Calvin Johnson, Mt Rushmore of Cartoon Characters To Party With and NBA Free Agency

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Speaker 4 NFL Hall of Famer as of this upcoming weekend, Calvin Johnson from the Detroit Lions.

Speaker 4 Calvin, thank you for joining us. Your big weekend is coming up.

Speaker 3 First of all, congrats.

Speaker 1 I mean, that's, we saw the video.

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Speaker 18 yeah yeah it happens you know already

Speaker 18 yeah man i mean i mean it it comes up i mean me and barry don't get to spend a whole lot of time together but whenever we are together you know it's just we don't even really talk about the lions but when we're at that rocket mortgage that's unless we're at that event it came up but at the end of the the day, you know, it's two of the best, you know, getting the getting to kick it, man.

Speaker 18 I got me a picture of that. Those are valuable, valuable moments.

Speaker 6 Yeah, and he's absolutely great laugh, too.

Speaker 12 Whenever Barry starts laughing, everybody else in the room.

Speaker 6 Yes,

Speaker 18 I had to tell Barry, like, hey, man, you got to smile for my picture, bro. Like, you ain't because he don't be smiling all the time.

Speaker 3 He never smiles.

Speaker 6 I did a whole, I remember I did a whole blog about it like five years ago.

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Speaker 13 He doesn't smile in any pictures.

Speaker 12 I think you should slip him some primitive, like a couple items.

Speaker 6 He's smiling. Just get him cheesing out.
Yeah.

Speaker 6 Oh, man. All right.

Speaker 1 Well, Calvin, this has been awesome. Good luck with your speech.

Speaker 8 Remember, Tony Scheffler, just throw that in there. Just slip it in there.
There's got to be like, there's got to be a portion of your speech where you just start listing off names.

Speaker 13 I do. Get Tony Scheffler in there.

Speaker 8 You know he's a good teammate.

Speaker 18 He was a great. I love Tony, man.
He was so cool.

Speaker 9 All right. Well, thank you so much, Calvin.

Speaker 2 Really appreciate it.

Speaker 18 No problem. Good time.

Speaker 6 All right. Have it going, man.
See ya. Good luck, man.
Thank you. Thank you.

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Speaker 6 What?

Speaker 12 I just get like anxiety now before Mel Rushmore. I just like I'm in a slump.

Speaker 6 at the end.

Speaker 12 Something tells me you're going to turn your season around right now.

Speaker 6 Are we recording right now?

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Speaker 11 Yeah, all right.

Speaker 6 So we're going to do the Mount Rushmore of

Speaker 4 cartoons you want to get fucked up with.

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Speaker 9 party with, fucked up with, whatever.

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Speaker 4 That's what you were going to do with these cartoons.

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