Scott Van Pelt Live From Augusta, Scottie Scheffler Wins The Master Plus NBA Playoffs Are Set

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Speaker 1 On today's part of my take, we're talking Masters. The Masters have completed.
Scotty Scheffler wins. Kind of a boring Sunday, but we have Scott Van Pelt on, which is always fun.

Speaker 1 We're going to talk to him live from Augusta, as is tradition.

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Speaker 1 You get $20 off using that Game Time app. Today is Monday, April 11th, and Scotty Scheffler has won the master.
Scotty Scheffler, who was once referred to by his friend Henry Higgs. Is that his name?

Speaker 1 Maybe. I might have screwed that up.
He said Scotty Scheffler is about as boring as they come. in the best way.
Congrats, Scottie. Yeah, Scottie.
Scotty Scheffler's cousin.

Speaker 4 What a legend. What a legendary performance we won't forget just because of it being so extremely forgettable.
We'll always be like, you know what? This was the Masters where Sunday was meaningless.

Speaker 4 He played well at the start of the round. It looked like he was going to get in some trouble early.
He's good at scrambling. I've learned a few things about Scotty Scheffler today.

Speaker 4 One, he's good at scrambling. Yep.
Two, he went to high school with Clayton Kershaw and Matt Stafford. Same high school.
15, 20 years later.

Speaker 1 They actually, it is literally the fun fact that has outlasted all fun facts. We thought it was going to be Antonio Gates or Jimmy Graham or maybe even Chris Hogan playing lacrosse.
No, no, no.

Speaker 1 It is Clayton Kershaw and Matt Stafford because during the broadcast on Sunday, they found a way to work that in.

Speaker 1 And it actually,

Speaker 1 recurring guest Mitchell Schwartz, pointed out, Scotty Scheffler kind of a loser that he doesn't have a teammate of his that also won a huge major championship, a Super Bowl or World Series.

Speaker 1 That's true.

Speaker 4 Maybe there is somebody that went there, but he was just such a nerd that he wasn't friends with. Yes, yes.
But yeah, he's a very forgettable guy, except this is important for me personally.

Speaker 4 Fun fact about Scotty Scheffler, he's definitely afraid of heights. Oh.
Representation matters. Yes.

Speaker 4 I like to think that maybe we did our part here on this show, recognizing it as a legitimate concern. Scotty's finally free to be himself.
Yes. Let that freak flag fly.
Congratulations, Scotty.

Speaker 1 The fourth thing I had about Scotty Scheffler is he just reminds me of every dude I've ever met from the Dallas, Dallas, Texas kind of area where it's like you're 25, but you look like you're 35 and you got married when you were 23 and you just got your shit together better and you're a really good golfer.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's every guy I've ever met from Dallas.

Speaker 4 He looks like a medium good accountant that's pretty good at golf.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like some dude you meet who went to TCU and he's 25.

Speaker 1 He's already got a kid, a wife, and he's like

Speaker 1 way progressed in his career as an accountant. You're like, fuck, he's got his shit together.

Speaker 4 I actually think that most people get into the field of accounting. It's kind of like one or the other.

Speaker 4 How much are you going to maximize your accounting ability versus how much are you going to maximize your golf playing ability? He just probably sucks at numbers.

Speaker 4 He just hates math.

Speaker 1 So he's going to have been that guy.

Speaker 4 He could have been that guy.

Speaker 1 And I'm talking to this specific guy who's nodding his head right now and being like, yup, that's me. It's not a knock.
No.

Speaker 1 It's like just, for some reason, maybe it's just the people I've met from Dallas. They all have their shit together a lot earlier in life.
And it feels like they're just older at a younger age.

Speaker 4 Yeah, he was probably a caddy when he was 20 years old and in like the summer after his sophomore year, and he started his 401k. Right.
With the like $2,000 that he made then.

Speaker 1 We were robbed. Compound interest.
So we were robbed from a few things on Sunday. One, we were robbed from any drama, but more importantly, we were robbed.

Speaker 1 Cam Smith, it felt like he was going to maybe compete even to a point like, I don't know, somewhere in the back nine, he got it to three strokes, and then he went right into the drink.

Speaker 1 He birdied 11 and then. He birdied 11, and then he went in the drink.

Speaker 4 But we were really robbed of PFT doing an australian accent for the beginning of the show and probably for the next like six months it's honestly every time cam smith was going to be in the news i i was rooting so hard for cam smith number one because he's australian and done the accent i could have done the i really just have a soft spot for australia anyone that's listened to the show for any period of time knows that to the mullet and the mustache combo i'm pretty sure that like there's rules at augusta national they're like the yankees yeah where if you show up wearing that if it's if you're not competing in a major tournament and you just show up there with a mullet and that dirty blonde mustache they're allowed to shoot you.

Speaker 4 The security force at Augusta is allowed to put you down like a dog.

Speaker 4 He was a fun guy to root for. It was not meant to be.
There is a little bit of a witch hunt, however, that we can do on Scotty Scheffler. Oh, I'm sure Scotty's a nice guy.
He seems like a nice guy.

Speaker 4 Everyone seems to like him. No one has a bad material about him.

Speaker 1 About as boring as they come in the best way. That was from one of his good friends, Henry Higgs.
I didn't nail that name.

Speaker 4 So on Saturday, he hit, I think it was on 18, hit his drive into the woods. Yep.
And he had to like crawl underneath some branches to find it.

Speaker 4 And he said that he was looking for, I think, a title of seven.

Speaker 4 And the ball that he said that he found clearly had the number six on the side of it.

Speaker 4 So there are a lot of golf salutes.

Speaker 4 Now, if we were to rewind like six years back to when it was legal for people to like call up and report rule violations, because I guess the USGA just like deputized every American that was watching TV to be like auxiliary officials.

Speaker 4 Some people were saying that it's not the right ball, that maybe he signed an incorrect scorecard on Saturday.

Speaker 1 So, Rory.

Speaker 4 So, Rory might be.

Speaker 1 So, cash my bet, because I did the thing when you're watching a tournament where you're like, the guy who's winning, you're like, he can't win. He's like, he can't win like this.

Speaker 1 So, you just bet everyone underneath him. And it turns out he just wins like this.

Speaker 4 He just won, even though he four-putted on 18?

Speaker 1 He four-putted on 18. Under his club got absolutely ruined.
Rory, by the way, had the shot of the tournament probably on 18. He went bunker to bunker, and then Sir Nick Faldo completely ruined it.

Speaker 1 Like the fact that they get to watch it before us and then he says, watch this. He's like, you wouldn't believe this.
Like, well, actually, we do believe it because you told us it was going to happen.

Speaker 4 Well, the gallery blew up. The gallery was screaming.
He was like, oh, you're not going to believe what's just happened.

Speaker 1 And it's like, no, we can believe it because guess what? You told us it was going to be incredible. And then it happened.
And then Nance like one-upped him with Morikawa. The next one.

Speaker 1 He's like, oh, you want to spoil it? I'll spoil it. Which really, it was just basically a dick measuring contest between the two of them.
Who could spoil it more?

Speaker 1 And the only people that lost was like the millions of people at home trying to gain any type of drama out of Sunday at Augusta.

Speaker 4 Yeah, yeah, they really ringed that out. I don't think that if Nick had not, excuse me, Sir Nick Feldo had not ruined it.
I don't think that Jim Nance does it. I think that you're right.

Speaker 4 I think he was just like, okay, you did it. I'm going to have my shot at it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like we can both play this game.

Speaker 4 Also, I mean, Max almost hunted down Tiger.

Speaker 1 They were neck and neck. We got to talk about Max.

Speaker 1 Max made the cut.

Speaker 4 Yeah, that's a big deal. Max made the cut out of

Speaker 4 Augusta.

Speaker 1 He guaranteed him he was going to make the cut. Positive vibes worked.
I was just, I felt like Gary Vee on steroids on Friday. I was just looking for memes about positive thinking.

Speaker 1 I tweeted him a Winnie the Pooh meme at one point, being like, this got to work. But he made the cut.

Speaker 1 I think next year, our strategy should not be to put so much onus on making the cut because I think Max thought the tournament ended after he made the cut.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because the way he played after he made the cut, and again, we did positive vibes only, but now we can speak honestly.

Speaker 1 The way he played after he made the cut was disgusting, and he should probably turn in his tour card. Dave Max was neck and neck with the greatest golfer that's ever played in the game.
He was doing

Speaker 1 it. We've always talked about the pressure.

Speaker 4 We've talked about the pressure that you feel when you're playing next to Tiger Woods. And he was.
He was playing next to Tiger, so he only lost to Tiger by one stroke.

Speaker 1 I think like one behind or ahead of them. Well, yeah, that's what I mean by next to.
They were not around.

Speaker 4 They were in the same area. They could see each other.
The line of sight was clear.

Speaker 4 Max had a lot of pressure on him, and they maxed proof of the course. They don't allow cell phones, and that's Max's biggest strength.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he did own up to it, though. He said afterwards, so on Saturday, he played poorly, and we're like, it can't get worse than this.
And he went on Twitter and was like, guys, guess what?

Speaker 1 It's not going to get worse than this. He said, today was a bummer, but tomorrow I get to play the final round at the Masters.
And that's pretty damn cool.

Speaker 1 Even if positive vibes only has ended after Friday, I'll be shooting under par tomorrow. Let's get it.
Hashtag golf.

Speaker 1 Narrator voice, he did not shoot under par. What did he shoot? Like fucking 10 over? 10 over? Yeah, take away the one.
Yeah. He almost shot under par.

Speaker 1 He did say maybe the worst prediction of all time afterwards. So shout out Max for that.
Listen, Max is our friend.

Speaker 1 As much as he embarrassed this podcast on Saturday and Sunday, all weekend, just getting dragged.

Speaker 1 Like I was, we could talk about Tiger in a second, but I said something about Tiger and people were just like, what about your boy Max? Like, dude,

Speaker 1 I didn't sign up to defend his terrible golf. That's bullshit.
I did positive vibes to get him to Saturday and Sunday. What he does after that, that's not part of the deal.
But

Speaker 1 I'm going to help out Max.

Speaker 1 I've had worse predictions. I'm sure there's many, many, but someone reminded me of it.

Speaker 1 I think it's,

Speaker 1 I can't remember his Twitter name, it's Karen something.

Speaker 1 Karen 8266. There it is.
Yes. Karen Fene.

Speaker 1 Karen.

Speaker 1 On December 20th, 2020, someone tweeted me bucks to the Super Bowl, and I quote tweeted and I said, no, they're frauds. They ended up winning the Super Bowl.
Not only getting there, but winning it.

Speaker 1 So, see, Max, we all have bad predictions.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I've never had one. Yeah.
I'm pretty good about that. I knew that Max was going to, it was all written ahead of time.
We knew what was going to happen.

Speaker 4 Max made Making the Cut his Super Bowl, and I'm very proud of him. He won his personal Super Bowl.

Speaker 4 Now, next time, I think, next major, let's see if we can shoot at par or underneath in the third round, and then we'll let the chips fall where they may on Sunday. Yeah.

Speaker 4 But we got to ease our way into this.

Speaker 4 Once it happens, it happens all at once. Scotty Scheffler had not won a PGA tournament until this year.
Now he's won like four out of six. Yes.

Speaker 4 The dude is insane right now.

Speaker 1 I do think we should probably go back to just being mean to him. It seems like he performs better when he's playing the NFT Open and shit.

Speaker 1 So we got to just go back to that.

Speaker 4 Well, how long until the next major? This is where Max goes on a little run. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Next week when all the guys who competed for the Masters are like, no, I'm taking a week. May 19th, PJA Championship.

Speaker 4 Was that the fifth major?

Speaker 1 Where is it? Tulsa. Oh, he's going to suck.
He's going to be terrible. And then the U.S.
Open in June is in Boston. He's going to be terrible in that, too.
Brooklyn, excuse me.

Speaker 1 He's going to be fucking awesome.

Speaker 1 He's going to be terrible. Pincil in

Speaker 4 the weekend of the NBA Finals, whatever weekend that's going to be in.

Speaker 4 That's when Max is going to win some bullshit tournament.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we will be watching game one of the NBA Finals, and people will be tweeting us like, dude, what about your boy Max? We're like, there's a fucking golf right now?

Speaker 4 It'll go into like quadruple overtime. It'll be the best game instant classic ever.
Max is going to shoot bogey golf on his on his last 18 and win the tournament back into it.

Speaker 1 But we got to get our mind right. We'll be fine.
We love Max, even though he sucks. We love him.
We do. I genuinely like, you can love someone when they just suck at their job.
Billy's here.

Speaker 1 That was too easy. I set myself up for that.
I'm sorry. Billy doesn't suck at his job.

Speaker 4 We also love Will Zalatoris. Yes.
And he played well on Sunday.

Speaker 1 Except another heartbreak. He not finishing top five was just, I had the friends, the friends of the program

Speaker 1 bet, whereas Will E. Z Brooks, who Brooks actually didn't, he withdrew from the Masters.
He didn't play Bryson. He beat Bryson.

Speaker 1 So did Sandy Lyles. And Brooks was

Speaker 4 also clearly not feeling 100%. He was basically still on one leg.

Speaker 1 It's, again, I don't want to go back and pass here, but like the fact that Brooks even tried to play is... Hero.
Like, come on. I saw Tiger doing his fake limp.
Brooks could barely walk.

Speaker 1 He got taken out in an ambulance. You didn't see that on Friday? So Brooks will be fine.
But yeah,

Speaker 1 the bet was Will Zalatoris, Max Homo, or Brooks Kepka combined. One of them has to finish top five.

Speaker 4 So that's just how my weekend went. Will Zalatoris has maybe the best golfer forehead tan of all time.
Yeah, he does. When he takes that cap off, it's worse than Stuart Sink.

Speaker 4 When he takes the hat off, it's just like a pasty forehead. He's got literally like a two-tone.

Speaker 4 It looks like like the ice cream that you dig into where it's like vanilla on top and then caramel second layer.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 4 That's like his forehead is gradient.

Speaker 1 Can I ask a question about Scotty Scheffer? Because we should probably, I mean, we're going to talk to Scott Van Pelt. So big, big weekend for Scotties.

Speaker 1 Would you qualify him as a Haas? He might be a Haas. No, I don't think he's a Haas.
John Ram is a Hawaii. He's a beast.

Speaker 1 He might be a Haas, dude. How tall is he?

Speaker 4 I don't think he's a Haas.

Speaker 1 He's got the Haas look in his eyes.

Speaker 1 You know what? He's 63, 200. He might be a Haas.
He's a big boy. He might be a Hawaii.
I think he's a bubba.

Speaker 4 I think he's a big bubble.

Speaker 1 If you chip in, no. If you chip in, like, he chipped in and don't even celebrate.
Like, that's a big Haws energy. Haws mentality.
I think so. He was locked in.

Speaker 1 John Rahm, by the way, like, dude, you got to find a better shirt. Like, Bubbas are.
I mean, Bubba Bubba fucking has the hover cart.

Speaker 1 You're not going to see Scotty Scheffler on, like, a hovercraft rolling around the 18th green, like, like Bubba. You're right.

Speaker 4 I probably won't see that.

Speaker 1 No, but he does. You know what I'm talking about? Scotty Scheffler has.
Can Bubba Watson do that? Yeah,

Speaker 1 the golf boy. Scotty Scheffler has, like, it's like a little bit of, he almost kind of looks a little bit like Jim Tomey.
like a little bit of a

Speaker 1 big face,

Speaker 4 he's got the big face, he's a little Adam Dunn-ish. Yeah,

Speaker 1 he definitely.

Speaker 4 Oh, you know what he looks like? He looks like that dude from the video that kept going viral this weekend, the guy that stepped out and did the country line dance,

Speaker 4 shuffling his feet around a little bit.

Speaker 1 No, yeah.

Speaker 4 No, that was that guy is way more of a Haas than Rico.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 That didn't look like Scotty Scheffler at all. It looked like Rico.

Speaker 1 But yeah, Scotty Scheffler. He looked like Speed's older brother, and they're both from Dallas.
Like, he looked like, yeah. So we should talk about Diesel Speed.

Speaker 1 If he was from fort worth i would say he's a hoss but be you know what like he's actually new jersey new jersey should should claim him they should claim him jersey hasn't had a lot of dubs recently he's a hoss i think i'm gonna i'm gonna tag him with hoss i bet on him and i was like you know watching him very carefully and he had big hoss energy he was the way he was like not celebrating and just dialed in and then a quote came out today that he said he broke down in his wife's arm this morning crying and he said he didn't think he was big enough for the moment and so to to do that and then to come out and just be fucking.

Speaker 1 She looked him in the eyes like, You're a hoss. Yeah, exactly.
I'll be a hoss. Yeah, that's actually exactly how it happened.

Speaker 1 He also had, like, there were people, golf Twitter, uh, like, when I step into golf Twitter, it's it's scarier than stepping into, like, UFC Twitter, soccer Twitter.

Speaker 1 There were, though, some pictures of, like, his follow-through that I guess was bad form.

Speaker 1 That's hoss energy, where it's, like, not, people are like, this is the guy leading the Masters, and his hands were all fucked up and everything, but he was just crushing it.

Speaker 4 He's got a very compact swing, is what they were saying about him.

Speaker 4 And there were some golf, golf like purists that were saying that his swing is not good actually so that's hot so it's not it's not like sustainable for him to do it it's been sustainable for the last month and a half that's that's pretty good he's on a very hot streak um so before we talk about tiger let's talk about our hypothetical and it's hey it's pft here reminding you that boars head makes game day entertaining elevated and effortless whether you order catering platters ahead from your local boars head retailer or you create your own spread at home with boars head premium deli meats and cheeses you are sure to impress your guests.

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Speaker 1 we could really do this hypothetical. The hypothetical was Scotty Scheffler stepping up to the 18th T-box at Augusta with a five-stroke lead.
Is that right? Five-stroke lead. It's a par four.

Speaker 1 He's got to hit an eight to win the Masters. And the hypothetical was, could an average golfer step up under the exact same circumstances and get an eight to win the Masters? I thought it was nine.

Speaker 1 Nine was the tie for. Oh, that's a big difference.

Speaker 4 Yeah, you said a nine, though. But

Speaker 1 I think it's now that I'm doing the math in my head. We're adjusting the rules.
Well, no, no. We're not adjusting the rules.
We're adjusting the scores.

Speaker 4 I gotta recalibrate my calculator.

Speaker 1 PFD said he could do it.

Speaker 1 I said I would hit 13 if lucky.

Speaker 1 Most people said no, no chance. With the pressure, with everything, with the

Speaker 1 golf, with the what that one guy say, all you got to do is get on the right plane of the green at Augusta, and you could play bogey golf.

Speaker 1 He said that he played so much on video games, he'd be able to do it. PFD, you think you can putt your way to an eight on the 18th hole? I think I can do it, by the way.
25% yes, 75% no. No chance.

Speaker 1 I gotta do it. I got the clutch, Gene.

Speaker 4 I could do it with a putter. Just gotta hit it.
I would putt every single shot.

Speaker 1 465 yards.

Speaker 4 I've simulated the hole. I did like the guided walkthrough of the hole on YouTube a few minutes ago and checked out.
It's mostly downhill from the start.

Speaker 4 Then it goes uphill later, but I'm just focused on the downhill part. I need to know some things about the conditions.
Is it like today? Perfect conditions. Perfect conditions.
What am I hitting?

Speaker 4 Like a Pro V1?

Speaker 1 No, it'd be a Taylor Made. It'd be a Taylor Made.

Speaker 4 I go putter off the deck, deck, off the T-box.

Speaker 1 Off a T?

Speaker 1 No, off the deck.

Speaker 4 In golf terms, it means no T. Yeah, yeah.
And then

Speaker 4 I just go putter the entire time. I end up hitting eight, maybe nine.

Speaker 1 I honestly

Speaker 1 get to the green on. My putter.
No, but like, how many putts do you have from the green?

Speaker 4 I think I get to the green.

Speaker 1 I asked the title. When you hit your putter, you hit your putter what? 100? 100 yards?

Speaker 4 Like 50 to 70.

Speaker 1 So 50 to 70 means if you hit it 70, you get to the green in seven shots.

Speaker 4 And then I two putt for the nine.

Speaker 1 Okay, all right, got it.

Speaker 4 No, I also pin placement matters.

Speaker 1 Is the pin

Speaker 4 is it attackable?

Speaker 1 No, it's Sunday pins.

Speaker 4 All right, if the pins are attackable, if it's center green, I think I could do it in eight. If it's back right, that might be an eight or a nine.
I think I could do it.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 I know I do.

Speaker 4 We've tried this before.

Speaker 1 And we told the shuffler.

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Speaker 1 We went and pulled up the footage, and it was a 265-yard hole that you did it in.

Speaker 1 465 is a little bit different.

Speaker 4 Well, it wasn't a 285-yard hole. It was, I had already hit my driver like into the woods off the tee.
Like 100. And then Tony Scheffler was like...

Speaker 4 Bet you can't make it from here on out in like nine strokes or less using just your putter.

Speaker 1 And this was also not Augusta.

Speaker 4 I'm pretty good hitting my putter for distance. That's probably my strong.
Honestly, like if I tee off with a driver, I might as well just throw my ball into the woods. It's a negative.

Speaker 4 Even though I do it all the time. Like when I'm golfing,

Speaker 4 I'm going to let the big dog eat off the tee, even though it's going to bite me in the ass. I just go putter the entire time.

Speaker 1 I think I'd go 13. I would, I, I, I documented, I'd slice it into the woods.
I would hit it into a tree. Then I'd hit it out onto the fairway.

Speaker 1 Then I'd probably have to smoke a bowl because my nerves would be going crazy. We'd have to take a timeout.
Sir Nick Faldo would have to like ruin the Sopranos, that asshole.

Speaker 1 Then I'd hit one good shot. Piece of shit.
Yeah, piece of shit. One good shot.
Then I'd just go bunker bunker.

Speaker 1 Maybe like

Speaker 1 a

Speaker 1 sorry, a sand wedge that I can't hit for shit for five yards. Then another one on.

Speaker 5 Then I'd putt like five times 13.

Speaker 4 So my strategy is basically just designed to avoid all the hazards. If I get in the bunker, I'm fucked.
But if I just hit the fairway, I was was looking at the fairway too.

Speaker 4 I was like, okay, there's shot one, there's shot two, shot three, I'm going to have to split these bunkers. That's going to be tricky.
I don't think you know how far I can hit my putter, big cat.

Speaker 1 I've watched it. My putter.
I watched you do it. It was eight shots on 265 yards.

Speaker 4 But I had to also recalibrate my last couple shots because I was on the green.

Speaker 1 Right, but that, but the greens on Augusta are pretty hard. So it roll.
No, I'm, yeah, you'd roll back off and you'd have to hit it back on. I don't know.

Speaker 1 I was saying, I don't, I legitimately don't think if you started on the opposite edge of the green as the hole, I don't know if you could nine putt. Yeah, no, and by the way, this was not.

Speaker 1 You're not factoring how much harder a regular green is versus the green.

Speaker 4 You're acting like it's one of those hypotheticals where it's like, could you get seven yards on a carry in the NFL?

Speaker 1 This is completely different. It's completely different.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 the best part is

Speaker 1 it was not said in shtick. It was like an honest moment where you're like, yeah, I could do that.
I could do it. I could do it.
Yeah. Easy.
I mean,

Speaker 4 they let Dude Perfect desecrate and piss all over the course.

Speaker 4 Letting me try this at Augusta, I feel like, would be way classier than that.

Speaker 1 Three more years, and we'll probably be on Augusta.

Speaker 1 So we should talk a little Tiger. Tiger went from, could he actually win this thing on Thursday? And don't, listen, I had the thought, and I know a lot of people said the thought.

Speaker 1 So I don't want the goalposts to move. I had Tiger fans up my ass.

Speaker 1 I said that watching him on Sunday was a little depressing because he was clearly injured and he was playing the worst he's ever played at Augusta.

Speaker 1 I get the counterpoint, like, just having him out there is great, and it was, but that went quickly from watch out for Tiger to I'm just happy he's alive.

Speaker 4 Well, he can still play one round, but it turns out that there's a lot of walking issues.

Speaker 4 Turns out that there are hills and shit that you need to move your ankles on. And yeah, so he was just sore, very, very sore.

Speaker 4 By the end of the day, after it was over, he was like meeting with his family, trying to walk up those hills after 18. He looked like he wanted to cut his own leg off.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 it looked painful. And that was my point: it's not fun watching him in pain like struggle.

Speaker 1 I think there was a stretch, I think it was four, five, six or something, where he had never went bogey, bogey, bogey at Augusta there. And he did that on Sunday.

Speaker 1 So I, I, listen, I get that a lot of people are just very happy he's back. I count myself as one of them.
I also would love to see him back, like, competing and not in pain.

Speaker 1 It does mean that he's probably going to play.

Speaker 1 I think he already said he's going to play at the British Open. Yep.
The Open Championship.

Speaker 4 The Open Championship, excuse me.

Speaker 1 Maybe the U.S. Open.
More Tigers, better. Yes.
I did, though. So I was watching it.
I was getting depressed watching him limp around.

Speaker 1 And so I just went instead and looked up some Tiger stats to make me feel good. So I'll just throw a couple out there.
In 1997, so today's Masters was very boring.

Speaker 1 In 1997, Tiger won the Masters by 12 strokes. Yep.
He was minus 18. The second place was minus 6.
I think that was the one they had the special on before, too. Yeah.
Jim Nance. Yeah,

Speaker 1 that was his first major tournament win. He had a nine-shot lead going into Sunday.

Speaker 4 He was so good in that tournament that they had to change the entire course because they said, well, Tiger is going to win every single master for 20 years.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 Oh, he won seven majors by three shots or more in his career. From 1997 to 2009, in majors combined, Tiger went

Speaker 1 134 strokes under par. The second person in those, like majors majors combined, 1997 to 2009, was Phil plus 99.

Speaker 1 Think about that. Pretty incredible.
134 under par combined. The second place person was plus 99.

Speaker 1 And the last stat, which is awesome, is he has, he's third all-time in European tour wins with 41, and he's never played full-time on the European tour. That's insane.
It's fucking awesome.

Speaker 1 That's my Tiger fun stat.

Speaker 4 The difference was this time, we kind of had to recalibrate.

Speaker 4 how we think about Tiger Woods because this was for the first time ever the some things are bigger than sports round that Tiger had, whereas previously, like, literally, nothing was more important to Tiger Woods than Tiger Woods playing good at Augusta at the Masters.

Speaker 4 And it was like, there were some times when it felt, I don't know, the whole like

Speaker 4 monster energy drink sponsoring his bag. I don't know if that's something that Tigers had for a while.

Speaker 4 It felt a little weird, like, like it was almost like beneath Tiger, where it's like, if you see Jimmy, Jimmy Carter hawking cryptocurrency, it's like Tiger with a monster bag.

Speaker 1 And that was the part where I was getting slightly bummed out because he got in the red on Sunday. So there was, it felt, oh, man, I've seen this before.
This is awesome. Good memories flashing back.

Speaker 1 And then it's like, oh, wait,

Speaker 1 he's playing at like, you know, one o'clock in the afternoon. He's in the back night at one o'clock in the afternoon.
This is weird. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Nothing about this really like fits my memories of Tiger Woods. But it was great to have him back.

Speaker 4 It was good to have him back. They should have just let him tee off later on in the day just so we get that consistency.

Speaker 1 Well, they should have just let him go up against Scotty Scheffler just to intimidate him because then we would have had drama. That would have been great if we were just like, oh,

Speaker 1 you know what?

Speaker 1 New rule, because Augusta can make any rules they want. New rule, Tiger just gets to start with whatever the leader's score is on Sunday.
Yeah, and then all-time quarterback.

Speaker 4 And then also after they put the green jacket on Scottie Scheffler, Dude Perfect comes out and the Twins spray him down with a Super Soaker. Perfect.

Speaker 1 That's exactly what we need. But yeah, great Masters.

Speaker 1 Love masters week we're going to talk more with scott van pelt in a minute about masters week um before we get to who's back we should we should at least mention um the tragic passing of dwayne haskins that was very very sad on saturday um you know he

Speaker 4 we're huge football fans obviously he played for he drafted and played for the redskins commanders what football team but very very sad anyone who you know and any death that happens that early in life is very tragic but then when you also just think about like how his story and it felt like he was coming back and all these things it's just really really sad he was so young i think he was what like 24 25 yeah it's tragic there's really nothing else that you can say about it besides like it's you feel for his wife for his family it sucks it sucks i mean i i don't want to get into a thing where we talk about the different takes that came out well about him but i will say that what gil brandt said when he called into that radio show it it was eerily similar to what Colin Coward and Mike Wilbon were saying about Sean Taylor when he was in the hospital after he got shot.

Speaker 4 It's just like some people just need to realize that

Speaker 4 there's a human being that has a family that's going through this right now.

Speaker 1 I think a weird thing happens in 2022 on Twitter. Like the Gil Brand thing was appalling.

Speaker 1 Like you said, we don't have to go into depth about what Gil Brandt said wrong because we all know what he said wrong. But it does, it always strikes me as weird when a tragedy like that happens.

Speaker 1 And it's a true tragedy. Like, it kind of like gut punched me.

Speaker 1 I have no connection to Dwayne Hassan, but it gut punched me because I was like, holy shit, this guy's so young, everything in front of him. It's just very bizarre to me that

Speaker 1 because we live in a world where like everyone has to have a take about everything, it's tragedy, and then immediately let's pile on someone who didn't, you know, deal with this exactly right.

Speaker 1 Like Shafter, you talk about Schefter, yeah. Schefter got it, and Schefter.

Speaker 1 His tweet was horrible.

Speaker 1 He's an idiot. Right.

Speaker 1 But I also, also like, and maybe I'm just, maybe this is wrong of me, but I always just feel weird that his tweet's bad, but it also just feels weird that we then spend the entire day instead of talking about Dwayne Haskins, like doing the Twitter pylon.

Speaker 1 And I'm a hypocrite because I've done the Twitter pylon before. I'm trying to do a better job about it.

Speaker 1 But like, it felt weird to me that the entire day was Schefter was trending because everyone had to get their dunk in instead of just being like, this is tragic.

Speaker 1 Remember Dwayne Haskins, like retweet a story about Dwayne Haskins, not, hey, I can't believe Schefter said this, and I'm going to keep tweeting about how Schefter said this all day.

Speaker 4 Yeah, no, if I die and Schefter has a bad tweet about it, which is very likely that he would,

Speaker 4 don't talk about Adam Schefter's tweet. Like,

Speaker 4 it's not about him. I think what it is, is people were upset.
It's a tragedy. They need something to be mad at.
Something like, because they've got a lot of pent-up energy. They see this.

Speaker 4 They're emotions running wild and they don't know what to do. So it's like, okay, that's the person that's bad.
That's where I can redirect all my all my sadness and grief towards

Speaker 1 pointing at him.

Speaker 5 It's yeah, it's so bizarre to me.

Speaker 1 It's similar to the read the room guys, where it's like you're like a tragedy happens, and then your first

Speaker 1 thought is, let me go and police Twitter and see who's dealing with this in the 10 minutes after the correct way and not. It just, the whole thing is bizarre.

Speaker 1 I've now like, you know, stepped away from all, like, if something happens that's tragic, I'll retweet the message and just leave it at that because it's just like, it's not,

Speaker 1 you don't have to have a take about everything.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so you don't have to spend the entire day dunking on Gil Brandt and Adam Schefter and then making it about that instead of making it about the tragedy and Dwayne Haskins' life and everything he accomplished.

Speaker 4 Sometimes it's okay to just be sad about stuff and to not have to get mad at somebody for doing something despicable and let that take over your emotions.

Speaker 1 It's okay to just be like,

Speaker 4 this is a tragedy. I I feel awful for him, for his whole family, for everybody involved.

Speaker 4 It's just sad.

Speaker 1 And the special wrinkle that happened, too, because I was watching it all unfold, and it was like colleagues of Adam Schefter knowing they can't call out Adam Schefter, so going even harder on Gil Brandt.

Speaker 1 It's like, you guys,

Speaker 1 what's going on right now? Why is everyone doing this?

Speaker 1 Let's remember Dwayne Haskins. I saw that video of when Dwayne Haskins was a kid and he was in the Ohio State locker room.
And he's like, someday I'm going to be the Ohio State quarterback.

Speaker 1 That was, you know, like broke my heart again.

Speaker 4 So that season that he had in Ohio State where he had 250 touchdowns. Yeah, he was incredible.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
So the whole thing is sad. And we had to mention it because obviously it was a big story this weekend.

Speaker 4 But I don't think that there's anything that we can add to it besides just the fact that

Speaker 4 it's really, really sad.

Speaker 1 Right, right. And, you know, life is precious.
And I think we all know that.

Speaker 1 All right. Let's do.
By the way, we just, as a side note, we just did like tech support that was incredible. This whole studio just blew up in between.

Speaker 1 I couldn't even describe it if I wanted to.

Speaker 1 I don't even know what happened.

Speaker 4 It's like there was one of those EMPs that went off from Oceans 11 where every electronic in the studio is shut down simultaneously for different reasons. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I got under the hood.

Speaker 1 I got under the hood, started just doing

Speaker 1 all the technical research that I've, all the, all the years of college that I used in computer science, which I'd never even studied, to just just go and I basically found the power strip and said, Hank, I'm unplugging this cord.

Speaker 1 Did it do anything? Okay, Hank, I'm unplugging this cord. Did it do anything? Until we found the cord that needed to be unplugged.
Which broke something else. Yes.

Speaker 1 Which I still don't know really what happened. Billy filmed the whole thing on his cell phone.
I don't know how that's going to come out, but.

Speaker 6 Check out on TikTok. Oh, there we go.

Speaker 5 We documented the whole

Speaker 1 part of my take TikTok.

Speaker 1 Can you do... Can you do...

Speaker 1 I don't think we had the spike moment, which was unfortunate, but that was the... Can you do the Harlem shake to it? Can you remix it?

Speaker 6 I'm gonna make it like really uh emotional, but can you also

Speaker 1 make me a Harlem Shake version?

Speaker 4 Yes, how did that work, by the way? Did the TikTok blow up? Did you bring back Harlem Shake?

Speaker 4 I mean, it did very well.

Speaker 1 All right, there you go. Billy, Billy invented Harlem Shake.
Good answer.

Speaker 1 All right, let's do hot seat, or sorry, let's do who's back. I'm an idiot.
I don't know what day it is.

Speaker 1 And then we have Scott Van Pelt live from Augusta, and then we will talk some NBA because the playoffs are set on the other side of Scott Van Pelt. Before we get to who's back,

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Speaker 1 My who's back of the week is Vladimir Guerrero Jr.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that ass. He's He's hitting bombs with that ass.
He hit a home run today that was, it was literally a line drive, 467 feet. I've never seen a ball with the launch angle like this one had.

Speaker 1 It was, it looked like a,

Speaker 1 it looked like a special effect.

Speaker 1 You know the commercials or whatever where it's like the final scene is someone hitting a baseball and then the baseball like hits the camera or something? It looked like that in real life.

Speaker 1 It was just a it was a line drive that went 467 feet. That's really all you can say.
It was a monster dunk.

Speaker 4 Bubba, what's your rating? You're the expert when it comes to.

Speaker 1 Oh, I'm looking at it right now, dude. That's a dinger.
That is

Speaker 1 a 4.5 balls. It wasn't

Speaker 1 a shot. It was just a shit.
It was sick.

Speaker 1 It was sick. It was like a perfect home run.

Speaker 4 For some reason, I don't know what it is.

Speaker 1 Someone could have got hurt. But all the

Speaker 1 foul ball, man.

Speaker 4 All the players that are sons of former big leaguers, like your Vlad Guerrero Jr.s, your Beau Bachettes, your

Speaker 4 Fernando Tatis Jr., Yep. All these guys just hit the coolest looking M runs.

Speaker 1 Jack Flyer just throws gas. It is wild, yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Your Drake LaRoche's great one. Great one, Hank.
Bitch, who's back? Monster Dongs, Vladimir Guerrero. Drake

Speaker 1 is actually 30 years old.

Speaker 4 I know it's crazy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, there's nothing better than a dong. Just a yeah.
It's just the best. Big old dong.
It is the best.

Speaker 4 They just fucking tempting me over there.

Speaker 1 They should have a red zone channel that's just taters.

Speaker 4 yeah the the dong network dogs and taters yeah it's just dropping them on everyone uh all right pft your who's back uh my who's back i got a couple of them first is pine tar oh pine tar's back there was a um there was a controversy in college baseball where um

Speaker 4 a guy let's see i'm pulling up the team right now hit a home run uc uh he hit a three-run dinger and then he got kicked out for having too much pine tar and then everybody got kicked out after that because it started a brawl because the manager got pissed off that the other manager narked on the pine tar.

Speaker 4 But it was very it was very reminiscent of the George Brett pine tar incident.

Speaker 4 The umpires crowd around the bat and I honestly didn't even know that college baseball players use pine tar on aluminum bats. I don't really understand.
It always seemed like something that was

Speaker 4 wood related. Yeah, you got the wood and then you got the wood come which is sap.
I believe that's what sap is.

Speaker 4 And then you measure it that way. But yeah, I guess they're using it in college baseball, too.

Speaker 4 What is the problem with having too much pine tar?

Speaker 1 I never really have a sap, I think.

Speaker 4 But they measure how far down the barrel it goes.

Speaker 1 So why is it a problem? Oh, because you can use, because I think they use it. Oh, it might be because it might come off the bat differently.

Speaker 4 So

Speaker 4 if you hit the ball with the pine tar part of the bat, then it's tougher for the infielder to field or throw it. Probably.

Speaker 1 Probably the ball has stickiness to it.

Speaker 4 I don't know, but it was awesome. It was awesome seeing five guys get ejected at the same time.
And a broad college baseball is pretty sick.

Speaker 4 And then my other who's back in the week is the Pittsburgh Pirates. The Pirates are back.
I am bringing back. I was debating whether or not to switch my bet up to the Orioles this year.

Speaker 4 I've got a proprietary system. It's an algorithm that tells me who to bet on for baseball.
Last year, I was up 24.5 units on the season.

Speaker 4 So I suck at gambling, but I'm very good at betting on baseball. And my algorithm is thus.
You just bet against the Pittsburgh Pirates every single game.

Speaker 4 And so we're bringing it back this year only for road games, I think, because it took too much money away from the sports book. So they're trying to limit how much money you can make off them.

Speaker 4 Don't play their games.

Speaker 4 So we're going to bet on Rode games, every Pirates team under,

Speaker 4 and for the other team to win Moneyline. Love it.
Against the Pirates, and we're going to all make a bunch of money.

Speaker 4 I was thinking about going to the Orioles because the Orioles might be lucky to win. 55 games this year.
And the new wall.

Speaker 4 And they have the new wall, which is just

Speaker 4 fucked up what they did to that wall. They desecrated that stadium.
So, yeah, the Pirates are back. Right now it's 2-1 on the season, but I'm sure that it'll get off to a hot start again this year.

Speaker 1 We're just baseball heavy. What are you going to say, Buddy? Speaking of

Speaker 1 that Vlad Guerrero home run, there's an account called Would It Dong, and it bases it. It's like the trajectory and everything of it, of like if it would be out in all 30 stadiums.

Speaker 1 And that one was only 28 out of 30. Really? Yeah, I knew it wasn't.
I was thinking Fenway wouldn't have been one because it's too high in center. I can't think of the other one.

Speaker 1 Maybe Petco, Houston, Orioles. I feel like

Speaker 1 Jake would like that. Yeah.
Yankees. That is good.
I love that account just because

Speaker 1 every right field home run of the Yankees is a one out of 30. Yeah.

Speaker 4 Yeah. Houston might be the other one because they've got the train up there.
Yeah. Monsoto's ball is still up there.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 All right. My who's back.
We're baseball heavy.

Speaker 1 My who's back is the Yankees because the Yankees posted a hype video to start the season that said no moral victories, no excuses, no storylines, no narratives.

Speaker 1 And then after Garrett Cole's first start, he said that the game being delayed four minutes was an unforeseen challenge for him. He said the festivities got a little away from the schedule.

Speaker 4 I love psycho baseball pitchers that have their routines that can't let anything out of there.

Speaker 4 Are you sure it was four minutes? Four minutes.

Speaker 1 Somebody thought this is mad. I'm one of the beat writers.
Garrett Cole said that the delayed start 1.12 p.m. instead of 1.08 p.m.
was an unforeseen challenge for him.

Speaker 1 The festivities got a little away from the schedule, schedule, Cole said. I think I saw KFC, our colleague, mention it, which was spot on.

Speaker 1 He's like, Garrett Cole, before he came to New York, everyone just assumed he was like the badass dude who like just gets on the mound and shoves and just fucking throws heat down your throat.

Speaker 1 And then he comes to New York and he's just, he's like sweaty and he can't answer questions correctly.

Speaker 1 And the only time he gets anything right is when he talks about how he was a Yankee fan before, you know, like when he was a kid. Like, he's just a loser.

Speaker 4 I think it has to do with the fact that he had to cut his hair and shave his beard to become a Yankee.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 4 anybody can be a filthy dude that shoves if they've got a beard. But that's, dude, you know what? He was a Haas.
But he was a Haas.

Speaker 1 He was a Haas.

Speaker 4 But you can't be that same guy if you get rid of your beard.

Speaker 1 What's the thing?

Speaker 1 Jake is a Yankee fan. So is Billy.
What was the poster he held up? Yankee fan today, Yankee fan tomorrow, Yankee fan forever. So he knows the Yankee way.
Like, that really is.

Speaker 1 Garrett Cole just goes in between getting shelled,

Speaker 1 answering questions incorrectly about Spider Tack, and then every once in a blue moon, someone asks him about a memory when he was a kid, and he's like, Yeah, I was at Derek Jeters', like, you know, 3,000th hit game.

Speaker 1 That was cool.

Speaker 4 Maybe it's the fact that he puts so much more pressure on himself because he did grow up a Yankee fan. Yeah.
Where he's like, now I'm representing the pinstripes, not just myself.

Speaker 4 Did he pitch that bad?

Speaker 1 He might not have even pitched that bad.

Speaker 1 He gave up three in the first inning, then he settled down a little bit. Oh, so it was the start.

Speaker 1 It was the start. It was a four-minute delay.
Yeah. Just a hilarious thing for him to say.

Speaker 1 Dude, you've got to know how stupid that sounds.

Speaker 4 I need somebody to look up the stats on players that have been traded or signed with the Yankees like halfway through their career, if they're beard guys, if their performance has always declined once they get to New York.

Speaker 4 I know Johnny Damon, he won a World Series, right? But he was not the same player that he was in Boston.

Speaker 4 I bet you it's almost every player that goes there.

Speaker 4 If you have to cut your hair or shave to change your personal appearance, I bet it throws you off.

Speaker 6 Samson effect. Yep.

Speaker 1 Did Randy Johnson shave his beard when he sucked when he was on the Yankees?

Speaker 4 But he also was like 38. He was a mustache guy.

Speaker 1 He was cutting him on the Yankees. Yeah, he was so old when he went to the Yankees.
The big unit. But they allow mustaches.

Speaker 4 Mustaches, no sideburns. Yep.
And your hair can go down to your collar and no further. Yeah.

Speaker 1 All right, Billy, you're who's back?

Speaker 6 My first shoes.

Speaker 1 Fuck anyone who says we don't talk baseball, by the way.

Speaker 1 I also, I'm now like so committed on the Mariners somehow getting to the World Series because there was one guy who was like, you guys are the number one sports podcast, and all we got for a baseball preview was half-assed, like, Mariners are going to go to the World Series.

Speaker 1 If I somehow am right, I'm going to frame that tweet. I'm going to invite that guy to come into the studio.

Speaker 4 Can you imagine if it's the Phillies and the Padres in the World Series, how right I would be?

Speaker 1 Yes, that would be sick. If the AL just imploded.

Speaker 4 That would be the all-time prediction.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we are going to have a couple of baseball guests coming up. So everyone just, listen,

Speaker 1 we get to things late. Things sneak up on us.
Remember we did our NBA preview in like January?

Speaker 4 We're actually going to do another NBA preview with Ron Rosillo.

Speaker 1 Yeah, right. Like we just relax.
We know when football season starts. We say football is back basically from June until

Speaker 1 February. And then everything else we miss by a couple weeks.
Just chill out. Billy.

Speaker 6 My who's back is UFOs. There was a weird sighting in the sky in Alaska.
A picture's just been released.

Speaker 6 It basically looks like a long trail of smoke with a no one knows what it is object at the end of it over Anchorage.

Speaker 6 And many are saying that it might have been a UFO that was shot out of the sky that they don't want us to know about. But the government is saying it was just a contrail.

Speaker 4 Or maybe it's Russia being like the gas contrail.

Speaker 1 Maybe it was. It was thick as fuck.
It looked like a Western worm. It looked like an alien.
Do you think it has anything to do with our studio falling apart?

Speaker 6 I think it has a lot to do with it. Yep.
Something's going on.

Speaker 4 Yeah, maybe they're like, you you know what? Like our planes aren't doing so well in Ukraine. Let's try going over to Alaska.

Speaker 1 Exactly. Yeah.

Speaker 6 So it's a, I got a blog coming out on it. Check it out on BarcelonSports.com.
And my second who's back is Ronaldo. Ronaldo.
In jail.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 6 Assaulting children. In jail.

Speaker 1 Oh, because he said Ronaldo.

Speaker 1 Was Jake. Oh, no.
He stole his who's back. Oh.
No, it was the

Speaker 1 tank mailed it. Is it Ronaldo? No, that's how they say it.

Speaker 4 No, that's appropriate. That's how they say it in England.

Speaker 1 Jake, just every time, that's like when you see it out of the corner of my eye, he breaks. Ronaldo.
He can't help himself from like jail. Ronaldo.
Jail. That guy should go to jail.
He hit a kid.

Speaker 6 He was limping coming off the pitch after a loss and wasn't feeling the cameras in his face at that moment.

Speaker 1 All right. So there's two things that are going on here.
One, I do think, because we had Brooks, our guy Brooks had a little camera incident.

Speaker 1 I think there should be a law in the world that if you are close enough for the person to slap the phone out of your hand without them having to make a move towards you, then you legally can get your phone slapped out of your hand.

Speaker 1 So if you're like, if I'm walking up to you, PFT, and I'm like this, I can't do it. But if I'm like that, you should be able to slap it because it's like, dude, that is the bubble.

Speaker 4 But in this situation, the kid was in his space. He owned his area, right? If we're talking about this in NBA,

Speaker 1 block and charge, he had position, and then Ronaldo drove right at him, right? I just loved this because I do do think he should be in jail for life for this. He hurt that kid's hand.

Speaker 1 There was a thread on Twitter that was very funny because it had a picture of the kid's hand, and it was just like,

Speaker 1 his hand was like slightly red.

Speaker 1 Like, that was, that would have been one where, you know what,

Speaker 1 I could go to England right now, and I have to do this with my son all the time. Like, I could kiss the boo-boo, and we'd be fine.
Like, it'd be like, you're good. You're good to go.

Speaker 1 But at the end of the Twitter thread, they had, it was the Irish Daily Mirror, and they said, anyone with information on this incident is asked to contact Merseyside Police social media desk via Twitter.

Speaker 1 It's like,

Speaker 1 what do you mean, anyone who has information? We saw, it was a video that the kid got his hand slapped, and that was it.

Speaker 4 Send them the video after that.

Speaker 1 If anyone knows who might have done this, a guy named wearing Ronaldo jersey, looking like Ronaldo is a chief suspect.

Speaker 4 It was the most famous person in the world hitting a kid on video. So I think we got this one under control.

Speaker 1 No, but if you see anything anything or if you know anything about it, please contact them.

Speaker 1 Good Who's Backs, Billy?

Speaker 4 Those are my two.

Speaker 1 All right, Jake.

Speaker 4 Who's back is creating peace?

Speaker 1 Because that's exactly what's attempting to be happening between Raw Manfred and the players of Maj League Baseball. Oh, they're going to take Ukraine, Russia? No?

Speaker 4 Sports podcast.

Speaker 1 One of the bigger things. Yeah.

Speaker 1 He bought every player a pair of headphones. Oh, that's nice.

Speaker 4 It's like they're going to a JV bowl game. Here you go, guys.
You can't afford this. Tell you what, Jake, what would you that's a guy with the Mets had

Speaker 1 a Red Sox jersey I don't like that that's that's a lot of those people well that is a lot of Mets fans identify with the Red Sox that's the best house divided that I've ever seen no it's not a house divided the Yankee hater there's no Yankee hater internal house divided yeah he's just a Yankee hater uh so so Jake that he bought him he bought every player headphones yeah even the uh minor leaguers don't believe probably not them no but he's like would you rather have

Speaker 1 you think after everything they'd be like throw them a bone would you rather have an extra we're not gonna give you livable wages but or would you rather have beats by dre no that's a that's a like yo my bad dude yeah here's some headphones the sign said please accept this gift as a small gesture my appreciation

Speaker 1 extremely major league yeah very small gesture i'm sure most they don't have headphones either anyway no no

Speaker 1 although i could take headphones anytime just be like give me headphones that's cool you always need them 99 day lockout but here's headphones yeah but no also

Speaker 1 also the bases are bigger you forgot they gave but i would argue has anyone ever gotten headphones and been like, no, I don't want these? Like, yo, good point. No, don't just use headphones.

Speaker 1 I'll always take headphones. Also, I'll say this: the gift could have been anything, and people would have been like, oh, that's it? Yeah.

Speaker 1 It could have been like a blank check for a million dollars each. Yeah, go buy two million.
Yeah, right.

Speaker 4 Thank you for standing up for Commissioner Rob Manford. Yeah.
Appreciate that, Jake. If he wants to give me headphones, I'll take it.
Nice.

Speaker 1 Put that on the list. No?

Speaker 4 I'm being honest. You just said it.

Speaker 4 I would let him give me headphones.

Speaker 1 I heard the pause, and then I go back to it and

Speaker 1 he said, No, the way he said it. Yeah, the pause.
That's dead. He said if Commissioner Rob Manford wants to give me headphones.
That's what he said. I said headphones.
Yeah, right.

Speaker 4 Listen, any guy can give me headphones.

Speaker 1 And I would say that exactly.

Speaker 1 All right, PFT, you want to do a quick word before we got? Scott Van Pelt, by the way, is in his car.

Speaker 1 So on the way to the airport, he's very gracious to give us his time every single Masters right after after the tournament ends. So, there was like one

Speaker 1 like weird uh moment where we lost him, but it's it's all good because it's always great to have Scott on.

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Speaker 1 Okay, we now welcome on one of our favorite recurring guests, a tradition unlike any other, Scott Van Pelt, calling us on his way to the airport from Augusta, Texas big roll, coming up soon.

Speaker 1 Scott, let's start with the winner. How big is this for Scotts Everywhere and Scotty's?

Speaker 9 I felt like I won, you know?

Speaker 9 They were chanting Scotty, Scotty, Scotty, and I was just standing up pumping my fist, and it really, it was emotional.

Speaker 9 Not a lot of Scotties win stuff, but now I feel like everything's changed.

Speaker 4 Well, what's the difference between a Scott and a Scotty? Did you ever go by Scotty?

Speaker 9 My family calls me that.

Speaker 9 Nick Fridel, who joins me from time to time on Sports Center, set the record for calling me Scotty.

Speaker 9 Watch, next time he's on,

Speaker 9 he smiles a lot and calls me Scotty.

Speaker 1 I love Nick. He's my doppelganger.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. I get a lot of like, hey, you're on TV whenever Nick is doing hits with you.

Speaker 1 And that probably, both of us probably feel a little bad about ourselves because our faces could lose like 10 pounds, but that's okay. Great dude.

Speaker 9 Did you start your, wait, did you start your diet?

Speaker 1 Yes, I have started it officially.

Speaker 9 What's it consist of? No eating.

Speaker 1 Just

Speaker 1 yeah, I just basically don't eat all day, and then at night I come home and I eat all my kids' food, and then I'm like, oh, I didn't eat anything. There you go.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Doesn't count. Yeah.
So Scotty Scheffler, like, we don't know anything about him.

Speaker 1 Did you get to talk to him?

Speaker 1 I know you got to talk to him this weekend, but like give us some fun fact that we can then go around and tell everyone like we know more about golf than the average bear.

Speaker 9 I mean, I think, I think, I think he's been pegged as like the, like a 45-year-old, 25-year-old. Like he's sort of, he kind of carries himself in a very mature way and is super buttoned up.

Speaker 9 And I mean,

Speaker 9 I, all I know is this, like, he, he hadn't won on Super until Super Bowl Sunday, and he's won four times since. And

Speaker 9 I mean, you come here ranked number one, and then you go win a major. I mean, that's Tiger Woods stuff.
You know, that's that's

Speaker 9 he's he's doing things that tell us that this is sort of who he is. Like, this is the space he occupies.
I don't know if I have any fun fact. I'll give you this.

Speaker 9 Apparently, his Twitter bio, not his Twitter bio, his PGA tour bio says his favorite course is Southern Hills, and that's where the next major is, which you can watch on ESPN and ESPN Plus, by the way.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 now what?

Speaker 1 Bet on him.

Speaker 8 What about his? So bet him early, bet him early.

Speaker 1 Bet him early. Bet him early to win.

Speaker 9 I just, honestly, he's, he's, I just think he's, I'm impressed that he's this mature. He's more mature than me now, and I'm, I'm more than twice his age, which is pitiful.

Speaker 9 He's, he just feels like a guy that's an adult. And I, and I'm, I don't know.
It blows my mind that he's this composed already and just didn't really wobble.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 What about his caddy? I feel like maybe, maybe one of the under-reported stories is his caddy, Ted Scott, one of the best caddies in the game. Here's a fun fact about Ted Scott.

Speaker 4 He was the world foosball champion in 1994.

Speaker 9 Bam, right there.

Speaker 9 And they mentioned the two green jackets with Bubble, but I didn't hear the Foosball thing until I came on with you guys.

Speaker 1 So the

Speaker 1 18th, we had this debate, and you've seen Augusta. You've been to Augusta.
You've golfed Augusta. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Let me ask you, you golf. You've been to Augusta.

Speaker 1 If you walked up to the T-Box on the 18th with a lead like he had, knowing you had to just get an eight or a nine for a playoff, would you be able to pull it off?

Speaker 9 I thought about that.

Speaker 9 And with all the people watching, probably not.

Speaker 9 I think I would probably poop.

Speaker 1 Yep. Right? Yep.

Speaker 9 Yep. Let's just be honest, right?

Speaker 9 You probably would freak out a little bit.

Speaker 9 I mean,

Speaker 9 every player that plays thinks, of course, all i need is like a nine and i'd be fine an eight i guess and i'd be okay well you see these guys smacking in the trees and they're the best in the world so i'm not going to do that thing that people do and say like sure i could make an eight i i i might not i probably wouldn't what about if you just used a putter you take the trees out of the equation you go putter off the tee and then play for an eight you could just hit you could just hit seven iron three times and be up there close and then but then the fun starts i mean how many putts did he have on on 18 it felt like five yes yeah yeah and he was he was the leader wait so so we we've never been to augusta are the greens that crazy like wait like compared to just going out on a regular weekend if you're going your your local course like how crazy are the greens compared to that there's nothing else like them because it's a combination of how fast they are and it's uh

Speaker 9 married with to the slope and the like the undulation and the the breaks that are some are subtle and some are drastic you can tell on television i mean all you need to know is scotty scheffer i think he five-played didn't he i mean whatever it was he was making faces to say i better make this eventually or this is going to really get embarrassing meanwhile i think it's a bad beat for anybody that bet under i i think 278 and a half or 277 and a half was the was the the score for the over or under for the week and I don't know, I got 8 million tweets.

Speaker 9 I don't know if they're bad beats or not because people get confused sometimes.

Speaker 9 But I think that might have come into play, which will be sad for those that were on the wrong side of that because that was a meh.

Speaker 4 Yeah, here's a fun experiment to do since it was kind of a boring Masters. The Sunday, at least, was not really super exciting, at least outside the first six or seven holes.

Speaker 4 If it had gone 19 holes, do you think that Scotty Scheffler wins this Masters?

Speaker 1 Sure.

Speaker 9 Sure. Here's the thing.

Speaker 9 Often, it happened with Tiger in 19. It happened with Matsuyama last year.

Speaker 9 If you have the lead you the way you play the hole is entirely different i mean you don't you don't need to be aggressive

Speaker 9 and you just want to make you want to avoid a drastic mistake scheffler's lead was so big he could afford what happened on 18 and it doesn't even matter so i i think absolutely i think if he but then i mean which hole is it is it 12 do we drop back out to 12 see that we saw what happened to cam smith and that happens every year somebody unfortunately has a moment where it all goes wrong but i mean i get what you're saying saying.

Speaker 9 If there was another hole, I don't think he was leaking oil. I think he just knew it doesn't matter what I do here.
It's just a matter of time until I get to hug my bride and put on a jacket.

Speaker 4 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 What was the mood around the course this week? Because we were talking about, you know, Dude Gate, Dude Perfect, and Bryson desecrating the hollowed grounds there.

Speaker 4 Do you get the feeling like the grounds crew, they had a chip on their shoulder after that display, and they were like, you know what? We're going to make it tough.

Speaker 4 We're going to make it harder than usual.

Speaker 9 It was more just the fact fact that the wind blew 30 miles an hour on Friday. And then Saturday was the coldest day I ever remember here.

Speaker 9 I mean,

Speaker 9 it wasn't cold,

Speaker 9 Chicago in the winter cold, obviously, but it was really cold for April and Augusta cold. And so Friday and Saturday were the issue.

Speaker 9 I mean,

Speaker 9 if we had four days like this where the weather was perfect, then I think you'd have seen scores that were a whole lot better. I mean, but honestly, I mean, the mood all week,

Speaker 9 it was tremendous. It's what it always is here.
People were excited to be here, but then they were excited because Tiger was back.

Speaker 9 And then he played well enough the first day where people got excited and thought, holy shit,

Speaker 9 what if he can do this? And I figured that there'd be some sort of diminishing returns just because his body is,

Speaker 9 he's been through so much physically. There's just no way.

Speaker 9 to reasonably think he could do it again. And then obviously over the weekend, he didn't play well.
But

Speaker 9 I mean, him smiling, coming off the green after 78, 78 tells you all you need to know. I mean,

Speaker 9 he accomplished a lot in his own mind. And so people were into that.
And then Rory and Morakawa, who I know has been on your show, great dude.

Speaker 9 They put on a show. So there was that for some excitement.
But I'm not going to try to sell you on, wow, it was the dramatic masters we normally see.

Speaker 9 It wasn't because Scheffler largely took the, you know, the wind out of that,

Speaker 9 out of the sales of that. It just, It was in his hands since Friday night, essentially.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so

Speaker 1 I got into it a little bit with the Tiger fanboys, which I need to just back off because they're a fierce group of people on Twitter. I said that like

Speaker 1 worse than Tuanon. No, I'm part of Tuanon, so don't

Speaker 1 do that. I have a lot of stats.
We could talk later. I just said that I was watching on Sunday.
I was sitting on my couch.

Speaker 1 I'm watching Tiger, and I was like, this is kind of depressing because he's clearly limping and he's struggling and he's making shots he doesn't normally make.

Speaker 1 I probably should take the viewpoint that you just said. Like he comes off 18, he's smiling, he's happy.

Speaker 1 But was there any part of you that watched him Saturday and Sunday and you're like, ooh, this is not, this isn't great because clearly he's injured.

Speaker 9 I get what you're saying. And sure, I mean, it sucks.
It sucks that he's been through, you know, so many different things. Like his back was a mess before he had a car accident.

Speaker 9 So all that's a bummer. And I think, I guess what I'm saying, big cat, cat, is that when he shoots 71 on Thursday, you trick yourself into thinking he's he's not a human.

Speaker 9 And you think, oh, well, he'll just keep doing this. And then you see him limping, like, oh, I wish that weren't what it is.
Right. But I mean, it's, it's just the reality of,

Speaker 9 um,

Speaker 9 hold on one second, guys.

Speaker 1 He's getting his bags. He's getting his bag.
He's getting cars in this right now. He's the hardest working man in Pennsylvania show business.

Speaker 9 I'll see you at our Southern Hills. Thank you.
No,

Speaker 9 I'm at the airport. I want to walk.
i this is a big moment for us because we're going to walk in and we're going to walk in and see if they have the big text yeah but you

Speaker 1 you said it you said it perfectly scott because that that's exactly you summed up my feelings better than i did in a tweet it was not that like it was a bummer to watch him it was the fact that thursday happened and i was part of the group that tricked myself into thinking oh my god like tiger will be in this thing and then to fast forward to sunday and see him limping and like you know bogey bogey bogey and i'm like oh this kind of sucks man no doubt but but and i think both things can be true right where it was so it was so much fun to see him bury a putt on 16 and have lundquist yelling and and you're like holy this dude's he's really is not human and this it doesn't matter that his leg is got broken and almost had to be amputated he's gonna he's gonna be a superhero well he's not he's you know flesh and blood like us.

Speaker 9 And I mean,

Speaker 9 I really have to talk to him about the bald spot. I've tried to tell him that he has to shave his head.

Speaker 1 He really, something has to happen.

Speaker 4 He's not going to give that up. Yeah, he's going to go down swinging on that one.

Speaker 1 He goes to the ultimate, I'm Tiger Woods, and you're not move. Where it's like, I don't, LeBron's got a little of that going on, too.
Where he's like, I, what are you going to say?

Speaker 1 Hey, Tiger, you're bald.

Speaker 9 No, no, I did on television. I said to him, I said, I'm your GPS.
You have to, you have to come home.

Speaker 1 And he won't.

Speaker 9 I don't know why he won't. Because the longer he holds on to this, just the worse it's going to get.

Speaker 9 But he's explained that because his head, because he gets tan and then his head doesn't get tanned, that he would look like a mess if he shaved it.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 9 That's when you say I'm Tiger Woods and it doesn't make any difference.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Hold on.

Speaker 1 So we got to see.

Speaker 4 We're going to the vending machine right now.

Speaker 1 We're going to see if they have the big Texans. Oh, no, no.
No, this is terrible.

Speaker 4 What are we looking at? What are our options?

Speaker 9 I don't want to show you.

Speaker 4 No, No, you got to show us.

Speaker 9 Oh, that's what I think Texas is supposed to be.

Speaker 1 And it's not there? And they got what? Tummy bears? I think you got to go Pop-Tart.

Speaker 9 Well, what about the whoa, what about the Mrs. Freshleys? What do you know about those?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I could.

Speaker 1 All right, if I were you right now, I'd hit those Cool Ranch Doritos, and then I'd... Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 9 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Mrs.
Freshley's Jumbo Honey Bun.

Speaker 1 I'd hit one of those. And then maybe top yourself off with like some peanut M ⁇ Ms.

Speaker 9 What if we make this flight? What if we really just get nuts and get like cheddar jalapeno Cheetos,

Speaker 9 then smash Mrs. Freshley's jumbo honey bun, and then

Speaker 9 some Pop-Tarts?

Speaker 1 Now, what if you do that?

Speaker 9 If I had an edible, we'd 100% get that sorted out.

Speaker 4 What if you get the Pop-Tarts, right? And then you put the Cheetos in between like a sandwich, and then you have the honey bun to clean you up afterwards. There you go.

Speaker 9 To cleanse the palate.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 4 Yeah, it is a shame that they don't have the big Texan, though.

Speaker 9 This is really disappointing. This is a disappointing moment in private aviation.

Speaker 9 There is no Memphis, Texas.

Speaker 1 I was going to say, balls here, kids are back in school.

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Speaker 9 we'll figure it out yeah we'll sort it out we're not we're good

Speaker 9 uh but we you know friendly with the wisconsin alum Kenny Dictor, and the Wheels Up Airport. They're going to get your man home correct.

Speaker 1 Wait, your hands in front of your

Speaker 1 mic. Oh, there you go.

Speaker 9 There you go. See, that's bad.
That was bad. I was giving props to a Wisconsin guy, too.
If I'm going to give a plug to Wheels Up, I want to make sure that it's heard clearly.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And Kenny Dictor, I embarrassed myself because I saw you at Super Bowl week and I got to the tail end.

Speaker 1 I'm not invited to the Wheels Up dinner, but I was walking at the very end and I said to Kenny, hey, we got to figure out a way to get Caleb Williams.

Speaker 1 And he gave me one of those, like, get this crazy guy away from me. I don't know who you are.
He was like, Yeah, yeah, hit me later. And I was like, I don't have your number.

Speaker 4 Did you hit him? Did you sort that out?

Speaker 1 I was like, We got to get this Caleb Williams thing figured out. We got to get him to Wisconsin.
He's like, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Get in touch with me next week.

Speaker 1 And I walked out and I was like, I don't have his number. Well,

Speaker 9 I can put you in touch.

Speaker 9 I do have a serious question. Not serious, but I am interested because I've covered golf obviously my whole life.
So to me, coming to Augusta's is my favorite week of the year.

Speaker 9 And being here is great. And it's friends and the whole bit.
And

Speaker 9 it's just something I've always done. So I see it through that lens.
You guys are sports fans, sports fans. And I just,

Speaker 9 is this, is this a week that you love? Is it like, yeah, it's fun, kind of, or is it like, yeah, we, I like, I really like this week. No, I really do.

Speaker 4 I really do. Everything about it is, it tells me that like it is the official shifting of the season into spring for me.
Hearing Jim Nance's voice, and Jim Nance was on one.

Speaker 4 I don't know if you get to actually

Speaker 4 watch the pop or watch the broadcast while you're working. He was on one today.
He was just ripping off the whole.

Speaker 4 I always say he is ASMR for dads, where you listen to him and you just fall into the most pleasant slumber that you can possibly be in. It's fantastic.

Speaker 1 PFT's right. It's this, it's...
Augusta for me because I've never been and I love watching it. I watch every Masters.
It's like the time and place.

Speaker 1 It's whenever Masters Week comes around, it's like, you know, that first 50, 60 degree day pops. And it's like, all right, we've made it.
We've made it through winter.

Speaker 1 It just, everything kind of feels a little different. Where it just, there's something very, very special about it.

Speaker 1 And the tradition, even when they did it in the fall, I was like, this is, this isn't the Masters. Like, it's nice.
They're doing it, but it's not the Masters. Like, it's the spring.
It's gymnast.

Speaker 1 It's just the fact that it's the same place every year and all the history.

Speaker 4 You just love that same bird keeps showing up and making that same sound over and over and over again.

Speaker 9 I'll say this, on a day like yesterday when it was cold, and even on a day when it's cold and you're bundled up and whatever, it's great.

Speaker 9 But on a day like today, when it's 75 and it's sunny and it's perfect and you're looking around knowing that someone's life legitimately changes. because they become a masters champion.
I mean,

Speaker 9 in this sport,

Speaker 9 it's the Kingmaker event.

Speaker 9 and you win this and then for the rest of your life scotty scheffler who already seems like he's 40 years old is going to come here when he's 50 years old and he's you know he's hit the rest of his life he's a master's champion and i don't know i mean i i i'll make i'm happy to make fun of stuff as much as the next guy but i mean this is a it's an event that that is it's whatever you think it is if you come here it's better i've never seen anyone lead the golf course and you say hey is this your first time and they say yeah and you go what'd you think?

Speaker 9 And they go,

Speaker 1 right.

Speaker 1 It's all right.

Speaker 1 It's an entire thing.

Speaker 4 Yeah, it's iconic. Like, we say that a lot of stuff is iconic.
The Masters Augusta is iconic. I would love to go there one day.

Speaker 4 Mostly, I just want to try everything that they have at the concession stand. Can you give us like a real quick power ranking of the different concession stand foods they have?

Speaker 1 Yeah, by the way, before you do this, my favorite thing is when they show the menu and it's like, you can eat all this for $20. It will just cost you $10,000 to get in.

Speaker 1 Like, sweet. Awesome.

Speaker 9 But see, they could gouge you once you're here and they don't.

Speaker 1 True.

Speaker 9 They truly don't need your money.

Speaker 9 This is a bit of controversy because, but I mean, hold on. Let me just say in advance, if you're team pimento cheese, that's fine.
I'm not.

Speaker 9 But that's... That's like the person that likes a specific flavor of ice cream.
If you like it, great. But if I don't, it's fine.
I'll just pick something different.

Speaker 9 The sneaky menu item you need to get is the chicken sandwich. It's just a chicken breast, really well peppered, and it's on a bun, and that's all you need.

Speaker 9 But what a lot of the vets do is they take the pimento and cheese and they take and buy a barbecue, again, because it's cheap.

Speaker 9 You take the pimento cheese, smash it on the barbecue, then you have this hybrid pimento cheese barbecue mix that people say is great. But again, I'm not the pimento cheese guy.

Speaker 9 Other people like the egg salad. Again, you can have it.
I'm just going to smash chicken sandwiches and call it a day.

Speaker 1 It is actually a testament to Augusta as a place that is so sacred that they can make an egg salad sandwich appealing. Like people are like, ooh, look at the egg salad.

Speaker 9 It's just that it's in the green bag and you're at Augusta. So when you eat it, you get to tell all your boys that aren't here, hey, you know what I did? I just smashed nine egg salad sandwiches.

Speaker 4 It's light. It's refreshing.
Our mutual friend, JP Finley, sent me a care package from Augusta last year. Inside the care package was like three egg salad sandwiches, two pimento cheese sandwiches.

Speaker 4 Now, he didn't really refrigerate it. There was like one bag of frozen corn that he put in the FedEx box.
So by the time I got to the office and opened it up, I don't think it, it didn't.

Speaker 4 There are things out there that keep well. I'm going to say that an egg salad sandwich is on the other side of that corn.

Speaker 9 I don't feel like egg salad travels. Did you eat it?

Speaker 4 I mean, I had to take a bite. It was a big mistake.
I don't, yeah, egg salad travels like as far as somebody handing it to you and then you eating it.

Speaker 1 From the kitchen to like the table.

Speaker 9 I don't mean, you're right. It's just not

Speaker 9 through the postal service.

Speaker 1 No, it's just not meant to be. Excellent does not cross state lines.

Speaker 9 No, you can't put it in a box and send it to somebody, for God's sake.

Speaker 9 I saw him. I saw JP'd it up.

Speaker 1 Yeah. By the way, last thing, Sky Scheffler's caddy, which we just talked about, but what a job by him on Saturday with the vest.
That was a... Have you ever seen a caddy work that hard?

Speaker 1 Just putting it, he had to keep giving it back to him, the vest. Sky Scheffler took took on and off his vest like 75 times.

Speaker 1 I likened it to Scott when you're with a toddler and it's like, you know, just back and forth, like, oh, no, I don't want this. I want this.
I want. That's what he had to do all day on Saturday.

Speaker 9 You're a father, too. A lot of people, people don't know that.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 9 It was. I mean, listen, you're there.
The caddy's job is

Speaker 9 the list could be short or it could be really long. On Saturday was a long thing.
Here's the vest. I don't understand.
I guess, but I mean, couldn't you swing it? Couldn't you swing with the vest?

Speaker 9 I just would have seemed like you could have

Speaker 9 could have done that.

Speaker 1 Yeah. They also did it.

Speaker 1 They screwed him over because they kept on showing it. So it then became a thing like, we're sick of the vest.
And then I guess we got to talk to Colin Morikawa because his neck scarf.

Speaker 9 that he was wearing he looked like he looked like lenny kravitz i don't know what that look was i i think it was i think it was an adidas thing because i feel like dustin johnson had the same the same thing i felt like it was like part of the shirt it's It was a whole Lenny Kraff.

Speaker 1 That's a great call.

Speaker 9 I didn't think of that.

Speaker 4 I was thinking it might have been like a mask.

Speaker 1 It was pulling it up.

Speaker 4 Points, like sub-zero. That thing was huge.
It's like a wearing a length.

Speaker 1 At times it was. Yeah.

Speaker 9 At times it was.

Speaker 9 Look, it was an interesting week, man. I mean, it starts with Tiger, who was awesome.
Then

Speaker 9 the wind blows 50. Then the next day, people have got on Dune masks.
And then... Unfortunately, Sunday, we just didn't have, you know, we didn't have the back and forth drama and whatever.

Speaker 9 Other than like Rory and Morakowa holding out on 18. That was nuts.
I don't know what Rory did with his hands.

Speaker 1 He made the, you see that when he made it? And then he just. It was fantastic.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 1 It was like, what do I, what do I do with my hands?

Speaker 4 It looked like a 50-year-old woman getting like warmed up for a power walk. You went like a side spin on it.

Speaker 1 Yeah. What are you doing, man?

Speaker 9 I guess if you shoot 64, you can do whatever the hell you want.

Speaker 1 Yeah. You were lucky enough to see that.
We got it ruined for us. So we got that spoiled for us, but that's okay.

Speaker 9 No, nothing got ruined until I got here and there's no big Texas.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's tough. Yeah.

Speaker 4 I have one last food-related question. You don't get invited, like nobody outside people that actually have won the Masters get invited to the Champions Dinner, right? No.

Speaker 4 But as far as the spread goes, that looked like one of the all-timers.

Speaker 9 I mean, again, we can, there's jokes and all, but I mean, the way it's been described to me is that that's the coolest night of the year. I mean, it's a bunch of dudes that, you know.

Speaker 9 You get to remember who you were when you were a younger man and you get to sit around and listen to stories.

Speaker 9 And it's, you you know cheffler gets to set the menu uh morakawa's menu was was well received and apparently he gave a a speech that bubba watson said was just brought people to tears which i don't know i mean again people can roll their eyes about golf and traditions and that's fine i'm not trying to sell you on them if you're not into it but just the idea of being in a room with the people that you know span generations and only the people that have done it get to be in there that is that's an all-timer i mean yeah an all-timer and it's it's i mean i think that's why this this event's event's a Kingmaker, and it's, you know, it's the one you come back to the rest of your life.

Speaker 1 You are wrong, though. I did see Dude Perfect was there for that.
So say that again. Dude Perfect was there for the Masters dinner this year.
So they do invite some people.

Speaker 9 Well, hey, then they got the invite that I've been here for a while. I haven't gotten.

Speaker 1 I didn't get on the list.

Speaker 9 I got to tighten up my drone game.

Speaker 1 They're actually renaming the 18th.

Speaker 4 It's not going to be Holly. It's going to be Pound It Noggin.

Speaker 1 Yeah. It's the name of the whole.

Speaker 1 I would love it if Augusta just leaned into into it and just started trolling the fuck out of everyone with dude perfect like all those guys get exemptions for life to to play foot golf on on the masters week they actually get into the tournament there's one group the dude perfect group just to break it up a little bit

Speaker 1 listen i got nothing to say other than if it's they can invite whoever they want as long as they keep inviting my dumbass then i'm i'm fine with whoever else gets to come well scott thank you as always this is one of our favorite uh times we get to talk to someone who's actually there and safe flight and sorry about the big Texas.

Speaker 1 That's a heartbreaker.

Speaker 9 Yeah,

Speaker 9 I'm going to try to shake that off and soldier forth. But you guys know I love you.
I appreciate the time always. You guys keep doing your thing and killing it.
All right. All right.

Speaker 4 Thanks, Scott. Bye, Scott.
Thank you.

Speaker 1 See ya.

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Speaker 1 We're going to to wrap up. We're going to talk some NBA playoffs because we're finally here.

Speaker 1 We should say, by the way, Joel Embiid wins a scoring title. First center to do it since 2000, which is remarkable.
Like the fact that

Speaker 1 I was looking at it, Kirk Goldsbury put something up. It was since,

Speaker 1 so there was 94 was David Robinson, 95 was Shaq, 2000 was Shaq. That's the list of centers that have won the scoring title in like the last 40 years.
That's how good of a season Joel Embiid has had.

Speaker 1 There's been some heated debate about

Speaker 1 he,

Speaker 1 Jokic, Giannis for MVP. I don't, MVP like talk gets very boring, I feel like.

Speaker 4 I'm just going to vote for Embiid with my vote.

Speaker 1 Yeah, my vote.

Speaker 1 I'm going to go with Devin Booker.

Speaker 4 And I'm going to put it for Embiid and say that if the Sixers don't win the title this year, it's a disappointment. Yes.
All for not.

Speaker 1 All for not. Well, it's James Harden's fault.

Speaker 4 So, yeah, yes, there is the perfect scapegoat besides Doc Rivers. So, Hank, I know that you've been getting into it already with a certain element of Sixers Twitter, as you like to do.

Speaker 4 Any death threats? Any

Speaker 1 messages?

Speaker 1 No, I mean, there was a lot of people.

Speaker 1 I had a tweet, you know, it was during the Celtics win streak when they were still like four or five games back in the division where I was like, feed me Philly.

Speaker 1 I got a lot of people, even our own Adam Farrone, that was like,

Speaker 1 Be careful what you wish for, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then in the past month or so, the Celtics obviously won the division today.
They got the number number two seed. They didn't tank.

Speaker 1 They didn't quit. They didn't rest their starters.
They played it out.

Speaker 1 And then there's a lot of Philly fans that in the last month, like, I've seen them. I follow them all.
I see what they're doing. I'm watching the games and they're all like, this team sucks.

Speaker 1 Harden sucks. Like, they've fallen off James Harden.
They don't, that high that they were riding when they got James Harden, where they were all like, this is it.

Speaker 1 We've got the missing piece, championship or bus, they're already off that high, and they're just worried about beating the Raptors.

Speaker 4 I think I might have been right about that trade when it happened when I said I think both teams might lose this trade.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 Simmons might, there was a report that he might come back for the playoffs. Yeah.
The world needs.

Speaker 1 But that's

Speaker 1 going to be

Speaker 4 so weird having Simmons come back for the first time in the playoffs. Like, surely this player won't throw off all the chemistry that we have.

Speaker 1 Right. But he also, like,

Speaker 1 it's not like he is going to, like, you're not saying if Ben Simmons comes back for the playoffs, oh, he might have trouble shooting because he hasn't shot in a while. Right.
If he doesn't shoot,

Speaker 1 his best skill set can probably show up and play. He could probably show up and play defense.

Speaker 1 I just, I was thinking about it. Joel Mbi, like, incredible season.
All those stats that I just said, the fact that he's the only, he's the first center in 20 years.

Speaker 1 He's also the first center since Moses Malone in 1982 to average more than 30 points a game. It's crazy.
Even if you want to say, like, oh, the 90s was slower pace and not as many points, who cares?

Speaker 1 Look at the 80s and 70s when they scored non-stop.

Speaker 1 Joel Embiid, though, is setting himself up perfectly to be the most sympathetic figure in like all of sports.

Speaker 1 When you think about Ben Simmons kind of ruined his chances, and now James Harden, who you want to talk about a pile on, everyone loves to pile on James Harden.

Speaker 1 It's one of the funnest things to do every spring. It's a tradition unlike any other.
We go from the Masters to joking about James Harden being hungover in a playoff game.

Speaker 1 Like, James Harden will fuck this up for Embiid, and everyone's going to be like, Embiid is so good. Why, like, he deserves a ring.
I've already seen that he deserves a ring.

Speaker 4 Well, I don't know.

Speaker 4 It's going to be like trying to figure out who to blame between Harden and Doc Rivers because people love to pile on Doc Rivers.

Speaker 1 Yeah, well, he does that to himself.

Speaker 1 He already bashed James Harden, which was awesome. Did you see that the other day? He was like,

Speaker 1 some reporter asked about the backups, and he's like, well, James didn't do anything. Like, he just said it.
He said it after a game. It's like, James Harden stinks.
But we are set with the playoffs.

Speaker 1 I want to, I'm a little, the Bucs basically.

Speaker 1 The play-in game too is also, like, I think we should probably just tell people what the play-in game is because up until today, when I was going through scenarios, I kind of forgot about how serious the play-in tournament is.

Speaker 1 It's a lot. It's not just a play-in game.

Speaker 1 It's a lot.

Speaker 1 So Tuesday night is Cavs Nets. Well, Monday night, too, for

Speaker 1 the Western Conference. Nope.
It's Wednesday. I thought we said it was Monday, too.
I know.

Speaker 1 I just saw it. It's Wednesday.
What the fuck? I know. I know.

Speaker 4 It was listed on my phone as being Monday night.

Speaker 1 It's Wednesday. I just saw the thing behind you.
I wouldn't have known it. So it's Wednesday, Thursday, Friday? It's Tuesday.
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so Tuesday is the Cavs and Nets.

Speaker 1 It's not by conference. Tuesday is Cavs, Nets.

Speaker 1 Tuesday night later at 9:30 is Clippers T-Wolves.

Speaker 1 Wednesday is Hornets, Hawks, Spurs, Pelicans.

Speaker 4 They did change it.

Speaker 1 And then I assume Thursday they just play everything? I don't know. Friday? It's a doubleheader Friday.
Friday, okay, so there you go. And then the playoffs start on Saturday.

Speaker 1 And the winner of Nets Cavs is the seven seed.

Speaker 1 So even though technically, you know, the Cavs are the eight, the Nets are the seven, if the Cavs beat the Nets, they're the seven, and then the Nets have to play the

Speaker 1 winner of the Hornets Hawks just to make the eight. And

Speaker 1 I told you I think the Cavs can beat the Nets. I'm just going to say that.
Yeah, well, Hank has two things going on. Cavs have been his team all year because he bet on them.

Speaker 1 And two, he doesn't want the Celtics to play the Nets in the first round. Cavs fight.
It was funny because

Speaker 1 I came in and Hank was sitting in darkness, full darkness, by himself

Speaker 1 in the office. He was in the lab.
He was in the lab. like breaking down playoff scenarios.
And it was funny because we both came at it from different angles.

Speaker 1 He's coming at it from a team, the Celtics, that could possibly win the title.

Speaker 1 And I have been crunching the playoff scenarios to figure out what's the least amount of embarrassment the Bulls can take.

Speaker 1 And we now have actually gotten the most amount of embarrassment with the Bucs because that's going to be an absolute shit show. The Bucs will probably sweep.
I was like, I was weighing all weekend.

Speaker 1 I was like, would I rather get swept by the Bucs and have Packers fans up my ass, which I'm used to?

Speaker 1 Or would I like to play the Celtics, maybe win one game, Coach K's revenge, but know that Coach K's revenge and also Dave tweets me out of the clouds out of nowhere for like two weeks or have the Sixers and have like Smitty laughing in my face no good scenarios for me I'd have I'd have your back with that though yeah but it was the Bucs like at least all I could say about the Bucs the Bucs are gonna sweep the bowls and at least I know how to deal with Packers fans like just dunking on me my entire life I know how to deal the worst case scenario for you would be if you played against the Celtics because you would get Hank and Hank wouldn't like talk a lot of overt shit,

Speaker 4 but he would sit there smiling, yeah, with that little smirk on his face, and then you know what happened? You would get bubba-bub-ba-bud.

Speaker 4 You'd be like, oh, no, I'm just trying to watch the game, and like, I'm sorry, my team can't win, and big cats would be like, boo-ba-ba-ba-ba.

Speaker 1 But I'm also like, I'm a dead man, Walkie. I know I've watched many, many Bulls games this year, and they are not a good team right now.
Like, if you go from January on, they're a bad team.

Speaker 1 So the Bucs are going to kill them. It's going to, I just want it to be over as fast as possible.
I'm hoping to are de Rosen scores 61 game and we can get like one nice moment maybe in Chicago.

Speaker 1 Hank, how are you feeling, though? Like, I think karma's on your side.

Speaker 1 For the Celtics to not rest starters and the Bucs to basically say we'd rather play the Bulls, which I understand, Karma's on your side.

Speaker 1 The teams that don't tank have karma. I think the Celtics have been one of the best teams the second half of the year.

Speaker 1 I think they were like 23 and 24, and they finished something crazy, like 23 and 7 or something. That's probably not exactly right, but they've been very, very hot.

Speaker 1 Obviously, without Robert Williams in the first round, it's tough going against the Nets, not at full strength. I still think we can win.
I would much rather play, though, you know,

Speaker 1 the Cavs.

Speaker 1 I'm just going to be honest. I'd rather play the Cavs.
Even though the Cavs are scrappy, they are a better team. They're a better matchup for us.
I still think we can beat the Nets.

Speaker 1 And then if we beat the Nets, we have a better path to the finals.

Speaker 4 I think.

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 1 It's going to be.

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 1 It's going interesting. The Nets and the Bucs are legitimate matchups that I could see going either way.

Speaker 4 I'll say that. What I'm looking forward to is the play-in game out west, Clippers, T-Wolves.
Yeah. Because according to Paul George, this is not a Paul George versus Pat Beverly match.

Speaker 4 Oh, it's going to be a Paul George versus Pat Bever Beverly match. Pat Beverly, by the way, is not on board with you saying that it's not about Paul George versus Pat Bev.

Speaker 1 This is a play-in game, so is there play-in-game P? Because it's not playoffs.

Speaker 4 It's play-in P.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's not, there's, this is not the playoffs.

Speaker 4 Shout out R. Kelly.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you're not, you're not, you're not,

Speaker 1 you're not playing, it's not the playoffs yet. You're not officially in the playoffs until you actually play a series.

Speaker 4 That would actually be the funniest thing to happen to Paul George. We've seen it all happen to Paul George, and we've loved laughing when it does, but for him to lose in a play-in game,

Speaker 4 that would be the ultimate thing. Yes, yes.

Speaker 1 I am, and we're going to have Rasillo on later this week to break it all down, but I do think that it's just going to be the Sons and Bucks again. And I know that, Hank, you poo-pooed that, but

Speaker 1 I just think Giannis is, he's so fucking good. And I know this is based off

Speaker 1 facts that everyone knows, but sometimes it's that easy. Sometimes you break, like, we spend all year watching these NBA teams.
trying to talk us ourselves into something new and different.

Speaker 1 And it's like, oh, yeah, Giannis is just a fucking monster.

Speaker 4 I think I'm just, I'm doing what I've learned over and over again watching sports that you should not do, which is to be like, the Nets, look at all the talent they've got.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 4 The Nets are a dream team. I'm kind of talking myself into that.
Like, they're too good to lose before the finals.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so I'm going Sons and

Speaker 1 Sons and Bucks rematch. I think it's plus 600 if you want to pick, if you want to parlay them or like set that up for them to meet in the finals.
That's my pick.

Speaker 1 I don't know. Maybe Russell will tell me I'm the dumbest person ever and that the Nets.

Speaker 1 We got to get Kirk Goldsbury back on. Shit.

Speaker 4 Yeah, to do his Nets.

Speaker 1 He literally ruined the Nets.

Speaker 4 He said to go Celtics Warriors.

Speaker 1 Oh. Ooh.
That's spicy. I like that.

Speaker 4 That's something new. You know what? I'm going to double dip.
I'm going to go Nets Warriors.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 1 These two teams.

Speaker 1 Best on paper. What do you mean, double dip?

Speaker 4 Meaning, like, the Warriors are kind of, I'm treating them the same way I'm treating the Nets, which is they're too good. They've got so much talent.
They're going to figure it out.

Speaker 1 You're betting on names.

Speaker 4 You know what I'm doing? I'm doing a guy off.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you're doing it. Hey, Yeah, I know a bunch of names on these teams.

Speaker 1 That must be the best thing.

Speaker 4 Also, don't be shocked if the Nuggets, don't be shocked. That's me saying

Speaker 4 a name out there. I would be shocked.
And just saying, don't be shocked, so I don't actually have to put any weight behind them.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I wouldn't have crazy injuries. Yeah, Benny wouldn't be shocked.
Yeah, you basically did the

Speaker 1 free roll for a take where it's like, I didn't say that. I just said, don't be shocked.

Speaker 4 The Nuggets,

Speaker 1 you'll take 100% credit if the Nuggets get there, and you'll take 0% of the blame if they don't.

Speaker 4 Don't be surprised.

Speaker 1 Yeah, right. Okay.
I like that. I'll say don't be surprised at the Grizzlies.
We all get, don't be surprised.

Speaker 4 Hank Hoozer, don't be surprised team.

Speaker 1 The Cavs.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 That's funny. Don't be surprised.
They are fighting. They're going to beat the Nets.
Jared Allen and Mobley, are they playing? Don't be surprised. Did you see Kevin Love's stat line tonight?

Speaker 1 It was incredible. He played 14 minutes.
He had 32 points. 14 minutes.
He went 8 for 11 from 3. That's crazy.
Don't let that boy get hot.

Speaker 1 They were playing against the Bucs backups, but who the fuck cares? And I had a lot of Bucs fans. They're not the smartest people.

Speaker 1 They were just, I tweeted like, oh, wow, Bucs are limping into the playoffs. I knew they weren't playing anyone.
Shout out to Drew Holiday for getting $307,000 for playing eight seconds today.

Speaker 1 I love those things. Those are the best.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 That's the show. Anything else? Anything else we missed? Billy, you got anything we missed? Also, Also, I have a big future on the Pelicans to be in the playoffs after the play-in games are over.
Oh.

Speaker 4 How awesome would it be if Zion just somersaulted out there for the play-in game?

Speaker 1 That would be cool. I'm off the Pelicans because when we were in New Orleans, I bet on that.
Bets on you. Yeah, I bet on.
You should get off yourself. I know.
I should get off myself.

Speaker 1 I bet on the Lakers the last game LeBron played until he fucking withdrew from the entire season and left all of Laker Nation behind.

Speaker 1 I bet on the Lakers on Friday night, and they beat, and they lost the Pelicans, and then I forgot the Pelicans were in L.A.

Speaker 1 for the entire weekend, so they were super hungover, partied all weekend, and lost by like 30 to the Clippers on Sunday night.

Speaker 1 Got to be careful of those. Billy, what'd you got?

Speaker 6 Scotty Scheffler is not actually related to Tony Scheffser.

Speaker 1 Yep.

Speaker 4 Nothing gets by Billy.

Speaker 1 I disagree.

Speaker 1 I disagree. Where'd you get that information? When I said it, if you're watching the YouTube, when I said it, I don't know if we have Billy's reaction, but he like perked up in his seat.

Speaker 1 Like, holy fuck. No, I googled it after sex.
I did not know. Yeah, I know you did.

Speaker 4 Billy, sometimes it's actually endearing that Billy doesn't know that sometimes we say things on this show that are intentionally completely incorrect just to get that exact reaction.

Speaker 1 Like, did you look up?

Speaker 4 Did you look up where Manchester was located when I said it was in South London?

Speaker 1 When I said it was in London? Yeah. No, I was a joke.
Hank was hanging on your legs.

Speaker 4 I'm just saying, you asked if I had anything.

Speaker 1 I was like, well, I did actually Google that. No, you're right.
I did ask

Speaker 1 you to provide.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we'll have more. I'm excited for the NBA playoffs.
I'm pumped. I'm very, very excited for it.
Don't be surprised. Except minus the Bulls.
That's going to be really, really sad.

Speaker 1 I might just be hacked for the entire first round.

Speaker 4 You know how Memes sometimes does a fake Adam Scheffter?

Speaker 1 That would be a good rebrand.

Speaker 4 Adam Scheffler. Just like a jacked-up meathead version.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 If the Bulls won two games, I would be happy, but they're also in a bad spot just overall. It's just just everything fell apart.

Speaker 1 If they won two games, I'd be, that'd be kind of, that would be, hey, we, we, we, we, we acquitted ourselves well. We weren't now.

Speaker 4 I, I, I'm not rooting for this to see Hank's personal demise, but I do think it would be good for the show if it ended up being a Sixers Celtics series. I want it.

Speaker 1 Whereas Hank and

Speaker 1 there we go. Okay, Hank.
I wanted to get it. I want it so bad.
Um, I also am just going to say this right now.

Speaker 1 If the Nets play the Celtics and the Nets somehow beat the Celtics, I think Frank the Tank should be allowed on this show for 10 minutes to laugh at you. Agreed.

Speaker 4 Fine. Just giggle.

Speaker 1 He's not allowed to say anything. Just giggle.

Speaker 1 I mean, it will be torture. It will be torture.
All right, numbers. 22.

Speaker 1 6.

Speaker 1 19.

Speaker 1 25.

Speaker 1 86 is out.

Speaker 4 Drake, new 18.

Speaker 1 You guys told me to win it with a different team. 91.

Speaker 4 Oh, reciprocal.

Speaker 6 Booth Bay in Wisconsin, Maine, are considered the worming capital of the world.

Speaker 4 Love you guys.

Speaker 4 Talking away.

Speaker 4 I don't know what I'm to say. I'm saying anyway.

Speaker 1 Today's a mad day to find you. Shy away.

Speaker 1 No, I've been coming for your love, okay.

Speaker 1 No, I've been coming for your love, okay.

Speaker 1 Young

Speaker 1 on

Speaker 1 me.

Speaker 1 Take

Speaker 1 me on.

Speaker 1 I'll be gone.

Speaker 1 Needless to say.

Speaker 1 I want to say it's about me stoning away.

Speaker 1 Tell me that life is okay. Say after me.

Speaker 1 It's for better to be saved than somebody that's on with the song son with

Speaker 1 better to be saved than silver

Speaker 1 take

Speaker 1 me on

Speaker 1 I'll be gone

Speaker 1 from the day of day.

Speaker 1 Just find things that say

Speaker 1 in a life of just blame, but there is a way.

Speaker 1 You're all the things I've got to remember. Be shy and away.

Speaker 1 Oh, I'll be coming for you anyway.

Speaker 1 Be shy and away.

Speaker 1 Well, I'll be coming for you anyway.

Speaker 1 Take on me.

Speaker 1 Take

Speaker 1 me on.

Speaker 1 I'll be God

Speaker 1 your day.

Speaker 1 I'll be God

Speaker 1 your day.