Bucks 1 Win Away, Collin Morikawa Wins The Open, And The Boys Go To The Movies To Review Space Jam 2

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We have a series now, Big Cat. We do.
And so the stat that you always look at is the team that wins game five, they have a 72.5% chance of going on to win the NBA Finals if they go up that three games to two. Right.
So it was the pivotal game five. And it was a crazy game.
The last two games have been, honestly, some of the best basketball that i've ever seen played in my entire life they've been so fun and game four was crazy and weird and and like you know flops and all that game five was just an incredible game played by both teams the shot making was off the charts the sons didn't even put you know a game is good when the losing team actually played really well. They just didn't play as good as the winning team.
The Suns, I have a stat for you. I saw this tweeted out.
Ralph Michaels was who tweeted it out. Teams that shoot over 55% from the field, over 65% from three, and over 90% from the free throw line have lost just once in 32,180 games since 1995.
On Saturday night, that was the second time ever. That's insane.
The Suns shot over 55% from the field, over 65% from three-point, and over 90% from the free throw line. They shot 13 for 19 from three and lost the game.
It's mind-boggling. And if you watch that first quarter, you're like, the Suns are going to absolutely trounce the Bucs.
And the Bucs just kept on punching back and their big three, which I think we can call it now, right? Their big three all stepped up. They are the big three.
So it was Giannis, Middleton, and Holiday. They are the first team in the NBA Finals since 1985 to have three guys go for 25 points on 50% shooting in the same game.
The last time it happened was James Worthy, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and Magic Johnson. Pretty good trio.
Oh, ever heard of them? Yeah. Ever heard of them? Yeah, it was crazy.
Like I said, the shot making was insane. Drew Holiday was the guy.
I love love Drew Holiday because he picks and I went and looked back. He picks one game every series where he's like, I'm just going to be off.
Awesome. Offensively, like his defense is always great.
I think people actually, you know, we joked about the Chris Paul injury. I think a lot of it has to do with Drew Holiday's defense or sorry.
If you're Ryan Hollins, Drew Holiday. I don't know if you saw that that he tweeted in the middle of Drew Holiday going off saying I told you guys to like respect Drew Holiday that you can always use the classic speech to text mess me up on that one is he the only person on earth named Drew J-R-U-E it's an awesome name it is a great name I like it it's a fantastic name but so Drew Holiday one game every series so the this is their fourth series obviously in these playoffs one game every series he just decides he's gonna shoot over 60 percent from the field and you can look at it he's actually done it and so it's i love guys like this are like they're the what if guys they're the the the joe flacco Like, hey, at some point they could just put it all together for that one moment

and they become something just totally different than what we expect.

Right, but Joe Flacco's moment lasted for five weeks.

It was very – yes.

Well, you know, so Drew Holiday –

Just put some respect on Mr. Flacco's name.

These are my stats.

I found these stats.

So in his four games, these playoffs, in each series,

literally one in every single series, his fuck you games,

I'm going to just be awesome, he's shooting 63% from the field

and 56% from three.

In the other 18 games, he's shooting 37% from the field

and 27% from three.

You know what the difference is in those games?

So I read a little bit about Drew Holiday yesterday,

and his dad is like his biggest cheerleader.

His dad is the opposite of John Moran's dad,

who's going to hater. Drew Holiday's dad is always like, you need to be more aggressive.
You're the best player on the court. So his dad gasses him up like once a series, and he gets frustrated like if his son isn't playing up to the very lofty standards that he has, which we'll discuss more in Space Jam 2 review.
But his dad just gasses him up and is like, you've got to go off, Drew. You're the best player on the court.
And then once every week or so, he's like, you know what? My dad's right. I am pretty good at basketball.
And if you're a fan, you love those type of guys because you can always be like, hey, what if tonight's the night? What if tonight's the night that Drew Holiday decides it's the night that he's going to shoot 60 from the field and he did that on saturday night and that was the difference and then obviously he makes the biggest play of the game with the steal of devin booker and then the the lob pass to yannis which i i don't know if you guys agree but in the moment i was actually shouting out loud don't pass it to yannis because all they're gonna do do is foul. But clearly, that's why we're sitting on the couch, and these guys are playing in the NBA finals, because it was an incredible, it was a gutsy play, and it was an incredible lob.
And then Chris Paul is Chris Paul with a dirty foul. Okay, well.
Ryan Russell's son is really having a tough week. Okay, I'm officially out on Chris Paul.
I'm'm team fuck chris paul for life now unless he has like a big turnaround and fixes everything about who he is i'm team fuck chris paul because that foul on that alley-oop is like the dirtiest thing that you can possibly do he it's the precisely it's you know it's also so chris paul you know what makes me mad though son's guy yeah i do i love i love the sons but fuck chris paul because if that same thing happened to Chris Paul. You know what makes me mad, though? You're a Suns guy.
Yeah, I do. I love the Suns, but fuck Chris Paul.
Because if that same thing happened to Chris Paul, Chris Paul would call the police on the person that shoved him in the back. He'd be taking it off in a stretcher.
Yeah. So if a really tough guy made a foul like that, you'd be like, oh, you know, he's kind of, he pushes the line sometimes.
Set the tone. No free buckets.
Yeah, exactly. He sets the sets the tone he's just known as a mean dude you can play dirty and people are just like oh you're just mean you're an enforcer but you can't do that if you're a wimp and chris paul is the definition of a wimp and you can't like try to injure the team's best player that dirty ass move i'm out i'm out on chris paul i can deal with him like all the theatrics and like the flopping and stuff that's's funny.
That stuff can be very hilarious to me sometimes. But like you can't be both at the same time.
But this is Chris Paul. Like the Denver series Chris Paul is Chris Paul in that when he has it all going, there's no one like him in terms of controlling a game and doing everything.
But the downside to Chris Paul, the haters of Chris Paul, which I'm putting you in the category now, will say... I think I'm a defender of the game.
He flops. He is known for cheap shots, and he has not come up in big moments.
And this last week has been all the bad side of Chris Paul. And I have to wonder if it, I mean, Ryan Ursula named him his son like a week ago.
And now he's got to live up to those expectations. Well, and also he has to carry the weight of LeBron James on his shoulders.
Coming to the games, openly rooting for him. LeBron James is basically treating Chris like his son.
I love the Disney pettiness of putting the reviews, which we will get to, of Space Jam underneath LeBron. I don't know if you saw that.
No, I didn't see that. It was amazing.
I thought it was photoshopped. I thought it was photoshopped.
At first, they showed him on the sideline, and then they went back to him, and it says, LeBron James stars Space Jam, a new legacy, 31% Rotten Tomatoes, 4.1 out of 10 IMDB, 38% Metacritic. Yeah, I did did see that it's also tough for lebron that that picture of of that dunk like the greatest dunk of all time with chris paul doing a cheap play and he's in it and yeah and adele gasping yeah adele and rich paul they're dating know that yep i was saving that for the review but power to rich paul shout out to rich paul um yeah lebron sneaking in his tequila which actually was the greatest marketing ever.
It's against the law in Arizona. That was genius.
That shirt was loud-ass hell. It was.
It was definitely a party shirt. Yeah, that was the Dan Flash's special.
Yes, absolutely. But Chris Paul, head of the NFLPA or the NBA, whatever, that's got to be bad if one of your star players is promoting another brand.
If he sets the precedent, that's going to be a bad thing to deal with. I agree.
So a lot of people were calling me a narc online because I questioned the Suns. It was rebellion.
Whether or not that was legal. There were kids that were watching the game, Big Cat.
It came on at 9 p.m. Eastern time, but that means that it came on at 6 p.m.
Pacific time. A lot of kids still awake watching that, watching their hero the fact that he was going byov i don't know i just don't know if that was appropriate for the children on a real note though like that is maybe the coolest thing that lebron james has done is be a byob guy yeah i love that yeah everywhere byo whole tequila box yeah everywhere should be byob agreed uh speaking of rebellion let me just throw this out there.
He said, Suns and Four Guy trying to pivot his fame to Suns Lost Four Guy. That's fucking awesome.
You can try to match Revelle's wit. His anti-comedy is some of the best comedy in the world.
Yes. It really is.
You have to be sick in the head and poisoned by the internet, which I count both of us to be in that category, to be like, wow, actually that's funny in a totally not funny way. I think my favorite one of those is when Katie Ledecky won that race and he said, Katie Ledecky Terriot.
Yeah. That's pretty good.
But yeah, the big three of the Bucs needs, I mean, Giannis has been incredible. Incredible.
but Chris Middleton like their half court offense is basically Giannis

can both needs a I mean Giannis has been incredible incredible but Chris Middleton like their half-court offense is basically Giannis can bully DeAndre Ayton and if that doesn't work Chris Middleton is just going to make a shot where he's completely guarded and his shot making is off the charts and then Drew Holiday having that type of night where he's played great defense all series this is the other part that I love is that you that it was actually a real thing. The Bucs, when they traded for Drew Holiday, a lot of teams thought they were going to try to get Chris Paul, and they made the decision they wanted Drew Holiday instead of Chris Paul.
Now, I don't know if Chris Paul would have gone to Milwaukee, but it pays off in this series, and I love those storylines where you have two guys, they have they could have feasibly taken either one and they went with Drew Holiday who's been playing better than Chris Paul in this series the the crazy part about Giannis is when he does get the ball in the low post against Aiton who's a massive human being Giannis looks so much bigger yeah like his arms are so much bigger his wingspan I don't know if he actually has like a bigger wings, but the way that he moves makes Aiton look tiny. And Giannis is so alpha.
He just goes at guys. When he just goes at them, and he'll either do a spin move or just pirouette on the baseline.
He just goes at everyone. And I don't know how you make a player that can stop Giannis.
I don't know. Like, unless you figure out a brand new type of defense that hasn't really been experimented on, and that works.
I don't know. Like, you have to grow somebody from the age of, like, 13.
You have to identify, okay, this person is going to be 7 feet tall. We need to get them working out in this specific way to put on upper body mass and then just have them wetting threes all day.
It's the Reggie Evans clip is going viral again this week of him when Giannis first came in the league asking, how old are you? And Giannis is like 20. And you can see Reggie Evans be like 20 and like shocked about it.
Yeah, there's really – there's no way. There's no human being out there that's like Giannis at all.
And he's very likable and he's fun to watch and I don't root for the Bucs, but it's hard not to root for a guy like Giannis, which the long way of saying is I can't wait for America to tear him down in the next couple years. Well, I would say for right now, he's definitely the best superstar athlete in Wisconsin, by far the best leader of any professional sports franchise, most dedicated to the state of anybody that's playing there right now.
This is the week. I heard that Aaron Rodgers got his house deep cleaned this week, which probably means putting it on the market, I would say.
I heard this is a true thing. I heard that Aaron Rodgers was taking Spanish lessons with with his lovely bride and they they canceled their green bay spanish lessons that they were taking so might not be in town anymore to hablo the espanol of them and i started going french there that's okay i have to work on the rest of it it's all languages of love they're all latin yeah uh yeah i mean i don't The Bucs, should we give them their flowers?

They've still got to win one more.

I actually think it's weird, but like the Suns are like game six.

This series has been fantastic.

I think I wouldn't be shocked if the Suns are able to win because that game was so well played on both sides.

Again, it didn't feel the stakes are so high.

They lose game five, but I didn't walk away from it being like, man, the Bucs just killed the Suns. The Suns played incredible.
They just came up short. The Bucs played the perfect game.
Yeah, they did. They did.
They actually did. On the road.
And Hank was saying when we were watching it, he was saying that you thought that the Bucs were going to win that game the entire time and then the Suns would win in game six. You still feel like the Suns have a shot? Yeah.
That's what would be the most fun for chaos purposes.

Well, if you're Adam Silver, you're thinking about making the call.

Two road wins.

Whoever the opposite of Scott Foster is.

Hey, Giannis.

Giannis turns out was hanging out,

has been identified as a close contact of his brother,

who is out with COVID.

We're going to have to hold him out while he tests negative

at least three times over three days. Guess what? He can come back for game seven.
A little Marvel hypothetical. Interesting.
If I was Adam Silver, I would be looking very hard at that scenario. Very strongly.
Yeah. I mean, the Bucs have just – Giannis is just out of this world right now.
And he's like – yeah. It's funny, too, because everyone wanted to make DeAndre 8 in the new Shaq.
And it's like, you're watching him. He's Giannis.
I did. I'm not saying that to you.
I said baby Shaq. The world wanted to make that.
But Giannis is the guy who's physically. They're obviously very different games.
But in terms of physical dominance and stat sheet dominance, that's very close to Shaq. I actually think that Giannis is just baby Giannis at this point.
Yeah. Because he plays a completely different game than Shaq did.
Yeah. Aiton is more of like a guy that doesn't really wander further than 10 feet out from the basket, and he dominates the paint.
So that's why I thought baby Shaq for Aiton. And it's just Giannis is just being Giannis.
And Pat Connaughton, he's been awesome. He actually tries so hard and now he's making shots.
Speaking of Giannis, though, I wanted to just – the media loved his quote. I don't know if you saw it.
I was just going to bring that up. Okay, so if you missed it, Giannis had a quote after game four.
He said – I think it was a media day, an off day. He said, when you focus on your uh your past that's your ego when you focus on your future that's your pride when you focus on the present that's humility and everyone's like this is incredible am i the only one who's that that quote makes no sense i don't really understand how you can focus on the exact present all the time but no that not even that part the future is is your ego.
The past is your pride.

Past is...

No, because you can also...

Ego and pride are very similar things.

Right.

But you can be like, I did X, Y, and Z.

I've accomplished this much.

That's who I am.

That's why I deserve to feel good about myself now.

That could be called either pride or ego.

And then if you think about the future and what you want to accomplish...

Future being like, I deserve this.

That's your ego.

Are you thinking I deserve this? Are you thinking I've done this so I get this? I think it was just, it was a quote that was engineered in a lab to make every youth basketball coach just like have their heads explode and be like, I'm going to get this tattooed across my chest. He dropped it at the perfect time.
He did. I just, I thought that the pride and ego thing should have been swapped i get the sentiment it's essentially he repackaged uh what is it uh yesterday what is it yesterday is given given tomorrow is earned a gift and today is a present is due every day it's forgotten no it's tomorrow's a gift live Live, laugh, dance like no one's watching.
Success isn't owned, it's least. Yeah.
Got it. Dance like no one's watching.
Live, laugh, love. Tomorrow is a gift.
Today is a gift. That's why we call it a present.
Oh, that's good, too. Oh, fuck.
Damn it. Wait, no, I got it.
I got it i'm got it i found it all right yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift that is why it's called the present there it is jake thank you champagne for all my real friends and real pain for all my sham friends yes i like that i like that i bought a book of toast the other week it's amazing i just said Was it the honor? To honor? It's the perfect toilet reading thing. You can't come on her.
What is it?

I don said there. To honor?

It's the perfect toilet reading thing.

If you can't come on her.

What is it?

Bonk.

I don't know.

That's a real toast that everyone who's like 20 years old thinks it's the funniest thing ever.

I remember I thought it was the funniest thing. If you can't come on her.

If you can't.

All right.

Now I'm searching this.

To have and to honor.

If you can't come in or come on her.

Yeah. Look.
All right. To honor.
honor oh here we go not not safe for for work all right yeah every time i see the not safe for work tag oh to valor to honor to getting honor to staying on her if you can't come in or come on yeah there you go that was sky stuff around 19 years old i was like dude that is the funniest thing that's ever been made. And you say it once in a mixed crowd, and you're like, nope.
That's not funny. But yeah, Giannis' quote, this is the Giannis Lovefest, and he deserves it.
He really does. He's been incredible, and that quote was awesome.
They still got one to go. I also think the most amazing part of that quote was that he just he just thought of saying that in the spur of the moment somebody was like tell tell us how you remain humble and he like thought about it and gave a thoughtful answer it was a plant ended up sounding like like poetry almost it might have been a plant but you could see him like thinking about what to say it's like you should be like you are a greek philosopher yeah, yeah.
That's amazing. I also think the way the Bucs are doing it, because it's the opposite of everything that they were the last few years, where they were kind of the frontrunners, best team in the regular season, get punched in the mouth in the playoffs.
Remember they won those first two games against the Raptors, and then the Raptors made an adjustment, and they never made a counter-adjustment. The Bucs' entire playoffs this year has been counter-adjustments and fighting back.
Giannis gets hurt. It's just been fantastic to watch.
I was thinking about it all the way back to game one of the playoffs. Remember when the Heat went to overtime with him? They're like, oh, this is going to be a tough series for him.
And it's just they're a completely different team. And game six in Milwaukee at night, the Brewers were going to play that night game.
As first reported on part of my take last week with Christian Yelich, they've moved that game to, what, 330? For Christian Yelich. So hit a home run.
We're 19 away, boys. So Christian Yelich will probably be at the game chugging at least a full beer.
Yes, hopefully hitting a couple home runs during the day.

Yep.

Also, shout out to the reporter.

Did you see this?

That asked Devin Booker, who's sitting next to Chris Paul there doing the joint interview,

and he said, how bad do you feel for Chris Paul right now?

Great moment. And Devin just looked at the guy, and Chris Paul looked over at him like,

you better not fucking answer that question. Yeah, he goes, how frustrated are you for Chris Paul right now? That's a great question.
It is. A great question.
Take some balls to ask that question. I have a woe number that's not going to really translate to a podcast, but I'm going to say it anyway, and I want to just preface it with saying, my neighbor told me this, so if it sounds really stupid, blame him.
If it sounds great, it's all my credit. Your neighbor, J.J.
Reddick? No, not J.J. Reddick.
My neighbor told me this about the Bucs. He's a Bucs fan.
Okay, so he said they crunched the numbers, and this is going to be a tattoo. A lot of people are going to tattoo this in Milwaukee if they end up winning on Tuesday night.
The Bucs this playoffs are going to be a tattoo someone's going to attack a lot of people are going to tattoo this in milwaukee if they end up winning on tuesday night the bucks this playoffs are going to go a perfect sequence of four wins two losses two wins a loss two wins a loss two wins two losses and four wins. It's exactly, it's 4-2-2-1-2-1-2-1-2-2-4.
Okay. Again, I prefaced it.
Did you hear the preface? I said that this could be very stupid, and it probably is, but someone's going to get a tattoo of it, and I want to just say, shout out, that's a cool tattoo. I feel like I'm i'm missing something though what makes it a perfect sequence of numbers it's exactly it's it's a race car oh it's a palindrome yeah there it is same same for you got it backwards i probably didn't say it correctly but that's it yeah they're gonna end both they're gonna end the playoff they're gonna start the playoffs with four straight wins they're gonna end it with it with four straight wins.
In between, it was exactly 2-2-1-2-1-2-1-2-2. Okay, so palindrome.
Yes. Got it.
That's a cool tattoo. That would be a cool tattoo.
It would be a cool tattoo. It's so hard.
Like, look at it written out. I wrote it out.
You just mushed it so hard. See, that's kind of cool.
What say if it happens? Yeah, I know. You just mushed it from happening.
What do you want me to fucking say?

You probably should have held it on to that.

I don't care.

I want to get ahead of it.

Now it's definitely not going to happen.

Get that tattoo right now.

Someone get that tattoo today and send it to us.

I'll give you a $100 gift card to the Barstool store.

Jeff Fisher had a lot of palindromic records as well.

That's true.

No one says anything about it.

Again, I said it was, listen, blame my neighbor.

It was stupid to blame my neighbor. I said that right at the beginning.
Oh, I don't think it's stupid at all. I think it's true.
No one says anything about it. Again, I said it was, listen, blame my neighbor.
It was stupid to blame my neighbor.

I said that right at the beginning.

Oh, I don't think it's stupid at all.

I think it's stupid.

Then I get the credit.

I think it's stupid that you said it today as opposed to saying it after they won on Tuesday.

Well, I'm calling my shot, I guess.

You know what, though?

Our podcast is going to be so chock-filled with show on Wednesday that a stat even that fun probably wouldn't have had a chance to make it.

Yeah, exactly.

We wouldn't be able to sneak it in. So there you go.
Someone get that tattoo today. $100.
I will send you off. Because you can always explain it away if you don't.
How many numbers are in that? One, two, three. This is my princess.
Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven. Eleven numbers.
Eleven numbers. That's wild.
Yeah, that is wild, huh? Oh, here's another one. Four, and then the middle number's one, and the last number's four.
That's Milwaukee's area code. Now that's cool.
So that's hidden in there. In there.
So what you're going to have to do is you're going to get the numbers, and then you're going to get those either outlined in green or bolded. Yes.
So it really pops up. Yes.
What's the longitude, longitude points of that? It's that exact. Did you say longitude? Longitude? What's crazy, Hank.
The longitude is zero. There is no logic behind this.
All those numbers, that is Milwaukee's exact longitude. Yes.
Yes. Hey, I don't know.
It's stupid. It's stupid.
Billy, I thought you'd like that. You like that? All right, cool.
Anything else about this game? I'm excited for game six on Tuesday. To PFT's question earlier, in 2020, there were 119 baby boys named JRUE.
So that's going to be the next Jalen.

And 17 girls.

Yeah, so Jalen Rose was like the first Jalen.

Now everybody that's getting drafted in the NBA is named Jalen.

Can you look up 10 years ago how many babies were named Drew?

Because I would expect it would be on an upward trajectory.

Like two.

Got it?

11.

Wow. All right, so we're building something.

I can't wait.

It's like AMC. Yeah.
We're going to have to find're gonna have to find a website i could do every year and every name do do do they have to comment dorothy's they make any how do you want to spell it how else d-o-r he doesn't even know so they're yeah they're none with the wire and d-o-r-o-t-h-Y. An A, you said? E-A.
Oh, E-A. Wow.
I feel like I've seen that before. Really? At a strip club? Dorothea? Yeah.
Dorothea. Give me a Dorothy.
Dorothy, what year? This year. 2020.
Like, think about a baby Dorothy. There are 559 baby girls named Dorothy.
Wow. That's really not that.
Give me a status update on Agnes. What was the thing that...
182. Wow, that's a dying name.
Hard knocks is coming down. There are more Drews than Agnes is now.
We've crossed that line. No, it was 119 Drews.
Okay, well, next year. Especially after what we saw saw happen the other night Probably a lot of babies conceived in Milwaukee last night What was the Hard Knocks bit? Who did that when they were talking about babies? Antonio Cromartie? No, not that one Fuck, I can't even remember That was actually a rip-off bit from a comedian That was like, you ever meet a baby named George Or something like that? But who was it? Who did that? I forget.

I want to say fuck.

Riley.

No, it wasn't.

It was the offensive coordinator.

Who's the guy who got in the fight in Pittsburgh?

Todd Haley.

Todd Haley.

It was him.

He was definitely him.

So Todd Haley was plagiarizing.

He was repurposing old bits for hard knocks.

What about, hit me with a Joan.

How many Jones we got cooking now?

J-O-A-N. Yeah.
171 boys, 137 girls. Oh! Some boys are taking out of the Joan.
Wow. That's interesting.
Alright, let's get to some other stuff. Very cool, Jake.
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Okay, Colin Morikawa.

Oh, boy.

That was...

He was insane.

It was dominant.

Wins the Open Championship...

What did they call him after?

Like, the Golfer of the Year? Yeah, you win the golfer of the year title. It's fucking sick.
Yeah. It's an awesome.
It's a low-key, great, great trophy. There's a part of me that thinks I would rather win the Open Championship than the Masters.
Yeah. Nah.
No. It's just so much classier.
It sounded good coming off your tongue, and then I was like, nope. Did you hear how much classier it sounds, though? Yeah, it did.
For a second I was into it, and then I was like, nah, I still rather it. Just because for so many years after the fact, you just get to hear Scottish people address you as the Open Championship winner.
Yeah. And that's just a badass thing to hear.
He was awesome, though. So Colin Morikawa went bogey-free in the final round of both of his major wins, basically saying he's the only player in the last 25 years to win multiple majors with bogey-free final rounds.
He was incredible. It was pretty much a no-doubter.
There was a moment on Saturday where he fell back. I want to say he fell back three strokes, and then he was like, nah, I'm good.
And then just took over and did it all.

And he had a nice speech after.

Good guy.

It's a good guy show.

Did he thank us?

He didn't.

Well, kind of. It's kind of understood.

No, but did you hear his speech?

No.

He said, we don't do it enough where we look to the people next to us and just say thank you.

So he did kind of thank us.

Yeah, we were next to him.

Yeah, he said thank you.

You know what?

You're welcome, Colin.

You're welcome, Colin.

Colin does seem like a good guy.

He was a good guy. He would definitely be in our golf crew if we had space for him.
We can't open it up for everybody, and I think he's a good person to root for. We root for him absolutely every time unless it's one of our main dudes that are about to win.
And I'll tell you what, Brooks Koepka, what's the award that they give to a player that shoots the lowest round on Sunday? Yeah, they should. Because Brooks gets the golden spikes.
Yeah, he ran out of time. And then we had two insane stories with our other two guys.
Will Zalatouris got hurt, which I felt bad for. He had to withdraw.
He also missed that putt, so we hope he gets better. And then Max Homa, the craziest story of all weekend, he made the cut.
No one saw it coming. Yeah, no one saw it coming.
I tuned in on Sunday morning. I was like, wait, what? What are you doing here? It was like a normal wake-up for me.
I woke up at like 10.30 a.m., and Max Homa was teeing off at the Open Championship. I was like, I know that guy.
Are you sure you're not supposed to be in the crowd? I was like, that's Max, the guy that's on Twitter, right? Holy fuck, he's a golfer? I just assumed I think what happened is that he probably shared a private jet with Colin so they probably just let him make the cut no matter what. The TV graphics were so confused, they put him as Max Homa for a little bit.
Really Yeah. I love that.
Congrats to our guy, Max Homer, for making the cut. It was good.
It was a good moment. I feel bad for Ustahusen.
Dude, he can't. No, what does Francesca call him? Francesca calls him Ustahusen.
Ustahusen. Because he is Mr.
Saturday. He's Mr.
Moving Day. He's like a.
He always shows up at the top of the scoreboard for about an hour on Saturday afternoon. He's the Majors version of Tony Finau.
He's a bridesmaid. Yeah.
Always a bridesmaid. Yeah.
He's just leveled up Tony Finau. It sucks.
Every single... Yeah.
It sucks for him. And then Bryson, good job, good effort, dude.
What'd you finish? Like 60th? Well, he also had... He tied Brooks for the Golden Spikes Award on Sunday.
There's also some – it's not just Brooks. So people are like, hey, it's Brooks versus Bryson.
Did you see Justin Thomas? He had a – he commented on an Instagram post that basically said – I'm trying to find it right now. It was saying like, you know, repeating everything that Bryson had said.
And he was like, I can't believe the mad scientist didn't figure this one out or something like that. Like essentially making fun of him.
Oh, here it is. I got it.
Never would have thought swinging at 135 plus miles per hour. It'd be hard to drive it straight.
You'd think Mr. Physics would know that.
Yeah. Nice, Justin Thomas.
Welcome on the show anytime.

I've started to weirdly respect Bryson for being just such a world-class dickhead.

Uh-oh, getting soft.

No, no, no, no.

I'm not in a good respect way.

JJ Watt all over. No, no, no, no.

Hank is very mad.

I guess maybe respect's the wrong word, but I'm almost admired.

Do you feel bad for him?

I don't know.

I do.

5%. 5% is not a lot.
I don't.'t i feel zero percent bad for him but i just keep wondering like how much further can he go and he always finds he's really good at being a prick oh yeah he's amazing at it and like do you know how big of a dickhead you have to be to get fired as a client or as like a spokesperson for somebody like yes they're paying him money right to be their sponsor and they're about to and they're making his clubs for yeah they're about all of it they're about to fire him like the guy that they went out and begged to be a part of their team and be like the face of cobra drivers they're like fuck we can't work with this guy yeah he's unworkwithable he is not he's he's never happy that was the quote he's an eight-year-old They said he's an 8-year-old. He's never happy.
But yeah, shout out Colin Morikawa. Awesome.
Yeah, awesome. His second time ever playing Lynx golf.
He played the week before the Scottish Open and then wins the Open Championship. And it was something about the British Open.
I think it's just the timing of it is always such a nice Like, you finish. Like, he won it at 1 o'clock.
And then I was like, okay, cool. Done for the day.
Like, going to go for a walk. That was nice.
It was also, I think it was on the anniversary of the John Vanderveld Meltdown at Carnoustie. Yes.
I just, like, every time I tune in for the Open Championship, I need to see just a picture of him standing in that black water with his shoes off, thinking hitting the ball out of his trousers all the way up to his knees his trousers and uh and then mike tarico being like oh no he's not gonna do this what is going on he's not so somebody needs to slap some sense into him yes that is i think that is the that's the most hilarious meltdown of all time that i think we did this for mount mount rushmore season by the way starting soon um i think we did the moments that we wish twitter existed for that was a big mess because that would have been an all-timer it was incredible like he's standing in the water on the 18th hole he had a three-stroke lead i think going into it i'm gonna hit this out of the water get a six and that's all you need and he's trying to hit the ball out of the water until his caddy slaps him. He also had a great spin zone afterwards when they asked him about melting down.

He was like, what is everybody making a big deal about this for?

It's a game.

It's a game of golf.

It's a sport.

Yeah, I don't care.

I'm not going to care tomorrow.

And then Jack Nicklaus was like, oh, he's going to care.

Yeah, he's going to care.

Call that to Coach K.

If you lose, just say it's a game.

It's a sport.

It's a sport.

It's not life or death.

All right, a little F1 talk. It was electric.
Also, just say it's a game. It's a sport.
It's not life or death. Alright,

little F1 talk. It was electric.

Also, we have a This League moment.

I don't know if...

So, Max Verstappen, who

I think we're going to have on the show eventually.

Ain't no stopping. We're fans of his.

Well, we're fans of the sport.

And he's the best at the sport right now.

All-time salty Instagram

post after. So, he got crashed by Lewis Hamilton in the first lap.
Lewis Hamilton goes on to win. Afterwards, Verstappen posts, first of all, I'm glad I'm okay.
It was quite an impact at 51 Gs, but feeling better. Obviously very disappointed with being taken out like this.
The penalty given does not help us in any way and doesn't do justice to the dangerous move Lewis made on the track. Watching the celebrations after the race while still in the hospital is disrespectful and unsportsmanlike behavior, but we move on.
He basically could have just summed it up with stay classy, Lewis Hamilton. And that's a tough look no matter what.
Is he mad that he watched a television while he was in the hospital? No, he's mad. Well, he is an all-time hyper-competitive guy, which is good because that's why he's one of the best drivers, if not the best driver right now in the world.
But part of being hyper-competitive to a sick nature is that you can't lose well. And so he's mad that he was in the hospital and they were celebrating and they didn't stop the sport for him.
Okay. You're disrespecting Lewis Hamilton right now, by the way.
Why? Max is the best right now. He hasn't won shit.
I know. But right now, he's number one on the leading board.
I mean, constructors are up three points. Mercedes is right on their ass.
Yeah, but it... Lewis Hamilton brings home championships.
Did I stutter? No, I'm just saying, like, you're... He's won.
He's won. You're being...
Yeah, I guess. I mean, Lewis Hamilton's a go, but Max Verstappen is the best race car driver right this second.
You want to say car? That's fine. It's like a Brady Rogers argument we're having here.
But he's leading right now. Right now, yeah.
We'll see it then in the season. Yeah, right now.
When Lewis Hamilton wins championships every year. I actually took Lewis Hamilton's side.
I thought that he, Rubbin's racing. My favorite part about it is they call it a racing incident, which I really do think, similar to how they're rebranding shark attacks, like a bang-bang targeting call that isn't targeting, but it's like, hey, the guy moved at the last second and they hit it's a football it's a football incident no it's a football incident okay the ref should just come out and be like listen i looked at the tape football incident play on well that's that's what they do after a catch is like is there an act common to the game of football yeah football incident football incident i like football incident happened let's keep playing and so my my whole thing is i can't get up for the f1 races in order to watch them live because i'm still not caught up yet yeah so now i feel like if i watch a race it's spoiler it's a spoiler alert because they're going to talk about stuff that happened yeah in the races like the last couple weeks so i understand i need to step my game up a little bit so uh wait which do you do you need to push push i do need to push on the viewer you know what that's what i'll do tomorrow push push that's what I'll do tomorrow.
Push push. That's what I'll do tomorrow.
Push on it. PFT.
You know what? When you fire it up, call me and I'll just say push push push push push push. Which is the Canadian billionaire's son that I'm rooting for? Lance Stroll.
The guy. Wait.
Because there are two of them. There's one guy that's on Williams.
I want the shitty one. Oh.
I don't know what the other one's called. Lance Stroll's the only one that matters.
Lance Stroll? Finished in eighth today. That's right.
His dad's like a billionaire, like evil. Okay, yeah, that's the one that I want.
His dad is the guy that anyone on Twitter with a rose avatar next to him wants to guillotine him. Yeah, guillotine then eat.
You're right. I'm a Lance Stroll guy.
The other guy only got his job because his dad's a billionaire. Not Lance Stroll.
Earned, not given. Earned, not given.
So you thought I was disrespectful to Lewis Hamilton? A little bit, yeah. I mean, you're just talking like Max Rostapin's got the championship.
You're right. Today changed everything.
I can't... The standings, they're not up by a lot.
Today changed everything. You were talking about it, I was like, am I wrong? Or is there a very close lead between one and two? And Lewis Hamilton's won all the championships in the past.
So why won't he win this year? Going into today, if that crash doesn't happen, Verstappen's got a better car. He was sitting pole position.
He probably wins, and that's a different story. But you're right.
It's a smart move by Lewis, yeah. Yeah, I have no problem with it.
It's a fucking racing incident. Yeah.
Guess what? Guys race. You race hard.
I do like whenever someone is just, whenever someone's at the top of their game and they're so competitive and they just can't, like they become the sorest losers possible. It's actually kind of fun to watch because.
Broken wrist. Max Verstappen, yeah, has probably been in that exact spot on the other side where he's pushed someone or crash someone he's like hey Rubin's racing was that that was a British F1 race Grand Prix do they all take place in weird time zones or is there ever one that like Austin yeah and Canada that will be like the episode too like because all the episodes kind of go the same way but it will be the beginning will be like Max Verstappen doing that and then it will be like the end of it will be the British and him getting it like fucked over you know what we should do like when they do come to the United States after the race we should just write what the next F1 Drive to Survive episode should be and then just see how close we get it I do it is kind of fucked up in your head now like with the way television works is you watch something live and you're like i can't wait to watch that in six months you know why they'll be kept because when they show it in six months it's going to be different cameras yeah the cameras are going to be shot at like a different frames per second and they have the announcer do like do a new announcing of every single event which is kind of sick have you i I didn't figure that out until halfway through the first season.
I was like, why is this announcer so locked in on the race between 10th and 11th? It's like, oh, you idiot. He redoes all this.
Have you ever DVR'd a game that you were at and then gone home and watched it? Oh, all the time. Yeah, that's fun, too.
Dude, the best part about being a sports fan is going to a game and then watching SportsCenter after. And I'm like, that's sick.
I was there. And so I used to do this like back in college.
I went to a couple of Washington football team games back then. And we would watch the game at the stadium.
And then we'd go back and we'd play the commentary. And then be like, see, you hear what the announcer is saying right now? Hear what Mark Slaith is saying? I said that to you like two hours ago.
I'm a genius. I spotted that.
Only other thing I had before we get to who's back was Yankee fans just, this is the second time this year where it seems like Yankee fans are just walking around with baseballs in the stadium. I'm still so confused.
Was there any video that showed the player getting hit with a ball? Because I've only seen the aftermath. No, I haven't seen that.
And when it happened, I was like, oh, that's a scummy thing, but maybe it's a home run ball, he throws it back, whatever that happens. But then I remembered that wasn't it earlier this year that there was a delay in the game because there was baseballs.
Yeah, it was like, are Yankee fans just showing up to Yankee Stadium with baseballs in their pocket? It's not a thing. First of all, we have two Yankee fans on the couch.
Is that a thing? It's not a thing, but you sometimes do? It happens. No, people bring balls to the game.
You can't keep balls out of games. Disavow those fans.
Yeah, so first of all, I was going to say we disavow the throwing of baseballs at players on the field. However, that was a fucking hose that guy guy has like that's rookie of the year that is the that's the intro to rookie of the year where he just drills somebody in in the outfield was it right after a home run or no i think it was in the middle of just nothing i'm not okay because i do think there's like a i don't know maybe call it one minute after a home run that if a ball hits a like that's't know if he necessarily meant to do that.
But guys throw balls back. The guy that hit Stanton when he was...
Wait, wasn't that a Yankee Stadium? That might have been a Red Sox fan when Stanton was running around. Also, I disavow my comment.
People that can throw it back into the infield. I disavow my own comment because now that I'm thinking about it, the Red Sox were in the

outfield.

So that makes no sense.

I might reevaluate your

comment because there's a

chance that maybe the

Red Sox hit that home run

ball at the end of the

previous inning.

And that guy still had it.

It was still kind of like

burning a hole in his glove.

And if that happens before

the next inning starts.

No, then he's an asshole.

Before the next inning starts.

No, because then he

meant to do it.

You got one minute.

You got one minute to

throw it back.

And that's it.

Shout out to guys at

Wrigley who bring a ball Thank you. He's an asshole.
No, because then he meant to do it. You got one minute.
You got one minute to throw it back, and that's it.

Shout out to guys at Wrigley who bring a ball.

They bring a ball in their gloves,

so if they catch an opposing team's home run,

they keep that one and throw the other one back.

It's a smart move.

I got it.

It was in between the sixth inning.

The ball was tossed up into the stand,

and chance immediately began for the fan to throw the ball back. Okay, so Verdugo threw it up.
Probably him, yeah. Okay, now this gets murky because the whole stands are saying throw it back.
Everyone that said throw it back, that's inciting. The Bronx Zoo.
Yeah. They also were playing the game through like a...
They called it. Straight up downpour.
It was so bizarre. They called the game, and so he actually hit him.
It looked like there was going to be a fight for a second. Now that fan is banned for life from all MLB games.
Should? Oh, really? All 30 parks. That's actually a huge flex.
Yeah. What if they get a new...
If the Rays move to Montreal, it might be bad. Is that a thing that's going to happen? I think there were talks of it, right? I think you're confused, though.
When I say that's a huge flex, I'm saying for the fan. Yeah.
That's the greatest thing to be able to say, like, hey, I cannot go to any baseball game. If you're going to get banned from one, get banned from all, because then you're the guy who's like, hey, Joe, you want to go to a game? No i literally i cannot which sports do you think would be the coolest to say you got banned from all the arenas for i think cross i think it would be football don't have to ever go i know i was gonna say because then that just like i'd rather be watching red zone on sundays with scott hansen yeah with scott hansen yeah but then like sundays like if the wft go to the super bowl that sucks no again I think I'd rather watch it on TV

I don't know there's certain games you'd like to maybe go see in person I mean the chances of them

going to a Super Bowl yeah that's true that's fair all right let's get to who's back of the

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Also, he sucks now. Whoa.
No, I'm just saying, like, if you told me the Chiefs have Travis Kels, I'm like, well, they're not going to win anything. It's a rebrand.
Kelsey is like Travis. Like, I don't know.
It's got some swag to it. No offense to his name, but yeah.
Yeah, like Tyrod Taylor was great until he changed his name to Tyrod. You know what's interesting? So you're not going to respect that.
You're just going to keep going with Kelsey. Listen, yeah.
I think if you're asking any man over the age of 30 years old, if you've been pronouncing a name a certain way for longer than five years, they'll never change it. I still call him John Wooten.
But the the question is there's one person in this room that should probably change the pronunciation will he billy no just kidding jake yeah if i ever call his game i'd make sure to what if you're calling like uh when we're in the gambling cave this fall i will take that as seriously so you will call him travis kells however it says in the pronunciation guide in the game notes. Well, that's a little...
That's the point of it. Interesting.
So you think that everyone has just gone, like, has read that? You think... Break it down for me real quick.
Is the pronunciation in the game notes wrong, or is it that people are saying this is just what his name is, we're going to say it this this way i think sometimes the sid or the communication specialist just puts it out there without confirming with the player ah and it just snowballs from there yeah you're calling that person lazy no so there's there is a patient zero in the kel's kelsey do to do yeah we got to find that guy and have him hung. I actually think that this is bullshit.
Something to me smells like there's an ad deal out there. I feel like there's an ad deal lingering under the surface.
I haven't figured out exactly what it is yet, but you have two brothers that are playing the NFL. Are they going to open a bar? Maybe, maybe, yeah.
Like Kells Bells or something like that. So they've been in the league for so long, both of them playing at a very high level.
All their teammates call them Kelsey. All of them.
Like Patrick Mahomes is like, what's up? Your name's Kelsey? He made public statements. Tyreek Hill said the same thing, too.
Like, you have not told me that this is how you pronounce your name. I like this.
I'm just saying. Something's happening.
I smell either a Kimmel incident or I smell some sort of sponsorship lingering under the surface. And who created TikTok? Chinese.
No, Patrick Mahomes' brother. Oh, yeah.
True. Connect all the dots.
LeBron James. All right, Hank.
My other one, I don't know if this was PFTs, but if it was, you can take it. JaVale McGee.
Yeah. Yeah, I love it.
He's all the way back. Dude, JaVale McGee, he's on the Olympic team now.
He is the funniest athlete of all time, I think. He might be my favorite NBA player because there will be times when he is the best athlete on the court.
And then five seconds later, he will look like he has never played the sport of basketball before.

And he does something that nobody else in the history of the game has done.

Like try,

like he'll,

he'll do a three 60 dunk on somebody.

And then on that next defensive possession,

have the ball,

like hit him in the stomach and get trapped in his pants.

He's a great addition.

He's a great addition to team USA.

He's so somewhat something like this.

And now they have it. There's a chance that they don't meddle.
I was thinking about it. I think they're actually going to win the gold.
I think they're doing a little rope-a-dope. This is a great rope-a-dope if it involves...
I heard a story. A little birdie told me that the boys are maybe having some fun in Vegas.
Okay. So they're maybe doing some drinking before games,

and that might be why.

They're playing drunk?

No, they're just, you know, they were out the night before.

It's a tune-up.

They're not taking this seriously.

Once they take it seriously, they'll beat everyone.

That's a dangerous attitude to have.

That's what I heard.

It's the global game now, Big Cat.

That's what I heard.

I got the Barstool Sportsbook.

Gold medal odds. USA still a heavy favorite at minus 250.
Spain's next to plus 600. Yeah, I just...
I can't... I won't believe it until I see it.
It would be very funny if we didn't medal. Yeah, it would.
It's the U.S. soccer.
U.S. soccer team.
If we're not going to be good at something, be the worst. Be really shitty.
Yeah, be so bad that we can make fun of it. Well, that dovetails perfectly because my who's back is U.S.
men's soccer. We won our group stage in the CONCACAF Gold Cuff Tournament of Friends Championship.
So that's a trophy. So we got another trophy.
We beat Canada 1-0. I feel like we should be beating Canada by way more than one goal.
But you know what? A win's a win. You know, we parked the bus.
Yeah, we did. We got that early goal.
We scored in the first 20 seconds of the game, and then nothing happened for the rest of the 90 minutes. My other who's back is football guys are back, and Vanderbilt specifically.
Their coach, Clark Lea, Clark Lee, I don't know how to pronounce it. He was the defensive coordinator at Notre Dame.
He took away every single number from every single player in the program

he said we're going to earn everything in this

program Lee shared

when asked why his players don't have numbers on their

jerseys until we understand

that we rent those numbers

we don't own them until we are ready to

work within them and leave them better

for the next person to wear them

that will come and I'm not going to put a timeline on that

I love it just because

Vanderbilt no offense

Thank you. work within them and leave them better for the next person to wear them that will come and i'm not going to put a timeline on that i i love it just because vanderbilt uh no offense to vanderbilt but what i'm going to say is going to be offensive their peak in terms of like being a football program is to maybe start like four and oh against weak opponents and then get really excited for alabama and lose by 50 yeah That's the best that they're looking for.
I was going to say, like, being less than a touchdown underdog in an in-conference game is a massive win for Vanderbilt. Yeah, like 6-6 in the Liberty Bowl.
Oh, that's an amazing season. Yeah, so it actually just occurred to me that while they're doing this football guy stunt where they're taking away all the numbers from players in practice,

that's probably going to make it quite a bit more difficult for coaches to evaluate how good the players are.

They'll pop off the tape.

Can you imagine watching tape from the scissor lift looking down?

Well, probably not because he's where he came from.

But watching that film and trying to identify who's who

and just not being able to tell who your good players are

and just fucking yourself over for an entire year. Yes.
You know what, though? They're all going to be equally good because you gave them this stunt. They're all going to be trying to earn that number.
Vanderbilt's back. All right.
My who's back is the Beatles. I was watching Paul McCartney's got a new documentary on Hulu.
I think they also have a new Beatles documentary coming out in like a month. And also who's back is, I didn't realize this until I tweeted that I was watching it on Friday night.
There's, I guess, a large part of, not a large part, but I would say a decent amount of the internet has now just co-opted the take that the Beatles suck. And it blows my mind.
It was one of the first true times

that I was getting mad.

I felt like an old guy being like,

you guys don't respect anything.

Because it's like, music is subjective.

You can say you don't personally like the Beatles.

You can say you don't listen to the Beatles.

All those are acceptable things.

But saying they just suck is crazy. What do you think is crazy? You crazy saying the beatles suck would that be like saying drake sucks hypothetically yeah i didn't mean to walk you into no no well because i i went through this yes i went through this myself about a year ago year and a half ago i realized like hey maybe i just haven't given drake a shot but it's just such a try hard thing to say and i listened to listened to it, and I was like...
Not you. No, I'm saying the Beatles.
I get it. But I know where maybe that person was, because when I saw the person tweet at you, I was like, that is the dumbest thing to say, that the Beatles sucked.
And objectively, you cannot like it, but the Beatles are... Don't suck.
Music that is occurring right now would not happen if it wasn't for the Beatles. Right.
And yeah that's actually very similar to what i went through with drake and i if i can change and you can change we all can change i was just shocked it turns out like popular music is typically popular for a reason right it was just it was just bizarre because i never even like thought that that was a thing people were were running with, that the Beatles fucking suck.

It's just such a weird thing.

I think it's just looking.

One guy did it looking for attention, got the attention,

and now a bunch of people just do it for that same attention.

I think I'm going to become a music sucks guy.

You know what?

Music is just trash.

Again, it's subjective.

You listen to music?

Yeah.

Try hard.

The Beatles are not in my top 10 bands. They're not in my top 20 bands.
To say they suck is crazy. It's crazy.
You got a John Lennon impersonation? No. No, don't.
Out of my back. All right.
Jake, you got a who's back? Is that too soon? The Toronto Blue Jays with the emphasis on Toronto. They! They're returning July 30th for the first time since pre-COVID.
So, good for the city. Yes.
And the country. Very good for the city.
Vladdy's fat ass back up there. They call it the sixth PFT.
The sixth? Oh, I know they call it the sixth. Views from the sixth.
You can get the did-did-dids up there. The good ones are that pop, that codeine.
Absolutely. Good one, Jake.
And then, Billy, you got something? The PMt bump is back yeah uh not only did colin morikawa win but christian yelich hit a home run and dave joust uh yes yeah the mets had a uh i think a couple ejections in the first inning he coached the rest of the game they had an unbelievable comeback today well so he also went onto the field last friday i think right yeah i know he's been on the field a couple times they've had a couple he's the best he is the best bench coach in major league baseball at stepping in between the manager and the umpire yeah he's really quick on that and he always knows where the camera is i think unintentionally but his back always goes to the camera so you can see very clearly this is a jououst special. I also, just speaking really quick of the Mets, our colleague Frank the Tank, if you were ever to get a tweet framed or put one into, what is it, what's the library in D.C.
that holds everything? That's Library of Congress. Library of Congress.
Yeah. I think that Frank's tweet about the Mets, it would be the one that he did.
I mean, he does 100 a night. But hold on.
I got to find. Oh, I'm so cursed.
Everything I touch is cursed. But the second cursed, he fucked up.
And it's C-U-T-S-E-D. So, yeah.
So he had his typo in the second curse. It's actually like it's better than Shakespeare.
I'm so cursed. Everything I touch is cursed.
And he spells that cursed incorrectly. Yeah, it's amazing.
That's how cursed he is. Yeah.
I was like, it's just special. He also said Michael Kahn O-4-Te, as in like 0-4-4 or whatever it would be,

and then like two seconds after you tweeted that out, Conforto hit a home run.

Fleming curse strikes again.

All right.

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Before we talk about the actual movie, should we talk about Billy's performance? Yeah, I think we should. Also, yeah, we'll do that, and then we'll get into spoilers.
So you can still listen to this if you haven't seen the movie and you're planning on going to see it. Everyone in the movie dies.

Yeah.

And then Tony kills Christopher.

I had people get really mad at me about that.

Well, you're in the Jersey Shore.

I'm sure they would.

Yeah.

It gets disrespectful.

Good.

Billy.

Billy.

Billy.

His assignment.

Let's be fair.

We gave him an assignment.

We did give him an assignment.

He brought in six people's worth, five people's worth because he forgot jake's orders a chipotle into the movie theater in his pants and the best part was he did this while hank and pft walked into the movie theater with backpacks and it was i don't think he realized it until afterwards like you didn't need to do that he he loaded up his cargo pants it was a great performance by you we ate burritos inside the movie theater well also big cat let's let's set the stage outside when he was he was loading up his pants with the chipotle he was doing so directly in front of the giant window that was right in front of the ticket taker so they could see billy like sneaking all this stuff like he was just putting burritos into his pants full burritos one after the other and then there was a guy that was standing outside in line who was just staring at billy mouth wide open saying that guy's a genius and i was i i think my exact quote was please don't encourage. Because, again, PFT and Hank had huge backpacks that they walked in with, and no one said anything.
Also, let's just put yourself in that guy's mindset. He sees somebody putting burritos into their pants, and he's like, that's fucking brilliant.
I never thought pants were for burritos. Great job, Billy.
Also, I think what made it look even better was the outfit that Billy was rocking rocking so he's got the um the camouflage ravens yeah yeah the camouflage cargo shorts you had a wolf sweater oh no no those are pants or cargo pants wait no no do they unzip do they unzip no are they convertibles these ones you don't see cargo pants often these days he's's got the thong sandals on, too.

Yeah, it was great work.

Pants and sandals is a wild combination.

Billy does it all the time.

It's so easy.

Like, what?

I hate putting on socks.

But you put on the pants.

Well, I had to get the cargo.

Yeah, sure, that's true.

At least you're not wearing those weird toe shoes all the time.

You had to get the cargo.

I'm very disappointed on the state of movie theater security nowadays. Yeah, there's like four people working these days.
They don't take any business they can get now. Yeah, exactly.
In high school? Times have changed. It was nice going back to a movie theater.
I think it had been, what, two years all of us had been there. I think all of our last movies was 1917.
Yeah, 1917 or Knives Out. I couldn't remember.
But I don't know which one came after. 1917 came after? I don't know.
I think so. It was, though, nice.
It was a reminder like a still got it. You know, like when you shoot a shot or you run a mile and you're like, ooh, I still got it.
I finished every single one of my snacks, including a burrito, before the movie started. And I sat back and I was like, yep, still got it.
Because there's, there's i mean who doesn't do that where you get the large popcorn a candy and maybe another candy and you sit there for the first 20 minutes and you just go to town and then the movie starts you're like well i'm all out of snacks it was very you did not feel secure walking in the movie theater with backpacks nobody even bothered to like look inside your backpack at all so we get up there we. We start eating our snacks.
We watch the movie. After the movie is over, everybody leaves.
I notice that Billy is rummaging through his seat and I can't figure out why. He's getting his flashlight app out and really shining it underneath the seat trying to move the cushions around.
He had lost his wallet in the seat and the search for the wallet went on so long that it had emptied out entirely the employees were walking into the movie theater to clean things out they saw billy had moved because it was one of the big chairs yeah yeah they were climbing chairs yeah billy had moved had pushed it out of the aisle and was crawling underneath it they're like sir sir are you okay sir can we help you student a remodeling over here. And so then two people had to come help Billy look for his phone inside of his chair, or excuse me, his wallet inside of his chair.
And Billy, what happened? Where was your wallet? It was at the front desk. Yeah.
Yeah, it wasn't there at all. It was good performance.
I think you need to bring back chain wallets, Billy. I think I will start wearing a chain.
Yes. All right.
So the movie itself. How should we do this? Because I don't know.
I don't know where. We have not said a word to each other about the movie since we walked out of the movie.
Can I come clean with a confession? Well, I have one, too. Want to say it at the same time? Yeah.
Three, two, one. I didn't go to sleep for like half a minute.
You did? I was dozing. I was trying so hard, and then it was one of those things where the harder you try, I dozed off.
I woke up at halftime when Michael Jordan came in. Michael B.
Jordan. I think I missed the first half of the game.
I got got on that. I was like, holy shit, this movie's awesome.
MJ's in it. You thought that MJ was coming in? I don't know.
I saw that coming a mile away. I was like, this is incredible.
Well, because I also like, I wanted, it was actually a great, it was a great psychological test on everyone. Because if you're an MJ fan, you're like rooting it for, for it to actually be Michael Jordan.
So then you can be like, oh, LeBron needed Michael Jordan in this movie. That's why LeBron would never do it.
It would have been great, though, if MJ had come in and LeBron got benched for the second half. Yes, yes.
All right, so I actually, I hate to say it, I didn't hate it. I kind of liked it.
That was what my confession was. Yeah.
What? Okay, so I think that part of the reason why I didn't hate it is my dad brain. Like, now, I think my brain has been warped from watching cartoons all day where like I can watch a cartoon now and be like, I could see how this is funny to a kid.
So that's part of it. And then at the end of it, it's like, it's a father son story.
So it made me, got me a little sappy. It wasn't great, but I didn't, I didn't hate it.
It was, it was good. I can turn my brain off and watch this, and I'm like, oh, they're the cartoons that I recognize.
And the Looney Tunes are funny. They're fucking funny.
Looney Tunes are objectively hilarious. When they do their Looney Tunes shit, it's always funny.
That was the best part. When Bugs Bunny is just whipping out a piano from behind his back and playing it, that's awesome.
When Wile E. Coyote is running into a wall, I will watch that every time and laugh at it.
I have a couple big bones to pick with LeBron James, though. Oh, he's a terrible actor.
Number one. Horrible.
He fucking killed Bugs Bunny. Okay.
Bugs Bunny is dead. Wait.
At the end, Bugs Bunny is not alive. That was a hallucination on LeBron James' part because he was drinking too much wine before he dropped his son off at nerd school.
That was not the real Bugs Bunny. He fucking killed Bugs Bunny.
Bugs Bunny sacrificed his life. Bugs Bunny killed Bugs Bunny.
No, but LeBron let it happen. Yes, that's like...
He's the leader of the team. Yes.
Thank you, Hank. It's the exact same scenario from the end of Tale of Two Cities where that guy switches his body with charles darnay and gets executed for him to be the hero that's that's what bugs did and lebron james signed off on the script he fucking murdered bugs bunny i was more mad that i think it's just lame whenever a movie does like we killed this guy and then he's not dead yes that fucking drives stranger was stupid.
Yes. Stranger things.
Exactly. You know what I actually think went into this script? I think that LeBron James might have a nerd son.
And I think that LeBron James' entire reason for making Space Jam 2 a new legacy was to show his son that he loves him even though his son doesn't want to be a basketball superstar yes if you watched any of lebron's videos and instagram i have not rice maximus his middle child like if you watch that movie you're like fuck that kind of sucks it like you just don't think i'll ever be good at basketball he is good at basketball though but he's not as good as brawny jr he's a tank the videos i've seen like he's kind of a beast i was surprised he's like kendrick perkins he wears he yeah he wears the glasses and like he is smaller because he's a little brother but then in his grade versus kids his size like he's a beast yeah but that movie like if you watch that movie if you're him you're like wait dad do you not think i'm good at basketball okay yeah i had no idea about the family dynamic, but I think it's a direct message. He decided most dads will be like, hey, son, I want you to do what you love, and I'll support you in whatever endeavors you want.
LeBron James is like, I'm going to make a multi-hundred million dollar full-length feature Space Jam 2, and the plot will center around my love for my hypothetical nerd son. Yes, yes, yeah.
No, he's – that's a tough watch for Bryce. He definitely is going to – that's going to hurt his ego in terms of – what is it? His future ego or past? Pride.
Pride. The Don Cheadle character, I think I finally understand how NFTs work because, like, he was just doing – he was making NFTs in that computer, uh algorhythm yeah algirhythm algirhythm that guy al wait it was algirhythm his name was al rhythm yeah and the initial was g right got it okay yeah nfts algorithms as far as i know like don cheele's character is just he was god right yes he was he's morgan freeman in in whatever that movie is bruce Yep.
He was God, but then he got beat at the game that he controlled. Yeah.
He was a terrible God. And LeBron tried to go at Don Cheadle's character, and Don Cheadle, I wrote down this line of dialogue.
He said, I'm the king of this domain. I'm not your coach.
Kind of a subtle dig that LeBron is uncoachable, because he just berates all of his coaches. I like that.
He had some good digs at him. Who? Cheadle.
Yeah, I know. At LeBron.
That part was pretty well written. He's not a good actor, right? Where Don Cheadle was like, yeah, wait, your dad left again? Kind of his M.O.
Like he did in Cleveland, Miami, Cleveland again. Yep.
And when he was like, we lost to the grace of all time. He's like, the jury's still out on that.
Who do you think was the MVP of the Toon Squad? Because I noticed right when the momentum changed. Granny.
That was when I was. No, I was going to say that third quarter, because they come back in the third quarter.
I thought Granny was a superstar. Wiley Coyote's move of duplicating the basketballs

to cut the lead. He cut the lead

from like 1,030

to 300 to

1,030 to 1,000.

That third quarter was a monster

quarter. Wiley Coyote

probably put up, I don't know what the fuck.

That must have been, he must have put up

700 points in that third quarter. I think those are assists

though because I think Roadrunner scored the basket because Roadrunner brought the ball over. No, Roadrunner was assisting with the feed, but that's Wiley Coyote's machine.
And he was also scoring himself. Remember, he put the feed on top of the button? Yeah.
So then he hit the button, and then the basketballs went shooting out. That multiplier was genius.
I love that machine. I thought it was the second coolest machine that was in the entire movie.
The coolest was just the normal ball feeder that LeBron James had on his court at his house where he just said ball, and a ball would come out to him. Yeah.
I want that. Yes.
I want that so bad. Yes.
But it was – I mean, the Toon Squad, he needed to be bailed out by the tune squad they put together an incredible second half third quarter especially like that was lebron needed every little bit of help he needed that was my my greater point is like kairi irving 2016 finals wile coyote this game i would also like to say that they should never make cartoons 3D ever. Yeah.
Agreed.

It's weird.

And I think they even did probably a better job in this than most movies do when they try to do it.

Like, you remember when The Simpsons went 3D?

How fucking bizarre that was?

Yep.

It's never going to look good.

It's never going to look good.

Yeah.

It looks like they're trying to make cartoon porn just gross.

Yes.

You don't add that extra dimension to it. Right.

You just don't do it.

It's like going from 4K cameras to the 8Ks on the fans. Sometimes things are just better the less you see of them, and cartoons are one of those things.
All right, so I kind of liked it. I could see why kids would like it.
It's a kid's movie. I will pick apart a couple other things, though.
Does LeBron just not care about concussions anymore? Because I counted. He got concussed like 15 times.
Yeah, on one play. Well, that play, and then he also got concussed when he ran into the force field.
He was absolutely concussed then. So he got concussed.
He also got concussed a bunch of times when he was hanging out with Bugs Bunny. That's a bad message to send.
I counted at least 15 concussions that LeBron had, and not one person checked it out i think that in in the instance where he got hit in the head like multiple times by the balls right in a row right in a row he's probably making the argument that he probably was seeing seven rims after that and was aiming for the middle one yep um notorious pig was awesome the rap just the tune squad that's I think that's really what it ended up being is

like I the movie LeBron as an

actor was not great the movie

was silly but anything that the

Looney Tunes does is fucking

hilarious and I just I love them

I like you don't you don't see

them very often because you're

not we're adults but when you do

see him you're like man they're

fucking funny no matter what age

you are I think that it might

even be underappreciated by like

Thank you. see them very often because you're not we're adults but when you do see them you're like man they're fucking funny no matter what age you are i think that it might even be underappreciated by like the kids these days or like even kids that are billy and jake's age because you guys had spongebob as like your go-to cartoon that's what looney tunes was like for us i think we need to reintroduce the kids to old school looney tune stuff because i think it holds up i think they should do a looney tunes jackass crossover like looney tunes does jackass because i could see them getting into these kind of hijinks all the time i love looney tunes i simply i really do i used to watch hours and hours i forgot how much how much they rule the second that i saw bugs bunny on the tv or on the movie screen i would i just immediately felt like a nice wave coming over me like oh yeah i remember when i was nine yeah when he when he did when he did the classic draw a tunnel in the side of a mountain yeah i was like yep that always plays i will always fall for that trick uh i i think that wet fire is one of those nicknames that is wasted on a sub-a wait who you think clay thompson's sub average no i think in that game oh got it yeah yeah wet fire was not he was neither he was very wet he was never fire right he was too wet right so like they they put him in a fucking bucket yeah he got absorbed by the giant red hairy guy like a mop Yeah You can't it's like it's like tarantula being wasted yes it's a sweet ass nickname and i feel like it was wasted on a terrible player in this game the dame time was the best yep um why did they just make it dame time all the time yeah they should have uh diana tarasi i felt like that was a little misogynistic they're like oh you if you're a girl boss you also are a snake yeah that doesn't make sense to me well But the girl boss thing was, yeah, that was a little misogynistic.
They're like, oh, if you're a girl boss, you also are a snake.

Yeah.

That doesn't make sense to me.

Well, the girl boss thing was, yeah, that was definitely implied.

They also didn't really do any favors. Usually, if you're making a celebrity into a cartoon, you make them more attractive.

Right.

They made her less attractive.

Right.

And Rich Paul's character.

And Loa.

Yeah.

What about her?

She was an all-star.

She was great.

She was insane.

Rich Paul's character, that sucks for him.

He was a bitch.

Yeah.

He's dating Adele now, though.

Yeah.

Is that really that much of a come-up?

Yeah.

Because Adele was...

I think she was fucking Chet Hanks not too long ago, right?

What?

Chet Hanks is awesome.

Was she? That's a downgrade i know i know i know because if you're rich paul you gotta be like damn this guy this amazing human being like she's definitely going to go back to chet at some point yeah it's true miss that chet dick it's true she he's she's probably they probably just broke up for white boy summer once you leave chet you never you never get wet. Don Cheadle, by the way, he's the NSA.
Wait, is he the NSA or is he an NFT? Well, no, he creates NFTs. I think he is an NFT.
He is an NFT, but he also is the NSA when he had that thing where he's like, if you have a camera on your phone or computer, I'm watching. I was like, oh, that's cool.
That was one of those things that if Sony had tried to put this out like three years ago, North Korea would have shut it down. Yeah, that was scary.
I saw that. LeBron, you're watching this.
I get it. What's up with Don Cheadle's little sidekick, the little clippy character that he had? I kind of like that guy.
What was Pat supposed to be? I don't know. I think like a...
He looked like just a floating monitor. Computer mouse? yeah.
Something. Billy, what did you think?

Jake, what do you guys think of the movie?

I loved it.

Okay, there we go.

I did miss there was no Monstars and some of the stuff in the first movie,

but it was pretty cool in its own way.

Yeah, I mean, they did do... It was the first movie, just they changed it to today's day.

They threw in all their old franchises just to get a little yeah got a little game of thrones harry potter yeah nostalgia yeah didn't expect that uh lebron making himself a hufflepuff move is such a ravenclaw move on his part like he's not a hufflepuff yeah he's not he's just simply slithering he's he's wait what did i say ravenclaw yeah you think he's slytherin't know. I think he's Ravenclaw.
Embrace debate. What was the line in the movie? Nerd much? No, they did a nerd alert.
Yeah, nerd alert. Nerd alert.
I also want to say that I don't think that any of the actual cartoon's voices are the original voices of the Looney Tunes. Well, they're probably all dead, right? They're probably all dead, right? I don't think Mel Blanc is kicking it anymore.
But, like, you can hear it occasionally. The best Bugs Bunny impression is still not Bugs Bunny.
Right. Especially after LeBron James killed him.
Yeah. I can't believe they brought him back.
Taz is the best. I fucking love Taz.
Wild card to the max. You just never know what you're going to get for him.
He's just going to take the game and flip it upside down spins it spins it around i like the martian the martian really is the savior of the

whole thing he was a scene stealer he was marvin the martian comedic relief yeah showing up just

because of the flag see that's what i'm saying like that stuff looney tunes is so funny it really

is bugs bunny planning earth and then marvin the martian showing up the next i actually think like

what this movie would have been way better without lebron james oh absolutely i think no lebron i think lebron made a great movie actually besides all the scenes that he was in right right good job lebron yeah i yeah that's exactly that's probably the best way to to review the whole thing outside of lebron this movie was a 10 out of 10 yep and that's not us hating because you know what lebron was in the movie so we're judging it in its totality i'm gonna say it's a decent watch i yeah it's not a great piece of cinema but well i it's for kids yeah it's for kids we're not the intended audience and people be like well the original space jam was Jam was... No, the original Space Jam was up there with, you know, The Godfather, Citizen Kane, all those movies.
You know, the movie buffs movies. Yeah, I think that the original one also had a stronger supporting cast of human actors than this one did.
Maybe LeBron James doesn't get along that well with his teammates. I don't know.
But there was definitely a time when they were first starting to assemble the Toon Squad, and they were getting all the shitty cartoons that couldn't. They were all goofy.
And I was just thinking to myself, when this was being written, this was when LeBron James was dealing with his shittiest teammates on the Lakers. And this is absolutely how he felt.
Yes. And that guy right there.
That's Kyle Kuzma. Yeah, that could yeah that could be swaggy P yeah I don't know if they actually played together but I don't know uh anything else from the movie it was good to go to a movie theater it really was wasn't Chris Ball supposed to be involved with the secret stuff ball like remember he was drinking I think that was like LeBron calling him up was like hey, I'll publicly tweet about you twice during this series.
Tell everybody that I'm rooting for you. If you can drink Chris's secret stuff on the sidelines, remind people I'm in Space Jam 2.
You think he was supposed to do that if he had made it farther in the finals? Yes. He definitely would have been drinking the secret stuff.
But it actually would have been steroids. It would have been one of those you can't give him

a penalty for drinking steroids if he says

it's steroids. It would have been funny if

when LeBron James was in human form

or was in cartoon form

they put the jersey

on him and he had done the thing before the game

where he was stretching out his pants except

there was nothing underneath when he

was getting ready. Like Yogi Bear just completely flat.
right, anything else? Bill, you got a recap? Anything? Yep. Oh, also only the classic LeBron.
I love that you slept for half the movie. Classic.
That's actually you get King LeBron hater. Like, you've taken over for me.
Like, you did it. Classic LeBron just can't come up clutch in the end of the fifth grade game.
Yeah. Also, scary to have Avon Barksdale as your coach.
That came out of nowhere. The move when Avon Barksdale is like, you've got to choose basketball or video games.
That was like, oh, okay. So, yeah, I chose video games like every other kid.
If you had made the decision, though, at that point, that you were going to play basketball, you'd be just as good as LeBron. Probably, yeah, that's true.
I like how in the very emotional scene when LeBron just stops the game and just hugs his child on the court and explains to him, like, hey, I'm sorry for being a bad dad. I like how the entire message of that scene was the real-life LeBron James, if he's ever a bad dad, he's only a bad dad because when he was younger, he had to be so focused and so excellent as a child so that he could end up giving his children enough free range to make choices that he would be therefore able to be mad at.
Yes. So he's like, it's because I worked so hard that you're able to do all this cool stuff that sometimes I don't know how to handle you being able to do cool stuff.

So that's. therefore able to be mad at yes so he's like it's because i worked so hard that you're able to do

all this cool stuff that sometimes i don't know how to handle you being able to do cool stuff so that's on me i'm sorry he also wanted to get himself deleted from his son's video game forever true good point and he wrote his uh oldest son as an idiot like brawny jr was a was was a bimbo He was a mimbo in that movie

I thought he gave like he got good

Good shout out no he was like he got hit by the ball twice at the beginning remember that well that was just because he was that was meant to knock him down a peg when he was talking shit about the nerds yeah but he was like oh he probably never cracked a book that that was kind of what it was implied on that. It kind of made it seem like Bronny's, like he's the athletic and funny one.
Yeah. All right, Billy, recap.
So about F1, right? What is this push-push thing? Like what is push-push? Oh, they just say it in the ears to like in the driver's ear when he's, they're saying like you can pass a guy in front of you. So they say push-push right and then that a quote about kelse uh was actually from busting with the boys oh yeah so that's where that came from and that's actually pretty wild because like i've seen jake like look up everyone's name like the fact that they have and there's like youtube channels like to four yes nations the fact that this is like gone so far it's crazy would go to pft's point um and also vander speaking of vanderbilt football you know who is probably the most famous vanderbilt football player sarah thomas aaron rogers brother well jay cutler was pretty good there for a while true but recently you didn't know jay cutler went pretty recent i was like what when you didn't know that Jay Cutler went? 2006.
I was seven. Didn't that go to Georgia? Aaron Murray? No.
Yeah, Aaron Murray went to Georgia, but you're thinking of Aaron Rodgers' brother, Jordan Rodgers. But yes, it would definitely be Jay Cutler.
Perfect. And also, we did watch.
Perfect. I was seven.
Perfect. Yeah, but that's a fact.
But Jay was on the show like a month ago. I know, but I feel...
By far the most famous. I remember him bears.
I think he was asking about you, actually. Yeah, he was.
Anyway, we had Boomerang growing up. So we did watch all the Looney Tunes.
Oh, yeah, yeah. Boomerang was like...
I remember that app, yeah. Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah,, like, also on the planes and stuff, they'd only play... Looney Tunes.
Like, yeah. We need a new...
I'd be down for more Looney Tunes right now. How about this? How about one night on Grit Week, we'd get really stoned and watch Looney Tunes? Looney Tunes, yeah.
We make Looney Tunes memes like we did with SpongeBob that one time. Also, how do we not give Bugs Bunny MVP? Again, I think it was Wile E.
Coyote. That's who I vote for.
He changed the outcome of that game. I think that it was a legacy situation for Bugs.
He literally killed himself. He was like, I'm going to have to kill myself in order to protect LeBron James' ego.
I was so sad. And all he wanted was his friends to be around.
That's right. And then he wins the game and all his friends get to come back, but he doesn't.
There's actually some Christ-like tendencies with that story of Bugs Bunny that I think need to be explored. Yeah, you think it's just an allegory for the Bible? Well, it could be Christ, or like I said earlier, it could be like the Charles Darnay Tale of Two Cities ending.
Is that it? Yep. All right.
Grizzly Bears are as fast as racehorses. Whoa.
$6.99. They should let them compete.
$18.99. $8.99.
$18. Bang.
Damn, Jake. Jake just gave us some money.
Is that your first one? Second. Second.
Oh, no. No, wait.
Didn't this no. Billy computing whenever Jake equals him is so funny.
But didn't you have 18 before last time? And now Billy's doing an extra stop where he's like, this is not fair. This is not right.
He's guessed 18. You can't have two in a row.
I've won on 69 twice and you've won on 18 twice. Yeah.
That's pretty cool.

Yeah, that's what we're saying.

Good recovery.

Perfect.

Perfect. Way to go, Billy.

I'm actually excited.

Billy was pumped that whole time.

I'm so happy for you.

Love you guys.

Bye. To stay on stage anyway Today's another day to find you Shying away I'll be coming for your love, okay Shying away I'll be coming for your love, okay? Take on me Take me on I'll be gone And I'll try I'll try Needless to say I'm all Tennis But I'll be stolen Away Darling Life is okay Say Help me you Take care.
Take on me

Take me on

I'll be gone