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Speaker 1 On today's part in my take, the Milwaukee Bucks are your NBA champions. We talk about game six, an all-time historic performance from Giannis.

Speaker 1 Just incredible to watch. We're going to talk about the entire game, Chris Paul and the Sons, everything.
We also have

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Speaker 1 Colin Morikawa.

Speaker 3 Golfer of the Year.

Speaker 1 Of the Year, Colin Morikawa, which was awesome.

Speaker 1 Basically straight off a plane from England. to part of my take.

Speaker 1 And then we have Guys on Chicks and Billy's recap.

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Speaker 1 Today is Wednesday, July 21st, and the Milwaukee Bucks are your NBA champions. We just watched an all-time, all-time performance from Giannis, and the Bucks,

Speaker 3 they're champions. They're champs.
And I think it was, it's one of the top three or four game six performances of all time. You know what some of the others are.

Speaker 3 So obviously Michael Jordan would be one. The other would be LeBron James against the San Antonio Spurs.

Speaker 3 That's the game where they actually got that meme from with LeBron putting his face down looking like ready for action. Yeah.
Giannis' game tonight was better than both those.

Speaker 1 I mean, it was 50 points. It's the, in a clincher, the last time it happened was 1958.
He had 50 points, 14 rebounds, five blocks. He was all over the place.
He was possessed.

Speaker 1 There was, like, as much as in game five, we talked about how the big three for Milwaukee stepped up and Drew Holiday and Chris Middleton were phenomenal. They didn't have it tonight offensively.

Speaker 1 Giannis had to basically do it all himself, and he did it.

Speaker 1 And it's just, I don't really know, like, it's very rare that we have these type of moments in sports where you have a guy that is kind of universally loved.

Speaker 1 Like, people just love this guy because he's such an incredible story. I was just watching a clip before we started.
Giannis, like, I think it was probably 2011, 2012.

Speaker 1 He was like, yeah, I just started playing basketball in 2008. He's 26 years old.
He's been playing basketball for less than half of his life. He just won the NBA title.

Speaker 1 He just put in probably the greatest clinching performance of all time. He was...
Insane all-series. He had three games that were more than 40 points.
I have a stat for you as well.

Speaker 1 So he averaged 35, 13, and 5 in

Speaker 1 this series. Insane.
He's the first player ever to average 30, 10, and 5 on 60% shooting in a final series.

Speaker 1 First time ever. And

Speaker 1 just throw this in there. He basically broke his knee like three weeks ago.
He's not human. That was,

Speaker 1 while we were watching it, we were all saying that, sitting there and being like, this is something we may never see again.

Speaker 1 This is, when you know that you're watching history during the game, it's just special. And on top of all that, we got some free tacos.

Speaker 3 Well, free tacos is a big storyline.

Speaker 3 That's why everybody in America was rooting for Giannis tonight. I mean, it is kind of crazy looking back at his life.

Speaker 3 I think when he was 11 years old, he was selling bootleg shirts, CDs, and DVDs on the street. That's what his job was.
And now he is.

Speaker 3 I think we could have the torch discussion, whether or not the torch has been passed. I feel like that's not even the correct discussion to have.
I feel like we should have a crown discussion.

Speaker 3 I think the crown is now Giannis's. I think that it's no longer King James.
I think it's King Giannis.

Speaker 1 Ooh, okay. I mean, this was.

Speaker 3 Because when Giannis is cooking like that,

Speaker 3 there's nobody that can stop him. The problem wasn't just like finding somebody that could defend against Giannis.

Speaker 3 The problem was almost like you can't find somebody that's strong enough to foul Giannis.

Speaker 1 He did everything. That picture where he's gained like 50 pounds in seven years was insane.
Like, he was a different person. In like seven inches.
In seven inches. I don't know how.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he just grew and grew and and grew. But yeah, the backstory of Giannis is exceptional.
They were sharing the story as a rookie. He sent all his money back to Greece to his family.

Speaker 1 And there was a story that he sent all his money, Western Union, to Greece, and he didn't have enough money to get a cab to the game. And a random

Speaker 1 stranger in Milwaukee picked him up. He was like, aren't you on the bucks? And was like, thank you so much.
Like, please get me to the game. That's the kind of guy.

Speaker 1 Like, that's the story we have with Giannis. And then

Speaker 1 the story in the landscape of today's NBA is just as incredible because we talked about this last show, but when Giannis

Speaker 1 was like, okay, this guy is special, all anyone talked about, he wins MVPs, all anyone talked about, well, can't wait till he's on the Lakers or the Heat or wherever he goes. No, he decides to stay.

Speaker 1 He stays. They make the necessary moves around him.
It's the antithesis of everything we've seen in the NBA in the last 10 years.

Speaker 1 I'm not doing like a big indictment on super teams, but it's okay to say Giannis stayed in a small market and he won for the city of Milwaukee and it should be applauded and it's a special story.

Speaker 3 I'm going to put this out there. It's good for the game.
It is. Giannis is good for the game.
The Bucs winning is good for the game. Oh, yeah.
Also, he somehow figured out how to shoot free throws.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that was incredible. Overnight.

Speaker 3 He went 17 for 19 from the free throw line tonight. No idea how that even happened.

Speaker 1 I'm actually happy he missed that last one because 50 on the spot is so much.

Speaker 1 51. Yeah.

Speaker 3 One day it's going to be a trivia question. Yep.
I'll remember exactly where I was and who had those 50 points.

Speaker 3 I don't know how you just all of a sudden flip the switch and you're like, I'm an elite free throw shooter tonight.

Speaker 1 He was in the zone all night.

Speaker 3 I don't know how it's even possible. My best guess is that somebody just did the old drill with him where it's like, look, two balls can fit through the hoop at the same time.

Speaker 3 And he was like, oh my God, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 This is what you want, though, out of your all-time players is to have these moments where it's like, okay,

Speaker 1 the trophy's

Speaker 1 in the stadium. There's champagne on ice.
You know, that second quarter was abysmal. Can you dig deep, find a way, and like just will yourself and will your team to a championship?

Speaker 1 And that's exactly what he did. That's like if you watch that game, there's nothing else to say besides Giannis willed them to a title tonight.
And it was

Speaker 1 65,000 people outside the stadium. That was insane.
It was such fucking fans' rule, man.

Speaker 3 You know what I want to do? Like, my dream scenario is if I get enough money, I start getting older, I would just want to fly to every single town that's celebrating a championship. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Just like overnight, just like at the end of the day or at the end of the game, pick which city I'm going to. Goes the same like college football Saturday.

Speaker 3 There's a big upset going on, like when Appalachian State was beating Michigan. I'm going to fly to Boone, North Carolina that night and just party.

Speaker 1 Party, yeah. You know who the biggest loser of the night is? Who? Devin Booker has to get on a flight to Tokyo with Drew Holiday and Chris Milton tomorrow.
I mean, Lauren Holiday's husband. Wow.

Speaker 1 By the way, Drew Holiday, this kind of shocked me. He actually led the finals in plus minus with plus 159.
Or no, sorry. Oh, it was the whole playoffs.
Plus 159, these playoffs for the Bucs. Wow.

Speaker 1 He was, his, his shot was not there tonight, but his defense, that just speaks to how good his defense has been all series, all playoffs.

Speaker 1 And again, it goes back to them making that decision of like, let's go get a guy. Let's trade a bunch of pieces.
People criticize it at times, but it got you a title. And flags fly forever.

Speaker 1 It doesn't matter. Like,

Speaker 1 Giannis was doubted many times by me, by everyone here, and he proved everyone wrong. And they win a fucking title.
It was just incredible.

Speaker 3 I got another question about the tacos. Is that one of these situations where I have to wait a month and remember the date? Or are the tacos there for me tomorrow?

Speaker 1 I'm not sure.

Speaker 3 Jay, can you figure that out? Find that out.

Speaker 1 Figure out. Do some taco matters.
Some other crazy Giannis stats. That is the seventh player in NBA history to have 50 points in the finals.
The last two to do it were LeBron James and Michael Jordan.

Speaker 1 Pretty good company for a guy. Pretty good company for a guy who's 26 years old.

Speaker 3 So at the age of 26, LeBron James, two MVPs, zero titles. Giannis, two MVPs,

Speaker 1 one title. And a defensive player of the year, which

Speaker 1 I think I saw that stat too, that the only players to win multiple MVPs,

Speaker 1 defensive player of the year, final MVP is Michael Jordan and Giannis. Wow.
That's it. And

Speaker 1 I know that everyone's going to go old takes exposed with a lot of tweets because you can do it forever. I think it's kind of lame at the end of the day because everyone has bad opinions.

Speaker 1 But I do have to just say it's very funny because people were retweeting the Bucks announcing their pick in 2013 on Twitter.

Speaker 1 And it says, with the 15th selection in the 2013 NBA draft, the Milwaukee Bucks select Giannis onto Kumpo, hashtag Bucks draft. The first reply is what? Who? I can't even say this freaking guy's name.

Speaker 1 Hashtag bench warmer. Hashtag not a star.
Hashtag I quit. Hashtag what the WTF hashtag mediocrity.
Hashtag ninth seed bucks. I just I always respect anyone who uses that many hashtags.

Speaker 1 And then the second one was way to reach with that pick should have taken Larkin talking about Shane Larkin. Yeah, that's the exact Ben Rot Rotten Roses.
Nice pick.

Speaker 1 I just,

Speaker 1 really, old takes, I suppose, like I said, is that everyone's got them. But when you have that many hashtags, you do need a shout-out.
So shout-out that guy.

Speaker 3 Benchwarmer. It sounds like that was a time traveler doing satire.
Yeah. Like somebody that flew back from tonight to make that tweet to make us all laugh in the future.
It couldn't have been better.

Speaker 1 Juan Solo is his name on Twitter. Hashtag Benchwarmer.
Hashtag not a star. Hashtag IQuit.
Hashtag. Wait, what mutations?

Speaker 3 What's his name on Twitter?

Speaker 1 It's Geezy underscore A-C-G. He spell geezy g-e-e-z-y

Speaker 1 underscore one two three a c g

Speaker 5 got the uh taco information it'll be tomorrow thursday july 22nd in all day in store online or in the app a free flaming hot doritos locos i don't have to do it i'm on a diet but you have to do it for yannis also i feel like it should be the end of this podcast intentionally mispronouncing yannis's name i switched it up tonight yeah it's yannis hank i i i pronounced him correctly Yeah, me too.

Speaker 1 He deserves it.

Speaker 1 He does.

Speaker 3 Every time I choose it.

Speaker 1 Did that bother you, Jake? It did. You were good, yes.

Speaker 5 But Hank and PFT would purposely go all over the place.

Speaker 1 I think we would go on

Speaker 3 Giannis. Yeah, no, it's Giannis.
It's Giannis.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to. He earned his name tonight.

Speaker 3 I'm not going to do the last name just because I'm going to screw it up even if I know how to pronounce it.

Speaker 1 Oh, I got it now. Atetu Kumco.
Nope.

Speaker 3 Attecatuco.

Speaker 1 Nope.

Speaker 1 It's okay.

Speaker 1 That's why I'm not.

Speaker 1 Wait, I read it. I read it.
When I was reading it, I just read it correctly just now.

Speaker 3 I'm not even going to.

Speaker 1 Giannis

Speaker 1 Now I'm in my own head. He said it right the first time.
Anta Kumbo.

Speaker 1 Oh, as far as I'm concerned. That was a B there, not a P.

Speaker 3 He's King G.

Speaker 1 King G. I mean, it's just, I know that I'm just repeating myself, but it bears repeating.
When you watch something like that, it's why we watch sports. It was just, it's fucking incredibly so likable.

Speaker 1 And Chris Middleton, I think he was bleeding out of his eye. He was bad tonight, but it doesn't matter because he carried them many times throughout the playoffs.
Frank Kominski did all he could.

Speaker 1 Frank Kominski game game

Speaker 1 is a footnote in history, but man, you got to think that series goes differently if they give Frank major minutes. And Chris Paul, protector, through and through to the bitter end.

Speaker 1 Chris Paul, so we should talk about Chris Paul.

Speaker 1 So,

Speaker 1 I mean, LeBron did tweet two down, two to go, and they didn't win another game.

Speaker 1 I mean, that was, I don't know.

Speaker 1 I know that there'll be people like, hey, Chris Paul, all-time player, like Hall of Famer, like,

Speaker 1 this will define his legacy whether you want it to or not it will he came up short oh look at monty williams doing a little coach k he's that in the uh posing locker room is he congratulating or is he well that's not the coach k is he teaching them a lesson uh boodenholes are going into the son's locker room after we coach k i could actually see boot doing that because he he just gives off big stepdad vibes yeah shout out to him by the way because he's he's been fired by the nba media like 75 times he just keeps showing up to work and he just yeah and even at the end, like,

Speaker 1 I know that's what he wore during the game, but him doing the post-game, it was like, way to dress up, dude. Like, you look like shit.

Speaker 3 Yeah, he's always wearing like the

Speaker 3 black quarter zip that's zipped all the way up into a mock turtleneck. Yeah.
And then he's got the long black pants, and then it looks like he's wearing airwalks. Yeah.

Speaker 3 It definitely looks like he's going to sit down on a chair backwards and be like, what's up, Sport?

Speaker 1 Let me wrap it to you guys real quick about your decisions.

Speaker 1 Oh, in the 50 years since the Bucs last won it, I did have to say the one thing that bothered me was the fact that their shirts said two-time champs, NBA champs. That was confusing.

Speaker 1 I think 50 years is a long time to be like,

Speaker 1 on the ring. The ring, it makes sense.
On the t-shirt right after, it's a little confusing.

Speaker 3 I agree, because it makes me think like, wait, wait, I've never seen the Bucks. It reminds me of how long it's been since they've last won it.

Speaker 1 Right, exactly. But, man,

Speaker 1 what a finals. That was an awesome finals.

Speaker 3 There were so many iconic moments in the finals, and for it to be wrapped up in a legendary game like this by Giannis, it was incredible.

Speaker 3 I had some doubts going into the last couple series of this playoffs just because everybody did get kind of injured right off the bat, but this delivered.

Speaker 3 This was an awesome finals filled with incredible moments, mostly from Giannis.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Shout out me and Hank knowing when to get off the Suns bandwagon after game four.

Speaker 3 Well, I still held it. I forgot about the Kardashian curse.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that was tough. But that was, you know, Suns were fun.

Speaker 3 I'm not going to apologize.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, the Sunshine. They tried really hard.

Speaker 1 I don't know. They have good players going forward.
What do you do if you're Ryan or Scylla right now?

Speaker 3 Probably KMS. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 Probably just do some squats.

Speaker 1 Probably KMS with your squat machine.

Speaker 3 Probably trap myself in a squat machine.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 3 And then I have the garage door shut on me. How happy do you think?

Speaker 1 Turn the car on, close the. How happy do you think LeBron is for real?

Speaker 1 He's happy. He's heated.
No, he's heated. No, no, he's happy.

Speaker 3 I think he's happy.

Speaker 1 Yeah. No, he doesn't like Giannis.
No, no, no. I feel like he only bullied into tweeting about Yannis.

Speaker 3 No, because I think after the fact, once LeBron retires, he can be like, I passed my torch to Giannis. The league is in good hands where I plan to.

Speaker 1 And he doesn't want Chris Paul. It's just a lot of people.
Dude, he doesn't want.

Speaker 1 He doesn't like how it's King Giannis now. Yeah, but

Speaker 1 he likes how.

Speaker 1 King likes to get unbethroned. No, but you know that he's going to just be incredible next year because he'll do HGH and then be like...
No, I don't know that.

Speaker 1 And then it'd be like, this old head still got it.

Speaker 1 No, I'm just saying. Like regular season.
I feel like he wasn't really rooting for Chris Paul.

Speaker 3 I disagree. No, I don't wholeheartedly disagree.
Is that why he showed up

Speaker 3 sitting on the sidelines, drinking his own tequila, dressed to the nines at Chris Paul's big game? No, he wanted distractions from Chris Paul.

Speaker 1 He does not like Giannis, and I don't think he's happy Giannis won. I think he would have much rather

Speaker 1 had Chris Paul. I still can't believe this fucking game.
50 points,

Speaker 1 16 for 25 shooting, and 17 for 19 from the free throw line.

Speaker 1 Like that, Michael Michael Jordan, the only player to win MVP, DPOY, and finals MVP, and it's just him and Jordan, like that's got to drive LeBron crazy. Yeah, no, that's true.
That is true.

Speaker 1 And I love it. Adedo Kumbo.
It is the B. It is.
Yeah. Anta Katumpo.
Adedo Kumbo. Adedo Kumbo.
Adedo Kumbo. Adedo Kumbo.
I don't like how you say it. Adedo Kumbo.
I'm just reading the words.

Speaker 1 I've always respected his first name. I've struggled with his last name.

Speaker 5 D-E-D-O-K-O-O-N-B-O.

Speaker 3 Adedo Kumbo.

Speaker 1 Bobby Portis, Bull for Life. Happy for him.
That's another rootable.

Speaker 1 The Bucs do have a team, and I know that eventually we'll all tear them down because that's what we do.

Speaker 1 We did it with the Warriors. Although I don't think there's a Kevin Durant that's going to join the Bucs, but they have a team just full of likable dudes.
Like, they really are. Do you think

Speaker 1 Middleton and Drew Holiday are kind of mad they agreed to play for Team USA now?

Speaker 3 Yes. Yeah.
A million. Yes.

Speaker 3 Wait, when do they have to go?

Speaker 1 They can't go.

Speaker 1 No, they're not going.

Speaker 3 Well, who are we going to get to take their place?

Speaker 1 They can't. They can't go.

Speaker 3 Frank Kaminsky will take a look at the other one.

Speaker 1 No, they can't take it. They can't go.
They can't go. I mean, they have to go.
No, they can't go. They have to party.

Speaker 3 You have to. You have to party.
You have to be shirtless for the next at least 48 hours.

Speaker 1 Oh, you know what?

Speaker 1 Maybe they'll won't be allowed to go because they're going to party so hard that they won't like COVID and everything.

Speaker 1 I would consider getting COVID.

Speaker 1 I don't know. I mean, that's.

Speaker 1 You can't miss it. Dude,

Speaker 1 there's going to be a week-long party in one of the cities that just loves to drink beer more than any other city. Like, you have to stand.
And you're going to a fanless Tokyo. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 That's brutal.

Speaker 3 I think what I would do, I would just make it very popular

Speaker 3 how many people I was around over the course of the next couple of days. Yeah.
And then just kind of force their hand. Contract trace yourself.
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 Force the Japanese authorities to be like, we can't, we will not allow visa entry to these people. Oh, man.

Speaker 1 That's brutal. Yeah, you know what I'd do? I'd fucking take my passport and I'd flush it down the toilet.
Seriously,

Speaker 1 I would lose my passport on purpose. No chance you can go to that.
That is funny, though, if Devin Booker has to sit on a plane with them. Devin Booker was really bad tonight.

Speaker 3 He was very bad.

Speaker 1 He was 8 for 22.

Speaker 1 That was tough. Especially the first half.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 he was very bad. Actually, Chris Paul didn't have a terrible game.
He just had a bad series. And I'm looking at my man Frank, and he was sick.
Frank was the only

Speaker 1 and Jay Crowder were the only two. Oh, Frank Kaminsky, Jay Crowder, and Cameron Payne were the only ones that weren't in the negative tonight.

Speaker 3 And Frank Kaminsky, perfect plus minus of zero. Yep.
Not negative. Not trying to show anybody up.

Speaker 1 Not negative. Anything else? Anything else on the game?

Speaker 1 I mean, the Bucks.

Speaker 3 I mean, Scott Foster.

Speaker 3 The legend takes care of business.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I thought it was finely. Yeah.
There wasn't.

Speaker 3 This is actually, this is as good as you can hope for

Speaker 3 in a close-out game.

Speaker 1 Giannis did

Speaker 1 take the same amount of free throws as the entire Suns team, which people will note, but what are you going to do?

Speaker 3 Well, I mean, under normal circumstances, I think the Suns would be fine with that. But the fact is, he was making them.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he was making all of them. And, you know, Milwaukee's going to have a fucking hell of a party.

Speaker 3 It is crazy how Giannis makes DeAndre Ayton look tiny.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Isn't it?

Speaker 3 Like, he can just bully him, just drive at him and muscle him out of the way.

Speaker 1 And Ayton looks utterly helpless when you see him go against most players in the league and he's able to just like eat them up when they come into the paint speaking of which you want to do some bad radio real quick always okay you ready for this picture four you ready for this picture of the rock with charles barkley and shaq yeah it's shocking i just sent it to everyone's phone okay instant reaction oh yeah what's four

Speaker 3 two

Speaker 1 two two yeah one that's now on sale the palindrome is on sale

Speaker 3 did you get it? Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 The rock looks like the tiniest human ever. Is that not incredible? That is crazy.

Speaker 1 That's Shaq. That's Shaq and Charles Barkley.
And The Rock looks like a pip squeak.

Speaker 3 I think sometimes people forget how big Charles Barkley is. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, lengthwise. Right.
And that was bad radio because no one can see it. Maybe Bobo put it into the YouTube.
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Speaker 1 I got to remember that I'm happy for Bucs fans. I'm just going to pretend they're not Packers fans.
They're not.

Speaker 1 It's like I did, you know, it's like when LeBron won in Cleveland, it's like, I'm just, those are Browns fans, not Cavs fans.

Speaker 3 I think a lot of them are college football fans. Yeah, they're probably Madison University of Wisconsin fans.

Speaker 1 There we go.

Speaker 3 Also, I wanted to shout out the owner, or the two owners, getting to lift the trophy first. That's always so funny to me when those, like, the little nerds that you never see come out.

Speaker 3 And the first guy he almost dropped it It was too heavy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it looked like him that guy the heavy ownership group the heaviest thing that guy's ever picked up is like a bag of kitty litter before yeah I did they win that did they win the Bucs in a raffle I think so yeah like what those guys were I think it was like they weren't really great like I just expected I don't know really rich dude thought he might have some public speaking ability nope nope I think it was a bingo game actually what the fuck

Speaker 1 oh man all right so congrats to the bucks I'm sure we'll talk about the parade and the everything else

Speaker 1 on Friday's show. But incredible NBA Finals.

Speaker 1 Mount Rushmore season is now officially here. Let's go.

Speaker 1 Great one.

Speaker 1 We have a great one for Friday.

Speaker 3 But the Bucs deserved

Speaker 1 NBA champs. Giannis out of this world.
Best player in the league right now. You have to do that, right? Crown him.
You have to do it as of right this second

Speaker 1 until someone else takes his crown.

Speaker 1 And yeah, City of Milwaukee, I mean, Bucs fans, that's all time all-time night all-time everything and it's also in the middle of the summer which is awesome like that's a you know added bonus because it's not the best place to live all year round is it is this the start of like you've got the bucks winning a championship and then christian yellich putting up 21 home runs and them trading aaron rodgers because you can just slip it underneath everything right now do it during the parade um all right let's get to hot seat cool throne brought to you by hey it's pft here reminding you that boars head makes game day entertaining

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Or if you say campaign's name

Speaker 1 the way you say campaign. Both.
But every time you say that, I like look up, like, where's campaign?

Speaker 3 It sounds exactly the same, like raffle and raffle. Yeah, campaign.

Speaker 1 Hank, you're looking slim.

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Speaker 1 I didn't mean it. Wow.
But that's good to bump, boost him up.

Speaker 3 He's trying to That's very temporary. He was actually serious, I think.

Speaker 1 Six-pack is on hold till August. We got too much stuff going on.
The six-pack was supposed to be delivered by August. Grit week.
Grit week.

Speaker 3 So, yeah. But

Speaker 3 you've got some time in August for him to get away.

Speaker 1 I'm in preparation. I'm working my way up into working on it.
I got a lot going on. I trust you.

Speaker 3 You got to get ready to get ready. Right.

Speaker 1 Right.

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Right.

Speaker 1 Poland's on the hot seat. Oh,

Speaker 1 Poland. The whole country?

Speaker 1 No, just the swim team.

Speaker 1 But kind of the country. It's It's their federation, the Polish Swimming Federation, I guess.
They had to send six swimmers home because they accidentally sent too many to the Olympics.

Speaker 1 Oh, this is a Polish joke. Okay, okay.

Speaker 3 Okay, what's the punchline?

Speaker 1 Go ahead.

Speaker 1 Billy, you want to say the punchline? It's a Polak joke. Yeah.
Oh, that's a. I got duped.
Oh, it's a big thing, dupe. You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 It's screen door submarines. Yeah, right.

Speaker 1 Oh, all right. I got duped then.
Why? Do you think it's fake?

Speaker 1 Oh, wait. I couldn't tell if you.
I thought, is that an onion article I read or something? No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 There's like a list of Polish jokes that people used to tell when you were like 10 years old. Like, like PFT just said, ever hear about the Polish submarine? They tried to put a screen door in.

Speaker 3 You ever heard about how they tried to go to the sun at night?

Speaker 1 Oh, you got? Yeah. No.

Speaker 1 And we respect our Polish listeners. I think I actually might be a little bit Polish, so I can say all these things.

Speaker 1 Billy.

Speaker 3 Oh, it's a real story.

Speaker 1 It's true. It is.
Okay, it's a real story. It's administrative error.
So it's a real, it's

Speaker 1 life imitating art. Yeah, I mean, I don't know about any of those jokes.
I just thought it was crazy that imagine, you know, your lifelong dream is to make the Olympics.

Speaker 1 You get sent to the Olympics, and then you get there, and you're like, hey, actually, quick administrative error. You guys got to get on the plane and go home.

Speaker 1 Like, there's a video of the swimmers leaving. Like, how depressing is that? That is terrible.

Speaker 3 That's tough. I mean,

Speaker 3 you got to have your eyes open, though, if you're Poland, and you're like, wait, we're sending more than six swimmers to the Olympics?

Speaker 3 I don't know much about the Polish swimming culture, but I'm pretty sure that

Speaker 1 they're not really a powerhouse. Yeah, you never know.
What happened to the Polish hockey team?

Speaker 1 I don't know anything.

Speaker 1 They all drowned in spring training. That's good.

Speaker 1 Okay, then

Speaker 1 my cool throne is just movies, film, cinema.

Speaker 1 We went to the movies on Sunday. It was great.
It was good to be back there. And I do feel like with all these new trailers coming out, there was a lot of movies that got held during the pandemic.

Speaker 1 But Jackass Forever, the trailer came out. Yes.
The last duel with Matt Damon and Ben Affleck in like medieval times. Yes.
That came out. That trailer came out today.
That looks sick.

Speaker 1 And I feel like it's just going to be hit after hit after hit after hit for the next few months because there's so much backlog. Yeah, Jackass Forever, I am so excited for it.

Speaker 1 I think people really actually enjoyed our movie review.

Speaker 1 We're not going to do it all the time, but I think Jackass Forever will be a perfect time to do it again. For sure.
Absolutely.

Speaker 3 Yeah, the Jackass movies are the perfect comedy. Yes, they really are.
I don't think that you can actually get funnier.

Speaker 1 Maybe we can go through the whole anthology. I'll just say right now.

Speaker 3 The only way you can make a funnier movie than Jackass is to make another sequel to Jackass.

Speaker 1 Correct. I will say that I might cry.
I might cry for Jackass Forever because this will probably be the end.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I read an article from Johnny Knoxville.

Speaker 1 His body isn't really doing great. What?

Speaker 1 He's had like a million injuries.

Speaker 3 He's dislocated everything. Yeah.

Speaker 3 And now he's got the gray hair. He's like,

Speaker 3 he's been dying his hair since he was, I think, in his early 20s.

Speaker 3 I think that the gray hair is going to make this funnier. Yes.
Because like an old guy getting hit in the nuts, you don't see that every day.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so I'm going to cry probably at the end of that, but we will do a review. Guaranteed.

Speaker 3 Did you hear about the Polish kamikaze pilot?

Speaker 3 What? No. He flew 48 successful missions.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 1 It's comedy. Yeah, no, it's comedy, guys.
It's comedy.

Speaker 1 Don't start saying that, you know, come on. That's comedy.
That's just good old-fashioned comedy. I had no idea what I was was walking into there for the record.

Speaker 1 I was just trying to talk about the swimmers.

Speaker 1 All right. How do you,

Speaker 1 uh,

Speaker 1 what? No, we're not going to do any more. You want to do one more? Do one more.
All right. All right.

Speaker 1 What do you do if a Polak throws a pin at you? I don't know. Run like hell.
He's still got a hot grenade in his teeth.

Speaker 1 All right. All right.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 Shout out to Aaron Ripkowski. Anyways, hot.

Speaker 1 It's just because they're bad at war? No, I don't know where it came from.

Speaker 3 No, No, it's because they're bad at war. It's like the old saying, like, do you know why they put a glass bottom on the bottom of their battleships?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 3 No. So that they can see their own battleships.

Speaker 1 No, I mean, yeah, it's not funny. You know what? It's really not funny.
We're actually illuminating how not funny it is.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I think that people didn't realize the rampant, pervasive stereotypes that people have about Polish people until we had to remind them.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Exactly. Do you have any other reminders, Big Kat?

Speaker 1 What do you do if a Polak throws a hand grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back.

Speaker 1 So I guess it is bad at war. Yeah, bad at war.

Speaker 3 Mostly bad at war.

Speaker 3 Is that it, Hank? Yeah. Okay.
My hot seat is being first when it comes to scoops. Apparently, it's not cool to be first.
You know what's really cool? To be right? To be last,

Speaker 3 to be the last person to wait for a long time and then put out that same scoop again. So the report came out today via Adam Schafter vSPN.

Speaker 3 He said that the Packers offered Aaron Rodgers a contract to try to make him the highest paid quarterback and player in the NFL for the next two years.

Speaker 3 They offered him a contract extension, which he turned down. That report came out today.

Speaker 3 Turns out that report came out five months ago, and Adam Schefter had it leaked to him about somebody today, or somebody leaked it to Adam Schefter today and said, hey, you might want to report this one, Adam.

Speaker 3 And I think Tony Kornheiser said that he thought it was probably the Packers management. No, duh.
Obviously, the front office there.

Speaker 3 So he got back in the news cycle by just reporting something that has already happened,

Speaker 3 which is actually just great. Like repurposing scoops given our short attention spans.
That could work. If you just give me like five months ago, scoops.
Listen. Deliver it to me right now.
Listen.

Speaker 1 Jason Derulo just fell down the stage. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That woman yelled at LeBron after the finals game.

Speaker 1 Listen,

Speaker 1 this was going to be my hot seat, but I'm. Aaron Rodgers scoops, just feed them to me.
I love all of them. So

Speaker 1 all I got from this is you can't buy Aaron Rodgers' love. He's a man of principle.
Stop trying to do this, Green Bay.

Speaker 1 But that does suck that he's repurposing it because I thought it was like just happened yesterday. So then Aaron Rodgers is really not going to report, but I think he's going to report.

Speaker 3 Just a reminder, it's kind of like some

Speaker 3 people for the next, like, the last three years have been saying, don't let this distract you from the fact that the Golden State Warriors play a 3-1 lead.

Speaker 3 We could just take so many things that happened this offseason because there were so many transactions that we've all forgotten. For example, did you know that Emmanuel Sanders is a Buffalo Bill?

Speaker 1 I want to say I did know that.

Speaker 3 I forgot about that. Part of my take is

Speaker 3 reporting that the Buffalo Bills have signed Emmanuel Sanders.

Speaker 1 Corey Davis, New York Jet?

Speaker 3 That's right.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Mark Ingram. People missed that one.

Speaker 3 Mark Ingram, you know where he's at?

Speaker 3 According to part of my take,

Speaker 3 our sources are telling us Mark Ingram has signed a deal with the Houston Texans.

Speaker 1 Nice. Well, is that a real franchise still?

Speaker 3 No, they're probably not going to play.

Speaker 1 They're going to sign up. I'm actually...

Speaker 1 It's not a joke that I wouldn't be shocked if the Texans were like, we're not doing this season. I think

Speaker 1 what's back. What's the Boilers as your rebrand? Big Kat.

Speaker 3 I actually think that we might have reported that the Texans won't play season like three months ago. It's exclusive.

Speaker 1 Very bizarre. Very bizarre.
Yeah. And they're going to stink

Speaker 1 a lot? Mm-hmm.

Speaker 3 Yeah, big time.

Speaker 1 Although, Billy,

Speaker 3 I think we should tap Billy in here because Billy does have a scoop about the Houston Texans. Uh-oh.
He told me this before he started taping.

Speaker 6 There was a tweet that said, hey, Deshaun Watson, I've had you on my fantasy team since 2017, and I was just wondering if you were playing this season, just like this message, like this tweet, if it's true.

Speaker 6 And he liked the tweet.

Speaker 1 Oh, all right. There we go.
So Chester doesn't have that scoop. Nope.
Exclusively.

Speaker 3 Hell yeah. Where did you see the Billy? Did you actually check his likes, or did you just see a screenshot of

Speaker 6 his likes and likes? I took the screenshot.

Speaker 1 Okay. Wow.
We're getting dirty now. Yeah.
I like it, Billy.

Speaker 3 Cool Throne is drinking paint instead of using sunscreen. Bruce Arians had a picture come out today.
The Bucs took a tour of the White House. They met Major Biden and the rest of the crew up there.

Speaker 3 And Bruce Arians was front and center in the picture with the president. And

Speaker 3 he was more red than the Buccaneers logo is. I don't know if you've seen a picture of him.

Speaker 5 B-15762.

Speaker 3 That was his Pantone. B-157.
He looked like the Kool-Aid man in the front row. Yes.
I think he's slowly turning into the sun.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 It was shocking, to say the least.

Speaker 3 He looked like an embarrassed cartoon character. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I want to shout out, I don't see Race Bannon on Twitter, who said, What are you guys going to say about the Golden Boy Brady shitting on the shitstain Trump?

Speaker 1 Can't wait to see you guys call him a race traitor. I don't know what that guy was looking for.
What? I just want to shout him out. What does he want us to say? I just saw it.

Speaker 1 He put a lot of emojis in it, so it popped off. I don't know.
I don't know what he wants me to say. What emojis do you put with that? Crying?

Speaker 1 Three crying faces and then three crying faces.

Speaker 1 Laughing, crying, and laughing, crying, yeah.

Speaker 1 I don't know which way he thinks, I don't know what he thinks my take is going to be. I don't have a take.

Speaker 3 What was his screen name?

Speaker 1 I don't see Race Bannon.

Speaker 3 That sounds like a really cool guy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't, whatever. I just, sometimes a tweet will just pop off in your eye.
You see it, and you're like, oh, fuck.

Speaker 3 That's just really confusing.

Speaker 1 This guy wants me to comment on it. Well, here's my comment.
I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 How about Tom Brady's MCL, Hank? Have you commented on that?

Speaker 1 No, but I will have a comment on his performance at the White House. He looked great standing up there speaking to our nation.

Speaker 1 I could see it happening in the future. I really could.
Oh. What, him running for president? Yeah.
Wow. Ooh.
Wow.

Speaker 3 You think so?

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 he was great dropping jokes.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 That actually

Speaker 1 got my vote. Yeah.
Good-looking guy. Everyone loves him.
Winner. Dropping jokes.
Proven winner.

Speaker 3 Do you have a comment, though, about his MCL issues from last year?

Speaker 1 I mean, he's hockey tough. He's a hero.
He's a true hero.

Speaker 3 Do you think there's a... So here's the spin zone you should go with if you're a Bucks.

Speaker 1 Like he used to take less money to win for the Patriots, and then he literally just didn't disclose an injury to win with the Bucs.

Speaker 3 No, I think that Tom Brady's just so tough that he didn't realize that his MCL was torn. Florio gets pissed about that.

Speaker 1 That's the pliability.

Speaker 3 Well, I'm only pissed that I bet on the Bucs in that one game against the Saints. Yeah.
That was a mistake. Yeah.
That was a big mistake. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I don't get the, I mean, it blows my mind. I don't fully understand injuries, obviously, but...

Speaker 1 Obviously, it wasn't that bad if he won the Super Bowl, so why would people be upset that he didn't report it? Clearly, it wasn't that bad.

Speaker 1 Florio thinks that people, the injury report is there for a reason. Respect it.

Speaker 3 He probably thinks that, like, if you're Tom Brady, you're probably so tough

Speaker 3 and such an elite athlete that your MCL is probably more pliable than Giannis at Tatunko's.

Speaker 1 Yeah. It is very funny, though, that he spent his entire career at the Patriots.
I think he was on the injury report every single week with a shoulder, and then he went,

Speaker 1 actually had a real bad knee injury and never popped up on the report.

Speaker 1 Well, I'm sure, though, at the time with the Patriots, he probably had similar injuries that they were just putting questionable shoulder.

Speaker 3 Yeah. He probably just told it to Bruce Aarons when he was blacked out.
Yeah. He forgot to put it on the list.

Speaker 1 That's also true. Sun poisoning.
All right. My hot seats.
Also, that's not really his fault. He doesn't make the reports.
It's true. Yeah, that's true.
That is true. My hot seat is

Speaker 1 I'm going to pivot here all the fantasy owners that have done their fantasy drafts right now, and they have Cam Akers. There's always a few.
In July? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, it's also keeper leagues. But I do think there are, I do love early August.
I I don't love injuries, but I love early August when people are like, dude, I just drafted you last night.

Speaker 1 Who the fuck does their fantasy draft before like the day before the season starts?

Speaker 3 You know what? I was thinking the same thing. It's weird if you have your draft in July, but it's actually almost more enthralling.
Like you should have your draft. even before the NFL draft.
Why not?

Speaker 3 And just have an entire offseason where everything that you put in for that for that upcoming season just gets put to shit.

Speaker 1 It does just kind of fast track the season. Like here we go.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I mean, when you, you always hear about somebody, usually it's Jake Butt that tears his ACL in like March. Yeah.

Speaker 3 And then somebody will always have their season ruined before even training camps.

Speaker 1 It would be funny if there's a team, if there's a league out there, hopefully someone is listening who has this, who had Cam Akers, drafted him this year, had that injury, and now is trying to work a trade before we even play the first preseason game to sheer up their roster.

Speaker 3 Is Todd Gurley still out there?

Speaker 1 I think so. He was trending a little bit today.

Speaker 3 He probably doesn't want to go back because of the whole they still owe him money thing.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Currently a free agent. Okay, so maybe that's the answer.
My cool throne is Jeff Bezos because he did it. He went to space.

Speaker 1 The real cool throne, though, is guys who are

Speaker 1 maybe overcompensating for something because usually it used to be like, hey, I'm going to go out and buy a really nice sports car when I'm in my 50s, maybe get an earring, whatever.

Speaker 1 Jeff Bezos, like he

Speaker 1 fucking built a penis rocket and then played just the tip with space. He didn't even go into space.
He went to the edge of it.

Speaker 1 He couldn't, in his wildest dreams, he couldn't even insert his big penis rocket into space. No, he couldn't hit the ozone.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying. Yeah, it's fucking crazy.

Speaker 1 I couldn't believe that was the rocket.

Speaker 1 Well, if you think anyone said, hey, Jeff, we're looking over the rocket here.

Speaker 1 Did you realize that you're just having a midlife crisis and overcompensating here? It's not.

Speaker 3 You wouldn't get paid. It's not even just the rocket.

Speaker 3 he's so he goes up does just the tip with the atmosphere falls down to earth what's the very first thing that he does when he lands he puts on a cowboy hat yep and he's not a cowboy hat he's not a cowboy wearing a big-ass cowboy hat out of nowhere you got a tiny dick bro yeah that's just a big time tiny dick that's just how it works you know what you probably could have used that however many hundreds of millions of dollars to go just touch the tip of space and get it get like a penis transplant, right?

Speaker 1 Uh-huh. I have to imagine

Speaker 1 doctors can do penis transplants.

Speaker 3 The thing is, he's turned his entire body into a penis at this point.

Speaker 1 So he, so his whole body in his penis body with his tiny little penis in his penis rocket played just a tip.

Speaker 3 Yeah, like a like a Russian gravity ball of dicks.

Speaker 1 Did they go to zero gravity?

Speaker 3 Yeah, they did for a few, for like maybe three minutes.

Speaker 1 I loved that picture where he's like, the view is incredible, and it was nothing. I mean, it was a scramble point.
New York is like smoggy because of a fire in California. Like the whole...
Yeah.

Speaker 1 The whole you can't see it. You can't see shit.

Speaker 3 Yeah, if you wanted to go to outer space, you kind of missed your chance 40 years ago.

Speaker 1 Space is kind of overrated at this point. Like, unless we can start going to see actual other planets,

Speaker 3 not interesting. Put a person on Mars.
Then I'll be in. Actually, you know what? Strike that.

Speaker 3 Bring an alien to me. I did.
I think I'm out on space until Tom DeLong personally lassos me an alien.

Speaker 1 I did see one guy.

Speaker 1 There was a kid. There was an 18-year-old on the flight.
Whose hedge fund father bought him a seat.

Speaker 3 Oh, so he's like the F1 guy. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Astronauts. Yeah.

Speaker 1 This guy tweeted,

Speaker 1 I'm genuinely surprised, impressed that the 18-year-old kid whose hedge fund dad bought him a seat on Bezos' spaceship is not going to Duke

Speaker 1 where credit is due. I think that's true.
I think that's true. Wait, good point.

Speaker 3 Didn't

Speaker 3 Lance Bass from NSYNC go to space already?

Speaker 1 Did he?

Speaker 1 Also, Branson did it last week. Yeah.
Bro, you're late.

Speaker 3 Exactly. Well, Branson's aircraft flew even lower than Jeff Bezos.

Speaker 1 These guys are just doing fucking red-eyes from L.A.

Speaker 3 to New York. I actually think that Branson is less midlife crisis.
He's just going through his like end of life crisis because his rocket ship isn't about dicks and sex. It's actually called Virgin.

Speaker 1 Got it. Yeah, it's true.

Speaker 3 He's kind of the alpha. Yeah, he is the alpha.
I'm so rich that I don't even need to get laid anymore.

Speaker 1 It would be funny if the scientists who put Bezos in space were like, listen, he's not going to believe any of this shit.

Speaker 1 So we just make a fucking rocket that goes like, I don't know, 4,000 feet in the air. We turn off the gravity inside of it and we're like, hey, man, this was sick, right?

Speaker 3 You know what I would? pocket the rest? Yeah, if I was the head astronaut, I would actually just install super high-definition LED screens on what appears to be all the windows. Yeah.

Speaker 3 And then just like have somebody stand outside and shake the rocket. Maybe like put some flames on the side, make it heat up for a second, and then turn on the lights on the LED screens.

Speaker 3 You're like, oh shit, this is incredible.

Speaker 1 Yeah, knock them out right as they're going up. And be like, dude, guess you couldn't handle the G's.
Yeah. Sorry.

Speaker 5 Lance Bass was supposed to go in 2002 from Kazakhstan, and he got kicked off the ship because TV producers failed to raise $20 million.

Speaker 1 Also, Chet Hanks and Adele were never a thing, PFT. Put some respect on her name.
That was

Speaker 3 she wishes. No, he wished.

Speaker 1 By the way,

Speaker 1 I don't think that you phrased that correctly. Kicked off the rocket.
I think if you're going to go to space and they can't raise enough money, you kick yourself off the rocket. Yeah, like

Speaker 1 you don't say. Screening the headline.
He's like, hey, you got to get off this. Well, no, no, no.
I'm on my way. Don't worry about it.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I got kicked out of my new mansion in the Hamptons yesterday.

Speaker 1 It's like, oh,

Speaker 1 we spared a couple expenses here. We didn't get all the boosters.
I think I'm going to sit this one out.

Speaker 3 It's actually a genius move to invite celebrities that you know won't be able to afford the ticket onto your rocket ship.

Speaker 3 And then once they only get like 10 million of the $30 million price tag, you keep the $10 million.

Speaker 3 Sorry, smart. You couldn't make it up.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So shout out Bezos for just overcompensating, dude.
We all, like, you could have paid.

Speaker 1 Here's the bottom line. Bezos could have paid everyone in America, like, 300 bucks just to say he's got a big dick.
Yeah, we all would have done it.

Speaker 3 Yeah, totally just.

Speaker 1 So you really didn't have to do this, okay?

Speaker 3 Are we all forgetting who he is?

Speaker 3 Is that going to work, do you think?

Speaker 1 Yeah. I didn't know he had a brother, too,

Speaker 1 who's kind of trying to look like him.

Speaker 3 That is the ultimate brothers bachelor party, though. Hey, bro, let's go to space with

Speaker 3 space. By the way, we're bringing an 18-year-old and then an 80-year-old woman with us.

Speaker 1 Yeah, what was that?

Speaker 1 At least bring a dog.

Speaker 3 So she was supposed to be one of the first astronauts, but women weren't allowed in the space program back

Speaker 3 in the shield. And so he's like, look at me.

Speaker 1 I'm good. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 All right, Jake.

Speaker 5 Hot seat is Skyline Chili. Yeah.
So Mets broadcaster Gary Cohen came back from a break.

Speaker 1 They were showing some B-roll.

Speaker 3 They were playing the Reds, and he just absolutely destroyed them.

Speaker 5 And I know it's a very controversial topic on this show.

Speaker 3 Yeah, well, he didn't have

Speaker 3 an oyster cracker with a drop of hot sauce on it.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 3 If he does that, then the entire meal changes.

Speaker 5 Yeah. So I know you guys are torn on who likes it and who doesn't.

Speaker 1 No, no, no, no, no. I've been very firm.
50 had a weird little phase. No, no.
He was like, couldn't understand if it was a bit or not.

Speaker 3 No, I honestly, no bits. I enjoy from time to time some of the skyline chili.
My dad used to make it for me when I was a kid. I had no idea what it was.

Speaker 3 I used to put cinnamon and chocolate syrup in the sauce. Disgusting.
I know it sounds gross. Then he put it on a bed of ramen noodles.

Speaker 3 I grew up thinking that's what chili tasted like until I was like 10. And my friend came over to my house.
My dad made chili for us. My friend was like, what the fuck is this? Yeah.

Speaker 3 And he wouldn't eat it. I was like, it's chili, bro.
You don't even do chili. Since then, I've learned that there are other better types of chili.
A lot better.

Speaker 3 A lot better types, but still, if you're hammered, then skyline chilies.

Speaker 1 I mean, that's, but that's every food. Like, if you have to preface any food with, it's a great drunk food,

Speaker 1 you could just flip it and say, it's terrible when you're sober. Or, like, I ate so much of it before I knew what food was that it's just ingrained in my brain.
Yeah. That's the only reason that.

Speaker 3 It's nostalgic for me. It's like watching when you watch Space Jam and Bugs Bunny came on the screen.

Speaker 3 You're like, well, he's not the funniest comedian anymore in the world, but I still like seeing him.

Speaker 1 Every kid right now who's at a college campus or going to a college campus has a place that they, I guarantee you, they tell their friends, this place is awesome.

Speaker 1 We get it after we come home from the bars at 3 a.m. Guess what? It's probably not awesome.

Speaker 3 What's that place at Quinnipiac? It's got like

Speaker 3 a pizza sandwich that they fill with ranches.

Speaker 1 Yeah, the guy, the kid was like, you guys got to try this sandwich. It's got, it's a Philly cheesesteak with buffalo wings in it.
He's like, it's great when we eat it drunk. It's like, I'm sure it is.

Speaker 1 Everything's great when you eat it. I'll fucking eat Papa John's when I'm drunk.

Speaker 3 Actually, I tell you what, every college town in America, I'm convinced, has their local pizza place. And that one particular pizza place, you swear, is the best pizza.

Speaker 3 And then once you go visit a friend at their college town and they give you their special pizza town, you're like, wait, this isn't as good as mine. There's like a little rivalry going.
Check out.

Speaker 1 Ian's was very good.

Speaker 5 Okay. And Cool Thrones John Cena.
This happened right after we went off the air on Sunday night, but he made his return.

Speaker 1 Yep.

Speaker 5 And I know he's a friend of the program, recurring guest. It was electric.
Belly button guy. Yep.

Speaker 1 Maybe. Yeah.
He'll fuck my belly button. Yeah.
Straight up.

Speaker 5 So shout out John Cena.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that was an electric moment. Billy, hot seat, Cool Throne.

Speaker 3 I got two hot seats.

Speaker 6 First one is the Ugandan weightlifter who

Speaker 6 didn't really, he left the team, went to Japan. Yeah.

Speaker 6 He's been caught and sent sent back to uganda okay so they found him kony still on the loose no kony's dead kony's dead killed him yeah right and uh second hot seat is hasbullah versus abdu the celebrity boxing match that was very viral on tick tock it's been it's off why because uh hasbullah wanted more money and good for him

Speaker 1 good for him you know what we're we all stand like players and player movement and players you know fuck management hasbullah you count on that if you're a free agent you want more money go get it he knows his value yeah i think he was asking for two hundred thousand dollars they were only offering ninety thousand don't don't lowball hezbullah no fuck

Speaker 6 hasbullah hasbullah no you don't you don't fuck with hasbullah's pockets he's electric uh cool throne alabama quarterbacks once again according to nick saban uh bryce young coach

Speaker 6 coach saban coach saban jesus christ

Speaker 1 might have already made about close to seven figures in endorsements that was a very smart thing that Coach Saban did there, where he's like, Yeah, the quarterback that hasn't played yet is a millionaire.

Speaker 3 True.

Speaker 3 This is how.

Speaker 1 Wonder where you want to go to college.

Speaker 3 This is how Coach Saban wins the next round.

Speaker 3 And like five steps ahead of most other people. He's like, James, I'm having a real hard time out here keeping my players focused on football because they're all just drowning in mud.

Speaker 3 They got to run to the bank every day.

Speaker 1 And they're like, I don't know if anyone fact-checked this or like followed up on it, but everyone ran with it and everyone just did incredible promo for for Alabama not that they needed it but that was I also love the uh the the coaches back like SEC media day I saw Lane Kiffen said he lost 30 pounds because he just stopped eating he's not going to eat again until he played defense so that's he's going to die he's going to be like Gandhi did Gandhi die not eating he did a hunger he got close I think he got I think he got yapped okay yeah he got close to to dying not eating so that's gonna be Lane someone let the chopper sing on him yeah and then Josh Huipel said uh

Speaker 1 he said he asked for lockers when he was a four four years old for christmas yeah as one does as one always does and we call that a cubby hole yeah i don't know what i don't know what he what imagine being like hey i need i need a locker i mean that's kind of cool Because I'm sure when I was four years old, I wanted like, I knew all the specific terms for construction equipment.

Speaker 3 Yeah. So I probably asked for something I don't even know what it is right now.
Right. But when you're a kid and you're four years old, you just get fixated on stuff.
Yes.

Speaker 1 You need in the cupboard. I was one of one of those.

Speaker 3 Yeah. That's a locker.

Speaker 1 The magic, yeah, the magic cabinet.

Speaker 1 That's true.

Speaker 1 All right. Should we get to our interview? We have Colin Morikawa.
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Speaker 3 And now, Colin Morikawa.

Speaker 1 Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest. He was on a couple weeks ago, but since that time, he's won a little thing called the Open Championship.

Speaker 1 It is Colin Morikawa. Colin, it's great to see you.
Great tournament. Wait, what do they call you after? The player of the year or something? They give you a title.

Speaker 8 Champion Golfer of the Year. That's a good question.
Thank you, guys. Thank you for having me.
I'm glad you got the open right. I said British Open in my little first speech,

Speaker 8 but it's an open, I guess.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so it was an incredible, incredible weekend. You're one of the youngest guys to win two majors.

Speaker 1 You won two majors in the course of of eight months. I think Tiger Wood's the only one who's done that at this age.
The question, though, that I have that's very important, I saw a picture.

Speaker 1 You had to carry your own trophy through like security and everything at the airport.

Speaker 8 Yeah.

Speaker 1 That seems wrong.

Speaker 8 I flew. No, why? Why do you want someone else to carry your trophy?

Speaker 1 I thought they send it to you or you take a private jet. You just got on like a southwest flight out of England with your

Speaker 1 clear junk.

Speaker 8 Let's clear this up because everyone like whatever commercial. I don't mind flying commercials.
There's nothing wrong with it. Okay.

Speaker 8 I flew commercial from London to Atlanta, and then I took a private flight from Atlanta to Vegas. So everyone needs to calm down about this flying commercial.
There's nothing wrong with it.

Speaker 1 There is nothing wrong with it, but that means that you put in the overhead the claret jug.

Speaker 8 Yes, it fit perfectly.

Speaker 8 Perfectly on an international flight, locked up, no dings, no damages.

Speaker 3 But wait, that also meant that you're only allowed to have one personal item so you had what like a backpack and then the claret jug i had i had i had three somehow i just snuck my way on okay i think they understood the rules

Speaker 1 yeah that is pretty awesome though that like if you're sitting on that flight you're like yeah that one of the most famous trophies in in sports one of the most famous the most famous trophy in probably golf is just sitting in the stowaway on seat like 5d well i thought about it because i did ask someone at the rna and they said if they ask you what it is just tell them what it is and they're going to let you right

Speaker 8 but they didn't even question did they never even questioned it did they have any uh concerns about letting you handle a trophy given your past history of breaking other major championship trophies to be honest no because there is no lid there there's no lid the first i the first thing i did ask was is there a lid um because i wasn't gonna be oh for two uh dropping a lid

Speaker 8 But yeah, there's, I mean, it's so much smaller than the Wanamaker. So it's, it's a lot more,

Speaker 8 you can bring it a lot of places.

Speaker 3 Yeah, it's interesting because we talked to you just before you went overseas and you had never played Lynx Golf before.

Speaker 3 And you went, I guess you played the Scottish Open before you played in the Open Championship. Is there anything that you actually learned during that week and any adjustments that you made?

Speaker 8 I changed so much.

Speaker 8 I changed weights of my putter. I changed three of my irons.
You know, and my irons is what my game's about, right? Hitting my seven iron, six or seven iron, eight iron, nine iron,

Speaker 8 changed them to irons that I've actually used in the past. I used last fall and I was playing really poorly, but they're just better through the turf.

Speaker 8 I mean, these are things that you just, no one would really figure out unless, you know, you're really specific on the details that you're trying to learn about.

Speaker 3 I noticed that you didn't say anything about your driver. Do you hate your driver?

Speaker 8 No, I love my driver. I don't know about you guys.
I love my driver.

Speaker 3 Crazy. I saw that you gave that quote in an interview, and it was just before Brooks did his interview, and his quote about his driver went viral, even though yours came out first.

Speaker 3 Were you a little jealous of the fact that Brooks's quote got so much play and yours didn't? No,

Speaker 8 I do not need to get in the middle of these two.

Speaker 8 But here's the thing. Brooks is the one that brought it up.
I didn't bring this up. Like a media person is, they're trying to instigate this feel even more.
They asked me, do you love your clubs?

Speaker 8 Like, how are you, do you like your driver? And so I have to answer, right?

Speaker 1 So. Yeah, it's also, it was the perfect storm too, because it's the British press, which I think they are a little bit more, I don't want to say pushy, but they get right to it.
And

Speaker 1 they'll stir the pot if they see a pot sitting there ready to be stirred.

Speaker 8 Exactly.

Speaker 8 They want to fuel the fire.

Speaker 8 I think they love to see it.

Speaker 1 Yeah. All right.
So I've always wondered this. 18th

Speaker 1 on Sunday, you're up two strokes.

Speaker 1 Actually, you stepped out of the T-box. What was that about? Yeah,

Speaker 8 we need to talk about this.

Speaker 1 Yeah, what happened?

Speaker 8 Some spectator at some point in the day snuck a little like old school microphone like a recording threw it underneath like one one of the marshals around there and started playing these like farting noises right as i was about to sling

Speaker 8 so i don't think people like really understood why i stepped away or like i don't think the the announcers really knew what was going on so we thought it was a fan like making fun of or like playing something on their phone Marshall went, looked around the grass because it's really long and then they found it.

Speaker 8 And yeah, how crazy is that?

Speaker 1 They play fart machine.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's incredible. So, yeah, I, because I, when I was watching, I was like, wait, what, what just happened? Because you're right.

Speaker 1 Like, from the TV broadcast, I thought you were maybe just trying to compose yourself in a big moment.

Speaker 1 But the fact that someone was trying to fart in your backswing, you should have, you should have manned up and swung.

Speaker 8 No, no.

Speaker 8 I thought about it because

Speaker 8 normally these noises, like, I don't care.

Speaker 8 It really, you know, it doesn't bother me. I don't care if people talk.

Speaker 8 But, you know, I thought about it. I was like, this is not how I want to hit my last two shots.

Speaker 8 You know, let's try and win this thing, not have fun.

Speaker 1 So you step out and then you get back in. And I've always thought, what goes through a golfer's head when they're Sunday,

Speaker 1 major, up, last hole? Are they thinking to themselves, wow, it would take a lot to really fuck this up? Or like, man, I got this, but it would really suck if I screwed this shot up.

Speaker 1 Like, what's going through your head? Do you say to yourself, like, I got this? Just play conservative, like, hit it straight down the middle.

Speaker 8 doesn't really matter you got two stroke lead or are you just not even thinking about that type of stuff no i mean you have to just think about like how do you hit the best shot possible right it's as simple as that what do you need to do the best to make four shots is all i needed to get in the hole i needed i could add five i'd rather make par so how are we going to make four shots the best shots i'm going to hit all day and get out win this tournament so uh you know your mind can wander there's a lot of time to wander especially with nine holes left um but i i just had to keep reminding myself about

Speaker 8 what does a good shot look like? What do I need to do here? How do I do this?

Speaker 8 And just try to make my mind think about golf or something else rather than what if, right? What if I do that? What if he does that?

Speaker 8 You can't let your mind go there.

Speaker 3 I want to go back real quick to the fart machine thing. So

Speaker 3 when you heard the sound of the fart, did you stop and did you tell either the marshal or your caddy? Were you like, hey, there's a fart machine?

Speaker 3 Did you immediately recognize that it was farts or were you just like?

Speaker 8 No, we, yeah, we we all knew that we uh louie is caddy my caddy we all knew it was a fart machine we all knew it was like a farting noise um but we seriously thought like it was from the spectators like we thought someone was playing it on their phone and marshal we're all looking we're like looking around and the marshal digs in the grass and pulls this little recorder out and i mean just what are the odds of that happening did you get to kick the fart machine

Speaker 8 no but

Speaker 1 i bet you we could we could sell that for a nice little price you know now we are uh brooks guys a1 you know, we're that he's our guy no matter what.

Speaker 1 Uh, you know, every now and then when Max makes the call,

Speaker 1 we'll root for him. Yeah, do you think, though, that your

Speaker 1 trophy is a little cheapened because it's kind of like, what have you done for me lately? Brooks played the best on Sunday, he had he posted the best score, he just ran out of time.

Speaker 1 Do you feel like it's a little bit of a cheap trophy because of that? You wouldn't, you know, a real man would have been like, Brooks, let's go 18 Mano Imano because you beat me today.

Speaker 8 Yeah, that's an awful, that's an awful question.

Speaker 1 I thought it was great.

Speaker 8 That is a simple, awful question. I mean, it's like you put a deadline.
We have four days to play a golf tournament.

Speaker 1 Come on. Sounds like you're scared.
Sounds like you're scared.

Speaker 3 It kind of sounds like you don't really love golf because you would have taken the opportunity, leapt at the opportunity to play at that wonderful golf course. Yeah, one more round.
Let's do it, boys.

Speaker 8 All right. Well,

Speaker 1 okay.

Speaker 8 Well, let's go. Yeah, no.

Speaker 8 Orks has won four majors, okay? I don't think he wants to go back and challenge the person that was right next to him another few minutes. He would, though.

Speaker 1 Here's what he would. Yeah,

Speaker 3 here's what we're going to do. The next tournament that you guys play in together, the first round, we're going to count that as your open score.
Yes. Your final round.

Speaker 3 And we'll see who the real winner is.

Speaker 1 Yeah, well, yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay. All right.

Speaker 8 I see how this relationship has turned. I see how this relationship.
You guys bring me in, ease me up. And now that we're not close, Manui Mano here, you guys are firing all your shits.

Speaker 1 No, listen, we have to just show show love to our guy, Brooks, but you're quickly becoming

Speaker 1 part of our stable.

Speaker 1 We do enjoy having you on.

Speaker 1 Can we talk about the course real quick? Because we actually, Brooks is our favorite golfer, but really our favorite golfer is the course. We always root for the course.

Speaker 1 At what point in the week were you like, this course can be had? Like, this course isn't playing as tough as it, you know, maybe past British Opens have been?

Speaker 8 You know, it all comes down to weather.

Speaker 8 It was fairly, they got a lot of rain a few weeks before.

Speaker 8 It was soft. The greens were slow.
You could attack pins and it never got windy. And, you know, both draws, I think the draw I had was a little tougher, especially the first day.

Speaker 8 We had it really windy that afternoon. But overall, I mean, you look at the last two days, it was just not windy.

Speaker 8 Saturday had some of the toughest pin locations I've ever seen in a golf tournament, period. And then Sunday was just perfect.
I mean, it's as perfect as it's going to get.

Speaker 8 So you're going to see low scores and

Speaker 8 you had to make birdies.

Speaker 3 Do you think that courses were tougher back in the 90s? Kind of like we talked about NBA?

Speaker 8 No, I think they know how to make it tougher now because obviously courses were tougher or courses were shorter back then.

Speaker 8 But now they grow out rough, probably longer than they had it before. Greens might have not been as undulated.

Speaker 8 people are learning how to make a golf course tough. It's not about designing it long.
It's just making them firm, fast, having lucky weather, and building the rough-up. It's as simple as that.

Speaker 3 Are we going to have to figure out a way to colin-proof some of these courses? If you keep winning major championships,

Speaker 3 what would that look like? If a golf course.

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 8 You tell me.

Speaker 8 I'm not going to tell you how to design a golf course.

Speaker 1 Are you bad for golf?

Speaker 3 You don't like your driver, so maybe, I don't know. Maybe.

Speaker 1 I don't like it.

Speaker 8 I love my driver. That's correct.
I don't like it. I love it.

Speaker 1 700-foot par threes.

Speaker 1 700 yards. Got to figure out.
700 yards. foot would not be that tough.
What's the deal with?

Speaker 8 That's like 200.

Speaker 3 With the yardage books that you get over there, do they tell you the distance in meters or is it still in yards?

Speaker 8 No, they have a yardage book. They have ones in yards, ones in meters.
All the sprinkler heads are marked meters and yards. We don't have to do math.

Speaker 3 Is that the same way in the United States?

Speaker 3 When you get the yardage book, it says it in meters?

Speaker 1 Wait, what?

Speaker 3 So if you're playing at Augusta, will it tell you yards and

Speaker 1 no, no, no.

Speaker 8 No, no. When you're playing in the U.S.,

Speaker 8 it's always yards. And then guys that do meters, they have to learn, they have to calculate everything.
Caddies will go through it and change up the entire book.

Speaker 3 Wow. That sounds almost like an unfair advantage to American golfers.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 But they should have thought about that before we kicked their ass in 1776.

Speaker 1 Facts.

Speaker 1 Speaking of America, you're about to go to the Olympics

Speaker 1 for our country. Are you, what's the format? So it's, I know we talked about it briefly when you were here, but is it, it's a solo, and then what is the actual format? How many days do you guys play?

Speaker 8 Four days. It's like a regular tournament.
Oh, Thursday through Sunday next week.

Speaker 8 Nothing. I mean,

Speaker 8 there's no team aspect of it other than we're representing our country.

Speaker 8 We're representing the U.S. You know, there's no other team aspect.

Speaker 8 It's just not fair because some countries have one and then the U.S. has four.
So how do you compare that? Right.

Speaker 1 So are you excited? I, I, you know, I know there's obviously some COVID stuff going on, but like, this is kind of a cool moment to be an Olympian.

Speaker 8 Yeah, exactly. You hit it, you hit it spot on.
Like, yeah, I'm an Olympian for life. And, you know, with all the restrictions, it's going to be tough.

Speaker 8 It's going to suck somewhat a little bit here to not see other athletes and watch them excel at what they do best.

Speaker 8 But I'm going to be an Olympian. You know, I'm always going to have that for the rest of my life.
I mean, it happens every four years.

Speaker 8 And think about it. Two years ago, I was an Amler.
Now I'm here, two major championships, and I'm headed to the Olympics. It's,

Speaker 8 I, yeah, I have a friend that I went to Cal with who is on the U.S. water polo team for the Olympics this year.

Speaker 8 And I told him, like, realistically, when we graduated that day, like the Olympics was probably not a realistic thought. Like, I told him I would have had to do something very special to get there.

Speaker 8 And

Speaker 1 we did. Now you got to get the tattoo.
You got to get the rings. No, I don't.
Every Olympian has to.

Speaker 8 Nope, we talked about it. If I win, I'll think about it.

Speaker 1 Okay. And we'll go on from there.
All right.

Speaker 3 Have you thought about where you're going to get the rings when you win?

Speaker 8 No.

Speaker 8 You have recommendations?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think right across your stomach. I was going to say tramp stamp would be good.

Speaker 3 Lower back. That always plays.

Speaker 8 Interesting. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Face tattoo.

Speaker 8 Yeah,

Speaker 8 you guys can take questions and recommendations for where that could be.

Speaker 1 Okay, yeah, that's a very if-maybe type. We'll crowdsource it for you.
Whatever our listeners decide, that's where you get the tattoo.

Speaker 8 That's where I may get the tattoo. Okay.
If I win gold. Yes.

Speaker 8 There's a lot of stipulations to this.

Speaker 3 I forget, did we bully you into giving us a percentage of your winnings?

Speaker 8 I think so. Absolutely.
No. No.
I think you were charging me $2 million.

Speaker 8 So I'd be left with $70,000 of my paycheck

Speaker 8 before taxes. Oh, never mind.

Speaker 1 Before Colin.

Speaker 8 For you to run my social media or for you to push my name out there for $2 million.

Speaker 8 I don't think we ever shook on it.

Speaker 1 Well, look what happened.

Speaker 3 I mean, I feel like the proof is in the pudding since then.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 We are

Speaker 1 doubled your major championships. We didn't do anything.
Are we part of your team, though? That's all I care about. When you say, I want to thank my team, and actually, I saw your speech.

Speaker 1 It was great asking people to, you know, look at each other and say, we don't do that enough, which I appreciate you saying thank you to us.

Speaker 1 But are we part, can we, can we loosely be part of your team? You're not part of our team yet, but we're part of yours.

Speaker 8 I think we're, you know, we're halfway across the bridge of meeting and shaking hands. I mean, you guys might be a couple steps.
I might be, you know,

Speaker 8 half a step, maybe farther ahead. But, you know, I think we have some work to do.

Speaker 3 Really, what we're waiting on is for Barn Rat to turn down our invitation, to complete our statement.

Speaker 8 Exactly.

Speaker 8 Exactly. I mean,

Speaker 8 oof, wow, that's going to be.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 8 Yeah, because who do you guys have?

Speaker 8 You guys have Brooks, Max, Will.

Speaker 1 Will, Max, right? Yeah.

Speaker 3 Actually, I want to talk about that real quick.

Speaker 1 So what was was more remarkable, you winning two titles, two majors in eight months, or Max making the cut?

Speaker 1 Because actually, he was kind of the champion of the weekend when you really, like, you know, if you really say, like, who overachieved, he did.

Speaker 8 Why?

Speaker 8 Max is a great player.

Speaker 8 He's your own guy, and you guys are talking shit about it.

Speaker 1 I know.

Speaker 1 We do it. That's the relationship we have, you know? It's kind of like, no, we do love him.

Speaker 3 I'm actually curious about your clubs because i saw a picture of your clubs um i forget what uh what interview you did but they had like a really tightly zoomed in uh shot of your clubheads and you have cereal stamped across your irons like different colors

Speaker 8 against against my wedges yeah i've got cereal on my wedges how did you how did you decide what wedges get what types of cereal uh well i just have four cereals on one wedge and then like other wedges sometimes i do other types of food i've done steak i've done everything i mean um

Speaker 3 i just love food so i put four of my favorite cereals on there so what's on your mount rush more of cereals

Speaker 8 uh frosted flakes okay

Speaker 8 cinnamon toast crunch

Speaker 8 i have cocoa puffs

Speaker 8 and um captain crunch no honey nut cheerios

Speaker 8 you know i thought about it but i was like you know

Speaker 8 it's just it's almost too healthy yeah

Speaker 8 right like you it's almost it's a great snack but you know honey nut cheerios are almost too healthy so is that what you have for breakfast every day?

Speaker 3 You cereal guy?

Speaker 8 I'm a huge cereal guy. A lot of frosted flakes, a lot of, yeah.

Speaker 8 Not every day, but like

Speaker 1 you're a professional athlete. Hey, what is the um

Speaker 1 I'm always the golfer

Speaker 1 exemptions that happen when you win something? Are you now set for life? Like, do you get to play in the British Open for life now?

Speaker 8 I don't know. I think, I think it is a lifetime exemption.
I'm not positive on that. Um, yeah, we're gonna, I'm sure we can find someone to look that up.

Speaker 8 But yeah, I mean, we're in it for a good handful of years at least.

Speaker 1 Yeah, my dream golf career would be to win one major and then be terrible and then just show up to that major every single year and be like, guess what? I got an invite.

Speaker 1 There's nothing you guys can do about it.

Speaker 8 Hey, I mean, you guys are already professional. So

Speaker 8 we already took that leap of faith over that bridge. So you guys are, we're almost there.

Speaker 3 That's the John Dale.

Speaker 1 Wait, I'm out.

Speaker 8 Maybe Brooks can help you get a sponsor's exemption.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 yeah.

Speaker 8 leverage leverage your man Brooks and Max

Speaker 8 to

Speaker 3 yeah to maybe get you guys a spot so how does it how does that work like if it's the waste management open then the sewage company will be like hey we want these guys to be the shittiest golfers possible they get in for free oh I mean

Speaker 8 every tournament has so many sponsor exemptions and they can give it to whoever they want

Speaker 8 so mad at us for pace of play oh we would be everyone would be so miserable and I feel so sorry for whoever has to tee it up next to you guys. They might send you guys out as a single.

Speaker 3 How does that work

Speaker 3 in the last pairing on Sunday? Is it a big advantage to be in that last group as opposed to being in the second to last?

Speaker 8 Yeah, I think being in the last group is the best.

Speaker 8 You want to be there because that means you're very close to the lead, if not leading.

Speaker 8 You know what the leader is doing. In my position, I knew what Louis was doing and I could see what Speed was doing.
He was ahead of me.

Speaker 8 I always had holes ahead of me to, you know, make birdies, make more shots up.

Speaker 1 but yeah being the final group i think is always a place you want to be did you and louis do you guys ever like did you talk at all in that last round because that's so tense and he had it not much sunday so there's not not much yeah i i would imagine like if you said like hey nice shot out if i were louis i'd be like fuck you man like i know you're gonna win what the what was what was the what was the thing you said to to say to people that oh yeah no you're gonna love that You're gonna love that.

Speaker 8 Yeah, I did not say any of that. I did not say any of that.

Speaker 1 You gotta throw in a, you're gonna love that.

Speaker 1 i've not said that yet you know you get the right pairing i'm sure you can get brooks to say it all right colin last question what's up guys it's big cat here making my irish entrance with proper number 12 irish whiskey how do you make an irish entrance you ask it starts with a shot of proper number 12 irish whiskey because real friends don't let friends irish exit a party without a story to tell original proper number 12 is rich and a smooth blend of golden grain and single malt aged four years in bourbon barrels.

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This has been awesome. The only other thing I had was when you took your hat off, you were fixing your hair a lot.

Speaker 1 So your hair looks good. You have a little more confidence in your hair.
hair, yeah. Okay, oh, look at this! Oh,

Speaker 1 yeah, you gotta eat some stuff.

Speaker 8 I'm thirsty, no, you can keep talking.

Speaker 1 I'm thirsty.

Speaker 3 What was the first thing?

Speaker 1 It's thirsty our trophy, so you're not flexing on it.

Speaker 3 What was the first thing that you drank out of that thing?

Speaker 3 What's up? What was the first thing

Speaker 1 that you drank out of it?

Speaker 8 That's good. That's nice and cold.
Keeps it cold, by the way. Yeah,

Speaker 8 we had a bunch of beer. It holds about a pint and a half, I think.
What the guy at the bar told us.

Speaker 8 We were having drinks with Max. Max was there.

Speaker 8 But it was my caddy's birthday, so it was like the best thing in the world.

Speaker 1 Oh, that is the best thing in the world. Did you give him an extra? Do you give extra for majors?

Speaker 8 We don't need to talk about that.

Speaker 1 What do you mean?

Speaker 1 He told us last time that he didn't. Yeah.

Speaker 3 He told us last time 10% is fair.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 3 So, like, when you get, when you, they auto-grat you at a restaurant, it's like 18%'s included.

Speaker 1 You're like, well, they already included it.

Speaker 8 So it's there. Not even.

Speaker 1 Did you at least bump him up to first class on the way home?

Speaker 8 Yeah, no, I'm flying the guy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's flying with me.

Speaker 8 He lives in Vegas, too. Like, we're flying together.

Speaker 8 Don't worry about any of that. I mean, it was his birthday.

Speaker 1 International travels.

Speaker 8 It's getting taken care of.

Speaker 1 Where was Max? Was he in the bathroom? Was he in the back tournament on his birthday? Yeah. Max? Yeah, was he in the back row by the bathroom?

Speaker 8 Max was, I wouldn't say hammered. His caddie was hammered.

Speaker 8 Yeah,

Speaker 8 Joe was loose. Max finished fairly earlier than I did.

Speaker 8 But we had a great time that night.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 3 My last question was: just, have you ever been to Top Golf?

Speaker 1 I have.

Speaker 1 Isn't that awesome?

Speaker 3 You can drink and then you play golf, too.

Speaker 1 You can drink anywhere.

Speaker 3 Yeah, but then you have a couch that you can sit down. I'm just thinking that if you went to Top Golf, you could do the thing where you hustle people.

Speaker 3 They'll probably recognize you now. But I don't know.
Maybe there's some casual top golf places that you can just roll up to with a seven-eye or nothing else.

Speaker 3 If you went up there and you, how far do you hit your seven-eye?

Speaker 8 I don't think I can get out of that. I hit a 185.

Speaker 8 I don't think I can sneak around out of top golf and pass as a

Speaker 8 no-name

Speaker 3 golfer.

Speaker 1 If I took you to top golf right now and

Speaker 3 they had a target that was 185 yards out and I gave you 100 balls, how many do you think you hit into the target?

Speaker 8 Well, there's like so many rings. What target are you talking about?

Speaker 3 The one that's like 185 yards out.

Speaker 8 Right, but like, you know, you know how there's ring, like it's a massive target.

Speaker 1 The middle ring.

Speaker 8 The middle one? I don't know. I haven't been there in a while.
The bullseye is like this big.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we know.

Speaker 8 I don't know. Maybe one.

Speaker 3 One out of a hundred?

Speaker 1 Maybe.

Speaker 3 That's weird because I read somewhere that you hit like your six iron an average of 13 feet away from the pen.

Speaker 8 Yeah, the bullseye is about three inches.

Speaker 3 Okay, we'll give you the one past the bullseye, the second one. Second one.
That's like five feet.

Speaker 1 But you just had some wings, so your hands are a little greasy.

Speaker 8 Right, and we've had a few drinks, so we're feeling it. Yep.

Speaker 8 I don't know. 25.

Speaker 3 I could maybe beat you up.

Speaker 1 I'd say you're decent at golf.

Speaker 1 You sound like a decent golfer.

Speaker 8 Okay, yeah. I sound like an average professional golfer.
You guys sound like the real deal.

Speaker 1 Well, we would have played Brooks an extra round on Monday.

Speaker 1 Would you? Yes, we would.

Speaker 1 If I were in your shoes, I would have been like, Brooks was so good on Sunday, I owe it to golf to play him for an extra round for this Claire jump.

Speaker 8 Okay, I'll remember that next. I'll remember that next time we

Speaker 8 hop on another call when Brooks are out. You know, I win and we'll talk about where that has to go.

Speaker 3 No, it's your next tournament. It's the first round of the next tournament.
That's really for

Speaker 3 the true champion golfer of the year award.

Speaker 1 Oh, man. Well, congrats, though, man.
It's awesome. It was actually, I really did, I thought your speech was great.
And

Speaker 1 we appreciate you coming on and good luck in the Olympics. And we'll talk to you again when you win another major.
You're going to win all the majors. You're going to win them all.

Speaker 8 I hope so.

Speaker 8 That'd be really cool.

Speaker 1 If you win all four majors next year,

Speaker 1 you have to give us something. You have to give us something.

Speaker 3 Shopping spree? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Shopping spree. $50,000 shopping spree.
If you win all four majors, all four

Speaker 1 next year. Yes.

Speaker 8 Every single one in 2022. Yeah.

Speaker 3 In Vegas.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 8 If I win every single one next year.

Speaker 8 Not a grand slam.

Speaker 1 corp two. Correct, I win every single one.

Speaker 3 Yeah, what about the Collins slam?

Speaker 1 If he wins the first two next year, if you win the first three next year, so it's the Colin Slam. So if you win four in a row, you have to win the first three next year.
That's four in a row.

Speaker 1 Okay, okay, yeah, got it. That would be four in a row.

Speaker 8 No, Tiger did that. Tiger did that.

Speaker 1 That's the Tiger Slam. Yep.
So if you do

Speaker 1 a Tiger Slam, we come out to Vegas. We go on a $50,000 shopping spree with the boys.

Speaker 8 Huh? And then you guys, for free of charge, become my personal media managers.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. Yes, no problem.
Right? Yep. Yep.
Okay. All right.
All right. Deal.
Okay.

Speaker 1 I like this.

Speaker 8 We'll shake on it.

Speaker 1 We're making deals with Everett. We have one with Christian Yelich.
If he hits 20 home runs in the second half, he's got to take us on a shopping spree. So, yeah, we're just,

Speaker 3 I mean, it's a lot of home runs. He sucks this year, though.

Speaker 8 Yeah, it's a little different. 20 home runs is, you know.

Speaker 1 I mean, three majors in a row is a lot.

Speaker 8 It's been done. Yeah, it has.
Yeah, the fourth, the tiger slam has been done. The tiger slam has done once.

Speaker 1 All right. Well, thank you so much, Colin.
Good luck in Japan, and we'll talk to you soon.

Speaker 8 Thanks, guys. Appreciate it.

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Speaker 1 All right, let's wrap up. We got Guys on Chicks, and then we got some Billy Recap.
Hank, you got us some guys on chicks?

Speaker 1 I do.

Speaker 1 All right. How does a guy decide when it's time to feed the geese?

Speaker 3 It's feed the geese. What is that?

Speaker 1 I wasn't sure.

Speaker 3 Feed the geese? I assume that's jacking off. Let's see.
Because you go like, yeah, because you like feed geese like this.

Speaker 1 Feed the geese.

Speaker 6 They usually honk.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 3 I masturbate. I don't jack off.

Speaker 1 It doesn't.

Speaker 1 There's no time. It just happens.
It could happen with anything. It could be a stiff breeze.
It could be a memory. It could be

Speaker 1 something comes on TV. It's really...

Speaker 1 I mean, do you guys... Anyone here? Yeah, it's just like it.
It's not something I have set in my head. Right, it's not.
I don't have it. It's like, ah, well, this could be...
All right, let's do this.

Speaker 3 I don't have it planned out in my scheduler. Boredom?

Speaker 1 Boredom is usually a good one.

Speaker 3 I think it's usually just to pass the time. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's like, all right, let's do that. Or fall asleep.
Now what? Yeah.

Speaker 1 My boyfriend says it's not cheating if he drinks a bunch of novelty drinks, gets wasted, and then takes liquor shots off girls at the bar. Is this cheating?

Speaker 1 I don't think. Liquor shots off of girls at a bar? That's not cheating.

Speaker 3 It also depends on what type of novelty drinks we're working with here. If we're talking about just like a margarita that has a beer floating in it, I'd say that's still cheating.

Speaker 3 But if it's something that you drink out of like a giant bucket, then I think it's not cheating.

Speaker 1 It's not smart, it's not smart. I don't think that's qualified as cheating.
It's definitely you're she's not gonna be happy, nor should she. If you reversed it, I always say, like, just reverse it.

Speaker 1 Guy would be pissed, right?

Speaker 3 I think the real answer is: if the girl at the bar is hotter than she is, then it's cheating. If she's not, then you'd be like, oh, I

Speaker 3 thought it was like, she's like a sister to me. Yeah.
And then your girlfriend would be like, I know, I can never lose you.

Speaker 1 A sister, yeah.

Speaker 1 Who doesn't take shots on the sister? I don't know.

Speaker 3 I don't have a sister.

Speaker 1 My ex-boyfriend is the biggest Rays fan, and I'm a Sox fan. We made a bet that if the Sox won 91 games.
First of all, who's the biggest Rays fan? This might be fake. The Dickie V.

Speaker 3 If he is a Rays fan, he's probably the biggest Rays fan.

Speaker 1 We know Dickie V. We made a bet that if the Sox won 91 games, he would have to wear my 2018 cheating year World Series gear round.

Speaker 1 We broke up and ended on shitty terms, but I think he should be a man of his word and wear the shit if we win 91 games. Is that right?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Why not?

Speaker 3 I think what you have to do is you have to just be like, hey, I've been thinking about you a lot. Right when they win 91 games.
Yeah. Like, I've been thinking about you a lot.

Speaker 3 Maybe we can give this a try. On that day.

Speaker 1 Wait, no, don't go on the day. Wait till like 93.

Speaker 3 Okay, yeah, wait for a little bit after then.

Speaker 1 Or even do the plant the seed at like 89.

Speaker 3 Yeah, be like, I've been thinking about you. Just send him a text.
Or just like, hit emphasize on one of your old sex that you have together.

Speaker 1 She definitely wants to get back with them. Like, that you wouldn't ask that, like, if you ask this question, that means you kind of want to get back with him.

Speaker 1 And it's not the worst way to get back with a significant other. Be like, you owe me this bet.

Speaker 1 Yeah, agreed.

Speaker 1 Hey, guys, now the guys on chicks, but I need to explain it to Hank. Ever since Big Cat talked about the 8K camera, how do I see 8K on my 4K TV?

Speaker 1 So 8K, I might have been wrong. People, some nerds said it's not 8K.
I don't fucking know. Dude, it's just what we have said is futuristic now.
8K.

Speaker 3 It's the stuff that they show on NFL Sunday after a touchdown.

Speaker 1 There is a channel, though.

Speaker 1 Yeah, there is.

Speaker 1 There is.

Speaker 1 It's basically if you go, I think, what did I watch? I might have watched Wimbledon in 8K. Or no, it was the Euro Finals.

Speaker 1 Yes, 4K. Okay, 4K.
But if you go to the regular channel, HD, it will pop up and say, do you want to watch this in fucking Super HD? And Little Hack, that actually is way ahead of the regular channel.

Speaker 1 Oh, like like in

Speaker 3 four or five seconds. Can you get a live betting edge on?

Speaker 1 I don't think so.

Speaker 1 Try this.

Speaker 1 Someone will probably explain it better, but my understanding is it's like

Speaker 1 they're nicer cameras, but no matter what, because it's on TV and the way they broadcast, they have to broadcast TV.

Speaker 1 No one's seeing like 8K or 4K because they're broadcasting it in 1080p, but they're using cameras that are, they can shoot 4K, but they're not broadcasting for it.

Speaker 1 So the cameras are ahead of the technology. I do.

Speaker 1 Yeah, the cameras are like higher quality quality and they have the ability to shoot 4 or 8k but because of the way it's broadcasted like no one's seeing 408k but I okay

Speaker 3 it was actually it was actually the all-star game now that I'm thinking about it and it was crisper like it was crisper than regular HD I don't know how much crisper but I could tell that there was a little bit of a difference I don't know if we need to get crisper with anything I really don't yeah I'm just more interested in being ahead of everyone because that's a fucking thrill i'm in a good place right now with what sports looks like on television i don't know if my eyes are ready for Although I do predict that it's about that time for them to start forcing 3D down our throats again.

Speaker 3 It's like every three years, like 3D Sports is coming back. It always sucks.
It's never been good. Yeah.
But they're going to try because they feel like they can make money off it now.

Speaker 3 So that's, I predict in the next like two years, they'll start forcing that on us.

Speaker 1 I wish kids knew how fucking crazy it was when we went to HD. It was awesome.
I remember the Midges game was the first one that I was like, whoa, Jabba Chamberlain and the Midges.

Speaker 1 You remember Cleveland?

Speaker 3 You remember watching the news in HD for the first time?

Speaker 1 it blows your mind yeah now it's just now sometimes i actually like to go back to standard death just like old school throwback well i don't even notice the difference anymore oh

Speaker 1 go back to standard death and you'll notice the difference no i think i watched some stuff on standard death you used to be able to switch it back and forth and one was like square and the other one was like the

Speaker 1 crispest image you've ever seen uh-uh i think it's pretty similar now nope no wrong

Speaker 1 man splain technology to you but you're wrong i kind of want to get uh one of the oculus things i uh perfect great call Hank. I have one, and I haven't opened the box.
So I'll leave it to you.

Speaker 1 Oh, fuck, yes.

Speaker 1 I used the Oculus. Little Sass brought in an Oculus one day.
We used it for

Speaker 1 20 minutes. Five minutes in, I said, holy shit, I need this.
Bought it, sitting on my desk in the box, never opened.

Speaker 1 It's not the best advertisement, but I mean, I'm not sure.

Speaker 1 You know me. I'm a very, you know, knee-jerk guy.
Like, ooh, got got to have it. And then when it showed up, it was maybe two days later, because it was Amazon Prime.
It was like $450 down the drain.

Speaker 1 You can have it.

Speaker 3 What do you do with an Oculus? You plug it into a PlayStation or is it just its own gaming system?

Speaker 1 It's its own gaming system. Yeah.

Speaker 3 But you can view on it too?

Speaker 1 Yeah, but it's its own gaming system.

Speaker 3 It's VR. Yeah, it's awesome.

Speaker 1 Virtual reality. Again, it's very cool.
Like,

Speaker 1 if I give you my Oculus and then we play it together, I'm going to want it back. So don't do that.
Just a hands up. Yeah,

Speaker 1 I'll never mention it, even if I use it.

Speaker 1 You have to sign in through that, I think. I think Facebook owns the company because they own

Speaker 3 I'm out. For that reason, I'm out.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 3 I'm not giving a penny to that nude Zuckerberg.

Speaker 1 I mean, I'm sure you still have your Facebook account activated.

Speaker 3 And I am active on Instagram. Right.
Which I always find is also Facebook. Right.
I'm back in on Oculus.

Speaker 1 What is an appropriate amount of beers for my boyfriend to drink on a beach day?

Speaker 1 I usually get like a six-pack of Seltzers when we go with our friends, and he will always get at least a 24-pack of beer. He says he needs more because he is bigger.

Speaker 1 Is that true or am I dating an alcoholic?

Speaker 1 By the way, let's just, before we hop into this, I love that line because I use it all the time when we're out to dinner or like getting ice cream and it's like, I'm going to get three scoops because I'm bigger.

Speaker 1 I mean, that's a good way to stay bigger.

Speaker 3 I need more power. I need more energy to survive.
My general rule of thumb is you always get more than you need. But

Speaker 3 if you're going to be out in the sun, let's say from 11 o'clock until 5 o'clock, 24 is a pretty good number.

Speaker 3 Because you're hot out there, if they're cold beers, you're regulating your body temperature. You could actually put yourself in danger if you don't drink enough cold beers.

Speaker 1 And there's always like, I've always found there's like a three to four beer error that you need to have where it's like either maybe you hopped in the ocean, now the beer is warm or dipped, it's it's spilled over in the sand.

Speaker 1 I was gonna say, like you're gonna lose a couple just out of general sloppiness. Yeah, and you can't.
So it's like 20 beers.

Speaker 3 And you can also take into account, like, what if a friend shows up? They didn't bring theirs. I have to share some of mine with them.

Speaker 1 Yeah, throw a couple around. There's no faster way to end a beach day than just running out of boots.
Yeah, if you're out of beer, it's like might as well pack up and head in and wash our feet off.

Speaker 1 Is that it? That's it. All right, Billy.
Oh, yeah. Wait.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 What? Okay.

Speaker 3 We have a good one?

Speaker 1 Hi, guys. My boyfriend hasn't gone down to me in almost two months.
Whenever I ask, he says he's really had a ton of anxiety about becoming the next Michael Douglas.

Speaker 1 I googled it and could not believe it. How do I handle this moving forward?

Speaker 3 I think you smear some peanut butter on it.

Speaker 3 And the guy would just go right to town.

Speaker 1 We'll get you hooked up with Clenny Boss. He'll tell you.
Although that would actually be more of a scared straight because he hurt his neck.

Speaker 3 Or Munchtown Bob.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Munchtown Bob. He will hook it up.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 I think Michael Douglas might have gotten addicted to it, so just don't get addicted to it.

Speaker 3 I think Michael Douglas also saw the best opportunity ever to flex on America and be like, yeah, you know, this cancer that everyone's praying for me that I have, it's because I ate too much pussy.

Speaker 3 Yep.

Speaker 1 Just puss all day, all night.

Speaker 1 Everything in moderation.

Speaker 1 There it is.

Speaker 1 Billy's now worried about how much pussy's opening.

Speaker 1 Who's Michael Douglas?

Speaker 1 Hector? He got throat cancer because he ate too much puss.

Speaker 3 Yeah, he was married to Catherine Zeta Jones.

Speaker 1 So you can understand why you keep eating extra

Speaker 1 hot name.

Speaker 1 Yeah, very hot. Dude, what fucking scene?

Speaker 3 What's that movie? Entrapment? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Which he goes up and under.

Speaker 3 The lasers.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 All right, bonks all around.

Speaker 1 That's okay. No, you know what? That doesn't count as a bonk because that's just that's past.
It's also sad. Thoughts have already happened.

Speaker 3 Now I want to go feed the goose just by thinking about it. Those are art.

Speaker 6 Little stats on Jeff Bezos' flight. Jeff Bezos went 350,000 feet in the air.
The highest recorded flight by a plane was 367,000 feet.

Speaker 3 What the?

Speaker 1 490. So he didn't do shit.

Speaker 6 Yeah, he could have gone there on a plane.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. For much cheaper.

Speaker 3 This is just like what Elon Musk did when he built a tunnel to Grimes' house. He's like, look what I can do.
Jeff Bezos just flies straight up and down.

Speaker 1 That's so stupid.

Speaker 3 Wait, wait, what about the guy from Red Bull that jumped out of that blue?

Speaker 1 That was shorter.

Speaker 6 That was around 150,000 feet. That's still.

Speaker 3 Which is still crazy. Yeah, that's still halfway up to

Speaker 1 if you're going to space.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 1 So I just, I couldn't tell you any of this.

Speaker 3 What does Neil deGrasse Tyson have to say about this journey?

Speaker 6 Planes have flew higher than that rocket went. Also, just in comparison, Yuri Gargarin.

Speaker 6 Yuri Gargarin 60 years ago did a hundred

Speaker 3 around the earth uh and that was 60 years ago okay um yeah not impressed we're not impressed oh here's a good stat from Neil deGrasse Tyson relative to a schoolroom globe the planet Mars would be a mile away the moon would be 30 feet away the International Space Station orbits three-eighths of an inch or a centimeter above the surface.

Speaker 3 Bezos this month ascended the thickness of two dimes above the surface.

Speaker 1 What the fuck?

Speaker 3 Fraud.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 That's a joke. I could jump that high.
How many grains of rice?

Speaker 1 Yeah, you got to do Bezos grains of rice. That's the only way I understand.

Speaker 3 I think it's one grain of billionaire rice. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Maybe even less.

Speaker 6 Our guy, David Youse, turns out drinks 10 to 12 cups of coffee a day.

Speaker 1 How did you say his name?

Speaker 1 Youse.

Speaker 1 I kind of like that. Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 1 How do you say it? If he goes with Dodgers, it would be Yaus.

Speaker 1 Yeah, 10 to 12 cups of coffee a day. What a beast.
And he's 4-0 as a manager.

Speaker 1 He's managed two games, incredible comebacks in the last week.

Speaker 3 Do you think that he's going to get a job as a manager?

Speaker 1 That would be awesome.

Speaker 6 Dabo doesn't think there are 12 teams good enough for an expanded college football playoff. That was another quote from SED.

Speaker 3 He just doesn't want to have the chance of being upset.

Speaker 1 He's got his spot locked up forever.

Speaker 6 And the higher usership of Oculus Rift users are usually geese feeders.

Speaker 6 Ah, that's an artifact in itself. Yep.

Speaker 1 Wait, how about it, Hank?

Speaker 3 It plugs into porn. Yeah.
Exactly. VR porn.
I'm still out on it.

Speaker 1 99. 65.
8. 18.

Speaker 1 Wait, 18. 18.
69. 69.
Same.

Speaker 1 New ones. 16.
18. Oh.

Speaker 1 You want to do it again? Oh, wait, what is that?

Speaker 1 It's not. Oh, my God.

Speaker 3 It's 69.

Speaker 1 Oh, 68.

Speaker 1 No, that's 89. Lines on the bottom.
89. Just like we said, you want to do one more because we put 18 out?

Speaker 3 Yeah, there was a lot of...

Speaker 1 No, it's all right. No, I heard you, Jake.
I heard you.

Speaker 1 66. You went a very, like, audible.
Oh.

Speaker 1 So, we're going to

Speaker 6 read this.

Speaker 1 This counts.

Speaker 3 That one was practice. 69.

Speaker 5 So 89 is not in the record book?

Speaker 1 No, you can't say that. That one counted.
66. Alright, so we're just doing double.
Okay. We've done double before.

Speaker 1 It's been like 12 the first day. All right.
Double. 99.
18. This counts regularly.
89 counted regularly. 8.
Liam has 6.

Speaker 1 I have 66.

Speaker 1 95.

Speaker 1 What'd you say?

Speaker 1 Have you ever gotten it? Not in close. Well,

Speaker 1 not close, but no.

Speaker 6 Google Belgian blue cattle.

Speaker 3 Oh, yeah, they're bees. Yeah, they're awesome.
Also, about the Dabo thing, real quick. Yeah.
You know, he said that he would be in favor of the EPL model where it's

Speaker 3 relegation in no tournaments.

Speaker 1 So again, not really hurting him.

Speaker 3 Not a bad idea, though. Yeah.
Dabo. Love you guys.

Speaker 5 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Pardon my faithless taking over for the 99 and also the 2000.

Speaker 1 Drink power. Get lit.
Drink pain, that's my shit. Drink pain, that's grit.
Sippin' on, some glovey white. Wash it down, stomach's tight.
Handy and strong, head feeling light.

Speaker 1 Shock it prime, light is bright. Hype, cause it's a grip like you for breakfast.
I'm on your head, weighing down like I'm a necklace. Give you CTEs, then you forget this.

Speaker 1 Driving RB3, drive it reckless. Drink pain, that's grip.
Drink pound, get lit.

Speaker 1 Drink pound, that's my shit. Drink time, that's great.

Speaker 1 here.

Speaker 1 Big cat with the juicy tank. I'm going hard in the motherfucking pain.
I'm a dirty boy, ain't no saint. Huff the fumes until I faint.
Got a pine finish when I stay my deck.

Speaker 1 Watch it drip right down my neck. Paint, love that paint in my mustache.
Paint all in my butt crack, paint all in my nuts.

Speaker 1 That's rip.

Speaker 1 That's my shit.

Speaker 1 That's grip.

Speaker 1 Hold that tarot.

Speaker 1 Hold that tarot.

Speaker 1 Hold that tarot.

Speaker 1 best, best, that's great.

Speaker 1 The tiger, Jeff Ben Gundy, let me tell you a little something about that tiger. The tiger seen it all, that tiger's been through it all.
And you know how it persevered, Jeff Ben Gundy.

Speaker 1 Grit, the nittiest of the gritty was that tiger. He never gave up, he had the eye of the one.
The tiger, Jeff Ben Gundy, Celtics by five. It's Pardon My Take, presented by Barstool Sports.