Peyton Manning, Vacation Is Over And Rodgers Didn't Retire, The Mt Rushmore Of Combos

Peyton Manning, Vacation Is Over And Rodgers Didn't Retire, The Mt Rushmore Of Combos

August 02, 2021 1h 34m Explicit

The gang is back in studio and we review the past week including Aaron Rodgers non retirement (00:03:00 - 00:26:18). Hank missed his flight because he doesnt understand how timezones work and Jake called PLL games on Peacock (00:26:18 - 00:36:52). F1 talk and who's back of the week including Olympic fever (00:36:52 - 00:50:34). Peyton Manning joins the show to talk about his induction into the Pro Football Hall of Fame, his career, his rookie year and more (00:50:34 - 01:12:30). We finish with the Mt Rushmore of Combinations


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On today's Pardon My Take, Peyton Manning. Yes, Peyton Manning, Hall of Famer Peyton Manning, before his Hall of Fame induction, later on this week, we have Peyton Manning on the show, The Sheriff.
we also have

a recap of everything

a lot of stuff in our happened during our vacation week we'll talk about it Olympics still going on who's back of the week and then we have the Mount Rushmore of combinations which is very open-ended which always means it will probably be chaosention, everything in the Mount Rushmore today. Great Monday show to get back in the swing.
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Oh no, we're gonna rock down to Electric Avenue And then we'll take it higher Oh, we're gonna rock down to Electric Avenue And then we'll take it higher It's Pardon My Take, presented by Barstool Sports Welcome to Pardon My Take, presented by Mattress Firm Make sure you un-junk your sleep with mattressfirm.com or visit a Mattress Firm store today. Today is Monday, August 2nd, and I am never going on vacation again.
I'm sorry, Hank. No more vacations.
Everything that could have happened poorly in my life happened. Sports life, I should say.
I had a wonderful vacation with my family, father of two, so don't say mean things to me but holy shit I can never go on vacation again it was just a fire fest all around for everybody on this podcast everyone had a fire fest happen to us over the weekend except for Jake yeah except for Jake who will talk to him we'll talk about his big debut on the cock but yeah I I made a quick list. So in the past week, Aaron Rodgers decided to unretire, which, you know, we're going to talk about that in a second.
No, but I have a much more plain way to put it. Aaron Rodgers decided that he was going to be a diva and take Blake Bortles' job.
Yes, yes, yes. Blake Bortles got cut.
Aaron Rodgers unretired. And I know deep down, I was like, he's obviously going to come back.
But I also believe that maybe he would actually retire.

The Cubs traded everyone, everyone, the entire court.

And then everyone decided to homer in their debut with their new team in consecutive days.

Anthony Rizzo hit a Yabo on Friday for the Yankees.

Javi Baez on Saturday for the Mets.

And then Chris Bryant, and they're calling him Bryant Giant.

And I want to fucking kill myself.

Chris Giant is when I'm... Chris Giant and I want to fucking kill myself.
Chris Giant

homered

for the Giants on Sunday

and Djokovic

withdrew. Everyone knows I'm a huge Djokovic guy

so the gold slam

is now defunct. The

water dogs are good so I can't make fun of them

anymore. That fucking sucks.

And then I got attacked by J-Lo stands last

week and a bunch of like 16

year old girls online made me feel like an asshole.

That was fun. That one doesn't count as being a bad thing that happened that was definitely i just felt bullied the and you know what else is kind of cool is that schwarber has not made his debut for the red sox yet so you'll get a second wave when schwarber goes yabo in his first and is probably his first at bat yeah for boston it We're passing Schwarber around like a little bitch.
Now he's Hanks. And he would be perfect for the Yankees with that short porch.
Enjoy it, Hank. Which one of those three hurts the most? The Cubs I was ready for, even though the prolonged, I don't know how they figured it out, the way to get all three of those guys to debut in different days and then all of them to Homer, and everyone would just be like, wow, this really, really sucks.
Rodgers is definitely like, fuck him. Which Cubs player does it hurt you the most to see them doing well with their new team? Oh, good question, Hank.
So the heart, says Anthony Rizzo, because he's the de facto captain of the Cubs. He's the guy who turned it all around.
The head says you have a 29-year-old Chris Bryant who's a stud who you can only dream of getting a guy like that, and somehow the Cubs didn't figure out a way to extend him and have him be a Cub for life. And then probably my balls is Javi Baez because he plays the big cojones well also i mean with jokovic there was no way that we could have seen a meltdown like that coming from a class act like joker no he's big cat he smashed his racket which is like you say what you want about jokovic and his entire personality his body of work but he usually treats the sporting equipment very well agreed and he's always a class act and i would never imagine that he would break two rackets and then uh withdraw and force his mixed doubles partner to uh not win a medal yeah olympics he quit he quit well he quit did he quit or did he get the twist or is he a hero he might have gotten the twisties out there we don't yeah hero he's had he's had covid like seven times yeah it's like him and the president of Brazil lead the league and how many COVID infections they can get.
So he might be dealing with some long haul issues himself. It would have been funny if Djokovic said he had mental health issues just to watch people twist and turn.
Get the twisties online trying to figure out how his mental health is actually not appropriate. Well, he couldn't say that because I think like 24 hours before he withdrew, he went at Simone Biles for quitting.
So that would have been a tough turnaround. He had the twisties in his own takes.
See, I love rooting for Djokovic because I'm a selective Djokovic fan. I don't care about tennis.
I don't care for tennis as a sport. So I can just pick and choose when I want to be a fan of his.
This week, I'm not a fan of his. I would say that tennis is more of an event.
Tennis is a lifestyle, not really a sport. If you could play a game until you're like 80, it's not a sport.
Yeah, no, if you pick up a sport after you retire, that's not a sport. That's like the thing they always say, like, hey, take up golf and tennis because you can play it for your whole life.
Well, that's not a sport sport it's a leisurely activity right i'm going to get into knitting after i retire did you see that that was pretty cool who was it i think he was a diver i think and he was killing the time in between his dives as opposed like most of the guys they dive and then they get in the tub they stand under a shower or they get in the tub there's a tub too that looks awesome i would be a tub, but some of these guys are just straight up showering in between each dive. This guy, I think he was from Australia, maybe France.
Big France or Australia vibes. He just goes up into the stands and starts knitting in between dives.
I say go for it. We need more weirdos like that.
If we can't watch Michael Phelps' mom wearing an entire tuxedo of denim, cheering for her son during the pool the uh at least so the athletes themselves going into the stands doing yes knitting and doing weird shit all right so well i'll give you some spin zones because there are some positive things that came out of this weekend one love is blind is back yes they had the reunion show which i watched fuck damien damien's a piece of shit i haven't watched it Don't do that. Messica's back.
In a big way. Messica just

embarrasses herself. You'll enjoy it.

Barnett's around. The whole crew's there.

There's just like one new person.

We'll get into it later. We'll watch that

and we'll discuss later. But that's good.

The Hezbollah fight

is probably going to happen.

Although I just think it's one of those things where

they're just going to get closer and closer to fight.

You just took Hank Seuss back. Have people talk

about it. It's like the Arrow paradox.

Hezbollah and the other guy, they're going to get

Thank you. I just think that it's one of those things where they're just going to get closer and closer to fight.
You just took Hanks who's back. Have people talk about it.
It's like the arrow paradox. Hasbel and the other guy, they're going to get so close, they'll get halfway closer, halfway closer, but their adorable little arms will never be able to reach.
Yep. Outer Banks 2 is back.
Outer Banks 2 is back. I'm going to binge that this week.
You can't spoil it. You can't spoil something like that.
It'd be like spoiling the Mona Lisa. Like, you still got gotta see it in person.
NBC realized that their ratings were way, way down for this Olympics, so they hit the break glass in case of emergency button, which is, let's get Snoop on a broadcast, which kind of works. There's another who's back for Hank.
What are we doing? We're just doing them all. I'm trying to put a smile on my friend Big Cat's face, Hank.
He's had a rough week. All of his heroes left him.
Yeah. Alright, let's talk about Aaron Rodgersaron rogers though because i did promise i would talk about it i'd spent a whole week ignoring it uh the green bay packers are a classless organization by cutting blake portals but spins or not spin zone but something you didn't think it would come out of my mouth i'm defending aaron rogers when he gave his press conference and he explained why he was upset.

You just like Aaron Rodgers because he hates the Packers more than you do. Correct.

The way he framed the Packers organization, he said Green Bay is no paradise.

He said these are all his quotes.

I think we can all understand Green Bay isn't a huge vacation destination.

People are coming here to play with me, play with our team,

knowing that they can win a championship here. Well, fact that, well, like go to the NFC championship is what he meant.
Make the playoffs consistent. Yeah, and the fact that I haven't been used in those discussions was one I wanted to change moving forward.
So basically the Packers organization have a once-in-a-generation quarterback, incredibly talented guy, three-time MVP, and they're like, yeah, fuck him, we're not going to listen to anything he says. Why would anyone want to play for this organization? I agree with Aaron Rodgers.
He also went on to talk about how they mistreated great locker room guys, high-character guys, these are again his quotes, who weren't offered a contract at all or were extremely low-balled or maybe, in my opinion, not given the respect on the way out that guys of their status and stature and high character deserve. I agree.
If you're the Packers, you have to give John Kuhn like a Kobe Bryant-type contract at the end of his career and be like, thank you for all the service you've put in. Meanwhile, Sean Payton sees him.
He's like, yeah, he doesn't even need to practice during the week. We'll pay him a million dollars per like month that he's here to just go run into people the Packers could have done that all I'm saying is what he said and these are his words not mine make a lot of sense that the Packers you go to the Packers uh and they will not treat you well and Aaron Rodgers laid it all out and I actually think like it's kind of fair what he said nothing he said was that crazy I do think he's a little bit of a diva loves the drama loves to have everyone talking about what will Aaron Rodgers do I don't think that his teammates hate him I think they probably are like thanks for standing up for us but I do think that if you're a free agent listening to the show right now Will Compton don't you dare go to the green bay packers because they will mistreat you they will cut you like they did to blake bortle blake bortle is just a number to them like he he they threw him to the side so i i don't know probably least desirable team to play for in the nfl according to aaron rogers not me aaron rogers i would add that as an owner the Green Bay Packers, what they're doing right now is against all sorts of SEC violations and rules and regulations as far as stock ownership goes.
Yeah. They have not consulted any of the ownership on any of this.
Like their general manager. Basically, you can actually take back what Aaron Rodgers is mad about to I think three things.
One is he's still pissed that he didn't start immediately when he he was drafted I think he holds like the Brett Favre years where Brett Favre was just being a a raving lunatic up in Green Bay and Aaron was like I could be a top five quarterback in the NFL but they're not playing me I think he's still pissed about that I think that he's furious that Jordy Nelson wasn't re-signed and Charles Woodson Jordy was like his best, yeah, Charles Woodson. And then the third one I was going to say would be Cobb, letting Cobb get away.
Cobb was a guy that every quarterback like Aaron Rodgers would love because he would always just be within five yards of the line of scrimmage at any given point and could always count on him to just jack up his completion percentage. So Aaron was pissed when they let him go.
And the Jordan Love. The Jordan Love love thing absolutely because and I understand it they didn't the Packers didn't expect him to have an MVP year they didn't expect him to still be peaking as a quarterback and so that like he looked at it last year and was like well we could have had a wide receiver or someone who could have helped us instead we're using a first round pick on a which makes sense.
So what level of say do you think Aaron Rodgers should get? Right now, if you're trying to decide what to do for the future of the Packers and you're thinking, like, should I give a massive contract to a free agent, how many more years does Aaron Rodgers get to be general manager? So sports are obviously so different now than they were 20 years ago, 10 years ago. In the NBA and the NFL, it is kind of a – the NBA has had it.
The NBA has had their reckoning where it's like, hey, your star kind of runs your team and you have to do what they want to do to keep them happy. The NFL hasn't gotten there because it's bigger rosters.
It's more of a team sport. But I do think the quarterback position quarterback position and there's only a few guys but there are a few guys that an organization should absolutely listen to what they want to do and it's pretty much aaron rogers tom brady patrick mahomes and and probably russell wilson like those are the guys right now and you know there's guys that could be that you know you could you could be in a situation where josh allen or lamar jackson some of these guys who are ascending but right now there's a few guys that if you were running an organization and you're the general manager you don't have to listen to them all the time but one of your top like checklists that you check off every day is is my generational talent quarterback top, top five guy who wins us games and makes me look better than I am at my job? Because let's be honest, those guys make you look better week in, week out, year in, year out.
Is that guy happy? That should be one of your top things you check off every single day, and the Packers clearly haven't been doing that. I think that Ben Roethlisberger was one of those guys, but in an opposite version of what Aaron Rodgers wants.
It was like Ben finding a guy that he doesn't want to still be in Pittsburgh next year, and then they would get moved out of town. Now, I don't want to make this, Hank, about the Patriots, but it does kind of put into perspective how crazy it is that Belichick and Brady got along for so long and how they made that work.
Because you can see, obviously Aaron Rodgers is still on the Packers, but these things happen. And it's hard to manage egos.
It's hard to manage talent. And I do think that your quarterback is the one guy, if you have that type of quarterback, that you should listen to him.
I don't know. Your comments on the Brady analogy? I agree.
It is. It probably could have fallen apart many times before that.
And it did kind of fall apart at the end a little bit. Yeah, and obviously Rodgers has been with the Packers for a long time, so it's not like they haven't been able to keep it together, but it does feel like this.
It feels like Aaron Rodgers. There was a lot of tension with Garoppolo.
Once he got out of town, they got it back together. But there was definitely a similar thing going on when they drafted Garoppolo, and then inside the organization, people were like, they wanted to play Jimmy.
If I were the GM of one of these teams, I would listen to the quarterback and just be like, yeah, it was his idea. If he fucks up, he's like, all right, well, it was your idea like what do you want me to say everybody in the media will be like yeah that guy's a diva yeah and so you totally skate by yeah no you're right there are two things that a general manager can do to extend his time one is drafting a quarterback yeah and the other is then placing all the blame on that quarterback that he drafted now i i uh i still hate aaron rogers so much for for just going through this charade because he's got the man bun now well yeah the man bun but he he he put me through a i i'll call it a but what if because i knew he was going to be on the packers like i knew it but deep down i'd have conversations and i'd be like but what if what does retire? And that was stupid.
That was a stupid thought to have in my brain, but it was there. It existed.
I'm coming clean with that right now. Packers fans can roast me for even entertaining that thought, but it was a reality.
I had those little, like, I'd be daydreaming in the middle of fucking, I don't know, April or May and be like, if aaron rogers is going to retire and i hate that he did that to me we'll really see how deep his convictions lie is aaron rogers a man of principle or is aaron rogers going to be swayed by just nice words and platitudes from his bosses because big cat if he is actually a man that believes what he says he certainly acts like he believes what he says right now he saying it with his chest. He's going to retire in the middle of the season before a game against a division rival to inflict maximum pain upon the Green Bay Packers.
So, Aaron, I would suggest maybe quitting before a game against the Bears. Maybe the day of a game against the Bears.
I do think that this will be either the last or second to last season for Aaron Rodgers. I know that's not saying anything crazy, but I don't think they're going to do like some big deal.
So that is because apparently the way that he was able to be like, all right, I'm comfortable coming back as they ripped up his third year. So 2023 is now no longer exists for him where he can now go wherever he wants.
So, and that's, that would make sense. They drafted Jordan Love.
They were hoping that he's their future quarterback. You just didn't have to do it this way, Aaron.
You really didn't have to do it. Think about the people that you hurt along the way, myself mostly.
I also think that what Aaron's trying to do is there's still a possibility of a sign-in trade, so you can still maybe think something could happen. Don't do that.
No, stop. Stop.
Because the way that he re-engineered his contract, if you look at it, was to make it easier to do a sign-and-trade. Stop.
So there's still interest in Denver from what I've been hearing behind the scenes. Denver wants – Stop it.
I'm serious. Denver wants Aaron Rodgers on their team this year.
But this will be the last year for Aaron because I think what he wants to do is he wants to do a sign trade next year. He wants to go someplace

for a one-year contract

and then be a mercenary year to year

and then just go ring chasing all

across the country. Maybe another four years after

that playing for various teams.

I think he's going to be a one-year deal kind of guy.

And now he's going to play with a chip on his shoulder

and he's going to do that whole

fucking thing and the whole fuck you tour

and he is absolutely one of those guys that needs a chip on on his shoulder and when he does it he plays that much better so fuck everything that doesn't actually make that much sense to me for him to have a chip on his shoulder and be like i'll show these assholes at the green bay packers i'm gonna win a super bowl he's gonna no he's gonna win it and then he's gonna be like i'm gonna win i want it for the fans not for the front office. And then I'm going to cry.
He almost said, like, I love the Packers organization. But he goes, I love the Packers.
I saw that. I love the Packers fans.
I love the Packers fans. Yes.
Which, by the way, are the organization in Green Bay, if you knew your history, Aaron. So he's back.
Was terrible what they did to Blake Bortles. That's what made me flip on Aaron.
He knew that this was going to make Blake lose his job. Yeah, yeah.
It was fucked up. We need Blake Bortles in Indy because Carson Wentz.
Carson Wentz. What does Carson Wentz do? How'd he injure his foot? And also, Carson Wentz being like, I'm not going to get surgery.
Yeah, dude. This is for sure not going to linger all year and be another issue where it's like, hey, Carson Wentz, if he were 100%, he's going to retire and everyone's going to be talking about that one year that he would have won MVP.
I forget what Carson Wentz looks like scrambling around the pocket healthy. It's been so long that he just exists in a permanent state of having a foot injury.
So I don't know what he's planning on doing, having it just get better on his own. Who's the backup in Indy right now? Is it still Brissette? Yeah, probably.
Get Blake Bortles. No, Brissette's on the Dolphins.
Oh yeah, I remember we talked about that. People got mad because we said that he's going to look fat in those teal uniforms.
He is. He is.
That's just a fact. Jacob Eason and Sam Ellinger.
Oh, Sam Ellinger. There we go.
That's Billy's number one ranked quarterback in draft, Sam Ellinger. Shout out Texas for making it official.
That's going to be fun to watch. One thing I don't understand about the whole college football realignment thing, what did you think was going to happen? Texas, they have no loyalty to anyone except for themselves.
Correct. And so they were, of course, going to make happen whatever they wanted to happen.
Conferences are just made up. They're completely made up.
So you can have SEC pride or you can have Big 12 pride, but at the end of the day, it really doesn't mean anything. Well, I'll push back on just the fact that I do.
It sucks if there's going to be only two conferences or three conferences because I did like the different quirks about conferences. I like that the Big 12 didn't play defense.
I like that the Big 10 plays 10-6 games. I don't know.
There's things that I'm going to miss. But at the end of the day, it's going to be very interesting to see how this all plays out because they say 2025, and the way it works is the Big 12 basically is going to try to stay together because if Texas and Oklahoma leave, they have to cut them a check.
So it's going to just be like lame duck season after lame duck season if they can hold on and force them. Otherwise, Texas and Oklahoma have to write them a huge check to bounce early.
So this is how you can tell that the leaders of the conference, I don't want to say that the conferences are all bullshit because i agree i like the regional aspect yeah i like the sec playing against each other i like the callers on the paul feinbaum show like if if the sec becomes half of the nation i can't have people in like the state of washington calling into the paul feinbaum show dude the big 10 might gonna work Ten, like, the move that people are at least saying could happen is the Big Ten could poach some of the Pac-12, because that would naturally make sense. You know, the Rose Bowl and the history there.
That would suck, too. That'd be weird.
But here's how it typically plays out with the commissioners of these conferences. Once they get exposed for really just keeping things strung together with duct tape and string so that they can make a shitload of money they don't really have any sort of moral or legal recourse to anything so they just start crying about stuff right so the commission of the big 12 was like well espn is talking to these schools and trying to get them to go to other conferences they just start crying and they're hoping to get public sentiment on their side which is never going to happen because your job is literally made up.
Right. And Greg Sankey, the SEC commissioner, just like basically owns everyone.
Yeah. He's the alpha in the room.
He's just got his balls constantly on somebody else's table. He even got Texas A&M to vote for it.
Right. Like he just walked.
He walked. He got him on the phone was like, are you guys really going to complain? Do you want to you want to to piss away this fucking $300 million that ESPN is paying for one game on Saturday? Go ahead.
Complain. Do you like money? Yeah.
Do you want more money? If all this means that we're going to get the big and rich song at the start of college game day, you can realign the conferences however you want. It's going to be...
I'm just sad. I am sad.
Especially like Oklahoma. Like Bedlam is one of my favorite games every year.
Like all that shit, when you lose that, it does – like I love when Texas will lose to Kansas State, and that will be hilarious. Like that's not going to happen anymore.
Like Bedlam taking the over in Bedlam was one of the annual things you could set your watch to. I actually – this is how much I miss watching football on television.
This morning I was just watching YouTube compilations of people narrating the wild 2007 ncaa football season yeah where and then they show the bedlam game and when i say that the sky is darker and still water at night than anywhere else in america i was it took my breath away to see how black that sky was yes and i'm gonna miss that game yes so hopefully they keep it for at least a couple more years it'll be fun to watch them like just it's going to be fun to watch texas and oklahoma just begrudgingly keep playing in the big 12 for at least a year or two um all right before we get to some other stuff we got olympics we also have hanks whatever happened to him today do you want to discuss that uh in some water dogs talk uh me undies me undies are designed to be the softest thing on, dare we say it? Did we score? Nope. Nope.
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All right.

Where do we want to start?

We want to start, Hank.

You missed a flight because of time zones.

Now, I have a question.

Yes.

That's not real.

No, it's very real.

I think you – So, you know, Big Cat, to be fair to Hank, in his tweet, he said, I missed my flight because of alcohol and time zones. I feel like alcohol was doing most of the heavy lifting in Nashville.
Because that's... I was thinking about it.
It was time zones fault. But you were in Nashville for a weekend.
When you look at your phone, it shows you what time the flight is. Well, this is Daniel okay oh shit all right here we go all right Henry uh no I mean you're right that's I have 100 should have just maybe checked my phone but here's what I booked the flights on Thursday my flight there was at 11 o'clock my flight home was at 11 o'clock and I thought that was a fun little fact I was like, oh, 11 and 11.
And then I did not check my phone or look for the confirmation or anything. And then he was driving me there today.
He's like, did you check in? I was like, I should do that. I'm going to check in.
And I realized it was 11 o'clock Eastern, 10 o'clock Central. And at the time, it was 10 o'clock.
So I basically showed up as the plane was boarding. Okay.
But when you buy the flight, it shows you the time in that time zone. No.
Yes. Yes.
I promise you. I promise you.
And on your confirmation, it says the time in the flight. In my Google calendar.
No, no, no. Not your Google calendar.
I know, but that's what I was going off. Oh, okay.
Well, that's different. The flight, they show it to you.
They don't say like, hey, you got to figure out your own time zone here. I love Hank's reason is like I'm too organized, and I was using my Google Calendar that I use for everything.
Look, I just texted you the screenshot. It says flight to Newark 1115.
Right, but when you buy the flight, it says the time. And you get an email.
I bought the flight a long time ago.

But even when you saw the flight in your email.

I use Google Calendar.

As you see on that Google Calendar notification, it says 1115.

So, yeah, it was obviously a mistake, an absolute nightmare situation.

There was a huge storm in Nashville last night,

so I guess they canceled a shit ton of flights,

so everything was completely overbooked. They made Hank's flight earlier because of all the cancellations.
It was funny. It was a throwback.
I felt like Billy, to be honest. This is what I used to do when I was 22.
I also lost my wallet. I didn't mention that to you guys.
It was a throwback. We talked about this beforehand, but there was a moment this afternoon where I was taking care of my two-year-old and my two-month-old, and Hank called me and was like, hey, I'm about to miss my flight.
And I was like, so I have a 27-year-old, too, that I'm taking care of. I was like, what is going on right now? But you got it.
You got back. Right.
So I didn't tell you guys this. I did literally obviously went out Thursday, Friday, Saturday, a bunch of bars, a bunch of places.
The very last bar on Saturday, I fucking left my wallet there. It's like a speakeasy that doesn't open until six o'clock.
They ended up having it. So that like gave me some relief.
I had a lot of anxiety today. But I had to go through with like and do the whole like.
Yeah. I had to take the SATs.
It was crazy. And the guy basically was telling me he's like, I was like, is there a chance I'm not going to get through? He's like, if you answer any of these questions wrong, there's nothing we can do.
And I was like, oh, my God. Hank, you should get clear.
It's life-changing. No, I have clear, but you need a idea.
Yeah, John Rothstein. Wow.
No, it's clear as TSA pre-check on steroids. Oh.
TSA pre-check is life-altering. So this is life-altering on steroids.
According to him, clear is on top of TSA pre-check. It is.
So if we're doing the meme where it's just like the small brain going through security, expanded brain, TSA pre-check, galaxy brain. Correct.
No, clear is a total, like clear, I have both. And clear, you just get to cut the TSA pre-check line.
So they just need a clear plus where I can cut the clear line. One thing I've noticed about clear is that when you're in line and then the person comes up to you and they're like, hey, you want to skip this line with clear? Everybody immediately says no to them because their salesperson alarm goes off in their head.
Like, this person's trying to sell me something. But at the end of the day, you're paying like, I don i don't know seventy dollars a year yeah say fuck you to the people in tsa pre-check which is well worth it no they have the same energy as the guy at the at the stadium who's like hey sign up for this credit card and you get a free blanket oh but dude i've actually done that many times of course i bought i i signed up for like six master cards at washington football team practices yeah in the day uh towels so hank good job getting back wait what were the questions that they asked you uh like what state was your social security card issued and they asked me they go give us a landmark near address i literally just moved and the guy had told me like if you get something wrong like there's nothing i can do and i was like literally froze i think they're just asking station sparrow they're really just asking for you to to answer it uh without hesitation like you could have answered anything he wouldn't have no right so my my last one was what was your um oh your last one not not the one before that no no the last question oh okay no no the guy it was uh what's uh your birth? And I was like, I fucking have no idea.
And there was a guy next to him who saved my life. And he looked at the other guy and was like, come on.
Who the fuck knows that? So, Hank, you don't have your wallet on you currently? Nope. Does this mean that the Titans are going to win a Super Bowl? It could.
Yeah. Very well could.
We've got some wallet history documented on the show. It's true.
But yeah, I do, you know, credit to me, I vacation so hard that I never want to vacation again. There you go.
That's how you vacation. But by Tuesday, you'll be back.
Yeah. We'll see.
Yeah. The weather's nice.
All right. So let's talk a little Water Dogs.
They're number one in the league. Are we still number one in the league? No, we're not.
We're basically number one. We're the team that nobody wants to play right now i i would say the red hot water dogs yes yes so it sucks that we can't make fun of them anymore jake was on the cock he was calling the games on saturday night and sunday morning which was a weather delay related uh how'd it go give yourself a grade um i'm gonna go with b plus oh that's pretty good okay i would have said a minus.
I'm going to go with B+. Oh, okay.
I would have said A-, but okay. I like that because you're saying that there's room for improvement.
Always room for improvement. I did not notice any noticeable mistakes.
I did see some people saying that your collar was messed up. But that's fake.
The collar is perfectly normal. Find a new slam.
What was your mom's review? I mean, come on. Well, yeah me eight plus okay all right so where where is your room for improvement what did you screw up um i need to control my excitement level obviously it was great like people love that about me but game winning goals in the fourth quarter shouldn't have the same peak as a goal in the first quarter that makes it 4-2.
Yes. Yes.
I know that. I just got to work on it.
Yeah. I kind of disagree when it comes to lacrosse.
You should not at any point be underselling the sport of lacrosse. We're trying to grow the game over here, Jake.
So I thought that the excitement level that you brought, but get earmuffs. It was kind of Gus Johnson-like in a good a good way uh well basketball i'm fine with that did you

see the gus johnson news no him and a kid a kid talib are doing uh games this year together what was that accent awesome that was that was like your own giovanni bernard again my gus johnson my gus johnson thing is uh football only football no but like again that's a good problem to have I feel like because I'd rather be over the top and enthusiastic than being boring.

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But again, that's a good problem to have, I feel like, because I'd rather be over-the-top and enthusiastic than being boring. Yes.
I would actually say that the Waterdogs looked like they were playing harder for you. Yeah.
That third quarter, that run was unbelievable. It was awesome.
It was like the Warriors. I stopped watching that.
Yes, it was awesome. Yeah.
I noticed you were smooth in announcing the two-pointers. Even though it was your first time announcing lacrosse, you were all on top of that.
Yeah, sorry. Of course, Jake.
Come on, PFC. Syracuse pays their players.
Jesus Christ. When they were winding up, you'd be like, and here's for a deuce.
Yeah. It was very natural.
And the hit the pipe was great. When it clanks off the pipe, it's pretty cool.
It's electric. Half of the pipe.
Yeah, half of the pipe. Yeah, the first half of the first game first game also they should soak the net when it doesn't rain oh yes it's really cool like a boxer yeah in the face yeah they should just do that when it's hot out i like that i like that um did you swear no okay we did a good job we we i think everyone i speak on behalf of the awls i think everyone enjoyed it we fantastic.
Yeah, it was a lot of fun. I really appreciate it.
Lacrosse still not my thing. It's exciting.
Yeah. I'm not a huge fan of lacrosse.
You know what I am a massive fan of is winning and winners. And right now the dogs are winners.
Dude, I love the dogs right now. All of our guys are dogs.
So congrats to them. Oh, USA! We suck.
Misses the woodwork. Okay.
One other thing I just wanted to say. I did tweet that it was suey season earlier when I was down bad, and Liam retweeted it, so I don't know what that was about.
What's suey? Suicide. Oh, shit.
I thought you were making a reference to Son of a Boy, Dad. I thought it was...
Well, yeah, but it was still like... I mean, yeah, it was Sui season.
I thought it was like some type of... Yeah, smash that retweet.
I read it as SUI, like a DUI or BUI, boating. I was like, what is he doing? No, it's Sui.
Sui season. Jake, did you have any issues getting out of Denver, given the time zone discrepancy between Colorado? It's in the south.
Yes, in the south with the two hours west in the mountain time zone. I actually had a time zone problem watching the game.
I put it on the wrong time. You just told me.
The weather delay. Well, our time zone expert sued us.
Right. So we don't have them anymore.
No. I made the airport fine.
I was actually, actually because i had to change i was supposed to come back this morning sunday morning they put me on a red eye tonight oh but during the fourth quarter the lady who books the travel she's like a seat opened up at 2 15 p.m fuck yes i was like look at the commitment from the boys to get back love it we made it it's good to have everyone back thank you to everybody same situation basically yeah same exact um Same exact. And Billy's here, too.
Yeah, Billy's here, too. He did play handball this weekend.
You want to give a quick recap? Video coming out soon. It was pretty awesome.
There it is. There it is.
Did anyone watch F1 today? I saw some of the highlights. It was sick.
The first turn, they need to do that on more courses. Just have the first turn be basically suey season.
Mercedes essentially, his strategy now is just take out Red Bull at all times, which is sick. And then, yeah, Sir Lewis Hamilton is the GOAT.
So sorry for disrespecting him. I saw Lance Stroll put up a result today too.
He got knocked out as well. No, I thought he got points.
No. I'm pretty sure he got points.
Williams got points. I thought they both got points.
I think you're still on season one. Lance Stroll got knocked out in the big crash, in the big one.
Oh. I'm pretty sure.
Okay. Let's see.
I thought both Williams guys ended up with points. But I did see that Sebastian Vettel got disqualified after the fact.
Yeah, so people think that – That feels like a witch hunt to me. Lance Stroll, yeah, Lance Stroll did not finish.
So yeah, he was out. Yeah, no, so there's a rule that you have to have enough fuel at the end of the race to get it tested.
He didn't have enough fuel, but it's also one of those rules that's like it could either it's a judgment call what the conspiracy theorists think is that uh vettel was wearing a support of gay pride during the national anthem because hungary just enacted a law against like a very homophobic law and he said like i don't care like you if they want to reprimand me they can i think that's so that's what they think that might be because that sounds like viral marketing for stillwater coming out that's that's yeah matt damon just don't talk dude his excuse i loved his excuse which was like it i'm from boston like such a ricochet shot at the entire city he reminded that reminded me of like when paul george gets of a mic, and it's just like, you're sharing too much right now. Stop talking.
All right. So back to Sebastian Vettel, because I'm trying to understand.
It seems to me that in motorsports, if you time out your laps exactly perfectly where you run out of fuel at the very end, that's usually a good thing, right? Yeah. But it was just not even enough to get- It's a leader, I think they need.
It's like when they ask they ask for a piss test right if you're getting drug tests you're like i can't give it up and it only covers the bottom right that's what so what are they saying you could you could put something in your fuel i don't know i don't know that one is my pay grade it feels like a witch hunt yeah it feels like a witch hunt feels like that shirt is what did him in ever had one of those days when it's just too cold to keep working? Nah, neither has Ariat. Ariat work jackets and boots are packed with all the cold stopping waterproof protection you need to get the job done under any conditions so you can take any job out there and always deliver.
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Okay, Hank, all your who's backs have been taken, but give us your best shot. Hezbollah? Snoop Dogg? And the 2017 Celtics are apparently going to be back.
I thought I was getting tricked or I thought someone retweeted an old tweet on my timeline. It was from NBA Central, which I wasn't sure if it was confirmed or not, but it was.
Jeff Green is reportedly a primary target for the Celtics. Boston could also show interest in Kelly Olenek and Avery Bradley.
Oh, wow. Brad Stevens is just running it back for when he was a coach, I guess.
Yeah, I would say getting Jeff Green back is a good sign, right? Because it's like him and Jay Crowder are always in the playoffs. Yeah.
I guess, yeah. I mean, he's like a dinosaur at this point.
He wasn't even, you know. I am a little jealous of you.
Two or three times around. That you, like, time-traveled this weekend.
Yeah. Because, like, you walked in and you're like, we got a lot of NBA.
Like, Westbrook was like, like yeah that was friday's show and but it was like i'm jealous of you yeah yeah nothing like just like time traveling with your brain catching up yeah yeah all right pft who's your who's back well hank took all mine so uh no chinese taipei is back oh we we hear about chinese taipei once every four years during the olymp they China has the Olympic Committee, the IOC, and by proxy, all the broadcast partners by the balls. And so they're not allowed to say Taiwan on the broadcast, because if you call the country Taiwan, it implies that it's a country and not property of the People's Republic of China.
Which, it's one of the fascinating little, like, this leagues going back and forth, is China claims Taiwan, so they call it Chinese Taipei, like it's a district. Taiwan claims that they own China, and Taiwan calls themselves the Republic of China.
I like that. And so it's always like, which way are they going to go? But since it's the Olympic Committee and it's NBC, they're referring to it as Chinese Taipei, which isn't really a country.
But it's always nice to see that pop up. It's like when ESPN drew the seven dotted line around the South China Sea for the games that were over there just gave them property of all this water.
That's essentially what NBC is doing, like weighing into foreign relations. I like it.
I like it. Yeah, the different, I mean different i mean i still keep seeing like the roc is just with no flag is always funny rock nation baby rock nation um my who's back is is rowdy gains uh because he we get reminded every four years the best announcer in all sports rowdy gains for swimming who just i is there a difference between him and scott hamilton they're the same guy yeah same guy yeah one does figure skating one does swimming johnny weir guy yeah but uh he's awesome he's electric and uh caleb dressel who has the coolest tattoos really he's just hot uh and has an awesome body but swimming what the olympic tattoo no's got like an eagle, and it's like a whole, and a gator,

his whole sleeve is sick.

How do you feel about the Olympic tattoo?

I mean, that's just everyone gets it.

You have to get it.

That's so choogy.

I actually kind of, I want to get an Olympic tattoo,

and then people would just, actually, no,

they would see me, and they're like,

no chance in hell, this guy was in the Olympics.

Yeah, it's so choogy to get the Olympic tattoo if you're an Olympian.

But yeah, Rowdy Gaines. And then, did you know, this is a fun fact that we got to start flexing on people.
The U.S. has never lost the 100-meter medley.
15 in a row. Dominated.
The only time we haven't won it was 1980 when we didn't go to the Olympics. So 15 for 15 in 100-meter medley in swimming.
That's pretty good. Yeah, they also forearm tattoo on the guy that won the 100-meter dash this year.
Forearm tattoos make you faster. Yes, absolutely.
The Italian. So the Olympics are still going on.
I don't really – I'm kind of over the Olympics. No, I've still got Olympic fever.
It's a mild fever at this point. It's dissipated a little bit.
Yeah, mine's been fixed. It's dissipating a little.
You got the antibodies? It's just the time zones have just killed me. Yeah, time zones are tough.
Yeah. Yeah, time zones are brutal.
One thing I do want, Billy, can you do me a favor? Can you blog this this week? I noticed that the guy that won the 100-meter dash had never broken 10 seconds until like three, four months ago. Interesting.
I just thought it was interesting to note that. Interesting.
And how he, I don't think he was even a short-distance sprinter until like the last year. So he was running like 10.05, 10.1s.
He wouldn't even qualify with his fastest time as recently as six months ago. And then he won the entire Olympics.
So I just thought that was an interesting thing that maybe you could write a blog about.

I'll look into it.

All right.

Also, we got our best guy on it.

Yeah.

Also, we had some journalism on journalism crime.

Andy McCullough, who I think he writes for The Athletic,

he was mocking the Olympic journalists

because one of them wrote about the bathrooms in Japan,

but that's the journalism I want.

Yes.

So the quote that he tweeted out, generally speaking, public restrooms here are much cleaner than they are in the United States, and using them is significantly more comfortable. The restrooms at the Olympic Stadium elevate the experience to another level as they offer maximum privacy.
Not only is the bottom of the door on each stall only an inch or so off the ground, sitting on the toilet activates a recording of running water and chirping birds that is intended to drown out any embarrassing sounds. That fucking rules.
That's amazing. That also sounds like a great bathroom if you're the offensive line coach of the Miami Dolphins.
Yes, yes. What was his name? Maximum privacy.
What was his name? And loud noises. I don't know.
Duh. Fuck, what was his name? What was his name? Mr.
Columbia. Chris Forster.
Chris Forster. Chris Forster.
Yeah. He booked a flight to Japan ASAP.
I don't know why that guy was making fun of that. That's fucking awesome journalism.
That's what journalism exists for. Remember when it was in Russia and there were like waves of reports that would come out.
The first wave would be all the reporters

that went over there

and they'd be like my phone was hacked

within the first five minutes of landing in Russia.

Right.

And then the second wave was I'm in the hotel

and there's a wolf walking through the hallway.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Fuck Jimmy Kimmel for that.

I believed it.

Jake, you're who's back.

Duke basketball is back.

Oh, last four days. Yes.
They have secured two top 20 recruits for next year all right billy who's your who's back fuck yes fred durst okay yeah he's got a new look looks like a basketball coach from the 80s yeah he looks like if fred durst was playing jimmy carter in a biopic it's it's very bizarre i don't really understand it. Gray hair, Fu Manchu.
So I think I completely understand it because I was telling somebody about this picture on Thursday night. And I was describing how hilarious Fred Durst looks on Instagram.
And I was like, I have to go see Limp Bizkit perform because I need to see him perform live looking like this. And as those words came out of my mouth, I was like, you played me like a fiddle, Fred.

He deleted all his Instagram posts.

I think he's wearing a wig.

Well, he was at Lala, yeah.

And now they're going on tour.

And so he wants people to talk about his new look and buy tickets.

He played me like a fucking fiddle and it worked.

But guess what?

I'm going to go see Limp Bizkit.

Excuse me.

Yeah, no, that was smart by Fred Durst. Also, Lala being back and like, listen, I'm not going to get see Limp Bizkit.
Excuse me. Yeah, no, that was smart by Fred Durst.

Also, Lala being back and like, listen, I'm not going to get into the whole Delta variant

shit, but you got to be a tremendous loser if you're just tweeting out like, what's the

new strain going to be?

Look at all these people at Lala.

You're just basically saying you'll never have fun again in your life.

You're rooting for bad things.

Yeah, you're like, I'm going to sit at home and everyone's going to go live their life

and do awesome, fun shit. And I'm just going to hope for them all to die so that I can be like, told you so.
Fucking losers. Okay, Peyton Manning.
Oh, also who's back? It looks like the US is still winning 0-0 in the 71st minute. And someone's dead on the pitch.
There's been a booking on the pitch. My guess is he's going to get up right away.
U.S. is going to win Dos Acero.
That should be a red card. That should be a red card.
He just high-cleaned him in the head. Okay, quick word about Peyton Manning.
So we have Peyton Manning on. We only were allowed 20 minutes.
We obviously could have done an hour and a half with Peyton Manning. We take these type of interviews for the AWLs because, one, 20 minutes of Peyton Manning is better than zero minutes of Peyton Manning and two we hope that it starts a relationship where we can have him back on so if you're thinking listening to it like oh why don't you ask this well we had 20 minutes still I think it was an awesome interview we got all of our efficient questions out there but that's just a little back story so you're not like how could you not mention this how could you not mention that we had to do like you know as as tight as we could get it so but it's an awesome interview and hopefully we have him back on for an hour next time and you don't want to interrupt him as he's answering a question to ask whatever the next thing that you want to ask is right so yeah i yes you're right i think hopefully we'll have him back on.
But he was still a great interview. Great interview.
Good dude to talk to.

All right.

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Here he is, Peyton Manning. Okay, we now welcome on a very, very, very special guest.
It is Hall of Famer, two-time Super Bowl winner, one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time, Peyton Manning, the sheriff. I can't believe that you're on this show.
It's hard for us to be like, wow, we'll drop everything for this guy. You are one of those guys.
I guess we'll start the Pro Football Hall of Fame. Obviously, you're being inducted this year.
They still are selling tickets if you go to profootballhalloffame.com. I watched the video.
We had David Baker on the show. Were you really surprised? I mean, you've been a Hall of Famer for like 20 years now.
So were you surprised when you actually got the official, hey, Peyton, you're in the Hall of Fame, it's happening this year? Well, I was surprised because of the way that I found out. Normally, they do that knock on the door the night before the Super Bowl.
And this year, because of COVID, that didn't exist. And so I was at the Broncos Stadium.
I was doing a kind of a PSA recording on camera. And then my wife, Ashley, kind of organized out from behind me, walked Tony Dungy, my two college coaches, Philip Fulmer and David Cutcliffe, Gary Kubiak coach with the Broncos Jim Caldwell a long time coach with the Colts with me and they walked up behind me to kind of share the news with me and so from that standpoint I was surprised to find out that way and I got to tell you it was one of the coolest moments I've had because right there in front of me was you know almost 20 plus years of coaching then I turned to the jumbotron and they had a message from my high school coach from Tom Moore my long time offensive coordinator Jim Moore my head coach John Fox anyway 30 years of coaching right there in front of me in about six minutes and so that was a little bit um overwhelming and special to find out that way you know it's no fun if you just assume something uh all the time right so it was fun to kind of find out in that fashion i'm honored i'm humbled all of those things and i'm looking forward to celebrate with a lot of old teammates and coaches in a couple weeks in Ohio.
Yeah. So, I mean, you had to know that this weekend was coming up for a long time.
I'm curious to know, like, did anybody ask you to go on a vacation or were you asked to take any trips or anything like that for the weekend of August 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, and 9th? And how far in advance did you have to keep those dates available on your

calendar? Because you had to know. Well, my family and I were supposed to go to the Olympics last year in Tokyo.
And somehow, we got our money back from our flights and all of the places that we were booked to stay, which was surprising. But we got it back and they said, hey, but you're all set to go next year,

August of 2021,

and I just kind of said i'm not sure i can totally commit at this point obviously no fans ended up going at all to tokyo but uh i did i guess somewhat have the dates uh held just in case uh we got some good news uh in uh early february so hall Fame career, there's a lot of things that you're known for. One of them is definitely your preparation and how you prepared every game week and how you were one of the most prepared guys.
Later in your career, remember the picture of you listening to practice while you were in the cold tub, might have been the hot tub, with the helmet on. Now, us the truth was it did you always feel like you prepared more than anyone else in the room because like were you really the guy that felt like hey no one else is ever going to prepare more than me when it comes to week to week well you know I think we're all looking to get an edge out there somehow you guys are trying to get an edge on the competition by doing things in your style for me you know I came to the realization that I couldn't out throw anybody right I couldn't throw it 85 yards down the field like like a Brett Favre or like a Randall Cunningham couldn't outrun anybody clearly if you've ever seen me play you realize that I had a coach tell me once that I I't run out of sight in a week it's a very nice compliment I really appreciated that but he was right and so I realized that to get an edge I had to try to out prepare anybody and whether I was working harder than anybody else in the room I'm not sure if that was true, but I told myself that I was.

And the main people I was trying to outwork was our opponent.

So when I got under center on Friday night in high school,

Saturday afternoon in Knoxville or Sunday with the Colts or the Broncos,

I said, hey, I've outworked these guys that I'm playing against.

It gave me confidence to kind of go full speed ahead.

So preparation was where I felt i could get an edge um staying in great shape physically working with my teammates to get on the same page studying tons of film so when i got out there on sunday i told myself i've seen this defense before i know what's going to happen here i was watching this defense on wednesday night in my basement, in my film room. That's kind of how I played the game.

Did that ever make it – this might be a dumb question, but feel free to just call us idiots if we ask anything too stupid. But did that type of preparation ever work against you a little bit to the point where if you saw a look that you had never seen before from an opponent and you had spent all this time preparing for certain things, they'd throw something wild at you.
And then at that point, you're trying to figure out what it is instead of just reacting to it in the moment. Right.
No, you certainly realize that a team is going to probably give you something new that you hadn't seen before. I remember Tony Dungy is kind of like it's kind of like Abraham Lincoln, like could never tell a lie.
Right. And so they asked Coach Dungy, hey, you know, what would you do if you were playing defense against Peyton? And you kind of think he'd say, hey, you know, I'm his head coach.
I'm not going to answer that. Instead, he's like, oh, no, you've got to mix it up every single play.
You can't play the same defense two plays in a row. He will keep you alive.
And I'm like, coach, what are you doing? He's like, well, it's true. I mean, you know, like, you know, mix it up every single play.
And so defenses, like, started listening. And so on first down, they play this defense.
Second down, something totally different. Third down, they bring in some guys for third down only play an entirely new defense and so I guess he was just challenging his players but um as the word got out that we did a lot of no huddle that we caught a lot of plays at the line of scrimmage defenses started doing more disguising before the snap waiting to the last few seconds.
And I don't think you can over prepare I think you can at some point say hey I've seen enough film the haze in the barn it's time to go out and play and react like you said to what the defense is doing knowing that they're studying the film as well and they're going to have some wrinkles. But I guess my biggest fear was in all the years I was playing,

I remember one time in my third NFL season,

we played a team and we hit them with a blitz in the fourth quarter,

and the quarterback of the other team came out and said,

yeah, that was a new blitz that the Colts just put in,

and he was wrong. We had run that blitz, but we'd run it in the preseason earlier that year, and he had not gone back that far to watch that film.
And I just remember saying, that is not going to happen to me. They are not going to hit me with a blitz that they have shown before during the season, because I'm going to have watched that.
Now, if they have something totally new they come up with, that's fair game. But I think that's kind of where that film preparation came from.
So talking about your legacy, I don't know if you – you probably do realize this, but one part of your legacy is that you give hope to every team that drafts a quarterback that throws a bunch of interceptions their rookie year. Not everyone is Peyton Manning, but your rookie year, you threw 28 interceptions.
I don't know if you realize this, but that comes up constantly where it's like, well, look at Peyton Manning's rookie year. Even though everyone kind of figured you were going to figure it out.
But was that rookie year, was the step up just that much more difficult? And do you realize that you have given every fan base hope whenever their, you know, high draft pick stinks right away? And they're like, well, maybe he'll be Peyton Manning. Yeah, I would like to get that one off my resume.
I appreciate you guys not mentioning that in that nice intro that you had, those other accolades. But if Trevor Lawrence wants to break that this year I am for it um and the truth is there's a number of quarterbacks that would have broken it including my brother Eli but you gotta be a 16 game starter to do it right and so like Eli like they made him wait 10 games they finally put him in he got He got off to a hot start, but he only had six games.

You can't throw 28 in six games. And now these quarterbacks, if they struggle early, what do they do? They take him out.
They get him out of the game. I go, no, no, no.
Leave him in there. Let him learn.
That's the only way to break this record. And so, yeah, you know, I was asking,

we have a football camp in Louisiana for high school quarterbacks and receivers,

and we have college players come in and serve as counselors.

So Eli and I were doing a little Q&A with the college players,

and they were kind of saying,

what was one thing if you could do over again as a rookie, what would it be?

And I think my answer was to don't under-respect the NFL, but don't over-respect it as well. I think I gave it too much respect as to how fast everybody was, how big they were going to be.
And I just played so fast. I sped my game up.
My feet were moving 1,000 miles an hour. I was making these quick decisions without actually reading the coverage and I think there's a fine line between look they're going to be bigger they're going to be faster but they're still doing a lot of the same things that you did in college and find that happy medium it just took me a long time to find it Steve Young told me during our game against the 49ers that season he said Peyton the game's going to's going to slow down eventually.
Trust me, it's going to slow down. And he was exactly right.
It just took a little while. It took 28 interceptions.
But because I did stay in every game, I learned a lot about NFL that season. And we went from 3-13 to 13-3 the next year.
I don't think that would have happened had I not struggled or had I not played all 16 games. So I'm a believer in putting those guys in right away.
Put Wilson in. Put Lawrence in.
Let them play. Let them see how fast these defenses are.
They're going to figure it out a lot sooner. It's interesting you brought up your brother Eli because when we had him on the show, I think we asked him about calling out Omaha at the line of scrimmage.

I think he took credit for it, didn't he?

He said that he taught you about Omaha.

Yeah, I didn't know if that was true or not.

I wanted to give you an opportunity to respond, though.

No, it's true.

It's funny.

Omaha has kind of been out there for a while.

Brady used to say it in New England.

Eli said it with the Giants. It's kind of a term that has been out there.
You know, nobody really claims who started it. Was it in the, you know, Parcells era that somehow got to, you know, New England with Brady and then, you know, got to the Giants? Whatever it was, it was out there.
And and I got to Denver and we started saying it there and that was right when they turned those NFL sideline microphones up louder where you the viewer at home can hear everything that's being said and all of a sudden Omaha kind of got attributed to me because we were going no huddle we were changing the play a lot Omaha is something you you say there's just a few seconds on the clock you need the ball snap now it's omaha and we were doing that all the time and next thing you know i mean i'm getting the key to the city of omaha i'm getting delivered to my house right ended up being a pretty pretty good word to pick you know uh so uh eli is right uh omaha was around for a time before I got to the Broncos. And is the word used just because it's a cool sounding word? That's what I've always thought.
Yeah, it's just kind of a rhythmic three syllable word that usually meant it was like an alert. Hey, there's just two or three seconds on the clock.
You know, I need it snapped now. And, you know, I think Warren Buffett thought it was named it was named after him it was not you know probably one of the few things not named after him um and um it was no real rhyme or reason but uh now i'm at um i walked through an airport you know guy just yells omaha i just turn around and wave and you know keep walking i don't even get i can get called by my.
I just get called Omaha. That's great.
So on this show, we like to mock traditional sports media and legacy talk and all these things that rings matter the most. But your career is very interesting because there was a time where you led SportsCenter all the time as Peyton can't win the big one.
You end up winning two. You have a Hall of Fame career, like I said at the start, one of the best quarterbacks of all time, but was there ever a moment at the beginning of your career where you're like, can I not win the big one? What's going on here? Well, I always believed that we could.
I always knew we were getting close and you kind of always ask yourself in the NFL, would you rather go 13-3 and get beat in the AFC championship by a touchdown, or would you rather go 8-8, you win your last three, you feel pretty good after that last game, but the truth is you're a pretty bad team, right? You're 8-8, you're missing the playoffs. You're going home earlier.
Would you rather feel good in the last game and go home early or get your heart ripped out being one game away from the Super Bowl? I'd rather get my heart ripped out as much as it hurts because I know we're close. I know we're doing something right.
And so we just kind of stayed the course. But, no, you're exactly right.
I right I mean look um you know and I was proud to be in that club because you talk about some of the all-time greats but you know to be in there with Dan Marino and and Carl Malone and John Stockton you know these guys that you know played a long time and had great careers you know that weren't part of the championship team it wasn't an individual okay? It wasn't a golfer that hadn't won a major. These were guys that were on teams that didn't do it.
And so I was always kind of honored to be a part of that club because I love Dan Marino, right? I love John Stockton. And so when we finally won the Super Bowl, you know, a lot of people that were in that club just abandoned that club.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. You know, always, you know, knew I was going to win a ring.
You know, forget those guys I was with. Like, I kind of stayed loyal to that club, and I was honored to be a part of a team that won a championship.
And I realized just that, that I was fortunate. We had great players, great teammates.
You know, everything happened at the right time for us. But for us.
But kind of don't forget where you came from. And so the NFL is a very humbling sport.
Look, it's so hard to win one game, I think, in the NFL. Now you've got to win 12 to get into the playoffs.
And to get in the playoffs, every game is a seventh game elimination game, right? Basketball, baseball, you can have two off nights and still win the whole thing and probably be the MVP of the whole thing. Football, you better be on that day or else you're going home.
That's why I think it's the greatest game. Yeah.
Did you ever go back and watch any of your throws doing film study? Maybe you had a great game, maybe through four, five, six touchdowns, and you're like, you know what, I would have traded at least one or two of those touchdowns if the ones that I did throw just had a nice tighter spiral on them. Well, look, I mean, every one of my records is getting broken, right? I mean, Brady and Breeze were alternating weeks as to which records of mine they were going to break but nobody's thrown more wobbly touchdowns than me okay I mean the spiral is overrated right as long as it gets there right and so nobody can throw a wobbly 18 yard comeback route you know right on the outside of the player's Georgia, and I, right in the perfect place.
It's a hard catch for the receiver because it's coming in different directions, but it does get there to the right spot. So, yeah, I mean, on NFL films, when they put it in slow motion, the wobbly pass doesn't look so good, right? You'd kind of like to tighten that up a little bit, but I guess the end result being a touchdown pass to help your team win a game, I'll take that over the spiral.
I actually think it's probably harder to throw an accurate wobbly pass than anyone can throw a spiral accurately, right? It is, yeah. And the good thing about the wobbly pass, a lot of dropped interceptions, okay? Because there's a reason a lot of these guys are playing defense, right? They tried to play receiver.
They couldn't catch well enough, move them to defense, right? So now a perfect spiral right in their hands they're going to catch. But a wobbly pass, there's a good chance they're going to drop it.
So there were some real pluses to it. Just trust me on that.
So we brought up when your brother was on the Manning face, the famous Manning face. So his Manning face was whenever they would zoom in because, as you know, the Manning family basically was in our living rooms every Sunday night, it felt like, for 20 years.
His was his face. I'm sorry for that.
His mouth was open, kind of looking like, what the heck is going on? Yours was a little different. Yours was your forehead usually had a huge mark on it, and it would make it look even bigger.
Did you ever have a moment where you're like, shoot, my helmet was way too tight. Like, this is going to look ridiculous when they zoom in on me.
Well, I mean, it's such a big forehead, so there's so much room for the camera to zoom in on it right it's a big target

so you got that going for you you know probably who i blame for the red forehead was like every year you sort of get refitted for your helmet right you know the makers of redel come in and just want to check the helmet be sure it still fits and they would always tell me hey the red, that means the helmet fits just right. It means it's tight.
It's close to your head. It's going to prevent injuries.
It's perfect. And so I would, like, believe that.
I'm like, okay, I'm going to keep having it tight. You know, it's not tight.
It's tight enough, though it leaves the red mark. And so it kind of became a staple.
uh yeah every like picture that you know uh our team

retire would send to me up on the sidelines of me looking at the pictures of the or talking to

receivers at this huge red indent on my forehead and I just said you know what I'm going with it

it's my fifth year in the NFL I'm not going to change my uh change my identity yeah I I think

sorry to break it to you but I think the training staff I'm not going to change my identity.

Yeah, I think, sorry to break it to you,

but I think the training staff was fucking with you your entire career.

Like, that's what that sounds like to me, and they did a great job with it. It's got to be tighter, Peyton.

That's a fact.

Yeah.

Well, at least you always kept your helmet close to you on the sidelines,

unlike that one great video that we have of Brock Osweiler.

When he was getting in the game in the fourth quarter of a blowout in denver and he had to run to the sidelines to grab his helmet he didn't have it in his hands and you can see you noticing that he's running back to his home and you're like you know what i'm gonna stay in this game and you run out there and you can see the look of exasperation on brock's face like god damn it this guy's not even coming out of the game now was it was that your mentality of just like I'm not going to give Brock Osweiler a chance to take my job or did you just love playing yeah I mean keep your helmet close is probably the theme of that you know don't get too far away from it but that's the problem right there's cameras everywhere right if something happens on the sidelines the guy's picking his nose or he's you know talking to the fans those cameras catch everything now. So always on display out there on the NFL football field for sure.
Yeah. Well, Peyton, this has been awesome.
Next time you have more time, we'd love to do an extended interview with you. We appreciate you coming on.
Congrats on the Pro Football Hall of Fame induction. And, oh, last thing is I am a Vol for Life.
I won a national title there. Yeah.
Wink if Arch has already committed to Tennessee. Oh, he just winked.
So Arch Manning is going to Tennessee. I'm not a good winker or a good whistler.
So, yeah, no inside information on that. I'm his uncle.
I'm his godfather. I try to fulfill that role, and I hope he has a fun high school experience.
But I am excited about my Vols. Our Vols.
Yeah, so hopefully we can get it going this year in Knoxville and have some fun and win win some games love it okay well thank you so much peyton we appreciate it and uh good luck with your your hall of fame induction speech i'm sure you'll kill it and uh hopefully we we catch you another time as well hey guys thanks for having me appreciate it all protein bars generally taste the same, but not one bars. One made protein bars are actually delicious with Reese's.
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If given the opportunity to be like, hey, you can quit now and get a gold medal, that's the best of both worlds for me. But for the people who were like, Simone Biles is a quitter, they should be mad about that.
Yeah. Because this is the most, like, this is competition, and you just tied.
Yes, you must have ideological consistency on this one if you're pissed at simone i will be disappointed to hear that you've changed your tune on the high jumpers yes um okay mount rushmore i actually thought that i think it was billy had a good point about this which is they there should only be one medal right if there's if they're giving out gold medals there's no chance that they have like a second gold ready to go in the event that there's a tie, right?

I think they do. I think they have a bunch of golds.
They have backup golds? Yeah, I'm pretty sure they do. Not my Olympics.
But they had to share one gold. No, it should be like a paternity thing.
You get visitation. Like weekends, you get the gold.
Either way, I think that they should split one. or have it be a gold and a silver that you mix together into yeah a jilver metal the gold metal only costs like i i was i was reading about it's like 600 700 bucks kind of bullshit like two percent gold bullshit uh all right mount rushmore of combinations this one is as open-ended as we've ever had for a Mount Rushmore.

Anyone want to do any rules they think

or should we just fucking go for it?

I think we just go full send on it.

I think it's...

It can be duos, it can be people,

it can be things.

Can it be more than two?

Yeah, sure.

Combinations.

Alright, so what number, Hank?

55.

PFT?

69.

I'll go 26.

89.

Nice. Nice These are not official numbers 64 Let's go What did you guys guess? I guessed 69 Alright, okay So I'll go first You get to pick the order We'll go me, Big Cat, Jilly, Hank, and then Snake It Back Okay Alright.
All right. Does that work? Yep.
Let's do it. All right.
Here we go. Now Rushmore of combinations.
Wow. Let's go.
Wow. Right off the bat, sex, drugs, and rock and roll.
Oh, okay. So a triple.
Anybody complain? A triple. Okay.
A triple. I mean- In that order? It's an iconic phrase.
Like, fuckary kill sex yeah yeah i think fuck that's a good question i think i fuck drugs i think i marry oh wow i marry fucking okay and then i i would have to kill rock okay there's other genres of music that you could listen to okay um yeah good, good pick. Kill drugs.
No, you know. P.T.
loves drugs. I don't love drugs, but...
He's not a drug guy. I'm not a drug guy, but imagine going through life.
I do the least amount of drugs of anybody on the show besides Billy and Jake. What? Yeah.
Okay. Okay.
That's Capicola. That is Capicola.
How is that? Some nice Capicola from the Italian deli. I don't think that's Capicola at all.
All right. Okay.
My first pick, I will go with... Damn, there's so many good combinations.
There's so many good combinations.

I'll go with Surf and Turf.

Surf and Turf is my first pick.

I love Surf and Turf.

Steak and some kind of fucking turf.

No, Surf.

The podcast?

No, not the podcast.

That's going deep now.

Surf and Turf will be my first pick.

It's such a baller move to be like, I'm going to have steak and I'm going to have shrimp, or I'm going to have steak and I'm going to have lobster. Surf and Turf.
All right, Billy, Jake. Should we do it? They might veto it, but go ahead.
Oh, shit. Big Cat and PFT commentary.
Oh, I knew that was going to be the pander pick. Okay.
I knew that was going to be a pander pick. Great pick, Billy.
All right, good job. No, we can't veto that.
Is that not a great comment? No, that is. That's the panderous pick of all time.
We don't even have to pick the rest of the draft. You guys won, but that's fine.
That's good. That's a good pick.
I also appreciate Billy just pretty much putting us, you know, Mount Rushmore is a rock of dead old people that used to be good and Billy's trying to take our jobs. No, no, that was a good pick.
That was a good pick, Billy. I was going to mention that as a pander pick, not pick it, because that would be a terrible ego play, but that was a good pick.
Someone had to do it. Alright, Hank? I Hank? I will go with chips and salsa.
Ooh, good one. I'm not going to sit.
All right. I'll object to a little bit.
I feel like there's five other things that go better with chips than salsa. But that's my pick.
it your pick no oh it's my pick right

are we allowed to have a discussion

no we are

I was curious

you're not a freedom of speech guy

no you kind of like

tried not veto it

but you're like I don't know

you're just

you're just

whatever

I didn't don veto it

you're doing your thing

you're poisoning the listeners minds

we're not allowed to discuss

peanut butter and jelly

okay good pick

good one

good pick

that's a very good pick

good pick

Thank you. peanut butter and jelly good pick good pick Jake just gave Bill you guys know this is a podcast right yep gotta talk milk and cookies ooh okay I have to do a strategic pick here.
Oh, actually, I don't know.

Okay, all right.

I'll go with...

This isn't a strategic pick.

I'm just going the man draft.

Shit in a shower.

Shit in a shower.

Nothing feels better.

Really get yourself going.

Especially if you don't have toilet paper.

What?

In the shower?

No, shit and a shower.

Shit and a shower.

It's a great combo. Shit and a shower.
If you want to feel instantly better about everything that's going on in your life, you take a shit, then take a shower, and you're like, come out a new man. Lose a few pounds, shower up, the best.
All right. P.S.E., you have two picks.
I got two picks. So I'm going to go with hot wingsings Cold Beer.
Okay. Yeah.
Heartburn. Especially when it's illuminated in a neon sign.
The hot is always red. The cold is always blue.
It's a wonderful combo. My next one, I've got a lot of good choices here.
There's a lot of good choices out there. I'm going to go with my list is Barron.

Really?

I thought I was going to do Pit Cat and PFT.

I thought that was going to be easy money.

Rex and Rob Ryan.

Okay.

Okay, I'll go Skip and Stephen A. That's a good combo.
Yeah. Everyone wishes that those guys were still together.
You got one, Jake? Okay, bacon and eggs. Oh, good combo.
Good combo. Great combo.
You got two here. I know.
I have one left. It's also going to be our all-time, like, how did you not do this draft.
There are a lot of combos out there. I will go with Robin Big.
Oh, RIP. Yeah.
And I will go with. Can we come back? Can I? No.
No, no. Is it a snake.
How do you not have more? Did you hear the beginning of the show? Yeah, that's true. I want to give you one, Hank.
Hank in time zones? I don't know. Alcohol in time zones.
Worst combos. Fire and ice.
Ah, good one. like it all right you know those stories when you're going on a road trip that go booze fireworks guns and ammo yeah those are awesome okay that's a great combo that's really all i need okay um all right'm going to go with my last pick.
I'm going to go Thunder and Lightning, but specifically in your backfield. Nothing better than that when you got the big bruiser between the tackles and then a scat back on the outside.
Now, it's interesting because my last pick, and you guys, maybe you can tell if this counts, my last pick was going to be Thunder,

Thunder, Lightning,

and the Thunder.

So it's just the lyric to that song? Yes. Okay.
Yeah, that

counts. Okay.
Alright, cool.

Alright, I have a

ton. I can't believe...
What do you

guys have that was off the list?

I had some...

The one that hurts me the most would have been Brizzo, Chris Bryant, and Anthony Rizzo. Too soon.
Booze and Burgers. Booze and Burgers.
Jim and Dwight. Yeah.
Well, I would say... Jim and Pan.
Jim and Dwight together. They're hijinks.
Toby and Michael. I think Michael, Jim, and Dwight.
Okay um football's in the crossbar dipping a dip in a shit that was not nice hank i heard that um beer and pizza rain and naps also hank it's it's football upright and a crossbar uh michael jordan bugs bunny yeah great combination jordan and pippin. Salt and Pepper.
Ravens and Steelers. Ravens and Steelers is a good one.
Jordan and Chris. Duke and UNC is a good one.
Burger, fries, and milkshake. Yeah.
That's good. There it is.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. That's a good combo.
That's actually a really good combo. What about 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1?

Yeah.

That's a good one, too.

What about a face card and an ace?

Yeah.

Blackjack.

That's a great combo.

Yeah, great combo.

George Bush's and Saddam Hussein.

Yep.

That's a good combo.

Very good combo.

Johnson and Johnson.

PFT and Hitler.

No.

That's a good combo.

Bad combo. If you mean.
PFT and Hitler. No.
That's a good combo. Bad combo.

If you mean opposite to track, then yes.

What else?

Peanut butter and chocolate.

Peanut butter and chocolate.

Do people hate on that?

I don't like baked goods that have peanut butter and chocolate.

Hank and I are very much lockstep in peanut butter and chocolate being the best.

I like Reese's Pieces, but I don't like chocolate chip and peanut butter cookie.

It gets too dry.

It dries out my mouth.

Oreos and water.

Oreos and water.

Great combo.

Steak and cheese.

Great fucking combo.

Baseball and beer.

I was thinking about doing just a ball and a bat, but I don't know.

Yeah, I mean, you could.

You're like a ball and a hoop. Uh-huh.

Sports and couches. golf and naps there's a lot of combos out there folks and there's going to be a lot of people be like how could you not mention this how could you not mention that i don't know we're only we're coming off vacation well mad madden summer all true if you were to take to take one goat announcing booth as a combo,

what would it be?

I feel like Madden and Summerall were the best.

That's tough.

Jake?

I said Al and Chris earlier.

Al and Chris.

Yeah, Madden and Summerall probably are the goat combo.

I'm trying to think if there's anyone else.

Gus Johnson. And his ego.
And having to be heard. Adam and Eve.
Adam and Eve. Travis Barker and literally any other musician.
Cain, Abel, and Seth. Yeah.
People forget about Seth. Can't forget about Seth.
Nick and KB as we're talking about it. The Gronkowskis.
The Gronks. Yep.
Yep. Oh, Brady and what's the name of his crazy scientist guy? Alex Guerrero.
There we go. That's a great combo.
Wine and LeBron. Wine and LeBron.
Both types of wine. Yep.
Bill and Ted. Yes.
Wayne and Garth. There's a lot of combos.
Fuck. So many good combos.
There's a lot of combos. We could have done this draft 17 times over uh cheddar cheese cracker combos yeah ooh uh what about ritz and peanut butter too that's a fucking great combo apples and peanut butter combos yeah i actually don't like combos there's certain flavors that are really good combos are the snack that you eat if you have like five of them you immediately just feel sick it's a a great road trip snack.
Yeah. It's on your fingers.
It's in the back of your throat. You wear combos.
If you eat a bag of combos, you know that you ate a bag of combos. It's not something you can just pass through.
I would say combos and Diet Dr. Pepper and cars.
Oh, what about Mentos and Coke? Yeah, Diet Coke.

Diet Coke.

Is it only Diet Coke?

Only Diet Coke.

Oh, we should do that.

We should bring that back.

We should do that.

Chicken and Parmesan.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Weightlifting and protein.

Steak and blowjobs.

Hell yeah.

February 15th, put it on your calendar.

Tits and ass. I should have done tits and ass.
Damn it. Fuck.
How did you miss tits and ass, dude? Hall and Oates. Hall and Oates.
Paul and John, although you can't say that anymore. Paul's dead.
No, the Beatles suck, I guess. Simon and Garf.
Yeah, Simon and Garf. Legendary.
Ooh, legendary. Garfield and lasagna.
You say that jokingly. No, I do not.
Simon and Garth have fucking bangers, dude. Absolute bangers.
Poor Garth. What happened? He's just like, I mean, Paul Simon was it.
Yeah. He was the guy.
And Garth is Garth. Yeah.
I mean, Paul Simon wrote Graceland.

Yeah.

What did Garf do?

Right.

Garf was just fucking sad and his hair eventually fell out, right?

Yeah.

It's tough to break the Garf.

Yeah. It's like, damn, Garf.

Red Bull vodka.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

Good one.

Jack and Coke.

Jack and Coke.

Yeah.

I want to replace one of mine with this one.

Chris Farley, David Spade.

Ah, damn.

That's a great combo.

One's big.

Oh, what about Aaron Judge and Jose Altuve?

Yep.

Yep.

I'll be back. to replace one of mine with this one.
Chris Farley, David Spade. Ah, damn.
That's a great combo. Oh, what about Aaron Judge and Jose Altuve? Yep, yep.
Good combo. All right, now we're just mentioning just random shit.
You want to just do like a team Mount Rushmore? Derek Henry. All right, fine.
Team Mount Rushmore. Of the ones that we missed.
Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We'll do a... And actually, we can't do five votes, but this will win.
All right, so Tits and Ass, David Spade and Chris Farley.

What else?

What is the other two on the team Mount Rushmore of the honorable mentions that we missed?

Jack and Coke.

Jack and Coke, good one.

Last one.

Hank, you got this.

What did you say?

You said something great, Hank.

Water and Oreos.

Yeah.

Okay, put that on there. All right, let's do numbers.
Give me an eight. I literally forgot where I'm at.
Am I guessing? You are a mess today. I think I'm at six.
Ninety-nine. Sixty-nine.
Oh, my God. Google what a Gigantopithecus is.
Is that 68? Nin! Oh my god.

We've definitely had that one before.

Fuck!

That could have been everything.

98 is now in the three-time club.

Extra time, by the way, in the United States, Mexico.

It's coming home.

Love you guys. Damn.
Thank you. Take me away.
I'll be coming for your lover.

Take on me.

Take me on.

I'll be gone. And after your team.

Take on on. I want to.
Needless to say. I want a sentence.
But I need some a little way. Tell it then if life is okay.
Say after me. It's no better to be safe than sorry.
Say after me. It's no better to be safe And solid Take on me Take me on

I'll be gone

In a day of time Tune! Take me on

I'll be gone in a deep

I'll be inner deep Take on me. Take me on.

I'll become inner deep.

Part of my take official post-credits scene,

it came home.

And that was Talking Soccer.