Leonard Fournette, Stafford To The Rams And Patrick Reed Is Hilarious

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Speaker 1 On today's part in my take, it is officially Super Bowl week.

Speaker 1 We have playoff Lenny, Leonard Fournette, on the show to kick off Super Bowl week, which is a weird Super Bowl week because we're not down in Tampa.

Speaker 1 We'll do all of our Super Bowl storylines and prop bets on Wednesday and Friday, but we do have playoff Lenny today.

Speaker 1 We also have the big Stafford, Jared Goff, picks, trade, Patrick Reed cheating, maybe again,

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It is Super Bowl week and it is fight week. Are we ready?

Speaker 1 Are we ready? I'm not officially ready yet. I hope I will be by the end of this episode, but not having the Pro Bowl today, the pageantry, the presentation, the electric competition,

Speaker 1 that was the perfect way to ease me in to Super Bowl week. And the Pro Bowl really was like the football equivalent of the Masters in terms of a great nap day.
Yep.

Speaker 1 Like a wonderful nap Sunday was watching neither offensive or defensive line really get out of the three-point stances at all, and them not trying until the very last drive of the game.

Speaker 1 So I do miss the Pro Bowl. It is a little weird.
We're not in Tampa this year. We will be in West Virginia on Friday night for Fight Week.
So Fight Week is officially here.

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Speaker 1 We're going to talk about that after our interview with Playoff Lenny, which is a good kickoff to Super Bowl Week, a participant in the Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 But before we do all that, let's talk about the big trade. So Saturday night, we get the big trade.

Speaker 1 Matthew Stafford going to the LA Rams in exchange for a third-round pick this year, a first-round pick next year, a first-round pick the year after, and Jared Goff.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 What was your knee-jerk reaction? My knee-jerk reaction was that Jared Goff needs to have a private meeting with Blake Griffin to figure out what to do in Detroit.

Speaker 1 Blake needs to be the welcoming committee and be like, here's how you transition from being a Cali bro to being a Michigander. Yeah.
A Michigander? A Michigander. A Mishander.
Michigander.

Speaker 1 Misgender. Of a misgender.
And tell them where all the great kneecap restaurants are. Tell them, hey, this is going to be confusing, Jared.

Speaker 1 Now the sun is going to rise in the south and also set in the south. That's going to be tough.
But knee-jerk reaction, is that good for the

Speaker 1 Lions, I guess, for the Rams? I mean, so

Speaker 1 this is. Sean McVay hates draft picks.
He just hates having first-round picks. Seven years in a row, they will go now without a first-round draft pick.
And I now am starting. Sean McVay

Speaker 1 has now flipped how my brain works where I'm starting to look at myself and be like, wait, do first-round picks not matter? Because he doesn't seem to think they do.

Speaker 1 Now, they do matter in the fact that they don't have any more for they'll go seven years without drafting in the first round.

Speaker 1 And people are like, oh, yeah, Sean McVay is saying, like, let's go win now. First-round picks don't matter.
It still matters for the Rams because, guess what?

Speaker 1 They're running out of first-round picks that they can trade. So, like, they first-round picks still matter for the Rams because they are capital to go trade for players.

Speaker 1 I do like, though, the idea that it's a little bit like a zag on everyone else in the league where it's like, hey, let's go get guys that are proven instead of drafting guys that who knows? Right.

Speaker 1 And so Jalen Ramsey did it and you know, Matthew Stafford, which I don't know. This is an all-in move.

Speaker 1 The Rams window feels like it's pretty small here, and they have to kind of win a Super Bowl in the next two years before

Speaker 1 the fact that they haven't had a first-round draft pick in seven years is going to catch up. Right.
And it's also weird that we're saying, like, oh, this is the next zag in the the NFL.

Speaker 1 The Rams have had proven success not ever using a first-round pick.

Speaker 1 Well, they made it to a Super Bowl. Right.
Barely. Right.
Didn't win, scored three points. Yeah.
But they haven't had, it's not like this is like the new Patriots mode.

Speaker 1 Like, it's not like there's a dynasty. It's like, oh, you actually don't need first-round picks.

Speaker 1 I think you typically do need first-round picks, but it does tell me that McVay absolutely hates like focusing his time on developing one person or developing like the entire team.

Speaker 1 It's like, do you want to date a virgin or do you want to date a MILF, someone that's been around for a while, knows all the tricks to the trade?

Speaker 1 So the Rams, like in Les Need

Speaker 1 does feel, well, Billy loves Milf. Billy loves, big MILF guy.
Les Sneed feels like he's going all in. Like if this doesn't work out, he'd probably be without a job.
McVay will be fine either way.

Speaker 1 But the Rams are in full-on win now. And I, before we get to the Lions, I don't, I think the Rams are probably better.

Speaker 1 I've always thought Matt Safford's pretty good,

Speaker 1 but it's weird for everyone to now have Matt Stafford as like a top five quarterback and be like, this was the missing piece for the Rams.

Speaker 1 They'll be good, but I don't know how this gets, like, they're the odds on favorite now to go to the Super Bowl from the NFC. Is that right?

Speaker 1 What's crazy

Speaker 1 is that if they're paying this much for Matt Stafford, how much is Deshaun Watson worth? Well,

Speaker 1 because McVay, this is a situation where McVay, I don't think, ever wanted Deshaun Watson because he's like best bros with Matt Stafford.

Speaker 1 And so he was planning on like offering whatever it took to get this done. And I don't know if Deshaun Watson's going to get like that.

Speaker 1 It's tough to pay more for a quarterback than what the Rams just did. Well, it also, we should throw out there that part of this deal for the Rams is getting out of Jared Goff's money.

Speaker 1 So that's part of the giving up two first-round picks. I had the same thought that, oh my God, what's Deshaun Watson worth? But then you have to remember that the Texans are fucking idiots.

Speaker 1 So the Texans will probably get less. They'll find a way to get less.

Speaker 1 They will actually use this against themselves instead of being the smart thing of like, here's the floor for what a quarterback, starting quarterback should be.

Speaker 1 They'll be like, hey, how about two first rounds and a fourth round?

Speaker 1 So judging off my newfound expertise in the stock market, they'll look at this as being like, wow, that's one less buyer that we could have. So I guess for price is going down on Deshaun.

Speaker 1 Right, exactly. We've got to act a lot better.
There's three fewer first-round picks out there that we could possibly get for them. What is it? Chiefs, Packers, and the Rams, Bucks, or something.

Speaker 1 So they're three. So they went to God for second.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And it's hard. I mean, they did it this year with defense.
Matt Stafford is going to be great for Sean McVay, but I just, that seems like a little bit of an overreaction.

Speaker 1 I think the Rams will be good, but to be like, oh, yeah, let's pencil him in for the Super Bowl. Now, the other thing...

Speaker 1 I think maybe Sean McVay just doesn't like working on Thursdays, and that's why he always trades his first-round picks. Because, I mean, if that's the case, then I kind of agree with him.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's, it's, I mean, I do think it is an interesting,

Speaker 1 I'm always interested in whenever a team does something that's different than what everyone else is doing. And that's essentially what they're doing.

Speaker 1 It's like, hey, we don't need these first-round picks. We'll figure out other ways to build a team.

Speaker 1 In theory, as a lazy person, I kind of respect it because it's like, let somebody else develop the guy. And then once you know if they're good or not, then, yeah, that's actually probably worth more.

Speaker 1 Like giving up a higher pick in the future for someone that you know for a fact is already a good player. Right, because you're not taking the risk.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 as a lazy person, I like it. I'll put it that way.

Speaker 1 There's a lot of people, too, who are like, well, the Rams are trading two first-round picks, but they'll be be late in the draft.

Speaker 1 I don't understand that logic. The NFL is so, uh, like, unless you have Patrick Mahomes or Tom Brady or Aaron Rodgers, like, the NFL is so up and down year to year, health-wise.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you had you won with your defense last year. It's harder to sustain a really good defense than I'd say it is to sustain a really good offense with a great quarterback.
And look at the Texans.

Speaker 1 When the Texans traded two picks, two first-round picks for Laramie Tunsell, they were 11 and 5, 10 and 6, and then they went 4 and 12. So they thought, oh, we'll trade these two first-round picks.

Speaker 1 They'll be in the mid-20s. Oh, whoops.
Now it's the third pick in the draft.

Speaker 1 And that's when it, like, if the Rams pull this off and they're good for the next three years, and good, meaning like deep runs in the playoffs, then I think that they didn't give up too much.

Speaker 1 But if anything happens that can happen every year in the NFL, the fucking Eagles are picking six after being in the Super Bowl four years ago.

Speaker 1 If anything happens and this ends up being a top five pick, I think that was a disastrous move. Yeah, I mean, health is such a a big factor, too.

Speaker 1 You could have Patrick Mahomes and still go like 4-12 if he gets hurt early in the season. Right.
So you can't pencil him in for having like a great, or like having a late 20s.

Speaker 1 You can't just be like, oh, this is what it is. It's fine.
I mean, you know what? No, I disagree. Because my brain is stuck in the second.
It's easier to just say that.

Speaker 1 Just say whatever is currently happening in the NFL will also be the case in three years. Yeah.
I have no problem just being lazy and saying that either way.

Speaker 1 It's weird to see that and then have the Cowboys picking 10th and the Niners who were in the Super Bowl last year picking 12th and be like, yeah, you know what?

Speaker 1 The Rams are definitely going to be picking 32nd. Well, the Rams also play in a very tough division.
Yes.

Speaker 1 Besides Cliff Kingsbury, it's probably the best coach division. Yeah.
You've got the coach with the best track record of success. You've got, I mean, that's a big besides, by the way.

Speaker 1 Besides, yeah, besides Cliff, who's just sitting in his American Psycho room blowing lines all day. It's huge.
Allegedly.

Speaker 1 I am very much excited for getting some Matt Stafford-Clayton Kershaw content. Did you know they grew up together, played baseball together? That was very quick.
I want to see Matt Stafford get back.

Speaker 1 I want to see him invited to the Dodgers training camp just so we can get another team picture with the two of them and have them highlighted and always linked together.

Speaker 1 They should just move in together. Yes.
All right. So the Lions' perspective from this.
The Lions' perspective from this.

Speaker 1 It was a home run for them in the fact that they are trying to fully rebuild now instead of half rebuild, which the Lions have kind of been perpetually stuck in.

Speaker 1 They now have, like, you know, draft capital to trade if they want to, or if they want, want, they can pick, you know, they have four first-round picks in a two-year span.

Speaker 1 I like this because Dan Campbell, if everything works out and they can actually draft well, which is a big if, that's a bigger if than Cliff Kingsbury saying if the Lions draft well, Dan Campbell has a chance to succeed here, and then we have the Lions,

Speaker 1 you know, biting kneecaps off, becoming a prophetic genius press conference, which would be the coolest thing ever.

Speaker 1 If everyone looks back and says, oh, you know, who we were wrong, like making fun of? Dan Campbell. That guy was right from day one.
Yeah, that will be cool.

Speaker 1 Do you think Jared Goff has the personality to bite kneecaps off? I think

Speaker 1 he's got to get it. You got to develop it.
Step one, if I'm Jared, I think you got to like, you really have to change the lookup. Yes.
Because you do look Kelly bro. We love Jared.

Speaker 1 But if you're going to go to Detroit, you need to grow either a mustache, maybe just the goatee,

Speaker 1 grow the hair out a little bit. Yep.
Cut it into a muscle. You'll see a little hair, yeah.
Yeah, get a flow. If he gets a flow going, then I could could see him becoming a Detroit guy.

Speaker 1 But right now, it's like you will look like a misplaced Ryan Gossett. Yeah, maybe a neck tattoo.
Hell yeah. That would be cool.

Speaker 1 Get a truck. Jared, I can tell that Jared's secretly always been a, I want to be a truck guy guy.
Yes. Now's your chance.
Get a truck. Yes.
Don't bring that Tesla.

Speaker 1 So the Lions, though, this, I like this move for them. Like, they have, they're actually rebuilding.

Speaker 1 And not only are they rebuilding, but they have a quarterback in Jared Goff who, yes, we are biased because we're friends with Jared Goff, but who can you know be keep them in games keep them relevant it's not a total like hey we're gonna throw out no one here and hope it goes well they won't be terrible right away so you don't have to worry about like oh the winning culture and all that shit I think it's a home run for the Lions I think they did the right thing especially after the fact that Matt Stafford said you know like they played their hand.

Speaker 1 They said Matt Stafford was going to get traded, and they still were able to pull off a pretty damn good trade.

Speaker 1 I did love the note that Matt Stafford said he would be cool with getting traded anywhere except the New England Patriots because Matt Patricia.

Speaker 1 So that is a beautiful grudge that he's like, fuck that. I do not want to be in the same room.
I don't think Matt Patricia, what is he, like a special assistant now? He's an intern.

Speaker 1 You go back, you have to restart your video game career once you go back to New England. And you lose all your stats.

Speaker 1 What were you going to say, Hank? I mean, I think in general, I think veterans, unless you're trying to win a championship, which clearly he doesn't care as much about,

Speaker 1 they don't like going. Chris Long said it the best.

Speaker 1 It's fun to win, but it's not fun. Like the culture isn't a culture that's like, I want to go there.
But I don't like that. I like you want to win.

Speaker 1 I think he uses Matt Patricia as like a. I think it was Matt Patricia.
Yeah, probably just 100%.

Speaker 1 Literally, I think he would probably love to go play for Bill Belichick, but the fact that Matt Patricia is there is probably why he said that.

Speaker 1 But Matt Patricia is a defensive

Speaker 1 hates him, yeah. I guess.

Speaker 1 I think it's a combination of both, and he just used Patricia as an excuse. But it's weird to have one team, and the one team is the guy who used to be your coach, who just went to the bottom.

Speaker 1 But also, is the notoriously hardest team to play?

Speaker 1 I don't think it had as much to do with Bill Belichick as it did.

Speaker 1 I think it's the guy that's like, I think Matt Stafford almost probably said, didn't say, like, I don't want to go to New England because of Bill Belichick.

Speaker 1 And then the last second was like, you know what? Patricia's force is too strong. Yeah.
We do get a chance for an immediate revenge game next year, too, because the Rams play against the Lions.

Speaker 1 Oh, nice. That's going to be fun.
That would be great. So

Speaker 1 overall, yeah, I mean, it will be interesting what happens with the sean i do think that the saints maybe now will go with jameis which would be great um

Speaker 1 and then it was it was random to have this happen on a saturday night be like oh here's a block because you don't see trades like this very often in the nfl i think it's going to be i think the football team is going to make a run i also think your bears are going to make a run at the sean yeah i just don't know like dan snyder does not give a fuck dan snyder will be like i'll give you every first-round pick that i'm allowed to give you by the laws of the league to try to get Deshaun.

Speaker 1 He's a proven guy. Now, it would be very funny if the Bears got Deshaun and then the football team settled for Mitch.

Speaker 1 And then what if Mitch got really good? He is going to get really good wherever he goes.

Speaker 1 Wherever he goes. What do you guys say? You see Deshaun Watson's Instagram story? No.
He's on some

Speaker 1 LLC

Speaker 1 finance bro shit. He put up an Instagram story.
Is he on the moon? It's the Wolf of Wall Street. It's a picture of the Wolf of Wall Street, Leo.

Speaker 1 And it says, if you're 20 to 30 and your main circle isn't discussing opening businesses, investing, escaping the 95, fitness, and self-development, then it's time to find a new circle.

Speaker 1 Your network is your net worth. Oh, okay.
I like that. So he's on some real entrepreneurial shit right now.
I like that. Make the money.

Speaker 1 The Doge of Wall Street, which, by the way, still holding on to my Doge.

Speaker 1 Had it since August. I had this thought last Thursday night because it was up like 8,000%.

Speaker 1 When do you know that you're on the moon? Because I want to hold until I'm on the moon, but it occurred to me. $1.
I don't know where the moon is.

Speaker 1 Once you're floating.

Speaker 1 $1 is the moon. $1 is the moon.
So we got a long way to go until we get to the moon. Yeah, no,

Speaker 1 the moon is still small in the sky because we're talking about Dogecoin. But what if I fall short and I become a star? That could be a good thing.
The star is pretty good, too. That would be cool.

Speaker 1 And yeah.

Speaker 1 I also thought about selling, but I'm also addicted to the roller coaster. Yeah.
So when you sell, I could make a lot of of money off of it, but then I'm done with the ride. And that's for fun for me.

Speaker 1 And you have weak hands. You don't want to have weak hands.
You don't want to have weak hands. You have silver hands.
I'm down here. I'm in the fucking hand.

Speaker 1 Paper hands suck. Silver hands are where it's at.
I want kneecaps. Diamond hands.
Kneecap hands. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Billy, how much Dogecoin are you? Is it your entire net worth? I didn't get into crypto. Oh, okay.
All right. Well, that was the one thing you didn't get into.
Weak hands.

Speaker 1 Are you going to be able to beat Jose up with those hands? My hands were full at that time. Jose's got diamond hands.
He hasn't sold anything in his life. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 All right, let's do. Oh, Patrick Reed.
So, the other story this weekend: Patrick Reed, America's favorite golf villain,

Speaker 1 is back.

Speaker 1 I love this. I love Patrick Reed so much.
So, he

Speaker 1 sort of didn't actually cheat. He actually didn't cheat.
He just bends the rules, and because he's Patrick Reed, everyone flipped out.

Speaker 1 It's only cheating if you get caught. Right, and he like he bent, he bent the rules.
He is Patrick Reed. But then afterwards, it was found out that he possibly has a burner.

Speaker 1 It's probably his wife because his wife seems like definitely a burner spouse. She gives burner spouse energy off.

Speaker 1 But he tweeted something, and it was word for word what the burner account had just tweeted as well. So I actually DM'd the burner.
I was like, what's up, Patrick? You want to come on the show?

Speaker 1 No response. I actually respect, though, Patrick Reed.
One, because he is good for golf.

Speaker 1 Every sport needs a villain.

Speaker 1 If you're a golf fan and you're so angry at Patrick Reed that you want him out of golf, you have to question whether you're a golf fan because guys who get this type of reaction on a Saturday afternoon in January on a tournament, I don't even know what tournament they're playing, that's good for golf.

Speaker 1 Oh, I love it. I love it.
That's good for golf. You're right.
His wife is a burner spouse 100%. Although I think that this might have also been Patrick.
I think she probably...

Speaker 1 like runs Patrick's phones for him. I'm not talking like his accounts, his social media presence.
I think his wife just has two phones, one for herself, one for Patrick. She texts for him.

Speaker 1 She talks on the phone for him. Everyone checks his emails.
Everyone's conversing with just Patrick's wife. They probably share a voicemail still in the year 2021.
I like that the burner is still up.

Speaker 1 I think that that makes it even funnier because what happens usually with these burner accounts is the person will immediately delete it, run, say it wasn't them.

Speaker 1 I hope that Patrick Reed's wife gets does a press conference. I hope he wins his tournament today, does a press conference like, yeah, that's my burner.
What the fuck are are you gonna do about it?

Speaker 1 Oh, he'll never do that. He'll never know, his wife.
Oh, his wife. His wife is like, what are you gonna do? No one else is gonna defend Patrick.
So, what is it? Use golf facts? Use golf facts.

Speaker 1 Use golf facts

Speaker 1 to defend this facts on. I like that we've still got somebody out there that's committed to the facts in this case because, yeah, he didn't technically cheat.

Speaker 1 He just pulled the, yeah, let me get a volunteer over here. You see, that's where my ball was embedded

Speaker 1 off the first hop, which, yeah, the amount of spin that guy puts on it is Dr. English.
Yeah, it can bounce and then it skies up in the air and comes down with a heat of like a thousand cannonballs.

Speaker 1 And so, yeah, it was like a fried egg situation, I'm sure, underneath that four inches of grass that cushioned the blow. And he totally gaslit the guy.

Speaker 1 He was like, hey, feel this lip. He was like, feel the lip.
And the guy was like, yeah,

Speaker 1 there's a lip there. And then after the round, Patrick Reed was like, yeah, then the volunteer came over and yeah, he agreed.
The ball was clearly embedded.

Speaker 1 And the volunteer's like, I guess I said that. It's awesome.
He's great for golf. He's great for golf because he's such a villain and you need somebody like that in every sport.
So I'm happy.

Speaker 1 He should you know what he should have done? You should have just stepped on the ball. Like if it's not embedded, just step on it really hard.
Like wiggle your heel in a little bit.

Speaker 1 Keep walking around. Act like you can't find it.
Come back and then look at the ball. Oh, guess what? It's embedded.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 My only problem with Patrick Reid is that he's not creative enough when it comes to cheating. He cheats kind of like a doofus would.
Yes. You got to be, you got to really, really bend the rules.

Speaker 1 He cheats. He cheats knowing,

Speaker 1 like, he's the guy who would just steal something, let's say a wallet, hypothetically, and everyone will know that you stole it, and there's like, no, it wasn't me. Like, but dude, we saw you do it.

Speaker 1 He's like, no, it wasn't me. That's the type of cheating that he does.
And I'm, Patrick Reed, I hope he embraces it in the fact that, like, Everyone thinks you're a cheater.

Speaker 1 There's really nothing you can do to stop that at this point in your career. Just fucking embrace it.
Like he did nothing actually illegal, but he's Patrick Reed, so he cheated. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's just how it works. Like Patrick Reed, you cheat.
That's a way.

Speaker 1 I want him to start like cutting out like golf ball size holes in his pocket and just dropping them down his pants leg into the bunk. I want him to ground the shit out of his club and then deny it.

Speaker 1 All of it. I want him to do it.
I want him to kick a ball in. I want him to like, yeah, I want him to take like the pin out and like do a bank shot off of it and nail it in.

Speaker 1 I want Patrick Reed to be the biggest scumbag in the history of golf. Yes.
I mean he already is. He just needs to embrace it.

Speaker 1 His wife needs to keep that fucking burner account and do not delete it and keep defending Patrick. And also, Patrick, just hire your wife to be your caddy.

Speaker 1 That would be so much better.

Speaker 1 Have you read...

Speaker 1 People really, really hate him. So I went down a little mini rabbit hole.
The fact that he

Speaker 1 won six straight Mondays in Q school where there's not a lot of fanfare and not a lot of like rules officials. So everyone pretty much just says that he cheated his way into the PGA.

Speaker 1 But then he got a master. He won a master.
He's pretty damn good, but it's just very funny. Everything about Patrick Reed, people are just like, fuck this guy, fuck him forever.

Speaker 1 He stole wallets, all this stuff, allegedly.

Speaker 1 In the words of Nick Faldo, welcome to the new age. To the new age.
You can't, there's nothing Patrick Reed can do that will make people like him at this point. So just go all the way.

Speaker 1 It's so good for golf.

Speaker 1 If he just is a total dick and scumbag, like openly and just says fuck you guys what are you gonna do about it yeah i'm patrick reed motherfuckers i would also like to see blake punch him in the face yeah i want to see a fist fight i want to see patrick reed like at some point i don't blame patrick reed anymore for cheating and getting away with it i blame everybody else on the tour for not doing anything to make him stop like physically assaulting him yes yeah oh yeah there's definitely guys who wanted to punch me here's a little snippet from patrick reed's alleged burner account which is probably his wife's account uh someone was calling him a cheater and uh Use Golf Facts said, You're a hater, and it sounds like that is all you will ever be.

Speaker 1 Patrick Reed is not a cheater. He had one rules and fraction in eight seasons on tour, on both PJ and Euro tour.

Speaker 1 There are players with multiple rules and fractions in one season, much less eight years. Take your hate somewhere else.
Now,

Speaker 1 there is a new trend that people make fake burner accounts for other people, and they'll be like, oh, we found this burner account. It's usually never the case.

Speaker 1 The only reason I believe this is truly Patrick Reed's burner account, who would ever spend that much time trying to like defend him? So

Speaker 1 if it was real, there's no one in the world who defends him. So it has to be Patrick Reed or his wife.

Speaker 1 And no one is spending six months trying to frame Patrick Reed for something like this because they would just assume Patrick Reed probably has it himself.

Speaker 1 Well, also, if you're using actual golf facts, as use golf facts does. Use golf facts.
That's tough.

Speaker 1 That actually would take way too much time for somebody that's trying to frame someone for a burner account. If I'm going to make a burner account for Patrick Reed, I'm just going to be a big asshole.

Speaker 1 I'm just going to say,

Speaker 1 you're a fucking hater. Patrick Reed is handsome and not fat at all.
Yeah, here's the new Imagine Dragons song. Yeah, I would retweet Imagine Dragons constantly.
I would like Imagine Dragons.

Speaker 1 I would be very blatant.

Speaker 1 The subtlety of this account tells me that it is, in fact. And it's been around for a while.
It is, in fact, a Patrick Reed or what's her name?

Speaker 1 Mrs. Reed.
Mrs. Reed Mrs.
Reed

Speaker 1 knows

Speaker 1 Miss Justine Miss Justine's Twitter account yeah I fucking love Patrick Reed man he's like I when I say I love him I hate him but I love him that he exists because he does make sports so much more fun if you can't golf is in great hands right now like no one golf fans wanted there to be another tiger there's never gonna be another tiger instead we got fucking Bryson DeChambeau uh gaining 60 pounds and and using his compass on the course we got got the coolest guy in the world, Brooks Kepka.

Speaker 1 We got Patrick Reed cheating left and right and being a fat douche, which is very funny to me. Who else? You know, Rory, everyone just picks Rory every single tournament.
He never does it.

Speaker 1 And Dustin Johnson falling downstairs for God knows what reason and winning last big cat. He's slipped sober.
Golf is great right now. Golf is in great hands.

Speaker 1 I'm looking at pictures of Miss Justine right now. She's definitely killed someone.
She's

Speaker 1 definitely killed.

Speaker 1 I'm getting big time. With her eyes.
She's into astrology I'm just gonna make a bunch of snap judgments about her off these pictures really

Speaker 1 none of these are facts no they're use golf facts. Yes

Speaker 1 I'm using golf facts to describe okay. She's killed someone.
She's into astrology

Speaker 1 She

Speaker 1 maybe not vaccinated never taking a vaccine in her life is about what I was

Speaker 1 that's what I was gonna say

Speaker 1 and Let's see here she's posted on QAnon message boards. Mm-hmm.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Off the top of my head, all strong vibes from her. Yeah,

Speaker 1 she definitely has a very strong, let me talk to the manager vibe. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Q School was something that really set her off.

Speaker 1 Okay, let's get to who's back of the week, and then we'll have playoff Lenny, Leonard Fournette, on the show.

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Who's back of the week?

Speaker 1 Hank.

Speaker 1 Who's back is Jizz? Oh, you took mine.

Speaker 1 I had a feeling. I had a feeling that was.
I have other ones if you want to pretend that I know. No, go off on Jizz.
Jizz Horn Camp.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Went off. It was trending.
I hopped on Twitter on Saturday, and it was just Jizz was all over my timeline. It was just a bukake of tweets.
And I was like, why?

Speaker 1 And it was like this guy in the Premier League scored four goals and everyone was just, you know. I think it was German.
I think

Speaker 1 Jizz is German. I think any soccer league is whatever.
It's Premier. Yeah.
No, I agree. It's a good competition.
If he played in the EPL,

Speaker 1 they would make him change his name to something more proper. Just be like...
Series A? Who's the series Ah? Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 Siri Ah. Like David Seaman.
Fuck. His name wasn't David Jiz.

Speaker 1 I don't know how this guy hasn't come up before, though. I think that's one of those things where

Speaker 1 does.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but how does Jiz, how does that not...

Speaker 1 How do you have that name? How did he

Speaker 1 change your name? It's like the Seinfeld episode when she's dating the serial killer. Why don't you just change your name? What company?

Speaker 1 What company? What country is he from? Germany. So he's from Germany, so they probably don't use Jizz the same way we do.
Exactly. So what do you mean? Why didn't you change it?

Speaker 1 They don't even come in German anymore.

Speaker 1 What do they call it? They're shit on each other. I guess not, yeah.
They empty their bowels. But, yeah, Hank, you know, there's different languages and different slang.
Yeah, but I feel like

Speaker 1 sex slang is all the same. It's universal.

Speaker 1 Have you ever seen any train porn from Europe? No. Yeah, where they just fucking train.
No, no, no. They don't do this.
Oh, oh, oh.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 a different job. They're fucking audio.
You're talking about maps of train slash. That's like the sex.
That's what PFT watches.

Speaker 1 In Germany, there are two types of porn.

Speaker 1 One is where they train straight. There's a lot about train porn there, PFT.

Speaker 1 One is where they crap on each other, and the other is just like two college kids that fuck on a train, and no one ever catches them.

Speaker 1 What's the slang that we have here that you could, like, if someone was named,

Speaker 1 I don't know, it's just different languages.

Speaker 1 They probably don't even think, like, oh, jizz is jizz. We think it's jizz.
English to German. Come is come.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but what about jizz?

Speaker 1 I don't know. I bet you Germans don't, don't, they're not down with the jizz.
They don't say Jiz. No, for sure not.
But we haven't heard of him because I don't think he's exploded.

Speaker 1 Like, Jizz exploded on Saturday. He had four goals in the second half.
Sperma. That's Sperma? Okay.
So, like, if your name was Sperma,

Speaker 1 the German PMT would be laughing at you right now. Yeah.
I feel like American kids would make fun of me too, though. Sperma? Yeah.

Speaker 1 It actually sounds like a team in the third division in the Bundeslatta. Series C? Yeah,

Speaker 1 Series C. Yeah.
Yeah, we got Sperma.

Speaker 1 Let's see. German

Speaker 1 Cox.

Speaker 1 Big game coming up. Ten funny German sex words to pimp up your Deutscher Dirty talk.

Speaker 1 Here we go. I mean, Deutschland sounds like a dirty word anyway.
It does. Yeah, it does.
Definitely. I agree.

Speaker 1 Lus Pearl. Nice.
Clitorus. Nice.
That's what that means.

Speaker 1 Morgan Latte.

Speaker 1 That's Morningwood. So, yeah, there's some people.
Yeah, so when we say latte. That's also what

Speaker 1 Justine Reed orders at Starbucks. It's like I'm going to go.
Morgan Latte with my big high boots.

Speaker 1 So when you say I'm going to drink a latte over in Germany, they're like, oh, that guy's talking about drinking a boner. That's funny.
Yeah, that is. All right, so Jiz is back.
Jiz is back.

Speaker 1 Who do you have?

Speaker 1 Jizz.

Speaker 1 Jiz was going to be back big time for me. All right.
My Who's Back Week is getting old, so PFT and I had our birthdays this week. Happy birthday, PFT.
Happy birthday, big guys. Happy birthday, guys.

Speaker 1 Thanks, Hank. And I had my first kidney stone, so that was cool.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Saturday Saturday morning. What? Squoze it out.
Just fucking squirted that shit out. That was like, welcome to 36.

Speaker 1 You're old. Fuck.

Speaker 1 Do you see older? Seven more years. It's going to be you, PFD.
Yeah. Yeah, seven more years.
Man, I feel

Speaker 1 like I'm going to share that. So when you squirted it out,

Speaker 1 you pretty much gave birth. That's the male equivalent to having a child, passing a child.
Correct. So I overdosed on vitamin C, apparently, taking like four to five

Speaker 1 things, tablets of airborne every single day for a week because we were traveling last week. So I was trying to be extra conscious of my health.

Speaker 1 Yeah, not good, not smart. So Friday night, my dick started to burn.
I was like, well, that sucks. And then Saturday morning, just pissed out a little pebble.

Speaker 1 I feel like a man, though. Did it make a sound when it hit the toilet? No, but I feel like a man.
Don't you, I feel like I just. Did you scoop it up and hold on to it? No, dude,

Speaker 1 I need some gout.

Speaker 1 Maybe a side of gout. Because you could have filmed that shit on eBay.
Yes, you should have named it Nexus Plus.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we should have bronzed it and hung it in the studio. I was more freaked out that I pissed out a pebble.
Put it on a

Speaker 1 charm bracelet. Put it on.

Speaker 1 Shout out my kidney stone fam. I'm sure there's some people out there.
They know what's up. It fucking sucks, man.
What do you have there, Billy?

Speaker 1 I got some presents for you guys. Oh, okay.
Thanks, Billy. This is Fresh for PFT.
Okay. Thanks, Billy.
What is it? Oh, it's a picture of Leroy that I already had in the studio. Thanks, Billy.

Speaker 1 What's mine? And I got a piece of paper that probably says sorry for being annoying all the time. And then I also

Speaker 1 Billy gave me a, this certificate can be exchanged for one hug. What does it say? One defense.
Into the mic. One def.
What? Defending

Speaker 1 of your honor. Don't look at Big Cat when you're talking.

Speaker 1 Please talk into the mic. Okay.
One defense of your honor.

Speaker 1 So that's going to be this Friday. It says defense.

Speaker 1 E did not. That word is not defense.
That's disuse. And that's Homer.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Disuse. You know how of Homer? I have bad handwriting.
Very bad. Okay, thank you, Billy.
I will be exchanging this on Friday against Jose. Thanks for a picture of my dead dog.

Speaker 1 Oh, you got those for all of us?

Speaker 1 I had that commandeered for you. Oh, nice.
Thanks. Appreciate it.
Cool. Billy, thank you.
Isn't there like a bird? Did you get like 30 of those sent to you, PFT? Yeah. Yeah, I have

Speaker 1 a lot of pictures of Ruby. Oh, one was accidentally sent to you.
So then you gave it to the PFT. Which I am appreciative of for giving it to them.
For giving it to me. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'll put this next to the other. All right, who's your who's back, Billy?

Speaker 1 The offseason. What?

Speaker 1 We got to consult it. One, we're not in the offseason yet.
We're almost. Two, you're not in the offseason.
You got a fight out Friday.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 your who's back is the offseason, which hasn't started. Well, it's going to be back.

Speaker 1 It's going to be back next year. It's free.
Why, Jake, what's your who's back? That would be a great

Speaker 1 way to go, Billy. Seven days from now.
Billy, his mind is so sharp right now for this fight. The blue check marks.
Rowan tweeted this out. You can now get your house blue check marks.

Speaker 1 That's not real, though. Damn.
Yeah, somebody made that up as a satiric.

Speaker 1 He applied and said that it was actually good to be able to do it. Yeah, he looked into it.

Speaker 1 You're no longer an unverified bad boy. I looked into it.
No, he's not. That's a great point, Jake.
It is a great point. Very cool point.
Yeah. So you can apply for this if it was real.

Speaker 1 I would never apply for something like that. Yeah, just email Gas again.

Speaker 1 No, they forced me. Yeah, right.
No, Twitter forced me to. So probably,

Speaker 1 someone's probably going to mail one of these plaques to my apartment.

Speaker 1 You're going to send out a task rabbit guide to just put it above my door for a while. I would like the blue check marketing.

Speaker 1 What did you do? You just emailed Gaz, right? No, I didn't email him. You didn't give me email gas.
I'm about

Speaker 1 females, not emails. You should give Jake yours then.
Yeah, you should. I'll take it.
Yeah, I'll give it to you. All right.
How do you do it? I'll give it to you. Twitter.

Speaker 1 If you work at Twitter, reach out. I'll give Jake my blue check mark.
No deal. Okay, perfect.
All right, let's get to our. Imagine wanting to be verified.
Happy birthday, both. Thank you, Jake.

Speaker 1 All right, let's get to our interview. We got Playoff Lenny on the show.

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Speaker 1 Okay, here he is. Playoff Lenny, Leonard Fournette, going to be in the Super Bowl this Sunday for the Tampa Bay Bucks.

Speaker 1 Okay, it is Super Bowl week, so we figured let's get a guy who's actually playing in the Super Bowl. It is formerly known as Leonard Fournette, now Playoff Lenny.

Speaker 1 Great to have you on the show. Congrats on the NFC Championship game.
Big week coming up. Can we start with Playoff Lenny? Does anyone actually call you Playoff Lenny?

Speaker 4 Nah, nah.

Speaker 1 So the funny thing, let me tell you about that thing.

Speaker 4 My uncle, who passed away when I was younger, used to call me Lenny, right?

Speaker 4 And I hated that shit. I'm like, I tell my mom, I'm like, man, please tell them to stop calling me Lenny.
That ain't my name. So

Speaker 4 I came to Tampa.

Speaker 4 Everybody started calling me Lenny. I'm like, listen, that's not my name, homie.
My name is Lennon. Like, get that right.
So I guess when the playoffs came, I don't know where it came from.

Speaker 4 This playoff Lenny came out of nowhere. So, I just ran with it.

Speaker 1 I think we know where it came from.

Speaker 1 So, in the first week of the playoffs, wild card, you're playing against my Washington football team, and I was watching on a live stream with our Bucs guy here, and he was just annoying the shit out of me.

Speaker 1 Every single thing that he said was just making me mad because you guys were beating us. And he kept referring to you as Lenny, and I was like, no one in the world calls him Lenny.

Speaker 1 I brought that up to Big Cat, and he's like, yeah, that's playoff Lenny. Like, we had playoff Damien last year.
Yeah, now you're playoff Lenny because you operate at a different speed.

Speaker 1 And then Big Cat started texting with Joe Buck. Well, no, so Joe texted me.
So we made fun of playoff Damien the nickname last year because Joe Buck dropped that in the Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 We're like, dude, there's no way that that's anyone's calling him playoff Damien. And he showed us the notes and we had him on the show because we're friends of him.

Speaker 1 So he was going through his notes before your game against the Saints and he texted me. He's like, look, playoff Lenny.
just so you know, if I drop it, like, I'm not making this up.

Speaker 1 And then he didn't say it during the game, and I texted him. I was like, Can you please drop a playoff Lenny? And he finally did it.
It's a great nickname. Come on, man.

Speaker 1 I know you don't like the name Lenny, but playoff Lenny, that it's a different.

Speaker 1 There's Leonard, and then there's Playoff Lenny.

Speaker 4 It has a ring too. You're right about that.

Speaker 1 Let's actually, though, like, I don't think people, I think people think it's a joke. Playoff Lenny's real.
Playoff Lenny has seven touchdowns in six games.

Speaker 1 Playoff Lenny has 453 yards rushing, 146 yards receiving in six games. What is it? Like, there's got to be something.

Speaker 1 Is there a switch that you flip where, or like a phone booth you go into when you go from Leonard Fournette and you come out playoff Lenny?

Speaker 4 I think you can say,

Speaker 4 you know, I know how important this postseason is for us. You know what I mean? And

Speaker 4 I know

Speaker 4 my role I play on the team, just like everybody else's role, it's important. So

Speaker 4 just play off many times. That's all.

Speaker 1 Yeah, is there such a thing as playoff speed? I always hear that it's like you know, playoff games are played at a different level from like regular season NFL games.

Speaker 4 Uh, I think so, because uh, I think I played a

Speaker 4 matter of fact, I tweeted a tweet in the beginning of the playoffs. I said, playoffs where ledges are made, you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 So, I've been in a situation before in Jacksonville, uh, where you can earn a great reputation in the playoffs.

Speaker 1 So, that's about that. So, it's interesting because when you were in Jacksonville, you were teammates with our good friend Blake Bortles.
Well,

Speaker 1 I'd actually like to give you the floor because we have slandered you in the past on the show

Speaker 1 for saying that Blake had bad breath. Would you like to take that back?

Speaker 4 Nah, Blake's my guy. You know what it is.

Speaker 1 So does he have bad breath? No, we're no, listen. We're best friends with Blake Bortles.
So

Speaker 1 whatever you say right now, like, it's going to get back to him. So

Speaker 4 I mean, like, listen, listen. Everybody has their days you know what i mean you know you know this is you know that's just what it is

Speaker 4 listen blake is a stand-up guy i'm not gonna lie to you blake was one of the uh besides jill and the rest of my guys he's like top three top four one of my best teammates i've ever had i played with i've always thought that his breath smelled wonderful does are you saying that because you think tom brady has better breath

Speaker 4 with different circumstances i'm in a huddle with him why why are you this this close to his face?

Speaker 4 How do you know his breath's not good or not?

Speaker 1 I don't understand that.

Speaker 1 We've hung out with him a ton. Yeah, we've been in the back of a bus with him.

Speaker 1 We've stayed at his house. We slept at his house in Jacksonville.

Speaker 4 So y'all started this crony shit.

Speaker 1 Actually, no, I want you to. Yeah, maybe.
Yeah, I want you to apologize to Blake. He doesn't have bad breath.

Speaker 4 Listen,

Speaker 4 Blake's my guy. I love Blake.
So, you know what I mean? It is what it is.

Speaker 1 You keep saying that, and I don't believe it. See, watch, watch how easy it is.
Blake's my guy. I think he has beautiful breath.

Speaker 4 Blake's my guy, and I love him.

Speaker 1 Okay, fine. Fine.

Speaker 1 But it is interesting because you played on that Jaguars team that played against Tom Brady's Patriots in the playoffs. You guys should have won that game.

Speaker 1 Have you talked to Tom about that and been like, hey, you know that Miles Jack was not down, right?

Speaker 1 Right?

Speaker 4 I'm like, I'm like, Tom, you're a fucking cheater. You're a cheater.

Speaker 4 like he was like man y'all he's like man y'all was so good he's like i don't know what happened i said i know what happened y'all cheated us he was laughing his ass

Speaker 1 yeah that was i mean you guys were close but now you're you're in the super bowl um the nfc championship game you did a move that i love so you dropped the ball pat uh in uh that he threw to you and you looked at your hands like your hands had failed you do you do that often i think that's just a hilarious thing to do to be like that wasn't me playoff lenny that was my hands like what the what did they just do

Speaker 4 nah i mean like uh don't get me wrong i was pissed off about the situation you know dropping the ball you know what i mean but you know you can't make up any excuses in an important game like that you know the sun was killing my eyes i had a shield on and somehow some way

Speaker 4 the sunlight was directly in the shield and had a glare on it and i couldn't see the ball so i got on the sideline was frustrated you know i got a couple words out and i just moved on to the next play

Speaker 1 it is a good move though it's it's way better to look at your hands than it is to point up in the sky at the sun because then everyone's like oh that's an excuse but when you're looking at your hands it's totally different it's like something must have happened here beyond my control it's like a tennis player looking at his racket after he misses a shot it's like that's the same racket dude

Speaker 1 it's

Speaker 1 like when i swing and miss on the tee when i'm playing golf and i look at my club afterwards i'm like whoa that that club should have hit the ball that's not on me

Speaker 1 not your fault yeah uh one thing i I've noticed this postseason, I don't know if you've done it all the time in the past, but every LSU player is rocking the purple and gold shoulder pads underneath.

Speaker 1 And so it's like you and Devin White down there are both wearing them.

Speaker 1 And I'm just wondering if you're going to have any hesitation to run over Tyran Matthew in the Super Bowl, because you know he's probably got those pads on too.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I think we all, I don't know, we all have them. I've been wearing mine since my rookie year.
And he's a former Tiger. He's from New Orleans.
We both went to the same high school.

Speaker 4 It's It's going to be a great matchup. You know, he's

Speaker 4 probably

Speaker 4 one of the top two best coming from LSU.

Speaker 4 You know what I mean? And for being a former Tiger. And it's just an honor to play against guys like that.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 Who have teams and also who's has great careers in college and who's continuing to have great careers in the NFL.

Speaker 1 That's a good answer. You prepped for Media Day.
You did a good job of not giving any bulletin board material right there. I don't know.
Are you guys going to do media day?

Speaker 1 Is there going to be like a sit-down where you sit on a Zoom for three hours and some guy in a barrel talks to you?

Speaker 4 Yeah, I think that'd be kind of different. We do it Monday.
I don't know how it is. It's my first Super Bowl, so I'm excited.

Speaker 1 So speaking of LSU, another one of our guys, Coach O, you were on the team that Coach O took over for as interim head coach, and then he got the job the next year.

Speaker 1 What was it like in the locker room when Coach O takes over head coaching duty and you guys killed Missouri. You were two and two and you killed Missouri that game.
Was he just electric?

Speaker 1 Like, what was it like when he gets in front of everyone for the first time? He's like, this is what we're going to do.

Speaker 1 Because we have a theory that he's the greatest, like, get everyone pumped coach there is.

Speaker 4 So when he first became our coach, he came in playing. I think he was playing Boosie.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 4 He was getting the whole team hyped up. I mean, it was something different for us, too.
It wasn't really used to that. And I think he's the one who taught us about fast.

Speaker 4 I think he brought like the USC practice to LSU, Fast Fridays, Perfect Thursdays, things like that. And

Speaker 4 he's a great man.

Speaker 4 He told me when I was

Speaker 4 a senior and I wound up declaring to go to LSU. He said, I'm going to coach you one day.
Believe that. I'm like, man, he's crazy.
This one was at USC. I'm like, he's not.

Speaker 4 I'm like, coach, you're never going to coach me. And he wound up coaching my junior year, my last year at LSU.
That's the crazy thing.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 What was Tell the Truth Monday like? Did things sometimes get too real on Tell the Truth Monday?

Speaker 4 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 4 You know, you'll see guys missing tackles. You'll see guys

Speaker 4 missing blocks, making the wrong cuts. You'll see guys falling all over the place.
And like,

Speaker 4 it's embarrassing, you know what I mean, for some guys who consider themselves as top tier players, but it made you better. You know,

Speaker 4 you learned from that Monday, and you just moved on with it.

Speaker 1 That one play that you had against Auburn at LSU, where you basically just carried people into the end zone, threw one guy off of like the top of your head.

Speaker 1 That's probably my favorite all-time run from a college football player. When you got into the end zone, did you realize how cool that must have been?

Speaker 1 And how long did it take you to go back and watch that?

Speaker 1 I didn't realize

Speaker 4 the run.

Speaker 4 Like, I didn't know he flipped over my head until the replay. And I was like, damn, I'm like,

Speaker 4 I was just shocked, you know what I mean? I think, and that's when my name kind of was out there. Everybody was tweeting about me.

Speaker 4 It was just so much built up to that game, too, because the year before that, they whooped our ass. It's like they whooped us.

Speaker 4 We was freshmen, went up to Arvin. I think they've been like 56-7.

Speaker 4 I guess one of their safeties, their defensive guys were still talking crazy.

Speaker 4 You know, this and that. That's just going to be LSU, number seven.
We got seven guys who could stop him.

Speaker 1 So a lot of things were built up into that game and it's it wound up being a crazy game do you feel did you feel faster at tiger stadium with the numbers being every five instead of every ten

Speaker 1 it looks faster just so you know as a fan watching on the couch it always looks like guys are running faster because they have every single five yards marked off i think i think it's just different when i say that I think you become older, you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 And

Speaker 4 you're fresh in college. I'm not going gonna lie to you.
You're fresh.

Speaker 4 You know, you come, you leave college, you come to the NFL, you have a, you have a couple miles on you, you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 So it's all about managing your speed, all about, you know, just staying in shape at the end of the day, to be honest.

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And now more play of Lenny.

Speaker 1 I've always felt that you could have been one guy that kind of proved the the exception where you probably could have gone straight to the NFL out of high school do you feel like you know when you first got to LSU thinking back to how you felt then how fast you were how big you were do you think that you could have gone to the NFL and been like an impact running back nah man it was different like I think it was different for me coming from high school to the to college.

Speaker 4 You know, in college, I mean, high school, you don't have to block guys. You don't have to know what the mic or the Sam was And all this crazy stuff.
It was different for me going to college.

Speaker 4 You know, you had to worry about the mic, the Sam, from the free safety to the nickel. All these guys, you got to block.
And I was used to that. So I'm glad

Speaker 4 college helped me out a lot about protections and understanding schemes, things like that. Then when I got to the NFL, it was kind of easier for me to translate over.

Speaker 1 So we linked up on a shirt together, playoff Lenny. You can go buy it in the Barstool Sports Store.
And now that we've

Speaker 1 on, and I, you know, you're a recurring guest now, I feel like I can say this. Uh, I did try to get something going about two months ago.

Speaker 1 I'm a Bears fan, where I wanted people to start talking about Leonard Fournette as the biggest bust from that draft, not Mitch Trubisky. But, but I wasn't talking about playoff Lenny.

Speaker 1 That's that's a different guy. Playoff Lenny's the steal of that draft.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, okay, that's all you got. All right, yeah, that's fair.
No, that's totally fair.

Speaker 4 I can tell you about that draft, it it was crazy i didn't i didn't know who uh trubriski was i'm like he just skipped he skipped all of us and i'm i'm looking at my agent

Speaker 4 i'm like i'm like damn i'm like i'm like then he said it was like he played one yeah

Speaker 4 they played one year he and i guess he's just nice

Speaker 4 you know what i mean so yeah um just

Speaker 1 the one i got

Speaker 4 He's a great guy.

Speaker 4 And,

Speaker 4 I mean,

Speaker 4 I hope I ain't the bust of the class.

Speaker 1 No, you're not playing playoff Lenny proves that road. I walked into that.
Solomon Thomas, Solomon Thomas is the bust of that class. There's no such thing as playoff Mitch, yeah, that doesn't exist.

Speaker 1 Well, he's been there twice, yeah, yeah, it's tried since you're playing in the SEC.

Speaker 1 Do you always have the thought that, like, if you're in the SEC, you don't spend any time recognizing anybody outside your conference, you're just always focused on, like, oh, if you don't play in the SEC, then you're probably not very good.

Speaker 1 Is that kind of the mindset that you guys have?

Speaker 4 Uh, kind of, but like, it's some guys who stood out to me. I'm talking about like Delvin, right? Yeah.
And then Christian. Listen, I'm like, you know, look, everybody can't, like, you know, I took a

Speaker 4 sports class. This comparing me and Christian.
I'm like, I never seen Christian play a day in my life, right? So I seen him playing the Rose Bowl.

Speaker 4 I said, you know what? He's nice. He's nice, nice.

Speaker 4 I thought he was hyping him up, but he has catch. He's fast.
He can block.

Speaker 4 He does it all.

Speaker 1 Yeah. well, also, you got whooped by the Wisconsin Badgers at Lambeau Field.
We should probably throw that out there, Bard Houston. No big deal.
Hold up.

Speaker 4 Y'all say anything. I was hurt.
I had a high, low ankle sprain. I still played.
I still run 120 yards.

Speaker 1 In a loss. Wait, high, low? You had a high, low ankle sprain? Which one was it?

Speaker 4 It was both. I had both of them.

Speaker 1 No big deal.

Speaker 1 How long have you had the beard now?

Speaker 4 I don't know, I was ninth grade.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 it wasn't it wasn't as thick but growing though okay so this might seem like a weird question but i always wonder this like james harden the same way you've had it for so long are you worried that when you shave you're gonna be like uh i'm ugly like it's been there forever i can tell you this story right i shaved my beard i think my my rookie year in jacksonville and my daughter didn't much recognize it she was crying

Speaker 4 i said nah i said i'm never i said i'm never never cutting this again yeah

Speaker 4 it makes it make me look so much it's so much younger I was like, I was 18.

Speaker 4 I looked 18 at the time. I say, nah, this is not the look for me.
Because I had it for so long. I've been having a bald head since my freshman in high school.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 So I've been having a long time.

Speaker 1 It's a playoff. It's a good look.
It's a good look. I just always like, if you have it for so long, like James Harden, he's someday going to shave and he's going to be like, whoa, this guy?

Speaker 1 Whoa, that's weird. Like, you don't even know yourself.

Speaker 4 Right, definitely.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I guess you could say that we're friends with Bruce Arians. We went to his house and in Georgia at one time, enjoyed a cocktail with him.

Speaker 1 I've noticed that his face has gotten progressively redder as the winter has gone along.

Speaker 1 Are you ever concerned, like looking over to him, like, hey, dude, your face, you look like the Kool-Aid man now. Like,

Speaker 1 is it just getting redder and redder? And how does he, uh, how does he manage to stay so tan in the wintertime?

Speaker 4 I think that's, I think that's his face get red because he goes to bat for us with the refs. You know, some calls he feel like they're not the best cause

Speaker 4 and he just give them an F4. That's just who he is, man.
And I respect it and I understand it as a coach.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 1 So this season for the Bucs, you guys actually weren't like, I mean, you weren't, people weren't looking at you mid-season being like, this is a Super Bowl team. You had some struggles.

Speaker 1 You had started like six and four.

Speaker 1 Was there a game or moment during the season in the second half where you're like, okay, this, like, we got something here. This offense is now starting to click.
We're going to be good.

Speaker 1 Like, don't worry about it.

Speaker 4 Every, our record doesn't really matter at this point we're going to be good i always know we had talent you know what i mean uh and this and this may speak for me i i i i haven't in the regular season i didn't play as much i mean so this from me sitting back and watching i'm like man we have a lot of great players and we just got to put the pieces together so i think towards the end we played against detroit like everything was just downhill uphill from that you know what i mean uh

Speaker 4 I think Brady was more comfortable with the offense. He was comfortable with the guys around him because we still was fresh.

Speaker 4 We still was understanding, trying to get to know each other's weaknesses, what we don't like, what we like, you know, things like that.

Speaker 4 And I think from that game and on up, it was, everything was coming together, jelling together.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Is there something new that you've had to do with Tom Brady to earn his trust? Or did, like, right off the bat, was he like, you're going to be my guy?

Speaker 4 I mean, trust. I mean,

Speaker 4 you can't earn nobody's trust by just saying you're my guy.

Speaker 4 But I think my playing, when I was just protecting him in the past game, things like that, I think he feels a lot comfortable with me back there with him when it comes to the past game or blocking for him.

Speaker 4 You know what I mean? Because no quarterback wants to get hit every single play.

Speaker 4 You know, just like just not me, but the officer linemen or the guys like Mike and who's making those big-time catches, and he's making those big-time throws.

Speaker 4 So I think he trusts all of us to be out there with him.

Speaker 1 What does he smell like?

Speaker 4 What he smell like?

Speaker 1 Yeah, what's Tom Brady smell like?

Speaker 4 I don't know. I never, I never smell him.
Better.

Speaker 1 That's a weird. That's a

Speaker 4 very question right there.

Speaker 1 Better or four

Speaker 1 is what I'm getting at. Yeah.

Speaker 4 Nah, that's different. That's different.

Speaker 4 I don't smell him at all.

Speaker 1 Does he have good breath?

Speaker 4 Does he?

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 4 Write me tomorrow on Instagram or Twitter and I'll let you know.

Speaker 1 Okay, yeah, yeah, please.

Speaker 1 So I've been very impressed. We've talked about it a bunch.
The Bucs defense has played great this playoff run. They also just are like physical and fast to the ball and hit hard.

Speaker 1 Who's the hardest hitting guy on that defense?

Speaker 1 Or the guy who maybe during during practice, when you're not going full speed or full hits, you know that he would have gotten you a couple times and he lets you know, like, oh, you're lucky that we're not going, you know, full speed here.

Speaker 4 Devin White.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 4 Listen, I've been knowing Devin White since he was 17.

Speaker 4 Listen, he is country strong. He's always been that type of strong since I first met him.

Speaker 4 So when you see him just tackling a grown man with one hand, one arm, pulling him down, it's crazy.

Speaker 4 Yeah,

Speaker 1 Hunter Strong is the best competition. His horse strength.

Speaker 1 He's a big horse guy, right? Yeah.

Speaker 4 And he got horse strength. You're right about that.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Have you ever gone horseback riding?

Speaker 4 No, that's not my thing.

Speaker 1 Yeah, mine either.

Speaker 1 Anything that's bigger than me, I'm afraid of, naturally. So I'm just, I'm constantly terrified.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 All right. Well, we're not going to ask you for a prediction.
I guess we'll just say the prediction is playoff Lenny's going to show up because it is the playoff. Super Bowl, Lenny.

Speaker 1 We're excited to watch you. Sorry for the things we said,

Speaker 1 mostly me.

Speaker 1 I was just trying to spin it. Yeah, you've said something.
Yeah, I've slandered before. Yeah, that's okay, though.
You know, you came at Blake, and we defend Blake.

Speaker 1 We defend Blake more than we defend anything on earth.

Speaker 1 But it's all good now. Everyone go buy a playoff Lenny shirt.
And good luck in the Super Bowl, man. This has been a lot of fun.

Speaker 4 Yes, sir. Appreciate you guys for having me, man.
So now we family now.

Speaker 1 Yeah, now we have your back.

Speaker 1 We will defend playoff Lenny to the ends of the earth now for you.

Speaker 4 Yeah, playoff Lenny boss dude, Lenny is the same thing, man.

Speaker 1 I love it. I love it.
Thanks so much, Lenny. Thanks, dude.

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Speaker 1 Okay,

Speaker 1 let's wrap up. We got Football Guy of the Week.

Speaker 1 I still can't believe that guy's name is Jizz. Yeah, it's awesome.
So awesome. Jizz, what's the last name? It doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 What was it? Horngoop? Horn Camp. Yeah, Horn Camp was pretty good, too.

Speaker 1 That's the plot line for American Pie.

Speaker 1 There it is.

Speaker 1 All right. American Pie 2.
Oh.

Speaker 1 Well, she also talked, if you want to aim to

Speaker 1 the actual

Speaker 1 American Pie 3. Yeah, American Pie 1 at Bandcamp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.
But they actually went to the camp in.

Speaker 1 They also said in American Pie 1 that Bandcamp is basically an orgy sex ed. But the

Speaker 1 three, it's actually literally the plot. All right, I'm going to explain all of Hank's jokes from now on.

Speaker 1 That's my new brand.

Speaker 1 The Honk joke explainer. Honk? Want to do a joke? Do a joke.

Speaker 1 I did love.

Speaker 1 It is Horn Camp. I didn't realize that.
That name literally translates to American Pie presents Bandcamp. That sucks.

Speaker 1 The punchline is four words too long.

Speaker 1 I didn't realize that on the Barstool Sports website where you can look for open jobs, that we had flexible vacations, and it's a picture of pain. Yeah, it's so fucking funny.
Shaming doesn't end.

Speaker 1 How is that a rickish issue?

Speaker 1 I'm going to hack into the HTML and just fix it, put parentheses, so it would say, but you'll be shamed forever if you take one day. Explain that.
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 So that's Hank's saying that because we make fun of him whenever he goes on vacation, which he does frequently. Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 Oh, I know that. You guys are going to fuck around.
I know that grunt. You guys are going to fuck that grunt.
He's going to take a vacation right next to you. That's just great frustration.

Speaker 1 Hanks is fuck around and find out.

Speaker 1 I'm in Cabo for a while. I might as well earn my money.
That was a frustrating grunt. By the way, I don't think I mentioned this at the top, but you know that Stafford and McVay were in Cabo together?

Speaker 1 They're like on vacation right now.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's where it should happen. Hanging out next to each other.
That's where shit gets done.

Speaker 1 Yeah, work actually happens more. You get more done when you're not working.
God, that's so mean to golf. But how fucked up would that have been if they hadn't gotten the deal done? I know.

Speaker 1 And then they have to leave Cabo together,

Speaker 1 take the flight back, be like, hey, sorry. PFT, I don't want to well, actually, everyone, but we do have to point out that technically the league year has not started.

Speaker 1 So either team could walk out away from this. That's true.
I love that. I want that to happen so much.
You know what? I could see Dan Campbell doing this as his like, fuck you, I'm in the league now.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Where he like makes his statement, like, I'm not here to make friends.
Someone offers him three draft picks, three first-round picks. All right, football guy of the week, Billy.

Speaker 1 First up, we have Aaron Rodgers, who a lot of people don't know this, but in the Green Bay Packers practice facility, they actually have to drive from the locker room to the business. We do know that.

Speaker 1 Yep, we've been there. Yeah, they take a lot of times, they'll take bikes with kids.
Right, but the listeners might not know that. Okay.

Speaker 1 Anyway, so Aaron Rodgers was taking, someone took a video of Aaron Rodgers in the back of David Bakhtari's truck

Speaker 1 waving around

Speaker 1 a rack of Coors Light flag. Is that football guy or is that just a really bad message to the kids? No, no, no.

Speaker 1 I mean, like, if someone could get really, really hurt with Aaron Rodgers breaking the law on camera and just basically being like, oh, yeah, all the rules and regulations for operating a motor vehicle, fuck them.

Speaker 1 I'm bigger than that. I'm Aaron Rodgers.
I also don't get why I came out after the fact. So in some states, you can legally ride in the back of the business.
Not in truck. Not in Wisconsin.

Speaker 1 Is that a fact? Yep. Well, who cares? So it's illegal.
It's not illegal. So he's illegal.
He's a bad boy. Put him in jail.
You know what? Put him in jail.

Speaker 1 There are thousands of people across America who play football. And driving to and from practice, you always try to get as many people in your car as you can.

Speaker 1 And having someone in the back in the trunk is like one of the classic things.

Speaker 1 That's classic. I think it's a lot of football.

Speaker 1 That only happens in football. Yeah, too.
No one is living on the back of a truck for any other reason but football.

Speaker 1 I realize that most of what Billy says could very easily just be tweeted out from an account that's like at only athlete problems. No, yes.

Speaker 1 No, it's but like the things you like put freshmen in the back. Total football move.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they'll start a new brand.
Total football move. Right in the back of your boy's truck.

Speaker 1 Freshman in the back. From the no, because you're, no, no, I forgot to add this part.
You're in pads. Sometimes you're wearing your helmet while driving.
Yeah, okay, that's another one. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You're wearing your helmet while driving your truck. Total football move.

Speaker 1 You're in full pads driving a car.

Speaker 1 Full pads driving a car. Cold beef football.
He's got a bunch of straight on a broken tibia.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, that is badass. That's fibula.

Speaker 1 That's non-weight bearing. It's a fibula.
That's non-weight-bearing. Okay.
So it wasn't even a bad thing. Very badass.
Okay. Anyway, Coach Gary Anderson turned down $2.7 million

Speaker 1 from Utah State because he felt he didn't earn it. Yeah, he sucks.
So, yeah. Well, that's a pretty

Speaker 1 just moved coach. Fuck the money I didn't earn.
Where does that money go if you don't pay somebody out of college money that you owe?

Speaker 1 Does that just sit and go back to earth? Cafeteria. Yeah, cafeteria.

Speaker 1 Money's not. Pizza parties every Friday.
He should actually, he should take that money and just donate it to have like a big-ass barbecue for

Speaker 1 concept. Anyway, this was my favorite, and I hope a lot of milk.

Speaker 1 It might not even, we might actually just change this. This shouldn't be football of the week, it should be Billy's total football move of the week.
You know what?

Speaker 1 All of these are very valuable. No, Billy is good.
We like this. This is good.
This is why you're on the show, dude. Quincy.
Wait, Tom, stop. Hold on one sec.

Speaker 1 This is why you're on the show. You are unfiltered bro.
This is why we love you. Okay? We've been jaded by

Speaker 1 Pantheon and I have been jaded by years of the internet, and it's just rotted our brains. When we need unfiltered, straight-from-the-source bro, we go to you.
Thank you. I love that role.

Speaker 1 Quinn Meniers, who's a D3 football player from Wisconsin-Whitewater, Powerhouse. Went, yeah.
I think they're like a dynasty in D3.

Speaker 1 Anyway, went to the senior bowl practice week totally balled out was killing some d1 d tackles

Speaker 1 He broke his hand during the week during practice and then went on to win offensive lineman of the week and went on to just be a total stud in the senior bowl game and it was sick seeing a guy who played it d3 yeah you know just go give it to and he's gonna go to the league and that's just that's just he's on your big board he's on the big board nice he's a he's a beast he's like where do you have pictures on your mouth he's got he's got a power belly that you don't see on me.

Speaker 1 I like that.

Speaker 1 He's got a power belly. That's a fucking phrase that Mike Mayock could never even dream of coining right there.
I like that. That's power belly.
Chicken tendies. Tumbbelly's a little bit different.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Hank had one for a while.
Hank had a little cum belly. Power belly.

Speaker 1 You'll find out, Billy, after the fight.

Speaker 1 You kind of forget about working out and stuff. Oh, I was talking about the first one when you were.
Oh, that was training. I was trying to gain weight.
He wanted to get it. Road to 200 pounds.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Almost made it. You just chug milk every day.
Gallon of milk. Whole milk.

Speaker 1 I got up to 190. It was all in my stomach.

Speaker 1 Since he just had a fat ass stomach.

Speaker 1 You don't want to get diesel this summer. All right.
Is that it? Are you ready, Billy? You want to talk about the fight real quick? Yeah, I'm very ready.

Speaker 1 We have a couple of special guests coming on this week. Are you ready for the fight?

Speaker 1 There's been so much outpouring and support. It's really been kind of overwhelming.
And, you know, I can promise you guys one thing.

Speaker 1 So, actually, a kid reached out to me, and he told me the story about how his grandfather planned a charity event for.

Speaker 1 I can't remember if the kids had terminal illness or they were special needs.

Speaker 1 I got this DM difference.

Speaker 1 I got this DM.

Speaker 1 Anyway, they paid Jose Cassius. They're going to die or not die.
They paid Jose Kusey. Let's just roll into one.
It was a special needs child that was going to die. I think it was all the above.

Speaker 1 Anyway,

Speaker 1 got it.

Speaker 1 Okay, I'd pull it up.

Speaker 1 They paid Jose all expenses to come get an award in his honor. The whole event was in his honor.
And he didn't show up.

Speaker 1 And this guy's grandfather had to explain to all the kids why that he wasn't coming.

Speaker 1 And they weren't going to meet the MVP. Okay.
And turns out the guy's grandfather mentioned it on his deathbed, basically, about how much he hated Jose.

Speaker 1 And anyway, hearing all these stories, like, you know, I can promise you one thing, that I'm going to go out there and give 180 seconds. Billy has been so

Speaker 1 moved by this story. He can't remember any of the things.
No, I like it, it, Billy. I like it.
You know what? Hashtag

Speaker 1 for the kids. I'll get Billy.

Speaker 1 Billy the kids.

Speaker 1 I think it's either special needs or.

Speaker 1 Dude, you just like,

Speaker 1 this story really touched me so much so that I don't actually remember any part of it. They could have been paralyzed.

Speaker 1 You know what? It was actually just a kid's, it was actually just a kid's bar mitzvah, and Jose didn't come. You know what?

Speaker 1 Look,

Speaker 1 I'm just going to give 180 seconds for the kids. kids.
Oh, nice. Everybody.
You know what you got to say, Billy? Is you got to say we had a great camp.

Speaker 1 We did have an amazing camp. We had a great camp.
We had an amazing camp. I made a camp.
You shaped my life. So Billy actually set off the metal detectors on his way into Barcelona.
Excuse me.

Speaker 1 Because he's a fucking weapon. Billy.

Speaker 1 Come on, dude. Billy.
Play along.

Speaker 1 Because you're a weapon. You're a weapon.

Speaker 1 That's what I was saying. I'm an absolute weapon.
Like, I'm going to be honest, I...

Speaker 1 Could whoop anyone's ass right now. Anyone in that series? I mean, not professional

Speaker 1 sponsors who are. Yeah, except for people that are better at you.

Speaker 1 Ice and Fury, you're next. Ice and Fury will whoop my ass.
But, like, you got to be able to do it. I call it Tommy Fury.
No, I'm. Tommy's brother.

Speaker 1 Billy, there's actually a chance that Billy gets in a fight before the fight. So we got to make sure that doesn't happen.
Billy, you know what?

Speaker 1 We got to get hyper-focused. So, Billy, if you win, if you win this fight,

Speaker 1 when I win. When you win, I predict that you're going to become addicted to challenging people to fight.
Yes, which will be a great wrinkle to this show. Yes.
I'm retiring from both of you.

Speaker 1 Last question. Paul Grumman wants to fight her.
I know I think they won't after they see this fight. You should try to fight.

Speaker 1 You should try to fight Patrick Reed. No, no.
I'm not into the honor of the PGA. I did this.
You should arm wrestle his wife.

Speaker 1 I did this because this opportunity arose, but I'm fucking going to go balls to the wall. I'm ready.
You're a weapon, dude. I'm an absolute weapon.

Speaker 1 I want to tell people this: I'm a bleeder. Whoa.
And

Speaker 1 I'm going to be light

Speaker 1 in the weigh-in, but it's all speed, agility, and power. Accelerating my fists with power.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 describing boxing very well. I don't give up.

Speaker 1 I can get hit. I can look like I'm about to die, but I'm a zombie.
Just keep coming.

Speaker 1 One thing you're going to hear a lot, Billy, is everyone's going to play until they get punched in the mouth.

Speaker 1 What is your response to that? I've been punched several times. Billy has no plan.

Speaker 1 If you have no plan, you can't have the panic of having no plan.

Speaker 1 This chaos. You can't take a plan away from a man who has none.

Speaker 1 I literally have nothing to lose. Billy is tenacious.
We actually lock Billy out of the office every day, and every day he finds a way to get in. Yep.
And he through the metal detectors.

Speaker 1 There's no quit in this guy. Billy, do you think that you could kill me with a punch right now?

Speaker 1 I could break your jaw. Oh.
But not kill me.

Speaker 1 Well, you better kill me if you punch me. Yeah.
I'll take you down for his punch. All right.
What numbers we got?

Speaker 1 11. 99.
8. 18.
Viruses don't have nuclei.

Speaker 1 That's not an animal fact. No.
No, it's not. It's not an animal fact.
Sounds like Billy's been researching some vaccines. Uh-oh.
Billy's been 31. Oh, there we go.
Happy birthday. Oh, wait.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Did I?

Speaker 1 What was your guess? 31? I always say 30-something. Oh, yeah, you always say 31.
Everyone knows that Billy always says 31. Okay, Patrick, that's the big time.
You should cheat. You should have been.

Speaker 1 I try not to get it. This is everything PFD and I said about Patrick Reed cheating how dumb he is, that was what Billy just did.
I'm not trying to cheat. I don't want to get it.
Oh, but dude,

Speaker 1 I always say 31.

Speaker 1 Love you guys.

Speaker 1 Don't kick away

Speaker 1 from the bottom of what. Why don't you say I'll stay anyway.

Speaker 1 Today is on my day to find you. Shiny,

Speaker 1 I've been crying for your love of break, shiny.

Speaker 1 I've been praying for your love of

Speaker 1 me.

Speaker 1 Said me, let's insane.

Speaker 1 I'm all set in

Speaker 1 my feet, somewhere away.

Speaker 1 Still I learned that life is okay.

Speaker 1 Say unto me.

Speaker 1 Lights the bed until you say you can suffer. Say unto me.

Speaker 1 Lights the bed until you say you can suffer.

Speaker 1 Take me on.

Speaker 1 dream of me. Day

Speaker 1 of me

Speaker 1 too,

Speaker 1 I'm gonna fall

Speaker 1 things like the same

Speaker 1 light.

Speaker 1 Just to play my worry.

Speaker 1 You all think I've come to remember.

Speaker 1 You your shining eyes,

Speaker 1 love me coming for you many ways.

Speaker 1 You shine eyes

Speaker 1 for you many ways.

Speaker 1 Take on me. Take

Speaker 1 me

Speaker 1 up.

Speaker 1 Take on me. I'll take

Speaker 1 you.

Speaker 1 Take on me,

Speaker 1 take on me. I'll make

Speaker 1 you

Speaker 1 take on me,

Speaker 1 take on me,

Speaker 1 take on me,

Speaker 1 take on me.