Playoff Hockey With Paul Bissonnette, Phil Mickelson Wins The PGA, Lebron's Pretty Much Broken Shoulder, And Big Cat Has Another Baby

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Speaker 6 On today's part of my take,

Speaker 6 we have a lot of sports. Holy shit.
What a weekend of sports. We have NBA playoffs kicking off.
Phil Mickelson winning the PGA championship. Stanley Cup playoffs.
We have...

Speaker 6 Our good friend Paul Bissinette on the show, who actually,

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Speaker 6 because the end of the show we're gonna get a Monday reading yeah we'll wake him up we'll maybe talk a little bit about me being a twice dad now at the end of the show and we'll also wake up biz so make sure you tune in for after biz for that but yeah we we got a ton of sports to get to.

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Speaker 6 You can see a therapist online or a phone call 10% off when you put in that code PMT. Today is Monday, May 24th, and I would like to say, as a Brooks Kepka fan, I am happy for Phil Mickelson.

Speaker 4 So am I. I'm happy for Phil.
I'm happy for all the Phil stands out there, of which there are many. Thumbs up.
They have been, hey, big cat.

Speaker 6 Hey, thumbs up. Thumbs up.
Thumbs up to Lefty.

Speaker 4 The Phil Mickelson fan club has been dormant for a long time. They haven't had a lot of reason.
They've been like the Cicadas, and now they're back.

Speaker 4 It's been, what, eight years, 10 years since a long time.

Speaker 6 So one of them major, and the end of that round, it was cool seeing a crowd that size back out on a golf course i was trying to think about it because uh everyone knows our stance on this show we have our three guys we root for them very very hard and we try to uh slander or libel everyone else but there is a few people that i think are in the category of holy shit this is actually awesome It sucked that Brooks was up against them in the final pairing, but Phil is in that category.

Speaker 6 Phil and Tiger kind of are those guys where maybe if Freddy Boom Boom Couples ever ever made a run for it, I'd also root for him. But they're in that category of

Speaker 6 it's good for golf, but it's also just fucking cool. It's a cool story.
Phil Mickelson is 50 years old.

Speaker 6 Phil Mickelson won his first tournament, golf tournament, professional golf tournament, 30 years ago. He's won a major in three different decades.

Speaker 6 He's won a tournament in four different decades. He was,

Speaker 6 you just referenced it, PFT, that it's been a very long time. It's been so long.
Phil hasn't been in the top 20 in 17 tournaments. It's been so long that he had to get a special exemption for the U.S.

Speaker 6 Open this year because he was 115th in the world. Like that's how long it's been since Phil has been

Speaker 6 playing really good golf. And then he shows up.

Speaker 6 And I don't know about you guys, but I was sitting there watching the entire tournament being like, well, Phil's going to, there's the triple bogey's coming. Like, he's going in the drink.

Speaker 6 Something's going to happen. But no, he was just fucking cool, calm, cool, smaller titted Phil Mickelson.

Speaker 4 I was about to say,

Speaker 4 the only thing thing I don't like about the new Phil is that he's in too good a shape. His calves are too nice.
He doesn't have the man boobs anymore.

Speaker 4 When Phil was out there dominating with a nice, a respectable B-cup hanging from his chest, that was cool to watch. But yeah, it's very cool to see Phil back out there.
And with

Speaker 4 the sunglasses that he was rocking this weekend, I don't know where you even get sunglasses that look like that. It looks like something cool.

Speaker 4 You know, Pug's sunglasses, the ones that are in all those truck stops?

Speaker 4 It looks like something that you would get out of there, but Phil pulled it off.

Speaker 6 He pulled it off. They're probably very expensive.

Speaker 4 And he's got a lot. He's got a ton of fans around him, and his fans are very drunk individuals, which I like.
Again, things that are good for golf.

Speaker 4 Having a rowdy gallery is something that, like, I kind of miss people yelling, and, like, being able to hear audibly the slurred words of golf fans in the final round of a major tournament.

Speaker 4 That's also good for hashtag golf.

Speaker 6 It was at the end when the fans, you know, basically swarmed him going up the fairway on the 18th. It was like, oh my God, it was actually happening.

Speaker 6 It was coinciding with the tip-off of the Knicks game at the Mecca, MSG, for those who don't know about it.

Speaker 6 And they had 15,000 fans there. And it really felt like, oh, fuck.
Like, we were so used to this world where we convinced ourselves, hey, sports are playing, so it's okay that fans aren't there.

Speaker 6 No, no, no, no. Fans not being there sucked because it was fucking awesome when Phil.
And you know what? Phil is a great lesson.

Speaker 6 I think he's one of those guys that everyone roots for because he's always been like good to the fans and he's always been kind of that people's golfer type feel to him. Lefty, Phil, like I

Speaker 6 he's not, I don't think he even has any association with New Jersey, but every time he golfs in like New Jersey, everyone just fucking drunk and like,

Speaker 6 they feel

Speaker 6 like

Speaker 6 gambling thing. For sure.

Speaker 4 And like with Phil, it's also, he captured almost an entire generation. He's got like Gen Xers.

Speaker 4 Standing next to Phil Mickelson, like what you saw in the 18th hole, that's Burning Man for Gen Xers. Yes.

Speaker 4 That's as close as they'll get to taking drugs and going to a music festival and discovering their inner selves for three days.

Speaker 4 It's just like drinking 17 Coors Lights and then being in the same square mile as Phil Mickelson.

Speaker 6 It's Phil. It's Lefty.

Speaker 4 That's what it means to those guys. And also Mickelson, he's a guy that...

Speaker 4 I always get the feeling like he could show up.

Speaker 6 He's rolling around.

Speaker 4 I always get the feeling like he could show up and be good for at least one round or two rounds. But like an entire four putting it together is cool to see.

Speaker 4 Like Phil's a guy that if he's got a nephew, I assume that his twin brother, who's his caddy, has a son or a daughter.

Speaker 4 If he's got a nephew or a niece and like he catches them smoking cigarettes, Phil will be like, let your uncle have one, show you how it's done.

Speaker 4 Smoke it all down to the filter in one drag and be like, later, loser. Yes.
And walk away.

Speaker 6 And peel off. He's always.
In a mustang that wasn't there before. Yes.
Yes.

Speaker 4 He's always got...

Speaker 6 a trick in his bag ready to go but it was it was cool to see him do it for four days in a row 50 years old yeah they actually so they were talking about it that phil basically admitted that he didn't have the mental toughness slash stamina to compete at a high level for four days straight so recently he had been playing he had been forcing himself to play 36 holes a day just to like push himself and he actually had a tweet did you guys see like uh like maybe 10 days ago he had a tweet that was essentially like it's okay to fail which is kind of cool to see because usually that's such a cliche it's okay to not be okay yeah it's cliche bullshit that people put online.

Speaker 6 Like Gary Vee's like, hey, failure is the best thing that's ever happened to me. Shoot your family in the face and see how that feels.

Speaker 6 But this was, he said it, he meant it, and then he went and won the PGA championship. The oldest guy to ever win a major, 50 years old.

Speaker 4 And he was hitting bombs, too.

Speaker 6 He was hitting bombs.

Speaker 6 He was lefty.

Speaker 4 I think 360 yards on the back nine today on Sunday. He's bombs.
Just bombs. Now, as it pertains to Brooks, I do want to say that as members of Team Brooks, his knee is ahead of schedule.

Speaker 4 Our knee is ahead of schedule right now, and the open is the one that we've had circled for a long time because the open is the one that Brooks hasn't gotten yet.

Speaker 6 Well, and it also, I mean, not excuse, guys, but his knee is hurting him, and he wasn't able to get all the way low to read putts, and the putter is what kind of killed him today in this weekend.

Speaker 6 Ipso facto, he probably would have won this tournament by 15 strokes if his knee was okay.

Speaker 4 Well, they said when he missed his first three-footer of the day that he couldn't get low enough to line up the stripe to aim at the hole.

Speaker 6 So

Speaker 4 he was essentially flying instrument-free. Right.
You just basically put Brooks, he's a jet fighter, right?

Speaker 4 He's used to flying an SR-71 Blackbird spy plane directly through the core of the earth and out the other side and doing barrel rolls the whole time.

Speaker 4 You put him in like a 1917 biplane with, you know, two tanks of gas, and he still managed to get across the Atlantic.

Speaker 6 Yeah, he was.

Speaker 4 So, like, shout out to Brooks. Great job, Brooks.
We're ahead of schedule. And he's still, to be fair, Brooks Kepka is still leading on aggregate under par in terms of major tournaments all time.
Yes.

Speaker 4 So still number one.

Speaker 6 They had that stat where he's like 50 strokes better than the next guy in the last five years. What are you going to say, Hank?

Speaker 7 A lot of AWLs out there this week.

Speaker 6 Yeah, shout out them. Brooks team, the team, the team, the team.
You're all part of the team.

Speaker 6 And we would never ask you to do what may have happened on the front nine today to Phil and have one of you guys pick up one of Brooks's drives put it back down in a better lie we would never ask you to do that nope but it no but do that but we would never ask you to do it but I'm asking we would no you're no no you're not you're telling me no no we have a we have a now we have now we have it out PFT is saying do not I say I'm saying do I speak for the whole podcast when I say do not do it I speak for the whole podcast when I say please will you do it balls in your court

Speaker 6 quote of the tournament goes to John Rahm for me so i don't know if you guys saw this but he had a tough couple days and he was asked about his round and this was his quote i so so the person asked like hey maybe not ending it the way you wanted but in your estimation on the golf course does this open things up for the leaders to score a little bit this afternoon talking about a three over for the championship he said i don't know and i don't care to be honest i hit the ball tee to green as well as i could have for most of the part and barely made any putts and yeah i'm not really happy and to be honest being in 40th place and finishing bogey bogey like that, I really don't want to be here right now.

Speaker 6 I mean, clearly the scores are out there. It's very doable right now.
68, 67 is out there. It's possible.
I had every chance. I just couldn't make a putt.

Speaker 6 That was great, though, saying, I don't want to be here. I just don't want to be here.

Speaker 4 Biz is moving his foot right now. He just moved his leg up.

Speaker 6 See if he'll say something in the mic. Biz, do you have anything in the mic you want to say?

Speaker 4 What are your thoughts on this? Biz is coming up in a minute.

Speaker 6 He actually was coherent for our interview. Semi-coherent, but now he is passed out.
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Speaker 6 and thumb up every single uh for for phil video yes thumbs up for lefty yes yes i want to put one in in uh someone's ear hole real quick kyle porter on cbs yeah i've seen this guy a couple times i don't know what his fucking deal is okay this is what he said it's gonna be wild when two players from different generations step to the tee in the final pairing today and the one who has a knee problem horrific fashion sense and a midlife crisis growing on his face is actually not the 50 year old Hey, buddy, shut the frick up.

Speaker 6 And I say that because he's an elder at the Messaic Church of Richardson. He puts that in his bio.

Speaker 4 No, respectfully, shut the face. Shut the frick up.

Speaker 6 Shut the heck up.

Speaker 6 Shut your freaking,

Speaker 6 shut your hecking freaking mouth.

Speaker 4 It's honestly, like, that's kind of a cheap shot. I don't know.

Speaker 6 Total cheap shot. And hey, he's, you know what?

Speaker 4 It sounds to me like he's a little bit rooting for injuries. Yes.

Speaker 6 Also,

Speaker 6 I saw that there were a lot of people coming at the fashion sense of both Brooks and Tony Finow, who were wearing Nike golf.

Speaker 6 Guess what? Ever heard of Dara Leaked? Okay, the next fashion wave, you don't even know it. You're actually

Speaker 6 Should we call them? I mean, they're choogie.

Speaker 4 What?

Speaker 6 The Nike hats? No, the people who think those Nike hats are lame.

Speaker 6 Do you think they're I think they're they can't understand fashion outside the box. So they just want a fucking nice little, you know, white hat.

Speaker 4 I think that they can both be choogie, but you know what? Sometimes chuggy is good.

Speaker 6 Yeah, fashion forward.

Speaker 4 Yeah, it's called Fashion, Bro. That's what Brooke said about the off-whites, right?

Speaker 6 Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 I don't like golf journalists getting to decide what's cool as far as fashion goes. We have to take a stand somewhere as a society.
Yeah. And when you have golf,

Speaker 4 when you have golf journalists deciding what good fashion sense is for clothes and facial hair, I think at that point we need to take away their card.

Speaker 6 Mm-hmm. Agreed.
Kyle Porter. Toward her boy

Speaker 6 loser.

Speaker 4 Toward her boy Will Zalatoris.

Speaker 6 All right, so we have updates from both of our other guys. Will Zalatoris did okay.
Also saw him post on Instagram after the tournament. He's flying private planes now, so he's doing great.

Speaker 6 That's a win. Yeah.
Like, I think he's upgraded.

Speaker 6 Max, so.

Speaker 6 Little editor's note on Thursday's podcast. We recorded it around 4 or 5 o'clock.
I think I said in the show that Max was

Speaker 6 minus 3 tied for 12th. He was at the time,

Speaker 6 and then whatever happened after that, let's just, you know what? Let's just hold that moment in time forever.

Speaker 4 Max was top 12 on Thursday.

Speaker 6 He was, let's hold that moment of time and we don't have to talk about the rest of the weekend. Well, it wasn't actually technically a weekend.
It was just Thursday and Friday.

Speaker 4 Yeah, when you're talking about a golf tournament, it's all the weekend.

Speaker 6 Yeah, it wasn't. There were no weekend days for Max this weekend.

Speaker 4 But he was top 12 at one point.

Speaker 6 Well, actually, no, I should take that back.

Speaker 6 Max did have a weekend. He actually had a great weekend.

Speaker 4 He got to enjoy his weekend.

Speaker 6 He got to go hang out with his family for the weekend.

Speaker 4 My favorite thing about golf when it's played like on an ocean course or near anytime it's nearby any body of water is just the announcer is always saying now this putt's going to break away from the ocean.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 4 And I don't know if they are aware how gravity works with slopes and things, but when they say it's always going to break away from the ocean, I believe it, but I don't think that's 100% true all the time.

Speaker 6 It's also, you know,

Speaker 6 the course was windy.

Speaker 6 It was cool. It was cool that it was windy, but also it was on the ocean.
So, of course, it was windy.

Speaker 4 He also said, what's his name?

Speaker 4 Scott, which is the Scott that's the ones. Not Scott Van Powell.
Not that guy.

Speaker 4 The other Scott.

Speaker 6 Scotty Too Hotty.

Speaker 4 Scotty Too Hotty was saying that,

Speaker 4 first of all, he told a story about Phil Mickelson and gambling and tried to edit himself by changing the numbers of the units that they were betting against each other.

Speaker 4 But it was obvious all he was doing was just taking away three zeros.

Speaker 4 So he's like, I bet Phil a dollar, and then he he counter bet me a dollar, then I bet him five dollars and then Phil said, no, let's make it a $20 bet. It's like, dude, we know exactly.

Speaker 4 You're not masking it the way that you think that you're masking it.

Speaker 4 But then he also said that, yes, Phil Michelson won this weekend, but he in fact said that the course was the real winner for how it performed on Sunday.

Speaker 4 And we'll see this back in the rotation of PGA championships. The ocean course.
The ocean course. You can also say the ocean course about any place.

Speaker 6 I just like it because it means that it's really nice because usually when it's uh when they have to clarify that means there's probably i don't know there's probably like three or four courses at this club it's the ocean course or best page black have they ever played not blue not red

Speaker 6 page gray yeah no no no black black yes black diamonds uh all right but yeah congrats to phil that was a fucking awesome story that was it's the it's the cheesy like sports rule moment you know what i mean like watching phil on sunday all weekend, really.

Speaker 6 Sports fucking rule.

Speaker 4 I do feel a little bit bad that somebody tried to go like Tanya Harding, Nancy Kerrigan on Brooks's knee in the crowd.

Speaker 6 Yeah, but we don't have to talk about it. We don't have to talk about that.
Just everyone watch yourself. Less bumping into Brooks, more picking up his ball and putting it in the hole for you.
Yes.

Speaker 6 No. But yes.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 6 Okay. Put it on a tee.

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Speaker 6 Well, all right, let's talk some other things. Let's talk some other sports.
Let's talk. NBA.

Speaker 6 Let's talk about the Washington Capital season being over. Soggy.
Before

Speaker 6 Soggy, Hank. Are people asking you to get Soggy? Did you say it was Caps here?

Speaker 4 No, I never said it was Capsier. We're not getting Soggy.
We're getting Aldante with pasta. The complete opposite of Soggy.
We're going to eat pasta until we puke.

Speaker 4 If you want to join me, Hank, I think that'll be fun.

Speaker 6 That's true. I forget.
And Chardonnay. And Chardonnay.

Speaker 4 So we got to figure out a time to do that. The bottom line is the Caps are not a good hockey team.
They did not deserve to win this series. Hank, congratulations.

Speaker 4 Your Bruins beat undermanned, injured Shell of a playoff hockey team. Good job.

Speaker 6 Very proud of you.

Speaker 4 You beat Zedeno Chara, the guy that you ran out of town, the guy that you couldn't stand to see a second more wearing the

Speaker 7 touching stuff in the handshake. Yeah, wait, was this a

Speaker 6 gentleman sweep?

Speaker 4 It was a gentleman sweep, in fact. Yeah.

Speaker 6 Hank, gentleman's sweep.

Speaker 6 Ship pumping. Hey, good to see you get a win.
Yeah.

Speaker 7 Yeah, someone tweeted me the Kevin Malone win. Gif.
It's just nice to win one in that. That's honestly how I feel.

Speaker 4 You needed needed. So you're now down not quite as bad.
Not historically bad. Yeah.

Speaker 6 That,

Speaker 6 I mean,

Speaker 6 I thought that was going to be a series, too.

Speaker 4 No.

Speaker 6 I mean, especially the first three games going to overtime, and then that was just it. That was, they just ran out of gas.

Speaker 4 The rushing gas. Yeah.
I don't know what happened, but

Speaker 6 yeah.

Speaker 4 I don't feel great about it, obviously. But this was not a team that, with the exception of like the immediate aftermath of the Tom Wilson incident, where it seemed like the stars were aligning.

Speaker 4 Once Once I actually saw them playing in the playoffs, I was like, this is not,

Speaker 4 it'd be cap if I were to say there was caps here.

Speaker 6 Yes, yes, it would be caps.

Speaker 4 And I get to continue to use cap now, which everybody's really excited about.

Speaker 6 Oh, that's awesome.

Speaker 6 Now you're cap.

Speaker 6 If you're going to lose, you might. What is Biz? Okay.
Is he alive? I'm just making sure.

Speaker 7 Yeah.

Speaker 6 I'm just making sure that if you're going to lose, you might as well lose in like a week. Yeah.
I mean, I do think that there is something to be said.

Speaker 6 As much as fun as it is to have your team make a deep run, like, if your team doesn't have it, just be out and be the first team.

Speaker 6 I guess they were technically the second team out, but by the third round of the playoffs, no one will even remember the Capitals were in the playoffs.

Speaker 4 You know what? We bowed out today. Yeah.
It was a classic bow out. All-class from the Capitals.
I would have liked to have seen a playoff game in D.C. with, like, a full Capital One arena.

Speaker 4 That would have been cool.

Speaker 6 Yes. But...

Speaker 4 Yeah, just not a quality team. Should we put a little slice of pizza underneath Biz's significant nose and see if he can smell it?

Speaker 6 No,

Speaker 6 we're going to do it after his interview. Okay.
I'm going to wake him up.

Speaker 4 But yeah, congratulations, Hank.

Speaker 4 I will fulfill the,

Speaker 4 not the soggy sorrow, but the pizza bet. We need to figure out when we're doing that.
We should do that in a live stream. Yes.

Speaker 7 Yeah, hopefully it's Bruins Islanders because the live streams will be great.

Speaker 6 And you just sitting in the back just housing pizza. We could go to Barellis.
Yeah. I'd go to Barellis.

Speaker 4 Because I'm going to root for the Islanders against the Bruins. I want to see Frankie win.

Speaker 6 I would go to the Borrellis for that. Yeah.
And just watch you just go to town on pizza. Although.

Speaker 4 No, it's not pizza. It's pasta.
Pasta.

Speaker 6 Although, going to Borrelli's, like, that's very disrespectful to puke Mr. Borrelli's pasta up.

Speaker 4 You think so? Yes.

Speaker 7 If I eat enough. You're not eating so much.

Speaker 6 I think that's disrespectful. I think that's a crime against the family.
That's a bet.

Speaker 6 You're going to need a sit-down after him.

Speaker 4 If you sit down with him? Yeah.

Speaker 6 That's a bet.

Speaker 6 Okay. All right.
I'm excited for that. I'm excited for that.
All right. Oh, Biz is moving again.
Nope.

Speaker 6 He is staying asleep. The best part about Biz sleeping on the couch during this entire show is: I guarantee you, his hotel room is like two blocks away.
Tops. Yeah, he was.

Speaker 7 I was in here with him earlier and he was kept complimenting the couch. He's like, This is such a good couch.

Speaker 6 This couch is awesome.

Speaker 4 He was just feeling you out to see if it was okay if he just laid down on it.

Speaker 6 Do you think he's like listening to us?

Speaker 4 No, well, subliminally.

Speaker 6 You think so? I'm gonna try.

Speaker 4 He'll wake up in a little bit and he'll have our exact same takes. He did ask me like seven times who was on the show tomorrow after we recorded our interview.

Speaker 6 Let's see what's what this does.

Speaker 6 Okay, no, he's not picking up his phone. I thought maybe he would pick up his phone, but he's dead to the world.

Speaker 4 Should we steal his wallet?

Speaker 6 Yes, absolutely.

Speaker 4 Jake, can you steal his wallet?

Speaker 6 Steal his rollout.

Speaker 6 Steal his roller. Steal something.
We gift it to Grinnelli.

Speaker 4 Steal something from him. And then tell everyone about how we gave it to him.
Here we go, Jake.

Speaker 6 So everyone can be like, oh my gosh,

Speaker 6 Jake's getting up. Oh, Jake has his phone.

Speaker 6 He stole his phone.

Speaker 6 He's got a missed call.

Speaker 6 He's got cameo requests. We should probably do those.

Speaker 4 Is he password protected?

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 6 Okay. All right.
Biz is coming up in a minute. He is coherent for our interview with him.

Speaker 6 Let's talk some NBA. Let's talk some NBA players.
Because we're going to talk about all of the Stanley Cup playoffs with Biz. We go through the series and everything.

Speaker 6 Where do we want to start with NBA? I have a take.

Speaker 7 It's about the Celtics and the Nets.

Speaker 6 Okay.

Speaker 7 The Celtics lost.

Speaker 6 Fire away. That first half, though.
They had a great first half.

Speaker 7 They had a chance. Kev Walker played terribly in the second half, and the series is basically over.

Speaker 7 Sweep, maybe gentlemen sweep.

Speaker 6 No, that's not how that works. Whatever.
Who cares? Maybe gentlemen sweep for the Celtics. You'd have to win.

Speaker 7 Right. Right.

Speaker 6 But that's not going to happen. Okay.

Speaker 7 Kevin Durant, they kept saying it during the broadcast, like Kevin Durant came to Brooklyn because Brooklyn's cool and he didn't want to go to New York.

Speaker 6 Dude. He was proven wrong

Speaker 7 in one season. It's not like he was proven right over time.
He was so wrong about that.

Speaker 7 If he was on the Knicks right now, it would be,

Speaker 6 insane.

Speaker 7 It's already insane. Everyone's going crazy just because they're in the playoffs.
They're not even that good of a team. If Kevin Durant was on this team, people would be going insane.

Speaker 6 They were trying to make Brooklyn and like the Nets. And let's at least slow down a little bit because our friend Blake Griffin had a great game, but they never talk about it.
Plus one on the court.

Speaker 6 They just talk to you. You know about the big three.

Speaker 7 Kind of disrespectful.

Speaker 6 They were trying so hard to make it like MSG or Staples Center by showing like the celebrities in the crowd, and it was just old giants. It was just Michael Strahan and Osi Uminura.

Speaker 4 They probably paid them money together.

Speaker 6 Correct.

Speaker 6 We were just talking about trying to make it happen.

Speaker 4 Like at MSG, they always do Celebrity Row, where they show the celebrity, and it's always Christopher Maloney from Law and Order. Like, no matter what.
What are you?

Speaker 4 I've seen Christopher Maloney at Knicks games. I've seen him at Rangers' games.

Speaker 4 I'm pretty sure he was at the dog store. But they always have like natural.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 4 Yeah, they always have like natural skull rafters.

Speaker 4 This one was just like a block of tickets that that they gave to the New York Giants. And they're like, distribute these as

Speaker 4 well.

Speaker 6 See, could someone please invite Eli? Yes. Oh, nope, Eli's not coming.
But it was painful how hard they were trying.

Speaker 6 The other thing I had from that game was the first half, the Celtics were like, ooh, this could be a series.

Speaker 6 Then you remembered, like, the Nets just trade off possessions where it's like, oh, here's Kevin Durant,

Speaker 6 you know, shooting a turnaround like 15-foot or over everyone. Here's Kyrie Irving finishing at the rim like no one else in the league.

Speaker 6 Here's James Harden, you know, hitting threes and getting fouled.

Speaker 6 They just, when they all, like, all three of them are just so fucking ridiculous. I don't.
And Blake. I don't know how, and Blake.
I don't know. And Joe Harris.
I don't know how

Speaker 6 you stop them. I just don't.
Yeah, I don't get it.

Speaker 4 Is James Harden also back to being like a little bit chubby?

Speaker 6 Yeah, he's the number one on their team. I said it.

Speaker 6 He's the guy who keeps it going because when he was out, they were a different team. He's a straw that stirs the drink.
No, but I'm saying, like, physically, his body, he's looking good.

Speaker 4 Also, like, he is looking healthy in a classical sense.

Speaker 6 Like, he's got to put on some paintings of people for playoffs.

Speaker 6 And it is really, it's not talked about enough that this is the perfect setup for James Harden because every single year the playoffs come around and it's like James Harden has to do so much and they call him differently than they do in the regular season and he fails like spectacularly on a public stage.

Speaker 6 Now he has Kyrie and Kevin Durant to help him out. And he like those guys are the guys and he's somehow like the third piece even though he's not.

Speaker 4 And also Jeff Green, who will be in the NBA for the next 25 years probably.

Speaker 6 Because

Speaker 6 he does not age. Yes, his face does not age.

Speaker 4 He looks the exact same as he did when he got into the league.

Speaker 6 They've been calling him Uncle Jeff Green for 20 years.

Speaker 6 And 20 years ago, he was 28.

Speaker 7 It's probably a good Jake assignment, but I was thinking as I was watching the game, because they only talk about how Durant, Harden, and Kyrie account for like 87% of all the points.

Speaker 7 Like, we got to just do the kind of Kwame Brown and just add Blake in there.

Speaker 6 Yes. So it's like Blake, the old Kevin, the old Hank Aaron, Tommy Heron.
Yes. Tommy Aaron hit 13 home runs.
Hank Aaron hit whatever, seven points.

Speaker 7 But I think we've got to start doing that on Twitter and stuff and really get it out there where it's like

Speaker 7 and put Blake Griffin first. Correct.
Like Blake Griffin, the big four. Kevin, Durant, James Harden, and Kyrie Irving accounted for 90% of the points.

Speaker 6 I like that.

Speaker 4 And like Hank Lockwood and Jake Marsh have combined to win seven games of ping pong in a row together. Correct.

Speaker 4 That's true. Congratulations.

Speaker 6 Yes. That's also a fact.
Blake was a plus one. Yeah, that's what I said.
He was plus one. He had one positive impact.

Speaker 6 He had one point.

Speaker 7 Right. So it's like, I think it was 83% for Kevin Durant, so it's like 84.

Speaker 6 Yeah, he's plus one. When he was on the court, they were winning.
Okay.

Speaker 4 Blake won that game himself.

Speaker 6 That's a fact. All right, other games.
There was actually

Speaker 6 the first round of the playoffs are awesome. Oh, I'm not going to be.
I'm going to be the bigger person and point out

Speaker 6 because I was asleep on Friday night by the time the game ended, but I'm not going to point out the fact that as cool as Wednesday night was with the playing game, you know, it would be cooler is if Steph Curry was actually still in the playoffs because he was the eighth seed.

Speaker 6 But now we get the Grizzlies. But I'm not going to point that out.
Don't point that out. That was good by me, right? Because it would be cool to have Steph Curry in the series against Utah.

Speaker 4 I think a lot of people have said that, but I don't think that we need to necessarily say that ourselves.

Speaker 6 The Heat Bucks, I think that's going seven.

Speaker 7 Giannis can't shoot free throws.

Speaker 4 Yeah. Well, not in 10 seconds.
Yeah.

Speaker 6 So there are people. Chris Middleton, maybe he's the guy.

Speaker 4 So there are people that are complaining about the Giannis call, but they were like, heat told the ref, they were like, hey, he's taking 13 seconds every time with the ball.

Speaker 4 The ref can't, at that point, like, ignore it and let him go 13 seconds.

Speaker 6 Correct. Rules are rules.
You filed the. Yeah, we had Christian Horner on Friday.
You have to.

Speaker 4 You filed the complaint.

Speaker 6 File the complaint.

Speaker 4 And then I think it was Jeff Van Gundy brought it up to like when LeBron was shooting free throws and saying he steps over the line every time, like before he gets to the the rim, we need to call him on that.

Speaker 6 Like, rules are rules. Yeah, Shaq used to do that all the time.
LeBron's been doing that for a long time. There's chaos.

Speaker 6 All right, so that game, that was a great game.

Speaker 6 Fucking awesome game. Jay butt.

Speaker 6 422.

Speaker 6 Played poorly. Hated

Speaker 6 jerseys. Pisses me off.
Oh, yeah. No, Ron, our friend Ron said it, or if you know him also as

Speaker 6 Angelo Palantonio on this show, he said it perfectly. The heat basically were like, hey, the Pacers didn't make the playoffs.
Let's just wear their fucking jerseys. Like, it made no sense.
Yeah.

Speaker 6 That,

Speaker 6 not to get really mad, but that is essentially like we, that's becoming

Speaker 6 like European soccer.

Speaker 6 How European soccer, watching European soccer in this office the last few years, like you will watch when troops has Arsenal on, you will sometimes watch, they'll be wearing teal, they'll be wearing red, they'll be wearing yellow.

Speaker 6 It's like, how do you have that many colors?

Speaker 6 None of these colors are the same.

Speaker 4 And when you're the Heat, you've got great jerseys already.

Speaker 6 Great jerseys. Wear those.
Wear those. And check.

Speaker 7 You get three colors to mix and match.

Speaker 6 We sound very old, but I agree.

Speaker 6 I know, I agree. When you turn on that game and they're wearing yellow, you're like, what the fuck is this?

Speaker 6 It made no sense. They're Arizona State now.

Speaker 7 If it's like a throwback, like when the Lakers wear the blue jerseys, because it's like those were their old jerseys, that's one thing.

Speaker 6 But even I'm okay with wearing a different color if white is the main color, because then it's like, oh, okay, it's a different home. Yellow just is not their color.

Speaker 6 Like, if they're wearing the logo, pants on PMS 137.

Speaker 6 God, Jesus. The flame.
It's the color of the flame. The flame is yellow.
Fine, fine.

Speaker 4 Should the flame be white, though? Like, isn't white a hotter flame?

Speaker 6 Usually they win. They do white hot.

Speaker 4 They went with the saber-metrically the least hot color of flame.

Speaker 6 That's bad. They have the white flame.
That's why they lost. Yeah, that's the yellow flame.

Speaker 4 That's clearly why they lost. 137.

Speaker 4 Shout out Duncan Robinson.

Speaker 6 Shout out to Duncan Robinson.

Speaker 6 Yes.

Speaker 6 Are the Clippers

Speaker 6 is Kawhi's legacy on the line? That's what people are asking.

Speaker 4 Yes, it is. This is a legacy series.

Speaker 6 This is a legacy series.

Speaker 4 Because if you lose against the same team twice in back-to-back years, and that team doesn't eventually go on to win the championship,

Speaker 6 last year they

Speaker 4 in the bubble? They lost the Mavericks in the bubble, didn't they?

Speaker 6 I thought they lost to the Nuggets.

Speaker 6 Am I wrong? I've been wrong.

Speaker 6 You're remembering that incredible Luca game? I am, yes, where he hit the game winner. You're right, that's fine.
Which was incredible, but I'm pretty sure they lost to the bubble nuggets.

Speaker 6 My fault. That's okay.

Speaker 6 You know, just readjust and pivot your point.

Speaker 6 You still have your pivot foot. Listen, my point remains exactly the same, even if my facts are incorrect.

Speaker 4 My take's not going to change.

Speaker 6 Don't ever change.

Speaker 6 You told me that. Hang on, wait.

Speaker 4 Where's the camera?

Speaker 6 You told me you were assembling a super team.

Speaker 4 You said I was led to believe that the Clippers were going to win three titles in a row when you assemble that team with that defense. And you get Mr.

Speaker 6 Big Shot Free Agent, Kawhi Leonard, Mr. Free Agent signing you on the summer, and you can't even get to a finals.
Get out of my face. Playoff P?

Speaker 6 Playoff poo-poo. Yeah, got him.
Playoff P you.

Speaker 4 I did see Steve, or not CJ Smith, Skip Bayless had a great take. If you wondered what went wrong in that game, by the way, Skip says, I just figured out what I did wrong.

Speaker 4 I ran for an hour before the Clippers game, didn't have time to take a shower, so put on the Versace robe Lil Wayne gave me for Christmas. He's a Lakers fanatic.
The gold robe jinxed me.

Speaker 4 Never again will I wear it during a Clippers game. That's three awesome brags

Speaker 4 in the same take on

Speaker 4 why he got jinxed by Lil Wayne's Lakers robe.

Speaker 6 That's great.

Speaker 6 Luca's awesome. I love the Clippers because the Clippers are one of those teams that bring out the worst takes in media because on paper they should be good.

Speaker 6 So now if they're not good, if they don't win this series, do they hate playing with each other? They hate each other. Who to play off P Fuck? Oh, yeah.

Speaker 6 It's going to like someone's girlfriend got pregnant. Because it makes those, like, hey, maybe they're just not that good.
But no, no, no, no, no, no. They were supposed to be the best.

Speaker 6 This was supposed to be their town now. So we have to find a different reason for why they suck.

Speaker 4 We were led to believe is my favorite take because it's usually the people who did the leading to believe

Speaker 4 that then say we were led to believe we were told that they were going to be a superstar team that would win multiple titles. And it's like, no,

Speaker 4 you told us that, and then you incepted yourself into thinking everyone else thought the same way you do.

Speaker 6 But yeah, see Eric Andre be

Speaker 6 shooting him being like, how could you do this?

Speaker 4 Exactly. I do think that, like, I have fun watching playoff P fail in the playoffs.

Speaker 6 Yeah, I'm starting to.

Speaker 6 I'm not there, but I'm getting close. Picture me actually feeling bad for playoff P.

Speaker 4 I'm not there yet.

Speaker 6 No, but picture me feeling bad for playoff P. At that point, you and then switching back and forth between feeling bad and making fun of him with my dick in your clip.

Speaker 6 I didn't watch our Nuggets, but this is a matchup nightmare for them.

Speaker 6 And also, Mello, Mello

Speaker 6 fucking putting it to the Denver crowd who were booing him. I love it.
CJ, too. Yeah, CJ as well.
So,

Speaker 6 yeah, wild. Very wild.
He played there. He was drafted.
And now he's playing there.

Speaker 4 Wait, so when he was against them,

Speaker 6 opponent locker room.

Speaker 4 Whoa. Wow, same building?

Speaker 6 Yes, they changed the name. They changed the name.

Speaker 4 Now it's ball.

Speaker 6 I feel bad for Jokic because he's going to be like, remember that year when Dirk won the MVP, but they were still giving out MVPs during the second round?

Speaker 6 Like they physically were, and he had to go accept it, even though they had already been bounced. Like that's going to happen to Jokic.

Speaker 4 So, you know what else is wild about Carmelo? So, he played in that same building after he was drafted. His coach in college, you guessed it, Buddy Beheme's dad.

Speaker 6 Oh,

Speaker 6 wait.

Speaker 6 Is it also Jimmy Behemes dad? It is. Yeah.

Speaker 6 Oh, wild. Wild.
Crazy. Wild.

Speaker 4 Small world, guys. All right.

Speaker 6 The Sixers, Wizards.

Speaker 4 Bullets. In the playoffs, we call them the Bullets.

Speaker 6 The Bullets.

Speaker 6 I just love Ben Simmons' stat line.

Speaker 6 He also can't shoot free throws. That's the most Ben Simmons stat line ever.
He went six points, 15 rebounds, 15 assists.

Speaker 6 He did shoot high.

Speaker 6 He really is like, he might be the greatest basketball player who cannot score of all time.

Speaker 4 I think he's kind of like he's broken the game.

Speaker 4 You would think that it would be impossible for a guy that is bad at shooting to be an elite basketball player. Yeah.

Speaker 4 But he somehow figured out a way to be insanely good at basketball while also not scoring points, which is like he's just such a good facilitator. Yeah.

Speaker 6 He is like the

Speaker 6 apex.

Speaker 6 Like there is that guy who exists in every like pickup basketball game who can do literally everything but shoot the basketball. And it's like, how does he just jump over everyone?

Speaker 6 How does he like dribble past everyone, but he can't shoot. He just forgot that part of the game.

Speaker 4 What do you think would solve his because he obviously is like a very good athlete.

Speaker 6 He's an incredible athlete.

Speaker 4 He's got it in his system. He's a great potential.
He's going to really be good at shooting a basketball. It's in there somewhere.
Like a hypnotist?

Speaker 6 I kind of like the fact that, like, I feel like the Sixers, maybe, I mean, we'll see because they're the one seed, and the East is kind of theirs to win.

Speaker 6 Obviously, the Nets are loaded, but like, maybe they figured it out that, like, just never expect Ben Simmons to score more than 15 points, and you're good. He can do everything else.

Speaker 6 It's okay to do everything else. Yeah.
I mean, he is an incredible defender, And, I mean, you can't get like a more physically dominating point guard in his height and everything.

Speaker 6 So maybe that's just the answer. I mean, obviously, it helped that Tobias Harris went off.

Speaker 7 Him and Embiid, though, shooting free throws at the end of the game is a nightmare.

Speaker 6 Yeah, just take them both out.

Speaker 7 Yeah. That's your two best defensive guys.

Speaker 6 All right. And so we've waited long enough.

Speaker 6 Let's talk about LeBron Braun.

Speaker 6 That

Speaker 4 him does.

Speaker 4 First of all,

Speaker 4 First of all, I think before we talk about LeBron, we should make sure, Jake, can you look up and make sure that LeBron James is healthy and that he doesn't have a serious injury that he's sustained?

Speaker 4 I would feel bad personally joking about that if he was hurt, if he was like in the hospital.

Speaker 4 What's the outcome of that?

Speaker 6 He's okay.

Speaker 6 His Wikipedia says he's alive. He should have been suspended for this game, by the way, for the tequila party.

Speaker 4 That is the funniest part to me because

Speaker 4 what would LeBron James have to do to get suspended by Adam Silver?

Speaker 4 Shoot up an airport?

Speaker 6 Kill Adam Silver's family?

Speaker 4 Adam Silver would be like, I sympathize with the players' concerns over travel rates.

Speaker 6 Yeah, and we really need these ratings for game one. Yeah.
Wait, so did you see the theory that it was a Kardashian setup? Because that's her, which one? Kylie?

Speaker 7 Kendall dates Devin Booker.

Speaker 6 And it's Kendall's tequila, and she was trying to get him suspended for game one.

Speaker 6 Which, why would you do game one? Like, the Lakers never win game ones.

Speaker 6 So, or LeBron doesn't. Like, that's his kind of his thing.
Believe me, I've been on the other side of him when the Bulls used to beat him in game one. I'd be like, This is the year.

Speaker 4 That was his feeling. It's got to happen.

Speaker 6 Yeah. And then you just fucking rip your soul out.

Speaker 6 So, the injury, well, CP3, that was such a classic CP3 moment where it's like, oh, of course, he's going to get injured, which I think still will happen. But it was a freak thing.
Sucks.

Speaker 6 But he came back, and I don't know how injured he is. But only to be upstaged by LeBron, which I

Speaker 6 so put this clip, like actually put the clip, Liam, while we're talking about it.

Speaker 6 If you notice, so LeBron goes down after a guy who's like a foot smaller than him boxes him out, and LeBron's basically dead on the ground,

Speaker 6 sniper shot from the ceiling.

Speaker 4 A pretty much dislocated shoulder. Right.

Speaker 6 So he's got all the eyes on him. And then a funny thing happens.
My man Campaign decides, you know what? I'm going to step up for my teammates.

Speaker 6 A little scuffle, a little brouhaha happens around like the elbow three-point area, right? LeBron looks up and he sees, oh no, all the attention is off of me. So the scuffle happens.
LeBron gets up.

Speaker 6 He walks over to where the scuffle happened. And then he collapses again at that exact spot so that everyone then looks at LeBron and his pretty much broken shoulder and I just have to say chef's kiss

Speaker 6 that was truly the goat of like LeBron you know injury antics which I'm actually now getting to the point where I love it because it just adds such a funny element to the game and of course people say you guys are LeBron haters yes I'm a LeBron hater but I also admit that he's fucking insane second best player of all time yada yada yada if you can't at least laugh and be like dude this is ridiculous the guy who never gets injured is always getting injured in the most horrific fashion.

Speaker 4 Oh, I flipped on LeBron's injury thing in the play-in game when he like

Speaker 4 when he opened up his eyes and it looked like he was actually dead. LeBron James thought that he was dead during the play.

Speaker 4 Like it was, yeah, he got poked in the eye, but if you're inside his brain, he actually thought either he had been sucked into the vortex and he was playing with a toon squad again, or he thought that he was seriously dead.

Speaker 4 And he opens his eyes and it was a miracle. And in his brain, it's a miracle that he was able to play in that game.
In this game, I don't think he does it on purpose.

Speaker 4 I think it's just like part of his nature. Theatrics.
This is just what, ever since he's been involved with the EPL.

Speaker 6 Yeah. He's like, he's learned.

Speaker 6 But he's been doing this forever. Remember when he dove into the cameras? Watch this.
Watch this. Ready? Okay, so he goes down.
Yep. And he's writhing.
And he's writhing in pain.

Speaker 6 And now, okay, everyone's watching LeBron. Oh, no, the camera's going to this fight.
And campaign should have been.

Speaker 6 Okay, wow, this fight. Everyone's looking at this fight.
LeBron is left dying in the paint, and no one is paying attention to him. This is is tragic.

Speaker 6 LeBron then gets up, finds the energy to just walk over, and then gets the exact same spot where the scuffle happened. Oh, and he's dead again.

Speaker 6 And he goes back down on his knees where he then has the trainers check him out at the scene of the fight. It's just, it is the most.

Speaker 6 It was also, let's be honest, I can't get enough.

Speaker 4 It was kind of a borderline dirty play on Chris Paul.

Speaker 6 I can't get it. On the rebound.
Did you see that?

Speaker 4 So, like, Chris Paul grabs him, tries to do the Kelly Olinik, but chris paul is just too small that he can't he's not strong enough to pull his arm out of his shoulder and that's what sent him down onto the ground so like i think you know what i think that's what lebron was actually saying was the injury i don't think it had anything to do with the fall i think it was the pull that he was trying to embellish to the point of having like a stage two separate right right i just oh my god i was watching it and it's truly like it I know people always like, hey, you need to really appreciate living through the LeBron era.

Speaker 6 I appreciated that moment when he had the wherewithal to get up and get re-injured in the exact spot where all the action and cameras were. That is just truly special.

Speaker 6 And I know LeBron fans will be like, oh, you're, you know, stop talking about his father. He makes it part of his game.
It's fair game to talk about this because every game he dies.

Speaker 6 And every game he's awesome. And he's probably going.

Speaker 6 I, responsibly, 1-800 gambler, if you have a problem, I think the Lakers, game two, is the lock of my lifetime. Like, I think LeBron will answer.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 6 And AD, like we said, like, he forgets that he's a seven-footer. He thinks he's a mouse.
He's an elephant.

Speaker 6 The Lakers will be fine in this series, and LeBron will start dominating, and it will all be for naught.

Speaker 6 But that, I mean, Suns, like, it was fun to see the Suns, Suns crowd, their jerseys, back in the playoffs, all that stuff. And they have a fucking good team.
Their team is awesome.

Speaker 4 I disagree with you. I think the Suns are going to win.
Really? I think they're going to win the series.

Speaker 6 I've just been down this path too many times. Like, it's just too many times for LeBron to give up game one and to be like, oh, there it is.

Speaker 4 The only thing is, I think he's met his match with Chris Paul.

Speaker 4 I feel like they're two sides of the same coin.

Speaker 6 When he wants to take over, he can't. He is still, when he wants to be the most dominating player.
Like,

Speaker 6 he scored 18 points today. Like,

Speaker 6 he didn't push it. He took 13 shots.
He didn't.

Speaker 4 He was hung over, big cat.

Speaker 6 And AD was not good. AD, like, I do think that that obviously is

Speaker 6 LeBron. Can obviously only do so much at his age, which is a lot, but he does need Anthony Davis to play like peak Anthony Davis.
And I'm sure that will happen too.

Speaker 6 And then the Lakers will win six or seven. And then we'll be like, oh, well, that was fun to think that the Suns had a chance.
Nope.

Speaker 4 Suns are going to win.

Speaker 6 This is Biz snoring.

Speaker 6 Oh, did he stop?

Speaker 6 All right, the Mecca.

Speaker 4 The Mecca is back. The Mecca was rocking big time.

Speaker 6 The Knicks fan base. It's cool to see this

Speaker 6 cute.

Speaker 6 Oh,

Speaker 6 they're just happy to be here.

Speaker 7 Wow.

Speaker 4 You think that's cute? Oh, okay.

Speaker 6 Well, I saw they lost the game today. They did, yeah.
They were in it.

Speaker 7 They had a chance to win. They didn't.
But isn't that. And there were so many Knicks fans that were like, that was so much fun.

Speaker 6 This is awesome.

Speaker 4 And I didn't actually see any Knicks fans being like, this is so much fun. I'm just glad to be here.

Speaker 7 I saw a person that was there that was like, that was awesome.

Speaker 6 trigger warning takeaway from the game trigger warning for knicks fans but i'm going to say this isn't the epitome of knicks basketball being back is to have an awesome player go to the mecca and just rip the soul out of all knicks fans like that's kind of knicks basketball at least since i've been alive so like that's that actually should feel

Speaker 6 really back like well it should be really familiar yeah familiar like oh this is reggie miller or michael jordan or scotty pippen like this is it this feels good the atmosphere did look cool, though.

Speaker 4 Like, having the Mecca rocking like that. Yeah.

Speaker 6 And the Knicks, the Knicks lead the league, and it's been so long since they've had a playoff game. And it is fun.
I'm rooting for them because I want Derrick Rose to do well.

Speaker 6 And I do love Tom Thibodeau, who needs to size up in his Q-zip. He needs to.
Like, I'm sorry, but he needs to. He looks like a Pixar villain when he's squeezed into that thing.

Speaker 4 Yeah, a little bit.

Speaker 4 I think with his slick back hair and the French last name and the hard coat, he's basically a hockey coach.

Speaker 6 Yeah, right. Right.
Exactly. He is.
He is a hockey coach.

Speaker 4 So I like the suit not fit. If Tibbs rolled out there looking like GQ, that would be concerning to me.
The players wouldn't play as hard for Tibbs if he wore an outfit that fit.

Speaker 6 I do think the Knicks are going to win this series. I do think they'll make adjustments.
And I love that the Mecca

Speaker 6 leads the league in dudes rocking jerseys with nothing underneath. It's fucking awesome.
And it's every age. You see eight-year-olds, you can see 60-year-old Wall Street guys.

Speaker 6 They got the jersey on and they got no t-shirt underneath.

Speaker 4 Gold chain underneath, though.

Speaker 6 Gold chain underneath.

Speaker 4 Gold chain is the only thing that's permitted.

Speaker 6 It's something about that look that brings like a springtime, summertime playoff energy that I love. I just love it.

Speaker 4 It also, it's been a while since somebody has had to shush the crowd at MSG.

Speaker 4 So like although Trey Young does need some work on his shushing, it was like his shush was like his finger was at his forehead, basically.

Speaker 6 It was a weird shush.

Speaker 4 He's covering up the hairline, I think. But it was a weird shush.
Needs work on that. But that kind of goes along with having a guy suck the soul out.

Speaker 4 Like, getting shushed at MSG by an opposing player. I don't know.
It brought back Reggie Miller to me a little bit.

Speaker 6 Yes, yes, exactly. And Spike Lee looking like, how could this happen? Well, it happens all the time.

Speaker 6 But it's good that it's happening.

Speaker 6 That's my point.

Speaker 4 I do want them to win. I want to see multiple rounds of playoffs.

Speaker 6 I want to see Nets versus Knicks, which I think would only happen in the Eastern Conference final, but that would be sick.

Speaker 6 All right. and then the Jazz are playing right now.
I don't know.

Speaker 4 They're the Jazz.

Speaker 6 I mean, they should be playing the Warriors, but again, I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say that.
It was cool that we had that Wednesday night moment.

Speaker 6 It's awesome that we don't have Steph Curry in the playoffs, even though they had the eighth seat.

Speaker 6 Again, not going to say it. F1.

Speaker 6 Monaco. Monaco.

Speaker 4 Did we give him the PMT bump?

Speaker 6 I think so. Christian Hornier will take credit for it.

Speaker 4 He pissed in the right toilet. He found his lucky toilet.
And Matt Vestefa.

Speaker 6 Verstappen.

Speaker 4 took the checkered flag. Yes.
And that was talking F1.

Speaker 6 They're back.

Speaker 6 And then soccer ended today.

Speaker 4 By the way, I saw episode two. Yeah.
Or no, no, episode four now. Okay.
Fucking Renault with the contract dispute, and then they fucking get Ricardo. Yeah.

Speaker 6 Yeah. Spoiler alert.
It's crazy. Well, yeah, if you haven't watched yet, but he's...

Speaker 6 He's on that team, and also the team has totally changed their name.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I noticed that today.

Speaker 6 When I was looking at the same sucks now, I was like, where's Renault? Yeah, yeah. But it's fun to talk F1.
And also, I learned what a gearbox is.

Speaker 4 Yeah, what is a gearbox?

Speaker 6 It's a box of gears. Okay.
That makes sense.

Speaker 6 I'm just so thrilled that I have a new

Speaker 6 group of fans that I can just pretend I know what I'm talking about and then them get mad at me and then me be like, okay, whatever. Like, I didn't even.

Speaker 4 Is Red Bull Racing bad for F1?

Speaker 6 No, but

Speaker 6 the

Speaker 6 Constructors Cup is back on. Oh.
Yeah.

Speaker 6 That's what they call it. Constructor's constructors.
Is it Constructors? I think it's Constructor's, right?

Speaker 7 Did you seriously just look at me?

Speaker 4 What do you get when you win the Constructor?

Speaker 6 Constructor? Constructor's standings. Yeah, Constructor Standings.

Speaker 6 I just added a cup, but that's fine. It's the table.
Yeah, yeah. But there's two tables.
Yeah. There's the singular table, and then there's the team table.

Speaker 4 Right, team table.

Speaker 6 Yeah, Max for stopping is on the top of the regular.

Speaker 4 Well, he's not a great teammate. person.
Yeah.

Speaker 10 Oh, Biz just got a text.

Speaker 6 No, he got a notification. Okay.

Speaker 7 I think after the interview, we should tell him what happened with McDavid at the end of his game.

Speaker 6 Oh, what happened? We'll save it. Teaser.

Speaker 4 Hey, tell us what happened.

Speaker 6 No. Oh, okay, we'll say.
He got.

Speaker 7 No, well, something did happen. They lost.

Speaker 6 They blew a 4-1 lead. Oh, wow.
Okay.

Speaker 4 What did McDavid do?

Speaker 7 Well, he's retired.

Speaker 7 Yeah, his team is fucked.

Speaker 6 He decided to retire.

Speaker 4 He quit. He took his jersey off.

Speaker 6 Yeah, he said, I'm out of here. All right, let's do our Who's Back of the Week.
Then we have Biz.

Speaker 6 And then at the end, we'll wake him up. We'll do a little Monday reading and we'll do a little.
I had another kid talk. All right.

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Okay, Hank.

Speaker 7 Who's back? My Who's Back. I have a couple.
First one's chugging beers.

Speaker 6 Yugging or chugging

Speaker 7 I mean, it's part of it's both of my who's backs are crowd related, but that's just, you know, Taylor Luan, our co-worker, bustle with the Taylor.

Speaker 6 Taywan. Taejuan Luan.
Taewon.

Speaker 4 What about Zach Wilson? He didn't yug a beer. He yugged a H2O.
He yugged a water.

Speaker 6 Really? That's responsible.

Speaker 4 Yeah, because he's Mormon.

Speaker 6 Love it.

Speaker 7 My other who's back is old jerseys.

Speaker 6 I thought it was because he was under 21. Oh, he might be.

Speaker 6 He definitely...

Speaker 4 That's actually not a bad explanation. If I were him, I would give that because

Speaker 4 he would definitely get carted. right if he went to try to buy a beer and he could be like I didn't have my ID on right

Speaker 7 old jerseys I was on the way to work today I saw a guy in a Porzingas jersey yeah the Porzingas one makes no sense

Speaker 7 yeah like there's I think it's I think it's because of the pandemic you know people haven't been going to games haven't been buying jerseys so it's like you basically have a two-year window two-year window where you're like, oh, fuck, let's just go.

Speaker 7 And, you know, it's been two years, so that player might not be in the team anymore.

Speaker 7 But it's also something that's fun about going to games in general, where it's like you walk around and you see at any game the most random old jerseys.

Speaker 7 But it's one of those little, you know, one of those little quirks you kind of forgot about with crowds not being around that it's fun to see again.

Speaker 4 Lollapalooza is going to be a big city for that.

Speaker 7 No, but Porzingis was like the guy here.

Speaker 6 Yeah. Yeah, oh, yeah.
A minute. He's unicorn.
Yeah.

Speaker 6 Okay. Good job, Hank.
Nice, Hank. Do you have a good weekend? It's all right.
Friday night, you showed your ass. Yep.
Yeah. On a live stream.

Speaker 4 Congratulations. Thanks.
I didn't think that you had that dump.

Speaker 6 No, yeah. A little junk in the trunk.
A little cake. Did you have any, was it true that you had some streak marks? No, okay.

Speaker 6 Thank you for addressing that. You're welcome.

Speaker 4 I also invited Hank to hang out with me on Friday after the stream, and he just never replied to me, so I think that's that's a felony.

Speaker 7 Oh, well, you can thank Biz. I mean, we were doing a lot of pink whitney shots.
I was pretty buckled by the end of the game. I just went home and went to sleep.

Speaker 6 Okay. Responsible.

Speaker 6 Yeah. Responsible Hank.

Speaker 7 Somewhat responsible, yeah. Biz kind of, they put me in a blender.

Speaker 6 Yeah, yeah. That will happen.

Speaker 4 My who's back of the week is Cicadas. Cicadas are officially back.

Speaker 4 And a couple weeks ago, when we talked about Cicadas, I said be on the lookout for cicada content because we hadn't had like a cicada resurgence since the blogosphere has really been a thing.

Speaker 4 Cicada content is way more fucked up than I thought it was going to be. Like there are some cicada freaks out there.

Speaker 6 They're just waiting to shine.

Speaker 4 There's a guy that's like making action figures of like demonic

Speaker 4 characters and comic book characters out of cicada shells. It's fucking disturbing.

Speaker 4 Of course, there's like all sorts of cicada like recipes and like ways to cook them and ways to prepare them and fun things like that that are kind of gross, but like we predicted that.

Speaker 4 I did not think that the internet had freaks that would basically like jack off to cicada porn.

Speaker 6 Ugh.

Speaker 4 Look up the cicada shell action figures. Yes.
It's frankly disturbing.

Speaker 6 Ugh.

Speaker 6 Is that it? Who's back? Yeah. Who's

Speaker 4 also Man City. Man City's back.

Speaker 6 Yeah, they are. What'd they do?

Speaker 4 They won top of the table for EPO. Nice.
Man City, bitch, man. Man City, bitch.

Speaker 6 Swans might be coming up.

Speaker 7 You said soccer ended today. Who won?

Speaker 4 Man City. Yeah.
Top of the table.

Speaker 6 Swans might be coming up. Next Saturday, they play a game to decide if they're coming up at Wembley.
No big deal.

Speaker 6 All right, My Who's Back is just a Woe stat for you.

Speaker 6 There was on Friday, no, Thursday, maybe, the 20,000th MLB player of all time debuted, which which is fucking crazy that if you think about it, this goes back to, I don't know, 1870 or something.

Speaker 6 20,000 players. That's it.
So if you took every player who's appeared in a single game of Major League Baseball, they wouldn't even come close to filling a Major League Baseball stadium.

Speaker 4 When you put it that way, it's kind of weird.

Speaker 6 It's crazy to think only 20,000 players have ever played Major League Baseball. It also puts into perspective just how incredible of a human being Dan Heron is.
Correct. Because he's one of 20,000.

Speaker 6 And really, he's more like one of like 5,000 who were really good at baseball.

Speaker 4 And Dan Heron has gotten hits off of, what, two of those?

Speaker 4 Maybe upwards of five of those 20,000.

Speaker 6 What was the Albert Pooho's stat?

Speaker 4 He's gotten hits off like 9% of anyone that's ever pitched in Major League Baseball. Not really that impressive.

Speaker 6 Well, it's not as impressive when you realize that

Speaker 6 for 75 of the 150 years of baseball, it was pretty much just like the Yankees playing the Dodgers every year.

Speaker 4 Yeah, there were like three guys named Gentleman that were pitching.

Speaker 6 Yeah. A guy with three.

Speaker 4 The best player in baseball had three fingers for like a decade. Yes.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 6 But that's just a crazy stat. 20,000.
Because you think you, I would have guessed way more if I had like, if I had no knowledge of it, thinking about 150 years of the game being played, 20,000.

Speaker 4 As well. 20,000.

Speaker 6 It was a backup catcher for the Seattle Mariners, which is kind of cool.

Speaker 4 He got into the game.

Speaker 6 He was the 20,000th player to appear in a game.

Speaker 4 Does he win anything? Is it like at a supermarket when you're their millionth customer?

Speaker 6 I wonder how many of those 20,000 only played less than 10 games.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I just got up. A cup of coffee got up.

Speaker 6 Cup of coffee and middle reliever. That's such a cool thing to say.

Speaker 4 I actually, I saw an article the other week, and

Speaker 4 I meant to click on it, and I feel bad that I didn't click on it. So if somebody could summarize it for me, but basically saying, if you get labeled as a middle reliever in baseball, you're fucked.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 4 Unless you go out there and you have a streak of like 20 awesome games in a row as a middle reliever, you're fucked.

Speaker 4 And you're just going to move around for the rest of your career and you'll pitch two innings a game like every other game.

Speaker 6 Because no one wants to actually pay you real money. You'll never just go.

Speaker 4 You'll never become a closer. You'll never become a starter.

Speaker 6 I think cup of coffee in Major League Baseball might be the coolest, like, not like coolest, like, I was an athlete, but not, I didn't, I wasn't like a star kind of thing to say. Yeah.

Speaker 6 Maybe, maybe drafted in in like I don't know maybe drafted in the NBA or NFL but then then people are like what went wrong yeah how come you didn't last cup of coffee in major league baseball means like you climbed it like you did it you you you went through right there's way more

Speaker 4 way more grinders than the NB NFL oh my god MLB versus the NBA or NFL because it's just like there's so many less people you have to be super talented just to get in right and then you usually flame out right it would also be sick if you were like a running back that scored scored, I don't know, like you're a backup running back that got in, scored a few touchdowns, and became like a fantasy must-start for like three games to end out a season.

Speaker 4 Right. And then no one ever heard from you again.
Yes.

Speaker 4 Then you'd at least have like a built-in fan base of guys who are like Peyton Hillis. Thank you for winning.

Speaker 4 Yeah. What's his name? Gray?

Speaker 6 Jonas Jonas. Jonas Gray, yeah.
He's on the cover of Sports Illustrator, right? Yeah.

Speaker 4 Yeah. Slept in.
Yeah.

Speaker 6 Jake, who's your who's back? I have one. Did you guys see this Mariners lineup first? You're talking about the Mariners.
There's like two or three guys that I think are like recognizable names.

Speaker 6 Let me see it. Let me see it.
I'll tell you. Donovan Walton, leadoff hitter.
Okay. Mitch Hanniger, Kyle Seeger.
Kyle Seeger's recognizable. Yeah, Kyle Lewis.
I've heard of those three then.

Speaker 6 Jose Godoy.

Speaker 6 That's the guy.

Speaker 6 That's the 20,000th. Yeah.
Jose Godoy. Right.
20,000th. Sam Haggerty, Jacob Nottingham, Jack Mayfield, and Justin Dunn.

Speaker 6 But they had some kid who came up recently who's like supposed to be a superstar. The Mariners are low-key, and then this is now

Speaker 6 just a direct shot at our friend Spencer Hawes, who may or may not be trying to get Kwame Brown on the show. Jared Kellenick, the one from the Jared Kellenk.
He's going to be sick, yeah.

Speaker 6 The Mariners are like one of those teams. It's kind of like Minnesota Sports and the Seattle Mariners.
You don't really understand the sadness until you actually look into it a little bit.

Speaker 6 And you're like, oh, shit. They haven't been in the playoffs ever since 2001.

Speaker 4 Pretty much never.

Speaker 6 And and they had Ken Griffey Jr. and Randy Johnson and A-Rod.

Speaker 4 I mean, that team was one of the

Speaker 6 name got Jay Buner, yeah. And like, they had all those, they had Ken Griffey Jr.
Edgar Martinez,

Speaker 6 was Tino on it? Yeah, I think he was.

Speaker 6 Yeah, I mean, that's later, but I'm saying, like, they had A-Rod and Ken Griffey Jr. and Randy Johnson and Edgar Martinez all at like the height of their powers.

Speaker 6 Those are four Hall of Famers, and nothing to show for it.

Speaker 6 That's it's sad. So I didn't mean to do that.
That was a complete tangent. I apologize to Mariners fans.
That's complete assault. But it's more actually saying we feel your pain.

Speaker 6 When was the last time they went to the playoffs? 2001. 2001.
And what was their record? Was that the year?

Speaker 6 That was the year. Yeah, they lost to the White Sox, right?

Speaker 6 In the first round. No, they lost the Yankees in the ALCS.
In the ALCS. Okay, never mind.
They beat the White Sox in the first round, maybe? They beat the Indians.

Speaker 10 The White Sox was the year of the year.

Speaker 7 I think you're thinking of the year they broke the record.

Speaker 6 Yes, that's right.

Speaker 7 And then they lost in the first round.

Speaker 6 Yes. Was that the year before? 2000? 2000, yeah.

Speaker 6 What was the record? 91 and 71. Okay.

Speaker 6 So that wasn't the record. No, it was 0-1 was 116.

Speaker 4 116 and 46.

Speaker 6 Holy shit.

Speaker 4 Yeah. That's insane.
They had a couple years where they were really, really good and missed the playoffs, too.

Speaker 6 116.

Speaker 4 116. They lost the AL Championship Series.
So they did win around. They won around in the playoffs.

Speaker 6 But it's been 20 years.

Speaker 4 They won one in 2000.

Speaker 6 It's been 20 years. And I remember I went to a game out there like three years ago.
Awesome. Good ballpark.
Great park. Great food.
Great food. Great park.
Really cool. Highly recommended.

Speaker 6 But I looked up and there was like a banner that said AL West 2001 or whatever. It might not even be AL West then.

Speaker 6 And I was like, holy shit, is that the last time they went to the playoffs? And it was. And this is your Saturday.

Speaker 4 They've won like mid-90s Mountains. This is really sad.

Speaker 6 I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 I've seen a couple times. And they just playoffs when that happened.

Speaker 6 I really apologize. Oh, they know.
They know. No, I know, but it's very sad to say.

Speaker 4 But I think they probably appreciate the fact that it's being brought up because sometimes when you're playing out west on a team that's as unremarkable as the Mariners are, you kind of lose that vibe of being the most lovable losing Franklin.

Speaker 6 But they have like a coolness factor that's causing Ken Griffey James.

Speaker 4 They should be lovable losers at this point.

Speaker 6 And it really is. It's more shining a light

Speaker 6 when you talk about these certain cities where you're like, oh, yeah, it's worth it. We always talk about Cleveland or we always talk about the Bills.

Speaker 6 But no, there are some, there's some really bad ones out there.

Speaker 6 Um, all right, enough of that. Let's do our interview with Paul Bissonette, and then we're going to wake him up.
And that should be very exciting.

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Speaker 6 Okay, here he is. Paul missed the net.

Speaker 6 Okay, we now welcome on

Speaker 6 the man, the myth, the legend. He just farted.
I'm running on fumes right now.

Speaker 7 Literally just farted his entire way into the studio.

Speaker 6 I was siding.

Speaker 6 Did it trail me? Oh, yeah. I heard it, and then I was like, oh, yeah.

Speaker 6 Oh, yeah. I'm getting it.

Speaker 6 Yeah, I got to love it. It's Paul Bissonette.

Speaker 4 You can probably smell it through your gun.

Speaker 10 I got caught in the Traxedo shorts.

Speaker 10 I tried to give it the old.

Speaker 6 Is there anything worse? There's nothing worse than being like, all right, I'm doing the right thing. I'm going to fart outside of the room and just having it just take

Speaker 6 away.

Speaker 10 I didn't give one fuck. I wish I would have let it rip right in the middle of the studio.

Speaker 6 You should have. If you got another one, just let it go.

Speaker 4 Biz is beaming right now. He says that he's running on fumes, but this is Biz Nasty in his element.
He's done four streams in four days. An Iron Man streak.

Speaker 6 Some may say

Speaker 6 will never be beaten by anybody.

Speaker 6 Hardest working man in the media.

Speaker 10 Phil Mickelson, Paul Bissonette achievement this week.

Speaker 6 Nah, you. Four straight days, kind of like a major.
Yeah. Yeah.
But this is actually technically five.

Speaker 10 This is your fifth. And should we talk about it or is this a sensitive subject? Because he beat.

Speaker 4 We already talked about it on the show earlier.

Speaker 6 Yeah, I don't know why you're coming at Brooks.

Speaker 4 We brought you on to talk about NBA. So is LeBron James the toughest person in sports?

Speaker 10 I haven't been following any basketball.

Speaker 6 All right, yeah, let's talk about Sakak.

Speaker 6 Let's talk about

Speaker 10 the sports universe.

Speaker 6 You are a Twitter account right now.

Speaker 4 You are the person that we were talking about on the show that replied.

Speaker 4 NBA Gerald

Speaker 4 talk about hockey. Why are you talking about?

Speaker 6 But here we are. Let's talk about Smaki.
I actually have some questions.

Speaker 10 Where do we start?

Speaker 6 Would you want to start with the question we asked right before this whole started, this whole taping taping started. You looked up, you saw the Avs closed out the blues.

Speaker 10 I wasn't even paying attention.

Speaker 6 Is anyone beating the Avs? I don't know.

Speaker 10 But I tell you what, everybody in hockey has been waiting for Avalanche Golden Knights. And I think everybody was skeptical on whether it was going to happen.
Minnesota came in with a bit of a wagon.

Speaker 10 They made a late push at the season where everyone was like, oh, geez, are they going to knock off Vegas? I think it's going to be Vegas, Colorado, and it's going to be a juggernaut of a series.

Speaker 10 And we are going to see it.

Speaker 4 You think whoever wins that series wins the cup?

Speaker 10 I think that those are two of the biggest heavyweights.

Speaker 10 The only, I mean, we talked about, I think last time I came on the show when I predicted that the Philadelphia Flyers are going to win the Stanley Cup.

Speaker 6 You just did that to yourself. I don't remember that at all.
Like you just self-owned it.

Speaker 10 I thought maybe some team from the north would have an easy entry to the Final Four where they wouldn't have been tested as the Abs or Golden Knights would in the second round.

Speaker 6 So wait, the other.

Speaker 10 It kind of sucks that the two best teams get to go face off in the second round. Yep.

Speaker 6 And also that John Daveris got hurt and is probably out. Do you think he's out for the playoffs? I would assume.
I mean, that was a good idea. I don't know.

Speaker 10 They said no structural damage, but I mean, with concussions and how serious it was. And then actually, there were reports that came out afterward about how his knee had been injured.
Now,

Speaker 6 well, yeah, his knee probably got injured because, look, I'm not telling the equipment staff

Speaker 6 trainers what to do, but that was

Speaker 6 a lot of dead weight.

Speaker 6 Look, when they went to try to, like, they picked him up like a puddle. They tried to pick him up like he was water, and he was just flopping everywhere because he was very concussed.

Speaker 6 It was basically Will Farrell in

Speaker 6 the Flint Tropics, whatever that movie is, where they were just like dangling him.

Speaker 10 Yeah, they were playing origami with Taverus' body.

Speaker 4 What does that mean when you say no structural damage, but he has a concussion?

Speaker 4 What is part of the structure?

Speaker 10 Well, I thought originally they thought that maybe his orbital bone had been smashed because his knee hit him right in the face, right?

Speaker 10 So no structural damage is important, but as far as the concussion is concerned, it could be, yeah, it could be three to four weeks based based on like how that looked.

Speaker 6 What did you think about the fight after? Because I know there was a lot of people who were very upset about it. I think it's partly because it's Corey Perry, which I understand.

Speaker 6 And there was a lot of people like, what are you doing? There's like, that's not going to make John Taveras come back.

Speaker 6 But the way I saw it was it's guys who are competing at a high level, playoff hockey, emotional. You don't know that it was a complete accident.

Speaker 6 And then your initial reaction is, we got to defend our fucking guy. Fair.

Speaker 10 Mind you, at the face-off circle felino said i know it was an accident but i have to do that so there's so so many variables okay so that is then like old school meatball it's the most hockey thing ever be like hey no hard feelings but like i didn't know he said i didn't know he said i'm gonna punch you in the face no offense all variables considered folino comes over from columbus he wants to make an impact first series the captain gets knocked out it happens to a guy who's a bit of a he's a heel Corey Perry he is.

Speaker 6 Yes, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 There are certain guys when they hit someone, even if it's an accident, you you just assume he did it on purpose. Corey Perry's in that.

Speaker 10 So he wants to implement a little bit of pain to Corey Perry for implementing pain to his team, in a sense.

Speaker 10 And on the flip side of that is when something like that happens in the midst of a game, let alone a playoff game,

Speaker 10 the both benches are completely depleted because they're both concerned about the health of the player.

Speaker 10 In my opinion, that Felino fight right off the face off with Corey Perry completely resets the mindset of both teams.

Speaker 10 We're right back in the the midst. This is playoff hockey.

Speaker 10 Not to say it didn't happen, but we're trying to forget about it as soon as possible. So I actually like that.
I thought the rest of the game was awesome.

Speaker 10 It was very competitive, given the fact that something as serious as that and

Speaker 10 the game got fucking kind of timed out for what, 15, 20 minutes

Speaker 10 as he took the Iron Pony off the ice.

Speaker 6 It's almost like a Kickstarter back into the game.

Speaker 10 It was a Kickstarter back into the game. And the fact that he gave the thumbs up on the way out, I think let his own team know, hey, I'm going to be all right.
So

Speaker 10 it was very sad in one sense, but it was nice to see the game get back going in the other.

Speaker 4 What about the Caps Bruin series? I'm just going to assume it's the first intermission right now. It's 0-0.
Caps have looked pretty bad

Speaker 4 in their last four periods of hockey. Because

Speaker 6 the beginning of the show, I already talked about sorrows.

Speaker 4 But I'm already accepting the fact that the Caps will probably lose this game.

Speaker 4 They're like 99% chance going to lose this series because they don't look like themselves. They look old.
They look injured.

Speaker 10 They're banged up.

Speaker 4 They're very banged up. Thank you.
Okay, so that's the spin zone.

Speaker 4 I was wondering what spin zone I was going to use, but if we were at full strength, then this is a different series.

Speaker 10 Apparently, Oshi's banged up.

Speaker 6 Uh-huh.

Speaker 10 And yeah, it's just, it's not their year.

Speaker 4 So when it comes to Ovi, this is the start of their championship. He's a free agent.
It could be. Yeah, it could be.

Speaker 6 It's not their year, Paul Bissonette, who said it's the Flyers.

Speaker 4 You know what? And you could say I took that personally.

Speaker 6 You fucking asshole.

Speaker 4 So what happens after the season? Because Ovi's a free agent going into this offseason.

Speaker 10 He's going to Buffalo.

Speaker 6 Shut up.

Speaker 6 I think I'd probably be okay with that.

Speaker 4 I'd probably be fine with Ovie going to the Sabers, but I don't want to see him play for another team.

Speaker 4 Do you think that, because he said it's like, I either want to play for the Capitals or I want to play in Russia for the rest of my career. Do you see him going somewhere else?

Speaker 6 Yeah, Russia. Okay.

Speaker 4 So there you go. I'm fine with that.
Him and Putin team up for like 20 combined goals a game.

Speaker 6 Where did you land on the Tom Wilson shit? I know where Whitney was.

Speaker 4 I mean, take a guess.

Speaker 6 Well, no.

Speaker 10 I think I was in here when it all happened.

Speaker 6 No, no, no, no, like I'm saying that.

Speaker 4 That was another Tom Wilson shit.

Speaker 6 Yeah, Tom Wilson's a million. With the Rangers.

Speaker 6 Where did you land on? We know where.

Speaker 10 I land on the fact that Panera went Spider-Monkey on his back, and in the heat of the moment, he threw him off. And as a Rangers fan, yeah, I probably wouldn't be happy.
But yeah,

Speaker 10 I thought that no suspension was the right call. And that was it.
We moved on.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 10 And do you think that there's like so it feels like obviously they've phased out fighting in hockey and part of that's not true well it's definitely different than well if you check the analytics well if you check the analytics to this year it rised like 40 really and people credit it to the fact that it was all this individual indivision play but i think that uh i think that the hate has has brewed back up in the nhl and you're seeing it in these playoffs and that's why more so than any sport i think that that hockey has like

Speaker 10 it just rises to another level when it gets to playoff hockey. Every fucking whistle, there's a scrum.
The hatred is real. Every series in the first round is competitive

Speaker 6 unlike the sick league where it's half the series or 4-0. The Avs just swept the blues.

Speaker 10 That's correct. That's the one, the one sweep of the series.
That's because the Avs are, in fact, a juggernaut.

Speaker 4 What about this, Biz? I think that there's more fighting in hockey this year because it's kind of a backlash.

Speaker 4 The players are backlashing against the media because the media has gotten so soft correct when it comes like you've got the number one uh hockey podcast spitting chiclets basically neutering the game and trying to take all the physicality out of it and the players are out there and they're like you know what we're gonna prove to you that this is still a physical game even though the media is trying to drag us in this one direction do you agree with that i 100 agree you can't play the game on a spreadsheet you cannot that's I mean, there's, I do think that less fighting than 20 years ago is good, but you'll never get it all the way out of the game, nor should it be all the way out of the game.

Speaker 10 Now, you say that half-jokingly, where the media kind of brought it to this place.

Speaker 10 And obviously, concussions are at the forefront right now, and everybody's trying to understand what's going on with that.

Speaker 10 But I think that for a period of time, everyone was kind of in this like neutral standpoint of like, is the game getting a little bit softer? Should we maybe take out the fighting?

Speaker 10 And it's gone right back the other way.

Speaker 6 But your explanation of the Corey Perry situation

Speaker 6 in that series between the Leafs and the Canadiens was a perfect example of a player's perspective versus a media's perspective where I didn't need

Speaker 6 to be. The media members were going,

Speaker 6 why is this happening? And what you just said.

Speaker 10 There's a lot of reasons.

Speaker 6 You had 20 minutes.

Speaker 10 Molino needs to prove himself to his new franchise to say, I'm fucking here and I'm ready to stick up for my teammates.

Speaker 10 On the flip side of that, you got a guy on the other team who I would assume most guy in the Leafs locker room hate his guts, which most other members in the league hate his guts, Barry Perry, because

Speaker 6 every time he shows up to play in a game, he's showing up to win and whether that's landing on the goalie taking a cheap shot here taking a cheap shot there and that was their response and even though it was an accident i thought it reset the tone to the series and i thought it was the right play but that's the part that that i think everyone misses what you said the like you got 20 minutes you're just standing around on the ice you know hoping that jon taveris is okay the bruins just scored uh hoping jon taveras is okay and then you got to kind of be like hey guys let's get back into this like it's playoff hockey and that kick-started it so um i do appreciate your perspective on that.

Speaker 6 I have a question about the Lightning, who also, that is another series. So, actually, if you actually look at it, I think it's going to be Avs Sweep.
If the Bruins win this, that'd be 4-1.

Speaker 6 If the Lightning win their next one, that'd be 4-1. But you're right, everything's competitive.

Speaker 6 I think the Lightning are only up 2-1 right now. I thought they were up.
I thought they were up 3-1-2. Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 6 Oh, was there a game this year?

Speaker 6 You've been doing so many streams.

Speaker 6 I think they ended up lightning. What did you think about the complaints about the Kucherov coming in? Well, now he's hurt, but the salary cap.
Because I know people were pissed about it. I personally

Speaker 6 think that you can't complain about it because those are the rules. Also, as a Blackhawks fan,

Speaker 6 the Blackhawks did the exact same thing in 2015 with Kane. So for people who don't know, in the NHL, the salary cap

Speaker 4 doesn't exist for the playoffs.

Speaker 6 So the argument is Kuchero.

Speaker 10 But does it exist in any league?

Speaker 6 Well, no, but I'm saying, like, you can have, you can be over the cap in the playoffs.

Speaker 10 Well, can you get penalized for that in NBA?

Speaker 6 Yeah, you can't be. Yeah, I think there's like a

Speaker 6 cap or there's a luxury. Oh, okay.
But either way, in the NHL, you could put someone on long-term, you know, injured reserve and their money doesn't count and then sign a bunch of guys.

Speaker 6 And then when you get to the playoffs, if they get healthy, oh, wow, now you're like, I think the Blackhawks were about $5 million over the cap

Speaker 10 in 2015. So they activated him as the playoffs are kicking off.

Speaker 6 What are you saying, Hank?

Speaker 7 It's 2-1. Oh, it's in the Lightning Series.
Oh, really?

Speaker 4 Are you sure? That's a loud 2-1.

Speaker 6 That is a loud 3-1. I'm pretty sure it's 3-1.

Speaker 10 Hank, did they play that?

Speaker 6 I think they played this afternoon. Yeah, they're 3-1.
3-1. It's 3-1.
You missed the game. Oh, God, I got my bad.
You're in the business break. So you're

Speaker 6 cool with it, though, because I know some people are complaining. You see the statistician? Well, Jake doesn't have a microphone right now, but Jake, right after Hank said that, Jake shook his head.

Speaker 4 He was like, factually incorrect.

Speaker 10 Should we have a wrestling match right here?

Speaker 6 Jake will fuck you up. Jake will fuck you up.

Speaker 6 Do you think they'll fix that? That salary cap gymnastics?

Speaker 10 I think that, yeah, I think maybe the next CBA they'll address it. There was things that they had to address last time.
Every time there's a few GMs who

Speaker 10 they'll read the whole CBA negotiation and they'll find a way to manipulate it. Right.

Speaker 10 Whether it's like eating other teams, players that can't be in the lineup in order to gain draft picks and take on that salary. I mean, the Coyotes have done it a few times.
They took on Hosa.

Speaker 10 They took on Datsuk. They took on the end of Chris Pronger's contract.

Speaker 4 Yeah, you guys are dominant. Yeah.

Speaker 6 You found all the losers. Just a bunch of Hall of Famers playing a game for the organization.
Yeah. Chris Pronger.
Razor Jersey to the Raptors. So, all right.

Speaker 4 I've accepted the fact that my team's not going to go anywhere. Big Cat doesn't have a

Speaker 6 fight. I think you felt like it was.

Speaker 4 I did. I did.
Hank is a Bruins guy, so I guess technically he's still in, but who knows? Because the Capitals aren't shit and they beat them in the first round. Jake's Panthers are down.

Speaker 6 Jake's Panthers are down. 4-3-1, depending on who you believe.

Speaker 4 Right. So

Speaker 4 I guess I'm asking who would be a good bandwagon team for us to hitch ourselves to? Because I think we said at one point we would be a Maple Leafs as our Canadian team.

Speaker 4 But now it's like now that Tavares is gone, not looking so great for them. Should we stay with them?

Speaker 6 Personally, I'm going to just go with the sport of hockey because I don't know if you know, but like playoff hockey is just different.

Speaker 4 I'm cheering for a respectful handshake line.

Speaker 10 Maybe Vegas because they delivered your first player.

Speaker 6 Oh, that's true. I do owe them.
Yeah. Yeah.
Slap it around. Flower.

Speaker 4 I don't like Flurry. He just just broke my heart too many times.

Speaker 4 There's some history there.

Speaker 6 I could get the Avalanche, like, they're a young, fun team. I mean, McKinnon, what?

Speaker 6 I think he's leading the playoffs and goals right now.

Speaker 10 Yeah. He's a 15-hour.
I don't look at the individual numbers.

Speaker 6 I've spoken like a guy who never scored a goal. Yeah.
Seven. I won.

Speaker 6 Seven goals.

Speaker 4 What was your best goal? You should.

Speaker 6 You should also add, like, as the years go on, no one will know. Like, if you just say

Speaker 6 next year when we're doing hosts,

Speaker 6 I had 12.

Speaker 10 No,

Speaker 10 seven, and my best one was against the San Jose Sharks, and I chased the goalie. The goalie got pulled after I scored against him.

Speaker 10 I think the coach was like, yo, if this guy's fucking scoring, then you're out of here.

Speaker 4 What did you do? Retire. Set me up.
Walk me through what was going on in your head for your best goal ever.

Speaker 10 It was the first game after All-Star Break.

Speaker 10 My legs were cramping up because I drank a lot in Vegas, and we ended up

Speaker 10 having a good time during that All-Star break. And then we were in the offensive zone against San Jose.
I think it was in the first or second period, actually.

Speaker 10 And Oliver Ekman Larson set me up in the slot, and I just, it was the perfect setup. And I ended up going to Top Cheese, and it made it 3-0.
Top Cheese?

Speaker 6 Were you meaning to?

Speaker 10 Yeah, I think, yeah, I think so. In that moment, yes.

Speaker 4 And then we went. Did you have a selling ready to go?

Speaker 10 We went up 3-0. And then

Speaker 6 James

Speaker 6 got it right here. Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 10 And then they scored 5-unanswered, and we lost. But I had my guy, and I scored 5-unanswered.

Speaker 6 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 4 Oh, yeah. Top cheddar.

Speaker 10 There's Niami getting pulled.

Speaker 6 You were jacked.

Speaker 10 I had my guy, high fives to the bench. Todd McClellan, water bottle swig.

Speaker 6 Get him the fuck out of here. Get him out of here.
Let's see your replay here. All right.
That was all of our extra. Sick assist.

Speaker 4 Boom. Who's in goal? That's your best goal ever, huh? Yeah, Niami.

Speaker 6 Niami, yeah.

Speaker 10 I think he won a cup with the struggle black.

Speaker 6 This was after.

Speaker 10 So during the Blackhawks runs,

Speaker 10 were you just following them around, trying to ride on their coattails?

Speaker 6 Patrick Sharp was probably the nicest person of all time.

Speaker 6 You guys have had him on Spit and Chicklets? No, I don't think.

Speaker 10 Maybe before I was on.

Speaker 6 He basically was like, yeah, you can come hang out. And when they won in 13 and 15, just like, there was a moment where I was on the bus and it was like the whole team and just me.

Speaker 6 And Kane was like, what are you fucking doing here? I was like,

Speaker 6 Sharp invited me. He gave me the what the fuck.
Oh, yeah. He was like, who fuck brought the blogger? I was like, Sharp.

Speaker 6 Which was fair for him, especially because, like, the media

Speaker 6 wasn't really nice to Patrick Caine.

Speaker 10 Did he warm up after that?

Speaker 6 Yeah, yeah, yeah, big time. Yeah, he's probably like, I just called this guy a blogger.
I should probably be nice to him. I mean, I was.
That was my entire job then. So it was totally.

Speaker 10 So now are you guys playing tummy sticks? He had DM?

Speaker 10 You and Patrick Kane?

Speaker 6 I mean,

Speaker 6 I haven't talked to him in a while. I think if I saw him on the street, he would say, what's up? Yeah.

Speaker 10 You saw him during his crazy days, too.

Speaker 6 Yeah. Yes.
yes yeah he's cleaned her up quite a bit yes i think he has a kid yeah yeah and and no no no don't die it wasn't a setup that was a segue to that was literally we just already

Speaker 6 got a cat on earlier on the podcast you dump loads we get it having a kid is means nothing to everyone you dump heavy loads we get it call him the rope man heavy loads is there is there a process to in impregnating a girl like do you get you guys like what's like you when a man and woman love each other i know but like do you do you know when you're trying do you think think you'll ever be a father?

Speaker 6 Maybe. Yeah.

Speaker 10 But I'm saying it's like when you know you want to get pregnant, like you go out together and like drink wine one night and like, you know, go for a nice dinner and then you just come home and you just raw dog, just dumping load after load and just hoping it can happen.

Speaker 6 That was so romantic.

Speaker 10 Is that how it goes?

Speaker 6 Yeah, and then a light bulb goes off.

Speaker 6 Boom.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I've always wondered, like, when you are getting a girl pregnant, do you know, like, the second after it happens?

Speaker 10 Do you walk away, you're like, cool, are you dropping Peter North loads?

Speaker 6 Are you dropping big, heavy ones?

Speaker 6 Dude, Peter North is part of this show lore. He's Canadian.
He's part of this show lore. We showed him to Scott Van Pelt on one episode.

Speaker 10 You guys should get him on and ask how he was able to.

Speaker 6 I want that show.

Speaker 4 We also showed him the milfunner on the show because that guy went off the grid. Like, nobody has ever disappeared harder than that.

Speaker 6 No, he pops up every now and then. I need people have pictures.
People will take pictures of him with him, like in Florida. I think he lives in Key West.
Peter North,

Speaker 6 we also showed him.

Speaker 6 We showed his cock to Peter King.

Speaker 6 We showed his cock to Peter King.

Speaker 4 Peter King actually, he ate it.

Speaker 6 Yeah, Peter King. He was like, oh,

Speaker 6 that's a cock, I know.

Speaker 4 He's like, that's a penis.

Speaker 6 Weird. That's penis-ish.
That's a Peter.

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Speaker 4 Now, here's more Paul missing it. Real quick change of conversation.

Speaker 4 You guys talk about the Vegas flu a lot, and you've documented that it's a very real thing. You just talked about it.

Speaker 4 Although that might have been you just sliding into the fact that you were injured again when you scored a goal to make us realize how tough you are.

Speaker 4 But the Vegas flu is real during the regular season. Is it real during the playoffs? Like, are teams going out in Vegas during playoff series?

Speaker 10 No, playoff times usually lock it in.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 10 You're an absolute degenerate if you're chasing it in playoffs. I think there's enough times during the regular season where you can kind of unload.
Although, on the flip side of that, the year St.

Speaker 10 Louis went to their cup, apparently they were having a blast throughout the entire playoffs, getting lit up. Usually on the road,

Speaker 10 in the hotel, they have this away suite where you can play all the videos games and stuff. And apparently they were getting buckled big time

Speaker 10 in their road suites wherever they were. And

Speaker 10 even even when the LA Kings won their cup, every time they won a series, they were, I think, the 8th C when they won it their first time.

Speaker 10 They were going out in Hollywood like three, four nights in a row, and they would just rip it up. So

Speaker 10 as far as Vegas is concerned, I don't think anybody who's traveling to Vegas right now to win a Stanley Cup is drinking. The game has changed a little bit.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 4 I just like how you say Vegas.

Speaker 6 Vegas? Vegas. Organization.

Speaker 4 Yeah,

Speaker 4 the Vegas organization is top class.

Speaker 10 Jake, what do you think?

Speaker 6 I think it's Vegas, but I think.

Speaker 6 I think God is cool.

Speaker 6 Jake just made you put you in his back pocket.

Speaker 4 Speaking of putting in back pocket, have you recovered from when I sweated you on

Speaker 4 Wednesday night?

Speaker 6 I beat the fuck out of you.

Speaker 10 That was live stream one.

Speaker 10 That felt like six months ago.

Speaker 4 I think that was live stream two.

Speaker 10 I think that was actually the night that Big Cat impregnated his wife.

Speaker 6 Well, that's not how it works.

Speaker 6 That's not how it works. Twelve months ago? Was that 10 months?

Speaker 4 12 hours. That's not how it works.

Speaker 10 Should we explain the fact that girls are not pregnant for nine months? Yeah.

Speaker 6 Did you explain this to your followers? 10 months. Yeah, no.
Biz, like, I blew his mind. 10 months.
I had no clue.

Speaker 4 Because there's no month zero.

Speaker 6 Yeah. It's 10 months.
I'm tired.

Speaker 10 What else are we going to talk about?

Speaker 6 All right. What other big takeaways do you have from the playoffs?

Speaker 6 I'm drinking a Coca-Cola right now.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I'm struggling, guys. As I said, four live streams in a row, a couple interviews.
Not just carrying this whole

Speaker 6 association on my back.

Speaker 6 It's like listing all the things you did, and it's like, that's a work week. What's the other?

Speaker 10 Oh, Edmonton's down 2-0. McDavid has not recorded a point.

Speaker 10 That's taken over Canadian.

Speaker 6 They're on a long-term in the game they're playing right now.

Speaker 4 Is he no longer McJesus? You guys call him that all the time.

Speaker 4 I would think that a player that had earned that nickname would show up in the playoffs.

Speaker 10 It's hard because, I mean, he's basically having to live up to Gretzky, right?

Speaker 10 Or Jesus.

Speaker 4 Actually, no, Gretzky.

Speaker 6 Give us the rankings of young guys. McKinnon,

Speaker 6 McKinnon's number one. Austin Matthews.

Speaker 10 In my opinion.

Speaker 6 And then you're saying McDavid's number one?

Speaker 10 Yeah, McDavid's one because of the skill set. I like McKinnon just because he's got this pit bull attitude to where he just will throw hits and he just he's like type A.

Speaker 10 Like he just wants to step on your throat. And I embrace that in

Speaker 10 a competitor and a type of guy that I would want on my team as my first line center perfect biz jinx uh mcdavid has two assists tonight the edmonton oilers are up two oh you knew i would have put a gazillion dollars on the fact he would have put up a point after getting shut out in his two first games at home yeah that was the easiest bet in his life they were wearing did you guys bet that they were wearing the worst bet that no They were wearing the worst sweaters on

Speaker 6 how much does that play in when a team comes out in their worst alternates? Because you see the Oilers in game one They were wearing the black with like orange out

Speaker 6 terrible terrible They have great fucking jerseys and then they go with sometimes you overthink it and it just fucks everything up it I mean that that is true though like look good play good, right?

Speaker 10 Like when you're wearing your feel good play good all the time.

Speaker 6 Yeah, when you're wearing the throwback yotes with the cool fucking the kachina yeah is that what his name is?

Speaker 10 Okay. Well, they came out with a reverse retro this year, which was one of the jerseys they had early on

Speaker 10 in the organization, where it's kind of like the Kachina head. What, organization?

Speaker 6 Yeah, I love how you say it. I fucking love how you say it.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 That's the good stuff. That's why people listen to your podcast.
There's little things like that.

Speaker 6 I fucking love how you say it. I'm being genuine right now.

Speaker 10 And it has the purple on it. And I know that's Justin Bieber's favorite color.
And a lot of these young kids like the purple.

Speaker 6 Royalty.

Speaker 10 In the uniforms now. Is that another word you like that I say? Royalty?

Speaker 6 No, uniforms. Uniforms.

Speaker 10 Organizations and uniforms.

Speaker 4 And uh yeah we came out with a really nice reverse retro I personally think that the kachina is one of the nicest jerseys in all of pro sports what about a game that was like the uh the oilers on friday night it was 0-0 went to overtime when it's when it's a 0-0 game in the playoffs are both teams just like afraid to make a mistake at that point after like two periods of scoreless hockey or it's it felt like everybody was just really really tight I mean, those are games where I'm like, perfect.

Speaker 10 I fit right in. Nobody's got a point.
I don't got a point.

Speaker 6 This is great. Everybody's having a great time.

Speaker 10 Other than maybe the guys who are expected to get points. And at some point, somebody gets a point.
Yeah.

Speaker 6 I don't really know how you get it. But until that point,

Speaker 6 you are

Speaker 10 everybody is equal on the ice.

Speaker 10 Nobody's a minus.

Speaker 10 Maybe if you look at the ice time, there's a difference, but it doesn't matter.

Speaker 6 What is the moment...

Speaker 6 If you can point to it, when overtime hockey becomes drunk hockey. Is it the second overtime? Is it the third overtime?

Speaker 6 Because you know that moment where it just becomes like guys are just falling everywhere, sliding everywhere it's not like nothing is crisp everything is just falling apart and it's just you're hoping you get a lucky goal i don't know how i can't

Speaker 10 i don't think i've ever been part of a game that went to like three or four overtimes at that point everybody's so tired especially the guys who actually have to roll out there

Speaker 10 two or three i'll be quite frank if a game went into like second or third overtime and i was playing in the nhl guaranteed i wouldn't have the ice because there was like a slim chance i would hit it in the third period of a regular season game.

Speaker 10 But yeah, I would say at the point of about second overtime, which happened in the Carolina Nashville series today,

Speaker 10 where Nashville, who was getting drastically outshot, ended up prevailing.

Speaker 6 Yes.

Speaker 10 Where like the team who's working hard and generating all these opportunities and getting stopped, yeah, at a certain point, they're just like, holy fuck, yeah, there's a level of fatigue that probably becomes a level of drunkenness.

Speaker 6 Yeah, it's a point of, it's like a great equalizer somewhere in that second overtime of playoff hockey where it's like, it has nothing to do with skill anymore.

Speaker 6 It's just someone's going to get a bounce and that will be the game.

Speaker 10 That's like a live bet thriller, right?

Speaker 6 Yeah, it is. But it's so much fun to watch.
Like when you're like, okay, this game makes no sense. You're just, if you're rooting for a team, you're just praying that you get that bounce.

Speaker 10 Correct. And the bounce was in the Nashville game is the fact that busting with the boys.

Speaker 6 Yep. Taylor Luan.

Speaker 10 He was there.

Speaker 6 You knew his name. You didn't need me to.

Speaker 6 Taylor Luon.

Speaker 6 And he was crushing. And Will Compton? You didn't need his name.
I knew Will. Fuck, I talked to Will all the time.
Nice. Stop.
Stop. But Taylor never.

Speaker 10 Well, he's just more popular, and I did kind of forget his name there off the hop.

Speaker 10 I thought it was like Taewon or something.

Speaker 6 Taewon. Taewon's pretty good.

Speaker 10 He's got all the tats and stuff. It's hard to figure out.
But anyway.

Speaker 4 Is there anything that offensive linemen love more than just yugging beers at hockey games?

Speaker 10 And getting free tickets, sitting shotgun, just probably free beers, too.

Speaker 6 They go to hockey games. They become Dana Beers.

Speaker 10 And yeah,

Speaker 6 that's true. But anyway, what were you saying about the

Speaker 10 game? That moment changed the whole game.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 10 When he got up, it was pure domination by Carolina. He gets up, yugs a beer, front, row, center, and then kisses his wife and the rest is history.

Speaker 6 Boom.

Speaker 4 How much do you miss seeing yourself on TV and having Ryan Whitney be like more like Paul Mist the Net?

Speaker 10 I don't miss those commercials at all, guys.

Speaker 6 But you wrote that, right? You wrote that line?

Speaker 10 We were there and and we were struggling to find anything and we yeah we came up with that one which was sent to me i think via twitter or something at one point so i reused it oh wow yeah breaking news because which said that you wrote that well i i technically did on set yeah okay you technically wrote it on set you read it on setting oh so all so all your guys material you just think up off yeah never even

Speaker 6 never you guys never recycle fan except for billy billy does that that's what you're talking about where is that guy billy focus he's on his uh rum springer He's taking a break.

Speaker 4 Oh, somebody tweeted at us fraternity leave for Billy. I thought that was funny, but I'm giving them credit, not saying that I wrote it.

Speaker 4 You son of a bitch. But you should have kept your mouth shut about that because Witt had us believing that you were like the mastermind behind that whole vodka commercial.

Speaker 6 I was like, Damn, busy.

Speaker 10 I thought on my feet.

Speaker 10 Are you trying to put me down?

Speaker 6 I don't know. Do you want to wrestle?

Speaker 4 No, I think I've already demonstrated.

Speaker 10 You got to go two-on-one.

Speaker 10 Jake and Jake will fuck you up.

Speaker 4 He's our pit pit bull.

Speaker 6 You were talking about a pitbull.

Speaker 10 You want a piece?

Speaker 6 Rough and rowdy?

Speaker 6 You want to move some pay-per-views? We should go back in the booth together.

Speaker 10 Call hockey. We could.
We could maybe TNT. Maybe they'll be calling for us, Jake.
We should send in that tape.

Speaker 6 Yeah. Oh,

Speaker 4 I did have a serious hockey media question for you. Now that ESPN is going to have rights to hockey, they're probably going to talk about it more.
It's going to be featured more on the air.

Speaker 4 I think that they're going to try to hire somebody because what they do at ESPN, they'll be like, we need to get our own version of Ryan Whitney, Paul Bissinette, and R.A., and Mike Rinelli.

Speaker 4 Shout out to Rolex.

Speaker 4 Who do you think they're going to hire? And they'll be like, this is our Spit and Chiclets.

Speaker 6 Well, they already have a few people.

Speaker 10 I think they got Ray Ferraro. I think they got Boucher.

Speaker 6 Mm-hmm.

Speaker 10 Leah Hextall, they just hired. And I mean, Bucha Gross is there.
Plenty of people.

Speaker 4 So what do you mean? I'm just saying I think they're going to bring in somebody new, somebody like younger.

Speaker 6 You can't replicate that magic on spitting chiclets you can't but they're gonna you know they're gonna you can't replicate ra and wit and biz being handled by grinnelli shout out grinnelli by the way you can't smoke thank you before you go on the broadcast

Speaker 6 you can't do any type of drug or drink alcohol before you hit the hit the button i appreciate i actually genuinely appreciate the job that mike grinnell does because uh i to book you on this i had to go through a booker yeah mike grinnell yeah and then he was like what time are you i was trying to avoid it at all costs considering the the amount of alcohol I've consumed over the last four days, but I somehow ended up here.

Speaker 6 All right, last question.

Speaker 6 I'm holding it together. Last question, because I know you want to take a nap.
Give us your Stanley Cup final and champion.

Speaker 4 The Flyers. We already know that.

Speaker 6 As of right now, you can pick anyone. You can redo it.
This is your redo, your PMT redo.

Speaker 10 It's hard because they reset after in Stannings. It depends on who makes it, right? So

Speaker 6 at this point, we know how playoffs work. I would say Colorado.

Speaker 10 shut the fuck up colorado and uh you can just say who's gonna win colorado and tampa in the finals here we go

Speaker 6 wow so

Speaker 6 if in fact they did win this afternoon and we still haven't gotten full confirmation tampa they did they won yesterday afternoon so it's been more than 24 hours since they went up 3-1.

Speaker 10 So I would say Colorado, Tampa, and that would be good for hockey.

Speaker 10 Two southern markets in the United States thriving.

Speaker 6 Colorado? Not deep south. No, they're deep south.

Speaker 10 You don't consider Colorado Southern?

Speaker 6 Colorado is absolutely based on a north wait based on the scale. Wait, based on the north-south, based on the North American scale?

Speaker 10 Colorado is considered southern.

Speaker 4 No,

Speaker 6 it's west where you look at it.

Speaker 6 It's not north or south. It's west.

Speaker 4 You know what? Fuck it. Colorado is part of the south now.

Speaker 6 No, but you wouldn't say north or south for Colorado. You'd say it's out west.

Speaker 10 Jake, if I took a map of North America and I said Colorado, I would consider that more south than most of the markets.

Speaker 6 Wait, wait, hold on. I think it's right around the middle of North America.
Because it's in the middle of the country. No, no, he's saying in the middle of the country, not North America.

Speaker 6 You're saying North America. You're saying North America?

Speaker 4 But that includes all of Mexico, too.

Speaker 6 I think that Colorado. That's true.

Speaker 10 Yeah, yeah, fuck.

Speaker 10 Mexico's in North America.

Speaker 6 Doesn't it go all the way to Panama?

Speaker 10 Mexico's in North America?

Speaker 6 Yes.

Speaker 10 Okay, well, then forget what I said.

Speaker 4 Central America starts Belize.

Speaker 6 Yeah, so Panama is

Speaker 6 Central America.

Speaker 6 So Guatemala is Guatemala.

Speaker 4 Central, Central America. All right.

Speaker 10 That's the best thing about these podcasts. I think half of your viewers probably, or listeners, probably didn't realize that Mexico was a part of North America.

Speaker 6 Yeah, but in no way would you call Colorado. I guess if you're...
No, I'm with Biz now.

Speaker 4 Like, I think we should start referring to the American. I guess I know they are the most skiing destination in America, but we're still going to consider them part of the South.

Speaker 6 Well, and also,

Speaker 6 if you're talking from someone from

Speaker 6 Calgary. Colorado is as south as it gets.

Speaker 6 So there it is.

Speaker 10 I meant all the teams in play. They're one of the southern teams.

Speaker 6 That's how my brain is.

Speaker 6 Are the Coyotes a Southern team? Yes, 100. But they're a West team.
Yeah.

Speaker 6 West is the.

Speaker 6 West is like L.A.

Speaker 10 That's West. That's West, yeah.

Speaker 6 But is it Southern?

Speaker 10 I would consider it a Southern team as well.

Speaker 6 Okay, so what about

Speaker 10 anything south of the Canadian border is southern.

Speaker 6 Southern? Southern. So Minnesota is a southern team.

Speaker 4 Patrick Wattrade, that probably gave you your first real-life example as to where Colorado is, and you just knew that your goalie was going to a team that was further south than the Canadiens.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 4 And you were like, that's the SEC.

Speaker 6 Oh, I do have one last question.

Speaker 6 So you gave us your final.

Speaker 6 Would you feel any pride or are you rooting in any way for the Canadian teams? Because it has been so long? Like, do you, I know you, you're, you know, you're a journalist.

Speaker 6 You have a podcast that covers the entire league. You also work for an organization, not a big deal.
But if, like, push came to shove, would you prefer a Canadian team as a Canadian to win?

Speaker 10 I would like to see the Leafs win it, but it would suck this year if they did with not fans in the building. Yeah.

Speaker 10 Because right now in Canada, there's currently no fans, which is fucking crazy because you got

Speaker 10 Montreal Canadians versus Toronto Maple Leafs. Not one fan gets to see it in attendance.

Speaker 10 They said there was rumor that later in the series that maybe Montreal was going to start having fans, but even if it's like 1,500 people, it still ain't the same.

Speaker 6 Are they going to keep these divisions? That would be fucking cool.

Speaker 10 So what I'm hearing is if

Speaker 10 potentially if Toronto ends up advancing to the conference final, they might use Arizona as like a hub city. So let's just happen.

Speaker 10 Let's say it happens Colorado, Toronto.

Speaker 10 Well, colorado is going to play out of colorado but where would toronto because they can't keep going past the border right there's like a 70 and unless at that point they allow it but they would make a place like um a phoenix their hub city well that would up colorado because then they would be a northern team

Speaker 6 yeah and toronto would be a southern team toronto would be a southern team i'm gonna let's end up i mean you go

Speaker 6 if you're going to arizona you got

Speaker 6 That just changes the entire dynamic of this.

Speaker 6 You're playing a southern team from the north. If you're Colorado.

Speaker 10 And

Speaker 10 Austin Matthews, the connection to there in Scottsdale slash Phoenix would be cool.

Speaker 6 What's the connection? Well, he was born there. Oh, I was there.
Or raised there anyway.

Speaker 4 There was another thing that happened there.

Speaker 6 Oh.

Speaker 10 Stop it.

Speaker 6 Uh-oh. Stop it.

Speaker 4 I thought that's what you were saying. I'm sorry.
My last, last question.

Speaker 4 When are you going to get your haircut again? I don't know. I actually like it.
It distracts from your nose.

Speaker 10 Are you completely checked out?

Speaker 6 Well, you've checked out 25 25 minutes ago. Does your lady like the hair?

Speaker 10 I think she, yeah, she likes it. I might get some corn rolls.

Speaker 6 You look like the dude who showed up at the start of old schools, like here for the gangbang.

Speaker 10 That's you. That's at the start of the movie.

Speaker 6 Have you ever been in a gangbang?

Speaker 6 I know the answer. Group sex.
All right. Have you been involved in group sex, DFT?

Speaker 4 What do you define as group sex? My left hand and my right hand?

Speaker 10 What about you, big cat?

Speaker 10 You and Patrick Sharp?

Speaker 10 Yes.

Speaker 10 On the bang bus?

Speaker 6 Yes, yes. I'm going to go find the MILF hunter.

Speaker 6 All right. Thanks, Biz.
Thanks, Biz.

Speaker 4 That's very insightful.

Speaker 10 Jake, have you ever been involved in group sex?

Speaker 6 If Biz called you up, Jake, though, and was like, hey, Jake, I got some group sex for us.

Speaker 10 Two-on-one, no backcheckers.

Speaker 6 And we come into my hotel room.

Speaker 7 We're going to be the host of an NHL game on AGC.

Speaker 6 That's exactly how you do that. That changes the dynamic.

Speaker 10 Yeah. Would you sacrifice for the squad?

Speaker 6 The reps to get better in the booth. so

Speaker 6 you can't make anything less appealing than saying group sex what hey what if you knew your performance was going to be played to the masses what if it had to go on on the on the pardon my take social accounts your group sex goes to the masses but you have al michael's career oh yeah i'm basically actually no i should say marv albert you basically have marv albert's career because of you wouldn't do that

Speaker 6 Al Michael's career is very appealing.

Speaker 10 What if you had a French dip, Lisa Ann, to get Al Michael's career?

Speaker 6 Would you do it? I don't know. know.
Also. It's top.
It's tough. Yeah, it is.

Speaker 6 He's right.

Speaker 4 It would like gel you guys as like broadcast parts forever. You can't get closer with a guy than doing that.

Speaker 6 Yeah, it's true.

Speaker 6 That would actually be great.

Speaker 6 A little group sex? Yeah, a little bit sex on a badge.

Speaker 10 Who's got the bad? Hey, which one?

Speaker 4 It's a multi-pole party.

Speaker 10 Which tunnel would you take, Jake?

Speaker 6 I'll let you pick.

Speaker 6 It's a ladies' choice. It's the ladies' choice.

Speaker 10 What a gentleman. Yeah.

Speaker 6 What a gentleman. All right, Piz.

Speaker 4 Good talk. Thank you.
Guys, yeah.

Speaker 10 I'm sorry I didn't have much hockey.

Speaker 6 No, you fucking crushed it.

Speaker 10 Four live streams.

Speaker 6 You brains. Four live streams, two interviews.
A lot of group sex. Some may say the guy worked this week.

Speaker 4 Wait, four live streams and how many days?

Speaker 6 Five days? Five days and two interviews. Two interviews.
Wow.

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Speaker 6 All right, let's wrap up, by the way. This clip is so fucking sick of Phil teeing off the 18th.

Speaker 6 This is what we missed.

Speaker 6 These dudes going nuts

Speaker 6 and everyone following them. 16 years since the last time he won a major situation.

Speaker 4 I'm going to go hold this sausage pizza underneath Paul's nose.

Speaker 6 Wait, wait, before you do that,

Speaker 6 let's do the Monday reading real quick. Okay.
All right. It's titled Sportsmanship, Not Disrespect.
The real story of what happened after playing table tennis with Hank. Okay.

Speaker 6 Who's it written by?

Speaker 6 Anonymous. Unnamed.

Speaker 6 You've all seen the clip by now. So I'm not sure how much of a backstory is needed.
Oh, I think we need a backstory. It was another thrilling three-set match against Hank inside Stoolstream Stadium.

Speaker 6 He was on the winning end of a marathon's first set, taking it 25-23. I settled in as the match went on, evening the series after a 21-9

Speaker 6 second set victory.

Speaker 4 And then came the third set, when I was fortunate enough to take that one in the series after a 21-14 win. But everyone is talking about our post-game handshake.

Speaker 4 When I went up to Hank and shook his hand after the final point, I walked away after, turned around, and saw that Hank was still down on the ground. So I decided to go back and attempt to help him up.

Speaker 4 I got in the position to do that.

Speaker 6 Hank just shook his head in disgust. Excuse me.

Speaker 4 Hank, can I finish?

Speaker 4 I got in the position to do that.

Speaker 4 He rejected my offer, and when I walked away,

Speaker 4 with the position I put myself in, it did look identical to the Alan Iverson movie.

Speaker 6 Nice, nice pointing it out. Nice pointing it out there, Jake.
I'm here to tell you that this was absolutely not the intention here.

Speaker 6 Could I have stayed to the side and offered my arm out? Sure. But that's not what happened.
And I get the hoop low over the position.

Speaker 6 I pride myself on being a positive person and having sportsmanship every time I compete. And that is what I was trying to do here.

Speaker 6 I'm sorry that Hank has to be on the other side of this as well, because as I mentioned before, that was not what I was going for. I was genuinely trying to help him up.
That's it.

Speaker 4 More importantly, for the second consecutive week, we had a $500 progressive jackpot winner. Congratulations to Steve Colb for cashing in and going perfect on his picks.

Speaker 6 And

Speaker 4 that's a deep drive to left field, like a 2-0 volume.

Speaker 6 That's the important part of this.

Speaker 6 I like how you brought up the Allen Iverson thing. I love that.

Speaker 6 Well, I'm not going to beat around the bush. It did look like it.

Speaker 6 What happened?

Speaker 4 I think you should also just remind people that you were merely positioning your hips in the most powerful stance possible so you could lift them up off the ground.

Speaker 6 Right. I was trying to help him off.

Speaker 4 You had squared your hips to his chin.

Speaker 7 I have no problem with anything, Jake.

Speaker 7 Well, no, I do have some problem with what he, but like, I, my issue is entirely with like babyface Jake pretending like it was sportsmanship and he was trying to get him.

Speaker 6 It was. No, no, it was no longer.
No, no, fucking walk. No, no, hey, no, hey, let me read this video.
Let me read the title. It's a psychopath.
Sportsman.

Speaker 6 There was a video that came out after, in fact, of him practicing. No one on the other side.

Speaker 6 He didn't search.

Speaker 6 No one matched to play before. So he was, he's just, you're a psychopath, Jake.

Speaker 7 You did what you did on purpose.

Speaker 6 Nope.

Speaker 7 You're, you're, it's all right. I had no problem with that as a competitor myself.
I know that's how it is, but I don't pretend to be a man.

Speaker 6 I'm not pretending to be

Speaker 7 a nerdy Jake Marsh when in reality, I'm a psychopath.

Speaker 6 I am not pretending. I'm not pretending.
Fucking love it, Jake. You can take my word.

Speaker 6 All right, before we

Speaker 6 wake up Biz to end the show for his number, I had another kid.

Speaker 4 Congrats on the sex. Thank you.

Speaker 6 It was awesome. Much recommended.
If you ever have a chance to have a child or two.

Speaker 6 How do you do that?

Speaker 6 We already covered that. We covered that.
We covered that.

Speaker 6 No, but the only thing that sucks, and I was talking to Hank about this when I got in the office today, is that it's also my who's back of the week should have been people gatekeeping my life, being like, there's nothing worse than I'll tweet about a Cubs game and they'll be like, bro, spend time with your family.

Speaker 6 It's like, listen, guys, I got it set up.

Speaker 6 I spend a lot of time with my family.

Speaker 4 Multiple screens, by the way.

Speaker 6 I love being a dad. It truly is better than anything else.
It's fucking awesome. It was the coolest thing ever having my son meet my daughter.

Speaker 6 He did, like, two minutes after he met her, go and get her a dog toy, being like, here,

Speaker 6 this is it. So I think he just thought, like, he was going to have another Stella.
That's honestly.

Speaker 4 That's honestly, like, the nicest thing ever, though, because in his brain, he thinks that the coolest thing that you can do for a friend, his best friend is probably Stella or a lot of them. Yep.

Speaker 4 Is to get one of their favorite toys.

Speaker 6 toys yes in his brain he was actually like this is good putting a crown on her head and he was very sweet and he was happy and then uh like five minutes later he tried to poke her in the eye i told her he couldn't do that and then he was like really mad at me but uh yeah it was cool uh everyone's healthy mom and baby girl are healthy how are you i'm i'm great very little sleep but i'm great uh i appreciate though everyone's uh

Speaker 6 Congrats and it was trending on Friday. It really does mean a lot.
I know I don't talk a lot about my private life, but when I do open it up, it's always nice that people are nice.

Speaker 6 So I really do appreciate that. And also shout out the one

Speaker 6 Stoole who stopped me on the street on Saturday. I was with my son, and he asked for a picture.
He looked like a better, taller.

Speaker 6 better looking taller version of billy football he asked me for a picture so i was like yeah sure and he went to grab his phone and he pulled out his phone and uh out popped a magnum condom so i I was like, well, that's cool, dude.

Speaker 6 That's sick. And I was like, yeah, your life is way different than mine.
That guy's the best. He's like, oh, I didn't mean to do that.
Also, I thought it was very... I don't want to hire you, dude.

Speaker 4 It was very

Speaker 4 selfless timing on your part. Yes.
Because Hank was trending on Twitter. Yes.
People discussing the step over heard around the world, and you immediately took that out of the equation.

Speaker 4 Like, that's teamwork as a podcast goes.

Speaker 6 So

Speaker 6 I know some people were asking, like, will there be a life part two with brisillo and titus funny enough we actually had it planned to tape on friday at one o'clock uh

Speaker 6 my my my uh daughter decided to show up on friday morning so we're gonna wait we're gonna hold off till we're all together possibly later this summer because it'll be better together we're gonna do it over zoom which would have sucked um so we'll do that guaranteed whether it comes a year from now six months two months we will do that podcast but uh seriously it was an awesome weekend for my family, and I appreciate everyone's kind words.

Speaker 6 And yeah, being a dad is the best. And my son also just broke the

Speaker 6 picking up the rocks and handing them to me like they're pieces of gold record on Sunday morning at the park. Oh, yeah.
No big deal.

Speaker 6 I basically,

Speaker 6 he's going to be an archaeologist?

Speaker 4 Yeah,

Speaker 4 that's fossils.

Speaker 6 Yeah. What's rocks? Geologist.
Geologist. Geologist.
Geologist.

Speaker 4 I had a professor in college who taught geology, and his name was Rocky. Yeah.

Speaker 6 I thought that was kind of cool. They call it Rocks for Jocks.
Rocks for Jocks. Yeah.
Oh. The science class.

Speaker 6 Do you think Mellow?

Speaker 6 Oh, what if we took the same piece? I think it was Geo103 or 110. I thought she was a sound.
That would be wild if he took it. Yeah.

Speaker 4 I thought you were talking about crack.

Speaker 6 Oh, no. Kamar Odom took that one.
No. No.
All right, let's see if we can wake him up. So

Speaker 6 PFT, if you're watching on YouTube, please subscribe on the YouTube. PFT is putting a piece of pizza in his

Speaker 6 nose. nose.
Oh, oh, he's sniffing.

Speaker 6 He's humming.

Speaker 6 He's moving.

Speaker 6 Biz!

Speaker 6 My thank you.

Speaker 6 What'd he say? Pizza.

Speaker 7 Pick a number between one and a half.

Speaker 6 Biz, pick a number. Pick a number.

Speaker 6 12. 12.
12. Hey, Biz, did you hear what happened with Connor McDavid? No.
They lost. Tell him.
They lost 4-1 in a 4-1 lead.

Speaker 4 Yes, they did. And then he destroyed a water bottle after the game.
Mike Trout is trending on Twitter right now because McDavid lost. Yep.

Speaker 6 Biz, any words? Did you listen to the show, Biz?

Speaker 4 They lost.

Speaker 6 All right, give me 18.

Speaker 6 46 not eligible for those picking up. 99.

Speaker 4 Leaves at 86.

Speaker 6 Oh, he said 012!

Speaker 6 It's

Speaker 6 fucked. 19.
19. One away.
I wish we had gotten them.

Speaker 4 I saw 12 dancing around up here. I did too.

Speaker 6 It was.

Speaker 6 You should probably go home.

Speaker 4 Jake, do you have a.

Speaker 6 I'll still be here for a few years. Let's go to journalism fact.
Journalism fact? Yeah.

Speaker 6 Dick Clark was a huge fan of the Flintstones, and he once purchased a $3.5 million estate in Malibu, California that was

Speaker 6 bedrock-inspired.

Speaker 6 There's nothing worse than

Speaker 6 having someone doing a full podcast that you thought was a banger and having someone sleep through the entire thing.

Speaker 6 Like, that's such an ego check on us.

Speaker 4 Love you guys.

Speaker 4 I'm talking away.

Speaker 4 Though I know what I meant to say, I'd say, anyway,

Speaker 6 days have not a day to find you. Shy ain't away.

Speaker 6 Though I've been crying for your love, okay.

Speaker 6 Shy ain't away.

Speaker 6 No, I've been crying for your love of King. Take

Speaker 6 on

Speaker 6 me.

Speaker 6 Take

Speaker 6 me

Speaker 6 on.

Speaker 6 I'll be

Speaker 6 gone.

Speaker 6 Look at it all day.

Speaker 6 Needless to say,

Speaker 6 I've all said it, but he's so little way.

Speaker 6 Lovely love and the one is okay.

Speaker 6 Say after me.

Speaker 6 It's no better to be safe than sorry. Say after me.

Speaker 6 It's no better to be safe than sorry. Take

Speaker 6 on

Speaker 6 me.

Speaker 6 Take

Speaker 6 me

Speaker 6 up.

Speaker 6 I'll be gone

Speaker 6 in a day or two.

Speaker 6 All the things that you say,

Speaker 6 little I hope. Just to play my worries away.

Speaker 6 You're all the things I've got to remember.

Speaker 6 You're shying away.

Speaker 6 I'll be coming for you anyway.

Speaker 6 He's shining away.

Speaker 6 I'll be coming for you anyway. Take on

Speaker 6 me.

Speaker 6 Take

Speaker 6 me

Speaker 6 up.

Speaker 6 I'll be

Speaker 6 gone

Speaker 6 in a day.

Speaker 6 I'll be

Speaker 6 gone

Speaker 6 inner day.