NFL Week 4 Recap Of Every Game, Fastest 2 Minutes And Deion Sanders

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Week 4. Quattro.
Whap! Whap! Oh, whap! We start in Cincinnati where Paul Blart Mall security guard Nur Minshew took the 1-2 Jaguars to meet the 0-2-1 Bengals. Plain white T.
Higgins said, hey there Maroney, what's it like in Cincinnati? Your seat is getting hotter because the chili makes your butt splatty. Yes it does.
Joe Wheelborough put his nuts in his wagon and brought the Bengals to the win column. Bengals 33, Jaguars 25.

Whoop, whoop, whoop, a whoop.

To the big D where Jarvis Land is your Landry.

Hit the reform glue guy, Matthew Odell of Adova Peckham, for six.

And the Browns were off and running.

CD wham, bam, thank you, lamb.

Tried to keep the Cowboys in it with two scores.

But Dernus goes to jail. Johnson led the Cleveland rushing attack, which was Stefan skiing downhill all afternoon, forcing Jerry Jones to hit a different kind of slope tonight, if you know what I'm saying, Teej.
Talking cocaine, boom. The Browns are 3-1.
Huh? 49-38. Huh? Huh? In Miami, where decoy Metcalf hauled in a bunch of wounded ducks and Chris Carson City, Nevada, made the Seahawks a good gamble on Sunday.
Devontae Mack, no matter what, Parker lit up the secondary, and it may be time for the Dolphins to tag Leavoa, their draft day Q quarterback, in. Shaquille in the name of raged against the Fitz Sheen and said some of those work forces are the same that kill porpoises.
Birds on parade. Seahawks 32.
Dolphins 24. Birds on parade.
Down to Houston where the Johnson and Johnson backfield try to wash the 0-3 off the Texans but David and Duke were cancelled by the internet only to be taken over by the Twitter trend Let Dalvin Cook. Justin Thomas Jefferson helped the Vikings offense declare their independence from Hunter Great Britain Colquitt.
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of Bill O'Byrance. Vikings 31, Texas 23.
You're really smart, Boom. I took classes at Brown University.
Is that an Ivy? It's Brown University. What? What? In Tampa Bay, where in the words of my good friend Belinda Carlisle, Ooh, Brady got receivers at work.
Mike Evans is finally unhurt. Scotty doesn't know that Tom Brady must be getting away with cheating again.
Miller was one of five touchdown passes for Tom Terrific. And Justin Sherbert was pretty chill, but melted down late in the fourth, giving the Bucs the victory, 38-31.
What? What? In the house of Dwayne Haskins, the QB said, pack it up, pack it in. Let me begin.
Lamar came to win.

We picked off Bob Griffin.

Verbal mean, Teej.

Washington, Mark Ingram.

Baltimore, Derek Henry.

Lamar Odom Jackson was running like he was on some gas station boner pills,

fucking his way through the Washington defense like a long weekend at the running ranch.

Ravens 31, the Washington football team, 17.

Hey, hey, hey, boom. What's that, Teej? Big trust.
Big levels to trust, Teej. Levels on trust.
Trust, Teej. Trust that.
In Chicago, where they're playing the Nick Folsom Prison Blues as the Bears wide receivers haven't seen sunshine in I don't know when, and Johnny Cash Taylor was dressed in black for Matt Nagy's funeral. Rodripo Blankenship towed in four field goals as the Bears took an impounding 19-11.
Standing on a corner, Jameis Winston down in Nola. Such a fine sight to see.

It's a coach, my lord.

Wasting Matt Stafford, Matt Patricia coaches like EP.

Come on, Traquan. Cooking like bacon.

And your O-line's making pancakes.

It's brunch with Peyton. Saints 35-29.
And we finish in Vegas where Big Sean McDermott said, Little Gruden-ass bitch, I ain't fucking with you. Joshua Baron Cohen said, The Raiders' defense is good.
Not. As he satired out the secondary late Sunday.
Darren, I wish I was a little bit bit waller My QB's hands can't get much smaller Put up 88 yards in a losing effort And knock on wood if you lost two in a row Because No one circles the wagons Like the Buffalo Bills Post 30 You're gonna lose your voice you're gonna lose your voice I'm good I got a great throat big cat Everyone knows that When we do the I always do the And I feel it like two days later I'm like what is that cocoa Did I start smoking again Do I got the cocoa no I just said Raiders on Sunday night do you have the cocoa at one in the morning i confirmed not cocoa i'm so mad that we finally came up with cocoa someone came someone tweeted me coke trump got the cocoa and i was like how have we not been calling it the cocoa so much better than rona when you're reading street drug it's the cocoa puffs yeah let me get some of that cocoa yeah it actually it's probably good that we don't call it that because then i would want to get it. Yeah.
It sounds cool. Just start to be like, hey, what's up? Showing up with the cocoa.
Yo, I'm going to be out for 14 days. Got the cocoa.
Steelers, Titans aren't playing this week. Coco.
Contact trace this. All right.
Week four. Week four.
Almost. Almost.
Almost. Almost.
We got a bonus Monday night game. Bonus Monday night game because of the cocoa.
The Chiefs and Patriots are going to play at seven o'clock. And then the Falcons and the Packers playing at eight 50.
Very excited for the bonus Monday night game week four. We'll start with Sunday night.
I didn't think it was, this wasn't that great of a week. Like in the first three weeks, it felt, Oh my God, football's back.
This was amazing. Like we had some amazing games in the first three weeks.
This one was kind of like, Hey't be the most memorable still football but it wasn't the most memorable right because the afternoon games all stunk the afternoon games i i wanted to hibernate when i was watching the afternoon games they were all all all three of them well i guess the raiders bills game was pretty entertaining it was josh allen it was the josh factor but the uh the other two games the rams giants and, and the Bears going up against Phillip Rivers, that was, it put me to sleep. We'll get to the Bears, but I actually walked away from it being like, I don't like football.
I don't, I just don't like it. And then the Eagles and 49ers played, and I liked it again.
Both those games, it was like watching preseason week two. It was terrible.
It was terrible. So, we'll start with Sunday night.
The first place, 1-2-1 Philadelphia Eagles. I love at the end of the broadcast when Al Michaels was like, you all laughed at Doug Peterson last week playing for the tie.
That tie came in handy. He's back.
Like Doug Peterson playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers. The eyes get you to first place.
The football team, even though they're .5 games behind, they still have a game in hand against the Eagles. There you go.
So I think that Washington probably still has the advantage down the stretch. All right, so that game.
I mean, the Eagles saved their season. They legit saved their season.
And it's because Carson Wentz doesn't listen to the radio. Yeah.
The funniest part was when they were were doing the intros at the beginning they were talking about the storylines going into it and they said how Al Michaels absolutely loves Carson Wentz because he does not listen to sports talk radio so I usually think it's full of shit when a player says that but the minute I saw that picture of Carson Wentz uh the the duck massacre when he Killed like 700 ducks and shingled his barn with it that's not a guy that listens to sports talk radio he's probably a caller to sports talk radio he's probably the guy that calls in it's him and eat that pussy on lines 1 and 2 and they're both bitching about how the Eagles don't have any weapons I think if you're a big hunter you're a country music guy and also a just drive in silence guy maybe listen to the traffic guy yeah just drive you put the scanner on and you wait until it gets to the traffic and weather reports you can figure out how long it's going to take you to get to your hunting cabin big hunters they definitely will just drive out they'll just start driving west and never turn on the radio and just be with their thoughts and think of like the elk they're about to kill i'm gonna go follow the sun on the open road right chase the sun so uh biggest winner eagles second biggest winner jimmy garoppolo because there was a lot of talk about possibly nick mullins running the offense uh the same or better than jimmy g mostly from us yeah i think we found out that's not true and we love nick mullins he's a to the show, so we're not going to say anything bad about him except for the fact, what the fuck were you doing, dude, with that pick six? And then our guy, Greg Kittle. Holy fucking shit.
He is, do you want to notice that one? He had 15 catches, right? 15 targets, 15 catches, 183 yards, and a touchdown. He caught every single ball that came to him.
And my favorite Kittle thing is when he'll catch the ball going towards the sideline, and the defender will always bite, and he'll just stop and stiff arm the fuck out of him and get an extra five yards. Yeah, because you know that he's not going out of bounds.
No, cut it back in. ever think that he's he's not ted ginn i know he was on the team last year but this is not a man that enjoys a sideline this he would rather get tackled by six guys than walk out of bounds and calmly jog back to the huddle right and what i like about quarterbacks that play with them they are the same way that we are as fans i think quarterbacks throw the ball so much to greg kittle because they want to see him run with the ball because it's awesome yes like yeah nick mullen sees him and he's kind of open or he could take a long shot he's like you know what i'd rather throw it to greg and then watch greg go punch six people's molars out right and then he did he did the thing tonight where he's he's it's becoming the kittle where he throws like three guys off of him it takes five guys to tackle him and he gets a he gets a face mask on top.
So they have to cheat to try to bring him down. That's how much of a man he is.
But Carson Wentz, we should talk about the Eagles because Carson Wentz did save their season. He still doesn't look great, but he looked good.
He made the big plays. He made big plays.
He threw that in very Eagles fashion, this iteration of the Eagles. That guy Fulgham.
Fulgham. Fulgham.
Who the fuck is that? Very slow name. Everyone's like, who is that, and how did he just catch the biggest touchdown to save our season? Old Dominion, round six, pick 184.
There you go. That's a guy that Al Michaels, you know, he was dying to say that guy's name tonight.
That's an Al Michaels last name. Foglum.
Yeah, also he was drafted in 2019. He's 25 years old.
Okay, so he was like he was a super senior. He did a victory lap in college.
He was the Van Wilder of Old Dominion University. Yeah, he was a BYU wide receiver who didn't play for BYU.
But that guy saved the season. The Eagles, you know, obviously it's still only four games in, but that's such a huge win for the Eagles that you thought was like they were dead men walking going out west, and they have to play the Steelers next week, which ain't going to be so easy, especially because the Steelers are on their cocoa buy.
That's right, yeah. The Niners were also – they're missing a lot of people still.
Of course. With injuries.
Yeah, they had to play in MetLife. I mean, that's the most Eagles way to frame this of all time.
There were two teams that were both dealing with depleted rosters. They had to win this one.
So, yeah, the Eagles, I guess they're technically in first place right now. The Eagles probably hate to hear that, that the Niners were injured, because being down in Philadelphia the last few weeks, the Eagles fans, maybe most passionate fans in all football, like in terms of just like piss and vinegar.
That means drunk, the drunkest fans, yeah. They, and this is confirmed by our friends Smitty and Roan, our colleagues, the Eagles fans think that the Philadelphia Eagles are the only team that ever gets injured.
Yes. Like, there's no other injuries in the NFL except to the Eagles.
Yeah, they do have a hilarious roster makeup, though, where either their only good wide receivers are either hurt or just they completely forgot to learn how to catch the ball in the offseason. And having those two things go hand-in-hand for Eagles fans, it just makes them the most exasperated, which is why I was looking for a little something to get the blood going with Eagles fans.
Now they're going to be all like sunshine and roses going into this week. Everything's fine.
Doug Peterson is a genius because he tied. All right, next game, Browns-Cowboys.
Do you want to start with the Browns or the Cowboys's start with the browns okay nice to the browns browns three and one start which feels like forever that they've been three and one they have a distinct identity that works for some reason freddie kitchens couldn't figure this out last year kevin stafanski has if you run the ball with the browns and you have baker move the pocket and not have to throw 50 times a game, you're going to be a good football team. They ran it for 307 yards.
And, oh, yeah, they remembered that Odell Beckham, when Wright, is, I don't know, top three most electric guys in the NFL. That touchdown that he had, I would say maybe Tyreek Hill Hill I'm trying to think of the list of guys that would get that touchdown and then the 99.9 percent of guys that would have that be like a 10-yard loss hmm yeah Tyreek Hill is definitely I'd say like probably two or three other Chiefs maybe like Deshaun Jackson his prime yeah but like that Santana Moss in his.
It's a very short list of guys that can do what Odell Beckham did on that play to take a play that looked like it was going to be, like I said, a 10-yard loss to a 50-yard touchdown where he just ran past him. Yeah.
It goes back to the old Hugh Jackson days in Cleveland where he was trying to figure out. He was struggling, laboring all night, trying to figure out how to get the ball to Nick Chubb more, how to get

him more involved. It's like, well, you could just call

handoffs to Nick Chubb. That's one way

that you can do it. But Stefanski's learned.

Obviously, Chubb, I think he would have had

quite a few more yards. He probably would have gone

over 100 if he stayed in. But he's

hurt. That's going to be bad for the Browns if it's

more serious than they're thinking it might be.

But yeah, the rushing attack

is awesome. Odell's got the blonde hair back, which is nice.
You know he's feeling himself a little bit. To Ernest Johnson.
Yeah, Dernest Johnson. Fucking great name.
Amazing name. Awesome name.
Jarvis Landry threw – looked like he was throwing it from center field with the full body windup for a dime to Odell Beckham. That was sick.
Wide receiver to wide receiver touchdowns are the best. Yeah.
Bill Cowher was the king of those. It looks like they're having fun, which is something that you hardly ever see in the city of Cleveland.
So it's going to go bad. It's going to go bad, guys.
I think this is the year for the Browns. Yeah, this is the year.
Get the tattoo already. I'm sure that somebody out there has a Cleveland Browns 2020 NFL champion Super Bowl winner tattoo on their forearm.
Well, good news for the Browns is they get the Colts and the Steelers next, who are two of the top five defenses in the NFL. Do you have to add Jarvis Landry's name to the back of that jersey? What? That you cross out with all the different quarterbacks? No, he was fantastic.
He was one for one. So it's him and Baker on the small of the back, the money shot area.
I'm excited for the Browns, though, because that was what they did. When you run for that many yards, it's hard to be like, we're not the better team.
And their defense has holes, and their defense looked bad at times. Well, especially on the end around that Odell had.
There were like five or six guys that probably should have tackled him. Yes.
Well, no, no, no. I'm talking about the Browns defense has holes.
Oh, the Browns holes. Yeah, no, no.
We haven't gotten to the Cowboys yet. The Browns defense, you know, Miles Garrett is great, but it's clear that they have some issues at times.
Hopefully they can fix that because the Browns being good would be awesome for football. So their safety, Sandejo, is the one that Browns fans hate right now.
And every time you hear him talk like Jeff D'Lo is screaming, God damn it, Sandejo, on just about every play, it's great when you have a defensive back like that that has a cool-sounding name

that you can always remember, okay, everything that just happened that's bad

is this guy's fault until proven otherwise.

He's never been on part of my take.

We interviewed him at the Super Bowl.

Correct.

Sandejo.

Sandejo, yeah.

Very nice guy.

Yes.

There's a reason why it didn't get to part of my take.

But, yeah, it's a great guy.

Great guy.

Great guy.

Even better off the field than on the field. He was a firecracker of a personality.
All right, let's talk about the Cowboys. Let's talk about the Cowboys.
Let's talk about the Cowboys. So, let's go small.
No, let's go big. No, let's go small picture.
Then I have some big picture thoughts. Okay.
All right. Small picture.
Their defense is a joke. It's very bad.
It's very bad. Dak Prescott has to basically throw for 500 yards just to keep them in the game.
It's interesting to bring that up, Big Cat, because I've got my tinfoil hat on. I think Dak Prescott is paying off the defense to be shitty so that he can put up these huge numbers.
And he's like, hey, trust me, I'll pay you guys back when I get that contract. Right now he's on pace.
I think he's on pace to throw like 5,500 yards this year, which would break Peyton Manning's record is 5,500. Prescott's on pace for 6,700 yards.
One and three. Yeah, one and three.
Not his fault. Not his fault.
His defense. The only thing I could think of to fix is Mike Nolan has to put the suit back on.
Absolutely. He's got to put the – for who are maybe this actually might date us here.
No, it's like mid, mid two thousands. Ooh, I don't know.
Yeah. But that, that might date us.
Like if you're 20 years old, you were probably five years old and Mike Nolan wore the suit. So Mike Nolan's dad was a coach in the NFL.
It was a combo. It was him and Jack Del Rio.
Yep. Both wanted to give like a little hat tip to the old days, like the Vince Lombardi, the Tom Landry suit-wearing coaches, and they did it, and it looked ridiculous.
I thought it looked awesome. Mike Nolan, he wore like a three-piece suit.
He wore the Mike Pereira in the booth. He had the vest going and everything.
That's got to be worth at least two points a game on defense. Yes.
Absolutely.

Like anytime I see a guy in a suit, I automatically think that there's a chance that that person

can fire me.

Yes.

It speaks authority.

All right.

So Mike Nolan, it was, he, they had to change the rule 2006.

So we are dating ourselves.

That's 14 years ago.

Mike Nolan, they had to change the rule and basically be like, no, this is ridiculous. You can't.
You have to wear like the game issued, you know, gear. But he and Jack Del Rio.
I thought it was like they could do it like once or twice a year. Twice a game.
Two home games a year. And Jack Del Rio, that's the famous picture of Jack Del Rio in the fucking sweet ass leather jacket on the sidelines.
That was tight. But yeah, Mike Nolan's got to bring back the suit.
That's all I have to bring it because otherwise i don't i don't know what you do if you're the cowboys only way you can get in a tie now is to punt the ball at the end overtime yeah that's what they're saying yes um all right so big picture big picture oh wait one they're playing with a heavy heart for chris christie yes yes super fan jerry jones was was struggling uh one other thing mike mccarthy i i just needs to be repeated one more time, that he spent the entire offseason or entire season when he didn't coach telling everyone that he got a subscription to Pro Football Focus and that he learned analytics, and then no, none of that. I think Mike McCarthy, I think there's a chance that he's been using some of those analytics.
Now he's got to be totally out on computers. Mike McCarthy, I don't know what Miles Garrett, his player grade is off the top of my head on pro football focus.
But I do know you probably shouldn't single block him all game. And not with a tight end.
Or a rookie. Yep.
Which he did. Or might have been a backup.
But either way, I don't think that that's probably not in the analytics, Mike McCarthy. So, big picture, Cowboys.

The NFC East is a shit show, so they're not dead.

But I'm starting to think that this will go down as one of the worst uses of a championship window that any team has ever had.

You could say that about the Cowboys for the last 20 years, though.

But this especially, because they struck gold with dak prescott in his contract yeah in his contract and they essentially jerry jones and i love it because it's wildly entertaining if you ever ask yourself like how would i do as a gm well i've been playing fantasy football for the last 15 years you would would be Jerry Jones. Because Jerry Jones, essentially in the last few years, has said, I want to pay my quarterback, pay my running back, pay my wide receiver, get another wide receiver.
He's building a fantasy football team, and then nothing on the defense, and hope it works out. He's doing the opposite of what the Eagles are doing.
Right. That's what he's going for.
And then even though he has a a stock set of offensive weapons, he's still going into the draft. And he's like, I want you to bring me the fastest receiver in the Big 12.
And his binder is just like the fastest player from Georgia and the fastest player at like Oklahoma, Baylor, TCU. And he just looks at those and he's like, yeah, these are my guys.
I can win with these guys. Jerry Jones was mad that they lost, but he also went to sleep tonight being like, if we get a top 10 pick, I'm going to take Jalen Waddle from Alabama, and we're going to be the fastest.
We're going to have Amari Cooper, Jalen Waddle, and CeeDee Lamb. So in Jerry's mind, the fastest way to win is to score a bunch of points.
Right now, all he has to do is just decrease the amount of points. He's got his team on offense exactly where he wants them to be.
But he doesn't realize the steps that he needs to take to make the defense any better at all. Which you could make the argument that it's not a terrible strategy in today's NFL where offense is king, but it is just hilarious.
You're going to look back and be like, so they got Dak Prescott, who's 10 quarterback in the fourth round paying him nothing and they won nothing? Have they won a playoff game with him? Yeah they won one. They beat the Lions? No it wasn't the Lions I don't think.
No that was the Dez didn't catch it year. Who did they beat? They beat the Seahawks.
Was it the Seahawks? Yeah the Seahawks ran the the ball. That's right.
That was the start of Let Russ Go. And then they lost to the Rams, I think.
I might be getting that right. Wait, your mic's on.
Hold on. Hold on.
Go, Jake. Yes.
W versus Seahawks 2018 and then loss at Rams 30-22. There you go.
So they got one. So they struck gold.
Like, every team would give their fucking left nut to get a quarterback in the fourth round that's a franchise quarterback.

This is probably a game that Jerry Jones wakes up to, though, because in his mind, like, the Browns are always going to be the worst team in the NFL, right? He's been around the NFL for long enough where, like, he does not accept the fact that the Browns might be decent this year. so he's like losing at home to the browns in front of my quarter filled stadium that is that

might be like a big enough embarrassment that he might get down to the sidelines next game. He might start pacing.
Yes. Oh, man.
Or just floating. I don't think he walks anymore.
I think he just kind of hovers. I think Mike Nolan's going to get fired just because Mike McCarthy's going to be like, look up the analytics.
No, he's going to try to log on to pro football focus realize he never

got a new subscription and be like well i just might guess i gotta fire mike nolan you probably got the free trial yeah and now it's like he can't access any of the good stuff and then he's like mike what's my password and mike's like well you never paid for he's like you're fired he just followed it on twitter yeah that's all he did in instagram and sees like the player grades that's all he did.

All right.

Next up,

Saints-Lions.

I got a stat. This is a stat from my own brain that I went and looked up.
The Lions stink. If every single Lions game was 10 minutes long, they'd be 4-0 with a point differential of 34-0.
Yeah. The Ravens need to schedule the Lions.
That would be the perfect medicine for them right now. The Lions coming out and going up 14-0 and being like, damn, look at the Lions.
Here they come. They won last week in Arizona.
Kenny Galladay's back. And then- It felt like a 0-0 game when the Lions were up by 14 points.
Yeah, so the Saints then ripped off five straight touchdowns to go up 35 14 and you say to yourself well that must have been a disaster for the lions like pick six fumble everything no the the saints went 75 yards 80 yards 80 yards 49 yards 75 yards those were their five touchdown drives they just they just fucking crushed the the lions defense It was it was no fluke play it was no like we're giving the game away the lions defense is pathetic the saints went 10 for 14 on third down well offensive guru matt patricia can't be blamed for all that i mean he did he did have that play in the super bowl we need to mention that yeah he did he prepared i think so yes he's prepared single-handedly won the patriots the super bowl Ernie Adams probably reads that mention that. Yeah, he did.
Is he prepared? I think so. Yes.
He's prepared. I mean, he single-handedly won

the Patriots at Super Bowl. Ernie Adams probably

reads that quote and is like, you motherfucker.

Like, that was all me, dude. Yeah.
He was

probably like quality control on defense, given

the title of defensive coordinator, but it's really

just Ernie Adams with an earpiece talking to him down

on the sidelines, telling him exactly what to do.

We talked about the

Saints stat, that they have not

failed to cover

a spread. They've covered every spread

in October in the last

Thank you. We talked about the Saints stat that they have not failed to cover a spread.

They've covered every spread in October in the last four years.

No, it's since 2015.

2015.

So week 6, 2015 is the last time they didn't cover.

They are now 17-1 straight up in the month of October since 2015 week 6.

That's insane.

It makes sense to me. Well, they start slow.
They start a little bit slow. Sean Payton seems like a big Halloween guy.
He seems like a guy that goes to seven or eight costume parties a year. Talking about his belly again? No, not candy.
That would be post Halloween. I'm talking about like, he seems like a guy that makes his wife dress up as like seven different cats for every party that he goes to.
He's like, yeah. Or he probably makes her dress upom hill he's like i love that i love that look on you he seems like a uh like a 1920s mobster guy yes for his halloween parties with a tommy gun and a and a pinstripe suit yeah he's like who are you yeah i'm bugsy was it bugsy seagull bugsy seagull or al capone or fill in the blank drew breeze's scarface Scarface? Yeah, whatever it may be.
So my Drew Brees, is he washed or not? Update, not washed. He's clean.
Clean, not washed anymore because he played the Lions defense. I still think, like, Drew Brees, and I guess you can say this for pretty much every quarterback, so I'm probably being hard on him, but I have different expectations.
When there's no pass rush and guys are running open, he can look great. It's just whether that happens in the playoffs, I don't know.
My Matt Patricia washed or not washed update is not washed, strictly from a hygiene standpoint. Yeah.
So is he going to be the first one fired? I don't know. Whatever happened to Jimbo Cooter? You remember him? Yeah.
Like Jim Bob Cooter, he came in as an interim coach. He was hot.
And then I think he went probably like two and two. Went 500.
He was the hot new name. Can we just get him back? I feel like Jimbo Cooter was the future for the Lions.
My prediction for the Lions. So they're going to fire Matt Patricia.
I think Matt Stafford is going to go somewhere else and win a playoff game. Win one playoff game? A playoff game.
Where would Matt Stafford go? I don't know. To a team that's not great.
But close your eyes and just think about. Like, there will be in maybe two years, three years, whatever it may be, a Sunday night football game.
And at halftime, they'll have, like, a sit-down piece, Michelle Tafoi with Matt Stafford. And he's talking about how he's so happy in his new city and everything's going so well.
And it's just great. And, like, subtle shots at, like, hey, the Lions organization really fucked me because they're the Lions organization.
Yeah, I would say he would seem like an Arizona Cardinal that they bring in, but they got Kyler Murray, so it's probably not going to be them. Washington football team, maybe? The Bears? I'd take them.
Yeah, I would take them. We'd ruin them, but, yeah, I'd take him.
Why not? Yeah. And you know what? I can see that.
I do feel bad for Lions fans. They don't deserve this.
Our friend Isaac said he would like to call in to a show and just fart into the mic, and that will be the Lions recap. And I was like, yeah, that's – I would allow that.
Yeah, we'd absolutely allow it. That's a much more cogent recap than we could do.
Because it's bad.

I mean, Lions fans are passionate, but man.

And this game was also almost not played.

Yeah.

Because the Saints had a fullback that gave a false positive test for COVID

like the night before.

So Sean Payton had the entire team staying up until 3 a.m.

doing these checks that will clear them

and make sure that they can all play the next day.

Which sounds, if you're one of his players, it sounds like, goes another one of those sean payton's weird motivational techniques where they're going to send a nurse into my room and swab my nose and just tell me it's like oh it's uh it's uh it's symbolic of keeping your nose clean right and matt and matt stafford is to thank for them playing this game that's right he had the false positive over the summer that made the matt stafford rule where it's like it's insane that if we have one test and he takes another one, he's negative that you have to sit out. So he probably is pissed that that happened because then the Saints came and they did that.
I just looked it up right now. The Ravens do not play the Lions.
They could play in the Super Bowl this year, but that would be the ultimate team for the Ravens to play. They would get that jinx off their back immediately.

Yes.

Come back.

By the end of the first quarter, they will have righted that ship.

Yes.

So good news is, for your Lions fans, Jaguars-Falcons next to that Falcons-Lions game is going to

be like hot potato.

Who wants to have the lead last?

Yeah.

I don't.

You do this.

You do it.

You do it.

The Falcons and the Cowboys should play every single week. It would be great.
It's a track love that phrase it's a track meet out there it's a track meet um bob cooter the running backs coach of the new york jets oh that's going well yeah that's fucking hyper drive baby levy on bell tearing it up this year uh all right next up seahawks dolphins seahawks this was i thought this game was gonna get weird it did for a second the Seahawks-Dolphins. Seahawks.
This was – I thought this game was going to get weird. It did for a second.
The Seahawks, who were like insane, I think they were 10 for 10 in the red zone leading up to this for touchdowns. They had a little problems.
I think they had – I think Russ threw a pick in the end zone. So it did get weird for a second, but ultimately that's one of those wins where it wasn't pretty, but who the fuck cares because you just went all the way across the country and played Fitzmagic, who can always be scrappy, but I think it might be done for our guy.
Yeah, the end of Fitzpatrick is here. He can go somewhere else.
Yeah, he did enough to get on the contract. Are there any other AFC East teams? They need to make another AFC East team.
He needs to play on the Patriots. Dolichick would absolutely love to have him on there.
I just love everything that makes him, like, the reason why, and I know people will joke, like, oh, this guy can't get a job, Kaepernick can't get a job. Fitzpatrick's the perfect backup quarterback because, one, he's just like he seems like a fun guy to be around, and, two, he is, like, so volatile.
That's kind of what you want like i'd rather have that

than a guy come in and be like all right well he's gonna throw i don't know you know 11 for 20

for 110 yards and we're gonna lose 20 to 13 yeah i mean this would be the last frontier for belichick

right if he for whatever reason like cam newton doesn't work out in new england

belichick can be like okay well i had brady for a while he was my nice stable one that that I uh that I committed my life to then I got to try a running quarterback I've always wanted to try that position that was fun and then after Cam it's like the the wild stallion of the AFC East can I tame him yes like will I be able to win a Super Bowl with a quarterback no that throws four interceptions yes and gets his helmet knocked off six times a game let's do it i mean he's greatest coach of all time if he's able to go if he's able to go nine and seven with ryan fitzpatrick yeah that's more impressive than going 18 and one i love i love ryan fitzpatrick when he does the um i'm going to put, like you can see it on his face, he puts every single last piece of energy into a throw. And it's usually a guy who's like triple covered.
He's like, I can just get it there. And you can just see on his face that like his whole body is strained.
Everything, he's putting everything that he has into it. And then he needs like a breather for a little bit.
But there's something about Fitzmagic, even when the magic isn't going,

that you just got to tip your hat.

It's still fun to watch, and he's switched up.

I've been watching it this year.

I don't think he's run over any tiny defensive backs anymore.

Now he's running over linebackers.

Yeah.

He's getting bored in his old age.

I want to hit some of the heavies out there.

Mono-y-mono.

And when he runs them over, he is the first one to get up.

Yes. That's what he's really good at.
Ryan Fitzpatrick will always stand up on his two feet before the person that tackled him gets up. He lets him know.
You know he has a deal with his wife. I always get up.
Yeah, I get up first. When you're watching it with the kids, I always get up.
You know I'll be okay. I'm always getting up.
What do you think he was like when he was in college? At Harvard. I don't know if you know that, but he went there.
I feel like the one in Cambridge, Massachusetts, just outside of Boston. Got it.
He doesn't strike me at all as a Harvard guy beyond the fact that he's really smart. He can do Rubik's cubes and his son knows his times tables and he's two years old.
Right. But I don't know.
He doesn't seem like a Harvard man. Do you think he was the alpha of all the alphas? I think if you put him in a big H sweat sweater, you'd be like, oh, OK, I get it.
Like, yeah, in the way that right away, he looks like a philosophy professor. Yeah.
Or like he definitely didn't have the beard when he was there. Yeah.
Uh huh. Which is something that I'm sure if you saw him without the beard, you'd be like, oh, right, right.
Kind of a nerd. Yeah.
He's got a little like if he got rid of the beard. Hank's right.
If he got rid of the beard, he's got a little like school ties, Brendan Fraser vibe. A little bit of that.
Yeah. But I figured out.
Nice chin. Ryan Fitzpatrick plays football like he's a hockey player.
Yeah. Yes.
I'd agree. He's just going full bore all the time.
Yes. The name, the entire reason that he plays football is just to prove that he's tougher than the people that are trying to hit him.
I love it. I love him.
Also, DK Metcalf, where are we ranking him top wide receivers? Because he's awesome. I'd say top three.
That's a crazy draft pick for the Seahawks, the way that it's worked out. Yeah.
He figured out the secret to not dropping the ball on the one on his way into the end zone. That's just not score.
He's just a beast. That's get tackled before you get to the end zone.
If he was half a step quicker, then I think he would have had a touchdown today. But as he's learned to turn, he's lost that straight-ahead speed.
Yeah. Did you see Russell Wilson? He did throw an interception, so I'm officially taking away my MVP vote.
Okay. I'm giving mine to Josh Allen.
I'm not giving him one. Okay? So, sorry.
Good luck next year getting seahawks had zero penalties oh that is fun yeah a little fun that's very fun um all right next up chargers bucks uh tom brady throwing it back tom brady not only throwing it back with the five touchdowns but the fact that he threw it to five different guys which is the ultimate Tom Brady in a duel with Justin Herbert who looked good. I'm going to just stay biased and say, I don't like him.
That's fine. I'll also admit he looked good until that last pick.
He looked good at times. He's, he's on a fast track to getting, he's not going to get any of the poise notes.
No one's going to be like, Oh, this guy has tremendous poison in the pocket when, when the chips are down because he is liable to make those wildcat throws and just absolutely fuck everything up because he thinks he can throw past any defender. He's going to start getting the Brett Favre comparisons, the way too early Brett Favre comparisons.
Yeah. So all I'll say is he looks good.
Chargers fans should be happy. But 0-3 is a starter.
So QB wins. What I count.
Joe Burrow had a win today. Yeah.
Justin Herbert did not. Did not.
Or Joe Burrow, Alpha. Can we just say that Tom Brady definitely had Corona at some point this summer and so did probably all his wide receivers? Yeah, he just drank water through it.
Yes, I think that's pretty clear. Justin Herbert, he's got to clean up his gotta clean up his skin oh okay yeah that's all noxzema franchise quarterback that's all like not to be calling coward but i think he will you know i've had pimples we all had pimples young right he's young but once he does that i'll be like you know what i like this guy okay it's just kind of a franchise quarterback thing just clean up the face bit.
Just wash it. Yeah.
I actually think it already is. It's the easiest six-figure sponsorship deal for him ever.
Right. It's like looking at Ronaldo.
Have you ever seen an old picture of Ronaldo? With all those teeth. His teeth are all fucked up.
Everything's fucked up. When you get a little money, you start getting hotter.
Yeah. Maybe just go to the trainer and be like, hey, can you give me an injection of something? Even Tom Brady.
Yeah. I'm going to get some Accutane.
Tom Brady. And then he just gets stabbed in the brain through his ear by the trainer.
Tom Brady looks like a different guy. It's true.
Totally different guy. I don't know.
I just think that once you become a franchise quarterback, you just start looking a little hotter. What are those ads that are all over TV where it's always celebrities and it's like, here's my before, here's my after? Yeah.
I think he's going to do it. I'm not trying to hate on him because we've all dealt with jj wentworth like there's no oh yeah by the way shout out that's very sad seleno and barnes all right very sad r.i.p moment of silence half which one seleno or barnes seleno seleno no barnes i thought no i think it was seleno pretty sure seleno's get a fact check on seleno no i think selino's dead.
Salino died. Dead or the dead.

Very dead.

8888.

Yeah, which one died?

Salino?

Steve Barnes.

Barnes is dead. Oh, Salino.

Apologies to the Salino family.

If you're listening to this and you didn't know, Barnes has passed away.

They had like a big falling out too.

Yeah, I know.

And it's sad that it happened right. It's fucking bad.
It's tragic. Did Salino kill him? No, he died in a plane crash.
Those can be... Yeah, it's very sad.
Yeah. Barnes.
Very sad. I don't know how we got here.
Oh, the acne. That had nothing to do with it.
Yeah, everyone in the world... There's no one who is like in the world who has not had acne.
Proactive. That's what it is.
Yeah, there's a couple people who have perfect skin and fuck them. Everyone who's had to deal with pimples, everyone who's had to deal with acne, it fucking sucks.
I'm just saying that eventually when you become a franchise quarterback, that's the next step I want to see. Forget throwing interceptions, back-breaking interceptions at the end of the game.
That's my next step. It's tough acting 10-act.
There it is. That's athlete's foot.
It should be Justin Herbert and LeBron James' back, and then they do a proactive commercial together. Right.
And then LeBron James' back knee doesn't go away. Right, right.
Because there's other reasons that play for that. Yes, HGH.
That's what we're talking about. But, yeah, I'm going to stop hating on Justin Herbert.
He was dueling with Tom Brady today.

He looked good.

He was throwing to no one.

Undrafted free agents, I think, scored.

And Kenny Allen.

Threw four touchdowns.

No, but he threw four touchdowns to all four were undrafted free agents.

That's fucking impressive.

He has looked good.

He's gone toe-to-toe with Tom Brady, toe-to-toe with Patrick Mahomes.

So, you know, if I were a Chargers fan, I'd be be like this is something yeah this feels good anthony lynn loves his balls yeah there's a lot of positive news coming out there i don't think the chargers get enough credit for just always having good running back yeah when was the last time the chargers had a bad running back never it's never happened yeah not in the history of the franchise natron means business all-time name all. So, yeah, I think I will.
I'm starting to adjust my take on Justin Herbert. I still am mad about the Rose Bowl, whatever.
I think he's a very good quarterback. I think he's promising and everything I've seen.
Although that, I don't know if it was on him or the running back, but that was the end of the game. At the end of the first half, when they're up 24-7, and they fumble in their own five-yard line, and the Bucs turn around and score with like 40 seconds left.
Was that in the handoff? Yeah, we saw it right then, and we're like, that's it. You can't make that mistake when you're playing against Tom Brady because you won't come back from it.
My own analytics tells me that some quarterbacks are better than others at handoffs, and it's true. Baker Mayfield is a great handoff quarterback.
Justin Herbert, I don't think he has it. Jimmy Garoppolo, great handoff quarterback.
Pretty good. Blake Bortles, exceptional handoff quarterback.
Incredible, yes. Sells the fake well.
Jake Plummer, unbelievable. Sells the fake really well.
All right, so that's Chargers, Bucs. Wait, are we going to talk about Tom Brady's pick sixes? Yeah.
He's got a little bit of the Matt Schaub in him right now. He's thrown four pick sixes in six games.
Well, two of them were in New England. Two of them were in New England where he says four in six games.
Four out of his last six games. So half of those were in New England.
I'm talking about this year. Okay.
This year, two out of his. Those are the playoffs.
He actually is statistically throwing less pick sixes these four games than he did in the last two games. Yeah, he's turned the corner.
Is it a Tom? What are we talking about here? Tom Brady's a Buccaneer. Is it Tom versus time thing? No, I think.
Father time is undefeated, Hank. The weird thing with Tom Brady is he, it's like he's not is aging you can tell he's different through five touchdowns right right right that's what I'm saying like he's he still has everything but then he'll have the one or two throws we're like what was that yeah he just he needs to stop throwing to the flat across the field yes yes that's pretty much I think Bruce Arians he keeps that in there wants that yeah to humble him yeah to humble him and to have something so he can rip him in front of the press over the course of the next week.
Doesn't have grit. I'm going to keep making my 43-year-old quarterback throw across his body to an out.
I'm going to prove a point. Seven yard out with the cornerback biting on it.
Bruce Arians lives his entire life trying to prove a point to somebody about something at all times. And this is the point that he's going to hammer home to Tom is you ain't that good.
Yeah, you ain't that good. All right.
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All right.

Speaking of bows, Joe Burrow.

Joe Burrow gets a win.

Bengals 33, Jaguars 25.

Joe Mixon is good. They remembered that.
Yeah. So that was nice that they actually took some pressure off Joe I think that we all as a nation Forgot about Joe Mixon I filed Joe Mixon away in that little place In my brain that said I think he's good but I'm going to wait Until he's a running back on the Patriots On the downside of his career to actually pay attention to him But.
But he's he's actually really, really good. 151 yards, two touchdowns.
And he changed like Joe Burrow's been getting the shit kicked out of him. Joe Mixon made it a balanced offense.
They looked good. Fat Randy is perfect.
Fat Randy's perfect. We call them fat.
He's always been perfect. He's all.
Yes. Perfect to us.
But now he's great. He's it.
I say, like, credit to us. We probably are the reason why Randy Bullock has not missed since because he's like, I don't want to be the topic of conversation on part of my take on a Monday.
I ruined it for Randy's everywhere. You can't keep Fat Randy down.
No, he's back. He's very buoyant.
And now I'm at the point where when I see Fat Randy getting out there,

we shouldn't call him Fat Randy.

When I see Frandi getting out there.

Fat Randall.

Yeah, Fat Randall.

I'm like, he's got this.

Yeah.

No problem.

He exudes confidence.

Yes, he does. I think some of Joe Burrow's swag is just like slowly dripping onto Fat Randy.

Absolutely.

On the whole team.

And Joe Burrow, we'll get to the football guys a week,

but Joe Burrow refused the game ball from his first win, which is.

No, he took it.

All right. Absolutely.
On the whole team. And Joe Burrow will get to the football guys a week, but Joe Burrow refused the game ball from his first win, which is.
No, he took it. Oh, he took it? And they just put it back in the bag.
Okay, so perfect. Who was it that had the, was it Harbaugh? Harbaugh and Shea Patterson did like the, they kept on trying to give it to each other.
I think, look that up, Jake. There was a, I want to say it was Harbaugh and shea patterson last year they basically were like sneaking into each other's bags and like no you take it no you take it no you take then one person was like cut it in half and then the person who said no i i love football too much for you to cut it then the game ball belonged to that person i'm pretty sure it was that is that um the so we have this every single year and i think we can definitively say it this year we always have a week one game that we look back and we're like how did that happen and i think officially jaguars beating the colts are going to is going to be that game yeah like that game makes no sense no one knows how it happened we all thought like oh the jags might be frisky uh the colts might be worse than we you know like they might not be up to the stuff no it's the exact opposite the Colts are legit and the Jags they're back to to you know Trevor Lawrence well they just you have to start every single season out with a game that absolutely fucks up everybody's suicide pool right and that's what that was you're like wait that happened in retrospect that was the right play I would do it again yeah like the Colts are going to win 11 games yeah the Jags are going to win three and you're going to be like guess what the jags beat the colts week oh another guy that we forgot about in addition to joe mixon on that bangles team t higgins yeah t higgins well because he's wearing 85 very yeah i don't like that not a fast number but also you took a close number extremely fast name yes t higgins i would say like him uh C.D.
Lamb, Hollywood Brown. Jerry Judy.
Cooper Cupp is a very fast name. Yeah.
We're just naming fast guys. Blake Martinez is a fast name.
Tyreek Hale. Yeah.
Trey Flowers. Odell Beckham.
Hollywood Brown. Usain Bolt.
Yeah. Max Crosby is a fast name.
Oscar Pistorius, extremely fast name. We didn't need a documentary about Oscar Pistorius.
I don't want to go to the side here, but we didn't need that. Where is that? It's on ESPN Plus, and they're showing pictures and videos of his girlfriend.
I think it's four-part. I think that was when...
They got an Oscar for the O.J. Simpson, and they were like, you know what? do some more murder yeah some more girlfriend spouse murder I saw like the preview for it no one asked for four parts about Oscar Pistorius that was maybe a 8 minute 60 minutes check in like 10 years from now I think that we could do with two fewer parts of Oscar Pistorius than that.
15. I'll give you 15 minutes.
15 minutes tops to tell us how about Oscar Pistorius murdered his girlfriend. I'll watch a TikTok about the Oscar Pistorius case.
Don't need the four-parter. Thank you, ESPN Plus, but I'm good.
Put it on Quibi. We'll never find it.
That's totally free. Do do put it on TikTok.
We'll have it – well, there. November 16th, 2019, before the final meal, Jim Harbaugh told Shea Patterson he deserved the game ball.
Patterson chose to give it to Harbaugh once the game ended, and now it's back in Patterson's possession after Harbaugh says he put it in his book bag. I loved it.
I love it. I remembered it correctly.
That's such a great story, passing back and forth. All right.
Next up, the Ravens versus the Washington football team. The Ravens are back.
They pumped an inferior opponent. Yep.
Good job. Like they were supposed to.
Yep. Ron Rivera actually gave me a great spin zone because they asked him about how he was using his timeouts in the Cardinals game and then in the Cleveland Browns game when he didn't take his timeouts while the clock was ticking down.
When they could have made it a one-score game, the game wasn't over. But Rivera said that he's just in evaluation mode, which is perfect because he's just watching.
He's taking the team out for a test drive this year. It takes all expectations off them whatsoever.
He's seen what they can do on the open road on the open road. Maybe like pulling up next to a mirror, look at it himself, see how he looks in the car.
Really like taking a feel of the entire franchise. So that to me just tells me, I don't, I should have zero expectation for the season.
And that's extremely freeing. Yes.
I'm also, as a fan, I'm in evaluation mode. Yeah.
You're in today. I'm a, I'm evaluating what happened today.
We had one of the best teams in the NFL come to our place. We held them to covering the spread, pushing it.
And then when the game was over, we were in first place in the NFC East. That's true.
No longer, but yes. We did all that we could do to maintain that.
I like that. You are free.
You had it perfectly that you got the week one high. Yeah.
Where you're like, this team is better than people are giving credit for. And then you were able to, within three weeks, be like, nope, we're good.
We're going to evaluate. I still think they're going to be in the hunt.
And the NFC East is so bad that you guys are going to be in the hunt, no matter what your record is. Yeah, you're going to have five wins.
have five wins and you'll be like well we're we're one game out um it was nice to see rg3 yeah rg3 got in there at the end absolutely ruin the spread spread for everybody yep who had the ravens their punters throwing first downs and their quarterback is throwing punts it was a nice little gym it was classic john harbaugh special teams sam uh coke the punter for the uh ravens seven for seven in his career as a passer damn that's pretty damn good that is really good that's pretty damn good so the interesting thing in this game because I feel like we're on we mentioned on Friday like are we going to be seeing Alex Smith Kyle Allen soon is Ron Rivera getting fed up with Dwayne Haskins I feel like we were were a drive away. We were a drive away today because it started.
He went punt, turnover, punt, miss field goal. And I think that if the next drive had been bad, that would have been it for him.
He went on a 75-yard touchdown drive and saved his job, which it's thrilling for me to think about how close you were. That's it.
That's how the quarterback position is in the nfl that if you have a shot and you lose your first shot it's very hard to come back and like be a starter again be a good you know what i mean like as crazy it is and it's unfair as it is that can happen where it could be he could have literally been a drive away from the career that he thought he was going to have being completely over and he saved a lot of people forget about alex smith when he was on the 49ers and he almost got benched mike singletary wanted to bench him tried to bench him during a game and they had an all-time moment where they just stood on the sidelines just staring into each other's eyes and samurai mike was just like trying to get like figure out like what's in your eyes what's your mark are you are you competitor yeah and he got stared down by alex smith on the sidelines he's like okay get back in there and he was like one stare down away from him getting benched and then the entire history like who knows right at that point is patrick mahomes a chief right we don't know it's the it's it's you can go through the list of quarterbacks the nfl where if they flamed out, it's like, did they have, if they had one more shot, if they had one more, you know, if the coach was a little bit different. But there's also like, what could happen with Sam Darnold, who I've been harsh on Sam Darnold.
I should be a less harsh because he is playing with nothing, but like he could very well, you know, the jets could be like, we're moving on. He goes in his backup somewhere and he never becomes what he would have been anywhere else there's also something very frustrating about having a quarterback that's always on that cusp but always seems to rise to the level of greatness when their jobs on the line right for like a couple drives and then they still lose right like okay I guess we're gonna keep doing this we're gonna that's the Jason Campbell train it's like okay we're gonna we're gonna give old Jason another shot here to see if he can get us a seven and nine this year yep but uh yeah dwayne looked good dwayne looked pretty good in in the i guess it was after the second quarter for the rest of the game he looked he looked like an average quarterback yeah he saved his job for a week saved his job saved his job for a week um i i don't want to see alex smith out there no i don't either i think it's it's scary yeah it's like watching a bomb technician walk away with a suitcase in his hand like slip and fall it's yeah i don't no one wants to see that no one wants to see that um nice story but no one wants to see that for his own good because alex smith seems like the nicest guy in the world uh all right next up panthers cardinals speaking of quarterbacks i don't give teddy bridgewater enough credit teddy bridgewater deserves more credit for being – he's another one.
If he doesn't tear his knee – remember that Vikings team was starting to build everything around him, and it felt like they went to that playoff game, obviously the – Blair Walsh. Blair Walsh in the like zero degrees outdoor game, and then everything changes for Teddy Bridgewater.
Then he's going and being back up here and back up there, and now you know, getting a starting job for a rebuilding Panthers team that are probably saying themselves, he's not the answer, but he is this year. So that tells you exactly what we're saying, that everything can change.
But Teddy Bridgewater, like all he does is win. And like, I know they're only two and two, but everyone thought that no one gave the Panthers any shot this year.
They thought they were going to be one of the worst teams in the league because they got rid of Cam. They paid Christian McCaffrey.
Luke Keek League retires. All this stuff.
They're 2-2. And Teddy Bridgewater, he was awesome today.
Yeah, he's a very above-average quarterback. Yeah, I need to remind myself to give Teddy Bridgewater more credit.
I need to put in a weekly Google calendar. I think we talked about this on Friday, but he's got a great personality, and he's always like, he is a glue guy.
He was that way when he was in New Orleans, and he's definitely still that way when he leads this team. He's got an awesome personality.
His teammates like him a lot. He's just not, his on-field play doesn't match the fiery personality and the fun guy that happens.
It's like if you were to go to Salt Bay's restaurant and he comes out. Canceled.
And he comes out and he just gives you a hamburger. And you're like, well, it's a pretty good hamburger, but it's Salt Bay.
And then I shake my ass and he gives me the T-bone. Yeah, and then he really gives you the T-bone.
You know what I'm saying? Like there's something that doesn't match up with that. So it's always a little – you expect him to be, like, a little more dynamic on the field than he actually is, which isn't his fault.
He doesn't make mistakes. He slides weird.
Yeah, he slides weird. He slides weird.
He looks like he's going to break his leg every time he slides. But he's, like, always the guy that everybody's joking around with and having a good time with, and then he gets on the field, and it's like, okay, we got serious Teddy.
I just – there's some guys that we just don't appreciate, and Teddy Bridgewater falls under that category. I think, uh, he needs more appreciation.
I like Teddy Bridgewater. I'm a Teddy Bridgewater guy.
What'd you call him on Friday? What did I call him on Friday? Tyra Taylor. No, I said better Tyra Taylor, which still like he's not.
Yeah. No, that's not a knock.
Tyra Taylor is like the, the most average. Teddy Bridgewater is obviously better.
I should appreciate him more. This is my note to myself.
Like, hey, lose a little weight. Spend more time with your son.
Appreciate Teddy Bridgewater more. Those are my goals.
Okay? Not bad, right? I think I did predict the Panthers to be in the hunt for a playoff spot. We said they were going to be frisky.
Yeah.

We did say they were going to be frisky. Definitely frisky.
They are the definition of frisky. Because every time you have a new coach, it's like you never know what's going to happen.
Right. Right.
So good job, Teddy Bridgewater. Matt Rule doesn't get enough credit for being just a sexy dude on the sidelines.
Yeah. A slob.
Just a sexy, like, honey richard jewell he is he is he is he is top three coach that i would uh guess would just like awful kisser spill stuff on himself if you if you gave him enough time yeah if you if you got matt rule free if you release matt rule into the wild at a uh wedding during the appetizer hour he's coming back with. He's got, yeah, he goes like raw dog on the meatballs.
You know what he's been eating. He's got a little mustard on his tie.
How many job interviews do you think it took for Matt Rule to realize that he shouldn't eat soup before he just didn't get all these jobs? He's Matt Rule. Yeah, good coach.
Big time mouth breather. Matt, you want the loaded baked potato to get you started? No, thanks.
I'm good. I got a dairy issue.
I'll just stick to the steak. Yeah, Matt Rule's definitely the type of guy who tells you every single time he's got diarrhea.
Yeah. Oh, ate some chili.
Sorry I was late. I had to shit.
Hey, Matt, we don't need to know. We don't need to know.
Yeah, I got halfway to the office today. Shit my pants.
Had to go back home. Sorry for being late, guys.
I keep a spare pair of khakis in the back of the truck just in case. There's some crazy.
He's got his underwear hanging out the back window with the window all rolled up to keep it in there, just driving down the highway, airing it out. Matt, there are some crazy Matt Rule football guy stories.
We got to get him on sometime because he's – I remember reading when he went and took over Temple and was trying to like – maybe when he was an assistant coach at Temple and they were trying to get tougher, he just challenged everyone on the defensive line to bowl in the ring. Or did it.
Or did it himself personally? Yes, yes, and he did it. That's the Coach O thing.
Yes, yes, and he did it, like that of shit so i could also i like matt i could see him trying to do that and just getting his ass

kicked by everyone yeah and then just getting up every time like charlie brown just being like

why do i keep losing i'm not done yet yeah he's the night stay down matt stay down i'm fine come

on coach we don't want to hurt you i'm fine i just shoot a little bit trying to get everyone tougher

you're foaming at the mouth coach um are we ready to hop off the cardinals hype train

Thank you. I'm fine.
I just shoot a little bit. I'm trying to get everyone tougher.
You're foaming at the mouth, coach. Are we ready to hop off the Cardinals hype train? Yeah, I'm close to putting the F word on them.
Oh, I'm ready to do it. The only thing that's holding me back from calling them the F word is the fact that they were just a dark horse going into this year.
They were everyone's sleeper pick. Yeah, you're right.
They can't be frauds. The expectation wasn't high enough.
They can't be frauds. They would have to be— They're bummish.
Yeah, they would have to be leading their division for a while for us to be like, no, you know what, they're frauds. I think people struggle with that when they get mad at me for I say like the 13-3 Packers or the Ravens.
They're better teams than almost everyone else. It's just they're not championship teams.
It's almost a good thing to be good enough to be labeled a fraud.

People keep telling me the Bears are fraud.

No, the Bears never were supposed to be good. If the Bears are fraud, they're

reverse fraudulent where it's like they're supposed

to be really shitty and they're 3-1.

What's going on here? They're just bad.

There's a difference. You're right.

They're not frauds because I think they might

just be bad.

The Kyler Murray... He's a fraud.
He's not 5'10". think they might just be bad.
And the Kyler Murray. So I saw this.
He's a fraud. Well, I saw this.
He's not 5'10". You got to be careful, dude, because that's a short king.
No, he can't play quarterback. We're going back in time where your quarterback has to be 6'3".
No, what I'm saying is that Kyler Murray, he did this to himself when he turned his back on the 5'9 community by saying he was 5'10". Yeah, he put he put the little like silly putty on the bottom of his heels.
Who's in the five, nine community, the five, nine community. Are you in that? It depends on what shoe I'm wearing, but yeah, I mean, you've only been wearing your lift.
They're not lifts. They're Nike zoom air, seven twenties.
They're normal seven pairs. You can find them in any local foot locker, uh, or on, you know, your popular sneaker websites.
I got these on stock X. I like, they don't sell lifts on stock X.
Okay? BFT's got a bunch of different colors. I'm five ten and a half right now.
And some of them are really good, but he's got one terrible pair. I'm wearing them right now.
And he wears on Sundays because no one's in the office. I'm wearing them right now.
I remember the first time you walked in with him, you knew you were like a dog with a cone of shame. Listen.
You beat us to it. You're like, these shoes suck these shoes suck guys.
I just put my hand up and I was like, it looks like what a clown would wear to the bowling alley. And they've got every color known to man on them.
They are. And shape.
And shape. Yeah.
I have no idea who designed this. That's yeah.
That's the, uh, the blue light or not the blue light. What do you, what do you call it? The bowling alley when they do the, uh, no, the fucking, the black The black light.
Black light. Black light bowling alley.
Yes. Yeah.
The galactic. Cosmic bowling.
Yes. They're my cosmic bowling shoes.
If MC Escher was hosting it. That would be so bad.
These are... Yeah.
They're bad shoes. But you're smart.
You wear them on Sundays when no one's here. And I also learned that I should not wear these if I'm wearing shorts.
If you wear pants, it covers up some of the dog shit on them. So it looks a little bit nicer.
yeah these are my sunday shoes yeah you did i remember when you walked in the first day before we could even say anything you're like these shoes are bad guys back to kyler murray yes kyler murray it all started to go downhill for him when he said that he was 510 yep when he's actually 5'9 we need to make a a short lives matter flag you know like the blue lives matter the police Yep. There should be one for short people.
Randy Newman. It should be, yeah, just be like Randy Newman's face, but on like the last stripe, like lowermost stripe.
It's actually below the flag. Yeah, it's not even a stripe.
I think it's the bottom one. It's like you must be this short to appreciate and honor this flag.
Right. So Kyler Murray, four times in his career now, they've had under 100 yards offense in the first half.
That's bad. That's slow starting.
And I feel like... Now Cliff, he might be getting into the conversation.
Cliff is definitely fraud. He's in the fraudulent conversation.
Cliff was a fraud the minute we saw that fucking house. You know what he is? He's just a stretched out Kyle Shanahan.
Yep. No, because he's a stretched out Kyle Shanahan he is he's just a stretched out kyle shanahan yep no he's no because kyle he's a stretched out kyle shanahan but he's also like um he's like uh like the knock off junkyard kyle shanahan like like kyle shanahan is uh a character in a show and then kyle sh's such a good actor that he gets a big payday and

he's like i'm not gonna be on the show anymore and they try to slip in cliff kingsbury he's on viv

he's the new on new active yeah they tried to slip in cliff kingsbury be like no no it's the

same as that guy thought we wouldn't notice nope we noticed this guy stinks i was gonna say like if

kyle shanahan is the legitimate stockbroker at like a Fortune 500 firm or wherever stockbrokers work.

Then Cliff Kingsbury is like the Jordan Belfort.

Yeah, he's-

And he comes up selling penny stocks.

He's Matthew Bevlaco, Robistix.

Yeah, he's like, listen, you buy the stock, it costs you a cent, you make a lot of money right away, he gets that promotion.

Next time when you give him all your savings, they're just going to flip you off, double birds, go get addicted to Quaaludes. Yeah.
Tony killed Matthew Bevilacqua. It was a great fucking episode.
Whacked him. He gave him a Fanta right before.
He's like, are you thirsty? I know you like this. I'm so sorry, T.
I'm so sorry. I don't even remember who Matthew Bevilacqua was.
Webistics. Yeah.
It's been so long. Those jokes don't even face me anymore.
Can't even ruin it all right um so yeah i uh i don't know what it is every time i feel like i watch someone out there is pissy right now yeah that's fine that's someone on your part someone uh every time i watch cardinals game it feels like kyler murray it's either like a deep bomb or the offense doesn't work like it's run run run you know scramble deep bomb but there's no it doesn't feel like anything happens in the middle like the intermediate like they don't they don't beat teams like that maybe i'm i could be totally wrong it could be a nerd to be like actually you're way off but doesn't it feel like when you watch the cardinals they're not like going down the field in 10-15 their home run hitters yeah right and when the home run's not there, they're not going down the field in 10-15. They're home run hitters.
Yeah, right. Which is a culinary baseball player.
When the home run's not there, they become bad at him done. Oh, you know what? Really, the entire issue is just DeAndre Hopkins only had 41 yards today.
Yeah. Who won that trade? Yeah.
Bill O'Brien. Yeah, everything's coming up Bill today.
Yeah. All right, speaking of which, Bill O'Brien, Vikings-Texans.
Bill O'Brien has started threat-level midnight in his office. He has officially decided that he's getting more involved in play calling.
Now, this is, for people who are long listeners of this show, we've gone through this many times, but a coach trying to save their job will oftentimes, if they're an offensive or defensive coach, start calling the plays again to try to save their job. Be like, you know what? I need to coach more.
I need to do what I do best. Thereby implying strongly that the reason you're not winning is because of the coach who's already in charge of that who becomes your scapegoat.
Now there's promising young offensive coordinator, offensive mind Bill O'Brien, that he has appointed to be offensive coordinator. So in the event that he has to fire himself as GM, he elevates the offensive coordinator, which is also Bill O'Brien, to the full-time head coaching position.
And the head coach goes to the GM. Yes.
So Bill O'Brien now has three jobs, and he can just move on up. And what happens to GM Bill O'Brien? That's fired.
So you fire the GM. The GM's fired because of the DeAndre Hopkins trade.
You can be like, yeah, you can point to that after the season and be like, this was a mistake that the general manager made. Right.
The coach can only work with the ingredients that he has. Right.
Now the coach is like, but you know what? I have such a great mind. I would like to go to the old Bill Parcells.
I want to go buy the groceries. So Bill O'Brien, the head coach, goes up to Bill O'Brien, the general manager's seat, after Bill O'Brien, the general manager, gets fired, and then Bill O'Brien, the offensive coordinator, takes over head coaching duties.
Right, and then the offense has a jump start to it. Because if Bill'brien the offensive coordinator can work at all with

this offense and this roster that has been decimated by the incompetence of general manager bill o'brien imagine what can happen if they have somebody who actually pays attention to the game right head coach bill o'brien that can come in and put the pieces together and work with that roster i'm thinking future is bright for bill o'brien he's got he's got this all figured. I'm actually thinking now if I could pick one story out of left field, crazy story to happen, it would be Bill O'Brien, head coach slash GM slash offensive coordinator, being like, hey, guys, I was actually a super early adopter of Bitcoin, and I have like $5 billion.
I'm going to buy thexans yeah now he's the owner owner bill o'brien eventually commissioner yeah o'brien he um so he takes over or he didn't take over he's gonna have more to do with the play calling and the and the offensive scheme and the install yeah you know it would actually make a lot of sense if bill o'brien was somehow independently ridiculously wealthy right now yeah and he And he got fired and he was like, oh, okay, that's fine. I got like $6 billion.
Yeah. It would explain a lot about how he handles himself as a coach and as a general manager.
Yeah. He's just like, whatever, this is a cool job.
I get to hang out on Sundays with NFL players. The best part about him switching or announcing that he's going to have more to do with the offense is in reading it, he's still not really calling the plays.
So he's still giving himself that out. He's more involved.
He's more involved. Yeah, he's helping them put together the concept of the game plan.
If that doesn't work, then he's going to have to become more hands-on. Maybe he'll script the first 15 plays.
He's basically treating his team, the offensive side of the ball, like a teenage son who's acting out at school acting out at school he's like you know what i gotta be home for family dinner every night like i gotta be home for family dinner and we're gonna be here we're gonna sit here and i'm gonna i'm gonna have more i'm gonna be more hands-on with the offense yeah well and then if you get too involved down that road you can always flip it and be like i think i'm putting in too much work and overthinking myself yes i need to remember what's important and what keeps me grounded. And that's spending some time with my family as well.
Having that work-life balance is actually healthy for you. Something that I didn't have when I was in New England, when I got it drilled into me, you spend every minute of your life at the facility.
Maybe be good if, you know, I go golfing with my son. Yeah.
Occasionally during a bye week. There we go.
Go help the wife out and help her vacuum like one rug in the living room but then mess it up so you'd be like you never need your help yeah uh but that's bill o'brien so the texans stink i think they officially stink i don't think it's schedule fucked i think they're just bad they're just a bad team i am still having a hard time believing that the texans are that bad they just played an oh and three vikings team that was reeling at home and and they lost by eight points, and they needed – that game was closer.

Like, the Vikings were up 15.

Like, they should have – the Vikings were in control of that game the entire time.

I mean, you've been through this with the Texans in the past.

I think I'm going through it now with Deshaun Watson.

He's really good, and then other times he's just running for his life a lot.

Right.

And I want to believe that he is that next level of quarterback. So they can't be that bad if they have a great quarterback, right? Well, I'm learning very quickly that, yes, you can.
Bill O'Brien, he's kind of a genius in a way because he's figured out how to make a top 10 quarterback play on a team that sucks and have you not win a single game. Right.
Losing with a great quarterback is extremely tough to do in the NFL. And the worst news ever for the Texans and the Texans fans is they're 0-4 and they look like shit, and Will Fuller hasn't even gotten hurt yet.
Like it's going to get worse. It's a time bomb.
It's going to get worse. Vikings, congrats to the Vikings.
That was actually they showed some resolve. Mike Zimmer's too good of a coach for them to be so, so bad.
I still don't think they're good. And I also just wanted, I noted this when we were watching, I love when teams have players and their backup lookalike, and I love that Dalvin Cook and Alexander Madison both have dreads.
So when they switch them in and out, it's just like keep the offense going. Yeah, it covers up the nameplate on the back too, so you can't ever be too sure.
It's great. It's such a nice touch.
My brain just can't figure out otherwise. I don't like it when it's wide receivers.
When it's like wide receiver one, wide receiver two, both have the same haircut, whatever that is. I don't like that.
I need to have a little bit of difference on that, so I can tell exactly who's racking up the yards in any given situation yeah but it's just it's just nice wrinkle so good job by the uh by the vikings there was a time justin jefferson's awesome there was a time when it was it was uh edelman hogan danny amandola on the uh and wes welker was in the mix too for a little bit on the patriots and hearing announcers screw up who just cut a touchdown pass yeah you could set your watch to them making that mistake at least twice. Every time.
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Okay. Bears-Colts.
This game. The Bears fucking suck, man.
I yawned queued up. Yeah, me too.
The Bears fucking suck. I would rather have Hank yawned directly into my mouth for three hours than watch this game again.
12 punts. 12 punts.
The Bears, I mean. Phillip Rivers is still talking shit right now.
That was awesome. He was on a hot mic.
He's on a plane flying back to Indianapolis, and he's just screaming out the window, Y'all sorry. Oh, man.
Y'all sorry's bunch of team I've ever seen. Got the corner on you.
I do think that CBS not doing fake crowd is terrible. Like, it does make it seem like it's just not exciting when there's no fake crowd.
It was the experiment week where they're like, we're going to let the crowd breathe. We're going to just give you the all-natural vibe.
And it was such a bad game. And I will.
So, followers at Skylight McGee had the best take that I'm mad I didn't think of it. The Bears were planning all week to play a noon local kickoff.
It's true. Body clock.
It got pushed back. That's not their fault.
No. Like that game goes differently if the Bears played at noon.
So instead the Coco got in the way and they had to switch it and become the game of the week. And let me tell you you that was the game of no week yeah if they if they added a week to the calendar i still don't want that game in there if you had signed cam newton this offseason you wouldn't have had to play that so that yeah that's true but that also i hate when people are like the matthew berry had a tweet that was like just a reminder 31 teams passed on cam newton well so the Patriots yeah like for what seven months no I'm shocked that the Chiefs passed on Cam Newton I'm shocked the Seahawks passed on Cam I'm shocked the Packers like what you really gonna say 31 teams were looking for a starter he really means like five teams yeah there are five people want to be a starter and and and Ryan Pace wanted Mitch Trubisky to start the season so Cam Newton was probably like, I'm not going to that fucking franchise.
And he's smart for doing that. He's smart for not coming to the Bears because the Bears kill all fun when it comes to offensive football.
This entire game was just painfully boring to watch. Even Nick Foles, like the passing game.
In this case, you always say the passing game is an extension of the running game when you have a quarterback that throws like a lot of screens all that stuff with the bears it's like the running game is an extension of their passing game it was so bad i so i'm trying i know everyone wants me to apologize for three and one not going to do it i know everyone says the bears are not good i've if you've listened to the show and followed everything i said have i not said that like, I don't think they're as good as, like, their 3-0 record, but I'm not going to apologize. There's a difference.
Not apologizing is basically saying, I'm going to enjoy the ride. The ride sucked today.
I'm still going to enjoy the fact that they're 3-1 because their season's not over because of one loss. But every bad thing that I thought about the Bears came to fruition when it comes to their defense is good but not elite like it was two years ago.
Their offensive line, they got a new offensive line coach. Hasn't really fixed it.
They suck at times. Their running game sucks.
New tight ends, not so great. Quarterback, still fucking sucks.
Guess what? All this shit that I'm talking about, all this change, do you know who's the constant here? Matt Nagy. So I don't...
I was going to say you. Yeah, me.
But Matt Nagy. Do you accept responsibility? No, I'm not going to apologize.
No, I'm not saying to apologize. I'm saying do you accept responsibility for the team being this consistently bad? I could have done a better job today.
I was negative very quickly. You guys saw me.
I got negative very quickly. But this, like, you hire an offensive guru, and I get it.
Nick Foles has, you know, he's trying to get on the same page as these guys. But fuck, man, that was embarrassing.
That was disgusting. And I can't, for the life of me, understand, like, if you, the Bears are just so predictable sometimes.
If you watched starting, I think, at the end of the second quarter and then the entire third quarter, the Bears, when they were in shotgun, they passed, and when they under center, they ran. That third and one that basically ended the game where Cordero Patterson got stuffed, guess what? It was a run under center.
That's like how I used to play Madden when I was nine. Right.
This is day one shit that Matt Nagy does that drives me fucking insane and everyone insane because, like, how are you doing things that are so predictable where the Colts have just figured out that if Nick Foles is under center, they're going to run the ball. I have a question for you, Big Cat.
Does Nick Foles like football? Does he enjoy being a quarterback? Is that, like, what he wants to be doing with his life? I think I honestly, as crazy as it sounds, like, and everyone makes a joke, but I really do think you have to start mitch trubisky and then bring nick falls in after the first drive yeah well i don't even know if it's that like he just gets excited for the moment he just he looks like he'd rather be anywhere but on a football field all the time even when he's got a little bit of resting even when things go bad he he looks like if uh he looks like his dad is pressuring him to play football when he'd rather be off painting somewhere. Like a high school athlete that is just doing this because his mom is like, well, you need to have an after-school activity and keep yourself occupied or else you're going to get into trouble.
He does not look like he wants to be on a football field. Again, no one looked like they were having fun today.
His face looks like the opposite of what someone's face looks like if they're having sex with Nick Foles. Yes.
Does that make sense? Yes, it makes perfect sense. I just, they stink.
And they don't stink, but they do stink. Like, they're 3-1, so it's hard to do.
I don't want to be the total downer when they're 3-1 to be like, cancel everything. But it's going to happen.
Just say scoreboard. 3-1.
I'm not going to apologize. Bucs Thursday night.
Good thing the Bucs don't have a good defense. Yikes.
But the Bucs got gashed. That defense got beat up a little bit today.
Not as much. By a rookie.
Not as much. 31 points, but there was a pick six.
That wasn't as much as... Justin Everett threw 290 yards.
That's not gashed. The defense today was not nearly as good as it has been.
Agreed with that. I just, I think they're run.
The Bucs run defense is very good. So that's going to be a problem.
I just, I'm not going to apologize for three and one, but I know in my heart of hearts that the bears fucking stink. Okay.
Are you happy? Are you happy? I'm saying, I wish I've thought that all along. I just wish that you guys were a little bit more entertaining when you stalked because Nick, dude.
The Bears are never entertaining. When Nick Foles stinks, he is the most Bears quarterback of all time.
Why do you think Devin Hester is the greatest Bear of all time in the last 20 years? Our punt returner is because he's the most exciting. That's the most exciting.
The only excitement that the Bears can have as a franchise is their punt returner. And if their defense is so out of this world,

good that it actually becomes like more fun to be on defense and offense.

That's when the bears are like,

that's the peak bears is their defense is so fucking good that it makes like,

honestly,

like let's just punt,

let's just punt and get,

and get back on defense.

That's the only excitement they have.

That's their peak excitement.

Yeah.

When their best,

when the most exciting player on the field is a guy that's really good at making the other team fumble after they catch a pass for like 30 yards. Yes, that's it.
So, I mean, this is... There's certain franchises that I will absolutely agree with you with that no matter who is the quarterback, they're just going to become that environment.
Like, if Patrick Mahomes was a bear, he might not be Patrick Mahomes. He would have gotten hit by a bear he might not be Patrick he would have gotten hit by a bus yeah okay he would have gotten hit by a bus walking across Michigan Ave and that would have been it so just forget it like there's no quarterback that you could be like oh they got this they got that no it just doesn't work that Mitch Trubisky much better at handoffs than Nick Foles yeah Nick Foles is slow he's got slow arms got slow arms.
Fucking sucks. Thursday night, though, I'll be pumped.
Because if they go 4-1, watch out. They're probably the best team in the NFC.
All right. Pills Raiders.
4-0 Bills. 4-0 Bills.
Josh Allen, what can you say? He's fucking awesome. Even he got hurt.
Warrior. Yeah.
Got hurt on such a Josh Allen play. Made some awesome throws.
Hit all the buttons on his on his way down hit all the buttons on his way down stevon diggs is like the perfect guy for this offense they the bills need more credit for like getting that to unlock josh allen i actually think josh allen haters are kind of they're kind of done they've admitted that they're wrong yeah they're like at this point you know what they actually haven't they're like little locusts they're like the 17 year locusts they're just waiting underground for one bad game then they're all the way back but then they're all the way above ground even though even that though i saw a couple nerds today like one guy was like uh i never thought you could teach accuracy in a quarterback but josh allen has proven me wrong there you go good yeah and also like some of the stuff that they can't teach you he had one pass that Cole Beasley caught it in midair, at the three-yard line, and just the sheer velocity of Josh Allen's pass carried him two yards into the end zone after he grabbed onto it. It was like when you see in a movie, somebody flying away in a windstorm because they opened an umbrella.
Right. It was sick.
Yeah, it was up. Yeah, it was up.
This is something that you don't get from every quarterback josh allen is so much fucking fun to watch that that i don't understand how that wasn't a touchdown john brown by the way it was that was a touchdown that has to be what are we doing with replay if that's not a touch he caught the ball the ball was at least halfway already into the end zone not just over the line i think the entire ball was at least over the line for that first step. So for anyone who's keeping it, we're keeping real track of Josh Allen's stats this year.
So that's another touchdown that he gets. I think they ran the ball in after that.
So that's another touchdown he gets. And reminder, he has not thrown a real valid interception.
Right, because what happened on that one that they counted him for? It was bullshit. It was stupid.
It was dumb. It was just like a brain fart that he had um and then Derek Carr his hands are small tiny hands we fumble for days I I looked it up during the game I was like this guy has to have the smallest hands on the field right now it's like nine and a quarter inches uh but he played his hands play smaller than that I think we can all agree he uh he also had – he got the record today for all-time Raiders touchdowns by a quarterback, which is always so funny.
We're in this era now where, like, whatever quarterback you have is going to be your record holder. So he beat out Ken Stabler, 151 touchdowns.
And the only other note I had on this game, I still don't think raiders are bad they just the bills are good and jonathan abrams he is now i got my eye on jonathan abrams every single game he has a catastrophic injury that he pops right up from like that he's down the cart's about to come out he looks like he's dead and then he's just like yeah i'm fine i I thought he's been out of like six games. And there's only been four.
I'm trying to think why that might be for him. I don't know.
In particular. But remember, he ran into the, the, the, uh, he ran into the booger, whatever the booger mobile used to be.
Yeah, that's right. That's right.
Yeah. And you thought he was dead.
And then he's popped up. Yeah.
I only had one more note. And that's Rod Tidwell.
Nathan Peterman looked awesome on the sidelines. They need to stop showing Nathan Peterman, because when they show him, I think we're all thinking the same thing, which is why are we watching Derek Carr right now in his tiny little hands? We could watch Nathan Peterman throw some pick sixes.
It is tempting. I have a verbal meme, because the stadium looked awesome today.
Did you notice that the stadium looked great? It did. She looked wonderful.
She always does. My verbal meme is Allegiant Air is a folding table, and then some drunk 42-year-old Buffalonian in Bill's Mafia jumping off an RV is my penis.
Ooh, nice, nice. Okay.
Still getting a little worried about this. Just smashing it.
All right, last game. I was actually surprised Hank didn't make a challenger joke when Josh Allen's rocket arm broke down.
Is he okay? Yeah, he's okay. I watched that.
That was fucked up. Crazy.
Documentary. Crazy.
Oh, Jason Witten still exists. Yeah, and he shaved his head.
Yeah. Which, Jason, like, I would like a formal apology for when you tried to tell us all that you had hair.
That was fucked up. We all knew, but you really tried to let us, like, no, this is my real hair.
Yeah. You have to be upfront about it.
Yeah. Just tell us.
So it's guy code. You get on TV.
If you're on a football show and you have a hair transplant, you have to make at least three jokes a night about your fake hair. Right.
So I would like a, yeah, I'd like a retraction for all the times that you presented your hair. Yeah.
And then he took his hair away. Yeah.
Well, he was going bald. Yeah, but then he shit.
That's what you got to do. That's what you got to do.
All right, last game, Giants-Rams. The Giants have scored three touchdowns this year.
You still on the Danny Dimes bandwagon? No, I got off it last week. I mean, he did actually play.
Like, he runs around and makes plays. He's got nothing to work with.
I don't know if they'll ever have anything to work with. He's one of those quarterbacks where it's like wrong time where he'll never get it all together.
Because he still makes plays where you're like, there's something there. He's throwing a nice ball.
He's running around. Yeah, they've scored three touchdowns.
My beef with Daniel Jones is if you're going to stink, you have to at least be in that fight at the end of the game at midfield. You have to be ready to brawl.
The move that he pulled, which was just like walking away from the fight, you have to be Eli Manning to get to that point. Yeah, he has the demeanor of Eli Manning.
That's for sure. I need you to throw a punch.
Was it, Hank, you were saying Daniel Jones and Jerry Goff both just immediately walked directly away from that fight? Yeah. I did not say that.
Jalen Ramsey and Golden Tate being the ones who were got in the fight, like, no duh. They're the most beef-having combination of players in the NFL.
Golden Tate. I feel like Golden Tate, he's just like a beef sprinkler.
He just hates anyone that's around him. Yeah, he's got beef going everywhere.
Same with Jalen Ramsey. I also shout out Nick Gates for the Giants who tried to fight Aaron Donald.
That was crazy. What the fuck were you doing, dude? Insane.
Also, Aaron Donald just started trying to poke his eyes like he was three stooges. It was awesome.
Yeah, I'll be honest with you. I didn't watch much of this game because I was asleep from watching the Bears game.
It was the same game as the Bears game just on the West Coast. Yes, yes.
And then a fun stat that everyone should remember going forward. The Rams are now 28-0 when leading in halftime under Sean McVay.

Okay.

That's pretty damn good.

I didn't know that.

Yeah.

So Sean McVay is a pretty good coach.

Yeah.

Pretty good coach.

All right.

That's the full recap.

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Yeah, good point. Thanks.
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Talk a little football, talk a little Sunday. I wanted to start with, I love how we always have, like, your former teams because you had so many teams.
But the Dallas Cowboys. Oh, my God.
My God. The Cleveland Browns running it down their throat, 307 yards.
What do you do if you're a defense and you get, like, that that's just you got manned up how how can you give up 40 to Cleveland with a straight face so virtually it had nothing to do with Jason Garrett it has nothing to do with Jerry Jones it has everything to do with all the people who are on the Dern field it It's the type of players that's out there that's putting this pathetic effort up. And what I watched today, when Cleveland Browns can run up in your living room and stand on your table and eat your food, you got a problem.
Yeah. Yeah.
The tackling was like some of the worst that I've seen in the last couple years. I think it's like a league-wide thing, but especially with the Dallas Cowboys, you were a big hitter famously in your day.
Oh, my God. What's going on? Like, do they just not – they don't know how to wrap up? They over-pursue? Is it the – is it the physicality? It's the thought process.
It's the attitude. But who gives up two trick plays for touchdowns in one game? Yeah.
Who does that? Nobody does that. So from a defensive standpoint, is there any fixing something like that? Or is it just like this is kind of what we are.
We're just a really bad defense. Or do you ever see a defense like that in the early parts of the season being like they can get better they have some guys they can get better at scheme whatever it may be maybe mike nolan's on the hot seat the defensive coordinator like is there a fix if i didn't know mike lolan i i could take an unsolicited shot at him but i know him i played for played for him in Baltimore.
Thank God you did. I know his stuff works, but what I'm seeing right now, just imagine if Dak Prescott wasn't Dak Prescott that's playing out of his head, throwing for 450 and 400 yards and 500 yards every week.
Could you imagine how bad it would be if he wasn't doing what he's doing? The defense, man, this is atrocious. I don't even have a word for what I see.
It's no want. It's no passion.
It's no desire. It's no playmakers.
It's none of that. Let's make up a word then.
They stink. Ignorant.
They're ignorant. The Dallas Cowboys defense is ignorant.
It's ignorant. I like it.
I mean, yeah, how do you turn that around? Do they need, like, who's their leader on defense that's supposed to straighten this whole thing out? It's a good question. It's a good question.
It's not just about leaders. Leaders are one thing, but you need some dogs.
This is what we should ask. Who are the dogs on the defense? Because usually when there's adversity, the dogs rise up and put a stop to the nonsense.
And what we're seeing right now is nonsense. Well, Andy Lee's coming back soon.
Or sorry, Sean Lee's coming back soon. And then for at least a quarter, he'll be the dog.
And then he'll be out again. So they're going to get one good quarter of defense at some point this season.
But yeah, it's embarrassing for the Cowboys. And it's not just the tackling, but they're also getting mossed out there.
That's kind of a league wide thing, though. Do they teach defensive backs how to jump anymore? No, the thing about most of these guys that are getting in that situation, they already beat.
And when the ball comes, they hit the panic button. And it just makes it even worse.
And the running was unbelievable today. It was crazy today.
Sorry, that was my son. He went on an unofficial visit to FAU, and we're going back and forth right now.
Breaking news. Yeah.
Yeah. So what Baker threw for, what, 100 and some yards? Yeah, it was like 160, I think.
Yeah, it was. Yeah, he had an adequate day.
Not a great day, but he had a good day. He didn't need to throw for 1,000 yards today because they ran for 1,000 yards today.
Yeah. Yeah.
All right. So the Bears stink.
You actually wanted to switch your pick. I actually, I'm going to do something else because in the beginning of the show,

I talked about the Bears' problems.

I'm going to give credit to the Colts.

The Colts are good.

Like, they have.

I told you that.

Yeah.

Their defense is good.

Their offensive line is great.

Phil Rivers, when he has time, like, he's not the same guy as he was 10 years ago,

but he's more than adequate to be good for that offense.

Are people, you think, sleeping on the Colts overall in the AFC?

Because the AFC is all the talk is the Ravens, the Chiefs, and the Patriots.

Yeah, the Colts can win, but they're not on that elite level.

They're like a homecoming team for the playoffs.

That's what they are.

They may make it there,

but it's just going to be a homecoming game in the playoffs. what the Colts do they're not going to beat themselves and Philly River's not going to be he's not going to beat you he he he's not going to lose the game I mean he's not going to do that and defensively what they did today and I can recall the game they played last year with Nick Foles when he was the starter for Jacksonville and yeah it was horrible.
And I was thinking about that all week. And I should have taken him.
I'm so mad at myself because I didn't have the guts to do it. Yeah.
Yeah. Nick Foles, you're a big fan of his.
You think that he's just got like – he's got something. I didn't see much from him.
Well, I'll take that back. The two-minute drive at the end.
That was a – He was a clinician. He was just dissecting them.
Yeah, he does. But you got to understand, when Nick is in the savior role, he's much better.
But when he's that guy, and I don't know if they know how to really use him yet. When he comes in off the bench, it's a whole different feel for him.
But I don't think they understand how to really utilize Nick Foles. And it wasn't just Nick today.
It was that whole darn team. They was just adequate.
They was very nonchalant today. It was not a good look today for the Bears.
Yeah, no, it was a very, very – it made me hate football. Watching that game made me hate football.
It was that bad. A theme that we have every week, are you ready to admit that Josh Allen is incredible? Because he got knocked out of the game, comes back in the game, making big plays with his feet, with his arm.

He didn't actually have a lot of rushing today, probably because he was hurt.

But the Bills are 4-0 for the first time in like 25 years.

Are you ready to admit that Josh Allen is on that level?

Josh Allen is not top five, but Josh Allen is a bona fide baller. The Bills were my preseason pick in the AFC, probably about the third or fourth ranked team in the AFC.
I picked them to win the division, period. And Josh Allen, what he's doing right now, man, is simply unbelievable.
The throw he made down by the goal line was like, oh, my God. I mean, the kid is balling.
He's leading. He's making plays.
He's propelling that team to the next level. And defensively, they just got to turn it up a little bit more and that team could do some amazing things man they really can't because they could beat anybody so you say he's not top five he's probably top 10 i would imagine but he's a bona fide baller i would imagine you definitely you probably think you would agree russell wilson is probably playing the best out of just about any quarterback so i'm going to read you some of his stats right now there's a guy in kansas city that's pretty good.
That's right. Yeah, that's true.
Patrick Mahomes. But Russell Wilson, here's some of his stats.
105 for 148, so he's passing at 70.9%. 1,300 passing yards, 12 touchdowns, one interception, 83 rushing yards, three rushing TDs, 122.8 passer rating.
What's that boy from Green Bay? He's got to be around it, too. Oh, I'm sorry.
Actually, Dion, that was Josh Allen's stats this year that I just read. Josh Allen, top five quarterback in the NFL.
No, he is. He's a top five guy.
He's a top five guy. There's a guy from Green Bay that's pretty darn good.
I'm sure his stats around there. Russell is unbelievable.
You do know that. That grown man from Kansas City is a freak.
That was a Lamar sighting today. We didn't see him last week, but he really balled out today running and throwing football.
He was back to himself. We got some good quarterbacks.
We really do, man. Herbert was okay today.
He made some heck of a throws today. I think the young kids in our game is phenomenal they're phenomenal so let's my last question was about that game because we're just not mentioning the fact that Tom Brady threw five touchdowns today and that's my guy he you know that's my guy how you played when you were 38 years old he's 43 are you just like I mean how hard was it when you were 38 to play with guys that were 38 years old.
He's 43. Are you just like – I mean, how hard was it when you were 38

to play with guys that were 18 years younger?

It's different because my game was based on my legs.

Tom Brady is based on his arm and his intellect, his thought process.

And he's very astute at that.

He has a young man's mind when it comes to quarterback.

He is the epitome of a quarterback. And the thing I love the most about Tom today, Tom threw a darn pick six.
Did it bother him? Did it ruffle his feathers? Did it get him off his game? Admit it, quit it, forget it, and he kept going. That's what I love about Tom Brady.
I like that saying. He's throwing a lot of pick sixes, though.
Is that an area of concern? Because he's starting to enter the match job territory.

That's timing.

That's timing with him and the receivers.

First of all, I guarantee you after this week, they take that route right out of there.

That out is a pick six.

Yeah.

Because he's throwing it late.

There's no timing between him and he and the receiver.

They got to take that out of the playbook.

Wait, so admit it, quit it, forget it?

Yep.

All right, so I thought the Bears were going to win today. Admit it, quit it, forget it.
So quit thinking that the Bears are going to win? Yeah, no, it's over. I was wrong.
Let's stop talking about it. See, I like that about you.
You will admit when you're wrong. Oh, I was wrong.
I really admire that. That's like a quality I really love about you.
Very wrong. I do.
Very wrong. On some of your picks,

they're very wrong.

If we look at the NFC Beast,

the Beast is back, the division that you played in.

Cowboys look like

trash. We've covered that.
Eagles,

who knows what's going to happen here on Sunday Night Football.

They don't look any better. The Washington

football team still in first place at 1-3.

And I'm not even going to talk about the Giants.

Who is coming out on top of that dumpster fire of the You think you still think the Cowboys, the Cowboys will, the Cowboys will really one thing about Jerry Jones. Jerry Jones is the best advocate and salesman for hope.
Do you understand only the Cowboy fans because of the great Jerry Jones believes every year that they're going to win it all. If that is not a great salesman i don't know what is yeah and they haven't won in what 27 years 26 years since moby dick was a kid well here's the thing they have the giants next week so that should that should help them that's a w yep and then they have the cardinals and uh the washington football team and the eagles so.
Are you going to say anything about the Cardinals? Did the Cardinals trick all of us? Yes. Let's just admit it.
Yes. They tricked us.
They tricked us, but I also am an idiot. Admit it, quit it, forget it.
Teddy Bridgewater, all he does is fucking play good football. Like, he's not flashy.
Teddy Bridgewater is Mr. Consistent.
Yeah. He's the kind of guy that you let him take your daughter out on a date because he says he's going to be there at 8, he's there at 7.55, and he's going to have her home at 10.30, and he's there at 10.15.
That's the kind of guy Teddy Bridgewater is. Have you seen what he's packing? Yeah.
Oh, no, Deion doesn't like what we talk about. I'm not a Packer watcher.
Yeah, I mean, you can't help but notice sometimes. Deion's got a medium-sized dick, so he doesn't like to talk about this.
I'm not a Packer watcher. Teddy's got a can't help but notice i got a medium-sized dick so he doesn't like i'm not a packer watch teddy's got like he's got a third arm what you just said i had so many gifts i had so many gifts in life god had to cut back somewhere okay you're a hard worker though right couldn't do it all i love it god had to cut back somewhere deon i have one last last question i saw your fucking toe, man.
What is up with that? Did you

see this picture? That's free surgery. No.

Dion posted a picture. Is it like a

shack toe? We'll clip this.

It's like

Goodfellas. One dog's

looking this way. One dog's looking the other way.

And this one's saying, what do you want

from me? Your toe. Steve

Mariucci said my toe was flipping everybody

off. I don't know if that's true, but that's what he said.
Your toe looks said. Your second toe looks like it's trying to get away, like it's trying to escape.
It has. It's three surgeries in need of another one.
I can't even walk barefooted. I mean, the thing is done.
Is that what turf toe does to you? Yeah. No, they had to shorten it.
Then they had to get it. It was a hook.
It was a hook toe, so then they had to straighten it out. And then there's nothing inside of it, so it just stays up.
It won't even go down. Verbal meme.
Deion Sanders in the locker room standing next to Nick Foles and Teddy Bridgewater. Yes.
You got to stop, man. Y'all are off the chain.
Oh, man. Y'all are off the chain.
All right. Deion, just real quick, tell me, am I an idiot for still thinking that the Houston Texans are the best 0-4 team maybe in the history of the NFL? Oh, certified idiot.
You're a certified idiot. Yeah.
Matter of fact, you're the grand, you're the magna cum laude idiot. You're the grand new box.
They got Deshaun. Yep.
That's it. That's it.
It's over. That's it.
It's over. They stink.
Over. They stink.
And I picked the Vikings. I picked the Vikings.
They stink. I picked the Vikings.
They do stink. All right.
Well, Dion, thank you as always. Enjoy your Sunday night and take care of that toe, man.
I don't know what the fuck you do with it. Like, soak it? They soak it every night? That thing is gross.
It is bad. All right.
Take care. See you, Dion.
See you, Dion. All right.
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Starting things off in the big time with Nebraska head coach Scott Frost scott frost who said if nebraska has to play and get a game in uzbekistan it will i believe him yeah also not much of a football guy moved to know that uzbekistan is a place i feel like like a real football guy would just say russia yeah guess what a real football guy would say we'll play against the ussr if we have to. I like that Scott Frost said this, but unfortunately for Scott Frost, you got to play in Columbus week one, and you'll probably lose by about 40.
I also would have accepted Timbuktu. I don't care.
Bangkok. Yeah.
This is a guy joke. These are places that football guys know.
Yeah. I think this is going to be our first ever official nominee.
Yeah. We have Mike Kelly, an official in the North Carolina-Boston college game, who, while waving his arms during the UNC-Boston college game, hit a coach in the nuts.
It was awesome. Jimmy tapped him.
Did you watch it? No, I haven't seen it. I'm going to look it up right now.
I retweeted it. He like the the softball spin and looking onto the field and just perfectly nutted this guy it was so sick yeah look it up uh okay next one yeah moving on to seahawks safety jamal adams who wore his helmet at home while watching his team beat the dolphins love it old pay pay that's the pay pay in the uh when he sat sitting in the tub yeah with his foot in the tub.
Looking at an iPad. Yeah, exactly.
And then ending things you hinted at earlier, our friend Joe Burrow said the game ball for his first ever win in his professional career is going back in the team's ball bag. Love it.
I like that. Eventually, there will be so many game balls that you've won with.
Those are also the ones that you're practicing with. Yeah.
That's when the culture's changed. He expected to win.
All rightilips noroco so use uh that hashtag trim it to win it for philips noroco football guy of the week okay wrapping up nba finals jay butt the jay butt game 40 11 and 13 i'm happy that jay butt got this game i still think the heat will or the lakers will probably win in five but it was good the jimmy butler, like, it's not a fluke that they're here, and he's fucking awesome. LeBron, I don't think, has ever had a 40-11-13 game in the history of the NBA Finals.
Did you hear what LeBron said to Jay Butt in the first quarter? He said to him, you guys are in trouble. Pissed him off.
After Jay Butt dropped 40-11-13, he said in the fourth quarter to quarter lebron you guys are in trouble oh this league the court with 10 seconds left oh that's classic braun a guy classic braun braun now we get what i'm looking for though lakers in five friday night champion nfl college football did it even happen what do you say when he when he the court? I believe he just walked off. He crab dribbled off.
I think his hand was really hurting. He probably walked off and whispered to Brian Windhorst, start the trade rumors.
He's got a pretty much broken spirit. Hey, remember, I'm a free agent next year.
Get that going. All right.
Yeah, it's probably going to be a gentleman sweep. I think we agree.
That's fine, though. I'm happy the Heat had jake gave me this look like no chance bam and drag and we talked we talked about this i feel like if they could have played they would have yeah he's got like a torn planter fat i don't know what it is torn planter muscle but these guys are role players they know their role and they can come together and win but here's's the problem, Jake.
We're in a dangerous spot right now.

The Heat have to decide, like, can we win this series?

Okay.

Because I'm in it.

If we want to get to seven and we want to see a game seven

and have the chance, like, I'll go to a game seven

to see the potential of LeBron losing.

But at this point, if the Heat win two games,

it's going to be way worse because then people will be like, the Heat were really awesome. This is like a ring and a half for LeBron.
I've already seen the people being like, this is actually the hardest ring to win. That's what they said in the Stanley Cup.
Heat and stuff. Doubt it.
You're playing a fucking AAU turn, right? That's a glorified AAU. Rising stars.
It's a nice summer camp. Nobody in the crowd to boom.
Yeah, right. Exactly.
right exactly no one to yell hey lebron you what do you call him you little you little bitch word yeah the warriors no we should actually remind her to tweet that after one of the games bitch yeah the yeah and she's like ma'am the security guard turns around we should be like oh my god the people in the bubble fans the bubble is getting. We tweeted that like three years in a row.
People were like, dude, that's so old. Yeah, we know.
We're fucking with you. Alright, let's finish up.
Who's back? Oh, it seems so long ago, but the Cubs stink too. Oh, that's right.
Yeah, that was last Friday. I knew though when we were sitting here, I was like, Cubs aren't going to score today.
And guess what? They didn't score. I don't like the format of the baseball playoffs.
I don't like it. I don't like it.
I like to have series that get into little rhythms. Well, now we are.
Now we are. But I kind of liked.
It's weird. It doesn't feel real.
But I kind of liked it just because I'm almost happy that the Cubs lost the way they did in the two-game series.

Because now it's like, oh, they didn't even make it.

Who cares?

It exposes the frauds.

And the Cubs were frauds.

And it exposes the frauds and flushes them out.

Are you going to apologize for your World Series title?

No, that was real.

Okay, that was real.

That one hangs forever.

Hank. Oh, I forgot to mention this in the Washington football team segment that we did.
They had the coolest hats by far of Crucial Catch. The tie-dye, I immediately bought two.
Yeah. They got me.
Nice. Hank.
Imagine if they had a mascot, how much more you'd buy. We don't need a mascot, Hank.
Dumbass football team name. I like your cartoon tri-corner hat guy.
Your little Johnny Tremaine guy that has to inspire you guys to play football well. Sad that you guys even need that.
My Who's Back of the Week is Fleetwood Mac. The song Dreams entered the top 10 on the US iTunes chart for the first time in like ever.
This makes you feel so old. Because of a TikTok from the user 420 dogface 208 still hasn't been like no one has tried to cancel this guy not that i've seen he posted a tick tock of himself uh listening to dreams riding on a longboard and drinking cranberry juice and people were like oh my god this band who is this new band like vibes really ray eilish and exactly Is that her name Yeah, Billie Rae Eilish.
Yes, pretty much. What's her name? Billie Eilish.
What's her name? Billie Rae Cyrus. Billie Rae Cyrus.
Miley Cyrus. Got it.
Miley Cyrus. Miley Cyrus.
Miley Cyrus. Yeah.
But no, it's fucking one of the greatest bands of all time. Miley Ana Grande? Mm-hmm.
What is her name? Even got Fleetwood. I didn't know the guy in Fleetwood Mac was named Fleetwood, but he joined TikTok.
He joined TikTok himself and recreated it. TikTok's going crazy.
They're in the top 10 iTunes starts, which is crazy that a TikTok can lead to actual... Dude, Fleetwood Mac is one of the best bands of all time, both on and off the court, because they were real rock and roll.
They all fucked each other. They all fucked each other.
They all were cocaine i learned that they broke up they made up they broke up it's the best dreams she wrote this song about one of the band members after they broke up yeah and the other band member wrote go your own way yes about stevie nix yes so two bangers they all it all works out for the band that's great. I swear to God, I saw three ladies on Saturday walking around these bars.

They were carrying to-go things of cranberry juice with them,

just sipping it as they walked down the sidewalk.

I didn't put two and two together.

I thought they all had urinary tract infections.

They were just doing it because of the TikTok of the dude that was sipping it

on his longboard.

He's got great balance, too, by the way.

Yes, he does.

Everyone go listen to Rumors.

My favorite album of all time.

I had to pick one album.

Very good.

you're going to switch it up. Instead of Doc Rivers, just Kyrie Irving is back in general because they were asking him about the Nets coaching position, that Steve Nash is the head.
Come on the podcast, Kevin Durant. We thought that Steve Nash was the head coach.
But Kyrie Irving said, I don't really see us having a head coach. KD could be a head coach.
I could be a head coach on some days. Jack Vaughn could be a head coach.
He could do it one day. It's going to be a collaborative effort.
So the Nets are going to be hilarious to watch because they're basically doing like a WeWork. Our entire basketball team is a WeWork.
One person can show up. We can all cross-pollinate depending on whose day it is.
They're doing block scheduling for head coaches. it i love it that's gonna be so much fun to watch by the way we got uh the american ninja warrior oh yeah officially this officially sunday night monday morning that's that's the sign that we've been that we're the end of the week who's the guy beginning beginning beginning who's the guy on the left the the answer on the left oh he follows me a few times he looks he looks like alex jones and john taffer had a baby he looks like rob wriggle's uh cousin yeah yeah he's the guy they bring out when rob wriggle is doing like literally anything else yes uh matt eiserman there we go yeah he follows me um all right my who's back is uh yeah no it's pretty cool that's pretty it is pretty awesome uh my who's back is uh my diet is officially back i need everyone to help me please um so i allotted myself you also didn't have any in my cake i told you my diet so i allotted myself 10 pounds shaking his head like oh i told myself i was gonna gain so disrespectful 10 pounds Through the course of the football season And I did it in one month October 1st

I had already head like oh i told myself i was gonna gain so disrespectful 10 pounds through the course of the football season and i did it in one month october 1st okay i already i actually gained 12 pounds so efficient yeah it was all in that first weekend at the gambling case pretty much so i gotta be back i'm gonna be don't if you see me eating a carb slap it out of my hands okay salads for the boy let's order group. Yeah, there we go.
Jake, I don't know. I don't appreciate people who are like skinny and healthy.
I'm not skinny. Yeah, you are.
I'm like. You made me make a cake for you and then didn't eat it.
You're skinny, dude. Thank you.
Yeah, no problem. But yeah.
10 pounds, you've gained back. It was 12.
But maybe now you're just going to plateau. It was 14.
Maybe your body knows they're not going to gain any more. It was 14, but it was a lot of water weight we'll see tomorrow you know what how many donuts did you eat on saturday i usually eat so i get six i usually eat three and a half and then throw away the throw away uh one and then the rest of my house uh eats one and half.
The problem with Sundays is right now I'm 0 for 4 and waking up on Sunday morning telling myself I'm going to exercise before the games start. It's just tough.
You get carried away with it. Oh yeah, no exercise out the window.
There are too many things that you have to do on Sunday. You cannot exercise on a Sunday.
Can't ever. No, not Sunday.
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. The gyms might be open.
Yeah, your body has a finite amount of beats like a battery, right? Your heart has only so many beats. Yeah.
So you're just getting healthier. My gym just reopened and I kind of felt some shame about not going because of all quarantine.
I was like, well, the gym's closed. Once it's open, I'll go.
But then after two weeks, they instituted you have to wear a mask while you're working out policy. And I was like, that's too much.
I can't. And you're not a lib like that.
No. God, no.
You should go to that gym in New Jersey. The ones they keep breaking into and opening up.
Yeah, you can't breathe in a mask. Right.
It's crazy. How could anyone live like that? Literally.
All right. Jake.
My who's back of the week is all college football teams in the state of Florida except UCF. So the bragging rights is up for grabs.
UCF just lost to Tulsa. I think we can officially put that to bed.
Okay. So, we're at you, Gators.
Number three. Looking nice.
Gators are number three? Yeah. That's right.
They have at A&M this Saturday, then home against LSU next Saturday. A&M's not going to be easy.
No. Although, after you play Alabama, I feel like that's always just...
You got beat up a little bit. The lane train's looking good, by the way.
Lane, yeah, he looked awesome. The Egg Bowl's going to decide.
Dude, Lane doing the piss during his press conference was awesome. He just flushed the toilet in the middle of answering a question.
I actually sent that to DK. DK was like, this makes me like him more.
I was like, he's got that from you, DK. You started a long tradition of taking a piss on the field.
Yeah, lane train is going. So, yeah, that's our show.
We will see everyone on Tuesday. Enjoy two Monday night football games.
Anything else? I think that's it. Great Sunday.
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