Open Championship With Shane Bacon, Mt Rushmore Of Worst Golf Guys With Frankie & Trent + Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Speaker 1 On today's part of my take, we have

Speaker 6 Shane Bacon live from the Open Championship.

Speaker 1 I always want to call it the British Open, talking about St.

Speaker 6 Andrews, the course, Tiger.

Speaker 3 He followed Tiger and Max.

Speaker 16 We also have our good friends Frankie and Trent, the four playboys, on to do the Mount Rushmore of Worst Golf Guys, which was very, very good.

Speaker 21 We're going to talk a little open championship.

Speaker 23 We got Fire Fest.

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Speaker 2 Today is Friday July 15th and Tiger Woods is dead yeah

Speaker 15 spiritually I mean what do you think emotionally five over six overs yeah something like that it was it's tough to watch it's tough to watch I don't like watching Tiger struggle like this but but I do still like watching him play golf so he's still out there he's out there he's trying this whole tournament just seems like it's all setting up for Rory it feels it's giving Rory I'm gonna not like that right Hank yes

Speaker 30 unfortunately yeah No,

Speaker 15 it feels like it's Rory's time, right? Like, Rory's playing some of the best golf of his career. And as we've said on this show, it's a big moment.

Speaker 30 It's got to be won by a big player.

Speaker 12 He's been defending the sanctity of the PGA.

Speaker 30 Like, this can't be a random tournament winner. It will be.

Speaker 28 It can't be.

Speaker 1 It'll just be random Cameron. I don't know why all the Camerons are good at golf.
Cam Smith isn't random.

Speaker 9 You know, I know Cam Young.

Speaker 1 Cam Young. Cam Young is the one who's leading right now.

Speaker 9 Cam Smith is in third.

Speaker 6 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 9 Camerons are just,

Speaker 2 it's the most golf name out there.

Speaker 1 Have a kid named Cameron. They'll probably win an open championship.

Speaker 17 Scotty Cameron. Scotty Cameron.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Just list all your

Speaker 32 Cameron Kirk, right?

Speaker 9 No. Kirk Cameron.

Speaker 16 Kirk Cameron. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Cameron Kirk, whatever. Cam Newton.

Speaker 16 Cam Newton.

Speaker 9 Cam Girls.

Speaker 15 Yep. A lot of Cams.

Speaker 22 But the Open Championship always fucks me up because of the time change.

Speaker 33 I just can't.

Speaker 34 Like the fact that they're playing while we're sleeping just,

Speaker 4 my brain is a pee.

Speaker 33 I can't understand.

Speaker 9 They started a good tea time.

Speaker 30 I'm not sure if I'm doing it for Max today, though.

Speaker 35 They did.

Speaker 15 They started teeing off at 1 a.m., which is insane. But I accidentally discovered a type of hack that you can use when you're watching golf when the open is on.

Speaker 15 I woke up in the middle of the night at like 2.30, had to go pee. On my way back to bed, I was like, oh my God, the open's on right now.
Yep.

Speaker 15 So I took a six-hour golf nap while the open was on in my bedroom listening. It was incredible.
That is incredible. I've never taken longer than probably like a 30-minute golf night before.

Speaker 15 This was about six hours.

Speaker 1 Just set up, yeah, set up your TV to automatically turn on right when it starts.

Speaker 17 Yeah.

Speaker 9 And just keep sleeping.

Speaker 15 It's actually really nice because in the open, they always have the most, they have the most like foreign correspondents that are in the booth.

Speaker 15 So not only do you get like the Nick Faldos, but you get like a Scottish brogue accent in there. There's one guy that was from the Netherlands, I'm pretty sure.
Love it. It was really nice.

Speaker 15 It was a very soothing way to fall back asleep and then wake up.

Speaker 37 Yeah.

Speaker 38 So we got open championship going on.

Speaker 1 It feels like this is, we've got to really embrace this because this is the last big thing besides like the home run derby and the all-star game.

Speaker 9 That's kind of it. Then we're falling off a cliff.

Speaker 40 Yeah.

Speaker 41 It's going to be a long summer. Let's hug it.

Speaker 2 Let's hug it.

Speaker 42 Let's hold it.

Speaker 26 Let's just kiss it.

Speaker 15 When's the Hall of Fame game?

Speaker 43 When is the Hall of Fame game?

Speaker 44 Football's back.

Speaker 15 Because then the week after that, I think hard knock starts.

Speaker 14 Yeah, true. Then we're back.

Speaker 45 Then we're all the way back.

Speaker 44 August 4th, Raiders Jags.

Speaker 9 There we go. So we're right there.

Speaker 26 We have like two weeks to get through yeah we're right there we also had uh the maybe the biggest football news that could ever be announced um this week was the uh white bengal helmet yeah which is so sick it is pretty cool it's very cool so cool it's awesome i know this is might be grasping for straws here but The white bengal helmet definitely got me pumped.

Speaker 6 Like that was big news in my life.

Speaker 15 No, it was. It was.
And when they first tweeted it out, they messed up. So you didn't even get the video or any of the pictures.
And nobody had any idea what was going on.

Speaker 15 The white bengal bangle helmet in the snow is going to be incredible. It's going to be like you're playing against a team of Finnish snipers.
Yep, they're just hiding it.

Speaker 15 You're not going to be able to see them.

Speaker 4 It's incredible.

Speaker 14 So I'm all in on the white Bengal helmet.

Speaker 1 That's the big news of the day.

Speaker 15 There's another bit of news that came out in the NFL. I'm going to do something I rarely do on this show.
And Hank, I hope you'll appreciate it. I'm going to go out of my way to defend Tom Brady.

Speaker 15 Yeah. I'm going to

Speaker 15 stand on the table for Tom Brady.

Speaker 30 Thank you for your service in advance.

Speaker 9 He got done dirty by page six, by a headline.

Speaker 15 It was classic New York Post clickbait, just trying to get people to do the quote tweets on it.

Speaker 48 The headline,

Speaker 15 yeah, well, it was very easy to do. Yeah.
But then I clicked on it and then I felt bad. So I held back because I read the article.

Speaker 15 The headline is, Tom Brady, my wealth is the hardest thing about parenting.

Speaker 15 Sounds bad, right?

Speaker 6 It's like, yeah, before you tell me everything, I saw the headline and I consciously was like, I guarantee there's context here that isn't bad, but I'm not, I'm not going to spend the time to click on this.

Speaker 16 I'm just going to quote tweet.

Speaker 15 So what was your quote tweet, Tom?

Speaker 31 It was just thoughts and prayers.

Speaker 9 Okay, yeah, that's very basic. That's solid.

Speaker 9 So

Speaker 15 in a way, I could imagine why that would be a completely appropriate headline because Tom Brady has literally everything else going for him.

Speaker 15 So maybe the worst part of his life might actually be how rich he is.

Speaker 13 Yeah, he's too rich because he's got parents.

Speaker 15 Because he's got everything else.

Speaker 15 But I read the article he said we have people that clean for us we have people that make our food we have people that drive us to the airport if we need that we get off a plane and there's people waiting there for us and we get ushered in that's my kids reality which is the hard part to say guys this is not the way reality really is what can we do about that so teaching his kids how their life is like a fairy tale right but don't expect your life to be like that this is not real you should appreciate every second you have of this and then it's not always going to be like this but it is it might not be for his kids though.

Speaker 9 What?

Speaker 15 Well, I'm sure they'll still be comfortable, but I don't think they're going to have people waiting on him hand and foot as adults when they get off planes.

Speaker 4 I think if you're a child of

Speaker 9 billionaires, because

Speaker 19 they have a B.

Speaker 9 Do they have a B?

Speaker 1 I think that combined, they absolutely have a B.

Speaker 15 I know Giselle makes more than him.

Speaker 1 I have a feeling that their life will always be, and this is not shaming whatsoever, but I have a feeling their life will always be pretty comfortable.

Speaker 15 He also said he wants to make their kids relatable by creating experiences that are more along along the lines of what most kids go through, which I think that's fair.

Speaker 15 It's probably tough to have your kids.

Speaker 15 Most of your, if you're at the Tom Brady level, your children's friends, you're never going to know, like, okay, who's friends with my son because of the Brady factor that goes along with it?

Speaker 15 You have to give them ways to relate to other kids their age. Right.
And so I'm going out of my way to say that Tom Brady got done dirty by this headline.

Speaker 22 He absolutely got done dirty, and I also just played into it because I was like, yeah, I know this headline's bad.

Speaker 54 So so he needs so tom brady needs to just give his kids uh those moments that are relatable to everyone else yeah a little tip tom brady you could do what my dad did when uh my birthday one year he i asked for a playstation and he got bought me the holder for it oh that's and i opened it and i was like what and he's like i thought that's what you wanted he gave me the playstation later but it was it was up he was humbling for a second yeah at the moment i was like what the yeah this sucks he's like no no that's the playstation it does it must be it must be tough to be a dad though and you're like okay i have i I have literally everything in the world to give my kids, but I need to also toughen them up.

Speaker 15 How do you toughen kids up? Yeah. Because I think like any dad would be like, I want them to have it better than I did.

Speaker 15 The fact is, like, I don't think that it's possible for Tom Brady's kids to have a better life than he did.

Speaker 56 Yeah.

Speaker 57 Yeah. I mean, it's going to,

Speaker 57 yeah, now that you've read that story, I actually do kind of feel bad for him because he's right.

Speaker 4 It is like, you have to basically say, like, I don't want my kids to be douchebags.

Speaker 1 I don't want them to be the rich asshole kids.

Speaker 9 Yeah. So how do I do that without like also, like, Tom Brady's not going to change his life?

Speaker 15 I think Tom Brady should give us all of his money. Yeah.
And that way, for your kids.

Speaker 9 Just let us hold it.

Speaker 27 Yeah, for your kids. For a year.

Speaker 15 It's not because we want it. It's for the sake of your family.

Speaker 26 Take them to podcasting camp.

Speaker 15 Make them bloggers. That's actually not a bad idea.
School hard not. Part of my take fantasy camp.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we will toughen up your kids for you for a small, small fee of $20 million.

Speaker 56 I love it.

Speaker 49 We will make your, we will, we will, we will make fun of your kids and make them them get us coffee.

Speaker 15 Just roast them.

Speaker 11 Yeah.

Speaker 52 Probably suspend them. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Make them stay up late watching football.

Speaker 1 We'll do all of that.

Speaker 16 $20 million.

Speaker 22 That's actually really nice of us.

Speaker 15 So, Hank, what do you think about that? What do you think about me and Big Cat put on the cape for Tom Brady? I love it.

Speaker 30 I mean, it's necessary. He's one of the most hated and unnecessarily hated just for being successful people in the history of this planet.

Speaker 9 Well said. Jesus.
Him and Jesus.

Speaker 9 Well said.

Speaker 30 I would say him more than Jesus.

Speaker 9 Probably. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 9 There was a lot less people.

Speaker 30 There was a lot less people when Jesus was around.

Speaker 9 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 15 Tom Brady was retired for way longer than three days.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 30 He still came back. Yep.

Speaker 1 All right. Other stories.

Speaker 10 DeAndre Ayton might be a pacer.

Speaker 5 They sign an offer sheet.

Speaker 17 I feel like the Suns will be stupid not to match it.

Speaker 15 I don't think they like him, though.

Speaker 54 Well, the Suns are stupid. Yeah, the Suns are.

Speaker 9 That's the other part of the Suns are stupid.

Speaker 15 I think that what happened at the end of the playoffs last year, I think they were just, that's the end of their rope with them. Yeah.

Speaker 13 Yeah.

Speaker 24 So, anything else going on?

Speaker 46 It's light right now.

Speaker 21 Mount Rush Bros are going to be great.

Speaker 32 People love the part My bake.

Speaker 1 We might have to do another one on Grit Week because we will be out in Roto.

Speaker 15 It occurred to me when we were talking about the next white American high school basketball player to be drafted first overall.

Speaker 15 I think we just all completely forgot about Baron Trump.

Speaker 11 Ooh, he's a soccer player, though.

Speaker 9 Yeah, but what if it was a striker?

Speaker 15 But he's like 6'8, right?

Speaker 41 He's still growing.

Speaker 15 So what if it was Baron Trump that broke the streak?

Speaker 37 I saw a picture, by the way,

Speaker 48 of Chet Holmgren's ankles that I don't know if they were photoshopped or not.

Speaker 15 They looked like Tiger Woods' legs.

Speaker 9 They were.

Speaker 26 His foot didn't fit in his shoe.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 37 It was crazy. Was that photoshopped?

Speaker 15 I think it was real.

Speaker 9 Wow. I do too.

Speaker 15 That's crazy. It is wild.

Speaker 56 I mean, I feel like it's.

Speaker 30 Looks like you can put your fingers around his leg.

Speaker 11 Yeah.

Speaker 1 It also feels like every Baron Trump picture is photoshopped.

Speaker 16 It's true. Which they might be.

Speaker 15 Who knows? They're funnier if they aren't.

Speaker 9 Yeah, right, right.

Speaker 56 Okay, anything else?

Speaker 3 Jake, anything cool happening in the sports world? Anything wild?

Speaker 1 I don't think so.

Speaker 9 I don't see any wild.

Speaker 60 We had a recurring guest retire today.

Speaker 45 Oh, Mitchell Schwartz.

Speaker 9 Ah.

Speaker 10 Oh, officially.

Speaker 57 He was out last year with a back injury.

Speaker 9 But great career. He notes app it.

Speaker 56 Yeah. Oh, he did.
Yeah.

Speaker 43 I want to see this real quick.

Speaker 15 I think it was four.

Speaker 45 Four notes apps? Yeah.

Speaker 9 I'm not reading all that, bro.

Speaker 41 I like you, but I'm not reading all that.

Speaker 9 What is it?

Speaker 15 Like, I'm happy for you, or I'm sorry that happened.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 60 But I ain't reading all that, though, or whatever.

Speaker 9 Oh, man.

Speaker 9 It's a long four, too.

Speaker 58 It's a very long four.

Speaker 61 That sucks because I feel like his career got cut short a little bit.

Speaker 40 It did.

Speaker 15 He had a good career, though, and he seems like he's happy.

Speaker 14 And he went out.

Speaker 56 His last game

Speaker 9 was the Super Bowl, was it not? I think he got hurt right after that.

Speaker 56 Maybe not.

Speaker 58 Maybe he played a little the next year.

Speaker 15 He's had a good career, though.

Speaker 1 Either way, he won a Super Bowl, and flags fly forever.

Speaker 41 That's a fact.

Speaker 15 Him and Jeff are going to be doing a podcast together real soon. Yeah.

Speaker 13 Gee off.

Speaker 16 What was that?

Speaker 15 That was...

Speaker 30 Time for band practice.

Speaker 15 No, it was my time for band practice alarm. But that's fine.
I'm here with you guys.

Speaker 9 I've been setting alarms. We're jamming right here.

Speaker 17 Yeah, I'm proud of myself for that, Jake. You'd be proud of me.
I've been setting myself reminder alarms.

Speaker 16 It's great.

Speaker 9 And I'm always like, but I don't.

Speaker 33 My problem is I don't put what the alarm is for.

Speaker 60 Right, I don't do that either.

Speaker 19 So then I'm always like, what am I supposed to do at 4.57?

Speaker 45 Well, you can set an alarm.

Speaker 60 I don't set reminders. I put it in the calendar.

Speaker 17 Oh, I just set alarms and then I just get, I have a constant like string of alarms going off every day, and I don't know what they're for.

Speaker 16 Yeah. I do that too.

Speaker 17 And it was like a memento.

Speaker 30 And I usually do it for like a minute before. Yeah.
I'm like, fuck.

Speaker 9 You're like, oh, no. One minute.
The clock is ticking. Yeah.

Speaker 27 What was I supposed to do right now?

Speaker 15 I've got, I think, like 30 different alarms set up in my phone.

Speaker 9 They're all off.

Speaker 15 But if I need to set an alarm for like the next day, I'll scroll through one of these and then figure out which one is closest to the time I need to get the alarm for.

Speaker 9 And then I just use that. Why?

Speaker 22 Dude, EFT has legitimately

Speaker 9 30. No, it's probably more than 30.
It's the worst amount of alarms I've ever seen. I like that.
I have like four. Because I have 30 alarms.

Speaker 15 I don't want to waste my time creating a new alarm.

Speaker 9 Change. Click edit.

Speaker 3 No, but he's so close to it.

Speaker 15 Yeah, I've got ones that. Hank, give me a time that you would need an alarm for right now.
9.17. 9.17, a.m.
or p.m.? P.M. Oh, p.m.
Okay, we're mixing up. So let me scroll down.

Speaker 15 How does 10 p.m. sound? No.
Yeah.

Speaker 9 How does 8 p.m. sound?

Speaker 35 You're in the neighborhood.

Speaker 9 You have more than 24.

Speaker 15 You're in the neighborhood. I should get 24.

Speaker 38 You should get every

Speaker 15 minute. And then I just, I'm one touch.

Speaker 9 You you just probably

Speaker 30 fast efficiency yeah 600 I also have 22,000 unread emails that I have no problem with but alarms I think just edit like

Speaker 14 what I've like you're the type of guy who probably you probably when you when you have like extra time on your microwave you just you just clear it like you got to use that What do you mean?

Speaker 16 I'll save the time on the microwave.

Speaker 9 Yeah, you do.

Speaker 30 But you don't like to see the clock?

Speaker 1 No, like if I use the microwave for two minutes, let's say I'm making popcorn three minutes and I can hear that it's done with 30 seconds left, I'll save those 30 seconds and then use it for the next thing.

Speaker 9 I like to see the clock.

Speaker 15 That's usually how I decide how long to heat something up for, is whatever time is left on the microwave.

Speaker 9 I put it in and then just hit it for later.

Speaker 30 I like to click stop as it's hitting zero and get the

Speaker 30 perfect stop.

Speaker 15 That is exhilarating. You also got to preheat your microwave.

Speaker 9 No, no. Yeah, that's why you hit the one, the minimum power.
You got to let it go for like 30 seconds.

Speaker 15 You got to warm it up.

Speaker 9 Not me. That's a fact.

Speaker 35 My house will blow up.

Speaker 9 Why?

Speaker 30 I just think that'll happen.

Speaker 49 For preheating the microwave?

Speaker 37 Yeah. Is it still true that if you're microwaving, microwave?

Speaker 49 If you stand in front of the microwave,

Speaker 9 it's bad.

Speaker 15 I just went into Hank's brain for a second and completely understood what he was saying.

Speaker 9 And it's the funniest thing of all time. You basically have the...

Speaker 9 You're heating up heat. Yeah.

Speaker 9 Yeah, good. That's a bad combination.

Speaker 32 You have the Hadron Collider or whatever

Speaker 9 in your house. Pretty much.

Speaker 15 Yeah.

Speaker 15 I was always told told not to stand in front of microwaves because then i won't be able to have kids yeah well i'm asking that because the microwave in my house is like oh yeah the same height as my as my kid you gotta skip yeah so i'm like he's always just standing in front of it is that bad i'm sure the technology has improved so much in the last 30 years you're good all right fine no problem okay before we get to shane bacon Roman is back.

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Speaker 6 Okay, here he is. Shane Bacon.

Speaker 23 Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest live from the Open Championship in St.

Speaker 6 Andrews.

Speaker 16 It is Shane Bacon.

Speaker 1 You can see him on the golf channel.

Speaker 3 He also has a podcast where his podcast host ditched him.

Speaker 9 His name is Max MoMa.

Speaker 56 Yep. Ditched you.

Speaker 1 Shane, thank you for joining us.

Speaker 4 Let's talk Lynx golf because we don't understand it whatsoever.

Speaker 52 I guess you said

Speaker 12 you've caddied at St.

Speaker 61 Andrews before.

Speaker 2 You know the course very well.

Speaker 52 Give us the background so that we just want to make sure that you're an expert.

Speaker 65 Yeah, so I appreciate you guys having me on. Big fans, even UPFT.
Thank you so much. You look great.
And Big Cat, I wanted to say you look excellent in your golf attire the other day.

Speaker 65 You looked very much like a golfer, super dialed. Yeah, when I was done with school back in 2006, a buddy and I were golf fans, kind of golf nerds.
And we were...

Speaker 65 We'd sit on the roof of our house in college and talk about like, what are we going to do when we get done with college, as everybody does? Are we going to go to grad school?

Speaker 65 Are we going to get a job? And we're like, why don't we go to Scotland? That'd be kind of cool. And we flew to Scotland and didn't have any plans.
He knew one guy in St.

Speaker 65 Andrews and we met a lady named Ivy who let us stay in her house for 40 pounds a week. And it was five extra pounds if she did our laundry.
We obviously did that. And we got a job.
We got a job at St.

Speaker 65 Andrews day number two of living in Scotland. Will and I were caddying on the old course.
And apologies to those early groups because we had absolutely no idea what we were doing.

Speaker 65 I think we had a relative idea what we were doing in the back end of it.

Speaker 65 But yeah, it was, you know, three, four months of us looping around and we caddy, you know, twice a day, you know, carry a bag for whomever. And yeah, it was, it was wild.

Speaker 65 So I feel like I'm, I'm dialed enough to talk about Lee's golf, especially this golf.

Speaker 15 Yeah, how many times do you think that you've walked the course there?

Speaker 65 I was talking about this with a buddy of mine yesterday, probably 100 times. I'd say it's probably a relatively decent guess.

Speaker 65 So more than most of the guys and probably more than most of the caddies out here this week. So again, you know, put it on my like, you know, Wikipedia page or whatever.

Speaker 36 That's, that's great, though.

Speaker 61 That's That's a great story.

Speaker 13 And that also just makes me think like how much it must have sucked for the guy who saved up all this money, went out to St.

Speaker 1 Andrew's trip of a lifetime.

Speaker 47 And you're like, hey, I'm Shane.

Speaker 17 I just graduated college. This is my third day.

Speaker 65 From Arizona. So the funny part about that was if it was early in their trip, and they were Americans, they'd be super pissed if they got me.

Speaker 65 But if it was late in the trip, they were kind of happy to see an American because they dealt with Scottish caddies for, you know, talking trash because Scottish caddies will give it to you straight.

Speaker 65 I mean, they don't sugarcoat anything, they tell you when it's a bad shot, I mean, they get on you about a bad shot. You know, when you hit a bad putt, they'll tell you it was a shitty putt.

Speaker 65 So, you know, when they'd get me on the back end of the trip, they were relatively happy.

Speaker 41 That's funny.

Speaker 15 So, what are the secrets of the course? Give me a secret that nobody knows.

Speaker 65 A secret, of course, one of them is on the 17th hole. So, that's like the famous hole where you hit it over the hotel, you know, where you kind of pick the letter off the wall, the road hole.

Speaker 65 There you go. Look at you.
You're so dialed. Um, you actually want to miss it left of the green.

Speaker 65 You know, everybody hits it on the green, and it's so hard and fast, it goes over the green onto the road. The play is you actually hit it on 18 T and it's a pretty easy chip shot.

Speaker 65 So again, not super simple when there's people standing over there, but if you were playing for a score like playing in an open today, you want to bail it out left and you give yourself a pretty easy chip.

Speaker 15 That's interesting because if you're going up to 17 and you're hitting your T shot and there's a crowd on the, like surrounding the 18th T box, you might second guess yourself and be like, yeah, it would kind of be a big, weird thing if I hit into that crowd, but that's, you're saying that's actually the smart play to make.

Speaker 65 Well, and then you have to say it immediately, right? I meant to do that.

Speaker 9 It's like calling your menstrual career.

Speaker 65 Yeah, it's a big key to sport, right? I mean, you tell everybody you meant to do it. So, yeah, you walk up there and you apologize to the guys and you go, my caddy actually told me to hit it here.

Speaker 37 So

Speaker 21 when we're watching this this weekend, like, at what point does the wind become just an insane problem?

Speaker 1 Because I feel like that's a big part of Lynx golf and especially golf in England and Scotland and Ireland, where it's like you'll turn on one day and they're like, yep, no one's going to be able to hit anything because the wind is so bad.

Speaker 2 Is there like a mile per hour or a direction that we should look out for?

Speaker 9 Like, uh-oh, everyone's fucked.

Speaker 65 Yeah, 30 mile an hour, I think is kind of my number on this golf course. If it gets to 30 miles an hour, I think that's when you might see play suspended.

Speaker 65 If you guys remember, I mean, you go back to 2015 and they suspended play at the open at St. Andrews because the winds were up so high.
So they're not expecting them to be that nasty this week.

Speaker 65 But when it got to 30 mile an hour, it was brutal and balls wouldn't stay on the greens and they blow off and things like that.

Speaker 65 I mean, even when I was caddy, you know, not like in open conditions, they would potentially get nasty like that. So when it gets to 30, golf kind of turns from fun to no fun.
Yeah.

Speaker 15 Does the wind help in a certain regard? Or would most of these guys out there rather have it be completely still?

Speaker 65 I, I, this is going to sound like a big J, by the way. I talked to Rory McElroy about this this week.
I asked Rory this question.

Speaker 65 I said, would you want it to be up or would you want it to be relatively benign? And he said, always benign.

Speaker 65 I would rather it not blow, even downwind, because it's so firm and hard this week over other opens at St. Andrews.
This is the firmest and the fastest we've seen it.

Speaker 65 And so, even when it's downwind, you simply just can't hit it short enough. You know, you'll hit it 30 yards short of the green, it'll still kick over.
So, they would prefer no wind.

Speaker 65 I think all of us would prefer a lot of wind because that's when it gets a bit chaotic.

Speaker 65 And this golf course, as historic as it is, and it's one of my favorite courses in the world, it actually needs a little bit of wind because if it's not blowing, I mean, these guys will shoot zero here over the weekend.

Speaker 3 Yeah, so you followed Max, it was Fitzpatrick, Max, and Tiger today.

Speaker 9 It's a tough day. Yeah.

Speaker 5 So what happened with Tiger today?

Speaker 11 Like,

Speaker 4 was it just his, you know, was it fatigue? Was it he just missed a couple shots here or there?

Speaker 64 Did he did it feel at any moment like he had it?

Speaker 17 You know, he felt comfortable and confident in his shooting?

Speaker 65 It didn't ever feel like he had it. And the moment I knew he didn't really was on one.

Speaker 65 I mean, he missed about a four-footer for Bogey after he hit that second shot in the burn in the water in front of the green.

Speaker 65 And those are putts that, you know, I mean, we all know Tiger makes those all the time. It just felt like he was super off with his speed.

Speaker 65 And the weird thing about that was that was what Tiger was practicing all week.

Speaker 65 I mean, on 18, on Monday, he was sitting in front of the green, 20, 30 yards short of the green, hitting putt after putt after putt.

Speaker 65 And on every green you saw him practice on, that was the main focus. And his speed today was dreadful.
I mean, he was leaving every 30, 40, 50 footer.

Speaker 65 eight to 10 feet short and he wasn't converting those so the speed was off it's interesting we look at Tiger.

Speaker 65 I don't know if you guys feel this way about Tiger, but we always look at Tiger like he is in fact a machine that he doesn't have jitters or that he doesn't think about golf tournaments or it doesn't matter as much to him when he tees off.

Speaker 65 And you got to remember, this guy's played, what, two tournaments this year and didn't even finish one of them. I mean, he WD'd in one tournament.

Speaker 65 So getting kind of the feel of playing tournament golf matters even to somebody like Tiger Woods.

Speaker 65 And when he was leaving those long putts short, that was kind of the feeling I got was it just felt like he wasn't quite understanding the speed in those tournament conditions.

Speaker 65 And it just felt like every putty was hitting was having a hard time getting to the hole and coming up 10 feet short.

Speaker 15 You said burn, and I think I know what a burn is, but can you explain to me from like,

Speaker 9 it's just the difference between a burn and a creek.

Speaker 65 Yeah, I think it's just Scottish. I think it's just like the Scottish term for it, you know?

Speaker 9 It sounds way cooler to call it a burn. Well,

Speaker 65 I totally agree with you. The other thing about a burn is the balls, they don't like hang up.

Speaker 65 You know, if you like watch the masters on 13, which has a creek in front of the the green, sometimes the balls will like stay up on the grass and you can hit it. Not the case at the burn.

Speaker 65 The Scottish don't deal with that bullshit.

Speaker 15 If you're in the burn, you're in the burn.

Speaker 9 You're in the burn. You're burned.

Speaker 21 You're burned. All right.

Speaker 47 Now, Max, the guy who ditched you, he's a friend of ours.

Speaker 9 Yep.

Speaker 38 How did he play today?

Speaker 4 Are we, should we feel confident that, because I know I think he was, what, plus one or maybe even?

Speaker 64 How did he look?

Speaker 6 And do you think he is going to have some confidence going into the next three days?

Speaker 65 Made nothing. And I think when you make nothing, you can have confidence the next day because that means you hit it good.
And he had, you know, kind of the same thing as Tiger with par putts.

Speaker 65 Max had 10 to 15 footers for Birdie basically the whole day and nothing really dropped.

Speaker 65 So again, kind of leaning back on how well I've played this year, if you're Max Homa, I feel like he's got to go in tomorrow feeling like I can go out there and shoot a number because again, he had probably had 12 putts from inside of 15 feet for Birdie and made one of them.

Speaker 15 So when did you say that he ditched you on the podcast?

Speaker 65 It was late last year. So we had a thing rocking and rolling.

Speaker 65 And then Max, you know it was like winning and finishing in the top 10 in big tournaments and everything like that and uh and he was like hey man every time i do this podcast i have to talk about my rounds and when i play bad i have to talk about my bad golf and i don't want to do that anymore and i thought that was relatively fair

Speaker 65 yeah i guess i mean do you talk about like you talk about your bad podcast pft what do you do when you have a bad podcast

Speaker 15 the the bad podcasts actually become so bad that they turn into being good podcasts yeah okay okay so it's so bad it's so good good.

Speaker 65 It's good.

Speaker 13 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 17 When we screw up and we like have a terrible podcast, it becomes like almost better in a weird way.

Speaker 33 Because we're that good, we're that consistently good.

Speaker 24 You know what I mean?

Speaker 9 Like we're just bringing it back.

Speaker 65 Yeah, right. You're like Tiger in his prime.
You could save a round, you know? When you guys, can I ask you guys a Lynx golf question? Sure.

Speaker 65 As you guys are kind of watching the golf and everything like that,

Speaker 9 experts.

Speaker 65 Does it do it for you guys? Like when you watch St. Andrews, does it make sense to you? Do you feel like you need to be here to see it or do you just enjoy it?

Speaker 65 Cause it's a major and all the guys are playing.

Speaker 15 I like it a lot because it's different. I would not want to watch it week in, week out.
I think that would get very, very boring.

Speaker 15 But seeing just how fucked up these courses are and how deep the bunkers are, the courses are designed for pain, but in a much different way from U.S.

Speaker 15 Open courses, which, you know, they let the rough talk. They let the rough sing at the U.S.
Open. On these courses, it's like you're playing golf on the surface of the moon, which I kind of love.

Speaker 21 Yeah.

Speaker 51 I don't understand how it's hard.

Speaker 4 And this is very stupid, but

Speaker 58 we talk about it with Frankie and Trent coming up in the Mount Rushmore, but I don't, I watch it because I'm such a bad golfer.

Speaker 4 I'm just always in the trees.

Speaker 1 And I look at this course, I'm like, no trees, easy.

Speaker 6 Just fucking hit it straight.

Speaker 61 There's a mill, the fairway, it feels like the fairway is just the largest thing ever.

Speaker 58 So I think if I went there, because I remember I went to the U.S.

Speaker 52 Open at Olympia Fields in San Francisco, and that was the first time I ever went to a golf club.

Speaker 9 Olympic club. Olympic club.
Sorry.

Speaker 65 I went to, it was the first time I went to a golf uh major tournament and i remember standing there and being like holy fuck look at this fairway it's like totally slanted and it's such an insane angle and i finally was like yeah i get it now like this makes sense so i think i have to go see it because as i sit there and watch it i'm like yeah just hit it into the fucking burnt out grass and then hit another one into more burnt out grass and then it will just roll and it will just go into the hole yeah the hardest thing for you know we were talking about caddy and the hardest thing when i had like american american players come over was explaining to them that the shots that they typically hit won't work here and so to your point it does look wide open and the greens are huge but you're going to have to putt from 40 yards off the green i mean you guys have seen that michael phelps putt when he made at kings barns years ago it was like 150 yard putt like that's kind of normal to do here so it's a different type of golf but i think that's why you see the pros have so much success that opens is because once you kind of understand how to do it you can get around relatively easy But if you're playing four days and you're going back to the States, it's not going to be that easy for you.

Speaker 63 And now, in terms of like the fairway, it's all sand under very little grass, right?

Speaker 13 Like it's basically every shot is a sand shot.

Speaker 65 So how does that you don't take a you don't take a big divot, right?

Speaker 13 Right.

Speaker 4 So so yeah, how does that affect like how what are guys doing?

Speaker 2 Are they using different clubs? Like are they are they are they uh saying like oh well I can't hit this as hard because I can't get underneath it as much?

Speaker 41 Like how does that work?

Speaker 65 Yeah, you'll hit you'll hit more club and try to hit it softer.

Speaker 65 So, instead of hitting a nine-iron from 150, let's say, you might hit a seven-iron from 150 and try to just kind of keep it low and take a little bit off it.

Speaker 65 And so, when you watch, like, when you watch this weekend, watch how short the follow-throughs are from the players because they don't really get it all the way through because they're just kind of knocking it down.

Speaker 65 Every shot almost looks like how Tommy Fleetwood always plays.

Speaker 15 Okay, so in a hole like the Roadhole, if you're not taking the expert approach, which as everybody knows, is right, he goes on the 18th.

Speaker 59 18T.

Speaker 15 If you were to go putter off the T on that one, how many strokes would it take?

Speaker 65 A putter on the road hole

Speaker 65 right now.

Speaker 65 I mean, I think I'd set your over-under at, like, could you hit a PFT? Could you hit a putter up in the air 100 yards, you think?

Speaker 15 Yeah, my putter is the strongest part of my game by far.

Speaker 65 Right, but if you could hit a putter 100 yards, I think I'd set your over-under at seven and a half on putting on the road hole.

Speaker 9 That's easy. That's nothing.

Speaker 15 Oh, you could put it in. Yeah, I think you could make.
I think I'd take the under.

Speaker 65 I think I'd put you at, I think I'd put you at a seven and a half.

Speaker 15 You could beat Tiger.

Speaker 9 So, like, so

Speaker 15 a real question: Um, what's the most common mistake that you'll see a caddy make, like a professional caddy on St. Andrews?

Speaker 65 A professional caddy mistake on the old course, uh, not understanding how far the ball rolls out.

Speaker 65 You know, I mean, like there was this great podcast with Steve Williams, not one of you guys' podcasts, but another person's podcast, competing podcast, about the 2000 open, the Tiger won.

Speaker 65 And Steve said he would literally write down all the numbers of where the balls rolled out because you think, okay, Tiger's hitting a four-iron, right?

Speaker 65 And it's 312 yards to the bunker, but he, in theory, could hit it in that bunker. He had to drive 412 yards today, Tiger did.

Speaker 65 So that, I mean, it landed at 312 yards and rolled 100 yards out with the driver. So I think the mistake is not understanding how far the ball is going to roll.

Speaker 65 Because again, this is probably the firmest that we've ever seen this particular golf course.

Speaker 65 So you're going to see players get in trouble because the ball is going much further than they've ever thought the ball could go off a certain club.

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Speaker 21 All right, so we're gambling, guys.

Speaker 1 I know the tournament has started, but you can bet it at any time.

Speaker 6 Looking at the current top 10, who do you think is playing the best?

Speaker 3 Or you saw, you know, you know, maybe in the practice rounds, who you think is like, all right, this guy,

Speaker 1 he's in a really, really good spot to win this whole thing.

Speaker 65 Well, I loved Rory this week because I think that Rory's played well lately. I know it's been a long time since he's won a major.

Speaker 65 He's played well lately, and Rory is the kind of guy that actually cares about sports history, unlike so many athletes. I mean, he dives into this stuff.
He eats it up.

Speaker 65 He knows what it means to win at certain places. So, you know, for people that aren't big golf fans, winning at St.

Speaker 65 Andrews, I'd say, is probably the biggest accomplishment in golf outside even of winning the Masters. You know, there's only an open here every five or six years.

Speaker 65 You know, you play at Augusta every year. You have an opportunity to win the Masters every year in theory.

Speaker 65 But if you're a good player, you might have three times to play st andrews in your prime right i mean if you're a 25 year old you play it when you're 31 you play it when you're 36 or 37 and then all of a sudden you're in your 40s and you're a bit past your prime i it's funny crazy to say but this might be the last time rory's really in his quote unquote prime playing the old course and he's played great this year so i think rory's the favorite it's funny you know who i liked this week and i really didn't announce it and i should have was pondrick harrington I thought Podrick Harrington was going to have a good week and he went out there and played great today.

Speaker 65 He's in the hunt. So that was kind of my sleeper was Podrick Harrington.

Speaker 9 Now,

Speaker 3 what do you think the score to win this thing is going to be?

Speaker 1 Like, where do you see it on Sunday?

Speaker 65 I think it'll be 19, 20, 21 under.

Speaker 9 Wow. Okay, so Meeting Outcourse kind of.

Speaker 41 It's just

Speaker 65 if the wind doesn't blow. So in 2010, Rory shot 63 in the first round.
There was no win. The wind blew in the second round.
He shot 80. So win can change the whole dynamic of the old course.

Speaker 65 But if the wind's not blowing, it's just not very long, especially for these guys and especially how baked out it is.

Speaker 65 So I just feel like with the wind not up much, 65, 66, 67, if you're playing well, is about what the par is.

Speaker 15 So when I'm watching, and you can tell me if I'm way off because I might be completely wrong about this, but I feel like the players that are playing today, they're playing essentially the same course that has been played for years and years and years.

Speaker 15 Have they updated it? Have they made it more difficult? Or is this relatively like pretty similar to what they were doing back in the 50s, 60s?

Speaker 65 It's relatively similar. They've added a few new T's, but not a whole bunch.
I mean, it's when you look at the scorecard, like I mentioned, Tiger at had a 412-yard drive today.

Speaker 65 I think I added it up and if he'd hit that on certain par fours, he would have driven or driven it over seven par fours at St. Andrews.
When you look at a U.S.

Speaker 65 Open, you think about Olympic Club, Big Cat. I mean, you know, these par fours are 460, 470, sometimes 500 yards, even 520 yards at certain U.S.
opens.

Speaker 65 That's just not the case here because they do want it to feel, as PFT said, they want it to feel like it felt in the 1900s, in the 1800s, and when Jack won and Seve won and tiger won so there are some changes they do but not enough and and the thing is when the conditions aren't up all these guys hit i mean these guys hit at 350 now they're going to get drives around the greens on a whole bunch of par fours um so i need to give you a moment here to tell us about your luggage situation oh my god because you did say that it's best moment in twitter history it's been it's been an insane time it sounds like everyone's dealing with the same thing riggs i think lost his luggage for like five days did he ever i don't think he's ever got it i don't think he he might not have got it so is that there's just everything i've understood there's just a it's not heathrow right you guys are flying somewhere else so if you flew through heathrow that was the issue so i flew through heathrow to edinburgh and that was the big issue heathrow's losing a ton of got a ton of bags and then they don't have the people at edinburgh to help out either so that i asked somebody at edinburgh airport which is one of the airports in scotland I asked the lady, I was like, hey, just, you know, what is the deal here?

Speaker 65 Because there were bags, big cat everywhere.

Speaker 9 So I said there's a mountain of bags. It's totally a mountain.

Speaker 65 I landed at midnight and it was just, I mean, there was shit everywhere in the carousel.

Speaker 65 It almost looked like if you were making a movie, how you would make like a bag baggage situation look like on a set. And I asked the lady, I said, hey, what, what happened here?

Speaker 65 You know, like, what's going on? And she said that the baggage situation in Heathrow is so bad. They're actually flying planes to Edinburgh with no bags on them.

Speaker 65 So full planes of people, not a single bag on the airplane. And then they're sending a whole bunch of of bags at times.
So my golf bag got lost.

Speaker 65 My normal, my clothes got here, which is nice, but my golf bag got lost. So I was going to play a whole bunch of golf.
You know, it stays light here till about 11 o'clock in the summer.

Speaker 65 I was going to play golf pretty much every day or every night. Didn't have golf clubs, whatever.
It's not a big deal. And

Speaker 65 some random person on Twitter, I was like having fun with it. I lost my golf bags.
This sucks, you know, whatever, being stupid.

Speaker 65 Some random person on Twitter sent a pic, no avatar on the Twitter account. This is how random it was.

Speaker 65 Took a picture of a whole bunch of golf bags in Edinburgh, and my travel bag was on top wow so i circled it on my iphone i posted a picture on twitter and i knew how bad the situation was and i knew i wasn't going to get my bag that was the thing i knew if i didn't get my bag from a random person there was no chance i was going to get it before i left scotland so i said if you grab my bag and you're coming up to st andrews i'll give you 200 bucks if you get up this way I go play golf with Reynolds.

Speaker 65 And again, I told you it stays light till 11. So I'm not on my phone.
I'm not checking what's going on. I look at my phone.
I have all these messages from people like, hey, dude, look at Twitter.

Speaker 65 Some girl named Steph grabbed my bag. She was coming up by St.
Andrews and brought it up with her. Her and her boyfriend brought it up, dropped it off the hotel like 11:30.
I took a picture with her.

Speaker 65 But again, good in the world, good on Twitter. Twitter never brings us any total and 100% happiness.
And this is one of the rare moments.

Speaker 9 That's incredible.

Speaker 15 That is hashtag golf right there.

Speaker 65 So I got, I got Steph. I don't even think she knows this yet.
Maybe I'll announce this on part of my ticket. I got Steph two tickets for Sunday at at the open.

Speaker 9 So she's going to come out with her boyfriend.

Speaker 65 And her birthday is Saturday. So Sunday, her and her boyfriend are going to come out to the open.

Speaker 65 And I'm going to try to see what I can do about getting them in places where they can get some free drinks and stuff. But yeah, hopefully they'll be excited about that.

Speaker 9 Wow. What a story.

Speaker 15 So you mentioned that you can play golf real late there. It's late outside until 11.
Max did that at the Scottish Open, right?

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 15 He loved the course so much, he wanted to play a second time. Any chance he does that again today?

Speaker 65 I don't think today. I mean, he's getting off the golf.
it's 9.41 here. You know, he got off the golf course at nine, and he's got to go out early tomorrow.

Speaker 65 So I don't think he's going to squeeze in 18, maybe nine, you know, maybe like a quick six. But I don't, I don't see like a full 18 this evening.

Speaker 52 You can't play, the guys can't play St.

Speaker 31 Andrews after it's done, right?

Speaker 16 Can they play it at night? No.

Speaker 65 No, you can't go back out there and do it. I actually think that's, I think that's against the rules.
I think you can't go practice on the golf course you're playing a tournament in.

Speaker 41 That sucks.

Speaker 15 That's probably a smart rule.

Speaker 18 Hank would definitely just go.

Speaker 15 Well, Hank would get there early.

Speaker 9 Yeah, he'd play 18 queens. Get there early and hit all the chip shot.

Speaker 65 Go hit a whole bunch of putts on the holes early. That would be a smart way to do it.

Speaker 15 Here's a fun fact.

Speaker 15 We did fun facts on our last episode of Park My Take. I'm not sure if you're familiar.
You probably are because you live there. Do you know what the national animal of Scotland is?

Speaker 65 Is it a sheep?

Speaker 15 It's the unicorn.

Speaker 9 Can you believe that?

Speaker 15 Is that an animal? I guess so.

Speaker 15 They declared it to be their national animal. I just thought that was a fun fact.

Speaker 65 That's not even real.

Speaker 15 If you believe in it, it is.

Speaker 65 Do we have fake things as state birds and mottos and stuff?

Speaker 9 Well, birds aren't real in general.

Speaker 65 But I'm saying, do we have like a fake bird? You know, like Toucan Sam is the state bird of New Hampshire.

Speaker 15 I don't think we would ever do something like that.

Speaker 15 But I think that it's like Scotland, like, you know, harkening back to their mythological days and all the Knights of the Roundtable and shit like that. They're like, you know what? There you go.

Speaker 65 That's lean and that's the pattern I learned today about Scotland. Yeah.

Speaker 21 How is your golf game?

Speaker 65 It's okay. It's okay.
I tried to play back in my earlier years, obviously, you know, flamed out, didn't do it.

Speaker 65 I shot 68 in my first pro tournament, Big Cat, and I was like 38 on the leaderboard. And I mean, I played my ass off.
I've burnt the last two holes. I was all fired up.

Speaker 65 And that was almost about the peak of my professional career. But, you know, I still play competitive stuff, still play amateur stuff.

Speaker 65 I'm playing the Connecticut Open in a couple of weeks, qualified into that. So, yeah, I mean, I still, still, you know, play a little bit and get it around here and there.

Speaker 10 That's fun.

Speaker 63 We, we, we, so coming up is the Mount Rushmore of worst golf guys.

Speaker 2 Do you have anyone that particularly like you hate, like guys you play with?

Speaker 65 Yeah, I mean, the, I would say, I mean, I mean, slow guy that sucks is number one to me. Okay.

Speaker 65 You know, because you can, like, people, you know, people come up to me and they, you know, hey, I, I just want to let you know I'm not very good.

Speaker 65 I'm like, I don't care if you're the worst golfer I've ever seen. You just can't be bad and slow.
The same goes for a good player. Don't be good and slow either.
Yeah. Being fast is important.

Speaker 65 So I would say like the bad slow golfer and then the person that's giving advice to somebody that's better than you.

Speaker 65 That's like we have a buddy named Jake Mennard and Jake will tell anybody, he's like an 18 handicap. He would break down Max's swing if Max was around.

Speaker 51 I'm sure Max would love that.

Speaker 4 What about this golf etiquette wise?

Speaker 49 I like to, when I'm playing someone and we're maybe playing for money,

Speaker 32 when they're on the green and they're about to putt, I like to pick up their ball and put it right back down.

Speaker 37 Is that legal?

Speaker 65 I don't know if it's necessarily legal, but I really like it in terms of gamesmanship.

Speaker 55 Yeah, right?

Speaker 65 So do you put it in the same spot?

Speaker 52 Same exact spot.

Speaker 32 I just pick it up and I'm just like, let me look at that real quick and then put it right back down right before they're about to putt.

Speaker 9 I love that move.

Speaker 30 I might start doing that.

Speaker 58 Yeah, I might do that at the Connecticut Open.

Speaker 9 It always fucks with people because they're like, what the hell are you doing to my ball?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm not doing anything.

Speaker 32 I'm just literally picking it up, putting it down.

Speaker 15 This is going to show you how little we know about golf.

Speaker 15 But when you're caddying and you ask the guy, like, hey, you want it in or out for the pin, does does it make a difference at all if the pin is in or out?

Speaker 9 Not really.

Speaker 65 I mean, I think, I think golf guys would argue with me saying not really because they get super golf nerdy.

Speaker 65 But I mean, like good players on the PJ tour putt with it in and good players putt with it out.

Speaker 7 Like it doesn't really matter.

Speaker 6 I always assume that if it's in, you have a better chance if it's coming hot to maybe catch up on it.

Speaker 65 I think that's probably true kind of if you did a whole study on it.

Speaker 65 But at the same time, it can also like it could reject it right if it's coming in with speed and sometimes those fast puts if the pin's out hit the back of the hole pop up in the air and go in so you're missing out on that opportunity which also is a cool way to make a putt what goes through my head whenever somebody asked me that question if it's in that just means i've already accepted the fact that i'm not going to make that putt and if it's out that means that i'm actually i have half a chance that it might go in yeah so we're talking about by the way we're talking about bad golf guys i got one for you it's the guy that changes that depending on how far the putt is so i've played tournament golf before with guys that want the pin in on longer putts, but want it out on shorter putts.

Speaker 65 So, you're kind of going back and forth. You got to pick one or the other.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's true. That would be annoying.

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Speaker 2 I don't know why it took us this long to get here, but I mean, your last name, dude, like, that's fake, right?

Speaker 9 No, no.

Speaker 2 I mean, that's not fair that you have a last name, Bacon.

Speaker 12 That's the most, I mean, Kevin Bacon and Shane Bacon, like, you just have the most memorable name.

Speaker 49 Like, people don't forget your name.

Speaker 65 Shane Bacon, same amount of letters, too. So there's like a lot of symmetry.
You know, it's kind of five and five. I married a woman whose last name was Beverage.
So she went from Beverage to Bacon.

Speaker 65 How about that?

Speaker 15 What? She kept her last name, right? Her middle name is now Beverage Bacon.

Speaker 65 Yeah, she hyphenated it.

Speaker 9 Beverage Bacon, though.

Speaker 65 The thing is, she switched to bacon because it was beverage, but it was spelled without the, it wasn't the typical spelling. It was like I-D-G-E.

Speaker 65 So she went to bacon to make things easier because she said she had having to spell it out. But I was really pushing for the hyphen because I thought it'd be really funny.

Speaker 15 Wait, did she have any of that Tito's money? Because I know that Tito from Tito's Vodka, his name is Tito Beverage.

Speaker 65 Yeah. I don't know.
If she hadn't told me about it, she might be holding out on me.

Speaker 40 Did you, what was the moment, how old were you when you realized like my last name's awesome?

Speaker 65 You know, I think it got, you get through that awkward stage of 11, 12, 13, when everybody thinks that the jokes matter.

Speaker 65 And I think when you get to 15, 16, and you realize if they're making fun of you, that's a good thing. That was kind of the good moment in my life when I went.

Speaker 65 And then you get to college and people, like you said, never forget your name because your name is Bacon at the end. And everybody, in theory, likes bacon.
It is one of the rare universal things.

Speaker 65 It would be like if your name was, you know, PFT Puppy.

Speaker 9 Yeah. Which is like, oh, wow, that last name is great.

Speaker 65 Everybody likes puppies.

Speaker 40 Puppy's not a bad name.

Speaker 51 Yeah, puppy's a great last name.

Speaker 9 Throw it out there.

Speaker 65 Throw it out there. Next kid, maybe.

Speaker 9 Next kid.

Speaker 32 Oh, man. That's good.

Speaker 61 Well, Shane, thank you so much.

Speaker 2 We appreciate it.

Speaker 1 You're now a recurring guest.

Speaker 3 We'll have you back on to talk golf.

Speaker 39 And good luck with the rest of the tournament watching everyone.

Speaker 34 And hopefully Tiger plays better.

Speaker 20 But I don't know if that's going to happen.

Speaker 9 I put too much money on him to win the kids. Let's go for that to happen.

Speaker 65 Let's go, Max. I think Max will bounce back tomorrow.

Speaker 65 And also, I just wanted to tell you guys, I don't normally wear a backwards hat, but I spilled ketchup on it 13 seconds before we started the podcast.

Speaker 9 So, there you go. That's a cool day.
You can pull it out. Listen, your name is Shadine.

Speaker 15 I would be disappointed if your hat was forward.

Speaker 41 How did you spill ketchup on a hat?

Speaker 65 I'm in the, I'm in the booth. Like, I'm still in our booth.

Speaker 9 Were you wearing it when you spilled ketchup on it?

Speaker 65 Yeah, like, well, I got the serious ketchup right here.

Speaker 9 You know, I got the

Speaker 65 sandwich. It's like taking it off.
I had ketchup on my hand.

Speaker 9 Oh, okay.

Speaker 65 Not a great situation.

Speaker 15 I think you're lying. I think it was a ketchup packet explosion.

Speaker 65 No, no, no, no, no. These listen, these UK packets don't explode.
It's serious plastic over here.

Speaker 21 I think you're lying.

Speaker 5 I think you like to eat the fries off the top of your hat and you're just a weirdo.

Speaker 29 Now the Shane Bacon thing isn't that cool.

Speaker 9 Now you caught me.

Speaker 55 Damn it. I knew I should have brought it up.

Speaker 15 Important Scotland question. Do you get good straws over there? Are they the paper straws?

Speaker 65 No, no. Paper at Starbucks.
It's brutal.

Speaker 65 Listen, I think it's lame, but I'm one of those guys that go to Starbucks everywhere I go because it's the only consistent thing on the road.

Speaker 16 Yeah. That makes sense.
Is that lame?

Speaker 9 No. No, you got the stuff you like.
Yeah. Okay.
Thank you.

Speaker 65 Yeah. yeah paper straw is awful yeah they're the worst all right

Speaker 1 shane thank you so much we appreciate it and uh yeah we'll everyone check them out on golf channel all weekend appreciate it thanks guys

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Speaker 15 All right, back to Part of My Take.

Speaker 61 Okay, we now welcome on very special guests.

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Speaker 48 It is Trent and Frankie.

Speaker 16 First time on Pardon My Take. First time.

Speaker 39 Let's go.

Speaker 50 I remember a couple years ago during the Masters. I remember speeding down the highway with Riggs and we had you guys on speakerphone.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 50 That was the only other time I was on, but this is the first time officially in studio.

Speaker 9 Yeah, welcome. I love it.
I love it.

Speaker 24 And you guys just came back from Scotland and playing Lynx golf, correct?

Speaker 9 We did.

Speaker 8 Yeah, it's a grind over there. It's a totally different game.
We just got back two days ago. This course that we're watching right now is just, it's an absolute beast.

Speaker 15 So So you play this course? You play?

Speaker 8 No, we did not play St. Andrews.
Okay.

Speaker 9 But we won all the courses around it.

Speaker 50 We were there the week before we wanted to play, but they shut it down so they can get ready for the opening.

Speaker 56 So this is a dumb golf question, but like, when you say this course is a beast, I think I understand why, but I also am like, there's no trees, so I can't get lost.

Speaker 8 But like, it's just the most, it's like an unassuming beast, if that makes any sense. There's no trouble when you look out there, and then there's all these pot bunkers.

Speaker 8 It's almost like there's holes in the ground that just go on forever.

Speaker 9 They literally call them coffins, right?

Speaker 8 Yeah, Yeah, there's one row that it's the coffins, and there's three in a row that just are, you can't get out of them.

Speaker 9 You have to actually go backwards.

Speaker 50 Yeah, and if you look at American golf, it's more sticky and soft. Like you can hit a wedge super high, and it'll land on the green and stop.
In Scotland, it's much different.

Speaker 50 It's all burnt out and hard and firm.

Speaker 50 So, what we learned when we were over there, the caddies were telling us where you think you're going to go, land it 20 to 30 yards short, and it'll run out and go towards the hole.

Speaker 15 Because if you land it on the green next to the hole,

Speaker 15 you're going to be like 30 yards past the hole.

Speaker 8 All your yardages are always to to the front, so it was really hard to accept that. Let's say you hit your nine-iron 145 yards, you're now using that on a 165-yard shot.

Speaker 9 Way farther than that.

Speaker 9 Stronger than that.

Speaker 15 They probably don't even make golf clubs that I could use on this course. Yeah.

Speaker 48 Just overhit everything.

Speaker 50 How's your game, PFT? I know you've been playing a bunch.

Speaker 15 Pretty strong. Yeah, I almost had a par.

Speaker 8 A lot of people, you probably already heard about it.

Speaker 15 I almost had a par on the iconic ninth at whatever county course I was playing at last week. I hit my nine-iron out of the fairway.

Speaker 15 It was about 145, 155, and put it within about 12 feet and then hit my putt like four feet. And so I left myself eight feet for my bogus.

Speaker 8 The internet being nice to you about your swing every time you post it? Well,

Speaker 15 honestly, all they're saying is like, your swing's better than Hank's.

Speaker 9 Oh,

Speaker 9 that's really the main comment.

Speaker 17 Hank's been basically doing Trent Your Breaking 100 series, but just every single day by himself and not documenting it.

Speaker 48 And he hasn't broken 100. I've taken some videos.

Speaker 30 I've broken 100.

Speaker 9 You have? Yeah. When?

Speaker 30 Well, I scored 100.

Speaker 9 Oh, that's how you broke it. That's not broken.

Speaker 15 You broke into 100.

Speaker 9 Yeah, because Trent, when you broke 90,

Speaker 9 it wasn't 100, was it? 95. Yeah, right.

Speaker 11 But you're improving.

Speaker 15 Trent's improving. So when Trent does his breaking 100 and breaking 90 videos, I have to watch all of them.
And it's not just you, Trent, because you're a very likable person. Everybody roots for you.

Speaker 15 I think you're a piece of shit, but everyone else seems to really love you. I watch it to see you get your heart broken.

Speaker 15 But then Frankie is such a great wingman on these trips. So, like, I just dig the whole dynamic that you guys have going on.

Speaker 15 It's very soothing to watch you play around in golf, even if you're not, like, playing your best. It's some of the best content that we put out.

Speaker 9 No, absolutely.

Speaker 50 Yeah, Frankie's as much of a part of it as I am. Like, I mean, I'm the guy trying to make the score, but he's gassing me up, telling me what I need to do, tell me what I'm doing wrong sometimes.

Speaker 50 It's a good dynamic, and it works. And I mean, I'm trying to break 90.

Speaker 23 We're still.

Speaker 16 Where are you right now?

Speaker 29 Are you consistently shooting in the 90s?

Speaker 50 So, on the series, so far, no. I shot 98 the first time, and then I I went 103 102 101 shit.

Speaker 9 I know.

Speaker 50 And then it's like we're basically back to breaking 100.

Speaker 9 Right.

Speaker 50 But I played well in Scotland. I think I figured some things out.
So I feel better about my game now. I think I'm going to start putting up mid-90s pretty much consistently.

Speaker 9 Nice. Yeah, nice.

Speaker 4 And what about you, Frankie?

Speaker 15 What are you shooting these days?

Speaker 8 I had like the round of my life the other day during one of the episodes. I shot 79.
What? I was on track to shoot like a 74, and I kind of blew up on one hole.

Speaker 8 But yeah, something about playing with him and trying to accomplish his goal, I forget about all my mental demons. And I kind of just like hit the ball and then go to him.

Speaker 8 And I don't realize like my ball's right in the middle of the green or I'm making the putt or I'm making the birdie.

Speaker 8 And halfway through the round, we're like, holy shit, what the hell's going on over here?

Speaker 9 That's awesome. Yeah.

Speaker 15 I also think that helping somebody out and by...

Speaker 15 by kind of like giving them pointers here and there, if you're teaching somebody else something, you're also like subconsciously reinforcing that to yourself.

Speaker 15 And so you're like coaching yourself, but you don't even realize it.

Speaker 50 And he's been working with a mental coach, shooting a series called Fixing Frankie, this guy, Dr.

Speaker 50 Brett McCabe, who works with John Rahm and Billy Horschel, all these guys on tour, just trying to get Frankie like a process and to figure it out. It's crazy.

Speaker 50 Not to be such a neurotic weirdo on the golf course.

Speaker 9 It's been working, too.

Speaker 50 He's chipping insane.

Speaker 8 Thinking through a golf shot makes you better.

Speaker 9 Yeah. It's weird.

Speaker 15 I don't have the time for that.

Speaker 9 What's your, yeah, I don't think through anything, really.

Speaker 15 What's your biggest neurosis that you have that you have to work through?

Speaker 8 I'm very self-deprecating. That's how I get through life, and I feel like I'm back on the couch.
This series hasn't come out yet, but it's like, he literally sits me down.

Speaker 8 He's like, what's wrong with you? And I say, like, I like to make jokes about myself before I accomplish the thing that I'm trying to accomplish.

Speaker 8 So I'll be over a wedge shot or like a little tight lie bump, you know, with a sandwich in my hand. And I'll say, well, everybody, watch out.
Like, watch your kneecaps, watch your legs.

Speaker 8 This thing's coming in hot. Immediately when I say that, I'm already setting myself up for failure.
And then I fail.

Speaker 8 So he was saying, like, why do you step up to a T and rope a drive with a little bit of a draw right down the middle? It's exactly where you wanted it.

Speaker 8 And I was like, oh, because I'm confident in that. He's like, step up to the wedge just like that.
So we did all these

Speaker 8 things to make me confident, stepping up to the ball, and it worked.

Speaker 17 I like that he's a therapist, and his first question is, what's wrong with you?

Speaker 9 Yeah, that's a guy.

Speaker 8 And we drank during it, which I think might have been not kosher.

Speaker 9 No, that's fine.

Speaker 15 No, that's good. I actually, I think therapy, they should include a bar.
There should be an open bar.

Speaker 9 He was saying.

Speaker 15 And they should just give you a ball to throw around. Me and Feites discovered this when we were at the ocean.

Speaker 15 We were down at the beach last year, and we were just like throwing a vortex football to each other, like calmly. We started talking about our dads.

Speaker 9 And next thing you know, know,

Speaker 15 we're like expressing ourselves emotionally to each other, and we're like, What's going on? Oh, yeah, it's because we're fucking playing sports while we do this, tossing this around.

Speaker 31 Um, we should mention uh, before we do the Mount Rushmore, do we have a comment on Tiger?

Speaker 47 Because I bet a lot of money on him to make the cut, he is so bad right now.

Speaker 2 Uh, Frankie, I saw your tweet where you're like, Here, like, he roped the first drive of the day, best golfer in the world, then he put the next one in the drink.

Speaker 4 Um, where are we at?

Speaker 3 Because we were talking before.

Speaker 1 PFT kind of thinks he might retire. Is that on the table?

Speaker 50 So they actually, somebody with Sky Sports, I think, this week asked him about that because it's the 150th. He loves this place.
He said it's his favorite golf course in the world.

Speaker 50 He walked, I think, 58 holes during the practice rounds, which is way more than he usually does, especially with that bad leg. And they asked him, like, are you going to retire?

Speaker 50 Because it seems like you're trying to savor every moment here. It's kind of maybe your last go-around.

Speaker 50 He said no, but it's certainly going to be the last time that he can play play at a semi-high level. Obviously, it's not playing out right now, but for the next time that it comes to St.

Speaker 50 Andrews, it's going to be a few years with the rotation. So,

Speaker 50 I don't know. I mean, I wish he were playing better.
I wish that we could do one more magic go-round at St. Andrews, but it does not seem like it's panning out that way.

Speaker 2 So, if he, like, I would assume, though, like, even if he retires and stops playing, like, every tour, like, he's still going to play the majors, right?

Speaker 8 You don't like retiring golf.

Speaker 9 Not a thing. Right.

Speaker 15 Because when people retire, they just retire to play more golf.

Speaker 9 Right. Right.

Speaker 8 That's that's exactly right and also like he gets to choose his own schedule he's not a part of a team he's not like retiring would mean hey i'm not coming on thursday to that game yeah right he's just like i might show up to the u.s open next year i might show up if my leg feels good to the pja championship he's exempt he's always going to be in all these things he might show up i don't know for the next 10 years who knows right like i feel like he's just always going to play the masters right that's the plan and he's always said that's the plan he he calls out the hogan schedule um ben hogan had a horrific injury and then would always pick and choose his tournaments that he would play in tigers gonna do the the same thing.

Speaker 15 Yeah, I think that's right. So retirement doesn't mean he's never going to play golf again for the rest of his life.
But I think looking at his leg up, people forget he has like half of a leg.

Speaker 9 His entire

Speaker 15 calf is gone.

Speaker 50 The picture that came out like a month ago where usually he's wearing the sleeve. Like when he knows he's going to be in public and photographed or videoed, he puts a sleeve on it.

Speaker 50 There was one time, I forget where he was, and somebody caught him and just took a picture with him, and he wasn't wearing the sleeve.

Speaker 50 And people are like, that's about 100 million times worse than we all know.

Speaker 9 He looked like a scarecrow.

Speaker 8 Like he he was literally pieced together.

Speaker 17 What did you guys think about Riggs' tweet when he just tweeted a picture of the crash and was like, This guy's dominating right now?

Speaker 9 I mean, did he do that? Oh, yeah, what you don't remember that was like a couple tournaments ago.

Speaker 33 I think it might have been the Masters when he had a little bit of a run, and it was just a picture of the crash site.

Speaker 9 He was like, This guy's playing. I mean,

Speaker 50 listen, that's a ballsy and aggressive tweet.

Speaker 50 But if you think about it, the fact that he was playing well enough to make the cut at these tournaments after he went flying off a cliff 80 miles per hour no like there were no brake marks nothing he just went interesting it's pretty yeah it's pretty

Speaker 9 no blood tests either that's kind of interesting no police didn't find anything yeah right they also said hey what's up tiger can i get an autograph the sheriff i think he said he held a press conference and was like we have the answers but we're closing this case and we're not going to release them we're so honored to to be there at he was wearing a tiger woods hat and red and he was wearing a red mock neck during the interview the only problem like the retirement stuff i don't think he's going to retire.

Speaker 50 But if you're looking at a tournament where he could potentially play well, like he skipped the U.S.

Speaker 50 Open at Brookline for a reason because it's hilly and he doesn't want to put that on his body and he was saving up for this tournament.

Speaker 46 St.

Speaker 50 Andrews, it's flat and the weather isn't as bad as it could be. So that would be ideal conditions for him to perform and he's not.
So it's a red flag in that asset.

Speaker 8 He's in a divot on one. That's the only reason.

Speaker 9 He was.

Speaker 15 The ball was in a divot when he hit it. He hit the second one into the burn, right?

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 8 I don't know why they call it the burn, by the way. It's filled with water.

Speaker 15 It makes no sense. We're going to talk to Shane Bacon a little bit.

Speaker 9 We'll ask him that. Yeah.

Speaker 43 Who do you guys have beef with right now?

Speaker 8 Jeff Shackelford.

Speaker 27 Jeff Shackelford.

Speaker 50 Pretty much all the old, not all of them, because some of them are good.

Speaker 50 But there was when we were in Australia for the President's Cup and we fist bumped Tiger and we put the video up and we were giddy because that's just kind of that's an awesome video.

Speaker 16 Right. That's kind of how we are out there.

Speaker 9 Tiger

Speaker 9 was friendly with you guys.

Speaker 47 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 50 So we get giddy and then I think Frankie tweeted during that like he was playing a guy named Abe Anser and Frankie was like, I want Tiger to beat Abe Answer Answer so badly that he quits the game of golf.

Speaker 50 And those two things combined. Turned out he went to live, so he kind of did.

Speaker 50 A couple of old guys were like, I can't believe these guys get media credentials. I think it's like Bob Huggins and Jeff Shackeford.
Those guys suck.

Speaker 8 They're mad that they've spent their entire existence inside that media tent, clicking away at all the words that they're going to write that no one's going to read.

Speaker 8 JeffShackeford.com about the presence of the game of golf in all of our hearts and our minds. Like, what the fuck are you talking about?

Speaker 8 We're going to get 10 times the amount of views, 10 times the amount of clicks by just giving the guy a high five because that's the world we live in we live in this world you live in a non-existent world you guys are fans right and forever and we was fine and we would have never said those things like we didn't we weren't on the offensive we were on the on the defensive because they were saying like i can't believe that these guys have credentials we've always said that there's enough room at the table for everybody correct the written the journalist that side of it is fine yeah the side the fanboy side of it that we are that's fine too you got to see these guys they literally go up to the desk and like try and get our credentials taken away from us they're complaining to like the heads heads of the PGA championship being like that.

Speaker 8 We're not writing if they're out there. It's nuts.

Speaker 9 That's ridiculous. Yeah, they'll probably be like, okay, see you.

Speaker 15 You can actually, it turns out you can write words about golf if you watch it on TV. Yeah.
100%.

Speaker 50 And one of Jeff Shackleford's things was like, you guys are making it about yourself, not about the game or about the golfers. And like he just said, his website is jeffshackleford.com.

Speaker 9 And like they're doing like that. We're all out here trying to do the same thing.

Speaker 15 I think you guys are making it about the game, but like by making it about yourselves, to a certain extent, when they show those moments like tiger woods coming up they're everybody that watches it get to gets to see correct tiger woods meeting a fan that's been like you know appreciating the work that that guy's been doing for years and years and years growing up watching him on tv they get to see you guys get super excited about that people like that like it's meeting your heroes people like seeing people meet their heroes

Speaker 17 it's it's what it's what all these like old journalists like whenever they complain about their flights or the press box that's what we always make fun of it's like dude you realize that a lot of people listen to us and like read us because they know that we have a a dream job, right?

Speaker 59 Why would we pretend that it's anything different?

Speaker 1 I'd be like, No, Tiger, I don't want a fist bump.

Speaker 50 And the number one response we get to those videos is like, I feel like I'm the, I feel like I'm living vicariously through you, yeah, because they feel like they know you, and you know, Tiger, exactly.

Speaker 15 Yeah, so actually, my favorite video that you guys did in a situation like that was a couple years ago when Tiger came up to you guys for the first time and he just started like chit-chatting with you, just like making small talk like he knew you guys.

Speaker 15 And then he asked Trent the famous question, Where are you guys stationed? And Trent's brain just froze, Like a screensaver appeared on Trent's face, which is, I mean, that's a very weird way to ask.

Speaker 15 I'm still not even sure what he was asking.

Speaker 9 He was asking me, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 15 He is a Navy SEAL.

Speaker 8 He had a setup at Pebble Beach for Barcelona Radio. So that could have been the station.
Is he asking us where we are stationed like that week?

Speaker 9 Like, where's our house? That's where is our school headquarters? Yeah, right. Where are you guys stationed?

Speaker 9 So he actually

Speaker 9 said,

Speaker 8 Trent actually went, the

Speaker 50 first time Tiger Woods had ever looked me in the eyes and said words my direction, and I just had nothing for him.

Speaker 31 That's an awesome power move, though,

Speaker 15 to ask somebody a question they don't know the answer to the first time you meet them.

Speaker 15 So do you, like, if he asks you again, do you have, like, where are you stationed?

Speaker 50 I don't have an answer.

Speaker 9 I don't have an answer.

Speaker 50 I want to get out in front of it.

Speaker 50 If we ever have the opportunity to interview him or have a sit-down with him, I want to get out in front of it and be like, you broke my brain by asking me where am I stationed, and I need to know what did you mean by that?

Speaker 50 Yeah.

Speaker 33 And then that's a great question.

Speaker 50 And then give me, and then I'll answer answer the question once he breaks it down a little bit further. Because as it stands right now, I have no idea where I'm stationed.

Speaker 1 Do you guys think you'll get him on eventually? We've had him on our show. No big deal.

Speaker 9 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 8 I think so, yeah.

Speaker 50 Yeah, we've gotten pretty tight with his inner circle.

Speaker 15 Like, he's just got guys who are always around him.

Speaker 9 Right.

Speaker 50 And we're, that's how we got, like, the Pebble Beach thing that you're talking about, PFT.

Speaker 9 That is how that happened.

Speaker 50 Like, the guys around him know that we're, like, not psychopaths. I mean, we love Tiger.
We've loved him forever. So there is that side of it.
but like we're not going to be crazy weirdos to him.

Speaker 9 Right. Maybe, I mean, just regular weirdos.

Speaker 9 We're regular weirdos with him.

Speaker 50 So they, they trust us to a degree. So I think hopefully at some point in the future, we'll get some sort of interview with him.
That'd be awesome.

Speaker 15 I think most people would turn into like a little bit of a weirdo meeting Tiger Woods.

Speaker 61 He's, there's a class of, I mean, you guys know it because you've interviewed a bunch of people.

Speaker 52 And same with us.

Speaker 2 Like you get a little numb to it, and then you'll have like a step-up interview where it's like, oh, fuck, it's this person.

Speaker 9 Yeah. Like when we interviewed like Adam Sandler and KG, it was like, oh, whoa, this is like a totally different, you know, Chris.

Speaker 22 You get the nerves.

Speaker 15 Yeah.

Speaker 50 You get the nerves for it.

Speaker 9 And Tiger's a little bit of a weirdo. Yo.

Speaker 46 Wait, a little? So we had like... Trent?

Speaker 9 No, I know, I know. But like.

Speaker 9 Having that energy

Speaker 50 with my nervousness energy is like, it'll be, it's interesting.

Speaker 49 I think that would be a good mix, though.

Speaker 15 I actually think you guys would calm him down a little bit. I think Tiger would come out of his shell a little bit if he was talking about it.

Speaker 9 I would hope so. We would love that.

Speaker 8 At Pebble Beach, I actually was, it was the first time I was ever lost for words. Like, I always heard that term, and I was like, that's impossible.
You can always say something.

Speaker 8 I actually tried to say something. I couldn't get the word out.

Speaker 8 We were talking about the basketball game. I think the Lakers were playing, and I was going to say, who do you like tonight? And it actually was very mousy.
I couldn't get it out. Who do you?

Speaker 9 And then he grabbed it from you. He grabbed it from me.

Speaker 9 I was like, yeah, who do you like tonight?

Speaker 50 And Freddy was pissing himself in the corner.

Speaker 17 You guys should have just been like, you check out the fucking bombs on that shit.

Speaker 9 And then like, I love you guys. Yeah, just wear a Bikini when you interview him.

Speaker 15 He'll be right at home.

Speaker 61 You should just

Speaker 61 bring some playmates with you.

Speaker 2 Like, we brought this gift for you, Tiger.

Speaker 9 All right, let's do Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 9 Let's do Mount Rushmore. We're going to do the Mount Rushmore of worst golf guys.

Speaker 9 So open-ended.

Speaker 4 You guys are our guests, so you decide the order.

Speaker 38 So it's going to be team Frankie and Trent together.

Speaker 1 Hank, Bubba, and Jake, and then me and PFT.

Speaker 2 You guys decide the order. Snake draft.

Speaker 9 Okay. Okay.

Speaker 50 How do you want to? What do you think?

Speaker 9 It's tough. It's real tough.
Don't overthink it.

Speaker 15 Where do you guys want to be stationed? Yeah.

Speaker 9 Fuck.

Speaker 45 Let's go second.

Speaker 1 Okay, who do you want to go first?

Speaker 8 I want

Speaker 8 PFT to go first.

Speaker 2 All right, it's us.

Speaker 9 Shut up, Hank.

Speaker 8 I want you guys to go first. Shut the fuck.

Speaker 9 I'll second and you guys start.

Speaker 9 And then wait. Yeah.

Speaker 9 Okay. All right, we'll go first.

Speaker 15 Okay, so our most annoying golf guy.

Speaker 1 I think we go with that one that you wrote me back about PFT that I said to you because I think that will get taken.

Speaker 41 No, it's my pick, so you're wrong, Hank.

Speaker 9 Yeah, okay.

Speaker 17 You're being a piece of shit, Hank.

Speaker 17 Do you guys have a producer that's like so annoying that went upstairs and is now in the C-suite and thinks he's better than everyone?

Speaker 14 Yep.

Speaker 11 Oh, okay, good. Cool.

Speaker 9 So you can relate to how Hank is.

Speaker 9 All right.

Speaker 61 One of the most annoying guys on the golf course is the guy that

Speaker 58 thinks that like the cart girl's into him and it's like

Speaker 19 always hitting like very uncomfortable while like while you're sitting there where the cart girl comes up hitting on her like asking her questions trying to be funny yeah trying to be funny and then you get back in your carts and he's like yeah she totally wants to fuck me it's it's it's tiger woods it's tiger woods it's usually the guy who it's it's the only woman that person gets to talk to that's not their wife during the course of a week.

Speaker 15 And so, and they've had a couple beers, she has more beers, and so then it's just like open season. Yeah.

Speaker 15 And he just like lets all this pin up sexual frustration out on this poor cart girl who's going to be polite to you because she wants your tip.

Speaker 15 And, you know, she wants to keep serving you, serving you beers for the rest of the round.

Speaker 23 And he thinks, yeah, he thinks that being on a golf course is like international waters where you can just say whatever.

Speaker 36 It's like, dude, stop.

Speaker 32 Like, this is uncomfortable.

Speaker 23 Just get your fucking, you know, beer and let's keep going.

Speaker 24 She's not into you.

Speaker 17 She pours the beer.

Speaker 15 He's like, I actually had a guy do this one time.

Speaker 30 She pours the beer and he's like, wow, that's a lot of head.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 9 Oh, shit.

Speaker 15 And I was like, I'm walking back to my car now.

Speaker 9 The same guy's the worst. Same guy who felt like I was a little bit more.
I was really mad at my dad after that.

Speaker 9 Yeah, I was like, this girl is super into me.

Speaker 50 Yeah. It's like, well, you're giving her a lot of money.

Speaker 9 And that's like, kind of why we're here. Or he'll be like, when the cart comes up, be like, dibs.
You're like, come on, Tom.

Speaker 18 What the fuck are you doing?

Speaker 9 I call Dibs on hole one. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 9 I would be all up in that.

Speaker 15 It's like, dude, you're 70.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 44 Tips are, yeah, tips are a little too much.

Speaker 9 You're like, oh, she'll come back to us.

Speaker 8 And then the move is they'll let the cart girl like swing a, swing the club.

Speaker 9 Oh, that's awesome. Watch it hit one.

Speaker 9 She doesn't want to fucking hit one. Oh, my God.

Speaker 23 I've thankfully never been around both.

Speaker 9 Oh, it's a word.

Speaker 50 Lose it. It's bad.
Okay.

Speaker 28 That's a good one. Your first pick.

Speaker 8 I think you go number two right there.

Speaker 26 Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 2 Also, we should just say you can't pick rigs.

Speaker 9 Okay.

Speaker 9 Thank you. No, no, no.

Speaker 40 I know that was everyone's first pick.

Speaker 8 We're going with the golf tips guy, a guy who always wants to give out a tip. There's nothing worse than when you're playing golf, you're not on the range,

Speaker 8 you spend money to go play, and then you have someone right there on the first. You'd be like, you know, I saw your swing.
I think you're taking a little bit too much on the inside.

Speaker 8 Like, dude, you suck too. I suck.
You suck. We all suck.
I don't need your tip. You can't even hit the golf ball.
Yeah.

Speaker 37 And there's a way to do it.

Speaker 1 There's a way to do it.

Speaker 2 I've been on the golf course where someone will say, like, hey, can I give you a tip?

Speaker 1 I'm like, yes, please.

Speaker 6 Yes. You can consent to the tip.

Speaker 59 Yes.

Speaker 9 But the person who gives unsolicited tips and do it all round, that drives, that's the worst to be around.

Speaker 8 I had it happen in, in, we just got back from Scotland. We're playing one of the all-time golf courses I'm ever going to play on the driver range.

Speaker 8 I got a driving lesson from a guy that was like, changed my whole swing. And now all of a sudden I stepped to the first year.
I didn't even know who I was anymore.

Speaker 8 I was playing fantastic leading up tips.

Speaker 9 I was improving my day.

Speaker 56 Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. That, that, yeah.

Speaker 9 Fuck. That's the thing.
Yeah, the bottom is to take the lesson.

Speaker 8 I like, you have to take the lesson. It's like, you can't just be like, get away from me because then you become like another bad golf guy where it's like you're just an asshole.

Speaker 9 No, it's, it's, you have to be very simple. But he just came up to you.

Speaker 30 He was like, can I give you a lesson?

Speaker 8 Yeah, it was just like, I see you're doing this. Like, why don't you take them more from the inside? Takes videos of me, show them me.
Now I have to be polite.

Speaker 29 It's like, what are we doing at here?

Speaker 2 No, it's the simple, can I give you a quick tip?

Speaker 52 And if you say yes or no, like you can say no.

Speaker 9 I just play good golf. I'm good.

Speaker 8 Yeah. But then you're an asshole, and then you like shrank the first one.
He's like, why don't you take the tip?

Speaker 15 You get the version of it, Trent. Oh, is it your caddy?

Speaker 9 Oh, no. You get it online, Trent.
Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.
I mean, we. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 50 With our jobs, like, we have the most videoed swings in the world. And then I'm trying to do the series where I'm trying to break 100.
I'm trying to break 90.

Speaker 61 I don't even look at my DMs anymore Well, but I I heard that every four-play listener shoots under par.

Speaker 9 That's true. That's what I've heard as well.
It's bad. It's really bad

Speaker 50 and they'll trick me too. They've they've figured out because I've said this publicly that like I'm not listening to anybody except my swing coach John Tillery.

Speaker 50 If you're trying to DM me tips and all that stuff like I don't want them. So they'll now they'll start the DM being like love the series love you guys.

Speaker 50 And then there is by the way you fucking suck at putting like figure it out.

Speaker 9 It's like all right man.

Speaker 15 The thing about golf tips too, especially when you're reading them, is they never make any sense.

Speaker 15 At least to me, as a layperson, it's always somebody who's like, oh, your hands are releasing a little bit too early.

Speaker 15 You need to bring the elbow inside and have it clear your hips before they follow through. I'm like, none of that makes any sense to anybody, except for the person writing it.

Speaker 1 You haven't fired up your glutes enough and your hips aren't activating.

Speaker 9 What is this all this?

Speaker 50 Right, like, I'm bad in bunkers, and people will tell me, just act like there's a dollar bill under it. I'm like, what does that mean?

Speaker 40 Yeah. No, that's actually a good tip.
You should do that.

Speaker 9 Yeah. All right.

Speaker 30 Hank, your team has the next two yes uh i have one similar to their first one but i'll save that for the second our first pick is the guy who has a couple bad holes and becomes a total asshole and just like ruins the mood like he just has a couple you said don't pick rigs no not i mean not not riggs but like this happens all the time people take it a little bit too seriously and then all of a sudden they're just like not talking they're not cracking jokes yep they're literally just like hit get in the cart don't say anything drive up and then god forbid they have another bad shot and then it's just awkward yeah It's like, what?

Speaker 9 I think what am I doing now? I'm going to do this.

Speaker 15 Once you start fucking up, you should talk more. Like, get it out of your system.

Speaker 15 Just be open with how badly you're playing.

Speaker 9 It is true.

Speaker 34 The energy vampires of a golf course.

Speaker 9 Yes. Yeah.

Speaker 35 Yeah. Okay.
Good pick.

Speaker 30 And then my second one, this happened to me the other day.

Speaker 30 So I play a lot of, I play a lot of like random Phil golf games like at Skyway because I don't have, I'll just go out there by myself and get paired up with whoever's out there.

Speaker 30 And it was just me and one other guy, and he started asking me for tips after every single shot. So like the guy that's like asking, I was like, I'm not a good golfer.

Speaker 30 I don't know what I'm doing.

Speaker 22 And he's like, what'd you see there?

Speaker 30 Like, what'd you see there? What'd you see there? What'd you see there? Because I think it had like, he's like, oh, Barcelona golf. Like, I had the Barcelon golf bag.

Speaker 30 And he was like, oh, like, you know, you play a lot of golf. I was like, not really.
Yeah. And he just kept asking me for swing tips.

Speaker 9 So the guy who asked, like, over asked for tips when you don't want to give them.

Speaker 15 Yeah. Do you ever make them up?

Speaker 30 I was literally just like, yeah, you know, what the people tell me is like, put your, you know, put the ball on your front foot.

Speaker 9 And like, you have no, like, I don't know what I'm saying.

Speaker 30 I say the shit that people DM me that I don't even know what they're saying. Like, similar to what you say.

Speaker 50 Going out there and getting paired up with strangers, the fact that you do that on a regular basis, I find to be incredibly brave.

Speaker 9 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 50 That's like I get incredibly nervous and anxious about that.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 56 Because you don't know what you're going to get.

Speaker 50 And I suck. And it's like, I know everybody sucks, but you never know what you're going to get.
So that's, I find that to be incredible.

Speaker 8 My dad does it all the time. He brings like all of my clothes and like we'll hand it out to like if it's a person that's a medium or a large from my closet.

Speaker 8 He goes out there and he's like, you ever hear Barcelon golf? And they're like, No, he's like, Here's a quarter zip.

Speaker 9 That's something that's daddy wearing all my clothes.

Speaker 9 He loves it.

Speaker 15 If you know Frankie's dad, he's probably the most proud father in the world.

Speaker 15 Like, he gives away one of your medium shirts, he probably cries.

Speaker 9 Yeah,

Speaker 61 you can just be like, Frankie's doing a great job, and he'll start crying.

Speaker 50 Yeah, if he's listening to this right now, he's crying.

Speaker 9 Yeah, so for sure. So part of my thing is hysterical.

Speaker 61 All right, your guys' next pick.

Speaker 50 Uh, which one do you want to go with?

Speaker 8 I think I'm, I think, we, I think you got to go with uh, one of those two.

Speaker 50 Let's do that one.

Speaker 8 Okay. It's the strict rule follower.

Speaker 9 Ah, we had that. Yep.

Speaker 8 Tiger Woods today in a fucking divot. If you're making me hit out of a divot, go home.

Speaker 9 I don't want to play with you.

Speaker 8 If I'm just a foot on the outside of the white steak and you're making me take a penalty stroke, I fucking hate you.

Speaker 8 If I hit a ball out of bounds and I didn't realize it was out of bounds and you make me walk back to the fucking T to hit my third shot because that's what the USGA says,

Speaker 8 I don't ever want to see you ever again in the rest of my life. So

Speaker 8 we like to to abide by the rules of golf in certain situations.

Speaker 8 Like, if we're playing a legit match and there's a lot of money on the line or something, fine, I'll play all the rules you want me to play.

Speaker 9 Time and place.

Speaker 8 If I'm out there with my buddies and I have a guy out there that's just telling me like all the rules of golf, oh, you can't walk there, you can't put the, it just doesn't make it fun.

Speaker 15 Yeah, the ball is like an inch in front of the T-marker. It's like, hey, you want to back that up a little bit?

Speaker 8 What are we trying to accomplish out here?

Speaker 9 Are we trying to become a professional? I did a mini golf tournament yesterday. Oh, I did.
Mini golf is different. Hey, that was time and place.

Speaker 9 That was time and place. I'm actually for me.
I'm more of a stickler for rules of mini golf than I am on the actual game. It was like a little bit before the T-box.

Speaker 46 He's like, what are we doing here?

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 8 No, that was time and place. There was a lot of money on the line.
I was trying to win that thing.

Speaker 8 But no, it's just, it ruins the day. And I always say to myself, like, what are we trying to accomplish out here? Are we trying to become professional golfers?

Speaker 8 Are we just trying to get this ball in the hole? Me moving this ball an inch out of the divot's not going to affect my game

Speaker 9 today

Speaker 8 where it's going to make a big difference in any of our lives. Right.
Just let me have a fun time.

Speaker 15 He's actually rooting for you to have a worse time.

Speaker 61 And if you're not playing for anything, you're just playing, like, what the fuck do you care?

Speaker 8 Also, there should just be like buddies' rules, even if you are playing for something where everyone just agrees. So if it's in a divot, you roll it out.

Speaker 46 Or, like, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 9 Okay, just because you thought of another one from that.

Speaker 15 Or just, like, do whatever you want on the course. Yeah.

Speaker 15 And if you're trying to claim like a real score and like, you know, you're shooting in the 70s or whatever, then yeah, don't like take your ball out of the rough and throw it onto the grid.

Speaker 15 But yes, please give me the opportunity to cheat as much as I can because I'm not like actively trying to beat you. Yes, right.

Speaker 9 Yes.

Speaker 15 All right, so for number two,

Speaker 15 I'm going to go with the guy that wears spikes as a spectator.

Speaker 15 So the guy that's like walking the course and he's got his golf shoes on. Yeah.
Hank gave a shrug like, well, we've done this.

Speaker 9 We've done this.

Speaker 35 Oh, you guys have.

Speaker 30 I was going to say, I was talking to my grandfather actually recently. I guess he used to cover golf way back in the day when he was in college.
And he was like, one time I wore shitty shoes.

Speaker 30 And then one of the other like older professionals was like, you're on a golf course. Like, you should wear golf shoes.
And he was like, that. He was like, I had, it was brutal.

Speaker 30 And then I started wearing golf shoes.

Speaker 35 It was much better to, you know, walk around and

Speaker 9 cover the sports.

Speaker 8 We wear them because, first of all, like G4 shoes are incredibly comfortable. They're basically sneakers.
They're just like the, they don't have spikes in them.

Speaker 8 They're just the other types of golf shoes.

Speaker 9 Like the molded spikes.

Speaker 8 Like, someone's like, you wouldn't wear ice skates to go cover hockey, but it's like, you're also not on the ice when you're covering hockey.

Speaker 9 Like, you're literally.

Speaker 9 Shitting on our peak. Well, because we wear self-defense.

Speaker 9 We got a defense.

Speaker 9 What about?

Speaker 1 Well, also when they wear gloves to tournaments, too.

Speaker 9 Well, that's crazy.

Speaker 8 Who wears a glove to a tournament?

Speaker 9 I actually have once.

Speaker 9 I thought it was, I was like, a golf glove?

Speaker 54 Yeah, what if they asked me to take a shot?

Speaker 9 Right.

Speaker 9 The player was wearing it as a joke.

Speaker 50 Like, if it rains the night before, the guys are obviously the players are going to be wearing...

Speaker 15 uh golf shoes and then if we're out there walking the course with them yeah but you guys are walking the course we're talking about spectators behind the but aren't aren't they wearing the spikes because they're they're swinging and so their like energy is being transferred and they need a little traction

Speaker 15 i I don't think it's because like they're walking across the fairway.

Speaker 8 No, but like there are you're just walking a hilly grass

Speaker 8 that that meant that was a great point.

Speaker 9 That was a good point.

Speaker 8 Yeah, like we're not really swinging out there, we're just grabbing beers and eating hot dogs. But I just think it's a traction thing.

Speaker 8 You don't want to be the guy that's falling around on these hills and it's like slippery and it's bent grass.

Speaker 9 It sounds like

Speaker 9 you guys are talking about in between the ropes.

Speaker 1 You guys are in between the ropes.

Speaker 3 We're talking about spectators.

Speaker 9 Like you're just walking

Speaker 59 standing in the gallery.

Speaker 9 You're wearing spikes.

Speaker 15 What about what about caddies? Do caddies always wear spikes?

Speaker 9 Yeah. Yeah, that would make sense.

Speaker 44 All right, our next pick.

Speaker 53 This one, actually, I'm shocked it got this far, but just slow play guy.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 2 The slow play guy is the worst.

Speaker 1 Takes forever on every shot.

Speaker 53 Million practice swings.

Speaker 44 Has to like, you know,

Speaker 1 slow play guy usually is like reading the yardage and shit on shots.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 2 I mean, if you're stuck, if you're playing with one of those guys, it just completely gets you out of your entire rhythm and everything sucks.

Speaker 8 Just becomes a different sport when you're with someone like that. It's like more serious, and you're like, What are we actually doing out here? Like, why are you?

Speaker 8 You know, you know what that guy does? He reads the putt from behind and then walks around because he's seen it on TV.

Speaker 9 He doesn't even know what he's doing. Yeah, he doesn't even know what he's going to read.
Yeah, right. You do the thing where they hold the putter up too, and they see the lines.

Speaker 8 You don't know any of these things. You just read it in a golf digest magazine.

Speaker 15 Yeah, the worst feeling is when they take those first two steps and you're like, oh, they're going to walk all the way around.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 15 And then you're like, now I've got 30 seconds where I'm just going to be watching this guy.

Speaker 8 And they miss the putt and it's like slapping their hands and like pointing.

Speaker 9 Oh, it went right.

Speaker 8 Yeah, dude, Max Homa does that because he actually hit it where he wanted to and didn't know that the putt was going to go there. You're doing it because you suck.

Speaker 9 That's a slow play.

Speaker 50 And a guy with like a no Mar Garcia Para pre-shot routine. Yes.

Speaker 9 It's like, let's just, come on. Swings.
Let's go.

Speaker 2 And it's like, you could deal with it for a few holes, but then when you get to the back nine, you're like, we've just been doing this all day.

Speaker 9 We've been on it for five hours already. And then

Speaker 59 what happens to me, I don't know if you guys are the same, but if I'm playing with someone really slow, I end up speeding up. Yeah.
Because I'm like, I just want to keep going.

Speaker 9 So he then up i mean my game can't be up more than it already is but if i were a decent golfer it would me up even more because i'm like you're playing slow i'm gonna play fast yeah because then you have like there's no worse feeling than knowing you're with the slow play guy and then you have people lining up behind you you could feel it like yeah you could just feel it you're like well do we let them play through and usually slow play guy does not let him play through nope and it's just the worst i actually think it's worse though when when you're not when the slow play guy is a group in front of you yeah and then there's people behind you and you want to be like, no, like, it's not even us.

Speaker 9 Like, it's actually them.

Speaker 9 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's him more.

Speaker 8 You got a cart in the middle of the fairway, runs and gets his ball, and all of a sudden, you're like, look at this fucking asshole. He's running back to his cart.

Speaker 8 You start getting aggravated with the guy in front of you. The guy in front of you is ruining your day.

Speaker 2 The slow play guy can ruin an entire, it can ruin basically the entire ecosystem of a golf course.

Speaker 9 Yeah. For like the day.
That's right. You're right, Hank.

Speaker 10 It's like everything is a traffic jam.

Speaker 15 What was Frankie's example there? Because I'm afraid I might be that guy. Like you'd park your cart in the middle of the fairway.

Speaker 8 Well, it's like there's certain, like, some guys will just have no awareness on how to move the day along.

Speaker 8 So like they'll just leave the cart and then like they'll go with a couple clubs and like move forward with a couple swings. And then they have to come back.

Speaker 9 They have to run all

Speaker 15 the way up and park that cart on top of the cart.

Speaker 9 Oh, no, that's perfect. That's what you should be doing.
Move, move, keep going.

Speaker 44 All right, good. All right, next pick for you guys.

Speaker 8 The other one, yeah? Yeah. Country club elitist.

Speaker 8 Walking on eggshells type of guy.

Speaker 8 I went to a place, pretty stuffy, really nerve-wracking type of place. Me and my buddy, we introduced ourselves.
I said, hey, I'm Frankie.

Speaker 8 The guy goes, yeah, I'm rob and he goes you guys aren't members are you and i said no he goes you know how i knew you didn't say your last name to me oh that's yeah that's because they wanted to find out if you were a jewer

Speaker 8 that's exactly what it was they weren't gonna let you in what are we doing here man we've been to places and we've been lucky enough to play some of the best courses ever and like i love it and and don't get me wrong like i'll never take it for granted but sometimes it's too much where you're like i'd rather just be playing at my old municipal golf course hop on the fence with my dad than have to walk around this place take the hat off when you sit down and eat There's a place on Long Island where you can't walk into the clubhouse unless you're wearing a sport coat.

Speaker 8 So guys are walking around in loafers, shorts, and sport coats, and the clubhouse is three feet long.

Speaker 8 So you literally wear the sport coat, walk through the clubhouse, take the sport coat off, and then you have to go get your dog shirt on.

Speaker 46 Do you think that like

Speaker 34 in 30 years that will kind of be gone a little bit?

Speaker 63 Because like that is very an old school thing that I think might be dying off, but

Speaker 9 you have douchebag kids that are following in the dad's footsteps and they're worse than the dad.

Speaker 39 Yeah, you're right. Yeah.

Speaker 9 There's always going to be rich people. Right.
That's what I'm doing.

Speaker 30 And they're always going to want to feel rich.

Speaker 39 Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 8 Trent hates that more than I do. You're fucking like, I'm fucking.

Speaker 30 It feels weird going in those places.

Speaker 40 It does.

Speaker 50 Yeah, because I don't enjoy myself. I end up like, I don't want to do anything wrong, but I'm also like, I don't think I'm actually doing anything wrong.

Speaker 50 You guys have created this system of rules that is so stupid that I don't want to be here anymore. I'd rather just go play somewhere where I can just have fun.

Speaker 8 They can smell the poor on YouTube.

Speaker 9 Yeah, you know it.

Speaker 15 Imagine the level of clean cut you have to be to look at Frankie Borrelli and be like, that guy doesn't belong here.

Speaker 9 Yeah, right.

Speaker 9 To another level. Yeah, exactly.
All right, good pick.

Speaker 5 All right, your last two picks, guys.

Speaker 30 We're going to go with a guy who takes a gimme putt on a putt that's not a gimme. Ooh.

Speaker 9 Yeah, good. Good one.
Also, the reverse of that guy is.

Speaker 30 It's an awkward thing, especially if you're playing a match and they just kind of pick it up and it's like, ah.

Speaker 30 This is friendly, but also like... Right.

Speaker 1 I had Honorable mention the reverse of that guy who won't give any gimmicks.

Speaker 39 Like, if you're two feet away, he's like, no, you got to putt that out.

Speaker 43 Are you serious right now?

Speaker 9 Yeah. That guy sucks.

Speaker 30 A significant amount of yeah, like, you need police in general.

Speaker 9 Yeah, either way.

Speaker 39 Or suck.

Speaker 17 I do like, though, every now and then, just, I mean, that's a good joke when you're like 40 feet away.

Speaker 9 Like, it is good, right? Yeah. Good, good.

Speaker 17 That's just good golf humor.

Speaker 30 This is from Jake. I think this is extremely relatable to Florida and I guess maybe country club golf, but the guy who drives too close to the greens and gets the cart stuck.
Ooh.

Speaker 30 Like, I feel like that's only in

Speaker 30 the nice golf carts that actually have a lot of fun.

Speaker 9 You have to go, yes, and then it'll shut down on you. It's only going reverse.

Speaker 8 That's bad. I would actually say that that actual system is the worst part of golf going right now.
The GPS system that stops you when you get too close to the fescue.

Speaker 8 You can't go forward anymore. So then you have to reverse back and going backwards in a cart goes one mile an hour.
You're always motherfuckering that.

Speaker 38 Now, Jake, how do you, though, like,

Speaker 1 you're a huge Trump guy, and he does not.

Speaker 9 What? No, I'm not. Oh.
Okay.

Speaker 9 That's the other guy.

Speaker 18 I actually love when Trump drives on the greens.

Speaker 9 It's the other guy.

Speaker 9 I think he should be allowed to drive on the greens.

Speaker 51 Yeah, when he drives on the greens, I laugh every time.

Speaker 15 He's the only person in the world that should be allowed to do it.

Speaker 8 We played Trump Ferry Point. It's right over here by

Speaker 8 the bridge. And there's a sign there that says he made a hole in one on the first day it ever opened.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 9 It was the wind, right?

Speaker 10 The wind was like, it had the wind.

Speaker 9 He didn't even play the super window.

Speaker 8 The truth is he didn't even play the hole. I think he only played nine holes.
That's like the 12th hole.

Speaker 9 Yeah, yeah, we took it.

Speaker 8 When he came back, he goes, it was an amazing shot.

Speaker 15 We actually, we talked to Michael Cohen about that. We asked him that question.
He's like, he's got a lot of holes in one that nobody ever saw.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 29 The best part is he played with people that are like, no, he didn't.

Speaker 9 Yeah. But the plaque stands for.

Speaker 9 The plaque stands for. There's a plaque there.

Speaker 31 Once it's a plaque, it's fact.

Speaker 9 So they actually,

Speaker 30 it's got your name on it. You can say whatever you want.

Speaker 8 The plaque was in the ground, and I think people were pissing on it, so they moved it to a post.

Speaker 9 Jeez, it's crazy.

Speaker 8 They said it was smelling like piss.

Speaker 9 That's hilarious. Oh, you know who a great golf guy is?

Speaker 15 The guy that pisses outdoors on the first hole.

Speaker 9 Yeah. Like right off the bat.

Speaker 15 It's like, I'm not even a beer deep yet. And you know what? Nature's calling.
Got to take a leak in the woods. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Okay, your guys' last pick.

Speaker 56 Good pick, Hank.

Speaker 16 And Team Hank.

Speaker 50 Yeah, that's a good one.

Speaker 15 Jake, were you close to the green when you drove the golf cart off that bridge?

Speaker 60 No, I can show the picture, but I almost died in like seventh grade. I was driving at a charity golf tournament.

Speaker 60 I wasn't looking, drove it off a bridge, flipped it over, and I was stuck underwater for like a minute. And who saved you?

Speaker 9 What? That was like succession. And Jake, who saved you?

Speaker 9 Kennedy.

Speaker 60 Trump? A guy at the charity golf tournament. I was driving driving alongside a former MLB pitcher because it was a celebrity charity golf tournament that my dad was helping run.

Speaker 60 And I was 13 years old and I was trapped under. It was crazy.

Speaker 47 Yeah, Ted Kennedy would be a little bit more.

Speaker 9 Let's go to the bottom of my Instagram.

Speaker 9 Let's go to the party. Who is it? What pitcher is it? What is his Instagram plug?

Speaker 60 No, my Instagram.

Speaker 9 Yeah, like, no,

Speaker 9 just tell us.

Speaker 41 No, the picture I'm saying.

Speaker 15 No, but who is the Major League Baseball player?

Speaker 60 Oh, Chris Hammond, former pitcher. But I'm saying, if you go to the bottom of my Instagram is the picture.

Speaker 9 Nice. Yeah.

Speaker 30 That's crazy. It's a little treasure taunt.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 8 This TV is really hard to watch golf on.

Speaker 9 Yeah, there's a white dot

Speaker 9 in the middle. It's already been fucked up a few times.
I was looking at that ball. I was like, why is that ball moving so fast?

Speaker 9 The cameraman's incredible, keeping it directly in the center of the shop the entire time.

Speaker 30 I once had my cousin going full speed in a golf cart. It was like a game of chicken where I was like, oh, he's going to move.

Speaker 9 It just...

Speaker 30 Did not move.

Speaker 9 Probably a good thing.

Speaker 30 And it was like a family outing and

Speaker 30 my mom came sprinting around the corner. He was dead.
He was fine. But it was.

Speaker 8 Dude, remember your history? You're Mark's history with golf starts getting hit when Dave was.

Speaker 9 Oh, that was one of my honorable mentions.

Speaker 1 Guys who don't think it's funny to hit each other with golf carts.

Speaker 8 Remember how bad that got with Riggs and

Speaker 8 when Dave was like, I want you guys to be like posting this stuff, and you guys were like, We're not posting this stuff.

Speaker 30 Oh, yeah, those videos were funny, though.

Speaker 13 They were so funny.

Speaker 15 I don't think it was lucky, though, that nobody actually killed each other.

Speaker 11 I agree with both sides.

Speaker 9 Yeah, right, exactly.

Speaker 29 Like, I don't think it's, I don't think it's you shouldn't hit your friends with a golf cart.

Speaker 59 But every time I saw the video, I laughed. Yes.

Speaker 27 Every single time.

Speaker 8 Wasn't there a bounty on Riggs? Yeah.

Speaker 50 Five or ten grand.

Speaker 8 It was like a $10,000 prize.

Speaker 35 It was like

Speaker 9 it to the point where they were actually running over people.

Speaker 29 Well, Riggs was like, I can't golf anymore. I keep hearing a cart and I look over my shoulder.

Speaker 50 I think Riggs said that if someone hit him with a cart, he would actually shoot him.

Speaker 52 All right, your guys' last pick.

Speaker 9 Yeah, it's the one we want to go with.

Speaker 50 Yeah. Handicap police.

Speaker 9 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 8 He's very specific to that.

Speaker 50 And more specific to Frankie and Riggs because they're genuinely pretty good golfers. So the handicap is low.

Speaker 50 And then when you put your swing and your game on the internet and they see a couple of bad shots, people are like, you're not actually a seven or an eight. You're actually a 15.

Speaker 19 It's the worst.

Speaker 13 I would go insane if I were you guys.

Speaker 8 Dude, it's actually bad. We can't post a video with everyone being like, this guy says he's an eight.
It's like, well, I'm actually just doing what the handicap system does.

Speaker 8 So the handicap system is you put it in, you just input all your scores. You basically put your scorecard in the app and it just delivers you a number.

Speaker 8 You're an an 8.9 you're a 9.2 and everyone thinks that like if you're a nine if you're a nine or a ten that you shoot an 82 every time because that's 10 over par but that's not how the handicap system works the handicap number is it's your best possible round over your last 20.

Speaker 8 So it's like saying if you played the best ever today, you'd shoot an 82. But that also means you could shoot a 95.
Right.

Speaker 9 Or you can shoot a 79. Let's go off.

Speaker 8 So everyone just doesn't understand that.

Speaker 9 And that's the most complicated system in it's a very complicated system. It's complicated.
It is.

Speaker 8 But like, it's the only thing we get like you're not a non you're actually an 18 It's I'm talking every single person and it's just like I would go insane handicap police is just the fucking worst and then when you finally have a good round you like want to call to them right you see this one did you fucking count every shot here?

Speaker 15 Yeah, they're also just there's internet forums that are like dedicated to people that are in charge of like looking up

Speaker 15 potential like handicap misuse by people.

Speaker 15 It becomes like a true detective thing. And they do the same thing in like distance running where you'll have like these forums that are like tracking people's GPSs, looking at their times.

Speaker 15 Same way in golf. It's like, okay, I figured out this person's been lying about their handicap.
And they feel like they get a little feather in their cap for that.

Speaker 42 Yeah.

Speaker 17 You guys should figure out, like, it'd be great if we could figure out a way, like, the barstool, maybe the comment section, where, like, on specifically on your posts, like, if someone wants to critique your swing, it, like, has a gif of their swing.

Speaker 8 Well, I wanted to do that at Barstool Classic. This has been my dream is when they sign up, I'm probably giving it away now.

Speaker 8 When they sign up, we ask them for their Twitter and Instagram handle and just say, like, oh, we just want to do something for social.

Speaker 8 And then I'm sitting on a T-box with everyone's Twitter, and I type in my name.

Speaker 8 And anything, if I find a guy that's talked shit about me, I bring it up right before he hits, and I say, Let's see it now. Yeah.

Speaker 8 And then we just say, it's just like a roast of all these guys that have just been talking shit about us forever. I think you're going to be able to do it.
You got to do this. Yeah.

Speaker 38 Because it will curb people critiquing everything if their golf swings suck.

Speaker 8 100%.

Speaker 9 Right. Oh, yes.
I love that. It's a good idea.

Speaker 9 Okay.

Speaker 40 Our last pick. Okay.

Speaker 15 Our last pick for annoying golf guys. I think we go with the one that I got one.
Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman.

Speaker 59 He's an annoying golf guy.

Speaker 15 He is annoying. He's taken...
He's just ruined the game of golf for everybody, really. He's probably the most annoying golf guy.
And if he hears me say this, he probably saw my arms off.

Speaker 9 Yes.

Speaker 9 He's got to be.

Speaker 49 What are your thoughts on Crown Prince?

Speaker 59 I know, I agree with you guys.

Speaker 8 I don't like him.

Speaker 8 I think the whole thing's weird, but I also...

Speaker 9 Are you just going to cover the live tour like it's like, what are you going to do?

Speaker 8 I don't know what you can do if it starts to become a real thing.

Speaker 8 even rory mcroy who is the prince of the pga tour came out last week and was like listen at this point if it's helping golf like it's just helping golf i was thinking it's hard to pga force them to have to adapt which would be good but also you can say that the guy that that murders people is bad he's bad yep two things came after golf guy he yeah bad golf guy yeah phil nicholson accomplished what he wanted to accomplish he made the pga tour paying off his debts

Speaker 9 like all right that was definitely what he wanted to accomplish but yeah that's 100

Speaker 8 he had like a list of commandments that he wanted from the fucking pj tour and now they're just checking off the list like they're they're giving more money on the purpose program was a perfect example of that they're just trying to pay the higher you know ranked guys and like you do see it where

Speaker 50 the PJ tour and all these majors like oh they just happen to find more money now the purses are bigger like that was part of Phil's point was like we want more money we know you guys have more money but you were holding it for yourselves and now that live is offering you know, a billion dollars a tournament, the PJ tour to try to fight that is like, oh, no, we can wool up our purses a little bit.

Speaker 27 Right.

Speaker 50 So it did, to a degree, Phil Mickelson, what he did worked. He just had to completely torpedo his entire reputation to do it.

Speaker 15 If I was on the tour right now, I would definitely, my, my investment habits, my spending habits would be way more reckless, knowing that in my back pocket, I've always got the Live tour.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 15 Don't write me a check one day if push comes to shove.

Speaker 8 You see, someone screamed at Phil today at the open something about Live, and he's like, will you just drop it? I'm loving life right now.

Speaker 9 Like my life is great. Yeah.
That's yeah, it is. That is that is the live

Speaker 9 life.

Speaker 9 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 10 All right.

Speaker 14 Any honorable mentions?

Speaker 23 This was a great Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 8 Jeff Shackelford, worst guy in golf. Yep.

Speaker 14 That's a good one.

Speaker 15 I've got Dude Perfect.

Speaker 9 Yep.

Speaker 1 Specifically in Amen's Corner.

Speaker 15 They defiled Augusta.

Speaker 15 Along those same lines, I had that guy that you golf with sometimes that wears a silly hat and takes steroids. That guy? You know that guy?

Speaker 9 Yeah, I think I know that guy.

Speaker 15 That guy. I'm familiar with him.

Speaker 9 I'm not that guy.

Speaker 8 Excuse maker. Like, there's always something that was wrong with the putt.
The wind blew on that one, or there was a divot or something.

Speaker 8 Like, I mean, there's always a guy that, like, he didn't do the wrong thing. It was everything else.

Speaker 9 We're all bad.

Speaker 50 So, if you can just admit that you're bad, it makes things a lot easier. Right? It's not the wind, it's not the break of the green.

Speaker 27 It's none of that.

Speaker 50 It's just like you're just, we're all pretty bad at this thing.

Speaker 9 It's a hard sport.

Speaker 30 Similar to the gimme guys, the guy that'll just give them, like, write down the wrong score.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 30 Yeah, that's a five.

Speaker 9 It's like, I had that. Yeah, the air color was a six.
Got a hate.

Speaker 9 Dude, I want them to do that, but Trent's like how easy you make.

Speaker 50 I used to veto on that one because I am that guy sometimes.

Speaker 9 I mean, not so much.

Speaker 9 One of the pros.

Speaker 40 Yeah, sometimes they do.

Speaker 50 And the better you get, the less you do it.

Speaker 50 But like when you're, when I was really, really bad, I would be on like shot nine, and I'd be like, I got to go through this again because there's been so many.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 50 So that guy, I vetoed that one for ours.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 15 I just want to say before you guys leave, I love your golf tans.

Speaker 9 You guys have incredible.

Speaker 15 Look at those forearms compared to the top of the arms. That's incredible.
Those are cool.

Speaker 8 Dude, I have a really bad one on my head, too. Like, it's just right here.
Like, if you see me in a not with all the bright lights, it just goes right across and everything's just white up here.

Speaker 8 It's really bad.

Speaker 17 My last one was guy who won't play rigs in a one-on-one challenge because he thinks he can be a pro golfer someday.

Speaker 9 Shout out, Whitney.

Speaker 9 Oh, my God.

Speaker 8 It's so good.

Speaker 8 That was the best saga ever.

Speaker 9 Ever. I'm going to lose my status.
Yeah, I'm going to lose my status.

Speaker 57 Yeah, and

Speaker 57 he was also at a movie with his kid, and he left the movie theater.

Speaker 9 Dude, and then his kid was crying in the backs of his car. He's like, yeah, my kid's crying.
You're making me curse in front of my child.

Speaker 15 Nobody took to getting the whole guy.

Speaker 9 Listen, you fucking. I like getting the whole guy.

Speaker 2 Maybe not at a golf event, but I like getting the whole guy because it's like you're cheering on your friends.

Speaker 26 Unless it's obviously your shot. That's weird.

Speaker 15 No, I meant like at the

Speaker 9 golf tournament. Mashed potatoes, they say.

Speaker 9 Getting the whole in a part five. Blink of the year.

Speaker 8 There's another, like, there's one that is very specific to actually playing with people, and it's when you hit a bad shot and everyone says it's a good shot. Oh, no.

Speaker 8 Like, when you hit a drive, and everyone's like, oh, good one. And, like, it's starting to leak way left and way off.
Now, all of a sudden, it's out of bounds.

Speaker 8 It's like, well, like, we don't have to sugarcoat how bad of a shot that was.

Speaker 30 You know, putting a lot too.

Speaker 9 Like, if you miss a putt, like, oh, that was a good putt. It's like, you know, no roll.
Actually, it wasn't at all.

Speaker 8 And, like, sometimes you want to be a dick and be like, no, it wasn't. Wait, but, like, so do you, do you not like that?

Speaker 30 I say that shit all the time with randoms, though. I'm like the king of being like, oh, nice roll.

Speaker 9 Like, I'm just trying to be, like, friendly and shit.

Speaker 30 Like, it's awkward. Like, I don't do it with my friends, but like, if I'm with randoms, I'm like, oh, like, nice roller.

Speaker 9 It's like, no, it wasn't a fucking good shit. No, I fucking dang it.

Speaker 16 But I say, like, you're going to love that to pretty much every shot.

Speaker 62 Yeah. Is that okay?

Speaker 8 It depends on, like, that guy, if he's continuously hitting bad shots and you keep saying you're going to love that, he's going to be like, I don't love any of these.

Speaker 20 Yeah, but it's funny when you like completely, like, completely slice one in the woods.

Speaker 9 You're like, oh, you're going to love that.

Speaker 9 You know, like, I'm trying to accomplish something else there.

Speaker 8 Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 59 I'm definitely on the list of bad golf.

Speaker 17 Like, Hank and I, when we were out in Vegas, there was one guy who hit it in the sand and he was like playing through.

Speaker 1 And he came up.

Speaker 17 I was like, yeah, you're in the sand right here.

Speaker 9 He could see that he was in the sand. He was giving him the inside of the sand.
Yeah, I was like, yo, we're here, dude. He's like, right here, in the sand.

Speaker 9 He knew he was in the sand.

Speaker 9 Great putter, though.

Speaker 55 Yeah.

Speaker 11 I was putting well that day.

Speaker 33 All right.

Speaker 2 Thank you, boys. Subscribe to Four Play.

Speaker 39 They'll have a recap of the open.

Speaker 5 Sad about Tiger.

Speaker 4 What's the cut going to be?

Speaker 9 He just just made a burger. He's got a bird.

Speaker 21 He's not even going to be close.

Speaker 34 He's got to shoot his balls off.

Speaker 8 He's got to really teen off the lead right now.

Speaker 9 If anybody's capable, Tiger is. That's a good one.
Go see Frankie in PFT. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, Pup Pug.

Speaker 15 So it's July 29th, Atlantic City, Anchor Rock Club. Yep.
Frankie's a drummer. Frankie's going to sing for us, too, right? I am going to sing a little bit.

Speaker 8 It's going to be an amazing venue. I looked up the pictures.
Anchor Rock Club is awesome. And then in New York City, July 6th.

Speaker 15 August 6th. August 6th.

Speaker 8 Grammarcy Theater. Grammarcy Theater.
So, yeah, go look at our socials. We have all the links for tickets up there.
It's going to be fun. I love getting back on stage.

Speaker 15 It's going to be a good time. It is.

Speaker 9 All right. Thanks, guys.

Speaker 8 Thanks again, guys. This is going to be like, we were nervous for this big time.

Speaker 9 It's like the biggest show ever. So, yeah.
That was a great question. Thank you.
Yeah. Thanks.

Speaker 36 You did a great job, sweetie.

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Speaker 40 Good job, Hank. Thank you.

Speaker 34 Okay, we'll wrap up this week with Fire Fire Fest of the week.

Speaker 47 By the way, on Monday, the return of Billy Football with the Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 11 He will be back in the fold.

Speaker 17 So get excited for that if you're a Billy fan.

Speaker 1 And if you're not, tough shit, he's back.

Speaker 15 He's back. Yeah, you can just not listen to the end of the show then.

Speaker 16 Yeah, that's fine.

Speaker 22 But also listen to the end of the show still, please.

Speaker 28 Hank, your Fire Fest.

Speaker 30 My Fire Fest is that I am just a world-class procrastinator. It's really just my life is a Fire Fest.
My brain is a Fire fest.

Speaker 15 You're a professional procrastinator.

Speaker 30 Yes. I'm moving Monday.
I haven't packed a single thing. And I've had like this whole week.
Like this whole week, I was like, all right, I'm going to slowly get my shit together, pack it all up.

Speaker 30 I have the time.

Speaker 30 And then I've just gone home every night this week and played video games.

Speaker 44 It's impossible to pack when it's more than like two and a half days out.

Speaker 15 Yeah. Yeah, and in your defense, moving sucks.

Speaker 9 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 15 I don't, like, everybody procrastinates to a certain point when it comes to moving because there's nothing fun about the moving process.

Speaker 17 And the worst part about what you're about to go through, Hank, is like when you finally mentally get to a point where it's like, all right, time to pack, and you tell yourself, oh, this isn't that bad.

Speaker 6 And then you get into it and you're like, oh, this is...

Speaker 64 like a lot of stuff because there's so many I wish I had more time to go through all this shit there's so many like little things that you forget about moving that you just like oh no all I got to do is get my you know my plates and my bed and I'm good no no there's so much more you got to put the getting new stuff, canceling.

Speaker 15 Oh, yeah, changing addresses on

Speaker 9 dresses.

Speaker 15 The worst, I think, is the kitchen part where you have to put like the pieces of paper between all the plates so they don't break.

Speaker 9 I was not doing that. No, I did.

Speaker 30 Oh, you did? I did that last time. Really?

Speaker 9 Last year, yeah. Damn.
Okay. Well grown up.
Not for you.

Speaker 49 Why don't you just hire a mover?

Speaker 30 I had to do that too.

Speaker 30 I was talking to a moving company last week and they're like, oh, yeah, that should be fine. We'll give you a call back.
And then in my head, I was like, boom, locked in.

Speaker 30 And then I was driving back from the Hamptons. I was like, I never heard back.
And then I realized, like, I still need to get a moving company.

Speaker 9 So, yeah, and that's all, like, it's all,

Speaker 30 these are things that I've had more than enough time. Like, it's not, it's not like this is something that snuck up on me.
It's just almost that I had too much time.

Speaker 4 Yeah, that actually,

Speaker 5 it's time's fault.

Speaker 9 Yeah. For giving you a lot of time.

Speaker 30 Well, it's my, again, it's my brain, you know, just my, my

Speaker 30 professional procrastinating.

Speaker 15 Yeah. What do you think is the perfect amount of time for you to know that you have to move in?

Speaker 15 Five days five days, yeah, because then it's like five days

Speaker 30 once make moves.

Speaker 34 You do a little stuff here and there because

Speaker 30 this was like I had technically I had two weeks. Obviously, last week I wasn't here, but it was like, yeah, here's an idea

Speaker 30 next week.

Speaker 9 And then this week, it was like, well, you're fucked.

Speaker 15 What if they made an invention that was just called like the apartment bag? Where you could put everything in your apartment to one giant bag and then slide that out the door and then on four wheels?

Speaker 15 Yeah, but maybe not in four wheels. maybe just like, yeah, maybe it's got something on the bottom, but just a bag that you can throw everything into and then just pull it into your new apartment.

Speaker 49 Hank, I'm confused.

Speaker 6 You're moving, but it's not the end of the month.

Speaker 30 Yeah, that's a whole, that's a whole nother story, Firefest that I'm not going to get into. But

Speaker 9 what happened?

Speaker 30 It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter what happened.

Speaker 9 You got a couple places, though. Yeah.

Speaker 30 Yeah, right now. I'm going to go back to the bottom.

Speaker 9 You got multiple properties.

Speaker 15 Yeah, wait, Hank, doesn't that mean that you have 15 more days to move all your stuff out? Yeah.

Speaker 30 That would be. I got to be out Monday.
Are you sure? I'm extremely sure.

Speaker 56 What'd they do?

Speaker 30 They were like, you have to be out Monday. And I was like, what?

Speaker 15 Did you pay for the full month? No.

Speaker 9 Oh, okay. All right.
That's probably why. That's definitely why.
Okay.

Speaker 1 All right. That's a good fire.
I mean, moving is just the worst thing ever.

Speaker 30 Like, why wouldn't they say it's be out Friday? Whatever.

Speaker 30 It's.

Speaker 30 I've had issues with my building this entire time I've lived here, and I'm happy to be out of there. Yeah, fuck.

Speaker 9 I'll put it that way. You're welcome.

Speaker 1 All right. PFT, your fire fest.

Speaker 15 My fire fest is:

Speaker 15 I feel bad for the listeners because I fucked up.

Speaker 9 Billy? Oh.

Speaker 9 No.

Speaker 15 That's Monday's Fire Fest.

Speaker 15 I feel bad because I fucked up, and on Wednesday's show, I did not say I love you guys.

Speaker 9 Oh, usually. I actually was thinking that in real time, but like you kind of ended on such a high note that I was like, you didn't want to.

Speaker 15 How did we end that show?

Speaker 1 You ended with the SEAL joke again.

Speaker 9 Oh, yeah, the callback.

Speaker 15 Yeah, I was too perfect of a callback. But in my defense, I was very high

Speaker 60 and I forgot.

Speaker 15 So it's not that I forgot that I loved you guys it's that there there was an imbalance between what my brain was thinking and then the words that were coming out of my mouth which people forget at one point I had to like call Bubba over and be like hey Bubba remember that thing that we talked about because I couldn't even express the words to him of like what we talked about but I just I forgot it's not that I don't love you guys I do love you guys and whenever that happens I get that's probably the most like heads up that I get of anything that ever happens on the show.

Speaker 15 There will be like probably a hundred people that tell me, hey, do you still love me? Yeah. I don't think that you love me.

Speaker 62 So, don't be so needy, guys.

Speaker 15 Yeah, well, no, it's okay to be needy. Like, we're expressing our emotions to each other.
We don't say it enough as men and as women to each other.

Speaker 15 I love you guys, and I can't blame Hank or Bubba for editing it out and making a mistake. My mouth edited it out.
My mouth did a bad job editing my brain.

Speaker 3 You stopped loving them.

Speaker 15 I didn't stop. I'm not for a fucking second.

Speaker 26 Well, it sounds like you did because your brain was so high you forgot to love them.

Speaker 15 No, not the case. I love you guys.
Don't ever forget it.

Speaker 15 I'm going to say it multiple times today. I love you guys.

Speaker 31 Okay, so mine is about that episode as well.

Speaker 1 For the few, the proud, who heard us as chipmunks when they woke up on Wednesday morning, that sucked.

Speaker 6 What sucked even more was I think my, this is like another sign that I'm probably addicted to content too much.

Speaker 21 I woke up

Speaker 2 at five in the morning just out of a dead sleep, looked at my phone and saw like the first two tweets were like, is this the minions episode?

Speaker 1 And why do do you guys sound like chipmunks? And then I just didn't go back to sleep because we were trying to fix it. And it's just like, why?

Speaker 2 Why did my brain have to do that?

Speaker 1 Why did my brain have to have like a subconscious alarm go off being like, hey, something's wrong with the pardon my take upload?

Speaker 15 That's also maybe the funniest episode for it to happen to. Yeah.
We're all just like stoned out for records.

Speaker 44 It was crazy that because I was like, oh no, people are just listening at 4X or 2X, whatever you listen to.

Speaker 1 No, no, no. We literally sounded like chipmunks.
Apologies.

Speaker 52 It was something about the ad insertion.

Speaker 15 So it wasn't even us it was uh upstairs so actually it was us it was hank uh it was upstairs had something wrong so it's not our fault i i heard somebody play a clip of the show where it was the fast version but slowed down to halftime that was very funny because it didn't even sound normal it sounded sounded like drunk drunk chipmunks yeah but the whole idea of us going out early for the mini golf tournament was we didn't have to wake up at five in the morning to take a bus for manhattan and then i ended up waking up at five in the morning anyway so that was awesome that's that baby alarm yeah it fucked me up.

Speaker 9 Fucked me.

Speaker 11 No, that's not the baby. My kids sleep well.

Speaker 31 It was the chipmunk alarm.

Speaker 51 Somehow went off of my brain.

Speaker 5 Spidey sense.

Speaker 30 Yeah, it was just me and Big Hat, like in our boxers at five in the morning. He was delirious trying to be like, why do we sound like chipmunks right now?

Speaker 10 Yeah, and Liam had gone to sleep like an hour before because he was editing the show.

Speaker 1 So he had one hour of sleep.

Speaker 58 And I kept on, I would be like, hey, can you re-upload it?

Speaker 39 And he's like, yeah, I got it.

Speaker 1 And then I'd go back to my room.

Speaker 6 And then I'd come back like three minutes later and he was back asleep because it was so it was fucking five in the morning.

Speaker 17 But yeah, I was just standing in my boxers in his room being like, We got to figure this out.

Speaker 9 We got to solve the chipmunks. The chipmunks have infiltrated us.

Speaker 4 You'll see other podcasters doing that.

Speaker 5 Just remember that we care, we care maybe too much sometimes.

Speaker 26 All right, Jake, finish us off.

Speaker 60 Yeah, so a few weeks ago, my Fire Fest was that I left my sandwich a few holes prior. I had to go back and get it.
This time, I remembered it. This happened last week when I was home in Florida.

Speaker 60 But when I picked up the sandwich that I was bringing, I put it in a red ant pile.

Speaker 9 Oh, no. And I got only one bite somehow, but I have a picture of it.

Speaker 60 There were like a dozen of them on my grip.

Speaker 15 Bryson would have had a stroke. No way.

Speaker 1 Did you just wipe him off?

Speaker 60 I took water and

Speaker 60 dumped it on, and it was bad. I can't believe I only got one bite.

Speaker 15 Yeah, one bite. One bite you, everybody knows the rules.
Have you ever stood in an ant pile before? No.

Speaker 15 Because sometimes when you stand in one, you don't realize that you're in one until you get that first bite and you look down at your leg and it's just fucking covered in fire ants.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 15 And that will ruin your day.

Speaker 60 Yeah. So I don't know what to do with my wedge these days.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 60 Hopefully, I can just put it on the green and I'll take it out.

Speaker 9 Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 16 That's your fault for having to keep using it.

Speaker 9 All right.

Speaker 20 Thank God only one bite. I know.

Speaker 30 Crazy. I'll also never promise a six-pack during the summer ever again.

Speaker 9 Oh, no, you're close.

Speaker 15 Hank, you're so close.

Speaker 9 Interesting.

Speaker 3 I never saw that one coming.

Speaker 15 You're so close.

Speaker 16 I am.

Speaker 30 I'm getting there, but.

Speaker 9 No, you're not.

Speaker 15 No, you're doing great, sweetie.

Speaker 30 No, I am.

Speaker 9 Yeah, you are.

Speaker 30 I'm on the road there.

Speaker 29 I don't think you genetically can get a six-pack.

Speaker 9 Absolutely. I'm scared.
Not everyone can get one.

Speaker 15 The problem is, Hank, this is your last year to have a six-pack with it being weird.

Speaker 30 Yeah, but the winter time, I could grind.

Speaker 9 You're not going to get a six-pack in the winter. Yeah.
Yeah. Winter time.

Speaker 30 I was going hard. May, June, and then

Speaker 30 just the summer happened.

Speaker 9 Golf took over.

Speaker 26 Why don't you do crunches every hole you get to?

Speaker 26 30 crunches in a T-box.

Speaker 15 Why don't you just walk instead of taking a cart?

Speaker 9 I do walk. Or incentive.

Speaker 15 Any three-putt.

Speaker 9 Any three-putt. Crunches.

Speaker 9 You're not going to do it. All right.

Speaker 15 Numbers. I think you look great, Hank.

Speaker 29 Hank, you ever gotten this before?

Speaker 7 Oh, wait, put that back.

Speaker 60 Spoiler.

Speaker 26 Oh, you just said it out loud.

Speaker 9 Spoiler. No.

Speaker 15 Okay, I'm going to go with 44.

Speaker 9 Okay.

Speaker 8 I'm going to go 88.

Speaker 30 I feel like if it doesn't come today, it's coming soon.

Speaker 11 26.

Speaker 19 26.

Speaker 60 27.

Speaker 42 62.

Speaker 50 Oh, are we counting? That's a wedgie.

Speaker 10 No, that counts. That's out.
It's a wedgedgar.

Speaker 15 It is a wedgie.

Speaker 9 It's out, but it's out. Stuck.

Speaker 9 This counts.

Speaker 15 There we go. 62, it's official.

Speaker 15 Love you guys.

Speaker 9 Uh, otters or necrophiliacs.

Speaker 9 Talking away

Speaker 9 I don't know what

Speaker 9 I'm to say I'd say

Speaker 9 anyway

Speaker 9 Today's another

Speaker 9 day to find you Shy in a way

Speaker 9 I'll be coming for your love okay

Speaker 9 Shy it away

Speaker 9 No, I've been coming for your love Okay

Speaker 9 me,

Speaker 9 take

Speaker 9 me

Speaker 9 on

Speaker 9 to

Speaker 9 needless to say

Speaker 9 I'm all set in

Speaker 9 some

Speaker 9 meetings to a little

Speaker 9 way

Speaker 9 to the limit. Life is okay.

Speaker 9 Say after me.

Speaker 9 It's no better to be safe than sorry.

Speaker 9 Say after me.

Speaker 9 It's no better to be safe than sorry.

Speaker 9 Take

Speaker 9 on

Speaker 9 me.

Speaker 9 Take

Speaker 9 me

Speaker 9 I'll be

Speaker 9 gone

Speaker 9 when I take

Speaker 9 things that you say

Speaker 9 just to blame my worries away.

Speaker 9 You are the things I've got to remember.

Speaker 9 You shine away.

Speaker 9 I'll be coming for you anyway.

Speaker 9 You shine away.

Speaker 9 Oh, I'll be coming for you anyway.

Speaker 9 Take

Speaker 9 on

Speaker 9 me.

Speaker 9 Take

Speaker 9 me

Speaker 9 up

Speaker 9 I'll be

Speaker 9 gone

Speaker 9 in a

Speaker 9 day

Speaker 9 I'll be

Speaker 9 good

Speaker 9 in a

Speaker 9 day.