PGA Champion Collin Morikawa, NBA Playoffs, Stanley Cup Final and Banging Chains

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Speaker 2 On today's part of my take, we have

Speaker 2 PGA Championship winner Colin Morikawa 2020. Awesome interview.
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Very exciting.

Speaker 2 Growing the game of golf. Really cool guy.
So we have that. We have NBA playoffs.
We have who's back of the week. We talk a little college baseball.

Speaker 2 What else do we have? Oh, we talk some PLL. Worst team ever.

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We covered so many sports today, and we didn't talk any soccer.

Speaker 2 Whoops. Whoops.

Speaker 4 We can put that at the start.

Speaker 2 Okay, we'll do that really quickly. Nah.
No, this was talking soccer.

Speaker 4 And I was talking soccer.

Speaker 2 Ronaldo's out.

Speaker 4 Ronaldo, by the way,

Speaker 4 it's time that we have an honest conversation about Ronaldo. I don't even think he's a top three Ronaldo.
Yeah, I agree.

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Ronaldo.

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Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 2 He's and Pinaldo. And

Speaker 4 he's number six overall Ronaldo.

Speaker 2 Agreed. Agreed.
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Speaker 2 And of all the things, of all the curses, of all the ways that Atlanta sports can circle the drain, I didn't see a ref's foot hurting Trey Young's ankle as one of the possibilities.

Speaker 4 So I'm looking at Trey Young's line here. He played 39 minutes.

Speaker 2 He did. He went out, he came back in.

Speaker 4 Trey does that a lot. Like

Speaker 4 he'll take a two-minute break and wrap up like he's been Rothelsburg.

Speaker 2 Call out the AD.

Speaker 4 Yeah, exactly. He'll just take like, he does load management in the middle of games.

Speaker 2 I didn't realize. So

Speaker 2 he basically landed, then kind of stepped on the ref's foot, and then turned his ankle.

Speaker 2 And if you're an Atlanta sports fan, you're like, are you serious this is the way it's gonna happen i also didn't realize just how bad uh they zoomed in uh trey young's ankles are because he has like forrest gump braces on his ankles did you see those things no i didn't see they're like hard plastic casts on his ankles so they were already a major concern i see them oh yeah that's weird

Speaker 2 they look like air splints almost yeah those are the casts that they give you when they're like hey your ankles are trash and we know you're never going to be running because you're not an athletic person.

Speaker 2 Here, take these.

Speaker 4 Those look like the braces that they would put on your feet if your ankles were growing incorrectly. Right.
And it's like, don't take these off for two years. Right.
And they'll correct your bones.

Speaker 2 If you have scoliosis of the ankle.

Speaker 4 As they grow.

Speaker 2 Yeah. So that sucked, though, for Atlanta, but the game really, we got to talk about Chris Middleton, the Chris Middleton legacy game.
20 points.

Speaker 2 I think he scored 20 points in the fourth quarter. 20 points in the fourth quarter.

Speaker 4 The Hawks scored 17.

Speaker 2 Is that correct?

Speaker 4 Well, the Hawks also, I think they scored two points in the last four minutes of the game.

Speaker 4 That's tough to do. It is.

Speaker 2 I'm confirming it. No, he scored 20.
20 points in the fourth quarter from Chris Middleton, 17 for the Hawks. He was lights out.

Speaker 2 And this is, I mean, this is the Bucs, like, Giannis is the guy, but if they can get someone like Chris Middleton or Drew Holiday to step up, maybe Pat Conneton,

Speaker 2 they become a scary team. And I know Trey Young got hurt.
Like, that sucks. And he was shooting from the logo and doing all those things.

Speaker 2 And even that little stretch where he comes out changes the flow of the game.

Speaker 2 And I feel bad for Atlanta Sports, but the Bucs deserve a lot of credit because not only did they win this game, but they easily won Friday night. And maybe the Hawks, like...

Speaker 2 We might have overreacted a little for game one.

Speaker 4 I also think it's going to be very tough for the Hawks to win unless you have a Kevin Herder is unconscious game. Yeah.

Speaker 4 If Red Velvet's unconscious, then you have a chance and a pretty good chance at that. But tonight, I think he was, what, three for seven? Not a bad game, but he had 11 points.

Speaker 4 And if he has like 20, 22 points, then the Hawks have a chance. But if you don't get him involved, then like, what, are you waiting on like Collins? Are you waiting for him?

Speaker 2 Well, Bogdanovich has been hurt too. Look at this.
We're like Hawks apologists now. Yeah, well,

Speaker 4 we did picture them winning the championship.

Speaker 2 I did, though. I did stop myself and said that I'm not going to overreact to game one because I do think the Bucs are going to win this series.
And they, I mean, who knows?

Speaker 2 The Hawks, the Hawks at this point, though, every single, I was going into this game, I bet on the Bucs, but I said before I bet on the Bucs, I was like, I would have loved betting on the Bucs tonight.

Speaker 2 And then everything in my head was like, but Trey Young, but Trey Young, but Trey Young. That's what he does.
That's how much he can scare you, where it's like.

Speaker 4 Everything says the Bucs are better than the Hawks.

Speaker 2 They are. The Sixers were better than the Hawks, but Trey Young.
And that equalizes everything.

Speaker 4 It's also house money if you're a Hawks fan, if you're an Atlanta sports fan, because this is one where you're like, you know, there was no expectation before the season started that you would even be here right now.

Speaker 4 So it's not even really an Atlanta sports loss when you don't score more than two points in the last four minutes of the game because you shouldn't be here anyways. Right.

Speaker 4 I think they still know that.

Speaker 2 It's the window opening kind of loss. Like there is certain losses when you feel like a window is opening, you can handle a loss because you're like, this isn't the end.
This is just the beginning.

Speaker 2 You've got to go through your lumps. That's what these Hawks feel like.

Speaker 4 You know what this is, Big Cat?

Speaker 4 They got to learn how to win in the playoffs right now. they got to learn how to win different ways.

Speaker 2 No, they got to learn how to lose before they learn how to win.

Speaker 4 Yeah, so this taught them a very valuable lesson, which is score more than two points in the four minutes of the game.

Speaker 2 And don't and watch out for the refs' ankles. Yes, look out for the refs.
Always ankles. The refs ankles shouldn't have been there.

Speaker 2 But that is like imagine if Trey Young is just saying that it provoked.

Speaker 4 Yeah, it was.

Speaker 2 It did. It provoked.
Imagine if Trey Young is hobbled for the rest of the series. That is very Atlanta.

Speaker 4 That would now. If he had to have like surgery in the offseason, that would be very then.
That's very Atlanta.

Speaker 2 But either way, we're Hawks apologists and giving credit to the Bucs.

Speaker 2 I do think the Bucs are going to win this series in five or six.

Speaker 4 But, you know, who knows?

Speaker 2 Trey Young. Trey Young.
You just got to say Trey Young at the end of everything nice you say about a Hawks opponent, you just say Trey Young at the end. That way you can never lose.

Speaker 4 You know what? Trey Young is everything that was advertised and more. Yes.

Speaker 7 That's true.

Speaker 4 How did Brooke Lopez end up with minus 17 on the plus minus? He must have only played at like the start of the game. Well, no, he had 25 minutes.
I don't know. Stats lie.
Numbers lie.

Speaker 4 People tell you numbers never lie, they're lying.

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We're going to talk about Clippers and Sons.

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Up 3-1,

Speaker 2 maybe the worst second half of a game I've watched in a very long time.

Speaker 4 It was bad. And we had our one game earlier this postseason.
We're like, it's kind of cool to see games that are like 75 to 79 in the last couple of minutes. Quick reverse on that take.

Speaker 2 It was painful. I have some stats for you that really show how painful it was.

Speaker 2 The Suns scored 84 points. That is the least amount of points in a win this season.
They scored, they shot 24%

Speaker 2 in the second half. They went 0 for 9 from three point.
And the Clippers, and if you watch this game, you really know this stat really hits home.

Speaker 2 The Clippers went an astounding 0 for 10 go-ahead field goals because that was the entire fourth quarter.

Speaker 2 It was essentially the Suns would be up three, then the Clippers would get up, get it to one, and then the Clippers would miss.

Speaker 2 And then the Suns would get up five, and the Clippers would get it to one, and then the Clippers would miss. And it would just go like that over and over and over while we were watching.

Speaker 2 I think there was a moment, it was about six minutes, five minutes into the fourth quarter, where it was four to two Suns in the fourth quarter.

Speaker 4 Yeah, and Chris Paul had what very easily could have been like the worst fourth quarter performance of his career, but he ended up making just enough shots to keep the game

Speaker 7 and free throws.

Speaker 4 So he made all his free throws, right, except for the last one. Yeah.
So he was just bricking everything off the back rim.

Speaker 4 But he would make one out of every like, I don't know, three or four trips down the court. But the Clippers would make one out of every five trips down the court.

Speaker 4 So Chris Paul ended up looking like the hero in that game. When if something is slight, if playoff P becomes playoff P P plus, then he ends up actually winning that game.

Speaker 4 It was tough to watch Ballmer because Ballmer.

Speaker 2 Hannibal Elector.

Speaker 4 Hannibal Elector, or like the Andy Reid mask where he has the barbecue rib rotating and stuff.

Speaker 8 Yeah, he had a different one two games ago that looked a lot more comfortable, and then he went back and

Speaker 2 he was a surgery mask.

Speaker 4 He looked like Bane this time.

Speaker 2 It was cutting his face off. It was like his

Speaker 2 remember the TikTok of the English dude who went outside and got a tan. Yeah, it looks like Hannibal.
It's like you can see that. Yeah, that's what he, it was so tight on his face.

Speaker 4 You know what he looks like now that I realize it with the bald head and like the giant circular protruding mask? He kind of looks like a real-life version of Homer Simpson. Yeah.

Speaker 4 If you draw like a mouth on his mask, it would look a lot like that. But it was slowly starting to dawn on him during the fourth quarter of this game that maybe playoff Paul isn't exactly.

Speaker 4 Well, I like that.

Speaker 2 Playoff Paul with him. You just said playoff Paul.
Because that really kind of like there, you would never trust playoff Paul.

Speaker 4 No, you're taking all the wind out of him. Like when you just...
I'm removing his nickname.

Speaker 4 But you could see him when playoff he was missing some of those foul shots. Like Ballmer was just like looking down at his shoes like, I can't believe I'm paying this guy this much money.

Speaker 2 14 times, 14 times in the last 10 years, Playoff P, Playoff Paul, has shot 25% from the field or less in a playoff game.

Speaker 4 That seems not good.

Speaker 2 That's really bad if your nickname is Playoff P,

Speaker 2 which

Speaker 2 if you had to ask him, like, I wish we would someday get him on, like, he has to regret that. So, so much.
It's like big game James Shields. Like, you can't have a name like that, and

Speaker 2 you're going to be be mocked. You're going to be constantly mocked.

Speaker 4 Like Joe Theisman changed his name to rhyme with Heisman, and then he lost the Heisman. Right.

Speaker 2 The Kobe stopper. The Kobe stopper, Ruben Patterson.
You can't do that to yourself. But yeah, it was atrocious.
And we have to at least mention the Clippers did get screwed. And I hate the rule.

Speaker 2 But there's two things going on right now because the rule is the same rule that happened in game three, right? Yeah, game three. Where if you hit the ball, if you like basically pickpocket someone.

Speaker 4 Game two.

Speaker 2 I thought it was game, oh, it was game two. Okay, yeah,

Speaker 2 value oop.

Speaker 2 If you pickpocket someone and it like technically hits their hand last, going out of the out of bounds, but you're the one who forced it, they will then be like, hey, it's your ball because it like the last possible second, it was still touching, you know, Campaign's hand, which was what it was in game four, campaign's hand as it was going out.

Speaker 2 The refs, I appreciate the refs basically saying, we're not doing this again because I wanted to go to bed, so I was like, this is awesome, and I also bet the Suns.

Speaker 2 But if you're a Clippers fan, you have every right to be upset because the rule sucks, but you can't just decide not to do the rule one game after you, you know, did it two games ago.

Speaker 2 Rules are rules. The rules are rules.
Like,

Speaker 2 there's on one hand, the rule sucks. We all think it's bullshit.

Speaker 2 We all think that the game has gotten unwatchable at the end of these playoff games where it spends, you know, the last two minutes or 40 minutes of reviewing every single out-of-bounds possession.

Speaker 2 That sucks, but you still have to do it. You still have to look at it.
Otherwise, we're just deciding game to game, like whatever the refs feel up to.

Speaker 2 I was appreciative, but I understand anyone who had the Clippers or was rooting for the Clippers, you have a very fair gripe, and you should probably

Speaker 2 protest at the league office. Yeah, they didn't even protest.

Speaker 2 And you could tell, too, the refs, like everyone was complaining about it.

Speaker 4 I think Pat Beverly was yelling, and the refs were like, nope, we're just going to fucking keep this going yep not gonna take a look at this one shout out to my mom by the way her take finally after like 32 33 years shout out actually ends up being correct when she's like no you can't stay up and watch the fourth quarter the last two minutes takes 45 minutes yes she was no she was exaggerating

Speaker 4 now it's exactly correct it's gotten insane it was so bad that i actually i thought the thought occurred to me at the end of this game what if we just got rid of replay in every sport i feel like i would we've gone so far yeah in the direction of getting it right to the point where we're getting it wrong.

Speaker 4 And that sounds really deep because it is, but it's, it's actually like, it's kind of true. I enjoy sports more when we're not taking all these positives.
That even goes for the NFL.

Speaker 4 I was thinking like,

Speaker 4 what if we just stopped reviewing everything in the NFL?

Speaker 2 I feel like that would be better. That's why the rule, the pass interference rule, was the dumbest rule of all time when they're like, we're going to review something else.

Speaker 2 Yeah. I mean, I would like there to be give a sky judge.

Speaker 2 The problem is there are certain things that like I really do want replay but these are the I think in basketball when you're reviewing like these you know late late game oh it touched his like the inch of his finger yeah I'm fine with just getting rid of that replay and just living with the consequences which I know eventually will hurt me it will hurt everyone here because that's just how it rolls but yeah replay in this in this like circumstance has completely ruined the watchability of the games although there was that one play where it almost simultaneously hit off uh paul George in somebody else's hand, and the ref called a jump ball in real time.

Speaker 4 Just do that. And then we saw the replay, and it was like, that's really fucking close to being a jump ball.

Speaker 2 Like, I don't know how.

Speaker 4 That's a great call.

Speaker 2 Yes, yes.

Speaker 8 It should also be mentioned, though, but DeMarcus Cousins' intentional miss-free throw at the end of the game was one of the 26 I've ever seen.

Speaker 2 Yeah,

Speaker 2 he just doesn't either know the rules. I don't think he knows the rules.
I don't think he cares. Or he was like, fuck it.
I'm just going to throw it as hard as I can and hope this works.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I think that's

Speaker 7 good.

Speaker 2 Maybe he thought the refs were just not in the mood of calling things. I think he was trying to to break the backboard.
Yeah, maybe.

Speaker 4 Was he trying to throw an alley to himself off the backboard? Yeah,

Speaker 2 the game gets basically suspended.

Speaker 4 Because he hangs on the rim, breaks the ref. That's actually

Speaker 4 you could do a lot worse than that.

Speaker 2 He tried to throw the ball through the backboard.

Speaker 2 It was hilarious. It also is just so funny whenever he like pops up in this series or in the playoffs in general.
You're like, wait, what?

Speaker 2 Clippers?

Speaker 4 Okay. Mike Greenberg's dumb rule.
If you had a guy like, remember Escalade from the N1 mixtape? Yes. Big boy R.I.P.

Speaker 4 Take a time, a moment of silence for Escalade.

Speaker 4 If you had a guy like that on your team and you're trailing by like five points in the fourth quarter, two minutes left, could Escalade just go down and break the basket on purpose with a dunk?

Speaker 2 That's what Poogie Cousins is doing.

Speaker 4 Then they delay, then they bring out the backup basket, and then Escalade breaks it again. Yeah.
And then what are you going to do? You can't finish the game.

Speaker 2 Although they changed the baskets after Shaq. They did.
Like, they're very, very hard to break. It sucks.
Because a broken backboard was the coolest thing ever. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 I feel like it just never happens ever anymore.

Speaker 2 Shaq did that.

Speaker 4 The only thing that was better than a step over was breaking a backbone on a dude.

Speaker 2 Shaq's legacy. Like if Shaq, whenever Shaq gets in arguments with Charles Barkley or anyone else, he should just be like,

Speaker 2 they literally changed the construction of the hoop because of me.

Speaker 4 Should we start talking about

Speaker 4 that? I feel like it's been a while since we've had a baby Shaq discussion in the NBA. Should we start talking about Aiden? DeAndre Aiden as baby Shaq, the Shaq diss?

Speaker 2 He's no, there's no back-to-the-basket guys anymore.

Speaker 8 Yeah. They're saying it makes sense, too.
It's like at the end of the games when everyone's trying to find offense, there's no one you can just pass the ball

Speaker 8 down the post and get a basket.

Speaker 2 I do appreciate DeAndre Ayton being like, Chris Paul has changed my life.

Speaker 2 And it's like, we know because Chris Paul makes every big guy that much better because he basically just passes it to you in the best place possible.

Speaker 2 But yeah, Chris, it was, it feels like it's Suns and Five because Chris Paul was terrible. I think Chris Paul was also just gassed.
And

Speaker 2 I don't think he had COVID. So I think he was just

Speaker 2 not all the way there from just sitting out for a couple weeks.

Speaker 4 I do have a little bit of insider information. AJ Tedes is going to be at the game, fourth row.

Speaker 2 Oh, okay.

Speaker 2 We were wondering.

Speaker 4 Keep an eye out for her on TV.

Speaker 2 So you're still talking to her?

Speaker 4 No, I don't talk to her.

Speaker 2 She DR.

Speaker 8 You're not flying out?

Speaker 4 No, I'm not flying out. Damn.

Speaker 2 Got her.

Speaker 4 Damn. I just thought I'd pass that along.
It seems like it's going to be a good morale boost to see her there.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Whose jersey was there? Although it might be the opposite.
It might be the scene from The Godfather when they fly in the brother from Italy and they're like, oh, no, like, my girl's here.

Speaker 2 And then Devin Brooker's like, my girl's here. And then Chris Ball's like, no, wait, that's my girl.
Yeah. I think they just go down the line.

Speaker 4 I think they probably know. It's probably more of a concern for any girlfriends that might be

Speaker 4 in the stands.

Speaker 2 Yeah, if they put him in the wive

Speaker 2 section.

Speaker 4 The wag section.

Speaker 2 I don't know about that.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but it was a terrible game. Again, the refs screwed it, but they also helped us because they were like, this game is so hard to watch.
We just want it to end.

Speaker 2 But playoff P, I feel bad because

Speaker 2 he deserves credit for the Utah series, like I said a week ago, but he has been back to, he's gone back to playoff P.

Speaker 4 He just looks so sad.

Speaker 8 He's just not, he's not taking games over at the end. He's playing well, but they don't have Kawhi.
Also, they're playing a lot of games in not a lot of time.

Speaker 2 Also, shout out Mike Breen with like the line of the century when he was like in Kawhi's going nuts. And Mark Jackson, unintentionally the funniest announcer of all time.

Speaker 2 as they're showing Devin Booker,

Speaker 2 and it says Devin Booker fouled out. Mark Jackson's like, Monty Williams wants to get Devin Booker out here because he's in foul trouble.

Speaker 2 They're going to sub him out for defense and then bring him back in. He's like, yeah, actually, that's true.
Six fouls is the most amount of foul trouble you can get.

Speaker 4 Yeah, and then it was about like, I think, five seconds later, he goes, he's got six fouls.

Speaker 2 Six fouls. I fucking love him.
I love him. And we get deeper in the playoffs.
These guys,

Speaker 2 you get so used to hearing them talk yeah, that you start. It's like having

Speaker 2 you know, family over for a weekend, and you hear, like, oh man, that was stupid what you just said.

Speaker 2 You, we're now living with Mark Jackson every other day, so every little thing he says, you're like, wait, what? That makes no sense.

Speaker 4 Playoffs, it's also like Thanksgiving, where the longer you go, the drunker they get. Yeah, and you can tell he's already had a couple glasses of sunset blush in him.

Speaker 2 It's only going to get funner.

Speaker 4 Yeah. All right.

Speaker 2 So let's talk some hockey. Uh,

Speaker 2 boys,

Speaker 2 we officially went to the last game game in the Nassau Coliseum. Yeah, R.I.P.
So, shout out to us.

Speaker 2 Some people were trying to throw a Jinx at us. I don't know.
I would say that's not our fault. We brought a win.
Yeah, Jake the Jinx wasn't there. It did.
That

Speaker 2 of all the ways you can lose in playoff hockey, obviously losing in overtime game seven is the worst.

Speaker 2 I still remember when the Kings beat the Blackhawks and like watching it and being like, wait, it's over? It's done.

Speaker 2 But losing 1-0 on a shorthanded goal and then just watching painfully as you can't do anything is pretty far up there.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 4 Shorthanded goal, 1-0.

Speaker 4 Really, no great chances for the Islanders either. Nope.
They were like, once or twice they were able to center across the puck and it went across the face of the goal.

Speaker 4 And it's like, maybe, and nope, there's a guy and he's five feet away.

Speaker 2 Oh, and they also had

Speaker 2 actually the most frustrating thing that can happen in hockey is when you pull the goalie and the other team gets the puck on the other side of your goal and just burns like 30 seconds. Just

Speaker 2 sit there and you freak out and you're saying to yourself, how can this happen? Get it out, get it out, get it out, and you can't get it out. That is the worst feeling in the world.

Speaker 4 They did a great job literally standing on top of the puck. Yeah, I think that's all that they were doing.
And they would have it trapped between the ice, the skate, and their stick.

Speaker 4 And they're like, fuck you. You're not getting it.
It's like a dog with a toy and you're trying to get it out of its mouth and you just can't.

Speaker 2 You pulled out with the park. Exactly.

Speaker 4 With a tennis ball. And you weren't getting that ball back.
It was, yeah, it was frustrating for the Islanders.

Speaker 2 That actually is a perfect analogy because it is when you're at the dog park and a bulldog gets a hold of the tennis ball. Tennis ball you brought, yeah, you're just like, it's okay.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Like, it's all right. We got more at home.
Yeah.

Speaker 7 It's all right.

Speaker 4 So are we a Canadians podcast?

Speaker 2 Yeah, I mean, fuck third leg Greg. Well, fuck the Islanders.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Fuck the Lightning. I mean, not fuck the Islanders.

Speaker 2 Yeah, no, fuck the Lightning. Fuck Third Leg Greg.

Speaker 2 I hope your charity's run out of money, bro. Like, I have no problem saying that again to you.

Speaker 4 I think the Canadiens are now officially America's team. It feels like it's coming home.
Is it coming home? It's coming home. It's coming home for the Canadiennes.

Speaker 4 Did you do a segment for our French listeners?

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 4 Le Canadienne.

Speaker 2 Give it to us. Give us some French, Jake.

Speaker 8 Jeim apelle.

Speaker 9 Jeunesse pas.

Speaker 2 Oh. Jeff.
What was that, Billy? Jeune compréne. Okay, you know what? You can talk during this segment, but only in French.

Speaker 4 C'est

Speaker 7 jaime la grandui.

Speaker 4 Sa rantre on le maison. I think that means it's coming home.
Sa rantre on le maison.

Speaker 2 Croc monsieur. Oh, that's a delicious sandwich.
Croc madame.

Speaker 2 Is that also a delicious sandwich? Muy we. Okay.
Jake?

Speaker 10 La coup revienne à la maison.

Speaker 4 Beautiful. The cup is coming home.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 La coup revien a la maison.

Speaker 2 The thing that I would, if you're a Canadian fan, you probably are confident in just the fact that everyone says lightning in five. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Everyone has predicted that the Canadiens will lose every single round, and every single round, Carrie Price has stood on his head.

Speaker 2 And they don't have to really worry about the Russ versus Russ because game one's Monday night.

Speaker 4 I'll say this about the Lightning. They're what the French call les encompétante.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Or

Speaker 2 fucking losers. That's the translation.

Speaker 2 All right, so that was our hockey talk. Should we talk a little POL? Talking about losers.
Nice segue.

Speaker 4 I forgot to watch the game.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 I'll give you a rehash.

Speaker 4 I looked at the box score.

Speaker 4 Tell me why, Big Cat, we should not sell the team right now.

Speaker 8 At the primetime music, ESPN?

Speaker 2 Yeah, no, no, I'll tell you exactly what happened. Have you ever seen the movie Old Yeller? Uh-huh.
All right, so the end of that movie. That's what we need to do to the Water Dogs.

Speaker 9 They're fucking suck.

Speaker 2 Take them out back. Uh-huh.
Shoot him in the head. Not actually.

Speaker 2 With a BB gun. Right.
Just injure them. With a water gun.
But yeah, they suck, man. I think Paul Rabel put them on prime time because, as we discussed on Friday,

Speaker 2 he runs the entire league. Either he or his brother makes every decision ever.
I'm pretty sure he put us on prime time just to embarrass him.

Speaker 4 Now, didn't the team that we played, weren't they good last year?

Speaker 2 They were good. Okay, so.
So

Speaker 2 everyone was saying to me...

Speaker 4 I'm not,

Speaker 4 I don't embrace excuses. I embrace solutions.

Speaker 4 So how are we going to most effectively kill this team?

Speaker 2 Well, so here's the thing. Everyone was saying to me on Saturday night, like, dude, it's not, the Water Dogs aren't bad.
It's the Archers are really good.

Speaker 2 That doesn't fly for me. I'm not, that's fucking.
You think Jerry Jones is cool with that? He's like, hey, the Packers are really good. It's not that the Cowboys are really bad.
No, fuck that.

Speaker 2 Right, Jerry Jerry sucks.

Speaker 4 Jerry's out here trying to win a championship every year.

Speaker 2 Every single year. And so I am putting it on the Water Dogs.
I think that as a podcast, we need to throw down the gauntlet. This weekend is a must-win.

Speaker 2 Okay, well, can't lose.

Speaker 4 We'll pick at how combo. We should get Caesar Milan on here to teach us how to train these dogs.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 How do you train an unruly dog? How about just shoot the fucking dog?

Speaker 2 You can shoot. Yeah.
Whoa, shoot more.

Speaker 4 You can just not look at them.

Speaker 4 That's a good way to train a dog is to deny it attention.

Speaker 2 I said this before the show, and I didn't know if I was going to say it on here, but I'll just say it. I think we should contact Mike Vick about coaching the Water Dogs.

Speaker 2 Because it's gotten to that point. Yeah.
It's gotten to that point. Okay.

Speaker 2 I'm okay with that. I hate this team.

Speaker 4 I want to put, I want to put ice on all their boners right now because they don't, they don't deserve, you know what? They don't deserve the name dogs. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 I don't want to, I don't want to make this about dogs. I want to make them earn their dog.
Right.

Speaker 2 And they don't. They have not done that yet.
They're just water. It's just water.
Water. You guys are water.
It's just a pussy puddle that we stomp through.

Speaker 4 You guys are piss, actually.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 4 You're a piss puddle.

Speaker 2 Either way, the guys seem like nice guys, so I'm rooting for them personally, but as a team, as a collective, Still the coolest uniforms.

Speaker 2 Hate our coach.

Speaker 2 That's about it. I'm going to move on.
A lot of people thought that Jake was calling this game. Oh, no.
They turned it on, and they're like, where's Jake?

Speaker 4 Did they turn on, what's his name, Ryan Boyle?

Speaker 2 Bro?

Speaker 2 He was there. Have you reached out to Bro?

Speaker 11 I gave him a follow, nothing yet.

Speaker 2 So he hasn't followed you back? Not yet. Did we say that on the air?

Speaker 4 What his nicknames were? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Oh, do we do?

Speaker 9 Rip with two P's in Bro.

Speaker 2 Yeah, according to Wikipedia. That's so smooth.
I'm looking forward to meeting you.

Speaker 4 We got to give you a lacrosse nickname.

Speaker 4 I mean, Jake is a pretty good lacrosse name in general.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Marsh is also pretty good.

Speaker 4 Billy, you should do that as one of your things at the end. Come up with the nickname.
The lacrosse nickname for

Speaker 2 Jake. All right, well, so bro has not followed you back.

Speaker 2 It'd be a shame if people tweeted as like, hey, dude, why don't you follow Jake Marsh back?

Speaker 4 Sounds like Treble in Paradise, actually. Sounds like he's starting the beef.

Speaker 2 That's fucked up. Fucked mine.

Speaker 9 He's got four more weeks of games before working with me.

Speaker 10 It's a long ways away.

Speaker 2 Okay. Okay.

Speaker 2 Anything else? Oh, we had the first baseball substance

Speaker 2 ejection in the White Sox Mariners game. This is great.
Rob Manford finally has a head.

Speaker 4 Do you see what they did with the glove?

Speaker 2 Yeah, they put it in a pad.

Speaker 4 They put it in like a plastic, like a kitchen trash bag. Trash bag, yeah.
And then the announcer was like, and according to league protocols, this is being hermetically sealed.

Speaker 4 They were trying to use big words, describe. No, they put it in a fucking hefty bag.
Yeah. And then they wrapped it around itself.

Speaker 4 They did a piss-poor job, actually, actually, of wrapping up the glove.

Speaker 2 Yes.

Speaker 4 Now there's my prediction: there's going to be a chain of custody issue that comes into play with the glove.

Speaker 4 The pitcher's going to peel it, he's going to get off, and Rob Manford still won't have a head.

Speaker 2 Yes, yes. So, yeah, I think it's so stupid.
It's just so fucking stupid, baseball. And also, baseball revealed their all-star jerseys, which are atrocious.

Speaker 2 But who cares?

Speaker 4 Listen, it was

Speaker 4 honestly, it wasn't as bad as I thought that they would be.

Speaker 2 So, the and they're very bad. The

Speaker 2 away are bad. The home, the whites aren't that bad.

Speaker 2 The blues were bad. Yep.
Yeah. Yep.

Speaker 2 Listen,

Speaker 2 I had that sentence all the way.

Speaker 2 All right, let's do who's back of the week. And then we have Colin Morikawa on.
Awesome interview. In person.

Speaker 2 In-person interviews are back. It feels great.
You know who else is back?

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Speaker 8 If you didn't see the clip, it's on our Instagram. I'll try and explain it, give it a little bit of context, though.
It's an insane clip, one of the best banging chains videos I've ever seen.

Speaker 8 The best, actually. I'll just say it.
But it was the PDGA Disc Golf World Championship. So, you know, Stanley Cup World Series, whatever you want to call it, for disc golf.

Speaker 8 James Conrad, it was the 18th hole. James Conrad was down by a stroke.
I don't know exactly how they worded.

Speaker 8 I don't know how they worded it in disc golf. I'm assuming like regular golf.
Down by one, going into the last hole. He threw in a 247-foot birdie to push it into a playoff.

Speaker 2 Hole and one? Hole and one.

Speaker 4 And he bent it around like a tree. It was a dogleg right.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Full crowd.

Speaker 8 It was insane. People went crazy, forced it to a playoff, and then he won the playoffs.
He did.

Speaker 2 He won.

Speaker 2 I didn't follow up.

Speaker 4 He knew that Paul Macbeth was not going to be able to come back after that.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 4 Like, all the momentum was on James Conrad's side.

Speaker 2 That was such. I don't care if you, like, we obviously think that disc golf is a sport.
It's absolutely a sport. It's more of a sport than lacrosse.
But we, we,

Speaker 2 if you don't even think it's a sport, watching this moment has to get you pumped up. Like, it has to get you pressured.

Speaker 8 Yeah, it's any, it's any sport. The pressure when you have live fans and it's like a moment like that, you have to have ice water in your veins.
You have to be an athlete.

Speaker 2 That was a big throw. That was a big time.

Speaker 8 Big time players make big time throws, and that's exactly what he did.

Speaker 4 I actually think that this is the most clutch play ever in the history of any sport.

Speaker 7 Like,

Speaker 4 name me a better shot than this.

Speaker 8 The guy, well, the John Daly, when he won the British Open, he had that crazy chip-in to force the playoff. Then he lost.

Speaker 2 I was going to say, when the dudes at the Travelers today played

Speaker 2 17 playoff holes.

Speaker 4 Of the same hole.

Speaker 2 Just getting pars back to back. Yeah.

Speaker 4 The shot that Butler had against Duke that didn't go in.

Speaker 2 That was a better shot, maybe. Patrick Mahomes touchdown that was dropped

Speaker 2 in the Super Bowl.

Speaker 4 You know what's a better shot than that? We talked about it a couple months ago.

Speaker 4 The Joelle Embiid rebound full court heave that took place in like 0.5 seconds that hit off the back of of the rim, right?

Speaker 7 No, no, no, did it go in and it didn't count?

Speaker 4 I can't remember. I think it just missed.
It just missed. That's the best shot of all time.
Second best now behind James Conrad.

Speaker 2 That shot was awesome.

Speaker 8 Yeah, I watched a clip of the ball. I watched all the

Speaker 2 million angles on the million angles, yeah.

Speaker 4 Goosebumps.

Speaker 2 What is this? Oh, here it is. Jake's playing the Joe Embiid.

Speaker 4 There's the miss. And then the full court heave.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it hit off the back of the backboard. Yeah.

Speaker 4 That would have been the best shot ever.

Speaker 2 That would have. Pastor Mahomes, still.
Greatest incompletion of my lifetime. Is that all? I always remember it.
For Who's Back? Yep. Yep.
All right, cool. Just one?

Speaker 2 For Who's Back? Just one.

Speaker 8 Who's Back?

Speaker 2 Got it.

Speaker 4 My Who's Back of the Week is Cinema. Cinema's Back.

Speaker 4 So F9 had a massive weekend at the box office, and Vin Diesel,

Speaker 2 our poet laureate. I like how you say it.
Say it again.

Speaker 4 Vin Diesel.

Speaker 2 I like it.

Speaker 2 How do you say it? No, you just really, there's a little extra emphasis on the sill, and I like it. Vin Diesel, baby.
Yeah, I like it a lot. Yeah.
Like, I love that.

Speaker 2 I say Vin Diesel, so I need to, it's more of a Z. Sounds like a bison or bison.

Speaker 8 That sounds like how Toto would say it.

Speaker 2 Yeah, give it to me again. Hit me again.

Speaker 4 I'm putting some fucking

Speaker 2 effect on his name. You should do the same thing.

Speaker 4 Hit me again. Vin Diesel.

Speaker 2 Yes, yes. That's good.
So Vin Diesel. I'm hot right now.

Speaker 4 He gave a quote, and he goes, cinema is back. Hell yeah.
Because F9 topped the box office this weekend. People are going back to the movie theaters.

Speaker 4 You can't watch a Fast and the Furious. That's not an Amazon Prime purchase that you make in the comfort of your own home.
You need to go out around other people to watch.

Speaker 4 And they're not a sponsor of the show, as far as I know. But we had an extended conversation about how every Fast and the Furious is the same movie and it kicks ass every single time.

Speaker 4 Except for Hank, he doesn't like it. Hank doesn't like it because he's a wet blanket, but they're in space now.
They're in fucking space.

Speaker 2 I just said we shouldn't do a review.

Speaker 4 That's not what I said at all.

Speaker 8 I just said there's no point in doing a review because all the movies are the same.

Speaker 4 I don't think that there's a franchise of movies that's better to watch stoned in your entirety than Fast and the Furious.

Speaker 8 Transformers.

Speaker 4 No, I would say

Speaker 2 wrong.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I don't know. Star Wars, maybe.

Speaker 2 Never seen it. It's too long.

Speaker 4 Black Ops. I actually haven't seen Star Wars either.

Speaker 2 We should see it sometime with fun.

Speaker 4 Yeah, sure.

Speaker 2 You just spoil everything. Yeah.

Speaker 2 It'd actually be electric to hear Frank tell us the punchlines.

Speaker 4 That should be something that we do if we lose a bet where we have to live stream ourselves watching Star Wars for the first time. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 4 Yeah, cinema's back. So you hear that, Wes Anderson? You're fucked.
It feels good. Vin Diesel is here.

Speaker 2 You got one who's back or two?

Speaker 4 I just have the one. All right.

Speaker 2 That's it. Nice.
Nice.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 What?

Speaker 8 No, I'm just surprised that's it.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's only one. All right, my who's back is.

Speaker 4 I gave you the disc off one.

Speaker 7 Superstars asking out of their

Speaker 2 asking off their teams. Damian Lillard.
It has finally happened.

Speaker 2 He, so Chauncey Phillips got hired, or is a led.

Speaker 8 There was a lot of backlash. I don't know if it's actually that.

Speaker 2 So I didn't know that Chauncey Bills had a rape allegation like 25 years ago.

Speaker 2 So he was, he's going to probably be hired by the Blazers. And then Chris Paul, or sorry, Damian Lillard.
I don't say Chris Paul. Damian Lillard,

Speaker 2 there was an article which essentially was Damian Lillard's agent just hit up Chris Haynes at Yahoo and was like

Speaker 2 a Yahoo.

Speaker 2 I don't know why I said it like that. Yahoo.

Speaker 2 He hit him up at Yahoo. Although it's a Yahoo with the exclamation.

Speaker 2 It's Yahoo. And essentially, it was just a press release for being like, Damian Lillard loves the fans, so don't blame him, but he wants out.

Speaker 2 So it feels like it's going to happen.

Speaker 4 Yeah, the Chauncey Phillips thing, I didn't know about it. Were people like waiting for him to get a job to bring this back up? I think so.

Speaker 2 So the Chris Haynes story was the second paragraph: Lillard has remained loyal to Portland in large part due to the tremendous fan base.

Speaker 2 But over the last few days, he's seen some of those same fans attacking him on social media for a pending coaching hire. He played no part in consummating, sources said.
That came from Damien Lillard.

Speaker 2 He essentially did a press release being like, hey, guys, I've always had your back, and you guys are not being cool to me, so I'm out.

Speaker 4 Would just be like a little understanding as he finds out for the first time that his coach says like these allegations.

Speaker 2 Right.

Speaker 4 I don't think his endorsement of Chauncey had anything to do with that in the first place.

Speaker 2 But that it does, it feels like the end is coming. And I think everyone is kind of...
Damien Willard has been the exception, not the rule, in that he has remained loyal and he deserves credit. Yeah.

Speaker 2 But it does feel like this is going to probably end up being a trade.

Speaker 4 I like Damien. The only reason that this makes me sad is because I don't know what's going to happen with C.J.
McCollum now. And it feels like him and Damien work really well together.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 So I just want to see my boy CJ end up happy somewhere.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I agree. I also want to see Dame

Speaker 4 have a chance at winning something. I would like to see him on the Nets, actually.
Why not make that trade? Wow. Dame for Kyrie.
Oh,

Speaker 2 I forgot to point that out. The Suns Clippers fourth quarter, I was thinking, like, I kind of missed super teams because this wouldn't happen.
Yeah. Like, super teams

Speaker 2 don't score four points in seven minutes.

Speaker 4 Right. There's Dwight Howard, by the way, sitting court side of this game.
I love it.

Speaker 2 Looking cool. I love it.
Probably need to get into the game.

Speaker 4 But yeah, like, where's he going to go? What teams would you like to see Dame on?

Speaker 2 I would the Knicks. Obviously, people just keep saying the Knicks, the Knicks, the Knicks.

Speaker 2 I don't know.

Speaker 2 I mean...

Speaker 4 Dame for Ben Smith.

Speaker 2 Lakers fans

Speaker 2 are

Speaker 2 one and the same to Yankee fans when it ever comes to a free agent. They're like, hey, or not even a free agent, a trade,

Speaker 2 someone who could get traded. They basically are like, yeah, Rich Paul, go get him.

Speaker 2 Clutch, sign him.

Speaker 2 And he would just come to the Lakers.

Speaker 4 I actually don't think that he would play well with LeBron.

Speaker 2 I mean, they would just win a title.

Speaker 4 But it wouldn't be fun for me to watch personally.

Speaker 2 No, it wouldn't be fun to watch.

Speaker 4 That's what I mean when I say that they wouldn't work well at all.

Speaker 2 Agreed. Agreed.
It's a bummer, but I also kind of figured it would happen eventually. He's not getting younger.
He's like 31 or something.

Speaker 2 Jake, who's back?

Speaker 4 Jacoby Ellsberry is back.

Speaker 2 What? Yeah.

Speaker 11 Thus Metroia had a ceremony at Fenway on Friday night, and

Speaker 14 Michael Tim Wakefield and Jacoby Ellsberry was spotted for the first time in forever. He pretty much went into hibernation after the Yankees thing ended poorly, and no one knows where he went.

Speaker 8 Is he under contract by the Yankees still?

Speaker 2 I just read that.

Speaker 8 Because he was wearing the Red Sox jersey and I saw that. I was like, if I was a Yankees fan, I'd be low-key too.

Speaker 11 They did a $5 million buyout this year.

Speaker 2 This year? Yeah. Oh, my God.

Speaker 10 They're still paying him, but now he's back in the middle of the day.

Speaker 8 Like, it's painful enough, but to come back wearing the Red Sox jersey, like, I loved it. But yeah, if I was a Yankees fan, that would be triggering beyond belief.

Speaker 4 Are you allowed to do that if you're still under contract?

Speaker 2 Well, I guess you got the Yankees.

Speaker 8 That's why I was confused because I saw it. I was like, I would be, if I was even management, like, I'd be furious.

Speaker 4 That would be in my paperwork at the end. I'll be like, okay, listen, I'll give you a buyout.

Speaker 4 But I have one rule, and the only rule is you're not allowed to wear a Red Sox uniform for a calendar year. Right.

Speaker 2 Ric Flair being there was pretty funny. Yeah.
He's like, why is Ric Flair here? And they're like, yeah, Dustin Bedroad is just a huge Ric Flair fan. Like, say no more.
That's awesome.

Speaker 4 Dude, yeah, Ric Flair does that from time to time. He's like a real-life cameo.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 4 Like, he has a service where you just ask Ric Flair to show up at your broken.

Speaker 2 And he will do it.

Speaker 4 And he'll be like, where's the coat? That's cool.

Speaker 2 Done.

Speaker 2 Billy, do you want to do a who's back?

Speaker 7 Yeah, I got one. Okay.

Speaker 15 Magic Johnson finally got the news that Ben Simmons is terrible at shooting. Oh.
And his piece of advice to Ben Simmons was that he needs to play more basketball. So thank you, Magic Johnson.

Speaker 2 I actually agree with that.

Speaker 2 I do think Ben Simmons is, not to

Speaker 2 be like on

Speaker 2 first take, but I do think Ben Simmons is probably one of those guys who falls in the camp of he's really good at basketball, but probably doesn't love basketball. Because

Speaker 2 you can't love basketball and just never fix the fact that you can't shoot, right?

Speaker 2 If you loved it, you would probably shoot.

Speaker 4 No, he loves basketball. He just doesn't love the basket.
Yeah, but he. He needs to spend a summer just loving the basketball.

Speaker 2 Right. I just think that if you had this glaring hole in your game year after year after year, at some point you would come back and be like, hey, guys, guess what I did?

Speaker 2 I shot 10,000 jumpers this summer.

Speaker 4 I'm going to be in the middle of the day.

Speaker 8 I still think it's a Philly thing, and people haven't really caught it. Like, Like, the Marco Foltz and Ben Simmons, like, something's up there.

Speaker 4 Yeah, it is really good.

Speaker 2 Dimensions slow down. You want to just really

Speaker 2 fire?

Speaker 8 Legitimately.

Speaker 2 Tire fire.

Speaker 2 Legitimately.

Speaker 4 I think one of two things needs to happen in Philadelphia. Well, one of the things that I'm going to do is

Speaker 2 I think not.

Speaker 4 You know what they need to do? They need to secretly make the hoops bigger in the Philadelphia 76ers gym. And just like tell Ben Simmons, okay, here's the key to the gym.

Speaker 4 Go practice as much as you want this summer. Let him get his confidence up.
Have a good time.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but that's the problem. I think he would be.
I don't think he would practice.

Speaker 4 He might practice more if he's making a couple of shots every now and again.

Speaker 4 Give him 25% bigger rims and just see what that does. Actually, fuck it.
Just go like twice as big and see.

Speaker 4 That's the test is make them twice as big and see if he tells you, hey, there's something different about the rims. Right.

Speaker 2 Because it's like the Jamarcus Russell, right?

Speaker 4 Yeah, putting the $200 bill in the back of the playbook or whatever.

Speaker 2 Right. And he basically just never got to the end of the playbook.
Or I think Johnny Menzel, there was a story like that where his iPad, they could see that he just never never played any of the tape.

Speaker 4 But it was also in draft day that's Bo Callahan. I don't think he remembers that.

Speaker 2 I think the Jamarcus Russell story was because it was still VHS's and he just didn't. He returned in the middle of it.
He returned in. None of them were at the end.

Speaker 8 Credit where it's due to Magic Johnson, just great vacation. His vacation looks awesome.

Speaker 2 Oh, so he just goes on a huge-ass boat in the middle of where?

Speaker 4 It looked like the French Riviera. So yeah, he's just working out on a boat.

Speaker 2 That is, that's the way to do it.

Speaker 15 Is that why he responds so late? He's just on a a boat.

Speaker 2 No, he also responds late when he's not on a boat.

Speaker 2 He texts his, our friend Rob Lowe asked him, and he got the answer to it. He texts someone who then tweets the text.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 there's a loss in translation. It's basically old-timey newspapers where they like they like telegram.

Speaker 2 Yeah, they telegram

Speaker 2 the end of the game into the newspaper and hope they get it there before print.

Speaker 4 What did Magic Johnson say when he quit? He's like, I'm not going to show up on Monday. I'm not going to be be here.
I'm not going to be here.

Speaker 2 I'm not going to be here.

Speaker 4 Magic Johnson is definitely not.

Speaker 4 I think he just got sick of having an office.

Speaker 4 If you're Magic Johnson, you probably, what, it was probably 20 years after he retired from basketball. He didn't have an office ever.

Speaker 2 Well, he's made a shitload of money.

Speaker 4 He's a great businessman, but I feel like the office was the road, baby.

Speaker 2 And as Donald Sterling said, put in that clip.

Speaker 2 Big Magic Johnson. What has he ever done? He's got AIDS.

Speaker 2 Unbelievable clip. I still can't believe that happened.
What has he done? Can you tell me? Big Magic Johnson. What has he done?

Speaker 4 Well,

Speaker 4 he's a business person.

Speaker 2 He's got AIDS. I also like that.
I really can't. Put that clip in there.
I cannot believe that happened. For real.
Like, it's just...

Speaker 2 Remember, and remember the...

Speaker 2 We need to do like a whole episode about Donald Sterling and just the weird fallout.

Speaker 4 Remember the deposition. The deposition is.
It's like she's kissing me. She's sucking on me.

Speaker 2 She uses her mouth.

Speaker 4 She makes me feel good. Sir, the question was, is this your handwriting?

Speaker 2 Yes, yes. And then remember his girlfriend who wore that big visor? Yeah.
All around town? The visor's sick. Weird.
Whole thing was weird.

Speaker 4 I actually got one of those visors.

Speaker 2 Of course you did. And then threw it away before ever wearing it.

Speaker 2 Okay, let's get to our interview. We got Colin Morikawa on.
Before we do that, quick word from our friends at Amazon Studio. Well, guess what?

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There's everything there. The humor.

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And guess what? It's coming out Friday, July 2nd on Prime Video, streaming worldwide.

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It is the event of the 4th of July weekend. I will be watching it guaranteed.

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Okay, here he is, Colin Moricawa.

Speaker 2 Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest. It is PGA champion.

Speaker 2 Wait, they already did the

Speaker 2 2020 PGA champion, Colin Morikawa.

Speaker 10 Very good to have you on.

Speaker 2 Sorry, I forgot that they changed the order of the majors. So I was going to say that you were still reigning champion, but you're not.
My bad.

Speaker 9 Yeah, but you know what? What I've learned, well, thanks for having me here. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 9 What I've learned is that for Phil, after he says he doesn't care how he played after the week after, he's still the PJ champion. I'm still the PJ champion.

Speaker 2 That's true. Yeah, you are.

Speaker 9 You're going to live with it forever.

Speaker 2 Also, I would say that

Speaker 2 how young you won your PJA championship and how great you've been at such a young age, it's okay to be like, hey, I think I'll have another crack at these things and probably win all of them.

Speaker 9 I hope so.

Speaker 9 Let's not burn any bridges, but I hope so. It's so cool.
I mean, it changes your life. It really does.
We're very fortunate. I'm very fortunate to have done one

Speaker 9 so early, like you said.

Speaker 9 It makes that question of when you show up, when are you going to win your first? Yeah. You don't have to worry about it.

Speaker 2 Right.

Speaker 2 I mean, we always give tips because every pro athlete wants tips from us, but win your Super Bowl early in your career so that way people aren't like, oh, I can't win the big one.

Speaker 2 Like, you got that out of the way. Now it's not, hey, he can't win the big one.
Yeah. I love that.

Speaker 4 So, I mean, you're obviously very young to be a PGA champion, which is awesome.

Speaker 4 I'm always curious about what the process is like when a golfer turns pro because it's different from like any other sport out there.

Speaker 4 And even if you're deciding what college to go to, a lot of times players make like a big deal out of like selecting the hat, all that stuff.

Speaker 4 When you decide to turn pro, is it just like one day you're like, hey, I'm declaring myself to be a professional golfer? Or is there like, is it the day that you sign your first contract?

Speaker 4 How does that work?

Speaker 9 It's as simple as that. I mean, I think you guys should just turn pro right now.

Speaker 2 I'm pro. Yeah.
There you go. Kill.
You're a professional.

Speaker 2 I'm a professional golfer.

Speaker 9 You make money on the golf course. So maybe I'll give you a dollar and we can go play.

Speaker 9 Like you're technically, you could be a professional golfer.

Speaker 9 There's nothing to it. So you don't wake up feeling different.
You don't sign with any teams. Yeah, you know, you sign a couple contracts

Speaker 9 when you turn pro out of college, but

Speaker 9 there's not much. I mean,

Speaker 9 the dream of becoming a pro, you just have to realize like this is it.

Speaker 9 But you don't wake up really feeling any different.

Speaker 4 Has there ever been a golfer who's like declared themselves to no longer be an amateur, but they're like, okay, I've turned pro.

Speaker 4 And then they go out there and they just stink and everybody's like, what's going on with this guy? He said that he was pro.

Speaker 9 I think we see that all the time. Okay.
I mean, mean, did you guys hear what happened like on the on some Monday qualifier two weeks ago? These guys were going to be

Speaker 9 like, I mean, those guys are pros too, but

Speaker 9 maybe that's the pros like that you want to see.

Speaker 9 Um, I don't know, like, it's that's why like the definition of a professional golfer is very slim because there's so many tours, there's so many people that can play and become a professional golfer.

Speaker 9 Um, but you know, you look at a professional golfer as guys on Corn Ferry, PJ Tour, European Tour. Yeah.
Like, those guys are the ones that are, like,

Speaker 9 legit professionals.

Speaker 2 You're making it sound way easier than it is.

Speaker 9 I like this. Well, I mean, I'm telling you, we can start the process right now, and you guys can just say, I'm a professional golfer.

Speaker 2 I'm handy.

Speaker 4 I'm working on getting my card right now.

Speaker 2 Yeah, we're like,

Speaker 9 first, the front key is you never talk about your handicap if you're a professional golfer because we don't care.

Speaker 2 Oh, okay. We don't care.

Speaker 4 Shit. Because it's probably scratch.
I don't know. I've actually never kept score.

Speaker 9 Because our handicaps matter. Like, I've never really cared about a handicap at all.

Speaker 2 You need to play some more cash games.

Speaker 9 Well, because, like, but then, like, I'm not going to say, oh, my handicap's a plus seven. Oh, shit, you kind of suck.
You just.

Speaker 2 Is that what it is?

Speaker 9 No, a plus seven is really good.

Speaker 2 Exactly. A plus seven is really good.

Speaker 9 I'd rather stay on a scratch and, like, give

Speaker 9 me give you less shots. So, like, yeah.

Speaker 4 And I think I read an article where somebody was interviewing you a while ago, and you said that you had never played Lynx Golf before.

Speaker 2 Never. Never.

Speaker 4 You got the British Open coming up. Or excuse me, the Open.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I've got the Open Championship.

Speaker 4 Forgive me. The Open Championship.

Speaker 4 But so you've never played Lynx golf. How are you planning on going out? Is it like a completely different style of golf entirely?

Speaker 4 They say you're a good ball striker. I pretend to know what that means, but I would assume that being a good ball striker would lend itself to being a good lynx golfer.

Speaker 9 Yeah, you know what? So I'm going to, how am I going to prep that? I've got the Scottish Open before, so I'm going to have a little bit of Lynx golf the week before.

Speaker 9 But hopefully, yeah, you know, ball striking travels the world. Hopefully, you can bring it everywhere and be able to kind of play anywhere you want.

Speaker 9 But it's just visually, it looks different. The way you're gonna, you probably won't chip as much.
You're gonna putt a lot around the greens.

Speaker 9 It's just something you kind of figure out when you get there, and it's you're gonna learn.

Speaker 2 Is your caddy, uh, like, how long have you had your caddy? And does he know everything about links golf? Will he be, will you lean on him more when you go do that?

Speaker 9 For sure. I mean, he's, he's actually been to this course that we're playing at, Royal St.
George's for the Open.

Speaker 9 And so I've had him since I turned pro. Like, I called him up a week right before I turned pro, and just luckily it worked out.

Speaker 4 I would feel like getting a good caddy would be really, really tough to do because it's like most of the good caddies are already working as a caddy for somebody else.

Speaker 4 So, how did you identify, like, I think this guy's got what it takes?

Speaker 9 Yeah, and to be honest, like, when you're like, how do you even interview for a caddy? Like, what do you ask him? Like, do you know how to walk off a yard?

Speaker 2 How good are you at cheating? Yeah, that's what I would say.

Speaker 2 Eight or nine here.

Speaker 9 Exactly.

Speaker 9 So he worked for Ryan Moore for, I think, seven, eight years. Really good guy.
They kind of split up and he had some off time and just seemed like a good dude. I mean, he won two.

Speaker 9 He went to Chico State. He won two individual national championships when he was there.
So he's a good player within himself. And

Speaker 9 it just worked out. You know, you just, you get to trust a guy.
He's a good, just a good person in general and good to hang out with.

Speaker 9 He's all about San Francisco sports, and I'm all about L.A. So, like, it's just, you have things to talk about.

Speaker 2 Do you think that the title, the bubble title, counts for the Lakers?

Speaker 9 Yes. 20.
No.

Speaker 2 No? I mean,

Speaker 2 wait, time out. Time out.
Time out.

Speaker 9 Are you taking my PGA championship away?

Speaker 2 Oh, good point. Yeah, probably.
Yes. Were there fans?

Speaker 9 I mean, there's some volunteers, yeah.

Speaker 7 Okay, that counts. Was there a bubble? Wait.

Speaker 4 With LeBron James on your team.

Speaker 2 However, that's the real question.

Speaker 2 We're still in a bubble. We're still in a bubble right now.
Let's cut it. Let's cut to the chase.
However, I can get it so that LeBron didn't win and Bryson didn't win. Just tell me that.
Oh, okay.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 9 Well, I think New York had really strict bubble rules.

Speaker 2 There it is. There it is.
So you guys had some fans. Yeah.
But, I mean,

Speaker 9 L.A. sports last year, I mean, you have the Dodgers win.

Speaker 2 Great. And none of it counted.
Yeah. You have the Lakers.

Speaker 9 Crazy. Amazing.
And then me being from L.A., I mean,

Speaker 9 kind of the triple crown.

Speaker 2 Are you a big LeBron fan? Do you think that they should retire his number?

Speaker 9 I've grown up, I grew up watching the Lakers, and I was a huge Kobe and Shaq fan. Kobe, like, I remember everything where it was when Kobe died.

Speaker 9 Like, it was literally, I was at Torrey Pines, I was playing with Pat Perez,

Speaker 9 and it was like the weirdest feeling. Like, it was memories I'll have forever.
Um, this LeBron thing has kind of grown on me a little bit.

Speaker 9 You know, I think I heard about Magic Johnson talking about how, how in the world did Chris Paul get denied to get to go to the Lakers some odd years ago?

Speaker 9 So LeBron has grown on me.

Speaker 4 Like a fungus. Yeah.

Speaker 9 Like he's grown.

Speaker 2 And you know that you can't get rid of him. It's a rash that just keeps

Speaker 9 the Lakers had some bad years. How are we going to bring it back?

Speaker 2 He's a mercenary, though.

Speaker 9 Dude, you know what?

Speaker 9 We won the championship.

Speaker 2 Asterix. No.
Anthony Davis, real Laker.

Speaker 2 Yeah. That guy's a real fucking Laker.

Speaker 4 The whole Chris Paul thing doesn't get talked about enough. Like, David Stern had an interest, a business interest in the Hornets at the time in New Orleans, right?

Speaker 2 Yeah, but we.

Speaker 4 And he was just like, nah, we're not going to do that because then I would personally lose money.

Speaker 2 But what was the timeline? Because then he, the Pal Gasol trade, like, that was basically he forced the Lakers to get

Speaker 2 the Grizzlies

Speaker 2 to trade Pal Gasol to the Lakers so they was like

Speaker 9 it was at the time of like super teams weren't a thing.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 9 And now it's like, that's the only way. And yes, there's a lot more players out there to create these teams, but

Speaker 9 dude, I mean, Chris Paul, like, that's awesome.

Speaker 2 He's

Speaker 2 very, very sick.

Speaker 2 Do you, like, as an L.A. sports fan, do you think it's fair when people say that, like, L.A.
sports fans or California sports fans don't care as much?

Speaker 9 I think there's so much going on in L.A. that sometimes it drifts away.
I mean, I was talking to people.

Speaker 2 Hype House, the Sway House. Yeah, like the 405.

Speaker 2 Yeah, the freeway we could sit on and look at the back of someone's car for who knows what.

Speaker 9 Yeah, I think it just bleeds into so much. I mean, growing up, it's not like there's no NFL team.
Yeah. And now we've got two.

Speaker 2 Yeah. It's crazy.
You got to be a Rams fan, right? Because a golf.

Speaker 2 Yeah,

Speaker 9 I was a bandwagon. I don't follow NFL.
I'd rather follow college, but like, I've hopped on this. I live in Vegas now, and like, I've hopped on the Golden Knights bandwagon.
Oh, okay.

Speaker 9 So I kind of like that.

Speaker 7 What about the Raiders?

Speaker 4 That's a great stadium, isn't it?

Speaker 9 Yeah, I haven't been. It does.

Speaker 2 It looks so good. I know.

Speaker 9 It's blacked out.

Speaker 2 It just looks amazing.

Speaker 4 I love it.

Speaker 4 When you drive drive past it it's like a metallic black i've never seen that color it's like the first thing when you head to the strip too it's just pops in your face so what's that like moving to las vegas was there a time was there like an adjustment period like first of all when did you actually decide to move there um right after or right when i turned pro i mean i i had a house to get out of california no one wants to pay those lovely taxes

Speaker 9 um i had a plan to get out there and I love it.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 9 I love it. I'm a city guy.

Speaker 4 Was there like a

Speaker 4 breaking in in period? Because you always hear people in Las Vegas talk about like, oh, we don't go to the strip. Like, that's the tourist area.
We go to the real Las Vegas.

Speaker 4 Was there like a time period when you first moved there where you kind of did tourist stuff for a while?

Speaker 9 Not really.

Speaker 9 It's crazy. I mean, as a little kid, my grandparents used to live in Vegas.
Like, we'd go out there all the time.

Speaker 9 So I'm a 10-year-old walking through the strip like way too much than a 10-year-old should.

Speaker 9 But, no, I mean, there's a bunch of players that I know, young guys that have sponsorships, whatever, will always go to the strip and have dinner.

Speaker 9 It's like I live for food, and that's what I care about. So, you've got some of the best food in Vegas.
But that first summer, I was always gone. Like, I was always traveling.

Speaker 9 That I was just rarely there. So, I really haven't spent too much time.

Speaker 2 When you travel, are you set up? Like, I think most pros, they will, like, rent a house for a week, right? Do you do that whenever you go somewhere? I'm a hotel guy. Really? I love hotels.
Okay.

Speaker 9 Yeah, I love showing up next day. Everything's made for you.

Speaker 2 Okay. Yeah.

Speaker 9 Get your little bubble.

Speaker 4 I like turning the shower on all the way hot and then just like forgetting that I turned the shower on for 30 minutes and then, oh, yeah, I was going to take a shower.

Speaker 2 Getting the AC really nice sculpture. All right.
So that actually,

Speaker 2 we need to update something. So on your PGA tour, on the PGATour.com website,

Speaker 2 under special interests, there's nothing.

Speaker 9 It's just a bullet point. I'm just a dead person.
You see this?

Speaker 2 No. Do you see this?

Speaker 2 It's literally just a bullet point.

Speaker 9 So it should just be hotels.

Speaker 2 Hotels and food. Eating food.
eating food in my hotel.

Speaker 2 Who doesn't have any special interests?

Speaker 9 No, they don't, they never ask. And like, well, let's get it fixed.
Like, they don't

Speaker 2 PGA tours got to get this fixed. Hotels.
You might be the first person that has looked at that.

Speaker 9 Special interest interview and be like, dude, you've got no special interest.

Speaker 2 Like, what's wrong with you? Well, I was like, when I saw it, I was like, are we sure we want to interview Colin? Like, has he got no interest? What the hell?

Speaker 9 No, they like, they never ask you. Like, I remember when they asked you, they literally asked me about my height and weight, and I was like, man, what do I put? Like, I'm only 5'9.

Speaker 2 Maybe I maybe I stretch out to like six three like 200 I would never do that no so I would never lie about my height being five nine yeah exactly five eight five here's a fact wait how tall are you I'm five nine

Speaker 2 he's are you are you legit five nine yes like shoes off and everything I'm five eight or five nine oh wow you're getting in my head yeah you guys are both five eight no no my

Speaker 2 license says this is a conversation between two five licenses five nine too no i'm legit five nine when you put on shoes i can maybe stretch to five ten when you you know that it's a legit five nine when you're like, my driver's license.

Speaker 2 I told them.

Speaker 2 Yeah, like they probably measure you.

Speaker 9 You're probably like 5'8 and like 3 quarters.

Speaker 9 When I go to the doctor's office, I'm a legit 5'9.

Speaker 2 I love this.

Speaker 2 I can't take that away from me.

Speaker 4 You know, 5'9 is actually the perfectly average height of a human male. I mean, it's exactly average.
People say that it's short. It's not.

Speaker 9 What's wrong with being average sometimes?

Speaker 2 Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Is it the American average? Yeah.
You sure? Oh, yeah.

Speaker 4 Oh, if you want to go like this.

Speaker 2 There's a problem though, because all my friends are like 6'2, and I'm like, I know. It sucks.

Speaker 9 We got an issue.

Speaker 9 Where's all the 5'7 dudes out there?

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 You, by the way, I love also that you have,

Speaker 2 I don't know if it's like hitting for the cycle, but it's pretty much, it would be the equivalent of hitting for the cycle in terms of brands that you rep.

Speaker 2 You have a watch company, an insurance company, a bank, and tax audit company. Like, that is the golf hitting for the cycle.
So you want to do a quick plug of all your brands real quick?

Speaker 2 All right, I just did this. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 9 And I don't have as many as one of your favorite other human beings out there. Who? Bryson, I think, has

Speaker 2 a million fucking. Yeah, I'm sure.
Well, actually, let's just say that right now. Bryson's, I don't know his.
I don't know. No, no, many.
Brooks or Bryson. Whose side do you take?

Speaker 9 I'm not taking a side.

Speaker 9 There's a person that I love more than the other, but I'm not taking a side. Say it.
No, I'm not going to say it. Brooks.
Brooks.

Speaker 2 Brooks. It better be Brooks.
There we go.

Speaker 2 I love.

Speaker 2 You love Brooks. It's fine.
We're literally best friends with Brooks.

Speaker 9 I think you can can feed both of them.

Speaker 9 I love certain things about each human being.

Speaker 2 I like the rivalry.

Speaker 2 I do think that it's in golf. I do love something about it.
I love how much Bryson gets in his own head when he thinks about Brooks. I do love that about him.

Speaker 9 It is. It's amazing how Brooks, I think

Speaker 9 he's just a step. He's two steps ahead.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 He's a cool dude.

Speaker 4 He's just like a regular guy. And Bryson's always like trying to think, what different science can I use to make myself more regular?

Speaker 2 He also pays.

Speaker 2 us a million dollars a year to be his PR firm.

Speaker 9 Who?

Speaker 2 Brooks. Brooks? Yeah, we do all that for him.

Speaker 4 If you want to pay us $2 million, we can

Speaker 9 why do I need to pay more?

Speaker 2 I'm just saying. I don't know what if you find a rivalry that comes with this.
Do you think you could find a rivalry by yourself?

Speaker 9 Yeah, I mean, we could start stuff any day.

Speaker 9 I can start throwing. No, I'm not going to throw it.

Speaker 7 You can start a search on the table.

Speaker 2 But we can finish it over here.

Speaker 4 And so if you want to pay us $2 million,

Speaker 4 we'll bully Ricky Fowler off the tour. You just say the the word.

Speaker 9 No, Ricky's a good dude.

Speaker 2 Come on.

Speaker 4 We do like Ricky. He's actually been on the show before.
Yeah, he has.

Speaker 2 He is a good dude. All right, wait, sorry, wait, do the sponsors.
Yeah, do the sponsors.

Speaker 9 I've got Taylor Maid Adidas. I've got Zurich.

Speaker 9 I've got U.S. Bank.

Speaker 2 This is really just,

Speaker 9 so I've got my body. I've got Omega as my watches.

Speaker 4 I think that's it. You need a consulting firm.

Speaker 9 I think that's it.

Speaker 4 You need like a Booz Allen Hamilton.

Speaker 9 I'm unbreakable. You can't.

Speaker 9 Here's one. No one's coming for me.

Speaker 2 Zach, DEWOC19, said, Colin Marikawa, you suck, bro. How the fuck you miss a four-foot birdie putt and a three-jack for Bogey? Thanks for fucking me over.
We could take care of that guy. Yeah, dude.

Speaker 2 We could take care of that guy for you. Unfortunately, he's just going untapped right now.
You really screwed that one guy over.

Speaker 9 Yeah, the only thing I thought about that shot was you losing money for him, not anyone else. Simply him.

Speaker 2 I'm just saying,

Speaker 2 you got to watch out. It's a cutthroat league out there.

Speaker 9 Yeah, it really is.

Speaker 4 Do you have any advice for fellow Berkeley guy Aaron Rodgers as he goes into that match play?

Speaker 9 All right. So one of my favorite tweets that I saw recently was Brooks' tweet at Bryson.
Sorry, bro, Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 9 That was just as simple and clean as it could get.

Speaker 2 Really?

Speaker 9 Aaron.

Speaker 9 Dude, I don't know. Just have it.
Have a time.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Have a great time.

Speaker 9 Like, I want it.

Speaker 9 All I would pay attention to are the highlights of just great banter and just them saying stuff. So I really hope, and I don't think I've ever met Aaron.

Speaker 9 I really hope it's like genuine, just good guys talking.

Speaker 9 Not like

Speaker 9 you need to say this line.

Speaker 2 Right, right. It's good when it feels authentic.

Speaker 2 Speaking of Cal, has Mike Silver tried to become your best friend? No. Oh.

Speaker 2 Well, you obviously haven't accomplished enough.

Speaker 2 He's a writer for, what, Sports Illustrated?

Speaker 4 I don't know where Mike writes.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he writes somewhere. He writes on an internet.
He's out there on the internet, NFL, maybe. But everyone who goes to Cal, he just reps so goddamn hard.
No way. Yeah, you.

Speaker 9 God, I didn't do enough of Cal.

Speaker 2 That sucks for you, dude.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 2 He, like, will basically go to the ends of Earth.

Speaker 10 I hope you're my end then.

Speaker 2 Yeah, okay. He was my end.

Speaker 4 Yeah, but you haven't really, you haven't done anything to screw up enough to necessitate Mike Silver going to bat for you. Right.

Speaker 7 He likes to rehabilitate Cal people.

Speaker 4 Right. So right now you're on top of the world.

Speaker 9 Actually, I mean, so I do need to start a fight

Speaker 4 when you broke the trophy. That would have been nice for Mike Silver to

Speaker 4 be able to do that.

Speaker 2 Did they not tell you?

Speaker 4 Were they like, hey, be careful, this trophy has a heavy fight?

Speaker 9 He told me the lit. He told me it's really heavy, and it is.
I mean, it's like 35, 40 pounds.

Speaker 2 Which is a lot for a 5'8 guy.

Speaker 9 But for 5'9, get that right.

Speaker 2 How tall are you? I like you, Colin. How tall are you? I like you.

Speaker 9 I know a lot of taller people than 60.

Speaker 2 Oh, no, damn.

Speaker 2 Shit.

Speaker 2 They play in the NBA?

Speaker 9 I'm so glad. No, no, no, my catty.

Speaker 2 My catty's like 6'10.

Speaker 4 Isn't it fucked up, though, how somebody just happens to be born 6'2 ⁇ , and then they look down on you?

Speaker 2 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's worse to be 5'9?

Speaker 9 It's worse is like all my cousins on my mom's side, like the guys, they're all over 6'0.

Speaker 2 That sucks. When you see like a family and there's one and like everyone's tall and then one person, that's just

Speaker 9 screw it. I'm gonna live up to it.

Speaker 2 I think you're doing okay for yourself.

Speaker 9 My girlfriend gives me shit every day for

Speaker 9 6'9.

Speaker 9 Oh, God, that'd be a problem.

Speaker 9 But, like, you know, whatever.

Speaker 2 I'd say you're doing pretty goddamn good for yourself.

Speaker 9 Yeah. So what were we talking about?

Speaker 2 Oh, the trophy, 30 to 40 trophy. Okay.

Speaker 9 So someone told me to, like, bring it up, raise it up, put it above your head, and that's where all hell broke loose and it fell. And

Speaker 9 what are you going to do?

Speaker 2 Embrace it, right? Yeah. Embrace it.

Speaker 9 It's something that I'm known for now.

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Speaker 2 Now, more Colin Morikawa. Are you

Speaker 2 the one thing that bums me out about whenever you are doing well is they'll start throwing up all these, like, this is how young Colin Morikawa is.

Speaker 2 So, did you know that you were the first, I'm sure you knew it, but you were the first guy to be paired with Tiger who was born after Tiger went pro.

Speaker 9 Yeah, I saw that.

Speaker 2 That's, I mean, that's kind of a mind-blowing thing. I mean, I would assume that you loved Tiger growing up.
Yeah, he's the guy.

Speaker 9 Was it intimidating to play with him it wasn't really yeah but i see so we're on the same agency so i got to meet him a couple times and just talk to him so like that's a little more relaxing and i mean i hit my first t-shot and i used to use a oh you know what sorry i forgot one of my sponsors grant thornton okay nice i use a yard's book okay how could i forget him yeah Thank you.

Speaker 2 Make sure to get that in there. Yeah.
Yeah, we got that.

Speaker 9 But I used to use a Go Bears that said it, and he looked at me after I hit my first t-shot and I striped it. And he's like, he just looks at me, smirks, and laughs.

Speaker 9 He's like, go bears yeah right yeah right

Speaker 2 I'm like

Speaker 9 wait we just teed off in the first hole and Tigers yeah

Speaker 2 so like that was one of the best rounds and that happened that same week um Kobe died so that week is very memorable for me yeah so so what uh what is it like when you're playing with someone is there I guess we never really got to like the bottom of that like is it always I'm just competing against this guy or do you compliment each other every now and then like how no seriously like if you're playing in a tournament someone hits a great shot, you say, like, great shot?

Speaker 4 Yeah, no, yeah, you still do.

Speaker 9 I thought you meant like complimenting them, like, oh, man, you look really good.

Speaker 2 No, well, you could do that, too.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I would do that. I would get them off their game.
I'm like, yo, you look hot today.

Speaker 4 Bryson, be careful, there's a fire ant over there. Yeah.

Speaker 4 Your skin looks so nice today.

Speaker 2 But what is that like? Like, are there certain people you play with, they don't say anything?

Speaker 9 There have been some guys where you're like, dude, what is going through your head? Because like just being like a normal guy, you say good shot. Right.

Speaker 9 Like some shots are just that impressive right um but there have been a couple here and there and like they're in their own world and you're like what what's going on like it that you just put off one of the best shots you've ever seen but whatever so it's just a norm in our sport to say great shot okay i'm gonna give you one that you should start throwing out there i like to do this every time i'm on the golf course you just no matter where they hit it yeah you say you're gonna love that

Speaker 2 just you're gonna love that you're gonna love that okay yeah you're gonna love that one i'll try it yeah just throw that out there every now and then she's like you're gonna love that one

Speaker 4 You've done a pretty good job of making sure that you don't get that weird golfer's tan right across the forehead.

Speaker 2 I appreciate that.

Speaker 9 Well, I'm pretty dark in general. I mean, but like,

Speaker 4 I can see your tan on the tops of your arms from being out in the sun a little bit. But you see, it always cracks me up

Speaker 4 on the 18th green. Some guy that I've been watching on TV for the last three hours takes his hat off.
Stuart Sink. Yes, exactly.

Speaker 4 And the top of his forehead is like 20 shades lighter than the rest of his body. Are you like really into sunscreen?

Speaker 9 Um, no, but my girlfriend is all about that healthcare stuff. And I think everyone should, like, you got, dude, we spend so much time in the Sun, it's stupid.
Like, we don't even realize it. And

Speaker 9 so, I do watch now,

Speaker 2 but you can only do so much.

Speaker 9 I'm not wearing long sleeves everywhere.

Speaker 4 I like t-shirts and shorts.

Speaker 4 Why doesn't the PGA just relax and be like, hey, you guys can wear shorts?

Speaker 2 And be in a cart.

Speaker 9 Yeah. So, I was thinking about this because I had a call earlier today about fashion.

Speaker 2 I'm all for pushing boundaries.

Speaker 9 Like I practice in what I'm wearing right now, I practice in a t-shirt and shorts.

Speaker 9 Like I'm very thankful for the golf course at the summit that I'm at, one of the Discovery properties I think you guys would love because you guys could show up and whatever. Another sponsor, nice.

Speaker 2 That was an underrated sponsor. It was an underrated.
They're on the bag.

Speaker 9 Discovery property.

Speaker 2 What about us makes you think we would love a golf course? Because like, we're not

Speaker 2 looking at us.

Speaker 9 It's everything. Golf is like everything second to everything else they have.

Speaker 9 It's all about goddamn, right?

Speaker 2 Even like the other stuff.

Speaker 9 You think about the Spring Break guys with like Jordan and Speeth and Ricky and all those. They were at a Discovery property.

Speaker 2 They were at Bakers, right? Okay. So that makes sense.

Speaker 2 That's what I practice at. So not the golf.

Speaker 9 So fashion-wise,

Speaker 9 I think it's respectable. I mean, pants are fine.
Like, we don't, I don't think there's anyone out there, man, dude, I really don't want to play golf because I have to wear pants.

Speaker 2 That's funny.

Speaker 4 That's literally the thing that I can do.

Speaker 9 But that's professional golf. I think other places need to relax a little more because literally a professional golfer in the world, I practice in shorts and a t-shirt.

Speaker 9 I never put on a golf shirt other than when I have to go to another course or I'm at a tournament.

Speaker 4 We should invent golf shorts. Yeah.
Like specifically shorts for shorts.

Speaker 2 Those are called shorts. Shorts.
Yeah, that is true. No, you're right, Colin.
He's smart. They're different.

Speaker 4 They've got pockets that are specifically ball-sized.

Speaker 2 And then one that's holes and tees. And one has has hole in it so you can drop the ball when you miss it

Speaker 2 yeah you can cheat easily

Speaker 2 yeah right exactly just walking along golf shorts um can we talk real quick about that shot you had at the memorial because that was very relatable you just missed the ball oh yeah i was trying to think which one but what yeah what's the ruling there so if people don't know uh colin was at the memorial he was in the lead or tied for the lead the ball was deep in the rough he swung just didn't hit anything how does that count as a shot i don't understand that because it's an attempt.

Speaker 2 But you could just be like, just kidding, practice.

Speaker 9 No, it was a legit attempt. Like, you know, off your face.

Speaker 2 Like, if you were. You need to start doing practices that look so much like attempts, they can't figure it out.

Speaker 9 Yeah, what's crazy is that I actually did that last year as well. Really? Yeah.
I did the exact same thing on the same hole. So I've got issues there.

Speaker 9 You guys need to go there before the tournament and kind of walk around and make it a little bit deep.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. Okay, all right.
Yeah, we go to go lay down.

Speaker 2 But what do you do? Like, that's that's gotta really fuck you up.

Speaker 9 The club wanted to go in that water. That was straight ahead.
Everything was bad thoughts, but I mean, what are you gonna do? So, like, I thought about it on the next shot.

Speaker 9 Let's make sure I don't do this again.

Speaker 2 You can't say, like, just joke?

Speaker 9 What that I yeah, like,

Speaker 2 or just right as you as you missed, you're like, that was practice.

Speaker 4 Well, because they can't get in your brain, right? If you just say, like, I mean, that was a practice, yeah. But, like,

Speaker 9 can you live with that?

Speaker 2 Yeah, I could easily live with that. Can you live with that?

Speaker 2 Yes, definitely. You can live with that.
With saying that was practice, I was like, yes,

Speaker 9 knowing that the ball's there, you slid straight underneath the ball.

Speaker 9 So you were trying to take a practice swing. Because

Speaker 7 practice swings, you don't only stick practice away from the golf.

Speaker 2 Right, it was no. I like to get real up nice close to the ball when I do the practice.

Speaker 4 You want to feel the exact type of grass that your club's going to be going through on the actual shot. So the closer you get to the ball on your practice shot, the better you'll know.

Speaker 2 I'll go one further. Sometimes I hit the ball in my practice shots.
That's still practice.

Speaker 9 That's still a shot.

Speaker 2 If it goes in the woods, that was practice. Yeah, no.

Speaker 2 So you wouldn't be able to.

Speaker 4 How much did that swing cost you? Do you ever do the math on that?

Speaker 9 Well, it cost me whatever first one. I mean, I lost in a playoff.
I still was in a playoff.

Speaker 2 You want us to give you

Speaker 2 a bunch of

Speaker 9 probably like 800?

Speaker 2 800? 800,000. Yeah, I could absolutely live with that.
800K?

Speaker 2 Yes, how much is my integrity worth?

Speaker 4 It's a lot less than $800,000.

Speaker 2 I mean,

Speaker 2 that's very debatable.

Speaker 2 Come on. No, my integrity.

Speaker 4 Yours might be higher.

Speaker 2 Maybe that's what we do for you. We're Brooks PR team.
Maybe we just follow you around and we just scream practice after every show, no matter what.

Speaker 9 Yeah, we don't know how many times my career. I'm sure hopefully it won't be.

Speaker 9 Hopefully it was the last. It probably won't be.
I think every professional golfer will do it at some point.

Speaker 2 That's fucking crazy. Our careers are too long.

Speaker 4 See, I'm a pro. I've done it before.

Speaker 2 Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 Do you think about that, though, when you're going? Because we're good friends with Max Homo, too, and he's very honest about.

Speaker 9 Man, you guys have a bunch of Cal you guys.

Speaker 2 we do oh yeah he's did he go to Cal yeah he went to Cal How the hell did he get into Cal because of golf sneaker way in well he's not smart

Speaker 2 no I just I like to make fun of Max Max is

Speaker 9 he's someone that I've been able to reach out to like if I need anything I don't really reach out to many guys but

Speaker 9 yeah on a side of who do I who do I love out there Max Homo's a good guy you like playing with Max because you can beat him right and you'll be like hey Max you want to go out and do another practice

Speaker 9 Max will feed that Max will be like yeah Colin's really good and like I don't want to play I'm like dude like you won on the PGA. You won twice on the PGA tour.
Like, Max, you're very good.

Speaker 9 He loves to, like, set his.

Speaker 9 I wouldn't say set his bar low, but he loves to play.

Speaker 2 No, we'll do that for him. Yeah, yeah.
The best thing about Max is that if you're friends with him, he will show up and root as a spectator on Saturday and Sunday for you.

Speaker 9 Yeah, yeah, he's because he doesn't make cuts. He's one of the, yeah, he's a down-to-earth dude that, like, all right.
Well, Max makes cuts. Come on.

Speaker 2 He's like, he's very smart. No, he like loves.

Speaker 2 He likes that we bust his balls because he's a normal guy.

Speaker 4 Yeah, it's part of the reason reason why we love him because he can show up and be just dominant or he can show up and like play like he's never played around in golf before.

Speaker 2 He's a very relatable, funny guy, and so we like to have fun with him.

Speaker 9 You got to get to know him.

Speaker 9 First couple times I met him when I was in school, like just seemed like a dude with like

Speaker 9 really quiet and shy.

Speaker 2 Wait, did you go to school with him? Did you play on the same team? No,

Speaker 9 he was out before I was out.

Speaker 2 Sweet. Back to the question, though.
Do you know, do you say to yourself, like, this putt could be worth $100,000? No.

Speaker 9 Not at all. I don't care.
I only care about winning.

Speaker 2 You only care about winning. But you just kind of bragged about being in a playoff and finishing second.

Speaker 9 Well, because you asked me, you know how much that shot cost you. Like, I still was able to come back after that and, like,

Speaker 9 find a way. Like, it didn't just make me miss that shot and then, boom, like, I'm going to go ahead and get a little bit more.

Speaker 4 But you know, in retrospect, you can look back and see, like, exactly. I mean, maybe if you had made that shot, you wouldn't have had to move out of California for taxes.

Speaker 2 No, I'm not going to move out of California.

Speaker 9 But, like, we could talk about any other shot during the golf tournament. That could have cost me too.
Like, I mean, I hit a shot and it hit the pin and it didn't go in on the par three. Right.

Speaker 9 And it's like, well, dude, the pin screwed me. Like, maybe I should be yelling at.
Maybe you guys should be making a fuss about these pins. Like, I mean, we could talk about any other shot.

Speaker 2 Well, if you only care about winning, why don't you donate all the times that you don't win to charity?

Speaker 4 I'll match.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I will as well. I'll double.

Speaker 9 That's a great question because I still do like my money. Oh, okay.
We still do like our money.

Speaker 2 I would never take losers' money.

Speaker 4 We still like GPFD.

Speaker 2 We still like our money. If I could third, I'd be like, no, thanks.
I didn't want to.

Speaker 9 No, because, I mean, here, here's the thing. Here's the crazy thing.

Speaker 9 We signed up for a sport where we're going to lose way more than we're going to win. It's just, it's just given like that.
That's right.

Speaker 2 That's golf. Yeah.

Speaker 9 Yeah. I mean, you probably, you just can't handle it.

Speaker 2 You can't handle that. No.

Speaker 9 Trust me, I know. You probably, yeah, exactly.
And whether it's against your friends or like whatever, your professional golf, like it's just, it's something we have to live with.

Speaker 9 But when we do win, it feels amazing.

Speaker 9 It just, you want more of that.

Speaker 2 No, you, I mean, golfers, it's funny because golfers do, obviously, there's the four major sports. And then golf is

Speaker 2 very popular, but people wouldn't say that you're up there with like NFL athletes.

Speaker 2 But in terms of mental toughness, you guys are. You guys might be the number one sports.

Speaker 9 Because you see every other athlete out there try and play golf. Right.
And they want to quit. Right.

Speaker 9 They want no part of it. It's because.

Speaker 9 We want to perfect this game that's unperfectable. Like, it's just impossible to do it.

Speaker 2 Have you played with Steph Curry or Tony Romo?

Speaker 9 No. Okay.
Never?

Speaker 9 Tony played in some amateur events when I was still in college.

Speaker 9 But no, dude, I want to have. I was on a podcast with J.J.
Reddick. I want to have like a three-point contest and a round of golf with these dudes because

Speaker 9 I think I can compete. Did you not want to mention Tommy Alter as well? What? No, Tommy's Tommy's a boy.
He's the old man in the three.

Speaker 9 Tommy's a man. Tommy is.

Speaker 9 I don't think Tommy's going to shoot threes with me.

Speaker 2 No, but I'm saying you said on a podcast with J.J. Reddick because Tommy not.

Speaker 9 Okay, okay. I was on the podcast with Tommy Altditch.

Speaker 2 Tommy and yeah, J.J.

Speaker 4 Are you invited to his dinner? Do you get invited to Tommy's dinners? No.

Speaker 2 Have you ever gone to Tommy's dinners? No.

Speaker 4 We do.

Speaker 2 He gets all his famous people and then they're. Wait, wait, Tommy.

Speaker 9 Are you guys famous? No.

Speaker 2 Are you guys familiar with the family?

Speaker 2 What's going on? Are you going to be able to get to the point? Are we all on whose dinners we're going to?

Speaker 2 No, and then we all take a picture, and then you feel like, oh, shit, these people are way more important than me.

Speaker 4 He actually had to stop having as many because he kept inviting us. And then his really famous people would be like, why are they here?

Speaker 4 Anna Kendrick would be like, hey, I'm Anna. And then Tommy would be like, this is my friend.
He's a blogger. And then she'd leave.

Speaker 2 It doesn't work out. It was kind of awkward.
Yeah. That's hilarious.
I was like, yeah, I mean, we fit in. Yeah, totally.
I don't fit in anywhere.

Speaker 9 The thing is, you just have to act like you know where you're going. Like, wherever you are, you just have to act like this is where I belong.

Speaker 4 When it comes to your swing, which you have to practice over and over again, it's like one of the aspects of being extremely mental tough is to just being able to go out there, shut everything off, just have the muscle memory to do it, replicate the exact same way.

Speaker 4 Are you ever, has the thought ever occurred to you where you're like, what if I go out and I just forget how to swing?

Speaker 9 That's like riding a bike. Do you remember how to ride a bike or swimming? Yeah.

Speaker 9 Like, I think if I ended up taking,

Speaker 9 just say, just say, God forbid something happened and I took a year off, I'd still remember how to swing. Would it be as solid and perfect as what I wanted? Probably not.

Speaker 9 But you're never going to forget.

Speaker 2 So along those same lines, my actually last question. So I feel like all golfers, at some point in their career, I mean, you've seen it with Tiger.
He had to reinvent his swing a few times over.

Speaker 2 Do you have that in the back of your head that, like, at some point I'm going to have to figure out a way to change things up? Or is it, are there golfers that are just like, this is my swing?

Speaker 2 It's been my swing my entire life. That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 9 I mean, look at a guy like Freddie Couples.

Speaker 2 Like, his swing has been the same forever.

Speaker 9 Yeah. And some guys' swings can last that long.
And hopefully, you know, I've built my swing where hopefully I think it will last.

Speaker 2 Wait, so explain that. Like, there could be an expiration date on your swing.
How would that work?

Speaker 2 Like, would there be a day that you just, let's say, five years from now, you start doing it and it's just not working the same way?

Speaker 9 Well, yeah, I mean, we could wake up tomorrow and my swing will feel awful, and I'll have to figure out why does it feel like this? Interesting.

Speaker 9 But I mean, there's, I mean, your favorite guy, Bryson, do you think he's going to swing like that at 60 years old, 55?

Speaker 4 No, he's going to try.

Speaker 9 But I don't, no, he's.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he is.

Speaker 9 There's no way any 55-year-old guy can start swinging like that if we've played our entire life of golf.

Speaker 4 What's the first to go with a swing like that? Maybe the back?

Speaker 9 Yeah, back. I mean, we've seen Tiger with his knees.

Speaker 9 I mean, our bodies are moving quite a bit. Like, even though we're not physically getting hit, like, our joints are being rotated a lot.

Speaker 4 Do you wear red on Sundays still?

Speaker 2 Do I wear red on Sundays? No, I never wear it. I always wear red on Sunday.
Every Sunday. I never wear it.
Every Sunday on Sundays. Until Tiger's back.

Speaker 9 I kind of wish today was Sunday. I would have given you guys a lot of shit for that.

Speaker 2 Damn, no, well, guess what? If we wear it, we'd be wearing red.

Speaker 9 Is it only on the the gun?

Speaker 2 Every Sunday until Tiger comes back. I'm wearing red.

Speaker 9 Are you? I'm going to

Speaker 2 fast.

Speaker 2 No, okay.

Speaker 4 I've been doing it since he got hurt. Months.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Months and months.

Speaker 9 All right. All right.
I'll be watching.

Speaker 9 No, I don't wear red on Sundays.

Speaker 2 Do you know Marshawn Lynch?

Speaker 9 No.

Speaker 2 You should get to you shouldn't. Mike Silver will hook you up with him.

Speaker 9 All these connections that I'm missing out on.

Speaker 4 My last question is: just like a Mount Rushmore of holes. What are your favorites? Yeah, like

Speaker 4 iconic 17th at Sawgrass.

Speaker 2 No, no. Ooh, no.

Speaker 2 Is that a gimmick corner? Is that a gimmick hole?

Speaker 4 Yeah. Mickey Mouse hole.

Speaker 9 It's beautiful, but like I would not put that up there.

Speaker 9 God, that is so tough. And I haven't played enough golf, to be honest.

Speaker 9 12 at Augusta is just pristine.

Speaker 4 What's that one called? What's the name of it? I don't know. You got to have a name, right?

Speaker 9 Is it like purple dogwood? Is it Azalea? Maybe. No, Azalea is probably a different.

Speaker 4 Pauline.

Speaker 9 I think Ten at Riviera is amazing. Okay.

Speaker 2 Agreed.

Speaker 4 Is that your home track?

Speaker 9 No. I never played there until college.

Speaker 2 Do you call golf courses tracks?

Speaker 4 No. I do just to sound like

Speaker 2 rage. I sound like I know more about, way more about golf than you do.
Yeah.

Speaker 9 Because you obviously do.

Speaker 2 I do. What about the one not worth all the fans at the waste management or waste on

Speaker 2 16?

Speaker 9 It's sick, but is it like a Mount Rushmore of holes?

Speaker 2 I don't know.

Speaker 9 No, I mean, it's hard because what are we defining as a great hole? Is it like views? So I'm going to leave it at those two, and you guys, we could just keep it up to the imagination.

Speaker 4 You said the 12th, I guess, right? That's Golden Bell. Golden Bell.
Golden Bell. That's the one where.

Speaker 4 Oh, Jordan Speet had a tough time there.

Speaker 9 Yeah, a lot of people have had a tough time. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Not me. Not an easy hold.
I've never bogeyed it.

Speaker 9 Really? Have you played it? Nope.

Speaker 2 There you go.

Speaker 2 Probably never will.

Speaker 2 No, I would say

Speaker 2 guaranteed never will.

Speaker 9 Better wear some pants there.

Speaker 2 Guaranteed never will play Augusta. That's one of those things.

Speaker 2 I could put 100% guarantee on that one, never playing it a gusto.

Speaker 4 You're going to get invited one day to play it.

Speaker 9 Yeah, you're going to be like, I got my red and black on Saturday.

Speaker 9 I'm going to be playing on a Sunday.

Speaker 2 What's the course record the other way? 250?

Speaker 2 There you go. What's the course record for four days?

Speaker 2 Make me play it one day.

Speaker 2 All right. Well, Colin, thank you, man.
This has been a lot of fun. Appreciate you stopping by.
And we're rooting for you. Oh, good luck in the Olympics.
Yeah. Thank you.
Yes. Team USA.
But

Speaker 2 I wouldn't.

Speaker 2 I'm rooting for America, but I wouldn't be. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Do we love America or hate Bryson? I hate Bryson Williams.

Speaker 2 Yeah, no, if you guys lose and it's Bryson's fault, it's way better than us winning.

Speaker 9 Here is what I'll give you. Here's what I'll give you.
There's no team award for Team USA or the golf.

Speaker 2 It's all individual.

Speaker 9 I'm representing Team USA.

Speaker 2 All right, so I'm rooting for you.

Speaker 2 I'm rooting for you to be number one. There there we go i want bryson to embarrass our country all right sweet

Speaker 2 i'll do my part thank you thank you thank you for your time

Speaker 2 thanks guys

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Speaker 2 Okay, let's wrap up. We got a few segments we're going to do real quick.
We're going to talk some college baseball. NC State got screwed.
Wolfpack are my national

Speaker 2 champions. They actually did a parade and they had everyone come to the stadium and they said we're the national champs.
If UCF can do it, why can't NC State?

Speaker 4 Yeah, just hang a banner.

Speaker 4 If I ran a college, it doesn't matter what I'm competing again.

Speaker 4 I just find all the different championships that either didn't happen for one reason or other, and I find an excuse to claim all of them. So, shout out NC State.

Speaker 4 I mean, it is a very NC State thing to happen. Oh, knowing just how cursed they are.

Speaker 4 They actually give the state of Minnesota a run for their money in terms of how cursed the Wolfpack has been in the last 40 years. Yes.

Speaker 2 Oh, breaking moose.

Speaker 2 Go ahead, Hank.

Speaker 8 Following up from our conversation before the interview, Clipper's assistant Chauncey Phillips has just reached a five-year agreement to become the new coach of the Portland Trailblazers.

Speaker 2 Okay. Per Woojee.
Oh, wow.

Speaker 2 By the way,

Speaker 2 we really missed a huge moment in PMT history. It happened on Friday, but

Speaker 2 Nebraska athletic director Bill Moose retired.

Speaker 2 And we got tagged a lot in that. That would have been incredible.

Speaker 4 That was huge. Is that happening? That happened during a show?

Speaker 2 Literally, Bill M-O-O-S.

Speaker 2 All right, back to college baseball. So, Mississippi State, that was an incredible game.
Walk off to get to the national title.

Speaker 2 I do think that Vandi is probably going to win because they have the rest. Like, that part of it sucks.

Speaker 2 It sucks for NC State that they got kicked out, but also kind of sucks for Mississippi State because Vandi didn't have to use Leiter on Saturday.

Speaker 2 So, now they're all rested, ready to roll for the national title.

Speaker 4 There's always an element of that in college baseball.

Speaker 4 I don't know what your little league situation was like, but in my league, it was like, if you have one of two guys, you're going to be in the national, or you're going to be in the area championship every single year because they're like that much better.

Speaker 4 In college baseball, it's like, if you have the pitcher, if you have that pitcher, then you're going to do pretty well.

Speaker 2 And so the, I think it starts, what is it, Tuesday, Wednesday? I'm not sure exactly what it starts. I am going to rewatch it.
It has been awesome, though.

Speaker 4 It's really going to be a battle of like the unstoppable force versus the annoying object of the cowbells against the whistling guy. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And Vandi versus Mississippi State. Like those, hey, would you believe those two teams are in the same conference?

Speaker 4 Do they speak the same language?

Speaker 2 Not really. They couldn't be more opposite.

Speaker 2 Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday is a three-game series.
So we're starting it right up Monday, ready to roll.

Speaker 4 I'm excited. Who are you rooting for?

Speaker 2 I'm rooting for Mississippi State. Because I know that they're not going to win.
So I can say I was rooting for Mississippi State.

Speaker 8 I feel like they should schedule,

Speaker 8 you know, it shouldn't count as a championship, but they should schedule whoever wins their first series against NC State.

Speaker 4 NC State?

Speaker 2 What's the style?

Speaker 8 There's got to be something.

Speaker 8 I know, like, they can say whatever they want. They can give them whatever accolades they want, but there's got to be some type of closure.
Some type of closure for the players.

Speaker 2 It really is heartbreaking. And they beat Leiter, but in that one-nothing game.
So it's not a situation where you're like, oh, Vandy would have won anyway. No, no, no.
NC State has already,

Speaker 2 they were one and one against Vandy in these college World Series playoffs.

Speaker 2 We needed it. We needed it.

Speaker 4 So what's to stop Riggs from scheduling a one-game

Speaker 4 play against Vandy

Speaker 2 in golf? Yes. I like a golf tournament.
A women's golf tournament.

Speaker 4 Women's golf tournament between NC State and Vandi.

Speaker 2 We should do it.

Speaker 4 The College World Series.

Speaker 2 Let them play, Rick.

Speaker 4 Go the title. Come on.
Do it.

Speaker 2 Also, shout out to College World Series Twitter account, NCAA, for dropping the news at 2 a.m.

Speaker 2 on Saturday morning and then also tweeting about a record crowd at Omaha on Saturday night after telling one team they had to go home because of COVID programme.

Speaker 2 Because of COVID, yeah, that was a good question. That was a mad chef's kiss.

Speaker 4 Bad visual.

Speaker 2 Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2 You know what? Read the room. Yeah.
Yeah, read the room.

Speaker 2 We had, what else do we have? Oh, should we talk a little F1? I mean, Red Bull's on fire. That's pretty much it.

Speaker 4 Ever since Christian Horner came on part of my take, it's like they can't be stopped.

Speaker 2 Ain't no stopping, Max for stopping. Oh, someone had a better one.
That's double stopping. Someone had a better one.

Speaker 4 Ain't no topping, Max, for stopping.

Speaker 2 Fuck, it was,

Speaker 2 I think I retweeted it. Someone had a great saying that we need to start using for stopping.
We're not Red Bull guys, but we'll take credit for it.

Speaker 4 I'm like kind of becoming a Red Bull guy. You can't because they're good.
But I don't, that's the thing, big head, is I don't root for any good teams.

Speaker 4 None of the teams that I like are any good at anything.

Speaker 8 And also, if you haven't won a championship in like, you know, 10 years, how good can you be?

Speaker 4 Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 We're peripheral. As long as you're not here, that's fine.
That's why I did Ferrari because it's like, I, I, they're not good. Ferrari is

Speaker 2 at all times. Right.
That's why I did it so I can be like, hey. The history.
Yeah,

Speaker 2 every 27 rings, bro.

Speaker 8 Every driver thinks of being in that red car.

Speaker 2 Everyone. Everyone does.

Speaker 4 So you're, yeah, you are like becoming a Yankee.

Speaker 2 See Ferrari with me. It's fun because Ferrari.
But I like heard on the street that Ferrari's going to be awesome.

Speaker 4 I like winners. I want guys that know how to win.

Speaker 8 People keep saying Ferris. Because of the new regulations and some shit.

Speaker 2 So we'll get in now and then we look like geniuses. Okay.

Speaker 2 Just saying. Just saying.

Speaker 8 That might just be Big Ferrari, though.

Speaker 2 That could be Big Ferrari.

Speaker 4 You're hearing the rumors from

Speaker 4 illegitimate sources.

Speaker 7 Ferrari.

Speaker 4 I'll tell you what, my FIFA.

Speaker 8 It's such a classic car. They're going to be like, oh, yeah, we're actually just punting on this year.
We're just gearing our car up for next year.

Speaker 4 Yeah, you're buying it, hook line, and sinker.

Speaker 2 This guy said,

Speaker 2 Mr. Irish Goodbye.
How did he get this Twitter handle? What a great Twitter handle. He said, I call him Max averse to stopping.

Speaker 2 People go nuts. I think that's right.

Speaker 4 Yeah, it's pretty good.

Speaker 4 Maximum, no stopping.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's, I mean, that's pretty good. Yeah.
So,

Speaker 2 yeah, F1. I don't know.

Speaker 2 They're on the same track next week, which is kind of weird. But I actually like it.

Speaker 4 What do you mean, as what?

Speaker 7 They're just not traveling.

Speaker 4 Oh, they're doing their double dip.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's a double header. They said it at the end.
They're like, yeah, usually they'd be packing up here, but they're not. Okay.
So go do it again. So

Speaker 4 that probably means good things for Red Bull, right?

Speaker 2 Because they have no pressure, Max. Yeah, no pressure, but a lot of pressure.

Speaker 4 My F1 fandom is officially up for sale.

Speaker 2 Come to Ferrari. I'm leaning Ferrari.

Speaker 2 I'm a Danny guy. Also, we can bear Danny Therrari.
Yeah, I think. Oh, I am Danny.
I got to root for a driver, not for a team. Yes.
So I have Ferrari as a team and Danny as my driver, Daniel. Okay.

Speaker 2 As my driver.

Speaker 4 I like Daniel, but I also think I like Max.

Speaker 2 If they're P1 and P1 and P2, Biggie, who you root to take that channel.

Speaker 4 No, I take that back. I don't like Max.
I like Nicholas Latifi, the billionaire's son.

Speaker 2 That's Lance Stroll, you mean? Yes. Uh-huh.
Lance Stroll. Lance Stroll, the other one.
Yes.

Speaker 4 Drives for Williams. Yes.

Speaker 2 Lance Stroll. I love Martin Stratton.
No, Aston Martin now. Alpha Romero.
This is... This is really good.
No, no, they changed. Wait, no, no.
No, it is Aston Marshall. It is Aston Martin.

Speaker 2 It's Aston Martin.

Speaker 4 He's still the billionaire son that only has the job because of his dad.

Speaker 2 Yes. I think it's a good thing.
He's actually not a bad driver, but yes, he is. There was a moment in the Drive to Survive where he was like, yeah,

Speaker 2 you know, it's a lot of hard work to get here. It's like, what?

Speaker 4 No, it's kind of bullshit, actually, that just because your dad's rich, it doesn't make you faster. It should make you super.

Speaker 2 It should make you superhuman. Yes.
And they were asking me to do it.

Speaker 4 I'm buying low on whatever the fuck. What's his name?

Speaker 2 Okay, I like that. Free stroll.

Speaker 2 And then just going after everyone who's like he just got a job because his dad's like no he's actually really good he's good he's a great driver he earned it earned not given last stroll yes okay i like that um all right you had to stay woke hank

Speaker 8 well yeah i mean this was yeah i had to stay woke france uh tour de france started on

Speaker 2 technically the tour de france tour de france you got to say

Speaker 8 and i don't know i don't know i don't know how far into the race was maybe a hundred yards there was a lady with a sign who a driver ran into the sign.

Speaker 2 I did look, reviewed the footage because they're saying they're going to sue this lady.

Speaker 8 Like, Tour de France is trying to sue this lady.

Speaker 7 She wasn't really standing in the street.

Speaker 8 Her sign was over the line, but she wasn't there. Like, she was standing in the street not looking at the cameras.
Her feet were technically not in the street.

Speaker 8 They were close, but the sign was definitely over the edge.

Speaker 8 Racer, biker, runs in the sign, falls over, turns into like a, I don't even know, 150-person pileup.

Speaker 8 Absolute disaster.

Speaker 4 This person looks like they're dead in the still pictures I'm looking at here.

Speaker 8 Absolute disaster. My stay woke, though.
My stay woke was that this is on day one race run.

Speaker 2 I don't mean to laugh, but that's funny.

Speaker 2 Dude, you fell off your bike going like 10 miles an hour. Everyone has done that.

Speaker 8 Yeah, but they're locked in. That's where it's like, they get fucked.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but we've all fallen off our bikes. No, it sucks.
You know, with your feet locked in. You scrape your knee? You scrape your knee.
I saw a kid fucking break his arm last week, Hank.

Speaker 8 My stay awoke was that this was on day one, you know, whatever, series one of the Tour de France. Now everyone's talking about the Tour de France.
Stage.

Speaker 8 Did they do this on purpose? Were they like, you know,

Speaker 8 let's make a big spectacle in the very beginning because it's fucking 100 days. You can make up the time.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 And then everyone's going to be. They caused it too.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 I'm actually in on this with you.

Speaker 8 If it was like, you know, whatever, stage 12 or some shit, that'd be a different story. But if it's like, this was the very beginning of the entire thing.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 There needs to, which one of these bicyclists is the billionaire's son that gets to drive the... Is there somebody?

Speaker 2 Can you earn...

Speaker 4 Can you just get placed onto a team and

Speaker 4 this is the sign actually says, you know what?

Speaker 8 The sign said something about like grandma and grandpa or something.

Speaker 4 Yeah, it was a mixture of French and German on the sign, which is, it seems very lazy to me by the people that were staging this.

Speaker 2 Ale, au pie. Well, no, you don't know who to blame.
You don't know who to blame. Yeah.

Speaker 2 It's a nationless crime.

Speaker 4 That's what I'm saying. So it's like it seems almost too perfect.
Yeah. Alle au pomi, which means come on, grandpa, grandma.

Speaker 2 Hmm.

Speaker 4 Interesting.

Speaker 4 And

Speaker 4 yeah, I don't think anybody got seriously injured, right? Although this guy does have blood coming out of his mouth.

Speaker 2 I mean, they're bikers. They're bicyclists.
We're banging chains, guys. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Okay. I had one last thing before we get to Billy.
I had a question for you guys. So I went out to dinner on Saturday night before the Water Dogs game and watched them just fucking suck.

Speaker 2 And they're the worst team ever. I was walking out of dinner, and a guy came up to me, and he's like, hey, Big Cat, big fan.

Speaker 2 And he's like, I work in finance.

Speaker 2 Here is a stock that's going to pop off because you've given me so many winners. I wanted to give you this.

Speaker 2 And I thought to myself,

Speaker 2 I've never given a winner out. Like, I don't give winners out.
So is he trolling me? He's fucking you. Yeah.
Should I take the stock or no?

Speaker 4 No, I don't think that you should.

Speaker 4 Because, Big Cat, there's... Absolutely.
One of two things is going on.

Speaker 2 He looked like a finance guy. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 One of two things is going on.

Speaker 2 Was he wearing a vest? No, but he had slick back hair.

Speaker 2 He looked like a finance guy. Okay, one of the white or blue-collar shirt.
It was blue, like checkers. Yeah, like stripes, blue stripes.

Speaker 4 Either he knew that you have never given him a winner, and he's like giving you a fake tip. Correct.
That could be one opportunity or one possibility.

Speaker 4 The other is that he really doesn't know what he's doing in the world of finance, which is why he's sharing a real successful stock tip with a stranger out in the open.

Speaker 4 So I think either way.

Speaker 2 I was thinking also there could be

Speaker 2 a third scenario is that he's just been fading me. So I have been giving him winners.

Speaker 2 So should I fade him and short the stock? Maybe.

Speaker 2 A little tit for tip.

Speaker 4 Maybe he took the David Montgomery over in that game when he had the run.

Speaker 7 The run. Maybe that's true.

Speaker 4 And this is the tip.

Speaker 7 That was the winner.

Speaker 4 This is the stock.

Speaker 2 He's only been betting NBA Christmas Day Unders. That's it? Uh-huh.
Fuck.

Speaker 2 He told me in a. I'll tell you after.
I'm not going to tell it out loud.

Speaker 4 What type of a stock is it?

Speaker 2 I couldn't figure it. I looked it up, and it's all kinds of weird shit.

Speaker 4 Okay. It sounds like a lot of people.

Speaker 2 Have you ever read a couple of articles and they're buying some shit? And like, who knows?

Speaker 7 This is a lucrative opportunity.

Speaker 2 I am the dumbest person when it comes to finance. I don't understand how any of this shit works.
Those Google.

Speaker 4 The stock was Google.

Speaker 4 It turns out I'm pretty dumb when it comes to cryptocurrencies and owning stocks and securities because, as I've been saying, that I'm holding on to my Doge until a year comes up, which was early July, so I could sell it and not get the capital gains tax that you get if you sell it before a year.

Speaker 4 Turns out I've just been extremely wrong about that. And capital gains is not charged at all the same when it comes to cryptos.
I would imagine.

Speaker 4 So it's like I've lost myself about $40,000 in the last two months

Speaker 4 waiting for July to come up.

Speaker 2 Now you just wait even longer.

Speaker 4 Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 Now I hold. What do they say?

Speaker 2 Waiting is the hardest part, right? Tom Petty.

Speaker 4 Let nobody say that I don't have diamond hands.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you have accidental diamond hands fucking diamond hands all right billy uh wrap us up um so the changes the nba made to the backboards after shaq was breaking them is they instituted breakaway rims and they steal and forced um uh basically the whole backboard extension right yeah so you can stanch you can break the rim though which is but it comes off easier yeah that's great

Speaker 2 and uh there's also a technical foul for breaking the rim nowadays that's bullshit which i think's yeah well Boogie, yeah, you get two.

Speaker 7 What are the rims?

Speaker 2 Two technical fouls. What do they announce? A technical foul?

Speaker 15 He was too awesome?

Speaker 15 The Water Dogs in their game, these are a couple points where they need to improve.

Speaker 2 Shooting.

Speaker 15 Shooting, they shot 27 times where the Archers shot 45.

Speaker 7 Thank you.

Speaker 2 So I'm.

Speaker 15 Actually, no, 29 times versus 42 shots. So they got outshots.

Speaker 2 This is what I'm saying, Billy. Am I like, I'm not, I don't know lacrosse.
I obviously don't know anything about it.

Speaker 2 But just, I think that, like coming into it without knowing anything, just watching it and being like, why aren't we more aggressive shooting?

Speaker 15 And they got out Hoovered on ground balls 27 to 44.

Speaker 2 Is that an actual like ground balls? No, out hoovered? Is that a vacuum hoover? Is that like war? It's like vacuum hoover.

Speaker 2 I know, I know, but like, is that a, is that a, is that something you came up with? Or does everyone say that?

Speaker 15 I know guys, guys who like get a lot of ground balls are called like Hoovers. Okay.

Speaker 2 All right. No, I'm not sure.
That might just be a little bit more. Yeah, no, I wanted to know because

Speaker 2 I love that. I I think that's a great analytics, like the Hoover analytics.

Speaker 4 I think I just came up with a strategy for how the water dogs. It's kind of opposite what you're saying, though, big cat.
If we get out to like a...

Speaker 2 If you say shoot less, I'm going to kill you.

Speaker 4 A two-nothing lead.

Speaker 2 I'm going to kill you like I'm going to kill the dogs.

Speaker 4 And then I feel like lacrosse would be the easiest sport in the world

Speaker 4 to play people. Oh, okay.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Right.

Speaker 2 You were on to something.

Speaker 2 You were on to something.

Speaker 2 Without a shot clock, you were absolutely right.

Speaker 4 About like three years ago, that's what they used to do. I would have been the greatest coach in the history of lacrosse three years ago

Speaker 2 before the shot clock. You were almost there because it actually would absolutely work.

Speaker 4 If this is the sport of the future, if this was a sport of the present, I would be three years ahead of it.

Speaker 15 They need better slide packages and stop letting their goalie just get totally shot up. Okay.

Speaker 4 Slide package is like defense.

Speaker 2 Got it type thing. I'm not worried about defense.
I don't give a fuck about defense. Just score.

Speaker 2 If the Water Dogs lose.

Speaker 2 Al Davis. Right.
If the Water Dogs lose 23 to 22, I won't be mad. I really won't.
It's when we lose and we score eight fucking points. How do you score eight points in a lacrosse game?

Speaker 2 I can score eight points in a lacrosse. Al Davis lacrosse.
Just throw it towards the hoop.

Speaker 15 The sign that said go, grandpa, go grandma with a mixture of French and German would probably point to Switzerland.

Speaker 2 Ooh. The Swiss both use French and German titles.
Yeah, there it is.

Speaker 4 I don't trust the Swiss.

Speaker 15 Yeah, the Swiss are always being neutralized.

Speaker 4 They're in it for themselves. Exactly.

Speaker 15 So who knows if they had any sort of sway?

Speaker 2 Well,

Speaker 8 that's a great country if you're like, which, you know, we're going to plant this sign. Yeah.

Speaker 8 What country is no one going to get mad at?

Speaker 4 Switzerland. Neutral one.
And it's the golden jacket, right? We know that Swiss, they like to take care of the Germans' gold.

Speaker 15 A new cool, like, lacrosse name for Jake.

Speaker 15 You know, marsh, marshland. Okay.
Marshes are like, you know, but you know what's even chiller than a marsh? A bog.

Speaker 2 A swamp. Swamp.
So he's

Speaker 2 the swamp land. Swamp thing? Yeah, swamp shampoo.
Cake shake. Cake swamp.
Cake swamp. Cake swamp.

Speaker 2 That's good. That's cake swamp sounds like a

Speaker 2 porn site. I like it, though.

Speaker 2 Cake swamp.

Speaker 2 Damplips.com.

Speaker 2 Shout out to James Brown.

Speaker 15 No Animal Fact Today, but just Google a shoebill stork and

Speaker 2 let us know what it's at. What happens?

Speaker 2 Exactly. Google.

Speaker 2 I'm going to do it right now.

Speaker 4 Damp marsh.

Speaker 2 Shoebill stork.

Speaker 4 I'm going to Google cakes.

Speaker 2 What are these things?

Speaker 15 Legit dinosaurs.

Speaker 2 Holy fuck. Not actually legit dinosaurs.

Speaker 4 Oh, there's such a thing called Louisiana Swamp Cake.

Speaker 4 It looks delicious.

Speaker 2 Do they put a little baby in it?

Speaker 4 No, it's just an ass.

Speaker 2 People really don't talk about that enough.

Speaker 4 It's the shape of an ass. Put little babies in it.

Speaker 2 Just bake it. Yeah.

Speaker 4 They stopped doing that.

Speaker 2 Oh, they did? Yeah. Why? And choked it.
They ran out of babies? Choking hazard.

Speaker 15 I also think they should standardize a sticky substance for MLB players. Like, they use the mud on the balls.
So, like, maybe not Spider-Tack, but like, Pine Tar is legal.

Speaker 4 Didn't there was a knuckleballer that got checked for like some substance that increased spin rate. He's like, Yeah, sure.
Go ahead, please.

Speaker 4 Check all my shit.

Speaker 2 All right, ready? 69. 58.
Give me 8. 18.
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Speaker 2 Roger Bennett on Wednesday. Soccer.

Speaker 4 Give me an 8.

Speaker 14 66 ineligible.

Speaker 2 70.

Speaker 2 One off. Stats.

Speaker 2 First timer. All right.
Wow. Good job, Sats.

Speaker 14 That's back-to-back first-timers.

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Michael Jackson, I'm bad. Michael Jackson, I beat it.
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Speaker 2 Yeah, I ain't gonna hit it.

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Make a video, co-pin it.

Speaker 2 Got a blue in it, go get a sentence.

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Shoot something sauce like Pippin'. Dig your grey, you can pick it.
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Speaker 2 here we go.

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