Coach O + Joe Burrow And We’re Still Drunk In New Orleans

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On today's part of my take, we're live from New Orleans. You nailed that intro.
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I'll be honest.

I might throw up during this podcast.

National Championship game was unreal.

We're going to recap it.

We got Coach O and Joe Burrow on the podcast, which is stupid just to even say that those two guys, as big as they are, they win a national title and not like 10 hours later they're sitting with us two fucking idiots felt like a dream literally felt yeah well we were pretty drunk when we did the interview uh we have all that coming up there's making a sandwich and then there's crafting a sandwich and when i want something perfectly crafted i go straight to boar's head for over a century boar's head has been dedicated to crafting premium deli favorites every ingredient is carefully chosen every recipe made with a purpose their oven gold turkey smoke master ham and ever roast chicken are made from premium whole cuts hand trimmed and perfectly seasoned last weekend i made the ultimate sandwich oven gold turkey cheese pickles and mustard simple but unbelievable so next time you're at the deli, don't settle, get the best.

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Today is Wednesday, January 15th.

Holy shit, we're hungover. This is actually remarkable, though, that it has taken about three and a half years for us to do a half-drunk, hungover episode like this.
It was so we're in New Orleans. If you've been living under a rock, we went, saw LSU, the dream season.

And to set the stage, everyone knows when we tape.

We're taping Thursday nights, Sunday nights.

So we don't get... What? Do we have ghosts again?

Oh, no. Turn that off, BFJ.

Got it.

We don't get to go out to sporting events.

All the big sporting events we have to record after.

Last night was a big sporting event that we didn't have to record.

And let's just say things got a little carried away.

Vibes were at all time high.

Last night was a movie.

It was a movie.

Last night was such a movie slash a mood.

Yeah.

So it was a movie.

We didn't get home until like 4 in the morning.

I slept in all my clothes.

Then we woke up four hours later and interviewed Coach Owen and Joee burrow so that's coming up uh it's incredible i want to put my hand up and say i apologize to joe burrow so we were there to interview coach o and uh we were in the lobby and i texted joe and i was like hey we're here in the lobby if you want to come say hi i met him outside i was like hey good to see you good to see you. Shot the shit for a second.
Do you want to go say what's up to Hank and Big Cat? And he was like, sure. He walked into the room, dapped you guys up, and then immediately just sat down in the chair and picked up the microphone.
I feel like I entrapped him into doing a podcast. No, he was ready.
Because he was just as drunk as we were, so it was so perfect. He slept through his Golic and Wingo interview or whatever that was supposed to be whoops uh sorry sorry trey america's stepdad but he came into the room and he just like sat down we started asking questions on the record so shout out to him for playing along yeah uh so the game should we talk about the game should we talk about the game let's discuss it was an incredible incredible environment environment.
Loud as hell.

And guess what?

I actually was nervous a few points during the game.

Now, Joe Burrow, you'll hear him say they were never nervous.

But I thought Clemson, that start of the game where they had them pinned

and it was a field position battle.

And then even in the second half when Clemson, LSU gets the ball,

they're up 11.

Everyone, like everyone, I don't know if you noticed you notice this pft because we were sitting in different spots but going into half i felt like the entire stadium was like okay this is going to be just a coronation in the second half because they were going to score and they're going to be up 18 when clemson scored and got the two-point conversion it got a little weird like they were kind of some weird vibes in the stadium people were like wait what's going on i also think that when you're in new orleans something happens where you like out drink yourself and you have those moments like it was a collective moment in the stadium where everyone was like fuck i'm drunk and wait it's a three-point game because you just kind of let it get away from you i think it's just you but yeah but doubting them was the – I mean, they are in the conversation for best college football team of all time. They beat five out of the top eight teams.
They destroyed everyone. They had the best resume of any college football team to ever exist.
They just won the national championship in the college football playoff, the semifinal, by like 60 combined points it was insane and and and joe burrow i looked up and i i don't know if you guys agree but it like it was a little bit of a choppy weird game at times i look up he's got over 400 yards passing and four four plus tds and it's like wait that what he it was okay yeah it was it was like a quiet 400 yards it was crazy touchdown performance that's how i agree is. So in the first quarter, when they were losing the field position battle, they were getting pinned deep on their first three drives in a row.
I was yelling. I was screaming at the field because I was like, you need to have a running back in the backfield.
At least pretend like you're going to run the ball. I was questioning the play calls.
They were motioning. Joe Brady, you were ready to hop in the booth.
Big time. I was questioning all the play calls.
They were motioning Edwards-Alaire out of the backfield a lot. And I was like, you need to be able to at least present the illusion that you're going to run the football.
That's why you're not able to advance the ball. And then my friend, Hard Factor Will, who was sitting next to me, who's actually played football at a high level and went to LSU, he told me he was like, actually watch what they're doing.
They're using him, bringing a safety up to guard him. Now they're going to exploit the side of the field that has gone safety-less.
And then the next drive, what do they do? Just Joe Burrow running dives to that side. And then, actually, this is funny.

I forgot about this until just now.

I saw Joe Brady when I was meeting Joe Burrow today.

And I was like, hey, man, I talked a lot of shit about your play calling.

I thought it was bad on the first couple drives. But I guess that's why you do this for a living.

And I just burp on myself.

He was like, why is this drunk guy talking to me right now?

Yeah, he was a big fan. Listen to the show.'t pay i don't actually take any of your advice ever uh but it was one of those moments you know i'm saying where it's like yeah sometimes you think that you know what you're talking about and at the end of the day usually you're just an idiot the whole thing is just insane though like the coach oh it's it's crazy it it is a storybook of the ending and of course he's going to be the coach forever now at LSU he's king of Louisiana to think about how big of a joke he was after Ole Miss and the failures there and everyone was like this guy's not a head coach and even I was like you know back in the day when i loved interim ed i was like he can't

be a head coach like i i love ed ogeron and i had my doubts and imagine what everyone else thinks there was so many people tweeting about like that one where uh the two reporters were like yeah lsu hired coach ed ogeron we laughed about it for about a half hour like this was in 2017 so for him to not get the job at usc go to lsu be the interim there get the job when a lot of people are like no this guy shouldn't have the job have a team that is now one of the best teams of all time 15 and 0 oh yeah and win a national title in new orleans in louisiana in his home state and he loves coach oh loves lou loves Louisiana more than anyone loves anything. Like, you can feel it.
You can see it in his eyes. You can hear it in his voice.
And the whole thing, there was a few times last night I was like, I can't believe this happened. It's why you root for sports.
It's why you watch sports, to have these moments that pay off everything if you're an LSU fan. And we're Coach O fans.
We're Joe Bur burrow fans like we're you know i'm not gonna do stolen valor we're you know we were sitting next to i'll do it three generations of uh LSU fans when we were pre-gaming like those guys live and live and die with LSU football right we were just kind of along for the ride and it was incredible to watch yeah it was And it is, even if you're not a fan, if you have no dog in the fight at all, watching Coach O win the national championship is something that you have to appreciate. Incredible.
You have to cry. When Coach O cries, you cry.
Yes. Those are the rules.
That's guy code. I do wish that they had the president of the NCAA present the trophy just so everyone could boo him.
Those are always a good part of championships.

When Bettman comes out or Goodell comes out, everyone's just booing the shit out of him.

That was the only thing that I missed.

The trophy presentation was fun, though.

We stayed in there for it.

The only problem with this trophy presentation, according to Hank, is it was not enough like Patriots trophy presentations.

No, NHL.

They do it in the NHL, too.

It's hilarious.

Other things from the game. Yeah, so first quarter, Dabo punched the ball twice inside the 40s.
He was David Shaw. He was Bill O'Brien big time.
He punched the ball twice on their first two drives inside the 40-yard line. Then he kicks a field goal that was longer than one of the punts.
But it was in the second quarter, so he had the wind at his back. Yeah, he needed that.
Going the other way in the dome. There also, I guess, was a suspect offensive pass interference call.
I was too drunk to know whether it was right or wrong, but I saw people complaining about it. So this is me commenting on it.
For Clemson, that was bullshit. Yeah, I know.
I don't remember. There was also a targeting penalty.
I just remember being like, yes. They ejected the guy with the neck roll for targeting.
The environment inside the Superdome was such a football environment that even LSU fans were booing that ejection. They were like, no, let the boy stay in and let him play.
Let that boy put his hat on a hat. The Superdome is, that's a wild place just in general.

It's also, I don't know if this is what happens every single game in the Superdome.

There was just standing water all over the place.

Like the corridors, I watch people just slip and fall every single two minutes.

I took a shit in the Superdome bathroom, which was, thank you for my service.

That was a ballsy decision on my part.

Raw dogged it.

Was too drunk to even be like, who cares?

Sometimes it happens.

Yeah.

And it was a jambalaya.

The jambalaya in the Superdome is amazing.

And I hadn't eaten all day and I was like, we had like way too many beers. I was like the emergency jambalaya didn't go so well.

You broke, you smashed the glass in case of emergency and ordered jambalaya in a football stadium but it is actually good like their jambalaya there is pretty good i also took a shit in the superdome last night uh but that was more of a thing where i went to the bathroom and i was like well actually this is going to turn into a longer visit than i had planned uh it was not premeditated shit. It was a great time.
The whole thing was a scene. The people of Louisiana are like the nicest people in the world.
I went down on Monday morning to eat breakfast at the bar downstairs in our hotel. I was sitting there.
The guy sitting next to me was probably about 55, 60 years old. In the 25 minutes I was there, he had four beers and talked my ear off.
And I was cool with like, he was, it wasn't an annoying talk of your ear off. He was just fun to be around, like talking about the game, talking about strategy.
930 in the morning, he's four beers deep. We're just chopping up football.
What was funny was yesterday before the game, before we went out to the tailgate, we had a little drink upstairs on the roof of our hotel.

And like you alluded to, there were three generations of LSU fans.

What just occurred to me was that the oldest guy was probably,

he was anywhere between 60 and 90.

I can't be sure what his age was.

And he had his son there, and then his son had his son there.

And the middle child,

the father,

the father slash son,

was apologizing.

You're lost again.

Was apologizing for the grandfather's behavior

because he was drunk.

Well, he was high-fiving us.

And then the son was apologizing for his dad's behavior.

It was a human centipede of being sorry and drunk in Louisiana. It was great.
I didn't mind any of it. Oh, we sat next to this three generations of LSU fans for probably about a half hour while we were pre-gaming.
And I think the grandfather had 20 different high fives with each of us. Just every two minutes, we'd be like, high five, high five, go Tigers.
kind of felt good also a sidebar uh you weren't sitting with i did get slapped in my face last oh yeah so let's talk about after the game so accomplished yeah after the game i got domed it was an insane scene it's crazy to be in a city where everyone i mean this is a pretty much it's only new orleans and vegas where you're in a city and every single person is blackout drunk with you like the whole Bourbon Street was an absolute scene everyone was just so so happy greatest vibes ever greatest time we had a good crew we had Russillo, Chris Long Anthony Rizzo showed up like we had a good crew that we were rocking around with. I would like to apologize because playing back last night, I got addicted to dabbing.
I fell back on my old ways. You were dabbing a lot.
I think I dabbed like 400 times at the bar. You were dabbing a lot.
At one point, at the first bar that we went to, this is all coming back to me, I started the Limbo Line. I think it was Roan, right? Yeah.
Or Tommy. Yeah, we have Roan and Caleb with us.
Yeah, so we started the Limbo Line, I think with Roan, right? Yeah.

Or Tommy.

Yeah, we have Roan and Caleb with us. Yeah, so we started the Limbo Line, which is always a hit if you're at a wedding or anywhere.

Just get a Limbo Line, go with your belt.

People will love you, think that you're really fun.

So we started that, and there was a line of four people going underneath it.

I look over to the other end of the bar, and Big Cat is just solo dabbing.

Just dabbing my face off.

Dabbing his face off by himself.

So, it was... Underneath it, I look over to the other end of the bar and be good.
It's just solo dabbing.

Just dabbing my face off. Dabbing his face off by himself.

It was so fun last night.

I'd like to apologize to Steve Levy.

Yeah.

So I've met Steve Levy twice now, back-to-back nights.

And the first night I met him, I was blackout drunk.

And I remember while I was talking to him, I was slurring my words.

And I was like, Steve, I apologize for being blackout drunk when I meet you the first time, sir.

And then I saw him again last night.

And I was like,

Thank you. out drunk and i remember while i was talking to him i was slurring my words and i was like steve i apologize for being blackout drunk when i meet you the first time sir and then i saw him again last night and i was like sir i'd like to apologize for my behavior last night sir it was a scene even sunday night we didn't even because we we did the show before we went out we saw charlie whitehurst at the casino we were i mean the whole thing was a ridiculous weekend that's actually that that was one of the more surreal times in my life.
So we're at the blackjack table. You're winning.
You're winning. You won a lot of money.
Well, our friend, my friend Rich asked Big Cat for money. Yeah, was kept on doing the, he was like, you won't, you won't put more in.
You won't put more. So then I just had bets that I just didn't, like I was betting all, everything on every hand.
Right. And winning.
So I turn around at one point in the night and I see a dude rocking a swaggy, flat,

bitch. I was betting everything on every hand.
Right. And winning.
So I turn around at one point in the night, and I see a dude rocking a swaggy, flat-billed, cowboy-style hat, and I was like, that is a sweet Charlie Whitehurst hat in my internal monologue. And then he turned around, and it was Charlie Whitehurst.
Charlie Whitehurst. I was talking to Charlie Whitehurst, and then his brother introduced himself.

He's like, I'm Jesse Whitehurst.

I was supposed to be like, oh, okay, dude.

That's cool.

Can I introduce an actual sports statistic right now?

Yeah, please.

Joe Burrow.

That's a new segment, actual sports statistics.

Yeah.

Joe Burrow was 402 for 527 on the year, 76%, 5,671 passing yards, 60 touchdowns,

six interceptions, four rushing touchdowns.

Damn.

That is probably.

Don't fuck them up, Cincinnati.

That is probably the best college football season of all time.

And I think it's time to have the conversation whether or not Urban Meyer, if it's a stain on his legacy that he did not start joe burrow is he a bad talent evaluator yes we should as a nation need to have that conversation it's true another fun fact do your pod uh tom brady when he broke the record for touchdowns in the season the touchdown fuck there's a ghost right now. Keep going.
There was a, he threw a touchdown

to Rainier. when he broke the record for touchdowns in the season.
The touchdown, fuck, there's a ghost right now. Keep going.
He threw a touchdown to Randy Moss in the pass last night to give Joe Burrow the college record was to Randy Moss' son. Oh, that is a fun fact.
Joe Burrow just destroyed the all-time passing yards record. When you see who's second place, he beat it by like by like a thousand yards i also liked obj just like treating it like he won a ring like a super bowl ring that was awesome just handing out money i think it's fine if it's guys who were i don't know if he checked the roster and was like all right these guys are going pro but i know they said it was fake after he did they covered lsu did.
They covered their bases. That's what I'm saying.

I might start doing that, like printing my own money with my face on it and just handing it out to Wisconsin guys.

Someone gave me a $2 bill last night.

Dude, Clemson fans just walk around with $2 bills.

They just kept on handing me $2 bills.

I tipped the blackjack dealer a lot of $2 bills,

and I'm sorry if it was fake.

I swear to God, is it a Clemson thing?

I don't know what it is. We're handing out $2 bills that's the highest nomination they have in south carolina it's real i i started talking shit about south carolina on the interview with stanford steve and i think i'm going to lean into it and just be an anti-south carolina guy but yeah it's fucking weird to just roll around with two dollar bills also everybody that was wearing clemson orange yesterday they were all wearing just golf shirts tucked in theirakis.
Yeah, that's a look. It was kind of strange.
That's a look. It's like, let your hair down.
Party a little bit. We had a crying kid in front of us.
That sucked. I felt bad for him.
The Clemson kid, he had like 75 autographs on his shirt. Oh, yeah.
No, he had a little kid. He had like a million autographs on his shirt.
His dad was also wearing a hat with a million autographs on it autograph yeah it was also the most random thing ever with two minutes left oh my god holy shit two rows you remember this yeah two rows in front of us maybe like five seats to the right i just hear a big cat you've been sitting here the whole time and i look it's fucking bill burr he was sitting like 10 feet from us the entire game with his parents shout out Bill Burr too he he went to a Pelicans game he completed all NBA stadiums so that's pretty king Bill Burr loves just sports I love that about him he's just like yeah I'm just here for the national title game like what the fuck who cares but he was right next to us the whole game we didn't figure it out till the fourth quarter I had Joey Chestnut and Darius Leonard sitting right next to me. And Darius, we had just interviewed earlier in the day.
And when he sat down, I talked some shit to him. And at first, I don't think he remembered me from earlier in the day.
And then after I talked, you'll have to listen to the interview, but after I talked the specific shit that I did, he was like, oh, okay. Yeah, I i got you it's so weird because i think it's such a big corporate thing where all these uh celebrities and athletes can't they're not sitting in suites like cam jordan was right next to us too it's it's wild to see it's like a crazy scene the whole night was just i might i might have to throw up you have to throw up is there a trash can in this all right I'll do an ad, and then we'll do who's back.
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Clemson, I think that we should revoke the nickname Tigers from them. Yes.
They're no longer the Tigers. They got out-tigered.
I think that... I'm going to peek at the trash can in a second.
We should call them the Eldricks. Oh, I like that.
The Clemson Eldricks right now. LSU is the official Tigers.
I like that. All right.
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Can we say who it is? They're a Hall of Famer. They are a Hall of Famer, yeah.
And one future Hall of Famer slash coach probably, Jeff Fisher. Two wins away from being top ten all time.
But I was working on it on Monday, but kind of put it off I was like oh Ready to go I was like You know we get into Houston at like 8 o'clock I was like I'll just bang it out all night And now I'm on like zero sleep And all I want to do is just go to Houston and sleep So I'm on the hot seat You're on the hot seat For just disrespecting And and not appreciating all things that are holy with jumpsuit january that's fine yeah um i've been through this enough i wasn't gonna lose my phone last night i just wasn't gonna have it happen that's why i just the sweatpants situation when i'm drunk like i would have lost everything it's just like we did a periscope last night and and I deleted it. I don't know.
You and I did a walking periscope because I woke up and everyone was like, where'd the periscope go? I'm like, what? What periscope? Yeah, so, Hank, we're getting up at, what, like 7 o'clock tomorrow? Yep. You got this.
To do the tryout? I'm realistically probably not even gonna... I might not even sleep again.
Hell yes. Let's go.
We'll sleep. You are a beast.
We'll sleep when you're dead. We'll sleep.
No sleep till Brooklyn. But you don't live in Brooklyn anymore.
What's your cool throne? I don't have one. Okay.
Okay. Cool.
Cool throne is this segment. Good shit.
Cool throne is a video out of PFT. Training for the XFL.
Go watch it. There you go.
My hot seat is me because Ocho Senko is trying out for my position, I guess. I found out earlier today that Chad Ocho Senko is also trying out to be a kicker in the XFL.
I guess great minds think alike. But I saw some of his videos.
He hit a 60-yarder. It's very impressive, Chad.
But, I mean, 60-yarder, no pads, outdoors. There was probably some wind at your back.
I'm not scared of you, Chad. I'm coming for you, Chad.
I'm a better kicker than you. I'm more accurate.
They call me Mr. 35 Yards.
That's what they call me because I go 99% from 35 yards. So I don't care if I can't kick a 60-yarder, but I can hit a 35-yarder twice.
All right? Yes. My other hot seat is...
Actually, I don't have another hot seat. My cool throne is Coach Hare.
No, your hot seat was Vince Vaughn. Oh, yeah, that's right.
No, no, you're wrong. My cool throne was going to be defending Vince Vaughn online against an army of attackers.
Yes. So Vince Vaughn was pictured talking to Donald Trump last night in, I guess, the only suite that exists in the Superdome.
They were hanging out. He was making jokes.
Trump liked him. Like, two people went after Vince Vaughn.
And then two million people went after the two people that went after Vince Vaughn and he was only so he was trending because people were tweeting Vince Vaughn is trending because he's being friends with the president but he actually wasn't he was trending because people were tweeting Vince Vaughn is being attacked because he's tweeting the reaction from the president. Yes.
And then what?

That statement's given me a headache.

It's just an overreaction. But you know what I'm saying, though, right?

Yeah.

Yeah.

They're like, can't believe people are complaining about this.

Like, there's two people complaining about it.

And then there's 7 billion people complaining about the complainers.

I mean, I'll be honest.

That's kind of what we do about Doug Gottlieb and Danny Cannell.

No, Doug Gottlieb doesn't get interaction.

That's true.

So he doesn't even have the two tweets. He tweets into the the void he tweets and might as well throw his phone into outer space Cannell is just a professional provocateur he's a professional turtleneck he is he gets the people going my other cool throne is coach hair so coach hair is on the cool throne I don't know if you guys have noticed this, but during football games,

whatever camera angles and camera filters or whatever they use

to focus on coaches on the sidelines,

they can take a coach that is probably not losing their hair

and make it look like that coach is balding.

Every coach looks balding on college football broadcasts.

Coach O, his hair overpowered that. He was the only person that I've ever seen not look like they're going bald using that camera angle.
He's a great-looking man. Also, cool thrown is giant state troopers escorting coaches out to midfield to shake hands.
Also, cool thrown is SeatGeek for hooking us up last night and used promo code TAKE for $10 off SeatGeek purchase. I should say that SeatGeek hooked it up big time for us.
They're the best. Yesterday.
If you buy your tickets from anywhere else, I don't want to fucking know you. Yeah, just delete my number.
Yeah. If I see you using the other guys.
It's on site. I mean, to quote Derek Rose, kill yourself.
But that's just slang from Chicago. That's just derrick rose that wasn't me i was derrick rose that's quoting him all right my hot seat is oh nope uh nick saban you see nick saban got roasted oh no he's got nick saban got roasted they were like right in front of us too saban and why did saban do that why did he do the telecast i think he did it just so that he could talk shit to members of the media just to get closer to the TV personalities that don't like him.
It's like he's as motivation. I don't I mean to have your rival win and you're doing the I don't know.
I don't think I would do it as soon as LSU is there. I think I'd be like, you know what? I'm going to sit this one out.
Let Jimbo do it because Jimbo does it every single year. But it was

a weird move. So Saban

became a meme, I think, for a minute. I don't know.

We weren't really following on Twitter.

And then my cool throne is...

Imagine explaining to Nick Saban

what a meme is and how he is one right now.

Oh, he has no idea what's going

on. He could get roasted forever.
He would log off

from that conversation immediately.

My cool throne is Magic Johnson.

He's back. So he sent out

a very great personal

Thank you. He could get roasted forever.
You would log off from that conversation immediately. My cool throne is Magic Johnson.
He's back. So he sent out a very great personal anecdote.
Hot seat AIDS. Hot seat AIDS and Donald Sterling.
Cool throne, Magic Johnson. Great personal anecdote after the game.
He said, I want to personally congratulate Coach Ogeron for winning the national championship. I met him when he was coach at USC.
Okay was pretty nice good so really touching really put a personal like at first i was like why is magic talking about college football and then i met him at usc and it's like oh now it all makes sense i get why you're tweeting this i love that the end of a magic johnson anecdote is the beginning of a normal person's anecdote yes he's like i met him at usc is the that's that's the final part of his story that he's telling i did see a shitload of uh people tweeting their encounters with ed ogeron last night and every single one of them was just like ed ogeron is god yeah i love him yeah i'm in love with coach he really should be like a picture in every single house in the state of louisiana'm a little bit worried because my brain has been broken by the internet. I'm a little bit afraid that the tide will eventually turn on Coach O.
Stop. Stop.
Let's enjoy the moment. I'm trying to.
I love him. Enjoy the moment.
I'm getting pre-mad at people that aren't even mad yet. No, don't.
Do not. Do not.
He won a title less than 24 hours ago. Okay.
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You're an energy vampire. Yes.
We don't need energy vampires here. All right.
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We're going to do Joe Burrow, and then we're going to do Coach O. We were very drunk for both these interviews, but I think they were funny.
All right. We're in New Orleans in the Marriott.
We have the Heisman Trophy winner, the national champion winner, Joe Burrow, Big Dick Joe. That hat was awesome, by the way.
You said you just woke up 10 minutes ago. We're in the same clothes that we wore last night.
He slept through the Golik and Wingo interview or whatever it was. Whoops.
Kind of on purpose. Because they were banging on my door at 8.30 in the morning.
So I didn't really want to get up. It is funny that they make you do interviews now.
Like you have no obligations. Like I would be on camera and I would look like crap because I would have literally zero sleep.
Yeah. And I would be going on camera with these people.
Right. And look like a fool.
Well, now you're with us and we're just... At least this is...
We're the exact same as you. The podcast.
Right. I mean, we're the exact same.
Trust me, we are drunker than you are. I can't see my beady little eyes right now.
So, dude, you won the national title. Yes.
Yes, we did. That was crazy.
Pretty cool. Were you ever at any point in the game worried?

Because you guys did go down.

Yeah, honestly, never.

Not even, no rah-rah speech? No rah-rah speech.

Like, when we were down 17-7, we didn't even say anything on the sideline.

Really?

We knew what we had to do.

I mean, that seems like you probably should, like, talk about the plays.

I mean, we really didn't say anything to each other. We just went out there and started playing football.
We knew what we had to do. It was like the second or third play of the game where you rolled out.
First play of the game. First play of the game, you're flushed out of the pocket, and you rolled out to your right, hit a receiver downfield.
They called it back. At that point, I was so mad because it was an awesome play.
Yes, it was. I don't care if there's a penalty on it.
The play was so awesome that they should have let it stand. Yeah.
Let us remember that play. That was a tough one.
First play of the game, and it minus three instead of plus 45. Yeah.
So that was a tough one. Well, you also have, like, a thing going right now, and I'm sure you've'm sure you've recognized it maybe you haven't but like you just can do whatever you want and it ends up being a good play yeah like that thing that you did against oklahoma when you were just running and you just threw the ball like just up you probably won't be able to do that in the nfl as much but right now you might as well just milk it for all it's worth like i can just throw it up we'll my guys get it.
We'll be talking in meetings about protections and getting the blitzes picked up,

and I'm really good at that.

But I also say if I don't get it picked up, they still have to tackle me back there.

Yes.

And they can't do that.

Yes.

Hell yes.

Was there a rah-rah speech that Coach O gave at halftime?

No, not really.

I mean, we just went

and sat in there, went about our business,

drank our water,

said, these guys can't mess with us, and went

back out and played football. These guys can't mess with us.

I actually was more nervous for

you guys at the second half

when the second half starts

and I was like, if they score, if LSU

scores seven here, game over,

but Clemson scores, so it's a three-point game they get the two-point conversion no nerves then no like hey they just if they mess with us if they on the same field they just can't touch us I mean yeah we I mean we're playing this we were playing with so much confidence right there I really don't think anybody ever could have could have stopped us I mean we were just rolling. I mean, I could just throw the ball with my eyes closed and my receivers were going to go catch it.
That's how we felt. I mean, we were just playing with so much confidence.
You guys are the definition of a goddamn machine. LSU's offense has been Maybe best team of all time.
LSU's offense has been a machine this entire year, just steamrolling everybody. So it makes sense that you would be confident, even after a slow start the first couple drives, that you're able to put together if you just do what you did all year leading up to this point um so right now

what i'm so fucked up i think we all are no i was just talking i don't think it wasn't a question i was just I was speaking

I got lost in it

oh here's a good question

if you guys It wasn't a question. I was just speaking.
I got lost in it. Oh, here's a good question.
If everyone could see all of our faces right now, they would be... We're so swollen.
We look like a bunch of whales that have just been snorting salt all night. It died inside of your question.
Everyone's eyes are so beady. Here's a good question.
Could LSU beat the Bengals? There it is. We should talk about it.
Oh, no comment. When do we get our check? What do we say? What do we decide? 10%, right? 10%.
Oh, you guys upped it to... Oh, is it less? Oh, no.
You guys upped it by 10,000-fold, huh? We're not math, guys. Wait, so how long do you have to start doing combine shit?

I'm going to probably celebrate for about a week.

Nice.

And then go home and celebrate a little more.

Nice.

And then go to California and start throwing the football around.

Perfect.

Yeah.

Eat a lot of ice cream.

Because it's not like I really have to do a lot of things at the combine.

Just get yourself ready.

Oh, don't bench press.

No.

No.

I don't know. Yeah.
Eat a lot of ice cream. Because it's not like I really have to do a lot of things at the combine.

Just get yourself ready.

Oh, don't bench press.

No.

No.

Well, like Brady Quinn went in.

Brady Quinn, 24.

He benched and he got drafted pretty high. Coming out of high school, I honestly said going into the combine I was going to break that.

You should.

Don't do it, Joe.

I don't know the last time I benched.

Well, yeah, don't do it. You're going to hurt yourself if you do it, Joe.
But I don't know the last time I benched, so.

Well, yeah, don't do it.

You're going to hurt yourself if you do it.

You.

So wait.

That was such a gross burp.

Walk me through what happened last night after the game's over, and then you have to do and shit? What has your last 12 hours been like? Well, first of all, there was about 45 minutes of sleep. We got in at like 7.30 last night.
I don't know where we went. Don't ask me where we went.
Did you went out to bars? We went somewhere.

Did you not just get mobbed?

I don't know.

To be honest.

Did you have a police escort into a bar?

I think we had a little section.

Oh, man.

That's awesome.

But we went out with all the former players.

So that was a lot of fun.

Did Odell give you money?

Yeah.

He's on camera.

I'm not a student athlete anymore, so I I can say yeah. Yeah, that's sick.

How much money? Was he just handing out cash?

I was thinking that it would have been awesome

if Odell just printed fake cash

and started handing out. With his face on it?

Yeah, yeah.

You look at it and you try to pay for a drink.

You're like, wait, this is Monopoly money.

Sir, this isn't real money.

It's actually worth more in Louisiana.

That's sick that he was just handing out cash. How much cash did he bring? I don't know.
Fuck. So you guys had your own private section at bars last night, I'm assuming.
You weren't just out walking down the street. No, we were just in the mosh pit.
All right, so you barely slept. I don't sleep.
There's no reason to sleep. So you're going to Baton Rouge tonight.
That's going to be fun. You know, I'll probably have to...
So they said we have a parade this weekend. So I might have to save up so I can gronk that parade.
Oh, yes. It's nice because when I feel like the college championships, they don't get to really booze the same because there's so many.
But I'm graduating, and I'm 23 years old, so I can do whatever the hell I want. Do you think you're too old? I mean, it's really not fair how old I am that I'm playing against these.
But also for the draft. As a draft Nick guy, I look for potential.
You're 23, dude. I'm 23, yeah.
That's way too old. That is going to be a question going into it.
Why is he a senior? Why is a senior entering the draft? I think I'll still make plenty of money. I think you're going to be all right.
Have you thought about that yet? Yeah. That's fucking...
It's about to be on. I'm about to make like...
It's about to be on in the bank account. The checking account, it's about to be on.
What's it going to be like going to class on Wednesday? You got to ask someone else about that one. I'm done.
I got my two degrees. That's going to be, yeah.
Well, no, you told the online class. Online class.
Online class, baby. Hook that up.
NFL quarterback at college. Is Odell still here? Can we get him to give us some money? Is he here? I'll call him up.
Yeah. See if he can give you guys a couple dollars.
I wonder if he's like, we just got a couple of residuals. We're like, yo, what's up, man? Give you guys a nickel each or something? Yeah, he's just like, here's 20.
I said, what's up to him at the Alabama game last year? And I was like, this is actually Big Cat's technique that he taught me. Yes.
Is to be like, yo, Odell, good to see you again. Yeah, that's all you got to say.
And when you say that, he assumes that he's met you before. And he was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, good to see you, man.
It's great seeing you, man. That's what I say to every single famous person that I've never met before.
People have used that technique on me plenty of times, and it works. I'll tell you it works.
It sucks right now, too, because we're saying it out loud. I think we've said it out loud before, but now people use it on us, and I get very confused.
People people are like great seeing you I'm like shit do you work on it it's gotten to the point it's gotten to the point where I just say that every time I meet somebody in case I met them before yes I just say good seeing you man great seeing you pal chief in terms of your body right now I know I know you're banged up it's a wonderland I know it's amazing. You have an amazing body, Joe.
I know you're banged up. It's a wonderland.
I know. It's amazing.
You have an amazing body, Joe. I know it's banged up, but is just the high of winning the national championship totally overwhelming your physical aches and pains that are going on? Yeah, it's overcoming my violent hangover right now.
You're 22. You don't get violent hangovers.
I'm getting pretty old. Just wait till you're 30.
Did you break your ribs? No. Good question.
I tore some cartilage in my ribs. Okay, because everyone was freaking out and then I freaked out and I wasn't in a state to freak out and I was just like, he's broken ribs.
It's a very weird feeling to have injuries happen while you're at a game and have no idea what's going on. Everyone's like, look at him.
He's not comfortable in the pocket. I was like, okay.
How many yards did it have? Dude, that was the most casual. That's probably him.
That was the most casual. Let me go get him.
That was the most casual 400 yard plus performance. I looked up.
I was like, wait, Joe's got 400-plus yards? What the fuck? That was casual. Especially after those first three drives.
Oh, here he's coming. Oh, there's Coach O.
Coach O's coming. We coming.
How many times did he say that? A lot. We're just going to keep this in, though.
A lot.

How bad was that burp?

That was bad.

Ankle going to keep rolling?

No, that was gross. Yeah.

That was disgusting.

Coach.

Excuse me.

I have not changed since the last night.

I haven't talked to Dan.

He's probably still sleeping.

I've got to roll, man. I don't want the guys to be late.
Here we go. We'll be in touch, dude.
We'll be in touch. Here we go, baby.
All right, here we go. Ready, Hank? All right, we now welcome on the man, the myth, the legend, is our good friend, Coach Ed Ogeron, national champion.
Are you the king of Louisiana now? I think Joe Burrow is. I think you just talked to the king of Louisiana, my friend.
Okay, so, no, he's the prince, you're the king. Like, do you get, I'm pretty sure you are the king of the state of Louisiana.
Well, it's been great to be in Louisiana. I just love this state.
Yeah, I think it's state law that you cannot legally purchase a beer for the rest of your life. I think you're going to be paid for and taken care of from now on.
Actually, you know what's going to be interesting is like 18 years from now, you're going to see a lot of college recruits coming into football, coming into NCAA football that are named Ed. Ed has been a name that has kind of dropped off.
But I think you're going to see some LSU babies 18 years from now. It's big.
Ed is back. Are you – I mean, this is insane.
Have you had a second to be like, this is, if they wrote this script about you,

they wouldn't make the movie because it would be like, no,

he can't actually go to LSU and win.

Like, that's too not believable.

Have you had a moment to be like, holy shit, this actually happened?

Very thankful.

Very thankful.

They couldn't have wrote a better script.

But you know what?

You have to be in a place like LSU to do what we're doing,

to attract the great athletes, to attract the great coaches,

I'm sorry. Very thankful.
Very thankful. They couldn't have wrote a better script.
But you know what? You have to be in a place like LSU to do what we're doing, to attract the great athletes, to attract the great coaches. It's the expectation of this school.
Yeah. Have you had a chance to sleep yet? You know what? I slept about three hours last night.
Really? Yeah. I was in bed.
Got a little shut-up. There you go.
Did you put a worm in your mouth before? No worm, man. No worm.
I don't have to do that with this team. They motivated.
It's crazy. I mean, it's like a well-oiled machine.
That was what Joe was saying when he was just talking to me. He said there was no rah-rah speech at halftime.
There was no talking about it. It was like, we're better than them.
We just got to go play our game. Execute.
And, you know, we got to believe in our players, our coaches, and our fundamentals. Unbelievable.
Did you set your jaw last night? I set my jaw several times. I sat it at halftime also.
It was probably the biggest one that I did. And I sent a message.
For people who don't understand what we're talking about, Coach O punches himself. Well, it's kind of just a little.
Yeah. That was literally just punching yourself.
Just to get things going just a little bit. Just to remind you.
I could knock myself out. Do you ever get worried that you're going to knock yourself out? No.
Because you're so strong that you can beat yourself up? I kind of pulled away at the end right now. Here's the deal.
You know how you get in a fight, you got a big plan and everything, and all of a sudden the first punch, all bets off, man. Yeah.
Then you kick into another gear. Yes.
And that's what I want our guys to kick in another gear mentally. Yeah, because the way the game started, you know, down early, the field position was a struggle.
You guys just did unflappable. It was crazy.
No panic, nothing. You know, when you've got a quarterback like Joe, you believe.
You believe. And you've got players like we've got, the coaches.
When you're offensive, we'll score some points. We just have to figure them out.
Can we get Joe to get, like, a master's degree or something? He's going to stay? I'm all for it. I'm all for it, my man.
You get a doctorate. Yeah.
Did you cry after? What's that? Did you cry after the game? No, I didn't. No, I was good.
A little bit? No, not at all. It hadn't hit yet.
It's going to be emotional. I do believe when we get back to town, Baton Rouge, see Tiger Stadium.
Yes. We always want to come back there 15 and all.
It just means a lot when I see that stadium. People are saying, like, maybe one of the best, if not the best, champions ever.
You guys beat five of the top eight teams at the end of the polls. I think we're in the conversation.
Incredible. For sure.
Can I be honest? You look very put together right now, considering what time it is the day after winning a national title. You obviously got up early, took care of yourself.
We literally rolled out of bed. Sorry, Coach.
We partied harder than you did. I feel bad, Coach.
I feel bad. I'm getting old.
I don't do this. No, I feel bad.
I feel bad, Coach. Oh, when we had Joe on, he told us this was right after the Heisman, Ray Baker.
We got to talk about Ray Baker. Ray Baker, man.
Ray Baker. Great friend of yours.
Ray Baker. He's got to be our friend.
You got to spend time with him. If you don't spend time with him, he'll bake your ass.
So Joe actually told us, I think this was off the air after we're done recording our podcast, but he said that one of the first times he met with you, you asked him, what do you think about Ray Baker? And Joe was like, he's a good player. He was kind of bullshitting his way through it.
And then you walked out of the room, and then he looked at his buddy. He was like, who's Ray he's like oh that's what coach o calls the sun that big yellow ball in the sky man those rays in the sky will bake your ass yes they will oh man all right well i know you got to get going we appreciate it anytime can we just do go tigers like 20 times in a row i love i mean every time i love do you get mad as i get mad when they don't ask, let you say go Tigers.

That's right.

Do you say it when you're walking in the, like when, okay,

so if they're interviewing you at halftime and they don't let you have that go Tigers, do you still say it?

Yes, I still say it.

Yeah.

Every time.

Okay, good.

That's good to know because I always get so upset when it's like, wait,

you didn't let him say it.

Put the mic back in front of him.

He needs to be able to say go Tigers. All right, we got it.
Go Tigers. Go Tigers.
There you go. One last question.
Have you figured out what you're going to buy with your millions and millions of dollars that they're going to pay you down? Because you are going to be a rich man. Can we negotiate your contract? Contract for life? We'll do it.
Well, y'all need to go talk to me, but I'm sure LSU will take care of me, and it's not about that, to be honest with you.

I'm going to put it away for my children.

Good answer.

We'll get it.

We'll get you a contract for life.

You want a contract for life?

You guys are the best.

You want it?

Coach for life.

We'll get it.

Coach for life.

Coach forever.

That will be the name.

That will be the head coach forever.

We'll be on in front of your door.

All right, Coach O, congrats again.

Unbelievable.

So happy for you.

Thank you for your friendship. You guys are phenomenal.
Go Tigers. Go Tigers.
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Okay.

I catch my breath segments.

We just have two.

One.

We should new segment called Marshawn Lynch.

That was awesome.

Take care of your monies,

your bread,

your chickens.

Look after your chickens.

Mentals.

That's it. That's the segment.
That's good. It was fucking awesome.
Money, bread, chickens look after your chickens mentals that's it that's the segment that's good money fucking awesome money bread chickens chickens mentals i love it money bread chickens gotta take care of your mentals okay have to that's how i'm living my 2020 this i love that i love that he's the best marshall lynch is is the king of speaking uh as effectively as possible using as few words as possible. Correct.
He's like Confucius. He can save...
I don't know if that's what Confucius' deal was, but it seems like... It is.
Marshawn... Yeah, he invaded...
What did Confucius do? Plato. He's an explorer.
Plato and Socrates. That's right.
He burned his boats. Confucius burned his boats.
Imagine being like Plato or Socrates and just sitting around and just thinking deeper than everyone in the entire world and then having like a really sketchy little boys party and

your fucking vomitorium.

Yeah, I wasn't thinking about that.

No, those guys are weirdos.

It would be a big flex back in the day to be known for just being super smart and saying

whoa bomb everyone.

Yeah, just walking around the streets and everything that you say blows somebody's mind.

It's like Rick Riley right now. It's crazy.
Damn, I miss Rick. I do miss him too.
Okay, we got to talk about the Astros. Wait, new segment.
Yeah. Bachelor talk for you guys that don't watch The Bachelor.
There was a Bachelor last night at the same time as the National Championship game. Somebody decided to do that.
Did you watch it? No one watched it, but I did find out that Maddie got in trouble. Maddie's a hot name.
She used a burner account to reply to a video of her date that she went on. She used a burner account, and she said, well, she thought she was using a burner account.
She said, beautiful date, Maddie. You are genuine and real.
And then she deleted it immediately because it was from her actual account.

Come on, Maddie.

So there's nothing more genuine and real than tweeting from what you thought was a burner account that you're genuine and real.

Yeah.

So real.

She keeps it so hundred.

All right.

The Astros cheated.

And I was reading about it this morning.

I don't really understand it because, again, it was a rough morning, but it seems like they kind of got off the hook in a weird way. So they fired their manager and general manager, but no players get anything.
No players. And they put the blame on the guy that's not even in the organization.
Right, and then they just – Oh, Alex Corr is definitely going to get fired too. He's probably going to get fired.
But it's crazy that they – Should we make clown T-shirts for whoever the commissioner of baseball is? Yes. Rob Manfred.
We should – David Stern. The craziest thing is that they basically admitted that they cheated, or the findings were they very much cheated during the postseason.
It was kind of a player-run situation. And then the Astros owner was essentially like, just suspend A.J.
Hinch and the GM, and I'll fire him, and then we'll move on. And that was it.
And now it's over. So I don't really care, but if I were to care, I'd have a solid base to care on.
My favorite part of the story is that A.J. Hinch not once but twice smashed the TVs that Cora was using to help cheat.
Like he found that they put the TV back and he smashed it again. Yeah.
I don't know what your job duties are as a manager, but I'm pretty sure that smashing televisions should be pretty high up on that list of day-to-day responsibilities. Today I'm going to smash at least one television.
It's pretty great though. Like thinking that he saw it, he's like, not again.
He just walks in there and just ruins it. These fuckers.
Instead of actually disciplining everybody. So Alex Cora, I'm not in favor of a lifetime ban, but I am in favor of hearing the term lifetime ban oh yeah death penalty it's awesome hearing Alex Cora has been issued a lifetime ban from baseball like I don't think that he deserves it and but I deserve to hear that and it gets old Pete old Petey back in the news too when we talk about lifetime bans yeah I kind of that.
That's true. Lifetime band, there's nothing more satisfying

than just like, when you read the

words, lifetime band, it

gets you popping.

It's very juicy. It's an immediate endorphin hit.

Alright, anything else? I mean, this

city is unreal.

I don't know how anyone stays here for more than like

we came for two nights and it feels

like we've been here for a

month. Feels like we've lived

in New Orleans for a month. And that's just

what this city does. I mean, it's

Thank you. We came for two nights, and it feels like we've been here for a month.
It feels like we've lived in New Orleans for a month. And that's just what this city does.
I mean, it's unbelievable. I don't even know.
It's been unbelievable. I had an awesome time here.
It was incredible. I can't wait to come back.
I put myself in the shower this morning. Oh, yeah.
That's right, yeah. Hank, you want to discuss? You want to tell us that story? Hank, you started telling the story before you guys gave us your story earlier don't say this yeah save it for the show you shit yourself in the shower yeah i think it was like uh i think i talked i first time i did i did break i did shit my like broke my virginity of shitting my pants last year yep but we remember we should actually make sure You popped your own cherry.
We. We remember.
We should actually make sure when was the. You broke your virginity? I had to take a shower.
You popped your own cherry? We should celebrate that. Year anniversary.
And I was taking a shower this morning. And I think I probably knew it was a shit, but I was just so lazy.
And I just thought it was a fart. And then it just.
It was a log. It was a log? Not a log, but like it was solid.
wasn't like... It was solid? When it landed, did it make a plop? Oh, God.
When my alarm went off this morning, I was very, very drunk. And I was just like, what is going on? Fully clothed.
Didn't take off my shoes. What a fucking night.
Would have been much more comfortable when it jumps. What a a weekend it was one of those nights i got back to the hotel thought i opened up my laptop and i was like maybe i'll peruse some pornography yeah and maybe i'll hook up with myself and i was like you know what it's uh 4 30 and you know what pft you were too drunk to do this i closed my laptop extreme self-restraint.
Because Pete was probably watching you. Yeah, because that's another thing.
Pete watches this. Oh, and also shout out.
You don't use your phone sometimes, but it's nice to have a bigger screen. Special shout out to the nap god, Bubba.
Slept his way through multiple things this weekend. He was the nap god.
We got back at, Hank and I got back at 3.30 in the morning, and all the equipment was his room. So I had to like beg the front desk.
I was like, please let me have a key to this room because we have Coach O and Joe Burrow in the morning. As you were dabbing.
As I was dabbing. And they gave me a key.
And then we turn around to walk in and there's a guy. The other person at the front desk is on the phone.
And he's just like, yeah, he's not picking up. There's a fucking delivery guy with two huge bags of food and they're like this is going to liam crowley and we're like uh okay we'll just take it but we just passed out we just left the food i don't how did you even order you seamless i don't know how you ordered it was crazy so much food and you were so passed out that's impressive yeah can I just say

we very rarely

wept There's so much food, and you were so passed out. That's impressive.
Yeah. Yeah.
Can I just say, like, we very rarely weaponize social media at this company, but I want to jump back real quick. I am doing the tryout for the XFL Defenders tomorrow, Wednesday.
I'm going to be kicking in Houston, actually trying out for the team. Chad Johnson is trying to dominate the social media XFL game.
Just everybody tweet at Chad Johnson. Just let him know, at Ocho Cinco, that he cannot outkick Mr.
35 Yards. Get his ass.
Tell him. Get his ass.
Tell him. Because it's a mental warfare game right now, and I'm not going to lose that.
Tell on him. All right.
We'll see everyone on Friday. We'll see you on Friday.
We'll see you on Friday. We will still be doing Friday.
We will be hungover on Friday still. Fuck, man.
I love you guys. I'm so not looking forward to this hangover.
I love you guys. This was actually a fun show.
I love you guys too. It's only we should do one of these every three years.
Every time LSU wins the national title in New Orleans,

we will do this.

If this was an every episode thing,

you would probably hate us.

But this was fun.

I love you guys.

Hank, don't poop yourself again.

See you on Friday. I'm talking away.

I don't know what to say.

I'll say anyway.

Today is another day to find you.

I'm shying away.

I'll be coming for your lover.

Okay.

Stay on me. Stay on me.
Stay on me. Take me on.
Thank you. They smell better to be safe and sorry Hey, come on

Hey, come on

Hey, come on

Hey, come on

Hey, come on

Hey, come on

Hey, come on

Hey, come on

All the things that you say

Isn't all I fall

Just to play my worries