Waka Flocka Flame, Sweet 16 Is Set And Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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Speaker 10 On today's part of my take, we have Wakaflock of Flame.

Speaker 13 Awesome interview with him.

Speaker 9 Very cool guy.

Speaker 14 He was awesome.

Speaker 15 I like him.

Speaker 16 I want to be friends with him.

Speaker 17 I want him in the studio. I also want him.

Speaker 9 I feel like we could

Speaker 17 could just vibe. In our studio.

Speaker 19 We got to get on a track.

Speaker 20 We got to get on our track.

Speaker 17 We're shadowing, but also not exercising.

Speaker 16 Just saying Sonny Digital.

Speaker 9 Whenever we drop Sonny Digital to anyone, and they're like, what? Like, yeah. It's cool.

Speaker 17 It was honestly like when we said Sonny Digital to him, the surprise that he had, I felt a little disrespected. Like, we don't look like we could be best friends at Sonny Digital.

Speaker 13 Yeah, it was awesome. All right, so we got that.

Speaker 9 We got some wrap-up of the first two rounds.

Speaker 18 We had our Monday tournament, which was very bizarre feeling-wise.

Speaker 22 But we have our Sweet 16 set, uh, Hot Seat Cool Throne, FAQs, Stay Woke on Shrimp and Cinnamon Toast Crunch from Billy Football, who is back with us.

Speaker 26 I know everyone missed him.

Speaker 29 I got a bunch of tweets, so uh, we're gonna have a great show, it's gonna be a great one.

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Speaker 35 Today is Wednesday, March 24th, and I have officially entered college basketball withdrawal.

Speaker 31 My body's shaking.

Speaker 17 The schedule was weird because Monday, it felt like a Monday night football game when you have something to look forward to all day that first day back at work. And then on Tuesday, there's no Mac.

Speaker 17 You love the Mac.

Speaker 17 I always appreciated it as kind of like a

Speaker 17 hair of the dog from the weekend.

Speaker 37 Yes.

Speaker 17 A little football to get you out of all the football. And so there should be a basketball game on.
Jake pointed out that, was it the CBA?

Speaker 28 CBI?

Speaker 17 CBI.

Speaker 10 CBI.

Speaker 12 Please don't disrespect me.

Speaker 17 I'm sorry.

Speaker 17 I'm more of whatever one the pineapple tournament was.

Speaker 10 Bellarmine is playing tonight.

Speaker 23 I bet on Bellarmine on Monday.

Speaker 9 I say it how I want to say.

Speaker 12 I got yelled at the beginning of the season. I'll say it how I want.

Speaker 23 Where is Bellarmine?

Speaker 38 I think in North Kentucky.

Speaker 38 Yeah, it's in

Speaker 9 Kentucky. Louisville, yeah.

Speaker 23 Okay.

Speaker 25 Bellarmine is going to be playing tonight.

Speaker 4 I'm excited for that game.

Speaker 40 So, yeah, no, there was.

Speaker 41 I woke up today and I was like, wait. We don't just have college basketball forever.

Speaker 42 I actually thought about it.

Speaker 10 How many more days could you have done that?

Speaker 44 I probably would have had one more day in me just eating garbage and watching college basketball wall to wall.

Speaker 45 And then I would have been like, all right, I need to go back to regular life.

Speaker 23 It's essentially, it was like a four or five day bachelor party when you're on a bachelor party and you have that moment and you look around and you're like, should we just like get a place together and just do this all the time?

Speaker 9 And then you wake up the next morning, you're like, holy fuck, I need to go back to my family and my regular life and just like try to sleep a little bit and drink some water and do regular people things.

Speaker 17 So me and Hank and Bubba, we got out of there on Monday morning and that's the move, just like a bachelor degree, not staying that extra day, coming back, kind of felt like a normal human.

Speaker 17 But there's something about being really lazy that makes you feel lazier. You know, like I was exhausted from doing absolutely nothing all weekend except, well, I wasn't doing nothing.

Speaker 17 You know what? Self-care is important.

Speaker 17 I was actually mentally stimulating myself the entire time. I was thinking very hard using critical analysis.

Speaker 17 I was working very hard at doing nothing, but you still, even though you don't do shit all day, you feel exhausted. I felt more tired than if I had run like a half marathon.

Speaker 9 Easily.

Speaker 37 Easily. But we're going to pick up the pieces.

Speaker 18 We've got Sweet 16 on Saturday, Sunday, Elite Eight, Monday, Tuesday.

Speaker 36 So Monday's games, it was like

Speaker 52 everything was restored.

Speaker 46 The craziness of this tournament, and then you went to Monday, and you're like, oh, yeah, some of these teams are really good for a reason.

Speaker 12 Blowouts left and right.

Speaker 1 The good teams advance. Michigan advances.
Gonzaga advances.

Speaker 53 You know, Michigan was in a little bit of a fight, but Gonzaga was pretty easy.

Speaker 54 Oregon, Pac-12.

Speaker 2 Bill Walton, we need to get Bill Walton somehow involved.

Speaker 56 Like, we need to get him to Indy because this is what he has been.

Speaker 1 The Pac-12 has been down for a little bit here.

Speaker 10 He's been just saying conference of champions, just fighting through it.

Speaker 26 And now, after a college basketball season where all the stories were the Big Ten and the Big 12 are by far and away the best conferences and the ACC is having a down year and all this stuff.

Speaker 7 The Pac-12 has four teams in the Sweet 16, and the Big 12 and the Big Ten each have one.

Speaker 17 Billy was right picking two big, big Pac-12 teams, right?

Speaker 15 That's not in the same region.

Speaker 9 But those weren't Pac-12.

Speaker 37 He didn't take any Pac-12.

Speaker 17 Okay, yeah, Gonzaga's not. I talked myself into the take.

Speaker 59 It was a Bill Walton move.

Speaker 58 Okay, yeah.

Speaker 17 So Bill Walton is actually, I saw him get some shit online today. I saw somebody saying that Bill Walton is actually a bad, he's the reason why no one respects the Pac-12.

Speaker 17 Yes, exactly. He's the biggest cheerleader you have.

Speaker 9 The Conference of Champions is what he says over and over.

Speaker 17 He's incepted us into thinking that the Pac-12 is actually the Conference of Champions, and now he's incepted the teams themselves into believing in themselves so much that they are now advancing to potentially become the Conference of Champions.

Speaker 51 No, Larry Scott was the reason why, and he's gone.

Speaker 29 So the Pac-12 is officially back.

Speaker 17 Pac-12 is back big time.

Speaker 17 The Last of the Blue Bloods is out. Yep.
Kansas Kansas is gone.

Speaker 10 First time since, what was it, 1979, I think, that Duke, UNC, Kansas, and North Carolina aren't in the Sweet 16. One of those four is not in the Sweet 16.
There's

Speaker 12 the sum of the all seeds is it's the most ever with 94 5.88 average.

Speaker 22 But the craziest part about this tournament, and it's actually, I'm going to say it, like there's some people like, oh, it doesn't feel real because there's no crowds on this.

Speaker 1 This might be the best tournament just from the simple fact that you have awesome stories because this happens with March Madness where we root for upsets, but then when the upsets go too far, we're like, hey, this kind of sucks because they're eventually going to get blown out by the really good teams.

Speaker 47 So we have the upsets, but we also have the really good teams too, because you have the highest sum of seeds ever.

Speaker 46 And then you have two ones and two twos and a three still alive.

Speaker 1 So it's actually the perfect bracket in terms of some really fun stories and also some really fucking good teams that were really good all year that are showing it.

Speaker 10 Like Alabama, Gonzaga, Michigan were three of the top 10 teams pretty much all season. And to have them in the Sweet 16 is great.

Speaker 3 And it's also great to have Loyal Chicago and Oregon State and Oral Roberts and like these other fun stories.

Speaker 17 Do you think that we should reseed after the second round? Like us personally, not the tournament, obviously. Yeah, I'll do it right now.
Okay, let's reseed. We've got Gonzaga against Creighton.

Speaker 17 That's a one against...

Speaker 35 That's one.

Speaker 41 Creighton's first Sweet 16 ever, which, by the way, shout out to whoever was doing the PR for Creighton because that's something I did not realize when they're like, yeah, this is the first time in the current setup of the tournament that Creighton has made it to the Sweet 16.

Speaker 10 If you had asked me that question, I would have said they've been to at least five.

Speaker 17 Well, just through the Dougie McBucket series. Right.
You're like, they definitely won a championship at some point. So I have Gonzag as a one, and then I'll put Creighton as a seven.

Speaker 62 No, I think what we got to do is reseed the whole. So do it the other way.

Speaker 47 Do it.

Speaker 10 Oral Roberts is the 16 seed, the only 16 seed.

Speaker 28 It should be 1 through 16.

Speaker 56 Oral Roberts is 16.

Speaker 17 I'm bumping Moyola up to the 4.

Speaker 1 No, no. What I'm saying is

Speaker 1 only 1 through 16 is left.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 9 Power between the two.

Speaker 5 You think they're the fourth best team.

Speaker 9 I'm putting them as

Speaker 17 Sister Gene the Witch.

Speaker 63 This actually is terrible podcasting because we didn't plan this.

Speaker 38 I see what you guys are trying to do, but it's not organized at all.

Speaker 9 Yeah, let's cancel this.

Speaker 42 Let's cancel it. We can tweet it out.

Speaker 55 Okay, you know what? You do.

Speaker 47 You reseed them. You reseed him for us.

Speaker 38 Okay, I'll tweet it out tomorrow.

Speaker 10 Give us just a taste, though.

Speaker 38 Gonzaga versus Oral Roberts is the 116 game. Baylor against Oregon State's the 16th.

Speaker 9 He's ready for this. I'm just ready.

Speaker 38 No, I like this.

Speaker 38 Michigan versus.

Speaker 62 Oh, we have three ones.

Speaker 36 I said two ones.

Speaker 9 We have three ones. Yeah,

Speaker 38 Michigan's the three. Syracuse is the 14.

Speaker 38 Let's go with Bama the four seed, and the 13's got to be UCLA.

Speaker 45 He's doing it right now.

Speaker 60 This is great.

Speaker 38 The five is going to be Alabama. Yep.
The 12 is probably

Speaker 9 Villanova. Oregon.
Creighton? Oregon. Oregon, okay.

Speaker 42 The six, we can do

Speaker 8 Arkansas

Speaker 56 against Creighton.

Speaker 9 Okay. 7-10.

Speaker 17 I think the committee got it wrong.

Speaker 9 Villanova, USC. Okay.

Speaker 30 Oh, I think it's the other way around.

Speaker 9 Yeah, yeah. I would actually say

Speaker 17 I would have Arkansas over Syracuse and Alabama.

Speaker 58 Oh, I forgot about Houston.

Speaker 55 No, he does.

Speaker 9 Wait, I forgot about Houston.

Speaker 17 No, he said that he had Arkansas as the sixth.

Speaker 9 Yes, Syracuse is as the 14.

Speaker 17 Oh, I thought he said the four. No, 14.

Speaker 9 He's a big jet. Okay, I was like, why aren't we pulling him out?

Speaker 9 No, I forgot about Houston.

Speaker 39 Again, this is the worst radio ever.

Speaker 38 I'll type it out. I'll type it out.

Speaker 9 But that was Hugh Seasons. Houston's out of five.

Speaker 1 That was us doing our Mike Francesa bit on Pardon My Take.

Speaker 17 That was just us naming colleges for about five minutes consecutively.

Speaker 66 Okay, so other thoughts.

Speaker 62 So it is like the perfect.

Speaker 24 The fact that we have these crazy stories with Oral Roberts and Oregon State, and then, like I said, I misspoke, two ones.

Speaker 56 It's three ones.

Speaker 54 Makes it awesome.

Speaker 24 Now, Jake, do you have your updated any one-shining moments that were added from Monday?

Speaker 23 The shoe game from Ohio has to be it.

Speaker 9 Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 28 The fact that he was playing with two different shoes.

Speaker 67 Why didn't he just put on the new pair?

Speaker 9 I don't know.

Speaker 36 So he broke one of his shoes, and they had a new pair on the sideline, and he just took the Wright's shoe

Speaker 52 from the new pair, and he's wearing two different shoes if i did that i would have to lay down for a week it was don't fuck your back it looked so stupid too because it was a gray shoe it looked like a kicker yeah so i think that probably gets thrown in there maybe yeah maybe um

Speaker 38 so while we were recording on sunday night cade cunningham had this ridiculous stretch where he saved the ball from going out of bounds made a three and then made another or assisted on another three he had like two they had two threes in like six seconds so that highlights going to get in um and then it's going to be a little montage of Alabama making threes against Maryland because they made, I think, like 16 or 17 last night.

Speaker 22 Yeah, that was crazy.

Speaker 36 Alabama,

Speaker 31 they're spider-blown.

Speaker 23 They could chew their way to the championship.

Speaker 38 Luca Garza crying and hugging Fran McCaffrey.

Speaker 60 That was sad. Yeah, very sad.
Very sad.

Speaker 38 That's it so far because Monday was all blowouts, bunch of chalk.

Speaker 15 It was a bunch of chalk.

Speaker 17 So, yeah.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 31 All right.

Speaker 18 So, yeah, Luca Garza definitely has to be on there.

Speaker 9 And maybe, I mean, Kansas getting whooped the way they did was Isaiah went off for USC.

Speaker 24 Yes, the Mobley brothers.

Speaker 9 Yeah. His dad's a coach.

Speaker 17 I also like, I like Turgeon after the game.

Speaker 47 Turjin after the game.

Speaker 17 He basically said, like, this was as good as a national championship for us this year.

Speaker 17 And then went through the list of all the guys that they had out and how many different guys they had playing out of position. It's like, this is the best team.

Speaker 17 Sounds like he's the best team I've ever coached.

Speaker 45 He's basically applying for his job again.

Speaker 17 Yes, yes. He's like, technically, he did the thing that we do with like Bill Belchic.
This is my best coaching job that I've ever done.

Speaker 50 I do think if you're a Maryland fan, that's like losing in the tournament sucks, but losing like Rutgers did sucked way more than how Maryland lost, where it was like no one, like Alabama was so good on Monday night, they could have beaten an NBA team.

Speaker 17 Yeah, that's the spin zone he should have gone with. It's just like we ran into a team that I had on my board as being the best team in the country.

Speaker 58 That's what he should have said.

Speaker 68 Right, right, exactly.

Speaker 50 The other, we also had a shout out Mick Cronin.

Speaker 36 Yeah, Mick Cronin And Hep.

Speaker 17 Putting it together, putting it together right now.

Speaker 44 Dude, the Pack 2 has been awesome.

Speaker 17 Listen, apparently, if you're born in Cincinnati or you spend more than two years in Cincinnati, you become an excellent college basketball coach.

Speaker 39 Yeah, they were.

Speaker 29 Well, that was also what I was saying earlier about how when you have the lower seeds go a little too far, it kind of ruins it.

Speaker 47 That UCLA Aveline Christian game was the perfect example where you watched it and everyone on UCLA was like a foot taller.

Speaker 60 Yeah. Like,

Speaker 9 this doesn't work.

Speaker 65 Like, if they had picked teams,

Speaker 28 it was so unfair.

Speaker 17 It takes a certain type of matchup to have two of the Cinderellas play against each other and for it to still feel like another big game. Right.

Speaker 17 In this case, it didn't really feel like another big game.

Speaker 17 But Oregon State and Loyola, that feels like a big game to me. Yes.

Speaker 17 It's the eight against the 12, but it does feel, by the way, those teams played in the first two rounds, that feels like it's a 4-5.

Speaker 10 Since we are a pro Rick Petino podcast now, I just want to say

Speaker 28 I think his quote was fantastic.

Speaker 10 I don't know if you guys saw, he said that if Coach Cow went to the pros today and Kentucky respectfully called me, I would say that's the greatest honor in the world, but I'm very happy I'm staying at Iona.

Speaker 17 It's all class.

Speaker 9 So that's class.

Speaker 49 To hypothetically be offered the Kentucky job out of thin air, even though Kentucky would never offer him the job again.

Speaker 9 To turn it down

Speaker 9 is all class. Careful.

Speaker 36 It's all class.

Speaker 17 No, I think that there's a good chance that Rick Petino gets offered the Kentucky job and he will turn it down. I think he's going to be in Iona for the long haul.

Speaker 59 I would just like to comment. I'm a huge Rick Petino fan.
Yeah. Always have been.

Speaker 9 Well, you're a security, so yeah.

Speaker 59 Well, I just want to know.

Speaker 17 I've noticed that a lot of the media out there is taking some pot shots. I've seen a lot of tweets about Rick Petino saying things like,

Speaker 17 this can't be the Rick Petino redemption tour because he got into the NCAA tournament. Yeah, it is.

Speaker 17 He took a team that had COVID all year after spending a year in Greece coaching those guys up and came and he took that small school back to the NCAA tournament. He went dancing, okay?

Speaker 17 So please put respect on Rick Petino's name.

Speaker 9 I have been for a long time.

Speaker 17 It's just sad to see people in the media joking about him. It's like this guy puts his heart and his soul into his job.

Speaker 14 Easily.

Speaker 25 Hank, you want to say something nice about Rick Petino?

Speaker 19 Okay, thanks. Providence.
Providence.

Speaker 31 Oh, Providence. There you go.

Speaker 9 That's nice.

Speaker 10 You respect you. Well, I mean, you're a big East guy through and through.

Speaker 9 Right, right.

Speaker 31 Rick Petino's career ended when he left Providence.

Speaker 9 Exactly.

Speaker 9 According to you.

Speaker 55 Anything else before we do hot seat?

Speaker 42 Oh, I saw

Speaker 28 Pro Days are obviously back.

Speaker 23 Najee Harris, so he, what, he drove nine hours because his flight got canceled?

Speaker 17 Yeah, just to gas up his stories.

Speaker 9 Yeah, he wasn't even participating.

Speaker 65 So everyone was saying football guy, but like, wait, he wasn't participating?

Speaker 9 No. Oh.

Speaker 19 You're just going to support his teammates.

Speaker 9 Yeah, just to prove it.

Speaker 7 Who hasn't driven somewhere when their flight got canceled?

Speaker 36 That wasn't that crazy.

Speaker 10 I think that to get full, like, this guy guy wants it more, you have to sleep in your car at least one night.

Speaker 9 No, it's not even participants.

Speaker 17 He wasn't wanting more.

Speaker 12 He was just going?

Speaker 17 He went there because his teammates were going to be doing their pro day. He wanted to be there to lead them.

Speaker 9 Be there to help

Speaker 9 football.

Speaker 17 It's not a football guy. It's a Kings move.

Speaker 9 It's a good teammate.

Speaker 17 Kings helping Kings move. Yeah.

Speaker 19 Cheerleader move.

Speaker 9 Cheerleader move.

Speaker 17 I like what Bo Nick said, Auburn quarterback Bo Nick said.

Speaker 17 There's really nothing that you can do about the criticism, to be honest. Everyone's always going to have something to say, positive or negative.

Speaker 17 One thing that always sticks out to me, even going to the cross jesus had people talking bad about him so if they were talking bad about him they're gonna consistently talk bad about me that's for sure why was bonix talking uh because they were asking at his pro day he's he's not he's not

Speaker 17 he's a sophomore oh well it was after this it was during an interview this year got it got it i was like bonix it was inserting himself into pro days his last and i don't he's not gonna be a pro oh yeah he's gonna get drafted somebody's gonna draft bonix just based on his name only he's he's not shown it yet um I think we should have, by the way, we should have pro days for everyone because

Speaker 23 it's the greatest pump-up.

Speaker 22 You basically get to hang out at your home facility, throw to your receivers, do just your drills.

Speaker 10 Like a lot of these pro days for quarterbacks, they just go out there, they throw the same routes they've been throwing forever, they throw it deep a few times, and everyone's like, holy shit, he impressed his pro day.

Speaker 7 We should have pro days where some scouts come and sit in here and we just tell jokes and they laugh, and it's like, well, good job, guys.

Speaker 17 Yeah, there was, dude, I think I'm in love with Rondell Moore, by the way, from Purdue. Yeah, he's awesome.
5'7. Yes, he's awesome.
He measured up at 5'7. He's been awesome.

Speaker 47 Yeah, but he's him in his bell.

Speaker 17 He squats 600 pounds.

Speaker 47 Yeah, no, he's a beast. Yeah.

Speaker 23 You draft him as a playmaker.

Speaker 17 That's his position. Offensive weapon.

Speaker 25 Yeah, it doesn't running back, wide receiver, because I know some people are like, oh, we'll make him a running back.

Speaker 14 He's a wide receiver, but he's a playmaker first and foremost.

Speaker 17 That's a guy that you get the ball in his hands. You know what he does? Two things.
One, he's a matchup nightmare.

Speaker 17 Two, he keeps opposing defensive coordinators up up at night.

Speaker 28 You just have to, all you have to do if you're an offensive coordinator is you got to draft him and then get him in space.

Speaker 9 That's it.

Speaker 55 I would just.

Speaker 30 If you do want, if you draft Rondell Moore, get him in space, Super Bowl.

Speaker 17 We're trying to get more touches with Rondell Moore.

Speaker 28 That's all it takes.

Speaker 24 What do you say, Billy, from your pro day?

Speaker 31 You should have a pro day.

Speaker 54 You never got a pro day.

Speaker 9 I never did.

Speaker 47 You got robbed of your pro day.

Speaker 59 But what could have been?

Speaker 17 We'll script out your throws.

Speaker 9 Yes. Actually.
We'll run the routes for you.

Speaker 17 Billy, you have like unlimited upside, really, because there's no college tape of you playing quarterback.

Speaker 9 Like zero college tape.

Speaker 58 Like actually zero. There's none.

Speaker 17 I know. But you were so highly touted coming out of high school that this is a guy that, like, Billy is a project quarterback.

Speaker 17 He's got the, you know what you are, Billy?

Speaker 9 You're raw.

Speaker 7 Very. You got the raw tools.
Get my hands on you.

Speaker 40 Get him in camp.

Speaker 17 Get you working with like a veteran offensive coordinator.

Speaker 17 You know what we need to get him?

Speaker 59 Quarterback guru. I have put Jordan Palmer football in my rear view playing football.

Speaker 9 No, Billy, don't say that.

Speaker 59 Sometimes you got to leave it alone.

Speaker 65 Are you officially retiring right now?

Speaker 53 Have you filed the paperwork?

Speaker 22 Are you officially retiring right now?

Speaker 9 No. No.
No, you're not.

Speaker 40 By the way, Billy, I haven't seen you in a few days.

Speaker 7 I noticed that on Sunday night we didn't get I Love You Guys text.

Speaker 41 What happened there?

Speaker 49 Did you not get drunk enough or did you get too drunk?

Speaker 59 No, I was actually doing work.

Speaker 17 All right, so Billy told me when I got back to the office on Monday that he actually fell asleep.

Speaker 20 Oh,

Speaker 9 I wanted the I love you guys. I love the I love you guys.

Speaker 23 The mountains were blue. I had to be lying about.

Speaker 9 Yeah, I was just doing some stuff.

Speaker 40 I love the I love you guys text.

Speaker 9 They will come. All right, good.

Speaker 17 What do you think Jordan Palmer does right after the draft, after he's done quarterback guruing his quarterbacks that he's been hired to work with?

Speaker 14 He just does a bunch of radio interviews where he's like, look at all the guys that got trapped.

Speaker 17 So, okay, that's the time of year that we need to get with Jordan Palmer and have him work with Billy.

Speaker 17 He's free slate, open schedule. Would you come out of retirement for that, Billy?

Speaker 59 To be honest, guys, my shoulder's pretty shot.

Speaker 9 Billy, come on.

Speaker 59 Because when I stopped playing quarterback, it was okay.

Speaker 52 How great would that be, though? Pro days?

Speaker 49 Like, an accountant gets a pro day, and they just sit there and they just do, I don't know what accountants do, like Excel sheets or something.

Speaker 10 And so they just invite everyone over and they just sit there and they type in, like, oh, good job.

Speaker 12 Like, did you see that?

Speaker 3 One fuck per minute. Yeah.

Speaker 9 It's not fast.

Speaker 17 They can give you some numbers to hide.

Speaker 9 A bartender's pro day.

Speaker 52 Like,

Speaker 46 everyone should get a chance at their own pro day just to gas them up.

Speaker 17 You know who I really love when they do their like stunt tricks and shit on TikTok is like construction workers. When it's like, look how great this guy is at driving and fence posts.

Speaker 17 And he does like 10 in a minute. That guy should have a pro day.
Yes.

Speaker 18 I also, I realized that the first thought I had was accountant because

Speaker 9 my brain, I've been so out of the real world for so long that my brain is like a children's book where it's like, well, you got accountants, you got lawyers, you got police officers, firefighters, teachers, nurses, and that's it.

Speaker 17 A postman. That's it.

Speaker 61 There's, and then you have a society.

Speaker 17 Yeah, there's, you always got to toss in like the postman and the milkman.

Speaker 9 Those are always in the cartoon books.

Speaker 52 That's, that's pretty much all I got.

Speaker 55 I'm trying to, a lifeguard?

Speaker 9 Uh-huh. You got to have a lifeguard.

Speaker 74 Crossing guard. Crossing guard.

Speaker 17 Garbage guy.

Speaker 9 Garbage guy.

Speaker 17 Just anything that's in a Richard Scary book.

Speaker 9 No, yeah,

Speaker 7 there are 10 jobs in my brain.

Speaker 58 Teacher?

Speaker 28 Teacher, yeah.

Speaker 7 Teachers, teachers are for sure there.

Speaker 17 Teacher slash athlete. There was that list that came out today where they asked kids, what do you want to do when they grow up? And people were getting mad at it online.

Speaker 17 People are like, kids are so unrealistic because the top jobs that they want are like vlogger, YouTuber, singer, actor, athlete slash teacher. And then way down was like lawyer and doctor.

Speaker 17 It's like, yeah, do you want kids to be grown up being like, I really want to be a lawyer? Yeah. No,

Speaker 17 you want kids growing up to want jobs that Kanye West would talk about his guidance counselor telling him he was insane for dreaming of.

Speaker 47 Right.

Speaker 17 You want kids to, you're trying to take away the kids' jobs of doing nothing except for talking into a camera on YouTube and making millions of dollars.

Speaker 17 That's that's the best job in the world to have.

Speaker 10 You get, you, you decide that you want to be a lawyer when you go to college and you suck at math and you're like, well, guess I'll be a lawyer.

Speaker 15 Yeah.

Speaker 24 That's when that that's when that realization

Speaker 17 you have a couple friends that are like, you're really good at being an asshole in arguments.

Speaker 9 Yeah, like you ought to be a lawyer. You never lose.

Speaker 47 Yeah, you're good at debating.

Speaker 39 You should be a lawyer.

Speaker 13 And then they become a lawyer and then they hate their life.

Speaker 59 Spin zone, all the jobs on the kids list, can't automate them.

Speaker 58 That's true.

Speaker 17 Vlogger?

Speaker 9 Can't automate them.

Speaker 17 Somebody's going to automate my job one day.

Speaker 17 You just have a Hitler button and a Jesus button.

Speaker 3 Hit it over and over.

Speaker 17 Smash it.

Speaker 9 Smash them.

Speaker 42 All right, let's go hot seat cool throne.

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Speaker 61 Anything else just wouldn't be proper.

Speaker 46 Hank, hot seat coolter on.

Speaker 19 My hot seat is Bleacher Report.

Speaker 9 Uh-oh.

Speaker 19 They're cash cows. Lamello Ball and LeBron James both got injured for a significant time.

Speaker 9 Yeah. What happened to LeBron?

Speaker 10 Way to try to steal the NCAA tournament, LeBron, by getting injured.

Speaker 48 Seriously.

Speaker 17 He got rolled up on, was it Solomon Hill?

Speaker 9 And then he drove on a loose ball and then assaulted that chair?

Speaker 17 Yeah, and then LeBron rolled over and acted like he got his foot caught in a bear trap. And so he's got a high ankle sprain, so he's going to be out for a little bit.

Speaker 9 He started complaining yet.

Speaker 19 He just found out he might be able to come back at the very end of the season, but

Speaker 19 they're going to have to reevaluate in like a month or something.

Speaker 17 I thought it was a clean play by Solomon Hill. He's getting dragged online a little bit.
He had to tweet

Speaker 17 RIP. I think his hashtag was RIP to the Minchins, though, when he apologized at LeBron because he was getting harassed online.
It's just a good, clean, Chiano Man play.

Speaker 19 Well, LeBron was doing the thing where he takes time off every year and then, in retrospect, is complaining about how he hasn't won MVP.

Speaker 19 So, all his teammates were like, LeBron, won MVP, LeBron, won MVP, and then he got injured, so no MVP for him.

Speaker 9 What are you going to do?

Speaker 13 You can't vote for him to be MVP. How many gives you a mission?

Speaker 19 Right, but I'm sure in like five years, you know, people will be like, He should have won MVP in 2012.

Speaker 9 Sorry.

Speaker 17 Are you concerned that maybe he's going to have to go on painkillers and that'll affect his day-to-day duties running the Red Sox?

Speaker 9 Yeah, you forgot about that tension.

Speaker 9 I just could be.

Speaker 17 He should come out for his next game with blood on his sock from where he got rolled up on, like Kurt Schilling, as an homage to his favorite team.

Speaker 19 Then, my cool throw-in, I have a couple. First one is merch, Death Taxes Oral.

Speaker 9 The shirt that no one's going to wear, but we're going to put out there.

Speaker 17 We're putting out, it's going to be, I think, a limited release. I think we're doing 50 of them.

Speaker 17 And strictly so that we can't be like, oh, shit, no one's buying this shirt because there are 50 of them. But if they win two more games,

Speaker 17 we're dropping it hot to the entire public. Yeah,

Speaker 26 we were talking about it.

Speaker 36 That shirt is someone will buy a bunch of people will buy it in the

Speaker 50 moment, and then when it arrives like a few days later, yeah, we're that fast with shipping.

Speaker 54 It arrives a few days later, they're like, wait, I can't wear this anywhere.

Speaker 37 Yeah, wait, what do you have it?

Speaker 69 It's like the Bone Zone when I sold the Bone Zone shirts.

Speaker 12 Could we send a Ken Bones moment?

Speaker 17 Could we send a bunch of those to the actual team? You think they'd wear it?

Speaker 15 Probably not because they are

Speaker 3 super Christian, and yeah,

Speaker 36 they don't make those jokes.

Speaker 47 Well, it's not a joke. It's just

Speaker 17 what's the joke? Yeah, right. What's the joke? Right.

Speaker 19 Mouth of the Cool Throne is brackets.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 19 So I put this out a few weeks ago. I said on Twitter, I was like, is Rocks, Paper, Scissors, Shoot a game of skill or a game of luck?

Speaker 12 Wait, weren't you hating on brackets?

Speaker 19 Yeah, but then I realized after this week, I was had so much fun filling out my bracket, and it was just like when my bracket got busted, I was so heartbroken.

Speaker 19 I was like, damn, I wish I had a chance to fill out another bracket that I could track. And we've done that for you.
We have a rock, paper, scissors, shoot bracket that's live today.

Speaker 19 People in the office are going to be competing. You guys will be competing.

Speaker 9 Wait, we are competing.

Speaker 14 Yes.

Speaker 17 Billy, but Hank's a little puppet master.

Speaker 59 Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Got it.

Speaker 9 You have to win 10 games. You have to win 10 games.

Speaker 10 Yeah, but you see what just happened? Right.

Speaker 47 That was easy. Right.

Speaker 10 I hit faster than Jose took a dive.

Speaker 17 So it's 10 people?

Speaker 19 It's 32 people.

Speaker 9 What?

Speaker 19 32 teams, yeah. 32 team bracket, and it's going to go for the next few weeks.

Speaker 17 Tongue Town Bob should absolutely have an Oral Roberts shirt.

Speaker 19 He's not in the bracket. Fucking.

Speaker 28 That was a. You just got that joke.

Speaker 9 What?

Speaker 36 Tongue Sound. I love Tongue Sound Bob.

Speaker 45 He's my burner person.

Speaker 3 Can we get him in?

Speaker 19 No.

Speaker 17 Come on. BFD is right.
Just for the Oral Roberts shirt.

Speaker 19 All right, I'll consider it. No.

Speaker 9 What the fuck?

Speaker 46 He could take my spot.

Speaker 9 Okay. All right, perfect.
He's in. All right.
Is that anything?

Speaker 9 Yeah, I had two.

Speaker 17 Okay, my hot seat is toxic masculinity because Jameis Winston cried today. Jameis Winston is not afraid to cry.

Speaker 17 He was talking about Drew Brees and how Drew Brees mentored him and how lucky he was to learn from Drew Brees all last year.

Speaker 17 This is very bad news for the NFC South because Jameis Winston has learned empathy. That was the one skill set that was missing in his toolkit.

Speaker 9 And he learned to. He's seeing linebackers.

Speaker 17 Well, that's what I'm saying. He's learned to acknowledge that there are other people that exist in the world, including linebackers.
So now that he's aware of that, look out.

Speaker 17 You're all in big trouble.

Speaker 45 I like it.

Speaker 16 I like seeing some emotion from the leader of the Saints now.

Speaker 17 Yeah, and they said that it's going to be an open quarterback competition. Yeah, no duh.
You really only have one quarterback on the team.

Speaker 3 And you have a gimmick guy who you're going to pay $140 million to.

Speaker 17 Not actually.

Speaker 17 My other hot seat is Cody Parky because the Browns during the draft are having...

Speaker 17 They're having people. I don't know if it's technically an open tryout, but they're having people go down on the field to kick field goals through the uprights while the Browns are on the clock.

Speaker 17 That's going to be their thing. And this is a situation.
If somebody gets down there and just boots the shadow of the ball, you've got all the GMs that are going to be watching.

Speaker 17 This is one of those invincible Marky Mark type situations where it'll never happen, but everybody out there is like, this could be my moment. And didn't the Bears do this with Cody Parky?

Speaker 65 It was like a few years ago.

Speaker 9 It wasn't.

Speaker 26 Well, yes, the Bears had an open tryout.

Speaker 50 Well, no, the Bears did a bunch of different things.

Speaker 26 They had 10 guys just after practice were just kicking from the Cody Park he missed spot.

Speaker 25 But there also were some,

Speaker 27 I think a bar, I think it was actually Goose Island in Chicago did a Cody, like a competition for fans to come out and try to kick field goals.

Speaker 17 Yeah, and like nobody hit it.

Speaker 36 No one hit it.

Speaker 10 It was like snowing and it was, everyone was slipping.

Speaker 17 I just love any situation where it could be a, you could not write a script like this moment. Right.
And that's, this is March.

Speaker 35 This is the start of it.

Speaker 17 I think I've heard like 12 different announcers say you could not write a script like this about every game in the NCAA tournament.

Speaker 10 It's like, yeah, we actually could.

Speaker 9 It happens every year.

Speaker 61 But you know what?

Speaker 72 It's been two years, so we all have been a little crazy.

Speaker 17 My cool throne is being careful what you wish for. So I've complained numerous times on this podcast about my elevator.
Always breaking down.

Speaker 17 Breaks down at least two, three times a month. Live on the fifth floor.
Not that big a deal. I can make it up and down fine.
But they just announced that they're going to replace the entire elevator.

Speaker 17 Oh. Which sounds great.

Speaker 37 But...

Speaker 17 It also means I'm not going to have an elevator for probably like a week. Damn.
And so I'm just going to have to do nothing but take the steps the entire time.

Speaker 17 So if I ever forget anything in my apartment, I'm not going back up for it. It stays there until the end of the day.

Speaker 17 So just in the future, be careful what you wish for. It sounds like it's nice.

Speaker 17 I would rather have an elevator that sucks and breaks down twice a month than have to take the stairs for a week non-stop. Right, right.

Speaker 45 Because, yeah, you never know when it's going to break down.

Speaker 16 It's like taking the train.

Speaker 14 You always remember the days that it's broken down.

Speaker 12 Yep.

Speaker 10 All right, my hot seat is the NCAA being just the worst of all time.

Speaker 24 Not only, we didn't talk about it, but the TikTok that went viral about the women's basketball weight room, which was like a joke.

Speaker 45 I can't even believe.

Speaker 9 How does the NCAA think that that was, they were going to get away with that?

Speaker 17 The only explanation you should make if you're the NCAA is like, I didn't realize that basketball players as a whole lifted weights. Yeah.

Speaker 52 It was bizarre.

Speaker 28 If you didn't see it, it was essentially this huge, elaborate weight room for the men's

Speaker 24 teams, and then it was a stack of dumbbells for the women's tournament.

Speaker 49 And they had told the women's tournament that they didn't have the room, but it was just the stack of dumbbells was in a wide open room, like a huge hangar.

Speaker 17 You got to make the room smaller than that.

Speaker 9 You have to make the room a closet.

Speaker 74 It's got to be a closet.

Speaker 17 This is a little workout equipment closet that we have here.

Speaker 9 And

Speaker 17 it was, when you compare and contrast to what the guys had in Indianapolis.

Speaker 10 It was crazy. It was different.
Yeah.

Speaker 69 And then we also had Ken Palm, who everyone loves.

Speaker 23 Ken Palm, who's got, who's become like, everyone quotes Ken Palm now.

Speaker 9 He's got a website that he's had forever that breaks down all the statistics in college basketball. He went on a little tweet.

Speaker 42 It was four tweets, but basically saying CBS and Turner have been quoting his stats all tournament and never giving him credit for it, which I think is a totally rightful gripe from him.

Speaker 36 And I just like, what, the NCAA

Speaker 9 has never done anything right. They can't take back.

Speaker 36 They just,

Speaker 61 I don't think anything has less of an approval rating.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 17 Yeah, no, you're probably right. I was going to say the crystal ball, but that wasn't even the NCAA.
It's crazy.

Speaker 57 It's the BCS. Right.

Speaker 28 It's crazy.

Speaker 56 Like, this tournament has been great.

Speaker 36 It's been great to have the tournament back, but it also reminds us the NSMA just sucks.

Speaker 58 At everything. Everything.

Speaker 9 Literally everything.

Speaker 58 Everything.

Speaker 17 So with KinPom, how does his formula work? Do you think that he stores his formula on one computer?

Speaker 17 Do you think he's got like a room that's just like an old NASA office where it's just like hardware door-to-door?

Speaker 17 Because you have to have a backup plan in case like your hard drive crashes if you're doing POM, right?

Speaker 40 Right.

Speaker 47 And I've actually, this is a very

Speaker 2 lame thing for me to admit, but I have, I have, have trepidation in the future of Ken Palm updating his website and being super, super sad about it.

Speaker 36 Because his website, he hasn't updated it in forever, and it's great. It's simple, it's great, and I know that at some point he's going to update it, and it's going to suck.

Speaker 17 He's going to try to give it like a fancy interface.

Speaker 15 It's going to look all different.

Speaker 69 I hope he just stays true to form form and never updates it but either way the n simple a sucks um and then my cool throw on his top shot i finally got a pack i opened it last night no big deal yeah nice get a pack um i got a i got a wendell carter dunk in a loss to the kings in january that's good it's no alex caruso but it's good i got a um oh i got a jalen brown i think i got a steph curry it's pretty cool also Finally opening a pack, I get it.

Speaker 40 They play like, you basically go into the club.

Speaker 36 They play DJ music and then the beat drops.

Speaker 39 Then you open your

Speaker 51 selected cards and it's fucking cool.

Speaker 17 It does look like it's got shiny wrapping paper on it, too. And when they unveil it, it's definitely cool.

Speaker 24 I finally understand, like, oh, this is actually fun to be in the club and just opening packs and being like, oh, fuck, I got this.

Speaker 9 Yeah, it's exciting.

Speaker 12 Spider got a Lou Dort and I lost my mind.

Speaker 17 It's exciting. And on the same day that you got into it, you know who else got into NFTs?

Speaker 9 Who?

Speaker 17 Bryson DeChambeau. Oh, yeah.
Bryson DeChambeau dropped, I think,

Speaker 17 he's got a whole list of different events in Bryson DeChambeau's career that you can purchase and own. I'd buy the Fire Ants one.

Speaker 17 So, yeah, the Fire Ants one, he's asking for $47,000 for his NFTs of him, like, crying because there's an insect in his juice box.

Speaker 42 Dude, why don't we have them?

Speaker 17 I said right when we talked about NFTs the first time, we should make NFTs.

Speaker 3 This is definitely going to be something that in like two weeks.

Speaker 27 Barcelona's gonna be like we have them and we don't get anything out of it.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 17 Well, also in like two weeks, people are gonna be like, I'm done with NFTs.

Speaker 19 Yeah, true.

Speaker 20 Also, true.

Speaker 13 Billy, make us an NFT.

Speaker 9 I think I can do that.

Speaker 15 Yeah, put it on your list.

Speaker 9 Okay, perfect. Okay.
All right. Great.

Speaker 17 All right, Billy, your hot seat. Cool, drone.

Speaker 59 My hot seat is Cinnamon Toast Crunch, but if we want to get it.

Speaker 9 We're going to do Stay Woke. Yeah.

Speaker 9 Yeah, let's do it now. Let's fuck it.

Speaker 22 Let's do it right now. Megan, Markle.

Speaker 65 No, let's do it right now.

Speaker 36 Stay woke.

Speaker 10 Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Explain it.

Speaker 9 Look,

Speaker 9 explain it. Billy, explain it.

Speaker 59 There was a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch that was shown to be in spilled cinnamon toast.

Speaker 37 There was two.

Speaker 58 All right, hang on, Tensory.

Speaker 9 Back it up.

Speaker 17 Let's try it in English this time.

Speaker 47 Okay, so Jensen Carpoozi, who is a recurring guest on this show,

Speaker 7 had a box of cinnamon toast crunch.

Speaker 61 He noticed after having a bowl that there were shrimp tails inside the bag, and then he went and investigated it more.

Speaker 46 It looks like there was rat poop, a string, and essentially he was like, What the fuck, General Mills?

Speaker 54 And General Mills was like, That's actually just sugar, which it was very clearly clearly shrimp tails.

Speaker 12 And now, go ahead, Billy.

Speaker 59 So, evidence: there were two bags, it was a large bulk box.

Speaker 9 What's the evidence?

Speaker 59 Well, he shared all this. She shared all this.

Speaker 22 Yeah, okay.

Speaker 59 Basically, there was a hole in one of the bags, and the shrimp were found in the first bag.

Speaker 59 So, two bags with damage: one being the shrimp in one bag, second being the hole that was taped up with scotch tape on the second bag. The box was never

Speaker 59 like messed with.

Speaker 59 It looks like there was some sort of mouse activity.

Speaker 3 A rat, yeah, mouse.

Speaker 59 But I'm not putting this on our friend Jensen.

Speaker 17 No, of course not. You wouldn't do that.

Speaker 59 Like maybe Costco. Just like I'm a big cinnamon toast crunch fan.
I don't want to see cinnamon toast crunch get canceled.

Speaker 9 Right. So anyway.

Speaker 51 I don't think that was ever on the test.

Speaker 17 You just keep eating cinnamon toast crunch, Billy. I will.

Speaker 61 Yeah. 100%.

Speaker 17 Your body has been around enough wildlife fecal matter. I'm sure a couple rat turds wouldn't harm you.

Speaker 59 Statistically, you're more less likely to have shrimp in your next box.

Speaker 9 I was right crash.

Speaker 59 That's what I was thinking.

Speaker 65 That's right. Well, I disagree.

Speaker 59 No, it's like once, if once in a blue moon.

Speaker 28 No, but it was zero.

Speaker 4 Like, we never even thought this was possible until today.

Speaker 17 But it's like saying the safest time to fly is right after a plane crash because everybody's super safe about it.

Speaker 12 Yeah, I don't think that's true.

Speaker 17 It's actually not. It's actually right.
If you read Freakonomics, the exact opposite is true.

Speaker 9 Right. So we now.

Speaker 22 The exact opposite of what you think is true is false.

Speaker 59 Ignorance is bliss. I still believe what I believe in.

Speaker 17 I believe in that too.

Speaker 9 I'm a little woke on it.

Speaker 17 It's actually going to be very funny for the Cinnamon Toast Crunch, like social media person in their next meeting that they have to give to explain why they trended twice in a week.

Speaker 17 And the first time was because UVA lost to Ohio, and Chris Long, to get the stink off of the loss, asked people what their favorite cereals were, and everybody said Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Speaker 17 And then the second time they trend is because there's a crustacean infestation in their bags.

Speaker 17 This could be a case of, I don't know, maybe a rival cereal company seeing that Cinnamon Toast Crunch was getting all that shine last week.

Speaker 17 They go into Costco in the dead of night with a box cutter and some tape and a couple shrimp tails, and they just try to get the story out there to change the narrative, take cinnamon, take Wendell and the other chefs down a few pegs.

Speaker 36 I think that

Speaker 54 so it was clear, like, I don't blame General Mills because I do think that it happened in Costco or wherever.

Speaker 24 There was probably a rat.

Speaker 54 The problem with General Mills and Cinnamon Toast Crunch is their initial initial response was so bad.

Speaker 12 They were gaslighting.

Speaker 29 Yeah, they were like, that's not, those aren't shrimp tails.

Speaker 10 That's just cinnamon that's extra cinnamony.

Speaker 23 Cinnamon-y.

Speaker 59 There's precedent that other cinnamon formations have been found.

Speaker 17 Yeah, that look like that are actually so resembling shrimp tails that they literally are shrimp tails.

Speaker 59 Well, I think that it was such a known response by the company that they found them before, that that was their automatic response. They didn't look too much into it.

Speaker 59 It was like, okay, anyone, anytime anyone complains about weird-shaped brown things in their bag, like it's just cinnamon.

Speaker 17 Yeah, well, what they should do is they should, if they're gonna lean into it, just like invent cinnamon toast shrimp tails.

Speaker 17 It's be like, two shrimp tails in every, but like it's uh Kellogg's raisin brand with two scoops. Yeah.
Two shrimps in every box.

Speaker 10 This is what they said.

Speaker 3 After further investigation with our team that closely examined the image, it appears to be an accumulation of the cinnamon sugar that sometimes can occur when ingredients aren't thoroughly blended.

Speaker 10 We assure you there's no possibility of cross-contamination with shrimp.

Speaker 29 Those are shrimp tails.

Speaker 59 The thing is, those boxes are made by machines.

Speaker 22 Yeah, Billy, Billy's a big corporation stand.

Speaker 9 No, he was like, I saw how I know.

Speaker 46 What was the text that you sent that they test everything for allergens?

Speaker 10 They don't even let

Speaker 59 shellfish into those facilities.

Speaker 52 What if the shellfish just decided to go in?

Speaker 59 They wouldn't be allowed.

Speaker 9 What do they have someone at the door being like, oh, you're clearly a shrimp? You're not allowed to do it.

Speaker 59 Like, I think their lunches have to be

Speaker 59 the workers and the product.

Speaker 17 They look inside their lunch boxes every day.

Speaker 10 You don't think anyone has ever smuggled a little shrimp scampy into the General Mills facility?

Speaker 9 I do not think that's ever happened.

Speaker 17 What if there's like a Long John Silver's next door and somebody goes there for lunch and they bring back a couple of shrimp in their pockets?

Speaker 39 Yeah, what if, oh, guess what?

Speaker 36 You know what it is right now?

Speaker 69 Isn't it Lent?

Speaker 54 So people aren't eating meat on Fridays. They're eating fish.

Speaker 58 Very good point. Yeah.

Speaker 17 So I think that there's a chance it could have happened there.

Speaker 17 There's definitely, if you get two shrimp tails in a box of cinnamon toast crunch, wait, wait, Billy, the bags that you were talking about, the one that had the shrimp in it,

Speaker 17 that was not

Speaker 59 the one with the hole that was taped up. And also the box was intact.

Speaker 55 Either way.

Speaker 17 Sounds like sabotage to me.

Speaker 2 All they had to do, like every social media trend, all they had to do is have one person.

Speaker 73 who is smart in the room be like, hey, we should probably respond like, hey, that's fucked up.

Speaker 24 Our bad. We'll figure it out.

Speaker 73 Instead of, hey, that's not shrimp.

Speaker 29 That's just sugar.

Speaker 17 But we'll send you a free box anyways. If I find it.

Speaker 36 And a $50 gift card to the Barcelona Sports.

Speaker 17 Really?

Speaker 59 At the end of the day, I just feel bad for...

Speaker 39 You feel bad for General Mills.

Speaker 42 The guy who

Speaker 74 posts.

Speaker 9 No, no, no.

Speaker 62 Let's get, no, let's get real.

Speaker 10 You feel bad that Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Speaker 36 You feel bad for General Mills.

Speaker 59 No, I don't feel bad for General Mills.

Speaker 59 I feel bad for the person whose job it is to respond to those tweets who's definitely going to get fired and probably the product inspection manager at the factory that's going to get fired and all because, you know.

Speaker 17 It became a big Twitter thing where people were calling for the person on social media to get fired. Like, that's going to fix the shrimp issue that they have.

Speaker 59 And I'm sympathetic to people who misuse social media.

Speaker 9 Yeah,

Speaker 15 nice.

Speaker 15 Nice, nice.

Speaker 7 All right, what's your hot seat cool thrones?

Speaker 59 My cool throne is Jake for just having awesome March Madness coverage.

Speaker 9 Whoa. Seriously, yeah.

Speaker 59 No, I've been caught, like, he's been my go-to source of March Madness. He's done an amazing job.
I cannot, like, you gotta.

Speaker 9 What's the thing? Thank you, Billy.

Speaker 38 What's the catch, though? What's going on?

Speaker 16 Yeah, what's the catch?

Speaker 59 No, I seriously just was like.

Speaker 9 Dude, he's doing awesome. Billy, come on.

Speaker 9 Hey, look at me.

Speaker 9 Guy to guy. We don't give compliments.
Come on.

Speaker 59 No,

Speaker 59 it's positive vibes. We're a team.
You got to keep the energy up.

Speaker 9 I don't trust it. I don't trust him.

Speaker 17 He's doing something. It sounds like Billy needs to cheat off Jake on a test later on today.

Speaker 38 No.

Speaker 9 He's gassing him up. What's going on, Billy?

Speaker 17 I've done this before.

Speaker 59 No, I'm seriously going to give credit where credit's due.

Speaker 9 As a competitor,

Speaker 9 I still feel like something's up. Yeah, no.

Speaker 20 Thank you, Jake.

Speaker 25 You're doing something, dude.

Speaker 9 No, I'm not.

Speaker 9 This isn't right.

Speaker 59 Or maybe I just didn't have a cool turn.

Speaker 57 Yeah, it could be it.

Speaker 63 He did get a blue check mark.

Speaker 60 Shout out to Jake for getting a blue check.

Speaker 17 Sell out.

Speaker 21 Yeah, way to go.

Speaker 41 Jake, do you have a hot seat cool turn?

Speaker 38 Hot seat is tables because in every game there's a table that just went crashing. A player crashed into a table.
Card drives.

Speaker 27 It's a Spanish announcer table in WWE.

Speaker 52 It just always goes, those fucking guys always have the worst luck.

Speaker 17 Sitting next to Jake this weekend,

Speaker 17 it was every couple hours. He'd be like, oh no, another laptop.

Speaker 9 Yeah. Yeah, it's like worse than that.
Oh, Jesus Christ.

Speaker 38 I once caught a ball when I was calling a game. It was an errant pass, and I just caught it.
Shoot it.

Speaker 9 Tell us, tell us more.

Speaker 62 That was it.

Speaker 17 Did you do the thing where you pretended to shoot like Carmelo?

Speaker 9 No, I was on the air.

Speaker 36 I was just like, and he dribbles it and he throws it to me.

Speaker 61 You said that?

Speaker 36 Yeah, I caught the ball.

Speaker 9 Can we get a clip?

Speaker 38 It's going to take a lot of digging. It was just from a regular season game and like

Speaker 38 12-8 in the first half.

Speaker 19 Sounds like you know exactly what you're doing.

Speaker 9 Yeah, no, I don't know exactly. Pinpoint by then.

Speaker 3 It was the game between I don't remember.

Speaker 38 No. It was Vermont.
At home games.

Speaker 15 I don't know.

Speaker 9 It was a home game. I don't remember.

Speaker 38 I'll do my best.

Speaker 38 No, I wish I obviously will find it if I can and publish it.

Speaker 12 Okay.

Speaker 59 Perfect NFT.

Speaker 9 Yes. Jake Kelly.

Speaker 22 Well, it's not, I don't think there's video.

Speaker 38 No, there's not video. So it's a...

Speaker 46 Is it still an NFT?

Speaker 36 Is it audio NFT?

Speaker 38 It's just audio.

Speaker 12 Yeah, we should be an audio NFT.

Speaker 17 There's definitely video somewhere, though. You tell me that you guys didn't.

Speaker 28 No, it was in ESPN SPN3 games.

Speaker 38 You can probably see the back of my head or something.

Speaker 26 Yeah.

Speaker 13 We got to find this.

Speaker 36 It'll take a while, but yeah.

Speaker 10 I hope it went exactly how you're saying it went, because that's very cool of you.

Speaker 38 Yeah, I mean, I definitely caught it.

Speaker 63 But did you say, and he passes it to me?

Speaker 38 I'm pretty sure, yeah.

Speaker 75 That's cool.

Speaker 9 We'll see.

Speaker 9 We'll see.

Speaker 38 And then Cool Throne. I have two.
Krispy Cream Donuts. They're giving out free for a year if you get the VAX.

Speaker 10 Well, did you guys not see Jason Wentlock?

Speaker 18 The only thing you need to do to beat the coronavirus is healthy eating, eating green, and what was it, prayers?

Speaker 17 I think something about green juice.

Speaker 28 Does he know he's fat?

Speaker 17 No, honestly, no.

Speaker 17 Going off of his hats, I don't think that he does.

Speaker 69 Did you imagine if I tweeted out to everyone, like, hey, guys, just a heads up, the best way to live long is to eat well and no vices.

Speaker 9 Yeah. And everyone's like, wait, what?

Speaker 9 Have a little self-awareness.

Speaker 17 Yeah, I do like Krispy Kreme giving you donuts for getting getting a shot. Like, that's a fair trade for me.
Yes, absolutely.

Speaker 24 Like, you can poke me whatever shot.

Speaker 17 I don't care. Krispy Kreme is that good.
Where you could put anything that you want into my arm if I get a donut afterwards.

Speaker 69 Is it unlimited?

Speaker 38 I think one a day, I read.

Speaker 9 You get one a day?

Speaker 17 That seems like you're robbing Peter to pay Paul a little bit there, where you're like, I'm going to give this guy a donut.

Speaker 17 For me, I feel like eating a Krispy Kreme donut.

Speaker 38 Krispy Kreme will give you a free donut every day this year if you've been vaccinated. Yeah.

Speaker 9 What if you get multiple?

Speaker 15 Like, Like, what if I got vaccinated 20 times?

Speaker 45 Would I get it for 20 years?

Speaker 38 JJ, the Moderna, and Pfizer, and three for a day.

Speaker 9 Yeah, no, I'm actually asking, though, is there, what's the fine print here?

Speaker 38 I can find it.

Speaker 9 Is anyone close to getting vaccinated?

Speaker 17 Fine print is, I don't think they have Krispy Kreme's anymore.

Speaker 9 You are closest, they do. No, it's fine.

Speaker 17 Yeah. Fuck yeah.

Speaker 58 What did you say?

Speaker 58 You got to be the closest, right?

Speaker 17 What's your BMI? Yeah, he's old.

Speaker 12 No, because I had it.

Speaker 9 Dude, I can't get it for 90 days.

Speaker 17 I think it's under or 50 and over now.

Speaker 12 50 and over?

Speaker 41 50.

Speaker 25 50 and over. Yeah.

Speaker 77 Okay.

Speaker 58 Today's getting close.

Speaker 13 Hank, that was mean.

Speaker 7 It's okay. It was mean.

Speaker 9 It's fine. You're the oldest.

Speaker 36 You know what? I'm just going to.

Speaker 58 It's true. That's not mean.

Speaker 2 I'm just going to eat, pray, and hope that I'm okay.

Speaker 13 Jason Whitlock life.

Speaker 38 And then my other cool throne.

Speaker 47 He just started a diet, the Whitlock diet.

Speaker 41 Because he also said, like, I was in Nashville and I was eating too much chicken.

Speaker 60 Hot chicken.

Speaker 17 yeah. He was like, the hot chicken and the bag.
Like, I agree, dude. And the breakfast waffles.

Speaker 12 It was so good.

Speaker 17 Yeah, I would be Whitlock-esque if I lived there.

Speaker 38 Other cool throne is women's college basketball because I tweeted that we still have the CBI today, and everyone's like, wait, what about women's college basketball? So they deserve the credit.

Speaker 9 Are you canceled? No.

Speaker 38 No, I should have included it. So I'm including it on the podcast.
Bigger platform than the Twitter. So that's my positive.

Speaker 9 Sound like a backup apology there.

Speaker 21 I think Jake,

Speaker 17 you should have to call a preseason baseball game in Puerto Rico.

Speaker 2 You David Dobrik.

Speaker 17 It's extra reps.

Speaker 45 You like that reference? I was sick of that.

Speaker 38 All four number one season actions tonight. NC State, South Carolina, UConn, upset alert against Syracuse and Stanford.

Speaker 17 Are you playing them on Upset Alert? Yep.

Speaker 17 Do the Syracuse women play the zone? I don't think so. Okay, then I'm going with UConn.

Speaker 9 Yeah. All right.

Speaker 17 Give me the Huskies. Coach Q, though.
He's great.

Speaker 53 Yep. Sure.

Speaker 17 Coach Q.

Speaker 9 Who? Quentin Hillsman. Got it.

Speaker 15 Okay, let's get to our interview with Walker Flock of Floyd.

Speaker 47 Are you worried?

Speaker 14 Because I did mention David Dobrik. He is canceled, Billy.

Speaker 13 I know he's a hero.

Speaker 59 No, he's getting deported. What? I want his ass deported.
He's not a U.S. citizen.
I want him to deport it.

Speaker 9 Where is he? Wait, you want to deport

Speaker 17 non-U.S. citizens?

Speaker 19 Slovakia.

Speaker 9 You got a fucking dead guy.

Speaker 9 Send it back.

Speaker 54 Dude, there's nothing like the second apology.

Speaker 9 The second apology never works.

Speaker 28 Mean like, hey, I already gave a shot at this.

Speaker 9 Here's the second one.

Speaker 17 Second time,

Speaker 17 you got to bust out the notes out.

Speaker 19 He did first apology on his third YouTube channel with like the smallest amount of subscribers.

Speaker 19 Then all of his sponsors got taken away, and then he came back with the second apology on his main YouTube channel saying all the things that people got mad at him for not saying in the first place.

Speaker 9 What is he apologizing for?

Speaker 21 Some really bad shit. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 9 A lot.

Speaker 17 A lot of bad shit. Stuff that you probably, that an apology won't fix.

Speaker 10 Nope.

Speaker 9 Okay, probably not. Probably not.

Speaker 5 All right, let's get to our interview, Walk a Flock of Flame.

Speaker 66 Before we do that,

Speaker 9 we got a quick word from our friend.

Speaker 9 I was right. Yeah.
Why are you laughing?

Speaker 17 Yeah, because it's funny. All right.
Defort them.

Speaker 17 But Billy said Canada.

Speaker 9 I thought he was. Send him to Canada first.

Speaker 9 Make him stop off of Canada.

Speaker 17 Make him live in Quebec.

Speaker 30 Don't give him a direct flight.

Speaker 9 Yeah. That's what we're saying.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 76 All right, before we get to Walk-a-Flock of Flame, I'm not going back to college to be your friend.

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Speaker 17 And now, here's Walk-a-Flock of Flame.

Speaker 61 All right, we now welcome on a very special guest. It is rapper, entrepreneur, NBA scout, maybe?

Speaker 9 Walk-a-flock of flame.

Speaker 36 He's He's got a new show out

Speaker 27 March 18th on We TV, Waka and Tammy.

Speaker 39 What the Flocka?

Speaker 22 You're a reality television star now, too.

Speaker 45 I should have said that.

Speaker 80 Hey, what do you know?

Speaker 82 2021, I'm a TV star now.

Speaker 5 Yeah, so what are we going to see on this show?

Speaker 80 You're going to see a 34-year-old dad.

Speaker 84 Okay. Funny.

Speaker 85 You're going to see. Now, honestly, man, this episode is more so about being a parent in 2021.

Speaker 81 Being a young person.

Speaker 85 So it's tough, man.

Speaker 17 Yes. With all those jobs that Big Cat just mentioned, what's your favorite job that you have?

Speaker 83 My favorite job right now?

Speaker 81 I feel like I'm the connector right now.

Speaker 3 Connector?

Speaker 11 Okay, you failed the question, by the way, because you should have said being a dad.

Speaker 20 That was typical.

Speaker 9 I like connectors. That was fucking typical.

Speaker 92 Yeah. I answer your question, man.

Speaker 87 My favorite job is

Speaker 81 being home.

Speaker 36 Explain connector.

Speaker 39 Give us that, because I actually think that there are certain people in life that it's a skill that they don't even realize, like people don't acknowledge it.

Speaker 61 The guy who just everyone wants to be around, who knows people, who connects people, that's an important job.

Speaker 93 Yeah. So with me, right?

Speaker 87 Like I met a guy.

Speaker 81 He had a

Speaker 92 they was past their first seed round, right?

Speaker 81 They raised like

Speaker 85 a little bit under $2 million.

Speaker 93 So they was going into their second

Speaker 86 round of funding. I think they wanted like

Speaker 81 $5 million.

Speaker 87 And I so happened to just know some PE guys.

Speaker 87 So I'm like, $5 million, let me see that deal. I basically worked out a consulting agreement

Speaker 86 and ended up getting this guy like $7.5 million.

Speaker 86 And then I ended up getting equity in that deal.

Speaker 88 And that was not even a week worth of phone calls.

Speaker 9 Right. That's good.
And so that's your range off. Yeah, a rainmaker.

Speaker 17 Yeah, exactly. You're kingmaker.
You crown people. So what's your ultimate goal? Like, you've got all these businesses going.
You're facilitator. You're making connections.

Speaker 17 Are you trying to buy the Knicks down the line?

Speaker 17 What's the end goal for you?

Speaker 92 I don't want to be that out of shape

Speaker 81 team owner. No, my end goal.

Speaker 85 I'm just joking.

Speaker 95 My end goal is to have a family office because honestly, I do want to buy Sports Team.

Speaker 87 I just want me an NBA team.

Speaker 88 I couldn't play in the league, so I want to own me a team in the league.

Speaker 96 I think you could play in the league. I've seen your game.

Speaker 9 How tall are you?

Speaker 82 I'm 6'6 ⁇ , 6'5 ⁇ .

Speaker 9 Okay. You know, give me that half.
I'll give you the half.

Speaker 10 Why not give it a shot?

Speaker 47 I mean, you could be like a glue guy at the end of the bench.

Speaker 82 You know, there's this guy on the right side of my leg called meniscus.

Speaker 86 He has blown his cover once.

Speaker 87 This meniscus ain't going to let me do it, man.

Speaker 17 Yeah. What about you versus Master P in his prime? Because I know

Speaker 17 he tried out like five years in a row, didn't he?

Speaker 86 Man, tell Master P, come on.

Speaker 93 I take him down right now.

Speaker 23 Are you retired from rapping?

Speaker 61 I know you've gone back and forth.

Speaker 9 Are you retired right now or are you active now?

Speaker 95 You know, you know, rappers say they retire is similar to wrestlers.

Speaker 86 You know, we end up coming right back on Thursday night SmackDown or something or Monday raw.

Speaker 9 Yes.

Speaker 86 I guess for me, man, I think in the entertainment business, you got to learn how to take off.

Speaker 87 You know, man, you got to give yourself a year or maybe three just to enjoy what God gave you, you know?

Speaker 89 So that's where I'm at.

Speaker 17 And it's smart, too. If you keep retiring, then every tour that you go on is a comeback tour.
And people are like, oh, shit, this might be the last time I get to see Walk Alive.

Speaker 17 Kiss did that for like 30 years, I think. Every tour was their farewell tour.
It's a great way to make money. You make yourself scarce.

Speaker 9 It's smart.

Speaker 87 Boy, I ain't doing it for money. I just, I really needed to fucking relax.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 9 That too.

Speaker 17 So, when you're, when you're filming reality TV, does that feel like work for you? Because I've seen, I've been around some reality television being produced.

Speaker 17 And the worst part to me is like, they don't let people watch television while they're taping because it's boring to watch people who are watching TV. They like make you turn your TV off.

Speaker 17 Do you feel like you're working when you got all the cameras around you?

Speaker 81 Imagine why I could fuck a living like that.

Speaker 86 I do what I want to do.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 99 Fuck it. It's a party.

Speaker 92 yeah anything i do anything i do gonna have any kind of excitement with it so i'm not gonna be like these these boring ass people shooting tv shows like i think i'm over that part you know uh

Speaker 87 and for somebody telling me i can't watch tv that's like what the hell are you talking about i got a 16 year old daughter like

Speaker 83 it's reality tv if you if you if you want something scripted then i do a scripted show

Speaker 81 I'm on here, man. If I feel like faring, I'm going to do it on camera.

Speaker 17 Have you done that?

Speaker 86 Definitely.

Speaker 17 Did it make the cut?

Speaker 93 It should have. Yeah.

Speaker 22 Yeah. Absolutely.

Speaker 61 I mentioned that you're an NBA scout.

Speaker 63 You had a tweet, Tobias Harris, the next LeBron James.

Speaker 43 Now, he didn't turn out to be LeBron James, but I'm going to give you credit because you tweeted that when Tobias Harris was in high school.

Speaker 43 So you're pretty damn you're pretty damn good eye for a guy who's been a good NBA player.

Speaker 56 Do you think that a team should hire you as a scout?

Speaker 86 Definitely.

Speaker 94 I actually was going back and and forth with tobias harris when he was in high school a couple of these guys like i've been hitting on when they was in high school but i'll be seeing i think for tobias harris man to be that ultimate player you got to have a team that want to push you to be ultimate and i think he uh even speaking on him he actually he put up a real good goddamn fight and now he getting his credit his respect And now you're seeing the team Philly pushing towards who he's supposed to be.

Speaker 85 And you start to see those results.

Speaker 37 Yeah.

Speaker 36 Who do you have your eye on right now?

Speaker 22 Do you have any like high schoolers or college players that you're like, this guy's going to be the real deal?

Speaker 89 Yeah, it's a couple of men. Dang, what's this kid's name, man?

Speaker 94 He's ah, I want to say he's from Louisiana.

Speaker 90 I swear, this kid played football and basketball.

Speaker 77 He, I got, I cannot think of his name.

Speaker 88 I literally been trying to think of it the whole time we were talking.

Speaker 87 He literally jumps out the gym like Vince Carter, excuse my language.

Speaker 102 He's athletic, he is super athletic.

Speaker 94 Like, he's unstoppable. He just dropped like 49 49 or 59 points in a game.

Speaker 54 And is he in high school right now or is he in college?

Speaker 101 Yup, he's in high school.

Speaker 91 He ranked.

Speaker 94 He ranked in Louisiana.

Speaker 36 All right, we got to find this guy.

Speaker 17 What about college players right now? Do you have any NCAA tournament takes for us?

Speaker 91 I'm actually kind of like in the air this year.

Speaker 100 I'm in the air this year.

Speaker 81 Yeah, I'm a dog fan, so I'm always going to go for the dogs regardless.

Speaker 84 Okay.

Speaker 98 But I'm in the air this year.

Speaker 102 I'll be be honest i've been so stuck on like high school basketball because for some odd reason high school basketball is just entertaining as like them kids is balling

Speaker 17 do you uh do you go to the aau tournaments or do you like watching the uh the actual high school teams no i i literally just watch everything on the internet

Speaker 98 okay i'm full internet i'm actually going to like my followers because i know i follow little brother And I'm going to find this guy and make sure I send y'all.

Speaker 40 Yeah, I want his name because you have the eye, obviously.

Speaker 46 That's got to be an all-time feeling.

Speaker 17 If you're a high school basketball player and you get that follow notification from Waka Flock of Flame, yeah, but I broke,

Speaker 83 yeah, I DM him, I definitely DM him and just say, Yo, bro, keep going, you're gonna be a superstar.

Speaker 87 Like, I don't be trying to DM them, trying to sign him or nothing.

Speaker 89 Like, I actually be like, just sending them motivation, like, bro, you actually are great.

Speaker 17 Yeah, like if Chris Dalia was nice, that's that's what you're doing

Speaker 9 if he was a positive person trying to spread joy, yes, yeah, For real, because they'd be so damn good.

Speaker 89 Yeah. You want to see him do something great again?

Speaker 17 No, and honestly, you got to imagine, like, if you're a high school kid and you get the follow from Waka Flock of Flame and he DMs you and he's like, hey, man, I believe in you.

Speaker 17 I believe you can accomplish something great with your life. That probably makes their year.
They probably are in the gym later that day working on their game because, you know what?

Speaker 17 I don't want to let Waka Flock of Flame down.

Speaker 88 Wow.

Speaker 86 I hope that take them and motivate them.

Speaker 21 Are you going to run for president again?

Speaker 10 You ran for president in 2016.

Speaker 56 Didn't win.

Speaker 10 Are you thinking about running again?

Speaker 87 Strong possibility.

Speaker 41 Okay.

Speaker 54 Do you want to announce it right now on this podcast that you are going to be running for president?

Speaker 85 No time soon. I'm a little too young, but strong possibility.

Speaker 43 I mean, you're a little too young, but you ran for president four years ago.

Speaker 86 Yeah, they denied me, man.

Speaker 17 Yeah, but this is the first election where you'd be old enough, right?

Speaker 80 Yeah, possibly.

Speaker 86 If I run against Trump, yeah.

Speaker 17 So if Trump runs in 2024, you're going to run against him?

Speaker 77 Nah, I don't.

Speaker 77 Nah, not not

Speaker 86 in my mind frame that I'm in today.

Speaker 81 Nah, I need a little more.

Speaker 87 I just need to get a little more smarter.

Speaker 92 I do it after.

Speaker 102 Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 94 I'm into cycling. You know how you like one foot in, one foot out.

Speaker 17 Yeah, president's one of those jobs. You should probably be like,

Speaker 17 I want to be president. You should know that for a fact.
What would you do? Like, is there something that's

Speaker 17 on your mind where you're like, this is why I want to be president if I run?

Speaker 81 Definitely.

Speaker 87 Definitely. If I become president,

Speaker 87 it's going to be an immediate change.

Speaker 88 Like, I'm talking about a strong change.

Speaker 64 Like,

Speaker 64 I'm going to start with food.

Speaker 82 I'm going to make sure, like,

Speaker 101 any kind of food that I know draw any kind of health conditions.

Speaker 98 I'm like, I'm just literally going to abominate it.

Speaker 64 Wait.

Speaker 89 I'm not going to ask for laws.

Speaker 100 I'm not going going to ask for nothing.

Speaker 82 I'm literally going to just abominate them.

Speaker 94 Like, I don't even want them around because people don't understand how powerful the intake of food you put in your body and the results of what it do to your mind.

Speaker 94 And the way it chemically unbalanced you, it can alter your ideas, your feelings, your emotional state, your physical, you know, and this world is so built on how you look.

Speaker 91 I'd rather people learn how to eat the food that makes them feel good.

Speaker 100 So I will start there.

Speaker 89 I'll just, I'll go more green, man.

Speaker 94 I think we got so used to substitute that we forgot like who we were, who we are. I think the world's so pushed on creating who you want to be instead of loving who you are.

Speaker 43 I like that, but I have a problem with the food thing because are you still a vegan?

Speaker 89 Honestly, I'm a flexitarian.

Speaker 71 Okay.

Speaker 9 I created that.

Speaker 9 Explain that diet. Yeah.

Speaker 89 So I'm a conscious flexitarian.

Speaker 87 Meaning I'm conscious enough to know what everything that I eat, where it's from,

Speaker 98 if it is, any chemicals in it, where it was processed, et cetera, et cetera.

Speaker 105 But I'm a flexitarian because I flex diets.

Speaker 103 So I might eat plant-based for two months.

Speaker 100 What they call vegan, I might eat that for a month.

Speaker 103 Then I might want me a little lamb chop, you know?

Speaker 64 But in the middle of all that, I always

Speaker 84 have a colon cleanse.

Speaker 100 I have a concoction of herbs that clean out my colon and just like flush me all out.

Speaker 101 You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 94 You wake up, a little stretch,

Speaker 98 a little drop.

Speaker 17 Is there like a certain feeling you have in the morning where it's like, yep, I'm going to need that colon cleanse today? Or do you have it scheduled out?

Speaker 87 No, actually, I drink it.

Speaker 88 I got a powder form.

Speaker 100 It's a powder form, actually.

Speaker 84 It's called a stool cleaner at that.

Speaker 82 So I take this and I take a heap of tablespoon, drop it in 20-ounce water, shake it up, drink it at night.

Speaker 93 And I'm letting you know right now, it's going to wake you up.

Speaker 89 It's going to literally, it might be five in the morning, six in the morning, eight in the morning.

Speaker 87 But I'm letting you know, man, you're going to use a bathroom anywhere between

Speaker 90 three,

Speaker 92 if not two to five, two to like five times before one o'clock.

Speaker 17 It's like wear sweatpants to bed night. You know, you have to be prepared going into that night that things could get a little messy.

Speaker 103 You might, yeah, it's a possibility you might want to throw a man pamp on, but you know.

Speaker 5 Uh, what's your favorite mixtape cover?

Speaker 87 My favorite mixtape cover?

Speaker 71 You you have some great ones you have some all-time great ones luke skywalker is pretty damn good i you know who cover i used to like man um red man

Speaker 87 red man had he had this like kind of like holographic kind of like red cd

Speaker 98 i used to think that shit was so genius when i seen that cd like death jam to me death jam made the best album covers back in the day like death jam was just you like death jam more than no limit definitely and and it's everyone does judge a book by their cover.

Speaker 54 Like, I know that's a saying, don't judge a book by its cover, but everyone judges books by its cover.

Speaker 29 So I agree with you.

Speaker 53 The better the cover.

Speaker 54 What's your favorite personal that you released, mixtape?

Speaker 87 It got to be LeBron Flock of James.

Speaker 45 Okay, that one's pretty sick.

Speaker 3 Crossover, yeah.

Speaker 94 Because it was funny as hell, because literally all we did was get LeBron James' body that was sitting like with his hands on his side and just cut his head off and put my head on top of it.

Speaker 85 I thought that shit was the funniest cover in the world.

Speaker 28 That is, that's an awesome cover.

Speaker 17 Yeah, you're like looking kind of up and to the side a little bit.

Speaker 12 Yeah, that's really good.

Speaker 87 It was like a trend, man.

Speaker 89 We were just starting becoming basketball players, like LeBron Flock of James, the Flock of Rant, like all my favorite players.

Speaker 81 Like, I would never make Arn the Payton if it wasn't for like LeBron James.

Speaker 36 The NCAA football cover one, too, is awesome.

Speaker 90 Oh, yes, fire.

Speaker 9 That one's so good.

Speaker 17 You should do one Matthew

Speaker 17 Flock of Vedova. Ooh.

Speaker 81 Flakavidova?

Speaker 94 What picture, though?

Speaker 17 Deli when he's hitting that guy in the nuts. There he's getting a charge.
Yeah, he's taking a hard charge.

Speaker 93 I got to see that picture.

Speaker 17 Executing a great

Speaker 81 name that sounds

Speaker 81 paused.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 65 Are you technically a doctor, by the way?

Speaker 95 Oh, yeah, I graduated with my PhD in humanitarianism and philanthropy last year.

Speaker 9 There it is.

Speaker 66 How do you not go by doctor?

Speaker 85 Dr. James.

Speaker 65 Yes.

Speaker 39 So you do go by doctor?

Speaker 87 Yes.

Speaker 9 Beautiful.

Speaker 67 I would only introduce myself as a doctor. I'm sorry for introducing you not as a doctor.

Speaker 83 It's okay.

Speaker 85 You know,

Speaker 85 pardon my take.

Speaker 9 That's what it is.

Speaker 9 Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 17 Did you actually give a job rolling blunts to Seth Rogan?

Speaker 95 Yeah. Seth, man,

Speaker 95 I definitely hired Seth and Seth was shooting damn movies.

Speaker 95 I had to wait it out for like a month

Speaker 98 after him getting hired.

Speaker 86 And then that forced me to go and have to literally go for job interviews.

Speaker 98 I probably did like 300, 400 job interviews.

Speaker 17 Yeah.

Speaker 17 What celebrity rolls the tightest blunt?

Speaker 81 What celebrity rolls the tightest blunt? Yeah.

Speaker 89 Nowadays, nobody.

Speaker 17 They all have their guy?

Speaker 89 Fuck no. Everybody roll big, loose,

Speaker 102 finger-sized blunts.

Speaker 89 It's just sloppy.

Speaker 102 The blunts today is sloppy, man.

Speaker 17 It's a lost star. Do you think that weed has gotten too good? Because I feel like...
In the last five years, every now and again, I just miss mids.

Speaker 17 I miss being able to smoke something and and understand where I am and have like a functional evening.

Speaker 85 Well, that's called the drug.

Speaker 81 You know, I never had that feeling.

Speaker 86 So slow down, buddy.

Speaker 81 Slow down at the THC level. Break it down.

Speaker 87 Now, you know what it is? It's just got so much attention. Like the shit got, it's just, it's, it's weird.

Speaker 77 Cause I was telling my grandmother that, like, the other, I'm like, grandma, you probably used to tell me about my reefer.

Speaker 91 I'm like, grandma, the refer is legal now.

Speaker 103 Shit, no, it's not.

Speaker 93 God don't want you smoking that.

Speaker 85 I'm like, grandma, it's legal.

Speaker 81 God made it legal, grandma.

Speaker 81 Like, I love it, though. To me, weed is always going to, flower, cannabis, weed, whatever you want to name it, it's always going to be what it is.

Speaker 83 For me, I just don't want to smoke.

Speaker 98 I don't want to smoke nothing that's going to make me have an out-of-body experience or smoke the strongest pack.

Speaker 77 I'm cool. Yeah.

Speaker 94 I just, you know, it's therapeutic.

Speaker 12 I agree.

Speaker 56 You're a huge MLS fan. You're a huge Atlanta FC fan, right?

Speaker 42 How many games have you been to?

Speaker 81 Every home game.

Speaker 61 Do you think it kind of ruins it, though, they play on the fake turf?

Speaker 91 Hell no.

Speaker 36 I mean, it's meant to be played on grass, don't you think?

Speaker 100 That's grass.

Speaker 9 No, it's not.

Speaker 102 But

Speaker 89 it's way safer for the players.

Speaker 61 Who would you rather have if you could rank your titles, like the Atlanta winning the title?

Speaker 26 Was that one of the best days of your life?

Speaker 86 Atlanta United, man.

Speaker 81 When I tell y'all.

Speaker 9 oh it's atlanta united my bad i thought

Speaker 103 i'm fc sorry yeah you know you haters haters don't hate you know

Speaker 105 sometimes you gotta participate but for me i never in my life have lived drunk that many bins ate that many hot dogs

Speaker 98 i've never been nowhere where i could take kids adults friends colleagues Everybody and everybody had a good time.

Speaker 17 Well, it's nice because you can actually eat Chick-fil-A in that stadium because they don't play all their games on Sundays.

Speaker 17 So if you just go to Falcons Falcons games, you just have to walk past the Chick-fil-A. And that sucks.

Speaker 66 And soccer games are fun because it's exactly two hours.

Speaker 55 You don't have to worry about like a four-hour game.

Speaker 88 I got a fun Chick-fil-A fab.

Speaker 9 Okay. Hit me.

Speaker 82 Did y'all know Chick-fil-A got Hawaiian fish tacos?

Speaker 9 No? What? What?

Speaker 81 Hey, man, I'm from where they invented Chick-fil-A.

Speaker 92 They got this little dwarf house in Riverdale, Georgia.

Speaker 85 Bro, it literally sells like it's the best.

Speaker 9 Wait, the dwarf house.

Speaker 17 Are you telling me I can walk to a Chick-fil-A and order a Hawaiian fish taco?

Speaker 85 No, the Dorf House.

Speaker 86 You got to find the Dorf house.

Speaker 81 Chick-fil-A Dorf house. See, real Chick-fil-A advocates notice.

Speaker 83 It's only Zach's bees and Chick-fil-A when I'm eating chicken, man.

Speaker 17 It looks like a magical place. I'm looking at it right now.

Speaker 87 It's so little. You can go to the Dorf door and all that.

Speaker 12 Yeah, it's perfect for me.

Speaker 9 Holy shit.

Speaker 67 Is there only one of them?

Speaker 91 That's the only one I know.

Speaker 100 I've never seen another one.

Speaker 63 That place has wine fish tacos?

Speaker 104 Yes, sir.

Speaker 102 It's like a little secret little.

Speaker 12 That sounds amazing. Well, not anymore.

Speaker 17 We have an intern here, and we told him that we were going to be interviewing you. He's a big football player.
He played football throughout high school.

Speaker 17 Basically, he just lives in locker rooms, in various locker rooms. And he says that you write the best locker room pump-up songs.

Speaker 17 Is that something that goes through your head when you're listening to a song? Like, this is going to sound sick in an Under Armour commercial.

Speaker 93 No, I definitely make stuff for people to just punch the fucking wall.

Speaker 81 so i definitely want them to be real real highly highly goddamn intense

Speaker 81 i don't know man i'm gonna be honest i know i'm making it's like egg of management for me when i make music

Speaker 81 it's therapeutic that's what it's i got a record that i'm about to put out that's definitely gonna be therapeutic

Speaker 7 it's called dread swinging what's it called sorry Dread swinging.

Speaker 81 Hey, banging.

Speaker 9 Oh, I like that a lot.

Speaker 17 We work with Sonny Digital a lot. So when we're down in Atlanta, yeah, we've done two tracks with him.
Both were pretty successful. You probably heard him.

Speaker 77 You are? With digital?

Speaker 65 Yeah, we've done two.

Speaker 50 We've been in his studio.

Speaker 82 Yo,

Speaker 90 Sonny has deep vibe.

Speaker 98 Yeah,

Speaker 92 that's the vibe that we came up.

Speaker 95 The vibe is in his studio.

Speaker 77 It's literally the vibe of my era coming up, right?

Speaker 45 It was awesome.

Speaker 6 We got to sit in his studio.

Speaker 10 The first time we rented a different studio because he was still building his studio.

Speaker 43 The second time we got to go to his studio and hung out for like an entire night, it was awesome.

Speaker 85 For real, what did you?

Speaker 92 He had a little kickback, yeah.

Speaker 66 Yeah, we have two tracks with him.

Speaker 11 Not, it's not a brag, it's a fact.

Speaker 81 Oh, I'm gonna call him.

Speaker 99 I gotta hear that.

Speaker 9 Next time we're in Atlanta, we should probably call that on.

Speaker 99 Yeah, yeah, I gotta hear that.

Speaker 95 I definitely gotta hear that.

Speaker 23 Who's your what's your favorite cartoon?

Speaker 86 Dragon Ball Z.

Speaker 23 Ooh, you're are you a Spongebob guy?

Speaker 31 You mentioned SpongeBob before we started recording.

Speaker 86 Yes, SpongeBob was like my, that was my munchies, my munchie my munchie uh

Speaker 86 my munchie cartoon

Speaker 9 what wait do you how how uh how old are your kids my daughter 15.

Speaker 94 okay do you have any you don't have any little kids now no i definitely got a lot of little nieces and stuff you should watch bluey that's that's the new cartoon do you watch that

Speaker 71 what hell no why

Speaker 86 no i'm good why

Speaker 92 over bluey you you've watched bluey have took baby shark to the next level

Speaker 20 nah bro.

Speaker 28 What's Bluey? It's an Australian cattle dog family.

Speaker 9 It's fucking

Speaker 9 like Blue Healers.

Speaker 28 Yeah, they're so funny. I like that.

Speaker 2 It's a very funny cartoon.

Speaker 54 I watched it with my son. It's very funny.

Speaker 92 See, that's how it happens.

Speaker 103 See what I'm saying? Every grown man still had that little kid in him.

Speaker 102 Yeah.

Speaker 89 And that's the problem. We get with little kids and we get stuck in their life.

Speaker 98 We start playing Minecraft and shit.

Speaker 104 Like, nah, man.

Speaker 36 I don't like the slander on Bluey.

Speaker 45 I think Bluey's fucking hilarious.

Speaker 70 You've got probably the creative.

Speaker 90 You're right. You're right.
You're right.

Speaker 91 You're all right, though.

Speaker 85 You just watched it too much is that what happened you you over blewed yourself my niece loved that yeah my niece dream she loves blewing you blew yourself out uh-huh definitely she like all the she's youtubed out she's literally youtube the kids is youtubed out like they you'll find yourself doing challenges Like as a as a dad, do you have to watch what your kids are watching on YouTube?

Speaker 94 Oh, definitely.

Speaker 98 I got a couple of programs that I know how to shut things down on a computer and on a cell phone.

Speaker 86 Well, I got some good friends, man.

Speaker 83 They gave me some personal apps where I could censor

Speaker 87 everything they use.

Speaker 94 And, you know, Apple has this feature on there to when kids,

Speaker 94 you can actually,

Speaker 83 when kids go to certain sites and certain apps,

Speaker 98 they'll have to call you or get a password to get in it.

Speaker 94 Or

Speaker 94 you could shut all app use down at a certain time.

Speaker 101 So that's the way that I watch that, because you can never watch every damn cartoon.

Speaker 82 They've been having some real adult conversations in the cartoons.

Speaker 88 Yeah.

Speaker 17 Did you have to reach a point where you had a conversation with your kids about listening to dad's music and like what these songs meant and what dad meant when he was saying this?

Speaker 17 Have you had to do any of that?

Speaker 81 Definitely.

Speaker 18 Yeah.

Speaker 86 My daughter asked me about one of the real twerk records.

Speaker 87 She's like, dad, what are you talking about?

Speaker 100 I'm like, stop being funny.

Speaker 101 She said, no, for real.

Speaker 81 I want to know, like, was you trying to tell them to clap what?

Speaker 104 I'm like.

Speaker 10 um, you remember the video when you thought the sign language interpreter was dancing?

Speaker 45 That was one of my favorites. That's all I have.

Speaker 15 It's not really a question.

Speaker 9 That was awesome.

Speaker 93 Guilty.

Speaker 6 I mean, that was a great video.

Speaker 33 That was just, you just saw someone feeling the vibe, and you're like, all right, let's go.

Speaker 71 Let's go.

Speaker 90 Let's do it.

Speaker 82 That's what you want to do.

Speaker 91 You made it right here.

Speaker 89 Let's go do it. Yeah.

Speaker 9 It's an all-time clip.

Speaker 82 Whole time, the first six or ten roles was people that uh was deaf basically and they was lit like i didn't even know no one was deaf i'm like how y'all literally lit like it made me take that whole day and just chill and understand that community and just like yo i i'm i actually want to be like i want to hang with y'all y'all man it was fun as hell man i learned a lot about like so i learned literally a lot behind that video i learned a lot that's awesome a lot that's very cool

Speaker 17 for that video i i i've heard that uh that people that are hard of hearing, or if they're deaf, like totally, they can still feel the vibrations from the music.

Speaker 17 And they combine that with the visual effects and the sign language person. And they have a kick-ass time at concerts.
They probably have a better time than I do.

Speaker 81 Definitely.

Speaker 89 I'm telling, man, only if you knew.

Speaker 98 Like, nine times out of ten, every festival, the first couple of rows is full of like kids that actually came here

Speaker 101 and they lit. And some adults be lit.

Speaker 85 I'm talking super, super turkey.

Speaker 81 Like, I now I know that I'm like, no wonder my front rows be so lit.

Speaker 20 I love it.

Speaker 9 I love that.

Speaker 17 We should market this podcast to deaf people. Yeah.
I feel like deaf people would really like the sound of my voice. Yeah.

Speaker 91 I don't know.

Speaker 67 Do you have any questions for us? Who's going to win the NBA title this year?

Speaker 80 I was about to ask y'all that.

Speaker 13 You were going to ask us that?

Speaker 69 No way.

Speaker 81 I feel like I know who's going to win it.

Speaker 9 Okay.

Speaker 87 I think Steph Curry on the West will take it.

Speaker 85 No.

Speaker 81 Yes.

Speaker 9 No. That's a spicy thing.
Are they going to even make the playoffs?

Speaker 86 Oh, no, no, no. Steph Curry definitely not going to win it.
LeBron will take it.

Speaker 94 My underdogs is Steph Curry.

Speaker 101 The East is challenging.

Speaker 105 Because I don't know, man. Because

Speaker 92 you have the Nets, obviously.

Speaker 95 Then you have Milwaukee.

Speaker 102 Then you have the Celtics.

Speaker 105 And then you have Philly.

Speaker 84 It's Toronto or West or East.

Speaker 9 The East East.

Speaker 36 I think the Nets are going to win it in the East.

Speaker 9 You think the Nets? Yeah.

Speaker 61 They just got our guy, Blake Griffin, so that will be the final piece.

Speaker 87 But he's not playing, though.

Speaker 91 Ain't Blake injured?

Speaker 62 No, he's...

Speaker 66 Did I just break the news to you?

Speaker 20 Playing his way back into shape.

Speaker 87 No, no, no, no.

Speaker 94 Blake not dunking how he used to.

Speaker 98 That's the clip I see.

Speaker 9 Okay.

Speaker 36 Yeah, no, he's going to play.

Speaker 17 He's not injured. He just played in Detroit for a while.

Speaker 102 To me, it's out of Philly Celtics

Speaker 84 in the Nets.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I mean, I agree.

Speaker 86 The Celtics are running you up and down the court.

Speaker 21 Yeah, they've struggled a little this year, but yeah, it seems like they're figuring it out.

Speaker 17 Did you grow up a Knicks fan?

Speaker 87 Definitely.

Speaker 46 So is this year, are you like, are you excited?

Speaker 17 This is our year. This is the year that we might win a playoff series, maybe?

Speaker 81 It's a possibility, but I was mad at the Knicks ever since Patrick Neuron did a finger roll.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 83 That finger roll crushed me, man.

Speaker 17 That was tough. You're seven feet tall.

Speaker 9 Go hard at the rim.

Speaker 86 I was a Knicks fan back when LJ was just like, yo, yo, Knicks was crazy, man.

Speaker 83 Nick's was it, especially John Starks. John Starks was my guy.

Speaker 87 I said, my best Knicks player, though, was Marcus Cammy.

Speaker 86 His whole demeanor and how he played was everything.

Speaker 51 Okay, last question. The Roback question.

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Speaker 7 Do you have any other questions for us?

Speaker 26 I mean, this has been awesome.

Speaker 41 We appreciate you coming on.

Speaker 54 Everyone, go watch the new show coming out March 18th on WeTV.

Speaker 86 I'm locking in on part of my take.

Speaker 82 Now I see the faces behind the voices because y'all be saying some funny shit, man.

Speaker 9 Thank you, man.

Speaker 17 Stupid shit.

Speaker 9 Very stupid.

Speaker 66 Bad takes. What's your bad take?

Speaker 17 What's your favorite moment in part of my take history?

Speaker 86 What's my favorite moment?

Speaker 17 No, what's your favorite moment?

Speaker 17 I i know you're a long time listener the show and you're you're excited to see us for the first time what's your favorite moment uh going back four years you know you know my favorite moments are about y'all in general

Speaker 83 y'all perception of situations the way y'all y'all just like yeah y'all take y'all take a subject yeah that don't got to do with basketball and make it a part of basketball make it a part of football That's true.

Speaker 17 That's a good answer. You're such a good bullshit.

Speaker 42 You are a good connector.

Speaker 10 I thought you were going to say Sonny Digital, the tracks we did with him.

Speaker 71 Yeah.

Speaker 105 hey that's what i meant to ask y'all base y'all watch baseball yes

Speaker 87 who did y'all team cubs i like the nats nets cubs all right cool i will keep that in mind all right well okay that sounds threatening cuz man i'm a tomahawk boy so i keep that in mind okay because they ain't let us win that's true when they lost in game five a couple years ago like 20 to nothing oh my god that was bad

Speaker 88 i just was bad now it's time to throw my cell phone all right all right.

Speaker 61 Well, Waka, thank you so much, man.

Speaker 20 He actually threw it.

Speaker 9 We appreciate it, man.

Speaker 20 It's been awesome.

Speaker 65 Dr. Waka Flock of Flame.

Speaker 22 Future President Waka Flock of Flame.

Speaker 89 All right, y'all.

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Speaker 69 Okay, let's wrap up the show.

Speaker 4 We got

Speaker 48 some FAQs.

Speaker 65 Let's do it.

Speaker 52 Exciting.

Speaker 21 Very exciting.

Speaker 19 What is Billy's chill to pull ratio?

Speaker 9 Oh.

Speaker 59 Zero.

Speaker 87 Undefined.

Speaker 10 It doesn't compute?

Speaker 58 It does not compute.

Speaker 45 Like it's a broken cell in XL?

Speaker 91 Yes.

Speaker 52 Chill to pull.

Speaker 6 How chill do you get, though?

Speaker 4 Let's ask that.

Speaker 77 Oh, I get chill as fuck.

Speaker 59 I play Coors Light.

Speaker 28 At your max chillest, though, would you say, like, what's your chill?

Speaker 43 What's the

Speaker 5 baseball? What's it, 20 to 80?

Speaker 17 The Mendoza line.

Speaker 10 No, 20 to 80 is the scouting, right?

Speaker 23 I think it's, it's something ridiculous like that.

Speaker 36 What 20 to 80?

Speaker 18 80 is the top.

Speaker 9 20 is the lowest.

Speaker 47 What's your chill level?

Speaker 59 I'd like to think I'm pretty chill.

Speaker 9 Do you guys think I'm chill?

Speaker 57 That's how you'll answer.

Speaker 9 You shouldn't care.

Speaker 17 What percent Blake?

Speaker 9 35 PFT is burning.

Speaker 19 Yeah.

Speaker 17 True.

Speaker 17 You've actually raged quite a bit.

Speaker 59 Honestly, I've been called No Chill Bill recently.

Speaker 9 Oh, shit.

Speaker 12 That's actually an awesome nickname.

Speaker 15 Yeah.

Speaker 10 No chill.

Speaker 36 Because, wait, Chill Bill. No, Chill Bill's not cool.

Speaker 45 No Chill Bill is.

Speaker 59 No, I've been working on my chilling recently. Yeah.

Speaker 17 How do you work on your chilling?

Speaker 71 Coors Light.

Speaker 17 No, but the sounds are blue.

Speaker 17 When was the last time you had a moment where you looked around? You're like, I'm at optimal chill levels right now.

Speaker 71 Sunday night.

Speaker 59 Honestly, Wednesday, the sun was out. It was St.
Patrick's Day, just sitting some vitamin D.

Speaker 41 Just chilling?

Speaker 17 You were not chilling on St. Patrick's.
I saw the hat that you were wearing.

Speaker 9 Billy looked like

Speaker 17 you looked like a roadie from the Dropkick Murphys on Saturday.

Speaker 9 You weren't looking for a fight somewhere.

Speaker 17 No, I wasn't.

Speaker 59 I was sitting on a couch with my dog. It was sick.

Speaker 58 Looking for a fight.

Speaker 17 No, I was not. You were wishing somebody would come through the door and started step to you.

Speaker 10 Yeah, you wanted someone to step to you. Nope.

Speaker 9 Okay.

Speaker 28 I got legal hands.

Speaker 12 I can't fight anybody.

Speaker 57 No, seriously.

Speaker 50 Like, legally, I can get

Speaker 59 murder, not manslaughter, if I get into a fight with someone.

Speaker 17 That's the least chill thing you've ever said.

Speaker 9 Well, I got it.

Speaker 59 Yeah, legally, because I was registered in a professional boxing match.

Speaker 57 If I get into a fight with someone,

Speaker 9 I don't think it's a professional event.

Speaker 58 It was professional.

Speaker 7 Officially an amateur.

Speaker 59 No, it's a professional event because he went professional to fight his fight, so I had to register as a professional.

Speaker 17 I don't think anything about that is true, Billy.

Speaker 9 No, but

Speaker 54 I'm going to say something nice.

Speaker 36 That's a cool thing.

Speaker 29 That's a cool thing to be able to say.

Speaker 40 Like, yo, I would fight you, bro, but I'd have to go to jail for you.

Speaker 59 No, it's one of my no-chill things. I'm like, fuck, like, what if something happens? I go to jail.

Speaker 52 I would be just terrible in jail.

Speaker 9 No, you don't. No, you got weapons.

Speaker 66 You got two weapons in this.

Speaker 42 No, but they would be like, that guy has no fucking weapons.

Speaker 31 Actually, you know what they would have to do?

Speaker 4 They'd actually have to cut your hands off before you went to jail. Anyway.

Speaker 13 They don't let you bring in weapons.

Speaker 17 What would be your mindset when you went to prison?

Speaker 9 Dude, I would never go to prison.

Speaker 17 Unless you beat somebody else.

Speaker 59 Well, that's never going to happen. I would let someone beat me up.
I'd rather not go to prison.

Speaker 9 All right, so you're...

Speaker 60 you're so people are going to step to you. It'd be very funny.

Speaker 9 That's a stupid thing to say. If

Speaker 17 Billy had to get a lethal injection for being not chill enough, he would learn so much about the drugs that we're going to go into beforehand.

Speaker 9 I went this shot.

Speaker 58 Yeah.

Speaker 17 No, that orbitu is going to make my nipples weird. All right.

Speaker 9 Go ahead.

Speaker 19 What's up, A-Rod's co-host and Arian Foster's co-host? You've had David Spade, Adam Sandler, Tim Meadows, and Rob Schneider on the show.

Speaker 69 Great guests. All of them.

Speaker 19 Any chance you can get Norm McDonald on to keep the mid-90s SNL theme going?

Speaker 17 I'd love to talk to Norm. Norm's a big sports gambling guy, too.
Yeah.

Speaker 17 My favorite thing that Norm does is when he's just live tweeting golf events, but he's doing it like 10 minutes after they happen.

Speaker 17 But they're the most bland tweets ever. It's like, and Phil within seven feet there, great shot.
And that hole happened 10 minutes ago.

Speaker 9 I would definitely have Norm McDonald on as well.

Speaker 19 Sup, guys, especially Big Ten Cat. My dog died in August.
We are incredibly close and it's been very tough. We got a new puppy just before we put him down.
My wife already already had a dog.

Speaker 19 Now the puppy likes her more than me. So she's both dogs' favorite person.

Speaker 19 How do I talk her into a third dog in hopes I'm the favorite?

Speaker 9 You're just gonna keep getting dogs.

Speaker 19 Maybe we know work on the puppy.

Speaker 9 Yeah, hey, maybe take him on a walk, dude.

Speaker 10 Maybe just be like more dog-friendly.

Speaker 19 Play with your dog.

Speaker 17 Play with your dog.

Speaker 17 I would try to, like, I don't want to use the word kidnap, but I would like to make sure the dog only saw me for like a week non-stop at a time because at that age,

Speaker 17 they'll imprint on you pretty. So just take your dog to work

Speaker 19 you could also you could also just like pretend that you work at general mills for a day and just line your pockets with shrimp and just walk around your house and your dog will love you if we're in the trust tree i i ria spent uh like four straight days with norman and i came home i i would have said i was you know the favorite the dog favorite and i came home and he just like wasn't even interested anymore i think i lost i think being away for that long i've lost the lead that's honestly the best way to do it is just every time the dog sees you give it a treat just bribe it and then and then if your significant other asks you, like, if you're giving the dog too many treats, be like, no, not at all.

Speaker 17 But just do that for like four days and you should be good.

Speaker 49 Can't you just show Norm some porn?

Speaker 9 No, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 19 He's neutered.

Speaker 9 What?

Speaker 54 So you didn't get the boners?

Speaker 58 No, he still does. No, he still does.

Speaker 9 Well,

Speaker 19 we talked about it.

Speaker 17 Why don't you get him just like a real hot stuffed animal?

Speaker 9 Let's talk about it again.

Speaker 17 Turn your boy into a man.

Speaker 19 Like, when I'm there and Rhea's not there,

Speaker 19 he's like missing a girl and starts starts humping.

Speaker 19 For example, Rhea was by himself all weekend, no humping.

Speaker 61 Wait, so Norm is the fucking, everyone hates that dude who, like, when you're hanging out with the boys and trying to chill, like, yo, where are the chicks?

Speaker 48 Yeah. Like, we need some chicks here.

Speaker 10 Let's go out and try to get laid.

Speaker 69 That's Norm? I guess.

Speaker 19 Fuck. Yeah, he's like, where's my stuffed animal?

Speaker 10 No chill. Norm's got no chill.

Speaker 7 Can't just hang with the boys.

Speaker 19 Would you guys ever record an episode

Speaker 9 in space?

Speaker 19 Would y'all ever record an episode in space?

Speaker 36 No. Yeah.

Speaker 17 No. Yes.
I don't think so. Yes.
No. It's going to be no for me.

Speaker 9 Why not?

Speaker 17 I don't like heights. Okay.

Speaker 17 Actually, if you're in outer space,

Speaker 17 is that high?

Speaker 37 I'm saying yes.

Speaker 71 Why not?

Speaker 42 I agree.

Speaker 21 Did Elon Musk write this?

Speaker 19 I think so. Yeah.
Probably.

Speaker 19 Where was that question?

Speaker 17 Sorry. I want my body jettisoned into outer space after I die.

Speaker 9 There is space for it.

Speaker 17 Just to be floating around the entire galaxy. Eventually, somebody will find it, maybe reanimate it, put me in a zoo.

Speaker 10 Put you in a direct TV satellite so you can stream Red Zone every weekend.

Speaker 57 Fuck yes. That would be sick.

Speaker 17 But then they're going to sell to ESPN.

Speaker 9 Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 19 That's going to be an issue. You talk about having a PMT group chat, but do you also have a secret PMT group chat that doesn't include Billy so you guys can talk about it behind his back?

Speaker 17 Yeah,

Speaker 19 we started that a while ago. Yes.

Speaker 17 That's where all the real good stuff happens.

Speaker 9 That's where we're really woke.

Speaker 28 No, it actually isn't. It's really, we have a separate chat without Billy that is solely for

Speaker 45 plan-making that we know Billy's going to ask a billion questions about that we can just get it done with.

Speaker 47 And then we tell Billy, hey, this is what we're going to do.

Speaker 61 Do you guys. That's all it is, Billy.

Speaker 17 You wouldn't want to be on it, anyways. Ignorance is bliss.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 19 Do you guys still make $75,000 per episode? No, also

Speaker 19 on Vanny Woodhead.

Speaker 13 With inflation, it's like $100,000.

Speaker 17 Yeah. And then, yeah, it got bumped up a couple years ago.
I think now we're at like 107,000 bitcoins per episode.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 17 I actually get paid in Dogecoin here.

Speaker 9 Yeah, it's not a big deal.

Speaker 77 Vanny Woodhead?

Speaker 59 I'm actually going to try to fix it up for the summer. Okay, great.

Speaker 9 Yeah, that's going to happen.

Speaker 9 No, seriously.

Speaker 57 Yeah, no,

Speaker 17 it's going to absolutely. I am 100% confident you will get that done.

Speaker 59 Yep. When I graduate, I'm going to have so much fucking time.

Speaker 40 Oh, yeah. Well, you already got to get us an NFT.

Speaker 28 You've got to get an NFT of Jake's voice.

Speaker 56 You've got to fix Vanny Woodhead.

Speaker 17 You got to finish the bracket.

Speaker 50 QB bracket.

Speaker 59 Well, he'll get its winner.

Speaker 77 Yep.

Speaker 17 You got to find my avatar. How's that going?

Speaker 59 Okay, I'll actually do that soon.

Speaker 20 Okay.

Speaker 19 Got it. All right.
All right, last one. Sup, fellas, not to be a downer during the best time of the year, but have you guys given much thought to if/slash when you retire from the podcasting life?

Speaker 19 I'd like to imagine you'll be doing this until your deathbed because I don't want to live in a world without PMT. Also, Billy as a host just won't fill the void.
Sorry, Billy.

Speaker 9 Oh, wow.

Speaker 9 No, that's fair.

Speaker 7 Did you go on Chris Long's show, Billy?

Speaker 9 No, I haven't. Oh.

Speaker 9 I would have asked you. You can.
You can. Is that okay? Yeah.
Thank you.

Speaker 9 Were you asked?

Speaker 24 Yes. I'm going to retire in like

Speaker 72 three years.

Speaker 9 I think it's. No, I don't.
I don't know.

Speaker 17 It's probably going to be like. Have you seen those videos of Arnold Schwarzenegger on his farm with like his giant ponies?

Speaker 17 That's probably where I'm just going to have a farm. I'm actually going to turn into Billy when I retire.
I'm just going to have a farm with a shitload of animals.

Speaker 10 Just Just chill.

Speaker 40 I think as soon as I'm, like, it's funny being old right now, but then when I'm real old, old, it'll be like, this sucks.

Speaker 17 And then Billy will be able to take over. And then we can do a reunion tour when we're old, old, old.

Speaker 9 Like 80.

Speaker 17 Correct. That would be amazing.
No, but guys, you guys. Perry Ellis' senior season.
You guys back together for one more.

Speaker 59 You're going to get a movie bait on you guys. It's going to be sick.

Speaker 13 Our life is going to be like a movie.

Speaker 59 Well, no, like the movie, the documentary movie.

Speaker 58 The program. Who do you think is going to play you guys?

Speaker 10 Billy's way of saying, hey, I want some cash.

Speaker 24 Can I direct this?

Speaker 59 Can I produce? No, I have zero qualifications. Scripted.

Speaker 48 Billy, scripting.

Speaker 65 That has never stopped you.

Speaker 96 Also,

Speaker 96 what's a Billy I know? Come on.

Speaker 17 Cast it real quick. It's actually a very easy casting job.

Speaker 9 I'm the rock.

Speaker 9 Right.

Speaker 17 I'm Triple H.

Speaker 9 Or.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 18 Hank is the dude that looks like Hank.

Speaker 59 Yeah, from Ferry Valley.

Speaker 12 Yep.

Speaker 9 Okay, cool. Perfect.
All right.

Speaker 9 Jake is Ravell. I'll start the screenplay.

Speaker 60 Yeah, Jake is Ravel.

Speaker 28 Bubba is who's like the

Speaker 60 Bubba is

Speaker 60 Bubba.

Speaker 21 I was going to make a joke, but I'm not.

Speaker 9 Jeremy Runner. Nope.

Speaker 40 Don't make. Don't make...
You know what?

Speaker 61 I've decided

Speaker 12 to do this.

Speaker 37 No, be nice to Jake week.

Speaker 36 If you can connect those dots, you can connect those dots.

Speaker 17 Bubba is Brad Pitt and Mitcho Black.

Speaker 58 All right.

Speaker 9 Let's do it.

Speaker 23 Let's do the numbers.

Speaker 33 We're back in the studio. 30.

Speaker 3 99. 8.

Speaker 19 29. I'm actually.

Speaker 38 18.

Speaker 17 32. I've lost track of what number I'm supposed to play.

Speaker 9 19.

Speaker 19 Like two in a row for 19.

Speaker 9 Yeah, that was. 19's been hot.

Speaker 38 Yeah, that's two balls in a row because we did a

Speaker 38 on Thursday. It was random, but it was 19.
It was a computer version.

Speaker 17 Right, but I feel like the ball 19 has been hot in the last month.

Speaker 77 No.

Speaker 38 19 was the first time two times ago.

Speaker 42 Okay, animal fact? fact

Speaker 59 Dolphins are not the only animals besides humans to have sex or pleasure.

Speaker 19 Love you guys.

Speaker 57 What's the other one?

Speaker 19 I was gonna say, wait, wait, wait, wait, what's the other animal?

Speaker 59 Turns out any animal with an orgasm by definition.

Speaker 59 I'm just so dang. I'm a housewaster.

Speaker 59 I don't know about you, I'm telling you.

Speaker 59 I'ma make it thunderstorm. Pull it on it, blop it out.
Go with fuck it, I don't care. Just who's flyin' everywhere.
Got my partner rocks, go like bro. I'm drunk at hell, can't you tell?

Speaker 34 You said me feel bad, beat this step from workin' well.

Speaker 107 I'm tryna hit the hotel with two girls, that's wild.

Speaker 34 Moscato got a freaky. Hey, you got me in a trance, please take up your pants.
I'm swap on the hands, man. You got me sweating, sleeping with a damn

Speaker 34 gamma movie. I'm not me in the train.

Speaker 34 I'm just watching

Speaker 107 I swing that word, I just know trucking a little bit.

Speaker 108 What's your name?

Speaker 107 And you not hit Boo I Wild Lay in that that DC shit, I rap all day.

Speaker 108 And my eyes red, cause I hard that hate. Don't blow my heart, let me shine.

Speaker 109 No more than we need to take my time.

Speaker 34 Nigga, one V, big, check it outside.

Speaker 109 Fucking web bar.

Speaker 34 These holes ain't mine.

Speaker 109 You out your mind, you out your lead. Sweat no bitch, it's just wet out weeds.

Speaker 108 Wet out tracks, let me do my thing.

Speaker 109 I got 16, bitch, lost your thing, but I'm almost done.

Speaker 108 Let me get back to it.

Speaker 34 Hold out aloud, it'll go backward.

Speaker 109 Hold out of money, bitch, till I will.

Speaker 34 I'll put her on a train, little edge and cup. Bitch,

Speaker 34 got me out of tracks. These days I hate that.

Speaker 34 Brain, rain, go away. That's what I'm ahead of say.
My pockets stuck all over, but my rain never ain't drapped.

Speaker 34 No need to be labor.

Speaker 34 But I'ma get money, nigga, air and they stop. Nigga, that's my get a chance after me.
Push the bottom like I'm coming off a prefo. Can't be in the game, no T-No.

Speaker 107 It's Lambo Roscoe, no street cold.

Speaker 20 You know, you got me not like Nevo.

Speaker 107 Yo, yo, yo, yo, goin' to do your day. Right now, and I'ma throw this money.
Why you do it with no hand?

Speaker 34 Got me in the train.

Speaker 34 This one's got a bottle, feel the