Mike Florio, Week 6 Preview And Nick Saban Has The CoCo

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Speaker 1 On today's part of my take, we have recurring guests, longtime friend of the program, PFT's internet dad, my internet uncle, Karen Florio, on the show. Talk about coronavirus.
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Today is Friday, October 16th, and Nick Sabins got the Cocoa.

Speaker 1 Got the Coco. Got the Coco.
He probably got it from one of his cream pies that he eats every morning. Oh, okay.
Now I watch the weather. That took a right turn from where my brain was.

Speaker 1 Is this, am I freaking out a little bit to be like, Nick Sabin can't get the cocoa? He's got, Nick Saban is an impenetrable force of all diseases and fun.

Speaker 1 Well, it might just be him wanting to spend more time recruiting. This gives him valuable time around his phone.
He should just have Miss Terry coach on the sidelines for him.

Speaker 1 Either that or maybe put the scissor lift like the high school coaches did, have him down there. Brian Kelly would do a scissor lift.
Yeah, oh, you don't want to fall behind to Notre Dame.

Speaker 1 I'm going to bring that up. So, yeah, that was kind of the big story.
Nick Saban's got the Coco.

Speaker 1 I guarantee that there are at least six Alabama fans that have signed up for a waiting list to donate their lungs to Nick Saban, if it comes to that. Easily.

Speaker 1 Also, we get Steve Sarkeesian now coaching on Saturday night, which should be hilarious. If Alabama loses, does it count? Is this a Coach K thing? Does Nick Saban not get this on his record?

Speaker 1 When we do the playoff committee, can we say, well, that one loss, not Nick Saban, doesn't count. I unironically think yes.
I think Nick Saban will get in front of the press and say exactly that.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Be like, hey, guess what? That wasn't my team.
That was Steve Sarkeesian's team. And did you see him at Washington USC? Exactly.
Is there a possibility of a Hugh Freeze game?

Speaker 1 Like put a hospital, install a hospital room in the stadium?

Speaker 1 I would imagine, I know Nick Sabin technically, I think, can't have any contact with the team, but I would imagine he's going to be coaching somehow. Some way, somehow.
Somehow, some way

Speaker 1 he's going to be coaching on Saturday night. He's probably got the greatest, like in the ultimate twist, he's got the greatest technology ever in his Batman cave in his house.

Speaker 1 I mean, he sits there with all the TVs and he's ready to go.

Speaker 1 So it says that you can't have any technological contact with the team, but could he start like a big-ass bonfire outside the stadium and send smoke signals up into the air? Or maybe a tornado siren.

Speaker 1 Yeah. It just goes off.
Morse code tornado siren. Why not? Give it a shot.
I do kind of think that Nick Saban is definitely like he's worth seven points in this game.

Speaker 1 So if they lose by fewer than seven points, then I would say this does not count as a loss. Yeah, I'd agree.

Speaker 1 So we have NFL week six. We have no Thursday night football.
Kind of weird. But I agree with what you said on, I think, Wednesday show, PFT.

Speaker 1 The way the schedule is working out, the surprise football, like Monday night, we have another double Monday night.

Speaker 1 I'm kind of digging that we just have football in random places. It's like looking under the cushions of your couch and finding a football game.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 Like going into some sweatpants that you haven't worn since last fall. I found $12 in a pair of sweatpants.
Here's Bill's Chiefs. Exactly.
Weird. It's kind of cool.

Speaker 1 I like the double Monday night games. We do have Arch Manning playing tonight.
Oh. Yeah.
Archie's grandson, which further

Speaker 1 on ESPN2. Fuck it.
It fuels our take that Archie Manning is the shadow commissioner, canceled Thursday Night Football. His grandson now gets the spotlight all to himself in prime time.

Speaker 1 Also, in Manning news, Peyton Manning had a little picture come out. He's on the beach.
He had a six-pack. Did you see that? No.
Peyton Manning has a six-pack.

Speaker 1 Well, it's funny you say that because our very own Billy Football spotted that he's got the cone nipples. Oh, which means possible HGH.
It was his very own Omaha beach down there.

Speaker 1 Huge week for nipples between Peyton Manning and Cardi B. Yes.

Speaker 1 Are nipples having a moment? They are. I mean, on aggregate, they make one perfectly sized nipple.

Speaker 1 Just the nipple week. By the way, we remember.
Let's not shame Cardi B for her nipples. No, who is? When I look at those nipples, I see...

Speaker 1 Oh, I didn't look because I'm respectful. I was forced to look.
Somebody showed me a screen grab of it, so I could not look away. Then I looked again.

Speaker 1 I see beauty. I see life coming from those nipples.
She's got a kid. She breastfeeds.
Cardi B, by the way,

Speaker 1 like, we already knew that she was the coolest, but the way she handled it, being like, players fuck up. Yeah.
Like, whoops. Didn't mean to do that.
I mean, that was my fire fest.

Speaker 1 If we can jump to it early, I'm just going to say, you know, Cardi B being back with offset, that's tough for me.

Speaker 4 Yeah. You need another one.

Speaker 1 She's got to get. I do.
I'm pressed on Cardi. I need to go.
You are pressed. You're pressed on Cardi B.
Billy.

Speaker 1 Can you give us your update on Peyton Manning's nipples? Billy is just eating some Swedish fish during the show.

Speaker 1 You mean his abs? Did you just walk out? Oh, you got Hank's food. Got it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, his abs. You said that there was something about his nipples.
No. Yeah, you said something about HGH.
He's a fish fish in the mic. I think his wife definitely

Speaker 1 his fertility medicine. Oh, okay.
So he's ovulating?

Speaker 1 Oh, he has multiple nipples like a pig. Oh,

Speaker 1 okay. I like that.

Speaker 1 Well, I mean, you're our HGH specialist. What else do we have here? I don't know.
He looks pretty low body fat. Yeah.
For a guy that old. You think he's probably not eating a lot of carbs?

Speaker 1 He's definitely juicing. Definitely juicing.
I feel like a lot of retired guys just start juicing because they could never do it during their

Speaker 1 hard work for far. His arms got like he got jacked after he retired.
Brett Favre looks very old, though, recently.

Speaker 1 Like Brett Favre fell off a cliff in terms of his age because there was that moment where he had a couple pictures out there, not the other picture, but a couple pictures out there where he was looking like a beast.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he was not looking like a beast in that one picture that I thought he was. No, that was a tiny, well, a tiny beast.
He taxed a punch.

Speaker 1 It's also funny that Billy assumes that professional athletes treat HGH like most people treat smoking dope. Like they get to retire from their jobs.

Speaker 1 Now I can finally smoke weed and not be drug tested. It's like Peyton Manning quits and he's like, now I can finally take HGH and reap all the benefits now that I'm no longer in.

Speaker 1 I like that take. Yes.

Speaker 1 All right, so what else we got? Oh, the Falcons have the Coco as well.

Speaker 1 No, they don't. Shuffter.

Speaker 1 Really? Fucked it up. What happened? I have not been on the internet today.
Someone explain.

Speaker 4 I'm going to say this. I'm not 100% confident.

Speaker 1 That's okay. Let's just know.

Speaker 1 Hey, hold on. Time out.
Redo this. Go ahead and get away.

Speaker 4 I will become 100% confident, and then I'll look and check. Shafter reported three Falcons players had Coco.
Turns out it was one, it was actually only one non-player that had it.

Speaker 1 Jake's shaking his head. Yes.

Speaker 4 Yes. So Schefter is on the hot seat.
And he fucking lied about Gilmore and Cam Newton.

Speaker 1 What do you mean?

Speaker 4 He said that they had gone out to dinner

Speaker 4 on the EEI radio show before it came out that they had Corona. Like, he was just on a show and he was talking about how Cam Newton and Stefan Gilmore are

Speaker 4 getting along together. They had dinner.
After it came out that both of them had Corona, people were like, wait, this must be from the dinner Shepherd was talking about.

Speaker 4 Gilmore's girlfriend or wife, I forget, came out and was like, they never had dinner. Like, that's not a thing that happened.

Speaker 4 And so it might have been a throwaway story by Shepter, but now that they both had Corona, he was forced to be like, where did you get your sources? He's like, well, I don't know.

Speaker 4 It might have been dinner. They didn't go out to dinner.
It might have been dinner at one of their houses. Like, I'm not sure.
But they had dinner.

Speaker 4 Even though all the sources are like, no, they didn't.

Speaker 1 And he made a joke about the election. That's probably the worst thing that he did all the time.
Oh, God. And that.
Canceled. Yep.
Big time canceled.

Speaker 1 I do like that we're now getting to the point where we're passing the canceled and being like, no, they were canceling the canceler.

Speaker 1 We're finally getting to the final, the death, the death rattles of cancels. It's a smelted delta situation.
Yes, exactly. Like, oh, you see something problematic here? You're problematic.
Got it.

Speaker 1 Nice work, everyone. Yeah,

Speaker 1 so they don't have. So that game is on? No matter what? Yes, good.
Falcons, good to go. I actually

Speaker 1 know Plantons. Daniel Jake.
And it looks like we were both wrong on Wednesday's show. No way.
Yeah. Can you believe it?

Speaker 1 When we took predictions on who the first person to say that Andy Dalton is just as good as Dak Prescott, I think we said Dan Orlovsky, and maybe there was somebody else.

Speaker 1 Well, someone pointed out that it was crazy we didn't mention our our friend Andrew Perloff McLoven from the Dan Patrick show, but he was completely ineligible because I'm assuming he said that the day that Andy Dalton signed with the Cowboys.

Speaker 1 I think Perloff was probably writing that take five years ago. Just like out of nowhere, just being like, that guy, Dak, who you think is good, actually, Andy Dalton's better.
Like, you know,

Speaker 1 when you're in middle school and you write the name of your crush, Perloff has been doing that all offseason, being like, if Andy Dalton was on the Chiefs, 60 touchdowns, 6,000 yards, so each team would actually get better with Andy Dalton.

Speaker 1 He's practicing signing his name. He's like, Andy Perlough.
That looks really good.

Speaker 1 But yeah, it was Colin Coward. Colin Coward said today.

Speaker 1 I think he's kind of wading into it saying that you don't lose much at all.

Speaker 1 So Skip did the same thing. He did a why the Cowboys Aren't In As Much Trouble as People Think.

Speaker 1 So they're dancing around it. I'm going to give them both half credit.
I want to see someone go full-blown. Andy Dalton should be signed to a long-term deal instead of Dak.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm going to let's just take it one step further and say that Andy Dalton is a better quarterback than Dak Prescott because

Speaker 1 the team's not broken.

Speaker 1 Good point, big cat.

Speaker 1 And also,

Speaker 1 he's better because he's worse. So the team has to play more cohesively.

Speaker 1 They have to scheme for Andy Dalton. They can't just coast on Dak's talent anymore.

Speaker 1 Mike McCarthy has to sit down and use his pro football focus subscription to figure out how to make Andy Dalton efficient, which he didn't have to do with Dak.

Speaker 1 So Trent Dilfer actually kind of did make that point with Rosillo on Monday or Tuesday. He said that the Cowboys are going to have to run the ball a little bit more and be more balanced.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And balanced football is the key. Now we're cooking.
Yeah, so we're getting there. We're roundabout getting there.
By, I'd say, week 11,

Speaker 1 there will be people saying that Andy Dalton deserves a five-year, $250 million contract. I disagree week 11.
I think probably this week. This week.

Speaker 1 Well, Monday night. Yeah, you could get a good game out of Andy Dalton and then the take start.
Am I expecting Andy Dalton to light the league on fire for seven or eight consecutive weeks?

Speaker 1 Not expecting it,

Speaker 1 but it could happen. But with the system, he could do it.

Speaker 1 Okay, let's do a weekend preview before we do that.

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Speaker 1 Code audio at checkout. Okay, weekend preview.
Every single game. I would grade this slate.

Speaker 1 I'm going to give it a B-plus. It's better than last week.
It's better than last week. We have a few, I would say, four games that I'm, three games that I'm really, really looking forward to.

Speaker 1 And then Monday night has two good games that are at least compelling. So let's start.

Speaker 1 Texans at Titans.

Speaker 1 The Texans, Romeo Cornell, is he going to be the interim wizard? He's 3-1 all-time as interim head coach. The Titans coming off the extra short week, which I love, which no team has ever played

Speaker 1 two games and five Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, four days rest, except every single Thursday night game that's ever been played. Yeah, I like.

Speaker 1 You know that's going to be a thing like super short rest, which I guess, yes. Obviously, the Texans didn't have to do it, so it's not totally the same.

Speaker 1 But every time we do this, with the schedule being weird, when we had that moment where it was like the Chiefs might have to play three games in 11 days as opposed to three games in 12 days.

Speaker 1 But it's also, you know, take into account the fact that they got a lot of time off before those games even started. So

Speaker 1 I like Tennessee. I'm not a a believer yet in Romeo the what did you call him the interim wizard? Interim wizard.
I don't interim wizard's a good title, though.

Speaker 1 Ever since you said that, I was thinking maybe he is. He's an idea.

Speaker 1 I'm leaning towards the Titans on this one. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But you know what? This line makes no sense. Tennessee's 4-0, and the Texans are 1-4 on their second coach, and the line is 3.
Yeah. It makes no sense.

Speaker 1 It's because Vegas believes in me that they're the best, worst team. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Wait,

Speaker 1 I thought the Vikings were. They're tied.
Remember, they're tied to the Texans because they beat the Texans, but then they got rid of Bill O'Brien. That's right.
Next up, Bengals Colts.

Speaker 1 I'm getting nervous for Joe Burrow because the talent around him sucks.

Speaker 1 Now, he can definitely, he'll be fine, but I'm also nervous for his

Speaker 1 body. For his health this year.
Yeah, for his health. I agree with that.
I'm also nervous that people are talking about Phillip Rivers maybe getting benched. Washed? I've heard that.
Washed?

Speaker 1 I disagree, sir. Who's behind him, Jacoby? Jacoby Brissette, yeah.
So, I mean, Jacoby has proven that he can come in and play like two good games and then get another contract.

Speaker 1 So, I don't know. Might be time.
Might be time. I hope that it's not.
I hope that this is actually the perfect get-well game for Phillip Rivers. Absolutely.
So, at home, yes, if he can

Speaker 1 open,

Speaker 1 we don't know yet, but probably close. Actually, Jim Ursay said last week he might get fucking nuts with it.
He said, you want to get nuts? We'll get nuts. I might open the roof halfway.

Speaker 1 What if he just just... Like a moon roof.
What if he just kept his finger on the open all game and then closed so it was just going back and forth, oscillating, like an oscillating fan?

Speaker 1 Like a kid that you let sit shotgun for the first time in your car and he's just going back and forth, back and forth. Yeah.
He might do that. I think I would imagine then whoever

Speaker 1 maybe Jim Urce owns the dome, but maybe the city of Indianapolis, they have to put a child-proof lock on the dome, on the dome button so Jim Urce can't fuck with it anymore. Yeah,

Speaker 1 I think Jim Merce, what he should do do is open it for the first half. If they're winning, leave it open.
If they're losing, close the dome. He's the real 12th man.

Speaker 1 I do think the Colts are going to win this game and get right.

Speaker 1 Falcons, Vikings. Whew.

Speaker 1 Do you get ⁇ I do think there is a ⁇ and we've talked about it with Deion, which is a good point that only really a player can totally vocalize. The feeling of your coach gets fired,

Speaker 1 you get a bounce back because everyone in the locker room is like, well, I'm kind of fucked because whoever comes in next probably won't want me around, so I got to start playing for my job.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you're not the next guy's guy. Right.
And it's all about being your guy's guy. Right.
And they don't even know who the next guy's going to be.

Speaker 1 They don't know who the next guy who hires the next guy who's going to determine who his guys are is going to be yet.

Speaker 1 So a guy problem. Yeah, you got a guy problem.
And I think there's definitely something to that.

Speaker 1 But I also think that there's something to losing in prime time if you're Kirk Cousins, everybody thinking that you stink, and then coming back and playing a 1 p.m.

Speaker 1 game against a shitty team at home on Fox, that he's probably going to light it up.

Speaker 1 And with the Vikings, I'm at a crossroads of what I think about them because they do have, remember, the Vikings had like 15 draft picks or whatever it was, and they started a bunch of rookies, and they looked terrible the first few weeks.

Speaker 1 But now,

Speaker 1 are their rookies good and they're getting experience, and they're going to end up being a good team? Or

Speaker 1 are we just seeing like they, you know,

Speaker 1 the NFL is so weird. You can have a team

Speaker 1 throw everything at a game, a primetime game, and be like, wow, they're not as bad as we think, but maybe they really are. They just were really trying hard for a primetime game.

Speaker 1 So I'm at a crossroads.

Speaker 1 I think the Falcons are going to win.

Speaker 1 You're addicted to them. You can't quit them.
No, well, I did quit them. I did quit Dan Quinn's Falcons.
These are Raheem Morris's Falcons. That's true.

Speaker 1 I think when it comes down to it, I'm with you because I think 70% of America is betting on the Vikings. Right.
This is a no-brainer, like, oh, Vikings, the Falcons haven't won.

Speaker 1 They got the Coco, according to Schefter,

Speaker 1 take the Vikings. Uh-uh.
Uh-uh. Was that actually like a sneaky good leak by Raheem Morris being like, hey, we're going to let some news get out there that we've all got the Coco?

Speaker 1 Like how John Gruden said that he had coronavirus to all his players to get them like galvanized around the team.

Speaker 1 Did Raheem Morris just basically say, hey, everyone's got coronavirus? And then the team like texts each other being like, hey, are you okay? Are you okay? Oh, it was a false alarm.

Speaker 1 They still had that moment of togetherness where they were all worried together. Right.
Like, so Matt Ryan texted Todd Gurley and was like, oh, I actually haven't texted him in three months. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It gives you an excuse, right? Yeah, wow. We need to catch up.
When you hear about a friend who gets fired somewhere. Yeah, like you okay? All right.
All right. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I also, I just, I laughed at the thought of if the Falcons did have coronavirus, Dan Quinn, wherever he tries to go next, putting it on his resume, like four weeks, no no coronavirus.

Speaker 1 Minute I left, coronavirus.

Speaker 1 I did that. Yes.
That's me. You got to take that.
I was able to manage it. All right.
Broncos Patriots. I forgot the Broncos were in the league because we haven't seen them in what feels like forever.

Speaker 1 This is the weird quirk schedule. The Broncos played against the Jets on Thursday night football.
Many people are calling it the Brett Rippon game, and they haven't played since.

Speaker 1 Is it still Brett Rippin? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 I think he played. Drew Lock was four to six weeks, I think.
Okay.

Speaker 1 But it has been like three weeks. We're going to assume.
Time doesn't exist. We're going to assume it's some combination of Brett Rippin, and then who's the other guy?

Speaker 1 Just someone else that we know out there. What's his name? Drew Locke was a full participant in yesterday's play.
We're talking about Blake Borrows. Yeah, I know.
Yeah, you know,

Speaker 1 Blake Boroughs is ready to go. Of course.
Blake Borrows is ready to go. Blake Borrow is ready to go.
There we go, Jake. Thank you.

Speaker 1 Hank, thoughts?

Speaker 4 Pat's going to kill him. They've had all this time to prepare.

Speaker 1 They prepare for this game for two weeks. It's basically like a playoff game.
Is there an over

Speaker 1 prepare, though? No.

Speaker 1 Like Ernie Adams has started to sit for the first time ever, Ernie Adams is second-guessing his research because he's had so much time.

Speaker 4 No, I mean, they're used to having bye-weeks in the playoffs.

Speaker 1 They do it all the time.

Speaker 4 So having two weeks to prepare for an opponent

Speaker 4 can only be a good thing.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think that's actually a good point. Yeah, they're going to kill him.

Speaker 1 Your Washington football team of the Giants. This is going to be a great game.
I think everyone's. This is the battle for potentially first place in the NFC East.

Speaker 1 So both teams had this game, they had it circled on their calendars a long time ago.

Speaker 1 Kyle Allen. Is Kyle Allen starting? Yeah, Kyle Allen.

Speaker 1 I love the Washington football team in this game of Kyle Allen. Kyler Allen is back.
He knows the system that Ron Rivera likes to run where you don't use your timeouts.

Speaker 1 So, yeah, I mean, at some point, Daniel Jones is,

Speaker 1 there's going to be a leash on him. There's going to be a leash on Daniel Jones this year.
Joe Judge is going to, it's going to be the Joe Judge. I got to save my job leash.

Speaker 1 Yes, it'll be a combination of that and also Joe Judge just hoping for a spark.

Speaker 1 And the easiest way to get a spark is just like putting in a backup quarterback, hoping that you can can get magic for like a half.

Speaker 1 And honestly, if you're a head coach and you have a shitty backup come in and the shitty backup loses but doesn't play as poorly as you think that he was going to play,

Speaker 1 that becomes like a feather in your cap as a head coach. Like, look, but he can get the most out of this guy's talent.
Yeah, that's true. That is absolutely true.

Speaker 1 I do think that the Washington football team is going to win this game. I agree.
I really do. Oh, you know who the backup is? Who? Colt McCoy revenge game.
Oh. Colt McCoy is the backup for the Giants.

Speaker 1 I would go with Colt McCoy in this game. I would probably go with Colt McCoy.
Colt McCoy is a great one-term interim quarterback. Yes, I would probably go with Colt McCoy as well.
I like that.

Speaker 1 So, Colt McCoy, if you are listening to this, try to get in the game and we'll watch you and be like, oh, good job, Colt McCoy.

Speaker 1 All right. One of the games I'm very excited about, the Ravens and the Eagles.

Speaker 1 I do think the Eagles are getting a little bit better.

Speaker 1 I don't think that they're good enough to beat the Ravens, but they are getting a little bit better. And in the NFC East, you just have to win every month.

Speaker 1 If you win one game a month, you're still alive. That's it.
So it's really, they already, do they get their win? They got their tie in September. They got their win in October.

Speaker 1 So they're good for October. Yeah,

Speaker 1 I don't need another win. I kind of like the Eagles.

Speaker 1 By seven and a half, I do, but I think the Ravens are going to win the game. I kind of like the Eagles in this one.

Speaker 1 And this is, again, going back to the fact that we still think that the Eagles are what the Eagles were two years ago. But I don't know.
They look frisky. They've looked good the last couple weeks.

Speaker 1 They've looked alive. Yes.
More alive than they have in the past.

Speaker 1 I don't know. If the Eagles get a lead in the first half, then they win.
If they don't, then they lose. Yeah.
Or they tie. Or they tie.
They tie.

Speaker 1 Browns, Steelers. So the last time the Cleveland Browns beat the Pittsburgh Steelers in Pittsburgh was 2003.

Speaker 1 16 years. It's been 17 years, 16 games.

Speaker 1 That's remarkable. That's really good.
And

Speaker 1 there comes a point in time where you want Little Brother to rise up and win, but I just don't. I don't think it's going to happen this year.

Speaker 1 The good news is I don't think Stefancy is getting fired after this game. Yep.
Which is true. As is tradition for Browns head coaches.

Speaker 1 At 16 years.

Speaker 1 It seems impossible to do. Like, even the Patriots during their dynasty run, like, you know, the Dolphins would go in there, the Bills, someone would shock them.
16 years?

Speaker 1 That's a lot of years. There are kids in Cleveland that aren't old enough to get a DUI arrest yet that have never seen the Steelers lose at home to the Browns.
Well, they're not.

Speaker 1 No, they're old enough to get a DUI arrest. They're not old enough to buy the beer themselves that gets them the DUI.

Speaker 1 There are kids in Cleveland who are old enough to get arrested for their second DUI

Speaker 1 that have never seen the Browns win on the road in Pittsburgh. Yeah.
Drinking out of their dad's

Speaker 1 kegerator. We are going to see a shitload of Miles Garrett Mason Rudolph highlights this game.
Oh, yeah. Assault.
This is assault. This is the assault revenge game.
It is.

Speaker 1 A lot of revenge games this weekend. Miles Garrett's been incredible, by the way.

Speaker 1 Bears, Panthers. We don't respect Teddy Bridgewater enough, but I'm going to not respect him this week.
I think the Bears' offense is going to get going a little bit here because

Speaker 1 Nick Foles, if you've read any of the comments, Nick Foles is doing a public plea to have more control over the offense, to basically say,

Speaker 1 let me cook. Let Nick cook.
So, I don't know if that's good or bad.

Speaker 1 It's a bad thing. No, but it's Matt Nagy, so it might be a good thing.
Like, if Nick is like, hey, let me cook instead of Matt Nagy, I'll eat whatever Nick Foles cooks over Matt Nagy.

Speaker 1 Matt Nagy's play card doesn't say be Nick. It says be you.
Oh, it says be you.

Speaker 1 And remember not to run. Maybe it says be you as in like, because he's reading be you to somebody else.
Right. It's you means somebody else.

Speaker 1 If it said be me, then that means it should be Matt Nagy. Maybe that's the entire thing.
His play card should say be me. Right.
Instead, he's been like, I'm going to be Mitch.

Speaker 1 And maybe he forgets who he is during the game. That's a good point.

Speaker 1 I like the Bears, too. Is this the matchup of the two quarterbacks with the largest penises in the history of the NFL? I would say so.
Yeah. I would absolutely say so.
Where were you? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Where were you when this happened? Incredible. Probably on your couch.
Yep. Not even thinking about their penises.
This is also a mini, a mini

Speaker 1 contender-pretender game. Not contender, Super Bowl contender, but like like playoff.
Like whoever wins this game, I would say will be in the playoffs. Wait, Big Cat, not a Super Bowl contender.

Speaker 1 If the Bears win this game, they go to 5-1. 5-1.
Do you know what the percentages on teams that are 5-1 are to make the playoffs? And this is in non-team

Speaker 1 playoffs. It's got to be like 92%.
Not apologizing. Super Bowl.
The Bears definitely are one of the teams in the 1% when they did that eight years ago.

Speaker 1 I think they started 7 or 8-1 and returned three interceptions for a touchdown pretty much every game, and then they fell off the cliff.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you can count on the Bears to be one half of those really sad stats, but not the sad stats like the Browns sad stats where it's like you haven't won in Pittsburgh since 2003, but like a sad stat like you thought it was going to be good, but actually

Speaker 1 it's the most heartbreaking.

Speaker 1 It's not.

Speaker 1 Lions, Jaguars. Let's actually do Lions, Jaguars, Jets, Dolphins in conjunction, because if you put those two teams together or the two games together, I still don't think it would be compelling.

Speaker 1 I think the Jags get off the Schneid this week. Against the Jets Dolphins? Against the Jets Dolphins.

Speaker 1 I like Gardner. The Jags have a win.
The combination of Gardner Minshew and Carry-On Johnson, I think, is going to be enough to overcome Greg Williams. Oh, see, I think it's more Matthew Stafford

Speaker 1 throwing it to DJ Sharp.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 I was going to name.

Speaker 1 The Jets don't have any wide receivers. Jameson Crowder.
Jameson Crowder is what I was looking for. It's always so sad, that one team that no one has anyone on their fantasy team from.

Speaker 1 Okay, let's like, yikes. Like, you, you wouldn't touch.

Speaker 1 It's the, there's always one team every single NFL season where it's like, maybe when you have five of your players on a buy, you'll pick up their number one wide receiver. Otherwise, no, thank you.

Speaker 1 Let's go back and forth and try to name as many players from these four teams,

Speaker 1 a pool of four teams as possible. Ready? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Mike Gosecki. Frank Gore.

Speaker 1 Joe Flacco. Sam Darnold.
Okay, quarterbacks shouldn't count from here on out. Okay.
Chandler Cox.

Speaker 1 Braxton Berrios.

Speaker 1 Carrion Johnson. Carry on Johnson.
That's good.

Speaker 1 Fuck. Let's see.
Oh, what's his name? Miles Jack. He's still good.
He's still really good, actually.

Speaker 1 The guy, the running back, Robinson.

Speaker 1 James. Oh, Mike Florios Robinson.
Robinson. Yeah, yeah.
Mike Florios Robinson. Oh, Kenny Galladay.
Shit. Okay.
Kenny Galladay.

Speaker 1 Kenny Galladay. Jamal Adams isn't there anymore.
I'll do a Kenny Galladay adjacent Marvin Jones as well. Know that.
You know that. The Lions have a couple guys.

Speaker 1 Golden Tate. Golden Tate.
He's not still. He's not a guy.
We'll end there. Yeah.
But that's good. Oh, and TJ Hawkinson.
The Lions have a couple guys. They've got some guys.
They've got some guys.

Speaker 1 But honestly, when you think about it, the fact that we took those those four teams, and off the top of our heads, that's as deep as we got. That's just

Speaker 1 pretty much the Lions. It's very depressing.
Did you see Adam Gace? So Adam Gace said

Speaker 1 that he is down for anyone else to call the plays. He's open.

Speaker 1 If it's better for me to not do anything, I won't do anything. So there was a report.
Gase said he talked to his staff about the play calling question.

Speaker 1 and the people who work under him, and they agreed that Adam Gace is the best guy for the job. Yeah.
So they essentially are like, wait, you want us to steer the Titanic? No, thank you.

Speaker 1 Well, it's a combination of Adam Gace thinking he's outsmarting his assistants by being like, I'm going to be Kim Jong Gace, and hey, guys, I shot 19 strokes on this parse 73 golf course, right?

Speaker 1 And them being like, no, he's trying to get us to take responsibility.

Speaker 1 Not going to happen. It really is, though,

Speaker 1 the captain of the Titanic being like, hey, can you grab the wheel real quick? I just got to go take a piss. Yeah, don't try not to make anything weird happen while I'm gone.

Speaker 1 It's also like... I see that big white thing in front of us.
Just you hop in for a minute. But like Adam Gace asking his subordinates to be like, hey, hey, do you guys think I'm doing a good job?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Breaking news, Dave Portnoy has 100% approval rating from Tommy Smokes. That's pretty much what it is.
And then Loggins, your boy, Dow Loggins. Dow Loggins, he said it's not a coaching problem.

Speaker 1 It's an execution problem.

Speaker 1 Throwing his players on the boss. Well, I'll say something nice about the Jets.
They could always go back to hyperdrive.

Speaker 1 But that's Joe Flacco. You already used your hyperdrive.

Speaker 4 Hyperdrive.

Speaker 1 We need some hyperdrive.

Speaker 1 All right. This is another game we're excited for.
Packers, Bucs, the Battle of the Bays. The old...
Is it Mike Sherman and Warren Sapp?

Speaker 1 I think so. To put a jersey on.

Speaker 1 After Warren Sapp fucked up Chad Clifton. I want to say.
That sounds right. Yeah, put a jersey on.
It's an all-time clip way back in the day.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Mike Sherman and Warren Sapp yelling at each other in the middle of the field after the game, I don't know,

Speaker 1 2000. And Warren Sapp just kept on yelling to Mike Sherman, put a jersey on, put a jersey on,

Speaker 1 which is an all-time like, you fucking suck, you nerd. Yeah.
I'm excited for that.

Speaker 1 Yes, I'm very excited for this game.

Speaker 1 I think Tom Brady bounced back game. Oh, yeah.
It's not that he played that poorly, but but here's my prediction. He forgot what down it was.
Yeah, well, he forgot what quarter it was.

Speaker 1 I'm going to say Tom Brady throws three touchdowns, but one pick six. Ooh, he's good for one of those.

Speaker 1 I also, in a real football sense, I'm very interested to see what happens to the Bucs defense without Vita Vey because he's their best, probably their best player, or most

Speaker 1 I love when we do this is analysts. He's not their best player, he's their most important player.

Speaker 1 But don't they have Ndamundsu? Yes, but Vita Vey, he clogs clogs the middle.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he doesn't rack up the stats. He lets the linebackers free.

Speaker 1 They're not going to be free anymore. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I agree with that.

Speaker 1 I like the phrase most important player. Yeah, it's like for the Packers, Aaron Rodgers is the Packers' best player.
Jordan Love is their most important player.

Speaker 1 Because it's made Aaron Rodgers good again. For the Golden State Warriors, Draymond Green isn't their best player, but he's their most important player.
He makes it go.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's essentially trying to subtly tell everyone that you think of the game on a higher level than him.

Speaker 1 Like, you think that this guy,

Speaker 1 who is incredible, is their best player, but you would be wrong because the guy who's most important is the 400-pound nose tackle that keeps everything going.

Speaker 1 Speaking of that, did you see that Pro Football Focus awarded their best big-time throw of the week to Patrick Mahomes on that 70-yard bomb that didn't count because of the holding penalty?

Speaker 1 It was a big week for the

Speaker 1 big plays that ended up not really mattering because the Derrick Henry stiff arm, which rocked the internet, I went back and I looked. Derrick Henry had 57 yards, three yards per carry.
Great game.

Speaker 1 Everyone's like, Derrick Henry, how can you stop him? Like, well, the Bills kind of did. Great game.

Speaker 1 Billy had a take that I agree with at the start of that game when they started feeding Derrick Henry the ball. He said, Derrick Henry, actually sneaky, not a great short-yardage running back.

Speaker 1 Oh, Billy. Legs are too long.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And I think he's great when he's going at people like Josh Norman or really just like linebackers or safeties once he gets that. Later in the season, later in the game.

Speaker 1 Early in the game, when everyone's got fresh legs, maybe not the fastest to the hole. But big guys,

Speaker 1 they can swallow them up. Yeah.
Good point. Good take.
A lot of leg to grab for D-linem. Billy, can you do a baldy breakdown on Derrick Henry? Of course.
Do you think... Of course.

Speaker 1 Like you've ever said,

Speaker 1 you're asking me to do a job. Of course I'm going to get it done.
Billy.

Speaker 1 10 times we let Derrick Henry hit the hole, you're the only guy on the other side of that hole. How many times do you bring him down? How many times can I dive his legs? Every single time.

Speaker 1 I take him down every time. Oh, there we go, Billy.
Josh Norman's got nothing on Billy football. All right, last game of the week, and then we'll do some picks and fantasy fuckboys.

Speaker 1 Rams Niners, this is my stinky, stinky game of the week because

Speaker 1 the line makes no sense.

Speaker 1 I do a thing on Sunday night after we leave the office at 2 in the morning, I like to look up all the lines for the next week and do gut reaction because that's usually my dumbest moment.

Speaker 1 And I saw it Rams minus three and I was like, oh my god, that's the easiest bet of all time. Rams minus three.
I think 49ers are going to win. It's a rat line.

Speaker 1 I mean, the 49ers couldn't have looked worse. The Rams are looking pretty damn good.

Speaker 1 The 49ers barely have a quarterback at this point. They're like, it's all falling apart.
So many injuries, that's when you got to take the 49ers.

Speaker 1 These two coaches, too, have a lot of experience against each other. Kyle Shanahan, Sean McVay,

Speaker 1 they grew up

Speaker 1 with the same systems, both boy wonders, both football geniuses.

Speaker 1 They might be thinking a bit too hard when they're putting this game plan together. They're trying to outsmart each other.
Yes.

Speaker 1 Well, really, if you want to beat the other guy, first you have to be able to beat yourself. Yes.
And I think Kyle Shanahan has a lot more experience in beating himself than McVay does.

Speaker 1 That's very true. So I'm going to take the 49ers.
Okay. All right.
Quick picks.

Speaker 1 Do you want to do yours, Hank? Just rattle them off over under favorite.

Speaker 4 Favorite Chiefs, Underdog Bengals.

Speaker 1 All right, so we're doing Monday night again.

Speaker 4 Yep.

Speaker 4 Over Packers Bucs.

Speaker 4 Under Titans, Texans.

Speaker 1 As long as they don't look at it. I just look at the board.
I just look at the board. I just look at the board.
I'm sorry. My favorite board.
Yeah, no, it's okay. You do what you got to do.

Speaker 1 My favorite is going to be

Speaker 4 your favorite. Your favorite.

Speaker 1 Billy football.

Speaker 1 I'm going to go with the Dolphins. Okay.
Dolphins.

Speaker 1 and bonus favorite, Kansas City Chiefs. We do have the Dolphins to make the playoffs plus $600 of the Barcelona Sportsbook app right now.
That's a good magic bet under the exclusives. Let's cook.

Speaker 1 So, yeah, I got the Dolphins minus 9.5. And then my over is going to be - I'm going to go with a football team against the Giants, 43.
Ooh. I like that.
Okay.

Speaker 1 And then, wait, do you have an underdog? My under,

Speaker 1 my underdog is the Bears, 1.5 at the Panthers.

Speaker 1 And then my under is the Dolphins, Jets, 47. Okay, I got Bears.
Steelers, my favorite over

Speaker 1 in the Battle of the Bay, just because it's a fun afternoon game. You got to root for it.
And then my under will also be in the Bears Carolina under 44. I have a can't-lose parlay.

Speaker 1 I'm doing something special this week. It's plus 325 in the Barcelona Sportsbook app.
Who's ready for it? It didn't win last week, whatever. Colts?

Speaker 1 Yep. Ravens, who you might not like.
These are all money line. Yep.

Speaker 1 Steelers. Uh-oh.

Speaker 1 And then I adjusted the total in the

Speaker 1 Packers-Bucs game to 48.5. So you get basically a whole touchdown, and that's plus 325.
I don't like it.

Speaker 1 So essentially, you just got to win the first three games, then you get to sit back and watch the afternoon game with the over

Speaker 1 adjusted. You should be able to bet against the money line, Parliament.

Speaker 1 You like it, Hank. Yeah.
You can bet against it. Also, you can responsible gamble

Speaker 1 if you have a problem, 1-800-gambler. Do that right now if you have a problem.
But it should be fun. It should be entertainment.

Speaker 1 The can't-lose parlay can, in fact, lose, but let's be honest, it can't. It mustn't lose.
It will not.

Speaker 1 It shall not. I'd like to take this opportunity to announce that my over 3.5 field goal bet in primetime is back on right now.

Speaker 1 I took it off for a while. I got burned a few times.
Kicking sucked at the start of the year. I didn't feel it.
Now I'm starting to feel it. The weather's getting a a little bit colder.

Speaker 1 I do think that that has something to do with the ball going farther at night. So I do like over three and a half field goals in the Sunday night game.
Love it.

Speaker 1 And something I've been keeping to myself, I've been making some money on the last few weeks, and

Speaker 1 I feel selfish keeping it to myself, so I'll share it with you. I also like to bet rushing touchdowns or just touchdowns for quarterbacks in primetime games.
So Carson Wentz got me some money.

Speaker 1 Drew Brees got me a big payout with his quarterback sneak. And then Ryan Tannehill got me some big money.
And almost blew his knee out. And almost blew his knee out celebrating.

Speaker 1 So betting on quarterbacks to score either rushing or receiving touchdowns has been a godsend for me. So just keep that in the back of your head.
Yeah, do that. And then also Barstool Sportsbook app.

Speaker 1 We're going to be in other states soon, hopefully. But if you're in Pennsylvania, I threw in a couple new bets.
We have, so Mississippi State, I don't know if you heard, they scored two points.

Speaker 1 Two points. Wow, I scored more points than that against Brandon Walker in the dozen last night.
Yep. Ooh, damn, fighting words.
So there's actually a bet now. It's a max $100 bet.

Speaker 1 So it's $100 to win $10,

Speaker 1 but it's Mississippi State over-under two points on Saturday.

Speaker 1 I got to be honest with you.

Speaker 1 I might take the under. So if you wanted to bet $100, you can win $10 just for fun.

Speaker 1 But yeah, I mean,

Speaker 1 you can win that bet.

Speaker 1 If they hit a field goal,

Speaker 1 can I win that bet if they get shut out and I bet the under?

Speaker 1 Yeah, we can make that. We can make that.
Because I would love to see what the payout would be on that. If I bet 10, then I win.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 I don't want to take too much credit, but I'm going to take credit. I think I have solved soccer in America.
We are introducing the goal of Palooza. So it's just the Hansen for the EPL.

Speaker 1 Over 12.5 goals on Saturday in the EPL. You don't have to bet a team.
You can just bet how many goals they're going to.

Speaker 1 I mean, I've been saying that's the right way to do it is to just make everybody raise. We're Americans.
We like scoring.

Speaker 1 All they need to do, I think we said this in like season one, a part of my take. They need to make goals worth like seven points each.
Yeah. I mean, that's what football does.

Speaker 1 Make the goals a little bit wider, a little bit taller. Just make each goal worth more points because then you have like a two to nothing game.
It's like, oh, they won 14-0. That sounds way cooler.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So all you have to do is wake up on Saturday morning.
You can do it right now.

Speaker 1 12 and a half. And if all the games, you can bet the under if you want, but you'd be a loser.
But then you have action on all the APL. Look at that.

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Speaker 1 What's up, boys? What up?

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Speaker 4 Okay. My stardom this week is David Attenborough.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 You guys how old this fucking guy is?

Speaker 1 How old? He's 94 years old.

Speaker 7 Still sounds and looks fucking mint. Watch the dark on him.
It's crazy.

Speaker 4 He's that old. Billy's like, hell yeah.
He's a dark dog.

Speaker 1 It's a great dog. Great dog.
Dude loves the earth.

Speaker 4 My son is Bronny Jr.

Speaker 1 Uh-oh.

Speaker 1 Smoking the Reaper.

Speaker 7 FaZe Clan's newest newest member, Bronnie James, was reportedly grounded from a Warzone event by his dad following the incident and smoking weed on Instagram.

Speaker 1 Wow, LeBron James is a cop. He don't talk to the feds.
Wow, he just got home and laid the hammer down. The hammer.

Speaker 4 My sleeper is Henry Ruggs. It's a great name.
The name of Kings. Ruggs.
And he's fast as fuck. Damn.
If you sleep on him, you're gonna get burned.

Speaker 1 Fuck who I am. I like that.
I like that. Hank.
Henry Ruggs translates to Hanks. Hank's passed out again.

Speaker 1 What's up, fuckheads? This is Vinny Autovino. I'm starring Arch Manning.
That's right. This kid, no social media, no recruiting.
He's doing it the old school way. Pussy.
OS. OS.
For life.

Speaker 1 Just

Speaker 1 having fun. He's having fun being a kid, playing games on the SPN2 like every other year.
By the way, LeBron,

Speaker 1 this is how you deal with a kid, okay? Keep him off social media. Keep him off the junk.
You hijack truth like a real man.

Speaker 1 The only junk he should be on is the one when he puts it on someone's face when they're not asking for it, and then we sweep it under the rug. That's what Peyton did.
This guy's stuff.

Speaker 1 I'm sitting taxes.

Speaker 1 The government wants to take your hard-earned money. We put in our time.
We put in for our extension. Guess what? Taxes are due.
Tax day.

Speaker 1 The government wants...

Speaker 4 Buy a Fed preview.

Speaker 1 The government thinks they can spend your money on highways and schools that you can't get into. You hear that, Virginia Tech? Fuck you, you pieces of shit.

Speaker 1 Billy, make an app that tells us what the ratio is at colleges. I didn't want to go to tech anyway.
I want to go to Sarah Lawrence College. I want to sausage fest around here.

Speaker 1 My sleeper, I'm sleeping Tom Brady. That's right, he's going senile.

Speaker 1 He's going senile. It just means that instead of kissing his relatives on the lips, he's going to get confused and shoot them when they come into the house.
R.I.P. Junior Soprano.

Speaker 1 Damn, spoiler. All right, what's up, guys?

Speaker 1 My name is Silvio Tortellini. What's up, Torti?

Speaker 1 Stardom, Chili. I'm officially announcing it's chili season again.
We've gotten there. Everyone get your beef.
Everyone get your beaten beans or no beans? I like beans. I like some beans.

Speaker 1 I like some beans. It makes you feel like a man.
Make sure you get your meundies because chili season is. It's a magical fruit.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Sit them, the entire Jets franchise. That place stinks.
Fuck them. Laveon Bell.
You got three.

Speaker 1 The Jets suck. That's all I got.
They're nine and a half point Thunderdogs for the Dolphins. Atom.
Dolphin City's a joke. No, it's not a Miami.
Into Miami. Into Miami.
In Miami, but holy shit.

Speaker 1 And then my sleeper is wool socks.

Speaker 1 Wool socks. I love wool socks.
Too itchy for me. Wool socks.
Hey, guess what? You can't hear you coming. I get sweaty.
I get sweaty at night. You get the sweaty ass feet.
I get the sweat foot. Yeah.

Speaker 1 How you doing? It's Sal Prosciutto. Sal Procio keeps his socks on when he fucks.
My Sodom is Feathered Indians by Tyler Childers.

Speaker 1 That song bangs. Yo, it's a really good song.
It's Feathered Columbus Days. You listen to it with your buddies when you're late night.
My cinemas Browns defense.

Speaker 1 They're gonna suck against the Steelers. And my sleeper was sweaters.

Speaker 1 But that's a lot like wool socks. But you know what else is cool? The socks for your nip nips.
Your nipple socks. Coilies.

Speaker 1 What are nipple socks? What?

Speaker 1 I don't know. Oh.
Pasties.

Speaker 1 Pasties. They don't let you show nipples in the clubs like they used to.
RDB needs them. Is that it? She's.

Speaker 1 That's it. That's your sleeper? She's coasis.
My sleeper. It's daylight savings time.
When is it? Oh, it's this week. It is okay.
Make sure you change your clocks. God damn it.
We fucked it up.

Speaker 1 Last week we said it was, but it's not. It's this week, daylight savings time.
If you fuck this up,

Speaker 1 like,

Speaker 1 here's a good thing. If you go to a bar, you get an extra hour, right? No, you have to go home.
No, no, it's exactly exactly. No, you get an extra hour.
Fall forward. Yes.

Speaker 1 No, you have to go home early. You have to go home early.
Falls. That's what I meant.
Falls forward. Yeah.
So you get an extra hour of sleep, though.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Yes. No.
An extra hour at the bar. No, fall back.
Fall forward. Forward.
Yes. Spring back.
Yes. Fuck.
I always fuck that up. All right.
So set your clocks back an hour. You know what?

Speaker 1 Just get rid of your clocks. No, forward, forward an hour.

Speaker 1 Wake up with the sun. Fall forward.
Or buy a root. Spring back.
So, yeah, make sure. No, seriously, though, daylight savings is this weekend.
If you fuck that up, people will be very upset.

Speaker 1 You don't want to be that loser because everyone's like, oh my God, how'd you not know?

Speaker 1 All right, should we do Florio? Should we do Mike Florio? Should we do the cock? Should we do the cock with Florio? What? What are you going to say, Billy? Friends of the Program parlay.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Go ahead.
Give it to us. Friends of the Program Parlay.
Wait, is it the same teams every time? Because our friends don't change. No, no.

Speaker 1 Whether they play does change. Oh, yeah, true.
So, anyway, so

Speaker 1 we have Cincinnati to cover. We have the Browns money line.
We have the Titans to cover, the boys. Then we got the Bills money line, Rams money line.
And then there's also the Psycho Shit parlay.

Speaker 4 What are the odds?

Speaker 1 The odds are plus 4,222. Okay, nice.
So what's the psycho shit parlay? The psycho shit parlay is plus 3,500, 3,506,

Speaker 1 3,568. Oh, and it is all money line, Cowboys, Eagles, Bengals, Bills, Jets.

Speaker 1 It's basically a lottery ticket, but

Speaker 1 if you do it responsibly, that's okay.

Speaker 1 Yes, yes. I don't mind that.

Speaker 1 I might get on on board the psycho-brand it as like the psycho shit. T-Bag.

Speaker 1 You bet on the Jets. Then now I want to bet on the Jets.

Speaker 1 Like, fuck it. Psycho shit.
Psycho shit. Let's do it.
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Speaker 5 Hey, Hey, first of all, I am a longtime recurring guest, and it has been a long time since you guys have had me on. And I was starting to get a complex.
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Well,

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Speaker 1 All All right, well, let's go there.

Speaker 1 Mike Florio, are you rooting for the season to get canceled because of coronavirus?

Speaker 1 Because it sometimes feels like it.

Speaker 5 Why would I be rooting for the season to get canceled? Do you understand the name of my business, right? It's profootballtalk.com. It's not rootforthevirus.com.

Speaker 1 Oh, I thought it was corona profootball talk.com. Yeah, thank you.
KarenFlorio.com.

Speaker 5 And I mean, can I just say one thing about this, please? I'm going to anyway, even if you give me permission. The fact that

Speaker 5 I have been, and I think others are in this same boat, vigilant about making sure that the league does everything that it has to do to allow for football to happen does not mean that we're trying to root against football or that we want to be able to say, I told you so.

Speaker 5 The NFL had a hell of a head start here. It shouldn't be having the problems it's having now.
It shouldn't be learning on the fly when it had time to get its ducks in a row.

Speaker 5 Now, some of the stuff that it's learning, I guess, is news to the scientific community as well. But I was always banging the drum of take it seriously, take it seriously, take it seriously.

Speaker 5 So we wouldn't get the season derailed. So we wouldn't have to have extra weeks.
So we wouldn't lose games.

Speaker 5 So you wouldn't have a team make the playoffs with a nine and six record because it only played 15 games. That's what I've been trying to avoid.

Speaker 5 And I just at times feel like the NFL wasn't as determined to protect the game against the virus as it needed to be.

Speaker 5 And I'm glad that for the most part it seems to be, but that's why I was banging the drum. I wanted there to be a season.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, they only had five months to figure out what they were going to do with it.

Speaker 1 And it was very funny, like over the summer, they waited until the very last weekend to figure out how they're going to.

Speaker 1 It was, we said it was like us doing a summer project back in high school where you had like one book that you had to read.

Speaker 1 And the last three-day weekend, we're like, okay, we got to cram in 250. Let's go to sparknotes.com and figure this thing out.
No, you're right, Mike. And you're

Speaker 1 The one thing I do always respect and love about you is that you are trying to just kind of get answers and hold people accountable who, you know, should be held accountable, and that's the NFL not having a plan.

Speaker 1 Now, do you, though, think there is a vibe sometimes where the doomsday of like a positive test, everyone's like, well, hope you enjoyed football while it lasted.

Speaker 1 Football's going to keep, like, is there anything that you could see happening now where they just stop playing the season?

Speaker 1 It feels like we're just going to keep keep powering through and we'll have delays and we'll have a Titans situation where they miss a week, but it's going to just keep going and going and going, maybe extend it a little.

Speaker 1 But the season's happening.

Speaker 5 Yeah, the season's happening and there will be a complete season. At some point, the commissioner stopped using the term full season and began using complete season.

Speaker 5 And a complete season is one that ends with the Super Bowl being awarded.

Speaker 5 Like 1982, before you guys were born, when there was only nine games due to the strike and PFT's team pulled out the championship that year, 1987, 1987 when you guys were in diapers the season was shortened because of the strike PFT's team pulled off the championship that year so what you're saying is there's a history

Speaker 5 of the Washington football team winning during twice completed seasons that weren't full yeah but but but here's here's the concern I have that there will be at the end of the day number one we're getting very close to the point where you can't just move things around.

Speaker 5 My understanding is the league has a computer model where if a game needs to be postponed, they hit the button and everything spits out the options for reshuffling the deck and getting all the games played.

Speaker 5 Once teams have had their bye weeks, you can't reshuffle games. That's when week 18 becomes an issue, and then week 18 quickly becomes week 19.

Speaker 5 And I think that's as far as they would go before they would start canceling games.

Speaker 5 But I don't think anybody wants a team that finished 9-6 getting into the playoffs over a team that was 9-7 just because that team that was 9-6 didn't play that one more game that it may have lost.

Speaker 5 Or a team that goes 12 and 3 being the one seed when there's a 13 and three team that maybe holds the tiebreaker, but the 12 or the 12, what, the 13 and three team would get in, the 12 and three team wouldn't get in.

Speaker 5 I mean, it's just, it's, that's not acceptable. Having playoff spots and position determined by winning percentage isn't acceptable.
And I hope that that's not what it comes to.

Speaker 5 I hope that 256 games are played, whatever it takes. But the idea of pressing pause on the season, that's never made any sense to me because

Speaker 5 what do you do? How do you keep your guys in shape? Where do they go? They do what the Titans players did and they go work out at some high school, and then the NFL gets mad about that.

Speaker 5 I don't think you can press pause on the entire season.

Speaker 5 You just have to deal with these brush fires as they pop up and hope that they can extinguish them and let that team get back into the flow with everyone else.

Speaker 1 What about the idea that Pro Bowl week, that's like another bye week?

Speaker 1 Could we push back everything yet another week and just say, okay, we're not going to have that gap between the championships and the Super Bowl?

Speaker 5 Well, they've already canceled the Pro Bowl, which is the only good thing to come out of the pandemic. But yeah, now they have an extra week to play for.

Speaker 5 I mean, they've been planning for the possibility of bumping the Super Bowl back to President's Day weekend, something they have always wanted to do for years. So you have flexibility.

Speaker 5 We've now got three weeks to play with.

Speaker 5 You've got two weeks you can push the Super Bowl back, and then you've got the accordion where you can smash the Pro Bowl week out of the picture, move the championship games back. So they've got.

Speaker 5 flexibility now. The question is, how much of it will they have to use? And it all comes down to how many more of these games have to be postponed.

Speaker 5 It can't just be nudged to a Monday or a Tuesday, but have to actually be moved deeper into the calendar. Once teams have had bye weeks, that's when week 18 becomes in play.

Speaker 5 And eventually week 19 is going to come in play as well.

Speaker 1 So we go into football.

Speaker 1 Dan Quinn got fired.

Speaker 1 It was very early for a coach to get fired, but it feels like this year, even with coronavirus, I think the NFL is the only league that's going to be like, you know what, we're just going to go through with all of our firings.

Speaker 1 No one gets sympathy. Is there going to be another one in the next couple of weeks here that you can see coming?

Speaker 5 Well, I mean, look at the Jets. That's the one everyone's paying attention to.

Speaker 5 And they've had their schedule adjusted by the delay of the Broncos Patriots game where the bye week now is week 10, not week 11.

Speaker 5 And the next four opponents, Dolphins, and it may not be in the exact order, but Bills, Patriots, Chiefs, those are the four teams the Jets play before their bye week.

Speaker 5 It feels like that unless they don't get embarrassed in at least one of those games or maybe find a way to win one of those games, it feels like it's moving in the direction where it's not sustainable for the Jets to continue with Adam Gase, even if ownership really wants to, because they understand they're rebuilding.

Speaker 5 I think the Lions are one to keep an eye on. You never know what's going to happen there.
I mean, look, in both Houston and Atlanta, no one saw those coming.

Speaker 5 And now, the Atlanta one we kind of saw coming. It was my understanding that the game against the Panthers was a big one for Dan Quinn.

Speaker 5 I don't think people expected the general manager to get fired as well. So, I mean, these owners are not afraid to take decisive action.

Speaker 5 And I think once some of them start start doing it, it could be that others decide that they're going to do the same thing.

Speaker 1 One kind of bright spot if you're a Jets fan is you get potentially head coach on an interim basis, Greg Williams, to step up.

Speaker 1 And he's a guy that had, what, like 10 or 11 head coaching offers, not but a year and a half ago. So he's he is in high demand, certainly.

Speaker 1 Do you think that Greg Williams had had anything to do with orchestrating the demise of Adam Gase?

Speaker 5 I doubt, look, I like when you go these places, but I, you know, the stuff Greg Williams did do during his career is probably worse than if it were true that he had anything to do with orchestrating the demise of Adam Gase.

Speaker 5 I just can't believe that the guy who was at the center of the bounty gate scandal.

Speaker 5 And at one point, and the thing that I thought would keep him from ever coaching again, at one point, he submitted an affidavit that snitched on Jonathan Vilma.

Speaker 5 for actually offering money to whoever took out Brett Favre in that NFC championship game in 2009.

Speaker 5 I thought once Greg Williams put his signature on that document, he would never be accepted in a locker room again. And maybe players just don't know that's what he did.

Speaker 5 Maybe that's how he's gotten back in. He must be a hell of a coach, though, because there's plenty of guys out there who can coach football.

Speaker 5 For him to keep getting jobs after having that on his resume really is stunning to me.

Speaker 5 And yeah, he could end up being the interim head coach of the Jets just like he was interim head coach of the Browns and went five and three a couple of years ago.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that would be, I mean, Greg, interim head coach Greg Williams would be, would be a sight to see.

Speaker 1 Speaking of Bounty Gate, you're very plugged into the Saints, Sean Payton, you're the number one Taysom Hill fan in the world.

Speaker 1 Is there any vibe in New Orleans that Drew Brees is struggling a little bit? Maybe even though some of the numbers are there,

Speaker 1 you know, it seems like he's working Taysom Hill in more, and that package is getting bigger and bigger as the season goes along.

Speaker 5 Well, what surprised me is the playoff game against Minnesota, I thought Taysom Hill was the best player on the field for either team, and that's what really sparked this movement of what are they going to do with this guy?

Speaker 5 Is he the quarterback that will be taking over after Drew Brees retires? How much will they use him until now and then? And his usage on offense and special teams had plummeted early in the season.

Speaker 5 And Chris Sims and I were arguing on PFT Live, which is on Peacock Network every day at 7 a.m. Eastern live and then on demand whenever you want it.

Speaker 5 We've argued they got to pick a lane here because I think there's a problem. Think about it in any job, in any industry, sports or non-sports.

Speaker 5 If you're in this limbo where you don't get many opportunities, that puts a ton of pressure on you when your number does get called.

Speaker 5 And our argument was use him all the time in this jack of all trades role or just make him the backup quarterback and never use him.

Speaker 5 And I thought it was significant Monday night where there were a couple of key moments where Hill came in and Breeze went off the field.

Speaker 5 Usually they find a spot for Breeze somewhere on the offensive alignment when they bring Taysom Hill in to play quarterback.

Speaker 5 And I don't think that there's going to be any type of a hard shift toward Taysom Hill to the point that it undermines Breeze.

Speaker 5 But I just think that if you're going to pay this guy $20 million over two years and you see what he can do, I mean, when he had that snap down near the goal line and he gets ahead of steam, you don't want to get in his way.

Speaker 5 He has special talents. They just need to use him more.
And I think the more he's in the flow of the game, the more he can do and the less likely he's going to freak out.

Speaker 5 when he's only getting that cameo appearance here or there. They just need to use him more.
And I think he is highly talented and I think he can be very good.

Speaker 5 And we'll find out next year if they make him the quarterback, if Breeze does retire.

Speaker 5 I just think they've been caught in this mode where they're protecting him because he's the backup quarterback, but they know that he's capable of doing some great things.

Speaker 5 So they're using him just not as much as they did in the past.

Speaker 1 This year is it different than it was last year when they had Teddy Bridgewater, who was technically the backup quarterback, but we saw a lot more Taysom Hill when it came like, you know, in a game that Drew Brees was starting, Taysom would be the guy that switches in.

Speaker 1 But Teddy, if he had to start a game, he would be the guy. Is it like that with Jameis right now?

Speaker 1 Like if Drew Brees, if his arm falls off during a game, is it going to be like, okay, this is Jameis Winson's turn or is it going to be a steady dose of Taysom Hill?

Speaker 5 I've gotten the impression this year that if Brees would get hurt, it would be Taysom Hill playing quarterback. And last year, yeah, it was Teddy Bridgewater.

Speaker 5 It required minimal change to the offense. You know, when you bring in a guy like Taysom Hill, he has different skills than Drew Brees, so you run different plays.

Speaker 5 And you got to think about the other 10 guys on the field.

Speaker 5 have a playbook they use. They have a game plan they use.
They're comfortable with what they're doing.

Speaker 5 Then all of a sudden, here comes this guy who does things completely differently than Breeze does.

Speaker 5 So I think Bridgewater was the guy last year because it was the easiest way to keep the offense going the way that they were accustomed to.

Speaker 5 This year, I think as they embrace the reality that Taysom Hill is going to be the guy, I think it would be Hill if Breeze would get injured. And, you know, today is today Thursday.

Speaker 5 He wasn't on the injury report yesterday. Oh, they're on a bye week, so we don't have to see any injury news on the Saints until next week.

Speaker 5 He took a weird hit. when he got knocked down by Joey Bosa on Monday night, and he was limping for a little bit.

Speaker 5 And if they were playing this weekend, I'd be curious to see if he had some sort of an ankle thing.

Speaker 5 And yeah, if he gets injured, my gut feeling is it would be Taysom Hill over Jameis Winston who would play.

Speaker 1 It'd be hilarious if Taysom Hill got injured and Jameis Winston ran the Taysom Hill package and just fumbled on every package. Every time.

Speaker 1 Give us a number, a contract number for Dak Prescott now.

Speaker 5 Well, here's the thing we got to keep in mind. The Cowboys have exclusive rights to negotiate with Dak Prescott from the time the season ends.
And technically they can negotiate now.

Speaker 5 They just can't do the deal until the regular season ends.

Speaker 5 And then when the franchise tag window closes, usually it's late February, that's the moment where they either sign him to a long-term deal, apply the franchise tag, or let him become a free agent and the market will determine what his value is.

Speaker 5 And it's important this year for two reasons. One, because of what he made this year, 31.4 million, fully guaranteed.
He gets it all.

Speaker 5 Next year under the franchise tag, he'd be entitled to a 20% increase. That's 37.68 million to use the tag again.

Speaker 5 The other complicating factor there, the franchise tag won't change for Dak, even as the salary cap drops to as low as $175 million because of the pandemic.

Speaker 5 You're talking about 21.5% of your entire salary cap that you may have to commit to Dak Prescott without knowing. that he's healthy or that he will be healthy.

Speaker 5 That's going to be the challenge for the Cowboys.

Speaker 5 So unless Dak finally decides to do that awesh team-friendly deal that the Cowboys have been trying to get him to do, if he continues to hold firm, the Cowboys are either going to have to pay him $37.68 million, a long-term contract based on $37.68 million as your starting point, which makes the numbers go up quickly, or let him become a free agent and see what the market will bear.

Speaker 5 And that's the most fascinating outcome because I think other teams would roll the dice. I think other teams in the division would roll the dice to try to get him away from the Cowboys.

Speaker 5 And I think at the end of the day, if they can't work something out, it's going to be franchise tag.

Speaker 5 he's going to be guaranteed 37.68 million even before they know whether or not his ankle's healed what what about dak if dak said to jerry hey uh that last contract you offered me let's do it do do the cowboys do it i think they would do it i think they would absolutely huh absolutely they would do it i don't think dak would do it because dak still holds all the cards yeah even with the broken ankle he holds all the cards and when you look at the outpouring of support this was a point peter king made earlier this week on pft live on peacock every weekday morning seven to nine actually it was a separate video we did for Yahoo Sports, so it wasn't on Peacock.

Speaker 5 It'll be on Peacock on Friday. But he made the point that the outpouring of emotion and support for Dak Prescott actually makes it harder for the Cowboys to not keep him.

Speaker 5 The question becomes, does Dak want to continue to be all business, not paying attention to team-friendly deals or you know that effort that Jerry Jones and Stephen Jones make to get the guy to see it the team's way.

Speaker 5 And it works with everyone else. It didn't work with Dak.
And I don't think Dak's going to change his approach. Dak's locked into his approach, and Dak's confident he's going to be healthy.

Speaker 5 So his attitude will be: trust that I'm going to be healthy, or use the franchise tag, or let me hit the open market, and we'll see what someone else will pay me.

Speaker 1 Okay. What about the quarterback position in San Francisco? They're playing on Sunday night football on NBC.
Is that on the cock too?

Speaker 1 Sunday night, riding the cock. We're going to have San Francisco into Los Angeles.
It's on the big cock, not the small cock.

Speaker 1 It will be available on NBC.

Speaker 5 It streams on nbcsports.com. It's not available on the excellent peacock streaming service.

Speaker 1 Okay. Did you have a moment when you guys were like, did you like say to NBC, hey, if we call it the peacock, like

Speaker 1 part of my take, guys, we're just going to say the cock for the rest of the time. And also, P's in there, too.
Right.

Speaker 5 You assume that I've got a lot more sway than I do.

Speaker 5 I don't get asked questions like that.

Speaker 1 Seems like something that would have been brought up.

Speaker 1 But on Sunday night,

Speaker 1 you got the 49ers. Their quarterback position just got a whole lot more interesting because Jimmy G got benched at halftime last week.

Speaker 1 We're kind of of the mindset that there's not a huge gap between Jimmy G and Bethard or Nick Mullins. In fact, they're kind of all the same quarterback.
Jimmy G just looks a little bit better.

Speaker 1 Is there a real chance that he is going to be benched for

Speaker 1 a start? Is he in potential of losing that cemented starting gig?

Speaker 5 Well, I mean, think about it. If they chose to go with him last week when he clearly was still still hampered by the ankle instead of a healthy C.J.
Bethard or Nick Mullins.

Speaker 5 So that tells me that Garoppolo, among the choices on the roster, is still the guy. And on Wednesday, he fully participated in practice.
On Thursday, he surely will do the same.

Speaker 5 The question is, when it's time to go out and go full speed, will he be hampered by that ankle? That's a high ankle sprain. It takes six weeks to heal typically.

Speaker 5 So I think the bigger question here is.

Speaker 5 After the season, what do they do? They can escape this contract with minimal salary cap consequences. Will they look elsewhere for another quarterback? They thought about Tom Brady.

Speaker 5 Brady wanted to play for the 49ers. They were very transparent about it.

Speaker 5 And I think that was the shot across the ballot, Jimmy G, that you better step up or we are going to be looking elsewhere for a quarterback. You know, people say he took him to the Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 I mean, come on.

Speaker 5 In the third quarter of the game against the Vikings, he threw what could have been his third interception of the day. All of them went to Eric Kendricks.
Kendricks actually caught one of them.

Speaker 5 That freaked out Shanahan. He started running the ball exclusively.
Turned Jimmy G into Bob Greasy in the early 70s. All he needed was the glasses like Greasy used to wear during games.

Speaker 5 In the NFC Championship against the Packers, it was the same thing. Hardly throw the ball, run it all the time.

Speaker 5 He had a chance to throw a championship touchdown in the Super Bowl after the Chiefs went ahead and he missed Emmanuel Sanders.

Speaker 5 I think that Kyle Shanahan is going to look for somebody else after the season. And I don't know who it's going to be, but he's always like Kirk Cousins.

Speaker 5 And it wouldn't surprise me at all if the Vikings decide, you know what, we've had enough with this guy.

Speaker 5 And Shanahan embraces Cousins, and Cousins may be better enough than Garoppolo to help get the 49ers where they're trying to go.

Speaker 1 Let's just do a swap. I think they're pretty much the same quarterback in my eyes.
Jimmy G, Kirk Cousins.

Speaker 1 I think, obviously, Kyle likes him from his time in D.C., where he got to work with him a little bit. So there's like some familiarity there.

Speaker 1 But I also think that Mike Zimmer is just not a fan of paying a quarterback a lot of money.

Speaker 1 I think if it was up to him, he would just like never have a great quarterback on his team and just rely on that running game and defense.

Speaker 9 Well, they paid him again. That was the thing.

Speaker 9 This would have been the last year of his contract and they gave him a two-year extension and like $30 million to sign and there would be cap issues if they move on from it.

Speaker 9 Here's the thing about Cousins. Cousins is very good at running the play that's called if he has time to run the play that's called.

Speaker 1 But when it all starts to fall apart, watch him.

Speaker 9 He crumbles or he doesn't know what to do. He doesn't have athleticism to run away from the pass rush and it just, it just ends.
The best quarterbacks are the ones who can improvise.

Speaker 9 when the play that's called falls apart, like the Patrick Mahomes and there's a handful of guys, maybe seven to 10 guys that can do that. Cousins clearly can't.

Speaker 9 And when you don't have a great offensive line, or if your running game is being stopped on a given day, Cousins isn't going to be able to help you win a game.

Speaker 9 And I think that's the limitation on the Vikings. And that's why they may want to move on.

Speaker 9 But I think it would work for the 49ers because Kyle Shanahan wants a guy who will run the play that's called because he believes that if the quarterback just runs the play that's called the way that it's designed, it's always going to work.

Speaker 1 Yeah. All right.
So teams that haven't won yet, Falcons, Giants, Jets, Matt Ryan, Daniel Jones, Sam Darnold.

Speaker 1 If any of those three teams get the number one pick, is it just a no-doubter Trevor Lawrence? Even Daniel Jones was drafted two years ago

Speaker 1 in the first round. Are all three of those teams saying we're moving on from our current guy and going with Trevor Lawrence?

Speaker 5 Well, I think it depends on a lot of things. Who's the coach? Who's the GM? What do they think about the guy? What's your evaluation of Trevor Lawrence?

Speaker 5 And there's still a lot to be determined about Trevor Lawrence. And there's also the possibility that someone's going to make you an offer you can't refuse.

Speaker 5 You know, the Dolphins tried to to trade up to get Joe Burrow and the Bengals were, oh,

Speaker 5 we're not accepting or considering any offer. Well, at some point, they're going to make you an offer that you have to take.

Speaker 5 At some point, they're making you an offer you can't refuse.

Speaker 5 And at some point, one of these teams, if they get the number one overall pick, may get an offer they can't refuse and decide to keep the quarterback that they have and use all those extra picks on something else.

Speaker 5 and make their team better in multiple different ways. Now, I think Darnold is the most likely to be in danger.
I think it's the easiest for the Jets to move on from him from a cap standpoint.

Speaker 5 But yeah, I think any of those teams, if they get the first overall pick, job number one, make the decision, yes or no, up or down, do we want Trevor Lawrence?

Speaker 5 And parallel with that is, is there someone else out there who is just going to blow our socks off with what they want to offer to come up to get Trevor Lawrence? So it's going to be fascinating.

Speaker 5 And, you know, people, it's funny how some people will say there's no tanking in football. Hell yes, there's tanking in football.
It's just subtle.

Speaker 5 The players on the field aren't trying to lose, but someone high up in the organization makes sure the worst players are on the field. We want to evaluate the backup quarterback.

Speaker 5 We want to evaluate the third string corner. We want to see how these young guys play.
And if they play like crap, good. Let's lose these games that don't matter.

Speaker 5 And a case in point, last year when Washington and the Giants played, great game, week 16. Washington came from behind.
They went to overtime. The Giants won.
Great.

Speaker 5 Washington lost and they got Chase Young. Who cares about the loss from week 16? You got Chase Young for the next 10 years.

Speaker 5 So one of these teams, I think, or maybe more than one, is going to decide they're going to go try to get Trevor Lawrence and they're going to tank and it may get it may get obvious and blatant by the time the season's over.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I could see Gettelman not drafting Trevor Lawrence just based on his hair. Like this guy, no,

Speaker 1 you got to trim that up, man. That's not a football guy.

Speaker 1 You're laughing, but you know that there's like a little bit of truth in that.

Speaker 5 It's funny. I was thinking yesterday when you guys invited me back on, I was thinking of the time that you visited and hung out down here in the barn and my father-in-law was down here.

Speaker 5 He still asks whether or not you've gotten a haircut.

Speaker 1 So, yeah, that mindset's out there. Yeah, is there any chance that Gettelman does not hang on to his job after the season? Yeah, you know,

Speaker 5 here's what all teams need to do when they're deciding what to do with the coach or a GM. You either keep both or you fire both, especially when you have a new coach.

Speaker 5 If you're going to keep your coach who you just hired and fire your GM, the problem is the new GM has been carrying around for the last 15 years or more a short list of coaches he would hire.

Speaker 5 And unless you get lucky and the name of the current coach is one of those guys,

Speaker 5 then the new GM is going to want to get rid of the coach, whether it's what Bob Quinn did with Jimmy Caldwell.

Speaker 5 I mean, we've seen it before, where there's a new GM who inherits a coach and it's a couple of lost seasons.

Speaker 5 while the GM builds enough evidence to go to ownership and say, can I please hire my coach now? So

Speaker 5 I think the Giants should only get rid of Gettelman if they're also going to get rid of Joe Judge.

Speaker 5 They're not going to get rid of Joe Judge, so they should keep Dave Gettleman until they're ready to get rid of both of them, whenever that may be.

Speaker 1 What about Bill Parcells? I guarantee you, Bill Parcells had Joe Judge on his list of coaches he would hire. Why? Just because he seems like a Bill Parcells guy.

Speaker 1 You know he does.

Speaker 1 I mean, you just described the Jets situation, too. Joe Douglas had to inherit Adam Gace and Le'Veon Bell, got rid of Le'Veon Bell, and now,

Speaker 1 and Adam Gase had to inherit L'A'Veon Bell, which is all a disaster.

Speaker 5 Well, no, here's what happened. Mike McCagnan was the GM when Gace became the coach.
McCagnan signed Bell over Gace's objection because McCagnan got grifted.

Speaker 5 Someone, presumably Bell's agent, made McCagnan think the Ravens were in play for roughly the same money that the Jets gave Bell, and they never were. After that $13.5 million per year, 27 million.

Speaker 5 over the first two years fully guaranteed. The next team was like the 49ers at 7.5 or 8 million.
The Jets got conned. Gace knew they were getting conned.
He didn't want Bell at that number.

Speaker 5 And then McCagney gets fired. And this is what's interesting about the Jets because Joe Douglas was the guy handpicked by Gace to be the GM.
Right. So now do they fire Gace and keep Douglas?

Speaker 5 And then hovering over all of this is the possibility Woody's coming back. in March or so if his candidate loses on November 3rd and he's no longer the U.S.

Speaker 5 ambassador to the U.K., Woody may come back and tell everybody to get the hell out.

Speaker 1 Jesus, what a disaster. All right, Mike, I want to do a little buy or sell for, we'll do some players and then we'll do some teams.
Buy or sell.

Speaker 1 So anything you want to say about each guy, quick, quick word.

Speaker 1 Kyler Murray,

Speaker 1 what, three and two? Yeah, buy. You're buying Kyler Murray.
You believe in everything with him.

Speaker 5 Yeah,

Speaker 5 he's got the special skills that I was talking about earlier to make something happen if the play that's called doesn't work. His running ability is off the charts.

Speaker 5 I'd like to see the Arizona offense be a little more more diverse, a little less predictable, maybe line up under center once in a while, although he literally would be under center.

Speaker 5 That's the problem. But I don't like the running plays out of shotgun all the time.
I like the running back to get ahead of steam. So I buy Kyler Murray.

Speaker 5 I just think they need to work on their offense.

Speaker 1 What about my mortal enemy, DK Metcalf?

Speaker 5 Oh, DK Metcalf, bye. I mean, this guy's Calvin Johnson and Jerry Rice combined, and he's starting to become aware of this.

Speaker 1 Mike, come on.

Speaker 1 Calvin Johnson, you just listed the two best wide receivers of all time. He's becoming a hybrid.
He is.

Speaker 1 I say he's like T.O., yeah.

Speaker 5 But

Speaker 5 it's fascinating to watch someone who is becoming fully aware of what he can do.

Speaker 5 And you could sense that when he caught the game-winning touchdown pass on Sunday night, he's like, throw me the damn ball. I'm going to catch it.
There's no doubt about it.

Speaker 5 I'm going to go win this game single-handedly. So he's developing more and more confidence.
And yeah, he's only going to get better and better.

Speaker 1 All right. How about my guy, Jonathan Taylor on the Colts, Wisconsin Badger?

Speaker 5 Yeah, you know, he really got overused at Wisconsin, and I wonder how that's going to affect his NFL career. He started off great, kind of like Clyde Edwards-Alaire, started off great.

Speaker 5 And so we get this narrative that, hey, these guys are great. These guys are awesome.
But then you look at the numbers and it's like, well, it's okay. It's not awesome.

Speaker 5 It's not horrible, but it's just kind of steady. And I think he's got potential to be really, really good.
He's got a great personality. We interviewed him at the combine.

Speaker 5 I thought he was just a fantastic kind of guy, great for the Colts. I don't know about Phillip Rivers as the quarterback.

Speaker 5 I think that may be the bigger problem there, but I think Taylor's got the potential.

Speaker 5 I just worry about how much, you know, because you only got so much tread on the tires, and he used up a lot of it at Wisconsin.

Speaker 1 Odell Beckham, he went home today. I don't know if it was Pink Eye or Toxic Chalk or whatever it was.
I saw your tweet. He is.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So he went home, but he's been playing well the last couple of weeks.
You buying or selling?

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 5 I'm buying as long as he's buying, as long as he understands his role, and as long as he doesn't get frustrated or demonstrative about not getting the ball.

Speaker 5 Kevin Stefanski told me after they beat the Cowboys that he challenges himself to get the ball to Odell Beckham Jr. earlier in games.

Speaker 5 Now, I think this past weekend against the Colts, he ended up being a decoy and it worked. This weekend against the Steelers, will he be a decoy? Will they get him the ball early?

Speaker 5 They've been getting him involved in the running game with Nick Chubb out. He had that great run against the Cowboys.

Speaker 5 It helped that nobody on the Cowboys wanted to, you know, chase him and tackle him.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 5 I think that as long as it doesn't become a thing regarding how often he does or doesn't get the ball, because that kind of took over the team last year they've gotten away from that i say buy as long as he's comfortable with his role and doesn't get frustrated by the fact that he's not getting the ball as much as he'd like to have it so i was wrong with this guy i'm wondering what you think uh we all kind of thought he was washed up jimmy graham chicago bears how are you buying or selling jimmy graham Yeah, I mean, I'm buying in the role that he's made for, which is red zone.

Speaker 5 And, you know, third down, you need a third and five conversion. He's a guy that can go get the ball.
He's He's not going to run down the field like he used to.

Speaker 5 He's not going to have gigantic numbers. But yeah, it always pissed me off when he was traded to Seattle and we started hearing complaints from people with the Seahawks that he's not blocking.

Speaker 5 Well, that's not what he does. He never was a blocker.
Why are you trying to make him into a blocker? Why are you trying to make him into a complete tight end? Accept what he is.

Speaker 5 He's a basketball player on a football field. Put him out there in the red zone.
Throw the ball high. Either he's going to catch it or no one's going to catch it.

Speaker 5 And use him in those moments where you need to benefit from a big body, a guy with good hands who can go get the football.

Speaker 5 So, yeah, I'm buying Jimmy Graham, and it's great to see him kind of have this recovery after being on a couple of teams that didn't know how to quite use it.

Speaker 1 That's what the Seahawks do, though. They just take everybody who can't block and then put them in a position to turn them into like with their offensive line.

Speaker 1 That's basically what Tom Cable did for like six years.

Speaker 1 What about here's kind of a dark horse? I think nobody

Speaker 1 in our league owns him, but I think he's like owned in maybe 15% of fantasy football leagues.

Speaker 1 James Robinson, the running back for the jaguars

Speaker 5 james robinson is awesome illinois state undrafted showed up for training camp only no offseason program fourth guy on the depth chart when he walked through the door and he immediately wowed jay gruden the new offensive coordinator they believed in him they've been validated every week now i think his numbers weren't awesome this past weekend but yeah this guy is it's like nobody knows who he is because the jaguars aren't any good and it's a shame what's happening with the jaguars they beat the Colts week one.

Speaker 5 And then, did you guys talk about the fact that they made history by being the first team ever to lose four straight games to previously winless teams?

Speaker 5 But they're the first team to ever do that, to lose four weeks in a row to previously winless teams. Now, this week they get the Lions who aren't winless.

Speaker 5 But I just feel like it's circling the drain in Jacksonville. And that's a shame because I think the reset button is going to get pressed there.
And I know how you guys feel about Doug Marone.

Speaker 5 But if they don't turn it around quickly, you got to worry about Shad Khan, you know, twirling the end of that mustache one day and saying, hey, Doug, hey, Dave Caldwell, hit the rope.

Speaker 1 Not Doug's fault, though. You want to be on the record.
Not Doug's fault. All right, last one, buy or sell in the wide receiver running back flex position, Justin Jefferson.

Speaker 5 Don't give me this wide receiver running back flex position.

Speaker 1 I know where you're going. Why?

Speaker 5 I just, I know, I know.

Speaker 1 Listen. Come on.
What are you talking about? We actually have him.

Speaker 5 Even though you haven't had me on the show for a while, I still remember what you typically try to do. I'm not commenting on anything.

Speaker 1 We try to get you to talk about your fantasy team

Speaker 1 like we just went down your entire roster.

Speaker 1 You didn't go down my entire roster. Yeah, we did.

Speaker 1 That's why Ealer Murray, Jordan Taylor, or Jonathan Taylor, James Robinson, Odell Beckham, DK Metcalf, Jimmy Graham, Justin Jefferson, Bucker Rams, on your bench, you have Herbert, McCaffrey, McKinnon, and McLaurin.

Speaker 5 Wait a minute. How do you have that information?

Speaker 1 We got sources, Mike.

Speaker 1 5-0, mike you're buying your whole team i can't believe that was funny like every player that we said mike was a hard buy on and it's because

Speaker 1 it's because

Speaker 1 you didn't think i was gonna get smarter mike i had to get smarter i didn't mention that that i have robinson on my fantasy nobody cares

Speaker 1 no one cares like a team in the minefield Now I need to know who.

Speaker 1 The call is coming from within the barn, Mike.

Speaker 5 Yeah, my kid.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 5 Really? Did you get my kid working against me?

Speaker 1 Of course we did. Come on.

Speaker 1 That's beautiful. You got it.
How else was I going to get you? How else are we going to get you?

Speaker 5 He's got a hell of a poker face, too, because I talked to him right before I came down here and he read on nothing.

Speaker 1 We just got you to talk about every single player on your fantasy team without you realizing it.

Speaker 5 Yeah. Well, and you know what? You wasted 20 minutes of your podcast to do it.

Speaker 1 Oh, that was the best 20 minutes spent. That was the best 20 minutes spent.
You're 5-0, though. Why didn't you say that?

Speaker 5 Because nobody cares.

Speaker 5 I'm actually 9-1 if you factor in the internet.

Speaker 1 Oh, no, no one cares. No one cares.

Speaker 1 He said the quote was, he's 5-0, and he's very proud of his team this year.

Speaker 5 Yeah, because, look, I'm in a no-win proposition with any fantasy league I do because I'm supposed to know what I'm doing. So if I lose, everybody thinks it's the greatest day of their life.

Speaker 5 And if I win, I'm like, what the hell? The guy's supposed to win. So, yeah, I don't know why I even do it.

Speaker 1 I do like how you gave every one of those players like an A-plus grid. What am I going to say? I ain't saying Jimmy Graham or

Speaker 1 the pass prize. A combination of Jerry Rice and Calvin Johnson.

Speaker 5 When you went Jimmy Graham, I should have realized what was going on.

Speaker 1 Oh, God.

Speaker 5 It's like, who cares? I mean, I mean, yeah, Jimmy Graham's had some decent games, but I mean, it's not like he's bearing up the league.

Speaker 1 He's not Robert Taunton or anything. James Robinson is the next Walter Payton in your mind.
That's what you gave Mike. A combination of Walter Payton and Barry Johnson or Barry Sanders.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Important to specify. All right.
What about Le'Veon Bell?

Speaker 1 Serious question. Not on your team.
Not on your your team. Serious question.
No, no. I tried.

Speaker 5 I tried.

Speaker 1 He's already claimed. There was a report that it was like the Chiefs and then four mystery teams out there.

Speaker 5 Well, Chiefs, Bills, and Dolphins were the report from ESPN.com. And, you know, people who do this for a living get upset when we speculate on sources.

Speaker 5 But Jeremy Fowler, who reported it, covered the Steelers for years, and he's talked to Bell in the past. He's reported on things Bell said to him.
I think Bell told him those are the three teams.

Speaker 5 The question I have, are the Patriots lurking here? because the thing about the patriots

Speaker 5 they will tell you and your agent if they're interested

Speaker 5 if it gets out that they're interested they're done that's it we're out that's why when it came out remember that leonard frunette had interest from the patriots right before he signed with the buccaneers i never believed that because you never hear that a team is interested in the patriots they either sign him or they don't And if you ever do hear they're interested, it's either a lie or somebody just blew up their own opportunity by running their mouth.

Speaker 5 So it's possible that Bell also is walking around with the possibility of joining the Patriots. We have a story at PFT, the real PFT, not you, where we've got.

Speaker 5 Okay, that's good. Where they have quotes.
We've got quotes from Bill Belichick gushing about l'Aveon Bell in the past.

Speaker 5 It would not shock me if the Patriots get in on this, especially if they're faced with the possibility of Bell signing with the Dolphins or the Bills.

Speaker 5 So I'd say, Chief Bill's Dolphins, don't rule out the Patriots. And I have a feeling he's going to to sign somewhere sooner rather than later.

Speaker 1 All right, my last question, Mike, is

Speaker 1 we're a quarter of the way through the season, a little more than a quarter of the way through the season. Give us your championship game in Super Bowl.
We'll give you a second chance.

Speaker 5 Yeah, look, I don't like to change my first guess until the teams have either become mathematically eliminated when it comes to making the playoffs or have lost in the playoffs.

Speaker 5 I picked Buccaneers Patriots because I just think it would be an awesome story if Tom Brady and Bill Belichick went against each other in Tampa for Super Bowl 55.

Speaker 5 they're both still alive even though one's two and two and the other's three and two i'm not giving up on it yet so i'm sticking with that until one or both of them can't make it give us a backup though give us a backup chief seahawks i think that's the obvious one isn't it although you did chief perfect you just gave us your afc nfc championship games in super bowl well but and here's the thing the chiefs are susceptible

Speaker 5 to crap in the bed if they're not fully focused on the team they're playing. I mean, look, they they almost lost to the Chargers.
The Patriots without Cam Newton, it was sluggish.

Speaker 5 They lose to the Raiders, but then here come the Ravens, and what do they do? They go in there and they pulverize them. I think they're going to destroy the Bills on Monday night.

Speaker 5 They are vulnerable when they're playing the teams that they're supposed to beat.

Speaker 5 And they need to figure out how to fix that and not lose to those teams because there's only one bye week available this year in either conference.

Speaker 5 You want to get that one seed, and if they screw around, they're going to blow it.

Speaker 1 One last question for me on the coaching carousel.

Speaker 1 Give us some names, maybe a couple Dark Horse head coaches that might get picked up this offseason, whether it's the Texans or the Falcons or any other team that might be looking.

Speaker 1 Who's a name that we haven't really talked about that much that is going to be involved in the conversation later on?

Speaker 9 Are you trying to get me to say Jeff Fisher?

Speaker 1 No, Greg Siano was the one I was hoping for, but Jeff Fisher will work.

Speaker 9 Yeah, I mean, look,

Speaker 9 it's so premature at this point. They don't even know who they're going to be talking to.
I mean, you know, Eric Biennemi's name is at the top of a list

Speaker 9 in bright lights blaring.

Speaker 9 When you look at what he continues to do with that Chiefs offense, I think the Texans definitely should take a look at him because he could do with Deshaun Watson what they've done in Kansas City with Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 9 With the Falcons, I just don't know what they're going to do. And Arthur Blank made it clear that

Speaker 9 there's no commitment to Matt Ryan. There's no commitment really to anyone on the roster.
They're going to try to hold the roster together until they have the new GM and the new head coach.

Speaker 9 And whoever it is is going to decide what's going to happen with those guys. But there could be major change.

Speaker 9 I almost feel like they're not going to get over 28 to three in Atlanta until everyone who was connected to it in any way is gone.

Speaker 9 And it may be that they need to move on from Ryan and Julio Jones and a few others who are still on the roster to finally exercise that demon from a few years ago.

Speaker 1 Or they bring in Josh McDaniels and have a constant reminder that on their own sidelines.

Speaker 9 And let me say this. Let me say this.

Speaker 9 I think that it's smart for these teams.

Speaker 5 And I know this is something that Coach Dungy would disagree with because he thinks defensive coaches should get equal consideration as offensive coaches.

Speaker 5 But, you know, what happens is you hire a defensive coach. He hires an offensive coordinator.
The offensive coordinator ends up doing really well.

Speaker 5 And then he leaves and you've got to replace him. And then you set back your program.
So just hire the offensive coordinator. Now, the Browns did that with Freddie Kitchens and it didn't work out.

Speaker 5 But why not hire the offensive guy? Because the offense is what's making the game go. Look at all the points being scored now.
You need an offensive mastermind. So I hope both of these teams

Speaker 5 think very seriously about going on the offensive side of the ball because if your team turns out being great, like the Falcons did, they lost Kyle Shanahan to the 49ers.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Mike, this has been great.
Thank you so much. We missed you.
We're happy that you went through your team with us.

Speaker 1 Next time you come on, we'll go through your other team. It'll be great.

Speaker 5 Is the fact that you haven't invited me back in a year simply because you couldn't think of a better way to fool me?

Speaker 1 No, this took me like, I thought of this in like 20 minutes. So, no, that's not.
So, it's other reasons. Yeah, it's the coronavirus thing.
Yeah, yeah. I'm glad.

Speaker 5 Really, it really helps me.

Speaker 1 No, stop.

Speaker 1 I don't know. No, we used to have you on on Sundays.
What did I do? Is there that odor I'm unaware of?

Speaker 1 We used to have you on on Sundays, and now Deion Sanders is on every Sunday night recapping because he works with us. So, that was your sweet spot.
We have less guests now.

Speaker 1 We don't do a traditional guest on Monday show.

Speaker 5 So next season, when Deion's coaching Jackson State, is that what it is?

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 5 Yeah, when he's coaching Jackson State, that's when I'll hear from you again.

Speaker 1 Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 When primetime becomes too big time for us, then we go to Monday. You know, Walter Payton went to Jackson State.
Yes. Yes.

Speaker 5 Since we mentioned Walter Payton earlier, because James Robinson is how

Speaker 5 I call him. He's the next Walter Payton.

Speaker 1 Absolutely.

Speaker 1 All right. Thanks, Mike.

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Speaker 1 All right, let's wrap it up. We got Firefest of the week.

Speaker 1 Let's do it. Oh, by the way, let's just say this:

Speaker 1 Wednesday,

Speaker 1 we have one of our best interviews of all time.

Speaker 1 I'm very excited. I'm very excited.
One of our best interviews of all time. I'm pumped up thinking about it.
We listened to an interview a couple days ago.

Speaker 1 Yep, and it was also one of those things where we went in, we thought we had 30 minutes,

Speaker 1 15 minutes in. We got the text message saying you guys are good to go for an hour because it's going so well.
Holy shit, this guy is awesome. The best storyteller that we've had.
Bill Walton.

Speaker 1 Second. I forgot about Bill Walton.
You got to get Bill Walton back. I'll put it this way.
Probably equal amounts of peyote ingested. Yes.

Speaker 1 Yes. Good point.
But get excited. The best interview we've done probably this year.
I'll say it. I'll say it.
All right. Hank.

Speaker 4 It's October 15th.

Speaker 1 When? 16th. Today, right now.
Currently.

Speaker 4 And I knew this in the back of my head. I think like three weeks ago, I had that

Speaker 4 quick

Speaker 4 heart stopper. Like, fuck, did I miss tax extension? And I looked it up.
I was like, oh, no, you're good till October 15th. I was like, oh, I have plenty of time.

Speaker 4 Then I saw a tweet from one of our coworkers being like, I filled out my taxes. I was like, oh, no, let me double-check what day it was.
Check this morning. It was October 15th.

Speaker 4 As of right now, I still haven't done them. No joke, I think I'm going to be submitting these taxes at like 11.59.

Speaker 1 But coronavirus, dude. Yeah.
And then PFT.

Speaker 4 Well, PFT, I came in and was like, dude, I'm stressing out. I have so much shit to do today.
And then, like, I have to do this later tonight.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 4 he dangled a little leaf at me that I ate right up, and now I don't know what to believe.

Speaker 1 Like a little rabbit. Yeah, so what'd you say? We got a three-month extension back in April when the coronavirus hit.
So that extended the initial time period to what, July 15th?

Speaker 1 So then do we get another extension? No, but I like where you're going, and I'll say yes for Hank's sake. Don't say yes.
Yes, Hank. Everything PFT just said is correct.
I got to do taxes.

Speaker 1 You don't have to do your taxes until

Speaker 1 January 15th, which is also spring back.

Speaker 1 Everyone set their clocks. Wait, so Hank, you actually have an extra hour to do your taxes tonight.
No, I think that's Sunday. It's daylight savings time.

Speaker 4 I think that's Sunday.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Okay.
Okay. But it's a leap year.

Speaker 1 True.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 I'm fucked.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it was. It was.
So you're good. So we have a full day.
You have till tomorrow. You have till tomorrow.
That's a fact.

Speaker 1 My Fire Fest was just going to be Cardi B and her nipples, and she says that she's back with offset because she's crazy and want a dick.

Speaker 1 So I'm trying. I need to move on from Cardi B.
I'd like to hear suggestions either from you guys or from the award-winning listeners.

Speaker 1 I need a new Cardi B in my life because you know what? She doesn't deserve me. Yeah.
All right,

Speaker 1 I got two Firefest. One is

Speaker 1 somehow, some way, I had a cricket stuck in my apartment under a floorboard and I thought it would just die. It didn't die for like four days.
So a cricket just going off.

Speaker 1 Couldn't kill it because it was under the floorboard. Did you try stepping on the floorboard that it was under? It was like it went under the crack behind it and it just cricketed

Speaker 1 for a little bit. It just chirped.
Chirped for

Speaker 1 jokes.

Speaker 1 Oh, damn, that would have been good. I should have done that.
Let's go. Get into that.
Fuck. And then my other one is I have.
Wait, wait, wait. So it's dead, though.
The crickets. I believe so.

Speaker 1 So when crickets are chirping, they're doing that because they're trying to find a mate, right? So you just had a horny cricket sitting in the corner of my apartment.

Speaker 1 Just simping in your apartment, just being like, somebody please come have insect sex with me. And then my other one is I have a stalker, but whatever.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 A stalker? Oh, a stalker. Stalker.
Stalker. Stalker.

Speaker 1 You guys know it. I mean, there's a person who's been threatening me via text message every now and then.

Speaker 1 I'll leave it at that. Well, someday we'll hopefully tell the story.
Someday we'll hopefully have the person on.

Speaker 1 Related to someone that has figured out

Speaker 1 somebody

Speaker 1 as a frequent target.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so that's going on, but whatever. I got Billy.
Billy's

Speaker 1 trap.

Speaker 1 Yeah, well, we probably blew it by talking about it.

Speaker 1 But yeah, someday, hopefully,

Speaker 1 we'll get to the bottom. I have so many jokes to make right now about Billy.
But don't do it. Don't do it.
Don't do it. Don't do it.
My life is on the line. Billy.
Finish it off.

Speaker 1 I want to noted that I'm not worried about the stalker clearly because cricket was number one. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I blew a pitch.

Speaker 1 I don't know if I blew it. Oh, no, you definitely blew it.
You talking about the Cuban thing? Maybe. Yeah, 100% blew it.
You know what, though?

Speaker 1 In a way, you didn't blow it because more people talked about it. Try-stand effect because it was so bad.

Speaker 1 It was so bad that people will always remember how bad it is. No, I got a lot of positive feedback.
It's like your mom doesn't count.

Speaker 1 It's like William Hung, when he went on American Idol, he ended up selling millions of albums doing like she-bang, she bang. You know what?

Speaker 1 I'm going to. Something's going to work out in that vein, and I'm going to be like a.
Is it? Yeah. You think so? This isn't my peak.

Speaker 1 Well, I don't think it's your peak, but I don't think anything's going to work out in that vein. I think you're going to peak in other veins.
No, I think

Speaker 1 you pause. Well, you are.
You have not peaked.

Speaker 1 This is not my peak. You've peaked in the app world.
No, I think there's some legs on it. I still can't get over how bad of a name it was.
Gala? Yeah. Gala.
You're really.

Speaker 1 Really dressing it up to you. It's made it seem like a restaurant.

Speaker 4 Yeah,

Speaker 1 it's like. Oh, what is the app about, hey? Not opening a restaurant.
A restaurant is a fish, but it's like food. Literally not opening a restaurant.
Drunk guys trying to find good ratios.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's not about just the ratio.

Speaker 1 It made it sound like an Upper West Side app for

Speaker 1 how you can get connected with charities and different galas. You know what, Billy? Your issue was you sold the steak.
You got to sell the sizzle, not the steak. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Which you've got to be stuck at too because you don't put seasoning on it. Yeah, Yeah, you literally should have just been like, hey, cubes, you like to get your dick wet.

Speaker 1 Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 That's a better pitch. Right.
I think I, anyway. I out-pitched you.

Speaker 1 Hank, should we talk about what might be going on tomorrow?

Speaker 4 Yeah, I mean, that's another kind of Firefest, Future Us. Yeah.

Speaker 4 Me and PFT are playing video games with like big-time video game streamers.

Speaker 1 What are you guys playing?

Speaker 4 It's called Among Us. It's like a murder mystery game, but these people play this game all the time, like hours and hours every day.
Me and PFT have never played before.

Speaker 4 And these people people get lots of viewers and views that we're going to be on with them. And I'm just worried we're going to sound like noobs being like, wait, how do you play? But you will.

Speaker 1 It'll probably even be worse. We're going to shed that.
Shed the worry. We're going to do some simulated games tonight.
Yeah. Yeah,

Speaker 4 we're going to try it out. 12 o'clock, part of my take Twitch.
Love it. Parcel Sports Twitch.

Speaker 1 It should be interesting. It's like playing Clue.
Yeah. Right? But online? Yeah.
Okay. It's big.

Speaker 4 The game had 4 billion YouTube views in September.

Speaker 1 Shout out to Part of My Take Twitch. Heard through the grapevine that someone might be going around saying that they're the ones that built it up.
Interesting. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Certain hunter of MILFs. Oh, my God.
All right, let's pick a number and then

Speaker 1 we'll head out for the weekend.

Speaker 4 On that note, 69.

Speaker 1 No way. Eight.

Speaker 1 21. Eight.
My mind is blown right now. 21.
Eight. No.

Speaker 1 Give me an eight.

Speaker 4 Fucking tap.

Speaker 1 21. Just psycho shit.
That's your psycho shit parlay going around saying that. All right, 10.
10. Whoever had 10, won.
All right, we'll see everyone on Monday. Enjoy week six.
Love you guys.

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