Super Bowl 55 Recap, Tom Brady's 7th Lombardi And Billy Football Knocks Out Jose

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Speaker 1 On today's part of my take, Super Bowl 55 recap. Tom Brady wins his seventh Super Bowl title.
Unbelievable. We're going to recap the game.

Speaker 1 Kind of a dud of a game, but still a ton of things to talk about. Well, it wasn't, I mean, it wasn't close, Hank.
It wasn't close. Still fun.
It was, I mean, it was

Speaker 1 a game. A Super Bowl.
Big game. We're going to recap everything.

Speaker 1 We also are going to talk about Friday night, our son, Billy Football, knocking out that rat fuck, Jose Conseco, in the first round, 15 seconds in. That's being generous.
Yeah. Like 9, 10.

Speaker 1 9 seconds in. It was 3 quarters of Patino.
We also have, we don't make those jokes. We also have Billy on Zoom.
He is in Florida, very drunk, and we recap the fight with him like five times over.

Speaker 1 So we get all of that. Great Monday show for everyone.
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Today is Monday, February 8th,

Speaker 1 Super Bowl 55.

Speaker 1 We go down to the big pirate ship for the Super Bowl. Tom vs.
Time. The goat vs.
the baby goat. Bruce vs.
Andy, Tony Romo, P vs. His pants.

Speaker 1 The Bucks went out early as Roberto Gronkowski said, Yo, soy fiesta for all our Spanish-speaking fans out there. Puedo ir al banyo, Tony Romo.

Speaker 1 And speaking of banyos, the Chiefs' offensive line opened up like the back door of Schwann's house after a dinner at Fogo de Chow. If you catch my drift, talking about diarrhea, Tej.

Speaker 1 Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl, boom.

Speaker 1 Vito Levea was out there making some cold plays and with flags on the field left and and right against the Chiefs. It was all yellow.

Speaker 1 Bruce Springsteen Arians took one look at Leonard Furnett and said, This guy's born to run the second he saw him in his new jersey.

Speaker 1 That makes it seven Super Bowls combined for guys in attendance for the catch. Yep, folks, that was me on the field as a young Tom Brady soaked in the scene at Candlestick Park that fateful day.

Speaker 1 And that's your swab signing off for another year. But don't worry.
We'll be back, bap, bop, bop, bop,

Speaker 1 for you.

Speaker 1 Careful, you're going to hurt yourself. I'm still recovering my voice from Friday night's fight.
Did a lot of screaming, a lot of cheering. I was very enthusiastic.
Yes.

Speaker 1 A little partying afterwards, but you know what? It's all worth it. I'm sad that the NFL season's over, but you know,

Speaker 1 it ended. Yes.
It ended. It ended.
It ended. That's all you can say.
It ended. Tom Brady, seventh Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 Tom Brady has more Super Bowls than every franchise in the NFL. That's insane.
Stairway to seven. Hank, the vest did it.

Speaker 1 The second Hank walked into that vest, I sincerely regretted my bet against the Bucs. Wednesday, Big Cat was very smart, and Sunday, Big Cat was a fucking moron.

Speaker 4 Saturday, Big Cat, too. Yes.
There was a point yesterday we were at the Barcelona Sportsbook house in Philly, and I walked in. I went to the bathroom or something.

Speaker 4 I came back, and Big Cat was like, I think I'm betting the Bucs. I was like, yes, Big Cat, welcome to the good side.

Speaker 1 All right. There was a moment of destiny when I should have switched my pick to the bucks.
It happened at Waffle House on Saturday morning. Hank was there.
Bubba was there. Jake was there.

Speaker 1 This guy, I don't even think he worked at Waffle House. He was wearing a shirt and just showed up out of nowhere, stood next to our table.
Still the dreams.

Speaker 1 It was like the janitor in Scrubs who stops by, imparts a little wisdom, and leaves. He was like, who are you betting on for the Super Bowl?

Speaker 1 Just straight up past us that he could tell we were sports fans. It's a big game weekend.
Yeah. Big game.
We're talking about the big game. Fucking ball with the fellas.

Speaker 1 And I was like, I'm going to bet on the Chiefs. And he goes,

Speaker 1 Are you sure? You think that's a good idea? I was like, Yeah. And he's like, Who do you think the best quarterback in the world is? Patrick Mahomes.
He's like, Are you sure?

Speaker 1 And then, as quickly as he came, he walked away. And it shook me to my core.
And that guy, Tom Brady. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Tom Brady was in a West Virginia Super Bowl, making sure that people knew who was the best.

Speaker 1 So, I mean, it wasn't even, I don't think the GOAT discussion was up for debate before this game, but seven is just insane 43 years old seventh Super Bowl I just said he has more Super Bowls than every other franchise which is true he not only has that there's 32 teams in the NFL okay Tom Brady has more Super Bowls than the Bears, Jets, Saints, Rams, Seahawks, Eagles, Bills, Vikings, Bengals, Panthers, Falcons, Chargers, Titans, Cardinals, Browns, Lions, Texans, Jaguars combined.

Speaker 1 That's 18 teams, more than half of the league, and he has more Super Bowls than those 18 teams, 18 franchises combined.

Speaker 1 It's crazy to think that he's won a Super Bowl one every six years that he's been alive.

Speaker 1 He has as many Super Bowl wins as Larry King has wives. It's the

Speaker 1 Repey.

Speaker 1 Another GOAT. Fuck.
Another goat.

Speaker 1 We were supposed to do a Larry King in Memoriam show, and we forgot. We'll include that in the summer.
We'll just count this as our Larry King in Memoriam show.

Speaker 1 Moment of silence.

Speaker 1 All right. Okay.

Speaker 1 Listen, it's fucking stupid now. I don't know.
There's nothing else to say. I mean, we're going to talk about the whole game because the Bucs defense was, as a unit, the MVP of the game.

Speaker 1 But Tom Brady played it an unbelievable first half. He didn't really have to do as much in the second half.
It's just, it's unfathomable that a guy has seven Super Bowls.

Speaker 1 We know how hard it is to win one Super Bowl. He has fucking seven of them.
So he won the Super Bowl by 22 points. His total margin of victory in the six other Super Bowl wins combined, 29 points.

Speaker 1 That's crazy. Bobby Bigwheel on Twitter pointed that out.
And it's nuts. You do have to ask if the Patriots were holding him back, Hank.
You get him and Gronk into a system that

Speaker 1 centers itself around making plays between your quarterback and your tight end. And all of a sudden he's blowing teams out, blowing out one of the best quarterbacks of all time.

Speaker 1 Patrick Mahomes in the Super Bowl.

Speaker 4 The hoops that people are going to be jumping through, like people even tonight were like, oh, like, how can you be happy for Tom Brady? It's like, of course I'm happy for Tom Brady.

Speaker 4 People are just gonna keep trying, keep looking for reasons that you know, the Patriots aren't good, Tom Brady's not good, and it's just they're gonna keep coming up short.

Speaker 1 You're claiming this is a Super Bowl, though, right, for the Patriots?

Speaker 4 I'm not, I'm just happy. You know, I bet on Tom Brady the entire playoffs, I bet him the biggest bet of my life tonight, so obviously, I was supporting him.

Speaker 4 He's brought me so much joy in my life as a Patriots fan, him and Gronk. So, it's like to not root for them and not be happy for them is just extremely selfish, and I would never do it.

Speaker 1 We, I mean, we are. I'm not counting for the Patriots.
I don't even think, like, who even who are these people who even say that, like, it's.

Speaker 1 They're out there. But they're not.
They're not real. Do you know what I mean? Like, this isn't.
You get to a point where it's like, you can't really say anything anymore. You can't.

Speaker 1 He's won 12% of the Super Bowls ever given out.

Speaker 4 Tony Romo was preaching at the end when he was like, it's going to be hard for Mahomes because going from, you know, going from, if he won, it would have been two. He's just got to get to six.

Speaker 4 Now he only has one, and he's got to go above seven. Right.

Speaker 1 That's how mass works.

Speaker 4 That's a daunting, daunting task.

Speaker 1 It is. And he's always going to have that one in hand over Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 1 So even if he equals it, like we were talking about who's the greatest athlete of all time, I think we said Secretariat, right? Secretariat.

Speaker 1 I think it's like a tie between Secretariat, Secretariat, Babe Ruth, Tom Brady, Sashin Tindukar, the cricket player, Freddie Adu. Freddie Adu, Zlatin, and James Jones.
Yep. There it is.

Speaker 1 That's your list. That's your list.
But it's, yeah, there's nothing really else to say. I mean, he's 43.
And

Speaker 1 let's just ask this question.

Speaker 1 Do you think he has another one? Because I wouldn't bet against it. He says he's got bad.
That's the craziest part about all this. He's fucking 43.
He has now had, like,

Speaker 1 it's rare that a guy has had multiple chances now that he could go off like John Elway on his white horse and be like, all right, I wanted him out.

Speaker 1 People were saying he should have done that against the Rams when he won. Yeah.
And he's now three years, two years later, and he just won another one and he could do it again.

Speaker 1 And he's still going to come back. And I wouldn't bet on it.
Like,

Speaker 1 if you put a line out there right now, Tom Brady over seven and a half Super Bowls in his career. I wouldn't bet the under.
I wouldn't either. And Bruce Arians already said he's coming back, too.

Speaker 1 And what's crazy is because they went through this extended run to the playoffs,

Speaker 1 their assistant coaches probably aren't going to get hired anywhere else. So not only is Bruce and Tom coming back, but probably Todd Bowles and Byron Leftwich.

Speaker 1 I wonder if Rob Gronkowski will come back.

Speaker 1 Because Rob Gronkowski, like, that was, I saw someone tweet me, like, Tom Brady had 12 days by himself in his house, and in those 12 days, he remembered that he had Gronk.

Speaker 1 Because Gronk was incredible tonight, too, which is a throwback. What do you have? Two touchdowns?

Speaker 4 He had the first two. He had two touchdowns.
I think he had like three receptions the entire playoffs before.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 4 So it's like Brady and the Antonio Brown. It's like Brady was going to his guys.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Antonio Brown is going to get arrested so hard this summer. It's going to be like the summer of Lindsey Lohan for him.
Unbelievable.

Speaker 1 Let's get the narrative, the redemption narrative going ahead of time for Antonio Brown.

Speaker 1 Congrats on overcoming all the women you've assaulted and people that you haven't paid because he scored a touchdown in the playoffs. Well, as long as Tom Brady's in the league, he's got a job.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So let's talk about the game. Let's talk about the Bucs first, and we'll get to the Chiefs.
The Bucs defense was incredible.

Speaker 1 Like, obviously, Tom Brady, you know, we just said it, the GOAT and seven Super Bowls, and all these numbers are baffling. The Bucs defense was awesome.

Speaker 1 I mean, they made the Chiefs look completely pedestrian. We have not seen the Chiefs look like this ever under Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 1 They didn't score a touchdown. They have never been held under double digits.
Like, they've never lost by double digits.

Speaker 1 Like, all these things, or I think they lost the Chiefs by maybe 11, but like, they got blown out, and it looked like they couldn't do anything. And it was, I mean, their pressure was insane.

Speaker 1 Their line, like, Travis Kelsey still got his numbers, but Tyreek Hill wasn't able to, you know, get, like, break the big one. I feel like they just had such an incredible game plan.

Speaker 1 Todd Bowles, very underrated. He got mentioned a lot, so maybe he's

Speaker 1 properly rated now, but he was incredible this entire playoff run because the Bucs defense, like, they were,

Speaker 1 they played at such a high level in the last four games, and that's a huge part of why they have the Super Bowl trophy. Yeah, the defense was amazing.

Speaker 1 Also, Patrick Mahomes got let down a couple times by his receivers. Yeah, he had a couple, like, he made the three best passes in this game, and there was

Speaker 1 maybe three passes that would be like the best passes of all time. TFT, you know what we get to do.

Speaker 1 The first thing that came in my head, we get to now be the annoying journalist guy who, in 20 years, we can be like best Super Bowl pass I ever seen.

Speaker 1 We saw Patrick Mahomes in completion yep when when he had his his hand down next to the ground that is 30 yards out the hipster the hipster reply in 10 years when someone's like quote treat this with the best Super Bowl pass you've ever seen yeah I saw it didn't count it was actually a turnover on Downs yep yep

Speaker 1 hit his receiver in the face twice twice there were two big completions that were dropped and then obviously we have to talk a little bit about the refs well

Speaker 1 I want to talk about Mahomes though for a while then we'll get to to the refs because the refs, I hate doing the refs like early on. You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 Like, the game, the Bucs won this game no matter what.

Speaker 1 The refs did not play a part in this in the final outcome of this game. But Mahomes, so I tweeted out in the fourth quarter.

Speaker 1 I was like, Mahomes has been kind of incredible tonight, and he's just been let down by his offensive line and his wide receivers.

Speaker 1 Now, the first half, he missed a couple throws, but he also hit Tyreek Hill in the face in a tie game for a touchdown. He also,

Speaker 1 the game is completely different as far as I'm concerned. When you have the Bucs up seven to three,

Speaker 1 they're going in for a touchdown. The Chiefs make an incredible goal line stand.

Speaker 1 Then the Chiefs get out of the shadows of their own end zone. Third down, Travis Kelsey gets hit directly in the hands and drops it.

Speaker 1 And then you have the sequence where it was a holding on the punt, and then the guy shanked it, and the punter shanked it, and the Bucs turn around and they score right away back down 14-3.

Speaker 1 It's, you know, like a short field, it's a 35-yard field drive they had to go on.

Speaker 1 That drop by Travis Kelsey, I know that like you can't, in a blowout like this, you can't say that the Chiefs were ever really in it, but that drop was huge for momentum and for everything that the Chiefs had going for them.

Speaker 1 Both of those in the first half. It looked, by the way, on that drop that Kelsey had, it looked like he was thinking about lateraling the ball before he even caught it.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 You can go back and watch it.

Speaker 1 The way that he set up his hands and his feet when he was making that catch, I actually think that there was a chance it was a designed lateral play, and he thought like a half-second ahead of time.

Speaker 1 I might be completely wrong about it, but that's the first thing that popped out to me. And I'm rarely wrong about these things, if ever.
Right. And ever.
Never. Never, ever wrong.

Speaker 1 So that drop, the Tyree Kill drop, and then you have the Patrick Mahomes Matrix throw that gets hit, hits the receiver in the face, and he drops it, or I actually think it was the running back in that case.

Speaker 1 But those

Speaker 1 plays, that's the difference between being in a game making it a game and not when you when you have a super bowl and you have to make the big play the chiefs just didn't make the big play and i don't as much as mahomes looked a little bit off all night he was just like he had no time so the the did you see the advanced stat that he patrick mahomes ran for 497 total yards before his passes or sacks and that was the most of anyone in this season that's insane he was running for his life the entire night now you probably say well he drifted out of the pocket.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he drifts sometimes. But he had to because the offensive line was that mismatched.
And he also kept a lot of plays alive that were never going to be alive. He also,

Speaker 1 of his 56 drop backs, he was pressured in 29 of them. 29 of them.
Yeah, and I think that the defense for the Buccaneers played like a relatively simple look for most of the time.

Speaker 1 I'm seeing a lot of people say that they stuck in like cover two or basically like two high safeties. Yeah.
For most of the time. Didn't let him beat him deep.

Speaker 1 Couldn't get the play action going with that coverage either. And so, yeah, they had a really good game plan against him.

Speaker 1 And you combine that with a defensive line with Indama Kinsu, JPP, and Vita Veaback. Yeah, it was a problem.

Speaker 1 And when he drifted tonight, I'm actually not going to put that on Mahomes drifting because he was going to get his ass kicked if he stayed in the pocket.

Speaker 1 Now, I will say, though, the turf toe reared its ugly head a little bit.

Speaker 1 I'm serious. He was not able to scramble as effectively.
He looked slower. He looked hobbled.
He didn't step into that many throws.

Speaker 1 So I think he's probably like, he's probably going to have surgery on that foot. Yeah, it was, he definitely looked off, but he also had no time.

Speaker 1 And the injury to Eric Fisher, which I fucking hate myself because I think I even said it last Monday. I was like, I don't know about

Speaker 1 Eric Fisher being out.

Speaker 1 It's just crazy to think about

Speaker 1 how we view the Chiefs, how unstoppable they stoppable they have been in the last two years, and they truly have been, and how, like,

Speaker 1 you can't. Tyreek Hill, there's no answer for him.
Travis Kelsey, there's no answer for him. Patrick Mahomes making plays with his feet.
No answer. The Bucs had an answer for all of it.

Speaker 1 Like, they had an answer for everything. They played the lights out.
And yeah,

Speaker 1 I guess I'll walk back a little bit of the incredible. Patrick Mahomes wasn't maybe credible.

Speaker 1 I think if you look at that game, if you watch that game, if you take out just looking at the box score, because if you look at the box score, you're like, what the fuck?

Speaker 1 Patrick Mahomes was terrible. And when you're watching that game, I saw Patrick Mahomes keeping

Speaker 1 a team, trying to make something out of nothing, where any other quarterback in that situation, it would have been like the Chiefs would have been punting and being sacked every single play because their offensive line was that much of a sin.

Speaker 1 I mean, if you want to get real hipster with it, we can say in a few years, like, this is the best Super Bowl performance that we've ever seen. You just let down.

Speaker 1 Best Super Bowl performance by a losing quarterback ever. We should also give credit to the individuals on Tampa Bay's defense, like besides the defensive line.
Devin White should have

Speaker 1 was incredible. The MVP, I think, in this game.
Yes. Well, so I don't know.
I think Tom Brady deserved it just because,

Speaker 1 you know,

Speaker 1 the way a football game goes, and if you get a lead and your defense can play with a lead, it's a lot different.

Speaker 1 You know, they were at the second half, they were able to just pin their ears back and go after him. And a lot of that was because Tom Brady played incredible in the first half.

Speaker 1 He was very, very good in the first half. He didn't have to do that in the second half because it was just a different game.
So Tom Brady getting him to that point.

Speaker 1 It's almost like, remember, you know, the old, like, Brett Favre had all these comebacks because he would put him in a bad situation.

Speaker 1 Tom Brady didn't have a heroic late-game Super Bowl drive in this game because he was so good in the first half, it wasn't needed. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But in the first half, that's when the refs, I think, did make their biggest impact on that calls. That pass interference in the end zone on Tyran Matthew, that was a bullshit call.

Speaker 1 Do we do uncatchable balls anymore?

Speaker 1 I don't think that we do. Yeah, I don't think we do.

Speaker 1 I don't think I've seen a single time this year that a ref has done this. I love doing that motion.

Speaker 1 It's a very cool signal because it's one that the fans can all do immediately when they think there's a bullshit call.

Speaker 1 I don't remember seeing a single one of those this year. That ball was uncatchable in the end zone, and it wasn't even pass interference.

Speaker 1 He was just playing, like, what do you call it, inside leverage. Just put the pads to him a little bit, just playing physical defense.

Speaker 1 And as a fan, if I were a Chiefs fan, that's when I'm standing up, just being like, call it both ways, Stripes. Right.
Just call it both ways. Right.
Some consistency would have been nice.

Speaker 1 Granted, Granted, you're right. It wouldn't have made a difference on the outcome of the game, but it would have made it a hell of a lot more close.

Speaker 1 And also, fuck Darren Revelle for his tweet before the game.

Speaker 1 Darren Revelle tweeted before the game because it was the first female official in Super Bowl history, and he tweeted that the first female official in Super Bowl history has a son named Brady who was born to, uh, after Tom Brady won his second Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 Basically, phrasing it like she named him Brady for Tom Brady. And that is, I think she's from Tampa, so it's like, well, or no, she's from somewhere in Florida.
Maybe she is is from Tampa.

Speaker 5 But it's 7.58, so it's probably around halftime.

Speaker 1 No, I think it was earlier than the 2020. So he's also setting her up for the, she's a homer.
No, that's not the.

Speaker 1 Is that the tweet? Seriously? Yeah.

Speaker 1 7.58? Okay.

Speaker 1 What time zone is your computer on, Jake? No, no, no, that's fine. Eastern.
Okay. Eastern.
All right. But either way, it basically said that, like, that wasn't.

Speaker 1 Whatever. I just.
Well, it's also not a tweet that you would ever see anyone. ever make about a male official being like, hey, just so you guys know, Ed Hockely has a son that's named Brady

Speaker 1 before like a big game. That would never, like, no one cares what the name of the sperm that got shot out of Ed Hockuley's dick was.
Yeah. So, yeah, it was weird.
Fuck you, Darren Revelle.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry that you're dealing with the loss of Leslie. Hopefully, you can find her.

Speaker 1 But now is not the time to bring your internalized misogyny into this conversation. Oh, man.
So,

Speaker 1 all right, we have some other things we've got to talk about in the game. What were you going to say, Hank? Sorry.

Speaker 4 I was going to say, all the

Speaker 4 it's not like there was, you know, the Bucs pass interferences on the other side. There was plays that the Chiefs thought they got missed missed calls.

Speaker 4 All those plays were just the Chiefs dropping like wide-open touchdowns. Like, it's not like Chiefs fans are going to be like, oh, they should have called this a pass interference.

Speaker 1 Flag, throwing a flag, throwing a flag.

Speaker 1 You're wrong. He tweeted it before the game, too.
Oh, he laid it right. Yeah, but no, but he laid it.
My point was he laid it out. He doubled down on it.

Speaker 1 It's actually even worse. He doubled down on it after it became a ref show.
He tweeted it before the game.

Speaker 1 Sarah Thomas, the female referee who will make history in tonight's Super Bowl, has a son named Brady, who is 16 and was born after Tom Brady's second Super Bowl win. Just a fun fact.

Speaker 1 That's worse because he doesn't even, like, there's no connection, but he

Speaker 1 makes it like seem like there could be a connection. And then he doubled down.
I think

Speaker 1 that was when she made a ref show. What was it?

Speaker 1 Yeah, and you know what? He's a clown. There's no chance that if you actually think it's just a fun fact, you don't end a tweet by saying just a fun fact.
Right. He's saying not a fun fact.

Speaker 1 I don't care what he's saying.

Speaker 1 He's saying just a fun fact because he knows it is neither fun i guess it kind of is a fact but it's loose it's not it's it's fact-ish yeah but it's not fact that jason there's no no one gives a fuck about semi-fact only put out there so that if there's a ref show you can be like well

Speaker 1 let's go after the the chick ref it is time to revisit maybe darren revell's best video of all time when he did the super bowl 50 behind the scenes like a live look at darren compiling his tweets yeah and tweeting them out in real time like he has he has like a stock market ticker that's going at all times for all of his tweets.

Speaker 1 He probably has a different device that he uses to send out each particular tweet so we can check the engagement on them simultaneously. His bedroom probably looks like a Russian troll farm.

Speaker 1 All right, sorry, Hank.

Speaker 1 I just needed to get that off my chest because I just hate when people blame full games on the refs and then especially when they blame it because of a fun fact that was treated that's not fun.

Speaker 1 Not fun. Not fun.
What are you going to say, though?

Speaker 4 No, I'm just saying there was no plays that Chiefs fans are going to be like, they should have called this a pass interference.

Speaker 4 All those plays that they should have are going to be like, thinking back on are going to be plays where Chiefs receivers just drop balls.

Speaker 1 There were a couple plays, but they were only plays that I got mad about because I was mad that they were ticky-tack that was getting called on the other side.

Speaker 1 And Tom Brady's interception was like kind of a 50-50. You know, I think it was honestly

Speaker 1 what it really came down to was it was just the refs were getting a little too involved. Oh, yeah.
The refs were called a little too tight of a game. The offsides on the on the show any other angles.

Speaker 1 That was a terrible angle.

Speaker 4 The replay that they showed, you couldn't tell.

Speaker 1 I agree. And you know what?

Speaker 4 They didn't ever show any of the other ones, which maybe means that they realize they were wrong.

Speaker 1 It's a big fuck you to the NFL, too, for never having a fucking camera angle on the goal line or on important lines of scrimmages in the Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 You spent $5 million on a hologram Vince Lombardi to walk out before the game and talk about the importance of integrity, but you can't have a line that's set up, a camera that's set up on the goal line to tell if a ball breaks the plane.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's true. It's weird.
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Speaker 1 I would have taken that. She liked like four of my tweets tonight, not to brag.
You think so? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, no, she may have liked it. No, I'm saying

Speaker 1 she may have liked more than that, but she clicked the like button. She liked him.
All right, other things. Tony Roman Pete's pants.
Yes, he did. Well, allegedly.

Speaker 1 So he had a dot where we think his penis might be coming back from the hat.

Speaker 1 Yeah, did you tell me? Hey, Tony, did you make sure you shook off

Speaker 1 properly? I don't know, Jim. This is a good life lesson, Tony.
Like, you should.

Speaker 1 If you don't, I'm not going to make any accusations here, but as a man who does not have a large penis, you got to get out in front of it so that if you ever pee your pants like that and people are like, hey, dude, the pee's coming from pretty up high.

Speaker 1 Well, look, I've been on the record. You know what to expect from me.

Speaker 1 There's not a lot of unpacking in there. So don't worry about it.
When you see it, don't be surprised. Well, we also don't know where the waist of his pants were because he was covering those up.

Speaker 1 So it could have been a a very high-waisted pant. We don't know where his penis ended.
We don't have a shame. It could have been pre-com.
That's what I would go with it if I was Tony. I was like,

Speaker 1 you know what?

Speaker 1 We're getting pretty close to golf season. Very excited, Jim.

Speaker 1 All right, what were you going to say? Before the game started, we got fucked, big cat. Yeah, we did.
We got fucked from the opening coin flip.

Speaker 1 Heads.

Speaker 1 Heads, it spreads. I can't believe we didn't think about that.
No, that's not real. Tails never fails.

Speaker 1 It did change everything. It did change everything.
It sucked.

Speaker 1 Also, the score bug that they changed on us that had me just like, I'm a creature of habit. I don't like change.

Speaker 1 I don't like you changing things on the last fucking game of the year, the biggest game of the year. Like, I'm a comfort guy.
I'm a homebody. So, when they changed something like that, and

Speaker 1 the time was like off-centered, the whole thing felt out of whack. And then you see, so it goes heads, new score bug, and the Chiefs looking very pedestrian, and everything just felt wrong.

Speaker 1 Yeah, the world didn't seem right. The scorebug, I didn't have that much of a problem with.
It was very minimalist. That just means that they were lazy when they designed it, by the way.

Speaker 1 That's a really good tip if you work in any sort of design field. Just do like the least amount of work possible on a project and say it's either deconstructed or minimalist.

Speaker 1 They'll be like, that's a great point. Here's a pay raise.
Yep, absolutely. But the whole game felt a little out of whack.
Also, the HD cameras have gone too far. I'm going to say it right now.

Speaker 1 It's actually, you know what it reminds me of? When HD came to porn, and we all were like, this is kind of cool. And then you watch a little more and you're like, this is a little too real.

Speaker 1 Like, a little, you see a lot. You see all the things, right?

Speaker 1 This is...

Speaker 1 A little too real for me. There are certain things that shouldn't be in HD.
Right.

Speaker 1 Like, really dirty porn.

Speaker 1 Part of my take.

Speaker 1 We are a standard definition. Every time I'm on HD, I look so fat.
Yeah, and I'm not fat. I am not attractive in HD.

Speaker 1 You are attractive in real life. I'm very attractive in real life.

Speaker 1 Did you know Mr. Herndon? Yeah, we're pumping each other up.
We won the beauty pageant. Dude, we pump each other up in 2021.

Speaker 1 He's pumping up dudes. And then Andy Reid's mustache, and his eyebrows don't look great in HD.
Yep. Yep.

Speaker 1 His eyebrows look amazing in SD.

Speaker 1 They look fuller, thicker. Now it's like his.
It looks like his forehead's going bald. It's just too much.

Speaker 1 It's like when Madden does the graphics, too realistic, and and everyone's like this the gameplay is off.

Speaker 1 Something about the new HD cameras is just too much for me and they can't handle it.

Speaker 1 The other thing about the broadcast that I did not like, I've never liked this, is when they cut away from the fan going on the field.

Speaker 1 I want to see the guy running down the field. Why do you cut away from it? It makes no the media needs

Speaker 1 to be reporting on it. It's happening, Jake, whether you like it or not.

Speaker 1 Jake, CNN didn't cut their cameras away on January 6th when people were entering the Capitol building. It's just the norm.

Speaker 1 Why don't they show me the guy wearing the pink bra and panties that gets tackled? That's the one.

Speaker 4 I just want to glorify it and encourage people to do it.

Speaker 1 Thanks exactly right next platform for them.

Speaker 1 Well, what they should have is just like a former player. They should have Ray Lewis on the field, a good guy on the field, to stop a bad guy on the field.

Speaker 5 Yeah, it's true. But it's still, even if he gets his butt kicked, it's still the platform and the clinics in the viral.

Speaker 1 I love seeing that.

Speaker 1 It's a fucking shame that they cut away from it. It really should.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Can you think of a more boring person to narrate a trespasser than Jim Nance? We need it. We need that.

Speaker 1 Let the boys watch. Let the boys watch.

Speaker 1 Other notes, we should never doubt any team that has a running back that has playoff. Insert the blank because now it's two years in a row.

Speaker 1 Back-to-back championships for teams that feature a playoff name. Yeah.
Playoff Lenny was phenomenal. Shout out playoff Lenny.
He is family now. He said that to us.

Speaker 1 so uh we appreciate him congrats to him he had a great game we also should do we want to do a quick uh

Speaker 1 early championship pick for next year's NFL uh champion yeah we got the odds are out in the Barsdale Sportsbook I should just throw this out there I forgot to mention but do you know who beat the Tampa Bucks on a Thursday night football game the Chicago Bears so that's at least we get part of this Super Bowl yeah the football team only lost to them by eight points yeah you're about to get Carson Wentz yeah

Speaker 1 congrats

Speaker 1 Ryan Pace is such a fucking idiot. I'm hoping and praying that Ryan Pace put out a trial balloon and just to see the reaction.

Speaker 1 And the reaction is so bad that he's not going to do this because some of these reports about the Bears trading a fucking like first, maybe even two first-round picks for Carson Wentz, no one out-negotiates themselves quite like Ryan Pace.

Speaker 1 There's nobody else that's bidding that high, anywhere close to that high. He bids against himself.

Speaker 1 He is in a funhouse, a wall mirror is just turning around being like, oh, that guy's going to get him. Oh, that guy's going to get him.
Better go first and a second.

Speaker 1 So that I

Speaker 1 understand. Ryan pace's brain the weekend sprinting through that house of mirrors at last time show.
Yes. That was a trip.
Yeah, that was.

Speaker 1 The Jabberwockies, people call me a boomer for that joke. I thought it landed.
There was no... They looked like Jabbawockies, did they not? They did.
No, it was a boomerang.

Speaker 5 I was not from middle school.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it looks like the Jabberwockies just multiplied, like a tessellation of Jabbawockies. The problem is, if you make a reference from like 2008, people are like, Boomer.

Speaker 1 Well, they're the boomer for not knowing what the Jabbawockies are because the Jabbawockies are still the coolest thing on the planet. That's not Boomer, though.
That's older. I'm an elder.

Speaker 1 If you're an 18-year-old 12 years ago, like you're let 18-year-olds run the world, Hank. Hank, you still.
They're all be Billy Football. You still root for Tom Brady.

Speaker 1 That's the most boomer thing ever.

Speaker 4 He's all I've ever known in my entire life.

Speaker 1 Mm-hmm. Since I was.
Well, that's true. The Jabbawockies is all Big Cat's ever known.
I'm a big Jabbawockie. When you think about dancing, what do you think? Jabbawockies.
And Blue Man Group.

Speaker 1 When you think about Drip, what do you think about? Jabbawakis? Yeah, exactly. And Shaq doing the Jabbawockies.
Remember that? In the All-Star game? That was cool.

Speaker 1 All right. Chiefs are the favorite plus 550.

Speaker 1 Packers plus 900. Bucks, plus 900.
Then you got Ravens, Bills, Rams. I'm looking at this.
I'm going to throw one out there. Ready? Rams.
Chicago Bears, plus 5,000.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 The.

Speaker 1 I'll tell you what my pick is.

Speaker 4 Dolphins. Nope.

Speaker 1 San Francisco 49ers, 14 to 1.

Speaker 1 I like that. Bounce back.
Unless they get Kirk Cousins.

Speaker 4 Aren't they trading? Yeah, aren't they going to trade Garoppolo, allegedly?

Speaker 1 Kyle Santa. Yeah, but that absolutely loves Kirk Cousins.
I'm just looking for a team with a good coach. They're going to be a good combination Antonio Brown's situation.
There's tons of injuries.

Speaker 4 They would not have a better chance with Kirk Cousins than with Garoppolo. Agreed.

Speaker 4 That's a fact.

Speaker 1 Now, if they get Deshaun Watson, yes. I don't know.
I don't know. And then whatever team gets to you, Deshaun Watson has to be probably 12 to 1, 13 to 1.

Speaker 4 Garoppolo comes to New England.

Speaker 1 14 to 1.

Speaker 1 Stay away from the San Diego Chargers, 28-1. Yeah, it's not bad.
I like that one too. I like that one, too.
28-1, San Diego Chargers, 14-1, 49ers. Where are the Seahawks at? 22-1.

Speaker 1 But Russell Wilson sucks in the playoffs. But they're going to let Chris cook or let Chris eat.
Yeah, that's true. They're hiring offense coordinators.
Going to be like, let's run the fucking ball.

Speaker 1 We are establishing the run.

Speaker 1 10 are thought. What is this? I can't read this.
100 to 1

Speaker 1 Texans and Lions. Actually, the Jaguars are not the worst.

Speaker 1 They're

Speaker 1 whatever. I can't read these lines.
I'm too 81. 81.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 All right. What else we got? Anything else, Super Bowl? I mean, it wasn't a great Super Bowl.
We admit that, right? Like, it wasn't.

Speaker 1 It felt deflating watching that second half. We've had a very good run of exciting Super Bowls, and this one.
It was a throwback, yeah. It was a throwback.

Speaker 1 It was an ass kicking. It wasn't.
I mean, the Rams one wasn't great either. No, but it was close.
Like, this one. But that one,

Speaker 1 we can look back at that one and be like, that was the greatest defensive Super Bowl that we've seen.

Speaker 1 The only reason this one didn't feel as terrible as the final score was was because it's the Chiefs and they've done it so much where they've come back so much.

Speaker 1 If it was any other team, the way that game was playing, we would have been like, it was over at halftime. But because it's the Chiefs, we're like, oh, they can come back from any deficit.

Speaker 1 Well, they couldn't because they just got their ass kicked. Yeah.
So.

Speaker 1 I don't know. I mean, whatever.
Super Bowl, Super Bowl. I'm sad that football season's over.
It's always a dark day. Monday, my diet starts.
Everyone's got to

Speaker 1 pick up the piece. Tomorrow should be a holiday also.
It always should. FCS.
The Duke comes. FCS.
Yeah, FCS is coming back strong. Yep.

Speaker 1 Deion.

Speaker 1 So Tom Brady's lost twice against JPP. JPP has never lost a Super Bowl.
He's 3-0. JPP might be the last one.

Speaker 1 Now he's got three. Wait.
He's never lost a play.

Speaker 1 He's run out of places to put his rings.

Speaker 1 He's got three of them. Was he on the first team? I think so.
He's in the league that long? Yeah.

Speaker 1 No, I don't. I think it was OC,

Speaker 1 Strahan, and JPP. No, right? No, no, no.
That was his second. He wasn't at all.

Speaker 1 He wasn't on the first team. He got drafted in 2010.
Okay.

Speaker 1 But he is 2-0 in the Super Bowl. So he does have enough places to put the rings.
Yes. He's got enough easy.

Speaker 1 He probably should retire. Yes.

Speaker 1 Walk away. Otherwise, it just becomes

Speaker 1 put it down like a cell phone and walk away.

Speaker 1 Exactly. But,

Speaker 1 yeah, sad to see the football season end. Any other final thoughts before we hate? I hate that when Hank walked in wearing that stupid vest.

Speaker 1 Is the vest retired? You're going to frame it?

Speaker 4 The vest is retired. I'm going to try, you know, hopefully me and Tom cross paths at some point in the future, get him to sign it, and then I'll get it framed and hung out.

Speaker 1 The very special recurring vest.

Speaker 1 That's my fire vest of the week.

Speaker 4 Although, I guess I have to wait till he retires because I still, you know, if it's the playoffs next year, why wouldn't I break it out, you know?

Speaker 1 Shout out my prop parlay that went exactly opposite. Yeah.
That's actually impressive. I mean, I would.
1-0 for 4. This would have been my worst day

Speaker 1 gambling in a long time until I hit that one prop at the end because I faded myself.

Speaker 1 You should always put one bet into place that kind of is the mitigating factor for maybe you're just incredibly wrong about everything going into this game. Still.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. So I bet on the Bucs to win by 19 to 24 points.
They won by 22. So that made it almost even.
Almost even. Very close, which I consider an absolute win.

Speaker 1 I also want to shout out Bruce Arians because we had some fun with Bruce Arians, talked about how red his face was. Jake did some Pantone checks.
Today, he looked healthy as a horse.

Speaker 1 His face was like nice and tan. It wasn't red.
Looked like he did like sober. He's done sober February.
He's like one weekend. He looks great.
Not swollen at all. Great job, Bruce.

Speaker 1 Although it is a bad night to be like a gallon of primer in Bruce Arians' house. Oh, my God.
Yeah. Sucking down that paint.
That's going to be.

Speaker 1 I don't know what. Like, it did feel like Tampa Bay did have a home field advantage.

Speaker 1 Like, I know that, you know, there weren't a ton of fans, what it was 22,000, but it did feel like there was at least a majority were Tampa Bay Bucks fans, so, which they deserve. Whatever.
Fuck it.

Speaker 1 I don't care. I think it's a cool thing that you could end up with the Super Bowl in your home stadium.
I'm going to lose Stanford here as well.

Speaker 6 So this is going to be just fucking awesome.

Speaker 1 I'm retired responsibly for a week. A week retirement.
He just missed both his free throws.

Speaker 1 You can't have fucking Stanford guys missing free throws, guys. And then the...
All right. Yep.
Okay. All right.
Goodbye. All right.

Speaker 1 What else we got for the show? We want to talk about.

Speaker 1 A little Jose Conseco. Yeah, fuck.

Speaker 1 That guy. No way, Jose, the rat bitch.
Sorry.

Speaker 1 Hank, please bleep that out. Bleep that out.
Bleep that out. Bleep that out.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so.

Speaker 1 What was that? All you're doing is breathing.

Speaker 1 And I guess you breathed really heavy. We didn't even realize it.

Speaker 4 So after the interview, I was like, okay, I'm kind of nervous basically because he was so confident. And then I was editing the interview.
I was like, this man cannot breathe, period.

Speaker 1 Cannot breathe.

Speaker 4 And I thought it was important to the audience to know that. So I kept it in.
I was like,

Speaker 1 it's good that people are going to be wagering on it.

Speaker 4 They got to know that this guy can't sit down and have a conversation without sounding like Darth Vader.

Speaker 1 He was having sleep apnea during the interview. Like, while he's awake, he's walking, or an asthma attack.
I don't know what it was, but yeah, like you, big guy.

Speaker 1 The amount of tweets we got was insane. I did not realize that was happening because we couldn't, we weren't wearing the cans, so we couldn't hear his mic feed during the interview.

Speaker 1 And then that's all I saw on my Twitter feed on Friday morning. And by the way, thoughts and prayers to Kurt Warner.

Speaker 1 He did not know what he was getting into when he was getting tagged in the tweet going out from part of my take. Today's podcast features Kurt Warner and Jose Kinseiko.

Speaker 1 He must have been like, what the hell happened on this show? His feed must have been blowing up. But yeah, Jose's a bitch.
He's who we thought he was. He's a rat.
He's a rat. He's a fuck.

Speaker 1 So I do want to have my guy Billy's back a little bit because Billy put his balls on the line. He trained his ass off.
He went into the ring. He got hit.
He hit Jose in the head a few times.

Speaker 1 Jose fell down after getting punched and just quit. He gave up.
I don't want to say he took a dive because that implies like there was something worked out. No, I know that.
No, no, no. No, no.

Speaker 1 Here's how exactly how it happened. Well, first of all, you're right.

Speaker 1 Billy gets all the credit in the world because Billy took the fight. Billy knocked him out as far as I'm concerned.

Speaker 1 But people who say that it was rigged or something, the only person you can blame is Jose Gonseco. Jose Gonseco did the math, figured out how much he was getting paid, and is a fucking pussy.

Speaker 1 And Billy, like, went berserker mode, and Jose knew he was going to get his ass kicked. Billy wins that fight no matter what.

Speaker 1 Whether Jose says his shoulders hurt or not, Billy wins that fight no matter what. He was definitely going to beat him.

Speaker 1 I wish that Jose had put up a better of a fight so we had a little bit better of a

Speaker 1 final fight, main event. But it was a great night overall.
Rough and rowdy is still one of the funnest things that we do.

Speaker 1 It's just chaos. Shizat the Rizzout.
Shout out my guy, Shizat the Rizout, who is trending on Twitter for the knockout night.

Speaker 1 So if you bought the card and you were disappointed, I understand, but that's how fight cards work. UFC boxing has the same thing.
I think that it still is

Speaker 1 more than enough entertainment in terms of a $20 pay-per-view buy. And if you want to blame anyone, blame Jose because Billy was ready to fucking roll and he went berserker mode on his ass.

Speaker 1 Or you can blame Frank the Tank for just absolutely dominating him mentally.

Speaker 1 Like, imagine being Jose Conseco. You're an MVP.

Speaker 1 You're in the 40-40 club. You stole 40 bases, hit 40 home runs.
Madonna wanted you to breed with her because you're a genetic freak and you're like, no, Madonna, you're not hot enough.

Speaker 1 And then you also get dominated from a mental standpoint by Frank the Tank Fleming. Like, that does not add up to me.
But credit to Frank. Frank just pulls no punches.
He goes at him.

Speaker 4 Do you guys regret not taking the bet?

Speaker 1 No, because he wouldn't pay.

Speaker 1 He's not going to donate $1,000 to the bar stool. Well, fun fact, I ran into Jose after the fight on Friday night.
He was sitting at a table, had like seven beers in front of him.

Speaker 1 And I was like, Jose, tough break out there. Are you feeling? Are you healthy? Are you okay? Do you need to go to a hospital? And he was like, Yeah, I'm good.
You know, I'm good.

Speaker 1 Just, you know, my shoulders. He did one of these things where he just kind of chicken wings his arm.
He's like, starts rubbing. He's like, yeah, you know, my shoulders are all messed up.

Speaker 1 Roddy Dangerfield out my arm. Exactly.
And I was like, Jose, we should have taken the bet and got that $500,000 off you. He's like, what bet? I was like, the one that you offered me in Big Cat.

Speaker 1 He's like, I never offered you $500,000. I was like, Jose, it's on camera.
And then I did follow up and I asked him about the Barstool fun thing. And he said, yeah, I'll pay the money.

Speaker 1 I'll believe that when the check comes. No chance.
He also said, Billy didn't hit me in my face. He only hit me here, here, here, and here.
And he pointed to four different places on this.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 He's just an asshole. He's a douchebag, and he's not a likable person.
It was still a fun night. Billy,

Speaker 1 do we think Billy is going to try to keep fighting someone? Yeah, I think he's probably going to be addicted to it, or at least he's addicted to the call-out game. Okay.

Speaker 4 So we're going to... I don't think Billy's going to come back.

Speaker 1 No. No.
And we'll finish the episode with our interview with Billy, which is a must-listen because...

Speaker 1 He's been partying non-stop for three days after knocking out Jose Konseko, which credit to, like, I would do the same thing if I was 22 years old, won 50K, and knocked knocked out Jose Kinseka.

Speaker 1 He FaceTimed in before you came into the studio, and I picked up, and he was like, dude, do I have to work tonight?

Speaker 1 Work.

Speaker 1 You have to do a five-minute interview. Oh, my God.
He's never coming back.

Speaker 1 You know what? I want him to come back in like a month.

Speaker 4 I mean, that's relatable after my fight. I took a few weeks off of training and being in shape, and it's four years later.
So

Speaker 1 that happens. Tomorrow.
We're starting our diets.

Speaker 1 We're starting our diets.

Speaker 1 We need to start doing streams or something where it's like we have to force ourselves to work out no you know what we need to do is we need to every time we order fucking food together no carbs for the month of february okay all right that was gonna be my who's back is salads yeah no

Speaker 1 i'm eating a salad tomorrow let's be let's talk them take my man card if you must but it takes a village it's let's all be on top of each other let's all hold each other accountable if you see a carb in my mouth slap it out serious i'm down except for saturdays those are cheat days

Speaker 1 we don't see each other saturdays right and they're cheat days like i'm gonna post donuts on saturday and everyone's going to be like, What about the diet? That's a cheat day, bro.

Speaker 1 I'm going to have a cheat day. What I'm doing.
TFD almost died from a donut. I did.
They're deadly, man. I choked on a fritter.
He actually almost died on a donut.

Speaker 1 My face turned the same shade as Bruce Arians. It's crazy.
But yeah, I'm going. You'll find me on the weekday diet.
Meaning, I'm going to eat relatively healthily Monday through Friday. Correct.

Speaker 1 And then what happens on Saturday and Sunday is between me and the Lord. Yes.
Yes. All right.
Let's do who's back. And then we have Billy.

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Speaker 1 Okay, who's back of the week? Let's finish there. Who's back of the week, Hank?

Speaker 4 Who's back is holograms and like CGI people.

Speaker 4 PFT alluded to it earlier, the Vince Lombardi CGI intro, which talked about boomers. Like, how many people didn't even know who that was? Probably.

Speaker 1 A good amount. I mean, his name's on the trophy.

Speaker 4 That's true. It should be the Tom Brady trophy, but he only won one.

Speaker 1 Vince Lombardy was trolling. He's so greedy.
It's true.

Speaker 1 He's won one trophy.

Speaker 4 He won one Vince Lombardi trophy. Tom Brady's won seven.
Like, come on.

Speaker 1 That's actually a good point. Yeah, I mean, so you're saying it should just be the Tom Brady trophy? It should be.
I do it.

Speaker 1 one thing they will name us something after him yeah one thing i love about hanging i don't know if you never know with good the mindset of uh of patriots fans everywhere is like they will always find that next level of how they're being disrespected and i love this is the final boss it's like it it is uh it's a crime

Speaker 1 that the championship trophy isn't named after tom brady it was a little weird

Speaker 4 what happens if belcheck wins it it was a little weird hearing uh goodell come out to like people cheering and giving the trophy tom brady usually it's booze i that was that was disappointing i know it was like healthcare workers and shit it was probably a different crowd, but like people were cheering, and that's disgusting.

Speaker 1 Doesn't Bill Belichick have eight rings, though?

Speaker 4 Yeah, but not as a player.

Speaker 6 I know, but as a coach.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's different. Okay.
Yeah, the Belichick trophy. I like that.
It's got a good ring to it.

Speaker 1 Didn't you want it to be the Belichick trophy?

Speaker 4 Cadell is never giving it to Belichick. He should give it to Brady, but they're probably not going to give it to anyone because the other CGI.

Speaker 4 Because he's been named Lombardi forever, and that's probably going to be the other CGI, like Hall Graham.

Speaker 4 There was Al Davis 30 for 30 that came out last weekend and they had like Pete Rosell and Al Davis you know how in documentaries they have the people telling the story and stuff yeah that's how you know documentaries work yeah yeah I know but they had CGI Al Davis and CGI it was weird Pete Roselle I liked it I was I I thought it was great and I saw afterwards people were like it was weird I thought it was cool

Speaker 4 and then they did the Vince Labardi thing so I think that's just gonna be like the future

Speaker 1 did they make Al Davis say words that he didn't say did they like program yeah like he was he was narrating, you know, it's like, then, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Speaker 1 I don't believe my fucking son looks like this.

Speaker 4 Al Davis is a fucking G.

Speaker 1 I didn't realize how much of an absolute G he was.

Speaker 4 He's such a G that it's like, who cares what happens to your son? Like, you're cemented as a no, that's actually why, though.

Speaker 1 People are like,

Speaker 1 how is Al Davis Al Davis and Mark Davis is Mark Davis?

Speaker 4 Because he, I think that's one of those things where it's like, you're, you know.

Speaker 4 When you're such a baller and then like you raise your kids, they call the ball different. No, it's not like, you know, he was raised hungry, he was raised, like, you know, go out and fight for it.

Speaker 4 Mark Davis had everything because Al Davis won everything.

Speaker 1 I think Al with a bull hair cut normal six. I think Mark Davis would have found success on his own eventually, Hank.
That's a little disrespectful.

Speaker 6 That actually is very fucked up.

Speaker 4 But yeah, I thought it was a great thing. I thought it was a great 30-foot-30.
It was,

Speaker 4 I didn't realize how cool Al Davis was. Wish we could have got him on the show.

Speaker 1 That's what I was thinking. He was a big jumpsuit guy.
He started jumping January. Yes, yes.
All right, PFT year, who's back? So I was going to do Salads back. Yep.
I'll switch it up. Who's back?

Speaker 1 Brooks Kepka.

Speaker 1 Brooksy is back. Yeah.
He went lights out today. Hammered that rat bitch, Bryson DeChambo, right in his stupid fucking fedora scalli cap, his bloated ears.

Speaker 1 Congrats to Brooks for winning. What was it? The waste management.

Speaker 1 Waste management. The tournament of the gods.

Speaker 1 I think that's my favorite.

Speaker 1 The fifth major. Yeah, it's the fifth major.
I love the stadium hole. I love the last two holes in Arizona.
I love how drunk the crowd is. Yes.

Speaker 1 If you think COVID could stop

Speaker 1 suburban Arizonans from getting hammered drunk in the first week of February, my friend, you do not know the Southwest. Yes, yes.
All right, my Who's Back of the Week is college basketball.

Speaker 1 I mean, it's been college basketball season, but now it's really college basketball season. And shout out the Dookies.
Tough night, Hank. Losing to UNC.

Speaker 4 Those Doe fans.

Speaker 1 Are they not going to make the tournament?

Speaker 5 500. They're on the wrong side of the bubble right now.

Speaker 1 College basketball. They lost to me.
I love college basketball. I'm retired this week, but next week I'm going to get back at it, back on the horse.
Lab Cat will be back.

Speaker 1 Tough break for Kentucky, too. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Ken Nitucky. Yes.
Keniti. Knit Tuesday.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 Those shirts are flying off the

Speaker 4 shelves, I heard.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 If you are a Bucs fan, we do have a shitload of awesome Bucs gear in the Barstill Sports. What's the other tournament? The CBI? CBI.
The CIT.

Speaker 1 CIT. The Wild Kits CITS.
Oh, Duke will definitely opt out of that that tournament, probably. Oh, no, they won't play.

Speaker 1 Duke doesn't go to the NIC.

Speaker 1 I would be shocked if Duke plays the rest of the season. They're going to opt out for sure.
Well, they could still win the ACC tournament.

Speaker 1 They might opt out like halftime when they're down by 20 to FSU.

Speaker 1 Jake, you got a who's back week, and then we're going to have Billy on, which you should all listen to. Billy is very lucid and really gave us a

Speaker 1 great description of what it was like to be in the ring with Jose Conseco on Friday night. Yes.
Who's back?

Speaker 5 Tennis. The Australian off in the first major.
Djokovic is the one seed.

Speaker 1 Your boy. Oh, okay.
All right. Yeah.
That's cool. That's pretty tight.
Yeah, Federer.

Speaker 5 Interesting injury. He's the one seed, so.

Speaker 1 Federer's out? Yes.

Speaker 5 Rafa number two. Okay.

Speaker 1 Should be interesting.

Speaker 1 Fans, no masks.

Speaker 1 Australia is pretty good. Good for Djokovic.
Damn it. Yes, Australia did it.
Australia did it. Djokovic is definitely reintroducing COVID to the entire subcontinent there.

Speaker 1 Are they going to let fans in the March Madness? Still TBD.

Speaker 5 They said at least family is guaranteed.

Speaker 1 Can we get all the people who've had vaccines? That'd be nice.

Speaker 1 We need fans.

Speaker 1 I know.

Speaker 1 See, this, again, I just go back to like, dude, have Jeff Bezos, Mark Cuban, some one of these billionaires just do a cool move and get, like, pay for people with vaccines to live in Indianapolis for the first four days so that you can shuffle in and out different crowds to keep them amped up.

Speaker 1 Yeah, mix it up with the healthcare workers.

Speaker 1 You know what? Just take all the fans that were at the Super Bowl, fly fly them to Indy. They should just be the

Speaker 1 sporting on a fritter again? Yeah, the sports attendance fans. They should just be like, you guys have been approved.
You've got a card. You can go to sports games.
Go to all the big ones.

Speaker 1 Be ready, by the way, if you're a first-time listener to Pardon My Take this season. Usually after football ends,

Speaker 1 our bodies are like Joe Pa after he gets fired. Like all of our bodies break down.
Like we're on our last legs. I would imagine we're all going to get sick.

Speaker 1 We're all going to have some type of ailment. Yeah, I mean, you've just been claiming that you're not sick.
You claimed

Speaker 1 in our face and been like, yeah, it's just smoker's cough. I don't have COVID.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but you're still. I have a cold, probably.
Yeah. Which might be COVID.
No. No.

Speaker 1 You've tested negative, right? Negative. And stayed positive.

Speaker 1 And we've all stayed positive. But our bodies are going to break down.
I mean, PFT almost died from a donut. I did.
It actually happened. Can you believe that?

Speaker 1 Like, I almost died from the one thing that's designed to have a hole in it for breathing purposes in case you do choke off. Yes.
And dying the day before the Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 That's why the whole thing is. And the week after I graduated from the 27 Club, that would have been the worst time to ever pass away.
That would have sucked. But you know what? Good news for you.

Speaker 1 Billy, in a podcast with our CEO, Erica Nardini, this week, called both of us old and Hank old and is essentially gunning for our jobs.

Speaker 1 So you would just be.

Speaker 1 Billy might actually try to kill us. Did you see that clip, Hank? I did not.
Oh, my God. Billy football.

Speaker 1 He was like, you know, PFT and Big Cat, they're getting old. Hank, getting old.
They don't understand Twitch and TikTok like I do. Yeah.
It was wild. He said the TikTok generation.
By the way, Billy.

Speaker 1 I would love to just put Billy in, like, be like, Billy, do our jobs for a week. He'd be like, I have to do this much work.
Yeah, I like that Billy is like taking credit for knowing how TikTok works.

Speaker 1 And Billy does not know how TikTok works. He's just the same age as other people that know how TikTok works.
Correct, correct. That's like me being like, I'm a great C-sharp programmer.

Speaker 1 I would be offended if

Speaker 1 he looks at TikTok.

Speaker 4 He He scrolls on TikTok.

Speaker 1 I would be offended by that clip if Billy had any type of intelligence where I could think that he was a threat, but it was more just like, dude, why are you admitting this out loud?

Speaker 1 It was Dwight Trute just gunning for us. I honestly, I respected it.
Yeah, I mean, because it's so stupid. When he said it, Billy's like, there's no way they're ever going to see or hear any of this.

Speaker 1 Right. Right.
Like, this is off the record, right? Like, you should fire Big Cat PFT and Hank. All right.
Speaking of our beautiful boy, who we are very proud of him. We want that on the record.

Speaker 1 He knocked Jose Cotseko out. It was awesome.
We love Billy football.

Speaker 4 Hindsight is 20-20. You know, people can say whatever they want now, but I would say a majority of people thought he was going to lose.

Speaker 1 Absolutely.

Speaker 1 People were legitimately like, what are you getting him into?

Speaker 1 This is crazy. He's going to get killed.
Everyone was nervous for Billy Patsek. I thought he was going to lose.
Billy looked fucking Jose Conseco in the fifth.

Speaker 4 No, I was just worried. I was like, fuck, man.

Speaker 1 You're right, though, Hank. There needs to be that.
That needs to be stated because a lot of people are coming after lately, you know, afterwards and being like, wow, Jose, what a scumbag.

Speaker 1 He took a dive.

Speaker 1 People thought Billy was going to get killed. Right.
Like, people were like, oh, Billy's going to end up in the hospital. Okay? So, credit to Billy.
He deserves all the credit. He's the champ.

Speaker 1 Here he is.

Speaker 1 All right. We now welcome on the champ, Billy Football.
He's in Florida. He doesn't know how he got there.
What's up, Billy?

Speaker 1 Bro, I mean,

Speaker 9 let's be real.

Speaker 9 For sure. I won the fight before it even started.
The night before.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 9 Night before.

Speaker 9 The night before he was talking shit to me.

Speaker 9 And I go, Yo, bro, like,

Speaker 9 he was like, Do you know what you got yourself into?

Speaker 1 And I was like, nah.

Speaker 1 And then,

Speaker 9 I mean,

Speaker 9 yeah. Basically, basically, wait,

Speaker 1 yeah,

Speaker 9 basically,

Speaker 1 um,

Speaker 1 yeah, the whole thing crazy. Go on.

Speaker 9 So the mental,

Speaker 9 right? I put myself in the mental space for no fear. Uh-huh.
And the whole thing is crazy.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So what has been the coolest thing that you've done since you won the fight?

Speaker 9 Dude.

Speaker 9 So

Speaker 9 the fight happened, right?

Speaker 1 Sure did. Yeah.

Speaker 9 He took a dive.

Speaker 9 But the real thing is he quit. He just quit.
He saw that he, like, low-key, like, right?

Speaker 1 Like, he quit, low-key.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 9 And then he quit because he like realized I was coming at him.

Speaker 1 He did try to punch you. Like, he threw a punch.
You ate it, and you were like, oh, I got this. You actually, you got more of a plan once you got punched in the face.

Speaker 9 Can we start again? Because I.

Speaker 1 Yeah, all right. Here we go.
Three, two. We'll cut all that.
Three, two, one.

Speaker 1 All right, we now welcome on the champ. It is Billy Football off of his championship fight.

Speaker 7 Billy,

Speaker 1 I guess the first thing we should ask, we we always ask whenever we have a boxer on are you good like any injuries or anything from the fight any uh uh like uh maybe a headache or like so you know how's it how the hands because you know that was a tough fight are you are you did you get banged up at all so the real the real question was was his punch gonna knock me out he was he said was he was a crazy hard puncher yeah he hit me i realized he was human and i went after him yeah and you did you hit him a couple times like yes he did quit, and he's a little bitch, and he gave up, and he's exactly who we thought he was, which is a quitter.

Speaker 1 He didn't want to get physically abused, but you did hit him a couple times. And could you tell? Like, when you caught him with that left or that right?

Speaker 9 So I went in on him. He tried to wrap up with me, and then I bounced out and hit him with the one-two.

Speaker 9 And then at that point, he knew. He was like, I'm done.
He was like, I'm not getting hit like this for three more minutes.

Speaker 1 Wait.

Speaker 1 Wait, Billy, hold on. Hold Hold on, Billy.
You cut out. We got to hold on.

Speaker 1 We got to start over. Hold on.
All right. Three, two, one.

Speaker 1 Okay, we now welcome on Billy football, our champion, off his huge title fight against Jose Conseco. Billy, can you break it down? Can you tell us how the fight went?

Speaker 9 So, look, I legitimately got into a mental state, like

Speaker 9 legitimately, like, meditated, like, went into it. And I was like, yo, dude, like, I got into this mental state where I'm just like, no fear.
Because, like, I can't, like, like, think about this.

Speaker 9 You're going to a fight with a guy who's saying he's going to blunt force trauma you. You can't fear him.

Speaker 1 You have to, like, eliminate fear.

Speaker 9 Yeah. So I meditated.
Like, oh, you fuck you guys.

Speaker 1 I know you're fucking laughing, you asshole. No, no, we're not.

Speaker 1 We're proud of you, dude. No, bro.

Speaker 9 You guys don't fucking understand. I fucking was in wartime.

Speaker 1 All right,

Speaker 1 you want to start it again for real, though? You want to start it again for real? Let's do it. Can you compose yourself for three minutes?

Speaker 1 Ah, fuck. All right, here we go.
Three, two, one.

Speaker 1 All right. We now welcome on our champion, the champ, Billy Football, off his huge first-round knockout of Jose Conseco, that rat bitch.
Billy, how we feeling?

Speaker 9 I feel amazing. I made him quit.
Yeah. He didn't think I was going to show up.

Speaker 1 Tell us about the the fight. Can you tell us how it went down in your eyes?

Speaker 9 So basically when the whole the whole thing was, did he have superhuman punch power? And once he punched me and I realized that he didn't have superhuman punch power, I fucking went in on him.

Speaker 9 And that's what happened.

Speaker 1 When do you think that you realized that you could win that fight?

Speaker 9 When he punched me with his jab and it was nothing. And I was like, oh, I'm going to get his ass.

Speaker 1 Uh-huh.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 before the fight, when we interviewed Jose on Friday night, he was saying that, like, his strength, like, he's going to punch you, and it's going to be over.

Speaker 1 Did you feel that that wasn't the case?

Speaker 9 No, you know what happened? He thought that I was a fucking like real talk, like, pussy, like, bitch.

Speaker 1 And we don't say bitch.

Speaker 9 No, no.

Speaker 9 What happened was

Speaker 9 no, what happened was

Speaker 9 he didn't think I was was like actually coming to fight. I came out as a fighter and he was like, holy shit, this isn't a celebrity boxing match.
This motherfucker is coming out to kick my ass.

Speaker 9 And he quit.

Speaker 1 He quit.

Speaker 1 Were you a little bit intimidated that he was so much taller than you?

Speaker 9 No, I was taller than him. I had reached him.
He had mass on me, but it was non-functional mass. So he was fucked.

Speaker 1 All right, so real quick, we'll let you go after this. I think the people want to know, though, how have you spent the last 48 hours after the fight what have you been up to bro

Speaker 9 i went down to florida

Speaker 9 and i'm about to buy an albino i'm i'm about to buy an albino cobra

Speaker 1 yeah

Speaker 1 okay

Speaker 9 honest bro

Speaker 1 how do you plan on getting that venomous snake back to new york city Dude, they can ship it. Yeah, they can.

Speaker 1 Let's put it in the mail. One last question for you, Billy.

Speaker 1 did you go berserker mode?

Speaker 9 Yeah, bro. Dude, think about this.
I was ready to fucking die. I was on death row.

Speaker 1 Think about this.

Speaker 9 Imagine me like, you had to put yourself in the fucking mindset. I was like, dude, like, I might fucking die tonight.

Speaker 9 I had so many people out there.

Speaker 9 You, after the fight, I started crying in the fucking green room because it's just like, it was so, it was so crazy.

Speaker 1 All right, Billy, let's let's do this let's end the show we're gonna do a number and you can do an animal fact okay

Speaker 1 dude i have a fucking animal fact you have one come on come on billy you've got several find one haven't you been learning about albino snakes yeah deep down find them

Speaker 9 uh

Speaker 1 tell us something about the cobra

Speaker 1 what tell us something about the cobra

Speaker 9 Think about this. Three weeks ago I got COVID.

Speaker 1 No, no, no, I had erocardio and it killed me. Yeah, right.
No, the Cobra, though.

Speaker 1 Tell me something about the snake that you have. Tell us an animal fact about the Cobra.

Speaker 1 The white snake. Yeah, then we're going to do the numbers.

Speaker 9 Snakes

Speaker 9 have internal organs. Nice.

Speaker 1 Good fact. All right.
What number, Billy? You lead off. What number?

Speaker 9 32. 32.

Speaker 1 32. All right.
I'm going to go 99. Eight again.

Speaker 1 12.

Speaker 1 18.

Speaker 1 Holy shit!

Speaker 1 32! Are you fucking serious?

Speaker 1 Are you fucking serious, Billy? 32!

Speaker 9 No, show it to me. Shut the fuck up.

Speaker 1 Dude, I'm showing it to you right now. Look into the camera.
I'm fucking showing it to you. I'm showing it to everyone.
32.

Speaker 9 I don't believe you.

Speaker 1 You're smart. He's still got it.
Damn it. Still mentally sharp as attack.
It was four.

Speaker 9 Bro,

Speaker 9 I went to fucking war two nights ago.

Speaker 1 Yeah. All right.
So why don't you hold on? Let's start again and you can tell us about it. Three, two, one.

Speaker 1 All right. We now welcome on Billy Football.
Billy, people are saying you went to war on Friday night. Is that true?

Speaker 9 Bro, dude, my whole team, our T was way too high. We won the night before because my T was way too high.
My team's T was way too high. And Jose quit.
He knew he was going to get fucked up.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Billy, tell us about your mental state going into the fight.

Speaker 9 Bro, I went into fucking berserker mode, bro. I went into fucking death row.
I was like, there's a chance I die tonight. And I was like, fuck yeah.

Speaker 9 Like, dude, like, legitimately, I was having pan attack, panic attacks two weeks before the fight, but I had to make sure there was zero fear when I walked into that ring. Yeah.

Speaker 9 It was legitimately, like, I don't even know how to fucking talk about like

Speaker 9 you have to eliminate fear and then you go in there and you go in and throw my plan the whole time. I was going to throw 140 punches around

Speaker 9 and that was my plan for three rounds. I had trained to punch 140 times a minute for three rounds.

Speaker 1 That's sick.

Speaker 9 And I went in there and I threw, like, he just folded because he knew what he was dealing with. Like, let's be real.

Speaker 9 You know,

Speaker 9 he wanted to play around and make a show, but I went out there to kick his ass.

Speaker 9 He thought that I was going to like, you know, be wary because he fucking said he was going to knock me out with some one-force trauma.

Speaker 1 So, Billy,

Speaker 1 what are you, what are you going to spend the winnings on? You're going to make any big unusual. What are you going to spend your winnings on? Are you going to make any big, unusual purchases?

Speaker 9 Dogecoin.

Speaker 1 Nice. Love it.
Billy, you want to pick a number? You want to do the number? Yeah, we'll do the number. True lottery.
I'll take

Speaker 1 32. 32.
I'll take eight.

Speaker 9 Hey, guys, I know absolutely

Speaker 1 99. Eight.
Like, show me eight.

Speaker 9 I was trying.

Speaker 1 Oh, eight was just in there.

Speaker 4 I love you guys.

Speaker 1 Love you too. 79.
79. I love you too, Billy.
We'll see you.

Speaker 1 Honestly, we may never see you again. But if we do, we'll see you.
Be safe. And if you can't bring the COVID back, just release it into the Everglades.
That's probably fine.

Speaker 9 I'm not going to bring COVID back. I talked to you.

Speaker 1 All right. See you, Billy.

Speaker 9 Ah, fuck.

Speaker 1 See you, Billy. We love you.
Love you, dude. Very proud of you.

Speaker 9 All right. Love you guys.

Speaker 1 Love you.

Speaker 1 Taking over for the 9-9 and all for the 2000.

Speaker 1 That's grit. Drink pound.
Getting lit. Trinity.
That's my shit. True power.
That's written. Sippin' off.
Some lovely white. Wash it down.
I'm excited. Can't be strong.
Hit me in life.

Speaker 1 Shog is primal, like it's strife. I cause it to grip like you for breakfast.
I'm on your head, weigh you down like I'm a necklace. Give you CTE, then you forget this.
Try to RB3, driving reckless.

Speaker 1 That's

Speaker 1 that's ridiculous here.

Speaker 1 That's that's that's crippled, yeah. That's, that's, that, that, that's crippled.
Big cat with the juicy chain. I'm going hard in the motherfuckin' pain.
I'm a dirty boy, ain't no saint.

Speaker 1 Huff the fumes until I faint. Got a pine finish when I stay my neck.
Watch it drip right down my neck.

Speaker 1 Paint, love that paint in my mustache. Paint all in my butt crack, paint all in my nuts.

Speaker 1 That's drip.

Speaker 1 That's my shit.

Speaker 1 Come told, down it in the vineyard.

Speaker 1 hold that tire,

Speaker 1 down in the fire, coach on, hold that tire, come to

Speaker 1 the violin, close your

Speaker 1 tire, come down, down in the fire,

Speaker 1 hold that tire, hot,

Speaker 1 hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, and hot,

Speaker 1 drink,

Speaker 1 drink and gear.

Speaker 1 Drink down here,

Speaker 1 drink and gear.

Speaker 1 The tiger Jeff and Gundy. Let me tell you a little something about that tiger.
The tiger seen it all, that tiger's been through it all. And you know how it persevered, Jeff Ben Gundy.

Speaker 1 grit, the nittiest of the gritty was that tiger. He never gave up, he had the eye of the one.
The tiger death banged, stealthed by five. It's Pardon My Take, presented by Barstool Sports.