know it was like i felt like I felt like I was doing some ridiculous eight hour workout or something. Yeah.
Fart out of your heart or something. Yeah.
Um, so you mentioned though, you've done pressers that you didn't love doing what, what's a movie that you did and you're like, this sucks. Uh, there's been a couple, I've mentioned them in the past and unfortunately they've hurt the feelings of some of the other participants in the film.
So'm not going to mention any names We'll cut this part You just say whatever you want Truth About Charlie Was a movie that I did With the late great Jonathan Demme He had done Philadelphia He had done Silence of the Lambs This movie just didn't kind of turn out the way we wanted, but the experience was amazing. Um, you know, but, uh, but we take some swings, you know, we, we, we try to, we try to make something great every time out.
Yeah. Yeah.
I heard that you were, uh, considering doing a, uh, narrative, like a longer form movie on the documentary that, that you worked on, uh, McMillions. Is that still up in the, up in the air? Because that documentary was amazing.
The FBI agent in that movie seems like that's a character that would naturally translate over into a longer. Yeah, that was definitely the guy that we were going to focus on.
I'm not sure where that is right now. I think that might be kind of caught up in development.
It's a great story. If you were to cast somebody to play you in a movie, who would it be? Kevin Hart.
I like that. I like that.
The rare crossover. That's beautiful.
Kevin Hart. Yeah.
Or my youngest son. He's on the come up.
Oh, okay. That's smart.
We got another generation of Wahlbergs that are going to be Hollywood stars? I think so. He says he's going to be way better than me.
How old is he? He's 13. He's going to be 14 in three weeks.
Oh, I was going to say it would have been hilarious if he was like two. And he was like, yeah, I'm going to be better than you, Dad.
Non-movie question. Are you surprised how often your workout schedule goes viral? Because it goes viral like, I don't know, once every like two months the the mark walbert gets up golf yeah like when you wake up and your name's trending you're like what the hell's going on did i die or oh no it's my workout schedule again yeah you know i actually uh i have an apparel brand called municipal and they made some samples of shoes for me uh these different shoe designers in italy And in one pair of the shoes, it has my whole schedule on the on the on the install.
Yeah, I've got it right here. It says that you wake up every day at two thirty a.m.
Is that I mean, there's no way, right? No, you don't wake up at two thirty. That was if I go to bed tonight at six thirty, I'll wake up at two thirty.
I get eight hours of sleep always. But that was when i was doing something very specific um the way i was training and you know i i realized that uh you know all that stuff was not good yeah i mean well then change the schedule 245 a.m prayer time and prayer time lasts until 3 15 are you is that constant prayer it's yeah 15 20 minutes depending and then i do a little bit of reading for that day.
There's always like a daily devotional. It's like I remember God, Pete Berg asking me, why do I pray all the time and read one of these prayers to him? And I did, and then he attacked me on a plane.
Yeah, yeah. After I read the prayer.
Yeah, we had him on our show, and he told the whole story about how he kicked your ass on a plane. Yeah, but that was actually not what happened.
It was the other way around. But other than that, everything else was true.
Yeah. In terms of workouts, so our producer, Hank, he tried to do F45.
He made it like three days. What can you tell him to get him him motivated because it was kind of a pussy move by him he did it he actually did it one day and then sent a group text to to me and a couple other guys in the office being like did the first day he he was accidentally supposed to send it to his family but then he just quit he says he's gonna get a six-pack he Well, I tell you, you know, most people that go in, unfortunately, especially if he's an athlete, like most guys I've taken a lot of guys, you know, you're talking about NFL quarterbacks, basketball players.
They go in and they start going so hard so fast they get gassed out in like five or ten minutes. You have to basically really just pace yourself.
can realize you know um you know the most fit athletic person could really you know uh do an amazing workout and somebody who's never been to the gym can modify it and you should just go easy work your way up and then you go there you really get results for sure yeah so you say like tom brady did the workout with you no baker baker mayfield came with me uh jimmy butler a bunch of guys um But, you know, they just start going so fast so quick and you're doing 45 seconds of pushups with the resistance band around your shoulders you're going to get gassed out what about the other 44 minutes but technically he didn't get gassed out during the 45, he got gassed out in between days where he just quit i moved yeah i used to live close i used to live down the street and then i moved yeah that's what he says he moved straight from where from the gym yeah that is yeah down the street yeah i lived i lived like a block away from the gym it was easy now i don't he was around the way and now he's not around the way anymore well they're everywhere there's 2600 of them in600 of them in 63 countries. Damn.
That's a good point. Do you have more than one location in New York City by any chance? Yeah, many.
Okay, that's fascinating. But Hank moved down the road, so he can't do it anymore.
Moving is not an excuse to stop at 45. When I come to town, we got to go to the gym.
Yeah, kick his ass. It's on.
So you mentioned Jimmy Butler. You're pretty good friends with Jimmy, right? Mm-hmm.
He's like good friends with your entire family. We love Jay Butt on this show.
I think he's a top 10 player in the NBA. As a friend, how is he just like on a person-to-person basis? He seems very intense, but I have to imagine that he's got a softer side to him.
He does. I mean, he's like literally, you know, his whole mission when we first were getting together was just to win my youngest daughter over because she was so shy.
Now they're like, you know, they become really close friends. He'll come and watch her ride.
And, you know, he's a very, very special individual. I was amazed to see how just how hard he was willing to work and outwork everybody.'s why he's been so successful you know we kind of we met we started talking about like what i was doing my schedule and how motivated i was and and uh and next thing you know he's you know six man of the year i mean i mean one thing after another you know max contracts i mean he's just phenomenal his work ethic is is really impressive.
And, you know, he wants to be the best. So he's willing to outwork everybody.
Speaking of workouts, one of our crack team of researchers said that you posted. You know what Jimmy said? He was in the room.
I'm looking around the gym and he's not on the gym floor anymore. He's in the conference room.
I said, what are you doing? He goes, hey, my sport, they take breaks. Yeah, that's true.
I'm out and all this stuff. He was like, this is too much.
Yeah. So you posted a picture.
You've been working out with your daughter's boyfriend. That's like the most alpha thing ever.
Does he – you just kick his ass and you're like, yeah, I'm the guy. Well, now he's no longer in the picture.
Oh, the F45 was too hard. I mean you know i can't keep up yeah that's actually a great like a new age mark walberg like you know your daughter someday gets married but before he's got a complete f45 exactly yeah you sound really broken up about the fact that you worked him out so hard that he left well no, no, you know what? We were actually – we were starting to – he's a very, very nice young man.
We were actually kind of trying to figure out some other stuff to kind of do together, but she's – Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. You worked him out too hard.
So talking about the movie, you guys filmed in different locations. There's part of it at Burning Man.
Did you do any James Caan character acting where you maybe tried something at Burning Man or went to Burning Man to really feel what it was like? No, no. And it's not Burning Man.
It's kind of like I throw my own parties every year. I throw these big elaborate parties.
I've built this effigy of myself and all this ridiculousness um but uh it's similar to like a burning man yeah so similar so no like psychedelics just to see like what is it like to be one of these guys who goes in the middle of the desert and burn shit no no i'd like to say that it was more exciting and adventurous. Yeah, I also noticed there were a lot of tortoises in the movie.

Is there any symbolism behind the tortoise?

Like I always let people know that the rat at the end of The Departed,

that symbolizes a rat in that scene.

Does the tortoise symbolize anything else in this movie?

A tortoise.

Oh, I like that. That's deep.

Slow and steady.

That's some deep shit.

Wait, did you pitch Dep departed sequel or prequel? We did. Bill Monahan, who wrote it, we went in there, Warner Brothers, and he didn't really have a specific idea other than, you know, we were going to kind of maybe do the sequel, then the prequel and bring in like, you know, two other cops.
So maybe like, you know we were gonna kind of maybe do the sequel then the prequel and bring in like uh you know two other cops so maybe like uh you know they're talking about like robert de niro brad pitt or something like that um but he didn't uh they didn't they didn't want to make the movie i imagine that'd be a pretty tough movie to film a sequel for because like everybody dies yeah yeah in the last spoiler alert prequel yeah yeah to do it beforehand. That would have been sick.
I don't know why. That's...
I mean, I feel like Departed's such a good movie that you could just be like, we're going to do the prequel to Departed. Boom.
They're in. Yeah.
The Arrival. Yeah.
Yes. Boom.
There you go. Yeah.
I'll take 10%. Nice title.
Yeah. Thank you.
Yeah, I mean, I i'm an idealist guy i think we pitched you boner

dogs last time you were on this show which is a movie that we wrote uh adam sandler's going to be in it's in pre-production right now and uh we're getting all the voices lined up for the different characters it's about a dog that gets a boner um so i don't think that you accepted last time but i do have another idea i don't have a name for this one yet though you can help me out it out. It's basically like Entourage meets The Sopranos meets Football.
And it's about Urban Meyer when he was at Florida. You could play Urban Meyer.
And then you've got a cast of Aaron Hernandez, Riley Cooper, Tim Tebow. Dan Bilzerian was down there at the time.
The Pouncey Brothers. Percy Harvin.
Ryan Lochte was on campus. And so you'd be playing like the Tony Soprano character at the head of everything.
Nice. I'm in.
Okay, good. Damn, that was easy.
All right, I'm going to put a two sheet together and send it over to my agent. And I'm going to put you down as attached.
Yeah. Is there any difference between doing a movie for Netflix and doing a movie for theater? Is there any expectation difference? How does that work? Because like I said at the beginning, I love the fact that Netflix is doing this, but I'd have to imagine there's got to be maybe budget or whatever it may be.
Yeah. I mean, you're making a movie, it's the same thing's the same exact thing it's just now people have an opportunity to choose when and where they view their content and that's uh that's what netflix has been able to create so uh but yeah same approach um you know no difference in my opinion sure what do you want viewers to take away from this movie i want to just have lots and lots of fun and laughter um you know it really is i remember when i showed my wife and my kids the movie i didn't tell them anything about it they didn't know that i was going to be nude in my opening scene and uh i just let them watch and it was just sheer laughter the whole time wait so you showed your your wife and your daughter your opening scene and you're just well boogie nights part two.
They were all there, but, you know, I mean, it is what it is. Yeah.
That's a bonding situation. I had shoes on.
Yeah. That counts.
That absolutely counts. So, I mean, like I said, you've probably done a million of these interviews today.
You want to just talk football? Whatever you guys like. What do you think about the Patriots this year? Mac Jones, he's gotten in shape.
How are you like how are you feeling i like mac you know he was he was playing good last year it was one of those things where you just assume that they were going to finish up the season make the playoffs and make a real run for it um but uh we're not somebody else earlier was telling me oh we're going to be in like you know at the bottom of the division for 15 years there's no way there's no way yeah with coach belichick and the competitiveness in him i mean i think uh it'd be interesting buffalo's really good lots of lots of really good teams especially in the afc but i'm just excited for football yes i'll go to my first uh raiders game do you do you like do you get to sit and like watch football all sunday because i like you know you obviously have an incredible life, and you've been tremendously successful, but not saying that I wouldn't trade lives with you, but if you don't get to watch football all day on Sundays, I would not trade lives with you. Yeah, I try to.
I mean, every other sport except for golf, I'll kind of start paying attention as the playoffs get a little bit closer. But football, oh my God.
Okay. I mean, preseason games, every single Patriots game, of course, and then anything else that I could get to watch.
And then, of course, I'm watching highlights in the morning while I'm in the gym. Yep.
2.30. Yep.
I always get bummed out when we talk to actors and they're like, yeah, I don't really get to watch much football. It's like, well, what's the point of being rich and famous if you can't just watch football all the time? Right? It's a good question, right? Would you trade? All right, would you double your net worth if it meant that you were no longer allowed to watch NFL football? No, I don't think so.
I don't think it distracts me or it takes away from what I'm doing My attention to my primary business or my job What if a movie comes along and you're like This is an incredible opportunity, I'm so excited to do it But it's filming in the fall And especially on Sundays Are you passing? No Okay So you would give up a full year of football Wow I don't think that there's a big enough paycheck or project yeah that you could convince me i don't think the live tour could pay me to not watch football they can try they could try i'll listen to their offers yes i'll have a conversation but that would be a lot yeah i think you guys get a couple hundred each to be the commentators yeah that'd be nice actually'm actually kind of all in on that now. A hundred million, that's my walk away from everything.
If the Saudi government wants to just put that directly into my account, I'll be their bitch. Whatever you want, I'm going to do it.
You mentioned the Las Vegas Raiders. By the way, this is exactly the point of the interview the first time where you started looking around being like, these guys do this for a living could see that in your face uh you mentioned the raiders so the raiders just said like gronk and uh and john gruden were going to get tom brady and gronk to town how how involved in the conversation were you about that i was not involved at all i was funny i was uh obviously i know dana very well um he uh that was the first time i had heard the story but and then i remember him talking about how close he was to some other situations and uh i think there's a couple of other situations as well but you know he could talk about that whenever he's comfortable talking about it yeah what tom has to say about it.
Are you still close to Tom? Friendly, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, because I saw those pictures.

It was like you.

It was back in like 2015.

You, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, and Tom Brady all hanging out.

I was like, man, that's probably the – no offense.

That's the hottest group of dudes in America to ever hang out together.

It's a fact.

I mean, it's a fact.

By the stats. All right.
So, Mark, here's a question that i guarantee you haven't been asked today um you have car dealerships in ohio and you just named a mark mark walberg chevrolet that's that's a power move what yeah what like what was behind that why why ohio why a car dealership like the name obviously i wasn't i wasn't going to call him Donnie Wahlberg, Chevrolet. But it's just a very funny thing.
You know what? I have a friend who is a very successful auto dealer. His name is Jay Feldman.
He's got, I don't know, maybe 15, 20 stores kind of all in and around the Michigan, Ohio area. I've always wanted to be in the car business I was uh you know I've been obsessed with cars uh since I was a kid and so for me to be able to to do something like that I just thought it was amazing so we started out in Columbus right there near uh Ohio State University and now we've got five stores getting into six and uh you know I love the car business yeah have you ever tried selling cars oh absolutely yeah it's a tough racket that was my first job out of college i i sucked at it yeah my next my next film actually the guy in the beginning of the movie is selling used cars oh i'm pretty good at it are you what's your what's your opener oh god let's pretend i'm in the market for a cherolet.
A Chevrolet. A Chevy Silverado.
You could sit there talking about how you want to be that guy, but you could actually be that guy when you pull up in that Silverado. I like that.
I could be him. Pull up in that Silverado.
Oh, my God. So you want to be the guy? I'll actually, you know what? I'll do seriously.
I will give you my price so you want to be the guy i'll actually you know what i'll do seriously i will give you my price because i want to see you in that silver your price like the friends and family price i'm your friend friends family yes at cost at cost so that you're not making any money off this now i'm doing you a favor by taking off your hand i want to see you in the silverado oh my god yeah okay okay friend i will. Okay, friend.
I will take it. Yeah.
And I'm going to give you that license plate wrap that's going to say Mark Wahlberg Chevrolet. You toss in a full tank of gas, a cup of coffee, and you got yourself a deal.
Listen, by the time I finish with you, you're going to have a tattoo in the back that says Mark Wahlberg Chevrolet. Okay.
Ooh, I'm in. If someone gets a Mark Wahlberg Chevrolet tattoo, will you give him a free Chevrolet? I'd have to ask Jay about that.
I think Jay, we could call him. I mean, that's a great, that would be a great promo.
We just guarantee. Yeah.
Face tattoo, maybe. I don't want to get Kevin Hart to do that.
Yeah. I just love the idea that you have a bunch of car dealerships, Mark Wahlberg Chevrolet.
That That's like because it is – I someday aspire to be a car guy, and I just love to have my own car dealership. It's pretty darn cool.
Yeah. Yeah.
So when you're doing these hits with Kevin, who's – like do you like to take the lead or do you find yourself like laughing at his jokes with all the energy that he's bringing more than he's laughing is our competition between the two of you no no no no no it's definitely a support system you know we got each other's back and uh you know it's like he's a producer on the movie you know he realizes you know you you want everybody to to be at their best right um you know he really allows a lot of these other comedic actors to really kind of shine

and have their moments and uh you know he's uh he's a great partner to have for sure is there uh is there outtakes at the end of it i always love that at the end of comics where it's just like here's all the times they made each other laugh there may be i don't know i haven't seen the final final cut i i saw the movie um well it's still a work in progress so do you watch all your movies?

You know, if I'm flipping through the channels and one

comes on that I like, I kind of, you know, check a little bit of it out just to see if it holds up. But I'm not like, you know, oh, let's go watch one of Chad's movies.
Come on, guys, everybody come downstairs. I mean, I kind of, if I'm involved, especially producing the movie, and I'm involved in post-production and all that stuff, then by the time it's actually done, I'm like, okay, I've had my fair share of this one and kind of want to get on to the next.
Yeah, yeah. Have you watched Boogie Nights with your family? No.
Okay. That's going to take some time.
Well, this one's got nudity in it, too. That time yeah that's another that's for another uh this isn't about this movie but uh have you seen top gun the new one i haven't seen it yet you gotta go check it out and see it and i want to see it in the theater so my wife was like i would you know i was like all right i'm going to the movies today i'm gonna go see top gun she's like don't go see top gun in the theater we have it here at netflix i said okay so yeah i know but so i'm like okay so i'm waiting around she's like i'll watch it with you all day i'm waiting around she's doing all this stuff all the stuff's happening i'm like i'm waiting i'm waiting i'm waiting all of a sudden we go on to netflix it's not on netflix yet oh yeah you don't want to watch your tv either you got to go see it oh i want to i want the sound of the experience yeah all of it on the big screen i'm a pilot it's very realistic and it does make you like it it gives you that need for speed if they make a top gun three is that so would you pick up a phone call for that one i gotta tell you tom cruise is probably the biggest movie star in the history of film.
Whoa. One of them, for sure.
Yeah. I mean, he's up there.
If I get the chance to work with old Tom, I'm showing up. I think you have to.
What if the rules are, though, you have to play his wingman that he constantly berates, and then you have to sacrifice your life for Tom Cruise? Is there any ego that goes in that decision, or is it just like, you know what, I have the opportunity to work with Tom Cruise on a Top Gun movie I'm in? I'd probably ask for a little bit of a rewrite, but no. Yeah.
You don't want to be the bad guy in the movie. I've only been the bad guy in fear, and I cannot wait to do it again.
I've got to play the bad guy again soon. Yeah, being the bad guy is the best.
All right, so I have one last question, Mark. Again, everyone go watch Me Time on Netflix, out now.
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I thought you were talking about municipal.com. Oh, there yeah you want to bring an ad bring an ad to the pod i like to bring ads to different pods yeah municipal baby okay you have a promo code yeah i don't but i'll get it for you okay yeah we we do have we chevy is one of our our best sponsors and so we've also got the ad now that if you get a mark Wahlberg tattoo you get a free Chevy Silverado yeah how about this deal next time I'm coming in person this is this Zoom stuff is not working we gotta do municipal promo code ROHBACK how about that little synergy yes so my last question the last time we had you on I think it was.
Since then, Conor McGregor did challenge you to a fight. Are you thinking? It feels like everyone's getting in the fight game right now.
That pay-per-view would be pretty insane. Are you thinking about it? You know, it's funny because I was talking to Ari and Dana when the whole thing was happening, right? And we were just kind of joking around.
And we were like throwing out these numbers and what we were going to do how we're gonna do it and then my son comes up to me goes dad don't you dare don't even think about it i don't care if it's 250 don't you dare my 16 year old but uh listen i've been a huge fan of the ufc and i'm a huge fan of of connor i think uh what he was able to do for himself and for the sport is fantastic um you know i think he was just i think he was just frustrated because you know when wme had bought uh the usc for a real number you know he was the one who was really driving the business so he was he was a little frustrated i think that uh that guys were buying in and making money but you know it was an investment you know, but I'm a big, big fan. You know what you need to do is all future boyfriends, they have to fight Conor McGregor.
Yeah, and you got to hear my son, my nephew. I mean, my son's imitation of Conor.
Oh, my God, spot on. So he's got to fight him.
Spot on. He's got to fight him.
Yeah. I mean, what's better? I got to get Conor.
I got to get him to be in a movie Yeah That would be cool Like do a Do a remake of Snatch Yeah With Conor McGregor He would be great in a movie Yeah Yeah I definitely think In the right movie Absolutely Yeah Okay Alright well Mark This has been awesome Thank you I know it's been a long day for you Me time out on netflix now uh go check it out your recurring guests next time in person um we'll work out i'm bringing the tequila okay okay if we still have a job because i don't know i don't know if we passed uh you know the on-air personality test for you this time hey whoever was dumb enough to hire you they ain't gonna figure it out just keep doing doing. That's a great point.
That is great advice. There's been no better synopsis of our careers.
Yes. Yes.
Thanks, Mark. Thank you, guys.
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okay let's finish up with fire fest uh great interview coming on monday by the way with

jason mccourty in studio um hank we're gonna do a little nfl preview with him talk his career hank why don't you start us off with your fire fest uh so as you guys can see if you're watching on the youtube part of my take youtube go subscribe now i have this lovely painting of a naked woman riding a tiger um it's kind of my background it I had it set up. I enjoy it.
People get a lot of nice compliments, but it's because Donnie Does, our foreign correspondent, like a year and a half ago when he was moving out of his apartment in New York and moving to China for an extended period of time, he asked me to hold on to it for him. I did.
And then he just moved back to America and is asking for it back. And it's unfortunate.
And I don't know what to put here now. Just keep it.
You can get one of just a naked woman riding Tiger Woods. Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know. It's like I could never, I would never in a million years be like, I need painting for like i would i don't have the artistic taste to to put it there but once i had it i was like oh this is great i'm gonna put it right behind my my streaming and video setup and now i have to figure something else out and i just know it's not gonna compare you know what you should do hank you should get a replica made and just give them the replica that's not a bad idea yeah just like take a picture of it and then just print it on a big piece of paper and just hand it to him.
Like maybe mount it and just be like, here's your painting back, Donnie. That's not a bad idea.
Yeah. I'm open.
I'm open for options because I got to figure something out. Yeah, that sucks.
It puts the whole room together. It really does.
It brings it all together. It's like the Lebowski rug that, That ties the whole room together.
So maybe that's what you say. Be like, if I take this away, my whole setup is screwed up.
Can I please have it? I'm also out of teammates and friends on Mount Rushmore, but we can't win over that already. Yeah, yeah.
Everyone hates you on this podcast. Yeah, well, that's on you.
You have nobody to blame but yourself for that one. You should just go full college, Hank.
Oh, I could blame you guys for doing teams in the first place, but I won't do that. And just get the entire dorm room set up behind it.
You could have like Boondock Saints. You could have The Kiss, the Pink Floyd album covers behind you.
Get like super, like the Jim Belushi college sweatshirt. I'd like to see Hank go full college mode on us.
Yeah, that would be cool. Bob Marley, just have everyone know that you're like a fucking chill ass dude when they watch you stream i had a jimmy hendrix one when i was in college i never listened to jimmy hendrix but it was that's okay it was a sick tie-dye poster yeah fuck yeah dudes rock um all right pft what's your fire fest uh my fire fest of the week is that I'm actually having like a little bit of a fire fest down here.
So at the house this weekend, I have to entertain clients and a specific client, Billy football is coming down this weekend. And Jake came down last weekend, had a fantastic time.
Jake was a wonderful house guest. Whenever he tucks the bed, it looks like field Yates stayed in that room, even better than field than field yates he does like the hospital corners the whole nine yards so billy's going to come down and i have to i have to be responsible for billy this weekend um in a party rich environment a target a client rich environment as billy would put it himself so uh i'm going to have to like basically be a dad this week i'm going to be a dad my fire fest is i'm going to be a father this weekend and I don't know if I'm going to have to basically be a dad this week.
I'm going to be a dad. My fire fest is I'm going to be a father this weekend.
And I don't know if I'm prepared for it. Yeah, I mean, that's tough.
As a father of a three-year-old and a one-year-old, last night I had to do a little fathering, reprimand my son for doing something he was doing wrong. And I realized that he actually listens way better than Billy because we like we went over what he did wrong and he like said back to me like yeah i shouldn't have done this and i was like good now going forward like when i asked you to not do something don't do it and i walked away being like wow if all of my interactions were with billy were this easy it would be great so yeah it's you're you're fathering not a three-year-old it's it's like a three-year-old

times a billion well i mean yeah it's like i'm just a pharaoh i'm not domesticated i don't claim to be uh you know some people follow rules and are sheep i'm not oh that's okay nice spin zone there. I guess.

Yeah.

Yeah.

She my son's so independent.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

He's he's such a dude.

He's so independent.

Yeah, he's such a – dude, he's like Jack Kerouac.

He has to be on the road.

You can't tame a guy like Billy.

He's one in a billion.

I mean, I had to make some sort of spin zone.

I will say that I think you've underestimated my responsibility

and as a guest, my manners. So I think you're going to be frankly surprised.
Okay, famous last words. I will issue a full report card on Billy's performance this weekend.
Okay, great. My fire fest is we're taping early because I'm about to board a plane, going to a bachelor party.
It's pretty much my last bachelor party, like all until Hank, Billy, and Jake invite me to theirs someday. It's it.
So my last good friend getting married, and everyone has that vibe of like this is it, and I'm very nervous for the hangover. Like I'm pre-upset at myself for how shitty I'm going to feel on Saturday and Sunday.
So just little thoughts and prayers to me because it's, I know I can get back. I know I can like, I know I can reach my peak.
It's just the, when I reach my peak, the, the aftermath is very, very difficult to bounce back with. So I'm, I'm probably won't feel good again until mid next week.
So yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm pre fire festing the hangover and the regret that I have from going on a bachelor party at 37. That's how you know that you're washed.
When you reach that point where you, you used to get excited about the possibility for senior boys for that first night and start planning ahead being like oh it's gonna be so great and you can't even enjoy doing things anymore because now you're scared of what you're going to have to deal with in the aftermath of doing anything fun so like the punishment for having fun is now way worse than the fun itself so you'll just never have fun again i've kind of reached that point as well right and like i'm excited to see my friends i'm very excited to see my friends but it's also like it's just sad because we've also had a few guys drop out like last second because of kids stuff or whatever it may be and it's just like yep this is this is the reality now so uh thoughts and prayers to me we'll see how it goes uh billy what's your fire fest? I'm currently dealing with fungus. It's on my back and I have the cream.
No, it's fun. No, steroidal cream to get rid of the fungus.
Monkey pox. Steroids.
You don't get fungus from steroids. So I got dunked on.
The thing is I'm trying. There's a part on my back that i can't get the soap so every time i like get rid of it in certain parts it just comes back because there's a spot on my back i need to have someone put this on me every day just pee on your back it's not going well well ask mincy he needs a job also that i i'm apparently living next to a trader and i'm very deeply entwined with him on several ventures such as these milf guy t-shirts man i love football we have a whole new line in the barstool store go check them out we got a zach wilson edition we got a regular edition and tons of other great t-shirts launching as well as our football guide t-shirt in in the Barstool store.
So check it out now. Andy has a Legends shirt, much like Big Cat with his Legends T-shirt, which he's wearing.
I have not taken this off since I got it. It's super comfortable.
Super comfortable. Yeah.
All right, Cheek. Oh, what do you say, Billy? PFT put a little bit of a damper on my weekend plans because apparently I'm not wanted as a guest.
So that so that's fine no no you're just going to be compared to that was surprising no different from your professional you know I was like last year when PFT invited me I was like you're just being polite like I get it like I don't have to come like you're just inviting everybody but I know you probably don't want me down there I won't come and I didn't go last year and then all this year he's been asking me to come. So I was like, okay, this is the last weekend really of the summer.
I'm going to go. But now it's just bad vibes.
No, it's not bad vibes. It's bad vibes, bro.
It's just you're going to be compared to Jake. Yeah, just get drunk about it.
I think – yeah, Billy, I'll tell you what. You come down here, I'll rub some antifungal cream on your back.
How does sound yeah perfect yeah Billy it's not bad vibes just drink your way through it if you drink enough the vibes will get good so just do that yeah you'll get sweet yeah yeah just get really hammered and then you'll be awesome yeah all right Jake finish us off uh yeah I like coming prepared to this podcast um but I don't have a fire fest so that's my fire fest whoa i've been waiting all week for something to happen to me so i'm like one mount rushmore and fucking falls off i'm like waiting all week all right something for the show and i just didn't have it so i've just been anxious about this segment because i didn't have anything to present damn i think we have to suspend jake wow bad but you's going to happen? The moment we sign off, something bad is going to happen to me today.

Oh, yeah.

Like your zipper is going to break or something.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Something horrendous.

You're going to see a dog on the street and get a real tickle throat.

The anxiety of not having anything to present is my fire fest.

Honestly, I have gotten out of assignments, and I can't believe I've never thought of that one.

Usually, I just make something up. Yeah, we know, but I would do that.
That's a great excuse. I'm going to use that.
The truth. No, I mean, that's a great way to not do your job.
I should keep that in mind. I'm going to write that down in my repertoire.
I think I've said something along those lines, but I can't wait for Billy like 10 years from now. Like, you know, that feeling when like you get caught by your parents, like being drunk for the first time or being high for the first time.
And in your head, you're like, oh, I played that off well. And then you grow up and you're like, they knew every single time when I was fucking around and being an asshole.
Like Billy thinks he gets one over on us. And like 10 years from now, he's like, oh like oh yeah they probably knew everything that I was doing it's gonna be a great moment I do like how Billy is now officially collected all excuses like Pokemon because he just realized that sometimes the best excuse can be saying like I don't have an excuse yeah honestly now he's like oh I never okay now now I get now I have everything and now I've got every shot in my bag Honestly never even crossed Billy's mind as an excuse to's like, oh, okay, now I have everything.
Now I've got every shot in my back. Honestly, never even cross Billy's mind as an excuse to be like, hey, I don't have this.
Hey, man, fake it till you make it. On Monday for who's back.
You know what? Nobody's back. Yeah, he's definitely going to do that.
Who the fuck is back? Nobody. All right, numbers.
I posted an updated graphic on my Twitter account. All right, Max, hit the button.
All right, I'll go 27. Yeah, so we're down to five numbers.
6, 26, 27, 29, 78. I'll go 26.
PFT, what's your number Hit it Max

Here it goes

This would actually count for Hank

It's the real ping pong ball machine

69

He's putting the ball back in

Happy birthday to the ball machine

Thank you. He's putting the ball back in.
Happy birthday to the ball machine. Yes.
Saturday. Saturday.
Two years old. What do we got? 51.
Is that a first? Or is that the most? Has that been picked the most no that's 52 this is a second timer 51 all right see everyone on monday back in studio my animal fact is my animal facts

i don't have an animal fact and i'm an animal technically so that's a fact

i actually have a real one but I'll save it for next time.

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