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Speaker 4 Thus be legends, as always.

Speaker 4 On today's part in my take,

Speaker 4 week four, NFL recap, week four.

Speaker 4 Fastest two minutes.

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Speaker 4 We start in Cincinnati where Paul Blart Mall security guard Nur Minshu took the one and two Jaguars to meet the 0-2-in-1 Bengals. Plain white T.

Speaker 4 Higgins said, Hey there, Maroney, what's it like in Cincinnati? Your seat is getting hotter because the chili makes your butt splatty. Yes, it does.

Speaker 4 Joe Wheelborough put his nuts in his wagon and brought the Bengals to the wind column. Bengals 33, Jaguars 25.
Whoop, whoop, whoop, a whop to the Big D where Jarvisland is your landry.

Speaker 4 Hit the reform glue guy, Matthew O'Dellavadova Beckham, for six, and the Browns were off and running.

Speaker 4 CD Wham, bam, thank you, Lamb, tried to keep the Cowboys in it with two scores, but Dernis goes to Jail Johnson.

Speaker 4 Led the Cleveland rushing attack, which was Stefan skiing downhill all afternoon, forcing Jerry Jones to hit a different kind of slump tonight. If you know what I'm saying, Teach.

Speaker 4 Talking cocaine, boom. The Browns are 3-1.

Speaker 4 49-38.

Speaker 4 In Miami, where Decoy Metcalf hauled in a bunch of wounded ducks, and Chris Carson City, Nevada, made the Seahawks a good gamble on Sunday.

Speaker 4 Devontae Mack, no matter what, Parker lit up the secondary, and it may be time for the Dolphins to tag Leo Voa, their draft day Q quarterback in.

Speaker 4 Shakillin in the name of Rage Against the Fitzheen and said some of those workforces are the same that kill porpoises. Birds on parade.
Seahawks 32. Dolphins 24.

Speaker 4 Birds on parade. Down to Houston, where the Johnson and Johnson backfield try to wash the O-3 off the Texans.

Speaker 4 But David and Duke were canceled by the internet only to be taken over by the Twitter trend, Let Dalvin Cook.

Speaker 4 Justin Thomas Jefferson helped the Vikings offense declare their independence from Hunter Great Britain Colquett.

Speaker 4 The Tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of Bill O'Birats. Vikings 31, Texas 23.
You're really smart, Boom. I took classes at Brown University.

Speaker 4 Is that an Ivy? It's Brown University.

Speaker 4 In Tampa Bay, where in the words of my good friend Belinda Carlisle, Ooh, Brady got receivers at work. Mike Evans is finally unhurt.

Speaker 4 Scotty doesn't know that Tom Brady must be getting away with cheating again. Miller was one of five touchdown passes for Tom Terrific.

Speaker 4 And Justin Sherbert was pretty chill, but melted down late in the fourth, giving the Bucks the victory 38-31. Whoop! Whoop!

Speaker 4 In the house of Dwayne Haskins, the QB said, back it up, back it in. Let me begin.
Lamar came to win. We picked off Bob Griffin.
Verbal mean Tege.

Speaker 4 Washington, Mark Ingram. Baltimore, Derrick Henry.

Speaker 4 Lamar Odom Jackson was running like he was on on some gas station boner pills, fucking his way through the Washington defense like a long weekend at the Running Ranch.

Speaker 4 Ravens 31, the Washington football team, 17. Hey, hey, hey, uh, boom.
What's that, Tech? Big trust. Big levels to trust, Teege.
Levels on trust. Levels.
Trust. Trust to trust.

Speaker 4 Trust that. In Chicago, where they're playing the Nick Folsom Prison Blues as the Bears' wide receivers haven't seen sunshine in I Don't Know When.

Speaker 4 And Johnny Cash Taylor was dressed in black for Matt Nagy's funeral. Rodrippo Blankenship towed in four field goals as the Bears took an in pounding 19-11.

Speaker 4 Standing on a corner, Jameis Winston down in Nola. Such a fine sight to see.

Speaker 4 It's a coach, my lord, wasting Matt Stafford.

Speaker 7 Matt Patricia coaches like EP.

Speaker 4 Come on, Traquan, Cooking like bacon.

Speaker 4 And your O-Ismaking pancakes is in front with Payton.

Speaker 4 Saints 35-29. And we finished in Vegas where Big Sean McDermott said, Little grood and ass bitch, I ain't fucking with you.

Speaker 4 Joshua Baron Cohen said the Raiders' defense is good.

Speaker 4 Not as he satired out the secondary late Sunday. Darren, I wish I was a little bit waller.
My QB's hands can't get much smaller.

Speaker 4 Put up 88 yards in a losing effort and knock on wood if you lost two in a row.

Speaker 4 Because no one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills.

Speaker 4 Bell's 30.

Speaker 4 You're gonna lose your voice. You're gonna lose your voice.
I'm good. I got a great throat, big cat.
Oh, everyone knows that.

Speaker 4 When we do the rrrrr, I always always do the rrrrr, and I feel it like two days later. I'm like, wow.
Yeah, what? Is that cocoa? You do. No.

Speaker 7 Did I start smoking again?

Speaker 4 Do I got the cocoa? No, I just said Raiders on Sunday night. Do you have the cocoa? At one in the morning.

Speaker 7 I confirmed not cocoa.

Speaker 4 I'm so mad that we finally came up with cocoa. Someone came, someone tweeted me, Coke.
Trump got the cocoa. And I was like, how have we not been calling it the cocoa? So much better than Rona.

Speaker 7 Sounds like a street drum. It's the cocoa puffs.

Speaker 4 Yeah, let me get some of that cocoa. Yeah.

Speaker 7 It's probably good that we don't call it that because then I would want to get it.

Speaker 4 Yeah, it sounds cool.

Speaker 7 Just gonna be like, hey, what's up? Showing up with the cocoa.

Speaker 4 No, I'm gonna be out for 14 days. Got the cocoa.
Steelers, Titans aren't playing this week.

Speaker 7 Coco. Contact Trace this.

Speaker 4 All right. Week four.
Week four. Almost.
Almost. Hold on.

Speaker 7 We got a bonus Monday night game.

Speaker 4 Bonus Monday night game because of the Coco.

Speaker 4 The Chiefs and the Patriots are going to play at 7 o'clock. And then the Falcons and the Packers playing at 8.50.
Very excited for the bonus Monday night game. Week four.

Speaker 4 We'll start with Sunday night.

Speaker 4 I didn't think it was, this wasn't that great of a week. I, like, in the first three weeks, it felt, oh my god, football's back.
This was amazing.

Speaker 4 Like, we had some amazing games in the first three weeks. This one was kind of like, hey, it won't be the most memorable, still football, but it wasn't the most memorable.

Speaker 7 Well, that's because the afternoon games all stunk.

Speaker 4 The afternoon games,

Speaker 7 I wanted to hibernate when I was watching the afternoon games.

Speaker 4 They were all, all, all three of them.

Speaker 7 Well, I guess the Raiders Bills game was pretty entertaining. It was Josh Allen.
It was the Josh Allen factor.

Speaker 7 But the other two games, the Rams, Giants, and the Bears going up against Phillip Rivers, that was, it put me to sleep.

Speaker 4 We'll get to the Bears, but I actually walked away from it being like, I don't like football.

Speaker 4 I just don't like it. And then the Eagles and 49ers played, and I liked it against him.

Speaker 7 Both those games,

Speaker 7 it was like watching preseason week two.

Speaker 4 It was terrible. It was terrible.
So we'll start with Sunday night.

Speaker 4 The first place, 1-2-1, Philadelphia Eagles. I love at the end of the broadcast when Al Michaels is like, you all laughed at Doug Peterson last week playing for the tie.
That tie came in handy.

Speaker 4 He's back. Like Doug Peterson playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers.
The ties get you to first place.

Speaker 7 The football team, even though they're 0.5 games behind, they still have a game in hand against the Eagles. There you go.
So I think that Washington probably still has the advantage down the stretch.

Speaker 4 All right. So that game.

Speaker 4 I mean, the Eagles saved their season. They legit saved their season.

Speaker 7 And it's because Carson Wentz doesn't listen to the radio. Yeah.

Speaker 7 The funniest part was when they were doing the intros at the beginning, they were talking about the storylines going into it.

Speaker 7 And they said how Al Michaels absolutely loves Carson Wentz because he does not listen to sports talk radio.

Speaker 4 So I usually think it's full of shit when a player says that, but the minute I saw that picture of Carson Wentz,

Speaker 4 the duck massacre, when he killed like 700 ducks and shingled his barn with it,

Speaker 4 That's not a guy that listens to sports talk radio.

Speaker 7 No, he's probably a caller to sports talk radio. Oh,

Speaker 4 he's probably the guy that calls in.

Speaker 7 It's him and Eat That Pussy on lines one and two, and they're both bitching about how the Eagles don't have any weapons.

Speaker 4 I see. I think if you're a big hunter, you're a country music guy and also just drive-in-silence guy.

Speaker 7 Maybe you listen to the traffic guy. Yeah, just drive.

Speaker 7 You put the scanner on and you wait until it gets to the traffic and weather reports so you can figure out how long it's going to take you to get to your hunting cabin.

Speaker 4 Big hunters, they definitely will just drive out. They'll just start driving west and never turn on the radio and just be with their thoughts and think of like the elk they're about to kill.

Speaker 7 I'm gonna go follow the sun on the open road, right?

Speaker 4 Chase the sun. So, uh, biggest winner, Eagles, second biggest winner, Jimmy Garoppolo, because there was a lot of talk about possibly Nick Mullens running the offense the same or better than Jimmy G.

Speaker 4 Mostly from us.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I think we found out that's not true, and we love Nick Mullens, he's a listener to the show, so we're not going to say anything bad about him, except for the fact, what the fuck were you doing, dude, with that pick six?

Speaker 4 Um, and then our guy, Greg Kittle.

Speaker 4 Holy fucking shit. He is.

Speaker 4 Do you want to notice that one?

Speaker 7 He had 15 catches, right?

Speaker 4 15 targets, 15 catches, 183 yards, and a touchdown. It's pretty cool.
He caught every single ball that came to him.

Speaker 4 And my favorite Kittle thing is when he'll catch the ball going like towards the sideline, and the defender will always bite, and he'll just stop and stiff arm the fuck out of him and get like an extra five yards.

Speaker 7 Yeah, because you know that he's not going out of bounds. No, cut it back in.
Why do you ever think that he's going to, he's not Ted Ginn?

Speaker 7 I know he was on the team last year, but this is not a man that enjoys a sideline. He would rather get tackled by six guys than walk out of bounds and calmly jog back to the huddle.

Speaker 4 Right.

Speaker 7 And what I like about quarterbacks that play with him, they are the same way that we are as fans.

Speaker 7 I think quarterbacks throw the ball so much to Greg Kittle because they want to see him run with the ball because it's awesome.

Speaker 4 Yes.

Speaker 7 Like Nick Mullen sees him and he's kind of open, or he could take a long shot. He's like, you know what? I'd rather throw it to Greg and then watch Greg go punch six people's molars out.
Right.

Speaker 4 And then he did the thing tonight where

Speaker 4 it's becoming the kittle

Speaker 4 where he throws like three guys off of him. It takes five guys to tackle him and he gets a face mask on top.
So

Speaker 4 they have to cheat to try to bring him down. That's how much of a man he is.

Speaker 4 But Carson Wentz, we should talk about the Eagles because Carson Wentz did save their season. He still doesn't look great, but he looks good.
He made the big plays. He made big plays.

Speaker 4 He threw that in very Eagles fashion, this iteration of the Eagles.

Speaker 4 That guy, Fulham, Fulgham, Fulgum. Folgum.

Speaker 4 Who the fuck is that? Very slow name. Everyone was like, who is that? And how did he just catch the biggest touchdown to save our season? Old Dominion, round six, pick 184.

Speaker 7 There you go. That's a guy that Al Michaels, you know, he just, he was dying to say that guy's name tonight.
That's an Al Michaels' last name, Folghum.

Speaker 4 Yeah, also, he was picked. He was drafted in 2019.
He's 25 years old.

Speaker 7 Okay. So he was like, he was a super senior.
He did a victory lap in college. He was the Van Wilder of Old Dominion University.

Speaker 4 Yeah, he was a BYU wide receiver who didn't play for BYU.

Speaker 4 But that guy saved the season. The Eagles, you know, obviously it's still only four games in, but...

Speaker 4 That's such a huge win for the Eagles that you thought was like they were dead men walking going out west, and they have to play the Steelers next week, which ain't going to be so easy, especially because the Steelers are on their Coco by.

Speaker 4 That's right, yeah.

Speaker 7 The Niners were also, also, they're missing a lot of people still with injuries.

Speaker 4 Yeah, they also play a depleted team.

Speaker 7 I mean, that's the most Eagles way to frame this of all time. Like, you know, there were two teams that were both dealing with depleted rosters.
They had to win this one.

Speaker 7 So, yeah, the Eagles, I guess they're technically in first place right now.

Speaker 4 The Eagles

Speaker 4 probably hate to hear that, that the Niners were injured, because being down in Philadelphia the last few weeks,

Speaker 4 the Eagles fans,

Speaker 4 maybe most passionate fans in all football, like in terms of just like piss and vinegar.

Speaker 7 That means drunk, the drunkest fans, yeah.

Speaker 4 They, and this is confirmed by our friends Smitty and Rowan, our colleagues, the Eagles fans think that the Philadelphia Eagles are the only team that ever gets injured. Yes.

Speaker 4 Like, there's no other injuries in the NFL except to the Eagles.

Speaker 7 Yeah, they do have a hilarious roster makeup, though, where, like, either their only good wide receivers are either hurt or just they completely forgot to learn how to catch the ball in the offseason.

Speaker 7 And having those two things go hand in hand for Eagles fans, it just makes them the most exasperated, which is why I was looking for a little something to get the blood going with Eagles fans.

Speaker 7 Now they're going to be all like, you know, sunshine and roses going into this week.

Speaker 7 Everything's fine.

Speaker 4 Doug Peterson is a genius because he tied.

Speaker 4 All right, next game. Browns, Cowboys.

Speaker 4 Do you want to start with the Browns or the Cowboys? Let's start with the Browns. Okay, be nice to the Browns.
Browns 3-1 start, which feels like forever that they've been 3-1.

Speaker 4 They have a distinct identity that works. For some reason, Freddie Kitchens couldn't figure this out last year.
Kevin Stefanski has.

Speaker 4 If you run the ball with the Browns and you have Baker move the pocket and not have to throw 50 times a game, you're going to be a good football team. They ran it for 307 yards.
And, oh, yeah,

Speaker 4 they remembered that Odell Beckham, when Wright, is, I don't know, top three most electric guys in the NFL. That touchdown that he had, I would say

Speaker 4 maybe Tyreek Hill. I'm trying to think of the list of guys that would get that touchdown and then the 99.9% of guys that would have that be like a 10-yard loss.

Speaker 7 Yeah, Tyreek Hill is definitely, I'd say like probably

Speaker 7 two or three other Chiefs or something. Maybe like Deshaun Jackson in his prime.

Speaker 4 Yeah, but like that.

Speaker 7 Santana Moss in his prime.

Speaker 4 It's a very short list of guys that can do what Odell Beckham did on that play to take a play that looked like it was going to be, like I said, a 10-yard loss to a 50-yard touchdown where he just ran past it.

Speaker 7 Yeah, it goes back to the

Speaker 7 old Hugh Jackson days in Cleveland where he was trying to figure out, he was struggling, laboring all night, trying to figure out how to get the ball to Nick Chubb more, how to get him more involved.

Speaker 7 It's like, well, you could just call handoffs to Nick Chubb. That's one way that you can do it.
But Stefanski's learned, obviously, Chubb, I think

Speaker 7 he would have had quite a few more yards. He probably would have gone over 100 if he stayed in.
But he's hurt.

Speaker 7 That's going to be bad for the Browns if it's more serious than they're thinking it might be.

Speaker 7 But yeah, the rushing attack is awesome. Odell's got the blonde hair back, which is nice.
You know, he's feeling himself a little bit.

Speaker 4 So Ernest Johnson.

Speaker 7 Yeah, Dernis Johnson. Great name.
Amazing name.

Speaker 4 Awesome name.

Speaker 4 Jarvis Landry threw, looked like he was throwing it from center field

Speaker 4 with the full body windup for a dime to Odell Beckham. That was sick.
Wide receiver to wide receiver touchdowns are the best.

Speaker 4 And Bill Cower was the king of those.

Speaker 7 It looks like they're having fun, which is something that you hardly ever see in the city of Cleveland. So it's going to go bad.

Speaker 4 It's going to go bad.

Speaker 7 I think this is the year for the Browns.

Speaker 4 It's going to go bad. Yeah, this is the year.

Speaker 7 Get the tattoo already. I'm sure that somebody out there has a Cleveland Browns 2020 NFL Championship winner tattoo on their forearm.

Speaker 4 Well, good news for the Browns is they get the Colts and the Steelers next, who are two of the top five defenses in the NFL.

Speaker 7 Do you have to add Jarvis Landry's name to the back of that jersey?

Speaker 4 What? That you crossed with all the different quarterbacks? He was fantastic. He was one for one.

Speaker 7 So it's him and Baker on the small of the back, the money shot area.

Speaker 4 I'm excited for the Browns, though, because that was

Speaker 4 what they did, like when you run for that many yards, it's hard to be like, we're not the better team. And their defense has holes and their defense looked bad at times.

Speaker 7 Especially on the end round that Odell had. There were like five or six guys that probably should have tackled him.
Yes.

Speaker 4 Well, no, no, no. I'm talking about the Browns defense has holes.

Speaker 7 Oh, the Browns will have a ball.

Speaker 4 Yeah, no, no. We haven't gotten to the Cowboys yet.
The Browns defense, you know, Miles Garrett is great, but it's clear that... They have some issues at times.

Speaker 4 Hopefully they can fix that because the Browns being good would be awesome for football.

Speaker 7 So their safety Sendejo is the one that Browns fans hate right now.

Speaker 7 And every time you hear him talk like Jeff D. Lowe is screaming, God damn it, Sendejo, on just about every play.

Speaker 7 It's great when you have a defensive back like that that has a cool sounding name that you can always remember, okay, everything that just happened that's bad is this guy's fault until proven otherwise.

Speaker 4 He's never been on part of my take. We interviewed him at the Super Bowl.
Correct. Sendejo.
Sendeo. Very nice guy.
Yes. There's a reason why it didn't get to part of my take.

Speaker 4 But yeah, it's a great guy. Great guy.
Great guy.

Speaker 7 Even better off the field than on on the field.

Speaker 4 Firecracker of a personality.

Speaker 4 All right, let's talk about the Cowboys.

Speaker 7 Let's talk about the Cowboys.

Speaker 4 Let's talk about the Cowboys. So

Speaker 4 let's go small. No, let's go big.
No, let's go small picture. Then I have some big picture thoughts.
Okay. All right.
Small picture, their defense is a joke.

Speaker 7 It's very bad. It's very bad.

Speaker 4 Dak Prescott has to basically throw for 500 yards just to keep them in the game.

Speaker 7 It's interesting to bring that up, Big Cat, because I've got my tinfoil hat on.

Speaker 7 I think Dak Prescott is paying off the defense to be shitty so that he can put up these huge numbers and he's like, hey, trust me, I'll pay you guys back when I get that contract.

Speaker 7 Right now he's on pace. I think he's on pace to throw like

Speaker 7 5,500 yards this year, which would break Peyton Manning's. No, no, Peyton Manning's record is 5,500.
Prescott's on pace for 6,700 yards. One and three.

Speaker 4 Yeah, one and three. Not his fault.

Speaker 4 Not his fault. His defense.
I don't, the only thing I could think of to fix is Mike Nolan has to put the suit back on. Absolutely.

Speaker 4 He's got to put the, for people who are are maybe, this actually might date us here.

Speaker 4 That was like mid-2000s. Ooh, I don't.
No, yeah, but that might date us. Like if you're 20 years old, you were probably five years old and Mike Nolan wore the suit.

Speaker 7 So Mike Nolan's dad was a coach in the NFL.

Speaker 4 It was a combo. It was him and Jack Del Rio both wanted to give like a little hat tip to the old days, like the Vince Lombardi, the Tom Landry suit-wearing coaches.
And they did it.

Speaker 7 And it looks ridiculous. I thought it looked awesome.
Mike Nolan, he wore like a three-piece suit.

Speaker 4 On the sideline, he wore the Mike Pereira in the booth.

Speaker 7 Like he had the vest going and everything.

Speaker 7 That's got to be worth at least two points a game on defense.

Speaker 4 Yes. Absolutely.

Speaker 7 Anytime I see a guy in a suit, I automatically think that there's a chance that that person can fire me. Yes.
It speaks authority.

Speaker 4 All right. So Mike Nolan, it was...

Speaker 4 They had to change the rule 2006. So we are dating ourselves.
That's 14 years ago. Mike Nolan, they had to change the rule

Speaker 4 and basically be like, no, this is ridiculous. You can't.
You have to wear like the game-issued

Speaker 4 gear. But he and Jack Del Rio.

Speaker 3 I thought it was like they could do it like once or twice a year.

Speaker 4 Yeah, it's twice the game. Took two home games a year.
And Jack Del Rio, that's the famous picture of Jack Del Rio in the fucking sweet-ass leather jacket on the sidelines.

Speaker 7 That was tight.

Speaker 4 But yeah, Mike Nolan's got to bring back the suit. That's all I have to do.
Bring it back. Because otherwise,

Speaker 4 I don't know what you do if you're the Cowboys.

Speaker 7 Only way you can get in a tie now is to punt the ball at the end of overtime.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 7 That's what they're saying. Yes.

Speaker 4 All right, so big picture. Big picture.
Oh, wait. One other thing.

Speaker 7 They're playing with a heavy heart for Chris Christie.

Speaker 4 Yes, yes. Super fast.
Sherry Jones was struggling. One other thing, Mike McCarthy, just needs to be repeated one more time that

Speaker 4 he spent the entire offseason or entire season when he didn't coach telling everyone that he got a subscription to Pro Football Focus and that he learned analytics. And then, no, none of that.

Speaker 7 I think Mike McCarthy, I think there's a chance that he's been using some of those analytics. Now he's just, he's got to be totally out on computers.

Speaker 4 But Mike McCarthy, I don't know what Miles Garrett,

Speaker 4 his player grade is off the top of my head on Pro Football Focus, but I do know you probably shouldn't single block him all again.

Speaker 7 And not with a tight end.

Speaker 4 Or a rookie. Yep.
Which he did.

Speaker 4 It might have been a backup. But either way, I don't think that's probably, that's probably not in the analytics,

Speaker 4 Mike McCarthy. So big picture, Cowboys.

Speaker 4 We still think, I mean, the NFC East is a shit show, so they're not like dead. But

Speaker 4 I'm starting to think that this will go down as one of the worst uses of like a championship window that any team has ever had.

Speaker 7 You could say that about the Cowboys for the last 20 years, though.

Speaker 4 But this especially, because they struck gold with Dak Prescott in his contract in his contract.

Speaker 4 And they essentially, Jerry Jones, and I love it because it's wildly entertaining. If you ever asked yourself, like, how would I do as a GM?

Speaker 4 Well, I've been playing fantasy football for the last 15 years. You would be Jerry Jones because Jerry Jones, essentially, in the last few years, has said, I want to

Speaker 4 pay my quarterback, pay my running back, pay my wide receiver, get another wide receiver. He's building a fantasy football team and then nothing on the defense.
And hope it works out.

Speaker 7 He's doing the opposite of what the Eagles are doing. Right.
That's what he's going for. And then, even though he has like a stock set of offensive weapons, he's still going into the draft.

Speaker 7 And he's like, I want you to bring me the fastest receiver in the Big 12.

Speaker 7 And

Speaker 7 his binder is just like the fastest player from Georgia and the fastest player at like Oklahoma, Baylor, TCU. And he just looks at those.
He's like, yeah, these are my guys.

Speaker 4 I can win with these guys. Jerry Jones was mad that they lost, but he also went to sleep tonight being like, if we get a top 10 pick, I'm going to take Jalen Waddell from Alabama.

Speaker 4 And we're going to be the fastest. We're going to have Amari Cooper, Jalen Waddell, and CeeDee Lamb.

Speaker 7 So in Jerry's mind, the fastest way to win is to score a bunch of points. Right now, all he has to do is just decrease the amount of points.

Speaker 7 He's got his team on offense exactly where he wants them to be. Yes.
But he doesn't realize the steps that he needs to take to make the defense any better at all.

Speaker 4 Right. Which you could make the argument that it's not a terrible strategy in today's NFL where offense is king, but it is just hilarious.

Speaker 4 You're going to look back and be like, so they got Dak Prescott, who's a top 10 quarterback in the fourth round, paying him nothing, and they won nothing. They won.

Speaker 4 Have they won a playoff game with him? Yeah, they won. They won one.
Yeah. Right? They beat the Lions?

Speaker 7 No, it wasn't the Lions, I don't think.

Speaker 4 No,

Speaker 4 that was the Dez didn't catch it year.

Speaker 7 Oh, shit. Who did they beat? Bit of the game.

Speaker 4 The Seahawks. Was it the Seahawks? Yeah, the Seahawks ran the ball.
That's right.

Speaker 7 That was the start of left 19.

Speaker 4 And then they lost to the Rams, I think. I might be getting that right.

Speaker 4 Wait, your mic's on. Hold on.
Hold on. Go, Jake.

Speaker 9 Yes. W versus Seahawks 2018 and then lost that Rams 30-22.
There you go.

Speaker 4 So they got one.

Speaker 4 So they struck gold. Like, every team would give their fucking left nut to get a quarterback in the fourth round that's a franchise quarterback.

Speaker 7 This is probably a game that Jerry Jones wakes up to, though, because in his mind, like the Browns are always going to be the worst team in the NFL, right?

Speaker 7 He's been around the NFL for long enough where he does not accept the fact that the Browns might be decent this year.

Speaker 7 So he's like, losing at home to the Browns in front of my quarter-filled stadium, that might be a big enough embarrassment that he might get down to the sidelines next game. Yes.

Speaker 7 He might start pacing.

Speaker 4 Yes.

Speaker 7 Oh, man. Or just floating.
I don't think he walks anymore. I think he just kind of like hovers.

Speaker 4 I think Mike Nolan's gonna get fired just because Mike McCarthy's gonna be like, Look up the analytics.

Speaker 4 Not no, he's gonna try to log on to Pro Football Focus, realize he never got a new subscription, and be like, Well, I just

Speaker 4 gotta fire Mike Nolan.

Speaker 7 He probably got the free trial, yeah, and now it's like he can't access any of the good stuff. And then he's like, Mike, what's my password? And Mike's like, Well, you never paid for it.

Speaker 7 He's like, You're fired.

Speaker 4 He just followed it on Twitter. Yeah, that's all he did in Instagram and sees like the player grades.
That's all he did. Um, all right, next up, Saints Lions.

Speaker 4 I got a stat.

Speaker 4 This is a stat from my own brain that I went and looked up.

Speaker 7 The Lions stink.

Speaker 4 If every single Lions game was 10 minutes long, they'd be 4-0

Speaker 4 with a point differential of 34-0.

Speaker 7 Yeah. The Ravens need to schedule the Lions.
That would be the perfect medicine for them right now.

Speaker 4 The Lions coming out and going up 14-0 and being like, damn, look at the Lions. Here they come.
Like, they won last week in Arizona. Kenny Galladay's back.
And then...

Speaker 7 It felt like a 0-0 game when the Lions were up by 14 points.

Speaker 4 Yeah, so the Saints then ripped off five straight touchdowns to go up 35-14. And you say to yourself, well, that must have been a disaster for the Lions, like pick six, fumble, everything.
No.

Speaker 4 The Saints went 75 yards, 80 yards, 80 yards, 49 yards, 75 yards. Those were their five touchdown drives.

Speaker 4 They just fucking crushed the Lions' defense. Like, it was no fluke play.
It was no, like, we're giving the game away. The Lions' defense is pathetic.
The Saints went 10 for 14 on third down.

Speaker 7 Well, offensive guru, Matt Patricia, can't be blamed for all that.

Speaker 4 I mean, he did

Speaker 4 have that play in the Super Bowl.

Speaker 7 In the Super Bowl, we need to mention that. Yeah, he did.

Speaker 4 Is he prepared? I think so. Yes.

Speaker 7 He's prepared. He single-handedly won the Patriots at the Super Bowl.

Speaker 4 Ernie Adams probably reads that quote and is like, you motherfucker. Like, that was all me.

Speaker 7 Yeah, he was probably like quality control on defense, given the title of defensive coordinator, coordinator, but it's really just Ernie Adams with an earpiece talking to him down on the sidelines, telling him exactly what to do.

Speaker 7 We talked about the Saints stat that they have not

Speaker 7 failed to cover spread. They've covered every spread in October in the last four years.

Speaker 4 No, it's since 2015.

Speaker 7 2015.

Speaker 4 So week six, 2015. The streets continues.
It's the last time they didn't cover. They are now 17-1

Speaker 4 straight up in the month of October since 2015, week six. That's insane.

Speaker 7 It makes sense to me.

Speaker 4 Well, they start slow.

Speaker 7 They start a little bit slow. Sean Payton seems like a big Halloween guy.
Like, he seems like a guy that goes to seven or eight costume parties. Are you on his belly again?

Speaker 7 No, not candy. That would be post-Halloween.
I'm talking about like he seems like a guy that makes his wife dress up as like seven different cats for every party that he goes to.

Speaker 7 He's like, yeah, or he probably makes her dress up as Taysom Hill. It's like, I love that.
I love that look on you.

Speaker 4 He seems like

Speaker 4 a 1920s mobster guy. Yes.
For his Halloween parties with a Tommy gun and in a nice pin striped suit. He's like, who are you? Yeah.
I'm Bugsy. What is it? Bugsy Siegel?

Speaker 4 Bugsy Siegel or Al Capone or fill in the blanks.

Speaker 7 Drew Brees' scarface.

Speaker 4 Yeah, whatever it may be.

Speaker 4 So my Drew Brees, is he washed or not? Update, not washed.

Speaker 7 He's clean.

Speaker 4 Clean, not washed anymore because he played the Lions defense.

Speaker 4 I still think, like, Drew Brees, and I guess you can say this for pretty much every quarterback, so I'm probably being being hard on him, but I have different expectations.

Speaker 4 When there's no pass rush and guys are running open, clean.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 4 Whether that happens in the playoffs, I don't know.

Speaker 7 My map, Patricia, washed or not washed update is not washed, strictly from a hygiene standpoint. Yeah.

Speaker 4 So is he going to be the first one fired?

Speaker 7 I don't know. Whatever happened to Jimbo Cooter.

Speaker 4 You remember him? Yeah.

Speaker 7 Like Jim Bob Cooter, he came in as an interim coach. He was hot.
And then I think he went probably like two and two. He went 500.
He was the hot new name. Can we just get him back?

Speaker 7 I feel like Jimbo Kuder was the future for the Lions.

Speaker 4 My prediction for the Lions, so they're going to fire Matt Patricia.

Speaker 4 I think Matt Stafford is going to go somewhere else and

Speaker 4 win a playoff game.

Speaker 7 Win one playoff game.

Speaker 4 A playoff game.

Speaker 7 Where would Matt Stafford go

Speaker 7 to a team that's

Speaker 7 not great?

Speaker 4 But close your eyes and just think about it.

Speaker 4 Like, there will be in maybe two years, three years, whatever it may be, a Sunday night football game, and at halftime, they'll have like a sit-down piece, Michelle Tafoy with Matt Stafford, and he's talking about how he's so happy in his new city, and everything's going so well, and it's just great, and like subtle shots at like, hey, the Lions organization really fucked me because they're the Lions organization.

Speaker 7 Yeah, I would say he would seem like an Arizona Cardinal that they bring in, but they got Kyler Murray, so it's probably not going to be them.

Speaker 7 Washington football team, maybe? The Paris?

Speaker 4 I would take him. Yeah, I would take him.

Speaker 4 We'd ruin him, but yeah, I'd take him. Why not? Yeah.
And you know what?

Speaker 4 It's not. I feel really, I do feel bad for Lions fans.

Speaker 4 They don't deserve this. Our friend Isaac said he would like to call in to a show and just fart into the mic, and that will be the Lions recap.
And I was like, yeah, that's...

Speaker 7 I would allow that. Yeah, that we'd have to do that.
Absolutely. That's a much more cogent recap than we could do.

Speaker 4 Because

Speaker 4 it's bad. I mean, Lions fans are passionate, but man.

Speaker 7 And this game was also almost not played. Yeah.
Because the Saints had a fullback that gave a false positive test for COVID like the night before.

Speaker 7 So Sean Payton had the entire team staying up until 3 a.m. doing these checks that'll clear them and make sure that they can all play the next day.

Speaker 7 Which sounds, if you're one of his players, it sounds like, oh, here goes another one of Sean Payton's weird motivational techniques where they're going to send a nurse into my room and swab my nose.

Speaker 7 And just tell me, it's like, oh,

Speaker 4 it's symbolic of keeping your nose clean right and and matt stafford is to thank for them playing this game because he had the false positive over the summer that made the matt stafford rule where it's like it's insane that if we have one test and then he takes another one he's negative that you have to sit out so uh i just looked he probably is pissed that that happened because then the saints came and they did that i just looked it up right now uh the the ravens do not play the lions they could play in the super bowl this year but that would be the ultimate team for the ravens to play they would get that jinx off their back immediately immediately.

Speaker 7 Yes. Come back by the end of the first quarter,

Speaker 7 they will have righted that ship.

Speaker 4 Yes. So

Speaker 4 good news is for your Lions fans, Jaguars-Falcons, next two. That Falcons-Lions game is going to be like hot potato.

Speaker 4 Who wants to have the lead last? Yeah. I don't,

Speaker 4 you do it.

Speaker 7 You do it. The Falcons and the Cowboys should play every single week.
It would be great. It's just a track meet.
Yeah. I love that phrase.
It's a track meet out there. It is a track meet.

Speaker 10 Bob Cooter, the running backs coach of the New York Jets.

Speaker 4 Oh, that's going up, Joel. Yeah, that's fucking

Speaker 4 hyperdrive, baby.

Speaker 7 Lavion Bell tearing it up this year.

Speaker 4 All right. Next up, Seahawks Dolphins.

Speaker 4 Seahawks.

Speaker 4 This was, I thought this game was going to get weird. It did for a second.
The Seahawks,

Speaker 4 who were like insane. I think they were 10 for 10 in the red zone leading up to this for touchdowns.
They had a little problems.

Speaker 4 I think Russ threw a pick in the end zone. So it did get weird for a second.
But ultimately, that's one of those wins where it wasn't pretty, but who the fuck cares?

Speaker 4 Because you just went all the way across the country and played Fitzmagic, who can always be scrappy. Yep.
But I think it might be done for our guy.

Speaker 7 Yeah, the end of Fitzpatrick is here.

Speaker 4 He can go somewhere else.

Speaker 7 Yeah, he did enough to get 30 other AFC East teams.

Speaker 4 They need to make another AFC East team. He needs to play under Patriots.

Speaker 7 Belichick would absolutely love to have him on there.

Speaker 4 I just love everything that makes him like the reason why, and I know people will joke, like, oh, this guy can't get a job. Kavanaugh can't get a job.

Speaker 4 Fitzpatrick's the perfect backup quarterback because, one,

Speaker 4 he's just like, he seems like a fun guy to be around. And two,

Speaker 4 he is, like, so volatile. That's kind of what you want.

Speaker 4 Like, I'd rather have that than a guy come in and be like, all right, well, he's going to throw, I don't know, you know, 11 for 20 for 110 yards, and we're going to lose 20 to 13.

Speaker 7 Yeah, I mean, this would be the last frontier for Belichick.

Speaker 4 Right.

Speaker 7 If he, for whatever reason, like Cam Newton doesn't work out in New England, Belichick can be like, okay, well, I had Brady for a while. He was my nice, stable one

Speaker 7 that I committed my life to. Then I got to try a running quarterback.
I've always wanted to try that position. That was fun.
And then after Cam, it's like the wild stallion of the AFC East.

Speaker 7 Can I tame him? Yes. Like, will I be able to win a Super Bowl with a quarterback that throws four interceptions? Yes.
And gets his helmet knocked off six times a game? Let's do it.

Speaker 7 I mean, he's the greatest coach of all time.

Speaker 7 If he's able to go, if he's able to go nine and seven with Ryan Fitzpatrick, that's more impressive than going 18 and one I love I love Ryan Fitzpatrick when he does the um

Speaker 4 I'm going to put like you can see it on his face he puts every single last piece of energy into a throw and it's usually a guy who's like triple covered he's like I can just get it there and you can just see on his face that like his whole body is strained everything he's putting everything that he has into it and then he needs like a breather for a little bit but there's something about fitzmagic even when the magic isn't going that you just got to tip your hat it's still fun to watch and he he's switched up i've been watching it this year i don't think he's run over any tiny defensive backs anymore now he's running over linebackers yeah he's getting bored in his old age he's like i want to i want to hit some of the heavies up there manoeuvre and when he runs them over he always he is the first one to get up yeah that's that's what he's really good at is ryan fitzpatrick will always stand up on his two feet before the person that tackled him gets up.

Speaker 4 He lets him know, you know, he has like a deal with his wife. Like, I always get up.
Yeah, I get up. When you're watching it with the kids, like, I always get up.

Speaker 4 Like, you know, I'll be aware of that.

Speaker 4 I'm always getting up.

Speaker 7 Where do you think he was like when he was in college? At Harvard. I don't know if you know that, but he went there.

Speaker 4 I feel like... The one.

Speaker 7 The one in Cambridge. In Cambridge, in Massachusetts, just outside of Boston.
Got it.

Speaker 7 He doesn't strike me at all as a Harvard guy beyond the fact that he's really smart and can do Rubik's Cubes and his son knows his timetables and he's two years old. Right.
But I don't know.

Speaker 7 Like, he doesn't seem like a Harvard man, you know? Do you think he was the alpha of all the alphas?

Speaker 4 I think if you put him in a big H sweater,

Speaker 4 you'd be like, oh, okay, I get it.

Speaker 4 Yeah,

Speaker 7 he looks like a philosophy professor. Yeah, or like, and he definitely didn't have the beard when he was there.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 4 Uh-huh.

Speaker 3 Which is something that I'm sure if you saw him without the beard, you'd be like, oh, right.

Speaker 4 Right. Kind of a nerd.
Yeah, he's got a little, like, if he got rid of the beard, Hank's right. If he got rid of the beard, he's got a little like school ties, Brandon Fraser vibe.

Speaker 4 A little bit of that. Yeah.
But I figured out

Speaker 7 Ryan Fitzpatrick plays football like he's a hockey player.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 4 Yes.

Speaker 4 I'd agree he's just going full bore bore all the time yes the name the the entire reason that he plays football is just to prove that he's tougher than the people that are trying to hit him I love it I love him um also DK Metcalf where are we ranking him top wide receivers because he's awesome I'd say top top three

Speaker 4 that's listen he's that's a crazy draft pick for the Seahawks the way that it's worked out yeah He figured out the secret to not dropping the ball on the one on his way into the end zone.

Speaker 7 That's just not score. He's just a beast.
Let's get tackled before you get to the end zone. If he was half a step quicker, then I think he would have had a touchdown today.
But

Speaker 7 as he's learned to turn, he's lost that straight-ahead speed.

Speaker 4 Yeah. Did you see Russell Wilson? He did throw an interception, so I'm officially taking away my MVP vote.
Okay,

Speaker 7 I'm giving mine to Josh Allen.

Speaker 4 I'm not giving him one. Okay, so

Speaker 4 sorry. Best luck next year.
Getting one.

Speaker 7 Fun note: the Seahawks had zero penalties.

Speaker 4 Oh, that is fun. Yeah, a little fun stuff.
That's very fun.

Speaker 4 All right, next up, Chargers Bucks.

Speaker 4 Tom Brady throwing it back.

Speaker 4 Tom Brady, not only throwing it back with the five touchdowns, but the fact that he threw it to five different guys, which is the ultimate Tom Brady in a duel with Justin Herbert, who looked good.

Speaker 4 I'm going to just stay biased and say I don't like him. That's fine.
I'll also admit he looked good until that last pick.

Speaker 7 He looked good at times. He's on a fast track to getting...
He's not going to get any of the poise notes.

Speaker 7 No one's going to be like, oh, this guy has tremendous poise in the pocket when the chips are down because he is liable to make those wildcat throws and just like absolutely fuck everything up because he thinks he can throw past any defender.

Speaker 7 He's going to start getting the Brett Favre comparisons, the way too early Brett Favre comparisons.

Speaker 4 Yeah. So all I'll say is he looks good.
Chargers fans should be happy, but 0-3 is a starter.

Speaker 4 So QB wins, what I count.

Speaker 7 Joe Burrow had a win today. Yeah.

Speaker 4 Justin Herbert did not. Did not.

Speaker 7 Joe Burrow Alpha.

Speaker 7 Can we just say that Tom Brady definitely had Corona at some point this summer, and so did probably all his wide receivers?

Speaker 4 Yeah, he drank water through it.

Speaker 7 Yes, that's probably, I think that's pretty clear.

Speaker 4 Justin Herbert,

Speaker 4 he's got to clean up his skin. Oh, okay.
Yeah, that's all.

Speaker 7 Noxima?

Speaker 4 Franchise quarterback. That's all.

Speaker 4 Not to be calling Coward, but I think he will. You know, I've had pimples.
We all had pimples. He's young.
Right. He's young.
But once he does that, I'll be like, you know what? I like this guy. Okay.

Speaker 4 It's just kind of a franchise quarterback thing.

Speaker 7 Just clean up the face a little bit.

Speaker 4 More room for squash it for sponsorship. I actually think it already is.
It's the easiest sponsors.

Speaker 3 It's the easiest six-figure sponsorship to do ever.

Speaker 4 Right.

Speaker 4 It's like looking at Ronaldo. Have you ever seen an old picture of Ronaldo? You're all those teeth? His teeth all fucked up.

Speaker 4 Everything's fucked up. When you get a little money, you start getting hotter.

Speaker 7 Yeah, maybe just go to the trainer and be like, hey, can you give me an injection of something?

Speaker 4 Tom Brady.

Speaker 7 And you get some accutane. Tom Brady.
And then you just get stabbed in the brain through his ear by the trainer.

Speaker 4 Tom Brady looks like a different guy. It's true.
Totally different guy. I don't know.
I just think that once you become a franchise quarterback, you just start looking a little hotter.

Speaker 7 What are those ads that are all over TV where it's always celebrities? And it's like, here's my before, here's my after. Yeah.

Speaker 4 I think he's going to do it. I'm not trying to hate on him because we've all dealt with J.G.
Wentworth. Like, there's no.
Oh, yeah. By the way, shout out.
That's very sad. Seleno and Barnes.
RIP.

Speaker 4 Very sad. R.I.P.
Moment of silence. Half.
Which one? Seleno or Barnes? Seleno. Seleno?

Speaker 7 No, Barnes, I thought.

Speaker 4 No, I think it was Seleno.

Speaker 7 Pretty sure it's Seleno. Seleno.

Speaker 4 Did you get a faction? Seleno? No, I think Salino's dead. Seleno died.
Deader than dead.

Speaker 4 Very dead.

Speaker 4 Yeah, which one died? Salino? Steve Barnes. Barnes.
Oh, Salino.

Speaker 4 Apologies to the Salino family.

Speaker 4 If you're listening to this and you didn't know, Barnes has passed away.

Speaker 7 They had like a big falling out, too.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I know. And it's sad that it happened right like...
It's fucking bad.

Speaker 7 It's tragic. Did Salino kill him?

Speaker 4 No, he died in the car, a plane crash.

Speaker 7 Those can be.

Speaker 4 Yeah, it's very sad. Yeah.

Speaker 7 Barnes, very very sad.

Speaker 4 I don't know how we got here. Oh, the acne.
That had nothing to do with it.

Speaker 4 Yeah, everyone in the world.

Speaker 4 There's no one who is like in the world who has not had acne. Proactive.

Speaker 7 That's what it is.

Speaker 4 Yeah, they're fucking... Like, there's a couple people who have perfect skin, and fuck them.
Like, everyone who's had to deal with pimples, everyone who's had to deal with acne, it fucking sucks.

Speaker 4 I'm just saying that, you know. Eventually, when you become a franchise quarterback, that's the next step I want to see.

Speaker 4 Forget throwing interceptions, back breaking interceptions at the end of the game. That's my next step.

Speaker 3 Tough act and ten act.

Speaker 7 Tough act. There it is.

Speaker 4 There you go. That's the athlete's foot.

Speaker 7 It should be Justin Herbert and LeBron James' back, and then they do a proactive commercial together. Right.
And then LeBron James' back knee doesn't go away. Right, right.

Speaker 7 Because there's other reasons at play for that.

Speaker 4 HGH. That's what we're talking about.
But yeah, I'm going to stop hating on Justin Herbert.

Speaker 4 He was dueling with Tom Brady today. He looked good.
He was throwing to no one. Undrafted free agents,

Speaker 4 I think, scored

Speaker 4 him. He threw four touchdowns.
No, but he threw four touchdowns, so all four were undrafted free agents. That's fucking impressive.
He has looked good.

Speaker 4 He's gone toe-to-toe with Tom Brady, toe-to-toe with Patrick Mahomes. So, you know,

Speaker 4 if I were a Chargers fan, I'd be like, this is something. This feels good.

Speaker 7 Anthony Lynn loves his balls.

Speaker 7 There's a lot of positive news coming out there. I don't think the Chargers get enough credit for just always having good running back.
Yeah.

Speaker 7 When was the last time the Chargers had a bad running back?

Speaker 7 Never. It's never happened.
Yeah. Not in the history of the franchise.

Speaker 4 Natron means business. All-time name.
All-time name. So, yeah, I think I will.
I'm starting to adjust my take on Justin Herbert. I still am mad about the Rose Bowl, whatever.

Speaker 4 I think he's a very good quarterback. I think he's promising, and everything I've seen.
Although, that

Speaker 4 I don't know if it was on him or the running back, but that was the end of the game.

Speaker 4 At the end of the first half, when they're up 24 to 7 and they fumble in their own five-yard line, and the Bucs turn around and score with like 40 seconds left.

Speaker 7 Was that in the handoff?

Speaker 4 Yeah, we saw it right then. We're like, that's it.

Speaker 4 You can't make that mistake when you're playing against Tom Brady because it just you won't come back from it.

Speaker 7 Yep, my own analytics tells me that some quarterbacks are better than others at handoffs. And it's true.
Baker Mayfield is a great handoff quarterback. Justin Herbert, I don't think he has it.

Speaker 4 Jimmy Garoppolo, great handoff. Pretty good.

Speaker 7 Blake Bortle is exceptional handoff. Incredible.
Yes. It's one of his biggest.

Speaker 4 He sells the fake well. Jake Plummer, unbelievable.

Speaker 4 Sells the fake really well.

Speaker 4 All right, so that's Chargers Bucks.

Speaker 7 Wait, are we going to talk about Tom Brady's pick sixes?

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 7 He's got a little little bit of the Matt Schaub in him right now. So he's thrown

Speaker 7 four pick sixes in six games.

Speaker 4 Well, two of them

Speaker 4 were in New England.

Speaker 4 Two of them were in New England.

Speaker 7 Four out of his last six games.

Speaker 4 Two of those.

Speaker 4 So half of those were in New England.

Speaker 3 I'm talking about this year.

Speaker 7 Okay. This year, two out of his

Speaker 4 statistically throwing less pick sixes these four games than he did in the last two games.

Speaker 7 He's turned the corners.

Speaker 4 Is it a Tom?

Speaker 4 What are we talking about here? Is it a Tom Brady's a buccaneer? Is it a Tom versus Time thing? No, I think.

Speaker 7 Father Time is undefeated, Hank.

Speaker 4 The weird thing with Tom Brady is he

Speaker 4 it's like he's not he is aging. You can tell he's different.
Through five touchdowns. Right, right, right.
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 Like he's he still has everything, but then he'll have the one or two throws where you're like, what was that?

Speaker 7 Yeah, he needs to stop throwing to the flat across the field.

Speaker 4 Yes. Yes.
That's pretty much it.

Speaker 7 I think Bruce Ariane's keeps that in there.

Speaker 4 He wants that.

Speaker 7 Yeah, to humble him. Yeah, to humble him and and to have somebody so he can rip him in front of the press over the course of the next week.

Speaker 4 He doesn't have grit. I'm going to keep making you, I'm going to keep making my 43-year-old quarterback throw cross's body to an out.
I'm going to prove it. Seven-yard out.

Speaker 4 Bruce Arians with the cornerback biting on him.

Speaker 7 Bruce Arians lives his entire life trying to prove a point to somebody about something at all times. And this is the point that he's going to hammer home to Tom:

Speaker 7 you ain't that good.

Speaker 4 Yeah. You ain't that good.
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Speaker 4 All right, speaking of Bose, Joe Burrow, Joe Burrow gets a win. Bengals, 33.
Jaguars, 25.

Speaker 4 Joe Mixon is good.

Speaker 4 They remembered that.

Speaker 4 So that was nice that they actually took some pressure off Joe.

Speaker 7 I think that we all, as a nation, forgot about Joe Mixon. Yeah.
Well, I just filed Joe Mixon away in that little place in my brain that said,

Speaker 7 I think he's good, but I'm going to wait until he's a running back on the Patriots on the downside of his career to actually pay attention to him. Right.
But he's actually really, really good.

Speaker 4 151 yards, two touchdowns, and he changed. Like, Joe Burrow's been getting the shit kicked out of him.
Joe Mixon made it a balanced offense. They looked good.

Speaker 7 Fat Randy is perfect.

Speaker 4 Fat Randy's perfect.

Speaker 7 We called him Fat. He's always been perfect.

Speaker 7 He's perfect to us, but now he's great.

Speaker 4 I want to say credit to us. We probably are the reason why Randy Bullock has not missed since because he's like, I don't want to be the topic of conversation.
I'm part of my take on him Monday.

Speaker 7 I ruined it for Randy's everywhere.

Speaker 7 You can't keep Fat Randy down.

Speaker 4 No, he's back. He's very buoyant.

Speaker 4 And now I'm at the point where when I see Fat Randy getting out there,

Speaker 4 we shouldn't call him Fat Randy. When I see Frandy getting out there,

Speaker 4 Fat Randall. Yeah, Fat Randall.
I'm like, he's got this. Yeah.
No problem.

Speaker 7 He's got this. He excludes confidence.
Yes. Yeah, I think some of Joe Burrow's swag is just like slowly dripping onto Fat Randy.

Speaker 4 Absolutely. On the whole team.
And Joe Burrow will get to the football guys of the week, but Joe Burrow refused the game ball from his first win, which is... No, he took it.
Oh, he took it?

Speaker 3 And they just put it back in the back.

Speaker 4 Okay, so perfect. Who was it that had the...
Was it Harbaugh?

Speaker 4 Harbaugh.

Speaker 7 said, I don't want it.

Speaker 4 Shea Patterson did like the, they kept on trying to give it to each other.

Speaker 4 I think, look that up, Jake. There was a, I want to say it was Harbaugh and Shea Patterson last year.
They basically were like sneaking into each other's bags and like, no, you take it.

Speaker 4 No, you take it.

Speaker 7 No, you take it. Then one person was like, cut it in half.
And then the person who said, no, I love football too much for you to cut it. Then the game ball belonged to that person.

Speaker 4 I'm pretty sure it was that. It was that.

Speaker 4 So we have this every single year. And I think we can definitively say it this year.
We always have a week one game that we look back at and we're like, how did that happen?

Speaker 4 And I think officially, Jaguars being the Colts is going to be that game. Yeah.
Like that game makes no sense.

Speaker 7 No one knows how it happened.

Speaker 4 We all thought, like, ooh, the Jags might be frisky. The Colts might be worse than we, you know, like they might not be up to the stuff.
No, it's the exact opposite.

Speaker 4 The Colts are legit, and the Jags, they're back to,

Speaker 4 you know, Trevor Lawrence.

Speaker 7 You have to start every single season out with a game that absolutely fucks up everybody's suicide pool.

Speaker 4 Right, and that's what that would be. You're like, wait, that happened?

Speaker 7 In retrospect, that was the right play. I would do it again.

Speaker 4 Yeah, like the Colts are going to win 11 games. The Jags are going to win three.
And you're going to be like, guess what? The Jags beat the Colts week one.

Speaker 7 Oh, another guy that we forgot about, in addition to Joe Mixon, on that Bengals team, T. Higgins.
Yeah. T.
Higgins.

Speaker 4 Well, because he's wearing 85.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 7 I don't like that.

Speaker 4 Not a fast number, but also you took O'Drew's number.

Speaker 7 Extremely fast name. Yes.
T. Higgins.
I would say like him,

Speaker 7 CeeDee Lamb, Hollywood Brown, Jerry Judy.

Speaker 7 Cooper Copp is a very fast name. Yeah.

Speaker 4 We're just naming fast guys.

Speaker 7 Blake Martinez is a fast name.

Speaker 4 Tyreek Hale. Yeah.

Speaker 7 Trey Flowers.

Speaker 4 Oh, Del Becko is a good fast name. Usain Bolt.
Yeah.

Speaker 7 Max Crosby is a fast name.

Speaker 7 Oscar Pistorius, extremely fast name.

Speaker 4 We didn't need a documentary about Oscar Pistorius. I don't want to go to the side here, but like we didn't need that.
Where is that?

Speaker 4 It's on like ESPN Plus, and they're showing pictures and videos of of his girlfriends. I think it's four-part.
I think that was when.

Speaker 7 They got an Oscar from OJ Simpson, and they were like, you know what?

Speaker 4 We're going to

Speaker 7 do some more murder ones.

Speaker 4 Yeah, some more girlfriend, spouse, murder.

Speaker 4 I saw the preview before. I was like, no one asked for four parts about Oscar Pistorius.
That was maybe an eight-minute, 60-minute check-in, like 10 years from now.

Speaker 7 I think that we could do with two fewer parts of Oscar Pistorius than that.

Speaker 4 15. I'll give you 15 minutes.
15 minutes talks.

Speaker 4 Tell us how about Oscar Pistorius murdered his girlfriend.

Speaker 7 I'll watch a TikTok about the Oscar Pistorius.

Speaker 4 Don't need the four-parter. Thank you, ESPN Plus.
But I'm good. Put it on Quibi.
Yeah, we'll never find it. That's totally free.

Speaker 4 Do put it on TikTok.

Speaker 9 November 16th, 2019, before the final meal, Jim Harbaugh told Shea Patterson he deserved the game ball.

Speaker 9 Patterson chose to give it to Harbaugh once the game ended, and now it's back in Patterson's possession after Harbaugh says he put it in his book bag.

Speaker 4 I loved it. I love it.
I remembered it correctly. That's such a great story to pass it back and forth.

Speaker 4 All right. Next up,

Speaker 4 the Ravens versus the Washington football team. The Ravens are back.
They pumped an inferior opponent. Yep.

Speaker 7 Like they were supposed to. Yep.

Speaker 7 Ron Rivera actually gave me a great spin zone because they asked him about how he was using his timeouts in the Cardinals game and then in the Cleveland Browns game when he didn't take his timeouts while the clock was ticking down, when they could have made it, you know, a one-score game.

Speaker 7 The game wasn't over. But Rivera said that he's just in evaluation mode, which is perfect because he's just watching.
He's like taking the team out for a test drive this year.

Speaker 7 He takes all expectations off them whatsoever. He's just, he's seen what they can do on the open road.
Maybe like pulling up next to a mirror, looking at himself, see how he looks in the car.

Speaker 7 Really like taking a feel of the entire franchise. So that to me just tells me I don't, I should have zero expectation for the the season, and that's extremely freeing.
Yes.

Speaker 7 I'm also, as a fan, I'm in evaluation mode.

Speaker 4 Yeah, you're in free.

Speaker 7 Today, I'm evaluating what happened today. We had one of the best teams in the NFL come to our place.

Speaker 7 We held them to covering the spread, pushing it, and then when the game was over, we were in first place in the NFC East. That's true.

Speaker 4 No longer, but

Speaker 7 we did all that we could do to maintain that.

Speaker 4 I like that. It is.
You are free. You had the week, you had it perfectly that you got the week one high where you're like, this team is better than people are giving credit for.

Speaker 4 And then you were able to, within three weeks, be like, nope, we're good. We're going to evaluate.

Speaker 7 I still think they're going to be in the hunt.

Speaker 4 The worst

Speaker 3 in the NFC is so bad that you guys are going to be in the hunt no matter what your record is.

Speaker 4 Yeah, you're going to be each other off. You're going to have five wins.
You're going to be like, well, we're one game out.

Speaker 7 It was nice to see RG3. Yeah.
RG3 got in there at the end, absolutely. Ruined the spread.
Ruined the spread for everybody. Yep.
Who had the Ravens?

Speaker 7 Their punters throwing first downs, and their quarterback is throwing punts. It was a nice little Jim Harbor.
It was classic John Harbaugh special teams.

Speaker 4 Sam Koch, the punter for the Ravens, seven for seven in his career as a passer. Damn.
That's pretty damn good. That is really good.
That's pretty damn good.

Speaker 4 So the interesting thing in this game, because I feel like we're on, we mentioned on Friday, like, are we going to be seeing Alex Smith, Kyle Allen soon?

Speaker 4 Is Ron Rivera getting fed up with Dwayne Haskins? I feel like we were a drive away. We were a drive away today because it started, he went punt, turnover, punt, missed field goal.

Speaker 4 And I think that if the next drive had been bad, that would have been it for him. He went on a 75-yard touchdown drive and saved his job, which

Speaker 4 it's thrilling for me to think about how close you were to, that's it.

Speaker 4 That's how the quarterback position is in the NFL, that if you have a shot and you lose your first shot, it's very hard to come back and like be a starter again, be a good, you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 Like as crazy as it is, and it's unfair as it is, that can happen.

Speaker 4 Where it could be, he could have literally been a drive away from the career that he thought he was going to have being completely over.

Speaker 7 And he saved a lot of people forget about Alex Smith when he was on the 49ers, and he almost got benched.

Speaker 7 Mike Singletary wanted to bench him, tried to bench him during a game, and they had an all-time moment where they just stood on the sidelines, just staring into each other's eyes.

Speaker 7 And Samurai Mike was just like trying to get, like, figure out, like, what's in your eyes? What's your mind?

Speaker 7 Are you a competitor? And he got stared down by Alex Smith on the sidelines. He was like, okay, get back in there.

Speaker 7 And he was like one stare down away from him getting benched. And then the entire history, like, who knows? Right.
At that point, is Patrick Mahomes a chief?

Speaker 4 Right. We don't know.

Speaker 4 It's, you can go through the list of quarterbacks in the NFL where if they flamed out, it's like, did they have, if they had one more shot, if they had one more, you know, if the coach was a little bit different.

Speaker 4 But there's also, like, what could happen with Sam Darnold, who I've been harsh on Sam Darnold. I should be less harsh because he is playing with nothing.

Speaker 4 But he could very well, you know, the Jets could be like, we're moving on. He goes in his backup somewhere, and he never becomes what he would have been anywhere else.

Speaker 7 There's also something very frustrating about having a quarterback that's always on that cusp, but always seems to rise to the level of greatness when their job's on the line for like a couple drives and then they still lose.

Speaker 7 You're like, okay, I guess we're going to keep doing this.

Speaker 7 That's the Jason Campbell train. It's like, okay, we're going to give old Jason another shot here to see if he can get us a 7-9 this year.
Yep. But yeah, Dwayne looked good.

Speaker 7 Dwayne looked pretty good in the, I guess it was after the second quarter for the rest of the game.

Speaker 7 He looked like an average quarterback. Yeah.

Speaker 4 He saved his job for a week.

Speaker 7 Saved his job.

Speaker 4 Saved his job for a week. But I don't want to see Alex Smith out there.
No, I don't either. I think it's scary.

Speaker 7 Yeah, it's like watching a bomb technician walk away with a suitcase in his hand and slip and fall.

Speaker 4 It's, yeah, I don't. No one wants to see that.
No one wants to see that.

Speaker 4 Nice story, but no one wants to see that. For his own good.
Because Alex Smith seems like the nicest guy in the world. All right, next up, Panthers, Cardinals.

Speaker 4 Speaking of quarterbacks, I don't give Teddy Bridgewater enough credit. Teddy Bridgewater deserves more credit for being, he's another one.

Speaker 4 If he doesn't tear his knee, remember that Vikings team was starting to build everything around him, and it felt like they were, you know, they went to that playoff game, obviously the

Speaker 4 Blair Walsh in the like zero degrees outdoor game, and then everything changes for Teddy Bridgewater.

Speaker 4 Then he's going and being back up here and back up there and now, you know, getting a starting job for a rebuilding Panthers team that are probably saying to themselves, he's not the answer, but he is this year.

Speaker 4 So that tells you exactly what we're saying: that everything can change. But Teddy Bridgewater, like, all he does is

Speaker 4 win. And, like, I know they're only two and two, but everyone thought that no one gave the Panthers any shot this year.
They thought they were going to be one of the worst teams in the league because

Speaker 4 they got rid of Cam. They paid Christian McCaffrey.
Luke Keek League retires. All this stuff.
They're two and two. And Teddy Bridgewater, like, he was awesome today.

Speaker 7 Yeah, he's a very above-average quarterback. Yeah, I just,

Speaker 4 I need to remind myself to give Teddy Bridgewater more credit. I need to, like, put in a weekly

Speaker 4 Google calendar.

Speaker 7 I think we talked about this on Friday, but he's got a great personality, and he's always, like, he is a glue guy. Right.

Speaker 7 He was that way when he was in New Orleans, and he's definitely still that way when he leads this team. He's got an awesome personality.
His teammates like him a lot. He's just not.

Speaker 7 His on-field play doesn't match the fiery personality and the fun guy that happens. It's like if you were to go to Salt Bay's restaurant and he comes out

Speaker 7 and he comes out and he just gives you a hamburger. And you're like, well, it's a pretty good hamburger, but it's Salt Bay.

Speaker 4 And then I shake my ass and he gives me the T-bone.

Speaker 7 Yeah, and then he really gives you the T-bone. You know what I'm saying? Like, there's something that doesn't match up with that.
So it's always a little... You expect him to be

Speaker 7 a little more dynamic on the field than he actually is.

Speaker 7 Which isn't his fault. He doesn't make mistakes.
He slides weird. Yeah, he slides weird.
It slides weird.

Speaker 4 He looks like he's going to break his leg every time he slides.

Speaker 7 But he's always the guy that everybody's joking around with and having a good time with. And then he gets on the field and it's like, okay, we got serious Teddy.

Speaker 4 I just, I, I, I, I, there's some guys that we just don't appreciate, and Teddy Bridgewater falls under that category, I think. Uh, he needs more appreciation.
I like Teddy Bridgewater.

Speaker 4 I'm a Teddy Bridgewater guy.

Speaker 3 What did you call him on Friday?

Speaker 4 What did I call him on Friday?

Speaker 3 Tyrod Taylor.

Speaker 4 No, I said better, Tyrod Taylor. Which still like

Speaker 4 a knock. Yeah, no, that's not a knock.
Tyrod Taylor is like the

Speaker 4 most like average. Teddy Bridgewater is obviously better.
I should appreciate him more. This is my note to myself.
Like, hey, you know, lose a little weight.

Speaker 4 Spend more time with your son. Appreciate Teddy Bridgewater more.
Those are my goals. Okay?

Speaker 7 Not bad. I think I did predict the Panthers to be in the hunt for a playoff spot.

Speaker 4 We said they were going to be frisky. Yeah.
We did say they were going to be frisky.

Speaker 7 They were definitely frisky.

Speaker 4 They are the definition of frisky.

Speaker 7 Because every time you have a new coach, it's like you never know what's going to happen. Right.

Speaker 4 Right.

Speaker 4 So

Speaker 4 good job, Teddy Bridgewater.

Speaker 7 Matt Ruhl doesn't get enough credit for being just a sexy dude on the sidelines. Yeah.
A slob. Just a sexy

Speaker 7 slob. Honey I shrunk Richard Jewell.

Speaker 4 He is top three coach that I would guess would just like

Speaker 4 spill stuff on himself if you gave him enough time. Yeah.

Speaker 4 If you got Matt Ruhl free, if you release Matt Ruhl into the wild at a wedding during the appetizer hour, he's coming back with some stains.

Speaker 7 He's got, yeah, he goes like raw dog on the meatballs. And

Speaker 4 he's going to be over his face. He's got a little mustard on his tie.

Speaker 7 How many job interviews do you think it took for Matt Ruhl to realize that he shouldn't eat soup before he just didn't get all these jobs?

Speaker 4 He's Matt Ruhl. Yeah, good coach.
Big-time mouth breather.

Speaker 7 Matt, you want the loaded baked potato to get you started?

Speaker 7 No, thanks. I'm good.

Speaker 7 You got a dairy issue. I'll just

Speaker 7 stick to the steak.

Speaker 4 Yeah, Matt Ruhl's definitely a type of guy who tells you every single time he's got diarrhea.

Speaker 4 Oh, ate some chili. Sorry,

Speaker 4 that's shit. Hey, Matt, we don't need to know.
We don't need to know.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I got halfway to the office today.

Speaker 4 Shit, my pants. Had to go back home.
Sorry for being late, guys.

Speaker 7 I keep a spare pair of khakis in the back of the truck just in case.

Speaker 4 There's some crazy stories.

Speaker 7 He's got his underwear hanging out the back window with the window all rolled up to keep it in there, just driving down the highway, airing it out.

Speaker 4 Matt, there are some crazy Matt Rule football guy stories. We got to get him on sometime because he's,

Speaker 4 I remember reading when he went and took over Temple and was trying to like, maybe when he was an assistant coach at Temple and they were trying to get tougher, he just challenged everyone on the defensive line to bowl in the ring.

Speaker 4 Yes, yes, and he did it.

Speaker 7 That's the coach-of thing.

Speaker 4 Yes, yes. And he did it, like, that kind of shit.
So I could also see him. I like Matt Rule.

Speaker 7 I could see him trying to do that and just getting his ass kicked by everyone.

Speaker 4 Yeah, and then just getting up every time, like Charlie Brown, just being like, why do I keep losing? I'm not done yet. Yeah.
He's the night. Stay down, Matt.
Stay down. I'm fine.

Speaker 4 Come on, coach. We don't want to hurt you.

Speaker 7 I'm fine. I just shoot.

Speaker 4 I'm trying to get everyone tougher.

Speaker 4 You're foaming at the mouth, coach.

Speaker 4 Are we ready to hop off the Cardinals hype train?

Speaker 7 Yeah, I'm close to putting the F-word on him. Oh, I'm ready to do it.

Speaker 7 The only thing that's holding me back from calling them the F-word is the fact that they were just the dark horse going into this year. They were the one sleeping.
Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 7 The expectation wasn't high enough.

Speaker 4 They can't be frauds. They would have to be.

Speaker 7 They're bummish.

Speaker 4 Yeah, they would have to be

Speaker 4 leading their division for a while for us to be like, no, you know what? They're frauds. I think people struggle with that.

Speaker 4 When they get mad at me, for I say, like, the 133 Packers or the Ravens, like, they're better teams than... almost everyone else.
It's just, they're not championship teams.

Speaker 7 It's almost a good thing to be good enough to be able to be labeled a fraud.

Speaker 4 Right. Like people keep telling me the Bears are frauds.
Like, no, the Bears never were supposed to be good.

Speaker 7 If the Bears are fraud, they're reverse fraudulent, where it's like, they're supposed to be really shitty. Right.
And they're 3-1. What's going on? They're just bad.

Speaker 4 There's a difference. So you're right.
They're not frauds because I think they might just be bad. And the Kyler Murray,

Speaker 4 so I saw this.

Speaker 7 He's a fraud.

Speaker 4 Well, I saw this.

Speaker 7 He's not 5'10.

Speaker 4 You got to be careful, dude, because that's a short king. No, he can't play quarterback.
We're going back in time where your quarterback has to be 6-3.

Speaker 7 No, what I'm saying is that Kyler Murray, he did this to himself when he turned his back on the 5'9 community by saying he was 5'10. And yeah.

Speaker 7 He put the little silly putty on the bottom of his heels.

Speaker 3 Who's in the 5'9 community?

Speaker 7 The 5'9 community? Are you in that? It depends on what shoe I'm wearing, but yeah.

Speaker 4 Well, you've only been wearing your lifts.

Speaker 7 They're not lifts. They're Nike Zoom Air 720s.
They're normal shoes. Seven pairs.
You can find them in any local foot locker or on your popular sneaker websites. I got these on StockX.

Speaker 7 They don't sell lifts on StockX, okay?

Speaker 4 BFT's got a bunch of different.

Speaker 4 I'm 5'11 and a half right now. And some of them are really good, but he's got one terrible pair

Speaker 4 on Sundays because no one's in the office. I'm wearing them right now.

Speaker 4 I remember the first time you walked in with him,

Speaker 4 you knew you were like a dog with a cone of shame. Listen, like you, you beat us to it.
You're like, these shoes suck, guys.

Speaker 7 Yeah, I just put my hand up and I was like, it looks like what a clown would wear to the bowling alley. And they've got every color known to man on them.
They are.

Speaker 4 And shape. They're in shape.

Speaker 7 I have no idea who designed this.

Speaker 4 Yeah, that's the...

Speaker 4 The blue light, or not the blue light. What do you call it? The bowling alley when they do the strobe light? No, the fucking.
The black light. Black light.

Speaker 4 Black light bowling alley yes yeah the the galactic cosmic bowling they're my they're my cosmic bowling shoes if mc escher was so sad

Speaker 7 these are yeah they're they're bad shoes but you're smart you wear them on sundays and i also learned that i should not wear these if i'm wearing shorts if you wear pants it covers up some of the dog shit on them uh so it looks a little bit nicer so yeah these are my sunday shoes yeah you did i remember when you walked in the first day and before we could even say anything you're like these shoes are bad guys but back to kyler murray yes kyler murray it all started to go downhill for him when he said that he was 5'10.

Speaker 7 Yep. When he's actually 5'9.
We need to make a Short Lives Matter flag. You know, like the Blue Lives Matter, the police flag? Yep.
There should be one for short people.

Speaker 4 Randy Newman.

Speaker 7 It should be, it should, yeah, just be like Randy Newman's face, but on like the last stripe, like lowermost stripe.

Speaker 4 It's actually blue

Speaker 4 flag. Yeah, it's not even on the side.

Speaker 7 It's just the bottom one. It's like if you, you must be this short to appreciate and honor this flag.

Speaker 4 Right.

Speaker 4 So Kyler Murray, four times in his career now, they've had had under 100 yards offense in the first half. That's bad.
That's slow starting. And I feel like.

Speaker 7 Now, Cliff, he might be getting in the corner of the forest.

Speaker 4 Cliff is definitely a fraud.

Speaker 7 Yeah, he's in the fraudulent conversation.

Speaker 4 Cliff was a fraud

Speaker 4 the minute we saw that fucking house.

Speaker 7 You know what he is? He's just a stretched-out Kyle Shanahan. Yep.

Speaker 4 No, he's no, because Kyle, he's a stretched-out Kyle Shanahan, but he's also like

Speaker 4 the knockoff junkyard Kyle Shanahan.

Speaker 4 Like Kyle Shanahan is

Speaker 4 a character in a show, and then Kyle Shanahan's such a good actor that he gets a big payday, and he's like, I'm not going to be on the show anymore. And they try to slip in Cliff Kingsbury.

Speaker 4 He's on Viv.

Speaker 4 He's the nuanced guy. He's new at Viv.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 They tried to slip in Cliff Kingsbury.

Speaker 7 Be like, no, no, it's the same as that guy.

Speaker 4 I thought we would have noticed.

Speaker 7 Nope. We noticed this guy stinks.
I was going to say, like, if...

Speaker 7 Kyle Shanahan is the legitimate stockbroker at like a Fortune 500 firm or wherever stockbrokers work, then Cliff Kingsbury is like to Jordan Belfort. Yeah, he's like, he comes up selling penny stocks.

Speaker 4 He's Matthew Bevilaco, Wobistics.

Speaker 7 Yeah, he's like, listen, you buy this stock, it costs you a cent. You make a lot of money right away.
He gets that promotion.

Speaker 7 Next time, when you give him all your savings, they're just going to flip you off. Double birds, go get addicted to Qualudes.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 Tony killed Matthew Bevilaco is a great fucking episode.

Speaker 7 Whacked him.

Speaker 4 He gave him a Fanta right before. It's like, are you thirsty?

Speaker 4 I know you like it. I'm so sorry, T.
I'm so sorry. I don't even remember who Matthew Belvlaco was.
Robistics.

Speaker 3 Yeah. It's been so long.

Speaker 4 Those jokes don't even face it. Can't even ruin it.
All right. So, yeah,

Speaker 4 I don't know what it is. Every time I feel like I watch.

Speaker 3 Someone out there is pissing you right now.

Speaker 4 Yeah, that's fine. That's fine.
Someone on your part.

Speaker 4 Every time I watch the Cardinals game, it feels like Kyler Murray.

Speaker 4 It's either like a deep bomb or the offense doesn't work. Like it's run, run, run, you know, scramble, deep bomb.

Speaker 4 But there's no, it doesn't feel like anything happens in the middle, like the intermediate. Like,

Speaker 4 they don't beat teams like that. Maybe I could be totally wrong.
It could be a nerd to be like, actually, you're way off.

Speaker 4 But doesn't it feel like when you watch the Cardinals, they're not like going down the field in 10-15. They're home run hitters.
Yeah, right.

Speaker 4 When the home run's not there, they become bad at him done.

Speaker 4 Oh, you know what?

Speaker 7 Really, the entire issue is just DeAndre Hopkins only had 41 yards today. Yeah.

Speaker 4 So Who won that trade? Yeah.

Speaker 7 Bill O'Brien. Yeah, everything is coming up, Bill, today.
Yeah. All right.

Speaker 4 Speaking of which, Bill O'Brien, Vikings, Texans. Bill O'Brien has started threat level midnight in his office.
He has officially decided that he's getting more involved in play calling.

Speaker 4 Now, this is, for people who are long listeners of this show, we've gone through this many times, but a coach trying to save their job will oftentimes,

Speaker 4 if they're offensive or defensive coach,

Speaker 4 start

Speaker 4 calling the plays again to try to save their job, be like, you know what? I need to coach. I need to coach more.

Speaker 7 I need to do what I do best. Right.
Thereby implying strongly that the reason you're not winning is because of the coach who's already in charge of that, who becomes your scapegoat. Correct.

Speaker 7 Now there's promising young offensive coordinator, offensive mind. Bill O'Brien that he has appointed to be offensive coordinator.

Speaker 7 So in the event that he has to fire himself as GM, he elevates the offensive coordinator, which is also Bill O'Brien, to the full-time head coaching position.

Speaker 4 And the head coach goes to the GM. Yes.
So Bill O'Brien now has three jobs and it can just move on up. And what happens to the GM, Bill O'Brien? That's fired.

Speaker 7 So you fire the GM.

Speaker 4 The GM's fired because of the DeAndre Hopkins.

Speaker 7 You can be like, yeah, you can point to that after the season and be like, this was a mistake that the general manager made. Right.
The coach can only work with the ingredients that he has.

Speaker 4 Right. Now the coach is like, but you know what?

Speaker 4 I have such a great mind, I would like to go to the old Bill Parcels.

Speaker 7 Like, I want to go buy the groceries yeah so bill o'brien the head coach goes up to bill o'brien the general manager's seat after bill o'brien the general manager gets fired and then bill o'brien the offensive coordinator takes over head coaching duties right and then the offense has a jumpstart to it because if bill o'brien the offensive coordinator can work at all with this offense and this roster that has been decimated by the incompetence of general manager bill o' brien imagine what can happen if they have somebody who actually pays attention to the game right head coach Bill O'Brien, that can come in and put the pieces together and work with that roster.

Speaker 7 The future is bright for Bill O'Brien.

Speaker 4 He's got this all figured out.

Speaker 4 I'm actually thinking now if I could pick one story out of left field, crazy story to happen, it would be Bill O'Brien, head coach slash GM slash offensive coordinator, being like, hey, guys.

Speaker 4 I was actually a super early adopter of Bitcoin, and I have like $5 billion. I'm going to buy the Texans.

Speaker 4 Now he's the owner. Owner Bill O'Brien.
Eventually commissioner Bill O'Brien.

Speaker 4 So he takes over, or he didn't take over. He's going to have more to do with the play calling and the offensive scheme and the install.
Yeah.

Speaker 7 You know, it would actually make a lot of sense if Bill O'Brien was somehow independently, ridiculously wealthy right now. Yeah.
And he got fired. He was like, oh, okay, that's fine.

Speaker 7 I got like $6 billion.

Speaker 7 It would explain a lot about how he handles himself as a coach and as a general manager.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 7 He's just like, whatever. This is a cool job.

Speaker 7 I get to hang out on Sundays with NFL players.

Speaker 4 The best part about him switching or announcing that he's going to have more to do with the offense is

Speaker 4 in reading it, he's still not really calling the plays. So he's still giving himself that out.

Speaker 7 He's more involved.

Speaker 4 He's more involved.

Speaker 7 Yeah, he's kind of, he's helping them put together the concept of the gameplay. If that doesn't work, then he's going to have to become more hands-on.
Maybe he'll script the first 15 plays.

Speaker 4 He's basically treating his team, the offensive side of the ball, like

Speaker 4 a teenage son who's acting out at school, he's like, you know what? I got to be home for family dinner every night.

Speaker 4 Like, I got to be home for family dinner, and we're going to be here, and we're going to sit here, and

Speaker 4 I'm going to be more hands-on with the offense.

Speaker 7 Yeah, well, and then if you get too involved down that road, you can always flip it and be like, I think I'm putting in too much work and overthinking myself.

Speaker 7 I need to remember what's important and what keeps me grounded, and that's spending some time with my family as well. Having that work-life balance is actually healthy for you.

Speaker 7 Something that I didn't have when I was in New England, and I got it drilled into me. You spend every minute of your life at the facility.

Speaker 7 Maybe be good if I go golfing with my son occasionally during a bye week or

Speaker 7 go help the wife out and help her vacuum like one rug in the living room.

Speaker 4 But then mess it up. So she'd be like, you never get to.
I don't need your help. Yeah.
But that's Bill O'Brien. So the Texans stink.
I think they officially stink. I don't think it's schedule fucked.

Speaker 4 I think they're just bad. They're just a bad team.

Speaker 7 I am still having a hard time believing that the Texans are that bad.

Speaker 4 They just played an 0-3 Vikings team that was reeling at home, and they lost by eight points. And they needed...

Speaker 4 that game was closer. Like, the Vikings were up 15.
Like, they should have, the Vikings were in control of that game the entire time.

Speaker 7 I mean, you've been through this with the Texans in the past.

Speaker 7 I think I'm going through now with Deshaun Watson. He's really good, and then other times he's just running for his life a lot.
Right. And I want to believe that he is that next level of quarterback.

Speaker 7 So they can't be that bad if they have a great quarterback, right? Well, I'm learning very quickly that yes, you can.

Speaker 7 Bill O'Brien has figured, he's kind of a genius in a way because he's figured out how to make a top 10 quarterback play on a team that sucks and have you not win a single game.

Speaker 4 Right.

Speaker 7 And losing with a great quarterback is extremely tough to do in the NFL.

Speaker 4 And the worst news ever for the Texans and the Texans fans is they're 0-4 and they look like shit. And Will Fuller hasn't even gotten hurt yet.

Speaker 7 Like, it's going to get worse. It's a time bomb.

Speaker 4 It's going to get worse. Vikings, congrats to the Vikings.
That was actually, they showed some resolve.

Speaker 4 Mike Zimmer is too good of a coach for them to be so, so bad. I still don't think they're good.
And I also just wanted, I noted this when we were watching.

Speaker 4 I love when teams have players and their backup look alike. And I love that Dalvin Cook and Alexander Madison have both have dreads.

Speaker 4 So when they switch them in and out, it's just like the switch back on.

Speaker 4 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 7 It covers up the name plate on the back, too. Right.
So you can't ever be too sure.

Speaker 4 It's great. It's such a nice touch.

Speaker 4 My brain just can't figure out otherwise.

Speaker 7 I don't like it when it's wide receivers. Yeah.
When it's like wide receiver one, wide receiver two both have the same haircut, whatever that is. Yeah.
I don't like that.

Speaker 7 I need to have like a little bit of difference on that so I can tell exactly who's racking up the yards in any given situation.

Speaker 4 Yeah. But it's just, it's just a nice wrinkle.
So good job by

Speaker 4 the Vikings.

Speaker 7 There was a time.

Speaker 4 Justin Jefferson's awesome.

Speaker 7 There was a time when it was Edelman, Hogan, Danny Amendola.

Speaker 7 And Wes Welker was in the mix too for a little bit on the Patriots. And hearing announcers screw up who just cut a touchdown pass.
Yeah.

Speaker 7 You could set your watch to them making that mistake at least twice. Every time.

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Speaker 4 Okay.

Speaker 4 Bears Colts.

Speaker 4 This game.

Speaker 4 The Bears fucking sucks.

Speaker 3 I was trying to yawn queued up.

Speaker 7 Yeah, me too.

Speaker 4 The Bears fucking sucks.

Speaker 7 I would rather have Hank yawn directly into my mouth for three hours and watch this game again.

Speaker 4 12 punts. 12 punts.

Speaker 4 The Bears. I mean...

Speaker 7 Philip Rivers is still talking shit right now.

Speaker 4 That was awesome.

Speaker 7 He's on a plane flying back to Indianapolis, and he's just screaming out the window. Y'all sorry.
Y'all sorriest bunch of team I ever seen.

Speaker 4 Got the corner on you.

Speaker 4 I do think that CBS not doing fake crowd is terrible. Like, it does make it seem like it's just not exciting when there's no fake crowd.

Speaker 7 It was the experiment week where they're like, we're going to let the crowd breathe. We're going to just give you the all-natural.

Speaker 4 And it was such a bad game. And I will.

Speaker 4 So,

Speaker 4 followers at Skylight McGee had the best take that. I'm mad I didn't think of it.
The Bears were planning all week to play a noon local kickoff.

Speaker 7 It's true. Body clock.
He got pushed back.

Speaker 4 That's not their fault. No.
Like that game goes differently if the Bears played at noon.

Speaker 4 So instead the Coco got in the way and they had to switch it and become the game of the week. And let me tell you, that was the game of no week.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 If they added a week to the calendar, I still don't want that game in there.

Speaker 7 If you had signed Cam Newton this offseason, you wouldn't have even had to play.

Speaker 4 So that, yeah, that's true. But that also, I hate when people are like,

Speaker 4 Matthew Berry had a tweet that was like, just a reminder: 31 teams passed on Cam Newton.

Speaker 7 Well, so the Patriots. Yeah, like for what, seven months?

Speaker 4 No, I'm shocked that the Chiefs passed on Cam Newton. I'm shocked the Seahawks passed on Cam Newton.
I'm shocked the Packers. Like, you're really going to say 31 teams were looking for a starter?

Speaker 7 He really means like five teams. Yeah, they're five teams.

Speaker 4 Cam Newton wanted to be a starter, and

Speaker 4 Ryan Pace wanted Mitch Trubisky to start the season. So Cam Newton was probably like, I'm not going to that fucking franchise.
And he's smart for doing that.

Speaker 4 He's smart for not coming to the Bears because the Bears kill all fun when it comes to offensive football.

Speaker 7 This entire game was just, it was painfully boring to watch. Even Nick Full is like the passing game.

Speaker 7 In this case, you always say like the passing game is an extension of the running game when you have a quarterback that throws like a lot of screens, all that stuff.

Speaker 7 With the Bears, it's like the running game is an extension of their passing game.

Speaker 4 It was so bad.

Speaker 4 So I'm trying.

Speaker 4 I know everyone wants me to apologize for 3-1. Not going to do it.
I know everyone says the Bears are not good.

Speaker 4 If you've listened to the show and followed everything I said, have I not said that I don't think they're as good as their 3-0 record, but I'm not going to apologize. There's a difference.

Speaker 4 Not apologizing is basically saying, I'm going to enjoy the ride. The ride sucked today.
I'm still going to enjoy the fact that they're 3-1 because... Their season's not over because of one loss.

Speaker 4 But every bad thing that I thought about the Bears came to fruition when it comes to their defense is good, but not elite like it was two years ago.

Speaker 4 Their offensive line, they got a new offensive line coach that hasn't really fixed it. Like they, they, they suck at times.
Their running game sucks. The new tight ends, not so great.

Speaker 4 Quarterback still fucking sucks.

Speaker 4 Guess what? All this shit that I'm talking about, all this change, do you know who's the constant here? Matt Nagy. So I don't.

Speaker 4 I was just a point. Yeah, me.
And, but Matt Nagy.

Speaker 7 Do you accept responsibility?

Speaker 4 No, I'm not going to apologize.

Speaker 7 No, I'm not saying to apologize. I'm saying, do you accept responsibility for the

Speaker 4 better job today?

Speaker 4 I was negative very quickly. You guys saw me.
I got negative very quickly. But this, like, you hire an offensive guru, and I get it.

Speaker 4 Nick Foles has, you know, he's trying to get on the same page, these guys.

Speaker 4 But fuck, man, that was embarrassing. It was disgusting.
And I can't, for the life of me, understand. Like, if you, the Bears are just so predictable sometimes.
If you watched

Speaker 4 starting, I think at the end of the second quarter and then the entire third quarter, the Bears, when they were in shotgun, they passed. And when they undercentered, they ran.

Speaker 4 That third and one that basically ended the game where Cordero Patterson got stuffed, guess what? It was a run under center.

Speaker 7 That's like how I used to play Madden when I was nine.

Speaker 4 Right. Like, this is day one shit that Matt Nagy does that drives me fucking insane.
And everyone insane.

Speaker 4 It's like, how are you doing things that are so predictable where the Colts have just figured out that if Nick Foles is under center, they're going to run the ball.

Speaker 7 I have a question for you, big cat. Does Nick Foles like football? Does he enjoy being a quarterback? Is that like what he wants to be doing with his life?

Speaker 4 I think, I honestly, as crazy as it sounds, like, and everyone makes the joke, but I really do think you have to start Mitch Trubisky and then bring Nick Foles in after the first drive.

Speaker 7 Yeah. Well, I don't even know if that's that.

Speaker 4 He just gets excited for the moment.

Speaker 7 He just, he looks like he'd rather be anywhere but on a football field.

Speaker 4 Even when

Speaker 7 things go bad,

Speaker 7 he looks like his dad is pressuring him to play football when he'd rather be be off painting somewhere, you know, like a high school athlete that is just doing this because his mom is like, well, you need to have an after-school activity and keep yourself occupied or else you're going to get into trouble.

Speaker 7 Like, he does not look like he wants to be on a football field. And it's even.
No, but again, no one looks like they were having fun today.

Speaker 7 His face looks like the opposite of what someone's face looks like if they're having sex with Nick Foles.

Speaker 4 Yes. Does that make sense? Yes, it makes perfect sense.
I

Speaker 7 just.

Speaker 4 They stink. And they don't stink, but they do stink.
Like, they're three and so it's hard to do. I don't want to be the total downer when they're 3-1 to be like, cancel everything.

Speaker 7 But it's going to happen. Just a scoreboard.

Speaker 4 3-1. I'm not going to apologize.
Bucks Thursday night. Good thing the Bucs don't have a good defense.
Yikes.

Speaker 7 But the Bucs got gashed. Like, that defense got beat up a little bit today.

Speaker 4 Not as much. By a rookie.
Not as much. 31 points, but there was a pick six.
Like, that wasn't as much as.

Speaker 4 The defense. Just went through 290 yards.
That's not gashed.

Speaker 7 The defense today was not nearly as good as it has been.

Speaker 4 Agreed with that. I just, I think the Bucs run defense is very good, so that's going to be a problem.

Speaker 4 I just, I'm not going to apologize for three and one, but I know in my heart of hearts that the Bears fucking stink. Okay? Are you happy? Are you happy? I'm saying that.
I've thought that all along.

Speaker 7 I just wish that you guys were a little bit more entertaining when you stunk.

Speaker 4 Because Nick Foles dude,

Speaker 7 when Nick Foles stinks, he is the most Bears quarterback of all time.

Speaker 4 Why do you think Devin Hester is like the greatest Bear of all time in the last 20 years? Like our partner turner is, because he's the most exciting. That's the most exciting.

Speaker 4 The only excitement that the Bears can have as a franchise is their punt returner.

Speaker 4 And if their defense is so out of this world good that it actually becomes like more fun to be on defense and offense, that's when the Bears are like, that's the peak Bears is their defense is so fucking good that it makes like, honestly, like, let's just punt.

Speaker 4 Let's just punt and get and get back on defense. That's the only excitement they have.
That's their peak excitement.

Speaker 7 Yeah, when their best, when the most exciting player on the field is a guy that's really good at making the other team fumble after they catch a pass for like 30 yards.

Speaker 4 Yes, that's it. So I mean, this is.

Speaker 7 There's certain franchises that I will absolutely agree with you with, that no matter who is the quarterback, they're just going to become that environment.

Speaker 7 Like if Patrick Mahomes was a bear, he might not be Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 4 He would have gotten hit by a bus. Yeah.
Okay. He would have gotten hit by a bus walking across Michigan half, and that would have been it.
So

Speaker 4 just forget it. Like, there's no quarterback that you could be like, oh, if they got this, if they got that.
No, it just doesn't work that way.

Speaker 7 Mitch Trubisky, much better at handoffs than Nick Foles. Yeah.
Nick Foles is slow.

Speaker 7 He's got slow arms.

Speaker 4 Fucking sucks. Thursday night, though, I'll be pumped because if they go four and one, watch out.
They're probably the best team in the NFC. All right.

Speaker 4 Pills Raiders. 4-0 Bills.
4-0 Bills.

Speaker 4 Josh Allen, what can you say? He's fucking awesome. Even he got hurt.
Warrior. Yeah.
Got hurt on such a Josh Allen play. Made some awesome throws.

Speaker 7 Hit all the buttons on his way down.

Speaker 4 Hit all the buttons on his way down. Stevon Diggs is like the perfect guy for this offense.
The Bills need more credit for getting that to unlock Josh Allen.

Speaker 4 I actually think Josh Allen haters are kind of done.

Speaker 7 They've admitted that they're wrong. Yeah, they're like done.

Speaker 4 You know what?

Speaker 7 They actually haven't. They're like little locusts.
They're like those 17-year locusts. They're just waiting underground for one bad game.
Then they're all the way back.

Speaker 7 Then they're all the way above ground again.

Speaker 4 Even that, though, I saw a couple nerds today. One guy was like,

Speaker 4 I never thought you could teach accuracy in a quarterback, but Josh Allen has proven me wrong. There you go.
Good.

Speaker 7 Yeah.

Speaker 7 And also, like, some of the stuff that they can't teach you, he had one pass that Cole Beasley caught it in mid-air at like the three-yard line.

Speaker 7 And just the sheer velocity of Josh Allen's pass carried him two yards into the end zone after he grabbed onto it. Yeah.

Speaker 7 It was like when you see in a movie, like somebody flying away in a windstorm because they opened an umbrella. Right.
It was sick. Yeah, it was up.
Yeah, it was up. This is up.

Speaker 7 This is something that you don't get from every quarterback. Josh Josh Allen is so much fucking fun to watch.

Speaker 4 I don't understand how that wasn't a touchdown, John Brown, by the way.

Speaker 7 It was. That was a touchdown.

Speaker 4 That has to be touched down. What are we doing with replay if that's not a touchdown?

Speaker 7 He caught the ball. The ball was at least halfway already into the end zone, not just over the line.
I think the entire ball was at least over the line for that first step.

Speaker 4 So for anyone who's keeping it, we're keeping real track of Josh Allen's stats this year. So that's another touchdown that he gets because I think they ran the ball in after that.

Speaker 4 So that's another touchdown he gets. And reminder, he has not thrown a real valid interception.

Speaker 7 Right, because what happened on that one that it was counted him for?

Speaker 4 It was bullshit. It was totally stupid.

Speaker 7 It was dumb. It was just like a brain fart that he had.

Speaker 4 And then Derek Carr,

Speaker 4 his hands are small.

Speaker 7 Tiny hands.

Speaker 4 Fumble for days.

Speaker 7 I looked it up during the game. I was like, this guy has to have the smallest hands on the field right now.
It's like nine and a quarter inches.

Speaker 7 But his hands play smaller than that. I think we can all agree.

Speaker 4 He also had,

Speaker 4 he got the record today for all-time Raiders touchdowns by a quarterback, which is always so funny that we're in this era now where whatever quarterback you have is going to be your record holder.

Speaker 4 So he beat out Ken Stabler, 151 touchdowns.

Speaker 4 And the only other note I had on this game, I still don't think the Raiders are bad.

Speaker 4 The Bills are good. And Jonathan Abrams, he is now, I got my eye on Jonathan Abrams.
Every single game, he has a catastrophic injury that he pops right up from.

Speaker 4 Like that he's down, the cart's about to come out. He looks like he's dead, and then he's just like, yeah, I'm fine.
I've thought he's been out of like six games, and there's only been four.

Speaker 7 I'm trying to think why that might be for him. I don't know.
In particular.

Speaker 4 But remember, he ran into the...

Speaker 4 He ran into the Booger, whatever the Booger Mobile used to be. Yeah, the Trinity Night.
That's right, yeah. And you thought he was dead, and then he just popped up.

Speaker 7 Yeah, I only had one more note in that stuff. Fucking Rod Tidwell.
Nathan Peterman looked awesome on on the sidelines.

Speaker 7 They need to stop showing Nathan Peterman because when they show him, I think we're all thinking the same thing, which is

Speaker 7 why are we watching Derek Carr right now in his tiny little hands? Yes. We could watch Nathan Peterman throw some pick sixes.

Speaker 4 It is tempting. I have a verbal meme.

Speaker 7 Because the stadium looked awesome today. Did you notice that the stadium looked great?

Speaker 7 She looked wonderful. She always does.

Speaker 7 My verbal verbal meme is Allegiant Air is a folding table, and then some drunk 42-year-old Buffalonian in Bill's Mafia jumping off an RV is my penis.

Speaker 4 Ooh, nice, Nice. Okay.
Still getting a little worried about this. Smashing it.
Yeah.

Speaker 7 All right, last game. I was actually surprised Hank didn't make a challenger joke when Josh Allen's rocket arm broke down.

Speaker 4 Is he okay? Yeah, he's okay.

Speaker 4 I watched that. That was fucked up.
Crazy. Documentary.
Crazy.

Speaker 7 Yeah. Oh, Jason Witten still has a ring.

Speaker 4 Yeah, and he shaved his head. Yeah.
Which, Jason, like, I would like a formal apology for when you tried to tell us all that you had hair. That was, that was fucked up.

Speaker 4 We all knew, but you really tried to let us, like, like, no, this is my real hair.

Speaker 7 Yeah, you have to be upfront about it.

Speaker 4 Yeah, just tell me.

Speaker 7 So it's guy code. You get on TV if you're on a football show and you have a hair transplant and you have to make at least three jokes a night about your fake hair.

Speaker 4 Right. So I would like a, yeah, I'd like a retraction for all the times that you participate in.

Speaker 7 Just like your hair.

Speaker 7 Yeah. And then he took his hair away.

Speaker 4 Yeah. Well, he was going bald.
Yeah, but then he shit. That's what you got to do.
That's what you got to do. All right, last game, Giants Rams.

Speaker 4 The Giants have scored three touchdowns this year.

Speaker 7 You still on the Danny Dimes bandwagon?

Speaker 4 No, he got off it last week. I mean, he did actually play, like,

Speaker 4 he runs around and makes plays. He's got nothing with, he's got nothing to work with.
I don't know if they'll ever have anything to work with.

Speaker 4 He's one of those quarterbacks where it's like wrong time where he'll never get it all together.

Speaker 4 Because he still makes plays where you're like, there's something there. Like, he's throwing a nice ball.
He's running around. My beef, they've scored three touchdowns.

Speaker 7 My beef with Daniel Jones is: if you're going to stink, you have to at least be in that fight at the end of the game at midfield. Yeah.
You have to be ready to brawl.

Speaker 7 The move that he pulled, which was just like walking away from the fight, and that's you have to be Eli Manning to get to that point.

Speaker 4 Yeah, he is, he is, he has the demeanor of Eli Manning. That's for sure.

Speaker 7 I need you to throw a punch. Was it Hank you were saying like Daniel Jones and Jared Goff both just like immediately walked directly away from that fight? Yeah.

Speaker 4 I did not say that. He, uh, Jalen Ramsey and Golden Tate being the ones who were got in the fight, like, no, duh.

Speaker 7 They're the most beef-having

Speaker 7 combination of players in the NFL.

Speaker 4 Golden Tate.

Speaker 7 I feel like Golden Tate, he's just like a beef sprinkler. He just hates anyone that's around him.

Speaker 4 Yeah, he's got beef going everywhere. And same with Jalen Ramsey.
I also shout out Nick Gates for the Giants who tried to fight Aaron Donald. That was crazy.
What the fuck were you doing, dude?

Speaker 4 Also, Aaron Donald just started trying to poke his eyes like he was three Stooges. It was awesome.

Speaker 7 Yeah, I'll be honest with you. I didn't watch much of this game because I was asleep from watching the Bears game.
Yeah,

Speaker 7 it was the same game as the Bears game just on the West Coast.

Speaker 4 Yes.

Speaker 4 And then a fun stat that everyone should remember going forward. The Rams are now 28-0 when leading in halftime under Sean McVay.
Okay. That's pretty damn good.
I didn't know that. Yeah.

Speaker 4 So Sean McVay is pretty good coach. Yeah.
Pretty good coach. All right.
That's the full recap. Let's do, we have like 10 minutes with Deion.
Let's do that right now.

Speaker 4 Let's do a quick ad before we get to Deion. We'll do, like I said, 10 minutes with Dion coming up in a second.

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Speaker 7 And now, Deion Sanders.

Speaker 4 All right, we now welcome on our good friend Prime, Coach Prime, Deion Sanders. Talk a little football, talk a little Sunday.

Speaker 4 I wanted to start with, I love how we always have like your former teams because you had so many teams. But the Dallas Cowboys.

Speaker 4 Oh, my God. The

Speaker 4 Cleveland Browns running it down their throat, 307 yards. What do you do if you're a defense and you get like that's just you got manned up.

Speaker 14 How can you give up 40 to Cleveland with a straight face? So virtually

Speaker 14 it had nothing to do with Jason Garrett. It has nothing to do with Jerry Jones.
It has everything to do with all the people who are on the dern field.

Speaker 14 It's the type of players that's out there that's putting this pathetic effort up.

Speaker 14 And what I watched today, what the Cleveland Browns could run up in your living room and stand on your table and eat your food, you got a problem.

Speaker 4 Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 7 The tackling was like some of the worst that I've seen in the last couple of years.

Speaker 7 I think it's like a league-wide thing, but especially with the Dallas Cowboys, you were a big hitter famously in your day.

Speaker 4 Oh my gosh. What's going on?

Speaker 7 Like, do they just not, they don't know how to wrap up? They over pursue? Is it the

Speaker 4 physicality?

Speaker 14 It's a thought process. It's the attitude.
But

Speaker 14 who gives up two trick plays for touchdowns in one game?

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 14 Who does that?

Speaker 14 Nobody does that.

Speaker 4 So, so from a defensive standpoint, is there any fixing something like that? Or is it just like, this is kind of what we are? We're just a really bad defense.

Speaker 4 Or do you ever see a defense like that in the early parts of the season being like they can get better? They have some guys. They can get better at Scheme, whatever it may be.

Speaker 4 Maybe Mike Nolan's on the hot seat, the defensive coordinator. Like, is there a fix?

Speaker 14 If I didn't know Mike Loland, I could take an unsolicited shot at him, but I know him. I played for him in Baltimore.

Speaker 4 Thank God you did.

Speaker 14 I know his stuff works,

Speaker 14 but what I'm seeing right now, just imagine if Dak Prescott wasn't Dak Prescott that's playing out of his head, throwing for 450 and 400 yards and 500 yards every week.

Speaker 14 Could you imagine how bad it would be if he wasn't doing what he's doing? The defense, man,

Speaker 14 this is atrocious. I don't even have a word for what I see.
It's no want, it's no. passion, it's no desire, it's no playmakers, it's none of that.

Speaker 4 None of the word then.

Speaker 4 They stink. Yeah.

Speaker 4 They're ignorant. Dallas Cowboys defense is ignorant.
It's ignorant.

Speaker 7 I like it. I mean, yeah, how do you turn that around? Do they need, like, who's their leader on defense that's supposed to straighten this whole thing?

Speaker 4 That's a good question.

Speaker 14 It's a good question.

Speaker 14 It's not just about leaders. Leaders are one thing, but you need some dogs.

Speaker 14 This is what we should ask. Who are the dogs on the defense? Because usually when there's adversity, the dogs rise up and put a stop to the nonsense.
And what we're seeing right now is nonsense.

Speaker 7 Well, Andy Lee's coming back soon. Or sorry, Sean Lee's coming back soon.
Yes. And then for at least a quarter, he'll be the dog, and then he'll be out again.

Speaker 7 So they're going to get one good quarter of defense at some point this season. But yeah, it's just, it's like, it's embarrassing for the Cowboys.
Wow. And

Speaker 7 it's not just like the tackling, but they're also getting mossed out there. That's kind of a league-wide thing, though.

Speaker 7 Do they teach defensive backs how to jump anymore?

Speaker 14 No, the thing about most of these guys that are getting in that situation, they already beat. And when the ball comes, they hit the panic button.

Speaker 4 And it just makes it even worse.

Speaker 14 And you had the running was unbelievable today. It was crazy today.
Sorry, there's my son. He went on a visit, unofficial visit to FAU, and we're going back and forth right now.

Speaker 4 Breaking news. Yep.

Speaker 14 Yeah.

Speaker 14 So

Speaker 14 what

Speaker 14 Baker throw for, what, 100 and some yards?

Speaker 7 Yeah, it was like 160, I think.

Speaker 4 Yeah, it was.

Speaker 14 Yeah, he had an adequate day. Not a great day, but he had a good day.
He didn't need to throw for a thousand yards today because they ran for a thousand yards today.

Speaker 4 Yeah. Yeah.
All right. So

Speaker 4 the Bears think you actually wanted, you wanted to switch your pick. I actually, I'm going to do something else because in the beginning of the show, I talked about the Bears' problems.

Speaker 4 I'm going to give credit to the Colts. The Colts are good.
Like they have. I told you that.
Yeah. Their defense is good.
Their offensive line is great.

Speaker 4 Phil Rivers, when he has time, like he may, you know, he's not the same guys he was 10 years ago, but he's more than adequate to be good for that offense.

Speaker 4 Are people you think sleeping on the Colts overall in the AFC? Because the AFC is all the talk is the Ravens, the Chiefs, and the Patriots.

Speaker 14 Yeah, the Colts can win, but they're not on that elite level.

Speaker 14 They're like a homecoming team for the playoffs.

Speaker 14 That's what they are. They'll make it.
They may make it there, but it's just going to be a homecoming game in the playoffs. But what the Colts do, They're not going to beat themselves.

Speaker 14 And Philly Ribbs is not going to beat. He's not going to beat you.

Speaker 14 He's He's not going to lose the game, I mean. He's not going to do that.

Speaker 14 And defensively, what they did today, and I can recall the game they played last year with Nick Foles when he was the starter for Jacksonville.

Speaker 4 And

Speaker 14 it was horrible. And I was thinking about that all week.
And I should have taken him. I'm so mad at myself because I didn't have the guts to do it.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 7 Yeah.

Speaker 7 Nick Foles, you're a big fan of his. You think that he's just got like, he's got something? I didn't see much from him.
Well, I'll take that back.

Speaker 7 The two-minute drive at the end.

Speaker 7 He was a clinician. He was just dissecting them.

Speaker 14 Yeah, he does, but you got to understand when Nick is in the savior role, he's much better.

Speaker 14 But when he's that guy, and I don't know if they know how to really use him yet, when he comes in off the bench, it's a whole different feel for him.

Speaker 14 But I don't think they understand how to really utilize Nick Foles. And it wasn't just Nick today.
It was that whole darn team. They was just adequate.
They was very nonchalant today.

Speaker 14 It was not a good look today for the Bears.

Speaker 4 Yeah, no, it it was a very, very, it made me hate football. Watching that game made me hate football.
It was that bad.

Speaker 4 A theme that we have every week, are you ready to admit that Josh Allen is incredible? Because he got knocked out of the game, comes back in the game, making big plays with his feet, with his arm.

Speaker 4 He didn't actually have a lot of rushing today because of probably because he was hurt, but the Bills are 4-0 for the first time in like 25 years.

Speaker 4 Are you ready to admit that Josh Allen is on that level?

Speaker 14 Josh Allen is not top five, but Josh Allen is a bona fide baller. The Bills were my preseason pick

Speaker 14 in the AFC.

Speaker 14 Probably about the third or fourth ranked team in the AFC. I picked them to win the division, period.

Speaker 14 And Josh Allen, what he's doing right now, man, is simply unbelievable. The throw he made down by the goal line was, I was like, oh my God.

Speaker 14 I mean, the kid is balling. He's leading.
He's making plays.

Speaker 14 He's propelling that team to the next level. And defensively, they just got to turn it up a little bit more.
And that team could do some amazing things, man.

Speaker 14 They really can't because they could beat anybody.

Speaker 7 So you say he's not top five. He's probably top 10, I would imagine, but he's a bona fide baller.

Speaker 4 I would imagine

Speaker 7 you probably think you would agree Russell Wilson is probably playing the best out of just about any quarterback. So I'm going to read you some of his stats right now.

Speaker 14 No, that's a a guy in Kansas City that's pretty good.

Speaker 4 That's right. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 7 Patrick Mahomes. But Russell Wilson, here's some of his stats.
105 for 148. So he's passing at 70.9%.

Speaker 7 1,300 passing yards, 12 touchdowns, one interception, 83 rushing yards, 3 rushing TDs, 122.8 passer rating.

Speaker 14 What is that boy from Green Bay? He's got to be a rider.

Speaker 7 No, I'm sorry, actually, Deion,

Speaker 7 that was Josh Allen's stats this year that I just read you.

Speaker 14 Josh Allen, top five quarterback in the NFL no he's those are he's a top five guy he's a top five guy there's a guy from Green Bay that's pretty darn good I'm sure his stats around there Russell is unbelievable you do know that yeah that grown man from Kansas City is a freak um that was a Lamar sighting today we didn't see him last week but he really balled out today running and throwing the football he was back to himself it's some good we got some good quarterbacks we really do man yeah Herbert Herbert Herbert was okay today he made some heck of a throws today.

Speaker 14 Well, I think the young kids in our game is phenomenal.

Speaker 4 They're phenomenal. So let's, my last question was about that game because we're just not mentioning the fact that Tom Brady threw five touchdowns today.
And that's my guy. You know, that's my guy.

Speaker 4 You played when you were 38 years old. He's 43.
Are you just like, I mean, how hard was it when you were 38 to play with guys that were 18 years younger?

Speaker 14 It's different because my game was based on my legs.

Speaker 14 Tom Brady is based on his arm and his intellect, his thought process. And he's very astute at that.
He has a young man's mind when it comes to quarterback. And he is unbelievable.

Speaker 14 He is the epitome of a quarterback. And the thing I love the most about Tom today, Tom threw a darn pick six.
Did it bother him? Did it ruffle his feathers? Did it get him off his game?

Speaker 14 Not admit it, quit it, forget it. And he kept going.
That's what I love about Tom Brady.

Speaker 4 I like that saying.

Speaker 7 He's throwing a lot of pick sixes, though. Is that an area of concern? Because he's starting to enter the the match job territory.

Speaker 14 That's timing. That's timing with him and the receivers.
First of all, I guarantee you after this week, they take that route right out of there. That out is a pick six.
Yeah.

Speaker 14 Because he's throwing it late. There's no timing between him and he and the receiver.
They got to take that out of the playbook.

Speaker 4 Wait, so admit it, quit it, forget it. Yep.
All right. So I thought the Bears were going to win today.
Admit it, quit it, forget it. So quit thinking that the Bears are going to be.

Speaker 4 Yeah, no, it's over. I was wrong.

Speaker 4 Let's stop talking about it.

Speaker 14 See, I like that about you.

Speaker 4 You will admit when you're wrong. Oh, I was wrong.

Speaker 14 I really admire that. That's like a quality I really love about you.
Very wrong. I do.

Speaker 4 Very wrong.

Speaker 4 Even, yeah.

Speaker 7 Dean, I'm going to. What are some of your picks?

Speaker 4 Oh, very wrong. Very wrong.
Very wrong.

Speaker 7 If we look at the NFC Beast, the Beast is back, the division that you played in. Cowboys look like trash.
We've covered that. Eagles, who knows what's going to happen here on Sunday night football?

Speaker 7 They don't look any better.

Speaker 7 The Washington football team is still in first place at 1-3. And I'm not even going to talk about the Giants.
Who is coming out on top of that dumpster fire division? You still think that's it?

Speaker 4 The Cowboys?

Speaker 14 The Cowboys will.

Speaker 14 The Cowboys will. Really? One thing about Jerry Jones.
Jerry Jones is the best advocate and salesman for hope.

Speaker 14 Do you understand only the Cowboy fans, because of the great Jerry Jones, believes every year that they're going to win it all? If that is not a great salesman, I don't know what he is.

Speaker 7 Yeah, and they haven't won in, what, 27 years, 26 years?

Speaker 14 Since Moby Dick was a kid.

Speaker 4 Well, here's the thing. They have the Giants next week, so that should help them.
That's a W. Yep.
And then they have the Cardinals and the Washington football team and the Eagles.

Speaker 4 So you're not wrong.

Speaker 14 Do you want to say anything about the Cardinals? Did the Cardinals trick all of us?

Speaker 4 Yes. Let's just admit it.

Speaker 14 Yes. They tricked us.

Speaker 4 They tricked us, but I also am an idiot. Admit it, quit it, forget it.

Speaker 4 Teddy Bridgewater, all he does is fucking play good football. Like, he's not flashy.

Speaker 14 Teddy Bridgewater is Mr. Consistent.

Speaker 14 He's the kind of guy that you let him take your daughter out on a date because he says he's going to be there at 8, he's there at 7:55, and he's going to have her home at 10:30, and he's there at 10:15.

Speaker 14 Yeah, that's the kind of guy Teddy Bridgewater is.

Speaker 7 Have you seen what he's packing?

Speaker 4 Yeah, oh no, Dion doesn't like no, I don't.

Speaker 14 I'm not a packer, I'm not a Packer watcher.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I mean, you can't help but know. Dion's got a medium-sized dick, so he doesn't like

Speaker 7 Teddy's got like he's got a third army.

Speaker 4 What you just said, I had so many gifts, I had so many gifts in life, God had to cut back somewhere.

Speaker 4 You're a hard worker, though, right? Couldn't do it all. I love it.

Speaker 14 God had to cut back somewhere.

Speaker 4 Dion, I have one last, last question. I saw your fucking toe, man.
What is up with that? Did you see this picture of the Dione? I saw you. Dion posted a picture.
Is it like a shack toe?

Speaker 4 We'll clip this.

Speaker 4 It's like the, it's like Goodfellas. One dog's looking this way, one dog's looking the

Speaker 4 other way.

Speaker 4 And this one's saying, what do you want from me? Your toe.

Speaker 14 Steve Mariuchi say my toe was flipping everybody off. I don't know if that's true, but that's what he said.

Speaker 4 Is that your toe? Looks like your second toe looks like it's trying to get away, like it's trying to escape. It has

Speaker 14 three surgeries that need him another one. I can't even walk barefooted.
I mean, the thing is done.

Speaker 4 Is that what turf toe does to you?

Speaker 14 Yeah, no, they had to shorten it, then they had to get.

Speaker 14 It was a hook, it was a hook toe, so then you had to straighten it out, and then it's no nothing inside of it, so it just stays up, it won't even go down.

Speaker 7 Uh, verbal meme: Deion Sanders in the locker room standing next to Nick Foles and Teddy Bridgewater.

Speaker 4 Yes.

Speaker 4 You got to stop, man. Y'all are off the chain.
Oh, man. Y'all are off the chain.
All right.

Speaker 7 Deion, just real quick, tell me, am I an idiot for still thinking that the Houston Texans are the best 0-4 team maybe in the history of the NFL?

Speaker 14 You're a certified idiot. Matter of fact, you're the grand, you're the Mac Nikum Latti idiot.

Speaker 7 They got Deshaun.

Speaker 14 Yep. That's it.

Speaker 4 That's it. That's over.
That's it. It's over.
They stink. Over.
They stink.

Speaker 14 We all. picked the Vikings.
I picked the Vikings.

Speaker 4 They stink.

Speaker 4 They do stink.

Speaker 4 All right. Well, Dion, thank you as always.
Enjoy your Sunday night. And take care of that toe, man.
I don't know what the fuck you do with it. Like, soak it? Do you soak it every night?

Speaker 4 That thing is gross.

Speaker 4 It is bad.

Speaker 4 All right.

Speaker 4 See you, Dion. See you, Dion.

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Speaker 4 Football Guy of the Week nominees are Jake.

Speaker 9 Starting things off in the big time with Nebraska head coach Scott Frost, who said if Nebraska has to play a game in Uzbekistan, it will.

Speaker 4 I believe him.

Speaker 7 Yeah, also not much of a football guy move to know that Uzbekistan is a place.

Speaker 4 I feel like

Speaker 7 a real football guy would just say Russia.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 7 Guess what? A real football guy would say, we'll play against the USSR if we have to.

Speaker 4 I like that Scott Frost said this, but unfortunately for Scott Frost,

Speaker 4 you got to play in Columbus week one, and you'll probably lose by about 40.

Speaker 7 I also would have accepted Tim Buck too.

Speaker 4 Like, I don't care. Anytime I'm not going to be able to do it.
Bangkok. Yeah.

Speaker 4 These are

Speaker 7 places that football guys know. Yeah.

Speaker 9 I think this is going to be our first ever official nominee.

Speaker 10 Yeah.

Speaker 9 We have Mike Kelly, an official in the North Carolina Boston College game, who, while waving his arms during the UNC Boston College game, hit a coach in the nuts.

Speaker 4 It was awesome. Jimmy tapped him.
Did you watch it?

Speaker 7 No, I haven't seen it. I'm going to look it up right now.
I retweeted it.

Speaker 4 He was doing

Speaker 4 the softball spinning. He looking onto the field and just perfectly nutted this guy.
It was so sick. Yeah.
Look it up.

Speaker 4 Okay, next one.

Speaker 9 Yeah, moving on to Seahawks safety Jamal Adams, who wore his helmet at home while watching his team beat the Dolphins.

Speaker 4 Love it. Old PayPay.
That's the PayPay when he's sitting in the tub.

Speaker 7 Yeah, with his foot in the tub.

Speaker 4 Looking at an iPad. Yeah.

Speaker 10 Exactly.

Speaker 9 And then ending things, you hinted at earlier. Our friend Joe Burrow said the game ball for his first ever win in his professional career is going back in the team's ball bag.

Speaker 7 Love it. I like that.
Eventually, there will be so many game balls that you've won with. Those are also the ones that you're practicing with.

Speaker 7 That's when the cultures change.

Speaker 4 Expected to win. All right, Phillips Nerocco.
So use that hashtag trimit to win it for Phillips Nerocco, Football Guy of the Week.

Speaker 4 Okay, wrapping up, NBA Finals, J-Butt, the J-Butt game, 40-11, and 13. I'm happy that J-Butt got this game.
I still think

Speaker 4 the Lakers will probably win in five, but it was good that Jimmy Butler reminded everyone, like, it's not a fluke that they're here, and he's fucking awesome.

Speaker 7 LeBron, I don't think, has ever had a 40, 11, and 13 game in the history of the NBA Finals.

Speaker 4 Did you hear what LeBron said to Jay Butt in the first quarter? He said to him, you guys are in trouble. And

Speaker 4 after Jay Butt dropped 40, 11, and 13, he said in the fourth quarter to LeBron, you guys are in trouble. Ooh, this league

Speaker 9 with 10 seconds left.

Speaker 4 Oh, that's classic Braun Braun.

Speaker 4 Classic Braun Braun. Now we get what I'm looking for, though.
Lakers in five. Friday night, champion, NFL, college football.
Did it even happen?

Speaker 7 What did he say when he left the court?

Speaker 4 I believe he just walked off.

Speaker 4 I think he crap dribbled off. He's really hurting.

Speaker 4 He probably walked off and whispered to Brian Winhorse to start the trade rumors.

Speaker 7 He's got to pretty much.

Speaker 4 Start the free agent rumor.

Speaker 7 He's pretty much broken spirit.

Speaker 4 Hey, remember, I'm a free agent next year.

Speaker 4 Get that going. All right.

Speaker 7 Yeah, it's probably going going to be a gentleman sweep. I think we agree.

Speaker 4 That's fine, though. I'm happy the Heat had their moment.

Speaker 7 Who knows? Jake gave me this look, like, no chance bam and dragon. And we talked, we talked about this.

Speaker 4 Dragon. I feel like if they could have played, they would have.

Speaker 7 Yeah. He's got like a torn planner fashion.
I don't know what it is, torn planter muscle. Fashion.
Whatever that is. But these guys are role players.

Speaker 4 They know their role and they can come together and win. But here's the problem, Jake.
We're in a dangerous spot right now. The Heat have to decide, like, can we win this series? Okay.

Speaker 4 Because

Speaker 4 I'm in it. If we want to get to seven and we want to see a game seven and have the chance, like,

Speaker 4 I'll go to a game seven to see the potential of LeBron losing. But at this point, if the Heat win two games, it's going to be way worse because then people will be like, the Heat were really awesome.

Speaker 4 This is like a ring and a half for LeBron.

Speaker 7 This counts.

Speaker 4 I've already seen the people being like, this is actually the hardest ring to win.

Speaker 7 That's what they said in the Stanley Cup.

Speaker 7 Heat and seven. Doubt it.

Speaker 4 You play in a fucking AAU turn, right? Hank? That's a glorified name. Rising stars.
It's a nice summer camp.

Speaker 7 Nobody in the crowd to boom.

Speaker 4 Yeah. Right.
Exactly. No one to yell, hey, LeBron, what do you call him? You little bitch.
B-word. Yeah.
The Warriors. No, we should actually remind her to tweet that after one of the games.

Speaker 4 Pussy-ass bitch? Yeah, the

Speaker 4 and she's like, ma'am.

Speaker 4 The security guard turns around. We should be like, oh, my God, the people in the bubble fans.
In the bubble, it's getting tested.

Speaker 4 We tweeted that like three years in a row, and people are like, dude, that's so old. Yeah, we know.
We're fucking with you.

Speaker 4 All right, let's finish up. Who's back?

Speaker 4 Oh,

Speaker 4 it seems so long ago, but

Speaker 4 the Cubs think too.

Speaker 7 Oh, that's right. Yeah, that was last Friday.

Speaker 4 I knew, though, when we were sitting here, I was like, Cubs aren't going to score today. And guess what?

Speaker 7 They didn't score. I don't like the format of the baseball playoffs.

Speaker 4 I don't like it.

Speaker 7 I don't like it. I like to have series that get into little rhythms.

Speaker 4 You know, that's what I'm saying. Well, now we are.

Speaker 4 Now we are. But

Speaker 4 I kind of liked it.

Speaker 4 It's weird.

Speaker 4 It doesn't feel real, but I kind of liked it just because,

Speaker 4 like, I'm almost happy that the Cubs lost the way they did in the two-game series because now it's like, oh, they didn't even make it. Who cares? Like, they weren't.

Speaker 4 It exposes the frauds, and the Cubs are frauds, and, you know, it exposes the frauds and flushes them out.

Speaker 7 Are you going to apologize for your World Series title?

Speaker 4 No, that was real. Okay, that was real.
That one hangs forever. Hank.

Speaker 7 Oh, I forgot to mention this in the Washington football team segment that we did. They had the coolest hats by far of Crucial Catch.
The tie-dye, I immediately bought two. Yeah.

Speaker 4 They got me. Nice.

Speaker 4 Hank.

Speaker 3 Imagine if they had a mascot. How much more you'd buy?

Speaker 7 We don't need a mascot, Hank.

Speaker 3 Dumbass football team name.

Speaker 7 I like your cartoon

Speaker 7 tri-corner hat guy, your little Johnny Tremaine guy that has to inspire you guys to play football well. Sad that you guys even need that.

Speaker 3 My who's back of the week is Fleetwood Mac.

Speaker 3 The song Dreams entered the top 10 on the U.S. iTunes chart for the first time in like ever.

Speaker 4 This makes you feel so old.

Speaker 3 Because of a TikTok from the user 420 Dogface208.

Speaker 4 Who still hasn't been like no one has tried to cancel this guy?

Speaker 3 Not that I've seen. He posted a TikTok of himself listening to Dreams, riding on a longboard and drinking cranberry juice.

Speaker 4 And people were like, oh my God, this band, who is this new band?

Speaker 3 Vibes.

Speaker 4 Billy Ray Eilish.

Speaker 4 Exactly. Is that her name?

Speaker 7 Yeah, Billy Ray Eilish.

Speaker 3 Yes, pretty much. What's her name?

Speaker 4 Billie Eilish. What's the word? Billy Ray Cyrus.

Speaker 7 billy ray cyrus miley cyrus got it billy ray eilish yeah and but no it's the fucking one of the greatest bands of all time mileana grande

Speaker 3 what is her even got even got uh fleet i didn't know the guy in fleetwood mac was named fleetwood but he joined tick tock yeah

Speaker 4 he joined tick tock himself and recreated it the uh tick tock's going crazy yeah they're in the top 10 iTunes starts which is crazy that like a tick tock can lead to actual like dude fleetwood mac is one of the best bands of all time both on and off the court because they were real rock and roll.

Speaker 4 Like, they all fucked each other.

Speaker 4 They all fucked each other. They all were addicted to cocaine.
I learned that. They broke up.
They made up. They broke up.
It's the best.

Speaker 3 Dreams, she wrote this song about one of the band members after they broke up. Yeah.
And the other band member wrote... Go your own way about Stevie Nicks.

Speaker 4 So two bangers. They all break up.

Speaker 4 It all works out for the band.

Speaker 3 That's great.

Speaker 7 I swear to God, I saw three ladies on Saturday walking around these bars.

Speaker 7 They were carrying to-go things of cranberry juice with them, just sipping it as they walked down the sidewalk. I didn't put two and two together, I thought they all had urinary tract infections.

Speaker 7 They were just doing it because of the tick-tock of the dude that was sipping it on his longboard. Yeah, he's got great balance, too, by the way.

Speaker 4 Yes, he does. Everyone go listen to rumors for twenty.

Speaker 4 My favorite album of all time. I had to pick one album, very good start to finish.
Great driving. Silver Spring should have been on it.
I have a shirt that says that. Wow.
Yeah. That's dope.

Speaker 4 All right. That's my who's back.
Okay.

Speaker 7 My who's back of the week is Doc Rivers.

Speaker 4 Yeah. Doc Rivers is back.

Speaker 7 And actually, you know what? I'm going to switch it up. Instead of Doc Rivers, just Kyrie Irving is back in general because they were asking him about the Nets coaching position.

Speaker 7 That Steve Nash is the head.

Speaker 4 Come on the podcast, Kevin Durant. We thought

Speaker 7 Steve Nash

Speaker 7 was the head coach. But Kyrie Irving said, I don't really see us having a head coach.
KD could be a head coach. I could be a head coach on some days.
Jock Vaughn could be a head coach.

Speaker 7 He could do it one day. It's going to be a collaborative effort.
So the Nets are going to be hilarious to watch because

Speaker 7 they're basically doing like a we work.

Speaker 7 Like our entire basketball team is a we work. One person can show up.
We can all cross-pollinate depending on whose day it is. They're doing block scheduling for head coaches.

Speaker 4 I love it. I love it.
That's going to be so much fun to watch, by the way. We got

Speaker 4 American Ninja Warrior.

Speaker 7 Hell yeah.

Speaker 4 It's officially Sunday night, Monday morning.

Speaker 4 That's the sign that we've been, that we're the end of the week. Who's the guy on the left? Are we the beginning of the beginning of the week?

Speaker 7 of the week. Who's the guy on the left? The announcer on the left.

Speaker 4 Oh, he follows me on Twitter. He's tweeted me a few times.

Speaker 7 He looks like Alex Jones and John Taffer had a baby.

Speaker 4 He looks like Rob Wriggle's cousin. Yeah.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 7 He's the guy they bring out when Rob Wriggle is doing literally anything else.

Speaker 4 Yes.

Speaker 4 Matt Iserman. There we go.
Yeah, he's

Speaker 4 follows me.

Speaker 4 All right, my who's back is. Yeah, no, it's pretty cool.

Speaker 7 That's pretty

Speaker 7 awesome.

Speaker 4 My who's back is,

Speaker 4 my diet is officially back. I need everyone to help me, please.

Speaker 4 So I allotted myself.

Speaker 3 You also didn't have any of my cake.

Speaker 4 I told you my diet. So I allotted myself 10 pounds.

Speaker 4 I told myself I was going to gain. So disrespectful.
10 pounds through the course of the football season, and I did it in one month, October 1st. Okay.

Speaker 4 I actually gained 12 pounds. So sufficient.

Speaker 3 He was all in that first weekend at the gambling cable.

Speaker 4 Pretty much. So I got to be back.
I'm going to be. Don't.
If you see me eating a carb, slap it out of my hands. Okay.

Speaker 4 Salad's called the boy. Let's order in healthier as a group.
Yeah, there we go. Jake, I don't, though, I don't appreciate people who are like skinny and eat.
I'm not skinny. Yeah, you are.

Speaker 4 I'm like, you made me make a cake for you and then you're skinny, dude.

Speaker 4 Thank you. Yeah, no problem.

Speaker 7 But yeah. 10 pounds, you've gained back.

Speaker 4 It was 12.

Speaker 7 But maybe, maybe now you're just going to plateau. It was 14.

Speaker 4 Maybe it was 14. It was 14.

Speaker 4 It was 14, but it was a lot of water weight. We'll see tomorrow.
You know what?

Speaker 3 How many donuts did you eat on Saturday?

Speaker 4 I usually eat, so I get six.

Speaker 4 I usually eat three and a half

Speaker 4 and then

Speaker 4 throw away

Speaker 4 one, and then the rest of my house

Speaker 4 eats one and a half.

Speaker 7 The problem with Sundays is

Speaker 7 right now I'm 0 for 4 in waking up on Sunday morning telling myself I'm going to exercise before the games start. It's just tough.
You get carried away with that.

Speaker 4 Oh, yeah, no exercise is out the window.

Speaker 7 There are too many things that you have to do on Sunday. You cannot exercise on a Sunday.

Speaker 4 Can't ever. Yeah.
No, not Sunday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

Speaker 7 The gyms might be open. Yeah, your body has a finite amount of beats, like a battery.
Yeah, right. Your heart has only so many beats.
Yeah. So you're just getting healthier.
No.

Speaker 3 My gym just reopened, and I've kind of felt some shame about not going because all quarantine. I was like, well, the gym's closed.
Once it's open, I'll go.

Speaker 3 But then after two weeks, they instituted you have to wear a mask while you're working out policy. And I was like, that's too much.

Speaker 4 I can't.

Speaker 4 You're not a lib like that. No.
No. God,

Speaker 7 you should go to that gym in New Jersey because you're they keep breaking into and opening up.

Speaker 4 Yeah, you can't breathe in a mask. Right.
It's crazy. How can anyone live like that? Literally.

Speaker 4 All right. Jake.

Speaker 9 My who's back of the week is all college football teams in the state of Florida except UCF. So the bragging rights is up for grabs.
UCF just lost its whole staff.

Speaker 9 I think we could officially put that to that.

Speaker 4 Okay. Okay.
So

Speaker 4 you, Gators. Number three.
Looking nice. Gators are number three.
Yeah. Yeah, that's right.
They have

Speaker 9 at AM this Sunday this Saturday, then home against LSU next Saturday.

Speaker 4 AM's not going to be easy. No.
Although, after you play Albam, I feel like that's always easy.

Speaker 7 You got beat up a little bit.

Speaker 4 The lane train's looking good, by the way.

Speaker 4 Yeah, he looked awesome. The Egg Bowl is going to decide.

Speaker 7 Dude, Lane doing the piss during his press conference was awesome. He just flushed the toilet in the middle of answering a question.
I actually sent that to DK.

Speaker 7 DK was like, this makes me like him more. Yeah.
I was like, he's got that from you guys. No, he's got, yeah.
He started a long tradition

Speaker 7 of taking a piss on the field.

Speaker 4 Yeah, Lane Train is going. So, yeah, that's our show.
We will see everyone on Tuesday. Enjoy two Monday night football games.

Speaker 4 Anything else? I think that's it. Great Sunday.

Speaker 7 We got to pick a number. Love you guys.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 4 I'm going to pick. Shout out that one guy who pre-picked 31.
If that hits, I'm going to be fucking.

Speaker 7 I'm going to pick eight. Eight.
Show me an eight. Big cat.
Show me an eight.

Speaker 4 All right. Here we go.
17. 18.
Do you get an animal fact for us?

Speaker 3 I'm paralyzed. I'm not 17.

Speaker 4 Actually, I do. Okay.
Courtesy of Billy.

Speaker 9 School streams tomorrow, 1 p.m.

Speaker 4 73.

Speaker 9 Billy compared Tommy Smokes. He said he looks like a goose.

Speaker 4 So that's your animal factor.

Speaker 7 Tommy Smokes looks like a goose.

Speaker 4 73.

Speaker 7 Nay Ney Geese mate for life.

Speaker 4 Yeah, you go.

Speaker 9 18, 18.

Speaker 4 Two. Two.
Two.

Speaker 7 Happy October Beard. Two.
Love you guys.

Speaker 4 Two.

Speaker 4 Talking away

Speaker 4 I don't know what

Speaker 4 to say or the same

Speaker 4 way

Speaker 4 Today's a mother day to find you shining away

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