Cousin Sal, Ozzie Guillen, Lebron Vs Courtside Karen, And Billy's Fight Song

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Speaker 3 we have two great interviews for everyone. We have cousin Sal, his new book.
We talk everything with Cousin Sal, his cousin Jimmy. You may have heard of him, Jimmy Kimmel.

Speaker 3 Gambling, his book, everything, Super Bowl props.

Speaker 3 We also have Ozzie Guen,

Speaker 3 manager, baseball player,

Speaker 3 world champion, and also hopefully giving us advice for Billie football on Friday night. So Ozzie has hit us up, said, if you want to beat Jose Conseiko, you have to listen to me.
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Speaker 3 We talked about baseball and also beating Jose Conseiko. Talk a little Super Bowl, hot seat, cool throne, and guys on chicks, and the debut of

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Speaker 3 Today is Wednesday, February 3rd. And guys, it's happening.
I'm starting to think I might bet on the Bucs. Nope.

Speaker 5 Nope. Let me talk you out of it, big cat.

Speaker 3 Wait, let me first say this. Let me first say this.
Past Cat. No, no, hold on.
Let me first say this.

Speaker 3 I know, I know. I know.
I know. I want you to talk me out of it.
Let me first say this. The quote, the tweet that I saw, Tom Brady has had the house to himself with his family out of town.

Speaker 3 It'll be 12 days of preparation alone. He said he's never had that much time to prepare his mind and body before.
The more film I watch, the more I understand.

Speaker 3 That got in my head, and I was like, wait, what? He has how much time? He's never had this much time. Uh-oh, I'm starting to like the Bucs.

Speaker 5 I don't like that. It takes him out of his rhythm.
Aaron Rodgers hasn't had his family in his house for years, and look where that got him last week. So I hate that.

Speaker 3 I don't make $500,000. I hate him, but he don't make anything.

Speaker 5 $500,000. I like the Bucs, but I love the Chiefs.
So this is you from the past. Yes, no, I know.

Speaker 3 He's a passcat. Here's a passcat.
I know. Here I know.

Speaker 6 Hey, Dan.

Speaker 5 I'm sure the diet's going really well.

Speaker 3 I know we agree that we have a lot of stuff. It hasn't started yet.

Speaker 5 Listen, Dan, I know that you're looking really nice and slim.

Speaker 5 The full beard is looking great. You haven't shaved that into a mustache.
And I think that you should bet on the Chiefs because don't be a fucking idiot. We bet on them.
Remember with the Bills?

Speaker 5 I know. And you said that if you bet on the Chiefs again, you have to bet on the Chiefs.
If you don't bet on them, you're going to get smoked. You're going to feel like an idiot.

Speaker 3 But what about Eric Fisher?

Speaker 5 Andy Reid. Andy Reid is going to get a double cheeseburger if he wins.
He said he's got a double cheeseburger. I know, I saw that.
That's a big carrot on the end of a stick.

Speaker 3 I do love the attack of the olds for for this Super Bowl, that the big storyline is like, hey, you want the young shiny head coach? Well, guess what?

Speaker 3 Bruce Arians and Andy Reid, they can still get it done. Yep.
Yeah. It might also be because they have really good players on both of their teams, but they're both good coaches.

Speaker 5 I want to see Bruce Arians give a speech after winning the Lombardi. I think that would be great.

Speaker 3 He'd have a cocktail in his hand before he got to the stage.

Speaker 5 He would do an Ice Luge down the Lombardi trophy.

Speaker 5 He'd put it in the freezer for like five minutes after the game was over, bring it back out with a bottle of probably something cheap, like a sky vodka.

Speaker 5 And by the way, can I just go off the reels real quick about sky vodka and how much I hate sky vodka? Sure. It's always marketed as being like a fancy fucking vodka.
It's in the cool blue bottle.

Speaker 5 When you try to drink it, it tastes like piss. Anyways, that's probably what he does.

Speaker 3 New Amsterdam vodka is the only vodka we drink. Absolutely.

Speaker 3 We are going to do all of our props on Friday's show,

Speaker 3 and we will hopefully get some new props. I already know we have one new prop in the Barcelona Sportsbook.
It's going to be the Scorigami.

Speaker 3 But I wonder if we get a prop for the Gatorade bath like plus a million

Speaker 3 Bruserians gets dunked in

Speaker 3 like I don't know gin and tonic.

Speaker 5 Yeah, or at least have like a couple lime wedges, giant lime wedges on the side of the

Speaker 5 bath here.

Speaker 3 I could see it Bruce Arians be like, listen, boys, if we win this game, I want, just dunk me, just I'll do a keg stand, I'll do a handstand into an enormous jack and coke.

Speaker 5 He'll be like landfill from from Beer Fest, except they're going to put him into the Gatorade cooler, but it's just going to be filled with like a kamikaze. Yes.

Speaker 5 And he's just going to suck his way out of there. But I think, don't overthink this.

Speaker 3 I know, but I'm just going to be curious. Because the only thing that can concern me is so much time.
There's so much time.

Speaker 5 The COVID concerns me because they've got, like, is it Demarcus Robinson and one other guy?

Speaker 3 Kilgore, the center.

Speaker 3 But that wasn't COVID. That was

Speaker 3 close contact, which usually the guys are able to

Speaker 3 still play.

Speaker 3 Credit to the NFL for still pretending that they're doing COVID tests.

Speaker 3 That is more than I expected. I expected them to go straight to, oh, yeah,

Speaker 3 everyone's negative, everyone's negative, everyone's negative, without testing anyone. But apparently, they're still testing.

Speaker 5 What do you think would happen if Mahomes and Tom Brady both came down with COVID this week?

Speaker 3 Nope. Nothing.
Absolutely nothing.

Speaker 5 They'd play the game or they delay?

Speaker 3 No, they would play the game and we wouldn't find out. Like, they could both have it right now.
We wouldn't get a single word about it.

Speaker 5 And Tom Brady's in a high-risk group, too.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 It's such a weird Super Bowl week because

Speaker 3 I saw a picture of Radio Row. There's no one there.

Speaker 3 There's a few people who are down there, but even Tampa was like 50 degrees. Everyone was complaining about it, but you didn't get the full complaints.
I know.

Speaker 3 So it didn't feel, because imagine if it was a regular year. You get 40 degrees on a Super Bowl Monday.
People are pissed.

Speaker 3 Adam Schefter would be complaining on Twitter about how there's a snowstorm in Dallas.

Speaker 5 Pete Prisco would be wearing like seven scarfs at a time. You couldn't even see the top of his head.

Speaker 3 We can't even get complaints about the weather. This is such bullshit.

Speaker 5 Yeah, at the very least, could we at least get some like society style complaining where they're in Tampa all by themselves in a hotel? Like, I want to see wolves walking through the hotel.

Speaker 5 I want to see people complaining about the faucets not working correctly in the bathrooms. We're not getting the full vibe.
We did get a little bit of the vibe from, I think the guy from the L.A.

Speaker 5 Times, Sam Farmer, he tweeted out yesterday, last time the Super Bowl was in Tampa, we got the boss. This time it's in Tampa and we get the weekend.
He was complaining about it.

Speaker 5 And it's like, yes, it's strange how some things at some times are different from how they are at others.

Speaker 3 But we had the boss. We did have the boss.
The weekend was like, what, 15 years old last time that it was in Tampa? Yeah. Damn.

Speaker 3 What were you going to say, Hank? Are you going to bet the Bucs?

Speaker 7 I'm 1,000% betting the Bucks. I'm betting the Chiefs.
Not a doubt in my mind.

Speaker 3 I'm betting the Chiefs.

Speaker 5 I want it on the record.

Speaker 3 I'm betting the Chiefs, but

Speaker 3 I'm being honest with our audience and telling them that throughout the week, my brain is going to bounce back and and forth. And right now, I'm in a real bucks mood.

Speaker 3 I'm going to end up at the Chiefs, but right now I'm in a real bucks mood.

Speaker 7 I'm 100% betting the Chiefs. I'm probably going to put a nuclear missile on it.
I mean, bucks, bucks, bucks, bucks, bucks.

Speaker 3 Even Hank doesn't know who he is.

Speaker 7 The only thing that I've been wrestling with in my mind, because we're traveling, we're going to be in Philly, Ford. I'm starting to pack.

Speaker 7 And I was wondering, I have a lucky vest that I only wore for the playoffs, the Patriots playoffs and the three Super Bowls. I wore the same vest every time, three championships.
And I'm wondering,

Speaker 7 does that, can I, it's my lucky

Speaker 7 championship.

Speaker 5 It's a Patriots vest. It is.

Speaker 3 But you, who did you bet on in the NFC championship game? The Bucks. I thought you bet on the Packers.
No, absolutely not.

Speaker 3 Interesting. Okay.

Speaker 3 What did you wear during the glasses?

Speaker 5 Also, the vest?

Speaker 7 I've worn the vest too, but it's worn more than it's lost.

Speaker 3 But that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 Like, it's, it's my, it's my, it's like, when I need a Tom Brady win, I throw this vest on.

Speaker 3 But here's the problem.

Speaker 7 Should I bring it? Like, here's the problem, I think.

Speaker 3 It's a good juju. Yeah, but if you have, if, if the vest wins, if the vest gets Tom Brady another Super Bowl, I think you've now erased all powers for the vest for the Patriots.

Speaker 3 It's now a Tom Brady vest, not a Patriots.

Speaker 3 I might be okay with that. You might just frame it, just put it on the wall and be like, all right, we got four championships out of this bad boy.

Speaker 3 If you're going to unload on the Bucks, I guess you probably have to throw everything at it.

Speaker 7 That's what I'm saying. It's like, I mean, I have to wear something.
And like, this vest, it literally sits in my closet. I don't bring it out except for like when I need it.

Speaker 5 Here's what you do. I need it.
You bring the vest. You obviously bring the vest, but you don't put it on at the start of the game.
If the Bucs start to win, you leave the vest off.

Speaker 5 If you need to change up the vest mojo, then boom, you've got the vest of destiny.

Speaker 3 Right, don't waste the vest. Because maybe the Bucs will win on their own.
Right. You don't need it.
Billy's about to bite his fist. We need those fists for Friday Night Don't.

Speaker 5 I was just wondering.

Speaker 5 Does Hank think that it was Belichick or Brady?

Speaker 3 Oh. How does that apply to the village? That's a discussion that hasn't happened before.
Both. It's the whole team.

Speaker 3 What do you mean? Yeah, Billy, where did you land on it? Well, where does Hank land on it? Who won the breakup, Billy? Well, Tom Brady, of course. Why?

Speaker 5 He hasn't won anything.

Speaker 3 Did you guys see the report, too, that Gronk, the most Gronk thing? This is what sucks about not having Super Bowls. We get the stupid stories, and we're not there for it.

Speaker 3 And it feels like some of the stupid stories aren't coming out because there's just not enough media around digging for, all right, it's Wednesday. What the fuck am I going to write about now?

Speaker 3 Oh, I'm going to go visit Hulk Hogan's house where he

Speaker 3 got illegally taped by Bubba the Love Sponge and do a report from there.

Speaker 3 But Gronk had, there was a report that Gronk in the offseason the Bucs wanted to make sure that he was staying in shape and they would make him send videos of him sprinting and he would just change his shirt so he did all his workouts in one day.

Speaker 3 Yeah. And then just kept on sending them on different dates.

Speaker 5 I mean that is the genius of Rob Gronkowski.

Speaker 3 The Bucks don't have metadata. If no

Speaker 5 if I were a coach on the Bucs and Tom Brady or Gronk sent me one of those first clue that it's fake is like, there's no chance that Gronk is wearing a shirt at all to work out. Something's amiss.

Speaker 5 Now, if he had gone shirtless and changed the shorts, that would have fooled me. Yeah.

Speaker 5 But like, if I'm watching Rob Grinkowski work out on a high school football field in the summertime and he's wearing a shirt, something's bogus. Yeah.

Speaker 3 He also definitely sent them a video like when it was raining all day and it was sunny. Yeah.
He didn't go that far.

Speaker 5 What do you think? Have they announced the uniform colors?

Speaker 3 Yes.

Speaker 3 That's big. The Bucks are wearing red.

Speaker 3 White? No, yes.

Speaker 5 I think the Bucks are wearing red. I don't like that.
Triple check. I don't like that.

Speaker 3 What did the Chiefs wear last year? White? Chiefs wore red. They were red.
No, so they're wearing red. Chiefs are wearing the same color they were last year.

Speaker 3 I think that's correct. Yes, yeah, yeah.
I remember it was just the same as last year.

Speaker 5 Yeah, Bucs white.

Speaker 7 Okay. That's good for Tom.

Speaker 3 Is it? Yeah. Why?

Speaker 5 They always win the Super Bowl when the Patriots are wearing white, yeah.

Speaker 3 Did you see the stat that Tom Brady is 6-1 against

Speaker 3 animals and 0-2 against

Speaker 3 non-animals in the Super Bowl? Chiefs aren't an animal. No.

Speaker 3 Giants are machine. 0-2.
What? Bubba. They lost to the Eagles.
Yeah, I know. 6-1.
One lost. One lost.

Speaker 3 Once I read the quote you read earlier,

Speaker 7 I was already at peace with my pick, but that just made me think it's going to be a blowout.

Speaker 3 That quote, and unfortunately, Tom Brady is not like us. Like, if I had 12 days to prepare, I'd be preparing on day 11 and a half.
I would be like, ooh, sick. I got 12 days.

Speaker 3 I'm going to sit in bed and scroll on Twitter for 11 of these 12 days, and then I'm going to start focusing on the big game. Tom Brady is actually probably you like he, that scared me.

Speaker 3 That means that he's going to uncover something that he never saw and it's going to come out in like the fourth quarter and then Peter King's going to fucking masturbate onto a piece of paper being like, Tom Brady found this in our, you know, 746 of sitting in his Tampa, Derek Jeters house by himself.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Super Bowl week.

Speaker 5 You can see that happening and Peter King, except he just intro it with Tom Brady called me on my phone 15 minutes after the game was over and told me this.

Speaker 3 He always has to toss that in there. That same phone that was funded by illegally stolen hamburgers.

Speaker 5 Peter. That's very true.

Speaker 3 Pete.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I'm still not scared.

Speaker 5 I'm still not going off the Chiefs, but it is.

Speaker 3 Yes. No, I'm not.
You're right.

Speaker 5 It's scary. It's scary to think about.
And the white uniform stat, that actually scares me a little bit more.

Speaker 5 My brain has flopped twice in the last 30 seconds because I can't picture the Chiefs winning Super Bowl not wearing their red uniforms.

Speaker 5 So if the Bucs were going to be wearing red, I was going to be more inclined to bet on them.

Speaker 5 But now that I hear the Tom Brady stat about him always wearing white, winning Super Bowls, that makes me want to flop.

Speaker 5 I'm staying with the Chiefs. I'm staying with the Chiefs.

Speaker 3 I am too. I just, I'm being honest with everyone.
I even said this last week when I said I'm going to bet the Chiefs. And I was like, listen, I'm going to go back and forth.

Speaker 3 Good thing is I'm going to take the over no matter what, even though it looks like there might be rain.

Speaker 5 But who cares? That's fine. Who cares? No one cares.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I think it's supposed to clear out. beforehand so um i love looking at forecasts seven days in advance and being like i totally know what's going to be happening on Sunday.

Speaker 5 I'm actually looking forward to the storyline, and I'm surprised nobody's talked about this yet, the Tyrann-Matthew-Bruce Arians connection about how Bruce took the chance to draft Tyran because back when Bruce was in school, he got kicked out for partying a little bit too hard.

Speaker 5 And then he's like, this guy, this Honey Badger, reminds me a lot of me back in the day.

Speaker 5 I did see the storyline of Bruce Arians, the greatest rushing quarterback to ever come out of Virginia Tech over Michael Vick. But I need more of that content of Honey Badger.

Speaker 5 I feel like the Honey Badger has been a little bit overlooked this season. Yeah.
And he's like my favorite. I think he's my favorite defensive player in the NFL.

Speaker 3 Yeah, he's, yeah. I mean, the Chiefs' defense overall has been overlooked.
I mean,

Speaker 3 I know that the Bucs defense is statistically better, but the Chiefs do have that vibe of like when they need it, they still have dude.

Speaker 3 Like Chris Jones, you'd put up Chris Jones against pretty much any other defensive player in this game, which is crazy to say, but it's like, yeah, they might have the best defensive player in the game.

Speaker 3 Obviously, it's up to debate, but Chris Jones is that fucking good. So we'll do the whole preview,

Speaker 3 prop bets, everything on Friday. Friday, we will have a Hall of Famer on the show and also Jose Conseiko.
So that will be a great show. It's going to be a great show.

Speaker 3 We're going to be in West Virginia. Billy's ready.

Speaker 3 The other story we've got to talk about real quick, LeBron James versus courtside Karen. So

Speaker 3 LeBron James. Now, Billy, I tasked you with this.

Speaker 3 I know you're busy, but apparently LeBron James, how it went was he called this guy who was sitting courtside who was talking shit, old steroid ass, and then

Speaker 3 the guy's wife started screaming at LeBron and got kicked out, and then afterwards was like, I'm defending my man.

Speaker 3 I can just tell you,

Speaker 3 I did a deep dive on her Instagram just so that I would be prepared for this show. Yeah.

Speaker 3 I don't really like her. Why? I think she might have a little bit of...

Speaker 3 And I don't really like him either. Carlo Daddy was his Instagram name.

Speaker 3 I don't think I like them.

Speaker 5 I'm a little terrified of her.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I don't think she scares me.

Speaker 5 And I'd also like to throw a flag on courtside Karen. We can embrace debate on this.
I think she's more of a Becky than a Karen.

Speaker 5 I think Courtside Karen, if you tack like an extra 20 years on her and give her bangs, then she's a Karen. Right now, this is textbook Becky.

Speaker 3 The difference is courtside Becky yells at LeBron. Courtside Karen tells the security that LeBron was calling her husband a steroid ass.
Yes. So that's the big difference, I think.

Speaker 3 So, yeah, I agree with you there.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I just, I don't know.

Speaker 3 I don't know if I'm down with their whole vibe. They seem interesting.

Speaker 3 So, you know, she's 25. He's whatever.

Speaker 5 This isn't his first time going viral.

Speaker 3 Oh, really?

Speaker 5 Yeah, there was a picture of him.

Speaker 3 Carlo Daddy, please get it right. With a different woman.

Speaker 5 who was his girlfriend at the time. It was the Hawks cleavage post.

Speaker 3 It was just a photo. I'm just gonna throw their cleavage out.
Anyways, he gave me a bad thing. Nothing better than seeing seeing boobs on courtside or front row.

Speaker 3 You're like, whoa, I didn't expect boobs there.

Speaker 5 Wait, I'm mixing sports with boobs?

Speaker 3 We should cite a website around. I usually go to Hugiz for my porn, but boom, I'm just tuning in the game and then there's boobs.
Yeah. Fuck yeah.

Speaker 5 That was a different era of the internet, too, when somebody could actually go viral just because there were big boobs

Speaker 5 courtside.

Speaker 7 I mean, the headline is just massive cleavage on the sideline at the Atlanta Hawks Station. That's all you need.

Speaker 3 Alert, not alert.

Speaker 3 Lenny Dykes just smashed it. Those aren't boobs.
Those are boobs. I'm looking at it right now.
I'm looking at the picture. Confirmed.
For everyone who's wondering, boobs.

Speaker 5 So Billy sent this to me because when the story was breaking, Billy was like, oh, I'm checking out this guy's LinkedIn right now. It's sweet.
And I looked up Carlo Daddy's LinkedIn here.

Speaker 5 It just lists all the different country clubs that he's a member of.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I think he's one of those guys that you don't want to fuck with because he's richer than rich could be, but no one really knows why or how.

Speaker 3 There are those guys floating out there, and they all kind of look alike. The spray tan, the alleged steroids, that's by LeBron, not me.
I didn't allege that he had did steroids.

Speaker 3 The wife that's like 40 years younger, they all kind of have that vibe.

Speaker 5 What are you going to say? He wouldn't need to do steroids if it wasn't for the women he dates. Oh, he's so much younger.
Yeah, he's just trying to keep up with them.

Speaker 3 He also has, I think he went private on Instagram, but I looked at Carlo Daddy this morning, and he had, he actually robbed Grinkowski to picture with his own son where he was it was like a picture of him reading with his son and then like a week later it was a picture of him reading with his son but he's wearing the same shirt so I think it was just one session either his son completely lacks a grip yeah or it was just taking the same session but he had a bunch of fish that he caught uh shirtless yeah so credit to Carlo Daddy for that this was the biggest mind fuck for me when I looked at the couple I was like that's got to be a typo this game was absolutely played in Miami this is a Florida couple well no they migrated north They are,

Speaker 3 if you see her Instagram profile, I think it says Atlanta/slash Miami.

Speaker 5 Atlanta airplane. Miami airplane.

Speaker 3 What steroids?

Speaker 5 TRT and a little bit of HGH, but I don't think it's the good stuff. Oh.
Because he's like, he's loaded, but I don't think he's like Jeff Bezos loaded where he can get the real good stuff.

Speaker 3 So how did you come to the conclusion with TRT? His biceps? What was it? Well, his

Speaker 5 company, his Republic National Distribution Company, has relations with an anti-Asian clinic.

Speaker 3 Gosh. That's usually what they're throwing out, yeah.

Speaker 5 Like xenophobic? That's funny.

Speaker 3 Anti-aging. Asian? Oh, anti-aging.
Aging. Clinic.
I can't. Anti-aging.
What do they have against Asians? Aging. Oh, okay.
Ageists. All right.
We disavow anyone who's anti-Asian.

Speaker 5 Of course.

Speaker 3 And anti-agist. No, we should disavow anti-aging, too.

Speaker 3 Aging Ages. Pro-agist.
No, I'm actually.

Speaker 3 If he had his own anti-aging clinic.

Speaker 5 Yeah, just inside my own brain looking down at my body.

Speaker 5 How many people out there think that I'm actually 26?

Speaker 3 I think a lot of people think that's a very good idea. You're 21, 28.
28. Sorry, turn 20 birthday.
Two times 88.

Speaker 5 I think we've actually spoken that into existence.

Speaker 5 I got a lot of people being like, man, you look like shit for 28, which, yeah, I do.

Speaker 3 Sorry.

Speaker 5 I live a tough life.

Speaker 3 Well, it's better than whatever I get when everyone's like, dude, you're only 36.

Speaker 3 Well, that fucking hurt my feelings. Thanks a lot, guys.
All right, so TRT and HGH. I think these are this is alleged by LeBron, by the way.
Not by us. LeBron called him an old steroid ass.

Speaker 5 I think they're a young version of gun couple.

Speaker 3 Takes what you know of them. Yeah, I was going to say, do you think LeBron was projecting a little? Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

Speaker 5 I don't know. Oh, interesting.

Speaker 3 Oh, I don't know. Whoever smelt it dealt it.

Speaker 5 What do you think that guy thought when Jeremy Lynn played on the Hawks? Knowing his anti-OG outside

Speaker 5 stance? Probably boycotted games.

Speaker 3 Did Jeremy Lynn play for the Hawks? Yeah.

Speaker 3 I think so.

Speaker 7 Yeah, he probably played everywhere, I guess.

Speaker 3 He played everywhere.

Speaker 5 He was definitely on the Hawks for a year.

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Speaker 3 Hot seat cool thrown, Hank.

Speaker 7 My hot seat is the stonk market.

Speaker 3 Oh,

Speaker 3 not good. Bad day.
I'm still holding. No, you're not.
AMC.

Speaker 3 I'm holding everything. It's not going to be a good thing.
You only make money if you sell.

Speaker 7 And I woke up, I was upset this morning, and then I looked at a like, you know, a six-month chart, and I realized that when I bought, it was at, you know, the very high, which it was never, ever, that close to being ever before, and probably never will be ever again.

Speaker 7 So I have no one to blame but myself.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I actually

Speaker 3 bought more this morning, so that was pretty stupid. I had that thought, too.

Speaker 7 That's why I looked at the chart. I did some, I did some, you know, the line.
You can just look at the line. It's like, it doesn't seem like it's going to go back up.

Speaker 3 But who knows? Who knows? You know what? Who knows? Do what you want. We're not following.
We need to have Elon. Elon needs to do a tweet, although he said he was off Twitter for a while.
Right.

Speaker 3 because his fucking

Speaker 7 Dave bought out like it's, well, that was my other honesty. I was saying

Speaker 5 Challenger.

Speaker 7 I was thinking about putting on the cool throne.

Speaker 3 I'm not going to do that, though.

Speaker 5 Good news. Are you still holding on Doge? Because Doge is still up 600% from when I bought it.
That's no 8,000% like it used to be.

Speaker 3 I got a lot of Bitcoin, a little bit of Doge, and way too much AMC.

Speaker 7 It's just, you know, I think

Speaker 7 people thought it was a revolution, and I think people weren't realizing it was

Speaker 7 more of a fad.

Speaker 5 The revolution's not over until you say it.

Speaker 5 I'm like the 70-year-old hippie that won't stop doing drugs.

Speaker 3 It turns out that

Speaker 3 starting revolution is very hard. Yeah, very hard.
That's funny.

Speaker 3 You got to have everyone fall in line.

Speaker 5 Starting one's easy. Finishing one.

Speaker 3 Yes, getting one to a completion. What are you going to say?

Speaker 5 You don't know what to do once you're inside the capital.

Speaker 3 Fuck.

Speaker 3 Go back up, AMC. Just do it.
Someone said you bought a glorified snack bar. That hurt my feelings.

Speaker 7 My cool throne is Canada. Oh, yeah? I just Canada, great, great place, great country, great everything.

Speaker 3 Are you mad that Biden won?

Speaker 7 No, I just, you know, I love Canada.

Speaker 3 See you later.

Speaker 7 I just love, I'm just, I was just, you know, thinking about how great Canada was and how much I love and appreciate

Speaker 7 our Canadian stoolies.

Speaker 3 Loyalists, what's up?

Speaker 7 I just, nothing's up.

Speaker 3 What's the Play Bar Stool has a Canada?

Speaker 3 Actually, now that you bring it up, big cat,

Speaker 7 a lot of people have been asking when can you play Play Bar Stool Canada. And starting today, you can ask.

Speaker 5 I got a question for you there, Hanky.

Speaker 5 I'd like to put some wagers on the stool streams. Is that even possible for me up here in Manitoba?

Speaker 7 Well, you can now,

Speaker 7 Gordo, and you can bet on Billy Football in the rough and roundy contest on Friday.

Speaker 5 I say, no way, Jose. No way, sir.

Speaker 3 No way.

Speaker 3 It's not bet. It's free.
It is free. It's free.

Speaker 3 You can win real money. $0.

Speaker 7 You can win $25,000.

Speaker 3 $25,000 loonies.

Speaker 3 I actually don't know what the conversion is. That's crazy.
All right, PFT, what's your hot seat culture?

Speaker 5 Well, my hot seat was going to be hands because people are, their hands are getting

Speaker 5 paper, tiny hands, Alex Smith hands.

Speaker 3 It really sucks for the guy who sold and also does have like extremely small hands. Yeah, yeah.
That's got to really suck.

Speaker 5 Uh-huh. You probably have to be thinking, like, it's my fault.
Yeah. If Drew Locke sold his fucking AMC

Speaker 5 this morning.

Speaker 3 Yeah, David Carr, Darren Carr. My cool throne.

Speaker 5 My cool throne is Staten Island Chuck because everyone's favorite groundhog predicted that we were going to have, what, just two more weeks of winter? Done. So we're done.
We're done. Winter's over.

Speaker 5 We're in the middle of a blizzard right now. Tropical Storm or Winter Storm Ursula or whatever the fuck this is.
That's what it's called.

Speaker 5 It's got a name. They just make up names to get ratings now.
That's how they get you.

Speaker 3 Fuck Punk Satani Phil. That guy sucks.

Speaker 5 He does suck. He's such a piece of shit.
Was it any surprise to anybody that Jeff Lowe knew the name of the off-brand Punk Satani Phil?

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 5 Staten Island Chuck.

Speaker 3 Staten Island Chuck is a real one. I like him.

Speaker 3 I fucks with Chuck.

Speaker 3 I fuck with Chuck. And I want to punt Punksatani Phil to the moon.
Yeah. Right with my Dogecoin.

Speaker 5 Bill de Blasio, go down to Punxatoni, you take care of that.

Speaker 3 Well, that was the thing is.

Speaker 3 Because de Blasio dropped Chuck

Speaker 3 a few years ago. So that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 He killed him? Yeah, he died after. That's why.
So it's a good idea. That's why he's a shutthead, yeah.
So it's a new Chuck. That's why I'm saying that.
So that's why we need de Blasio down there.

Speaker 5 Winterstorm Orlena. Orlena, yeah.
Ursula or Lena, whatever. What's the difference between a woodchuck and a groundhog, by the way?

Speaker 3 No. Nothing.
Nothing? There you go, Billy. Really?

Speaker 5 It's like saying it's like a cougar and a puma. A cougar is...
Okay, a cougar and a.

Speaker 3 A cougar and a pecky is a puma.

Speaker 5 A cougar, a puma, and a mountain lion are all the same thing. Okay.
And

Speaker 5 a dog. How are they different than a beaver? The beaver and the woodpecker.

Speaker 3 Beavers are huge. What's the difference between a dog and a cat?

Speaker 5 Beavers?

Speaker 3 I stumped them? No.

Speaker 3 It's a stupid question.

Speaker 5 Beavers, if you saw a beaver in real life, they're like way, they're not like rodent-sized. They're like actually huge.

Speaker 3 No one thought they were.

Speaker 3 No one thought they were. That beaver was a size big dog.

Speaker 5 No, dude. Like, people think, oh, beaver is probably like this big.
Beavers are.

Speaker 5 I thought a beaver is like about as long as...

Speaker 3 You're thinking the tail. How big is a beaver?

Speaker 3 Bigger than a dog. Like around the dog.
20 pounds. Depends how old she is.
30, 40? Yeah,

Speaker 3 that's what we all thought beavers were.

Speaker 3 Wait, no, I didn't think a beaver was 40.

Speaker 5 American beaver ranges 24 to 71 pounds.

Speaker 3 71 pounds. 71 pound beaver, bro.
That's what I never thought a beaver was like a rat.

Speaker 5 Yeah, but you thought it was like maybe like bigger than a squirrel. This thing's huge.

Speaker 3 No, I thought a beaver was like, yeah, like a small dog.

Speaker 5 71 pounds, that was pretty big.

Speaker 3 That's about where I thought a beaver landed.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 5 I guess you were looking at different beavers than I am.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Listen.

Speaker 5 Beavers, bigger than you think.

Speaker 6 Oh, nice, Billy.

Speaker 3 No, no, I wasn't even. You like your beavers bigger?

Speaker 3 I saw a shirt the other day that was, fuck, what was it?

Speaker 3 Or did you see that?

Speaker 3 Bigger the fupa, tastier the chalopa. I like that.

Speaker 3 Shout out, Chris Christie.

Speaker 3 Shout out, Chris Christie. All right, my hot seat.
Well, my hot seat was going to be Punksatani Phil. Fuck that bitch.
My cool throne is EA Sports and the return of NCAA video game. The best day.

Speaker 3 I haven't seen the internet universally love something more than this game returning. It is so fucking great.
It is going to take like two or three years, which who cares?

Speaker 5 That's the most college football thing, too, to schedule this three years in advance.

Speaker 3 Who cares? It will get here soon enough. Like, you just set it and forget it.
You know what I mean? Like, this was a monumental day. This is a great day.
It felt great.

Speaker 3 And then you'll just forget that it happened. And then, in like two years, be like, hey, guess what? Next month, we get the video.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I'm very excited about it.

Speaker 5 It's so much better than Madden. Madden stinks now.
He played the new Madden.

Speaker 3 If EA was smart, they put Doug's in the game.

Speaker 5 Put some codes in there.

Speaker 3 And thanks to Darren Revelle for that nice backhand accomplish, which I'm not taking any credit because it was, it's the likeness rule, but he tweeted, I hate to say it, but I'm like, why did you hate have it?

Speaker 5 What did he say?

Speaker 3 He was drinking pissy Cheerios today. Yeah, I hate to say it, but Big Cat was like monumental in bringing this game back.
It's like, why'd you have to say you hate to say it?

Speaker 5 Yeah, he's fucking hateful. He's still bitter that, what's her name, left him? Leslie.
He still hasn't tracked her down.

Speaker 3 Three-year-old Leslie.

Speaker 5 But wait, is this going to be the same game? Because I saw some rumors out there that.

Speaker 5 Well, the first thing that stuck out to me after being excited about it was it's not called NCAA football. They called it college football.

Speaker 3 Workshop.

Speaker 5 Are they still going to have, like, University of Notre Dame?

Speaker 3 Are they going to have... Yes.
Yes. Are you sure? Yes.
That's

Speaker 3 going to have the official?

Speaker 5 Yes. Or is it going to be like

Speaker 5 the fry?

Speaker 3 No, it's all the way back. It's all the way back in that respect.
I hope it's not like Madden, though, because Madden, they've made, it's too hard to, like, move everyone, and the game kind of sucked.

Speaker 3 They should just update whatever, the 2014 version. Just make it a little bit nicer.

Speaker 5 But I'm worried that since they're changing the name, it's not going to be the same.

Speaker 3 No, I think the whole whole reason why this is coming back is the likeness deal. Okay.
It's because they actually can do this for real now.

Speaker 5 So I'm excited.

Speaker 3 I'm very excited. Great news.
It really was. I don't remember anything being

Speaker 3 applauded unanimously on Twitter. We got to find the one guy who's like, fuck that game.

Speaker 3 Probably some dude who's yelling about GameStop right now. He's like, all these millennials are going to just waste their life away playing video games and trading stocks.

Speaker 5 Wait, so shouldn't the stock have gone up for GameStop, knowing that the most popular video game thing ever was going to be coming up?

Speaker 3 Additionally, no.

Speaker 5 Those old bastards at the hedge funds don't know entertainment. Billy.
My hot seat is Jose Conseco. I'm going to skull fuck him with my fists.

Speaker 3 But also,

Speaker 5 hot seat, Amazon Jeff Bezos just stepped down as CEO, which is kind of weird as fuck. What? That's just, anyway.

Speaker 3 Something's coming. Yeah, something's coming.

Speaker 5 My cool throne is Pranks and Boobs. A bunch of pranksters went to the Hollywood sign and replaced it with Holly Boob.

Speaker 5 It's just is funny. I love it.
That's awesome.

Speaker 3 Wait, say it again?

Speaker 5 Hollywood. The Hollywood sign.

Speaker 3 Oh, Holly Boob? Yeah, they put boob. That's a W.
That's really.

Speaker 7 It was the chick, the Julia Rose flash at the World Series chick.

Speaker 3 Ah.

Speaker 7 Those are nice people. Just found her lane, yeah.

Speaker 3 Why is Bezos stepping down? I don't know. Were people...

Speaker 3 Are there like business people who are like, yeah, if you didn't see this coming, you're not following business. Well, guess what? I'm not.

Speaker 5 He's going to focus full-time on developing more dogs, more robot dogs that are going to kill us all. He's going to take over the world.

Speaker 3 That would actually be a boss move. Like, I'd respect that if Jeff Bees was like, I am stepping down from Amazon to take over the world.

Speaker 3 See you bitches in the third fiscal quarter.

Speaker 5 Just cool throwing Quinn Meniers. He posted a video of dunking, which is sick at 300 pounds.

Speaker 3 Okay, nice.

Speaker 5 Nice.

Speaker 5 Billy Specs Mass.

Speaker 3 All right.

Speaker 3 Did you have anything, Jake?

Speaker 3 Yeah,

Speaker 5 Hot State France, the Olympic basketball schedule came out and U.S. plays France first.

Speaker 3 Oh, beat the crap out of them.

Speaker 5 Can we please put Vince Carter on that team? Just for that one game. Just so that he can teabag another seven-foot team.

Speaker 3 He's definitely in shape enough.

Speaker 5 And then cool throwing Vince Young. He's returning to Texas.

Speaker 3 He has. Yeah, I saw that.

Speaker 5 Forget the exact role, but not a coach.

Speaker 3 Dude around.

Speaker 5 Yeah, he's basically had that role at Texas for like three of the first time.

Speaker 3 I think he was a coach and they brought him back.

Speaker 5 No, they always come up with a new title form. He's like

Speaker 5 quarterback. Special assistant in athletic department.
Yeah, quarterback in emeritus.

Speaker 3 Yeah, that works.

Speaker 3 emeritus that's like the best thing to that's the best job to have if you're a legend at uh yeah you're always welcome right exactly uh bagman well why would you say that about vince recurring guest sorry very rude uh all right let's get to our interviews let's do cousin south first and then we'll have ozzie gean right after that What's up, guys?

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Speaker 5 And now, here's Cousin Sal.

Speaker 3 Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest. It is Cousin Sal.
He has a book out. The book is You Can't Lose Them All, Tales of a Degenerate Gambler and His Ridiculous Friends.

Speaker 3 Cousin Sal, it's great to have you on. I want to thank you first and foremost for not sending us your book so we don't have to pretend that we actually read it.

Speaker 8 It's just easier this way, right?

Speaker 3 Yeah, you're the first person I think we've ever had on who's pitching a book that didn't even attempt, like you didn't even ask, like, hey, what's your address? Let me send a couple. No, no, no, no.

Speaker 3 We're just going to pretend, you know, that we're going to read it someday, but everyone else is going to buy it.

Speaker 8 You got me back by sending me the Zoom link through this interview 45 seconds before we started. So I guess it's tit for tat.

Speaker 3 Keep you on your toes. You're the king of pranks.

Speaker 5 Why don't you just, why don't you describe describe the cover for us? Because that's all we were going to read anyways.

Speaker 8 Yeah, the cover is me giving away my baby, losing a blackjack hand, but everyone is confused. They think the baby is being handed to me by the dealer, and they're not looking at the cards.

Speaker 8 So already I can't get off on the right foot with the cover. But yeah, that's it.
That's all you need to know.

Speaker 5 But that would almost be worse if you lost a blackjack hand and your punishment was here. You have to raise this child.
Yeah.

Speaker 8 Yes, that's true. That's a good point.
Yeah. We need to look into that.

Speaker 3 Are there pictures in this book?

Speaker 8 Yeah, I was thinking, I was like, God, I have so many damn pictures. Don't people wouldn't rather people rather see pictures than read? Reading is terrible, right? It just sucks.

Speaker 8 And I don't, I don't recommend anyone begin with my book, but yeah, I had like uh four pages of pictures, and there's like six on each page. And I'm like, why don't we do 20 pages of pictures?

Speaker 8 They're like, oh no, that's that's not cost-efficient at all. So, yeah, sorry, you just get to see my big fat grandmother playing um uh playing the slot machine.
So what's that?

Speaker 3 I also see that you have the forward by Jimmy Kimmel. So credit to you for going outside your circle for that one.

Speaker 8 Huge. You know, my agent met him in Aspen and they hit it off.
And I was like, hey, can you call in a favor? Yeah, no, it was one of those things where.

Speaker 8 Jimmy would have been very upset if I didn't ask him. But yes, he did a good job slamming me left and right.

Speaker 5 He had you on his show for the first time, right? It's been like 18 years and he finally finally invited you on. What's up with that?

Speaker 8 I've been doing pranks for him forever and even on radio before then, but that was, in fact, the first time I sat down and got interviewed by him for like six minutes.

Speaker 8 We ended up cutting out like two and a half minutes worth of inside stuff that made him cringe, but I think what was left was decent.

Speaker 3 So

Speaker 3 speaking of the pranks, do you walk around the offices of Jimmy Kim Alive and everyone just flinches?

Speaker 8 Yeah,

Speaker 8 it's pretty crazy. But yeah, over the years, I've had my certain, you you know, now with every, everyone's very touchy.
So I had about six or seven marks that I can continually go back to.

Speaker 8 In fact, I once did a no prank prank in which the cameras just followed me around and people were flinging out because as soon as they saw them and like I have a piece of pizza just to give to my friend Brad who like kicked it out of my hand and he got nuts.

Speaker 8 I imagine it's like that at your office too. Just a lot of shenanigans.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I heard that you're

Speaker 5 you're the sober guy, so you don't drink, you don't smoke, but you hang around people who do.

Speaker 8 And then at the end of the night they're easy marks for you that's that's kind of bullshit that's kind of batting practice oh is it really yeah well i i don't i i'm not uh you know it's not totally selfless like i i have too many ices i eat like a slob and i gamble and what if i drink like i don't know i want to i want to stay alive another six or seven years at least so it's uh it's mostly because and i'm not fun when i when i drink either but um yeah i like to have my my wits about i'm told that at one point you uh you threw a piece of ham across the room and hit Dave Damaschek in the face, just like sniped him, absolutely drilled him with it.

Speaker 5 Did you intentionally choose ham or did you think about going for like a harder meet, like a salami?

Speaker 8 You know, it's funny. I did have an assortment of cold cuts and people were sleeping on a plane.
And I thought that was, you talk about rude. And, you know, I think you got to be up.

Speaker 8 You got to be awake and aware. And yeah, I went down the roads and threw assorted salamis at people and Dave got the ham.

Speaker 3 Lucky for him. Usually when we have guests on, I'll look up old tweets and mean things that I said about them.

Speaker 3 But I got to give you credit because I went to try to find it and all I had was from 2014. I wrote, how the hell did cousin Sal end up on Sports Center? That guy has a dream life of just being a guy.

Speaker 3 Oh, that's not. That's not terrible.
Yeah. Right?

Speaker 3 And I actually, you just said it. I mean, I think that we might be cousins because the way you described it is like, you know, I don't really drink myself.

Speaker 3 My vices are eating like a slob and gambling as well.

Speaker 3 Do you bet on all sports? Because I know you talk NFL all the time, but are you, are you actually gambling on college basketball every night? Because that is the

Speaker 3 best slash worst sport to gamble on.

Speaker 8 It's terrible. And are you guys nervous about like the next six weeks? Like we're, we're in the dog days, right? Like before the NCAA tournament to the Super Bowl.
I mean, I hate that.

Speaker 8 I hate that we have to do podcasts on this for hours and fill time and pretend that I care about if LeBron's going to win an MVP or not. But yeah, I bet everything.
I bet hot dog eating contests.

Speaker 8 We're with legitimate books now that don't recognize award shows betting and hot dog eating contests. But yeah, I'm all over the place with that stuff.

Speaker 3 When I was in the hot dog eating competition, I cashed the over for everyone for 11 and a half. You did, right? Yeah, in the Nathans.

Speaker 3 I love this time. I disagree with you.
So that actually

Speaker 3 I'm going to maybe pull your gambling card there.

Speaker 3 I think February, when you're betting like Providence versus Marquette and 19-year-olds are trying to make big decisions with 30 seconds left, and teams foul, and then they stop fouling, and then there's no rhyme or reason.

Speaker 3 I love that stuff. That's my favorite.
All right.

Speaker 8 You know what it is? I think I'm just so depressed that football's over. It takes me a couple of weeks to rejuvenate.
And it doesn't really start until March.

Speaker 8 Which hot dog eating contest was it? How many years ago was it?

Speaker 3 I was in Nathan's in 2015, 16 16.

Speaker 8 peta attacked me with fake blood covered me in fake blood that's right i remember that yeah yeah i think i wrote a terrible tweet about you then let me let me look it up let me see if there's a no no i didn't i bet that i bet that hot dog game contest and i bet that exact one i bet joey chestnut who obviously won right i bet that the winner would have under 72 and a half hot dogs consumed um ESPN is showing 64 after 10 minutes.

Speaker 8 I'm celebrating. Finally, you know, I bet something something you have to bet baseball this summer, it sucks.

Speaker 8 I went and then that carnival barker idiot interviews him afterwards and he's like, oh, 64 hot dogs, it was enough, not your best. And he's like, actually, they forgot a plate.
I ate 74.

Speaker 8 And they're like, 74, a new record. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait a minute. They're not going to check this? Really? That's it.
He wanted, you could just say whatever you want.

Speaker 3 See, like, yeah, you should have. I think you started following me a couple years ago.

Speaker 3 You might not have been following me back then, but I was, so I was backstage with Joey Chestnut and I was like, what's the deal today like how are we feeling and he said that the humidity was perfect and they were fast buns he said that exact quote fast buns which i i didn't know that was a real thing but apparently it is so he kind of called his shot backstage he's like yeah today's the day like it's not too hot not too cold fast buns i already see them so yeah you got i mean you should have just you should have done your research really that's your fault oh damn It's so funny because I do research on stuff like that for like the anthem, the length of the anthem in the Super Bowl.

Speaker 8 It's going to be over or under. And I've actually had tips before from publicists who represent certain singers and they're like, oh, it's going way over the rehearsal.

Speaker 8 There's six people in this rehearsal. She went for it.
And it was, it ended up being bum advice. So I don't even know what to do anymore.

Speaker 5 That was bullshit a couple years ago when the singer sang the word brave twice and then they stopped it after the first time she ended the word brave.

Speaker 3 That's the type of thing.

Speaker 5 Like, how do you appeal that?

Speaker 8 It's the most controversial of all the Super Bowl pops because not only what you just said with the start and stop with brave, but also you're depending on the network and the director because oftentimes they'll cut to the fighter jets overhead while the performer saying brave and you're like, all right, was that four seconds?

Speaker 8 Was that 11 seconds? I have no idea.

Speaker 3 So it's a good one to stay away from. Well, not to out degenerate you here, cousin Sal, but like you, I mean, this is pretty much my book.
I should have written this book, but I actually,

Speaker 3 before Barstall Sportsbook, I sing the rough and rowdy. We have a fight league.
I sing the national anthem and they put out a line for it.

Speaker 3 And I made sure I held all the notes as long as possible so everyone could cash the over.

Speaker 3 And then they stopped doing that forever. They're like, we can never do this again.

Speaker 3 Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 8 That's good thinking.

Speaker 5 Well, at least this February, there's going to be FCS football. So we're going to, people forgot about that.
They delayed their season

Speaker 5 until the end of the FBS. And so we're going to get like James Madison.
We're going to get like all the New England schools and the small ones.

Speaker 5 So we're going to be able to at least have football on Saturday afternoons to gamble on.

Speaker 3 It might not be what you'd want to be better than, but it should tide you over. Yeah.

Speaker 8 Yeah, you're right. I'll take that.
I do feel with this is different because it's college. You're right.
But I do feel with like the fringe leagues that they try to start up in the spring. I get

Speaker 8 excited. And then like one, two weeks in, I'm like, who the hell am I even rooting for? There's not even a he hate me to latch on to.
Yes.

Speaker 3 Yeah. All right.

Speaker 8 I'll try to get February going.

Speaker 3 So what's your worst beat of all time?

Speaker 8 You know, there was one I had

Speaker 8 Oklahoma State money line, ridiculous money line. They were minus 17.
So it was on a parlay. It was like minus 3,000, but I needed them the cash over Central Michigan.

Speaker 8 And it doesn't get worse than this. Tell me, Mason Rudolph has the ball up four with four seconds left in the fourth quarter.
How do you lose that?

Speaker 8 He threw a pass that was deemed grounding. Somehow, Central Michigan got the ball back and came down on a crazy, you know, 75 lateral play.
And I lost. And I don't know.

Speaker 8 Can you beat up four with the ball in fourth quarter and four seconds left?

Speaker 3 But that's maxion. When you get max schools involved,

Speaker 3 that actually isn't even a bad beat because max schools will always have that random thing happen to them. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 3 Those Tuesday, Wednesday night games, like you, when you watch them, it's the unexpected.

Speaker 3 I almost expect that to happen.

Speaker 8 You're right. They shouldn't take those games off the board.
It's almost unfair.

Speaker 3 All right. So that one, any other big ones? I mean, you know,

Speaker 8 the hot dog eating contest I mentioned, they're dumb ones. I bet La La La Land, I mean, the worst beats are the ones where you're told you won and you lost, right?

Speaker 8 I bet La La Land, I had on a four-leg parlay with the best actress, supporting actor, director. I just needed La La Land.
Jimmy Kimmel, my cousin, was hosting the Oscars on backstage.

Speaker 8 And all of a sudden, you know, three producers with... ponytails, men running around scared.
They're like, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, there's a problem here.

Speaker 8 So while Kimmel and the writers are celebrating a job well done, I'm like putting my fist through a wall because I got my La La Land win taken away when they gave it to Moonlight. So that's a bad one.

Speaker 8 I had the pass interference one. I had a lot on that Saints Rams game.
They make a rule for whenever they change a rule because you got screwed. I think that's a bad beat on the pass interference.

Speaker 8 Then it became renewable, and then it wasn't. What are some of your guys? It's tough.

Speaker 5 Well, real quick, was the Oscars, was that just a Jimmy Kimmel prank? Was this like an elaborate ruse where he was just fucking with you?

Speaker 8 I looked around. Believe me, I looked around for the lipstick cameras and there didn't seem to be any.
And yeah, to this day, I still wonder.

Speaker 3 My worst was the Utah versus Duke game in 2015 in the NCAA tournament, and

Speaker 3 they brought them back out to shoot free throws. So it's kind of like what you're saying.
When it's over, I had Utah plus, I don't know, six, five or six. If I go look it up, it's funny.

Speaker 3 I'll look it up just to remind myself sometimes. And then all the stories that were written are just my tweets embedded just bitching about the refs and being like, this is a travesty.

Speaker 3 I can't believe this happened. That's when you know you got a bad beat when it's just, you just relive yourself through the whole thing.
Yeah.

Speaker 8 Well, and also think about now. So now you can live bet events and games, right? So what would the live bet line be on Utah after you basically won? Like

Speaker 8 you basically wouldn't have it, right? You wouldn't be able to live bet the other side. So to me, those are the ones where it's 0% chance the other way where you could start and screaming.

Speaker 5 That reminds me of a game that we play on this show every week. We call it it what's the spread.

Speaker 5 So do you want to play some what's the spread with us?

Speaker 3 We'll do some Super Bowl props. We'll do some props.
Okay. So you tell us, we're going to, no cheating, and he's PFT is going to say it, and then you're going to say what's the spread.
Okay.

Speaker 3 All right. A safety to be spread.
Wait, wait, hold on, hold on. I don't think you understand the rules.
Do you get the rules?

Speaker 8 I don't know if I get the rules. I've been doing this

Speaker 8 exact bit for 13 years.

Speaker 3 All right.

Speaker 3 I think it's fun.

Speaker 5 What's the spread? What are you talking about?

Speaker 3 You've been doing what's the spread?

Speaker 8 What's the spread is a much catchier title than Guest the Lions. But yeah, What's the Spread is Guest the Lines?

Speaker 3 Why would you ever call it Guest the Line What's the Spread?

Speaker 8 Talk about Academy Awards right now.

Speaker 8 What are some of the props you like?

Speaker 8 It's early for this. I feel, have you guys figured out how you've done in Tom Brady's Super Bowls? Because I think I'm like, I think I'm two and seven.

Speaker 3 Well, I had the over in the Rams Patriots Super Bowl. That was one of my finest moments.

Speaker 3 And I still,

Speaker 3 you know what? I still, I remember while watching that game, I was like, if they just get one touchdown either side, this thing will break open. And then it ended like 13 to 3 or something.

Speaker 3 Yeah, that was bad.

Speaker 5 I definitely had the Broncos against the Seahawks in the Super Bowl. That was a tough one.

Speaker 3 But at least it was over quick.

Speaker 3 Yeah, at least it was over fast.

Speaker 8 Yeah, I don't know. I can't

Speaker 8 betting on him or against him. I have trouble with Brady.
Like I said, I think two out of nine. I definitely had Atlanta, and it was worse than losing just 28-3.
I had three and a half.

Speaker 8 I bought the hook. So even if the Patriots pull off the impossible and go to overtime, I could still win if they kick a field goal.
But no, right down the field and

Speaker 8 running play to score.

Speaker 3 Well, there's always a thing, too.

Speaker 3 I guess it's different this year because Brady's on the Bucs, but there was a thing at the end with the Patriots where it was a double loss because if you went against the Patriots, and you lost, you would feel extra dumb because everyone would just reply and be like, dude, how'd you go against Brady and Belichick?

Speaker 3 Like, that's what I bet on them against the Titans when they, you know, his last game as a Patriot because I was thinking to myself, sometimes you'll bet things where you'll say, I just don't want to look stupid.

Speaker 3 And then sometimes, like Sunday night, we both loved the Bills. And boy, did we look stupid.
Like, everyone just trashing us on Twitter.

Speaker 3 That's a look stupid when you bet against Patrick Mahomes only giving three points. You look back and you're like, what the fuck was I thinking?

Speaker 8 Right, but which is the look stupid side, right?

Speaker 8 Bet against the better team, which is obviously the Chiefs or betting against Brady like oh that's stupid why did you bet against Brady in the Super Bowl so I don't know I just don't think he'll embarrass himself if I can get three and a half and they're down nine in the fourth like we got a shot at a backdoor cover or something right yeah well just give me a look on um on the coin toss you bet the coin toss you have to bet the coin toss by the way I you know, forget about

Speaker 8 whatever your company you're affiliated. They now have heads.

Speaker 3 It's called Barstool Sportsman. It's not hard to figure that out.

Speaker 8 No, no no i'm saying in general people forget about what you uh where you go but uh you could bet heads or tails or you could bet will the coin toss be picked correctly yeah and so now i'm trying to figure out every variation of that parlay and uh so i'll you know i lose thousands before the kickoff there we go i go heads i like that i like like parlaying the coin toss that's next level stuff right there so you can go

Speaker 5 will the team pick it correctly what is the result going to be and will the team that wins the coin toss win the game you can do a three-legged parlay and get rich just on that yeah that's a third level I forgot about that you also you also seem to me like

Speaker 3 another similarity between us is that you you bet a lot of favorites like and I do you think that the people are wired like our producer Hank he loves betting big money line dogs and just rubbing it in our face like he had Poirier money line against McGregor and he was the only one we're all at the sports book he's the only one who had it do you think that it's something you're just born with?

Speaker 3 Either you're like the big balls on the table money line, you know, plus 400 guy, or you're a scaredy cat like me and you parlaying a million favorites, hoping it hits?

Speaker 8 No, I parlay a million favorites. And it's basically, and I'm not going to say I'm better than this at anyone else, but I've been bitten the ass.

Speaker 8 I feel like all through college, I would bet underdogs. And

Speaker 8 they wouldn't cover or they would lose or something. And I'm like, you know what? These teams play to win games, right?

Speaker 8 So I'd rather have a good quarterback on a big money line parlay, Oklahoma State aside, but I'd rather parlay like four or five of them together over a Saturday or Sunday and try.

Speaker 8 They're all trying just to win. They're not trying to win by six or seven.
So I would do that.

Speaker 8 Otherwise, you're rooting for some shit head quarterback on an inferior team in the fourth quarter to score a touchdown, to bring it within four or something.

Speaker 5 Do you ever get involved in the really stupid ones, which I'm admittedly, I like to do this sometimes?

Speaker 8 You bet that there won't be a safety and I think that pays out like minus 1600 or something along those lines absolutely I mean I can't think of too many examples that's an excellent one the one thing about the safety is they don't adjust that they don't um it happened like twice in three years the super bowl you talked about right uh the the denver right off the bat the high snap and there was a safety There was another one oh when Brady got called for intentional grounding.

Speaker 8 That was the only call ever against him in the history of the sport against the Giants. That was a safety.
And they didn't change it. I don't know what the odds are.

Speaker 8 Was it like that was for first score though? So I think that was like 35 to one. It has nothing to do with algorithm.

Speaker 8 They keep it at 35 to one, regardless if it has happens five times in a row or never. So yeah, but to answer your question, I'm all over that stuff.

Speaker 3 I mean, that stuff is

Speaker 3 the fun things to like bet on, just especially the Super Bowl.

Speaker 5 Yeah, and if it's happened so often recently, it's not going to happen again. I know that's not at all how probability works, but at least in my brain, that's definitely how it is.

Speaker 5 It's like the safest time to fly is right after a plane crash.

Speaker 8 Fact. That's right.
That's how I think. I think even like even a smaller sample size, oh, the underdog covered in the NFC championship game, the Chiefs are going to dominate now, right?

Speaker 3 Like

Speaker 8 it's stupid to think that way, but I've zigzagged so many times before.

Speaker 3 No, they're all related. It absolutely is true.
They're all related.

Speaker 3 The wild card round this year was a perfect example.

Speaker 3 We have a friend who's a big Steelers fan, and I was before the Bears game started, I told him, if the Bears lose this game, the Steelers are going to lose because one of these favorites has to lose outright.

Speaker 3 So I was like, this is going to happen. So you better be rooting for the Bears to win.
Otherwise, you have 0% chance. I absolutely believe in that stuff.

Speaker 8 It's ridiculous that it works out that way. But if you look back in history, that is exactly how it plays out.

Speaker 5 What did you think about the Nickelodeon game? That's one that I bet on the Bears when I was watching it. And it's like insult to injury when you're getting slimed and losing a bet at the same time.

Speaker 8 Yeah, I'm with you. I was in the Nickelodeon thing for like 20 minutes, and then I'm like, I want to hear Romo.

Speaker 8 This is nice for kids. And I get what they're doing.

Speaker 5 You would want to hear Romo.

Speaker 3 You like Romo? He named his son Romo. I'll shout with you.
You like Romo?

Speaker 8 Oh, this interview is about to end abruptly. Yeah, I'm friendly with Tony Romo.

Speaker 3 Oh, great. Can you tell him to just fucking chill out once in a while?

Speaker 8 What's it? Why? Who did he root against?

Speaker 3 No, he didn't root against anyone. He's great at explaining the game.
It's when he makes his sounds, when he does the,

Speaker 3 I don't know, Jim,

Speaker 3 and he just gets super, super like excited. That's when we're like, hey, just let it breathe a little, Tony.

Speaker 8 Hold on. You are going after someone for being excitable, showing emotion, and then analyzing a game? Well, this is really what you're doing?

Speaker 3 Too much. He plays it on a little film.
It's called letting the game speak for itself. Let it breathe.
Yeah, let it breathe.

Speaker 3 Joe Buck lets the announcement, you know, you can hear the crowd.

Speaker 3 You can feel the ambiance. He lets the moment speak for itself.
Sometimes Tony Romo will interrupt the moment.

Speaker 8 Well, Joe Buck is a play-by-play guy, and he's the, I don't know, I feel like the $10 million paycheck leads me to think that he might be doing some things right.

Speaker 3 Also, you think Goodell's doing a great job, too, because he makes $40 million.

Speaker 8 I actually do. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Oh, really?

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 5 What about Mike McCarthy? Are you of the mindset like you're just lining up the next coach already?

Speaker 5 Or if Sean Payton, we haven't had that rumor going in a while that Sean Payton is going to move to Dallas after this season, New Orleans.

Speaker 5 Like, are you all in on McCarthy like Jerry Jones, or are you like, get this guy out of here?

Speaker 8 You know,

Speaker 8 I'm going to cut him some slack because whenever the starting quarterback gets hurt, although things didn't look promising, you know, those first few games when he was there coaching-wise, but I'm such a Jason Garrett hater that I need

Speaker 8 this guy could do crap for two years and I would be fine. I really would.

Speaker 8 But boy, that you talk about there's a lot of coaches who have been trampled for not going for it on fourth and one. McCarthy's the only one who went for it this year and got crapped for it.

Speaker 8 It was fourth and 12 that Thanksgiving play, which I'm still sick and vomiting up cranberries from. But yeah, the game may have passed them by, but I'm willing to give him another year.

Speaker 5 Yeah, and I mean, I was out on him, and then he started smashing watermelons and then all of a sudden the entire season seemed to turn around.

Speaker 3 That was bullshit, Sal. You know that.

Speaker 3 Like, as a gambler, my two biggest bets I probably lost this year were when the Cowboys decided to smash a watermelon before the game, and then they came out and looked like fucking Super Bowl champs.

Speaker 3 That shit's not fair from a gambler's perspective.

Speaker 8 I don't like it at all either. I don't know what to tell you.
Don't bet the Cowboys. I have like 24 teams that I can't bet anymore, and the Cowboys are one of them.

Speaker 3 We had Jeffrey Ross on the show a few months ago. It might have been a year ago.

Speaker 3 Do you think that you went too far in the prank war?

Speaker 8 No.

Speaker 8 What?

Speaker 8 He's the Roastmaster General, and all of a sudden

Speaker 8 there's rules.

Speaker 8 There's some kind of cat of the brochure we have to check for rules in terms of pranking and and jokes and roast no i think it i think it was great he had the lowest combined score ever for a dancer why did he think why did he believe me when i told him he was safe um that that's that's what everyone should be focusing on yeah he was crushed like when we we brought it up to him you could tell he he was still kind of hurt it took a good six months did he tell you the whole story like how tom cruise had to bring us together cruise was at kimmel's house and watching football and we did it basically like a trial and we both played our case.

Speaker 8 And he's like, why don't you both just grow up already? And his mother was involved and everything. It was weird.
But yeah,

Speaker 8 back then, like Kimmel had the heads up as to who was going to be kicked off of dancing with the stars because he then had to interview them an hour later. It was like a prerequisite for

Speaker 8 ABC. So that's why Ross was reaching out to me.
And that's why he believed when I said he was safe.

Speaker 8 Like I said, he was a terrible, terrible dancer. Why he thought he had a chance is beyond me.

Speaker 3 What's the setup like at Jimmy's house on a a Sunday? Do you guys still do that?

Speaker 8 Well, we took a break this year. Actually, we're at Corolla's warehouse now.
And we haven't in the last few weeks because of all the craziness with the virus.

Speaker 8 But yeah, he has a warehouse full of classic cars once owned by Paul Newman. And outside of that area, he has a giant screen TV and we

Speaker 8 split it into the eight boxes and we watch and he makes us rewind commercials and then he analyzes the commercials for 43 minutes and we end up behind watching the games.

Speaker 8 It takes us some 14 hours to watch six hours worth of games, but it's a lot of fun.

Speaker 3 Who's the biggest jinx there? Who's the guy who like will either be the biggest mush or the minute he starts talking about how his bets are doing, everything reverses?

Speaker 8 It's probably my friend Brad, who is, he's, you know, he's already, he's like 45 years old, but behaves like a 12-year-old. He shows up with all kinds of candy from 7-Eleven and like tiki punch.

Speaker 8 And he's, yeah, he's basically got the same bets as us and rooting him on. And then he'll like crash at like 10:30, 11:30 in the morning because he's all hopped up on sugar.

Speaker 8 And we don't hear from him. And yeah, miraculously, like you point out, our team starts doing well until he wakes up again.
And then it's downhill. But yeah, he is most from Bronxdale.

Speaker 5 I love that you guys have kind of just collected a bunch of guys out there.

Speaker 5 Like your group of friends, it's like the West Coast Adam Sandlers, where it's like, once you're in our group, we're just going to have you around because we like hanging out with you.

Speaker 5 And you'll be involved on camera stuff, off-camera stuff. Who's the weirdest guy that you've collected?

Speaker 8 God, that is so tough.

Speaker 3 You know, probably

Speaker 8 there's Brad, there's probably, there's my friend Harry, who I met in college, and he really stepped up my gambling game.

Speaker 8 You know, we used to

Speaker 8 bet. We got in bad with the local bookie, but luckily the guy was also ran the rec league, 13-year-old basketball.
And

Speaker 8 he liked us.

Speaker 8 So he's like, like you guys could ref basketball games if you want we'll pay you at six dollars a game and i'm like great i i would still be reffing the games to try to pay off the hundreds of dollars it could have been millions it didn't matter i didn't have the money and uh so harry and i are refing and then harry we got bored and we started betting each other on the games that we're reffing and so they would be like phantom travel calls and and you know uh uh everything and charges and foul and the parents were getting mad like oftentimes they would follow us out and we didn't have a car they followed us as much as they wanted to walk because we're walking home after the games.

Speaker 8 And eventually, the bookie's like, all right, we're not doing this anymore.

Speaker 8 We got fired from that.

Speaker 3 So this is a real question. Like, you've had an incredible career, you know, working with your cousin Jimmy.
You've been, you've done SmackDown. You know, you have the podcast with Simmons on Mondays.

Speaker 3 What is it? What's the key to you being successful at what you do and being the guy who, you know, I read my tweet, like, just being a guy?

Speaker 3 Because I think there is something to it that even though you've had all this success, you're a very relatable guy.

Speaker 8 I think it's the same with you guys. And I watch you watching games and you have the feed and there's, you're, you're nervous watching games.

Speaker 8 Like, I try not to be anything that I'm not, you know, like I'm, I maybe don't win 50% of the time, right? I'm not going to go out there and tell people, follow my picks. I win 59% of the time.

Speaker 8 You'll clear 14 units. Like, that's nonsense.
You know, you get like these stat heads and you put them on TV and it looks like they're shooting shooting like a hostage video.

Speaker 8 There's no personality and it's just not real. It's just like, you know, I like what you guys do.
I like what I do. I sit there, we bemoan our losses.

Speaker 8 We talk about it on Monday, like, oh, we got crushed. Like, yeah, I don't know.
I also think people want to hear about losses more than they do wins, right? Because it's more, it's right.

Speaker 8 It's more in their lane. And it's just,

Speaker 8 it rings true for some reason.

Speaker 5 Yeah. Also, people just love feeling smarter than us.
And so we give them ample material to work with on that side.

Speaker 5 Like, you don't want to, you don't want to watch somebody on TV TV and feel inferior to that person.

Speaker 5 If anything, you want to do the exact opposite where you're like, that guy's an idiot, but I'm going to tune in to watch how dumb he is.

Speaker 8 Right, exactly. I think there's something to that, too.

Speaker 3 And owning your losses is big, too, because there is a lot of people on TV, they'll... try to call their shot and then they'll pivot and they'll be like, well, I wasn't really wrong.

Speaker 3 I think it's funnier when you, like, I don't want to be wrong. I don't want to lose.
I lose a lot.

Speaker 3 But for instance, back to the AFC championship game, I mean, we were PFT had Mahomes in the hospital and I had the Bills winning by double digits.

Speaker 3 So then when the game happens, we could not have like gotten it collectively more wrong. And I think people enjoy that a little bit, even though I didn't enjoy losing the bet.

Speaker 3 But it was kind of funny watching everything we predicted go the exact opposite way.

Speaker 8 But you know what's great about that? And I really, I came to a come to Jesus moment about it, just like last week.

Speaker 8 I'm like, for the most part, you could be wrong seven weeks in a row and people will still listen to you.

Speaker 8 You could yell and scream about week eight, about the, you know, about the Chiefs in the Super Bowl, even though you came off a terrible prediction.

Speaker 8 It's like, wow, you're not going to, you're not going to, for the most part, lose listeners or viewers as a result. And we're in a pretty good business in that regard.

Speaker 3 Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 5 You work with one of my favorite musicians. I guess you can call him a musician, singer of all time, Dickie Barrett from the Boston.

Speaker 3 He's the best.

Speaker 5 Does he just, can he turn the voice on and off? Because I know he's the announcer.

Speaker 5 And when I hear him announcing for the show, he doesn't have that, he doesn't do the thing where he's like gargling his entire throat while he's saying it.

Speaker 5 Does he just have like a switch that he turns?

Speaker 8 You know what's funny about that? In the beginning, many years ago, when he started as the announcer, he wouldn't do it. He's like,

Speaker 8 Jimmy Campbell. And our agent, James Baby Dahl Dixon, said, baby, you can't do that.
It's late at night.

Speaker 8 People are trying to fall asleep, which is a weird advice to give, you know, to someone who's starting a

Speaker 8 first. Yeah, people are trying to sleep during this talk show, but Dickie was insulted, but then realized that that was the right call.
And I think it saved his voice.

Speaker 8 I mean, he actually lost his voice probably in 1993, but it saved what was left of his voice for a while. But yeah, Dickie's a great guy, a lot of fun.

Speaker 3 So I haven't seen you tweet in support of the Ringer Union. What's up with that?

Speaker 3 Good question, buddy.

Speaker 5 Well, I got another gotcha question for you. One of your, I guess you'd call him a co-worker constantly, I guess you could say he appeals to the dumbest, most ignorant people on the planet Earth.

Speaker 5 And I'm just curious if you ever get sick of Russillo talking about weightlifting so much.

Speaker 8 I love it. I love the misdirect.

Speaker 3 What are you talking about?

Speaker 3 What are you talking about? We're talking about Russillo. He's a good friend of mine.

Speaker 5 Who are you talking about? Who are you talking about?

Speaker 8 I'm talking about to shoot Foxbet Live. I really thought you were going another way about it.

Speaker 3 Rachel Bonetta. No, yeah, I know.
And

Speaker 3 we know Todd Furman. He's a straight shooter.

Speaker 8 Rosillo's fine. Good enough guy.

Speaker 8 I would tell you a couple of things about the other one that you were alluding to.

Speaker 3 Who's that? I don't know who you're talking about.

Speaker 5 Matt Damon. Okay.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Matt Damon.
Matt Damon.

Speaker 3 Do you hang out with Matt Damon routinely? Are you just like hanging out with him?

Speaker 8 No, not routinely. I've gone to a couple concerts with him, and he's been to Jimmy's house and,

Speaker 8 you know, pro wrestling. You know, it is K-Fab.

Speaker 8 It's not true. They don't hate each other as much as they lead on on television.
But good guy, Matt Damon. And I hate all the Boston stuff.

Speaker 8 Believe me, I've had enough of all the Boston people, but he's a good guy.

Speaker 3 What's the most star-studded like Sunday afternoon at Jimmy's house? Like, was there ever a moment where you looked around? I was like, what the hell? There's...

Speaker 8 this many people here like and they're all a-listers i think it um it was that day that tom cruise was there i think affleck there was a Super Bowl where there was Affleck and

Speaker 8 Damon and a few others, but the Tom Cruise thing was really, really nuts. It was, I mean, he's not, everyone was showing off in front of him.
Corolla has this touchdown dance.

Speaker 8 It's now since been replicated, but he does a thing where he's pretending to read a newspaper and then drops a football from his anus. And so we've kind of seen it, but I swear to you, Corolla.

Speaker 8 brought that into

Speaker 8 the site guide like 25 years ago. And he auditioned this for tom cruise and his mother and i don't think they knew what the hell to do about it

Speaker 3 wait it was tom cruise's mom tom brought his mom to the super bowl party she was there yeah tom cruise's mother was there oh man um all right so i know you got to go in a minute so you can't lose them all is out now go buy the book forward by jimmy kimmel not not that's not a name drop that's just who wrote the forward um so give us this on the way out one tip that you give in the book that you didn't send to us that we were never going to read.

Speaker 3 And then one Super Bowl prop bet that you've already got, you know, circled.

Speaker 8 Yeah.

Speaker 8 The tip is don't hedge.

Speaker 3 Hedging's for gardeners.

Speaker 8 Hedgings for gardeners, but I go through like four steps of what people, you know, like if you, if you're a homeless man, you find a ticket for $10,000 on the Chiefs to win the Super Bowl.

Speaker 8 Like maybe collect enough cans so that you could hedge that way. But otherwise, don't ever do it.
It's not worth it. It's just another extra bet that you're going to lose.

Speaker 8 Super Bowl prop, Kelsey, first touchdown. That guy's ridiculous.
I mean, you go over seven and a half receptions. He has eight with six minutes left in the second quarter.

Speaker 8 So he's getting shovel passes, bowling ball passes from the two-yard line. I like that at seven to one or 750.

Speaker 3 I like that as well.

Speaker 5 Yeah, that's good. What about color Gatorade? Do you lean one way or the other?

Speaker 8 You know, it's funny. They don't have clear listed, but

Speaker 8 orange and red, which used to be one color, is now split into two because of the uniforms. But I go clear.

Speaker 8 People are showing mercy on their coaches lately, and they're pouring water

Speaker 8 instead of the sticky stuff. So if you can find clear, go for it.

Speaker 3 I'm just going to wait till there's some rumor.

Speaker 3 You know, I feel like the Gatorade every year, come Monday or Tuesday of Super Bowl week, there's some rumor of some guy who knows some guy who's on the practice squad who's like, we always use this, and then just go opposite of whatever that ends up being.

Speaker 3 Something will always like blue. I think purple last year ended up being even money.
It's like, how is purple even money?

Speaker 5 It was a hot tip.

Speaker 3 It makes no sense.

Speaker 8 Yeah, right, right. Oh, no, no.
That was the prince year, though, right? The prince is a Colbean prince, right? Or something?

Speaker 3 No. Well, yeah, well, I don't know why last year.
Last year just beat happened. Like, every, I had so many people hit me up and be like, hey, heard purple, purple, purple.

Speaker 5 I actually think we had something to do with it because we spread that rumor. We got like enough DMs from people.

Speaker 3 And then I think we asked.

Speaker 8 It was a little better thrill than to, to, than to move the line on nonsensical takes, right?

Speaker 3 It really is the greatest.

Speaker 5 So watch the line bounce for clear. Yes.
We'll keep an eye on that. Yes.

Speaker 3 There we go. Well, Cousin Sal, this has been a thrill, man.
And now you have to come back on whenever we ask.

Speaker 8 I would love to. I enjoyed this a lot.
Thanks, fellas. I appreciate it.

Speaker 3 All right. Thanks, man.

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Speaker 3 And now for something completely different.

Speaker 3 Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest, former MLB player, manager, World Series champion. It is Ozzy Guillain.
You can go listen to Ozzie

Speaker 3 on the La Vita Baseball podcast, being Guillain on La Vida Baseball podcast now Ozzie we're gonna talk a little baseball but we got to really get down to why we have you on our intern Billy football sitting in the middle of us right now is fighting Jose Conseco on Friday night you tweeted at us multiple times saying if Billy wants to beat Jose we better have you on so that you can help us so is this real help are you team Jose or are you team Billy well, either way, you know, my uncle friend Jose, first of all, was teasing around, but I know how you can beat them.

Speaker 10 You know what I mean? You have to move move around. You cannot fight with him toe to toes because you might get killed.
But you move around, you're going to have a better chance.

Speaker 10 And obviously, when you see Jose

Speaker 10 personal,

Speaker 10 he will intimidate you. He's just the type of guy who will intimidate you.
But I see Jose

Speaker 10 over YouTube and a couple of videos about fighting over the seas and all that stuff.

Speaker 10 He's just a hammaker. You know,

Speaker 10 I don't think he knows how to fight, but

Speaker 10 he don't know how to survive.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I like that. He's a fighter, not a boxer.
Well, Billy's in really good shape right now. Have you ever seen it?

Speaker 10 It better be in good shape because I know, you know, me, not because what you post on Instagram or whatever is trying to intimidate you or whatever,

Speaker 10 but

Speaker 10 I think mentally, he had to be prepared to know exactly what he want to do. you know me yeah hose he just go for one thing

Speaker 10 i don't just say that he just he say that I got to knock him down and I got to not the next round. I'm going to be Alex Rodriguez.

Speaker 10 That means he goes for the big one, for the big punch. I think you move around, you know what to do, just make him run around you because he won't try to hit the target.
I think

Speaker 10 you can come up with a lot of success. Jose,

Speaker 10 believe me, Jose is a guy when he puts his mind in something.

Speaker 10 I see a lot of his,

Speaker 10 I don't say movies, a lot of stuff, life.

Speaker 10 Now, this guy is always going to be the best in anything he does. Obviously,

Speaker 10 98%

Speaker 10 fail.

Speaker 10 Good percent when we play baseball, he did what he's supposed to be doing.

Speaker 10 To me, one of the times, Jose was one of the best players in the game. I went to a couple all-star game with him, and I see people walk to the ballpark just to see him.

Speaker 10 And that's why I was there. But after that, fighting,

Speaker 10 you got to grow with that. You got to grow with, you know, what it fight just because make money or make famous.

Speaker 10 And you move like Maywater

Speaker 10 and you stay away from like Muhammad Lee, I think you had a good chance to beat my man.

Speaker 10 I say, I will take the winner. I will take the winner.
And just to see Hossey's reaction, Hossey is just so

Speaker 10 stupid about winning.

Speaker 10 He asked me like,

Speaker 10 say when and where.

Speaker 10 I said like, okay, this is not a golf game. Can you give me a couple of strokes and what it win?

Speaker 10 If Jose Canseco goes down at least on the pound, I beat him.

Speaker 3 I will fight him with one hand.

Speaker 10 But obviously, I'm 57 years old. Man, I'm not going to say out of shape.

Speaker 10 So

Speaker 10 I grew up in the street. Jose not grew up in the street.
Yeah,

Speaker 10 I grew up in the street in graphics. I know how to survive.
Jose just want to throw a punch and hopefully can hit you and knock your ass out.

Speaker 3 Oh, so you're saying that Billy might have the mental toughness to beat Jose?

Speaker 10 I think so. I think so.
You know, me, when you say yes, I will stand up in the ring with you, and I don't care what you do. And all of a sudden, Jose reply, like, the bash, man, what he hits you.

Speaker 10 That's to play with you mentally, like, oh my God, because you see how he sighs. And when you're next to him, you might like, wow, but in the meanwhile,

Speaker 10 piss him up, bro.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I will. No, piss him out.

Speaker 10 When you talk to him, you'll

Speaker 3 have to kiss, and he will be upset. I mean, you'll be like,

Speaker 10 I gotta, I gotta, if I take the drugs out and fight with you, you don't really want to kill you.

Speaker 5 No, my question is: uh, you said you know, Jose, how the hell did Jose, you know, lose all his money? Like, what he doesn't drink, he doesn't use drugs.

Speaker 5 He's apparently, so, like, how did he lose all his money? That's the real question.

Speaker 3 Miami, brother, Miami, Miami life, he's Miami. He's so Miami.
He's soft.

Speaker 10 You know what? Be honest with you.

Speaker 10 I played with Jose

Speaker 10 a few years. I played with him in Tampa.
And I kind of follow him a little bit around.

Speaker 10 Jose is a very smart man. I'm in my hand around with the wrong people.
I don't always talk about wrong people about mentally, not telling wrong people about what they did in the street. I don't care.

Speaker 10 But Jose is just pretty, one of the smartest players I played with. And by the way, Jose is not a fighter, man.

Speaker 3 right so how do i get his head

Speaker 10 is not a fighter i see percival i see percival drill him drill him and half of the team was in the middle of the field when we turn around hose is turning the dog out hose is not a fighter yeah i think

Speaker 10 hose he just wanted you to show him respect and love when he was playing i don't know now i didn't see hose in a little while would you uh would you consider Would you consider him to be a bully?

Speaker 5 Like a guy who, when you stand up to him, he'll back down a little bit?

Speaker 10 I'm pretty sure, yes. Yeah.
You know what I mean? I'm 5'11, but when you stand up to him and say, you know what, and he's not for sure is right, he will back up.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 10 You know what I mean? He's a guy saying, you know, I'm right, you go forward. But when it's not right, at least 55%, you will like, uh-oh, let me see what I did, what I did wrong, what I did.

Speaker 10 I just think about it, then you come up with another. another another way but uh

Speaker 10 i i it's very interesting it's gonna be interesting and i'm i'm willing i will sit down

Speaker 3 and

Speaker 10 i even drinking what besides my birthday and i told my wife i gotta give permission to back and smoke in my house to get some cigars and enjoy because i think it's gonna be awesome it's gonna be so awesome i wish i can be in the real side just to talk

Speaker 5 around and watching it i'm gonna him up no seriously like all things considered i'm going in there i've been training for the past i've done all the hard work i've done all the hard work i remember you tweeting at me on a Friday night being like, I hope you're not drinking beer or anything.

Speaker 5 I've been, you know, like

Speaker 5 going turn my body into an absolute weapon for the past month and a half.

Speaker 5 So I'm

Speaker 3 ready.

Speaker 10 By the way, I think the horse is just lifting weight.

Speaker 3 Yeah, he's gonna be stronger.

Speaker 10 Yeah, and

Speaker 10 show you, you know, how big he is. I will destroy you.
Yeah, but boxing is not about

Speaker 3 boxing shit.

Speaker 10 Yeah, boxing is not about how big or how strong I am, how he can hot, I I can hit. Look at the best boxer ever, Mayweather.
Tiny, you know, this kid is like, what, 110 pounds?

Speaker 10 Yeah, they don't let people hit him, and he's making all the money. Like, very smart

Speaker 10 boxer. That's why I think when you get in the ring, it's not how strong you can be, it's how smart you can be.
And that happened to one of the best heavy punches

Speaker 10 in boxing.

Speaker 10 you know me mike tyson my tyson just get there make sure you knock the ass down but you start boxing with him. You don't know what to do.
You just want to, and I think Jose got the same mentality.

Speaker 10 Yeah,

Speaker 3 what uh, what should Billy visualize? Like, if you were gonna go into a boxing match, who would you visualize?

Speaker 3 Would you visualize, like, hey, I'm gonna go beat up Joe West, or uh, like, who would get you angry? Should Billy do something like that, get that anger going up?

Speaker 3 Who's the guy that you would do that with?

Speaker 10 It's I'm boxing Joe West. I should be ashamed.

Speaker 10 You know what I mean? That's the only way Joe is going going to beat me is just eating me or something.

Speaker 5 You can't knock Joe West out, though.

Speaker 3 That neck, you like

Speaker 10 Mexican, I don't have some Mexican taco.

Speaker 10 But I think, you know, me, be honest with you, one year I have a little problem with the media here in Chicago.

Speaker 3 One guy. Mike North.
You're going to say Mike North.

Speaker 10 No, my North can hold my jobs.

Speaker 10 Jay Mariotti.

Speaker 3 Yeah, Jay Mariotti. You're talking about Jerry Mariotti.
Yeah, well, he had a beef with Mike North, too.

Speaker 5 Now, be careful. Jerry is our senior Icelandic coach.

Speaker 10 my north in my body my north when i curse him out on and and in his own show

Speaker 10 our lady show up and wriggle the field like hey man you know uh he thought it was funny to me it wasn't yeah

Speaker 10 after that we go friends you know we we piss off and but

Speaker 10 jay

Speaker 10 he went after me so bad like wait a minute what i ever do to you and he says stuff about me uh I get to the point in the media like, wait a minute, Marianne is never here in the clubhouse.

Speaker 10 why take all that information and i told her you write what you read

Speaker 10 and i said you know what if the topic was personal with jay and me that was easy i said let's go to united center for three rounds you pick

Speaker 10 whether to to put the money in whoever win

Speaker 10 you give the money to charity you know what

Speaker 10 it's still on okay i don't want to do that i'm not going to do charity in chicago i don't mind that's a guy we'll pick to fight even i don't know what he is i don't know

Speaker 3 we'll host it. We'll host it on Ruff and Roddy.
I mean Jay Mariotti is a world-class douchebag so we will absolutely host it and we will pump you up. You'll be our champion.

Speaker 10 Oh, but you know, it's funny because I know a lot of guys in Chicago, including,

Speaker 10 I know, I know, I know a lot of media and a lot of big

Speaker 10 sport people are going to be on there watching it. I know Michael, you're going to be on it watching it.
I know a lot of people play in Chicago will be on it watching it.

Speaker 10 And I know they'll be rooting for me.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 10 All the stuff it did. But in the meanwhile, that's the only guy I really,

Speaker 10 because I think it was like, I think a little personal. Because when you're a manager of baseball or you're in a sport, you whatever

Speaker 10 figure,

Speaker 10 a media figure,

Speaker 10 nobody can say a nice stuff about you all the time. But he was saying stuff, like a very personal stuff.
One day, this idiot saying,

Speaker 10 Izzy Gideon was hitting on my wife

Speaker 10 before he got married.

Speaker 10 And I say, you know, right nowadays, I will assume him. I said, first of all, I was married to a woman who was in double-A.

Speaker 10 I was 16 when I got married. I make it to the big league when I was 20.
If that may say, Azzi was hitting on my wife,

Speaker 10 I don't know, maybe, maybe not, because a human being, but when he said, before you make it to a big league, he knows he was lying.

Speaker 10 And I don't think Jay Mariotti's wife is better looking than my wife to be hitting on her.

Speaker 8 I like that. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Talk that shit.

Speaker 3 No offense, but yeah, that's a fact.

Speaker 3 You're You're correct. Yes.
You are absolutely correct.

Speaker 5 I mean, have you seen Jay Mariotti? I don't think that he's

Speaker 3 not exactly pulling in class trade.

Speaker 10 Everybody sees my wife. And I think personal, when people say, man, your wife still hot to me is a compliment.
I'm not going to be upset. I say, that lady is a grandma and still hot as a girl.

Speaker 10 You know why? Because, hey,

Speaker 10 I'm not saying gear, man.

Speaker 10 I'm older.

Speaker 10 but i still look okay and she know it's a lot of you know a lot of good for bad you know i mean that's that's why is i have to fight somebody just for sure not for her but i don't hate anyone

Speaker 10 for sure i will put marati in the in the ring he just beat the out of

Speaker 5 i would pay for that fight i would i want to see that fight so bad that would be fantastic so ozzy when i'm at the weigh-in and i'm going face to face with jose what should i do in your in your opinion just go there look in his face and he won't look at you like he want to eat you and say you know what buddy i'm not a Mexican, I'm not a Cuban coffee.

Speaker 10 I won't, I'm here to beat you.

Speaker 5 Ozzy, how should we look at Jose to determine whether or not it's actually him and not his twin, Ozzie? Because he's had his twin Ozzie step in for him at the last minute to box in years past.

Speaker 5 So we want to make sure this is actually Jose. How can we tell for sure that it's him?

Speaker 10 Ozzy's smaller than Jose.

Speaker 10 Way smaller, way smaller, and a little bit smaller than Jose.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 10 Because he always leaving us is behind, you know me. It's always Aussie's body.
Like, you know, everywhere they go together. But you can see,

Speaker 10 I think Azi got to have more hair.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 10 More hair than Jose.

Speaker 10 And, you know, me, and Jose is way more bigger than Jose. And you can see the wrinkles.
Make sure you see wrinkles.

Speaker 3 Okay, we'll do a wrinkle check.

Speaker 10 Yeah,

Speaker 10 make sure you, you know, me, I say, you know what, Jose, want those wrinkles i gotta fix it

Speaker 5 oh so you know what i should do to talk trash i should be like is this ozzy because you look tiny yeah

Speaker 5 look smaller yeah so like oh are you ozzy you're tiny it's good

Speaker 10 it was funny because i do love them it's funny because he was um my son hitting coach oh

Speaker 10 uh someone the leagues and i i hear ozzy talk about and he was teaching everybody to hit the same way and i put up i saw i told my kids ozzy i said Ozner, you can't be teaching the same way to everyone.

Speaker 10 I said, why? Because one guy is a punching jury. One guy is 5'11, 110 pounds.
The other guy is 6'8

Speaker 10 with 350 pounds home run hitter. And he teaches everybody like that, like it was him hitting.

Speaker 10 Then

Speaker 10 I said, oh my God, I don't wonder what my kids were hitting 120.

Speaker 3 Wait, so here's the only problem, though, Ozzy, is that I'm worried that you are too good of friends with Jose. so you're giving us advice that might be going, that might backfire.

Speaker 3 How can we are you rooting for Billy? I need you to say you're rooting for Billy.

Speaker 10 Oh, yes, okay, why because Jose invited me to fight, okay?

Speaker 3 All right,

Speaker 3 you know, what's funny?

Speaker 10 I always, a lot of people take it, I always take it on the on the rated guy.

Speaker 10 I like that because when you're famous,

Speaker 10 everybody going to see

Speaker 10 the fight just to see Jose

Speaker 10 be the shadow of you or be beat.

Speaker 10 That's that's for sure. You know, you're not that type of guy like be posting stuff and

Speaker 10 listen, this is the way I work out and I work out this. This is my trainer.
I saw this trainer.

Speaker 10 Maybe he's trying to know about boxing, but you feel like a, oh my God, it's like 190 years old guy trying to tell him how to fight. You cannot learn how to fight in one week.

Speaker 10 You might know how to kill people boxing, punching it in two days, but

Speaker 10 the summit throws a few punches just just walk around with him just walk around and and and listen and listen to the to the corner

Speaker 10 uh so ozzie can we get you back in baseball are you gonna manage ever again i wish you know i mean i all the summer see so many crazy things happening in last couple of years with the game um it's kind of shock

Speaker 10 uh kind of embarrassing kind of sad situation now i'm working on tv i do a lot of podcasts with a binge i have fun. I have fun doing it because the podcast, having me in the podcast,

Speaker 10 people think I'm always going to be right. And my kids is the first one to step out of my throes and tell me, shut up, you're wrong.

Speaker 10 And it's an argument between the same thing with the same show we have on the air, it's the same show we have up there. Yeah.

Speaker 10 When eating, when we're watching TV, when I take care of Dela and Lilo also, you know, I mean, it's just the same conversation. We make this show, which is a conversation show.

Speaker 10 We don't have anything to topic.

Speaker 10 As a junior come up and topic something and say talk about this when i see the topics and all the son we have something left we should talk about it obviously when some topic is a is a good friends of mine we have to talk about it i do talk about it the long and online the long is a fact

Speaker 10 i really go into it same way with

Speaker 10 with the white socks nbc sport uh a lot of people when they work for some company you have to be careful what you say when you say how you say it.

Speaker 10 And to me, I just got to be the long and honest and fact

Speaker 10 that's only care i know i don't care about you know uh breaking break breaking news i'm not into that i just say when they ask me a question we will ask it that's my job but uh i wish uh we knew i want to be managing again yes i do i do i do want to be managing again

Speaker 3 it's not that what don't you like you you just mentioned that you know the way the game has shifted what what don't you like about today's game in baseball what is uh you know if you were managing again what would you you change versus how it's going right now?

Speaker 10 Well, you know, me, I'm 57 years old. I've got more experience now with watching games on TV than when I was a kid, managing a team.
Play change, people in the front office change a lot.

Speaker 10 One thing about it, I think to me, baseball had to be equal. Thank you.

Speaker 10 You got to put everything in the balance together.

Speaker 10 It can be one stronger than another and both wine had to sit down together and say, listen, you know what? I think about this and you think about this. Okay, let's put it this thing together.

Speaker 10 Then grow up as an organization. Not grow up as a baseball, a big lead team.
Just not think about big lead team. You're talking about all organizations to put it together with the numbers and

Speaker 10 all the computer stuff with the mentality about gut feeling, know the players, know the background. It's so many different things.

Speaker 10 Because people when they work upstairs, they don't know anything about downstairs.

Speaker 10 they gotta fit the people downstairs talk to them about somebody a player but they don't know really those guys and they only know is the numbers and this and that and they always pick a superstar we got a pitch like berlander

Speaker 10 uh okay not too many people like like like the best pitch in the game we got a hit like trout

Speaker 10 i said not too many people can do what they do And when they follow them, I think everybody have his own style, his own way, his own mentality, Give the best player, give the player the best opportunity to have success.

Speaker 10 That's what the manager does. Leader, to me,

Speaker 10 leader is the guy, he helps everyone,

Speaker 10 everyone

Speaker 3 to be good,

Speaker 10 to compete. That's a leader.
Leader is not the guy that my, I will do it my way. This is shaped their way.
It's going to be our way or no way. And I think leadership is when everybody surrounds,

Speaker 10 work together

Speaker 10 and work for the same space. When you're a leader, you want everybody to be.

Speaker 10 You're not saying, okay, I'm the leader because I got the money. I'm the leader because I got the stats.
I'm the leader because I have the brains.

Speaker 10 No, I think leaders is one guy got all the stuff and put it together and work together.

Speaker 10 To me, leadership in baseball is like the United States president. You can be the best president, but if people around you

Speaker 10 don't do it together with you, you're going to be the worst president in the country. Same way it's a leadership.
Leadership is just trying to put everything together.

Speaker 10 And nowadays, it's kind of hard because they told you what to say, what to do, when to do. And because society changed, everything changed.

Speaker 10 And you know what I mean? Everything changed. It changed for good, change for bad.
I don't know, but it changed.

Speaker 5 What if,

Speaker 3 yeah.

Speaker 5 What if Ozzie Guin was made commissioner of baseball? We like to ask all of our baseball guests this, is there like one change that you would make to the sport?

Speaker 8 I'll go back to normal.

Speaker 3 I love

Speaker 10 the camera thing, go by the good calls. I do love that.

Speaker 10 I hate

Speaker 10 the guy got to face three guys. I hate it.
Because you don't know the manager is good or bad. A good managing is

Speaker 10 the matchups. Let me, you know, okay, I got to gamble up with this.
I got to gamble with that. I got to make this move.
I don't like that.

Speaker 10 That three, three patterns, rules, I don't like it uh i was on the guy i'm not playing i'm not in the game anymore i wish they can you know me put all the stuff

Speaker 10 but in the playoff i will see a lot of more things in the playoff i know it's not good for the game uh good for the team but it's good for the baseball grow the game yeah in general because people just want to be in the playoff like nfl uh nba you know nba you know wouldn't be the champ

Speaker 10 but at least everybody go got a chance to be there that's one thing about it uh The VH today they come up with the VH.

Speaker 10 Attend baseball is more fun with DH. And we forgot the last couple of guys who went to Hall of Fame.
There was DHing, Frank, Harold, Martinez. And I mean, VH is another,

Speaker 10 another,

Speaker 10 to me, it's another position. Before it was like, okay, the guy run the less, he got more power.

Speaker 10 Do this. Now DH is, to me,

Speaker 10 is the position

Speaker 10 you got

Speaker 10 to somebody need a day off or a couple of days off. You continue to have this guy in you lineup, but to rest.

Speaker 10 You don't need to be the big puppy DA, the front tomorrow DA, Hero Ben DA, just DH.

Speaker 10 I think now DH is a formula to give one more guy in the rotter and give you team opportunity to rest a little bit more. than the past.

Speaker 3 So

Speaker 3 one of your favorite, one of my favorite Aussie lines that you would tell your team is play hard, drink hard, have sex hard. Do you think that plays today if you were a manager?

Speaker 3 That's the stuff that like we need Ozzie Gee and the baseball back in baseball.

Speaker 3 Because I agree that you see a lot of managers now, they do whatever the front office says and that everything's scripted. You are like a gut, go with your gut kind of guy.

Speaker 3 We need that back in baseball.

Speaker 10 Well, it's a fair, yes. I don't know.
It's it's a front office.

Speaker 10 They they they think the same way. It's always say you play hard, you dream hard and you have sex hard and you two out of three and you hit him 500 brother or 750.

Speaker 3 yeah nobody said he's 750.

Speaker 10 yeah why because nowadays

Speaker 10 i don't see players play that hard people say wow my god this guy hustle no it's not hustle he played the game right

Speaker 10 second of all players don't drink anymore because all the stuff media

Speaker 10 seller phones wife you know they must sit together have a couple drinks

Speaker 5 yeah you know

Speaker 10 yeah, my wife is going to be upset before.

Speaker 10 I remember, I remember in my mind, I said, You're saying names: Tony La Russa, when I was a kid, close the door, everybody stay here, everybody have a drink, and talk about the game.

Speaker 3 We know, Tony, yeah, yeah, yes, yeah, okay.

Speaker 10 I say that it's a fact. I don't say that is a breaking news.
No, I grew up in that situation, grow with G. Leland.
Like, hey, let's go have a beer. I'm 21 years old.
I never drink in my life. Oh, God.

Speaker 10 Well, you know what I'm doing? Just stay here and listen to the big boys, to the Cardinal Fields, the Don Siever, the Harold Baines, Richard Dawson, all the big boys talking about Facebook.

Speaker 10 We lose a game like that. Nowadays, when I was managing, I got the rules.
One day I got upset. I said, when I go to talk to the media,

Speaker 10 nobody can leave the cloud until I come back.

Speaker 10 And I told the security people, I said, why? Because I got to talk to the media. When I come back, everybody, nobody's in the clouds.

Speaker 3 I said, wait a minute.

Speaker 10 We just lost a game with nobody talking about it. You know why? Because nowadays, wife waiting

Speaker 10 for the husband. Now the kids got to go to school.
We got to hurry up. And they don't have a chance, opportunity to talk about the game.

Speaker 10 They talk about something out, talk about immediately, oh, you see what this guy posts? Or you see what this guy says? Or look at the guy flip the bag. They're not talking about

Speaker 10 the real game, how to, now they don't watch a game on TV. And again, they go there behind.
and look in the videos and waste time in the video. They just like, okay, how that guy get you out.

Speaker 10 They nobody talk about it like they they way used to

Speaker 10 so and by the way nowadays i look at it you not see leaders or leader is the guy you tweet the most

Speaker 10 uh send more pictures and instagram and be better with the media my leaders they will kick your ass

Speaker 10 my leaders tom siever he grabbed me but he told me rest in peace my man because I do something stupid on the field.

Speaker 10 Jermaine Dai went after Mashiro stopped because he was do something wrong on the field. All those guys are real leaders like we don't play this game like this.

Speaker 10 Now they know one and they know there's no way to find.

Speaker 10 You know, you see one of your teammates mad at you because you're not wrong hard. Oh, you don't like me.

Speaker 8 Oh my God. I hate him.

Speaker 10 Oh, you know, you know, like me because I'm Latino and African American. I'm white.
You know what I mean? Before, brother.

Speaker 10 The match you don't have to say anything because the players will take care of that.

Speaker 10 And that's a real leadership. When you, you know, know me i was a leader in my team and i was hitting 120 220 250.

Speaker 10 i was leading when front thomas was on it teen rain was on it robin mentura carton fest those guys though i was black jack i was the leader on the team because you know why because i care about everyone with that uniform i don't care about the guy hitting 440.

Speaker 10 You know, I mean, front to me was the same one. It was Norberto

Speaker 10 Norberto. You know, I will care about everyone, treat everybody the same way.
And that's what we're missing in the game.

Speaker 10 That's why when I made the comment about, I was glad to Tony Rusa

Speaker 10 went to back managing the White Sox, people was over me. Oh, my God, Ozzy.
You know, I know a lot of people want me to be the manager for them this year.

Speaker 10 But when they hired Tony, I was like, oh, my God,

Speaker 3 good.

Speaker 10 Because I think it's Tony. I don't think Tony will be the same guys it was in 1995.
I don't expect that too.

Speaker 10 But I think Tony had to bring the White Sox, the what white socks need on the clubhouse on the field i don't care what they do off the field but or off stairs but i think tony is the guy if those guys listen to tony rosa and go after the way tony go or prepare you to win i think this ball club you got a lot of success

Speaker 3 um so I'm a Cubs fan, and I know that you were lying when you talked about the Rats at Wrigley. Have you been to the new Wrigley?

Speaker 3 Have you seen, do you, what do you, what's your take on Wrigley now after all the renovations?

Speaker 10 Beautiful.

Speaker 3 Oh my god, by the way,

Speaker 10 Ricky Rick Ricky Ricketts. I met it.
I'm doing

Speaker 10 the post-pricking show outside the Wrigley Phil.

Speaker 3 Do you have to say that? Oh, a lot.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I've seen it. I don't seen it inside anymore because I don't like to involve people when they're working.
I go to the field maybe one time, a couple times. And Mr.

Speaker 10 Rickett, when I was walking in, he said, Ozzy, look at how much money you made me spend.

Speaker 10 I said, yeah, you're talking so much shit about this ballpark. I said, listen, sir, I never say anything about Wrigley Field outside Wrigley Field, because Wrigley Field to me is a monument.

Speaker 10 You come to Chicago, you don't see Wrigley Field, you don't see shit. You like go to

Speaker 10 New York, look at the Stats of Liberty.

Speaker 3 Okay?

Speaker 10 But the best around, outside right now and the past was Wrigley Field. Rigley Field Go was a party.

Speaker 3 Awesome.

Speaker 10 It was the greatest

Speaker 10 place to be a walk. As soon as you walk to the clubhouse or walk to the field,

Speaker 10 it wasn't very bad. And the rats, it's a fact, guys.
As a younger come up with this,

Speaker 10 Sammy Sosa and

Speaker 10 coach,

Speaker 10 Polki, I don't remember his name right now. Polky come out and stopped me and said, hey, you go to him? I said, yeah.
Oh my God, the rats

Speaker 10 in the cage is so big. I said, I never visited the outfield, never went to the outfield in my life.
Just because I hate rats. And I hate rats, little anything move like that.

Speaker 10 I'd rather see a tiger, a guy with a gun, than see a little rat.

Speaker 3 So you never saw a rat. You just heard about rats and then decided to say that Wrigley had a rat problem.

Speaker 10 Oh, well, when did they renew the ballpark? It was right all over Chicago.

Speaker 3 Well, I mean, there's rats always all over Chicago. All the other people.
No, no, but no.

Speaker 10 Hey, I live in downtown all my life. And now I live in the suburb.
I didn't see a rat in the last seven months. When in Chicago, they live with me.
They walk around.

Speaker 10 I just start my car and they're out to say, Okay, let's kill Ozzy.

Speaker 10 But in that time, it was more in that area, it was more because when they renewed the temp, what really feels outstanding, man. I love it.
I love to go there. It's a fan.
I don't love to go there.

Speaker 10 It's a work.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 5 Ozzy, last question for me. I was just wondering, on that same vein, does Jose have any phobias like rats, snakes,

Speaker 3 any animals he's scared of?

Speaker 8 I was going to ask this before you.

Speaker 10 You know why Jose is scared to him?

Speaker 3 What?

Speaker 10 inside pitch and curveball

Speaker 3 okay yeah okay so we got him in the

Speaker 10 commitment alamo telling the truth mostly uh yeah family dogs yeah and trying and giving a hundred percent without aid of steroids child support judges all those things scare him you know that's what i say you know me i i think jose is so smart because i have the opportunity to talk to jose a lot i i don't know he had that many he making so many mistakes in his life.

Speaker 5 I think there's a chance he might not be as smart as you think he is.

Speaker 3 Maybe I'm the dumb one.

Speaker 3 Wait, hey,

Speaker 10 funny because

Speaker 10 that's just talking about family in the club and stuff. One day, her baby, his baby, what's his name? She's beautiful.
I think she's a mother right now.

Speaker 3 Josie. Yeah, Josie.

Speaker 5 He follows her.

Speaker 10 Okay, his wife, beautiful woman. She always hangs around with beautiful women and stuff.
And one day, we coming out, just play with my kids, and her show her panties

Speaker 10 by mistake. Not like, Ozzy, do there? Here we go.
She never basically instincted me. She never did.
I wish she did, but she never did. She never basically, if I mistake,

Speaker 10 did I change like, oh God, what happened here?

Speaker 10 I think she wanted to pick Jesse, pick it up, and she got a short dress, summer dress. And I look at it.
I went to the clubhouse and I started making fun of Hosey. I said, Hosie,

Speaker 3 pink polka dolls.

Speaker 10 And what do you talk about? Wow, pink polka dolls. Nothing.
I know I said that. Next day, I said, you see the pink polka doll like I did yesterday? They go, what are you talking about?

Speaker 10 I said, well, your wife by mistake, she was playing with the baby.

Speaker 10 I saw her panties.

Speaker 10 And

Speaker 10 he wanted to kill me. I said,

Speaker 10 I will kick your ass. I said, that's easy to kick my ass, but I just told you what I just saw.

Speaker 10 By no mistake, by not, you know, me be

Speaker 10 stupid or wow you know me but I just want to help you get him going yeah and and and not because I just saw that I just wanted I just want him to be mad at me and he did

Speaker 10 but you know I mean I'm you know what I will take that guys I thought Jose was very smart I think I'm the one I am the dumb one yeah

Speaker 3 No, you're smart. That's a good one.
Hey, do you still, last last question for me? Do you still hate Nick Swisher? I love that feud.

Speaker 10 i never hate me switches as a human being or as a guy i did it i hate him as a player yes okay that counts yeah no no i never say you know me i hate him as a person i hate him as a player yes because he do so many things in your team we never see that before and that not coming from me that coming from a lot of guys

Speaker 10 in the clubhouse

Speaker 10 even even a general manager of the field this kid was on the field was horrible golly what a you know i mean but off the field great guy he got his own life he don't care about anyone he just only care about nick but when i make that comment it's just because i care about nick what nick did on the field but off the field i don't know you know i mean you do whatever you want to do of the field i think of the field this kid was great he was good friend my son ozzie I think he was married or dating somebody in that particular time.

Speaker 10 Ozzy spending a lot of time in his house uh you know i know when i said you know spends in somebody's house you know you you drunk next day

Speaker 10 the next day the next day you hung over yeah i guarantee you that then but i uh no that is a person unlike him it's a person i don't really involve me but it's a player when he played for the white stocks i don't care when he played for

Speaker 10 Cleveland, New York, Oakland A, whatever he play,

Speaker 10 they might have better, hopefully they have better view than me. Nick Switchers is a baseball player.
Yeah. Wait, we make a mistake, man.
Nick Switcher went to New York body nine. I got invited first.

Speaker 10 What a stupid manager.

Speaker 3 What an idiot.

Speaker 10 I said, you body nine. When you was in Oakland, you bought in eight.
All of a sudden, you go to the White South. You're a leader leader.
You're a Nick Switcher.

Speaker 10 You see seven pieces, but you struck out 190 times.

Speaker 10 I don't think I'm going to blame him. Now I look deeply myself and I go, I was an idiot.

Speaker 10 What a stupid manager you have when those guys

Speaker 10 says budding eight, buddy, nine. Now you come to the white shop, you bought him first.
That's why I got fired.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Well, Ozzy, this has been awesome, man. Play hard, drink hard, have sex hard.
We're going to, Billy's going to do it on Friday night, rough and rowdy.

Speaker 5 I do want to point out that Billy hasn't been drinking or having sex.

Speaker 3 So,

Speaker 3 should he play hard? She want to fight hard.

Speaker 5 Should Billy fuck on Thursday night?

Speaker 10 Yeah. After work, yes.
Celebrated.

Speaker 3 Okay. All right, Billy.

Speaker 3 After the fight,

Speaker 5 medically, we have to get you late on Thursday.

Speaker 3 No, no, no, no. He said.

Speaker 3 After the fight.

Speaker 3 Hold on, hold on. Are you married, Billy? No.
Yeah, no.

Speaker 5 No, he's not. He's married to the game.
He's married to the game.

Speaker 3 He's married to the fight game.

Speaker 10 Okay, well, you know, Mary, you do whatever you want, but after the fight, it's too time to celebrate, man.

Speaker 10 Play hard, drink hard, and have sex.

Speaker 5 Honestly, I'm probably going to just play videos.

Speaker 3 No, you're going to have sex. no he's gonna have sex no no i don't play videos

Speaker 10 yeah i wish i had that shirt i make a t-shirt let's do a t-shirt let's make a t-shirt

Speaker 10 i don't think i don't have it with me right now i make a t-shirt with my we call it the guy of rule the rooster rules

Speaker 10 nowadays nowadays if you wear that in the clubhouse you'll get fired love yeah love it well yeah maybe we can do the guyo guy the guy oh guys

Speaker 3 the rooster guys yes work hard well no no play hard play hard, drink hard,

Speaker 10 drink hard, and have sex hard. Yes, okay.

Speaker 10 You know me, through my career, I'm the only one.

Speaker 10 Play hard. The rest of that, I feel sorry for my wife.

Speaker 3 All right, Ozzy, thank you so much, man. We really appreciate it.
It's great talking to you. Thanks for the attendance.
Make sure you tune in Friday night.

Speaker 10 Excuse me, I turn in.

Speaker 10 We have a date.

Speaker 3 Yes.

Speaker 10 We watch it then like we had a family reunion.

Speaker 10 We're going to watch every fight.

Speaker 3 Everyone.

Speaker 10 Every fight. Everyone, we're going to watch it.
And I ask you, Miriam have an algorithm where we're going to watch it. Say my house, it's nicer.
And, you know, the kids can go sleep there.

Speaker 3 But I'm not miss that.

Speaker 10 By the way, we can talk a month about the fight if you guys want to. You know what I mean? Because I think it's going to be great.
I think we need more of this.

Speaker 3 Yes. Yes.
More fighting.

Speaker 8 We need...

Speaker 10 more of that. If you don't like me, okay, you know what? We should do this.

Speaker 3 Entertainment, yes. Let's do it.

Speaker 10 I think we need more than that and i do this great idea hopefully people copy from this idea yeah and hopefully hopefully you'll be jose because i will pick the winner okay perfect i love it ozzy thank you so much you're a legend thanks appreciate it thank you so much guys all right

Speaker 3 see ya

Speaker 3 Okay, let's wrap up with guys on chicks. By the way, we got what Jeff Bezos is going to be doing post-Amazon life.

Speaker 3 Lenny Dykester just tweeted him. Jeff Bezos, now that you're stepping down as head of Amazon, let's meet up and discuss a potential joint venture you and I can do together.
So there it is.

Speaker 3 I love that.

Speaker 5 That sounds like that will be two days shipping on sex dolls.

Speaker 3 Yeah, that's going to be... Listen, you get those two minds in a room.
We're really going. We've been talking about going to the moon a lot.
The sky is going to the moon.

Speaker 5 The sky is the limit. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Hank, guys on ship.

Speaker 5 I mean, it's very clear that this is just an extension of his midlife crisis, right? Probably. He just got divorced and he's like, you know what? Get more cargo pants.

Speaker 5 Being a CEO is taking time away from all the poon slang I could be doing.

Speaker 3 And dinosaur bones I'm buying.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 7 Hey, PMT boys, especially Sigbat and TFP. Oh, damn.
I don't know why they wrote it like that.

Speaker 7 My boyfriend seems to be obsessed with my belly button. He claims it's a joke, but I think there's a good chance he's serious.
He calls it his honey hole.

Speaker 7 He constantly reaches to put his finger in it, and sometimes will beg for lint. On romantic nights, I'll put on lingerie, and he still goes straight for my belly button.

Speaker 7 So do guys joke about that kind of stuff, or am I dating a maniac?

Speaker 5 Well, I know Brett Favre did that to Deanna all the time, but that was just for convenience convenience purposes and how things fit together.

Speaker 3 My honey hole.

Speaker 5 Oh, my God. It's kind of weird.
Isn't the belly button like a sacred place in certain spiritualities?

Speaker 3 Sure. Might be making.

Speaker 3 Is that where your chi is? Yeah. Dude, I don't know about it.
I do have a lot of lint in mine, deepest belly button in the world. Actually, John Cena tried to fuck mine, so it can happen.

Speaker 7 We also ask people to send if they have advice for Billy, you know, get to get their advice. Oh, good, good.
This person says, I have some advice for Billy. Head body, head, body.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 Yep.

Speaker 5 Billy, who's going to be in that ring fighting?

Speaker 8 Me.

Speaker 3 Not you.

Speaker 5 Not you. Yeah, not you.
Not you. Not you.
Head body.

Speaker 3 But all of us, Billy. You have a nation behind you.

Speaker 5 Dude, I have so many people coming out.

Speaker 3 Oh, we're meeting. Yeah, we know.

Speaker 3 You had a guest list of like 150. Yeah, well, you know what?

Speaker 5 A bunch of people wanted to come see me fight.

Speaker 3 Big body. Big dad.

Speaker 5 I got to have guests. Big and I got a text on Monday morning.

Speaker 3 I didn't know that.

Speaker 5 Hey, guys, just wondering, Billy seems to be under the impression that he's bringing 40 people with him.

Speaker 3 Yes.

Speaker 3 Did you guys tell him to do that? And then it went, and then I got another text the next day that said, Billy invited his entire football team. There's a hundred people he wants to do.

Speaker 5 Dude, okay, look, I'm really bad for no to people.

Speaker 3 Yes, yeah, we can tell. I'm serious.

Speaker 5 The thing is, people reach out and be like, yo, dude, like, I can't, like, you know, there's no, it's no, there's no

Speaker 3 tickets. It's so hard to say no to people.

Speaker 3 It's the easiest excuse. I don't know the tickets.
Well, I did. That's what I did.

Speaker 3 There's never been an easier out. But it's still hard.
It's a pandemic.

Speaker 5 No, but like, think about it. Like, every.

Speaker 3 Yeah, no, I'm thinking about it.

Speaker 5 But once I said, well, I was trying to, like, you know, in negotiation, you shoot high, and then you see how many people you can end up taking. Uh-huh.
So that's.

Speaker 3 Let's role play real quick. Hey, what's up, Billy?

Speaker 5 This is

Speaker 5 Lance. We're all together.
Lance and Troy.

Speaker 5 Hey, can we get 40 tickets for the fight? We just want to be there to support you.

Speaker 3 Yeah, we want to rage. Shiva.

Speaker 5 Sorry, it's a pandemic.

Speaker 3 You cannot come. Oh, you pussy.
You think coronavirus is real? You've changed. Lib.

Speaker 3 Old Billy would have done it. Libs.

Speaker 3 Okay, you guys. Billy, we were both.
All right, thanks.

Speaker 5 Remember when you drank at my dad's house?

Speaker 3 That's cool. And we also have 50 more guys that we want to bring.
We got to get us plus 50s.

Speaker 7 No, I don't.

Speaker 3 And our guns.

Speaker 3 Make sure there's room for our guns. Billy can't say no to a person bringing a gun with him on the suit.

Speaker 3 All right.

Speaker 5 You guys try fighting, saying no to people who are supporting you. You should be focused on the fight, Billy.

Speaker 3 I have Billy. This is like this.
No, it's actually very fast. Super Bowl week.
It's Super Bowl week. Yeah, it's fighting.

Speaker 3 Outsource

Speaker 3 expensive. To who? Hank.
Jake. Well, I try.

Speaker 3 Yeah? Never mind. Yeah.

Speaker 5 I'm focused on the fight. Just be like Jake.

Speaker 5 Jake's taking care of all that stuff for me.

Speaker 7 No, it sounded like you were about to throw some shade.

Speaker 5 I wasn't going to throw some shade.

Speaker 7 All right.

Speaker 7 Hey, PFT and Big Cat. Happy Belated, by the way.
I was wondering if something my boyfriend does is normal slash how I get him to stop.

Speaker 7 He is obsessed with peeing in empty water bottles around his room. I feel like every time I go

Speaker 7 he has a new set of of pee bottles, one to three at a time. He says it's because he never knows when he needs clean pee to get drug tested.
Yep. I don't think he's even being drug tested.

Speaker 7 He's also constantly smoking weed with his friends, so it's never clean pee. Despite the pee, he's a very organized and relatively well-kept guy.
Is this normal?

Speaker 7 Do guys just pee in bottles for fun, or is he just fucking weird? Also, how do I get him to stop?

Speaker 3 This guy definitely thinks that if he just lets he thinks that if he pees in a bottle and leaves it for a month, then it will be evaporates yeah it'll be good the weed will like you won't test possible we get well we get 36 in 30 days

Speaker 5 out of the pee bottom if you leave it if you leave it in the sun for 30 days actually turns into vinegar oh man i like nothing's wrong with nothing's wrong with this dude no you're you're the you're the one who's wrong yeah it sounds like he's a pretty normal guy

Speaker 3 he definitely thinks that but normalized piss jumps he definitely is

Speaker 5 yeah he's dating them like wine bottles and he's like oh this is my uh april batch of piss you could also just get like some some house plants and put them in the corner i bet he'd be more likely to pee into those uh-huh or whatever happened to just putting something fun in the toilet to aim at yeah you know cheerios yeah rubber ducky well the worst is the the urinals have the x and that pops back up huh no the b you aim at the b the the the urinals they have the x like the little like the screw yeah And so you aim for that, but it just pops it right back up.

Speaker 3 So you guys don't know what I'm talking about? No, you aim at the B.

Speaker 5 The B emo.

Speaker 3 All urinals should have ice in it. That's all.

Speaker 5 The ice trough is the goat.

Speaker 7 Billy needs to not get hit in the face while also hitting Roy Boy in the face.

Speaker 3 Okay, that's actually really good. Good Conor McGregor didn't follow that rule.

Speaker 5 I know. I've been working on that.
He's got a small face, though, doesn't he? Compared to his body?

Speaker 5 He's actually got a pretty big target head to hit.

Speaker 3 Billy,

Speaker 3 what's it tapering off here? Are you still sparring?

Speaker 5 Oh, no, no. My last sparring session was on Saturday.
Okay, good.

Speaker 3 Because I just had to point that out. because there definitely was a world that you would like spar on Thursday.

Speaker 7 Well, that was one that you needed to bring your sparring partner. You said that at one point.
You're like, I gotta get my sparring partner down there so I can spar before the fight.

Speaker 3 No, no, no, but that was to warm up. You said that to me.
No, that was to warm up. Because it's a three-minute fight.
It's like, there's no time to get warm up.

Speaker 5 I was going to say, before he was going to, like, when you spar, you don't always get hit in the face. Sometimes you're just working with the guy.

Speaker 3 But that would be so you to come out already bleeding. Yeah.

Speaker 5 You know what you should do, Billy? Just to like get your heart rate up and get your adrenaline going? You should pay the guy with a gun to hunt you once you get to Washington.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 5 And then just spend your entire day trying to avoid it.

Speaker 5 Some people are very responsible with guns.

Speaker 3 No, I bring them up.

Speaker 3 They're good guys with guns.

Speaker 5 You tell him to hunt you.

Speaker 3 That's a terrible dick tick. What? No, there's good guys with guns.

Speaker 5 Anyway, so yeah, I'm very prayer. I might just play video games all Friday because I just want this fight.

Speaker 5 I wish it was like right now because I just want to get it over with because I've done the hard part. The waiting now is just aggravating.

Speaker 3 What's this thing that you just sent us hanging?

Speaker 7 So there's two songs we're going to end with. One, his last advice is

Speaker 7 hey Billy, don't zag when you should zag and vice versa. And then this person texted us a tune.
I thought we could all try and sing it together.

Speaker 3 Billy the King, and then we'll have PM play.

Speaker 3 Okay, so I think I know the melody. What is it? There once was a man to fight Jose, and the name of the man was Billy No Way.
The rat shot juice his ball shrunk down. He blew smoke on Twitter.

Speaker 3 Soon may Billy the Berserker come.

Speaker 3 He blew. Does it really shit?

Speaker 3 Soon may the berserker come to destroy Jose and the internet's come. Friday when the triplet rats done Billy.
Take his money and go.

Speaker 3 Soon may the berserker come to destroy Jose and Internet's gum. Friday when the triplet rats done, Billy will take his money and go.

Speaker 5 Dude, I mean, it should be soon may the Billy Man come. Exactly.

Speaker 3 Either way, this is a better song. Ready?

Speaker 5 Someone out there, EDM, remix it. Love you guys.

Speaker 3 Here's Billy's real act number fight song. Before we play a song,

Speaker 3 18.

Speaker 5 Elephants have religion.

Speaker 3 8.

Speaker 3 We pray love, baby. Roll time.

Speaker 3 99.

Speaker 3 8, 8, 8. 95.

Speaker 5 Elephants have belief systems. Wow.

Speaker 3 It's crazy.

Speaker 5 All right, here it is.

Speaker 3 The world premiere.

Speaker 5 What was it? In the style of Magic Dragons. Me and Roan singing Punched.

Speaker 3 95.

Speaker 3 your lunch.

Speaker 3 He's gonna fucking rip your cock out.

Speaker 3 You're gonna get punched in the thunder.

Speaker 3 Bill is this a light thing and thunder. When we caught up in the storm and the thunder,

Speaker 3 and the lightning, and the thunder. Billy's a badass piranha, cause he put all the work in.
You got stood up like Madonna, because you act like a virgin.

Speaker 3 And to put it quite simply, he's like OJ on the loose. OJ's looking so pimply, he must be back on the juice.
Yeah, you're strolling and bloating, cause you're way overfed.

Speaker 3 Yeah, you think you're an Oscar, oscorn, you broke the bat with your head. Your twin might be named Ozzy and drugs ruin your life.
But no one's caring, you cuff, cause you're sharing your wife.

Speaker 3 Billy's gonna eat your lunch.

Speaker 3 He's gonna fucking rip your cock out. You're gonna get brunch.

Speaker 3 You're gonna get knocked the fuck out. Billy's gonna eat your lunch.

Speaker 3 He's gonna fucking rip your cock out. You're gonna get brunch.

Speaker 3 Bitch, the boards, you stitch. Can't hit a pitch, you swing and bitch.
Your car wash fail, your life is no fun. And that bomb bounce off your head for that one home run.

Speaker 3 You're gonna get knocked the fuck out. Billy's gonna eat your lunch.

Speaker 3 He's gonna fucking break your cock out.

Speaker 3 You're gonna get punched.

Speaker 3 You're gonna get knocked the fuck out. Billy's gonna eat your lunch.

Speaker 3 He's gonna fucking risk your cock out. You're gonna get brunch.

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