Julian Edelman, Week 6 NFL Preview + Chiefs Superfan XFactor Joins To Explain The SNF Fight

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Speaker 1 Go to BlackRifle Coffee.com/slash take right now. Today is Friday, October 15th, and PFT, I think this podcast just got a whole hell of a lot hotter.

Speaker 20 Yeah, and Billy's here.

Speaker 2 Yeah, Billy's here.

Speaker 27 But we also have a very special guest, something we've never done before.

Speaker 18 Julian Edelman, our good friend, watched Thursday night football with us, just hung out, guys being dudes.

Speaker 12 And we said, you know what? Let's not do a traditional interview.

Speaker 3 Let's have him on for the post-game recap.

Speaker 8 So here he is, Jules.

Speaker 32 What's up, guys?

Speaker 33 I love it.

Speaker 34 You're elected. What's going on?

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 14 So if you missed, Jules is on inside the NFL now.

Speaker 35 Streaming on Paramount Plus.

Speaker 20 How far inside the NFL do you get?

Speaker 33 Knuckles deep?

Speaker 20 Wrist?

Speaker 32 You go B, B deep.

Speaker 36 Yeah. B deep.

Speaker 37 B deep.

Speaker 33 I like it. So I had it.

Speaker 6 If you missed it, Jules.

Speaker 32 The show's the pros watch.

Speaker 11 The show's the pros watch, and he gives insight that you can't get anywhere else.

Speaker 18 Anywhere.

Speaker 20 Such as before the bucks played the patriots he said that both bill belichek and tom brady wanted to win that game um which i didn't realize until he said it well it's true isn't it it was it was true that's the kind of that's the insight that you get if you've played the game yeah hey jules real quick question before we start talking about the game tonight um

Speaker 11 brady versus the patriots who were you rooting for

Speaker 32 I was rooting for the Pats.

Speaker 31 Yeah?

Speaker 1 Did that maybe make Tom Brady a little.

Speaker 32 Yeah, I mean, my guy gets all

Speaker 32 He gets a little sensitive sometimes.

Speaker 12 But that's fair because

Speaker 8 he's your best friend.

Speaker 32 He's my best friend.

Speaker 38 Would he say that you're playing?

Speaker 31 I don't think he probably wouldn't.

Speaker 43 Not anymore.

Speaker 31 Well, you never.

Speaker 44 You never played for the Bucs.

Speaker 20 So to me, that makes sense that you wouldn't... Like, your Legions don't transfer just because Tom's there, right?

Speaker 32 You definitely can't.

Speaker 45 I mean, why would I ever root?

Speaker 20 You're probably also just, like, secretly jealous that you're not on the Bucs right now. Yeah.

Speaker 36 Absolutely not.

Speaker 32 But enjoying my time.

Speaker 4 But so

Speaker 10 if the Bucs,

Speaker 12 I think it's fair to say that you root for the Patriots over everything and then the Bucs number two.

Speaker 40 If the Bucs aren't playing the Patriots, you're rooting for the Bucs.

Speaker 32 I'm rooting for the Niners number two.

Speaker 46 Niners number two.

Speaker 32 Wow. Big Niners guy.

Speaker 47 Okay, Trey Lance.

Speaker 32 A little more of... Jimmy G.

Speaker 50 I like the Niners.

Speaker 31 Okay, there we go.

Speaker 32 I like Shanahan.

Speaker 31 I think he's a good coach.

Speaker 52 I like the defense.

Speaker 43 Yes.

Speaker 32 I like Kittle, even though he's hurt right now. But I'm just a Niners fan.
I grew up loving the 49ers.

Speaker 20 We got off to a little start ball busting here, so I'd like to actually compliment you on something, on your bravery. You took a stand.

Speaker 20 You retired this offseason because there was going to be a vaccine mandate, and you think that every player is entitled to their own choice.

Speaker 20 I thought that was, it's rare to see an athlete stand up for what they believe in, put their money where their mouth is. So, you know, like we see that and we appreciate it.
Yeah.

Speaker 32 You know, hey, you know, there's someone's always got to walk for other people to run.

Speaker 30 Yeah, you walked so Kyrie Irving could run.

Speaker 31 I'm back.

Speaker 31 Double backs, double backs.

Speaker 54 Double backs, double backs.

Speaker 2 All right, so watching this game, it is fun to watch the game with you because you obviously know Tom Brady so well.

Speaker 42 And, you know, they're running your offense, right?

Speaker 55 They're running basically when you watch the game, because that's the story, is that Tom Brady is basically running the offense and Bruce Arian's, like, his no risk it, no biscuit is a way of the past.

Speaker 14 So when you're watching the Bucs, are you like, yeah, I know exactly what they're doing and what they're trying to do?

Speaker 32 I mean, a lot of the time,

Speaker 32 I can see what they're trying to get into

Speaker 32 just because

Speaker 32 if you're in a meeting with, you know, a guy that calls plays and the quarterback, they usually are going to do what the quarterback likes to do. Right.
And,

Speaker 32 you know, you could see early on when Tom was in Tampa, they were kind of doing

Speaker 32 a lot of different things that, you know, Bruce Arians is used to doing.

Speaker 32 And then now if you watch it, I mean, we set up the run, then we hit the play action, let's hit seams if they're in single high, you know, let's hit a stopper route because we got receivers on the outside that are going to be able to, you know, marry those routes up.

Speaker 32 So, I mean, it's a lot of stuff that we did. They get into empty a bunch, formation indicators with the running back.
I mean, it's a lot, it's copycat league.

Speaker 58 Yeah. Copycat league.
Yeah.

Speaker 20 You were calling out some of the routes that the receivers were on. Are you saying like indigo or some other like key words that that you guys use?

Speaker 20 Are they do they still use use those same words and tips i don't know i that that's one thing i don't know um

Speaker 32 maybe yeah i i don't know what uh what system or scheme or if because there's a number system which is the west coast and that's where arians is from

Speaker 32 i think and then uh i should know that i think i don't actually where's he from so i mean he's he came he came from alabama

Speaker 20 but then he was in the steelers he was he called plays for the steelers for he's actually not a west coast guy You can take that back.

Speaker 40 Okay, stricken from the record.

Speaker 39 Temple, Kansas City Chiefs,

Speaker 31 he's literally been everywhere. Didn't he read?

Speaker 31 Did he read there?

Speaker 59 No, it was way, way long ago.

Speaker 35 Way, way long ago. Way long ago.
Yeah, way long ago.

Speaker 32 Who was the head coach?

Speaker 60 Yeah, it was

Speaker 39 with the Colts.

Speaker 12 He was with the Browns.

Speaker 11 He was with the Steelers.

Speaker 31 So he's coming at a bunch of stuff.

Speaker 32 So I don't know what he's running, but he probably has words that they incorporate that are probably similar.

Speaker 12 Yeah, I mean, they're running.

Speaker 14 Tom Brady is basically running whatever he wants at this point, I would imagine.

Speaker 32 I mean, the guy's been in the league for 22 years.

Speaker 42 Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 32 I mean, he's older than the offensive coordinator. Yeah, as crazy.

Speaker 32 He's beat him every time he's played him, I think.

Speaker 20 And the stuff like Antonio Brown adds to the offense is just crazy. When he's not falling down, he slips a lot.
I've noticed that about him.

Speaker 20 He needs to change his cleats or do something different with that. But he looks like he looked, you know, five years ago.
Does he, like, to you, to your eyes, do you see? Has he slown down?

Speaker 20 He looks electric.

Speaker 32 I mean, he stays in shape. I was around him for, you know, two weeks and got to know him a little bit.
And he eats, breathes, and lives, you know, football and taking care of his body.

Speaker 32 And, you know, he's a freak.

Speaker 32 So he's still performing at a very, very high level.

Speaker 20 Now, did Tom ever invite you to live with him?

Speaker 32 No, he didn't.

Speaker 20 That's got to sting a little hurt.

Speaker 31 It hurts.

Speaker 52 That does. That really does hurt.

Speaker 20 That does hurt.

Speaker 20 The Kato Kalen of Tom Brady's house. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 31 That does hurt.

Speaker 16 Speaking of hurt, we got to at least mention the end of this game was an all-time spread and total debacle with Cameron Brayt falling an inch in front of the line or behind the line, third down.

Speaker 14 This was also your welcome to gambling because I mean, I knew this was fucked like in the in

Speaker 65 the third quarter.

Speaker 16 I was like, this game's probably fucked because of how the game was flowing.

Speaker 38 But that was, that's how, that's what we have to deal with.

Speaker 12 So you now are in our lives.

Speaker 31 You're you're in the content life.

Speaker 32 I don't have any, you know, I don't, I'm not putting actual money. This is more for pride of trying to win on inside the NFL.

Speaker 42 On inside the NFL.

Speaker 18 But so you're in our life now of you watch football all day on Sunday.

Speaker 55 Is it harder than playing the actual games?

Speaker 32 I think it is.

Speaker 13 Yes, thank you. I think it's harder because

Speaker 32 you have to remember people's names.

Speaker 61 Mm-hmm.

Speaker 55 You get that sore on the couch.

Speaker 20 There's so many games going on at once.

Speaker 32 Yeah, you get like almost CTE kind of

Speaker 32 from like your eyeballs going here, there.

Speaker 11 Floor where your TV is because you especially this setup. This setup was six TVs.
You've never seen six TVs in the same room.

Speaker 32 Well, usually they're like on the floor,

Speaker 32 one on the wall, and then the kitchen.

Speaker 32 You know, we have a plethora of areas that have TVs.

Speaker 23 You got a bathroom TV?

Speaker 32 No, we don't, but that's what I bring in if you watched my episode of Cribs.

Speaker 31 Which was hilarious.

Speaker 60 If you got a go watch.

Speaker 32 The six inch. The six inch.
You bring it. There you go.

Speaker 41 You know, when you have the ticket you could just bring it anywhere that's true yeah that is true but um so so how have you enjoyed though like content life like actually

Speaker 14 obviously playing the nfl is harder than blogging but

Speaker 44 watching football for 12 hours on sunday is exhausting wouldn't you say

Speaker 32 it is you know it's mentally draining and then coming up with takes and coming up with you know your well that's

Speaker 25 you just have to listen to our podcast yeah that's how you come up with your

Speaker 32 ticket I listen to Billy football.

Speaker 32 He's the smartest guy ever.

Speaker 20 No, he gives you gold.

Speaker 33 He does.

Speaker 2 By the way, Billy, so when Jules came, he came right before kickoff, and he told Billy that Fireman Ed had been traded to the Patriots, and Billy believed him.

Speaker 56 And it was a tough moment for our boy Billy because

Speaker 38 it was a tough moment.

Speaker 37 Billy came up to me after.

Speaker 22 Billy came up to me.

Speaker 15 He's like, it was kind of awkward with Jules.

Speaker 33 He's like, why? What happened?

Speaker 20 He's like, well, he told me Fireman egg got traded and i believed him so billy are you okay have you recovered i didn't really believe him i just didn't really want to stop him and correct him yeah it was

Speaker 51 a bit it was a bit he was doing a bit on you jules

Speaker 20 he was trying to bid on me and i was just sort of are you calling me a biddy

Speaker 31 we're all bitties

Speaker 20 I want to talk about Jalen Hurts real quick. Yeah.
The other quarterback tonight.

Speaker 20 About halfway through the game, I realized that when he drifts in the pocket, when he panics and starts to scramble, it's fine if you scramble, you keep your eyes downfield, you're able to actually extend the play.

Speaker 20 He drifts in the most unproductive angles. He runs like backwards into the sideline, then tries to throw the ball away.
But he's had a couple games where he's played well.

Speaker 20 I'm not buying Jalen Hurts. If he's a stock, I think I'm selling all my stocks that I have in Jalen Hurts.

Speaker 12 Yeah, I think I'm sticking with what I said on Monday is that he's Mr.

Speaker 16 Right now, not Mr. Rice.

Speaker 32 What would I get it on the price at?

Speaker 20 I would give you, well, see, now, if he's a backup, if he's going to move to be a backup, then his stock goes back up. But let's just call it 50 cents right now.

Speaker 32 So what did I get in at?

Speaker 20 So you got in at 75 cents.

Speaker 32 So I'm down a little bit.

Speaker 20 You're down. You've lost money.
Do you cut ties at this point? Or do you wait for a moment?

Speaker 43 I'm going to hold. I'm going to hold.

Speaker 32 I'm going to hold my stock, and I'm still going to see if they can get some things cooking. I didn't particularly love the play calling that was going on.

Speaker 32 And they were having protection problems. They were, you know, Shaq Bairt, he was running them down.
And and when

Speaker 32 you run and guys are just as fast as you, you're not going to be able to slow up, to turn your shoulders, to get you in the right position to make throws. And we saw that with his throwing.

Speaker 32 It just, there was no rhythm to this offense today.

Speaker 69 That is a good point because I think all of our brains have been corrupted by

Speaker 16 watching college football and then playing video games where we think you can just like sprint at a full sprint and then just throw the ball.

Speaker 32 It's tough. It's tough.
And I mean,

Speaker 32 that defensive front for Tampa Bay is pretty electric. And they were struggling trying to block them.
And we saw that.

Speaker 32 And like PFT said, I mean, if you're going to scramble, you know, at least try to scramble with your eyes downfield.

Speaker 32 And it didn't really look like he was doing that as much because the pressure was on him so often. Yeah.

Speaker 70 Yeah.

Speaker 20 Is there any play that is more demoralizing demoralizing or like will slow down an offense faster than if you throw like two wide receiver screens in a row and they both go for one yard or negative one yards because that to me that's what the eagles playbook looked like to us yes it was like we're either going to do an inside handoff which they had some success in later on in the game or we're going to try to like just hammer this wide receiver screen thing yeah they they tried a lot with that the wide receiver screen but i mean the defense of the Bucks, those guys sideline to sideline can run at all positions.

Speaker 32 So, So,

Speaker 32 you know, it was a tough one for them. That was a tough game.
I mean, that's the defending Super Bowl champion.

Speaker 32 So, you know, as Philly was probably saying going into this, this is going to be a measuring stick game. And they held their own.
I mean,

Speaker 32 they beat me. They covered.

Speaker 71 Yeah, they did. Yeah.

Speaker 32 Yeah, that's true. So they technically may have won

Speaker 31 a lot of hearts.

Speaker 11 That is true.

Speaker 11 Good teams win, great teams cover.

Speaker 31 Exactly.

Speaker 56 That's a saying for a reason.

Speaker 10 I have a question about the Bucs.

Speaker 14 So the Buc secondary is banged up.

Speaker 4 When you were playing, if you're you're playing a banged up secondary and you don't, like, the Eagles weren't able to expose it at all.

Speaker 31 Are you just like, what the hell happened?

Speaker 14 Like, do you go into a game when you know there's a bunch of injuries on the other side?

Speaker 5 Like, we should have a field day against these guys.

Speaker 32 I never

Speaker 32 overlooked my opponent, even if we were playing banged up guys, because I was superstitious like that.

Speaker 32 But in theory, yeah, you should probably do better. Right.

Speaker 32 But that's if you can, you know, get things things protected. And

Speaker 32 Tampa Bay was all over Jalen Hurts. I mean, we were sitting there watching like this guy's scrambling to his right every play.

Speaker 35 Yes. Every play.

Speaker 55 Every single play.

Speaker 32 And then

Speaker 32 the defensive backfields, the defensive backs that they did have, I mean,

Speaker 32 those guys were wired a lot of the times down there.

Speaker 71 Yeah.

Speaker 12 Yeah, no, they were.

Speaker 16 I mean, there was a point in time when it felt like the Eagles receivers were playing more defense than the Bucs defenders.

Speaker 44 Because a lot of the throws were kind of off, or the defenders were right in good positions.

Speaker 1 So, I mean, it was tough for the Eagles.

Speaker 5 I still, I'm actually surprised that they made it a six-point game because it felt like it should have been a lot more.

Speaker 20 It did feel like an ass-kicking, even when they were covering the spread.

Speaker 20 It was like this game has felt like a blowout.

Speaker 20 It never felt like the Eagles were in it because they never really got any points when they needed points in the game. Right.
It just came when

Speaker 5 they were down pretty bad.

Speaker 14 And shout out Nick Siriani for understanding math, for going for two, down 14 late.

Speaker 20 Yeah, he took the pin out of his hat. So

Speaker 20 if I had known that the pen was out of his hat, I would have put more money on the E-Goat. Let's tell.
Yeah, the pen's gone. He's taking the training wheels off.

Speaker 32 Yep, he had the numbers on the hat, too.

Speaker 20 The numbers on that. So he had the numbers of the players that were out.
One was Lane Johnson, 65, and there were two other guys out there

Speaker 20 for the season. It's very weird.
It feels like they died. Yeah.
So I don't know what... Nick Siriani, you know what he does?

Speaker 20 He always is in a constant state of trying to be the opposite of Ben Simmons and like really ingratiate himself to the city of Philadelphia.

Speaker 20 He's like, well, if they like me a lot, then I won't get fired. But a big key in that is also winning football games.

Speaker 14 Yeah, when they played Dallas, he was wearing like a beat Dallas shirt.

Speaker 20 And tonight he was wearing a Dr. J jersey before the game.

Speaker 31 Oh, geez. Yeah, so he's.

Speaker 16 Yeah, I think that's Philly's smart enough to know, like, there's, listen, you could maybe wear a Beat Dallas shirt on the first day, and that will get you some

Speaker 49 like juice.

Speaker 46 But, like, I'm telling you right now, Big Ant is not going to be on the call tomorrow being like, yeah, it's, well, he wore a Dr.

Speaker 20 j jersey it's okay the eagles are what one two and four you know what he's gonna say he's gonna be like he doesn't deserve to wear the dr j yes jersey before the game yes you don't you need to win first before you can do that yes the defense pretty did it did pretty well though yeah the the eagles

Speaker 20 defense did pretty well yeah they were getting pressure on tom a little bit and they had some key stops they just didn't capitalize on them yeah uh i i hope that i'm not asking you to be a trader here by divulging any of this information but how do you beat tom brady hmm i know the answer big Big Cat knows the answer.

Speaker 20 Yeah.

Speaker 32 You got to get him off the spot.

Speaker 51 Well,

Speaker 31 in a way, close.

Speaker 37 You got to get him off the spot.

Speaker 24 Keep going. Keep going.

Speaker 20 How do you get him off the spot?

Speaker 32 Pressure up the middle.

Speaker 20 With

Speaker 20 how many linemen?

Speaker 32 I like to pee drop.

Speaker 32 If you could P-drop and put max coverage and then disguise very well, which is hard to disguise against Tom because he's seen all the disguises, but if you can somehow mess with his formation indicators, like Indianapolis did to us like six years ago or four years ago, where they would have a man indicator, but then it wouldn't be man.

Speaker 32 They drop into like a cover six or something. Those are the things that like you don't prepare for.

Speaker 20 Okay. And so Big Cat has a way to do it, too.

Speaker 60 You got pressure with four.

Speaker 20 You get pressure with four. Got to get home.
Yeah.

Speaker 16 You heat him up with four.

Speaker 32 Then you put max covers.

Speaker 42 Yeah, you heat him up with four and it's

Speaker 73 lights out.

Speaker 32 Then you got a

Speaker 32 then you got a double like a good player.

Speaker 31 Yeah.

Speaker 20 Yeah, of course. I would just say, well, you got it.
Yeah, you got a bracket Gronk. You got a bracket Randy Moss.

Speaker 70 You got a bracket Wes Welker.

Speaker 31 It was all cover five. Yeah.

Speaker 32 Cover five.

Speaker 13 It was just the best.

Speaker 32 Cover five is two man, so then you have two, so you're taking away the seams.

Speaker 17 This is really, though, how like the media would talk.

Speaker 60 They'd be like, Tom Brady lost, you know, two Super Bowls, and he's won seven, or he lost three, but like, what, what's the recipe?

Speaker 34 You gotta, you gotta get home with four.

Speaker 39 It's like, well, yeah, if every team could do that, that would be great.

Speaker 20 Yeah, if every team has Michael Strahan and OCU in Europe, that helps.

Speaker 75 Yeah, that would be sick if we could get pressure with four.

Speaker 36 Yep.

Speaker 76 Have you, do you have any communication with Bill Belichick since that you retired?

Speaker 16 I feel like he's the type of guy who warms up to you immediately when you're not, you're no longer his responsibility.

Speaker 32 Nah, well, you know, I did have a couple things on the show inside the NFL where I was kind of mocking them.

Speaker 32 Oh, you did it.

Speaker 77 You did a voice?

Speaker 32 Yeah, I did a voice. Yeah.

Speaker 32 Impression. Yep.

Speaker 31 And

Speaker 32 so when I went back, I went back there for a game.

Speaker 32 I saw him and like, I'm like, you know, hey, coach. And I didn't know how to react because he said something in the media.

Speaker 32 Greg Hill called him out and was like, hey, you hear about Edelman impersonating you? And he goes, yeah, he gave one of his snaps.

Speaker 44 And so,

Speaker 32 so, like, I'm kind of sweating.

Speaker 32 I'm on the sideline before the game, and Coach comes up, and I'm like, hey, Coach, you know, I'm just kind of, like, messing around.

Speaker 61 It's like, oh, yeah, you're all right.

Speaker 31 I'm like, oh, we're good. We're going.

Speaker 32 That means, you know, I got to see where the line's at. I got to see where the line's at.
And I guess I haven't hit that line yet. Yeah.

Speaker 32 But,

Speaker 32 no, it was so crazy. So

Speaker 32 I retire this offseason and I haven't seen him.

Speaker 32 And I end up going to

Speaker 32 some little shindig, and he was there.

Speaker 32 And,

Speaker 32 like, it's been publicized that I was doing inside the NFL for like five months. And so he looks at me, he goes, Hey, so, like, what are you up to now?

Speaker 32 I'm like, I'm doing inside the NFL.

Speaker 32 And he looks at me and he goes,

Speaker 43 Oh, you're doing media?

Speaker 32 And I go,

Speaker 32 Yeah, you know,

Speaker 32 it's going to be kind of fun. I didn't know what I could say to him.
Right.

Speaker 31 You know,

Speaker 32 he's scary. He's intimidating.
And so he goes, Now look, like,

Speaker 32 you can't be a homer.

Speaker 53 That's great.

Speaker 31 He's like, feeling you out.

Speaker 23 He's like, are you going to keep your mouth shut?

Speaker 32 And then he goes, he goes, like, if you have to motherfuck us, you can motherfuck us.

Speaker 31 Oh, that's awesome.

Speaker 58 And so, like, yeah, but it felt like a mafia meeting.

Speaker 31 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 71 We were like, that's, but it was cool.

Speaker 15 Yeah, like, I actually would have, when you start telling that story, I would have thought that Belichick would be like, hey, don't say anything about that.

Speaker 17 But that's

Speaker 2 perfectly Belichick to be like, no,

Speaker 38 you have to be truthful and honest because that's the only way we'll get better.

Speaker 20 Exactly. He's telling you, do your job.
Yeah.

Speaker 31 He was telling me to do your job.

Speaker 51 That's so perfect.

Speaker 32 But it was like, it was fresh out of a movie. Like, I was at a Bronx tale in an Italian restaurant, and I see.

Speaker 45 the old mob boss. Yeah.

Speaker 70 That's perfect.

Speaker 20 It'd just be a real shame if somebody were to say anything about the time that they spend here.

Speaker 31 It'd be a shame.

Speaker 20 Have a good night, Julie.

Speaker 62 If he just starts reading your parents' address to you.

Speaker 37 Is your dad still at this point?

Speaker 77 Yeah, is Frank still at this place?

Speaker 32 No, he's still a good guy.

Speaker 45 I mean, he's actually,

Speaker 32 you know,

Speaker 32 he's a personable guy when you get him in the right environment. Yeah.

Speaker 52 Yeah.

Speaker 18 Are you going to, my last question, then we'll get to Billy's couple questions here, and then we'll get to our weekend preview.

Speaker 38 So are you going to read the Seth Wickersham book?

Speaker 32 No. What is what?

Speaker 20 You know, the Better to Be Feared?

Speaker 52 Yeah.

Speaker 32 Better to be feared.

Speaker 14 You lived it, so you don't really need to read it.

Speaker 32 Yeah. No, I don't know.

Speaker 31 My book, guys.

Speaker 33 Now, that's a Belichick answer.

Speaker 69 Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 70 Yeah,

Speaker 49 that's Belichick still having his grips on Jules.

Speaker 20 If he had told you, like, when you met him on the field, if he had been, like, you know, a little bit upset about the impressions or whatever, and he'd been like, take a lap, Jules, do you think like instinctively you would have started jogging?

Speaker 58 Yes.

Speaker 31 Yeah. Immediately.

Speaker 32 How far? How many, coach?

Speaker 52 Yes.

Speaker 33 Yes, I got you.

Speaker 20 I do have one last active football question. The new quarterback, Mac Jones.
What's your read on him? What's your read on old Mackey?

Speaker 42 I think he's doing well.

Speaker 52 McCorkle.

Speaker 32 I think he's doing well. I mean,

Speaker 32 they're not doing great. I mean, the red area offense needs some help, and

Speaker 32 they need to create some more explosion plays.

Speaker 32 But as far as seeing, you know, a kid come in and retain the offense and see what plays they're running and see his quarterback clock and his clicking ability from certain reads.

Speaker 32 It's been pretty impressive and guys that I've talked to that are still there are impressed with him and how he's been able to digest the playbook and the offensive scheme.

Speaker 32 So, you know, it's exciting for him. And I think he just needs to, he's got that kind of like even keeled, like

Speaker 32 cool, collect kind of attitude if you if you you see him, you know what I mean? And if he continues that, you know, I think the big plays will will come and he'll learn how to play.

Speaker 32 And there's games within games that, you know, once you get the offense down,

Speaker 32 you can start doing those things. And, you know, if he continues to improve and believe in the system,

Speaker 32 I think he's going to be a pretty good quarterback.

Speaker 60 It's really hard to have patience with rookie quarterbacks, but you have to constantly remind yourself.

Speaker 32 Yeah, but it's been, like, he hasn't made.

Speaker 32 He hasn't made like real bad football plays. He's made a couple like Doidoy plays.

Speaker 31 Yeah. I like that.

Speaker 4 I know which Doidoy play you're talking about.

Speaker 32 Yeah, the one where he threw it backwards.

Speaker 71 Yeah, yes, yes.

Speaker 32 But like he has Doidoy play.

Speaker 20 That's better than head scratches.

Speaker 51 Doi-Doy play is a great doid play.

Speaker 32 But like we watch these other quarterbacks and you.

Speaker 24 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 77 Zach Wilson's got some Doidoi plays.

Speaker 15 A lot of Doid Doi.

Speaker 32 But also, I don't think the play calling has been as good as I agree with you.

Speaker 50 You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 I think you can actually go down the list of like Justin Fields has had a couple doi doi plays.

Speaker 15 Yeah.

Speaker 30 And the offense hasn't fully stretched it yet for him.

Speaker 32 But also with like with what I'm most impressed about with Mac is his ability to like sidestep a guy in the pocket, step up, keep his eyes downfield like we were talking about earlier today, and be able to deliver a ball that was like his fourth read that he went from his first to like his fourth because he saw it somehow.

Speaker 32 Like those are things that you don't see very often from younger quarterbacks. That calm, cool, collect, and this pocket awareness.

Speaker 32 He's not mobile by any means, but like his ability to move in the pocket, step up when you know

Speaker 32 the guys are running the hump, the DNs are running the hump, you step up in the pocket, but you don't get all flustered and stuff. You still stay in the read.
Like he's been doing that.

Speaker 32 You know, he has a lot to improve on, but he's got a good foundation going.

Speaker 20 I like that, the functional mobility that certain quarterbacks have. So like he's not going to set any rushing yardage records, but no, he can move in the pocket.

Speaker 32 Like Tom. Tom's the goat at that.
Like, that's what Tom's really insane at. Like, having a sixth sense where, you know, all right, oh, they're going to get him.
He steps up in the pocket.

Speaker 32 He slides to his right. Then he finds his guy and he did, you know, he doinks it out.

Speaker 20 Yeah. Yeah.
Am I wrong, though, to think that a team like the Patriots is a big advantage for a quarterback that's going to give him help in training him to keep his eyes downfield?

Speaker 20 Because the way that I know that you guys coached up there and that you played is that if you're running the fourth option as a receiver, you're running that route like you're the primary guy.

Speaker 20 Like, you don't take plays off at receivers, even if you don't think that the ball is going to come to you. If the play is designed to go to one guy, everybody is doing that.

Speaker 20 And I think on teams that might not have the same amount of coaching or the same level of detail, you'll get guys that dog a couple routes here and there.

Speaker 32 I definitely think his ecosystem was the best out of all the rookies that are entering the league this year. Yeah.

Speaker 32 You know, just as far as, and I could be, I'm not biased, but that's all I really know because I was in that system.

Speaker 32 But also just how the team is built, the money that they spent and the defense that they have and the coaches that they have. Like, you know, those guys are going to be there for a while.

Speaker 32 You know what I mean? Yeah.

Speaker 31 Stability there.

Speaker 32 It's a stability there. Usually when you get a fresh quarterback, you're getting a fresh coach, a new play caller.
These guys are going to be a good thing.

Speaker 31 You stink, yeah, right.

Speaker 32 There's a lot of, you know. variables.
Yeah.

Speaker 69 All right, Billy.

Speaker 40 Doidoy questions? Yeah, go some with some doidoy questions.

Speaker 20 Steve Belichick.

Speaker 31 Yeah.

Speaker 20 He's always seemingly messing with the media, but when we saw the tongue thing the other night, do you think, like, what do you think he's doing there? Do you think he's doing that on purpose?

Speaker 20 Or do you think he just

Speaker 20 does that during the game?

Speaker 32 He just does that. It's probably like his Twitch.
Yeah.

Speaker 32 He's a feisty guy. You know, Stevie,

Speaker 32 he loves football.

Speaker 32 He's like a fiery guy.

Speaker 32 He's the guy that, like, in practice, that would come up and talk shit to me like oh the defense got you on that play and like we would be talking shit to each other like wouldn't even like look at each other for a week and then like all of a sudden be boys again you know what i mean like he that's just how he is he's he's he's fired up

Speaker 20 when belichek was at mac jones's pro day yeah the whole time he just looked disappointed and shaking his head and like totally threw a lot of people off of mac jones do you think he did that on purpose so he could pick him up i don't know for a fact but i wouldn't be surprised So that would be in his repertoire.

Speaker 32 Dude, he's fucking.

Speaker 32 He's the ultimate Jedi.

Speaker 32 Mind tricks.

Speaker 20 Wow, it's that deep?

Speaker 32 It's deeper than deep.

Speaker 31 Wow.

Speaker 42 It's deeper than any of us know.

Speaker 20 Yeah, he can't even explain how deep it is.

Speaker 42 It's Illuminati. Yeah.

Speaker 20 Last question. Do you think you can put up 135 more than I did last time we interviewed you?

Speaker 32 How many times did you put it up?

Speaker 20 I think I put it up 40 times.

Speaker 43 I don't know.

Speaker 20 It just happens.

Speaker 77 Oh, shit. 45.

Speaker 31 Oh, it is 135.

Speaker 58 Did I make you do it?

Speaker 52 Yeah.

Speaker 52 Yeah.

Speaker 20 I know you've been working out. You've got the trainer.
You're using Hank's same trainer for boxing, right?

Speaker 42 Yeah.

Speaker 24 Am I?

Speaker 31 Yeah.

Speaker 58 Probably.

Speaker 20 What's your name? What's your trainer's name?

Speaker 31 My boy Don over in Brooklyn.

Speaker 61 All right.

Speaker 31 All right.

Speaker 14 Good questions. You want to try?

Speaker 31 I don't know if I got it in me.

Speaker 21 All right, well, you're going to come back.

Speaker 2 You're going to come back.

Speaker 20 He basically lives next to me.

Speaker 31 44 now.

Speaker 71 Listen.

Speaker 20 Do you have any best friends in the city?

Speaker 4 You got a crew?

Speaker 75 Well, it was going to be Billy.

Speaker 22 He asked Billy

Speaker 39 where he lives in the city, and Billy was like Jersey, and Jules just took out his phone and

Speaker 36 I saw him cross off Billy.

Speaker 70 Oh, but I could get here very fast.

Speaker 31 Yes.

Speaker 62 Billy's

Speaker 23 fridge and time.

Speaker 9 Can you take Billy out one night just for

Speaker 31 us?

Speaker 39 As long as he just does,

Speaker 32 whatever happens, got to stay in the circle of Billy.

Speaker 58 Oh, yeah, Billy's.

Speaker 31 Billy's the best liar of all time.

Speaker 12 If you ask Billy a question three times, you'll get the truth.

Speaker 53 Any question.

Speaker 32 Billy, would you do that's like nothing? Billy, would you do that second nothing? Billy, would you do that? We went to this.

Speaker 54 Yeah, yeah, right, you're right.

Speaker 10 That's exactly what that's exactly how it would go.

Speaker 83 But seriously, Jules and I went fucking raging.

Speaker 32 All right, we'll do. I'm a father of one.
I don't rage anymore. Yeah.

Speaker 20 I'm a dog dad.

Speaker 71 There you go.

Speaker 20 You guys are basically the same.

Speaker 32 Oh, yeah. You know what?

Speaker 45 People like, oh, do you have a dog?

Speaker 32 No, I have a a kid. I'm sorry.

Speaker 17 All right.

Speaker 2 So Jules will be back, though, because now that we realize he lives not too far from the office, this was a lot of fun.

Speaker 20 And also, you got to, anytime you want to watch television on a real screen, you know the place to come.

Speaker 1 This was a great time, though.

Speaker 14 We watched the whole game.

Speaker 51 There was a little

Speaker 32 Wi-Fi outage in my area, so that's why.

Speaker 70 Oh, that's why you came by,

Speaker 62 got a fancy roster.

Speaker 32 He cut my cable, and it's kind of, you know, it's kind of came back to be bite me in the butt.

Speaker 31 I stream everything on Paramount Plus.

Speaker 14 Every time there's a storm, Jules is like, hey, what are you guys doing tonight?

Speaker 70 Exactly.

Speaker 20 How's your fantasy team doing? You said that you're playing fantasy football for the first time.

Speaker 32 I mean, Mike Evans didn't do anything tonight.

Speaker 51 I was hoping.

Speaker 20 Yeah? Yeah. Tell us more.
Who else do you have on that?

Speaker 31 We really care.

Speaker 51 Tell us more.

Speaker 20 What's your worst beat so far this year?

Speaker 32 I'm not even good.

Speaker 84 Yeah?

Speaker 32 No.

Speaker 85 But why? Let us help you.

Speaker 52 Why? Why do you want to help me?

Speaker 31 We're experts. We love fantasy teams.

Speaker 52 That's how you don't care. No, we care.

Speaker 31 No, it's just just for Florida.

Speaker 20 We care about everybody else's team.

Speaker 57 That's the thing.

Speaker 20 I really do love hearing about the team.

Speaker 31 I had McCaffrey. He got banged up.
Yeah.

Speaker 20 He's questionable this week, though.

Speaker 85 Who's your quarterback?

Speaker 32 P. Holmes.

Speaker 34 Ah, P. Holmes.
I like that.

Speaker 52 I'm going to start calling him.

Speaker 31 P. Holmes is.
Yeah, he hasn't been great.

Speaker 31 Huh?

Speaker 11 No, he hasn't been great.

Speaker 32 Those picks have been hurting me.

Speaker 33 Yeah, they have. Minus two.

Speaker 32 He'll get it together. He'll get it together.
Yeah.

Speaker 20 What's wrong with Patrick Mahomes? That's how you need to start making your takes. Yeah.
Like, I'm concerned about Patrick Mahomes. This isn't a good thing.

Speaker 29 Did we eat too much too fast?

Speaker 50 No.

Speaker 23 Has the league figured out.

Speaker 24 There's two things to talk about inside the NFL.

Speaker 32 No, I'll tell you right now. Yeah.

Speaker 29 Were we too fast to annoy him?

Speaker 32 The Chiefs are built differently this year. They're a little banged up on defense.

Speaker 45 So the defense isn't playing very well or well at all.

Speaker 43 And

Speaker 32 they have this stigma that every time they're going to go out the offense, they're going to do a video game play.

Speaker 55 They need to have a little more long methodical type drives make the easy play sometimes you gotta make the easy pass you know and i i understand where they're at there's been no there we haven't ever done that but yeah maybe sometimes look at your receivers when you're throwing to him the little stuff he'll get it i mean what is he 25 yeah no we just we actually are very much poking fun he is the best quarterback in the league and we like to just do this because it's a fun thing to have he's a stud that's it this could make him stronger yeah there it is

Speaker 31 hot take yeah yeah or this could be the beginning of the end.

Speaker 24 No. Yeah, it could be.

Speaker 27 You never know. What if he's never the same again?

Speaker 32 See, it's tough because I've been on a two and three team that went out and won the Super Bowl.

Speaker 2 Was that the Trent Dilfer year?

Speaker 58 Yeah.

Speaker 31 The Kansas Zone.

Speaker 50 You're not good no more.

Speaker 61 Yeah, that's it. That's it.

Speaker 30 You know what I mean?

Speaker 32 So, like, you never know how a team reacts, and a team in September is never the same team in December. So if they continually, like, they just need to take care of the football.

Speaker 32 They've been very reckless with the football.

Speaker 62 And they're getting too cute with it.

Speaker 32 Way, way too cute.

Speaker 20 Yeah. Okay, here's a good headline that we can make.

Speaker 32 Job security, baby.

Speaker 34 There you go.

Speaker 20 How many more losses would it take for Bill Belichick to be on the hot seat?

Speaker 32 He'll never be on the hot seat. Ever? Ever.

Speaker 20 What if he doesn't win a game for the next four years?

Speaker 32 I don't think it's possible.

Speaker 20 But what if it happened?

Speaker 17 What if?

Speaker 20 Hot seat?

Speaker 20 People have to be asking the question. Like, you haven't shown shown up for the last four seasons.
What do we pay you to do?

Speaker 32 I don't, I mean, I don't, I don't, I can't even fathom that.

Speaker 20 What if he, okay, uh, after a Thursday night game, he stays behind in the city and he goes out to a bar, and a nice young lady is dancing next to him, and she encourages him to join her event that she has going on.

Speaker 20 Um, and then a video leaks after bad loss on the road.

Speaker 14 Hot seat, Bill Belichick, he's in Ohio State hoodie.

Speaker 32 That's a tough seat, yeah, that's a tough seat.

Speaker 20 Hot seat, so it's I don't know, know.

Speaker 35 I don't know.

Speaker 50 Nah,

Speaker 20 you know, that's that's actually one that Bill might kill you for if you actually say, like,

Speaker 20 Bill is wearing out his welcome in New England.

Speaker 31 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 61 What? Yeah. What?

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Speaker 38 Okay, week six. Boys, we are one-third of the way into the season.
Week six. Week six.
It's It's crazy that we're already here.

Speaker 20 I don't like it when you say that sort of thing. Well, it reminds me of when they tweet out like this is the last time that the sun's going to set before 7 p.m.
until March.

Speaker 47 Which, by the way, remember that your clocks change on Sunday morning.

Speaker 14 Saturday night, Sunday morning this week. 2 a.m.

Speaker 21 Yep, so make sure it's fall back.

Speaker 31 So we gain an hour.

Speaker 13 We gain an hour.

Speaker 54 Spring forward, fall back. Fall back.

Speaker 3 So we gain an hour.

Speaker 5 So make sure you adjust your clocks.

Speaker 14 Just a little PSA out there. Don't want to be the person who shows up late for the games on Sunday because you didn't.

Speaker 85 Oh, actually, you show up early.

Speaker 20 Well, it's going to be an early kickoff in London. So make sure that you fall back, get that extra hour of sleep.
Yep.

Speaker 21 Okay, so

Speaker 38 week six.

Speaker 6 What are the standings at, Jake?

Speaker 87 PFT and I had a big week, three and one. The Lunder stopped me from going perfect after an 0-4 week.
Big Cat, Billy, Liam, 2-2.

Speaker 87 Hank, 0-3-1.

Speaker 87 Right now, Big Cat, 13-7. Hank in second at 11-8-1.
PFT and Billy tied 11-9. Liam and I tied at 8-12.

Speaker 52 So, go ahead.

Speaker 26 Liam, Jake.

Speaker 20 Rock, paper, scissors. Shoot.

Speaker 31 It looks like Liam won't be Hank and Jake.

Speaker 24 Hell yeah.

Speaker 31 Playing golf. Hell yeah.
All the way across the country.

Speaker 20 Yeah, no bad blood there.

Speaker 31 I love it.

Speaker 71 Not at all. None at all.

Speaker 20 Carved through with sportsmanship. Yes.

Speaker 54 Just so much sportsmanship.

Speaker 80 Stuffed with sportsmanship.

Speaker 6 All right, let's get into the games then.

Speaker 31 Quick.

Speaker 13 Oh, my current BCS rankings have the Cardinals and the Bills one and two.

Speaker 31 Ooh, I don't know. The Cardinals won.
I don't like it.

Speaker 46 You can't not have the Cardinals one with an undefeated record.

Speaker 20 They ain't play nobody.

Speaker 20 I got Bills number one, Chargers two, Cowboys three.

Speaker 20 But the B Sports.

Speaker 62 Strength of schedule doesn't factor.

Speaker 5 Strength of schedule factors, but an undefeated team has to be number one until they lose.

Speaker 35 No, they're like Cincinnati.

Speaker 20 Yeah. The Cardinals are my Cincinnati team.

Speaker 14 Under BCS rankings, Cincinnati would have been very confusing back in the day.

Speaker 20 No, these are, these are, so my rankings have Bills, Chargers, Cowboys, Bucs, cards, then tied with all of them is the Bengals because they can tie anybody. Got it.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I have the Cardinals until they lose.

Speaker 14 They have played someone.

Speaker 56 They played the Rams. They beat the fuck out of the Rams at the Rams.

Speaker 57 Aboriginal.

Speaker 65 And then the Bills have...

Speaker 1 The fun fact about the Bills, they have

Speaker 15 double the point differential than the next

Speaker 64 than the second team, not named the Cardinals.

Speaker 39 So the Cowboys are plus 53 in point differential.

Speaker 56 The Bills are plus 108.

Speaker 5 Cardinals are plus 63.

Speaker 79 Yeah, so bills are fucking killing people.

Speaker 20 We can agree Bills should be at the top. Yes.

Speaker 56 All right, so let's get into, oh, also, one thing I'm going to throw out there for everyone.

Speaker 14 Hank, I know that you'll have some underdogs, but just I just went and looked through it because I wanted to give people something to think about.

Speaker 2 The top bets as of right now, money and percentage of bets, the Bengals, the Packers, the Chiefs, the Chargers, the Rams, and the Cowboys.

Speaker 83 So think about that when you're going into Sunday because half those teams will lose somehow because that's just how it works.

Speaker 1 Hank, do you want to start with our favorite?

Speaker 69 Your favorite favorite?

Speaker 80 My favorite favorite. Make sure you make your picks on the play bar salap, by the way.
Picks can parlay. I think it's up to $30,000.

Speaker 57 My favorite is the

Speaker 80 Rams' favorite?

Speaker 18 The Rams are very big favors.

Speaker 80 Yes, all right. So I had Rams written down.

Speaker 20 Rams are my favorite. Minus 10 and a half.

Speaker 51 I think it's 9.5.

Speaker 18 Minus 9.5.

Speaker 59 Daniel Jones can cuss, but was reading a book on the flight back from

Speaker 38 Dallas to New York after his concussion.

Speaker 46 LeBron would never.

Speaker 5 So I don't know if that means, I don't think he's playing.

Speaker 20 I think he's going to play. He is.
I think he's going to play. Yeah.

Speaker 51 Probably better.

Speaker 20 He's in the protocol right now, but Mike Glennon said that if need be, he will be ready to play also. Got it.
I'm just falling into the trap of too many points. It's a long trip.

Speaker 20 They have to travel east, early game east. These are the things I tell myself when convincing myself to bet against a heavy favorite like the Rams.
Because the Rams do look,

Speaker 20 when they're on, they're on. Yes.
But this feels like it could be just a weird Sunday. Not sure if they're going to lose outright, but I think that's a lot of points.

Speaker 64 Yeah, no, they're one of the teams that I just mentioned in the most bet games.

Speaker 13 So that would tend to believe that maybe it would be the Giants that you'd want to bet on.

Speaker 40 But okay, so that's your favorite favorite.

Speaker 73 Favorite favorite guy. I'm not a favorite guy.

Speaker 78 What do you want?

Speaker 46 No, no, you're not. You're not.

Speaker 83 You have to do your job.

Speaker 31 Bubba.

Speaker 80 Chiefs, minus six and a half.

Speaker 24 Okay, okay.

Speaker 89 We have X Factor coming up.

Speaker 31 Yep. Yeah, that's why.

Speaker 20 Yeah. It's Sean Taylor Jersey Retirement Day.
Bubba, does that not mean anything to you?

Speaker 82 Which, did they announce this not long ago?

Speaker 68 Because they want to make everyone stop thinking about Dan Spenner's email.

Speaker 31 This is planned all over.

Speaker 80 Sean Taylor's not really that important to the Washington football team.

Speaker 51 They're just randomly.

Speaker 80 It's been figured people didn't really want to be aware of that or maybe plan for that before the season.

Speaker 8 Is there an anniversary or something, or is it just a random team?

Speaker 62 17 years.

Speaker 83 17 years. Oh, yeah, who's the first one?

Speaker 31 17 years, 17 years.

Speaker 20 No, it's just, this is planned well in advance.

Speaker 20 Years in advance, actually.

Speaker 24 No,

Speaker 20 I truly believe that they're not competent enough to pull off a last-minute PR stunt like this to be like, oh, shit, everyone's talking about all the emails that we've been receiving that might be made public.

Speaker 20 So we should do the Sean Taylor retirement thing this Sunday.

Speaker 20 I think that's something that a normal

Speaker 20 team would probably think would be a good thing to

Speaker 20 distract people from the other conversation. But I don't think the football team's competent enough to pull it off on such a short timetable.

Speaker 20 So they're so incompetent that they can't be competent about being incompetent. Got it.
And I do think that they just goofed up and they were like, hey, whoops.

Speaker 20 I guess we forgot to tell all the fans that their favorite player, really the only beautiful thing that we've had going for this franchise in the last 20 years.

Speaker 20 Yeah, we're going to be retiring his his jersey.

Speaker 14 Maybe, maybe what happened was Dan Snyder sent out a memo saying everyone stop emailing each other, being like, you know, put a band-aid over a gaping wound, and then that was why the communication never got out there that it's Sean Taylor Day.

Speaker 20 They've just been locked out of their emails.

Speaker 42 They've just not been speaking.

Speaker 14 No one in the front office or, you know, the comms department.

Speaker 5 They haven't been able to talk to each other because no email.

Speaker 20 That's the best way to get rid of the problem. Yeah.
It's like

Speaker 20 you can't print out racist memes if you're unable to sent them in the first place.

Speaker 20 right and we did find out that the the most toxic part it because they did the report and you remember that the report that was issued to Roger Goodell was the world's first oral report into an investigation of decades-long sexual harassment and workplace toxicity so they gave an oral report so that you can't like print it out so you can't even release copies of the report because those don't even exist right but the bottom line was the worst part of the environment in the Washington football team front office is that John Gruden just couldn't stop emailing them.

Speaker 65 Well, Well, I was going to say the worst part is that Adam Schefter broke all the rules of journalism.

Speaker 59 Yeah.

Speaker 31 That was the worst part.

Speaker 20 Well, Mr. Editor.

Speaker 87 Yes.

Speaker 89 Just disgusting.

Speaker 56 Also, we don't say his name, but you can figure out who I'm about to say.

Speaker 14 But he did a great job of being a lightning rod for Schefter by making the story about himself and really stepping in it.

Speaker 83 Yep, that was great.

Speaker 20 Very good job by D Money.

Speaker 46 Yes, D Money.

Speaker 38 All right, your favorite favorite.

Speaker 10 I actually, for this game, by the way,

Speaker 14 I feel like the Chiefs might be in more trouble than we let on, but I don't know.

Speaker 83 I don't know. I mean,

Speaker 44 this is my favorite over of the week, which we'll get to, but

Speaker 49 something's weird about the Chiefs.

Speaker 13 We'll see.

Speaker 6 I guess if they win this game convincingly, then I'll be like, okay, they're back on track.

Speaker 20 This definitely feels like a get-right game for the Chiefs.

Speaker 20 They're going up. It's the two worst defenses playing against each other.
Correct. And the Chiefs are going to just hang 60 points.
We might be in for a 60. What is it called? A 60 lobster?

Speaker 20 60 lobster. 60 lobster this weekend.

Speaker 25 Yes.

Speaker 69 All right, your favorite favorite?

Speaker 20 My favorite favorite is Cowboys, minus three and a half at the Patriots. Dan Quinn put on a helmet in practice this week and worked on taking out

Speaker 20 his player's legs because he says that's what the Patriots are going to be doing to you. I want to give you the best look possible.
So he came out with a helmet on and started diving at knees.

Speaker 20 So I like the Cowboys in this one.

Speaker 20 The Patriots are going to have a long Sunday. Hank, I don't know how you feel about that.

Speaker 20 It's the curse of Hank, of the check mark. Hank becoming a blue check, I think, might have done some damage to your beloved Patriots, Hank.
Do you have any comments about that?

Speaker 80 Please, please elaborate.

Speaker 20 Well, Check Hanks over there. You're like, oh, look at me.
I'll never be. I'm always going to be a bad boy.

Speaker 80 If he brought that up for that joke, yeah, I was going to say, I'm trying to check. You also just torched my Firefest, but

Speaker 80 I don't see a blue check mark next to my name.

Speaker 13 The Check Hanks.

Speaker 20 You like that nickname? Yeah.

Speaker 31 Yeah.

Speaker 80 I'm not worried about it. I think it's such a rat line that when we talked about it on Sunday.

Speaker 31 I think we're going to address the Twitter.

Speaker 65 We'll talk about that at Firefest.

Speaker 36 Yeah. Okay.
All right.

Speaker 14 Yeah, no, I think it's a rat line, too. I think the Patriots might win this game.

Speaker 47 It doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 20 That's why I like it because I've been looking at the rat lines for the last few weeks and just betting the square side of the rat lines. And it's been a pretty successful strategy for me so far.

Speaker 20 But this does look, I don't know, it's weird.

Speaker 20 When we talked about it on Sunday, it's just, it's like an electric fence. You don't want to touch it.

Speaker 31 Yeah, this, yeah.

Speaker 20 But I'm going to touch it.

Speaker 44 I think the,

Speaker 3 and also the Cowboys have played three home games in a row.

Speaker 56 Now they go on the road.

Speaker 38 I feel like that's always a weird thing.

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 47 I just think the Patriots are going to be game in this

Speaker 47 one.

Speaker 46 And we're going to walk away being like, oh, maybe they actually are good.

Speaker 42 Maybe they're actually turning a corner here.

Speaker 13 All right.

Speaker 2 My favorite favorite is the Browns.

Speaker 1 Minus three.

Speaker 42 Bad weather in Cleveland.

Speaker 84 Wins 20 to 40, maybe.

Speaker 1 I also just think the Cardinals are due for, they've been flirting with it.

Speaker 56 They're due for a loss, and they're due for the Browns to run the ball down their throat.

Speaker 20 This is going going to be a good game to figure out whether or not the cards are actually candy-ass.

Speaker 20 Yeah, because going up against that offense, it's like, yeah, they're going to try to maul you and chunt you to death.

Speaker 20 If they can stop the chunting, then I will officially acknowledge and admit that the cards are not candy-ass. Correct.

Speaker 3 Yeah, so I do think the Browns are going to beat them.

Speaker 14 I think the Browns are going to man up on them, and they also are getting a little bit healthy.

Speaker 56 So the Browns are my favorite favorite of the week.

Speaker 3 And the Cardinals, not a bad team, but also

Speaker 29 I start to get upset.

Speaker 59 It's actually kind of similar to the Steelers last year, where you start to get almost mad about the last undefeated team if you don't feel like they really deserve it.

Speaker 6 And they're not there yet, but if they win this game, I'll start to be like, what the fuck?

Speaker 83 They're not a 6-0 team.

Speaker 20 I almost don't even think that

Speaker 20 when a team's 5-0, we shouldn't refer to them as being undefeated. Undefeated to me feels like 6-0 and above.
Yeah, this week. It's really something.

Speaker 14 This week they will officially be undefeated.

Speaker 20 Billy. I'm going with the Chiefs.
They're going to clown the Washington Clowns.

Speaker 51 Oh, shit.

Speaker 35 Damn. Is this so?

Speaker 47 They're starting to make me.

Speaker 90 Do Do you want to win this one?

Speaker 20 I want to win this one. Yeah.
I don't know if you do, because if you look at those two teams, do you think that's a lot of points? Do you think that's a clown show?

Speaker 78 Clowns.

Speaker 20 I mean, they clowned him two weeks.

Speaker 20 I got to say, I've been predicting clown shows pretty well. Yeah.

Speaker 51 What was your last clown show?

Speaker 20 Two weeks ago, the Chiefs clowns the Eagles.

Speaker 71 Yeah, they did clown him. You were bunked off.
You were actually going to be.

Speaker 20 But that wasn't a clown show. That was a shit pumping.

Speaker 70 And I thought you said they were going to clown him.

Speaker 20 I didn't say that the Bucs were going to clown. Did you have a clown game last week? It was a shit-pumping game.

Speaker 80 Grady was going to go off.

Speaker 90 Grady was going to go off.

Speaker 62 And he did.

Speaker 14 He did something he's never done in the history of his career.

Speaker 42 Exactly.

Speaker 60 Good job, Billy.

Speaker 40 Jake, your favorite favorite?

Speaker 87 My favorite favorite is the Baltimore Ravens.

Speaker 32 Minus two and a half against the Los Angeles Chargers, solely based off of this, that.

Speaker 87 Excuse me.

Speaker 87 Since Lamar Jackson became the starter. They are 12-0 on short rest.
The majority of those wins by double figures.

Speaker 21 Yeah.

Speaker 14 I think in Advisors, I took the Chargers, but I'm already regretting it because I do think the Ravens are going to be able to run it down the Chargers' throat.

Speaker 20 I don't know. I think

Speaker 42 Chargers' run defense is not very good.

Speaker 20 I like the Chargers in this one. What if they did the thing that they did a few years ago when they were in the playoffs against the Ravens and dusted out the old eight-defensive back formation? Yeah.

Speaker 10 Why not?

Speaker 14 I just know that their run defense is one of the worst in the I was about to say country, but it's not.

Speaker 47 It's in the league.

Speaker 56 I'm going to look it up right now.

Speaker 23 I just, I don't know.

Speaker 25 This one's a tough game.

Speaker 14 It's going to be a great game.

Speaker 44 This This has some really good games.

Speaker 46 This is a very, very good game. I'm very excited to watch it.

Speaker 37 People are,

Speaker 20 we kind of gave Lamar a pass because he had such a great game on Monday night, but he always seems to have one of those plays like he had around the one-yard line where he fumbled the ball.

Speaker 31 Correct.

Speaker 20 And then say what you want about DK, but DK will chase you down after he fumbles on the one. Lamar, when he was running after the defensive back, he looks slow on defense.
Yes.

Speaker 20 He's a slow defensive player.

Speaker 29 So the Chargers now, obviously, last game probably skews it a little bit.

Speaker 1 but as of right now, in terms of total yardage and yards per game, they are the worst rush defense in the league.

Speaker 20 Yeah, the last game does

Speaker 36 a big game against the Browns.

Speaker 33 Of course. So I put that with a grain of salt.

Speaker 2 But if there's one thing the Ravens obviously want to do, it's run the ball.

Speaker 40 So, okay, good pick, Jake.

Speaker 26 Hank, your underdog.

Speaker 80 Is there any other option?

Speaker 43 What?

Speaker 80 The Lunder?

Speaker 31 For your underdog?

Speaker 91 Oh, underdog.

Speaker 35 My bad.

Speaker 80 I jumped a gun there.

Speaker 80 Patriots.

Speaker 31 Oh, Okay. Head to head.
Talking to PFT.

Speaker 83 I do think the Patriots are going to keep this game close.

Speaker 80 Yeah. Money line.
Smash it. Sprinkle it.
Suck it off.

Speaker 31 It's going to be

Speaker 20 finish it off. It's going to be Boston Sunday, right? This is when every team is going to be playing?

Speaker 80 No, that's if the ALCS goes seven games

Speaker 20 next weekend. That'll be a hell of a game.

Speaker 38 Yeah, because what the ALCS is Friday, Saturday?

Speaker 89 Friday, Saturday.

Speaker 79 To start, right?

Speaker 41 Okay,

Speaker 35 Liam, your underdog?

Speaker 80 Lions plus three and a half.

Speaker 54 Okay. I just feel like they're due.

Speaker 51 I think they're going to win this game.

Speaker 31 They are.

Speaker 24 They're due.

Speaker 75 Like, he cried.

Speaker 49 He cried for his team. Yeah.

Speaker 20 I also, I like the fact that the Lions are going in this game, and the story is like they keep finding these new ways to win on field goals.

Speaker 20 The Bengals, I think all their wins have been three-point wins, except for the Steelers, one that they had. But like all their games have been three points here or there.

Speaker 20 So I love taking the Lions in this because I don't feel like this is going to be a blowout. I think that, like, if you're, if you play for Dan Campbell right now, you don't want to make him cry again.

Speaker 20 No. You know that feeling? Like, if you have you ever made a parent cry, it's the worst feeling

Speaker 31 on earth. Terrible.

Speaker 20 And you're going to do anything possible to not let Dan Campbell cry in that post-game pre-unless it's tears of joy. Yes.

Speaker 4 Which would be great.

Speaker 22 I think he would cry if they wanted.

Speaker 84 I also, I know this is a very silly thing to say, but Joe Burrow being on like a speech count right now because he can't, his throat,

Speaker 75 the throat contusion, I do think that affects things.

Speaker 66 Yeah.

Speaker 16 He can't, he just can't talk to the team.

Speaker 4 He can't, you know, he can't do anything right now with his voice.

Speaker 20 Yeah, it's tough to, you can't practice your hard count. He's a mine.

Speaker 31 Yep.

Speaker 72 He's a quarterback mime.

Speaker 20 We should put Billy on throat rest at some point. Yeah.
I think that'd be good. Just to save your voice.

Speaker 54 Give me Billy the throat goat?

Speaker 20 Yeah, to save your voice, Billy, for later.

Speaker 36 Yes. Perfect.

Speaker 20 We're going to need it down the stretch. I'll take the rest now.

Speaker 17 All right, your underdog, PFT.

Speaker 20 I'm going to do the Lunderdog.

Speaker 51 Oh,

Speaker 24 I'm going to switch it up a little bit.

Speaker 20 The Lunder broke my heart last week, so I got to go with the Lunderdog. That's the Jags, plus three.

Speaker 54 Yep.

Speaker 20 Urban Meyer is going to get the team's identity on offense trending in the right direction. 250, 250.

Speaker 92 Is Tua going to play?

Speaker 73 Don't care. I think he might.

Speaker 31 He might. Don't care.

Speaker 20 I like it with Tua. I like it with Brissette.
I love it with Sinnett, if that's the guy that they go to.

Speaker 20 But yeah, Trevor Lawrence said it's ironic that they're going overseas to to play the Dolphins. It's ironic.
That is ironic.

Speaker 42 It's not

Speaker 20 irony is if you were to be like Urban Meyer taught a class on ethics and meanwhile he's knuckles deep in his TA. Yeah.
That's irony.

Speaker 23 Which he did teach a class on ethics.

Speaker 31 Yeah, he did. Yes.

Speaker 20 This is just unusual. Yes.
That you're going overseas. It's just weird.
It's weird. It's wild.

Speaker 54 Boy, yeah, it is wild.

Speaker 31 It's borderline wild.

Speaker 56 That both these teams in Florida are going to play somewhere else.

Speaker 72 Yep.

Speaker 14 Okay, that game is going to.

Speaker 71 it's just, why do they do this?

Speaker 69 Just put it at one o'clock so we can forget about it then.

Speaker 20 I like the Jags outright.

Speaker 40 Yeah, I think so too.

Speaker 3 All right, I'm going to do it.

Speaker 14 I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to do it to myself again.

Speaker 47 I think the Bears, I actually think the Bears might win, but Bears plus five.

Speaker 84 See, four and a half, right?

Speaker 79 Four and a half.

Speaker 3 All right, it's four and a half giving me four and a half.

Speaker 5 The Bears have beaten the Packers three times in the last 10 years.

Speaker 33 It's been that bad.

Speaker 69 It's been very, very bad.

Speaker 14 And one of those times was Shane McClone broke Aaron Rodgers in half.

Speaker 13 I just, I don't know.

Speaker 1 I have a feeling their defense is playing well.

Speaker 5 The Packers are banged up on defense.

Speaker 81 And again, I've done this to myself many, many times where Packer week comes and I'm like, start of the week, I say, oh my God, I'm so scared.

Speaker 14 And by the end of the week, I'm like, we're going to fucking win this game.

Speaker 16 And then I sit in a puddle of my own tears and it sucks.

Speaker 14 And I do think that Aaron Rodgers is, he's...

Speaker 14 He's really playing with us because he was making some comments about Bears fans being mean and how he'd never play for the Bears and all this stuff.

Speaker 5 And I just want to beat him so fucking bad.

Speaker 14 And all he does is beat our brains in.

Speaker 13 So this is the week.

Speaker 20 Yeah, and you got Mason Crossbar coming off the worst game of his career.

Speaker 22 Dude, this is going to be a tight game.

Speaker 29 Yep. Bears defense.

Speaker 10 Jalen Johnson's going to lock down Devontae Adams.

Speaker 20 Also, the Bears beat the Bengals in regulation.

Speaker 54 Correct.

Speaker 20 It took the Packers overtime to beat the Bengals. Transitive property.
Bears are better than the Packers. Yes.

Speaker 39 This also is a very big week because it's like, if the Bears win this game, they are now officially a borderline playoff team.

Speaker 22 Like,

Speaker 22 you can flirt with the playoffs.

Speaker 17 If they lose, it's like, okay, we are what we are, not a very good team.

Speaker 20 I looked at the graphic today. The Bears are in the hunt.

Speaker 69 Yeah, no, if they win this game, they'd be tied for, actually, be in first in the NFC North.

Speaker 31 Yep.

Speaker 44 All right, that is my underdog, Billy.

Speaker 20 I'm going with the Chargers. I think they're going to pull it out.

Speaker 31 Yeah. Yep.

Speaker 20 Okay. Like, yes, they have the worst rushing defense and the Ravens like to run, but I feel like they're going to pull it out somehow.

Speaker 31 Okay. Yeah.
I like that.

Speaker 37 That's all you you got to say.

Speaker 31 I just like Justin Herbert.

Speaker 20 I like to put up the points. Yeah.
Justin Herbert pulled a big time Mike Zimmer.

Speaker 20 You remember that old interview with Mike Zimmer where they asked him if you weren't a football coach, what would you be doing? And he was like, I don't know. I'd probably be

Speaker 20 coaching football somewhere. And so they asked Justin Herbert, I think it was on the Dan Patrick show, like, what do you do for fun, like, besides play football? And he's like,

Speaker 20 I like to play football. Like, football is fun.
Yeah, football. I like it.
Football guy.

Speaker 42 Football.

Speaker 13 That's it.

Speaker 21 Justin Herbert.

Speaker 56 I am a little worried about the Chargers' third and fourth down conversions are like insane right now. I'm worried that that's going to regress.

Speaker 66 But that's just, that's a worry I'll keep to myself.

Speaker 20 Because they're going for it on like fourth and seven all the time. Yeah, I know.

Speaker 22 Eventually.

Speaker 20 It's awesome when it works, but I am with you in the fact that by the numbers, it's going to not work at some point.

Speaker 6 Right, exactly.

Speaker 56 I'm going to try to look that up real quick.

Speaker 52 What were you going to say, Billy?

Speaker 94 I'm trying to lose this one.

Speaker 60 You are? Yeah.

Speaker 78 Okay.

Speaker 86 How are you doing?

Speaker 42 I was going to know.

Speaker 3 I wish you had told me beforehand.

Speaker 20 On the ones that you're trying to lose, how are you doing on those? I'm perfect. Last week I went two and two.

Speaker 20 And that's perfect. But I'm staying right at 50.
I'm trying. No, but did you lose the games that you were trying to lose or did you accidentally win one of the ones?

Speaker 80 Yep.

Speaker 85 Right now,

Speaker 56 the Chargers are fourth in third down conversion in the league.

Speaker 3 So maybe they aren't.

Speaker 56 Let me see what fourth down conversion.

Speaker 83 The Chiefs are insane in third down conversion.

Speaker 3 So you're trying to lose this one. Good to know, Billy.

Speaker 4 Thank you.

Speaker 65 What is your favorite underdog, Jake?

Speaker 87 I am taking the Houston Texans plus 10 at the Indianapolis Colts. Who are the Colts to be favored by double figures against a divisional opponent?

Speaker 31 Who are they? Who are the Colts? Yeah,

Speaker 24 who the fuck do they think they are?

Speaker 58 Where do they get off?

Speaker 42 Seriously.

Speaker 20 Nine is 10 against the divisionals.

Speaker 13 It's a lot of points, Jake. They've won one game, haven't they?

Speaker 20 Who do they think they are? Yeah. It's unbelievable.

Speaker 24 Yeah, it's bullshit.

Speaker 4 It's what it is.

Speaker 20 I do need to wait to see if the roof is going to be open or closed. Fair.
I feel like this weekend, this weekend it could be open. This many points.
This could be the weekend. Too points.

Speaker 31 Too many points.

Speaker 20 Too many points. Pay those guys to play football, too.

Speaker 41 All right.

Speaker 92 Let's go under.

Speaker 22 Go ahead.

Speaker 26 Hank.

Speaker 80 Heartbroken last week. Got to get revenge.

Speaker 79 Taking the Lunder.

Speaker 56 You are taking the Lunder.

Speaker 42 Have to.

Speaker 5 It's such a terrible proposition, though, to take the Lunder and be like, I could start the day 0-1 in a...

Speaker 14 Like, starting the day 0-1 with an under, that's really bad vibes.

Speaker 80 I did it last week, and I feel like I need to get

Speaker 73 terrible.

Speaker 31 Yeah, so there it is.

Speaker 79 So be careful. That's all I'm saying.
Don't care.

Speaker 80 Be careful. Don't care.

Speaker 44 Okay. I like that.

Speaker 88 I like the confidence.

Speaker 41 All right.

Speaker 59 Lunder, Hank.

Speaker 13 Anyone else have the Lunder?

Speaker 85 Jake, of course, you do. Of course you do, Jake.

Speaker 31 Yeah. Wait, we're doing the under first?

Speaker 42 Yeah, yeah, we're doing the under first, and you have the Lunder. Correct.
Yes. Under 47.
Go ahead, Bubba.

Speaker 80 Bengals Lions under 47 and a half.

Speaker 42 I like that.

Speaker 42 That is mine.

Speaker 38 Is that yours, PFT? No, I like like it.

Speaker 79 Okay, that is mine as well.

Speaker 69 So there we go.

Speaker 83 I do think that that game is going to be

Speaker 14 one of those games that Red Zone might have forgotten.

Speaker 52 Yeah.

Speaker 42 And we're like, oh, what the hell is the score in this game?

Speaker 69 That's what I was thinking.

Speaker 51 A lot of field goals and stuff.

Speaker 14 Yeah, the Lions are also in like a weird

Speaker 56 score.

Speaker 3 They're in the Chris Berman score range with some of their finishes, like 19 to 7.

Speaker 49 They've gone 19 to 7 twice. 19, 17.

Speaker 13 17.

Speaker 29 Sorry, 19-17 twice.

Speaker 49 Yep. That makes no sense.

Speaker 38 So, yeah, they're a weird score team.

Speaker 20 21 to

Speaker 24 18.

Speaker 20 22 to 19. Okay, that works.

Speaker 62 That works.

Speaker 20 22-19.

Speaker 79 That works. Blions win.

Speaker 31 Yes. Yeah.

Speaker 51 Yeah.

Speaker 51 Are they going to win their first game?

Speaker 31 I don't know. I just feel it.

Speaker 17 I feel it. All right.

Speaker 60 PFT, you're under.

Speaker 20 I'm doing the

Speaker 20 London night football?

Speaker 70 Londay night football.

Speaker 20 Sunder. Sunder night football.

Speaker 46 Sunday. Sunder night football.

Speaker 20 It's Seahawks at the Steelers. It's 42.
It's a low under, but it's going to be Geno Smith. I think the league might have figured out Geno Smith, big catch.
On On that last drive?

Speaker 74 I think, yeah.

Speaker 20 I think the blueprint's out there for how to shut him down. The Steelers' defense is going to show up.

Speaker 20 And also, I mean, I want to bet against the Seahawks because they didn't sign our boy, Blake Bortles.

Speaker 80 Yes.

Speaker 20 They brought him in. They teased him.

Speaker 56 Curse on their house.

Speaker 20 They brought him in just to pick his brain on how to beat the Steelers, probably.

Speaker 2 Field Yates should have to give back all those retweets and likes.

Speaker 13 Agreed. Agreed.

Speaker 20 Actually, you know what? Blake, it was Blake's idea. Blake was like, I don't like this system, so I'm going to decline the job.
Yes. Pete Carroll doesn't let his guys cook enough.

Speaker 14 I do think that there will be a lot of people who will sell themselves on Geno Smith and then remember that Geno Smith is Geno Smith.

Speaker 47 Yes.

Speaker 15 And it will be very quickly the Steelers' defense is playing awesome football.

Speaker 20 So if I'm Geno Smith and I somehow win this game,

Speaker 20 I think you have to fake an injury immediately.

Speaker 51 Absolutely.

Speaker 20 You'll get a huge contract afterwards. Absolutely.
He's already got himself down pretty far in the hole. I would have faked the injury right after the game last weekend.

Speaker 86 I would have faked it after the first 98-yard drive. Exactly.

Speaker 20 You need to strike while the iron's hot in this league. And he's really rolling the dice a little bit too much and betting on himself.

Speaker 42 Geno.

Speaker 20 When you're Geno Smith, that's a dangerous person to bet on. Yes, yes.

Speaker 28 All right.

Speaker 84 I gave my under.

Speaker 14 It's the same as Bubba's Billy.

Speaker 38 Finish us off because Jake has the same one as Hank.

Speaker 20 I think the Cardinals, Broncos, under 49.5.

Speaker 43 I like Cardinals aren't playing the Broncos, though.

Speaker 31 Wait, what did I write down?

Speaker 62 Yeah, this seems like it's zero points, huh?

Speaker 20 It's Raiders and Broncos.

Speaker 3 Raiders and Broncos or Cardinals and Browns?

Speaker 31 Browns, Browns are.

Speaker 71 Cardinals and Browns.

Speaker 16 A lot of wind.

Speaker 24 Yeah, a lot of wind.

Speaker 20 I just feel like it's going to be the under.

Speaker 83 Yeah, you like it so much you didn't know they were playing.

Speaker 20 Browns and Broncos looks the same in my bad head already. That's okay.
That's fair.

Speaker 38 Is this a lose-it game?

Speaker 14 Oh, it is. So you're trying to lose.

Speaker 56 I'm trying to lose this one.

Speaker 17 Okay, got it, got it.

Speaker 6 So we got two losses, and then you'll have a win coming up, right?

Speaker 46 Yep.

Speaker 31 Okay.

Speaker 31 Hank, you're over.

Speaker 80 I'm trying to win this one, so that's good for me. I'm going over Browns, Cardinals.
Oh, wow.

Speaker 80 Everyone's talking about this win like they fucking are meteorologists and just know that it's going to to be gusting. Who knows?

Speaker 80 It's Thursday right now.

Speaker 49 So what happens if it is gusting?

Speaker 80 Both teams are still, you know, good running teams, bad defenses. The Browns led up a thousand points last week.
The Cardinals

Speaker 80 can score a lot of points either way. Good running games.

Speaker 80 But the wind is one of those things where everyone's like, the wind, the wind, the wind, the wind, the wind, the wind.

Speaker 35 We don't know if the wind's going to be that.

Speaker 24 Do you respect wind?

Speaker 20 He doesn't. I don't think you respect wind.

Speaker 80 I don't think you respect win on a Thursday when we're talking about a game on a Sunday.

Speaker 6 Respect wind.

Speaker 80 I don't respect you pretending cop, like, pretending to be a meteorologist.

Speaker 51 I'm not.

Speaker 66 I just respect wind.

Speaker 80 Every time I say it over, you're like, wind, but the wind, you don't know, you don't know about the wind. The wind impacts.

Speaker 51 You want to make a wind bet?

Speaker 46 No.

Speaker 36 Let's make a wind.

Speaker 20 What is the gust of the wind?

Speaker 59 Over 20 miles an hour, and I win.

Speaker 14 No, but it's supposed to be 30 or 40.

Speaker 68 No, it's a 20 to 40.

Speaker 80 Okay, so you're going for the lowest possible.

Speaker 42 0 to 20, I get 20 to 40.

Speaker 80 25.

Speaker 3 22 and a half.

Speaker 20 Are we talking sustained sustained wind or are we talking gusts?

Speaker 36 Gusts.

Speaker 51 It's 20 to 40, but you're trying to go 20.

Speaker 36 Gust.

Speaker 20 25. If it's gusts, it should be what does the leader have to do?

Speaker 63 I don't know.

Speaker 20 Has to blow the winner.

Speaker 48 Yes. There it is.

Speaker 63 Deal. Deal.

Speaker 31 Okay.

Speaker 42 But like, blow, like, yeah, yeah, blow on.

Speaker 31 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 71 Like Lance Stevenson.

Speaker 52 Yeah. LeBron.
Yeah. Exactly.
Yes.

Speaker 31 Leaf.

Speaker 31 Deal.

Speaker 85 You don't respect wind. This is crazy.

Speaker 82 I just, no, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 52 I don't. You don't.

Speaker 51 You don't.

Speaker 20 What do you respect in terms of weather? Do you respect the snow?

Speaker 80 I respect snow. I respect.

Speaker 67 Hail.

Speaker 78 Hail. What about tornadoes?

Speaker 51 Hail doesn't really come around.

Speaker 80 Tornadoes is just earthquakes.

Speaker 8 You respect earthquakes?

Speaker 31 Tornadoes is real wind.

Speaker 80 That's what I would call real wind.

Speaker 20 That's a good quote. Tornadoes is real wind.

Speaker 36 Yeah.

Speaker 31 That's that, not that fraud-ass wind.

Speaker 80 No, anything else is pussy shit.

Speaker 90 Hurricane.

Speaker 20 Hurricanes.

Speaker 20 Hurricanes are legit.

Speaker 18 Legit wind.

Speaker 70 Tropical storms, tsunams.

Speaker 20 Tsunam's.

Speaker 3 Tropical storms, not real wind.

Speaker 78 Nah. Yeah.

Speaker 20 What about typhoons?

Speaker 2 Typhoons? What about Seich waves?

Speaker 80 Don't even know what those are, so no.

Speaker 64 Well, we're about to kill anyone. Supercells.

Speaker 20 That's not weather? Supercells weather. That sounds like a superhero.

Speaker 71 Wildfire.

Speaker 33 What about

Speaker 33 gravel?

Speaker 31 Grapple. Grapple.

Speaker 20 It's not grapple this weekend, though.

Speaker 33 Yeah, no, but what about it?

Speaker 31 When grapple occurs, no respect.

Speaker 33 Sleet.

Speaker 63 No.

Speaker 74 Earthquakes?

Speaker 37 Yeah.

Speaker 31 Okay.

Speaker 26 Global warming.

Speaker 80 Not real.

Speaker 48 Yeah.

Speaker 61 Rain.

Speaker 31 Acid rain.

Speaker 73 Yes.

Speaker 20 Volcanoes. Acid rain, yes.

Speaker 80 Volcanoes, yes.

Speaker 69 Volcanoes, yes.

Speaker 20 I'm just naming disaster movies now.

Speaker 42 Yeah.

Speaker 31 The rock.

Speaker 42 The wrestler.

Speaker 18 No, the wrestler.

Speaker 12 San Andreas Fault.

Speaker 80 New songs a banger.

Speaker 35 Who? The rocks.

Speaker 42 Yeah.

Speaker 31 Is it? The rock.

Speaker 20 He raps.

Speaker 90 Hell yeah.

Speaker 80 10% luck, 20% skill.

Speaker 20 Although, we should really, we should remember that he did do a rap song with the Fujis back in like 2002. It doesn't matter.
It's a great song. That is true.

Speaker 25 All right, that was guys talking weather.

Speaker 60 Liam, you're over.

Speaker 80 Chargers-Ravens over 53.

Speaker 31 Okay.

Speaker 30 So you got a lot riding on this Chargers-Ravens game.

Speaker 22 I like it. I like it.

Speaker 80 Yeah, it's just a Glenny Balls fun over.

Speaker 16 Let me just look at the wind real quick.

Speaker 20 It is a fun over.

Speaker 20 You're with me, Weather.

Speaker 31 In Baltimore.

Speaker 59 Okay,

Speaker 40 PFT, you're over.

Speaker 20 I got the Washington football team chiefs over. Just two all-time bad defenses right now.

Speaker 20 And

Speaker 20 I am thinking that long-term, the football team will eventually figure it out, but this is not the week that it's going to happen. There will be nothing figured out this week.

Speaker 12 Wind 16 miles an hour in Baltimore on Sunday.

Speaker 25 Scared?

Speaker 32 Hank, should I be?

Speaker 78 No.

Speaker 52 Okay.

Speaker 20 What about in Ral John, Maryland?

Speaker 89 Let me find that.

Speaker 3 The only reason I'm a little nervous about the Silver Show is 55.5.

Speaker 38 I'm nervous because it's so obvious.

Speaker 86 Yeah. Like both these defenses suck.

Speaker 3 So now, of course, both these defenses will have a great Sunday and we'll be like, what the fuck just happened?

Speaker 20 What I'm concerned about is we might get the bad version of Taylor Heineke occasionally. Like last week? The Lonekey.
Yeah.

Speaker 20 And so he's going to throw some interceptions, and that would obviously impact the football team's ability to score.

Speaker 20 But the good news is, Patrick Mahomes just needs one play to throw the ball 70 yards, and it's another touchdown.

Speaker 42 Well, wait, hold on.

Speaker 47 You didn't let me say the wind yet.

Speaker 57 Okay, what's the wind?

Speaker 47 Looks like the wind is going to be

Speaker 68 seven miles an hour.

Speaker 20 Okay, I love the over then.

Speaker 88 Up to nine.

Speaker 46 Okay.

Speaker 9 11, up to 11.

Speaker 20 Double digits makes me nervous. I still like it.
Okay. I still like the over.
Okay.

Speaker 60 Billy, you're over.

Speaker 20 Seahawks Steelers over 42.

Speaker 31 Ooh.

Speaker 24 Going head to head with PFT.

Speaker 20 I'm actually trying to lose this one, too.

Speaker 31 Okay, so you're trying to lose all your bets.

Speaker 20 I'm trying to lose three out of my four.

Speaker 13 I'm going to go one and three.

Speaker 20 Okay, if you do go one and three, I'm getting too high over 500. I just want to stay with you.

Speaker 31 We got to get back down.

Speaker 13 Yep. Yep.
Yep.

Speaker 54 Fair, fair.

Speaker 5 And And then, Jake, finish us off.

Speaker 87 I'm with Hank on Cardinals-Browns over 49.5.

Speaker 90 Okay.

Speaker 13 Any games you missed?

Speaker 29 We did miss the Vikings Panthers.

Speaker 83 I do think the Vikings are going to win this week, and I think that everyone's going to try to shove it in our face about Kirk Cousins, and then I'm going to have to say, well, it was Sam Darnold.

Speaker 20 Yep. So this is actually a loser leaves town.

Speaker 46 Yeah.

Speaker 20 I think that loser gets the dun chain of this game. Yes.
Yeah. Hanging around him.
It's a must-win for the Vikings because the rest of their schedule is really, really tough. Yes.

Speaker 20 I think they've got probably like almost eight guaranteed losses from here on out.

Speaker 61 Okay.

Speaker 59 Yeah, no, I'm looking right now.

Speaker 5 Definitely a tough schedule coming up.

Speaker 12 And then the Raiders versus the Broncos.

Speaker 39 I am all in on this Rich Basicia guy.

Speaker 25 Whatever, how do you say his name?

Speaker 20 Basicia?

Speaker 2 Yeah, his press conference where he just started talking about how big his family is.

Speaker 13 Yeah.

Speaker 4 We didn't ask.

Speaker 20 Well, he was also crying. I loved it.
He was crying thinking about his men. Yeah.

Speaker 20 He's like, there are a lot of guys in the locker room, just like a lot of guys put me in a position of trust, of leadership.

Speaker 20 When you cry thinking about your men and you cry, oh, he's also crying thinking about an opportunity that he has. He's like, no one gets this opportunity.

Speaker 20 I'm just so privileged to be in a place where I get my shot at it. Crying about your men and your opportunities, that's football guy stuff.

Speaker 20 And I'm not 100% sure if he's going to be like an interim all-star like we've seen in the past with certain coaches.

Speaker 20 But I do know that he's close enough to it where I have to bet on him because I don't want to miss out on it just in case that he is.

Speaker 39 I think they're going to bounce back here for a couple weeks, and it's going to be a few weeks before they fall back to Earth.

Speaker 13 But I think they're going to get something out of this guy.

Speaker 20 He reminds me of Jersey Jerry a little bit.

Speaker 42 He looks like Goldberg, the wrestler, which also has bonus points.

Speaker 60 So, yeah, the Raiders and interim rich.

Speaker 52 I'm in. I'm all in.

Speaker 89 And Booker said he was a top-five foxhole guy.

Speaker 31 That's right.

Speaker 20 But he also had some questionable foxhole choices, I think, didn't he?

Speaker 31 Sean McDermott?

Speaker 20 Yeah. Put Sean McDermott in his foxhole.

Speaker 83 Who else was in it?

Speaker 46 I can't remember.

Speaker 14 Not Bill Belichick, which made Hank mad.

Speaker 20 Not Tony Dungy. Not Tony Dungy.
He doesn't go in another man's foxhole.

Speaker 64 Nope, absolutely not. That's sus.

Speaker 20 It's preposterous. That's very sus.

Speaker 56 You think Tony Dungy, if he was like in World War II and it's like, oh, the bombs are coming, he's like, come in my, jump in my foxhole.

Speaker 85 He's like, pause. Yeah.

Speaker 14 All right, let's do Fancy Fuck Boys.

Speaker 79 Then we have Julian Edelman and a very special guest, X Factor from the famous X Factor versus Red Extreme fight in Kansas City on Sunday night.

Speaker 73 Yes,

Speaker 48 yo, yo, what's up?

Speaker 4 Yo, let's get it. Yo,

Speaker 51 what the fuck is going on?

Speaker 48 What the fuck is that? What are you, my family?

Speaker 51 Who is my family?

Speaker 9 My name is Pauly Potatoes.

Speaker 51 What are you a baby?

Speaker 91 What are you Irish?

Speaker 20 No, it's Paul Pots.

Speaker 2 He's from Cambodia.

Speaker 91 My stardom is hockey.

Speaker 31 Yeah,

Speaker 51 ice.

Speaker 91 The ice. ESPN, Biz and the great one.

Speaker 80 It's that time of year. Fucking love the puck.
Fucking love going ice to ice, tape to tape.

Speaker 20 They're on TNT, but that's all good.

Speaker 36 Ice. They're driving.

Speaker 80 ESPN, TNT, all the fucking letters.

Speaker 20 Yep.

Speaker 20 My sit him is my fucking iPhone because this thing is fucking bugging out, dude.

Speaker 94 I don't know what the fuck is going on.

Speaker 80 And saying I don't have fucking service and saying I don't have a cell phone playing. I might be fucking broke.

Speaker 94 It's a joke. I don't know what's good.

Speaker 20 Did you say cell phone or cell phone?

Speaker 51 Cell phone.

Speaker 26 Cell phone.

Speaker 94 Yeah, I don't know, dude.

Speaker 36 It's that's dicked up.

Speaker 82 Yeah.

Speaker 17 Maybe you stopped paying your bill.

Speaker 80 Yeah, fuck a Bill. Fuck Bill.

Speaker 94 Fuck Bill Gates, that fucking communist.

Speaker 20 Fuck my sleeve. It's James Conner.

Speaker 51 James Connor. Yeah.

Speaker 80 James Conner.

Speaker 80 You know, big game. There's a lot of wind going on this weekend in Arizona Browns.

Speaker 52 It's not even, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 80 It's going to be a big Russian attack game.

Speaker 34 So you got James Conner on your bench.

Speaker 80 You're going to want to put him in the starting lineup.

Speaker 54 He's set to go off this weekend.

Speaker 20 People, forget, when the the wind's at you back, you run fast.

Speaker 70 Facts only.

Speaker 42 Actually, more points.

Speaker 71 All facts, no printers.

Speaker 20 What's up, you little fucking pussies? This is Christopher Columbus.

Speaker 51 Hey, hey,

Speaker 91 legend.

Speaker 67 Perver Italian. This week.

Speaker 20 This day you had Monday. This week I'm starting genocides.
This week I'm sitting Josh Gordon. Josh Gordon's on my sit list.
He caught one fucking pass last week.

Speaker 20 Caught one fucking puff puff pass last week.

Speaker 54 Fuck him.

Speaker 20 The R words and the C words on C Words Day week. A tradition unlike any other.
My sleeper is Hendrix Lapierre. You seen this guy? No.

Speaker 29 You seen this kid?

Speaker 20 Hendrix Lapierre. Got a goal last night.
He used to wear Alex Ovechkin jerseys.

Speaker 39 Oh. Back when he was a kid.
Now he's playing with them.

Speaker 36 Now he's scoring with them.

Speaker 20 Lapierre.

Speaker 51 Plus, his name is Hendrix.

Speaker 62 Pretty hot.

Speaker 82 Lapierre.

Speaker 9 All right, what's up, guys? It's Petey Pringles.

Speaker 33 Hey, Petey Pringles.

Speaker 2 My statum is Caleb Williams, starting quarterback for Oklahoma.

Speaker 3 They got the binoculars out.

Speaker 2 They found out what he was doing.

Speaker 20 They got Lincoln Riley canceling practices.

Speaker 2 Caleb Williams is going to be a star.

Speaker 3 Oklahoma, I'm giving him out 12-1 win national title.

Speaker 20 Here we go. Get the fuck out, Spencer Rat.

Speaker 2 Look. My cinema is aliens.

Speaker 9 Fuck them. They got no feelings.

Speaker 42 Thanks to Neil deGrasse Tyson.

Speaker 91 He said, aliens.

Speaker 13 Fucking aliens.

Speaker 91 Aliens got no feelings, though. So they wouldn't even shoot.

Speaker 51 They wouldn't even come, Paulie.

Speaker 80 Doesn't matter as long as I do.

Speaker 20 Aliens don't have feelings with this now.

Speaker 42 Neil deGrasse Tyson said aliens don't have feelings.

Speaker 20 Not talking about illegal aliens. He said he wanted to qualify that.

Speaker 92 And he said, aliens come out of space.

Speaker 3 Space space aliens no feelings you mean extraterrestrials extraterrestrials no feelings got it and then my sleeper is kyrie irving making a lot of sense

Speaker 20 hey what's up boys kyrie how we doing hey you know you know what he said what no i don't know i actually didn't understand a word

Speaker 20 how we doing boys it's baloney macaroni oh nice big bm my star baloney is austin eckler he's having a great season my sit him is brett fav he's on welfare yeah yeah my sleeper from my sources, from my sources, a guy who told me, a guy who knows a guy,

Speaker 18 he says

Speaker 9 that

Speaker 31 the beer wolf was like beer wolf.

Speaker 48 Now,

Speaker 61 sleeper.

Speaker 20 That's my sleeper. I love it.
I love the beer wolf.

Speaker 20 Those are my sources.

Speaker 3 Tweet us if your dog started freaking out at that part of the podcast.

Speaker 20 Our friend Clue has been working hard on the beer wolf for the last couple years.

Speaker 20 Coorz people may or may not have told us that they have an extra beer wolf laying around

Speaker 20 that they could send to this.

Speaker 59 I think you were in that meeting.

Speaker 51 It was like a year ago. I think so, yeah.

Speaker 52 No, I wasn't.

Speaker 61 Yeah, I think you were.

Speaker 85 They said, Billy, the beer wolf.

Speaker 52 And you're like, oh, okay.

Speaker 20 I wasn't in that meeting.

Speaker 31 Okay, beer wolves might be coming back. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That was a great blog, Billy.

Speaker 45 Thank you.

Speaker 83 Your beer wolf rundown of the beer wolf commercials.

Speaker 16 Such a hilarious premise.

Speaker 20 It was an interesting story how it developed.

Speaker 52 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 20 It was just a character in a Halloween commercial, and they were like, everyone loves the wolf.

Speaker 70 Yeah. It's a fact.

Speaker 54 You're inner beer wolf. It was actually a werewolf.

Speaker 36 Yeah.

Speaker 20 More beer companies need to get back into the whole like live animal mascot thing. For a second today, I was telling Billy that it was an actual wolf and not like a human inside the suit.

Speaker 20 And he totally believed me.

Speaker 62 What if it was a wolf inside the wolf suit?

Speaker 20 It could be. It could also be.

Speaker 20 But Billy believed me for about 30 seconds. He's like, wait.

Speaker 20 You're serious?

Speaker 36 I was like, no, no, I'm not Billy.

Speaker 13 It could be.

Speaker 20 No, I didn't think that PFT actually knew there was a costume.

Speaker 63 Got it.

Speaker 40 He thought there was actually a wolf.

Speaker 77 We should get a real wolf.

Speaker 5 Have it just smash some beers.

Speaker 41 All right.

Speaker 69 Let's get to our interview.

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Speaker 59 Okay, we now welcome on an interesting guest.

Speaker 6 It is a super fan of the Kansas City Chiefs, X Factor.

Speaker 28 We talked about him on Wednesday's show.

Speaker 2 He had a little brouhaha at Sunday night football, Bills versus Chiefs.

Speaker 17 So we wanted to get to the bottom of it.

Speaker 2 We wanted to talk to the man himself.

Speaker 38 It is X Factor.

Speaker 28 X Factor, thank you for joining us.

Speaker 2 How are you doing right now physically?

Speaker 22 Are you okay?

Speaker 99 Yeah, thanks for having me on, guys. No, physically, I am not.

Speaker 99 And my my head hurts i got knocked into next week deboed um so i had some teeth chipped so i got tooth pain i got four broken ribs um

Speaker 99 yeah and i even sprained my ankle sunday morning before the game fishing so i got a sprained ankle too wow so the broken ribs can we talk about that real quick there's some people out there not us Not us, because we're still trying to do our investigation, get to the bottom of it.

Speaker 75 Some people out there are saying, hey x factor do you you you got in a car crash earlier this week or last week yeah then you got punched in the face and then said that you broke ribs with the punch in the face

Speaker 99 yes

Speaker 17 okay so that's that's the story we're going with Yeah,

Speaker 99 I broke my left knuckle in the wreck, and then I had glass in my arm and stuff. I had a concussion, but I didn't didn't break no ribs in the wreck.
I was wearing a seatbelt.

Speaker 31 Got it.

Speaker 20 I'd also like to say we probably should have introduced you at the top of this interview by giving you your respect that you are entitled to.

Speaker 20 You are a Hall of Famer, a Pro Football Hall of Fame Super fan. Yeah.
One of just a handful of people that can say that. So congratulations on the induction.

Speaker 20 I know it was you and Barry Sanders that got in the same year.

Speaker 37 Yep, and John Leo.

Speaker 62 Three all timers.

Speaker 31 And John L.

Speaker 20 Three all-timers. Yeah.
And so I saw the pictures of the car wreck. I want to make sure, How are your guinea pigs doing?

Speaker 20 Are they safe? Did they survive the crash?

Speaker 99 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 99 That was a crazy story in itself. So they actually,

Speaker 99 one of them was ejected. I found him outside the vehicle in the mud.
He went out the passenger window. And then we couldn't find the other one.
We had a bunch of people looking.

Speaker 99 And I went back after they turned the car back on its

Speaker 99 wheels

Speaker 99 and I heard it going murp, murm, murm. It was caught in between the windshield and the dash.

Speaker 81 Whoa, okay.

Speaker 99 And I thought it was dead almost, like I was going to have to kill it. And I picked up the glass and she came running out.
So

Speaker 99 they're Kelsey and Tyreek.

Speaker 63 Kelsey.

Speaker 63 Tyreek.

Speaker 70 That's great.

Speaker 20 And they're healthy as ever. So I'm interested to know about the lead up to the fight with Red Extreme.

Speaker 20 I know that you kind of took him under your wing and showed him the ropes about how to become a super fan, even gave him his nickname.

Speaker 20 But then I guess things went sour along the way, and people are saying that you threw something at Red Extreme that instigated the fight. Is that true?

Speaker 20 Or maybe you can walk us through how the incident occurred?

Speaker 99 I was actually going down to meet a friend that comes up from Oklahoma. He had his grandson with him to take a picture

Speaker 99 right after game started. I was running late.

Speaker 99 big time on Sunday night. Usually I'm in the stadium an hour before the game.
I was in there about 15 minutes after pictures, everything. But anyways, I was going down to meet him.

Speaker 99 And yeah, I stopped and saw some friends. A bunch of people wanted pictures as I'm walking down that deal.
I didn't even see him

Speaker 99 and stuff. But,

Speaker 99 you know, I'm taking pictures and all of a sudden I see. him running up the stairs and he looks like he's going to kill me for some reason.

Speaker 99 So I tried to grab his jersey just to talk to him, you know, stop him. And yeah, that's when he threw the one-time

Speaker 99 sucker punch. I didn't, you know, he's never hit me before in the past.
We have a lot of history. So it kind of shocked me.

Speaker 81 So

Speaker 1 what you're saying is it was a sucker punch, not in the fact like you saw it coming.

Speaker 44 It was a sucker punch in the fact that he had never hit you before.

Speaker 89 So then it becomes a sucker punch.

Speaker 72 Correct. Got it.

Speaker 28 Real quick on the pictures, how many pictures do you take in a given game?

Speaker 14 Because, you know, we're close friends with another pretty famous guy, Marlin's Man, who gets hounded like the Beatles.

Speaker 37 Is it just crazy?

Speaker 63 Is it just pictures all the time for X Factor?

Speaker 99 Yeah, I'm actually good friends with Marlon Man, too.

Speaker 99 I see him here in Kansas City.

Speaker 99 Last time I saw him was Super Bowl, Miami.

Speaker 99 And of course, yeah, once me and him get together, then everybody wants pictures of Marlon Man and X Factor.

Speaker 54 Yeah, it's like a Super Band.

Speaker 20 Yeah, like traveling Woolberry's.

Speaker 2 It's like when Leo and George Clooney go out together.

Speaker 24 Can't get anywhere.

Speaker 99 You guys can't make me laugh too much. I got four broken ribs.

Speaker 63 From the punch.

Speaker 26 From the punch.

Speaker 100 Yeah.

Speaker 59 Right. Not from the Carlos.

Speaker 63 It hurts.

Speaker 100 I don't know if you have broken ribs.

Speaker 51 That shit hurts.

Speaker 63 Yeah.

Speaker 30 And I'm actually a rib doctor.

Speaker 18 If you need any help,

Speaker 30 it sounds to me, actually, I heard that little wheeze there.

Speaker 83 It sounds like you might have six broken ribs.

Speaker 99 Maybe. Yeah.

Speaker 63 Possibly. Yeah.

Speaker 74 All right.

Speaker 23 So the punch happens.

Speaker 29 Do you know why he punched you?

Speaker 38 We saw there was some maybe bad blood from 18 years ago, but that seems like it would be a random time to get justice from 18 years ago.

Speaker 12 So

Speaker 29 what maybe caused this for Red Extreme to sucker punch you while you were looking at him?

Speaker 99 He said somebody threw water at him.

Speaker 51 And it wasn't you.

Speaker 4 It wasn't you.

Speaker 100 No.

Speaker 99 No.

Speaker 20 Now, where does the bad blood stem from?

Speaker 20 What is the history there?

Speaker 99 Well, he literally was my best friend. I took him to do everything.
I made him famous.

Speaker 81 Yep.

Speaker 99 And

Speaker 99 then he ended up sleeping with the mother of my child.

Speaker 63 And he liked

Speaker 20 Skycode. You can't do that.

Speaker 31 Come on.

Speaker 99 Yeah.

Speaker 99 And then we'd be at the game all day long. I'd wonder why my...

Speaker 99 The mother of my child was always mad at me and always seemed to know everything because he was sitting there texting her everything I was doing and saying.

Speaker 81 Oh, man.

Speaker 13 So that's bad.

Speaker 30 But so, so Red Extreme, I got to admit, X Factor, is there a part of you that's like, is Red Xtreme more famous than you?

Speaker 26 Because I've heard of Red Extreme.

Speaker 13 I had not heard of X Factor until this.

Speaker 99 It's not even close.

Speaker 63 Okay.

Speaker 44 All right. Good.
All right.

Speaker 2 Because I was worried.

Speaker 33 I likened it to.

Speaker 99 I'm in the one in the pro football hall of fame. I'm the one that helped bring two Guinness World Records for Crowd Noise at Arrowhead Stadium.

Speaker 63 I think

Speaker 36 yeah, I agree with you.

Speaker 20 I mean, I've watched a lot of football in my day, but I don't think I can even be mentioned in the same breath as X Factor because you did set the world record for the most football watched in a row, right?

Speaker 99 Yeah, I watched 70 straight hours. But even bigger than that, I'm the guy.
We got two. Well, we got it's the current Guinness World Record for Crowd Noise, 142.2 decibels.

Speaker 99 We're the loudest stadium, not only in the NFL, but the world.

Speaker 10 I brought that that to kans city with my friends all right so let me ask you a quick question on that record was

Speaker 100 red extreme in the crowd on that record breaking day yes uh oh so it's it's on his record too

Speaker 99 no i i'm the one that got genus i got the chiefs i got i i set it all up it's all of our record it's 80 000 there was two different times we did it So we did it, and then Seattle came back and beat us by 0.1 decibel.

Speaker 99 And after after we broke their initial record um and then we came back and beat them the second time so there was technically 160 000 people there but a lot of the same people were there for both how did how do you engineer a record like that was there a certain time of the game like after the third quarter we're going to start screaming

Speaker 99 No, Guinness gives you three attempts.

Speaker 99 They have a judge right there with a monitor and we had a judge with the Chiefs and we'd see a big play happen and we'd say, we're going to mark this play and record for a minute how loud we got, and you only got three chances.

Speaker 86 Got it.

Speaker 30 So is there any

Speaker 36 way that you

Speaker 31 be careful?

Speaker 60 Be careful.

Speaker 37 I heard that rib.

Speaker 31 Did you hear the rib? Uh-oh, that might have been a tooth.

Speaker 76 Is there any way that you and Red Extreme can olive branch this?

Speaker 14 Can you guys get back together?

Speaker 26 Or is this something that might, like, every time you go to a game now you're going to be looking well forward for the sucker punch but you're going to be looking forward for the sucker punch at all times

Speaker 99 well i have for 18 years he's been threatening to do this for 18 years oh wow so he just finally was like enough is enough yeah yeah i mean and and there there's other super fans that hate me so like I'm the top super fan and then all these wannabe guys all hang together in lot D.

Speaker 99 They all hate on me. They all start lies about me all the time, you know, trying to get me to not come to Arrowhead because it's like a freaking high school,

Speaker 63 you know,

Speaker 99 like the

Speaker 100 homecoming came.

Speaker 63 Yeah, mean girls.

Speaker 28 It sounds like a mean girl situation you're dealing with here.

Speaker 100 Yeah.

Speaker 20 It's also like it sounds like a lot of jealousy, too. Like they hate us because they hate us.

Speaker 42 Yeah, you're number one.

Speaker 31 They look at the X Factor and they want to take that crown.

Speaker 99 Yeah, they do. They want all the attention.
So,

Speaker 99 which I can have it. I don't like doing interviews, you know, right?

Speaker 63 Obviously,

Speaker 99 obviously, I'm not too worried about you know, this interviews cycle today because I'm already late to doing interviews, you know.

Speaker 100 I've had everybody call me the last couple days, right?

Speaker 20 Yeah, it sounds like you'd just rather, you know, keep to yourself and discreetly root for the Chiefs, you know?

Speaker 100 Yeah, yeah,

Speaker 99 well, I don't think that's possible, yeah, not anymore.

Speaker 31 I mean,

Speaker 14 some stars shine bright, and there's nothing you can do about it.

Speaker 4 Uh, there was a there was a controversy as well in this.

Speaker 54 Red Extreme said that you do meth.

Speaker 86 Can we get it on the record that you do not do meth?

Speaker 99 No, I've never done meth. I got meth teeth because I chewed and smoked and did cocaine and alcohol for too many years, but

Speaker 31 no meth. No record.

Speaker 17 So we should maybe consider a lawsuit.

Speaker 99 Yes.

Speaker 100 Okay.

Speaker 99 It's already going down. Already talked to lawyers.

Speaker 28 Now, let me ask you this.

Speaker 2 This is a very important question.

Speaker 28 If you and Red Extreme face off in a court, will you be wearing the hat?

Speaker 100 Sure, why not?

Speaker 63 Okay, good, good.

Speaker 17 Because that's the right answer. Because I don't think you can show up

Speaker 17 as yourself.

Speaker 40 You got to be X Factor.

Speaker 20 Well, you're entitled in the United States to face your accuser. And if you punch X Factor, then X Factor has to show up.
It can't be the man behind the mask. That's right.

Speaker 81 No, no, no.

Speaker 99 You can't get Clark can't. A lot of people call me superman because i wear a cape and spandex so yeah you can't get the clark camp version because clark would probably lose in court there you go

Speaker 20 so um i i know that there's you know there's this rivalry between yourself and and red extreme um we we do a a series of boxing matches here at barstool we call it rough and rowdy would you be interested in maybe stepping into the boxing ring and solving your problems through violence

Speaker 99 no

Speaker 99 Back in the day, I would have. Not no more.
I'm 46. This shit hurts.
Fuck this.

Speaker 63 Yeah.

Speaker 2 The ribs, I mean, I know that the ribs, they got to hurt.

Speaker 17 What did you think about

Speaker 2 Red Extreme's quote when he said, I've never in my life felt so bad about feeling so good because knocking that low-life son of a bitch out was the greatest feeling I've had in a long time.

Speaker 99 I hadn't even seen that quote. That's pretty good.

Speaker 15 Yeah, so how do you feel about that?

Speaker 99 Well, I guess if he feels good, I did see that um he goes i wanted to be famous but not famous like this well he picked his poison yeah

Speaker 2 they you know they they persecuted jesus too i believe that was your quote from the article yep yep they did and all his disciples yep that's true and do you have disciples right now because it sounds like you're kind of on an island when it comes to the chiefs fandom i mean it feels like there are the the d-lot gang uh the mean girls and then x-factor who's just, he's trying to just live his life and he keeps getting bothered.

Speaker 99 No, I've got millions. So like you go to Arrowhead and nobody ever says anything bad, you know, to my face.
It's just nothing but love at Arrowhead. And no matter where I go.

Speaker 99 Like I'm going to Washington this Saturday for the game on Sunday and there'll be nothing but love.

Speaker 63 Yeah.

Speaker 2 What do you think about the Chiefs right now?

Speaker 14 Can we get a little take on the team as they're struggling a little bit?

Speaker 99 Yeah, they're kind of like X Factor. They got knocked out a couple times, but you better watch out for them, especially the end of that fight.
We're like Rocky Balboa.

Speaker 42 Yes, yes.

Speaker 20 I love it. I love it.
So what's your plan going forward? You're going to initiate a lawsuit, it sounds like? Or is there...

Speaker 81 Yeah.

Speaker 99 Yeah, you got to do the criminal and civil awning.

Speaker 99 So, yeah, I'm actually seven hours away from Kansas City. I'm fishing and on the mend.
I really hurt. So I'm at my hometown, little dinky town, 3,000.
So

Speaker 99 until tomorrow, and then I'll go back to Kansas City and I fly out

Speaker 99 6 o'clock Saturday morning to go hang out with the Hogetts in Washington.

Speaker 20 Do you go to every road game?

Speaker 99 Not every road game, but I go to, I've been to like 102 over the years.

Speaker 99 Been to every stadium.

Speaker 62 Nice.

Speaker 92 What,

Speaker 30 just a thought, maybe X Factor, maybe you should start wearing some type of Kevlar vest, maybe some type of armor

Speaker 18 now that you're clearly a wanted man.

Speaker 2 Have you thought about that?

Speaker 99 Spandex is good enough. I ain't scared.

Speaker 63 Okay.

Speaker 33 All right. That's good.
That's good.

Speaker 41 All right.

Speaker 74 So my last question for you, X Factor, this has been fantastic.

Speaker 2 We really appreciate you joining us.

Speaker 41 So

Speaker 1 there's, you know.

Speaker 2 There seems to be a lot of like bad blood in this one section.

Speaker 30 Do you all sit in the same section? Is that what the problem is?

Speaker 99 all okay so so are you gonna change your seats is red extreme gonna change your seats because it seems like this section is not big enough for the two of you it's the same end zone i just happened to come walking down there to see a buddy i didn't i don't think red extreme actually has season tickets where he sets them the same place because i

Speaker 99 i don't see him i've sat in the same seats for 24 years i'm not moving he's so he's he might be a fraud and then do you know who maybe threw the water? Probably a Bills fan.

Speaker 63 Yeah, huh?

Speaker 31 Probably a Bills fan.

Speaker 20 How did Red Extreme get his nickname?

Speaker 99 From me.

Speaker 44 How'd you come up with it?

Speaker 99 I liked the play on X because he was like, you know, my sidekick. So

Speaker 99 he was always wearing red, everything.

Speaker 99 So I said, how about Red Extreme?

Speaker 43 Love it.

Speaker 29 Have you given anyone else a nickname? Yeah,

Speaker 99 I've helped quite a few super fans over the years can we hear them yeah can we hear the names uh

Speaker 99 so wild child

Speaker 51 nice

Speaker 99 um we got um tomahawk kid i like that one

Speaker 99 we've got the now we got the magician um oh

Speaker 99 and stuff um that's my boy landley that sats next to me i didn't name him but we got chief santa um he's one of my apprentice um got it and and then

Speaker 20 when you say apprentice, do you mean like you're showing them the ropes, like how to become a super fan, how to how to cheer correctly?

Speaker 63 What is that like?

Speaker 99 I run a charity organization, so they want to do charity work with me. So it's like

Speaker 99 teaching them all that stuff. Right.

Speaker 55 And is there, is there an application process, like a vocational school, if you want to be an X-Factor apprentice?

Speaker 100 No. Okay.
No.

Speaker 63 Right. What about

Speaker 99 maybe I should go through it better?

Speaker 37 Yeah.

Speaker 99 At

Speaker 99 at least get a dealer facts on these guys, you know.

Speaker 20 Yeah, make sure that they're not going to punch you 18 years from now and sleep with your baby.

Speaker 95 Yeah, so

Speaker 20 what about other super fans across the NFL? Are there any particular ones that you're close with?

Speaker 99 Real close to the Violator in Oakland, most famous one there.

Speaker 99 Big Nasty out of Tampa Bay.

Speaker 99 Let's see,

Speaker 99 Steve the Owner, and and

Speaker 99 Green Bay, Steve,

Speaker 99 the Ultimate fan, and Texans. Yeah, there's a bunch of them that I'm really close to.

Speaker 28 Do you know Detroit Don and Superfan in Detroit?

Speaker 99 Correct. Yes, I do.
Actually, I think,

Speaker 99 and what's the turkey guy name?

Speaker 21 Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 2 I just, I'm good friends with Detroit Don and Superfan.

Speaker 99 Oh, okay. Yeah, I know them.
Not like good friends with them, but yeah, I know them.

Speaker 100 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 28 I mean, they were actually similarly persecuted.

Speaker 2 They got kicked out for standing on defense

Speaker 65 in the third quarter on third down.

Speaker 13 Yeah.

Speaker 63 I mean, now,

Speaker 17 well, other people might have said that they were just flipping everyone off and screaming at people in the section, but as far as I know, they got kicked out for standing on defense.

Speaker 100 Wow. Yeah.

Speaker 99 Crazy.

Speaker 99 I don't think that happened at Arrowhead.

Speaker 59 No. No.
Fuck that.

Speaker 28 You guys, yeah, I mean, it was bullshit.

Speaker 39 They got persecuted as much as you did.

Speaker 99 and i don't like it i don't like it one bit do you know uh the seattle sea hulk yeah he's great cannonball cannonball and are you talking oh you're talking about hulk yeah the guy that he's in the front row and his entire body is painted green yeah yeah yeah i i i've never actually met him he's like not in the hall of fame or nothing oh yeah so

Speaker 31 i'm sorry for asking yeah newer one we can cut that part out nobody needs to know about him um all right well x factor uh best of luck the rest of the season i hope you feel better.

Speaker 2 And if you do change your mind, rough and rowdy with Red Extreme, it would sell a lot of pay-per-views.

Speaker 1 We could probably get a nice purse for the winner.

Speaker 95 Yeah,

Speaker 99 and can we get Buck Tyson Holyfield right after it?

Speaker 40 When I think Red Extreme versus X Factor, I think Tyson Holyfield, that's for sure.

Speaker 99 Yes, well, get both of them.

Speaker 20 Well, they would be the undercard for you. Right.

Speaker 31 You guys would be the heavyweight.

Speaker 99 Yeah, they'd be the undercard for us because, you know, we're the new new news they're the old shit yeah right exactly uh and then also good luck on the guinea pig you you you uh

Speaker 99 breed guinea pigs well yeah they're the kelsey's a girl yeah um and tyreek's a boy so yep we're gonna have a family of them my

Speaker 20 tyree and we already got tyreek tyrann all of them love it now how do you have to change the name of your guinea pig to kelse now that he's clarified how to how to say his last name

Speaker 99 that's the biggest bs deal ever. I agree.

Speaker 99 He got you all.

Speaker 18 Yeah, not you, though.

Speaker 73 No.

Speaker 20 You got to wake up pretty early in the day to fool X Factor.

Speaker 44 Yes.

Speaker 63 Yes.

Speaker 41 All right.

Speaker 1 Well, X Factor, best of luck this weekend, and hopefully you feel better, man.

Speaker 99 Yeah, God bless you, guys. Yep.
Chiefs, so go whoop on those NFC teams now. Because, yeah, the AFC is kind of brutal right now.

Speaker 73 Yeah.

Speaker 15 The Bill's got your number right now.

Speaker 31 All right.

Speaker 24 Well, thanks so much.

Speaker 99 All right, guys. God bless you.
Go, Chiefs.

Speaker 51 All right, here you go. See you to see ya.

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Speaker 44 Okay,

Speaker 44 let's wrap up.

Speaker 1 Fire Fest of the Week. Henry, I think we know what we're going to talk about, but go ahead.

Speaker 80 Yeah, well, I alluded to it during Fuckboys. At some point, when we were recording this show, like, my phone just lost all its cellular service.

Speaker 47 That happened to me once.

Speaker 80 Just unfortunate timing since I'm then your dad got

Speaker 80 about to, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I figured it out.

Speaker 46 Okay, good.

Speaker 80 But if I'm not, you know, answering or have any contact with you guys this weekend.

Speaker 14 It has nothing to do with going to Florida LSU.

Speaker 35 Okay. No,

Speaker 80 I'm dead ass. That's fair.

Speaker 73 Deadass.

Speaker 52 Dead ass.

Speaker 20 I mean, that'd be tough to have your phone die before you're on a bachelor party weekend. Yeah.

Speaker 100 I know.

Speaker 80 Also, my first bachelor party weekend, so I'm kind of nervous about that.

Speaker 51 Oh, right.

Speaker 80 My real Fire Fest, though, is yesterday. You're going to fuck?

Speaker 100 No.

Speaker 51 Maybe. Who knows? You never know.

Speaker 31 Can we let you snow if you do?

Speaker 46 Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 37 Send a heart to the group chat.

Speaker 80 I'll put up an Instagram post and tag you guys.

Speaker 31 Okay, perfect.

Speaker 80 Yesterday during stool streams, me and Jake were just going through, broadcast, doing our thing, rocks, paper, scissors, shoot, intense as ever. And

Speaker 80 I got an email notification, like a buzz, check my phone. My service was still working yesterday.
And it said, you have now been verified. And I was like, there's no way.

Speaker 80 This has to be a different account, like a part of my take or something, something, something. Go to Twitter.
Boom. Blue check mark next to my name.

Speaker 20 And this coming from the same account that has tweeted out, if you get verified, you're a sheep.

Speaker 46 Yeah. No, no, no.

Speaker 80 I said, if you're verified, you're a sheep. No, if you get verified.

Speaker 20 Well, you did get verified.

Speaker 80 But I'm not, I'm no longer verified. I went through everything I could.
I told Twitter to go fuck itself as many ways as I possibly could, and they unverified me.

Speaker 20 It's just weird that you guys attacked.

Speaker 80 It was maybe, I don't know, 10 minutes, and PFT had put up like 17 Instagram posts about it.

Speaker 20 That's not true.

Speaker 80 Really just blowing up my spot.

Speaker 20 Put up one post like four hours after the fact.

Speaker 80 Even though he was the original unverified bad boy and sold his soul to the devil. Big cat sold his soul a long time ago.

Speaker 25 But I admit, at least I'm the only one who's honest here about selling my soul.

Speaker 20 Twitter forced the check on me, and Hank never believed that Twitter would do something like that without you. Well, I got it unchecked pretty quickly, and you could too.

Speaker 78 I could show you how right now if you want to.

Speaker 36 I could. I've already got it unchecked.

Speaker 64 Twitter did force the check on you like two days after Gaz sent an email saying, does anyone want to get the verified checkbox?

Speaker 20 Oh, that's interesting. Yeah.
Yeah, we did get an email.

Speaker 36 It was weird. No, no, I'm talking about with Hank.

Speaker 54 No, but with you as well.

Speaker 67 Yeah, that was weird. Yeah, that was weird.

Speaker 80 Me and Gaz are close. We're good friends, Brady Ford members together, and I texted him probably as mean of a text message as I've ever sent him.
What'd you say? I was like, What the fuck, man?

Speaker 80 And he was just like, question mark, question mark, question mark. Well, he's retired.
And then I was like, dude, like, why you got to do me like this? He's like, I swear it wasn't me.

Speaker 80 It's like, okay. Sounds like some, some cappuccino.

Speaker 31 Wow, you think, you think Gaz would do that behind your back?

Speaker 54 It does.

Speaker 80 I mean, something doesn't add up here.

Speaker 80 I mean, unless I'm just my tweets are so fire that twitter was like we have to verify this man that's probably less and there has been some fake account there's a fank fake accounts there's a they're well they're fanks yeah they're fake hanks they offense to hanks um

Speaker 80 there has been a few that that that there's a one that's hank is old now and he just replied on my tweet with billy saying oh no hank is old

Speaker 2 i love when people say like you're old now it's like well guess what you're gonna become someday also old

Speaker 21 that's how time works buddy uh So

Speaker 80 it's been a whirlwind of 24 hours.

Speaker 20 Damn. Yeah.

Speaker 73 Catch myself? Yeah.

Speaker 35 I made it. I didn't catch you.

Speaker 62 But you fucking

Speaker 51 pause behind it.

Speaker 71 Yeah. All right.

Speaker 78 That makes sense.

Speaker 51 Makes sense.

Speaker 80 That's why you were posting about it. That's why.
All right.

Speaker 20 Yep. Gotcha.
Gotcha.

Speaker 31 Yeah, you did get me.

Speaker 46 You did get me.

Speaker 93 Gotcha. Gotcha, Adam.

Speaker 20 You got got.

Speaker 80 All right. Fair game.
$50.

Speaker 91 You can't just say prank war?

Speaker 80 Yeah, you're going to regret admitting that.

Speaker 51 That's all I'll say.

Speaker 31 Prank war on.

Speaker 68 I love it.

Speaker 20 I love it. What are you going to do about it?

Speaker 80 Sure,

Speaker 80 you're going to find out.

Speaker 71 You'll see. I'm fitting it?

Speaker 31 Fitna.

Speaker 12 All right, PFD, what's your firefest besides the fact that Hank's about to prank yourself?

Speaker 80 Yeah, do you have any bachelor's hip advice?

Speaker 80 What should I be prepared for? It's all older guys, too. It's my older brother and all his friends.

Speaker 2 The biggest tip I always give is don't plan a dinner for Saturday night.

Speaker 56 That's the dumbest thing ever.

Speaker 14 It's like a tranquilizer dart to your face.

Speaker 38 You drink all day Saturday. It is.

Speaker 14 You drink all day Saturday and then you have this, like, someone always plans this big steak dinner on Saturday night, and everyone goes, and then there's just no party afterwards, because it's like, holy shit, we drank all day, then we ate a big meal.

Speaker 44 Who wants to go out after that?

Speaker 36 Don't over-plan it.

Speaker 78 I'm in charge of planning it, and it's,

Speaker 4 it's, also, someone's going to threads in the game.

Speaker 31 You guys are going for nights.

Speaker 16 Someone will most likely get injured tonight, just so you know.

Speaker 2 Thursday night's always the most dangerous night of a bachelor party because everyone gets together.

Speaker 60 They all get way, way, way, way, way too drunk.

Speaker 14 Someone gets injured. You're just going to have to deal with that for the rest of the time.

Speaker 17 Don't let it be you.

Speaker 14 That's my biggest advice.

Speaker 20 There's gonna be one person that just kind of keeps the train going tomorrow morning, but overdoes it in the morning, and they'll be out by about noon. You just have to let that person sleep it off.

Speaker 56 Don't be the injured guy.

Speaker 31 All right.

Speaker 34 Don't be the injured guy.

Speaker 31 All right. PFD, you're going to.

Speaker 51 Also, combine with that.

Speaker 80 I'm missing Julian Edelman, which is devastating.

Speaker 90 That is devastating.

Speaker 80 I'm just fire. I'm just fireworks.

Speaker 54 He's a hero of yours.

Speaker 31 Personal hero, yeah. Yeah, right.

Speaker 36 Savior. Mm-hmm.

Speaker 78 King.

Speaker 80 Prince that was promised.

Speaker 65 You're a firefest.

Speaker 20 Well, I'm a dead man because Hank's coming at me.

Speaker 73 Correct.

Speaker 20 So I'm just going to have to live in hiding from this point on. I'm going to be like Saddam Hussein in his little spider hole.
I'm terrified of Hank. An angry Hank is a dangerous Hank.

Speaker 20 I don't know if I'm prepared to

Speaker 20 fend off these constant attacks.

Speaker 51 I'm not really scares me.

Speaker 20 What really scares me is how when Hank first said that he was going to come at me, it almost sounded like he already had a plan. Oh.
Like he knows what he's going to do.

Speaker 84 I don't think he knows, but he will know.

Speaker 70 He will know. He'll come at you.

Speaker 20 So that's a pretty bad Fire Fest right there. My other Fire Fest is I'm pretty like Coach K again from rugby.
This weekend is my last game that I'll ever play.

Speaker 20 I'm hoping to not get injured, hoping to play 20 minutes, get off the field safe and sound, have a couple beers,

Speaker 20 and make it back to New York intact on Sunday. But it's my pre-tirement.
It's the last time I step foot on the pitch.

Speaker 31 I love it.

Speaker 41 All right.

Speaker 47 My Fire Fest is Gary Paulson Died, and that's my favorite author.

Speaker 42 Hatchet was a good idea.

Speaker 93 Please respect my time right now. Hatchet, one of the best books of all time.

Speaker 17 Going by the Hank book method, a long book.

Speaker 63 A very long book.

Speaker 46 Over 180 pages. Yep.
If I remember.

Speaker 54 No illustrations either.

Speaker 20 No illustrations. That was an all-time book that when you read it, you thought if I got dropped off by a plane in the Canadian wilderness next week, I'm surviving for like six months.

Speaker 71 Totally fine.

Speaker 56 Greatest survival book of all time.

Speaker 46 What do you got, Hank?

Speaker 47 You say something?

Speaker 52 Oh, I thought you had a breaking moose.

Speaker 49 Billy and Jake, wrap us up.

Speaker 13 Jake, go ahead.

Speaker 87 So a few weeks ago, I I got a birthday present in the form of AirPods because I thought I lost mine. I found mine and I went to go return it, and it was a 14-day return policy.

Speaker 87 I can get a gift card back, but not kind of.

Speaker 73 Damn it.

Speaker 20 So, I just procrastinate.

Speaker 24 You can get a gift card, though.

Speaker 31 You can get the gift card? Yeah, okay, well,

Speaker 44 I can pay you for it.

Speaker 36 Yeah.

Speaker 20 I need some new ones.

Speaker 36 No, they're the regular ones.

Speaker 52 Okay.

Speaker 52 Damn.

Speaker 62 Yeah. I'm sorry.

Speaker 20 What's your price, Jake?

Speaker 31 I don't know.

Speaker 20 Face. What are they offering? Face?

Speaker 31 No, no, no.

Speaker 37 You want me me to give you face?

Speaker 31 No, I'm not face to do that. That's great.
Do a little more than face?

Speaker 24 Yeah.

Speaker 14 Do a little more than face. You went all the way to the store.

Speaker 20 They're actually collector's items because they were owned by the Jake Morris. Yeah.

Speaker 51 Not owned.

Speaker 52 Will you sign them? I can.

Speaker 36 Okay.

Speaker 61 Yeah. All right.
Yeah.

Speaker 87 That's my firefighter.

Speaker 20 If you autograph the outside, I'll pay you face for them. I'll give you face.

Speaker 20 I would give you face for them. Deal.

Speaker 31 Okay.

Speaker 4 Billy.

Speaker 20 So I was doing errands yesterday for the show, just picking up stuff for several projects.

Speaker 20 And these two homeless guys were fighting on the street and one of them you know i was walking past and one of them threw a trash bag at the other one and the trash bag kind of whizzed by me but like the trash juice got on me what and that the worst part is it got on my face this all a little bit almost got into my mouth oh my god and then i started like like spitting and like you got a homeless facial did you go did you get into the homeless guy gave you a facial this is the most fucked up part the homeless guy saw that I got shit on me, and both of them, who were fighting a second ago, started both laughing at me.

Speaker 51 No!

Speaker 54 Jesus Christ.

Speaker 20 I was like, what the fuck?

Speaker 42 You should have fought them.

Speaker 20 At that point, I was just like, just going to Staples.

Speaker 26 I'm a little worried.

Speaker 49 Sounds like you don't have war mode in you anymore.

Speaker 29 No, dude, I just don't want to deal with two homeless dudes throwing trash at each other.

Speaker 20 Yeah, you were a bystander, but I feel like you had to stand up for you.

Speaker 23 You got collateral damage there.

Speaker 20 I just wanted to get out of there. You let another man put juice on your face? And then I had to go to the store, buy mouthwash to clean out my mouth.
So you did.

Speaker 20 It sounds like Billy got it on his face and he absent-mindedly stuck his tongue out and tasted it. Yes.
Is that what happened? And then you're like, oh, fuck, why did I do that?

Speaker 20 Yeah. It just makes me want to keep thinking about it.
Yeah, it's too bad. It was bad.

Speaker 20 It was disgusting. You think it was piss? I have no idea what was in that trash jist.
Bag juice. Piss

Speaker 20 meth.

Speaker 20 Tomato juice. Terrible.

Speaker 48 Mm-hmm.

Speaker 52 Any recap, Billy?

Speaker 42 Nope. Okay, that's fine.
That's totally fine. That's totally fine.

Speaker 83 I didn't ask that as like a mean insult to ask.

Speaker 47 That wasn't an insult question.

Speaker 20 All right, numbers.

Speaker 6 Give me eight. Show me.
97.

Speaker 23 96. 18.

Speaker 93 Six.

Speaker 20 Kangaroos and whales are both mammals that can replace their own teeth.

Speaker 43 72.

Speaker 38 72.

Speaker 20 I feel like we've had that one before.

Speaker 38 72.

Speaker 87 Just a one-timer. Oh, just a one-time.

Speaker 6 After the 47 thing the other day, it's like I don't really get my juices flowing.

Speaker 20 There's 47, then there's everybody else. 47 is a blue blood.
He really is.

Speaker 57 He really is.

Speaker 20 Love you guys.

Speaker 77 Talking away.

Speaker 48 Sage anyway.

Speaker 77 to find you.

Speaker 61 Shy ain't away.

Speaker 51 I've been coming for your love okay.

Speaker 48 Today

Speaker 48 I'll be

Speaker 48 gone

Speaker 48 and I'll tell

Speaker 48 you.

Speaker 48 Well, I don't know, needless to say.

Speaker 48 I'm all sent in to see the mountain.

Speaker 48 But I'm me, I have to be

Speaker 48 still a little

Speaker 48 bird.