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Today is Friday, June 4th. Can you hear my smile? Is LeBron James done or is he finished? Let me just read a quote for you, PFT.
It starts with my accountability and trickles down to everybody else. These shoulders were built for a reason, and if it takes for me to put more on top of it, then so be it.
That was LeBron James before game five, the game that he left with five minutes and 45 seconds left, and then game six when the Phoenix Suns have eliminated the Lakers and LeBron James. Is that it? So I think all this talk about retiring this week, all the discussion that's been going on, retiring is kind of hot in the streets right now.
My prediction for this offseason is that LeBron James, he's going to pull like an Aaron Rodgers. He's going to publicly flirt with retiring, but privately he's going to be like, I'm going to come back.
But he wants people to talk about whether or not this is the end of the road for him. And then he'll come back and the Lakers will be dominant because Anthony Davis is going to be healthy.
And by the way, Charles Barkley with the Anthony street clothes Davis line. First of all, what are street clothes? Street clothes are clothes you wear on the street.
On the street. Yeah.
Because whenever I see somebody wearing street clothes, it's always stuff that's way nicer than anything I would wear on street. Oh, yeah.
On any public road. But then he came out, gave it a go, and then Charles Barkley made fun of the Lakers and Anthony Davis for trying to play on a shattered groin tonight.
So I don't know.

I feel like the Joker right now, chasing cars, and once you catch up to him,

you don't know what to do because I got to admit,

I've been looking forward to this night for a very long time because it feels like LeBron has never lost in the first round.

It happens tonight.

He's old.

He's 36.

He's not as dominant as he used to be.

He's never going to be 100% again. He said it himself.
Anthony Davis, not a free agent. Not a free agent.
False news. Fake news media tried to get us.
Strike it from the record. Stricken.
I am kind of sad. I don't know why.
So I'm conflicted. I'm torn because I think almost every single postseason for the last five years, I've said this is the year that LeBron James loses in the first round.
Right. So I want to take a victory lap because this time I was right when I predicted it.
And I like the Suns. Needed an Anthony Davis injury.
The Suns are fun. Yeah, the Suns are awesome.
We'll talk about them in a second. But I'm torn between wanting to take that victory lap and also being like...
You're also a LeBron stan. It's fun to make fun of LeBron James.
Right, right. All I'll say is this is...
It might be karma for giving Lolo Bunny a small ass. Yeah.
The basketball gods caught up with him. I'm torn.
I do think... I'll say one nice thing about the Lakers.
I do think that if Anthony Davis stays healthy in this series, it's totally different. They were up 2-1, tie ball game, game four, and he gets hurt.
And he's their best player. That's not a knock on LeBron.
Anthony Davis is... It kind of is, but it's still true.
At this point in their career, LeBron James, at his peak, was far, far better of a player than Anthony Davis will ever be. But as of right now, Anthony Davis, if you want either one of them, if either one of them is 100%, you want it to be Anthony Davis.
I just, I feel torn. Hank, do you not feel torn? No.
You're just happy? Yeah, I mean, there's... I'm happy.
There is an element of it's like fun rooting against him, but it's one of those things as the series, you know, progress and it goes Eastern Conference or Western Conference Finals and Championship. It's like there's only so many games you can root against him for, and once he wins, it's the worst thing ever.
So I'm happy with him losing. So game five, he quit on his team.
I mean, I don't know how you could see it otherwise. He left the game with five minutes and 40 feet, left the bench.
Tonight, I'll give him credit. They fought.
There was many times in this third and fourth quarter where we were like, oh shit. He might be...
They cut it to 11. They cut it to 10.
Oh no, they're going to be getting close here. LeBron's going to do his thing.
Credit to Chris Paul, by the way. Chris Paul.
That's why chris paul is so important to like the sons he just the whoa his uh his ability to just like control tempo and be like hey everyone chill out i'm gonna dribble around i'll you know someone sent me a pick i'll hit a fucking nail a 12 footer like we'll be good he did that a few times tonight where it was crucial because it felt like the Lakers could creep back in it. And, yeah, the Suns are fun.
Devin Booker was incredible. It always felt like if the game got to single digits, then the Lakers were going to win it.
That was the one barrier they had to break, and they never got to that point because once you get to single digits, especially when being down by so much, then Staples Center starts to get loud-ass hell, and then LeBron James is just like, I'm going to take it to the basket every time. He was going to get all the calls if it got close.
Except for that one that he didn't, and he almost murdered the ref. Yeah.
Like, he basically didn't come back on defense for two possessions straight just to yell at the ref. Yeah, which, I mean, this is the stuff that I'm going to miss.
I'm going to miss talking about that in the playoffs. And the fact you're right.
Anthony Davis is their best player

and it is kind of a knock on LeBron

only because

we choose to say that Anthony

Davis is their best player a lot

because it's fun to remind everybody

that LeBron James isn't their best player.

But yeah, Anthony Davis being out, that's the difference.

I think they probably would have won the series if he was

still in. Yeah, but alright, so

the Suns. I didn't realize this.
Devin Book booker scored 47 tonight devin booker was 15 for 22 it's the perfect combo of devin booker was the sons tonight and then you have chris paul the like the closer who can basically say hey i got this don't worry guys like let's not panic and jay crowder was hitting every single shot which was was awesome. It was fun.
It's fun. The Suns are fun.
We're still a Nuggets podcast. Yeah, definitely.
But wait, are they playing against each other? We love the Nuggets. A house divided.
I don't know who to root for. I think we've got to be a Suns podcast.
You know what I like about the Suns? I like their fans. I like Suns fans a lot.
They're like a more mellow version of Lakers fans. Right.
They're like, yeah, like the Laker bros, if instead of like doing Jaeger bombs and smoking mids, they were just on peyote. They seem like relaxed.
They day party. They know how to have a good time.
Yeah, they day party. Remember that time we went to ASU and they watched Notre Dame versus, it was pretty much the biggest game ASU played in, football-wise, in like the last 10 years.
And we just went and watched the game and it was a full-on club at noon. Like, you couldn't hear the game, it was just the loudest music ever and then every time they scored, there was a cannon that went off of confetti.
That's what Suns fans and I like it. They party guys.
They seem like they're always kind of sunburned too. Like a little bit too red, but that doesn't stop them from going to the games.
I think they actually lead the league in fans in the stands wearing no undershirts beneath their jerseys. Yes, but that plays in Phoenix because it's hot.
It's not the humidity, it's the heat. It's dry heat.
No, it's the humidity, not the heat. It's dry heat.
You know what they say about the weather there? Oh, time check. It's 122 in the morning.
Oh, there you go. Yeah.
What do they say? If you don't like it, just wait five minutes. Always gets me.
Always gets me. Should we? So the Suns are playing the Nuggets? Should we? I think we need to put it up to a vote.
I think we need to make the AWL's vote. Suns, Nuggets.
I think we need to put out a poll. You know what we should do? We should put out a poll at noon tomorrow and set it to end at tip of the first game.
And that's who we're rooting for. I think the poll, can the poll be like multiple days? Yeah.
I think it'd be like seven days if we want it to be. Suns Nuggets.
Which team are we rooting for officially as a podcast? We're Nets Podcast. We're Blake Griffin Podcast.
First and foremost. I would like to root for the Suns.
Same. If that can influence people, I would like...
But it's Chris Paul. Bonk.
You guys just got mad at me for saying that Chris Paul... Oh, because he wants to get his dick sucked? I do not want to get my dick...
Well, I want to root for the Suns, is what I'm saying.

That's what I was trying to say.

How long do you want the poll to be?

I can set it right now.

Well, no, don't tweet it right now.

No, I'm going to schedule it.

Yeah, so when's game one?

You guys got mad at me when I said Chris Paul was awesome the other week.

And now we're a Suns podcast?

I've always liked the Suns for the last two weeks.

Right, but what are we going to do?

You guys realize what you're doing right now. I said Chris Paul's awesome and you both were like how could you say that? As a LeBron stan, I feel like the LeBron standom has to transfer to Chris Paul because he's a little bro and LeBron James is going to be like this is a little bro's championship even though I think they're the exact same age.
I got it. I got it.

The best way for Blake to get a ring would be to beat Chris Paul in the finals.

Yes.

There it is.

I like that.

That would be incredible.

So that's what we're rooting for.

Do you think that LeBron James is going to play in the Olympics this summer?

He really doesn't have an excuse now, right?

So I looked it up.

He's played in 264 postseason games. And this is like rule number one stuff about being a LeBron stan, is you have to factor in his postseason career.
So he's played an extra three seasons. Yeah.
So he's really almost 40 years old. Right.
It's incredible. Right.
I'm going to throw out a stat that I like that I just came up with off the top of my head that people could throw out there if they want, if they want to tweet it at all. LeBron James in his career has defended his title once.
Once. Michael Jordan did it four times.
So four times a team went into the season as the defending champions and then still won the championship. LeBron has done it once.
Hardest thing to do in sports is repeat, right? Just saying. Just throwing it out there.
Does this cheapen the bubbled ring? I think we can all agree that it just didn't happen. It doesn't.
Yeah, the bubbled never... That's not basketball.
No fans around. I still...
What were you going to say, Jake? Game one is Monday at 10pm Eastern. Okay, so schedule it for noon tomorrow.
And it ends at 9.59 Eastern. Monday night? Yes, and that will be our decision.
Please vote for the Suns. But also vote for the Nuggets.
Yeah. You know what? It's fair.
It just has to be fair. So just vote.
I want to actually genuinely see who people want us to root for, and also if we have a bigger fan base than one or the other. I would think that we probably have a bigger fan base in Arizona than we do in Colorado.
What about Menver? Well, Menver, yeah, that's a good point. Dude, a lot of dudes in Menver.
But also, if you live in Denver, your podcast consumption rate, especially during the summertime, probably not as high as when you're down in the dry heat in Arizona. Yeah, but think about this.
If you're in Arizona, your iPhone's probably overheating all the time in the sun. J.J.
Watt, big Suns fan. Yeah, J.J.
Watt, AWL. So, hmm, interesting.
J.J., you could probably influence this poll a little bit. You could absolutely influence this if you tweet it.
But that does sound like a great reason to watch the NBA Finals because it's going to be probably Nets versus a team that is not going to have a big draw in terms of the market. It'd be awesome to see him try to get his revenge against Chris Paul.
Yeah. By the way, so we did some major time traveling.
You're going to hear everything. So we have a double intro with Coach K coming up, and then we also broke our own brains trying to figure out how this was all going to come together, which we left in.
But we forgot to mention Dame Lillard's 55 on Wednesday night. Tuesday night.
Tuesday night? Wednesday night. I think he had – Tuesday night.
Didn't he set the record for threes made? It was incredible. In a playoff.
And he lost, and they totally blew it the nuggets fucking were resilient came back um so yeah shout out dame that's just wanted to throw that out that's kind of going to be the story dame lillard's career i know until well until he comes to the mecca yeah that's what people are saying so uh the lakers this offseason they are they going to try to add another piece i was looking at free agents. Do you know what they should do? What? They should fire LeBron James, the GM.
Okay. Because this roster was flawed.
And that's his team. They have Anthony Davis to build around because he's not a free agent.
Yeah, he's not a free agent. Just want to throw that out there again.
Which ball is going to be a free agent this offseason? Lomelo. No shot.
I mean Lonzo. I meant Lonzo.
It's 128. I meant Lonzo.
Bring back Lonzo. I want Lonzo on the Bulls.
Bring back Lonzo. You want him back on the Lakers? It'd be fun.
LeBron is going to be... You know what the worst part is? It's 128 in the morning.
I'm going to have to stay up until his press conference. I'm going to have to watch.
He's going to get so much treatment, he might outlast me, but I want to watch his press conference. At least the IG post that's going to come out.
So do you think he's got one scheduled? Yeah, so we were debating this. If Chris Paul wins a title, how much will he make it about himself? There will definitely be a few pictures of their backs with their arms around each other.
Between us, we got five. Okay, let's see.
He has not posted yet. Let me check the stories.
Oh, man. Bad night to be a bottle of wine in Los Angeles.
Sheesh. Sheesh.
It's going to be. I know exactly what he's going to say.
We played so much basketball. We left it all out there, even though I quit on my team on game five and didn't come back on the court, like argued with refs and didn't come back on defense multiple times in Game 6.
But we left it all out there. And you know what? To everyone that's saying right now, LeBron lives rent-free in our heads, you're absolutely right.
Oh, yeah. Absolutely.
He's the best. He is one of my favorite topics to talk about in all of sports.
He is my favorite tenant. Yes, I love it.
It's not like a diss when you're like hey dude you're obsessed with lebron no shit no lebron's on rent control i'm not i'm never going to charge lebron for living in my head yes i love it he's he is my favorite tenant by far yeah he's fucking he he no bed bugs he goes to sleep at 11 o'clock doesn't play loud music it's It is the best. Although actually going to the Lakers, he does stay up late and it does bother me.
Yeah. So that's kind of nice.
We're not probably not going to stay up until one 30 anymore this postseason. And if we do, we will let you know.
Absolutely. Yeah.
Yeah. We will absolutely let you know.
That's just not true. What? Oh, if we're a son's podcast.
That's true. But also Denver, right? And also Denver.
We're Blake Griffin podcast. We can't forget that.
Is it the fucked up time of year where Arizona is on Denver time? Or is Arizona on Los Angeles time? Someone give us some facts on Denver. Or is Arizona on like 1923 time? All right.
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Should we release two podcasts tomorrow? One, the LeBron James podcast. And then the other just the rest of it? Part one and part two? Yeah.
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Here's the rest of the show it's pardon my take presented by welcome to pardon my take presented by new amsterdam vodka today is friday june 4th and coach k is retiring but not before he does an entire retirement tour and he makes everyone give him gifts and everyone say how he's the greatest of all time because it's not about the kids it's about coach k coach k is going to make the kiss retirement tours look like child's play it is going to be the wettest of sucks you're going have it. When Coach K shows up at your gym this year, you're going to have to suck him so hard.
Yes. You're going to have to suck the black off his hair.
Oh, hell yeah. PFT, I just want to say something real quick.
A lot of people were saying that maybe it was because... Recruiting.
Recruiting. Maybe it was because...
They got a new athletic director. New athletic director.
maybe because the likeness, the players are actually going to get paid, so paying them under the table isn't going to have the same effect. No, no, no.
Coach K made it clear in his press conference that he's doing it because of family. He's doing it because of family, not due to changes in the sport.
So let's just all respect Coach K, and he's finally going to spend some time with his family at the young age of 74 yeah so what better time he doesn't want to miss any of his kids soccer games he doesn't want to me yeah his kid you know his kids high school graduate wait wait no wait his kids are 52 you can't get that stuff back you know you got to celebrate it while it's around i have their driver's license yeah i it It's very funny because it's like he also tossed into the press conference that he does keep getting older but the kids stay the same age. Like Wooderson from Dazed and Confused.
But not that it has anything to do with it whatsoever. Also, imagine being a 17-year-old right now and going to Duke and this is coach k's last year like if you don't win him a title you're a fucking asshole you're never getting where to where the uh the the lady who wrote that uh remember the the lady who wrote the op-ed about elton brand being like you're never welcome back in the duke family he's like good yeah thank you yeah i like that proved my point that i should go to the nba and make.
I can't wait to see what the presents are going to be for Coach K.

What is UNC going to get him?

I was talking to Hank about this earlier because he was like,

I think I've always been pro-retirement tour.

And I was like, what about Derek Jeter?

He's like, no, fuck that.

And then we talked about David Ortiz for a while.

And Hank conveniently forgot that David Ortiz had a season-long retirement tour. So I think Hank is pro.
Are you pro retirement tour? Wait, wait, wait. Hank, Hank, Hank, Hank, hold on.
Before we get your thoughts. I hope they play this before every single press conference this year.
Well, they play it before every single game if you guys knew anything about, you know, great teams. I want to say, I want to note one to note one thing, Hank, before you do it.
I tweeted a clip of Coach K walking in and clapping, and I used the part where he pumped his fist, and I said, the face when you survive a 40-year NCAA career and no one finds your bag man. People did say, Big Cat, we know who Jeff Capel is, so point taken.
I'm sorry.

You're right.

We know who they're back at. Wait, Jeff Capel coached at Duke now?

I didn't think so.

Wait.

He was the assistant coach for, like, ever.

He's not there now.

People are just trying to – that's classic.

Just blame the guy who just left.

Wait, wait, wait.

Does this mean that Coach K is a one and done this year?

Yep.

What are you talking about?

You either die here or live long enough to become a villain.

All right.

So, Hank, we would like to hear your thoughts. You are a diehard Duke fan.
You went there. Second-gen alum.
Second-gen alum. I want to hear your favorite Coach K memories and also what you think about his retirement.
I just have a question for you guys. You guys are a quote-unquote sports podcast.
You're part of it, too. All you do is joke around and make jokes.

Everything's a big joke.

Ha ha ha.

We stay here all the time late for sports, sports, sports.

Correct.

This is the greatest coach in the sport.

And all you guys do is make jokes and mock him.

It's like, what's the point of doing your job?

How do you explain your existence if all you're going to do is joke?

He's the second best coach in the state.

Have some respect.

It's also very funny.

Most wins of all time.

12 Final Fours.

15 ACC Tournament titles.

97 NCAA Tournament wins.

126 weeks ranked number one.

No, that's off the top of my head.

Hank's reading.

That's incredible.

Have some respect.

Okay, so...

And I get it.

Ha ha ha.

But it's like,

you guys are just...

Three gold medals.

Three gold medals.

Three gold medals.

So, he saw Roy Williams retire

and it was major

like Thomas Jefferson,

John Adams vibe.

It's like,

we're going to die

on the same day, essentially.

But Coach Williams

did it the right way.

He said, medals so he saw Roy Williams retire and it was major like Thomas Jefferson John Adams vibe it's like we're gonna die on the same day essentially but coach Williams did it the right way he said you know what I'm not gonna stick around I'm not gonna make my final season all about me and coach K was like you know what I'm gonna stick around and I'm it's honestly a tough look for Duke you should never have a new head coach whose last name rhymes with fire it makes it too easy for the chance to come out the second he starts screwing up. Are you happy with the replacement? Yes.
You have to be because John Shire knows exactly who to pay and how to get paid and all these things. You can't bring in some hired gun and he's like they say, hey, you gotta go do this private dinner with some of these booths.
He's like, no, I might do that. Boom, now your five-star recruit

doesn't show up to campus. Maybe Grant Hill.

Yeah, exactly. Can I do my favorite

Coach K memories? Can I just say one other thing?

Okay, you do that and then I'll say my Coach K.

Everyone's shitting on farewell tours. It's just because those people

are mediocre. They're not that good at their

job. When they retire from their job, no one's gonna care.

So it's like if you're the greatest of all time,

you're the best at what you do, you deserve to have that light that light shine you deserve to have that victory lap like if you guys you should win you guys are at the top of your profession for now if you stay to the top of your profession for the next 35 years and then retired you should deserve to have a few shows where people are celebrating you it takes a long time to get to where he's got and if you're that good you deserve to get you know respected for it Okay, so. And all you guys are going to do is joke, joke, joke.
No, no, I'm not going to joke. I'm going to talk about his legacy.
I think Coach K is the best, probably the best college basketball coach of all time. I'll give you that.
Yeah. Okay.
And Olympic. There you go.
That's nice. I said that.
It is fact. He won five NCAA titles.
I know everyone would be like, oh, you're salty about 2015. You're fucking right I am.
Of course I am. I'll never get that back.
A small part of me died in Lucas Oil Stadium that night, and it will never return. So, yes, there is saltiness.
But I also just don't like Coach K because I think he plays by his own rules and shifts the rules and changes everything. And when the things are going well, it's Coach K's the GOAT.
And when things are going bad, Coach K's the GOAT. My favorite.
You know what my favorite Coach K memory is? He's teaching the kids. It's about the kids.
That one video where he's just staring straight ahead, screaming at the air to nobody, just cussing his players out, not even looking them in the eye. That's my favorite Coach K.
All right, so can I do some memories? Sure. Okay, I'll just read a few things.
I talked about you can read. Yeah, I talked about his consistency.
So everyone knows 1995 during an atypically lackluster season, Coach K takes a leave of absence, citing back pain and exhaustion. Long-time assistant Pete Gaudette takes over in Coach K's steed St the Blue Devils to a 2-14 ACC record.
Contrary to the practice at other schools, these wins and losses stay on Gaudet's permanent record, not Coach K's. And I actually will defend Coach K in this part.
He's an administrator. He probably doesn't even know the AD, so he probably couldn't even get that on his losses.
Well, he definitely didn't have anything to do with the fact that those don't go on his record. Credit to Coach K as well.
2007, he said, I think I should have been credited with all those losses. Now, he didn't actually take all those losses.
Shout out to Tom Butters. He didn't say it.
He didn't actually change, but he took credit, and he said, I think I should be credited with those losses, but don't actually put those losses on my record. That's like the exact same thing as being like, I would have donated that money to charity had I won.
Right, exactly, exactly. And you might say, oh, okay, that's one time, Big Cat.
That's crazy. Well, you're right, but you're also wrong, because remember in 2019, he lost to Stephen F.
Austin.

And Coach K, after the game, made a surprising admission saying that he was suffering from some type of health problem on Tuesday that may have negatively impacted the team.

Although he didn't go into any detail on the nature of the problem.

That's what you call accountability when you're a coach.

You want to put the blame on all these young college kids.

You want to put it on yourself.

Do you think that all the journalists at Duke were clapping for him when he came in the room because he was just afraid he was going to chew him out if they said something bad to him in the post-game interview? Oh, PFT, I'm so happy you brought that up because everyone saw that happen this year. And you say, well, guess what? He's getting old.
It's not a big deal. He's senile.
He's angry. It's like your old grandfather yelling at people.
Well, except for the fact that he also did that in 1990 after Duke student newspaper gives the Duke Blue Devils a B plus at the halfway point of the season. Coach K invites the paper's sports staff in for a get together with the team and his assistant coaches.
And he said, I'm not looking for puff pieces or anything like that, but you're whacked out and you don't appreciate what the fuck is going on. And it pisses me off.
Coach K later apologized, but only for using profanity, not for belittling and scaring a bunch of student journalists. If I remember correctly though, that team went to the Final Four and then they won two back-to-back national championships.
It worked. B-plus is not a bad grade.
Yeah, but when you're the coach, you want all A's. That's just greatness.
That's what I'm saying. Just mediocrity.
That's all you know. You guys don't care.
It's just all a big joke to you. You see a B-plus, you're like, oh, it's great.
You got a B-plus. Coach K sees a B-plus.
He's like, I want an A. I actually think it's a smart move on Coach K's part to do this right now because there's no chance whatsoever that he's getting left out of the tournament next year, no matter what.
If they're anywhere close to a bubble, if they're bubble adjacent, you are putting Duke Blue Devils in that fucking tournament. After leaving Duke, former star Corey Maggette admits to accepting thousands of dollars from summer league coach Myron Piggy.
Though such payments would presumably have made Maggette ineligible, the NCAA declines to strip Duke of its final four appearances. The Blue Devils, in fact, aren't punished at all.
So are we going to start roasting every college program that's giving people money? No, no, I actually have no problem. I think you should pay the players.
How much time do we have? You should pay the players, but you should also pretend that you don't pay the players and then be like, an investigation by the New Orleans. I'm sure it was contented that too for fucking Frank Kaminsky.
You think we paid Frank Kaminsky? Yes, and Sam Decker. He was, no one recruited him.

That doesn't matter.

An investigation by the New Orleans Times-

Kind of doesn't matter.

No.

That point guard Chris Duan's mother-

I heard what I heard.

Landed a job working for a Duke booster.

Coworkers say the job opening was never posted

and that Harper was overpaid and lacked qualifications.

Again, Duke gets absolutely no heat from the NCAA.

I'm just surprised.

Well, you know what?

All this can be uncovered, McCann,

with a simple Freedom of Information Act search. Oh, PFT.
You can't do a FOIA on Duke. Why? Private university.
Interesting. How about when Coach K teaches the kids after games, like that time Dylan Brooks, he stopped him in the handshake line and told him, you're too good of a player to be showing off at the end.
That was a loss, though. So that was a loss when he did that.
But he was teaching him a life lesson. Yes.
Which he'll remember more than beating Duke. Yes, exactly.
Yeah, but in that one, it's not like Coach K said something after the fact, and then the cameras who got the moment actually figured out he was saying something else. Hmm? Exactly.
I'm trying to follow. I'm really trying to be on your side.
No, I'm obviously Coach K. But if I remember that story correctly, Coach K was like, oh, I just gave him a few nice words after the game.
Yes, that was the Dylan Brooks. And then the cameras were like, actually you were like chewing him out.
Yes. But I'm not going to say that.
Right. I like how Coach K pulled the, you know, our conversation is going to stay between us.
Like a lot of people do after a game when they're like, hey, what did you say to your father when he greeted you on the sidelines after your last game? He's like, I'm going to keep that between. But in this situation, he was just dog cussing.
He was just like, fuck you. My favorite Coach K was when he said, don't criticize the players, criticize me.
And then in that same interview said, when you question my coaching, come into Cameron and look up at the ceiling and see if you should do that. Yeah, kiss the rings.
It's like a three-card Monty trick. Listen, I'm actually very upset that Coach K is retiring because he is fodder.
I love hating him. I've said this before.
I'm sure Duke fans will be upset at everything I've said so far, but sports are fun when you hate something. Hating Duke and hating Coach K is a pastime for the majority of america and duke fans defending coach k and defending duke is a pastime for you and you love doing it and it makes everything more fun because guess what you won five national titles so you can shove that in everyone's face do you think i'm gonna miss him do you think a duke would be as prestigious a university as they love to pull the harvard or the south thing if they weren't good at basketball if it, Bruins just won.
There you go, Hank. There you go, Hank.
Everything's coming up, Hank. Huge.
That just happened live. I just think that you hating on the greatest of all time.
Do you think we would be thinking about Duke as being like an elite institution for academics if they weren't also good at basketball? Probably not. I actually think that whatever Coach K did, as long as he hasn't murdered anybody, which is still unconfirmed, I think that anything that he's done has been worth it for the college.
Yes. Yeah, you're probably right.
You're absolutely right. And guess what? He is the best coach of all time.
I'm not saying that he's not. I wouldn't say, I wouldn't be an idiot if I was like, he's a terrible coach.
I think he's the best coach of all time. There, said it again.
I just think that people don't criticize him ever, and he does these hijinks all the time. Remember when he said that Zion was too athletic to be officiated correctly? Yeah, that was my favorite.
Probably correct. He's too fast.
They don't know how to officiate him. You think that Calipari got a call? What do you mean? You think somebody made a courtesy call to him and be like, hey, I know that...
Coach Cal has a clock anywhere that he goes before what he does catches up with him. And again, we're not judging Cal.
We love the Calipari family. But I feel like it would be a respect thing to give him a call just to see if he's interested in going to Duke.
It's like, you know all that stuff that you've gotten caught for in the past? You will get away with 100% of the stuff that you do and more if you come to Duke. Bringing up Cal is perfect because that's actually probably like if you had to really boil it down.
I really have no problem with Coach K cheating and changing the rules because that's every college coach in America. It's the fact that no one actually says he does those things and is like he did it the right way Cal everyone calls him kind of shady right yeah and I kind of like that because he kind of owns yeah he kind of owns he's like yeah I care about NBA draft picks Patino we know that like there are coaches out there that play on the fringes and everyone kind of figures it out.

And everyone's Roy Williams, the whole like class thing, you know,

where kids weren't going to class and people mentioned that with his legacy.

I just don't know why we never say anything about Coach K.

I think Cal would be a perfect fit at Duke.

But you're right.

They got to keep it in house.

No, John Shire will do great.

I actually think he will do great.

And it is kind of like a weird bookend that coach k started his career at 33 at duke john shire's 33 he's learned from coach k he is a coach k guy like he's a floor slapper he won a title they'll they're gonna probably still be awesome and guess what i'm actually rooting for them to be awesome that will be the plot twist because if you can't hate Duke, what's the point? Well, no, it'd be great if he became, if he wins, let's just say that Shire wins like two titles in his first five years. We can get the conversation started.
I would love that conversation. Was Coach K, was he a system coach? Yeah.
Is it just the churn of Duke University? It's the D. Yeah, it is the D.
The coach K is, the D is bigger than Coach K. You think LeBron and Dwayne Wade and them show up for his last game of Cameron? Because LeBron technically went to Duke? Yeah, and Dwayne Wade? Gold medals.
Didn't go to Duke? Oh, okay. He coached them.
There will be a lot. Tony Romo will be there.
You should be there, Hank. I really should be there.
I've never been to a game there, even at all the time I've spent there. We should go.
I never got to one. You should go to a press conference and do the class.
We should go there, though. We should go to a game this year.
We should be with the Cameron Crazies. And if we're lucky enough, Coach K will yell at us like the time that he yelled at all the Cameron Crazies and basically said they were fair weather fans and weren't supporting Duke.

He also made the Cameron Crazies camp out in the weather.

If Coach K was at these NBA games, no one would be fucking spitting in the crowd.

No one would be throwing water bottles.

He keeps the crowd in check.

He abuses the crowd there, Hank.

No, he keeps you in check.

Look what's happening.

He makes you camp out for tickets, Hank.

Look what's happening when you don't have a coach that cares.

People are just throwing popcorn at players and spitting on them.

The beginning of the end. Duke, Kentucky, November 9th, five blocks down the street.
Champions Classic. One of the funniest text messages we got this week was our booker, Peggy, who does an unbelievable job, just texts us names that we would say yes or no to, and she just texted us Mike Krzyzewski, and we're like, yeah, I don't think he would do it, but yeah, I would love to have him on.
It's also funny, Coach K refuses to schedule games against Maryland. Yeah.
Because he hates them so much because of the time. They left the ACC.
They briefly stole his shine back in the early 2000s, and he was like, this school does not respect Duke. Coach K ran them out of the ACC beat us yeah i'm gonna miss him i'm gonna miss him a lot and i'm really sad that uh you know a bunch of college players getting paid is why he had to retire it was very noble though that he he decided to change his mind he had very hard and fast rules about whether or not players should go to the NBA, whether they should take a year off from college, skip their last season or two, until it was like Luol Dang.
And Luol Dang was like an extreme case. He needed to go to the NBA to provide a better life for probably two dozen people back home for him.
And Coach K reluctantly. That's what it took to push him over the line.
He's like, God damn it. They forced his hand.

And then, yeah, to his credit, he was forced to

adapt and change. He did change.

When he got to the end of his career,

he was like, I gotta figure out a way to keep winning. Well, in order

to do that, I gotta pay these guys. In order to do that, I gotta

do the one and done stuff. So he did change.

He evolved a little bit, but the name

and likeness, it's not a coincidence

that he's retiring right now. Duke fans

were so fucking awful to Elton Brand when he went to the NBA. Like, that happened.
And it was disgusting. His passion.
Coach K hated him. Hated him.
Not welcome to the Duke family. The brotherhood.
The brotherhood. Yeah.
Also, shout out to our friend Tate Frazier. Yeah, he called it.
He called it. He predicted the shit out of this one.
He not only called it, but he said he's going to announce his retirement, do a full retirement tour, called it exactly how it went, and here we are. And I'm excited to bid Coach K an adieu.
I just think you hating on someone that's unequivocally the best of all time just because of something they did to your team is lame. That's called being a fan, Hank.
Before that, too. That's 100% being a fan.
Respect greatness, Big Pat. College basketball.
Someone's the greatest of all time. You should respect them.
No, I totally disagree. College basketball is a binary system.
Either you hate Duke or you love Duke. There is no in the middle.
No one says I'm kind of ambivalent about Duke. It's just two categories, and that's what makes it great.
There's no other team. I'll give you another compliment, Hank.
There's no other team that elicits this type of emotion out of college basketball fans. There's no other guy that gets people this riled up.
So, yeah, I'll give Coach K credit for that as well. Here's a question.
On his last game this season, like his last home game at Cameron, he's definitely going to bring back the alumni. He might have sex with the court, which is named Coach K.
Coach K. So he'll have sex with himself.
Yeah. So do you think he's going to spend more time with his former players or with his current players that week? Because I don't think that his current players will be – they won't weep for him on his way out.
Yeah. So he's going to have to have, like, Christian Laitner, Cherokee Parks.
Can we get Grayson Allen one year of eligibility back just to have him coach him one more time? That would actually be great if like we had one NCAA rule where Coach K could just trot out his best, most annoying players. I also think that Coach K is going to show up around the program years after he's not there.
Yeah. So he's going to be just like, he might try to become athletic director.
Yes. People do that all the time.
You guys are you guys are whatever yeah Barry Alvarez did that he would come up and coach every time they went to the Rose Bowl all the things elite programs pay players when coaches retire they hang around the program I'm cool with elite programs paying players I'm not cool with anyone being like Duke doesn't pay their players but But that's not Coach K. That's not.
But people think that.

And the media will say Coach K did it the right way.

He did.

Okay.

One last thought from our friend Dick Vitale, which if you forgot, he is in Hawaii, which he reminded us with this tweet.

Just learned on vacation in Maui where we are six hours earlier versus Eastern Standard Time.

The Coach K is stepping down as coach. I am not shocked as we saw Roy Williams leave and now Coach K.
The instability and wackness in college hoops doesn't make for a fun time. Because that's what it's about.
The coach is having fun. Having fun.
Making millions of dollars and having fun. When you lose the coach is having fun, man, the sport sucks.

I'm very interested to see what happens after he leaves the program, though.

Because I do think... I think John Shire's going to be great.

I swear to God.

The specter of Coach K hanging around is going to be something.

Shire, I mean, why do you think that he's going to be great?

Because right now it's just like he seems like he fits the part.

Yeah, because he's been with Coach K.

I think Coach K has had enough guys underneath him that could have been been the heir apparent and john shire maybe it's just timing because you know other guys have gone to head coaching jobs but i i think something about coach k picking him he was like you know what's weird about john shire he was like uh should have been a very hateable duke guy but he wasn't that hateable well because it was really easy to dunk on right And he won a national title. I don't think he was.
He wasn't, like, but he wasn't that hateable. Well, because it was really easy to dunk on him.
Right, and he won a national title. I don't think he was, he wasn't like great enough to be that hateable.
But I think he will, with the right boosters and connections and bag men, I think he will be very successful at Duke. And I think just having a guy who won a national title for Coach K be the guy who's now coaching, I think it's a fairly easy transition.
We've got to figure out what the team should get for Coach K as his presence. I say just as many live animals as possible.
Just give him bees. Give him bees.
You should give him some Dogecoin. No, I will not pay Coach K.
That Doge stays with me until July when it becomes a year old. Then I can sell it for less capital gains taxes.
So, Hank, that's it.

We're done picking on you.

The next story.

Wait, I'm reading it here.

Brad Stevens.

He's done coaching?

No, he got promoted.

Brad Stevens really is the Henry Lockwood episode of Pardon My Take.

It's tough.

It's tough, man.

What were you going through that entire day?

Was it Wednesday?

No, Thursday.

Wednesday.

Yeah.

What?

That must have been a roller coaster. Coach K won was insane.
And then Brad Stevens. No, it was Brad Stevens first.
Yeah. And then on top of that, it was like, oh, and Coach K is retiring.
Do you think that Kyrie broke the Celtics like Tom Wilson broke the Rangers? And PFT, that's the thing. Where PFT, in my head, I was like, it's going to be John Shire.
He was asking like, he was asking, did they give Coach Kyle a call? Like, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, no, it's going to be John Shire.
And he got my head spinning. I was spinning because of Jason Kidd, like, all day yesterday.
Jason Kidd is a Celtics coach. There was a moment where I was just like, I don't know who's going to be coaching any of these teams.
And all the prospective people sound terrible. Jason Kidd, you might as well just give away two years of your life if Jason Kidd becomes head coach.
Your time would be better spent. Your current guest, by the way.
Yeah, that's true. You would have a more useful two years of your life if you learned how to speak Latin than you would if you watched Celtics games for two years with Jason Kidd.
Go learn the harp for two years because that's going to be a more productive time. It's such a punt.
It's basically saying we're going to just tread water until the Nets are done ruining

basketball and then we'll try to win after the fact.

Oh, man. I think it's a good

move, though. You know what?

I actually agree. They clearly needed to

take another step. They needed to take the next step

to get to the championship level.

No, they got to re-step. They stepped back.

If there's anyone that knows exactly what

the Celtics roster needs to be

and beat these teams that are on the next level, it is

Brad Stevens. Obviously, Danny Ainge said

and that's it. No, they got to re-step.
They step back. If there's anyone that knows exactly what the Celtics roster needs to be and beat these teams that are on the next level, it is Brad Stevens.
Obviously, Danny Ainge said that he was like, there's been moves that me and Brad didn't agree on, and now Brad has full control to do whatever he wants. So it's like, it is a risk.
You don't know if he's going to be good at the job, but you have to think if there's anyone that knows the team and knows what they need to get to the next level, it probably is Brad Stevens.. He's a smart guy.
Danny Ainge is a smart guy. He cares about the Celtics.
He's not just going to fuck them over and leave. So I think it's going to be – I mean, I'm excited about it.
Yeah, no, I don't disagree. I think everyone thought Danny Ainge was gone.
It felt like it was the end for him. It is weird that I think sports fans, because we have such short memories, like some people – and I don't think it's a lot of people are I think most of the media is saying Danny Ainge was really good at his job but I think some people like forgot that he built the the championship team like the Kevin Garnett Paul Pierce Ray Allen he invented super teams right like they they forget that that was because they just think of like Trader Danny and all that.
And then Brad Stevens, the shocking part to me is, if you would ask me on Tuesday, how many years has Brad Stevens been the coach of the Boston Celtics? Six years. Yeah, and it's been seven.
Seven. That's a long time.
Like it is. It's a long time.
And especially if you don't get that like over that next hump, it's probably hard. I'm danny ainge like leaking to the press right after big trade happens or big free agent signing happens about how close the celtics were to getting that guy yeah he was really really good at that he's like we were we were a second choice right there to the very end i yeah i mean brad stevens it is the weird part is like that he just really didn't want to coach indiana that part is weird to me.
I don't know. But that's where it's like I think that this job is a better job.
Agreed. Life-wise? Oh, my God.
I would so much rather be a front office than a coach. Especially if it's a stress thing.
It's probably easier to be less stressed if you're the GM versus the coach. So if you're the coach for Indiana, that's just going to be more stress plus recruiting.
Yeah, I agree with you there. There's certain

jobs in college

where it's kind of like what Michigan

is right now. You go

in and the expectation is you have to win

a national title, and if you don't, you

fail. But that's very

hard to do. What do you think happens if that

half-court shot in the national championship

game, Butler versus Duke, goes in? The butterfly effect from that point on. Coach K retires.
Coach K retires. Then Brad Stevens goes to Duke.
Wisconsin wins the championship. Wisconsin wins the championship.
And then the Celtics signed Jason Kidd six years earlier. And Gordon Hayward.
Yeah, who knows? Gordon Hayward goes higher in the draft probably. Not to bring it back to Duke, but real quick.

I had this thought this morning.

Duke fans that don't like when I bash Duke,

you should just remember that you have 2015,

and if that game had gone differently,

I would be probably a million times more insufferable about Duke

because I would have that in my back pocket.

I'd be a different person.

I'd be a terrible, terrible, terrible person. I can't have success.
Kyrie Irving. You could point to him and just be like, he literally destroyed our franchise.
That onion, I don't know who wrote it. It was like a fake thing, the article that actual journalists tweeted.
Yeah. Well, I saw it from a blue checkmark, and I literally lost it for a second.
Yeah, second yeah some guy from bleach i was on i was on tilt for like 10 minutes please be the onion and then someone's like it is thank god the dude from bleach report did the classic hold i'm gonna find it because it was so funny he did the classic uh he tweeted it and when everyone's like dude that's fake he's like yeah i know i tweeted because it's funny satire it's like yeah you know you did not you did. It was formatted in the same way that like an ESPN.com article would be the same font,

same like gray background to it.

So everyone thought it was real.

But I do think that there's like some truth to it that the way that things happened with

Kyrie, like Danny Ainge, just he kind of lost it at the end there.

Yeah.

So this is ESPN.

So they put it on like ESPN plus like on the background. So it looked like it was just screenshotted.
It's very funny, very well done. Ainge is scheduled to speak to the media later Wednesday, a day after Boston's disappointing season came to an end in a loss to the Brooklyn Nets in Game 5 of their first-round playoff series in Brooklyn.
For Ainge, leak sources told ESPN the last straw came Sunday night after Brooklyn Nets guard Kyrie Irving disrespected the Celtics logo. Ainge was incensed by the incident, entering the Celtics locker room in an attempt to gather players to head to the Nets locker room to confront the bastard.
When Boston players largely responded with non-plus shrugs, a league source said Ainge felt he could no longer reach players in this generation. You have to understand, Lucky is like a son to Danny, a source close to Ainge told ESPN.
During his playing days, Danny would kiss Lucky on the lips for good luck, so when Kyrie stomped on him, Danny felt he needed to take action. A real journalist tweeted that and was like, I was just kidding, guys.
It was satire. I don't want to say his name.
I don't want to say his name. Tyler Conway from Bleacher Report.
he from bleacher report he and then he was like yeah just kidding dude uh but yeah yeah just a prank but a very well done um so what a day hank also we can start firefest because all both of those things are my fire we're gonna do firefest after the interview yeah yeah after the interview let's talk a little more basketball okay joe unbeat is hurt disaster what's wrong with him is back? It's his ass. Oh, I thought it was his back.
No, it's his ass. He broke his ass.
You've got a rough track record diagnosing injuries. Yes.
Excuse me. Yeah.
Drew Brees, his shoulder was very hurt. He broke 50 ribs.
Yeah. And then his shoulder was also hurt.
Because there was no rib to support the entire rest of his muscular structure. Yeah, no, what does he have, a tear in his meniscus? Yeah, well, it's a partial tear, which is not good.
It's always a bad sign when people are trying to downplay a torn anything on an athlete. It's probably something that would knock him out for the next, I don't know, month or so, if it wasn't the playoffs.
But he's not going to be Joel Embiid. And what do we keep saying about Joel Embiid? Like, if healthy, the Sixers are a team to beat in the East.
Yes. Turns out they're not healthy.
Yeah, no, you're right, though. A partial tear.
It's like when someone goes in for minor surgery. Yeah, he's cleaning up his knee real quick.
I remember when Derrick Rose first tore his ACL and a caller called in to sports radio and was like, I tore my ACL. I was playing golf six months later.
There you go. I was like, well, that's a little different than dunking a basketball and running up and down for 40 minutes.
Adrian Peterson really ruined it for every single athlete that's ever going to have a knee injury. Yes.
Because now it's like you can probably be back with today's medicine, be back in four months. Right.
Right. All right, so that's bad for the Sixers.
I mean, that's catastrophically bad. Yeah.
Yeah. It is.
It is. It truly is.
I think that, like, obviously the Nets, I think we're going to roll them anyways. But now they're going to roll them in four.
Well, they have the Hawks first. I think the Hawks might be.
Hawks are going to bull race them. Hawks might win in four.
Dude, Hawks might win in four.

Sixers are trash. I love what

Trae Young did to the Mecca. He's about to do

it to the, whatever you call it, fucking

city of brotherly love. Sounds like a little

hatred for the Sixers. No.
Yeah.

Angster is salty. Mm-hmm.

A little salty. You like Philly? You said it yourself.
What?

That the Hawks. The Hawks.
Trae Young

is awesome. Awesome.
This goes back

to Nick Foles. No.
Can I not get my opinion? No, go ahead. They don't have Joel Embiid because he can't stay fucking healthy ever.
And they're going to get boat raced by the Hawks in the second round and not make the Eastern Conference Finals again. That's my opinion.
That's not hate. It will never stop being absolutely hilarious to me when the Knicks wear their jerseys at home with Michael Jordan's logo on it.
It's like, how can you look yourself in the mirror as a franchise if the biggest enemy you've ever had is now currently on your uniforms? But it is, and I don't want to pick on Knicks fans because they did have a fantastic season that came out of nowhere. It was so cute.
The Trey Young being crowned the king in New York is the most Knicks thing possible. The best performances happen in New York against the Knicks.
Yeah, and then Spike Lee was leaving early. Reggie was roasting.
Reggie Miller's cock. How terrible is that? It was perfect, actually.
It did make me feel like it was the mid-90s again. Yeah, and Marv Albert, credit to him.
He hasn't sexually assaulted anybody recently. Exactly.
Jake, any words on him? Leaving? Not going to comment. Did you cry? He's a million years old.
Did you shed a tear at his last call? Jake, you're no commenting sexual assault? No. Oh, no.
No commenting. No.
I got in a lot of trouble. You did? Yeah.
For what? People were unhappy with me. About what? Marv Albert? Yeah.
That I was a fan of his broadcasting. Obviously.
Separate the arts. Right.
Peter King. You think Darren Sharper should be in the whole thing.
I disavow that stuff. Okay.
It's like Woody Allen. Yeah.
There you go. Right.
His movies still stand up. Him as a broadcaster is what I was referring to a few weeks ago.
Hitler was decent with watercolors. Okay.
As a broadcaster. As a broadcaster.
As a broadcaster. Are you a fantastic legend of the game? Are you going to miss him? Yes.
I actually will. As a broadcaster.
Big game voice. Of course.
On this his voice, yeah. Yeah.
That's kind of cool that he got to do the next game. Yeah, it was cool.
It was like a throwback. Although I was watching the Mike Breen broadcast.

Which is crazy

that Knicks fans get that.

They're so spoiled.

Like that Knicks fans get

Mike Breen as their ultimate.

And then that's the Vine Eagle.

Right.

Spoiled.

Spoiled.

When it comes to broadcast.

Yes.

Yes.

So yeah.

Which city do you think

is the least spoiled?

Are you trying to...

Probably the Diamondbacks

with Bob Brenly.

Yeah.

Oh, this is a trap. It is for me to tell which broadcast for me to tell i'm trying to get you yeah talk shit about somebody uh the bob brindley thing was very funny though when he was like isn't that the same do-rag that tom siever used to wear and people were like hey that's a racially charged comment when he said it i i understand why some people could see it that way when he said it i i just thought it was funny picturing tom siever do-rag.
Right. I'm a simple brain.
Like, that's funny. Funny is funny.
Bob Brindley's also, like, he's a baseball man. He's just been a brown baseball for so goddamn long that who knows? He's Bob Brindley.
There should be an alternate broadcast like they do with, you know, a lot of the BCS games and the college football playoffs where you have the coach's room. But it's just like the old old baseball man room.
Yeah. Then you get to watch Goose Gossage and Bob Brindley just cuss players out left and right.
I mean, listen, I'll do a Jake. I'm not going to speak for Bob Brindley what he says, but I do think he's got a good baseball voice.
He obviously used to announce the Cubs. I think he's got a good baseball voice.
I mean, R. Kelly has a good voice too, Jake, but you don't see me no commenting him.

Oh, man, we've got it.

We're in the quicksand now.

All right, Luka.

Luka is one of those athletes that you watch and you just sit,

at least for me, I sit there and I'm just like, I want that.

I want him on my team.

I want to root for him.

He's so fucking awesome.

I watch him and I'm like, he's 29, obviously. I saw him again last night and i'm like that guy that guy's old yeah he's old man him him and that we're watching devon booker now it's like they hit shots with ease yes i want the time that it's just like how how can i acquire that and he does the one of my favorite things that luca does besides the um teardrop shot that i talked about last week is when he gets in front of you and he does

the slow down dribble and basically makes you

either foul him or get off of him and

he makes a shot. It's

I don't know. It's like the pace that Luca does.

He controls the pace. It

mixes and matches it constantly

and I fucking love it. He's also kind of a mystery

to me because he's awesome but

at the same time he looks like he's playing underwater.

Yeah. He like he moves maybe just because his body is like so big that it takes limbs a long time to reach their destination.
He's got a big ass, but it's weird because he doesn't look like he's ever going to just beat you with quickness, but before you know what? He's like my dad would say about a guy like Nick Cain or Medley. He doesn't waste any motion.
Yeah. He's a very efficient player.
Yeah, he's like or Paul Pierce. Here's a compliment, Hank.
When Paul Pierce was at the height of his powers, he would always get to his spots. Elbow.
Not fast, but always get to his spots. Two Luka stats for you.
He scored or assisted in 31 of the 37 Dallas field goals on Wednesday night. That's insane.
And then the second is highest points per game of all time in the playoffs. Minimum of 10 games.
Michael Jordan, number one, 33.4. Luca, number two, 32.8.
Wow. That's insane.
Have we got an update on how things stand between him and Porzingis? Do we figure out who got his girlfriend pregnant? I don't know. No.
I don't know. But I think Porzingis is like, he's just kind of wallpaper.
He plays, but he's not a factor. Yeah, he's not the unicorn.
It's like winning will cure everything. So we're not going to find out about any of that stuff until they start losing.
And then our good friend Mark Titus, which we should have been on top of this, but he's done a really good job just retweeting and liking people who just keep using the same cliche. But the NBA is in good hands.
That's what everyone keeps saying. He's been all over it.
His Twitter feed just lets you know how many people every single night are tweeting or saying, man, the NBA with all these young players, it's in good hands. Which is like, okay, great.
The future is bright for the league. The future is here and it's now and it's great uh anything else from those from the playoff series what else oh the jazz good job yeah good job jazz should we talk a little bit about actually that's plenty of jazz talk yeah well i was gonna say about our nuggets well we can talk about a good job nuggets our nuggets beat our blazers yep um are we gonna talk about what happened with lebron previously the end of that game oh let's talk about that at the beginning of the show okay because i do have some news that i can break we'll do that at the beginning of the show which you already listened to now everyone's confused i like me i like this time traveling so if you don't if you're listening to this right now we recorded the entire show and then we watched the entirety of the lakers game which should we give instant reactions right now because then we could either be wrong or right the lakers are about to quit lebron left at halftime it's three minutes into the game they're about to quit lebron left at halftime to get treatment like this so he can be ready no way sooner for the start of next season yes yes um all right a little hockey hank your bruins they scored we just said that out loud um i don't know have the avalanche played game oh yeah they they won game two right yeah the south will rise again the south is just crushing the golden knights uh the avalanche like i honestly have not watched a single avalanche game this year until the playoffs how did they lose at all i don't know i don't know they're really're really good.
Yeah. And I do feel like this is appropriate timing for the Avalanche because it feels like three years ago people were talking about wait until the Avalanche are going to be loaded.
I remember hearing that, and now it's like, oh, like someone tells you about a band, and then they make it big, and they're like, oh, they're playing in the arena right next door. Oh, okay.
Cool. I'm going to check them check them out we've had a couple uh slow motion hockey replay debates somebody so there was a bad there's a bad hit last night and i saw once again the takes of like this person should actually be arrested before they leave the ice and they should be prosecuted to to stop this type of behavior and granted yeah it was bad it was really bad it really bad and so he's suspended games, I think, which is a lot for the playoffs.
But then you get into the worst part. I would say that one of the top three worst parts of the internet is hockey replay analysis Twitter, where people are just stopping frames.
You can watch the exact same play. You'll have two people that saw the same slow motion replay, the same screenshots.
One person would be like, he elbowed him in the neck. And the other person would be like, he didn't leave his feet and it was shoulder to shoulder.
There's never, you can't ever get any consensus on it. But I guess the general consensus on this one was like, I don't know, 90% of what I saw saying that he'll be suspended.
And then 10% of people shocked that he was actually suspended. Yes.
And credits to the NHL. I think they should do this more often, but he got suspended.
It was I think three games. So he'll be back for game five if there is a game five, which then makes game five must watch.
Yeah. Like the NHL needs to start doing that more often where it's like, this is a terrible hit.
It should probably be 10 games, but let's suspend him for enough games where he can come back and then everyone can tune in to watch him get, you know, have fights all night. I think that the rule should be if you get suspended for a dirty hit in the playoffs, you should be forced to start the next game, skate one shift, and then after that point your suspension begins.
And the players actually said that afterwards. I think I saw someone from the Canadiens be like, listen, if the league doesn't handle it, we will.
I was like, fuck yes. I love it.
Oh, one other weird woe stat for hockey. So they had the lottery on Wednesday night.
The team that started with Taylor Hall, who's now on the Bruins, but started the season with Taylor Hall, has won the lottery six times since 2011. Whoa.
Yeah. That's incredible.
That's like Dan Gilbert's son. Incredible.
Incredible luck. Yes.
Yes. So it was the Edmonton 2011, Edmonton 2012, Edmonton 2015, New Jersey 2017 and 2019, and then this year Buffalo 2021.
Wow. So that means, Hank, you better win the cup this year because you're going to be in the lottery next year.
If he starts with the Bruins next year.

Also, I don't really like the Seattle Kraken's logo.

What?

I don't like it.

It looks like the Seagram's logo.

I like it a lot.

I don't know.

I thought they could have done a little bit more.

It's just a cool S.

You just said it yourself.

It's a cool S.

Right, but that was my favorite thing to draw in notebooks in middle school. Okay, if they made the Superman S, then I would have been cool with it.

Cool S's are...

It's not the Superman S.

If you can draw a cool S, you are the coolest person around.

You're talking about the Superman S, and I agree with you.

No, no.

I don't know. in middle school Okay, if they made the Superman S then I would have been cool with it Cool S's are It's not the Superman S If you can draw a cool S you are the coolest person around You're talking about the Superman S and I agree with you No, no Superman S is fucking cool I'm talking about the Stussy S That's the Superman S No, that's Stussy Superman is wide You're thinking of the same thing Yeah, we're thinking of the same thing Six lines Yeah, six This, this Yeah Yeah It's a great S Great S But theirs isn't I still like S's.
If you can draw a cool S, no matter what it is. S's are trains.
One's got to go. Fuck off trains.
Wow. Give me cool S all day.
You go double S? I am taking a train tomorrow, though. I'm very excited about that.
Oh, nice. Nice.
Oh, Anthony Davis hurt his groin. I know a doctor, a son's doctor could fix that.
Oh, speaking of that, Big Cat. Yeah? Should we save this for the start of the show? I have an exclusive.
Should we start this for the start of the show? It fits in nicely right here. I put a picture up last night of the nice young lady from the Sons that you might remember.
Yes. entire franchise.
She slid into my DMs and she was like, how about you tag me next time? And then called me babe. And I was like, here, I'll just pull it up right now.
You can't bonk me for this. Bonk her.
You're not going to call me horny when I'm conversing with the person that gave 12 blowjobs at once. How did it come up? Oh, you posted her picture.
Yeah. Well, because I said Brad Stevens should give her four years $223 million.
I'm going to give credit to Anthony Davis. I'll probably give credit again.
You probably already heard me give credit. But he clearly shouldn't have played tonight.
And he was like, I'll come out. I'll play for five minutes.
Everyone will be like, I'm tough as fuck. And then I'm out.
Okay. So AJ today's slides in the DMs.
She says, WTF, tag me, babe. And then sad face.
Ooh. I say, sorry, my fault.
I do have one question though. She replies, no, that's funny.
That's funny. She thought I was going to ask her for nudes.
I didn't. I said, what order in and then she replies with a voice message oh baby what the fuck is you talking about i just want to suck dick i don't know all this other extra shit are you asking me what order is the sun team going because baby that was fucking three years ago.
I don't know. All I know is Devin was first, and I don't care about the rest.
I don't know the order, but here's the order. Star power.
Devin went first. Wow.
That is an exclusive. Stars get all the calls in this.
Damn. Do you think the Phoenix Gorilla got sucked off? Probably.
Hang out long enough. Got to figure that one out.

Now Chris Paul is hurt.

All right.

Let's get to our interview with Chris Bosh.

You already heard us talk about the game.

This is when time traveling doesn't work for us because we get caught in our own time portal.

Like, think about that.

Yeah, this is weird.

You heard us talking about the Lakers game,

but now you're hearing us talk about the Lakers game.

Live.

Literally live.

I just crushed everyone's brain in here.

What, Hank?

What?

All right, we did the ad read,

and then you started the show talking about Coach K.

Right.

When are we putting in the beginning?

After this game.

But where in the, like, electric avenue.

We're doing an ad.

We're starting it again.

We're not going again. We're doing Electric Avenue twice.
What the fuck are you talking about? Wait, we're doing two. I guess we're going to do the full LeBron thing and you're going to be like, in Electric Avenue again? No, I'm going to be like, I'm going to do the ad.
We're going to do the full LeBron thing. Then I'm going to do the ad.
How are you starting the LeBron thing? I'm going to say, welcome to part of my take. Today is Friday.
LeBron James is dead. And what do we do with the welcome to part of my take, Coach K? I'm going to say at the end of the Lakers thing, and here is the beginning that we already taped.
Okay. Double beginning.
Because Coach K deserves his own beginning. He does.
You can't have Coach K just come in in the middle of a show. I'm still very – I'm also – It will all make sense.
I get it now. It's all going to make sense.
I'm happy the listeners got to take that journey with us. This was actually good.
Yeah, this was good that everyone figured it out. I'm pretty sure I got it right.
I'm sure someone might correct me if I – No, I think you got it right. I edit this incorrectly.
You got it right. I think we're on the same page.
Yeah, you have it exactly right. All right.
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Okay, we now welcome on recurring guest, recurring guest Hall of Famer because he's going to be an NBA or basketball hall of famer he is a two-time NBA champ he's an 11-time all-star and he just added author to his uh you know resume it is Chris Bosh he has a new book out called letters to a young athlete forward by Pat Riley no big deal deal. So Chris, thank you for joining us.
We appreciate it. I, I, I was perusing your book.
I started it. I'm not really a book finisher, but I started it.
And I wanted to, to start the interview with the chapter on the gift of hunger. So I, I love the idea of athletes being like the hunger that drives athletes and being able to repeat, which you guys did in the 2012-2013 season, and then you lost to a hungrier team the next year in the Spurs.
So how much is that like the drive to be truly great and the hunger to, like when you're at the top, to still find that hunger and still find that ability to keep climbing? You know, if you're lucky to get to that point, you know, you understand that it's incredibly hard. It's always easy to have the hunger before you get it.
And I always tell people that when you have that goal that you haven't attained, I mean, it's so awesome going after it. You've got the energy.
You know what you're doing. You've got the vigor.
You've got the intensity. Like, hey, guys, we got to go in there and, you know, we got to do what we do tonight.
it's always a little easier to have the hunger. But then when you are successful, in our case, when an NBA championship, you know, you understand what it takes to be able to stay at that level.
And it's not easy. And a lot of people would think like a common misconception is that.
And it happens to actual champions that, you know, they get crowned in the next year, everybody's wringing their necks, you know, they're getting beat. You know, I think we even, we saw with the heat this year a little bit, you know, not that they, even though they weren't successful, you still go to the finals, people are going to be ready for you.
Now you, you're not the hunted anymore. You're not the hunter anymore.
You're the hunted. So now everybody's watching your film.
Everybody's looking at how to stop you and your team. You know, it's the basis of conversation and you work your way to a level of when you're getting everybody's best every night.
So in preparation for that, you have to know you have that hunger to get better every day, regardless of the situation. You know, and that was one of the things that helped me.
You know, I wanted to be my best. I wanted to do the best.
It didn't money, fame, all that stuff did not matter. I wanted to maximize my talent.
I wanted to be the best basketball player and the best teammate I could be and make that the best team it could be. And are you a guy that thrives off of criticism? Do you use that as motivation? Because I would think that getting the first one, you could almost look at that bulletin board material and it would be a little bit more impactful.
People doubt that you can do it. But then after you get that first one, then the people that are starting to doubt you kind of in the back of your mind, you might be like, well, these guys are idiots because I've already won.
And, you know, you're able to kind of dismiss some of that criticism a little bit. But at the same time, does that kind of extinguish a little bit of that that desire to prove them wrong? I mean, you know, to be honest, I'd be lying if I told you like, oh, yeah, I don't I don't.
If I feel that someone thinks I'm not going to be successful, it doesn't drive me.

Of course it does. I worked my way to a balance of not really worrying about the actual words and the actual criticism.
It was just the criticism overall and saying, oh yeah, you can't win And, you know, it's cruel out there, man. They'll talk about your family.
They'll talk about everything just to try to get in your head. But after a while, I didn't allow that stuff to happen.
I didn't pay attention to it. It didn't mean anything to me.
You know, it's it's worth. You know how much it costs to read it? It's free.
You know what I mean? And if you want to pay attention to that, you're just debilitating yourself because you could be putting that energy into your game. That's what I found out.
Like, okay, all right, I can't shoot. We're not going to win this year because there's no outside shooting.
Watch this because I'm working. I'm in the lab.
I my thing so those things anytime I got wind of it or felt it I would go in the gym and work out and and that's how I will work out my frustration as opposed to you know using my thumbs on the screen yeah um so a lot of your book is about being like you know a good teammate and putting the team first and I'm happy we have you on because I got into a discussion online the other day. We're taping this before game six of Lakers' son, so we don't know what happens there.
But game five, LeBron leaves the court and heads into the locker room with about 545 left in the game. I thought, I understand he needs treatment.
He's older in his career. He's got to start recuperating for game six but on the face value there it seems like a little bit of a fuck you to your teammates you were LeBron's teammate you know how hard that can be sometimes do you see that moment you're like LeBron probably should have stayed on the on the uh you know bench for the extra five minutes because his guys are still fighting out there, even though they played poorly? Yeah, look, you know, I say this in the book as well.
You know, you want to make sure you're on your P's and Q's from the moment you step out of your house and into that locker room, you're being watched. So you want to make the right decisions.
One of our goals was to not give any wiggle room for any misinterpretation. You know, if it were up to me, yeah, sure.
I would be like, yeah, you know, stay. Let's just take this ass whooping man.
I know I don't want to watch the rest of it either, but we have to because if, you know, and I'm sure, you know, Neumon Brown, you know, I'm sure the coaching staff knew. I'm sure he had approval.
But just now that gets kind of lost in the shuffle just in the moment. Like, you know, if it were me, yeah, I would just stay there, just take it.
Because now, right, we're talking about it. Now it's a possible thing.
And now it adds on to the frustration and everything that is going to be promised if you're in the pursuit of any goal you know so I mean you know they could have handled it differently but at the end of the day I'm sure it's an internal team decision I'm sure that all the checks and balances were made before he did that because you know of course he does not want to be disrespectful it's just the misinterpretation of everything can happen and so you know that's why I would you know I just like okay let me stay put I'll I'll put in extra time I don't want to I would rather go in and get treatment right now but let me just stay right here right now right but you know all in uh we'll we'll see what happens I mean if they win this series we won't even be talking about it. It'll be passed on and they'll have other challenges.
It's a good point. Yeah, so in the interest of leaving a little bit early to get treatment on an injury, would that actually make a difference in your opinion? I don't know if you've had the same injury that he has.
He says he's never going to be 100% from his ankle. He's got one eye.
His shoulder is pretty much dislocated. And there's something else too, right? I feel like there's something.
He's seeing three rims. Yeah.
Blurred visit. The wine.
The wine issues. Have you ever had an injury where you can actually tell, like, yeah, I got an extra 15 minutes of treatment on this and it feels actually better? I think when you're at that point, it just hurts.
And you're just trying to get as much treatment on it as possible because it's necessary. It's just like the routine.
It's a part of the after the game. I don't want to speak for him, but being a vet, former vet, knowing the thing, they wanted to get the treatment because he put in his head, okay, it's usually – it takes a long time.
It takes 30, 40 minutes, 45 minutes, and this is after a game, if not an hour. And so he's got to shower.
He's got to change. He's got media obligations, and he's got to get his treatment.
And they still have to get on the plane and go back to L.A. So just trying to trim down those minutes, I could see them doing that so they could get out of the arena faster because, yeah, after butt whooping, you want to get the hell out of there, right? Yeah, yeah.
So, yeah, I could see that. Yeah, so, I mean, it's fascinating watching these playoffs because you see, obviously, the bubble happened and then eight weeks later the season starts.
And on the east side, the two teams that played in the Eastern Conference Final last year are already out, the Celtics and the Heat. On the west side, you have one of the teams, the Lakers, on the ropes, and the Nuggets are also in a competitive series.
How much – have you talked to guys? How much was that turnaround affecting their ability to play a full season, 72 games, and then get back in the playoffs? Is it really like, because we're sitting here like, oh, you're athletes, go out and do it. But it probably is brutal to go from season to season that quickly, right? I couldn't imagine.
I know how I felt. You win a championship, you really get like two months and three weeks off off.
And this is just work out. When I say off this, this just means you can work from home.
Right. You know, this is not counting the hours in, you know, working on your game, your craft, your body in the summer.
you roughly two and a half months, two-month turnaround after psychologically dealing with the pandemic and then psychologically dealing with that bubble. And then you finally get home now.
All right, let's go. And you can't go anywhere because you're used to going somewhere in the summer.
At least I can go somewhere in the summer because I finally have, I finally have a little bit of free time. That didn't happen.
And then we're right back in it. Yeah, I haven't talked to any of the guys how grueling the season was.
And, you know, people have to remember they had – we're just now getting to a moment of loosening up the restrictions. Guys were getting two tests a day before they could even play.
That's every day you know every game day and then at least one to get in the arena to practice you know

so dealing with that dealing with going on the road and not being able to go anywhere that that

sucks and then you know really just seeing how many injuries there are you know Murray's out

and beads out um Mitchell was out Ron Davis yeah Anthony Davis I mean it's just you you can see um

I'm going to go ahead and grind really, really getting the guys. But I could only imagine.
I mean, that definitely plays a role. It's extremely difficult, and it's hard to compete at that, and especially those teams that went deep in the playoffs.
Yeah, we're seeing the effect of it. We're seeing the effect of it on every team.

And, you know, hopefully the league will get back on track after this year.

You know, hopefully, you know, we finish out the year of crowning a champion

and all that stuff.

But getting back to the regular way, I think that will be a better clock

for everybody.

It is kind of like the regular way in these playoffs because you have fans back again.

It's not the bubble anymore.

You've had a couple of high-profile instances of fans crossing a line,

whether it be throwing stuff at a player or just kind of acting up.

First of all, we disavow any fan that would do something like that.

Disavow.

Disavow.

Secondly, I feel like we need to do a better job talking about the 19,000 people at every game that aren't throwing water bottles so by and large everyone's everyone's doing okay there are a few bad apples out there but I'm curious like was there any environment that you would go into as a player like whether let's just take like the Raptors and the Heat out of it. But was there an environment you go into and you'd be like,

either I really respect how passionate this one fan base is,

it's very tough to play here,

or was there one where you're like these fans are a little bit out of control

when it comes to a particular team?

Yes, yes to both.

I will give props to the fans at OKC. Tremendous fans.
They root for their team. Polite.
But it's not vulgar. They were never vulgar.
Very, very loud. One of the loudest places in the world to play.
when it's rocking in there. And especially during that time a few years back, tough place to play.

I won't name the cities, but I will say that I can guarantee you that if the things that we heard during the big three era playing on the road, I've never heard, you know, anything worse than that. I mean, you probably have to go back in history to kind of really get a good sense.
But, you know, yeah, I mean, you hear those things and you hear the unsavory fans and kind of like you were saying, I said the same thing earlier. I don't want, you know, one or few people because of their disgusting behavior to ruin the the rest the thousands of people there that are there to cheer their team and watch a great performance you know and you know I'm a guy look I'm I'm pretty I'm pretty liberal with that stuff right man cheer for your team tell me I suck you know tell me I can't do anything man do even do your research and be clever and just try to get in my head.
But don't you know, we know the lines that are being crossed, like, come on, like spitting, throwing things. These are these are things that we tell our preschool children.
Right. Not to do.
And so, you know, the people come on, we got to be up and up because we want to enjoy this stuff. We just got back to it.
And then we don't want to see those things because somebody had a bad day or doesn't doesn't like themselves or they're just so unhappy with their situation. They start doing crazy stuff.
We want to all enjoy the game. We just got it back in this instance.
Right. So, you know, it has no place in our game or in any sport.
And, you know, I just encourage people, man, come on. You know, come on.
Be an adult. Let's cheer for our team.
Man, have a couple beers, hang with the fellas, take a date out, but you know how to act. Yeah.
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You said something there. It was really interesting because I think I just read a similar thing in the New York Times.
They did a profile on Kevin Durant, and he mentioned that kind of the same thing that you did which is if

somebody's out of line towards you it's a reflection on themselves and how they feel about

themselves but that's something that he kind of had to learn over the course of his career where

not you know the vulgar stuff the bad stuff people were saying him 99% of the time it was because

they had a problem with their life and they were just taking it out on this guy who appears on

their tv that they're allowed to yell at in their minds when they see him in public is that something that that took you a while to learn or did you always have that mindset coming into it that if somebody's being a jerk that's them that's not me i kind of had to learn that the only problem with that you know philosophy the challenge right i want to say problem the challenge is that when you hear it you're still going to have your reaction you know what i mean you're still going to get mad you're still going to feel the way you feel and you're still going to question yourself like why for what you know what i mean like one of the things that would anger me the most is just you know hearing stuff oh yeah bosh whatever whatever i won't repeat um the the the bs but you know it's like man I don't even I don't even know this dude I'm sitting here playing and then the thing isn't true that's even makes it even worse right it's things that can be spun things that people believe or things that are just just not true and then it's so passionate I I remember looking at some fans like, man, this person is really angry, like really angry. But just, you know, you have to remember that, you know, my goal, I always remember that my goal, and so one of the points I make in the book, my goal was winning a championship.
So unless these things happen, you know, unless they're helping me, it cannot affect me. You know, I'm going to make sure I stay in the zone.
These people talking, I hear you talking. She's about to go home with this L, you know, and the funny thing, I've had confrontations with fans.
The funny thing, I had one in Portland, right? And this is just one fan. And, you know, he said something to me, and I didn't care for it.
And it was, you know, BS. Okay, I take over the game in the fourth quarter, hit a crazy shot, we win.
I looked for the guy so I could talk to him again. Seat's empty.
He was getting treatment. He left early to get a head sign on.
He was out. That's a good one.
But, you know, that's when I kind of realized like okay all right whatever man you know i'm let me not even pay attention to this stuff but you know the fans do have to respect the game just remember like these are people that you're talking to yeah i mean the um it's obviously over the line when anyone throws something or drops something or spits but i do like when you can feel in a series that fans don't like the other team and the teams don't like the other teams like even even uh the hawks beating the knicks they beat them pretty soundly but trey young was really like you know giving it to the fans and it felt different was there a specific series where you like the trash talk was at a different level or you could feel like hey this isn't a regular series like this is we hate this other team they hate us and we're gonna just give it to each other the entire time come on guys you watched it you guys watched it the pacers yeah the bulls the celtics i mean i was telling people like man we played, man. We played in, and this is playoff basketball I'm talking about.
We played in Philly, Chicago, Indiana, New York, you know, Boston, Brooklyn. We, we, we, man, we played, we played in front of the toughest fans to play in front of.
And there is an element to that, right? There this thing to it you know it's a reason why you see the trash talkers and the showmen doing things because it gets them in the mood and it does you know create kind of a fervor around the situation my thing is hey it can that thing can still be there and you can still despise the other team like us and the Celtics and the Bulls and all that, and the Pacers, it was known. They said it.
We said it. The coaches said it.
The family said it. We did not like each other while we're on this court.
But, you know, after the game is over, the game is over. And, you know, you have sportsmanship.
You play hard., and then afterwards you move on. Yeah, so I'm scarred by LeBron and your Heat teams, and even when he was on the Cavs too because I root for the Bulls, and they always would win the first game of the series.
And LeBron, it's kind of weird looking back. LeBron teams do give up the first game of the series and come back what is that like anything specific can you remember going into game once and like LeBron maybe being like hey this doesn't really matter as much or was there just a different vibe because it is more often than not that that a LeBron team loses the first game of a series and then comes back and just you know wipes the floor with the team well game ones are hard and usually LeBron let teams wrap up a series fairly quickly.
So, you know, wipes the floor with the team? Well, game ones are hard, and usually LeBron-led teams wrap up, you know, a series pretty fairly quickly. So, you know, when you have that time off, you know, you lose a little bit of rhythm.
One of the things I found difficult about game ones is coming into a new situation to where you've played a team so many times that you know their ins and outs, and then you have another game against another team. And so you have to kind of work into a rhythm of the playoffs.
And, you know, in LeBron's case, the whole game plan is going to be centered around him. You know, so there's always a mode to figuring things out, right? And we were kind of the same way.
You always go with the intent to win, right? But you never get too rattled if you lose that, you know, any game really, but you lose that game when it's like, okay, what can we do to get better? because it's usually trying to see what's going on, see the timing, you know,

the defense, how they're guarding it, what they've changed in their schemes,

what they've, you know, crafted for the defense, how they're guarding it, what they've changed in their schemes, what they've, you know,

crafted for this series, how they're playing us,

and really what we're doing to them, you know, that's working and not working.

You know, it takes time to kind of decipher that.

In game two, usually you have a better rhythm.

Yeah.

You talked about some of the hardest places to play.

You didn't mention San Antonio on that list. That was just East Coast, yeah.
I was just thinking East Coast, man. Well, I'm just curious about the time they turned the air conditioning off at their place.
So how hot was it in that stadium? So it was excruciatingly hot, okay? And this is how I remembered it. We were playing, you know, and I was warming up, you know, it's game one and I'm pouring sweating and I'm just like, man, I must be ready.
Wow, man. I'm in the zone today.
We play the first half. And you know, it's a lot going on.
finals it's super intense we go in at halftime

I'm really I'm not even aware of it Spoh during the speech he said you know he were going over everything in halftime he said hey don't worry about how hot it is let's just go out there and play ball I was like what does he mean by that I went back into the gym and was like oh oh my god we start playing and it was miserable it was miserable like I mean I we were in the timeouts I wanted to sit down and that hurt I sat like this that hurt I mean everything hurt we're looking down at the Spurs bench they've got ice packs and fans and you know people massaging their legs and stuff like that you know we don't have any of that stuff and we're just like I just remember you never been so hot to wear wherever you moves it just moves with you yeah yeah yeah oh oh and add a headache on that and add it was terrible yeah it was terrible an iconic NBA finals moment um all right so other thing that happened in this playoffs or that has been happening in this playoffs people talk about Ben Simmons from the free throw line Luca from the free throw line who Luca's been incredible but he's also struggled from the free throw line have you ever been around uh a guy or is it happened to you where you're making him in practice then you get to the game and you for some reason it's just falling apart. And, like, what is that? Is that mental, physical? I'm always fascinated by a guy like Luca who can drop 40 and shoot, you know, three-pointers and fadeaways and all that, and then he gets a free throw and he's shooting 40%.
Yeah, it's interesting. I think sometimes it is mental.
But at least in my experience, sometimes, yeah, you can. And people don't realize this sometimes about about NBA basketball.
Usually when you're practicing free throws, nobody's around. You're on a different goal.
You're not on that particular goal. The lights are different.
The the air is different. Everything is different.
You can knock those shots down in practice. But then let's say you shot you made 100 in a row.
Okay, great. You're coming into the game confident.
You missed the first one. It goes back rim.
Those were the ones I hated. You shoot it.
It feels good. It's the same routine.
Everything you do right. Boom.
What naturally happens next? Oh, that's going to be short. Boom.
It's like this. It's this mental thing.
And, you know, it is kind of getting a rhythm for that game that day. You know, you have to get used to the ball, used to the air, the crowd, the referees.
And then you have to have this crazy concentration. You know, it's like playing another game on top of it because I've shot free throws.
I'm working on it. Of course, I'm good.
I know I can do this, and I'm missing every time. Oh, my God.
What am I doing? I'm not doing anything wrong. I don't think Ben is doing anything wrong.
He just has to make them. You know, you just got to make them in the game.
That's pretty much what it comes down to. Did you ever have a game where you missed a bunch of free throws? Hell, yeah.
And then that's the, you know, people start groaning.

Like, hey, guys, simmer down.

I know.

You know, and then like, I got this next one.

Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop.

Oh, my God.

You know, it's just sometimes you can get into a mode where it's like, man,

you try everything and it's just not working.

But he just, both of them, they just have to find that rhythm in the game that works for them and then and just knock them down does it ever get awkward after somebody's having you know maybe in the course of a game they're not shooting well from the free throw line and then you have to walk over to them and give them that little dap up after every single shot like do you start walking a little bit slower after they drop below like 20 for the game or do you at that point you have to be like he needs me more now than ever so i'm just gonna hightail it over the more you miss i'm like that's all right come on we're good all right hey it's gonna stop you know you you you you move on quick you know you can't really let it settle too much you know so and for instance in ben's situation if you miss another hey that's all right hey this is what we're running next guys make sure it gets your matchup all right big fella I'll knock it down and that's really all you can do you want to give that consistent uh reinforcement that positive reinforcement you know yeah free throws are fascinating to me because I know and I'm not going to bring up bad things but I do remember you had one night against the Bulls that was atrocious. Not free throws, but field goals.
And so that's different to me because guys miss shots, but free throws, they're free. What did you shoot that night? I forget.
I was with the Heat. Yeah.
Brian and D or Brian and D didn't play. Yeah.
I think you were like one for 16. I was two for 20.
No, we all played. I was one for 18, one for 17.
Sorry to bring that up. One for 17.
How bad? No, it's fine. Hey, I'm going to shoot the next one.
I'm only one. I was a scorer.
I said, yo, I'm one shot away from being hot. That game, you know, that game, that game, you know, the shots kept coming.
I'm like, hey, I'm confident. And I said, golly, I – it just happens.
You know, there's nothing you can do about it. It's not like I didn't shoot it.
Right. That's the right attitude.
I mean, the guys who start second-guessing, that's what it really – Bro, it might have been one for 18. That number is in my head.
I remember looking at it like – We're pulling up one for 18, yeah. I remember it, yeah.
They're going to kill me for that one. Wait, you went five for six from the free throw line.
There it is. Make them win they count, baby.
And nine rebounds. So that counts.
Nine rebounds. You were putting up some stats.
I like that mentality, though. Next one's going in.
Oh, yeah, next one's going in. That's why I shot 18.
That's why I went one for 18. That takes a special person to do that.
Yeah. One for 18, like, God, that kid is special.
Yeah. I want to ask you real quick about a coach that you played for who's in the news today, Coach K, walking away from the game.
You played for him on Team USA. First of all, did you get him anything for his retirement tour? Man, I just found out yesterday.
I'm going to have to, you know, think of something. But, yeah, Coach K, man, that's crazy.
I was actually doing interviews, and someone told me as it happened. Yeah.
Do you think that other ACC teams will get him things? Remember when Derek Jeter retired or David Ortiz, they had little gifts for him. You think Georgia Tech should have a little token of their appreciation? Yeah, they should give them a little calculator or something like that.
Georgia Tech calculator, the good ones, though, the big, thick ones that you use in calculus class. Yeah, they play drug wars on them.
Yeah, they play snake and stuff like that. All right, I know you've got to go.
I had one last question, so go check out Chris Boshosh's new book it's called letters to a young athlete

in the book does it have any letter saying hey uh when you're celebrating a championship maybe don't spray the champagne with your mouth wide open because everyone's going to put the brazzers logo on it the which logo on it the brazzers logo you know what that is it's a porn site. Oh,

nah, you know what? I would say

be yourself, man.

There it is yes I'm a champion you know what I'm saying like it wasn't like you know what I mean I put up in the locker room with champagne and it's a reason why it happened like you know what I mean like yeah yeah how you like this make make fun of this bro yeah that is true it is never know what it feels like celebrating a championship I just thought maybe it'd be great if it was like the after, you know, the P.S. and the end of the book.
Be like, bro. Yeah, that is true.
You'll never know what it feels like. Celebrating a championship.
I just thought maybe

it'd be great if it was like the after

you know, the PS and the end of the book. Be like,

hey, just drink out of a cup.

Nah, bro. Uninhibited.
I love

it. Not thinking about nothing.
Being

in my element. Doing the same things I saw

Jordan and Kobe do. Yeah, being yourself.

Iconic stuff, man. Be yourself.

Yeah, I love it. Well, Chris, it's always fun to have you on the show, man.
We really, really appreciate it. Everyone go check out the book.
It's a great book. I'm going to read the rest of it.
I'm going to say that right now. Next time you're on.
One page of the time, man. Next time you're on.
You know what? That's the hunger to read this book. Man, I had a hunger, man.
Let me see if you have the hunger. I do.
I do. Alright, well, next time you're on, you're going to hold me to it.
And we really appreciate it, man. Absolutely.
I appreciate you guys, man. All right.
See you, man. Thanks, man.
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Hank, start. You had a great week.
I had a tough week, honestly. Just a terrible week.
I am texting Whitney and Biz right now. We just got word that a Chicklets listener won $30,000 tonight.
Wow. How'd they do that, Hank? Play Barstool, the song contest.
It's been going along for a while. They thought it was never going to happen.
They were telling me, like, it's impossible, it's impossible, impossible. $30,000.
And today, AWL won $1,000 thanks to Big Cat and Cornhole. Wow.
And I want to thank everyone in this room for thinking that I would win. Yep.
Absolutely. I love my guys.
Never doubted you. But yeah, I had a tough week, tough day yesterday in particular.
And I was getting roasted left and right, and I was watching the Sixers game, and I just asked a simple question on Twitter. Back in the day, I remember them.
I couldn't remember exactly what happened, but I remember them like first-round series. They blew off confetti when they won, or they thought that they won.
So it was kind of like the tradition. So all I asked when the Sixers were clearly going to win the game, and I just asked, Hey, Philly, are we doing confetti tonight? Just that's what they do.
They have confetti in the building for a first-round playoff series. And I just got told to kill myself.
I was getting roasted, DM, just really, really mean things online, and I had to deal with that. Mental health.
Yeah, I'm on Twitter, and I'm just trying to get off some sports takes, and I'm getting like, Hey, Hank, love the show. Go kill yourself.
So it's like they're like baiting me. Like, hey, Hank, huge listening question.
Will you go kill yourself? And it's like, wow, man, I just want to talk sports. Did they answer your question? What? Why aren't they doing confetti? I don't know.
They got so offended and they wouldn't even answer my question. All they wanted to do was have you kill yourself.
You can't do confetti once. I agree with that.
Maybe it's a COVID thing. I don't know.
Have you guys gotten caught up by the new Twitter sensor where they're like, hey, you sure you want to tweet this? Yeah, a lot. It happens to me a lot.
I get it every day where they're like, hey, you sure you want to tell this airline you're going to skull fuck them? It's actually happened to me a couple times and saved me from tweeting at he who shall not be named Darren Revell when I've been replying being like, fuck yourself or suck my dick, asshole. And they're like, are you sure you want to tweet this? I'm like, actually, no.
Thank you, Twitter. I actually kind of, here, Twitter, good job trying to make the site healthier, happier, all these things.
But I do. I feel bad for the little guys out there, especially Duke fans who listen to this show today.
There's going to be a speed bump when they tell me to kill myself, and there shouldn't be. They should be able to say that to me.
I mean, that's burner life for you. Right.
I have no problem with the Duke fans who are mad at me to spout off and and be like i hope you get hit by a bus that's fine that's a little bit different though i'm saying like i hope you get hit because that's not saying like are they saying i hope you intentionally get hit by a bus yeah and kills you i hope you provoke a bus into running you over yes yes there should honestly just be like are you sure that you want to tweet that are you sure you want to log on to twitter every time? Right. That should be the welcome screen.
Yeah, like, hey, don't you have like a family and a life to live? I think one of my best tweets ever was probably before I even worked anywhere was just like, if everyone had to tweet when they went on Twitter, Twitter would be a lot more real. What? Every time you go on Twitter, you have to tweet something.
Before it lets you log off. Yes.
Okay. I like that.
If you want to go on Twitter and scroll, you have to tweet something. Oh.
Before it lets you log off. Yes.
Ew. Okay.
I like that. So it's like, you want to go on Twitter and scroll, you got to tweet something.
You have to participate. And if you don't want to tweet something, stay offline.
I like that. Yeah, I do like that, Hank.
Although, wouldn't that just mean, like, people tweet even more mean things at us? No. Pence.
I think it would honestly make Twitter, like, a way more boring place. Yeah, no.
No. No.
No. But think about a troll, right? They log on Twitter, and they're like, I have nothing really to say, so before I log off, I'm just going to stop by Hank's page and tell him to kill himself.
Well, that's happening anyway, so I don't even think that would matter. I'm sorry, though, Hank.
Are you okay? Do you need some time off? Yeah, I mean, it is what it is. It's okay to not be okay.
I just try and take a deep breath and you did like a meme you did like a meme earlier today that was it was a bell that said like ring this bell if you want to go on vacation and hank smashed the like button well that's like uh if you don't send this to 10 people you have bad luck for life that's i have to like those tweets do you do people tag you in that and then you like those or i just do you just follow a bunch of like vacation meme accounts people send them to me okay because it's always funny it happens probably three times a week where someone tries to snitch on hank and it's such a fucking funny thing it's like to like this tweet if your boss doesn't let you take vacations oh my god the lakers are dead this is great is that You already heard us say that. Is that a Hank? Yeah, that's it.
Okay. My fire fest of the week is I, I sprained my ankle.
33 to 12. Yes.
That's awesome. My back is turned to TV.
I just looked up. Holy shit.
Oh my God. Well, now I got to think of another Fyre Fest.
Hmm. What, Philadelphia fans also told you to kill yourself? No, they would never do that to me.
NFC Beast. I would not insult them online.
Yeah. It's a mutual respect thing.
God forbid you ask a question. Yeah, but I did sprain my ankle yesterday, which means I'll never be back to 100%.
That's true. So I was walking home, stepped in a little pothole, and rolled my ankle pretty bad.
Now it cracks every time I move my ankle to the side. It was like a really sharp pain that I woke up in this morning.
So I think that there's something structurally wrong there. That's got to be tough.
Came to work. I'm going to get the scooter back.
Came to work. I lost both of my scooters.
How do you lose a scooter? I don't know. Hang on.
I don't know. I rented one last summer, remember? Yeah, but I bought two.
Oh, you bought it. Shout out to one guy.
There was one AWL. You going to crack it? Yeah, just crack it a little bit.
There was one AWL who sold me his scooter for like 400 bucks, and I went and showed up to his apartment. He's like, yeah, my dad just died, so this is his scooter.
And I was like, oh, okay. But, hey, it ran.
But that was heavy. It was a heavy moment.
You're telling me it's free. He's not going to be needing it anymore.
No, I gave him $400. But, yeah, I lost both my scooters.
Yeah, it's tough because sprained ankle. It's like there was a big part of me, Big Cat, that thought maybe you should take the day off.

Maybe you just rest it up. But the podcast doesn't stop.
I had to come in, had to talk about Coach K and Ron and everything. Big day, yeah.
Danny Ainge and the whole thing, Brad Stevens. So I had to sack up at this point.
But my ankle will never be the same from this point forward. And it's a little bit swollen.
It's a a little bit stiff and then to compound my fire fest i have to spend all day on saturday moving a friend oh and they did not get movers oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no all the movers were booked uh-uh um uh-uh how old is this friend pretty old. 36? And older.
Bonk. What? Yeah, older.
Bonk. Dude, I want this person's email.
I want to email this person. It's an older person.
But the bottom line is... What? What am I missing? Not only is it bad, but then I just got my elevator fixed.
Great timing, right? Great timing. Got a sprained ankle.
Elevator finally fixed after two months. Then I got an email about 30 minutes ago saying, bad news, the elevator is going to be out tomorrow.
You're dead. So now I got to take the stairs again.
Over the age of 25, you should hire a mover. I agree.
I am that mover in this case. Yeah.
Well, are you hired? No. Okay.
You need to get hired. All right.
My fire fest is I've officially, I mean, I'm obviously already a dad, but the final straw has happened. The second kid? No.
Yeah. The second kid has forced this.
You get a vasectomy? Nope. Nope.
I might go for three. I might go for four.
Who the fuck knows? I fall asleep. If I am laying down on something for more than five minutes, I'm asleep.
Dad naps. Yeah.
I passed out during the early games, the end of the early games yesterday. But the cycle was I woke up after they were already over, and then I couldn't get back to sleep.
So if you just fall asleep for an hour in the evening you get a second wind yeah i was up until like 2 a.m last night the but i'm saying like you took a nap like i'm yeah i was like watching elmo with my son and i my my head like happened to graze a pillow and then next thing i know i had slept for 10 minutes yeah it's tough it's just you know how dads can do that where like your dad if he's sitting in a chair and you're like, hey, are you still up? It's like the first quarter of the game. And he's like, yeah, I'm still up.
It's like, no, you aren't. Your eyes are closed.
Have you started to do the thing where your head tilts back? Yeah, it's bad. And then you catch yourself? Yeah.
So I don't know. Yeah, it's just bad.
It's demoralizing to know that I can never, if I lay down for even a second, I'm going to fall asleep. Jake.
Last week, I went in the elevator. You went viral? Ripped out a fart by myself, and then this old lady just walked in.
And there was no one else there. Jacob.
It was me. Was she wearing a mask at least? Yes.
Okay. Jake.
But I felt bad. Did you apologize? It was clearly me.
No, I didn't say anything. You ripped a fart in an elevator? I was by myself at the time.
Jake, that's not like you to not take credit for something that's going around that people think is you. Yeah.
Jake, you can't do that. You've done it.
Oh, I do it on purpose. I don't fart.
I mean, I did it on purpose, too. No, you didn't.

Was this on the clock? You don't fart on purpose?

Yeah, I do.

No, you don't.

No chance.

Was this on the clock?

Did you say anything to her when you got out?

Like, have a nice day?

Like, sorry?

Or did you just move?

Smell you later.

No.

You should have just said to her, like, hey, did you fart?

No.

That would have been great.

It's just bad timing. Hey, did you queef? Wait wait was it this elevator right here no it was not here oh is that your apartment building okay ah well you're moving you were just a little too early yeah oh what if she died say you're not gonna move let's see if we can get a deal jake what if you died on that elevator what what if she died on that elevator like after you got off i would have felt really bad.
What if we give you a deal where you have to live with Billy? Ooh. I don't know about that.
When you do move, I have a strong, young 27-year-old who can move you. Great.
With a slightly broken ankle. I will not do it.
I bet. That's the main reason I didn't move out of my place, even though I've got water damage and the elevator never works.
He's going to die in that apartment. I will.
I don't want to move anymore. This is my place.
You'll carry me out of there in a pine box. All right.
Great show. Great show.
Love you guys. Hank, great show.
52. Yeah.
18. I mean, the start was great.
I think I talked too much, but. Six.
99. Nobody tell Hank that he talked too much If you say Hank talk too much If you want to say Hank talk too much Just go with Hank kill yourself It's much easier that way Because you can't talk if you're dead This is worse than when you told people to say suck our dicks When you see someone else in public Well the problem is You should actually be cheering do...
You should actually be cheering this on, Hank. My mom's going to go on my Twitter.
She's going to listen to this probably, but she's going to go on my... God forbid my mom goes on my Twitter account tomorrow and every reply to every tweet is telling me to kill myself.
But you know what? It's a good thing because Twitter will ban them for saying that. So a joke will be on them.
I just imagine, though, the next time Hank's on a family vacation and people just pass him in the street and be like, Hank, why don't you go kill yourself? That's so mean that they say that. Don't say that.
So screwed up. Do not.
Jake, what's meaner? Like telling Hank to kill himself or to strongly imply that he should kill himself by stepping over his body. Both are really mad.

I mean, people can't joke about that.

It's so mean.

Yeah.

You started the downfall of Hank Lockwood. No, no, no.

Yeah, all these things that have happened to him are your fault.

No, Hank and I are on the same side of the Coach K thing.

He deserves respect.

Hank's back.

He just gave away $30,000 tonight.

Oh, man.

31.

31.

31.

Go to play Barstool.

I have facts if you guys want them or we can save them. Yeah, do it.
Sure. Which one? Animal.
Save them. When kangaroos are threatened by a predator, they lead their attacker into the water and attempt to drown them.
Oh. You're not even...
You wouldn't even be considered a predator to a kangaroo. Jake Paul would beg to differ.
I would fuck a kangaroo. Yeah, you got clouded by Jake Paul.
Yeah, but he didn't tag me. Right, you fell right into his clout trap.
What? He clout trapped you. Clout trapped you.
Who do you say that you could beat up? Tyron Woodley. Yeah, who he's fighting.
Does Tyron Woodley have a windpipe? Well, Billy is forever mine. No, but does Tyron Woodley have a win fight?

I would assume so

Then you could beat him up

Snap it

Well no because I'd have boxing gloves on

You can still snap it

It would tough to be

But Billy would do the fight

Billy does all my fights

Except for animals

I'll fight any animal

Love you guys It's a BB gun. Don't ask you to go to the office.
You'll get it. One, two, three, four.

No, she's supposed to get it.

She's not about to get a weapon on you.

What the hell?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

Oh, shit.

Okay. Thank you.
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