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Speaker 4 On today's part of my take, we have a twofer for the people. Max Homa off of his

Speaker 4 win in a very, very real tournament. No one say that it's fake.
A very real tournament.

Speaker 4 As is tradition, when Max wins, he comes on the show. Great to catch up with him.

Speaker 4 We also have the head coach of the Arkansas Razorbacks, Sam Pittman, talking a little college football with Coach Pittman. Yes, sir.

Speaker 4 We're going to do hot seat, cool throne. Big Ben is injured again.

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Speaker 4 Today is Wednesday, September 22nd,

Speaker 4 and I have

Speaker 4 regret to inform you that

Speaker 4 Big Ben is injured again. That's actually good news for Big Ben.
It is.

Speaker 5 Bad news for the LP.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 5 Yeah. So it looks like the Raiders caught him at just the right time.
The Raiders have really fucked things up for everybody else by putting Big Ben on that injury report. He's got a left pec strain.

Speaker 5 I think he might just have had a heart attack. That's right where the heart, the human, the ventricle is.

Speaker 4 When you say had,

Speaker 4 that means I think he's having.

Speaker 5 He's having a heart attack.

Speaker 4 Because he might have like a, like, you know, the aftershocks of an earthquake when it just rumbles for days. He's having a heart attack for a week long.

Speaker 5 Because he cares too much.

Speaker 4 Right. And also so that a doctor can say, I've never seen anything like it.
This man had a heart attack

Speaker 4 over the course of two NFL games.

Speaker 5 So he's got an injured chest, but that means that he's just going to be ready to play. Yeah.
He's going to be ready to play. And who knows if he's actually hurt?

Speaker 5 It doesn't matter, frankly, if Big Ben actually has a physical ailment or if it's all inside of his head, or if he just likes waking up in the morning and seeing his name on the bottom on the ticker that's going across ESPN saying Big Ben questionable pectoral injury.

Speaker 5 Who knows? But it's irrelevant to the fact that Big Ben is going to play way better this weekend now that he's on the injury report.

Speaker 4 Out of doubt. He

Speaker 4 needs to be injured. He needs to have some adversity.
He needs a doctor to come out and say any other player would not be playing right now. now, but Big Ben has surreal strength, quote Stu Feiner.

Speaker 5 No,

Speaker 5 it was probably because the report came out yesterday that Carson Wentz has two sprained ankles. Yes.
And Big Ben was like, hold my beer.

Speaker 5 I need to get back in the action. I can't let another quarterback be talked about like that.

Speaker 4 Carson Wentz having two sprained ankles. So he is becoming a tragic, tragic figure.

Speaker 5 Okay, so yes, it's tragic. We don't root for injuries.
Get all this stuff out of the way right ahead. It's very funny that he has two sprained ankles.

Speaker 4 No, yeah, no,

Speaker 4 it's hilarious. It's tragic in comedy.
Like,

Speaker 4 he's a very funny. I was thinking about it because what is the difference between Jameis and Carson? Wentz, there's not a lot at this point.

Speaker 4 They both are very, very funny when they're trying to make plays. I think Jameis has a little bit more of a, it's just more fun with Jameis.
Carson, it feels,

Speaker 4 he hasn't embraced the fact that he is not good.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I'd say like Jameis Winston is like Wiley Coyote.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 5 Where he's kind of goofy and he does crazy shit like run into walls that are very clearly

Speaker 5 the tunnels painted on the rock, Jameis. You don't have to run into it.
Carson Wentz is like Elmer Fudd where he's kind of the butt of the joke. Right.

Speaker 5 He's still like out there trying to make things happen, but six times a game, he fires a shotgun and it backfires into his face.

Speaker 4 Yes, yes.

Speaker 4 And then the seventh time comes and he's like, no, this is the time. It's good.
And then he looks in the barrel and then it fires again at his face. Exactly.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 But yeah, so Big Ben is hurt. That's the big news.

Speaker 4 Also, maybe aaron rodgers is back uh but i knew we all knew that was gonna happen at home against the lions this was the get right lions for him yeah like that was we all knew that aaron rodgers was going to do that he even was doing like the you know

Speaker 4 uh a ton of pass plays from the one-yard line so they made sure he got five touchdowns jared goff great first drive awesome first half by jared goff the rain was not fair the rain showed up and there was a couple fumbles after that and i don't think that the rain should have done that to Jared.

Speaker 5 It only rained when the Lions had the ball. I don't know if you noticed that, but when Aaron Rodgers had the ball, for some reason, it just cleared up.
Yes.

Speaker 5 And he was able to get along with his offense fine. But yeah, Jared Goff, awesome first half in this game.
And that's all we're going to say about Jared Goff's.

Speaker 5 Yeah, he looked really good in the first half. I would like to unilaterally say that Tom Fernelli is suspended from coming on part of my take.
Correct.

Speaker 5 He texted us with a hot tip about Jared Goff yesterday. Hey, just so you know, Jared struggles against his own defense.
Yeah, Tom, we know that you talked to Pete, who watches the tape,

Speaker 5 and he said he won't throw touchdowns against his own defense. Guess what? Two touchdowns in the first half.

Speaker 4 Yeah. Blocked his number.
It was, oh, you did?

Speaker 5 How are you going to get your takes then?

Speaker 4 What do you mean?

Speaker 4 Still follow him on Twitter. Well, no.
Tom would have to block Hank. Right.

Speaker 4 Tom gets all his takes from Hank.

Speaker 5 Right. Yeah.
My mistake. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 Exactly.

Speaker 4 Yeah, and then Aaron Rodgers wished me peace and love via our boss, Dave. So that sucked even more.
He just, dude, just stop. I hate him.
He looks tacky and gross with his hair.

Speaker 4 His hair looks terrible.

Speaker 5 You know what I've noticed about his hair? He has sarcastic hair. Yeah.
I don't even know what that means, but he's the only person that your hair is just like, dude, you're laying it on pretty thick.

Speaker 4 We get it. Aaron also charity shamed the shit out of you.
Yeah, but I don't care. He said, I can't believe Big Cat still has a vendetta against me after all these years and the Barstool Fund.
So what?

Speaker 4 He gave a little money. He's rich.
Who cares? We all gave money. It's almost like he's

Speaker 5 almost like he's running up the score on you by just mentioning all that stuff. Like he keeps a running list in his head.
I'm so sick of this guy.

Speaker 4 This hair is gross. He looks gross.
He's tacky. And this also wasn't.
So this was a message last Wednesday, a text start between Dave and Aaron. And Dave was like, you've heard him a lot.

Speaker 4 And he said, I wish him love and peace. This was Wednesday.
And then he followed up at 2.25 in the morning. So you're on his mind.
He really wanted to love it in his life.

Speaker 4 I live rent-free in his head. And he said, love him.
I've never thought about him.

Speaker 4 Have I ever even mentioned the guy?

Speaker 4 Barely.

Speaker 5 Yeah, Aaron Rodgers. Come on, bro.
Give it a rest. Hey, Aaron, Pigat's not going to fuck you, bro.

Speaker 4 It is great when people are like, dude, you think about Aaron Rodgers too much. I'm like, yeah, no shit.

Speaker 5 Because he's haunted your dreams.

Speaker 4 He's 15 years. He smashes me in the face twice a year, sometimes three.

Speaker 5 I do want to give a shout-out, though, to Aaron Jones, the real star, the real talented Aaron on the Packers.

Speaker 4 Correct.

Speaker 5 This is Aaron's team, guys.

Speaker 5 He scored a touchdown yesterday. He scored three touchdowns, right?

Speaker 4 And

Speaker 4 on his last touchdown,

Speaker 5 he was carrying a necklace that had his father's ashes in it around his neck because his dad passed away this offseason.

Speaker 5 Fell off in the end zone. He didn't know where it was.

Speaker 5 So after the game, he was doing his post-game interview, a real pros-pro, respecting the biz, talking to Susie Colbert, I think, after the game, saying, My necklace fell off.

Speaker 5 My dad's ashes are somewhere in the end zone. We're going to get to work on finding that later.
Didn't even go and try to find his dad after the game. Went right, did the interview.

Speaker 5 They did find his dad's ashes, so he got the necklace back. I thought that was kind of cool.

Speaker 4 Yeah, that is.

Speaker 5 Like, he's playing a game with your dad. Although Goodell would probably be like, that's taunting.
Yes. To have your father

Speaker 5 get buried in the end zone.

Speaker 4 Yeah, you can't do that.

Speaker 5 And the Chargers reps would have called it 12 men on the field.

Speaker 4 There was a little bit of a confusion, too,

Speaker 4 with our taunting discussion on Monday because people are like, there's a difference between celebrating and taunting. I agree.
Celebrating should always be allowed.

Speaker 4 Taunting, like if you're actually standing over someone, okay, fine. I have no problem with it, but I get it.
You have to call it every now and then.

Speaker 4 My issue with the taunting rules is they're calling general celebrations as taunting.

Speaker 5 That's the problem. There's some bleed over there.

Speaker 4 Right, exactly. The lines have been blurred.
So you have regular celebrations or yelling quickly in a guy's face. That becomes taunting.
I think that's too much.

Speaker 4 Like, yes, if there is true taunting where a guy is like dropping his nutsack on another guy's face after he breaks up a pass,

Speaker 4 I, again, I have no problem with with it. I wish that they would allow that to happen, but I also am not going to complain if they throw a flag there because that's the rule.

Speaker 4 But it's the bleed over where

Speaker 4 it's okay, was he kind of yelling at him? Sure, but that's such an innocuous thing. Just let it happen.
That's my problem.

Speaker 5 Okay, I've got two rules that I think we can all agree on to put in place to stop taunting in the NFL.

Speaker 5 First is if you're a defensive back and a pass is thrown incomplete, you should not be allowed to celebrate that ever unless you touch the pass.

Speaker 4 The Bill Burr rule. The Bill Burr rule.

Speaker 5 You're not allowed to do the incomplete sign. You're not allowed to get up in the receiver's face.
If he drops a pass or it's overthrown, you're not allowed to celebrate that ever. Fair.
Second rule.

Speaker 4 Unless the defense is really good. Okay, fair enough.
Second rule. Because it would have blown.

Speaker 4 If the pass had been better. You can't fault the cornerback because the quarterback sucks.

Speaker 4 If he's playing great defense and it's an incomplete pass,

Speaker 4 I think you kind of have to, you have to do the incomplete.

Speaker 5 What if it's a great pass and you're playing great defense and it's a drop catch?

Speaker 4 I think you still have to play.

Speaker 4 This is what happens.

Speaker 5 This is what happens. I think we have to make it a blanket statement unless you touch the ball or affect the pass breakup.
That's taunting if you do the incomplete sign.

Speaker 4 Ask yourself in the moment, if you're a corner, all the cornerbacks listening to this show right now, ask yourself in the moment when you do Tell the Truth Monday and you sit there and watch the film, will you be highlighted as playing good defense on that given play?

Speaker 4 If the answer is yes, you can do whatever you want. Okay.

Speaker 5 Easy. The other rule, you're not allowed to do any fucking celebrations that are included in a commercial that is currently being shown on the television.
For instance, the discount double check.

Speaker 5 Agreed. You can't do it.

Speaker 4 Disgusting.

Speaker 5 You can't do it.

Speaker 5 Because the league has corporate partners, big cat, and we need to protect the interests of the league overall.

Speaker 5 And as Roger Goodell will tell you, what's good for the league is good for the players in the long run. So we can't have players advertising competing sponsors.

Speaker 5 Like imagine if me or you just put up a bunch of Instagram stories all the time for, I won't even say the name of a certain beer company

Speaker 5 that is a competing sponsor of Coors Light.

Speaker 4 When you think about it, too, Aaron Rodgers doing was State Farm? Discount Double Check. Yeah, bleep that out.
Yeah, okay, bleep that out.

Speaker 4 But that is actually just encouraging people to drive poorly because they know that they'll be covered. Yeah.

Speaker 4 So there's no safe drivers when Aaron Rodgers is saying, hey, just buy this insurance and you can crash your car and we'll pay for it.

Speaker 5 It's actually,

Speaker 5 if you're encouraging people to purchase insurance, you're encouraging gambling.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 5 Which is bad.

Speaker 4 200 gambler. 200 gambler, but also.

Speaker 5 But he never says do it responsibly. Right.
Aaron Rodgers, to this day, has never said purchase insurance responsibly. He has not.

Speaker 4 Not to my knowledge.

Speaker 5 There are a bunch of youths out there that are going to think that purchasing insurance is fun and a way to invest their money and a safe way to

Speaker 5 make some money for retirement. Not always the case, guys.

Speaker 4 Remember that jackass when I can't remember which movie it was. Might have been just the show when they rented the car and got all the insurance and just fucked it up.
That was so awesome.

Speaker 4 Tried to retire. I was like, that is the coolest thing ever.
Those guys rule.

Speaker 5 Also, in the Monday Night broadcast, Favre, Brett Favre, I don't think he's alive. I think it was animatronic Brett Favre that we saw last night, like a Chuck E.
Cheese character.

Speaker 4 It was cool. Aaron Rodgers, not this part, Aaron Rodgers getting top 10 passing overall, but it was kind of cool that when it happened, you had three guys in the top 10 talking on a broadcast.

Speaker 5 I just thought Favre Favre definitely did not even have his computer monitor on. He's the kind of guy, he's like everyone's dad who just refers to the computer as being like my email.
Yeah.

Speaker 5 Like, come help me turn my email off.

Speaker 4 He even said, he's like, I didn't watch the first half. I was just trying to log on.

Speaker 5 Yeah. His screen is just clippy being like, hey, it looks like you're still trying to do your taxi.

Speaker 4 He was just screaming at everyone in his house, get off the phone. Yeah.

Speaker 4 Get off the phone. Get off the phone.
I got to go do this live stream.

Speaker 5 Yeah, Gronk was awesome, though. Yeah, he was.

Speaker 4 I don't think Gronk.

Speaker 5 I don't think Gronk knew he was on television. He just thought he was having a, like, he thought he was on chat roulette again.

Speaker 4 He really did.

Speaker 4 We were talking about it in the group text, but he really is

Speaker 4 the Manning's worst nightmare in terms of respecting the game because he's just like, yeah, I just get out there and I run and I'm better than everyone.

Speaker 4 They're like, what do you mean you don't watch team? Yep. This is crazy.
He's just so, he's so Gronk, and it's so great to see.

Speaker 5 I think he said he was playing cards actually during it.

Speaker 5 Probably up the river, down the river.

Speaker 4 Yeah. Asshole.
Yeah. Kings.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 Everyone seems to universally. I'm sober with Camille.
That's it. That's all they do.
Just the two of them. Sober.

Speaker 4 Everyone universally loves the Manning broadcast. I watched it for the second time last night.
My only thing is that it's good, but I feel like the regular broadcast is still better.

Speaker 4 Like when I'm watching the Manning broadcast, it just doesn't feel like a big game. It's casual and it's good, and the moments that come out of it are good.
But watching an entire game, I

Speaker 4 keep switching back to the regular broadcast. I agree.

Speaker 4 I have actually, so after we talked talked about it last week and I was like, this was incredible, I am stepping a half step back from my incredible take to, it's okay, because

Speaker 4 it is okay. I tune in every now and then,

Speaker 4 but I completely agree.

Speaker 4 If your team is playing, if it's a really big game, I think the traditional broadcast still trumps it because it's just human nature that if you are trying to follow along with what the Manning brothers are saying and watch the game, it's hard to do.

Speaker 4 So it's not even a knock on the Mannings. It's simply the fact that our brains are too small to follow two things at the same time.
And sometimes I like to hear the crowd, like that kind of stuff.

Speaker 4 Like it's good, but I feel like the regular broadcast is still better.

Speaker 4 For a game like last night, though, that was got a little out of hand in the second half, they're the perfect thing to flip over and be like, all right, let's see what they're talking about.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I liked him. I liked him a lot, but you're right.

Speaker 5 I would never watch like a Washington football team broadcast on that channel. I would never watch a game.

Speaker 5 Maybe I might watch an important game and go back and forth to the Mannings, but I don't think that that's not the audience that they're going for.

Speaker 5 I thought it made a game like last night a million times better, except for Peyton Manning. I'm an Eli stand now.
I don't know if you know that about me.

Speaker 4 You know, he's, I mean, I thought Peyton was actually kind of rude to Eli.

Speaker 5 He was. He was.
Eli looked very handsome last night. Did you notice that? Yes.
Eli is aged backwards. He looks like he's 10 years younger than he was when he was last in the league.

Speaker 4 He probably will show up for some of Arch Manning's recruiting visits. Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised.

Speaker 5 Where's Cooper?

Speaker 4 Cooper was at Georgia on Saturday. Okay.
Because that's Arch got,

Speaker 4 they went there, all the kids. It's, God bless the South.
God bless college football. We're going to have Sam Pittman in a second, but it was a bunch of college kids that had

Speaker 4 body painted a 16-year-old's name on their body. Love it.
I just love it. Wait, Georgia, guys?

Speaker 5 Georgia fans.

Speaker 5 And Georgia fans are the king of body paintings. Yes.
Do you remember that video?

Speaker 4 The Spurrier Spurrier, that visor's coming off. Yes.
No,

Speaker 4 it was a bunch of college kids that just had Arch Manning written out on their bodies. They had to get him there, yeah.

Speaker 4 Oh, wait. Yeah,

Speaker 4 I thought also the Manning broadcast, it is, and I think most of us watch Monday night football in the similar way, just sitting on the couch by yourself.

Speaker 4 But you can't watch that broadcast if you're with other people. That's the other thing.
No, no, it's not.

Speaker 4 Like, you wouldn't be able to watch it if you're with a group that is talking and conversing during the game because you really do have to extra focus.

Speaker 5 It's really a broadcast for the loneliest people in the world, right?

Speaker 4 Which Monday Night Football is pretty.

Speaker 4 Unless it's your team, I feel like people aren't gathering for a while. No, right.
That's what I'm saying. Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 5 Sunday night would probably be a disaster.

Speaker 4 If they ever tried to do it for Thursday night football, it wouldn't work. Right.
Like that kind of thing.

Speaker 4 But yeah, it's for the loneliest people and for sports media journalists to tweet about how incredible it is.

Speaker 4 That was my thing. Now it's taking a step back from incredible.

Speaker 4 I got swept up week one, hand up. I still like it.
No, I just went from, my grade went from incredible to good. Okay.
That's all. I love stuff.
I'll give you a good time.

Speaker 4 I was watching it and I was like, I feel like the media people are overhyping this because the entire time I was like, I kind of just want to switch back.

Speaker 4 And I eventually did because I was just like, I can't. The media people have to make my own decisions.
And I do this. My hand is up.

Speaker 4 We get swept up very quickly about anything that's new and maybe also anything that's Manning related.

Speaker 4 It's the perfect storm for media columnists to be like, this is the best thing that's ever happened because

Speaker 4 the new and the the Manning. I don't know who said this, so credit to you, whoever you are, but they were like,

Speaker 4 This just shows how good it is. Every single network needs to be thinking about doing this type of broadcast.
It was like, No, wait, how many Manning brothers are there?

Speaker 5 Right. Like, should they just be on every channel all the time? Yeah, because it's really you put Peyton on any broadcast and it's going to be good.
Yeah, he's a very, very good football analyst.

Speaker 5 He's just speaking off the top of his head and he says off the top of his considerable head for you know two hours at a time, and he's always entertaining.

Speaker 4 I, this is my hope for this is not that every

Speaker 4 you know, company does this. My hope for this is that Peyton Manning, it gets Peyton Manning the universal praise that he's looking for, maybe, and gets him into the booth.

Speaker 5 It would be because he would be so good in the booth, it'd be very funny, though, to see like uh, like Fox try to copy it. Like, we got the Dettmers, yeah, we got Ty Encoy, that would be cool.

Speaker 5 CBS has the McCowns, yes, why not?

Speaker 4 I would watch a Gronk broadcast, just I'd watch it belly swag Kelly, yeah, that would be sad, absolutely, Or swag Kelly Billy football. Yep.

Speaker 5 I do think that they're kind of using me at this point, though, on the broadcast.

Speaker 4 They 100%.

Speaker 5 I think that was the only tweet that they showed last night.

Speaker 4 Yeah, no, there's some producer at ESPN that's, we're going back in time, but they're like, you know what would be good? We got these pardon-my-take guys, but didn't get bars.

Speaker 5 But now they've got me over a barrel because, like, am I just not supposed to tweet about the broadcast anymore? Because I still like watching the broadcast.

Speaker 5 I feel like I have to kind of, because I've got a budding rivalry against Peyton Manning.

Speaker 4 Here's what you guys are doing.

Speaker 5 So I don't think that we can just throw that away. I think I need to go after Peyton a little bit harder.

Speaker 4 Start putting more curse words in it. That, and also do like hashtag barstool sports, hashtag pardon my take on every tweet on Monday Night Football.

Speaker 5 Maybe, you know what I might say?

Speaker 4 Go ahead. You want it? Let's see if you really

Speaker 4 take the Dell lies.

Speaker 5 I might just like put little things in there, little Easter eggs, like start every word in the sentence so it spells out fuck.

Speaker 4 Yeah. ESPN.
Yes, fuck ESPN.

Speaker 5 You fuck ESPN.

Speaker 4 Yeah, if you could do that, that would be sick. Okay.
Or just

Speaker 4 really, really put them to the test. This is a joke, though, for the ESPN producer that's 100% listening to you.
No, I'm kidding. Fuck you.
Yeah. No.

Speaker 5 Just do. Hank, don't do that yet.

Speaker 4 Do your tweets as, like, have your tweet about Peyton Manning and then underneath it, just be like, anyone else super horny, want to fuck a chick? Like, hashtag Barstool Sports.

Speaker 4 Like, all right, go ahead. You want to use our clout?

Speaker 5 Do it. You know what I might do?

Speaker 5 I might do a little, I might enlist the help of a good friend, memes, and do a Photoshop and put like a dick in the background of the picture, like the cover of the Little Mermaid.

Speaker 4 Yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 5 Might get a penis on ESPN too. Let's see.

Speaker 4 I mean, it'll be my

Speaker 5 penis on ESPN too.

Speaker 4 Why am I black

Speaker 4 on our boy's name? Who?

Speaker 4 The dead guy with the huge dick. Oh, Mr.
Wood. Wood.
Get Wood. Damn.
All right, let's talk a little college football. The dead guy with a huge dick.
The girl? Yeah,

Speaker 4 the worst part about that is that sentence made perfect sense. Like, it wasn't that you said it.
It was that we all were like, oh, Mr. Wood.

Speaker 4 That's a sign of the internet poisoning all of our brains, that we absolutely knew what you were saying as you were saying it. All right.
College football. Color update.

Speaker 4 Color update for the college football playoff. If they started the college football playoff today, my final four would be Georgia and Bama, which obviously not new colors, but Oregon and Penn State.

Speaker 4 New colors. Okay.
So that's our color update. That Penn State crowd on Saturday night was, I know that we, what did we give ourselves till Halloween? That we can be like, man, sports.

Speaker 5 Project back? No, no, we said it's going to be like a full year of different sports coming back for the first time.

Speaker 4 Okay, yes. But football was.

Speaker 5 That was the first whiteout.

Speaker 5 You're definitely allowed to overreact.

Speaker 4 I didn't. I didn't.
I just said it was electric, but it really, truly was like, man, I miss this so, so much.

Speaker 4 That game was incredible.

Speaker 4 And my other big note from the college football week three is we have now the potential to have a true chaos year that we haven't had in a very long time because Alabama got outplayed by Florida.

Speaker 4 They won, but they got outplayed.

Speaker 5 In the second half. The first half, Alabama looked pretty dominant.

Speaker 4 Florida ran all over them.

Speaker 4 All over them. In the second half.

Speaker 5 I think Alabama was up 21 to 3 or something like that when the game started.

Speaker 5 And it looked like it was out of hand at the beginning. And then the quarterback for Emery Jones, right?

Speaker 5 For Florida, he figured, like, hey, I should probably stop trying to pass the ball as much and use my feet. And that's winning time.

Speaker 4 That's winning time.

Speaker 4 I'd rather play well in the second half than the first. But yeah, they were very close.

Speaker 4 That was weird because Alabama, we thought going into that game, like, oh, they have the old school Alabama awesome defense. They got run on.
245 yards, run on.

Speaker 4 So Alabama, suspect. The SEC West is also really, really loaded, so it's going to be a gauntlet this year.
Oklahoma, suspect. Frauds.
Frauds. Ohio State, major suspect.

Speaker 4 Tulsa gave them a little bit of a game. And then you have Oregon, where the Pac-12 is maybe like after Oregon, they just,

Speaker 4 no one wants to win a game of consequence. Like Arizona State losing to BYU, Colorado getting like zero yards against Minnesota.
They all just keep shooting themselves in the foot. So

Speaker 4 I don't want to take Kirk Kirbstreet out for a stake, but Cincinnati, BYU, like

Speaker 4 this could be the chaos year we've been looking for for a very long time.

Speaker 5 Back to, what, 2007? 2007 and 2011, right? Was that the other year where shit got really nuts at the end?

Speaker 5 I'm rooting for a chaos year.

Speaker 4 Oh, and Clemson. I forgot to mention Clemson.
Clemson barely beat. I mean, they beat Georgia Tech, but that's a bad Georgia Tech team, and they struggled.

Speaker 5 So, yeah, the whole year, all the NCAA is sussed this year. Clemson, right now, 2-1, ranked number 9 in the AP.
So they're behind Cincinnati.

Speaker 5 But again, if you don't think think that Clemson is going to leapfrog Cincinnati,

Speaker 5 if they win convincingly in the cupcake games that they have in the ACC, they will leapfrog Cincinnati eventually. Yes.

Speaker 5 Ahead of Cincinnati, Iowa is suspect.

Speaker 4 Yeah, no, they've been dominant.

Speaker 5 I think that Iowa's.

Speaker 5 I don't think they're the fifth best team in the country.

Speaker 4 No, no, no, no, no. They've been dominant, though.
So you can't. I agree with you.
Their offense isn't very good. They've gotten a lot of good turnover luck.
I'm not saying a lot of pick sixes.

Speaker 4 I'm not not saying they're odds yet.

Speaker 4 As of right now, they have put together a very nice resume in terms of who they beat. They beat Iowa State at Iowa State, which is a big-time win.
Who they beat week one, I can't even remember.

Speaker 4 But they get credit because they have been very good.

Speaker 5 I do think that Oklahoma is big-time fraud. Yeah.
Big-time fraud. They just don't look good at all.
Like, Spencer Rattler was, he's got the name.

Speaker 5 I thought he was going to be great mostly just because of the name and because of all the hype that was behind him.

Speaker 4 Snake emoji.

Speaker 5 Snake emoji. I want

Speaker 5 the NCAA is a better place when Spencer Rattler would be a good quarterback because you get to say the words Spencer Rattler all the time.

Speaker 5 But he hasn't looked great, and I'm sure that a team's going to draft him a little bit too high.

Speaker 5 I'm also starting to buy back in on the fact that some team is going to draft Bo Nix in the second round.

Speaker 4 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 5 It's going to happen. Bo Nix.
And it's going to be a terrible decision.

Speaker 4 He really is. I mean, I bet against them because of Bo Nix, but

Speaker 4 he,

Speaker 4 I said it on Saturday night, his half of his passes really do look like he's playing for dude perfect, throwing into an invisible trash can somewhere 15 to 20 yards off the field.

Speaker 4 Like, he just throws these moonshots that his receivers don't even know what's going on. Yeah, I mean, I was on the money line for that one.
The fourth down and goal fade to the end zone. Awful call.

Speaker 4 Probably the worst football call I've ever seen. I'm not a football guy.
I don't know all the routes and all the schemes and things you can do in the red zone, but it was so, so, so, so, so bad.

Speaker 4 Between any other play, it would have been better. Between that and Emery Jones

Speaker 4 just holding on, like basically trying to carry his running back in, refusing to give it up on the read option, on the two-point conversion.

Speaker 4 Those were some tough end-of-game situations. But I'm ready for chaos.
I love

Speaker 4 watching it all break out. I really do.
And of course, this could now lead to having just the classic, you know, Oklahoma figures it out, Alabama, Clemson, Ohio State.

Speaker 4 But as we sit sit right now, after three weeks, no one's really that impressive outside of Georgia. Like, no one has really been...

Speaker 4 And Penn State, like, you know, quality wins over quality opponents looking good.

Speaker 5 Notre Dame might be good, too. No, they're not.

Speaker 4 Houston is going to beat them.

Speaker 5 You don't think Notre Dame's good? I think Notre Dame might be.

Speaker 4 They barely beat Toledo.

Speaker 5 That was two weeks ago?

Speaker 4 Yeah, and then they, I mean, they

Speaker 4 didn't, they covered against Purdue, but it wasn't like they blew him out. And they also barely beat a Florida State team that is now 0-3.

Speaker 5 I think they might be there at the end of the year.

Speaker 4 UH had a big bounce back. Notre Dame will lose to either Wisconsin or Cincinnati.
Hopefully Wisconsin. They've got a tough star course.

Speaker 5 Hank, how are you feeling about four Ohio State losses?

Speaker 4 I feel good. I mean, they barely beat Tulsa State.
Yeah, they didn't look good. No.

Speaker 4 Tulsa, you mean? Tulsa has a pretty good defense, but yes.

Speaker 4 But yeah, I was like, there was a chance they lost that game. That made me feel good about the rest of the season.

Speaker 4 If they barely beat Tulsa or whatever, they beat him by 20, but still, it was closer than it should have been.

Speaker 5 It was. It was very close, especially at halftime.

Speaker 5 I got a little bit scared watching that game. I was like, hashtag Hank was right.

Speaker 4 We'll see. A lot of football left, but I'm excited.
I'm excited. All right.
We got Sam Pittman coming up. Let's do hot seat cool thrown.

Speaker 4 And then we're going to get to Max Homa, then coach Sam Pittman.

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Speaker 4 Hank, your hot seat cool thrown. My hot seat is hot soup.
Whoa, coming through. Hot soup coming through.
So basically, Bitcat, you're on the hot seat. You kind of trademarked that saying.

Speaker 4 You made it popular. Well, you didn't trademark it, so that's why you're in the hot seat.
Tom Brady on Instagram yesterday used that caption.

Speaker 4 Well, I didn't create the saying, but yes, I popularized it. You popularized it.

Speaker 5 Is it, what is it, like a Midwest thing?

Speaker 4 I don't, it's, it's, I, I've heard it a few times. I don't think it's very popular.
I've also seen it on a couple. Someone showed me a

Speaker 4 cartoon that someone used it.

Speaker 4 I don't know. Either way, yeah, it's starting to gain some hot soup coming through.
Although Tom Brady probably did trademark it, didn't he? I don't know. He probably did.

Speaker 5 I don't think you're allowed. What kind of soups are even allowed on the TB12 diet?

Speaker 4 Not many.

Speaker 4 Gazpacho? No, that's all tomatoes. That's right, that's right.
That's a million percent tomatoes. I can never

Speaker 4 keep track of the TB12 of whether it's like you eat all the tomatoes in the world or none of the tomatoes. You eat all the avocados or none of the avocados.

Speaker 4 I think it's all the avocados, all the ivermectin, all the water,

Speaker 4 right? Yes. For scabies.

Speaker 5 For scabies, though.

Speaker 4 And bleach your asshole with the sun. Yes.
That's it. But Tom also has a podcast.
He's got to come on. He's got to come on the show.
Wait,

Speaker 4 there was like

Speaker 4 the sun. Okay.
Do you think you're tougher than the sun? The fucking sun?

Speaker 4 Because he got mad at ESBN. ESBN, fucking, ESBN's on the hot seat, too.

Speaker 4 ESPN F1 didn't credit us with the Daniel Carlos story. They just posted a

Speaker 4 tweet that was like,

Speaker 4 Danny Ricardo has confirmed that Netflix was following him from Monza. Just didn't say where he confirmed it.
And then, you know, I got involved. The AWS got involved.

Speaker 4 It started shitting down their throat. Two hours later, they replied to the tweet and was like, hashtag part of my take.

Speaker 4 Meanwhile, F1, like the main account, main Instagram account, posted the quote with great credit. So shout out to the real F1.
Yeah. Way more followers.
They're way more legit.

Speaker 4 Just classic ESPN being terrible journalists. I just want it on the record.
And then they had to pity credit us. Yeah, I want it on the record so people understand.

Speaker 4 We don't actually care about credit. It's not something that we're like, god damn it, credit us.

Speaker 4 We think it's very funny how far they go out of the way to make the font super small and all that stuff.

Speaker 4 So don't think they were ever mad, but it was funny that everyone shamed ESPN F1 into doing the follow-up tweet to our racing account.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I agree. I don't care.

Speaker 4 It is funny. It's legitimately funny.

Speaker 4 It's like a word search.

Speaker 4 Bad journalism.

Speaker 5 When bad journalism, Jake actually cares.

Speaker 4 Yes, Jake does care. Yeah, yeah, but we don't care.

Speaker 5 When Bleacher Report has a picture of a stadium and it uses one of our stories and then it's like a magic eye of the people in the stadium where if you stare at it long enough, the words PMT come out of it.

Speaker 4 It's like Jim Harbaugh gives us a quote and they do a maze-out stadium and then it and then the quote is in yellow. Part of my take is in yellow in the crowd.
But F1, shout out to F1.

Speaker 4 They had a great post, great credit, tagged us and everything. So shout out to them.
And they have like 15 million followers. So that was huge.
Fuck ESPN.

Speaker 4 My Cool Throne, and my point was that I saw Tom Brady got mad at them too for not crediting him from a story from his podcast.

Speaker 5 Yeah, Tom's getting into the game.

Speaker 4 Love it. Content game.
Come on the show, Tom. My Cool Throne is, I guess, me by virtue of Ben Simmons.

Speaker 4 I don't have to worry about Philly coming at me being a very hated person in Philly because Ben Simmons is now public enemy number one He said he's not gonna report to camp He doesn't plan on ever playing a game there ever again So he's not gonna be on the Sixers it seems like and he will be the most hated person I don't I mean I know there's been a lot of people a lot of hate from Philly thrown at a lot of people No in recent last what 10 15 years this has got to be number one.

Speaker 4 Yeah, it's I can't think of anyone else who who has really like just fucked the city of Philadelphia and then it's just like I hate that Nelson Aguilar maybe

Speaker 4 no he was right yeah Yeah, like he got traded.

Speaker 5 It's not even close.

Speaker 4 I didn't say I'm not reporting. It's not even close.

Speaker 5 Like, Ben Simmons, I don't understand what Ben Simmons is doing because, sure, he wants to be traded, but like,

Speaker 5 you stink right now. And so the first thing you should be doing is practicing.

Speaker 4 Right.

Speaker 5 It's like, imagine a firefighter that

Speaker 5 started. a dozen fires and threw cats up trees being like, you know what? I'm not coming into work until you guys pay me more.

Speaker 4 Yeah. Until you trade me.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's it's baffling.

Speaker 4 I still think he'd be good in the right spot. Yeah.
That's just me.

Speaker 4 That's me

Speaker 4 trusting draft picks. You know what? Trusting high draft picks.
You know what you're doing. If you're Carson Winston

Speaker 4 Ben Simmons. No, if you got drafted number one overall, you don't lose that.

Speaker 4 If the Celtics could get him without getting rid of Jalen Brown or Jason Tatum, like it'd be all three of them on the same team. I would love that.
And it would just be fun for him to be good.

Speaker 4 That That would be great. It would be awesome.

Speaker 5 You'd have to run out and get a Ben Simmons jersey immediately.

Speaker 4 Oh, I'd be the biggest Ben Simmons fan ever.

Speaker 4 I still kind of am just by virtue of Philly hating him. Like, we're kind of just brothers in arms.
What about Kyrie?

Speaker 5 Is Kyrie going to get.

Speaker 4 I heard a rumor. I think he's retiring.

Speaker 5 That he was going to retire if they were going to trade him.

Speaker 4 If they try to trade him, he will retire, which is a great rumor. He's basically retired already.
Gronk to die. He mailed him.
Yeah. Successfully.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 All right. Your hot seat, cool throw in PFT.

Speaker 5 Okay. My hot seat is the Carolina Panthers because it's Mills Mafia time.
Officially announced today, Adam Schefter said that Tarad is out with a hamstring, so it's going to be Davis Mills.

Speaker 5 I did a little bit of research on Davis Mills just so you have to be prepared and know a couple things about him.

Speaker 4 He was the number one recruit.

Speaker 5 He was the number one recruit out of high school in his class. Number one guy, that doesn't go away, big cat.

Speaker 4 Nope. Does not.

Speaker 4 Although it does, but no, it doesn't. Oh, shit.
What?

Speaker 4 Are the Saints at home this weekend? No, they're playing at the Patriots. Oh, okay.
Oh, that's good, because there's a fire on the Superdome roof. Oh, they're not even there.

Speaker 4 Period. How does the roof look? They're on the road for the first month this season.
That's bad. That seems bad.
Yeah, it doesn't look good.

Speaker 5 We don't need no water. Let that motherfucker burn.

Speaker 4 Yeah, fuck. Hot seat at the Superdome.
Okay. Yeah, keep going with Davis Mills fast.

Speaker 5 He has nine and a half inch hands.

Speaker 4 Okay.

Speaker 5 And he split starting time with KJ Costello at Stanford. Yep.

Speaker 4 He should have stayed an extra year at Stanford.

Speaker 5 He fucked me on a,

Speaker 5 I think it was against Cal in 2019. Yeah.
That's really all I got about Davis Mills.

Speaker 5 He looks like a low-sodium Daniel Jones.

Speaker 5 Like a diet version of Daniel. Oh, no, the Daniel Jones is too spicy for me.

Speaker 4 Yes. I do feel bad for guys who are number one.
in their position coming out of high school because that actually feels like most of the time it doesn't work out and they

Speaker 4 Jimmy Clausen bro you can't like walk around being like I was number one out of high school yeah like that's not people don't it's just different like if you get drafted number one overall in the professional league one you have money and two that's something you've got the you've got the picture of you in the suit on draft night with the commissioner yeah you've got a bunch of articles written about you by national media being like we'll see we can't wait to see how this guy plays and if you are number one coming out of high school and you don't amount to anything the follow-up question is what happened yes that sucks but but still, that's the most important thing that we can know about Millie football: he was the number one ranked.

Speaker 4 I kind of like that actually.

Speaker 5 Yeah, Millie Footboot. That sounded good.
Millie football.

Speaker 4 Mills Mafia mounted. Mills Mafia.

Speaker 5 Billy, you were ranked pretty high coming out of high school, too, right?

Speaker 4 Number one. No.
In my heart? No.

Speaker 5 If Billy had gone to Stanford, this could have been you.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 4 In my heart. Davis.

Speaker 4 Some kind of construction going on. All right, your cool throne?

Speaker 5 My cool throne is sexism.

Speaker 5 Sexism is back. It's on the cool throne because I don't know if you heard this in the news, but the Taliban didn't appoint any females to high-ranking cabinet positions.
What the fuck?

Speaker 5 So they're canceled.

Speaker 4 Damn.

Speaker 5 I regret to inform you that the Taliban is sexist. It would have been funny.

Speaker 5 No girl bosses.

Speaker 4 I'm canceling my vacation to Afghanistan. Afghanistan? Good.
Wow. I will, too.
I'll cancel yours as well. Thank you.

Speaker 5 You're going to really regret canceling that vacation.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I mean, in general, canceling vacations never good. It's tough, but I have morals.
I got to stand for something. Yeah, that's true.
That's true.

Speaker 4 All right, my hot seats is everyone on this podcast except possibly Jake. Quick straw poll.

Speaker 4 When was the last time all you guys went to the dentist?

Speaker 5 It was at the old office. Remember during March Madness when my mouth felt like it was on fire? Yeah.
And I went there and they're like, yeah, you have four wisdom teeth that are pressing on nerves.

Speaker 4 So what was that, 2017?

Speaker 5 Three years ago?

Speaker 4 Four years ago? Four years ago? Four years ago.

Speaker 5 10 years minimum from Bubba when I got my wisdom teeth out when was that

Speaker 4 two years ago okay Hank I was still living in Williamsburg so like three or four years ago yeah Jake I assume you went six months ago no two years but oh just made an appointment this morning for two weeks from now so that's momentum so I would I would uh after that straw poll I just I went today this is the first time I went in two years I Anyone who has not been there for more than three years just never go again.

Speaker 4 Ever. Okay.
Because they, she was, the dental hygienist was just ripping up my mouth. Blood everywhere.

Speaker 4 And she was like, if you did, if you came in every six months like you're supposed to, none of this would have happened. And I was like, well, what if I just never came in again?

Speaker 4 None of this would have happened. And she's like, yeah, that's also true.
So I think the rule is either go very often or never go again. Also, they ding me for a root canal that I need.

Speaker 5 You have any cavities?

Speaker 4 I have to get a root canal in my old root canal.

Speaker 5 Oh, that sucks. Yeah.

Speaker 4 And the dentist who I know

Speaker 4 actually said, this is a real quote conversation. He's like, you got to get a root canal in your root canal because it might get infected.
And I was like, what if I just never come back again?

Speaker 4 And he was like, the Dan Heron method, I wouldn't recommend that. And I was like, okay.
Okay. So, but I would recommend it to all of you after doing what I had to do today.
It is absolutely the worst.

Speaker 4 And apparently, if you don't go for a while, it's way, way worse. So anyone who's not gone to the dentist for over three years, just never go again.
Okay. You'll be good.

Speaker 5 Well, with mine, it's like I've got four wisdom teeth. And there's never a good time for me to get my wisdom teeth taken out.

Speaker 4 No.

Speaker 5 The only time that would be acceptable is like when you had your kid. Like a Thursday night, late night, would be the only time where I won't have to talk or show up for two days.

Speaker 5 But besides that, it's like I'm basically.

Speaker 4 It would be funny to do a show with you having your wisdom teeth out.

Speaker 5 Then I'm going to be a little bit more. It does suck.
But I'm not a drug guy. It does suck.

Speaker 4 It really does suck. So yeah, that is my hot seat.
Seriously, don't go to the dentist. Anyone listening to this right now, if you haven't been regularly, just give up.
Just give up.

Speaker 4 It's way better than having to do what I did today.

Speaker 5 You know how many of your ancestors survived without ever going to a dentist? Facts. Probably thousands of them.

Speaker 4 And listen,

Speaker 4 it's not a problem unless you go. Mm-hmm.
Like, I didn't know that I had an infection in my root canal until I went today. Yeah.
Ignorance is bliss.

Speaker 4 Uh, all right, my cool throne is Matt Nagy because I think actually now he's full clown car fun.

Speaker 4 So, I don't know if you guys saw, but he was asked, uh, reporter asked him, Is Andy Dalton still your starter if healthy? Matt Nagy said, That's something I'm not going to get into with Scheme.

Speaker 4 The reporter said, That's not Scheme. Matt Nagy said, Yes, it is.
So, he had a standoff.

Speaker 4 And then afterwards, he left his press conference. He finished his press conference.

Speaker 4 He sent someone from Bears PR back out to tell the reporters Andy Dalton is the team starting quarterback when he is healthy.

Speaker 4 That's Veep. He's doing Veep.
He had them go back and re-answer a question for him. Yeah.
So now it's just, now he's a clown card, he's funny, whatever.

Speaker 5 Can you delete all the articles that you've written already? And here's the update. Andy Dalton is the guy.

Speaker 4 Can you imagine doing that?

Speaker 5 Matt Nagy, there's no reason to just go around telling everybody that you see, hey, by the way, Andy Dalton's the guy. Yeah.

Speaker 4 Oh, I didn't ask.

Speaker 5 Like, he's the walking, sir. This is a Wendy's tweet.
Yes.

Speaker 5 Like, he actually would pull up to a fast food place, be like, let me get him McDouble, and also Andy Dalton's going to start for us when he's healthy.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I just imagine a scene later in the season, like a Friday night light scene, where Andy Dalton is laying on the trainer's table. His knee is mangled.

Speaker 4 Justin Fields looking so healthy and fresh and young and supple. And Matt Nickey comes over to Andy Dalton's like, can he go? Doctor's like, I may never walk again.

Speaker 4 The question was, can he go? They shoot him up. I get him out there so he can play.
Look at me in the eye.

Speaker 5 I made the man a promise.

Speaker 4 That's gonna happen. It's a fucking clown car.
So I appreciate him at least getting to the funny part.

Speaker 4 Because there is that, we've talked about it many times. If your team is going to suck, at least have it be fun and entertaining in a weird, stupid, like clown circus way.

Speaker 4 And I think we're approaching that very.

Speaker 5 So the only thing that makes me think it's not quite at clown level yet is just that Nagy seems too sad all the time.

Speaker 5 He seems like just a depressed individual, which is, it's tough to be like, oh, it's a clown. Yeah.
I need him to be a little bit more goofy. Yeah.
Like Mike McCarthy, when he fucks things up.

Speaker 4 Put on a clown nose.

Speaker 5 Yeah, he is a clown.

Speaker 4 Yes.

Speaker 5 Matt Nagy, at least, yeah, like get hit in the face with a pie. Yeah.
Or dunk your head in some salts.

Speaker 4 Or a ball. Have Annie Doll hit you in the face with a ball.

Speaker 5 There you go. Wear giant shoes.

Speaker 5 I still maintain, by the way, to this day that the best thing that you can do if you're a sideline reporter is have footage get leaked of you getting hit in the head with a ball. Yes.

Speaker 5 And then you instantly become likable. It's like, oh, it's that person that got hit with a football.

Speaker 4 Yeah, or smoked, yeah.

Speaker 5 That and a broadcaster is catching foul balls behind the

Speaker 4 close. Very handy one.

Speaker 4 All right, Jake, your hot seat cool thrown.

Speaker 5 My hot seat is Saquon Barklet. He was tailgating with Penn State students over the weekend playing beer pong, and he was very bad.

Speaker 4 Oh!

Speaker 5 So that went viral. I think I'd probably rather have, if I was a coach, I'd rather have my player be really bad at beer pong than like excellent at beer pong.

Speaker 4 Yeah, no, that's simple.

Speaker 4 That's simple athleticism and like hand-eye coordination.

Speaker 5 But you could maybe be too strong for that tiny little ping-pong ball.

Speaker 4 Like if he fumbled a ping-pong ball in a video, you know, you have hundreds of cameras around you.

Speaker 5 It's going to go viral one way or another.

Speaker 4 Remember the NFC championship game when Adrian Peterson took a picture eating french fries before? Yep. And then he fumbled? Like if he did.

Speaker 4 If he fumbles, yeah, that's going to come back to haunt him.

Speaker 5 And my Cool Thrones Bill's Mafia. So they're shooting a commercial for Amazon, and they're asking for fans.
$1,200 for a day's worth of work if you want to jump through a table.

Speaker 5 Are you simping for Jeff Bezos now?

Speaker 4 No.

Speaker 5 That sounded a little sick. Simply providing context.

Speaker 4 Okay.

Speaker 4 By the way,

Speaker 4 Billy is firmly on Jeff Bezos' side with everything because we walked to that, when we went to Davin Buster's, which was fantastic, by the way. Shout out David Buster's, the greatest place on earth.

Speaker 4 Ding, ding, ding. Check out the Wow Wall.
We walked into a mall that was semi-empty. It was abandoned.

Speaker 4 And Billy was just like, this is going to be the sickest Amazon fulfillment ever.

Speaker 5 So I was just realizing real estate trends. Yeah, Billy, you were connecting Dotch, Poland.

Speaker 5 But go to David Buster. Billy was like, crazy how the pandemic has only benefited Jeff Bezos.

Speaker 4 All right, Billy, your hot seat.

Speaker 5 No, no, real quick for Jake's thing, because Jake is right. They're trying to pay Bill's mafia.
Member, what, $1,200? Yes.

Speaker 5 For a day's worth of work doing something that you would have done anyways, getting thrown through a table. I love it.
So Jake will have all the relative information, relevant information about that.

Speaker 4 Yes. Supporting the economy, too.

Speaker 5 My hot seat's Joey Chestnut.

Speaker 4 Uh-oh.

Speaker 5 He recently competed in a Cincinnati Oktoberfest Bratwurst eating competition, and he likes sausages. He won,

Speaker 5 but he was very closely almost beaten by Mickey Sudo, who was the women's Nathan's hot dog eating champion. Oh, wow.
So he ate 66.

Speaker 5 She ate 66, but think about this. The closest person to get to him in the hot dog eating contest was like he was 72.

Speaker 5 and the next person was like 45, which is like a 23 or whatever.

Speaker 5 And

Speaker 5 when you divide, it's like this was closer, right?

Speaker 4 It's a different sport, though, dude.

Speaker 5 It's a different sport, but the Bratwursts are bigger. But the funny thing is, Mickey Sudo only ate 45 hot dogs for the Nathan's hot dog eating contest.

Speaker 5 So she was able to eat way more Bratwurst, even though they're bigger. So she, like, you know, if we're looking at trends, Joey Chestnut might get knocked off this next

Speaker 5 hot dog eating contest. I'm just saying, okay.

Speaker 4 By a woman?

Speaker 5 Yeah, that's why he's on the hot seat.

Speaker 4 Okay.

Speaker 5 Why? Is his reign over?

Speaker 4 Okay.

Speaker 5 Because, you know, he might get beaten July 4th

Speaker 5 if these trends are correct. The Taliban could learn a lot from Major League Eating about inclusivity.

Speaker 5 That's all I'm going to say. I'm just saying sats.

Speaker 4 Okay.

Speaker 5 In my cool throne is Belijek Warlock Magic. So Peyton Manning also thought that Belichick was still

Speaker 5 bugging his locker room while he was playing, and he said that on the broadcast.

Speaker 5 So, you know,

Speaker 5 was the Jets' locker room bugged? How is Zach Wilson exploited?

Speaker 5 But, you know, these are the things that you learn in Sun Tzu Art of War.

Speaker 4 Yeah, hate us because Aeneas Peyton's still mad because we beat him every time, except for when he's on the Broncos. But that was because of the altitude.
Didn't account for the air.

Speaker 4 Okay, thank you, Billy. Yeah.
That's good. So Zach Wilson might be bugged and

Speaker 4 bugged him. That is definitely when I was talking about earlier.
There is my other, like, the whole media, you know, was sucking the Manning brothers off. You just hate them?

Speaker 4 I don't hate them, but there's an element to that where it's just like, it's kind of like, at any moment, they're going to bring up the Super Bowls and I'm going to flip the channel.

Speaker 4 So it's like, why even, why even, why even set myself up for that? I love it. You're just, you're, you're not, you're pre-triggered at all times with the Manning.
But I thought they pre-triggered.

Speaker 4 I think you're good with that.

Speaker 4 Yeah. I don't want to relive those memories.
Yeah, and they definitely will.

Speaker 5 They always do bring it up.

Speaker 4 Yeah. you would too if you won a Super Bowl.

Speaker 4 All right, let's get to our interviews. We've got Max Homa.
Before we do, Max Homo, we got a quick word, actually, from someone that he mentioned.

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Speaker 5 Now here's Max Homa.

Speaker 4 Okay, we now welcome on our very good friend. It is Max Homa.
We have a deal. It's in his contract that anytime he wins a tournament, whether it's real or fake,

Speaker 4 he comes on pardon my take that week. So he did win a tournament this week.
Congratulations.

Speaker 4 Was it real? Fortnite Cup. Was it real?

Speaker 7 Yes, it was real. It did look a lot like Fortnite.

Speaker 7 And it is right before the Ryder Cup. And

Speaker 4 NFL Sunday.

Speaker 4 NFL Sunday. That was the part that made me think it was fake because we were watching NFL Sunday, and to Hank's credit, he's like, Max is maybe going to win this thing.

Speaker 4 And we put on the TV and we watched you. And the whole time we're like, this isn't a real tournament.
But then you win, and it's like, oh, he gets a million plus.

Speaker 4 So congratulations on winning the Fortnite Cup

Speaker 4 during the NFL season.

Speaker 7 Yeah,

Speaker 7 it's tough going against the NFL.

Speaker 7 I even looked at the

Speaker 7 ticket prices, and like Saturday was like 70 bucks, and Sunday was 30. And I was like, I have a feeling that has something to do with football being on.

Speaker 7 But, you know, even if we had to do it in the background, not on TV,

Speaker 7 I'm going to count it as a real, a real golf tournament.

Speaker 5 Yeah, if the check cashes, I think it counts as being the official win. So

Speaker 5 I guess, well, you claim that it's a, it's a real tournament. The field, what was the field like? A real strong field at the Fortnite Invitational right before the Rodriguez?

Speaker 7 Number one player in the world played. So how can you do better than that there, PFT?

Speaker 4 Is that you? Are you

Speaker 4 in the whole world? Are you number one?

Speaker 7 No, John Rahm.

Speaker 4 Oh, John Rom. I saw Flyplay, too.

Speaker 5 I also saw that, Max, you are currently number one in the FedEx point standing.

Speaker 4 Yeah, that's...

Speaker 7 You just got to win, stay there for the rest of the

Speaker 7 year, which should be pretty easy. And yeah, just a cool 18 million bucks.

Speaker 5 You've done the hard work, which is getting out into the lead. So now you just got to keep you got to keep distance right now.

Speaker 7 Yeah, I always feel anytime I've ever bet on a horse, anytime my horse was out front early, they got absolutely smoked. So

Speaker 7 I've got to figure out a new strategy.

Speaker 5 You want us to call in bomb threats on a weekly basis to every tournament so there's never another tournament played and you win?

Speaker 7 We could talk about that offline. Hank might need to cut it.
But yeah, I mean, that's a, you know, I like the thing tick.

Speaker 4 I'll do it. Yeah, we'll cut it.
No, it was Fortnite bombs. We're talking about Fortnite.
It's, you know, however, whatever major, yeah.

Speaker 4 Phil was playing.

Speaker 4 So that really, that really, you just need to make sure every tournament you play in, like, either Phil or Tiger when he comes back, one of those guys, because then it doesn't really matter.

Speaker 4 It's just like, oh, Phil was there. It's a real tournament.
When someone said that, I was like, you know what? That checks out. Max won a real tournament.
This counts.

Speaker 7 I like that. Yeah, yeah.
You just have to have, you got to check the field, make sure there's at least one name where you can kind of lean on and say, okay, yeah.

Speaker 7 With you guys, it's like Brooks or Colin or Will was, hey, Will was there.

Speaker 4 Oh. So, I mean, it's a big event.
Now, I got to ask the real important question. You shaved your mustache.
You looked,

Speaker 4 I loved your mustache. It looked like you were wearing a disguise when we turned on the TV and you hit a putt.
And someone's like, oh, shit, Max just hit a putt. I looked up.

Speaker 4 I was like, wait, where is he? Oh, that's him. You look like Bobby Valentine in the dugout.
But that was an awesome mustache. What are you doing? You won with the mustache and then you shave it.

Speaker 8 So

Speaker 7 there's a lot of thought that went into it. You, a mustache man yourself, big cat,

Speaker 7 you probably went through this phase, but at some point there was like this sweet spot on like Monday or Tuesday where I really liked it. Like I actually thought I looked handsome.

Speaker 7 And then there was this part that started about Thursday where I hated it and I looked. I saw your guys post Italian or Pervert and I was really,

Speaker 7 if I had to wrestle that question myself, I wasn't really loving my look anymore. But my dad is a big Steelers fan.
And growing up,

Speaker 7 he always would tell me this story about, I think it was Neil O'Donnell shaved his beard before the Super Bowl against the Cowboys and they got dusted.

Speaker 7 And so I've always been scared to ever change up my facial air during the week of a tournament. And I could not wait till Monday to shave.
And I had kind of forgot Sunday.

Speaker 7 that it was on my face and I had to do like this selfie video for the

Speaker 7 PJ tour or whatever. And I like flip it on and I'm like, oh no, like is in every picture.
Like, you look absolutely awful. Some people can pull it off.

Speaker 7 I decided I just look, I look incredibly creepy and not good.

Speaker 4 I thought you look great. And you just got to power through those like those moments of self-doubt.
I mean, it's been many years for me.

Speaker 4 Yeah,

Speaker 7 the nose-tickling thing, dude. It was like going right up my nose.

Speaker 4 Yeah, but then you, I, if you just power through and you get like a month into having a mustache, it just becomes a part of you. You can never lose it.

Speaker 4 I mean, sometimes I rock the full beard, but I like having a mustache. I don't know.
It feels like

Speaker 7 it's very easy for me to grow hair, so it doesn't take all that long. So if I ever like change this up, it just takes like three days to get back.
So

Speaker 7 I'll kind of workshop it.

Speaker 4 The way I would describe it is you're never naked with a mustache. Like you go somewhere, you got your mustache with you.
It's like bringing a buddy.

Speaker 7 You just say the word naked with a mustache. Like that's really creepy.

Speaker 4 Yeah, maybe.

Speaker 4 But I think if you show up and you got a mustache unless you are someone who's trying to maybe commit crimes it's like oh that's the yeah it might be but that's the mustache guy like i don't know it you just always have something it's it's like something in your back pocket it's just nice you know what i mean you have a fallback like like mace or chloroform you have something to talk about

Speaker 5 you're making it creepy not me i think i think you're too much into your own head on the mustache you're not a mustache guy yet i think big cat's right if you just kind of live with it for a while right you you it kind of takes over you.

Speaker 5 Right. It becomes a part of your body.
And then it gets into your brain, and then it'll get rid of all those negative thoughts that you have about the mustache.

Speaker 7 Wow, this mustache is very, it's a strong-minded mustache.

Speaker 5 Yeah, no, let the mustache take over your body like a

Speaker 4 parasite. Yeah.

Speaker 4 Yeah,

Speaker 4 you become the mustache. The mustache becomes you.

Speaker 4 All right, so

Speaker 4 you got 1.2. Has it cashed yet? No, has not.
What?

Speaker 5 Are you still doing the thing where you refresh your bank bank account?

Speaker 7 I did not. No.

Speaker 4 Can you check?

Speaker 7 Yeah.

Speaker 4 I'll try. All right.
Let's see.

Speaker 5 One of these days it's going to happen.

Speaker 4 I also, how many wins will you be like,

Speaker 4 oh, like, I'm good. I've done it.

Speaker 7 No, it hasn't.

Speaker 7 Damn, it hasn't cashed.

Speaker 7 Like, done, like, just been, like, be happy? Like, be over it?

Speaker 4 No, not over it. I guess it's a really probably a bad question.

Speaker 4 Like, I'm so rich. No, yeah, Or just like,

Speaker 4 I guess how many wins before you're, you've like really, really arrived? You are, you have arrived, right? Like, you've won three times on the tour. That's significant.

Speaker 4 There's, there's, it's probably, if you did the history of the PGA tour, there's not many people who've won, you know, three or more tournaments. But is there, what's the next level? Is it like...

Speaker 4 I guess I don't know golf well enough, but what's the next level that you're going for that you're like, all right, if I can get it to this level, like, holy shit.

Speaker 4 Now, now Max Homa is someone people talk about in major tournaments, not just, oh, Max was here on Thursday and Friday. That was cool.

Speaker 7 I think

Speaker 7 on Thursday and Friday.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 7 I need to get to that Saturday. I'll go start making myself like a little trophy and like cashing 10 bucks into my account if I if I make these cuts more in the majors.

Speaker 7 I honestly think just from like watching

Speaker 7 sports on TV or whatever, I think

Speaker 7 the next step truly is playing well in majors. I think you like kind of skip to that.

Speaker 7 I won, you know, two pretty big events, and then I, you know, I won this one that obviously uh is being debated as a real, a real golf tournament, not by us, not by us, not by you, by just by people.

Speaker 7 Uh, but three, you know, three is a three, I feel like is uh, you know, you win one, it could be a fluke, you win two, it's getting harder to argue and win three.

Speaker 7 It's like, well, it's not a fluke, but you do need to play well in the in the four biggest events of the year. Um, you know, you look at the best players in the world, uh, that's kind of what they do.

Speaker 7 So, I guess that would be the next big jump. Uh, but yeah, I don't know.
I feel like the winning regular tour events, at least I've proven I could do it.

Speaker 7 Uh, I mean, I read that Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson,

Speaker 7 Brooks Kebga, Justin Thomas, they've all won three PJ tour events, which means I'm in really great company. Um, you know, you know, so that's a way to spin it.

Speaker 7 Uh, but I also have like two made cuts in majors, so I gotta gotta boost that.

Speaker 5 I think you'll know that you finally made it once we start having the debate. Like, I don't think Max Homa can win the big one.
You know,

Speaker 5 once you get to like the Sergio Garcia level, where everybody's just like, you know what, Max, pretty good golfer when it's not a major tournament.

Speaker 4 We'll see if he can get...

Speaker 5 Once you have a monkey on your back, you're almost any place.

Speaker 5 You got to find a monkey and you got to take a picture and put it up on Instagram and be like, I'm trying to get the monkey off my back.

Speaker 5 You know, everyone always says Max Homa doesn't show up in the major tournaments.

Speaker 7 These pod this podcasting thing, man, like this is amazing because before this, you only could ever talk to somebody about when they did have the monkey on their back.

Speaker 7 But now we're actually talking about finding the monkey and getting it on your back. And then we're going to talk about getting it off your back.
I like that.

Speaker 4 You got to get the monkey on.

Speaker 5 Yeah, you got to get it on before you can get it off.

Speaker 4 It's phases.

Speaker 4 You have to make the cut. I think it goes make the cut on majors consistently.

Speaker 4 I think then it's the the phase of, hey, Max doesn't have a tea time. It's 6.30 a.m.
on Saturday in Augusta.

Speaker 4 Then it's, can he get the monkey off his back? Then we win.

Speaker 7 Then we win. I like that.
That's a good, yeah.

Speaker 7 I think a big one, too, is like when you look at like Vegas lines, if my, and I know you like this bet, big cat, if my major, uh, at major championships, if my made cut prop bet isn't too close to 110,

Speaker 7 uh, that would be a good sign of like, yeah, we're starting to believe in the kid.

Speaker 4 Yeah, no, I bet it a bunch

Speaker 4 you don't make those cuts.

Speaker 4 But, you know, we've been down this road. It's nice to be, it's nice for you to be able to be a fan of these guys on the weekend.
It's amazing.

Speaker 7 I can't, like, the Ryder Cup this week. Can't wait to watch.

Speaker 4 Oh, did you?

Speaker 4 Has anyone reached out being like, hey, maybe be ready?

Speaker 7 Yeah, Xander Shoffley's Caddy.

Speaker 4 Okay.

Speaker 4 How many steps away is that from actually somebody with power?

Speaker 7 Yeah, I mean, that's pretty close. He's closer than me.
He texts me and goes, I'm not really sure.

Speaker 7 He goes, I haven't heard anything negative about Brooks's wrists, but he goes, just so you know, if he does happen to not be able to play, I'm going to make a big push for you.

Speaker 4 Oh, wow. I was like, thanks.
Thanks, Austin.

Speaker 5 When was the last time that you played team golf?

Speaker 7 I played like the Walker Cup, which is. the amateur version of the Ryder Cup when I was in college.
So that was, I mean, it was for Team USA. so it was

Speaker 7 awesome. But yeah,

Speaker 7 it's been a while.

Speaker 4 Now, I don't want to get you into any

Speaker 4 of our other beefs in the golf world, but I would like your opinion on something.

Speaker 4 I saw a tweet today that Bryson and Brooks did have dinner together because they're on the Ryder Cup, and that Bryson teased something fun coming soon.

Speaker 4 What could that be?

Speaker 7 Oh, man, it could be a lot of things.

Speaker 7 If he means between them two, I'm not particularly sure. I was kind of thought in the back of my head that maybe Bryson would caddy for Dave at that big match you guys have.

Speaker 7 But if you are asking me, then I imagine that's not it.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I don't know. Something about Bryson saying.

Speaker 7 What Bryson just

Speaker 7 meant that,

Speaker 7 you know.

Speaker 7 I honestly don't know. I don't really know what they could do that they would have fun, you know, both of them do it.

Speaker 5 Hearing Bryson sees something like a little special fun thing we got in store. It's like hearing your assistant principal be like, We're going to have a little fun if you guys enjoy yourself.

Speaker 5 Yeah, and it's like he's going to play like a Garth Brooks record for the last 15 minutes of class. He's

Speaker 7 maybe it's Bryson is going to teach Brooks

Speaker 7 about physics, and Bryson thinks it's really fun, and Brooks is just going to do it out of the kindness of his heart.

Speaker 4 I think I immediately just went to like, Bryson's probably got like a

Speaker 4 black and white video of him at the Ryder Cup, just him.

Speaker 4 It's a team event, but it's just Bryson, like a little documentary that's 35 minutes long of just slow-mo shots of him walking around Aaron Hills, and that's something fun.

Speaker 4 For someone, that would be something fun. I don't know who, but someone would have fun with that.

Speaker 7 Yeah, I imagine you guys would have fun with that.

Speaker 4 Yeah, that's true. You know what? That would be fun for us.

Speaker 5 But in a different way, he edits himself into saving Private Ryan and then makes everybody on the team watch it.

Speaker 4 Yes.

Speaker 4 That's something fun.

Speaker 4 That's something fun.

Speaker 5 Let's go USA.

Speaker 4 So wait, when is the sea? So the season started? When did the season end?

Speaker 4 Like a week and a half ago.

Speaker 4 Okay. So that's the fake tournament part.

Speaker 7 If they don't want you to forget golf is a thing, so they just shove it right back in your face.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 7 That's the part that was hard to wrap your brain around is, hey, the season, it's just...

Speaker 7 It would be amazing if that happened in any other sport because LeBron and a bunch of the NBA players were kind of complaining this year about how you know the season was starting up too quickly and it was like a month or two later we had like I barely got home I didn't even unpack from like the end of the season and just kind of ran it back so yeah um but yeah first event of the season so it's like winning on uh winning like sweeping uh the first series of the season

Speaker 7 uh and yeah you're just kind of like you know i gotta i gotta uh be super act like you know i was rusty but i shook off the rust i got my body right in those eight days.

Speaker 4 Best shape of your life. Yeah.

Speaker 7 Yeah. Best shape of my life.

Speaker 4 We need a whole diet.

Speaker 5 We need the on-pace guy to show up. We need to be like, Max Home is on pace for 34 tour wins this season.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 7 Yeah. Yes.

Speaker 7 Jake can get on that. He's the research guy.

Speaker 4 I'm on pace for a billion dollars. There you go.
He's got that.

Speaker 7 And a cut made at the Masters.

Speaker 4 Let's not get crazy.

Speaker 5 Was there any extra motivation going into it, knowing that you didn't want to lose in a playoff against a guy named Maverick McNeely?

Speaker 7 I didn't think about that, but yeah, yeah, that would have been tough.

Speaker 5 80s villain name.

Speaker 7 Yeah, that's a,

Speaker 7 he has a name of a villain. He's maybe like the nicest kid ever.

Speaker 7 He should be way like cockier and cooler because he, as far as like his, like, you know, he should be a very scary guy because he's got the name and he was like a badass in college.

Speaker 7 So yeah, when you see the name, it doesn't fit

Speaker 7 his body because he just like smiles at you and he's like a nice guy. Maverick McNeely is like the

Speaker 7 like someone from diehard or some maniacal

Speaker 7 bad dude. But yeah, I just didn't want to go to a playoff again because I felt like I kind of overexhausted my luck in those.
And

Speaker 7 yeah, I just kind of wanted to get the thing over with and get on my flight home.

Speaker 4 Did you, did you, when you hit that putt that you walked off?

Speaker 4 Has that ever gone the other way on you? Like in a tournament where you started, because that was cocky. Now

Speaker 4 it was very cocky, like it wasn't, you hit it. You probably, it was probably still about five feet away from going in.

Speaker 5 We call that sauce on the tour.

Speaker 4 You just knew it, though, right? You just knew it.

Speaker 7 Yeah, I kind of knew it. Um,

Speaker 7 I don't know. Uh, it was cocky.
I've never, so here's the thing: I haven't been in that position enough times to have messed that up. So, like, where I start walking and then it misses.

Speaker 7 I have done it in like 50th place a lot of times, 60th place, even 70th place, even.

Speaker 7 So, I've messed that up a lot, but then there's no camera on you, and like, no one will ever know that I, I cocky walked it and still missed.

Speaker 7 Um, at that moment, uh, things were going pretty, pretty good.

Speaker 7 Uh, I kind of felt like even if it uh, if I started walking, it might add to the chances of it going in because you know, even as mean as golf gods are, they don't want to see a kid with the ugly mustache get completely embarrassed on TV.

Speaker 7 He's already doing a little bit to himself. So, um, yeah, I don't know.
I don't usually do much uh cocky stuff, but at that, at that moment, it felt right.

Speaker 4 It was cocky. Like, I said out loud, I was like, wow, that was a fucking cocky thing for a guy who's made his, like, half of his living roasting people on Twitter, because that's the other element.

Speaker 4 Like, if that doesn't go in, that's just forever.

Speaker 4 Yeah, that's not good.

Speaker 4 That would not have been good. Yeah.

Speaker 5 I think another way to ask the question that Big Cat was asking earlier about like when you've made it would be,

Speaker 5 when do you become Max, the pretty good golfer, and not Max, Max, the guy who's pretty fun to follow on Twitter?

Speaker 7 I honestly am starting to think that's just never going to go away.

Speaker 4 Yeah, probably not.

Speaker 7 I think I need to delete the whole thing.

Speaker 7 It is, it is a tough thing to swallow. Everybody, like, I meet these people in real life, you know, and they're like, oh, Max, hey, I love you on social media.

Speaker 4 I'm like, yeah, like, sweet. You got to start sucking at Twitter.

Speaker 5 You got to just start retweeting all the people that are like, I'm giving away $5 million to somebody who retweets. Just like ruin your feed, and then you'll become Max the decent golfer.

Speaker 4 I think the answer is actually the same. It's you got to be like competitive on a Sunday in a major, and then it goes away.
Because you know how you get that bump in golf?

Speaker 4 If a guy's in the conversation on a Sunday in a major, he now becomes somewhat of a national name. You know what I mean? People, I think you have more popularity already, but

Speaker 4 it changes how people perceive someone.

Speaker 4 So the answer of how making it is all of that rolled into one. You need to be in the mix on

Speaker 4 a Sunday in Augusta.

Speaker 7 I'm also struggling in a good way, but if we're talking about being Max is a pretty good golfer, I have another jump after the Twitter thing is that you guys have, you guys probably don't know this, but you guys have like a very popular podcast and people really like love you guys.

Speaker 7 And every golf tour right now, it's either, you know, roast my swing, people yell at me, or, hey, Max, Big Cat actually loves you. And, you know, PFT is said he's watching.

Speaker 7 Like, that's what I get also more of. And like, I had two kids, two dudes show up to the golf tournament this week on Saturday, I think, in shirts with writing on it saying we are homosexuals.

Speaker 4 And

Speaker 7 like, it was, it was as cool as can be. But the problem is, is I'm like battling this Twitter thing, then, you know, the number one sports podcast in the world.

Speaker 7 And then my own, you know, kind of shortcomings in major so this is a this is a long a long uh hill to climb uh so i'm hoping for that but you know i get hey when are you going on part of my take let me know when you're on part of my take and i'm like hey like they got peyton manning on that thing pretty recently and like now big cat's friends with aaron rodgers so i think you know no i'm not i'm not really

Speaker 4 you a guy no i'm not no i'm not he likes you the whole fucking cow thing uh no i mean i we appreciate you saying that i we love having you on so you just got to keep winning i actually had one last question about it because, well, just let me aside.

Speaker 4 If anyone ever yells, Big Cat actually is rooting for you, just know that they're lying. Oh, I know.
Yeah, okay, good.

Speaker 4 Unless I bet on you, then I am rooting for you, and I do bet on you.

Speaker 4 Do you think you have trouble playing on the road? Because now, two out of three of your wins have happened in California, your home state.

Speaker 7 Yeah, I do. I must.

Speaker 7 It's like, I get, I play real well on the West Coast and real shitty in the middle of the season.

Speaker 7 But that's, you know, that's growth. It's just,

Speaker 7 I don't know. I like, I like the,

Speaker 7 I've only won on the two coasts. So some people are saying I'm a coastal elitist.

Speaker 7 I need to be earshot of an ocean, of an ocean. So.

Speaker 4 The John Deere. You need to win the John Deere.

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Speaker 4 PFT, do you have a last question?

Speaker 5 Yeah, I was just going to say, like, when it comes to the mustache, what you have to do is you have to start growing it like six days, seven days before every tournament.

Speaker 5 So that way it's not like uncomfortable by the end. You can't turn your back on the mustache after you win with the mustache.
You're a mustache guy now, Max. It's not really up to you.

Speaker 7 It isn't up to me. My wife just walked by and said it only takes me one day.

Speaker 7 She also, now that she's outside and doesn't know, I'm saying this, we were at dinner last night with a couple friends and they were like, why did you shave the mustache?

Speaker 7 And she didn't know that the term manscaped isn't for the face.

Speaker 7 So she said, you know, I just need to, if I have the mustache, I need to do a better job of manscaping.

Speaker 7 Trying to explain to her that's not that's not the correct use of the term.

Speaker 4 Yeah, you putting from the rough?

Speaker 4 Nice. Got it.
Oh, man.

Speaker 7 So, yeah, so that was

Speaker 7 a tough scene.

Speaker 7 Can I ask you guys a question?

Speaker 4 Yeah, sure. Of course.
It'll be. How close are we, PFT, seeing your eyeballs? What is it? Oh.
How close are we to seeing PFT's eyeballs?

Speaker 5 We're pretty close. I think we're like, I don't know, 20,000 subscribers away.

Speaker 4 We're going to do a sub-authon.

Speaker 5 We need all the help. We're doing a sub-authon on Thursday night.
It's the Texans Panthers game. So, I mean, that's going to have a massive audience already, I can tell.

Speaker 7 They might get 20,000 people watching just that game.

Speaker 5 Yeah, Davis Mills and Sam Darnold,

Speaker 5 just like, you know, Raven Steelers, legendary rivalry.

Speaker 7 Very similar.

Speaker 5 So we're close. We're getting there.
But I don't know if people.

Speaker 5 I've gotten some more feedback recently that some people don't want to see the freak eyes.

Speaker 4 Yeah. Really?

Speaker 5 Yeah, some people don't. But you know what?

Speaker 5 They're coming.

Speaker 7 Do you really have to take, do you have to take put like be aware of where a camera at least at work?

Speaker 4 Like you don't have them on all day?

Speaker 5 That's what the biggest pain in the ass is. It's like I always have to be aware of when somebody's shooting something for like TikTok or for one of the like social media accounts that we run here.

Speaker 5 And then I either have to hide in the background and like hit the deck or find some sunglasses to put on or worse if they do a take and I'm in the background without sunglasses, I have to like apologize to them and they have to decide whether or not they want to reshoot it.

Speaker 4 It's a big thing. Maybe that's the answer.
Is that you? we don't even make a big deal of it. You just start being in the background of everything without sunglasses on.
I could do that.

Speaker 4 Because then that could ease people in. I could do that.
Yeah. You know what I mean? It's like you decide whether or not, like, you know, I don't know.

Speaker 7 And then we get, and then we can get Zoom, Twitter, and Zoom, Instagram.

Speaker 4 They all

Speaker 7 find the background, you know, the little things.

Speaker 4 Yeah, they all think that they've gotten some like big thing. And it's like, well, PFT already said that he was not going to wear glasses in the background anymore.
Yeah. That's not

Speaker 5 a bad idea. So, but we're still going to do the sub-athon.
We're going to do the the sub-author. And Billy's going to eat the entire sub.

Speaker 5 Max, it just occurred to me that we've never, the three of us have never spoken in person, have we?

Speaker 7 No, it's BS. I've never, never,

Speaker 7 I started

Speaker 7 meeting you guys in like COVID times where it's just not the same. I play video games with Hank.

Speaker 4 Yeah. That's about

Speaker 4 dance. We're like

Speaker 4 brothers and all that. That's when you go to a wedding and

Speaker 4 they have to like dance around saying that they met online. Yeah.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 exactly that's our relationship like well we're just we're just online bros you know online bros maybe we wouldn't get along in person maybe we would uh at some point we do uh we do need to try that offer size actually i don't know if i do now because we get along so well i don't want to ruin the friendship yeah i would like to it actually sucks in person i would like to because max i do i do appreciate your friendship because i do like i am rooting against you at times but that's more because you actually can take it and there's very few people who, like, I could be like, oh, wow, Max didn't make the cut again and not be like, fuck you, dude.

Speaker 4 You know how hard golf is? So

Speaker 7 I do get these texts from people. They'll be like, oh, I mean, like, if I haven't listened yet, so I save all my podcasting for like when I go practice or when I'm traveling.

Speaker 7 So I'll like overload all of them. That was why it was so funny.
I texted you about the Mount Rushmore gate.

Speaker 7 And that was just so funny because I'd listened to them out of order and it was just way better.

Speaker 7 But I'll like, if I haven't listened to the pod yet, somebody will text me, oh big cat PFT they roasted you this week and I'm like it just so you guys know I was like big cat mostly texts me before and says oh man.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I got you

Speaker 4 Max we met last month. I followed you at the Northern Trust.
Oh, that's you did.

Speaker 7 I did oh, that's right. The only person I've met in person is Jake.

Speaker 4 Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, no, I do.
I text you when I roast you, it's all natural. And then after the roasting, I'm like, ah, that was probably mean.
So then I'm like, hey, just a heads up.

Speaker 4 Like, I'm not changing anything I said. I love it.

Speaker 4 I'm not deleting it, but I just want to give you the courtesy of saying, hey, I did make fun of you

Speaker 4 again.

Speaker 7 And that's high class right there. You don't have to delete it, but yeah, you know, that's high class.
But no, I love, I love it.

Speaker 7 Actually, like I said, when I'm at tournaments and everyone's screaming about it, it really does make me laugh. I'm thinking to myself, man, you guys, you guys are either missing the point

Speaker 7 or

Speaker 7 you're so deep in the joke, you're as far in as I am at this point.

Speaker 5 It's a wild ride it would be kind of wild if there were some listeners of the show that thinks they actually think that big cat hates you and then they hate you and they show up and they're like fuck max i hate that piece of shit we should sell homosexual shirts though we should yeah

Speaker 7 It is funny when I hear people yell like, hey, you know, for the crowd, like, I'm a homosexual. And I literally one time heard some guy yell it.
And the dude next to him was like, yo, like, what?

Speaker 7 And he's like, home, like, home. And he was like trying to explain it.
And And I was like, this is an impossible thing to explain.

Speaker 7 It makes a lot of sense if you listen to the podcast or if you get PFT zoom, but

Speaker 7 it was a very random thing to kind of yell out in public.

Speaker 5 He's like, that's very brave of you.

Speaker 4 Yeah. Yeah.
Thank you.

Speaker 7 You know, like, yeah, I'm proud of you, but this doesn't feel like the right time.

Speaker 4 That's perfect. That's perfect.
Well, Max, thank you very much.

Speaker 4 We'll be watching next tournament. If you win, you're just coming right back on.
So if you do win every tournament this year, you will be on the podcast every single week.

Speaker 4 We appreciate it, and we'll talk soon. Good luck finding that monkey.

Speaker 7 Yeah, I'm going to go find the monkey. Thanks, boys.
You guys are the best.

Speaker 5 Max, I'm still holding you to the $69 you owe me.

Speaker 7 I will get you $69. Wait, I thought I owed big.
I feel like I owe Big Cam PFT $69, Billy.

Speaker 5 You said you'd give me $69 on Twitter. This is

Speaker 4 not sad because you actually want it.

Speaker 4 When we do the joke with like, hey, you got to pay us some of the money. Like, it's a joke.
You're going to collect. Right, I know.
That's sad. It makes sense.
Billy, I'll just make $96.

Speaker 4 You know what, Billy? After this, I'll give you $69. No, Max, don't worry about it.

Speaker 4 I'll just give Billy $69.

Speaker 4 Billy's one of the guys who's not even on the joke, where it's like,

Speaker 4 when we asked Josh Allen, like, you owe us 7% of your contract, Billy's like, are you guys going to collect that or what?

Speaker 5 You need something to strong Armin?

Speaker 4 Yeah. My frogs don't have to be a bad thing.
Don't be looking over my back, Billy. Just in case you're hunting me down.

Speaker 4 All right. See you, man.
See you. Thanks.
See you, boys.

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Speaker 5 Now here is Sam Pittman.

Speaker 4 And now for something completely different.

Speaker 4 Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest. It is the boss hog.
It It is the coach of the Arkansas Razorbacks. It is coach Sam Pittman.
Coach, thank you for joining us. We appreciate it.

Speaker 4 Let's start with what we got going on right now. So 3-0 season, Texas A ⁇ M at Jerry's World this weekend.
How are we feeling midweek? We're talking you Wednesday.

Speaker 4 We're going to run this, or talking to you Tuesday, we're going to run this Friday.

Speaker 8 Well, we've had a good week of practice.

Speaker 8 We're excited to go down there and play them. You know, we haven't beat them in nine straight years.
And

Speaker 8 so we have a lot of work to do. They're a powerful SEC team, but you know, we like our team.
Our team plays really hard. And

Speaker 8 worried a little bit about our health. You know, we've got a, we don't know if we got a couple of linemen that we don't know if can go or not.
But other than that, we're in pretty good shape.

Speaker 5 Is there anything that Jerry Jones can help you out with in Jerry's world? I know, you know, he's obviously a giant Razorbacks fan himself and an alumni. He played there.

Speaker 5 Are there any windows he can open up at certain times, let the sun in when they've got the ball maybe in their wide receiver's eyes? Is there anything like that you've discussed with Jerry?

Speaker 8 Well, I'd like to turn the lights out if they're throwing deep, you know, maybe hit the lights real quick

Speaker 8 back on or maybe, you know, if we can sneak a guy. you know, off the sideline or something like that, turn the lights out, and then amazingly it comes on and the guy's wide open.
That'd be nice.

Speaker 8 But I really haven't had a chance to talk to Jerry about that.

Speaker 4 So your career in football has, you know, you've kind of been all over. You get the head coaching job at Arkansas.
You were at Georgia as the offensive line coach.

Speaker 4 You coached offensive line for many years. What, that's a very football guy, obviously, position group to coach.

Speaker 4 What, when you're coaching offensive linemen, when you're trying to get the most out of them, what are you looking for in an offensive lineman? Because I just want to talk football.

Speaker 4 Like, I want to hear you tell us what makes a perfect offensive lineman.

Speaker 8 Well, the first thing you look at is feet, but then kind of 1A is you look at how hard they play. You know, it's hard to make a guy who doesn't want to play hard play hard.
I mean, it really is.

Speaker 8 And we're very fortunate that we can go out and recruit. And I tell our coaches all the time, if, shoot, if they're not going to play hard, you know, we have to pry them and prod them to play hard.

Speaker 8 We've done a terrible job in recruiting, but that's that. And then you have to be able to bend.

Speaker 8 You know, a guy has to, you know, have leverage, and it's hard to get leverage unless you can bend at the hips. And then it's just all about athleticism at that point.

Speaker 8 You know, you're trying to kind of recruit a bigger defensive lineman to play offense, if that makes sense.

Speaker 4 Yeah. I would imagine, too, the way offensive line has gone.

Speaker 4 20 years ago, you were probably recruiting a different guy than you are today because it does feel like offensive linemen have gotten significantly more athletic.

Speaker 8 Well, they have.

Speaker 8 And I'm so damn old that, you know, back in the day, they, you know, you couldn't even use your hands back when, you know, when I first started recruiting guys and all those things.

Speaker 8 So the game has allowed for more athletic offensive linemen just because now they're able to use their hands and their athletic ability a little bit more.

Speaker 8 So, you know, I've been really fortunate in my career. I think I've had 28 guys drafted and seven first rounders.
And,

Speaker 8 you know, all of them had one straight quality and they loved to play. But, you know, that's the thing about it is,

Speaker 8 you know, I'd rather have a big old Gooden than a small one. You know, and so

Speaker 8 I like great big guys and have my whole career.

Speaker 5 Yeah. Do you ever find yourself, you know, are you still hands-on coaching the offensive line, even though

Speaker 5 you have to like pry yourself away from it at times? Because that's the one thing that, you know, your true love?

Speaker 8 I love that question because it's a great question because it's hard for me to take my eyes away from the offensive line.

Speaker 8 And I made a big conscious effort to coach the team, you know, and I was so fortunate because I hired Cody Kennedy and Cody and I worked together. He was my grad assistant at Georgia.

Speaker 8 And then he went on and coached the line at Tulane. But he talks the same talk as me, his coaching philosophy, the way he talks to kids, the way the terminology, it's all exactly the same.

Speaker 8 So I, you know, know, I have,

Speaker 8 I watch every piece of tape on offense, defense, special teams, and I write my notes down and I have suggestions, but I try to stay away from the offensive line as much as I can.

Speaker 8 Not necessarily, let's say this, I try to be as even at the O-line group as I am at any other group because, you know, I don't want our kids to think, well, you know, he's got more value.

Speaker 8 He places more value on the O-line than anybody else because I really don't.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I read that you have six centers on your team this year.

Speaker 8 is that still true you still got six of them still have six you know i you know there's two people that handle that ball every snap every snap and that's the center and the quarterback and uh you know i ran into when i was at north carolina i got to my fifth center and i was so fortunate that you know the kid went in there and played and and the fourth or the third one had broke his right hand he was snapping with his opposite hand you know just to kind of survive and so i'm so nervous you know on Saturday mornings, we have our meetings and I know Cody gets mad at me, but I'll go, okay, what happens if he goes down?

Speaker 8 Okay, what happened? We'll get to the fifth center, sixth center, the fifth left tackle. And to be honest with you, Kirby Smart used to do that to me when I was coaching over at Georgia, too.

Speaker 8 And I was going, damn, he thinks we're going to get to the 100th left tackle. But to be honest with you, last week, we, you know,

Speaker 8 We got hurt. We got beat up and one kid played three different positions.

Speaker 4 So you mentioned Kirby. You came directly from Georgia.

Speaker 4 You have a leg up in the SEC in the fact that you are not a former Sabin assistant. So that means you can actually maybe beat Nick.
Sabin have a chance. Yeah, right, right.

Speaker 4 What is it about Coach Sabin, especially when you were at Georgia,

Speaker 4 you played the national title game against Alabama?

Speaker 4 Was there, did like, do you ever sit in a meeting and Kirby was like, man, it is, it's tough as an assistant because he knows what I like and don't like. And is that a real discussion that happens?

Speaker 8 You know, when we played Alabama in the national championship game, I talked to Coach Smart,

Speaker 8 not then, but when I took the job here and it was, you know, you probably feel the same way about Arkansas as I did when we played Alabama. You know, you help.

Speaker 8 your team recruit and you help them get great players. And then if you leave, you got to turn around and play against them.

Speaker 8 You know, I felt like Kirby felt that way a little bit, you know, going in the national championship game against Alabama. Of course, the next year we played them in the SEC championship game.

Speaker 8 But I kind of felt that way here a little bit. You know, I hope I did a good job of recruiting when I was at Georgia.
And next day, you know, we have to play them because of COVID.

Speaker 8 And then this year we got to play them again. So, no, those

Speaker 8 never really came up. But

Speaker 8 the way that I would bet, and I may be wrong, but I bet the

Speaker 8 template of everybody's practices and their organization comes from from Coach Sabin.

Speaker 4 Interesting.

Speaker 5 As far as the recruiting trail goes, do you still write handwritten letters every single day?

Speaker 8 Yeah, I do. You know, I got on our guys last night a little bit.
I said, God dang, man, I'm going to get freaking writers' cramped. You guys keep making me at 9 o'clock every single night.

Speaker 8 Our recruiting staff comes in. They do a great job.
And it's either, it's always notes, then it's either text, calls, or film review from 9 to 10 every night.

Speaker 8 And it always has something to do with handwritten notes because,

Speaker 8 you know, it's a something of the past a little bit, you know, and I think it's, I think there's power in it. And it's not, it doesn't take long to write them.
And

Speaker 8 so that's what, yeah, I still do it. I used to write 25 a day when I was at North Carolina and every morning just write them and write mamas and daddies and grandpas, anybody.

Speaker 5 Now, does it, isn't that like a, the, like the knife twisting a little bit in your heart if somebody chooses not to go to school with you, even though you've spent all that time, you've wasted all that ink?

Speaker 8 You know, what's amazing is I'd go into home visits and in the middle of the

Speaker 8 dining table, there'd be these stacks of notes just sitting there, you know, and so

Speaker 8 I knew they were powerful. My job is to make a guy get so close to him that he cannot say no in recruiting.

Speaker 8 And there's something to do with those notes, you know, but yes, if you write all those, you're going, damn, I wasted a lot of ink.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 8 But it's the only way, to me, that's the only way I know how to recruit.

Speaker 4 So you're known as a fantastic recruiter. What are the few rules? Because we've obviously never gone through this process, seen this process.

Speaker 4 What are the rules when doing a home visit that you always adhere to? Like, you know,

Speaker 4 got to always eat.

Speaker 4 seconds of whatever mama's cooking take off your shoes are there rules that you always you when you go on home visits you know exactly what you're going to do yeah right when you walk in the front door you look and you see if there's any shoes sitting there.

Speaker 8 And if they are, you better hope your socks don't have no holes on them. Half the time I don't wear socks.

Speaker 8 And so whenever I go recruiting, I know I need to, you know, and I'll put them on and things of that nature.

Speaker 8 And then if you ever hear somebody's, you know, this is her specialty, you better chow down on it. You know, you better keep hating it.

Speaker 8 And I'm not for sure if that's not how I got the look I have now. You know, I always had this great physique I have right now.

Speaker 8 You go in there and, you know, the old stories with Barry Switzer, you know, he would find out what kind of beer, the old story of the Pearl beer at Oklahoma.

Speaker 8 And I'm sure there's a 100% truth to that. You know, you just anything that

Speaker 8 folks, when you go in their house, that they can feel comfortable, because they're probably uncomfortable when you first walk through the door.

Speaker 8 Anything that they can feel comfortable with you, that's, you know, that's really what you're trying to do. Yeah.

Speaker 5 You've never been on like a surprise double date situation where they they scheduled two coaches for the same night and you had to share a table, right?

Speaker 8 Yeah, we've had to, we've, you know, I remember recruiting Rocky Kalmas when I was in Oklahoma.

Speaker 8 We sat in there, and uh, he was a great player at the university, and Rex Ryan was with me. And Rex, I said, Hey, Rex, it's about time to go.
You know, Oklahoma State's sitting out there.

Speaker 8 You know, he's like, Oh, hell with Oklahoma State.

Speaker 7 We're just staying here.

Speaker 8 And his brother was the defensive coordinator, so you know, walked by the car and said, You guys are wasting your time. We've already sealed this thing up.

Speaker 8 You find

Speaker 8 you can be third and fourth in line on a quality player, and you just

Speaker 8 sit out there in the driveway or on the street, just waiting your turn.

Speaker 4 If you pulled up, let's say you're recruiting the two of us, and you pulled up and I said, Hey, you know what I really want to do, coach, is I want to watch a movie with you.

Speaker 4 You sit there and watch a two-hour movie?

Speaker 8 Done it.

Speaker 8 I've actually went to the movies with

Speaker 8 Dan Skipper.

Speaker 4 Really?

Speaker 8 Yeah, and trying to get him. He picked it.
It was a horrible movie, by the way, but

Speaker 8 I can't remember the name of it.

Speaker 4 It was awful.

Speaker 8 But yeah, if they want to watch a movie, we'll watch a movie. They want to go out and shoot hoops.

Speaker 8 I'm not going to make many of them, but I'm damn sure going to be out there shooting them. It's just whatever they want to do.

Speaker 8 you know just it's you know what it is it's like y'all's job it's a relationship business and and that's what it is and you try to try to go with the flow as much as you can and put on a happy face all the time and see if you can't get them to believe in you.

Speaker 5 Love it. You mentioned Rex Ryan.
I know that you coached with him. I believe John Harbaugh was on that staff at the same time at Cincinnati, right?

Speaker 8 Man, I mean, coach had a hell of a staff there, not including myself, obviously, but Don Martindale was on that staff, who's the coordinator at the Ravens. John Harbaugh was there.
Rex Ryan was there.

Speaker 8 Bob Wiley, who, you know, was an old coach for a lot of NFL teams, he was there. Myself, I'm sure I'm missing some really quality coaches, but those guys were all there on that same staff in 96.

Speaker 5 Yeah, so what was that like? Who was it? Was there an alpha? Was there like you knew that

Speaker 4 Rex was the alpha?

Speaker 8 Oh, yeah. I mean, Rex could walk in a room, light it up.
I mean, he, I mean, he still can. That's just what kind of personality he was.

Speaker 8 John was one of the high Coach Harbaugh was one of the most highly respected guys on the staff.

Speaker 8 I can still remember the day that he left Cincinnati to go to Indiana, and I was out on the road with the head coach, and he called me.

Speaker 8 He was nice enough to call me and say, I'm getting ready to call the head coach. And I was like, oh, hell, that, I mean, it ain't going to be a good recruiting week for me, you know.

Speaker 8 But John was such a special, a special, special teens coach. I mean, he was outstanding.
That's how he got his break in the NFL or not break.

Speaker 8 I mean, he earned it and then turned him into, man, what a quality head coach he is. Wonderful man.

Speaker 5 So there's a story about how you invited Rex down to help you build like a playscape in your backyard and how Rex just, he's not a very handy guy, allegedly. So

Speaker 5 maybe there's another story that you might have about Rex where what's like a talent that Rex has that you wouldn't necessarily expect him to have?

Speaker 8 Well, really, the story on that one was that we built, I'm the carpenter.

Speaker 8 And so he asked me over to build a fort for his kids when we were at norman and then his big quote was tornado can come through here because it was so big he said a tornado could come through here to wipe the house out but the fort would be still standing well then when he got the ravens job i he flew me out and we built a fort that was three levels of fort And I mean, it was incredible.

Speaker 8 But

Speaker 8 he's not the handiest guy.

Speaker 8 I will say this, that we went for a week recruiting together, and he came walking out in a pair of sweats and a Walmart bag full of underwear, toothpaste, and toothbrush, and that was it.

Speaker 8 There was no luggage, no

Speaker 8 clothes, no nothing. And I said, Man, what you going to do when you run them sweats, you know, start stinking up a little bit? And he said, Oh, you got plenty of them.

Speaker 8 So, I mean, that's just that's Rex. And

Speaker 8 he could wear the same thing every day, and people would, would love him. Yeah.

Speaker 4 We always talk about culture especially in in college programs you take an arkansas team that was kind of down and out last year you win i'm counting the auburn game as a win just so you know so you win four games last year you guys got screwed in that game three and oh start this year what is it like

Speaker 4 that culture that you change that gets guys to buy in We're honest as the day is long.

Speaker 8 You know, what we say is what we're going to do. I think that's the biggest thing.
You know, I didn't come in here with a lot of clichés and promises or anything.

Speaker 8 I wanted to reflect the state of Arkansas, which I think is a blue-collar, hard-working state,

Speaker 8 lunch pale type state. And I wanted the football program to reflect that.
And so we were honest with them. I hired a lot of guys around me that were had the same beliefs.

Speaker 8 The number one thing, if you're selling something, and that's what we are,

Speaker 8 you have to have a whole lot of people believe the same thing. And you can tell whether a person believes that Arkansas is the best job in America or they don't.

Speaker 8 And I want a lot of guys around me that believe that, hey, this is it. And I know people think I'm crazy when I say I think this is the greatest university in the country.

Speaker 8 I do. I mean, that's my opinion.
I can have it. And that's what I believe.
And I wanted people around me to believe the same thing.

Speaker 8 And once you get that going, your players start believing it a little bit more. And then, you know, it can go up like wildfire, you know.

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 5 And the fans, the Arkansas fans are special they are they're a special bunch they can definitely smell the BS from from a mile away when you were when you were going through the process of you know maybe becoming the head coach did you know that Hogville was like tracking the plane numbers the tail numbers on all the jets did you have to take precautions so that you know your flight wouldn't show up on a message board

Speaker 8 no you know I wasn't I'll be honest with you,

Speaker 8 I wasn't very far along in the process. I talked to Hunter Yurchek for about 20 minutes, about a week before I got the job.

Speaker 8 And I went home and I told Jamie, I said, you know, I don't know if he does interviews because, you know, out of respect, because people wrote letters and all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 8 But I just didn't think I had any kind of chance. We were getting ready to play LSU at Georgia in the championship game.
So I didn't pay much attention to it, to be honest with you.

Speaker 8 But I heard they were tracking flights and all that. They sure weren't tracking them to me because they didn't come out there and see me until they come pick me up.

Speaker 4 And now,

Speaker 4 do you know exactly why you had Arkansas football blocked on Twitter when you got the job?

Speaker 8 Oh, yeah, I'm 100% sure why I did because whenever I left,

Speaker 8 I was an old line coach, man. I don't know what the big deal was, but when I left,

Speaker 8 the old fans weren't too kind to me. And I thought, well, hell, I'll just block them out.
And I won't have to worry about it. So that's the truth.

Speaker 8 And if I get something on Twitter I don't like, I block them now. You know, you can be negative to me once, but twice, shame on me.

Speaker 4 Yeah, we actually have a co-worker who's a Mississippi State fan who you have blocked on Twitter. He asked me to ask you to unblock him.

Speaker 8 Nah, I'm not going to do it.

Speaker 4 Love it.

Speaker 4 I respect your decision. Well, also, the fact that Brandon's walking.
Let me say this.

Speaker 4 Let me say this.

Speaker 8 He might be a wonderful person and a wonderful person.

Speaker 4 Nope. Nope.

Speaker 8 But I'm not going to do it.

Speaker 4 Yeah, no, I respect your decision. I just had to ask for him because he's been asking me all week, like when you talk to Coach Pittman, ask him why I'm blocked.
He knows why.

Speaker 8 He knows why.

Speaker 4 He knows why he's blocked. He might have made a wait joke.
Let's just say that. Okay.
So he deserved to get blocked. I stand by your block of him.

Speaker 4 It is very funny, though, that you got hired by Arkansas and

Speaker 4 the Arkansas football account tweeted out, like, hey, can we get unblocked?

Speaker 8 I didn't know it, you know, and Kyle Parkinson, our SID, he came to me and said, hey, do you know you have

Speaker 8 the football program blocked? I said, No, I didn't know that, but we unblocked it quick, fast, in a hurry.

Speaker 4 I promise you that. Yeah.
I love it.

Speaker 5 I was watching some of your yes, sir, videos to get ready for this interview. And you've got the best, it's the best catchphrase.

Speaker 5 It's simple, it's to the point, but it's great because your yes, sir hits different. And I was wondering if you could you teach us, like, what are the keys to saying yes, sir?

Speaker 8 Well, you kind of got to start low, you know, like yeah,

Speaker 8 like that, you know, kind of build up to it. And then the sir is just, you know, yes,

Speaker 4 sir.

Speaker 8 And then just loud as you can, you know. It started because I told the offensive lineman, I said, you know, a simple yes, sir, will take you a long way in life, even if you don't believe it.

Speaker 8 Just a simple yes, sir. And so they started, you know, I had to be asking them a question in the end in the old line room.

Speaker 8 They'd be going, yes, sir, you know, making fun of me, you know, and all that.

Speaker 8 So finally, I taught them how to really say yes, sir. And then Justin Fields committed to Georgia and the Georgia recruiting department came to me and said, Hey, can you do a yes, sir for Fields?

Speaker 8 I said, I didn't even recruit him. You know, I mean, I can, but it looked kind of silly.
And so I did it, and then it kind of caught on.

Speaker 8 Then every offensive lineman we ever, you know, recruited after that, it was a yes, sir, deal.

Speaker 4 So maybe that's why Justin Fields transferred to Ohio State. I know the real reason why.
Maybe he transferred to Ohio. You know what?

Speaker 4 I don't know this guy. He can't blame me for that.

Speaker 8 That's right.

Speaker 4 Yeah, he's like, I don't know this guy.

Speaker 4 Why is he taking credit for recruiting me?

Speaker 8 you're a hundred percent right it was my fault

Speaker 4 um last question for me and this has been great coach we appreciate your time we are good friends with uh the must bus

Speaker 4 so how often do you talk to him this is seems like a full culture swing for arkansas both basketball and football everything's on the up and up

Speaker 8 yeah he's a neat dude i mean he's he you know he's so much more involved in media and all those things that I am. And I get a laugh out of it.

Speaker 8 You know, it seems like every week he has a three or four part series about going to the game and, you know, wears t-shirts, Pittman for coach of the year, all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 8 And, but he's a, he's a really good dude. High, high energy.
I mean, unbelievable energy. But he supports the heck out of me.
And hopefully he feels the same way from me to him.

Speaker 8 But we all, I think it's really, it's really kind of cool here because we all support each other. And I'm not talking about, I'm I'm talking about softball, track, you know, all every sport, golf.

Speaker 8 You know, I met with some ladies from the golf recruiting team last week and softball as well. You know, we just want the state of Arkansas to do well in all sports.

Speaker 8 If, you know, if we can help, we certainly will. And he's that way.
He's a wonderful person.

Speaker 4 Let me throw this out there. It's been a while, it feels like, since we've had like a prominent, power-forward, tight-end combo in college.

Speaker 4 Maybe we get a dual recruiting thing going with you and Muss, and you guys find a guy who can do both.

Speaker 8 I'll tell you this: I'd let him be the lead recruiter if that's what the case was.

Speaker 4 It's pretty dang good, you know.

Speaker 8 So, but heck yeah, we'd take some of them big guys that can jump. We sure would.
Yeah.

Speaker 8 Lend them to us. So they practice 12 months a year nowadays.
Yeah.

Speaker 5 When he shows up, when Eric shows up and he's like, hey, can I put on a pair of pads and a uniform and get a picture taken for my recruiting purposes?

Speaker 5 My only complaint with that is like the jersey that I saw him wearing, it fit too well. You got to give him like the

Speaker 5 sinner's uniform. You got to make him your seventh sinner.

Speaker 4 Give him a triple X up.

Speaker 8 You're right, man. But, you know, I don't think he'd do it because you know he always got to be looking good.

Speaker 4 You know, so I don't know if he'd do it or not.

Speaker 4 You should try it, though.

Speaker 5 You should do the opposite and get dressed up in an Arkansas basketball uniform. Maybe like old school 70s in small shorts.

Speaker 8 Somebody told me the other day, I mean, somebody

Speaker 8 texts out or whatever it is.

Speaker 8 And, you know, Musk took his shirt off after some big win, you know. And they were like, hey, Pittman.
I was like, oh, hell no.

Speaker 4 Come on.

Speaker 5 That is not happening.

Speaker 4 If you beat Alabama this year, you got to take your shirt off in the locker room. Say it right.
Let's do it. Come on.
Set it up.

Speaker 8 I can't do it.

Speaker 4 Come on. All right.
How about if you win the SEC championship?

Speaker 8 I ain't trying to embarrass myself anymore than I already do.

Speaker 4 I think SEC championship championship game,

Speaker 4 shirt gets popped off.

Speaker 8 I'd have an undershirt on underneath if I did that, I think.

Speaker 4 Anybody wants to see that?

Speaker 4 All right, well, coach, we really appreciate it. Can you give us your best yes, sir, before we hit out? Yes, sir.

Speaker 4 That's good. I love it.
I'm pumped. That is why Justin Fields transferred to Ohio State.

Speaker 8 That's why he went to Ohio State quick, fast, in a hurry, right after he did that video.

Speaker 8 Apologize to Georgia, old dog nation.

Speaker 4 All right. Well, thanks so much, Coach.
Good luck this weekend. It was my pleasure.
I really enjoyed it.

Speaker 5 Thank you. Yeah, good luck, coach.
We'll be pulling for you.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 8 Yo, Hogs.

Speaker 4 Okay, let's wrap up. Guys on chicks.
Shout out to Davin Busters again, by the way. Our favorite place in the world.
Ding, ding, ding. Go get more.
Ding, ding, ding at Davin Busters.

Speaker 4 Guys on chicks, Hank. What's the mood at? Where are you at? Where are you at mentally? What's your mental state at? It's two man Tuesday.
Kind of every Tuesday is the same.

Speaker 4 Yeah, you seem a little down. No, I'm good.
It's just Tuesday.

Speaker 5 You have a good weekend?

Speaker 4 Yeah. A little tired.
Did you go to the gym? I did go to the gym. You get beat up? Did you train her spar with you? Yep.
Kick your ass. Sure did.

Speaker 4 Are you hit?

Speaker 4 Yeah, Hank's boxing trainer is a female. Yeah.

Speaker 5 So he's punching away. No, no, no, not classic bar stool.

Speaker 4 It's not boxing. It's Muay Thai.
Okay, Muay Thai. He's just wrestling around with you're getting choked out by jiu-jitsu.

Speaker 4 Yeah,

Speaker 4 it's actually Muay Thai, Jiu-Jitsu, and Capoeira. Dance?

Speaker 5 Yeah, they dance in between rounds.

Speaker 4 Yeah, he dances. And he dance fights her.

Speaker 5 They dance, then chess, then fight.

Speaker 5 It's pretty much a date, honestly. Like, that's my dream date.

Speaker 4 I'm just waiting for Hank to be like, are you guys done?

Speaker 4 You fuck?

Speaker 4 Okay, we're done.

Speaker 5 Hank on chicks.

Speaker 4 Hank's trainer.

Speaker 4 What? What's wrong? No, I just. Never tell us anything ever again.
Correct.

Speaker 4 Okay. My boyfriend recently told me that when he's wearing shorts, he pulls the bottom of his shorts up so that he can pee out of the bottom rather than having to untie the waistband.

Speaker 4 Is this something that all guys do, or is he just some lazy weirdo? Yeah, no, I've done it a lot.

Speaker 5 And in fact, like during rugby games, that's the only way that you can pee.

Speaker 5 Sometimes guys would pee on the field just by taking a knee pulling one of the shorts to the side and then it's really tough if you get tackled into that later it's actually uh incredible you know how they always are like you know if they if sports didn't exist you know

Speaker 4 you'd use your brain power to cure cancer we'd be on mars or whatever i actually think that the majority of male brain power is figuring out how to piss in certain situations like the there's nothing better than than pulling off uh behind an open car door piss and being like, I am a genius.

Speaker 4 This is the smartest man alive, me.

Speaker 5 Actually, the real genius move is on NFL sidelines when somebody has to piss and they just stick towels down their shorts. Yeah.
And they just pee hands-free. Yep.

Speaker 5 I might just start doing that, just rolling around with a backpack filled with like hand towels.

Speaker 4 Yeah, you ever peed off a moving bike? That's one that I've done that's fucking awesome.

Speaker 5 That's like George Carlin's, you'll never see a man take a shit while running full speed. Yeah.
I never thought I would see somebody peeing on a bike. Try.

Speaker 4 You You just peed your pants on a bike. No, I peed off the bike.

Speaker 5 Wait, were you on the pegs and somebody else was pedaling?

Speaker 4 No. That would be fun.
I was pedaling, and I was leaned over. This is so much cap.
I could absolutely do it right now. Get me a bike.

Speaker 5 Jake, I need a rating. Is this cap?

Speaker 4 I could get me a bike. Why would I?

Speaker 4 Don't have a bike, KB. That's the stupidest thing to lie about.
Should I bring it in? Yeah, but where could I go, though? Where do you want me to go? But how is it? On the New York?

Speaker 4 Like, on the streets, I'll probably get a rest. You know what we should do? My dick will be out.
We should bike around Manhattan and then not get off.

Speaker 4 Next time we're in

Speaker 4 a different location that maybe we're in a hotel where we can go behind the hotel, I'll fucking do it. I'll prove all you're wrong.

Speaker 5 You would just, your knees are moving up and down so much.

Speaker 4 No, you kind of lock. You kind of lock.
You kind of coast. Oh.
And also, you got one hand. You can go no hands, too.
I can go no hands on my bike all day.

Speaker 5 Are you standing up on the pedals?

Speaker 4 No, you're kind of leaning over. You're like half leaning over.
There's no chance to get cast off. Yes.

Speaker 5 Standing up on the pedals, I could see you. You could do that.

Speaker 4 I didn't even think about that. There's a point, Billy.

Speaker 5 There's zero chance Big Cat pulls this off and survives. Yeah.

Speaker 4 Now, obviously, you get a little bit of pee on yourself, but like, who cares? Tiny bit of pee on yourself?

Speaker 5 I'm with Hank. This sounds like Captain Miller.

Speaker 4 Why would it? That's such a random thing to say.

Speaker 5 Smells like some motherfucking cat.

Speaker 4 It's all right. I will prove it, and then you guys have to buy me a bike.

Speaker 4 If I prove it. I already got you a bike and you gave it to someone else within a week.
Actually, it was a year.

Speaker 4 But I only rode it once.

Speaker 5 We'll get you a new bike if you can pull this off to completion. Easy.

Speaker 4 Easy. But yes, peeing in random places and

Speaker 4 pushing yourself to the limits, nothing better.

Speaker 5 One time I was doing some excavation work, some like almost demolition at this like old dirt. It used to be like a creek bed.
And there was just a tube that was going into the ground.

Speaker 5 And I saw it and I was like, I don't know why, but I have to pee into this tube that goes to a mystery location. Hold a hole.
Who knows where it goes? Yeah.

Speaker 5 So I just peed in it and like Lord, there might have been like underground mole people. They use that for drinking water.

Speaker 4 Yeah. But yeah.

Speaker 5 Guys see a hole and it's like, well, I'm going to pee there. Yep.

Speaker 4 Absolutely. Peeing in a drain, peeing in a

Speaker 4 sewer, a river. All that shit.
Oh, it's the best. It's the best.
Hey, Big Cat PFT, Billy, Footlong, and Honk. My boyfriend got fat the past two years, but I like him better this way.

Speaker 4 He's been going on a keto diet trying to lose all the weight. How do I stop him?

Speaker 5 You can just sneak carbs.

Speaker 4 Yeah, it's pretty easy. Just buy, just wait.
No, you don't sneak it.

Speaker 5 Just be like, here's, no, these are diet. This is low-fat ice cream, zero carbs, and just give him regular ice cream.

Speaker 4 Just buy a pizza and have it at home, sitting right there. It's that easy.
That's actually

Speaker 4 one of the more difficult parts of trying to lose weight as a father is that my son gets to eat whatever the fuck he wants. So when I'm just home, it's like, oh, he's having pizza tonight.
So am I.

Speaker 4 So that's, if you just have a pizza out, no one's ever walked by a pizza and been like, nah, I don't want a slice.

Speaker 5 Well, the good news is for you, he's definitely just losing the weight to keep you happy. Right.
He thinks that you won't like it if he gets too fat. So just tell him that.

Speaker 5 Just be like, hey, I like you better with something to hold on to.

Speaker 4 But be careful because that's a dangerous thing to say.

Speaker 5 He might take advantage of this.

Speaker 4 Well, not only that, but like just being like, I like you when you're fat is

Speaker 4 a hard thing to stomach as a fat person.

Speaker 5 Be like, you're too skinny.

Speaker 4 I pooped my pants last week pretty much exactly like PFT described. Does my boyfriend need to know? Do I specifically keep this from him?

Speaker 4 Who can I talk to about this? The doctor's away.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I think you should have told him when it happened, but you're like, hey, last week, Jess FYI, I shit myself.

Speaker 4 Hey, Jess FYI, you hear that rumor that girls poop?

Speaker 4 It's true. No, that's a pilot twist we didn't need.
I kind of lost myself there. Our misogyny was showing because when you started that sentence, I was like, oh, nice.
Dude pooped his pants, too.

Speaker 4 Fuck.

Speaker 5 I say don't do it this time, but next time feel free to share with the class.

Speaker 4 Girls poop their pants, huh?

Speaker 5 That's the thing.

Speaker 4 Do you guys want a really graphic one? Yeah.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 5 Sure. Yes, we do.

Speaker 4 Hi, William B. My Daddy Cat, B D E, P F T, William, and Jacob.
I've been in a relationship with my boyfriend for just over a year now.

Speaker 4 Overall, we have a great sex life, but over the last couple of months or so, we discovered I could squirt.

Speaker 4 Now, I'm fine with doing it once in a while, but now every time, but not every time because it's a lot of cleanup, my boyfriend is obsessed.

Speaker 4 Now, to the point when I squirt in his mouth sometimes, when he's giving me a face party, and he makes slurping noises like he's finishing drinking water out of a cup.

Speaker 4 Now, he's asked me to squirt in a cup next time so he can make it, so he can take it like a shot.

Speaker 4 How do I put an end to this? Because I think it's pee, and he's insistent and isn't, and I don't want to picture him drinking my piss like Bear Grills would do. That's on you, PFT.
That's on you.

Speaker 4 I didn't want this.

Speaker 5 I think you...

Speaker 4 I didn't want this.

Speaker 5 You got to let him take the shot.

Speaker 4 I didn't want this. You got to let him do it.
I apologize to everyone.

Speaker 5 I don't know. I've never been in a situation like this.
I don't think that it wouldn't be the first thing that would occur to me to request.

Speaker 4 But you got...

Speaker 5 It's no skin off your back.

Speaker 5 Waste not, want not. That's perfectly good hydration.
The funniest part is her going, it's piss. I'm pissing.

Speaker 4 And he's like, no, it's not.

Speaker 5 Yeah, that's the thing. So you can probably trace this back to your guy just likes it because he feels like a real man when he makes you squirt.

Speaker 4 So I don't know.

Speaker 5 I think you got to let him do it.

Speaker 5 I don't see a way out of it.

Speaker 4 I don't want this.

Speaker 4 Charlie Brewer just transferred. He quit Utah.
Transfer. Shouldn't say quit.

Speaker 5 He quit. No, he did quit Utah.

Speaker 4 He did quit Utah. But yes, he's transferred.
Again.

Speaker 4 Damn transfer point.

Speaker 5 Jake, you want to weigh in on this one? I mean, you're the tongue king.

Speaker 4 You do love to eat box.

Speaker 5 Yeah, of course.

Speaker 4 I don't know. Okay.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 Jake, is it piss?

Speaker 4 No.

Speaker 4 Jake confirmed. I don't understand how it's not piss, but I also don't understand anatomy.
This is pee when you come.

Speaker 5 There's actually a stone.

Speaker 4 There's some pee in there, probably.

Speaker 5 Yeah, there's definitely some left over in the chamber. Yeah.

Speaker 4 There's pee.

Speaker 4 All right, let's end with something with.

Speaker 5 It's like if you if you hook up a beer keg to the sprite line and the first drink that you pour, it's going to taste like it's got a little limit in it. Yeah.

Speaker 4 Hi, guys. My fiancé and I recently got engaged in our planning our wedding.
He's a longtime AWL and has been trying for years to get me to listen regularly.

Speaker 4 Anyway, I'd like to formally invite you all to our wedding. It's March 2023 in Tallahassee, Florida.
Oh, no, thank you.

Speaker 5 Gonna be watching college basketball. No, thank you.
So, thanks.

Speaker 4 Thank you for the invite. We regrettable.
Tallahassee? Regrettably.

Speaker 4 I think we have a lot of coach there.

Speaker 4 March, Tallahassee. Yeah, can't make it.
2023?

Speaker 4 Ah, shit.

Speaker 5 Avatar 6 is coming out that weekend.

Speaker 4 No, that's college basketball. I'm sorry, but

Speaker 4 you can't do that. You can't do that.
Oh, speaking of college basketball, shout out to J.J. Reddick.
Hell of a career.

Speaker 4 Retired without drawing it out in a year-long ceremony where everyone sucks his dick. Congratulations to him.
What?

Speaker 5 It's a good thing to do.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 4 What part of what I just said was incorrect? I love J.J. Reddick.

Speaker 4 Absolute legend. College basketball legend.

Speaker 4 If he announced he was retiring a year early, I don't think his NBA accolades would merit him a

Speaker 4 farewell.

Speaker 4 I mean.

Speaker 5 Wow, sounds like you really hate dude.

Speaker 4 No, I don't. I just think

Speaker 4 I don't think it was a good analogy by Big Cat. I think he was just hating just to hate because that's what he does because he's a hater.
Oh!

Speaker 5 Well, guess what, JJ? Now you're stepping into the podcasting octagon full-time. Yep.

Speaker 5 So now it's real. Now the rivalry, it's real, okay?

Speaker 4 Yep.

Speaker 5 You and Tommy coming off versus me and Big Cat.

Speaker 4 Brawl. Brawl for all.

Speaker 4 Bring it on, bitch.

Speaker 4 All right, Billy, you got anything to wrap up? Yeah.

Speaker 5 Aaron Rodgers discount double check promoting buying insurance also promotes insurance fraud.

Speaker 4 There's another one we could add to it.

Speaker 5 Does anyone actually floss?

Speaker 4 Quick. Nope.

Speaker 5 No one actually floss.

Speaker 4 Occasionally. Nope, I do.
Yeah, when you have steak in your chest. Well, like floss every day?

Speaker 4 No, when you get steak cut in your tongue. No, when you eat corn, yes.

Speaker 5 Listen, you can either floss or if your girl squirts, just have her just blast it out.

Speaker 5 There was a study done on squirting where they hooked an MRI machine up to someone and the bladder actually.

Speaker 4 You found that? You found that study.

Speaker 4 There was an empty

Speaker 4 bladder empty. Wait.
So it's pissed. What about the floss?

Speaker 4 I was just asking because people were like, oh, do you floss? Yeah, everyone's fucking, everyone always talks about floss. Floss is floss.
Who the fuck's floss? Dude, it sucks.

Speaker 4 It sucks flossing.

Speaker 4 It really does.

Speaker 5 When I've got those little plastic things laying around, I will occasionally use those.

Speaker 4 My teeth feel weird right now because there isn't a bunch of shit in between them.

Speaker 5 Too clean.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 5 So, wait, Billy, in this study, the doctor put a woman in an MRI machine

Speaker 5 and then had had her squirt while he watched

Speaker 4 this on Brass John.

Speaker 5 Dr. Sins.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 This is a U-porn video.

Speaker 5 It was on NCBI.

Speaker 5 What's that? It's a list of studies.

Speaker 4 A list of studies.

Speaker 4 And also a list of letters.

Speaker 5 NCBLI.

Speaker 4 Got it. He just added something.

Speaker 4 You know,

Speaker 5 Zach Wilson also had the fastest throw on this week.

Speaker 4 On this week. Does that count for points?

Speaker 5 In the first two weeks. He had a 59.99 mile per hour pass.
Was that on an interception?

Speaker 4 That was completion? Yeah.

Speaker 5 Probably had the fastest interception. But it was the fastest.

Speaker 4 Hard to intercept something so fast.

Speaker 5 Hey, laser arm.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 5 Is that it? Keep that in mind.

Speaker 4 That's a good recap. Laser arm.
Laser arm is what he said. Laser arm.

Speaker 5 It's hard to do the recaps on

Speaker 4 the Sunday nights. Yeah, no, no, no.
That was good. That was a good list.
Yeah. I like that Zach Wilson stat.
It's going to be...

Speaker 4 Zach Wilson is going to be a very funny thing that happens to this podcast as you attempt to find a way to spin this in a positive.

Speaker 5 He will end up on this podcast.

Speaker 4 I don't know. We'll see.
When? When he's sick. When he's out of the league? No, when he's sick.

Speaker 5 Oh, he lights it up.

Speaker 4 And then we're like, oh, you meant like he's going to get a job at Barstool in a couple years when he's out of the league.

Speaker 5 God can't worry.

Speaker 5 It's going to be Billy and Zach.

Speaker 4 Billy and Zach talk ball.

Speaker 5 Talk sickest throws of the week.

Speaker 4 By the way, your Monday night recap was awesome. Yeah, it was.
Sickest throws of the week. Yeah, sickest throws of the ball.
I was a sick quarterback back in the day, me too.

Speaker 4 Yeah, yeah, you know, we both were sick. There used to be dinosaurs.
We both had so much potential.

Speaker 4 Wait, wait, what was that, Billy? Yo, Billy, did you see about

Speaker 4 a bunch of hornets murdered some penguins today? Some rare penguins.

Speaker 4 91. 69.
Or sweet princesses?

Speaker 4 85. But Josinka.
What was the thing? What was you saying?

Speaker 5 There used to be dinosaurs in Antarctica.

Speaker 4 Weren't there dinosaurs everywhere? It was Pangea back then.

Speaker 5 Yeah, but a bunch of hornets also murdered some penguins.

Speaker 4 That happened to them. Rare penguins, yeah.

Speaker 4 Where? I think in South America. Do we have video? South Africa.
Do we have video? I don't want to watch that.

Speaker 4 I don't believe it if we don't have video. I believe it.
I don't believe that shit. Murder hornets.
Yeah, they're just trying to get the murder hornets to be murder hornets.

Speaker 5 They got someone.

Speaker 4 A penguin? Rare penguins. Rare penguins?

Speaker 4 A ringguard?

Speaker 5 Not the ones in Antarctica. Fuck you, Cindy Crosby.
Hope it was him.

Speaker 5 Hope he got stung by several bees.

Speaker 4 Our sweet princes? The rare penguins? Oh, Larry.

Speaker 8 Had a correct pick.

Speaker 5 Good job, Larry's one and one.

Speaker 4 Yep. Yep.
Monitor. Love you guys.

Speaker 4 Talking away.

Speaker 4 Though I'm the one. I'm to say I'd say it anyway.

Speaker 4 Today's another

Speaker 4 day to find you. Shy ain't away.

Speaker 4 Though I'll be coming for your love, okay.

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