Championship Sunday, Super Bowl 55 Set, Conor McGregor Loses And Coach K Gets Snippy

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Speaker 8 On today's part of my take,

Speaker 9 Championship Sunday. Championship Sunday is here.

Speaker 12 We recap the games.

Speaker 13 We have our Super Bowl 55 matchup ready to go.

Speaker 16 The Tampa Bay Bucks are hosting the Kansas City Chiefs.

Speaker 17 We're going to talk about that.

Speaker 20 We got Connor McGregor big fight on Saturday night.

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Speaker 38 You know what? What do you get a guy who's got it all?

Speaker 39 Money. No, nothing.

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Speaker 44 Today is Monday, January 25th, Championship Sunday.

Speaker 48 We start in the frozen tundra of Lambeau Lambeau Field with the Battle of the Bays as Bruce Springsteen Aryans offense was porn in the USA.

Speaker 5 Mike Bob Evans ordered a famous Super Bowl as he pulled his sausage out early and feasted.

Speaker 49 Scotty Miller Light couldn't be bottled up and Aaron Rodgers had a hard time chugging it out with Devontae Sam Adams.

Speaker 49 Boston vlogger Tom Brady has another couple weeks of putting out weird videos and thankfully unlike 2017, his thumbnail is intact.

Speaker 49 Math LaFleur confused his order of operations and made a subtraction by addition, multiplying the division that has sprung up with his exponentially negative quarterback.

Speaker 48 Aaron Rodgers is the world's foremost atheist, and today it proved that Chris God wins.

Speaker 53 Buccaneers 31, the Green Bay Packers 26.

Speaker 31 Womp Womp.

Speaker 56 To Kansas City where Daryl Williams saw his defense and said, let's get pressured. let's get pre-sarded in here.

Speaker 55 And my homes, my homes, my homes, my homes, my Travis Kelsey homes.

Speaker 56 And tonight is going to be a good night. Working at the jars, Josh wash, working at the car, Josh.
Yeah, Josh Allen played funky and was slapping that Tyler base after the missed extra point.

Speaker 56 Well, baby, it's coal outside. Beasley had to convince the Bills to stick around.
so they could score at the end of the night.

Speaker 56 And in a tribute to our shortest serving president, William Henry Harrison Bucker said hail to the Chiefs and ensured that they too will at least last until February before being buried.

Speaker 56 Yankee Doodle Andy Reed put another feather in his cap and will be calling his late-night dinner macaroni as Danica Patrick Mahomes is excited he doesn't have a date with Aaron Rodgers next week.

Speaker 55 Chiefs, 38, the bells, 24.

Speaker 8 All right, championship Sunday in the books.

Speaker 26 Super championship Sunday.

Speaker 57 Super Championship Sunday, Super Bowl set.

Speaker 8 We got the Bucks and the Chiefs.

Speaker 60 Should we do what's that line real quick? Let's do that.

Speaker 58 Okay, what's the line?

Speaker 31 I haven't looked.

Speaker 61 All right, all right.

Speaker 31 What's the line?

Speaker 62 What's the line? Favorite game?

Speaker 26 That is going to be the Chiefs.

Speaker 26 Three and a half.

Speaker 37 Yep. You nailed it.

Speaker 63 You nailed it.

Speaker 37 Is it really? Yeah, you're really good.

Speaker 6 You're really good at this game.

Speaker 26 I swear to God, I haven't looked at it. I know.

Speaker 31 I believe you.

Speaker 24 It's crazy. I believe you.
What's the over-under?

Speaker 26 You would think I would be better at gambling.

Speaker 31 What's the over-under? Over-under

Speaker 26 56.

Speaker 30 Oh, 57.

Speaker 26 Still pretty good.

Speaker 34 That was smart to show that you didn't cheat on the line.

Speaker 46 Yeah.

Speaker 53 That's fucking galaxy break.

Speaker 47 All right.

Speaker 21 Super Bowl 55.

Speaker 26 Why am I so fucking good at what's the line? And when it comes time to place a bet, I'm at like 37%.

Speaker 14 You should be on the other side of the table. You should be the odds back to the game.

Speaker 16 That's right.

Speaker 3 Yeah. All right.

Speaker 41 So we are set.

Speaker 64 We're going to recap both games.

Speaker 16 Let's start with the NFC Championship game.

Speaker 65 The Buccaneers 31.

Speaker 1 The Packers 26.

Speaker 35 This game, I don't know where you want to start because there's so much to talk about.

Speaker 26 I feel like we have to start at the big part of it.

Speaker 3 The most cowardice field goal of all time.

Speaker 1 Matt LaFleur, I do not understand what you're doing.

Speaker 1 I actually, now this is my love of, like, the best day of the year is when the Packers lose in the playoffs because I know the Bears aren't good enough to ever be in the playoffs, but they were this year, whatever.

Speaker 61 But they weren't good enough to be there. Not really there.
You're right.

Speaker 37 Not good enough to be there.

Speaker 1 But I watched Matt LaFleur's press conference, and all he could pretty pretty much say was it's a process.

Speaker 31 The process. It's a process.

Speaker 30 Trusting a process.

Speaker 61 Life is a process.

Speaker 41 We'll go back and look at the process. But

Speaker 42 the decision to kick a field goal with 210, 215 left, three timeouts, down eight on the seven-yard line, fourth and goal, so that you can seemingly go from down one score or down one score to down one score or needing a touchdown to needing a touchdown,

Speaker 13 and then kick it back to the Bucs and hope you get a stop, which you would have had to get anyway if

Speaker 25 you didn't get the fourth down.

Speaker 26 And you still need a touchdown.

Speaker 74 It was so beyond.

Speaker 71 I actually, we were on a live stream in the Barcelona Sportsbook in Detroit.

Speaker 75 I made the joke, like, do you kick a field goal here?

Speaker 47 And people are like, no.

Speaker 29 And I was like, dude, I was joking.

Speaker 18 Like, obviously you don't.

Speaker 72 And then they did.

Speaker 26 I'll tell you exactly what the process was for Matt LaFleur because I know what he was thinking in that situation. He was thinking three points is better than zero points.

Speaker 26 That's all. That's as far as his brain went.
He should blame the chart.

Speaker 26 I don't know if he's blamed the chart yet, but as we've said on the show, if you just have a chart to blame, then you absolve yourself of responsibility.

Speaker 26 You're like, listen, the software told me to do it.

Speaker 47 Not my fault. Not my call.

Speaker 50 The process.

Speaker 26 But the process did it. It was the process's call.
But it was really dumb. It was, I mean, I still can't believe that it happened.
It would have been better. if he had missed the fuel goal.
Yeah.

Speaker 26 Because at least that would have been better fuel position for you.

Speaker 61 Yeah, right.

Speaker 26 Maybe that's what he was thinking. Like, okay, this is just basically a punt that I can ensure will get down inside, what, the 10-yard line?

Speaker 26 So that's one way to think about it, but it doesn't make any sense at all.

Speaker 25 None.

Speaker 20 I've tried so hard to understand what he was thinking, and I can't find a way to wrap my head around it.

Speaker 19 Because, again, if you go for it and you don't get it, you have to get a stop.

Speaker 79 If you kick a field goal and then kick off, you have to get a stop.

Speaker 24 You have to get a stop either way.

Speaker 14 There's only one way that you could potentially tie the game, and that's going for it.

Speaker 22 It just, it like, you know, let's play a little game.

Speaker 2 How bad was Matt LaFleur's field goal?

Speaker 14 I'll tell you how bad it was.

Speaker 73 We got a classic Rick Riley tweet from it.

Speaker 31 Yes. That's how bad it was.

Speaker 26 I'm glad you're bringing this down. That's how bad.

Speaker 19 So Rick Riley tweeted: kicking a field goal while you're down eight helps you the way a ham sandwich helps you when you're drowning.

Speaker 82 Yeah.

Speaker 83 Dumbest move ever.

Speaker 1 Hashtag lafail that's how bad it was when rick riley brings out his fucking that's the a material too yeah he he just went into his garage and he opened up his toolbox and sitting at the top was a ham sandwich while drowning tweet yeah and he was like here we go gonna pull this out it really deserves it in this situation that's when you know you've when rick riley's doing his dumb jokes to tell you how dumb you are You've reached it.

Speaker 16 That is universally the dumbest move.

Speaker 26 Yeah, or if your mama casts the ham sandwich can accomplish both at at the same time. That's true.

Speaker 26 But yeah, Rick Riley, not only that, was the tweet incredible, but it was also a classic Rick Riley like two hours late. Yeah.
It came at halftime. He's in Italy.

Speaker 31 He's in Italy.

Speaker 26 He's in Italy, so he's up really late at night trying to figure that one out. It was, it was

Speaker 61 preposterous.

Speaker 26 It was a preposterous call.

Speaker 19 Just on the record, like, if you are drowning,

Speaker 20 I would rather have a ham sandwich than not.

Speaker 26 You don't want to, well, you don't want to swim on an empty stomach.

Speaker 23 Right. But like,

Speaker 37 if you're dead, like, if you're dying, right?

Speaker 66 I would rather have one last bite of a ham sandwich than have one last bite of nothing.

Speaker 26 Right. So it's like at the end of

Speaker 26 the town when Jeremy Renner takes that one last sip of the soda before he gets shot.

Speaker 26 Yeah, I got you. That makes sense.

Speaker 69 If you said I could have nothing or a ham sandwich while drowning, give me the ham sandwich.

Speaker 21 Bread floats.

Speaker 26 And bread floats. Bread floats.
Everyone knows. You can maybe sit on the ham sandwich for a few seconds, maybe get yourself a few seconds more life.

Speaker 22 Yeah.

Speaker 26 But shout out to Rick Riley. That was great.
So not only did we have Rick Riley weigh in, we actually we had America's two most big thinkers, big picture thinkers weigh in.

Speaker 26 One, Rick Riley, two, Billy Football. Because as we're struggling to figure out

Speaker 26 why they kicked this field goal,

Speaker 26 Billy says, I think I figured out the fourth down field goal situation.

Speaker 60 Buckle up, okay?

Speaker 26 Okay, here we go.

Speaker 26 A touchdown on fourth down plus two-point conversion plus defensive stop for overtime was less likely to win than three points on fourth down and an onside kick or a defensive stop, two-minute warning, three timeouts, plus touchdown for a win.

Speaker 26 So kicking the field goal is the best path to win. That makes no sense.
First of all, it makes zero sense. I'm glad Billy's at home crunching the numbers.

Speaker 70 Because you still need to stop either way.

Speaker 38 So if Billy was crunching the numbers like that, wouldn't the best way to go about it is to actually score the touchdown, not get the two-point conversion,

Speaker 39 stop them, and then kick a field goal for a win.

Speaker 26 I was actually going to say, in Billy's mind,

Speaker 26 it's right, but it's wrong because you could argue that there's some sort of math percentage.

Speaker 26 If they had scored the touchdown right there and then completely botched the extra point, that almost would be better for them. Yes, that almost would be better.
You need a stop. Yes, either way.

Speaker 26 Either way. So, Billy,

Speaker 26 I admire your passion, Billy. Thank you for your passion.
But

Speaker 26 it was so dumb, and you brought up the Dan Quinn field goal.

Speaker 12 So, yeah, that's actually a stat.

Speaker 38 So, I joke about it.

Speaker 14 It's a joke that I've never let die, but I think today is actually the day I have to let it die and call it now a Matt LaFleur.

Speaker 14 So, if you're a longtime listener of this this show, Dan Quinn in 2015 on fourth and goal from like the two down four, kicked a field goal and then kicked the ball back to the 49ers.

Speaker 28 So the Packers are the first team to attempt a field goal when trailing by four to eight points in the final three minutes of a game since Dan Quinn did that on November 8th, 2015.

Speaker 73 So I think today is the day it is officially the torch has been passed.

Speaker 14 Torch update.

Speaker 25 It is now a Matt LaFleur.

Speaker 26 All right, here's a wild stat, big cat. Do you know who the quarterback's coach was for that game?

Speaker 3 Matt LaFlore. It was Matt LaFlore.

Speaker 61 There we go.

Speaker 26 Matt LaFlore has had his hands. Yes.
The coaching tree of Dan Quinn must be watered from time to time with the tears of sorrow. He was like, wait, I've been in this situation before.

Speaker 61 Oh, yeah, kick a field goal.

Speaker 26 Yeah, so you can blame Dan Quinn for how this happened.

Speaker 31 It is true.

Speaker 26 There's a direct parallel between the two saddest field goals of all time. We should probably talk a little bit about...

Speaker 45 Well, let's talk about the.

Speaker 9 Let's get to the Bucs in a minute because we've got to do a lot of Bucs.

Speaker 63 They won.

Speaker 87 but let's finish with, let's talk a little more Packers in that.

Speaker 30 What about the third down?

Speaker 57 Well, all right, so, right, so the field goal decision was baffling, stupid, moronic, but it wasn't really the reason why the Packers lost the game.

Speaker 16 Now, Packers fans will obviously talk about the pass interference, which

Speaker 14 there was a phantom pass interference call to end the game, and there was also a pass interference call that probably should have gone their way on Aaron Rodgers' interference.

Speaker 26 I don't think you can say it was a phantom pass interference call to end the game. He grabbed his shirt.

Speaker 51 He grabbed his shirt, but it was also a flop.

Speaker 21 It was a flop.

Speaker 61 It was a flop.

Speaker 26 That's like

Speaker 26 where I would like to agree with you, but I know that the screenshots will get me because the screenshots are really bad on it where he's like, he stretched his jersey out to like a triple X.

Speaker 27 I'm being totally unbiased.

Speaker 80 Like, I'm very, very happy the Packers lost.

Speaker 11 It was a joy to watch that game.

Speaker 2 I bet on the Bucs.

Speaker 16 I loved the Bucs all week.

Speaker 53 It was a joy, truly a joy. But...

Speaker 14 I'm putting myself in the shoes of a Packers fan for this one second, and I think that that is a reasonable call to be upset about. It's not going to go your way.

Speaker 70 It's a 50-50 call.

Speaker 72 Like you could have seen them not calling that.

Speaker 23 You know what I mean? If they didn't.

Speaker 26 Because he's the Bucks or something.

Speaker 31 Yeah, he flopped, though.

Speaker 24 He did. He flopped.

Speaker 41 But the Packers lost the game, in my mind, when Tom Brady throws back-to-back interceptions and the Packers go six passes, two punts.

Speaker 59 Yeah.

Speaker 14 That's when that one makes no sense to me.

Speaker 62 That's where...

Speaker 41 Matt LaFleur may be trusting Aaron Rodgers a little too much.

Speaker 4 And that was where, like, when you get get two back-to-back interceptions and you get nothing out of it besides punts, not even time wasting, like, nothing, not even a little bit of drive, that's where you point to, and you're like, that's where you lost the game.

Speaker 26 Yeah, I actually think that they lost the game before that. I think they lost the game at the end of the first half.
Yes.

Speaker 26 When, when, on that, I think it was a third down, they did the Greg Williams defense.

Speaker 26 So

Speaker 53 it was a double, it was back-to-back big balls by Bruce Aaron.

Speaker 10 So it was fourth down.

Speaker 67 Yep.

Speaker 27 And like four or five, maybe even six on plus field for them.

Speaker 12 13 seconds left.

Speaker 73 They go for it, get it, and then the next play they throw deep.

Speaker 53 That's right.

Speaker 16 And the Packers were in just terrible coverage.

Speaker 26 Yeah, so they were in single high safety. They had press coverage.
So it was like Greg Williams without the all-out blitz. It was a little Dr.
Heat.

Speaker 26 It was like, we're just going to put one guy back there in the middle of the field. He's not going to be able to make it over to Scotty.
It was Scotty time. That's what we kept saying.

Speaker 26 And then it dawned on me. I was like, it should be Miller time.
But it's like a clown Tonio Brown, where now I remember Scotty time more than the nickname that I should have said.

Speaker 26 But it was a terrible defensive call.

Speaker 21 Awful defensive call. Awful.

Speaker 26 And at that point, it was like, yeah, if you're going to have Scotty Miller running behind you, all he does is score touchdowns.

Speaker 26 Scotty Miller is not going to catch like a three-yard slant in that situation. Right.
He's going deep. He's going to turn on the burners.
He's going to try to go deep.

Speaker 26 And to give that up, it went at a halftime. I think it was 21-10.
That's when the game was going to be.

Speaker 82 There was no timeout.

Speaker 1 So they either scored a touchdown or the half's over.

Speaker 72 And Mike Patton definitely deserves a lot of blame.

Speaker 9 Like, this is back-to-back NFC championship games where they got exposed.

Speaker 14 And I still, I don't understand for the life of me.

Speaker 1 Like, Jair Alexander is one of the best cornerbacks in the league.

Speaker 19 And half the time, he wasn't guarding either Chris Godwin or Mike Evans.

Speaker 9 It was like, what are you doing? Yeah.

Speaker 70 You know what I mean?

Speaker 66 When a team puts a cornerback on one side, like, let's lock down this side.

Speaker 14 But Mike Evans and Chris Godwin are really fucking good.

Speaker 24 And, you know, I thought

Speaker 61 Brady wasn't great.

Speaker 29 Those interceptions weren't weren't great, but I felt like the Bucs had a great game plan offensively overall, taking shots, playoff Lenny, playoff Lenny's run.

Speaker 26 That run was awesome. He tried very hard to get tackled for negative one yard.
And if you don't tackle playoff Lenny for negative one yard, he's going to get at least six or seven on you.

Speaker 64 But

Speaker 85 the

Speaker 69 unit to me is the Bucs defense deserves way more credit.

Speaker 91 Like they were, and this was, it was clear that the Packers missed Bach Tiari a lot because Shaq Barrett and JPP, like, that was a revolving door.

Speaker 12 I think JPP got three sacks.

Speaker 26 It was crazy. He had an all-time game.

Speaker 54 As many fingers as he had sacks?

Speaker 26 All-time game, yeah. And then the dude on the Packers was playing with the Omage Club to JPP.
Did you see that thing? Yeah. That was like decided.
That was Mega Man's hand that he was playing with.

Speaker 26 You shouldn't be allowed to play with that.

Speaker 14 But we talked about this last week in the Saints.

Speaker 22 The Bucs just hit hard.

Speaker 71 Dude, like, they're fucking...

Speaker 70 And Vita Vey, how the fuck is Vita Vey out there?

Speaker 61 He broke his ankle.

Speaker 70 He like shattered his ankle two months ago.

Speaker 14 We watched that game.

Speaker 1 It was a Thursday night game against the Bears, week five.

Speaker 70 And I thought he was going to be out there maybe for, I don't know, a few snaps.

Speaker 93 I feel like he never came off the field.

Speaker 26 All I know is I'm going up to the attic right now. I'm opening up the old wooden box that I've got up there.
I'm blowing dust off it, and I'm taking out my take that I retired like three years ago.

Speaker 26 Todd Bowles, great coach. Yeah.
Todd Bullis, top eight.

Speaker 30 It was a good deal.

Speaker 81 Yeah, it was a great deal.

Speaker 26 He won 10 games on the Jets.

Speaker 26 People forget that. 10 of them.

Speaker 61 10 games. In one year?

Speaker 26 I think in one year, yeah. Really? Todd Bulls is a very good digital.

Speaker 76 I think he scored.

Speaker 6 I think it was two.

Speaker 61 Was it two years?

Speaker 26 Well, his last two years, I think.

Speaker 60 Combined.

Speaker 26 But then he also...

Speaker 26 I think he won 10 games at some point. Did he? Am I making that up entirely?

Speaker 9 I think you're entirely.

Speaker 26 I don't think I would retroactively

Speaker 26 a statistic to fit one of my hairbrain tapes.

Speaker 67 That doesn't seem.

Speaker 31 I'm looking it up right now. Oh, he did win 10 games.
Okay, second in ASEAN.

Speaker 26 And then he won five games. Five times five.

Speaker 60 Five, four.

Speaker 41 That's tough.

Speaker 26 After five, ten points. But ten games.

Speaker 61 Look at that.

Speaker 77 And then everything.

Speaker 84 But that was not with his recruits.

Speaker 33 That wasn't with his recruits.

Speaker 26 It wasn't, no.

Speaker 26 So he's got to go to a team that's loaded right now.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's got to go to Ohio State.

Speaker 94 Yeah.

Speaker 3 And then he'll be fine.

Speaker 54 But yeah, Todd Bowles.

Speaker 31 Todd Bowles actually.

Speaker 70 He should get another shot.

Speaker 26 He out-coached him on defense.

Speaker 26 The Bucks D was great. Tom Brady, this is a big time, no one's going to talk about those three interceptions game.

Speaker 23 Yes.

Speaker 26 Those are going to get washed. Those are going to get

Speaker 26 swept under the rug. We'll never discuss it again.
And they all started to happen once the sun started to go down.

Speaker 1 And it it has to be true.

Speaker 40 And it's also going to be for the

Speaker 62 reply guys.

Speaker 2 You know, the spam reply guys that have either LaFraud

Speaker 4 stats or the Tom Brady stats.

Speaker 64 And they're like, this year he won this.

Speaker 9 And they basically spin everything as these two are the most overrated people.

Speaker 1 So you will definitely get three interceptions in the NFC Championship game on that list.

Speaker 25 One last Packers note.

Speaker 29 Aaron Rodgers clearly wants out of Green Bay.

Speaker 26 Interesting.

Speaker 26 Well, he said he's uncertain about his future, big cat. Again,

Speaker 1 I know how sad this is to tell on myself that the best day of the year is when the Packers lose in the playoffs because it's all I have to look forward to as a football fan.

Speaker 40 But watching

Speaker 95 the Packers' Twitter melt down because Aaron Rodgers said

Speaker 40 thanks for a great season and obviously blame Matt LaFleur for the field goal, which he should have.

Speaker 68 I'm pretty sure Aaron Rodgers is going to be back on the Packers next year.

Speaker 23 I don't know.

Speaker 26 He said uncertain. All I know is that I'm very much looking forward to an off-season speculation.

Speaker 26 Yes, I'm looking forward to analyzing every single facial expression that Aaron Rodgers makes, everything that he says, to think that maybe he's going to leave town. Because I mean,

Speaker 26 if he wants to follow in Brett Farrev's footsteps, he should go to the Bears. And then he would instantly suck.

Speaker 26 He would go somewhere else and then, like, on a two-year deal, and then go back to the division to get the best.

Speaker 93 No, no, Brett Farrell went to the Vikings first.

Speaker 26 Jets.

Speaker 82 I thought he went to the Vikings, not Jets.

Speaker 26 No, he went to the Jets.

Speaker 26 He went to the Jets. So Aaron Rodgers

Speaker 26 go to a shooting franchise.

Speaker 31 Oh, yeah, because we ended.

Speaker 13 Corey Wooden ended Brett Favre's career with the Vikings.

Speaker 26 Go to a bad friend.

Speaker 76 Because he was so bad with the Jets.

Speaker 29 Or the Jets were so bad with him.

Speaker 26 Yeah, maybe go, I don't know,

Speaker 26 go to the Panthers, maybe, and then send a few dick pics, get kicked out of town, and then go to the Bears. Yeah.
Where you can beat.

Speaker 26 I could actually see him wanting to go back to the division just to beat the Packers if they don't treat him like that. I mean,

Speaker 40 that was what Brett Favre wanted to do.

Speaker 27 If you've ever seen the video, so I forgot he played one year, just one year for the Jets.

Speaker 35 For some reason, that

Speaker 2 transition year, it was a leap year for him.

Speaker 14 But he had a, I watched a video.

Speaker 17 So that game, Corey Wooten ended his career on like, it was the year, it was the two years that the Vikings were playing outdoors, and it was so cold.

Speaker 25 Devin has to return an awesome kick.

Speaker 53 It was so cold, snowy.

Speaker 71 Corey Wooden like ended Brett Favre's career.

Speaker 73 Brett Favre tells tells a story that he just woke up in the locker room and asked the trainer.

Speaker 91 It was like, what happened?

Speaker 64 He's like, yeah, you got pretty dinged up there. And he's like, all right.

Speaker 14 And he ate two chili dogs and had

Speaker 39 hot cocoa and then just retired.

Speaker 26 And then it was the Joe Webb era. Yeah.

Speaker 40 That is definitely what Brett Favre thought cured a concussion, too.

Speaker 54 Yeah, for some people. A couple of chili dogs.

Speaker 26 So even though Tom Brady had a pretty mediocre performance, he threw a lot of real, he threw some head scratches. There were some head scratches in there, got picked off three times.

Speaker 26 Even though that happened, at the end of the game, and in situations like that, like at the end of the first half,

Speaker 26 when you have to execute situationally and understand everything, well, like where the ball needs to go, if it needs to get out of bounds on this play, how quickly to snap the ball, when to use your timeouts, stuff like that.

Speaker 26 Tom Brady is a fucking genius when it comes to that.

Speaker 54 And

Speaker 26 he doesn't have the arm strength anymore.

Speaker 38 See, I think.

Speaker 26 It's not bad, but it's not vintage, Tom Brady. He's just such a fucking genius when it comes to making those tiny decisions.
I actually don't...

Speaker 61 I don't know if it's the arm strength, by the way.

Speaker 79 I think his arm strength is almost still there.

Speaker 87 It's it's weirdly like his

Speaker 70 quickness in the in the pocket.

Speaker 19 Like he, Tom Brady's greatest asset has always been that he can move in the pocket and avoid the pass rush pretty much better than like he has a sixth sense.

Speaker 80 And you know when like an analyst is like, oh, he's not a mobile quarterback, but he's the most mobile quarterback because he does actually do things in the pocket.

Speaker 62 He's got functional mobility yeah that no one else can do i think that has got lost like a tiny little step yeah that makes it a little harder for the throws what's going on bubbo there's the original

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Speaker 61 yeah

Speaker 26 is that only on here in michigan and pennies yeah and

Speaker 33 but he has lost a little on his arm but i still think he can make all the throws my point is i think there's that little you know what i mean when he's moving around in the pocket it's just a tiny little bit slower, but he's still

Speaker 61 incredible.

Speaker 26 There were a couple times he hit the eject button as he was making a pass. So there was a guy coming at him, and he just jumped away from him as he was throwing.

Speaker 26 He's like, I don't want to get hit anymore. But my conspiracy theory is that I think that the TB12 thing might be completely bogus in that.

Speaker 26 I don't know how much of the actual exercise he does, how much of the diet he does. He probably doesn't even eat a special diet.
I think Tom Brady just spends all his time playing Madden.

Speaker 26 And he created TB12 to be like, this is the reason that I'm so good. And he just plays Madden constantly to figure out these end-of-game situations.
Yeah, because

Speaker 26 he's perfect in them. I can't remember the last time.
I mean, well, I can, when he was playing the Bears and he forgot what town it was.

Speaker 54 Yeah, that was for me.

Speaker 26 But besides,

Speaker 26 that's because of the Alzheimer's. That's not because of actually knowing the situation of the game.

Speaker 17 So I'm going to go the opposite way.

Speaker 76 And maybe we should all be on the TB12 method because it's fucking insane that he's still playing.

Speaker 26 I mean, I've been drinking 400 ounces of water a day.

Speaker 70 It's insane.

Speaker 80 And the stats now that come out of this are like, this is, it's a joke now.

Speaker 70 So Tom Brady has played or participated in 18% of all Super Bowls.

Speaker 77 10 Super Bowls. This will be his 10th Super Bowl.

Speaker 73 There's been 55 total.

Speaker 1 He has as many AFC championship wins, or sorry, NFC championship wins as Drew Brees and Aaron Rodgers and Rex Grossman, who is trending, no big deal.

Speaker 77 Aaron Rodgers and Drew Brees, by the way, have been in the NFC for like 15-plus years.

Speaker 14 He has double the amount of playoff wins as the second best quarterback of all time.

Speaker 54 That's insane.

Speaker 33 3-2 to Joe Montana's 16.

Speaker 45 That's fucking stupid.

Speaker 26 It's crazy when you put it like that.

Speaker 98 You can pretty much take three of the best quarterbacks of all time and combine their playoff wins, and Brady has more than them.

Speaker 98 It doesn't matter which third one.

Speaker 77 Tom Brady has been in the NFC for one season. Tom Brady has as many NFC wins over NFC teams in the playoffs as Drew Brees.

Speaker 26 He completely

Speaker 26 came in and he cucked the NFC. He did.
He cucked him.

Speaker 61 He was a cockineer.

Speaker 70 It's fucking crazy.

Speaker 33 Like all these stats are insane.

Speaker 80 And I mean, is he ever going to stop?

Speaker 3 I have no idea.

Speaker 84 I honestly don't know.

Speaker 26 So, I mean, if he becomes the first quarterback to win a Super Bowl in his home stadium, which, by the way, is so perfectly COVID.

Speaker 71 I think I said a couple months ago a couple of weeks ago that we've been wanting this forever.

Speaker 25 Yeah.

Speaker 61 To be like, what will it be like?

Speaker 31 Will there be fans?

Speaker 24 And then we get it the year that there are no fans.

Speaker 26 At least Bruce can walk to the game and walk home after a few cocktails. But Brady in his home stadium winning the Super Bowl in the NFC East.

Speaker 26 You have to think, like, is he going to go into the Hall of Fame as a Buccaneer? That's a pretty big deal if he does that.

Speaker 98 It wasn't in the NFC East.

Speaker 26 Or sorry, in the NFC South. Sorry.
But if he comes in and completely dominates the NFC, that's a big deal. Wouldn't you agree, Hank? Maybe like a Greg Maddox where he goes in as both?

Speaker 98 I don't think so.

Speaker 26 just has an NFL shield on his hat no

Speaker 9 it's just it's like it's it's just crazy that he's still doing this and that

Speaker 98 I don't know it's fucking insane the other people it got you know clouded by the the field goal decision but the Buccaneers kick returner inexplicably getting the ball and just sliding and giving that the average extra time out like I was I was so mad that two that two play it was field goal to that was just like what's going on right now it was actually a really really fun entertaining game

Speaker 17 because it like think about all the touchdowns.

Speaker 14 They were just big play touchdowns, playoff Lenny fucking doing crazy shit. I if you're I don't know what like Packers like this is now how many more shots does Aaron Rodgers have?

Speaker 26 Maybe none.

Speaker 2 And Devontae Adams had not the best game.

Speaker 26 They were trying to force Devontae Adams. They were trying to make Devontae Adams happen a lot, especially at that end of the game sequence.
I think they threw the ball to him like three times.

Speaker 26 I know going into the game, Matt LaFleur, he had the mindset of like, no one's talking about how great Devontae Adams is. Right.

Speaker 26 Because, well, to be fair, I didn't realize that he had 18 touchdowns this year. He's so cute.
Which is crazy.

Speaker 26 I thought he had like 14, 13, but he is like the best receiver in the NFL, at least this year. You could make that argument.

Speaker 74 He had so many...

Speaker 45 I saw a chart.

Speaker 9 I think it was like nine games where he scored first touchdown.

Speaker 66 So the TD prop, like first to score was usually like plus 400, plus 500.

Speaker 19 It like ended up being like plus 250 for him by the end of the season.

Speaker 26 It's crazy. He's had such a good year.
And LaFleur going into this game had a big mindset of no one's talking enough about Devontae Adams. And so he was trying to force the ball to him a lot.

Speaker 26 He was absolutely trying to steer in this direction. And the Buccaneers defense kind of recognized it.
And the Buccaneers defense keyed on him.

Speaker 26 And yeah, I think, I mean, obviously LaFleur got outcoached.

Speaker 26 I thought I made the statement that the Packers threw that game. You could go back, watch it from start to end.

Speaker 26 There were a lot of decisions that were made

Speaker 26 that made absolutely zero sense.

Speaker 79 So one last note on their wide receiver card,

Speaker 16 Marquez Valdez-Scantling, who I said was going to drop a big ball, actually played the best game for any of their position players.

Speaker 29 He was pretty good and had big plays and was open a lot.

Speaker 65 The Packers, if you're a Packers fan, the worst part about this loss, and I hate to remind you of it, but this was truly the Packers beating the Packers.

Speaker 13 they beat themselves.

Speaker 19 That was a very winnable game throughout, and they made those mistakes.

Speaker 79 Like, again, going back to the fact that they didn't score, they didn't get even a first down off two interceptions, back-to-back interceptions, and you don't get a first down.

Speaker 67 You can't win like that.

Speaker 26 Their clock management was also weird, too. Throughout the entire game, they would run the clock down, the play clock down to one or to zero before they snapped the ball.

Speaker 26 There was like zero sense of urgency at all the whole time, even at the end on that last drive. like, yes, you can score here, but still,

Speaker 26 you need to be urgent. Like, this is the end of the game.
Yeah. It was really bizarre what they were doing.

Speaker 26 So I'd like to officially take back when I said that Sean McVay was no longer the top tier from the school.

Speaker 26 I think, yeah. Owned real quick.
Sean McVay would never get close enough to scoring a touchdown against a Tom Brady team to decide for a field goal. Yes.

Speaker 18 I still cannot believe that. I still cannot believe that.

Speaker 91 Any other things on this game?

Speaker 62 The one last stat I had, the Brady stat, which is crazy, is that he's played in the NFL, starting in the NFL for 20 seasons.

Speaker 90 He's gone to 10 Super Bowls.

Speaker 30 That's stupid. Literally half the time.

Speaker 26 That's so stupid.

Speaker 76 It's just half the time he goes to the Super Bowl.

Speaker 47 Incredibly selfish.

Speaker 37 That's so fucking stupid.

Speaker 26 Oh, we didn't bring this up when it came to Rick Riley's tweet. The hashtag LaFail.
No, I said that. Yeah, but the hashtag LaFail, I looked it up.
He's the only person that used the hashtag Lafayette.

Speaker 79 Oh, why didn't more people do that?

Speaker 26 People need to jump on it.

Speaker 21 That's a hot hashtag.

Speaker 30 That's a hot. That's a really hot hashtag.

Speaker 4 The process.

Speaker 27 The process betrayed Matt LaFleur today.

Speaker 29 Yep. It's as simple as that.

Speaker 26 Get a new chart, bro.

Speaker 33 Yeah, it's, man, that was, I still, I was looking for someone to explain it to me.

Speaker 91 I still can't.

Speaker 33 Maybe someone, someone explain it to me tomorrow morning.

Speaker 14 Tell me exactly in the dumbest terms possible why it made any sense whatsoever.

Speaker 26 I think you have to find somebody that's just as dumb as Matt LaFlore.

Speaker 47 Or maybe Matt LaFlore will just tell me.

Speaker 26 I don't think he's going to. I think he knows he's screwed up.

Speaker 95 Oh, man.

Speaker 90 I love when coaches make mistakes like that and they have to go and explain it.

Speaker 29 And it ruled when he was just like, yeah, we got a process and we just got to follow the process.

Speaker 21 Like, okay.

Speaker 47 Cool, dude. All right.

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Speaker 53 AFC championship game.

Speaker 79 I wrote down whoops.

Speaker 3 Not whoop.

Speaker 47 Whoops. Whoops.
I forgot how fucking good Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs are.

Speaker 46 I'm going to put my hand up.

Speaker 47 I fucked up.

Speaker 61 I took a mecha for in Karan Butler.

Speaker 78 Ryan Golems was like 265 pounds out of high school.

Speaker 18 Not bad. Not bad.

Speaker 42 I fucked up.

Speaker 50 I got swept up in Bill's mafia.

Speaker 16 I got swept up in our friend Josh Allen, who we love dearly.

Speaker 53 I got swept up in the new guy on the block.

Speaker 16 I got swept up in the fresh new thing that's fun, that's giving you joy all year.

Speaker 57 I forgot

Speaker 35 that Patrick Mahomes is the greatest quarterback on earth right now.

Speaker 9 Andy Reid is pretty damn good.

Speaker 4 Travis Kelsey is the best tight end.

Speaker 19 And Tyreek Hill is literally impossible to tackle or stop.

Speaker 26 And when you have Kelsey and Hill on all cylinders, then you run out of things to do when McCole Hardman's playing well. Yeah.
So you need one guy to fuck up on that on that offense.

Speaker 60 Whoops.

Speaker 26 Whoops. They're good.

Speaker 52 We fucked up.

Speaker 70 The Chiefs are great.

Speaker 71 We fucked up.

Speaker 26 I don't know how they do this, but when they're on offense, the field looks like they're playing on, like, it's twice as wide as a regular field because they're able to spread you out so much, and then you're guarding these really fast guys on the outside.

Speaker 26 Guess what? Kelsey's wide open down the middle for 16 yards every time.

Speaker 26 Tyreek Hill, when he runs runs with the ball, he ruins football for me. Yeah, he's illegal.

Speaker 21 He ruins it. It's illegal.

Speaker 26 You want to know why he ruins football? Because then when they hand the ball off to Darrell Williams, you're like, that dude's running underwater.

Speaker 30 He's slow motion.

Speaker 26 He's the slowest person I've ever seen. Tyreek Hill, he jukes flag it every step.

Speaker 46 Flag it.

Speaker 2 I'm going back to the Packers when they do illegal shit.

Speaker 44 Like, Tyreek Hill runs so fast.

Speaker 83 If you're a ref, throw a flag, maybe take a review.

Speaker 3 I don't know what you're reviewing, but it's too fast.

Speaker 93 Yeah, he's. Like, it's literally speeding.

Speaker 27 It's speeding, and you should be like, pull him over and be like, hey, Tyreek, you can't, it's not fair.

Speaker 26 Dude, trying to guard Tyreek Hill in the open field, trying to tackle him once he gets the ball, it's more dangerous for defenders than a cut block, than a block from behind.

Speaker 26 You're more likely to get injured trying to keep up with that guy.

Speaker 1 Well, and he also, he did his Tyreek Hill fake injury that he does every single.

Speaker 38 The human body

Speaker 26 doesn't endure that many jukes per square foot.

Speaker 29 He is the king of that because I, as someone who bid on the bills, I don't root for injuries, but when he got, he had like that 60-yard run and he came up a little gimpy.

Speaker 40 I was like, oh, and then I forgot.

Speaker 14 Oh, yeah, it's Tyreek Hill. He does that every single time.
He has a long run. But

Speaker 83 I, whoops, I fucked up.

Speaker 14 Like, the Chiefs are so fucking good. And yes, guess what?

Speaker 20 Turns out they can flip the switch.

Speaker 63 They can flip it whenever they want.

Speaker 73 It doesn't really matter.

Speaker 72 You know, I went back to how they weren't playing well down the stretch.

Speaker 41 It wasn't just the playoffs.

Speaker 37 People were saying, well, didn't you see it last year?

Speaker 41 Yes, I saw it last year.

Speaker 93 Last year, they were still killing teams the regular season down the stretch.

Speaker 71 This year, they looked weird. Like, that foul.

Speaker 86 I watched that.

Speaker 69 Maybe it was the Falcons game that got too much in my head where they should have lost.

Speaker 26 No, they had a couple like that, though. Yeah, they had a couple weird games.
So, I was in the same mindset where, like, I always knew that the Switch was there and they could flip it.

Speaker 26 Of course, but I know I forgot people,

Speaker 26 it flipped so hard because they flipped the fuck out of the switch.

Speaker 23 They shorted the switch, yeah, they shorted the breakers.

Speaker 26 They broke the switches.

Speaker 16 We had to go in the basement and be and feel like an electrician and switch it and be like, honey, we got up, we fixed it.

Speaker 2 Talk about like low-key things that will make you feel super manly going to the breakers and just flipping it back and forth.

Speaker 3 That's what I'm doing.

Speaker 96 I just fixed all the lights in the house.

Speaker 26 Changing an air filter? Yep. It should take you like two minutes to do.
It'll probably take you like 15 or 20 if you're an idiot like me.

Speaker 26 But when you're done, you're like, I'm basically a father of five right now. I'm Philip Rivers.

Speaker 2 Every time I do it, I'm just, I do a little

Speaker 10 Tim Allen. Just feel nice.
Yeah,

Speaker 16 scratch the hair on my chest.

Speaker 46 When I am a man.

Speaker 26 What about when you you just hammer one nail into the wall to hang a picture?

Speaker 76 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 26 And it's got to be the kind of picture that has the wire across the back. Yep.
I can't break the ruler out, level it, and make sure that the two holes are in the right spot.

Speaker 26 But yeah, pounding one nail, flipping the switch. I've been doing a lot of switching.

Speaker 80 Replacing the filter.

Speaker 26 Replacing a light bulb is pretty cool.

Speaker 61 Yeah, light bulb.

Speaker 19 I've been doing a lot of baby proofing around my house.

Speaker 33 So it's just, it's the easiest thing.

Speaker 1 Baby proofing is actually like a baby could do it.

Speaker 37 Uh-huh.

Speaker 33 Installing these things.

Speaker 14 And every time I do it, I'm like,

Speaker 80 another fucking job well done.

Speaker 46 Real me.

Speaker 26 One day I hope to replace the uh the fridge light bulb that's been out for two years nah fuck it I'll get around to it fuck it all right so

Speaker 26 switches those chiefs are back it was these chiefs right now are those chiefs that we remember the chiefs that can score at will like I don't know how you keep up with them I don't think that you can and and the bills offense wasn't good tonight no they were bad tonight Josh Allen was off he was off he had to they had to have the perfect game to beat these chiefs and I don't I don't think that game exists right now no the so there was a couple things with the the bills offense.

Speaker 4 Like, Josh Allen was off. He was missing guys a little bit.

Speaker 26 The hose was too loud.

Speaker 46 The Blitz fucked him up.

Speaker 23 Like, they called the Chiefs fucking,

Speaker 37 what's his name?

Speaker 2 Spagnula, who just rotates around the NFL.

Speaker 33 He's one of those guys.

Speaker 17 He had a perfect game plan for them because it felt like, I mean, Josh Allen usually is good for one 30-yard sack.

Speaker 24 He had a few tonight.

Speaker 26 He leads the league in dropping back, almost getting sacked, stiff-arming somebody, yeah, and then them like twirling him around for a while as he looks for a receiver to throw the ball to 50 yards downfield, and then eventually getting sacked, or just like in the grafts, grafts cult, because it happens like four or five times a game to him where he never hits the ground, but he's sacked for like 30 yards.

Speaker 26 Yeah, right.

Speaker 29 And it's um, it just the Bills were, the Chiefs were just really good.

Speaker 4 They, they played great defense, they played incredible offense, obviously.

Speaker 14 Uh, I just, oh man, it sucked.

Speaker 9 It just really wanted it to be, what, is it another one?

Speaker 21 What are you laughing at?

Speaker 29 What is it?

Speaker 98 We got TMZ Live instead of

Speaker 98 Ninja Warrior. It's just Katy Perry's tweeting about going vegan.

Speaker 61 Oh,

Speaker 98 she's 95% ready to go 100% vegan.

Speaker 21 Oh.

Speaker 17 And they're disgusting. I kind of like that kind of thing.

Speaker 26 95% ready to go 100% vegan. Go 100% vegan.
Yeah, sure. So am I.
Yeah.

Speaker 61 I'm right.

Speaker 21 You know what?

Speaker 76 I'm 96.

Speaker 21 I'm 96% ready.

Speaker 27 I probably won't ever reach all the way.

Speaker 14 So I don't know how you stopped the Chiefs.

Speaker 41 It is impossible.

Speaker 9 The fact that Kelsey had 13 catches for 118 yards, and Tony Romo even said it.

Speaker 14 He was like, you got to do something different.

Speaker 17 Like, maybe try to hit him.

Speaker 38 But what do you do?

Speaker 19 I don't know.

Speaker 91 He basically was saying, Tony Romo was essentially saying, one of your D linemen needs to assault him.

Speaker 6 Like, that's the only solution.

Speaker 26 I think that Patrick Mahomes is also the most flexible quarterback in terms of just like his body is able to turn in weird angles as he's throwing the ball. He's like gummy back.

Speaker 99 that toe was totally fine the toe was not fine

Speaker 26 they had that one design run for him and he looked a little slow

Speaker 26 i mean he was totally fine well yeah i'm sure they gave him the pain killing injection you can't have one like within the span of two weeks right you can't have two painkilling injections i'm choosing the russian jumpsuit by the way okay yeah so hank was so the bet was that pft thought petrifies wasn't going to play because of a concussion toe then it sort of became he wasn't going to be good-ish i was just just grasping the straws at the end.

Speaker 29 And then I used, I took some of that energy and threw it into my bills are going to...

Speaker 70 Basically, we could not have from

Speaker 26 trying to find reasons to justify my heart and direction wanting to bet on the Buffalo.

Speaker 19 From start to finish, I don't think that PFT and I combined could have gotten a game worse than this one.

Speaker 21 Yeah.

Speaker 6 Like, we just totally,

Speaker 70 we were, we, Kevin, chilied it.

Speaker 29 We just spilled chili all over ourselves.

Speaker 60 It was bad.

Speaker 21 And then we watched Bat Jerome's just dunk us in chili over and over and over and over.

Speaker 42 What are you going to say?

Speaker 98 If the Chiefs convert that fourth and one or third and one play where they just throw it to the guy like on the out route for the fifth time in a row,

Speaker 98 I might become an NFL coach.

Speaker 13 I actually wrote it down. They showed it.

Speaker 98 They're like, this happened the last two weeks. And they did the exact same play twice in a row.

Speaker 13 It's the Tyreek Hill doing, like Tyreek Hill going out to the flat.

Speaker 38 Doing a quick juke and going out to the flat is

Speaker 13 the most guaranteed play in all of sports, I think.

Speaker 68 At this point, it does not feel like you can defend it.

Speaker 52 I don't know.

Speaker 26 It doesn't look like anyone's tried yet.

Speaker 70 I know he's so quick, but he can run just so much faster.

Speaker 45 I think you have to put three guys on him.

Speaker 76 You just have to.

Speaker 72 Unless he drops it. You just

Speaker 26 have to stay to the outside of him and then hope that he doesn't cut. And hope that, like, I don't know what you do because you can't run with him.

Speaker 26 So I guess you just, like, you line up two yards closer to the sideline than Tyreek Hill is. I think you need to.
And be like, okay, I'm just going to be here.

Speaker 26 And hopefully, they'll like somebody will tip the ball if they try to throw it across the middle.

Speaker 16 I think they need to do last Boy Scout.

Speaker 26 They just got to bring a handgun. Gun.
You got to just get a game.

Speaker 26 One player gets a gun.

Speaker 2 And they stap the ball.

Speaker 14 And you don't.

Speaker 11 I'm not saying you should shoot Tyreek Hill, but you should pull it out and be like, hands up.

Speaker 26 And hopefully he'll be like, go that way.

Speaker 2 Hopefully it slows him down a little bit because he's still going to get in his route and probably catch the ball.

Speaker 26 You filter him into double coverage with the gun.

Speaker 61 There's no way.

Speaker 88 There's no possibility.

Speaker 26 There's no other way.

Speaker 58 It's just an issue. It's so good.

Speaker 26 And when Mikhail Hardman gets the ball and he's running, when he he has the ball, he's the fastest guy on the field. Yeah.
You should not be allowed to have two guys like that.

Speaker 17 All right.

Speaker 13 So we got to talk about Sean McDermott and his field goal decisions. But before that,

Speaker 84 I noticed something with Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 71 And so in the first half, it felt like the Bills were

Speaker 57 a hair away from sackling him three or four times.

Speaker 27 He's usually in third down.

Speaker 6 They were so close.

Speaker 14 And I was saying to myself, oh my God, if the Bills can can just get home once or twice, this will, like, this could actually work for them.

Speaker 70 And then it dawned on me, no, you fucking idiot.

Speaker 84 It's not that the Bills are that close.

Speaker 52 It's that Patrick Mahomes is so good at knowing when to get rid of the ball and how to move in the pocket that he gives the illusion that the defense is that close to getting him, but they're never that close to getting him.

Speaker 33 They are never close to actually getting consistent like pressure on him where he can't get these throws off.

Speaker 29 He's just making it seem like that because he lets his progressions go so far and his arm is so good and he can throw from any like stance that it just all works.

Speaker 26 So a lot of times what Mahomes will do is he'll bait the defender to running at a spot where they'll think that they're about to sack him. So he'll like...
He'll pull the Olay on him.

Speaker 26 He'll put himself in harm's way. It's incredible.
Using himself as the bait. And then at the last second, he's like, well, I knew that you were going to take a step in this direction.

Speaker 26 Now I'm safe home here.

Speaker 30 But you always think like, oh my God, we're so close.

Speaker 74 We almost got him.

Speaker 19 You never were close.

Speaker 14 You need to think they were never close because he knows exactly what he's doing and he knows that he can make all the throws from all the angles.

Speaker 26 No problem. I think you get a gun for Tyreek Hill and you get a lasso for Mahomes.

Speaker 91 Maybe a chainsaw for Kelsey.

Speaker 26 Yeah. Yeah.
You're going to need some heavy-duty shit there.

Speaker 72 The only way to beat the Chiefs is to actually

Speaker 31 assault them all.

Speaker 26 You have to kill someone.

Speaker 14 Someone needs to die.

Speaker 26 And until that happens,

Speaker 26 I don't see how the Bucs beat beat him.

Speaker 93 All right, so

Speaker 33 here's the only thing I'll throw out.

Speaker 16 I'm going to probably bet the Chiefs.

Speaker 29 Eric Fisher went out with an injury. Yep.

Speaker 19 Looked like an Achilles.

Speaker 69 We saw what happened when the Packers didn't have their tackle with Bakhtiari.

Speaker 72 I'm just saying, that would be the only thing that makes me a little nervous because the Bucs pass rush.

Speaker 33 I know we just did that whole speech.

Speaker 14 But they do have some fucking dudes who can get after the quarterback.

Speaker 19 And with Vitave

Speaker 96 now like taking up 17 balls, like he just takes up space.

Speaker 72 That's the only thing I would throw out there.

Speaker 84 I think you're over looking at it right now.

Speaker 45 No, I'm going to take the Chiefs.

Speaker 2 I'm just saying if you're looking for a way to take the Bucs, I do think missing Eric Fisher, because they already are missing Mitchell Schwartz, is a little, that's important.

Speaker 79 And Antoine Winfield coming back for the Bucks.

Speaker 26 You're also overlooking the Chiefs dudes because they've got some dudes on defense too. Chris Jones and Frank Clark are both

Speaker 23 confirmed dudes.

Speaker 14 But the Bucs offensive line has done a pretty good job.

Speaker 80 And the Bucs, like Antoine Winfield Jr.

Speaker 9 being out today was significant.

Speaker 33 Like that he's been very, very good for them as a safety.

Speaker 37 And they'll hopefully get him back.

Speaker 69 Again, I'm not going to make the same mistake that I just made.

Speaker 95 I feel so stupid when Patrick Mahomes does what he does.

Speaker 45 So I'm not going to make the same mistake. I'm going to bet on the Chiefs.

Speaker 62 My bet is the Chiefs.

Speaker 67 I'm just giving people...

Speaker 67 If you're looking for it, if you're looking for something to be like, ooh, maybe, I think Eric Fisher's injury could be that.

Speaker 26 Yeah, if you're looking for something to be like ooh maybe just be like tom brady it's tom brady yeah he's he's won 10

Speaker 26 patrick mahomes uh well he's been in the super bowl 10 times in 20 years right patrick mahomes so is so what what happens what happens if tom brady beats mahomes let's get to some legacy talk yeah if brady beats mahomes i feel like mahomes has to win two more super bowls than tom brady to be considered as good as he was

Speaker 10 yes wait so mahomes would have how many?

Speaker 26 So, like, if Tom Brady beats Mahomes in this Super Bowl, nine.

Speaker 25 It adds another one.

Speaker 84 It adds another one.

Speaker 61 Two more. Yeah, two more.
It adds two more.

Speaker 26 Because the head-to-head tiebreaker has to go to Brady.

Speaker 84 Well, I don't know if it was nine, though.

Speaker 80 I don't know if it's.

Speaker 32 It's a weird debate.

Speaker 23 Well, whatever.

Speaker 24 We could do that debate.

Speaker 52 We have two weeks to do that debate. Okay.

Speaker 9 If Brady does win, though, he will officially have more Super Bowl wins than any franchise in the NFL.

Speaker 37 That's stupid. Yep.

Speaker 96 If Mahomes wins,

Speaker 77 if Mahomes wins, he'll be the first quarterback to win either MVP or Super Bowl in each of his first three seasons.

Speaker 14 And he'll also be the youngest quarterback to win multiple Super Bowls.

Speaker 26 It's also Dynasty. It's also Dynasty.
It's officially a dynasty if the Chiefs win this, right? No, no.

Speaker 26 Three in five years.

Speaker 63 No, if they won another one, if they went three in a row.

Speaker 21 Yeah.

Speaker 89 I think Dynasty is always three of four

Speaker 40 or three in a row.

Speaker 61 It's three.

Speaker 61 I would say three of five, too. Three of five?

Speaker 26 You're only saying that because of the Patriots.

Speaker 88 And they're both both dynasties.

Speaker 5 Three or five. Three or five is a dynasty.

Speaker 26 Yeah, it might depend. We'll see how the toe holds.

Speaker 25 If it went 1-1,

Speaker 72 and then you missed two, and the other team wins those two?

Speaker 26 Yeah, so it does depend on because if there's an overlapping dynasty, then that's still their dynasty.

Speaker 30 I think I just...

Speaker 26 If it goes two for the Chiefs,

Speaker 26 and then two for the Washington football team, one for the Chiefs, and then three more for the football team, then that's the football team's dynasty. Right, right, right.

Speaker 98 But the Dockets and the the Pistons were not dynasties.

Speaker 26 Like the Rockets won two. Oh, I think the Rockets won't be.

Speaker 61 No, they were not.

Speaker 47 They were not dynasties.

Speaker 21 No, they weren't.

Speaker 26 They were mini-dynasty.

Speaker 41 No, they weren't.

Speaker 98 But they weren't. No.

Speaker 26 They were mini-dynasty.

Speaker 14 No, you can't. No, two.

Speaker 26 Back-to-back is not a dynasty. They were mini-dynasty.

Speaker 94 No. Yeah.
No.

Speaker 26 You need to win more than Jordan.

Speaker 34 No, but you need to win more than two.

Speaker 37 I think you have to win.

Speaker 65 I think three is the threshold for a dynasty.

Speaker 26 Is it an era? It was the Pistons' era.

Speaker 24 Well, no, then you get a decade.

Speaker 14 So you get a decade.

Speaker 14 Like, if the Chiefs, the Chiefs now have pretty much dibs on this upcoming decade. So we'll look back and be like, that was the decade of the Chiefs.

Speaker 26 Right, but one of those wins was the 2019 season.

Speaker 40 Right, but it's spillover.

Speaker 14 Okay.

Speaker 1 So, because obviously the Patriots threw the deck, the two previous decades probably, although maybe a little,

Speaker 13 no, probably, no, because no, that's the thing.

Speaker 89 See, see, that's the part that we just figured out just from that.

Speaker 33 If any other team had won three Super Bowls during that stretch, they would have a little bit of claim, but that's no one had more than two.

Speaker 52 So

Speaker 33 three is the threshold for a dynasty.

Speaker 80 Okay, so like the Giants, you can't say the Giants have a claim for the last 20 years because they only won two.

Speaker 26 And you know what you can say, though, about the Rockets or the Pistons? You can say, like,

Speaker 26 they had a nice little run. The Rockets had a nice little run.
It's a nice little run. They had a nice little run in mid-90s.

Speaker 2 You need to win three titles to have official claim of a dynasty or decade.

Speaker 21 I think that's fair.

Speaker 99 So

Speaker 35 Sean McDermott's field goals.

Speaker 10 Now. I'm okay with them.

Speaker 84 Well, I'm not okay with the second one.

Speaker 10 The first one I understood, and people were, I was debating with people online who thought it was very stupid.

Speaker 69 So the situation is 21-9 going into the half, fourth goal,

Speaker 25 fourth down in goal.

Speaker 42 What were you going to say, Hank?

Speaker 25 Fourth down and goal at like the three, kick a field goal.

Speaker 96 Everyone says, You can't kick a field goal and beat Mahomes. Agreed.

Speaker 80 That offense is incredible.

Speaker 77 My only defense of it is the human element of if you don't get that fourth down,

Speaker 14 it is so deflating to go into the halftime locker room.

Speaker 25 And on top of that, analytics, guys, I got a little aha moment for the analytics boys out there and girls. Part of the analytics of going for it on fourth and goal is that you get to pin them deep.

Speaker 10 This is the end of the half, so you don't get to pin them deep.

Speaker 67 So you don't get the benefit of we're pinning them deep.

Speaker 1 You, if you miss it, you just miss it and it's over.

Speaker 26 Yeah. Do you want three points or do you want zero points? Or do you want to try and try and maybe not get your seven points that you want? And the Chiefs get the ball to start the second half.

Speaker 26 If you, let's just say you go for it, you don't get it into the half. Chiefs come out.
They probably score a touchdown. It's game over.

Speaker 26 At that point, there's nothing that you can do. So yeah, you want your three points while you can get them going into the half.

Speaker 26 I don't have a problem with it. But I think the second time that they kicked the field goal, that was basically saying, like, we need to put some points on the board.
That one I had a problem with.

Speaker 26 And then what it was, it was like an elongated punt. Right.
It was like, let's kick this field goal, get three points, hope that we can hold the Chiefs to a field goal.

Speaker 26 And then it's like nothing happened at all.

Speaker 60 It's our ball again.

Speaker 26 They were just trying to get to that next point in the game. Chiefs go score touchdown.
Obviously, that's what the Chiefs do.

Speaker 26 It was like grasping at a little straw there.

Speaker 14 Yeah, that one I had a problem with just because now

Speaker 73 it's the third quarter.

Speaker 13 You do get the consolation prize of pinning them because it's the middle of the of the quarter yep it's running out time's running out fast you have to start getting you know some serious points going i if you if you think that the end of the first half was stupid i'm not going to disagree with you like i i i would have been fine with him going for it i'm just saying from a human element i i do understand what sean mcdermott was thinking i don't think that makes like it's not right or wrong i just get what he's thinking matt lafour i did not get what he's thinking like sean McDermott in the third quarter, I did not get what he's thinking.

Speaker 80 So that's kind of my,

Speaker 33 when I can kind of understand what the coach is thinking,

Speaker 33 I'm at least a little bit more accepting of it.

Speaker 26 Also, I feel like if the Chiefs had not won that Super Bowl last year, we would not have overlooked the Chiefs this year.

Speaker 26 Because we very much were looking for Andy Reid and all that stuff.

Speaker 26 And so this year it was like, we started to get to the point where if we're going to have the Bills be this close to getting to a Super Bowl, we're going all in with them.

Speaker 26 Now, if Reed was still looking for his first title and the Homes was, they're such a fun team that I think it would have been like 50-50.

Speaker 26 Like, I still would have been more open to acknowledging that the Chiefs were really spectacular on offense because I'd be pulling so hard for Andy Reid. And he looked extremely happy.

Speaker 26 He looked extremely happy. I just love Andy Reid in 4K.
It's different.

Speaker 14 It is different.

Speaker 74 By the way, why isn't anyone thrown out there?

Speaker 33 I know the buzz is always, Eric Bienemi deserves a job.

Speaker 11 He does deserve a head coaching job.

Speaker 69 But why isn't anyone thrown out there that maybe he's just waiting for Andy Reid to retire?

Speaker 45 Because if Andy Reid, and just hear me out, like, he does deserve a job.

Speaker 69 I'm not excusing him not having a job.

Speaker 70 But if you're Eric Biennemi and Andy Reid says to you, I'm going three more years, four more years.

Speaker 10 You still get like 15 years of Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 26 I get Mahomes, yeah. And like that,

Speaker 86 that makes it,

Speaker 32 I don't know, I'd wait three or four years to have Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 26 Oh, I would too.

Speaker 84 So it's weird that no one's throwing out that could possibly be.

Speaker 26 Well, because he keeps saying that he wants to be a head coach and that he does these, he does the interviews.

Speaker 1 But maybe he's just, maybe he's just sucking at him on purpose.

Speaker 77 Maybe being like, in the interviews, he's like, don't hire me.

Speaker 21 Maybe.

Speaker 26 He loves getting the frequent flyer miles. So like every single winter, he knows that he'll do like three or four interviews.
accumulate some points.

Speaker 67 Wouldn't it be something that's come back?

Speaker 26 Maybe plant like really bad advice into the minds of these front offices offices and then come back and stick around. I think that would make sense.

Speaker 26 If it were me, if I was Eric Bienemi, I would absolutely stick around knowing that this is a guaranteed thing here.

Speaker 26 I've got maybe the greatest talent at quarterback to ever play, as opposed to going to, I don't know, like Minnesota or going to like Arizona

Speaker 31 for a couple years.

Speaker 9 It would be very funny if Eric Biennemy was just going to all these interviews and just walking in and saying, hey, guys, good to meet you.

Speaker 11 I actually don't want the job, but I just want to take the interview so that people think I want, like, you know, so my name stays out there.

Speaker 26 That would be great.

Speaker 33 You know, because maybe he gets an interview.

Speaker 77 Maybe he's just waiting and maybe there'll be an interview where it is a talent as good or maybe a step down from Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 62 Like, okay, I'll go take that.

Speaker 92 So I've got to keep my name out there.

Speaker 21 But I don't know.

Speaker 14 I just thought of that.

Speaker 67 Like, if I were Eric B.

Speaker 29 Enemy and Andy Reid, you know, over a couple cheeseburgers, like, hey, I'm going to do this for two more years.

Speaker 63 I'm going to win two more rings.

Speaker 29 I'm going to finish with three.

Speaker 26 And then you can have this. Because you know Mahomes wants B and me to stick around, too.

Speaker 61 Yeah.

Speaker 40 Yeah.

Speaker 22 The.

Speaker 42 Oh, what were you saying, Hank?

Speaker 98 We forgot to say this Super Bowl is really, it's not Mahomes versus Brady. It's the battle of the playoffs.

Speaker 21 What? What do you mean?

Speaker 98 Playoff Damien versus playoff Lenny.

Speaker 69 Oh, but Damien sat out.

Speaker 98 Oh, he sat out for the whole year?

Speaker 47 He sat out for the whole year.

Speaker 40 But if playoff Lenny...

Speaker 10 He's not in.

Speaker 26 Yeah.

Speaker 41 Yeah, but playoff Lenny go buy a shirt.

Speaker 29 We actually were working with Leonard Fournette. A very funny.

Speaker 18 He just slid in my DMs like, hey, you want to make a shirt? I'm like,

Speaker 26 it's very confusing, Mike, because it's, was it Daryl Williams?

Speaker 54 Daryl Williams.

Speaker 98 As opposed to Darnell, Damian Williams.

Speaker 26 Yeah. So I could see it's, they're both D.
Williams's.

Speaker 46 Playoff Daryl.

Speaker 26 One other thing I want to talk about is

Speaker 30 I just like saying playoffs.

Speaker 26 Tom Brady against the team that took his ACL.

Speaker 54 Yeah. A little revenge game.

Speaker 26 True.

Speaker 44 And we're going to get a lot of stories about how Patrick Mahomes was in kindergarten when Tom Brady won his first Super Bowl.

Speaker 63 Yep.

Speaker 79 So that will be fun.

Speaker 61 I'm looking forward to that. We'll do our whole Super Bowl storylines next week.

Speaker 26 I'm very excited about that.

Speaker 62 One last note.

Speaker 29 Bills fans.

Speaker 20 It sucks to lose, but in a weird way, when you lose to such a good opponent and they kind of, it was never close, I think you can look back and be like, that was a really fun year.

Speaker 73 And it's one of those losses that the future feels so bright right now.

Speaker 57 And sports sports are fickle.

Speaker 16 Nothing's guaranteed.

Speaker 26 You know, you could go away with.

Speaker 79 I mean, I don't tell Bills fans this.

Speaker 66 They fucking know.

Speaker 2 But I do think this is one of those losses that's a little different than, you know, it's different than the Saints loss.

Speaker 4 It's different than the Packers loss.

Speaker 26 It's different from missing a field goal wide right. You're right.
It's at the end of a Super Bowl.

Speaker 26 You know what you can't say about this? You can't say it was a heartbreaking playoff loss.

Speaker 72 Right.

Speaker 26 You can say, like, you got your asses kicked. Right.
And the better team probably won. But at the end of the day, you can look back at the season and say,

Speaker 26 what a trip that was.

Speaker 79 That was fucking fun.

Speaker 13 Like the 2020 Bills were a really fun football team.

Speaker 14 So I think there's a little solace in that, that you can say to yourself, that was really fun.

Speaker 16 Any loss sucks.

Speaker 41 Any playoff loss sucks.

Speaker 19 But the future looks pretty fucking bright. And Brian Dable's staying.

Speaker 31 Yeah, that's big.

Speaker 69 That also is nice.

Speaker 54 That's big.

Speaker 26 It was, the hoes was excited tonight for Josh Allen. Like early on in in the game, you could tell he was out there with a little more adrenaline going.
Yeah.

Speaker 26 Because he did the thing where he was sailing throws by

Speaker 26 7, 20 yards over somebody. But that's what you get when he's got a lively hose.
You can't tell the hose. When I say that, it sounds like I'm a pimp.

Speaker 46 The hose.

Speaker 17 But you look listening.

Speaker 26 You got to get your hose under control.

Speaker 24 But you make the steps.

Speaker 26 When the hose is acting out of line.

Speaker 62 It's a step.

Speaker 5 It's a process. You had the weird Texans playoff loss last year.

Speaker 29 This year, you win two playoff games.

Speaker 70 You go to the AFC championship game.

Speaker 69 It's climbing the mountain.

Speaker 33 So it does, you know, if the Bills had lost in the first round this year, it would have been very, very disappointing.

Speaker 20 But they've taken that next step.

Speaker 16 Next year, it's, you know, the difference between the conference championship and the Super Bowl is pretty fucking big.

Speaker 26 Do you think that the Chiefs would still win like 13 games a year if they were not allowed to run the ball? Because I do.

Speaker 33 Would the teams know that?

Speaker 21 Yeah.

Speaker 2 That might change it.

Speaker 26 I mean, you can scramble for a first down. Right, right.
But I think they throw screen passes, you can throw it on.

Speaker 38 If they didn't run at all, but the team

Speaker 33 had to expect at least a little bit of run,

Speaker 26 I think they could. You're allowed to run the ball five times a game.

Speaker 67 Yeah, then they could win 13 games.

Speaker 26 Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 40 Yeah.

Speaker 21 All right.

Speaker 6 Let's get to Football Guy of the Week.

Speaker 100 Can I say one thing? Yeah. I think the Bills took advantage of the offsetting penalties rule at the end of that fight.

Speaker 61 Because

Speaker 100 Josh Allen threw the ball at the guy. And then as long as you get one player involved, it offsets.

Speaker 58 Right, there was a great hit on Josh Allen.

Speaker 61 If you have one penalty, it cancels out.

Speaker 68 Yeah. Yes.

Speaker 26 Just feast on it. Yes.

Speaker 60 Might as well.

Speaker 26 That's how you beat the Chiefs.

Speaker 14 Also, what the hell was Bruce Arians doing, not declining the penalty that the Packers did?

Speaker 26 That was dumb as shit.

Speaker 88 That was the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

Speaker 26 It was really dumb.

Speaker 26 Like, I don't know. There were so many weird things that happened in that game that my only explanation was like, either the Packers are throwing the game and the

Speaker 26 Bucs are trying to catch them by doing more boneheaded things to see if the Packers will take advantage of their mistakes to catch them in a blatant cheat.

Speaker 26 That was really the only explanation I had. It was such a weirdly coached game.

Speaker 42 I also think the Packers have the weather to blame because it was not cold enough.

Speaker 26 So

Speaker 26 we were lied to about the weather.

Speaker 54 It wasn't cold enough.

Speaker 26 They said it was 25 degrees. They said that there was snow on the ground.
I saw pictures, big cat, of snow covering Lambeau Field.

Speaker 26 They were using like 20-foot-long, it looked like just Coke straws to blow the snow off. That was awesome.

Speaker 26 And

Speaker 26 it was a fucking snow globe in there like an hour before kickoff. I tune in.
It's sunny. It looks like it's 55 degrees out there.
It looks like we were lied to by somebody.

Speaker 54 It was beautiful.

Speaker 14 Yeah, they should blame the weather because I think they win that game if they have colder weather.

Speaker 61 They might.

Speaker 26 Yeah.

Speaker 26 If there's at least some snow on the field, they win that game.

Speaker 61 Yes.

Speaker 98 They shouldn't be allowed to have a heated field.

Speaker 21 They do. It's got heating coils on it.
It's been in that for a while.

Speaker 98 I know they shouldn't be allowed to have

Speaker 98 that. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 94 Should not be. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 60 Agree with that. What's the point?

Speaker 68 I mean, it's not even frozen tundra.

Speaker 42 It's the thawed tundra.

Speaker 26 Right.

Speaker 26 There was uh, there was one point in the afternoon game, or in the late game, where uh Mahomes got tackled, got like shoved over on the sideline, and he landed right next to one of those giant heaters.

Speaker 26 You know, the big tubes that they have, they look like jet engines, and you have to stay back at least six feet. The ones that Ben Rothitzberger stands two feet from.
Yeah.

Speaker 26 He puts his cock in there. Yeah, just a giant fleshlight.

Speaker 26 Mahomes fell down like right next to it. And I was thinking for a second, like, what if somebody got pushed right there and got tackled right there? Would that just like melt their skin off? Yeah.

Speaker 26 They should probably move that back a little bit.

Speaker 18 I don't think it would melt their skin off, but it'd be fun to think about.

Speaker 26 It would be very fun to think about.

Speaker 79 Not, I don't want anyone's skin to get.

Speaker 26 No, we're saying it's fun to think about. Think about.

Speaker 58 Yeah. Right.

Speaker 47 To be like, ah, and then they're out for the season.

Speaker 61 Ah, Cold Track.

Speaker 21 This is not going to happen to the Bears.

Speaker 47 All right.

Speaker 27 Let's get to Football Guy of the Week.

Speaker 42 We're going to wrap up Football Guy of the Week and who's back of the week.

Speaker 68 A little Conor McGregor talk.

Speaker 21 PFT, you had, ooh, Jackpocket, right?

Speaker 77 Didn't someone just win win a billy?

Speaker 26 Someone in Michigan just won a cool billion dollars. I'm actually surprised it's not Hank because we got hot Hank this weekend.
Hank has won every single bet that he's made. It's infuriating.

Speaker 91 Yeah, maybe not every single one. We'll talk about that afternoon.

Speaker 26 Pretty much. On whose back?

Speaker 26 He's won. Basically every single bet they've he's probably got a billion dollars in his pocket right now.

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It saves you on Uber and Uber Eats.

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Speaker 100 okay uh football guy of the week starting off with dan campbell his entire introduction

Speaker 26 dan terra did you guys see the the t-shirt i designed yeah I think we should do that. He's got the Detroit D, Dan Terra, his face.

Speaker 95 We got to get him on the show.

Speaker 26 Yes, Dan.

Speaker 38 It's crazy. He actually.

Speaker 26 He's probably a listener.

Speaker 20 Well, he's not only a listener, but I think I had 50-50 people requesting that he's on the show, and then people saying, when was that interview you did with Dan Campbell?

Speaker 69 Because they just assumed we had him on.

Speaker 65 Yeah. Which is a fair assumption.

Speaker 26 I would love. Open invite.
You say the time and place, and I will be there for Dan Campbell.

Speaker 100 Also, fine print, these were Billy's.

Speaker 21 So if you don't like them,

Speaker 21 Billy. Wow.
Best in the buck. Okay.

Speaker 61 What if the leadership should say it's you?

Speaker 94 Then he deserves the credit.

Speaker 3 Yeah, okay.

Speaker 100 Vance McDonald, who's retiring, he said,

Speaker 100 I'll miss holding a football and running it to a human being as hard as I possibly can.

Speaker 26 Heath Miller. They got to get another Heath Miller.

Speaker 90 Jim Harbaugh saw that quote and just like came instantly.

Speaker 100 South Carolina.

Speaker 26 And then created a child. And then Chris Conty just

Speaker 26 went back into his cabin in the woods for a while. He's like, God damn it, I come out once every five years.

Speaker 100 South Carolina strength and conditioning coach Luke Day, who in his introductory press conference said he's a cold brew and not a Red Bull guy, quoted a psychologist, Angela Duckworth.

Speaker 61 Oh, talked about grit.

Speaker 26 I don't like the psychologist. Angela Duckworth has made a little grit industrial complex around the word grit.

Speaker 21 Yeah.

Speaker 26 Psychologists should not be studying grit.

Speaker 37 Yeah.

Speaker 100 And then lastly, Victor Nielsen, who is a Bills fan, a cancer survivor. After ringing the bell, he jumped through his business.

Speaker 88 I saw that.

Speaker 61 That was awesome. That was awesome.
I feel good still.

Speaker 78 Happy that you're cancer-free, Victor.

Speaker 26 Some good nominees this week. Good job, Jake.
Good job.

Speaker 60 Good job, Billy. No.

Speaker 61 Good job. Don't drive any credit.

Speaker 76 Way to go, Jake.

Speaker 61 Good job, Billy.

Speaker 5 All right, vote for it.

Speaker 25 We're going to blog it.

Speaker 78 Before we do who's back, we should talk about Connor McGregor.

Speaker 51 So

Speaker 79 I personally think

Speaker 14 he should have dodged those punches.

Speaker 61 That's just me.

Speaker 26 I don't know.

Speaker 26 You got to get hit once to let yourself know you're in a fight.

Speaker 84 So he had a broken leg.

Speaker 98 Yeah, it wasn't the punches that was the problem.

Speaker 5 It sucks because I love watching Conor McGregor.

Speaker 73 He's electric.

Speaker 33 He's fun.

Speaker 10 Shaved Conor McGregor.

Speaker 41 I don't know. That was a badass look, kind of like a Triple H look.

Speaker 26 No, it was great. And when you get hit with a shaved head, the hair doesn't wave around.
Yep. So I feel like punches glance off your head more if it's shaved.

Speaker 78 But he got his ass kicked. He did.

Speaker 26 And

Speaker 26 it was a beatdown. at the end, but he was picking his spots before that.
He was like tagging the guy up on his chin, on his nose.

Speaker 73 And Poirier is really good.

Speaker 33 I was well actually.

Speaker 2 No one gets more angry than die-hard UFC fans when you get any fact wrong.

Speaker 33 Like, it almost makes me not want to watch it.

Speaker 11 I would imagine they drive more people off by just well-actualing everyone on Twitter.

Speaker 35 Like, dude, I'm a fight fan.

Speaker 73 I like to watch fights. I like to watch boxing.
I like to watch UFC.

Speaker 33 I always will.

Speaker 10 It's not my number one sport.

Speaker 26 I like to watch them. Just chill out.
They're hockey fans with back tats.

Speaker 44 Yeah, like some guy told me today that Conor McGregor's in his prime.

Speaker 12 Like, I have eyes. He's 32.

Speaker 69 He used to be champ champ. Yeah.

Speaker 26 I mean, he almost almost beat Floyd Mayweather. Yeah, I'm sure

Speaker 14 he's got it.

Speaker 85 He's got a couple paydays coming up on a trilogy with Poirier, a trilogy with Nate Diaz.

Speaker 80 He's not going away.

Speaker 72 I asked the question, is he done in terms of like, is he done being a threat for the belt consistently?

Speaker 93 It feels like that.

Speaker 73 I don't know it well enough, but it feels like that just by the fact that he's fought like three times in the last four years and one of them was an old dude who he beat and he's lost twice.

Speaker 26 I don't feel like he's totally done. They're talking about us on Twitter.
Julian Edelman and

Speaker 60 John. Oh yo, by the way, my bad.

Speaker 88 I want to say sorry to

Speaker 26 dude with our life right now.

Speaker 81 I want to say sorry to Jules.

Speaker 96 We love Jules coming on.

Speaker 25 God damn it.

Speaker 70 He was like, dude, thanks so much.

Speaker 27 Now people are talking about retirement.

Speaker 62 I was like, whoops, my bad.

Speaker 26 Oh, Jules,

Speaker 26 he wants to be considered for having turf toe named after him. Okay, no.
So he was like, you're right about turf toe. Turf toe hurts like a bitch, and it's named like a bitch.
Yeah.

Speaker 26 He's like, you know how they have Tommy John surgery named after a player?

Speaker 47 Yep.

Speaker 26 He's like, you should name turf toe after a player, so we can call it like little squirrel toe.

Speaker 54 Squirrel toe.

Speaker 31 Yeah, squirrel toe.

Speaker 26 Squirrel foot. Squirrel toe sounds, yeah.
I like squirrel toe. Julian Adelman is much tighter than Ninja Warrior.

Speaker 98 Yeah.

Speaker 76 Yeah.

Speaker 26 Just seeing myself on television.

Speaker 94 Yeah.

Speaker 16 The fuck is going on?

Speaker 95 He's just going after us right now.

Speaker 61 Where were we? Where were we?

Speaker 26 So my

Speaker 26 most people trying to watch the app on ESPN Plus apparently looked looked like the end of that fight with Conor McGregor getting tagged in the face repeatedly.

Speaker 98 I heard that.

Speaker 26 I guess the app's broken. Yep.
Big surprise. It's broken every fucking time I try to watch it.
You guys laughed at me when I said that it didn't work on an LG TV. Guess what?

Speaker 26 It doesn't work on any TV now. And Dana White was crashing people's periscopes, reporting them to the FBI.
But I feel like at that point, there were just too many people.

Speaker 26 It was like they were storming Dana White's capital.

Speaker 60 Right.

Speaker 26 And they're like, if all of us stream it at once, you can't arrest us all. It's fine.
We're going to break on through. So I don't know what Dana White's going to do, but

Speaker 26 I'll put it this way. ESPN Plus ain't it, Dana.

Speaker 21 Nope.

Speaker 36 It ain't it.

Speaker 63 It ain't it.

Speaker 85 Hank, do you want to congratulate yourself on betting Poirier?

Speaker 91 We all were watching the fight together,

Speaker 9 and Hank was the only one who bet Poiri smart.

Speaker 63 And yeah, it was getting his bet.

Speaker 79 It was an all-time contrarian Hank bet.

Speaker 98 I told you beforehand, though, it's not like there's been times where we come in and we're on the other opposite side. But beforehand, I was like, big hat.
It was totally fine. I saw the stat.

Speaker 98 I'm going to fade the public guy. I was like 86 or 90% of the money is on McGregor.
You were right. I was like, I'm just going to do it.
I'm going to send it.

Speaker 47 It was smart.

Speaker 88 It was.

Speaker 98 And I was, we were live streaming, so you could, like, if you wanted to watch back, but the whole time, I was like, he's losing, he's losing, he's losing.

Speaker 98 He's not landing anything. McGregor's landing everything.
And then it just turned in two seconds.

Speaker 26 He got that one punch to the side of his head. Yeah.
And then McGregor didn't know how to defend from that point on.

Speaker 26 But Hank, it wasn't only that. It was also afterwards on the blackjack table.
Whoa.

Speaker 26 I was playing pretty well on blackjack, and then I sit down with Hank, and Hank just immediately drains me of all my money.

Speaker 26 He like triples his money.

Speaker 26 I lose all mine. I go back.
I re-up. I get more money.
Sit down next to him again. Hank again triples his money.
I lose all my money again.

Speaker 73 I mean, at least you got like

Speaker 18 time and enjoyment, not enjoyment. No.

Speaker 77 Like, you got to do something.

Speaker 72 Poirier wins.

Speaker 13 I said, Hank, come with me.

Speaker 63 We're going to the roulette table.

Speaker 13 I gave him a $500 chip.

Speaker 73 I'm like, let's see if this hot streak is real.

Speaker 52 You pick.

Speaker 80 And then right as he picks, I'm like, fuck it.

Speaker 19 Double it.

Speaker 29 And I gave him another $500 chip and lost $1,000 in two seconds because Hank's, apparently, his hot streak's only for him. No, it's not.

Speaker 16 He's the most selfish hot streak of all time.

Speaker 54 I actually think that that adds to his hot streak.

Speaker 26 Yeah, he texts me. That adds to his hot streak that we keep losing around him.

Speaker 88 Yeah, but I needed to find out.

Speaker 93 Like, this was, it was, I was basically a scientist.

Speaker 77 Like, I had to find out, is this man the hottest man on earth?

Speaker 49 And if so, I would like some of this.

Speaker 73 I would like some residual hotness.

Speaker 63 I'd like to get near the hotter and the heater and burn my skin.

Speaker 1 Turns out, doesn't work for me.

Speaker 29 Just fucking, he picked black and it was as red as red could be.

Speaker 98 No, I picked red and it was as black. Oh, it was?

Speaker 1 Fuck. I don't even.
I just knew that.

Speaker 50 I was like, fuck it up. The craziest,

Speaker 98 I had a moment and

Speaker 98 I was dead serious. Be like, let's go to the roulette table.
And I had a number picked. I thought you were going to give me 500.
I thought I was going to have a number.

Speaker 61 No, I had a number.

Speaker 98 23. I was like, let's go.

Speaker 21 Was it? Yeah.

Speaker 61 No, did it hit him?

Speaker 98 No, no.

Speaker 98 Yeah, you said that.

Speaker 93 I hit him a 500 trip.

Speaker 14 He's like, for a number?

Speaker 61 I was like, what the fuck?

Speaker 21 That's what you know, Hank.

Speaker 61 That was the mood I was in.

Speaker 26 That was disgustingly arrogant of you.

Speaker 94 I got this.

Speaker 26 You probably thought that you were going to hit it.

Speaker 21 Yeah. I did.

Speaker 71 All right, let's...

Speaker 89 Before we do who's back of the week.

Speaker 32 Hey, what's going on there, pal?

Speaker 26 We saw you at the hockey game on. Do I know you guys?

Speaker 16 I'm Ryan Whitney.

Speaker 53 I got a drink named after me.

Speaker 36 Not a big deal.

Speaker 88 Pink Whitney?

Speaker 100 That's what I thought. See you, fellas.

Speaker 19 I invented the thing, you pigeon.

Speaker 73 Pink Whitney for legendary moments.

Speaker 38 All right, who's back of the week?

Speaker 21 Hank.

Speaker 98 Our boy, Dickie V, Dick Vitale. Oh my god.
Die Hard Bucks fan, apparently. He was tweeting.
So the first tweet that

Speaker 98 started off, and this is not, this is an ad, I will eat my column. If this all turns out to be some type of shit.

Speaker 12 No, if this is an ad, you have to chug a large size of Pepto-Bismol.

Speaker 98 Deal.

Speaker 47 Okay.

Speaker 47 Extra large.

Speaker 98 And not if it comes out like he might get a Pepto-Bismol deal after the fact, but if it comes out that this was an ad the whole time, I will chug a full bottle because it was so funny and it was natural, I believe.

Speaker 98 He tweeted the first tweet that started off. He said, every time Rogers and the Packers get the ball, I need some Pepto Bismol with like an old man selfie of him holding a bottle.

Speaker 98 And then he just, that was just a theme that he went with.

Speaker 98 Like two minutes later, he said, I can't take it. My stomach is rumbling.
Lorraine, get me that Pepto, baby. With another, a different.

Speaker 98 It's the same exact. He's in the same seat with the same bottle, but it's a slightly different angle.

Speaker 98 And then, you know. You taking sips? JPP got a sip.
He goes, Super D, JPP, baby. Go Bucks.
Pepto Bismo. My stomach cannot take it.

Speaker 98 Eight minutes decides a national football conference title, Super Bowl, with him drinking the Pepto Bismal. Just an electric series of tweets.

Speaker 26 Dickie.

Speaker 26 How much damage did he do to that?

Speaker 98 He had to have finished the whole thing.

Speaker 88 I don't know. It was a time to be alive.

Speaker 98 I can see-through, but it was... I was laughing my ass off.

Speaker 98 It was prime time, Dickie V.

Speaker 63 What a time to be alive for Dickie V right now.

Speaker 29 Like, one, you are still alive.

Speaker 42 Two,

Speaker 42 you're a Tampa B.

Speaker 98 Tampa Bay.

Speaker 33 In Tampa Bay, and you have going for your second title this year, you're going to your third title game.

Speaker 5 Huge. Unreal.

Speaker 26 Also, just what a time to be alive for all of us.

Speaker 26 I think it's overused to say this website is free.

Speaker 26 But when you've got Dickie B slamming Pepto, like drinking five fingers of Pepto in the course of two hours and posting pictures of it the entire time, like imagine going back and telling you when you were like 16, the guy that loses his fucking mind over LeBron James doing behind the back pass is going to be yugging diarrhea medicine in your face on twitter.com.

Speaker 26 I would be pumped. To your point.
I think it's all been worth it. His shit's going to be so jet black.

Speaker 100 He said the fact that he's still alive, remember at the beginning of the season, he kind of said he might be going soon.

Speaker 32 Yeah, he was like, I might, he's like, I might be out of here soon, guys.

Speaker 24 Like, what?

Speaker 100 Dickie V? And now he's got his three hometown teams in the championship.

Speaker 61 That's true.

Speaker 98 Good for Dickie V. Also, Conor McGregor memes are just so hilarious.

Speaker 21 Well, yeah, Bernie's on the cool throne.

Speaker 13 Well, no, because now

Speaker 81 they're combining it.

Speaker 26 Everyone's like, oh, this is amazing. I can't believe it.
Bernie's is getting combined into every new meme that comes out. I'm sick of it.
I'm sick of it.

Speaker 98 Shout out Benny the Paul for dressing like Bernie on the street.

Speaker 60 That one was kind of funny.

Speaker 98 Gets you there, so funny. Best mascot in the game.

Speaker 26 Get it? Because he was sitting there.

Speaker 82 Yeah.

Speaker 98 I saw one today. It was Star Wars.
Get it. But

Speaker 88 no way, Hank.

Speaker 26 I don't think you get it. Hank doesn't get it.
It was Bernie.

Speaker 88 No, I don't think you get it.

Speaker 98 It's like Bernie was a stormtrooper.

Speaker 33 Wait, explain to us what is funny about Bernie sitting there.

Speaker 98 So it's like he's sitting there.

Speaker 77 No, he doesn't get it.

Speaker 98 But he's in.

Speaker 26 He's like, if if it's a TV show, like if it's Game of Thrones, but it's Bernie Sanders in Game of Thrones.

Speaker 21 He doesn't get it. Wait, is he like Mitten Dog?

Speaker 60 Is he Bran?

Speaker 30 With Mitten Dog.

Speaker 26 If it's Bran, it could be like.

Speaker 30 Yeah, like because Bran is in a wheelchair.

Speaker 98 Bran's in a wheelchair, and Bernie Sanders was sitting in a chair.

Speaker 46 No, you don't get it. No, no, no.

Speaker 84 Confirm does not get it.

Speaker 72 If you see Hank tweeting any Bernie memes, just respond to him.

Speaker 95 Don't get it. Hank's a casual.
Don't get it, dude. Don't pretend like you know.

Speaker 21 Cash.

Speaker 52 Who's back of the week?

Speaker 23 PFT.

Speaker 26 My who's back of the week is the Matt Stafford jackpot.

Speaker 53 Oh, let's go.

Speaker 26 So

Speaker 26 Matt Stafford is, well, just Detroit's back in general. They got Dan Campbell.

Speaker 61 Everything's on the up and up.

Speaker 26 They got us. And they're rebuilding.
They're starting over. I think this is the right move.

Speaker 26 I actually think it's, like, people who are Detroit Lions fans are very pumped to see Matt Stafford maybe go somewhere good.

Speaker 59 Yeah, no, I was listening to Sports Talk Radio Day, and there was a lot of that.

Speaker 73 There was a lot of people being like, if you love

Speaker 26 Sam Free, we had a great time to get. I just I wanted to be happy with his life.

Speaker 98 Big Cat live tweeted Dickie V ads.

Speaker 36 I just forgot how funny it was because I responded in real time when it happened.

Speaker 31 And then you remind me.

Speaker 26 I'll go back after a show because Big Cat will like pop up onto my timeline and be like, Big Cat tweeted like five ad times towards my thing.

Speaker 62 As soon as the ads hit, I'm tweeting.

Speaker 98 Rather during the show than when we're driving.

Speaker 60 That's true. What? I haven't done that.

Speaker 61 Good point.

Speaker 98 I'm sorry.

Speaker 61 Jesus Christ.

Speaker 26 It's not just Matt Stafford.

Speaker 14 I would have liked to drive my car this morning, but you slept in and fucking hijacked the keys.

Speaker 88 That was a jerk.

Speaker 98 I shouldn't have brought that up. Yeah.

Speaker 26 But more than the Matt Stafford is the quarterback Photoshops.

Speaker 61 They're still going.

Speaker 26 They're going stronger than ever.

Speaker 26 So Matt Stafford, it was like, it was a bonanza of Photoshops of Matt Stafford as soon as the Lions announced that he's not going to be coming back. Yes.
And, I mean, they're all great.

Speaker 26 I can't choose a favorite one because they're all perfect.

Speaker 33 I think, I mean, I hope he goes somewhere good and gets to like a championship game because then I could say he's a Hall of Famer.

Speaker 26 Yeah, I think you can still say it.

Speaker 41 Yeah, I can still say whatever I want.

Speaker 21 I mean, I said the Bills were going to kill the Chiefs.

Speaker 61 Say whatever the fuck I want.

Speaker 14 All right, my Who's Back of the Week is Coach K

Speaker 66 being an absolute asshole.

Speaker 17 So if you missed it, Coach K was asked the question after another loss to Louisville on Saturday by a student reporter from the Duke Chronicle, Jake Piazza.

Speaker 19 What do you think about that, Jake?

Speaker 32 Asking Coach K, where do you guys go from here?

Speaker 93 Which is a very routine question.

Speaker 81 I've had a very bad year.

Speaker 14 And Coach K essentially embarrassed and belittled this kid, saying,

Speaker 73 what is your major?

Speaker 52 What do you have?

Speaker 64 Like, if you have a bad e-con test, what if I asked you when you came out of the e-contest, where do you go from here?

Speaker 95 And spun it into

Speaker 16 all about me, Coach K.

Speaker 2 Like, how could you ever ask about my team when we're in a pandemic?

Speaker 9 There are bigger things going on right now.

Speaker 61 What did Coach King mean?

Speaker 26 He turned into into a life lesson for the kid. And he really taught him something.
He was like, hey, how about you use some empathy when you ask a question? By the way,

Speaker 26 asking Coach Kay, like, where do you go from here after a loss? That's as dumb as that question is, that's probably a more relevant question than 90% of the shit that they get asked after years.

Speaker 26 To me, it seems like perfectly normally relevant.

Speaker 61 You guys suck this year.

Speaker 26 Where do you go from here? And then he was like, well, I need to teach you about manners, young man.

Speaker 9 I wish, I wish this kid, and he's a big J.

Speaker 32 We can get your take on it, jake but like he's a big j so he probably has a career in front of him where he doesn't want to screw things up but i wish he had been like where do i go after an econ test i go back to my dorm room and watch you get fucking housed by pit idiot

Speaker 20 i'm gonna have to take another year of econ because i've lost so much money betting on you this year it's like he coach k is such how can you defend this hank he's such a jerk he was so small he's just a jerk he's the quintessential jerk maybe to the outside but you know yeah he's a jerk.

Speaker 61 He's a leader of men.

Speaker 88 It's okay to say when a guy's a jerk.

Speaker 36 He's a jerk.

Speaker 26 If you're Chris Duhal or his wife, he's not that bad a guy.

Speaker 98 Well, I've seen, you know, I've seen like Baron Davis chirped him on Twitter, and then a lot of the former Duke players are all like, whoa, whoa, whoa, man, chill out.

Speaker 60 So you think, oh, the players that he pays are going to have his back?

Speaker 62 No shit.

Speaker 98 He's a jerk to other people. Listen, maybe it's time for Coach K to think about stepping down.
Oh,

Speaker 61 okay.

Speaker 36 It is.

Speaker 93 I didn't want to say it, Hank, but this is like when you start to get a little older and a little short with your fuse.

Speaker 22 This isn't great.

Speaker 61 Like, this is snappy.

Speaker 27 Coach K is definitely in this snappy territory where it's going to get worse.

Speaker 80 This isn't the last time he snaps on someone.

Speaker 21 No.

Speaker 100 Remember, he did won every team in the tournament at the beginning of the season. Did he not believe in his team this year?

Speaker 26 Oh, I just saw this. Jeff Capole defended him.
So, of course. Probably not that good a guy.
Yeah.

Speaker 21 Yeah.

Speaker 64 Jeff Capo.

Speaker 98 Where are you seeing this, PFT?

Speaker 26 I'm looking at your screen. I just made it up.

Speaker 88 Oh, interesting.

Speaker 62 All right, what are your thoughts on that, Jake, and also who's back of the week?

Speaker 100 Yeah, my thoughts are very respectable question. The student showed some poise.

Speaker 98 Student journalist.

Speaker 88 Student journalist, yeah.

Speaker 61 I think

Speaker 100 this is actually going to help the student journalist because now everybody knows his name. Jake Piazza is now a household name throughout the sports media industry.

Speaker 11 Don't forget, Jake.

Speaker 14 It's like Mitch Alpha.

Speaker 59 Bob Cossus, Jake Piazza.

Speaker 26 I like the name Jake Piazza. Honestly, Jake, like, your last name.
Oh,

Speaker 44 he follows me.

Speaker 38 Maybe he's an AWL. What's up, up, Jake?

Speaker 5 Dude, that was a cool question you asked.

Speaker 38 Don't let Coach K being pricked to you.

Speaker 26 The Italian version of Jake Marsh would be a very hilarious reporter to have. Just reporting on Italian

Speaker 88 business, dude.

Speaker 100 He has this story to tell the rest of his Big J life. Yeah.
It's pretty cool. That's true.

Speaker 100 Yeah. My who's back, another college basketball coach and making bad headlines.

Speaker 100 Sliding into the DMs is my who's back. Jerry Sackhouse, the head coach of Vanderbilt.
He DM'd a Vanderbilt fan, your life must be miserable.

Speaker 100 Then the fan said, I'm not sure if you noticed, but you need more passionate fans. And he said, that's Bull S-H-I-T,

Speaker 100 real fans support fake ASS fan.

Speaker 21 So

Speaker 100 he's just in the middle of a people.

Speaker 77 We're saying that they were

Speaker 41 SSY you dropped

Speaker 63 on Friday's show. Spelled it.

Speaker 61 Yeah, I know. They said that was shocking.

Speaker 26 I had somebody slide out of the DMs and say that they would pay $1,000 to the Barstool Fund if Jake would cuss on the air.

Speaker 9 Oh, imagine if you did a cameo that was just swears.

Speaker 100 If they show proof, I will do it.

Speaker 61 Oh, okay, let's go.

Speaker 26 What about $10,000 racial slur?

Speaker 60 Homophobic slur. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 21 No, no, no.

Speaker 93 $20,000

Speaker 93 any slur of your choice, but you have to do it in a Nazi uniform.

Speaker 83 No. Okay, all right, fine.

Speaker 5 We just, well, we got to test this.

Speaker 26 We were just seeing how much you liked small business. Blackface?

Speaker 21 No. Okay, good.

Speaker 26 See, he's a good boy.

Speaker 53 He's a good boy. He passed.

Speaker 61 People got to pay for it. That's a true question.
All those things are very bad.

Speaker 100 People were not happy that I tweeted about David Duke of Providence the other day.

Speaker 93 No, no, you got to say, you got to stop using that full name.

Speaker 76 Just Mr. Duke.

Speaker 94 So what do you think of broadcasting?

Speaker 44 Duke of Providence.

Speaker 38 Dave Duke.

Speaker 47 Number close number. Davey Duke.
I don't know.

Speaker 100 I don't know.

Speaker 47 Davey Duke. Yeah.
That's not.

Speaker 98 No, just roll with it. It's like it's like AOC with me.

Speaker 21 Yeah.

Speaker 40 Point guard Duke.

Speaker 94 Yeah.

Speaker 100 So if that AWL shows proof, I will curse.

Speaker 53 Curse.

Speaker 78 But none of the bad stuff we just said.

Speaker 16 We were just testing him.

Speaker 79 All that's bad stuff.

Speaker 37 We disavowed it.

Speaker 98 It's got to be a curse that's not disavowed on Stephen A's page.

Speaker 26 Yep. damn hell and ass are all generic profanity.

Speaker 42 Yep, that's actually a fact.

Speaker 13 I got a random number generator.

Speaker 47 Oh, okay.

Speaker 17 Yeah, ready?

Speaker 25 All I gotta do is refresh it.

Speaker 26 You were gonna say what?

Speaker 28 23. 23.
23. 18.

Speaker 28 8.

Speaker 59 85. 85.
All right.

Speaker 18 Jake, you can watch to confirm.

Speaker 10 I'll say 98.

Speaker 100 45.

Speaker 78 45.

Speaker 21 Hank's favorite number. Oh, it's Billy's.

Speaker 58 There you go.

Speaker 88 After 69.

Speaker 21 Devin White.

Speaker 60 Big white fest. All right.

Speaker 25 We'll see everyone on Wednesday.

Speaker 26 Love you guys.

Speaker 26 Don't kill your way.

Speaker 26 I don't know what

Speaker 26 to say. I'd say it needs a way.

Speaker 26 Today's a motherfucker I

Speaker 26 shine away.

Speaker 26 Lots of covering love of you

Speaker 26 today.

Speaker 26 It's part of my tape to zip by five school sports.