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Speaker 1 On today's part of my take, we have NBA Finals game four in the books. Bryson DeChambeau

Speaker 1 being an eight-year-old. That's not my words.
That's his

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Speaker 1 always one of our favorite days of the year.

Speaker 1 Some great callers. Joanne, especially Joanne, who absolutely dunked on us.
Basically, called us out for being idiots. So we put that in the show.

Speaker 1 Very, very fun. And we have Fire Fest of the week.
And we're all back together now. Jake is here as well.
So.

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Speaker 1 Welcome to Part of My Take presented by the strongest, most advanced Silverado ever, Chevy Silverado. Today is Friday, July 16th, and we officially have a series, boys.

Speaker 1 We officially have a series in NBA Finals. The Bucks have evened it up.
Oh boy, was that an awesome game.

Speaker 2 I mean, it gave us maybe the best moment of any finals in the last probably three or four years. That block.

Speaker 1 Oh, I thought you were talking about Devin Booker's ninth foul.

Speaker 2 Well, it was Devin Booker's 10th foul. He just fouled again.
Have you heard that one yet? Devin Booker had seven fouls.

Speaker 1 Can I just first

Speaker 1 talk about the block? Quadruple-double. Can I just say shout out to the Suns fans who have

Speaker 1 seen them lurking around being like, it's unfair that Giannis didn't go fully out of bounds for that one inbound at the end of the game? It's like Devin Booker had eight fouls. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Also, Devin Booker, you could make the argument that maybe you would have been better off if they didn't make that basket right afterwards.

Speaker 2 Obviously, in the heat of the moment, you want Devin Booker on your team for the rest of the game.

Speaker 1 I think he was the only one who was doing it for the Suns. But yeah, that block, Giannis' block,

Speaker 3 pantheon of blocks, I'd say it's the greatest finals block in history.

Speaker 2 I'd say it's the greatest turnaround.

Speaker 3 No question. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Greatest Mike Breen-witnessed finals block of all time.

Speaker 1 It also was maybe the highest block of all time in NBA Finals history because of where it took place. It took place so far above the rim

Speaker 1 that it was

Speaker 1 just insane. And I know that I think what I was thinking about it more because it's one of those plays that I woke up still thinking about it.

Speaker 1 And the reason why I love it so much is when you get to a finals in a league, what you're hoping for as a fan is to see guys playing at their absolute apex and like best on best and best plays on best plays.

Speaker 1 And Devin Booker even like having the presence of mind to throw that lob, which was a great lob, and DeAndre Ayton, who's been playing great in all playoffs, and then Giannis coming over the top and blocking that ball.

Speaker 1 It was magnificent. I want to say it's magnificent.

Speaker 2 I think that between Ayton and Giannis, that might have been the most combined feat and height of a block of all time.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and

Speaker 1 my greater point is I know that there's parts of that game. That game was stupid and awesome at the same time because, like,

Speaker 1 you know, Jay Crowder's flopping everywhere. P.J.
Tucker's flopping everywhere. Drew Holiday's missing every shot.

Speaker 1 Chris Paul is just awesome.

Speaker 2 I'm going to to give the stinker of the night award to Chris Paul.

Speaker 2 Chris Paul, what did you make me watch award goes to Chris Paul?

Speaker 1 So there was parts of the game that were just chaos and bad and whatever, but it was exciting. And then my point is, when you get to these moments and you see the peak

Speaker 1 level of athleticism and talent shine through in what Giannis did, there's...

Speaker 1 I mean, I don't know anyone else who could make that play in that moment, and Giannis coming off of what? He fucking broke his knee like three weeks ago. It was just awesome.
Not even.

Speaker 2 It was like 14 days ago. His knee bent to the side.
We all saw it happen. Like, we didn't just make that up.
His knee literally hyperextended. Everyone thought he had torn ACL, torn PCL, torn ACL MCL.

Speaker 2 And he's able to pivot off that foot, leap off that one foot, and then sky probably like 12 and a half feet into the air with his hand and time the fly perfectly on a guy that is awesome at dunking the ball, the guy that did the valley oop.

Speaker 2 Yep. And

Speaker 2 I forget who I saw say it. Somebody said this online.

Speaker 2 Who tweeted this out, Jake. Someone said, I've never seen a guy defend the alley and the oop at the same time.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And that's literally what happened. Yes, he was doing it all.
And

Speaker 1 it was...

Speaker 1 Shout out to ESPN for not showing a replay right away. That was very, very good presence of mind.

Speaker 1 They decided to instead show a replay of Chris Paul's 10th turnover of the night.

Speaker 1 That was kind of the game. Like, the Suns were sloppy with the ball, and the Bucs weren't, and the Bucs were awesome on offensive rebounds.

Speaker 1 Shout out Pat Conaton, because I know I give him shit, and I do think that he's in a spot that you would like for Pat Conaton to not have to play that many minutes. But even...

Speaker 1 Like the minutes he, like, the fact that he's playing and he plays so goddamn hard, and he's actually made some huge shots.

Speaker 1 There's been moments where you look at it, you're like, that doesn't fit right now. But he keeps on, like, trying his absolute hardest, and he's making big plays, and he's making big rebounds.

Speaker 1 And I think I might just become a Pat Conaton guy. And he, with someone, there was a stat that he struck out Jameis Winston, and then also, what was that, all in the same year? I'm not sure.

Speaker 3 When I was in high school, he was like similar age, and he was on every magazine. Like, he was like the greatest prospect in Massachusetts high school history.

Speaker 1 He was awesome. I mean, he's baseball ambassador.

Speaker 1 Again, there are moments where you're like, uh-oh, Pat Conanton, like when he basically tried to pass the ball underneath the hoop with three guys guys on him. But

Speaker 1 he's been like integral to the Bucs' success in the last two games.

Speaker 2 You could definitely say that he is like the American version of Deli in this playoff series.

Speaker 1 Sure.

Speaker 2 Like every word that you use to describe Deli, that is Conaton.

Speaker 1 All Rhodes leap back to Deli. All Delta.

Speaker 2 All Rhodes Leap. But it's exactly true.

Speaker 1 Like, if you look back...

Speaker 2 I'm not getting bonked for Deli. Nothing wrong with being horny for a fellow Australian.

Speaker 1 Talk to me in my language. How is he like Deli?

Speaker 2 How he is like Deli.

Speaker 2 Give me an analogy where he's either Deli Greeny or Danny Woodhead. Well, he's got a

Speaker 1 Let's say he's got more offense than Deli.

Speaker 2 Well, Deli had a couple of those games when he was helping LeBron out in the finals, the year that they won, and the year that he put the clamps on Steph Curry when Kyrie Irving went out.

Speaker 2 You do have to have role players play better at home, and that's what's happening.

Speaker 1 And Chris Middleton, I mean, we should, I can't believe we've gotten this far and not talked about that.

Speaker 2 Like,

Speaker 1 I like that Chris Middleton now has everyone befuddled because we have

Speaker 1 this rule in media and how we digest all these games. Like, are you a superstar or not? 40 points, you should be a superstar.
But he's not. He's not.

Speaker 1 He's just a guy who's very good and then sometimes great. And I think that's a totally fine place to put him.
So he was incredible. And we should talk about Chris Paul, though.

Speaker 1 Chris Paul, are we going to do the injured thing?

Speaker 2 I think that it's not necessarily an injury. I don't know what vertigo is.
Is that considered an injury or is that considered a disease or an ailment?

Speaker 1 He's going to heights.

Speaker 2 I think he has vertigo because he just looked dizzy when he was trying to dribble the ball. Like, he didn't know where the ball was going to come up after it hit the ground, after he dribbled it.

Speaker 2 I don't know. I feel like maybe something with his hand or maybe mental.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 it's weird. I feel very bad for our friend Ryan Rossillo.
That's a tough mountain to be on right now with Chris Paul. You hope that...

Speaker 1 You hope that he's injured. Not that I hope that he's injured, but you hope that that's...

Speaker 2 It's not just who he is.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's not like a mental thing that he just can't play basketball in the biggest moments.

Speaker 2 Yeah, the Monsters got him. Actually, it looked like he honestly looked like he was dizzy out there.

Speaker 2 For Ryan's sake, you have to hope that, I mean, he's got to be injured because if he wasn't injured, you were really wrong about Chris Paul being a good player.

Speaker 1 And that's your job, bro.

Speaker 2 That's your job to watch the tape.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he does watch the tape.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he has not been good. Drew Holiday has been great on defense.
He can't hit a shot to save his life, but he's great on defense. So it's.

Speaker 1 Chris Paul looks drunk, may be injured, but you also have to give credit to Drew Holiday for playing great defense.

Speaker 1 And the weirdest one was when Chris Paul, he was deferring to Campaign in like big moments.

Speaker 1 And the one guy you don't want to defer to is Campaign because Campaign will take that deferment and then just shoot every single shot. Uh-huh.

Speaker 2 You have to put a very short leash on Campaign.

Speaker 1 I tweeted it last night, but there is something about Campaign, and I actually think that you get value out of a guy who's,

Speaker 1 I think he's starting, but coming off the bench or like playing those type of minutes, who has the i'm the best guy out here feeling because you you want someone who

Speaker 1 will even though he's not you want someone who will you know give you those minutes like oh he can maybe take over get hot but there the best thing that happens in every game is when campaign is like i got this and then he doesn't even come close to having it and gets like but he got blocked by i can't remember who blocked him i think it might have been pat conaton but he basically dribbled directly into four people and was like, I got this, and wasn't even close to that.

Speaker 1 Hero ball, yeah.

Speaker 2 I like campaign because he's not afraid, but you have to, if you're a coach, you have your job is to make campaign afraid occasionally. Yeah, like put a healthy fear of the basket into him.

Speaker 2 Be like, hey, listen, if you got one-on-one and there's absolutely nobody else who's open for a pass and there's five seconds left on the shot clip, you have the green light.

Speaker 2 That's the campaign green light. Anything above that, it's like, let's try to play some team basketball.

Speaker 2 Shout out to Buds, the man in black, yeah. Looking like a legend on the sidelines, looking like Johnny Cash.

Speaker 2 I think Buds is a guy that looks better when he's not wearing a suit. Most other coaches, it's like, it'd be nice to see that guy wearing a tie occasionally.

Speaker 2 Buds, he just, he lives for that man in black look.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and he's...

Speaker 1 I likened him to like a frustrated, overworked restaurant manager because he has that face where he's like, oh, another fucking six top.

Speaker 1 It's like 10.30 and we close at 11.

Speaker 2 I could see that. I could also see the head bartender at an upscale chain restaurant.

Speaker 2 You know, the guy that's back there pouring the specialty cocktails, and he'll get mad at you if you don't like the cocktail he serves. He's like, Actually, those are impeccable ingredients.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so it was a great game. It was a stupid game.
It was a great game. What do you got, Jake?

Speaker 7 Yeah, I got a few things following up from earlier.

Speaker 7 First off, there was a guy named Sopi who said defending the alley and the oop. Yep.

Speaker 7 Second off, Pat Conaton struck out Jameis and dunked on Jabari Parker.

Speaker 1 There it is.

Speaker 1 Which

Speaker 1 both of those have an age great.

Speaker 1 Jabari and Jameis. Yeah, yeah, in college, though.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Striking out Jameis? Yeah.

Speaker 1 He can't see. Yeah, it's true.

Speaker 2 That was pre-LASIC.

Speaker 1 He might have hit a home run off Jameis. Jameis was a pitcher, but I think he also hit.

Speaker 7 And then lastly, Vertigo is technically a sensation

Speaker 1 whirling and loss.

Speaker 2 That's what he's got. Got it.
Chris Paul with a sensation.

Speaker 1 Hitchcock. So

Speaker 1 if Chris Paul is hurt or has Vertigo or is just mentally not able to step up to this moment,

Speaker 1 I think the Suns are in big, big trouble. Because you had, Devin Booker is doing everything now, and he's, I mean, he was phenomenal.
Like, that third quarter was incredible.

Speaker 1 Obviously, the foul trouble hurt him,

Speaker 1 and especially the eight fouls he had. But man, you need Chris Paul to do more than two points or whatever he scored.

Speaker 2 I think they'll be okay once they get it back to the valley because the fans down in Phoenix have not left the stadium.

Speaker 2 I think that's the same group of fans from the last game that they keep flashing to and showing, hey, these guys are in the arena right now.

Speaker 2 They've been doing Bonnaroo for the last like four or five days. They'll be ready to go.

Speaker 2 I mean, in this series, you definitely see each team is a completely different team at home.

Speaker 1 Yeah, absolutely. And there's been, I mean, the games besides game...

Speaker 1 three

Speaker 1 and game one, like game two and four, I have been fairly close. I just don't, you need Chris Paul.
Like, that's not a hot take. That's not a crazy thing to say.

Speaker 1 You need Chris Paul to be playing as best as possible. Does he have COVID series?

Speaker 2 Does he have double COVID?

Speaker 1 He's got

Speaker 1 long effects of COVID. I'm sure there's someone who's throwing that out there.
Yep.

Speaker 2 Dan Wilkins firing up that column, right?

Speaker 1 He's like, well, this is why we should have canceled the series as soon as he came down with COVID.

Speaker 2 This is why we should cancel balls.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 Anything else from the game, again,

Speaker 1 it was just cool to watch a game that was - it felt like the stakes were so monumental. Fans rocking.
It was just awesome. I loved it.
I loved every second of that game. Let me see.

Speaker 1 How many points did Chris Paul score? He scored. Oh, he ended up with 10 points.
I think he had that. He did score a layup with

Speaker 1 like three seconds left that was just very much, hey,

Speaker 1 this is good that I'm going to get this on the stats.

Speaker 3 Oh, you went coast to coast to beat the clock.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I like it. One other note.
I think it was a tie game at halftime. I hate that because they're doing the Taco Bell.
You come back, you win a free Doritos Locos Taco. They'll bring the Taco back.

Speaker 2 And if it's a tie game, then no team can come back, and you lose the prospect of a free taco at halftime. You lost a lot of viewers on that one, Taco Bell.

Speaker 1 It should be whoever scores the first point, then the other team is the comeback team in the second half.

Speaker 2 Yes, I like that too.

Speaker 1 It's not hard.

Speaker 2 Or just, how about this? Just give everybody a taco, Taco Bell.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Or just, yeah, steal the ball, get a taco.
It's a little bit easier than baseball, like to steal a base, get a taco. But

Speaker 1 Chris Ball, you just have to stand around Chris Ball and you can get a steal at this point. He had five turnovers and five made field goals.
That's not good.

Speaker 2 I mean,

Speaker 2 if Kava is smart, they'll be like, if Giannis gets a double-double, you get a free Euro.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that would be good, too. I'd take that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm just excited. I don't know.

Speaker 1 People are probably going to say it's lame, but I just love big moments, and I love the fact that we have a Saturday night.

Speaker 1 Whenever you get a series officially becoming a series, and it's 2-2, and Game 5 feels like all the stakes, it's a Saturday night,

Speaker 1 you can basically have it be the tent pull of your weekend. Like, I can't wait for the Saturday night game five NBA final.

Speaker 2 I mean, I don't know if anyone's gonna call you a slam for being like, that block was awesome.

Speaker 1 No, that block, honestly, I know what you're getting at.

Speaker 2 When you see a guy do something at the peak of his athletic performance in the biggest moment possible, it's life-affirming.

Speaker 2 That's why I like watching sports, is to see people do exactly that. Yeah, so thank you, Giannis, for making me feel like for a night I have not wasted my life.

Speaker 1 It's the moments when everyone is playing at their absolute best, and that wasn't the case for the whole teams, but when Devin Devin Booker and DeAndre Ayton are running a pick and roll and the Alley Oop and Giannis is able to block it I mean it's just it's fucking bad he explained what went through his mind and that's to me might even be crazier like listening to him talk about all the things that he thought in that quarter of a second he was like well I

Speaker 2 came off Ayton because I wanted to step into the lane and help and then I could feel Ayton behind me cutting to the rim. No, he was like three feet away.

Speaker 2 He felt him with like a sixth sense, extra sensory perception, felt Aiton going to the rim, and then when the ball went in the air, he realized he couldn't get to Aiton fast enough, so he jumped towards the rim instead.

Speaker 2 All that went through his brain while taking a step off of his injured knee, leaping higher than any human on earth can get, and then having the presence of mind to like get to the ball and block the shot.

Speaker 2 To me, that's more impressive than quantum physics.

Speaker 1 And fingertips.

Speaker 2 And blocked it with his fingertips. That to me is the peak.
of human performance. I don't care about the theory of relativity.
I don't care about astrophysics.

Speaker 2 I think if you took Giannis in a room for long enough, you could teach him all the stuff Neil deGrasse Tyson knows.

Speaker 2 You could not teach Neil deGrasse Tyson how to swat a play in the fourth quarter of the NBA Finals.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, absolutely not.

Speaker 1 And I also am just happy that when a shitty call happens, you hope it doesn't decide the game. So in a weird way, I was very happy that the Bucs won after the Devin Booker.

Speaker 1 I don't know what Devin Booker was thinking. Like, that was insane that he was thinking that.
And that foul doesn't end up impacting the end of the game.

Speaker 1 So, like, that, whenever something like that happens at the highest stakes, you just hope that it doesn't change everything.

Speaker 2 Devin Booker's just trying to make a play there, big cat. That's what you say when you make the dumbest mistake of all time.
I'm just out there trying to make a play.

Speaker 1 It was madness because it was Devin Booker. What are you doing? Devin Booker, what are you doing? Refs, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 Oh, Giannis just put back a layup where he was basically behind the backboard when he released it.

Speaker 2 Yeah, what Giannis did here is like going out to get the worst meal ever, but having the best sauce that's on it.

Speaker 2 So we were served a shit sandwich, and then the best queso ever came in and saved the day.

Speaker 1 And Chris Middleton, legacy,

Speaker 1 he's racking up the legacy quarters and games. I mean, yeah, well, he might actually be the best.

Speaker 1 By the end of this, if the Bucs end up winning this, Chris Middleton might be the best player in the NBA just purely on how many legacy games has he had.

Speaker 2 I think he's had a couple legacy halves.

Speaker 1 And quarters.

Speaker 2 And well, definitely quarters because you've got to have two of those to make a legacy half. I would like to see him put together a legacy series.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, last last night was a legacy game. So, yeah, if you're not going to be able to do that.

Speaker 2 I don't think you can have a legacy game if your legacy game is overshadowed by a legacy play.

Speaker 1 No, but Chris Middleton was the reason why they won that game.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but that legacy block.

Speaker 1 He was so incredible.

Speaker 2 So I think that you have to. And in order to have a legacy game, you have to have the biggest highlight from that game.

Speaker 1 Agreed. I don't know.
Who's winning the series?

Speaker 1 Sons. I think the Bucks.
I do.

Speaker 2 Me too. And I think it's Suns.

Speaker 1 And it's based solely on the fact that I don't. I do.

Speaker 1 We always mock whenever Steph Curry has a bad game and we're like, well, he must be injured in his ankle. We mock that storyline that always pops up.

Speaker 1 I do actually think Chris Paul has some type of injury because there is no explanation for how he's playing. And if he has that type of injury, the Suns are kind of fucked.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, they are. They're like, you need.
You need

Speaker 1 hot take. You need

Speaker 1 your second best player to be the second best player if you're going to win the title.

Speaker 2 Either that or you need Campaign to have a double-double. You need Jay Crowder to shoot like 70% from Payne.
I don't think we could do that.

Speaker 1 Don't you think?

Speaker 2 Campaign, I'm not. You need 8.5, 30%.

Speaker 2 I'm just trying to find enough points out here in the box score to make it work. It's possible, but it's not likely.
So, like, Chris Paul, I think he'll be okay at home.

Speaker 2 Just get him back in the sweat lodge. He'll be good.
Give him some of that good peyote that they got in the desert.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 1 All right. Let's get to we got some other things we got to talk about before we do that.

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Speaker 1 Okay,

Speaker 1 the

Speaker 1 open championship has started. I forgot how fucking early this shit goes on.
I woke up at 7 o'clock this morning and Brooks was at like hole 14.

Speaker 2 It's absurd.

Speaker 1 Bryson DeChambeau, though, oh boy, he did it again. So he's having trouble with his driver.
And afterwards,

Speaker 1 he said

Speaker 1 they were asking him about, like, can he contend in this tournament? And this is his quote. He said, if I can hit it down the middle of the fairway, that's great.

Speaker 1 But with the driver right now, the driver sucks. It's not a good face for me, and we're still trying to figure out how to make it good on the miss hits.

Speaker 1 I'm living on the razor's edge, like I've told people for a long time. Guess what?

Speaker 1 Didn't go over so hot with the Cobra guys who are basically working night and day to get the perfect club head for Bryson DeChambeau, who might not be the easiest to work with.

Speaker 1 So this is coming from...

Speaker 1 The guy who actually caddied for him last, two weeks ago, when Bryson's caddy quit. Uh-huh.

Speaker 2 Oh, I forgot that his caddy quit. His caddy quit.

Speaker 1 His caddy quit. So the guy

Speaker 1 who works for Cobra caddied for him in Detroit

Speaker 1 and he said,

Speaker 1 it's like an eight-year-old that gets mad at you. They might fly off the handle and say, I hate you, but then you go, whoa, no, you don't.
We know as adults that they really don't mean that.

Speaker 1 And I know that if I got him cornered right now and said, what the hell did you say that for? He would say that he was mad. He didn't really mean to say that

Speaker 1 harshly. He knows how much everyone bends over backwards for him, but it's still not cool.

Speaker 2 He also said he has never really been happy, ever.

Speaker 1 Ever.

Speaker 2 Like, it's very rare when he's happy. Now he's in a place where he's swinging a five-degree driver with 200 miles per hour of ball speed.
Everyone's looking for a magic bullet.

Speaker 2 Well, the magic bullet becomes harder and harder to find the faster you swing and the lower that your golf gets. He also said everyone's bending over backwards for him.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so

Speaker 2 multiple guys in RD. Basically, Bryson DeChambeau

Speaker 2 has a server room at Cobra Drivers of guys that are just like

Speaker 2 manning a wind tunnel for drivers that are specifically made for Bryson DeChambeau. And because he is inventing a new type of driver, they haven't perfected it yet.

Speaker 1 Well, and that, and on top of that, I was reading more about it, and they basically said that they order, they're basically creating like 10 driver heads at a time. They order it, it's ready to go.

Speaker 1 Then, immediately right after that, they do another 10. And because he swings so fast, there are a handful of people in the world who swing as fast as Bryson.

Speaker 1 And so they don't have the data to back it up. Like they're basically all they're data testing.
Like a driver that you would buy at a golf shop has been data tested millions of times.

Speaker 1 Bryson's driver has really only been data tested by himself. So I really think you just got to fucking chill out, Bryce, and maybe swing a little bit slower.

Speaker 2 Yeah, or maybe they build like one of those Boston dynamic robots that's capable of swinging as fast as you give it steroids and turn into a real piece of shit.

Speaker 2 And then you have that robot be your full-time Bryson and just put put him in the wind tunnel swinging thousands of times a day, get all the data that you need. And then maybe Bryson will be happy.

Speaker 2 Well, probably not, but he'll be less mad at you if you really bend over backwards for him that far. So basically what Brian Bryson is complaining about is that his miss hits suck.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 welcome to golf, Bryson. That's all of us.
Yeah, it's...

Speaker 1 Listen, I can't imagine having to work for Bryson and having him like

Speaker 1 be mad because he sucks. How many? And then be like, yeah, it's their fault.
The driver sucks.

Speaker 2 How many hours a day do you think Bryson spends on hold or on the phone with various customer service representatives?

Speaker 1 He's just pissed off all the time.

Speaker 2 Yeah, probably like eight to nine hours. But he's a dog.

Speaker 1 Maybe we can have an emotional support dog on the course for Bryson. That actually, I would, I think the PGA should allow that.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but I would like it to be a dog with like an attitude problem that might bite him occasionally. Yeah.
Or pee on him.

Speaker 2 Because I think Bryson needs a friend, but a friend that will actually hurt him occasionally.

Speaker 1 What about Joe Biden's dog? Yeah, Major Biden.

Speaker 1 He can't live in the White House.

Speaker 2 Dude, put Major Biden out there. It'll probably save the White House cat's life at some point.

Speaker 2 So, yeah, Major Biden.

Speaker 2 I'm sure that Major Biden is going to kill the White Sox or the White House cat. Oh, boy.
It's probably going to. Like, Major Biden can't stop biting reporters.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 He's going to see a cat running around and be like, that's breakfast.

Speaker 1 Yikes. Yeah, so maybe he needs Major Biden as an emotional support dog.

Speaker 2 Either way. Like one of Lena Dunham's dogs that she tried to return.
Oh, yeah, that's right. I forgot.
I'm sure they're not in great headspaces right now.

Speaker 1 That was a good story.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 I'm going to try to wake up early. I don't know if I can do it.

Speaker 2 I'm going to try. I'm probably going to fail.

Speaker 2 But golf is, I mean, if you think it's a great nap sport in the afternoon, it's even better for turning on than kind of dozing in and out of consciousness before you even have to get up.

Speaker 2 It actually, it's great for delaying how late you can stay in bed. Yeah.
If you're like, sorry,

Speaker 2 I'm watching golf right now.

Speaker 1 I guess it will change to the weekend. It starts a little bit later.

Speaker 1 I just love the Open Championship at England because they essentially are like, how can we make this the most miserable golfing experience possible?

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's what golf is about over there, which I kind of like.

Speaker 2 I like that better than the American style of golf, which is let's make these perfectly manicured courses and like cater everything to the players.

Speaker 2 This, it's just like, we're going to fuck this plot of land up, and you're going to hate it.

Speaker 1 You're going to hit.

Speaker 2 You're going to pay us to have a shitty four hours.

Speaker 1 You're going to hit on a thin level layer of grass that's sitting on a beach

Speaker 1 into 30 mile an hour winds while it's constantly raining. And if you miss the fairway, it's going to be 10 feet deep.

Speaker 2 Yeah,

Speaker 2 we've got seven holes that still have artillery shells in them from World War II.

Speaker 2 And then a couple others that have just been bombed out by hand grenades, and we haven't bothered to refill those bunkers yet. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 If you go into a bunker, the bunker is 10 feet tall. Yeah.
So it's a gateway to

Speaker 2 Which I love watching it. There's nothing that I love more.
Actually, you know what?

Speaker 2 This is kind of interesting because talking about the Giannis Block, we love watching athletes at the peak of their powers absolutely dominating.

Speaker 2 I also love the open golf when the best golfer in the world hits five shots to get out of a bunker. Yes.
When they get ultimately frustrated by the most frustrating game.

Speaker 1 Yes. What's that French guy?

Speaker 2 Oh, Vandervelt. Vandervelt.
Yeah. Taking his shoes off.
All-time.

Speaker 1 All-timer. All right.

Speaker 1 So before we get to Kentucky Sports Radio, which which is a must-listen every single year, we've got some great callers, especially Joanne, who handed us our asses, like just fucking dunked on us.

Speaker 2 There's nothing that she said that was wrong.

Speaker 1 You want to do a PR-101 for Mike Silver?

Speaker 2 Well, yeah, I know. I think it's great.
The Washington football team, they are on a never-ending quest to get some good headlines whenever they can.

Speaker 2 And they pulled a masterful stroke, which is just hiring Mike Silver, the guy who will say, you don't even have to pay Mike Silver to say nice things about you.

Speaker 2 You just have to go out to steak dinners with him once every like four months, like Hugh Jackson.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Mike Silver, he's a reporter.
NFL Network, formerly, he's the Hugh Jackson guy. I remember when we were at the Super Bowl a few years ago, he and I got into a spirited debate at the bar.

Speaker 1 Shout out to Northside Tavern.

Speaker 2 Northside Tavern? Northside Tavern. Best guy bar in America.

Speaker 1 That he was claiming that he was not biased about Hugh Jackson. I was saying that he was.
But he's a good guy. He's a nice guy.
We like him.

Speaker 1 But yeah, I would imagine that the Washington football team will have Hugh Jackson as a a coach soon. And also, everybody

Speaker 1 will be from Cal. Is that Jay? The GM they hired him as? No, he's their blog boy.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he's blogger. He's blogging for them and doing a podcast for the team.
So

Speaker 2 do we still call him a journalist?

Speaker 1 I don't know. He's Baghdad Bob.

Speaker 2 You remember that guy when we were invading Iraq and he was like, everything's fine.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we might have to get him on to ask him.

Speaker 7 Content contributors is his official title.

Speaker 1 Content contributors. I do like Mike.
We give him a hard time, but

Speaker 1 we will have to get him on to ask him what the deal is. Is he technically no longer a journalist? Is he, dare I say it?

Speaker 2 Should I say the S-word? Is he what?

Speaker 2 Shill? No, no, he's not.

Speaker 1 He's a flack.

Speaker 2 Major difference. Here's the, I just want to read.
Is he a lackey? Yeah, he's a lackey. I want to read the first paragraph of his introductory blog on the Washington Football Team website.

Speaker 2 And really, this is just perfect.

Speaker 2 The first time I experienced the power of Ron Rivera, I was a UC Berkeley freshman lying flat on my back in a musty dorm lounge trying to contemplate the nonsensical cruelty of our universe.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's awesome.

Speaker 2 That is fucking awesome. I'm so glad to have this guy blogging that team.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's going to be incredible. By the way, I got breaking moves.

Speaker 1 Mike Gundy's shaved his mullet. Oh, yeah.
It's so sad.

Speaker 2 Big 12 Media Day was something else.

Speaker 1 It's so sad. That's...
How can you do that?

Speaker 2 I think it regenerates super fast, though, like a lizard's tail.

Speaker 1 He looks lost. He looks like he's got pain in his eyes from it.

Speaker 2 Do you think that's a name-image-likeness type thing?

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 2 Because you can definitely say.

Speaker 3 Dana better not. I'll say that.

Speaker 1 What? Dana.

Speaker 2 Oh, no, he won't.

Speaker 2 He won't. He's all about that.

Speaker 1 Are you talking about the beer guy? Oh, God. The scumbag guy.
He's not back. I think.

Speaker 1 He's going to be back, though.

Speaker 2 If you're Mike Gundy, I believe.

Speaker 2 I think it's a smart move in the NIL, what do we call it, in this new name-image-likeness era of college sports, to shave.

Speaker 2 You can't stand out more than your players. You can market to your players like, hey, you'll get so much money if you come to school here.
People who are boosters will pay you a ton.

Speaker 2 If you have more swag than your players, then they might be like, listen, I'm not even the biggest fish on campus.

Speaker 3 I can't deal with that.

Speaker 1 Yes. And also, Horns Down is now being cracked down on even more, which is the softest move of all time.
The softest move of all time.

Speaker 2 Well, they're saying that you can't do it to a Texas player. You can do it to the crowd.

Speaker 1 That is,

Speaker 1 and you know it came from Texas being like, please stop doing horns down.

Speaker 1 Texas shouldn't be able to do horns up if you can't do horns down. I agree.
It works both ways. Fair play.
That's fucking bullshit.

Speaker 2 How could you, Texas?

Speaker 1 You know what? The fans of Texas, I know they don't like this. I know it's just probably some boosters who are all up in their fields.

Speaker 1 The fans of Texas need to band together and start like a change.org saying it's okay to do horns down.

Speaker 2 I think that the guys who are like like sports radio callers that are Texas fans hate it. They get pissed off.
They're like, stay classy. It's the stay classy fans.

Speaker 2 Those are the ones that absolutely hate being horns downed. But I'd say 95%, the silent majority of Texas fans understand, like, okay, maybe we should just win football games.
Right.

Speaker 2 And then they can't do horns down to us. Because you're going to look like a damn fool if we're beating you 50 to 3 and you just point your pinky and your index finger down to the ground.

Speaker 1 I need horns down. Fuck it.
I need horns down. All right, let's get to Kentucky Sports Radio.

Speaker 1 Some great clips, some callers, some Billy facts about the state of Kentucky, which were fantastic. Great job, Billy.
We tasked you with an oral history of the state of Kentucky, and you nailed it.

Speaker 1 Give it up for Chicago.

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Speaker 2 and now Kentucky Sports Radio

Speaker 1 We are part of my take. We appreciate everyone listening this you know every year we do this.
I know there's some people who don't like us. That's fine.
But I think a lot of people do like us.

Speaker 2 I'm actually not okay with the people that don't like us. If you don't like us, I want you to to call into that.

Speaker 1 No, they reply on the tweet. They say pass.
Yeah, they say. Or not going to listen.
I actually have a log that I keep updated, so I appreciate everyone kind of...

Speaker 1 It's almost an attendance thing where let me just see. You have to opt out.
Yeah, let's see. Oh, Ed Rutherford.
Ed Rutherford 4. Too bad you're not listening because we just shouted you out.

Speaker 1 He responded pass.

Speaker 2 That's too bad. So if you follow Kentucky Sports Radio on Twitter, on Instagram, that sort of thing, and you don't reply that you're not listening, you're being included in the Nielsen rating.

Speaker 1 We're going to assume.

Speaker 2 If you're not listening right now,

Speaker 2 tell us that you're not listening.

Speaker 1 Oh, Billy Jenkins, the dip spitting king. Wow, how did he get that Twitter handle?

Speaker 1 That's incredible.

Speaker 2 You know what's crazy is I guarantee you anyone who calls himself the dip spitting king would absolutely love him.

Speaker 1 He said, oh, geez. OGs.

Speaker 1 Hopefully he's listening. I think the dip spitting king is listening.

Speaker 2 If we get the dip spitting king to call in, I will put an entire tin of skull in my mouth and challenge him to the title of the dip spitting king.

Speaker 1 Matt Jones is on vacation in Turks and Caicos.

Speaker 2 Is that where he's at?

Speaker 1 Well, actually, I got a little

Speaker 1 birdie told me that Matt Jones, whenever he goes on vacation, is very secretive of his location. So we're going to just drop different places he may be coming back from each break.

Speaker 2 Gotcha. Matt Jones is spending the week in Boston.
He's taking it easy.

Speaker 1 He's in Louisville. Matt Jones is on vacation in Malibu for the next two weeks.

Speaker 2 I actually heard that he's in Nashville right now co-hosting the Clay Travis Rush Limbaugh Show.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 okay.

Speaker 1 So,

Speaker 1 you know, dealer's choice on that one. We'll see.

Speaker 2 We'll see how those rumors shake out.

Speaker 1 Matt Jones is in Delray Beach, Florida for the next two weeks. Matt Jones is on vacation in Queens.

Speaker 1 I think he actually said he's doing the five boroughs for his entire, he's figuring out which one he wants to live in most.

Speaker 2 Well, what's interesting because that Matt Jones actually lives in New York City. It's a dirty secret of Kentucky.
He does a show from New York City every single day, claiming that he's in Kentucky.

Speaker 2 City slip. When are we coming back on the air, by the way?

Speaker 1 Oh, we're back on the air.

Speaker 2 Oh, welcome back to the part of my takeover, Kentucky Sports Radio. Matt Jones is out of town.
He's vacationing, actually, in Kentucky. He's staying there.
He loves the dang place so much.

Speaker 2 We're very happy to be taking over.

Speaker 2 Fun lines are full right now.

Speaker 1 They are.

Speaker 1 Yeah, let's do it, Shannon. Let's go to the next one.

Speaker 9 All right, we got Buck Stivers on. He's going to co-host tomorrow on KSR with Richie Farmer.

Speaker 1 So, Buck, oh, Buck, what's going on?

Speaker 10 Well, it's just started pouring pouring the rain here in Clay County. I was hoping maybe a dollar store truck could get the wrong GPS and go up the holler and have some action today.

Speaker 1 Now, I think. Buck,

Speaker 1 can you now break that sentence down for us?

Speaker 1 What did that mean?

Speaker 10 Well, the GPS usually turns the dollar store trucks up the holler here in front of the house, and they can't get out the other end, so it, you know, ends up an adventurous day.

Speaker 2 so you're looking forward to having a driver of a dollar store truck get stuck in the mud outside your house so you can watch him try to get out of the mud

Speaker 10 oh no there's no mud it's blacktop it's just there's a hill on the other end and they can't make the turn up the hill so they have to get one of those big trucks to come and lift them up and it blocks the traffic for a few hours it's usually a you know

Speaker 10 big thing here in Clay County.

Speaker 1 Wait, so it's Clay County and there's no mud?

Speaker 10 Well, there's mud in places, but now we do have a, you know, a lot of black-top roads.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's, I mean, yeah, yeah. The new pavement is nothing better than rollerblading on it.
Buck, I got a question for you. Yeah, we're

Speaker 1 have you always been a buck, or were you

Speaker 1 given name something else and then you became a buck? Because I think Buck is one of the coolest names to have. Can you tell me about that transformation when you knew you were a buck?

Speaker 10 Well, actually,

Speaker 10 my friends kind of gave me that name. You know,

Speaker 10 my birth name was William, so, but the buck came later in high school.

Speaker 1 What did you do to earn the name Buck? Because it's got to be something cool.

Speaker 10 I used to do imitation of Eddie Murphy when he did Buckweed on Saturday Night Live.

Speaker 2 I'm thinking that we might not want to have you do the imitation.

Speaker 1 No, we don't need Eddie Murphy.

Speaker 1 That was in the 80s. That was in the 80s.

Speaker 2 Is there somebody else in your friend group that's also named Buck?

Speaker 10 There's There's several Bucks in Clay County.

Speaker 2 Yeah. How do you know, like, who is the alpha Buck?

Speaker 10 Well, I mean, they just all assume it's me.

Speaker 1 Right. Well, you're the one co-hosting tomorrow, right?

Speaker 10 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Right. Yeah.

Speaker 1 What hunting season is right now in Kentucky, Buck?

Speaker 10 I don't think there's much of anything right now.

Speaker 10 You know,

Speaker 10 it won't be long ago that it'll be back turkey season and deer season will be here before you know it.

Speaker 2 Yep, let's be honest, though.

Speaker 2 If you go out and you see a real nice fat turkey tomorrow, and you see it outside your house, and you don't have any meat in your fridge, are you shooting that thing, Buck?

Speaker 10 Well, I mean, I've got meat in the fridge, but yeah, I mean, you know, I don't think I would violate, you know, the butterball makes a good bird.

Speaker 1 Butterball does make a good bird. Buck, I, I.

Speaker 1 I do.

Speaker 2 That's a fact. I might listen in tomorrow to hear you host.
Are you going to, do you have a name for it? Like we call it Pardon My Takeover? Are you going to call it Keeping It a Buck?

Speaker 10 Oh, I don't know what we'll do. This is actually the second time I've ever even talked on the radio, you know.
What?

Speaker 10 I think, you know, yeah, I don't think Matt there, I think he may have been real deep in whatever it is, you know.

Speaker 1 South of France.

Speaker 10 So do you think it's... And he don't have a home in Clay County, so.

Speaker 1 No, he doesn't. Well, no, no, he's got a condo.
You're right. He's got a condo county.

Speaker 2 He owns most of the apartments there, and then he leases them out and jacks the rent up on you.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 2 And then he uses that money to fund his trips to the Mediterranean.

Speaker 1 Absolutely. Without incriminating yourself,

Speaker 1 we had a challenge today, free Papadillas. If anyone wants to call in and admit to a crime, anything you want to tell us? Yes.

Speaker 10 Oh, well, I just, you know, I don't think I've got any crimes that's worth that. You know, I think, you know, I'm not sure the statute of limitations have run out on them.

Speaker 1 Well, let's talk about a hypothetical, like a guy named Chuck that you know.

Speaker 10 Yeah.

Speaker 10 Wow, the worst he's probably ever done, you know, is maybe smoke a little weed.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's nice. Chuck sounds like a cool guy.
I'd hang out with Chuck.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 When you're smoking, well, excuse me, when Chuck is smoking that weed, you ever get behind the wheel of a car?

Speaker 10 Oh, absolutely not.

Speaker 1 There we go. So Chuck's still.
I've got better.

Speaker 10 You know, Chuck's got better weed than that.

Speaker 1 Chuck's weed's got him on the moon. He's not getting behind the car.
He's getting in the spaceship.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I told you I was sitting here waiting on a dollar store truck to go up the holler.

Speaker 2 So answer me this, Buck. When a dollar store truck goes up the holler, it gets stuck on the road, can't get over that hill there, do you sit out on the porch or do you go out and you offer him a hand?

Speaker 10 Oh, I try to, actually, if I see him, I stop him and we try to get him turned around here.

Speaker 1 Right. Before he goes up the holler.

Speaker 10 That don't always happen. Right.

Speaker 2 Can you go down a holler or you just go up a holler?

Speaker 10 You can go either way here.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I like it.

Speaker 1 What's the defining feature of a holler?

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 10 I don't know what you would call the defining feature. It's the bottom of everything.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 2 The bottom of everything is a holler. What's the difference between a holler and a gully?

Speaker 10 A holler and a gully. That's a tough one.

Speaker 10 You know, I think you get more hung up in a gully than you would a holler.

Speaker 1 You get hung up. Yeah,

Speaker 1 what about a holler in a ditch?

Speaker 10 Oh, yeah. Ditch now,

Speaker 10 if you get in the ditch here, you're going to be there for a few minutes.

Speaker 1 Is there ditches in the holler?

Speaker 10 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 10 Yeah, they have to.

Speaker 1 That's the lowest point.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that has to be the lowest point, though, right? You said a holler is the lowest point, the bottom of everything. Wouldn't a ditch in a holler be the bottom of everything?

Speaker 2 Well, I guess if you're going to be technical, you know, I mean, if if you're going to be scientific about it maybe we are i think yeah i guess that yeah i think that the holler if there's a ditch and a holler that's still the holler though the ditch is included because the holler is the bigger the holler is a giant ditch got it and so every ditch included in the holler is also part of the holler contains multiple ditches multitudes yeah yeah

Speaker 10 yeah

Speaker 10 all right well i told you we've also got what we've also got a big shootout going on this weekend in clay county shootout

Speaker 10 a big shootout yeah the black gold shootout what's what's going on there

Speaker 10 they have about 250 of the United States these people come from all over

Speaker 10 and they dress up like cowboys and they carry a pistol on each hip and they've got a baby carriage modified to carry rifles and shotguns and ammo and they shoot up hell all weekend they shoot up hell what do they do they they don't shoot each other i hope

Speaker 10 they have they have contests, you know, like they have a town set up, you know, like where they can go and they have targets and shoot the bad guy, and I guess, you know,

Speaker 10 things of that nature.

Speaker 2 It's like training in Warzone, where they put you through one of those obstacle courses and they just have they have you shoot the like bandit that pops up and then it makes a little ping when you hit it.

Speaker 10 Absolutely, yeah.

Speaker 1 I like the way it's all go ahead, sorry, Buck.

Speaker 10 Well, well, it's all you know, uh,

Speaker 10 set up in

Speaker 10 period time, you know, like you have to be in your cowboy gear, you know, like you have to be with a six-shooter. I mean, you know, there ain't no Glocks up there.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I like the way you say rifle.

Speaker 1 It sounds like... I thought there was maybe a raffle going on.

Speaker 10 Oh, they'll probably have a raffle for a raffle up there.

Speaker 1 That's got to be confusing.

Speaker 10 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Perfect.

Speaker 10 Yeah, they'll probably raffle off a raffle if I'm not, you know.

Speaker 2 What kind of food do they serve in this? Is this like a smoked turkey leg situation?

Speaker 1 Or do they have

Speaker 10 a trigger or what?

Speaker 10 They have a little bit of everything, I'm guessing. But, you know, I mean, mostly they, you know, take it from the jar.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Wait, what does that mean? Yeah.

Speaker 10 Well, I mean, you know, around here, you know, everybody, you know, like.

Speaker 10 You know, you got to have that sensational,

Speaker 2 you know, thirst quencher that comes in a mason jar they they uh they drink a lot of corn god they get a lot of corn in their sales

Speaker 1 i thought i thought you were talking about food but yeah they just they skip food they just take everything from the jar

Speaker 1 yeah i love that so uh

Speaker 1 i have one last question

Speaker 2 i was gonna say can i go to the shootout even if i don't have a gun or is it just for gun enthusiasts

Speaker 10 Absolutely, yes. Anybody can come.

Speaker 1 I love it. I love it.
Buck, you are our caller of the day right now. We appreciate you calling in.
Can you leave us, though, with one thing?

Speaker 1 Can you tell us what the state of Kentucky basketball is at right now? Like, where are you feeling

Speaker 1 as

Speaker 1 a fan?

Speaker 10 As a fan, I feel like we're just about ready to shoot to the top.

Speaker 2 Oh, just about ready. Does that mean this year or does that mean after the show?

Speaker 1 We're loading tired.

Speaker 10 We're loading up. We're loading up right now.

Speaker 1 Love it. Loading up, ready to go back to the top.

Speaker 10 Absolutely.

Speaker 1 All right. Well, Buck, thank you for calling in.
Everyone listening in tomorrow. Buck is co-hosting tomorrow's Kentucky Sports Radio.
We appreciate it, Buck.

Speaker 1 Good luck tomorrow, and have fun at the shootout this weekend.

Speaker 10 Thank you, guys. Y'all have a good chat.

Speaker 1 All right. Thanks so much, Chuck.
All right.

Speaker 2 It was Buck. Chuck was the.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think he's Chuck.

Speaker 10 When he gets stoned?

Speaker 2 Yeah, got it.

Speaker 1 The other thing we have, we're going to do calls in a minute. We have Billy Football here.
He's going to do the oral history of the state of Kentucky. Who's Billy Football?

Speaker 1 Billy Football is our intern, now full-time member of the show.

Speaker 1 He is a former college athlete, not a big deal. Was recruited by Kentucky lightly by Mark Stoops.
Lightly. You could lightly be recruited by anyone.

Speaker 1 Actually, you met Mark Stoops in the van. So, yeah, you were lightly recruited by Mark Stoops.

Speaker 2 Billy had an informal visit with Mark Stoops.

Speaker 1 Billy was blackout drunk when Mark Stoops

Speaker 1 had a visit with him. Billy was 18 years old and drunk in a parking lot in Youngstown, Ohio when we were interviewing Mark Stoops in the back of our van.
He left an impression.

Speaker 1 I don't know if it was a good impression, but you can count that as a visit for recruiting.

Speaker 2 Can I back you up real quick? Just the phrase, our 18-year-old intern was blackout drunk in the back of a van

Speaker 1 when we met Mark Stoops.

Speaker 2 We did not tell Billy.

Speaker 1 We had to tell Billy not to drink. He did speak that illegally.

Speaker 2 Our direct orders, and that's why he probably never got that full-time offer.

Speaker 1 But he did speak to Mark Stewart.

Speaker 3 We were at a bar, and we told Billy, you can't be in the bar to be safe. Go wait in the parking lot.
And then we came out, and he was like funneling beers with like stoolies.

Speaker 1 He's like, Yeah, he's like, a bunch of guys came to the van, and they're like, Billy, you won't drink these beers. And then I had no choice, but I had to drink them.

Speaker 2 You don't understand, Big Cat. He got iced in that parking lot, and Billy had to take a knee.

Speaker 1 And Billy was so drunk that we left, we left Youngstown. I wasn't drinking, I was driving.

Speaker 1 So we were driving on the highway in Pennsylvania, and the tires on our 1993 van blew out going 70 miles an hour on the highway. We pulled over.
We got out. We looked at the tires.

Speaker 1 Billy woke up in the back seat and he's like, oh, are we here?

Speaker 1 And so that was

Speaker 1 a good time.

Speaker 2 It was honestly about 20 minutes on the road. And it was such like a bumpy exit from the highway when our tire blew out.

Speaker 2 Billy, for some reason, thought that we were like in a parking lot of a best Western hotel. Yes.
When in reality, we were getting buzzed by semi-trailers.

Speaker 1 Yes. All right, Billy, you ready to go? Give us, let's start the oral history of the state of Kentucky.
This is by Billy Football, once recruited loosely by Mark Stoops. So there is his Kentucky.

Speaker 1 He's basically a prodigal son of the state of Kentucky.

Speaker 2 He was a two-star recruit, actually, one for every BAC that he had.

Speaker 11 Well, Kentucky, fun fact, isn't actually a state like Massachusetts and other colonial Virginia. Virginia.
It is a commonwealth.

Speaker 2 so sounds communist

Speaker 11 kentucky was once part of virginia but because they were so far from richmond and no kentuckians wanted to travel to the capital they decided to make their own state

Speaker 1 i actually i actually think it was relatable it was a part of west virginia it was a west west virginia wait so they basically were like the traffic is too bad we don't really want to do this commute exactly that's i love i love the basis of what kentucky was built on essentially saying i don't want to sit in my car or horse-drawn carriage for more than

Speaker 1 a half hour.

Speaker 1 Yeah, my podcasts don't go that Joe Rogan only has three hours of podcasts to listen to while I'm riding my horse to Richmond. Let's just make our own statement.

Speaker 2 I think Big Cat, it could have been easily solved. Maybe if Kentucky had faster horses, they probably wouldn't have had to secede.

Speaker 1 Unfortunately, the horse capital of the world is in Brooklyn, New York. Yep.

Speaker 2 It's the horse capital, the bourbon capital, the barbecue capital, and the grass capital. Yes.

Speaker 11 Lexington was at one time considered the Athens of the West.

Speaker 1 Well, one time, I still do.

Speaker 1 Have you ever been to Lexington? It is actually a gorgeous, gorgeous city. Keeneland is this is where I always find common grounds with our listeners.
Keeneland is my favorite racetrack to go to.

Speaker 1 I did. It is fantastic.

Speaker 2 I did the bourbon tour of the Buffalo Trace Distillery one time just outside of Lexington. Wonderful place.
I tried to steal Pappy Van Winkle.

Speaker 2 I'm not any longer welcome back in the city of Lexington or the surrounding areas, but I still love it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's fantastic. So put some respect on it.
It still is considered the Athens of the West, in my mind. Daniel Boone

Speaker 11 was on the forefront of paving the way for Kentucky's statehood.

Speaker 1 Wait, is that the guy with the raccoon hat?

Speaker 2 Yeah, he killed a bear with his face.

Speaker 1 No, it's Rocket.

Speaker 3 You also started this by saying Kentucky's not a state.

Speaker 1 Oh, good. Well, he failed, clearly.

Speaker 2 Daniel Boone was the the guy that invented that knife.

Speaker 1 Yes. Yes.
Is this Daniel Boone Pickens, the Oklahoma State booster?

Speaker 2 D. Boone Pickens.

Speaker 11 Kentucky Bluegrass is actually from Spain.

Speaker 1 Oh. What?

Speaker 2 Very cosmopolitan. So it's the Athens of the United States.
Its most famous import is from Spain. It is maybe the most cosmopolitan state in the United States.

Speaker 1 Keep going. We got a minute left, and we've got to take a break.

Speaker 11 Kentucky's state beverage is milk.

Speaker 1 Oh. Milk.
Really? It's milk. Really?

Speaker 11 For how much bourbon they store, largest in the world, and mint juleps they serve at the Kentucky Derby. Kentucky State beverage is milk.

Speaker 1 I actually think that's

Speaker 1 not a bad call. If you had to do like one beverage for the rest of your life, I'd probably go water one, but milk's not so bad.
A lot of things you use for milk.

Speaker 2 I think if you have to drink one beverage your entire life from cradle to grave, it really only has to be milk, right? Milk. I also want to shout out Hugh Mungus.

Speaker 2 Said, I've lived in Kentucky my whole life, and milk. Did Billy get his research from babies?

Speaker 1 That gives me a great burn. Did you get your research from babies? You talked to 10 different babies and asked them what their favorite...
Nine out of ten babies recommend milk. Milk.

Speaker 1 That's actually fantastic.

Speaker 2 We're going to get back to Kentucky Sports Radio and the callers in a second. But before we do.

Speaker 1 So.

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Speaker 1 And this holiday season, I will be sat at their table with a big plate of country fried turkey.

Speaker 12 And Brandon, I'll be right there with you, and I'll check it off my Christmas list in the country store while I'm at it. It'll make a nice holiday tradition.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's so cute of you.

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Speaker 2 Now, we're Kentucky Sports Radio.

Speaker 1 All right, we got another one, Shannon.

Speaker 9 Yes, let's go to Pikey.

Speaker 2 Pikey, what's up, Pikey? Hey, Pikey.

Speaker 10 Yeah,

Speaker 10 that is my real name, Pikey. And you all been talking a lot about college basketball coaches.

Speaker 10 Shannon's actually a big endorser of our car dealership, Conway Heaton, 810 North 3rd Street, Barstown, Kentucky.

Speaker 1 Who do you think would be... Wait, say that again.
That was an incredible, incredible plug.

Speaker 10 Conway Heaton, Ford, Bargetown, Kentucky, 810 North 3rd Street.

Speaker 1 No, but can you say it fast like you did the first time?

Speaker 2 Like it's at the end of a car commercial?

Speaker 10 Only once a day. I get a little tired.
But so

Speaker 10 who do you think would be the best used car salesman of a college basketball coach? But there's one caveat. They have to wear Big Ben's walking boot.

Speaker 2 Ooh, I think, I mean, the easy answer is going to be Sean Miller on this one, just because you can see him patrolling the lot out there, sweating through his suit.

Speaker 2 That's a man that was born to be in a used car commercial.

Speaker 1 I'll go with Frank Martin. I think Frank Martin, you walk in and he's selling you something.

Speaker 1 And if he's not selling you something, you're so intimidated by him that you will buy something just because you want to end the whole transaction on a good note.

Speaker 10 Well, I went to University of Tennessee, and if you're going to talk about somebody sweating through their suit, how are you leaving Bruce Pearl out of the conversation?

Speaker 1 Oh, Bruce Pearl? I feel like good one.

Speaker 2 I feel like Bruce Pearl would be, he'd be tough because you'd get in the car on the test drive with him, and he would have to, like,

Speaker 2 you would have to get into a truck with him because a normal car would not fit his giant body.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and then he's like, hey, look, this glove compartment is where you can listen to other people's conversations and rap them out.

Speaker 1 So you're a Tennessee grad? So Rick Barnes would, what he'd sell.

Speaker 10 No, no, I didn't actually, I didn't graduate.

Speaker 1 Oh, I went there. All right, well, I I appreciate that, the honesty.
You didn't have to do that.

Speaker 2 I mean, he's a used car salesman.

Speaker 1 Rick Barnes, would that be like you buy the car, and then the minute that you need it to actually perform, it just breaks down?

Speaker 10 Yeah, yeah. His definitely won't make it 100,000 miles.
But our baseball coach at Tennessee, I think

Speaker 10 he would be a Mustang guy. He's going 100 miles an hour, and we just signed him.

Speaker 10 I like that. What about a used car dealer in Barstown, Kentucky that's a Tennessee fan? How smart is that?

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, not bad. Yeah, what do you do? You know what? Do you just let them, like, I would imagine it's like a clown in a dunk tank? You just kind of

Speaker 1 throw a couple jabs at them, and then they eventually just get to dunk you. Is that how it goes, your interactions?

Speaker 10 It's actually, that's almost exactly right. Except for I ride around in my orange golf cart and let them throw water balloons at me.

Speaker 2 That's actually perfect because I'm sure every other person up there is a big Kentucky guy. They wear their Kentucky fandom on their sleeve.

Speaker 2 At least you stand out a little bit, even if you're the guy that they love to boo, you know?

Speaker 10 That's exactly right. And all these Kentucky guys, you know, they're just aging out.
What's the last time they went to a Final Four?

Speaker 1 Oh, now that's Teen Talk.

Speaker 2 Listen, we got to look it up and see. I don't have the stat in front of me.

Speaker 1 Maybe it was 2015? That long ago? Yeah. That can't be right.
Billy died. Who was the Final Four that year?

Speaker 2 That can't be right. Kentucky's a great program.
I'm sure they've been in the last couple of years at least.

Speaker 10 Have we talked about Cal on the hot seat yet? Because I think he's about to bolt.

Speaker 2 Yeah, well, I think he's just going to retire. I think this is the twilight of his career.
He's just enjoying himself right now.

Speaker 2 He wants to be able to to go out and watch his kids play in the NBA someday.

Speaker 1 We'll know if Cal still has it if they get Kofi Coburn on this Kentucky team. That will be the test.
Any chance? That's the test.

Speaker 10 Any chance Brad Calaparry is named Coach and Waiting?

Speaker 1 I hope so. I would hope so.

Speaker 2 I think that Coach Cal should actually just name his son Coach and Waiting, then dare them to not hire him after he retires.

Speaker 1 Like change his name legally to Coach and Waiting?

Speaker 2 Well, he should change his name to Coach Cal.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Coach Cal. All right, well, thank you.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we're going to. All right, I know.

Speaker 10 Y'all need to go, but I think he should get a tattoo, given, not earned.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 2 Yes. Or just put a question mark at the end of his earned, not given tattoo.

Speaker 1 Yes. Pikey, thank you.
We're going to give you just a free Papadilla, so go to your local Papa John's and whisper in their ear, Free Papadilla, Kentucky Sports Radio, and they'll give it to you.

Speaker 9 He's gone.

Speaker 1 Oh, he's gone. You might really give it.
So someone else can use that. Someone else whisper into someone's ear that.
All right. Next call, Shannon.
Let's go to Mark. Mark, what's up?

Speaker 10 Oh, hey, gentlemen. How y'all doing? Great, good.

Speaker 1 How are you?

Speaker 10 I'm so good. And now, boys, I'm a Lexington resident, and I wanted to know what you thought about the Kentucky Stags Handball Club this season.

Speaker 10 Wanted to see how they'll do in the Midwest Team Handball League. I'm a big fan.
One of my boys is on the team.

Speaker 1 I think that's not. Yeah, I know it is.

Speaker 2 The Kentucky Stags, I was actually watching a couple of their games yesterday. It's a put-up or shut-up season for sure.
You guys have all the talent accumulated.

Speaker 2 It's a matter of putting it together, get on the same page. Frankly, your captain has not been really showing too many signs of leadership, and I question his ability to get over that hump.

Speaker 2 But you know what?

Speaker 2 You guys have to prove it to me now. I'm sick of all the hype year after year for the Kentucky Stags.

Speaker 1 Do you watch these games? Do you go to these games? It looks like it's just,

Speaker 1 I mean, it's essentially just like intramural dodgeball, is what I'm looking at. I'm looking at the website right now.

Speaker 10 I mean, I watch all the games because my boy's on the team, but I think there's about 17

Speaker 1 spectators usually. It seems like, and I might be way off, but like, it seems like you could be on the team, too, if you just signed up and paid for a jersey.

Speaker 3 Yeah, where do you watch them, or do you have to be in person?

Speaker 10 Well, you got to go to the park down there. Usually they're not streaming, but I mean, if they're streaming, we'll tweet them at you.
But we get three or four viewers a stream.

Speaker 1 Oh, nice. So, wait, but you could be on the team, could you not?

Speaker 10 Oh, no, I tore my ACL in college. It ain't going nowhere.

Speaker 2 I'm pretty sure you could probably still play recreational handball in a Kentucky league, even though you tore your ACL 15 years ago.

Speaker 1 Wait, did did you? No, I wouldn't call it recreational.

Speaker 10 They're at the top level of American handball.

Speaker 10 They're right up there, they're boys in Columbus.

Speaker 1 Wait, wait, this torn ACL, did you get it fixed?

Speaker 10 I mean, I got it fixed, but it was never the same. I got playing handball, actually, too, so I passed it down to my boys because they can follow the legacy that I couldn't.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but I mean, then the knock against you is, you know, we've said it a hundred times about you. You're just too injury-prone to be great.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 I question your will if you can't overcome a little thing like a torn ACL.

Speaker 10 I mean, mean, you know what they say? There's a will, there's a way. And if there's a way, there's a way to get to the Olympics.

Speaker 3 But for me, June was just cut short.

Speaker 10 Teeny bit, teeny bit.

Speaker 2 All right, I just think that if you're going to put it together, your goalie, Jacob Roberts, has to step it up this year and really solidify himself as number one.

Speaker 2 Because right now, people are asking, is he really the guy?

Speaker 1 I'm just confused that.

Speaker 1 Thanks for the call. I'm confused.
Like, that would be...

Speaker 1 That would be me like saying like, hey, my boy, I go out and check out my boy. He plays, you know, intramural softball on Tuesday nights.
I'm going to go watch him play.

Speaker 1 I think you could play on this. I think you just have to show up and you're on this team.

Speaker 2 Big Cat, the Kentucky Stags, their coaches from Spain. They take this stuff seriously.

Speaker 2 My favorite part, I think, about the Kentucky Stags is the team badge because it's got the handball. It's got a deer on there.
It says Kentucky Stags. And then it says their founding year.

Speaker 2 Do you know when they were founded, Big Cat?

Speaker 1 2019.

Speaker 2 2020. They were founded last year.

Speaker 1 It was off by a year.

Speaker 1 Shout out to Dip Spitting King. He actually tweeted at me.
He said, thanks for the shout-out. I look forward to hearing it when I get off work.
So, Dip Spittin' King, you're a legend.

Speaker 1 I don't know how you got that.

Speaker 1 I do not know how you got that handle, but man, you're a legend.

Speaker 2 So wait, Dip Spittin' King never listens to the show live because he's working.

Speaker 1 Yeah, remember, he didn't bash us. He just said, OGs.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 So that could be a good or bad OGs.

Speaker 2 We have no idea. I have so many questions for the Dip Spitting King.
What brand do you dip? How did you get your title? Have you ever dipped too much?

Speaker 1 Is your son the prince? Yeah.

Speaker 1 There's a lot of things.

Speaker 1 All right. Speaking of the law, we have our guy, TJ Smith.
Call TJ. He'll make them pay.

Speaker 1 Kentucky Sports Radio is brought to you by TJ Smith Law Office. TJ, it's great to talk to you.
We haven't talked in a year. How is the legal business going right now?

Speaker 10 Well, the legal business has been slow as far as court hearings because of COVID, but we're back with a vengeance.

Speaker 10 I'm just now tuning in because I've been on a Zoom deposition all morning, but I heard you guys were on and I wanted to check in with you. Yeah, love it.

Speaker 2 TJ, let me ask you about the last year or so with people getting out less frequently. Has that impacted your business? Are people getting injured at a lower frequency than they had in the past?

Speaker 10 They aren't, but I've seen incidences of

Speaker 10 more serious injuries, if you will.

Speaker 10 Listen, I want to talk to you guys about something. As Matt's personal representative and his make-and-pay attorney,

Speaker 10 we were talking about fraud. Yep.

Speaker 10 Don't be throwing out any slander on my boy, okay?

Speaker 1 Well, is it slander or libel? Do you even know the difference?

Speaker 10 Well, he's a public figure, so it's probably libel.

Speaker 2 Yeah, well, he's a public figure. I think you also have to prove that we have intent and that we know for a fact that Matt Jones doesn't commit voter fraud on a massive scale every year.
And frankly,

Speaker 2 I don't know whether he does or doesn't. So it looks like we've got an ironclad case on our side side here, TJ.

Speaker 10 It's kind of like those deposition videos that I saw of you guys

Speaker 10 smacking down those lawyers

Speaker 10 that had filed frivolous litigation against you.

Speaker 1 Yes. Yeah.
Doesn't parody law cover literally everything? Like, we could go and commit any crime we want and just say it was a joke.

Speaker 10 Well, I think that's pushing it a little bit. But just so you don't just so you don't commit any torts and hurt anybody so that you get me involved and then we make them pay.
Yeah, don't.

Speaker 10 I think you guys need me on retainer on a regular basis.

Speaker 1 I'm down for that. How many papadillas would it cost to get you on retainer?

Speaker 10 Papadillas? Yeah. Well, I'd have to charge you then if you're going to give me papadillas, but I'll take a dollar and I'll stay on retainer for you.

Speaker 1 There you go.

Speaker 2 I think you're our lawyer now.

Speaker 1 Well, our second lawyer.

Speaker 2 We also have Mr. Port now.
You guys will have to work in concert with one another. But how does that work if we're public figures and we're slandering another public figure?

Speaker 2 I feel like that's double jeopardy and nobody gets charged.

Speaker 10 Well, I don't think people care about any public figures anymore, and frankly,

Speaker 2 except for Chrissy Teigen.

Speaker 1 We hope that

Speaker 10 I don't think juries are going to be very, I don't think juries are very

Speaker 10 friendly toward public figures at this point with the climate of the country as it stands right now.

Speaker 1 That's true.

Speaker 2 I just do want to say, though, for Chrissy Teigen, I hope that she's able to battle back bravely from threatening to kill other people on Twitter.

Speaker 1 Yes, yes. TJ, question for you: Has anyone ever asked you

Speaker 1 to represent them in emotional distress because Kentucky landed like four or five stars instead of five?

Speaker 10 They have not,

Speaker 10 but I do feel like folks are ready to jump off the bridge when some kid hits the transport portal.

Speaker 1 Yes. So

Speaker 1 can we set that precedent that, hey, maybe

Speaker 1 if Kentucky doesn't have a good season this year, we're going to see a lot of fans start suing the university and Coach Cal for emotional distress because that would be two straight years of poor play.

Speaker 10 No, they'll just be calling in saying, Matt, I don't know what John Calapari's doing to this team, and we need to get a change and have some four-year players.

Speaker 1 Well, what about this?

Speaker 2 Can a coach like Coach Cal or Coach K sue players that enter into the transfer portal for inflicting emotional distress on them?

Speaker 10 Well, of course not. That's why the NCAA is such an ironclad institution of learning academics and furthering students, student athletes.

Speaker 10 Access the rules, and we'll just follow the rules and play by their rules.

Speaker 1 I love it, TJ. That's why you're the best because you get it.
You get it. And so, TJ, we wish you all the best.
We're going to send you that dollar in the mail.

Speaker 1 You will be on retainer. You're making them pay.
Has there ever been someone like, hey, I don't want to pay? And you're like, you just point to the sign. You're like, hey, listen, I'm TJ.

Speaker 1 You make him pay.

Speaker 10 Didn't you usually show him the courthouse door and you've

Speaker 10 set him in a little chair by the judge in front of some folks and let those folks decide whether they're going to pay. And only once in the last 18 years has somebody not pay.

Speaker 1 Wait, oh, that's your record?

Speaker 1 What's your official record?

Speaker 10 I have one loss in the last 18 years.

Speaker 1 You're like Lenny Dyke's.

Speaker 2 That's incredible.

Speaker 1 That's insane.

Speaker 10 Well, I mean,

Speaker 10 you don't try every case, and some of them they go south on you. But if I go to the jury,

Speaker 1 I think

Speaker 1 I'll have the facts to win. What was your one loss?

Speaker 10 Well, it was a case where I was trying to change the world, frankly. If you remember when pentos were blowing up and killing people, this was about a school bus design,

Speaker 10 a defective design. And so I tried a case for 18 days.
I lost, but the Court of Appeals agreed with me, and they've sent it back for a new trial.

Speaker 10 And so the other side's still trying to get out of it by taking the case to the Supreme Court, where I'm completely confident that we'll prevail.

Speaker 2 Yeah, how did you lose a case against school buses that blew up and killed children?

Speaker 10 Well, it didn't blow up. Their roof crushed when it turned over.

Speaker 10 And I had an engineer that said that it would be easy to feasibly design a better roof system to protect kids. And in this case, the jury disagreed.

Speaker 10 Now, I want to tell you you guys, this bus design hadn't been changed since 1959, as far as we can tell,

Speaker 10 through our deposition process. But the jury still didn't care because we didn't get a fair shot from the judge in the case.

Speaker 1 That's incredible that you're one loss. You can confidently say, I'm trying to change the world.

Speaker 1 And if we go to the Supreme Court, so you might be in the Supreme Court at some point, just saving kids' lives.

Speaker 10 Yes, it would be my third trip.

Speaker 1 Wow, incredible.

Speaker 2 TJ is for the children. TJ.
I love it. You know what? I think

Speaker 2 not only will we endorse you as our lawyer, I want to endorse your position in this lawsuit, too.

Speaker 2 So if you could tack on like TJ/slash part of my take v the United States or whatever that's going to be, I just want to be in a textbook one day where people have to look back on my name and learn about me for a freshman year class.

Speaker 10 There you go, guys. Hey, it's always a pleasure to listen to you.

Speaker 1 We love having you on, and we appreciate you calling in, and good luck. Save those kids.
TJ,

Speaker 1 we appreciate it. So go check out TJ Smith Law Office.
Call TJ. He'll make him pay.
We'll talk to you later, TJ. Thank you so much.

Speaker 10 Thanks, guys.

Speaker 1 That is an incredible thing to be able to say. Like, live law.
One case. One case.
Well, you know, the one case was actually trying to save the world.

Speaker 1 Next call, Shannon.

Speaker 9 Let's go to Joanne.

Speaker 1 Joanne. Joanne.

Speaker 13 I don't know who you all are. Don't know where you come from.
But I hope I never hear from you again.

Speaker 13 Joanne, who are the first two that's ever been on KSR. All you have done is put Kentucky down.
No, no, no.

Speaker 1 Joanne. Go back where you come from.
No, Joanne. Joanne, I.

Speaker 2 Hold on. I was born in Kentucky.

Speaker 1 Hold on, Joanne. You want me to come closer to you? Hold on, Joanne.

Speaker 13 Why are you putting us down so?

Speaker 1 Joanne, did you not hear me?

Speaker 13 We can't make peanut butter.

Speaker 13 We can't do anything.

Speaker 1 Joanne, did you not hear me say?

Speaker 13 Put the basketball team down. That's the worst thing in the world you could do.

Speaker 2 No, we said Rick Petino is a great coach.

Speaker 1 All right, Joanne.

Speaker 13 To hell with Rick Petino.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I agree with you there. Did you not hear me say that I love Keeneland?

Speaker 13 I don't care

Speaker 13 who you love in Kentucky. You have put the University of Kentucky down.
You have put the basketball program down.

Speaker 13 And everything else in Kentucky. No, I think you're going to.
So, you know, go back where you come from.

Speaker 2 Kentucky is a great basketball school

Speaker 2 until 2015.

Speaker 1 Joanne, are you still there?

Speaker 9 She just dropped the mic.

Speaker 1 I like that. Joanne's got some spice to her.
Man, that was good, Joanne.

Speaker 2 She came off the bat hot, too.

Speaker 1 We're going to finish with some phone calls. If I sense Shannon that they're fake or we want to skip, I'll just say skip to the next one.

Speaker 9 Fair enough. That works for me.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 9 Let's go to Ed.

Speaker 1 Ed, what's up?

Speaker 10 Hey, you guys. This is Ed Jenkins.

Speaker 10 I appreciate the shout-out to my brother, Billy Jenkins, the dip-spitting king. This is his twin brother calling in.

Speaker 2 All right. How much dip does your twin brother dip?

Speaker 1 All of the dip. All right.

Speaker 1 Clarify. Skip to the next one.

Speaker 1 That was a nice try. Frod call.

Speaker 1 Andy.

Speaker 1 Andy? Yeah. Andy.

Speaker 10 Hey, boys, how are you?

Speaker 1 Good.

Speaker 10 Good, good. Hey, quick question.

Speaker 10 Longtime listener of part of my face. I love what you guys do.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's a skip. That's a skip.
We say skip from the sky. I like the honesty.

Speaker 1 I love the honesty from Andy, and I appreciate him listening, but that's not what we're doing this show for. We want to talk to more Joannes and Bucks.

Speaker 9 All right, let's try Casey.

Speaker 1 Casey, Casey.

Speaker 14 Hey, good morning.

Speaker 10 How are you guys today?

Speaker 1 Great. How are you?

Speaker 14 I'm all right.

Speaker 14 So I'll be honest. I honestly don't.

Speaker 10 I've never watched her show.

Speaker 14 Is it on the SPN?

Speaker 1 Yep.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Casey. Skip.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Kathy.

Speaker 1 Kathy.

Speaker 14 Hi. How are y'all? I'm a longtime listener of KSR, and I have to take up for Joanne

Speaker 14 because the first time I listened to y'all while Matt was gone, I hated you.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 14 I am a Kentucky fan.

Speaker 14 I actually

Speaker 14 cheered back in the 70s and I thought, who are these people, bad mouthing my cats? But then I listened to your show because I thought, how can they hate us this much?

Speaker 14 And

Speaker 14 I kind of figured you out. And now I make a point to listen to you every year.

Speaker 1 Love it. I love it.

Speaker 2 And listen, we have no ill will towards Joanne. We love Joanne.

Speaker 1 We just want a chance to make it right.

Speaker 2 We want Joanne to turn into a story like you.

Speaker 1 She just hung up on you. Oh, no.
She skipped you. But

Speaker 1 that was like the Rocky, like, if I could change, you can change speech right there. Because I think what she realized is we make fun of everyone, including ourselves the most.

Speaker 1 So it's nothing ever personal, unless it's about Duke. I do truly hate Duke and the Green Bay Packers.
But everything else is just having some fun.

Speaker 2 We will grow on you like a fungus. Yeah.
Much like a fungus. Yeah.

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Speaker 1 Okay, let's wrap up with Fire Fest of the week. Shout out to this guy, Joel Beale, who just summed up everything perfectly.
He's a senior writer at Golf Digest.

Speaker 1 He said, For those scoring at home, Bryson's driver sucks. He needed more from his caddy.
His 44 at the U.S. Open was nothing but bad breaks.

Speaker 1 He lives rent-free in Brooks Head, but wants no part of the feud. Rules marshals have it out for him.
The USGA has it out for him, and he's not a slow player.

Speaker 2 Well, that sums it up. And also, insects can't stand him.
Yeah, that's

Speaker 2 mad at bugs.

Speaker 1 Oh, man. All right.
Hank.

Speaker 3 Where do I begin?

Speaker 1 Oh, where do you begin? Uh-oh. Are you down bad? I'm moving this week.

Speaker 3 So that's like one of those just coming off a 10-day bender vacation and then immediately having to move has been tough. I'm fat again.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so Hank.

Speaker 3 I lost to Jake Marsh today.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 Should we stay on that for a while?

Speaker 3 No, no, no.

Speaker 1 That was just a side note.

Speaker 1 Well, Hank, he's getting a six-pack. And I think it was Tuesday morning.
He walked in and he was standing next to me, and he was just eating a casual Tuesday morning donut. What type?

Speaker 3 Old-fashioned.

Speaker 1 No sugar.

Speaker 1 I was like, Hank, no sugar in this. Old-fashioned.
What's going on with the six-pack? And then he started Googling it in years he goes

Speaker 3 31 months is what it says it takes to get a six pack well listen that's nuts i have no food like you know what you know the process of moving it's not like no it's not possible it's impossible to be going to the gym and also trying to pack yourself current stuff up i have nothing in the fridge so i was getting a coffee i needed something in my stomach so i grabbed the donut and then i walked in and big cat was like in my face with the camera um well

Speaker 1 You said you were, we had a bet that you were.

Speaker 3 I do have a bet. And then in my head, I'm like, I'm skinny.
It'll only take me a few weeks to shed some pounds and get a six-pack, do a couple crunches.

Speaker 3 And I'm like, I looked up Google to try and defend my argument because Grit Week, I don't know if we've announced when Grit Week is.

Speaker 1 It's coming.

Speaker 3 My plan was to have a six-pack by Grit Week.

Speaker 3 And then I googled it, and I was like, can you get a six-pack in X amount of time?

Speaker 1 You are a Big Ben. You're Big Ben right now.
And yeah, it's not looking good.

Speaker 2 I realized that we totally blew it, calling it the BB7 method. I was on Pittsburgh Gradier today.
I was like, it should be called the Big Ben quarterback, the BBQ method.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yes, yes. Really blew that one.

Speaker 2 But, Hank, I think you can still do it because you're right. You're skinny.
You're a skinny boy for the most part. You're small.
You just have like a little layer.

Speaker 1 Let's see.

Speaker 2 I also think it's your posture sometimes. Sometimes.

Speaker 2 Sometimes your posture just makes it bubble out a little bit.

Speaker 1 Let's see it. Let's see the belly.

Speaker 2 Come on, show off.

Speaker 1 No, take your shirt off.

Speaker 2 You're doing the posture thing. Take your shirt off.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you're right, right around the corner. You're skinny.
You got this. You got this, Hank.

Speaker 1 You got this. Pleasantly plump.
Well, you said something funny there. Jake beat you again.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Just once, though, right?

Speaker 1 Well, yeah.

Speaker 1 In the series, yeah.

Speaker 3 He's only in one series.

Speaker 1 I mean, good news is he didn't embarrass you this time, right? No.

Speaker 3 I mean, yeah, he was coming off a tough week.

Speaker 2 We'll get to that. It wasn't a sweep, right?

Speaker 1 We'll get to that.

Speaker 3 Technically, it was, yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. Was it close at least?

Speaker 3 Relatively speaking, yeah.

Speaker 2 It was relatively mean.

Speaker 3 Like, I destroyed PFT. It was not as bad as.
Oh, he beat.

Speaker 2 Hank beat you? Yeah, but I mean, I had a bad back, a messed up knee. After I beat Marty, I injured myself in the second match.
Got it. Still played and beat him.
And a sunburn.

Speaker 2 That's my Fire Fest, actually. Ray Baker got the best of me.
Big time yesterday.

Speaker 2 I was out. You want to see? Look at this.
Look at this.

Speaker 1 Sick brag that you got a sunburn on a Wednesday.

Speaker 2 Ray Baker absolutely nuked me in the morning.

Speaker 2 Tough break, but maybe that's a sign. Maybe that's Suns in six.

Speaker 1 Yeah, there it is.

Speaker 2 So spin zone. I actually did bet on the Suns yesterday because I had a sunburn and I was like, this is a sign.

Speaker 2 Turns out, no, it's just two separate cases of my brain being really dumb. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Those, yeah, those don't have anything to do with each other. My Firefest is I downloaded

Speaker 1 the F1 game on my phone and I've just looked it up and I've spent $140 upgrading my car in the last two weeks.

Speaker 1 Aren't we supposed to do that with your gameplay?

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 but I kept on getting smoked, and I was trying to push, push, push, but I didn't have the juice. So that's F1, though.

Speaker 3 You got to have the most money if you want to win.

Speaker 1 Right, exactly.

Speaker 1 So I think I'm going to outspend the competitors, but that always is a terrible feeling to download one of those stupid games on your phone and then just start throwing money at it for nothing.

Speaker 1 That would absolutely be a good thing.

Speaker 3 That happened to me with Call of Duty. Every few weeks, they would come out with a new operator skin and cool gun that you never even used.
But you're like, that looks cool.

Speaker 1 When you're driving down the streets at Monza and you're getting fucking toasted by the guy in front of you, you know that you need some money behind your engine.

Speaker 1 You just got to do what Kim Kardashian did.

Speaker 2 And she was like, guess what? My son stole my phone, and then next thing I knew, I've got $150 worth of

Speaker 2 games on it. Just tweet at them and be like, hey,

Speaker 2 I think my two-year-old really loves your game.

Speaker 1 But don't take away my upgrade

Speaker 1 because of the aerodynamics of my car.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but this is on them, not you.

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 it's all... There's nothing that I'm putting on it for the exterior.
It's all

Speaker 1 the real stuff. I'm getting brake pads.
I'm getting fucking, you know, shit. What kind of engine are you working with?

Speaker 1 I drive the Ferrari car. I'm a Ferrari guy.
So, you know.

Speaker 3 Maybe think about a Honda.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 2 Come on. Something a little more price conscious?

Speaker 1 A little more practical. No, it's not.
It's bad. It's on one.
And I'm actually thinking about it right now. Like, I have a big race tonight, and I'm going to spend more money on it.
So, that number.

Speaker 3 It's on your phone? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Sick. It's a pretty good game.
It's a a fun game.

Speaker 1 Jake. Hey guys.
Hey Jake. I'm good to have you back.
You do. Yeah.

Speaker 7 I don't think anyone's seen this. Good thing it wasn't on camera.

Speaker 1 So you talking to the girl at the bar? No, but

Speaker 7 I believe we found the person.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 And it's his name's Jake? Yeah. Holy shit.

Speaker 2 I would never lie to you. Do you want to say his last name?

Speaker 1 No, no, no. I won't do that with him.

Speaker 2 So are you just making up this person?

Speaker 1 No, so he's called the DM.

Speaker 7 He'll back me up i can i can confirm okay all right good yeah so that's that that's done uh so i was in the south this week not colorado arkansas and alabama okay um and we were meeting up with head coach eric musselman friend of the program recurring guest and we were doing a little video rico bosco if you don't know him he's a big merch guy so we were in the equipment room uh he's like jake why don't you have uh musk give you one t-shirt i'll give you the bot and i'll take the box so i go up musk gives me the t-shirt.

Speaker 7 I go in for the handshake. Again, I don't think anyone's seen this yet.
And he goes in for the hug. Uh-huh.
This communication.

Speaker 2 I got a little flustered.

Speaker 1 Walked the wrong way. Oh, no.

Speaker 1 Wait, wait, go ahead. Hug, go back to the hug.
Did you? Yeah. I mean, that happens where someone goes handshake, hug.
Did you

Speaker 1 melt into his arms or anything?

Speaker 1 No. I don't really know what happened.

Speaker 2 Your body language, you were nodding, but you said no.

Speaker 1 Did you whisper in his ears, I feel so small in your arms. Because that's what it's like.

Speaker 7 I did not say anything. It seems to me.
But you know what happens with adversity? You try to make up for it. So we ran it back a few minutes later.

Speaker 2 It doesn't count. How'd it go this way? I didn't see that better.

Speaker 1 I didn't see that better.

Speaker 7 I'm comparing it to Virginia's story. UNBC embarrassing.

Speaker 1 Nah.

Speaker 7 Come back, won it all.

Speaker 1 Good redemption story.

Speaker 2 I wouldn't say you won it all with the second one. Would you say that it compromises you as a journalist, not only that you were accepting free gifts,

Speaker 2 Mike Smith of Arkansas basketball essentially.

Speaker 1 Nope, nope.

Speaker 2 Tell me about the first time that you experienced the power of Eric Musselman.

Speaker 7 I accept the gift. I won't wear the other team's gear.
I'll put it in your pile. We'll auction it off for charity.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Well, I ride the must-bus, so I'd like to keep the Arkansas.

Speaker 7 Okay, or I can give it to you.

Speaker 1 Yes. Awesome.

Speaker 2 You had a good trip, though?

Speaker 7 It was awesome. Yeah, it was a lot of fun.
Natoates, too, a recurring guest.

Speaker 1 Yep. Did you beat yourself up a little bit about the handshake?

Speaker 7 I mean, by the looks of Twitter, I was the first person to ever screw up a handshake.

Speaker 3 How many times did you watch it?

Speaker 7 Honestly, not as many as Rico because it was supposed to be a video about Rico and his merch joke. I stole the spotlight from him.

Speaker 1 No, you're the alpha. But I, to answer your question, classic, Jake.
Jake didn't answer your question, Hank. I watched it about 150 times.
Same. Yes.

Speaker 1 On loop.

Speaker 2 If you have to do it again, what lessons have you learned from it?

Speaker 7 You know Musk. He's a big loving guy.
I actually just went in for the hug because we'd already been there for 24 hours.

Speaker 2 Wait,

Speaker 2 what you learned is is that you should have hugged him harder?

Speaker 7 No, I went in for the hand. If I went in for the hug initially, it would have been hard.

Speaker 1 Oh, I was gonna say, you should probably, because you clearly don't know how to interact with people, you should probably just cut off your hand so no one will ever try to shake your hand.

Speaker 7 You know what happened the first time I shook your hand?

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 7 Our interview? Oh, you had wet hands.

Speaker 1 You called me clammy hands. Yeah, you did.
You had clammy ass hands. Nervous.
That's cool.

Speaker 2 In Saudi Arabia, they would absolutely just hop that thing off.

Speaker 1 Seriously, screwed up a hand shake. It would help everyone.
It would help you. It'd help the people around you.
Just no hands shake.

Speaker 7 Just put them behind my back?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 3 And like kind of like a prosthetic, you get a prosthetic microphone. Like, that would give you a leg up in the journalism thing.
And a hook.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Jake, if you were like a double-hand amputee, I guarantee you you'd have a play-by-play, like a solid gig next year.

Speaker 1 Maybe the last five minutes of every interaction you have, you have like a pair of like, you know, remember the mittens that had the connector when you were a little kid?

Speaker 1 You just put on a pair of mittens. All right.
And it's like, hey, when you go to say goodbye, it's like, hey, listen,

Speaker 1 I can't be expected to do this like a normal human being. So see you later.

Speaker 7 Well, at the end of the day, we talked about this with PFT and Hank during stool streams. Coach still respects me.
That's what matters most.

Speaker 1 I don't know. Reputation.

Speaker 7 I'd rather keep that intact

Speaker 7 and invite us back. They have some big home games.
Bad. Tony, of course, West Virginia, Bob Huggins, friend of the program.

Speaker 7 So if he invites us back and he still respects me, maybe I call a game for them one day. That's what matters most.

Speaker 2 Isn't that the greatest phrase ever, though? Coach still respects you.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he does. He still respects you.

Speaker 2 I have maybe an easier solution, though. You just, you always have two coffees.
Just get two things on your bottom.

Speaker 7 I do have a water bottle with me at all times. So

Speaker 2 then you have two water bottles in your hands. You can't shake anyone's hand.
Yeah. Fair.

Speaker 3 Do you carry an inhaler?

Speaker 1 No. Around your necklace?

Speaker 7 Zertec, Tylenol, and water.

Speaker 2 Do you keep that on you?

Speaker 1 In my backyard. Them things on you all the time?

Speaker 2 Stay strapped.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Zert.

Speaker 1 Exactly. All right, Billy.
And then going to your recap, which you did a great job on Wednesday.

Speaker 11 So I also moved last weekend at the end of the 10-day weekend, and I just figured out that my utilities is not in my rent.

Speaker 1 Ah!

Speaker 11 Which I'm just moving out of home for the first time. Yeah.
So I can't figure out how to pay those bills because

Speaker 11 I don't. I know, but then I have to go through the utility company and they haven't given me the account number and all these little organizational things that I'm just really, really bad at.

Speaker 1 You're becoming a human being.

Speaker 11 Right, but then my lights might get shut off.

Speaker 2 Here's the thing, though, Billy.

Speaker 1 They don't shut them off for a while. Yeah.

Speaker 2 A little tip, if you don't check your mail, you don't have to pay the bills that are in there.

Speaker 1 It takes a while

Speaker 1 for them to shut them off.

Speaker 1 Your landlord might also, you might just have to pay him.

Speaker 1 You should just hit him up and be like, hey, do I pay you or do you want me to take over the account?

Speaker 11 Yeah, it's just a lot of organizational stuff that I just not good at.

Speaker 1 But you're growing up.

Speaker 3 Actual piece of life advice, Billy, just set up autopay. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Otherwise,

Speaker 3 you'll come home and your table will be off.

Speaker 2 And Billy's going to learn real quickly how much electricity it costs to keep six terrariums lit up all day.

Speaker 11 I know. It's going to be tough.

Speaker 2 But yeah. Are you bringing any of the animals with you?

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 11 I'm in a place where they're all legal.

Speaker 1 Who'd you bring with you? Oh, I got my dog. What's his name? I got Whitey.

Speaker 11 I got my frogs.

Speaker 2 How many of you? How many frogs came with you?

Speaker 11 I got three frogs.

Speaker 3 Are those Carol Baskins? Oh, no, those are the cats.

Speaker 11 No, the cats all got adopted out. And I got a hedgehog.

Speaker 3 So it's all good.

Speaker 1 What about the chickens?

Speaker 2 That is is a lot of electricity.

Speaker 11 Chickens could not come. Okay.
There is a lot of electricity. I'm going to have to figure that out.
I think I might hop on cameo.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 And then

Speaker 1 you had another one?

Speaker 1 No, that seems about it. All right, so your recap.

Speaker 11 My recap. So the Olympics are coming up around the corner.
And as we've been seeing, a lot of Olympians have been getting tested for

Speaker 11 performance tansic substances and all that sort of stuff. Guess what sport is also in the Olympics, and they're starting to do the eligibility for?

Speaker 3 Table tennis.

Speaker 1 Golf.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 11 So, you know, if you see any like discrepancies in people's, you know, drives

Speaker 2 in their size compared to their size maybe two years ago.

Speaker 1 Interesting. Okay.
And these golfers are going to the Olympics? Yeah.

Speaker 11 Yeah, driving, if there's like any problems?

Speaker 1 I don't think so. Remember, it was, I think, Colin Morricall, because remember we talked to him about how I'm not going to root for U.S.
if Bryson's on it.

Speaker 11 Yeah, well, anyway, totally separate issue. But like, yeah, you know, we'll see how they...
Because they they don't drug test in the PGAs.

Speaker 2 Yeah, does the IOC, do they have like a hotline that if you're anonymous, you can call in? I don't know.

Speaker 11 I don't think anybody's had any like weird discrepancies.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and the IOC is not, it's not hard, those drug tests, right? No, no, well, actually, they're pretty hard. They're pretty hard.
Oh, they are.

Speaker 2 Yeah, so who knows?

Speaker 1 Unless the Olympics are in Russia. Yeah.

Speaker 11 And then

Speaker 11 Chris Paul wasn't drinking his secret stuff last night.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 interesting.

Speaker 11 You know, he had that bottle of secret stuff. Yes.
Thought to be promoting Space Jam, but if we think he's got some vertigo or something, maybe he needs his stuff back.

Speaker 11 And

Speaker 1 I bet you LeBron's so happy that Chris Paul's failing right now, so he can be like, hey, come to LA and

Speaker 1 I'll win you a ring.

Speaker 2 Listen, what I just found. The IOC integrity line.
Oh. It's a form that you can fill out online.
If anybody happens to fit those

Speaker 2 descriptions that we just listed, just Google IOC integrity and compliance hotline. Hypothetically.

Speaker 11 No, everything I said was just a joke.

Speaker 11 And also, Hank, you should really lay off the carbs if you want that six-pack.

Speaker 1 Agreed.

Speaker 3 Agreed. Once I'm fully moved in, I'm back on a diet.
Carb-free. You can't start a diet in the process of moving.

Speaker 1 I'm carb-free except for donuts on Saturday and also pizza on Saturday. It's actually

Speaker 11 the best time to start a diet because you just don't buy any bad food.

Speaker 1 Right. True.
Fridge. Also,

Speaker 1 it has to be like takeout.

Speaker 2 After this weekend. True.
Because it's a beach weekend right now.

Speaker 1 And on Monday's show, get ready. Because if you want to watch it, I think it's on HBO Max starting this weekend.
But the boys,

Speaker 1 all of us, have tickets to a real live movie theater on Sunday night. We are going to the movies.
We are going to watch Space Jam 2. And then we're going to walk into the studio and do a recap of it.

Speaker 1 So get excited for that. So if you want to play along, you can watch it at HBO Max.
We are going to, it felt great to actually buy the movie tickets.

Speaker 1 We're going to say, Billy. Oh, Jake, you didn't even know that.
We're going.

Speaker 7 Sunday.

Speaker 1 You did it. Oh, okay.
Yeah, that's right. You were here.
Fuck.

Speaker 7 Yeah. But I'm excited.

Speaker 1 Yeah. It's going to be fun.
I'm excited. What are you guys going to do? Large popcorn?

Speaker 2 I'm going to get the biggest popcorn they have, the biggest soda they have. Probably like a big sprite.

Speaker 1 Maybe some candy, Reese's pieces. Yeah.
Source caps, perhaps. We'll have to do a rank

Speaker 1 orders at Reese's Pieces. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 11 Smuggle anything in? Our pants?

Speaker 1 Oh, God, Billy. Like a frog? $80,000 an episode.
Oh, yeah, I forgot. Yeah.
Come on. You think we smuggle? I bought the whole theater out.
Actually, Billy,

Speaker 2 Billy, if you want to smuggle something in, I would encourage that. Actually, the most ridiculous thing that you think you can smuggle in, I want you to do that.

Speaker 1 No, Billy, because we're going to tweet out what everyone's eating at the movie theater. Okay.
So you can only smuggle in.

Speaker 1 You can't buy anything. Perfect.
All right. That would be better.
Awesome. So, I look forward to whatever.
It's going to be just a thing of protein.

Speaker 1 Billy would actually bring

Speaker 1 protein powder, but then just smuggle stuff inside of it.

Speaker 2 Billy's going to just be blasting lines of optimum nutrition once we get out there.

Speaker 1 All right. No free ads.
Hope everyone has a great weekend. Let's do numbers 99.
Norway. 63.

Speaker 1 What were you going to say? 69. 86.
8.

Speaker 7 18.

Speaker 1 What'd you say, Bubba?

Speaker 1 86. 86 for Bubba.

Speaker 1 47.

Speaker 3 That's

Speaker 3 had a bunch of those.

Speaker 2 Four times, yeah.

Speaker 11 47. Norwell Tusks were thought to be unicorn horns.

Speaker 1 Norwell?

Speaker 1 History.

Speaker 7 The first six-timer. Ooh.
Number 47. The goat.

Speaker 1 New leader in the clubhouse.

Speaker 2 That was a legacy ball right there for 47.

Speaker 1 Six times? Six times. And how many numbers have never been picked?

Speaker 7 So, uh, on Wednesday, 65 was the first timer. We have

Speaker 7 this is my princessa thing, but six, nine, twelve, fifteen, eighteen, twenty-one, twenty-three.

Speaker 2 Wow, love you guys.

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Speaker 1 make

Speaker 1 me young

Speaker 1 I'll be

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Speaker 1 when I girl

Speaker 1 things I can say

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Speaker 1 Take

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