Super Bowl 55 Recap, Tom Brady's 7th Lombardi And Billy Football Knocks Out Jose

Hey, Pardon My Take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music.
On today's Pardon My Take, Super Bowl 55 recap. Tom Brady wins his seventh Super Bowl title.
Unbelievable. We're going to recap the game.
Kind of a dud of a game, but still a ton of things to talk about. Well, it wasn't close, Hank.
It wasn't close. It's still fun.
I mean, it was a game. A Super Bowl.
Big game. We're going to recap everything.
We also are going to talk about Friday night. Our son, Billy Football, knocking out that rat fuck, Jose Canseco, in the first round, 15 seconds in.
That's being generous. Yeah.
Like nine seconds. It was three quarters of Patino.
We also have, we don't make those jokes, we also have Billy on Zoom. He is in Florida, very drunk, and we recapped the fight with him like five times over.
So we get all of that. Great Monday show for everyone.
Football season unfortunately is done but we're going to send it out with a bang. Rated T for team.
My name is Paul Heyman. Special counsel to Roman Reigns and the Bloodlines wise man.
Step out of the ropes and onto the island in WWE 2K25. An epic WWEemed world ruled by the one and only Roman Reigns.

The return of promos, plus intergender matches, my GM goes multiplayer, and more.

WWE 2K25, available now.

Okay, let's go.

Bye!

Bye! Okay, let's go. It's the hang of the washing, and then I can't leave all on the sun, oh no.
We're gonna rock down to Electric Avenue, and then we'll take it higher. Oh, we're gonna rock down to Electric Avenue.
It's Pardon My Take, presented by Ballstool Sports. Welcome to Pardon My Take.
Today's Super Bowl recap episode is presented by Fogstool Sports. Welcome to part of my take.
Today's Super Bowl recap episode is presented by Verizon with limited ads. Today is Monday, February 8th, Super Bowl 55.
What? What? What? We go down to the big pirate ship for the Super Bowl. Tom vs.
Time. The Goat vs.
The Baby Goat. Bruce vs.
Andy. Tony Romo P vs.
His Pants. The Bucs went out early as Roberto Gronkowski said, Yo soy fiesta for all our Spanish-speaking fans out there.
Puerto y el ba baño, Tony Romo. And speaking of baños, the Chiefs' offensive line opened up like the back door of Schwam's house after a dinner at Fogo de Chau, if you catch my drift.
Talking about diarrhea, Teej. Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl, boom.
Vito Leveo was out there making some cold plays, and with flags on the field left and right against the Chiefs. It was all yellow.
Bruce Springsteen Arians took one look at Leonard Burnett and said, this guy's born to run the second he saw him in his new jersey. That makes it seven Super Bowls combined for guys in attendance for the catch.
Yep, folks, that was me on the field as a young Tom Brady soaked in the scene at candlestick park that fateful day and that's just why i'm signing off for another year but don't worry we'll be careful you're gonna hurt yourself i'm still recovering my voice from friday night's. Did a lot of screaming, a lot of cheering.
I was very enthusiastic. Yes.
A little partying afterwards, but you know what? It's all worth it. I'm sad that the NFL season's over, but, you know, it ended.
Yes, it ended. It ended.
That's all you can say. It ended.
Tom Brady, seventh Super Bowl. Tom Brady has more Super Bowls than every franchise in the NFL.
That's insane. Stairway to seven.
Hank, the vest did it. The second Hank walked into that vest, I sincerely regretted my bet against the Bucs.
Wednesday, Big Cat was very smart, and Sunday, Big Cat was a fucking moron. Saturday, Big Cat, too.
Yes. There was a point yesterday.
We were at the Barstool Sports Book House in Philly, and I walked in. I went to the bathroom or something.
I came back, and Big Cat was like, I think I'm betting the Bucs. I was like, yes, Big Cat.
Welcome to the good side. All right.
There was a moment of destiny when I should have switched my pick to the Bucs. It happened at Waffle House on Saturday morning.
Hank was there. Bubble was there.
Jake was there. This guy, I don't even think he worked at Waffle House.
He was wearing a shirt and just showed up out of nowhere. Stood next to our table.
Like, feel the dreams. It was like the janitor in Scrubs who stops by and parts a little wisdom and leaves.
He was like, who are you betting on for the Super Bowl? Just straight up asked us that. He could tell we were sports fans.
Oh, it's a big game weekend. Big game.
We're talking about the big game. Talking ball with the fellas.
And I was like, I'm going to bet on the Chiefs. And he goes, are you sure? You think that's a good idea? I was like, yeah.
And he's like, who do you think the best quarterback in the world is? Patrick Mahomes. He's like, are you sure? And then as quickly as he came, he walked away.
And it shook me to my core. And that guy? God.
Tom Brady. Oh, yeah.
Tom Brady was in a West Virginia Super Bowl, making sure that people knew who was the best. So, I mean, it wasn't even – I don't think the GOAT discussion was up for debate before this game, but seven is just insane.
43 years old, seventh Super Bowl. I just said he has more Super Bowls than every other franchise, which is true.
He not only has that, there's 32 teams in the NFL. Okay.
Tom Brady has more Super Bowls than the Bears, Jets, Saints, Rams, Seahawks, Eagles, Bills, Vikings, Bengals, Panthers, Falcons, Chargers, Titans, Cardinals, Browns, Lions, Texans, Jaguars combined. That's 18 teams, more than half of the league, and he has more Super Bowls than those 18 teams, 18 franchises combined.
It's crazy to think that. It's stupid.
He's won a Super Bowl one every six years that he's been alive. He has as many Super Bowl wins as Larry King has wives.
It's the RIP. RIP.
Another GOAT. Fuck.
Another GOAT. We were supposed to do a larry king in memoriam show and we forgot we'll include that in the take this is our larry king in memoriam yeah uh silence okay uh listen it's fucking stupid now i don't know there's nothing else to say i mean we're going to talk about the whole game because the bucks defense was as a unit the mvp of the game but tom brady played an unbelievable first half he didn't really have to do as much in the second half it's just it's unfathomable that a guy has seven super bowls we know how hard it is to win one super bowl he has fucking seven of them so he won the super bowl by 22 points his total margin of victory in the six other super bowl wins combined, 29 points.
That's crazy. Bobby Big Wheel on Twitter pointed that out.
And it's nuts. You do have to ask if the Patriots were holding him back, Hank.
You get him and Gronk into a system that centers itself around making plays between your quarterback and your tight end, and all of a sudden he's blowing teams out, blowing out one of the best quarterbacks of all time, Patrick Mahomes, in the Super Bowl. The hoops that people are going to be jumping through, people even tonight were like, oh, how can you be happy for Tom Brady? It's like, of course I'm happy for Tom Brady.
People are just going to keep trying, keep looking for reasons that the Patriots aren't good, Tom Brady's not good, and it's just they're going to keep coming up short. You're claiming this is a Super Bowl, though, right, for the Patriots? I'm not.
I'm just happy. You know, I bet on Tom Brady the entire playoffs.
I bet him biggest bet of my life tonight, so obviously I was supporting him. He's brought me so much joy in my life as a Patriots fan, him and Gronk.
So it's like to not root for them and not be happy for them is just extremely selfish, and I would never do it. I mean, we all.
I'm not counting for the Patriots. I don't even think, like, who even, who are these people who even say that, like, it's, he's not.
They're out there. But they're not.
They're not real. Do you know what I mean? Like, this isn't, you get to a point where it's, like, you can't really say anything anymore.
You can't. He's won 12% of the Super Bowls ever given out.
Tony Romo was preaching at the end when he was like, it's going to be hard for Mahomes because going from, you know, going from, if he won, it would have been two. He's just got to get to six.
Now he only has one and he's got to go above seven. That's how math works.
That's a daunting, daunting pass. It is and he's always going to have that one in hand over Patrick Mahomes.
Even if he equals it. We were talking about who's the greatest athlete of all time.
I think we said Secretariat, right? I think it's like a tie between Secretariat, Babe Ruth, Tom Brady, Sachin Tindukar, the cricket player. Freddie Adu.
Freddie Adu, Zlatan, and James Jones. Yep.
There it is. That's your list.
That's your list. But it's, yeah, there's nothing really else to say.
I mean, he's 43. And let's just ask this question.
Do you think he has another one? Because I wouldn't bet against it. He says he's coming back.
That's the craziest part about all this. He's fucking 43.
He has now had, like, it's rare that a guy has had multiple chances now that he could go off like John Elway on his white horse and be like, all right, I wanted him out. People were saying he should have done that against the Rams when he won.
Yeah. And he's now three years, two years later, and he just won another one, and he could do it again, and he's still going to come back.
And I wouldn't bet on it. If you put a line out there right now, Tom Brady over seven and a half Super Bowls in his career, I wouldn't bet the under.
I wouldn't either. And Bruce Arians already said he's coming back too.
And what's crazy is because they went through this extended run to the playoffs, their assistant coaches probably aren't going to get hired anywhere else. So not only is Bruce and Tom coming back, but probably Todd Bowles and Byron Leftwich.
I wonder if Rob Gronkowski would come back. Because Rob Gronkowski, like that was, I saw someone tweet me like Tom Brady had 12 days by himself in his house.
And in those 12 days, he remembered that he had Gronk. Because Gronk was incredible tonight too, which is a throwback.
What, do you have two touchdowns? He had the first two. He had two touchdowns.
I think he had like three receptions the entire playoffs before. So it's like Brady and Antonio Brown.
It's like Brady was going to his guys. Antonio Brown is going to get arrested so hard this summer.
It's going to be like the summer of Lindsay Lohan for him. Unbelievable.
Let's get the narrative, the redemption narrative going ahead of time for Antonio Brown. Congrats on overcoming all the women you've assaulted and people that you haven't paid because he scored a touchdown in the playoffs.
Well, as long as Tom Brady's in the league, he's got a job. Yeah.
So let's talk about the game. Let's talk about the Bucs first, then we'll get to the Chiefs.
The Bucs' defense was incredible. Obviously, Tom Brady, we just said it, the GOAT in seven Super Bowls, and all these numbers are baffling.

The Bucs' defense was awesome.

I mean, they made the Chiefs look completely pedestrian.

We have not seen the Chiefs look like this ever under Patrick Mahomes.

They didn't score a touchdown.

They've never been held under double digits.

They've never lost by double digits. All these things, and I think they lost to the Chiefs by maybe 11, but they got blown out, and it looked like they couldn't do anything.
And it was, I mean, their pressure was insane. Travis Kelsey still got his numbers, but Tyreek Hill wasn't able to break the big one.
I feel like they just had such an incredible game plan. Todd Bowles, very underrated.
He got mentioned a lot, so maybe he's properly rated now. But he was incredible this entire playoff run because the Bucs defense, they played at such a high level in the last four games, and that's a huge part of why they have the Super Bowl trophy.
Yeah, the defense was amazing. Also, Patrick Mahomes got let down a couple times by his receivers.
He had a couple. Like, he made the three best passes in this game.
He made a matrix pass. Maybe three passes that would be, like, the best passes of all time.
PFT, you know what we get to do. The first thing that came in my head, we get to now be the annoying journalist guy who, in 20 years, we can be like, best Super Bowl pass I ever saw.
Patrick Mahomes. Incomplet in completion yep when when he had his his hand down next to the ground that is 30 yards out hipster the hipster reply in 10 years when someone's like quote tweet this with the best super bowl pass you've ever seen yeah i saw it didn't count it was actually a turnover on downs yep yeah he Hit his receiver in the face.
Twice. Twice.

There were two big completions that were dropped.

And then, obviously, we have to talk a little bit about the refs.

Well, I want to talk about Mahomes, though, for a while.

Then we'll get to the refs.

Because the refs, I hate doing the refs early on.

You know what I mean?

The game, the Bucs won this game no matter what.

Yeah.

The refs did not play a part in the final outcome of this game.

But Mahomes.

So I tweeted out in the fourth quarter, I was like, Mahomes has been kind of incredible

We'll talk about it. The refs did not play a part in the final outcome of this game.
But Mahomes. So I tweeted out in the fourth quarter, I was like, Mahomes has been kind of incredible tonight.
And he's just been let down by his offensive line and his wide receivers. Now, the first half, he missed a couple throws.
But he also hit Tyreek Hill in the face in a tie game for a touchdown. He also, the game is completely different as far as I'm concerned.
When you have the Bucs up 7-3, they're going in for a touchdown, the Chiefs make an incredible goal line stand, then the Chiefs get out of the shadows of their own end zone. Third down, Travis Kelsey gets hit directly in the hands and drops it.
And then you had the sequence where it was a holding on the punt, and then the guy shanked it, and the punter shanked it, and the Bucs turn around and they score right away back down 14-3. It's like a short field.
It's a 35-yard field drive they had to go on. That drop by Travis Kelsey.
I know that in a blowout like this, you can't say that the Chiefs were ever really in it, but that drop was huge for momentum and for everything that the Chiefs had going for them. Both of those in the first half.
By the way, on that drop that Kelsey had, it looked like he was thinking about lateraling the ball before he even caught it. You can go back and watch it.
The way that he set up his hands and his feet when he was making that catch, I actually think that there was a it was a designed lateral play and he thought like a half second ahead i might be completely wrong about it but that's the first thing that popped out to me and i'm rarely wrong about these things if ever right and ever never no never ever wrong uh so the that drop the tyree kill drop and then you have the patrick mahomes matrix throw that gets hit hits the receiver in the face and he drops or I actually think it was the running back in that case but those like plays that's the difference between being in a game making it a game and not when you have a Super Bowl and you have to make the big play the Chiefs just didn't make the big play and I don't as much as Mahomes looked a little bit off all night he was just like he had no time. So did you see the advanced stat that Patrick Mahomes ran for 497 total yards before his passes or sacks? And that was the most of anyone in this season.
That's insane. He was running for his life the entire night.
Now you probably say, well, he drifted out of the pocket. Yeah, he drifts sometimes.
But he had to because the offensive line was that mismatched. And he also kept a lot of plays alive that were never going to be alive.
He also, of his 56 dropbacks, he was pressured in 29 of them. 29 of them.
Yeah, and I think that the defense for the Buccaneers played a relatively simple look for most of the time. I'm a lot of people say that they stuck in like cover two or basically two high safeties yeah for most of the game beat him deep couldn't get the play action going with that coverage either and so yeah they they had a really good game plan against them and you combine that with the defensive line with uh indomitian sue jpp and vita vea back yeah it was it was a problem and and when he drifted tonight i'm actually not going to put that on Mahomes drifting because like he was going to get his ass kicked if he stayed in the pocket now I will say though the turf toe reared its ugly head a little bit and I'm not like I'm serious he was not able to scramble as effectively he looked slower he looked hobbled he didn't step into that many throws so I think he's probably like he's probably gonna have surgery on that foot.
Yeah, he definitely looked off, but he also had no time. And the injury to Eric Fisher, which I fucking hate myself because I think I even said it last Monday.
I was like, I don't know about Eric Fisher being out. It's just crazy to think about how we view the Chiefs, how unstoppable they have been in the last two years, and they truly have been, and how, like, you can't – Tyree Kill, there's no answer for him.
Travis Kelsey, there's no answer for him. Patrick Mahomes making plays with his feet, no answer.
The Bucs had an answer for all of it. Like, they had an answer for everything.
They played lights out. And, yeah, I guess I'll walk back a little bit of the incredible patrick mahomes wasn't maybe incredible i think he i think if you look at that game if you watch that game if you take out just looking at the at the box score because if you look at the box score you're like what the fuck travis or patrick mahomes was terrible and when you're watching that game i saw patrick mahomes keeping a uh a team trying to make something out of nothing where any other quarterback in that situation it would have been like the Chiefs would have been punting and being sacked every single play because their offensive line was that much of a sin I mean if you want to get real hipster with it we can say in a few years like this is the best Super Bowl performance that we've ever seen you just let.
Best Super Bowl performance by a losing quarterback ever. We should also give credit to the, like, individuals on Tampa Bay's defense, like, besides the defensive line.
Devin White should have been the MVP, I think, of this game. Yes.
Well, so, I don't know. I think Tom Brady deserved it just because, you know, the way a football game goes and, you know, if you get a lead and your defense can play with a lead, it's a lot different.
At the second half, they were able to just pin their ears back and go after them. And a lot of that was because Tom Brady played incredible in the first half.
He was very, very good in the first half. He didn't have to do that in the second half because it was just a different game.
So Tom Brady getting him to that point, it's almost like, remember the old Brett Favre had all these comebacks because he would put him in a bad situation.

Tom Brady didn't have a heroic late game Super Bowl drive in this game because he was so

good in the first half it wasn't needed.

Yeah, but in the first half, that's when the refs, I think, did make their biggest impact

on the game.

There was a few bad calls.

That pass interference in the end zone on Tyran Matthew, that was a bullshit call. Yeah.
Do we do uncatchable balls anymore? I don't think that we do. Yeah, I don't think we do.
I don't think I've seen a single time this year that a ref has done this. I love doing that motion.
It's a very cool signal because it's one that the fans can all do immediately when they think there's a bullshit call. I don't remember seeing a single one of those this year.
That ball was uncatchable in the end zone. And it wasn't even pass interference.
He was just playing like, what do you call it, inside leverage. Just put the pads to him a little bit.
Just playing physical defense. And as a fan, if I were a Chiefs fan, that's when I'm standing up just being like, call it both ways, Stripes.
Right. Just call it both ways.
Right. Some consistency would have been nice.
Granted, you're right. It wouldn't have made a difference difference on the outcome of the game but it would have made it a hell of a lot more close and also fuck Darren Revelle for his tweet before the game Darren Revelle tweeted before the game because it was the first female official in Super Bowl history and he tweeted that the first female official in Super Bowl history has a son named Brady who was born to uh after Tom Brady won his second Bowl.
Basically phrasing it like she named him Brady for Tom Brady. I think she's from Tampa.
So it's like, or no, she's from somewhere in Florida. Maybe she is from Tampa.
It was at 758, so it was probably around halftime. No, I think it was earlier than that.
So he's also setting her up for the, she's a homer. No, that's not the, is that the tweet? Yeah.
758. Okay.
What time zone is your computer on jake no no that's fine okay eastern all right but either way it basically said that like that wasn't whatever i just well it's also it's also not a tweet that you would ever see anyone ever make about a male official be like hey just so you guys know ed hockley has a son uh that's named brady before before like a big game that that would never like no one cares what the name of the sperm that got shot out of ed hoculey's dick was yeah so yeah it was weird fuck you darren revell i'm sorry that you're dealing with the loss of leslie hopefully you can find her um but now is not the time to bring your internalized misogyny into this conversation oh man so um all right we have some other things we got to talk about in the game. What were you going to say, Hank? Sorry.
I was going to say all the – it's not like there was, you know, the Bucs' pass interferences on the other side. There was plays that the Chiefs thought they got missed calls.
All those plays were just the Chiefs dropping, like, wide-open touchdowns. Like, it's not like Chiefs fans are going to be like, oh, they should have called this a pass interference.
Flag, throwing a flag, throwing a flag. You're wrong.
He tweeted it before the game, too. So he laid it.
Yeah, but no, but he laid it. My point was he laid it out.
Oh, he doubled down on it? He doubled down on it. It's actually even worse.
He doubled down on it after it became a ref show. He tweeted it before the game.
Sarah Thomas, the female referee who make history in tonight's Super Bowl, has a son named Brady who is 16 and was born after Tom Brady's second Super Bowl win. Just a fun fact.
That's worse because he doesn't even, like, there's no connection, but he makes it seem like there could be a connection. And then he doubled down.
I think the 758, that was when she made. After the ref show.
It was one of those calls, yeah. Yeah, and you know what? He's a clown.
There's no chance that if you actually think it's just a fun fact, you don't end a tweet by saying just a fun fact. Right.
It's also not a fun fact. I don't care what the ref is.
He's saying just a fun fact because he knows it is neither fun, I guess it kind of is a fact, but it's not. It's fact-ish.
Yeah, but it's not even. It's fact-adjacent.
No one gives a fuck about that. It's semi-factual.
It's only put out there so that if there's a ref show, you can be like, well, let's fucking go after the chick ref. It is time to revisit maybe Darren Revelle's best video of all time when he did the Super Bowl 50 behind the scenes, like a live look at Darren compiling his tweets and tweeting them out in real time.
He has a stock market ticker that's going at all times for all of his tweets. He probably has a different device that he uses to send out each particular tweet so he can check the engagement on them simultaneously.
His bedroom probably looks like a Russian troll farm. All right, sorry, Hank.
I just need to get that off my chest because I just hate when people blame full games on the refs, and then especially when they blame it because of a fun fact that was tweeted that's not fun. Not fun.
Not fun. What were you going to say, though? No, I'm just saying there was no plays that Chiefs fans are going to be like, they should have called this a pass interference.
All those plays that they should have are going to be thinking back on are going to be plays where Chiefs receivers just drop balls. There were a couple plays, but they were only plays that I got mad about because I was mad that they were ticky-tack that was getting called on the other side.
And Tom Brady's interception was kind of a 50-50. I think it was honestly what it really came down to was it was just the refs were getting a little too involved.
The refs were calling a little too tight of a game. The offsides on the table.
They didn't show any of their angles. That was a terrible angle.
The replay that they showed, you couldn't tell. I agree.
And you know what? They didn't ever show any of the other ones, which maybe means that they realized they were wrong. It's a big fuck you to the NFL, too, for never having a fucking camera angle on the goal line or on important lines of scrimmages in the Super Bowl.
You spent $5 million on a hologram Vince Lombardi to walk out before the game and talk about the importance of

integrity, but you can't have a line

that's set up, a camera that's set up on the goal line

to tell if a ball breaks the plane? Yeah.

It's true. It's weird.
It's very good.

We're going to get right back to the show.

The last thing you want to hear when you need your auto insurance

most is a robot with countless irrelevant

menu options, which is why with

USAA Auto Insurance you'll get great service

that is easy and reliable all at the touch of a button get a quote today restrictions apply all right back to part of my take uh i would have taken she liked like four of my tweets tonight not to brag you think so yeah like well no she may have no i'm saying she lay she may have liked more than that but she clicked the like button she liked them all right other things. Tony Romo peed his pants.
Yes, he did. Well, allegedly.
So he had a dot where we think his penis might be coming back from the house. Not so big, Tony.
Hey, Tony, did you make sure you shook off properly? This is why. I don't know, Jim.
This is a good life lesson, Tony. Like, you should.
If you don't, I'm not going to make any accusations here. But as a man who does not have a large penis, you got to get out in front of it so that if you ever pee your pants like that and people are like, hey, dude, the pee's coming from pretty up high.
Well, look, I've been on the record. You know what to expect from me.
There's not a lot I'm packing in there, so don't worry about it. When you see it, don't be surprised.
Well, we also don't know where the waist of his pants were because he was covering those up so it could have been a very high-waisted pant we

don't know where his penis ended we don't or it could have been pre-com that's what i would go

with it when i if i was tony i was like you know what you know what it was uh we're getting pretty

close to golf season very excited jim um all right what were you gonna say before the game started

we got fucked big cat yeah we did we got fucked from the opening coin flip. Heads.
Heads, it spreads. I can't believe we didn't think about that.
No, that's not real. Tails never fails.
It did change everything. It did change everything.
It sucked. Also, the score bug that they changed on us that had me just like, I'm a creature of habit.
I don't like change. I don't like you changing things on the last fucking game of the year, the biggest game of the year.
Like, I'm a comfort guy. I'm a homebody.
So when they changed something like that and the time was, like, off-centered, the whole thing felt out of whack. And then you see, so it goes heads, new score bug, and the Chiefs looking very pedestrian, and everything just felt wrong.
Yeah, the world didn't seem right. The score bug I didn't have that much of a problem with.
It was very minimalist. That just means that they were lazy when they designed it, by the way.
That's a really good tip if you work in any sort of design field. Just do like the least amount of work possible on a project and say it's either deconstructed or minimalist.

You'll be like, that's a great point.

Here's a pay raise.

Yep, absolutely.

But the whole game felt a little out of whack.

Also, the HD cameras have gone too far.

I'm going to say it right now.

It's actually, you know what it reminds me of?

When HD came to porn and we all were like, this is kind of cool.

And then you watch a little more.

You're like, this is a little too real.

Let's go. it reminds me of when HD came to porn and we all were like this is kind of cool and then you watch a little more and you're like this is a little too real you see a lot you see all the things right this is a little too real for me there are certain things that shouldn't be in HD right like really dirty porn part of my take we are podcast.
No, every time I'm on HD, I look so fat. Yeah.
And I'm not fat. I am not attractive in HD.
And then- And you are attractive in real life. I'm very attractive in real life.
Facts. Did you know I'm Mr.
Herndon? Yeah. We're pumping each other up.
Won the beauty pageant. Dude, we pump each other up in 2021.
And then- Dudes pumping up dudes. And then Andy Reid's mustache and his eyebrows don't look great in HD.
Yep. Yep.
His eyebrows look amazing in SD. They look fuller, thicker.
Now it looks like his forehead's going bald. It's just too much.
It's like when Madden does the graphics, too realistic. And everyone's like, the gameplay is off.
Something about the new HD cameras is just too much for me. I can't handle it.
The other thing about the broadcast that I did not like, I've never liked this, is when they cut away from the fan going on the field. I want to see the guy running down the field.
Why do you cut away from it? The media needs to be reporting on it. It's happening, Jake.
Whether you like it or not. I know.
Jake, CNN didn't cut their cameras away on January 6th when people were entering the Capitol building. It's just the norm.
Why don't they show me the guy wearing the pink bra and panties that gets tackled at the one? Because it would glorify it and encourage people to do it. Hank's exactly right.
It's a platform for them. No.
Well, what they should have is just like a former player. They should have Ray Lewis on the field, a good guy on the field, to stop a bad guy on the field.
Yeah, it's true. But still, even if he gets his butt kicked, it's still the platform and the virus.
I love seeing that. It's a fucking shame that they cut away from it all the time.
It really should, yeah. Can you think of a more boring person to narrate a trespasser than Jim Nance? We need it.
We need that. Let the boys watch.
Let the boys watch. Other notes.
We should never doubt any team that has a running back that has playoff, insert the blank, because now it's two years in a row, back-to-back championships for teams that feature a playoff name. Playoff Lenny was phenomenal.
Shout out playoff Lenny. He is family now.
He said that to us. So, we appreciate him.
Congrats to him. He had a great game.
We also should do, we want to do a quick early championship pick for next year's NFL champion. Yeah.
We have the odds are out in the Barstool Sportsbook. I should just throw this out there.
I forgot to mention, but do you know who beat the Tampa Bay Bucs on a Thursday night football game? The Chicago Bears.

At least we get part of this

Super Bowl. Yeah, the football team only

lost to them by eight points. You're about to get

Carson Wentz. Yeah.

Congrats.

Ryan Pace is such a fucking idiot.

I'm hoping and praying that Ryan Pace

put out a trial balloon

just to see the reaction.

And the reaction is so bad that he's not

going to do this because some of these reports about the Bears trading a fucking first, maybe even two first-round picks for Carson Wentz, no one out-negotiates themselves quite like Ryan Pace. There's nobody else that's bidding that high, anywhere close to that high.
He bids against himself. He is in a funhouse, a wall mirrors just turning around being like oh that guy's gonna get him oh that guy's gonna get him better go uh first in a second yeah so i that i don't understand ryan pace's brain uh the weekend sprinting through that house mirrors yes i'm sure yes that was a trip yeah that was that the jabberwockies people call me a boomer for that joke i thought it landed there was no they lookabbawockees, did they not? They did.
It looks like the Jabbawockees just multiplied, like a tessellation of Jabbawockees. The problem is, if you make a reference from 2008, people are like boomer.
Well, they're the boomer for not knowing what the Jabbawockees are, because the Jabbawockees are still the coolest thing on the planet. That's not boomer, though.
That's older. I'm an elder millennial.
Even if you're an 18-year-old 12 years ago, like you were a child. We can't let 18-year-olds run the world, Hank.
Hank, you still root for Tom Brady. That's the most Boomer thing ever.
He's all I've ever known in my entire life since I was a child. Well, the Jabbawockees is all Big Cat's ever known.
I'm a big Jabbawockees fan. When you think about dancing, what do you think? Jabbawockees.
And Blue Man Group. When you think about drip, what do you think about? Jabbawockeez.
Yeah, exactly. And Shaq doing the Jabbawockeez.
Remember that? Yeah. All-star game? That was cool.
All right. Chiefs are the favorite, plus $550.
Packers, plus $900. Bucks, not plus $900.
Then you got Ravens, Bills, Rams. I'm looking at this.
I'm going to throw one out there. Ready? Rams.
Chicago Bears plus 5,000. No.
I'll tell you what my pick is. Dolphins.
Nope. San Francisco 49ers 14-1.
I like that. Unless they get Kirk Cousins.
Aren't they trading? Yeah, aren't they going to trade Garoppolo allegedly? Kyle Shanahan. Yeah, but that absolutely loves Kirk Cousins.
I'm just looking for a team with a good coach, good defense. It's like a Tom Brady-Antonio Brown situation.
You think tons of injuries. They would not have a better chance with Kirk Cousins than with Garoppolo.
Agreed. That's a fact.
Now, if they get to Sean Watson, then yes. I don't know.
I don't know. And then whatever team gets to Sean Watson has to be probably 12-1, 13-1.
If Garoppolo comes to New England, it's a wrap. San Diego Chargers, chargers 28 to 1 yeah it's not bad i like that one too i like that one too 28 to 1 san diego chargers 14 to 1 49 where are the seahawks at 22 to 1 but russell wilson sucks in the playoffs but they're gonna let chris cook or let chris eat yeah that's true they're hiring off as coordinator it's gonna like, let's run the fucking ball.
We are establishing the run. Ten are – what is this? I can't read this.
100 to 1, Texans and Lions. Actually, the Jaguars are not the worst.
They're whatever. I can't read these lines.
81. Yeah.
All right. What else we got? Anything else Super Bowl? I mean, it wasn't a great Super Bowl.
We admit that, right? Like, it wasn't – it felt deflating watching that second half. We've had a very good run of exciting Super Bowls, and this one – It was a throwback, yeah.
It was a throwback. It was an ass-kicking.
It wasn't great. I mean, the Rams one wasn't great either.
No, but it was close. Like, was close.
But that one, Hank, we can look back at that one and be like,

that was the greatest defensive Super Bowl that we've seen.

The only reason this one didn't feel as terrible as the final score was

was because it's the Chiefs and they've done it so much

or they've come back so much.

If it was any other team, the way that game was playing,

we would have been like it was over at halftime.

But because it's the Chiefs, they're like,

oh, they can come back from any deficit. Well, they couldn't because they just got their ass kicked.
Yeah. So, I don't know.
I mean, whatever. Super Bowl, Super Bowl.
I'm sad that football season's over. It's always a dark day.
Monday, my diet starts. Everyone's got to, you know, pick up the pieces.
Tomorrow should be a holiday also. It always should be.
FCS. The Duke.
FCS. Yeah, FCS is coming back strong.
So Tom Brady's he's lost twice against JPP. JPP has never lost a Super Bowl.
He's 3-0. JPP might be the best.
Now he's got three. He's run out of places to put his rings.
He's got three of them. Was he on the first team?

I think so.

He's been in the league that long.

No, I don't. I think it was O.C., Strahan, and J.P.P., right? No, no, that was his second.
He wasn't on the first team. He got drafted in 2010.
Okay. But he is 2-0 in the Super Bowl.
So he does have enough places to put the rings. Yes, he's got enough.
He probably should retire. Yes.
Walk away. Otherwise, it just becomes you're going to lose it.
You're going to put it down like a cell phone and walk away. Exactly.
But, yeah, sad to see the football season end. Any other final thoughts before we – I hate that when Hank walked in wearing that stupid vest.
Is the vest retired? Are you going to frame it? The vest is retired. I'm going to try, you know, hopefully me and Tom cross paths at some point in the future, get him to sign it, and then I'll get it framed and hung out.
A very special recurring vest. That's my fire vest of the week.
Although I guess I have to wait until he retires because I still, you know, if it's the playoffs next year, why wouldn't I break it out, you know? Shout out my prop parlay that went exactly opposite. That's actually impressive I mean I would know for four this would have been my worst day that's incredible gambling in a long time until I hit that one prop at the end because I faded myself you should always put one bet into place that kind of is the mitigating factor for maybe you're just incredibly wrong about everything going into this game it's the billy yeah yeah so i bet on the bucks to win by 19 to 24 points they won by 22 so that made it almost even almost even very close which i consider an absolute win i also want to shout out bruce arians because we had some fun with bruce arians talk about how red his face was jake did some pantone checks today he looked, he looked healthy as a horse.
His face was like nice and tan. Wasn't red.
Looked like he did like sober. He's done sober February.
He's like one weekend. He looks great.
Not swollen at all. Great job.
Although it is a bad night to be like a gallon of primer in Bruce Arian's house. Oh, my God.
Yeah. Sucking down that paint.
That's going to be – I don't know what – like, it did feel like Tampa Bay did have a home field advantage. Like, I know that, you know, there weren't a ton of fans.
What, it was 22,000? But it did feel like there was at least a majority were Tampa Bay Bucs fans. So, which they deserve.
Whatever. Fuck it.
I don't care. I think it's a cool thing that you could end up with the Super Bowl in your home stadium.
I'm going to lose Stanford here as well. So, this is going to be just fucking awesome.
I'm retired responsibly for a week. A week retirement.
He just missed both his free throws. You can't have fucking Stanford guys missing free throws, guys.
And then, all right. Yep.
Okay. All right.
Goodbye. All right.
What what else we got for the show we want to talk about uh little jose canseco yeah fuck that guy no way jose the rat bitch sorry hank please bleep that out bleep that out bleep that out bleep that out yeah so what was that oh you're doing his breathing yeah I guess he breathed really heavy. We didn't even realize it.

So after the interview, I was like, okay, I'm kind of nervous basically because he was so confident.

And then I was editing the interview.

I was like, this man cannot breathe, period.

Cannot breathe.

And I thought it was important to the audience to know that.

So I kept it in.

Thank you.

It's good that other people are going to be wagering on it.

They got to know that this guy can't sit down and have a conversation without sounding

like Darth Vader.

He was having sleep apnea during the interview.

Like, while he's awake, he's walking – or an asthma attack. I don't know what it was, but yeah, like you big guy.
The amount of tweets we got was insane. I did not realize that was happening because we weren't wearing the cans, so we couldn't hear his mic feed during the interview.
And then that's all I saw on my Twitter feed on Friday morning morning and by the way thoughts and prayers to kurt warner he did not know what he was getting into and when he was getting tagged in the tweet going out from part of my take today's podcast features kurt warner and jose canseco he must have been like what the hell happened on this show his feed must have been blowing up but uh yeah jose's a bitch he's who he thought he was he's rat. He's a rat.
He's a fuck. So I do want to have my guy Billy's back a little bit because Billy put his balls on the line.
He trained his ass off. He went into the ring.
He got hit. He hit Jose in the head a few times.
Jose fell down after getting punched and just quit. He gave up.
I don't want to say he took a dive because that implies like there was something worked out. No.
I know no no here's how exactly what happened well first of all you're right billy gets all the credit in the world because billy took the fight billy knocked him out as far as i'm concerned but people who say that it was rigged or something the only person you can blame is jose canseco jose canseco did the math figured out how much he was getting paid and is a fucking pussy and Billy went berserker mode and Jose knew he was going to get his ass kicked Billy wins that fight no matter what whether Jose says his shoulders hurt or not Billy wins that fight no matter what he was definitely going to beat him I wish that Jose had put up a better fight so we had a little bit better of a you know a final fight main but it was a great night. Overall, rough and rowdy is still one of the funnest things that we do.
Like, it's just chaos. She's at the result.
Shout out my guy. She's at the result who was trending on Twitter for the knockout.
So if you bought the card and you were disappointed, I understand, but that's how fight cards work. UFC boxing has the same thing.
I think that it still is more than enough entertainment in terms of a $20 pay-per-view buy. And if you want to blame anyone, blame Jose because Billy was ready to fucking roll and he went berserker mode on his ass.
Or you can blame Frank the Tank for just absolutely dominating him mentally. Imagine being Jose Canseco.
You're an MVP. You're in the 40-40 club.
You stole 40 bases, hit 40 home runs. Madonna wanted you to breed with her because you're a genetic freak, and you're like, no, Madonna, you're not hot enough.
And then you also get dominated from a mental standpoint by Frank the Tank Fleming. That does not add up to me, but credit to Frank.
Frank just pulls no punches. He goes at him.
Do you guys regret not taking the bet? No, because he wouldn't pay. He's not going to donate $1,000 to the barstool.
Well, fun fact. I ran into Jose after the fight on Friday night.
He was sitting at a table, had like seven beers in front of him. And I was like, Jose, tough break out there.
Are you healthy? Are you okay? Do you need to go to a hospital and he was like yeah I'm good you know I'm good just you know my shoulders but he's one of these things where he just kind of chicken wings his arm he's like starts rubbing he's like yeah you know my shoulders all messed up Roger Field out my arm exactly and I was like Jose we should have taken the bet and got that five hundred thousand dollars off he's like what bet I was like the one that you offered me in big cat he's like $500,000. I was like, Jose, it's on camera.
And then I did follow up, and I asked him about the Barstool Fund thing. And he said, yeah, I'll pay the money.
I'll believe that when the check comes in. No chance.
He also said, Billy didn't hit me in my face. He only hit me here, here, here, and here.
And he pointed to four different places on his face. It's like Chris Farley.
Yeah. He's just an asshole.
He's a douchebag, and he's not a likable person. It was still a fun night.
Billy, do we think Billy is going to try to keep fighting someone? Yeah, I think he's probably going to be addicted to it. Or at least he's addicted to the call-out game.
Okay. So we're going to have to.
We think Billy's going to come back. No.
No. And we'll finish the episode with our interview with Billy, which is a must listen, because he's been partying nonstop for three days after knocking out Jose Canseco, which credit to...
I would do the same thing if I was 22 years old, won 50K, and knocked out Jose Canseco. He FaceTimed in before you came into the studio, and I picked up, and he was like, dude, do I have to work tonight? I was like have to do a five minute interview.
Oh my god. He's never coming back.
You know what? I want him to come back in like a month. I mean that's relatable after my fight I took a few weeks off of training and being in shape and it's four years later.
Guys. That happens.
Tomorrow we're starting our diets. We're starting our diets.
We need start doing like streams or something where it's like we have to force ourselves to work out no you know what we need to do is we need to every time we order fucking food together no carbs for the month of february okay all right that was gonna be my who's back is salads yeah no i'm eating a salad tomorrow let's be let's take my man card if you must but i'm gonna do it let's all be on top of each other. Let's all hold each other accountable.
If you see a card in my mouth, slap it out. Serious.
I'm down. Except for Saturdays.
Those are cheat days. We don't see each other Saturdays.
Right, and they're cheat days. Like, I'm going to post donuts on Saturday, and everyone's going to be like, what about that? That's a cheat day, bro.
I'm going to have a cheat day. What I'm doing...
PFT almost died from a donut yesterday. I did.
They're deadly, man. I choked on a fritter.
He actually almost died on a live stream. My face turned the same shade as Bruce Arians.
It's crazy. But yeah, I'm going.
You'll find me on the weekday diet. Yes.
Meaning I'm going to eat relatively healthily Monday through Friday. Correct.
And then what happens on Saturday and Sunday is between me and the Lord. Yes.
Yes. All right.
Let's do who's back. And then we have Billy.
We're going to get right back to the show. The last thing you want to hear when you need your auto insurance most is a robot with countless irrelevant menu options which is why with usaa auto insurance you'll get great service that is easy and reliable all at the touch of a button get a quote today restrictions apply all right back to part of my take okay who's back of the week let's finish there who's back of the week hank um who's back is holograms and like cgi people uh pft alluded to it earlier the vince lombardi cgi intro which talk about boomers like how many people didn't even know who that was probably a good amount i mean his name's on the trophy uh that's true it should be the tom brady trophy but he only won one vince lombardi Hank.
It's true. He won one trophy.
He won one Vince Lombardi trophy. Tom Brady's won seven.
Like, come on. That's actually a good point.
Yeah, I mean, so you're saying it should just be the Tom Brady trophy? Yeah, it should be. I do.
They will name something after him. Yeah.
One thing I love about Hank Spray. You never know of Goodell.
The mindset of Patriots fans everywhere is, like, they will always find that next level of how they're being disrespected. And I love this is the final boss.
It's like it is a crime that the championship trophy isn't named after Tom Brady. It was a little weird hearing.
What happens if Belichick wins it? It was a little weird hearing Goodell come out to like people cheering and giving the trophy to Tom Brady. Usually it's booze.
That was disappointing. I know it was like healthcare workers and shit.
It was probably a different crowd, but people were cheering, and that's disgusting. Doesn't Bill Belichick have eight rings, though? Yeah, but not as a player.
I know, but as a coach. Yeah, that's different.
Yeah, the Belichick trophy. I like that.
It's got a good ring to it. Wouldn't she want it to be the Belichick trophy? Goodell has never given it to Belichick.
He should give it to Brady. But they're probably not going to give it to anyone because the other CGI.
Because it's been named Lombardi forever, and that's probably going to be the name for him. The other CGI hologram.
There was Al Davis 30 for 30 that came out last weekend, and they had Pete Rozelle and Al Davis. You know how in documentaries they have the people telling the story and stuff? Yeah, that's how documentaries work.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. But they had CGI, Al Davis, and CGI Pete Rozelle.
I liked it. I thought it was great, and I saw afterwards people were like, it was weird.
I thought it was cool. And then they did the Vince Lombardi thing.
So I think that's just going to be the future. Did they make Al Davis say words that he didn't say? Did they program him to talk? Yeah, he was narr like, he was narrating, you know, it was like, then, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And I can't believe my fucking son looks like this. Al Davis is a fucking G.
Yeah. I didn't realize how much of an absolute G he was.
He's such a G that it's like, who cares what happens to your son? Like, you're cemented as a fucking gangster. No, that's actually why, though, people are like, how is Al Davis Al Davis and Mark Davis is Mark Davis? Because he, I think that's one of those things where it's like you're, you know, when you're such a baller and then you raise your kids, it's different.
No, it's not like, you know, he was raised hungry. He was raised like, you know, go out and fight for it.
Mark Davis had everything because Al Davis won everything. I think Mark Davis would have found success on his own eventually, Hank.
That's a little disrespectful. That actually is very fucked up.
Yeah, I thought it was a great 30 for 30. I didn't realize how cool Al Davis was.
Wish we could have got him on the show. That's what I was thinking.
He was a big jumpsuit guy. He started jumpsuit January.
Yes, yes. All right, PFT, who's back? So I was going to do Salad's back.
Yep. I'll switch it up.

Who's back?

Brooks Koepka.

Blake Koepka.

Yeah.

Brooksie is back.

Yes. He went lights out today, hammered that rat bitch Bryson DeChambeau right in his stupid

fucking fedora scally cap, his bloated ears.

Congrats to Brooks for winning, what was it, the Waste Management?

Waste Management.

The Tournament of the Gods. I think that's my favorite.
Fifth Major, right? Yeah, it's the Fifth Major. I love the stadium hole.
I love the last two holes in Arizona. I love how drunk the crowd is.
Yes, it's the best. If you think COVID could stop suburban Arizonans from getting hammered drunk in the first week of February, my friend, you do not know the Southwest.
Yes. Alright, my who's back of the week is college basketball.
I mean, it's been college basketball season, but now it's really college basketball season. And, shout out the Dukies.
Tough night, Hank. Losing to UNC.
Those are still fans. Are they not going to make the tournament? 500.
They're on the wrong side of the bubble right now. College basketball.
I love college basketball. I'm retired this week, but next week I'm going to make the tournament 500 they're on the wrong side of the bubble right now college basketball i love college basketball i'm retired this week but next week i'm gonna get back at it back on the horse lab cat will be back tough break for kentucky too yeah ken nit tucky yes ken 19 rica yeah those shirts are flying off the shelves shelves i heard oh yeah if you are a bucks fan we do have a shitload of awesome Bucs gear in the Barstool Sports.
What's the other tournament? The CBI? CBI. And the CIT.
The CIT. The Wild Kits CITS.
Duke will definitely opt out of that tournament probably. Oh, no.
They won't play. Duke doesn't go to the NIT.
I would be shocked if Duke plays the rest of the season. They're going to opt out for sure.
Well, they could still win the ACC tournament. They might opt out like halftime when they're down by 20 to FSU.
Jake, you got a Who's Back of the Week, and then we're going to have Billy on, which you should all listen to. Billy is very lucid and really gave us a great description of what it was like to be in the ring with Jose Canseco on Friday night.
Yes. Who's back? Tennis.
The Australian Open, the first major. Djokovic is the one seed.
Your boy. Oh, okay.
Alright. That's cool.
That's pretty tight. Yeah, Federer still nursing an injury.
He's the one seed. Federer's out? Yes.
Rafa number two. Okay.
Should be interesting. Fans, no masks.
Australia is prettyokovic. Damn.
Australia did it. Australia did it.
Djokovic is definitely reintroducing COVID to the entire subcontinent there. Are they going to let fans in the March Madness? Still TBD.
They said at least family is guaranteed. Can we get all the people who've had vaccines? That would be nice.
We need fans. I know.
See this, again, I just go back to like, dude, have Jeff Bezos, Mark Cuban,

some of these billionaires just do a cool move and get, like,

pay for people with vaccines to live in Indianapolis for the first four days so that you can shuffle in and out different crowds to keep them amped up.

Yeah, mix it up with the health care workers.

You know what?

Just take all the fans that were at the Super Bowl.

Fly them to Indy. They should just be

the sports... Are you choking on a fritter again?

Yeah, the sports attendance fans. They should just

be like, you guys have been approved.

You've got a card. You can go to sports games.

Go to all the big ones. Be

ready, by the way, if you're a first-time

listener to part of my take this season.

Usually after football

ends, we all, our bodies are like

Joe Pa after

he gets fired. Like all of our bodies

Thank you. listener to part of my take this season.
Usually after football ends, we all, our bodies are like Joppa after he gets fired. Like all of our bodies break down.
Like we're on our last legs. I would imagine we're all going to get sick.
We're all going to have some type of ailment. Yeah, I mean, you've just been claiming that you're not sick.
You claimed, you've been coughing in our face and been like, yeah, it's just smokers cough. I don't have COVID.
Yeah. Yeah, but you're still.
I have a cold probably. Yeah.
Which might be COVID. No.
No. You've tested negative, right? I've tested negative.
And stayed positive. And we've all stayed positive.
But our bodies are going to break down. I mean, PFT almost died from a donut.
I did. It actually happened.
Can you believe that? Like, I almost died from the one thing that's designed to have a hole in it for breathing purposes in case you do choke on it. Yes.
And dying the day before the Super Bowl. That's why the hole is the worst.
And the week after I graduated from the 27 Club, that would have been the worst time to ever pass away. It would have sucked.
But you know what? Good news for you. Billy, in a podcast with our CEO, Erica Nardini, this week, called both of us old and Hank old and is essentially gunning for our jobs.
So you would just be – Billy might actually try to kill us. Did you see that clip, Hank? I did not.
Oh, my God. Billy football.
He was like, you know, PFT and Big Cat, they're getting old. Hank, getting old.
They don't understand Twitch and TikTok like I do. It was wild.
He said the TikTok generation. By the way, Billy has...
I would love to just like, be like, Billy, do our jobs for a week. He'd be like, I have to do this much work? Yeah, I like that Billy is like taking credit for knowing how TikTok works and Billy does not know how TikTok works.
He's just the same age as other people that know how TikTok works. Correct, correct.
That's like me being like, I'm a great C-sharp programmer. He just uses TikTok.
I would be offended if he scrolls on TikTok. I would be offended by that clip if Billy had any type of intelligence where I could think that he was a threat.
But it was more just like, dude, why are you admitting this out loud? It was Dwight Schrute just gunning for us. I honestly, I respected it.
Yeah, I mean, because it's so stupid. When he said it, Billy's like, there's no way they're ever going to see or hear any of this.

Right.

Right.

Like, this is off the record, right?

Like, you should fire Big Cat, PFT, and Hank.

All right.

Speaking of our beautiful boy, we are very proud of him.

We want that on the record.

He knocked Jose Cacico out.

It was awesome.

We love Billy football.

Hindsight is 20-20.

You know, people can say whatever they want now, but I would say a majority of people thought he was going was going to lose. Absolutely.
People were, people were legitimately like, what are you getting him into? Right. This is crazy.
He's going to get killed. Everyone was nervous for Billy.
I thought he was going to lose. Billy looked fucking Jose Canseco in the face.
No, I was just worried. I was like, fuck man.
You're right though, Hank. There needs to be that that needs to be stated because a lot of people are coming after lately, you know, afterwards and being like, wow, Jose, what a scumbag.
He took a dive. People thought Billy was going to get killed.
Right. People are like, oh, Billy's going to end up in the hospital.
Okay? So credit to Billy. He deserves all the credit.
He's the champ. Here he is.
All right. We now welcome on the champ, Billy Football.
He's in Florida. He doesn't know how he got there.
What's up, Billy?

Bro,

I mean, let's

be real.

For sure. I won the night

before it even started.

The night before.

The night before.

The night before he was talking shit to me.

I go, yo, bro.

He was like, do you know what you got yourself

into? I was like, nah.

And then

Thank you. was talking shit to me.
I go, yo, bro. It was like, do you know what you got yourself into?

I was like, nah.

And then, I mean,

basically,

basically,

basically,

basically,

the whole thing

is crazy.

Go on. So so the mental right i put myself in the mental space for no fear and all crazy yeah so what has been the uh the coolest thing that you've done since you won the fight dude so so the fight happened right sure did yeah i thought he'd dive but the real thing is he quit he just quit he saw that he like low-key like right like he quit low-key yeah and then he quit because he like realized i was coming at him uh-huh he did try to punch you Like he threw a punch, you ate it, and you were like, oh, I got this.
You actually got more of a plan once you got punched in the face. Can we start again? Yeah, all right, here we go.
Three, two, we'll cut all that. Three, two, one.
All right, we now welcome on the champ. It is Billy Football off of his championship fight.
Billy, I guess the first thing we should ask, we always ask whenever we have a boxer on, are you good? Like any injuries or anything from the fight? Any, like maybe a headache or like, you know, how the hands? Because, you know, that was a tough fight. Did you get banged up at all? So the real question was, was his punch going to knock me he was he said he was a crazy hard puncher yeah he hit me i realized he was human and i went after him yeah and you did you hit him a couple times like yes he did quit and he's a little bitch and he gave up and he's exactly who we thought he was which is a quitter he didn't want to get physically abused but you did hit him a couple times, and could you tell when you caught him with that left

or that right?

I went in on him. He

tried to wrap up with me, and I

bounced out and hit him with the one-two.

Then, at that point,

he knew. He was like, I'm done.

He was like, I'm not getting hit

like this for three more minutes.

Wait, Billy. Hold on.

Hold on, Billy. You cut out.
We got to... Hold on.

All right, we got to start over. Hold on.
All right, three, two, one. Okay, we now welcome on Billy Football, our champion, off his huge title fight against Jose Canseco.
Billy, can you break it down? Can you tell us how the fight went? So, look, I legitimately got into a mental state. Like, legitimately, like, meditated, like, went into it.
And I was like, yo, dude, like, I got into this mental state where I'm just like, no fear. Because, like, I can't, like, think about this.
You're going to a fight with a guy who's saying he's going to blunt force trauma you. You can't fear him.
You have to eliminate fear. So I meditated.
Fuck you guys. I know you're fucking laughing, you asshole.
We're so proud of you. We're proud of you, dude.
You guys don't fucking understand. I fucking was in wartime fucking last.
All right, do you want to start it again for real, though?

You want to start it again for real?

Can you compose yourself for three minutes?

Ah, fuck.

All right, here we go.

Three, two, one.

All right, we now welcome on our champion, the champ, Billy Football,

off his huge first-round knockout of Jose Canseco, that rat bitch.

Billy, how we feeling?

I feel amazing. I made him quit.
Yeah? He didn't think I was going to show up. Tell us about the fight.
Can you tell us how it went down in your eyes? So, basically, the whole thing was, did he have superhuman punch power? And once he punched me and I realized that he didn't have superhuman punch power, I fucking went in on him. And that's what happened.
When do you think that you realized that you could win that fight? When he punched me with his jab and it was nothing. And I was like, oh, I'm going to get his ass.
Uh-huh. uh before the fight when we interviewed jose on friday night he was saying that like his strength like he's gonna punch you and it's gonna be over did you did you feel did you feel that that wasn't the case no you know what happened he thought that i was a fucking like real talk like pussy like bitch and we don't say bitch.
No. What happened was he didn't think I was actually coming to fight.
I came out as a fighter and he was like, holy shit, this isn't a celebrity boxing match. This motherfucker's coming out to kick my ass.
And he quit. He quit.
Were you a little bit intimidated that he was so much taller than you? No, I was taller than him. I had reach on him.
He had mass on me, but it was non-functional mass, so he was fucked. All right, so real quick, we'll let you go after this.
I think the people want to know, though, how have you spent the last 48 hours after the fight? What have you been up to? Bro, I went down to Florida, and I'm about to buy an albino cobra. Yeah? Okay.
I'm about to be honest, bro. That's sick.
How do you plan on getting that venomous snake back to New York City? Dude, they can ship it. Yeah, they can.
Ship it. Let's put it in the mail.
One last question for you, Billy. Did you go berserker mode? Yeah, bro.
Dude, think about this. I was ready to fucking die.
I was on death row. Think about this.
Imagine being like, you had to put yourself in the fucking mindset. I was like, dude, like, I might fucking die tonight.
I had so many people out there. I, dude, after the fight, I started crying in the fucking green room because it's just like, it was so, it was so great.
Like. All right, Billy.

Let's do this.

Let's end the show.

We're going to do a number, and you can do an animal fact, okay?

Dude, I have a fucking animal fact. You have one.

Come on.

Come on, Billy.

You've got several.

Find one.

Haven't you been learning about albino snakes?

Yeah, deep down.

Find one.

Oh, fuck.

Tell us something about the cobra. What.
Tell us something about the cobra.

What?

Tell us something about the cobra.

Think about this.

Three weeks ago when I got COVID, I had zero cardio and it killed me.

Yeah, right.

True.

The cobra, though.

The cobra, though.

Tell me something about the snake that you're going to buy.

Tell us some animal facts about the cobra.

The white snake.

Yeah, then we're going to do the numbers.

Snakes have internal organs.

Nice.

Good fact.

All right, what number, Billy?

You lead off.

What number?

32, 32.

32?

All right, 8.

I'm going to go 99.

8 again?

12.

18. Holy shit, it's 32! Oh, 32! Are you fucking serious? Fuck.
Are you fucking serious, Billy? 32! No, shut it to me. Shut the fuck up.
Dude, I'm showing it to you right now. Look into the camera.
I'm fucking showing it to you. I'm showing it to you right now Look into the camera I'm fucking showing it to you I'm showing it to everyone, 32

I don't believe you

You're smart, he's still got it

Still mentally sharp as a tack

It was four

I went to fucking war two nights ago

Yeah, you did

Hold on, let's start again

3, 2, 1

Alright, we now welcome on Billy Football Billy, people are saying you went to war on Friday night. Is that true? Bro, dude, my whole team, our T was way too high.
We won the night before because my T was way too high. My team's T was way too high.
And Jose quit. He knew he was going to get fucked up.
Yeah. Billy, tell us about your mental state going into the fight.
Bro, I went into fucking berserker mode, bro. I went into fucking death row.
I was like, there's a chance I die tonight. I was like, fuck yeah.
Legitimately, I was having panic attacks two weeks before the fight, but I had to make sure there was zero fear when I walked into that ring yeah it was legitimately like i don't even know how to fucking talk about like you have to eliminate fear and then you go in there and you go in and throw my plan the whole time i was gonna throw 140 punches a round and that was my plan for three rounds i trained to punch 140 times a minute for three rounds. That's sick.
And I went in there, and I threw a, like, he just folded because he knew what he was dealing with. Like, let's be real.
Like, you know, he wanted to play around and make a show, but I went out there to kick his ass. He thought that I was going to, like, you know, be wary because he fucking said he was going to knock me out with some blunt force trauma.
So, Billy, what are you going to spend the winnings on? What are you going to spend your winnings on? Are you going to make any big unusual purchases? Dogecoin. Nice.
Love it. Billy, you want to pick a number? You want to do the numbers? Yeah, we'll do numbers.
Let's do the lottery. I'll take 32.
I'll take 8.

Hey, guys, I know

absolutely. 99?

8. Show me 8.

I was trying.

Oh, 8 was just in there.

I love you guys.

Love you too, Billy. 79.

I love you too, Billy. We'll see you.

Honestly, we might never see you again, but if we do,

we'll see you. Be safe

and if you can't bring the Cobra

back, just really sit into the Everglades.

That's probably fine. I'm not gonna

bring COVID back. I can't go.

Cobra.

Alright, see you Billy.

Ah, fuck.

See you Billy, we love you. Love you dude.
Very proud

of you. Alright, love you you.
Love you, dude. Very proud of you.
I love you guys.

Love you.

Love you. We'll be right back.
I'm on your head, weigh you down like I'm a necklace. Give you 60 seats and you forget this.
Driving RV free, driving reckless. That's real.
Get lit. That's my shit.
That's real. That's real.
That's real. That's real.
That's real. Bye.
Thank you. We'll be right back.
Big cat with a juicy tank. I'm going hard in the motherfucking pain.
I'm a dirty ball, ain't no saint.

Huff the fumes until I faint.

Got a pine finish when I stain my deck.

Watch it drip right down my neck.

Paint, look at paint in my mustache.

Paint all in my butt crack, paint all in my nutsack.

That's great.

Get liquid.

That's my shit.

That's great.

Go, go.

Down in the bayou. Go, go.
Hold that tire. Go, go.
Down in the bay power. That's great.
Outro Music Thank you. Let me tell you a little something about that tiger.
That tiger's seen it all. That tiger's been through it all.
And you know how it persevered, Jeff Van Gundy.

Grit.

The niddiest of the gritty was that tiger.

He never gave up.

He had the eye of the what?

Tiger, Jeff Van Gundy.

Celtics by fire.

It's Pardon My Take presented by Barstool Sports.