NFL Week 5 Recap, Fastest 2 Minutes, Crazy Sports Weekend With Wilder/Fury & MLB Playoffs

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Speaker 4 On today's part of my take, we have week five of the NFL. Crazy, crazy, crazy sports weekend.
Crazy NFL Sunday.

Speaker 4 We'll briefly talk a little college football, although we do that on Wednesday, but it was an insane day in college football. Heavyweight fights, MLB playoffs.
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Speaker 4 It's fucking insane right now. Fast as two minutes.

Speaker 4 Who's back of the week? Football guy of the week.

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Speaker 4 Today is Monday,

Speaker 4 October 11th,

Speaker 4 week five.

Speaker 4 We start in foggy London town where Sa la

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Speaker 4 Hayden in a touching tribute to Prince Philip. The Falcons brought their own custom Hearst across the pond.
Torrey Davis was just wigging out as Kyle Pitt Stain took all the arm and hammer

Speaker 4 boom and couldn't be stopped as he lined up near the Falcons' right guard. Lusitania is not walking through that door as Zach Woodrow Wilson was reluctant to throw bombs over England.

Speaker 4 The Falcons ground the Jets 27-20. Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! In Minnesota, where Dan Campbell's young team of child soldiers was no match for Greg Joseph Coney.

Speaker 4 TJ Hockam Sockam robots gave the Lions a puncher's chance and DeAndre Swift boats had the lead flip-flopping back and forth. But the Vikings got the W.

Speaker 4 There's no crying in football and Lester name is Man Campbell as the Lions coach did his best sorority girl TikTok impression in the post-game press topic. The Vikings 19.
The Lions, 17.

Speaker 4 In Charlotte, Darnold continues to run as Samuel looks like L Jackson out there. And I think the Panthers can go all the way to the Super Bowl, motherfucker.

Speaker 4 Get these motherfuckers, motherfucking snakes off my motherfucking jets. TJ Braylon Edwards thankfully didn't need to catch the ball to make an impact play as the game turned on a punt block.

Speaker 4 In a game that felt like the Eagles would have no satisfaction, Jalen Squirts finished all over Matt Rule Smock, leaving Philadelphia very happy and in need of a cigarette. Eagles 21, Panthers 18.

Speaker 4 In the battle for Flowrider, welcome to my house. Brady, take control now.
Dolphins can't get a first down. It's gonna be a blowout.
Welcome to my house.

Speaker 4 The Dolphins may need Carol Miles Gaskin to murder this season. Allegedly, careful Boom.
You don't want to get an Agameda sued.

Speaker 4 As Brian Flo exotic should should have been more canceled after his second season. The Bucs make animal feed of the Dolphins.
45-17.

Speaker 4 In Pittsburgh, where you knew this would be a dogfight, as coaches Mike and Vicks stepped into the arena and the highly trained Pitts were foaming at the mouth.

Speaker 4 Cortland, let's give them something to talk about, scored, but it was too little to rate as Jamar Chase Bank Claypool was cash. Damn, Boom, that was smooth, cousin.

Speaker 4 The Steelers win a big one as Najee Kamala Harris looked at Hayden and said, We did it, Joe. Steelers 27, Broncos 19.

Speaker 4 In Cincinnati, where the Bengals found themselves in a bell of danger as Joe Burrows suffered a throat contusion in the first half, Mason Bill Crosby was having a terrible day until he got bailed out by Evan Stacey McPherson, who put a bizarre video online of a celebration after a missed kick.

Speaker 4 And the Bengals come stumbling, rumbling, tumbling, stumbling, bubbling, doubling, stumbling, dumbling, tumbling

Speaker 4 down Down like a house of cards as something in the claire ended what should have been a great series. Package 25.
Packers 22. In Jacksonville, here's to you, James Robinson.

Speaker 4 Jesus loves you more than Tim Tebow.

Speaker 4 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 4 The graduate Trevor Lawrence and his embattled coach Urban Meyer were trying to finger things out as the Jaguars face another night striking out at the bar.

Speaker 4 On the other side, Derek Jeter Henry at least has the courtesy to leave a gift basket for the girls he picks up and the defenders he drops.

Speaker 4 Ryan Farmers Tannehill has had his arm exposed recently, but the Titans roll as Mike Paul Vrabel passed out game balls in his underwear and bra. Titans 37.
Jaguars 19.

Speaker 4 In Las Vegas where the Bears ripped the Michelin tires off John Gruden's car. Nathan Peterman made an appearance making Raiders fans want to hunter Renfro up.

Speaker 4 Khalil Big Mac had some special sauce for his former team as two all-beef Patty O'Donnells and the Bears played field position to win the game. Hey, I just come at you, and this is crazy.

Speaker 4 So here's my number. So troll me, Nagy.
The Bears go to 3-2 with a 20-9 win.

Speaker 4 Standing on a corner, Jameis went sitting down in Nola.

Speaker 7 Such a fine sight to see.

Speaker 4 It's a saint, my word. Does the racial slurs that change their name to the football team? It's a hailmary

Speaker 4 james looking scary

Speaker 4 taysome seeing stars wins and seeing clearly

Speaker 4 saints 33 washington football team 22 and we finished in la where david and goku went super saiyan boom how many yards were in this game it was over a thousand

Speaker 4 It was over a thousand

Speaker 4 Justin Sherbert was ice cold as he and Mike Sherman Williams painted a masterpiece.

Speaker 4 Keelan Musk Allen knows you've got to move to Austin Eckler if those California taxes are too high and you want to get good mileage out of your Chargers.

Speaker 4 Brandon Staley Yelnatz dug himself a hole, but he didn't shy away from going for it on fourth down as the Chargers win a shootout. The San Diego Super Chargers 487, the Cleveland Browns 42.

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Speaker 4 Okay, week five in the books, we got weather delayed. So, we're going to recap all the games, but there is one game that's currently going on right now.
It is the Chiefs and the Bills.

Speaker 4 So, we will probably recap it as it goes on live.

Speaker 7 Right now, the Bills look like a wagon. They look like they're dominating.
Josh Allen playing the lights out. Awesome.

Speaker 4 So, this is actually good because I would imagine there's a portion of America that when you see an hour-long weather delay and Tony Dungy and Mike Tarico and Mike Florio and Drew Brees have to basically figure out a way to be interesting for an hour and a half.

Speaker 7 Are you telling me you didn't like the peanut butter discussion? I loved it. We should probably settle the peanut butter debate.

Speaker 4 Billy just said fuck because that was his who's back of the week. Oh, he's peanut butter and jelly?

Speaker 4 Well, you know that Billy's who's back of the week is always what's the last thing that was said before we get in the studio. So peanut butter and jelly was that.
I also appreciated

Speaker 4 Tony Dungy and Mike Torico going a bat for John Gruden. That was a nice little talk.

Speaker 7 That was very cool. And it was also, it became one of those things where let's just see if we can hammer in a reference to the college that we went to during the debates.

Speaker 4 That's the thing.

Speaker 7 There are two things that announcers absolutely love to do when they're in desperate need of a joke. One is talk about their golf game or the other guy's golf game.

Speaker 7 Like, wow, that Chargers kicker, that extra point looked like you're shot on 17 out there.

Speaker 7 There's that one, and then there's, hey, I'm going to hammer in a reference to the school I went to, and then you're going to laugh at it.

Speaker 4 And then you're going to second it. Yeah, you're going to talk about some type of rivalry with another school, or like, oh, yeah, Drew Brees, you went to Purdue.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I bet you had a hard time with Michigan. Like one of those things.
Yeah, so it was, we got the weather delayed, but we will.

Speaker 4 I do think there is a portion of America that is listening to this podcast right now that once they got to the like 45-minute hour mark of sitting there, they're like, I actually have to get up tomorrow morning.

Speaker 4 I'm going to go to sleep, and I'll just figure out what happened the next day. So for those people, you're watching the game with us.
You're going to get like you're hanging out with the boys.

Speaker 4 So So we'll update as it goes along. Let's get to the other games.
Crazy, crazy, crazy game, or weekend of football, sports, everything.

Speaker 4 Like, I mean,

Speaker 4 we talk about college football on Wednesday, and we'll do that in depth then. I think we have Booger on.
We will talk a little bit about it today.

Speaker 4 But like between Saturday, like the start of the Texas OU game to right this second, it felt like there was not a second that didn't have football or a boxing match or something insane happening.

Speaker 4 It was awesome.

Speaker 7 It was just sports. It was the weekend of sports.

Speaker 4 My eyes are hurting right now.

Speaker 4 Shout out Felix Grays. I need them.

Speaker 7 Well, it's Marathon Week. So it was Marathon Week also for those of you that stayed home and sat on a couch and watched TV.

Speaker 7 This is what we talk about when we talk with Michael Irvin about whether or not it's more difficult to play football or watch football. Bear Grylls.

Speaker 7 This has been an intense week of watching football.

Speaker 4 Like when Bear Grylls lasted us, like, dude, this actually is very, it's very, very hard to sit and watch this much football in a given weekend.

Speaker 7 I i love it but it is very hard to sit and baseball playoffs too so like on you you're telling me that i only get 24 hours for my eyes to repair themselves from watching geno smith play yeah and then i have to do a complete hard reset for the red river i almost said the s word the red river s out no that they have you can't say it's the rivalry no

Speaker 7 they shut down and all the gun problems i know it's red river rivalry yeah red river s out uh but yeah it's starting Sunday like you said at noon and even the hour before that where you're getting mentally prepped to watch football for 24 hours.

Speaker 7 Yes.

Speaker 7 It's been a bear out there.

Speaker 4 So let's get into it. Josh Allen just threw a bomb.
He's so fucking good. He's so fucking good.
I love him. He's the best quarterback in the league round.

Speaker 7 I love him. Who says no?

Speaker 4 So, so much. Well, we can get into that because Justin Herbert's playing insane, and Dak Prescott, I still think, is going to win the MVP just because of sympathy votes.

Speaker 4 All right, let's get into it, though.

Speaker 4 Packers-Bengals, the perfect game to start the recaps, because if you wanted to sum up the madness that happened the last two days, two plus days, it was this game. So going, let's just set the stage.

Speaker 4 So this was like, you know, when there's a, when, when there's like a dog barking in the backyard and you're like, oh no, the aliens are coming?

Speaker 4 This game was like, oh no, every kicker is going to miss a kick today because there was 12 missed extra points and 12 missed field goals on Sunday.

Speaker 4 And this game had an insane ending where just to set the stage, it was 22-22

Speaker 4 and there was two minutes left in the game, and it went for the next eight minutes of game time, it went Crosby miss 36-yarder, McPherson missed 57-yarder, Crosby missed 51-yarder, Crosby missed 40-yarder, McPherson missed 49-yarder, and celebrated the miss lately.

Speaker 7 That was the toughest part of it.

Speaker 4 So there were five missed field goals to win the game in the last eight minutes of actual game time.

Speaker 7 There was also a miss extra point by Crosby earlier in the game, which would have won the game retrospectively if you're like, okay, it would have been 23, 22.

Speaker 7 Just a terrible day for kickers all around today. It happened all over the league, but this was, you're right, this was like the epicenter of it.

Speaker 7 Everybody else kind of felt the aftershocks where it affected a little bit, but this was the bad kicking game. And all I can say is we need to move PATs back to where they used to be.

Speaker 4 It's time.

Speaker 7 It's time to switch it back because kickers were fucked up in the head. We're idiots.
We're emotionally fragile. So when you take something.

Speaker 4 I'm taking we here. Yeah, we.

Speaker 7 So when you take, when you're wearing a trip, when you take something that we are very good at that we should make make every time and then you bring it back to make it a 33-yarder, you're going to cause all sorts of mental dominoes to topple over in our head.

Speaker 7 Plus, and now I'm speaking as a fan, we as a fan, when we're watching games and there's a touchdown scored, that's our time to get up and go take a piss and then come back. We skip the extra points.

Speaker 7 What the NFL has done to fans is now you have to stick around for the extra points because it might be made, it might be a miss. We don't know.
And then that shortens our bathroom time.

Speaker 7 I miss coming back from the bathroom and occasionally someone will be like, holy shit, they missed the extra point.

Speaker 4 I'll be like, what? No. I do think,

Speaker 4 as weird as this is going to sound, but, you know, when, what are you guys laughing about? What's going on?

Speaker 4 You guys are giving each other eyes like the entire first five minutes of the show. It's a dumb fall.
What? What happened? What happened?

Speaker 9 Just a funny tweet from the Marshall Sports Advisors account.

Speaker 4 What is

Speaker 9 the urban... It was...
The halftime delay and then cut to the Jacksonville, Tennessee highlight. And then Quake's just cut in the part of the finger.

Speaker 4 Tommy getting fingered. Tommy getting fingered.
Got it. Got it.
Okay.

Speaker 4 Sorry, that was. No, that's okay.
Yeah, I mean, it was.

Speaker 4 We were sitting here like, what's going on? Because it felt like we had killed Osama bin Laden again.

Speaker 4 Something like news. New news had broken.
It wasn't in the room, and you couldn't figure out what was going on.

Speaker 7 It was going across the room in a wave right now. I felt like I was on Sunday night baseball.

Speaker 4 Yeah. But yeah.

Speaker 4 Wait, no, so what I was going to say was: it sounds crazy to say, but I really, truly believe this.

Speaker 4 Much like sometimes women living together can get synced up. I do think kickers misses sync up, and they just decide there's going to be one weekend a year.

Speaker 7 No, it's that time of the month.

Speaker 4 All fucking missed together. And it was like everyone sucked together at the same exact time.

Speaker 7 Somebody look at what was going on in astrology this weekend. If there was something in retrograde, Mercury was probably in retrograde.
That's true. That's what does it mean.
It always is.

Speaker 7 But yeah, move the extra points back. I promise you, nobody, I don't know anybody out there that really cares about extra points.

Speaker 4 No, no.

Speaker 4 And it fucks up every point point spread was just haywire because every extra point was missed. So other parts of this game, Joe Burrow is like the toughest guy ever.

Speaker 4 He got Jim Sorgied. He got choked out.

Speaker 4 His,

Speaker 4 what was it, a throat contusion is what he went to the hospital for after the game. But when he got hit the first time, when he got helicoptered, we were like, holy fuck, like, he's out.

Speaker 4 for a long time. Jersey Jerry, blue collar guy, said that was an ACL.
We're like, please don't say that. No.
But it felt like that. something bad had happened.

Speaker 4 And he came back like two plays later, threw that bomb to Jamar Chase. And he's just like Joe Burrow right now, the interceptions were bad, especially the one in overtime.
It was very, very bad.

Speaker 4 But I think that, like, if you're rooting, if you're a Bengals fan and you're like, Joe Burrow is our franchise quarterback, he, the fact that he, like, gets up and keeps fighting, and you know, he's, he's got like that moxie to him that, like, okay, the interceptions will sometime at some point figure themselves out and they won't happen as much.

Speaker 4 And he'll figure it out and he'll be like a true blue franchise quarterback.

Speaker 7 But I want him to be smarter with when he gets hit.

Speaker 7 At some point, he's got to learn that. He did go to the hospital or to the vet, whatever they're paying for in Cincinnati.
I saw

Speaker 7 the TV cart that they wheeled out earlier this week when the OOC was talking. But he got checked out.
I think he's okay. I don't know what Bro Football Doc says about

Speaker 7 neck injuries, Billy. Do you know?

Speaker 4 Throat injuries? Yeah, they suck.

Speaker 7 Throat injuries suck.

Speaker 4 Yeah, probably suck.

Speaker 4 That's great, Billy. I like that.
Really good. The best part is that Billy did not know this.
Not even close to men's.

Speaker 7 But if you're a Bengals fan, you're happy with Joe Burrow right now because what you have is the Bengals, they've proven that they can tie anybody in the league. Yes.

Speaker 7 They can't beat anybody in the league, but they're always in a tie vicinity.

Speaker 7 So that's a marked improvement over where you've been in the past.

Speaker 4 This game really deserved a tie. It deserved a tie so, so badly.
It was the most tie game of all time.

Speaker 4 The fact that it was 22-22, which is a weird score to begin with, five missed field goals in that eight-minute stretch. It was insanity.

Speaker 4 And I just want to say, Mason Crosby, whether you have a job or not tomorrow,

Speaker 4 think about dying your hair. Yeah, he should know.

Speaker 7 He should act about it. He's soon when you show up tomorrow looking like Creed.

Speaker 4 Your wallet just got exploded.

Speaker 4 It was a chaos to start the show. But the problem is when Mason Crosby, when you miss like that and you then take off your helmet and you are a silver fox,

Speaker 4 it's just like, wow, he's pretty old. Adam and Atteri had it going at the the end where it's like, oh,

Speaker 4 it's a reminder that maybe you've lost a little bit. So just maybe do the Creed Bratton and totally dye your hair and just show up.

Speaker 4 What's up, later, skater? Yeah, like I'm good to go. I'm a young guy.
The other note I had,

Speaker 4 Devontae Adams is so fucking good that, so he had over 200 yards receiving.

Speaker 4 Every time that Aaron Rodgers gets more than three seconds of freedom in the pocket, you just assume that it's going to be a bomb down the field to Devontae Adams, usually up the seam.

Speaker 4 Like, it just, it's, it's such a bizarre feeling to like be like, all right, Aaron Rodgers, he's he has his space and time. This is going to be a completed pass for 40 yards.

Speaker 7 Sometimes he gets bored with the opponent in the pocket. It looks like he's like playing with his food before he catches it like a cat.
And he's just taking his time.

Speaker 7 He's like, okay, now I guess I'll throw the touchdown pass that everybody thought that I was going to throw anyways, but I'm going to do it on my schedule, not yours.

Speaker 7 And the last one, the play that put them into field goal random

Speaker 4 by Cobb, Cobb it looked like he he was like fading away looked almost like a throwaway pass yes and all I could think was like for an atheist he seems to get a lot of help from God it's it's crazy because those passes that pass that he made when you watch it happen you're like that's a terrible pass it was off his back foot it was over the middle of the field he had some like a little loft on it but it was perfectly timed there was like three defenders around and it went right to randall cobbl it's just insane so i i do not look forward to next weekend we'll get to that when we talk bears Raiders.

Speaker 4 And then, my last note from this game is: I'm pretty sure that the Bengals, and this is just totally anecdotal, but whoa, who's Clyde Edwards Solares getting carried off the field?

Speaker 4 That was like Paul Pierce carried off. Did he shit himself? That looked like it.

Speaker 7 So, Bengals fans. Too much peanut butter.

Speaker 4 I think they lead the league in dressing up for just random games.

Speaker 4 Every time they show the Bengals crowd, Hank's rock. This is a

Speaker 4 chaotic. It's chaotic show.

Speaker 7 It's a spooky season in the studio right right now. It really is.

Speaker 4 There's a ghost.

Speaker 4 So Hank has a chair, and it doesn't have a wheel. It's missing a wheel.
He has the wheel. He refuses to just put the wheel back on.

Speaker 4 So he's going to spend the entire show half falling over until he just falls into my lap.

Speaker 7 He's also probably going to fall asleep during the show because he's also on a yawn streak. Yeah.

Speaker 7 So I don't drop my phone anymore. I'm deputizing you.
Can you just tweet basic shit from my account about this game?

Speaker 4 Do it.

Speaker 4 Okay. So, oh, that's huge.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 Bills pick six. Jordan Poyer.

Speaker 7 Shout out to Rachel Bush. Rachel Bush.
That's scored one for her.

Speaker 4 That is a huge touchdown for the Bills.

Speaker 7 Wow. Jake,

Speaker 7 I need you to fire off something good right now.

Speaker 4 Bills are a wagon. Bills are an absolute wagon.
You just heard that first here live here. That was an insane tip pass.
Bills up 30, 13 extra point coming.

Speaker 7 Probably going to be a miss. You know what? I'm going to do NBC Nightly News the night of an election right now.
Right now, I am projecting that the Buffalo Bills have won Sunday Night Football.

Speaker 4 Yes, my model is showing that there's a 99.9% accuracy. You're saying

Speaker 7 you're saying count every vote.

Speaker 4 Yes, right now. You're asking.
Well, no, we've counted most of the votes.

Speaker 4 Yeah, there's not a lot left.

Speaker 7 There might be some fraud.

Speaker 4 Some mail-ins. All right, next game.
Yeah, Bengals fans. I just love them.
They all dress up. Like, every time they show the stands,

Speaker 4 it's crazy. We also, just a little heads up, we're getting the perfect storm Halloween on an NFL Sunday.
I love that. So the amount of fans

Speaker 4 dressed up, it's going to be awesome. I just wish the Saints have a home game.

Speaker 7 I wish it was was in England for that game. That would be nice if we gave him a treat like that.

Speaker 7 But I saw, so the fans in the stands and the players on the field, especially for the Bengals dressing up in the new uniforms look awesome. There's something new.

Speaker 7 I know they made like one minor tweak to the Bengals uniforms, but the ones they had today, they were neon black.

Speaker 7 It was such a black jersey.

Speaker 4 They have great, I mean, the Bengals have,

Speaker 4 we can do this maybe next summer, but ranking helmets.

Speaker 7 Yeah, their helmet always is one-one.

Speaker 4 It's top. I had a question about Hank's now on the side of the the wheel.
He will not put the wheel back on. He's resting it on the side.

Speaker 4 Hank, you were definitely the kid in your class trying to distract your chair.

Speaker 7 And your teacher would be like, please put your chair legs down on the ground, all four. And then you just tip over and hit your head.

Speaker 4 You'd be like, I'm fine. And then you would just crash in the middle of class.

Speaker 7 I was a big tipper.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I was a big tipper.

Speaker 7 Of course you were. The question I had about this game, coming down to the end, they sent Crosby out there, I think, on third down to kick the field goal.

Speaker 4 Crazy.

Speaker 7 Which is nuts considering he had missed 18 field goals in a row at that point in the game. But why do coaches do that? I know the reason why they do it, which is if it's a bad snap, you can spike it

Speaker 7 and then you can get another shot. I can't remember the last time I saw a bad snap that got spiked, and then they go out there and kick another field goal afterwards.

Speaker 7 I don't, it's like, you know how in cartoons we grow up watching, like anvils are always falling on people?

Speaker 7 Like if you grow up like taking every precaution that an anvil will fall on your head because you saw on TV one time, I don't think it actually makes sense to snap the ball in third down most of the time that coaches do it.

Speaker 7 It's just, I don't remember the last time I saw a botch snap.

Speaker 4 Well, I think it's a combo, so it's something that everyone has been taught that. So we just all repeat it forever.
But also, I just think you just want the game over.

Speaker 4 Like, at that point, you just want to get the game over because you also have to run the risk if you're going to run a third down player. Are you going to run?

Speaker 4 Like, if you run, is there going to be a fumble? You know what I mean? So you're just like, let's just end this game right now.

Speaker 4 That was crazy, though, that Mala Ford trotted him out in third down when it's like, try to get some more yards. You have Aaron Rodgers.
It's not like you have no one behind the center.

Speaker 4 All right, so England, speaking of England,

Speaker 4 let's go to Jets Falcons. I have a question just off the top.

Speaker 4 Why do they play this game at 9.30 in the morning? I don't know. Because I was thinking about it.
Like it's a five-hour difference from

Speaker 7 time zones is the answer.

Speaker 4 But they could play the game at the regular one o'clock window time. It would only be six o'clock in England.
They always give a bye to the teams that are playing. It makes no sense.

Speaker 7 I think maybe you just want to throw the English people a bone and be like, you're going to be on TV by yourself. By yourself.

Speaker 4 My guess is they would

Speaker 4 play the contract of national football. You know what it is? It's because the games usually suck,

Speaker 4 it's actually...

Speaker 4 I don't want to say it's too much football, but it does feel like they're asking a little too much of us when we're prepping for the football day.

Speaker 4 And it's like, oh, by the way, there's a 9.30 game that you have to start watching right now.

Speaker 7 It's like we're in an abusive relationship with Roger Goodell.

Speaker 4 If he puts football on at 3 in the morning, I'm going to wake up. I'm going to to set an alarm for 2.45.
I'm going to watch it. So they're actually just flexing.

Speaker 7 I'm doing my part in the relationship.

Speaker 7 But I feel like I am being taken advantage of a little bit.

Speaker 4 Roger Goodell essentially, when he puts the game on at 9.30 in the morning, for really no reason, because it's not like they're playing in Dubai, right? Like, there's... Oh, just wait.
They will.

Speaker 4 Yeah, of course they will. But

Speaker 4 it's not like it's on the other side of the world. So they're essentially just Roger Goodell, every time he does that, is saying, I can get these guys to do whatever I want.
And he can.

Speaker 7 It might be because they have to do like the whole field switch back. I know that they did the montage where it had the turf come out.
They raised some of the stands.

Speaker 7 It was like a big production, a sweet montage that they played in a time-lapse. But it might be to get it back ready for Tottenham to play on it.
Yep. Maybe they've got a rigorous practice schedule.

Speaker 4 I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.
Pulsich was there.

Speaker 4 He was at the game.

Speaker 7 I'm trying to think of a more depressing life than if you live in London and you're also a Jets fan. Yeah.
It's got to be, maybe if you're an Arsenal fan and live in London.

Speaker 4 At this point,

Speaker 4 Jaguars, jaguars because you know there's some jaguars because they're like eventually they'll move the team but it's more fun to dress up as a jaguar than to dress up as a jet yeah as an airplane yeah it's it's pretty bad it is pretty bad um this game though so

Speaker 4 two things uh matt ryan the uh you know we buried him probably a little early because he's actually been fantastic the last three weeks so he last three weeks 868 yards eight touchdowns, zero interceptions.

Speaker 4 I also think Calvin Ridley didn't make the trip. I think there was another wide receiver that was out.

Speaker 4 I think they figured out the perfect offense for Matt Ryan, who doesn't maybe have the arm strength anymore. It's just all tight end offense.

Speaker 4 So Kyle Pitts had an insane game, but they had three tight ends. The three tight ends combined had 16 catches for 189 yards and two touchdowns.

Speaker 4 Just put all tight ends on the field and Cordorelle Patterson in the backfield, and Matt Ryan is going to flourish.

Speaker 7 Well, it's a lot harder to underthrow. Right.

Speaker 7 Right.

Speaker 4 It's just all underneath.

Speaker 7 Kyle Pitts is the one that might be like

Speaker 7 slightly different from most other tight ends because he is fast as a lot of wide receivers.

Speaker 7 So he was underthrown, but Maddie Ice, to his credit, has become the king of the perfect underthrown these last three weeks. That's the difference.

Speaker 7 Like he's gotten just enough oomph on his balls to be able to underthrow them by a perfect five yards, have them come back to the ball, or get a pass interference penalty, which is the Joe Flacco special.

Speaker 7 But Maddie Ice has figured out a way to work with his arm that has definitely lost a little bit of zip.

Speaker 7 Shout out, by the way, to the announcers for this game who said, we were watching, bless you, Heck, we were watching tape, and I couldn't figure out who this number eight guy was.

Speaker 7 He's like, well, that's the best tight end in the draft. Right.
He was selected

Speaker 7 in probably any tight end ever that wasn't taken by the Lions probably.

Speaker 4 He was incredible. Right, right.

Speaker 4 Corder L.

Speaker 7 Patterson made maybe the most heads-up play of the day.

Speaker 7 They called a run for him, which was stopped in the backfield, and he just threw the ball out of bounds. Dude, then he got hit, but they didn't call roughing the passer on him.

Speaker 4 I was thinking about it. We need to have an award for

Speaker 4 built basically around Corderl Patterson, where it's like, he's not the flashiest. He's not the best.
He's not the comeback player. He's just like, this guy's awesome.
If you,

Speaker 4 well, we can think of a better actual name for it, but it's pretty much like, if you watch, you know, this guy is awesome because he's one of those guys that like history will forget.

Speaker 4 But if you watched, he's a name you'll throw out there in 15 years. And everyone at the bar will be like, oh, fuck, I remember him.
He was awesome.

Speaker 4 So we need some kind of an award that we can can give out every year that's just like a random guy's name that's like everyone will be like, yeah, man, that guy fucking ruled.

Speaker 4 How many teams he played for? Nine? Yeah, didn't he play for, like, and you just start throwing out teams? And it's, I don't know.

Speaker 4 They're like, they're like memory hole players that you just have forever.

Speaker 7 I think just dude of the year. Dude of the year.
Due to the year. Dude, the year works.
The Corderelle Patterson Memorial Dude of the Year Award.

Speaker 4 Billy's got a name for it. Billy.
Did you write something down?

Speaker 10 I was just going to ask, can you tell the story of football without Corderelle Patterson?

Speaker 4 Probably not. No, I don't.
Not this year.

Speaker 4 Not this year.

Speaker 4 All right. Let's talk about.

Speaker 7 I also love how little patience that British fans have for bad punts. Yes.

Speaker 7 They really know their shit when it comes to kicking.

Speaker 4 You guys only watch guys kick the ball.

Speaker 7 Remember when they had the Mexico City game like 10 years ago, and it was Arizona Cardinals playing and Neil Rackers was kicking off. The fans went absolutely ape shit for touchbacks and kickoffs.

Speaker 7 It's like that guy kicked the ball a long way.

Speaker 4 That's probably why you base your Mount Rushmore pick.

Speaker 7 It was a great touch.

Speaker 4 It was a touchdown, yeah.

Speaker 4 Also, sorry to interrupt. Yeah.

Speaker 11 Moment of silence for the Lunder.

Speaker 4 Oh, not for me. I had the over, so.
Oh. I mean,

Speaker 4 I doubled it when you started saying Lunder.

Speaker 7 I was so disgusted. I was going to take the over, and Bubba reminded me of the Lunder.
No.

Speaker 4 And I was like, well, I can't take the over. It was just

Speaker 4 the whole game. And then I had the over, and then you said Lunder, and I was like, double, because I can't live in a world where this actually works.
Well, I'm glad you won. And guess what?

Speaker 11 The Lunder's back next week.

Speaker 4 Okay, and we'll take the over again. Dolphins Jacks.
All right. So,

Speaker 4 oh one more thing about the Falcons Arthur Smith we asked him we implored him to grow a beard I think he has mutton chops it's tricky because he's got he's got a facial hair situation where it fades from being brown on the sides to pure gray on the bottom so so he's gonna look awesome in about 10 years once he gets a lovey smith effect yeah when it's all gray but right now it it actually almost highlights the fact that he doesn't have a chin it looks so when I saw him, I was like, this guy looks like he should just stay in London and become like a roadie for a rock band because it looked like he was straight out of the 70s, a roadie for a rock band, gets the best drugs, has the best, you know, knows the best women like in every city.

Speaker 4 That's what he looked. He moves in, he like pushes, half pushes an amp every day, and he's like, yeah, I'm the guy.
He's the guy that you got to go to if you want to get to the Rolling Stones.

Speaker 4 That's the look he was rocking.

Speaker 7 The guy that used to be the roadie back in the day, but he's like a gun for hire right now. You have like a week-long tour through Birmingham.
You call this guy up, he'll take care of all of you.

Speaker 7 He knows every back alley, but yeah, the facial air situation is kind of strange because it does give off the impression of having mutton chops.

Speaker 4 Yes, it does. So let's talk a little Zach Wilson.
Zach Wilson, back to being a rookie. Off of his

Speaker 4 week four performance, the Jets' offense was very bad. They were down 17-0 before they had their first first down.
I also have a next-gen stat for you, Billy, if you would like.

Speaker 4 When Zach Wilson had more than four seconds to throw, he was one of six for one yard.

Speaker 4 Very bad. Very bad.
So what's the deal? Does he need it?

Speaker 4 Jet lag. Does he need it to be chaos? Is he only thrive in chaos?

Speaker 10 When he's off-platform.

Speaker 7 Yeah, was he off-platform? Did he get de-platformed today? Yeah.

Speaker 10 When he was deplatformed, he was pretty dangerous. But they slow start.
I mean,

Speaker 10 the Jets haven't scored in the first quarter all season, so I didn't really expect them to today. And they got pretty caught.

Speaker 4 But the defense was great. Well,

Speaker 4 I don't think the defense was great. Very decent.
Because, yeah, because Matt. They were well, but they good breaks.

Speaker 10 I mean,

Speaker 10 roughly the passer penalty in the first

Speaker 10 the penalty on the first drive really messed up the whole game.

Speaker 4 What do you think?

Speaker 4 That was it. That was basically the game.
Yeah. You could have turned it off right then.
Yeah.

Speaker 7 What do you think? Okay, so the defense you think played good enough to win, but they gave up a lot, 27 points.

Speaker 10 But the 27 points, like, the thing is, the 27 points doesn't describe how well they were playing because their offense got stopped on the table.

Speaker 7 Got it. The deep numbers.

Speaker 7 The deep numbers will tell you they played better than the school.

Speaker 4 The timing possession. Matt Ryan had 350 yards passing.

Speaker 4 The conversion. Yeah, the conversion rate.
It's a complimentary Coke point. Zach Wilson's interception.

Speaker 7 Half.

Speaker 10 Conversion rate. Metric system to imperial system.

Speaker 4 Got it.

Speaker 10 So he is trending upwards.

Speaker 7 What about the pound? What about the British pound? It's not like they're stone.

Speaker 4 Yeah. Okay.
That was your Zach Wilson update. All right, next game.
Lions Vikings. Dan Campbell cried, and I loved it.

Speaker 4 That is as true of a football guy as you can get that he cried about this loss because it was truly heartbreaking for the Lions to lose this game.

Speaker 4 They get a fortune if they finally get a bounce going their way. They get the fumble.
They go up.

Speaker 4 Dan Campbell, like all credit in the world, your own four, goes for two, does the right thing, doesn't play for overtime, and then Kirk Cousins makes a few throws, which Kirk Cousins deserves credit for because it was only like 30 seconds left.

Speaker 4 And they win with the field goal, which the Vikings. The only way the Vikings can make a significant field goal is if it's against the Lions.

Speaker 7 I would say they had a couple things going from. One, it's against the Lions, and two, they had already had their big Viking miss earlier in the game where the kicker missed a 49-yarder short.

Speaker 7 And so they came out and drilled a 54-yarder. Kirk Cousins tried to fight Mike Zimmer, it looked like, on the the sideline.
Well, out of happiness, they grabbed each other.

Speaker 7 And I think that Mike Zimmer actually liked the fact that Kirk Cut... I'll put it this way.
Mike Zimmer isn't actually friends with you. He doesn't respect you until you've tried to fight him.

Speaker 7 Yeah, I'm not sure. So finally, I think the relationship went to that next level.

Speaker 4 Kirk Cousins grabbed Mike Zimmer. Mike Zimmer was like, it was like surprise, like, holy shit, what is this guy doing? He has emotion? And then kind of grabbed him back.

Speaker 4 And it was, if you're a Vikings fan, that was actually a moment you're like, oh, I'm going going to buy back into this shit.

Speaker 7 Yeah, they tried to break him up, and then Zimmer started laughing afterwards. And at that point, I was like, I think they just did the stepbrothers thing.

Speaker 7 Did we just become best friends because you tried to punch me?

Speaker 4 Another interception for the Bills. Patrick Mahomes threw one in the red zone.
Yikes, Patrick. I don't know what Hank has, but he's not happy about that one.

Speaker 4 Yikes, Patrick.

Speaker 7 Yikes, Patrick. Jake, what did you fire off a second ago that you were all happy about?

Speaker 11 I'm about to fire off Patrick Mahomes' red zone interception, things

Speaker 11 you didn't expect for $400, Alex.

Speaker 4 I like that. That's good.
I like that. That's really good.
Oh, that was actually a great play by Gregory Rousseau.

Speaker 7 Yeah. But yeah, as far as Dan Campbell crying after the game, I loved it.
It made me want to cry seeing Dan Campbell cry.

Speaker 7 There's a few things, a few times when I think as men, we should be allowed to express our emotions and cry.

Speaker 7 One is if you lose to the Vikings, two, during the national anthem, three, WrestleMania, four, when Dan Campbell is also crying. Yes.
At that point, all systems go. Just let the tears flow, baby.

Speaker 4 Throw in when a wrestler dies, that's always a sad day. That's really, I don't know, WrestleMania is not really a cry fest.
It's more when a wrestler dies.

Speaker 7 Out of beauty.

Speaker 4 Yeah, respectable.

Speaker 4 But when a wrestler dies, that's usually a very, very sad, sad day.

Speaker 4 But yeah, it was great. Like, we're going to get to Urban Meyer.
But the fact that Urban Meyer and Dan Campbell both have like 0-5 teams is life is not fair.

Speaker 4 Because Dan Campbell cares 10 billion times more than Urban Meyer at this point. Like, Dan Campbell is probably sobbing into his wife's throw pillows right now.
Shout out Joey Molinaro.

Speaker 7 His wife. Yes.

Speaker 4 Yes. His wife.

Speaker 7 He's at home with his wife. With the team.

Speaker 4 With his wife and her throw pillows. Yep.

Speaker 7 And crying. Crying all over.

Speaker 4 And being like, I can't believe this happened. And I mean, I think the Lions are just going to keep fighting.
Like, I think they're just going to keep fighting. They're going to keep being in games.

Speaker 4 They're going to be scrappy. They're not going to win many games.
They might win two games.

Speaker 7 Well, the silver lining is they didn't figure out a new way to lose this game because they've already lost 19 to 17 on a field goal.

Speaker 4 Yes, yes.

Speaker 4 Yeah, it was, I don't know. And then Justin Jefferson is really, really awesome.
So

Speaker 4 whenever someone gets mad at us for saying like Kirk Cousins has no help, well, he has Justin Jefferson. Pretty good.

Speaker 7 He has a lot of help. And also Everson Griffin.
Yes. He's going to be doing spin moves until he's 45 and getting sacks.

Speaker 4 Yes.

Speaker 7 That's just, that's one of those timeless ones.

Speaker 4 All right, next up, Broncos, Steelers. Steelers 27, Broncos 19.

Speaker 4 I think the Steelers' offense might be back.

Speaker 7 I don't know about that.

Speaker 4 I think that they're not actually back, but I think they did just enough to reel all Steelers fans back in. Because I said this on Friday.
I said, this is a line in the sand game.

Speaker 4 I said, I'm taking the Steelers, and this is the Steelers' season, whether if they win this game and they play well, then

Speaker 4 you can buy yourself another month of being like, maybe, because this defense is awesome, and maybe Big Ben just like...

Speaker 4 gets good again. But this was the point in the season where they needed to win to have like, to basically buy a stay of execution for another month, and they did it today.
They showed up.

Speaker 4 They played well. Big Ben played well.
They had deep, you know, deep bombs to Deontay Johnson and Chase Claypool. Their defense played well.
The Broncos are not what we thought they were.

Speaker 4 But I think the Steelers offense at least gets you to buy back in for another month.

Speaker 7 So yeah, I don't think that they're bad, but

Speaker 7 I don't think Steelers fans right now are like, this is a team that can make the playoffs. No, or do damage in the playoffs.

Speaker 4 No, not the damage.

Speaker 7 You know what? They can sneak into the playoffs. Correct.

Speaker 7 They could sneak into the playoffs. Right.
And they proved that the Broncos, they're not able. They can beat like a

Speaker 7 decent team at home. They can beat bad teams on the road.
They can't beat a decent team on the road that has an engaged fan base. And the Steelers fans, I think they took it as a challenge.

Speaker 7 But they were saying, you know what, we're going to play Renegade and we're going to sing, and then TJ Watt is going to follow our lead and go out there and set the tone.

Speaker 4 But you're forgetting one thing.

Speaker 4 Because the Steelers are set up perfectly to basically string their entire fan base along for an entire season because they will do just enough in these type of games and they beat the Buffalo Bills week one.

Speaker 4 You can always go back to that dad.

Speaker 4 That was that team. Like, so they, they, it's got to be maddening for Steelers fans because I know, like, I honestly think all Steelers fans are thinking the exact same thing today.

Speaker 4 They know deep down that this team's not that good.

Speaker 4 They know that Big Ben is watched, but they also watched on Sunday where they played a complete game against a Broncos team that has a very good defense, that Teddy Bridgewater is back.

Speaker 4 So they're saying to themselves, maybe.

Speaker 4 And that's like, it's poison. It's poison as fans.
Again, we'll get to it when we talk Bears Raiders. It's poison for fans to be able to convince yourself that.

Speaker 4 But I think that that's what this game did for the Steelers and Big Ben. And he, I mean, he was nursing like 17 injuries at one point.
Yeah, he got hurt.

Speaker 4 And he just kept on like adding things and kept on throwing deep bumps.

Speaker 7 Yeah, he kept on getting hurt during the game.

Speaker 7 Different parts were getting banged up out there. I think he hit his, he acted like he hit his head against like four different helmets.

Speaker 7 And with Ben, it's funny because you can see that he's also watched football earlier in the week, and whatever the like most injury was that got the biggest splash, Big Ben in his head, he'll be like, oh, I have that too.

Speaker 7 So he saw Russell Wilson bang his head. What do you know? Like, second drive of the game, Big Ben's like, oh, yeah, I think I hit my hand on a helmet, too.

Speaker 7 He's essentially,

Speaker 4 Big Ben is doing like TikTok dances, like repeating the fad just for injuries.

Speaker 7 He's copying him, yeah.

Speaker 4 Yeah, he sees a hot, the new hottest TikTok dance before it gets on a Burger King ad.

Speaker 4 It's like it stops at the last person, like the suburban mom does it in her kitchen with like her kids behind her. That's Big Ben doing the injuries that he sees.

Speaker 4 Like, ooh, I didn't know you could injure that.

Speaker 7 Charlie DeRothless Burger.

Speaker 4 Yes.

Speaker 7 Yeah, you're right. No, he absolutely does that.
Yes. And one thing I didn't know about Big Ben today when I was doing a little browsing on his Wikipedia page, you know what his middle name is?

Speaker 4 What? Todd. Oh, that's perfect.

Speaker 7 Ben Todd.

Speaker 4 That's why he hates Todd Haley.

Speaker 7 It's probably why he hates Todd Haley. But can you imagine giving a baby like a middle name Todd for your son? That's great.
You're just saying, like, you know what?

Speaker 7 I can already tell you I might have fucked up on this one. Yeah.

Speaker 4 Let's not send to Bar Twi. Yeah, let's put something on this so that they know they might need to send this back.

Speaker 7 He might be the most successful Todd

Speaker 4 in the world.

Speaker 7 I want to give a shout out to Javante Williams. It should be Javante Williams Appreciation Day.

Speaker 4 I don't think he did this. You You did Joe Mixon.

Speaker 7 No, but I haven't done a big deep

Speaker 7 background research. I haven't looked up his criminal record, but

Speaker 4 Javante Williams.

Speaker 7 I don't respect everything about him. No, I said on between the lines, between the lines with Joe Mixon.

Speaker 7 But Javante Williams is a very good running back.

Speaker 7 And the story out of Denver so far is like the defense and then Teddy Bridgewater.

Speaker 4 That was very reporter of you, by the way.

Speaker 7 The story out of there so far?

Speaker 4 The story out of Denver.

Speaker 7 The story out of Denver so far,

Speaker 7 you hear about that defense? You hear about Teddy Bridgewater?

Speaker 4 You know what?

Speaker 4 I'm going to give you a pass because

Speaker 4 we had to watch an hour and a half rain delay where Florio probably said the story out of

Speaker 4 17 times. Well, I'm telling you.
He's also in

Speaker 9 mid-game basic tweeter mode.

Speaker 4 Yes, that's true. Story out of Denver.
Story out of Denver.

Speaker 4 That was Albert Brown.

Speaker 7 Can we agree to respect Javante Williams though?

Speaker 4 That's the point of it.

Speaker 4 Let's find out more. Okay.
And then we will. Yes.

Speaker 4 I agree too. I agree too.
And Najee Harris was awesome.

Speaker 7 so if you're a Steelers fan right now you can definitely you can sell yourself on sneaking to the playoffs Especially if you think like this defense is built for cold weather correct if you like

Speaker 4 if you look forward to November and December you're like you know what we're a cold weather team Pittsburgh is a hard-nosed city all we're gonna do is run the ball and play defense I mean jury's still out on you being able to run the ball at more than like three yards a clip no this is the best their offensive line played in like two years you can you can start to sell yourself on the fact that like this team you can just say this team is built telling you if you here's a just a life hack in general if you have a bad quarterback on your team you can just say we're built for cold weather i'm telling you this this steelers team is so perfectly set up to string every steelers fan along because it's just everything is set up like it's big ben you're just like hey maybe the magic well it's actually very reminiscent of what giants fans went through a few years ago with eli when they would win like two or three games in a row and be like fuck like this he might this might be it like he might actually find some glory again their Their defense is awesome.

Speaker 4 Mike Tomlin's a good coach. They have an awesome running back that, if they can figure out a way to run the ball, it's all there.
And they beat the Bills week one.

Speaker 4 And it's obviously not going to actually pan out to anything of value.

Speaker 4 But they are going to, if they win one of these games every three weeks, they'll be able to get to December being like, you never know. We could play Renegade.
Let's fucking do it.

Speaker 7 I do think that

Speaker 7 they'll be in that graphic where they're in the hunt at the end of the year.

Speaker 7 I know this because

Speaker 7 they could possibly make that last seed.

Speaker 4 What I described is my life.

Speaker 4 So I know this very, very well of selling yourself on a defensive football team and just enough to find a way. All right.
Next up. Oh, yeah.
The Broncos.

Speaker 4 They might not be good.

Speaker 7 Is that the story out of Denver?

Speaker 4 The story out of Denver is the Broncos might not be good because they

Speaker 7 might not be good. I think the Broncos are going to be in the same spot as the Steelers.

Speaker 4 But they don't have the history and the Rothlessberger and like that part of it.

Speaker 4 So they, just a reminder, the Broncos beat the Giants week one, who I think the Giants are better than their record, but they're not good.

Speaker 7 They beat the Saints.

Speaker 4 They beat the Jaguars. They beat the Jets.

Speaker 4 Those are the three wins for the Broncos. Then they played the Ravens and the Steelers and kind of got their ass kicked.
So that's,

Speaker 4 you know what? Next week, just a little look ahead, Raiders, Broncos. Can we play whose lines in any way, real quick? We looked that up.
Where's the game?

Speaker 4 It's in Denver. That will be a true

Speaker 4 who actually is real. Like, who can go forward from this point and we can keep believing in who can't? I think

Speaker 7 three and a half, Denver.

Speaker 4 I'm going to say two and a half, Denver.

Speaker 4 Guess whose line is it anyway?

Speaker 4 Henry.

Speaker 4 He's on his seat.

Speaker 4 He's figuring out. Oh, Billy's beating himself.
It's not in the sports book. Oh, okay.
It's not there yet. Okay.
Well, we'll find it out by the end of the game.

Speaker 4 You know what?

Speaker 7 We'll put a waiting to find out if

Speaker 7 John Gruden's going to be coaching this.

Speaker 4 Yeah, that's true. We'll put a pin in it.
All right. Billy's looking with his befuddled face.
Billy has a face that he does. It's like when the garage door opens and your dog tilts its head.

Speaker 4 Can't open it. He's thinking too hard.

Speaker 4 You can really figure out, you know, like it's turning right now. We'll get that line later.

Speaker 4 All right. Dolphins box.

Speaker 4 The Dolphins are bad. And guess what? The Dolphins are bad, and they still were actually in this game going into the fourth quarter.
It was a one-score game,

Speaker 4 but then the wheels fully came off. And yeah, I think the Dolphins are very bad.

Speaker 7 I think they were down by like seven and a half time.

Speaker 4 It was 24-17 going into the fourth quarter.

Speaker 7 Yeah, so they were down by seven and a half time, and I think the Dolphins were plus 700 to win the game. Yeah.
Which tells you all that you need to know about the Dolphins.

Speaker 4 Yes.

Speaker 7 They're incapable of scoring, which is an issue in the NFL, in today's NFL.

Speaker 4 PFT, you tell me about this game. The Chiefs just scored, so I want to tweet about the can't-lose parlay winning again, plus 400, no big deal, and stunting on all the haters.

Speaker 7 Okay, this game was Tom Brady's going to clown you game. It was the first time in his career that he threw for five touchdowns and over 400 yards, I believe.
Maybe it's over 450 yards.

Speaker 4 It was the first time in his career that he 400 yards and five touchdowns. He's thrown six touchdowns and 380 yards, and he's thrown four touchdowns and 400 yards.
But never done that.

Speaker 4 Yeah, which is, it is kind of crazy because he's played a billion games. He also has four five touchdown games past the age of 40, which is insane.

Speaker 7 Pretty good.

Speaker 7 It was also one of those games that just reminds you how much bullshit it is that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers got Antonio Brown to add to their lineup. When they have Mike Evans.

Speaker 4 Falker scored twice. Yeah, they scored twice

Speaker 4 after what he did to us.

Speaker 7 They got Antonio Brown, who,

Speaker 7 when his mind is right,

Speaker 7 he's probably a top five receiver in the league. And then they also have Mike Evans, who is probably also top 10 receiver, maybe top five when he's playing at his best.

Speaker 7 It's bullshit that they got the two of them. They're doing all this without Gronk.
So it looks like Tampa Bay is probably... Tampa Bay is gearing up.
They're gearing up for another run.

Speaker 7 They're probably... I think they're going to lose a couple more games this season.
I think they're going to stumble, lose a game to somebody that you don't expect coming.

Speaker 7 Like, maybe to the Saints, maybe to the Panthers. I could see them losing to the Panthers

Speaker 7 inside the division.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I think it depends on if they get the on-or-off week for the Saints. Yeah.
But if they are set up yet, no, they'll lose a couple.

Speaker 4 But yeah, I mean, the Bucs have a shitload of weapons, and Gronk's hurt. Like, that's the craziest part.

Speaker 4 And

Speaker 4 I don't even think Brady looks at Chris Godwin anymore. I don't know if he had a good game or not, but he didn't the other night.
It's like Mike Evans, Cameron Brady, Antonio Brown.

Speaker 4 They have two running backs.

Speaker 7 It's just playoff Lenny.

Speaker 4 And Tom Brady runs the entire offense.

Speaker 7 So the question's going to be.

Speaker 4 Chris Godwin did have seven catches for 70 yards.

Speaker 7 Is their secondary going to be healthy? Are they going to get better? Right. And right now, Richard Sherman's playing, who's always going to be one of those guys.

Speaker 7 Like, if you add Richard Sherman to your team in the middle of the season, my brain goes back to the Legion of Boom, and I think this guy's going to have five interceptions.

Speaker 7 And finally, he got a shutdown corner. But he's not.
He's really good at...

Speaker 7 doing pass interference so frequently that sometimes the refs don't call it because you can't call it every time that's i mean that's the seattle way the seattle seahawks basically built an entire offense of under the philosophy they can't call holding and pass interference on every play right he used to do it close to the line of scrimmage now he's doing it further downfield after he already gets beat and just hoping he doesn't get called occasionally for it, which is it's not a bad strategy, honestly.

Speaker 7 Like, make the ref self-conscious about throwing a flag and be like, well, I flagged him three previous plays. I can't keep doing this.
Right. So

Speaker 7 once they get their secondary back and once they get healthy on defense, yeah, they're going to be a beast. They're going to be right in the conversation at the end of the year.

Speaker 7 But I could definitely see them stumbling a couple times in October.

Speaker 4 Yes. And now the Dolphins, the only other note I had from this game,

Speaker 4 Jacobi Brissett, I think, is getting dangerously close. He's trying really hard.

Speaker 4 He's getting dangerously close to if he has to play like five more games this season, then he might have an expiration on his backup longevity.

Speaker 4 Because you never, ever, ever, if you're a backup, a career backup guy, Chase Daniel is the perfect example. You never want to have to start like six or seven games in a row.

Speaker 4 Because then people are like, oh, okay. Well, we see where the limitations are here.
He's trying really hard. And he actually played well in the first half.
He has a hamstring.

Speaker 7 It's the Todd Collins effect. Todd Collins can come in for four games to get you to the playoffs at the end of the season.
He did that for the Redskins. I think he did that for the Bears, too, right?

Speaker 4 He came in that game when Jay Cutler hurt his knee. Yeah.

Speaker 7 Yeah, he can come in and look decent, but man, if you give,

Speaker 7 if Todd Collins actually has to work, like go to practice and play football for several weeks in a row, it's going to be an issue for him. Yes, he's really good at playing football for one week.

Speaker 4 Yeah, that's my Jacoby Brissette. Like, maybe this hamstring, Jacoby Brissette, maybe milk it a little bit.

Speaker 4 Maybe, yeah, take a page out of Big Ben's book and just, you know, just be like, ah, it really, really hurts. So, and then what, what's the guy's name? The guy behind Reed Synod.
Reed Sennett.

Speaker 4 Yeah, Sennett. Reed Synnet.

Speaker 7 I didn't know who that was. I always, I love when I ask, like, who's the backup that's going to come into the game? And then somebody tells me a name that I've never heard before.

Speaker 7 Or maybe I heard like five years ago and completely forgot existed. Reed Synet was going to come in.
Do you know anything at all about Reed Synet?

Speaker 4 Reed Sennett.

Speaker 4 What a guy. Reed Senate.

Speaker 7 I think Reed Senate and four first-round picks.

Speaker 4 San Diego to Sharon Watson. There we go.
Shout out to San Diego.

Speaker 4 Not San Diego State. Correct.
San Diego.

Speaker 11 They upset UConn in the 2008 NCA tournament.

Speaker 4 Okay, I was about to say that's not a football upset.

Speaker 4 Sorry, by the way, Bubba, for your squad. They lost the Cumbal.
No, they won. Oh, they won the Cumbal.

Speaker 4 Oh, my bad.

Speaker 4 I didn't actually, like, I just saw it was 7-7, and that was the last time I had any update from that game. Everyone called it the cumbersome.
I saw UMass won the comeboard.

Speaker 7 Nobody recognized that they're called UMass, so it was really the cum ass ball.

Speaker 4 Come ass bowl. Yes, that's true.

Speaker 4 All right, Saints, Washington football team. PFT, I'll let you take it away because, oh, boy, do you have defensive problems?

Speaker 7 Okay, so there's a big cosmic joke that's played on us as football fans, and you can definitely relate to this as a Bears fan because every time your team has a good defense, you do the math where you're like, you know what?

Speaker 7 If we could average 23 points a game, we would win 13 games. That's how good our defense is.

Speaker 7 So all we need to do is worry about getting a decent offense, average 23 points a game, and then guess what? We'll be playoff city. We'll be like the toast of the league at that point.

Speaker 7 Well, here's how reality works: is that every time you get a better offense, your defense gets way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way worse.

Speaker 4 They never line up.

Speaker 7 They never, ever line up, ever line up. And so now we've got like a 33-point offense.
I think we're averaging like 29, 30, something like that.

Speaker 7 Before today, I think we're averaging 33.

Speaker 7 And now we can't stop anyone. So Del Rio keeps flirting with the fact that maybe I should blitz people.

Speaker 4 He's still,

Speaker 7 he got a little crazy with it, got a little wild with some of his play calls and rushed five guys today. So we're building up to actually dialing up some blitzes and getting to the quarterback.
But

Speaker 7 yeah,

Speaker 7 it's not great when

Speaker 7 your team stinks and you lose because your defense is bad. and the worst story of the week isn't even about the game, but it's that the DEA raided your team facility.
Yes.

Speaker 4 Unrelated to football.

Speaker 7 And your two trainers have been suspended.

Speaker 4 Yeah, unrelated to football. They say it's unrelated to football.
No, no, I believe it.

Speaker 7 I would believe it too, because if you're selling steroids, you're probably selling the worst steroids.

Speaker 7 I would much prefer to have a team doctor that had access to good steroids.

Speaker 4 Well, maybe that's why, because they knew the heat was coming, so they stopped selling the steroids this year. Last year was steroids.

Speaker 7 They were all placebo now. Yes.

Speaker 4 the full jameis winston experience in this game it was awesome awesome to watch so we had uh oh wow so josh allen just threw a pick and

Speaker 4 60 yard punt back in this game a little bit 31 20. uh all right so jameis winston he starts the game interception oh roughing the passer so never mind

Speaker 4 jameis winston what do you have hank you have chiefs yeah hank found out i took bills money line and then he did he couldn't bet the chiefs fast he's the the Grinch. He is the Grinch.

Speaker 7 He broke his thumbs

Speaker 4 opening up the bars.

Speaker 4 All right, so Jameis Winston.

Speaker 4 The first drive, interception to a linebacker. The second drive, 72-yard touchdown punt or pass.
The third drive, fumble, a hilarious Jameis fumble.

Speaker 4 Then the fourth drive, 75-yard touchdown drive. Punt, punt, 49-yard Hail Mary.
Those are his seven drives in the first half. The full.

Speaker 4 So just counting at home, he had two touchdown passes, two turnovers, and also had a 75-yard touchdown drive. The full Jameis Winston experience in the first half.

Speaker 7 And it's tough to game plan for Jameis because he's crazy.

Speaker 7 He's an insane man when he plays quarterback. He's a total spaz.

Speaker 7 So on that Hail Mary, our defense was like, yeah, we expected that he was going to try to throw like, I don't know, somewhere between a 10 and a 20-yard out, get into field goal range, end up the half that way.

Speaker 7 And Jameis said, no, fuck it, everyone, go deep. I'm going to airmail it.
Perfect Hail Mary. Because that's what Jameis does, is he airmails balls.

Speaker 4 Right.

Speaker 7 And, yeah, got an easy touchdown on the Hail Mary out of it. At that point, when you give up a score like that in the last second of the first half, you know you're going to lose the game.

Speaker 4 It's so demoral.

Speaker 7 There's no coming back from that. That game was over at halftime.

Speaker 4 I'll throw it out there.

Speaker 4 This is going to be a deep cut for Bears fans. Tyler Palco.
I'll just say that name. That happened against the Bears.
Tyler Palco when he's quarterbacking for the Chiefs.

Speaker 4 It is the worst feeling because you're like, I thought

Speaker 4 you let down your guard when the team is in the middle of the field with four seconds left at the end of the first half. Yeah, that's another bathroom break that we were all robbed of.
Yes.

Speaker 7 And I didn't think it was possible, but we concussed Taysom Hill. Yes.

Speaker 7 I mean, especially with John Bostic being out, you don't see being able to hit a guy like Taysom Hill because he gets stronger the more concussed he gets, usually. Yes.

Speaker 7 But he got hit in just the wrong spot.

Speaker 4 I really, really, really, if

Speaker 4 Sean Payton has any sense of humor, we get to see the Taysom Hill package run by Trevor Simeon. Because they showed him,

Speaker 4 Taysom Hill went out and they showed Trevor Simeon on the sideline. And I think in his head, he was like, Is Sean Payton gonna ask me to fucking just start barreling over linebackers?

Speaker 4 I would love that. Like, you could see it in his eyes.
He was like, uh-oh. And I just, I really want Sean Payton to do that because it'd be very, very funny.

Speaker 7 I mean, Sean Payton, you know what you have to do, right? If Taysom Hill is going to be out for an extended period of time, you got to sign Tebow. Yeah.

Speaker 7 Tebow was born to be a backslider.

Speaker 4 Tebo could do Hill.

Speaker 7 Tebo could do it in every sense of the word. Yes.

Speaker 4 I have a question for you, PFT, and I know that when we watch football on Sundays, a lot of things get said in the heat of the game. Yep.

Speaker 4 And I don't think that anyone should be held accountable for things they say between the white lines. Between the one o'clock kickoff and Sunday night football, like a lot of shit gets said.

Speaker 4 Feelings, you know, we'll yell at each other. We'll scream at each other.
Bets go wrong, yelling back and forth. But afterwards, we always walk away friends.
We're not like, you know, holding it back.

Speaker 4 But you did say say something during the Washington football team, New Orleans Saints game that I have to just ask if you want to take it back.

Speaker 4 You said,

Speaker 4 I think Taylor Heineke might be the guy.

Speaker 4 I stand by. Okay.
I stand by. I stand by.

Speaker 4 I don't regret that.

Speaker 7 That was a big preamble for something that I wholeheartedly believe.

Speaker 4 He was 20 for 41, zero touchdowns, two interceptions today.

Speaker 4 You were like, I think we have to make him the guy.

Speaker 7 You're talking about the micro. I'm talking about the macro.
You should listen to your boy A-Rod. Maybe he'll teach you something about how to fully evaluate a season's worth of play out of a player.

Speaker 7 Taylor Heineke has shown me enough where I think that

Speaker 7 he's the guy in the sense of

Speaker 7 we don't need to go out and get a new quarterback. We should roll the dice with Taylor Heineke for the next two years

Speaker 7 because he's young. He's cheap.
You can build around him a little bit.

Speaker 7 He's good enough to be an above-average quarterback in the NFL. It was just a good thing.

Speaker 7 You know how great it would be to have an above-average quarterback?

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 7 To me, an above-average above-average quarterback is for a normal franchise like having a Hall of Famer.

Speaker 4 Is he above average?

Speaker 7 I think you got to take the highs with the Lonekeys. Okay.

Speaker 4 Yikes. What are you going to say, Hank? Hank is living and dying with everything.

Speaker 4 Yeah, he did. Oh, there we go, Jake.
Love it.

Speaker 4 It was just an interesting game to say that because he did not play well at all today.

Speaker 4 So it was like, and you were like, I think he might be the guy.

Speaker 7 He's good enough. He's good enough.
Taylor Heineke is good enough to make me happy.

Speaker 4 He's not.

Speaker 7 I've learned how to settle. I'm very good at figuring out how to settle.
I agree with that.

Speaker 4 Have you seen the shirt that has the lengthy of the Washington Footballs

Speaker 7 quarterbacks? Not nearly as bad and as lengthy as the Washington Football team the last 20 years.

Speaker 4 No, actually, the Bears are pretty much right up.

Speaker 7 I would put our list up to your list.

Speaker 4 It's pretty much like neck and neck. Can we?

Speaker 7 Billy, can you, how good are you at Photoshop, Billy? Good on Snapchat. All right, so what you said is

Speaker 4 not Photoshop. Yeah.
You just can go into

Speaker 10 editing stuff on Snapchat.

Speaker 4 You just go to your Instagram stories and add text. Exactly.

Speaker 7 Okay. Can somebody who's good at Snapchat or who's good at Photoshop make a list of all the football teams quarterbacks since the year 2000 and then all the Bears quarterbacks? We'll make a pull-up.

Speaker 7 Yeah, no, which would you rather have?

Speaker 4 No, it's not like, well, I mean, I think because Cutler cut out, like, he played enough years where it cut out like the year-to-year. But I...

Speaker 4 I've never had a good quarterback.

Speaker 4 But I'm just saying, I don't think Taylor Heineke's the guy.

Speaker 7 I think he's good enough to be our guy.

Speaker 4 He's our guy.

Speaker 7 You're right. There's a difference.

Speaker 4 Because even in this conversation, you went from above average to, I think he might be okay.

Speaker 7 To me, that's well above average.

Speaker 7 I think we need to make a distinction between the guy and our guy.

Speaker 4 Okay, you said the guy. That's why I was like, I literally made a mental note because I was like, he's not playing well, and he's going to be the guy.
Taylor Heineke.

Speaker 7 Taylor Heineke comes. Do you think he's our guy?

Speaker 4 Do you think if Ryan Fitzpatrick comes back, Taylor Heineke stays the starter? Yeah, I do. I don't know.

Speaker 7 Because with Taylor Heineke, it's like a watered-down version of Fitzpatrick where the highs aren't quite as high, the lows aren't quite as low as you get with Fitzpatrick. Right.
So he's younger.

Speaker 7 He could be a future guy.

Speaker 4 I just want, listen, I will support you in your support of Taylor Heineke. I just wanted to double-check.

Speaker 4 Like, I knew that it happened in the heat of the moment, so I wanted to come out of the fog of war, so to speak, and be like, hey, do you still feel this way?

Speaker 4 And if you do, I am going to support you in supporting Taylor Heineke as your guy.

Speaker 7 Thank you. But here's a stat for you.
We're averaging

Speaker 7 like 30 points a game. If we can just get our defense to play well

Speaker 7 and step it up and average, if we only average like 20 points against per game, then guess what? The football team's winning probably like 80% of the games that they play in.

Speaker 4 Yeah, no, I like Taylor.

Speaker 7 I'm doing the reverse to myself that I did last year when I was like, if we just have an offense that could score.

Speaker 4 No,

Speaker 4 he is a watered-down Ryan Fitzpatrick. I don't know if Ryan Fitzpatrick has ever been the guy, but he's like, I think Taylor Heineke, if everything else is perfect, he can certainly have fun.

Speaker 7 He's a guy that is fun to watch and fun to root for. Correct.

Speaker 4 And that's all I really need.

Speaker 7 I'm not unrealistic. I'm not expecting Taylor Heineke to win an MVP or even make a Pro Bowl without like four guys dropping out ahead of him.
But I do think he's fun to watch. Yeah.
And he's not bad.

Speaker 7 He's good.

Speaker 7 He's been a pleasant surprise.

Speaker 4 So remember,

Speaker 7 I think he's the only quarterback that covered in the playoffs last year against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

Speaker 4 That's true. That's true.
I just wanted to double check because there was lust in your voice, and I was like, oh, no.

Speaker 7 You know what else I like about it?

Speaker 4 If VFD was the GM, it would be like $150 million contracts.

Speaker 7 Yeah, for the dumbest reasons ever. I absolutely love how he's like a heat-seeking missile for the pylon.

Speaker 7 He loves nothing more than to just reach out, dive like five yards out, and touch the end of the ball to the pylon, knock it over.

Speaker 4 And the Falcons game was awesome. Like the way he, the throws he was making and the craziness, like he is very, very fun to watch.
All right. Eagles-Panthers.
This is the game that Red Zone forgot.

Speaker 4 We like didn't, we actually said during like the chaos of NFL Sunday, hey,

Speaker 4 are the Eagles and Panthers playing a game?

Speaker 4 Because we only saw the safety that was kicked out of bounds, and then the Eagles, who I think lead the league now in touchdowns that get called back.

Speaker 4 Those are like the two big plays we saw in the red zone.

Speaker 4 I don't understand how the Eagles won. I kind of understand it, like going back through it.
Sam Darnold, we might have been a little too premature on the Sam Darnold.

Speaker 4 It was the Jets. It wasn't Sam Darnold because he was really bad.

Speaker 4 And that was a game. If you're winning, so they were winning 15, the Panthers were winning 15 to 6, middle of the third quarter.
Sam Darnold has the ball in the middle of the field. He then proceeds.

Speaker 4 There was a block punt, but two interceptions and a block punt, and the lead evaporates. And it's like, oh.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I remember this Sam Darnold, the guy who has pretty much the same amount of interceptions as touchdowns in his entire career. Yeah, that wasn't what we saw the first few weeks.

Speaker 4 We all tried to tell us that it was different. I don't know if it's different.

Speaker 7 I wish I had known going into this game that Darius Slade just had a kid. And then this was a game off of a newborn.

Speaker 4 It's like golfer.

Speaker 7 Because, yeah, you knew he was going to go out there and have two interceptions.

Speaker 7 That is how the universe works. It was going to reward him for that.
So bad job, everybody, not telling me. Please keep me posted if an impact player, especially on defense, has a kid

Speaker 7 within three days of Sunday so that I can make sure to adjust my bet accordingly.

Speaker 4 But yeah, Sam Darnold was bad.

Speaker 7 Sam Darnold was not good. And both these teams, I had a teacher back in eighth grade one time that told me at the start of the semester that I just give off a C aura.
There's like a C aura about me.

Speaker 7 And she was right. I ended up getting a C.
But these two teams, they definitely...

Speaker 7 You've got a C aura. You guys are going to be, you're going to get somewhere between six and nine wins.
Yeah. And maybe, yeah, I'm going to say like maybe five to nine wins.

Speaker 4 I just,

Speaker 4 I fell for it because I was like, oh, Sam Darnold, this might be something different.

Speaker 4 I think he probably is who he is. And that's not, you know, there's some games that he will look great and there's some games that he will look like this where it's like, oh, he was bad.

Speaker 4 And that's a game when you're up 15 to 6 in the middle of the field, halfway through the third quarter at home,

Speaker 4 you should win that game. And they didn't.
And the Eagles,

Speaker 4 I don't really even understand what the Eagles are at this point. Two teams that I don't really get what they are.

Speaker 4 So it was kind of fitting that they played a weird game that you're like, wait, what happened? Oh, shit, the Eagles are winning. The Eagles won that game?

Speaker 7 Yeah, you can tell also when a coach doesn't totally trust his quarterback, and that's what Siriani and Jalen Hurts are involved in right now.

Speaker 7 Like a parent-son relationship where it's like you're still checking under the mattress, you're asking who's going to be at the party. You're looking through their phone when they're out of the room.

Speaker 7 You don't get the feeling that Nick Siriani is like giving, he hasn't given the keys to Jalen Hurts yet. You know, he's still like very much on a learner's.

Speaker 4 You know what Jalen Hurts is for the Eagles? He's not Mr. Wright.
He's Mr. Right now.

Speaker 7 Yep.

Speaker 4 That's exactly what he is. So Eagles fans will be like, yeah, well, there's some times where he does think like he had a couple touchdown runs and a couple passes.

Speaker 4 But you know, deep down, it's just like

Speaker 4 he's who you have right now, and you're going to throw your support behind him, and that's it.

Speaker 7 He's a rebound. Yeah.
He's a rebound from Carson Wentz, Nick Foles, from that. Right, because he's doing a reset on him.

Speaker 4 Because you know he like cares a lot. Yeah.
And you know that like, I don't know,

Speaker 4 he does not strike me as an ego guy. He actually is the opposite if you read anything about him at Alabama and Oklahoma, which is a nice, like, refreshing cleanse from Carson Wentz' era.

Speaker 7 You're saying he's kind of a simp, though. I'm reading between, he's, like, almost too nice of a guy.

Speaker 4 No, I just think Carson Wentz is, like, a disaster in the locker room. This is based off of, I don't know, a couple athletic.
you know, articles that I read.

Speaker 7 No, that's pretty much it. And also at

Speaker 7 what Nick Saban has said about like the best backup quarterback I've ever had. Yes.
Jalen Hurts would be, he'd be an awesome backup to have. Yes.
Probably like the best backup in the league.

Speaker 7 You want him as your backup. On the other side, Sam Darnold would be a shitty backup because Sam Darnold, he would rather throw an interception than take a sack.
Yes.

Speaker 7 And all you want out of your backup quarterback is like be a team guy, and then don't be afraid to just stand there like an idiot and get sacked occasionally.

Speaker 4 Well, it's just such a, it's, it's telling on

Speaker 4 as sports fans, we always want to kind of see the best in guys.

Speaker 4 And Sam Darnold, his entire career at USC, was like, he was good and great at moments, but he also was always injury or sorry, turnover prone. He went to the Jets, turnover prone.

Speaker 4 He has two good games with the Panthers who are like, he's fixed. No, he's probably turnover prone.

Speaker 7 We fixed him. Yeah.
We'll never fix the guy. No,

Speaker 4 he's turnover prone. Like he throws interceptions.

Speaker 4 All right. Let's go.
Let's do a quick ad, and then we will get to Titans Jaguars.

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Speaker 4 I'm just going to say right now, Hank is having his most emotional pardon my take ever. You just, while you were doing that ad, he took a selfie giving the finger.
Hank, that's an opaque team.

Speaker 7 Hank, what did the people at Simply Safe say about you?

Speaker 4 What were you doing? Who were you giving a finger to? Billy. Oh, why?

Speaker 9 Billy's chirping me across the table.

Speaker 4 On Twitter? Yeah. What is he saying?

Speaker 10 I thought

Speaker 10 the roughing passer penalty was kind of warranted.

Speaker 4 Oh. he was

Speaker 4 talking about Billy softball.

Speaker 10 He picked, he picked Josh Allen up and drove him into the ground.

Speaker 4 I can see where the flag is.

Speaker 4 No, it's lib of the year

Speaker 4 at it again. Um, all right, let's

Speaker 7 why don't you give these guys flags, Billy?

Speaker 4 What did you have the Chiefs at anyway? This was they were never gonna

Speaker 9 have doubled down like three or four or five.

Speaker 4 Oh, double this.

Speaker 4 You have a gambling problem 1800 gambling. Yes, uh, all right, Titans, Jaguars.

Speaker 4 Uh, Urban Meyer.

Speaker 4 So uh, they scored. So the game started.
The Jaguars gave up a scoop and score. They then marched down the field and scored.
And you could see it on Urban Meyer's face. He's like,

Speaker 4 I think they accepted my apology. This team has not quit on me.

Speaker 4 And then they got their ass kicked. And

Speaker 4 I don't know what's going on. I think Urban Meyer is probably going to be done soon.

Speaker 4 Did you see the challenge flag that it took him like, I don't know, three minutes real time to figure out if he wanted to throw a challenge flag or not?

Speaker 4 He also, the post-game press conference, did you see any of this?

Speaker 7 I saw one thing that he said.

Speaker 4 So he and Trevor Lawrence could not be like on different, like they're completely separate.

Speaker 4 They're a couple now that is sleeping in different rooms. They don't talk.
They just pass in the middle of the night. The quote that came out of the press conference, there were two things to note.

Speaker 4 Urban Meyer said,

Speaker 4 we're desperate for a win. We're desperate for the way they go to work each day, each week.
We're desperate for a win. Then Trevor Lawrence, when asked about the team, you can't get desperate.

Speaker 4 You've just got to keep going to work.

Speaker 4 We're going to win some games.

Speaker 4 Like, what's going on here? Then, so that was weird.

Speaker 7 I think Urban Meyer is saying, like, I'm personally desperate.

Speaker 7 My entire life sucks right now. I'd be willing to do anything to have it be

Speaker 7 marginally better than it is. And Trevor Lawrence is like, you know what? It's a process.

Speaker 7 Trevor Lawrence actually has a great attitude about it.

Speaker 4 And he played well. Like, he played better.

Speaker 7 The fact that Trevor Lawrence

Speaker 7 not burned this relationship to the ground yet actually tells me a lot about Trevor Lawrence. I think I'm willing to temporarily take the bust label off of him because, you know what?

Speaker 7 He's handled going 0-5 like a winner.

Speaker 4 And a coach that threw him under the bus. Yep.
And a coach that is like an egomaniac and has lost control of his team five weeks into the season.

Speaker 4 They also had

Speaker 7 just gets worse, by the way.

Speaker 4 Oh, yeah. For the record,

Speaker 7 I want Urban Meyer to get caught in a brothel.

Speaker 4 I want him to be able to do that. I want him to

Speaker 7 have a mattress filled with cocaine in his house.

Speaker 4 And then, much like Bobby Petrino, do like a press conference from the basement in USC, being like, I've always wanted to be a Trojan.

Speaker 7 With a neck brace on.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I've always wanted to be here. This is my dream job.

Speaker 4 There was also this. So the Titans were up 30.
So they pretty much controlled the whole game. But there was a moment that the Jaguars

Speaker 4 almost got back in. It was 31-19.
The Jaguars had fourth and goal from the one.

Speaker 4 James Robinson is ripping off, the Titans defense is not good. James Robinson is ripping off eight yards of carry.
They take out James Robinson. They put in Carlos Hyde.
They run Carlos Hyde.

Speaker 4 They don't run a QB sneak. It's fourth and like inches from the goal line.

Speaker 4 They run Carlos Hyde. They don't run a QB sneak.
They don't run James Robinson.

Speaker 4 Asked afterwards, Urban Meyer said that Trevor Lawrence is not comfortable running QB sneaks because he's never done it in a game. Trevor Lawrence is like, I'm comfortable with it.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I've never done it, but we've we've practiced it. I'm good to go.

Speaker 4 This is just like, this is now, after a Jaguars game, the first thing I do is just go watch the press conference. It's so much fun.

Speaker 7 I actually think that Urban Meyer is addicted to lying. Yeah.
I think he loves to lie.

Speaker 7 I think even when he doesn't have a reason to be lying about something, he opens his mouth and the first words that come out are not the truth. Yes.
That's just how he operates.

Speaker 7 His reality is different from what you and I see. And so he just, he can't help himself at all.

Speaker 7 And when you have like a bunch of guys around you that hear what you say to them every day in the locker room, and then you say something else to the media, turns out that they can listen to what the reporters are actually typing up after the post-game press conference and be like, dude, you don't have to lie to us about everything.

Speaker 7 Like, what the hell is the matter with you?

Speaker 4 It's bad if it's a lie. It's almost way worse if it's the truth.

Speaker 4 If you're basically saying we're in week five and I haven't done a good enough job to get my quarterback to a point where he's comfortable doing a QB sneak. Think about that statement.

Speaker 4 That's what Urban Meyer said. He's like, like, he's not comfortable yet.
It's crazy.

Speaker 7 It's fucking crazy. So they also asked him about Hyde coming into the game and Robinson, who, by the way, we should respect Robinson

Speaker 7 unless

Speaker 7 Robinson has hit a pregnant woman. Nope.
But yeah, we should respect more. He came out of the game.
Carlos Hyde goes in. They asked him about that, and he said, I don't micromanage who is in the game.

Speaker 7 Urban Meyer would like everyone to know that he is definitely not a hands-on coach, despite recent video evidence to the contrary. He's a head coach.

Speaker 7 You should maybe think about micromanaging the game just a little bit.

Speaker 4 Unbelievable. Maybe just on the goal line.

Speaker 7 Maybe just take over play calling inside the one-yard line.

Speaker 4 Yes, that's fair. So, I mean, it's just, it's a complete dumpster fire.

Speaker 4 Again, like we said when we talked about the Lions, it's not fair that Urban Meyer and Dan Campbell are both 0-5 because Dan Campbell cares so, so much more, and his players love him so, so much more.

Speaker 4 I do think the Jaguars are going to probably get their first win next week in London against the Dolphins. Because, like I said, Trevor Lawrence is actually like, when you watch,

Speaker 4 his receivers are never open. And he's like, he's making rookie mistakes, but he's also making throws.
You're like, yeah, that's going to be a really, really good quarterback.

Speaker 4 So it's like, it's starting to come along for him. But man, Urban Meyer.
And then on the other side of the ball, like the Titans,

Speaker 4 they still are banged up at receiver. Derrick Henry just fucking punished them.

Speaker 7 It's like playing Alabama every week.

Speaker 4 Yeah, it's like playing Alabama every week. 130 yards, three touchdowns.
He's having a ridiculous season already.

Speaker 7 You know what he's on pace for? I did some math. Okay.
I crunched the numbers a little bit. Let's hear it.
He's on pace for over 2,100 yards. Love it.
Which sounds really great and impressive.

Speaker 7 But we also have to think, like, 2,000 yards isn't the same as it was in the past. So Derrick Henry 2K is not, I don't think that's what we should be really like aiming for for Derrick Henry.

Speaker 7 I feel like... What do you think is the new 2K? Because my number was 2,200.

Speaker 4 But then you have to also account for the fact that it's a different NFL and runners don't get that many carries.

Speaker 7 But I was thinking you get the extra 100 yards, which brings you 21, 2,100.

Speaker 7 And then through the accumulation of all the change over the course of the year, like if you have 130 game and then 170 game, boom, that's another 100 right there easily.

Speaker 4 Yeah, but I feel like 2,000 still is just significant. When was the last time there was a 2,000 Derrick Henry? Oh, Derrick Henry, right? Yeah.
Right. And then before that, it was a long time, right?

Speaker 4 Good question.

Speaker 4 Was it

Speaker 7 CJ2?

Speaker 4 Chris Johnson. Jamal Lewis had one, I remember.
But yeah,

Speaker 4 maybe 2100?

Speaker 7 Do you want to do 2100? Yeah, we'll split the difference.

Speaker 4 2,100.

Speaker 7 But again, you do have to ask, are they feeding Tractor Cito too early?

Speaker 4 AP 2012, his MVP year.

Speaker 7 Yeah, but are you feeding Derrick Henry too much too soon? Because it's not Tractor Cito season yet. Right, right.
I agree. Leave some in the tank.
Yes.

Speaker 4 Okay. I can't wait to just, I seriously, like,

Speaker 4 if you're not watching every Urban Meyer press conference and reading every beat reporter's report from Jacksonville, you're not enjoying this experience the way you should be.

Speaker 4 Because it is truly, like, I went on a fucking Jaguars blog tonight.

Speaker 7 You got a basketball heat of that.

Speaker 4 Do you know how low that is? I went on a Jaguars blog because I just wanted to see what the vibe was, and it was bad, and it was awesome.

Speaker 7 So they've lost 20 games in a row now.

Speaker 7 Which sounds bad.

Speaker 7 It sounds bad to say it out loud, but the silver lining is I think you're closer to the end of the Urban Meyer era than you were to the start of it. Yes.
So you've got that to look forward to.

Speaker 7 They might even fire him after a win in London, which would be great. Yeah, not let him go on the street.
Just not. Well, he's probably not.

Speaker 7 He's probably got some events that he's going to be attending.

Speaker 4 That's true. Yeah, it is the bye week.
Yep. Yeah, so he's got for sure.

Speaker 7 Urban Meyer, so many times in a game, he just puts his hands on his knees and stares straight down the microphone.

Speaker 4 I think what he's

Speaker 7 actually hoping that he just dies where he is. In place.
He's just like, if I focus hard

Speaker 4 take me.

Speaker 4 Yeah, if I focus hard enough on dying maybe i just won't open my eyes he's he's the guy from i think you should leave where he's like i just don't want to be here anymore yes yes yes in the suit uh he yeah that's probably why he brought back tow because he's like if i'm gonna die on the sideline i want one of god's you know uh no custodians right by me wrong wrong that's why he cut tow because he knew that if he dies ten tibo will come over and save my life yeah that's true okay good point um all right let's see if we can get hank's attention after all this bad loss and everything uh with the chiefs uh it's been a wild roller coaster for you of this show.

Speaker 4 It has been.

Speaker 9 I'm sorry for the distractions.

Speaker 4 That's okay.

Speaker 4 That's okay. I think it adds to the experience.
I think it's very fun. We're very authentic here.

Speaker 7 It's kept you from yawning, at least, so that's nice.

Speaker 4 No, I actually enjoy it. I always think it's very funny when we're just ourselves.

Speaker 9 I'm loopy.

Speaker 4 I'm in a loopy mood. Yeah,

Speaker 4 Hank had to take a nap during the NFL Sunday, and he came back, and he was like,

Speaker 4 he just refused to believe the updates that were happening from the Giants game. We're like, yeah, Saquon got hurt six plays in.
Daniel Jones got concussed.

Speaker 4 And just they would, he was like, there's Daniel Jones right now. It's like, that's Mike Glennon.
It's like, it was actually almost like someone having a severe accident.

Speaker 4 We had to teach him how to speak again. We're like, this is, that's Mike Glennon, and that's not Saquon Barkley.
Like, the world has changed since you took a nap.

Speaker 4 He was great at the piano when he woke up, though. That was nice.
He was speaking Spanish.

Speaker 4 All right. Patriots, Texans.
Let's talk about it, Hank.

Speaker 4 You were very, very close to having to admit that the Patriots might not be good. Yeah.

Speaker 9 Very close. Very, very close.

Speaker 4 22-9, and the Texans decided to do one of the dumbest fake punts that was a real punt. That their punter took a short snap and then kicked it off the back of the helmet of their offensive lineman.

Speaker 4 That was the game changer.

Speaker 7 It was awesome.

Speaker 4 It was ridiculous.

Speaker 7 It was a pure David Culley move because he saw the double punt that happened on Thursday. He's like, how can I one-up this?

Speaker 7 So this week's David Culley Memorial Award for Excellence in Punting goes once again to David Cully.

Speaker 4 Yeah, David Culley is

Speaker 4 the guy or girl in a toxic relationship. As soon as things start going well, he's like, I need to fuck this up.

Speaker 4 I can't have this be good. I can't have us be happy and just like chill on the couch and watch Netflix.

Speaker 4 I have to go fuck some strange and hope that that messes everything up.

Speaker 7 By the way, I swear to God that all of part of my take is not in supremely toxic relationships. I know that we're doing a lot of talking about that.

Speaker 4 I learned that from rom-com. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 I actually watched Ricky Bobby the other day. You ever seen seen a Matthew McConaughey movie?

Speaker 7 Yeah, like, come on, this is basic stuff.

Speaker 4 The dad and Ricky Bobby when they were at the Applebee's. And he's like, I can't do this and gets kicked out.

Speaker 7 Things are going too good.

Speaker 4 Yeah, David Culley's like, I'm just going to, things are going too well. We're about to beat the Patriots.

Speaker 4 I'm going to have my punter punt one off the back of the center's head.

Speaker 7 I also loved his giant white collar that he was wearing. It was the Jason Kidd casual look that he had, like, fully zipped up up to like his throat t-shirt windbreaker that he was wearing today.

Speaker 7 So David Cully, down when he he was down 9-22, and after that happened, it actually felt like it was, or he was up 22-9, and he pulled off that fake, fake, fake punt. Yeah.

Speaker 7 And at that point, I was like, well, this game's over. The Patriots are going to win.

Speaker 4 Yes,

Speaker 4 it would change everything. So, Hank, thoughts?

Speaker 9 First of all, you guys, obviously, the Packers and Bengals, everyone talks about that being the game of kickers and missed kicks and stuff.

Speaker 9 There's three missed extra points in this in the first three touchdowns. Yep.
That was crazy.

Speaker 9 Bills beat the Texans 40-0. Patriots Bailey beat the Texans.
So I think that says everything you need to know.

Speaker 9 Mac Jones, you know, probably the greatest six-yard thrower in the history of NFL football. It's my favorite.

Speaker 9 It's fun to go into the things where it's like when they had Brady, there's going to be dynamic offenses and all these different things drawn up and this and that. Patriots now, it's basically

Speaker 9 the six-yard play

Speaker 9 over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.

Speaker 4 But they're three and two.

Speaker 9 They could be four and one.

Speaker 4 They're not three and two. They're

Speaker 9 two and three they could be four and one

Speaker 4 uh

Speaker 4 it yeah it's it's mac jones stepping up in the pocket which he does nicely and then rifling the ball into some into some tight end stomach six yards down the field in the middle of the field that's been every game every every every way it's kind of fun to watch belich learn how to win ugly though yeah

Speaker 7 no hint that he's going to be limited going into any game given who his quarterback is and still trying to figure out a way to work it out yeah And I think he's doing the right thing with Mac Jones.

Speaker 7 He's like,

Speaker 7 so what Belichick's doing is what I think a lot more coaches should do with rookie quarterbacks, which is absolutely keep the handcuffs on them for as long as possible. Don't give them the keys yet.

Speaker 7 Like make them, make them develop a little bit. Don't get them gun shy.

Speaker 7 Don't let them learn any bad habits. Just be like, you know what? We're probably going to lose half the games that we play, but I'm looking long term, not short term on this.

Speaker 7 So yeah, Mac Jones, go out and here's your new best friend. He's your tight end.
Right. You guys live in a room together and don't let each other out of your sight.

Speaker 4 Pick a few spots every now and then where it's like, all right, yeah, throw it deep and try to make something happen. I, so the big news out of this game, though, is

Speaker 4 Mills Mafia might be back.

Speaker 7 First half.

Speaker 4 Mills Mafia might be back. So I have a stat for you.
Bill Belichick, he's been coaching for a pretty long time, hasn't he? No?

Speaker 4 I don't know, like 50 years or whatever, but as a head coach, I don't know how many years.

Speaker 7 He lost to the Dolphins, though.

Speaker 4 Yeah, 25 years maybe as a head coach. Bill Belichick has only let two rookie quarterbacks throw three touchdowns against his team.

Speaker 4 One was today, Davis Mills. The other, Russell Wilson.
Ever heard of him? So if you want to play that game, Davis Mills is going to win a Super Bowl and be one of the best quarterbacks in the league.

Speaker 7 He's a starting quarterback. He's not a relief quarterback.
He's not a closer.

Speaker 7 But you could do a lot worse than Davis Mills today if you're going to go out there and be like, just do some damage in the first half.

Speaker 4 I'm just happy that Mills Mafia is back because it's fun. And his neck is so, so long.
And I hope that he stays as a quarterback for a while so we can keep making fun of his neck.

Speaker 7 He got sacked by his neck today.

Speaker 4 Yes, but

Speaker 4 especially as Mike Glennon probably, that's not going to work out.

Speaker 7 Are we going to get a matchup between Mills Mafia and Mike Lennon?

Speaker 4 Oh, that would be incredible. I don't think they play each other.

Speaker 7 You should be able to flex that. That would be good.

Speaker 4 If you have two necks like that.

Speaker 7 You ever seen those videos where the drafts are fighting each other and just like swinging their heads? Yes.

Speaker 7 That's what the Monday Night Football graphic would be like with the helmets crashing into each other.

Speaker 9 Pardon the line to rupture. Cowboys Patriots next week.

Speaker 4 Oh. Oh,

Speaker 4 in Dallas?

Speaker 9 I think it's in the Patriots. That's

Speaker 4 in the Patriots?

Speaker 9 It's the bottom team hall.

Speaker 4 Okay, yes.

Speaker 4 I'm going to say

Speaker 4 Dallas minus seven and a half.

Speaker 7 I'm going to say, no.

Speaker 7 Dallas minus six and a half.

Speaker 9 Dallas minus three and a half.

Speaker 4 Oh, no.

Speaker 7 I smell rat.

Speaker 4 You have to take the Patriots.

Speaker 4 That makes no sense.

Speaker 7 I smell rat. That's what it means.

Speaker 4 And we know more than Vegas. Can you give us that Broncos line? No, still not up? Okay.

Speaker 4 All right.

Speaker 4 Next up. Oh, yeah, Matthew Judon is really, really good.

Speaker 7 And for a while, this game was 22-22 at the exact same time that the Packers and the Bengals was 22-22. Yes.

Speaker 4 It was fantastic. All right.
Bears, Raiders.

Speaker 4 The Bears might be back. I'm just going to say it right now.

Speaker 4 I know that I only have a week to say this because they have to play the Packers on Sunday and the Packers are going to probably shit down my throat.

Speaker 4 But I have also told myself I think the Bears might beat the Packers because that's Soldier Field. But the Bears might be back.
That was fun. I'm not even going to complain about Matt Nagy today.

Speaker 4 I'm not going to complain and say it's crazy. Because I'm going to get you going.
No, I'm not going to complain about him.

Speaker 4 I'm not going to complain about him and say that challenge was the worst challenge ever.

Speaker 4 I'm not going to say that it's funny that the offense was a little more conservative this week and then he was like, yeah, Bill Laser's got him going and like now is giving credit to Bill Laser.

Speaker 4 I'm not going to say that Andy Dalton, who he loves,

Speaker 4 when he had to come in for Justin Fields because Justin Fields hurt his knee, Andy Dalton wasn't prepared to come in. You need to have his rib protector.
So, I'm not going to say any of that.

Speaker 4 I'm just going to enjoy club dub.

Speaker 7 That might be on Andy.

Speaker 4 Yeah, that could be on Andy. That could be on Andy, but also Andy and Matt Nagy, I think, are in a relationship together.
Like, they're that close.

Speaker 4 I'm just going to say the Bears are 3-2. That was a road victory.
The defense looked awesome without Akeem Hicks. I'm happy.

Speaker 4 I don't, I'm not going to say that they're like some incredible team because they're not. They're not a playoff team.
But I'm happy and I think that they could maybe beat the Packers.

Speaker 7 Let me ask you a question, though, about your rookie quarterback, Justin Fields.

Speaker 4 Yes.

Speaker 7 First of all,

Speaker 4 scale of 1 to 10.

Speaker 7 How are you feeling?

Speaker 4 So, all right. So, Justin Fields,

Speaker 4 I still, it's hard to fully judge because they're really, like, it feels like no one's ever open, but

Speaker 4 he did make those two throws

Speaker 4 at the end of the fourth quarter when the Raiders scored to make it a five-point game. Justin Fields had two third-down conversions that were like big-time throws, high-pressure throws.

Speaker 4 Obviously, it's like he had 100 yards passing, so I'm not going to be like, holy shit, he's the next Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 4 We're taking baby steps, winning on the road, 2-0 as a starter in games that Matt Niggy isn't purposely trying to get him murdered. So I'm okay with it.

Speaker 7 I'm going to put you down as a four then.

Speaker 4 No, I'm actually going to go a six. Here's why.
This is the best. This is the kicker.

Speaker 4 You know how, like, whenever

Speaker 4 a Hall of Fame quarterback, they'll like, you know, let's say they're in the year 15 and they're on a Monday night football game and they're like, this guy just threw his 300th touchdown pass.

Speaker 4 And can you believe who he threw his first touchdown pass to? And it's always the most random name, right?

Speaker 4 Justin Fields threw his first touchdown pass in the NFL today. He threw it to Jesper Horsted.
Okay. That's a good one.
Princeton.

Speaker 4 That is a first touchdown pass Hall of Fame career guy where Justin Fields will be in the NFL for the next 15 years.

Speaker 4 He's probably going to win multiple Super Bowls, and they're going to be like, trivia question. Who'd he throw his first touchdown pass to? Jesper Horsted.

Speaker 7 So I like that. I like it a little bit better if it's like a veteran at the end of their career that's played on a both teams.
If it was Jerry Rice on the Seahawks. Yeah.

Speaker 4 Now Jesper Horsted. That's for Horsted.

Speaker 7 The Ivy League thing really puts it over the top. That's That's the icing on the cake.
Yes. But yeah, Justin Fields,

Speaker 7 it seems to me that they're still running the Andy Dalton offense for Justin Fields. And when he's running, it's because he's actually afraid of getting sacked and not because it's a designed run.

Speaker 4 He got lit up a few times today. I'm going to give the Bears coaching staff some credit, which is a crazy thing to say.

Speaker 4 They actually had a great game plan because they knew that the Raiders couldn't stop the run, so they just ran the ball down their throat.

Speaker 4 Now, there was times in the game where it felt like the Bears were were playing not to lose, not playing to win, where it was like, hey, maybe take a couple shots here because we're just running it and then punting and then giving the Raiders more chances.

Speaker 4 But they clearly knew like, hey, the Raiders can't stop any of the run. Let's just fucking hammer it.
And that's what they did. So I'm okay with the game plan.
And I, Justin Fields, he...

Speaker 4 He wasn't incredible, but he did make a couple plays, and we have Jesper Horstead.

Speaker 7 Because what's crazy is if you look back at Matt Nagy's first games that he had when he had Mitch as quarterback, the ones like right after Mitch got drafted,

Speaker 7 their offense looked a lot more fun than it looks right now. We were scripting out those first 15 plays or whatever for Mitch Trubisky.

Speaker 7 He was doing things like weird motions, little dump passes, a lot of motion like behind the quarterback and fake handoffs and the wheel route behind it. He was doing fun stuff.

Speaker 7 It seems like the life has been sucked out of Matt Nagy. And you can see it happening in the plays that he chooses to call.
Yes.

Speaker 7 He's not creative anymore.

Speaker 4 No, he's not creative. And again, I don't think like anyone gets open.

Speaker 4 It really does feel like, remember how I just described how whenever Aaron Rodgers has like three seconds, you know, it's going to be a deep bomb to Devontae Adams.

Speaker 4 Whenever the Bears throw the ball out of the TV screen, so it's not like a screen or a dump down. So the TV screen has, the TV camera has to move.

Speaker 4 I just know instinctively the guy is completely draped. Like, it just always feels like, I don't know what it is, but it feels like every guy on our team has no ability to get open.

Speaker 7 The challenge that he had today on the fourth and inches, where there was 0%,

Speaker 7 there's a negative 50% chance it was going to be overturned. And he chooses a challenge.
That, to me, is a fireable offense.

Speaker 7 When everyone, literally everyone that's watching the game on TV, can tell you that you're about to lose the challenge. Don't challenge.
Why are you challenging? Matt Neggy, you idiot.

Speaker 7 Why doesn't every coach, do they not see what we see?

Speaker 7 Was he hoping that maybe if they showed a replay, it would be different on another angle that he hasn't seen yet, just because that's what he wanted the result to be? Or is he just an idiot?

Speaker 4 Here's my thing with that challenge: is that people are like, well, the spot was bad. It doesn't matter if the spot is bad.

Speaker 4 There has never been a successful challenge on a fourth and inches quarterback dive. Like, there just isn't, because you can't see anything.
You just can't. Like, they just, the refs guess.

Speaker 4 They're like, all right, I think the ball got across.

Speaker 7 It looked like his body fell forward.

Speaker 4 They never will overturn that. They just won't.
Like, until they put chips in the ball and

Speaker 4 a laser line across the field, there's just no way to ever prove that.

Speaker 7 It was the dumbest challenge that I've ever seen, maybe on the field.

Speaker 4 Yes, and we said it in the moment. So it's not even like looking back at it.

Speaker 7 Every coaching staff should just have a guy on staff who is really good at watching football on TV. Yes.

Speaker 4 Yes. Our eyes have been trained to do this.
We'll do this. We will do it.

Speaker 4 So John Gruden. Yeah.
He had a week. Quite a week.
Quite a week.

Speaker 7 I'm shocked, big cat. I'm shocked.
I'm shocked John Gruden would

Speaker 7 use a racial epithet in an email to the Washington Redskins.

Speaker 4 Yes, that's disgusting.

Speaker 7 It's disgusting.

Speaker 4 Bruce is shocked that he actually uses email.

Speaker 7 If we're being honest here, that was probably his easiest way out. Would be like, dude, do I look like I own a computer?

Speaker 4 Yeah, like, did it come from Hotmail? No, that's not me.

Speaker 7 Not me. But one thing, and obviously the phrasing that he used, I think he said Damorris Smith.

Speaker 4 No, yeah, dumb Oris Smith.

Speaker 7 Dumb Oris Smith has lips like the Michelin man.

Speaker 7 Obviously, like a racial connotation thing, which he, John Gruden will be the first to tell you, yeah, I shouldn't have said that, you know, yada, yada, yada.

Speaker 7 He did like some apology where he's like, if it came from my email, then yeah, I guess I take accountability for it.

Speaker 4 We're just like, yes, it did.

Speaker 4 It did. It did.

Speaker 4 Like, wait, are you saying this came from me? Well, I guess if it... If you're saying that, then I will say sorry, but I don't know if that's actually my email.

Speaker 7 He's like, I'll allow that. Yeah, I'll accept the fact that it came from my email address.
No one's talking about the fact that the Michelin man doesn't have lips. Yeah.

Speaker 7 That's John Gruden's first offense should have been like, have you seen a picture of the Michelin man? Yeah. Because he's got a mouth.

Speaker 4 There are no lips on the Michelin man. Yeah.

Speaker 7 But I think John Gruden definitely thought the Michelin man had lips when he sent that email.

Speaker 4 Wild, wild story. And then, you know, the Raiders.
Like, I don't think this is, I don't think John Gruden's going to get fired for this.

Speaker 4 I think John Gruden's going to get fired because I don't think the Raiders are going to be good. Like, they won the September Super Bowl.

Speaker 7 Was he have seven years left on his contract?

Speaker 4 Yeah, we all talked about it, but this is now, and I think we brought this up last year, but like John Gruden's head coaching record,

Speaker 4 like after his Super Bowl win, which you could make the argument was with a lot of Tony Dungy's guys, Tony Dungy's team, has not been great. Like he has not been, he has not wowed anyone.

Speaker 4 So it's kind of crazy. Like it kind of shows, though, you win one Super Bowl, you're pretty much set for life.

Speaker 7 Yeah, also it's a big-time butterfly effect. If Mo Lewis hadn't knocked Drew Bledsoe out, do the Raiders win that game in the tuck rule game? And then does John Gruden stay as coach of the Raiders?

Speaker 7 Do the Raiders maybe even win that Super Bowl? Yeah,

Speaker 4 here's his records post-Super Bowl. 7-9, 5-11, 11-5.
So that was a good year. 4-12, 9-7, 9-7, 4-12.
7-9, 8-8. So it's as average as you can get with two really bad seasons and one good season.

Speaker 4 Like, he's just, he's a 500 coach.

Speaker 7 I don't think that there's, I don't think they're going to fire him for his record. I don't think that's going to happen because he does have six or seven years

Speaker 7 left on his contract, which, by the way, shout out to John Gruden's agent. Good job.
I don't know who you are, who represents him, but 10 years,

Speaker 7 is it 10 years, $100 million? $100 million.

Speaker 4 $100 million. Don escrow.

Speaker 7 God damn. That's amazing.
That's wizardry.

Speaker 4 Derek Carr actually mentioned after the game that the Bears were calling out some of their plays.

Speaker 4 Not great if you're a head coach and you hear that.

Speaker 7 Well, Khalil Mack probably knows.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I mean, it's been a while since he's been on that team. This was his first true revenge game, though, because the other one was in London, so he wasn't able to take full advantage.

Speaker 4 And the Bears lost that one, so it didn't count.

Speaker 4 All right. So let's move on.
The

Speaker 4 Sunday, the game of the day, Browns Chargers. What a fucking game.
Incredible game.

Speaker 4 40 or sorry, 1,000 yards of offense, 89 points.

Speaker 4 There were six touchdowns scored in the fourth quarter, including the Chargers carrying the Browns in, or sorry, the Browns carrying the Chargers into the end zone, trying to get the ball back.

Speaker 4 Also, if you're a Browns fan, so

Speaker 4 let's do good news, bad news for Browns fans, and we'll talk about the Chargers. Good news is you've gone toe-to-toe with the Chiefs and the Chargers.

Speaker 4 Like, you've played very, very tough games against both of them. Also, good news, your offense looks awesome, right?

Speaker 7 Your running game, yeah, you chunted them to death.

Speaker 4 And Baker had a very good bounce back.

Speaker 4 Bad news is it does still feel sometimes like the Browns in the fact that

Speaker 4 teams, so this, that, teams that have scored 40 points with zero turnovers in the history of the NFL up until today were 463 and 0.

Speaker 4 That's very Browns to be the one. Figuring out a way to lose the one.
To be the one.

Speaker 7 That hurts. It does hurt a little bit.
But like you said, the offense was good.

Speaker 7 The running game is something that's probably just going to get stronger as the year goes on, as long as you guys stay healthy. Yep.

Speaker 4 So you've got Jedi Wills is out, which is a big deal.

Speaker 7 Yeah, and you're going to get Jarvis Landry back eventually, who is way better for your passing game than Odell Beckham is.

Speaker 4 And you also got screwed on that fourth and four P.I. That was outrageous.

Speaker 7 It's good to have the refs to blame for this one.

Speaker 7 If you didn't have the refs to blame, then you could look back at that stat and be like, holy shit, I can't believe that we're the one team that managed to put up all that offense, no turnovers, and still lose.

Speaker 7 But you got to get out of jail free card, which is is the refs fucked us. And the refs did fuck you.
They did. It was pass interference on the offense, if it was anything.

Speaker 4 It was very, very bad.

Speaker 7 And it was an awful call. The Chargers got lucky.

Speaker 7 And then, I mean, the Browns actually pulled a very smart move at the end of the game, which was dragging Austin Eckler into the end zone to make him score a touchdown. Austin Neckler,

Speaker 7 you have to take a knee there. You can't try to go forward.

Speaker 7 Every team should have... Trent Richardson should extend his career by being the guy that gets in at the end of the game at the goal line if you don't want to score a touchdown.

Speaker 7 yeah get back in the hall of fame discussion trent but that was it was uh a dumb play by eckler because he was probably if you're going to score he would have tried to score on the first one where he took an yet the one no big deal i had the chargers against the spread i got pissed at that so the browns actually helped everybody that bet on the chargers by dragging them into the end zone you gave yourself a chance to win yeah and it was a bad i mean the ending like they they were dumping it down.

Speaker 4 The only thing that I would be nervous about with the Browns, well, I mean, the defense got gashed, but there was also some weird injuries, like guys getting, I mean, it was one of those games that it was kind of like a Big 12 game where not only were points going back and forth, not only were yards going back and forth, but like every three minutes, some guy got hurt.

Speaker 4 And the only thing that would make me nervous is I do think the Browns, outside of the PI call, which was completely egregious.

Speaker 4 And like, if you're a Browns fan, you have every right to be upset about that.

Speaker 4 The Browns still should have won this game because they were gashing the Chargers all day, and then they get the ball with a one-point lead and three minutes left.

Speaker 4 And they kind of, like, Stefansky kind of turtled a little. He went conservative and like didn't, like, you should have just kept on fucking doing what you're doing, running your offense.

Speaker 4 You probably would have had another touchdown. I don't know.
It just felt like that was like, I think Stefansky's a really good coach.

Speaker 4 I thought he got conservative in that moment when Staley on the other side, like, he never takes his foot off the gas. It's awesome to watch.
He knows fourth down doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 Like, Justin Herbert will pick it up. Like, third and long, we're whole playbook.
Like, every he, they just, the Chargers are really, really good. And Justin Herbert is really, really good.

Speaker 7 Yeah, so Bran Staley's getting a lot of talk because

Speaker 7 obviously like going forward on fourth and seven was a ballsy move.

Speaker 4 He does it every doubt down a few years.

Speaker 7 He does it all the time. But they're talking about like, okay, they've got four downs, which, yeah, it turns out I believe that's 33% more plays

Speaker 7 to get yardage. I'm not a math guy, but that sounds right to me.
But it's not just that.

Speaker 7 I remember I was talking to one of Army's head coaches or one of Army's coaches like a year ago, and he was telling me

Speaker 7 reports out of west point yeah reports out of west point uh the story oh sorry the story out of west point the story out of west point is that it's not just like they look at it like they have four downs to get this yardage it impacts their play calling on second down and third down yes so they know okay on third day if it's like third and eight Okay, we only need to get three yards and then we're going to go for it again.

Speaker 7 So you can call different plays on third down than you normally would, and the defense is prepared to defend on third down like you're trying to get all that yardage at the time.

Speaker 4 Like dump downs and draws and stuff like that, where you're like, We have another down, so we don't have to be a bad guy.

Speaker 7 He's like next level. Now, the thing I will say about Brandon Staley is he's almost too good at math, and it makes me angry because he's so much smarter than I am.

Speaker 7 And when he's talking sometimes, it's like you know, when he gave that press conference, he's had like two press conferences in the last few days that have gone mega viral because he's a football guy, and he's explaining things really well, and he's very smart, and I would love to have him as a head coach for my team.

Speaker 4 He's a great coach. He was

Speaker 4 not used to

Speaker 4 your Washington football team thing, but he was in Hallis Hall, and then you let him go.

Speaker 7 Yeah, well, we don't talk about another man's job, but Ron Rivera is doing a perfectly fine job.

Speaker 4 No, but I'm saying, like, you guys, Washington football team has a

Speaker 4 laundry list of coaches that were in building and let them go. Yeah, yeah.
So, so I feel, I'm like, damn, I wish I had right.

Speaker 7 So, Brandon Saley is an awesome coach. It feels like when he's doing those press conferences, you can see internally, he's like, Mina Kimes is going to absolutely love this.

Speaker 7 We like Mina, Mina's a friend of ours, but like he absolutely knows that analytics Twitter is just get, they're just nutting themselves constantly whenever he speaks.

Speaker 4 But he's right. But I also loved his press conference where he kind of, it was anti-analytics Twitter, and it was explained so well when he talked about running the football.

Speaker 4 Yeah, but he was that was great because it's like analytics Twitter hates running the football and thinks it's the dumbest thing ever.

Speaker 4 And he's like, there's a physical nature of football that if you don't, like, yes, if we are, we could be incredible at passing, but if you don't run at all, you just can't like win a football game the same way because your offensive line can't block the same way all game.

Speaker 4 Your physicality up front, like the defense doesn't have to be tested the same way.

Speaker 4 I love that because that's that's like he gets the whole picture, he gets the numbers, but he also gets that football is a very fucking physical violent sport, and sometimes you got to just like man up on people.

Speaker 7 The crazy thing is, he's right about everything that he says. Yes, I'm just, I'm just like kind of blown away by how correct he is every time he does.

Speaker 4 I love that one, though. Yeah, no, that one was awesome.

Speaker 7 That one was great, too. I just think

Speaker 7 he makes me feel dumb by how much more about football he knows than I do. Yeah.
And I don't appreciate that question.

Speaker 4 But I loved that press conference too because I think it also we all get affected by the fact that we play video games and all that shit where it's like, why don't you just pass all the time?

Speaker 4 Passing is sick. Passing is awesome.

Speaker 4 It's like, no, like, I remember our friend Sam Schwartzein also talking to Kyle Long, like, if you don't call run plays, the offensive line is in trouble because they need to be able to go forward sometimes.

Speaker 4 Right. Like, that's football.
Yep.

Speaker 4 And that part gets lost sometimes on Twitter.

Speaker 7 So Brandon Staley, casual competitive,

Speaker 7 right now, he's my coach of the year if I had a vote.

Speaker 4 He's awesome. So the Chargers are awesome.
I do think that

Speaker 4 as bad as the final score and the yardage looks for both defenses, I think you can chalk this up to sometimes games just get out of control.

Speaker 7 Sometimes there's a shootout. One thing that's going to be a good thing.
Yeah, like it's just another shootout.

Speaker 4 It's just snowballs. Rivalry.
Yeah, no rivalry. But you know what I mean? Like, it just, you can't really explain it.

Speaker 4 I don't think that this game is indicative of future games when it comes to like there. I think the Browns defense is still very good.
I think the Chargers' defense is still good.

Speaker 4 I don't think that, like, oh my God, like, there's a big problem here. They just, they got into one of those games and it just, it went back and forth.
All it was awesome. Awesome to watch.

Speaker 7 You know what I love about the Chargers' offensive line is Rashawn Slater, he did give up a sack to Miles Garrett,

Speaker 7 as we reported early.

Speaker 7 But after he gave gave up the sack, he went up to Austin Eckler. He was like, hey, can you stop chipping my guy? Because it's easy for me to block him one-on-one.

Speaker 7 And you go back, you watch the replay of the sack. Eckler chip Garrett off the block, let him go inside where he got the sack.
So Rashaun Slater was like, just let me try to handle Miles Garrett.

Speaker 7 Yeah, you actually caused that sack. And he actually handled him pretty decently, which is crazy because Miles Garrett, he just teleports through defenders.

Speaker 4 He's a monster.

Speaker 4 All right.

Speaker 4 We got two left, and then we'll get to the end of the show, talk a little more stuff.

Speaker 4 Here we go. Giants, Cowboys, Mike Glennon.
There was a moment in time on Sunday where we had Mike Glennon and Nathan Peterman taking snaps at the same time. It was awesome.
I remember.

Speaker 4 Yeah, so this game, the Cowboys were going to win this game if Daniel Jones didn't get concussed.

Speaker 4 If Daniel Jones played the whole game, I think the Cowboys were going to win this game just because the Cowboys' offense, I don't know how you stop them. They can beat you every single way.

Speaker 4 But it did suck that Daniel Jones

Speaker 4 got knocked out of this game because it felt like he was starting to play good football and it felt like stuff was going his way.

Speaker 4 And it was just, it was one of those games that like the Giants, the Giants, they lose Saquon Barkley, Daniel Jones.

Speaker 4 Their first-round pick had a breakout star-studded performance, Kadarius Toney, who's electric, 189 yards. Oh, and then he got ejected because he punched a player.

Speaker 4 So it was like everything that could have happened, everything that was going well for the Giants got pulled out from under them. And it was just like, forget that game, bury the football.

Speaker 7 The Giants were also hiding Kadarius Toney from us all season long. It took their top three wide receivers being out for Tony to be a big part of the game.
He was good last week,

Speaker 7 but it took them having all those injuries to even try to use him in the passing game. And he went out there and lit it up today.

Speaker 7 But Joe Judge is going to have him run laps till he dies because he tried to punch a guy in the face.

Speaker 7 I looked some information about Kadarius Toney up.

Speaker 4 You know, he's a rapper.

Speaker 7 He goes by the name Young Joker.

Speaker 4 Who? Kadarius Toney. I just remember Joker.
I just remember him at Florida being like the, when they say SEC speed, that's the guy you talked about. They're talking about the family.

Speaker 4 Where it's like, oh, yeah, just give him a screen, and then he'll just run past everyone else.

Speaker 7 And it's crazy.

Speaker 7 I'd like to renew my call for Trayvon Diggs to get the MVP.

Speaker 7 Six interceptions.

Speaker 4 He should have five games.

Speaker 7 He should be the MVP right now.

Speaker 4 And he actually should have had more. Like, he actually had

Speaker 4 two that I saw.

Speaker 7 He caught the hard one. Yeah.

Speaker 4 He had two that I saw that could have easily been interceptions.

Speaker 7 On pace for 24 interceptions. Insane.

Speaker 4 Insane. And I really do think the Cowboys are very, very good.

Speaker 4 I do not know how you stop their offense because they really, it feels like they can do,

Speaker 4 even running the football, they do it two different ways with Tony Pollard and Ezekiel Elliott. Like they have,

Speaker 4 you can't defend them because if you stack the box, Dak will just tear you up.

Speaker 4 And if you try to defend CeeDee Lamb and Amari Cooper and their tight end's fucking good, they're just going to, and I think Michael Gallup's hurt right now.

Speaker 4 So when he comes back, Dak will just, you know, they'll run the ball, and then Dak can also make plays with his feet. So I don't know how you stop there.
And then Kellen Moore is awesome at play.

Speaker 7 Then Jerry Jones will open up the window, shine the sun directly into your eyes, and blind you in that stadium.

Speaker 7 He has a door that he can press that opens up the window, and he can go right into the offense. It's illegal.

Speaker 4 The sun is illegal.

Speaker 7 It's like he's trying to fry ants with a magnifying glass, except it's the New York Giants.

Speaker 4 They showed Mike Glennon, poor Mike Glennon, trying to drive the Giants down and they showed him taking the snap and the sun was like literally in his eyeballs. And it's illegal, it should be illegal.

Speaker 4 They shouldn't be able to use the sun that way.

Speaker 7 I agree. We should do our BCS rankings because the Cowboys.

Speaker 4 No, we do those Friday.

Speaker 7 We do those on Friday?

Speaker 4 Friday. We just did it on Friday.
So let's not, let's wait.

Speaker 7 The Cowboys, they shot up my poll.

Speaker 4 Yeah, so let's do it.

Speaker 7 My internal poll.

Speaker 4 They were my number two team, but let's do a Friday.

Speaker 7 Reports out of my apartment indicate the Cowboys are very highly thought of.

Speaker 4 Yes.

Speaker 4 The

Speaker 4 oh, I had one other thing. Fuck, what was it? What was it?

Speaker 4 Oh, I think the Cowboys are set up now with so many offensive weapons and their defense is playing really well with Dan Quinn that not even Mike McCarthy can fuck this up.

Speaker 7 So that's the one, when you say, like, I don't know how the offense slows down, it's when Mike McCarthy slows it down.

Speaker 4 But I think they're actually, I think there's enough around Mike McCarthy at this point that he will try. He will try to fuck this up.

Speaker 4 But I don't think he can.

Speaker 7 Are we not giving enough credit to offensive consultant Ben McAdoo? Yes. Because, oh, there's a double revenge game today.
Ben McAdoo and Jason Garrett going at each other.

Speaker 7 Two bright offensive young minds.

Speaker 4 Yes, I'm sure Jerry Jones actually looked at Jason Garrett and was like, I kind of want you back.

Speaker 7 Yeah, you still got that clap, huh?

Speaker 7 Saquon got Zaja Pacheep shotted by his own teammate. Yep.

Speaker 4 Rolled his ankle.

Speaker 4 I mean, Saquon's just, he is, he's just injury like the luck. That was a basketball injury.
That was a rebound basketball injury in a football game.

Speaker 7 His ankle looked like a snake swallowing a softball.

Speaker 4 It looked like Mike Posner trying to walk across the country.

Speaker 7 Yeah, like he actually did get bit by a He is snake bit.

Speaker 4 Yes, he is snake bit.

Speaker 7 It was bad. Anytime you have to cart somebody off the field for an ankle sprain, it's tough, which is worse than a break.

Speaker 4 It is actually worse than a break. All right, last game.
Cardinals, Niners.

Speaker 4 We can do this one quick. It was kind of a boring game.
Niners' defense played well. Kyler, I think, might be banged up, which is like...

Speaker 4 That's basically what did him in last year.

Speaker 4 He was holding his shoulder.

Speaker 7 He's getting his bicep massage for him.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I also, Trey Lance, up and down. Like, it was clear that they had a good game plan for him.
They didn't have Kittle.

Speaker 4 Like,

Speaker 4 the Niners played as well as they could have given the circumstances.

Speaker 4 The Cardinals make no sense to me at this point because when you actually break it down, they have struggled with the Jags and the Vikings and kind of struggled a little bit today because it was a 10-7 game, a beat-up Niners team, and they absolutely housed the Titans and absolutely house the Rams.

Speaker 4 A very weird 5-0.

Speaker 7 Really strange 5-0.

Speaker 7 If I was Mercury Morse, I would be pre-popping the champagne.

Speaker 4 Yeah, it's popped. It's popped.

Speaker 4 It's drunk.

Speaker 7 Mercury Morris is currently drunk off Andre. Yes.

Speaker 7 Yeah, Kyler. I love it when he throws to Kyler too, Rondale Moore.
Yep. Because it looks like the same person who throws the pass and catches the pass.

Speaker 7 The shortest combination, I believe, we'll have to do some digging on this. Some deep stats.
Shortest combination of any quarterback and wide receiver to connect on a touchdown pass.

Speaker 4 Russell Wilson and Tyler Lockett is probably second.

Speaker 7 Maybe. Did Trendan Holiday ever get now? Because he had the Brockett chip, right? Yeah.
That throws the stats off. Trendan Holiday and

Speaker 7 yeah.

Speaker 7 It's got to be the shortest. Yeah.
But yeah, Rondell Moore is a short king. Trey Lance, I think, has the least fuckable spiral in the NFL.
Yes.

Speaker 7 When he's throwing those 15-yard passes, I don't think he even tries to throw a spiral on it. He just like grabs it and throws it like a baseball.
The spiral's got the spiral's a really great friend.

Speaker 7 I think of it like a sister. Yes.

Speaker 4 His arm is too strong for the football.

Speaker 7 Yeah, that's probably it.

Speaker 4 Like he throws through the spiral. Yeah, he he grabs it.

Speaker 7 I think he actually puts one finger on the opposite side of the ball and then throws it like a fork ball.

Speaker 4 Yes. All right.
Should we get to the rest of the show?

Speaker 7 I don't like Kyler's visor either. I still don't like it.
I still don't like it.

Speaker 4 Also, the Cardinals' defense is good. And

Speaker 4 the Niners' defense did a really good job with Kyler today. Like, Kyler has been lighting it up, and they held their own.

Speaker 4 All right. Should we do

Speaker 4 Football Guy? And then we'll do Who's Back of the Week?

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Speaker 4 All right, so we have the update. It's Broncos minus three.
Okay. Split that.
All right.

Speaker 4 If anyone's keeping score.

Speaker 7 I was.

Speaker 4 I can't believe that Patriots line. I think you have to take the Patriots.
Three and a half. Three and a half.
That's the easy.

Speaker 4 America is going to say Cowboys is the easiest bet in the world.

Speaker 7 It's true.

Speaker 7 I've been 100% on rat lines this year. I've leaned into Square.

Speaker 4 I'm pretty rat today.

Speaker 4 No, I don't think that was rat. Because it was wired.
Those guys quit on. That was my mortal lock.
I was not a rat. Yeah.
No, that line made sense.

Speaker 4 yeah oh yeah yeah yeah but i mean there was a but i mean there's yeah i mean there's a bunch of free like the vikings was free money and it wasn't um

Speaker 4 also the bills are a fucking wagon so they finished off our projections turned out to be correct the bills won 38 to 20.

Speaker 4 were basically nate silver yep josh allen was awesome i think the chiefs have real problems i think that they don't

Speaker 4 They do and they don't, actually. I should take that back because they have Patrick Mahomes, so he will make up, like, this is what the very special quarterbacks do in the NFL.

Speaker 4 They can cover up for a lot of your problems.

Speaker 7 He's like good sauce on a meal. He's like ketchup.

Speaker 4 Patrick Mahomes is ketchup. But like Aaron Rodgers is similar, where it's like, hey,

Speaker 4 if you take that guy off that team, that team is probably a really bad team. The Chiefs' defense is very, very bad.
I know they will get Frank Clark back, but Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 7 Was Frank Clark not playing tonight?

Speaker 4 I don't think so. Maybe he was.

Speaker 4 That's even worse if he was. He was playing.

Speaker 7 That's even worse. I think their problems go deeper than just Frank Clark.

Speaker 4 No, I'm just saying the pass rush, like, the one thing that the Chiefs have been able to do is, like, our defense sucks, but we have a couple guys up front that can do it.

Speaker 7 One thing I noticed during the game tonight, like, right in the first quarter, the first time Travis Kelse caught a ball, he's looking to do the downfield laterals every time he catches the ball.

Speaker 7 He's going to be doing it sometime in the next couple weeks. Trust me, he's like actively looking for it.

Speaker 7 I don't know if it's part of the playbook, or they're just like, let Kelse be Kelse out there, but they're implementing my rugby offense. And when they do, they will be the richer for it.

Speaker 7 I'm going to open up my tweets right now because

Speaker 7 Jake has been firing off basic tweets, so I want to see

Speaker 7 what you've done from my account. Oh, you got some followers for me, Jake.
Thank you.

Speaker 7 The last place, Kansas City Chiefs, just as we all expected.

Speaker 4 Oh, that's a good one. That's a great one.
That's a great one.

Speaker 7 I will not believe a game with Patrick Mahomes is over until there are zero seconds left. That's a great one.
That's another good one, too.

Speaker 7 Something tells me that we'll be seeing these two teams again in January.

Speaker 4 That's okay.

Speaker 4 I don't think we will. Here's a really good one.

Speaker 7 Here's a great one. Nobody

Speaker 7 NFL officials roughing the pastor.

Speaker 4 That's perfect. I love it.
Perfect basically.

Speaker 4 Thank you. Yeah,

Speaker 4 the Bills, though, are,

Speaker 4 I mean, I know it's early, and it's only five games in, but the Bills are very, very good, and they are in now

Speaker 4 the driver's seat because they beat. I mean, you'd think that the Chiefs would be their main competition.
Obviously, the Chargers are right there now, too, but that's... Who else am I missing?

Speaker 4 I mean, the Ravens

Speaker 4 and the Browns, but the Bills, the Bills have to be the favorite to win the AFC now.

Speaker 7 Although the Bengals could tie anybody, the Bengals could tie anyone.

Speaker 4 Billy, football guy of the week.

Speaker 10 Congratulations to last week's winner, Sawyer Bittner, the quarterback for the University of Vegina, the Moose Jaw native.

Speaker 10 Some say he's still bleeding out of his face to this day.

Speaker 7 I like when the words blend together in University of Virginia.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 4 Go ahead.

Speaker 10 All of our nominees this week are all U.S. American.
Our first one is...

Speaker 4 Thank you.

Speaker 4 As opposed to not American...

Speaker 4 Last one's Canadian. U.S.
American. Canadian American.
Yeah. So.

Speaker 10 Puerto Rico. First guy is an unknown coach on Coastal Carolina who...

Speaker 4 I think it's their strength and conditioning coach. He's unknown.
He's unknown.

Speaker 4 He just didn't look it up.

Speaker 4 No, I literally texted a guy on the team.

Speaker 10 He was like, I don't really want to tell you you who it was.

Speaker 4 I was like, okay. Anyway, so he chainsaw it right now.

Speaker 4 But he might, I don't think it's the guy in the video.

Speaker 10 Anyway, he chainsawed a stuffed wolf, a stuffed animal wolf. He chainsawed its head off after they beat Arkansas State

Speaker 10 and it was a huge win for the Coastal Carolina chanteliers.

Speaker 4 Okay.

Speaker 7 I didn't have a problem with cutting the head off a simulated dog, but I did have a problem with how cute the stuffed animal was. And it was like somewhat realistic.

Speaker 10 And for a split second i thought they were actually killing a dog in the locker room it's pretty hyped but pretty lit anyways second up is uh naim hines punt returner for the colts yeah uh he was quoted on saying uh before going back there to get a punt i don't care about my life every time it takes a special type of person to look up in the air while all the other people are looking to rip your head off Yeah, so if you're not prepared to die, you're not prepared to live.

Speaker 4 Love it.

Speaker 10 Our third nominee is Bruce Pearl, the head coach of Auburn basketball, who before the Auburn football game was going nuts in the stands, tarps off with the boys.

Speaker 7 He loves taking a shirt off.

Speaker 4 He does.

Speaker 4 He did that going back to Tennessee.

Speaker 4 You know what it is?

Speaker 4 I haven't done this because I don't want to betray my community, but it is definitely a guy who is heavier, who loses weight.

Speaker 4 And everyone knows the guy who gets on a diet, loses 20 pounds, and then just can't stop taking his shirt off.

Speaker 4 I would would never do that because I always gain the weight back, so I don't want to ever be like, really let people know.

Speaker 4 Anytime I get even like remotely in better shape, if I took off my shirt, people would be like, well, I'll just wait like two weeks and you'll put it all back on, fat.

Speaker 4 So, so I don't do that, but that is a that is a move that everyone knows their one friend who got really into shape and now just rips his shirt off any chance he gets, and it's very annoying.

Speaker 7 So, is Bruce Pearl really in shape now?

Speaker 4 No, but he's in cut. This goes back.
He's been pretty cut. Yeah, he's better.

Speaker 4 Yeah, he's a lot better.

Speaker 7 So it's just a cheat code for guys who might be a little bit on the thicker side. If you want to make the crowd that you're in 20% more hype, just rip the shirt off.
And then the crowd gets going.

Speaker 7 I don't know what it is about dudes that we just get more like, we get more aggressive when another guy takes his shirt off.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 7 There might be a fight. They might fuck.
I don't know.

Speaker 4 It's like a dog barking.

Speaker 7 I'm in for a treat. Yes.

Speaker 10 And our fourth nominee is Dan Campbell for crying after losing the game today.

Speaker 4 Okay. That was a

Speaker 4 small guy.

Speaker 4 Billy. Okay, good job, Billy.

Speaker 4 You have the blog ready to go? Yeah,

Speaker 4 it's in the chamber. It's in the chamber, ready to roll.

Speaker 4 Did you want to do your fire fest real quick? My firefest? Yeah.

Speaker 4 From Friday? Oh, that video is not coming out yet. Yeah.
Oh, okay. No, I got shit pumped.
No, no, no. Don't tell everyone.
I'm just going to say death in front of it.

Speaker 4 I'm sure you got it in front of you. No, no,

Speaker 4 but so Billy and there will be a video of Billy and Jake going to Davin Busters and competing in 11 competitions

Speaker 7 get excited for that video I won the one Billy's fire on plus one yes I that's gonna be fun to watch Billy these are all just probably like video games like handheld games there's no way you lost there wasn't like any athletic part of it and if you lost there's no way you lost like nine of them definitely not if there was like a cool weapon game that you guys played against each other.

Speaker 4 Right? Like hunting.

Speaker 10 I won the ones that count.

Speaker 7 Like using a tool for survival.

Speaker 7 Jake wouldn't be better at that than you.

Speaker 9 What? You said ones. As in it was plural.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 7 That's in the office, though. There's no shame in losing to him.

Speaker 4 There's a lot of tables.

Speaker 4 There was a...

Speaker 10 You know, fine motor skills or

Speaker 4 the story out of Billy's camp was that he hopped out of the Uber a block away from the office because he didn't want to face the music

Speaker 4 on Friday afternoon. What? That's the story out of Billy's camp.
You should have just gone to the train station. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, no, just go to the station.

Speaker 4 If you had won, would you have gone straight to the train station? Or would you maybe

Speaker 4 Friday? If you had theoretically won, would you have maybe come back to the office? Were you in the office? Billy didn't? Yeah, I was at the office. Yeah, we were there.

Speaker 7 We were working on Friday.

Speaker 4 But he vlogged on Friday. Yeah.
I worked from home. Just that that was the story out of Billy's camp.

Speaker 7 Billy didn't want to come in the office and have us be all, oh,

Speaker 4 we would. Oh, I'm good.
When that's going to be the same. That's the old show.

Speaker 4 I want the director's cut of that video.

Speaker 4 Actually, we should do a director's cut.

Speaker 7 Every time he loses it.

Speaker 4 So in this scene, Billy,

Speaker 4 Light just went.

Speaker 7 Is that what was going on?

Speaker 10 You guys thought I didn't come back to the office because I

Speaker 4 couldn't find it. No, that's what happened.

Speaker 4 No.

Speaker 4 Okay. And Billy says no.

Speaker 4 I'm so excited for this video. Look,

Speaker 10 the mountains were blue.

Speaker 4 And you only won.

Speaker 4 Oh, wow. She got dropped on the job.
Wow.

Speaker 4 One beer. Yeah, Bubble was there.
One beer.

Speaker 4 Got it. Oh, I'm so excited for this video.
It's hard to throw axes. Oh, my God.
And Jake just waxed you. Wait till you see what happened with the axe throwing, the animal hunting.
Oh, no. You

Speaker 4 got the animal hunting?

Speaker 4 Right up Billy's alley. I honestly, it was fun.
I had a good time.

Speaker 4 You had such a good time. You got it.
You hopped out of the uber

Speaker 4 it was a moving car and you dropped and rolled off I just wanted to

Speaker 7 the uber was going right by the train station and we were in traffic so of course I want to get out early bear grills would be ashamed of you I had places to go yeah

Speaker 7 yeah to your bathroom and cry yes

Speaker 4 Okay, let's finish up the show. We got who's back of the week.

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Speaker 4 Hank, who's back of the week?

Speaker 9 My who's back of the week is crazy MLB like technicalities and rules. Also, the Boston Red Sox.

Speaker 4 Yes.

Speaker 9 So they won like a 37-inning game.

Speaker 9 It started, I think, before the 1 o'clock games did and ended during Sunday night football. Extremely long baseball game.
But there was, I think it was in the 12th or 13th inning.

Speaker 9 The Devil Rays had a guy on first.

Speaker 9 They hit a bomb to right field, hit the top of the two-foot wall, and bounced back on the ground, ricocheted off the outfielder that was running to relay and catch it off the wall, and went back.

Speaker 9 over the fence, which was a technical ground rule double. Yes.

Speaker 9 Even though it wasn't, because it was unintentionally, he didn't mean to, he didn't intend for the ball to go back over the fence, but it did.

Speaker 9 If it didn't go over the fence, they would have scored, would have had a guy on third. Instead, it was second and third.
The Red Sox got out of the inning and then walked it off next inning.

Speaker 9 And people are very bad saying, trying to pretend like now they're like, well, now that this has precedence been set, outfielders can just throw the ball over the fence.

Speaker 4 Well, the problem is there's only one outfield in Major League Baseball where the wall is the height of your dick microwave. Right.
Like, it's it makes no sense. This is another quirk of Fenway.

Speaker 4 I, I also do, the only thing that I hate when happens when this, because I mean, the Red Sox, I think they're going to win the World Series at this point. I think

Speaker 4 everything that happens, the game two,

Speaker 4 when they came back on the Rays, and then tonight, like, doesn't it feel like they have those weird vibes going now?

Speaker 9 Yeah, I just don't. I don't know if they have the pitching, but they do have the vibes.

Speaker 4 They don't need the vibes in the base.

Speaker 4 Yeah, right. Pitching needs pitching when you have vibes.
When you have have vibes in baseball, no. Baseball's a vibes.

Speaker 7 It's Team of Destiny vibes. Yes.

Speaker 7 You're lying to yourself if you don't think that they're a Team of Destiny right now.

Speaker 4 Right.

Speaker 7 And then, wait, are they playing on Marathon Monday?

Speaker 9 Playing on Marathon Monday, Elimination Game, Yellow Jersey.

Speaker 4 Yeah, right. So big time.
They do have Team of Destiny vibes.

Speaker 9 And Kyle Schwarber, I just want to, you know, thank you, Big Cat.

Speaker 9 I knew all about him from the Cubs day, but he had an error where he just was underhand tossing the ball and threw it over the guy's head. The next inning,

Speaker 9 the next inning, he did it again, except he made the play successfully. They got the out, out, and then he celebrated like they won the World Series and like tipped his cap to the crowd.
It was

Speaker 4 Kyle Schwarber's. Absolutely hilarious.

Speaker 4 He's my favorite ever. Like, he's the best.
I just fucking love that guy.

Speaker 9 He's got the clutch gene. He's got the like, he doesn't think at all.

Speaker 4 He's a softball player. Like, he's just a sea ball, hitball guy.

Speaker 7 You remember that story that he told us about when he was coming back from his ACL?

Speaker 7 He just, he stood in the batter's box because he wasn't able to swing at pitches.

Speaker 7 He stood in the batter's box for hours just tracking pitches, 100 mile-an-hour pitches coming out of a machine with his eyes.

Speaker 7 You're a complete psycho to be able to do that, but that's what makes him awesome.

Speaker 4 Every time he hits his home, he's so awesome.

Speaker 4 The only thing I would say is that

Speaker 4 I didn't see it on Twitter, but I would assume Red Sox fans are now saying, well, he hit a two-run homer, so we would have won anyway.

Speaker 4 That's always the dumbest argument. Yeah, I said that.
Because it's like nothing.

Speaker 7 And it's dumb. It's very dumb.

Speaker 4 Yeah, because nothing.

Speaker 9 The momentum.

Speaker 4 Yeah, right. Everything, like, it's it's a butterfly effect.
Sports are butterfly effects. Like, if the Rays score one run there, it's different in the bottom of, whatever, the 14th.

Speaker 9 And they would have definitely scored one, but they also would have had a guy on third. Right.
So you have no idea. So none of those.

Speaker 4 Yeah, yeah. When we, after the fact, we're like, well, it didn't even matter.
It definitely mattered. But by the letter of the law, that was the correct call.

Speaker 7 If you want to talk about vibes.

Speaker 4 You can't complain about that.

Speaker 7 I also feel like the Devil Rays vibes got thrown off last year.

Speaker 7 When they were in the playoffs, they've got the best pitcher in baseball, and they pull him out. The Dodgers end up winning the world.

Speaker 7 That felt like window closing.

Speaker 4 How about this for vibes for the Rays? Devil Rays.

Speaker 4 Do they have the best record in the AL? I think so. Yes, they must.

Speaker 4 Best record in the AL. Awesome team.
Great season.

Speaker 4 Their owner was like, yeah, it's not sustainable to have a franchise that plays all their games in Tampa. So going forward, we're going to split cities.
That's bad vibes.

Speaker 4 When you have the best team in the AL, and you're like, yeah, our our fans suck so bad, and we don't have a good stadium.

Speaker 4 We have the weirdest rinky-dink stadium ever that we're going to have to play half our games in fucking Montreal.

Speaker 7 Yeah, no, and when you especially bring back, like, you know, where I think baseball could really take off right now is in Montreal, Canada.

Speaker 4 That would be fun to try to get free agents when you're like, hey, you have to live in two cities. Mm-hmm.
That's fun.

Speaker 7 But they should play in Montreal in the summertime and then once it gets a little bit chillier, move down to Tampa. That'd be fun.

Speaker 4 Dickie V with a fucking beret on.

Speaker 7 Amazing. Would be incredible.
They should go buy the X-Pro at the first pitch.

Speaker 4 He did?

Speaker 11 For game one. For game one?

Speaker 7 Did he nail it in there?

Speaker 11 I'm not sure.

Speaker 4 Other baseballs. 90 miles an hour black.
White Sox came back. That was actually electric.
The White Sox, like, they were down and out. I think it was like 5-1-6-1.

Speaker 4 And they just started hitting fucking bombs on the Astros.

Speaker 7 What do you say?

Speaker 10 There's that Warlock dude with the stick pointing it at the home plate.

Speaker 7 Oh, yeah, he put the whammy on him. Yes.

Speaker 4 So I think the White Sox, like, tomorrow's a very, very, very big day.

Speaker 4 If that game goes

Speaker 4 up halfway. Oh, no.
If that game goes five,

Speaker 4 it might be a White Sox, Red Sox team of Destinies. That'd be awesome.

Speaker 4 I don't even know.

Speaker 4 When is a football weekend? I can't keep track of the baseball playoffs when my team's out at.

Speaker 4 Who won the Dodgers? I mean, who won

Speaker 4 the Brewers-Braves game?

Speaker 4 1-1. There we go.
That's news. It's also a real Monday.

Speaker 7 You shouldn't be allowed to have

Speaker 4 four games Monday? That's great.

Speaker 11 One, three.30. Seven.

Speaker 4 Oh, you're doing this. Okay, nice.
I like that. Can we get what's in there?

Speaker 7 Is Joe Buck going to be doing laps around town?

Speaker 11 I don't know if he's in the rotation.

Speaker 4 He's going to be running the marathon.

Speaker 4 Jake is so detail-oriented on Thursday night when we had college football and NFL and baseball to watch. He texted us the TV setup because we have six TVs in the office.

Speaker 4 He texted us what was on each TV and what station it was on.

Speaker 11 Just to get mentally prepared, what kind of score bugs you're getting?

Speaker 4 Right, got it.

Speaker 4 You could be listening to it. I'm not saying it's a bad thing.
It's just, it was psycho, but I loved it. Yeah.

Speaker 7 Score bugs are all fucked up now for me because the early game, the London game, because it was New York rules, was on NBC. Yeah.
Even though it was NFL Network.

Speaker 7 And then the Saints and the football team were playing on CBS. And then you've got AFC teams playing on Fox all day long.

Speaker 4 Makes no sense. Figure it out.
I don't get it.

Speaker 9 I think it's TBS, but whichever baseball

Speaker 9 one that doesn't have the strike zone or how fast the pitches go drives me insane.

Speaker 9 Drives me insane.

Speaker 4 Can you give us a quick rundown? Do you have it?

Speaker 11 Networks? 1.07 p.m., Milwaukee, Atlanta, TBS. 3:37 p.m., Houston, Chicago, FS1.
7.07, Tampa, Boston, FS1. 9.37, San Francisco, Dodgers, TBS.

Speaker 4 What a day. What a day.
Thank you, Jake.

Speaker 11 Should be Don Orsillo.

Speaker 4 My guess. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, we're going deep.

Speaker 11 Don Orsillo, game one. Adam Amin, game two.

Speaker 4 Joe Davis, game three.

Speaker 11 Brian Anderson, game four.

Speaker 4 Carlay. I'm parlaying those next one.
I'm going to Carlay.

Speaker 4 Fuck yes.

Speaker 4 PFD, your who's back. Yep.
My who's back of the week is...

Speaker 7 I'll keep mine really quick.

Speaker 7 U.S. soccer sucking ass because we lost tonight.
I didn't know that.

Speaker 4 It was a friendly.

Speaker 7 It was a qualifier. It was the octagonal.

Speaker 7 We lost to Panama, I think, in Panama. We didn't have our A-team, though.
We didn't have Pepe.

Speaker 4 Well, Pulisich was also hanging out and fucking watching Jets games.

Speaker 7 Was watching real football. Yes.
Pepe was probably still in Dallas. Who knows where he was? But yeah, we wrote this one off as a loss on the road.
But we suck ass now.

Speaker 7 But then we have a game, I think, Tuesday. I think we're playing Tuesday.
That's six.

Speaker 4 I can't, honestly. Yeah.
That's not. A lot of games.
I'm so far down on the list of things. A lot of games.
I'm not sure what I care about right now.

Speaker 7 Don't schedule this during a Sunday. I didn't know until after we lost that we lost.

Speaker 4 I knew because I have a couple friends that are very obsessed with the team, but I also like it, it was one of the, you know, when you read a text message and you don't even, you're like, I'm not even going to

Speaker 4 answer this information in my brain.

Speaker 7 We lost in Panama. Give us the canal back, bitch.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 All right. My Fire Fest, or sorry, my, that's Billy's Fire Fest.
Sorry, I wrote that down. My, who's back is heavyweight boxing.
That was an awesome, awesome, awesome fight.

Speaker 4 Tyson Fury versus Deontay Wilder Saturday night. If you didn't watch it, you should go back and watch it because it's rare to have five knockdowns in one fight.

Speaker 4 And every time a guy guy got knocked down, it really did feel like the fight was over, and they just fucking got back up and just hammered on each other, and it was, it was awesome.

Speaker 7 It was the best. The cool thing about these two heavyweights fighting is literally every punch that they throw, if it hit one of us, would kill us.

Speaker 4 Yeah, no.

Speaker 7 And they were chewing some of them. Deontay Wilder got hit harder and more frequently than like any fighter I've ever seen.

Speaker 7 And he was passing out in the middle of rounds, but still throwing a right hand that could murder people.

Speaker 4 And Tyson Fury was out. Like he was out.
He actually got semi-saved by the bell. Like, he got knocked down with 20 seconds left in that round.
It was so fucking great.

Speaker 4 There's nothing, nothing like a heavyweight boxing fight when both guys are just throwing and it's like this. You just...

Speaker 4 It's I maybe, maybe like the top, top level UFC, like when it's like the two top guys and it's like a big buildup.

Speaker 4 But even that, like, I just don't think anything can touch heavyweight boxing boxing at its peak. And that was at its peak.
That was fight of the year, like, unbelievable.

Speaker 7 What was weird about it is even though Wilder lost, I feel like there was a lot of legacy talk about Wilder. Yeah.

Speaker 7 And the way that he lost, actually, if you look 10, 20 years down the line, we're going to remember what he did in this loss. Maybe trillion.
Maybe more than if he had won.

Speaker 7 Like when you think of the Ward Gotti fights, sometimes you remember the losers of those fights that just kept battling.

Speaker 7 Deontay Wilder was almost killed in the ring a couple times, and he kept going at him and almost won the fight. It was crazy.

Speaker 7 The announcers kept saying every round, like, well, this fight's probably going to be over in the next minute or so. Yeah.
Like, they were saying there's no chance it goes 12.

Speaker 7 It ends up going to like the eighth, ninth round. Both guys are out on their feet, still throwing haymakers.

Speaker 7 I didn't want it to end, but on the other hand, I was like, I hope it please ended fast. So these guys will be healthy afterwards.
But damn, it was an awesome fight.

Speaker 4 It was so, so much fun to watch. I streamed illegally.

Speaker 4 I got away with it. That's not cool.
Got away with it. That's not cool.
That's a crime. And we also, don't want people to do that.

Speaker 4 We don't want to encourage people to do that for the fact that we have a pay-per-view business.

Speaker 7 I will never do it again. Yes.
It was a one-time thing.

Speaker 4 But I feel like a bad boy. Yeah,

Speaker 4 it was an awesome, awesome fight. Also, I think that Deontay Wilder

Speaker 4 came out late because he was watching Alabama lose, which is a double loser because he's from Tuscaloosa, which we will talk about on Wednesday with Booger because he does college football as well.

Speaker 4 But what a fucking Saturday. The fact that we had like Texas OU was that game,

Speaker 4 to

Speaker 4 the game started with a first play touchdown, like four plays later, block punt touchdown, and then a Fox ran on the field. And then there was still like five hours left of the game.

Speaker 4 And then top the whole crazy day off, Alabama loss, first time that Saban has ever lost to one of his assistants. Crazy, crazy day.
So we will talk about it.

Speaker 7 If I'm AM, I definitely put up that win on the side of my stadium where you put all your fake national championships.

Speaker 4 That should go up there above like the 1920 world championship or whatever you claimed there's something about too like jimbo fisher and and also just college coaches in general just being able to sense when the seat's starting to get a little hot and winning that big game like jimbo was starting to get talked about like what is this guy doing like that we were supposed to be really good this year we suck beats alabama that beating alabama if you're in the sec if you beat alabama that's almost as good as winning a national title in terms of like you'd be like well we beat alabama a couple years ago yeah

Speaker 4 They've only lost four times in the decade.

Speaker 7 Jimbo hasn't gotten a contractor extension in like 16 months. Yes.
Now's the time to strike. He probably has the same agent that John Gruden does.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 7 Jimbo is, he is, that man is paid.

Speaker 4 Also, Cocho is probably going to get fired. It sucks.
I don't want to think about it. But we'll talk to Booger about it on it.
On Wednesday.

Speaker 7 There was also a lot of debate on whether or not, like, when it's appropriate to storm the field. I say, if you're drunk enough and no one's going to get you arrested, then just do it.

Speaker 4 There was a moment in time, probably like five or six years ago, where I was like, yeah, if you're a favorite, like if you're no, fuck that. Don't people who gatekeep storming the field is so stupid.

Speaker 4 Like college kids want to have fun. You know what I remember? I remember when I stormed the field, when Wisconsin beat Ohio State.
Ohio State was not one. I think there were three.
It was awesome.

Speaker 4 Everyone should get to experience that at a big college. I don't care how the win happens.
I don't care like, you know, you're favored.

Speaker 4 It's three versus four. Storm the field, have fun.

Speaker 4 Losers online, if they're tweeting about it, they're just basically saying, I'm jealous that I'm not the one.

Speaker 7 They're not the game.

Speaker 4 Yeah, if they're not there

Speaker 7 in front of them, they would storm the field too.

Speaker 4 And it's like you can't storm your favorites.

Speaker 7 It's a natural selection thing where if it's an instance where you probably shouldn't storm the field, then you're going to be one of like five people on the field and you're going to feel like an idiot.

Speaker 7 But if enough people do it, yeah, you messed.

Speaker 4 You messed the field.

Speaker 7 That was hilarious. We got to.

Speaker 4 Holy shit, that was funny. after the come ass bowl.
Yes, that was awesome.

Speaker 7 That should be a rivalry. That should be the new civil conflict.
The civil conflict.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 4 Yeah. It's a huge, huge deal.

Speaker 4 All right, Billy?

Speaker 10 Maya, who's back of the week, is peanut butter and jelly.

Speaker 4 Okay. And full circle.
Nice. Nice, nice little ending note to the show.
And any reason? Well, they were complaining about it at a half at the main delay.

Speaker 7 Are you guys diagonal guys?

Speaker 4 I just want you guys to know, like,

Speaker 10 what's your percentage of peanut butter to jelly? It was reported was 70 to 30. At halftime, it was too much peanut butter for the players.

Speaker 7 That's

Speaker 7 an Andy Reid call.

Speaker 4 65, 35?

Speaker 7 Probably 75, 25.

Speaker 4 70, 30. Obviously, more peanut butter than jelly.

Speaker 10 I'm a big peanut butter guy. I like to go peanut butter on both sides of the bread, put the jelly in the middle so then the jelly doesn't soak into the bread.

Speaker 4 I'm also more of a peanut butter banana guy.

Speaker 7 What about peanut butter honey is pretty good too? Yeah.

Speaker 4 Peanut butter, and also, shout out peanut butter fluff.

Speaker 7 I can deal with any of it as long as it covers up the edges. Don't give me a dry crust.
If it's dry, no thank you.

Speaker 4 All right, Billy. Good job.

Speaker 4 We need to get people to call Billy right before we record just to tell him something so that he can.

Speaker 4 What's the way that you can give Billy something in his

Speaker 4 views?

Speaker 7 I think during the show.

Speaker 4 Text him. Okay, who's back week?

Speaker 10 Mysterious explosions. Southern New Hampshire, there was mysterious explosions and no one can explain it.

Speaker 7 Somebody plugged in my mixtape.

Speaker 4 No one knows what it is.

Speaker 7 Hank, did you just bonk me?

Speaker 4 Yeah. For what?

Speaker 9 You're like, if it's dry, I want nothing to do with it.

Speaker 7 Yeah, if you don't make that

Speaker 4 sound, I don't want it. God damn it, dude.
Jesus. You're 36.
All right, Jake. Oh,

Speaker 4 no.

Speaker 4 Go ahead. What? No, I didn't know John Cayton.
No, what?

Speaker 4 It's for later. Okay.
For after the show. Yeah, like the

Speaker 4 recap. Okay, got it.
For the recap.

Speaker 11 My who's back of the week is John Clayton. Big cat.
Yes. He brought this to our attention.
Of course, a longtime ESPN reporter. He basically threatened DirecTV with his followers.

Speaker 11 So he tweeted, DirecTV said to get a tech to the house would cost us money, even though I pay for free home service. They won't offer a discount.

Speaker 11 They basically said, too bad, too sad, may file with FCC and Better Business Bureau. Need high-level ATT exec to help.
I do have lots of followers.

Speaker 4 Lots, all.

Speaker 11 So one of the all-time Sports Center commercials with the fake rip-offs.

Speaker 4 Yeah, dude.

Speaker 7 Did Sean Salisbury jump in his mentions and help him out or call him a nerd?

Speaker 4 Oh, yeah, Billy and I, right? Yeah. That's our

Speaker 4 terrorists. Very rarely.
Joe Clayton never went 9-2 at Davin Buster. That's true.

Speaker 4 That's true.

Speaker 7 He definitely would not have against Sean Salisbury.

Speaker 10 You got to share the love sometimes.

Speaker 4 Oh, really? So now it's you sharing the love. Got it.

Speaker 11 And that number doesn't include Dance, Dance, Revolution, or Trivia.

Speaker 4 Oh, wow.

Speaker 4 Shout out to Twitter, by the way, for protecting us because on that tweet, if you looked, I don't know if you have to be updated on Twitter, but it said underneath, heads up, conversations like this can be intense.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 7 So I hate that warning, and here's why. Because I feel like I'm going to think I'm a big-time cuck if anything that I tweet out doesn't have that label on it.
I'm going to be chasing that label.

Speaker 4 I don't want to tweet something out.

Speaker 7 Yeah, I don't want to tweet something out and have Twitter be like, this is pretty chill. Yes.

Speaker 4 Everyone will be happy with this.

Speaker 7 No, I want that fucking warning. It's like putting out a rap album that doesn't have the explicit content label on it.

Speaker 4 You're absolutely right. You need that.
All right, Bill, you want to to recap real quick?

Speaker 10 Saturn and Pluto just went out of retrograde recently.

Speaker 4 So that's what they're kickers.

Speaker 10 That's what if you were wondering about the kickers.

Speaker 4 That's exactly right. Also, Wilder was kind of a babyback bitch after the fight.

Speaker 10 If you guys didn't see that part, Fury went over to say, like, hey, congrat, like, you know, great fight and everything.

Speaker 7 Congrats on me beating you.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I mean, he was very concussed.

Speaker 10 Well, he was, he told him to fuck off, basically.

Speaker 4 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 10 Well, it was kind of like, I don't respect you at all.

Speaker 4 Fuck off.

Speaker 10 That's what he said to Fury.

Speaker 7 I'm okay with that right after a fight.

Speaker 10 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 7 They'll say their piece later.

Speaker 4 Anyway, all of that. Did you see the best was

Speaker 4 when the fight started, Fury, like right as they went to touch gloves, he's just like, you're a bitch. Like, very audibly.

Speaker 4 It was great.

Speaker 4 What do you got, Billy, on your plate?

Speaker 4 Anything else?

Speaker 10 For some reason, it just says tippers or chillers.

Speaker 7 Tippers. Tippers or chillers.

Speaker 10 I don't remember what that refers to.

Speaker 4 Tippers or chillers.

Speaker 4 Tippers.

Speaker 4 Oh,

Speaker 4 him, Hank.

Speaker 10 Oh, tippers. Yeah, tippers or chillers.

Speaker 7 Hank tipping his chair.

Speaker 10 Yeah, tipping your chair was chill as fuck.

Speaker 4 Anyway, yeah.

Speaker 4 Great show. All right, this was a lot of fun.
Numbers? And I'm not even being facetious.

Speaker 7 This was a good time.

Speaker 4 This was a very great show. 18.

Speaker 4 I liked the realness of the show. 98.

Speaker 4 97. Six.
Do these count? 18.

Speaker 4 I think they should.

Speaker 4 Any asterisks? Yeah, all right. Hey, Jake Taylor.

Speaker 4 Did you count today or no? Oh, my God. Oh, yes.
Oh, no.

Speaker 4 Not only did the Lunders screw us, we had two scoring on the ship. Oh, you screwed us twice because you came up with that name and then.

Speaker 4 Yeah,

Speaker 4 that's true.

Speaker 4 And it's actually, it's

Speaker 7 screwed this entire time.

Speaker 4 My creation made you money. Yes, created it.
Yes, fact, fact. Thank you, Jake.

Speaker 11 22-22, if we got a tie, it would have been a score of Gami.

Speaker 4 And the Browns, Chargers, they overturned Eckler's two-point conversion. Yes.

Speaker 11 49-42. I don't know how it wasn't.

Speaker 4 How is 49-42?

Speaker 11 Yeah, I guess it's just too high scoring, but those are football numbers.

Speaker 4 No, it makes sense.

Speaker 7 Sevens.

Speaker 7 They're both divisible by sevens.

Speaker 4 no i'm saying how's that right a score of oh it is yeah yeah it would have been but they overturned it and it was 47 42 right which was a score of gami last year with the lamar jackson pooping himself game ah okay so the browns almost were part of two scoreigamis yeah and back-to-back and if the browns scored uh 48 47 and 50 47 yeah it was very funny when the when the chargers uh two-point conversion got overturned jake was like audibly distressed and it was like nothing to do with gambling it was just scoreigami yeah he was very very mad even when Eckler took a knee at the one, Jake was like, no, scoregami.

Speaker 4 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 11 So Lunder and two scoregami heartbreaks today.

Speaker 4 But you did beat Billy in every competition in Dave Busters. Oh, that's right.

Speaker 7 Wait, what was the score of that one? 9-2. That's a score of me.

Speaker 7 No one's ever done that in the Dave Cathillon.

Speaker 4 Yes. Actually, someone's probably done that to Billy.

Speaker 7 Not 9-2.

Speaker 4 Yeah,

Speaker 4 he loses all the time.

Speaker 4 Did you get hurt jumping out of the Uber?

Speaker 4 I don't even know where the score got to be. I'm going to go to the At least 1500.

Speaker 4 I literally go.

Speaker 4 I feel like this is like.

Speaker 4 Because

Speaker 4 Jake went home right after Dave and Buster.

Speaker 10 So why is me leaving?

Speaker 7 Because you were on your way back to the office and then you decided to jumped out.

Speaker 4 You just fucked up. When did you go to the office for a while?

Speaker 7 Jake went home to bathe in a bathtub of women and cocaine to celebrate his victory. Victories, yeah.

Speaker 4 I didn't know this was like a thing. I didn't leave anywhere in a program.
You're like, I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go.

Speaker 4 All right, that's not even

Speaker 4 true. Yeah.

Speaker 4 uh,

Speaker 4 this is my stop right here. Uh, Billy, we're it's right next to the river.
No, no, this is my stop.

Speaker 10 Arctic means bears, Antarctic means no bears.

Speaker 4 Oh, okay, it's from the Greek Arctic. 94.

Speaker 10 It's actually pretty cool. We just named the place bears and no bears.

Speaker 7 Arctic is back.

Speaker 4 94. Scorgami, not a scorgami.
Love you guys.

Speaker 4 Talking away.

Speaker 4 I don't know what I'm to say. I've saved anyway.

Speaker 4 Today is not the day to find me. Shy it away.

Speaker 4 Oh, I've been coming for your love of me.

Speaker 4 Shy it away.

Speaker 4 Oh, I've been coming for your love of me.

Speaker 4 Take

Speaker 4 on

Speaker 4 me.

Speaker 4 Take

Speaker 4 me

Speaker 4 on.

Speaker 4 I'll be

Speaker 4 gone

Speaker 4 to

Speaker 4 Needless to say

Speaker 4 I've said it, but I'll be stole it away.

Speaker 4 Though they learn life is okay,

Speaker 4 say unto me

Speaker 4 it's no better to be safe than sorry.

Speaker 4 Say unto me

Speaker 4 it's no better to be safe than sorry.

Speaker 4 Take

Speaker 4 on

Speaker 4 me.

Speaker 4 Take

Speaker 4 me

Speaker 4 on.

Speaker 4 I'll be

Speaker 4 gone.

Speaker 4 And I dare

Speaker 4 say

Speaker 4 things that you say

Speaker 4 is in the light bulb. Just to play my worries away.

Speaker 4 You're all things I've got to remember. You shine away.

Speaker 4 I'll be coming for you anyway.

Speaker 4 You shine away.

Speaker 4 I'll be coming for you anyway.

Speaker 4 Take

Speaker 4 on

Speaker 4 me.

Speaker 4 Take

Speaker 4 me

Speaker 4 on.

Speaker 4 I'll be

Speaker 4 gone

Speaker 4 in a day.

Speaker 4 I'll be

Speaker 4 gone

Speaker 4 in a day.

Speaker 4 You don't want you to watch the money.