Waka Flocka Flame, Sweet 16 Is Set And Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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In our studio. We got to get on a track.
We got to get on a track. Foreshadowing.
Also, not exercising. Just saying Sunny Digital.
Whenever we drop Sunny Digital to anyone, and they're like, what? Like, yeah. It's cool.
It was honestly like when we said Sunny Digital to him, the surprise that he had, I felt a little disrespected. Like, we don't look like we could be best friends at Sunny Digital.
Yeah, it was awesome.

All right, so we got that.

We got some wrap-up of the first two rounds.

We had our Monday tournament, which was very bizarre feeling-wise. But we have our Sweet 16 set.

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Today is Wednesday, March 24th, and I have officially entered college basketball withdrawal. My body's shaking.
The schedule was weird because it felt like a Monday night football game when you have something to look forward to all day that first day back at work. And then on Tuesday, there's no Mac.
You love the Mac. I always appreciate it as kind of like a hair of the dog from the weekend.
Yes. A little football to get you out of all the football.
And so there should be a basketball game on. Jake pointed out that, was it the CBA? CBI? CBI.
Please don't disrespect the CBI. I'm more of whatever one the pineapple tournament was.
Bellarmine is playing tonight. I bet on Bellarmine on Monday.
I say it how I want to say it, okay? I got yelled at the beginning of the season. I'll say it how I want.
Where is Bellarmine? I think in North Carolina. No,, it's in, yeah, it's in Kentucky.
Louisville, yeah. Okay, Bellarmine is going to be playing tonight.
I'm excited for that game. So, yeah, no, there was, I woke up today and I was like, wait, we don't just have college basketball forever.
I actually thought about it. How many more days could you have done that? I probably would have had one more day in me of just eating garbage and watching college basketball wall to wall and then i would have been like all right i need to go back to regular life it's essentially it was like a four or five day bachelor party when you're on a bachelor party and you have that moment you look around you're like should we just like get a place together and just do this all the time and then you wake up the You're like, holy fuck.
I need to go back to my family and my regular life and just like try to sleep a little bit and drink some water and do regular people things. So me and Hank and Bubba, we got out of there on Monday morning.
And that's the move. Just like a bachelor party.
Not staying that extra day. Coming back.
Kind of felt like a normal human. But there's something about being really lazy that makes you feel lazier you know like i i was exhausted from doing absolutely nothing yes all weekend except well i wasn't doing nothing i you know what self-care is important i was i was actually mentally stimulating myself the entire time was thinking very hard using critical analysis i was working very hard at doing nothing but you still even though you don't do shit all day you feel exhausted i felt more tired than if i had run like a half marathon easily easily but we're uh we're gonna pick up the pieces we got sweet 16 on saturday sunday lead eight monday tuesday so monday's games it was like uh everything was restored the craziness of this tournament you went to Monday, and you're like, oh, yeah, some of these teams are really good for a reason.
Blowouts left and right. The good teams advance.
Michigan advances. Gonzaga advances.
Michigan was in a little bit of a fight, but Gonzaga was pretty easy. Oregon, Pac-12.
Bill Walton. We need to get Bill Walton somehow involved.
We need to get him to Indy because this is what he has been. The Pac-12 has been down for a little bit here.
He's been just saying conference of champions, just fighting through it. And now, after a college basketball season where all the stories were the Big Ten and the Big 12 are by far and away the best conferences, and the ACC is having a down year and all this stuff.
The Pac-12 has four teams in the Sweet 16, and the Big 12 and the Big Ten each have one. Billy was right, picking two big Pac-12 teams, right? That's not what he did.
He took two in the same region. He took Gonzaga and Iowa in his Final Four.
But those weren't Pac-12. He didn't take any Pac-12.
Okay, okay, yeah. Gonzaga's not.
He didn't take any Pac-12. I talked myself into the take.
It was a Bill Walton move. Okay, yeah.
So Bill Walton is actually – I saw him get some shit online today. I saw somebody saying that Bill Walton is actually a bad – he's the reason why no one respects the Pac-12.
It's the opposite. Yes, exactly.
He's the biggest cheerleader you have. The Conference of Champions is what he says over and over.
He's incepted us into thinking that the Pac-12 is actually the Conference of Champions, and now he's incepted the teams themselves into believing in themselves so much that they are now advancing to potentially become the Conference of Champions. No, Larry Scott was the reason why, and he's gone, so the Pac-12 is officially back.
Pac-12 is back big time. The last of the Blue Bloods is out.
Yep. Kansas is gone.
First time

since, what was it, 1979

I think, that Duke, UNC, Kansas

and North Carolina aren't in the Sweet 16.

One of those four is not in the

Sweet 16. There's a, uh, the most

the sum of the all seeds

is it's the most, uh, ever

with 94, 5.88

average. But, the craziest part

about this tournament, and it's actually I'm gonna say it, like there's some people like, oh, it doesn't feel real because there's no crowds on this. This might be the best tournament just for the simple fact that you have awesome stories, because this happens with March Madness, where we root for upsets.
But then when the upsets go too far, we're like, hey, this kind of sucks because they're eventually going to get blown out by the really good teams. So we have the upsets, but we also have the really good teams too because you have the highest sum of seeds ever and then you have two ones and two twos and a three still alive.
So it's actually the perfect bracket in terms of some really fun stories and also some really fucking good teams that were really good all year that are showing it. Like Alabama, Gonzaga, Michigan were three of the top ten teams pretty much all season.
And to have them in the Sweet 16 is great, and it's also great to have Loyola Chicago and Oregon State and Oral Roberts and these other fun stories. Do you think that we should reseed after the second round? Like us personally, not the tournament obviously.
Yeah, I'll do it right now. Okay, let's reseed.
We've got Gonzaga against Creighton. That's a one against...
Creighton's first Sweet 16 ever, which, by the way, shout out to whoever was doing the PR for Creighton because that's something I did not realize. When they're like, yeah, this is their first time in the current setup of the tournament that Creighton has made it to the Sweet 16.

If you had asked me that question, I would have said they've been to at least five.

Just through the Dougie McBuckets years.

Right.

They definitely won a championship at some point.

So I have Gonzaga as a one, and then I'll put Creighton as a seven.

No, I think what we've got to do is reseed the whole.

So do it the other way.

Do it.

Oral Roberts is the 16 seed, the only 16 seed. Like, it should be one through 16 okay oral roberts is 16 uh i'm bumping loyola up to the four no no what i'm saying is it's one only one through 16 is left yeah four power between you think they're you think they're the fourth best team i'm putting them as okay got it yeah sister gene the witch this actually is terrible podcastinging because we didn't plan this.
I assume you guys are trying to do it, but it's not organized at all. Yeah, let's cancel this.
We can tweet it out. Okay, you know what? You do.
You re-seed them. You re-seed them for us.
Okay, I'll tweet it out tomorrow. Give us just a taste, though.
Gonzaga versus Oral Roberts is the 1-16 game. Baylor against Oregon State is the 2-15 game.
He's ready for this. No, I'm just ready.

No, I like this.

Michigan versus...

Oh, we have three ones.

I said two ones.

We have three ones.

I'm an idiot.

Michigan's the three.

Syracuse is the 14.

Let's go with Bama the four seed.

And the 13's got to be UCLA.

He's doing it right now.

This is great.

The five is going to be Alabama.

Yep.

The 12 is probably...

Villanova?

Oregon.

Creighton?

Oregon.

Oregon, okay.

The six, we can do Arkansas.

Okay.

Against Creighton.

Okay.

7-10.

I think the committee got it wrong.

Villanova, USC.

Okay.

Oh, I think it's the other way around.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I would have Arkansas over Syracuse and Alabama oh I forgot about Houston no he does wait I forgot about no no no he said that he had Arkansas as the six yeah Syracuse is the 14 oh I thought he said the four no 14 he's a big jet okay I was like why aren't we calling him out no I forgot about Houston again this is the worst radio I ever I radio ever. I like this.
I'll type it out. I'll type it out.
But yeah, I forgot about Houston. He was like the five.
That was us doing our Mike Francesa bit on Pardon My Take. That was just us naming colleges for about five minutes consecutively.
Okay, so other thoughts. So it is like the perfect – the fact that we have these crazy stories with oral roberts and and oregon state

and then uh like i said i i misspoke two ones it's three ones makes it awesome now jake do you have your updated uh any one shining moments that were added from monday the shoe game from ohio has to be it yeah the fact that he was playing with two different shoes why didn't he just put on the new pair? I don't know. So he broke one of his shoes, and they had a new pair on the sideline, and he just took the right shoe from the new pair, and he was wearing two different shoes.
If I did that, I would have to lay down for a week. That'll fuck your back up.
It looked so stupid, too, because it was a gray shoe and a black shoe. It looked like a kicker.
Yeah.

So I think that probably gets thrown in there, maybe.

Yeah, maybe.

Quirkiness.

So while we were recording on Sunday night,

Cade Cunningham had this ridiculous stretch where he saved the ball from going out of bounds,

made a three, and then assisted on another three.

They had two threes in like six seconds.

So that highlight's going to get in.

And then it's going to be a little montage of Alabama making threes against Maryland because they made, I think, like 16 or 17 last night. Yeah, that was crazy.
Alabama, they're a spider monkey. They could shoot their way to the championship.
Luka Garza crying and hugging Fran McCaffrey. That was sad.
Yeah, very sad. Very sad.
That's it so far because Monday was all blowouts, a bunch of chalk. It was a bunch of chalk.
So, yeah. Yeah.
All right. So, yeah, Luka Garza definitely has to be on there.
And maybe, I mean, Kansas getting whooped the way they did was significant. Yeah, Isaiah Mobley went off for USC.
Yes, the Mobley brothers. Yeah.
His dad's a coach. Also, I like Turgeon after the game.
Turgeon after the game. He basically said, like, this was as good as a national championship for us this year.
And then went through the list of all the guys that they had out and how many different guys they had playing out of position. It's like, this is the best team.
Sounds like he's. This is the best team I've ever coached.
He's basically applying for his job again. Yes, yes.
He's like, technically, he did the thing that we do with, like, Bill Belichick. This is my best coaching job that I've ever done.
I do think if you're a Maryland fan, that's, like, losing in the tournament sucks, but losing like Rutgers did sucked way more than how Maryland lost, where it was like, no one, like, Alabama was so good on Monday night, they could have beaten an NBA team. Yeah, that's the spin zone he should have gone with, is just, like, we ran into a team that I had on my board as being the best team in the country.
That's what he should have said. Right, right.
Exactly. The other, we also had a...
Oh, shout out Mick Cronin. Yeah.
Mick Cronin. And HEP.
Putting it together right now. Dude, the Pac-12 has been awesome.
Listen, apparently if you're born in Cincinnati or you spend more than two years in Cincinnati, youati you become an excellent college basketball coach yeah they were uh well that was also what what i was saying earlier about how when you have the lower seeds go a little too far kind of ruins it that ucla abilene christian game was the perfect example where you watched it and everyone on ucla was like a foot taller yeah like like this doesn't this doesn't work like if they had picked teams, it was so unfair. It takes a certain type of matchup to have two of the Cinderella's play against each other and for it to still feel like another big game.
Right. In this case, it didn't really feel like another big game.
But Oregon State and Loyola, that feels like a big game to me. Yes.
You have to be eight against the 12, but it does feel, by the way those teams played in the first two rounds, that feels like it's a 4-5. Since we are a pro Rick Pitino podcast now, I just want to say I think his quote was fantastic.
I don't know if you guys saw. He said that if Coach Cal went to the pros today and Kentucky respectfully called me, I would say that's the greatest honor in the world, but I'm very happy I'm staying at Iona.
It's all class. So that's class to hypothetically be offered the Kentucky job out of thin air, even though Kentucky would never offer him the job again.
To turn it down is all class. It's all class.
No, I think that there's a good chance that Rick Pitino gets offered the Kentucky job, and he will turn it down. I think he's going to be in Iona for the long haul.
I would just like to comment, I'm a huge Rick Pitino fan. Yeah.
Always have been. Well, you're a security, so yeah.
Well, I just want to know. I've noticed that a lot of the media out there has taken some pot shots.
I've seen a lot of tweets about Rick Pitino saying things like, this can't be the Rick Pitino redemption tour because he got into the NCAA tournament.

Yeah, it is.

He took a team that had COVID all year

after spending a year in Greece coaching those guys up

and came and he took that small school

back to the NCAA tournament.

He went dancing, okay?

So please put respect on Rick Pitino's name.

I have been for a long time.

It's just sad to see people in the media joking about him.

It's like, this guy puts his heart and his soul into his job easily hank want to say something nice about rick patino okay thanks providence providence oh providence there you go that's nice you respect well you're i mean you're a big east guy through and through right right you rick patino's career ended when he left Providence. Exactly.
According to you. Anything else before we do Hot Seek? Oh, I saw Pro Days are obviously back.
Najee Harris. So he drove nine hours because his flight got canceled? Yeah, just to gas up his voice.
Yeah, he wasn't even participating. So everyone was saying football guy, but like, wait, he wasn't participating? No.
Oh. He was just going to support his teammates.
Yeah, just for those. Who hasn't driven somewhere when their flight got canceled? That wasn't that crazy.
I think that to get full, like, this guy wants it more, you have to sleep in your car. At least one night.
No, it's not about him wanting more. He was just going.
He went there because his teammates were going to be doing their pro day. He wanted to be there to lend more support.
I don't think it's a football guy move. It's not a football guy.
It's a Kings helping Kings move. Cheerleader move.
I like what Bo Nix said. Auburn quarterback Bo Nix said, there's really nothing that you can do about the criticism, to be honest.
Everyone's always going to have something to say, positive or negative. One thing that always sticks out to me, even going to the cross, Jesus had people talking bad about him.
So if they were talking bad about him, they're going to consistently talk bad about me. That's for sure.
Why was Bo Nix talking? Because they were asking at his pro day. He's not.
He's not. He's a sophomore.
Well, it was during an interview this year. Got it.
Got it. I was like, Bo Nix is just inserting himself into pro days.

It was last week.

And he's not going to be a pro.

Oh, yeah.

He's going to get drafted.

Somebody's going to draft Bo Nix just based on his name only.

He's not shown it yet.

I think we should have, by the way, we should have pro days for everyone.

Because it's the greatest pump up.

You basically get to hang out at your home facility, throw to your receivers,

do just your drills. Like a lot of these pro days for quarterbacks they just go out there they throw the same routes they've been throwing forever they throw it deep a few times and everyone's like holy shit he impressed in his pro day yes we should we should we should have pro days where some scouts come and sit in here and we just tell jokes and they laugh and it's like well good job guys yeah there was uh dude i think i'm in love with rondale moore by the way fromdue yeah he's awesome five seven yes he's all measured up at five been awesome yeah but he's him in his uh in bell he squats 600 pounds yeah no he's a beast yeah he's he's uh you draft him as a playmaker that's his position offensive weapon yeah it doesn't running back wide receiver because i know some people like oh make him a running back.
He's a wide receiver, but he's a playmaker first and foremost. That's the guy

that you get the ball in his hands. You know what he does?

Two things. One, he's a matchup nightmare.

Two, he keeps

opposing defensive coordinators up at night.

All you have to do if you're an offensive coordinator

is you've got to draft him and then get him in

space. That's it.

If you draft Rondell Moore,

get him in space, Super Bowl. We're trying to get more touches with Rondell Moore.
That's all it takes. What do you say, Billy, from your pro day? You should have a pro day.
You never got a pro day. I never did.
You got robbed of your pro day. But what could have been? We'll script out your throws.
Yes. We'll run the routes for you.
Billy, you have unlimited upside, really, because there's no college tape of you playing quarterback. Zero college tape.
Like, actually, zero. There's none.
I know. But you were so highly touted coming out of high school that this is a guy that, like, Billy is a project quarterback.
He's got the, you know what you are, Billy? You're raw. Very.
You got the raw tools. Get my hands on you.
Get him in camp. Get you working with a veteran offensive coordinator.
You know what we need to get him? Quarterback guru. I have put Jordan Palmer football in my rear view playing football.
No. Billy, don't say that.
Sometimes you got to leave it alone. Are you officially retiring right now? Have you filed the paperwork? Are you officially retiring right now?

No.

No. By the way, Billy,

I haven't seen you in a few days. I noticed that on Sunday night we didn't get I love you guys text.

What happened there? Did you not get drunk enough

or did you get too drunk? No, I was

actually doing work.

Alright, so

Billy told me when I got back in the office on Monday

that he actually fell asleep.

Oh, fuck. I wanted the I love you guys.
I love the I love you guys. The mountains were blue.
I was lying about. Yeah.
I was doing some stuff. I love the I love you guys text.
They will come. All right.
Good. What do you think Jordan Palmer does right after the draft? After he's done quarterback guruing his quarterbacks that he's been hired to work with? He just does a bunch of radio interviews where he's like, look at all the guys that got trapped.
So, okay, that's the time of year that we need to get with Jordan Palmer and have him work with Billy. Mm-hmm.
He's free slate, open schedule. Would you come out of retirement for that, Billy? To be honest, guys, my shoulder's pretty shot.
Billy, come on. Because when I stopped playing quarterback, it was, okay.
How great would that be, though? Pro days? Like, an accountant gets a pro day, and they just sit there, there and they just do i don't know what accountants do like excel sheets or something and so they just they invite everyone over and they just sit there and they type in like oh good job like did you see that words per minute yeah yes right fast they can give you some numbers to hide a bartender's pro day like we everyone should get a chance at their own pro day just to gas them up you know you know who i really love when they do the they're like stunt tricks and shit on tiktok is like construction workers when it's like look how great this guy is at driving in fence posts and he does like 10 in a minute that guy should have a pro day yes i also i realized that like my the first thought i had was accountant because my my brain i've been so out of the real world for so long that my brain is like a children's book where it's like, well, you got accountants, you got lawyers, you got police officers, firefighters, teachers, nurses, and that's it. A postman.
That's it. And then you have a society.
Yeah. You always got to toss in the postman and the milkman yeah those are always in the cartoon books that's that's pretty much all i got i'm trying to a lifeguard uh-huh you gotta have a lifeguard crossing guard uh garbage guy garbage guy just anything that's in a richard scary book no yeah there's there there are 10 jobs in my brain teacher teacher yeah teachers teachers are for sure they're teacher slash.
There was that list that came out today where they asked kids, what do you want to do when they grow up? And people were getting mad at it online. People were like, kids are so unrealistic because the top jobs that they want are like vlogger, YouTuber, singer, actor, athlete slash teacher.
And then way down was like lawyer and doctor. It's like, yeah, do you want kids to be growing up being like i really want to be a lawyer yeah no you want you want kids growing up to want jobs that kanye west would talk about his guidance counselor telling him he was insane for dreaming of right you want kids you're trying to take away the kids jobs of doing nothing except for talking into a camera on youtube and making millions of dollars that's that's the best job in the world to have you get you you decide that you want to be a lawyer when you go to college and you suck at math and you're like well guess i'll be a lawyer yeah that's when that that's when that realization should occur you have a couple friends that are like you're really good at being an asshole in arguments yeah like you oh yeah you never lose yeah you're good at debating you should be a lawyer and then they become a lawyer they hate their life.
Spin zone, all the jobs on the kids list, can't automate them. That's true.
Vlogger? Can't automate that. Somebody's going to automate my job one day.
You just have a Hitler button and a Jesus button. Hit it over and over.
Smash it. Smash them.
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My hot seat is Bleacher Report. Uh-oh.
They're cash cows. LaMelo Ball and LeBron James both got injured for a significant time.
Yeah. What happened to LeBron? Way to try to steal the NCAA tournament, LeBron, by getting injured.
Seriously. He got rolled up on.
Was it Solomon Hill? And then he- Drove on a loose ball and then- Assaulted that chair? Yeah, and then LeBron rolled over and acted like he got his foot caught in a bear trap. And so he's got a high ankle sprain, so he's going to be out for a little bit.
LaMelo was out for us this season, right? He just found out he might be able to come back at the very end of the season, but they're going to have to re-evaluate in like a month or something. I thought it was a clean play by Solomon Hill.
He's getting dragged online a little bit. He had to tweet like RIP, I think his hashtag was RIP to the mentions though, when he apologized at LeBron because he was getting harassed online.
It's just a good, clean, Shiano man play. Well, LeBron was doing the

thing where he takes time off every year

and then, in retrospect, is complaining

about how he hasn't won MVP, so

all his teammates were like, LeBron's won MVP, LeBron's won

MVP, and he got injured, so

no MVP for him. What are you going to do? You can't vote for

him to be MVP. How many games are you going to miss? Right, but I'm sure

in like five years, people will be like, he should have won

MVP in 2021. Sorry.

Are you concerned that maybe he's going to have to go on painkillers and that will affect his day-to-day duties running the Red Sox? Yeah, you forgot about that, didn't you? I just could be. He should come out for his next game with blood on his sock from where he got rolled up on, like Curt Schilling, as an homage to his favorite team.
Then my cool throw-in, I have a couple. First one is merch.
Death Taxes Oral. The shirt that no one's going to wear, but we're going to put out there.
We're putting out, it's going to be, I think, a limited release. I think we're doing 50 of them.
And that's strictly so that we can't be like, oh shit, no one's buying this shirt, because there are 50 of them. But if they win two more games, we're dropping it hot to the entire public.
Yeah, we were talking about that shirt is uh someone will buy a bunch of people will buy it in the in like the moment and then when it arrives like a few days later yeah we're that fast with shipping uh it arrives a few days later like wait i can't wear this anywhere yeah wait what do you have it it's like the bone zone when i sold the bone zone shirts could we send a's moment. Could we send a bunch of those to the actual team? You think they'd wear it? Probably not, because they are super Christian.
And yeah, they don't make those jokes. Well, it's not a joke.
It's just strictly about... What's the joke? Yeah, right.
What's the joke? Right. My other cool thrown is brackets.
Yeah? So I put this out a few weeks ago. I said on Twitter, I was like, is Rock, Paper, Sc paper scissors shoot a game of skill or a game of luck wait didn't you weren't you hating on brackets yeah but then i realized after this week like i was i was had so much fun filling out my bracket and it was just like when my bracket got busted i was so heartbroken i was like damn i wish i had a chance to fill out another bracket that i could track and we've done that for you you.
We have a rock, paper, scissors, shoot bracket that's live today. People in the office are going to be competing.
You guys will be competing. Wait, we are? Yes.
Billy. Hank's a little puppet master.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Got him.
You have to win 10 games. You have to win 10 games.
Yeah, but you see what just happened? Right. That was easy.
Right. I beat him faster than Jose took a dive.
So it's 10 people? It's 32 people. What? 32 teams, yeah.
32-team bracket, and it's going to go for the next few weeks. Tongue Sound Bob should absolutely have an Oral Roberts shirt.
He's not in the bracket. I'm talking.
That was a – you just got that joke. What? Tongue Sound – I love Tongue Sound Bob.
He's my guy. He's my burner person.
Can we get him in? No. Come on.
BFT's right. Just for the Oral Roberts shirt.
All right. I'll consider it.
No. What the fuck? He can take my spot.
Okay. All right.
Perfect. He's in.
All right. Is that a thing? Yeah, I too.
Okay. My hot seat is toxic masculinity because James Winston cried today.
James Winston is not afraid to cry. He was talking about Drew Brees and how Drew Brees mentored him and how lucky he was to learn from Drew Brees all last year.
This is very bad news for the NFC South because Jameis Winston has learned empathy. That was the one skill set that was missing in his toolkit.
And seeing linebackers. Well, that's what I'm saying.
He's learned to acknowledge that there are other people that exist in the world, including linebackers.

Right.

So now that he's aware of that, look out.

Yeah.

You're all in big trouble.

I like it.

I like seeing some emotion from the leader of the Saints now.

Yeah, and they said that it's going to be an open quarterback competition.

Yeah, no duh.

You really only have one quarterback on the team.

And you have a gimmick guy who you're going to pay $140 million to. Not actually.
My other hot seat is Cody Parkey because the Browns during the draft are having people. I don't know if it's technically an open tryout, but they're having people go down on the field to kick field goals through the uprights while the Browns are on the clock.
That's going to be their thing. And this is a situation.
If somebody gets down there and, like, just boots the shirt out of the ball, you've got all the GMs that are going to be watching. Like, this is one of those invincible Marky Mark type situations where it'll never happen, but everybody out there is like, this could be my moment.
And didn't the Bears do this with Cody Park, too, a couple years ago? It wasn't. Well, yes, the Bears had an an open tryout uh well no they the bears did a bunch of different things they had 10 guys just after practice were just kicking from the cody parkie miss spot but there also were some uh i think a bar i think it was actually goose island in chicago did a cody like a competition for fans to come out and try to kick field goals yeah and like nobody hit it no one hit it it was like was snowing and everyone was slipping.
I just love any situation where it could be a, you could not write a script like this moment. Right.
And this is March. This is the start of it.
I think I've heard 12 different announcers say you could not write a script like this about every game in the NCAA tournament. It's like, yeah, we actually could.
It happens every year. But you know what? It's been two years.
So we all have been a little crazy. My cool throne is being careful what you wish for.
So I've complained numerous times on this podcast about my elevator always breaking down. Breaks down at least two, three times a month.
Live on the fifth floor. Not that big a deal.
I can make it up and down fine. But they just announced that they're going to replace the entire elevator.
Oh. Which sounds great.
but it also means I'm not going to have an elevator for probably like a week. Damn.
And so I'm just going to have to do nothing but take the steps the entire time. So if I ever forget anything in my apartment, I'm not going back up for it.
It stays there until the end of the day. So just in the future, be careful what you wish for.
It sounds like it's nice. I would rather have an elevator that sucks and breaks down twice a month than have to take the stairs for a week non-stop right right because yeah you never know when it's going to break down it's like it's like taking the train you always remember the days that it's broken down yep um all right my hot seat is the ncaa being just the worst of all time not only uh we didn't talk about it but the tiktok that went viral about the women's basketball weight room which was like a joke i can't even believe how does the ncaa think that that was they were going to get away with that the only explanation you should make if you're the ncaa is like i didn't realize that basketball players as a whole lifted weights yeah it was bizarre uh if you didn't see it it was essentially this huge elaborate weight room for the men's teams.
And then it was a stack of dumbbells for the women's tournament. And they told the women's tournament that they didn't have the room.
But it was just the stack of dumbbells was in a wide open room. Like a huge hangar.
You've got to make the room smaller than that. You have to make the room a closet.
It's got to be a closet. This is a workout equipment closet that we have here.
When you compare and contrast to what the guys had in Indianapolis, it was crazy. It was different.
And then we also had Ken Palm, who everyone loves. Ken Palm, who's become like everyone quotes Ken Palm now.
He's got a website that he's had forever that breaks down all the statistics in college basketball. He went on a little tweet.
It was four tweets. But basically saying CBS and Turner have been quoting his stats all tournament and never giving him credit for it.
Which I think is a totally rightful gripe from him. And I just feel like the NCAA has never done anything right they can't they just i don't think anything has less of an approval rating yeah uh yeah no you're probably right i was going to say the crystal ball but that wasn't even the ncaa it's crazy bcs right it's crazy like this tournament has been great it's been great to have the tournament back but it also reminds us the ensemble it just sucks at everything every literally everything everything so with kin pom how does his formula work do you think that he stores his formula on one computer do you think he's got like a room that's just like an old nasa office where it's just like a hardware door-to-door because you have to have a backup plan in case like your hard drive crashes if you're right right and i've actually this is a very uh lame thing for me to admit but i have i have have trepidation in the future of ken pom updating its website and being super super sad about it because his website yeah he hasn't updated it in forever and it's great it's simple it's great and i know that some point he's gonna update it and it's gonna suck he's gonna try to give it like a fancy interface it's gonna look all different i hope he just stays stays true to form and never updates it but either way the ncla sucks um and then my cool throw in his top shot i finally got a pack i opened it last night no big deal yeah i got a pack um i got a i got a wendell car Carter dunk in a loss to the Kings in January that's good it's no Alex Caruso but it's good I got a um oh I got a Jalen Brown I think I got a Steph Curry it's pretty cool also finally opening a pack I get it they play like you basically go into the club they play uh DJ music and then the beat drops then open your selected cards, and it's fucking cool.
It does look like it's got shiny wrapping paper on it, too. It's cool.
When they unveil it, it's definitely cool. I finally understand, like, oh, this is actually fun to be in the club and just open in packs and being like, oh, fuck, I got this.
Yeah, it's exciting. Spider got a Lou Dort, and I lost my mind.
It's exciting. And on the same day that you got into it, you know who else into nfts who bryson dechambeau oh yeah bryson dechambeau dropped uh i think uh he's got a whole list of different events in bryson dechambeau's career where that you can purchase and own i'd buy the fire ants so yeah the fire ants one he's asking for forty seven thousand dollars for his nfts of him him crying because there's an insect in his

juice box. Dude, why don't we have him?

I said right when

we talked about NFTs the first time. We should make

NFTs. This is definitely going to be something

that in two weeks

Barstow's going to be like,

we have him and we don't get anything out of it.

Well, also in two weeks people are going to be

like, I'm done with NFTs. Yeah, true.
Also true.

Billy, make us an NFT. I think I can do that.
Yeah, put it on your list. Okay, perfect.
Alright, also in like two weeks, people are going to be like, I'm done with NFTs. Yeah, true.
Also true. Billy, make us an NFT.

I think I can do that.

Yeah, put it on your list.

Okay, perfect.

Okay.

All right, great.

All right, Billy, your hot seat.

Cool throw.

My hot seat is Cinnamon Toast Crunch, but if we want to get into that.

We're going to do Stay Woke, yeah.

Let's do it now.

Let's fuck it.

Let's do it right now.

Megan Markle?

No, let's do it right now.

Stay Woke.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Explain it.

Look.

Explain what happened first.

Billy, explain it.

There was a box of Cinnamon Toast crunch that was shown to be in spilled cinnamon toast there was two all right hang on back it up let's try it in english this time okay so jensen carpuzzi who is a uh recurring guest on this show yes uh had a box of cinnamon toast crunch he noticed after having a bowl that there were shrimp tails inside the bag and then he went and investigated it more. It looks like there was rat poop, a string and essentially he was like, what the fuck, General Mills? And General Mills was like, that's actually just sugar, which it was very clearly shrimp tails and now, go ahead, Billy.
So, evidence. There was two bags.
It was a large bulk box. What's the evidence? Well, he shared all this.
He shared all this. Yeah, okay.
Basically, there was a hole in one of the bags, and the shrimp were found in the first bag. So, two bags with damage, one being the shrimp in one bag, second being the hole that was taped up with scotch tape on the second bag.

The box was never, like, messed with.

It looks like there was some sort of mouse activity.

Rat, yeah, mouse.

But I'm not putting this on our friend Jensen.

No, of course not.

You wouldn't do that.

But, like, maybe Costco. Just, like, I'm a big Cinnamon Toast Crunch fan.
You wouldn't do that. But maybe Costco.

Just like I'm a big Cinnamon Toast Crunch fan.

I don't want to see Cinnamon Toast Crunch get canceled.

Right.

So anyway.

I don't think that was ever on the table.

Yeah, you just keep eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Billy.

I will, 100%.

Your body has been around enough wildlife fecal matter

where I'm sure a couple rat turds wouldn't harm you.

Statistically, you're less likely to have shrimp in your next box.

I was right.

That's what I was thinking. That's right.
Well, I disagree. No, it's like once in a blue moon.
No, but it was zero. Like, we never even thought this was possible until today.
But it's like saying the safest time to fly is right after a plane crash because everybody's super safe about it. Yeah, I don't think that's true either.
It's actually not. If you read Freakonomics, the exact opposite.
Right. So the exact opposite of what you think is true is false.

Ignorance is bliss.

I still believe what I believe.

I believe in that, too.

I'm a little woke on it.

It's actually going to be very funny for the Sim and Toast Crunch, like social media person,

their next meeting that they have to give to explain why they trended twice in a week.

And the first time was because UVA lost to Ohio, and Chris Long, to get the stink off the loss, asked people what their favorite cereals were, and everybody said Cinnamon Toast Crunch. And then the second time they trend is because there's a crustacean infestation in their bags.
This could be a case of, I don't know, maybe a rival cereal company, seeing that Cinnamon Toast Crunch was getting all that shine last week. They go into Costco in the dead of night with a box cutter and some tape and a couple of shrimp tails, and they just try to get the story out there to change the narrative.
Take Wendell and the other chefs down a few pegs. I think that, so it was clear, like I don't blame General Mills because I do think that it happened in Costco.

Of course.

Or wherever.

There was probably a rat.

The problem with General Mills and Cinnamon Toast Crunch is their initial response was so bad.

They were gaslighting.

Yeah, they were like, that's not, those aren't shrimp tails.

That's just cinnamon that's extra cinnamon-y.

Cinnamon-y. There's precedent that other cinnamon formations have been found yeah that look like that are actually so uh resembling shrimp tails that they literally are well i think that it was such a a known response by the company that they found them before that that was their automatic response they didn't look too much into it.
It was like, okay, anytime anyone complains about weird-shaped brown things in their bag, it's just cinnamon. Yeah.
Well, what they should do is if they're going to lean into it, just invent cinnamon toast shrimp tails. Just be like two shrimp tails in every box.
Like it's Kellogg's Raisin Bran with two scoops. Yeah.
Two shrimps in every box. This is what they said.
After further investigation with our team that closely examined the image, it appears to be an accumulation of the cinnamon sugar that sometimes can occur when ingredients aren't thoroughly blended. We assure you there's no possibility of cross-contamination with shrimp.
Those are shrimp tails. The thing is, those boxes are made by machines.
Yeah, Billy's a big corporation, stand No, I saw how it's made. What was the text that you sent? They test everything for allergens? They don't even let shellfish into those facilities.
What if the shellfish just decided to go in? They wouldn't be allowed. What, do they have someone at the door being like, oh, you're clearly a shrimp, you're not allowed? I their lunches have to be and like the the workers and the product they they look inside their lunch boxes every day they have you don't think anyone has ever smuggled a little like shrimp scampi into the general mills facility i do not think that's ever what if there's like a long john silvers next door and somebody goes there for lunch and they bring back a couple shrimp in their pockets yeah what if oh guess what you know what it is right now isn't it lent so people aren't eating meat on fridays they're eating fish very good point yeah so i i think that there's a chance it could have happened there there's definitely if you get two shrimp tails in a box of cinnamon toast crunch wait wait billy the the bags that you were talking about the one that had the shrimp in it yep that was not not the one with the hole that was taped up and also the box was intact either way sounds like sabotage to me all they had to do like every social media like trend all they had to do is have one person who is smart in the room be like hey we should probably respond like hey that's fucked up our bad we'll figure it out instead of hey that's not shrimp that's just sugar But we'll send you a free box.
And a $50 gift card to the Barstool Sports Store. Really, at the end of the day, I just feel bad for...
You feel bad for General Mills. For the guy who posted it.
No, let's get real. You feel bad that Cinnamon Toast Crunch, you feel bad for General Mills.
No, I don't feel bad for General Mills. I feel bad for the person whose job is to respond to those tweets who's definitely going to get fired and probably the product inspection manager at the factory that's going to get fired.
It became a big Twitter thing where people were calling for the person on social media to get fired. That's going to fix the shrimp issue that they have.
And I'm sympathetic to people who misuse social media. Nice, nice, nice.
All right. What's your hot seat, Cool Throne? My Cool Throne is Jake for just having awesome March Madness coverage.
Whoa. Seriously.
Yeah. No, I've been – he's been my go-to source for March Madness.
He's done an amazing job. I cannot – you got to – Thank you, Billy.
What's the catch here? What's going on? Yeah. What's the catch? No, I seriously just was like – Dude.
He's doing awesome. Billy.
Come on. Hey, look at me.
No, I'm serious. Guy to guy, we don't give compliments.
Come on. What's going on? No, it's positive vibes.
We're a team. You got to keep the energy up.
I don't trust him. I don't trust him.
He's doing something. It sounds like Billy needs to cheat off Jake on a test later on today.
No. He's gassing him up.
What's going on, Billy? Billy, I've done this before. No, I'm seriously going to give credit where credit's due as a competitor.

I'll figure out.

I still feel like something's up.

Yeah, no, I'll figure out what you're doing.

Jake, you're right.

You're doing something, dude.

No, I'm not.

This isn't right.

Or maybe I just didn't have a cool throne.

Yeah.

Yeah, it could be it.

He did get a blue checkmark.

Shout out to Jake for getting a blue checkmark.

Sell out.

Yeah, way to go.

Jake, do you have a hot seat or a cool throne?

Hot seat is tables because in every game there's a table that just went crashing. A player crashed into a table.
It's like the Spanish announcer table in WWE. Those fucking guys always have the worst luck.
Sitting next to Jake this weekend, it was every couple hours, he'd be like, oh no, another laptop. Yeah, it's like worst nightmare.
Oh, Jesus Christ. I once caught a ball when I was calling a game.
It was an errant pass, and I just caught it. Shoot it? Tell us more.
That was it. Did you do the thing where you pretended to shoot, like Carmelo? No, I was on the air.
I was just like, and he dribbles it, and he throws it to me. You said that? Yeah, I caught the ball.
Can we get a clip? It's going to take a lot of digging. It was just from a regular season game and like

12-8 in the first half.

Sounds like you know exactly.

I don't know exactly.

I don't remember. It was Vermont.

A home game. I don't know.
It was a home game.

I don't remember.

I'll do my best.

Obviously, we'll find it if I can

and publish it. Perfect NFT Perfect NFT.
Yes! Jake, catch the ball. Well, it's not...
I don't think there's video. No, there's not video.
So it's a... Is it still an NFT? Is it audio NFT? It's just audio.
It's radio. Yeah, we should do an audio NFT.
There's definitely video somewhere, though. You tell me that you guys didn't...
No, it was an ESPN3 game, so you could probably see the back of my head or something.

Yeah.

We got to find this.

It'll take a while, but yeah.

I hope it went exactly how you're saying it went, because that's very cool of you.

Yeah, I mean, I definitely caught it.

But did you say, and he passes it to me?

I'm pretty sure, yeah.

That's cool.

We'll see.

Very cool.

We'll see.

And then Cool Throne, I have two.

Krispy Kreme Donuts, they're giving out free for a year if you get the vax. Well, do you guys not see Jason Whitlock? No.
The only thing you need to do to beat coronavirus is healthy eating, eating green, and what was it, prayers? I think something about green juice. Does he know he's fat? No.
Honestly, no.

Going off of his hats, I don't think that he does.

Could you imagine if I tweeted out to everyone like, hey, guys, just a heads up.

The best way to live long is to eat well and no vices.

Yeah.

And everyone's like, wait, what?

Have a little self-awareness.

Yeah, I do like Krispy Kreme giving you donuts for getting a shot.

That's a fair trade for me. Yes, absolutely.
You can poke me whatever shot. I don't care.
Krispy Kreme giving you donuts for getting a shot. Like, that's a fair trade for me.
Yes, absolutely. Like, you can poke me, like, whatever shot.
I don't care. Krispy Kreme is that good where you could put anything that you want into my arm if I get a donut afterwards.
Is it unlimited? I think one a day, I read. You get one a day? That seems like you're robbing Peter to pay Paul a little bit there where you're like, I'm going to give this guy a donut.
For me, I feel like eating a Krispy Kreme donut every day for a year. Every day this year if you've been vaccinated.
Yeah. What if you get multiple? What if I got vaccinated 20 times? Would I get it for 20 years? Get the JJ, the Moderna, and Pfizer, and three for a day.
Yeah, no, I'm actually asking, though. What's the fine print here? I can find it.
Is anyone close close to getting back fine print is i don't think they have krispy kremes you're closest they do no there's one right down here yeah fuck yeah let's go yeah what'd you say i said you gotta be the closest right what's your bmi yeah he's old no because i had it dude can't get it for 90 days i think it's under under 50 and over now. Maybe.
15 and over? 50. 50 and over.
Yeah. Okay.
That was mean, Hank. That was mean.
It's okay. It was mean.
It's fine. You're the oldest.
You know what? I'm just going to. The largest.
It's true. That's not mean.
That's a fact. I'm just going to eat, pray, and hope that I'm okay.
Jason Whitlock life. And then my other he should start a diet the whitlock diet because he also said like i was in nashville and i was eating too much chicken hot chicken yeah he was like the hot chicken and like i agree dude and the breakfast waffles so good yeah i would be i would be whitlock-esque if i lived there other cool throne is uh women's college basketball because i tweeted that we still have the cbi and everyone's's like, wait, what about women's college basketball? So they deserve the credit.
Are you canceled? No. No, I should have included it.
So I'm including it on the podcast. Bigger platform than Twitter.
So that's my positive thing. Sounds like a backup apology there.
I think Jake should have you should have to call a preseason baseball game in Puerto Rico. You David Dobrik.
It's extra reps. You like that reference? That was a sick reference, right? We've got all four number one seeds in action tonight.
NC State, South Carolina, UConn, upset alert against Syracuse and Stanford. Are you putting them on upset alert? Yep.
Do the Syracuse women play the zone? I don't think so. Okay, then I'm going with UConn.
Yeah. All right.
Give me the Huskies. Coach though He's great Yep Coach Q Who?

Quentin Hilsman

Got it

Okay

Let's get to our interview

With Waka Flocka Fli

Are you worried

Because I did mention

David Dobrik

He is cancelled Billy

I know he's a hero

No he's getting deported

What?

I don't want his ass to deport

He's not a US citizen

I want him to deport it

Wait you want to deport

All non-US citizens?

Slovakia

You gotta fuck that guy

Send him back

Thank you. Wait, you want to deport all non-U.S.
citizens? Slovakia. You got to fuck that guy.
Send him back. Dude, there's nothing like the second apology.
The second apology never works. I mean, like, hey, I already gave a shot at this.
Yeah, second one. Second time, you got to bust out the notes out.
He did first apology on his third YouTube channel with, like, the smallest amount of of subscribers then all of his sponsors got taken away and then he came back with the second apology on his main youtube channel saying all the things that people got mad at him for not saying in the first what is he apologizing for some really bad shit yeah yeah a lot a lot of bad shit stuff that you probably that an apology won't fix. Nope.
Okay. Probably not.
Probably not. All right.
Let's get to our interview. Walk a flock of flame.
Before we do that, we got a quick word from our friends. He's Slovakian.
I was right. Yeah.
I don't know why you were laughing. Yeah, because it's funny.
All right. Like, defort him.
But Billy said Canada. I thought he was.
Send him to Canada first. Make him stop off of Canada.
Make him live in Quebec. Don't give him a direct flight.
Yeah. That's what we're saying.
Yeah. All right, before we get to Waka Flocka Flame.
Hey, what's going on there, pal? We saw you at the hockey game on. Do I know you guys? I'm Ryan Whitney.
I got a drink named after me. Not a big deal.
Pink Whitney? That's what I thought. See you, fellas.
I invented the thing, you pigeon. Pink Whitney for legendary moments.
And here's waka flock of flame all right we now welcome on a very special guest it is rapper entrepreneur nba scout maybe waka flock of flame he's got a new show out uh march 18th on we tv waka and tammy whata You're a reality television star now too I should have said that Hey, what do you know? 2021 I'm a TV star now Yeah, so what are we going to see on this show? You're going to see A 34 year old dad Okay You're going to see Honestly, man, this episode Is more so like being a parent in 2021 being a young guy so it's tough yes with all those jobs that big cat just mentioned what's your favorite job that you have my favorite job right now uh i feel like i'm the connector right now connector okay you failed the question you failed the question, by the way, because you should have said being a dad. That was typical.
I like connectors. That was fucking typical.
I think my favorite. Yeah.
I answer your question, man. My favorite job is being at home.
Explain connector. Give us that, because I actually think that there are certain people in life that it's a skill that they don't even realize.
Like people don't acknowledge it. The guy who just everyone wants to be around, who knows people, who connects people.
That's an important job. Yeah.
So with me, right? Like I met a guy. He had a – they was past their first seed round, right? They raised like a little bit under $2 million.
So they was going into their second round of funding. I think they wanted like $5 million.
And I so happened to just know some PE guys. So I'm like, five million, let me see that deal.
I basically worked out a consulting agreement and ended up getting this guy like $7.5 million. And then I end up getting equity in that deal and that was not even a week worth of phone calls right that's good and so that's your range off yeah a rainmaker yeah exactly you're king maker you crown people so what's your ultimate goal like you got all these businesses going you're facilitator you're making connections are you trying to like are you trying to buy the knicksicks down the line? What's the end goal for you? I don't want to be that out of shape team owner.
No, my end goal is to have a family office because, honestly, I do want to buy a sports team. I just want me an NBA team.
I couldn't play in the league, so I want to own me a team in the league. I think you could play in the league.
I've seen your game. How tall are you? I'm 6'6", 6'5".
Okay. You know you got to give me that half.
I'll give you the half. Why not give it a shot? I mean, you could be like a glue guy at the end of the bench.
You know, there's this guy on the right side of my leg called Meniscus. He has blown his cover once.
You know what I'm saying? This Meniscus ain't going to let me do it, man. Yeah.
What about you versus Master P in his prime? Because I know he tried out like five years in a row, didn't he? Man, tell Master P, come on. I'll take him down right now.
Are you retired from rapping? I know you've gone back and forth. Are you retired right now, or are you active now? You know, rappers say they retire.
It's similar to wrestlers. You know, we end up coming right back on Thursday Night Smackdown or something, or Monday Raw.
Yes. I guess, for me, man, I think in the entertainment business, gotta learn how to take off you know man you gotta give yourself a year or maybe three just to just to enjoy what god gave you you know so that's where i'm at and it's smart too if you keep retiring then every tour that you go on is the comeback tour and people are like oh shit this might be the last time i get to see walk alive kiss did that for like 30 years i think every tour was their farewell tour it's a great way to make money you make yourself scarce it's smart well i ain't doing for money i just i really needed to fucking relax yeah that too so when you're when you're filming reality tv does that feel like work for you because the've seen, I've been around some reality television being produced.
And the worst part to me is like they don't let people watch television while they're taping. Because it's boring to watch people who are watching TV.
They like make you turn your TV off. Do you feel like you're working when you got all the cameras around you? Imagine why I could fuck a living like that.
I do what I want to do. Yeah.
Fuck it. It's a party.
Yeah. Anything I do, anything I do will have any kind of excitement with it.
So I'm not going to be like these, these boring ass people shooting TV shows. Like I think I'm over that part, you know? And for somebody to me, I can't watch TV.
That's like, what the hell are you talking about? I got a 16-year-old daughter. It's reality TV.
If you want something scripted, then I'll do a scripted show. I'm on here, man.
If I feel like farting, I'm going to do it on camera. Have you done that? Definitely.
Did it make the cut? It should have. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
I mentioned that you're an NBA scout. You had a tweet, Tobias Harris, the next LeBron James.
Now, he didn't turn out to be LeBron James, but I'm going to give you credit because you tweeted that when Tobias Harris was in high school. So you're a pretty damn good eye for a guy who's been a good NBA player.
Do you think that a team should hire you as a scout? Definitely. I actually was going back and forth with Tobias Harris when he was in high school.
A couple of these guys, like I've been hitting on when he was in high school. But I've been seeing, I think, for Tobias Harris, man, to be that ultimate player, you gotta have a team that wanna push you to be ultimate.
And I think he, even speaking on him, he actually, he put up a real good goddamn fight. And now he gets his credit and his respect.
And now he's seeing the team, Philly, pushing him towards who he's supposed to be. And you start to see those results.
Yeah. Who do you have your eye on right now? Do you have any high schoolers or college players that you're like, this guy's going to be the real deal? Yeah, it's a couple of them.
Dang, what's this kid's name, man? He's, I want to say he's from Louisiana.

I swear, this kid plays football and basketball.

I cannot think of his name.

I literally was trying to think for the whole time we were talking.

He literally jumps out the gym like fucking Vince Carter.

Excuse my language.

He's athletic.

He is super athletic. He's unstoppable.
He just dropped like 49 or 59 points in a game. And is he in high school right now or is he in college? Yeah, he's in high school.
He ranked in Louisiana. All right, we got to find this guy.
What about college players right now? Do you have any NCAA tournament takes for us? I'm actually kind of like in the air this year. I'm in the air this year.
I'm a dog fan, so I'm always going to go for the dogs regardless. Okay.
When you draw. But I'm in the air this year.
I'll be honest. I've been so stuck on high school basketball because for some odd reason, high school basketball is just entertaining and shit.
Them kids is balling. Do you go to the AAU tournaments or do you like watching the actual high school teams? No, I literally just watch everything on the internet.
I'm full in there. I'm actually going to my followers because I know I follow Little Brother.
I'm going to find this guy. I'm going to make sure I send you a hand.
Yeah, I want his name because you have the eye, obviously. That's got to be an all-time feeling.
If you're a high school basketball player and you get that follow notification from Waka Flocka Flame. Yeah.
But I DM him. I definitely DM him and just say, yo, bro, keep going.
You're going to be a superstar. Like, I don't be trying to DM him and try to sign him or nothing.
I actually be like just sending them motivation Like bro you actually are great Yeah like if Chris D'Elia was nice That's what you're doing If he's a positive person trying to spread joy Yes Yeah They be so damn good Yeah You want to see them do something great again No and honestly you got to imagine like if you're a high school kid And you get to follow from walk a flock of flame he dms you he's like hey man i believe in you i believe you can accomplish something great with your life that probably makes their year that they probably are in the gym later that day working on their game because you know what i don't want to let walk a flock of flame down wow i hope that's uh I hope that take them and motivate them. I agree.

Are you going to run for president again you ran for president in 2016 didn't win are you thinking about running again strong possibility okay do you want to announce it right now on this podcast that you are going to be running for president no time soon i'm a little too young but strong possibility you i mean you you're a little too young but you ran for president four years ago yeah they denied me man i had a lot of yeah but this is the first election where you'd be old enough right yeah possibly if i if i run against trump yeah so if trump runs in 2024 you're gonna run against him nah not, not, not in my mind frame that I'm in today. Nah, I need a little more.
I just need to get a little more smarter. I'll do it after.
Yeah, I don't know. I'm in this like, you know, you like one foot in, one foot out.
Yeah. President's one of those jobs.
You should probably be like, I want to be, I want to be president. You should know that for a fact.
What would you do?

Like, is there something that's on your mind where you're like, this is why I want to be president if I run? Definitely. Definitely.
If I become president, it's going to be an immediate change. But I'm talking about a strong change.
I'm going to start with food. I don't make sure like

any kind of like

food that I know draw any kind of health conditions, I'm just literally going to abominate it. Wait.
I'm not going to ask for laws. I'm not going to ask for nothing.
I'm literally going to just abominate it. I don't even want it around because people don't understand how powerful the intake of food you put in your body and the results of what it do to your mind and the way it chemically unbalanced you.
It can alter your ideas, your feelings, your emotional state, your physical. You know, and this world is so built on how you look.
I'd rather people learn how to eat the food that makes them feel great. So I would start there.
I would go more green, man. I think we got so used to substituting that we forgot who we were, who we are.
I think the world is so pushed on creating who you want to be instead of loving who you are. I like that.
But I have a problem with the food thing because are you still a vegan honestly i'm a flexitarian okay i created that

explain that diet yeah so i'm a conscious flexitarian meaning i'm conscious enough to

know what everything that i eat where it's from uh the if it is any chemicals in it where it was

processed etc etc but i'm a flexitarian because i flex diets so i might eat plant-based for

Thank you. if it is, any chemicals in it, where it was processed, et cetera, et cetera.
But I'm a flexitarian because I flex diets. So I might eat plant-based for two months, what they call vegan.
I might eat that for a month. Then I might want me a little lamb chop, you know? But in the middle of all that, I always have a colon cleanse.
I have a concoction of herbs that clean out my colon and just, flush me all out. You know what I'm saying? Wake up, a little stretch, a little drop.
Is there like a certain feeling you have in the morning where it's like, yep, I'm going to need that colon cleanse today. Or do you have it scheduled out? No, actually I drink it.
I got powder form. It's a powder form actually.
It's called a stool stool cleaner. I had that.
So I take this and I take a heap of a tablespoon, drop it in 20-ounce water, shake it up, drink it at night. And I'm letting you know right now it's going to wake you up.
It might be 5 in the morning, 6 in the morning, 8 in the morning. But I'm letting you know when you're going to use a bathroom anywhere between 3, if not two to five times before one o'clock.
It's like wear sweatpants to bed night. You know you have to be prepared going into that night that things could get a little messy.
You might. Yeah, it's a possibility you might want to throw a man pamper on.
What's your favorite mixtape cover? My favoritextape cover you have some great ones you have some all-time great ones luke skywalker is pretty damn good i you know cover i used to like man um red man red man had he had this like kind of like holographic kind of red cd i used to think that shit was so genius when I seen that CD. Like, Def Jam, to me, Def Jam made the best album covers back in the day.
Like, Def Jam was just... You like Def Jam more than No Limit? Definitely.
And everyone does judge a book by their cover. Like, I know that's the saying, don't judge a book by its cover, but everyone judges books by its cover.
So I agree with you, the better the cover. What's your favorite personal that you released mixtape? It got to be LeBron Flock of James.
Okay, that one's pretty sick. Crossover, yeah.
Because it was funny as hell, because literally all we did was get LeBron James' body that was sitting, like, with his hands on his side and just cut his head off and put my head on top of it. That's what I thought.
I thought that was the funniest cover in the world. It is.
That is. That's an awesome cover.
Yeah. You're like looking kind of up into the side a little bit.
Yeah. That's really good.
It was like a trend, man. We would just start becoming basketball players like LeBron Flack of James, the Flack of Rant.
Like all my favorite players. Like I would never make hard in the paint if it wasn't LeBron James.
The NCAA football cover one too is awesome. Oh yes, fire.
That one's so awesome. You should do one Matthew Flaka Vadova.
Flaka Vadova? Yeah. What picture though? Dele when he's hitting that guy in the nuts.
He's getting a charge. Yeah's yeah he's taking a hard charge i gotta see that picture executing a great my name is yeah are you are you technically a doctor by the way oh yeah i graduated with my phd in humanitarianism philanthropy last year there it is how how do you not go by doctor dr james yes so you do go by doctor yes beautiful i would only introduce myself as doctor i'm sorry for introducing you not as a doctor it's okay you know pardon your pardon my take yeah yeah exactly uh did you uh did you actually give a job rolling blunts to seth rogan yeah seth man i definitely hired seth for seth for shooting damn movies i he i had to wait it out for like a month after him getting hired.
And then that forced me to go and have to literally go for job interviews. I probably did like 300, 400 job interviews.
Yeah. What celebrity roles the tightest blunt? What celebrity roles the tightest blunt? Yeah.
Nowadays, nobody. They don't have their guy? Fuck no.
Everybody rolls big, loose, finger-sized blunts. It's just sloppy.
The blunts today is sloppy. It's a lost start.
Do you think that weed has gotten too good? Because I feel like in the last five years, every now and again, I just miss mids. I miss being able to smoke something and understand where I am and have like a functional evening.
Well, that's called the drug, you know. I never had that feeling.
So slow down, buddy. Slow down on the THC level.
Bring it down. Now, you know what it is? It's just got so much attention.
Like, the got it. It's just, it's weird because I was telling my grandma that.
I'm like, Grandma, you probably used to tell me about my reefer. I'm like, Grandma, the reefer is legal now.
Shit, no it's not. God don't want you smoking that.
I'm like, Grandma, it's legal. God made it legal, Grandma.
Like, I love it, though. To me, weed is always going to – flower, cannabis, weed, whatever you want to name it, it's always going to be what it is.
For me, I just don't want to smoke – I don't want to smoke nothing that's going to make me have an out-of-body experience or smoke the strongest pack. I'm cool.
Yeah. I just smoke, it's therapeutic.
I agree. You're it's therapeutic i agree um you're a huge mls fan you're a huge atlanta fc fan right how many games have you been to every home game do you think it kind of ruins it though they play on the fake turf hell no i mean it's meant to be played on grass don't you think that's grass no it's not's not.
It's way safer for the players. Who would you rather have, if you could rank your titles, like Atlanta winning the title, was that one of the best days of your life? Atlanta United, man.
When I tell y'all... Oh, it's Atlanta United? My bad.
I thought it was an F.C. Sorry.
Yeah, you know, haters, haters, don't hate. Sometimes you have to participate.
But for me, I never in my life have lived drunk. That many beers and ate that many hot dogs.
I've never been nowhere where I could take kids, adults, friends, colleagues. Everybody and everybody had a good time.
Well, it's nice because you can actually eat Chick-fil-A in that stadium because they don't play all their games on Sundays. So if you just go to Falcons games, you just have to walk past the Chick-fil-A, and that sucks.
And soccer games are fun because it's exactly two hours. You don't have to worry about, like, a four-hour game.
I got a fun Chick-fil-A fact. Okay.
Hit me. Did y'all know Chick-fil-A got Hawaiian fish tacos? No.
What?

Hey, man, I'm from where they invented Chick-fil-A.

They got this little Dorf House in Riverdale, Georgia.

Bro, it literally sounds like it's the best.

Wait, are you telling me I can walk to a Chick-fil-A and order a Hawaiian fish taco?

No, the Dorf House.

You got to find a Dorf House.

Chick-fil-A Dorf House.

See, real Chick-fil-A advocates know this.

It's only Zaxby's and Chick-fil-A when I'm eating chicken, man.

It looks like a magical place.

I'm looking at it right now.

It's so little.

You can go to the Dorf door and all that.

Yeah, it's perfect for me.

Holy shit.

Is there only one of them?

That's the only one I know. I've never seen another.
That place has fish tacos? Yes, sir. It's like a little secret, Lou.
That sounds amazing. Well, not anymore.
We have an intern here, and we told him that we were going to be interviewing you. He's a big football player.
He played football throughout high school. Basically, he just lives in locker rooms, in various locker rooms.
And he says that you write the

best locker room pump-up songs.

Is that something that, like, goes

through your head when you're listening to a song? Like,

this is going to sound sick in an Under Armour

commercial. No, I definitely make

stuff for people to just punch the fucking wall.

So,

I definitely want them to be real.

Real highly, highly goddamn

intense. I don't know, man.
I'm going to be honest. I know I'm making for it.
It's like anger management for me when I make music. It's therapeutic.
That's what it's. I got a record that I'm about to put out that's definitely going to be therapeutic.
It's called Dread Swinging. What's it called? Sorry.
Dread Swinging. Hey, bang.
Ooh, I like that a lot. We work with Sonny digital a lot.
So when, when we're down in Atlanta, yeah, we've done two tracks with them. Both were pretty successful.
You probably heard them. What? With digital? Yeah.
We've done two. We've, we've been in his studio.
Yo, Sonny has the vibe. Yeah.
He has it. That's the vibe that we came up with.
The vibe is in his studio. It vibe of my era coming up right now.
It was awesome. We got to sit in his studio.
The first time we rented a different studio because he was still building his studio. The second time we got to go to his studio and hung out for like an entire night.
It was awesome. He had a little kickback? Yeah.
We have two tracks with him. It's not a brag, it's a fact.
Oh, I'm going to call him. I got to hear that.
Next time we're in Atlanta, we should probably collab. Call that on it, yeah.
I got to hear that. I definitely got to hear that.
What's your favorite cartoon? Dragon Ball Z. Ooh.
Are you a SpongeBob guy? You mentioned SpongeBob before we startedob before we started recording Yes, Spongebob was like my

That was my munchies

My munchie

My munchie cartoon

Wait, do you

How old are your kids?

My daughter's 15

You don't have any little kids now?

No, I definitely got a lot of little nieces and stuff

You should watch Bluey

That's the new cartoon

Do you watch that?

Hell no

Why?

Nah, I'm good

Thank you. I definitely got a lot of little nieces and stuff.
You should watch Bluey. That's the new cartoon.
Do you watch that?

Hell no.

Why?

Hell no. Why?

Nah, I'm good.

Why?

I'm over Bluey.

You've watched Bluey?

Bluey has put Baby Shark to the next level.

Nah, bro.

Which Bluey?

It's an Australian cattle dog family.

It's fucking hilarious.

Oh, hell yeah.

Like Blue Healers.

Yeah, they're so funny.

I like that. It's a very funny cartoon.
I watch it with my son. It's very funny.
See, that's how it happens. See what I'm saying? Every grown man still had that little kid in him.
Yeah. And that's the problem.
We get with little kids, we're stuck in their life. We start playing Minecraft and shit.
Nah, man. I don't like the slander on Bluey.
I think Bluey's fucking hilarious. You've got probably the...
You're right. You're right.
You're all right, though. You just watched it too much.
Is that what happened? You over-blewed yourself? My niece loved it. Yeah.
My niece, Dream, she loves Bluey. You blew yourself out.
Uh-huh. Definitely.
She liked all the... She's YouTubed out.
She's literally... The kids is YouTubed out.
You'll find'll find yourself doing challenges. As a dad, do you have to watch what your kids are watching on YouTube? Oh, definitely.
I got a couple of programs that I know how to shut things down on a computer. I got some good friends, man.
They gave me some personal apps where I could censor everything they use. And, you know, Apple has this feature on there to when kids, you can actually, when kids go to certain sites and certain apps, they'll have to call you or get a password to get in it.
Or you can shut all app use down at a certain time. So that's the way that I watch that.
Because you can never watch every damn cartoon. Maybe have some real dope conversations in a cartoon.
Yeah. Did you have to reach a point where you had a conversation with your kids about listening to dad's music and what these songs meant and what dad meant when he was saying this.
Have you had to do any of that? Definitely.

Yeah.

My daughter asked me about one of the real twerk records.

She's like, dad, what are you talking about? I'm like, stop being funny.

She said, no, for real.

I want to know, like, was you trying to tell them to clap what?

I'm like.

You remember the video when you thought the sign language interpreter was dancing?

That was one of my favorites.

That's all I have.

It's not really a question. That was awesome.
Guilty. I mean, that was a great video.
That was just, you just saw someone feeling the vibe and you're like, all right, let's go. Let's go.
Shit, let's do it. That's what you want to do.
You made it right here. Let's go do it.
Yeah. It's an all-time clip.
The whole time the first six or ten rows was uh people that was deaf basically and they was lit like i didn't even know no one was there i'm like how y'all literally lit it made me take that whole day and just chill and understand that community and just like yeah i i'm i actually want to be like i want to hang with y'all y it was fun as hell I learned a lot about that song I learned literally a lot behind that video I learned a lot that's awesome I've heard that people that are hard of hearing or if they're deaf like totally they can still feel the vibrations from the music and they combine that with the visual the visual effects and the sign language person and they have a kick-ass time at concerts they probably have a better time than i do definitely i'm talking man only if you know like nine times out of ten every festival the first couple of rows is full of like uh kids that actually can't hear and they lit and some adults be lit i'm doing super super turnto like I now I know that I'm like no wonder my front row is so lit I love this I love that we should market this podcast to deaf people yeah I feel like deaf people would really like the sound of my voice I don't know your voice is a good creep do you have any questions for us who's going to win the NBA title this year?

I was about to ask y'all that.

You were going to ask us that?

No way.

I feel like I know who's going to win it.

Okay.

I think Steph Curry on the West will take it.

No.

Yes.

No.

That's a spicy take.

I don't know.

Are they going to even make the playoffs?

What?

Oh, no, no, no.

Steph Curry definitely not going to win it. LeBron going to take it.
My underdogs is Steph Curry. The East is challenging.
Because I don't know, man, because you got – you have – you have the Nets, obviously. Then you have Milwaukee.
Then you have the Celtics. Then you have Philly.
Mm-hmm. Is Toronto West the East? The East.
I think the Nets are going to win it in the east. You think the Nets? Yeah.
They just got our guy Blake Griffin so that will be the final piece. But he's not playing though.
Ain't Blake injured? No, he's going to be. Did I just break the news to you? No, no, no.
No, no, no. Blake, my donkey I used to.
That's the clip I seen. Okay.
Yeah, no, he's going to play. He's not injured.
He just played in Detroit for a while. To me, it's out of Philly Celtics and the Nets.
Yeah, I mean, I'd agree. The Celtics are running you up and down the court.
Yeah, they've struggled a little this year. But, yeah, it seems like they're figuring it out.
Are you – did you grow up a Knicks fan? Definitely. So, is this year – are you like – are you excited? This is our year.
This is the year that we might win a playoff series, maybe? It's a possibility. But I was mad at the Knicks ever since Patrick Ewan did a finger roll.
Yeah. That finger roll crushed me, man.
That was tough. You're seven feet tall.
Go hard at the rim. I was a Knicks fan back when LJ was just like, you know, Knicks was crazy, man.
Knicks was it, especially John Starks. John Starks was my guy.
Mm-hmm. I said my best Knicks player, though, was Marcus Candy.
His whole dominion and how he played was everything. Okay, last question, the Roback question.
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Do you have any other questions for us? I mean, this has been awesome. We appreciate you coming on.
Everyone go watch the new show coming out March 18th on WE TV. I'm locking in on part of my take.
Now I see the faces behind the voices because y'all be saying some funny shit, man. Thank you.
Stupid shit. Very stupid.
Bad takes. We have bad takes.
What's your favorite moment in part of my take history?

What's your favorite moment? No, what's your favorite

moment? I know you're a long-time listener to the show, and you're

excited to see us for the first time. What's your favorite

moment going back four years?

You know, my favorite moments

are about y'all in general.

Y'all perception of

situations. The way y'all

just like...

Y'all take a subject

that don't got shit to do with basketball

and make it a part of basketball. Make it a part of football.
That's a good answer. You're such a good bullshitter.
You are a good connector. I thought you were going to say Sonny Digital, the tracks we did with him.
That's what I meant to ask y'all. Y'all watch baseball? Yes.
Who does y'all team? Cubs. I like the Nats.
Nats, Cubs? All right, cool. I will keep that in mind.
All right. That sounds threatening.
Because, man, I'm a time-all boy, so I'll keep that in mind. Okay.
Because they ain't let us win. That's true.
When they lost in game five a couple years ago, like 20 to nothing. Oh, my God.
That was embarrassing. I just was bad.
Now it's time to throw my cell phone. All right.
All right. Well, Waka, thank you so much, man.
You actually threw it. We appreciate it, man.
This has been awesome. Dr.
Waka Flock of Flame. Future president Waka Flock of Flame.
All right, y'all. Hockey is on.
And no matter the city, no matter the team, no matter the game,

whether it's face-off or penalty shots, regular season or playoffs,

win or lose, no matter what happens, no matter where it happens, New Amsterdam Vodka is there. Okay, let's wrap up the show.
We got some FAQs. Let's do it.
Exciting. Very exciting.
What is Billy's chill-to-pull ratio? Oh. Zero.
Undefined. It doesn't compute? It does not compute.
Like it's a broken cell in XL? Yes. Chill to pull.
How chill do you get, though? Let's ask that. Oh, I get chill as fuck.
I drink Coors Light. At your max chillest, though, would you say, like, what's your chill? What's the baseball, what's it, 20 to 80? The Mendoza line.
No, 20 to 80 is the scouting, right? I think it's something ridiculous like that. 20 to 80.
80 is the top. 20 is the lowest.
What's your chill level? I'd like to think I'm pretty chill. Do you guys think I'm chill? Do you guys answer the number? You shouldn't care.
What percent Blake are you... 35 PFT is burning.
Yeah. True.
You've actually raged quite a bit. Honestly, I've been called No Chill Bill recently.
Oh, shit. That's actually an awesome nickname.
No chill... Because, wait, Chill Bill...
No, Chill Bill's not cool. No Chill Bill is...
That's... No, I've been working on my chilling recently.
Yeah? It's Coors Light. How do you work on your chilling? Coors Light.
No, but besides that, when was the last time you had a moment where you looked around and you're like, I'm at optimal chill levels right now? Sunday night. Honestly, Wednesday.
The sun was out. It was St.
Patrick's Day just sitting, like, getting some vitamin D. Just chilling? You were not chilling on St.
Patrick's Day. I saw the hat that you were wearing.
You looked like a roadie from the Dropkick Murphys on Saturday. You were looking for a fight somewhere.
No, I wasn't. I was sitting on a couch with my dog.
It was sick. Looking for a fight.
No, I was not. You were wishing somebody would come through the door and start talking shit to you.
Yeah, you wanted someone to step to you. I got legal hands.
I can't fight anybody. No, seriously.
Like, legally, I can get murder, not manslaughter if I get into a fight with someone. That's the least chill thing you've ever said.
Well, I got legally because I was registered in a professional boxing match. If I get into a fight with someone.
I don't think it's a professional. It was professional.
Officially an amateur. No, it's a professional event because he went professional to fight his fight, so I had to register as a professional.
I don't think anything about that is true, Billy. It's a professional.
You know what? I'm going to say something nice. That's a cool thing.
That's a cool thing to be able to say. Like, yo, I would fight you, bro, but I'd have to go to jail forever.
It's one of my no chill things. I'm like, fuck, like, what if something happens and I go to jail? I wouldn't.
I'd be just terrible at jail. No, you got weapons.
You got two weapons in jail. They would be like, that guy has no fucking weapons.
Actually, you know what they would have to do? They'd actually have to cut your hands off before you went to jail. Because they don't let you bring in weapons.
What would be your mindset when you went to prison? Dude, I would never go to prison. Unless you beat someone's ass.
Well, that's never going to happen. I would let someone beat me up.
I'd rather not go to prison. All right.
So people are going to step to you now. It would be very funny if Billy had to get a lethal injection for being not chill enough.
He would learn so much about the drugs that we're going to go into beforehand. I went this shot.
Yeah. No, that's the barbiturates going to make my nipples weird.
All right. Go ahead.
What's up, A-Rod's co-host and Arian Foster's co-host? You've had David Spade, Adam Sandler, Tim Meadows, and Rob Schneider on the show. Great guests.
All of them. Any chance you can get Norm MacDonald on to keep the mid-'90s SNL theme going? I'd love to talk to Norm.
Norm's a big sports gambling guy, too. Yeah.
My favorite thing that Norm does is when he's just live tweeting golf events, but he's doing it like 10 minutes after they happen. But they're the most bland tweets ever.
It's like, and Phil, within seven feet there, great shot. That hole happened 10 minutes ago.
I would definitely have Norm MacDonald on as well. Sup, guys, especially Big Ten Cat.
My dog died in August. We are incredibly close, and it's been very tough.
We got a new puppy just before we put him down my wife already had a dog now the puppy likes her more than me so she's both dogs favorite person how do i talk her into a third dog and hopes i'm the favorite you're just gonna keep getting dogs maybe we don't work on the puppy yeah hey maybe take him on a walk maybe just be like more dog friendly play with your dog play with your dog i i would try to, I don't want to use the word kidnap, but I would like to make sure the dog only saw me for a week nonstop at a time because at that age, they'll imprint on you. So just take your dog to work for a week.
You could also just pretend that you work at General Mills for a day and just line your pockets with shrimp and just walk around your house and your dog will love you if we're in the trustee i i rea spent uh like four straight days with norman and i came home i i would said i was you know the favorite the dog favorite and i came home and he just like wasn't even interested anymore i think i lost i think being away for that long i've lost the lead that's honestly the best way to do it is just every time the dog sees you give it a treat just bribe itbe it. And then if your significant other asks you if you're giving the dog too many treats, be like, no.
Not at all. But just do that for like four days and you should be good.
Can't you just show Norm some porn? No. No, no.
No, no, no. He's neutered.
What? So he doesn't get the boners? No, he still does. Well, we talked about it.
Why don't you get him just like a real hot stuffed animal? Let's talk about it again. Turn your boy into a man.
Like, when I'm there and Rhea's not there, he's like missing a girl and starts humping. For example, Rhea was by himself all weekend, no humping.
Wait, so Norm is the fucking... Everyone hates that dude who's like, when you're hanging out with the boys and trying to chill, they where are the chicks yeah like we need some chicks here let's go out and try to get laid that's norm i guess fuck yeah he's like where's my stuffed animal like no chill norm's got no chill can't just hang with the boys uh would you guys ever record call that the gas in space would y'all ever record an episode in space uh no yeah no yes i don't think so yes no it's gonna be no for me why not i don't like heights okay are you actually through outer space yeah or is that high i'm saying yes why not i agree can this is this would did elon musk write this i think so.
Probably. Where was that question? I want my body jettisoned into outer space after I die.
Just to be floating around the entire galaxy. Eventually somebody will find it, maybe reanimate it, put me in a zoo.
Put you in a DirecTV satellite so you can stream Red Zone every weekend? Fuck yes. That would be sick.
But then they're going to sell to ESPN and then that's going to be an issue. You talk about having a PMT group chat, but do you also have a secret PMT group chat that doesn't include Billy so you guys can talk about him behind his back? I know that.
We started that a while ago. Yes.
That's where all the real good stuff happens. That's where we're really woke.
No, it actually isn't. We have a separate chat without Billy that is solely for plan making that we know Billy's going to ask a billion questions about that we can just get it done with.
And then we tell Billy, hey, this is what we're going to do. That's all it is, Billy.
You wouldn't want to be on it anyways. Ignorance is bliss.
Yeah. Do you guys still make $75,000 per episode? Also, any update on Vanny Woodhead? With inflation, it's like $100,000.
Yeah, and then it got bumped up a couple years ago. I think now we're at like $107,000.
Bitcoins per episode. Yeah.
It's not a brag. I actually get paid in Dogecoin now.
It's not a big deal.

Vanny Woodhead?

I'm actually going to try to fix it up for the summer.

Okay, great.

Yeah, it's kind of happy.

No, seriously.

Yeah, no.

Yeah, seriously.

Yeah, it's going to absolutely-

I am 100% confident you'll get that done.

Yep.

When I graduate, I'm going to have so much fucking time.

Oh, yeah.

Well, you already got to get us an NFT.

Uh-huh.

You got to get an NFT of Jake's voice. Uh-huh.
You got to fix Vanny Woodhead. You got to finish the bracket, QB bracket.
Well, it needs to get its winner. Yeah.
You got to find my avatar. How's that going? Mm-hmm.
Okay, I'll actually do that soon. Okay, got it.
All right. All right, last one.
Sup, fellas. Not to be a downer during the best time of the year, but have you guys given much thought to if slash when you retire from the podcasting life? I'd like to imagine you'll be doing this until your deathbed because I don't want to live in a world without PMT.
Also, Billy as a host just won't fill the void. Sorry, Billy.
Oh, wow. No, that's fair.
Did you go on Chris Long's show, Billy? No, I haven't. Oh.
You can, you can. Is that okay? Yeah.
Thank you. Were you asked? Yes.
I'm going to retire in like three years. I think it's...
No, I don't know. It's probably going to be like...
Have you seen those videos of Arnold Schwarzenegger on his farm with like his giant ponies? Mm-hmm. That's probably what...
I'm just going to have a farm. I'm actually going to turn into Billy when I retire.
I'm just going to have a farm with a shitload of animals. Just chill.
I think as soon as I'm like, it's funny being old right now, but then when I'm real old, old, it'll be like, this sucks. And then Billy will be able to take over.
And then we can do a reunion tour when we're old, old, old. Correct.
That would be amazing. Perry Ellis' guys are going to get back together for one more.
You're going to get a movie made on you guys.

It's going to be sick.

Are life is going to be like a movie?

Well, no, like the movie, the documentary movie.

Who do you think is going to play you?

Behind the pod?

This is Billy's way of saying, hey, I want some cash.

Can I direct this?

Can I produce it?

No, I have zero qualifications for any of that.

That has never stopped you.

Also, Billy-

What's a Billy I know?

Come on. Cast it real quick.
It's actually a very easy casting job. I'm The Rock.
Right. I'm Triple H.
Mm-hmm. Or, yeah.
Hank is the dude that looks like Hank. Yeah, from Silicon Valley.
Yep. Okay, cool.
Perfect. All right.
Jake is Ravel. I'll start the screenplay.
Yeah, Jake is Ravel. Bubba is...
Who's like the... Bubba is...
Bubba. I was going to make a joke, but I'm not...
Jeremy Renner. Nope.
Don't make... Don't make...
You know what? I've decided... Be nice to Bubba week? No, be nice to Jake week.
If you can connect those dots, you can connect those dots. Bubba is Brad Pitt and Meet Joe Black.
At the very start. Let's do it.
Let's do the numbers. We're back in the studio.
30. 99.
8. I'm actually...
18. 32.
I've lost track of what I'm supposed to put. 19.
That's like two in a row for 19. Yeah, that was.
19's been hot. Yeah, that's two balls in a row because we did a...
Oh, no, no, no. On Thursday, it was random, but it was 19.
It was the computer version. Right, but I feel like the ball 19 has been hot in the last month.
No. 19 was the first time two times ago.

Okay, animal fact?

Dolphins are not the only animals besides humans to have sex or pleasure.

Love you guys.

What's the other one?

I was going to say... Wait, wait, wait.

What's the other animal?

It turns out any animal with an orgasm by definition. We'll be right back.
I don't get so dang. I'ma have to sit myself.
You got me right. And I'ma have this money.
Why do you do what we're doing? Get down. Drop it together.
I love the way I'm moving. All I wanna do is let me do it.
While I see it on the back Go, go, go. Outro Music Thank you.
We'll be right back. Thank you.
Yeah, I was on this other. I love it.
I love it. Yeah.

I love it. I love it.

I love it.

I love it.

I love it.

I love it.

I love it.