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Speaker 1 On today's part of my take, Joey Chestnut, the greatest American that has ever lived on the show. We're also remote.
We're doing a remote. in anticipation of the Barstool mini golf tournament.

Speaker 1 So we're out in the Hamptons. We're going to talk a little hot seat cool throne.
The Bears are back. Adam Schefter had a huge report.
Washington Post posted a nice, glowing article on Adam Schefter.

Speaker 1 And then a very special Mount Rushmore, Pardon My Bake Return. We haven't done this in a very long time with our good friend, Roan, aka Sal Palantonio.
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You get single-line wireless for as low as $25 a month. Today is Wednesday, July 13th.

Speaker 1 And I want to ask you guys a simple question. I'll give you a simple answer.
Did you add to your legacy today? I did add to my legacy. You know how? How? Because I'm on Part of My Take.

Speaker 1 That's the easiest way to add to anybody's legacy is by going on the popular sports podcast, Part of My Take. Why do you ask, Big Cat?

Speaker 1 That's because Kevin Durant asked everyone on Twitter today, did you add to your legacy today? If so, what did you do? And I would agree. If you come on part of my take, you've added to your legacy.

Speaker 1 Boom, just like that. Legacy complete.
Jake, have you added to your legacy today? I believe I did. How?

Speaker 5 You'll have to see on the next episode of PM TV.

Speaker 1 Oh, because you played tennis and you might have beaten us. Six love.
Oh, six love. Give you a break.
Speak English. Hank, did you add to your legacy? Let me answer that question for you.

Speaker 1 You did because we're here out in the Hamptons getting ready for the barstool mini golf tournament.

Speaker 1 And Hank, the only competitor in the entire field of 50, came out a day early and tested the mini golf course because you got to test the course if you're Hank.

Speaker 6 Call him a location, Scout.

Speaker 1 He's being a good producer. He needs to know the reads of all the greens.
He needs to know exactly where their hazards are. He needs to talk to the head greenskeeper.
He needed to know

Speaker 1 like a fifth-generation greenskeeper at this. He knows every nook and creator.
This is, you know what? We're playing at Hank's home course tomorrow. No, there's listeners.

Speaker 1 There's a lot of people involved. It's a lot of people's valuable time.

Speaker 6 We're trying to map out and get things. I know people think Barcelona's just a shit show.

Speaker 1 We're actually pretty organized.

Speaker 6 But the one X Factor

Speaker 6 How long does a round take? So I volunteered, came here early because we were coming here anyway.

Speaker 6 Left a little bit early. Came here.

Speaker 1 Three other guys.

Speaker 6 Shout out to Liam, Memes, and Evan.

Speaker 1 Wait, are Liam, Memes, and Evan playing in the tournament tomorrow? No, but we needed four people to simulate the round. Okay, well, one of them played twice.

Speaker 1 Yeah, one of them could have played twice, or you could have just been like three people is pretty close to four people. Tack on maybe 10, 15 minutes.

Speaker 6 But like, that's not, see, like, we, I just care about the

Speaker 1 so much that you had to play the course before the tournament was actually played. No one else has ever been able to do it.
Everyone knows

Speaker 1 that. Listen, if you wanted to come,

Speaker 1 we're hard on Hank. It's usually tough love.

Speaker 1 I'm going to take his side on this one because it makes sense for you to come out, check out the course, because you're in charge of filming this entire thing tomorrow, right? That's true.

Speaker 1 You're going to be producing, head producer of all of it, so you need to know every single thing about this course to make sure the production goes over smoothly right right you're not competing you're not competing i don't have to compete oh i was asked interesting oh by who you no

Speaker 1 okay so you added to your legacy today by making sure that you scouted scouted the mini golf tournament before we got there i preparation is everything Do you think Kevin Durant might be a little bothered that he's now tweeting, what did you do to add to your legacy today?

Speaker 1 Well, he's the legacy king right now.

Speaker 1 I don't think we even have enough, we don't have as much conversation about LeBron James' legacy as we do about Kevin Durant's because, you know he's done the like super team thing where he's hopped around, he's joined existing teams that won championships.

Speaker 1 So it's easy to be like,

Speaker 1 What's up with your legacy? I think Kevin Durant's just sick of the word legacy. I think we need to find a new word for legacy.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 you know what? Maybe he's also a listener to this show because I think on Monday's show, we did say that if he went to the Thunder, he would add to his legacy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so maybe he's just listening to that. We've talked about legacy games.

Speaker 5 We didn't do that this NBA postseason.

Speaker 1 We did a little bit. Yeah, we must.
We've had many legacy series.

Speaker 5 Yes, it was more so last.

Speaker 1 The Scott Foster legacy series. Yes, there was a lot of.
Chris Paul had a major, major legacy poster. He had like 10 points in that game seven where they lost by 70.
That was a legacy game.

Speaker 1 Yeah, there was a lot of legacy games.

Speaker 1 Pat Beverly winning that play-in game.

Speaker 1 Yeah, legacy game for Pat Bev, obviously. I think it's actually, it's easier to...
detract from a legacy than it is to add to a legacy. It's super hard to add to a legacy.
Yes.

Speaker 1 And we're at the point of the sports calendar year. We're actually discussing this off air.

Speaker 1 Like, I don't think we've had a summer month like this next month and a half in like three years because we had COVID and then we had everything pile up and we had like playoffs in the middle of the summer.

Speaker 1 Last year, NBA playoffs went till mid-July. This is the first time we've had to deal with basically nothing in the middle of the summer.
So, we're talking legacies.

Speaker 1 Sexists much, the women's Euro tournament. That's true.
That's true. I've been tuning in.
Not,

Speaker 1 that wasn't like a, I just, that's soccer. Like, I didn't watch tennis either.
So it could have been the men's Euros. It could have been a half tennis.
That's correct.

Speaker 1 I wouldn't have, I wouldn't have, I almost bet on one of the games. As long as I can say, is England in it? Because I'll do the British memes and the It's Coming Home.

Speaker 1 Sure, that's as far as I'll get into it. Euro, yeah, right.
So we have that with soccer.

Speaker 1 We have people getting mad about Albert Poole us being in the home run derby, which is a crock of shit, but I'm also at the point in my life where I, because he fucking sucks. He can't even walk.

Speaker 1 It's Albert Poole. He can't even walk.
You don't need to walk to Alberto.

Speaker 1 He shouldn't be in the All-Star game. Did he make the All-Star game? I'm just just concerned that he's going to mess up his swing for the second half of the season.
So wouldn't that be a shame?

Speaker 1 Him and Yadi. He's not going to the Cardinals.
Yeah, I know, but him and Yachty doing their little swan song together. And Albert Pouls, he's taking a spot away from someone who could.

Speaker 1 Was Christian Yelich in the Homewornder? I don't think so. I don't think he's hit enough dingers.
Wow.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 there's no rule about how many dingers you have to hit because Albert Pools is. Right, maybe, maybe he did take that spot away from Christian Yelich, in which case I fully support Albert Poole Holis.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to like this.

Speaker 5 Albert Puels and Miguel Cabrera were all-star game roster ads due to the commissioner selections.

Speaker 1 Wow. MLB rigged.
I'm okay with the Miggie one. He deserves it.
He's a legend. Albert Pujolis, get out of here.
I do think there's a pretty good chance that. Where's the all-star game being played?

Speaker 1 L.A.

Speaker 1 They might rig it for Albert Pujols. He might get the good balls.
Yeah. He's definitely...
I actually, you know what?

Speaker 1 I'm not even mad because I want to see him just so gassed that he can't even breathe by the end of the first round. That will be worth it right there.

Speaker 1 He might hurt himself. Yeah.
Like the home run derby. Well, he's probably just going to take 10 swings.
Yeah, he's probably going to get paid like $300 million, go to the Angels and do nothing.

Speaker 1 Yeah. How many home runs does Albert Proulos even have?

Speaker 5 I believe tonight he is six.

Speaker 1 Six? Six? Six? 16.

Speaker 1 What are we five games in the season? Six? He has six home runs? He's on pace for 12. This makes me sick.
Well, for sure. So I guess I am mad.
There we go.

Speaker 6 It's going to be, if he wins, though, it's a great swing.

Speaker 1 I mean, he was going to win with five?

Speaker 1 How's he going to win? He has six home runs. He's hit six home home runs this year.

Speaker 6 I think he's going to be able to. I think he's.
I'm going to take a fly on him.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so we're in this. We're in the dog days of summer.
Every time that we talk about how there are no sports now this summer, we always forget baseball.

Speaker 1 Unless it's like a stupid controversy about the all-star game. Well, I did forget that the Orioles were playing the Cubs this week because on Sunday I made a bet on the Orioles to win the AL at 400-1.

Speaker 1 And yeah. You bet against yourself.
Yeah, well, I didn't realize they were playing the Cubs this week. I was like, oh, fuck.
I know. But the Cubs suck, so that's actually smart.
That is true.

Speaker 1 The Cubs do suck.

Speaker 5 Alvar Puels got a curtain call for his sixth home run.

Speaker 1 For a sixth home run tonight?

Speaker 1 Makes me sick.

Speaker 1 You know what? This is Coach K all over again.

Speaker 1 That is. But yeah, we don't have, there's not like, this is the true dog day of the summer.
We're going to create great content. We have a great interview with Joey Chestnut.

Speaker 1 We also have a pardon my bake, which we haven't done in forever. But the one thing that did happen today was Adam Schefter had a glowing, maybe not so much,

Speaker 1 story written about him in the Washington Post that gave us some insights into the mind of Adam Schefter, which I mean, I think we all knew it.

Speaker 1 I love that everyone is always shocked when they find out more details about Adam Schefter. And it's like, dude, what did you think?

Speaker 1 What are they shocked about? So, all right, well, so the article started out. I'll do a couple readings of some moments.
I did like this part.

Speaker 1 It started out saying Adam Schafter did not want to be photographed.

Speaker 1 He was in the parking lot of an upscale steakhouse

Speaker 1 in a leafy Long Island suburb near where he lives to talk to a reporter about his job at ESPN's preeminent NFL insider. A photographer had tagged along, but Schefter was skeptical.

Speaker 1 I was at a charity event and they took my picture, he said. It's like I was trying to do a good thing.
Now the picture shows up everywhere when I screw up. I have no idea what this picture is.

Speaker 1 We got to find it. This sounds like he was like pictured with Ghelane Maxwell.
Yeah, right. He's like not doing that again.
Schefter,

Speaker 1 check the flight loss. I learned my lesson.

Speaker 1 And then it says,

Speaker 1 this is a great dig. Schefter is shorter than he appears on TV.
That's fucked up. But his brawny frame filled out his tailored blues suit.
That's completely unnecessary.

Speaker 1 I'm going to stand up for Adam Schefter.

Speaker 1 I think he's exactly as short as he appears on TV because he does look short. He's very short.
Yeah, he's very short. I don't think anyone's shocked.

Speaker 1 Like, we've seen him standing next to Steve Young, Lewis Riddick. We've seen him all over television all the time.
Like, he's short next to Dan Orlofsky. Yeah, no one's surprised.

Speaker 1 He's the same height as Laura Rutledge. Yeah, so he,

Speaker 1 I did like, though, they gave him brawny. If you're short, at least you can get brawny.

Speaker 1 I don't understand that comment about him either like I can't picture Adam Schefter on like a

Speaker 1 paper towel packaging well he works out daily he says a Peloton and a push-up regimen that helps him give that helps give him stamina to be up before dawn and to stay up on the news all day he's got good shoulders that's the thing I'll give him he has decent shoulders all right so here's here's the things that are people are mad about um Schefter, meanwhile, maintains there's a personal touch to the work.

Speaker 1 He remembers the wives and children of his sources. And Schefter has, wow, imagine if Zach Wilson gets a hold of Schefter's phone.
Look out. Fuck.

Speaker 1 And Schefter has grown famous among some in the NFL orbit for his holiday gifts.

Speaker 1 He has a list of 150 recipients who receive, depending on the year, vineyard vines, ties, scotch, chocolate, or ice cream. They go mostly to sources, but also some to ESPN co-workers and others.

Speaker 1 One year he spent $16,000 on chocolate. I have relationships with people, Schefter said.
It's not all transactional. The gifts he added are a business expense that he writes off on his taxes.

Speaker 1 I love it. This is also like that is transactional.

Speaker 1 You're buying things for people. So I'm not shocked by that at all.
Nobody should be shocked about it. Like, Adam Schefter's job is to just get information before other people have it.

Speaker 1 He's not like a journalist that's digging into

Speaker 1 the missteps of the league. In fact, he's more of like a PR person sometimes.
And everybody knows that about Adam Schefter.

Speaker 1 His job is just find something out five seconds before Ian Rappaport finds it out.

Speaker 1 And he's pretty good at that job he's very good at the job with the exception I'll I'll harken back to last week when the Baker Mayfield news dropped I don't think he ever tweeted that out no because I think he's so late on it he does do a thing where if he misses it he just never tweets he did

Speaker 1 yeah yeah yeah

Speaker 1 I appreciate that but yeah it is very funny when all these when this story comes out about Schefter everyone's like this is disgusting what did you think was going on I think it's fucked up though that Adam Schefter spends sixteen thousand dollars on chocolate and we don't get any of it any of it like 60 any of it.

Speaker 1 How many people is he sending chocolate out to, and how do we not make the cuts? Should we call $16,000? Should we call him? Yeah, let's give him a call. Let's give him a call.

Speaker 1 Let's see if he picks up. There's no way he's going to pick up.

Speaker 1 There's no way he's going to pick up. This would be very funny, though.

Speaker 1 He's probably doing a Peloton or a push-up regimen to keep his brawny build.

Speaker 1 We're defending him, by the way. Yeah.
We are defending our guy, Shefty.

Speaker 1 Man, does he sleep? It is July.

Speaker 1 It is 9:30.

Speaker 1 During college,

Speaker 1 it might also be like the one time. Yeah.

Speaker 1 He might also be like, I'm conducting official NFL league business right now. Yeah.
Why are you? All right, I'm going to text him right now and say, why didn't we get chocolate?

Speaker 1 Why don't we get chocolate? I just want a small thing. It's not a challenge.
Why don't we get chocolate? Is that too much to ask?

Speaker 1 Okay. Holiday chocolate.

Speaker 1 All right, so here's the other part. And this is the part where I'm really going to defend Adam Schefter.

Speaker 1 He invented Twitter before Twitter. What do you mean? Let me tell you, PFT.
Schefter was also early to understand an information ecosystem that was being upended by technology.

Speaker 1 He created email lists on his BlackBerry that he would separate into general managers, coaches, executives, and owners.

Speaker 1 When he filed a story or had news, he would fire it off to his lists as he was also sending it to the news desks. One former NFL executive described this as Twitter before Twitter.

Speaker 1 So he'd email people. He was really, he was the first person.

Speaker 1 He put all the email addresses together and then he emailed them. He built a spreadsheet.
Yes. And then he would email off that spreadsheet.
Like none of this really shocked.

Speaker 1 You remember for a while, ESPN kind of tried to do their own Twitter where they had everybody break news on their website and live scroll of things, like the bottom line for the website.

Speaker 1 I mean, good for Adam Schaefer. I don't know why he's doing press.
Well, he got his contract, right? Yeah, the people are mad because there's a couple of things.

Speaker 1 One, he's had a few tweets this past year and issues where it's like he's been not the most sensitive. Yeah, the Carson Wentz thing.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 when it comes to domestic violence, he probably hasn't had the most sensitive touch and maybe, you know, giving out an agent's words and not actually like the real words.

Speaker 1 That's one thing, which he actually addressed in this, and he's like, I got to stay in my lane. I got to be more cautious and sensitive and delicate to these things.

Speaker 1 And then the other thing, as always, in life, when someone has success and when someone wins, people want to tear him down. He's making reportedly $9 million a year.
He gets every scoop.

Speaker 1 He has every contact. People hate that.
People hate winners. They want to tear down winners.
They want to tear down Adam Schefter's legacy. Yeah, what has Adam done to improve his legacy today?

Speaker 1 That's the question I would ask. Well, he could get us chocolates.
He could pick up.

Speaker 1 That's exactly what it would be. He's definitely going to call us back when we're high.
Yeah. Yeah, that's it.
That's going to suck. But I'm really going to want chocolate.
Yeah, that will suck.

Speaker 1 I'm going to be more angry about the chocolate. Yes, yes.

Speaker 1 So, yeah, that's pretty much everything we got going on right now i don't know what else like i said yeah i did the the orioles bet thousand uh 400 to one because mostly because i follow enough orioles fans and the orioles this year are the perfect like they have enough prospects that have come up still some really good prospects in the minor leagues and everyone's like every win you know when a team is starting to ascend and they're not great yet they're not even maybe good yet because they're just i think they're if they beat the cubs tonight they'd be 500 but there's that buzz about them.

Speaker 1 And I just got caught up in the buzz and I was like, fuck, I want to ride. I want to ride with these guys.
I think they're scrappy. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And they still have a little bit of that Buck Show Walter stink on them. And they have like, they still have, I had, shout out our guy, Ebo, in the office because he's an Orioles fan.

Speaker 1 I had him make up like a one sheet for me of just basically give me all the like good players and what the fans think of him. Yeah.
And it's like he listed all of them.

Speaker 1 And then there's like three or four guys that they have that are top prospects that could still be called up, which is the most thrilling thing in baseball. That's great.

Speaker 1 If they're close, if they're looking like they could make the wild card. So let's play a game.
It's called Name Three Orioles. Okay, Adley Rushman.
I know that. Okay.

Speaker 1 He's good enough for me.

Speaker 1 I read the one sheet today. Fuck.

Speaker 1 I got. No, not Moe.
Rady Anderson. Miguel Tejada.
Chris Hoyles. Sammy Sosa.
Sam Assault. Wait, wait, wait.
Billy Ripkin. Shefter.

Speaker 1 Shefty.

Speaker 7 You meant that text for me.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you're live on Pardon My Take.

Speaker 1 We were just reading your Washington Post article. We're defending you, by the way.

Speaker 1 I was just upset because we don't get any of your $16,000 chocolate budget. $16,000 chocolate budget and nothing for the Pardon My Take, guys?

Speaker 7 No, you guys are on the list next year. I mean, that's

Speaker 1 bullshit. All right, well, Legacy Complete.
What kind of chocolates? What kind of chocolates?

Speaker 7 You know, I don't remember. I've been giving out gifts for a long enough time that I don't remember that chocolate.
Let's see. Let me think.
Oh, I know what it was.

Speaker 7 Oh, I know what it was. There's this nice basket that

Speaker 7 Hershey makes that they include like all the dark chocolate.

Speaker 1 Sounds great.

Speaker 7 Mr. Goodbar and crackles.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 7 And they do like a whole tin of it.

Speaker 1 Sounds delicious.

Speaker 7 And let me say this. It goes great.
with donuts on Saturday.

Speaker 1 Oh, come on.

Speaker 1 All right, so, all right, so we need the chocolates. If you try to send me a tie.
I'll send it back.

Speaker 7 Yeah, well, no, I haven't done ties in a while either. Like, it just shifts.
Whatever you feel like doing that, you're

Speaker 7 it just it's just that kind of thing, and it's all about kind of relationships and showing people that you think of them.

Speaker 1 That's all it is. Yeah, that would be nice to be thought of.

Speaker 7 Exactly. Well, I think of you guys a lot.

Speaker 1 Okay. All right.
Well,

Speaker 7 I just haven't sent chocolates to express that.

Speaker 1 Okay, all right. So we're on the list.
That's all we want to hear.

Speaker 7 You guys are on the list.

Speaker 1 Okay, thank you. Thank you, Shefty.
We appreciate it. We'll talk to you later.
Thank you. All right.
See ya. That's nice.
That's it. We're on the list.
Breaking news. Breaking news.
Break the news.

Speaker 1 Break the news right now, Jake.

Speaker 1 That's

Speaker 1 tweeted out.

Speaker 1 Or tweeted out from PMT account.

Speaker 1 Breaking news. Part of my take is officially on

Speaker 1 my take is officially on Adam Schefter's. As of now,

Speaker 1 part of my take is officially on Adam Schefter's Schefter's holiday chocolate list. I'm a little worried, though,

Speaker 1 because he did say that it depends year to year how he's feeling. Like, it's not always chocolate, it could be something else.
Yeah, I hope I don't get a tie. And he also, well,

Speaker 1 that's such a terrible gift when you give someone a tie. You're like, here's something you have to wear when you don't want to, like, you don't want to be in a suit.
Here's a fucking tie. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, that's what you give your dad if you don't like him. Also, we don't wear ties.
Right. It's a completely useless gift.
Yeah, that's true, Jake.

Speaker 1 Ridiculousness.

Speaker 1 You gifted me a suit. Yeah, I gave you, yes, I gave you a suit.
That's different.

Speaker 1 That's a thoughtful gift. I was off you a bet with Billy.
Because I knew that you would use the

Speaker 1 suit and the tie. Me and Big Cat, you might as well give us condoms.
We're not putting those things on. Damn.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, the...

Speaker 1 Put that on the bonk list.

Speaker 1 End of story, though, we defend Shefty because He's a weird dude, but he's really fucking good at his job. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And people get mad when people are good at their jobs and they make a lot of money and they seem to be at the top of their profession. Well, the thing is, if Schefter didn't do this, somebody else.

Speaker 1 You know what? Actually, if you're an up-and-comer in the breaking news industry, just send out $17,000 worth of chocolate. He kind of gave away the secrets.

Speaker 1 Oh, should we text Rap Report and be like, how much chocolate are we getting?

Speaker 1 And he'd be really confused. Yeah.

Speaker 1 He did just reply, chocolate, question mark, question mark, question mark, because that is how fast his brain works.

Speaker 1 And that was the most of the story was like, there's never been a human being who works as fast as him.

Speaker 1 Because that story came out i don't know like 9 a.m he's already like what are you talking about he's on in the next one the thing i'll i'll also agree with him on is the blackberry thing i think there should be a phone that comes out that brings back the like touch keyboards like the actual buttons to press yeah that would be so sweet if you're you know how old we are the sidekick bring back the sidekick yeah brickbreaker yeah

Speaker 1 brickbreaker was maybe the greatest game to just do nothing all day and try to beat Brickbreaker. How many times did you get around it?

Speaker 5 I never had a Blackberry, but I just played in other people's game.

Speaker 1 Did Brickbreaker end? Like, did it... I know that I got to the end and it starts back at level one and just goes faster.
It's called a kill streak in the business.

Speaker 1 That's what Billy Mitchell taught us, right? So I don't know if it ever ends. I don't know how far anyone's ever gotten.
I think I got halfway through the fast one, the second one. The second round.

Speaker 1 Yeah, is there a third round? I don't know. Question for everyone.

Speaker 1 Question for our 35-plus audience.

Speaker 5 34 levels.

Speaker 1 34? Holy shit.

Speaker 5 Three lives.

Speaker 5 They make it on on the iPhone now, but like. Oh, geez, Blackburn.

Speaker 1 You need the keys. You need to press the keys and have them go in and out.
Oh, wow. He just texted, please send addresses for you, PFT, and Hank.

Speaker 6 Wow. Incredible.
Sorry, Jake.

Speaker 5 Sorry, Jake. It's all right.
He answered my email a few years ago. He wrote it on the show.
That's true.

Speaker 1 Give me good advice. He always gives back.

Speaker 1 Okay, so anything else before we get to Hot Seat, Cool Throne, and then Joey Chestnut? Well, you said Bears are back. I've got a Washington football team thing, too.
Okay, are you not Cool Throne?

Speaker 1 Okay, okay, we'll wait. Yeah, okay, all right, so let's get to Hot Seat, cool throne.

Speaker 1 Give it up for Chicago.

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Speaker 1 Terms apply.

Speaker 1 Hank. The hot seat is Brittany Griner.
Oh,

Speaker 1 yikes.

Speaker 6 Still in Russia. Do you want to go there? To Russia? No, I'm good.
I'm good here.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so you like it here in the United States?

Speaker 6 I do like it here in the United States.

Speaker 1 What if we had a Barstool mini golf tournament in Russia? You'd be there. You'd be on the next flight tomorrow morning.

Speaker 6 He'd already be there. Yeah, I mean, if I was producing it and the locations needed to be scouted, I'll go anywhere.

Speaker 1 Yep.

Speaker 6 But LeBron, not to bring him up out of nowhere as we usually do.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 it is a relevant story.

Speaker 6 I was once again left with no choice. He, on his own show,

Speaker 6 The Barbershop, he was talking about the Brittany Griner situation and also talking about how fucked up America is.

Speaker 6 And he said, basically, I don't know if I'd want to come back to America if I was Brittany Griner.

Speaker 1 So LeBron tweeted out seven minutes ago because I have notifications back when he was promising his Q ⁇ A. Yeah, I do too.

Speaker 1 He said, my comments on the shop regarding Brittany Griner wasn't knocking our beautiful country.

Speaker 1 I was simply saying how she's probably feeling emotionally, along with so many other emotions, thoughts, etc., inside that cage she's been in for over 100 plus days.

Speaker 1 Long story short, hashtag bring her home. I think

Speaker 1 it was a bad quote that he had. It was a bad, bad quote.
Wait, but there's no way

Speaker 1 no one took that and ran it with it.

Speaker 1 I think what he was saying.

Speaker 6 It's not like it was his own show that put it out.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 It's all you do to control the

Speaker 1 bad quote.

Speaker 1 I don't want to say it was taken out of context, but I think what he was saying. saying.
It was a show.

Speaker 1 But I think what he was saying was that Brittany, if he was Britney, he'd be pissed off that the U.S. hasn't done more to bring her home, so he'd be mad at our country.
Got it. Got it.

Speaker 1 I think that's what he was saying.

Speaker 1 Well, shout out Clay Travis. He has something to talk about for the next month.
That's very true. Dan Dokich had seven tweets about that today.

Speaker 1 I missed all this because I don't know if you guys noticed, but I wasn't trying to tweet while we were driving, trying to be a little bit better about that. I was trying to miss all this.

Speaker 1 No, you actually did tweet while we were driving.

Speaker 1 No, we we stopped sas no no you were pissed no i looked over you were tweeting a few times as we were driving only when sas pissed but it was good like it's actually it's improvement sas pissed it's an improvement on the past because back in the old days when be on the yeah i don't do it anymore i would be trying to take a nap in the back

Speaker 1 oh hank you didn't big cow would be doing a q a

Speaker 1 while he was on the rv i he'd have a cigarette in one hand his phone in the other doing an open q a

Speaker 1 bears are back i did bears back when the kill hairy yeah but i think that's when we were stopped.

Speaker 1 I really do think that was when we were stopped to take a piss because Sas had to take a piss on a two and a half hour drive.

Speaker 1 No offense to him.

Speaker 6 All right, your cool throne? My cool throne, I have one single one.

Speaker 6 It's lo-fi hip-hop radio.

Speaker 1 Oh, great. I don't know.
Good one.

Speaker 6 Did you? This was on yours.

Speaker 1 No, definitely not. Fuck, you got.

Speaker 1 Actually, can I have a minute? I need to get a lot of fun. All right, well, you guys are boomers.
I don't know.

Speaker 6 I know there's people listening that know what I'm talking about. It's like Beats to Relax, Study To.
That's the name of the channel. It's a stream.

Speaker 6 It's literally a 24-7 stream. Right now, it has 24,000 people watching.
Okay.

Speaker 6 It went down the other day, and everyone started freaking out.

Speaker 1 24,000 people freaked out. Look, it was up.
Look,

Speaker 1 that's how long it was.

Speaker 6 It was up for like two.

Speaker 1 Oh, that does suck. Okay.

Speaker 6 So it had

Speaker 6 it was up for whatever, I think, three or four years.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that does suck. That's pretty good.

Speaker 6 It went down. People started freaking out because obviously a lot of people like listening to it.
It's very relaxing. I listen to it when I'm working on the third floor.

Speaker 6 It's just like mindless music helps you relax, helps you study.

Speaker 1 Sounds like your job upstairs isn't stimulating enough.

Speaker 6 No, it's just like sometimes you need to block out the noise. There's like construction going on in our office 24-7.

Speaker 6 It got taken out for a copyright strike. YouTube came back, said it was a mistake.
We're putting you back out.

Speaker 1 Well, you can't fix that mistake, YouTube. You took them down.
But they're back. They did a streak.
Yeah, but they did a streak. Yeah, but yeah, I mean,

Speaker 1 the video has 668 million views. But they can't see that.
Yeah, that's our bad. I agree.
You can't take it down. That's an impressive streak staying live for that long.
Yeah. That's fucked up.
Okay.

Speaker 1 It's like they're back. They're back.
Wasn't it Ben McAdoo when Ben McAdoo took Eli out and everybody freaked out about that? That's what they did to the stream. So YouTube's Geno Smith.
Was it Geno?

Speaker 1 Daniel Jones, maybe. No, I think it was Geno.
It was Geno. Memes, yeah.
Was it? It was Geno. Damn.
Yeah, for one game. Ben McAdoo, what a dick.
Like, there was no reason

Speaker 6 for dude.

Speaker 6 Now he's Baker's OC.

Speaker 1 Those are the best. I remember when Treston did that, he put in Jimmy Clausen for a game because he was like, we're going to try something else in Commonwealth.
Just get a spark. Why?

Speaker 1 We're going to get a spark. Like, what's the point here? Gino is going to be our spark.
Just watch, guys. Yeah.
Okay, PFT, your hot seat, Coulteron?

Speaker 1 My hot seat is all of our brains struggling to comprehend the infinitesimal reality of infinity in outer space

Speaker 1 because that space telescope, the Webb Space Telescope, has been pumping out new images. And they're freaking me out.
Hank, you're not. You saw Venus.
Did you?

Speaker 1 yeah wasn't it like that's a different one i think the coolest like the most clear picture of or was it mercury no it was not of our solar system it was of oh i saw something it was of like thousands of galaxies that are

Speaker 1 way far away doesn't do much for me it doesn't you're not impressed by oh that will fuck me up for days no i i it did fuck me up because i just kept staring at first of all thinking like i want to fuck outer space and then secondly because what look at this and tell me you don't want to fuck out outer space is beautiful

Speaker 1 look up to the list Look at this. Let me see it.
How cool is that? Okay, but this thousands of galaxies. See, this doesn't mean anything.
That's what I'm saying. No, I'm agreeing with him.

Speaker 1 That does nothing. No, this, this, what is that? It's this looks like it's

Speaker 1 infinity. This looks like you just passed out underneath the Christmas tree.
You're looking at the universe.

Speaker 1 Like, it's, it's really nuts now. Think about it.
How many

Speaker 1 stars are in these? You're looking at trillions of stars. What attracts you about that? Trillions of stars? Says who? I guess I'm just more of an intellectual.
Was it Venus or Mercury?

Speaker 1 Something, I saw a picture of Venus. Oh, here it is.
Clearest image ever taken of Venus. That's cool.
Because I can comprehend that. You just showed me an Etcha sketch.
Look at this.

Speaker 1 This is a star being born right there in a nebula. That's kind of cool.
That is, yeah.

Speaker 1 But that could also just be some fucking scientist lava lamp and they just send it out and they're like, check this out, guys. Scientists just need to like...
They just need to keep getting paid.

Speaker 6 So every couple months they just release shit that, like, who knows if that's real?

Speaker 1 Here's a gigantic dust cloud that's giving birth to stars. Where? outer space yeah

Speaker 1 i think they're making this up yeah i think i did see i did see this picture and i just said that's fake like we could make one of those easily yeah like our the part in my take telescope has finally reached outer space seven billion dollars refunding all of our pictures this one right here does look like if van gogh took mushrooms yeah and then started to paint yeah that's that's a lava lamp That's like one of those like colored sand, but you know what?

Speaker 1 That's really what it is.

Speaker 1 Like if you show me a picture of outer space and I could be more impressed by those people who put this colored sand into the glass and they make like a hockey player out of it, like, that's way more impressive.

Speaker 1 I still think it's cool. I like outer space.
I'll put myself. I do too, but that one didn't do anything.
It doesn't sound like you like outer space. I showed you Venus.
I'm down with Venus.

Speaker 1 I like Earth better than outer space. Yeah, but I still like outer space.
Tangible outer space. Right.
Like, Venus, I can think about. Right.
That one is just so abstract. Nobody's ever seen it.

Speaker 1 It's also like in the past. No one's ever.
Yeah, no, 20 minutes. That's the crazy thing.
This is like 8 billion years ago that we're looking at.

Speaker 6 Right. That makes that.

Speaker 1 Connie just put out his first album. Feel old yet? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay, what's your cool drone?

Speaker 1 Well, I got another hot seat. Oh.
Is that okay? Hot seats. A couple hot seats.
A couple of hot seats.

Speaker 1 Thank you, Jake. Not a few.
No, a few. You lost that by the way.
This is your last one. That's a couple.
Yeah, no, you did. You lost it.

Speaker 6 I think the definition.

Speaker 1 What was the definition? No, no, no, no, no. Everyone online was like, Hank is crazy.
Yeah, it's a couple or a few. Yeah.
So my couple hot seats.

Speaker 6 Well, a small number is two.

Speaker 1 Dan Snyder, again, on the hot seat. I feel like I've said this.
Oh, wow. Is this the one that's going to do it? This is the year.
Sir, resign, sir.

Speaker 1 I'd like to see old Dan Snyder wiggle his way out of this one. It's become an onion headline.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like Washington Football Commander fan thinks this is finally the time that Dan Snyder is going down.

Speaker 1 This is like Keith Oberman being like, Donald Trump, sir, you have crossed the line for the last time, sir. Your presidency is over.
I'm saying that about Dan Snyder.

Speaker 1 He is going to have to testify in front of Congress under oath. Is he just going to say no comment? Plead the fifth?

Speaker 1 He might plead the fifth, but I'm looking forward to it because I'm going to go through his testimony with a fine-toothed comb. Love him saying plead the fifth.

Speaker 1 And I will find a way that he is committing perjury. I will find it.

Speaker 1 I will get Dan Snyder convicted on perjury somehow, some way. I'm just glad that he's going to be testifying under oath.
It's not going to work. I fully accept that.
You have a day.

Speaker 1 You get your day in court.

Speaker 1 Literally. He's going to outlive me.
I've completely accepted that. Whatever.
But this is. I still have a chance at him.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm like Albert Pujolis at the home run derby. I might swing and miss nine times, but that 10th one is going over the fence.

Speaker 1 My cool throne is the New York Yankees.

Speaker 1 Because per Joe Osborne on Twitter, he was talking about their Babbit. And you know, as Seam Heads, we know all about Babbitt

Speaker 1 on this podcast. Over the last month, the Yankees ranked 27th with a Babbip of only 265.
Oh, frauds. Despite this, they rank first and run scored in this span.
Oh, so they're frauds.

Speaker 1 So, no, quite the contrary.

Speaker 1 It means that the Yankees have not even begun to peak yet. Got it.
It means that they've been really good, but also really unlucky at the same time. Got it.

Speaker 1 I mean, their luck swings around when the Babbitt gods put their wand on their foreheads and say, congratulations, we now anoint you, Yankees. That's when the Yankees are going to step on the gas.

Speaker 1 So I feel like congratulations to the New York Yankees, winners of the 2022 World Series. Congratulations, guys.

Speaker 1 Memorials have to win the AL first. They will.
Yeah. ALC.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 The Yankees pride themselves on power, and Babbitt doesn't doesn't include power, right? I don't know. I honestly don't know what Babbitt includes.

Speaker 1 BFT and I built this entire house of cards, and Jake just comes over with a little bit of a ball.

Speaker 1 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, so Babip stands for batting average on balls and play, which means that if you're off the home player, if you make contact with the ball and it lands in play, yeah, but removing outcomes not affected by the opposing defense, namely home runs and strikeouts.

Speaker 1 Right, right. But I'm saying on their balls in play,

Speaker 1 they're getting like they're they're hitting line drives to the second baseman that can't quite make it up to the market.

Speaker 1 What Jake's saying is true, the Yankees also get very lucky because they play in a fucking Mickey Mouse of a park.

Speaker 5 Right, that only they play out and the opposing team doesn't, according to the opposing team.

Speaker 6 Well, they play way more.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they play way more games that are.

Speaker 5 Yeah, but the team they're playing has the opportunity to play.

Speaker 1 All I'm saying is the Yankees

Speaker 1 have officially won the World Series. Yeah, they have.

Speaker 1 But not the ALCS. But not the YLCS.
Thank you. The Orioles are going to win the ALCS and get disqualified.
That's fine by me. As long as the ticket cashes.
Yep.

Speaker 6 I just just got a DM from this guy named Mark.

Speaker 6 Just kind of how you're saying everyone said I was wrong. They said, on Monday's episode, they roasted you for saying a few whose backs, but if you were watching the tape, you actually said a couple.

Speaker 1 So you were right. But wait, there's more.

Speaker 6 During Mount Rushmore, Bitcat said he had a couple honorable munches, and then he named three.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 But I know what the difference between a couple and a few is.

Speaker 6 Sounds like you don't, because you said a couple.

Speaker 1 Well, I probably was like a couple, and then I had two, and then I was like, oh, fuck, I forgot this one, too. Should have said a few.
That guy's a nerd. Get him out of here.
See you, Mark.

Speaker 1 You're suspended from part of my life. Get the fuck out.
Boom. Verbal gif.
Boom. See ya.

Speaker 1 All right. My, is it, ooh, you have a cool turn? No, that was.
That was my cool turn. I told you a few.
Yeah, you could do a few.

Speaker 1 All right, my hot seat is ESPN because they ran an entire segment on a fake John Morant quote. Ball sack.
Who would do that? Like, doing a whole segment on a fake Kevin Durant

Speaker 1 only wants to play for teams with two all-stars thing. Whatever.
But Yeah, that was a fake one. Yeah, I found that.
Someone said that after, and I was like, you got ball sacked.

Speaker 1 Well, it was, no, it was the Hoop Central, which I feel like they're good too. Yeah, are they real? No.
See, I didn't know that. I think Hoop Central is sometimes real.
That's the thing.

Speaker 1 They confuse it. Also.
No, but there's like a Hoop Central and then there's like a H00 or like

Speaker 1 there's also that that wasn't a crazy thing to say because Kevin Road does want to play with good players and we were on vacation and and I don't really care some guy was like That was all fake.

Speaker 1 And I was like, Please apologize. And I was just like, I don't give a fuck.
I'm sorry. Like, this show does not fact-check ever.
I think the biggest funny thing is.

Speaker 6 Also, LeBron might not have been in Cleveland for his decision. Doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 We're doing some retroactive fact-checking. Where was whatever?

Speaker 6 Connecticut.

Speaker 1 Whatever. Maybe.
I love it because we always get the like fact-checker.

Speaker 1 You could tell.

Speaker 1 I mean, I love the AWLs. They're up for a six-time championship.

Speaker 1 in a week. Seven, maybe? Seven?

Speaker 5 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22.

Speaker 1 Wow, seven.

Speaker 1 Okay, so they're up for seven.

Speaker 1 That's crazy, but

Speaker 1 there's something very, and all of us have experienced this.

Speaker 1 If you make a mistake, you can tell how big of a mistake it was by like waking up and just seeing like, okay, there's like 15 tweets or there's like 100 tweets.

Speaker 1 And if you make a really big mistake, like there's 100 tweets, you're like, god damn it, I shouldn't have said that.

Speaker 1 I also don't like the journalists complaining about the existence of ball sock sports.

Speaker 1 Now some people are like, what a bunch of sad losers those are to make a site that's just dedicated to tricking ESPN. I fucking love it.
Yeah, it's good. It made me laugh.

Speaker 1 There should be traps in every facet of the world. Listen, if the internet was all people being completely honest all the time, it would be no fun at all.

Speaker 1 It's also one of those things where I used to be like, I used to be ashamed when I got duped. Now it's just like, all right, whatever, the internet gets you.

Speaker 1 If you live on the internet, you're going to get caught. Yeah.
Like, it just happens. You can't, you know what? You know what I say to the people who don't get caught? They're not playing hard enough.

Speaker 1 They're not a man in the arena. Get in the arena, play every day on the internet, you will get got.

Speaker 1 And if you don't, it's like the old saying, like, you don't do business if you don't get sued, which is a crazy thing to say, but I've heard people say it.

Speaker 1 That's if you don't get got, you're not on the internet.

Speaker 1 So there's a really easy way to not get got by ball sack sports, and that's to look and to to see if it's from an account called Ball Sack Sports.

Speaker 1 Right, but no, but there's other ways, like if someone gets, like ESPN then get got got, and I could get got from that. But then you get got from Sports Sports.

Speaker 6 It also shows how lazy they are because one show talks about it, and then the other producers of the other shows are like, oh, Ball Sports.

Speaker 1 Can I just say real quick, I also think, just stay woke. I think they're just doing it on purpose.
Like, I think they know, and they don't care, because guess what?

Speaker 1 It's the middle of July, and there's nothing to talk about. So they did an entire show about John Morant.
The entire day.

Speaker 1 The entire day about John Morant saying if Michael Jordan played in today's NBA, he'd be just another player.

Speaker 1 You think they're going to apologize for those ratings? You know what?

Speaker 1 They don't care. I'm going to agree with fake John Morant.
Like, what do they care?

Speaker 1 Like, they don't like, and then they get to do another day where everyone's like talking about ESPN getting got, and then now everyone wants to tune in to see if what Kendrick Perkins is talking about really did or didn't happen.

Speaker 1 It's genius. We should actually make a ball sack sports, but just for people that are on ESPN and just make up quotes from Stephen A.
Smith. Yes, I like that.
I like that.

Speaker 1 Jake, put that in the county. I will never have Stephen A.
Smith being like, I will never get ball sack sports in my life. Yeah.

Speaker 1 When?

Speaker 1 Let's do it in like

Speaker 1 four weeks. Remind us.
That seems like we'll be back in the, we're in vacation mode right now.

Speaker 1 And then my cool throne is the Bears are back because we got Nikhil Harry, who he's awesome, right? First round pick. Yeah.
He's a big body.

Speaker 1 Big body.

Speaker 6 Great route runner.

Speaker 1 Great hands. Belichick saw something.
Another weapon for Justin Fields. Fucking chest is full, bro.

Speaker 6 This could be a fake tweet. I saw it.

Speaker 6 I'm not going to fact-check it, but it was like in the last 20 years, the only receiver that Belichick's drafted that's done anything or like had over maybe like 100 catches or something is Jules.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 6 He's the only one.

Speaker 1 Who was a quarterback? Yeah. Right.

Speaker 6 They drafted special teams. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Everyone's got their weaknesses. But either way, Nikhil Harry, he's going to be a stud.
He's a first-round draft pick. I remember him in Arizona State.
He was awesome. Pac-12 after dark.

Speaker 1 So, Bears are back.

Speaker 1 Probably not.

Speaker 6 That was the only time, like, you guys, we always talk about draft season. I'm like, I don't really care about the draft because it's boring.
We always draft like a lineman or something.

Speaker 6 That was the only time. Where you were pumped? We were pumped.
I was watching all the highlight tapes. I was like, oh, my God.
Like, Randy Moss, 2.0. Also, Tom Brady.

Speaker 1 Speaking of getting God online, I just...

Speaker 1 Like the first tweet after I said Bears are back, someone was like, he's an incredible run blocker. I was like, enough for me.
I don't care. Like, you could have just made that up.
I'm down with it.

Speaker 1 I'm going to repeat that later. And, like, you'll hear that said like week three.
Would you get away with that? Like, you see David Montgomery get fucking sprung by Nikhil Harry?

Speaker 1 Uh, seventh-round pick. Oh, so that's that's just good monetary policy.
You exchanged a seventh rounder for a first.

Speaker 5 You'll get another the run.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
Kevin White is going to be back soon. A lot of studs at wide receiver.
All right, Jake, your hot seat cool throw, and then let's get to Joey Chestnut and pardon my bake.

Speaker 5 My hot seat is Heinz Field.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 5 RIP and Peace. This is one of, like there's Yankee Stadium.
That's the team, but in terms of brand sponsors, this is one of the most popular ones. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Staples.

Speaker 5 Staples Center left last year. So this is going to be

Speaker 1 still upset about that.

Speaker 5 I believe, I don't know if I'm pronouncing this correctly, but Akra Sher.

Speaker 1 Sure. You know what? Stadium? I'd like to speak for all of us.
Let's just keep calling it Heinz Field. Yeah.
I'm not going to stop calling it Heinz Field. It's Heinz Field.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 If Wayne Wayne called it Heinz Field, I'm going to call it Heinz Field. Yeah, I agree.
It's not, we're not changing that. No, it's Heinz Field.
I'm

Speaker 1 dumbest investment ever. I've already forgotten the name of the company.
Correct. That was a stupid, like, you can't be the company after Heinz.
Right. It should have actually been what's the Hunts?

Speaker 1 Hunts? Should have ketchup. I should have done it.
Or French's mustard. Yeah, they should have done it.
Or grey Poupon. They should have fucking done it.
That's a little too European for Pittsburgh.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I know. It would have been great, though.
It should be sponsored by butter. Yeah.
Yeah, but like, why wouldn't that was a perfect spot for a condiment to jump in? Miracle Whip, you missed it.

Speaker 1 You fucked it up.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I'm trying to think of other venues that are known just for their sponsor. Like, Staples Center was one and not by their team.
What other ones come to mind?

Speaker 1 The Trop.

Speaker 5 Tropicana Field. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yep. The Juice Box, Minute Made.
Yep. Yeah.

Speaker 5 That's going. It used to be Enron.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it was better. I like that.

Speaker 1 United Center, kind of. I mean, that is very all the airlines, like American Airlines.

Speaker 5 Well, the Heat Lost American Airlines. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Big one. Coors Field.
Coors Field. Yep.
Yeah, so those are all good ones.

Speaker 5 So that's sad. My Cool Throne is friend of the program, recurring guest, Max Homa.
We have a very cool story entering the Open Championship. He is paired with Tiger Woods.

Speaker 1 You guys are nervous. I'm nervous.
Very nervous. I literally sent him the clip from Hoosier's when they measured

Speaker 1 the rim, being like, dude, it's 10 feet. Don't worry about it.
I'm worried for Max because Max is a sensitive man and he's going to be deep in his feelings.

Speaker 1 Like it or not, this is his hero that he's playing with. Yeah.
And Max is going to, I'm just afraid that he's going to be like, this is.

Speaker 5 We tweeted out of him nine years ago, asking for a practice round, and now he's playing with him in a major.

Speaker 1 You know what, Pazifob's all? I'm going to do it for him.

Speaker 1 This is great. Or should we try to break down Tiger for, like, make Tiger seem like the enemy for Max?

Speaker 1 Well, he's also, he's also teamed up with, what's his name? Fitzpatrick? Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, what should we do for

Speaker 1 Max to

Speaker 1 break down Tiger so that, like, max

Speaker 1 tiger would fuck your wife and he wouldn't care about it okay let's just be honest he would so use that energy bro that's not a bad strategy i i also that's the truth that is the

Speaker 1 tiger's a self-admitted sex addict he would do that and he wouldn't feel any remorse harness that and then win

Speaker 1 Was that too much? It was, I think, just right.

Speaker 1 It was just right.

Speaker 1 Do you remember the picture of Tiger Woods when he dressed up like Mac Daddy Santa? Yeah, that's like my favorite. Like, just look at that picture and think to yourself, look at this man.

Speaker 1 He puts on his nipple clamps one at a time, just like the rest of us.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, man. All right, Max, you got this.
Yeah. So if you need more, Max, just let us know.
We will go way harder.

Speaker 5 That was just the tip. The Max Slam is what you guys call it, right? Making the cut it all four.
If he does it, he would do it in 2022 as well.

Speaker 1 So he's made it an all three.

Speaker 1 Double Max Slam.

Speaker 5 From four this year.

Speaker 1 Super Max.

Speaker 5 He made it up the open last year and then missed all three, the other three last year. But this year, all three he's made.

Speaker 1 What a streak. I love it.
It's like a low-fidelity hip-hop channel. So hopefully, he can get the job done.

Speaker 5 We're pulling for him.

Speaker 1 Except for that time of year. What's that, Hank? Why were you shaking your head? No.
Hank's already moved on to the mini-golf. Did I not take

Speaker 1 what you taught us and apply it to another thing? Fidelity.

Speaker 1 Can I actually ask a quick question? Can I see your phone? Did you take any videos from the cup course today? No. None?

Speaker 1 No pictures? No videos?

Speaker 1 Also cool. We're going to go to sleep just re-watching the course.

Speaker 5 Barstool store, 20% off Christmas in July all day today, Wednesday.

Speaker 1 Thank you, Jake.

Speaker 1 You got some great stuff. We're going to be wearing the golf shirts.

Speaker 5 Honestly, like, I'm not just hyping it up.

Speaker 1 I play better in the park when I take Roback golf shirts.

Speaker 5 They're nice. They're so comfortable.

Speaker 1 So 20% off. I almost got a par wearing one of the Roback shirts.
There you go. Okay.
Hang the banner. Yeah.
All right. Let's get to.

Speaker 1 God damn it, Jake.

Speaker 1 Hang the banner.

Speaker 1 I didn't need to.

Speaker 1 That's just Jake being overly polite, yet extremely sarcastic. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And there's no way to tell which one you're going to be able to do. Wait till you see the new PM TV coming out because Jake let out one of the most primal let's go's I've ever heard of it.

Speaker 1 It was a good point. It was a good row.

Speaker 1 Ironically. All right, let's get to Joey Chestnut and then we'll on the other side you'll you'll hear us with Roan And pardon my bake, we're brought to you.
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Speaker 1 okay we now welcome on the greatest american that has ever lived he is the hot dog champion it is joey chestnut joey does it feel a little awkward me saying you're the greatest American that ever lived?

Speaker 1 Because we do think that. We truly think that on this show.

Speaker 10 Dude, it's weird. You know, I'm just a goofy guy.
I'm shy, and I just love to eat.

Speaker 1 I found my calling. Yeah.
Yeah, I'd say so. I mean, you are the greatest eater to ever walk the face of the earth.
I think it's safe to say that.

Speaker 10 It's a weird feeling knowing that, yeah, it's...

Speaker 10 When it comes to the 4th of July, it's like, I could have a bad day, and I'm still going to smoke them.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, you also demonstrated quite a range of skills. You were like the John Wick of eating.

Speaker 1 You had a protester bum rush you, and you just snapped into like, I don't know what it was, like CIA mode, and you put him in a headlock and put him down.

Speaker 1 Was that just you reacting on instinct or was there any training that kicked you?

Speaker 10 It's almost like food aggression.

Speaker 10 I'm a nice dog, but he got in the way of the food.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And yeah,

Speaker 10 it was real quick.

Speaker 10 I thought it was an accident. Then I noticed the guy with the mask.
And so

Speaker 10 it really went into just instinct.

Speaker 1 i had to get him away from me and uh get back to eating all right so i want to give you the chance now because i know i saw afterwards you apologized i want you to take back that apology that guy showing up on the fourth of july trying to mess with the greatest american of all time he deserved to be put in a headlock so now's your chance let's take back that apology that guy I don't know if I actually apologized.

Speaker 10 I said I regretted the whole situation. And he caused the whole situation.

Speaker 10 His parents need to be taught.

Speaker 10 He's like, he's a kid. He's 21 years old.
And he's just,

Speaker 10 I don't know what kind of privilege he came from, but

Speaker 10 that's just ridiculous.

Speaker 1 His parents need to be put in a headlock. Yes.
Yes. And if you remember, Joey, when I competed in 2016, there was a protest as well.

Speaker 1 It was the far side of the table, so you didn't have to put anyone in a headlock. I didn't even know that we were allowed to put people in headlocks.

Speaker 1 I kind of regret myself not like I could go back in time, change one thing it'd be to put that protester in a headlock because who knows if they were coming for you like i should have been better defense for you well they were yeah they were throwing stuff

Speaker 10 i think they got you with fake blood yes or

Speaker 1 and that's like i'm really lucky this guy wasn't uh yeah he didn't actually really attack me but uh and now now i'm getting like hate mail from all all the uh vegans so who knows i'm hoping they don't uh start retaliating they'll forget they'll forget in like a week they just get that's their week to get all hot and bothered about something they all focus their energy on like a letter writing kit but you'll be good you'll be good don't worry about it yeah um from a physical standpoint though like your body how long does it take you to recover from a hot dog eating contest this year was a little bit rough it was hot and

Speaker 10 that that it adds a little bit extra time uh also the injury on my leg so i started taking some painkillers and painkillers They uh everybody knows they they slow they constipate you a little bit.

Speaker 10 That's a very dangerous combination you're taking like a constipating drug Yeah it took a little bit longer I usually I'm feeling fine after a day and a half I'd say it took about four days for me to really feel normal normal oh wow

Speaker 10 Yeah, I bet my leg's starting to feel better I'm gonna get this cast off on Wednesday, tomorrow, and hopefully don't need surgery.

Speaker 1 Wait, so the leg, because that was the other part of the, you know, it became the protester, but you won the hot dog eating competition on one leg.

Speaker 1 Was it, did it, I'd have to imagine it had to like slow you down a little bit, not being as stable, getting that wide base that you need to chow down on some dogs.

Speaker 10 Oh, yeah. I didn't want to tell anybody this.
I didn't want to give the competition any hope. But I broke my leg like seven months ago with the tibia and fibula.
They came through the skin.

Speaker 10 Then I had infection after infection. And then I was finally back to jogging.
And then a month ago, I

Speaker 10 tore or ruptured a tendon in the front of my tibia.

Speaker 10 And dude,

Speaker 10 there was a moment I thought for a little bit I wasn't going to be able to compete, I thought, but the doctor put it in the hard cast and mobilized it. And

Speaker 10 I was able to go out there.

Speaker 1 What's that conversation like? Like, you know, like, I'd imagine it's like, you know, a football player being like, doc, can I go? Can I play?

Speaker 1 Were you like, doc, can I eat? Can I, can I chow down on some dogs?

Speaker 10 Yeah, it was like, what are my options? It really, really hurts. I can't walk.
He's like, well, you can stand up on it as long as you stay planted. It shouldn't hurt too bad.

Speaker 10 And he wouldn't give me any cortisone because I had a history of infection.

Speaker 10 But I,

Speaker 10 yeah, he just said, don't move around too much.

Speaker 10 The pain won't bother you. And

Speaker 10 I was able to, just able to get it done.

Speaker 1 So, what's the backup plan there? If you couldn't have stood up, would you have been able to compete sitting down? And how do you think that would have affected you?

Speaker 10 Yeah, I did one practice on a stool, kind of a high stool, and i did 54 so i still would i would have still won uh

Speaker 10 if i did if i had to but

Speaker 1 i uh

Speaker 10 but that it goes back if if they saw me eating on a stool they might the other ears it it's it's hard for people to push their body yeah and when they know that i'm going to be so far ahead of them but if uh if if they knew i wasn't going to do well then they might be able to push themselves a little bit harder yeah if they if they see any weakness at all they could be like this is our year and they could they could go a little bit harder harder.

Speaker 1 How many hot dogs do you think you could eat on one of those inversion tables if you were hanging upside down?

Speaker 10 Oh, my God. It'd definitely be harder because gravity wouldn't be helping you.

Speaker 10 In fact, that's one of my exercises. I pretty much go upside down and I swallow air just to get all the muscles to work.

Speaker 10 In 10 minutes, you wouldn't be able to dunk either. Or maybe it would be a mess.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I don't know, maybe 30.
That's how you should train next time. It's like if you trained under those conditions.
Yeah.

Speaker 10 It could be dangerous.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Have somebody close by that's certified in the Heimlich. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay. So

Speaker 1 are you...

Speaker 1 This is a tough question, but

Speaker 1 do you think you're bad for competitive eating at this point? Because you dominate so much. Has there been any thought of like maybe next year, don't even dunk at all?

Speaker 1 Just raw dog and just go dry bun. And just dominate that way? Like to give it a little bit more spice? Be like, I can beat you guys any which way.
I I beat you on one leg. I beat you with a protester.

Speaker 1 I beat you when it's hot. I beat you when it's cold.
Like, start challenging yourself to beat them in different ways so that, like, I don't know.

Speaker 1 Like, you'd be like, we look back, it's like, yeah, Joey Chestnut won all these.

Speaker 1 And then he started, he was so good that he had to win different ways so that everyone had even a little bit of a chance.

Speaker 10 I don't know. Yeah,

Speaker 10 I don't think I need to do that.

Speaker 10 I think it'd be a little bit more fun if I got a sponsor involved and said, hey, if you get close, if there's an eater who qualifies with over 65 hot dogs, they get a $30,000 bonus.

Speaker 10 So they'll have motivation to work their butts off.

Speaker 10 I want to go there.

Speaker 10 I want to make a new record. Everybody knows that.

Speaker 10 I'm getting older. So it's a little bit more work every year.
And

Speaker 10 it's like a point of like, all right, I can still do this. And I want to get a record.
I'm not going to find excuses. This year sucked.

Speaker 10 I knew going into it, I probably wasn't going to get close to the record, but

Speaker 10 I'm definitely not going to set it up harder for myself to, that I won't be able to break a record. But

Speaker 10 I think

Speaker 10 I want to give the other, find a way to get the other eaters motivated to push me.

Speaker 10 That'd be the best way for me to get a record.

Speaker 10 geez if somebody else somebody the best way for me to get to 90 hot dogs would be somebody else eating 88.

Speaker 10 that that's that's how you make some gains okay so two questions off that.

Speaker 1 Is 90 the goal? Is 90 the number?

Speaker 10 That's the most I've ever eaten in an hour. And it was, it was rough, but, but the most I've ever eaten in 10 minute practice is 82.
Wow.

Speaker 10 So, but those are perfect conditions, perfect hot dogs. I'm feeling, I'm feeling tits.

Speaker 1 I'm feeling really good. And

Speaker 10 so it's.

Speaker 10 Who knows? Definitely 80 is possible for me, but

Speaker 10 it's more possible if somebody's pushing me. Maybe Kobayashi will come back.

Speaker 10 The end of this year is going to be a weird year for me because

Speaker 10 my contract with Major League Eating and Nathan's is going to be over. And

Speaker 10 so it'll be my first year in a long, long time that I can actually eat against Kobayashi. So

Speaker 10 me and him could find a way to compete because he'll never compete with Major League Eating again.

Speaker 10 They have these

Speaker 10 childish contract dispute, but

Speaker 10 there's a chance that I might be able to eat against him.

Speaker 1 Wow, that's interesting. So you're going to be a free agent for the first time, really, in your professional career.
And

Speaker 1 you get to see what else is out there. I was joking around.
I was like, well, the Live Tour, there'll never be like the Saudi Public Investment Fund will never sponsor a hot dog eating contest.

Speaker 1 But I think if it's you against Kobayashi,

Speaker 10 they're not pork. As long as they're all beef hot dogs, they might be all about it.

Speaker 1 There we go. I mean, that's the way to grow the game.
I would love to see you compete against Kobayashi because the rivalry you guys had, I thought, was really good for the sport.

Speaker 10 Yeah, and people want to see the best compete, and

Speaker 10 they don't want to see promoters and contract disputes get in the way of seeing the best.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so I was looking through some of your records last week after the competition and seeing how diverse your set of records is for eating. What would you say, though, is the most impressive one?

Speaker 1 Which competition are you the most proud of? Is it the hot dog eating contest? Because that's the one that's got the biggest spotlight. Or I was looking at like the poutine and the

Speaker 1 hard-boiled eggs. That seems like a really difficult one to have.

Speaker 10 Hard-boiled eggs was amazing. Yeah, 141 and I think eight minutes.
That was,

Speaker 10 it was, it was almost, it was beautiful.

Speaker 10 They were just dancing down. And I love hard-boiled eggs.
So they digested pretty quick, but then my body absorbed everything. And then...

Speaker 10 Then I started smelling like sulfur. I remember the next day I got on the plane and it was hot in Louisville and I started sweating and it's it's it stunk awful.

Speaker 10 It smelled like yeah, somebody had died.

Speaker 1 That's that's got to be the worst plane trip ever. Sitting next to someone who just ate 140 hard-boiled eggs.
Sleeping.

Speaker 1 It's not me. Like somebody probably tweeted about that after they got off the plane.
They're like the guy next to me smelled like he ate 140 hard-boiled eggs.

Speaker 1 And it turns out they were probably right about this one.

Speaker 10 Yeah, the hard-boiled eggs is awesome.

Speaker 10 And also, it's kind of iconic because cool hand luke and cool hand that's one of the the first kind of eating challenges in a movie and an older generation knows it and everybody loves hard-boiled eggs so i that that's that's an awesome one the the poutine i think 25 pounds of poutine

Speaker 10 and i was in toronto for that and that one it's kind of a fluffed up record because they're there they count the gravy so we don't have to eat all the gravy but uh so i probably only actually ate 21 pounds but it was pussy it was it was still that is such a comfort food.

Speaker 10 I was just bloated and went to sleep and had amazing dreams.

Speaker 1 Wait, so when you eat something like that, like if you said you love hard-boiled eggs, how long does it take for you to want the taste of that again?

Speaker 1 Because I would imagine it's like everyone has that one liquor that they got drunk off of and puked when they were a kid or something, and they can never drink it again.

Speaker 1 Is that how it works with some of these eating challenges where you're like, I don't want a hard-boiled egg for another year?

Speaker 10 No, hard-boiled eggs wasn't bad because it it didn't make me sick.

Speaker 10 I remember I did a crab cake contest,

Speaker 10 and

Speaker 10 when I got on stage, I was like, whoa, these crab cakes, they smell like fish. And they've been sitting out for a couple hours.
And

Speaker 10 that one made me sick afterwards.

Speaker 10 And I love crab cakes, but I really couldn't have crab cakes for a couple of years. Damn.
It screwed me up.

Speaker 1 So I wanted to go back to one thing you said.

Speaker 1 You kind of hinted at your own mortality there for a second as an athlete. You're 38.
You're going to be 39 this fall.

Speaker 1 Is there an age that you think that you're not going to be able to compete at this high of a level?

Speaker 1 Can you notice that the bounce back, like, is it similar to any athlete where the bounce back is harder? And as you get older, it's harder to train and it's harder to get up for these things.

Speaker 10 Yeah, the bounce back is definitely harder, longer. It's easier for me to gain weight.

Speaker 10 The weight that I put on from the contest, it stays on me longer.

Speaker 10 The weight I put on from practice stays on longer.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 10 it's, I mean, that's to be expected.

Speaker 10 But I also know my body better than ever. And I have more resources than ever.

Speaker 10 I have a concierge doctor who will run my blood work and brainstorm new ideas with me. And so

Speaker 10 I have more resources and I know my body better than ever. So I'm going to be able to push it harder than I did when I was 23 or 24.
And

Speaker 10 something,

Speaker 10 yeah, I definitely know my body. So

Speaker 10 that's why I admire Tom Brady. He doesn't pretend to be the most

Speaker 10 physically fit person, but he knows his body and he's able to make it work for him and

Speaker 10 for the gig. And that's what I'm going to do.
I'm not trying to be super athletic looking. I'm trying to just

Speaker 10 do my job.

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Speaker 1 You're on the JC12 method. Yeah.
Wait, so Tom always says, you know, he wants to play till he's 45, which I think he's going to hit this year. Is there a number that you want to play till?

Speaker 1 Is there a age that you're like, I want to win this at 50? I want to win this at 55, whatever it may be.

Speaker 10 As long as I'm healthy, you can count me in.

Speaker 10 45 would be awesome.

Speaker 10 But yeah,

Speaker 10 I really want to recover from this leg injury. And

Speaker 10 so I can push my body hard again.

Speaker 10 Like this whole leg injury, it... it screwed up.
I couldn't even get on a Peloton. So my cardio was all screwed up all year.
I couldn't even,

Speaker 10 I was winded during the contest this year. I was breathing like a Batman through my mouth.
If you're breathing through your mouth, you're not eating. Yeah.

Speaker 10 And so, so I needed to get in better shape and so I can push harder.

Speaker 1 Damn, I mean, that's yeah, it does make sense, though, that being able to be in good cardio, having good cardio performance is a big part of eating a lot because obviously you need to be able to get down air and you need to be able to breathe under control to make all the rest of your muscles relax.

Speaker 1 If you're in like a panic mode, I can see how that

Speaker 1 creases everything up.

Speaker 10 You're right. Absolutely.
Don't, I was like, stay calm, don't panic, be happy.

Speaker 10 It's like happy Gilmar. I'm trying to find my happy place and just, yeah, relax.

Speaker 1 I just got bummed out thinking about a world without Joey Chestnut competing on July 4th. I don't know.

Speaker 1 I don't want to think about that. Yeah, I don't want to think about that.

Speaker 1 Banish the thought. Yeah, but I mean, it's, you know, every athlete has to think about the day that they can't perform anymore.
I don't, I'm hoping more, it's like 10, 12.

Speaker 1 You know, maybe, maybe just let us die before you quit.

Speaker 10 I'm going way before you guys.

Speaker 1 Okay, yeah.

Speaker 1 What does your doctor say? Like, you, how much weight do you gain after a competition? Is it is your doctor like, hey, you're this is bad. This is really bad for you.

Speaker 1 I'd imagine it has to be bad for you.

Speaker 10 There's, there's been times where he runs my blood work right after a contest and he says, Oh, your cholesterol levels are a little bit high.

Speaker 10 Uh, but but if he runs my runs my blood uh a little bit farther away from the contest, three weeks away from a contest. Everything looks really normal.

Speaker 10 He's not really, my old doctor, she was worried about the weight gain. During the summer, I would do a contest during the summer almost every week, and I would put on 40 pounds during the summer.

Speaker 1 Whoa.

Speaker 10 And she was really not happy with that. And, but I've gotten a little bit smarter about being a little bit more selective about the contest.
Like,

Speaker 10 I think my next contest will be for raising canes. I'm doing chicken fingers.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 10 I'm trying to space them out every three weeks.

Speaker 10 And so it's,

Speaker 10 so I'm being smarter about how hard I push my body and making sure I got the recovery period.

Speaker 1 Wait, how many Raisin Canes, chicken fingers are you going to be elite? Because they're a sponsor of ours. We love Raisin Canes.
One love.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 we were in New Orleans for the final four.

Speaker 1 Over like a five-day period, we might have you beat because we ate so much raisin canes.

Speaker 10 I only get five minutes to eat. So I'm trying to get 50 down in the five minutes.

Speaker 1 I think you can do 50. I, I, yeah.
You got 50 in you. I've, I've seen you go to work.

Speaker 10 Not small.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no.

Speaker 1 We ate, like, I'm not joking, like over a four-day period, I probably ate 75.

Speaker 10 Yeah, they're damn good.

Speaker 10 They do a good job there. So I'm going to, I'm, I'm amped for that.

Speaker 1 Are you going to get any of the bread? The toast that they have? Get it buttered on both sides if they

Speaker 1 stop the competition. That's the way to have it.

Speaker 10 I'm not screwing around with sauce. I'm not screwing around with bread.

Speaker 10 I'm going for the most I can eat 10 or fingers in five five minutes is is there any uh any competition that you have refused to do like a food that you're like i hate that food i will not eat it it's it's not even that i hate it there's a raw oyster eating contest in new orleans every year and i i just can't bring myself to do it i know that i would eat so many that uh

Speaker 10 i it would probably get me sick they're so salty and that that slimy texture just the thought of all that just that uh

Speaker 10 that goo in my stomach it just uh

Speaker 1 it makes me nauseous you could could probably eat, I think you could eat a thousand oysters in an hour.

Speaker 10 And that's another thing. Oysters, they come in different sizes.
So if they're the right size oysters, yeah, definitely.

Speaker 10 If they're some of those big, big mama ones,

Speaker 10 it would slow me down. It would be a little bit rougher.
But

Speaker 10 yeah, small oysters. Who knows? Maybe I'll do it one of these days.

Speaker 10 I'm always looking for a reason to go to New Orleans.

Speaker 1 Yeah, what's the food that someone has you beat at right now that you're like eyeing?

Speaker 1 Because I know that each food is different and some some eaters have like a specialty what's that what's that competition that we can look out for where it's like this guy is just dominating milk right now and i got to get better at the milk category yeah the last the last couple years there's there's a wing fest in buffalo and it attracts like 40 000 people

Speaker 10 and i i think actually the last three years they had the contest i lost uh

Speaker 10 So I just, for some reason, every year I've been putting together, I just haven't been able to put together a good contest.

Speaker 10 It's probably because I party in Buffalo a little bit, but

Speaker 1 dude,

Speaker 10 that's one contest. This year, I'm going to put some work in and make sure I don't go out.
And yeah,

Speaker 10 damn it. And it hurts because the people in Buffalo, they love that.
They're so proud of their Buffalo wings. And then I go there and I screw up and

Speaker 10 I don't deliver an awesome number. Shit.

Speaker 1 We have a big audience in Buffalo. If you see Joey Chestnut out on the town the night before before the Buffalo wing contest, I want you to slap him in his face.
Tell him, go home, get some rest.

Speaker 1 You've got work to do tomorrow.

Speaker 10 Buffalo, it's a 4 a.m. city, and

Speaker 10 all the bars have good bar food.

Speaker 10 It's a fun one. It's tough for me to stay in Buffalo.

Speaker 1 So speaking of that, I know that when last time we had you on five, six years ago, I asked you about

Speaker 1 what the fan situation, the groupie situation is for Joey Chestnut right now. Is Joey Chestnut,

Speaker 1 you have like a, you know, each city, there's maybe some females who are like, oh, Joey's in town. Got to hit him up.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I've been really good lately. I'm actually engaged to get married.

Speaker 1 Oh, all right. Congrats.
Yes. All right.
Wait, so hold on. So

Speaker 1 just at least, are you going to tell your new? I hope everything works out, but like, are you going to be like, hey, you just don't break up with me a week before the hot dog eating competition?

Speaker 1 I know.

Speaker 10 That was a rough one.

Speaker 1 The only, I say it. The best part about Joey Chestnut is the only thing that can beat Joey Chestnut is a broken heart.
That's the only time he lost.

Speaker 10 Yeah,

Speaker 10 that was rough.

Speaker 1 Damn it.

Speaker 1 It's all right.

Speaker 10 It all worked. You know what? After that happened, I went back to the drawing table and I came back hungrier than ever.
And I realized, hell, I love winning more than I love anything else.

Speaker 10 I love Brie.

Speaker 10 She knows that I travel a lot, but

Speaker 10 I'm not a jerk.

Speaker 1 Wait, so her name is Brie, you said? Yeah. That's perfect that she's named after cheese.
Yeah, she's my stinky Brie. Yeah, wait, does she cook? Does she cook for you?

Speaker 1 And does she have to like cook so much every time? Or how does that work at dinner?

Speaker 10 She does a great job. She cooks some awesome.
Yeah, she cooks like hot dogs for me for practice. And she'll cook great food.

Speaker 10 But she can cook 80 hot dogs faster than pretty much anybody I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 That's match made in heaven. I love it.
I love it. If you don't mind, real quick, I want to talk about how you got your start in professional eating.

Speaker 1 Because I've heard, you know, I've read a lot of stories about you. You knew that you were a fast eater, obviously, like you would impress your friends.

Speaker 1 But at what point did you realize I would like to dedicate my life to training to become the best eater of all time?

Speaker 10 Yeah, it wasn't until I did my first contest. And my little brother,

Speaker 10 my little brother saw me after that. And once I got on stage, I just loved it.
I was like, shit, I don't have to hold back. It was a lobster eating contest.
I'd never even eaten lobster.

Speaker 10 i didn't know what i was doing and i was 21 at the time it just uh dude it was like it was like true love i guess like like like i i didn't know i love something this much and uh yeah it was because

Speaker 10 yeah all my friends knew i was a big eater but if i was in public i didn't want to make it really show off or or really show it up because then it becomes like I get embarrassed about it.

Speaker 10 But when I was on stage for the first time,

Speaker 10 I didn't have to hold back.

Speaker 10 I could, they were pushing me. The audience was pushing me.
And

Speaker 10 I was like, gee, this is this is it. And then

Speaker 10 there was a contest two weeks later in Stockton, California. I ended up winning that one.
And then there was the qualifier for Nathan's Fourth of July contest. And I won that.

Speaker 10 And then I got third at Nathan's that year. So it was, as soon as I did the first qualifier, the goal was like, all right, I need to beat Kobayashi.

Speaker 10 If I'm going to do this weird thing, I got to go all the way.

Speaker 1 Wait, so you say that you always were a big eater. What is the weirdest thing? I would imagine your friends knowing this, like any friend group, like, oh, our, our friend has this incredible skill.

Speaker 1 Would they, what's the weirdest thing your friends ever challenge you to eat?

Speaker 1 Because I'd imagine there's some very funny, like behind the scenes private, you know, like, hey, Joey, you can't eat two pizzas tonight or something like that.

Speaker 10 Well, yeah, when I was in, uh, so I went to the

Speaker 10 San Jose State. And when I, when I went to college, I was 17.
And for some reason, they put me in the dorms with this 21-year-old football player.

Speaker 10 And he was an offensive lineman and he could eat pretty good. But

Speaker 10 one day he brought home this giant burrito and he couldn't finish it. And I was like, dude, you can't.
And I was giving him a hard time. And he got all mad.

Speaker 10 And then he, so he went out and got me a burrito and tried to see if I could eat it. And

Speaker 10 I polished it off really, really comfortably. and uh it was just like oh it's it's uh i i definitely have an uh

Speaker 1 some sort of gift yeah i i would imagine like if i if i were stumbled upon a 17 year old joey chestnut and found out that you had that skill i would be like let's go just like pool shark people let's go to like random places and be like i bet i bet like I bet my boy can eat like four pizzas and like get, you know, a couple hundred bucks off everyone's action.

Speaker 10 It's uh, I, I think the first time I was, uh, yeah i was 20 or no i was 17 still i was in the dorms and somebody had a bottle of mad dog and that was the first time i actually got paid to any i was like they're like i was like oh can anybody drink this whole bottle and i was like for what and there's like five bucks and i it was don't do that at home don't it's a bad thing but i disagree

Speaker 1 mad dog is my favorite thing in the entire world that's a very college story yeah Yeah,

Speaker 10 there are certain things that bring me back to being in college. Just thinking about Mad Dog

Speaker 10 and Chicken Fingers and those things.

Speaker 1 It brings me back. What was your favorite flavor, Mad Dog? Mine was the bling bling blue raspberry.

Speaker 10 There was.

Speaker 10 Geez, I'm not.

Speaker 10 I think there was a purple one.

Speaker 1 Yeah, purple rain.

Speaker 10 I was very fond of.

Speaker 1 Yeah. That was a good one.
I liked the red one. What was the red one? There was

Speaker 1 like Bananas Jubilee, I think was one of the red ones. And then there was a fruit punch, too.
I like the fruit punch. I'm somewhat of a connoisseur of Mad Dog.
They said,

Speaker 1 check it out. Yeah, we got some here.
They sent me a special one in 2020. It's the limited edition

Speaker 1 Piña Cooler. It's delicious.
I've had two sips of it.

Speaker 1 You won't finish that right now. I won't.
That's correct. That's correct.
I've got to show the tape later.

Speaker 1 If I was 17 and Joey Jaws chestnut dared me, I would absolutely pound this thing right now. Yes.

Speaker 1 So, I mean, you're on top of the world right now.

Speaker 1 If there's anybody besides, actually, you know what? With Kobayashi, Biquette sidebar, Yeah. What if we did a rough and rowdy? Ooh.
And, but the main event was Joey

Speaker 1 against Takiro Kobayashi. Yeah.
How much, how much we got to pay for that?

Speaker 10 I have no idea.

Speaker 1 You're smart.

Speaker 10 I would do it for

Speaker 10 whatever he wants. As long as Steven, or we can put in a prize, a purse.

Speaker 10 And

Speaker 10 I'm fair.

Speaker 10 That'd be awesome.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Let's do that.
We should.

Speaker 10 I think that kind of would like it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that would be incredible. Wow.
The gauntlet has been thrown down.

Speaker 1 Yes. Kobayashi said you wouldn't do it, though.

Speaker 10 I can do it as long as it's after December.

Speaker 10 I don't break contracts, but

Speaker 10 I'll wait until I'm free.

Speaker 1 Man of honor. All right.

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Speaker 1 It is, I always, so I was lucky enough to obviously be in the competition in 2016, and I always tell the anecdote beforehand in the room.

Speaker 1 You were like, they look like fast buns today.

Speaker 10 I can't remember what exactly, like, how can can you tell a fast bun do you know like is it touch is it taste how do you know a bun is fast versus slow you can you can touch it and some way if they're slow it'll be uh really almost spongy okay and a little bit stale if it's fast it's it's it still has a little bit of moisture in it and it's gonna it's gonna get soggy really fast so but but if it's that if it's that spongy sponginess where you have to squeeze it while it's in the water and it and this and the staleness it ends up being kind of like sandpaper going down your throat.

Speaker 10 So

Speaker 10 I can tell pretty quick right away if the buns have been sitting out

Speaker 10 and then they're going to be a little bit stale and spongy versus a little bit doughy and moist.

Speaker 1 Was it fast buns or slow buns this year?

Speaker 10 They were pretty slow this year. And I knew going in because luckily, like,

Speaker 10 there's the female contest right before. And so I was like, oh, their numbers are all down.
So it's going to be a little bit of a slow day.

Speaker 10 It'll be a little bit harder. So, and so it, I, it, but, and then, but some years when the girls kick butt, I'm like, oh, it's going to be, it's going to be good hot dogs.
And I get amped up.

Speaker 1 I love it. I love the idea of just seeing a bun and being like, oh, that's a fast bun right there.
Gonna dominate. Yeah.

Speaker 10 I get my eyes light up and my mouth is watering. Like, oh, yeah, it's on.

Speaker 1 Is there a drug problem in professional eating? Like, could is there somebody that just goes out there and gets baked as shit beforehand?

Speaker 10 No, it's, yeah, I've tried everything.

Speaker 1 uh

Speaker 10 no if you're baked you lose a lot of motivation uh true you lose that intensity

Speaker 10 the best thing i just i get amped up on caffeine beforehand uh really strong coffee uh with some espresso and that i just try to get amped up and that gets this i don't know it really kind of aggravates my stomach so it uh gets the juices flowing a little bit uh but yeah i there's there's there's no uh i don't think there's any effective enhancers for

Speaker 1 eating. Oh, that's amazing.
My last, last question is just like casually, well, I guess it wouldn't be casually, but if you're out with friends, how many large pizzas could you eat?

Speaker 10 Could I eat?

Speaker 10 Geez, I love it when I'm at a bar

Speaker 10 and it's like they're bar pies and it's so easy just to order another one.

Speaker 10 So it's, so I mean, I'll go through five of those while everybody's drinking and it's very casual.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 10 not they're not huge pies they're like the 12 inch bar pies yeah and uh

Speaker 1 and they're just going on so easy but beer and pizza is oh damn it's it's yeah there's a reason why it's uh it's so popular that your body our bodies are made for it i love the passion that you still have for beer and pizza that's that's great to see yes absolutely well joey thank you so much you are the greatest american ever lived uh you're you know every every fourth of july i'm like i i think i have tweeted the same thing like five years in a row that we're lucky enough to live at the same time as joey chestnut and i meant i mean that and uh let's hope you're doing it for another decade plus oh thank you i'm i'll be pushing and uh great it's great to be on with you guys again yeah absolutely and let's do the rough and rowdy thing that's we got to do that yeah do it man you know that guy is really wiry i i would have to put some work in oh yeah if it's not fighting maybe either fight him or uh what if you fought what what if you fought and in between each round, you had to eat five hot dogs?

Speaker 1 That would be great. It's like chess boxing.
Have you seen that? Yeah,

Speaker 10 there we get different rounds. There's two minute contest, then two minutes of boxing.

Speaker 1 What round? That would be incredible. We'll figure it out.
Yeah. Holy shit.
That would be. Yeah.
We, yeah, maybe we start. Maybe first round's milk.
Second round's boxing. Third rounds, hot dogs.

Speaker 1 Oh, I think this is it. I think we have a plan.
This is magic. I think it might be, it might go

Speaker 1 hot dogs, milk, then boxing.

Speaker 1 Oh, man. All right.
Well, we'll put some brains to it. We'll definitely be in touch.
So we appreciate it, Joey. Oh, thanks, guys.

Speaker 1 Man, I'll tell you what. When you're hungry out there, you start acting like a rookie quarterback in his first game, making bad decisions, messing up the basics, being all out of sorts.

Speaker 1 That's where Snickers comes in, man. That thing is packed.
Roasted peanuts, nugget, caramel, milk chocolate. It's like the MVP of candy bars.

Speaker 1 And when you bite into it, boom, it sorts you out, gets your head back in the game of life, satisfying your hunger. Remember this.
Snickers handles your hunger so you can handle everything else.

Speaker 1 Snickers satisfies, man. That's a winning play.
Okay, we're back.

Speaker 1 Part of my bake. Mount Rushmore with Roan back.

Speaker 1 Was this the third part of my bake? Third or fourth? Fourth if we count D and D last time. This was actually, it was pretty crazy coming inside after being outside.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's a whole different vibe inside. It is different.
It's a different stimulus. Eyes are not.
I was on the wall.

Speaker 1 I sat down at this chair and I started to think of different things for the Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 1 My brain was activated and I was like, man, it's because we're in like a different space right now than we were outside. And then I realized, no, maybe just because now you're really fucking hot.

Speaker 1 We're really high and the lights are on.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Gorilla Glue.
Who are the other guests on the part of my bakes before? None.

Speaker 1 Oh, really? Nick and D and D, yeah. No, no, no.

Speaker 1 That's not what he asked. What do you mean?

Speaker 1 Yes. Who were the other guests on part of my bake before? Yeah.
I say if you count the last D and D

Speaker 1 episode, then Nick. Yeah, right.
But that wasn't part of my bake. But yes, I see what you're saying.
Yeah. Got it, got it.

Speaker 1 We didn't have anyone else, though, right? I don't think so. I think it's just been

Speaker 1 there was the one time in Vegas right after we got tricked by the Evander Holyfield catfish, which I still, for the life of me, wish I could understand what that person was trying to do.

Speaker 1 Some guy sent us an email and was like, hey, you want to interview Evander Holyfield? I'm his agent. And we're like, yeah, we're in.
He's like, cool.

Speaker 1 Well, he's actually staying at the same hotel as you. So let's do it four o'clock, like this room at the hotel.
And we went and or no, he was coming to our room. And we just sat there ready to go.

Speaker 1 And like, we sat there for an hour in our hotel room. Not a big inconvenience and then he emailed and he was like just kidding i made this up damn

Speaker 1 that was pretty good who's that and the remember the fake mike leech that we interviewed yeah and we didn't realize it

Speaker 1 that was yeah that guy got us good for a while yeah but yeah the van der hoyfield like how he pranked us and we didn't have to go anywhere It's kind of a shitty prank.

Speaker 1 He didn't get you. Right.
You had to relax. We had to go somewhere a half hour drive somewhere.

Speaker 1 He has no like video evidence of us being no it's just us sitting in a room you're just really ethical about the fact that you got pranked and you're just being honest about it you don't even have to tell anybody exactly i almost respect that in a weird way i think that was also the first bubba incident because he got his entire hotel room robbed

Speaker 1 oh yeah

Speaker 1 i also saw brick petino in the elevator that day really

Speaker 1 did he come on you

Speaker 1 definitely wasn't going down

Speaker 1 that wasn't a joke by the way that was just a statement of facts did he come on you

Speaker 1 yeah this is a question i ask about every coach you see. Everyone knows that.
All right. So, Mount Roshmore.

Speaker 1 Wait, what was the other one we did? We did one where we

Speaker 1 were just like high foods. Yeah, you did Doritos and salsa.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 you ever used Doritos as a chip to dip into the salsa?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 No, no, no. But you should try.
I still haven't, actually. Who's come up with that?

Speaker 1 I feel like I'm going crazy that you guys have never done that before. No.
Into queso, but not into salsa. Yeah, into salsa.

Speaker 1 You're wild. You've always been wild straight up.
I'm built differently. I've always looked at you differently from that moment.
Where does it come from? Where's the inspiration?

Speaker 1 I know we've already mentioned him a couple times on the show, but shout out Sas who for our

Speaker 1 Hank. You want to guess what our.
I asked him to go into Dwayne Reed to get some snacks for the road. What are the two snacks he came out with? He actually was like, I'm going to Dwayne Reed.

Speaker 1 Do you need anything? I was like, yeah, grab some snacks, pretzels, chips. Load us up for a road trip.
Load us up.

Speaker 1 Guess what he got?

Speaker 1 What did you see? Everything in there. The whole store.

Speaker 6 Snacks? Yeah. Not candy.

Speaker 1 I asked for snacks. It was very broad about it.
Jerky. Okay.

Speaker 1 Popcorn. No.
No. He got Pringles.
Plain Pringles. And

Speaker 1 red Pringles and Yellow Lays.

Speaker 1 Class. Lays original.
And it was the most unoriginal snack flutter possible.

Speaker 1 No one opened either one of them. That disgusting grease bucket of chips.
It was almost like fucking terrible. It's like he got them wrong as a joke.
Zero flavor. Road,

Speaker 1 halfway here, he's like, did someone request these?

Speaker 1 Because I wanted to rip on them, but I didn't know if it was someone's preference. It would be rude.
Sass just literally nothing was going through his head.

Speaker 1 He just had an empty brain going in there and saw brands he recognized.

Speaker 1 He was like, these selections are so bad. They didn't have anything.
All they had was this. And I was like, dude, they have Pringles in there.
He's like, yeah, I know, I got Pringles.

Speaker 1 And it's not even sour cream and onion.

Speaker 1 It's not blue. It's not salt and vinegar.
He didn't think, dude. He didn't apply anything.
He didn't apply himself in that situation. That's like,

Speaker 1 you don't want to be like a judgy person, but if I saw someone just, I was just walking down the street and I saw someone just fucking going like fists inside of a yellow lace bag.

Speaker 1 I'd just be like, I don't, I never want to know that person. And they have no personality.
He has the least personality of any snack.

Speaker 1 I honestly didn't even think that they sold those yellow lays anymore. I thought yellow.
I thought no,

Speaker 1 it wasn't a good old scub.

Speaker 1 What do you do with it? You don't dip it in anything. You can pour it

Speaker 1 in your fingers on its way to your mouth. I think it's a good chip, at least.
Dude,

Speaker 1 I wouldn't get it as a snack at a gas station. So many times.
I would not get it as a gas station. Get a snack, but I would always get it as a side or a sauce.
Get a ruffle. Get a barbecue.

Speaker 1 Get a sour cream. Get an outlays.

Speaker 6 I'm going to go into a gas station to come out with.

Speaker 1 Kettle. Get a kettle.
What about a kettle? We are in a kettle.

Speaker 1 No kettle. You know who gets regular lays? People in jail.

Speaker 1 When you're in jail as your snack, you're like, here's a dry ham sandwich, and here's a bag of regular, plain, classic lays. Yes.
They're probably hyped. Yeah, that's the only thing

Speaker 1 you are. You're right.
We are in that sense. We're neglecting our jail.
That actually is.

Speaker 1 Probably fucking punching air right now.

Speaker 1 All right. So we're going to do.

Speaker 1 They're just like.

Speaker 1 These guys are misrepresenting it. Dude, why is there nothing on the walls?

Speaker 1 Yeah, there is nothing on the walls. Anyway, oh, damn.
Oh, Sash is right there.

Speaker 1 Have you heard everything we said?

Speaker 1 This is like an always sunny moment. He's literally sitting right there.

Speaker 1 Sash, would you like to defend yourself? Come on the mic and defend yourself. Sass's introduction to part of my tick.

Speaker 1 I think he literally just. Did you guys know it was right there? Yeah, I knew it was right there.
Oh, dude, he's like fucking blending into the chips. He knows he fucked up.

Speaker 1 All right, I don't, I didn't want the lay's chips. That's why no one opened the lay's chips.

Speaker 1 I don't know. You said get a big bag of chips or a big bag of pretzels.
I couldn't find pretzels. I said pretzels or chips.

Speaker 1 And then I said sources. And then you said big bags.
And then I said six. You said big bags.
Also, you said big bags. You had a lot of pretzels in the store.

Speaker 1 They had chocolate-covered pretzels, and that was all they had.

Speaker 11 It was a fuck you to us at me.

Speaker 1 And then I got the Pringles. You saw the chicken.
I got the Pringles. I got the Pringles, which I think everyone can agree.
Pringles are an amazing chip.

Speaker 1 Pringles red? Yeah, Pringles red.

Speaker 1 You said that. You said sour cream and onion.
All Pringles are good. No, no, no.
Listen, that's why we did we not finish the entire thing of Pringles within like an hour?

Speaker 1 Yeah, but that's, I mean, I'm fucking

Speaker 1 everyone was eating the Pringles. Except fucking yellow.
And no, no, no,

Speaker 1 no, I wanted the Yellow A's. That's actually the testament right there.

Speaker 1 Everyone here knows that I will eat literally anything, and I didn't even eat those big.

Speaker 1 I didn't eat the LOAs either. Yeah, no, but I bought them.
Yeah. Can you, I'd like like you to.
I was like, someone will want them.

Speaker 1 If you bring them back,

Speaker 1 I'll bring them back tomorrow. You get the receipt? Keith Punda.
No, I didn't get a receipt. But

Speaker 1 they didn't have pretzels. I didn't have pretzels.
I was going to get like crackers. I was going to get some, like...
Yeah. But then I was like, you guys are going to make fun of me if I got crackers.

Speaker 1 No, dude. I was going to get Triskins.

Speaker 1 Yes, Triskins.

Speaker 1 You were just naming better snacks. But I was like, ah, no one's going to want these.

Speaker 1 You gave me a, and I remember being being in the store being like this is a lot of pressure and you may you give me a direct order you said chips or pretzels they didn't have pretzels they didn't have pretzels so i got two bags of chips have you have you ever eaten crackers was not a lady's original yeah and i don't like them you said snacks they should have been it should have been everything why didn't did it did it because i don't know we don't all have the same palate but did it occur to you to like buy a snack that you liked That's why I bought the Pringles.

Speaker 1 We ate all the Pringles.

Speaker 1 So you think so low of me that you're like, big cat would have to be a bad chip. No, you said big bag of chips, and I grabbed a big chip.
I was going to grab tostitudes. Postitos are so good.

Speaker 1 I was going to grab tostitos. Postitos are great.
I was going to grab potatoes. They didn't have tostitos.

Speaker 1 They don't have anything at that Duane Reed. I think it just speaks to the thing.
They barely even have drinks. You secretly hate all of us.
No.

Speaker 1 Deep down inside, you're like, it was a lot of pressure. He's like, I'm so different from these people.
I would never get them the same things I like. I wouldn't have the same things.

Speaker 1 He doesn't want to put us on the Triscuits.

Speaker 1 It was a lot of pressure, and I was like, well, I'm going to stick to the list. They don't even know about this.
I'll stick to what Big Cat asks. Okay, there are definitely pretzels in that place.

Speaker 1 There are not, there are, but I will buy you pretzels. Yeah, I'll go.
I was looking at, I was on my hands and knees

Speaker 1 looking at the bottom, looking at the bottom aisle. I can't wait till I go in when we're back in Manhattan, and it's just literally like a display right as you walk in.

Speaker 1 That's just like ladies and pringles, and that's it. That's all that's

Speaker 1 all. It's lays and pringles, and then they have a whole aisle of Cheez-Its.
That's

Speaker 1 wait, what?

Speaker 1 Cheez-Its aren't chips, Cheez-Its aren't chips.

Speaker 1 No, No, no, no. You said snacks.
You said, get, I said, I'm going to go to Dwayne Reed. Do you want anything? And you said, yeah, get a big bag of pretzels or chips.
Snacks for the ride.

Speaker 1 I did say snacks for the ride. Dude, you got to follow the spirit of the law, not the letter of the law.

Speaker 1 I was just going to be like, let me replace it. You don't want to get someone's snack order.
No one was going to come back with no chips or pretzels.

Speaker 1 I think

Speaker 1 either of those. I would have gotten...

Speaker 1 If I was me, I would have gotten Wiethans. Oh, Tristram.
God, stop.

Speaker 1 I think you saw a discount next to those items, too. I think you were like, fuck these things.
No, no, I didn't even no, look at the price tag on those. Empty your pockets.
That's damn.

Speaker 1 See you at the bank.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 All right, now that we got all that business out of the way. That was important.
That was fun. Dude, he is.
He's totally blending into that couch. Yeah, he was hiding.

Speaker 1 That was very funny. All right.

Speaker 1 Part of my bake, Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 1 The topic is things people forget slash fun facts. Very broad.
Yeah, some some dispute. Hank, I feel like, isn't it? He's good, though.
Hank. He's ready to roll.
No, you gave him a stat. Remember?

Speaker 1 I'm ready to roll. Did Jake give you anything?

Speaker 6 Jake has given me some stuff.

Speaker 1 Love that. I'll let the audience guess.
I only have three right now, so I'm kind of fucked. Go off the top.
This is really just like the most open for interpretation category of all time. Correct.

Speaker 1 Correct. All right.
So, Roan, as our guest, you're going to start, and then we're going to come back to Hank. He'll go twice and then back around.
Snake draft. Let's not get lost in the snake.

Speaker 1 Okay, cool. My first fun fact is that Thai food is only prevalent in America because of a directive by the Thai government.

Speaker 1 And they, in the early 90s, wanted to spread Thai culture as a form of soft power. And so there's Thai food all over, completely disproportionate to the amount of Thai people in the United States.

Speaker 1 That's crazy. It's like they have an army, but their army, instead of bullets, gives you like peanuts in your pad Thai.
Pad Thai. Well, I mean, picked noodles.
Can I just say that it fucking worked?

Speaker 1 Yeah, we love Thai food.

Speaker 1 We want to go to Thailand. I love the Thai.
Like, it's like the 10th or 11th most populous Asian country. I think the one right after it's like Myanmar or something like that.

Speaker 1 We're not eating Myanmar.

Speaker 1 Holy fuck. I didn't.
Sweet. Thailand.
It's a psyop. Yeah, Thailand.
It's a Thai Op. Why can't I say Thailand? Thailand.

Speaker 1 Thailand. Thailand.
Tyrock. The top five.
Thailand is 11th?

Speaker 1 Something like that. Or like 9th, 10th, 11th, or something like that.
That's crazy. Yeah, I might just be making stuff up.
No, but with the number of the population. So it was like a government law.

Speaker 1 They're like,

Speaker 1 we want to spread some power and we want to

Speaker 1 improve the image of Thailand throughout the world. And we're going to do it through cuisine, through some food.

Speaker 6 That's like what they did with Nazare in Garrett. McNamara.
Oh, I have to do it.

Speaker 1 Like, that was just the tourism.

Speaker 6 The tourism paid for him to come surf to make videos and then for like more tourists to come.

Speaker 1 In a weird way, isn't that like what the United States has done like unintentionally with hamburgers and shit? McDonald's and Mickey Mouse, like our culture.

Speaker 1 Yeah, sneaking into Euro Disney. Next thing, you know, they're like, well, we're not going to fight a war against those guys.
They made Bugs Bunny. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Thailand is number 11. It's 11.

Speaker 1 It goes China, India, Indonesia, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Japan, Philippines, Vietnam, Turkey, Iran, Thailand. And what's after Thailand? Myanmar.
Myanmar. South Korea.

Speaker 1 Iraq is in.

Speaker 1 I guess they're in. But we're never having, I don't really get that much Bangladeshi food.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's also a fun fact. It's a fun fact, dude.
That's a fun fact.

Speaker 1 People also forget that. People have forgotten that about Thai food.

Speaker 1 Thank you. Thailand.

Speaker 1 That was incredible that they did that. They sat down and they're like, what's the best part of our country? Oh, yeah, it's our bomb ass food.
Wait.

Speaker 1 But does that mean that like, Myanmar might have just as good food? And we're not going to be able to do it. We just don't know because their government isn't pushing the cuisine like that.

Speaker 1 They might have it. And then you know what? If it's at all similar to Thai food, people will be like, oh, yeah, it's basically Thai food.
Yeah. It's like, well, you should have sent your

Speaker 1 chef soldiers across the world. Planted their flag.
Did you do that Thai food, that Thai place in Brooklyn? Thai Holic? No. I just like the name too because it makes Thai Holic.
It does.

Speaker 1 Yeah, about Thai food.

Speaker 1 When they have little peppers next to the dishes symbolizing what's mild and what's spicy, and they've got different levels of peppers, what do you think is the universal code for the hottest pepper?

Speaker 1 Four peppers on our menu? I was thinking like four peppers next to each other. Four feels like the most.
Yeah, I think it's four, too. I think if it's five, that's overdoing it.
Yeah. If it's three,

Speaker 1 everybody would be like, I could eat three peppers. And if it's four, they're just jacking off the balls system,

Speaker 1 which is the greatest scoring system of all time. Just throwing the balls.
Yeah. Why did he do five?

Speaker 1 Why Why not?

Speaker 1 Would you think it should have been Pentagon? I don't know. It has nothing to do with.
Five Olympic rings. Yeah, what? What's.

Speaker 1 He just was like five balls? Well, it's because it's half a ten. Yeah.
It's like easy to understand. You don't want to steal days.
But you think it'd be like,

Speaker 1 like, how many balls are

Speaker 1 on a pool table? 10?

Speaker 1 15 plus the Q.

Speaker 1 Jacob. Wouldn't that be his fun pack? That's a fun ball.
That's a great pack. 15 plus the Q.
And we did forget that. I would have done 16 balls.
I would have done.

Speaker 1 It would have been funny if he did like one balls. Yeah.
But it's like still plural. Like, I give this a balls.
Yeah. Is it balls or a no balls? No, like a mission.
Snowballs. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Snowballs, ball, or balls.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's the only scale.

Speaker 1 My bad. Good fun fact, Ron.
Yes.

Speaker 1 PFT.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 I'm going to go with.

Speaker 1 The difference between sea lions and seals is sea lions have external ears. So when you see a smooth sea lion looking thing, if it's got ears, then it's a sea lion.

Speaker 1 Wait, was that the, did you see that video of them attacking the people on the beach? That's what made me think about it. Was it sea lions? No, it was a sea lion because it had an ear external ear.

Speaker 1 Do they just have like a human ear on the side of their head? I'm just picturing a human ear, a full human eel on a sea or a tiny turn. It looks like a potato head.

Speaker 1 It looks like a shrunken cat ear, like the smallest little cat early seen. Yeah.
I guess that was a fun fact. No, that was a good fun fact because I actually never, I've never thought about that.

Speaker 1 And now I i will i didn't even know they had external ears can you say it again just so i can kind of you know cement it into messages like whals and alligators which i know sea lions have external ears seals have internal ears sea lions yeah yeah okay yeah okay that's fun as fun i like that that's fun as fun um all right my fun fact i is a little different than your guys i guess it's a little more dark but

Speaker 1 i mean people forget matthew broderick killed a person

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 yeah.

Speaker 1 Did you know that?

Speaker 1 I don't know if I forgot that because I don't think I ever knew. Yeah, he killed a person.
Was what?

Speaker 1 He was driving on the wrong side of the road in England, and he killed like it was like a mom and her daughter, and he killed the daughter. Damn.
Yeah. Just like no one talks about it.

Speaker 1 After Ferris Bueller?

Speaker 1 I think it was. It has to have been.
Can you look at a Q fact check for me, Jake? 1987. 1987? Yeah, it had to have been after Ferris Bueller.
He was untouchable.

Speaker 1 Jake, come read about it, and then come tell us.

Speaker 1 This is one of those fun facts I just have that I'll just throw out there every now and then and be like, what? And I actually haven't really read like the whole story.

Speaker 1 Imagine if you're Matthew, you're Matthew Broderick today, you're just listening to your big like part of my take podcast, and you fall into this part. Damn it, why are you breathing

Speaker 1 like that?

Speaker 1 Yeah, dude, first of all, killed the fucking damn right after the movie, though. When did the movie come out? Yeah, it was right.
Yeah, it was 84. So he was driving on the wrong side.
Was that

Speaker 1 sleepy? He was confused because it's England. Yeah, well, he said he was sleepy or something.
It's very succession-like, and he just fucking, yeah. That's what it sounds like.

Speaker 1 And everybody that it was news? Or did they sweep it under the rug? I think, Jake, you got it. You want to come? You get a rescue tour? I think so.

Speaker 1 Again, I didn't. I've never.

Speaker 1 This is one of those fun facts I just have in my pocket. And I just

Speaker 5 was with his girlfriend at the time. Okay.
And they were driving on a rainy day.

Speaker 1 Good.

Speaker 1 They were driving on a rainy day, and

Speaker 1 there was a downpour.

Speaker 12 Stopped at a gas station, got back on the road. The pavement was still slick.

Speaker 1 And the women who died were on a family outing.

Speaker 5 A 63-year-old widow and her 22-year-old.

Speaker 1 You two people?

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 I thought it was one.

Speaker 1 Fuck.

Speaker 1 I might have been a downer. I'm sorry, guys.

Speaker 1 Definitely.

Speaker 1 That's crazy, right? I mean, it's a weird, fun fact. Yeah.

Speaker 1 No, it's not very fun. But

Speaker 1 when I say say it out loud, it's not very fun.

Speaker 12 Well, Broderick also sustained a sizable injury.

Speaker 1 Oh. Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 So,

Speaker 1 I don't know. This is, I don't know.
I'm just going to leave. All right.
Thank you, Jake. Oh, my God.
All right, so maybe not that fun. Whatever.
That was good. I mean, we just didn't know it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 We got Jake to read off a grizzly account of homicide, so there's that.

Speaker 1 All right, Jake, or Hank.

Speaker 6 Mine's a little different as well.

Speaker 1 we we did we've run the gamut i mean

Speaker 1 a food psyop of actual fun fact about animals and then matthew prognot killing two people

Speaker 1 really

Speaker 6 scott kahn the guy from entourage yeah okay is james con's son yeah yes yeah that blew my mind wait who's scott conourage he's like he's uh like co-agent at the end show me his ocean's 11.

Speaker 1 i stopped watching you know he's in front of ocean blues Yes, yes, yes. Wait.

Speaker 1 Hank. Oh, that's.
That's James Conn's son.

Speaker 1 You guys.

Speaker 1 Are you guys doing a bit? You guys didn't know that? No,

Speaker 1 I didn't know. I had no idea.
I have not thought of that guy. He's just that guy to me.
That's what, yeah.

Speaker 6 I saw a picture of him when James Conn, like, passed away or something. It was like, it was actually a Scott Khan fan account.

Speaker 6 And was like, Scott Kahn must be so sad about his dad. And I was like,

Speaker 1 there's a, wait, it was a Scott Kahn fan account? It's hilarious. How many followers?

Speaker 1 Like 31,000? No, he's like 21,000. He's a pretty black person.

Speaker 6 Yeah, like Hawaii 5-0 and like

Speaker 1 Thompson stuff. I know his face, but I never would be like, he's never been like a leading guy.
He was in the Ocean's 11. He was one of the 11.
Yeah, like

Speaker 1 10 or 9.

Speaker 1 What else is he? He's a good actor. I think he was in Las Vegas.
He was in the Into the Blue movie with Jessica Alba and Paul Walker.

Speaker 1 It's joyous when you realize that those two dudes are related. Just that moment is fucking a great moment.
Scott Kahn. Cool as fuck.
I just can't believe you didn't know that.

Speaker 1 I thought everybody knew that. No, we can't shame these fun facts.

Speaker 1 I'm learning a little bit about myself. Well, it's also what people forget.
And people have maybe forgotten that. Maybe that's in the recesses of their mind.
Bring it to the forefront. What is this?

Speaker 1 What is he in?

Speaker 1 Dude, my next fun fact is. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, he hasn't been in anything since 2018.

Speaker 1 Oh, it's a snake? Maybe he's a family. He's a week, Roan.

Speaker 1 Oh, he's going to gone in 60 seconds.

Speaker 6 Great movie. Part of the fantastic movie.

Speaker 1 Enemy of the state. I feel like I saw that one.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Is that it? Will Smith. Will Smith.
Bongwater? Who's Bobby? Classic.

Speaker 1 He played. Of course, Bobby.
See, this is why this is fun because now we can go down to Rabbit Hole.

Speaker 1 Bongwater. He played the Bong.

Speaker 1 Bobby the Bong. Yeah, it's a 1998 American Black comedy film directed by Richard Sears and starring Luke Wilson, Alicia Witt, Amy Locane, Brittany Murphy, Jack Black, and Andy Dick.

Speaker 1 Star studied a pretty podcast. Okay.

Speaker 1 Really good cast. Wow.
It's about a stoner. We got to watch that.
Never watch

Speaker 1 that. Pong water guy.

Speaker 1 Hank.

Speaker 6 This one's from Jake.

Speaker 6 The average American generates nearly 4.5 pounds of trash each day.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 that's good for the average amount. Wait, that's a lot of trash, I feel like.
I immediately start thinking chicken bones, and I don't know why. it's a bunch of wings, like, all in wings.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I bet our average is way higher. I think if you had to do a cartoon character,

Speaker 1 but like, whether this table on average is higher than that, I think we're above. All right, so you wake up, you take a shit, that's trash.
That's two pounds. Toilet paper.
Wait, is it trash?

Speaker 1 It's just toilet paper that would be the trash there, not your own. The combination.
No, I don't think you're shit. Would your shit be trash? I guess.

Speaker 1 I think your shit counts as trash. Yeah, I guess that would make sense.
Jake peeves a lot. Yeah.
I do, you know, you eat lunch bag, throw it out.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's usually something that comes with a bag and like either way too few napkins or way too many napkins. Correct.
Correct. And like the flimsiest fork.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Sometimes you'll have some heavy ass trash packaging or like some fucking clothes you're getting rid of. And also

Speaker 1 yeah, think about like Christmas. Oh my gosh.
Offloading

Speaker 1 your tree. That's just so much trash.
I mean, we had everything delivered from like Amazon. That all comes in.
That's a lot of trash.

Speaker 1 Fuck. Only 4.5.
That sounds low now. Yeah.
How low we think trash is. I think I'm probably at like six or seven.
I generate a ton of recycling. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's just a ton. We should weigh our trash every day.
Just like your chicken bones, your poop. Just put it all in a trash bag.
Containers. Bub and I were talking the other day about how,

Speaker 1 like, when it comes to... Bubba, what was that thing that we were.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm getting at? Yes, yes.

Speaker 1 I don't think recycling is real. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Just period. Yeah, but

Speaker 1 someone's saying that like 99% of it's not.

Speaker 1 I think it's mostly Fugazi, but yeah. Dude, I'm the other way.
I think that trash isn't real and they sort out the recycling for you. Like they have magnets sucking up the tin shit out of your trash.

Speaker 6 Like it costs more energy to do the recycling than you're actually saving with all the recycling.

Speaker 1 I think that it's like... The metal and stuff that sometimes gets recycled, but most of it doesn't actually get recycled.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 They just it's not recycling they just are throwing it into the special very deep dump yeah

Speaker 1 if you have a job where you have to like do both of them you do your job in half the time which I've done before where you just throw it all out oh yeah that's a point yeah that's good point I think I'm done with recycling

Speaker 1 it's a fucking scam dude dumps kind of like the funny thing is it takes me like literally 0.5 seconds out of my day and now I'm pissed off to know that I haven't been like everything I was doing yeah you're doing nothing.

Speaker 1 How many seconds have I wasted over my life? You're cycling. Dumps are kind of a bummer when you think about them.
Yeah, yeah. Where are they? I never see them.
Out landfills, yeah.

Speaker 1 They're just tucked away. Yeah, you side of the tracks.
They're like hills on the side of the highway. When you see a random hill, it's usually a landfill, right?

Speaker 1 You just gotta know, like, nobody can ever walk on this place for like the next thousand years.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that is. That is that's a bummer.
But there's probably good shit in there. Yeah.
Deep in there. Yes, you're right.
Yeah, you could probably make a lot of money.

Speaker 1 There's good shit if you did, if you're willing to dig. Yeah, what do you think is the most valuable thing ever to thrown out?

Speaker 1 Probably a baseball card.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like

Speaker 1 I mean, buried treasure or something like that. Yeah, someone like throwing a painting away with like a bunch of fucking money in it.
Oh, I want to find one of those.

Speaker 1 We got a dumpster dive. Let's go dumpster diving.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 Hank, your second one? No, that was your second one. Okay.
All right. Me next one is

Speaker 1 Einstein, smartest guy alive, fucking married his cousin.

Speaker 1 What a fuck. How is that? How is he? He's an idiot.
How is he the smartest guy alive and he fucked his cousin? That makes no sense. It's bizarre.
It's also crazy to think that like.

Speaker 1 The theory of relativity. Yeah.

Speaker 1 At the exact same time, like FDR was also fucking his cousin and married to his cousin. What's up with that?

Speaker 1 That's a big thing back. No, they were her late name was Roosevelt.
Yeah, but I'm saying, did they not know it was bad or that they were?

Speaker 1 I don't know. I guess back like seven years ago, I was like,

Speaker 1 yeah, like what, but how can you be the smartest man alive and be like,

Speaker 1 you know how big the universe is, and you can only find your cousin to fuck?

Speaker 1 Like, what?

Speaker 1 How does that make sense? That's bad. He's not that smart, in my opinion.
He's an idiot. Yeah, he wasted his brain power.
What if she was really hot, though? Oh, let's see a picture. Like, really hot.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay, she's super hot. She's a fucking smoked girl.

Speaker 12 So it's Elsa Einstein, who's Albert's wife. She was also his first cousin.

Speaker 1 First cousin? And he cheated on her a lot. Yeah, dude.
Okay. But that's not her.

Speaker 1 At least in the family. At least he cheated on her.

Speaker 1 Dude, but first cousin. Dude, I wonder if he was...
Go ahead. Maybe it's

Speaker 5 his first wife.

Speaker 1 Does his first wife... Oh, she's not.
She's not first cousin. Wait, so his

Speaker 1 first wife was not his first cousin?

Speaker 12 Maleva Maritz.

Speaker 1 No. So he divorced a non-cousin to marry his cousin.
Saying, this is the smartest man alive. What are we talking about?

Speaker 1 He was like, yeah, you're not. This isn't too incestuous enough for me.
I need some fucking... Wait, were Eleanor and Franklin D, were they? I think.
Frankie D, were they first?

Speaker 1 First cousins, I think, yeah. Damn.
First cousins is crazy.

Speaker 1 Imagine trying to do that and run for office now I mean

Speaker 1 might work who knows

Speaker 1 why why is it

Speaker 1 it just doesn't make any dude he divorced but what if uh like I wonder if he's like what if he was like the product of cousins and like something crazy happened to his brain and it was just like that's like that's that's how I'll say if if Albert Einstein's brain was the result of Cousins fucking cousins, then we should get back to

Speaker 1 the business. We gotta get back to that.
When he's back to being the smartest man alive. right now, he's been downgraded for me, personally.

Speaker 1 Unless there was a method to the madness, unless he was thinking it through.

Speaker 1 Were Frankie D and Eleanor first cousins?

Speaker 1 They probably were. What freaks? Crazy.
Eleanor, one of the most handsome first ladies we've ever had. But she was just riding with him while he had some leg things going on.

Speaker 1 She was like, we're going to fuck. Fifth cousin removed.
Oh, okay. So that's like,

Speaker 1 dude, that's not.

Speaker 1 Frankie D shouldn't get that. He knows your fifth cousin.
Of course, Alberto, that back then. Albert Einstein, first cousin, is disgusting.
Imagine being an FDR listener to the podcast. Like, no.

Speaker 1 God damn it.

Speaker 1 What even is your fifth cousin?

Speaker 1 You're probably my fifth cousin. Yeah, right.
So we're from a different country. Fifth cousins are crazy.
That's not. That doesn't exist.
Yeah. All right.
Your next fun fact.

Speaker 1 There's things people forget. My next fun fact is that New York City is farther east of Washington, D.C.
than it is north of Washington, D.C. And then that just got me thinking about maps.

Speaker 1 Oh, dude, those things fuck me up. Wow.
Like,

Speaker 1 there are parts of Virginia that are farther west than Detroit, Michigan. Yes.
Yes, Atlanta, Georgia is farther east than Detroit, Michigan. No, farther

Speaker 1 west. Is that right? Yeah, it's just

Speaker 1 we grew up looking at these fucked up maps and they're I don't think I understand direction because of it.

Speaker 1 Because because like if you're flying over the ocean you're not just going in a direction you're like going around you're like going up and like you're looping yeah Atlanta Georgia is farther west than Detroit that makes no sense like when you think of like maps and where things should be because like Georgia's touches the ocean we just need to adjust it a little bit in the frame just adjust the u.s and make it kind of up and down a little bit yeah i feel like Michigan is like right in the middle of the country it but it's not even close that's wild yeah Michigan's not even close to the middle of the country Damn, that's bullshit.

Speaker 1 The middle of the country is what, like, western Nebraska?

Speaker 1 Is it? Yeah, which is so far away from.

Speaker 1 Let's figure out what's going on. What's going on out there?

Speaker 1 Is it Kansas or Nebraska?

Speaker 1 I was going to say, like, East

Speaker 1 Nebraska is where I'm thinking.

Speaker 1 Southeast Nebraska. Oklahoma.

Speaker 1 You might be right. Texas is big.
Jake.

Speaker 5 A tech city called Lebanon, Kansas.

Speaker 1 Okay. Oh, yeah.
It was in the Bruce Springsteen ad. Remember?

Speaker 1 All right. Lebanon, Kansas.
Holy fuck, that's so far away. Lebanon, Kansas.

Speaker 1 Lebanon, Kansas to Detroit, Michigan is

Speaker 1 949 miles.

Speaker 1 13 hours. If you go from Detroit to the middle of the country, it's 13 and a half hours.
So the Lions should be in the NFC East.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'll take them. Yeah.
Yeah, agreed. We need the Lions and take the Cowboys out.
Yeah, Cowboys. I would easily just be there to begin with.
Yeah, Cowboys make no sense.

Speaker 1 There are a bunch of those map ones that just could blow your mind. Dude,

Speaker 1 how about the Arizona Cardinals being in the NFC East for a while? Why? Yeah. That was crazy.

Speaker 1 That didn't make any sense. Or the Bucks were in the NFC Central.
Yeah, the Rams. Yeah.

Speaker 1 We're all over the place. All right.

Speaker 1 What's your who's up? Ron's up.

Speaker 1 I'm Googling weird map stuff.

Speaker 1 Giants draft pick last year. Aziz Ojalari is the descendant of a Nigerian king.

Speaker 1 His grandfather was named Prince Twins77, and he was called that because he was the sole survivor of his parents' seven sets of twins.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 He was the sole survivor of seven twins. Whoa.

Speaker 1 That dude's a beast. Wait, 14?

Speaker 1 14.

Speaker 6 14 kids?

Speaker 1 Yes, 14 kids. And they're all twins.
They all died. He was the sole survivor.

Speaker 1 I don't know if at birth. I don't think at birth.
Did he kill him? I don't know if that would be sick, too. That would be sick, too.
I mean,

Speaker 1 if you have like 13 of your brothers and sisters die and you're still around, like, yeah, you probably killed him. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then you also become king conveniently? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's Shakespearean.

Speaker 1 but if he was the only baby that survived out of 14 that's like that's insane that's a beast prince twin seven seven imagine if Einstein had 13 siblings and they all died he'd be so bummed yeah but if they all live fucked them all it'd be a bump and all

Speaker 1 all right that's a good fun fact he'd be living oh what's his name again what's his name again uh prince twin seven seven that was these great ojolari and he's also like an artist he's a sick artist he's nice with it dude uh my next fact:

Speaker 1 a Mayo Clinic study showed that the digestion process moves faster in men. It takes 33 hours mouth to butt in men and 47 hours for women.

Speaker 1 So men are digesting 14 hours faster than women, and we just get shit done. Whoa.
Wow. I wonder what that is.
Actually, so girls don't poop. Yeah, they literally

Speaker 1 factually

Speaker 6 comparatively.

Speaker 1 They

Speaker 1 poop like

Speaker 1 a fifth as much. Yeah, like we poop 75%

Speaker 1 faster than they do. Yeah, we're most ripping through.

Speaker 1 Dude, that's crazy. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I would never have.

Speaker 1 I just thought. Why wouldn't it all be.

Speaker 1 I guess this makes sense, though, because guys are we always be shitting.

Speaker 1 Dude, exactly. And you can't blame us.
Yeah. We're just, we're just, it's not our fault.
We have to shit so much more. It might seem like your man shitting more.
Yeah. It's biological.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I do shit a lot. Yes.
Same. Same.
Same. Every day.
I shit. I'm 24 hours.
I shit twice a day. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Easy. Super regular.
It's pretty standard. Easy.
Like Sass's chip order.

Speaker 1 Super regular. He's still there.
I don't want to do that. He looks there.

Speaker 1 Oh, damn. He's still there.
He's blended in. He looks bummed out, too.

Speaker 1 I'll get him plain chips. All right, PFT, your next one.

Speaker 1 My My next one, Dolly Parton,

Speaker 1 she wrote the songs Jolene and I Will Always Love You on the exact same day. Whoa.

Speaker 1 Like two of the best, I'd say 50 songs in United States music history. Jolene Sneaky, like one of the most covered songs, too.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And I listen to it every time. Yeah.
And it always, yeah, it always hits. Whenever you hear it, you're fucking, and what it's like two minutes long, she just whips through it.
Yeah. Or maybe it's not.

Speaker 1 Is that the same? Do you think Jolene?

Speaker 1 Lily Saraswatian banks. Yeah.

Speaker 1 What's a female's name that's been used the most in a song?

Speaker 1 I don't know. Sarah?

Speaker 1 There's a lot of Sarah's, yeah. I know of a couple of Ophelias.

Speaker 1 Celia. Oh, it's probably Mary Jane.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 There it is, Mary. Mary, just Mary.
Holy fuck.

Speaker 1 Mary? Yes.

Speaker 1 Is Ophelia even close?

Speaker 1 Ophelia. I think he's probably got two good songs.
I know of like nomineers in the band.

Speaker 12 Mary, Susan, Alice, Jennifer, Angela.

Speaker 1 Okay. Angela, okay.
Angela is a nice name. Susie? Susie, yes.
That's you. Susan.
Yeah. Susan.
Susan.

Speaker 1 I keep track of that.

Speaker 1 I bet they some pervert. That's got to be like the biggest pervert of all time.
Okay. He said a woman's name.
Hang on, let me get my notebook. That was a good fun for me.

Speaker 1 They must have been going through it. She must have been going through it that day.
Yeah. It must have been a terrible day.

Speaker 1 If I were were her i would have just tried to do the exact same thing like replicate that day as much as you can for the rest of your life dude it was so it wasn't and i can always love you that's like a good song though

Speaker 1 so it's jolene but just think about so like she was going through it like positive yeah she was pissed off at jolene who was trying to steal her man but then she was like thinking about her man like dude

Speaker 1 i think she i think she found out about jolene had the conversation With Jolene, Jolene told her husband they broke up and then Dolly Parton was like, I'll write a song for you on your way out.

Speaker 1 That's an insane amount of creative output in one day. Crazy.
Just insane.

Speaker 1 Like, we'll never do anything that substantial, let alone twice in one day. Paul Bissnette.
He had that one week.

Speaker 6 That was pretty similar.

Speaker 1 He did like four live streams. What did he do? What did he do? I think it was three live streams and like three podcasts.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 He just did that. But he also on our podcast.
That was like a three and a half podcasts. Jesus.
Okay, my next one is a trivia.

Speaker 1 And I actually don't know if I fully remember it. I'm going to try to remember it.
Okay.

Speaker 1 There are four college teams, college football teams, that don't end in an S,

Speaker 1 don't have a color in their name,

Speaker 1 and aren't an animal. Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 that's like all of them that I'm thinking of. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Four. Four.

Speaker 1 I can't think of one college. Notre Dame, boom.
Bubba got one. Are you high?

Speaker 1 Okay, so don't answer. That was PEDs.
These PEDs. You have your brain working right now.

Speaker 1 What was it? I've been in here. Yeah, what's the problem?

Speaker 1 I say, dude,

Speaker 1 four college football teams that have no S. Their name doesn't end with an S.
Their mascot name or their news? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 They don't have a color or an animal in their name.

Speaker 1 Stop. He's in two.
He's got two.

Speaker 1 He's got two. Notre Dame and UMass.
Crimson Tide. No, that's Crimson.

Speaker 1 That's a color. Air Force? No.
What are they? Falcons. Yeah.
Sorry.

Speaker 1 Navy. Yeah.
Yes. Navy.

Speaker 1 You're buying trivia.

Speaker 1 Wait, do we. I think we're...

Speaker 1 Did we only get three? Yes. Yeah, there's one more.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 You got it. He has the death.

Speaker 6 I know. The thing is, you've said this one.

Speaker 1 I've heard. I know.
It's one of my favorite trivia. It's a trivia.
It's a great trivia. It's a better name.
Take it with you forever.

Speaker 1 We got one more. You last

Speaker 1 I'll give you the last one because we don't do it.

Speaker 1 Go ahead, Jake.

Speaker 1 Oh, no. PEDS too.

Speaker 12 Oh, I was going to get Stanford, but they're masked off the tree, but it's also a color. So I guess it doesn't.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Wait.

Speaker 1 Is it Syracuse? The orange men? Orange.

Speaker 1 It was the orange men. Oh, no.
Orange. Oh, no.

Speaker 1 Orange is a color.

Speaker 1 You're just honed in on the ass. Well, I was thinking Orangeman.

Speaker 1 No, it's Illinois. No, it's just the name.
Oh, the Illini. Ilini.

Speaker 1 It's a fun little trivia I like to throw out there. Take it with you, everyone.

Speaker 1 Hank, Hank, Hank. Hank gave zero to that one.

Speaker 1 I was thinking possible to think through all. There's just too many cops.
There's too many cops, but it's fun to think through all of them. Yeah, it's just.

Speaker 1 Because it's always like you think Stanford, you think.

Speaker 1 I've actually, when I first asked it, I was like, oh, too late.

Speaker 1 And it's the same thing. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's green. The wave.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Wait, isn't there's only one college mascot that's a female?

Speaker 1 Oh, is that Ralphie? No, I mean, like, like the name of the, of the

Speaker 1 fuck, what is it? Like, it would be the Cavaliers. Oh.
Or like the Cavaliers part.

Speaker 6 Seton Hall.

Speaker 1 The Lady Balls.

Speaker 1 No. No,

Speaker 1 those are females. I think.

Speaker 1 I think it's the Blue Hens. Yes, that's right.
It is Delaware. They're chicks.
They're bitches. Yeah.
All right, Hank. You last two.

Speaker 6 The first one's more of like people forget. I was watching.

Speaker 6 I watched Donnie Brasco last night for some reason. Like, never seen it before.

Speaker 6 And I just, people forget that, like, there used to not be cell phones, and people used to have

Speaker 1 payphones,

Speaker 6 no internet, phone booths.

Speaker 6 Talking phone booths.

Speaker 1 Do you remember talking in phone booths? No, not at all.

Speaker 6 That's what I was watching watching with my mind. Like, it's just, I was like, damn, like, no, this movie, like, it's hard to watch this movie because, like, I can't relate to this whatsoever.

Speaker 6 Like, this guy, why the fuck is this guy in a phone boob?

Speaker 1 That's like half that movie. Yeah.
He's making calls. Yeah.
Like, people are going to call.

Speaker 1 I mean, we already get called old enough, but I'm sure PFT remembers, Rome might even, of, like, being given like a quarter of being like, call

Speaker 1 when you need to be picked up, call.

Speaker 1 I used to, after football practice, we had a payphone at our school, and I would go to it, and my, my dad was like, hey, I don't want you using a quarter every day. So I did the 1-800.

Speaker 1 And then my name was practice over, come up.

Speaker 1 Half the commercials on TV were for like pay, like

Speaker 1 1-800-COLECT. Yeah, like call ATT, like all these things that were just like 100%.

Speaker 1 It's crazy. Yeah.

Speaker 1 What's happening next? What are we going to do next? You ever watch an episode of Seinfeld and

Speaker 1 this entire episode could have been solved if they had one

Speaker 1 phone. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Or yeah, like when they lost their car, they could have just beeped it. Yeah.
Or like there's an app that shows you where your car is parked. Yeah.

Speaker 6 Even just like the way like the kitchen, I was like, oh.

Speaker 1 What do you mean?

Speaker 1 Just look gross.

Speaker 1 Why? I don't know.

Speaker 1 Old kitchens?

Speaker 6 It was just like an old kitchen. Like, I don't know.

Speaker 1 Ice boxes. I kind of like that kitchen.

Speaker 6 No, the

Speaker 1 never mind. I mean, I kind of like that kitchen.
Which kitchen? Seinfelds? Oh, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 I'm talking about Donne Brasco.

Speaker 1 It wasn't very old kitchen.

Speaker 1 I love that.

Speaker 1 My favorite scene in that movie is in Christmas when they give each other the same amount of money, and then the opposite goes like,

Speaker 1 I need a little money. And he takes it all back.

Speaker 1 All right, what's your last one?

Speaker 6 We'll go with another Jake.

Speaker 6 These are the most random. These aren't even.

Speaker 1 Dude, what about your local fact? You said you would all.

Speaker 6 It's a fun fact. I mean, it's not really a fun fact, but it is a a fun fact, I guess.
Situate is the most Irish town in America if you Google it.

Speaker 1 Whoa. It's got the Google backup.
Percentage-wise?

Speaker 6 If you just Google the most Irish town in America, it just pops up Cituate, Massachusetts.

Speaker 1 Like they have spirit, like a lot of spirit?

Speaker 6 No, like percentage-wise.

Speaker 1 It's all Irish people? Does Situate have like that on their welcome to Situate sign?

Speaker 6 It's like the Irish Riviera.

Speaker 6 But it doesn't say like the most Irish town in America, but it's like a good little fun fact. And then people are like, no way.
And then Google.

Speaker 1 Are there a lot of native Irish people, or is it just the Irish descendants? Yeah, Irish descendants, not actually Irish people, Irish bars, a lot of Irish bars, Irish food, yeah, yeah,

Speaker 6 probably Irish food, probably Irish flags everywhere, a lot of Irish flags, so yeah, I mean, it clearly wasn't a hit.

Speaker 1 Like, you guys are no, that's what's what are you talking about? That's absolutely a hit.

Speaker 1 I know, I didn't know that, and that's also like a crazy claim because, like, you said, people are that's fun, that's fun to say it, and then people are like, no way, and you're like, yep, that's the definition of a fun fact.

Speaker 1 How many days is it yourself? You guys saw Matthew Product didn't kill people,

Speaker 6 two people, uh, multiple. Well, they do that, they do the St.
Patrick's Day day and then the parade day, so like

Speaker 1 that's like the fastest way, too, for like a city to be put on the map. Like, I've heard, like, have you ever heard that Charleston, South Carolina has like the best St.
Patrick's Day?

Speaker 1 It's uh, Savannah, Georgia, Savannah, yeah, Georgia does, just pick a random city.

Speaker 1 Like, if I were the mayor of a city, I'd be like, we're gonna have the best this, crazy Mardi Gras, yeah, something like that, we have the best Valentine's Day, awesome Halloween, fucks, romantic activity,

Speaker 1 You got to try us. We guarantee it.
Did the best Halloween in America. Right.
You got to get out of here. You got the most chocolate in America.
Yeah. Great claim to fame.
Yes.

Speaker 1 All right. My last fun fact.
I actually need some help with this because I know it, but I don't actually know the reasoning behind it.

Speaker 1 And I think, PFT, you might, that there are just caves in America with cheese in them from.

Speaker 1 Yeah. No, I'm serious.
Like from who? They store like cheese from the Reagan era, I'm pretty sure yeah like the price of like do you do you know what I'm talking about? Are you talking

Speaker 1 Are you talking about like places in America like businesses that are trying to age cheese? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, like the government has like cheese on like reserve currency.

Speaker 1 Yes, we have like reserve cheese on deck like our strategic oil that we're going to

Speaker 1 break in case of emergency. Here's all our cheese.
Mr. President, break out the cheese.

Speaker 1 Again, this is like one of those half-fun facts where someone told it to me and I wasn't fully listening.

Speaker 6 At the bottom of of Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 1 The government definitely gives away cheese. Yeah, like there is government cheese, but you're saying aged cheese or government cheese or aged government cheese? Caves of cheese.

Speaker 1 Are they just making expensive cheese?

Speaker 1 Just not going to go bad? 1.4 billion pounds of cheese.

Speaker 1 Where are the government cheese caves? Springfield, Missouri. Wow.
So if there's like a nuclear holocaust, we all need to get to Springfield, Missouri. Yeah, I guess it's hot.

Speaker 1 Hundreds of feet below the ground ground in Missouri, there are hundreds of thousands of pounds of American cheese deep in converted limestone mines, caves kept perfectly at 36 degrees Fahrenheit, store stockpiles by government-owned cheese comprising the country's 1.4 billion pounds of surplus cheese.

Speaker 1 What keeps them at we're just sitting on cheese.

Speaker 1 What if you're a mouse that finds its way into that facility?

Speaker 1 Yeah, ratatouille.

Speaker 1 That you're just like, that's heaven for you. There's There's nothing better.
There's got to be some mice down there. You think it's definitely airtight? Some bug has made their way into there.

Speaker 1 They're living off the cheese. 1.4 billion pounds of cheese.
In one brick? I think it had something now. Yeah, they're going to go get it.

Speaker 6 It's going to be just ripped apart.

Speaker 1 Now that I'm thinking about it, the person who told me it was something about like Reagan doing something for the farmers, so like buying their surplus cheese and then having it be like stored by the government.

Speaker 1 But they're cheesecakes. That's all I'm going to say.
You think it's that, or do you think the government, for a period of time, has had like secret factories just churning out cheese? Maybe.

Speaker 1 It's probably going to be an alternate fuel source in how we use fossil fuel. Yeah.
In four billion years, they'll be like plugging into the cheese that we have stored in the Earth's crust. Damn.

Speaker 1 Imagine how much a plate of caser would go onto the rock with

Speaker 1 a geyser of cheese. There will be blood, but it's all cheese.
Here it says, it started in the 1970s during former President Jimmy Carter's era and his promise of giving farmers a break.

Speaker 1 So that is, yeah. So I was kind of around there.

Speaker 1 So he bought the cheese. He wanted to raise the price of milk, but the government couldn't just buy milk and store it.
So it started buying as much cheese as people wanted to sell.

Speaker 1 He just bought all the cheese. So like, do we have any use for all this cheese or do we just have nothing else to do with it? I don't know.

Speaker 1 Do they get like, what, is it still. Is it staying? I don't know.

Speaker 1 It's still going bad. Someone has to check on the cheese.
Or it might be getting way, way better. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It might be like the best

Speaker 1 aged. 1.
How much 4 billion? That's how cheese gets.

Speaker 1 How much does it cost? Can I buy some government cheese right now? I would hope so.

Speaker 1 I mean, how crazy is that, though? I don't know if it's like, it's probably not the same cheese from the 1970s. They're just restockpiling it and just selling it.

Speaker 1 The old cheese, but doesn't cheese go bad? I mean, what is going on here?

Speaker 1 It's crazy, man. So, yeah, that was my other fun fact.
That's probably a fun fact, right?

Speaker 1 Someone told me that. I was like, what are you saying right now? One point.

Speaker 1 There's just caves of cheese. How American is that, though? There's probably some we don't know about, too.
Imagine finding one, like in the mummy or something like that, going cave diving.

Speaker 1 That would be a great plot in the next national treasury.

Speaker 1 They're trying to find all this fucking cheese. Why are we using this for tourism, though? Like, you got the Taj Mahal, you have the Eiffel Tower, you have the pyramids.

Speaker 1 Like, what is American cheese now? It's just a fucking a huge basement full of cheese.

Speaker 1 Come check it out. That's incredible.
Okay, PFT, your last one. All right.
So my last one is going to be,

Speaker 1 I actually talked about this earlier today as a fun fact. The U.S.
hockey team, Miracle on Ice, was the semifinals. Yes.
Not the finals.

Speaker 1 So that big win against the Russians, that wasn't actually like, we didn't get shit for that. It's like a famous, like, you still got to beat, you still got to beat the Finns.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I think it was Finland, yeah. And I was thinking, what there's probably a pretty good chance that that Russian team threw the game, right?

Speaker 1 I don't know. Whoa, dude.
Talk to me. I don't know.
Talk to me. Because

Speaker 1 they were bigger, older, stronger professional hockey players. And the other guys, some of them weren't even that night.
I know. Listen, I want to believe, but it's the fucking Olympics took place

Speaker 1 in New York in like the what is it? Lake Classic. 1980.
1980, yeah. I'm just saying, it

Speaker 1 making food poison, if it happened today is what I'm saying. If it happened today, we would all be like Olympics rigged.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 There's no way that that could have happened.

Speaker 6 Well, yeah, but like today, everything's

Speaker 6 monitored and shit. That was just the wild, wild west.
Like, talk about no cell phones and anything. Like,

Speaker 1 we had no idea what was going on in Russia. Truly.
Yeah, you don't just through movies. You don't think that it wouldn't be above like corrupt Russians to take a shitload of money on the side?

Speaker 1 I don't know. I like it.

Speaker 1 I definitely like it also the cheese caves existed during that game yeah

Speaker 1 what year did they win their most important 70s yeah that's when they're getting loaded

Speaker 1 when they were at their height dude that's yeah no people do forget that i feel like that's the only time that ever gets brought up is like when a team wins a big game and then they have another one it's like don't be don't get finland or something imagine if they lost

Speaker 1 imagine if they lost i think we'd still just

Speaker 1 we wouldn't care i would have if i were a Team USA, I wouldn't have shown up for the gold medal. That was our next one.
We did want it.

Speaker 6 Yeah, we did. Apparently, that didn't matter.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Still dominated.
Fuck. I had forgotten that.
My last one, I also regurgitated this today, but in 1861, there were 18,000 people in Indianapolis,

Speaker 1 but there were 150,000 people in Cincinnati. Cincinnati was fucking huge back in the day.
It had a ring. It was a room in

Speaker 1 Metropolis. There was fucking tons of people in Cincinnati.
Indianapolis

Speaker 1 wasn't doing shit. 18,000.
They weren't even on the

Speaker 1 Applebee's yet. They didn't even have an Apple store yet.
They were fucking broke out there. It was terrible.

Speaker 1 So what did Indy do? They probably just were in close proximity to the cheese caves. Yeah.
And they just fucked up. No, dude.

Speaker 1 The Indianapolis fact we always talk about is that they, you know, they test all of the major chain restaurants, menus in Indianapolis. And that's probably what drove the people to want to live there.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's like the most American city. It's like the most average American lives in Indianapolis.

Speaker 1 I was going to say they did something fucking genius, was they just built a track for cars to go fast. Yeah.
They're like, hey, like three times a year, we're going to have some fucking fast cars.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And then people all go there.
They check it out. They see the chain restaurants.
And they're like, I could see myself settling down in a place like that.

Speaker 1 And basketball. Yep.

Speaker 1 When did basketball invented? Probably right around the cheesecave. Yeah.
I can't stop thinking about the cheesecave. The cheesecaves fuck you up.
Cheesecave. Fuck.
Insane. Population growth.

Speaker 1 Do you think they have like security guards with one of those cameras?

Speaker 6 Or like one of those live cameras like they have for when an eagle's having a baby? Like just the outside of the cheesecave.

Speaker 1 Cheesecaves. Can we get a live camera of the cheesecaves? Can you imagine being a security guard?

Speaker 6 There's got to be AWLs in Missouri.

Speaker 1 You like, give us some cheesecave intel.

Speaker 1 You like serve, you served in the military honorably for like 20 years, and you get out and you get a job guarding the cheese and but they just give you like a big ass gun and you just walk back and forth all day like a fucking uh james vond goldeneye character just spacing mindlessly guarding the cheese probably smells good it's like fortnox dude it's impossible to get in that cheese your gun is just a cheese whiz oh shit we can't do anything

Speaker 1 This was fun. This was, yeah.
I thought that was very good.

Speaker 1 Liam, did you think this was good?

Speaker 1 Liam's not high. Oh, Sass is still there.
We can ask him, too. Yeah,

Speaker 1 I have a couple. Oh, yes.
Let's go.

Speaker 1 A personal one is the term glow up came from Chief Keith when he was like 60. Shut the fuck up.

Speaker 1 His gang or his friends. He created that? Yeah, but now it's like a very mainstream term.
Damn.

Speaker 1 Are you sure it wasn't Queer Eye for the straight guy? Nope. Okay.

Speaker 1 I'm sure.

Speaker 1 Can you name all five? Not of the new cast, just the old cast. All right.
We'll name name them. No,

Speaker 1 I actually can't. Just Carson Kresley, but salute to the GOAT, though.
Okay. And it's like a kind of like a normal one, but the lighter wasn't going to happen before the match.
Yeah. Oh, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 That's a great one. Why do we even hit the match? Yeah, whose idea was it'd be like, let's make this worse.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Let's make it harder. That's a crazy one.
What? That's dumb as fuck. Let's make it so you can just use it one time and then you have to throw it away.
So it's impossible.

Speaker 1 And if if there's even a little bit of a breeze, it's never going to light.

Speaker 1 Can we make it easier for people to burn down their houses with these things somehow? Yeah, we want to make them lethal. That's a crazy one.
What were the other ones that Jake had?

Speaker 1 There's all like Google, Google, Google Facts. Don't besmirch his facts.

Speaker 1 We like to do that. I think a fun fact is something that you just have and you just kind of...

Speaker 1 I've learned some things tonight that I'm going to take.

Speaker 6 Megan Fox is banned from her local Walmart.

Speaker 1 That's a compliment. Yeah, that's a funny.
All right, you're right. No, you actually explained it perfectly.

Speaker 1 I apologize.

Speaker 1 All right, should we guess numbers?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 6 Number Jeff. One.

Speaker 1 All right, Ron.

Speaker 1 What number?

Speaker 1 Two.

Speaker 1 All right, I'll take.

Speaker 9 Wait, no, memes always takes three.

Speaker 1 Do you do it for Babe Ruth, you loser?

Speaker 1 No, for

Speaker 1 he said yes he said yes you big bambino fan

Speaker 1 uh

Speaker 1 what what's yours jake

Speaker 1 all right sweet what was yours pft i'm gonna go 14

Speaker 1 and what was yours sass

Speaker 1 he's not listening all right what did i did i say one 27

Speaker 1 43

Speaker 1 damn

Speaker 1 we weren't even close

Speaker 1 It's a tough game, dude. Yeah.
Roan, thank you. Son of a boy dad, go listen.
For sure. Thank you guys.
Great podcast. Do you have a fun fact to end us?

Speaker 1 Oh, no, I was just going to say, Roan and our band Pup Pokemon is going to be playing in Atlantic City. Big facts.

Speaker 1 Wednesday? Is that the 29th, I think? I think so.

Speaker 1 I think it's that Friday. Question.
Yep. Are you guys going to play Atlantic City? We're going to play Atlantic City.
Fuck yes. In Atlantic City.
Yeah. Fuck,

Speaker 1 fuck, dude. It's going to be incredible.
That's

Speaker 1 definitely come out. Definitely enjoy that.
Thank you guys for having me on. An absolute pleasure.
Why is there nothing on the walls, though?

Speaker 1 It doesn't make sense. Did they put something on the walls? Yeah, they were like, we don't trust these people.
That's what it seems.

Speaker 1 And do you have an animal fact? That bad one. Yeah, sea lions and they have ears.

Speaker 1 I'm talking away,

Speaker 1 though I don't know what I'm to say, I'd say it anyway.

Speaker 1 Today's another day to find you. Shy it away,

Speaker 1 no, I'll be coming for your love up gay. Shy it away,

Speaker 1 no, I'll be coming for your love up gay. That's to say,

Speaker 1 I'm on set

Speaker 1 away.

Speaker 1 Turn the light design, say I'm free.

Speaker 1 It's the better to be safe than sorry. Say I'm free,

Speaker 1 It's for better to be safe than sorry. Fake

Speaker 1 on me.

Speaker 1 Fake me up.

Speaker 1 I'll be gone.

Speaker 1 When I gave up,

Speaker 1 I'll be gone.

Speaker 1 What a girl

Speaker 1 the end of the day. All the things that you say,

Speaker 1 oh, would justify my worries away.

Speaker 1 You are the things I've got to remember. You shine away.

Speaker 1 I'll be coming for you anyway. You shine away.

Speaker 1 I'll be coming for you anyway.

Speaker 1 Take on me.

Speaker 1 Take me on.

Speaker 1 I'll be gone

Speaker 1 New York Take on

Speaker 1 me,

Speaker 1 take

Speaker 1 me up

Speaker 1 I'll be gone

Speaker 1 I'll be gone.