Liver King, Mt Rushmore Of Subtle Ways To Emasculate Someone + Naming Random NFL Players On New Teams

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It's Part of My Take, presented by Varsity Sports. Welcome to Part of My Take, presented by Coors Light.
Today is Monday, August 22nd. And we did it, boys.
We have officially done it. We have just had the last weekend without football until February.
That would mean that football is back. In other words, the last weekend.
Let me just say that one more time so everyone can let it sink in. It was the last weekend without football until February.
February, I think, 5th. The weekend of February 3rd will be the next time we have a weekend without football.
That will be between the championship games and the Super Bowl. Every other weekend.
You're just dismissing the Pro Bowl? Okay, yeah. The Pro Bowl.
Throw that in there until February. Every other weekend has football.
We've done it. It's here.
It's amazing. It's so good to be back in the swing of things with football.
Because I don't know about you, I've caught myself saying this maybe a dozen times since the Super Bowl. On part of my take, I'll just refer to everything that happens between February and August as the offseason, even though this is a year-round podcast.
Correct. Just my brain thinks in terms of binary, is football happening or is football not happening? Is it this week that we have Nebraska against Northwestern? In London.
An iconic matchup in Dublin. Dublin.
Same thing. Yeah.
No, no. Yeah, same thing.
We got some real mixed lists in this podcast. Yes.
IRA won't appreciate that. The week zero slate, I wouldn't say is incredible, but we do have the Nebraska game.
Scott Frost announced that his team is puking, his offensive line is puking 15 to 20 times per practice. That doesn't feel like it's, I don't know.
I feel like that's a lot of puke. Counterpoint, they were not puking 15 to 20 times per practice last year.

How'd that work out for them?

They actually were an incredible team against the spread.

Against the spread.

They were the best three-win team of all time.

I'd like to see Nebraska either doing steroids or puking,

so I'll take puking.

Yeah, and actually a win for Wisconsin

because their new offensive line coach is Donovan Riola,

who went to Wisconsin.

So I'm going to count that for a Big Ten victory all around.

They're puking 15 to 20.

They might not be pregnant.

when it was when it was announced everyone on everyone on twitter was like um that feels like a lie no that's that's a lot that's the next generation of saber metrics yeah like we've gone through all the analytics we've used spreadsheets i just wanted uh an offensive line coach in way too hiked up bike shorts. You know the kind that your Little League baseball coach used to wear? Those blue bike athletic kind of shorts? I want a guy like that with a clipboard and a pen just marking down every time somebody pukes in practice.
It seemed that pukes more, will win, unless it's Teddy Bridgewater on the Vikings. It would be funny if it was just one guy who was just puking the whole time.
So it's 15 to 20, but it's just one guy who just has a really bad gag reflex. My column for The Athletic, does Nebraska football have a body image problem? Yeah, maybe.
Yeah, they're all bulimic. They're all just trying to get as skinny as possible for the gram.
When I saw it, I was like, oh, that's cool. They're probably badass, but let's hope that everyone stays safe for the rest of the training camp.
At least they'll fit right in in Ireland. A lot of vomit over there.
Scott Frost put himself into a nice spot for a future lawsuit if anything happens. Was he the one that gave that quote? He said, I personally witnessed that.
He's like, it's awesome. Some things you just don't want to say in front of a reporter, and that would be one of them.
Scott Frost also is at a point now where, like, he should have probably been fired a couple years ago, and so he's like, what do I care? Let's just puke. All right, so since we're leading the show with football, we promised it on Friday's show.
We're going to do a quick trying to wow each other with names of players in different places because this happens right around now you do your fantasy draft week one comes and you're like oh shit that guy's on this team um I had that with Julio Jones when he was on the Bucs but what anyone want to start off I have some ones that like I have some in the camp that I know I knew it and then but it still shocks me yeah so i yeah i'll start with a couple and then we can go around the room uh teddy bridgewater he's a dolphin he is a dolphin this year yes jarvis landry on the saints yes oj howard a buffalo bill yeah yeah here's one that uh there's so the two that i was talking about that's like i knew it, but I forgot it. And it would shock me when I see it week one.
Allen Robinson, obviously, I knew was on the Rams, but that still is going to be like one of those things that I feel like we're going to have a lot of people complain about the like the Rams being too good because Allen Robinson is on. Yeah.
Also, everyone's going to realize how good Alan Robinson is. Yes.
Yes.

For the first time.

Yes.

I also completely memory hold the fact that Amari Cooper's on the Browns.

Oh, shit.

Yeah.

Yeah. No, I didn't know that.

I mean, I remember the trade, and then I was like, wait, fuck, he's on the Browns.

Damn.

Yeah.

Isn't that crazy?

He went from the black Kirk Cousins to the black Ben Roethlisberger.

That's wild.

Yes.

So that one just shocked me. What do you guys got? Austin Hooper, Titans.
Yeah. Okay.
Yeah. Hassan Redick, Eagles.
Chuju's on the Chief, and Sammy Watkins is on the Packers. Yeah.
Oh, I forgot about Sammy. Yeah.
JC Jackson is on the Chargers. Kyle Van Noy's on the Chargers.
What? Yeah. And Khalil Mack obviously is on the Chargers, but that's another one that people are going to complain about being like, Bosa and Khalil Mack, not fair.
Yep. Will Compton, still a free agent.
Yep, year 10, loading. Did you know that Jabril Peppers is on the Patriots, Hank? He is.
Yeah. He's still playing? He's on the Patriots.
Guess what? The Bucs, their defense, I think, is the Gamera Su retired? He's a free agent. He's a free agent right now.
But the Bucs have a key mix. Yeah.
Yeah. Crazy.
Pretty good. Crazy.
Bobby Wagner is a Ram and still really good. Yes.
So when I saw that he was a Ram, I was like, holy shit, that's crazy. He must be like at the end of his career.
He was actually all pro actually all pro last year yes so so the rams got a good one there he here's one that just makes perfect sense to marcus robinson like you know the fastest guy on the chiefs and everyone's like he's a problem all this stuff he's a raider raider so it's perfect like that one that's one of those ones i'll see i'd be like yep that makes perfect sense yeah uh matt brada is on Giants okay AJ Brown don't forget he's an eagle yeah he's an eagle brown AJ Brown is an eagle and remember Hollywood Brown is a cardinal yep that's an important one to remember Marquis Goodwin is on the Seahawks yep I feel like he's on a different team every single year because he just do what he bets on himself constantly yep Jameson Crowder'sder's a bill. Yes.
This is probably going to be the worst. People are going to be like, what did I just listen to? But there's also going to be a lot of people who are like, thank you, because you raised awareness.
No, I forget most of these. That issue that we all have.
We're just getting ahead of the game. At this point in the season, everyone has this problem.
Hayden Hurst is on the Bengals. He's going to make a big catch, and you're going to be like, oh, shit.
They had to replace that downfield weapon that they lost to the Jets. Yes, exactly.
Billy, what do you got? You got one? This one might be a little late, but Zach Ertz, Cardinal. Yeah, that is late.
He played on them last year. I know, but it was back at.
No, but thank you. Thank you.
Big Ben is retired. Tom Brady's a buck.
Tom Brady's a buck. Good point, Hank.
Matt Stafford is trying to prove that he's actually an elite quarterback on the Rams now. Andrew Luck retired.
Andrew Luck. Yeah.
Good point. Just kidding.
Billy, those were all jokes at your expense. I know.
Odell Beckham's still a free agent. Still a free agent.
Chandler Jones. Raider.
Really? Yeah. I forgot that.
Pretty good for them. Good for the Raiders how about oh how about the other big Raider news what what was that what was that face you gave a face I was just I I didn't want to make a job I like Chandler Jones but you know I was thinking of like a John you know Joneses haven't had the best experience living in Vegas oh yeah yeah but that's that's different people.
Chandler Jones is great.

Go ahead, Billy.

Russell Wilson.

Broncos.

Yeah, good one.

Noah Fant Seahawk.

Yeah.

His name kind of got lost in that whole Drew Locke, Russell Wilson.

Noah Fant is probably – well, he's definitely better at his position than Drew Locke is.

Yes.

I got a curveball.

Oh.

Joe Buck ESPN.

Yeah. Oh, wow.

Yeah, good call, Jason. Damn.
Al Michaels Thursday thursday night okay so i was thinking about al michael's and thursday night football because they they just they debuted the thursday night football anthem last week and i guess it's perfect in the sense that it felt like i've heard it a million times before already well people i think were also just mad about it because it was an orchestra but like how do you think all the other ones? No, that's what they all are. Yeah, right.
But they saw it. And then at the end of it, they have the electric guitar with a million points of reverb repeating the hook.
That's what it's like on every channel. Correct.
They always have that same kind of setup. But it sounds like a blend of every other football anthem that you've ever heard.
Right. I still like our Thursday Night Football anthem a little bit better.
I'm a little bit biased. But I was thinking about Al Michaels making his debut.
I think he brings too much gravitas to Thursday night. He doesn't have a Thursday night voice.
Amazon especially. Yeah.
He's got a Sunday night or a Monday night voice. I agree.
He does not have a Thursday night voice. There are certain people that have Thursday night voices out there.
Al Michaels, no. I do not want to hear him on a week.
I don't want to have to go to work for a full another day before the weekend when I hear Al Michaels' voice. Yeah, it is going to be weird.
It is going to be very weird to have Joe Buck on Monday nights. I'm not ready for that.
That one's going to kind of blow my mind. What are you going to say, Hank? You got another name? I think we got some good names.
Tyreek Hill Dolphins. Tyreek Hill is on the Dolphins.

Tom Brady, almost a Raider.

Yeah. So there's that story that Dana

White broke and Gronk confirmed. I think

we talked about that on part of my take, didn't we?

I think we said that Tom

Brady was thinking about going

to the Raiders. Well, no.
So, yeah, there was

another team. There was always, like,

another team with Tom Brady.

Not counting the Bucs or the Dolphins.

A lot of people,

there was a time when people thought it might have been the bears and then there was like i think there was a chargers thing that went around but the fact that like if you look at the quotes now afterwards where uh like reading them back it's very funny to be like he's talking about derrick carr because he said there was a this is tom Tom Brady's quote there was a story in free agency one of the teams they were interested and all of a sudden they weren't interested at the very end I was sitting there thinking you're sticking with that motherfucker are you serious yeah so just thinking about him just sitting on his couch angry at Derek Carr is very funny everyone was trying to figure out who the motherfucker was I thought he was going to go to the Jets yeah that's it sounded like to me but i think that like tom brady to the raiders always kind of made sense in my head yes because they wanted a splash they wanted like las vegas is still a relatively new city to have an nfl team they wanted a big name out there i always thought tom brady made sense in fact when they got josh mcdaniels as their head coach and brady retired i thought that there was a chance that he would come back and play for the raiders right like they just made that hire solely to get tom brady to come play for them right and then all the shit went down and tom stuck around in tampa bay but i feel like it was in the back of his head to go to either the dolphins or the i know hank doesn't like hearing that but that's just the fact i mean you probably would have preferred that he go to the raiders instead of going to the dolphins in the division right yes and also the idea of john gruden with tom brady would have been very funny oh yeah he would he he would not have allowed tom brady to take three weeks off to go on the mask singer no no yeah that's the rumor that's going around that the it would be it would be the dumbest story of all time if he actually did that so i i've he can do whatever though. Yeah, but the Masked Singer would be outrageous.
If he actually misses training for that, yeah. I mean, what does he need to train? I mean, everybody needs to practice.
You're going Allen Iverson on him? It's preseason for everyone, bro. I think he gets a little bit of leeway.
For the though that's where it would be i don't think

it's true the thing is i don't think that tom tom brady would sit here and tell you that even he

needs to practice he's like obsessive about that sort of thing if he's i've gone like overly woke

on this now and i think that it's a rumor that was started by the masked singer because people

are definitely gonna be tuning in trying to figure out is that tom brady it's the one show that you

can basically get all the way through the episode being like maybe it is tom yeah yeah the fact

I'm going to be tuning in trying to figure out is that tom brady it's the one show that you can basically get all the way through the episode being like maybe it is tom yeah yeah the fact that that show made it past one season it's just it's tough dude everyone watches it it's crazy yeah there's nothing to watch that's well it is kind of cool because like you don't know who's singing and then they unmask it that's yeah that's the thing hank is at the end we. We should do the mask podcaster.
All right. See, sweet Hank, think that.
All right, so if I have a mask on, I'm like, you know, Hitler didn't have that many bad ideas. Who would I have been? Billy.
One second. Stop.
Stop. No, no, we cannot have that out there.
You guys cut me off before I finish the sentence. It was because he's too much of a pussy to actually commit the crimes.
Oh, so you're saying he was innocent. No, no.
You're saying it's... Disavow Hitler.
Disavow Hitler. Okay, there we go.
It's funny. So Big Cat and I get occasional group texts from Tom Fornelli, recurring guest list.
Who we should have on? Oh, yeah. Hank's on there, too.
Oh, but you're on... Big Cat and I are on some side-side ones with Tom.
You're probably on this one, too. So he sent a side one and then sent you guys a side side one? No, I just couldn't remember if you were on that one.
Got it. But he said Billy's the first person in history to use the, but I was just giving orders.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. No, because there's always like the, you know, like, oh, there's good Germans or like, you know, they're just in war.
I was following. He was just Hitler.
You know, he was just giving them up. Yeah.
Yeahler oh okay nice but you just stop you whispered but you whispered but not funny it's not funny

how is he like funny billy content really scary content of his message aside how was he at public

speaking fuck hitler what about his art fuck hitler okay good job billy you finally came out

and said it no jesus first 23 years of your life does it feel good like a weight's been lifted? Yeah. It's fucking the worst thing ever.
What's your dog's name again? Oh, no. He's named after a baseball player.
One of your favorites, right? Yes. You remember watching? His dog's name's Whitey after whitey ford um good dog very good dog he shouldn't get stray shots in this there's making a sandwich and then there's crafting a sandwich and when i want something perfectly crafted i go straight to boar's head for over a century boar's head has been dedicated to crafting premium deli favorites every ingredient is chosen, every recipe made with a purpose.
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Actually, I think that Joe Rogan's reaction to this knockout is exactly like Billy's reaction to listening to Joe Rogan podcast. Yes.
It was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Over and over.
But it was very cool. It was it was a very cool sporting moment.
I'm trying to think what else. We had the kids broadcast tonight on on MLB, the Orioles and the Red Sox played.
I said it before, but thank God Vin Scully's dead because he would have been rolling in his grave. Jake, what do you say for yourself? They put my tweet on the broadcast.
Were you saying good job, guys? Yes. Oh, God.
He said the future of sports broadcasting is in great hands. Oh, God.
So I don't have a problem with the concept. However, if you're going to do an all-kids broadcasting team, you cannot have the play-by-play guy be 18.
Yeah. He was not a kid.
He wasn't a kid. You know what? It's like Danny Almonte all over again.
So he's 18. Check his birth certificate.
The analyst is 14. The silent reporter was 11.
Okay. They also messed up quite a bit in the third and fourth inning.
It is nice to have Jake. I apologize right away.
What did they mess up? The count. Oh, wow.
You can't do that. They got the wrong batter.
It is great when we have Jake and just anything that happens in the broadcast booth, we just blame him. We were just putting these kids.
They are your... They look up.
They probably have a Jake Marsh poster in their room. I don't know about that.
Oh, yeah. Those guys are listening to this podcast right now and having me say shit like this.
Hank, why are you pointing your finger? Oh, he's spinning something. Oh, okay.
He's spinning. I thought he was ready to interject with something.
Oh, also, more big news today. Congratulations to Sister Jean.
It's her birthday. Nice.
Sister Jean is 103 in human years today. So very happy for you, you old bat.
Yeah. And that turtle who's like 182, that thing.
What is his name? Tom? No, Gregory? What was that turtle's name? Are you talking about Lonesome George? Yeah, George. No, George is dead.
Are you talking about the one that escapes? No. The one.
No, no, no. He's not dead.
I mushed Lonesome George. He was the oldest turtle on the planet.
Yeah. And I was supposed to meet him.
I was in the Galapagos. And the day that I was there, he died before I had a chance to meet him.
It's not Lonesome George. There's a turtle that's been alive for like 182 years.
What the fuck is his name, Billy? I thought you'd be all over this. No.
Are you talking about Rocket from Wichita, Kansas, who keeps escaping? It's a closure. No.
Fuck it. You're thinking of Lonesome George.
Oh, OK. I'm thinking of Lonesome George.
His ass has been dead since 2012. So why were people wishing him a happy birthday? What the fuck is that? When were they wishing him? Like two days ago.
I didn't. No, I think there's news to me about Rocket.
I don't know what Rocket is. Rocket was another tortoise.
Oh, you may be talking about the TikTok tortoise that just chases shoes. Oh, the racist one? The racist tortoise.
The racist turtle? Jonathan. Here it is.
Jonathan. Jonathan is the tortoise turns 188 today.
He's the oldest living land animal alive. People are wishing Jonathan a happy birthday.
I don't know. jonathan is a world famous 190 year old see gay giant tortoise yeah he is gay yeah no i knew that love is love dude he was he actually is a pioneer he was gay like he's 190 years old yeah so i was right people were wishing him happy birthday it was like saturday or something blind, gay, sex-crazed giant tortoise is now the oldest to have ever lived.
Does that mean the oldest gay, blind, sex-crazed tortoise or the oldest tortoise? Both. Yeah, probably both, yeah.
Billy, I'm not... You should have been on this.
This is your... Well, the description was...
I was like, there's a fucking old-ass tortoise that God never was saying happy birthday to 190 that's crazy that I'm they find they find snapping turtles with Civil War musket bullets in their shells that's insane so yeah shout out Jonathan he's fucking old we should actually put him in the he should win a taking next year maybe he'll die. That would be funny.
Yeah. If a takey actually killed him.
He had a partner named Frederica, and she was his lover, his spouse. His beard? Yeah.
Well, check this out. So, Frederica, she went to get a checkup at the vet, and they looked, and they're like, oh, that little tiny thing that we thought was just like a lesion on your shell, that's your dick.
Frederica, you're actually... Frederica's dick is so small that they thought it was a chick for a while.
They thought it was a clit. Yeah.
Yeah. Okay, so shout out Jonathan.
He's just been living his best gay life. He should go on out and about.
They should have him on. Put him on the truck.
190. Dude, think about how...
What year was it? I can't do 86 i think that's that's insane him and jay jay uh jake plumber yeah live forever jay cutler i bet you jonathan eats mushrooms every single day for sure um okay anything else in the sports world i think that comes i mean we're football's back i'm so excited all the way back albertujols making a run for 700 I actually rather not very it's very cool I'd rather not talk about Albert Pujols I'd rather talk about the fact that Yadier Molina uh just took a weekend off from the Cardinals because his basketball team uh was in the championship game and he had to he took like personal leave did you see that I don't he took I don't believe that Jake no I didn didn't see it yeah i gotta look it up yes yadier molina he asked for like the weekend off from the card you can play basketball no no he owns a basketball team in like uh i think in puerto rico and he was like i need a i need the weekend off for personal reasons and then i'm pretty sure there was a picture of him with a cigar and the trophy because his team won wow that's sick shows where his head's at that's gross by the cardinals you'd think yadi would would really want to be there for albert and all that shit yeah how many is away i think he had two today or yesterday he's got 692 yadi air molina notified the team he needed the weekend to attend a business in Puerto Rico. Worth noting, basketball team Molina owns can clinch a championship this weekend.
Honestly, I kind of respect that. Yeah, he's just like, I'm out of here.
I want to go party with my team. I'm going to go to an island for a while.
It is also just very funny that the Yankees just continue to be the worst team in baseball. They've lost, what, 15 out of 21 now? They've been really bad since the break but they still have i think i believe it's an eight game lead you have to give credit to aaron boone for turning things around he said this is a direct quote we need to start playing better baseball yes if we want to turn this around so aaron boone has his finger on the pulse of the new york yankees they just can't score it's very funny it's weird it's weird what's happened to them yeah almost makes you think they'll be judged on the playoffs no matter what which would you say it's going to go well i mean they haven't won it all since 2009 so it's world series or bust i don't know they haven't even got out of the lcs since then it would actually be perfect though if the yankees imploded because that's what you're getting with aaron boone you're going to be a very good regular season team and then things are going going to fall apart in October.
And they'll bring everyone back next year. Yeah, and then give him another extension on top of that.
Yeah, just being like, shit, we were that close. We just had a couple injuries.
Stopped us from being, you know, just remember how good we were at the beginning of the season. As A-Rod says, there's a difference between the macro and the micro.
Correct. The Yankees are built for the macro.
Teams that are better than the Yankees in the playoffs are actually better built for the micro and yeah I mean what what other team has been to the playoffs as much as the Yankees that's the real victory yeah that's true because in baseball you really judge a team on the 162 games that they play oh no Billy that's too bad Billy's been rooting against me and PFT's bet just because he wants to tweet about Trace McSorley. Which he already tweeted about Trace McSorley.
You should do another one. He just threw a pick.
Damn. Fun fact, he's now in the Cardinals.
Yeah, there it is. Oh, the Cardinals are wearing their black helmets, which is weird.
Very cool. So I like them, but it's weird.
I think it's only weird because they're going up against the Ravens, who also have the black helmets. Yes.
I think these helmets are going to play in the regular season. That was a bad pick.
Kyler's going to look extra tiny in these helmets, though. That was a bad pick, Billy.
Tough one. I like Trace McSorley, but the way you were rooting against us makes me not like him.
I wasn't. Okay.
You were definitely rooting against our bet. I just wanted him to score a touchdown so i could tweet throw it on a dime but you did it anyway yeah for like a 10 yard game so we're good we're all good um all right let's do who's back then we have liverking then we have the mount rushmore of uh subtle ways to emasculate someone who's ever had one of those days when it's just too cold to keep working nah neither has Ariat Ariat work jackets and boots are packed with all the cold stopping waterproof protection you need to get the job done under any conditions so you can take any job out there and always deliver check out Ariat in your local workwear retailer or visit Ariat.com work to get 10% off your first order when you sign up for email.
And whether whatever in Ariat Work Gear. Who's back of the week, Hank? My who's back of the week is Game of Thrones.
Yeah, it's on right now. It's on right now as we're taping this.
Does that hurt you? Hank, give a recap of it. Dracarys.
Nice. Yeah.
Don't say that word. A dragon will appear uh it does hurt me a little bit it was it was definitely something that i obviously knew was coming we've talked about it uh you know i did read that book uh as we all remember big old book and i just wasn't ready for it to be back this soon i guess it was like one of those things where i thought it was coming maybe in the fall or winter next year and then all of a a sudden last night I saw a tweet that was like, it's coming out tomorrow, premiering at 9 o'clock.
I haven't had enough time to process and get over it. I'm probably going to watch it and all those emotions are going to come swelling back.
It snuck up on us. And I'll probably be mad.
So it's a prequel, right? Yeah. Okay.
How many years? I believe like less than 100. Oh, so it's got the Mad King in it.
Half of Jonathan. I think the Mad King is the king, I think.
Oh. So it's like, so we're just, oh, I thought it was like many, many years.
So did I. But it's not.
I don't think so. I'm going to have to watch.
If we're wrong, people are going to be very mad at this point of the show. I think it's 200 years.
Okay. I think you're very wrong.
Oh. I looked it up.
Can we get it? Can we get the exact amount of years? I want to know. Yeah.
Are they going to have like completely different technology? Is it going to be like primitive technology compared to what they had in Game of Thrones because of 200 years earlier? Well, no, but I think this is more like I think Game of Thrones went backwards because this is with a bunch of dragons in it. It's 200 years.
200 years. Oh, damn.
Billy just sunned you. They should have it just straight up be Top Gun, but with dragons instead of planes.
That'd be cool. That's cool.
Yeah. There's got to be a lot of dragons in this one.
Right, Hank? Yes. Okay.
Good. It's called the House of Dragons.
Okay. But you know them.
They'll fuck us, right? They're actually wyverns, not dragons. Yeah.
Game of Thrones is back talking about it uh and you know to be determined whether or not it's worth it okay we'll start watching we should do a recap on next sunday's show of tonight's show yeah and then everybody comes back we'll just forget it exists absolutely yeah uh okay pft your who's back my who's back of the week i've got a couple is you take one of mine. Okay, I won't.
Take one of mine. You know what mine is.
How many total? I know what Jake's is going to be. You know what mine is going to be.
I think I know what Big Cat's is going to be. JR? Yes.
Yeah, so I'm not going to do that one. Who's back? Michael Thomas.
Michael Thomas is back because he's dealing with a little bit of a hamstring right now. So he's already injured.
We're looking forward to getting Michael Thomas back at some point this year, maybe for like a week. Old Captain Slant himself.
I actually think Jameis is going to love Michael Thomas. Yeah.
Because he's a big dude that kind of fits right in between linebackers that he can hit. Yeah.
That's Jameis' specialty. So Michael Thomas is back having a little bit of a hamstring, which is never something that you want to hear.
And then my other who's back of the week is the United States. U.S.
is back, bitches. Because of Duggs? Because of soccer.
Because of soccer, baby. We're calling out soccer now.
It's no longer football over in England because Leeds beat the fuck out of Chelsea today. 3-0, as they say.
Leeds' head coach, American. Also the first goal scorer today, Brendan Aronson, American.
They call him the Medford Messi because he's from Medford, New Jersey. But yeah, the dude, Jamie Marsh, who is Jake's older brother, is the head coach of Leeds, and he's like real-life Ted Lasso, who just went over there and turned Leeds around.
That's sick. All you have to know about this is that the United States has already taken over the English Premier League.
That's sick. It belongs to us now.
That's sick. It's ours now.
All right, my who's back. Yeah, it's Josh Rosen.
He is on the Browns, and in classic Josh Rosen fashion, he got in for, I think, an entire half. He went 7 for 20 for 88 yards.
No TDs, no interceptions. He has to be doing this on purpose at this point.
His stat lines are just so, so predictably exactly what they are every single time where it's just – I don't know how he does it. I don't know how you complete 20 passes in today's NFL – or sorry, not complete, but attempt 20 passes and have take shots man that's what he does crazy it's crazy and i listen i'm i still will stand uh on the on the mountain for josh rosen be like he didn't get a fair shot someone will give him that fair shot and they're gonna well i think he said there's nine other teams that there's nine teams that passed on me and they're going to regret this forever.
It was all-time backfire, like trying to do a Tom Brady, like I'll always remember who passed on me. Yeah, I don't think anyone's worried about passing on him in the draft.
He looked capable. I saw some of his highlights.
He always does. He looked capable.
He's always going to look like a quarterback. Yeah, his throwing form is good.
That's half the battle in the NFL. If you look like a quarterback, you'll be able to have a job as a backup for a long time.
What's his name? Chase Daniel. Chase Daniel looks incredible right now.
Looks like he can. Chase Daniel will go out there, throw for 180 yards on like 11 of 16 passing, and you'll lose by like 10 points.
Yeah. But that's all you need your backup quarterback to do yes yes but uh it's good to see josh rosen back out there um seven for 20 for 88 yards i mean he's got to be doing it as a joke it's so perfect it's a good bit it really is it's a because it's a memorable bit he was trending for a while it's good good job josh all right billy my who's back is dennis rod.
Yeah. Dennis Rodman getting back on the national diplomacy grind.
He's going to Russia. His quote is, I know Putin too well, and hopefully he's going to try to negotiate the release of one of their hostages.
Nice. He'll probably get this figured out.
Is there a chance, though? Which hostages? Aren't we supposed to not talk about it? No, Brittany Griner.

Yeah, Brittany Griner.

He's going to get Brittany Griner.

Why would you say Brittany Griner?

You did an awful job of not talking about it if that's what you were trying not to do.

Wasn't it?

Never mind.

We're not supposed to talk about it because Putin might be listening?

Because then they think that she's too large of a being.

They try to get a bigger hostage.

Big Cat's right.

Putin's a longtime stoolie.

He's a huge spitting Chicklets guy.

He's like, wait, we have Brittany Griner? Yeah. Right after this.
He's competing in the next chicklets cup. Yep.
He's going to score a lot of goals. Yep.
First overall draft pick. Yeah.
I feel like I feel like Dennis Robin might get taken hostage. I don't think Dennis Robin is going to break any laws.
No. Yeah.
I just feel like we might have to give up two merchant of deaths to get these guys back. Dennis Rodman, it'd be very funny if he was visiting Brittany Griner in jail and brought in a cake with a file in it to try to break her out of there.
No, more likely he'll visit Brittany Griner in jail and bring a vape pen or something. Or he could visit her in jail.
They could have a baby and the world's best rebounder of all time.

Is there a corner?

She is homosexual.

Okay.

Well, then probably,

that probably won't happen.

Yeah.

Yeah, but could.

You never know.

Yeah.

Love, well, no, that wouldn't be love is love.

Life finds a way.

Yeah, yeah.

So Dennis Rodman is going to Russia

to free Britney Griner.

Okay, good.

It's going to get done. Ambassador Dennis Rodman.
Yes. Recurring guest Dennis Rodman.
Yes, recurring guest Dennis Rodman is going to Russia to free Brittany Griner. Okay, good.
It's going to get done.

Ambassador Dennis Rodman.

Yes.

Recurring guest Dennis Rodman.

Yes.

Recurring guest Dennis Rodman.

Jake.

I got two quick ones.

First up, you notice Haslam.

Yep.

Year 20.

Heat culture back on the bench.

What's the deal here?

$2.9 million, right?

Your coach.

Yeah.

You could pay him less to just be – like he doesn't play, does he? Did he play last year at all? He got in a couple times, yeah. At the end of some blowouts.
I'm not saying – like listen. It helps.
The locker room. It's like basically a dream job because I always wonder like a guy who was good enough to be on a team and play like meaningful minutes, like why wouldn't you just hang around and live the NBA lifestyle? So good for him, but it's crazy that it's 20 years now.
It is, but it really does help the locker room. He said he's helped revive careers, just like the culture has.
And he's the heartbeat of the culture. He does have the best job ever.
And actually, he's like the Chase Daniel of the NBA. That's the exact kind of guy that you want.
So there are only two players that have played 20 or more seasons for a single franchise before today. Do you know who those two are? Pop Quiz.
I don't. Tim Duncan.
Dirk. Okay.
Kobe. Kobe, yeah.
Yeah. That makes sense.
Yeah, so it's exciting for Heat Culture.

My second who's back is Urban Meyer.

He is officially back on the Fox Big Moon kickoff team.

So we'll be seeing him every Saturday.

Great.

He should do like a Lee Corso thing where you put the mascot's head on.

He should just like hold up whatever pants of whatever sorority his hand was in the previous night from whichever school he thinks is going to win. Yeah, the letters.
Just a quick fun idea. Just a quick letters.
Yeah. Urban Meyer.
I'm going to be very excited. He's going to go viral.
I mean, it's not really calling a shot. He's going to go viral like three or four times this year trying to be like, the way you got to coach a football team is accountability and being there for your guys.
You got a role model you're just gonna log on and see urban meyers viral on like a saturday afternoon and be like why and then you'll look at it and be like oh he said something completely contradictory to his own it is a good uh panel yeah who is it brady quinn we have a college football show here everyone's good you would if it was bad you wouldn't say it it was bad. Okay, they stink.
Okay, wow. Who's on it? It's Brady Quinn, Reggie Bush, Matt Leiner.
Okay. And Rob Stone's the host.
Okay, not bad. And Urban.
Urban is really the one guy on there. I'm like, why do I need to see Urban Meyer on my TV anymore? I give it before probably week two before he goes on a rant about how he got canceled as the coach of the jaguars he'll definitely say that he won't say he got canceled he'll say you have to be real careful in this day and age yeah because of what happened to me he's gonna say like with cell phones yeah and social media you never know whose butthole your hands gonna go up yep exactly it'll be it'll definitely be a lesson to the kids um okay let's let's let's get it to liver king it's time for the liver king interview uh very interesting interview i didn't really know anything about him going into it but i came out being like i kind of like liver so uh we're liver boys yeah we're liver boys uh pft you got a quick word for one of our sponsors yes uh urban meyer will be the first one to tell you that testosterone is an important part of a man's body and health, but men's testosterone starts to deplete with age, which is why it's important that you support it early.
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And now, okay, we now welcome on a very special guest. Um, I'm not going to say your, your, your name because you ate your own name.
That's what I read. It is the liver King, the man, the myth, the legend, the liver King.
I was reading an article about you last night. You're like, yeah, my former life, I ate that person and now I'm the liver king the man the myth the legend the liver king i was reading an article about you last night you're like yeah my former life i ate that person and now i'm the liver king so liver king welcome to the studio welcome to the office uh you know glad to have you here i'm so grateful to be here you guys you know i desperately need these opportunities i want to spend 60 seconds just to tell you what i mean when i say i'm grateful i got one job job to do as a CEO of the Ancestral Lifestyle, to model, teach, and preach this way, because so many people are living a life of hurt and hate and suffer and struggle.
People today, most people are living with depression, anxiety, infertility. They want to have kids.
They can't be healthy enough to be fertile enough to bring a life into this world. They got autoimmune conditions, low energy, low libido, low ambition in life.
There's this better life to live. You guys know this life because you guys have a great fucking time.
I see the culture and the chemistry, the love, the laughter, the light that you have on the show. This is what we have to advance in the world.
And so this is my job is to model, teach, and preach this message so that this message can go mainstream, so that we can all express this highest and most dominant form, this life full of excitement and adventure. So when I say thank you back to you, this is what I mean.
I appreciate that. I appreciate that.
You get a lot of gratitude for me over here. Is this mic on? I just want to make sure because I got a look from the producer.
It is? Okay. You get a lot of gratitude on this side of the table.
I appreciate that. So before you got into this room, we were actually having a discussion.
We wanted to make you feel comfortable studio uh you know you're just starting to do podcasts we want you to be cool we want you to be yourself would you be more comfortable if we were all shirtless as well or would you like to be the only shirtless this is the greatest way i've ever started a podcast in the history of fucking podcasts not only would it make me more comfortable but it makes you guys more primals right because most people are born definitely doesn't make me more comfortable it makes you more primal though i don't even think that's true either it's true it just makes me be like all right cool everyone's gonna be like hey look how fat this guy is and i'm just like all right and i also like you know don't you want me to be me should i be me or should i be you what you don't understand is you being primal is your truest, most authentic self. Before we started wearing- My primal me has a shirt on.
Listen, before we started wearing shirts, right, the truest expression of who we are, bare chested, is fucking- How were you born? With a shirt or without? I think I had a shirt on, yeah. The way that you were born is how you should rock it for the podcast.
Okay, all times? I had a chain on. I was wearing a necklace when I came out.
What about, all right, so I would assume the primal part, and Billy has a lot of questions, so the primal part. We're off with the shirts.
Who's taking the fucking, yes, Billy fucking football. Yes.
Yeah, I'll take it off. I did think, like, just you walking in here with our shirts off was just weird.
We're making history. I mean, it's not history.
We've taken our shirts off many times. No, this is the first podcast ever done shirtless by guys all right uh hey i guarantee you that the viewership's going through the roof right now definitely not so um the primal thing is that no deodorant hell no deodorant yeah i know i noticed the musk the musk is strong and it's a strong musk yeah this is how a man is supposed to fucking smell.
If everybody stopped wearing deodorant and perfumes, right,

the new normal would be this fucking musk, right,

would be melted tar.

Pheromones, right?

So you're talking about France.

Yeah.

That's not, yeah.

I don't know if we want to be France.

But yeah, okay.

So no deodorant stuff.

I agree on the France thing, right?

But like those people are detoxing, right?

The way the fucking badass American lives, right? You you go fucking chop wood you go do hard fucking work multiple workouts a day the way that we eat the way that we sleep the way that we our fucking attitude there's a different smell to that there's a different smell and pheromones is exactly what i'm talking about if everybody's living a life like this you get a an attractive woman in here right you let her try to fuck us you you close she's gonna close her eyes she's gonna pick that fucking american yeah because he smells like this i like that yeah uh so you said that you ate your former self how did you taste oh man uh like strength yeah like courage yeah like brute fucking force right i inherited all those qualities right but but the whole it's the growth mindset, right? Earlier, what I was alluding to, like I call this primals, right? This is how we were born, right? And then somewhere along the way, we became mindlessly compliant. We became obedient.
We domesticated ourselves, right? We started standing in line. We started wearing shirts.
We started shaving our faces. We started putting on suntan fucking lotion, right? And for what? Because somebody fucking somebody fucking sold you on the idea right but our uninhibited truest form right that's what a primal is and and it's the way that we speak the way that we look bare-chested is an expression of what we believe what about like medicine and shit though because we didn't we weren't taking penicillin right back then but now we have we have stuff that doesn't let us die when we're 20.
There's interesting things about about this related to this um I like the acute medicine that we have today right but a lot of the long-term shit that we do is to our detriment like well um so let me let me tell you this people always make this criticism oh yeah you're promoting the ancestral living but our early ancestors lived to 30 on average this is what people say all the time stupid shit like this right and here's a fact is you call what we're doing today living you call going to a job that you hate coming home to a life you don't love putting on netflix sedating yourself just enough with medication to get hard and to be happy call that a day call it a week call it a month this is your fucking life you call that living this is how we exist today okay on the flip side, like, not everyone can be liver king. Right? First of all, you have your liver king.
We can't all be liver king. Why not? I don't know.
I mean, if we had a world full of liver kings, I don't think it would work. Well, you'd no longer be liver king.
You would just be some guy. Everybody's born with the same primal potential to be a self-fucking-made king.
Right? And so this is my job is is to turn everybody into a fucking king these nine ancestral tenants that i'm model teaching and preaching i'm saying it real quick you'll never remember all of them but it's sleep eat move shield connect cold sun fight and bond what is it wait what does the ancestral tenants mean like that what how did you come up with that i should have asked that to begin because this is obviously what you know your website and everything that you're you're talking about so how did you come up with all those yeah at first i came out up with it because my kids were sick as fuck they were taking ambulance trips to the hospital they couldn't breathe and then the hospital wouldn't release them because they still couldn't breathe and so we had to give them um epi pens benadryl you fucking name it like you we didn't know what was going to happen to our kids so out of medical necessity we figured out hey enough is a fuck enough right nobody has the answer i'm gonna go figure this shit out i stumbled upon this whole idea that there's these forces that shaped us to become the baddest fucking mammalian predators that ever lived right genus homo this is us and and we've done something since then we started eating processed food we no longer connect with the sun we no longer connect with each other you guys know the electricity that you feel in here when you connect with each other you connect with a guest you put down the fucking phone right so sleep eat move these nine ancestral tenants is a way that i organized this sort of ancestral living it's the way that early ancestors lived it's the way that modern day primitive culture tribes live i've gone and visited with six primitive culture tribes in the amazon and in africa so out of first principle thinking because you don't have to go visit with guys to say, hey, we evolved getting sun, right? You know that. Right.
And then you don't have to, I mean, everyone, we know that they had to eat. Right.
Exactly. And what did they eat? It wasn't processed food.
Right. And so then I went to visit with these primitive culture tribes to say, hey, is my thesis accurate? Is there something I've got wrong? Right.
Did we not connect our bare feet to the ground? Right. advent of modern-day shoes, elevated beds, buildings, and cars, we hardly ever come in contact with the earth anymore.
When's the last time you had your bare feet connected to the ground? I played tennis at Big Cat's Summer House, and I took my shoes off. I got soulful with it on the clay.
It was nice. That is a big deal.
What about you? I think it was yesterday. I was out.
Billy got dunked on so hard that his face rubbed against the ground. Yeah.
I'm not going to lie, Liver King. Like, the musk is kind of growing on me.
This is kind of fucked up that, like, I don't hate it anymore. And we need to all smell like this.
Yeah. I don't know about that part, but, like, it is kind of, it's strong, but it's growing on me.
It's how real fucking man smells. Damn.
Yeah, so what would happen right now if I adapted full on the primal lifestyle? If I ate everything you eat, if I just shocked my body into that. I'll give you a little example, because where I'm at right now is, last night I drank a Coke for dinner, I had soup that I ordered in, this morning I had Taco Bell breakfast and two cups of coffee so like i'm not my body is full-on just like stereotypical american diet right now if i were to do the primal lifestyle what would happen yeah first of all everything they're subprimal right and and if you start immediately with a primal lifestyle first of all you're gonna smell like shit at first because you're gonna detox all that nasty shit you've been eating.
And then after that, you're going to smell like me. But more importantly, just think about this.
Eat is only one of the nine ancestral tenants. You fix the way you eat.
My name is Liver King because there's one major thing you can do, a major lever you can pull. Start eating liver right away.
Can you give it? Now, about that, do you have it like in pills so I don't have to actually eat it? You know what? Yeah. Number one number two where's the food where are my presents there's no presents in here guys somebody bring the

fucking presents okay um liverking rolls with like you have like 20 people with you

squad it's deep this is how a king lives yeah this is how a king lives um so what's going to

happen is you're going to express a higher and more dominant form right um i don't know if you

consider yourself an eight nine or ten right now but you're going to level up and then you're going

to attract your complementary opposite so whether you pull eight nines or tens right now you're

Thank you. and more dominant form right I don't know if you consider yourself an 8 9 or 10 right now but you're gonna level up and then you're gonna attract your complementary opposite so whether you pull eight nines or tens right now you're gonna level that shit up too right because a king pulls a queen so what's gonna happen you're gonna express a higher more dominant form you're gonna progress in life you're gonna be happier in life yeah we got the liver and stuff just liver coming in here This is the present! Okay.
We have some of the primal foods on here. We have some raw gesticles.
We got raw spleen. We got bone marrow.
We got raw heart. Raw kitty.
And of course we have liver. Okay, so the good news is Billy really wants to try all this stuff.
That's what we brought it, yeah. Okay, yeah.
He's gonna try it all. Why doesn't the rest of your team have their shirts off? You know what? There can only be one king.
Right. But isn't the whole primal, no one else is living their primal life.
You know what? From now on, nobody in the fucking tribe wears a shirt. Okay.
I like that. I like it because I'm just curious.
The people that you have around you, are they doing everything that you do or have they not bought all the way in? Is it just a nine to five for them? Kind of. My everyone in my family liver queen liver boys they all live exactly the same way i do just different proportion um the guys that are doing the nine to five there may not be full primal they're somewhere in the middle yeah right but i really want to answer your question um your life's going to be happier your life's going to be more fulfilled i don't know if you um hey we got to get at least a piece of liver to these guys because they're already primal.
Let's at least get them a piece of liver.

Which one's the liver?

Which one's the liver here?

It's a liver with some fava beans and a nice candy.

This?

That's the liver?

Yes, sir.

Did you...

Have you seen Silence of the Lambs?

When I was little.

And you don't need to use a fucking toothpick, man.

Just grab that shit with your... I'm going to go primal.
I'll just eat it. Is it bad? We gotta sell primal puke bucket.
I just want to watch. Which one's the liver? Close to your right hand.
This one? This one? Okay. I bet you he does it no fucking problem.
And you can't be giving it to everyone else. Cheers, my man.
Can I wipe my finger? I need him. That's not that bad.
Yeah, it's great. I kind of like it.
Yeah. It's kind of sweet.
Yeah. I'm a liver king now.
And here's the thing. Yeah.
No, that's it. When does my six pack show up i actually didn't hate that like i wasn't it's on the way that was fine and and most people that need the nourishment the most um are gonna feel stuff and and if you have trouble eating that here's the thing everybody how was it for you billy it was good it was good you gotta take down like an oyster because here's the thing shoot it.
I mean, it's basically just raw meat, right?

Exactly.

Yeah, I'm a liver king.

Fuck it.

Who cares?

And so everybody has to get this in their life.

We recently took the nose-to-tail nourishment out of our diet.

Since the inception of our time, we've always hunted the animal,

and we've had the whole animal, nose-to-tail, bones-to-blood, horns-to-hubs.

We just recently took this out. We need to get this shit back in our diet and some people it's tough to do right they don't want to fucking put it down the gullet so there's an option there's another option it's called whole beast i have a whole beast protein shake it has liver heart pancreas spleen colostrum blood is in it you just drink that you just drink it oh we brought that in fuck yeah We're going to Whole Beast.
I'll do the shake. I can take anything down in a shake.
And I can't wait to see what you think of it. Okay, so this is a Whole Beast shake.
Is this an actual bone that's in here? What is this? It makes it more primal. You got one for Billy Football? Of course.
Oh, thank you. I was going to say.
Ooh. That's awesome.
That's the Whole Beast. I That's easy Oh hell yeah The liver was easy too That actually tasted good Hell yeah So I just want to say it again Listen guys In there there's liver, heart, pancreas, spleen, kidney, and colostrum And plenty of protein So I don't eat lunch now or what? You know what? I wouldn't eat lunch unless you earn it If you earn it, go eat lunch Yeah, you got to hunt lunch yeah you gotta hunt it first right so tell me about the simulated hunts what goes into a successful simulated hunt i appreciate you asking this is one of the most important points i think i could get across imagine if we all did 100 push-ups before anything went into our mouths right because this is what our early ancestors did i would never eat but but you would eat you get hungry enough when's the last time you were hungry when's the last time you were hungry every day you get really fucking hungry every day i'm always hungry i could always eat that's my motto well here's the big cat he can always eat our early ancestors had to work for their food yeah right either on a hunt or if they got a big animal they still had to butcher the animal they still had to go out of camp to do these things right in the in the at the first like we've never done this before

in the history of our being that we've had food just an arm's length away in the refrigerator there's an app to get us food today right so the simulated successful hunt is honoring the struggle of our early ancestors so that we can honor and express our own genetic fitness it's called getting to fucking work before you start mind mindlessly piling shit down your fucking throat. I see people in the car.
You ever see guys in the car eating? Mindlessly eating? Powers don't count in the car. Yeah, in the rear view.
No, that's a rule. That's actually a rule, dude.
They count in double. No, they don't.
I'm here to fucking say officially they count in double because you ain't doing shit. You get the fries for the way home.
You get a fucking car fries know, a car fries, and then you get home and you're like, oh, we got fries for everyone, but you already ate an extra one in the car. Listen, the guy who says- You got a lot to learn, Liver King.
Hey, whoever's ripped, I'll listen to that guy about this. But this is what the simulated successful hunt is because successful in the hunt, we had to put forth some real effort, right? And that enables us to express a higher and more dominant physical form yeah and i'm telling you like if you just put forth a little bit of work you don't gotta do 100 push-ups every time pick a number pick 40 pick 50 how much you want to bet just two or three minutes worth of work right before you have breakfast lunch and or dinner it's going to change the trajectory of your life okay so when we were we were going on a cross-country trip to the Super Bowl,

and we got stuck in Arkansas,

and we walked like a quarter of a mile to a Sonic,

and we said like, okay, this is a simulated hunt.

And then we ordered Sonic drive-thru,

and we sat down, we ate our fast food.

Does that count?

100%.

Okay, cool.

I like that.

Okay, so here's another question.

We're going to get to Billy in a sec,

because he has a lot of questions.

But, like, so I'm no shock to you. I'm not, like, big into fitness, they may say.
So I'm not, like, super familiar with everything you've got going on. What do the critics say? Like, what do people who don't like Liver King say, and how do you respond to them? Because I honestly don't know, like, if some people are like, oh, this guy's full of shit for this reason, that reason.
Like, what do they say? Yeah. There's a few things I'll share back there.
Number one, this is the vocal minority, right? The overwhelming amount of primals are so excited, right? Because they recognize the opportunity to live a better life. So this is a vocal minority.
Number two, I don't know how they can hate on their own species so much, right? This is not really something I invented. Right.
These are our ancestors. These are your ancestors.
Right. And number three, you know, look at how desperately the world is hurting today.
What I would say back to the haters, the critics, the conventional thinkers is you had your fucking time. You had your chance.
It didn't fucking work. 80% of the population is struggling living paycheck to paycheck.
Right. We're a status seeking society.
think we're going to express our worth value and potential by going to buy shit at the mall hey look how valuable i am right so we're struggling paycheck to paycheck 80 70 overweight half are obese 50 on medication 40 have cancer or we'll get cancer 40 will get cancer or have cancer that's a big deal. One out of five kids this big is on a prescription medicine.

So what I have to say back to the haters, to the critics,

you had your fucking time.

You had your chance.

This is my time.

And by saying it's my time,

it's my time to bring back the ways of our early ancestors.

It costs virtually nothing.

You can start doing it today.

It'll change your life tomorrow, right?

Because there's kids out there, like my own kids,

that deserve a better shot at life.

I was doing Barbarian across the Brooklyn Bridge.

This guy Saul ran across, young guy.

It's a from Instagram. I'm the guy who lost 60 pounds because of you.
I stopped drinking alcohol. I've reconnected with the outside world with confidence for the first time since I can remember.
I got a primal named Kat that couldn't have kids. She adopted the ancestral lifestyle.
After two years of infertility treatment, she birthed a child. This other guy, Ben, this other primal Ben, had an HSCRP over 100, hospitalized, bleeding out of his ass with intractable Crohn's disease.
Adopted the ancestral lifestyle. He's fucking kicking ass in life and running companies.
This is what I have to say. I'm done.
This is what I have to say to the haters and the critics. So I guess my my only uh response would be like is there a because i what you're saying actually there are pieces to it that i agree with there's a lot of and i'm i'm part of the problem i sit on my ass all the time like we as a world need to probably be outside more do more activities like tv and all that shit and video games has kind of taken away like we pft and i always joke we're both 37 like we we didn't have full video games cell phones tvs when we were like you know seven years old and that helped us because like we went out and played you know what i mean i don't know i have two kids i don't know what the fuck they're gonna do when they're when they're seven years old and there's video games all these things halfway, right? Because you can't have, not everyone can go full primal.
This whole thing is on a continuum. Okay.
I'm still getting better, right? If I'm the same piece of shit next year that I am today, I'm a catastrophic failure, right? Growth is the way of life. Progression is the way of life, right? Additional responsibility, progress is happiness, right? So start somewhere.
Start with liver. This is going to give you more energy.
This is the currency of life. This is going to give you the drive to take massive fucking action to dominate in life.
Start with liver. Learn.
Can I have the pills, though? I mean, I didn't hate to eat. You can have the fucking pills.
You can have the whole beast, right? Listen, there's a company called Ancestral Supplements. There's a company called Heart and Soil Supplements.
The fittest supplements. These are my companies, by the way.
I like how you did that way um there's a company there's a podcast called pardon my take and all i care about is this right there's a continuum i say go on a hunt when you have that connection with the land when you can go out and and walk and stalk for 15 miles and you're stalking an animal and you learn about to read the wind when you learn to read the land there's no video game that does this for you this this is why hunters love to fucking hunt if you can go on a hunt go on a hunt if you can't do that go to a farmer's market go to your butcher go to the grocery store if you're not going to do any of that i got a fucking easy option for you i got something you don't have to taste i got a pill for you right um this is the lone hanging fruit because you got to get this nourishment in your diet i'm telling you this is going to give you. It's going to set you off on a different trajectory.
Start lifting heavy shit after that. This whole thing is on a continuum.
You're not going to go from playing video games, watching TV, being a complete subprimal to being a full fucking primal barbarian fucking king. This whole thing lives on a continuum.
As long as you commit to the growth mindset, tune into my stories, man. If you tune into my stories, you're going to get this sort of message message every day there's a liver king philosophy and it's about just making progress not perfection but progress and along the way you're gonna say holy fucking shit i didn't know a life like this was possible let me tell you that this this story how primitive culture tribes live they're the happiest people you'll ever meet they got no material no video games no material possessions.
They football they have nfl they got they no yeah so so imagine imagine having what they have but also having football okay okay now i'm in right yeah and so good sell so let me tell you we're on a hunt with the macha ganga tribe they go to shoot a monkey the arrow comes back down and it's the broad side of it strikes my camera guy in the side. Doesn't pierce him, but hits him, right? Close fucking call.
They laugh their asses off. This is the funniest thing they've seen all day, right? The electricity, the chemistry, the culture that these guys have, the fulfillment that they have, no material possessions, right? And they're loving life.
So they got something figured out. By default, they're living all nine ancestral tenants.
Bring football into that.

Football is almost as primal.

It's the 10th tenant.

I'm with that.

So the 10th tenant is actually whatever the fuck I want it to be that fits the narrative for the moment.

But more importantly, what people need to realize is sport and football, the bigger the consequence, the more primal it is. This is a primal expression, a true authentic expression of who we fucking have always been and who we are football is almost as primal as it fucking gets for good reason right so yes football okay good i'm in uh so i had one last question before billy jumps in uh how much blood do you drink oh good question a lot every time i go out to liverking ranch uh we harvest some blood but you don't live there uh i I have a couple of ranches.
Okay, alright. Where do you live? Liver King...
Is that... I like the branding.
The branding is incredible. Do you have a castle? Yeah.
Liver King Castle and then Liver King Ranch. Like I said, you're great at branding.
So I call it Liver King Cave. We live on the lake on 28th.
Nice, I like that. 35 minutes north, we got Liver King Ranch.
Okay, I'll tell you what. I'll adapt some of these ancestral tenants.
If you meet me halfway, because I feel like you would really love adopting some of our tenants and experiencing some of the joys that we get from our lifestyle. If you go to Cinnabon once a month or something like that, go to a mall, hit the food court for a second.
I'm down. Let me tell you why I'm you why i'm down ancestral tenant forest shield right if you've built a more biologically robust being and you want some fucking poison have some fucking poison i have poison every saturday i poison myself for every saturday that cheat day so so um i don't even call it a cheat day right this is called deep poison and you know what i deepen the bond with whoever the fuck i'm with right it expands of my living.
I never shrink back to the original side. The benefits far exceed the consequences.
I'm down. Let's fucking go to whatever that place is.
You said I'm happy that that came up because I think a lot of times when it comes to, you know, influencers, fitness people online, a lot of it is like you can't you can't have every day be like, you know, I'm lifting all these i'm eating perfect you know what i mean yeah there's got to be honesty there i appreciate that like there is a poison and the message is go earn that shit right because when you earn that shit in life when you've completed a real rite of passage it feels good you're right you're absolutely right when you like work out really hard and then you have a good meal it feels good yeah so what's poison for you what is poison yeah what do you poison yeah What's poison day look like alcohol and mushrooms? Oh, yeah, okay Yeah, that's the 11th lifestyle right there I'll spend 10 hours with liver queen at the top of our fucking mountain and there's nothing better you have a mountain Well, I cut it's a metaphorical amount Okay I mean your life is wild. So like I don't know when you say you have a mountain.
I'm like, oh, he's got a fucking mountain. But listen, I'm with a messiah.
They're drinking blood. I had never had blood before.
Right. If I'm with a messiah, I drink blood.
If I'm with you, I'll do what you do. Because an ancestral 10 and 8 is bond.
Right. I'm going to bond with you guys.
I'm going to bond with these guys. I like that.
The benefits far eclipse any of the cons. Yeah.
I'm down. You adopt some.
Let's meet each other halfway. I like that.
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find all one bars at a retailer near you or on amazon.com you've got tons of questions so i'm sure they're all great i love you love your stuff love all the tenants uh i want to get into a couple of the other tenants but first uh we had on the show a couple weeks ago john sally who's a very outspoken vegan, and he was very critical of any sort of carnivorous consumption against meat, saying that meat eaters are scavengers and they're rotting flesh. Yes.
And I want to see your sort of the flip side to that argument of why just solely a plant-based diet is detrimental and doesn't live up to your true primal ancestral self. First of all, was he wearing a shirt? No.
How did he look? No, he was wearing a shirt. I mean, he's in very good shape for his age, and he also has, Billy's, he's got multiple NBA championship rings.
And how long were you playing? Did he play for the Pistons? Yes. I know who he is.
I grew up in the 80s. Bulls played for all over the place.
So how long has he been vegan? I think a good 30 years. No way.
You didn't ask him, did you? No, he said about 20 years. Because he said that the last time he ate meat was when his wife was pregnant with his kid who I think was like late teens, 20s.
He would probably still be playing in the NBA if he wasn't big. Well, he's like 60.
This is my counter. This is my counter.
The name is Liver King because liver is king. If you want to be an alpha organism kicking ass in fucking life, do what other alpha organisms do.
The ultimate predator of the ocean is a killer whale. You know what they fucking rip open? Great white sharks.
They rip open great white sharks and they go for the liver first, right? If you look at a pack of lions, where do they go for first? The liver. Modern day primitive culture tribes, they go for the liver first.
So all I'm saying, this is pretty fucking simple. If you want to be an alpha organism kicking ass in life, do what other alpha organisms do, right? Now, if you're a vegan kicking ass in life, go fucking be a vegan, go kick ass in life.
But how much you want to bet those vegans have to supplement with things, right? They got to get real vitamin A, not the carotenoids. They got to get real retinol, preformed vitamin A, or they're going to be deficient.
They need to get choline. They need to get riboflavin.
They got to get vitamin B12, all this stuff that really only comes in animal foods, right? So I have no problem with vegans, right? If you're kicking ass in life and you're vegan, go fucking kick ass in life. But I'll tell you right now, very few of them are kicking ass in life.
And many of them will come into my ecosystem. You can, hey, you can still call yourself a vegan if you want, right? And they ask for help supplementing.
And so that's what I would say back is you can look back since the inception of our being. Yes, we were scavengers, right? We would wait for the coast to be clear the alpha predators would do their thing right then we'd have a skeleton and then we would go and we would harvest the craniums and the femur bones and we learned with percussion technology how to crack that shit open we would take out the brains we would take this is what made us fucking human in the first place right we were scavengers we were we were meant to eat rotting fucking meat and and and today you know for for some movement unbeknownst to me right i mean people moral issues ethical issues if you got a real ethical issue with it um i can get behind that right because you give a shit we need more people that fucking give a shit so for that reason i i think he's an alpha right but but for the reason that history is not on your side right and for the for vegans that are kicking ass in life, I'm like, how much fucking better could you be if you were carnivorous? You don't even have to be carnivorous.
It's like vegans are so close. They just need to switch to a diet of all meat, and then they'll be perfect.
Yeah, they have the discipline that you need. They just have to flip it.
Yeah, I love it. And this is what people don't realize.
Most vegans have taken this stance to go live a better life. Most people aren't doing shit.
So vegan, we're both on the same trajectory. Hey, we want to live a better life.
And we know that health is where it's at. So tip of the fucking hat to guys like that.
But I think it's dangerous, and I think that that danger needs correction. We don't need science to bear this out, even though science does.
I've got a dumb question, Liver King. Why do do we want to be alphas isn't it easier sometimes to just be a beta to like fly under the radar not make too much noise yeah go about your day like there's a lot of really really happy betas out there uh i i would um i'll push back i challenge that i don't think they're that happy i mean billy's pretty happy happy.
You know, I would say, Billy, how much you bench?

Good question.

Around $2.85.

$2.85.

I think $2.55.

$2.85.

Same as me.

He's a happy guy, though.

He comes in and he does his job and he's happy.

And he's a beta.

That's a compliment.

Billy, do you absolutely love your job?

I do.

And what about the home life you go home to?

What's at home?

A dog and a hedgehog and a man named Ben Mintz. lives next door.
His life partner. Well, let me say this.
You might be the exception, but what I know is this. You're the exception.
You're the only beta that's happy in this world. You're probably alpha beta, right? We're all meant for more in life.
Oh, I like alpha beta. I like the sound of that.
Yeah, you're just a stronger level of beta. Is there such a thing as alpha beta? We just invented it.
Nice. I like that.
I think that's what people should aspire to. Really what you're asking people to do is like, obviously nobody's going to become liver king.
We're not going to get into your body. We're not going to be able to adopt a full raw liver lifestyle, but we can make small steps to make ourselves a little bit better, and then we're the alpha betas.
Right. That's what it's all about.
Once again, it's all about progress, right? Tony Robbins said this. Happiness is one word.
This is fucking progress, right? And not everybody starts as an alpha king. By the way, if we do takeies again, can we have a new category, the alpha king? Yeah.
And it may be just athletes from like King Sports Organization. We do takeies every year?

LA Kings, Sacramento Kings.

Anyone with the last name King?

Matthew Del Vadova.

There we go.

And here's the thing.

I will sponsor that section.

That segment, I'll sponsor.

$50,000 is a going rate.

$50,000?

Yeah.

That's what the article said the other day, the New York Times article.

For every takey?

No, it was like there was an article that people are paying to come on podcasts.

Actually, people will probably accuse you of paying us to come on this podcast. We, for the record, wanted you on.
But yeah, there's a whole handful of cash. There's a whole industry of like people paying to to appear on other people's podcast.
Yeah, this is ridiculous. All these ridiculous accusations.
People say I take PEDs. People say I have ab implants.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Can we be honest?

Like, you definitely take PEDs.

You know what?

Fuck it.

I'm going to be honest.

I'll be honest.

Here we go.

I take PEDs.

Yeah?

I prioritize, execute, and dominate every fucking morning.

Every morning.

I take PEDs.

I pray every day.

So we both fucking take PEDs?

Here we go.

The whole world should take PEDs.

I take PEDs.

I'm on Winstraw.

Don't know a whole lot about that.

But people say the same thing.

I'm goingEDs. I'm on Winstraw.
Don't know a whole lot about that. But people say the same thing.
I got ab implants, right? Or ab etching. I got him.
You can get ab implants? That's definitely what Hank's- I don't know about this. Hank's got to get his six-pack.
I'll pay for Hank's surgery. Our other producer, who's not here right now because he's now a suit and he hates his life.
He's actually the true beta. Like when you say the 9 to 5 guy who goes and hates his life, that's who you're talking about, Hank? He's convinced he can get a six pack.
I think I'm going to pay for his ab implants. I'm looking at ab implants right now.
They look pretty good. I might have to get it.
Wait, the third image result on ab implants is you. This is good.
I love it. I love it, right? And then after that it was hey he has hair implants right because let's see it let's see the hair because when i first went on social media i was always wearing a hat right right and then and then sometimes i don't wear a hat and people like hey you know you were bald because you're taking peds and then you got hair so the accusations will always come i want to set the record straight in 2018 i went to signaport and I got gene editing done.
I modified my myostatin gene, and this is actually the truth. I was the first human to ever do it.
It's always been fairly really done. Are you serious? This is how these funny accusations- Oh, wait.
Are you serious or no? I'm completely fucking around, guys. Because what you did there is you made a joke, but we don't know what you're talking about except Billy.
When you you said that i was like what does that mean and billy was super excited this is crisper right yeah and and and so uh again the ancestral tenant right now is have a little fucking fun yeah right let these accusations fly you know what you gave me 100k i gave you 100k right you did you know and then hopefully you i'm gonna pay for the ab implants for hank that's right when hank has a six-pack it's like liver king did that and then i get a free pass on the Alpha. Yeah, right.
You did. You know, and then hopefully you- I'm going to pay for the ab implants for Hank.
That's right. That's right.
When Hank has a six pack, it's like Liver King did that. And then I get a free pass on the Alpha King segment.
Yes. And again, there's no bias going into this, but how much you want to bet I win the first year? Yeah.
Yeah. Wait, wait.
It would be good. Do you want to sponsor Hank's body? Yeah, you should.
What's going on with that? He's, he's so like, all right, we're in various states. PFT works out.
I try to, I play basketball. He works at, Billy works out.
Hank says he's going to get a six pack. Not really.
We're all like, you right, we're in various states. PFT works out.
I play basketball. Billy works out.
Hank says he's going to get a six-pack. Not really.
We're all, like, you know, we're trying to be our primal self sometimes. But Hank is like, yeah, I'm going to get a six-pack.
He's been saying it for years, and he hasn't even come close. What's he doing to get the six-pack? Hank just moved in a block away from me.
He was there, like, right right after the show last night if we get him on the liver king diet supplements and then i'll get him work out i actually think anything manly is going to increase your testosterone but let me say you know i'm joking about that the reality of it is all nine ancestral tenants um signal something epigenetically so that we can express a higher more dominant form right you sleep like shit're going to tank your hormones, your testosterone's in half. If you eat like shit, you're going to tank your testosterone.
If you move like shit, you're going to tank your testosterone. The fourth ancestral tenon is shield.
If you keep your cell phone next to your dick and balls, if you wear petrochemical clothing, if you wear xenoestrogen laden perfumes... This is where I get a little lost.
I'm just saying. I'm going to say what that means.
It's wearing synthetic clothes. If you wear non-native stuff, perfumes, deodorants, shit that's not fucking native, you're going to tank your testosterone, your estrogen goes up, you have less muscle, more fat.
You want to rock a fucking six-pack virtually effortlessly, nine ancestral tenants are going to get you there. Again, people are like, hey, what's the easiest, fastest way to get a six-pack? And I start like why has it got to be easy right what why has it got to be you know what it it's hard but it's almost effortless if you're doing the nine ancestral tenants and then when you've earned it what in life do you have that you really value that was just given to you that you haven't earned right and now you can express real status real worth real real worth, real potential.
You want to fucking rock, you know, without a tarp all the time. Hey, this is who I am, right? I'm better than you.
Who's the alpha in the fucking room? Let's look around, right? And the real alpha is not the guy that expresses his highest and most dominant form physically, right? It's the real fucking king that can create and shape the exact life that he wants to live in. When you understand that process and you can do that socially, emotionally, a fucking entrepreneur you can say i'm gonna go start a new business it's gonna be a hundred million dollar a year fucking business right i'm i want to do this thing with this relationship right that's what that's what the most dangerous man in the room does right it's not it's not the strongest guy in the room right think hey we're gonna go fucking fight right and that's gonna make me alpha because i'm gonna kick your ass but what if you get subdued? Billy does think that.
He's young, though. Like when you're 23, you're like, if I'm the toughest, I'm the alpha.
It's like, no, you got to have the confidence is usually the alpha. Well, what it really boils down to is most younger guys, they want to fight.
They think that's alpha, right? A real king is fighting for that guy. A real king unites.
So we are the real advocating billy yeah employed yeah you guys are the real fucking yeah we're giving this young buck guidance yeah every day they're like we got to get rid of billy we're like no we're not getting rid of him so we're the real king billy we want we want you to grow strong into the role that we have now we're showing you the way i'm a king by this is totally aside uh it would be really funny if you had the beard because you had like a really fat double chin. Oh, I don't know.
I just thought of that. Like if you were because you were talking about your hair and everything.
Yeah. Liver King actually has like a sick double chin and his face is fat.
That's why people ask me. This is probably a top 10 question.
I don't know if that's one of your questions. What's the fucking deal with the beard? Right.
And I start laughing. start laughing i'm like what's the deal with my beard what's the deal with you a man paying another man to buy his disposable razor blades his shaving cream his aftershave all so he can look less like his fucking wild self he was born to be yeah you want to look more like your wife that's what people are saying when they shave right hey you said it right you said it but here's the thing i got a fucking do, right? And so to do my job, I got to be my most authentic fucking self, right? People also accuse me of shaving my chest.
They're like, hey, you don't shave your beard, but I don't fucking shave my chest. I don't shave shit, right? Once a year, I fucking give the face a trim.
My wife does with a machete, by the way. We got a video on it.
But that's the thing, man. You got to really trust her if she's got a machete to your neck yeah man yeah i do that also keeps you in line throughout the year knowing like hey machete if i step out she's got the machete that's right you know and queens do this off with a fucking head hey man you you betray my family right i'm a real fucking nice guy like a king like i always say this you know whatever you say to me they're just words right there's something audible it's energy it's a vibration going into my eardrum my brain has to assign meaning to it you i'm bulletproof you can't fucking insult me my wife on the other hand right you say something you do something it's off with a fucking head yeah it's off with a fucking head loyalty above all i won't say what billy said about the liver queen before this but hey let's talk, you know, I will sponsor Hank's body, his fucking body I'll help him out because here's the thing, most people are putting forth this effort and they're just spinning their fucking wheels and there's a better way to fucking do it.
Hank wants to do it, he wants to have a six pack and I think with your guidance he can get one. I i was talking to another employee that we have here uncle chaps i'm not sure if you're familiar with him he actually put me on to you a long time ago he's been he's a big fan he's a primal for sure and uh he wanted me to ask you what your favorite testicle was because i know that you eat a lot of testicles which one tastes the best actually if you could rank them we have a scale here it's the ball scale so it's ranked one through five if you could rank each testicle on the ball scale of one to five each testicle yeah wow um you know what half the animals testicles that i've eaten i don't even know what kind of animal they are you just know they're nuts and you're like let's do it that's right and i'll tell you some are way better than others i know you guys are going to think this might sound a certain way, right? But some are really delicious and creamy.
Pause. Some of them, what'd you say? Pause.
Some of them are really chewy. I mean, it just depends.
The kind I eat virtually every day is just a cow testicle, a bull testicle. Yeah.
Right? That's the kind I have every day. But when we go on a hunt, of course, one of the first things we do is we eat the testicle and and some of them i mean they're really different right but i'll say on a scale one through ten or one through five testicles don't taste great yeah they don't fucking taste okay i like that honesty because like that's where that's where i'm liking you liver king because you're actually being on like if you came in here and you're like testicles are better than a cheeseburger i'd be like dude what are you talking about fucking bacon cheeseburger.
Okay, all right, so then we can meet. We're meeting halfway.
All right, so Billy, you got more questions? Fire away. So all of your nose-to-tail products come from cattle on your ranch.
Is that correct? No. Oh, okay.
Did that ruin the question? Is that a question? No, I'm just wondering. I'm just wondering, are the cows you use organic? Oh, so number one, they're beyond organic.
Most of the cows that we harvest, the organs, nose to tail, from New Zealand. It's a standard.
The animal husbandry in New Zealand is incredible. It's pristine.
They can't afford to not grass feed them. It's just the way it's always been.
So that's where almost all of the organs and glands come from or from New Zealand. We're right now establishing a domestic supply chain that will all be the equivalent of organic, which you would consider organic.
Next question, getting on your ancestral tent regarding sleep and especially, I know you have certain sleep sanitation where you have a certain mattress, your whole room is a certain way. Could you expand more on that and how that could benefit someone who works in a very, you know, internet company? So the separation of trying to get that good deep sleep.
Yeah, I'll try to make this as basic as possible. So Ancestral Tenant Force Shield, right? We don't keep the cell phone next to our dick and balls, right? You don't even allow our cell phones or anyone to bring a cell phone in the cave, period.

But this is not practical for people, right?

I mean, you guys probably have Wi-Fi.

You probably have your cell phones.

You probably have EMFs and radio signals and you fucking name it all around us.

So you need to be in the most pristine environment when you sleep.

This is when you reset, recover, re-fucking load, right?

When you're sleeping.

This is the most important place.

You need a pristine environment. So we sleep on wooden wooden plank beds right our we have a 100% wool mattress that might be about that thick right this is similar to what primitive culture tribes do not mattresses but bushes and shit like that um we have shielding paint on the wall so no signals can come in or out brian hoyer of shielded hearing he's the he's the expert in this he's a building biologist we had in and say, how do we make this perfect sleep environment? Because when you have no EMFs coming in, when you have no electricity in the walls, we shut off all the electricity at night.
There's no cell phones in there. Cell phones can't communicate in or out when you're in the room.
We sleep on these wooden plank beds. You've never known restorative deep sleep until you've come or slept in a real fucking cave, right, out out in nature or come to my house.
And you'll be like, holy shit. This is how I'm supposed to feel.
And just remember sleep is number one on the hierarchy of health. But I say eat liver.
Start with that. Right.
This is the easiest thing to do. I start telling people about sleep.
They're like, oh, my God, I got to sleep on the ground. I got to do this stuff with, you know, what you can at least start with is put your fucking phone in airplane mode you don't need that shit when you're sleeping right unplug your your wi-fi at night you don't need that shit when you're sleeping right and and the last thing i'll say about your sleep is at least move your head away from the electrical outlets these are basic things you don't need any instruments to do that and if you get deeper more restorative sleep everything gets better now you've eaten a lot of different animals

uh organ meats would you ever consider eating any human organ meats if it was totally legal and just to see if it had any advantages you guys are going to be so mad about this we we all just had human liver you're a liar right now you just fucking had human liver We're all cannibals.

I'm fine with that.

You're fine with it.

Wait, who's liver was it?

Fucking badass.

Was it organic? Was it humanely harvested? Yeah, all of that. I don't want to be a cannibal by choice, but if you trick me into being a cannibal, I have no problem.
That's pretty cool. Yeah, that's pretty cool.
I was like, yeah, I'm a cannibal. Was it tested for monkeypox? Somebody just told me about that.
The liver was from Leverking Ranch or from White Oak Pastures, one of the two. And so would I eat a human liver? You know what? If I needed to, I would.
I would have no reservation of eating a human. But is that going to be a choice? Of course not.
Yeah, yeah. Let's not eat human liver.
We don't have to. At what point do you think you'd get to a place in life where you'd need to eat human liver? When I can't get liver from something else like if you can't get any other liver if all of your liver supplies have run dry then you would you would hunt a man yeah this people ask me all the time hey what's your greatest fear what are you afraid of like i'm not fucking afraid of shit right but maybe two things number one running out of room on the dudlift bar right i'm afraid of that same and then number two running out of liver right and and if all the animals have been hunted and I can't fucking hunt an animal, it's been, let's say, a month and I need my liver, I got no problem taking a liver from a human.
Well, what about after you die? Do you want somebody to eat your liver? This would be an honor. Yeah.
This would be an honor. I mean, my family knows when I fucking go, you don't put me in a casket or any shit like that.
You me on the fucking earth all right and this is why we need to be gentle and kind to our fucking enemies right because your enemy is going to die they're going to become the earth the animals are going to come eat your enemy and then you're going to eat that animal right yes of course i want to share my lover right we owe it to ourselves and our future to express our and like what do you want you want to fucking wrap up up all those ingredients in a coffin and not let that stuff become the earth?

Yes.

I wonder a lot,

like when you're driving past a graveyard,

especially here in New York City,

it's just jam-packed with headstones, right?

They're running out of...

There's like no more room to put bodies in New York.

Bedminster.

Yeah, that's true.

That's true.

Yeah.

How many...

Yeah, if he develops another 18 holes,

then I think that we can get a couple hundred people there. But we're running out of room for people to go underground in a lot of places, right? You can't just go out and buy a set of land and make that a new cemetery.
It doesn't work that way. So what are we going to do? We can just keep burning people up or we can give back.
And so you're saying you like, you want raccoons and like a bear to come up and eat your body after you die. 100%.
You know, or let my decompose become part of the earth let the scavengers come get me let the animals get me right and and let them inherit my strength right because if i've explored my consciousness if i progressed enough this kind of energy is going to progress in the animal we're gonna eat the animal everything's gonna be this is actually like a genius life insurance plan for your family too because i because I would imagine liver, liver kings liver would go for a pretty penny.

We've thought about doing some biopsies and putting it in a liver supplement.

Yeah, right.

Exactly.

Someone's going to pay.

It's like going to be like Kobe or Wagyu or Kobe beef.

Like, yeah, liver kings liver.

It's going to be like, you know, a thousand dollars an ounce.

At least.

Yeah.

We'll probably more.

Yeah.

I like that. Keep regrowing in a lab.
yeah because liver regenerates right yeah that's right actually a little business idea maybe get that biopsy start growing those liver cells in a lab start selling it together i'll give you one percent equity we'll get it right sounds good i mean it's like a sourdough culture right that's what that's people do when they make bread. They've got that one thing that they pass down.

We can make just like an entire strand of Liver King liver supplement lines. Okay, one percent equity over here.
Okay, good, good. Another question.
What are your thoughts on sunning? Sunning the perineum for vitamin D exposure and absorption? Yeah. What's the perineum? so there's this movement to get vitamin D

where people are sunning their assholes and perineums. Do you think that works in the primal lifestyle or what's your opinion on that? When you mention sun and asshole, I'm thinking subprimal.
But if you sun your balls, there is a study, it's an older study, I think it's from the 50s or 60s that shows that it does improve androgens, not necessarily testosterone, but some of the androgens either upstream or downstream from testosterone. I think it's pretty fucking primal.
Right. I mean, we didn't evolve essentially with clothes.
Right. Clothes are relatively new, I think, within the last hundred thousand years or so.
I think it's pretty primal to do. And again, there's a study that says that it's beneficial.
So sun your balls. Sun your balls.
Perfect. All right.
So I had one last question. I think Billy has a couple more, but mine was the Roback question, which is a clothing question.
So if you're going to wear clothes, which I will continue to wear clothes, I'm going to do some, I'm going to adopt some of the liver king tenants, but I'm not going to, I I'm still gonna wear a shirt. Rated T for team.

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But what's the one thing people can do to change their life? Very small thing they can do to change their life whether it be like in the gym or you know it's really easy sun and earth first of all you're going to get a roman chest plate six pack and how much you want to bet you're not going to be wearing a shirt i i i'll try okay all right i'll try you know what i'll try i'll try and the first thing i do every morning i do a good morning primals right i'm out here to stack the sun and the earth right these are free they free. They're accessible to everybody.
Even in New York fucking city, they are. Today, I didn't go to Central Park.
Today, I found a tree that's connected to the fucking earth. I touched the tree, right? And some people think this is hocus pocus shit.
Try it. Try it.
Once again, we evolved since our inception connected to the earth 24, 7, 365. We recently have disconnected.
Every cell in your body is electrical in nature. The has a slightly negative charge right there's something here so you're asking what what's a low-hanging fruit besides liver yeah is get sun every day get a little bit of earth every day and 10 minutes is better than two you know just get a little bit of that yep and then i would say one of the most important things i always talk about is go lift heavy shit, right? Learn the barbarian, train the barbarian, complete the barbarian.

This is next level stuff.

What's the barbarian?

The barbarian is a rite of passage that I invented, right?

It's a one-mile workout where the barbarian is 70-pound kettlebells.

It's 120 pounds on top of a sled.

It's 70 pounds in a backpack, 20-pound ankle weights.

You go for one mile.

And most people do this, right?

And most people are like, there's no way I can do this, right? And sometimes it can take several hours. Sometimes a lot of people won't complete it.
But when you complete it, the reason why this is so important is because you complete the barbarian and you know strength. And what I mean by strength is not physical strength, right? It's the process that got you to accomplish something that you thought was otherwise impossible, right? It's active suffering, active struggling.
It focus this this you point that to anything right you just completed barbarian now you've cracked the fucking code you can point that to anything in your life and you can achieve right you can own every outcome in your life so that this is the easiest thing again start with liver sun in the earth learn barbarian train barbarian and you're on your fucking okay do you have any tenants that involve uh connecting with animals because animals are earth adjacent right they're more primal than we are yeah is it important to your lifestyle to have a connection with wild animal i got a domesticated one i got a pack of dobermans you know outside liver dogs they're liver dogs yeah they are um ancestral tenant aid again is bond right it's not just bond with our fellow man and our fellow sister right bonding the companionship with an animal is fucking badass right and the same thing you got in the wild and you see the cows out on liverking ranch and you realize these cows have families they have friends it changes things right when you go to take an animal you get involved with that part of the process the process. They make beds in the little forest that we have.
They'll make beds. And the way that they nurse, they're young.
I'm telling you, they have friends. And you go take that animal, it changes things.
You understand how connected you are. So bonding, I would say, transcends really just human bonding.
It's with animals, whether they're domesticated or wild. I always feel better when I connect an animal you know if you just get that good touch in it yeah you just pet your dog yeah if they look you in your eyes and you're like okay that thing sees me as i'm seeing it there's a connection there that makes me my day is always better after that you've got endorphins go up dopamine goes up you know how good it is for the animal too yeah or, if I'm in New York, I walk down the subway and there's a rat there.

I give it a little head nod. It squeaks at me.

Back in nature. Same type

of thing. I know you're kind of joking, but

that's pretty legit.

No, it's good to see, like, an animal and have the animal

see you. And the animal, like, especially

with a rat, this is kind of pathetic, but sometimes

if a rat sees me and it runs away,

I'm like, yeah, I'm the fucking alpha here.

Yeah, bitch, run away. Little victories.
Little victories All right, Billy, what else you got? Last question. What are your opinions on no fap? Should you jerk off? What is no fap? It's just like abstaining from jerking off.
Listen, what I'll say is this. People ask me relationship questions, sex questions all the time.
All I know is this, you owe it to yourself and you owe it to your complimentary opposite to express your highest and most dominant form. Because something happened along the way.
This is really important. So give me two minutes to bear this out.
Something happened along the way to say, hey, we can put our best foot forward and I'm gonna meet this person. Then I'm gonna get comfortable, gain 20 pounds, lose 20 pounds for the wedding and the honeymoon.
And then we're going to gain five pounds each every year in perpetuity. And then one day you wake up next to a fucking beast.
This is what happens, right? And you might say you love this person because you're being nice, but you don't lust this person. You don't.
They don't have any of the qualities that they had when you first met them. So you owe it to yourself to express your highest, most dominant form.

Your complimentary opposite will do the same.

Right?

And so I think it's really fucking important to do that.

You do that.

Imagine being in a relationship where you think that your queen is a 10.

Is this even a conversation about semen retention and jerking off?

No.

This is not even a conversation anymore.

Because you fucking go to bed with a 10.

This is the more important question. Oh.
Gotcha. Billy, do you really get it? Yeah.
Okay. That sounded like a, I'm going to run that through my Billy translator real quick.
He was like, okay, I get it. But like, I still want to know if I should jack off or not.
Here's what you do. Go create value in yourself.
I had a mentor do this to me when I was in San Francisco with a couple of, this is corporate Brian Johnson. These guys are gawking at this girl, and he almost backhands us.
His name is Jason Ritchie. I hope he's fucking listening.
And he goes, what the fuck are y'all doing? If they catch you gawking on them, if anyone else sees you, you guys look like fucking clowns, get into the gym, go read a book, make yourself better, right? If you go create real worth, value, and esteem in yourself, right? You make yourself a 10, right? The girls that you're going to attract, the one that you're going to marry is going to be a 10, right? She's going to be the hottest girl. I get to go to sleep every fucking night.
I get to have sex with the hot with a fucking 10, right? But you got to make yourself that 10. Start with creating real value, worth, and potential in yourself.
And again, this is not like some mystery, right? It's start eating liver. It's all nine ancestral tenants.
Start eating liver. Lift heavy shit.
Learn the barbarian. Train the barbarian.
Complete the barbarian. And you can become a king, a self-fucking-made king.
Awesome. I think that wraps it up.
Awesome. Well, thank you, Liver King.
This has been awesome. Appreciate it.
I'm going to maybe start eating some liver I actually liked it it wasn't that bad I'm going to adapt at least at least two of the tenants I'm going to move forward with those which two? the bond and football I'm going to work on bonding and then football I'm going to bond with my boys watching football I love it and because of you guys I think we've made an agreement here right you're agreeing to move forward with some of these tenants, I'm going to bond with my boys watching football. I love it.
And because of you guys, I think we've made an agreement here.

You're agreeing to move forward with some of these tenants.

I'm going to move forward with some of your tenants.

I'm going to watch some football.

I'm going to know a little bit more about this.

And when we do round two and we're sponsoring the most alpha king,

we're going to be able to catch up with one another.

If you guys don't mind, I at least just want to close.

These nine ancestral tenants, right? Again, people are living a life today of hurt and hate and suffer and struggle. And there's a life full of adventure and excitement to live, right? There's a simple, elegant solution.
It's called ancestral living. It costs virtually nothing.
It's a nine ancestral tenants, right? That's why this is my job to model, preach, and teach us that people no longer have to suffer. They can start doing this today.
It'll change their life tomorrow, right this is why I'm just so grateful that you guys had me on the podcast and I hope we're going to spot... We got to be continued here.
Yes, absolutely. You're welcome back.
I think this is a positive message that you're spinning. I got two barbarian axes that I'm going to give away to you guys today.
Oh, hell yeah. There's two of them.
Billy, which one did you think you were going to get? Mine or big cats?

Guys, I'm going to pick who gets these two barbarian axes.

And let me tell you what the barbarian axes represent.

The barbarian axes are tokens that you get to cash in one day.

And you say, Liver King, I got the fucking barbarian axe.

You can't reproduce this axe.

You'll see why when you get it.

And I'm going to have you come to Liver King Ranch, and you're going actually complete the Barbarian. Oh, hell yes.
There we go. Yeah, that was tough for Billy that he thought he was getting one of these.
I love these. I'm actually rewarding it to Billy and PFT.
Oh, that's fucked up. I know.
You know what? I'd like to give mine to Big Cat. Yeah, why didn't I not earn one? I would.
No, no, Big Cat. Here's the thing.
There's two, and that's such a nice thing that you're doing that you should get both of them now. Okay, yes.
That's good. You're going to get both of them, and then you can give them.
You can give it to anyone, but don't give it to Billy. He'll fucking kill us.
No, I get both of them because I proved that I was the one that would give mine away. It's like the Riddle of Solomon, right? It's kind of like my first class ticket that I gave it to him.
That's exactly what I was trying to do. I gave it to him yesterday.
I gave it to the troops. Yeah, I'm sitting coach.
This is what this is. Yeah.
A man needs to be a weapon, right? But a man needs to be a weapon of strength. A man needs to be a weapon of courage, but he also needs to be benevolent.
You just showed me how benevolent you are. You're going to get the two barbarian axes.
One day you're going to cash this in to come do barbarian, and I'm going to pay for everything. And it's going to be a rite of passage.
I'm going to give this to Batgirl. I'm going to give mine to Hank.
Is he here right now? I'm going to give it to the true alpha in the room, Jake Marsh. Jake Marsh deserves this, so can you give that to Jake? Here we go.
He is the true alpha in the room. He deserves it.
He hasn't even spoken in this podcast, but I don't know if you sense the energy, but that guy runs the whole thing. Well, you know.
Yeah. Yeah.
You guys just grateful as hell that you guys had me here. I know that this is part one and this will be to be continued.
Yes. So thank you again for having me on the podcast.
This was a fucking blast. Awesome.
Thank you so much, Liver thank you so much liver king appreciate it and i don't know if you're going to edit any of this but i need i always end the same way i say liver king out so you got to still be recording you can edit everything i just said right now yeah yeah liver king out the liver king was brought to you by part of my cheesesteak. It's a delivery and pickup only restaurant brand

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I just had a Chipotle cheesesteak for dinner.

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Same.

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Delicious.

Ultimate cheesesteak move.

I loved it.

Jake, what did you have for dinner tonight?

Jake, what did you have, honestly, for dinner tonight? A turkey wrap. You had a turkey wrap.
That's fine. Thank you for not lying, Jake.
I had a part of my cheesesteak. Big Cat had one.
Billy had one. Hank had one.
I had one. What kind did you have, Hank? I had a Chipotle one.
First time I had it, I enjoyed it more, I think, than the regular cheesesteak. Very good.
Very good. I love the regular cheesesteak.
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Yeah, I went buffalo chicken.

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This one comes from, let me find the tweet, comes from a listener who, I'm going to find it. It's a Skyam.
Skyam said super random, but a Mount Rushmore ways to subtly emasculate someone would have to include lighting another man's cigarette form. Great idea.
We're going to do the Mount Rushmore of ways to subtly emasculate another man who won on Friday. You did Hank.
Team Hank.

Team Hank.

Congrats.

Team memes.

Memes did it again.

Handily too.

Oh, really?

Handily?

Yeah.

Okay.

So decide the order.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Yeah.

Hank is subtly emasculating himself. completely is he's in his own head um you guys go oh yeah he totally emasculated himself I just power steered him to let us go first Hank bent the knee you, I just know you guys have bad answers.
Like, I'm not worried about you guys having good answers, so I don't have to worry about you stealing ours because you're not on the brain level that we're at in order to take ours. Cool.
Big Cat, do you want to go first? If you take our first one, then I will be extremely emasculated. No pressure.
I really... What do you want to go with first, first pft we got a lot of good ones here almost too many that's what i'm concerned about is too many good ones i mean do you want to do that one you can think yeah because i think he might okay calling someone buddy or pal buddying them total emasculation and you just drop the pal or the buddy just like okay buddy yeah it's just the worst and it's very like you can't really get mad because it is subtle enough but dropping a buddy or a pal like steven chay does it and it drives me absolutely insane.
What do you think about that one, bud? Yeah. You got a pick, pal?

Yeah, I... like Stephen Shea does it and it drives me absolutely insane.
What do you think about that one, bud? Yeah.

You got a pick, pal? Yeah, yeah. It's fine.
It's a fine pick. Oh, you don't like it? It's all right.
Okay, buddy. It's okay.
Okay, yeah. Whoa, you're going second? Yeah.
You never said it? Oh, we're going second. Okay.
Billy and Jake are going third. Good pick good pick pal thanks bud um steal like paying for the bill without even telling the people at the table that you're paying it so when when the waiter comes over he just hands you he's like all right you guys are all set yeah it's a power move good power move it's more of a power move but that's good it's a good one well it's emasculating if you're you know at if we're at we're at dinner and all of a sudden the waiter came over.
It's like you're all set. You guys would feel emasculated.
I'll just say right now, I'd like to get emasculated all the time if that's the case. If you get a free dinner, that's not the worst thing.
With a significant other's father, it usually becomes like a contest where you guys try to see who can get the card to the waiter more like earlier. Yeah.
Someone calls ahead. Yeah.
One time this girl, her dad actually talked to the host as we're being seated, gave the host his card before we even sat down. But again, at the end, like, yes, that is emasculating.
But at the end of the day, you have a free dinner. Yeah.
Which is fine. That's like a nice.
I felt like such a man. I will take getting emasculated for a free dinner.
Yeah. Like, that's cool.
Because you can spin it into being like, this dude just bought me dinner. And he was so scared I was going to buy it that he had to go through tricks.
Yes, exactly. Yep.
Good point. So, terrible pick, pal.
But good power move, bud. Mm-hmm.
Okay, go ahead, Billy and Jake. Our first pick that's happened to us on a via a guest a few months ago a strong grip handshake ah yep billy mitchell and we just we're like whoa yeah can i give you a tip on on how to counteract a strong grip handshake step in front right no that was what billy did but um billy mitchell that is but uh i learned this one when I was selling used cars right out of college because people come in and try to just grab the shit out of your hand to be like I'm the alpha in this situation if you can recognize that they're doing that intentionally and immediately just say to them whoa that's a really strong handshake you got there as they're doing it it makes them so embarrassed yeah because they're like oh shit I just got caught trying too hard or you could literally say like take it easy there pal yeah exactly yeah you've now just completely flipped the table whoa buddy you hurt my hand yeah hey buddy it's not a it's not an arm wrestling contest yeah the trick is though to acknowledge what's happening in real time and then you can sidestep it the more we use buddy and pal hank i think the more people are going to realize how emasculating that is wouldn't you agree pal no okay strong so hank has getting a free dinner as his first pick you guys have handshake which i like all right billy go ahead billy we're gonna go with uh pissing really hard at the urinal to make a sound that your streams a lot harder and more intense battle stream next to you yeah yeah especially if the dude next to you is like some pop singer

from england and he can't even pee yeah then you just totally alpha him that way you really pull

out like pissing like a racehorse next to a guy and they're like whoa there yeah okay that's a

good pick what about tapping your foot underneath a bathroom stall when you guys are both shitting

so that you know that your your stance is so wide no that's that's a that's a rabbit in danger move

Thank you. Okay.
That's a good pick. What about tapping your foot underneath a bathroom stall when you guys are both shitting so that you know that your stance is so wide? No, that's a rabbit in danger move.
Okay. That's what rabbits do.
Oh, okay. All right.
So, Hank, your team's second pick, we got to get in a free car from someone? We're going to go with- Making out. Telling someone that you were actually going to put them on the team and let them do kickoffs, though you already that's very funny very funny what's the backstory there hank uh pep hamilton pft was was was after the video that came out of him missing 100 field goals in colorado right after that he watched it and then decided resorting to lies decided to say like out of the blue like it was just kind of quiet he was like a very emasculating did you guys know that uh that Pep Hamilton told me I was going to be back on the XFL team and then COVID happened? And I was like, but didn't he cut you? I think Hank is so emasculated that he's lashing out right now.
He was like, no, he was going to put me back on the team, I swear. He emasculated you by being like, he did a good job, buddy.
He never buddied you back on the team. He never buddied me.
We were going to put you on the team when COVID happened, but also I cut you four months before COVID happened and played like seven games. Okay, none of those things are true.
It was kind of true. Hank's off in his own narrative world.
Hank's a little story corner over there where fiction happens. I'm going to put a sign behind you that says that.
Good pick. Okay.
PFT, we have two coming up. That one's going to be very relatable.
I think you'll get a ton of votes off that one. We have two coming up, PFT.
All right. I'm going to do the one that I replied to you.
Okay. You sent it to me initially, but I like that one.
Yeah, yeah. Helping a man off a boat.
Yes, big time. If you're, as a man, taking another man's hand to step off the boat because you can't get to where that man is without him helping you, that's super emasculating.
And it's like it really only happens in boats. You could have it getting out of, I don't know, like a big truck or something, but that that really doesn't happen it's boats because you have boat people and people who aren't on boats that often so when you're at a boat like if you have like someone driving the boat they'll be like oh let me help you off and it's just you can't there's nothing you can do there's nothing you can do it's a brutal brutal thing to have happen i'm i'm very stubborn in those.
I will just not take the hand, and I'll be like, you know what?

If I die, then I die.

Yep, yep.

All right, so good pick, everyone?

Yeah, good pick.

I saw a lot of nods, some thumbs up.

All right, our next pick is controlling the remote at someone else's home.

That is a big-time emasculation move.

Never let anyone else touch your own remote. But if, if you have like, what? Oh, you don't.
Oh, Hank doesn't like it. That's it.
Again, Hank's in his little story corner. If I go to your house right now and I sit down on your couch and I take the remote and I'm just fucking cruising.
If you don't fight me, you're a bitch. Yeah, that's a good one.
Thank you, Jake. You don't think so, Hank? No.
What would you even be doing? Why? I don't know. I don't think it really matters that much.
Absolutely. Definitely over holidays when you have family over, someone else tries to control the remote in your home.
No, no, no, no. Never.
Especially if they step up to it and they're super familiar with the patterns on the buttons. They know how to use all the different little features that you don't even know how to use.
Yep. They've got their favorite channel presets in your machine.
I won't even let my kids touch the remote. It's my house.
That's a fact. They actually touch them all the time.
Hank's just staring. Here's what Hank's doing right now.
He has zero counters to that. Yeah, no, he knows it's a good pick.
He's got the little smirk. He's doing his little Hank sm little Hank smirk Hank I said good pick with your last pick I know because you know it's true there was a lot of truth in what you said uh our next pick we're gonna go with I don't know I don't know the proper way to word this and you guys aren't gonna help me out we'll help you pal I'll help you yeah Billy I mean you this is definitely not a contentious one I'm a team member here.
I just want to read that. Yeah, that, no.
We'll help you, pal. I'll help you.
Yeah. Billy, I mean, you...
This is definitely not a contentious one. I'm a team member here.
I just want to reiterate that. Yeah, that girl will help you.
Is it the weight one? Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. Okay.
So if the person behind you needs to... is smaller than you, and you have to lower the weight on the machine for the person behind you.
Okay, that's a good pick. Yeah, like when I get up after Billy.
Yeah, or in my case, I'll be lifting weight, and then the person right after me puts on twice as much weight. Yes.
You get very subtly emagulated. Yes, because we were talking about weight stuff in our pregame powwow, I was saying having to help someone with a spot, but that's more straight up emasculation, but you're right.
That's a good one. I like that one.
Like when Billy couldn't get that up and he almost died. Yeah, that was pretty emasculating.
I also think you could do, I think, a variation of that, PFT, when we were talking earlier, is getting someone to ask you if you need a spot. Yeah, like unsolicited, somebody walking across the gym like, hey, you need a hand with that? Yeah, that's a brutal one.
But that's a good pick. Good pick.
Thank you. Yeah, you have two.
Okay, so our first one. One time when I was in high school, I was actually at a gym, and I was on the bench press, and I was very, very small when I was a sophomore in high school.
And this grandmother came over and corrected my form oh no she was straight up like 75 corrections she was she was 75 and she was like so you're not getting the full range of motion when you do this and you shouldn't try to worry about putting up as much weight you should take that weight and cut it in half and then just really work on your form yeah that's that's brutal i was like thanks nana okay go ahead our first one is saving another man's life or his wife and kid's life is that subtle that seems pretty serious saving i i kind of like firefighters i kind of want to agree with billy that like if a man saves your family's life instead of you but that's not that doesn't seem subtle i'm if're doing the subtle part of it, that doesn't seem super subtle. One time, this dude, I was at a boat link up, and one guy fell between two boats, and I saved his life, and now he's kind of my bitch.
Right, but that was... Was it subtle? I made it look really smooth.
Did you give him mouth-to-mouth? No, let it stick. I was only talking about it because you're right.
What you're talking about is correct. But the subtle part, I don't know.
Yeah. All right, it sticks.
That's fine. Or like Heimlich, like giving another man the Heimlich.
Again, that feels not like I think you'd remember if you were dying and someone saved your life. Okay, here's another pick no no that was fine i it can play i was just asking the subtle part uh you're out of the bar and you buy someone's girlfriend a drink yeah with him there yeah yeah like you're in a crew and that's a good one somewhere else and you just you buy like a round for yeah yeah yeah sorry you're dating a poor guy yeah yeah that's a good one billy do you want to stick with yours i'm not trying to i'm just saying the subtle part might not be there because like when pft and i were talking like we're just talking about the weight stuff he was saying it wasn't subtle if you have to go take the bench off rescue somebody yeah just straight up embarrassment so we took that off our list because of the subtle part but if you want to have the one that we took off our list okay i guess that's okay yeah well okay i'm allowed to change it yeah but yeah changing no you you don't you guys want me to change it because you know it'll win listen pal you can do whatever you want did you hear what we just said we we had i i when we were texting and deciding what to do one of the ones that i thought of was like having to take the bar off of someone's chest at the gym because they have too much weight on and pft correctly pointed out he's like that's not really subtle and i was like you're right i i've kind of feel like you guys are trying to emasculate me by making me change and then your next pick's gonna be making a person change their mind.
So we're not going to change. Billy's really talked himself into a vast web.
Or are you convincing me to make a bad pick? I know the term rent-free gets thrown around a lot, but I think it's safe to say me and Big Cat have not paid a rent check in months inside that head of yours. So what's your final answer here? We're going to go with changing.
What a bitch. He fucking changes his mind.
I didn't change my mind. Oh, yeah, you did.
Well, I just want to make fair with the game. It's not subtle.
No, go ahead. That was not the plan.
Go ahead. What's your pick? Fuck.

He really put himself in the corner.

Whatever.

Do you want me to do mine?

No, no.

Changing other man's tire.

Good pick.

Good pick.

Yeah, we had that on our list too.

Yes, that is a good pick.

I had that on the list.

Good pick.

I can't believe we made this guy.

Fucking pal.

I think maybe the best part was we gave him permission to let us change his mind. Yes, yes.
Fuck. That was a good pick.
Good pick. All right.
We're going to go with lighting another man's cigarette for him. Come on.
That was from the tweet. Did anyone else take it? No.
No, you can have it, but that's fine. So should we make a different column for this guy? Yeah, probably.
Yeah, it's very unoriginal. Well, no, just Hank is acquiring more people on his team.
Yeah. No, I mean, I guess I didn't realize there was stipulations.
No, you can do it. You know, you're right.
I assumed that no one was going to pick that because that was the reference point. Well, then I would say that I just subtly emasculated you by doing something when you assumed it wasn't going to happen.

Okay.

All right.

So, yeah.

So, put him on the team.

He's on their team.

Sky Yams.

Yeah, so you have five people on your team now?

Six?

How many people do you need?

We'll get you some more.

I mean, you guys are the ones that couldn't fucking handle doing solo teams this year.

So, you're the ones that need teams in the first place.

Do you want to do that as well? Hank's mad. the first place hank's mad which one the last one you said last one i sent yeah okay so the last one that we've got pft got fucking salty and my second pick i'm not i'm literally not so there's nothing more irritating actually than like being told that you're mad about something that you're not and then then your whole little world around you is people are like, look how mad you are.
Look how mad you are when you're not actually mad. So therefore, our last pick is telling someone that they're mad.
Yes. Yes.
It's very emasculating. Hank's mad right now.
Just be like, you can't control your emotions. You're mad.
Hank's an angry little ball of hate right now. Oh, man.
That was a good Mount Rush for. What did we miss? Anything else we missed? I was trying to think of, like, Jake Marsh ones, but I feel like those are just straight-up emasculations.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
I wrote down a few, and I was like, nope, that was just actually emasculating. Nope, that was actually emasculating.
Nope, that was actually emasculating. There's no subtlety to his game.
Giving directions to another man who's lost. Like a guy asked for directions and you know exactly where he has to go.
Yep. Directing traffic.
What do you mean? That was one that I... You're in a parking garage and you...
Oh, helping another person park. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. That's a good one.
You're like, wait, don't go anywhere. So you're just getting out.
Hank should have picked that one instead that one instead Traffic call Billy didn't like that one Patting someone On the top of the head I thought you were Literally like A police officer Directing traffic That's a good one Helping someone park Is a great Big miss On all of our parts Yeah I had Giving your seat To a lady In front of another man Who's also sitting That's a great way Because that guy Is thinking to himself The entire time Wow I, I'm a piece of shit. And the lady is thinking, wow, this guy's a piece of shit.
I like the guy that gave me a seat. Yep.
That's a big one. Paying another man's salary.
Being a boss? Yeah. Owning a company? Emasculates the person who gets the salary.
Oh, okay. So having your salary paid by someone else.
You're basically fin-doming a dude.

Yeah, fin-doming.

Okay.

Who pays your salary, Billy?

You guys?

Yeah, that's right, pal.

Calling a small person big guy or calling a big person slim.

I feel like the big guy is kind of similar to your first pick.

Yeah.

Same kind.

Yeah, a little bit.

I had also driving another man's car while he's in it.

Just being like, you know what?

Let me drive.

I know the road's better or something.

Unless they've had a few too many and they're being responsible yes yeah yes uh a waiter who memorizes the order yeah that's a good power one i just thought that and then somebody asked the waiter like are you gonna write this if they get it wrong, that's not the risk. If they get it wrong, then it's completely the opposite.
But yeah, they get it right because everyone always doubts the waiters that do that. Let's see.
Oh, helping another man get his luggage out of the top compartment on the airplane. Just having to jump on the seat to get your luggage out of the doing any chore for another man in their own house i would not say that fixing stuff in someone else's house yeah like uh plowing or shoveling someone else's driveway without them asking for in the first place or like trimming their weeds in the front yard if you have your weed whacker out not asking him taking care of it for him it's like it's a subtle implication that you're not able to provide for your own lawn along those same lines if you go into somebody's house and you see a full trash can and you don't even throw anything away but you notice that it's full and you bag it up and take out their trash for them implying they keep a dirty house is another masculine one yep what else we got Hank you got others? You seem like you get emasculated a lot.
Yeah, but not subtly. Oh, this one.
Let's debate this one. I thought having another man hold an umbrella for you, you're emasculating him.
Like a super rich guy. Yeah.
Like has umbrella holders.

Yeah.

Wimbledon.

They have the ball boys.

Right.

Right.

Because, you know, it's you're walking around like a boss and you just have like bodyguards.

Getting another man, getting someone else to bring you drinks like a water boy type dynamic.

Mm hmm.

Oh, I like that.

That's good.

Coffee. Yeah.
Asking someone to get coffee. You got upset about that for like six months when I asked you to get coffee.
Billy's like, you didn't even drink it. I'm trying to fuck with me.
I don't know if you heard, but I don't bring coffee no more. Yeah.
Yeah. We have.
Yeah. Shining another man's shoes.
Yeah. Shining a man's shoes.
This is just a little trick that a friend taught me a couple years ago. And you can do it once and and it's fun to do once.
But if you're in a car and you're in the backseat, you tell the driver of the car that they put their child lock on so you can't get out, and it makes them, after they park their car, get out and then open the door for you to get out like they're a chauffeur. Just a fun little trick to do to the guys.
Yeah. What else? Any others? That was a good Mount Rushmore.
It might have broken up the podcast, but it was a good Mount Rushmore. No, Hank's just mad, and that's okay.
Ripping another man's pants off. Some of the things he said were true, but he is mad.
Why would I be mad? You're mad about that. You're mad because we buddied and paled you.
And also because your first pick was trash.

You're like, I just like getting free food.

Yeah, that wasn't my pick, so that's all right. I can live with that.

Oh, here it is.

Was that memes?

Terrible coach.

No, it was me, but I stand by it.

I think that it's a mess.

Me too.

Yeah.

I think memes could get a fool.

I guess it was more to the point that you guys saying that I don't care that you guys

didn't like that pick.

It doesn't make me upset.

No, you're not mad. Definitely not.
So which pick, mass pickers, which pick was yours? The second one was definitely mine. Which is what? It was when Coach Pep Hamilton told PFT seven months after the fact that he actually was going to put him on the team for kickoffs.
Yeah. But then COVID happened, even though four months before COVID happened, he cut PFT, and then they had like 17 games where he could have done what he said he was going to do, and then three years later said, I was actually going to put you on the team.
I think there were four games. I think there were four.
Tomatoes. That's almost 17.
Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. That one was my pick.
Okay. Good pick, Hank.
Okay. Okay.
Listening to another man's podcast. Huge emasculation.
Okay. Sure.
Now everyone's going to turn this off. I think it's actually the coolest thing you can do, listening to another man's podcast.
Yeah. That's a cool thing to do.
Okay. Let's do numbers.
Actually, they're our bosses because they pay our salary. Yeah, yeah that's true so we're actually betas by having a bunch of bosses out there listening to us yeah facts uh okay again this is um i think we just i think that mount rushmore it had good intentions but it feels like we just all tried to emasculate each other and now there's tension well yeah you guys all right all right The buddy and pals did get me upset.
Yeah, because it's a great pick. If you buddy or pal someone, you're just fucking dominating.
Like, I didn't need to do that one second, but I was so worked out that I just had to let it sit. Because you got mad.
Yeah. I get so mad when someone, like, not, you can tell when they're joking, but when someone honestly gives you a true buddy or pal, it's like, fuck you, dude.
Like, I just completely abandoned even possibly winning the Mount Rushmore just to get that off my chest. Yeah.
And that's all right. Sometimes it happens.
All right. Number six.
That means basically, PFC, we dominate. Yeah, exactly.
We got him emotional. We emasculated him during the subtle emasculation.
We emasculate him so hard that he just lashed out entirely. Yes.
Calling someone else out. Well, I wasn't lashing out.
I was just stating facts. Okay.
I'll go with. Trace McZorley.
27. Yes.
26. 54.
By the way, Saturday is a two-year anniversary of the machine. Wow.
Saturday, right? Hank, you think you'll ever get one? Probably not. Probably not, pal.
Chase McSorley. He scored.
Steven does like, if you'll... He'll like tax 70.
He'll text him and like a plan or something. Or if you text him a plan, he'll just go.
Sounds good, buddy. And just be like this motherfucker.
I actually have a sick animal fact. Wait, this is disgusting because I don't think that Trace McSorley scored.
No, he did. I think they're going to call that one back.
You go first. Okay, we'll duel.
A Texas biotech company is planning on bringing back the extinct Tasmanian tiger. That sounds like Jurassic Park.
Yeah, exactly. Did you know that one fish is fish? Three of the same fish are called fish.
Oh know. I'll read it.
A few? I know. A few fish.
Hey, hey, hey. Take your time, pal.
Shut up. It's too complicated to be a good fact.
You shut up, too. You just can't comprehend anything.
The plural of fish is fish. When referring to more than one species, you can use fishes as plural.
So like a tuna and a cod. If there's three goldfish, that's just fish.
And if it was like a salmon, a tuna, cod. And a goldfish, that's fishes.
Yeah, that makes sense. It's like a few.
Okay. Yeah.
A few. A few.
Three. You're right.

You gave a perfect example of three

and then called it a few. You're learning, Hank.

Tough break, buddy. Love you guys.

Call reversed.

Oh, no.

He's going to get back in there.

Wait, did he fumble and that's a touchback?

By the way, the Ravens are going to win, so I can allow it to win.

Yes.

Love you guys. Talking away.
I don't know what to say. I'd say it anyway.
Today is another day to find you. Shying away.
I'll be coming for your love of drink. Shying away.
I'll be coming for your love. Take on me.
Take on me. Take me off Thank you.
Say unto me It's not better to be safe than something Take me Come on Drink unto me Take me Drink unto me I'll be Drink unto you Drink unto you Drink unto you Drink unto you Say I'm going to be the last one. Let's go.
Take on me Take on me Take me on Take on me I'll bring you Take on me Take on me Take on me. Take on me.
Take on me. Take on me.
Take on me. Take on me.
Take me on.

I'll take you on.

Take me on.

Take me on.

Take me on.