NFL Week 7 Recap, Fastest 2 Minutes & The Bengals Are For Real

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Speaker 4 Today is Monday, October 25th,

Speaker 3 week seven.

Speaker 3 In the meadowlands, where son of Sam Darnold was seeing ghosts and talking to his dog and got locked up by a judge, Daniel Jones and me catch me a football, Mr. Jones.
Believe in me.

Speaker 3 Help me believe in anything. Cause I wanna be someone who believes, who believes.

Speaker 3 That was our good friends, the Counting Crows, Jabril Red Hot Chili Peppers, and the Giants are fighting through scar tissue to get in the win column as Sam Darnold saw the football in his hands and said, Give it away, give it away, give it away now.

Speaker 3 Giants, 25, Panthers, 3.

Speaker 3 Down south to Miami, where to allura, to allura, yay,

Speaker 3 the dolphins remain a one-hit wonder as come on Shaheen and the Finns go down. Russell Gage against the machine said, fuck you, I won't do what you corduroll me.

Speaker 3 And Dolphins fans want to light themselves on fire like a Buddhist monk after watching this game. The Falcons, 30.
The Dolphins, 28. Some spread.

Speaker 3 In Foxborough, where Mac Man Jones got into a fist fight and didn't need security to step in around around the Jets this time.

Speaker 3 Mike White Men Can't Jump has his owner Woody Harrelson Johnson looking for the nearest ledge. Brandon, you gotta know when to hold him.

Speaker 3 Know when to balden as he and Kendrick Rogers Bourne lit up the scoreboard all day. Robert Salala, wait till I get my money right.

Speaker 3 Can't tell the Patriots nothing as the Jets continue to live in a beautiful, dark, twisted fantasy. Don't establish the Jets offense.
Patriots 54, jets 13

Speaker 3 in the frozen tundra. The Washington football team sang, I was gonna win the game, but then I got high.

Speaker 3 I was gonna reach out and break the plane, but then I got high.

Speaker 3 Now we're two and five, but I know why. Why, boom? Yeah, yeah, because I got high, because I got high, Because I got high, Nikki.
Packers, 24. The Washington football team, 10.

Speaker 3 To Baltimore, where Jamar Chasebook and the Bengals are rebranding into a positive for society as coach Mark Zackerberg Taylor is looking thick on his surfboard, riding the wave to the top of the AFC North.

Speaker 3 Save the drama for Izama as the Bengals tight end scored twice and said, talk to the hands.

Speaker 3 Papa John Harbaugh has to work the word bungles out of his vocabulary as he'll be eating sad Urban Meyer pizzas after this one. Bengals 41, Ravens 17.
Huh? Huh? Huh?

Speaker 3 The Bengals? The Bengals? Huh?

Speaker 3 And Nashville, where Mike, that shit Bray, that shit Bray, that shit Brable has the Titans balling so hard motherfuckers want to find him.

Speaker 3 AJ Teddy's Brown caught eight sets of balls, and this loss is tough to swallow for the Chiefs. The Chiefs losing back 24 shows you that Chad, any given Sunday, anything can happen.
The Titans 27.

Speaker 3 The Chiefs

Speaker 3 in Tampa Bay, and let me be the first to congratulate a young Tom Brady on his 600th touchdown pass. Congrats on the sixth.
Leonard Skynyrd Fournette broke the plane. Too soon, boom.

Speaker 3 While an equipment manager went up to a fan and said, give me back my bullets. As for Chicago, they call him Justin.
Why do the Bears even take the fields? Because, man, do these guys fucking suck.

Speaker 3 Bucks 38, Bears 3.

Speaker 3 In Las Vegas, where Jalen, I will let you down.

Speaker 3 I will make you hurt. Fumble the ball like he had nine-inch nails.
The backfield produced for the Raiders as both Josh Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt and Kenyon Akey Drakey Hart both found the end zone.

Speaker 3 In the other backfield, shipping up to Boston Scott came in for the departed Miles Sanders, who might be needing a wooden leg soon.

Speaker 3 A game of Italian Italian or pervert broke out between Rich Pasecchia and Nick Siriani and its Eagles fans hoping to remove their coach from office for his perverted use of personnel week in and week out.

Speaker 3 The Eagles wanted to we finish out West in Los Angeles where steely Dan Campbell called for a fake punt then said do it again as the Lions showed up to do dirty work against Aaron Donald Fagan in the Rams defense.

Speaker 3 but ultimately were only able to score 19 points. Anderson Cooper Cup and Van Jones Jefferson were CNN a lot of passes, and it's not fake news.
These Rams are good.

Speaker 3 Sarah Jalen Ramsey proved that he did do the reading over the course of the 60 minutes, adding a crucial pick to seal the win. Rams 28, Lions 19.

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Speaker 3 Okay, we're going to start, as always, with the Sunday night football game. Hank,

Speaker 3 whether do you think it exists?

Speaker 7 Would you like to apologize to me from Thursday's podcast?

Speaker 3 He overdid hit. There was chaos with some of those plays.

Speaker 3 The Colts beat the 49ers. The Colts seem to have realized that their best offense is to just get past interferences down the field.
It's a very smart offense and wait for Joe Flacco offense.

Speaker 3 Yeah, and then wait for Jimmy G to turn the ball over, and that worked out perfectly. So the Colts are kind of, they're, I'm going to say it, they're rolling a little bit.

Speaker 3 The Colts have looked good for the last couple weeks. Carson Wentz had an all-time doi-doy play today.
Awesome.

Speaker 3 Awesome interception.

Speaker 3 An interception that Jameis Winston would have been proud to call his own in his prime. It was vintage Jameis, and it was like he was going to get sacked from behind.

Speaker 3 It was like a wounded duck that he threw from like a horizontal body position. Went directly to a linebacker, I think.
And then he had another one that hit a cornerback in the face.

Speaker 3 Yeah, no, Carson Wentz thinks that every play he can make something work. And I actually like that about him.
And I know Colts fans would be like, he's only thrown two picks this year.

Speaker 3 And that's true. He's only thrown two picks this year.

Speaker 3 But

Speaker 3 he does have that hilarious, like, I can get out of this. I can make a play here.
I'm maybe being sacked. I'm on the ground, but I can still make a play.

Speaker 3 But the Colts win a sloppy, gross, terrible game in

Speaker 3 Santa Clara, which, like, it was, some of those plays were just so funny. Like, we had the fumble, and then we had the

Speaker 3 kick that somehow wasn't a safety, that was a touchback. Just chaos everywhere with that fucking game.
Yeah, they kicked it backwards.

Speaker 3 Apparently, if it's a punt, you have to pick it up and have, like, it's like a reception. You have to have possession and walk with it.

Speaker 3 Otherwise, it's still considered the act of the punt when it trickles into the end zone.

Speaker 3 I don't like that. It felt like a safety to me.
That's my big problem with it. It felt like a safety and it wasn't.
So I don't know if they're going to change that rule.

Speaker 3 Probably not because they're stupid. But Hank, yeah, Hank doesn't believe in weather, doesn't believe in wind.
I was proven completely wrong.

Speaker 3 The weather affected the game.

Speaker 7 Wait, so let's just rewind. This all started from a conversation Thursday.
I said, I like the over. Over.
And you said, weather. Think about the weather.
Visualize this happening.

Speaker 3 Carson Wentz, wet.

Speaker 7 That means under. What happened?

Speaker 3 Well, there was one play at the end where Jimmy G threw a terrible pick that got you the over.

Speaker 3 So I was right. I did kind of respect

Speaker 3 the game. But weather did affect the game.

Speaker 7 Positively for the overtakers.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I respect what Hank's doing right now, which is basically saying that weather is for the mentally weak. It's like astrology for beta males.

Speaker 7 92% of people bet the under because they're sheep. They're not thinking about weather the way I'm thinking about weather.

Speaker 3 92%. But you weren't thinking about weather, period.
No, I was thinking about weather. Yeah.
No,

Speaker 3 you don't matter.

Speaker 3 Wind doesn't even matter.

Speaker 7 Wind does not matter at all. Wind matters.

Speaker 3 Raininess. Rain matters a little bit more.

Speaker 7 When it was like torrentially downpouring for like five minutes, that affected a couple plays.

Speaker 3 The cameraman couldn't see where the fucking ball was.

Speaker 3 Listen, I actually think that because it stopped raining, like you scored a lot of the points when it wasn't raining at the beginning of the game. So that shows you that weather matters.

Speaker 3 It was like 12-7 in a second, and then it started raining, and it stopped, and like points stopped happening.

Speaker 7 I just, I don't understand how you're arguing this when the whole argument was about the over-under, the over-hit, and you're trying to tell me that.

Speaker 3 You think that weather, like, we watched a ball get like careen off someone's foot and like go a million miles in the other direction. You're like, that wasn't a weather-related play.

Speaker 3 It got to the point where you were just denying that weather exists. Like, there was fumbles.
Like,

Speaker 3 a receiver would just drop a ball that was perfectly placed in their hands, and you'd be like, that was just a bad play. It had nothing to do with the rain.

Speaker 3 Yeah, you were like, You get paid millions of dollars to catch that. You got to catch that ball, which is true.
Like, you were right.

Speaker 3 I'm a process guy, though. You think saying that weather just doesn't exist is crazy.

Speaker 7 No, you were trying to get me to factor weather into my overpick, and I was like, it doesn't really matter for the over-under.

Speaker 3 And I was right in this particular case. Yeah.
But, like, the weather was in the Browns Cardinals two weeks ago. But the weather

Speaker 3 wind never showed up. Okay, yeah.
But the weather, but the weather

Speaker 3 affected the game for the over, which was my entire point.

Speaker 3 It did not affect

Speaker 3 the game.

Speaker 3 The over was not the right play. You didn't make the over pick when you knew there was weather.

Speaker 3 You weren't even looking at it.

Speaker 7 No, I listened to you, my trusted colleague. You talked me out of it, and I listened to you.
My mistake will not happen again.

Speaker 3 Oh,

Speaker 3 okay. I just like the idea that you think that rain and wind have no effect on a game.

Speaker 7 Not on over-unders.

Speaker 3 Ever. No.

Speaker 3 What about the grapple game? In a true tornado. If they have to play a game in a tournament without a tornadoes is real wind.
Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 8 Tonight's game, 81% chance of rain.

Speaker 3 Which one?

Speaker 7 Monday Night Night Football. Monday football.

Speaker 3 So that's Seattle Saints. What are you going to do? Over in Seattle?

Speaker 3 I got to look into the numbers.

Speaker 7 I'm saying, though, I'm saying the weather's not going to, like, that's not going to be. I obviously have a lot of numbers and a lot of data points that I'm checking.

Speaker 3 You got to check

Speaker 3 it over in the rain.

Speaker 7 One of those data points is not weather.

Speaker 3 Got it. I just was like, there was a couple plays that were just like, that's because because they're soaking wet and the ball is so slippery.
And you're like, that has nothing to do with it.

Speaker 7 Yeah, you're a player apologist. These guys get paid millions of dollars.

Speaker 3 Well, good win. And good win for the Colts.

Speaker 3 I don't really know what the Niners are at this point. They're a very confusing team.
They're very confusing. They seem like they should be able to still out-physical their opponents.
Right.

Speaker 3 But yeah, I don't know. I don't think that Jimmy G is, what would Ben Min say? Jimmy.
Jimmy's not a G. Not a G.
Yeah, I just don't.

Speaker 3 They are a very confusing team because it feels like they're not, they don't have the quarterback they want long-term. You know what? Trey Lance also needs time.

Speaker 3 I'm just going to say they need they need Kittle back. They need Kittle's a great player, great friend of the show.
We love everything that he does.

Speaker 3 Once Kittle gets back, I feel like all the pieces are in place for the Ninja to make a run. There you go.
Okay, next up, the big story of Sunday.

Speaker 3 So it was a bad Sunday. Let's just say it.
I feel like the NFL owes me for this Sunday. Do you know what this Sunday was? It's when you ask a parent, like, who's your favorite kid?

Speaker 3 And you're like, I love them all. Like, this, listen, you got to say that.
You have to say that. But really,

Speaker 3 this Sunday sucked. Every Sunday is an equal.
It was a bad Sunday. There were no real close games, except for one or two at the beginning.

Speaker 3 I'll put it this way. The big headline from this week is the Bengals are good.

Speaker 3 So that's

Speaker 3 a good team. No longer are they just good in terms of grading on the curve of being the Cincinnati Bengals.
Now they are actually just good as far as NFL teams go. They are.

Speaker 3 So the first game, let's do it because that is the headline of the week. The Bengals 41, Ravens, 17.

Speaker 3 If the playoffs started today, and I think we're week seven, we can start doing that.

Speaker 3 Like, we're okay doing that. If the playoffs started today, your number one seed in the AFC is the Cincinnati Bengals.
I love it. That's incredible.
I love it. And you know what Stephen? Clap it up.

Speaker 3 Clap it up for the Bengals. Good job, Bengals.
Good job, Bengals. Clap it up for the Bengals.
And somehow, Joe Burrow's hair, it looks better at the end of the game than it does at the start. It was,

Speaker 3 so I actually, like, we were locked in on this game.

Speaker 3 In a weird way, like, the Bengals' second half, they absolutely torched the Ravens. They were big plays down the field.
We'll talk about Jamar Chase in a second.

Speaker 3 What was crazy was I thought Joe Burrow in the first half was like

Speaker 3 he was playing at a level where I was watching it and every single play, he was under pressure. He was like a second away from getting sacked.

Speaker 3 Everyone was covered, and he was able to like manufacture a few points and not, you know, turn the ball over, not give up that huge sack fumble whatever it may be like in a weird way he his first half even though the numbers weren't great in the first half was like super impressive to me because he just has insane poise in the pocket for a second year guy i think that if you were somehow able to run the numbers on plays where joe burrow gets hit he probably has the best quarterback rating of any player in the league right now.

Speaker 3 It's almost like he doesn't see, he knows that it's coming, but he's still able to deliver like a super, super hard pass. A tough motherfucker.
Very tough motherfucker in the face of pressure.

Speaker 3 They were awesome today. They scored 21 unanswered points.
Yes. I want to know when the last time the Bengals scored 21 unanswered points against a division leader this late in the season?

Speaker 3 Because I'm pretty sure it would be one of those stats where it's like, never. It was the Eisenhower administration.
Yes, maybe with Boomer. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 It was, it was, um, just, it was a shit pumping, I think. No, it was the second half definitely was.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 And I, so this is where I wouldn't freak out if I were a Ravens fan because, yeah, that's a bad loss because it's a rival in the AFC North.

Speaker 3 But the Ravens have been riding like a crazy, crazy emotional roller coaster. And we're even starting with the Chiefs win.

Speaker 3 And then you have last week where they absolutely killed the Chargers. They win the Monday night game against the Colts in a dramatic fashion.

Speaker 3 It felt like eventually it was going to like slow down and it did in the second half. That's not to take away from the Bengals, but I'm saying more if you're a Ravens fan.

Speaker 3 fan, I wouldn't freak out about this game.

Speaker 3 This was what the team looked like when you thought at the start of the year after all those injuries where they were losing running backs like they were spinal tap drummers.

Speaker 3 You were like, this is going to be a tough season to get through until we get healthy. Fortunately, they're getting the buy right now, but this is what you.
It's

Speaker 3 a great time to have the buy. Back to the analogy that we had on Friday.
Yes. This is like...

Speaker 3 It's not very, it's a little bit early still for

Speaker 3 12 o'clock.

Speaker 3 This is like if you come into work hungover, you skip breakfast and you take lunch at 12 o'clock on the dot. So you guys can get healthy.

Speaker 3 The Bengals also have a buy next week because they play the Jets. And so I've got news for you guys.
But look at this.

Speaker 3 I took a look at the rest of the schedule. Greeny's going to be upset.
He's going to be very upset. He's probably going to make that same joke tomorrow.

Speaker 3 Yeah,

Speaker 3 I'm going to get some nasty DMs from my man Greeny. But if you look at the rest of the schedule for the Bengals, I have some breaking news for you.
Yeah. The Bengals...

Speaker 3 are going to have at least 10 wins this year. Yeah.
No, I mean they could have 11 wins very easily. They're the number one seat.

Speaker 3 They are a very, very good team, and their defense is really fucking good. Like, they are now,

Speaker 3 I don't know, advanced stats and all that stuff, but just the eyeball test, I'm going to say they're a top 10 defense.

Speaker 3 They have 19 sacks so far. I think they sacked Lamar five times today.
Sam Hubbard got him twice. No, two and a half sacks for him today.
Yeah, they were all over the place.

Speaker 3 So, and then Jamar Chase, who Jamar Chase, right now,

Speaker 3 he is on pace. So, he had eight catches for 201 yards and a touchdown.

Speaker 3 He's on pace right now, and obviously, 17-game season, so you know, everything changed, whatever.

Speaker 3 He's on pace right now for 85 receptions,

Speaker 3 1,831 yards, and 15 touchdowns. That would like crush

Speaker 3 what is universally known as the greatest rookie season of all time in Randy Moss. Randy Moss had 69 catches, 1,300 yards, 17 TDs.
The 17 TDs are insane.

Speaker 3 But he is on pace to have what would be the best rookie wide receiver season of all time. And like, that's something, obviously, the league has changed, but Randy Moss is a rookie wide receiver.

Speaker 3 Like, it was one of those, you had to be there moments where like he was so fucking good and so different than everything else. And Jamar Chase is on pace to surpass that, just to put it into context.

Speaker 3 There are a lot of football guys right now that are looking at their tweets from the draft being like, you should have taken Penny Sewell.

Speaker 3 You should have taken the lineman because Joe Burrow is going to get killed, and he won't be able to complete passes to Jamar Chase if he's getting hit on his back without realizing that Joe Burrow is a tough motherfucker.

Speaker 3 Yes. And he's able, if he didn't have an offensive line, he could still throw it up to Chase and be like, that's cash all day.
Yes. I have a fun fact about Jamar Chase.

Speaker 3 You ready for myself when I say that? Yeah, you kind of like it. I'm gonna PFT podcast.
I'm gonna keep it with it.

Speaker 3 You want to have a fun fact about Jamar Chase? I will give everyone in this room a guess, and I guarantee no one will get it unless they actually already know it.

Speaker 3 Jamar Chase

Speaker 3 committed to this school and then decommitted after eight days. Ruckers.
Kansas. Yes, Billy, Kansas.
How wild is that? That is. Jamar Chase was a commit to Kansas for eight days.

Speaker 3 You know what he was doing? And then it was like he woke up and was like, what the fuck am I doing? That's class. I think Jamar Chase is just a troll.

Speaker 3 I think he was just trolling people, much like he trolled us with the whole white stripes on the football thing. Yeah.
He loves fucking with people in the preseason.

Speaker 3 But it's just so funny reading that headline: Jamar Chase decommits to Kansas. Who was the coach at Kansas when he committed there? Oh,

Speaker 3 fuck. I don't know.
I don't know my Kansas. Was that Les Miles? Oh, it might have been Les Miles.
Yeah, probably. It might have been Les Miles.
Checked-in clear. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 It probably was Les Miles. Kansas had quite a weekend because they were...
That was basically a win. I'm counting as a win for the program, yeah.

Speaker 3 Also, a hilarious move that they just invited everyone to come in. There's just like

Speaker 3 tickets aren't real. They're like, the doors are open.
Please come try to get this win for us.

Speaker 3 And just a heads up to Oklahoma, I know we talk college football on Wednesdays. Don't ever, David Beattie, don't ever wear those uniforms again, Oklahoma.
Those are upset uniforms.

Speaker 3 They're bad uniforms. And they have those stupid, like, the sleeves are maroon and they're white.
It's such a bad uniform. It's too cute.
Either way, Cincy is for real. For real, for real.

Speaker 3 Like, it's officially for real. We said that going into this game.
If they win this game, they are considered,

Speaker 3 they were trending towards good. Now they are for real.
Now, expectations always are dangerous.

Speaker 3 But if you're a Bengals fan, like if you're a Bengals fan right now, you are, we've talked about this many times on the show, but if you're a Bengals fan right now,

Speaker 3 you are probably taking today off and consuming every piece of media that you can consume because this is the best you have felt in a very long time.

Speaker 3 You can't even say that like in 2015, I think they went like 12 and 4, but that was still Andy Dalton, like Marvin Lewis. They haven't won a play.

Speaker 3 I feel like in those years, there was always the shoe was going to drop. Like the Bengals were good, but you knew that it wasn't going to be anything real.
This is real. This is as real as it can be.

Speaker 3 Probably as good as you felt since that

Speaker 3 the Carson Palmer season, where they was a Kimo Van Omofan

Speaker 3 rolled into his leg on that first touchdown pass.

Speaker 3 That was real. If you're asking, is this Bengals team smoking mirrors? I love that phrase.
And they're like, I don't know, they're kind of smoking mirrors. Um, no, no, they're for real.

Speaker 3 They're just not smoking mirrors. Yeah, so this is enjoy your moment because Bengals fans, like, you should be reading everything.
You should be watching Sports Center non-stop.

Speaker 3 Like, this is one of those days, as sports fans, you don't get them very often, especially if you're a Bengals fan, where you can just be like, I'm going to, I'm going to record Sports Center and watch these highlights over and over and over again.

Speaker 3 I'm going to make sure that I don't leave my, like, I'm going to watch the pregame show on Monday night football because they're going to talk about the Bengals.

Speaker 3 Like, all this stuff is what makes being a sports fan great. You know what this is? This is like wear your Bengals jersey to school season.
Yes. On a Monday.
Yes.

Speaker 3 Because you're happy and you're celebrating. I'm happy for the Bengals fans because it obviously has been bad.
And Joe Burrow is such a likable guy and he's so fun to root for.

Speaker 3 So congrats, Bengals fans. That's a huge win.
Obviously, there's a lot of season left. But this was the big story of the day because they didn't just win.
They kicked the shit out of the Ravens.

Speaker 3 Again, 21 unanswered points in the second half against the Ravens. Pretty good.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 All right.

Speaker 3 And again, the Ravens,

Speaker 3 I wouldn't freak. Although Marlon Humphrey,

Speaker 3 he got torched. He had never let up more than 143 yards to anyone, and then Jamar Chase came along and just torched him.
Also, Hollywood update, I think he's still Hollywood today. Yeah.

Speaker 3 He had a nice touchdown catch in the back of the end zone. Yes, he did.
No bad drops. He had a couple.

Speaker 3 And Lamar wasn't great. I mean, he wasn't.
He made plays with his feet, but like, I don't know. The Bengals defense did a pretty good job with it.
I think the Ravens will be fine in the long term.

Speaker 3 Yeah, this was the coming out game for the Bengals. Yeah, for the Bengals.
It's the NFL, like, hungry dog runs faster idea that a team like the Bengals that are on the upswing.

Speaker 3 And again, it's an emotional roller coaster the Ravens have been riding. So great time for the bye week.
All right, second biggest story from Sunday is the second game we'll discuss.

Speaker 3 Chiefs, Titans, Titans 27, Chiefs, three. Yes, Chiefs scored three points.

Speaker 3 Patrick Mahomes left the game late with what seems like a concussion. He was cleared.
No concussion. Okay, no concussion.
Outside of the injury late, he's broken. And I don't know, like, you could,

Speaker 3 there's some things you can throw out there. Like, the offensive line was very bad.
Like, the Titans, and I'm not taking anything away from the Titans. We'll talk about them in a second.

Speaker 3 The offensive line was bad. Patrick Mahomes does kind of have to do it all with their defense.
Like, you know, that you have to be perfect. So I think there's that extra pressure.
But

Speaker 3 throw that aside, like, he didn't, he does not look like Patrick Mahomes. He He misses throws.
He, he's not seeing things the same way. Like, he's throwing it behind guys.
He fumbles interceptions.

Speaker 3 Like, it's, it's not good. I don't know what it is.
I'm not saying that he sucks, but it's definitely.

Speaker 3 Bust. Is he a bust?

Speaker 3 We're in that weird spot where it's like, if you are saying that Patrick Mahomes sucks, you're an idiot. Yep.

Speaker 3 But if you're saying Patrick Mahomes is totally fine and it will, like, there's nothing wrong, you're also an idiot. This was the game where I was like, things will correct themselves.

Speaker 3 I thought it was going to be a letdown game for the Titans because they had that big win against the Bills. Correct.

Speaker 3 And I felt like this was also a little bit because last week the Chiefs played against the Washington football team, which is great if you need to get your offense back on the right track.

Speaker 3 So I felt like this was going to be a game where the Chiefs would come out and look like the Chiefs, and they don't look like the Chiefs at all. There's something wrong.

Speaker 3 I personally think I have a very easy problem that I've found with the Chiefs. Okay.
I think they're weak. Yeah.

Speaker 3 No, physically, I think that they need to hit the weight room.

Speaker 3 I don't think that there's a problem that the Chiefs have right now that can't be resolved by just lifting more weights because I feel like they're not a strong football team.

Speaker 3 They get pushed around a lot.

Speaker 3 Their linemen aren't great blockers right now. No, they've got like,

Speaker 3 this is the game that you're right. Like, it was...

Speaker 3 Coming into this game, it was like the Chiefs are going to win this game, and then everyone's going to be like, the Chiefs are fine. We're going out of this game being like, the Chiefs are not fine.

Speaker 3 They're broken. They're 3-4.
And oh, yeah, like, next week they play Monday night football against the Giants, who, you know, who knows?

Speaker 3 The Giants, the Giants can do anything, and they can also lose by a million. But then they have a three-week stretch where they play the Packers at the Raiders and the Cowboys.

Speaker 3 So we could be sitting here in four weeks, in a month's time, and be like, hey, the Chiefs are five and six.

Speaker 3 What's going on? It's crazy if we get a graphic for the playoff picture and the Chiefs aren't in the hunt.

Speaker 3 We could be looking at a world where the Bengals are the number. They're getting a buy.
Right. And then the Chiefs aren't in the hunt.
It's crazy.

Speaker 3 And this was the first game because we've all watched it.

Speaker 3 And I think because the Chiefs are so explosive and they've been so incredible to watch the last few years, you just expect, we've talked about it before, the touchdown play.

Speaker 3 You expect the touchdown play to happen. You expect them to figure it out.
You expect them to just start firing down the field. And it's like, oh, they scored in 45 seconds.

Speaker 3 It's just not there right now.

Speaker 3 I actually think that if the Chiefs and the Lions were to trade coaches, do wife swap for a week, and they'd bring in Dan Campbell just to put him through practices week, the Chiefs would go out out there and light it up.

Speaker 3 Yeah. They need to get tougher.
They need to get stronger.

Speaker 3 So Patrick Monroe has had 67 yards and zero points in the first half.

Speaker 3 That's crazy. And when you look at the Chiefs, like who they have played, because I think we're getting fooled a little bit by these games because they beat the Eagles team, which is a mess.

Speaker 3 They beat the Washington football team, which is a mess. And they beat the Browns week one, who remember the Browns kind of bullied them, and they were able to win that game.

Speaker 3 But whenever they have to play like a good team team from the AFC, the Ravens, the Chargers, the Titans, the Bills, they've gotten exposed.

Speaker 3 I think that obviously give credit to the Titans, and Vrabel has done something. Oh, yeah, his Titans were incredible.
He's like, he's a very low-key dark arts coach guy. So, like, he has.

Speaker 3 He knows how to push the right buttons at the right time.

Speaker 3 You can tell that his players know when to like fake an injury at just the right exact time so that they can get like a couple more seconds to review a play they might want to challenge, and then they're totally fine after they take a look at it.

Speaker 3 That That happened today on an A.J. Brown catch.
Like Mike Vrabel does weird shit like that. Spellacheck.
As good.

Speaker 3 Yeah, it goes back to that playoff game where they just went back and forth finding like a hole in time or they like discovered 30 seconds out of thin air. Vrabel is a really smart guy.

Speaker 3 He gets a rap as being like, you know, meathead head coach because he is.

Speaker 3 He also said he would cut his dick off. He's also a very smart meathead head coach.
Yes. No, and the Titans deserve a ton of credit.
Their defense was great.

Speaker 3 Their defensive line was awesome on Sunday. Like I, they weren't even blitzing.
They were just beating the Chiefs. And the Chiefs' offensive line is a problem.

Speaker 3 But the Titans deserve credit because every time we talk about the Titans, we're like, but their defense. Well, their defense showed up.

Speaker 3 And also, they're like the scariest team in the world to have to come back against because that second half, they were just running Derrick Henry and getting like first downs.

Speaker 3 And then, oh, every now and then, oh, okay, we'll just run play action and hit A.J. Brown, who was awesome.
And there's nothing you can do when you're down against them.

Speaker 3 Derrick Henry was an an all-time bad read at quarterback, though. Oh, yeah, but Brian Taylor was wide open.
They had another guy in the corner who was wide open. He went with his first read.

Speaker 3 Got to get through the progressions a little bit faster, Derek. When he throws a football,

Speaker 3 it looks like he's throwing a twist. That's how small it looks in his hand.
It doesn't look natural. It's like, well, that's just a giant throwing a football.

Speaker 3 But yeah, Derrick Henry, we keep waiting for Derrick Henry to slow down. I don't think he's going to slow down.
He didn't have 100 yards today, but he was still effective.

Speaker 3 And yeah, Derrick Henry had more touchdown passes than Patrick Mahomes today. The Chiefs called him.

Speaker 3 That's the dumbest thing in in the world. The Chiefs called a sad field goal.
Yeah. Well, so.
It was kind of sad. No, it wasn't.

Speaker 3 It was pretty sad. It wasn't sad because it was in the third quarter and it was the start of the third quarter.
And also, the math actually makes sense.

Speaker 3 I think a sad field goal has to be in the fourth quarter or down by like 40 plus. They were down, what, 20? 27-0.

Speaker 3 So they kicked a field goal to be down three touchdowns in two-point conversion. It's kind of sad.

Speaker 3 I rank it like a four out of 10. It was 10 minutes left in the third quarter.
So it was just the start of the third quarter. So I don't think that's not sad territory yet.

Speaker 3 Like that was enough possessions where you could be like, oh, yeah, all right. The Chiefs, they could score some touchdowns, two-point conversions.
That could work.

Speaker 3 Travis Kelsey had a great rugby offload in this game.

Speaker 3 I've been telling you the last couple of weeks, Travis Kelsey is looking to pitch the ball back all the time when he catches it about seven to 12 yards off the line of scrimmage.

Speaker 3 And it was a sick pass. It was.
It was like a fucking laser beam out to the sideline. He's also going to fumble doing it because he tried to do it later on in the game.
And it was almost a fumble.

Speaker 3 That's definitely going to happen. Travis Kelsey definitely starts feeling himself a little bit.

Speaker 3 He is the guy that's like, remember, it's National Tight End Day.

Speaker 4 Yes.

Speaker 3 Which can I get permission to go there? Yeah. I'm done with National Tight End Day.

Speaker 3 I love Kittle. No, you don't.

Speaker 3 It's his project. Is it really? Yes.
I think

Speaker 3 he would be embarrassed by how much shine and spotlight the tight ends are getting.

Speaker 7 I think that was the whole point.

Speaker 3 Get back to the basics.

Speaker 7 I think that's why they did it.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 I'm just saying, you can't go around inventing holidays for yourself. It is a little ridiculous that people, like, I watched it.

Speaker 3 It's a National Podcast Today because, like, to be fair, I will make a giant deal out of that. I walked in and Stephen Che, our co-worker, was like, hey, just so you know, it's National Tight End Day.

Speaker 3 I was like, one, I did know, and two,

Speaker 3 are we supposed to say something? That's, no, that's a, it's a classic Stephen Che. Like, he could get really into that.

Speaker 3 He'd probably order a commemorative shirt a month in advance so it would arrive by National Tight End Day. Yeah.
And, like, pick it out just to wear today. Come on, let's go, Cam Brayton.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 So, I, yeah, I mean, I'm not going to say anything because it's our friend Kittle's creation. So I support our friends.

Speaker 3 I'll be the bad guy. I support our friends, too.
Yeah, sounds good. Do you? Yes, I do.
It feels like it. I love Kittle.
I just think that, you know. Do you really love him? At some point,

Speaker 3 you got to work undercover of darkness, too.

Speaker 8 What do you say, Billy? They should just make it National Blocking Tight End Day.

Speaker 3 Yeah,

Speaker 3 exactly.

Speaker 8 If you catch balls, that's, you know.

Speaker 3 Yeah, Kelsey's basically a wide receiver. Yeah, exactly.
Billy will tell you the special forces work in silence. They don't need credit, right, Billy? Yes.
Yes.

Speaker 3 But yeah, the Chiefs are broken. Like, I officially, they're broken.
If you think otherwise,

Speaker 3 you're deluding yourself.

Speaker 3 Because, like I said, if you just go through their schedule and who they've played, they've played four of the, outside of the Bengals, who are the best team in the AFC right now. I'll say it again.

Speaker 3 They've played the next four best teams in the AFC, you'd say, right? Like the Ravens, the Chargers, the Bills, and the Titans are those next four. They lost to all of them.

Speaker 3 So it's a real real problem. Go ahead.

Speaker 9 Some people want the Chiefs to be your new pinky team.

Speaker 3 No,

Speaker 3 absolutely not.

Speaker 3 That's a terrible idea.

Speaker 3 No, absolutely not. That is an opportunity.
I have a pinky team. They're the Colts.
I'm not. That would be insanity.
It would be boss. Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 3 He would personally just be the best player of all time.

Speaker 3 I do like that everyone's like, oh, Patrick Mahomes, he's a bust now. He's a big-time bus.
They're going to trade him.

Speaker 3 A lot of Chiefs fans today were tweeting trade.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I mean, listen, that's going to hamstring you for a while. That's a lot.
Plus, his brother does the TikTok dances and stuff. You got to trade a guy like that.

Speaker 3 Yeah, but seriously, the next four games for the Chiefs. Like, if they lose to the Giants, then I think I'm going to officially say that they're done.

Speaker 3 I would do ridiculous things just to get Patrick Mahomes on my team. Let's be clear.
He's still awesome.

Speaker 3 I would personally film all of Jackson Mahomes' TikTok dances for the next five years just to have Patrick Mahomes on my team.

Speaker 3 Hank, does this make you happy, all this? Yeah. Yeah.
Well, because people were anointing the Chiefs, the next great dynasty in the AFC.

Speaker 7 Yeah, and it's kind of, it all comes back to Tom, you know. Tom is just the dynasty destroyer.

Speaker 3 Yeah. He is.
Wouldn't that be Eli?

Speaker 7 Eli is one. Tom's broken like 10.

Speaker 3 I have a feeling that he has broken like a few teams. The Falcons never broke.

Speaker 7 There's so many teams that, you know, without Tom Brady, they think they would have had four championships.

Speaker 7 Without Tom Brady

Speaker 3 should have three. My favorite That is true.
That is true. Tom Brady is going to play until Arch Manning gets to the NFL just so he can beat him as payback against the other day.

Speaker 3 Yeah, and be like, okay. I'm going to get off.
I've done it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 All right.

Speaker 5 Next up,

Speaker 3 Packers, Washington football team. Taylor Heineke stinks.

Speaker 3 He had

Speaker 3 a couple doy doys there.

Speaker 3 No, no, he can't, Hank. That's the thing about Taylor Heineke is he throws the softest ball, maybe in the NFL.
No, no, he's saying

Speaker 3 he can drive.

Speaker 3 Oh, yeah. Yes.

Speaker 3 If the football field ended at the five-yard line, Taylor Heineke might be the best quarterback in the NFL. Unfortunately, it doesn't.
It goes all the way to the end zone.

Speaker 3 And he had some major doi-doy plays today. The one where he dove.
I mean, it's the ultimate doi-doy. He dove for the end zone.

Speaker 3 Didn't break the plane before he landed, and they changed the rule a couple years ago, because I remember it fucked us on the football team, then the Redskins, when Robert Griffin dove one time forward, and they just dove and landed on the football and fumbled it everywhere.

Speaker 3 And then after the game, he was like, yeah, it's a stupid rule, but I guess it's the rule. They changed it, I guess, a couple years ago.
So now they said Heineke gave himself up before the end zone.

Speaker 3 But then he just, he also had that interception. Whoa.

Speaker 3 He did the Lambo leap. Yes, he did.
He did the Lambo leap on a touchdown that didn't count. He went into the crowd.
You can't do that. You can't unleash.
You can't un-leap.

Speaker 3 That's the major Doy Doy play. You can't unleash.
He Lambo leaped a non-touchdown.

Speaker 3 Listen, you have to at least be excited that celebrating a touchdown in a stupid way, at least he didn't give himself a concussion and get him knocked out for the game like Gus Ferrat did. Yeah.

Speaker 3 By the way, breaking moves real quick.

Speaker 3 Breaking moves.

Speaker 3 I just caught this alert on my phone.

Speaker 3 LeBron

Speaker 3 was...

Speaker 3 So Desmond Bain from the Grizzlies fell on LeBron's leg and he was down real bad. Is he okay? No, he got up and he's fine.
Okay, good. Yeah.
But that was the sports center alert I got. Okay.

Speaker 3 That LeBron James got landed on? LeBron was able to get up and play after Desmond Bain fell onto his leg. Warrior.
Fucking warrior.

Speaker 3 You You know what? That's LeBron doing? My heart stopped for a second. That's LeBron embracing the grit of National Tight End Day.
Look at this. Him just on the ground, back up.
Warrior. I love it.

Speaker 3 What a beast.

Speaker 3 But yeah, so the Washington football team, so Taylor Heineke, they had 430 yards of offense. They had 25 first downs and they had 10 points.

Speaker 3 Yeah, we had the right formula to beat the Packers out there. That tells you everything.
It was the right formula. We had more yards than they did.
He's just too much of a gunslinger.

Speaker 3 He's too much slinger, not enough gun. He's just all over the place.
Like, he doesn't.

Speaker 3 I just,

Speaker 3 I stand with the fact that, like, once Ryan Fitzpatrick is healthy, and the Washington football team's defense wasn't terrible. No, it was pretty good today.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 We got after the quarterback a little bit.

Speaker 3 He did a Lambo leap. I know he did a Lambo leap.
You can't do that. You can't do that.

Speaker 3 It's bad.

Speaker 3 The Packers' defense, which stunk going into today, was pretty good. They were the only team without a red zone stop

Speaker 3 going into today. Taylor Heineke.
With the help of

Speaker 3 an assist from Taylor Heineke,

Speaker 3 the drought ended for them, and they got multiple red zone stops. Also, fuck Taylor.

Speaker 3 Four times into the red zone, we got a field goal out of it. Fuck Taylor Heineke for the end of the game when

Speaker 3 he had a shot to just take a shot in the end zone and to maybe get a miracle cover, and he just ran the ball and went down. The dumbest play ever.
If you're going to run a play, run it. Joe Milton.

Speaker 3 He went from like 75 yards rushing to 85 yards rushing on the day.

Speaker 3 I don't know what he's doing. I agree with you now.
I think we've experienced the full Taylor Heineke. Actually, you know what? The most like this actually.

Speaker 3 This was the full Taylor Heineke. Keith Mahomes, yeah.
Because he had fumbles, he had picks, he had the Lambo leap for a non-touchdown.

Speaker 3 And actually, the play of the day was when I don't remember who fumbled, but Taylor Heineke was running down the field and blocking, and he was able to recover the fumble like 30 yards down the field.

Speaker 3 That was the Taylor Heineke play of the day.

Speaker 3 I think number one on your team, it was an end around.

Speaker 3 And all of a sudden, he's sprinting down the sideline. And then you look, I looked up, and then Taylor Heineke's on the ball.
And I was like, what the fuck just happened?

Speaker 3 I thought, I didn't think it was Taylor Heineke's end around. And it was just, he was just that heads up that he was down there trying to recover fumbles.

Speaker 3 Yeah, the announcers were saying that he reminded them a lot of Brett Favre in this game running around. And I was like,

Speaker 3 I was getting myself talked into it. I was like, yeah, that's right.
He's wearing number four. He's in Green Bay.

Speaker 3 He was playing like the Brett Favre, like painkiller Brett Favre. Yeah, that's what Taylor Heineke is.
He's like, he can do everything but score touchdowns. Well, he loves diving for the end zone.

Speaker 3 We've been saying this. You give him a pylon and he'll knock it over, but he found himself in the middle of the end zone and he didn't know how to reach out correctly and break the plane on that.

Speaker 3 I really do think that... It's a different game if he scores that touchdown.
I've, like, not to pat myself on the back, but

Speaker 3 he is Diet Ryan Fitzpatrick. He's Ryan Fitzpatrick, everything Ryan Fitzpatrick is, but like without actually scoring touchdowns.
It's just chaos whenever he's playing.

Speaker 3 And it's fun chaos sometimes, but then he doesn't actually like...

Speaker 3 Ryan Fitzpatrick has that level where like when you're drinking the true Ryan Fitzpatrick, the diesel Ryan Fitzpatrick, he's winning the game. Right.

Speaker 3 Diet Ryan Fitzpatrick does everything that Ryan Fitzpatrick does, but he doesn't actually win the game.

Speaker 3 Yeah, Taylor Heineke is a guy that will like, he will cover the spread in the most entertaining way possible. And he gives you bang for your entertainment dollar.
Correct.

Speaker 3 That's what Taylor Heineke does. You feel like you watch something.
You don't know what, but you watch something. Yeah, I had an experience.

Speaker 3 It's like I got drunk and hung over all in the span of three and a half hours. Yeah.

Speaker 3 One thing real quick to the Packers. I thought that the Green Bay Packers would have been above resorting to gimmicks, like putting on their fake throwback uniforms just to sell jerseys.
I hate that.

Speaker 3 I thought they had tradition there. I don't know.

Speaker 3 It seems like a good gimmick. He is really good.
And you know what? The worst part is that he did throw it to Adams today. Yeah, and the worst part is

Speaker 3 he's not even trying.

Speaker 3 Half the time he throws, he's like barely trying. He doesn't care.
Right. He's still better.
He's the the most emo quarterback, and he's just like so good at it. I fucking hate him.

Speaker 3 Derek Carr might be more emo. He actually looks like he's in the current.
He drives me nuts. I just want to say also, why would we sign a kicker named Blewitt?

Speaker 3 I know, I remember Blewitt's college career. I remember him very well.
Kenny Pickett is now the quarterback for Pitt. Exactly.

Speaker 3 They've got bad Juju going on there. I don't...

Speaker 3 Our kicker wasn't bad enough. Dustin Hopkins wasn't bad enough to replace with a new guy who's never kicked in the NFL whose name is also Blewitt.
But here's the thing. Can you really blow it if

Speaker 3 your team's not going anywhere, you can't really blow it. Yeah, but it just adds to the circus environment.

Speaker 3 If you think it's funny, whose last name is actually Clown, and he's out there throwing pick sixes, that'd be pretty bad.

Speaker 3 Well, I think in the Washington football team, their season now is truly like, you're not going to go anywhere. Let's have some fucking fun.
You know what I mean? Like Ryan Fitzpatrick comes back.

Speaker 3 Let's have some fun. Good, let's have some fun with it.

Speaker 3 There'll be some fun games the Washington football team will play. Even if Heineke is still the quarterback, it's going to be fun.
Yeah. And we're just not going to win many of them.
Right.

Speaker 3 But yeah, I actually think that the reason that they brought Blewitt in was just because Rivera wanted to send a message: like, we're all accountable here. I don't care what your name is.

Speaker 3 If you're a starter, we're all evaluating you. It's like day one.
And he's like, I'm going to cut the kicker. Yeah.
It's like a really easy way to be like, hey, I did something.

Speaker 3 I cut a starter this week. Shuffled the chairs on the Titanic.
Exactly. But yeah, it's not looking good for the football team.
I'm okay with the progress. It's good too.
Fitzpatrick, yeah.

Speaker 3 And we could have won this game. It was winnable.

Speaker 3 Yeah, Hank knows. Hank knows.
Thank you. Without Taylor Heineke.
Without Taylor Heineke. Yes.

Speaker 3 With Aaron Rodgers. If we brought in a backup quarterback inside the 10-yard line, then I think it was a winnable game for us.
I mean, we did severely outgame them. Yes.

Speaker 3 They're just much, much better at every detail. Yeah.
All right. Next game.

Speaker 3 Billy. Hank.
Patriots 54. Jets 13.

Speaker 3 I just want to say also for people who are wondering, yeah, the Jets were actually off a buy. Oh, okay.
Yes. Did they beat the buy?

Speaker 3 The bye beat them. Oh, okay.

Speaker 7 I know Billy has his different terms for the games. I'm curious what this one falls under.

Speaker 3 A very Tressman-esque thing to have someone drop a 50-burger on you after a buy. Yeah, but tell us, was this a shit pumping or a clowning? This was a clowning.
Oh,

Speaker 8 after that

Speaker 8 double-pass trickery in the first place.

Speaker 3 Oh, they were clowning.

Speaker 8 They clowned them.

Speaker 3 Damn.

Speaker 3 But is it really clowning if the starting quarterback gets hurt and they bring in a guy named Mike White, who just, by the way, way, happens to be the one-time winner of the Ponzi scheme with the Beak Awareness Bowl from Western Queensland?

Speaker 7 If I'm a Jets fan, I'm like, I hope Zach Wilson stays out and he's your quarterback of the future.

Speaker 3 Well, I think he is going to stay out, right?

Speaker 8 He's got something with his PCL. The MRI has not come back yet, but there is good news.
Zach Wilson hasn't thrown an interception in the past two weekends.

Speaker 3 Whoa, okay, nice. But he also got his

Speaker 3 politically correct ligament snapped in half. Yeah.

Speaker 3 So he's nailing them.

Speaker 3 We're nailing all the bye week humor this week, guys. Pro football doc told me during the game, you thought it was just tweaked.
It was merely a tweak.

Speaker 8 I thought it was tweaked, but I think he's done something. So he said his knee was loose.

Speaker 3 Oh, no. So are you going to predict?

Speaker 7 Is that like his knee is loose or the Jets? He's just on the Jets.

Speaker 3 Yeah. He's like, my knee's loose until we get a couple tackles.

Speaker 8 By the way, he was getting messed up that game. There was zero, you know, protecting the quarterback.

Speaker 3 Yeah, they did. He tore his leg.
He got fucked up on the, like, he went down two plays after he got fucked up. It was like a kill kill Bill thing.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 I don't think he realized how fucked up he got.

Speaker 8 Until his knee was loose.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 So Billy,

Speaker 3 you predicted the Jets to beat the Patriots in the playoffs.

Speaker 8 With Zach Wilson at the helm,

Speaker 3 things have changed. Got it.
Things have changed. Material change here.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 Yeah, the Patriots kick the shit out of the.

Speaker 7 Who in college, when you watch college football, who are you like, I hope the Jets get him?

Speaker 3 Sam Ellinger. No, I think so.
No, I'm saying

Speaker 7 they're going to get a high draft pick. Oh, again?

Speaker 3 Another pick?

Speaker 8 I think they need offensive lineman.

Speaker 7 I mean, at this point, what else, if you're a Jets fan, I feel like they need a deep threat.

Speaker 3 Spencer Rattler? They also have the Seahawks. Don't they have those Seahawks draft picks in their background? Oh, from Jamal Adams? Yeah, yeah.
Splits Boy? Yeah, Splitz Boy.

Speaker 3 That's crazy to think. Like, two years ago, Jamal Adams was like, I want to be traded.
And the Jets are like, okay, give us three first-rounders. Yeah.
I was like, okay, no problem.

Speaker 3 There were multiple suitors. Pete Carroll was like, this will fix our defense.
Splits boy.

Speaker 8 I think the Jets just signed Cam Newton in the meantime.

Speaker 3 Oh.

Speaker 7 That's actually not a bad idea. Just

Speaker 3 but wait, given what we know about the. Oh, no, he got vaccinated, right? Yeah, yeah.
I was going to say Kyrie Irving, who I guess had like a big protest on his behalf. Yeah, there was a big protest.

Speaker 3 The operation stormed. Yeah.
They stormed the Barkling Center. They stormed the Barkling Center.

Speaker 3 But yeah, yeah, I guess Cam Newton might not be a terrible idea for the Jets right now because fuck it, why not? Right.

Speaker 7 Can you, what is the Bondu Scheme Awareness Bowl? Because I guess that happened a long time ago.

Speaker 3 People who are going to be aware of the grossed a bowl game. It was in, so there's a few bowl games every year that don't have a sponsor.
We decided to just sponsor it.

Speaker 3 It was the Boca Rattan bowl game. It was Western Kentucky verse.

Speaker 3 Memphis. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 And we did a whole show. We did a halftime show.
Caleb was down and gave the trophy. He almost got kicked off the field.
He was live at the game. I think he might have given the trophy to Mike White.

Speaker 3 Yeah. He might have.
He was the starting quarterback for the Jets.

Speaker 3 They brought it to their trophy case. They have it.
Yeah. So it's the Bernie Madoff Wet the Beek Ponzi Awareness

Speaker 3 Boca Raton Bowl. Presented by, part of my take, presented by Barcelona Sports.
Yes. So it was a whole thing.
It was great.

Speaker 7 One time only.

Speaker 3 Yeah, one time only. And he has it.
Right. He is.
That's worth a lot. He's in the record book.
$500,000. At least.
At least.

Speaker 3 You think if we showed up and we were like, hey, can we get that back now that we know that it's worth a lot of money? We'll give you some signed jerseys.

Speaker 3 Wasn't it lost? Didn't we have the interns wrestle at halftime? Yeah. Yep.
When 200 hospital. Yeah, he cut his hand up pretty badly to go to the hospital.

Speaker 7 For like a $25

Speaker 7 outback.

Speaker 3 No, it was a $100 gift card that we had spent like $91 on. Oh, yeah, we got a dinner before.
We went to Outback.

Speaker 3 If you look back at that intern class, it was like Robbie Fox, Glenny Balls, Tommy Smokes. Hubbs.
Hubbs was there. They had to like wrestle.

Speaker 3 And they just wrestled in a box that we taped up on the floor. Oh, my God.
That was a good time. But yeah, shout out Mike White.
Good to see some alumni of that prestigious game proving themselves.

Speaker 3 Although, I, to be honest with you, completely forgot about Mike White.

Speaker 3 When he came in the game, it felt like when you sign up for like a Facebook account, they give you that like black or like gray fake avatar of just the silhouette of a head. Yes.

Speaker 3 It felt like that in a video game. Here's third string quarterback Mike White from Inter School here.
Yeah, I didn't know it was the Mike White. We shouldn't say that.

Speaker 3 The Mike White until Western Kentucky football program DM'd me. And I was like, oh, he is the white Mike White? Wow, this is crazy.

Speaker 3 But yeah, the Jets stink, man. They're bad.
Their coach has also become early front runner for the look-in-the-mirror guy of the year. Yeah.
He's said after a lot of life, he needs to get a new line.

Speaker 3 Next Syrian he might have him beat. He might.
I think that Salah is going to be a good coach in the long run. He's definitely like a great defensive coordinator, but he needs to learn some more lines.

Speaker 3 If you're going to be coaching on a team like the Jets or the football team or the Bears, any of these bad teams, you have to learn how to say things after losses.

Speaker 3 So you're saying the same things, but different words each week. But he's become a big time, you know what? I got to look in in the mirror.
It all starts with me guy.

Speaker 3 Why doesn't any coach just get in front of the media and just be like, I'm fucking depressed. Yeah.
Like my team depresses me. You know what? I'm depressed.
I'm doing a great job, but my players blow.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Like, this sucks.
I'm not okay. Yeah, I'm not okay.
That's okay.

Speaker 3 It's totally okay to not be okay. I need better players.
Yeah. I need better

Speaker 3 everything. I don't want to be here right now.
Patriots back. The Patriots are.
I don't understand the Patriots at this point because they play teams tough. They lost to the Dolphins.

Speaker 3 They barely beat the Texans. They kicked the shit out of the Jets twice.

Speaker 7 Should have beat the Cowboys.

Speaker 3 Yeah, should have beat the Cowboys. Should have beat the Bucs.

Speaker 7 I mean, what we said last week, you see the Patriots on your schedule, end of the season, you are not looking forward to that game.

Speaker 3 Yeah,

Speaker 3 they might be a team similar to what the Bengals were a couple weeks ago, where it's like they're trending towards good.

Speaker 7 They have two games against the Bills in December. If they go 2-0 in those two games, what are people going to be saying?

Speaker 3 Or even 1-1. Was today a little bittersweet, though, because you don't have any more Jets games?

Speaker 7 Yeah, of course. I mean, that's just kind of like...
Every year. Every year.

Speaker 3 That's true.

Speaker 3 Good point. True.
I think it's six straight years they've swept the Jets. Yeah.

Speaker 4 They had

Speaker 3 11 straight. It honestly felt like it would be more than that.
The last time they beat the beat the Pigles in the regular season, Billy was like 16. Oh, man.

Speaker 3 They had 559 yards against the Jets. With the Jets defense, I think people were like, oh, they're not so bad.
Mac Jones was throwing bombs. It was like the perfect team.

Speaker 7 It's like playing a varsity team, playing the JV team. You just get out there, run the plays.
You might be too scared to run in the game. Yep.
But you can get the reps in.

Speaker 7 So that way, when the real game comes next week, you're a little more comfortable.

Speaker 3 The Jets haven't scored in the first quarter all year. Yep.

Speaker 3 That's insane. Oh, yeah? Well, how are you going to spend that money?

Speaker 8 Salad defers every coin flip he wins.

Speaker 3 So they never get the best. How many times does that happen?

Speaker 8 He's won the last three. Okay.

Speaker 8 What about the other three? So they never start with the ball.

Speaker 3 But you also get the ball back at some point. What are they playing Army? They don't get get the ball in the first quarter? Well, extended drives.
Yeah. But no, their defense is good.

Speaker 3 Their defense is hitting.

Speaker 7 Today scored like four plays. Yeah,

Speaker 8 today was the first day.

Speaker 3 I think the Patriots were up 14-0 before the Fitz had a first down. Yeah.
It was bad. Also, rookie quarterbacks are 0-13 against Bill Belichick in Foxborough.
So remember that.

Speaker 3 This podcast did not exist the last time the Jets beat the Patriots. Oh, wow.

Speaker 9 We're going into December 27th, 2015.

Speaker 3 Damn. What a depressing world that was in.

Speaker 3 I would have loved to listen to part of my take, listen to us clowning Hank after they lost the Jets in 2015. That was a long time ago.
Fuck.

Speaker 3 That was closer. You were not.
No, we were in our 30s. Fuck.
That was closer. Damn it.
Not PSC. We're old.
Not maybe. PSC was 20.
I was a little babe.

Speaker 3 He had just got his driver's license. That was closer to the year 2010 than it is to today.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Whoa. Time.
Whoa. Fuck you up like that.

Speaker 3 All right.

Speaker 3 Next up,

Speaker 3 the best game of the day, which is crazy to say, the Falcons and the Dolphins. They played the most exciting game of the day.
It was that bad of a game.

Speaker 3 We just have these Sundays sometimes where they're just games are not close. We look up and it's the witching hour.
It's like, wait, there's only one game that's close.

Speaker 3 The Falcons beat the Dolphins 30 to 28. Is that Debo Samuel touchdown? Yep, Debo Samuel touchdown.
Yes. Which we already talked about.

Speaker 3 But the

Speaker 3 Falcons, like,

Speaker 3 I think the Falcons might be frisky.

Speaker 3 Kyle Pitts is awesome. Kyle Pitts is really, really good.
Matt Ryan with an all-time doi doi. Like,

Speaker 3 you're not Michael Vick, dude. What are you doing running down the field with the fumble that almost cost him the game? Say something nice about Tua.

Speaker 3 He had two very nice drives to get them back in the game. Why were they down? Because Tua threw one of the worst interceptions I've ever seen, where the Falcons threw a pick.

Speaker 3 The Dolphins are down 2014.

Speaker 3 They now have the ball at the Falcons 32, first play, to just, like, I don't even know what he was doing. He just threw it up in the middle of the field.

Speaker 3 Easy pick, but he did have two nice drives to bring him back. So there it is, Dolphins fans.
I'm not being super mean to it, even though I still don't think he's the guy.

Speaker 3 Well, I thought this game was going to finally crown who is this season's Falcons. Is it the Falcons again for the 50th consecutive season, or is it going to be the Dolphins?

Speaker 3 And the Dolphins are more Falcons-like than than the Falcons are at this point. The Dolphins are bad.
The Falcons always are.

Speaker 3 The Falcons, to be the peak Falcons, they have to be a little bit good. But the Dolphins falcons this game away to the Falcons.
Actually, the Falcons falconed the game to themselves because

Speaker 3 they falcons it to the Dolphins.

Speaker 3 And then they copies it back to the Falcons. But that actually was like the ultimate Falcon move because they have to win a couple to be the Falcons.

Speaker 3 So they falconed to the Dolphins so they could falcon a good Falcon back to the win. So they're they're saving the real Falconing for later.
They're the true.

Speaker 3 If you watch that game, the Falcons are still the Falcons. They just were able to have one of the good Falcons.

Speaker 3 Like if we did the Billy, like the games you're trying to win, games you're trying to lose, the Falcons have to win a few games.

Speaker 3 And they still were the Falcons in their win because the way they gave up the game was very Falcon. I even said, I said out loud, I was like, they're falconing this.

Speaker 3 And then they ended up winning, which they have to do to keep pure form of Falcons because the pure form of Falcons is a team that's just good enough to make you believe, and then they fucking shit on themselves late in the game.

Speaker 3 Right. But are they good enough to make you believe when they beat the Dolphins? They're frisky.
I would, yeah, they're a frisky team for sure.

Speaker 3 They're 3-3, and they, like, the losses, like, I know they got killed by the Bucs, but that game was close going into the fourth quarter, and then they started Falconing.

Speaker 3 They were going to beat the Washington football team. Then they started Falconing.
So, like, there have been the Eagles lost week one. Who the fuck knows?

Speaker 3 I actually think that the Vikings are this year's Falcons. They might be.

Speaker 3 If you tuned into this part of my take, thinking that you were not going to get a shot as a Vikings fan, I'm sorry to slip that in there. This also

Speaker 3 five minutes made no sense, but that's okay. Someone transcribe all of it.

Speaker 3 I think it makes a lot of sense. You cleared me up on that because I was like, no, the Falcons, the Dolphins Falcons it to the Falcons, but I know what you're saying.

Speaker 3 Yeah, the Dolphins are too bad to be the Falcons. Yeah, they're too bad to be the Falcons.
It's something that they aspire to become. Right, it would be an upgrade if the Dolphins were the Falcons.

Speaker 3 Yes, absolutely. Because the Falcons have to, if you're going to be the Falcons, you have to give just enough hope every once in a while to be like, oh, just like what I just said, like,

Speaker 3 are the Falcons frisky? That's just enough hope for them to be pure Falcons. Yeah, I think the Falcons are like an above-below average team.
Right. They're the best of the worst.
Yes, yes, exactly.

Speaker 3 They're the king stinkers.

Speaker 3 And the Dolphins over the last week or so, I think that they've been leaking the Tua news about like how many teams are interested in trading for Tua because they're just hoping that somebody out there had the thought occur to them, maybe we should trade for Tua.

Speaker 3 And they hear that Tua might be going somewhere else, and they're like, oh, shit, I got to act now. Tua supplies are limited.
Let me give you the call.

Speaker 3 I'll send you a second-round pick.

Speaker 3 They're kind of like hoping to beat out some of these offers that might be laying dormant now. I don't think that anybody would want to trade anything significant for Tua right now.

Speaker 3 But I don't know. Maybe some team will just hope for the change of scenery.
It's just

Speaker 3 okay with the change of scenery. Yeah,

Speaker 3 I don't hate Tua. I just think that the Tua, there's this weird Tua believers out there that every time he throws something, does something bad, it's like the coaching sucks.
The playbook sucks.

Speaker 3 This sucks.

Speaker 3 That second interception today was just, what are you doing? I think there are a couple of things that go into the Tua belief system right now. Like people that are still Tua stands.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 I think one, he's got a cool name. Absolutely.
Looks cool in this uniform. Very cool in the uniform.
Nice guy. Very nice, too.
He's very easy to root for. Very easy.

Speaker 3 And he's also a guy that you heard like four years ago on the message boards. Some teams were like, yo, should we start tanking for Tua right now?

Speaker 3 He was looked at as being like a can't-miss type Andrew Luck prospect when he first started starting on Alabama. And so people still have that in their heads.

Speaker 3 And they're like, no, this is the can't-miss guy. We're not going to miss on him.
We can't miss on him. Right.
So it's dragging you down to like a long defense thing, which I get. I understand.

Speaker 3 No, I totally understand. I'm not.
And he also, like you said, he had some good touchdown passes today. I think he threw four touchdowns today.

Speaker 3 He was good at the end of the game. Like, he, the Falcon or the Dolphins needed two touchdown drives, and he provided that.
So

Speaker 3 there are moments where I'm like, hmm, maybe I'm wrong. I just, I don't know.
Then that interception happens. I'm like, what is going on here?

Speaker 3 And then the Dolphins are going to probably get Deshaun Watson soon. Yep.
And then we're all going to act like it's a normal thing for Deshaun Watson to be playing. And

Speaker 3 my prediction is that Roger Goodell is going to go God mode. Oh.
It's been a while since Roger Goodell has gone God mode on the league, but he has that power to be like, you know what?

Speaker 3 You're not playing. You're never playing.
He can be like, I'm putting you on my secret list that I keep in a safe behind my MMs. Yes.
And he can just be like, you're not playing this year.

Speaker 3 And Florio is going to lose his fucking mind looking for an explanation. Well, I think that Florio wants Goodell to go God mode.

Speaker 3 But he also wants an explanation. Yeah, he wants an explanation.

Speaker 3 He will demand for them to explain why he went God mode. You know what he's doing?

Speaker 3 So Florio is advocating for Goodell to go God mode, but then when Goodell takes Florio up on that offer, Florio will be like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We have a CBA here.
Right.

Speaker 3 How does this jive with that? Right. This makes no sense.
This is going to be a fight with the union. Yeah, and then Florio gets to write 40 more articles about the legalese behind the fight.

Speaker 3 I know what you're doing, Florio. Yep.
Getting those clicks up. We see you.
We see you. You're going to love this.
You're going to love this. But yeah, Goodell is absolutely itching to just be like,

Speaker 3 I'm your lord. Yep.

Speaker 3 You are not allowed to play. Absolutely.
And to be honest with you, I probably wouldn't blame him in this circumstance. No, the minute he gets traded, Goodell's just going to press the button.
Yep.

Speaker 3 Like not so fast.

Speaker 3 All right. Next up, Giants, Panthers.

Speaker 3 Sam Darnold was a three-point favorite on the road. This was my, I looked at it this morning.

Speaker 3 I was tweeting about it last night because like late on a Saturday night is when I really start being like, all right, what am I going to bet on? And I still like, it made no sense to me.

Speaker 3 The Panthers, Sam Darnold was a three-point favorite on the road. And I know the Giants have no one right now, but the Panthers are not good.
And Sam Darnold,

Speaker 3 how bad do you think Sam Darnold wishes he could freeze time after week three? Oh, yeah. And be like, this was, this is the real Sam Darnold.
Him and Teddy Bridgewater. Yeah.
And the Broncos.

Speaker 3 Like, to freeze time, be like 3-0. We're good.
Sam Darnold's passer ratings. This is going to be Mike Francesa-esque.

Speaker 3 Starting in week one. 102.

Speaker 3 99.1. Wow.
95.7.

Speaker 3 85.5.

Speaker 3 44.5, 55.6, and 57.3. Just basically halved and fallen off a cliff.
And he is Sam Darnold. Yeah, I don't think that

Speaker 3 people actually like, yeah, Sam Darnold's completely fixed after those first three weeks. Oh, I think we wanted to.

Speaker 3 I think it was the perfect combination of you want, I think at the end of the day, no one really, unless it's your rival, no one really roots against like these guys, these kids, because they're kids when they get

Speaker 3 drafted to like fail. And so you have that, and then you also have the Jets combo where everyone wants to be like, it was the Jets, not Sam Darnold.

Speaker 3 Everyone wants to laugh at the Jets and be like, look what Adam Gace and the Jets organization did to Sam Darnold. Just leaving town.

Speaker 3 You get your quarterback rating improves by 40 points once you step out of the state of New Jersey. So that's, I think that was why we all were like, hey, Sam Darnold's fixed.

Speaker 3 Also, the Panthers,

Speaker 3 the Saints, I was looking back at it. The Saints are the true

Speaker 3 chaos team this this year because I was like, why did I ever think the Panthers were good? The Saints went week one. They beat the Packers 38-3.
Like that alone,

Speaker 3 you're going to look back and be like, wait, what happened in that game? And then week two, they lost 26-7 to the Panthers. So they're the chaos team.

Speaker 3 They cemented in my stupid dog brain two beliefs that are not even close to true, that the Packers suck and the Panthers are good.

Speaker 3 And it's taken me all the way to week seven to like shake that out of my system.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I was watching the recap before Sunday Night Football of this game, and it's never a good sign when the very first thing that they show on the screen is a picture of Sam Darnold, and then the highlighted word in the top corner is decision-making.

Speaker 3 Right. And then they proceeded to show like four throws, and they never bring up that graphic when you're a really good decision-maker.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 Like Derrick Henry made better decisions with his passes today. Sam Darnold, Sam Darnold decides to drive after four drinks.
Right. Sam Darnold.
Sam Jones.

Speaker 3 Yeah, Sam Darnold decides to get like pizza delivered at 4 a.m. Yeah, no, it's never a positive when someone's like, we need to talk about this guy's decision making.

Speaker 3 Sam Darnold books himself a 6 a.m. flight at the end of a bachelor party.
Yeah, Sam Darnold just didn't use condoms just one night because it feels way better.

Speaker 3 This is Sam Darnold's just base level. I mean, he did get mono, so he does have bad decision making.
Like, he is the same guy. Right.
His decision making has always been an issue with him.

Speaker 3 It's just a tough thing.

Speaker 3 And the bad part is he can't even rebrand his name. He can't become Sammy Darnold because Sammy Darnold makes Sam Darnold look like he made outstanding decisions.

Speaker 3 True, he maybe should just be Sam Darneau. Sam Darneau.
Like our colleague Frank calls him. Yeah.
He's a little French to him.

Speaker 3 Sam Darneau. But it's not great.
Not great for Sammy. Sam Darneau.
Slinging Sammy Darnold. He'll be fine as if he wants to be a backup quarterback.
I think he'll be okay. Yeah.

Speaker 3 If he comes in, he's still got that, like, he was a first-round pick. He played those couple really sweet bull games in college.
He'll give you that spark. But one wasn't so sweet.
Yeah, one wasn't.

Speaker 3 He got his ass kicked by Ohio State.

Speaker 3 I remember that was

Speaker 3 a night where I realized that I don't think I can ever cut the cord because I was watching with a friend and it was buffering and I was losing all my money on USC. That's tough.
And I was very upset.

Speaker 3 And shout out Joe Judge. He gave an impassioned speech earlier this week.
He was like, the fish stinks from the head down.

Speaker 3 That's what Robert Salah needs to learn different ways to say, look in the mirror. Yep.
Saying the fish stinks from the head down. You're saying the exact same thing.
Correct.

Speaker 3 But it's way cooler and more of a football thing to do. Yeah, no, the Giants, though, like, they are,

Speaker 3 I put them in the frisky category because they also, they're so injured. And I don't know.
Like, I...

Speaker 3 Maybe they could beat the Chiefs next week. I think the Chiefs are that broken that maybe the Giants go in there and just do something crazy.

Speaker 3 I've got my eye on the Giants because I think they're going to finish second place in the Beasts this year. I think they're going to end up with like seven wins.
That's my prediction.

Speaker 3 Okay, seven wins? I'm going to look real quick.

Speaker 3 Oh, it's probably not out yet. Do you think it's out? The guess whose line is it anyway?

Speaker 3 The Chiefs versus the Giants? Chiefs versus Giants. And it's in Kansas City.

Speaker 3 It's Monday night football in Kansas City. Guess whose line is it anyway? Chiefs versus Giants.
What are you going to say, Billy?

Speaker 8 I think that's a clowning game.

Speaker 3 Oh,

Speaker 3 from

Speaker 3 the broken.

Speaker 8 I think it's the Chiefs are going to bounce back and clown.

Speaker 3 No, really? I don't know about that. I don't think they're not hard enough.
They're due. They're due to clown.
No, the Chiefs will end up clowning themselves right now if they try to clown others.

Speaker 3 I don't know if the

Speaker 3 clowning. They are, but if you've been paying attention recently, they're just putting the clown shoes on themselves.

Speaker 8 Well, Kelsey with that pass, if they were winning, that wasn't.

Speaker 3 That wasn't clowning. That was just Sabre Manually smart football.
That's clowning. Designed downfield laterals.
Clowns of the game. The Giants have a tough schedule.
Eight and a half.

Speaker 3 They might not get to seven. We have a line.
Oh, we do. All right.

Speaker 4 I'm going to say seven and a half.

Speaker 3 Seven and a half. Eight and a half.
Eight and a half. Nine and a half.
Nine and a half.

Speaker 4 Guess whose lines it anyway?

Speaker 3 I love the Giants in that game.

Speaker 3 They might not have set. They have a tough schedule.
But they're the.

Speaker 3 I've actually had like a good read on the Giants, when to bet on them, when not to. They're just like, just wait until they're playing not a good team.
I guess this would be the Chiefs.

Speaker 3 Not a good team. And everyone's like, damn, do the Giants suck.
Now, if the Giants beat the Chiefs in prime time, at that point, Panic Button smashed in Kansas City. Oh.
Smashed.

Speaker 3 I don't, I think it's like, I think it's, I think the Panic Button has already been touched.

Speaker 3 People are asking, is this a curse of X Factor? Yes, probably. Since banning him from the state.
Probably. Probably.
Daniel Jones, by the way, played very well. I'm back in on Danny Dimes.

Speaker 3 I can't quit him.

Speaker 3 He's having a nice season. Like, he is.

Speaker 4 He is. He's all right.
He is.

Speaker 3 He's taking care of the ball for the most part.

Speaker 3 And

Speaker 3 last game, what was it?

Speaker 4 Against the Rams, that was a bad one.

Speaker 3 But he ran the ball well. He has no one to throw to.
He caught an unbelievable pass. One-handed.
Yeah. Danny Dimes.
I'm backing on him. I am.
I am. I can't quit this fucking guy.

Speaker 3 Also, Sam Darnold was 2 for 15. Sorry, Sam Darneau was 2 for 15 on third down.
I like Darneau. It's like French.
Yeah, that's a good way to suck.

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Speaker 3 All right, Afternoon games, Cardinals, Texans, yikes. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Oh, they were up 5-0. Texans were up 5-0.
I was just shocked that J.J. Watt didn't get a touchdown pass.
Yeah. I thought that this was going to be one of those revenge game things.

Speaker 3 All the revenge went to Nuke,

Speaker 3 to Hopkins, and J.J. Watt was just, he got left out of the offensive game plan pretty badly there.
Yep.

Speaker 3 This was like you could you could have convinced yourself in a way that the Texans were in a kind of a trap game because they have the Packers Thursday night, which should be great.

Speaker 3 That will be a great Thursday night football game.

Speaker 3 And it started 5-0. And you're like, ooh, maybe the Cardinals are in trouble.
And then you remembered that the Texans are a borderline not in a professional football team.

Speaker 3 And yeah, this was like a total snoozer. The only big thing was like Zach Ertz.

Speaker 3 The Cardinals had a ton of weapons, and now they also have Zach Ertz who looks like he wants to play now.

Speaker 3 Is Tarod Taylor coming back? Are we just saying he is supposed to get a year of Davis Mills? No, he's supposed to be. I think he's returning to practice this week, actually.
In fact, okay. Thank God.

Speaker 3 Yes. Thank God.
And you know what that means? I'm going to bet on the Texans this weekend. Yep.

Speaker 3 So I'm looking forward to that. They're tough to watch.
Tarrod will probably get hurt again. Unfortunately, that's just kind of how it seems to go with him.

Speaker 3 But don't worry, Texans fans, because when Tarad's in town, it means that the next guy is going to be your guy of the future. Davis Mills.
Davis Mills.

Speaker 3 Also, this had

Speaker 3 one of the stupidest roughing the passer penalties ever because Kyler Murray, his head is at shoulder height for everybody else. And

Speaker 3 there's no way to sack him when you're running upright at him. It's impossible to either hit him in that strike zone, which is like below his shoulders and above his waist.

Speaker 3 It basically doesn't exist. He's got the smallest thorax of any NFL quarterback.
And so he also wears these, like, he wears the towel that hangs out, and it looks like it's flag football.

Speaker 3 Where when Kyler Murray, if you pull his towel out when he's he's in the pocket and throw it on the ground, that should count as

Speaker 3 against Kyler Murray because otherwise you're just going to hit him in his giant helmet or hit his knees. Yes.
Kyler Murray also put this in the memory machine here, Jake. Kyler Murray is Mr.

Speaker 3 September, October. In his career, he's 17-6 against the spread in October and September.
When do you want that?

Speaker 3 Well, on Thursday, but also next year.

Speaker 3 When September comes. Pre-week one.
Yes. But Thursday, we have our last chance.

Speaker 3 That's pretty crazy. Yeah, that's great.
I love those games between the Packers and the Cardinals. They always remind me of that Aaron Rodgers Kurt Warner game.
You remember that one?

Speaker 3 Yep, which was incredible. Yeah.
So that's going to be, I'm going to bet the over on that one Thursday night. And you know what? The NFL owes us this.
You owe us a good game.

Speaker 3 After a bad week of really two weeks, two weeks in a row of sub-par Sundays,

Speaker 3 you owe us a Thursday night shootout. That's a fact.
Rivalry. And Cardinals are also 7-0.
Last undefeated team.

Speaker 3 I think I saw a stat that was like, there's like a 90% chance to go to the playoffs. So, I don't know.
That's cool. Seems high.

Speaker 3 Seems high, but also, like, I was looking at the list of last teams undefeated, and pretty much every single one of them goes to the playoffs. If they get past, like, week five.

Speaker 3 Yeah, so let's look at their schedule. Let's predict their first loss.
I'm just going to say this Thursday. Okay.
I think Packers.

Speaker 3 I will say, so I hope they beat the Packers.

Speaker 3 And I'm sure, then I'll just say the whatever's whatever's after the Packers, letdown spot. Yeah, at 49ers.
That's perfect. Yeah, they're going to win a shitload of games.

Speaker 3 I'm looking at their schedule right now.

Speaker 3 They still have to play. They still get to play the Bears, the Lions,

Speaker 3 the Panthers. They're going to win a lot of games.
Yep.

Speaker 3 It's going to be, like, if they beat the Packers on Thursday,

Speaker 3 it's going to be tough for them. I guess the Bucs still have only had one loss, right?

Speaker 3 So, yeah,

Speaker 3 the Cardinals are really fucking good. I don't really know what else to say.
This game sucked, sucked, and the Cardinals are really fucking good. J.J.
Watt was right.

Speaker 3 How about us in the national media stop saying that they're soft and just say that they're really fucking good? They're really fucking good. You're really fucking good, JJ.
You happy? You bully? Yes.

Speaker 3 And I'm very sad about, like, I'm not sad about it, but I'm more sad that I

Speaker 3 have to watch the Texans.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 3 It's depressing. It is.
It's very sad. Very, very sad.

Speaker 3 Are they even going to get fans to show up for these games? I don't know. There's got to be a million better things to do in Houston.
Absolutely. Without a doubt.
The Rockets are.

Speaker 3 Yeah, no, yeah. I would rather go drive on a highway.
I would definitely rather go watch a Rockets game. The Astros.
Yeah, go hang out. I forgot about the Astros.
Go fall asleep at Mr.

Speaker 3 Smack's house for a while. Go root for some cheaters.

Speaker 3 What were you going to say? Yeah. They're cheaters.
They are.

Speaker 3 We'll get to that. We can talk some playoff baseball.
That is a football show. That is a football show.

Speaker 3 Speaking of depressing, what were you going to say, Jake? One more thing from that game. Yeah.
Oh, yes. Back to back.
Popping up for our guy.

Speaker 3 Jake gets his score Gammy.

Speaker 3 I wish I could swap brains with you, Jake, because your Sunday is just so much more pleasant than mine. No.

Speaker 3 Yes, it is. You're just positive, like.

Speaker 7 I don't know if for every gamma that hits, think of all the ones that don't. Right.

Speaker 3 True. Or two and

Speaker 3 84 this season. I don't think that bothers Jake.
I think

Speaker 3 he's just the next Gami's the great one. No, but he wouldn't like it if it was an every weekend thing.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 I don't know. You wouldn't want every game to go Gami.
No, no, no, no. Right.
It's the excitement. Right, exactly.
At that point, it's not even Score of Gami anymore. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 The Score of Gami would become a game that had a similar score as another one. But I just can't imagine a world where I walk out of my house on a Sunday.
It's like,

Speaker 3 well, just hope there's a Gami.

Speaker 3 And if I get one, damn, was that a great Sunday. And if I don't, it was also a great Sunday.
I love the picture that Jake took next to the TV that had the Score of Gami on it.

Speaker 3 Like he was Wilt Chamberlain holding up his hundred points.

Speaker 3 He was like, look what I did. Yeah, he was like a bowler bowling a perfect game.
Yeah. The local Wayne.
Look at this. I root for you guys.
Yeah, I know. I do.
Yes. No, I know.

Speaker 3 I'm very, very much aware. And I'm happy that you got a Gami.
Thank you.

Speaker 3 It's a good thing what I'm saying right now.

Speaker 3 You have a much better outlook on life in general. You're healthy.
Then I do.

Speaker 3 You're mentally a lot healthier than I am on any given Sunday. All right, I forgot to say that.
When I'm in a torture chamber and you're just rooting for the Gamis. That's all.

Speaker 3 All right. Speaking of terrible football, Bucs 38, Bears 3.

Speaker 3 There's no, like, I'm not going to get mad.

Speaker 3 That game actually gave me a headache. I got trolled by Jim Nance and

Speaker 3 Tony Romo for four hours. The Bucs kicked the shit out of the Bears.
Justin Fields does not look good. I can't, there's nothing I can really say about it.
Like, he doesn't look good.

Speaker 3 I could say maybe the fact that he didn't know his starting right tackle wasn't playing until he showed up to the stadium. That was probably not great.
And

Speaker 3 also, it just snowballed. Maybe if Cole Komet catches that ball in third and eight on the second drive of the game, it's a totally different game, but that's just the way it goes.

Speaker 3 This one was a big-time Bruce Arian's revenge game. Oh, yeah, he was like, he was pissed off still that he didn't get that job when he did the interview.
And was that when they hired Tressman?

Speaker 3 Yeah, so it was

Speaker 3 the fake press conference. The mock interview, the mock press conference that he refused to do.

Speaker 3 And Tressman, by the way, you know, it's a bad thing. You always can tell the Bears are really getting the shit kicked out of them if

Speaker 3 the name Tressman starts to trend on Twitter, and it did. So it was trending on the table.
He definitely caught astray on that one.

Speaker 3 It was major, like, Bruce Arian's vibes where he holds grudges against everybody in the NFL. So he will find a reason why he's going to run up and score on you.

Speaker 3 And shout out, by the way, to the guy in the front row that got the Mike Evans,

Speaker 3 the touchdown ball from Brady's 600th career touchdown pass and then the equipment guy from the bucks walks over and was like hey that's that's a pretty important ball you mind just hand that back buddy and the guy just gave it up to him then we find out that that thing is worth six figgies yep easy easy they bullied that man yes out of a huge payday well mike evans what what a up how do you not know that also how many balls does brady need does it does brady actually hang on to every single one of these milestone balls because he's just going to throw 700 passes easily and then the 600th one isn't going to mean shit Correct.

Speaker 3 No, I agree. Like what happens to ball 500 after this? That's what this dude should demand.
He should be like, if you throw 700, you need to throw some quarterbacks back. He's throwing 500, though.

Speaker 3 Yep.

Speaker 7 There's one that's thrown 600. That's true.

Speaker 3 That's true. That's true.
Would you give it back to Brady?

Speaker 7 Yeah, personally.

Speaker 3 What do you mean, personally?

Speaker 7 Like, I wouldn't hand it to the ball boy. I'd be like, Tom, here's my number.
You want to meet him.

Speaker 3 Yeah, no, you should hold out for me. I'll come give it to you.

Speaker 7 We can go out to dinner. I can stay over for a few weeks, month, year, adoption, whatever.

Speaker 3 Just becoming an Antonio Brown.

Speaker 3 But yeah, I would give it up to you. It was bullying.
They bullied that guy out of that ball. Yeah.

Speaker 3 It was a painful game, though. It was terrible that it was, in addition to the replacement game ball, the Bucs gave fan

Speaker 3 Byron Kennedy a $1,000 gift card to their team store.

Speaker 3 No, I'm not a cornstool sports lawyer right there.

Speaker 3 They didn't even give him stores. Jesus Christ.

Speaker 3 They gave him store credit for the ball? Wow.

Speaker 3 Dude, Brady, you have a a lot of money.

Speaker 3 Give him something. But that's why, once you give it to the equipment manager.
I know.

Speaker 3 But Mike Evans fucked up. Like, Mike Evans, you got to know.

Speaker 3 You got to understand the moment and not give away that ball.

Speaker 8 There may be legal precedent that even if he did keep the ball, that he couldn't keep it because of a lawsuit.

Speaker 7 This is a Billy just decided. I like that.

Speaker 3 What's the precise? Billy, I like the seriousness.

Speaker 3 What is the precedent?

Speaker 7 Legal precedent means it's happened before.

Speaker 8 I think there's legal precedent that if you take equipment from an enemy.

Speaker 3 Precedent or precedent?

Speaker 3 Precedent.

Speaker 7 What's the precedent?

Speaker 8 That if someone were to take equipment?

Speaker 3 I don't know, but I think there is.

Speaker 3 Billy's anticipating that it's happened because it's a problem.

Speaker 3 Like if that guy were to run out fully, I don't know what precedent means, but I think that means that precedent means it's happened before.

Speaker 3 Billy's using it

Speaker 3 in the form of a president. Hypothetically.

Speaker 8 I feel like what is so controversial about that?

Speaker 3 You're saying there's legal precedent, but

Speaker 3 you don't have anything. I'm trying to find it.

Speaker 8 But I think that's why you can just walk out of the stadium with the ball.

Speaker 3 I think you can. I think once you take possession and you make a football move, that football becomes yours.

Speaker 8 Because it's all stamped with property of whatever team, all the balls.

Speaker 3 But if somebody hands it to you,

Speaker 8 like the balls we have in the office are all stamped property of Buffalo Bills.

Speaker 3 No, there's a logo on it, but it doesn't say property of. It does.
Oh. You sure? Wow.
Yeah, well, we'll go back to the house. Yeah, I think you're just making it.
I'm not. It's literally a staple.

Speaker 3 Billy, I'm on your side. Thank you.
I'm on the right side of history. I think if you take the ball and you hold it close to your body and you don't give it up,

Speaker 3 they can't take it from you. I'm not

Speaker 3 assault if they took it from you. Fucking ride, bro.

Speaker 8 Let's go. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Either way, this game sucked. Justin Fields does not look good.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 People are going to tell me he's the worst. I'm going to wait till he has a real coaching staff.
And I know you're like, hey, didn't you just say that about Tua? Yeah, that's how fandom works.

Speaker 3 I'm going to wait and see because I have no other option. And if he is not good, then

Speaker 3 everything's just terrible, terrible, terrible. I think that this season, you can't judge what Justin Fields is doing.
I have a stat that makes me feel better about him, though.

Speaker 3 He's been sacked 20 times. The record is 31, David Carr.

Speaker 3 I still think David Carr could be good.

Speaker 3 I have another stat for you. I have another stat for you.
The last rookie to have three. Did you have a football? Yeah.
You think David Carr could be a good one? Yeah, why not? Yes, yes.

Speaker 3 He had sick arms. Okay.

Speaker 3 The last rookie to have three interceptions and two fumbles was

Speaker 3 Josh Rosen. I still think Josh Rosen could be good.
So I'm not giving up on Justin Fields. No, I'm fucking standing my ground.

Speaker 3 You can't judge anything Justin Fields does this year because obviously the situation with the Bears could be a lot better right now. Probably saying that as an understatement.

Speaker 3 But you can go into next year and be like,

Speaker 3 he's got an offensive coordinator that will take advantage of his skill set. And by skill set, I mean running plays that work.

Speaker 3 Well, and it's a very bad combination of an offensive line that can't really block, Justin Fields processing not being that quick right now, waiting for receivers to get open, and it's a receiving core that never gets open.

Speaker 3 So that's how you get a result like today where the wheels fall off and it looks terrible. The only thing I can hope is that Matt Nagy gets fired soon.
Put us out of this misery.

Speaker 3 I think if it had gotten worse, he might have gotten fired this week. If it had gotten real bad.

Speaker 3 If it had gotten real, real bad. 383 wasn't bad.
Yeah, if he had one play that he ran like towards the end of the game, that was an absolute clown show.

Speaker 3 Not in Billy's sense, but if he did it to himself like ran a fake field goal that got switched into a pass that got intercepted and returned for six if there was like some signaturely comically bad play that he had ran I feel like it could have been this week he I mean if the Bucs had wanted to they could have won that game

Speaker 3 60 to 3

Speaker 3 60 probably like it was they they they you know put the Bears out of their misery by not really running a real offense in the second half it was it was a very very bad game the bears are not even close to like a real like the real teams yeah oh how about tracy wolfson running a five minute mile crazy so they dropped they just dropped that on us out of nowhere that tracy will wolfson came in second place in like the tampa 5k that they had in the morning yeah and she runs a five minute mile over the course of 3.1 miles what the is that about crazy shadow tracy at any point in this broadcast did you say tony romo you're insufferable uh no really i have not i hate them, though.

Speaker 3 They were trolling.

Speaker 3 I know. That's what we're saying.
I know. No, they're terrible.
I did say they were trolling us. They were trolling us.
So they've expanded their repertoire.

Speaker 3 It's no longer just about golf jokes between the two of them. Now, if they ever want to get under the other guy's skin, they just make a comment about how rich the other person is.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 Like, Jim, you've got houses in every state. Here's the thing, though.
This game. You don't pay taxes.
This game, you like...

Speaker 3 The Romo and Jim Nance trolling Bears fans, like, I can't get mad because the Bears were the reason for it because by halftime, they were like, well, we got to run all of our best material here because we don't have a game to talk about.

Speaker 3 It was the entire second half. I had a headache watching it because it was like, this isn't even football.
The Bears can't do anything, and the Bucs aren't even trying anymore.

Speaker 3 There should have been a running clock in the second half. It was so bad.
It was so bad. I just flush it out.
Worry about it next week.

Speaker 3 I think the Bears are probably going to beat the 49ers next week. So I'm already back.
Welcome back. There it is.
What, you don't think so? What's the weather going going to be like next week?

Speaker 3 It's going to be in Chicago, probably a nice place.

Speaker 7 Are they going to shut out the 49ers? What? Are they going to shut out the 49ers? Maybe.

Speaker 7 Then maybe.

Speaker 3 Why are you saying because the Bears can only score three points? Yeah. They have gone, I think, like

Speaker 3 every game this year under 200 yards passing. So we're like going backwards in football history.
I mean, it would be great if

Speaker 3 nothing game out of it. Yeah, I'd be fine with that.
Wins a win. Four and four.
I'd convince myself they're a playoff team. Yeah, they stink.
All right, Eagles, Raiders.

Speaker 3 So, Nick Siriani, you're talking about look in the mirror, guys. He actually is, he, this is all he says now.

Speaker 3 So, after the game, he said, anytime you lose like that, everybody has to look themselves in the mirror. It just wasn't good enough.
It starts with me. It wasn't good enough.

Speaker 3 That was like Nick Siriani basically opened up a

Speaker 3 coach's cliche handbook and started reading from page one. It starts with me is a good one.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 I would have liked it better if he had said it starts and ends with me. Yes.
That's even better. But yeah, Siriani,

Speaker 3 he is

Speaker 3 he's the opposite in every way of Basicia. Yes.
Are we pronouncing that?

Speaker 3 Siriani is not a foxhole guy. No.
Not a foxhole guy. He's got his own foxhole.
Yeah. That's got weird toiletries and lotions and hair grooming products.
He's got great eyes, by the way.

Speaker 3 He does have good eyes. He's a good-looking man.
Yeah, he is a good-looking man, but he's not a good football coach. I wouldn't want my football coach to be good looking.

Speaker 3 That just tells me you haven't played enough football. I'm trying to think who's like the best looking football coach.
Steve Belichick. Charlie McVay's pretty good coach.
Cliff?

Speaker 3 Yeah, Cliff is... Yeah, Cliff's got that whole I just wear sunglasses.
You might be Vrabes. He's actually not that afraid.
Vrabes? You think Vrabes?

Speaker 7 Vrabes. Vraves

Speaker 7 is a hot man.

Speaker 3 I like.

Speaker 3 Actually, you know what? It kills me to say it, but Matt LaFleur is a good-looking dude. He is.
Yeah. I like Cully, David Culley.
Yeah. I like how he dresses.
I like how he just keeps going out.

Speaker 3 I like how he's alive. Yeah, he just keeps going.
A lesser man would have died. Arthur Smith.

Speaker 3 Great-looking guy. Really good-looking guy.

Speaker 3 Bruce Arians. Red's my favorite color.
Yeah. Bruce Arians.

Speaker 5 Ah, Mike Tomlin's a good-looking guy.

Speaker 3 All right, so there's some good-looking guys.

Speaker 3 Yeah, but Siriani is like next.

Speaker 3 He's like the Jimmy Garoppolo of head coaches, where it's like, I don't, you need to ug it up a little bit, bro. He also,

Speaker 3 that game was like, it was so. The Eagles basically, it was a 7-7 game.

Speaker 3 The Raiders went on a 96-yard touchdown drive to make it 14-7. Then the Eagles fumbled the next play.

Speaker 3 Raiders scored. Then they start the second half.
The Eagles do an on-side kick that doesn't work. Raiders score.
So it was like 7-7, and then you blinked, and it was 24-7. Yeah,

Speaker 3 the onside kick that started the second half, that seems like a play that should work every time.

Speaker 3 Because the middle is always there. But then you have to remember you're counting on your kicker to recover it.
Nope. And Alec Ingold, the fullback special teams captain, is waiting on it.

Speaker 3 More than that, Rich Basicia is a special teams coach who's now your head coach. He can't let any of that happen ever.

Speaker 3 Like, that's the one thing that he can't let happen as the new head coach, to have his special teams fail. Yeah, and so here's what Carr said after the game about Basicchia.

Speaker 3 He has the ear of the locker room. He has the pulse.
He has the heartbeat. I think that's the same thing as the pulse.
And he's our leader.

Speaker 3 We would love for him to still be our head coach for the future. It's going to happen.
So they're at least going to give him that interview. Yeah, no,

Speaker 3 we're fully on to phase two. I could see Mark Davis being charmed.
Yes. Absolutely.
Very easily charmed.

Speaker 3 Also, he probably doesn't have to pay him that much, much, which Mark Davis is like more PF changes from it. Huge bonus.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 Derek Carr, by the way. Derek Carr, fun fact, is actually on pace now, 17 games, so it's all different.

Speaker 3 Derek Carr is on pace right now to break Peyton Manning's passing, single-season passing record, which would be awesome. Yes, it would.
It would be so awesome. He has to do...
So Peyton Manning had

Speaker 3 5,477 yards in 2013 with the Broncos. Derek Carr is pretty close to 2,000 yards through seven games.
He has to average 353 yards per game to break it.

Speaker 3 I think we can all agree at that point that if Derek Carr does break Peyton Manning's record, which I'm rooting for right now. I'll have to root for it.

Speaker 3 But it would also make every step meaningless through football for the future of the game.

Speaker 3 I want him to destroy the game for football. I want that.
And

Speaker 3 I also think fun little... narrative we can get going is Darren Waller bad for Derek Carr.
Oh, I like that. Because Darren Waller was out today.

Speaker 3 Derek Carr was was 31 for 34, and he had a stretch where he had 16 straight completions. I think Darren Waller makes you think.

Speaker 3 I think John Gruden was bad for Darren Waller because it was just like, what are you going to call this play? Just more Darren Waller. We're going to feed Darren Waller

Speaker 3 every single time.

Speaker 3 I like the narrative. I think that we should at least...
A fun thing we should at least have the conversation.

Speaker 3 I've also noticed that the Eagles are kind of the backdoor kings, not in terms of covering, but in terms of making blowouts feel like they were less blowouts than they really were.

Speaker 3 Because this happened with the Chiefs, it happened with the Bucs, and it happened again today, where they got the shit kicked out of them.

Speaker 3 But if you were to look at the final score, you're like, that was a marginally entertaining, close game. It was competitive.

Speaker 3 No, there was someone, I saw it when I was scrolling through Twitter before we did the show. Someone had a,

Speaker 3 it was Nick Siriani and Jalen Hurts in the fourth quarter of a blowout, and it was just a picture of Brady and Belichick. Yeah, exactly.
Like, that's what they are. Yes, they make,

Speaker 3 they'll do something like they'll score the last touchdown of the game and go for two for no real reason, just to make the score appear a little bit closer than it was. Right.

Speaker 3 They always have weird scores. Very weird scores.
Yeah, it makes you scratch your head and be like, oh, that must have been kind of competitive.

Speaker 3 They also have, the Eagles have so many plays that are just demoralizing. Yes.

Speaker 3 Where right after it's over, the guy like walks back towards the huddle and it's like, well, we're going to lose today after that play. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Where like, yeah, and even their last touchdown was Jalen Hurts just throwing a ball that should have been picked off like 100 times out of 100. And, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 Eagles fans can't be very happy right now.

Speaker 4 I think they have a shitload of draft picks, though.

Speaker 3 So just do that. Okay, that would be good.
They have three first-round draft picks. Can you find that for me, Jake? I'm pretty sure they do.

Speaker 9 Yeah, they have the Dolphins, the Colts on their own.

Speaker 4 So there you go.

Speaker 9 Right now, just three of the top nine.

Speaker 3 Wow. So that's like a...
So they're ready to build.

Speaker 3 You can suck if you have three first-round draft picks. They're going to get three wide receivers that can't catch.
You can tell yourself that the whole thing's going to change.

Speaker 3 Yeah, they're going to get one wide receiver that also played lacrosse who's going to stink. One guy that works part-time as an EMT and he's going to quit after a year.

Speaker 3 Garbage

Speaker 3 guy who can be their kick goal. Yeah, then a garbage kicking field goal picker.

Speaker 5 All right, last up,

Speaker 3 Rams, Lions. Let's clap for the Lions.

Speaker 3 They did...

Speaker 3 Everything

Speaker 3 they could to try to win this game. I would say Dan Campbell went hard hard in the paint today.
He went so hard in the paint. He fucking left everything out on the field.

Speaker 3 Two fake punts, on-side kick, going forward on fourth down, and they still ended up losing by nine points. I think they're the best winless team in history, though, at this point in a season.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 I think that they're going to turn every game into a street fight where

Speaker 3 they're going to play like they have nothing left to lose because they don't. And Dan Campbell is just going to do crazy stuff.
And eventually it's going to work out.

Speaker 3 So what he's doing is obviously being as aggressive as possible all the time.

Speaker 3 And there's going to be one game where every single aggressive play that he makes is going to work.

Speaker 3 And then that'll be their one win on the season. It was.
And everyone will be happy and it'll cry. It was.
They'll cry.

Speaker 3 Like they did everything they could to try to win this game. And I know that sounds very stupid to say because they're all pros and they're out there trying to win.

Speaker 3 But like if you watch this game, the Lions were, they were doing every, like the biting the kneecaps, that actually happened. They were trying so hard to win this game.

Speaker 3 They were stealing possessions, and it just turns out they're just way less talented than the Los Angeles.

Speaker 3 They were getting into fights. So like Sewell went after Aaron Donald.

Speaker 3 They are taking on that mentality of like, listen, I'm going to, I'm going to be dirty as fuck, and we're going to just try to shove each other.

Speaker 3 And like I said, Dan Campbell, if he was a coach of the Chiefs, I think the Chiefs immediately rebound. Yeah.
And all their problems would be fixed. Yeah.
Just a hard nose.

Speaker 3 Let's play a game called Let's Try to Find the Lions a win because I would like them to win one. Sunday.
I think it's coming soon, yeah. Oh, really? Sunday.
Who are they playing?

Speaker 7 The Birds.

Speaker 3 Oh,

Speaker 3 okay.

Speaker 3 At home. Which bird? They could win that.
Eagles. They could win that game.
Bears. Bears on Thanksgiving.
Although they've already lost to the Bears, but yes, that absolutely is losable for the Bears.

Speaker 3 At the Broncos. Maybe at the Browns, depending if Baker's back.

Speaker 9 Last game of the season, if the Packers are benching Rodgers.

Speaker 3 Oh, week 18, first ever week 18.

Speaker 7 They're winning before that, Jake.

Speaker 3 Chill out. I want them to win very badly.
I want Dan Campbell to get

Speaker 3 on everyone's shoulders, walked off.

Speaker 3 I think that the Lions are going to win two games. Okay.
I'm taking the overall 1.5 wins. That would be nice for them.
But yeah, they fought their asses off.

Speaker 3 I do have a very sad stat.

Speaker 3 Actually, you know what? I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it because he's our friend.
Jared Roff's our friend.

Speaker 3 And it looked like Dan Campbell turned the keys to the offense over to Jared today.

Speaker 3 He did. The Rams have also never lost a game where they've been leading at halftime, which is crazy under McVay.

Speaker 3 That's an insane thing.

Speaker 3 And then the only other stat I had was

Speaker 3 the only player in the Super Bowl era to have eight-plus touchdowns and 800 yards in the first seven games of the season is Cooper Cup. He's the only player to do that in the Super Bowl era.

Speaker 3 That's insane.

Speaker 3 He's got,

Speaker 3 he had what, two touchdowns today? 156 yards. He's like on fire.
It also is the same route every time.

Speaker 3 It's him starting on the right side and running all the way across the field, and Matt Stafford getting him while he goes up the field and then he scores a touchdown.

Speaker 3 It seems like cheating to be able to put a guy in motion before the play and then use his speed to just continue having him be open after the ball snapped.

Speaker 3 I know it's totally legal, but it feels like they were laying it on pretty thick today. The Lions haven't won a game, Sean.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 I like how Stafford afterwards said he's relieved to have the Lions reunion over with, as if it was was like, you know, Brady going back to Foxborough. Like, was did anyone really?

Speaker 3 Well, there were so many different revenge factors in this game. But was anyone like, man, this is a big story?

Speaker 3 No, it was like if the verbal meme where everyone's like shaking hands in the middle, everybody of different stripes and races wearing different shirts. Yes.

Speaker 3 And it was like all around the same revenge game, but you also had, obviously, Jared Goff going back to the West Coast. Sean McVay

Speaker 3 laid it on pretty thick in the post-game hug with Jared Goff. Yeah, Jerry Goff didn't really seem like he was

Speaker 3 not in a hugging mood. We don't buy that shit.
That's bullshit. I just clicked on a random ad.

Speaker 3 Celebrities that you can't believe are still alive. Old celebrities you didn't realize are still alive.
Ed Asner. Did you know that? Yeah,

Speaker 3 he's still alive. He's still alive.
We've got Betty White. What's Ed Asner from? I don't know.
He's that bald guy, right? Estelle Harris. Still alive.
Who's she?

Speaker 3 Costanza's mom. Oh, yeah, she's hot.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 Buzz Aldrin. No, Buzz Aldrin's dead, right? No,

Speaker 3 Neil Armstrong's left. This is a fucking, this is a great slideshow.
Robert Wagner. Bobby? Bobby Wagner? Bobby Wagner, yeah.
Yeah. I'll do one more.
Easy to boom. Oh, Bob Barker.

Speaker 3 Yeah, well, we knew that. That'll be a national, a national,

Speaker 3 terrible day. It's a tragedy when Bob Barker kicks off.
All neuters and spays will stop. Yeah, Bobby Newhart

Speaker 3 is still alive.

Speaker 3 Technically. This is what tells you about how this NFL Sunday went.
Angela Lansbury. I can't believe she's still alive.
Okay, I'm going to.

Speaker 3 Dead. Angela? Angela.
That was a Hank. That was a Hank.
Dead or alive celebrity. William Daniels.

Speaker 3 I'm probably getting a

Speaker 3 terrible virus on my

Speaker 3 computer right now because one of those random ads at the bottom of an article. Okay, dead or alive.
Sidney Poitier. Is he still alive? Yeah, he's alive.
Okay. I don't trust this.

Speaker 3 Dead or alive, Burt Reynolds. Dead.
Dead. He's dead, yeah.
Barbara Walters, still alive. Ooh, dead or alive.
Mr. T? Dead.
Dead. No, he's alive.
Whoa, Dick Van Dyke. He's alive.
No, he's dead.

Speaker 3 Well, then this thing. He's not.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 I think Dick Van Dyke, I will definitely know when Dick Van Dyke dies because there will be many jokes that I will not be allowed to make. Mel Brooks, he's still alive?

Speaker 3 Yeah, still alive. Fuck, man.
This is a great site. All right.

Speaker 3 That was NFL Sunday.

Speaker 3 What?

Speaker 4 We're going to say Hank.

Speaker 3 What are you going to say? You can't do that face. You can't do the Hank face where you're like.
Oh, no, Brooks died a little while.

Speaker 7 Oh, no. I was thinking of Willy Wonkin, dude.
Yeah. Gene Hackman.

Speaker 3 Gene Wilder. Gene Wildler.
Gene Hockman retired from acting, but he is alive. Yeah, Hank just did the

Speaker 4 face. Yeah, he did.

Speaker 3 You did. You were like a beer cat popping out of a hole.
Like, is it clear?

Speaker 7 He was in these Gene Hackers.

Speaker 3 Hank, how was your weekend?

Speaker 7 It's good. Fun time.
Paul Punk was awesome. TFT.

Speaker 3 Guild fun in Colorado.

Speaker 7 I had fun in Colorado. I had fun in Indiana.

Speaker 3 I'm not going to ask you anything about your weekend.

Speaker 7 Okay, thanks. I won't ask you anything about yours either.

Speaker 3 All I asked you was

Speaker 3 how was your weekend? Yeah.

Speaker 4 You can't say how was your weekend?

Speaker 7 You can. It was awesome.

Speaker 3 Pup Punk was great. Lots of fun.
Pup Punk does rock. All right, let's get to our

Speaker 4 football guys of the week.

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Speaker 11 Yes.

Speaker 3 Billy, football guy of the week.

Speaker 8 This week we have a great crop of nominees.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 8 Last week was a little scarce, but we had a big winner in scarce.

Speaker 3 Great woman. Losing all ability to pronounce words.
Scarce? Scarce scanner.

Speaker 3 I said, what did I just say? Angelo Lands. Angelo Lansbury.

Speaker 8 Shout out, Greg Long, Chugging Coors Light, Purdue. So he was last week's winner.

Speaker 8 This week, we have our first nominee, Malik Jackson, defensive tackle on the Browns, who said that football isn't a 9-5 job and that they have to think about it all day, all the time, even on a date with a girl.

Speaker 8 It is a 24-7 commitment in a state of mind. So that's a huge football guy.
mentality and way of life.

Speaker 8 Our second nominee is Max Williams, tight end for the Arizona Cardinals, who, even though he had a season-ending knee injury, suited up and watched the game from his couch.

Speaker 3 What are you doing with full pads? What are you doing right now? What? All these guys in the NFL?

Speaker 3 Look, there was a bad crop last week.

Speaker 8 There's a great crop this week.

Speaker 8 I just can't make up football guys.

Speaker 3 I miss the high school football guys of the week. All right, keep going.

Speaker 8 Our third nominee is Dawson Knox Bill's tight end.

Speaker 3 What are you doing?

Speaker 3 These are all NFL players.

Speaker 8 People were actually being football guys this week in the week.

Speaker 3 Is there anybody that doesn't get paid millions and millions of dollars to play a sport that just does it for the pure football?

Speaker 8 So, Dawson Knox, we all saw him throw the touchdown to Josh Allen on Monday night. It turns out he broke his thumb or finger the drive before, and he threw that.

Speaker 8 You saw how it was kind of like shot-putty, and it kind of wasn't like a good pass. Yep.
He barely got to him. So it turns out he did with a broken hand.

Speaker 3 So that's pretty good. Oh, yeah, that's a football guy.
Okay.

Speaker 8 So, and our last nominee is James Poulos from Calvary Christian Academy offensive lineman.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 3 Did you tell me about a James King?

Speaker 8 So James Poulos was coughing up blood before his homecoming game.

Speaker 8 And in order to play, he bit his lip and convinced his trainer that the blood was from his bleeding lip and not from him coughing up blood.

Speaker 3 Is he okay?

Speaker 3 He did die. Did you do the bare amount of research to find out if he was dead?

Speaker 8 No, he did not die. He was real.
And

Speaker 8 so, yeah, so those are our football guys of the week.

Speaker 3 What was wrong? Why was he coughing up blood?

Speaker 8 He had some sort of pneumonia lung infection.

Speaker 3 I think the real words pleurisy he had.

Speaker 8 He played through pleurisy through his homecoming game. It's a huge football guy move.
That's purple.

Speaker 8 And they tried to keep the other team actually finally got him kicked out of the game because they were complaining about him coughing up blood during the game.

Speaker 3 Oh my gosh. Kind of in a pandemic.
Yeah, he was like, hey, no, it's my lip.

Speaker 8 And he was like chomping down his own lip.

Speaker 3 I didn't check that out, but the effort was there.

Speaker 8 Okay. And that's Football Guy Move.
I've also actually added a little caveat to Football Guy of the Week.

Speaker 8 And we're going to have, so for the weeks when there's a bad crop of football guys, we're going to do bonus throwback Football Guy of the Week.

Speaker 7 Define bad crop.

Speaker 3 I mean, last week there weren't the football guy of the subject. He goes into finding these.
How do you find these? He searches on Twitter for Football Guy.

Speaker 8 No, there's also other stuff you have to look through.

Speaker 3 What are the

Speaker 4 documents?

Speaker 8 You have to just find the stories, too.

Speaker 3 Yeah, how do you find those?

Speaker 8 Well, sometimes there's not that many submissions and there are not that many football guys. If you look at last week, there wasn't that many submissions.

Speaker 3 The thing is, though, with Billy, I don't think he realizes when it's a bad crop until he says them out loud. And then we're like,

Speaker 8 you can tell when I have to really dig into the bag into high school football stories.

Speaker 3 So I like

Speaker 3 high school football.

Speaker 3 I like the old school. Well, I'm just going to add the old school because you.
You have like one old school week.

Speaker 8 That's what I'm doing. Okay, perfect.

Speaker 8 So this week we had a fan once called Mike Ditka a baby on a call in a radio show, and Mike responded by giving the guy his office address and telling him, you tell me what time and when, I'll whip your ass.

Speaker 8 Yep. So just an old school folk call story.
So we're going to be adding those in every week.

Speaker 3 Yes. So they'll feel good.
Nice. Beautiful.
Thank you, Billy. That was good.

Speaker 3 Perfect. Yeah.
All right. Let's do it.
I'm going to vote for the high school kid. I'm going to go to the next one.
I mean, the guy played through pleiracy.

Speaker 8 The old school one won't be on the voting card. Oh, fuck.

Speaker 3 All right. So the Bears can't win anything.

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Speaker 3 All right, my who's back of the week. My who's back of the week is people getting madder.

Speaker 7 People getting mad about lists.

Speaker 7 Oh, yes. The NBA released their 75 greatest players of all time.

Speaker 7 They added a bunch of current players to the old list that I think they put out in like the 90s. Yep.

Speaker 7 And people are very mad about some of the selections, some of the people who didn't make the list. Clay Thompson's publicly mad about it, but kind of being cool about it.

Speaker 7 Kyrie was on the list. Like, I don't know if you guys saw this.
There was NBA on their website put out,

Speaker 7 like, they made highlight packages for all 75 players. And they made one for Kyrie.

Speaker 7 but then he didn't make the final list. And then on the website, the link to the video is gone.

Speaker 7 So there's some shady shit going on there. Dwight Howard didn't make it, even though he has a better resume than Anthony Davis, who did make it.

Speaker 3 That's why they are mad at each other. On the sidelines, coincidence? I think not.
So, Wade, go back to the Kyrie thing.

Speaker 3 People are thinking that he was going to be on the list of 75 best, and he was taken off at the last minute. PFT,

Speaker 7 I'm not even like people doing their own research on Kyrie.

Speaker 3 I think it's not conspiracy theorists.

Speaker 7 I mean, you tell me, PFT, PFD, if you're the NBA, why would you accidentally, like, if you're making a highlight package, it said the thing was like Kevin Durant, you know, 75, highlight package.

Speaker 7 James Harden, 75, highlight package. Kyrie Irving, 75, best player, highlight package.
Why would you make that?

Speaker 3 Honestly, I would do it.

Speaker 3 Unless you did it before the season,

Speaker 3 then all this shit came in. It makes sense.

Speaker 7 And then they put in like this fucking guy from the 70s that no one knows.

Speaker 3 We can all agree that this, it's the funniest that it happened to Kyrie. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Like they could if I were in charge of the NBA I would do stuff like this all the time to Kyrie so that Kyrie would be like they're all out to get me. Right.

Speaker 3 And it'd be like, yeah, I actually am out to get Kyrie, but nobody will believe you.

Speaker 7 Bill Walton, unbelievable, probably one of the best college players of all time. Not that funny.

Speaker 3 He was NBA. Yeah.

Speaker 7 Exactly. He got injured.
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 When he's on the list,

Speaker 3 he was MVP and he won a title.

Speaker 4 Yes, it's pretty good.

Speaker 3 They really just need to do, because I saw some people getting mad about like old school players.

Speaker 3 They just need to make it like current current only because of course Clay, like if you put Clay Thompson in a gym in 1950, they'd be like, who is this alien? He's better than all of us.

Speaker 3 Like that's so that's the argument. People will, people will post highlights of like guys from

Speaker 3 like 1940 and be like, look at them. You think that, you think this guy's better than Kyrie? Who are you dunking on? Like all sports evolve.
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 You could be like, well, if this guy didn't exist, then Kyrie Irving wouldn't even know how to play basketball. No, he'd probably still be way, way better.
Max Scherzer would strike out Babe Ruth.

Speaker 3 Like, he would. Yeah.
So could Babe Ruth strike out Max Scherzer, though? Probably not. I think he could.
I don't know how fast did he throw. We don't know.
We don't know. We don't know.

Speaker 3 They'd have radar guns. But it is funny whenever they show, like, people are like, this guy sucked.
Like, yeah.

Speaker 3 Of course. It was 100 years ago.
Yeah, but it's just really to spurn conversations with your dad. It's good to be mad about a list.

Speaker 3 Yeah, look at the list and be like, hey, dad, sorry I haven't talked to you in a while. Who the fuck was Bob McAdoo?

Speaker 3 Yeah, you just need to, every now and then you got to remember that the lists exist so that you can have maybe an hour and a half to pass your time and in a work day.

Speaker 3 It's like whenever I start a discussion about the college football playoff, like we're doing that because we're not going to solve anything.

Speaker 3 Nothing is going to, no one's going to come to an agreement, but we get to basically waste an hour and a half of debating resumes online. And that's fun.

Speaker 3 That is my

Speaker 3 view of a good, well-spent morning is to get in an argument with people about college football resumes online. Is it me or does the NBA put out a different list every two months?

Speaker 3 Yeah, I feel like there are a million of these NBA. Is this list, this is like the officially sanctioned? Yeah, because it was its 75th year anniversary.

Speaker 3 I just feel like we go through this conversation all the time. Yeah, I mean,

Speaker 3 NBA probably is the league that likes to rank the most.

Speaker 3 They like to get the maddest. I actually get the maddest, they like to get the baddest.
College football fans don't like to get mad.

Speaker 3 They actually get angry and argue. NBA fans like to get mad about this.
Right, right. All right, PFT, your who's back? My who's back of the week is rugby.

Speaker 3 Yeah, rugby's back because the USA lost, I think, 105 to 14 to New Zealand. So we finished in second place.
Okay. Which might mean that we're in first place next week.
It was bad.

Speaker 3 It was a bad, bad game. We barely avoided being the biggest margin of defeat ever in the history of international rugby.
Oh, damn. So

Speaker 7 sport of the future.

Speaker 3 What, the second most? Sport of the future. Yeah, second most.
Second most.

Speaker 3 Second most.

Speaker 3 Yeah, so it was fun, though. I got to go to FedEx Field, and I'm sure that the field won't be absolutely torn up for the next home football team game.
But it was fun.

Speaker 3 Got to see the Hakka up front, close and personal. That is very intimidating.
Seeing those guys get out there and do the tribal dance and shit.

Speaker 4 I think so.

Speaker 3 It was absolutely terrifying. The game was over after that happened.
So yeah, rugby's back. Congratulations, rugby.
All right, my who's back is the Atlanta Braves.

Speaker 3 Congratulations to the Atlanta Braves for making the World Series.

Speaker 3 I'm so happy this happened because I did actually start to feel bad that I said that on Friday. As first reported, by pardon my take, the Braves did make the World Series.

Speaker 3 I think we're all rooting for the Braves against the Astros. Absolutely.

Speaker 3 But it's fun to have the Braves back in the World Series. It's been a long time since they made it.
And yeah. That's my Who's Back week.
And Hank, would you like to say anything about...

Speaker 3 Did the Red Sox lose because of the Laz Diaz?

Speaker 7 No, they didn't. They lost because they couldn't score runs.
They wasted all their home runs on Grant Slams in the first couple games.

Speaker 3 So wait, did they win on aggregate?

Speaker 3 Probably. Maybe not.
I think they might have.

Speaker 7 They might have. There's precedent that they could have.

Speaker 3 They might have, yeah. That would be fun if it was just like total runs over seven games.

Speaker 3 I like the Braves, though. They're a fun team.

Speaker 3 I feel bad for the sport of the MLB because, like, let's be honest, Braves Astros doesn't really get the needle moving for a national audience see I'm not gonna do that you did that I'm not gonna do that I did that yeah I'm not gonna do that I'm gonna start dumping ratings in your face you don't think that the Astros move the needle nah not even cheating stuff yeah who wants to who wants to like stay with the cheater everyone loves a villain it moves it like they go

Speaker 7 COVID ruined the fun of hating the Astros it did it did

Speaker 3 because they didn't get their proper you know the hatred tour no not at all I'm very happy happy for Braves fans, though.

Speaker 3 It would be nice for the city of Atlanta to have a win. What if the Braves just started beating the Astros in the World Series being like, this is for cheating for all those years?

Speaker 3 Like, physically beating them up? No, like beating them up. That would be sick.

Speaker 3 Like, this is your comeuppance. We're going to take the biggest platform in the game and lose every game.
Yeah, we're going to lose the World Series just to exact revenge on you guys.

Speaker 3 That would be fun to watch. I would love it.
Yeah. And then the poor Dodgers.
Oh, so bad.

Speaker 3 So sad. SMH, as Magic Johnson said.
SMH. Tough that Magic Johnson.
He did not actually tweet that, right? Like, Magic Johnson is not an SMH person. That was

Speaker 3 the person, yeah, but the person that he texted, I feel like they added the SMH. Oh, you think the editorial? I think it was like a little flare that they put on there.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 3 Billy or Jake?

Speaker 3 Then you wrap it up, Billy.

Speaker 9 Who's back of the week?

Speaker 3 Our Knicks fans. Oh.

Speaker 9 Holy S-H-I-T. This viral video from their opening night win over the Celtics.

Speaker 3 You guys haven't seen it? No, I did see it. Yes.

Speaker 3 They were going, Cray Cray. It's a podcast, Jake.

Speaker 3 New York is fucking bad. The Knicks are here, baby.
The Knicks are fucking here, baby. Fresh outs are going, baby.
We're taking it all away. We have a Tabasio.
We had Cuomo. It was rough shit.

Speaker 3 But we had to talk.

Speaker 3 Frontier stay in.

Speaker 3 Dingbo. Tell me, Love, Tom, KD.
Don't you regret not coming

Speaker 3 It was great.

Speaker 3 Yeah, these guys are crazy. I love it.
I hope they don't lose this stamina. I hope they can do this for every single win that they have at home.

Speaker 3 I want all of 7th Avenue to be shut down. I want barrel fires.
I want this to be just like a constant season-long thing. I agree.
Hank, you were at that game.

Speaker 7 I was at that game. It was an awesome game experience atmosphere.
I've been to Knicks Celtics games like three or four times since we lived in New York.

Speaker 7 That was the first one where I felt like the garden was alive. Obviously, it was opening night, so that probably had something to do with it.

Speaker 3 A lot of scoring.

Speaker 7 The overtime was crazy. Evan Fournette had four threes by himself.
The Celtics somehow matched him, and then Jalen Brown missed a wide-open dunk. Schroeder missed a layup, and the Celtics lost.

Speaker 7 So, I mean, the Knicks, like, they were going crazy because they got lucky, whatever. They lost to the fucking Magic tonight.

Speaker 3 They lost to the Magic tonight.

Speaker 7 They lost to the Magic tonight.

Speaker 3 All right, Billy, wrap us up.

Speaker 8 My who's back is Mike Tyson. So over the weekend, it broke that Mike Tyson is going to fight Logan Paul sometime in February.

Speaker 7 Not a fan.

Speaker 3 Yeah, this is kind of.

Speaker 3 I don't know. I say I like Logan Paul because he works with us, right?

Speaker 7 I like Logan Paul. I just.

Speaker 4 I mean, this is. Come on.

Speaker 8 You think Tyson's going to like pussy.

Speaker 3 Dude, is it so old? Would you fight Mike Tyson?

Speaker 8 No, because he's actually dangerous.

Speaker 3 We actually were talking in Denver

Speaker 3 the potential of

Speaker 3 you versus Hank, Ruff and Rowdy. We were also talking about you versus Big Cat.
No, we weren't. Yeah, we were.
I'm retired. So am I.

Speaker 8 I mean, I'd be down if we didn't have to train.

Speaker 3 If you didn't have to train? Yeah. Just show up and fight?

Speaker 8 Yeah, that's like...

Speaker 3 You're just talking about a fight.

Speaker 3 I know, we're doing it. So you were just saying you want to fight Hank.
You want to do a rowdy. If we can get like rough and rowdy money, that'd be sick.
Oh, okay. Hank's a lover, not a wife.

Speaker 7 I fought for pride, Billy. I don't know about you.

Speaker 3 I thought. Never mind.
You fought for my pride.

Speaker 3 Yeah, true.

Speaker 3 That's the thing. Like, you can't fight Big Cat because Big Cat would just have you fight yourself.
Yeah, and you'd probably die.

Speaker 3 You would get the shit out of your face. You trying to fight yourself would be.
I don't want to put you in that spot.

Speaker 3 Prince Phillip, dead or alive.

Speaker 3 Dead. Dead.
Dead bitch. Although he was a big AWL.
Yep.

Speaker 3 Absolutely love the fancy fuck lads.

Speaker 3 What do you got, Billy? Last thing?

Speaker 8 Pablo Escar's hippos have been classified as humans under the the court of law.

Speaker 3 I actually saw that. That's actually a cool fucking stat.
Yeah, that is nice.

Speaker 3 That's a big step forward towards recognizing frogs as being people too.

Speaker 4 Verbal meme, verbal meme.

Speaker 8 Small domino,

Speaker 8 people like cocaine, big domino, Pablo Escobar's hippos get classified as humans.

Speaker 3 Hippos are humans. Get human rights.
Whoa.

Speaker 3 Think about that.

Speaker 3 All right, number?

Speaker 3 869. 97.

Speaker 3 Cam? 11.

Speaker 3 Hank?

Speaker 3 What's wrong Hank

Speaker 3 I don't know yet

Speaker 3 I'll tell you 94

Speaker 3 all right we'll see everyone on Wednesday love you guys

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