Mark Cuban, Tuesday Night Football, Taylor Lewan & Will Compton And More

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Speaker 2 On today's part of my take, we have Mark Cuban, recurring guest Mark Cuban on the show.

Speaker 2 We also have a recap of Monday Night Football, recap of Tuesday night football, which is still going on right now. We're rooting for the over.
There's three minutes left in the game.

Speaker 2 We're going to talk L'Aveon Bell. We're going to talk Hot See Cool Throne.
We're going to do Guys on Chicks. We're going to have a great Wednesday show.
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Speaker 2 Today is Wednesday, October 14th, and the Titans are going for it on fourth and one. They got it.
We need the over. Now,

Speaker 2 the Bills are going to let them score. Yeah, there's too much time.
They can't run it out.

Speaker 2 Bills are without timeouts now.

Speaker 4 We've got the two-minute warning.

Speaker 2 Crunch the match. Yeah.
Do the fucking match.

Speaker 2 Correct. 40 seconds on the play clock.
We have three plays. We'll Gucci.
No offense, PFT. I don't trust either of our math brains.
No, that's fine.

Speaker 2 We're not in math brain right now. We're in optimist brain.
Huh? Remember the Pelotons. Multiply by 10.
Jake is our math guy. We got this.

Speaker 2 I still don't believe Jake either. Why?

Speaker 4 That's smarter than Jake.

Speaker 6 It's 160 seconds.

Speaker 2 It's just two minutes.

Speaker 2 Two minutes. Yes, Billy.

Speaker 4 Good job. In 40 seconds.
All right.

Speaker 2 So we're watching Tuesday Night Football.

Speaker 4 How many months is it? Like, if I'm thinking in pregnancy terms here, oh.

Speaker 4 This is, we've got like a

Speaker 2 150th. But you know what they're going to do? They're They're not going to kick the field goal if they don't score a touchdown.
God damn it.

Speaker 2 That's exactly what's going to happen.

Speaker 2 They're not going to kick a field goal.

Speaker 2 They're not going to kick a field goal. Yeah, Frabels.

Speaker 4 You want to test Guskowski.

Speaker 2 If Mike Rabel doesn't get this over, he does hate kickers.

Speaker 2 He's on my shit list. Okay.

Speaker 4 It is Tuesday Night Football. Tuesday Night Football.
Do you want to start with that?

Speaker 2 Yeah, we're watching Tuesday Night Football. I'm enjoying it.

Speaker 4 It's bonus football.

Speaker 2 Yeah, the Tennessee Titans need some respect, not for their handling of COVID, but for their playing of football, because they were fantastic fantastic tonight. They looked awesome.
Ryan Tannehill,

Speaker 2 it's still Ryan Tannehill season. Like, if you put all his stats together, I'm sure.
Oh, oh, Tannehill. He also, oh, that was so far past the line.

Speaker 2 So far past the line. Ryan Tannehill, as I'm complimenting him, runs three yards past the line and tries to throw a touchdown.
He does what Ryan Patrick threatens to do on.

Speaker 2 They're not going to give this to him.

Speaker 2 They're going to review it. I mean, he was so far past the line.
There's no flag. There's no flag.
It was comical. There's no flags.
It was comical how far past the line he was.

Speaker 2 He was a solid four yards past the line, and

Speaker 2 they're going to review it, and they're going to turn it back, and we're fine.

Speaker 8 They're going to break our hearts.

Speaker 4 But it is football on a Tuesday night, which was.

Speaker 2 It's football on a Tuesday night.

Speaker 4 It's the amoeba scheduling of the NFL. So

Speaker 2 they pushed the Bills back. Wait, no, no, no.
It has to be the whole body. Yeah, dude, his foot was five yards.
No!

Speaker 2 Past the line. No, he was.

Speaker 6 His foot was on the seven. The thing was on the seven.

Speaker 2 What about his hand? Where was his hand? So far from the bottom.

Speaker 8 Again, Billy knows football better than we do based on last week.

Speaker 2 That's not where the line was. Do you see where the second down is? The downline is running.

Speaker 2 All right, Billy. We'll run it down.

Speaker 2 All right, so we're watching. So Ryan Daniel's been fantastic.
The Titans looked awesome. The Bills, they're still a good team, but not their night.
I think I just blame it on body clock. Yeah.

Speaker 4 No, absolutely. Josh Allen is Mr.
Sunday. Awesome.
You can't expect it. You know, we talked with Warren Sharp about circadian rhythms.
He's brought that up several times.

Speaker 4 I don't know what it means, but I think this is on the cicadas.

Speaker 2 Yes, this is absolutely on the cicadas. 18 years.

Speaker 2 It also, Josh Allen, update on his interceptions. One was off his

Speaker 2 teammates' hands, not his fault. The other, he made the tackle, so that negates the interception.
Still at zero.

Speaker 4 Still at zero. Also, the mustache is looking sharp on Josh Allen.
Have you seen that? I think that might be like an anti-COVID thing. Yeah.
Where it's like

Speaker 4 fly paper. So the COVID all goes to that mustache, doesn't go in his nose or in his mouth.

Speaker 2 He's keeping himself healthy. That's smart.

Speaker 4 He looks like, you know what I like about it actually?

Speaker 4 Since he's so tall, I always like it when a tall person has something on their person that can let me know when I look at them that they're not an NBA player if I see them in public. Got it.

Speaker 4 You know, because when you see guys like 6'6, your first question is like, wow, is he in the NBA? Yeah. With Josh Allen, if you have that mustache.
Nope, definitely not. Definitely not.

Speaker 2 He wasn't great. Okay.
You know what?

Speaker 2 We're Josh Allen defenders. We love Josh Allen.
We will admit when he's not playing playing great. He didn't play great tonight.
I actually have to say, though,

Speaker 2 the Bills' defense, they got to be a little concerned because they have not been looking like the Bills' defense of last year where they were one of the best units in the NFL. They look a little

Speaker 2 flat tonight. They've been a week.
No teeth. Banged up.
Yeah, banged up.

Speaker 4 They also don't have the luxury of having two weeks off like the Titans.

Speaker 2 Josh Norman should retire

Speaker 2 after Derrick Henry.

Speaker 2 That was.

Speaker 2 I think you just Olay Derrick Henry in the open field. Like, what's the point?

Speaker 2 It's either going to be embarrassing or super embarrassing. Those are your only two options.

Speaker 4 You should be allowed to have a knife. Call stance.

Speaker 2 There you go.

Speaker 4 Touchdown. There's the over.
Hold on.

Speaker 2 There we go. The line was in the wrong place.
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 The blue line's not in the face.

Speaker 2 That blue line fucked us up.

Speaker 4 But yeah, Josh Norman, not a good look. He went beyond horizontal.
And Derrick Henry has a tendency to do this to people. He did it to

Speaker 4 that guy in college where he made him flip backwards and do a 360.

Speaker 4 And Derrick Henry's stiff arms are hilarious, not because they're just like so powerful and he puts you into the earth. He does like the kill bill, the five-finger death punch on you.

Speaker 4 He like taps you with his fingertips and then your heart stops immediately and you go limp, you go flying.

Speaker 2 It's a full punch.

Speaker 4 Josh Norman, it's going to be tough to go back and watch that film.

Speaker 2 Good news is Josh Norman, I don't think really, like he hasn't cared about playing football in a while.

Speaker 4 Correct. I mean, he signed with the Washington football team.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 I think that's long past.

Speaker 4 I call him Josh Norman. There you go.
Because he's going to need a soak after that one.

Speaker 2 You know what? That was good.

Speaker 4 2-8.

Speaker 7 2-8. 2-8.
2-8-4

Speaker 2 boobs. But yeah, so the Titans, I'm going to give the Titans credit.

Speaker 2 I think we got to do like a power rankings of

Speaker 2 angriest

Speaker 2 fans on Twitter. for NFL teams.
It's usually the teams that are not like, you know, premier teams,

Speaker 2 not like number one market teams, and they just constantly feel disrespected. I think Titan fans are slowly getting into that realm.

Speaker 4 They are. Ever since they got the internet in Tennessee, they're starting to get very vocal on Nashville.

Speaker 2 They're not supposed to coach there.

Speaker 4 They're not going to be mad because they can't hear this right now. They don't have podcasts.

Speaker 2 I love the city of Nashville.

Speaker 4 Nashville is very fun.

Speaker 2 I would say those twins that are on Broadway all the time.

Speaker 4 The Jaguars. Jaguars' Twitter can get very music.

Speaker 2 They haven't been good for a while, but yeah.

Speaker 4 Yeah, they're starting to enter the realm where they've kind of accepted who they are.

Speaker 2 Yep.

Speaker 2 Texans' Twitter. Texans Twins.
They're good.

Speaker 2 It's very upset. Bill's Twitter actually is up there.

Speaker 2 We're on the right side of Bill's Twitter, but if you're on the wrong side of Bill's Twitter, I think they're very aggressive.

Speaker 4 Thank God we're on the right side.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I don't want to be on the wrong side.

Speaker 4 Seahawks Twitter. Yeah.
They will swarm. Yes.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 If you tell them Russ isn't a great cook.

Speaker 4 If you make a diss track against DK Metcalf, a lot of people will take it out of context and then come at you.

Speaker 2 Is there context? Yeah, there's context. That's a contextless diss track.

Speaker 4 DK and I just...

Speaker 2 It was fantastic.

Speaker 4 DK and I, we just like, we like facing off against each other.

Speaker 2 Iron sharpens iron comments you how what are people saying it's one of those things where it's like what's the context like well can't really explain it's well the entire context is we are both very mean to each other yeah but we both like it when people are mean to us right right exactly so I've uh that was this game I apologize to the Titans for doubting them uh Jay Feely terrible by the way hate him as a kicker no and as an announcer as both yeah yeah two gloves when he kicked people forget Jay Feely had that tweet he had two tweets one was the classic holding a gun to his daughter's date.

Speaker 2 He was the original gun girl. Yeah,

Speaker 2 he is the gun girl. We should call him Jay Feely the gun girl.
And then when he responded to someone saying, I don't play video games, I play real life.

Speaker 4 That's a good one. That's very good for you.

Speaker 2 Jay Feely. And you wore fucking gloves as a kicker at PFT.

Speaker 8 I feel like CBS should have just made the sacrifice and sent him one of the A or B or C team

Speaker 2 sit in a studio. Like keep Nan Romo in Dallas and have them sit together on a fucking Zoom call so we don't have to listen to Jay Feely.
Like, no offense, but Jay Feely, you're a fucking kicker, dude.

Speaker 4 Josh Norman gets stiff-armed through the crust of the earth, and Tony Romo is like, I think it's just a cramp.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. No, actually, that was a good tackle by Josh Norman.
Yeah, great job.

Speaker 4 Yeah. I was thinking with, you know, Tuesday night football, it's weird.
I like it, but it's bonus football.

Speaker 4 If a weekend of NFL action is like going to a really fancy wedding, you know, you've got your cocktail hour on Thursday night.

Speaker 2 night you've got your bread on saturday night sometimes yep you've got your main courses on sunday yep then the like champagne toast on monday this is like the pizza that you pick up on the way home because the food was really good but the portions were too small almost picked yes i like that where we're uh or or they you know they order uh mcdonald's for everyone yes as the lights come on yeah and so you can you know your your date has her flip-flops in her hands and a and a double bacon cheese in the other hand.

Speaker 4 Everybody's standing outside holding the sparklers. You're over a house and quarter pounder with cheeses.

Speaker 2 You're putting chicken nuggets into your pockets. Yes, exactly.
That is Tuesday night football.

Speaker 4 It would be kind of nice if the NFL did a surprise game. Just didn't tell us at all.
Maybe like a Friday afternoon game, and it's like a Beyoncé album drop. Yeah.
They don't need to advertise it.

Speaker 4 So if the NFL told you at high noon on Friday, guess what? We've got the Cardinals and the Rams tonight playing tonight. Everybody rushes their TV.
Yes.

Speaker 2 Yes. I also, I'm not trying to neg the bills here, but shooters shoot, and the best way to get back on track is to get back on the field, maybe play Thursday night football against the Chiefs.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Why not? Why not? Why not?

Speaker 2 No, but so the Bills get their first loss. The Titans continue to be 4-0.

Speaker 2 And my apologies to the boys, busting with the boys, Taylor Luan and Will Compton, who we love. I doubted them, but some may say my doubt is what fueled them.
So you're welcome.

Speaker 2 And Mike Fraybook, who we love as well. And we know he would have kicked a field goal for us if he needed to.

Speaker 4 Yeah, he knew.

Speaker 2 He would have done that. All right.
Monday night football. Justin Airbert

Speaker 2 played well. The Chargers, someone said it on Twitter, and it's so fucking true that the Chargers are the Seahawks.
They just lose at the end.

Speaker 4 Well,

Speaker 4 I said on Twitter that they're the Seahawks with a landlord. Yeah.
So they are the JV low-rent version of what the Seahawks are. They play weird games.
They're always in it till the end.

Speaker 4 But they, yeah, they're just always on the losing end of those really weird, strange fourth quarters.

Speaker 2 They invent ways to lose. And

Speaker 2 Mike Williams and the Chargers and Justin A. Bear, which I think I'm going to now call him that just because I think he ⁇ I like him more that way.

Speaker 4 Well, yeah, I think I mispronounced his name like seven times.

Speaker 2 It's Herbert, but it's Aber.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's Abear.

Speaker 2 Played well. And then Drew Brees.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 I'm sticking with my Drew Brees is washed. He had that throw where the guy was wide open.
Credit to him.

Speaker 2 Won the game. So here's what I'm going to do.

Speaker 2 When I say Drew Brees is washed, he can still be an average quarterback. I'm not saying that he's like terrible, terrible, terrible.

Speaker 2 What I'm saying is they have a Super Bowl roster, and Drew Brees is probably going to be the thing that holds them back when they get in a playoff game against a pass rush, and

Speaker 2 everything isn't as easy, and Drew Brees can't throw it downfield.

Speaker 4 I would say that, and also their defense. I saw Ryan Clark.

Speaker 2 They've got some injuries, they got to get some.

Speaker 4 Ryan Clark made the analogy to the Broncos from 2015, where they had Peyton Manning, who essentially had like one leg and then half of an arm, and then a wife really jacked up on steroids.

Speaker 4 And then they somehow got to the Super Bowl because they had that awesome defense.

Speaker 2 Incredible defense.

Speaker 4 The Saints don't have an incredible defense. They have like an above-average defense when everybody's healthy.
Yeah. They don't have the dome.
They don't have the noise.

Speaker 4 But I think that Drew Brees is better right now than Peyton Manning was in that 2016

Speaker 2 season.

Speaker 4 Agreed. It's just very funny watching Drew Brees trying to throw screen passes like he used to throw those deep balls.

Speaker 4 He has to cock back now for a three-yard pass to Alvin Kamara.

Speaker 2 Right, right. Yeah, he really has to put everything into it.
And again, when I say washed, it's relative because Drew Brees is a Hall of Famer.

Speaker 2 So he's not a Hall of Fame, like, he's not playing at the level of a Hall of Famer anymore. It's not washed like Drew Brees is terrible and the worst ever.

Speaker 2 He has a level that he played at his entire career. He's no longer at that level.
So what I'm going to do is

Speaker 2 if the New Orleans Saints get to the Super Bowl, I will will tattoo the final number of Drew Brees touchdowns for his career somewhere in my arm. Okay.
There it is.

Speaker 7 Well, you can't do it right now. No, I know.

Speaker 2 He'll probably play it five more.

Speaker 2 But I will do it. He might retire after this show.

Speaker 4 And then his daughter's initials.

Speaker 2 If he gets to the Super Bowl, he'll earn some credit, too.

Speaker 2 So he will get that.

Speaker 4 I hope it's not 666.

Speaker 2 That would happen. Imagine if that happened.

Speaker 4 What if it was 420? That'd be sweet.

Speaker 2 I think he's at like 555 or something. So I'm going to do it.

Speaker 4 What if it was 58,005? and then when you looked at it upside down, you got a boner because it's so you want me to do yards?

Speaker 7 Yards, yeah.

Speaker 4 That'd be good too. Okay.

Speaker 2 556. 556? Yeah.
So do yards or TDs?

Speaker 6 Yards would probably be five digits.

Speaker 2 Yeah, no, of course. Yeah.

Speaker 4 Also, scoregami, 42, 16.

Speaker 2 Wow.

Speaker 2 How has that never happened? That seems like it definitely should have happened.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 So that's going to be it. I will, I'll do that.
Okay. Yeah.
I don't think they're going to get to the Super Bowl.

Speaker 4 I don't think so either. Right.

Speaker 2 So when you come at me on Twitter, just know that I don't think they're going to get to the Super Bowl.

Speaker 4 Now, what happens if Jameis takes over

Speaker 4 and then they get to the Super Bowl with Jameis, win the Super Bowl with Jameis?

Speaker 4 It doesn't count. You got to get an eye chart tattooed on your arm.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it doesn't count. If Jameis wins it, no, if Jameis wins the Super Bowl, I'll get Jameis' face tattooed on my arm.
Okay. Fair.
Right? Yeah. And if Taysom Hill wins the Super Bowl, nothing.

Speaker 4 Taysom Hill, he was very funny when he got in the game last night because he was put in in passing situations sometimes. It would be like third and eight.

Speaker 4 And you know the entire time that Taysom is not under any circumstances going to throw the ball.

Speaker 4 He's going to take it, look at one guy, and then run directly in the straightest line possible and get that first down.

Speaker 4 I just, I love the back and forth because you know that it's gotten to the point where he was a change-of-pace guy.

Speaker 4 Now they're putting him in in situations where you would absolutely rather have a passer in the game to get a first down, and he's running for first downs.

Speaker 2 So that should tell you, like, if you are sitting here and saying Drew Brees is still the same or is not taking a step back, just notice how much Sean Payton is now using Taysom Hill.

Speaker 2 It feels like it's just increasing, increasing, increasing. I think that's smart because, again, the Saints roster, like, overall, is a Super Bowl caliber roster.

Speaker 2 I just don't think that Drew Brees is good enough to get them to a Super Bowl. I agree.
So, all right, that's Saints Chargers. And then Levon Bell.

Speaker 4 Can we respect Justin Hebert or Abert, as you call him, Justin Herbert? He is,

Speaker 4 I don't want to take full credit for it. He passed my eyeball test right off the bat.

Speaker 4 Big Cat was an early hater of his, but I think

Speaker 4 Big Cat's seeing the light right now.

Speaker 2 Rose Bowl.

Speaker 4 He is. My only concern is

Speaker 4 he might be becoming too humble now because he's taking some humbling losses, some losses where he thought that he might pull out with a win, where he's learning how hard this league is, but he's learning it in a very difficult way.

Speaker 4 I don't want him to become too humble. He was the exact right amount of humble, moxie,

Speaker 4 poised, professional. He was a pros pro.

Speaker 4 He was a precocious rookie.

Speaker 4 I like the Justin Herbert that I saw in the first few games. I don't want him to lose that edge.

Speaker 2 I think he needs to. I think the Chargers need to sacrifice.
They need to get a Phillip Rivers voodoo doll or something because these are Phillip Rivers' losses.

Speaker 2 Doinking one, being up 20-3.

Speaker 2 Phillip Rivers still is on the Chargers.

Speaker 4 Instead of the Brazilian soccer coach, where they say no sex for a month, sex with condoms only for a month to get all the Phillip Rivers out of your system as a franchise.

Speaker 2 His soul haunts that franchise right now because these losses are hilarious. All right, so the other news was L'Avion Bell got cut.

Speaker 2 The Jets. Now, what I don't understand is how Adam Gace is still the coach.
And this is weirdly. I think he's going to get fired, obviously.

Speaker 4 Which makes it really strange that they would cut Le'Veon. They made a choice today between Le'Veon Bell and Adam Gace.

Speaker 7 Well, and they chose Gace.

Speaker 2 Sort of, because remember, Joe Douglas didn't choose either of them. Right.
Which is the most Jets thing ever, that your GM didn't choose the coach or the running back they paid all that money to.

Speaker 2 So maybe it's maybe it's like giving Adam Gase, maybe after Adam Gace said, I think he was quoted saying, like, I'll try anything. I'll stop calling plays.
I'll stop coming to practice.

Speaker 2 I won't, I'll move out of my office. He'll do anything.
Maybe Joe Douglas is like, hey, we're paying him.

Speaker 2 Let's cut Le'Veon Bell to hopefully get Adam Gase to maybe coach the team for a couple more weeks. Because it seems like Adam Gates is almost taking our advice of just stop coaching.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but that quote was hilarious.

Speaker 4 But you'd rather have that than Adam Gates going hands-on.

Speaker 2 I don't know. They're going to lose anyway.

Speaker 4 He also said he was going to give up play calling duties this week.

Speaker 2 He was giving up everything. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 So he's just showing up. Everything.

Speaker 2 Everything.

Speaker 4 And L'Avion Bell drinking scotch and splendid in the office.

Speaker 2 What an illustrious career with the Jets.

Speaker 4 Who would have ever thought that his time with the Jets, after tweeting out that the Jets don't have enough money to pay him to go to New York and play there?

Speaker 4 Who would have ever thought that would not have worked out? So there was some confusion afterwards whether or not he was going to hit waivers or whether he would be a free agent.

Speaker 4 I think we figured out that he would be a free agent.

Speaker 4 Although it would have been funny if the Jets had cut him, and then since the Jets would have been first in line with waivers, they reclaimed him just to teach him a lesson.

Speaker 4 I think I'm probably dead wrong about this, but I think what happens is he might go to waivers, but no one's going to pick up that claim because his contract is ludicrous.

Speaker 4 Or he might just become a total free agent and be free to sign wherever he wants to.

Speaker 4 In which case, I think we we can all agree he's probably going to go to the Patriots because that's what always happens.

Speaker 2 But we all want him to go to the Steelers because that would be hilarious. Yes.
Go to the Steelers. And I'd be happy with him coming to the Bears and Matt Nagy not giving him any carries.

Speaker 2 That would be fun, too.

Speaker 4 Where else could he go? He could go to,

Speaker 4 if you're a free agent running back who has his eyes set on a rap career.

Speaker 2 By the way,

Speaker 2 we didn't even mention. The Rams.
The Rams would be good.

Speaker 2 We'd even mention the fact that the Jets cut him like almost in a we're proving a point but the point is totally lost because that is the nicest thing you can do to someone is cut them from the Jets and let them be free we'll show you yeah you don't have to play for this own five dumpster fire yeah you don't have to take handoffs from Joe Flacco and Sam Darnold this also means Frank Gore will probably get a thousand yards this year Well,

Speaker 4 he's on the Jets.

Speaker 7 Yes, you're goddamn right he was.

Speaker 4 And his next contract will probably be bigger than L'Avion Bells. Yes.

Speaker 2 All right, other teams, I'm trying to think.

Speaker 4 Vikings, depending on Dalvin Cook's injury.

Speaker 2 Depending on Dalvin Cook, that.

Speaker 4 I hope he announces it in a mixtape again. I hope he puts out like a full album and you have to listen to like the last lyric on every single track to piece together where he's going to go next.

Speaker 2 I have one that's spicy.

Speaker 4 That was the best, by the way, when like Pete Prisco was staying up till midnight listening to L'Avion Bell's mixtape, trying to figure out via his rap songs where he was going to go next.

Speaker 2 Right, right. I have one that's spicy.

Speaker 2 do we know the status of Nick Chubb's injury oh no I don't know what's supposed to be four to six weeks the Browns being like hey we're just gonna have all the running backs and just run it every single play I actually wouldn't hate that Le'Veon Bell Beckham on the same team Le'Veon Jarvis Beckham Kareem Hunt dream team

Speaker 2 Absolute dream team or the Bucks.

Speaker 4 What about the Bucks?

Speaker 2 Yeah, although Rojo is pretty good and they have Leonard Fournette too.

Speaker 4 Bruce Arians used to coach him, right?

Speaker 2 Yeah, at a time, I believe.

Speaker 4 Yeah, so they've got Shady McCoy.

Speaker 4 Spoiler alert, Shady, they'd probably cut you, and then Bell would come in there.

Speaker 2 That's my computer somehow is making noise. I don't know where.

Speaker 4 The Texans could pick him up and just play him at wide receiver.

Speaker 2 Yes, they need someone.

Speaker 2 Or the Eagles. Yeah.
Or maybe the Giants, because they don't have a running back.

Speaker 4 That'd be nice.

Speaker 2 That would be funny. Just move across the street or across the locker room.
So that's that. What else we got? Oh, the Braves are the best team of all all time.
We should at least mention the Braves.

Speaker 2 I love just tweeting the Tiger Woods Braves hat meme because that's Braves Twitter.

Speaker 2 They tweet it.

Speaker 2 We were talking about the most aggro fan bases.

Speaker 2 There's something also about fan bases on Twitter that are really good collectively, like they all get behind something and they make themselves bigger than they are. And that's the Braves Twitter.

Speaker 2 Like Braves Twitter, if you've ever gotten tangled up with them, I remember the Braves played the Cubs in a random series in the middle of the summer, like two years ago, and all my mentions were just Tiger Woods, Braves hat.

Speaker 2 And I was like, you know what? Tip of the cap, because there's probably only about seven of you here, but you make yourself seem like they're 700.

Speaker 4 Do you think Tiger Woods remembers that picture?

Speaker 2 I think it's Photoshopped.

Speaker 4 That's even better.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I think it makes it. It's actually all nude except for the

Speaker 2 Braves hat. I don't know.
Maybe it's not.

Speaker 2 That specific one looks very Photoshopped. I don't know.
There is, I think, an old one of him wearing a Braves jersey, though, and

Speaker 2 looking like he's about to bat. Yeah, that one definitely is photos.

Speaker 4 I guess if he was growing up in Florida, there were no Marlins at the time. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Someone dug up a real photo of Tiger Woods. So, yeah, that one's very 100% photoshopped, but there is a real photo of Tiger Woods in a Braves uniform.
And that also might be Photoshopped.

Speaker 2 You can never know.

Speaker 2 So, and then the Rays, Astros, who cares? Well, we're rooting for the Astros.

Speaker 4 I want Astros Dodgers in the World Series.

Speaker 2 I'm just.

Speaker 2 We were talking about it before, but the Rays somehow have collected every single

Speaker 2 6-4

Speaker 2 skinny white dude for their pitching rotation, and they all throw gas. And then they bring in a closer that's like a little chunky boy, and it's awesome.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I think

Speaker 4 in their minor league system, they don't bother teaching you the intricacies of pitching. They don't bother conditioning arms to last for a while.
They're like, we're the Rays.

Speaker 4 The only way that we win is to have lightning in a bottle. So we just want people to go out there and be able to throw 97 miles an hour for a season.
Doesn't matter what happens.

Speaker 2 We'll figure it all out later.

Speaker 2 All right, let's get to, let's do our hot seat cool throne. You want to do hot seat cool throne? Let's do some hot seat cool throne.

Speaker 4 Hot seat. Oh, we called it, by the way, Raheem Morris, head coach, interim head coach.

Speaker 2 And the guy we were talking about, defensive coordinator.

Speaker 4 Wolbrick. And so they were starting to release who they're going to be looking at.
I don't know if these are inside reports or not.

Speaker 4 They said Byron Lefwich, which is the obvious first-round pick that fits the culture in Atlanta.

Speaker 4 And then Josh McDaniels is another big one that they're looking at, which if you're a Falcons fan, do you even want

Speaker 4 a living, breathing reminder of the 28-3 Super Bowl on the sidelines for the entire season?

Speaker 2 I mean, you would definitely want Kyle Shannon if he'd come back.

Speaker 2 Would you? Yeah. If you're a Falcons fan? Yeah.

Speaker 2 He made Matt Ryan an MVP.

Speaker 4 But still.

Speaker 2 Yes, absolutely. Offer Arthur Blank, offer him everything.
Be like, come right the wrong.

Speaker 4 Make a trade.

Speaker 2 Yeah, make a trade. You have a lot of first-round picks.
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Speaker 2 Good job, Billy.

Speaker 2 Billy can read.

Speaker 2 Billy can read. Tune in, by the way, Billy.

Speaker 2 Billy, what are you going to do?

Speaker 2 Billy's.

Speaker 2 Snap. Yeah, snaps.
Good snaps. Billy's about to.
We're about to get to cubes.

Speaker 8 This might be Billy's last episode.

Speaker 2 Why? Oh, yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 Mark Cuban might hire him. He did such a good job

Speaker 2 with his pitch to Mark Cuban if today was opposite day.

Speaker 2 All right, Hank.

Speaker 2 Hank, go ahead. Sorry of aspirations.

Speaker 8 My hot seat is PFT's hair.

Speaker 8 PFT's luscious locks. Pretty much, you know.

Speaker 8 It's everything to him.

Speaker 8 He's dressing up like one of the dude purple guys this week because he lost a bet.

Speaker 4 Put a name on it. Show some respect.

Speaker 8 Purple poser. Pinky, whatever.

Speaker 2 Purple poser. Purple poser.
Purple poser.

Speaker 8 Purple poser.

Speaker 4 I love Hank pretending that he didn't know the purple hoser. Yeah, dude.

Speaker 2 We watched the doc. I've seen your search.
No, I turned it off, remember?

Speaker 2 Because it was step emotional on that.

Speaker 8 Yeah, it was very emotional. And we tweeted a video.
And Dude Perfect, the accountant, replied and said, if you were really committed to the purple hoser, you'd shave your head. Dot, dot, dot.

Speaker 8 To which PFT replied, I will shave my head if you do a video with henies where you all catch an adult live fish out of a wild river with your bare hands hank must also accompany you on the trip and share a king size hotel bed with the twins which like we've already established you know you guys for some reason despite all the evidence uh presented otherwise no evidence don't believe that i can catch a bear fish with my hands it'd be so easy and now pft just like you can't even when i do

Speaker 4 the emergency room

Speaker 8 has to shave his head yeah well i'm very confident that number one uh you won't be able to catch the only thing this depends on is do perfect saying yes because if they say yes me I'll call Jeff Fisher We'll get on a plane to Alaska and I will catch a fish and then leave and probably like the same day I also suspect that the twins have night terrors so you spending a night sandwich between them

Speaker 4 Hank you would get out of that bed You know what it just became a queen-size bed little footies downsizing I've slept I mean I've been in the same whole time I will do that though

Speaker 2 I will do that I will uh you're gonna shave that hair because of do perfect I'll craze my hair

Speaker 2 but they have to do all all of those things.

Speaker 4 All those things. These are my conditions.

Speaker 2 Catching a fish out of water is a fish. No, no, no, no.
That is.

Speaker 2 You have to sleep in a bed with the twins for two nights.

Speaker 4 Guys love twins.

Speaker 2 One night. No.
You got to get there. You got to get up.
We're not going to sleep there again. We're going to Alaska.

Speaker 2 And Paris.

Speaker 8 It will literally be on the next flight because it'll be that easy to catch the fish. Okay.
So there's a river at the airport.

Speaker 4 Why'd you say Paris?

Speaker 2 What'd you say Paris for, Billy?

Speaker 9 No reasons.

Speaker 6 Okay, I thought Paris was in Alaska.

Speaker 4 Billy's got frogs on the mind ever since he fingered one to death.

Speaker 2 Eiffel Tower.

Speaker 2 Oh, gotcha. Gotcha.
That's cute, Billy.

Speaker 6 Why can't you just let me be quick and not make it?

Speaker 2 Well, no, because we didn't get it. There's so many

Speaker 2 jokes. You're so good.
You literally got it. We would have figured that out eventually.

Speaker 8 You're on another level than us.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I would do that. I would absolutely shave my hair if it meant that we would get that piece of content out of it and mostly that you would have to spend the night with the twins.

Speaker 4 And I'd also like for you and the twins to do like a hotel room video of a trick shot in the video with their semen and

Speaker 4 any orifice of your choice. They also have to fight each other.

Speaker 8 No, I mean, the PFT laid down his rules. By the way, if dude perfect's down, I'm down.

Speaker 2 We said the Brazil are never going to lose, and now it's 8-7 in the bottom of the ninth. Yikes.

Speaker 8 Okay. My cool throne is scootering.

Speaker 2 Yep.

Speaker 8 This dude, Taylor DeJon, I don't know how you properly pronounce his name.

Speaker 8 He is putting out these videos that are going viral all over the place.

Speaker 2 This is the guy I retweeted and I said that I would break every bone in my body. Yes.
Yeah.

Speaker 8 His videos, you know, everyone had a razor scooter growing up. You probably stopped using it when you were like 12 because you just figured out how to use a bike.

Speaker 8 This dude never stopped and is like the greatest razor scooter of all time. Does the craziest videos I've ever seen?

Speaker 2 They're insane.

Speaker 8 And now it's like the, you know, he's like the new, he's like the new, whatever, mad face 420 dog, whatever that guy. You know, that guy was last week with Fleetwood Mac.

Speaker 8 This scooter guy, Taylor DeJohn, is this week.

Speaker 2 No, he's the Mad Face 420 guy is still around because he did the Lakers celebration.

Speaker 4 Yeah, he is Lakers Dan. Mm-hmm.

Speaker 8 Yeah, but like it's, you know, now that he's getting ads, it's like it's kind of he's entered that second dimension of like

Speaker 8 the same where it's like, all right, we get it, dude.

Speaker 2 How is he not, how has no one canceled him?

Speaker 2 Like, when is the days that we've done, you know, where the guy shows up to the hollow, you know, the Oscars, and they're like, well, that guy's actually mad. Ken Bone.
Oh, he looks at Pregnant Porn.

Speaker 2 Like,

Speaker 2 is the internet lost?

Speaker 4 Okay, my place,

Speaker 4 I think that he is probably a plant.

Speaker 2 I think that this is a marketing stunt.

Speaker 2 Stevie Nicks did have a new song coming up.

Speaker 4 Yeah, it's a combo stunt done by Fleetwood Mac and

Speaker 4 Cranberry Juice, Big Cranberry. And the fact that he has not been canceled, that tells me the tattoo on the side of his face.
Probably not real.

Speaker 4 He's probably an actor. He was probably casted for that.

Speaker 2 I don't want him to get canceled, but it feels like we've never had a genuinely wholesome story on the internet in like a decade. Yeah.

Speaker 4 I mean, if it was any of us in this room, and we got on there, somebody would find something to cancel us.

Speaker 2 Exactly.

Speaker 2 But yeah, he's a little too years ago today

Speaker 2 well actually not this was the day we announced pbt which was also probably the day that it was like a week we got a week yeah we got a week of fun it was a life-changing moment not in the way that i thought it would be at the time but uh it actually turned out better yeah i think people i think we just say that no i don't really i don't want to work for esp yeah but i would for a hundred million dollars if we had been working there for like two years like it would have been lit it taught me a very good lesson though that if like it would have been a very successful show, if people aren't like behind you right away, they're never going to fully be behind you.

Speaker 2 Remember how hard we had to work to try to get it done? We should have been like, a light bulb should have gone off and been like, we've been negotiating this for nine months.

Speaker 2 Maybe it's not the right move. Yeah.

Speaker 4 Yeah. Like asking somebody to marry you six times for the same race.

Speaker 2 Like a really good lesson. It worked for Harbaugh.
Yeah. That's true.
It did work for Harbaugh. Yes.
And he has like 10 kids. So good point.
All right, PFT.

Speaker 4 My hot seat is Florida football. So just a couple days ago, Dan Mullins was saying we need to have the swamp crowded with people.

Speaker 4 We need to have a big crowd because they saw what a big crowd can do at their last game.

Speaker 4 And a couple days later, they've actually suspended all team activities because I guess they have a coronavirus outbreak there. Only logical conclusion is that Dan Mullins' wife is a super spreader.

Speaker 4 Yep. And if you kiss one player on the team, next thing you know, the entire roster has coronavirus.
That's what I'm thinking happened.

Speaker 4 But yeah,

Speaker 4 that's a tough position for the Florida Gators to be in. And I don't know how the SEC is going to handle flexible scheduling.
I don't know what the fans are going to say.

Speaker 4 It's going to be a weird position for them because we don't know how long they're going to be done with playing, when they're going to be cleared to resume team activities.

Speaker 4 This is the first real test case that we've seen in major college football of how they're going to handle this. But it's not great for the Gators.

Speaker 2 Before

Speaker 2 preseason, there was LSU already had it. Right.

Speaker 2 By the way, Danny Boycain, who is back on Twitter, who is going to be off Twitter, announced at the end of the Miami regular season, he already announced his retirement two months prior.

Speaker 4 Again. Again.

Speaker 4 Like David Ortiz.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he got duped by someone saying Dan Molten's wife was a super spreader.

Speaker 2 Oh, really? Yeah. That was bad.
Wow. That's okay.

Speaker 4 You know, it's probably Jim McElwain. I think that we're letting we should let bats off the hot seat.
The guy that fucked the shark is probably patient zero on this one. Yes.

Speaker 4 Super spreader would be a great term for an offense, by the way. Like, counter Mike Leach? Yes.
He got the super spreader.

Speaker 2 Stansbury's going to do that.

Speaker 4 We've got the super spreader offense.

Speaker 2 Lincoln Riley's working on the super spreader.

Speaker 4 My cool throne is Brazil. So Brazil, they played in.

Speaker 2 This is the asses.

Speaker 4 Well, and it's Amazon Day, but they played against Peru in a World Cup qualifier today.

Speaker 4 They were tied going into the 83rd minute at two apiece, and then they got two mysterious fake penalty calls where they got to bury two of them. Neymar did his thing.
Love it. Where he flops around.

Speaker 4 They ended up winning 4-2. It would have been Peru's first win because they were winning for a while.

Speaker 4 I think Peru's first win against Brazil in a qualifying match in like 50 years or something like that.

Speaker 2 Speaking of which, have we ever, do we have an update on Neymar's mom's boyfriend? That's one of the weirdest stories that happened in the last year. Do you guys not remember that story?

Speaker 2 His mom started dating

Speaker 2 what I think is a gay guy who is obsessed with Neymar. Yep.
Like

Speaker 2 Neymar's fanboy, super fan.

Speaker 4 They have a lot in common.

Speaker 2 But the mom is dating him, and he's just doing it to get close to Neymar. Do we have, do we know? Jake, look that up.

Speaker 6 The last oracle I saw.

Speaker 2 Oh, he is. Hold on.
Yeah, go ahead. Look it up.
Look it up. June 3rd.

Speaker 4 I don't know if you guys discussed it before or afterwards.

Speaker 2 Here we go. What's this?

Speaker 2 Pete, wait, hold on. So it's Will Compton and Tara Luan.

Speaker 2 Wait, guys, wait. First of all, hold on a second.
Six feet apart. Get six feet apart.

Speaker 2 Get six feet apart. There we go.
And then people are saying that I motivated you guys to play well.

Speaker 2 Hey, Dan, listen. That's a plan for us not to agree with anything.

Speaker 2 I know you want that. Hey, what do we got? Big Cat motivated the boys to play well.
Yes.

Speaker 2 Yes.

Speaker 2 We just finished taping the beginning of the show, and it was effusive praise for the boys and for the Titans. You guys played awesome.
Did you apologize? I apologize.

Speaker 4 You covered the spread, too, which was nice. First time this season you've done that.

Speaker 2 We will shout out busting with the boys right now. Yeah, I love it.
PFT, have our backs.

Speaker 4 Hey, well, quick question for you guys: what high school do you all uh plan on on celebrating this win at?

Speaker 2 What high school are you going to celebrate this win at? The high school we're going to celebrate this win at.

Speaker 2 Hey, uh, Dan, celebrate.

Speaker 2 We got a game in what, four days? Five days? Hey, Dan. Yeah.
Check your phone. Check your phone the video I just sent you.
Okay. All right.
I will. Good job.
Congrats.

Speaker 2 And also, thanks for getting the over at the end.

Speaker 2 Don't stop betting against the boys, Big Cat. We need you on the battle.
You guys are one and three against the spread. Shut up.
I can't help but keep the spread.

Speaker 2 Do the picnic, but I don't know all the gambling. Do the picnic.
Okay, all right. Good job.
Congrats. But I love the background of the bus, too, in the green, the green room.
Yes, yes, yes. All right.

Speaker 2 Have a good one. Congrats.

Speaker 2 I knew I was going to get that. Damn.
All right. I doubted the boys.

Speaker 4 Listen, the boys, right now they're number 31 in our power rankings. They moved up from 32.
We stand in solidarity with Doug Farrar.

Speaker 4 He had them dead last because of their ability to contain the virus. So now they're above the Jets.
That's it. Yes.

Speaker 2 Yes.

Speaker 4 They're above the Jets. Respect the boys.

Speaker 8 Respect the boys. Also, a very, I think I'm going to start watching the boys TV show because I see so many people on Twitter talk about it.

Speaker 2 So the boys are even more in the corner of the show. Oh, the boys.
Got it. Got it.
Got it. Yeah, yeah.
But do subscribe to Busting with the Boys.

Speaker 2 They are our friends and they work for Barstool, and we love them. And we love Rabel.
We love Rabel. Do you have a cool thing? You had your cool throne.

Speaker 4 Yeah, no, my cool throne is

Speaker 4 tight pants. Walker Bueller wearing some tight white pants, tighty whiteys on the mound.
Went out there, and I guess a lot of people were talking about it.

Speaker 4 I'm always confused why baseball players wear pants in general. Why is that not a short sport?

Speaker 2 White Sox did one game. Remember, they wore the softball shorts.

Speaker 4 They should do more of that. There's absolutely no reason to be wearing pants out there if you're a baseball player.
My other cool throne is just retro stuff. Just stuff being retro.

Speaker 4 Apple did their big thing today. I don't know what they even call it.
Is it like AppleCon?

Speaker 8 Is it? JobsCon.

Speaker 2 JobsCon.

Speaker 4 And they showed off their new phone.

Speaker 2 Also in Brazil.

Speaker 2 Also in Brazil, yeah.

Speaker 4 And one of their phones is just a retro phone. It's just like a 2009 model iPhone that you can now buy to pretend like it's an old iPhone, but with current updates on it.

Speaker 4 So, yeah, it's probably going to have like an even older YouTube album that's already uploaded to it.

Speaker 2 I think there's actually

Speaker 2 like there's a new market for phones that are being sold that can't get on the internet. Ooh.

Speaker 2 Like the internet is so addicting, people are now have phones where it's just you can't do any apps, you can't do anything, it's just a good old-fashioned phone.

Speaker 4 It's like Nicorette gum of phones.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's like you get a Nokia, maybe put a little snake, and that's it.

Speaker 4 I like that, actually. No email, no.

Speaker 2 No fan of that.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I like it too. So, yeah, retro is back.
Retro clothes are back, too. Always.
Retro, yeah, that's probably about the limit of it. I don't think you'll see many

Speaker 4 other technology companies.

Speaker 4 No plane companies. Boeing's not going to be introducing, like, a retro.
That would be cool. A retro spaceship.

Speaker 4 Hank, don't say it.

Speaker 8 Don't say it, Hank. Someone, I gotta, I have to.
I mean, I wasn't going to, but you just brought it up. I, uh,

Speaker 8 I found the tweet from when we announced BBT, and I tweeted it, and it was like, the

Speaker 8 Barcelona talk era is here, and someone said that era crashed faster than the Challenger.

Speaker 2 Oh.

Speaker 2 Damn.

Speaker 2 Frabel, by the way, gave a game ball to everyone in the organization.

Speaker 4 I like that.

Speaker 2 That's the ultimate football cap.

Speaker 2 Whoa.

Speaker 4 That's actually true.

Speaker 4 Like, you probably shouldn't be handing stuff out to everybody, right?

Speaker 2 Like, have you learned nothing, Coach Frabel?

Speaker 2 All right, my hot seat is us.

Speaker 2 We got a lot of shit on,

Speaker 2 by the way, it was two finers NFL game of the year tonight. That's totally random that he said that after.

Speaker 2 So we're on the hot seat. We had some people who were not so happy that we just ignored the NBA Finals on Sunday night, even though we told everyone we were going to do that.

Speaker 2 But a lot of people are saying we hate LeBron. So

Speaker 2 I made a list of things that I think LeBron does well or compliments of LeBron. I'm going to read them off real quick.

Speaker 4 He avoids game seven.

Speaker 8 His daughter hates him so much she moved out already.

Speaker 2 There it is. He's tall.
He's in good shape. He makes over half his free throws.
He can dunk. That's cool.
Everyone knows that's cool. For a guy that's balding, it's actually gone pretty slow.

Speaker 2 Like, wouldn't you say, like, LeBron started balding like eight years ago?

Speaker 4 Yeah, it's been a while. He's hanging on to it.

Speaker 2 He's a functional alcoholic. So that's good that he can still do his job.
His son is good at basketball. That's cool.

Speaker 2 He can live through his son. He can live vicariously through his son.
Everything that he never attained, he can hope that Bronze

Speaker 4 Jr. never loses a championship.
Yeah, in the finals.

Speaker 2 He's independently wealthy. Yep.

Speaker 2 He's a Browns fan, and the Browns are good this year.

Speaker 4 He's also a Yankees fan. He's also a Yankees fan.

Speaker 2 Not as good. He's a Cowboys.
Yeah,

Speaker 2 he's an Olympic gold medalist.

Speaker 2 And he's the second best player to be born in Akron, Ohio.

Speaker 4 Behind Steph Curry.

Speaker 2 Correct. So that's our compliments of LeBron.
All the people who say that we hate, show me something on that list that is hating.

Speaker 4 I do like his tweets this week, though, after he's won the championship. Like, every now and again, he'll tweet out, like, it just just hit me.
I'm a world champion. Man, right now, I just realized

Speaker 2 life is good. He's just cheesing.

Speaker 4 So, yeah, I'll give credit to LeBron. He did not lose the NBA championship this year.

Speaker 4 Congratulations on LeBron for not losing.

Speaker 2 Credit to LeBron. He did a good job while Dragic and Bam were hurt.
But that, you know what? Cut that part because that was kind of backhanded.

Speaker 2 We're compliments of LeBron podcast now, just for this episode. Hank, say something nice about LeBron for

Speaker 2 He can dribble through his legs.

Speaker 8 All the pictures and videos, I'm happy that Rayjon Rondo is getting his praise and that,

Speaker 8 like, that's something

Speaker 2 kind of good for LeBron. Try again.
Good for LeBron

Speaker 8 for winning the championship.

Speaker 2 He got this. Try it again.

Speaker 8 So he could get Rayjon Rondo the praise he deserves.

Speaker 7 Try it again.

Speaker 2 That's it. He's a good teammate.

Speaker 8 It was nice of him. He's the GM.
He traded away all their young talent. I guess it was the right move or whatever.

Speaker 2 But he also brought in Rondo.

Speaker 8 So he's a good, he's a good, he's a good GM. I'll say that.
He brought in Rage on Rondo. That was a good move by him.
Yep.

Speaker 4 He's also very loyal to his scapegoats. So bringing J.R.

Speaker 4 Smith in, the guy that, you know, the meme where he's, you know, flipping out on him in game one a while ago, it just, it goes to show you that he understands the value of having somebody around that you can blame if you screw up.

Speaker 2 Right, right, right. It's smart to do that.

Speaker 4 Very smart guy. It's very true.

Speaker 2 And then my cooldown is Clayton Kershaw because he had a back spasm, so he can't lose in the playoffs when his back goes out.

Speaker 4 Good job by him. Wait, how long is he out for?

Speaker 2 Just got scratched on today's start. Okay.
So he might be.

Speaker 4 Walker Bueller blew that back out with those tight pants.

Speaker 2 Yeah, exactly. Can't handle looking at that.
Billy, would you like to go quickly?

Speaker 6 Hot seat Tony Dungy for saying that it was a blessing in disguise for Dak Prescott to get hurt.

Speaker 2 Second hot seat. Wait, what was it?

Speaker 6 What did he say? Tony Dungy got blasted for saying it was a blessing in disguise that Dak Prescott got hurt.

Speaker 2 What? Which is crane

Speaker 6 for the Dallas Cowboys.

Speaker 2 Oh, okay.

Speaker 6 And then Doc Anto got arrested, so also hot seat. And my cool throne is Cranberry Juice because after the departed, I thought cranberry juice was like for girls.

Speaker 6 And then it got brought back with the TikTok with the Fleetwood Mac guy.

Speaker 2 Yep. There you go.
Yep.

Speaker 4 I like Tony Dungy's name getting brought up. I feel like it's been a while since a player has had to rehabilitate their image by just like accepting a meeting with Tony Dungy.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 Because he used to be the one that you would go to.

Speaker 4 If he fucked up at all, you just like sit down with Tony and you do an interview with like Tom Rinaldi or somebody like that, and then instantly, boom, you're back.

Speaker 2 He's back.

Speaker 4 You've learned how to move on from your mistakes.

Speaker 2 Who's going to be the first guy to genuinely say that Andy Dalton is just as good as Dak Prescott?

Speaker 6 Tony Dungy.

Speaker 2 Tony Dungy. Yeah, actually, Tony Dungy.

Speaker 4 Probably Stephen A. Skip.

Speaker 2 Well, Stephen A. hates the Cowboys.
Stephen A. Skip.
Albert Breer feels like he might be in the running.

Speaker 2 I wish we could put a bet out to genuinely say it. Like, hey, you know, Andy Dalton, he's just just as good as Dak.

Speaker 4 Dan Orlovsky.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I could see him. Because Andy Dalton is everything Dan Orlovsky wanted to be.
Right. If he had maximized his talents.
I could see that.

Speaker 2 Yeah. I could see that.

Speaker 4 Or he won't say that exactly, but he'll say something along the lines of Andy Dalton, when he's operating at his best, does everything that you need to win an NFL game as good as Dak Prescott, which is a way of saying

Speaker 4 he's as good.

Speaker 2 He's couching it. Yes, yes.
Billy, did you have a cool turn, Billy? Or no, you had a cool turn. Yeah, okay.
Good job. Thanks.
Why are you down? I'm not down. All right, you did a good job.

Speaker 2 What are you going to say, Hank?

Speaker 8 I mean, it's kind of in the same conversation we were just talking about, so I just figured I'd bring it up.

Speaker 8 Maurice Speets, NBA player, he just tweeted this video out. It's a meme, and he wrote just the messenger, dot, dot, dot.
And then the meme is a picture of Kobe and Jordan celebrating.

Speaker 8 And the text on the meme says, back then we used to celebrate three peats. Now, kids are out there celebrating four titles and ten tries and call it greatness.

Speaker 2 Oh, man. I'm just the messenger of most beats being the messenger.

Speaker 4 Jordan never celebrated a title until he three-peated it.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 4 They didn't celebrate single titles back then. That's true.
That was like a regular season for them.

Speaker 2 That's incredible.

Speaker 4 Also, is that implying that Michael Jordan's dead?

Speaker 2 What?

Speaker 4 I thought it was one of those memes where it's like... Kobe and MJ are like in heaven.

Speaker 2 Okay. Come on.
Our sweet prince. Gone too soon.

Speaker 2 All right, let's get...

Speaker 4 I was going to fact check that real quick.

Speaker 2 Let's get to our interview with Mark Cuban. Before we do that.

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Speaker 2 All right, here he is, Mark Cuban.

Speaker 2 Okay, we now welcome on recurring guest, friend of the program. New Shark Tank season 12 is out.
It is Mark Cuban.

Speaker 2 Thank you for joining us, as always.

Speaker 2 Where do you want to start?

Speaker 2 You want to start with the hard questions or the easy ones?

Speaker 10 I'm good. You go.
I'll follow your lead. You guys are the pros.
Okay.

Speaker 2 Okay. Do you think Luca flops too much?

Speaker 10 No.

Speaker 10 No, he just doesn't flop well enough to get the call, but he'll get better. He's only had two years.
He'll get better.

Speaker 2 So going back, I do actually want to talk about the bubble.

Speaker 2 You know, that playoff run that you guys had was incredible because it seems like a team that's on the up and maybe, you know, that series with the Clippers was fantastic.

Speaker 10 do you go away there's no good losses but do you go away from the playoffs this year being like man this is awesome our future couldn't be brighter well i feel a lot better than when we didn't make the playoffs i mean look who knows what would have happened if we had kp the whole time i mean he was killing it and then losing him those games and then to injury was really tough for us but he'll be back stronger than ever and so yeah we've got two cornerstones in kp and luca and from there we've got a lot of good players around him you know a couple pieces you know one one more piece, I think, really gets us to competing for a title.

Speaker 10 It's just a question of whether or not we can get that player.

Speaker 4 Yeah. So, I mean, there is some additional pressure on you now because you know that you have a team that could be good if you make the right move.

Speaker 4 And if you make the wrong move, me and Big Cat are going to crush you for it for the next five years for ruining all this prime.

Speaker 10 I'm used to it. Remember,

Speaker 10 we went, you know, 10 years in a row winning 50 plus games and, you know, making the playoffs every year for 15 years or 16 years.

Speaker 10 so you know we're used to that pressure i like it man because it you know the worst pressure is being on the outside looking in and not knowing how you're going to get there um and so i'll take the pressure of having to perform over being not being in the playoffs every single time yeah but but now there are these expectations that come with it people are going to say like okay you need to put a team around those two cornerstones that you have absolutely how do you go about evaluating like okay this is the right type of person that's going to make them better that'll make us you know that'll take us to a finals and maybe a championship Yeah, you look at the skill sets, obviously, I mean, Luca is going to be able to score.

Speaker 10 He's going to be able to create. He's going to be able to get guys shots.
Luca is the type of player that makes everybody better. And KP's the type of player that's always open, right?

Speaker 10 He's going to have a defensive presence, but you put him outside, you know, on the three-point line. Luca can always get him a shot and KP can always be open, particularly if he's trailing.

Speaker 10 Now, from there, we just, you know, where we got challenged is defending really good wing players.

Speaker 10 You know, the LeBrons, the kawaii the paul georges you know we need to have more depth there to support dorian finney smith you know so we have better defenders that can also score and hit an open three and maybe one more ball um um

Speaker 10 shot creator someone who can create their own shot um to take some of the pressure off of luca um you put you know add one or two of those guys and i don't even think they need to be a superstar just guys who can really play I think we'll be in really good shape.

Speaker 4 That was nice of you to include Paul George in there.

Speaker 2 You know, the all-time greats, Kawhi, LeBron,

Speaker 2 it's time for Paul George.

Speaker 2 Yeah, Paul George is right around time to switch teams again. So you might, you might be, you know, we're not going to tamper, but, you know, that's smart of you.

Speaker 2 Where's the company line with ratings? What are we saying about the ratings?

Speaker 10 Yeah, whatever you want to talk about. I mean, look, you know, the finals weren't as good as we would have liked them to, but you got to look at all the whole TV spectrum, right?

Speaker 10 TV ratings are just down across the board. I mean, when you've got a million choices, it's tough.
And two, you know, our biggest fan base comes from Gen Z and younger millennials.

Speaker 10 They, you know, they're biggest fans of our stars, you know, consume more basketball and NBA than any other sport online. But they don't have cable, right? They don't have satellite.

Speaker 10 And so they couldn't even get ESPN and

Speaker 10 TNT. So that's a real problem for us that we've got to figure out.
You know, and plus there was just so many sports. Look, it's not about making, you know, excuses.

Speaker 10 The reality is this is just a different year. You know, if going forward, we don't rebound, then we can have the conversation, okay, what do we have to do differently?

Speaker 10 But I don't think you can look at the ratings and compare them when, you know, you look at other sports, you know, Stanley Cup was down 61%.

Speaker 10 The Preakness, you know, the Triple Crown, the whole Triple Crown was down huge. And nobody's going to sit here and try to tell me horses are woke, you know, and that's why ratings were down.

Speaker 10 And so, you know, it's, I think it's just an issue that once things get back to their normal time of year, then it'll be fine.

Speaker 4 We pointed this out, though. They've never had a police horse running the Kentucky Derby.
So maybe they are getting a little bit woke.

Speaker 10 What's that?

Speaker 4 They've never had a police horse, a law enforcement horse. You know, the horses that you see going through Central Park.

Speaker 2 They've never been involved.

Speaker 4 So maybe it is a woke issue.

Speaker 2 Listen,

Speaker 2 I agree with you in, I think there's people pick apart ratings all the time and they try to fit whatever narrative. We are creatures of habit.

Speaker 2 So I do agree with you in the fact that, like, I know I love the NBA. I love watching basketball.
But when football's on, I'm watching football. It's hard to compete with it.

Speaker 2 Do you have any regrets about your famous football comment from 2014?

Speaker 10 No, because it changed. You know, because, yeah, I said hogs get fat, pizza fat, hogs get slaughtered, and the NFL is going to have trouble.
I still got about five more years. Yeah.

Speaker 10 I said 10 to 15 years. So five to 10 more years.
But again, look, versus then, 2016 was the peak of traditional cable and satellite. And from there, cord cutting is just blown up, right?

Speaker 10 And not only do people cut the cord, they don't even sign up for cable to get started. And so it's just a completely different media landscape and sports landscape.
So all bets are off.

Speaker 10 We're going to have to compete. And it's not like, you're right.
You know, if you're more NFL over NBA or vice versa, that's where you're going first.

Speaker 10 But literally, our biggest competition is Netflix and Amazon Prime and all the streamers because they've got more subscribers. There's more subscribers on Netflix than there are on ESPN.

Speaker 10 And so we've got to deal with how are we going to get people to watch on the platforms platforms we're on because we're not on the most popular platforms anymore.

Speaker 2 That's a challenge.

Speaker 4 How does that look for you moving forward into the next season? Because I know that some of the dates are still up in the air. Would it even be a possibility?

Speaker 4 I mean, as an owner, from a financial standpoint, you do need ticket money coming at some point to make it a successful business.

Speaker 4 Are you guys, is it a total non-starter right now to say we're going to start the season without fans?

Speaker 10 I don't know, honestly. I mean, we obviously would like to have fans and you're seeing it with football.

Speaker 10 I think, you know, college college basketball might even start before we do or probably will start. So we'll see what happens there.

Speaker 10 And, you know, you're seeing things in arenas that have five, 6,000 people.

Speaker 10 So, you know, if they can do it without people having a problem, I think there's a good chance that we can at least have fans there no matter when we start.

Speaker 10 And, you know, and Adam said, you know, January, February at the earliest. But hopefully, you know, there's a vaccine that people trust and that gets people out of the house.

Speaker 10 Because what I do think is that once we get that that vaccine and people are confident to go out and not stress there's going to be a huge bounce back man the snapback is going to be off the charts i mean people are going to want to get out they're going to want to do things they're going to want to hang knowing you know they're going to take their family members out without stressing i mean Vegas will be the wildest Vegas has ever been.

Speaker 10 And just watching sports and going to sports will be crazy because I think, you know, the one thing about going to a game, like a maths game, the energy is incredible, right?

Speaker 10 And I miss that energy walking into an arena and just feeling it, right? And I think that's going to help us in a big way when we can come back and when people are confident.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it is the little things that you kind of like, when you're watching a movie and you see in the movie, people out at a bar watching a game, you're like, oh man, I forget what that feels like.

Speaker 2 You kind of just, you didn't even realize how much you've missed on those little things until you see it. What? Talk to me about this.

Speaker 2 We all getting a thousand bucks. You think we should get a thousand bucks? You want to give us a thousand bucks?

Speaker 10 Absolutely, man.

Speaker 10 And so, look, you know our economy is driven by consumer demand two-thirds of the economy is consumer demand and so we've got two problems that we need to fill one we've got people who can't pay their bills and if you can't pay the rent you can't pay their mortgage you can't pay for food you can't pay for you know child care then the economy stops and comes to you know really really declines and so we start to see that in some communities already so the idea of um a thousand dollar stimulus every two weeks is that when people have money to spend, we can boost up the economy and you know they pay their mortgages, they pay their rent, they spend it where they need to spend it, those businesses benefit and that buys us time.

Speaker 10 That's not a long-term solution. I'm not saying you give it every two months, you know, every two weeks for 20 years.

Speaker 10 But if you do it every two weeks for a couple months and you also make it, you have to spend it or lose it, use it or lose it, that puts money into the economy. That has a multiplier effect.

Speaker 10 That helps businesses grow and it helps us get through this mess and hopefully to the other side.

Speaker 10 If we don't do it, if we don't have any type of stimulus, you're going to see a lot more people losing their jobs at the lower end. It's not, you know, you're going to be fine, right?

Speaker 10 People making 75 grand or more are going to be fine. It's the people that are, you know, the essential workers that are working in healthcare, that are working in, you know, lower end sales.

Speaker 10 They're going to lose their jobs. And we're already starting to see those furloughs.
You're starting to see banks and airlines talk about laying people off. And that's just starting, right?

Speaker 10 Because no one thought that

Speaker 10 we would still be in this mess come mid-October, yet here we are. So that's why I thought it was important to put that out there.
And we'll see what they actually do.

Speaker 10 And hopefully it comes quickly because a lot of people are struggling.

Speaker 2 You should just run for president and do the like, you know, those Twitter scams that always, people would be like, I got, check out my bank account. I have $100,000.

Speaker 2 I'm giving away $1,000 to everyone who retweets. You should do that.

Speaker 10 Right? Right? Hustle porn, man. I'm all about the hustle point.
Tweet me, baby.

Speaker 10 Money for everybody.

Speaker 2 Yes. Yeah.

Speaker 4 I actually think getting a little serious here, it's important, obviously, to have a stimulus going because there are already a ton of people that have lost their jobs.

Speaker 4 We're six months in, almost seven months into this thing.

Speaker 4 We need to have seriously like either a complete moratorium or forgiveness on rent for anybody that is going through financial hardship as well as mortgage.

Speaker 4 so you know obviously you'll hear from landlords saying like well if you if everybody stops paying their rent then i can't uh either uh can you know my income

Speaker 10 right yeah that's why you do it as that's why you do it with the checks right because if you just do it from the top down and try to get the landlords not you know to just let people go on the rent all the cascading loans and everything that they have creates cascading problems.

Speaker 10 If you put money with the people that have to spend their money, then the first thing they're going to do is pay their rent, right?

Speaker 10 And they know they're going to get a check in two more weeks. And so then they're going to be able to afford the food and the other necessities that they have.

Speaker 10 And that money then goes to the landlords, which then goes to the banks and follows its way all the way up. I'm a big believer in bottom-up economics, not top-down.
Top-down doesn't work.

Speaker 10 Even the democratic version of top-down, where you create all these different programs and then have people sign up and then hope the money gets through all the bureaucracy and down to the people who need it, that hardly works, right?

Speaker 10 but if you get people if you get money in the hands of people who need it for necessities and that's why it's a user or lose it type thing that you know you use it on things you have to spend that top up is what re-energizes the um economy and it creates what's called the multiplier effect so that money goes to your landlord who spends it somewhere else who spends it somewhere else and it ends up helping the economy more than doing it from top down bipartisan populism so even that you're right even the democrats you know they're claiming that they're the ones that want to spend a shitload of money and give this big, you know, stimulus package essentially, but they're all about like tax credits.

Speaker 4 And like if you're a small business owner, then you get to do X, Y, and Z. And I think you're right.

Speaker 4 I think what's important right now is the actual people, the working people that haven't been able to make money, they need a way to get through this.

Speaker 4 It should not matter if they're a business owner or not. What tax bracket they fall into should be immaterial to

Speaker 4 come bottom up.

Speaker 10 Absolutely. Because now, especially, like when you look at the actual numbers, the unemployment rate may be like 8.4%,

Speaker 10 but that's that's after so many particularly women have left the economy right because they got to stay home and watch the kids because they can't go to work it's because people who are you know in essential jobs are getting furloughed or laid off and the actually what i read there's this guy this harvard economist named chetty i think his name is c-h-e-t-ty-y or something like that who basically said if you're making 70 if you were making 75 grand or more the unemployment rate now is like 3.8 percent if you're underneath that the unemployment rate is like 16 and a half percent, give or take, right?

Speaker 10 And so the people that have struggled are struggling more because they're the first ones getting laid off.

Speaker 10 They're the first ones that employers think that they can replace or get somebody else to do more of their work. And that's unfortunate.

Speaker 10 And that's why, again, I'm a big believer in the stimulus program. And it's really fucked up that, you know, the first stimulus ended.
you know, July 31st or whatever it was.

Speaker 10 And here we are months later. And there are all these politicians are just bitching and bitching and bitching about what they want and not what the American people need.

Speaker 4 So, I don't really understand the economy. Maybe you can help me out on this.
If we don't give a stimulus out, what's that money doing?

Speaker 4 Is it sitting around? Is it just like in a big pile somewhere, just collecting dust?

Speaker 10 No, I mean, look, it depends on where it comes from. So, one hand, we're borrowing it, right? So, here's the money comes from.

Speaker 10 So, initially, we borrow it either from me, you, we borrow it from China, we borrow it from the UK, investors around the world who buy our treasury bonds, or we issue it in different ways through the banks.

Speaker 10 And without going in too much detail, it allows the money to get funded into the system or into the treasury rather, who then can release the checks.

Speaker 10 And so it's not effectively printing dollar bills, but it's creating enough money that those checks could be written. Now, that in turn is debt.
right?

Speaker 10 So supposedly we have to pay it back, but there's this whole thing called

Speaker 10 modern monetary theory that says that there's a certain threshold of debt that you can keep on adding every year to the national debt as long as the economy is growing

Speaker 10 at the same rate. Because look at your own personal finances.
When you were just getting started, all debt was bad debt.

Speaker 10 And then all of a sudden, having $1,000 in debt was livable because you were making enough and you were bringing in more income.

Speaker 10 Then depending on how big you got, you can deal with a bigger mortgage, right? Because you could do it against your house. Well,

Speaker 10 we already have the Fed who has stated that interest rates are going to be close to zero.

Speaker 10 So when we borrow money like that now, the amount of interest we pay is actually less than what we were paying a few years ago.

Speaker 10 And the question becomes, if you do a stimulus program like this, can you get a better return than the 0.66 or whatever it is interest rates that we're currently paying? I think we can.

Speaker 10 Now, this is not something you do forever, but in transition from this big mess that we're in, can we get a better multiplier return or increase productivity more than the interest rates we're paying from people we borrow from?

Speaker 10 If the answer is yes, then you do it.

Speaker 10 But there's so much dogma, so much dogma. You know, the Republicans are coming out saying, oh, we don't need more debt.
Okay, I can understand the point.

Speaker 10 The Democrats are saying, okay, we need more, we can spend more, but we need to raise taxes without really saying, okay, how are we going to raise taxes?

Speaker 10 And I don't mind paying more taxes, but I do think the way that even Biden, who I'm going to vote for, is saying that he's going to make the capital gains rate the same as regular income tax rates, if you make over a million dollars.

Speaker 10 That's a huge mistake because that's going to negatively impact

Speaker 10 investment and creating jobs, et cetera. So the modern monetary theory says you don't have to raise those income taxes, right? There's money there because the whole economy is just growing.

Speaker 10 And at these low level of interest rates, and there's probably going to be an economist that knows this a lot better than I do saying I got it wrong somewhere. So I apologize in advance.

Speaker 10 But effectively, it's saying, look,

Speaker 10 if the economy is growing, we can take on more debt. And you don't have to do it to raise tax, you don't have to raise taxes as long as you're growing the economy fast enough.

Speaker 10 So, you know, to me, right now, we've already done that to the tune of $6 trillion, give or take. to do it one more year or two more years and see what happens, then it's worth doing.

Speaker 10 Because there was a point in time not long ago, like 2010, when we had the last great recession, where people said, well, if we print this much money, you know, add it, borrow this much and add it to the economy, then inflation is going to go through the roof.

Speaker 10 That never happened. Now people are saying all the things you're hearing from the Republicans, we can't add to the debt and all the Democrats, we have to raise taxes on everybody, you're over 400,000.

Speaker 10 Well, we should just give this modern monetary theory approach with the stimulus payments a chance to work and see what happens because you never know where it'll end up.

Speaker 10 And so that's kind of like my long-winded answer on all this. I just think we go with what's been working

Speaker 10 with the stimulus payments. And I think that's going to benefit the economy a whole lot more than the Democratic approach or the Republican approach.

Speaker 2 It's, I mean, essentially just a future us problem. I'm running the economy.
I'll handle it later. I want a short tank idea real quick.
Well, I just had one question about the economy real quick.

Speaker 2 What about, Mark, the people on Twitter with the rose

Speaker 2 in their handle that say eat the rich? Are you worried they're going to actually try to eat you?

Speaker 10 You know, I know I'm salty.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 10 And so, you know, the sodium levels are going to go through the roof. So I don't think that's going to be very good for you.

Speaker 2 Okay, just be careful because they're talking a lot about eating a lot of the rich people. I've been seeing a lot of Twitter.
No, I know.

Speaker 4 With a guillotine on it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Have you seen the guillotine? Jeff Bezos? I think Jeff Bezos.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I saw it outside Bezos, Salas.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 4 We're going to eat that guy. So my Shark Tank idea is just why don't we form just a badass group, basically basically kind of like an X-Men style.
Or what was that Sylvester Stallone movie?

Speaker 4 The Avengers? No, where they all kicked everyone's ass.

Speaker 2 Rocky IV.

Speaker 4 Billy knows what it is, Billy, was it?

Speaker 4 The Expendables. Why don't we just put together these? We'll just use those people from the Expendables to go overseas and then just steal everybody's money and bring it back to the United States.

Speaker 2 It's called war. Oh, Sherry.

Speaker 4 Should we start wars? Yeah.

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 10 With no good reason. I mean, wars are just fought differently now.
It's bits and bites, not bombs and bullets. It's just, you know, that's how we're going to be fought, hopefully, you know.

Speaker 10 But what's really cool to think about is when do we get the real Terminators? Because we're getting closer and closer. You've got processing speeds and chips that keep on going up and up and up.

Speaker 10 You've got 5G, so, and going to 6G, so you'll be able to communicate with these robots that are out there. The two missing pieces are manual dexterity.

Speaker 10 They can't really use their fingers yet on robots and batteries. Well, size and life.
And you can't be plugged into an outlet. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And humor. Like,

Speaker 2 I'm not worried about robots until they can make people laugh. When they can make people laugh, I'm fucked.
That's my whole take on robots. You seem to know a lot about robots, Mark.

Speaker 4 You seem to know a lot about their strengths and weaknesses.

Speaker 4 Are you invested in the artificial intelligence space? Do you have...

Speaker 10 Oh, hell yes. Yeah.
Big time. So you're in robotics, too, big time.
That's the future right there.

Speaker 4 You're creating your own robot army?

Speaker 10 My own robot army? Not yet. No, but.
Not yet, but you know.

Speaker 2 Serious question. Like, are you a little worried that the robots will turn on us?

Speaker 10 No, not yet. Like, maybe in

Speaker 10 100 years, I guess that'll be a possibility, but not now.

Speaker 2 Well, what the fuck? Why? You're just, that's another future. You're like, I don't care.
I won't be here in 100 years. Oh, God.

Speaker 10 Yeah, my kids will be around, right? But, you know, there's going to be ways. There's going to be ways to deal with it.
But at the same time, like, we're going to be able to implant these chips.

Speaker 10 So there'll be customized chips that we don't like. We know so little about the brain right now.

Speaker 10 Your body is like one big math equation with trillions of variables, and we know one tenth or one millionth of one percent of what those variables are.

Speaker 10 Over time, that hundred years from now, we're going to be able to recreate at least some portion of that into chips, implant them in your head, and you will have these custom chips that are able to do all these different capabilities that people can't do right now.

Speaker 10 Plus, we'll have all that dexterity. Plus, we won't need power.
So we'll have an edge on all the robots. We'll kick their ass.

Speaker 4 And then we can infect them with a virus if they get like too out of control. I'm out.

Speaker 2 I'm out. Well, right, the malware.

Speaker 10 That's right. And so we'll give them malware, right? And so we'll be able to take over their credit cards, too.

Speaker 4 We're going to get back to more Mark Cuban in a second before we do.

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Speaker 2 Cuban. You had a couple days ago, you had some controversial comments where you said you didn't think LeBron's title was real and the bubble doesn't count.
Can you expand on that?

Speaker 10 You didn't say that? Yeah, man. I just.

Speaker 10 Yeah.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I didn't say that.

Speaker 2 Oh, you said we're going to just keep LeBron at three, three and six, and we'll just keep going pretending this season didn't happen. That was what you said.

Speaker 10 Yeah, no.

Speaker 2 But I'm good with that.

Speaker 2 You like that, right? Yeah.

Speaker 10 Who said, look, this season's so messed up. Best out of seven.

Speaker 2 No, no, no, no.

Speaker 10 We said best out of 23. Right.

Speaker 2 Right. Exactly.
Exactly.

Speaker 4 I saw that you've actually been helping out Delante West recently. You did a pretty good thing.
You helped track him down. How did that come into motion?

Speaker 4 Did you get a call from a friend or from a relative of his or like a former friend?

Speaker 2 No, no.

Speaker 10 You know, we had tried to help Delante before and it didn't work out. I don't think he was ready yet.

Speaker 10 And then I saw all the pictures and people saying that he was in Dallas and where he was, I-75 and like 635, which is like two miles from my house.

Speaker 10 And so I started driving around looking for him and went and hunted down his mom's phone number,

Speaker 10 got a hold of his mom and basically,

Speaker 10 you know, can you ask her for his number and got his number, left a message for him. And, you know, he didn't call me back for a few days.
Then he called me back. And I told him, Delante, don't move.

Speaker 10 I'm coming to get you. And that's what I did.
Went and got him a hotel hotel room, let him sleep it off, went and got him some food and sat there, waited for his mom to get there and waited with him.

Speaker 10 And then she got him on the plane and got him to rehab. And so you probably saw the picture.
And then I just got a picture today. He was skydiving, skydiving.
So he's making progress.

Speaker 10 I just hope he stays with it. You know, the first couple of weeks are tough, but I, you know.

Speaker 10 going through rehab and and dealing with addiction, that's not easy and dealing with mental illness, that's not easy. And so I hope he he fights his way through it.

Speaker 2 That's awesome. The world needs some more like positive stories.
So it's a cool, just genuinely positive story.

Speaker 2 Can we talk a little about season 12, Shark Tank? Sure. Do we have any favorite? Are you, let's start here.

Speaker 2 Are you worried at all that people are now coming on Shark Tank to just get that like pop of publicity and they don't actually want to do deals?

Speaker 10 You know what? In the past, you would have been right, and that pissed me off all the time.

Speaker 10 But now, this season, like we had to go, the sharks were in a bubble that was 10 times more strict than the NBA bubble. Literally, we went from our room down the hall.

Speaker 10 There was like masking tape everywhere to tell us where to go. The elevator we had to take.
The makeup people were in like hazmat suits. Then we went on set to shoot.

Speaker 10 We shot our nine hours or 10 hours a day, whatever, went right back to our room and did the whole thing again. And so it was strict.

Speaker 10 So those entrepreneurs that came, they also had to quarantine at least eight days and some of them a lot longer. And so they were stuck there.
So they weren't just messing around.

Speaker 10 They really needed help. And, you know, the whole

Speaker 10 pandemic has really messed with a lot of people's businesses. And, you know, we saw some really smart businesses that have pivoted and that we really helped.
But there are some really favorites. And

Speaker 10 there were some really good deals because the people that were able to stick it out through quarantine really wanted it and really were good people.

Speaker 10 And I did more deals this season than I ever have in any other Shark Tank season.

Speaker 4 I like it. I like it.
Have there been any businesses that come on that are like pretty well-established businesses, like successful businesses?

Speaker 10 I don't know when this is going to air, but and I'm like, I can't tell you what happened, but there was a deal with dinosaurs that was the most incredible, incredible Jurassic Park type shit I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker 2 You're making sure that's just amazing.

Speaker 10 And they had these things set up.

Speaker 10 Like these were the actual dinosaurs they used in Jurassic Jurassic Park and, you know, the brains behind them and all that, because there's a new Jurassic Park movie coming out or trying to come out, I guess, these days.

Speaker 10 So it was stunning.

Speaker 10 And we had other deals

Speaker 10 where there's just.

Speaker 10 there's just a lot of this was easily the best season in terms of good companies because the companies that made it and stuck it out through the quarantine were companies that were really agile and and and fought their way through a pandemic so like i said i did more deals than ever before and the season is great that sounds very similar to my idea I pitched to Barbara Corcoran when she was here.

Speaker 4 I just I pitched her Jurassic Park everything that you saw in the movie, but we're going to do it in real life. We're going to do the embryos.
We're going to create dinosaurs, put them in an island.

Speaker 4 She's heavily interested in that.

Speaker 10 So, okay, so I love it, right? So you do the real thing. We'll do the simulation.

Speaker 4 Okay, so me and Barbara are going to team up.

Speaker 2 We'll be the blue pill.

Speaker 4 You're right. She said there's no way you'd have the guts to go through on it.
What? Yeah, so Barbara wanted to be in business with me, but she was like, yeah, don't worry about cubes.

Speaker 4 There's no chance that Cubes even wants to do something like this. He's not a risk taker.

Speaker 2 That's true.

Speaker 10 Yeah, you just watch it, see what happens.

Speaker 4 You're going to prove it wrong?

Speaker 10 You just watch it. And I love Barbara, but sometimes she's full of shit.

Speaker 4 Okay, I'll put you down as also. That was my way of trying to get you interested by generating false competition against your rival.

Speaker 2 And it works. It works.
It absolutely works.

Speaker 4 That's the easiest way to get Mark Cuban to want to do something is to tell him that someone said he couldn't do it. Yeah.

Speaker 10 That's pretty damn close to the truth, too.

Speaker 2 It absolutely is the truth.

Speaker 2 I think when was the last time we talked to you? I think we talked to you right during the pandemic, right when it started.

Speaker 10 Yeah, we talked early in the pandemic, and then before that was Super Bowl. Super Bowl.

Speaker 2 So we have the Barcelona Sportsbook app is out now. Are you still kicking yourself that you didn't buy us when you could have?

Speaker 10 Yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 2 I mean, that was a big mission about it.

Speaker 2 That was a big miss. Like, we're doing stuff now with gambling.
We're coming up with new bets that, like, are just, you know, we're going to kick everyone's ass.

Speaker 10 No, it's brilliant, guys. You guys deserve a ton of credit, man.
I think, like I told you then, you know, it's a grind. It's not an easy business.

Speaker 10 And you guys definitely had your grind on and made it work.

Speaker 10 You guys deserve a ton of credit.

Speaker 2 When are we getting gambling in Texas?

Speaker 10 Hopefully sooner rather than later, because that certainly helps the sports business.

Speaker 10 You know, I don't know when it happens, but I think now every state's going to need that revenue. So there's going to be somehow some way that it happens.

Speaker 2 Okay. All right.
Yeah. Because

Speaker 2 I did. I remember I had the Luca

Speaker 2 Buzzer Beater game. I bet against the Mavs, and I was so mad at myself because that's like, that's such a fun moment.
I was like, God damn it. How could you do that?

Speaker 10 Brutus. I'll never forget it, man.

Speaker 10 Because I wasn't in the bubble. I was

Speaker 10 on my elliptical, right? And I'm watching it because I can't watch it with my family or anybody else because I get so intense.

Speaker 10 So I just like burn off the intensity on the elliptical while I'm watching the game. And I'm sweating.
And Luca hit that shot.

Speaker 10 And I'm running through the house jumping on my kids, jumping on my wife and they're being disgusted. I mean, that was unbelievable.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 10 Unbelievable. And he lives for those moments.

Speaker 2 And credit to the NBA for pulling it off because there was, you know, when sports came back, I know that there's a lot of people. who are skeptical and say like, we don't need sports.

Speaker 2 We need to focus. Sports matter.
Sports matter to people's day-to-day lives and they matter to our entertainment and like what we look forward to. And I think there are some people that forget that.

Speaker 2 They forget what being a sports fan is and how much it really does matter to people's lives yeah i agree with you 100 and you know

Speaker 10 credit to adam silver and the staff at the nba for making it all work i mean zero positives and credit to the guys too being away from their families you know most of them from for weeks or months at a time and sticking to the protocols man that's hard you know just doing everything by the book and you know doing it for your teammates and doing it because literally one or two knuckleheads out of hundreds of guys and a thousand plus people could have brought down the entire thing and nobody did.

Speaker 10 And that's hard, man. Just look at, you know, these guys,

Speaker 10 a bunch of them are the same age as college kids.

Speaker 10 And look what's happening on college campuses, you know, and so for us to have our guys really stick through it, it's really, I'm proud of them, and I was really happy about it.

Speaker 4 Yeah, one thing I missed from these playoffs was Mark Cuban gets a $400,000 fine for criticizing officiating.

Speaker 4 I needed you in the building to be interviewed for like some reporter to stick a cassette in front of your mouth after a game when you're heated.

Speaker 4 You say something a little off the cuff, and then boom, get that notice, that push notification.

Speaker 2 I wish I could have been there, man.

Speaker 10 I so wish I could have been there.

Speaker 10 Yeah, because I kept on thinking about, okay, would they be able to hear me from where they put the owners, right?

Speaker 10 Yeah.

Speaker 10 Yeah, would they be fighting me for some of that stuff? Like when KP got ejected? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Yes.

Speaker 4 Definitely. Save you some money.
Yes.

Speaker 2 All right, Cubes, I got one last question.

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Speaker 10 Wait, is this the cross-country mortgage question? Last question, it's a cross-country mortgage question.

Speaker 10 Everybody knows it's a cross-country mortgage question. That's why you're the best.

Speaker 2 Do you need a new house?

Speaker 2 Yeah, you probably do. You should use cross-country mortgage.

Speaker 4 We better get a lot of money. You don't care that percentage, too.

Speaker 2 You should buy someone a house, one of our listeners.

Speaker 2 Oh,

Speaker 10 I think you at Cross Country Mortgage, my favorite mortgage broker, should buy it.

Speaker 2 Yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 2 Thank you for helping. That's why the Cubes is the best.
He helps out the advertisers, keep everything going. All right, so I'm passing off the Cross-Country Mortgage

Speaker 2 last question to our intern, Billy, who just sat in front of us.

Speaker 2 What up, Billy? He has an app idea. Now, Billy, just to give a background, if they did

Speaker 2 the background when they're walking up the shark tank, Billy is as prototypical of a 21-year-old bro that you can imagine.

Speaker 2 He owns like seven... What?

Speaker 2 What is he? CTE.

Speaker 2 No, he doesn't. He's a football player.
He's a former football player. He's got...

Speaker 4 He hasn't graduated college.

Speaker 2 He owns a zoo at his house. He has way too many animals.
And yeah, Billy, go ahead. Hi, Mr.
Cuban. I would like to.
What up, Billy?

Speaker 10 Name's Mark.

Speaker 6 Thank you.

Speaker 6 I would like to address a large gap in the food and beverage industry that grows ever larger every day as COVID and a new generation of consumers enters the market.

Speaker 6 I have developed with some of my associates an app.

Speaker 10 Billy, you gotta talk up, man.

Speaker 2 You can get the whip with your pitching and me bro. No, no, no, talking to the mic, Billy.

Speaker 6 I have an idea for a marketplace that will get information from producers to consumers in the nightlife and entertainment industry.

Speaker 6 How it would act is it would crowdsource information real time from people on the street going to, let's say, a bar or a restaurant.

Speaker 6 So they could then say like ways where if you pass a police officer on the side of the road, you could report that and then it goes to the greater,

Speaker 6 it once uploads the app, it goes to the large population of users.

Speaker 4 What's the amount of information we're talking about?

Speaker 2 I'm killing this, dude. No.
Keep going.

Speaker 6 So let's say, especially in the age of COVID, you don't want to go to a crowded bar or nightclub. You go to the venue and say, oh, you get there, it's crowded.

Speaker 6 You then can report that on the app for a reward system, which then gets

Speaker 2 dissected.

Speaker 10 So you want people to not go where it's crowded because of COVID, which I get. But

Speaker 10 why would people want to go to dead bars?

Speaker 6 Well, a lot of individuals actually do want to go to bars where they can actually receive service and not just go to the most popular bar and have a lot of stuff.

Speaker 10 But here's the thing. If you go on Google Maps

Speaker 10 and wait, I forgot. My answer to the cross-country mortgage question is if you go on Google Maps, it kind of tells you that because what they do is they kind of don't care about your privacy.

Speaker 10 And so they know where everybody's at.

Speaker 10 And they're able to tell you what places are busy and what places are not during a particular time period. So that's going to make it tough.

Speaker 10 Now, if you want to make a better interface on top of that, what you could do for your business is interface with Google Maps and pull that data and have that crowdsourcing part where people can also add to it

Speaker 10 the information like it's crowded, not crowded, good, bad. Because remember, hopefully COVID's not going to be here forever.

Speaker 10 And by the time you finish this app, you know, people may want to go back to where it's crowded. So you've got to be able to turn the switch in your cross-country mortgage question pitch.

Speaker 2 Right.

Speaker 6 But I think this would play a great role in, you know, a lot of time.

Speaker 6 Basically, we have a new generation that if they don't go, if they go to the first bar, second bar, and they're not, you know, having a good time, they're just going to go home and watch Netflix and smoke weed.

Speaker 6 This makes sure that the time they first go to the bar, it's the bar that they want to hang out.

Speaker 2 No, I get that, right?

Speaker 10 All I'm telling, I get that, Billy. But what I'm saying is, by the time you write this product and develop this app, you know, six months from now, you get it done.

Speaker 10 Hopefully, we're at least partially on the other side of the ship and you're going to have to adjust. So it's not a bad idea, right? Knowing where to go.

Speaker 10 But what I'm telling you is the catch-22 and crowdsourcing is it's because there's other products. Oh my God, Foursquare has a product that does it and Facebook has check-ins, right?

Speaker 10 So that people want to go on Facebook and check in, but people don't really use it for that. So you've got to be able to convince people to do it.

Speaker 10 And so you start off with the Google Maps and then you do your pitching and your promoting and try to get it viral to get people to contribute so that you can do what you want to do.

Speaker 10 And then you have to be prepared to deal with it post-pandemic.

Speaker 10 That all makes sense? Now, if you can get that to work, then maybe you can get the bars, you know, and advertisers and liquor companies and whatever to pay you to do some things.

Speaker 10 But it's not going to be easy because a lot of this has been done before.

Speaker 4 Talk about the ratio, Billy.

Speaker 6 No, it's all about

Speaker 2 the chicks. Billy was trying to cloak this in like a big public health blanket.

Speaker 4 In reality, this is the money part about the app.

Speaker 6 Right, go. You basically can get people, like, let's say, you basically just get demographics to go where you want a lot of chicks at the the bar, cubes.

Speaker 2 No, so

Speaker 2 if a guy looks at you and he's like, How many chicks are at this next bar?

Speaker 4 I'm gonna go.

Speaker 2 Get the vibe of the bar before you actually get to the bottom. He's a business.
No, I get the vibe part.

Speaker 6 It's gonna sell. The front end and back end have already been developed.
It just needs to be, you know, and I have an idea for to create viral. It's targeted towards young people.

Speaker 6 Young people aren't gonna use Google Maps. If you have

Speaker 10 to filter people out like us, unless

Speaker 6 you have a new generation that needs an app to date an app to order food an app to get home this is going to be the app that people use that's going to automate club promoters automate all the stuff that people don't want to deal with when they go out and why they end up on their couch watching netflix and actually you know streamline the industry for this new generation of people who have zero sounds like my life um no i get you billy it's not a bad idea all i'm telling you is the hard part's the execution right the idea is decent right the but the hard part is getting all those pieces to work together.

Speaker 10 So if you've got the app already written, then the harder part becomes how do you get people to crowdsource that information?

Speaker 10 Because you don't want to do a filter that just says, okay, here's a demographic. I want to know where they're at, point me in the right direction.
And I want 10 or fewer people, or I'm in the mood.

Speaker 10 We want to go where there's a lot of people, right? But we want to know that social distancing is enforced or not enforced, depending what you're about. So you can do an app that does that.

Speaker 10 The hard part is getting how are you going to market it so people participate.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I think the funniest part of Billy's pitch is that he's like, I've already got it written, it's ready, it's done. Can I just have a bunch of money?

Speaker 2 Yeah, he said the front end and the back end are done. That's total bullshit.
No, no, no. Total

Speaker 2 bullshit.

Speaker 6 My former teammates in the kicker did the back end, and one of our offensive.

Speaker 2 You don't know what the back end means.

Speaker 6 It's the coding to do the search.

Speaker 2 There's no chance to code. I was punching promotion.
Billy, thank you.

Speaker 2 Billy's on Shark Tank.

Speaker 6 I think I could explain it better there.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 10 Okay, well, Billy, what's the name of the app?

Speaker 2 Gala.

Speaker 2 Gallup.

Speaker 10 Okay, first do a trademark search because that might be tough. Two, when are you going to release it?

Speaker 6 Well, we're looking to, you know, once everything starts to open up again, it definitely needs some time. All right.

Speaker 2 We're in beta. By the way,

Speaker 2 let's throw that name out. The name of the app should be how many dudes? Question mark.
How many dudes at the bottom? He's right now. Yeah.
He's right.

Speaker 2 How can you promote it? That's how we would market it. Yeah, cut that check.
That's what you need to say. Exactly.

Speaker 10 You go to the app store, if you see an app called How Many Dudes, or you see an app called Gallup, one, you're looking for horses. The other, you're like, I know exactly what he means.

Speaker 4 Gallup sounds like you're trying to find a black tie affair.

Speaker 2 Yeah, no, it's how many dudes, aka are there chicks there? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Like,

Speaker 6 anyway, just the ratio would be a thing. Like, there could be like a sausage fest button, and then no one's going to go to that bar.

Speaker 2 And they're going to be like, that's the whole app. The whole app.

Speaker 6 Well, also, like, stuff like, I don't know, like, chill, like the type of music, the type of vibe.

Speaker 2 It's totally going to work.

Speaker 6 I may not be explaining it the best.

Speaker 2 All right,

Speaker 2 I got you right.

Speaker 10 I got it exactly, Bill.

Speaker 10 So you've been on Yelp, you've been on Google Maps, you've been all the places that try to do a little bit of that, right? The hard part is just marketing it and get people to use it, right?

Speaker 2 Billy, guys.

Speaker 6 I think that's kind of the easy part because there's a huge platform.

Speaker 4 Here's my idea for you. Why don't you get a job at maybe a company with a massive media following with a lot of people that could help you promote this app? I know.

Speaker 4 So you got to start looking at companies that might be able to do that.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but

Speaker 10 the problem is it's all dudes watching the shows, right? And checking out the podcast, right? And so

Speaker 10 how are you going to deal with that?

Speaker 2 Well, his mom listens.

Speaker 6 No, no, this is the part. So it's also going to be basically a social network of people who can then connect to other people.

Speaker 6 We're going to get influencers on the app and say, oh, they check in.

Speaker 10 So now you're complicating the shit out of me.

Speaker 2 Now you're fucking up. I'm not

Speaker 2 too complicated.

Speaker 10 Be good at really, be really good at one thing and make it work for one thing, then add to it. By the time you try to make it a big social network, now you're competing with other things, right?

Speaker 10 And then it gets more expensive. It gets harder and more problems pop up.

Speaker 2 We'll see.

Speaker 10 If you make it, right?

Speaker 2 No sausage fest here type app, right?

Speaker 10 And then you grow it from that, then you can make something happen out of it.

Speaker 2 Well, if we approach it.

Speaker 10 If you want to do too much and go too wide, that makes it tough.

Speaker 6 But if we approach bartenders to give the vibe of the bar at that moment, because that's how I think our distribution would work, to get people on the app, Then, you know, it's like an empty bar here.

Speaker 6 People are going to go to a bar with less people.

Speaker 10 Okay, so you're a bartender at a club and you're starving, right? There's nobody there. Right.
You're going to tell the truth or you're going to lie to get to people there.

Speaker 2 Yeah, well, you're going to, yeah, but you're going to see there's a huge.

Speaker 4 Are you going to press this as a sausage fest on your own bar?

Speaker 2 There'll be like so many hot chicks here looking to fuck. Yeah, exactly right.

Speaker 2 And then you show up. It's going to work.
All right. You guys.
Thank you, Billy.

Speaker 2 It was a very good pitch. It was a very good pitch.

Speaker 10 Billy, you got to go for it, Billy. I'm going to come back for the update.
Yes.

Speaker 2 There will be no update. There will be an update.
No, thank you. All right, Billy.
Thank you.

Speaker 2 Yeah, no, next time you come on, you're going to be like, whatever happened to Billy's app, and it's like, well, they're still working on the front end and the back end. The back end isn't done.

Speaker 2 No, the back end's not done. I have one last, last question.
Do you ever have, when someone offers just an absurd price, do you sometimes respect it when they're like 3% for $10 million investment?

Speaker 2 You got to kind of respect it, right?

Speaker 10 I mean, if it makes sense, sense, yeah, if it makes sense for sure, right? If they've got a business that

Speaker 10 and the valuation is justified, yeah, then you're dumb if you don't do it. But if you come on and it's just total nonsense and you, you know, you're in the clouds, then no, I'll just laugh.

Speaker 10 I mean, you know, I have no problem. When someone's just full of crap, I have no problem giving them shit at all.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 10 But if someone built up a business, yeah, give them their props.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Like Billy's down to fuck.
That's Billy's app. TTF?

Speaker 4 Yeah. That's not bad.

Speaker 2 She just actually just created an app for Billy where it's like it's Tinder, but it's just for Billy.

Speaker 2 That's really. Then we don't need to do the app.
Just get Billy laid.

Speaker 6 I just want to help.

Speaker 4 Billy wants to help people stay safe and healthy and not contract COVID.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 4 And his I want to get a boner at a bar while I drink Jaegermeister app is the key to doing that. Yeah.

Speaker 2 This is also.

Speaker 10 It's a worthy goal, man. It's a worthy goal.

Speaker 2 Yes, and this is, it's perfect because you, when we first pitched Sparstool to you, you called us the hard dick business, and we have the next generation of the hard dick business here in Billy

Speaker 2 Bader yes no you're dead right you're dead right you're 100 right

Speaker 2 uh all right well thank you so much

Speaker 2 while you can all right thank you so much uh mark we really appreciate your time as always you guys are the best man yeah good thanks so much man

Speaker 2 appreciate it guys shark tank friday nights on a bc love season 12 do it all right see ya

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Speaker 2 We're going to get anyone who wants to invest in Billy's app,

Speaker 2 he's ready. And we've changed the name.
It's how many dudes? No.

Speaker 7 Or too many dudes, question mark.

Speaker 2 Too many dudes, question mark, or

Speaker 4 other chicks there. No.

Speaker 6 Question mark. Okay, you know what?

Speaker 6 I pitched.

Speaker 2 I swung. You did a good job.
You did a good job, stuck out. Your only problem, Billy, was just

Speaker 2 unprofessional. Here's the thing, Billy.
You, perspective, you may have totally beefed up your one chance to impress Mark Cuban, but how many 21-year-olds get to pitch Mark Cuban? True.

Speaker 2 So you're doing pretty damn good, man.

Speaker 9 Okay.

Speaker 2 We're going to pump you up.

Speaker 4 Also, Billy, just use the tagline, it's a good idea, Mark Cuban.

Speaker 2 Billy, I'll invest. Really? Yeah, here.
How much money are you looking for, Billy? I'm going to give you 50 bucks. Oh, no, I already gave you 50 bucks today.
Okay.

Speaker 2 I gave you 50 bucks. That's my investment.
Thanks. Okay, Billy, I have invested in Billy's app.

Speaker 4 50 bucks. How much are you looking for?

Speaker 4 What's your A round of investing look like?

Speaker 6 You know, let's just move on.

Speaker 2 All right, well, oh, because you got the 50 bucks, you're going to cash out now? No.

Speaker 9 No, I'm not in the mood.

Speaker 2 Okay, okay. All right, let's do some guys on chicks.

Speaker 8 Sup, football, guys, guys. I did a Baudaire photo shoot recently.

Speaker 2 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Baudorier.
Wait. Baudorier.
Wait.

Speaker 4 Try it again.

Speaker 8 Baudoyer.

Speaker 2 Try it one more time. Boudoir.
Baudois. You're getting close.
Boudoir.

Speaker 2 Bourgeois.

Speaker 2 Boudier. Boudoir.

Speaker 4 Boudier. A bourgeois photo shoot would be funny.
Just like going out to brunch. Uh-huh.
Baudois. Walking your dog and your Uggs.
That's Instagram.

Speaker 2 Boudoir. Boudois.
Okay. What's that word? Boudoir.
Boudoir.

Speaker 8 Jake says, trust the computer.

Speaker 8 I'm not a machine, Jake.

Speaker 4 For those of you who don't know, boudoir is what Cajun people put in those fried balls.

Speaker 8 Actually, she clarifies. A boudoir photo shoot, which is a photo shoot of me in lingerie or topless.

Speaker 8 I plan to turn the picks into a book.

Speaker 2 That's a really nice way to say nudes. It's classic.

Speaker 4 Because it's got a French term to it.

Speaker 8 I plan to turn the pics into a book to give my fiancé, uh, as a wedding gift. No, like, good job, whatever.

Speaker 8 Uh, I wanted to put some words in it, but I can only come up with corny stuff like yours forever.

Speaker 2 What are some play?

Speaker 8 What are some

Speaker 8 fun slash playful slash sexy phrases that I can put in this thing without being too cringe?

Speaker 2 Thanks.

Speaker 4 I don't think the words are going to be that important in this gift. It's a good thought.

Speaker 4 I appreciate putting in the effort, but a picture is worth a thousand words. So you probably have like 6,000 words already.

Speaker 2 I actually think you should use this as an opportunity to ask him to do, like, you know, him well, your fiancés, you're about to get married.

Speaker 2 Use this. Every single picture should have something that you know he is deficient in.
So it's like, here are my tits. Can you please take out the trash? Here's my ass.

Speaker 2 Could you put your, Could you put your cereal bowl in the dishwasher? Like that kind of shit. Pavlov's dog.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Here's me in some lingerie.
Hey, next time you eat chili,

Speaker 2 try not to put your

Speaker 2 shit-stained underpants in the hamper.

Speaker 4 Shit like that. I like that.
So you can subliminally do it, too, where maybe one of the shots is in the bathroom and there's a toilet seat that's very much down in the background. Or just have it.

Speaker 4 Can they do a magic eye? Can they make a magic eye poster out of your nipples? And And so if he stares at it for too long, it says, like, honey, take the dog out, please.

Speaker 2 Yeah, like, yeah, you're in the bathroom and there's a roll of toilet paper with no toilet paper on it anymore.

Speaker 7 It's like, change this. Yes.

Speaker 2 Like little things.

Speaker 8 Hi, dad, tat,

Speaker 8 hi, dad, cat, pft, and handsome Hank. I forgot about it and left a tampon in for a week straight.
Should I go to the doctor?

Speaker 2 Wait.

Speaker 4 How'd you, how'd you pee? How do you forget that? How'd you pee?

Speaker 2 You pee out of your butt. Multiple holes.

Speaker 8 Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 Yeah. How

Speaker 6 do you know the doctor toxic shock syndrome? I read about that once.

Speaker 2 You did? Yeah.

Speaker 6 It's actually really serious. You can die.

Speaker 2 Okay. Well, there you go.
I trust Billy on this one. Billy knows more about the human body than anyone I've ever met.
That's a fact.

Speaker 6 I got bored in the bathroom and read a tampon box.

Speaker 2 Oh, so it was like a shit. I was like taking it to 50.
Yeah, it is age shit.

Speaker 6 I was like, I'm bored.

Speaker 2 Everyone's been there where it's like, I can't physically take a shit without reading something.

Speaker 4 Yeah, usually it's like a shampoo bottle used to be like that for me.

Speaker 4 Now, is it if you if you keep the tampon in too long for one period, that means you pretty much don't have to use a tampon next time, right? Rollover minutes?

Speaker 2 Yeah, I think so. Is this like when you swallow gum, you're going to have a tampon tree in your stomach? No, that's a watermelon seed.

Speaker 8 No, it's not true, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's watermelon seed. I swallow that stuff.

Speaker 4 Yeah, that's true. You eat gum.

Speaker 2 People forget Hank eats gum. Yeah.

Speaker 8 My boyfriend is a die-hard Patriots fan, still mourning Tom Brady, leaving for Tompa Bay. I was born a Jets fan, but for obvious reasons had been considering switching teams.

Speaker 4 Is this acceptable?

Speaker 8 Many people have called me a frontrunner.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I think you just write it on a cocktail napkin. I resign as a fan of the New York Jets and I work for Belichick.

Speaker 8 As long as you don't care about

Speaker 8 your friends from where you grow up and you're just going to

Speaker 8 adopt your boyfriend's friends and stuff, it should be fine.

Speaker 2 Well, the other thing is, you can do.

Speaker 2 I think the Jets fans, maybe not the Patriots, because that's a rival, but Jets fans, I think at this point, if Jets fans like, hey, I give up,

Speaker 2 I think no one's going to blame them.

Speaker 4 Yeah, can you make a Lincoln project for the New York Jets so you become a Patriots fan, but you just do it to shine light on the fact of everything that you hated about the Jets when you were on that team?

Speaker 2 This is a moment in time. I'm going to officially say, Jets fans, if you want to declare your freedom, go for it.

Speaker 4 But you can, I, I have a small problem with leveling up immediately to the Patriots.

Speaker 2 No, yeah, you can't do that. But I'm saying go for leave.
Go for freedom, try out freedom for a couple years, then go somewhere else. But the Jets are such a disaster.
They give you nothing. Nothing.

Speaker 4 The only problem with jumping straight to the Patriots is you're kind of hopping on that bandwagon when they're not necessarily the dynasty that they used to be.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 you might get blamed.

Speaker 4 I'm just saying

Speaker 4 if you have a boyfriend that would be inclined to do such a thing, he might hold resentment to you and be like, wow, the second you started rooting for the team, they started going 500 all the time and getting coronavirus spread to their best players by Roger Goodell.

Speaker 2 Facts.

Speaker 8 Sup, Dan Fatz,

Speaker 8 PF Tall, and Honk, and Free Willie. What the fuck? Am I wrong for sticking with someone for just having an Australian accent?

Speaker 8 I mean, it's a decent relationship, but being able to say down under jokes and hearing Australian slang is enough for me.

Speaker 4 Am I crazy? No, I think that's one of those things

Speaker 2 where it

Speaker 4 allows you to stay around a little bit longer because every time you introduce your boyfriend to somebody new, you get that residual shock from that other person who's going to be like, wow, I love your accent.

Speaker 4 And it reminds you, oh, yeah, I really do love this guy's accent.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, I'd agree.

Speaker 4 Also, just any guy that can do an Australian accent, that's fishing with dynamite. So hot.

Speaker 2 So hot. I'm not.
I really do an Australian accent. I was.

Speaker 2 Oh,

Speaker 2 that was an alley G. Oi.

Speaker 4 That's also British.

Speaker 2 Do it.

Speaker 2 Kookabara. Oh, you might.

Speaker 4 Some Kooka Barras. Get the koalas out.

Speaker 2 Put some koalas on the Barbie.

Speaker 6 That's pretty good.

Speaker 4 He's got quite a sphincter on her.

Speaker 2 Billy, did you hear my fun animal fact from last show? Yeah.

Speaker 6 Oyawanka.

Speaker 2 Go fuck yourself. Billy, I'll teach you to say something like a wombat.

Speaker 2 Say, if you say... I'm old Greg.

Speaker 4 Say, rise.

Speaker 2 Show up, kangaroo, jack up. Lights.

Speaker 2 Don't. It's a trap.

Speaker 4 No, it makes it sound like you're saying Razor Blades in Australian.

Speaker 6 Rise up blanks.

Speaker 4 Rise up lights.

Speaker 2 Oh, that does. Say it.
Say it. Rise up lights.
Lights.

Speaker 6 No, you're going to make me say something special.

Speaker 2 No, I'm trying to

Speaker 2 rise up lights.

Speaker 2 Rise up lights. Yeah.
There you go. Rise up lights.

Speaker 4 I need rise up lights for my shitty mustache.

Speaker 2 Rise up lights. Yeah.
Yeah. Rise up lights.
There you go, Billy.

Speaker 2 Get on. He's got his swag bag.
Fed dink him.

Speaker 8 Hey, boys, especially PFT. Is PFT a virgin? IDK, just get that vibe.

Speaker 2 Thanks. Oh, that's nice.

Speaker 2 Big veg of AIs.

Speaker 4 No, I've fucked.

Speaker 2 I mean, I'm the only one who's proven it.

Speaker 4 Listen, I have

Speaker 2 fucked.

Speaker 4 That's all I'm going to say. That's my statement.
It's like the Jordan facts of I'm back. I have fucked.

Speaker 8 It has happened. When did Fat Jon Snow and Uglier Sears say falling?

Speaker 2 Wait, what the fuck?

Speaker 2 Is this a roast? It is a roast. What the hell?

Speaker 2 When did that happen?

Speaker 8 I don't don't know. I'm just reading what I got.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 That was only the two roasts.

Speaker 8 But they were right back to back. Different numbers.

Speaker 8 So I've lived with my boyfriend for about two years, and this past weekend, he accidentally sent me a Snapchat of him pissing all over a bar bathroom. I'm talking on the walls and all.

Speaker 8 So that was like he meant to send it to the boys. Accidentally sent it to his girlfriend.
Since living together, I felt their bathroom has smelled horrible like piss even after being cleaned.

Speaker 8 I'm freaking out now that he's done this in our bathroom in a drunken stupor. How do I address this?

Speaker 4 You signed up for the ride. Set up a camera.

Speaker 2 Sign up to ride the roller. Secret security camera.
Ooh, yeah. Set up a camera.
Or I'm pretty sure, I'm not there yet as a dad, but I'm pretty sure you're supposed to put Cheerios

Speaker 2 in the toilet, and then he'll do target practice.

Speaker 2 I've heard that's true. That's hard.
Yeah, well, obviously you don't hit it, but you are trying, so you're not spraying it everywhere.

Speaker 4 That actually sounds awesome. I'm going to do that at my house for me.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 It is funny that, like, if we're being totally honest right now, like, if we're being completely honest with everyone right now, I'm a virgin.

Speaker 2 But only because

Speaker 2 I re-virginize myself every time.

Speaker 4 I ask for forgiveness and then I take an oath. So, like, I can go like rail lines off of a stripper's vagina and I'll be like, next morning, I'm a virgin again.

Speaker 2 No, if we're being totally honest with ourselves,

Speaker 2 I'm 35 and I am probably

Speaker 2 only 93% potty trained. When it really comes down to it, when you count in like pooping your pants and also just like peeing on the seat, 93% potty trained.
That's a little embarrassing.

Speaker 8 I mean, the people that work here are savages.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 4 They are. 93% is pretty good, though.

Speaker 2 It is pretty good, but it's also hilarious to be like, oh, got a potty train. It's like, well, dude, practice what you preach.
You're not potty trained.

Speaker 4 Yeah, that's Mark Price foul shooting.

Speaker 2 Yeah, like I dribble in my pants all the time. Not potty trained.

Speaker 8 Or when you think you're done peeing and then you realize actually someone went in your pants.

Speaker 2 Right, that's what I'm saying. I dribble dribble in my pants, a little dribble.

Speaker 4 Is it me or have the backs of urinals gotten a lot more reboundy recently?

Speaker 2 Yeah, there has been a lot of splashes. Yeah, there's that dude.

Speaker 4 There's the material that they're putting on these pissers.

Speaker 8 And we didn't have Cheerios when I was growing up, but I always used to go for the X-Box to spawn.

Speaker 2 What does what?

Speaker 8 I'm talking about

Speaker 8 like in middle school. Well, I guess this is a little older.

Speaker 2 When were you born, Hank?

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 No, I'm saying, I'm saying no one's easy.

Speaker 8 I never saw Cheerios in the bathroom. No one ever implemented that strategy.

Speaker 2 You knew what Cheerios were.

Speaker 8 Of course, yes.

Speaker 4 But I would always shoot for Christian.

Speaker 2 Henry Hank was like, I ate the Cheerios out of the toilet. I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 8 I would shoot for the, you know, the X marks the spot, and then it would always splash back. Yeah.
But I would still do it sometimes just because it's like accuracy.

Speaker 6 You know, that's why they put those B logos in? The urinals? Yes.

Speaker 6 If you pee there, it doesn't splash back.

Speaker 2 No little like mosquito or B or the logo.

Speaker 8 Yeah, or the Don't Go for the X.

Speaker 2 Yeah, don't go for the X.

Speaker 4 Why doesn't everyone just have ice in their urinals?

Speaker 6 Ice is the best.

Speaker 4 It's like you're playing an arcade game. You feel like you're at Dave and Buster's while you're in the bathroom.

Speaker 2 Dude, David. At Dave and Busters.
Every time... So, Dion, he always talks about how he pisses outside.
I think that's actually...

Speaker 2 I think that's like the number one thing about being rich is that you can just have a property that you can pee on all the time. Like, that's the difference.

Speaker 4 Yeah. Well, dogs do it all the time, too.
Must be so liberating. Yep.

Speaker 8 All right, last one. Hayhonk, Ripped Cat, and PFT.
My boyfriend loves animals and has always been overly obsessed with them. He does not fuck slash finger blast them like Billy Football does.

Speaker 8 But his fetishes seem even worse. He especially loves kangaroos and refers to them as Rurus.
He constantly will lift up my shirt and poke his head through the neck hole.

Speaker 8 He will then pretend he's sitting in my Ruru pouch and demand I pet his head and feed him snacks of his choice.

Speaker 8 He will then make me stand up and say, Mommy Roo, baby Roo, Ruru needs a tugging, which means he wants to give me a hand job while he was in my pouch.

Speaker 8 I almost always give him the hand job, but I'm really weirded out by it. Should I be worried or should I let my boyfriend continue to do

Speaker 4 what makes him happy? This sounds perfectly normal to me. Every guy goes through a kangaroo phase.

Speaker 2 Yeah, Rurus.

Speaker 2 Yeah. That's a hilarious thing to call breasts.

Speaker 4 Right, the Ruru pouch.

Speaker 2 By the way, Breaking Moose.

Speaker 4 Breaking Ruse.

Speaker 2 Breaking Rooze. This even goes further to our newfound theory that that whole

Speaker 2 video, the Fleetwood Mac video was planted. Stevie Nix has joined TikTok.
Okay, yeah. It's a plant.
It's over.

Speaker 4 Fellas, it's a plant. It's a plant.

Speaker 2 MK Ultra. We've been planted.

Speaker 4 We've been planted. Billy, I want to do a podcast with you about MK Ultra.

Speaker 2 Oh, sweet. Yeah.

Speaker 7 Let's do it.

Speaker 4 I'm just going to get you on all the LSD, like government grade, and then just let you talk into a mic. That's our MK Ultra podcast.
I'm going to do MK Ultra on you.

Speaker 4 Awesome. Don't be a pussy about it.
Just do it.

Speaker 9 Debab. No, dude, I don't want to trip.

Speaker 6 You might get into a bad trip.

Speaker 4 That's true.

Speaker 2 All right. Oh, number.
And then we'll go. Eight.

Speaker 2 18.

Speaker 6 Wayne puke is used in perfume, and it's actually really expensive.

Speaker 2 So happy you're back. I miss you on Sundays, Billy.

Speaker 4 I also heard that, like, beaver anus juice was used in vanilla and strawberry ice cream.

Speaker 6 That was going to be my fact that.

Speaker 2 God damn it.

Speaker 8 How much does a whale usually jizz?

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's no puke.

Speaker 8 No, but like when it jizzes, how many gallons? Do you know?

Speaker 6 I'm not sure.

Speaker 2 Oh, is it a sperm whale?

Speaker 2 48.

Speaker 4 54.

Speaker 2 19.

Speaker 4 8.

Speaker 4 400 gallons.

Speaker 2 8, 8, 8. If you're a serious tech company that wants to invest in my app, email me, BillyFootballPMT at gmail.com.

Speaker 4 I swear to God, it's going to be awesome.

Speaker 2 67.

Speaker 6 It's a lot more put together than it might seem.

Speaker 2 When do you think, let's do over-under real quick before we go, when do you think the first time one of us will get it?

Speaker 4 Before the new year.

Speaker 2 I don't think so.

Speaker 8 Before the new year. It's one in a hundred odds.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Love you. Well, especially because we keep the balls coming up.

Speaker 4 And also because five of us do it at the same time. True.

Speaker 2 So it's really

Speaker 2 of 20. It's one 20.

Speaker 4 It's one out of 20. It's 20 someday.
All right. It's 5%.

Speaker 2 See everyone on

Speaker 2 what day is today?

Speaker 4 Hank's mind just got blown.

Speaker 2 Friday. See everyone on Friday.
Friday. It's Friday.
See everyone Friday. Love you guys.

Speaker 2 Talking away,

Speaker 2 though I don't know what I'm to say, I'm saved anyway.

Speaker 2 Today's a moment to finally shy away.

Speaker 2 I've been coming for your love, okay.

Speaker 2 Shy away.

Speaker 2 So I'll be coming for your love of king.

Speaker 2 Take

Speaker 2 me up.

Speaker 2 I'll keep

Speaker 2 on

Speaker 2 after

Speaker 2 I

Speaker 2 need

Speaker 2 to say

Speaker 2 I won't say it's about me stoning your word

Speaker 2 Telling them that life is okay

Speaker 2 Say after me

Speaker 2 It's no better to be safe it's all Say after me

Speaker 2 It's no better to be safe and soft take

Speaker 2 on

Speaker 2 me

Speaker 2 Take

Speaker 2 me

Speaker 2 on

Speaker 2 I'll be

Speaker 2 gone

Speaker 2 I'm feeling like the same

Speaker 2 eggs in the light ball Just to play my world in the way

Speaker 2 You are the things I thought to and never

Speaker 2 shining away

Speaker 2 I'll be coming for you anyway

Speaker 2 Shining away

Speaker 2 I'll be coming for you anyway.

Speaker 2 Take

Speaker 2 me up

Speaker 2 I'll be gone

Speaker 2 I'll be good.

Speaker 2 It's part and my take take presented by Bar School Sports.