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Max Homa off of his win in a very, very real tournament.

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A very real tournament.

As is tradition, when Max wins, he comes on the show.

Great to catch up with him. We also have the head coach of the Arkansas Razorbacks, Sam Pittman, talking a little college football with Coach Pittman.
Yes, sir. We're going to do hot seat, cool thrown.
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Today is Wednesday, September 22nd, and I have regret to inform you that Big Ben is injured again. That's actually good news for Big Ben.
It is. Bad news for the NFL.
For the league. Yeah.
Yeah. So it looks like the Raiders caught him at just the right time.
The Raiders have really fucked things up for everybody else by putting Big Ben on the injury report. He's got a left pec strain.
I think he might just have had a heart attack. That's right where the heart, the human, the ventricle is.
When you say had, that means I think he's having. He's having a heart attack.
He might have like the aftershocks of an earthquake when it just rumbles for days. He's having a heart attack for a week long.
Because he cares too much. Right, and also so that a doctor can say, I've never seen anything like it.
This man had a heart attack over the course of two NFL games. So he's got an injured chest, but that means that he's just going to be ready to play.
Yeah. He's going to be ready to play.
And who knows if he's actually hurt. It doesn't matter, frankly, if Big Ben actually has a physical ailment or if it's all inside of his head, or if he just likes waking up in the morning and seeing his name on the ticker going across ESPN saying Big Ben questionable pectoral injury.
Who knows? But it's irrelevant to the fact that Big Ben is going to play way better this weekend now that he's on the injury report. Without a doubt.
He needs to be injured. He needs to have some adversity.
He needs a doctor to come out and say any other player would not be playing right now, but Big Ben has surreal strength. Quote Stu Feiner.
It was probably because the report came out yesterday that Carson Wentz has two sprained ankles. And Big Ben was like, hold my beer.
I need to get back in the action. I can't let another quarterback be talked about like that.

Carson Wentz having two sprained ankles.

So he is becoming a tragic, tragic figure.

Okay, so yes, it's tragic.

We don't root for injuries.

Get all this stuff out of the way right ahead.

It's very funny that he has two sprained ankles.

No, yeah, no.

It's hilarious.

It's tragic in comedy.

Like, he's a very funny. I was thinking about it because what is the difference between Jameis and Carson Wentz? There's not a lot at this point.
They both are very, very funny when they're trying to make plays. I think Jameis has a little bit more of a – it's just more fun with Jameis.
Carson, it feels – he hasn't embraced the fact that he is not good.

Yeah, I'd say like Jameis Winston is like Wile E. Coyote.

Yeah.

Where he's kind of goofy and he does crazy shit like run into walls that are very clearly.

The tunnel's painted on the rock, Jameis.

You don't have to run into it.

Carson Wentz is like Elmer Fudd.

Where he's kind of the butt of the joke.

Right.

He's still like out there trying to make things happen. But six times a game game he fires a shotgun and it backfires into his face.
Yes, yes. And then the seventh time comes and he's like, no, this is the time, it's good, and then he looks in the barrel and then it fires again in his face.
Exactly, yeah. But yeah, so Big Ben is hurt.
That's the big news. Also, maybe Aaron Rodgers is back.
But we all knew that was going to happen. At home against the Lions.
This was a get-right game for him, yeah. We all knew that Aaron Rodgers was going to do that.
He even was doing a ton of pass plays from the one-yard line, so he made sure he got five touchdowns. Jared Goff, great first drive.
Awesome first half by Jared Goff. The rain was not fair.
The rain showed up, and there was a couple fumbles after that, and I don't think that the rain should have done that to Jared Goff. It only rained when the Lions had the ball.
I don't know if you noticed that, but when Aaron Rodgers had the ball, for some reason it just cleared up, and he was able to get along with his offense fine. But yeah, Jared Goff, awesome first half in this game, and that's all we're going to say about Jerry Goff's play.
He looked really good in the first half. I would like to unilaterally say that Tom Fernelli is suspended from coming on part of my take.
He texted us with a hot tip about Jared Goff yesterday. Hey, just so you know, Jared struggles against zone defense.
Yeah, Tom, we know that you talked to Pete, who watches the tape, and he said he won't throw touchdowns against his own defense. Guess what? Two touchdowns in the first half.
I blocked his number. Oh, you did? How are you going to get your takes, then? What do you mean? Still follow him on Twitter.
Well, no. It's the opposite.
Tom would have to block Hank. Right.
Tom gets all his takes from Hank. Correct.
Yeah, my mistake. Yeah, it was.
Yeah, and then Aaron Rodgers wished me peace and love via our boss, Dave, so that sucked even more. Dude, just stop.
I hate him. He looks tacky and gross with his hair.
His hair looks terrible. You know what I've noticed about his hair? He has sarcastic hair.
Yeah. I don't even know what that means, but he's the only person that your hair is just like, dude, you're laying it on pretty thick.
We get it. Aaron also charity shamed the shit out of you.

Yeah, but I don't care.

He said, I can't believe Big Cat still has a vendetta against me after all these years

and the Barstool Fund.

So what?

He gave a little money.

He's rich.

Who cares?

We all gave money to the Barstool Fund.

It's almost like he's running up the score on you by just mentioning all that stuff.

He keeps a running list in his head.

I'm so sick of this guy.

This hair is gross. He looks gross.
He's tacky. And this also wasn't so...
This was a message last Wednesday. A text thread between Dave and Aaron.
Dave was like, you've heard him a lot. And he said, I wish him love and peace.
This was Wednesday. And then he followed up at 2.25 in the morning.
So you're on his mind. He really wanted to rub it in your face.
Yeah, I live rent-free in his head. And he said, love to you and Big Cat.
I've never thought about him.

Have I ever even mentioned the guy?

Barely.

Yeah, Aaron Rodgers, come on, bro.

Give it a rest.

Hey, Aaron, Big Cat's not going to fuck you, bro.

It is great when people are like, dude, you think about Aaron Rodgers too much.

I'm like, yeah, no shit.

Because he's haunted your dreams for 15 years.

He smashes me in the face twice a year, sometimes three.

I do want to give a shout-out, though, to real star, the real talented Aaron on the Packers. Correct.
This is Aaron's team, guys. He scored a touchdown yesterday.
He scored three touchdowns, right? Four. Four on his last touchdown.
He was carrying a necklace that had his father's ashes in it around his neck because his dad passed away this offseason. Fell off in the end zone.
He didn't know where it was. So after the game, he was doing his post-game interview, a real pro's pro respecting the biz, talking to Susie Colbert, I think, after the game, saying, my necklace fell off, my dad's ashes are somewhere in the end zone.
We're going to get to work on finding that later. Didn't even go and try to find his dad after the game.
Went right, did the interview. Wow.
They did find his dad's ashes, so he got the necklace back. I thought that was kind of cool.
Yeah, that is very cool. Like, he's playing a game with your dad, although Goodell would probably be like, that's taunting.
Yes. To have your father get buried in the end zone.
Yeah, you can't do that. The Chargers' refs would have called it 12 men on the field.
There was a little bit of a confusion too with our

taunting discussion on Monday because people are like

there's a difference between celebrating and taunting.

I agree. Celebrating

should always be allowed. Taunting, like

if you're actually standing over someone, okay

fine. I have no problem with it, but I get it.

You have to call it every now and then. My issue

with the taunting rules is

they're calling

general celebrations as taunting that's the problem there's some bleed over there right exactly the lines have been blurred so you have regular celebrations or yelling quickly in a guy's face that becomes taunting i think that's too much like yes if there is true taunting where a guy is dropping his nutsack on another guy's face after he breaks up a pass.

I, again, I have no problem with it. I wish that they would allow that to happen.
But I also am not going to complain if they throw a flag there because that's the rule. But it's the bleed over where it's, okay, was he kind of yelling at him? Sure.
But that's such an innocuous thing. Just let it happen.
That's my problem. Okay, I've got two rules that I think we can all agree on to put in place to stop taunting in the NFL.
First is if you're a defensive back and a pass is thrown incomplete, you should not be allowed to celebrate that ever unless you touch the pass. The Bill Burr rule.
The Bill Burr rule. You're not allowed to do the incomplete sign.
You're not allowed to get up in the receiver's face. If he drops a pass or it's overthrown, you're not allowed to celebrate that.
Second rule. Unless the defense is really good.
Okay, fair enough. Second rule.
Because if the pass had been better, you can't fault the cornerback because the quarterback sucks. or if he's playing great defense and it's incomplete pass, I think you kind of have to do the incomplete.
What if it's a great pass and you're playing great defense, but it's a drop catch? I think you still have to. This is what happens.
It's up to your description. This is what happens.
I think we have to make it a blanket statement. Unless you touch the ball or affect the pass breakup, it's taunting if you do the incomplete sign.
Ask yourself in the moment, if you're a corner, all the cornerbacks listening to this show right now, ask yourself in the moment when you do Tell the Truth Monday and you sit there and watch the film, will you be highlighted as playing good defense on that given play? If the answer is yes, you can do whatever you want. Okay.
Easy. The other rule, you're not allowed to do any fucking celebrations that are included in a commercial that is currently being shown on the television.
For instance, the discount double check. Agreed.
You can't do it. Disgusting.
You can't do it. It's because the league has corporate partners, Big Cat, and we need to protect the interests of the league overall.
And as Roger Goodell will tell you, what's good for the league is good for the players in the long run. So we can't have players advertising competing sponsors.
Like imagine if me or you just put up a bunch of Instagram stories all the time for I won't even say the name of a certain beer company that is a competing sponsor of Coors Light. When you think about it too, Aaron Rodgers doing what's the State Farm discount double check? Yeah, bleep that out.
Yeah, okay, bleep that out. But that is a competing sponsor of Coors Light.
When you think about it, too, Aaron Rodgers doing, what's it, State Farm? Discount Double Chat. Yeah, bleep that out.
Yeah, okay, bleep that out. But that is actually just encouraging people to drive poorly because they know that they'll be covered.
Yeah. So there's no safe drivers when Aaron Rodgers is saying, hey, just buy this insurance and you can crash your car and we'll pay for it.
It's actually, if you're encouraging people to purchase insurance, you're encouraging gambling.

Yeah.

Which is bad.

$1,800 gambler.

$1,800 gambler, but also fun.

But he never says, do it responsibly.

Right.

Aaron Rodgers to this day has never said, purchase insurance responsibly.

He has not.

Not to my knowledge.

There are a bunch of youths out there that are going to think that purchasing insurance is fun and a way to invest their money and a safe way to make some money for retirement. Not always the case, guys.
Remember that jackass? I can't remember which movie it was. It might have been just the show when they rented the car and got all the insurance and just fucked it up.
That was so awesome. It tried to retire.
I was like, that is the coolest thing ever. Those guys rule.
Also, in the Monday Night Broadcast, Brett Favre, I don't think he's alive. I think it was animatronic Brett Favre that we saw last night, like a Chuck E.
Cheese character. It was cool.
Aaron Rodgers, not this part, Aaron Rodgers getting top 10 passing overall, but it was kind of cool that when it happened you had three guys in the top 10 talking on a broadcast. Yeah, I just thought Favre definitely did not even have his computer monitor on.
He's the kind of guy, he's like everyone's dad who just refers to the computer as being like my email. Yeah.
Like, come help me turn my email on. He even said, he's like, I didn't watch the first half.
I was just trying to log on. Yeah, his screen is just clippy being like, hey, it looks like you're still trying to do your taxes.
He was just screaming at everyone in his house, get off the phone. Yeah.
Get off the phone. Get off the phone.
I got to go do this live stream. Yeah, Gronk was awesome, though.
Yeah, he was. I don't think Gronk knew he was on television.
He just thought he was having a – he thought he was on Chat Roulette again. He really did.
We were talking about it in the group text, but he really is the Manning's worst nightmare in terms of respecting the game because he's just like, yeah, I just get out there and I run and I'm better than everyone. They're like, what do you mean you don't watch tape? This is crazy.
He's just so, he's so gronk and it's so great to see. I think he said he was playing cards actually during it.
Probably up the river, down the river. Yeah.
Asshole. Yeah.
Kings. Yeah.
Everyone seems to universally. Strip poker with Camille.
That's it. That's all they do.
Just the two of them sober. Everyone universally loves the Manning broadcast.
I watched it for the second time last night. My only thing is that it's good, but I feel like the regular broadcast is still better.
Okay. Like when I'm watching the Manning broadcast, it just doesn't feel like a big game.
It's casual and it's good and the moments that come out of it are good. but watching an entire game, I keep switching back to the regular broadcast.
I agree. I have actually, so after we talked about it last week and I was like, this was incredible, I am stepping a half step back from my incredible take to, it's okay.
Because it is okay. I tuned in every now and then, but I completely agree.
If your team is playing, if it's a really big game, I think the traditional broadcast still trumps it because it's just human nature that if you are trying to follow along with what the Manning brothers are saying and watch the game, it's hard to do. So it's not even a knock on the Mannings.
It's simply the fact that our brains are too small to follow two things at the same time. And sometimes I like to hear the crowd, that kind of stuff.
It's good, but I feel like the regular broadcast is still better. For a game like last night, though, that got a little out of hand in the second half, they're the perfect thing to flip over and be like, all right, let's see what they're talking about.
Yeah, I liked him. I liked him a lot.
But you're right. I would never watch a Washington football team broadcast on that channel.
I would never watch a game. I might watch an important game and go back and forth to the Mannings.
But I don't think that's not the audience that they're going for. I thought it made a game like last night a million times better, except for Peyton Manning.
I'm an Eli stand now. I don't know if you know that about me.
Yeah, no. I mean, I thought Peyton was actually kind of rude to Eli.
He was. He was.
Eli looked very handsome last night. He did.
Did you notice that? Yes. Eli has aged backwards.
He looks like he's 10 years younger than he was when he was last in the league. He probably will show up for some of Arch Manning's recruiting visits.
Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised. Where's Cooper? Cooper was at Georgia on Saturday.
Okay. Because that's Arch got uh they went there all the kids it's god bless the south god bless college football we're gonna have sam pitman in a second but it was a bunch of college kids that had uh body painted a 16 year old's name on their body love it i just wait georgia guys georgia and? Georgia fans.
And Georgia fans are the king of body painting. Yes.
Do you remember that video? Yes. The Spurrier.
Oh yeah. Spurrier, that visor's coming off.
Yes. No, it was a bunch of college kids that just had Arch Manning written out on their bodies.
They had the base code. To try to get him there, yeah.
Oh, wait. Yeah.
I thought also the Manning broadcast, it is, and I think most of us watch Monday Night

Football in a similar way, just sitting on the couch by yourself.

But you can't watch that broadcast if you're with other people.

That's the other part.

No, no.

You wouldn't be able to watch it if you're with a group that is talking and conversing

during the game because you really do have to extra focus.

It's really a broadcast for the loneliest people in the world.

Which Monday Night Football is pretty. Unless it's your team, I feel like people aren't gathering for Monday Night Football.
No, right. That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, absolutely. Sunday Night would probably be a disaster.
If they ever tried to do it for Thursday Night Football, it wouldn't work. Right.
Like that kind of thing. But yeah, it's for the loneliest people and for sports media journalists to tweet about how incredible it is.
Well, that was my thing. I'm now taking a step back from incredible i got i got swept up week one hand up i still like it no i i did i went from my grade went from incredible to good okay that's all i was i was watching it and i was like i feel like the the media people are over hyping this because the entire time i was like i kind of just want to switch back and i eventually did because i was just like i can't the media people have to make my own decisions and we i do this my hand is up um we get swept up very quickly about anything that's new and maybe also anything that's manning related it's the perfect storm for for media columnists to be like this is the best thing that's ever happened because like the one and the man i don't know who said this so credit to you whoever you are but they, this just shows how good it is.
Every single network needs to be thinking about doing this type of broadcast. It was like, no.
How many Manning brothers are there? Right. Should they just be on every channel all the time? Yeah.
Because it's really, you put Peyton on any broadcast, and it's going to be good. Yeah.
He's a very, very good football analyst. He's just speaking off the top of his head.
And he says he wants. Off the top of his considerable head for two hours at a time.
And he's always entertaining. My hope for this is not that every company does this.
My hope for this is that Peyton Manning, it gets Peyton Manning the universal praise that he's looking for maybe and gets him into the booth. Because he would be so good in the booth.
It'd be very funny to see Fox try to copy it. Like, we got the Detmers.
Yeah. We got Ty and Coy.
That would be cool. CBS has the McCowns.
Yes, why not? I would watch a Gronk broadcast. I'd watch a Jim Kelly, Swag Kelly.
Yeah. That would be sick.
Absolutely. Or Swag Kelly, Billy Football.
Yep. I do think that they're kind of using me at this point, though, on the broadcast.
They definitely are. They 100%.
I think that was the only tweet that they showed last night. Yeah, no, there's some producer at ESPN that's, we're going back in time.
They're like, you know what would be good? Because we got these Pardon My Take guys, but didn't get barced. But now they've got me over a barrel because, like, am I just not supposed to tweet about the broadcast anymore because I still like watching the broadcast

and I kind of feel like

I feel like I have to kind of

because I've got a budding rivalry against

Peyton Manning. Here's what you guys do.
So I don't think that

we can just throw that away. I think I need to go after

Peyton a little bit harder. Start putting more curse words

in it. That and also

do like hashtag Barstool Sports

hashtag pardon my take on every tweet

on Monday Night Football. Maybe you know what I might do?

Go ahead. You want it? Let's see if you really want it.

Goodell lies. You know what I might do?

I might just like put

little things in there, little Easter eggs like start

every word in the sentence so it

spells out fuck. Yeah.
ESPN.

Yes. Fuck ESPN.

Yeah, if you could do that, that would be sick.

Or just really

put them to the test.

This is a joke, though, for the ESPN producer that's 100% listening to this.

No, I'm kidding.

Fuck you.

No.

Hank, don't do that yet.

Do your tweets.

Have your tweet about Peyton Manning, and then underneath it, just be like, anyone else

super horny, want to fuck a chick?

Hashtag Barstool Sports.

All right, go ahead.

You want to use our clout?

Do it. You know what I might do? I might enlist the help of a good friend, Memes, and do a Photoshop and put a dick in the background of the picture, like the cover of The Little Mermaid.
Yes. Yeah.
Might get a penis on ESPN, too. Let's see.
I mean, we are using you. I'm going to put my penis on ESPN, too.
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Wood. That's a sign of the internet poisoning all of our brains, that we absolutely knew what you were saying as you were saying it.
All right, college football. Color update.
Color update for the college football playoff. If they started the college football playoff today, my final four would be Georgia and Bama, which obviously not new colors, but Oregon and Penn State, new colors.
Okay. So that's our color update.
That Penn State crowd on Saturday night was – I know that we – what did we give ourselves? Till Halloween that we can be like, man, sports. Prouds are back? No, no.
We said it's going to be like a full year of different sports coming back for the first time. Okay, yes.
But football – That whiteout. Yes.
You're definitely allowed to overreact to that. I didn't.
I didn't. I just said it was electric, but it really truly was like, man, I miss this so, so much.
That game was incredible. And my other big note from the college football week three is we have now the potential to have a true chaos year that we haven't had in a very long time because Alabama got outplayed by Florida.
They won, but they got outplayed. In the second half.
The first half, Alabama looked pretty dominant. Florida ran all over them.
In the second half. In the second half.
I think Alabama was up 21-3 or something like that when the game started. And it looked like it was out of hand at the beginning.
And then the quarterback for Emory Jones, right, for Florida, he figured like, hey, I should probably stop trying to pass the ball as much and use my feet. But that's winning time.
That's winning time. That's winning time.
I'd rather play well in the second half than the first. But, yeah, they were very close.
That was weird because Alabama, we thought going into that game, oh, they have the old school Alabama awesome defense. They got run on.
245 yards, run on. So Alabama, suspect.
The SEC West is also really, really loaded, so it's going to be a gauntlet this year. Oklahoma, suspect.
Frauds. Ohio State, major suspect.
Tulsa gave them a little bit of a game. And then you have Oregon, where the Pac-12 is maybe, like, after Oregon, they just, no one wants to win a game of consequence.
Like, Arizona State losing to BYU, Colorado getting, like, zero yards against Minnesota. They all just keep shooting themselves in the foot.
So, I don't want to take Kirk Herbstreet out for a stake, but Cincinnati, BYU, this could be the chaos year we've been looking for for a very long time. Back to what, 2007? 2007 and 2011, right? Was that the other year where shit got really nuts at the end? I'm rooting for a chaos year.
Oh, and Clemson. I forgot to mention Clemson.

Clemson barely beat.

I mean, they beat Georgia Tech, but that's a bad Georgia Tech team,

and they struggled.

So, yeah, the whole year.

All the NCAA is sus this year.

Clemson right now, 2-1, ranked No. 9 in the AP,

so they're behind Cincinnati.

But, again, if you don't think that Clemson is going to leapfrog Cincinnati. They will.

If they win convincingly in the cupcake games that they have in the ACC, they will leapfrog Cincinnati eventually. Yes.
Ahead of Cincinnati, Iowa is suspect. Yeah, no, they've been dominant.
I think that Iowa's – I don't think they're the fifth best team in the country. No, no, no.
They've been dominant, though, so you can't – I agree with you. Their offense isn't very good.
They've gotten a lot of good turnover luck. A lot of pick sixes.
I'm not saying they're frauds yet. As of right now, they have put together a very nice resume in terms of who they beat.
They beat Iowa State at Iowa State, which is a big-time win. Who they beat week one, I can't even remember.
But they get credit because they have been very good i do think that oklahoma is big time fraud yeah big time fraud they they just they don't look good at all like no spencer rattler was he's got the name i thought he was gonna be great mostly just because of the name and because of all the hype that was behind him snake emoji snake emoji i want i the ncaa is a better place when spencer rattler would be a good quarterback because you get to say the words spencer rattler yes all the time but he hasn't looked great and i'm sure that a team's gonna draft him a little bit too high i'm also starting to buy back in on the fact that some team is going to draft bo nicks in the second round oh yeah it's gonna happen bo nicks and be a terrible decision. He really is.
I mean, I bet against them because of Bo Nix, but he... I said it on Saturday night.
Half of his passes really do look like he's playing for Dude Perfect, throwing into an invisible trash can somewhere 15 to 20 yards off the field. Like, he just throws these moonshots that his receivers don't even know what's going on.

Yeah, I mean, I was on the money line for that one.

The fourth down and goal fade to the end zone.

Awful call.

Probably the worst football call I've ever seen.

I'm not a football guy.

I don't know all the routes and all the schemes and things you can do in the red zone, but

it was so, so, so, so, so bad.

Any other play would have been better.

Between that and Emery Jones just holding on, like basically trying to carry his running back in, refusing to give it up on the read option, on the two-point conversion. Those were some tough end-of-game situations.
But I'm ready for chaos. I love watching it all break out.
I really do. And, of course, this could now lead to having just the classic Oklahoma figures it out, Alabama, Clemson, Ohio State.
But as we sit right now after three weeks, no one's really that impressive outside of Georgia. No one has really been in Penn State.
Wins over quality opponents looking good. Notre Dame might be good too.
No, they're not. Houston.
Wisconsin's going to beat them. You don't think Notre Dame's good? I think Notre Dame might be.
Did you? They barely beat Toledo. That was two weeks ago? Yeah.
And then they, I mean, they didn't, they covered against Purdue, but it wasn't like they blew them out. And they also barely beat a Florida State team that is now 0-3.
I think they might be there at the end of the year. UH had a big bounce back.
Notre Dame will lose to either Wisconsin or Cincinnati. Hopefully Wisconsin.
They've got a tough schedule. Hank, how are you feeling about four Ohio State losses? I feel good.
I mean, they barely beat 10. Yeah, they didn't look good.
No. Tulsa, you mean.
Tulsa has a pretty good defense, but yes. But yeah, I was like, there was a chance they lost that game.
That made me feel good about the rest of the season. If they barely beat Tulsa or whatever, they beat them at 20, but still, it was closer than it should have been.
It was. It was very close, especially at halftime.
I got a little bit scared watching that game. I was like, hashtag Hank was right.
We'll see. A lot of football left, but I'm excited.
I'm excited. All right.
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Visit ahs.com slash listen for 20% off any plan. See ahs.com slash contracts for coverage details limitations and exclusions hank your hot seat cool throne uh my hot seat is hot soup oh coming through hot soup coming through uh so basically big cat you're on the hot seat you kind of trademarked that saying you made it popular well you didn't trademark it so that's why you're in the hot seat tom brady Brady on Instagram yesterday used that caption.
Well, I didn't create the saying, but yes, I popularized it. You popularized it.
Is it, what is it, like a Midwest thing? I don't, it's, I've heard it a few times. I don't think it's very popular.
I've also seen it on a couple, someone showed me a cartoon that someone used it. I don't know.
Either way, yeah, it's starting to gain some hot soup coming through. Although Tom Brady probably did trademark it, didn't he? I don't know.
He probably did. I don't think you're allowed.
What kind of soups are even allowed on the TB12 diet? Not many. Gazpacho? No, that's all tomatoes.
That's right. That's right.
It's a million percent tomatoes. I can never keep track of the TB12 of whether it's like you eat

all the tomatoes in the world or none of the tomatoes.

None of the tomatoes.

You eat all the avocados or none of the avocados.

I think it's all the avocados, all the ivermectin,

all the water.

Right?

Yes.

For scabies.

For scabies, though.

And bleach your asshole with the sun.

Yes.

That's it.

But Tom also has a podcast.

He's got to come on.

He's got to come on.

Wait, he has a podcast?

Do you say with your son or the son? The son. Okay.
Do you think you're tougher than the son? The fucking son? Because he got mad at ESPN. ESPN fucking...
ESPN's on the hot seat too. ESPN F1 didn't credit us with the Daniel Ricciardo story.
They just posted a tweet that was like... They shamed.
Danny Ricciardo has confirmed that Netflix was following him from Monza. Just didn't say where he confirmed it.
And then I got involved the AWL's got involved and started like shitting down their throat. Two hours later they replied to the tweet and was like hashtag part of my take.
Meanwhile F1 like the main account, main Instagram account posted the quote with like great credit so shout out to the real F1. They have way more followers.
They're way more legit. Just classic ESPN being terrible journalists.
I just want it on the record. And then they had to pity, pity credit.
Yeah, I want it on the record. So people understand we don't actually care about credit.
It's not something that we're like, God damn it. Credit us.
We think it's very funny how far they go out of the way to make the font super small and all that stuff so don't think they were ever mad but it was funny that everyone shamed uh espn f1 into doing the follow-up tweet two hours later yeah i i agree i don't care it is funny it's legitimately funny it's like a word search when bad journalism bad journalism jake jake actually care. Yeah, but we don't care.
When Bleacher Report has a picture of a stadium, and it uses one of our stories, and then it's like a magic eye of the people in the stadium where if you stare at it long enough, the words PMT come out of it. It's like Jim Harbaugh gives us a quote, and they do a maze-out stadium, and then the quote is in yellow.
The part of my take is in yellow. In the crowd.
But F1 shout out to F1. They had a great post great credit.
Tagged us and everything so shout out to them and they have like 15 million dollars so that was huge. Fuck ESPN.
My cool throne and my point was that I saw Tom Brady like got mad at them too for not crediting him from a story from like his. Yeah, Tom's getting into the game.
Love it. Content game.
Come on the show, Tom. My cool throne is, I guess, me by virtue of Ben Simmons.
I don't have to worry about Philly coming at me being a very hated person in Philly because Ben Simmons is now public enemy number one. He said he's not going to report to camp.
He doesn't plan on ever playing a game there ever again. So he's not going to be on the Sixers, it seems like.
And he will be the most hated person. I know there's been a lot of people, a lot of hate from Philly throwing in a lot of people.
In recent last, what, 10, 15 years, this has got to be number one. I can't think of anyone else who has really just fucked the city of Philadelphia and then is just like, I hate them.
Nelson Aguilar, maybe. No, but you're right.
He got traded. It's not even close.
He didn't say, I'm not reporting. It's not even close.
I don't understand what Ben Simmons is doing because, sure, he wants to be traded, but you stink right now. And so the first thing you should be doing is practicing.
Right. It's like, imagine a firefighter that started a dozen fires and threw cats up trees, being like, you know what? I'm not coming into work until you guys pay me more.
Yeah, until you trade me. Yeah.
Yeah, it's baffling. I still think he'd be good in the right spot.
That's just me. That's me trusting draft picks.
You know what? Trusting high drafts. You know what you're doing? You're Carson Wentz-ing Ben Simmons.
Duh. If you got drafted number one overall, you don't lose that.
If the Celtics could get him without getting rid of Jalen Brown or Jason Tatum, it would be all three of them on the same team.

I would love that.

And it would just be fun for him to be good.

Yeah.

Great concept.

You'd have to run out and get a Ben Simmons jersey immediately.

Oh, I'd be the biggest Ben Simmons fan ever.

I still kind of am, just by virtue of Philly hating him.

We're kind of just brothers in arms.

What about Kyrie?

Is Kyrie going to get...

I heard a rumor.

I think he's retiring.

That he was going to retire if they were going to trade him. If they try to trade him, he will retire, which is a great move.
He's basically retired already. Gronk did that move.
He's mailed it in. Successfully.
Yeah. Yeah.
All right, your hot seat, cool throw on PFT. Okay, my hot seat is the Carolina Panthers because it's Mills Mafia time.
Officially announced today, Adam Schefter said that Tarad is out with a hamstring,

so it's going to be Davis Mills.

I did a little bit of research on Davis Mills just so you have to be prepared

and know a couple things about him.

He was the number one recruit.

He was the number one recruit out of high school in his class.

Number one guy.

That doesn't go away, Big Cat.

Nope, does not.

Although, it does, but no, it doesn't. Oh, cat nope does not although it does but no it doesn't oh shit what are the saints at home this weekend no they're playing at the patriots oh okay oh that's good because there's a fire on the superdome roof oh they're not even there period how does the roof they're on the road for the first month of the season.
That's bad.

That seems bad.

Yeah.

It doesn't look good.

We don't need no water.

Let that motherfucker burn.

Yeah, fuck.

Hot seat at the Superdome.

Okay.

Yeah, keep going with David Smills facts. He has nine and a half inch hands.

Okay.

And he split starting time with KJ Costello at Stanford.

Yep.

He should have stayed an extra year at Stanford.

He fucked me on a...

I think it was against Cal in 2019.

Yeah.

That's really all I got about Davis Mills. He looks like a low-sodium Daniel Jones.
Like a diet version of Daniel. Oh, no, the Daniel Jones is too spicy for me.
Yes. I do feel bad for guys who are number one in their position coming out of high school because that actually feels like most of the time it doesn't work out.
Jimmy Clawson, bro. You can't walk around being like, I was number one out of high school.
It's just different. If you get drafted number one overall in a professional league, one, you have money, and two, that's something.
You've got the picture of you in the suit on draft night with the commissioner yeah you've got a bunch of articles written about you by national media being like we'll see we can't wait to see how this guy plays and if you are number one coming out of high school and you don't amount to anything the follow-up question is what happened yes that sucks but but still that's the most important thing that we can know about millie football is he was the number one ranked. I kind of like that.

Yeah, Millie.

It sounded good.

Millie football.

Mills Mafia, Mount Up.

Mills Mafia.

Billy, you were ranked pretty high coming out of high school too, right?

Number one.

No.

In my heart.

No.

If Billy had gone to Stanford, this could have been you.

Yeah.

In my heart. Davis Bills.

There's some kind of construction going on.

All right.

Your cool throne?

My cool throne is sexism. Ooh.
Sexism is back. It's on the cool throne because, I don't know if you heard this in the news, but the Taliban didn't appoint any females to high-ranking cabinet positions.
What the fuck? So they're cancelled. Damn.
I regret to inform you that the Taliban is sexist. It would have been funny.

No girl bosses.

I'm canceling my vacation to Afghanistan.

Good.

I will, too.

I'll cancel yours as well.

Thank you.

You're going to really regret canceling that vacation.

Yeah, I mean, in general, canceling a vacation is ever good.

It's tough.

But I have morals.

I've got to stand for something.

Yeah, that's true.

That's true.

All right.

My hot seat is everyone on this podcast except possibly jake quick straw poll uh when was the last time all you guys went to the dentist it was at the old office remember during march madness when my mouth like felt like it was on fire yeah and i went there and they're like yeah you have four wisdom teeth that are pressing on nerves. So what was that? 2017? Three years ago? Four years ago? Four years ago.
Yeah. Ten years minimum from Bubba? When I got my wisdom teeth out.
When was that? Two years ago. Okay.
Hank? I was still living in Williamsburg, so like three or four years ago. Yeah.
Jake, I assume you went six months ago. No, two years, but just made an appointment this morning for two weeks from now.

So that's momentum. So I would, after that straw poll, I went today.
This is the first time I went in two years. Anyone who has not been there for more than three years just never go again, ever.
Because the dental hygienist was just ripping up my mouth, blood everywhere. and she was like, if you came in every six months like you're supposed to,

none of this was have happened. And I was like, well, what if I just never came in again? None of this would have happened.
And she's like, yeah, that's also true. So I think the rule is either go very often or never go again.
Also, they ding me for a root canal that I need. You have any cavities? I have to get a root canal in my old root canal.
Oh, that sucks. Yeah.
And the dentist who I know actually said, this is a real quote conversation. He's like, you got to get a root canal in your root canal because it might get infected.
And I was what if i just never come back again and he's like the dan heron method i wouldn't recommend that and i was like okay okay so but i would recommend it to all of you after doing what i had to do today it is absolutely the worst and apparently if you don't go for a while it's way way worse so anyone who's not gone to the dentist for over three years just never go again okay you'll be good well with mine it's like i've got four wisdom teeth and there's never a good time for me to get my wisdom teeth taken out the only time that would be acceptable is like when you had your kid like a thursday night yeah late night would be the only time where i won't have to talk or show up yeah for two days but besides that it's like i'm basically it would be funny to do a show with you having your wisdom teeth out. It does suck.
But I'm not a drug guy. It does suck.
It really does suck. So yeah, that is my hot seat.
Seriously, don't go to the dentist. Anyone listening to this right now, if you haven't been regularly, just give up.
Just give up. It's way better than having to do what I did today.
You know how many of your ancestors survived without ever going to a dentist? Facts. Probably thousands of them.
And listen, it's not a problem unless you go. Like, I didn't know that I had an infection in my root canal until I went today.
Ignorance is bliss. All right, my cool throat is Matt Nagy because I think actually now he's full clown car fun.
So I don't know if you guys saw, but he was asked, a reporter asked him, is Andy Dalton still your starter if healthy? Matt Nagy said, that's something I'm not going to get into with scheme. The reporter said, that's not scheme.
Matt Nagy said, yes, it is. So he had a standoff.
And then afterwards, he left his press conference. He finished his press conference.
He sent someone from Bears PR back out to tell the reporters Andy Dalton is the team's starting quarterback when he is healthy. That's Veep.
He's doing Veep. He had them go back and re-answer a question for him.
Yeah. So now he's a clown car.
It's funny, whatever. Can you delete all the articles that you've written already, and here's the update.
Andy andy dalton is the guy also imagine doing that matt nagy there's there's no reason to just go around telling everybody that you see hey by the way andy dalton's the guy yeah like wow i didn't ask like it's he's the walking sir this is a wendy's tweet yes like he actually would pull up to a fast food place be like let me get a mcdouble and also andy dalton's gonna start for us when he healthy. Yeah, I just imagine a scene later in the season, like a Friday Night Lights scene, where Andy Dalton is laying on the trainer's table.
His knee is mangled. Justin Fields looking so healthy and fresh and young and supple.
And Matt Niggins comes over to Andy Dalton and is like, can he go? Doctor's like, I may never walk again. The question was, can he go? Shoot him up.
Get him out there so he can play. Look at me in the eye.
I made the man a promise. That's going to happen.
It's a fucking clown car. So I appreciate him at least getting to the funny part.
Because there is that we've talked about it many times. If your team is going to suck suck at least have it be fun and entertaining in a weird stupid like clown circus way and i think we're approaching that very so the only thing that makes me think it's like not quite at clown level yet is just that naggy seems too sad all the time he seems like just a depressed individual which is it's tough to be like oh a clown.
Yeah. I need him to be a little bit more goofy.
Yeah. Like Mike McCarthy, when he fucks things up.
Put on a clown nose. Yeah, he is a clown.
Yes. Matt Nagy, at least, yeah, like get hit in the face with a pie.
Yeah. Or dunk your head in some sultry.
Or a ball. Have Andy Dahl hit you in the face with a ball.
There you go. Wear giant shoes.
I still maintain, by the way, to this day, that the best thing that you can do if you're a sideline reporter is have footage get leaked of you getting hit in the head with a ball. Yes.
And then you instantly become likable. It's like, oh, it's that person that got hit with a football.
Yeah, or smoked. That and a broadcaster's catching foul balls behind the plate.
Oh, yeah. Oh, it's good.
Barehanded. All right, Jake, your hot seat, cool throw.
My hot seat is Saquon Barkley. He was tailgating with Penn State students over the weekend playing beer pong, and he was very bad.
Oh. So that went viral.
I think I'd probably rather have, if I was a coach, I'd rather have my player be really bad at beer pong than, like, excellent at beer pong. I don't know.
That's simple. That's a tough look.
That's simple athleticism and, like, hand-eye coordination. But you could maybe be too strong for that tiny little ping pong ball.
Like if he fumbled a ping pong ball in a video. You know you have hundreds of cameras around you.
It's going to go viral one way or another. Remember the NFC Championship game when Adrian Peterson took a picture eating French fries before? Yep.
And then he fumbled? You can't do that. If he fumbles, yeah, that's going to come back to haunt him.
And my Cool Throne's Bill's Mafia. So they're shooting a commercial for're asking for fans 1200 for a day's worth of work if you want to jump through a table are you simping for jeff bezos now no so that was sounded a little providing context okay by the way uh billy is firmly on jeff bezos side with everything because we walked to that when we went to dave and busters which was fantastic by the way shout out d and Buster's, the greatest place on earth.
Ding, ding, ding. Check out the wow wall.
We walked into a mall that was semi empty. It was abandoned.
And Billy was just like, this is going to be the sickest Amazon fulfillment center. No, I was just realizing real estate trends.
Yeah. Billy, you were connecting dots.
Go to Dave and Buster's. Bill, he was like, crazy how the pandemic has only benefited Jeff Bezos.

All right, Bill, your hot seat. No, no, real quick for Jake's thing, because Jake is right.

They're trying to pay Bill's mafia, remember, what, $1,200?

Yes.

For a day's worth of work doing something that you would have done anyways,

getting thrown through a table.

I love it.

So Jake will have all the relative information,

relevant information about that.

Yes. Supporting the economy, too.
My hot seat's Joey Chestnut. Uh-oh.
He recently competed in a Cincinnati Oktoberfest bratwurst eating competition. They're like sausages.
He won, but he was very closely almost beaten by Mickey Sudo, who was the women's Nathan's hot dog eating champion. Oh, wow.
So he ate 68. She ate 66.
But think about this. The closest person to get to him in the hot dog eating contest was like he was 72.
Right. And the next person was like 45.
Right. Which is like a 23 or whatever.
And when you divide, it's like this was closer. Different sport though, dude.
It's a different sport, but the bratwursts are bigger. But the funny thing is Mickey Sudo only ate 45 hot dogs for the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest.
So she was able to eat way more bratwursts, even though they're bigger. so she like, you know, if we're looking at trends, Joey Chestnut might get knocked off this next hot dog eating contest.
I'm just saying. By a woman? Yeah, that's why he's on the hot seat.
Okay. Why? Is his reign over? Okay.
Because, you know, he might get beaten July 4th if these trends are correct. The Taliban could learn a lot from Major League Eating about inclusivity.
That's all I'm going to say. I'm just saying sats.
Okay, next. And my cool throne is Belichick warlock magic.
So Peyton Manning also thought that Belichick was still bugging his locker room while he was playing, and he said that on the broadcast. So, you know, was the Jets locker room bugged? How was Zach Wilson exploited? But, you know, these are the things that you learn in Sun Tzu Art of War.
Yeah, I hate it because of Annis. Peyton's still mad because we beat him every time, except for when he was on the Broncos.
But that was because of the altitude. Didn't count for the air.
Okay, thank you, Billy. Yeah.
That's good. So Zach Wilson might be bugged and injured.
I think they bugged him. That is definitely, when I was talking about earlier, the whole media was sucking the Manning brothers off.
You just hate them? I don't hate them, but there's an element to that where it's kind of like at any moment they're going to bring up the Super Bowls and I'm going to flip the channel. So like why even why even why even set myself up for that i love it you're just you're you're not you're pre-triggered at all times yeah with the manning but i think i think for good reason it's just like yeah yeah i don't want to relive those memories yeah and they definitely will they always do bring it up yeah you would too if you want a super bowl um all right let's get to our interviews we got max homa before we do we've got a quick word, actually, from someone that he mentioned.
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Now here's Max Homa.

Okay, we now welcome on our very good friend.

It is Max Homa.

We have a deal.

It's in his contract that any time he wins a tournament, whether it's real or fake,

he comes on, pardon my take, that week.

So he did win a tournament this week. it was it real fortnight cup was it real yes it was real it did look a lot like fortnight um and it is right before the rider cup and nfl sunday nfl sunday that was the part that made me think it was fake because we were watching NFL Sunday.
And to Hank's credit, he's like, Max is maybe going to win this thing. And we put on the TV and we watched you.
And the whole time we're like, this isn't a real tournament. But then you win and it's like, oh, he million plus so congratulations on winning the fortnight cup uh during the nfl season yeah it's tough it's tough going against the nfl there was uh i even looked at the uh the ticket prices and like saturday was like 70 bucks and sunday was 30 and i was like i have a feeling that has something to do with the football But, you know, even if we had to do it in the background, not on TV, I'm going to count it as a real golf tournament.
Yeah, if the check cashes, I think it counts as being an official win. So I guess you claim that it's a real tournament.
The field, what was the field like? A real strong field at the Fortnite Invitational right before the rider number one player in the world played so uh how can you do better than that there pft is that you in the whole world are you number one no john rom oh john rom i also saw that max you are currently number one in the fedex point standing so yeah yeah you gotta to win. Stay there for the rest of the year, which should be pretty easy.
And, yeah, just a cool 18 million bucks. You've done the hard work, which is getting out into the lead.
So now you've just got to keep distance right now. Yeah, I always feel it.
Anytime I've ever bet on a horse, anytime my horse was out front early, they got absolutely smoked. So I've got to figure out a new strategy.
You want us to call in bomb threats on a horse anytime my horse was out front early they got absolutely smoked so i'm

kind of i gotta figure out a new strategy you want us to call in bomb threats on a weekly basis to every tournament so there's never another tournament played and you win uh we could talk about that offline hank might need to cut it but yeah i mean that's a you know i like i'll do it yeah we'll cut that out it's fortnight bombs we're talking about fortnight it's fair yeah however whatever happens there.

Phil was playing,

so that really, you just need to make sure every tournament you play in, like, either Phil or Tiger when he comes back, one of those guys, because then it doesn't really matter. It's just like, oh, Phil was there.
It's a real tournament. When someone said that, I was like, you know what? That checks out.
Max won a real tournament. This counts.
I like that. Yeah, yeah.
You just have to have – you got to check the field, make sure there's at least one name where you can kind of lean on and say, okay, yeah. Well, with you guys, it's like Brooks or Colin or – Will was – hey, Will was there.
Oh. I mean, it's a big event.
Now, I got to ask the real important question. You shaved your mustache.
You looked – I loved your mustache. It looked like you were wearing a disguise when we turned on the TV and you hit a putt and someone's like, Oh shit, Max just hit a putt.
I looked up, I was like, wait, where is he? Oh, that's him. You look like Bobby Valentine in the dugout, but that was an awesome mustache.
What are you doing? You won with the mustache and then you shave it so there's a lot of thought that would

I do it um you a mustache man yourself a big cat well you probably went through this phase but at some point there was like this sweet spot on like Monday or Tuesday where I really liked it like I actually thought I looked handsome and then there was this part that started about Thursday where I hated it and I looked I saw

your guys post Italian or pervert and I

was really

if I had to then there was this part that started about Thursday where I hated it. And I looked, I saw your guys post Italian or pervert.
And I was really trying to wrestle that question myself. I wasn't really loving my look anymore, but my dad is a big Steelers fan and growing up, he, he always would tell me this story about, I think it was Neil O'Donnell shaved his beard before the Superbowl against the Cowboys and they got dusted.
And so I've always been scared to ever change up my facial hair during the week of a tournament. And I could not wait till Monday to shave.
And I had kind of forgot Sunday that it was on my face. And I had to do like this selfie video for the PGA Tour or whatever.
And I like flip it on and I'm like, oh, no, in every picture like you look absolutely awful some people can pull it off i decided i just look i look incredibly creepy and not good i thought you looked great and you just you just got to power through those like those moments of self-doubt i mean it's been many years for me um yeah you do the nose tickling thing, dude?

It was like going right up my nose.

Yeah, but then you – if you just power through and you get, like, a month into having a mustache,

it just becomes a part of you.

You can never lose it.

I mean, sometimes I rock the full beard, but I like having a mustache.

I don't know.

It feels like – I might run it back.

It's very easy for me to grow hair, so it doesn't take all that long.

So if I ever, like, change this up, it just takes, like, three days to get back.

So I'll kind of workshop it. The way I would describe it is you're never naked with a mustache.
You go somewhere, you got your mustache with you. It's like bringing a buddy.
If you just say the word naked with a mustache, that's really creepy. Yeah, maybe.
But I think if you show up up and you got a mustache unless you are someone who's trying to maybe commit crimes it's like which you probably yeah you might be but that's the mustache guy like i don't know it you just always have something it's it's like something in your back pocket it's just nice you know what i mean you have a fall back like mace or chloroform something to talk about you're making it creepy creepy, not me. I think you're too much into your own head on the mustache.
You're not a mustache guy yet. I think Big Cat's right.
If you just kind of live with it for a while, it kind of takes over you. Right.
It becomes a part of your body. It just is.
And then it gets into your brain, and then it'll get rid of all those negative thoughts that you have about the mustache. This mustache is very, uh, it's a strong minded mustache.
Yeah.

No, let the mustache take over your body like a parasite.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Become the mustache.

The mustache becomes you.

Um, all right.

So you got 1.2 has a cash yet?

No, has not.

What are you?

Are you still doing the thing where you refresh your bank account?

I did not know. Can you check? Yeah, I'll check.
All right, let's see. One of these days it's going to happen.
I also, how many wins will you be like, oh, like I'm good. I've done it.
No, it hasn't. Damn, it hasn't cashed.
Like done, like just be happy? Like be over it? No, not over it. I guess it's a really probably a bad question.
Like I'm so rich? No, yeah, or just like I guess how many wins before you've like really, really arrived? You have arrived, right? Like you've won three times on the tour. That's there's it's probably if you did the history of the pga tour there's not many people who've won you know three or more tournaments but is there what's the next level is it like i guess i i don't know golf well enough but what's the next level that you're going for that you're like all right if i can get it to this level like holy shit now now max homa is someone people talk about in major tournaments not just oh max was here on thursday and friday that was cool i think it's on thursday and friday yeah i need to get to that saturday i'll go start making myself like a little trophy and like cash in 10 bucks in my uh account if i uh if i make these cuts more in the majors i honestly think just from like watching uh sports on tv or whatever i think uh the next step truly is playing well in majors i think you like kind of skip to that i i won you know two pretty big events and then i you know i won this one that obviously uh is being debated as a real a real golf tournament not by us not by us not by you by just by people uh but three you know three's a three I feel like is uh you know you win one it could be a fluke you win two it's getting harder to argue and win three it's like well it's not a fluke but you do need to play well in the in the four biggest events of the year um you know you look at the best players in the world.
That's kind of what they do. So I guess that would be the next big jump.
But, yeah, I don't know. I feel like the winning regular tour events, at least I've proven I could do it.
I mean, I read that Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, Brooks Koepka, Justin Thomas, they've all won three PGA Tour events, which means I'm in really great company. So that's a way to spin it.
But I also have two made cuts in majors, so I've got to boost that. I think you'll know that you finally made it once we start having the debate.
Like, I don't think Max Homa can win the big one. Once you get to the Sergio Garcia level where everybody the Sergio Garcia level where everybody's just like, you know what? Max, pretty good golfer when it's not a major tournament.
We'll see if he can get – once you have a monkey on your back, you're almost at the place. I need to find one, yeah.
You got to find a monkey, and you got to take a picture and, like, put it up on Instagram and be like, I'm trying to get the monkey off my back. You know, everyone always says Max Homa doesn't show up in the major tournaments.
This podcasting thing, man, this is amazing because before this, you only could ever talk to somebody about when they did have the monkey on their back. But now we're actually talking about finding the monkey, getting it off your back.
And then we're going to talk about getting it off your back. I like this.
You've got to get the monkey on. Yeah, you've got to get it on before you can get it off it's it's it's phases you have to get you have to make the cut i think it goes make the cut on majors consistently uh i think then it's it's the phase of hey max doesn't have a tea time it's 6 30 a.m on saturday in augusta yeah then it's can he get the monkey off his back then we win then we win i like that that's a good yeah i think a big one too is like when you look at like vegas lines if my uh and i know you like this but big cat if my major uh at major championships if my made cut uh prop bet isn't too close to 110 yep uh that would be a good sign of like yeah we're starting to believe in the kid yeah no i've bet it a bunch you don't you don't make those cuts um but you know we've so we've been down this road it's nice to be it's nice for you to be able to be a fan of these guys on the weekend amazing i can't like the rider cut this week can't wait to watch oh did you do they has anyone reached out being like hey maybe be ready uh yeah xander shawley's caddy how many steps away is that from from actually somebody with power yeah i mean that's pretty close he's closer than me he texted me he goes i'm not really sure he goes uh i haven't heard anything negative about brooks's wrist but he just so you know, if he does happen to not be able to play,

I'm going to make a big push for you.

Oh, wow.

I was like, thanks, Austin.

I'll be ready.

When was the last time that you played team golf?

I played like the Walker Cup, which is the amateur version of the Ryder Cup when I was in college.

So, I mean, it was for Team USA, so it was awesome.

But, yeah, it's been a while.

Now, I was in college. So, I mean, it was for Team USA, so it was awesome.

But, yeah, it's been a while.

Now, I don't want to get you into any of our other beefs in the golf world,

but I would like your opinion on something. I saw a tweet today that Bryson and Brooks did have dinner together

because they're on the Ryder Cup,

and that Bryson teased something fun coming soon.

We're going to have a look at the next slide. did have dinner together because they're on the Ryder Cup and that Bryson teased something fun coming soon.
What could that be? Man, it could be a lot of things. If he means between them two, I'm not particularly sure.
I was kind of thought in the back of my head that maybe Bryson would caddy for Dave at that big match you guys have. But if you are asking me, then I imagine that's not it.
Yeah, I don't know. Something about Bryson saying that.
It's possible Bryson just meant that, you know, I honestly don't know. I don't really know what they could do that they would have fun, you know, both of them doing.
Hearing Bryson tease something, like a little special fun thing we got in store it's like hearing your assistant principal be like we're gonna have a little fun if you guys enjoy yourself yeah it's like he's gonna play like a garth brooks record for the last 15 minutes of class he's maybe it's bryson is gonna teach brooks uh you know about physics and bryson thinks it's really fun and brooks is just gonna do it out of the kindness of his heart I think I immediately just went to like Bryson's probably got like a a black and white video of him at the Ryder Cup just him it's a team event but it's just Bryson like a little documentary that's 35 minutes long of just slow-mo shots of him walking around Aaron Hills, and that's something fun. For someone, that would be something fun.
I don't know who, but someone would have fun with that. Pete, I imagine you guys would have fun with that.
Yeah, that's true. You know what? That would be fun for us.
In a different way. He edits himself into Saving Private Ryan and then makes everybody on the team watch it.
Yes. That's let's go usa so wait wait when does this see is this so the season started when did the season end like a week and a half ago okay so that's the fake tournament part yeah they don't want you to forget golf is a thing so they just shove it right back in your face yeah that that's the part that was hard to wrap your brain around is uh hey the season it would it's just it would be amazing like if that happened in any other sport because like LeBron and a bunch of the NBA players were kind of complaining this year about how you know the season was starting up too quickly and it was like a month or two later we had like I barely got home I didn't even unpack from like the end of the season and just kind of ran it back so yeah um but yeah first event of the season so it's like winning on uh like sweeping uh the first series of the season uh and yeah you're just kind of like you know i gotta i gotta uh be super act like you know i was rusty but i shook off the rust i got my body right in those eight days.
Best shape of your life, yeah. Yeah, best shape of my life.
Changed my whole diet. We need the on-pace guy to show up.
We need to be like, Max Home is on pace for 34 tour wins this year. Yeah, yeah.
Yes, Jake can get on that. He's the research guy.
I'm on pace for a billion dollars. There you go.
He's got that. And a cut made at the Masters.
Let's not get crazy. Was there any extra motivation going into it, knowing that you didn't want to lose in a playoff against a guy named Maverick McNeely? I didn't think about that, but yeah.
Yeah, that would have been tough. 80s villain name.
Yeah, he has a name of a villain. He's maybe like the nicest kid ever.
He should be way cockier and cooler because he should be a very scary guy because he's got the name and he was like a badass in college. So yeah, when you see the name, it doesn't fit.
He's like his body because he just like smiles at you and he's like a nice guy.

Maverick McNeely is like the like someone from Die Hard or some maniacal bad dude. But I just didn't want to go to a playoff again because I felt like I kind of over exhausted my luck in those.
And I just kind of wanted to get the thing over with and get on my flight home. Did you, did you, when you hit that putt that you walked off, has that ever gone the other way on you, like in a tournament where you started – because that was cocky.
That was cocky. That was very cocky.
Like it wasn't – you hit it. It was probably still about five feet away from going in.
We call that sauce on the tour. You just knew it though, right? You just knew it? Yeah, I kind of knew it.
I don't know. It was cocky.
I've never. So here's the thing.
I haven't been in that position enough times to have messed that up. So like where I start walking and then it misses.
I have done it in like 50th place a lot of times. 60th place even.
70th place even. So I've messed that up a lot.
But then there's no camera on you and like no one will ever know that I I cocky walked it and still missed um at that moment uh things were going pretty pretty good uh I kind of felt like even if it uh if I started walking it might add to the chances of it going in because you know even as mean as golf gods are they don't want to see a kid with the ugly mustache get completely embarrassed on tv he's already doing a little bit to himself so um yeah i don't know i don't usually do much uh cocky stuff but at that at that moment it fell right it was cocky like i said i said out loud i was like wow that was a fucking cocky thing for a guy who's made his like half of his living roasting people on twitter because that's the other element like if that doesn't go in that's just forever yeah that's not good that would not have been good yeah i think another way to ask the question that big cat was asking earlier about like when you've made it would be when do you when you've become max the pretty good golfer and not max the guy who's pretty fun to follow on twitter i honestly am starting to think that's just never gonna go away yeah probably not yeah i think i need to delete the whole thing uh it is it is a tough thing to swallow everybody like i meet these people in in real life you know and they're like oh max hey uh i love you on social media. I'm like, yeah, sweet.
You got to start sucking at Twitter. You got to just start retweeting all the people that are like, I'm giving away $5 million to somebody who retweets us.
Just ruin your feed, and then you'll become, Max, the decent golfer. I think the answer is actually the same.
You got to be competitive on a Sunday inay in a major and then it goes away because you know how you get that bump in golf if a guy's in the conversation on a sunday in a major he now becomes somewhat of a national name you know what i mean i mean people i think you have more popularity already but it it it changes how people perceive someone so that's so the answer of how making it is is all that rolled into one you need to be in the mix on you know a sunday in augusta i'm also struggling and in a good way but if we're talking about being max a pretty good golfer i have another jump after the twitter thing is that you guys have you guys probably don't know this, but you guys have like a very popular podcast and people really like love you guys. And every golf tournament now it's either, you know, roast my swing.
People yell at me or Hey Max, big cat actually loves you. And you know, PFT is that he's watching.
Like that's what I get also more of. And like, I had two kids, two dudes show up to the golf tournament this week on Saturday I think in shirts with writing on it saying we are homosexuals and like it was it was as cool as can be but the problem is I'm like battling this Twitter thing then you know the number one sports podcast in the world and then my own you know kind of shortcomings in majors.
So is a this is a long a long uh hill to climb uh so i'm hoping for that but you know i get hey when are you going on part of my take let me know when you're on part of my take and i'm okay like they got peyton manning on that thing pretty recently and like now big cats friends with aaron rogers so i think you know no i'm not really you okay no i'm not no i'm not he likes you the whole fucking cow thing uh no I mean I we appreciate you saying that I we love having you on so you just got to keep winning I actually had one last question about it because well just let me aside if anyone ever yells big cat actually is rooting for you just know that they're lying oh I know yeah okay good I know unless i bet on you then i am rooting for you and i do bet on you uh do you think you have trouble playing on the road because now two out of three of your wins have happened in california your home state yeah i do i must it's like i get i play real well on the west coast and real shitty in the middle of the season um but that's, you know, that's growth. It's just, I don't know.
I like, I like the, I've, I've only won on the two coasts. So some people are saying I'm a coastal elitist.
I need, I need to be an earshot of an ocean, of an ocean. So the John Deere, you need to win the John Deere.
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Piazza, do you have a last question? Yeah, I was just going to say, like, when it comes to the mustache, what you have to do is you have to start growing it, like, six days, seven days before every tournament. So that way it's not, like, uncomfortable by the end.
You can't turn your back on the mustache after you win with the mustache. You're a mustache guy now, Max.
It's not really up to you.

It isn't up to me.

My wife just walked by and said it only takes me one day.

She also, now that she's outside and doesn't know, I'm saying this,

we were at dinner last night with a couple friends,

and they were like, why did you shave the mustache? And she didn't know that the term manscaped isn't for the face.

So she said, you know, I just needed,

if I have the mustache, I need to do a better job

of manscaping it.

Trying to explain her that's not

the correct use of the term.

Yeah, you putting from the rough?

Nice.

Oh, man.

So that was a tough scene.

Can I ask you guys a question?

Yeah, sure. Of course.

How close are we to PFT's eyeballs? What is Oh. How close are we to seeing PFT's eyeballs? We're pretty close.
I think we're like, I don't know, 20,000 subscribers away. We're going to do a sub-a-thon.
We need all the help. We're doing a sub-a-thon on Thursday night.
It's the Texans-Panthers game. So, I mean, that's going to have a massive audience already, I can tell.
They might get 20,000 people watching just that game yeah davis mills and sam darnold uh just like you know raven stealers legendary rivalry very similar um so we're close we're getting there but i don't know if people i've i've gotten some more feedback recently that some people don't want to see the freak eyes yeah really yeah some people don't but you know what they're coming okay you really have to take do you have to take put like be aware of where a camera at least like at work like you don't have them on all day that's what the biggest pain in the ass is it's like i always have to be aware of when somebody's shooting something for like tiktok or for one of the like social media accounts that we run here and then i either have to hide in the background and like hit the deck or find some sunglasses to put on or worse if they do a take and I'm in the background without sunglasses I have to apologize to them and they have to decide whether or not they want to reshoot it. It's a big thing.
Maybe that's the answer. We don't even make a big deal of it.
You just start being in the background of everything without your sunglasses on. Because then that could ease people in.
I could do that, yeah. You know what I mean? It's like you decide whether or not, like, you know, I don't know.
And then we can get Zoom, Twitter, and Zoom, Instagram people involved. They find the background, you know, the little things.
Yeah, they all think that they've gotten some, like, big thing, and it's like, well, PFT already said that he was not going to wear glasses in the background. Yeah.
It's not – it's not a bad idea. But we're still going to do the sub-a-thon.
We're going to do the sub-a-thon. And Billy's going to need an entire sub.
Max, it just occurred to me that we've never – the three of us have never spoken in person, have we? No, it's BS. I've never – I started meeting you guys in, like, COVID times where it's just not the same.
I play video games with Hank. Yeah dance we're like uh brothers and arms when you go to a wedding and and and they have to like dance around saying that they met online yeah you know what i mean exactly that's our relationship like well we're just we're just online bros yeah online bros maybe we wouldn't get along in person.
Maybe we would. At some point, we do need to try that on for size.
Actually, I don't know if I do now because we get along so well. I don't want to ruin the friendship.
I would like to. He actually sucks in person.
I would like to because, Max, I do appreciate your friendship because I am rooting against you at times, but that's more because you actually can take it and there's very few people who like i could be like oh wow max didn't make the cut again and not be like fuck you dude you know how hard golf is so i do get i do get these texts from people uh they'll be like oh i mean like if i haven't listened yet so i save all my podcasting for like when i go practice or when i'm traveling so i'll like overload all of them uh that was why it was so funny i texted you about the mount rushmore gate uh and that was just so funny because i'd listen to them out of order and it was just way better but i'll like i if i haven't listened to the pod yet somebody will text me oh big cat pft they roasted you this week and i'm like it just so you guys know i was like big cat mostly texted me before and says oh man yeah no i got you good i said something mean about max we met last month i followed you at the northern trust oh that's you did i did oh that's right the only person i've met in person is jake yeah that's crazy yeah no i do i text you when i roast you it's all natural and then after the roasting i'm like ah that was probably mean so then i'm like hey just a heads up like i'm not changing anything i said i love it i'm not i'm not deleting it but i just want to give you the courtesy of saying hey i did make fun of you uh again and that's high class right there yeah you don't have to delete it but yeah you know that's high class but no i love i love it actually like i said when i'm at tournaments and everyone's screaming, it really does make me laugh. I'm thinking to myself, man, you guys are either missing the point or you're so deep in the joke you're as far in as I am at this point.
It would be kind of wild if there were some listeners of the show that thinks they actually think that Big Cat hates you. And then they hate you and they show up and they're like fuck max i hate that piece of shit we should sell homosexual shirts though we should yes can we do that it is funny when i hear people yell like hey you know for the like i'm a homosexual and i literally one time heard some guy yell it and the dude next to him was like yo like what and he's like home like home and he was like trying to explain it and i was like this is an impossible thing to explain it makes a lot of sense if you listen to the podcast or if you get pftc but the crowd is a very random thing to kind of yell out in public he's like that's very brave of you yeah yeah thank you like is this you know like yeah i'm proud of you but this doesn't feel like the right time that's perfect that's perfect Well, Max, that's very brave of you.
Yeah. Yeah, thank you.
Like, is this, you know, like, yeah, I'm proud of you, but this doesn't feel like the right time. That's perfect.
That's perfect. Well, Max, thank you very much.
We'll be watching next tournament. If you win, you're just coming right back on.
So if you do win every tournament this year, you will be on the podcast every single week. We appreciate it, and we'll talk soon.
Good luck finding that monkey. Yeah, I'm going to go find the monkey.
Thanks, boys. You guys are the best.
Max, I'm still holding you the $69 you owe me. I will get you $69.
Wait, I thought I owed Big... I feel like I owe Big Cat PFT $69, Billy.
You said you'd give me $69 on Twitter. This is actually sad because you actually want it.
When we do the joke with like, hey, you got to pay us some of the money. It's a joke joke.
I'm gonna collect. Right, I know.
That's sad. Billy, I'll just...
You know what, Billy? After this, I'll give you $69. No, Max, sorry about it.
Cash out. I'll just give Billy $69.
Billy's one of the guys who's nodding on the joke where it's like when we ask Josh Allen like, you owe us 7% of your contract. Billy's like, are you guys going to collect that or what?

You need somebody to strong arm him?

My frogs don't pay them. I'll be looking over my back, Billy, just in case you're hunting me down.

Thanks, guys.

All right.

See you, man.

See you.

Thanks.

See you, boys.

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Now here is Sam Pittman. And now for something completely different.
Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest. It is the Boss Hog.
It is the coach of Arkansas Razorbacks. It is coach Sam Pittman.
Coach, thank you for joining us. We appreciate it.
Let's start with what we got going on right now. So 3-0 season, Texas A&M at Jerry's World this weekend.
How are we feeling midweek? We're talking to you Tuesday. We're going to run this Friday.
Well, we've had a good week of practice. We're excited to go down there and play them.
You know, we haven't beat them in nine straight years. So we have a lot of work to do.
They're a powerful SEC team. But, you know, we like our team.
Our team plays really hard. And we're a little bit about our health.
You know, we don't know if we've got a couple of linemen that we don't know if can go or not. But other than that, we're in pretty good shape.
Is there anything that Jerry Jones can help you out with in Jerry's world? I know, you know, he's obviously a giant Razorbacks fan himself and an alumni. He played there.
Are there any windows he can open up at certain times, let the sun in when they've got the ball maybe in their wide receiver's eyes is there anything like that you've discussed with Jerry well I'd like to turn the lights out if they're throwing deep you know maybe hit the lights real quick yep back on or or maybe you know if we can sneak a guy you know off the sideline or something like that turn lights out, and then amazingly it comes on and the guy's wide open. That'd be nice, but I really haven't had a chance to talk to Jerry about that.
So your career in football has, you know, you've kind of been all over. You get the head coaching job at Arkansas.
You were at Georgia as the offensive line coach. You coached offensive line for many years.
That's a very football guy, obviously, position group to coach. When you're coaching offensive linemen, when you're trying to get the most out of them, what are you looking for in an offensive lineman? Because I just want to talk football.
I want to hear you tell us what makes a perfect offensive lineman. Well, the first thing you look at is feet, but then kind of 1A is you look at how hard they play.
You know, it's hard to make a guy who doesn't want to play hard play hard. I mean, it really is.
And we're very fortunate that we can go out and recruit, and I tell our coaches all the time, shoot, if they're not going to play hard, you know, we have to pry them and prod them to play hard. We've done a terrible job in recruiting, but that's that.
And then you have to be able to, uh, band, you know, a guy has to, you know, have leverage and it's hard to get leverage unless you can bend at the hips. And then it's just all about athleticism at that point.
You know, you're trying to kind of, uh, recruit a bigger, uh, defensive lineman to play offense, if that makes sense. Yeah, I would imagine, too, the way offensive line has gone, like 20 years ago, you were probably recruiting a different guy than you are today because it does feel like offensive linemen have gotten significantly more athletic.
Well, they have, you know, and I'm so damn old that, you know, back in the day they, you know, you couldn't even use your hands back when, you know, when I first started recruiting guys and all those things. So the game has allowed for more athletic offensive linemen just because now they're able to use their hands and their athletic ability a little bit more.
So, you know, I've been really fortunate in my career. I think I've had 28 guys drafted and seven first rounders.
And, you know, all of them had one straight quality and they loved to play. But, you know, that's the thing about it is, you know, you'd rather have a big old good than a small one, you know.
And so I like great big guys and and have my whole career yeah do you

ever find yourself you know are you still hands-on coaching the offensive line even though you know

you have to like pry yourself away from it at times because that's the one thing that you know

your true love I love that question because it's a great question because it's hard for me to take

my eyes away from the offensive line and I made a big conscious effort to coach the team you know

I don't know. because it's hard for me to take my eyes away from the offensive line.
And I made a big conscious effort to coach the team, you know, and I was so fortunate because I hired Cody Kennedy and Cody and I worked together. He was, he was my grad assistant at Georgia.
And then he went on and coached the line at Tulane, but he talks the same talk as me, his, his coaching philosophy, the way he talks to kids, the terminology, it's all exactly the same. I watch every piece of tape on offense, defense, special teams, and I write my notes down.
I have suggestions, but I try to stay away from the offensive line as much as I can. Let's say this, I try to be as even at the O-line group as I am at any other group because, you know, I don't want our kids to think, well, you know, he's got more value.
He places more value on the O-line than anybody else because I really don't. Yeah, I read that you have six centers on your team this year.
Is that still true? You still got six of them? Still have six. You know, there's two people that handle that ball every snap, and that's the center and the quarterback.
And I ran into it when I was at North Carolina. I got to my fifth center, and I was so fortunate that, you know, the kid went in there and played, and the fourth or the third one had broke his right right hand.
He was snapping with his opposite hand, you know, just to kind of survive. And so I'm so nervous.
You know, on Saturday mornings we have our meetings and and I know Cody gets mad at me, but I'll go, OK, what happens if he goes down? OK, what happened? We'll get to the fifth center, sixth center, the fifth left tackle. And to be honest with you, Kirby Smart used to do that to me when I was coaching over at Georgia, too, and I was going, damn, he thinks we're going to get to the 100th left tackle.
But to be honest with you, last week we, you know, we got hurt. We got beat up, and one kid played three different positions.
So you mentioned Kirby. You came directly from Georgia.
you have a leg up in the SEC in the fact that you are not a former Saban assistant. So that means you can actually maybe beat Nick Saban.
Maybe have a chance. Yeah, right, right.
What is it about Coach Saban, especially when you were at Georgia, you played in the national title game against Alabama. Was there – did, like, you ever sit in a meeting and Kirby was like, man, it's tough as an assistant because he knows what I like and don't like.
And is that a real discussion that happens? You know, when we played Alabama in the national championship game, I talked to Coach Smart, not then, but when I took the job here and it was, you know, you probably feel the same way about Arkansas as I did when we played Alabama, you know, you help your team recruit and, and you help them get great players. And then if you leave, you got to turn around and play against them.
You know, I felt like Kirby felt that way a little bit, you know, going into the national championship game against Alabama. Of course the next year we played them in the SEC championship game, but I kind of felt that way here a little bit.
You know, I hope I did a good job of recruiting when I was at Georgia. And next thing you know, we have to play them because of COVID.
And then this year we got to play them again. So, no, those never really came up.
But the way that I would bet, and I may be wrong but i i bet the the the template of everybody's practices and their organization comes from uh coach saban interesting and he does as far as the recruiting trail goes do you still write handwritten letters every single day yeah i do you know i i got on our guys last night a little bit i said god dang man I'm going to get freaking writer's cramp. You guys keep making me at nine o'clock every single night.
Our recruiting staff comes in. They do a great job.
And it's either it's always notes. Then it's either text calls or film review from nine to ten every night.
And it always has something to do with handwritten notes because, you know, it's a something of the past a little bit, you know, and I think it's, I think there's power in it and it's not, it doesn't take long to write them. And, and so that's what, yeah, I still do it.
I used to write 25 a day when I was at North Carolina and every morning, just write them and write mamas and daddies and grandpas, anybody. That does it.
Isn a like the knife twisting a little bit in your heart if somebody chooses not to go to school with you even though you've spent all that time you've wasted all that ink you know what's amazing is i'd go into home visits and and in the middle of the of the dining table there'd be these stacks of notes just sitting there you know know, and so I knew they were, I knew they were powerful. My job is to make a guy get so close to him that he cannot say no in recruiting.
And there's something to do with those notes, you know, but yes, if, if you write all those, you're going, damn, I wasted a lot of, a lot of ink. But it's the only way to me, that's the only only way i know how to recruit so you're known as a fantastic recruiter uh what are the few rules because we've obviously never gone through this process seen this process what are the rules when doing a home visit that you always adhere to like you know gotta gotta always eat seconds of whatever mama's cooking take off your shoes are there rules that you always, when you go on home visits, you know exactly what you're going to do? Right when you walk in the front door, you look, and you see if there's any shoes sitting there.
And if they are, you better hope your socks don't have no holes on them. Half the time, I don't wear socks.
And so whenever I go recruiting, I know I need to, you know, and I'll put them on and things of that nature and then if

you ever hear somebody's you know this is her specialty you better chow down on it you know

i'm not for sure that if that's not how i got the look i have now you know i always had this

great physique i have right now you go in there and i you know the old stories with

barry switzer you know he would find out what kind of beer the old story of the pearl beer

I don right now. You go in there and, you know, the old stories with Barry Switzer, you know, he would find out what kind of beer, the old story of the Pearl beer at Oklahoma.
And I'm sure there's a hundred percent truth to that. You know, you just, anything that, that, uh, folks, when you go in their house, that they can feel comfortable because they're probably uncomfortable when you first walk through the door, anything that, that they can feel comfortable with you.
That's, with you, that's really what you're trying to do. Yeah.
You've never been on like a surprise double date situation where they scheduled two coaches for the same night and you had to share a table, right? Yeah. I remember recruiting Rocky Calmas when I was at Oklahoma.
We sat in there and he was a great player at the university and Rex Ryan was with me. I said, hey, Rex, it's about time to go.
Oklahoma State's sitting out there. He's like, oh, hell with Oklahoma State.
We're just staying here. His brother was a defensive coordinator, so he walked by the car and said, you guys are wasting your time.
We've already sealed this thing up. You find you can be third and fourth in line on a quality player and you just sit out there and sit out there in the driveway or on the street just waiting your turn if if you pulled up let's say you're recruiting the two of us and you pulled up and i said hey you know what i really want to do coach is i want to watch a movie with you you sit there and watch a two-hour movie done it i've actually i've actually went to the movies with uh with dan skipper really yeah and trying to get him he picked it as a horrible movie by the way but i can't remember the name it was awful but yeah if they want to watch a movie that we'll watch a movie they want to go out out and shoot hoops.
I'm not going to make many of them, but I'm damn sure going to be out there shooting them. You know, it's just whatever they want to do.
And, you know, you know what it is. It's like y'all's job.
It's a relationship business, and that's what it is. And you try to go with the flow as much as you can and put on a happy face all the time and see if you can't get them to believe in you.

Love it.

You mentioned Rex Ryan.

I know that you coached with him.

I believe John Harbaugh was on that staff at the same time at Cincinnati, right?

Man, I mean, Coach had a hell of a staff there, not including myself, obviously,

but Don Martindale was on that staff, who's the coordinator at the Ravens.

John Harbaugh was there.

Rex Ryan was there.

Bob Wiley, who, you know, was the only coach for a lot of NFL teams,

he was there myself.

I'm sure I'm missing some really quality coaches,

but those guys were all there on that same staff in 96.

Yeah, so what was that like? Was there an alpha? Was there like you knew that Rex was the alpha? Oh, yeah. I mean, Rex walk in a room, light it up.
I mean, he I mean, he still can. He's that's just what kind of personality was.
John was one of the coach Harbaugh was one of the most highly respected guys on the staff. I can still remember the day that he left Cincinnati to go to Indiana, and I was out on the road with the head coach, and he called me.
He was nice enough to call me and say, I'm getting ready to call the head coach. And I was like, oh, hell, I mean, it ain't going to be a good recruiting week for me, you know.
But John was such a special, special, special teams coach. mean he was outstanding that's how he got his break in the nfl or not break i mean he earned it uh and then turned him into man what a quality head coach he is wonderful man so there's a story about how you invited rex down to help you build like a playscape in your backyard and how rex just he's he's not a very handy guy allegedly.
So maybe there's another story that you might have about Rex where what's like a talent that Rex has that you wouldn't necessarily expect him to have? Well really the story on that one was is that we built I'm the carpenter and so he asked me over to build a fort for his kids when we were at Norman. And then his big quote was tornado can come through here because it was so big.
He said tornado come through here to wipe the house off, but the fort would be still standing. Well, then when he got the Ravens job, he flew me out and we built a fort that was three levels of fort.
And I mean, it was incredible, but he's not the handiest guy. I will say this, that we went for a week recruiting together and he'd come walking out in a pair of sweats and a Walmart bag full of underwear, toothpaste and toothbrush.
And that was it. There was no luggage, no clothes, no nothing.
And I said, man, what you going to do when you run them sweats, you know, start stinking up a little bit. And he said, oh, you got plenty of them.
So, I mean, that's just – that's Rex. And he could wear the same thing every day and people would love him.
Yeah. We always talk about culture, especially in college programs.
You take an Arkansas team that was kind of down and out. Last year you win.
I'm counting the Auburn game as a win, just so you know. So you win four games last year.
You guys got screwed in that game. 3-0 start this year.
What is it like that culture that you change that gets guys to buy in? We're honest as a day is long. You know, what we say is what we're going to do.
I think that's the biggest thing. You know, I didn't come in here with a lot of cliches and promises or anything.
I wanted to reflect the state of Arkansas, which I think is a blue-collar, hard-working state, you know, lunch pail-type state. And I wanted the football program to reflect that.
And so we were honest with them. I hired a lot of guys around me that had the same beliefs.
The number one thing, if you're selling something, and that's what we are, you have to have a whole lot of people believe the same thing. And you can tell whether a person believes that Arkansas is the best job in America or they don't.
And I want a lot of guys around me that believe that, hey, this is it. And I know people think I'm crazy when I say I think this is the greatest university in the country.
I do. I mean, that's my opinion.
I can have it. And that's what I believe.
And I wanted people around me to believe the same thing. And once you get that going, your players start believing in it a little bit more, and then, you know, it can go up like wildfire, you know.
Yeah, and the fans, the Arkansas fans are special. They're a special bunch.
They can definitely smell the BS from a mile away. When you were going through the process of, you know, maybe becoming the head coach, did you know that Hogville was like tracking the plane numbers, the tail numbers on all the jets? Did you have to take precautions so that, you know, your flight wouldn't show up on a message board? No, you know, I wasn't.
I'll be honest with you. I wasn't.
I wasn't very far along in the process. I talked to Hunter Urchek for about 20 minutes, about a week before I got the job.
And I went home and I told Jamie, I said, you know, I don't know if he does interviews because, you know, out of respect because people wrote letters and all that kind of stuff. But I just didn't think I had any kind of chance.
We were getting ready to play LSU at Georgia in the championship game. So I didn't pay much attention to it, to be honest with you.
But I heard they were tracking flights and and all that they sure were tracking them to me because they didn't come out there and see me until they come pick me up and now do you know exactly why you had Arkansas football blocked on Twitter when you got the job well oh yeah I'm 100 sure why I did because whenever I left it I was an old line coach, man. I didn't know what the big deal was, but when I left, the old fans weren't too kind to me, and I thought, well, hell, I'll just block them out, and I won't have to worry about it.
So that's the truth. And if I get something on Twitter I don't like, I block them now.
You know, you can be negative to me once, but twice, shame on me. Yeah, we actually have a co-worker who's a Mississippi State fan who you have blocked on Twitter.
He asked me to ask you to unblock him. Nah, I'm not going to do it.
Love it. I love it.
I respect your decision. Well, also, the fact that Brandon's blocked, he's asking to be unblocked.
Let me say this. He might be a wonderful person and a wonderful man.
Nope, nope. But I'm not going to do it.
Yeah, no, I respect your decision. I just had to ask for him because he's been asking me all week, like when you talk to Coach Pittman, ask him why I'm blocked.
He knows why he's blocked. He knows why.
He knows why he's blocked. He might have made a weight joke.
Let's just say that, okay? So he deserved to get blocked. I stand by your block of him.
It is very funny, though, that you got hired by Arkansas, and the Arkansas football account tweeted out like, hey, can we get unblocked? I didn't know it, you know. And Kyle Parkinson, our SID, he came to me and said, hey, do you know you have the football program blocked? I said, no, I didn't know that.
But we unblocked it quick quick, fast, in a hurry. I can promise you that.
Yeah, I love it. I was watching some of your yes, sir videos to get ready for this interview.
And you've got the best. It's the best catchphrase.
It's simple. It's to the point.
But it's great because your yes, sir hits different. And I was wondering, could you teach us, like, what are the keys to saying yes, sir? Well, you kind of got to start low, you know, like, yeah, like that, you know, kind of build up to it.
And then the sir is just, you know, yes, sir. And then just loud as you can, you know.
It started because I told the offensive lineman, I said, you know, a simple yes, sir will take you a long way in life, even if you don't believe it, just a simple yes, sir.

And so they started, you know, I had to be asking them a question,

and in the old line room they'd be going, yes, sir, you know,

making fun of me, you know, and all that.

So finally I taught them how to really say yes, sir.

And then Justin Fields committed to Georgia,

and the Georgia recruiting department came to me and said, hey,

can you do a yes, sir, for Fields?

I said, I didn't even recruit him, you know.

I'm sorry. committed to Georgia and the Georgia recruiting department came to me and said hey can you do a yes sir for Fields I said I didn't even recruit him you know I mean I can but it looked kind of silly and so I did it and then it kind of caught on then every offensive lineman we ever you know recruited after that it was a yes sir deal so maybe that's why Justin Fields transferred to Ohio State I know the real reason why it may be he transferred you know what don't know this guy.
I think everybody can blame me for that. That's right.
Yeah, he's like, I don't know this guy. Why is he taking credit for recruiting me? You're 100% right.
It was my fault. Last question for me, and this has been great, Coach.
We appreciate your time. We are good friends with the must-bus.
So how often do you talk to? This is seems like a full culture swing for Arkansas, both basketball and football. Everything's on the up and up.
Yeah, he's a neat dude. I mean, he's, you know, he's so much more involved in media and all those things that I am.
And I get a laugh out of, you know, it seems like every week he has a three or four part series about going to the game. And, you know, wears T-shirts, Pittman for coach of the year, all that kind of stuff.
And but he's a he's a really good dude. High, high energy.
I mean, unbelievable energy. But he supports the heck out of me.
And hopefully he feels the same way from me to him. But we all – I think it's really kind of cool here because we all support each other.
And I'm not talking about – I'm talking about softball, track, you know, all – every sport, golf. You know, I met with some ladies from the golf recruiting team last week and softball as well.
You know, we just want the state of Arkansas to do well in all sports. If, you know, if we can help, we certainly will, and he's that way.
He's a wonderful person. Let me throw this out there.
It's been a while, it feels like, since we've had like a prominent power forward tight end combo in college. Maybe we get a dual recruiting thing going with you and Mus, and you guys find a guy who can do both? I'll tell you this.
I'd let him be the lead recruiter if that's what the case was. It's pretty dang good, you know.
But heck, yeah, we'd take some of them big guys that can jump. We sure would.
Yeah. Lend them to us.
So they practice 12 months a year nowadays. Yeah.
When he shows up, when Eric shows up and he's like, hey, can I put on a pair of pads and a uniform, get a picture taken for my recruiting purposes? My only complaint with that is like the jersey that I saw him wearing, it fit too well. You got to give him like the – you got to give him like a sinner's uniform.
You got to make him your seventh sinner. Give him that triple XL.
You're right, man.

But, you know, I don't think he'd do it because, you know,

he always got to be looking good, you know.

So I don't know if he'd do it or not.

I'm going to try it, though.

You should do the opposite and get dressed up in an Arkansas basketball uniform,

maybe like old school 70s in small shorts.

Somebody told me the other day, I mean, somebody texted out or whatever it is,

and, you know, Mus took his shirt off after some big win, you know.

They were like, hey, Pittman, I was all hell no.

Come on!

That is not happening.

If you beat Alabama this year, you got to take your shirt off in the locker room.

Say it right.

Let's do it.

Come on.

Set it up.

I can't do it, man. Come on.
All right. How about if you win the SEC championship? I ain't trying to embarrass myself anymore, and I already do.
I think SEC championship game, shirt gets popped off. I'd have an undershirt on underneath if I did that, I think.
Nobody wants to see that. All right, well, Coach, we really appreciate it.

Can you give us your best yes, sir, before we hit him?

Yes, sir!

That's good.

I love it.

I'm pumped up.

And that is why Justin Fields transferred to Ohio State.

That's why he went to Ohio State.

Quick, fast, in a hurry right after he did that video.

Apologize to Georgia. Old O'Nation.
All right, well, thanks, fast, in a hurry right after I did that video. Apologize to Georgia, old old nation.

All right.

Well, thanks so much, Coach.

Good luck this weekend.

My pleasure.

I really enjoyed it.

Good luck, Coach.

We'll be pulling for you.

Yeah.

Go Hawks.

Okay.

Let's wrap up.

Guys on Chicks.

Shout out Dave & Buster's again, by the way.

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Guys on Chicks, Hank, what's the mood at?

Where are you at?

Where are you at mentally?

What's your mental state at?

It's Two Man Tuesday.

Kind of every Tuesday is the same.

Yeah, you seem a little down.

No, I'm good.

Just Tuesday.

You have a good weekend?

Yeah, a little tired. Did you go to the gym? I did go to the gym.
You get beat up? Did your trainer spar with you? Yep. Kick your ass? Sure did.
Are you hitting? Yeah, Hank's boxing trainer is a female. Yeah.
So he's punching a wall. No, no, no.
Classic bar stool. It's not boxing.
It's Muay Thai. Okay, Muay Thai.
He's just wrestling around with her. Oh, you're getting choked out by her.
Jiu-jitsu? Nice. It's actually Muay Thai, Jiu-jitsu, and capoeira.
Yeah, they dance in between rounds. Yeah, he dances.
He dance fights her. They dance, then chess, then fight.
It's pretty much a date, honestly. That's my dream date.
I'm just waiting for A be like are you guys done you fuck okay we're done hey guys hank on chicks hank's trainer what what's wrong no i just never tell us anything ever again correct okay my boyfriend recently told me that when he's wearing shorts, he pulls the bottom of his shorts up so that he can pee out of the bottom rather than having to untie the waistband. Is this something that all guys do or is he just some lazy weirdo? Yeah, no, I've done it a lot.
In fact, like during rugby games, that's the only way that you can pee. Sometimes guys would pee on the field just by taking a knee, pulling one of the shorts to the side, and then it's really tough if you get tackled into that later.
It's actually incredible. You know how they always are like, you know, if sports didn't exist, you know, you'd use your brain power to cure cancer.
We'd be on Mars or whatever. I actually think that the majority of male brain power is figuring out how to piss in certain situations.
There's nothing better than pulling off behind a open car door piss and being like, I am a genius. This is the smartest man alive, me, right here.
Actually, the real genius move is on NFL sidelines when somebody has to piss and they just stick towels down their shorts. Yeah.
And they just pee hands free. Yep.
I might just start doing that. Just rolling around with a backpack filled with like hand towels.
Yeah. You ever peed off a moving bike? That's one that I've done.
That's fucking awesome. That's like George Carlin's you'll never see a man take a shit while running full speed.
Yeah. I never thought I would see somebody peeing on a bike.
Try it. So you just peed your pants on a bike.
No, I peed off the bike.

Wait, were you on the pegs and somebody else was pedaling?

No, no.

That would be funny.

I was pedaling and I was leaned over.

This is so much cap.

I could absolutely do it right now.

Get me a bike.

Jake, I need a rating.

Is this cap?

I could get me a bike.

Why would I?

Wait, don't we have a bike, KB?

That's the stupidest thing to lie about.

Should I bring it in?

Yeah, but where could I go, though?

Where do you want me to go?

On the New York?

On the streets?

I'll probably get arrested.

You know what we should do?

My dick will be out.

We should bike around Manhattan and then not get off.

Next time we're in a different location that maybe we're in a hotel where we can go behind

the hotel, I'll fucking do it.

We'll prove all you wrong.

Your knees are moving up and down so much. No, you down so much.
You kind of lock. You kind of coast.
And also, you got one hand. You can go no hands, too.
I can go no hands on my bike all day. Are you standing up on the pedals? No, you're kind of leaning over.
You're like half leaning over. There's no chance you pull this off.
Standing up on the pedals, I could see. You could do that.
I didn't even think about that.

Good point, Billy.

I could do that.

Zero chance Big Cat pulls us off and survives.

Yeah.

Now, you obviously get a little bit of pee on yourself, but who cares?

Tiny bit of pee on yourself?

I'm with Hank.

This sounds like Cap to me.

That's such a random thing to say.

Smells like some motherfucking Cap.

All right.

I will prove it, and then you guys have to buy me a bike.

If I prove it. I already got you a bike, and you gave it to someone else within a week.
Actually, it was a year, but I only rode it once. We'll get you a new bike if you can pull this off to completion.
Easy. Easy.
But yes, peeing in random places and pushing yourself to the limits, nothing better. One time I was doing some excavation work some like almost demolition at this like old dirt it used to be like a creek bed and there was just a tube that was going into the ground and i saw it i was like i don't know why yeah but i have to pee into this tube that goes to a mystery location who knows where it goes yeah so i just peed in it and like lord there might have been like underground mole people they use that for drinking water yeah but yeah on their head guys guys see a hole and it's like well i'm gonna pee there yep absolutely peeing in a drain peeing in a sewer a river all that shit oh it's the best it's the best hey big cat pft billy footlong and honk my boyfriend got fat the years, but I like him better this way.
He's been going on a keto diet trying to lose all the weight. How do I stop him? You can just sneak carbs.
Yeah, it's pretty easy. Just buy.
Just wait. No, you don't even have to sneak it.
Just be like, no, these are diet. This is low-fat ice cream, zero carbs, and just give him regular ice cream.
Just buy a pizza and have it at home, sitting right there. It's that easy.
That's actually one of the more difficult parts of trying to lose weight as a father is that my son gets to eat whatever the fuck he wants, so when I'm just home, it's like, oh, he's having pizza tonight, so am I. So that's, if you just have a pizza out, no one's ever walked by a pizza and been like no i don't want to slice well the good news is for you he's definitely just losing the weight to keep you happy right he thinks that you won't like it if he gets too fat so just tell him that just be like hey i like you better with something to hold on but be careful because that's a that's a dangerous thing to say he might take advantage of the situation well not only that but Like, just being like, I like you when you're fat is a dangerous thing to say.
He might take advantage of the situation. Well, not only that, but just being like, I like you when you're fat, that's a hard thing to stomach as a fat person.
Just be like, you're too skinny. I pooped my pants last week, pretty much exactly like PFT described.
Does my boyfriend need to know? Do I specifically keep this from him? Who can I talk to about this? The doctor's a woman. Yeah, I think you should have told him when it happened, but being like, hey, last week, just FYI, I shit myself.
Hey, just FYI, you hear that rumor that girls poop? It's true. No, that's a plot twist we didn't need.
I kind of lost myself there. Our misogyny was showing, because when you started that sentence, I was like, oh, nice, dude pooped his pants too.
Fuck. I say don't do it this time, but next time feel free to share with the class.
Girls poop their pants, huh? That's a thing. Do you guys want a really graphic one? Yeah.
Yeah. Sure, yes, we do.
Hi, will you be my daddy cat cat BDE, PFT, Billiam, and Jacob? I've been in a relationship with my boyfriend for just over a year now. Overall, we have a great sex life, but over the last couple of months or so, we discovered I could squirt.
Now, I'm fine with doing it once in a while, but now every time, but not every time because it's a lot of cleanup. My boyfriend is obsessed.
now to the point when I squirt in his mouth sometimes when he's giving me a face party and he makes slurping noises like he's finishing drinking water out of a cup. Now he's asked me to squirt in a cup next time so he can take it like a shot.
How do I put an end to this? Because I think it's pee and he's insistent isn't and I don't want to picture him drinking my piss like Bear Grylls would do. That's on you, PFT.
That's on you. I didn't want this.
I think you... I didn't want this.
You gotta let him take the shot. I didn't want this.
You gotta let him do it. I apologize to everyone.
I don't know. I've never been in a situation like this.
I don't think that it wouldn't be the first thing that would occur to me to request. But you got...
It's no skin off your back. Waste not, want not want not that's perfectly good hydration the funniest part is her going it's piss i'm pissing and he's like no it's not yeah that's the thing so you can probably trace this back to your guy just likes it because he feels like a real man when he makes you squirt so i don't know't know.
I think you gotta let him do it.

I don't see a way out of it.

I didn't want this.

Charlie Brewer just transferred. He quit

Utah. Transfer.
I shouldn't say quit.

He quit. No, he did

quit Utah. He did quit Utah.

But yes, he's transferring. Again.

Alright. Damn transfer portal.
Jake, you want to

weigh in on this one? I mean, you're

the tongue king.

You love to eat box? Yeah, of course. I don't know.
Yeah. Jake, is it piss? No.
Jake confirmed. I don't understand how it's not piss, but I also don't understand anatomy.
Does it pee when you cum? I don't know. There Yeah, there's definitely some, like, leftover in the chamber.
Yeah. There's pee.
Alright, let's end with, uh... It's like if you hook up a beer keg to the Sprite line and the first drink that you pour, it's gonna taste like it's got a little lemon in it.
Hi, guys. My fiancé and I recently got engaged in planning our wedding.
He's a longtime AWL and has been trying for years to get me to listen regularly. Anyway, I'd like to formally invite you all to our wedding.
It's March 2023 in Tallahassee, Florida. Oh, yeah.
No, thank you. You're going to be watching college basketball.
No, thank you. So, thanks.
Thank you for the invite. Tallahassee? Regrettably declined.
No offense, I used to coach there.

March, Tallahassee.

Yeah, can't make it.

2023?

Mm-hmm.

Ah, shit.

Avatar 6 is coming out that weekend.

No, that's college basketball. I'm sorry, but you can't do that.

You can't do that.

Oh, speaking of college basketball, shout out to J.J. Reddick.

Hell of a career.

Retired without drawing it out in a year-long ceremony where everyone sucks his dick. Congratulations to him.
It's a good thing to do. Yeah.
What part of what I just said was incorrect? I love JJ Redick. Absolute legend.
College basketball legend. if he announced he was retiring a year early, I don't think his NBA accolades would merit him.
He's one of the best shooters of all time. A farewell to that.
Wow, sounds like you really hate dudes. No, I don't.
I just think I don't think it was a good analogy by Bicat. I think he was just hating just to hate because that what he does, because he's a hater.
Well, guess what, JJ? Now you're stepping into the podcasting octagon full-time. Yep.
So now it's real. Yeah.
Now the rivalry is real, okay? Yep. You and Tommy versus me and Big Cat.
Brawl. Brawl for all.
Bring it on, bitch. All right, Billy, got anything to wrap up?

Yeah, Aaron Rodgers discount double check promoting buying insurance also promotes insurance fraud.

I don't know if we could add to it.

Does anyone actually floss quick?

Nope.

No one actually flosses.

Occasionally.

Nope.

Yeah, when you have steak in your teeth.

Well, floss every day.

No, when you get steak cut.

No.

When you eat corn, yes. Listen, you can either floss or if your girl squirts, just have her just blast it out.
Oh, jeez. There was a study done on squirting where they hooked an MRI machine up to someone.
Okay. And the bladder actually.
You found that? You found that study just now. There was an empty.
It just came out. The bladder empty.
Wait. So it's piss.
What about the floss? I was just asking because people were like, oh, do you floss? Yeah, everyone's fucking, everyone always talks about floss. Floss this, floss that.
Who the fuck's flossing? Dude, it sucks. Ninja.
It sucks flossing. It really does.
When I've got those little plastic things laying around, I will occasionally use those. My teeth feel weird right now because there isn't a bunch of shit in between them.
Too clean. Yeah.
So wait, Billy, in this study, the doctor put a woman in an MRI machine and then had her squirt while he watched. You watched this on Brasser.
Dr. Sins.
Yeah. This is a you porn video.
It was on NCBI. What's that? It's a list of studies.
A list of studies. And also a list of letters.
NCBLI. Got it.
You just added something there. Anyway, Zach Wilson also had the fastest throw on this week.
Does that count for points? In the first two weeks. He had a 59.99 mile-per-hour pass.
Was that on an interception? Was that a completion? Probably had the fastest interception, too. But it was the fastest.
Hard to intercept something so fast. Hey, laser arm.
Yeah. Is that it? Keep that in mind.
That's a good recap. Laser arm? Laser arm is what he said.
Laser arm. It's hard to do the recaps on the Sunday nights.
Yeah, no, no. That was good.
That was a good list. Yeah.
I like that Zach Wilson stat. It's going to be...
Zach Wilson is going to be a very funny thing that happens to this podcast as you attempt to find a way to spin this in a positive. He will end up on this podcast.
I don't know. We'll see.
When? When he's sick. When he's out of the league? No, when he's sick and lights it up.
Oh, you meant like he's going to get a job at Barstool in a couple years when he's out of the league. It's going to be Billy and Zach.
Billy and Zach talk ball. Talk sickest throws of the week.
By the way, your Monday night recap was awesome. Sickest Throws of the Week.

I was a sick quarterback back in the day.

Me too.

Yeah, you know.

We both were sick.

There used to be dinosaurs.

Both had so much potential.

Wait, wait.

What was that, Billy?

Yo, Billy, did you see about a bunch of hornets murdered penguins today?

Some rare penguins.

91.

69.

Sweet Princess.

85. What was the thing? What was your thing? There used to be dinosaurs in Antarctica Weren't there dinosaurs everywhere? It was Pangea back then Yeah but a bunch of hornets also murdered some penguins That happened today? Rare penguins yeah Where? I think in South America Do we have video? South Africa Do we have video? I don't want to watch that video I don't believe it if we don't have video I believe it Murder hornets They got someone A penguin? Rare penguins A renguin? Not the ones in Antarctica Fuck you Sidney Crosby Hope he got stung by several bees today.
Are Sweet Princes the rare penguins? Oh, Larry had a correct pick. Good job, Larry.
Larry's one and one. Yep.
Monitor. Love you guys.
Talking away. Though I don't know what I'm to say I've saved anyway.
Today's another day to find you shying away. I'll be coming for your love, okay? Take on me.
Take me on. I'll be gone And after I'll change

Needless to say

Our hearts and ends

But I'll be still a little way

But I'll learn if life is okay

Say after me

It's no better to be safe than sorry

Take on me

Take me on

I'll be gone