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On today's part of my take, we have week five of the NFL. Crazy, crazy, crazy sports weekend.
Crazy NFL Sunday. We'll briefly talk a little college football, although we do that on Wednesday, but it was an insane day in college football.
Heavyweight fights, MLB playoffs. There's nothing better than October.
It's fucking insane right now. Fastest two minutes.
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Welcome to Part of My Take presented by Coors Light, the greatest beer ever created. Today is Monday, October 11th, week five.
What? What? What? What? we start in foggy London town where

sa la la la la la la la la la la Hayden In a touching tribute to Prince Philip The Falcons brought their own custom hearse across the pond Torrey Davis was just wigging out As Kyle Pitstein took all the arm and hammer The cannibal boom? And couldn't be stopped as he lined up near the Falcons' right guard. Lusitania is not walking through that door as Zach Woodrow Wilson was reluctant to throw bombs over England.
The Falcons ground the Jets 27-20. Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! In Minnesota, where Dan Campbell's young team of child soldiers was no match for Greg Joseph Coney, TJ Hockam Sockam Robots gave the Lions a puncher's chance, and DeAndre Swift Boats had the lead flip-flopping back and forth, but the Vikings got the W.
There's no crying in football unless your name is Man Campbell, as the Lions coach did his best sorority a TikTok impression in the post-game press conference.

The Vikings, 19.

The Lions, 17.

In Charlotte, Darnold continues to run as Samuel looks like L. Jackson out there.

And I think the Panthers can go all the way to the Super Bowl, motherfucker.

Get these motherfucking snakes off my motherfucking jets.

TJ Braylon Edwards thankfully didn't need to catch the ball to make an impact play as the game turned on a punt block. In a game that felt like the Eagles would have no satisfaction, Jalen Squirtz finished all over Matt Rule's smock, leaving Philadelphia very happy and in need of a cigarette.
Eagles 21, Panthers 18. In the battle for Flo Rida, welcome to my house, Brady take control now, Dolphins can't get a first down, it's gonna be a blowout, welcome to my house, the Dolphins may need Carol Miles Gaskin to murder this season.
Allegedly, careful Boom, you don't want to get an agonist suit as Brian Flo Exotic should have been more cancelled after his second season. Theedly.
Careful, Boom. You don't want to get an Agameta sued.
As Brian Flo Exotic

should have been more canceled after

his second season. The Bucs

make animal feed of the Dolphins.

45-17.

In Pittsburgh, where you knew this would

be a dogfight as coaches Mike

and Vic stepped into the arena,

and the highly trained Pitts were foaming at the

mouth. Cortland, let's give them something

to talk about, scored, but it

was too little to rate, as

Jamar Chase Bank Clay Claypool was cash. Damn, boom.
That was smooth, cousin. The Steelers win a big one as Najee Kamala Harris looked at Hayden and said, We did it, Joe.
Steelers 27, Broncos 19. In Cincinnati, where the Bengals found themselves in a bell of danger as Joe Burrow suffered a throat contusion in the first half.
Mason Bill Crosby was having a terrible day until he got bailed out by Evan Spacey McPherson, who put a bizarre video online of a celebration after a missed kick. And the Bengals come stumbling, rumbling, tumbling, stumbling, bubbling, stumbling, bubbling, stumbling, Down like a house of cards as something in the Claire ended what should have been a great series.
Package 25. Bagelette 22.
In Jacksonville, here's to you, James Robinson. Jesus loves you more than Tim Tebow.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. The graduate Trevor Lawrence and his embattled coach Urban Meyer were trying to finger things out as the Jaguars face another night striking out at the bar.
On the other side, Derek Jeter Henry at least has the courtesy to leave a gift basket for the girls he picks up and the defenders he drops. Ryan Farmers Tannehill has had his arm exposed recently but the Titans roll as Mike Paul Vrabel passed out game balls in his underwear and bra.
Titans 37, Jaguars 19. In Las Vegas, where the Bears ripped the Michelin tires off John Gruden's car.
Nathan Peterman made an appearance making Raiders fans want to Hunter Renfro up. Khalil Big Mac had some special sauce for his former team as two all-beef Patty O'Donnells

and the Bears played field position to win the game. Hey, I just come at you.
And this is crazy. So here's my number.
So troll me, Nagy. The Bears go to 3-2 with a 20-9 win.
Standing on a corner, Jameis Winston down in NOLA.

Such a fine sight to see.

It's the Saints, my word, against the racial slurs that change their name to the football team.

It's a Hail Mary.

Jameis looking scary.

Taysom seeing stars. Winston seeing clearly.
Saints 33. Washington football team 22.
And we finish in LA where David and Goku with Super Saiyan. Boom.
How many yards were in this game? It was over a thousand! It was over a thousand! Justin Sherbert was ice cold as he and Mike Sherman Williams painted a masterpiece. Keylon Musk Allen knows you've got to move to Austin Eckler if those California taxes are too high and you want to get good mileage out of your Chargers.
Brandon Staley Yellnats dug himself a hole, but he didn't shy away from going for it on fourth down as the Chargers win a shootout. The San Diego Super Chargers, 47, the Cleveland Browns, 42.
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Week five in the books. We got weather delayed.
So we're going to recap all the games, but there is one game that's currently going on right now. It is the Chiefs and the Bills.
So we will probably recap it as it goes on live. Right now, the Bills look like a wagon.
They look like they're dominating josh allen playing the lights out awesome so this is actually good because i would imagine there's a portion of america that when you see an hour-long weather delay and tony dungy and mike tarico and mike florio and drew breeze have to basically uh figure out a way to be interesting for an hour and a half uh are you telling me you didn't like the peanut butter discussion? I loved the peanut butter discussion. We should probably settle the peanut butter debate.
Billy just said fuck because that was his who's back of the week. Oh, it was peanut butter and jelly? Well, you know that Billy's who's back of the week is always what's the last thing that was said before we get in the studio.
So peanut butter and jelly was that. I also appreciated Tony Dungy and Mike Tirico going to bat for John Gruden.
That was a nice little touch. That was very cool.
And it became one of those things where let's just see if we can hammer in a reference to the college that we went to during the debates. That's the thing.
There are two things that announcers absolutely love to do when they're in desperate need of a joke. One is talk about their golf game or the other guy's golf game.
Like, wow, that Chargers kicker, that extra point looked like your shot on 17 out there. there's that one and then there's hey i'm gonna hammer in a reference to the school i went to and then you're gonna laugh at it and then you're gonna yeah you're gonna talk about some type of rivalry with another school or like oh yeah drew breeze you went to purdue yeah but you had a hard time with michigan like one of those things yeah so it was uh we got the weather delayed but we will i do think there is a portion of america that is listening to this podcast right now that once they got to the like 45 minute hour mark of sitting there they're like i actually have to get up tomorrow morning i'm going to go to sleep and i'll just figure out what happened the next day so for those people you're watching the game with us you're gonna get it like you're hanging out with the boys so we'll update as it goes along let's get to the other games crazy crazy crazy game our weekend of football sports everything like i mean we we talk about college football on wednesday and we'll do that in depth then i think we have booger on we will talk a little bit about it today but like between saturday like the start of the Texas OU game, to right this second, it felt like there was not a second that didn't have football or a boxing match or something insane happening.
It was awesome. It was just sports.
It was the weekend of sports. My eyes are hurting right now.
Shout out Felix Graves. I need them.
Well, it's Marathon Week, so it was Marathon Week also for those of you that stayed home and sat on a couch and watch TV. This, this is what we talk about when we talk with Michael Irvin about whether or not it's more difficult to play football or watch football.
Bear Grylls. This is like, this has been an intense week of watching football.
Like when Bear Grylls lasted us, like, dude, you, this actually is very, it's very, very hard to sit and watch this much football in a given weekend. I love it, but it is very hard.
And baseball playoffs, too. You're telling me that I only get 24 hours for my eyes to repair themselves from watching Gino Smith play, and then I have to do a complete hard reset for the Red River.
I almost said the S word. The Red River S out.
No, it's not. You can't say it.
It's the rivalry. Red River rivalry.
They shut down all the gun problems. I know.
It's Red River rivalry. Yeah, Red River S out.
But yeah, starting Sunday, like you said, at noon, and even an hour before that, where you're getting mentally prepped to watch football for 24 hours. Yes.
It's been a bear out there. So let's get into it.
Josh Allen just threw a bomb. He's so fucking good.
He's so fucking good. I love Josh Allen.
Best quarterback in the league right now. Who says no? I love him so, so much.
Well, we can get into that because Justin Herbert's playing insane, and Dak Prescott I still think is going to win the MVP just because of sympathy votes. All right, let's get into it, though.
Packers-Bengals, the perfect game to start the recaps because if you wanted to sum up the madness that happened the last two days, two plus days, it was this game. So going, let's just set the stage.
So this was like, you know, when there's a, when, when there's like a dog barking in the backyard and you're like, oh no, the aliens are coming. This game was like, oh no, every kicker is going to miss a kick today because there was 12 missed extra points and 12 missed field goals on Sunday.
And this game had an insane ending where just to set the stage, it was 22-22 and there was two minutes left in the game. And it went for the next eight minutes of game time, it went Crosby miss 36 yarder, McPherson miss 57 yarder, Crosby miss 51 yarder, Crosby missed 40 yarder, McPherson miss 57 yarder Crosby miss 51 yarder Crosby missed 40 yarder McPherson missed 49 yarder and celebrated the miss like that was the toughest part of it so there were five missed field goals to win the game in the last eight minutes of actual game time there was also a missed extra point by Crosby yeah earlier in the game which would have won the game retrospectively if you're like okay it would have would have been 23-22.
Just terrible day for kickers all around today. It happened all over the league, but this was, you're right, this was like the epicenter of it.
Everybody else kind of felt the aftershocks where it affected a little bit, but this was the bad kicking game. And all I can say is we need to move PATs back to where they used to be.
Ooh, I like that. It's time.
I like that. It's time to switch it back because kickers were fucked up in the head.
We're idiots. We're emotionally fragile.
So when you take... Oh, you're saying we here.
Yeah, we. Got it.
So when you take... I just wanted to make sure I didn't...
When you take something that we are very good at that we should make every time and then you bring it back to make it a 33-yarder, you're going to cause all sorts of mental dominoes to topple over in our head. Plus, and now I'm speaking as a fan, we as a a fan when we're watching games and there's a touchdown scored that's our time to get up and go take a piss and then come back we skip the extra points yes what the nfl has done to fans is now you have to stick around for the extra points because it might be made it might be a miss we don't know and then that shortens our bathroom time i miss coming back from the bathroom and occasionally somebody would be someone will be like, holy shit, they missed the extra point.
I'll be like, what? No. I do think, as weird as this is going to sound, but what are you guys laughing about? What's going on? You guys are giving each other eyes the entire first five minutes of the show.
What? What happened? What happened? Just a funny tweet from the Marshall Sports Advis Sports Advisors account. It was the halftime delay and then cut to the Jacksonville, Tennessee highlight.
And then Quig just cut in the part of Tommy getting fingered. Got it.
Got it. Okay.
That makes sense. No, that's okay.
Yeah, I mean, it was. We were sitting here like, what's going on? Because it felt like we had killed Osama bin Laden again.
Something like new news had broken in the room, and you couldn't figure out what was going on. It was going across the room in a wave right now.
It felt like I was on Sunday Night Baseball. But yeah.
Wait, no, so what I was going to say was, it sounds crazy to say, but I really truly believe this. Much like sometimes women living together can get synced up i do think kickers misses sync up and they just decide there's going to be one weekend a year no it's that time of the month all fucking missed together and it was like everyone sucked together at the same exact time somebody look at what was going on astrology this weekend if there was something in retrograde mercury was probably in retrograde it for us.
It always is. But yeah, move the extra points back.
I promise you, nobody, I don't know anybody out there that really cares about extra points. No, no.
And it fucks up every point spread was just haywire because every extra point was missed. So other parts of this game, Joe Burrow is like the toughest guy ever.
He got Jim Sorge-ed. He got choked out.
His, what was it, a throat contusion is what he went to the hospital for after the game. But when he got hit the first time, when he got helicoptered, we were like, holy fuck.
He's out for a long time. Jersey Jerry, blue-collar guy, said that was an ACL.
We're like, please don't say that. But it felt like that something bad had happened.
And he came back like two plays later through that bomb to Jamar Chase. And he's just like Joe Burrow right now, the interceptions were bad, especially the one in overtime.
It was very, very bad. But I think that like if you're rooting, if you're a Bengals fan and you're like Joe Burrow is our franchise quarterback, the fact that he like gets up and keeps fighting and you know he's he's got like that moxie to him that like okay the interceptions will sometime at some point figure themselves out and they won't happen as much and he'll figure it out and he'll be like a true blue franchise quarterback but I want him to be smarter with when he gets hit he's got at some point he's got to learn that he did go to the hospital or to the vet, whatever they're paying for in Cincinnati.
I saw the TV cart that they wheeled out earlier this week when the OC was talking, but he got checked out. I think he's okay.
I don't know what bro football doc says about neck injuries. Billy, do you know? Throat injuries? Yeah, they suck.
Throat injuries suck. That's great, Billy is that Billy did not.
No, not even close meant to do that. But if you're a Bengals fan, you're happy with Joe Burrow right now because what you have is the Bengals, they've proven that they can tie anybody in the league.
Yes. They can't beat anybody in the league, but they're always in a tie vicinity.
So that's a marked improvement over where you've been in the past. This game really deserved a tie.
It deserved a tie so, so badly. It was the most tie game of all time.
The fact that it was 22-22, which is a weird score to begin with, five missed field goals in that eight-minute stretch. It was insanity.
And I just want to say, Mason Crosby, whether you have a job or not tomorrow, think about dying your hair. Yeah, he should absolutely show up tomorrow looking like Creed.

Your wallet just exploded.

It was a chaos to start the show.

But the problem is when Mason Crosby, when you miss like that and you then take off your helmet and you are a silver fox, it's just like, wow, he's pretty old.

Adam Vinatieri had it going at the end where it's like, it's a reminder that maybe you've lost a little bit so just maybe do the Creed Bratton and totally dye your hair and just show up what's up later skater I'm good to go I'm a young guy the other note I had Devontae Adams is so fucking good so he had over 200 yards receiving. Every time that Aaron Rodgers gets more than three seconds of freedom in the pocket, you just assume that it's going to be a bomb down the field to Devontae Adams, usually up the seam.
It's such a bizarre feeling to be like, Aaron Rodgers, he has his space and time. This is going to be a completed pass for 40 yards sometimes he gets bored with the opponent in the pocket it looks like he's like playing with his food before he catches it like a cat and he's just like taking his time he's like okay now I guess I'll throw the touchdown pass that everybody thought that I was going to throw anyways but I'm going to do it on my schedule not yours and the last one the play that put them into fuel goal range at the end by Cob, it looked like he was fading away, looked almost like a throwaway pass.
And all I could think was for an atheist, he seems to get a lot of help from God. It's crazy because those passes, that pass that he made, when you watch it happen, you're like, that's a terrible pass.
It was off his back foot. It was over the middle of the field.
He had a little loft on it, but it was perfectly timed there was like three defenders around and it went right to randall cobb it's just insane so i i do not look forward to next weekend we'll get to that when we talk bears raiders uh and then my last note from this game is i'm pretty sure that the bangles and this is just totally anecdotal but whoa who's clyde edwards off the field by Tyreek Hill. That was like Paul Pierce carried off.
He shit himself? That looked like it. So Bengals fans- Too much peanut butter.
I think they lead the league in dressing up for just random games. Every time they show the Bengals crowd, Hank's rock.
This is a chaotic show. It's spooky season in the studio right now.

It really is.

There's a ghost.

So Hank has a chair, and it doesn't have a wheel.

It's missing a wheel.

He has the wheel.

He refuses to just put the wheel back on,

so he's going to spend the entire show half falling over

until he just falls into my lap.

He's also probably going to fall asleep during the show

because he's also on a yawn streak.

Hey, Jake, so I don't drop my phone anymore? I'm dep you can you just can you tweet basic shit from my account about this game do it um okay so oh that's huge yes reception bills pick six jordan poyer shout out rachel bush that's score one for her that is a huge touchdown for the bills wow i need you i need you to fire off something good Bills are a wagon. Bills are an absolute wagon.
You just heard that first here, live here. That was an insane tip pass.
Bills up 30-13, extra point coming. Probably going to be a miss.
You know what? I'm going to do NBC Nightly News the night of an election right now. Right now, I am projecting that the Buffalo Bills have won Sunday Night Football.
Yes, my model is showing that it's a 99.9% accuracy that the Bills have won. You're saying count every vote.
Yes. Well, no, we've counted most of the votes.
There's not a lot left. There might be some fraud.
Some mail-ins. Alright, next game.
Yeah, Bengals fans, though. I just love them.
They all dress up. Every time they show the stands, it's crazy.
We also, just a little heads up, we're getting the perfect storm Halloween on an NFL Sunday.

I love that.

So the amount of fans that are going to be dressed up, it's going to be awesome.

I just hope the Saints have a home game.

I wish it was in England for that game.

That would be nice if we gave them a treat like that.

So the fans in the stands and the players on the field, especially for the Bengals,

dressing up in the new uniforms look awesome. There's something new.
I know they made like one minor tweak to the Bengals' uniforms, but the ones they had today, they were neon black. It was such a black jersey.
They have great – I mean, the Bengals have – we could do this maybe next summer, but ranking helmets, their helmet always is top. 1-1.
It's top. I had a question about this.
Hank's now on the side of the wheel.

He will not put the wheel back on.

He's resting it on the side.

Hank, you were definitely the kid in your class that would lean back in your chair,

and your teacher would be like,

please put your chair legs down on the ground, all four.

And then you'd just tip over and hit your head.

You'd be like, I'm fine.

And then you would just crash in the middle of class.

I was a big tipper.

I was a big tipper.

The question I had about this game, coming down to the end, they sent Crosby out there, I think on third down to kick the field goal. Crazy.
Which is nuts, considering he had missed 18 field goals in a row at that point in the game. But why do coaches do that? I know the reason why they do it, which is if it's a bad snap, you can spike it, and then you can get another shot.
I can't remember the last time I saw a bad snap that got spiked and then they go out there and kick another field goal afterwards i don't it's like you know how uh in cartoons we grow up watching like anvils are always falling on people like if you grow up like taking every precaution that an anvil will fall on your head because you saw on tv one time i don't think it actually makes sense to snap the ball on third down most of the time that coaches do it it It's just I don't remember the last time I saw a botched snap. Well, I think it's a combo.
So it's something that everyone has been taught that. So we just all repeat it forever.
But also I just think you just want the game over. Like at that point you just want to get the game over.
Because you also have to run the risk if you're going to run a third down player. Are you going to run? Like if you run, is there going to be a fumble? You know what I what I mean so you just like let's just end this game right now that was crazy though the Mala Fort trotted him out in third down when it's like try to get some more yards you have Aaron Rodgers it's not like you have no one behind the center um all right so England speaking of England uh let's go to Jets Falcons I have a question just off the top why do they play this game at 930 in the morning? I don't know.
Because I was thinking about it like it's a five-hour difference from the East Coast. Time zones is the answer.
But they could play the game at the regular 1 o'clock window time. It would only be 6 o'clock in England.
They always give a bye to the teams that are playing. It makes no sense.
I think maybe you just want to throw the English people a bone and be like, you're going to be on TV by yourself. By yourself.
My guess is there's something to contract a national cause. You know what it is? Because the games usually suck, it's actually, I don't want to say it's too much football, but it does feel like they're asking a little too much of us when we're prepping for the football day.
And it's like oh by the way there's a 9 30 game that you have to start watching right now it's like we're in an abusive relationship with roger goodell if he puts football on at three in the morning i'm gonna wake up i'm gonna send an alarm for 245 i'm gonna watch it so they they're actually just flexing i'm doing my part in the relationship but i feel like i am being taken advantage of a little bit roger goodell essentially when he puts the game on at on at 930 in the morning, for really no reason. Because it's not like they're playing in Dubai, right? Oh, just wait.
They will. Yeah, of course they will.
But it's not like it's on the other side of the world. So they're essentially just Roger Goodell, every time he does that, is saying, I can get these guys to do whatever I want.
And he can. It might be because they have to do the whole field switchback.
I know that they did the montage where it had the turf come out. They raised some of the stands.
It was like a big production, a sweet montage that they played in a time lapse. But it might be to get it back ready for Tottenham to play on it.
Maybe they've got a rigorous practice schedule. I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know. Pulisic was there.
He was at the game. I'm trying to think of a more depressing life than if you live in London and you're also a Jets fan.
Yeah. It's got to be maybe if you're an Arsenal fan and live in London.
Or Dolphins at this point. Yeah.
Jaguars, Jaguars. Because you know there's some Jaguars because eventually they'll move the team.
But it's more fun to dress up as a Jaguar than to dress up as a Jet, as an airplane. Yeah.
It's pretty bad it is pretty bad um this game though so two things uh matt ryan the uh you know we buried him probably a little early because he's actually been fantastic the last three weeks so he last three weeks 868 yards eight touchdowns zero interceptions i also think calvin ridley didn't make the trip i think there was another wide receiver that was out. I think they figured out the perfect offense for Matt Ryan, who doesn't maybe have the arm strength anymore.
It's just all tight end offense. So Kyle Pitts had an insane game, but they had three tight ends.
The three tight ends combined had 16 catches for 189 yards and two touchdowns. Just put all tight ends on the field and Corderell Patterson in the backfield back field and matt ryan is going to flourish well it's a lot harder to underthrow right so he's all underneath kyle pitts is the one that might be like the slightly different from most other tight ends because he is fast as a lot of wide receivers so he was underthrown but matty ice to his credit has become the king of the perfect underthrow in these last three weeks that's the difference.
He's gotten just enough oomph on his balls to be able to underthrow them by a perfect five yards, have them come back to the ball, or get a pass interference penalty, which is the Joe Flacco special. But Matty Ice has figured out a way to work with his arm that has definitely lost a little bit of zip.
Shout out, by the way, to the announcers for this game who said, we were watching tape, and I couldn't figure out who this No. 8 guy was.
He's like, well, that's the best tight end in the draft. He was selected higher than probably any tight end ever that wasn't taken by the Lions probably.
He was incredible. Right, right.
Carter O. Patterson made maybe the most heads-up play of the day.
They called a run for him, which was stopped in the backfield, and he just threw the ball out of bounds. But then he got hit, but they didn't call roughing the passer on him.
I was thinking about it. We need to have an award built basically around Cordero Patterson where it's like he's not the flashiest, he's not the best, he's not the comeback player.
He's just like, this guy's awesome. We can think of a better actual name for it, but it's pretty much like, if you watch, you know this guy is awesome.

Because he's one of those guys that history will forget.

But if you watched, he's a name you'll throw out there in 15 years.

And everyone at the bar will be like, oh, fuck, I remember him.

He was awesome.

So we need some kind of an award that we can give out every year that's just like a random guy's name that's like everyone would be like, yeah, man, that guy fucking ruled. How many teams did he play for? Nine? Yeah, didn't he play for, like, and you just start throwing out teams? And it's, I don't know, they're like memory hole players that you just have forever.
I think just due to the year. Due to the year.
Due to the year. Due to the year works.
The Corduroy patterson memorial due to the year award billy's got a name for it billy did you write something down i was just gonna ask can you tell the story of football without corduroy probably not no i not this year not this year um all right let's talk about uh i also love how little patience that british fans have for bad punts yes they are they really know their shit when it comes to like you guys you guys only watch guys kick you remember in uh when they had the mexico city game like 10 years ago and it was arizona cardinals playing and neil rackers was kicking off the fans went absolutely apeshit for touchbacks yes kickoffs it's like that guy kicked the ball a long way that's actually that's probably why you base your mount rushmore pick it was a great touch yeah sorry to interrupt, a moment of silence for the Lunder. Oh, not for me.
I had the over. I mean, I doubled it when you started saying Lunder because I was so disgusted.
I was going to take the over, and Bubba reminded me of the Lunder. And I was like, well, I can't take the over.
It was just good vibes the whole game. I had the over, and then you said Lunder, and I was like, double, because I can't live in a world where this actually well i'm glad you won and guess what the lunder's back next week okay and we'll take the over again dolphins jack um all right so uh oh one more thing about the falcons arthur smith we asked him we implored him to grow a beard i think he has mutton chops it's tricky because he's got a he's got a facial hair situation where it fades from being brown on the sides to pure gray right on the bottom so so he's gonna look awesome in about 10 years once he gets a lovey smith effect yeah it's all gray but right now it it actually almost highlights the fact that he doesn't have a chin it looks so when i saw him i was like this guy looks like he should just stay in london and become like a roadie for a rock band because it looked like he was straight out of the 70s a roadie for a rock band gets the best drugs has the best you know knows the best women like in every city that's where where he looks.
He moves in and he like pushes, half pushes an amp every day.

And he's like, yeah, I'm the guy.

He's the guy that you got to go to if you want to get to the Rolling Stones.

That's the look he was rocking.

The guy that used to be the roadie back in the day, but he's like a gun for hire right now.

You have like a week long tour through Birmingham.

You call this guy up, he'll take care of all your shit for you.

He knows every back alley.

But yeah, the facial hair situation is kind of strange because it does give off the impression of having mutton chops. Yes, it does.
So let's talk a little Zach Wilson. Zach Wilson, back to being a rookie.
Off of his week four performance, the Jets' offense was very bad. They were down 17-0 before they had their first first down.
I also a next gen stat for you billy if you would like um when when zach wilson had more than four seconds to throw he was one of six for one yard very bad very bad so what's the deal does he jet lag jet lag does he need it to be? When he's off platform. Right.
Yeah. Was he off platform? Did he get deplatformed today? Yeah.
When he was deplatformed, he was pretty dangerous. But they slow start.
I mean, the Jets haven't scored in the first quarter all season. So I didn't really expect them to today.
And they got pretty caught. But the defense was great.
Well, I don't think the defense was great. They were decent.
Yeah, because Matt Ryan looked very good. But they had good breaks.
I mean, the past, the roughing the passer penalty in the first, the penalty on the first drive really messed up the whole game. What do you think about it? That was it.
That was basically the game. Yeah.
You could have turned it off right then. Yeah.
What do you think? Okay, so the defense you think played good enough to win, but they gave up a lot, 27 points. The 27 points doesn't describe how well they were playing because their offense got stopped so many times.
Got it, the deep numbers. The deep numbers will tell you they played better than the score.
Matt Ryan had 350 yards passing. Conversion.
Yeah, the conversion rate. It's complimentary football.
Zach Wilson's interception. Half.
Conversion rate. Metric system to imperial system.
Got it. So he is trending upwards still.
What about the pound? What about the British pound? It's not like they're stone. Yeah.
Okay. That was your Zach Wilson update.
All right, next game. Lions-Vikings.
Dan Campbell cried, and I loved it. That is as true of a football guy as you can get that he cried about this loss because it was truly heartbreaking for the Lions to lose this game.
They get a fortune. If they finally get a bounce going their way, they get the fumble.
They go up. Dan Campbell, like all credit in the world, you're 0-4, goes for two, does the right thing, doesn't play for overtime,

and then Kirk Cousins makes a few throws,

which Kirk Cousins deserves credit for because there was only like 30 seconds left,

and they win with the field goal, which the Vikings,

the only way the Vikings can make a significant field goal is if it's against the Lions.

I would say they had a couple things going for them.

One, it's against the Lions, and two, they'd already had their big Viking miss earlier in the game where the kicker missed a 49-yarder short. And so they came out and drilled a 54-yarder.
Kirk Cousins tried to fight Mike Zimmer, it looked like, on the sideline. Out of happiness, they grabbed each other.
And I think that Mike Zimmer actually liked the fact that Kirk cut – I'll put it this way. Mike Zimmer isn't actually friends with you.
He doesn't respect you until you've tried to fight him yeah I was so finally I think the relationship went to that next level Kirk cousins grab Mike Zimmer Mike Zimmer was like it was like surprise like holy shit what is this guy doing he has emotion and then kind of grabbed him back and it was if you're a Vikings fan that was actually a moment you're like oh I'm gonna buy back into this shit yeah they tried to break him up and then zimmer started laughing afterwards right and at that point i was like i think they just did the stepbrothers thing did we just become best friends because you tried to punch me another interception for the bills pat patrick mahomes threw one in the red zone yikes patrick i don't know what hank has but he's not happy about that one uh yikes patrick yikes Patrick. Jake, what did you fire off a second ago that you were all happy about? I'm about to fire off Patrick Mahomes' red zone interception, things you didn't expect for $400, Alex.
I like that. That's good.
I like that. That's really good.
Oh, that was actually a great play by Gregory Rousseau. Yeah.
But, yeah, as far as Dan Campbell crying after the game, I loved it. It made me want to cry seeing dan campbell cry there it's a few things a few times when i think as men we should be allowed to express our emotions and cry one is if you lose the vikings two during the national anthem three wrestlemania four when dan campbell is also crying yes at that point all systems go just let let the tears flow baby throw in uh when when a wrestler dies, that's always a sad day.
That's really... I don't know.
WrestleMania is not really a cry fest. It's more when a wrestler dies.
Out of beauty. Yeah.
For the spectacle. But when a wrestler dies, that's usually a very, very sad, sad day.
But yeah, it was great. We're going to get to Urban Meyer.
But the fact that Urban Meyer and Dan Campbell both have 0-5 teams, life is not fair. Because Dan Campbell cares 10 billion times more than Urban Meyer at this point.
Dan Campbell is probably sobbing into his wife's throw pillows right now. Shout out Joey Molinaro.
His wife. Yes.
Yes. His wife.
He's at home with his wife. With the team.
With his wife and her throw pillows and crying. Crying all over.
And being like, I can't believe this happened. And I mean, I think the Lions are just going to keep fighting.
Like, I think they're just going to keep fighting. They're going to keep being in games.
They're going to be scrappy. They're not going to win many games.
They might win two games. Well, the silver lining is they didn't figure out a new way to lose this game.
Yeah. Because they've already lost 19-17 on a field goal before.
Yes, yes. Progress.
Yeah, it was, I don't know. And then Justin Jefferson is really, really awesome.
So whenever someone gets mad at us for saying, like, Kirk Cousins has no help, well, he has Justin Jefferson. So he has a lot of help.
And also, Everson Griffin. Yes.
He's going to be doing spin moves until he's 45 and getting sacks. Yes.
That's one of those timeless ones. All right, next up, Broncos, Steelers.
Steelers 27, Broncos 19. I think the Steelers' offense might be back.
I don't know about that. I think that they're not actually back, but I think they did just enough to reel all Steelers fans back in.
Because I said this on Friday. I said this is a line in the sand game.
I said I'm taking the Steelers and this is the Steelers season. Whether if they win this game and they play well, then you can you can buy yourself another month of being like maybe because this defense is awesome and maybe Big Ben just like gets good again.
But this was the point in the season where they needed to win to have like to basically buy a stay of execution for another month, and they did it today. They showed up.
They played well. Big Ben played well.
They had deep bombs to Deontay Johnson and Chase Claypool. Their defense played well.
The Broncos are not what we thought they were, but I think the Steelers' offense at least gets you to buy back in for another month. So, yeah, I don't think that they're bad, but I don't think that's, I don't think Steelers fans right now are like, this is a team that can make the playoffs or do damage in the playoffs.
No, not do damage. You know what? They can sneak into the playoffs.
Correct. That's what today did.
They could sneak into the playoffs. Right.
And they proved that the Broncos, they're not able, they can beat like a, they can beat a decent team at home. They can beat bad teams on the road.
They can't beat a decent team on the road that has an engaged fan base. And the Steelers fans, I think they took it as a challenge.
They said, you know what, we're going to play Renegade, and we're going to sing, and then T.J. Watt is going to follow our lead and go out there and set the tone.
But you're forgetting one thing. Because the Steelers are set up perfectly to basically string their entire fan base along for an entire season because they will do just enough in these type of games and they beat the Buffalo Bills week one you can always go back to that data point that was that team like so they they it's got to be maddening for Steelers fans because I know like I honestly think all Steelers fans are fans are thinking the exact same thing today.
They know deep down that this team's not that good. They know that Big Ben is washed.
But they also watched on Sunday where they played a complete game against a Broncos team that has a very good defense. The Teddy Bridgewater is back.
So they're saying to themselves, maybe. And that's like, it's poison.
It's poison as fans. Well, again, we'll get to it when we talk Bears Raiders.
It's poison for fans to be able to convince yourself that, but I think that that's what this game did for the Steelers and Big Ben. He was nursing 17 injuries at one point, but he just kept on adding things and kept on throwing deep bumps.
Yeah, he kept on getting hurt during the game. Different parts were getting banged up out there i think he hit his he acted like he hit his head against like four different helmets and with ben it's funny because you can see that he's also watched football or earlier in the week and whatever the like most the injury was that got the biggest splash big ben in his head he'll be like oh i have that too so he saw russell wilson bang his head what do you know of the game, Big Ben's like, oh yeah, I think I hit my hand on a helmet too.

He's essentially, Big Ben is doing like TikTok dances, like repeating the fad just for injuries. He's copying him.
Yeah. He sees the new hottest TikTok dance before it gets on a Burger King ad.
it's like it stops the last person like the the suburban mom does it in her kitchen with like her

kids behind her. That's Big Ben doing the injuries that he sees like, ooh, I didn't know you could injure that.
Charlie DeRothless Burger. Yes, that's it.
You're right. No, he absolutely does that.
Yes. And one thing I didn't know about Big Ben today when I was doing a little browsing on his Wikipedia page, you know know his middle name is what todd oh that's perfect ben ben todd that's why he hates todd haley it's probably why he hates himself but can you imagine giving a baby like a a middle name todd for your son that's great you're just saying like you know what i i can already tell you i might have fucked up on this one yeah yeah let's not send the bar too wide yeah let's put something on this so that they know they might need to send this back.
He might be the most successful Todd in the world. I want to give a shout out to Javante Williams.
It should be Javante Williams Appreciation Day. Okay.
Last time you did this, you did Joe Mixon. No, but I haven't done a big deep background research.
I haven't looked up his criminal record. Joe PFT was like, Joe Mixon.
I no i said between the lines between the lines with joe mixon uh but javante williams is a very good running back yes and the story out of denver so far is like the defense and then teddy that was very reporter of you by the way the story out of there so far the story out of denver story out of denver so far you hear about that you hear about defense? You hear about Teddy Bridgewater? You know what?

I'm going to give you a pass because we had to watch an hour and a half rain delay where Florio probably said the story out of 17 times.

Well, I'm telling you.

He's also in mid-game basic tweeter mode.

Yes, that's true.

The story out of Denver.

The story out of Denver.

That was Albert Breer.

Can we agree to respect Javante Williams, though? Yes. That's the point of all this let's find out more okay and then we will yes yeah i i agree to i agree to and naji harris was awesome so if you're a steelers fan right now you can definitely you can sell yourself on sneaking in the playoffs especially if you think like this defense is built for cold weather correct if you like that's.
If you look forward to November and December, you're like, you know what? We're a cold weather team. Pittsburgh is a hard-nosed city.
All we're going to do is run the ball and play defense. I mean, jury's still out on you being able to run the ball at more than three yards a clip.
No, this is the best their offensive line played in two years. You can start to sell yourself on the fact that this team, you can just say this team is built.
I'm telling you. Here's just a life hack in general.
If you have a bad quarterback on your team, you can just say we're built for cold weather. I'm telling you, this Steelers team is so perfectly set up to string every Steelers fan along.
Because it's just, everything is set up, like it's Big Ben. You're just like, hey, maybe the magic.
It's actually very reminiscent of what Giants fans went through a few years ago with Eli. When they would win like two or three games in a row, they'd be like, fuck.
Like this might be it. Like he might actually find some glory again.
Their defense is awesome. Mike Tomlin's a good coach.
They have an awesome running back that if they can figure out a way to run the ball, it's all there. And they beat the Bills week one.
and it's obviously not going to actually pan out to anything of value, but they are going to, if they win one of these games every three weeks, they'll be able to get to December being like, you never know. We could play Renegade.
Let's fucking do it. I do think that they'll be in that graphic where they're in the hunt at the end of the year.
I know this because because this is my life they could possibly make that last seed but what i described is my life like so i know this very very well of of like selling yourself on a defensive football team and just enough to to find a way all right uh next up oh yeah the broncos they they let's they might not be good is that the story out of denver the The story out of Denver is the Broncos might not be good.

Because they might not be good.

I think the Broncos are going to be in the same spot as the Steelers.

But they don't have the history and the Roethlisberger and that part of it.

Just a reminder, the Broncos beat the Giants week one.

I think the Giants are better than their record, but they're not good. They beat the Saints.
They beat the Jaguars. They beat the Jets.
Those are the three wins for the Broncos. Then they played the Ravens and the Steelers and kind of got their ass kicked.
So that's you know what? Next week, just a little look ahead. Raiders Broncos.
Can we play whose line is it anyway real quick? Can we look that up for a second? Where's the game?

It's in Denver.

That will be a true who actually is real.

Like who can go forward from this point and we can keep believing in who can't? I think three and a half, Denver.

I'm going to say two and a half, Denver.

Guess whose line is it anyway? Henry. He's on his seat.
He's figuring it out. Oh, Billy's beating him.
It's not in the sports book. Oh, okay.
It's not there yet. Okay.
Well, we'll find it out by the end of the game. You know what? We'll put a pin in it.
John Gruden's going to be coaching. Yeah, that's true.
We'll put a pin in it. Alright? Billy's looking with his befuddled face.
Billy has a face that he does. It's like when the garage door opens and your dog tilts its head.
Can't open it. And he's thinking too hard.
You can really figure out, you know, like, it's turning right now. We'll get that line later.
Alright. Dolphins box.
The Dolphins are bad. And, guess what The Dolphins are bad, and they still were actually in this game going into the fourth quarter.
It was a one-score game, but then the wheels fully came off. And yeah, I think the Dolphins are very bad.
I think they were down by like seven at halftime. It was 24-17 going into the fourth quarter.
Yeah, so they were down by seven at halftime, and I think the Dolphins were plus 700 to win the game. Yeah.
Which tells you all that you need to know about the dolphins yes they're incapable of scoring which is an issue in the nfl and in today's nfl uh pft you tell me about this game the uh chiefs just scored so i want to tweet about the can't lose parlay winning again plus 400 no big deal and stunting on all the haters okay this game was uh tom brady's going to clown you game it was the first time in his career that he threw for five touchdowns and over 400 yards i believe maybe it's over 450 yards it was the first time in his career that he 400 yards and five touchdowns he's thrown six touchdowns in 380 yards and he's thrown four touchdowns in 400 yards but never done it first time yeah which is it is kind of crazy because he's played a billion games. He also has four, five touchdown games past the age of 40, which is insane.
Pretty good. It was also one of those games that just reminds you how much bullshit it is that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers got Antonio Brown to add to their lineup.
When they have Mike Evans. That fucker scored twice today.
Yeah, scored twice. After last Sunday.
After what he did to us. Fuck that guy.
They got Antonio Brown who, when his mind is right, he's probably a top five receiver in the league. And then they also have Mike Evans who is probably also top ten receiver.
Maybe top five when he's playing at his best. It's bullshit that they got the two of them.
They're doing all this without Gronk. So it looks like Tampa Bay is probably...
Tampa Bay is gearing up. They're gearing up for another run.
They're probably... I think they're going to lose a couple more games this season.
I think they're going to stumble, lose a game to somebody that you don't expect coming. Like, maybe to the Saints.
Maybe to the... I could see them losing to the Panthers.
Well, it's... Like, inside the division.
Yeah, I think that it depends on if they get the on or off week for the Saints. Yeah.
But they... If they are set up, No, they'll lose a couple.
But, yeah, I mean, the Bucs have a shitload of weapons, and Gronk's hurt. Like, that's the craziest part.
And I don't even think Brady looks at Chris Godwin anymore. I don't know if he had a good game or not, but he didn't the other night.
It's like Mike Evans, Cameron Brate, Antonio Brown. They have two running backs.
It's just – Playoff Lenny. And Tom Brady runs the entire offense.
So the question is going to be – Chris Gawain did have seven catches for 70 yards. Is their secondary going to be healthy? Are they going to get better? Right.
And right now Richard Sherman's playing, who's always going to be one of those guys. Like if you add Richard Sherman to your team in the middle of the season, my brain goes back to the Legion of Boom, and I think this guy's going to have five interceptions.
And finally, you've got to shut down corner. But he's not.
He's really good at doing pass interference so frequently that sometimes the refs don't call it because you can't call it every time. I mean, that's the Seattle way.
The Seattle Seahawks basically built an entire offensive under the philosophy they can't call holding and pass interference on every play. Right.
He used to do it close to the line of scrimmage. Now he's doing it further downfield after he already gets beat

and just hoping he doesn't get called occasionally for it,

which is not a bad strategy, honestly.

Make the ref self-conscious about throwing a flag and be like,

well, I flagged him three previous plays.

I can't keep doing this.

Right.

So once they get their secondary back and once they get healthy on defense,

yeah, they're going to be a beast.

They're going to be right in the conversation at the end of the year. i i could definitely see them stumbling a couple times in october yes um and now the dolphins the only other note i had from this game um jacoby brissette i think is getting dangerously close he's trying really hard he's getting dangerously close to if he has to play like five more games this season then he might have an expiration on his backup longevity.
Because you never, ever, ever, if you're a career backup guy, Chase Daniel is the perfect example, you never want to have to start like six or seven games in a row. Because then people are like, oh, okay, well, we see where the limitations are here.
He's trying really hard. And he actually played well in the first half.
He has a hamstring. It's the Todd Collins effect.
Todd Collins can come in for four games and get you to the playoffs at the end of the season. He did that for the Redskins.
I think he did that for the Bears too, right? He came in that game when Jay Cutler hurt his knee, yeah. Yeah, he can come in and look decent.
But man, if Todd Collins actually has to work, like go to practice and play football for several weeks in a row, it's going to be an issue for him. He's really good at playing football for one week.
Yeah, that's my Jacoby Brissett. Maybe this hamstring, Jacoby Brissett, maybe take a page out of Big Ben's book and just be like, ah, it really, really hurts.
And then what's the guy's name, the guy behind him reed sinnet so i didn't know who that was i always i love when i ask like what who's the backup that's going to come into the game and then somebody tells me a name that i've never heard before or maybe i heard like five years ago and completely forgot existed reed sinnet was going to come in do we know anything at all about reed sinnet reed sinnet what a what a what a guy. Reed Sinnott.
I think Reed Sinnott and four first round picks should get you to Sean Watson. There we go.
Shout out to San Diego. Not San Diego State.
Correct. San Diego.
They upset UConn in the 2008 NCAA tournament. Okay, I was about to say that's not a football upset.
Sorry, the way Bubba for your your squad they lost the

cumball oh they won the cumball yeah oh my bad I didn't I didn't actually like I just saw it was

7-7 and that was the last time I had any update from that game everyone called it the cumball

UMass won the cumball nobody recognized that they're called UMass so it was really the cum

ass ball yes that's true um all right Saints Washington, PFT, I'll let you take it away because, oh boy, do you have defensive problems. Okay.
So there's a big cosmic joke that's played on us as football fans. And you can definitely relate to this as a Bears fan, because every time your team has a good defense, you do the math where you're like, you if we could if we could average 23 points a game we would win 13 games that's how good our defense is correct so all we need to do is worry about getting a decent offense average 23 points a game and then guess what we'll be playoff city we'll be like the toast of the league at that point well here's how reality works is that every time you get a better offense, your defense gets way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way worse.
They never line up. They never ever line up.
Ever line up. And so now we've got like a 33-point offense.
I think we're averaging like 29, 30, something like that. Before today, I think we're averaging 33.
And now we can't stop anyone. So Del Rio keeps flirting with the fact like maybe I should blitz people.
He got a little crazy with it, got a little wild with some of his play calls, and rushed five guys today. So we're building up to actually dialing up some blitzes and getting to the quarterback.
But, yeah, it's not great when your team stinks and you lose because your defense is bad, and the worst story of the week isn't even about the game, but it's that the DEA raided your team facility. Yes.
Unrelated, though, to football. And your two trainers have been suspended.
Yeah, unrelated to football. They say it's unrelated to football.
No, no, I believe them. I would believe it, too, because if you're selling steroids, you're probably selling the worst steroids.
Yes. I would much prefer to have a team doctor that had access to good steroids.

Well, maybe that's why, because they knew the heat was coming,

so they stopped selling the steroids this year.

Last year was steroids.

They're all placebo now.

The full Jameis Winston experience in this game,

it was awesome, awesome to watch.

So we had – oh, wow.

So Josh Allen just threw a pick.

And the Chiefs are now back in this game a little bit. 31-20.
Alright so Jameis Winston he starts the game. Interception.
Oh rough in the passer so never mind. Jameis Winston.
What do you have Hank? You have Chiefs? Yeah Hank found out I took Bill's money line and he couldn't bet the Chiefs fast enough. He's the Grinch.
He broke his thumbs opening up the Barstool Sportsbook and betting. Alright, so Jameis Winston.
The first drive, interception to a linebacker. The second drive, 72-yard touchdown pass.
The third drive, fumble. A hilarious Jameis fumble.
Then the fourth drive 75 yard touchdown drive punt punt 49 yard hail mary those were his seven drives in the first half the full so just counting at home he had two touchdown passes two turnovers and also had a 75 yard touchdown drive the full Jameis Winston experience in the first half and it's tough to game plan for Jameis because he's crazy. He's an insane man when he plays quarterback.
He's a total spaz. So on that Hail Mary, our defense was like, yeah, we expected that he was going to try to throw somewhere between a 10 and a 20-yard out, get into field goal range, end up the half that way.
And Jameis said, no, fuck it. Everyone go deep.
I'm going to airmail it. Perfect Hail Mary.
Because that's what Jameis does is he airmails balls. Right.
And yeah, got an easy touchdown on the Hail Mary out of it. At that point, when you give up a score like that in the last second of the first half, you know you're going to lose the game.
It's so demoralizing. You're not going to.
There's no coming back from that. That game was over at halftime.
I'll throw it out there. This is going to be a deep cut for Bears fans.
Tyler Palco. I'll just say that name.
That happened against the Bears. Tyler Palco when he's quarterbacking for the Chiefs.
It is the worst feeling because you're like, I thought the half—you let down your guard when the team is in the middle of the field with four seconds left at the end of the first half. Yeah, that's another bathroom break that we were all robbed of.
And I didn't think it was possible, but we concussed Taysom Hill.

I mean, especially John Bostic being out,

you don't see being able to hit a guy like Taysom Hill

because he gets stronger the more concussed he gets usually.

But he got hit in just the wrong spot.

I really, really, really, if Sean Payton has any sense of humor,

we get to see the Taysom Hill package run by Trevor Simeon.

Because they showed him. Taysom Hill went out, and they showed Trevor Simeon on the sideline.
And I think in his head he was like, is Sean Payton going to ask me to fucking just start barreling over linebackers? I would love that. You could see it in his eyes.
He was like, uh-oh. And I really want Sean Payton to do that because it would be very, very funny.
I mean, Sean Payton, you know what you have to do, right? If Taysom Hill is going to be out for an extended period of time, you got to sign Tebow. Yeah.
Tebow was born to be a backup. Tebow could do it.
In every sense of the word. Yes.
I have a question for you, PFT. And I know that when we watch football on Sundays, a lot of things get said in the, in the heat of the game.
And I don't think that anyone should be held accountable for things they say between the white lines. Between the 1 o'clock kickoff and Sunday Night Football, a lot of shit gets said.
We'll yell at each other. We'll scream at each other.
Bets go wrong. Yelling back and forth.
But afterwards, we always walk away friends. We're not holding it back.
But you did say something during the Washington football team New Orleans Saints game that I have to just ask if you want to take it back. You said, I think Taylor Heineke might be the guy.
I stand by it. Okay.
I stand by it. I stand by it.
I don't regret that. That was a big preamble for something that I wholeheartedly believe in.
He was 20 for 41, zero touchdowns, two interceptions today. You were like, I think we have to make him the guy.
You're talking about the micro. I'm talking about the macro.
You should listen to boy A-Rod. Maybe he'll teach you something about how to fully evaluate a season's worth of play out of a player.
Taylor Heineke has shown me enough where I think that he's the guy in the sense of we don't need to go out and get a new quarterback we should roll the dice with taylor heineke for the next two years okay because he's he's young he's cheap you can build around him a little bit okay he's he's good enough to be an above average quarterback in the nfl it was just like you know how great it would be to have an above average quarterback yeah for? Yeah. For me, an above-average quarterback is for a normal franchise, like having a Hall of Famer.
Is he above average? I think you got to take the highs with the Lonekies. Okay.
There. Yikes.
What are you going to say, Hank? Hank is living and dying with everything. He did a what? Yeah, he did.
Oh, there we go, Jake. Love it.
It was just an interesting game to say that because he did not play well at all today. He didn't.
And you were like, I think he might be the guy. He's good enough.
He's good enough. Taylor Heineke is good enough to make me happy.
He's not. I've learned how to settle.
I'm very good at figuring out how to settle. I agree with that.
Have you seen the shirt that has the list of the Washington football team's quarterbacks? Not nearly as bad and as lengthy as the Washington football team the last 20 years. No, actually the Bears are pretty much right up there.
I would put our list up to your list. It's pretty much like neck and neck in the Browns.
Billy, how good are you at Photoshop, Billy? Good on Snapchat. All right, so what you should do.
Good on Snapchat. That's not Photoshop.
Yeah. You just can go in and edit.
I can edit stuff on Snapchat. You just go to your instagram stories and add text exactly right okay can somebody who's good at snapchat or who's good at photoshop make a list of all the football team's quarterbacks since the year 2000 and then all the bears quarterbacks will put a pull up yeah no which would you rather have no it's not like well i mean i think because cutler cut out like he he played enough years where it cut out like the year to year.
But I've never had a good quarterback. But I'm just saying, I don't think Taylor Heineke's the guy.
I think he's good enough to be our guy. He's our guy.
You're right. There's a difference.
Because even in this conversation, you went from above average to I think he might be okay. To me, that's well above average.
Right, right. I think we need to make a distinction between the guy and our guy.
Okay, you said the guy. That's why I was like, I literally made a mental note because I was like, he's not playing well and he's going to be the guy.
Is he that guy, pal? Taylor Heineke is our guy. Do you think if Ryan Fitzpatrick comes back, Taylor Heineke stays the starter? Yes, yeah, I do.
I don't know. Because with Taylor Heineke it's like a watered down version of Fitzpatrick where the highs aren't quite as high, the lows aren't quite as low as you get with Fitzpatrick.
Right. So he's younger, he could be a future guy.
I just want, listen, I will support you in your support of Taylor Heineke. I just wanted to double check like I knew that it happened in the heat of the moment so I wanted to come out of like the fog of war so speak, and be like, hey, do you still feel this way? And if you do, I am going to support you in supporting Taylor Heineke as your guy.
Thank you, but here's a stat for you. I like him.
He's fun. We're averaging like 30 points a game.
If we can just get our defense to play well and step it up and average. If we only average like 20 points against per per game then guess what

the football team's winning probably like 80 percent of the games that they play in so yeah

no i i like taylor heineke i'm doing the reverse to myself that i did last year when i was like if

we just have an offense that could score no he is he is he is a watered down ryan fitzpatrick i

don't know if ryan fitzpatrick has ever been the guy but he's like i think taylor heineke if

everything else is perfect he can certainly have fun he's a guy that is fun to watch and fun to root for. Correct.
And that's all I really need. That's a fair thing.
I'm not unrealistic. I'm not expecting Taylor Heineke to win an MVP or even make a Pro Bowl without like four guys dropping out ahead of him.
But I do think he's fun to watch. Yeah.
And he's not bad. He's good.
He's been a pleasant surprise. Remember, I think he's the only quarterback that covered in the playoffs last year against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
That's true. That's true.
I just wanted to double check because there was lust in your voice, and I was like, oh, no. You know what else I like about him? I was like, if BFD was the GM, it would be like a $150 million contract.
Yeah, for the dumbest reasons ever. I absolutely love how he's like a heat-seeking missile for the pylon yeah he loves nothing more than to just reach out dive like five yards out and touch the end of the ball to the pylon knock and the falcons game was awesome like the way the throws he was making and the craziness like he is very very fun to watch all right uh eagles panthers this is the game that red zone forgot we like didn't we actually said during like the chaos of NFL Sunday, Hey, what's as the Eagle are the Eagles and Panthers playing a game? Um, cause we, we only saw the safety that was kicked out of bounds.
And then, uh, the, the Eagles who I think lead the league now in touchdowns that get called back. Uh, those are like the two big plays we saw in the red zone.
I don't

understand how the Eagles won. I kind of

understand it, like going back through it.

Sam Darnold,

we might have been a little too premature

on the Sam Darnold is

like it was the Jets. It wasn't Sam

Darnold because he was

really bad. And that was

a game, if you're winning, so they were winning

15, the Panthers were winning 15-6

middle of third quarter. Sam Darnold has

the ball in the middle of the field. He then proceeds.
There was a block punt, but two interceptions in a block punt and the lead evaporates. And it's like, Oh yeah, I remember this Sam Donald, the guy who has pretty much the same amount of interceptions as touchdowns in his entire career.
Yeah. That's, that wasn't what we saw the first few weeks.
We all tried to tell us that it was different. I don't know if it's different.
I wish I'd known going into this game that Darius Slade just had a kid. And this was a game off of a newborn.
It's like golfers. Because, yeah, you knew he was going to go out there and have two interceptions.
That is how the universe works. It was going to reward him for that.
So bad job, everybody not telling me. Please keep if an impact player especially on defense has a kid as a child within three days of sunday so that i can make sure to adjust my bed accordingly but yeah sam donald was bad sam donald was not good and both these teams i had a teacher back in eighth grade one time that told me at the start of the the semester that i just give off a aura.
There's like a C aura about me.

And she was right.

I ended up getting a C.

But these two teams, they definitely got a C aura.

You guys are going to be,

you're going to get somewhere between six and nine wins.

Yeah.

And maybe, yeah, I'm going to say like maybe five to nine wins.

I just, I fell for it because I was like, oh, Sam Darnold,

this might be something different.

I think he probably is who he is. And that's not, you know, there's some games that he will look great and there's some games that he will look like this where it's like, oh, he was bad, and that's a game.
When you're up 15-6 in the middle of the field, halfway through the third quarter at home, you should win that game. And they didn't.
And the Eagles, like I don't really even understand what the eagles are at this point two teams that i don't really get what they are uh so it was kind of fitting that they played a weird game that you're like wait what happened oh shit the eagles are winning the eagles won that game yeah you can tell also when a coach doesn't totally trust his quarterback and that's what sirianni and jalen hurts are in right now, like a parent-son relationship where it's like you're still checking under the mattress, you're asking who's going to be at the party, you're looking through their phone when they're out of the room. You don't get the feeling that Nick Sirianni is like giving – he hasn't given the keys to Jalen Hurts yet.
Yes. You know? He's still like very much on a learner's part of it.
You know what Jalen Hurts is for the Eagles? He's not Mr. Right.
He's Mr. Right now.
Yep. That's exactly what he is.
So Eagles fans will be like, yeah, well, there's some times where he does things. He had a couple touchdown runs and a couple passes.
But you know deep down it's just like he's who you have right now and you're going to throw your support behind him and that's it. He's a rebound.
Yeah. He's a rebound from Carson Wentz, Nick Foles from that era.
Right, because he's – They're doing a reset on him. Because you know he, like, cares a lot.
Yeah. And you know that, like, I don't know, he does not strike me as an ego guy.
He actually is the opposite if you read anything about him at Alabama and Oklahoma, which is a nice, like, refreshing cleanse from Carson Wentz era. You're saying he's kind of a simp, though.
I'm reading between the lines. He's almost too nice of a guy.
No, I just think Carson Wentz is a disaster in the locker room. That's true.
This is based off of, I don't know, a couple athletic articles that I read. That's pretty much it.
And also at – And Howie Roseman probably wrote him. What Nick Saban has said about the best backup quarterback I've ever had.
Yes. So Jalen Hurts would be – he'd be an awesome backup to have.
Yes. Probably like the best backup in the league.
You want him as your backup. On the other side, Sam Darnold would be a shitty backup.
Correct. Because Sam Darnold, he would rather throw an interception than take a sack.
Yes. And all you want out of your backup quarterback is like, be a team guy and then don't be afraid to just stand there like an idiot and get sacked occasionally.
Well, it's just such a, it's telling on on as sports fans, we always want to kind of see the best in guys. And Sam Darnold, his entire career at USC was like – he was good and great at moments, but he also was always injury – or sorry, turnover prone.
He went to the Jets, turnover prone. He has two good games with the Panthers, and we're like, he's fixed.
No, he's probably turnover prone. We fixed him.
Yeah. We'll never fix a guy.
He's turnover prone. Like he throws interceptions.
All right. Let's go.
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Pardon my take ever. You just while you're doing doing that ad, he took a selfie giving the finger.
Hank, that's inappropriate. Like an emo team.
Hank, what did the people at SimpliSafe say about that? What were you doing? Who were you giving a finger to? Billy. Oh, why? Billy's chirping me across the table.
On Twitter? Yeah. What is he saying? I thought the pass, the roughing the passer penalty was kind of warranted.
Oh. Billy Softball.

He picked Josh Allen up and drove him into the ground.

I can see where the flag was thrown.

No, it's Lib of the Year.

Add it again.

All right, let's talk. Why don't you give these guys flags, Billy?

What did you have the Chiefs at anyway?

They were never going to win this game.

I might have doubled down like three or four.

He doubled this.

Pretty much every time the Pills scored.

If you have a gambling problem, 1-800-Gamble. Yes.
All right. Titans-Jaguars.
Urban Meyer. So, they scored.
So, the game started. The Jaguars gave up a scoop and score.
They then marched down the field and scored. And you could see it on Urban Meyer's face.
He's like, I think they accepted my apology this team has not quit on me and then they got their ass kicked and uh i you know i don't know what's going on i think urban meyer is probably going to be done soon did you see the challenge flag that it took him like i don't know three minutes real time to figure out if he wanted to throw a challenge flag or not uh he also, the post-game press conference, did you see any of this?

I saw one thing that he said.

So he and Trevor Lawrence could not be on different, like they're completely separate.

They're a couple now that is sleeping in different rooms.

They don't talk.

They just pass in the middle of the night.

The quote that came out of the press conference, there's two things to note.

Urban Meyer said, we're desperate for a win. We're desperate for the way they go to work each day, each week.
We're desperate for a win. Then Trevor Lawrence, when asked about the team, you can't get desperate.
You've just got to keep going to work. We're going to win some games.
What's going on here? So that was weird. I think Urban Meyer is saying, I'm personally desperate.
My entire life sucks right now. I'd be willing to do anything to have it be marginally better than it is.
And Trevor Lawrence is like, you know what? It's a process. Trevor Lawrence actually has a great attitude about it.
And he played well. He played better.
The fact that Trevor Lawrence has not burned this relationship to the ground yet actually tells me a lot about trevor lawrence i think i i'm willing to temporarily take the bust label off of him because you know what he's handled going oh and five like a winner and a coach that threw him under the bus yep and a coach that is like uh egomaniac and has lost control of his team five weeks into the season. They also had...
I hope it just gets worse, by the way. Oh, yeah.
For the record, I want Urban Meyer to get caught in a brothel. I want him to have a mattress filled with cocaine in his house.
And then much like Bobby Petrino, do a press conference from the basement in USC. Being like, I've always wanted to be a Trojan.
With a neck brace off. Yeah, I've always wanted to be here.
This is my dream job. There was also this.
So the Titans were up 30. So they pretty much controlled the whole game.
But there was a moment that the Jaguars almost got back in. It was 31-19.
The Jaguars had fourth and goal from the one. James Robinson is ripping off.
The Titans even is not good. James Robinson is ripping off eight yards of carry.
They take out James Robinson. They put in Carlos Hyde.
They run Carlos Hyde. They don't run a QB sneak.
It's fourth in like inches. They from the goal line, they don't run Carlos.
They run Carlos Hyde. They don't run a QB sneak.
They don't run James Robinson asked afterwards. Urban Meyer said that Trevor Lawrence is not comfortable running QB sneaks because he's never done it in a game Trevor Lawrence is like I'm comfortable with it yeah I've never done it but we've practiced it I'm good to go this is just like this is now after a Jaguars game the first thing I do is just go watch the press conference it's so much fun I I actually think that Urban Meyer is addicted.
Yeah, I think he loves to lie. I think even when he doesn't have a reason to be lying about something, he opens his mouth and the first words that come out are not the truth.
Yes, that's just how he operates. His his reality is different from what you and I see.
And so he just he can't help himself at all. And when you have like a bunch of guys around you that hear what you say to them every day in the locker room and then you say something else to the media turns out that they can listen to what the what the reporters are actually typing up after the post-game press conference and be like dude you don't have to lie to us about everything like what the hell is the matter with you and oh so it's bad if it's a lie it's almost way worse if it's the truth if you're basically saying we're in week

five and i haven't done a good enough job to get my quarterback to a point where he's comfortable doing a qb sneak think about that statement that's what urban meyer said he's like he's not comfortable yet it's crazy it's fucking crazy so they also asked him about hyde coming into the game yeah and robinson who by the way we should respect robinson robert unless robert unless No, no, no.

Unless Robinson has hit a pregnant woman.

Nope.

But, yeah, we should respect him more.

He came out of the game. Carlos Hyde goes in.
They asked him about that, and he said, I don't micromanage who is in the game. Urban Meyer would like everyone to know that he is definitely not a hands-on coach, despite recent video evidence.
He's a head coach. To the contrary, he's a head coach.
You should maybe think about micromanaging the game. Just a little bit.
Unbelievable. Maybe just on the goal line.
Maybe just take over play calling inside the one-yard line. Yes, that's fair.
So, I mean, it's just a complete dumpster fire. Again, like we said when we talked about the Lions, it's not fair that Urban Meyer and Dan Campbell are both 0-5 because Dan Campbell cares so, so much more, and his players love him so, so much more.
I do think the Jaguars are going to probably get their first win next week in London against the Dolphins. Because like I said, Trevor Lawrence is actually like, when you watch, his receivers are never open and he's making rookie mistakes, but he's also making throws.
You're like, yeah, that's going to be a really, really good quarterback. So it's starting to come along for him, but man, Urban Meyer.
And then on the other side of the ball, the Titans, they still are banged up at receiver. Derrick Henry just fucking punished them.
It's like playing Alabama every week. Yeah, it's like playing Alabama every week.
130 yards, three touchdowns. He's having a ridiculous season already.

You know what he's on pace for?

I did some math.

I crunched the numbers a little bit.

Let's hear it.

He's on pace for over 2,100 yards.

Love it. Which sounds really great and impressive,

but we also have to think 2,000 yards isn't the same as it was in the past.

So Derrick Henry 2K is not –

I don't think that's what we should be really aiming for for Derrick Henry.

I feel like – what do you think is the new 2K? Because my number was 2,200. But then you have to also account for the fact that it's a different NFL and runners don't get that many carries.
But I was thinking you get the extra 100 yards, which brings you 2,100. and then through the accumulation of all the change over the course of the year,

like if you have 130 game and then 170 game boom that's another 100 right there easily yeah but i i feel like 2000 still is just significant when was the last time there was a 2000 derrick henry yeah right and then before that it was a long time right good question was it it might cj2k chris Chris Johnson. Jamal Lewis had one, I remember.
But yeah, maybe 2100. Do you want to do 2100? Yeah, let's split the difference.
2100. 2100.
But again, you do have to ask, are they feeding tractor-seato too early? Oh, there you go. His MVP year.
Yeah, but are you feeding Derrick Henry too much too soon? Because it's not tractor-seato season yet. Right, right.
I agree. Leave some in the tank.
Yes. Okay.
I can't wait to just... Seriously, if you're not watching every Urban Meyer press conference and reading every beat reporter's report from Jacksonville, you're not enjoying this experience the way you should be.
Because it is truly... I went on a fucking Jaguars blog tonight.'ve got to bask in the heat of that dumpster fire.
Do you know how low that is? I went on a Jaguars blog because I just wanted to see what the vibe was. And it was bad.
And it was awesome. So they've lost 20 games in a row now.
Which sounds bad. That's so many.
It sounds bad to say it out loud. But the silver lining is, I think you're closer to the end of the Urban Meyer era than you were to the start of it.
Yes. So you've got that to look forward to.
They might even fire him after a win in London, which would be great. Yeah, not let him get on the plane.
Well, he's probably got some events that he's going to be attending. Yes, that's true.
Yeah, it is the bye week. Yeah.
Yeah, so he's got for sure a few things. Urban Meyer, so many times in a game, he just puts his hands on his knees and stares straight down.
The migrants.

And I think what he's, he's actually hoping that he just dies where he is. In place.
He's just like, if I focus hard. Lord, take me.
Yeah, if I focus hard enough on dying, maybe I just won't open my eyes. He's the guy from I Think You Should Leave where he's like, I just don't want to be here anymore.
Yes, yes, yes, in the suit. Yeah, that's probably why he brought back Tebow.
Because he's like, if I'm going to die on the sideline, I want one of God's custodians right by me. Wrong, wrong.
That's why he cut Tebow, because he knew that if he dies, Tim Tebow will come over and save my life. Yeah, that's true.
Okay, good point. All right, let's see if we can get Hank's attention after all this bad loss and everything with the Chiefs.
It's been a wild roller coaster for you of this show. It has been.
I'm sorry for the distractions. That's okay.
That's okay. I think it adds to the experience.
I think it's very fun. We're very authentic here.
It's kept you from yawning, at least, so that's nice. No, I actually enjoy it.
I always think it's very funny when we're just ourselves. I'm loopy.
I'm in a loopy mood. Yeah, Hank had to take a nap during the NFL Sunday, and he came back, and he just refused to believe the updates that were happening from the Giants game.
We were like, yeah, Saquon got hurt six plays in. Daniel Jones got concussed.
And he was like, there's Daniel Jones right now. I was like, that's Mike Glennon.
It was actually almost like someone having a severe accident. We had to teach him how to speak again.
We're like, that's Mike Glennon, and that's not Saquon Barkley. The world has changed since you took a nap.
He was great at the piano when he woke up, though, so that was nice. He was speaking Spanish.
All right, Patriots-Texans. Let's talk about it, Hank.
You were very, very close to having to admit that the Patriots might not be good yeah very close very very 20 22 9 and the Texans decided to do one of the dumbest fake punts that was a real punt that their punter took a short snap and then kicked it off the back of the helmet of their offensive lineman that was that was the game changer it was awesome it was ridiculous it was a pure David Cully move move because he saw the double punt that happened on Thursday. He's like, how can I one-up this? So this week's David Cully Memorial Award for Excellence in Punting goes once again to David Cully.
Yeah, David Cully is the guy or girl in a toxic relationship. As soon as things start going well, he's like, I need to fuck this up.
I can't have this be good i can't have us be happy and just like chill on the couch and watch netflix i have to go i have to go fuck some strange and hope that that messes everything up by the way i swear to god that all of part of my take is not in supremely toxic relationships i know that we're doing a lot of talking about that i learned that you learn rom-com yeah i actually watched ricky bobby the other you ever seen him that's, come on, this is basic stuff, guys. The dad and Ricky Bobby when they were at the Applebee's, and he's like, I can't do this, and gets kicked out.
Things are going too good. Yeah, David Cully's like, I'm just going to, things are going too well.
We're about to beat the Patriots. I'm going to have my punter punt one off the back of the center's head.
I also loved his giant white collar that he was wearing. It was the Jason Kidd casual look that he had.
Like fully zipped up, up to like his throat, T-shirt windbreaker that he was wearing today. So David Cully, when he was down 9-22 and after that happened, it actually felt like he was up 22-9, and he pulled off that fake, fake, fake punt.
Yeah. And at that point I was like, well, this game's over.
The Patriots are going to win. Yes, it changed everything.
So, Hank, thoughts? First of all, you guys, obviously the Packers and Bengals, everyone talks about that being the game of kickers and missed kicks and stuff. There's three missed extra points in this in the first three touchdowns.
Yep. That was crazy.
Bills beat the Texans 40-0. Patriots barely beat the Texans.
So I think that says everything you need to know. Mack Jones, probably the greatest six-yard thrower in the history of NFL football.
It's my favorite. It's fun to go into the things where it's like when they had Brady, there's going to be dynamic offenses and all these different things drawn up and this and that.
Patriots now, it's basically the six-yard play. Over and over and over

and over and over and over and over and over

again. But they're 3-2.
They could be

4-1. They're not 3-2.

They're 2-3.

They could be 4-1.

Yeah,

it's Matt Jones

stepping up in the pocket, which he does nicely,

and then rifling the ball

into some tight end stomach six yards down the field. In the middle of the field.
That's been every game. Every play.
It's kind of fun to watch Belichick learn how to win ugly, though. So they know that he's going to be limited going into any game, given who his quarterback is, and still trying to figure out a way to work it out.
Yeah. And I think he's doing the right thing with Mac Jones.
He's like, so what Belichick's doing is what I think a lot more coaches should do with rookie quarterbacks, which is absolutely keep the handcuffs on them. Yeah.
For as long as possible. Yeah.
Don't give them the keys yet. Like, make them develop a little bit.
Don't get them gun shy. Don't let them learn any bad habits.
Just be like, you know what? We're probably going to lose half the games that

we play, but I'm looking

long-term, not short-term on this. So yeah,

Mac Jones, go out and

here's your new best friend. He's your tight end.

You guys live in a room together and don't

let each other out of your sight. Pick a few spots

every now and then where it's like, alright, yeah, throw

it deep and try to make something happen.

So, the big

news out of this game, though,

is Mills

Mafia might be back. First half.

Thank you. deep and try to make something happen.
So, the big news out of this game, though,

is Mills Mafia might be back. First half.

Mills Mafia might be back. So, I have

a stat for you. Bill Belichick,

he's been coaching for a pretty long time, hasn't he?

I don't know, like 50 years or whatever,

but as a head coach, I don't know how many years total.

You lost to the Dolphins, though. Yeah, 25 years

maybe as a head coach. Bill Belichick

has only let

two rookie quarterbacks

throw three touchdowns against his team Thank you. the Dolphins though.
Yeah, 25 years maybe as a head coach. Bill Belichick has only let

two rookie quarterbacks

throw three touchdowns against his team.

One was today,

Davis Mills. The other,

Russell Wilson. Ever heard of him?

So, if you want to play that game,

Davis Mills is going to

win a Super Bowl and be one of the best quarterbacks

in the league. He's a starting quarterback.

He's not a relief quarterback. He's not a closer.
But you could do a lot worse than Davis Mills today if you go out there and be like, just do some damage in the first half. I'm just happy that Mills Mafia is back because it's fun.
And his neck is so, so long. And I hope that he stays as a quarterback for a while so we can keep making fun of his neck.
You got sacked by his neck today. Yes.
Big target. Especially as Mike Lennon probably, that's not going to work out.
Are we going to get a matchup between Mills Mafia and Mike Lennon? Oh, that would be incredible. I don't think they play each other.
You should be able to flex that. That would be.
If you have two necks like that. The long neck bowl.
You ever seen those videos where the giraffes are fighting each other and just swinging their heads? Yes. That's what the Monday Night Football graphic would be like with the helmets crashing into each other.
Pardon the line interruption. Cowboys-Patriots next week.
Oh, in Dallas? I think it's in the Patriots. In the Patriots? It's the bottom team home.
Okay, yes. I'm going to say Dallas minus 7.5.
I'm going to say no. Dallas minus 6.5.
Dallas minus 3.5. Oh, no.
I smell a rat. You have to take the Patriots.
That makes no sense. I smell a rat.
That's what it means. And we know more than Vegas.
Can you give us that Broncos line? No? Still not up? Okay. All right.
Next up.

Oh, yeah, Matthew Judon is really, really good.

And for a while, this game was 22-22 at the exact same time that the Packers and the Bengals was 22-22.

Yes, yes.

It was fantastic.

All right, Bears Raiders.

The Bears might be back.

I'm just going to say it right now.

I know that I only have a week to say this because they have to play the Packers

on Sunday, and the Packers are going to probably shit down my throat. But I have also told myself I think the Bears might beat the Packers because of that Soldier Field.
But the Bears might be back. That was fun.
I'm not even going to complain about Matt Nagy today. I'm not going to complain and say it's crazy.
Because I'm going to get you going. No, I'm not going to complain about it.
I'm not going to complain about it and say that challenge was the worst challenge ever. I'm not going to say that it's funny that the offense was a little more conservative this week and then he was like, yeah, Bill Lazor's got him going and now is giving credit to Bill Lazor.
I'm not going to say that Andy Dalton, who he loves, when he had to come in for Justin Fields because Justin Fields hurt his knee, Andy Dalton wasn't prepared to come in. He didn't even have his rib protector.
I'm not going to say any of that. I'm just going to enjoy Club Dub.
That might be on Andy. Yeah, that could be on Andy.
That could be on Andy. But also Andy and Matt Nagy, I think, are in a relationship together.
Like they're that close. I'm just going to say the Bears are 3-2.
That was a road victory. The defense looked awesome without Akeem Hicks.
I'm happy. I'm not going to say that they're like some incredible team because they're not they're not a playoff team but i'm happy and i think that they could maybe beat the pack let me ask you a question though about your rookie quarterback justin fields yes how first of all scale scale one to ten how are you feeling so all right so justin fields uh i still it's it's hard judge because they're really, like, it feels like no one's ever open.

But he did make those two throws at the end of the fourth quarter when the Raiders scored to make it a five-point game.

Justin Fields had two third-down conversions that were, like, big-time throws, high-pressure throws.

Obviously, it's like he had 100 yards passing, so we're not I can be like, holy shit, he's the next Patrick Mahomes. We're taking baby steps, winning on the road.
2-0 as a starter in games that Matt Nagy isn't purposely trying to get him murdered. So I'm okay with it.
I'm going to put you down as a four then. No, I'm actually going to go a six.
Here's why. This is the best.
This is the kicker. You know how like whenever a Hall of Fame quarterback, they'll like, you know, let's say they're in the year 15 and they're on a Monday night football game.
And they're like, this guy just threw his 300th touchdown pass. And can you believe who he threw his first touchdown pass to? And it's always the most random name, right? Justin Fields threw his first touchdown pass in the NFL today.
He threw it to Jesper Horstead. Okay.
That's a good one. From Princeton.
All right. That is a first touchdown pass Hall of Fame career guy where Justin Fields will be in the NFL for the next 15 years.
He's probably going to win multiple Super Bowls, and they're going to be like, trivia question, who'd he throw his first touchdown pass to? Jesper Horstead. So I like that.
I like it a little bit better if it's like a veteran at the end of their career that's played on a bunch of teams. If it was Jerry Rice on the Seahawks, that would be a really nice one.
But Jesper Horstead? Jesper Horstead is a random— The Ivy League thing really puts it over the top. That's the icing on the cake.
But yeah, Justin Fields, it seems to me that they're still running the Andy Dalton offense for Justin Fields. And when he's running, it's because he's actually afraid of getting sacked and not because it's a design run.
He got lit up a few times today. I'm going to give the Bears coaching staff some credit, which is a crazy thing to say.
They actually had a great game plan because they knew that the raiders couldn't stop the run so they just ran the ball down their throat now there was times in the game where it felt like the bears were playing not to lose not playing to win whereas like hey maybe take a couple shots here because we're just running it and then punting and then giving the raiders more chances but they clearly knew like hey the raiders can't stop can't stop any of the run. Let's just fucking hammer it.
And that's what they did. So I'm okay with the game plan.
And Justin Fields, he wasn't incredible, but he did make a couple plays. And we have Jesper Horstead.
Because what's crazy is if you look back at Matt Nagy's first games that he had when he had Mitch as quarterback, the ones like right after Mitch got drafted, their offense looked a lot more fun than it looks right now. We were scripting out those first 15 plays or whatever for Mitch Trubisky.
He was doing things like weird motions, little dump passes, a lot of motion behind the quarterback and fake handoffs and the wheel route behind it. He was doing fun stuff.
It seems like the life has been sucked out of Matt Nagy, can you can see it happening in the plays that he chooses to call like yes he's just he doesn't he's not creative anymore no he's not creative and again i don't think like anyone gets open it really does feel like remember how i just described how whenever aaron rogers is has like three seconds you know it's going to be a deep bomb to devontae adams whenever the bears throw the ball out of the tv screen so it's not like a screen or dump down so the tv screen has the tv camera has to move i just know instinctively the guy is completely draped like it just always feels like i don't know what it is but it feels like every guy on our team has no ability to get open the challenge that he had today on the fourth and inches where there was 0%, there was negative 50% chance it was going to be overturned. And he chooses a challenge that, that to me is a fireable offense.
When everyone, literally everyone that's watching the game on TV can tell you that you're about to lose the challenge. Don't challenge.
Why are you challenging Matt Nagy? You idiot. Why doesn't every coach, do they not see what we see? Was he hoping that maybe if they showed a replay, it would be different on another angle that he hasn't seen yet just because that's what he wanted the result to be? Or is he just an idiot? Here's my thing with that challenge is that people are like, well, the spot was bad.
It doesn't matter if the spot is bad. There has never been a successful challenge on a fourth and inches quarterback dive.
Like, there just isn't. Because you can't see anything.
You just can't. Like, they just, the refs guess.
They're like, alright, I think the ball got across the line. It looked like his body fell forward a little bit.
They never will overturn that. They just won't.
Like, until they put chips in the ball and like a laser line across the field, there's just no way to ever prove that. It was the dumbest challenge that I've ever seen maybe on the field.
Yes, and we said it in the moment. So it's not even like looking back at it.
Every coaching staff should just have a guy on staff who is really good at watching football on TV. Yes, yes.
Our eyes have been trained for this. We will do it.
So John Gruden. he had a week quite a week quite a week i'm shocked big cat i'm shocked i'm shocked john gruden would use a use a racial epithet in an email to the washington redskins yes that's crazy it's disgusting i'm shocked that he actually uses email yeah if we're being honest here that that was probably his easiest way out would be like, dude, do I look like I own a computer? Yeah, like, did it come from Hotmail? No, that's not me.
Not me. But one thing, and obviously the phrasing that he used, I think he said, Demora Smith.
No, yeah, dumb Oris. Dumb Oris Smith has lips like the Michelin man.
Obviously, like a racial connotation thing, which he, John Gruden will be the first to tell you, yeah, I shouldn't have said that shouldn't have said that you know yada yada yada he did like some apology where he's like if it came from my email then yeah i guess i take accountability for it um which is like yes it did yeah it did it did but like wait are you saying this came from me well i guess if it if you're saying that then i will say sorry but i don't know if that's actually. He's like, I'll allow that.
Yeah, I'll accept the fact that it came from my email address. No one's talking about the fact that the Michelin man doesn't have lips.
Yeah. John Gruden's first offense should have been like, have you seen a picture of the Michelin man? Yeah.
Because he's got a mouth. There are no lips on the Michelin man.
Yeah. But I think John Gruden definitely thought the Michelin man had lips when he sent that email.
Wild, wild story. And then, you know, the Raiders, like, I don't think this is, I don't think John Gruden's going to get fired for this.
I think John Gruden's going to get fired because I don't think the Raiders are going to be good for, like, they won the September Super Bowl. Was he have seven years left on his contract? Yeah, we all talked about it.
But this is now, and I think we brought this up last year, but John Gruden's head coaching record after his Super Bowl win, which you could make the argument was with a lot of Tony Dungy's team, has not been great. He has not wowed anyone.
So it's kind of crazy like it kind of shows though you win one super bowl you're pretty much set for life yeah also it's it's a big time butterfly effect if mo lewis hadn't knocked drew bledsoe out yeah do the raiders win that game in the tuck rule game and then does john gruden stay as coach of the raiders do the raiders maybe even win that that Super Bowl? Yeah. Here's his records post-Super Bowl.
7-9, 5-11, 11-5. So that was a good year.
4-12, 9-7, 9-7, 4-12, 7-9, 8-8. So it's as average as you can get with two really bad seasons and one good season.
He's a 500 coach. I don't think they're going to fire him for his record.
I don't think that's going to happen because he does have six or seven years left on his contract. Which, by the way, shout out to John Gruden's agent.
Good job. I don't know who you are, who represents him, but 10 years? Is it 10 years? A hundred million.
A hundred million dollars? All in escrow. Goddamn.
That's amazing. That's wizardry.
The, but 10 years, is it 10 years, $100 million?

All in escrow.

God damn.

That's amazing.

That's wizardry.

Derek Carr actually mentioned after the game that the Bears were calling out some of their plays.

Not great if you're a head coach and you hear that.

Well, Khalil Mack probably knows.

Yeah, I mean, it's been a while since he's been on that team.

This was his first true revenge game, though, because the other one was in London, so he wasn't able to take full advantage. And the Bears lost that one, so it didn't count.
All right, so let's move on. The game of the day, Browns-Chargers.
What a fucking game. Incredible game.
Sorry, 1,000 yards of offense, 89 points. There were six touchdowns scored in the fourth quarter, including the Chargers carrying the Browns in, or sorry, the Browns carrying the Chargers into the end zone, trying to get the ball back.
Also, if you're a Browns fan, so let's do good news, bad news for Browns fans, and we'll talk about the Chargers. Good news is you've gone toe-to-toe with the chiefs and the chargers like you've you you've played very very tough games against both them also good news your offense looks awesome right your running game yeah you chunted them to death and baker had a very good bounce back yeah bad news is it does still feel sometimes like the browns and the fact that uh teams so this that teams that have scored 40 points with zero turnovers in the history of the NFL up until today were 463 and zero.
That's very Browns. To be the one.
That hurts. It does hurt a little bit, but like you said, the offense was good.
The running game is something that's probably just going to get stronger as the year goes on as long as you guys stay healthy yep so you've got jedrick wills is out which is a big deal yeah and you're going to get jarvis landry back eventually yep who is way better for your passing game than odell beckham is and you also got screwed on that fourth and four pi that was egregious it's good to have the refs to blame for this one if you didn't have the refs to blame then you could look back at that stat and like, holy shit, I can't believe that we're the one team that managed to put up all that offense, no turnovers, and still lose. But you got to get out of jail free card, which is the refs fucked us.
And the refs did fuck you. They did.
It was pass interference on the offense, if it was anything. It was very, very bad.
And it was an awful call. Chargers got lucky.
And then, I mean, the Browns actually pulled a very smart move at the end of the game, which was dragging Austin Eckler into the end zone to make him score a touchdown. Austin Eckler, you have to take a knee there.
You can't, like, try to go forward. Every team should have – Trent Richardson should extend his career by being the guy that gets in at the end of the game at the goal line if you don't want to score a touchdown.
Get back in the Hall of Fame discussion, Trent. But it was a dumb play by Eckler because he was probably, if you're going to score, he would have tried to score on the first one where he took and he had the one.
No big deal. I had the Chargers against the spread.
I got pissed at that. So the Browns actually helped everybody that bet on the Chargers by dragging them into the end zone.
You gave yourself a chance to win. Yeah, and it was a bad, I mean, the ending, like they were dumping it down.
The only thing that I would be nervous about with the Browns, well, I mean, the defense got gashed, but there was also some weird injuries, like guys getting, I mean, it was one of those games that it was kind of like a Big 12 game where not only were points going back and forth, not only were yards going back and forth, but like every three minutes some guy got hurt.

And the only thing that would make me nervous is I do think the Browns, outside of the P.I. call, which was completely egregious.

And like if you're a Browns fan, you have every right to be upset about that.

The Browns still should have won this game because they were gashing the Chargers all day.

And then they get the ball with a one-point lead and three minutes left. And they kind of, like, Stefanski kind of turtled a little.
He went conservative. And, like, didn't, like, you should have just kept on fucking doing what you're doing.
Running your offense, you probably would have had another touchdown. I don't know.
It just felt like that was, like, I think Stefanski's a really good coach. I thought he got conservative in that moment.
When Staley, on the other side side, like he never takes his foot off the gas. It's awesome to watch.
He knows fourth down doesn't matter. Like Justin Herbert will pick it up.
Like third and long, whole playbook. Like every – they just – the Chargers are really, really good.
And Justin Herbert is really, really good. Yeah, so Brandon Staley is getting a lot of talk because obviously like going forward in fourth and seven was a ballsy move.
He it in every fourth down it feels like. He does it all the time.
But they're talking about like, okay, they've got four downs, which, yeah, it turns out I believe that's 33% more plays to get yardage. I'm not a math guy, but that sounds right to me.
But it's not just that. I remember I was talking to one of Army's coaches like a year ago, and he was telling me.
Reports out of Army reports out of West Point sorry the story out of West Point the story out of West Point is that it's not just like they look at it like they have four downs to get this yardage it impacts their play calling on second down and third down so they know okay on third day if it's like third and eight okay we only need to get three yards and we're going to go for it again. So you can call different plays on third down than you normally would, and the defense is prepared to defend on third down like you're trying to get all that yardage at the time.
Like dump downs and draws and stuff like that, where it's like we have another down, so we don't have to panic. He's like next level.
Now, the thing I will say about Brandon Staley is he's almost too good at math, and it makes me angry because he's so much smarter than I am. And when he's talking sometimes, it's like when he gave that press conference, he's had like two press conferences in the last few days that have gone mega viral because he's a football guy and he's explaining things really well, and he's very smart, and I would love to have him as a head coach for my team.
He's a great coach. Not to do your Washington football team thing, but he was in House Hall, and then let him go.
Yeah, well, we don't talk about another man's job, but Ron Rivera's doing a perfectly fine job. No, but I'm saying, like, you guys, Washington football team has a laundry list of coaches that were in building and let them go.
Yeah, yeah. So I feel, I'm like, damn, I wish I had this guy.
Right, so Brandon Staley's an awesome coach. It feels like when he's doing those press conferences, you can see internally he's like, Mina Kimes is going to absolutely love this.
We like Mina, Mina's a friend of ours. But he knows that analytics Twitter, they're just nutting themselves constantly whenever he speaks.
But he's right. But I also loved his press conference where he kind of, it was anti-analytics Twitter, and it was explained so well when he talked about running the football.
Yeah, but he was. Because that was great because it's like analytics Twitter hates running the football and thinks it's the dumbest thing ever.
And he's like, there's a physical nature of football that if you don't, like, yes, if we are, we could be incredible at passing, but if you don't run at all, you just can't like win a football game the same way because your offensive line can't block the same way all game your physicality up front like the defense doesn't have to be tested the same way i love that because that's that's like he he gets the whole picture he gets the numbers but he also gets that football is a very fucking physical violent sport and sometimes you got to just like man up on people the crazy thing is he's right about everything that he says yes i'm i'm just like kind of blown away by how correct he is every time i love that one though yeah no no it was awesome that one was great too i just think like he makes me feel dumb by how much more about football he knows than i do yeah and i don't appreciate that coach but, Coach. But I loved that press conference, too, because I think it also – we all get affected by the fact that we play video games and all that shit where it's like, why don't you just pass all the time? Passing is sick.
Passing is awesome. It's like, no.
I remember our friend Sam Schwartstein also talking to Kyle Long like, if you don't call run plays, the offensive line is in trouble.

Because they need to be able to go forward sometimes.

Right.

Like, that's football.

Yep.

And that part, like, gets lost sometimes on Twitter.

So, Brandon Staley, casual, competitive.

He's, right now, he's my coach of the year if I had to vote.

He's awesome.

So, the Chargers are awesome.

I do think that as bad as the final score and the yardage looks for both defenses, I think you can chalk this up to sometimes games just get out of control.

Sometimes it's a good one. think that as bad as the final score and the yardage looks for both defenses,

I think you can chalk this up to sometimes games just get out of control. Sometimes

there's a shootout. One thing leads to another.

A rivalry.

You know what I mean? You can't really

explain it. I don't think that this game is indicative

of future games when it comes to

I think the Browns defense is still

very good. I think the Chargers defense is still

good. I don't think that like,

oh my god, there's a big

problem here. They got into one

Thank you. I think the Browns' defense is still very good.
I think the Chargers' defense is still good. I don't think that, like, oh, my God, there's a big problem here.
They got into one of those games, and it went back and forth. It was awesome, awesome to watch.
You know what I love about the Chargers' offensive line is Rashawn Slater, he did give up a sack to Myles Garrett, as we reported early. But after he gave up the sack, he went up to Austin Eckler.
He was like, hey, can you stop chipping my guy? Because it's easy for me to block him one-on-one. And you go back, you watch the replay of the sack.
Eckler chipped Garrett off the block, let him go inside where he got the sack. So Rashawn Slater was like, just let me try to handle Myles Garrett.
Yeah, you actually caused that sack. And he actually handled him pretty recently, which is crazy because Myles Garrett, he just teleports through defenders.
He's a monster. All right.
We've got two left, and then we'll get to the end of the show, talk a little more stuff. Here we go.
Giants-Cowboys, Mike Glennon. There was a moment in time on Sunday where we had Mike Glennon and Nathan Peterman taking snaps at the same time.
It was awesome. I remember.
Yeah. So this game, the Cowboys were going to win this game if daniel jones didn't get concussed or like if daniel jones played the whole game i think the cowboys were going to win this game just because the cowboys offense i don't know how you stop them they can beat you every single way but it did suck that daniel jones got got knocked out of this game because it felt like he was starting to play good football and it felt like stuff was going his way.
And it was just one of those games that the Giants, they lose Saquon Barkley, Daniel Jones. Their first-round pick had a breakout star-studded performance, Kadarius Toney, who's electric, 189 yards.
Oh, and then he got ejected because he punched a player. So it was like everything that could have happened, everything that was going well for the Giants got pulled out from under them and it was just like, forget that game, bury the football.
The Giants were also hiding Kadarius Tony from us all season long. It took their top three wide receivers being out for Tony to be a big part of the game.
He was good last week. But it took them having all those injuries to even try to use him in the passing game and he went out there and lit it up today but joe judge is going to have him run laps till he dies yeah because he tried to punch a guy in the face um i i looked some information about cadarious tony up you know he's a rapper he goes by the young joker who cadarious tony i just remember joker i just remember him at florida being like the when they say sec speed that's the guy they're talking they're talking about it's like oh yeah just give him at Florida being like the, when they say SEC speed, that's the guy you think of.
Where it's like, oh yeah, just give him a screen and then he'll just run past everyone else. And it's crazy.
I'd like to renew my call for Trayvon Diggs to get the MVP. Six interceptions in five games.
He should be the MVP right now. And he actually should have had more.
He actually had two that I saw. He caught the hard one,

dropped one of the easy ones. He had two that I saw that could have easily been interceptions.

On pace for 24 interceptions. Insane.

Insane. And I really do think the Cowboys

are very, very good. I do not know how

you stop their offense. Because they really, it feels

like they can do, even

running the football, they do it

two different ways with Tony Pollard and Ezekiel.

Like they have, you can't defend them. Because if you stack the box, Dak will just tear you up.
And if you try to defend CeeDee Lamb and Amari Cooper, and their tight end's fucking good, they're just going to – and I think Michael Gallup's hurt right now. So when he comes back, Dak will just – they'll run the ball, and then Dak can also make plays with his feet.
So I don't know how you stop there. And Kellen Moore is awesome at playing.
Then Jerry Jones will open up the window, shine the sun directly into your eyes, and blind you in that stadium. He has a door that he can press that opens up the window, and he can go right into the offense.
It's illegal. The sun is illegal.
It's like he's trying to fry ants with a magnifying glass, except it's the New York Giants. They showed Mike Glennon, poor Mike Glennon, trying to drive the Giants down.
And they showed him taking the snap, and the sun was literally in his eyeballs. And it's illegal.
It should be illegal. They shouldn't be able to use the sun that way.
I agree. We should do our BCS rankings.
No, we do those on Friday. We do those on Fridays? Friday.
We just did it on Friday. So's not let's wait the Cowboys they shot up my poll yeah so my internal poll they were my number two team but let's do a Friday reports out of my apartment indicate the Cowboys are very highly thought of yes um the uh oh I had one other thing fuck what was it what was it oh I think the Cowboys are set up now with so many offensive weapons and their defense is playing really well with Dan Quinn that not even Mike McCarthy can fuck this up.
So that's the one when you say, like, I don't know how the offense slows down. It's Mike McCarthy.
Mike McCarthy slows it down. But I think there's enough around Mike McCarthy at this point that he will try.
He will try to fuck this up. But I don't think he can.
Are, we're not giving enough credit to offensive consultant Ben McAdoo. Yes.
Because there's a double revenge game today. Ben McAdoo and Jason Garrett going at each other.
Two bright offensive young minds. Yes.
I'm sure Jerry Jones actually looked at Jason Garrett and was like, I kind of want you back. Yeah.
He still has that clap, huh? Saquon got Zaza Pacheep shotted by his own teammate. Yep.
Rolled his ankle. I mean, Saquon's just, he's just injury like the luck.
That was a basketball injury. That was a rebound basketball injury in a football game.
His ankle looked like a snake swallowing a softball. It looked like Mike Posner trying to walk across the country.
Yeah, like he actually did get bit by a snake. He is snake bit.
Yes, he is snake bit. It was bad.
Anytime you have to cart somebody off the field for an ankle sprain, it's tough, which is worse than a break. It is actually worse than a break.
All right, last game, Cardinals-Niners. We can do this one quick.
It was kind of a boring game. Niners defense played well.
Kyler, I think, might be banged up, which is like that's basically what did him in last year. He was holding his shoulder.
He's getting his bicep massaged for him. Yeah.
I also, Trey Lance up and down. Like it was clear that they had a good game plan for him.
They didn't have Kittle. Like the Niners played as well as they could have given the circumstances.
The Cardinals make no sense to me at this point because when you actually break it down, they have struggled with the Jags and the Vikings and kind of struggled a little bit today because it was a 10-7 game, a beat-up Niners team, and they absolutely housed the Titans and absolutely housed the Rams. A very weird 5-0.
Really strange 5-0. If I was Mercury Morris, I would be pre-popping the champagne.
Yeah, it's popped. It's popped.
It's drank. Mercury Morris is currently drunk off Andre.
Yes. But, yeah, Kyler – I love it when he throws to Kyler too, Rondale Moore.
Yep. Because it looks like the same person who throws the pass and catches the pass.
The shortest combination, I believe – we'll have to do some digging on this. It has to be.
Shortest combination of any quarterback and wide receiver to connect on a touchdown pass russell wilson and tyler lockett is probably second maybe did trend and holiday ever get no because he had the bracket ship right yeah that throws the stats off trend and holiday and yeah it's got to be the shortest yeah but yeah rondale moore is a short king trey lance i think has the least fuckable spiral in the nfl yes when he's throwing those like 15 yard passes i don't think he even tries to throw a spiral on it he just like grabs it and throws it like a baseball i the spiral's got the spiral is a really great friend i think of it like a sister yes his arm is too strong for the football yeah that's probably it that's it like he throws through the, he grabs it. I think he actually puts one finger on the opposite

side of the ball and then throws it like a fork ball. Yes.

Alright, should we get to

the rest of the show? I don't like Kyler's visor

either. I still don't like it.

Also, the Cardinals defense

is good and

Niners defense did a really good job

with Kyler today. Like Kyler has been

lighting it up and they held their own.

Alright, should we do football guy and then we'll do who's back of the week? Hockey is on. And no matter the city, no matter the team, no matter the game, whether it's face-off or penalty shots, regular season or playoffs, win or lose, no matter what happens, no matter where it happens, New Amsterdam Vodka is there.
Alright, so we have the update. It's Broncos minus three.
Okay. So split that.
right. If anyone's keeping score.
I was. I can't believe that Patriots line.
I think you have to take the Patriots. Three and a half.
Three and a half. That's the easy.
America is going to say Cowboys is the easiest bet in the world. It's true.
But I've been 100% on rat lines this year. I've leaned into square.
No, I don't think that was rat. Those guys quit on.
That was my mortal lock. I was not a rat.
That line made sense. Oh, yeah.
But I mean, there's a bunch of free... The Vikings was free money and it wasn't.
Also, the Bills are fucking wagging, so they finished off... Our projections turned out to be correct.
The won 38 to 20 we're basically nate silver yep josh allen was awesome i think the chiefs have real problems i think that they don't they do and they don't actually i should take that back because they have patrick mahomes so he will make up like this is what the very special quarterbacks do in the nfl they can cover up for a lot of your problems He's like good sauce on a meal. He's like ketchup.
Patrick Mahomes is ketchup. But Aaron Rodgers is similar, where it's like, hey, if you take that guy off that team, that team is probably a really bad team.
The Chiefs defense is very, very bad. I know they will get Frank Clark back.
Was Frank Clark not playing tonight? I don't think so. Maybe he was.
That's even worse if he was. He was playing.
That's even worse. I think they will get Frank Clark back, but Patrick— Was Frank Clark not playing tonight? I don't think so.
Maybe he was. But I think that they're— That's even worse if he was.
He was playing. That's even worse.
I think their problems go deeper than just Frank Clark. No, I'm just saying the pass rush, like, the one thing that the Chiefs have been able to do is, like, our defense sucks, but we have a couple guys up front that can do it.
One thing I noticed during the game tonight, like, right in the first quarter, the first time Travis Kels caught a ball, he's looking to do the downfield laterals. Every time he catches a ball, he's going to be doing it sometime in the next couple of weeks.
Trust me. He's like actively looking for it.
I don't know if it's part of the playbook or they're just like, let Kels be Kels out there, but they're implementing my rugby offense. And when they do, they will be the richer for it.
I'm going to look at, I'm going to open up my tweets right now because Jake, Jake has been been firing off basic tweets so i want to see what you've what you've done for my account oh you got some followers for me jake thank you uh the last place kansas city chiefs just as we all expected oh that's a good one that's a great one uh i will not believe a game with patrick mahomes is over until there are zero seconds left that's a great that's another good one too Something tells me that we'll be seeing these two teams again in January. That's okay.
I don't think we will. Here's a really good one.
Here's a great one. Nobody.
NFL officials roughing the passer. That's perfect.
Love it. Perfect basic.
Thank you. Yeah, the Bills, though, are – I mean, I know it's early, and it's only five games in, but the Bills are very, very good, and they are in now the driver's seat because they beat – I mean, you'd think that the Chiefs would be their main competition.
Obviously, the Chargers are right there now too, but that's – who else am I missing? I mean, the Ravens and the Browns. But the Bills have to be the favorite to win the AFC now.
Although the Bengals could tie anybody. The Bengals could tie anyone.
Billy, football guy of the week. Congratulations to last week's winner, Sawyer Bittner, the quarterback for the University of Regina.
The Moose Jaw native. Some say he's still bleeding out of his face to this day.
I like when the words blend together in University of Regina. Yeah.
Go ahead. All of our nominees this week are all U.S.
American. Our first one is.
Thank you. As opposed to not American.
The last one was Canadian. Canadian American.
Yeah. So, Puerto Rico.
First guy is an unknown coach on Coastal Carolina who... I think it's their strength and conditioning coach.
No, he's unknown. He's unknown.
He just didn't look it up. No, I literally texted a guy on the team.
He was like, I don't really want to tell you who it was. I was like, okay.
Anyway, so he changed. But he might, I don't think it's the guy in the video.
Anyway, he chainsawed a stuffed wolf, a stuffed animal wolf. He chainsawed its head off after they beat Arkansas State.
And it was a huge win for the Coastal Carolina Chanteliers. I didn't have a problem with cutting the head off a simulated dog, but I did have a problem with how cute the stuffed animal was.
It was somewhat realistic. And for a split second, I thought they were actually killing a dog in the locker room.
It's pretty hyped, but pretty lit. Anyway, second up is Neem Hines, punt returner for the Colts.
He was quoted on saying, before going back there to get a punt, I don't care about my life every time. It takes a special type of person to look up in the air while all the other people are looking to rip your head off.
Yeah. If you're not prepared to die, you're not prepared to live.
Love it. Our third nominee is Bruce Pearl, the head coach of Auburn basketball, who before the Auburn football game was going nuts in the stands, tarps off with the boys.
He loves taking his shirt off. He does.
He did that going back to Tennessee. You know what it is? I haven't done this because I don't want to betray my community, but it is definitely a guy who is heavier, who loses weight, and everyone knows the guy who gets on a diet, loses 20 pounds, and then just can't stop taking his shirt off.
I would never do that because I always gain the weight back. So I don't want to ever be like, really let people know.
Anytime I get even like remotely in better shape, if I took off my shirt, people would be like, well, I'll just wait like two weeks and you'll put it all back on, fatso. So I don't do that.
But that is a move that everyone knows their one friend who got really into shape and now just rips his shirt off any chance he gets, and it's very annoying. So is Bruce Pearl really in shape now? No, but he's better.
This goes back. He's looking pretty cut.
Yeah, he's better. Yeah, he's a lot better.
So it's a cheat code for guys who might be a little bit on the thicker side. Yeah.
If you want to make the crowd that you're in 20% more hype, just rip the shirt off. And then the crowd gets going.
Yeah. I don't know what it is about dudes that we just get more aggressive when another guy takes his shirt off.
Yeah. There might be a fight.
It might fuck. I don like a dog barking i'm in for a treat yes and our fourth nominee is dan campbell for crying after losing the game today so okay that was a self-explanatory guy um so lee uh okay good job billy do you have the you have the blog ready to go it's in the chamber it's in the chamber

ready to roll out um did you want to do your fire fest real quick my fire fest yeah from Friday oh that video's not coming out yet yeah okay no I got I got shit pumped no no don't tell everyone I'm not just gonna say I'm just gonna get out in front of it no no don't tell So, Billy, there will be a video of billy and uh jake going to david busters and competing in 11 competitions uh get excited for that video i won the one plus one yes i that's gonna be fun to watch billy these are all just probably like video games like handheld games there's no way you lost there wasn competition, was there? And if you lost, there's no way you lost like nine of them. Definitely not if there was like a cool weapon game that you guys played against each other.
Yeah. Right? Like hunting.
I won the ones that count. Like using a tool for survival.
Jake's better. Jake wouldn't be better at that than you.
Ones? What? You said ones. As in it was plural.
Yeah. Jake is the best in the office the office though there's no shame in losing to him there's a lot of table games there was a you know fine motor skills or uh the story out of billy's camp was uh that he hopped out of the uber a block away from the office because he didn't want to face the music uh on friday afternoon what that's the story out of billy's.
You should just go to the train station. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, just go to the train station.
If you had won, would you have gone straight to the train station? Theoretically. Dude, it was Friday.
I was going home. If you had theoretically won, would you have maybe come back to the office? Were you in the office? Yeah, I was at the office.
Yeah, we were there. We were working on Friday.
What do you... I logged on Friday.
Yeah. I I worked from home.
That was the story out of Billy's camp. Billy didn't want to come into the office and have us be all, Oh, I'm good.
That's not true. I want the director's cut of that video.
Actually, we should do a director's cut. Every time he loses.
So in this scene, Billy, Oh, the lights just went out. Is that what was going on? You guys thought I didn't come back to the office because I couldn't face the music? No, that's what happened.
No. Okay.
All right, Billy says no. I'm so excited for this video.
Look, the mountains were blue. And you only won.
Oh, wow. So you got drunk on the job.
Wow. One beer.
Yeah, Bubba was there. One beer.
No. Got it.
Oh, I'm so excited for this video. It's hard to throw axes.
Oh, my God. Jake just braxed you.
Wait till you see what happened with the axe throwing, the animal hunting. Oh, no.
You wasn't the animal hunting? Right up Billy's Alley. I honestly, it was fun.
I had a good time. It was such a good time.
You got it. You hopped out of the Uber.
That is not. It was a moving car and you dropped and rolled out.
I just wanted to. The Uber was going right by the train station and we were in traffic.
So, of course, I'm going to get out early. Bear Grylls would be ashamed of you.
I had places to go. Yeah.
Yeah, to your bathroom and cry. Yes.
Okay, let's finish up the show. We got who's back of the week.
Hey, what's going on there, pal? We saw you at the hockey game on. Do I know you guys? I'm Ryan Whitney.
I got a drink named after me. Not a big deal.
Pink Whitney? That's what I thought. See you, fellas.
I invented the thing, you pigeon. Pink Whitney for legendary moments.
Hank, who's back of the week? My who's back of the week is crazy MLB technicalities and rules. Also, the Boston Red Sox.
Yes. So they won a 37-inning game.
It started, I think, before the 1 o'clock games did and ended during Sunday Night Football. Extremely long baseball game.
But there was, I think it was in the 12th or 13th inning, the Devil Rays had a guy on first. They hit a bomb to right field, hit the top of the two-foot wall, and bounced back on the ground, ricocheted off the outfielder that was running to like relay and catch it off the wall and went back over the fence which was a technical ground rule double yes even though it wasn't and because it was unintentionally he didn't mean to he didn't intend for the ball to go back over the fence but it did if he if it didn't go over the fence they would have scored would have had third.
Instead, it was second and third. The Red Sox got out of the inning and then walked it off next inning.
And people are mad, saying, trying to pretend like now, they're like, well, now that this precedent has been set, outfielders can just throw the ball over the fence. Well, the problem is there's only one outfield in Major League Baseball where the wall is the height of your dick microwave.
Right. Like, it makes no sense.
This is another quirk of Fenway. I also do – the only thing that I hate when it happens when this – because, I mean, the Red Sox, I think they're going to win the World Series at this point.
I think everything that happens – the game two, when they came back on the Rays,

and then tonight,

doesn't it feel like they have those weird vibes going now?

Yeah, I just don't.

I don't know if they have the pitching,

but they do have the vibes.

The Rays are there.

Who needs pitching when you have vibes?

When you have vibes in baseball?

No, baseball's a vibes sport.

It's Team of Destiny vibes.

Yes.

You're lying to yourself

if you don't think that they're a Team of Destiny right now.

Right.

And then, wait, are they playing on Marathon Monday? Playing on Marathon Monday, elimination game, yellow jerseys. Yeah, right.
So they do have a team of destiny vibes. And Kyle Schwarber, I just want to, you know, thank you, Big Cat.
I knew all about him from the Cubs day, but he had an error where he, like, just was underhand tossing the ball and threw it over the guy's head. The next inning, he did it again, except he made the play successfully.
They got the out, and then he celebrated like they won the World Series and tipped his cap to the crowd. It was hilarious.
I love Kyle Schwarber so much. He's my favorite ever.
He's the best. I just fucking love that guy.
He's got the clutch gene. He's in the clutch gene.
He doesn't think at all. He's a softball player.
He's just C-ball, hit-ball guy. You remember that story that he told us about when he was coming back from his ACL? Yeah.
He just, he stood in the batter's box because he wasn't able to swing at pitches. He stood in the batter's box for hours just tracking pitches, 100-mile-an-hour pitches coming out of the machine with his eyes.
Yeah. You're a complete psycho to be able to do that, but that's what makes him awesome.
Every time he hits every time he gets locked in so awesome um the only thing i would say is that uh i i didn't see it on twitter but i would assume red sox fans are now saying well he hit a two-run homer so we would have won anyway that never that's always the dumbest argument i said because it's like nothing and it's dumb it's very The momentum. Yeah, right.
Everything like it's a butterfly effect. Sports are butterfly effects.
Like if the Rays score one run there, it's different in the bottom of whatever the 14th. And they would have definitely scored one, but they also would have had a guy on third.
Right. You have no idea.
So none of those. Yeah.
Yeah. When we after the fact, we're like, well, it didn't even matter.
It definitely mattered. But by the letter of the law, that was the correct call.
If you want to talk about vibe, you can't like complain about that. I also feel like the devil raised vibes got thrown off last year.
When, when they were in the playoffs, they've got the best pitcher in baseball and they pull them out. The Dodgers end up winning the world.
So that felt like window closing. How about this for vibes for the raise? Devil.
Uh, they, do they have the al i think so yes they must uh best record in the al awesome team great season their uh owner was like yeah it's not sustainable to have a franchise that plays all their games in tampa so we're gonna going forward we're gonna split cities that's bad vibes when you have the best team in the al and you're like yeah uh our fans suck so bad and we don't have a good stadium we have the weirdest rinky dink stadium ever that we're gonna have to play half our games in in fucking montreal yeah no and when you especially bring back like you know where i think baseball could really take off right now is in montreal canada that would be fun to try to get free agents when you're like hey you have to live in two cities fun. Well, they should play in Montreal in the summertime, and then once it gets a little bit chillier, move down to Tampa.
That would be fun. Dickie V with a fucking beret on.
Amazing. Would be incredible.
They should go by the Expos when they were up there, too. He did? For game one.
For game one. Did he nail it in there? I'm not sure.
Other baseball stuff real quick? 90 miles an hour in the black. White Sox came back.
That was actually electric. The White Sox they were down and out.
I think it was like 5-1, 6-1. And they just started hitting fucking bombs on the Astros.
What do you say? There's that warlock dude with the stick pointing it at the home plate. Oh yeah, he put the whammy on him.
Yes. So I think the White Sox, like, tomorrow is a very, very big day.

If that game goes –

They moved the mascot catcher up halfway.

Oh, no.

If that game goes five, it might be a White Sox, Red Sox, team of destinies.

That'd be fun.

I don't even know.

When football – when it's a football weekend,

I can't keep track of the baseball playoffs.

My team's on it.

Like, I don't – who won the Dodgers? i mean who won the the the brewers braves game one one there we go that's it's also a real mind news one to one you shouldn't be allowed to have four games monday four games monday that's great one three thirty seven oh you're doing this okay nice i like that can we get what where's joe what joe is joe buck going to be doing laps around town? I don't know if he's in the rotation. He's going to be running the marathon.
Jake is so detail-oriented on Thursday night when we have college football and NFL and baseball to watch. He texted us the TV setup because we have six TVs in the office.
He texted us what was on each TV and what station it was on. Just to get mentally prepared kind of score bugs are you seeing right got it i love it i'm not saying it's a bad thing yeah it was psycho but i loved it yeah score bugs are all fucked up now for me because the early game the london game because it was new york rules was on nbc yeah even though it's nfl network and then the saints and the football team were playing on cbs and then you've got afc teams playing on Fox all day long.
Figure it out. I don't get it.
I think it's TBS, but whichever baseball, the one that doesn't have the strike zone or how fast the pitch is going drives me insane. It drives me insane.
Can you give us a quick rundown? Do you have it? 107 p.m.,.m., Milwaukee, Atlanta, TBS. 337 p.m., Houston, Chicago, FS1.
707, Tampa, Boston, FS1. 937, San Francisco, Dodgers, TBS.
What a day. What a day.
Thank you, Jake. It should be Don Orsillo.
My guess is. Oh, we're going deep.
This is guesses. Don Orsillo, game one.
Adam Amin, game two. Joe Davis, game three.
Brian Anderson, game four. I'm parlaying those picks.
I'm going to parlay that. Fuck yes.
PFT, your who's back. Yep, my who's back of the week is, I'll keep mine really quick.
U.S. soccer sucking ass because we lost tonight.
I didn't know that we played. It was a friendly.
It was a qualifier. It was the octagonal.
We lost to Panama, I think, in Panama. We didn't have our A-team, though.
We didn't have Pepe. Well, Pulisic was also hanging out and fucking watching Jets games.
Was watching real football. Yes.
Pepe was probably still in Dallas. Who knows where he was.
But, yeah, we wrote this one off as a loss on the road. But, yeah, we suck ass now.
But game i think tuesday i think we're playing tuesday here that's i can't honestly yeah that's not a lot of games so far down on the list a lot of games i care about right now don't schedule this during a sunday i didn't know until after we lost that we lost i knew because i have a couple friends that are very obsessed with the team but i also like it was one of the you know when know, when you read a text message and you don't even, you're like, I'm not even going to put this in my brain. I'm not going to enter this information in my brain.
We lost in panel. Give us the canal back, bitch.
Yeah. All right.
My Fire Fest, or sorry, that's Billy's Fire Fest. Sorry, I wrote that down.
My Who's Back is Heavyweight Boxing. That was an awesome, awesome, awesome fight.
Tyson Fury versus Deontay Wilder Saturday night. If you didn't watch it, you should go back and watch it because it's rare to have five knockdowns in one fight, and every time a guy got knocked down, it really did feel like the fight was over, and they just fucking got back up and just hammered on each other, and it was awesome.
It was the best. The cool thing about these two heavyweights fighting is literally every punch that they throw, if it hit one of us, would kill us.
Yeah, no. And they were chewing some of them.
Deontay Wilder got hit harder and more frequently than any fighter I've ever seen, and he was passing out in the middle of rounds but still throwing a right hand that could murder people. And Tyson Fury was out.
he was out he actually got semi saved by the bell like he got knocked down with 20 seconds left in that round it was so fucking great there's nothing nothing like a heavyweight uh boxing fight when both guys are just throwing and it's like this you just it's maybe like the top, top level UFC, like when it's like the two top guys and it's like a big buildup. But even that, like I just don't think anything can touch heavyweight boxing at its peak.
And that was at its peak. That was fight of the year, like unbelievable.
What was weird about it is even though Wilder lost, I feel like there was a lot of legacy talk about Wilder yeah and the way that he lost actually if you look 10 20 years down the line we're going to remember what he did yeah in this loss that trilogy maybe more than if he had won like when you think of the ward gotti fights yeah sometimes you remember like the losers of those fights yes they just kept battling jancey wilder was almost killed in the ring a couple times and he kept going at him and almost won the fight. It was crazy.
The announcers kept saying every round like, well this fight's probably going to be over in the next minute or so. Like they were saying there's no chance it goes 12.
It ends up going to like the 8th or 9th round. Both guys are out on their feet still throwing haymakers.
I didn't want it to end but on the other hand I was like, I hope it please end it So these guys will be healthy afterwards. But damn, it was an awesome fight.
It was so, so much fun to watch. I screwed it illegally.
Got away with it. That's not cool.
Got away with it. That's not cool.
That's a crime. And we also, we don't want people to do that.
We don't want to encourage people to do that. For rough and ragging? It's not the fact that we have a pay-per-view business.
I will never do it again. Yes.
It was a one-time thing, but I felt like a bad boy.

Yeah.

It was an awesome, awesome fight. Also, I think that Deontay Wilder came out late because he was watching Alabama lose, which is a double loser because he's from Tuscaloosa, which we will talk about on Wednesday with Booger because he does college football as well.
But what a fucking Saturday. The fact that we had Texas OU was...
That came to... The game started with a first play touchdown, like four plays later, block punt touchdown, and then a Fox ran on the field.
And then there was still like five hours left of the game. And then to top the whole crazy day off, Alabama loss.
First time that Saban has ever lost to one of his assistants. Crazy, crazy day.
So we will talk about it. If I'm A&M, I definitely put up that win on the side of my stadium where you put all your fake national championships.
That should go up there above like the 1920 World Championship or whatever you claimed. There's something about, too, like Jimbo Fisher and also just college coaches in general, just being able to sense when the seat's starting to get a little hot and winning that big game.
like Jimbo Fisher and also just college coaches in general just being able to sense when the seat's starting to get a little hot and winning that big game. Like Jimbo was starting to get talked about like what is this guy doing? We were supposed to be really good this year.
We suck. Beats Alabama.
Beating Alabama, if you're in the SEC, if you beat Alabama, that's almost as good as winning a national title in terms of like you'd be like, well, Alabama a couple years ago. Yeah.
They've only lost four times in the decade. Jimbo hasn't gotten a contractor extension in like 16 months.
Yes. Now's the time to strike.
He probably has the same agent that John Gruden does. Yeah.
Jimbo, that man is paid. Also, Coach, I was probably going to get fired.
It sucks. I don't want to think about it.
But we'll talk to Booger about it on Wednesday because he'll actually give us some insight. There was also a lot of debate on whether or not, like, when it's appropriate to storm the field.
I say if you're drunk enough and no one's going to get you arrested, then just do it. There was a moment in time probably, like, five or six years ago where I was like, yeah, if you're a favorite, like, if you're – no, fuck that.
Don't – people who gatekeep storming the field is so stupid. Like college kids want to have fun.
You know what I remember? I remember when I stormed the field when Wisconsin beat Ohio State. Ohio State was not one.
I think there were three. It was awesome.
Everyone should get to experience that at a big college. I don't care how the win happens.
I don't care, like, you know, you're favored. It's three versus four.
Storm the field. Have fun.
Losers online, if they're tweeting about it, they're just basically saying I'm jealous that I'm not there. They're not the game.
Yeah. If they had a field in front of them, they would storm the field too.
Oh, you can't storm your favorites. Fuck off.
It's a natural selection thing where if it's an instance where you probably shouldn't storm the field, then you're going to be one of like five people on the field, and you're going to feel like an idiot. But if enough people do it, yeah, Bubba.
You mass storm the field. That was hilarious.
You got to. Holy shit, that was funny.
After the come-ass bowl. Yes.
That was awesome. That should be a rivalry.
That should be the new civil conflict. Yeah.
The civil conflict. Yeah.
Yeah. It's a's a huge huge deal um all right billy uh my who's back of the week is peanut butter and jelly okay and full circle good nice nice nice little ending note to the show and what any reason well they were complaining about it i have to at the delay are you guys are you guys diagonal guys no I just want to know what's your percentage of peanut butter to jelly.
It was reported it was 70 to 30. At halftime, it was too much peanut butter for the players.
That feels like an Andy Reid call. 65, 35? Probably 75, 25.
You need, obviously, more peanut butter than jelly. I'm a big peanut butter guy.
I like to go peanut butter on both sides of the bread and put the jelly in the middle so then the jelly doesn't soak into the bread. I'm also more of a peanut butter banana guy than jelly.
Peanut butter honey is pretty good too. Yeah.
Peanut butter and also shout out peanut butter fluff. I can deal with any of it as long as it covers up the edges.
Don't give me a dry crust. Yeah.
If it's dry, no thank you. All right, Billy.
Good job we need to get people to call billy right before we record just to like tell him something so that he can what's the latest you can give billy something in his brain we talk about everything i think during the show text him okay who's back week mysterious explosions southern new hampshire there was mysterious explosions and no one can explain it somebody plugged in. No one knows what it is.
Hank, did you just bonk me? Yeah. For what? You're like, if it's dry, I want nothing to do with it.
Yeah, if you don't make that sound, I don't want it. Damn it, dude.
Jesus. 36.
All right, Jake. Oh, no.
Go ahead. What? No, I didn't know Jake.
No, what?

It's for later.

Okay.

For after the show. Yeah, like the...

Okay, got it.

For the recap.

My Who's Back of the Week is John Clayton.

Big Cat brought this to our attention.

Of course, long time ESPN reporter.

He basically threatened DirecTV with his followers.

So he tweeted,

DirecTV said to get a tech to the house would cost us money. though I pay for free home service.
They won't offer a discount. They basically said too bad, too sad.
May file with FCC and Better Business Bureau. Need high-level ATT exec to help.
I do have lots of followers. Lots.
All. So one of the all-time SportsCenter commercials with the fake ripoff suit.
Did Sean Salisbury jump in his mentions and help him out or call him a nerd? Oh, yeah, Billy and I, right? Yeah. That's our – You guys, yeah.
Very rarely do. Although Clayton never went 9-2 at Dave & Buster's.
That's true. That's true.
He definitely would not have against Sean Salisbury. You got to share the love sometimes.
Oh, really? So now it's you sharing love. Got it.
And that number doesn't include Dance Dance Revolution or trivia. Oh, wow.
Shout out Twitter, by the way, for protecting us because on that tweet, if you looked, I don't know if you have to be updated on Twitter, but it said underneath, heads up, conversations like this can be intense. Yeah.
So I hate that warning, and here's why. Because I feel like I'm going to think I'm a big-time cuck if anything that I tweet out doesn't have that label on it.

Right.

I'm going to be chasing that label.

Right.

You're not hot enough.

Yeah, I don't want to tweet something out and have Twitter be like, this is pretty chill.

Yes.

Everyone will be happy with this.

No, I want that fucking warning.

It's like putting out a rap album that doesn't have the explicit content label on it.

Yes, you're absolutely right.

You need that. All right, Bill, you want to recap real quick? Saturn and Pluto just went out of retrograde recently.
That's why the kickers. If you're wondering about the kickers.
That's exactly right. Also, Wilder was kind of a baby back bitch after the fight, if you guys didn't see that part.
Fury went over to say, hey, great fight and everything. Congrats on me beating you.
Yeah, I mean, he was very concussed well he was he told him to fuck off basically oh yeah well it's kind of like i don't respect you at all fuck off that's what he said to fury i'm okay with that right after a fight yeah yeah they'll say their piece later anyway also did you see the best was uh when the fight started like, right as they went to touch gloves,

he was just like, you're a bitch.

Like, very audibly.

It was great.

What do you got, Billy, on your plate?

Anything else?

For some reason, it just says tippers or chillers.

Tippers or chillers.

I don't remember what that refers to.

Tippers?

Oh, him, Hank.

Oh, tippers.

Yeah, tippers or chillers. Hank tipping his chair over.
Yeah, tipping your chair was chill as fuck. Anyway, yeah.
Great show, guys. This was a lot of fun.
Numbers? And I'm not even being facetious. This was a good time.
That was actually a very great show. 18.
I liked the realness of the show. 98.
97. 6.
Do these count? 8. I think they should.
I don't write any asterisks. Yeah, you get a score golly today or no? Oh my god Not only did the Lunder screw us We had two score golly opportunities The Lunder screwed us twice because you came up with that name And then That's true It's been the low for this entire time My creation made you money Yes, true Fact, fact, thank you, Jake 22-22, if we got a tie, it would have been a Scorigami And the Browns' Chargers They overturned Eckler's two-point conversion Yes 49-42, I don't know how it wasn't How is 49-42? I guess it's just too high scoring, but those are football numbers It makes sense, sevens They're They're both divisible by sevens.
No, I'm saying how's that a scorer-gami? Oh, it is? Yeah. Yeah, it would have been, but they overturned it.
It was 47-42, which was a scorer-gami last year with the Lamar Jackson pooping himself game. Ah.
Okay. So the Browns almost were part of two scorer-gamis in back-to-back years.
And if the Browns scored 48-47 and 50-47. Yeah, it was very funny.
When the Chargers' two-point conversion got overturned, Jake was like audibly distressed and it was like nothing to do with gambling. It was just scorigamis.
Yeah, he was very, very mad. Even when Eckler took a knee at the one, Jake was like, no scorigamis.
Yeah. So Lunder and two scorigami heartbreakers today.
But you did beat Billy in every competition. Not every.
beat Billy In every competition Not every Wait what was the score of that one? 9-2 That's a Scorigami No one's ever done that in the Dave Cathalon Actually someone's probably done that to Billy before Not 9-2 He loses all the time Did you get hurt jumping out of the Uber? I don't even know where the story got concocted I literally go I literally go I feel like this is like Jake went home Right after Dave and Buster So why is me leaving? Because you were on your way back to the office And then you decided You just jumped out When do we go to the office on Fridays anymore? Jake went home to bathe

in a bathtub of women

and cocaine

to celebrate his victory.

Victories, yeah.

I didn't know this was like a thing.

I didn't leave anywhere

inappropriate.

You were like,

I gotta go, I gotta go,

I gotta go.

All right, numbers.

That's not even true.

Yeah.

Oh, this is my stop right here.

Billy, it's right next to the river.

No, no, this is my stop.

Arctic means bears.

Antarctic means no bears. Oh, okay.
It's from the Greek Arcus. 94.
It's actually pretty cool. He just named the place Bears and no bears.
Arctic is back. 94.
Scorgami? Not a scorgami. Love you guys.
Talking away I don't know what I'm to say, I'm saved anyway Today's another day Thank you. Take me away.
Take on me, take me on, I'll be gone, let's go to. Needless to say

A hard sentence

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Take on me.

Take me on.

I'll be gone.

In a day I'll become

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