Chris Bosh, DK Metcalf, MLB/NBA Postseason and Bill O'Brien Fired

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Speaker 6 On today's part of my take,

Speaker 6 Chris Bosch and DK Metcalf. Two for the people.

Speaker 6 We talk NBA Finals with Chris Bosch, whether this actually counts.

Speaker 6 LeBron, all types of stuff, his new music. And then we have DK, our friend DK, on to talk about fumbling at the goal line, fumbling at the goal line, and also fumbling at the goal line.

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Today is Wednesday, October 7th,

Speaker 7 and the heat are dead. Not dead yet.
Not heat. Nah.

Speaker 7 Not, no.

Speaker 6 H-E-A-T. D-E-A-D.

Speaker 7 It is.

Speaker 7 It's unseasonably cool. The heat's not dead yet.
We could have another heat wave come back. I think that if they win the next game, I I think that they might make it to game six.

Speaker 6 They gave it their all. They tried very, very hard.
Valiant effort from Bam to come back from injury.

Speaker 7 There's no way that he's 100%.

Speaker 6 But they didn't count on the Lakers' best player. The referee.
Octavius Caldwell Pope.

Speaker 7 Okay. And the referee is P.

Speaker 6 Yeah, the rest, yeah, whatever. I mean, the Lakers get every call.
You just got to know that.

Speaker 7 They also didn't count on Mark Jackson breaking out the best call. Maybe in the history of sports,

Speaker 7 not all heroes

Speaker 6 wear capes. No, it wasn't.
No, that would have been great.

Speaker 7 What he actually said was, a hero isn't just a sandwich.

Speaker 6 Oh, nice.

Speaker 6 I actually like that. He zigged on us.
You didn't expect that. But yeah,

Speaker 6 I don't know, man. This is...

Speaker 6 The heat.

Speaker 6 It's unfortunate because I'm not going to make excuses and say that this doesn't count as a finals win for LeBron, but you got to think that if Dragic played this game, Heat would probably win.

Speaker 6 Absolutely. I mean, we can all agree on that.

Speaker 7 And not to mention Bam out there with one arm.

Speaker 6 And it's not fair to have KCP all of a sudden be good, right? Like, that's not cool.

Speaker 6 Also, I think... LeBron got hit in his dick.
Like, dude, we've seen your dick. Remember what? It's October.
And it's October. They're not.

Speaker 7 There are no fans there. No fans.

Speaker 6 It's October.

Speaker 6 Who cares? It is October.

Speaker 7 Also, LeBron's very rested, having taken the

Speaker 7 10 seconds off prematurely in the last game.

Speaker 6 Yes. So you get a very fast.
Load management is what they call that.

Speaker 6 And LeBron, look, here's where it's illegal to me. LeBron, you can't just start making your free throws.
That was a joke we had. We were going with it.
You missed your free throws now.

Speaker 6 You sucked the free throws. Now he's all of a sudden making them.
I feel robbed of some joy there.

Speaker 6 Also, just one last spin zone on this game. Looking at the Lakers

Speaker 6 roster,

Speaker 6 you had all the starters plus minus. Anthony Davis was plus 17.
Dwight Howard plus 3.

Speaker 6 Danny Green plus 5. KCP plus 8.
LeBron James minus 2.

Speaker 7 We're not cherry-picking that. That's an actual stat.

Speaker 6 Are the Lakers better without LeBron?

Speaker 7 That's what many are asking. I don't know.

Speaker 6 If you put in Rondo instead of LeBron, he's a plus 8. They probably win by 100.
Either way, it was a good game, though. Like, the Heat, they tried.

Speaker 6 Good job, good effort.

Speaker 6 Good job, good effort.

Speaker 7 That's what Magic Johnson actually said. I think it was like last Friday night.
He said,

Speaker 7 that was a solid performance by the Heat and a loss.

Speaker 6 All All right. Jake, we'll give you 30 seconds to tell us how you feel about your Heat.
It's a big night for Jake. He had the Heat die at the end.
He's got the Yankees losing their pinstripes.

Speaker 6 It's a bad night. Lots of Carlos Stanton.
Oh, Jean-Carlos Stanton hit a ball to the fucking moon.

Speaker 6 That guy, when he hits home runs, like him, he and Aaron Judge, when they get a hold of one, it's awe-inspiring. So there are two on no-out in the top of the ninth right now as we record this.

Speaker 6 Quickly, Jake, give us something about the heat.

Speaker 7 They are not dead yet.

Speaker 7 We're going to hear from Chris Bosch in a little bit.

Speaker 6 He believes in the culture. Well, he did say they were going to win game four.
They didn't.

Speaker 7 They did not. However, they are going to win this series in seven games.

Speaker 6 Nothing would make me happier, my darling Jake.

Speaker 7 If LeBron blew a 3-1 lead, that would be something. We would never forget that.

Speaker 6 These would be the most important playoffs of the world. We'd all agree, right? Oh, absolutely, yes.

Speaker 6 All right, so baseball.

Speaker 6 We're going to do more NBA Finals with Chris Bosch in a sec.

Speaker 6 Baseball, in a plot twist that I didn't see coming,

Speaker 6 I think as a podcast minus Jake, because Jake plays

Speaker 6 the game the right way, we all came to an independent thought today. Legitimately, like I was down in Dallas, so I wasn't even here.
I came back.

Speaker 6 I had this conversation with someone earlier, and then I came back, and you guys are having this conversation.

Speaker 6 I think we're going to root for the Astros.

Speaker 7 I'm 100% rooting for the Astros.

Speaker 6 The bad guys.

Speaker 6 I hated that.

Speaker 6 I hated that Correa quote. And I was like, fuck these guys.
But now that they've won a couple and they're starting to hit dingers like they did, like George Springer had two today.

Speaker 6 I think Correa had two the other, Monday.

Speaker 6 It would make so many people angry. Yes.

Speaker 6 And so many Yankee fans angry. And so many Dodgers.
like it would make so many people angry that I think we have to root for that now.

Speaker 7 I think they're cheating again, which is what I said they should do when they got caught. They should just do the exact same thing they did last year.

Speaker 7 Right now is the time where nobody's going to expect them to be cheating. They're like, oh, the Astros, they learned their lesson.

Speaker 7 They're afraid of getting, surely, they won't install another buzzer system using vibrators that they keep between their butt cheeks when they step up to the plate.

Speaker 7 No, I think that they are cheating, and I am all for it. I hope that it's Yankees-Astros, and I hope they beat the Yankees,

Speaker 7 and then I hope they play against the Dodgers. At that point, I'm not sure if I'm going to root for the Astros or the Dodgers.

Speaker 7 I'm probably going to root for the Astros.

Speaker 6 Yeah, it's one of those ones where I, in theory, it's funny. Here's where I want, here's where I'll land on this.
I want the Astros to get to the World Series. I do not want them to win.

Speaker 6 Because then you've got to think about the other side of this fence here. Soon as we get the other side, the Astros fans are going to be insufferable and be like, yeah, well, we deserve it.

Speaker 6 We're the best. We didn't even need to cheat this time.
We can't have that.

Speaker 6 So I want them to bother everyone and then ultimately lose so then we can shit on them again. That is the perfect arc.

Speaker 7 I agree with that. The only thing I disagree with is the crown that I'll get to wear as a Nats fan if we're the team that disrupted the Astros dynasty.
Yeah. If we are the one.

Speaker 6 The two isn't. I guess if two out of three, they would have won.

Speaker 7 Yeah, they would have won. Two out of three isn't it? We broke them up.

Speaker 7 We broke them up.

Speaker 7 Yeah, we stopped them from becoming the team of the decade.

Speaker 6 I uh, I just don't want them to win. I don't want them to win the World Series.
I want them to beat the Yankees, and then I want them to, uh, like Kershaw to like throw a perfect game against.

Speaker 7 Does the commissioner hand them the trophy?

Speaker 6 I want Slam Diego to win.

Speaker 7 Yeah, Slam Diego will be fun, but

Speaker 7 is there a ceremony where the commissioner has to hand the trophy to the Astros? Probably. That would be very, very funny if he had to do that.

Speaker 7 You know, he awards them with an extra DH to use next season.

Speaker 6 Yeah, listen, the Astros are pissing people off, and I like that.

Speaker 6 But yeah, I don't want them to go all the way.

Speaker 6 Because you know, Astro fans, and you know what the worst part is? Astros fans are also James Harden fans. Not all.
And analytics fans.

Speaker 7 Not all.

Speaker 6 And nerdball fans.

Speaker 7 They're not all fans. I can't do that.

Speaker 6 They had their one.

Speaker 6 They had their one. Okay.
And also,

Speaker 6 the one that you can then always argue was tainted will then be tainted.

Speaker 6 You're right. They won't have an

Speaker 6 air.

Speaker 7 They won't have a legitimate taint.

Speaker 6 Too many taints. Yeah, too many taints.
No, no, I'm saying, like, if they win an extra, if they win without cheating, they can claim the taint isn't real. Yes.
So I don't want that. I don't want that.

Speaker 7 I'm still up in the air. If it's Sam Diego, I'm rooting for them.
Yep. If it's the Dodgers, are you telling me that you're not going to root for an epic Clayton Kershaw meltdown in the playoffs?

Speaker 6 No, man. He's at the end, man.
I just. At some point, you kick a guy so much, you just want to see him get back up.
Everyone loves a redemption story. you know what I mean?

Speaker 6 Like, yeah, at the end, at the end, Astros. Yeah, yeah, good point.

Speaker 6 No, at the very end, you do want,

Speaker 6 you know, like Tiger winning the Masters, or like, you want the guy, Virginia Basketball, yeah, yeah, I mean, that one I don't care about, but yeah, sure, the Lightning winning the Stanley Cup after

Speaker 6 exactly

Speaker 6 where they were when the Lightning won the Virginia's good, Virginia's a good, good call, uh, but that, yeah, you want,

Speaker 6 that's what America does, Patriots have to deflate. Yep, okay, uh, that's what America does, though.
We beat people down and then we lift them back up.

Speaker 6 And then when they get too good again, we beat them back down again. Mirror and Berry.
Yeah, perfect. Exactly.

Speaker 6 All right.

Speaker 6 What are you laughing about, Hank? What are you going to say? I'm not. I'm not.
Say it, Hank. Say it.

Speaker 3 Oscar Mystorius. Oh.

Speaker 7 Oh, I thought you were going to say

Speaker 6 the Challenger. I wasn't going to say space shuttle programs.

Speaker 6 Yeah, NASA's back.

Speaker 6 I was not going to say that. Oh, my God.
I was not going to say that.

Speaker 7 Back is better than ever.

Speaker 6 Yeah. Okay, let's recap some Monday night football.
Oh, should we first talk about our friend Bill O'Brien losing two jobs on Monday?

Speaker 9 Three jobs. Three jobs.

Speaker 6 Offensive coordinators.

Speaker 6 They never announced that he lost offensive coordinators.

Speaker 7 That's true. They said that they fired GM and head coach Bill O'Brien.
Right. But he might stick around.

Speaker 7 At the very least, Bill O'Brien left some things behind in the office that he can come back and collect. gradually over the course of the next four weeks.
Oh, one more thing, Romeo.

Speaker 7 You might want to add this into the game.

Speaker 6 It would be hilarious if they were. They were trade JJ.

Speaker 7 If they were doing Zoom installs and he was just popping in just zoom crashing change the passwords yeah they did the thing where they let him talk to the press I like that that's like a new trend classy Ron Rivera they did that with him uh when he left the Carolina Panthers yep uh Bill O'Brien I think it's just like if you've been with the team for longer than it's it's actually like if you took over the team when they really stunk and then you got them to the playoffs at least once right and stayed there for five years they let you say goodbye the famous Ron Rivera when he said we won the uh NFC South three years in a row and failed to mention that one of those years, I think they went seven, eight, and one.

Speaker 7 They won the NFC South.

Speaker 6 They won the NFC South.

Speaker 9 But Bill O'Brien has been fired.

Speaker 6 You have to think that if he had just

Speaker 6 done the play calling move like two weeks earlier, he might have been able to save this job.

Speaker 6 I also think there's, I can't remember who said it, but someone was like, I think he might have done the, I think he might have been calling the plays like two weeks ago, but waited to announce it till the Vikings game so he could take credit against a bad defense.

Speaker 6 So he was waiting, and then if they had like pulled off an upset against the Steelers, he'd been like, you know who's calling the plays, me.

Speaker 6 Instead, he did it with the Vikings game to publicly come out and be like, hey, guess what, guys? The schedule is about to get softer. I'm about to start calling the plays.

Speaker 6 We're going to start winning football games. He forgot the winning football games part.
And now we are back to my favorite storyline in the world.

Speaker 6 Deshaun Watson deserves better. Yeah, do you think he's going to be famous? Everyone's feeling bad.

Speaker 7 Do you think he's going to come back? Do you think that DeAndre Hopkins is gonna come back to Deshaun?

Speaker 6 That would be funny.

Speaker 7 Just DeAndre DeManner. Okay, now that this is over, I can come back.

Speaker 6 Yeah, this junkyard Kyle Shanahan bitch, Cliff Kingsbury, I'm done with it.

Speaker 7 So

Speaker 7 we are back to the whole notion of like Deshaun deserves better. But my other favorite storyline is interim head coaches.
And Romeo Cornell is technically their interim head coach.

Speaker 7 He doesn't do it for

Speaker 7 interim head coach.

Speaker 7 You want your interim head coach. It's actually like the five-year anniversary of Tony Sperrano bearing the football today when he was the Raiders' interim head coach.

Speaker 7 And you want your interim guy to come in and light a spark. Romeo, there's nothing about Romeo that screams spark.
I think he's the oldest head coach in the NFL right now.

Speaker 7 His motivational trick is like, okay, everybody has to get a library card.

Speaker 3 I'm going to read it.

Speaker 7 And then tell me what you read at the start of next meeting.

Speaker 6 We're going to have some nap time in the middle of the afternoon. You're right, though.

Speaker 6 The interim head coach is the best case scenario is the guys love him so much that he becomes the head coach, Freddie Kitchens. Yeah.
Well, he wasn't the interim head coach, but you know what I mean.

Speaker 6 Like the guys, you know, cape for him so much that they're like, you got to make him head coach. And then that always fails.
But yeah, you want him

Speaker 6 Dan Campbell playing Metallica, dressing the Dolphins in all black. Coacho at USC and LSU was legendary, who then he became the LSU head coach.
That's what you aspire for.

Speaker 6 Romeo Cornell, they're just playing out the string, and it's early to play out the string.

Speaker 7 Yes,

Speaker 7 you want your interim head coach to be the substitute teacher that has an open carry license. Romeo Cornell is the substitute teacher that comes in and just like falls asleep at the desk.
Yeah.

Speaker 6 And then every now and then wakes up and yells at someone. Yeah.
Been like, you better stop fucking around back there and then falls back asleep.

Speaker 7 Romeo's going to wheel in the TV cart that we all saw back in elementary school, put on Bill Nye, the science guy, and fall asleep when he turns the lights on.

Speaker 6 And one of the kids is going to steal the remote and turn off the TV and Romeo's going to lose it trying to figure out what's going on. Yeah.
So technology is not his strong suit.

Speaker 6 What were you going to say, Jake?

Speaker 7 Not only the oldest head coach right now via NFL Research, the oldest person to coach a game in the history of the NFL at 73.

Speaker 6 Oh, wow. I feel like Bill Parcel still got one more run in him.

Speaker 7 What do you think about Jeff Fisher?

Speaker 7 Bring Jeff Fisher to Houston, have him move the team to Tennessee, and then move the team to L.A.

Speaker 6 I like that.

Speaker 7 The Los Angeles Texans.

Speaker 9 Too bad for Bill O'Brien.

Speaker 6 I'm going to miss that chin. He's going to go somewhere.

Speaker 6 Another notch on Bill Belichick's. I'll let you free, and then you can fuck up a franchise belt.

Speaker 7 Yes, this was actually his masterpiece. Yeah.
It was like they got a great quarterback. They have probably the best wide receiver in the NFL.
Bill, I need you to trade away Deshaun Watts.

Speaker 7 I need you to trade away DeAndre Hopkins to the NFC for me.

Speaker 6 Yes, ruin it. So that was the Bill O'Brien news.
We had Monday night football, double Monday night football, which was very confusing.

Speaker 7 By the way, hey, real quick,

Speaker 7 it just dawned on me right now. This timing makes no sense to fire Bill O'Brien.
No. It makes absolutely no sense because

Speaker 7 you're going to let him trade away your franchise's best player, then you're going to give him four games and then fire him after the player.

Speaker 6 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're under the assumption that the Texans are like a franchise that does smart things.

Speaker 7 That's true. I'm just saying.

Speaker 6 So in my mind, it makes perfect sense. This is exactly what a dumb franchise would do.

Speaker 6 Let their coach become their GM in a power struggle, have him wreck everything, and then fire him four games in the season.

Speaker 7 That's true. That's true.
That's

Speaker 6 the Steelers, the Patriots, or the Seahawks. We're talking about the Houston Texans.
The other thing.

Speaker 7 I think I realized also what's pissing me off about this is that it's thrown off the whole timetable of when we expect bad coaches to be fired. Yes.
It's so early.

Speaker 7 People are saying, like, Dan Quinn, after that loss, he's going to get fired before he gets on the plane. No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 7 These firings happen either in the bye week or like week 10 at the earliest.

Speaker 6 Like after Thanksgiving. I did,

Speaker 6 I saw a tweet today about Dan Quinn, and it was a report from a Falcons beat reporter, and he said,

Speaker 6 according to my sources, Dan Quinn is not expected to be fired today.

Speaker 6 That's when you know you're in trouble. Yeah, when they're now reporting on days you don't get fired.

Speaker 7 He's doing the key card update. Dan Quinn accessed the Atlanta Falcons.

Speaker 6 Nothing about tomorrow.

Speaker 6 Nothing about tomorrow. But today, Tuesday, Dan Quinn kept his job.

Speaker 7 If I may, I think that Dan Quinn will be just fine. He said after after the game, and I'm paraphrasing here probably.
No one's more upset than I am. I'm going to take a long look in the mirror.

Speaker 7 It starts and it ends with me. Oh, there you go.
I'm in full evaluation process from the top down, and we're looking forward to getting this thing turned around because we've got a great team.

Speaker 7 They deserve better. The fans deserve better.
So it starts with me. Again, I'm looking into the mirror.

Speaker 6 And you know what? The Falcons...

Speaker 6 They're going to probably, I'm going to look up their schedule real quick, but they're probably going to play for Dan Quinn's job. I'll say something nice about the Falcons.

Speaker 6 They were trying on Monday Night Football. They weren't a dead football team.
Now, Matt Ryan,

Speaker 6 he's starting to see ghosts. He's starting to see ghosts.
He's starting to. There's a couple plays where you're like, what is he looking at? But they still have all those first rounders.

Speaker 6 All right, so the Falcons play the Panthers, the Vikings, the Lions, the Panthers, the Broncos. Okay.
They could start. They could.
Yeah. Look, if you want to talk about schedule fucked,

Speaker 6 they started the season against the Seahawks, which some may say is

Speaker 6 the second, third best team in the league. They lost in that crazy game against the Cowboys.
They lost in that crazy game against the Bears. 3-1 Bears.

Speaker 6 And then they played against the Packers, who some may say are the top three team in the league. So you want to talk about schedule fuck.
The Falcons are up there for it.

Speaker 6 I think Dan Quinn might keep his job. I think he might rattle off enough wins to get to 8-8 and keep this goddamn job.

Speaker 7 I mean, the next five games that you just mentioned right there, they seem all winnable.

Speaker 6 They could go. They could go.

Speaker 6 Well,

Speaker 6 what's one of my three things that I'm going to do this year? Respect Teddy Bridgewater more. So we're not going to beat the Panthers.
Okay. But Vikings, Lions, Panthers twice, and Broncos.

Speaker 6 That feels like

Speaker 6 we could be sitting here halfway through the season and could be like, the Falcons are three and five.

Speaker 7 And they're heating up. They're on a roll.

Speaker 6 Yeah,

Speaker 7 I think Dan Quinn maybe spend less time looking in the mirror, more time looking at opponents' running backs in the flat. That would work.
That would be nice.

Speaker 7 If they could guard guard a running back who's very obviously about to catch a pass and scoot for a four-yard first down.

Speaker 6 Yes. I'm also, so that game, I mean, Aaron Rodgers just decided he's going to be an MVP again.

Speaker 7 I'm so fucking sick of this shit. The hard count's back.

Speaker 6 Hard count's back.

Speaker 7 And he's messing with people. He's getting cocky with it.
His hard count this week, he said hard count instead of hike.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 7 Because he knows everyone's listening. Are you okay?

Speaker 6 I got a frog in my throat.

Speaker 7 You got the Coco? No,

Speaker 6 I got a frog in my throat.

Speaker 7 That's usually Billy's territory. Be deep-throat and toads.

Speaker 6 I'm good. You okay? Yes, good.

Speaker 7 Just don't let it finish.

Speaker 6 Yes.

Speaker 7 But yeah.

Speaker 6 Yeah. Ritbit, Ribbit.

Speaker 7 Aaron Rodgers, psyching people out with a hard count.

Speaker 6 And this fucking Tanya guy, get out of here, man. They don't, the Packers,

Speaker 6 don't do this, Packers.

Speaker 6 The Packers are, and I know it's because Aaron Rodgers is not the receivers, but they are the number one team of let's just throw random dudes out there and they'll just ball out.

Speaker 7 Well, it was funny because Aaron Rodgers was laughing and people were like, why is he laughing so much?

Speaker 7 It's because it's a big joke to him that he's able to complete touchdown passes to his tight end. Yes.
He never has a good tight end.

Speaker 6 That game also, there's nothing more demoralizing than I've never seen an overkiller quite like that sequence of events where the Packers got stopped fourth and goal on the one, and then the Falcons went on a 10-minute, 20-play field goal drive.

Speaker 7 And it was a 94-yard drive.

Speaker 6 Just sucked the life out of everyone.

Speaker 7 Yeah, that was tough. It really was over.
I also had the over on that one.

Speaker 6 So the other game, the Chiefs Patriots,

Speaker 6 this was like a glimpse into an alternate reality of what would happen if Bill Belchick didn't have a quarterback. Because holy shit, Brian Hoyer.

Speaker 6 That was a Yabo for the Rays there. Brian Hoyer.
I'll say some nice things about Brian Hoyer.

Speaker 6 He's not afraid to stay in the pocket, even while he's getting sacked. And there's a rush in front of him.
And he has no timeouts. And he has no timeouts.

Speaker 6 He's fearless.

Speaker 6 He is cool under pressure back then internal clock it just never expires he does not see ghosts no no he sees the player in front of him sacking him yes and he's still like i can get out of this bruce willis at the start of the sixth cents yeah for the first five minutes so that game um it hank like it was the pitchers that was a winnable game did any do we ever get an explanation on the patrick mahomes turnover was it belichek was complaining and missed it because no the the report the ref report or whatever came out today, and they said that they called him down because he was getting sacked.

Speaker 6 But you could hear there wasn't a whistle.

Speaker 6 And credit to Dave Tob.

Speaker 3 So Belichick couldn't challenge it.

Speaker 6 Oh, okay. He couldn't challenge it.
So Dave Tob, though, who's like the best special teams coach in the league,

Speaker 6 he used to coach the Bears when they had Hester in that run, but I've never seen a punt get off faster. That thing, you blinked, and that punt was off.

Speaker 7 Yeah, and Belichick was like out on the field, took off both of his masks to a lot to refs about that one. He was pissed off.

Speaker 7 I don't blame him for being mad, but I will say Stidham has a great handoff. His handoffs look pretty

Speaker 7 the eyeball test. He passed it.
Quarterback controversy, New England?

Speaker 3 I mean, Stiddum, it's one of those things where it's like, you can't really judge a guy until he at least starts a few games.

Speaker 3 If you're coming in as the backup, it's not really a fair sample size.

Speaker 6 Can we also, I know I ranted about this, I think, last week when Matthew Berry tweeted that 31 teams passed on Cam Newton, which was crazy to say.

Speaker 6 But this, like, the Patriots were thinking about starting Jared Stidham over Cam Newton. No, they weren't on Boston Radio.
No, they weren't. Bill Belichick was playing mind games with everyone.

Speaker 3 There's that was primetime Corona when there was no sports going on and there was nothing to talk about.

Speaker 6 But that also is, that's a credit to Belichick and the coaching job that he's done in his entire career where the fastest way for a guy to get hype is for Belichick to draft you in the late rounds as a quarterback.

Speaker 9 Well, so I think Ryan Mallett, Matt Castle.

Speaker 6 Like, you just name all these guys. Brian Hoyer.
You can name any guy who he drafts, and everyone's like, ooh, what did he see that we didn't see? I know, they probably just stink.

Speaker 7 I think Brian Flores was a coach that before the season started wouldn't even acknowledge that Cam was going to be the starting quarterback.

Speaker 7 He was like, I think they're going to have an open competition. Those other guys are pretty good.
That's another classic.

Speaker 7 That's Belichick telling his former disciple what to say to the media to gas up Hoyer a little bit.

Speaker 6 Right. Jacoby Bruce.

Speaker 6 It is the great, the greatest job.

Speaker 7 Jimmy Garoppolo.

Speaker 6 The greatest job you can have in all of sports is to be like a rounder that gets drafted by Bill Belichick.

Speaker 6 Because smart by him, he always like, it feels like he takes a quarterback every other year, which smart organizations do that. But he instantly gets bumped up to like a second rounder just by.

Speaker 6 I mean, it happens all the time with trades, too. If Belichick does a trade, everyone's like, well, that guy's washed up.

Speaker 9 There's got to be something about that.

Speaker 6 He's in everyone's head. Yeah.

Speaker 7 And so like Mohamed Sanu, they picked him up last year. And everybody was like, what a classic Belichick find.
I think Mohamed Sanu's been cut by two teams since the Patriots cut him.

Speaker 7 So yeah, yeah, everyone thinks that automatically you go there, there's something about you. Like, Bilam is going to get a job soon.

Speaker 7 Or is he on the Giants now? He's on the Giants.

Speaker 6 He's on the Giants Murray.

Speaker 6 You're right. You have to run last.
He's got to run splint

Speaker 6 sprints with Joe Judge.

Speaker 7 My only concern about Cam is that they're doing all the contact tracing and testing of the other Patriots. Zero other New England Patriots besides Cam have tested positive.
Not true.

Speaker 7 One did today start

Speaker 6 Bill Murray. Yeah, Bill Murray's squad.
He's everywhere. Hilarious.

Speaker 7 No starters, nobody on the offense has tested positive. Is that indictment on Cam Newton's leadership? Ooh.

Speaker 7 Because you know that if Tom Brady had Corona when he was in New England, Julian Edelman would be the one driving him around outside the hospital without a mask on, waving to his fans.

Speaker 7 Julian would be like, Julian would get, he would test positive within 30 seconds of Tom Brady testing positive.

Speaker 6 I'd love to see what concoction Alex Guerrero would come up with to cure Corona for Tom Brady.

Speaker 7 Hose water.

Speaker 7 We drank it as a kid.

Speaker 6 Eat this nickel. Yeah.
Have some cabbage and some hose water.

Speaker 7 Yeah, I'm going to make a broth out of loose change in my pockets and we're going to add in some Eye of Newt and we're going to

Speaker 6 give you a deep tissue massage in your throat.

Speaker 7 I'm going to need every tomato in New England exported to the state of New York. I can't have tomatoes within three states of making this broth.

Speaker 6 Alex Guerrero has definitely pulled Tom Brady aside. during the pandemic, been like, hey, man,

Speaker 6 I'm loyal to you first, and I'm here to do a job for for you. But if they call upon me to find a vaccine for this coronavirus, I got one.

Speaker 6 Like, he's like, I'm not, listen, I'm not going to put my hand up, but if they ask me, I could fix this thing. It's just drink a lot of water.
Yeah.

Speaker 7 You need to double your water.

Speaker 6 Positive thoughts. Yeah.

Speaker 6 Positive thoughts and water.

Speaker 7 Wear a copper undershirt to bed and then sleep with this crystal underneath your pillow.

Speaker 6 Oh, man. All right.
So that was Monday Night Football. The double Monday football.

Speaker 7 I love the two planes that the Patriots stuck, too. It's like, this is the sick plane.
This is the death plane.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 7 this is Spirit Airlines. And then this is the real plane.

Speaker 6 This is Jet Blue.

Speaker 6 I have to admit something.

Speaker 6 In a moment that I'm having more and more dad moments, but

Speaker 6 when this kickoff started at 8.50, I audibly said, this is too late for me. Oh, really? Yeah.
I don't know what those 30 minutes did, but I was like, I watched the whole game.

Speaker 6 But I still said, I was like, Jesus Christ, it's fucking late.

Speaker 3 Well, I think it was because the Patriots game had started and ended. And you're like, oh, this is 7 o'clock, right?

Speaker 6 It's over at 9.30.

Speaker 3 Like, this is awesome.

Speaker 6 It was tough.

Speaker 6 I just, it was, I mean, it's every father in America.

Speaker 6 Any game that starts past 8 o'clock, they're just like, no, too late.

Speaker 7 Dad's strength expires when the sun goes down.

Speaker 6 And maybe wake up in the fourth quarter on the couch and be like, what happened? Okay, got it.

Speaker 7 I do think it was a good game for the Chiefs to win ugly. They proved that they can win a game where they don't look like their offense is unstoppable.

Speaker 6 This is what the Chiefs are now, too, is that

Speaker 6 you can stop them for a quarter or two, but they're just going to figure out a way. It's the same thing happened with the Chargers game.

Speaker 6 The Chargers played a great game, and we sat there watching it being like, well, I mean, a 70-yard touchdown is going to happen at some point. They always have that in their back sleeve.

Speaker 6 Obviously, the pick six was

Speaker 6 a bigger deal to make it look like a bigger of a blowout, but it just, it feels like the Chiefs are always just waiting, waiting, waiting to pounce. Yeah.

Speaker 7 I'm just, I'm glad that Andy Reid seems to have made it out okay. That was my initial concern when the Patriots Patriots tested positive, when Cam Newton tested positive.
We can't have it.

Speaker 7 Andy Reid sort of coached that game from inside one of those big bubble balls, like the hamster balls or like the atlas sphere from American Gladiators. We can't have anything get to us.

Speaker 6 Just go and hit other people with it.

Speaker 6 I love when people get knocked out.

Speaker 7 2020 has been bad enough. We lost Eddie Van Halen today.
We cannot lose R.I.P. Eddie.

Speaker 7 Can't lose Andy Reed. Bobby Bowden got COVID.
Bobby's got it. We lost John Prime.

Speaker 6 We got to keep Bobby alive.

Speaker 7 Lost Toots.

Speaker 6 Yo, shout out Tommy Lasorda. Just fucking motoring on.
Just grooving.

Speaker 7 He just.

Speaker 6 Yeah, knock on Wood. Knock on Billy.
Tommy Luce. Tommy Lasorda probably

Speaker 6 has the antibodies from the Spanish flu in 1918.

Speaker 7 He would punch Corona in the face. Yeah.
He'd get into a fight with it.

Speaker 6 He would, no, he would, he would, he would pull it, he would mix it up with some gravy on a Sunday afternoon and eat it with some meatballs.

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Speaker 6 Nice. That's great.

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Speaker 6 That actually, if you slow it down, it spelled F-U-C-K. Fuck.
Did it really? Yeah. If you played reverse,

Speaker 7 it says, Paul is dead.

Speaker 6 Fuck.

Speaker 7 Well, I will say, PFT caught me off the air.

Speaker 7 If the Yankees play the Astros and things go poorly, it's building. It could build up.
Jake dropped a hard F-bomb at his desk today, and I just looked at him. I said, my stars.

Speaker 6 Yes. Oh, my Lanta.
How dare you? Oh, my Lanta. Where are you buckets? Hank.
Hot seat cool trunk.

Speaker 3 My hot seat is Doc Rivers.

Speaker 6 Wait, didn't we?

Speaker 6 Oh, that was who's back.

Speaker 3 And this is for a different reason. So

Speaker 3 he was doing an interview. He's the new Sixers head coach.
Yep. And in this interview, he was saying he is going to get rid of the Doc Rivers nickname and just go by Glenn.

Speaker 3 And somehow he thinks that that's just going to happen.

Speaker 6 Yeah, that doesn't happen.

Speaker 7 You don't go from a doc to a Glenn.

Speaker 6 Because he goes,

Speaker 3 there's only one doc in Philly, and that's Dr. J.

Speaker 6 But it's like, dude, your name is Doc Rivers.

Speaker 6 That was a nice press conference quip. But yeah, no, you're Doc.

Speaker 3 You're not Doc. No one's going to get Glenn Rivers.

Speaker 7 Also, can't stop the Doc.

Speaker 6 I mean, you really can't get cooler than be calling Doc. Like, that's the coolest nickname to have.

Speaker 7 You should actually just embrace it and rock like a big white lab coat on the surface.

Speaker 6 That'd be cool. Yes.

Speaker 6 Maybe actually you could trick Joel and Beat into losing some weight. Yeah.
He'd be like, hey, Joelle, it's me, Doc. You're fat.

Speaker 7 Wearing a stuffy suit. Hey, Ben Simmons, you're actually right-handed.
Yeah.

Speaker 6 Hey, Joelle, you're technically obese. We're going to have to cut down the Shirley Temples.

Speaker 3 I say, that's my hot seat. My cool throne is Storms.

Speaker 3 Oh, like. Hurricane Delta.

Speaker 6 Yes.

Speaker 3 It's coming to the Gulf Coal is bad. But Seattle Storm won the WNBA championship.

Speaker 6 Good. Okay.

Speaker 7 So Hurricane Delta is going to hit the.

Speaker 7 Did they call it Delta? Because it's going to hit.

Speaker 3 Hurricane Delta is. No, that's just the name.
That's the name.

Speaker 6 Okay. Yeah.
We ran out of names. Sue Bird?

Speaker 3 Sue Bird.

Speaker 6 Nice. Dub.

Speaker 3 Got it. Yep.

Speaker 6 Seattle basketball back. Shout out to Spencer Hawes.
Stop bitching about the Sonics and start respecting the

Speaker 6 WNBA.

Speaker 3 Storm. Storm.

Speaker 6 Start respecting the Storm. I love the WNBA.
I love betting on the WNBA. Someday, my Chicago Sky are going to make it.

Speaker 6 They did, actually. I went to it.
People forget I went to a WNBA Finals game by myself. No content.

Speaker 6 And someone took a picture of me because I had three empty seats next to me and said, sitting with all your friends. And it hurt my feelings, but I also had a great time.
But they lost.

Speaker 6 Was there a seasoned ticket holder, too? I was.

Speaker 7 Did anybody do the Darren Revelle tweet of like, this fat person had to buy three seats and I?

Speaker 6 Fun fact, I was the person who screenshotted that one and got Darren in trouble.

Speaker 7 I loved that one. Thank you for your service.

Speaker 6 Yes, appreciate it.

Speaker 6 Yeah, someone, whoever tweeted that at the beginning, whoever actually took that picture,

Speaker 6 tweet that out and I'll retweet it again. It's a very funny picture of me sitting with no one.

Speaker 7 My hot seat is Jerry Kwee. I think I pronounced that right.

Speaker 6 Billy, did I say that right?

Speaker 7 I have no idea. Jerry Coy, it's on your seat.
It's on your sheet.

Speaker 7 No, it's the mascot for Arsenal. Oh, yeah.
They dismissed, they sacked. Excuse me, it's England.
They sacked their long-serving mascot

Speaker 7 on the same day they spent millions. Well, he's a dinosaur.
Oh.

Speaker 3 Wait, they're getting rid of the animal or the guy in the animal?

Speaker 7 On the same day that they paid a fee of 45 million quid.

Speaker 7 That's a lot of quid for Atletico's Madrid's Thomas Party, and that was talking soccer. They sacked the person who portrayed club mascot, Gunnar Soros.
It's a bad comment.

Speaker 6 Oh, I like Gunnar Soros.

Speaker 7 You're right, Hank. That is a bad thing.
They overpaid. Yeah.
They overpaid. Gunnar Soros.
That's classic Atletico Madrid.

Speaker 7 So Gunnar Soros lost a job. He had been in the role since 1993.

Speaker 7 Very depressing. Dude,

Speaker 6 that is a great name. And the transfer window in soccer is actually awesome.

Speaker 6 They really talked about the business. Gunnar Soros should go in the transfer window.

Speaker 6 Yes, they should do that for every sport, though, because you basically have one day where, I mean, obviously it's like a trade deadline, but just buy him, sell.

Speaker 6 I mean, how fun would it be if in a football season you could loan out a player like Deshaun Watson right now?

Speaker 6 If the Texans start one in six, a team could be like, all right, we'll pay Deshaun Watson, we'll pay the Texans $60 million for Deshaun Watson for the rest of the year. Yeah.
I mean,

Speaker 6 he goes back. Yeah, you can.

Speaker 6 You can do that.

Speaker 3 So if this guy has a contract with Athletico, but then it goes to the back of the city. Sometimes you go do that.

Speaker 6 You can do it on loan. I also might have made up some of this.

Speaker 6 So Jerry Cloyer, I think, I feel like the

Speaker 6 loan thing. But it makes sense.
That's what I said. I said it confidently.

Speaker 7 The person gets the transfer and then he just stays there. He doesn't.

Speaker 6 But he can also go on loan and come back.

Speaker 7 He can just, like an open relationship. Yeah.
He's like, Gunnersaurus could have a hall pass where he's like, you know what?

Speaker 7 I'll go mascot for the Astros. Yeah.

Speaker 6 It would be sick, though, if we just had the, you can just pay whatever you want for a player.

Speaker 7 That'd be sick. Gunnersaurus, open invite.
The football team needs a mascot. We're going to change the bullets.
We're not going to get a guy named Gunnarsaurus.

Speaker 7 Yeah, but Gunnersaurus.

Speaker 6 Well, no,

Speaker 6 that's the nickname of the fans. We're going to go to the...

Speaker 7 They're the Gunners. The Gunnersaurus.

Speaker 6 No, they're the Gunners. Yes, I know.
Yeah, yeah. I'm wearing Arsenal.
Yeah, I know. Gunners.
I know. I don't know if you know EPL like I do.

Speaker 7 Oh, I know Arsenal.

Speaker 7 Name one of their players.

Speaker 7 Tyrion Re. Boom.

Speaker 6 Gerude. Oliver Gerud.

Speaker 7 I'll name one. Thomas Pardee.
Thomas Party.

Speaker 7 He used to play at Atletico Madrid, didn't he? Last year.

Speaker 6 Oh, yeah, I think he got a transfer. He got transferred over.
He had a lot of money. So, yeah, I guess we're both Arsenal experts over here.
Arsenal sucks. That's all I know.

Speaker 7 Cool Throne is Mike Tomlins Thesaurus. Yeah.

Speaker 7 So Mike Tomlin gave a press conference day. They asked him what was different about this weekend.
How did your team spend the time when they had an unexpected bye week?

Speaker 7 His answer was, we took a weekend to observe competition on a global perspective,

Speaker 7 which it sounds like somebody making up a fake job experience for the resume. Like it really embellishing what they did to sound smart.
It's like we, our guys, we watch the red zone.

Speaker 7 We watched football for two days on television. But really, when you get down to it, what we did was we observed competition on a global perspective.

Speaker 6 We watched all the games. He also said the Eagles don't have a bunch of injuries.
They have a lack of availability at the wide receiver position.

Speaker 7 I love his thesaurus. Big Ben doesn't have a porn addiction.
He's just an enthusiast when it comes to observing gashes.

Speaker 6 He's an internet enthusiast. Yes.
Yeah.

Speaker 7 WebMD,

Speaker 7 he's not a porn addict who's also a hypochondriac. He just loves observing and notifying gashes in their native environment.
Private mode.

Speaker 6 That's all he's addicted to.

Speaker 7 Yes, incognito specialist.

Speaker 6 All right, my hot seat is Twitter. So unfortunately, you all probably thought to yourself, Twitter is our one place that we can escape from this world, from politics,

Speaker 6 from all that stuff.

Speaker 7 It feels like just yesterday there was no politics. Yeah, Twitter.

Speaker 6 Well, unfortunately, that no longer is the case because Keith Olberman has left ESPN and he is starting a political show for the presidential race.

Speaker 6 He actually made a, he did a Periscope and he said, did you think I was going to sit out this election season? And I have to confidently say I did not think. for one second,

Speaker 6 where's Keith Olberman been? He hasn't been tweeting, sir, resigned.

Speaker 6 Yeah, I know, but I didn't, I wasn't like, man, is Keith Oberman sitting out this political

Speaker 6 season?

Speaker 7 Maybe not allowed to tweet whatever.

Speaker 6 No, I know that, but what I'm saying is, like, at no point was I missing Keith Oberman tweeting about politics.

Speaker 7 I'm really interested in

Speaker 7 which side he's going to take. Like, because he was at ESPN, we don't know.
Like, Keith Oberman's just been building up these takes.

Speaker 7 He should do like a gender reveal for who he's going to be voting for.

Speaker 6 It was

Speaker 6 very Keith Oberman being like, you know what, Twitter, like you probably were wondering, who will tell the truth? Who will talk about politics? Well, me, Keith Olbermann.

Speaker 7 I'm here to do it. What's the show going to be called? My guess is the Keith Oldman show starring Keith Oberman.

Speaker 6 It's Keith Olderman YouTube.

Speaker 6 I think he said this presidential election is for the worst person on earth or something. I think that might be what he calls it.
Okay. I don't know.

Speaker 7 I'm already.

Speaker 7 I'm done with Keith Oberman.

Speaker 6 I mean, I don't follow him.

Speaker 7 Like, the best Keith Oberman is when he is just only tweeting, sir, resign, sir.

Speaker 6 Well, you know what? I didn't even unfollow him for his politics. I didn't follow him because every fucking day he tweets some

Speaker 6 sad dog that needs to be adopted. It's like Sarah McLaughlin commercial all the time.

Speaker 7 It's even worse than that because he'll be like, this dog is going to be executed in the next five minutes. Do something.
Unless people retweet this.

Speaker 6 You fucking do something.

Speaker 7 Unless this tweet has 50,000 retweets, this dog will be put down.

Speaker 6 Yeah, every, like, you wake up on a Tuesday morning and it's just Keith Oberman, like, this dog was beaten and dragged and is about to be killed and put out of its mercy unless someone adopts it right now, Twitter.

Speaker 7 It's really just the reverse Rex Chapman.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 7 Just like taking dogs hostage. Yes.
Using our emotions against us. Dogs, bro.

Speaker 6 All right. My cool throne is Earth because Billy Sheet says that there's three huge asteroids that will skim past Earth tomorrow.

Speaker 7 Skim it.

Speaker 6 I'm so fucking sick of asteroids. Do something.

Speaker 6 They're all talk, no walk.

Speaker 6 Seriously.

Speaker 7 This is what we said about Corona, too, back in February.

Speaker 6 Don't care. Asteroids do something.

Speaker 7 They haven't won shit in

Speaker 7 60,000 years?

Speaker 7 I have no idea. When did it hit? Millions of years.

Speaker 6 63 million.

Speaker 7 60 million years. Now, Guttersaurus is extinct.

Speaker 9 Did you know that for a fact?

Speaker 6 Or it's 6.3 billion. Which one is it? You're just going to count numbers.

Speaker 3 630,000.

Speaker 6 63 days. It's been 63 days since we've been hit by an asteroid.
Killed the sources. I'm just saying it.
You know what? If no one else will do it, I'll call them out. Asteroids, you're on my shit list.

Speaker 6 You're frauds.

Speaker 6 You're frauds. Yeah.

Speaker 6 If it shows up to Earth, it will probably fuck me up. But you're frauds.
65 million years ago. 65 million.
There we go, Billy.

Speaker 7 In the words of Mercury Morris, don't talk to me when you're on my block. Talk to me when you're at my door.
Yeah. Asteroids.

Speaker 6 Yes. All right, Billy.
Hot seat, cool throne.

Speaker 7 Trash. Asteroids.
My hot seat is the baby shark song. So a court ruled that playing the baby shark song on repeat is basically torture and that it's illegal.

Speaker 7 So you can't play the baby shark song on repeat because it's technically torture. My cool throne is our CEO, Eric Renardini.
Yeah, he signed the WWE board.

Speaker 6 Slay queen. Huge.

Speaker 7 Do you think that she's going to get stunned?

Speaker 6 I kind of think that's initiation. It's like they, they, the icebreaker at WWE headquarters is they put a bunch of cinnamon in front of you, you can't sneeze, and then they stun you.

Speaker 3 We don't really do this anymore, but like explain it to Hank. Like, I don't really understand boards.

Speaker 6 Yeah, it's pretty much just

Speaker 6 important people that are smart.

Speaker 3 Put work for the company.

Speaker 6 Yeah, and they help

Speaker 6 make decisions.

Speaker 7 It's like one of those things.

Speaker 3 For a company they don't work for.

Speaker 7 Yeah, it's like other companies go, they send their CEOs on loan for an afternoon to go to a meeting and then advise the other company of what they can do. It's like cross-pollination.

Speaker 6 It helps you, like a new set of eyes. Actually, this is great.
If anyone out there who has a company that needs a board member, we will offer up Hank's services to sit on your board and report back.

Speaker 7 I would love to see that. It can literally just be a board.

Speaker 6 I want legally for Hank to be on a board, and

Speaker 6 he will get bored while listening to it. So we're not going to say he's going to do anything good.

Speaker 7 He's got great ideas.

Speaker 6 Yeah, that's the concept.

Speaker 7 Actually, I think the best type of company for Hank to work with is a business.

Speaker 3 Elon, if you're listening, put me on the board.

Speaker 7 It should be a company that

Speaker 7 Hank has

Speaker 7 no idea about what they do as a company. Like, put them on a biotech board.
Yeah. Just let your brain cook on it.

Speaker 7 All right. Car seat.

Speaker 6 Give me two options. Okay, perfect.
All right, let's get to our interviews. We've got two coming up.
Chris Bosch, and then we're going to have DK Metcalf after that.

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Speaker 6 Okay, here he is, Chris Bosch.

Speaker 6 Okay, we now welcome on recurring guest, friend of the program, two-time NBA champion, 11-time NBA All-Star. It is Chris Bosch.

Speaker 6 Chris has a new single out. So he's been working on his music.
Last time he was in studio, we talked about his music.

Speaker 6 They released the single I Want It All, October 2nd through Daddy Jack Records. Awesome.
Everyone should go listen to it. This is exciting.
So what is the song? The song is about Kobe,

Speaker 6 and

Speaker 6 it's a tribute to Kobe, correct? Yeah, pretty much. I mean, you know, capturing music, come to find out, is, you you know, a very challenging thing.
And

Speaker 6 working with the artists and you really befriend the people that you work with or get in a good working situation with guys. And,

Speaker 6 you know, you just kind of got, you have to kind of ride the wave. And obviously, me, being a basketball player.

Speaker 6 You know,

Speaker 6 that inspires

Speaker 6 a lot of the writing. And at the same time, it's just how we were feeling,

Speaker 6 especially with, you know, everything happening so fast. Nobody really thought the heat were going to be in the finals, and

Speaker 6 we were just so inspired. We just made something, and

Speaker 6 you know, I was able to call on the contacts to make some things happen. It's a very intricate business, but I'm learning more day by day.
And I appreciate you guys for the shout-out, man.

Speaker 6 Yeah, yeah, that's what's up, man. What's that like?

Speaker 7 What's the process like when you're writing a song or helping to produce it? Do you sit down at a piano? Do you help them compose?

Speaker 6 What's your end of the bargain? I'm not that nice.

Speaker 6 I pretty much started getting to know writers. At first, you start out by yourself, you know, and

Speaker 6 it's a very kind of lonely, lonely beginning, but you have to learn how to put things together. And you learn what you learn.
And then eventually, hopefully, you run into somebody who's a writer.

Speaker 6 or a performer or whatever it is. And you notice that, okay, my music is cool, but there's no words on it.
I can't sing.

Speaker 6 I'm not one of those guys i need somebody to sing on it and or or or rap on it or whatever it is and um you get to that point and then it's just you know really honing in on that and getting better and better at that so like for me it was like having like a lot of beats you know that's i pretty much started that became like my basketball you see what i'm saying so instead of like you know getting up in the morning and and and shooting a thousand jumpers i would you know not make a thousand beats but you you know what I'm saying, like whatever the equivalent is.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 6 And,

Speaker 6 you know, teaming up with guys, this particular guy,

Speaker 6 he's an artist I've been working with for the past couple years.

Speaker 6 And, you know, he's very talented, very great writer and an artist. And, you know, we just make some stuff, play some music, vibe out, and just record it and hope that something will happen.

Speaker 6 So you mentioned at the start there,

Speaker 6 no one expected the heat to be in the finals. Thankfully, they won on Sunday night, so that we're going to run this on Wednesday.
So, there still is going to be a finals when we're going to be.

Speaker 6 There will be a game five. There will be a game five.

Speaker 6 I assume you're officially, you're rooting for the heat, not LeBron, right?

Speaker 6 Well, I mean, to be honest with you, I have very close friends on both sides, not LeBron and not Eric Spolstra, you know, so if you could believe that. So, you know,

Speaker 6 it's just

Speaker 6 you have to come to a point sometimes to where you just, you know, let the guys play and you stay out of it. You just want to see guys represent themselves well.

Speaker 6 You want to see guys just play well and whoever wins wins. But I got guys on both sides looking for their first ring, like very close friends.
So I love it.

Speaker 6 I love it.

Speaker 6 So the Spolstra.

Speaker 6 I don't know if he's underrated anymore because everyone, I think, has given him the respect he deserves.

Speaker 6 But what is it about him as a coach that he's able to get, you know, the Heat, people didn't expect the Heat to be in the finals. They didn't expect him to win a game in the finals.

Speaker 6 What is it about his system, his coaching,

Speaker 6 the culture that

Speaker 6 has them in the finals and has him in the discussion of top three coach in the NBA? I think most of all is consistency.

Speaker 6 That's what you want to see out of most coaches, really.

Speaker 6 You want them to be consistent.

Speaker 6 He always has a message as far as the things he wants wants to implement. And, you know, X's and O's has its own place

Speaker 6 in the game as far as coaching is concerned. And he's gotten better at that.
Always having a solid staff.

Speaker 6 He's always surrounded with great guys around him like David Fisdale, Juwan Howard, my man DC, Chris Quinn,

Speaker 6 amongst others.

Speaker 6 And he's just a team first guy and just he's always trying to get better. So he's really not worried about what the situation is,

Speaker 6 what things call for what. He's coming to work the next day and it's all about what can we do today to get better.
He always likes to say 1% better. Oh my goodness, man.

Speaker 6 He's a true believer in that. And I think when you do that, you just kind of...
stack your chips up and look back and see what you have. He's one of those guys.
He doesn't really worry too much about

Speaker 6 what tomorrow brings or what yesterday was. He's worried about right now.
And I think that's given him quite a bit of success.

Speaker 7 Yeah.

Speaker 7 And it looked like the game plan, or at least a big part of it in this most recent game, was attack Anthony Davis, try to get him in foul trouble early because the Lakers play different when he's got three fouls in the first half.

Speaker 7 And he has to play different. He has to play more conservatively.

Speaker 7 For you, I'm sure that there were probably some instances in your career where you knew that the game plan was to go at you, try to get you in trouble early.

Speaker 7 How do you continue to play like good physical defense with the understanding that these guys are doing everything that they can to jump into me, to make me leave my feet early, make mistakes so they can pick up a cheap one on me?

Speaker 6 I think, you know, it just comes in with learning how to play, you know, play your own game. And I know Anthony, he's probably,

Speaker 6 you know, since getting to L.A., you know, I can relate as far as like having to take it to another level and finding out what those.

Speaker 6 Western Conference finals levels are or the finals levels are, you know, just feeling that difference.

Speaker 6 I think most importantly, like you just have to you just have to know time score in your situation as a player.

Speaker 6 So, hey, if they're, if they have a loose whistle, which means they're not calling too many fouls, you can be aggressive, be aggressive.

Speaker 6 But the minute you pick up one, you might want to play a little loose.

Speaker 6 If they're

Speaker 6 if they're calling it tight, you know, you have to recognize those things and adjust your game accordingly, pretty much on the fly, which he'll do. But look, it's hard to win game seven, man.

Speaker 6 I mean, not game seven. Of course, it's hard to win game seven.
It's hard to win game three if you're up 2-0.

Speaker 6 Not in making any excuses or anything, but give credit to Heat for how they came out swinging. You know, their backs are against the wall.
They don't want to go home.

Speaker 6 Everybody's telling them they can't do something. You know, you know, come on, we know the human nature.
You tell somebody they can't do something. I tell my four-year-old he can't do something.

Speaker 6 He is going to walk his butt right in there and do it. You know,

Speaker 6 So that's just

Speaker 6 human nature. And people have to understand how hard it is to win a championship.
Yeah, no, that's true. The hungry dogs run faster kind of motto of

Speaker 6 the team that kind of wants it more in that given night.

Speaker 6 So one last question about the coaching staff.

Speaker 6 I always love when players can point to one particular instance or game where maybe Spolstra or the coaching staff implemented a game plan like in one of the heat runs that you had to two championships where you're like, oh man, they figured out this team and they put us in a spot.

Speaker 6 Like we knew they were going to do this and we were ready for it.

Speaker 6 Was there ever a moment that you had that where you went into a game and what they told you was going to happen happened exactly that way and you were able to execute and win?

Speaker 6 Man, yes. I think more of on a broad, nothing particular where that one particular play happened.
Right.

Speaker 6 But it was more so situations to where we wanted to get to. So

Speaker 6 in particular, one of the main things that we used against the Spurs was putting LeBron off the ball. But, you know,

Speaker 6 they kept running,

Speaker 6 I forgot which particular play it was. It was strong pretty much to a high screen enroll.

Speaker 6 We would switch that with the four man and LeBron would end up on Tony.

Speaker 6 You know, so figuring out those chess pieces to get the last like eight seconds or five seconds of the shot clock matchup that you want.

Speaker 6 That's what they're really good at. And that's what we did.
And I think you saw a lot of it last series with LeBron on Jamal Murray. Yeah.

Speaker 6 You know, so just small things like that to where we could get the matchup that we want late in the clock, because in this particular series, when we were playing San Antonio, that's where.

Speaker 6 you know, we would get burned for three is that it's four seconds and some somehow they make 18 passes to an open three. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
Yeah, no, it's true.

Speaker 6 I mean, those Spurs teams, that was, they would always try to, they would always find the open guy in that particular instance. So you still see him in my dreams.
Yeah.

Speaker 7 How many more years do you think that Eudonis Haslam can play?

Speaker 7 Based on what you've seen physically.

Speaker 6 He looks cool. Physically, it's not even about physically.
It's just if he wants to do it. I worked out with this dude, you know, a few times.
That was always one of our things. And he works hard.

Speaker 6 I mean, he's going to be one of those guys where he's always going to be doing his off-season and full season workouts. That's how hard he works.

Speaker 6 You know, it's just a habit for him. It's not even,

Speaker 6 it's not even something like the old guy getting off his boat, you know, and trying to go out there.

Speaker 6 No, he's out there in the heat.

Speaker 6 in the warehouse, big fan in the corner that doesn't do anything, but it's blowing hot, just hot air and he's lifting and getting it in and i've uh i've taken part in that and i've seen what he does so he can play the game for as long as he wants to as much as he brings um

Speaker 6 really as a voice in that locker room i mean it's pretty much been grandfathered in what

Speaker 6 uh his potential is and what he could possibly do in the future.

Speaker 7 Yeah, I saw before game two, Spolster said he almost started Haslam because Haslam gave a big speech in the locker room to fire everybody up.

Speaker 6 That would have been great.

Speaker 7 Just put him in there for like two minutes, let him set the tone, maybe get a hard foul.

Speaker 6 Yes. That's lost.
Nobody does that anymore, man. Those are small things.
And you know what? It's funny you said that.

Speaker 6 I was looking at him and I'm like, man, that's one of those situations where you love to have UD as a teammate, but then you hate it because he's going to be talking to you. You know,

Speaker 6 we had plenty of those moments and we used to feed off of each other on that one. And, you know, we had so many battles in practice, just beating each other up.

Speaker 6 You know, you get to that point where and if you look at game one and game two

Speaker 6 you know you can you know you saw a lot of slouching body language you could tell that he were kind of feeling sorry for themselves a little bit because you know everybody's hurt you eventually have to get over that and i know i pretty much can can think in my head what he probably said

Speaker 6 yes i love it um end of game three end of game three some people are saying lebron walking off the court with 10 seconds left was uh bush league made it all about LeBron trying to upstage Jimmy's unbelievable performance, which I think statistically was, I saw a stat where it was like the second highest rated NBA Finals performance since they started tracking that stuff in like the mid-80s.

Speaker 6 So, yeah, but some people are saying LeBron kind of, that was Bush League. Not us, but some people are saying that.
What would you say to that?

Speaker 6 It's one game. What is he supposed to stand there and say, man, Jimmy played a great game and, and, you know, give him a sports tap and give him a towel and give him some Gatorade and punch too.

Speaker 6 Like, you know, okay, the game, it wasn't like the game was over. If he wants to walk off the floor, then that's his choice.
I mean, it's not that big of a deal.

Speaker 6 You know, with that said, I understand. Yeah, I understand how with the finals.
And I think I heard some people saying, well, he was in the game, which on that part, you know, it is what it is.

Speaker 6 But look, let me tell you something. If LeBron wants to walk off the court, then who's going to stop him? Yeah.

Speaker 6 it's just you know and and yeah and and i understand it but i've been very mad at after a loss and i've walked off the court with time left so you know um

Speaker 6 i'm sure that he really did not expect to lose that game and to play so well if he you know if he didn't have we usually don't see him walk off if he doesn't have six turnovers i think that was uh that was the main thing they didn't play up to their potential they you know and it is what it is you you walk off and he made his choice.

Speaker 6 I don't think it's that big of a deal. Are you shocked at all? LeBron just keeps like he's 35 now, going to be 36 in December.
And he's, when he wants to be, he just dominates everyone.

Speaker 6 I think he does do the thing now where LeBron paces himself well, and you can tell that he'll take a quarter or two where he won't be going to the basket non-stop because he's saving that energy, which is very smart and savvy.

Speaker 6 But are you shocked that this is still happening like this late into, you know, his career and how many years and miles he's racked up yes and no i mean you know for one uh with the with the you know with you got to hold into regard the two years of retirement but our hero is mj right

Speaker 6 he was 36 still playing on the biggest stage like when he hit that shot he was still the man in the league you know so i think every person

Speaker 6 that came into the league after that i i would assume if you're especially if you're deemed the chosen one, you have pretty much the, the, you're, you're, you're eyeballing exactly what's possible.

Speaker 6 And, and, and you have to put in the work. That's one of the things, things that Braun does.
He's, he's done his research. He's found that thing, and he puts in the work daily.
So

Speaker 6 to see him still playing on a high level, no. I wish I was still playing

Speaker 6 at a high level in NBA at my age right now. You know, that's how I saw myself.
It just didn't happen for me. Yeah.
But to see him actually deliver with it is incredible.

Speaker 6 But with that said, he has, I mean, since we were, I always tell this story, I've been telling it a lot lately.

Speaker 6 And when we were in our early 20s, he was stretching twice a day. You know, he had the habits and the foresight back then.
I wasn't stretching, bro. I was eating McDonald's.

Speaker 6 I was, you know, nothing wrong with McDonald's, but I was eating McDonald's, you know, whenever I wanted. I didn't stretch.
I didn't take those um

Speaker 6 those precautions with my body which it wasn't it wasn't a thing back then you know so he was on it back then and i mean this is pretty much i think we're just now getting into the meat of his second prime really if you want to call it that because i only say that because i guess he took a year off from you know competing in the finals now he's back right yeah right so you know so when he does become a free agent where would where would you like to see lebron go maybe goes Maybe he goes to Boston, closes out his

Speaker 7 career there with thanking the self-defense to the Mecca, maybe to New York?

Speaker 6 How many years does he have? One more year after this year? I don't know. I feel like he's always a free agent.

Speaker 6 Every summer, we're going to be like, where's LeBron going? Yeah, well, I think that's definitely by design. And at the same time, I think, yeah, I mean, you know.

Speaker 6 If guys would have thought about that back in the day or for the rules would have been like that, where you can be just like, oh, man, I got a a couple championships

Speaker 6 i think i'll play here because there's a good team i mean you know that's kind of uh that's kind of tough to pass up if you which city you can live in but you know the lakers uh seem to be very serious about having in the run so i mean it's really really tough to see him kind of uh leave that on the table and go uh do something else but with that said

Speaker 6 You know, you never know. A year and two years from now, totally different situation.

Speaker 7 If you were starting a new team, if you were a general manager and you had the option let's just say like for the next for the next six years who would you want on your team at the age that they are now lebron james or jimmy butler

Speaker 6 oh uh how i don't even know how dough jimmy is i mean i'm taking braun man i mean you know yeah it's nothing yeah it's nothing against uh jimmy but yeah i'm gonna take braun um i was kind of joking just he has another gear in his career i feel and this is just my philosophy um i guess i was watching jason kidd on their bench one day, and I'm like, damn, you know, Jason Kidd, Magic Johnson, what if he evolved his game into fitting that type of style where he's averaging like 16, 17, 18 points a game and 10 assists?

Speaker 6 You know, he can still do that and be an MVP candidate. Right.

Speaker 6 You know, he can, I still feel he can do that and still control the game because essentially he'd be going three-point line to three-point line.

Speaker 6 And you just, you know, but look, with that said, I'm sure he's thought about those things. And, you know, as the game progresses, he's going to continue to progress his game.

Speaker 6 And we'll see how long he goes for it. Well, and he also has an alpha dog now with Anthony Davis.
I mean, it's kind of Anthony Davis. That's a team, right? Wouldn't you say? It's kind of his team.

Speaker 6 Let me tell you, I've seen some players

Speaker 6 I'm jealous of. Bam out of bio.
And Anthony Davis. Oh, man.
I'm jealous of those guys, man. So envious because one

Speaker 6 with the Lakers, they feed AD. Yeah.
They give him him the ball and he's a problem down there.

Speaker 6 And with Bam, just him getting the ball in those situations and him being able to read and react off of 100 screen enrolls and slips a game. Oh, man.

Speaker 6 I mean, I look at their offensive systems and I put myself, you know, I'm the classic old guy now where I'm like, well, I would have, you know. Block, block, block.

Speaker 6 But it's true.

Speaker 6 No, you're right that I'm sure you've had this thought and it kind of sucks to have this thought, but the way the game has evolved, your skill set in your prime was perfect for today's NBA in terms of, you know, we talk about the stretch five and how there's not really a center position anymore.

Speaker 6 Like that, you probably look at that and salivate and say, man, if I were 25 years old right now, yeah.

Speaker 6 Oh, forget about that. If I was 35, I'd have been all right.

Speaker 6 I was kind of, you know, I kind of start seeing, I didn't know it was going to be like as fast as it is now, but you start seeing the trends.

Speaker 6 And I was smart enough to be like, okay, in my last year in the league, I'm going to shoot, you know, it was a point to shoot more threes, you know, four or five threes a game.

Speaker 6 But then it got to the point where, you know, it's funny, your whole career, you don't want to play the five. Then you get a little older and say, hey, man, I think that five position is,

Speaker 6 you know, pretty good for me. But we had Hassan at the time, you know, so we were a bit unique in our attack.
But yeah, I can't help but see it every time.

Speaker 6 Every time I see

Speaker 6 the league playing now, just,

Speaker 6 man, I just wish I would have could have had.

Speaker 6 That was my dream to have that, I guess, twilight phase in my career, trying to figure it out in this new league. And I liked where it was going.

Speaker 6 I was just trying to, you know, put my imprint on it even more.

Speaker 7 Yeah. We're trying to figure out if this is the hardest NBA championship to win or if it's the easiest because it has to be one or the other.
There's no room for nuance in our brains.

Speaker 7 So you could make the argument that it's a glorified AAU tournament, right? That teams aren't playing that hard against each other. You could make the other argument that everybody's isolated.

Speaker 7 It's tough to focus on basketball if you're just trapped inside Epcot Center or whatever they are. So if you have to pick one or two, which one? Is it the hardest or the easiest?

Speaker 6 I actually was saying this might be the hardest NBA championship, and this was like two months ago. How not?

Speaker 6 If you're the Lakers, think about it. Just think about this.
They're in Disney World.

Speaker 6 Yeah, it's cool. You can't even ride the rise.

Speaker 6 They're not in Disney World. They're in the bubble.
They're in the Walt Disney World bubble.

Speaker 6 And I'm sure they've got a lot of amenities there. But what guys are going there for three months,

Speaker 6 you really got to want to win that thing, you know?

Speaker 6 And,

Speaker 6 you know, I guess it's relative, you know,

Speaker 6 and I think, you know, the teams that have three-peated, put that to the side. Back-to-back and three-peats, put those to the side.

Speaker 6 Because those years I feel are much more difficult just in my short experience with it.

Speaker 6 But, you know, all other titles as far as like a first year, I definitely think this has definitely been one of the hardest.

Speaker 6 You don't, I mean, you don't have any excuses where you're going to say, oh, I didn't have the regular energy from the fans. Everybody's still watching.
The games are still going to be played.

Speaker 6 Whatever the intensity is. Look, they give, there's an NBA championship, you know, up for grabs.
Nobody's going to say, ah, well, it was in the bubble. Let me tell you something.

Speaker 6 If you lost it, they wouldn't say, ah, well, you know, it's cool. It was like, you know, that was the easiest one to win.

Speaker 6 They were like, damn, you lost it. You know, so that's what guys have to realize.
And that's why I love, like, I didn't think the heat was going to make it to the finals, I'll be honest with you.

Speaker 6 But I knew, like, going into a situation like that, the way that they're built and the way that they think,

Speaker 6 I knew they were going to be a problem because they were going to be coming in ready to whoop ass. And that's pretty much what it came down to with this

Speaker 6 particular stretch of this season. So, in talking to guys who are in the bubble, I would imagine team, the one part that I would say, argue is harder,

Speaker 6 and people probably from the outside look at it and think it might be easier because they're all together. But I think it might be harder for team chemistry to be together non-stop.

Speaker 6 You saw it with the Clippers. That fell apart, and you're thinking, like, how did this fall apart?

Speaker 6 Well, if they don't like each other and they spend every second with each other in a bubble without their families and can't go out, you know, to blow off some steam, it probably gets on their nerves.

Speaker 6 So do you, in talking to guys, have you noticed that it is like the teams that have the chemistry, the teams that get along, it's been a little bit easier than the teams that might not have that chemistry, might not have been through those wars together?

Speaker 6 I haven't had those conversations, but I can tell, you know, just from experience, yeah, you have to have a good, solid team, a well-put together team.

Speaker 6 Really to win a championship period, you got to care about each other.

Speaker 6 And you have to respect one another.

Speaker 6 Even if you don't like that person, you have to respect that person because you have to dive, which you used to have to dive in the stands, but let's just say hustle.

Speaker 6 You have to hustle for that person. You have to do things that you want to, don't want to do, you know, so that the team can be successful.

Speaker 6 If you don't like the person to your left and your right, Let's be honest, you're not going to go that extra mile. That just is what it is.
You're just always going to have that thing in your mind.

Speaker 6 And even if you're quick to the ball, it's going to be that little split second that'll make you go for it and then you'll be too late. You know, so yeah,

Speaker 6 I think it definitely brought things to a head

Speaker 6 if you didn't have a good team. And, you know,

Speaker 6 that's one thing about, that's beautiful about basketball. You can't cheat the game.
You can't lie to the game. I can look at you and look at how you're playing and see how the team is playing.

Speaker 6 I can see who's giving high fives to who. I can see who's sitting next to who, who's talking to who.
Unless you have that collective team thing going, then you're probably not going to win.

Speaker 6 So I think the bubble was definitely one of those things that kind of

Speaker 6 exposed that. And that should always be

Speaker 6 at the top of guys' list. How can we build a great team? What are those intangibles we need to do to be a great team before we even get on the court? You know, it's a great point.

Speaker 6 And it is part of the reason why I love watching basketball is unlike any other sport where how the guys get along and play together and can read each other and know, all right, you're going to, like, the one thing I love about the heat, it seems like they're always cutting and they're always making cuts and guys are, you know what I mean?

Speaker 6 Like, guys are always moving towards the basket. And it just...

Speaker 6 Watching that when it works, there's nothing prettier.

Speaker 6 And then you see a team like the Clippers who flamed out and no one's moving and everyone's standing around and waiting for someone else to make a shot. And you're right.
You can see the chemistry.

Speaker 6 You can read read it on a team, whether they're really getting along and seeing on the same page or not.

Speaker 6 For sure. It's all about when times suck.

Speaker 6 Not when they're cool.

Speaker 6 Not when it's easy. It's about when it's hard.

Speaker 6 It's about when nobody believes it. Sometimes

Speaker 6 it's even when you don't believe it. Are you still going to come in to work the next day and be positive? You know, are you going to believe?

Speaker 6 Are you going to have that faith you need to have to get through what you need to get through?

Speaker 7 Yeah, I think you're right.

Speaker 7 It helps out the teams that are close, and it also really hurts the teams that are not close. It kind of puts a line in the sand.

Speaker 7 And out of the East, the team that was very obviously the closest was the Heat. On the West, it was the Nuggets.

Speaker 7 And then the Lakers are just all afraid that LeBron will trade them away if they don't hustle. So they're using fear as a motivation.

Speaker 7 And so that's why they're going that extra mile, not necessarily because they're super close. So, yeah,

Speaker 7 you kind of see it working in real life. One other thing that I noticed, though, I feel like the refs are getting bullied more in the bubble.
Maybe it's because they can hear the players more.

Speaker 7 They can hear the coaches more.

Speaker 7 But I've started to notice, like, usually if a ball goes out of bounds, if it's a 50-50 call, the first person that emphatically points, like, we got the ball going this way, the refs are giving them that call.

Speaker 6 I think that there's a difference.

Speaker 7 There's no fans to bully them on. I think more coaches should coach their team to be like, hey, no matter what happens when a ball goes out of bounds, just you point as hard as you can immediately.

Speaker 7 And there's a chance that the ref's just going to give it to you.

Speaker 6 Hey, Big Look, it's an adjustment for everybody. All right.
One thing I would love, I'm so glad you're talking about this. You know,

Speaker 6 if you're a ref, you're going to get a hard time, period. I would just love the league to stop the instant replays.
Yeah.

Speaker 6 That is killing the game. I have turned as a consumer of the product.

Speaker 6 I have turned the channel multiple times and I didn't come back to watch the game because there's been an instant replay because when Luca Donchiks did did a Euro step, somebody got tapped in the face and it's a flagrant.

Speaker 6 That's just a part of the game. You know, you know, I'm not trying to be old school or anything, but I, you know, I got whacked in the face plenty of times.
And, you know, you just keep playing.

Speaker 6 You know, to stop the game, to see and figure out if it's a flagrant one or flagrant two

Speaker 6 is too much. I really don't like.
I mean, getting smacked in the face is a part of the game. If somebody does it intentionally, that's one thing.
And maliciously.

Speaker 6 But if you strip the ball on me and I just do this and somebody,

Speaker 6 you know,

Speaker 6 I don't know. It's crazy, man.
It's crazy. You're absolutely right.
It's happened, I think, in every sport where we have taken instant replay, which is great.

Speaker 6 Like, at the end of the game, if you want to find out who touched the ball last, that's important. Absolutely.
I want to see that happen. That's two minutes.
I have no problem. Right, right.

Speaker 6 That's important.

Speaker 6 The problem is we've taken instant replay to be like, well, now we'll have a perfectly officiated game, which takes out the human element, which is always going to be there, that there's physicality.

Speaker 6 And when you slow something down, of course, it's going to look like, oh, well, Jimmy hit him in the face with the elbow going up for a layup. It's like, that's just playoff basketball.
I agree.

Speaker 6 I think there's a level of not to be like. I think there's also like the losers who are like 90s basketball.
That was when it was real.

Speaker 6 It's like, no, they played in the 80s and they mugged each other. And it kind of seems like it's not.
Yeah,

Speaker 6 we don't want to clothesline you going to the free throw line. Right, we don't need that, but there is like there's going to be bumps and things that happen

Speaker 6 right, right? There's another element of the word. And I'm sure everybody's played pickup, and you've been smacked in the face, like, oh man, you good? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 No, no, no, no, no, let's, you know, check up, let's keep, let's keep playing ball, right? You know, to what if we'd be like, somebody gets smacked, hold up, everybody stop, let's review that.

Speaker 6 Yes, and everyone hates the dude in pickup who calls too many fouls. That's really what it comes down to.

Speaker 7 And sometimes it also can benefit the team that just committed the foul in a weird way. If they go back and they completely stop the game, take everybody out of a rhythm.

Speaker 7 It can totally derail a team that's playing really well at the moment. If you have to wait five, six minutes to figure out what's going to happen.

Speaker 7 Like these things actually do have an effect on the game. And then you have the aspect of trying to figure out whether or not a play is reviewable before they go into the review.

Speaker 7 And then that's another distraction from the game. I'm with you.
Like that is enough to make most people

Speaker 7 just completely lose interest. My intention span is usually 15 seconds anyways.
So if you take me out of that, I'm going to pick up my phone. I'm going to like walk over to my computer.

Speaker 7 I'm going to go to the bathroom.

Speaker 6 And that's even harder in the regular season, right? I mean, if you're watching a regular season game and they take your attention away, that's no good for anybody. You know what I mean?

Speaker 6 It's like, oh, was this a flagrant? Like, oh, he hit his eyelash. Hey, man, that was in the upper or whatever.
And that's two free throws in the ball.

Speaker 6 you know and then and then if he does it again he's out the game a superstar you know and by then i don't even care because i'm watching MASH or something like that.

Speaker 7 So, you're a big MASH guy?

Speaker 6 Huge MASH guy. You love MASH?

Speaker 6 Of course. Yeah.
With my grandma. With my grandma, dude.
Religiously.

Speaker 6 I had one last question. This has been great, Chris.
We appreciate it. You can go listen to Chris's new single, I Want It All.
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Speaker 6 So give us your prediction for the rest of the finals and then a follow-up.

Speaker 6 Why do you think this doesn't really count as a finals win for LeBron if the Lakers do win? Because you were saying that before we started. Doesn't really count?

Speaker 6 Yeah, you were saying that before that like it's kind of an asterisk.

Speaker 7 Before we started taping.

Speaker 6 Before we started taping, you're like, this is an asterisk for LeBron.

Speaker 6 We're not counting this and we're like chris i thought you were friends with him

Speaker 6 you guys are funny like what the hell man like we thought you were cool with him but we'll follow your lead on this one go ahead and tell us hey let me tell you something i don't have any finals wins in 2020 or 19 or 18.

Speaker 6 but uh yeah i mean i think um

Speaker 6 I think I got the heat taking game four, man.

Speaker 6 I want a series. I don't know if Jimmy can give another performance like that, but I think he's given his team confidence.
He's inspired them. And I look for them to play a much, much better game.

Speaker 6 Of course, it'll be a closer game down to the wire. But yeah, I got the heat and a dramatic finish.

Speaker 6 you know, winner-take-all in the next two out of three. Well, anything can happen.

Speaker 7 You should tell them that you'll write a song about them if they win the NBA title.

Speaker 6 Oh, come on. I mean,

Speaker 6 that'll be instant. We'll go right to the studio.
Like,

Speaker 6 you know, they win. Yeah, they start getting this thing, you know, closer and closer.
We'll be in the studio as this happens. Do you have Pitbull's number? Call Pitbull up.

Speaker 7 We'll get him on the track, too.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 6 I do have one last question. I just thought of this.
If you were on the heat right now, Chris Bosch, as you're 36, right? 36?

Speaker 6 I'm 36. 36.
You're a veteran. You're a Wiley veteran on the heat right now.
Are you paying for Jimmy's coffee?

Speaker 6 No.

Speaker 6 Okay. That's where I thought.
Yeah, I'm a

Speaker 6 little Disney World. I'm I'm gonna get some of that Disney World coffee.
Okay.

Speaker 6 So you're boycotting Jimmy's. Now, are you saying, though?

Speaker 6 I wouldn't boy boycotting. I wouldn't boycott.
I just wouldn't buy it. I wouldn't purchase it.
Would you steal it? Would you, yeah, would you be like, Jimmy, give it to me. I'm the vet here.

Speaker 6 Yeah, I just, I just, you know, I see. And if he resisted, I'd be like, all right, cool.
You know, all right, cool. But I definitely try to just take coffee.
Like, I'm not paying for it. Okay.

Speaker 6 I'm not paying for coffee, bro. That's the thing is, I think the people keep talking about Jimmy getting like all this,

Speaker 6 you know, charging all his teammates it's because he's probably charging all like they got young guys you know like duncan robinson is paying for the coffee myers leonard is paying for the coffee now with that said with that said if he makes a great cup of coffee that's a whole other conversation

Speaker 6 i'm serious about my coffee you know and i'm you know i don't know they probably don't have cash in the in the in the in the in the uh bubble I don't know how that works.

Speaker 6 I don't have a cash app and all that stuff like you guys. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 6 But you know what I mean? But like, if they, if it's a, if it's a, if it's worth, what is it, $40 now?

Speaker 7 I think it's trade. Is it up to $40 now?

Speaker 6 I think it's a good thing. I know the finals pricing.
Oh, yeah. Premium.
Yeah, like the straight.

Speaker 6 Premium pricing. I mean, if it's worth, if I get that satisfaction, I pay $20, $40 for a cup of coffee and I get it, then okay.
But he's got to make a hell of a cup of coffee. And

Speaker 6 the cups need to be like, you know, you can take those home. What are those ceramic cups? Yeah, the commemorative cups.
They'll have a holograph. Yeah, hologram on it.
Yeah, autograph it.

Speaker 6 I need a picture.

Speaker 6 Jimmy probably. I need you to tweet me a shout-out.
I need all that stuff.

Speaker 7 Jimmy probably did get an ATM delivered just to his room and put like a $9.99 surcharge on all withdrawals. So he's going to be cashmere.

Speaker 6 He's very business savvy. He's got the logos.
He's got the hats. I mean, this is crazy.
The whole thing.

Speaker 6 Awesome. Well, man.
Thank you, Chris. We really appreciate it, man.
And hopefully we get to see you in person sometime soon.

Speaker 6 Yeah,

Speaker 6 for sure, man. I hope you guys are being safe.
Yeah, definitely, definitely, definitely would love to come and see you guys up there again, man.

Speaker 6 You guys have one of the craziest spots in New York, man. It's crazy.
That's fun. Yeah.
And congrats on the music. Yeah.

Speaker 6 Appreciate that. I appreciate that.
All right. Thanks, man.
Take it easy.

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Speaker 7 And now, here's DK Metcalf.

Speaker 6 Okay, we now welcome on a recurring guest, my good friend, PFT's rival,

Speaker 6 DK Metcalf from the Seattle Seahawks, top five wide receiver. I'm hearing that buzz.
Well, but from me. No, from everyone.

Speaker 7 I said, no, I said... Google it.
I said you were a top five wide receiver, actually, as much shit as I give you. I said that on Sunday's show.
I looked you up. I looked this up online.

Speaker 7 This is kind of a backhand-handed compliment. NBC Sports said for overreaction Monday, DK Metcalf is is a top five wide receiver, which is like saying he's not a top five wide receiver.

Speaker 7 So do you take any offense by that?

Speaker 6 No, I mean, I don't care because I know who I am in my mind. But appreciate the support, bro, PFT.
Always. Even though you give me a lot of crap,

Speaker 6 I appreciate the support for calling me a top five wide receiver, but

Speaker 6 I'm going to just go back on Sundays and just continue to do me, continue to do my thing.

Speaker 6 So when you say continue to do you, continue to do your thing, does that count dropping the ball or getting stripped at the one-yard line? Like, where is that part of your thing now?

Speaker 6 I mean, you wouldn't understand because, you know, you've never been in front of a defender as far as I have. So, I mean, it was, it was a, it was a stupid mistake on my part.

Speaker 6 I really thought I burnt him bad and didn't think he was gonna come back, uh, you know, that hard. But, you know, I lived and I learned.
Uh, it definitely won't happen again.

Speaker 6 So, so real question, though, what happens? Like, take us through the next five minutes on the sideline after that. Because obviously, you're a tremendous competitor.
You beat yourself up.

Speaker 6 But do people come up to you and, like, hey, you got the next one? Or is someone like, hey, dude, you're an idiot? That's the worst part.

Speaker 6 You know, during the game, I don't think people are going to call me, you know, an idiot. Like, you know, you shouldn't have done that, but because I already know that.

Speaker 6 But, you know, people are just trying to encourage me, like, just go get the next one. Just go get the next one.
It's cool. Just don't let it happen again.

Speaker 6 So that's what everybody else was saying on the sideline. But

Speaker 6 I was really just laughing it off because I was like,

Speaker 6 I really just did that.

Speaker 6 I really just tried to walk into the end zone and the dude really stripped the ball away from me, like, knocked it out of my hands.

Speaker 6 Like, it was just like one of those, like, damn, like, my heart sunk to my stomach right after it happened.

Speaker 6 But you won. You won.
I imagine.

Speaker 6 Yeah. I imagine.
Tell us what the, what the, um,

Speaker 6 what it looked like. Did someone just walk into your room? I mean, it's my ghost.

Speaker 6 Okay. Uh, what was film like, though, the next day? Uh,

Speaker 6 you know everybody they showed the clip a couple times said you know you can't do this you can't don't let it happen again i was sick and tired of seeing the clip by then even the next day on a monday and it just happened that sunday uh sunday evening i was tired of seeing it i know i i got mad a couple times and i didn't talk to anybody during the meeting like i was laser focused from from that point on um but you know i'm glad it happened to me and not anybody else, though.

Speaker 6 Yes, I know I could take it.

Speaker 7 Did Deshaun Jackson reach out to you and say, hey, man, it gets better?

Speaker 6 I'm pretty sure you should have reached out to me. Well, I did.
I did. I pointed out, I didn't hear much from you.

Speaker 7 I did reach out to you because I told you online, I said DK, the big red flag about him was his one-yard split was the slowest of any wide receiver group.

Speaker 7 So, like that last yard that you got caught on, that was something that scouts knew coming out of college.

Speaker 6 You know, what I would have liked to see, though, is you do that. The one yard split is going to be a little bit more than that.

Speaker 7 I guarantee I'm faster than you in a one-yard split. I promise you that.
I promise you that.

Speaker 6 Promise. Also, promise, bro.

Speaker 7 Are you concerned maybe you've lost a step because your cuts are too good now? Like, you've lost that straight line speed.

Speaker 6 I don't, I don't lose a step, okay?

Speaker 6 I don't lose a step. As you, you can see, you just told me Sunday that

Speaker 6 I pretty much gained the step, in my opinion, because you called me a top five wide receiver. Yeah, I did.

Speaker 6 In that case,

Speaker 6 do I need to call you a top five kicker in order for you to feel happier?

Speaker 7 No, because I know the middle never changes. I'm my own worst critic.
So if I start to tell myself I'm a top five kicker, I start hearing that from you, that's rat poison.

Speaker 7 And I don't need that from media guys like you. I'm just, I'm focused on doing my job.

Speaker 6 Oh, well, you don't have to hear from me because you're not a top five. You're not even top 10.
All right.

Speaker 7 Well, one other thing that you said was you came at me because you wanted to go viral. You wanted to get your clicks in, whatever.
That's fine.

Speaker 7 You took a cheap shot and said that I don't at you on Sundays, which I've rectified, by the way. But then you accused me of having a man crush on you because I tweet about you when you screw up.

Speaker 7 In reality, I think you have man crush on me because you're always checking my timeline after games, seeing what I might have said about you.

Speaker 6 You see, that's where you got to misconstrue it. Okay.
So I have to actually hear from other people. That's where the real like, you know, line comes in.
Like a real man would say something to me.

Speaker 6 Instead of sub-tweeting me

Speaker 6 or just putting my name in a tweet, like at me.

Speaker 7 The at button is there for a reason well because I know you're gonna search my you're gonna search your name and you're gonna search my title

Speaker 6 I don't search my name people tag me in in what you say and then that's how I see it I don't I don't I don't go looking for trouble how about this I'll have big cat tag you in every time every time I mention when I subtweet you he'll snitch tag you on it yeah I got you what I bet that makes that makes sense yeah I got you what do you say to fantasy owners that might have lost because you got stripped the one yard line uh put themselves in.

Speaker 6 Well, that, I mean,

Speaker 6 I don't think, like, personally, if I had you on my team, I probably wouldn't start me over you. Exactly.
So,

Speaker 6 but I would also like you not to fumble at the one-yard line. Is that too much to ask? I mean, put yourself in.

Speaker 6 All right, to every fantasy owner out there, let me ask you this.

Speaker 6 Do I not gain as many yards or do I not score on purpose?

Speaker 6 Is that something I don't do? Of course, I want to score. Of course, I want to win.
Of course, I want to gain as many yards as I can to help the team win.

Speaker 6 Fair. So anybody who has a problem with that, like

Speaker 6 go start yourself. Go draft yourself.
I'm pretty sure, you know, it's probably impossible to do that. So don't come at me when, you know,

Speaker 6 you say I'm not trying my hardest. When, you know, I really, I want to see myself do good as well as the team.
So

Speaker 6 I'm not out there just, you know, shitting the bed on purpose.

Speaker 7 Yeah. Well, what was good was you scored a touchdown later that game.

Speaker 7 So you can always say, like, I scored that touchdown for my fantasy owners out there to give them a little taste because I did screw that one up.

Speaker 6 But if you lost in fantasy because DK fumbled that touchdown, please tag him tomorrow and let him know

Speaker 6 that you demand justice.

Speaker 6 That's what real men do. Yes.

Speaker 6 Tag people. All right, so I have some stats for you, though, because you have been having an unbelievable year.

Speaker 6 Not to pump you up because I know you got confidence, but I saw this stat today and it's eye-popping. You have

Speaker 6 right now, you're averaging 25.2 yards per reception. That's insane.
16 catches, 403 yards on pace for 6,4, 1,600 yards. Now, I've seen the

Speaker 6 player comp analogy that's been going around, and I actually kind of agree with it. But, T.O., Hall of Famer, do you model anything after him?

Speaker 6 Or, I mean, like, when people say that, are you like, thank you? I appreciate it, but I got a long way to go, or what are your thoughts?

Speaker 6 I do appreciate the comparisons and all of that, but,

Speaker 6 you know, I'm my own person.

Speaker 6 I'm not trying to be like anybody else.

Speaker 6 I'm trying to be like DK

Speaker 6 mask.

Speaker 6 I'm trying to be like DK on the field. I mean, the comparisons are great.
They're comparing me to a Hall of Famer, but,

Speaker 6 you know, in my own mind, I'm trying to be me. I'm trying to be the best me to me that I can be.
But that's a great comparison to have a Hall of Famer.

Speaker 6 So I think what you should do is you should lean into it and you should demand a trade trade and really be to i don't i don't get the the joke you do get the joke because you're smiling you should demand a trade do some driveway sit-ups do some driveway sit-ups you love working out smirking quarterback go ahead

Speaker 6 i'm good where i'm at i promise you i'm i'm i'm living good as you can see yeah

Speaker 6 you got a massage room yeah you look your your bedroom looks like uh my dorm room uh-huh

Speaker 6 your bedroom looks exactly like that where's your boondock sand poster is that just is that behind the curve

Speaker 6 I'm pretty sure y'all just pull out of air matches and just sleep right there. Basically,

Speaker 6 this is hey, kids. This is like a scared straight.
Hey, kids, this is what happens when you get drafted in the second round, not the first round. End up with the bedroom like DK's.

Speaker 7 I've noticed that you've been going real hard on the Russell Wilson for MVP train. You're leading that.
You've tweeted about him.

Speaker 7 And obviously, I can see why you'd say that about your quarterback so that he keeps passing you the ball.

Speaker 7 But the fact is, he has twice as many interceptions as Josh Allen does. So that's kind of a problem.
As a voter, as an MVP voter, I look at mistakes first. And that's kind of a red flag for me.

Speaker 7 Are you concerned about that? Who? Josh Allen has half as many interceptions

Speaker 7 as Russell Wilson. He has zero.
Oh, I thought he had one. No, yeah.

Speaker 6 Remember, we're not counting. We're not counting.

Speaker 7 He has two fewer interceptions than Russell Wilson does.

Speaker 6 How many touchdowns does he have? 12. Nice question.
13, actually, if you count the John Brown one.

Speaker 7 So exactly as many as Russell Wilson.

Speaker 6 Negative. You must haven't seen the stats.
Russell has 16 touchdowns. What?

Speaker 7 Oh, I thought he had 13.

Speaker 6 Well, whatever.

Speaker 7 I took away three because they were against the Cowboys. Agreed.

Speaker 6 That shouldn't count against that. You know what?

Speaker 6 He would have 17.

Speaker 7 That's true.

Speaker 6 That's a good question. I mean, yeah, that is true.

Speaker 6 Imagine if you cost him the MVP. Imagine if he has like 50 touchdown passes and Aaron Rodgers has 51.
What are you going to feel like then?

Speaker 6 I'm pretty sure he has more rushing yards than Aaron Rodgers. The next question.
That's true.

Speaker 7 Oh, you're tied

Speaker 7 for the lead league in receiving with Stefan Diggs. Yeah.

Speaker 7 If you had one more yard, I bet that'd be nice.

Speaker 6 Look, I'm not even tripping. If this conversation was last week, I'm pretty sure

Speaker 6 we would have been gotten to a heated argument by now. Yeah, you're over it now.
It's good that we're doing this now. We let a week go by before we really gave you shit.

Speaker 6 Yeah, we won. So

Speaker 6 I'm not even tripping. But last week, oh, yeah.

Speaker 6 You wouldn't have talked.

Speaker 7 I probably would have facetimed you after this yeah um so i i saw that you also you put out a rap song you did a little collaboration with shady is that shady is the name of the song oh shady's name of the song who's the other guy on the track the guy that carries it uh my good friend from

Speaker 6 my good friend from up here in seattle man his name is ru uh he goes by king kodo okay you really like the auto tune huh how much auto tune you really like that's really my voice that's really my voice no auto tune on there not much no i did notice that one of the lyrics you said that

Speaker 7 it was kind of a diss at all the tough guys talking tough on Twitter out there. I couldn't help but feel like that was a slight at me.

Speaker 6 Hey, if the shoe fits, then you know.

Speaker 6 I'm going to have. If you're putting out diss tracks on me, the only thing I have to say is,

Speaker 6 why do you feel threatened by that lyric?

Speaker 7 Because I know you spend all the time scrolling my timeline. You're probably looking at my timeline

Speaker 6 as you're recording that. And if you're dropping diss tracks on me, I'm not afraid to clap back.
All right. I don't even think i follow you yes you do

Speaker 7 you definitely you definitely follow me because i'm faster than you

Speaker 6 oh got you there got you there got you doing i walked i walked right in use that for your next diss track um i got a real question

Speaker 6 i got a real question uh we've i think we've talked to a couple players since the season sorry we talked to mark ingram and cam jordan last week but is how is it with no fans is it uh tough to get like hyped up is it tough are there moments in in the game where you kind of zone out?

Speaker 6 Maybe not when you're on the field, but on the sideline. How does the energy feel like from a player's perspective?

Speaker 6 Because from the fan perspective, it looks the same as long as they don't show the stands, obviously. Exactly.
Yeah. I mean, it feels the same out there.

Speaker 6 I'm not going, not going to lie. We still just, they still keep and score.

Speaker 6 It's still a defense out there trying to stop you. So in my mind, the way it feels out there is not any different.
I know we played in Miami Sunday, and just to have some fans in the stands,

Speaker 6 it did feel different in Miami. It felt better, even though it was hot as hell out there, but it did feel better in Miami.

Speaker 6 I believe that. I think that, like, you know, even like, I think the Steelers are having 7,500 fans this weekend.

Speaker 6 Even a few fans has to be better than no fans because it just feels like someone's actually watching you. Exactly, yeah.
I know up here in Seattle, we've had two home games. And

Speaker 6 I mean, just having our fans out there is going to make a big difference. Whether it's 1,000, 2,000, or 50,000 is going to make a big difference.

Speaker 6 But I would love for the Seahawks to allow a couple fans back in the stadium. PFT, could you imagine if Seahulk was there? Yeah, just in that, that's his end zone that DK fumbled out of.

Speaker 6 He would have redoubled. He would have raged.

Speaker 7 Seahulk and then like five guys wearing the receiver gloves. Yeah, they would have raged.

Speaker 7 Those guys get pissed. There's one that has like a hawk, like the hawk rings, too.

Speaker 7 there, is there anything?

Speaker 6 Yeah, how about this? When we allow fans, you come to a game. Okay.

Speaker 7 And I'll hold up a sign saying, don't stop. Yeah.

Speaker 6 Will you do like the babe ruth, like for a sick kid, where you promise me one fumble out of the end zone?

Speaker 7 That would be amazing, though, if you scored a touchdown. It was like Cam Newton handing the ball to a three-year-old girl, and he just came up to me in the front row and gave me the ball.

Speaker 6 Funny, you low-key funny. I'm not giving you no problem.
Well, Thanks. You're low-key a top five receiver.

Speaker 6 Overreaction Wednesday.

Speaker 7 Yeah.

Speaker 6 So whose side are you on, big cat?

Speaker 6 I'm neutral in here. I mean, obviously, if it really got down to it, like if PFT looked at me and gave me the look like, yo, we got to fuck DK up, we'd fuck you up.
But

Speaker 6 up until that point, like, I'll still be friends with you. Do you really think you can do that, though? Yeah, yeah.
No, if he gave me that look.

Speaker 7 The two of us together? Yeah.

Speaker 6 Why'd your voice change? Why'd your voice change? What do you mean?

Speaker 6 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 I would fuck you up. Because he's in straight up, he's in fights.

Speaker 6 You're not confident in that. He would throw hands, and I would fuck you up, and then I would do the dog piss on you.

Speaker 6 The old miss celebration. Tie your shoes.

Speaker 6 When was the last time you got into a fight, DK? I'm fine. I'll tie my shoes.

Speaker 7 What's up? When was the last time you got into a fight?

Speaker 6 Middle school.

Speaker 7 The fact that you have to think that long about it probably tells me you're not really an alpha. Me and Big Cat, we throw down like every week.

Speaker 6 Yeah, just to stay sharp. Fight club.
How about this? How about this?

Speaker 6 The reason I had to think about it so long was I had to think about when the last time somebody really actually tried me. Oh.

Speaker 6 And not over Twitter.

Speaker 6 Okay.

Speaker 7 Well, so you're out of practice then is what I'm hearing.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 7 I'm what? You're out of practice then. What about on the football field?

Speaker 7 Have you ever tried to punch somebody who's wearing a helmet?

Speaker 6 No, that's dumb to punch somebody wearing a helmet.

Speaker 7 Yeah, you think too much.

Speaker 6 I would imagine most cornerbacks don't want to try you. I would say that they probably don't want to try you.
Have you talked to Lane Kiffen? We're on the Lane train now. I know.
My boy PFT hit me up.

Speaker 6 He's excited about it. Yeah.
No, I haven't talked to him, though. Okay.
So we're bigger Ole Miss fans than you. That's crazy.

Speaker 6 Crazy. Do you think when he

Speaker 6 supporting the game? Ole Miss.

Speaker 6 Or as some people call Ole Piss.

Speaker 6 All right, so why are you wearing a dating shirt? This is for Obi Toppin. They don't have a football team.
They might. I don't.
No, I don't think they have a football team. Day team?

Speaker 7 Yeah, they do.

Speaker 6 They do. Well, their football team doesn't matter.
Their basketball team ain't no stopping Obi-Top in future Chicago. It seems like you're pretty nervous because you just start twisting your ankle.

Speaker 6 So I'm going to go. No, I always do this.
I'm actually loosening up my ankles in case this gets more heated. In case it gets physical and I have to run out of the studio.
Yeah.

Speaker 7 What did you think about Lane Kiffen flushing the toilet during Meatie Day?

Speaker 6 I mean, I thought it was very funny, in my opinion.

Speaker 6 I mean, the guy's a character. Was it number one or number two?

Speaker 7 I think he was dropping a deuce.

Speaker 6 Definitely a deuce. Yeah, he got up and

Speaker 7 let, of course, he's dropping a deuce. Cranked it out, hit the flush.
By the way, we were talking about this last week. How bad does that flight to Miami suck?

Speaker 7 If you have to fly down there, play a game, and then fly back. It seems like that would ruin my entire week.

Speaker 6 Yeah, it was terrible.

Speaker 6 Six hours on the plane.

Speaker 7 You get a meal?

Speaker 6 Yeah, they feed us.

Speaker 6 Are there beds on those planes? If I was an owner, I would

Speaker 6 get like a.

Speaker 6 Yeah, but I would get a jumbo jet and just put a bunch of

Speaker 6 king-size beds and have my team be real comfortable. See, no, that's what y'all do.
Right.

Speaker 6 I'd be a great owner.

Speaker 6 That's a fucking awesome owner. There are 70 people flying on the plane.
70 beds.

Speaker 6 You can fit that. How many ping pong balls inside of a 747?

Speaker 6 I'm sorry, what's the question? How many ping pong balls inside a 747?

Speaker 6 How many lights? What is it? Lampposts in Manhattan?

Speaker 6 These are the type of questions.

Speaker 6 These are job interviews. These are type of questions you're going to have to answer when you're out of the league in a couple of years.

Speaker 7 Yeah, when you have to get a job working like Wolf of Wall Street type stuff. This is how they figure out who the real smart people are.

Speaker 6 That's why I'm going to work hard now. That's where I won't have to get a job.
You have been unbelievable this year. I do like the T.
I can't believe you don't.

Speaker 6 I guess you don't want to be compared to another guy, but the T.O. comparison is spot on.
I mean that in the best way. Like, you are.

Speaker 6 I mean, four people I would rather, I would, I have no problem being compared to T.O., Randy Moss, Calvin Johnson, or Julio. Yeah.

Speaker 6 Hands down, no problem being compared to. I don't like being compared to anybody.
But if somebody said those four, you know, I'm going to take it with a grain of salt and just keep it pushing.

Speaker 6 But I mean, it's not a bad comparison. Do you have a nickname?

Speaker 7 You need a nickname to get some real buzz going about you.

Speaker 6 DK. That's my nickname.
DK?

Speaker 7 That's a pretty good nickname. What about? Well, no, actually, I looked this up because I googled DK Metcalf nickname.

Speaker 7 You gave yourself a nickname when you were in high school on your high school highlight reel, Optimus MegaCalf.

Speaker 6 Whoa. that's pretty cool how did you think of that one you must have a lot of friends how high were you when you thought of optimus megacal

Speaker 6 you definitely didn't have any friends who were like dude that's lame

Speaker 6 no no everybody liked it everybody was calling me uh optimus or or uh money those those are my two nicknames in high school um i have one last question i searched sometimes we do the uh if you go on google and you do people also ask

Speaker 6 uh there'll be a bunch of questions and the first one is, how many passes has DK Metcalf dropped?

Speaker 7 Do you know the answer?

Speaker 6 I don't. Of his 74 catchable targets, the former Ole Miss standout had seven passes from star quarterback Russell Wilson slipped through his hands.

Speaker 6 As a result, Metcalf finished tied with the fourth most drops in 2019.

Speaker 7 That's last year, though. That's just what people ask.
I didn't ask that. That was Google.

Speaker 6 I didn't ask.

Speaker 6 I would never ask that.

Speaker 7 Are you mad that Russell doesn't throw as many interceptions? So that way, you'll never have the stat, the Larry Fitzgerald stat, which is he has more tackles than dropped passes.

Speaker 6 There you go, comparing me to another person.

Speaker 7 Well, I'm saying you won't reach that because Russell selfishly doesn't throw as many interceptions. Yeah.

Speaker 7 He doesn't allow you to get those tackle stats up.

Speaker 6 Yeah, but at least they're Googling my name for a reason. True.
I didn't ask that. Again, I think you're having a great year.
Top five, TO, beats.

Speaker 6 How many passes have I dropped this year?

Speaker 6 You dropped one last week. I did? I maybe made that up.
Yeah.

Speaker 6 Well, the fumble counts as like five in my book. But it counts as one

Speaker 6 statistically, right? No, zero, actually. I think that counts as a caught pass, right? Yeah, it does.
And then a fumble. And then a fumble.
Yeah.

Speaker 7 Why don't you run at people and punch them in the face more like George Kittle does?

Speaker 7 Good question. You're about the same size.

Speaker 6 I'm not George Kittle. George Kittle is a beast.
George Kittle. He's a beast.
Yeah. I just think it'd be cool.

Speaker 7 You're big enough. You can do it.
I'd like to see you knock out a free safety this year.

Speaker 6 And I'd like to see you play in an NFL game.

Speaker 7 Yeah, same.

Speaker 6 You have one drop this year. Jake just looked it up.
That's not bad. So you actually have fixed that part of your game.
There we go.

Speaker 6 Fuck the Google.

Speaker 6 Yeah, Jake got you. Jake got you.
Do you have any questions for me? Jake is the only cool one out of all of y'all. What's up?

Speaker 6 Wow. Yes.
Do you have any questions for us before we let you go? I mean, you know that we like, I don't even know if you listen on Mondays, but we've been pumping you up every Monday. Pumping you up.

Speaker 6 I really don't know how to take that because your boy over here talks so much.

Speaker 6 That's true.

Speaker 7 I've been saying good stuff about you, DK, just during the game. Iron sharpens iron, you know? Like, if I don't coach you up hard, I know how you like to be coached.
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 7 If I don't get on you and dog cuss you, then you might not perform next week. So in reality, you should be thanking me for being such an asshole.

Speaker 6 PFT, I got a question for you.

Speaker 6 How do you feel about

Speaker 6 the Fabio

Speaker 6 comparison? Fabio, excellently?

Speaker 7 Oh, no. DK Metcalf compared me to the sexiest man in the history of romance novels.

Speaker 6 They're like all women want to fight. Oh, no.

Speaker 6 I'm just asking.

Speaker 7 I'm fine being compared to Fabio.

Speaker 6 That's good.

Speaker 7 Fabio is famous for a lot of stuff, having great hair, getting hit by that bird on that roller coaster. nose broken by a peregrine falcon.

Speaker 7 You name it.

Speaker 6 Lately, I've been hearing the trolls comparison. Like,

Speaker 6 which one are you going to rock with? It's true. We haven't heard from Fabio in a while.
What's up with Fabio? Is he past his prime? Like, is Fabio getting fat? Is he dead?

Speaker 6 How funny would it be if Fabio was just fat as fuck?

Speaker 7 I bet you Fabio has COVID.

Speaker 6 Fabio Lanzoni. Fabio Lanzoni, what's he up to? Let's see.

Speaker 7 Oh, he's still alive.

Speaker 6 What has happened to Fabio? Look, here's the people also ask. What has happened to Fabio? Fabio always became an American citizen in 2016 and lives in Los Angeles where he now enjoys a life.

Speaker 6 A lot of people in Hollywood celebrities, they take themselves too seriously.

Speaker 7 That's a quote from Fabio. This is pretty good, too.
They said someone asked him, why do women always go crazy for you? And he responded by explaining, it's just because he's always himself.

Speaker 7 So he's just like, it's because I'm Fabio. Right.
That's a dumb question. I'm fucking Fabio.

Speaker 6 Yes, he is Fabio.

Speaker 7 So, yeah, DK, I like the Fabio comparison. The troll doll comparison, I think that just kind of came out of nowhere.

Speaker 7 I don't think a little far-fetched a little far-fetched on that one I'm yeah that's what I was I was I was thinking the same thing like why would y'all even compare yeah so so in the future you're gonna drop the troll comparison big cat's gonna at you every time I talk shit about you online so that you're kept informed of that and I'm gonna continue saying I'm a fan and hoping that

Speaker 6 you know you continue to be like T.O. and just dominate everyone And I believe your boy Big Cat was a little insecure about his shoes.
He tied him.

Speaker 6 No, I tied him because you told me to tie him. You said we're going to fight.
I tied my shoes. I'm ready to go.
I'm a little insecure about it.

Speaker 6 All right, DK.

Speaker 6 Always good catching up with you, man.

Speaker 7 Good to see you.

Speaker 6 Be safe.

Speaker 7 Don't take too much offense when I drop a fire-ass diss track on you.

Speaker 6 And hold the ball when you're getting into no touchdowns free, okay? Just remember.

Speaker 7 High and tight. Yeah.

Speaker 6 If you drop another ball at the goal line, and also everyone who lost their fantasy matchup, please make sure you at DK tomorrow and let him know.

Speaker 6 You did, Hank?

Speaker 6 Hank did. Hank lost his fantasy matchup because

Speaker 6 where is everybody coming from? Who is Hank?

Speaker 6 Hank's our producer. He's sitting behind the.

Speaker 6 He lost it. Go ahead, Hank.
Tell him. Tell him how much damage you went through.
A lot.

Speaker 3 A lot of damage. It hurt.
But it's all right. I drafted you because, you know, you're my boy.

Speaker 6 All right. So, Hank, I'm sorry, okay? Thank you.

Speaker 6 That was huge. That's so pressure.
Thank you. I'm going to do better because, you know,

Speaker 6 I've met you. We have a connection over, you you know, Zoom.
Thank you. Thank you.
You met him at the Super Bowl, too. That means a lot.
Yeah. All right, DK.
Thanks so much, man.

Speaker 6 We'll talk to you later. Good luck.
Kick the shit out of Kirk Cousins. Yeah.
Good luck on Sunday night. I appreciate it.

Speaker 7 See you, man.

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Speaker 6 Okay, let's wrap up. We got some guys on chicks

Speaker 6 to finish up our Wednesday.

Speaker 6 Billy, you're looking lean, by the way. And your shoes still dirty.
We got to get you some new shoes.

Speaker 7 Billy's switched up from washing his shoes to now just wearing shoes that are naturally dirt colors.

Speaker 6 Wait,

Speaker 7 are those white shoes?

Speaker 6 No.

Speaker 6 Yeah, those are white white and brown.

Speaker 6 Yeah, talk on the mic.

Speaker 6 Billy, you do look lean, dude. No, for real, though.
You look lean. Thank you.

Speaker 7 I've been trying. Yeah.
Belly football is gone.

Speaker 6 It's good because we don't want an ugly intern. That would be so gross.

Speaker 3 Very bad for the people.

Speaker 6 People would be like, ew.

Speaker 7 We got to fire Jay Mariotti. Mm-hmm.

Speaker 6 Done. Thank you.
Appreciate it. Yeah.
All right. Go, Hank.

Speaker 6 Hey, fuck cat. Oh.

Speaker 6 Fuck cat. Man.
That's really original.

Speaker 6 I have two friends friends who are dating.

Speaker 3 I've always been really good friends with the guy, but now since he has started dating his girlfriend, I would consider myself super close to her too.

Speaker 3 I would even say that I now consider them my two best friends. The problem is, he cheats on her all the time, and oftentimes with people in our friend group.

Speaker 6 He even took the virginity of one of the girls in our group.

Speaker 3 Everyone seems to know but her. If they were to break up, everyone would take his side.

Speaker 3 As we are all friends with him first, many of her friends tried to confront her about him before they even started dating, and she just brushed it off. So now her friends are all his friends.

Speaker 3 She is truly the sweetest person on earth, and he is an absolute piece of shit. But I love them both dearly.

Speaker 3 Do I tell her about the situation or continue to act like I don't know anything? P.S. Billy, DM me back.
Okay, wait.

Speaker 6 So, oh, Billy doesn't. I don't talk to girls.
I don't talk to girls. Oh.

Speaker 6 Wait, so this guy cheats on his girlfriend and also stole all her friends because he's like such a good time.

Speaker 3 And apparently is hooking up with them.

Speaker 9 This guy sounds awesome.

Speaker 6 This guy sounds like a fucking jeez. This guy's cool as shit.
Working virginity is looking looking right.

Speaker 7 Can you tell this guy to DM Billy so Billy can be friends with him?

Speaker 6 Yeah. Teach him his ways.

Speaker 7 Yeah, he'll reply to his DM.

Speaker 6 Yeah, I don't know. I would say just as a piece of advice, like real piece of advice.

Speaker 3 Just get really drunk and tell her.

Speaker 6 Well, no.

Speaker 6 Write an anonymous note.

Speaker 6 It sounds like they told her.

Speaker 3 No, they tried to tell her beforehand.

Speaker 6 Oh.

Speaker 6 She pushed it off. I think you...

Speaker 6 No, I think you just stay out of it.

Speaker 7 Write an anonymous note.

Speaker 6 That's good. I like that.

Speaker 7 Maybe go over to like a ransom note, cut up a bunch of magazines that have the different letters, and then use those like

Speaker 7 you're trying to

Speaker 7 stay way, way undercover. So she can't trace the handwriting back to you.

Speaker 6 Or just stay out of it because,

Speaker 6 yeah, I just stay out of it. You never want to get involved in that stuff.
That is a vacuum cleaner. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Yeah. There's a vacuum going.
What should I get my fiancé as a present for our wedding day?

Speaker 6 Hmm. Do you do that? What? You get wedding.

Speaker 6 Day present. Because you get the cake.

Speaker 7 The present is.

Speaker 6 Oh, the cake is the PU.

Speaker 6 No, the groom's cake is always like like the funniest thing where

Speaker 6 it's like, hey, we have this big cake, and then I got to get you a groom's cake, and your only interests are the New York Mets. So here is your groom's cake.

Speaker 7 Here, I get you a single-layer sheetcake shaped like a PlayStation.

Speaker 6 Yeah, you're so shallow that the only thing that you like in your life besides me is the Denver Nuggets.

Speaker 7 Yeah, I mean, you're the present, right? That's how you should look at it.

Speaker 6 Mm-hmm.

Speaker 6 There it is.

Speaker 7 You're the present.

Speaker 6 I don't think you have to get him present. Just get them the cake.
Get him the fucking New York Mets cake. Maybe have Mr.
Met come to the wedding and flip everyone on.

Speaker 7 Or as we always say, cash. Cash is cake.
Cash is cake. Slip them like a $20 bill.

Speaker 6 Just be like, more words. No questions asked.

Speaker 7 Don't spend it all in one place. Yeah.
And steal it from them when you're fucking them later on.

Speaker 3 We never talked about this tweet.

Speaker 6 But, Billy, I don't think you guys.

Speaker 3 I don't know if you guys saw this, but it was when.

Speaker 6 Can you explain it, Billy?

Speaker 3 Billy thought that guys wore engagement rings.

Speaker 6 I thought that guys and girls got engagement rings.

Speaker 7 No.

Speaker 6 I got to put that. That's it.
I got to pull the tweet. That's cool.

Speaker 7 Well, because I'm such a.

Speaker 6 It was like a

Speaker 6 single. I thought that

Speaker 7 everyone got rings.

Speaker 6 That's a good point. That's actually a really good point.

Speaker 7 But I really thought that the guy bought himself an engagement ring and the girl an engagement ring, and then he engaged.

Speaker 6 These are the moments.

Speaker 3 It was when Mahomes said the better ring was the engagement ring. And Billy said, the only problem with Mahomes' statement is the engagement ring takes up a finger where a Super Bowl ring could go.

Speaker 6 Oh, so you thought he was.

Speaker 3 Disincentivizing him to win more rings.

Speaker 6 So you thought he was saying the better ring was the engagement ring. He was talking about his own personal engagement.

Speaker 6 I thought that

Speaker 6 you kneel give the girl an engagement ring. You have to put her cock ring on.
And you have a ring, and then it's the wedding ring.

Speaker 6 But he was talking around with the Super Bowl ring.

Speaker 3 Just hoping that they get engaged.

Speaker 6 Why would I know how marriage rings work? Promise ring?

Speaker 7 If you were Patrick Mahomes, would you wear your Super Bowl ring as your wedding band? Yeah. I would.

Speaker 7 Doesn't get much better than that. Double Jeopardy.

Speaker 6 Real football guy.

Speaker 3 Hey, Jake, Philly Cat, PMT, and Big Dick Billy.

Speaker 6 Three questions. Is that true? No.
Do all men

Speaker 6 size what size your shoes?

Speaker 7 False advertising. What size?

Speaker 6 14. And what size are your shoes, Hank?

Speaker 6 12.

Speaker 6 That one person when you were trying to tell me that you were going to buy those with the reverse parlay, the 10 and a half, and someone said, oh, Hank's getting Normie some shoes.

Speaker 3 That was funny. I laughed at that.

Speaker 3 My brother was a size 12, and I and like basically for probably like sophomore, junior, senior year, freshman year, college, I wore size 12 because I convinced myself I was a size 12. Yeah.

Speaker 6 And then like I got older, and I was like, I, I, he was like, I'm not.

Speaker 7 You're sick of getting blisters all the time.

Speaker 3 I was just like, I put on a smaller pair of shoes. Like, oh, these actually fit.

Speaker 7 These fit well. I thought that your foot was like a goldfish and the size of the tank that it was in, it would grow, it would expand until it filled up.

Speaker 6 Yeah. I like that.

Speaker 7 I can respect that.

Speaker 3 Three quick questions. Do all men shoot tobacco and hide it? Is Is Taiga impressive, and does Billy have an OnlyFans? A.D.
got hurt.

Speaker 7 I delete my OnlyFans.

Speaker 6 That's tough.

Speaker 6 Not all men chew tobacco and hide it, but most. Yeah.

Speaker 7 A lot of them just chew it and don't hide it.

Speaker 6 Black Buffalo, not tobacco.

Speaker 6 Shout out to him. What was the second one?

Speaker 7 Were we thinking of Taiga?

Speaker 3 Is Tyga impressive? I think he put his dick on OnlyFans.

Speaker 6 Tiger?

Speaker 6 Tyga. Tiger.
Don't know who that is, Pass.

Speaker 7 Tyga, yeah.

Speaker 3 Yeah, pretty impressive. YMCMB.

Speaker 7 Yeah, I know. I know who Tiger is.

Speaker 6 Don't tell me.

Speaker 7 Do you remember Twista? Tiger Splain Me.

Speaker 9 Do you remember Twista?

Speaker 6 Yeah, Yeah, Twista.

Speaker 6 That one video. T-Raw.
That one video that Twista had. She wanted to be celebrity.

Speaker 7 Those chicks were so hot.

Speaker 6 What was that? Celebrity.

Speaker 3 Oh.

Speaker 7 Can make you a celebrity overnight.

Speaker 6 No.

Speaker 6 Fuck.

Speaker 6 I'm going to Google it. Twist the music video hot.

Speaker 3 Hey, PFT EA.

Speaker 6 He's probably been here before.

Speaker 3 Big Cat, Hank, and William Football. I have an odd one for you.

Speaker 3 Actually, that's a bad one.

Speaker 3 Hey, Hey, big daddy cat and small daddy PFT. Hey, Hank.

Speaker 3 So, this weekend, my boyfriend and I were out and about trying to get a cat for our house when I got my period randomly at the pet store and told him that we have to go home.

Speaker 3 I know this sounds normal, but my boyfriend is kind of obsessed with periods and thinks they are the coolest thing ever and always asks if he can see every time I tell him.

Speaker 3 What should I do and how do I tell him? How do I let him down gently for stopping him from wanting to see? Also, fuck the cubs, go cards.

Speaker 7 He's just curious. He's curious in terms of your anatomy.

Speaker 7 He's a vampire i think that's healthy good call billy was it get it wet is he is he iron deficient because you might be looking at you i think you're thinking about

Speaker 6 big hat i am yeah twista had get it wet and then he followed up with wetter yeah that's pretty nice sequel um

Speaker 6 are you sure

Speaker 7 twista twista he was like early 2000s yes yes He had a couple hot music videos, but it might have been songs that were featuring Twista. He was a big guy that would would be featured.

Speaker 9 He was featured.

Speaker 7 He's featured a lot.

Speaker 6 I'm sorry, but I'm checking out until I find.

Speaker 9 Let's go with Lil John.

Speaker 6 You gotta find this. Yeah, it is something about trying to find an old boner almost.
You're basically going back in time to be like, what was that thing that turned me on? I gotta find that.

Speaker 7 Look up Celebrity.

Speaker 6 Twista. Celebrity.

Speaker 6 When did that come out?

Speaker 7 Mid-2000s?

Speaker 6 Maybe.

Speaker 6 Finding a boner.

Speaker 3 Hello, everybody. Big Cat Cat PFT and dip shit Billy.

Speaker 6 That's not nice.

Speaker 3 It's really not nice. I'm a little confused

Speaker 3 with my boyfriend's thought process after a big fight that we had. I told him I didn't want to see him for a few weeks and to leave the house.
I've tried calling him and calling him, but no way.

Speaker 3 Oh, this is fake. All right.

Speaker 7 My bad. And then there's a big picture of this fellow sitting on the side of a bed.

Speaker 6 Oh, wait, it got me. Hey, guys, especially.
It might have been overnight celebrity, but no, it was really, it really got me going.

Speaker 9 Can you get verbally wooded?

Speaker 7 Like, in a question, if they they write an entire question, then it says, like, oh, then there's a big black guy with his cock hanging out.

Speaker 6 Twist up. Yeah, absolutely.
That'd be pretty cool.

Speaker 7 Try doing that to Hank next time.

Speaker 3 My husband of eight years, and I know.

Speaker 3 My husband and I and eight years are going to Jamaica for vacation in mid-November. Congrats on the vacation.

Speaker 3 And last week he's been forcing me to watch sad movies.

Speaker 3 I didn't know why until I overheard talking to his buddy, telling his buddy that he's trying to make me cry, which will supposedly make me start my period so I'm not on my period during vacation.

Speaker 3 My question: Are all guys this oblivious to a woman's body or is it just him?

Speaker 7 It's like he's trying to recreate the moon.

Speaker 7 All he needs to do, this is so simple, this guy's an idiot, just paint a full moon on her ceiling or put like one of those glow-in-the-dark moon stickers because the periods are controlled by that.

Speaker 6 I'm still looking for this. I'm out.

Speaker 7 But to answer your question, yes, every guy is exactly that dumb when it comes to periods. They're mysteries to us.
Might as well be trying to do calculus.

Speaker 3 Sup, boys, sup, Billy. I love your facts.
Please keep them going. Why does my boyfriend follow half-naked girls on IG? And does this allow me to be half-naked on IG or OnlyFans?

Speaker 3 IG, maybe, OnlyFans, probably not.

Speaker 7 Why do guys follow half-naked girls? Because they're awesome to look at.

Speaker 3 It's the algorithm. We don't even have a choice.
It's not our fault.

Speaker 6 That's true.

Speaker 7 That's true. I get pushed into it.
Sometimes I'll follow a girl because she'll have like a very pretty caption. And then in the next picture that she puts up, it's like, oh, I'm dumping them out.

Speaker 7 Right.

Speaker 7 I feel violated.

Speaker 3 When you join Instagram, it's like, who to follow? And it's just, you don't have a choice. They make you follow like 10 to 100 accounts right off the bat.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 And it's just always girls for some reason. So it's really not his fault.

Speaker 7 I follow like seven different Jin Selter tribute accounts. And the algorithm did all that for me.

Speaker 3 All right. Last one.
Big Hats checked out.

Speaker 6 Hi, guys. I think I found it, but I got.
It's bad.

Speaker 6 Okay.

Speaker 3 Do you regret your boner from back in the day?

Speaker 6 No. No, you never regret a boner.

Speaker 7 Well, it's featuring a certain R.

Speaker 3 Kelly? Yeah.

Speaker 6 Oh.

Speaker 7 You didn't know at the time.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 6 Forget it.

Speaker 7 What did R. Kelly actually do?

Speaker 6 No.

Speaker 6 No.

Speaker 6 No, no.

Speaker 6 All right. What number?

Speaker 6 17. 17.
No. Two young Zilly.
Very bad half-top talking. A lot of bad top talkers.
The worst shit ever. It's like, oh, we don't talk about R.

Speaker 7 Kelly, but no.

Speaker 6 No, we talked about it. He says what happened with R.
Kelly.

Speaker 7 Billy's going to take every number under 18.

Speaker 6 18.

Speaker 6 24. 34.
44. 30, 44.
34. Just know it's very bad, and it's good that he's in jail.
Let's say that.

Speaker 6 What is it? The eagle noise. 80.
80.

Speaker 7 The eagle noise in Western movies and what people think is the eagle noise. Like,

Speaker 7 is really actually a red-tailed hawk.

Speaker 6 That's great.

Speaker 7 Totally different bird.

Speaker 7 No, but they used the recording of red-tailed hawk. But everyone thinks it's an eagle.
That's a good fact.

Speaker 6 Love you. Look.

Speaker 7 I'm hitting them with a hard count.

Speaker 6 Love you.

Speaker 7 Love you guys.

Speaker 7 Today is on my day to find it shiny.

Speaker 7 No, I'll be coming for your love of gay. No, I'll be coming for your love of gay.

Speaker 6 No, I'll be coming for your love of gay.

Speaker 6 Needless to say,

Speaker 6 I hope you said it's about feet stone weight.

Speaker 6 So living life is okay. Say after me.

Speaker 6 Listen, baby, to be safe in the topic. It's the badge of the state of the topic.
It's the bed to be saved in the topic.

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