WWE Legend Kane, Russ Mic'd Up, And Baby Yoda

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He crushed your hand.

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What is the Baby Yoda thing?

Baby Yoda is the Seahawks' Twitter avatar.

What is the Baby Yoda thing? It's from the new Disney Plus show.

Everyone check out Disney Plus.

We'll be right back. What is the Baby Yoda thing? Baby Yoda is the Seahawks Twitter avatar.
What is the Baby Yoda thing? It's from the new Disney Plus show. Everyone check out Disney Plus.
Don't plus that. Bleep that out.
Disney Plus. Yeah, Disney Plus.
I thought we were still doing that. Mandalorian.
It's a new Star Wars show. And there's the Baby Yoda? It's amazing.
Baby Yoda is the breakout star. Is he a Klingon? I mean, he's basically the main character of the show, but he's electric.
That's one of those ones. He's electric.
It's a bird box. It's one of those ones where they're driving engagement and viewership just via the memes.
It's one of those ones where it's kind of annoying on Twitter and everyone's like, oh, baby Yoda, baby Yoda. But if you watch the show, he is so cute.
Oh, he's cute on Twitter. I just know I can sense the tides moving.
And as I get older and i maybe don't stay on top of everything although i've never been on top of star wars i don't i've never seen a star wars like front to back uh i see these baby yoda things and i'm bringing this up because russell wilson tweeted it at like two in the morning last night after monday football yeah and i was like well now it's in my it's attention. It's also like it's a hot beam as well.
And so now you have to pay attention to it. But it's like it was the Seahawks that said that they would change their avatar to the Seahawks version of Baby Yoda if that tweet got 300,000 or 30,000 retweets.
And so then every Seahawks fan had a Seahawks Baby Yoda as their avatar on Twitter. And then Russell Wilson got to was like, hey, me too, guys.
This is like the Braves doing the everyone has Tiger Woods with the Braves hat. Yes.
Or when Tom got arrested. And all the Patriots.
Tom, you're on a first name basis. Yeah.
Mr. Brady.
Anyone you get arrested for. Can we do? Is a first name.
Can everyone change their avatar to like a white collared shirt that's blue when Robert Kraft got arrested for getting jacked off? Ha ha ha. Okay, can we do still a little tension from the Steve Belichick comment from Hank to PFT on Monday.
Can we do that? I also saw the video where Baby Yoda keeps turning on and off the music. Can we do that with Electric Avenue? Yes.
Okay, great. Or we can do it with Electric Avenue.
He turns it on, Electric Avenue turns on again, take on me. Ooh, okay, little remix.
All right, so that was, I needed to get that out of the way because it's been bothering me. It's a great show.
And I could have figured it out, but I wanted to ask it on this show so you guys could explain it to me, and it ties in because it's Russell Wilson having an MVP-like year. Yes.
Baby Yoda. I do have a couple questions about Baby Yoda that we haven't addressed, though.
Okay. One is, the first Yoda, is the Yoda the name of the species, or is Yoda the name of...
They haven't named the Baby Yoda, and they just, so it's like... Oh, he's not Yoda yet.
Yoda is the only reference point of this species. Is that the same Yoda that grows up to, like, fart on stuff and have ear hair and then teach Luke how to save the world? Same species.
This was, that Yoda's dead already. This is five years after that Yoda died.
Oh dude, RIP, my dog. Oh, so it's not Yoda.
And it's not, it's not even, it's not, we don't know this for a fact or not a fact, but it's not, it's not Yoda's, Yoda didn't fuck and then this kid came out. What I've learned, it's just the same species.
What I've learned through this conversation is that my brain is not advanced enough for television shows. It just needs to focus on memes.
So just, I get the meme now. Moving on from the meme is now.
Also, guess how old Baby Yoda is? Three. 300.
50. 50? So he's got a grown man's dick? Born the same year as Darth Vader.
Wait, so he's got a real man's dick and a baby face. I mean, I haven't seen his dick.
Well, if he's 50, when does Yoda hit? Yoda was like 400 when he died right but if he's 50 he's got a fucked at some point like he's got to be the world's biggest you see him but he's not he's 50 does he talk no he just makes cute little noises oh so he's a baby alright so he's a 50-year-old baby reverse dog years reverse dog years okay so he ages like negative seven years. What's his secret?

Does he moisturize?

You're going to have to tune into the Mandalorian to find out.

Probably HGH.

Cold rivers.

All right, so Russell Wilson tied this all into football.

Russell Wilson is having an MVP year at the Seahawks.

Now, I'm not going to bash Kirk Cousins.

Oh, come on.

0-8 in Monday Night Football.

That's just a stat.

That's not a bash.

We alluded to this on Sunday's show where we're like, hey, Kirk Cousins,

he had those big games against the Eagles and Cowboys. Turns out those teams stink.

So maybe he isn't a new Kirk Cousins.

Either way, Russell Wilson, here's what I don't understand.

Russell Wilson, how can we keep saying,

and Booger said this last night a couple times, like Russell Wilson is underrated. Who underrates Russell Wilson? Who? Show me the person.
He is an exceptional quarterback. He is now, last night, he passed 3,000 yards.
He has eight seasons, eight straight seasons of 3,000 yards on a winning team. Only two other guys to do that in the history of football.
Peyton Manning and Tom Brady. Ever heard of them? Yes, I have.
So who's underrating Russell Wilson? I think when Booger uses the word we, it's more of him discussing himself in the past. So he's like, until recently, I used to underrate him.
It's the royal we. And so I think that no one really to this day underrates Russell Wilson with the possible exception of maybe not Carolina Panthers fans because that rivalry was going on for a while.
It's probably more San Francisco 49ers fans. That's probably the only fan base that doesn't give Russell Wilson credit because with the exception of that one play in the Super Bowl, he's had an exceptional career, and he's been really good for quite a long time.
Yeah, and it's just crazy to me because people keep saying, and I've heard that more than just from Booger. We forgot about Russell Wilson.
Who forgot about Russell Wilson? I watched that game last night. I took the Seahawks simply because of Russell Wilson.
Russell Wilson, in prime time, is electric as long as you don't mic him up. That was so goddamn awkward.
Let's go. He said, let's go.
Oh, boy. I counted it.
He said, let's go, Sabermetrics, 14 times on Mic'd Up, and then he said, come on, eight times. So that's really all that he said.
It sounded like a mix between, I said on Twitter that it sounded like Lil Jon, just saying, let's go all the time. But it was more like, it sounded like a little kid that needed to pee pee who's like, let's go.
Come on. Come on.
Let's go. Pull the car over, Dad.
Come on. He mic'd up is awkward regardless because they can't use the real stuff.
We all agree. Like mic'd up is kind of a stupid premise when you realize that the things that they can actually publish and put out there outside of seeing ghosts.
Like that was the biggest mic'd up moment we had. But it's a weird premise because you can't actually get the real conversations.
But for Russell Wilson, it's extra weird because I think that is his real conversation. I don't think they left anything on the cutting room floor.
When Russell Wilson is mic'd up, the editor who approves everything, he takes the night off. That's it.
Whatever he says, it's going to be corny and and it's going to work. Yeah it's like the person who's in charge of bleeping out the cuss words on a country station.
You have no job really. You just let it live stream and you'll be just fine.
He kept screaming it over and over again and I wish that Sam Darnold had never said the seeing ghost thing because we probably would have heard a Mason Rudolph tapeolph tape by now yeah if it wasn't for that yeah because they said that the teams have final clearance on it right that's my new conspiracy is that whatever mason rudolph said was deleted by the pittsburgh stealer spotter maybe shefter will get shefter will get it watch it promise us the tape and then never release it people don't forget shefter or des bryant jayault! Jay Glazer will get it, and he'll just show it to people at parties. Yeah, which works too, because maybe someday we'll be at a Jay Glazer party and get to see that tape.
But either way, Russell Wilson, unbelievable. Seahawks rolling.
Mike Zimmer, face still very red. Did you see his nose after the game? Yeah.
I think that Mike Zimmer just lives outdoors. I think in the Minnesota winters, he lives in a stable like a horse.
And he just gets windblown on his face all day long, all night long. And the Vikings are one of those weird teams where they have all the pieces.
You're like, this kind of works. And then it's Kirk Cousins.
Do you trust him in a big game? And he played well. Do you trust him in a big moment? Kirk Cousins didn't miss any of his wide open receivers.
He played pretty well. The interception probably wasn't his fault.
Oh, that Russell Wilson interception was all-time worse. That was great.
That was a Philip Rivers interception. I would say Philip Rivers or Brett Favre.
Brett Favre would definitely do that. It's a Freaky Friday, Philip Rivers and Russell Wilson body switch.
Kirk's interception wasn't his fault, I don't it bounced off the guy's back he played well overall but I'm still going to stick to my if I'm doing a verbal meme you know the one with the car going down the road and the sign overhead says straight ahead Kirk Cousins didn't actually play that well and then the the turnoff the exit sign says he's 0-8 in primetime skidding skidding off to monday night football yeah and i i think if you if you any vikings fan out there has that same feeling in like the pit of their stomach like man we can go with anyone except for the kirk cousins thing it was also good to see the cousin of the giant thermometer which is the giant decibel meter oh yeah on the still loud in seattle they had the decibel cam that's why i bet on very loud the captain of the giant thermometer, which is the giant decibel meter. Oh, yeah.
Still loud in Seattle.

They had the decibel cam.

That's why I bet on Seattle, because it's very loud. The captain of the receiving glove fans.

Yes.

The capital of the world of receiving glove fans out there.

They all are dressed up.

Now, is it the capital, or is it just because they're brightly colored

and they stand out?

Because they're all that day-gloed Ninja Turtle blood green.

I think they all wear the gloves.

They gave a handjob to Michelangelo.

It's always glove weather out there.

You can always throw on

some gloves and not have it be weird.

It's always between 38 and

62 in Seattle. Which, if you have a

pair of gloves in your jacket, you're going to put them on.

And if it's raining,

you're going to want your receiver gloves so you can catch that

ball. You've got to get that extra grip.
right, other NFL news we had. Ron Rivera fired.
See ya. Brutal to do it.
No, I disagree. When you get this close, it's kind of sad.
I disagree. I think this is a great time to get fired if you're a head coach.
You still have maybe one or two weekends of golfing weather down in North Carolina. You get a head start on the the job market ron rivera is not going to stay unemployed for long no he's gonna he's gonna get offers really probably under the table right now from the dallas cowboys jerry jones has probably already called him he's but that but when you get fired in december you don't get to finish out the season with your guys your guys i think he'll be okay with it this is this is good for him and it's good for the Panthers.
How about the Panthers? Because they can start looking, too. How about the Panthers? Like six weeks ago, people were saying they might get in the playoffs and Kyle Allen might be the future.
And now they have no coach, and their season's over, and oh, yeah, Kyle Allen still has small hands. No job, no hope, no cash.
That's it. Don't let anything happen to Kevin Bacon.
Yeah, so that coach firing season is here. It's here.
Yeah. Curse of the Black Cat continues.
Yes. Panthers.
Oh. Yeah.
He's gone. Jaguars.
And then they said that. Don't.
No. Don't say that.
Marone's fine. Marone's fine.
They said that. Marone is fine.
The head coach. Also Lions.
Oh. Oh.
We might have. What other cat teams are there? Bengals.
He's safe. He won a game.
He's safe. Yeah, he got the Gatorade bath.
You can't fire people in Detroit. No, they just lay them off forever.
The cat teams might be losing some coaches. Is he going to get bailed out? No, yeah, he's got Slaughter.
Slaughter is going to bail him out. Yep.
They said that Norv Turner is the assistant to the head coach now. So he's in the Dwight Schrute spot.
Perfect. Not assistant head coach.
He's assistant to the interim head coach. How many pages to the playbook do you think he's added since Ron Rivera's been fired? All of them.
He's like, this is really what we wanted to do. He's had all his former assistants fax over the off-limits pages.
Yeah. Yeah.
Christian McCaffrey's going to. So, wait, David Tepper is their owner, right?

I believe so.

David Tepper.

P. Diddy.

Oh, yeah, also.

Yeah, P. Diddy and Steph Curry.

It was sold to all of them at once.

So, if you had to make a decision right now

about what coach you would target in Carolina,

I saw that they were thinking about maybe Harbaugh.

Gundy.

So, Gundy.

Stop with the college coaches. No, this was like two months ago.
I said that Mike Gundy could be the next coach of the Carolina Panthers. And you laughed at me.
Yeah, on me. Gundy has a great thing going.
He basically doesn't have to compete for anything and can own Oklahoma State. Yeah, he could own both Carolinas, though.
I don't know. That mullet would translate real well to Charlotte.
They're just going to get the new hottest offensive mind. Go in state.
Robert Sala. Different Carolina.
Well, all Carolina. It's states.
Yeah, they own all the states. Robert Sala is a new name.
Obviously, he's gotten the FaceTime out in San Francisco. I could see him in blue.
Yeah. In blue and black.
I'm sure there's some like either McVay or I think La think la floor's got a brother yeah that's who it is that's who's gonna be it's gonna be one of those it's not gonna be the that's exactly what they'll be like okay matt la floor won 11 games okay let's get his brother this probably means that that cam newton is not coming back next year i don't assume this sounds like just changing of the guard i still don't understand why you would go away from him unless you can trade him for – or is it a straight cut? I think it's a trade. I think it would be a straight cut.
Okay, well, I – For cap reasons. I don't know.
Cam Newton is still – Kaepernick? If he's healthy, he's still better than probably two-thirds of the league. Yeah.
So I don't know what you'd be doing if you get rid of him. But it feels like a clean house switch.
Yeah. It feels like Tepper wants to go in a different direction with everything.
So that's why he's saying Norv Turner, head coach. Norv Turner.
You got it. All right.
Assistant to the head coach. Let's do some hot seat, cool throne.
Hank, why don't you start? My hot seat is Vice and kind of us for just, you know, people think Barstool is like the cool, cool cool media upstart turns out there was a vice editor who was using his employees and running an international drug ring and smuggling cocaine like all across the world can we do that that's what i'm saying we're it's like they're on the hot seat because you know they got caught we're on the hot seat we're not doing this yeah we're not like we're not cool enough right well our street our street credit no actually on the hot seat we're just we're just good enough at it that we haven't gotten caught or we're on the hot seat that now we have the idea and we're dangerous when we have ideas but here this dude was sending just like his employees like pas and shit with like millions and millions of dollars of cocaine that's nothing when i came back i came back from europe last summer and i brought ham from Spain. Didn't declare it on the customs import sheet.
That's also like such a vice story. I wouldn't, I would be shocked if that wasn't the case.
I feel like that's all that happens at Vice. That's the guy? That's absolutely a vice guy.
Former friend of ours. A little bit.
And this dog's looking over here. You know who I'm talking about? The other dog's looking this way.
I don't know who I'm talking about. Nope.
All right. I'll say it after.
Okay. I'm just shocked that he didn't write a story about it.
This seems like something, the ultimate Vice headline would be, I sold cocaine, got caught, convicted, and sent to jail, and wrote about it for Vice magazine. Yes.
And here's my article. Yes.
I agree. That's the person.
Okay. I'm not allowed to say his name.
All right. it's true.
Show his picture again. This is at barstoolgold.com slash PMT.
You'd know. A little bit.
Yes. A little bit.
Yes. Okay, what's your cool throne? My cool throne is end of the decade lists.
Yeah. So this is obviously with the end of the year coming up, everyone's focused on 2020, and with it being the end of a decade, there's been a lot of focus on just people rehashing the best viral moments of the decade.
I saw like best viral moments of the decade. I've seen best sports list of the decade.
Individual teams are doing it. It's all the rage.
There's not a lot going on in the news world, so you just talk about the best stuff of the past 10 years. Top 10 Kirk Cousins losses in primetime.
be a hilarious list that'd be a great list yeah it would be um all right so we gotta do this we gotta do it for christmas christmas week not mount rushmore but it's mount rushmore s we'll do it so send us the uh list that you want to see us make we will make some lists i mean the kirk cousins one yeah i would do that i would like to see that one. We'll absolutely do that one.
Top 10 lists of 10 things that Peter King thinks that he thinks. Oh, top 10 times that Philip Rivers was down late in the fourth quarter.
Top 10 Philip Rivers children. There's a clip on part of my take Twitter where we did smelling salts before the show, and when Big Cat throws it, he looks exactly like Phil Rivers.
Yeah, well, that's how I model my game. There's a shot put arm, yeah.
It's a great clip. We're both getting up there in age.
He's also fertile. Yeah.
Let's go. I'm eight kids behind.
Is that it, Hank? That's it. All right.
That's my cool throw. PFC, what do you got? Okay, my hot seat is every hockey coach because they're all getting fired.
We've had two hockey coaches fired in the last week. Isn't NHL just in complete turmoil, I feel like? Yeah, that's the kind of league that it is.
I haven't been paying super attention. I guess I've got to listen to Chippen's.
After Christmas is when hockey season starts. There's a lot of shit going down in the NHL.
This is actually the perfect time to get involved in scandals and to fire your head coach in hockey because, honestly, if you fire your head coach this early into the season, this would be the equivalent to firing an NFL coach after week three, right? Right. Then you have an entire another season to build off.
To just go crazy. Yeah.
Just fuck it and go off. I kind of like it.
Good for hockey, getting their coaches out of there early. My other hot seat is Swag Kelly.
He's getting sued by a cameraman. So apparently on Swag Kelly's very big adventure night where he got beaten over the head with a vacuum cleaner after leaving Von Miller's cocaine party.
It was a cocaine-themed party. Not actually.
I want to make sure I clarify that. He punched Von Miller's private cameraman in the face, broke his orbital bone, and gave him a concussion.
And that's why he left. So now he's getting sued.
But that means bad boy swag is back. Kind of a douchebag move to have a personal cameraman.
Agreed. Right? Agreed.
Right? Yeah. Anyone who wants to punch Hank for filming something that he shouldn't be filming, we give you permission.
It's a content world. It's a content league.
Content league. How else is Vaughn going to get those pics off? That's true.
That's true. Yeah.
It's harder than you think to photograph live chickens. So you have to have a guy.
Yeah. How else is Vaughn.
It's a wildlife photographer. Going to go and try to sell his behind the scenes footage to Bleacher Report in like a 10 series thing that no one's going to watch.
Yep. How else? Get that money, King.
Got to do it. Got to do it.
My cool throne is plane tracking. So we are fully into head coaching, plane tracking, Twitter, into message boards, going on flightaware.com all the time, tracking these private jets.
And we got the state of Arkansas involved in it, which is huge. That is massive because that fan base, Arkansas, you're not great at a lot of stuff.
Your college teams sometimes stink at everything, but you are elite when it comes to tracking planes going across the country, picking up head coaches. You know how they have the people from Louisiana that bring their boats to rescue hurricane victims called the Cajun Navy.
This is the,

uh,

the air traffic controllers union of the Ozarks.

They are so fucking good at tracking.

Yeah,

they are.

We had a few going in and out of Boca Raton,

uh,

where Lane Lane Kiffin,

there was an alleged jet that was just parked inside of a hangar in

Arkansas for hours.

And they were waiting to see who was coming out.

Speculation was that it was Lane Kiffin. Certain dogs reported that Lane Kiffin was taking the job online.
And things are very much heating up in the state of Arkansas. This is a dangerous season for Leroy.
It is a very dangerous season. The state of Arkansas.
Barring material change, woof, woof. Oh, man.
Yeah, barring material change. You're no different than that stupid fuckhead Ari.
No, because. re what is our name i don't remember abraham abraham re abraham or something but at least leroy put that in his initial tweet saying barring a material change that kid i hate him um he's getting on the clay helton news too i do like it's fucked up that anyone takes him serious anymore who are i don't think, but like people, some people, I've seen some Twitter threads where he's like.
Because this is. People defend him.
They're like, dude, he made a mistake. It's like, he didn't make a mistake.
He was clearly just doing it for attention. Everyone's brain has been completely broken by social media.
Where every, like fake news is actually a thing. Where people just post anything and they're like, yeah, that's it.
That happens. It's a mistake.
Arkansas, they don't have a football coach, but our guy, Eric Musselman, the must bus, he's rolling. I actually saw a shirt.
One of the guys on staff sent me a shirt. People are wearing the Messiah shirts.
M-U-S-S. Yeah.
M-U-S-S-I-A-H. I like that.
We need to go to a game. The mustust.
Must cop. Love him.
There you go. All right, is that it? Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, that's it. Just one cool throw in today.
Okay. My hot seat is suicidal big cat because Thursday night the Bears, I've convinced myself fully.
I went on the playoff machine this morning. It's great, isn't it? The Bears are going to make the playoffs.
Yeah. So Thursday night, tune in.
If the Bears lose, devastation. So their odds of making the playoffs are about 50-50 right now, right? 40-60? 3%.
So about 50-50. Their record is 50-50, therefore the chances of them making the playoffs must also be 50-50.
Here's the realization I had. If you're a frustrated sports fan but your team is still alive just say fuck it and let's just hope that the best thing possible happens because then at least you get to watch games that feel meaningful yeah like in my heart of hearts i know the bears are not gonna make the playoffs but when i convince myself they are thursday night is the biggest game in the world if they win i'm.
This is actually a double win for us because I've convinced myself that the Redskins are

still in the hunt because they are.

Right.

So this is our playoff push.

This is it.

Playoff weekend.

This is big for me.

So if the Cowboys lose, then that's one less thing that has to happen to finish this picture.

It's going to happen.

I put $10 on the Redskins to win the NFC East last night to win $10,000.

And maybe Dwayne Haskins will throw for more than 200 yards and two touchdowns in one of these games. Let's not get crazy.
Probably not. All right.
My cool throne is bad news. So a couple new trends going on around the world.
So first is I've been addicted to – we've talked about this. I've been addicted to team Twitter accounts having to tweet bad news and watching the replies well the knicks have evolved past that last night they lost 132 to 88 in milwaukee and they just tweeted a picture of some knicks players high-fiving and said final in milwaukee nothing else i get yeah so they're just moving past the whole we play the game to keep score and and losses, and just announcing when a game is over.
So they say a picture's worth a thousand words. And technically, according to Twitter's terms of service, that's 620 characters over the limit.
Right. Right? Did I do that math right? Yes.
720. Yes, you're exactly right.
So I'm in on this new trend where it's like bad news. We can just pretend it didn't happen.
The other part of bad news being on the cool throne, the trend of alerting your friends if they're in the correct headspace to get bad news. I saw that, yeah.
Apparently, it's not right to tell people bad news unless you get their consent first. the uh so so someone showed this and it got pretty viral it's basically saying this is how you should alert people before you send them bad news you should say are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you always what i live my life in in that headspace if you get that text and you say no then you just are are more fucked up because you're like, what is this shit that's going to screw me up? Well, you also put that on the person asking you if you're in the right headspace because now they're concerned about you.
Right. Like, oh my God, this person is so fucked up that I can't give them anything except for a congratulations or great news.
But it's like saying, are you okay? PFT, you ready for me to give you some bad news? No, I'm not. Well, then you were walking around the rest of the day saying, I wonder what that bad news was.
Or you're just putting everything off and pretending it's fine. Listen.
And then one day it'll just all blow up. We've overthought this.
Yeah, what about this one? Just give people bad news when they need bad news. So there was a...
Just call them. No, no, no, no.
No, no, no. Getting a phone call is bad news.
No, that is terrible news. When my phone rings, it's always bad.
Horrendous news. Hank, that was bad, too.
Who breaks bad news over a text, though? That's fucked up, I think. That's how you do it if you don't want to have to deal with repercussions.
If something terrible happened, I had to tell you I would not text. No, you just text, hey, man, bad news.
Just DM me. And then drop it.
Hey, man, bad news. Hit me on the Yo app.
Nana's dead. Yeah.
We're're gonna have to make an ipad commercial about it

they're also saying that uh you should ask for consent uh before sexting which as a general rule of thumb is good to know that the person that you're going to be sexting with is okay with you sexting them i agree with that but someone made a template for it and the template goes as follows i've been having some sexual thoughts about you i'd like to share over text if you'd enjoy that.

Oh my God.

This is,

we've,

this is,

that really gets the mood set. The best way, don't send a dick pic, but a nice little fruit basket picture or just a scrotum pic is how you say I would like to sext you if I may have your consent.
Yeah, like here it is. Here are my balls.
Yep. I'll shave if we want to keep going further here.
Reply one to stop, two to continue. God damn it.
That's good. So make sure everyone, if you're giving someone bad news, just either don't give them bad news like the Knicks or check their headspace first.
Yeah. When the Bears lose tomorrow.
Yeah. Actually tweet at Big Cat.
Are you in the proper headspace? Yes. Bad news.
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Okay, here he is. Kane.
Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest. It is Glenn Jacobs, a.k.a.
the mayor of Knox County, a.k.a. Kane, the wrestling legend.
Thank you. Should we say, what do you want us to call you? Mr.
Mayor or Cain? Glenn. Glenn? Glenn.
Glenn. Or anyone.

Okay.

Yeah, I mean, you're intimidating.

You're a big guy.

I'll call you whatever you want.

So you can tell me.

Yeah, Glenn, Mr. Mayor, it's great to have you on.

You have a new book out.

It is called Mayor Cain.

It's probably the greatest cover I've seen in a book. It is awesome.

So it's got you signing a piece of legislation wearing, I think, that exact suit that you're

wearing right now, and then Cain behind you with the fires of hell or a volcano exploding it's pretty great. It is called My Life in Wrestling and Politics by Glenn Jacobs this book cover is exactly how I would like envision it if you told me you're writing a book.
This is so perfect. Well thank you.
I appreciate that. about it, man.
I don't know. They might have.
So tell us about the book. What made you want to write the book? Well, it's my autobiography.
It's the story of my life. And a lot of stuff about WWE, of course.
A little bit of political stuff, but not really, you know, hey, this is why I like this person. This is why I hate this person.
More so of this is why I believe what I believe. So it's non-threatening political stuff.
And I just felt as my wrestling career, as I was winding down my wrestling career, I thought that people would be interested in seeing some behind-the-scenes stuff of what's happened, especially during the Attitude Era, because I was a big part of that, and a different perspective on things. People write books, and I remember reading some stuff going, that's not quite how I remember it.
It's just a little different. Not to necessarily say that anyone's right or wrong, but from a different viewpoint, you sometimes see things a little bit differently.
I like how you say that you're writing it maybe from a perspective that's not intimidating, but you have to know that anytime you say something to somebody, they might be intimidated on the other because you're an intimidating guy. In politics, that probably works to your advantage a little bit, even when you're being nice.
Well, I don't know, man. In politics, people can be, there's a lot more than going on than meets the eye, and there's you know there's, you know, often some such refuse and that sort of thing going on.
So I don't know if the direct physical intimidation always works that well. But, I mean, you are Cain, so.
This is true. It's like.
You can always see him. Yeah, you can choke somebody through a table if worse came to work.
Do you feel at times, because you are now a mayor and in the political world, do you feel like the corporate cane character come to life? And are you disgusted with yourself sometimes when you look in the mirror? You're like, I've lost my way. Oh, man.
So I was actually giving the graduation keynote address at the fifth grade graduation. Ooh.
Yeah. In one of the schools, yes.
It was pretty cool. And in the program, they have my name, everything listed, right? And it says Glenn Jacobs, professional wrestler.
I'm like, that's, you know, I was really good at that. You know, business person.
And my wife and I have some businesses, you know, and proud of that. And then politician.
And I went, oh, my mom would be so disappointed to see the politician part. Yeah, corporate Kane.
You are. But the difference was that corporate Kane was really – he was just a corporate – he was basically a suck-up.
Yeah, he was a bootlegger. I hated corporate Kane.
Exactly. And I loved Kane.
Yeah. Yeah.
So, yeah, corporate Kane has know, with the Vanger stuff. Good, good.
I'm going to wear a suit, but I'm definitely not that. Yeah, I mean, that's what, obviously, when you see you in a suit, you're like, oh, there goes Corporate Kane.
It's just kind of in our heads. So we're right of the age group that the Attitude Era was like right in our wheel spot.
You know, we're both 34 years old. Your storyline, for my money, is the best storyline in WWE history.
The fact that they, you know, teased it for so long, Paul Bearer saying, I'm going to reveal Undertaker's darkest secret, and it's you, his half-brother. When you, the build-up to that, because they put you on ice for a while, right? What does that look like when you're sitting there watching Raw or watching pay-per-views knowing that this storyline eventually you're going to be revealed but you have to sit there and wait? Yeah, it was very nerve-wracking and I agree with you.
It was the best story WWE has ever done not because of what I did but because they did such a great job telling the story. No were part of it well but still I mean you have you know for months before uh Kane ever debuts and

you have Paul Bearer talking about it and you have all this backstory and you know and yeah all this

stuff is building up and of course you know I'd had you know a couple characters that we won't

mention that hadn't been necessarily overly successful um so I was there was there was some

pressure man you know and a lot of it was even my debut was just you really just don't mess this up

Thank you. overly successful.
So I was, there was some pressure, man. You know, and a lot of it was even my debut was just, really, just don't mess this up.
Were you worried about the, when you ripped the door off? I wasn't worried about that. I was more worried about the tombstone.
Yeah, that's true. But, yeah, it was pretty nerve-wracking because there was so much emphasis put on it.
You know, Undertaker is just, you know, a huge star, and I'm getting thrown right into the mix with him, of course, and it was a little nerve-wracking. And it worked so perfectly, too, because you guys were such similar sizes where you see it and you're like, oh, my God, they actually are brothers.
You know, my 12-year-old brain or whatever it was, however old I was, was like, this is actually true. He thought thought he died in a fire but he's not he's back yeah yeah yeah the story was it was magnificent you know best of all time yeah it really is it was also pretty helpful that you got to share the same moves too so you knew oh yeah moves that already were gonna work yeah exactly that were gonna be fan favorites yeah and of course you know that was that was part of it I it, too.
I mean, in some ways, Kane was either mocking or paying tribute to his brother, The Undertaker, by doing the same stuff that he did. And we designed that all on purpose.
But, yeah, I didn't have to invent anything. I could, you know, it was kind of ready-made already.
So when you burned him alive, was that real? That was crazy. Which one? which one was jr no when you burned undertaker alive in the casket oh yeah yeah yeah yeah that was fucked up i mean it was so uh um you know we there there was a lot of uh uh smoking mirrors involved with that yeah i still don't understand how okay got out of that yeah but you know the thing was that um we we used uh they used lighter fluid uh was was the exo accelerant um but they uh they didn't tell me how much that they had used and so yeah it ended up being a lot more and a little more spectacular flame than i thought that it was going to and to To this day, evidently the arena there still remembers that.
Yeah, you lit a full fire in the arena. It's crazy that they let you do that.
Yeah, it was all controlled environment. Yeah, but I feel like it doesn't happen anymore like that.
That's the true attitude area. The lawyers got involved too much.
Yeah, you get away with stuff. Well, you know, like I said, it was pretty controlled.
Yeah. We had safety measures in place.
Yeah, it's controlled fire. Exactly.
Were there ever any storylines or stunts that when they're presenting to you, and they're like, Cain, this is what we have planned for this week, that you said, I don't know about that. That might be too far for me.
In almost everything, you know, sometimes you would hear the concept and you'd be like, okay, you know, how are we going to do that? But there was a lot of planning put into stuff, you know, and our safety was, you know, was paramount. But even like the first Inferno match, right? You know, and I talk about it in the book, but basically I'm going to have my arm lit on fire.
That's not really a natural thing to do, right? Well, unless you're born from fire. Well, I know, but Glenn isn't.
He came by the bit. I'm just saying.
It's hard for you to be like, I don't want to do it. It's like, dude, you were born from fire.
So we have Hollywood stunt people come in, and we're rehearsing that day. And they're like, so you guys are going to do this real time, right? I'm like, yeah.
It's like, man, it took us weeks to set this up. I'm like, oh, boy.
That's not what you want. No, exactly.
And so we did a rehearsed burn outside where they put everything on, and I'm looking at my arm, and there's real fire on it. And they're telling me, I go to move, don't do that.
You've got to move this way. You have to keep your arm behind you because if you move into it, you could inhale the flames, right? Don't put the fire in your face.
Exactly. But here's the thing.
They don't tell you that before you do it. Here's the thing.
So I have to go out and have like a 20-minute match, do all this stuff, then, you know, do this stunt that I've never done before except in a rehearsal in front of a live audience of 15,000 people with millions out watching on pay-per-view. and I have to keep all this stuff straight in my mind, right? Yeah.
So, you know, it was stuff like that. That's one of the biggest things that separates, I think, WWE from every other form of entertainment is one second you're doing a promo, the next thing you have a match, the next thing you're doing something else, and the next thing you're doing a a stunt and you have to be able to keep all of that stuff in mind and track do everything safely um and do it in front of a live audience right and i think we're the only entertainers in the world that have that sort of uh multitasking that is demanded of us on a pretty regular basis and when you're done with all of that would you what would it look like i always am curious this of this.
When you're done with a match and you nailed it, is that similar to a locker room after a big win? You guys sit back and you're like, man, that was great what we just did. Yeah, it is.
And then you travel to the next town and you're going to do it all over again. But yeah, especially when it's a high-profile match, WrestleMania or something like that.
What was your favorite match of all time? When you look back and you're like, damn, that's the one I'm – close my eyes and remember. My favorite was when I won my first world championship.
That was against Austin at King of the Ring. 98? Yeah, 98.
98, King of the Ring in Pittsburgh. And, you know, that was just so special because it was my first world championship.

And it was against Stone Cold Steve Austin.

And so that would be the one that I look back on and say that's the coolest one.

And also WrestleMania 14, which was the culmination of the original Undertaker Kane story.

Involved Pete Rose and all the stuff of that, too.

But that was really special.

When you won your first championship, how far in advance do they tell you that that's going to happen? I don't really remember. I mean, we kind of had a layout for the storyline, and the simulation of the match was that if I lost the match, I would set myself on fire.
So I had a vested interest in winning that one. A lot yeah but um you know i i really don't remember um and you know i don't know if we had everything fleshed out until the end but i was yeah i was thinking myself well i probably need to win this one or it's going to be a short-lived career right with a spectacular ending yes with a very spectacular ending absolutely one you can only do once yes yes uh when you're when it comes time to cut a promo, that's my favorite part of wrestling, is the promos.

When you get real mad at the camera, you get animated, you're trying to get people amped up,

you're trying to get people to buy whatever the next pay-per-view is.

What mindset do you put yourself into to cut a real top-level promo?

So you have to be, I guess, in the moment, right?

You have to be emotional. There's emotional mean, you have to put yourself there.
Um, and it's the same thing in acting. Like, you know, you're, if you have a very emotional scene, you have to just somehow be able to bring that, bring that out.
And, uh, it's even harder in acting because in wrestling generally you have, uh, you're in front of a live audience, you know, and you can feed off of their energy. In acting, you're not.
You're on a sound stage usually. So that's really hard.
But, I mean, it is just figuring out how you get yourself to that emotional level because the thing is the audience can see through it. If you don't believe it at some level and your performance isn't what it should be, they're going to see right through that.
So that's – yeah, that's one of my favorite things too, especially I could see, you know, like Ric Flair and Dusty Rhodes. You know, Dusty Rhodes being like, you know, the hard times promo, greatest promo ever, right? Yep.
You know, and just that ability to almost, you know, it's almost like he's telling people at home watching on TV, just reach out and touch the TV and you can feel this energy. And not many people can do that.
That's another thing that separates great performers from really average. So in your era, in the Attitude Era, who do you think was the best at doing that? There are a couple, man.
Austin was really, you know know really good i mean um and basically uh they would just tell steve you know hey this is you know these are your bullet points go out and do it and he would go out and do it of course rock was really good at it as well um undertaker in his own way too because like with undertaker and me both there are certain constraints because of our characters i mean you know it's not like I could go out and talk as Glenn would talk but amped up because Kane's a completely different character. So that made it more difficult in that respect.
And same with Taker. I mean, his character is, you know, Mark Calloway doesn't talk like The Undertaker.
Right. So, you know, and it would be very specific things in that case.

You know, and Triple H is really good.

Shawn Michaels is as far as connecting with the audience overall.

Shawn Michaels and Daniel Bryan are the, you know,

the two best people that I've seen that can just, like,

pull an audience in like, you know, no one else can do.

Yeah.

Who is your favorite person to work with outside of The Undertaker?

Oh, man.

No offense.

I hate that question because there's just been so many people that I've really, really had the privilege of working with.

All right, let me redo it then.

Why was X-Pac the best tag team partner you ever had?

Good question.

Well, at the time.

Who's my favorite.

Right.

Because you're tall guy, short guy.

Yeah.

And in that contrast, I always liked tagging and working, wrestling against smaller guys because the story was already told, right? With X-Pac, it was also at a time where, you know, the Kane character needed another dimension because he'd been a silent killer, and at some point that gets old. And with X-Pac, we're able to do that with you know the the emotion that i he was like my only my only friend in the whole world right was x-poc um and so the timing was right and then of course sean was one of those guys that uh you know he was he really looked out for me i mean he wanted you know he wanted me to be successful and and he was willing to work at that way.

But I've had so many, man.

I've had like X-Pac, Hurricane, RVD, Daniel Bryan, Big Show, you know,

and, of course, Takers.

I've had a lot of tag team partners that, you know, I think we did really well.

The answer is X-Pac.

It's fine.

Okay.

We can agree.

Yeah, yeah.

X-Pac is a favorite.

I loved it.

I loved it as a kid because it was really just like, oh, short guy, tall guy.

This is fun.

He's a personal hero of mine.

I based my entire look accidentally off X-Pac a little bit. I've always wondered, in the tall guy, short guy dynamic, when he's in the ring and he's getting his ass kicked, are you standing behind those ropes? Is there a small part of your brain that actually starts to feel like you need to go defend your your buddy like be his protector at times maybe you know especially depending on who you're in there with um you know and then then just from an entertainment value it's like you know at some point you're you're killing me over here because you know it's like why doesn't kane just go in and you know basically beat everybody up yeah right that was my question at some point yeah i'd be like okay i you know has got to stop, and I've got to go in and do something.
The one time I had a hard time suspending disbelief when it was you or The Undertaker or Big Show, somebody that was just massive and could kick everyone's ass, and you just have to kind of wait and not go in there and just dominate everyone. Or if you're just in the ring with somebody that's a lot smaller, and I'm like, wait, no, you're 150 pounds heavier than this guy.
There's no chance he could be pinning you right now. or if you're just in the ring with somebody that's a lot smaller and i'm like wait no you're 150 pounds heavier than this guy there's no chance he can be pinning you right now like if you are in a situation where you're getting beaten by a smaller guy as part of you are you like i just want to throw this guy off me and and then fuck the storyline uh no because you're trying to do business but you also have realize that, yes, if the fans aren't buying it, that you have to do something, right? And if your character's getting buried because, in many cases, because the other guy isn't aggressive enough.
You know, I mean, you get some of the guys like Kurt Angle. I mean, Kurt Angle wasn't necessarily a big guy, but good Lord.
You know, he'd just go out there and, you know, he was just so aggressive and, you know, could take anyone. Um, and you know, just, uh, folks that, that maybe not had been that big, but were extremely aggressive and their stuff looked really good.
You know, that was one thing, but yeah, sometimes it's like, okay, you know, this has got to stop. And you know, all of a sudden just, you know, pow and you have to have to do what you have to do in some cases.
Right, right. Where's the mask? It's in my closet.
Okay. There's actually the masks.
Ooh. Yeah, I have a few.
Because you said I was reading up on some stuff this morning, and you kept on saying when you did, I think, a Q&A, you're like, it's in a secure location. That secure location is my closet.
Okay. But we do have an alarm system so don't try to break well i thought you and i was hoping you would answer it this way you didn't but that's okay uh just you know breaking my heart as a child off there man i'm sorry yeah yeah it's true we should have this we should have done a work here but you i thought you thought i have it a secure location because the minute i put it on i'm back back to Kane.
Okay. And, like, you don't want to see Kane.
It's being kept from you. Yeah.
No, he's keeping it from himself because when he puts it on, he does bad things. Well, that's what it is.
Maybe he's hired somebody to, like, get this as far away from me as possible. So that's true? Yes.
Okay, cool. That's absolutely true, man.
When you put the mask on, do you kind of flash back a little bit have you ever have you ever considered wearing it to like a town hall meeting no i have not actually um well maybe you probably a good segue though because i want to talk a little bit about your your political career and being mayor is it hard it wasn't hard and is it hard still today to maybe have some people take you seriously when it's like you were Kane and now you're a real mayor that's real world and he's trying to solve problems that we all have um I think that you know we've reached the point in society where folks understand that WWE is entertainment and we've we've what do you mean we've exactly um and you know a lot of the stigma and stereotypes surrounding it have have been diminished i mean you know good lord you have you know dwayne johnson's the number one movie star in the entire world you know johnson is doing some really great stuff um you know so i mean you're always gonna have some folks that uh say whatever and you just ignore those but i think a lot of it is just you know just people getting to know me and realizing that you know that's a character right play on tv i mean you know here's the thing i mean no one no one thinks that anthony hopkins is really hannibal lecter at least i hope not you know and that's you know that's really i think it's you know it's uh if people want to be childish about things okay but if you want to be mature and, you know, people do different things for a living and acting entertaining in some cases is what they do for a living, you know, that's fine. And we should all respect that.
Right. But I understand, too.
You know, I always say that a lot of politicians, when they're campaigning, they're trying to convince people that they are the person they see on TV. I had to convince people that I wasn't the person that they saw on TV.
So how did you do that? Did you, like, tone it down? No, I mean, I was just myself. Just go out and realize that people are going to bring up the wrestling thing.
I'm proud of my WWE career, and I could actually use that to open the door. I could use that to get media, to get some attention.
But in the end, I had to be me. And I had to talk about substantive issues and things that folks would expect from that position.
So I knew that I could use the wrestling thing to my advantage to get attention, but I also knew that there was a much higher bar for me to cross when it came to things like policy and things like articulation and that sort of stuff. So during the campaign kind of strategically use the wrestling bit where it would work and then realize, too, that I can't rely on that.
And if I were to, I was really doing everyone a disservice. When are you going to run for president? I'm not, man.
Who would ever want to be president? Come on, President Cain? No, no way. Yeah.
Yeah way. That would be incredible.
I would never want to do that. Could you imagine if you had your entrance music every time you came to be like, we killed a terrorist, and you'd come out? I mean, that's...
It's like a little platform underneath the Resolute desk in the Oval Office that you rise up from the ground and smoke. Here's the bad thing.
I think in many ways that's what politics has become is entertainment. Yeah.
And that's not a good thing. We're seeing a lot of wrestlers getting into politics.
I mean, it goes back to Jesse the Body.

Jerry Lawler was king of Memphis,

and The Rock's probably going to run for president someday.

Have you and him talked about that, about his political career?

No.

Man, no, dude.

He's doing great in movies,

and there's no way I could ever talk to anyone about running for president.

That would be the most difficult job in the world, and not for the reasons that we think, I think either. Yeah.
Yeah. So you, now do you have, I mean, it's a question that most politicians do get asked though.
Like, do you have aspirations to go up the ladder of mayor to the next thing? I have no idea. Okay.
I don't, you know, right now I'm just concentrating on being mayor and doing the best job that I can at that. Did you ever build that chair the first day when you were in the office? You did? Yeah, that's it.
That's actually, yes. I remember that.
You're like, hard at work. It's my own special chair.
I've actually, at my office at home, I have one of those. It's a big and tall chair.
It's a tweet where the first day when he got elected mayor, it was just a chair that he had to put together. He was sitting on the ground.
And I was like, Kane's already getting results. That's the hardest thing that you can do, actually, is put together a piece of furniture on your own.
Yes, it's true, isn't it? It's true. Day one, built a chair.
Yes. Check.
Yes. Hopefully that's my biggest accomplishment.
But if it is, that's also an accomplishment. Well, thank you.
I appreciate it. I mean, you built a chair.
That happened. All right, my last question, Seeky question, promo code take.
We're here with Mayor Glenn Jacobs. You know him as Kane, or if you live in Knox County, you know him as Mayor.
We asked this.

He's got a new autobiography out called Mayor Kane.

We asked this to every wrestling person who comes through these doors.

Have you ever sneezed in front of Vince McMahon?

I don't think I have.

Smart.

Yeah.

Smart.

Doesn't like it.

That was smart.

Smart by you.

Have you seen anyone?

I don't recall. I don't think so.
Smart. Very smart.
He hates it. He thinks you lose control of yourself when you sneeze.
That's a sign of not having full capacity. What's your relationship, though, like with Vince? I could probably sneeze in front of him if I needed to.
You think so? Yeah. That's where it ends.
You got a little too comfortable. No, man.
Vince has always been very good to me.

He's been very fair to me.

In fact, when I decided that I wanted to run for office,

he was one of the first people that I talked to.

Not only because I had to, but also... You really are corporate.

Just check in with him.

But also because I needed his support.

Not only for all the obvious reasons, but also because it was important to me. Because I wanted to make him proud of what I was doing.
So he's always been very good to me. And I can tell you, despite all the things that people say about Vince, he's very loyal to folks that are loyal to him.
And I've seen that time and time and time again.

Yeah.

So I have a very good relationship with him.

That's awesome.

That's great.

My last question is about X-Pac again.

Did he ever poop in any of your stuff, any of your artifacts?

Did you ever discover just X-Pac's scat laying around?

No.

No.

Not to you.

He knew better.

I guess.

Wait.

How often?

I have one final, final question.

How often do you talk to Undertaker? I talk to him not that often, but every couple months or so. I mean, family occasions and stuff, like Thanksgiving, Christmas.
I might call him on Thanksgiving. Yeah, I mean, family, right.
Were you shocked when he lost at WrestleMania? Yes. I was, too.
I was there. Yeah, were you? Yeah.
Shocked me. Yeah, me, too.
Me, too, man. I was still shocked.
Yeah, yeah. Here's the thing, man.
The streak was not something I think that was like something that was planned, right? It just kind of organically grew. He kept on keeping everyone's ass.
Yeah, he just kept on going and kept on going. And that would have been, in my opinion, that was one of those things that it was part of WrestleMania.
WrestleMania. Right.
It was almost like folks would watch the match, and the match was fine, but what they really wanted to see was Undertaker 27-0. So, yeah, I was pretty shocked by that.
In fact, initially I was like, oh, they're going to restart the the match and then it was one of those things where everybody was so confused i was like what just happened yes absolutely i just noticed right now uh the forward is from senator ran paul is he a friend of yours yes when uh when he got into that dispute with his neighbor were you like hey if you need anything in the future, I can stop by. Me and you can be like the politician version of X-Pac.
Well, man, that whole thing was just completely terrible and a horrible commentary on the state of politics. And also what really bothers me is even now you see people on Twitter and they laugh about, and they say, you know, his neighbors should get him again.

It's like, you know, the guy got seriously hurt.

I mean, he had to have part of his lung removed because of that.

Jesus.

You know, so it's unfortunate now in politics we've reached the point

to where assaulting someone, you know, is praised.

It's horrible.

This is – this book, you've got to buy it,

because I'm looking at it right now, the pictures.

November 16, 2003, at Survivor Series, Burying My Brother Alive, again. This book was awesome.
Again for the second time. I think it was like three times.
I mean, it's pretty cool. I forgot when you got unmasked.
I mean, so many great storylines. Yeah, that's actually my favorite entrance is when I came out of the, they had me in shackles and manacles and coming out of the paddy wagon.
Yes. You know, I was like, man, that was the coolest thing ever.
It really was. It really was.
Great time in wrestling. And he's now the mayor of Knox County.
Unbelievable. And soon to be president.
That's right. Glenn Jacobs.
Thank you so much. Thank you guys.
Appreciate it. Thanks.
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All right, let's do some segments and some guys on chicks. First up, we have Trouble in Paradise.
It actually might not be Trouble in Paradise now that I'm thinking about it. Jerry Jones said in his his interview today uh on the radio said jason garrett will be a coach in the nfl next year fact didn't say where didn't say if it was gonna be the cowboys didn't say if he's gonna fire him just said he will be a coach in the nfl next year very very passive aggressive way of jerry to let him know that i love you but i'm also liable to fuck your life up.
I actually think Jerry Jones is now thinking about keeping him. Well, he's thinking about thinking about keeping him.
I don't think that he's actually considering unless they win the Super Bowl. Jerry Jones is at the point now.
It's like moving. Okay.
No one wants to move. You hate moving.
If you have to move apartments, it's the worst. There are so many people out there who stay in the apartment they're in just because the idea of moving is a hassle.
Yeah, hand up. Right.
You're like, fuck this. I don't want to get a mover or get a friend or do all this shit, change all my bills, everything.
I got a blind dog. He knows the floor plan.
I can't put him in a new space weird awkward couch you have to bring up the stairs like oh shit i can't get it uh oh man watch out guys so it sucks so jerry jones is basically a guy who's in his apartment and is like i could move there's some things i don't like but then i'd have to do all that stuff and it's a pain in the ass why don't i just stay here where i'm comfortable where i know that i can maybe allude to my coach being fired but never actually fired i'll take your analogy one step further and say that he also really enjoys shopping for new apartments he loves using street easy so so jerry is addicted to also sitting on his couch thinking about moving but just perusing apartments that he could be living in oh, this one's nice. Oh, look at this.
Oh, look, Ron Rivera. Oh, that's nice.
Yep. And he's just checking it out.
That's a really fun thing to do is be like, oh, I could live there. They've got a gym in the basement of the apartment complex that I'll never use.
Yep. They've got one of those big rooms with a giant projector screen that's never bright enough, and it says it's HDTV, and I can have all my friends over to watch DVDs, which I'll never do.
Oh, a shared patio with a bunch of grills? I'll definitely grill every day there. Yeah, I'll go keto because I'm going to be eating out so often.
So sick. He also said, Nobody has the exclusive skills to get the job done so that collectively you can win a Super Bowl, but there are qualified people.
Jason Garrett is one of them.

Translation, I think nobody has the skills necessary to deal with me

talking about his job on the radio every week for eight years.

But Jason Garrett's one of them.

But Jason Garrett has it.

The plus, if you go pluses, minuses, minus,

Jason Garrett always is underwhelming and underachieving with his talent on the roster. Minus Jason Garrett has no analytics department and just uses his dumb gut.
Minus Jason Garrett looks like an idiot and just stands there clapping on the sideline like a buffoon every single Sunday afternoon while we get the shit kicked out of us. Plus, I can say all this stuff about Jason Garrett publicly and he'll just eat it.
That's it. It's a good skill to have to be somebody's punching bag.
Yeah. Be somebody's punching bag or their cameraman and just attach yourself to that.
Or both. Or both at the same time and just stick around for a while, and then you'll be totally fine.
Yeah, Jerry Jones is going to miss. The one reason I can see for him not firing Jason Garrett if he doesn't win a Super Bowl is because he loves going on the air and implying that he will fire his coach.
He's addicted to it. And he can't do that if it's like, hypothetically, let's just say it's Jim Harbaugh.
Let's say Jim Harbaugh. Mike Gundy.
Mike Gundy. Mike Leach.
No, Mike Gundy's going to... Lincoln Riley.
Lincoln Riley. That's what I was looking for.
Lincoln goes down from Oklahoma because actually Jerry will throw a bag at him Lincoln goes to Dallas and week one Jerry goes on the radio and he will feel strongly that he can't imply that he can fire his coach at that point and then he's just cucking himself well and not only that but if you don't go on a radio show and you don't have some talking points like, hey, I'm going to allude to Jason Garrett being fired, then you have to start answering questions like, hey, remember that time you came in a shoe? Hey, listen, we're not going to go on the radio and not talk about ejaculating on our thigh. Hey, remember that time? I don't actually know this to be a fact, but like, hey, remember that time, Jerry Jones, do you pay all your taxes on time and have you been paying all of them who knows now we're not here to talk about my financial disclosures now hey we could piss in the air i have it laying her belly button but it ain't a lake that bus you have jerry jones what's the deal with that so it's actually very smart for him to keep the jason garrett around so that he can be like every time he goes on a show, the topic number one can be Jason Garrett, hot seat or not.
The more you keep people distracted from the real issues, probably the better overall you are if you're Jerry Jones. A lot of skeletons in that weird closet.
All right, next up we have Kicker's psychiatry couch, so Kicker's just missing. They're missing at a, this has been the biggest drop in NFL history from year to year.
I love it.

It fell off 5%. Now, you can blame a lot of this on Adam Vinatieri just existing,

but there's also some other stuff at play here like –

Eddie Pinheiro existing.

Eddie Pinheiro existing, just the Bears team continuing to exist.

Half the Patriots kickers getting cut or having appendectomies.

So there are all these things that have to go into consideration. But kickers suck now.
They've actually started to suck again. I kind of love it because it does add an element to the game.
Well, I love it because my kicker always sucks. So I want everyone to come to the pack, like fall back to the pack.
You're just ahead of the curve. Yeah, there are moments in games where it feels like now you can just say, yeah, he's not going to hit this.
We said that on Sunday night when the Patriots took that penalty. I said, oh, I was like, there's no way he's hitting this.
He mentally cannot handle the fact that he has to back up for this extra point. Yeah, it was what, a 38-yard extra point? No, he's not going to hit it.
He wasn't going to hit it. The same thing happened to Eddie Pinheiro a couple weeks ago where they got a penalty, and it's like, no, there's no chance he hits this now.
Really, the only kicker that's any good is Brandon McManus, who was pissed off that he couldn't try a 65-yarder. Dude, that was a little hard.
Brandon McManus said would—so Vic Fangio said he didn't want to have him attempt a 65-yarder because he's seen kickers screw up their motion by kicking really long balls. Basically like a home run derby batting practice.
That's such a Vic Fangio answer. So then Brandon McManus replied, does a quarterback screw up his throwing motion when he throws a Hail Mary? And would Fangio say? I don't think he did.
I think he's like, shut the fuck up, kicker. You're on a 4-8 team.
This conversation's over. We benched Joe Flacco for questioning me.
I'll bench your ass. I actually think that the decline in bullying is making high school kickers more mentally weak.
Yeah. Because they're not able to be bullied at a young age.
Yeah. So when they get older, like nature would say, if you're a kicker, and I used to be one, you should get bullied a little bit in high school you should start to weather that storm that way when you get to uh to the like college age and to the nfl where you're getting death threats sent to you by strangers online it's not affecting you as much because you got shoved in the locker when you were ninth grade here's the other theory ready for this it usually takes i don't know eight to ten years for the kids right now to then be in the age for college nfl whatever so like you know your average eight to twelve year old right now the guys who are in college right now they watched usa soccer tie portugal in the world cup they were like soccer is going to be the future of america let's stick with soccer the kids right now watch us lose to Canada and not make the World Cup.
So in 10 years, kicking will be back because they'll all be like, we suck at soccer. I'm not playing soccer anymore.
So the giving up of soccer. But couldn't you make the argument that...
Pulisic? No, I've thought about that. No, I've thought about it too.
He's too short. And he also plays in England and we celebrate this dude who's not even playing for...
He's also 19. Fucking dude, play for the Colorado Rapids or something.
What about this? What about this, though? Wouldn't you argue that when the U.S. national team is good, then more kids start just kicking stuff? Well, no, because...
You see a person on TV doing it, you want it. You go in the backyard and start kicking your tree until your dad gets you a ball.
They don't quit soccer. They stick with it because they're like, this is the future.

Whereas now, kids that are growing up right now are watching and be like, we suck at soccer.

We're never going to be good.

So they are more likely to go back to football.

So any kid with a giant leg right now is like, fuck that.

Get this football shit off my television.

I don't want to be ridiculed by part of my take.

What about this?

Bob Lee. Do you think Bob Lee has destroyed kickers in America because he's been telling them to not play soccer for so long that they haven't even started kicking at a young age? Well, that's a good point.
I don't know. It's like, what's worse? Concussions in, in FIFA, FIFA though, concussions in football, concussions in soccer are worse.
Yeah, it is. According to to Bo Pelini.
Headers. He taught us that.
There's a lot of headers. So between the headers and the corruption, Bob Lee is to blame for the downfall of American youth soccer and the future of American NFL kickers.
Yeah, if you want a sport where your brain will be safe and there will be no corruption. Play football.
NFL. Yes.
Listen to Merrill Hodge. All right, just chill out, man, before we get to guys on chicks.
Dabo, you got to chill out, dude. He's fired up.
He is. This is my favorite part of the college football season where coaches.
You know what this is? This is loser talk by Dabo Sweeney because what he is doing is he is setting the table. Clubs is not going to lose to Virginia.

But he's setting the table for everyone to be like,

it's unfair that they're not in the college football playoff

if they did happen to lose to Virginia.

So he's just so far deep in his own mind of perceived hate

that he's getting mad about an outcome that's not going to happen.

Correct.

In advance, but letting you know, just so you know,

it wouldn't be fair if we got left out.

He's upset about a hypothetical where they lose to Virginia

Thank you. not going to happen correct in advance but letting you know like just so you know it wouldn't be fair if we got left out he's upset about a hypothetical where they lose to virginia and then georgia gets in with one loss and like oklahoma or utah or baylor gets in with one loss over clemson yeah these are the type of thoughts that you typically reserve for yourself when you just can't sleep at night when it's like super late losing his mind yeah he's losing his mind dabbo uh chill out i do i like the fact that he gets fired up uh and i like the fact that he's mad about the perception that trevor lawrence isn't as good at quarterback as he was last year yeah where does that perception exist well that's like the we don't give russell wilson enough no he was not he was not sharp to start the season well they have been after after the UNC game they've absolutely been steamrolling teams but he was not like I watched him at the

beginning of the season he was not as sharp as he was last year but right now rolled into form right

now you would say like Trevor Lawrence is an outstanding quarterback yes anyone with a brain

and eyes would say that here's here's the thing with Clemson so Dabo what he doesn't understand

is you can most people can hold two thoughts in their head at the same time Clemson is a top four team in the country Clemson might be the best team in the country but at the same time they have played no one like it's okay to say that that they've played no one yet they still are very very good he is he's like struggling with that where it's like it's not our fault that we don't play anyone, that our conference sucks every single year. We should be in the college football playoff no matter what.
No, you don't play anyone, so the margin for error is a lot thinner. It's also not true that it's not his fault that the conference sucks because he's stealing recruits from those colleges.
He's paying them more. So, yeah, maybe if you let some of the good players go to, what, Wake Forest? Is Wake Forest in Clemson? Duke? Yeah, Wake Forest, Duke.
UNC, Florida State. The next Manning brother is going to go to Duke probably, and then you'll have the opportunity to beat them.
Miami has to get good again. Florida State has to get good again.
USC has to get good again. There's some teams out there that have to get good again so that conferences can be propped back up.
The ACC is in one of those spots right now where they don't have anyone but Clemson. Dabo, on that note, said a lot of people thought Clemson could compete for the ACC this year but would not be 12-0.
And our good friend Tom Fernelli said the preseason win total for Clemson was 11-1.5. So literally everyone thought they would be 12-0.
Literally everyone did. Las Vegas thought that.
Atlantic City.

But now he's in a fight with Paul Feinbaum about pacifiers.

I don't know.

That's what I'm really doing. My son's culture.

That's where it gets really interesting for me is where two legends of the game like Dabo

and Paul Feinbaum start butting heads.

Because it's almost like Dabo didn't turn on his television until last Thursday.

And then all of a sudden he's just basking in the takes. He's getting overloaded.
When he couldn't be mad about this all year long. He's got to set himself up for the doomsday.
Remember Georgia last year? It was either last year or the year before when Georgia lost. And I think Saban said, I know what we wouldn't want to do, play that team again.
And then everyone ran with it. It was like, yeah, who would you want to play, Georgia or this team not you don't want to play georgia you got to put them in i also like the people that are that are planting their flag in the ground saying that clemson should be number one because they won last year and they're undefeated this year i'm actually okay with so they need to be number one like it's it's like if you don't kick you off the the logically it's like you're the champion yeah if you're on the top of the mountain and no one beats you, you should actually still beat it.
I actually am fine with that. Yeah, that's winner talk right there.
Right, beat me. You also have to say it's a different team than it was last year.
Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.
I'm okay with that. Winner talk.
If you just keep winning, you should keep being number one. If Dabo just...
If he pulled his kids out of the game and said, guess what, the system's unfair. If Dabo's winning...
He's a literal kid. Yeah, if...
He's a place for Yeah. I know.
If Dabo all of a sudden became a huge pay the players guy right now and you took all your players off the field because of the injustice of the NCAA system, they would have no choice but to make you champion because nobody beat you. Yeah.
You could be the last NCAA champion. I like that.
Just take your title, your glass football.

Take a moral stand.

It's not glass football anymore.

It's a stupid trophy now.

It's the big Dr. Pepper bottle.

Hey, let's do guys on chicks.

Before we do guys on chicks, what is your guys' level of concern about this pig bomb

that is rumored to be coming?

What?

What?

Obviously, it's very high, as you can tell.

Pig bomb?

A research scientist believes the U.S. is the middle of a pig bomb where feral hogs are increasing in huge numbers.
Oh, that's a fact. This is one of those things where the internet truly did break our brains.
Because you'll remember the 30 to 50 feral hog tweet from a while ago. And at the time, I think we discussed it.
And we were like, well, yeah, if you talk to people who are in Arkansas or Texas or wherever, it is an issue. Then a lady got killed by a swarm of feral hogs.
Yes. And then people were, like, tweeting the story out and laughing about it, being like, ha-ha, remember that meme? That is the internet breaking your—like, a lady actually died.
Yeah. And people were like, ha-ha, remember that joke in a reply to a Jason Isbell tweet? Mm-hmm.
That's—I've dug into it. I've watched some videos.

If you search on YouTube, Black Hog Down, you can see some cool videos of them just killing feral hogs.

From a helicopter.

Yeah.

From a helicopter.

It is crazy, the feral hogs.

You know what they should do?

And there's a pig bomb that's coming.

A pig bomb?

They should make a Call of Duty where you just go hog hunting.

They're increasing at rapid rates.

Okay.

Well, let's kill them.

Wait, what's a pig bomb? That is what's happening. it's an epidemic where feral hogs are increasing in huge numbers so it's the pigs are fucking and the worst part is you can't even eat them it's not good meat you can you can eat some of people's people say it's not very good so way to waste some like good bacon so either we all have to become like vocous carnivores, or we have to just...
You can be a member of PETA, but you also have to enlist yourself in a war to the death against the Hots. Black Hog Down.
Sup, PMT boys, especially Liam, if he's single. I went on a first date with this guy last Monday.
We met for a drink, ended up staying out for two and a half hours. I didn't hear from him, which was annoying, but I hate texting and was home for Thanksgiving anyway.
On Sunday, I ended up getting a solid buzz during the early games and hit him up. He suggested one of our places with a pizza, but I wanted to go to a bar because I can't be trusted to hold out on sex if a bed is closed by.
He ends up bailing. Parentheses.
It was fine because I was pretty drunk at that point. But, asked if we could hang out Wednesday.
We didn't make an actual plan, so I'm worried he thinks my place is still an option. After typing all that, I forgot my question, but I feel like he's not that into it.
Can I just interrupt? Pizza? That's all I heard. You tried to fuck him and he didn't want to fuck.
He probably had to shit. Guys are very simple.
He was trying to fuck. He suggested the house, and once she suggested the bar, he bailed.
To fuck in the bar? The bathroom. He wanted to take it to the store.
They went out, and then she was like, hey, we should go out again. He was like, yeah, let's go to your place.
She was like, let's go to a bar, and then he bailed. That guy's too aggressive.
That's not on you. That's not on you.
Do you think that Thanksgiving is the holiday that has the most regrettable drunk text sent to old flames? I would say so. New Year's is probably up there too.
No, because you've got a date on New Year's. I went home for Thanksgiving now.
Yeah. Maybe...
Something ever goes away. St.
Patrick's Day? Yeah. Hey there, PMT boys.
Especially Bubba. Big day for Bubba.
I have been hooking up with a guy recently who has the hairiest butt I've ever seen. It really doesn't bother me that much, but I think it's so weird! It's just so weird.
I really want to ask him about it, but don't want to offend him. Any tips on how I should bring it up? Thanks.
Yeah, just say, what's the deal with your butt, man? Hey, couldn't help but notice. Wouldn't having a cleanly shaved butt even be weirder? Yeah, I think you want to just trim it to maybe some stubble.
how do you trim butt yeah you sit i don't know stubble butt by like uh by sneak attack in the middle of the night when he's asleep here's what you do if he has a very hairy butt he definitely has a shit load of dingleberries so create fake dingleberries and place them everywhere and then be like what are these things and then he'll get super embarrassed and then you can conversation, hey man, you should probably shave your butt because your little poop toilet paper is getting stuck in your hair. Oh, I like that.
False flag him. Or just light it on fire when he's in bed one night.
Ass up. Face down, ass up.
That's the way you like to get your asshole burnt. The smell of hair burning is bad.
Mm-hmm. Thing of barriers is worse.
True. So I've been hanging out with this guy for a while.
I met most of his friends, but he keeps texting these random parentheses friends with really generic names like John hand that I've never met. And he's never mentioned before.
How do I find out if he's saving other girls as guys names? All right. So your first without sounding crazy, his name is John hand.
Yeah. His other friend is Gary.
What that mouth do. His other friend is Mickey What That Mouth Do.

His other friend is Mickey Anal.

Yeah, he's definitely texting girls.

What you need to do is tell him to put them all in a group text together.

Because if he refuses that, then they're not his friends.

They're hookups.

Yeah, tell Jerry Squirter.

But they're hookups anyway.

Wait, is that some type of implication? I think it's code. It means bathroom masturbation.
So that's his guilty pleasure. So that's how she finds out? My guess is that he has saved this alleged John Hand because it's a girl whose name begins with a J, possibly a Joan, if he's into older ladies.
Hancock. And then, no, the hand is just like, I got a hand job from this person.
She's got beautiful hands. We've had hand sex.
Eventually, it'll turn into John Licky. Yeah, John Vagina.
So this girl, because you can see the text change, she's texted multiple times over the course of the years all about your hair. most recent one is just how often does pft wash his hair i feel like i gotta give this girl

a little shine she's like enamored with your hair how often do i wash my hair i once every

about three days you're not supposed to wash it every day i've learned i've learned that i've

learned i never understood that it's so it's such a dumb thing it's just laziness like people who

say that are just not you have longer hair so it's different and i understand that it I've learned that. I never understood that.
It's such a dumb thing. It's just laziness.
People who say that are just not... You have longer hair, so it's different.
And I understand that it's probably a process. Yes.
But people with... Guys with short hair who try to say, well, your natural oils are actually best after three days of not washing it.
You're lazy. Just admit it.
You're lazy. It's fine.
That's fine. It takes two seconds to wash your hair.
I used to be so lazy, I just just wouldn't get conditioner i get the all-in-one and by all-in-one i mean like the shampoo and the body wash the one that's just for divorced people i think it's that's plus that's what i would use in college and you just put you squirt that onto a washcloth and then your entire body everything yeah later and it's the most dad shampoo of all pert plus pert plus for hair so healthy A little tip, because we're on Guys on Chicks. If you ever want to impress a chick, just be like, ooh, your hair smells great.
What is that, Pert Plus? Always works. Honestly, my answer is I wash, I condition, then I find three different strands of my hair and pull it out from underneath my nut sack.
It gets stuck in weird places when you have long hair. You wouldn't know.
Yeah. But if you have long hair, all your crevices eventually will have some hair stuck in it.
I hope you're happy, girl who keeps texting. And then I get out and I air dry.
Just au natural. Hey, boys, especially Dad Cat.
My roommate cries every single time she's drunk. Do guys cry when they are drunk, too? Even big, strong guys like y'all just curious grace dude listen if you don't have a good cry every now and then every time you're drunk no but if you don't have a good cry every now and then you're crazy you gotta cry every now and then you'll let cry out do guys cry when they are drunk too every time no but have i cried when i've been drunk hell yeah i think uh probably the majority of times that i've cried in the last 10 years i'd say like not 50 to 60 percent have been while i'm drunk dude you just gotta sometimes sometimes the notebook comes on after you've had a couple of glasses of wine and think about something sad you're just like i'm gonna fucking cry real quick it's appropriate to cry let me get cry off When you're drunk, when the national anthem plays, like NoSean Moreno, it's always in bounds.
And then if you step on a Lego. Last one.
Whenever my husband lets the dog out to pee in the morning or at night, he always pees too. Anything I should be concerned about? Should I squat in the backyard and join them? I used to do this all the time.
I did it too. I can't do it in New York anymore because it's too busy, but I used to do it all the time in Chicago.
It was the best. One time when Leroy was a puppy, I actually went out in the backyard with him and I tried to lift my leg to show him how to pee because he didn't grow up around other male dogs.
So he had to learn the behavior of lifting the leg, so I actually lifted my leg and pissed. Should have shown him Mississippi highlights.
Yeah, that's. I didn't watch the Egg Bowl.
Yeah, like an Ole Miss receiver. It didn't work, so he still pees like a girl.
There's nothing better than peeing outside. He squats.
Yeah, it means that he just puts his dick real close to the grid. He essentially does boner dogs.
He tries to touch the sidewalk with his dick. Yeah, peeing outside is the best.
There's no problem with this. And it's also very, it's a bonding thing to pee next to your dog.
That's a cool thing. Last one.
Sup. I know this is frowned upon, but should I ask a guy out at the gym? Yes.
Yes. Everywhere.
Just anywhere. Anywhere you want to ask a guy out.
Just do it. Yes.
Do it. Yeah.
Do it. Is this about Rosillo? Is this from Rosillo? Rosussillo's gonna play this for a sock like yeah that he's been it's a sock puppet russillo account that's tweeting this at us he russillo's gonna be at the squat rack playing pmt with no headphones yeah next to his gym crush yeah hey should we ask should should should we ask the guy who's squatting a shitload and has a sick podcast out at the gym?

Hey, is it okay if I ask?

Yes, you should ask Ryan out.

Hey, is it okay if I ask this bald guy that keeps replaying the Blazers highlights on the TV and taking notes in between sets out?

Why is he obsessed with the Orlando Magic?

Why does he keep yelling about what a chicken shit zone the Pelicans are playing?

Yes, ask Ryan out.

He's a really great guy.

He's a friend of ours. And I think he drives a land rover oh shit yeah okay yeah no big deal like the sporty one too not the like big like mom is range range rover range land rover land rover is meh range i don't know range rover is him real quick.
Which one. One of those is for like big wine moms.

If you drive a white Range Rover, I'm pretty sure it means.

This is going to be great because he's going to be.

Like your center console has a cup holder just for Yellowtail.

He's going to tell us honestly, even though it's like such a sick brag.

Like what size.

Yo.

We're finished.

We just got you guys on Chick's question.

Yo, we're finishing up part of my take right now.

You're on the air.

You drive a Range Rover, bro?

Yeah, dude.

My second one.

What color?

Black.

Ooh, black.

Does it have the leather interior?

Custom black rims.

Oh, you got the murdered out rims.

What kind of interior do you have?

It's a white leather black combo. Whoa.
Does it get hot in the summer, though? No, it's always 71 degrees in Manhattan Beach. Oh.
All right, so yeah, so the chick who wrote in this question asked Ryan Russillo out at the gym because he drives a Range Rover. No big deal.
Yeah, actually, it's kind of this Manhattan Beach starter kit that if you're over 40 and you make a little bit of money as soon as you sign your deed on your house they just give you a land rover oh sick all right here you go thanks bro enjoy this yeah yeah i'll leave this though for anyone looking at purchasing one it's a great automobile but the phone interface is it's a little bit of a first world problem on a six-figure ride it's just it's just something to think about okay thanks ryan thanks ryan we'll talk to you later all right thanks guys always good to have you on ryan all right we'll see everyone on friday love you guys. Shout out to Slow Lewis for this remix.

Love you, Slow. I took a pill in a week to go away.

I don't know what to say.

I'll say it anyway.

Today is another day to find you.

Shout it away.

I'll be coming for your love again.

Shout it away.

I'll be coming for your love again. You don't want to be hot your love again You don't wanna be high like me You don't wanna live in my body like me You don't wanna step up You don't wanna step up You don't wanna step up You don't wanna step up You don't wanna step up You don't wanna step up You don't wanna rock a bus like this You never made me a toast like this You don't wanna be Step up from the next station Step up from the next station Oh, I know I don't think I'm stuck up on my station Stuck up on my station Oh, I know I'm a sad song I'm a sad song Take the light Oh, I know I'm a sad song I'm a sad song I'm a sad song I'm a sad song I'm talking away I don't say so I'll say it anyway I don't say so I'm talking away I don't care.
I don't care. I don't care.
I don't care. I don't say so.
I'll be talking away. I won't say so.
I'll say it anyway. I won't say so.
I won't say so. I won't say so.
Needless to say. I'll say it anyway.
But I'll read some a little wait Slowly learning that life is okay Say after me It's better to be saved than time Say after me It's better to be saved than time You don't want to be high You don't want to be high You don't want to be high You don't want to be high You don't want to be high You don't want to be high You don't want to be high You're my baby Bye. We say I'm freezing alive on Just a day's number in white

You're all the things I've got to remember

Shine away

I'll come with you anyway

Shine away

I'll come with you anyway

I'll come with you anyway

I'll come with you anyway I'll come with you anyway Thank you. I'm out.