WWE Legend Kane, Russ Mic'd Up, And Baby Yoda

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Speaker 1 Are we in the trust tree?

Speaker 4 Always. Always and forever.

Speaker 1 What is the Baby Yoda thing?

Speaker 4 Baby Yoda is the Seahawks Twitter avatar.

Speaker 1 What is the Baby Yoda thing?

Speaker 5 It's from the new Disney Plus show. Everyone, check out Disney Plus.

Speaker 1 Don't sleep that out. BarstallGold.com slash PMT.

Speaker 5 I thought we were still doing that.

Speaker 5 Mandalorian, it's a new Star Wars show.

Speaker 5 It's amazing. Baby Yoda is the breakout star.

Speaker 4 Is he a Klingon?

Speaker 5 He's, I mean, he's basically the main character of the show, but he's electric.

Speaker 1 That's one of those ones. He's electric.
It's a bird box show. It's one of those ones where driving engagement is so cute.
Just via the memes.

Speaker 5 It's one of those ones where it's kind of annoying on Twitter, and everyone's like, oh, baby Yoda, baby Yoda. But if you watch the show, he is so cute.

Speaker 1 And it's like, oh, he's cute on Twitter. I just know I can sense the tides moving.
And, you know,

Speaker 1 as I get get older, and I maybe don't stay on top of everything, although I've never been on top of Star Wars, I've never seen a Star Wars like front to back.

Speaker 1 No way.

Speaker 1 I see these baby Yoda things, and I'm bringing this up because Russell Wilson tweeted it at like two in the morning last night after Monday Night Football. And I was like, well, now it's in my

Speaker 1 jurisdiction. I got to pay attention.
It's also like,

Speaker 4 and so now you have to pay attention to it.

Speaker 4 But it's like it was the Seahawks that said that they would change their avatar to the Seahawks version of Baby Yoda if that tweet got 300,000 or 30,000 retweets.

Speaker 4 And so then every Seahawks fan had a Seahawks baby Yoda as their avatar on Twitter. And then Russell Wilson got to like, hey, me too, guys.

Speaker 1 This is like the Braves doing the Everyone Has Tiger Woods with the Braves hat.

Speaker 5 Yes. Or when Tom got arrested.

Speaker 1 And all the Patreon. Tom, you're on a first-name basis.
Yeah. Mr.

Speaker 4 Brady.

Speaker 5 Anyone you got arrested for

Speaker 4 is a first-name basis. Did everyone change their avatar to like a white-collared shirt that's blue when Robert Kraft got arrested for getting jacked off.

Speaker 1 Ha ha ha. Okay,

Speaker 1 can we do

Speaker 1 still a little tension from the Steve Belichick comment from Hank to PFT on Monday? Can we do that? I also saw the video where Baby Yoda keeps turning on and off the music.

Speaker 1 Can we do that with Electric Avenue? Yes. Okay, great.
Or we can do it.

Speaker 5 He turns it on. Electric Avenue turns on again.

Speaker 1 Take on me. Ooh, okay.
A little remix. All right, so that was, I needed to get that out of the way because it's been bothering me.
It's a great show.

Speaker 1 And I could have figured it out, but I wanted to ask it on this show so you guys could explain it to me. And it ties in because it's Russell Wilson having an MVP-like year.
Yes. Baby Yoda.

Speaker 4 I do have a couple questions about Baby Yoda that we haven't addressed yet. Okay.
One is the first Yoda, is the Yoda the name of the species? Or is Yoda the name of?

Speaker 5 They haven't named the baby Yoda, and they just, so it's like...

Speaker 1 Oh, he's not a Yoda yet.

Speaker 5 Yoda is the only reference point of this species.

Speaker 4 Is that the same Yoda that grows up to like fart on stuff and have ear hair and then teach Luke how to save the world?

Speaker 5 Same species. This was that Yoda's dead already.
This is five years after.

Speaker 1 No, dude, R.I.P., my dog. Oh, so it's not Yoda.

Speaker 5 And it's not, it's not even, it's not, we don't know this for a fact or not a fact, but it's not

Speaker 1 Yoda's.

Speaker 6 Yoda didn't fuck it.

Speaker 5 And then this kid came out.

Speaker 4 What I've learned is

Speaker 4 what I've learned through this conversation is that my brain isn't vanilla for television shows. It just needs to focus on memes.
So just, I get the meme now. Moving on from that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, also how old Baby Yoda is.

Speaker 4 3. 300.
50.

Speaker 1 50?

Speaker 1 So he's got a grown man's dick?

Speaker 5 Born the same year year as Darth Vader.

Speaker 1 Wait, so he's got a real man's dick and a baby face. I mean, I haven't seen his dick.
Well, if he's 50,

Speaker 1 when does Yoda hit?

Speaker 5 Yoda was like 400 when he died.

Speaker 4 Right. But if he's 50, he's got to fucked at some point.
Like, he's got to be the world as big as you. You see him?

Speaker 1 But he's not. He's 50.

Speaker 4 Does he talk?

Speaker 5 No, he just makes cute little noises. Oh, so

Speaker 1 he's a baby. All right, so he's a 50.

Speaker 5 He's like a dog with a reverse dog ears.

Speaker 4 Reverse dog ears. Okay, so he ages like negative seven years forever.
What's his secret? Does he moisturize?

Speaker 1 You're going to have to swim into the midwine to find out. He's probably

Speaker 1 cold rivers. All right, so Russell Wilson, tie this all into football.
Russell Wilson is having an MVP year at the Seahawks. Now, I'm not going to bash Kirk Cousins.
Oh, come on.

Speaker 1 0-8 in Monday Night Football. That's just a stat.
That's not a bash. We alluded to this on Sunday's show where we're like, hey, Kirk Cousins, he had those big games against the Eagles and Cowboys.

Speaker 1 Turns out those teams stink, so maybe he isn't a new new Kirk Cousins. Either way, Russell Wilson, here's what I don't understand.

Speaker 1 Russell Wilson, how can we keep saying, and Booger said this last night a couple times, like Russell Wilson is underrated. Who underrates Russell Wilson? Who?

Speaker 1 Show me the person. He is an exceptional quarterback.
He is now, last night, he passed 3,000 yards. He has eight seasons, eight straight seasons of 3,000 yards on a winning team.

Speaker 1 Only two other guys to do that in the history of football. I think when Big Manning and Tom Brady.
Ever heard of them? Yes, I have. So who's underrating Russell Wilson?

Speaker 4 I think when Booger uses the word we, it's more of like him discussing himself in the past. So he's like, until recently, I used to underrate Russian.

Speaker 1 It's the Royal we. I just.

Speaker 4 And so I think that no one really to this day underrates Russell Wilson, with the possible exception of maybe Carol, maybe not Carolina Panthers fans, because that rivalry was going on for a while.

Speaker 4 It's probably more San Francisco 49ers fans.

Speaker 4 That's probably the only fan base that doesn't give Russell Wilson credit because, with the exception of that one play in the Super Bowl, he's had an exceptional career and he's been really good for quite a long time.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and it's just crazy to me because people keep saying, and I've heard that, I've heard that more than just from Booger. Like, we forgot about Russell Wilson.
Who forgot about Russell Wilson?

Speaker 1 I watched that game last night. I took the Seahawks simply because of Russell Wilson.
Russell Wilson in primetime is electric as long as you don't mic him up. That was so goddamn awkward.

Speaker 4 Let's go.

Speaker 1 He said, let's go.

Speaker 4 I counted it. He said, let's go, Sabre Metrics, 14 times on mic'd up.
And then he said, come on,

Speaker 4 eight times.

Speaker 1 So that's really all that he said.

Speaker 4 It sounded like a mix between, I said on Twitter that it sounded like Lil John just saying, let's go all the time.

Speaker 4 But it was more like, it sounded like a little kid that needed a pee, who's like, let's go. Come on.

Speaker 1 Come on. Let's go.
Pull the car over, dad.

Speaker 4 Come on.

Speaker 1 Mic'd up is awkward regardless because they can't use the real stuff. We all agree.
Like, mic'd up up is

Speaker 1 kind of a stupid premise when you realize that the things that they can actually publish and put out there outside of seeing ghosts. Like, that was the biggest mic'd-up moment we had.

Speaker 1 But it's a weird premise because you can't actually get the real conversations. But for Russell Wilson, it's extra weird because I think that is his real conversation.

Speaker 1 I don't think they left anything on the cutting room floor. Like, when Russell Wilson is mic'd up, the editor who approves everything, he takes the night off.
That's it.

Speaker 1 He's like, whatever he says, it's going to be corny and it's going to work.

Speaker 4 Yeah, it's like the person who's in charge of bleeping out the cuss words on a country station. You have no job now.
You just let it live stream. And then you'll be just fine.

Speaker 4 He just, yeah, he kept screaming it over and over again. And

Speaker 4 I wish that Sam Darnold had never said the scene ghost thing

Speaker 4 because

Speaker 4 we probably would have heard a Mason Rudolph tape by now. Yeah.
If it wasn't for that.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 4 Because they said that the teams have final clearance on it, right? That's my new conspiracy is that whatever Mason Rudolph said was deleted by the Pittsburgh Pittsburgh Steelers spotter.

Speaker 1 Maybe Schefter will get it. Schefter will get it, watch it, promise us the tape, and then never release it.
People don't forget Schefter.

Speaker 1 Jay Bryant.

Speaker 4 Jay Glazer will get it, and he'll just show it to people at parties.

Speaker 1 Yeah, which works too, because maybe someday we'll be at a Jay Glazer party and get to see that tape. But either way, Russell Wilson, unbelievable.
Seahawks, rolling.

Speaker 4 Mike Zimmer, face still very red. Did you see his nose after the game? Yeah.
I think that Mike Zimmer just lives outdoors.

Speaker 4 I think in the Minnesota winters, he lives in a stable like a horse, and he just gets windblown on his face all day long, all night long.

Speaker 1 And the Vikings are one of those weird teams where they have all the pieces that you're like, this kind of works. And then it's Kirk Cousins.
You trust him in a big game.

Speaker 1 And he played really. You trust him in a big moment.

Speaker 4 Kirk Cousins didn't miss any of his wide open receivers.

Speaker 1 He played pretty well.

Speaker 4 The interception probably wasn't his fault.

Speaker 1 Oh, that Russell Wilson interception was all-time. That was great.

Speaker 4 That was a Phillip Rivers interception.

Speaker 1 I was going to say Phillip Rivers or Brett Favre. Brett Favre would definitely definitely do that.

Speaker 4 It's a freaky Friday Phillip Rivers and Russell Wilson body switch. And yeah, so they had the, yeah, Kirk's interception wasn't his fault.
I don't think it bounced off the guy's back.

Speaker 4 He played well overall,

Speaker 4 but I'm still going to stick to my, if I'm doing a verbal meme, you know, the one with the car going down the road and the sign overhead says straight ahead, Kirk Cousins didn't actually play that well.

Speaker 4 And then the turnoff, the exit sign, says he's 0-8 in primetime.

Speaker 1 0-8 and Monday.

Speaker 4 Skidding off to Monday Night Football.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and I think if you, any Vikings fan out there has that same feeling in the pit of their stomach. They're like, man,

Speaker 1 we can go with anyone except for the Kirk Cousins thing.

Speaker 4 It was also good to see the cousin of the giant thermometer, which is the giant decibel meter. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 4 Still loud in Seattle. They had the decibel cam.
That's why I bet on Seattle is because it's very loud.

Speaker 1 The captain of the receiving gloves fans. Yes.

Speaker 1 The capital of the world of receiving glove fans out there. They all are dressed up.

Speaker 4 Now, is it the capital or is it just because they're brightly colored and they stand out? No, all that day glowed, ninja turtle, blood, green.

Speaker 1 I think they all wear the gloves.

Speaker 4 Like they gave a hand job to Michelangelo.

Speaker 1 It's always glove weather out there. Yeah.
Like it's always, you know, you can always throw on some gloves and not have to be weird.

Speaker 4 It's like always between 38 and 62 in Seattle. Right.
Which, if you have a pair of gloves in your jacket, you're going to put them on.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 if it's raining, you're going to want your receiver gloves so you can catch that ball.

Speaker 4 That's true.

Speaker 1 Like, you got to get that extra grip. All right.
Other NFL news we had. Ron Rivera fired.

Speaker 1 Sia.

Speaker 1 Brutal to do it.

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 when you get this close, it's kind of sad.

Speaker 4 I disagree. I think this is a great time to get fired if you're a head coach.
You still have maybe one or two weekends of golfing weather down in North Carolina.

Speaker 4 You get a head start on the job market. Ron Rivera is not going to stay unemployed for long.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 4 He's going to get offers. really probably under the table right now from the Dallas Cowboys.
Jerry Jones has probably already called him.

Speaker 1 But when you get fired in December, you don't get to finish out the season with your guys.

Speaker 4 Your guys.

Speaker 6 I think he'll be okay with it.

Speaker 4 This is good for him, and it's good for the Panthers. How about the Panthers? Because the hands start looking too.

Speaker 1 How about the Panthers? Like six weeks ago, people were saying they might get in the playoffs and Kyle Allen might be the future. And now they have no coach, and their season's over.

Speaker 1 And oh, yeah, Kyle Allen still has small hands.

Speaker 4 No job, no hope, no cash. That's it.
Don't let anything happen, Kevin Bacon.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so that coach firing season is here. It's here.

Speaker 4 Curse of the Black Cat continues.

Speaker 1 Yes. Panthers.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 4 He's gone.

Speaker 4 And then they said that, don't, no, don't say that. Marone's fine.
Marone's fine.

Speaker 4 They said... Marone is fine.

Speaker 1 The head coach.

Speaker 1 Also, Lions.

Speaker 1 What other cat teams are there? Bengals?

Speaker 4 He's safe. He's safe, probably.
Yeah, you got the Gatorade bath. You can't

Speaker 3 people in Detroit.

Speaker 1 We might.

Speaker 4 No, they just lay him off forever.

Speaker 1 The cat teams might be losing some coaches.

Speaker 4 Is he going to get bailed out? No, yeah, he's got Sloeder. Sloater is going to bail him out.
Yep.

Speaker 4 They said that Norv Turner is the assistant to the head coach now. So he's in the Dwight Trude spot.
Perfect. Not assistant head coach.
He's assistant to the interim head coach.

Speaker 1 How many pages to the playbook do you think he's added since Ron Rivera's been fired? He's like, this is really what we wanted to do.

Speaker 4 He's had all his former assistants fax over the off-limits pages.

Speaker 4 Yeah, Christian McCaffrey's going to. So, wait, David Tepper's their owner, right?

Speaker 1 I believe so. David Tepper.
P. Diddy.

Speaker 7 Tough guy, also. Yeah, P.

Speaker 4 Diddy and Steph Curry are sold to all of them at once.

Speaker 4 So if you had to make a decision right now about what coach you would target in Carolina, I saw that they were thinking about

Speaker 4 maybe Harbaugh. Gundy.
So Gundy.

Speaker 1 Talk with the college coaches.

Speaker 4 No, this was like two months ago. I said that Mike Gundy could be the next coach of the Carolina Panthers.

Speaker 1 And you laughed at me. Yeah.
That was me. And

Speaker 1 Gundy has a great thing going. He basically doesn't have to compete for anything and can own Oklahoma State.

Speaker 4 Yeah. He could own both Carolinas, though.
I don't know.

Speaker 4 That bullet would translate real well to Charlotte.

Speaker 1 They're just going to get the new hottest offensive mind. Cohen State.
Robert Salah.

Speaker 4 Different Carolina.

Speaker 1 Whoa.

Speaker 1 Six states. Yeah, yeah.
They own all the states. Robert Salah is the new name.
Obviously, he's gotten the FaceTime. I could.
He's gotten San Francisco.

Speaker 4 I could see him in blue. Yeah.
In blue and black.

Speaker 1 I'm sure there's some like either McVay or I think think LaFleur's got a brother.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's who it is. That's who it's going to be.
It's going to be one of those. It's not going to be, that's exactly what they'll be like, okay, Matt LaFleur won 11 games.

Speaker 1 Okay, let's get his brother.

Speaker 4 This probably means that Cam Newton is not coming back next year. I would assume.
It sounds like just changing of the guard.

Speaker 1 I still don't understand why you would go away from him unless you can trade him for some, or is it a straight cut? I think it's a trade.

Speaker 4 I think it would be a straight cut.

Speaker 1 Okay, well, I...

Speaker 4 For cap reasons.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know. Cam Newton is still

Speaker 1 if he's healthy, still better than

Speaker 1 probably two-thirds of the league. Yeah.
So I don't know what you'd be doing if you get rid of him.

Speaker 4 But it feels like a clean house switch. It feels like Tepper wants to go in a different direction with everything.
So that's why he's saying North Turner, head coach.

Speaker 1 North Turner, you got it.

Speaker 4 Assistant to the head coach.

Speaker 1 Let's do some hot seat cool throne.

Speaker 4 Hank, why don't you start?

Speaker 5 My hot seat is Vice.

Speaker 5 And kind of us for just, you know, people think Barcelona is like the cool, cool media upstart.

Speaker 5 Turns out there was a vice editor who was using his employees and running an international drug ring and smuggling cocaine like all across the world. Can we do that? That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 They're on the hot seat because they got caught.

Speaker 1 We're on the hot seat

Speaker 1 for not doing this. Yeah, we're not as we're not cool enough.
Right. Well, our street, our street credit

Speaker 1 is on the hot seat.

Speaker 4 We're just good enough at it that we haven't gotten caught.

Speaker 1 Or we're on the hot seat that now we have the idea and we're dangerous when we have ideas.

Speaker 5 But this dude was sending just like his employees like PAs and shit with like millions and millions of dollars of cocaine.

Speaker 1 That's nothing.

Speaker 4 I came back from Europe last summer and I brought ham from Spain. Didn't declare it on the on the customs import sheet.

Speaker 1 That's also like such a vice story.

Speaker 1 I would be shocked if that wasn't the case. I feel like that's all that happens at vice.
That's the guy?

Speaker 4 That's it. That's like a vice guy.

Speaker 1 That's a former friend of ours.

Speaker 3 A little bit.

Speaker 4 And this dog's looking over here.

Speaker 1 What are you talking about?

Speaker 4 The other dog's looking this way. I don't know who I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 Nope. All right.
I'll say it after. Okay.

Speaker 4 I'm just shocked that he didn't write a story about it.

Speaker 4 This seems like something, the ultimate vice headline would be, I sold cocaine, got caught, convicted, and sent to jail, and wrote about it for Vice magazine. Yeah.

Speaker 5 Here's my article. Yes.

Speaker 1 I agree. That's the person.
Okay. We're not allowed to say his name.

Speaker 1 All right. It's true.

Speaker 1 Shows picture again. This is at barsalgold.com slash PMT.
You'd know. A little bit.
Yes. A little bit.
Yes. Okay.

Speaker 1 What's your cool throne?

Speaker 5 My cool throne is end of the decade lists. Yeah.
So this is obviously with the end of the year coming up. Everyone's focused on 2020.

Speaker 5 And with it being the end of a decade, there's been a lot of focus on just people rehashing the best, you know, viral moments of the decade. I saw like best viral moments of the decade.

Speaker 5 I've seen best sports list of the decade. Individual teams are doing it.

Speaker 3 It's just, it's all the rage.

Speaker 5 There's not a lot going on in the news world, so you just talk about the best stuff of the past 10 years.

Speaker 4 Top 10 Kirk Cousins losses in primetime.

Speaker 1 That would probably be a hilarious list. That'd be a great list.
Yeah, it would be.

Speaker 3 All right, so we got to do this.

Speaker 1 We got to do it for Christmas, Christmas week.

Speaker 5 Not Mount Rushmore, but it's Mount Rushmore-esque.

Speaker 1 We'll do it. So send us the

Speaker 1 list that you want to see us make. We will make some lists.

Speaker 5 I mean, the Kirk Cousins one.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we'll do that one. I would like to do that.
We'll do that one. We'll absolutely do that.

Speaker 4 Top 10 lists of 10 things that Peter King thinks that he thinks.

Speaker 1 Oh, top 10 times that Phillip Rivers was down late in the fourth quarter.

Speaker 4 Top 10 Phillip Rivers children.

Speaker 5 There's a clip on part of my take Twitter where we did smelling cells before the show, and when Big Cat throws it, he looks exactly like Phil Rivers.

Speaker 1 Yeah, well, that's how I model my games.

Speaker 4 There's a shot button arm, yeah. Yeah.
It's great clips.

Speaker 1 We're both getting up there in age. He's also fertile.
Yeah. Let's go.

Speaker 1 I'm eight kids behind.

Speaker 4 Is that it, Hank? That's it. All right.

Speaker 1 That's my favorite. What do you got?

Speaker 4 Okay, my hot seat is every hockey coach because they're all getting fired. We've had two hockey coaches fired in the last week.

Speaker 5 Isn't NHL just in complete turmoil?

Speaker 1 I feel like.

Speaker 4 Yeah, that's the kind of league that it is.

Speaker 5 I just think that I haven't been paying super attention. I guess I listen to Chipos.

Speaker 1 I feel like there's a lot of...

Speaker 5 There's a lot of shit going down in the NHL.

Speaker 4 Yeah, this is actually the perfect time to get involved in scandals and to fire your head coach in hockey because, honestly, if you fire your head coach this early into the season, this would be the equivalent to firing an NFL coach after like week three, right?

Speaker 4 Right. Right.
Then you have an entire another season to build up.

Speaker 1 To just go crazy. Yeah.
Just fuck it and go off.

Speaker 4 I kind of like it. Good for hockey, getting their coaches out of there early.

Speaker 4 My other hot seat is Swag kelly he's getting sued by a cameraman so apparently on swag kelly's uh very big adventure night where he got beaten over the head with a vacuum cleaner after leaving von miller's cocaine party it was a cocaine themed party not actual i want to make sure i clarify that uh he punched von miller's private cameraman in the face uh broke his orbital bone and gave him a concussion and that's why he left so now he's getting sued but that means swag like bad boy swag is back kind of a douchebag move to have a personal cameraman.

Speaker 1 Agreed, right? Agreed. Right? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Anyone who wants to punch Hank for filming something that he shouldn't be filming,

Speaker 4 we give you permission. It's a content.
It's a content world. It's a content league.
Content league. Vonnie.

Speaker 5 I want to know how else is Vaughn going to get those picks off.

Speaker 4 That's true.

Speaker 1 That's true. Yeah.

Speaker 4 It's harder than you think to photograph live chickens. How else?

Speaker 1 Yeah, how else is

Speaker 1 he going to go and try to sell his behind-the-scenes footage to Bleacher Report in like a 10-series

Speaker 1 thing that no one's going to watch.

Speaker 4 How else?

Speaker 1 Get that money, King. Got to do it.

Speaker 6 Got to do it.

Speaker 4 My cool throne is plane tracking.

Speaker 4 So this is, we are fully into head coaching, plane tracking, Twitter, into message boards, going on flightaware.com all the time, tracking these private jets.

Speaker 4 And we got the state of Arkansas involved in it, which is huge. That is massive because

Speaker 4 that fan base, Arkansas, you're not great at a lot of stuff.

Speaker 4 Your college teams sometimes stink at everything, but you are elite when it comes to tracking planes going across the country, picking up head coaches. You know how they have the

Speaker 4 people from Louisiana that bring their boats to rescue hurricane victims called the Cajun Navy.

Speaker 4 This is the

Speaker 4 Air Traffic Controllers Union of the Ozarks. They are so fucking good at tracking these planes.
We had a few going in and out of Boca Raton where

Speaker 1 Lane Kiffin went on

Speaker 4 there was an alleged jet that was just parked inside of a hangar in Arkansas for hours, and they were waiting to see who was coming out. Speculation was that it was Lane Kiffen.

Speaker 4 Certain dogs reported that Lane Kiffen was taking the job online. And

Speaker 4 things are very much heating up in the state of Arkansas.

Speaker 1 It's a dangerous season for Leroy.

Speaker 4 It is a very dangerous season.

Speaker 1 It's a dangerous season.

Speaker 1 The state of Arkansas.

Speaker 5 Barring material change. Woof, woof.

Speaker 4 Oh, yeah, barring material change.

Speaker 1 You're no different than that stupid fuckhead R.E.A.

Speaker 1 was his name, R.E. What is it? Ari's name.

Speaker 1 I don't remember. Abraham.
It's R.E. Abraham or something.

Speaker 4 But at least Leroy put that in his initial tweet saying barring a material change.

Speaker 1 That kid, I hate him.

Speaker 4 He's getting it on the Clay Helton news, too.

Speaker 1 I do like

Speaker 5 that anyone takes him seriously anymore.

Speaker 1 Who? Ari.

Speaker 8 I don't think anyone does.

Speaker 5 No, but like people, some people, I've seen some Twitter threads where he's like...

Speaker 1 Because this is...

Speaker 7 People defend him. They're like, dude, he made a mistake.

Speaker 5 It's like, he didn't make a mistake. He was clearly just doing it for attention.

Speaker 1 Everyone's brain has been completely broken by social media where everything

Speaker 1 like fake news is actually a thing where people just post anything and they're like yeah that's it that that happens it's a mistake uh arkansas they don't have a football coach but our guy eric musselman the must bus he's rolling i actually saw a shirt one of the one of the guys on staff sent me a shirt people are wearing the messiah shirts m-us-s yeah M-U-S-S-I-A-H.

Speaker 1 I like that.

Speaker 1 We need to go to a game. The Must Bus.

Speaker 4 Must cop.

Speaker 1 Love him. There you go.

Speaker 7 All right, is that it?

Speaker 4 Yeah, I think so. Yeah, that's it.
Just one cool throne today.

Speaker 1 Okay. My hot seat is

Speaker 1 Suicidal Big Cat because Thursday night, the Bears. I've convinced myself fully.
I went on the playoff machine this morning. It's great, isn't it?

Speaker 1 The Bears are going to make the playoffs. Yeah.
So Thursday night, tune in. If the Bears lose, devastation.

Speaker 4 So their odds of making the playoffs are about 50-50 right now, right?

Speaker 1 40-60? 3%.

Speaker 4 3%? 3%. So about 50-50.

Speaker 1 50-50. Their record is 50-50.

Speaker 4 Therefore, the chance of them making the playoffs must also be 50%.

Speaker 1 Here's the realization I had.

Speaker 1 If you're a frustrated sports fan, but your team is still alive, just say fuck it, and let's just hope that the best thing possible happens because then at least you get to watch games that feel meaningful.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Like, in my heart of hearts, I know the Bears are not going to make the playoffs.
But when I convince myself they are, Thursday night is the biggest game in the world. If they win, I'm excited.

Speaker 4 This is actually a double win for us because I've convinced myself that the Redskins are still in the home because they are.

Speaker 6 Right.

Speaker 4 So, this is our playoff push.

Speaker 1 This is a playoff weekend.

Speaker 4 This is big for me. So, if the Cowboys lose, then that's one less thing that has to happen to finish this picture.
It's gonna happen.

Speaker 4 I put 10 bucks on the Redskins to win the NFC East last night to win 10 grand.

Speaker 1 And maybe Dwayne Haskins will throw for more than 200 yards and two touchdowns in one of these games.

Speaker 4 He's not gonna get crazy. Probably not.

Speaker 1 All right, my cool throne is bad news. So, a couple new trends going on around the world.

Speaker 1 So, first, is we, I've been addicted to, we've talked about this, I've been addicted to team Twitter accounts having to tweet bad news and watching the replies.

Speaker 1 Well, the Knicks have evolved past that. Last night, they lost 132 to 88 in Milwaukee, and they just tweeted a picture of some Knicks players high-fiving and said final in Milwaukee.

Speaker 4 Nothing else. I get, yeah.

Speaker 1 So, they're just moving past the whole, we play the game to keep score and wins and losses, and just announcing when a game is over.

Speaker 4 So, that's they say pictures worth a thousand words. So, technically, according to Twitter's terms of service, that's 620 characters over the limit.
Right, right, right. Did I do that math right? Yes,

Speaker 4 720.

Speaker 1 Yes, you're exactly right. So, that I'm in on this new trend where it's like bad news, we can just pretend it didn't happen.

Speaker 1 The other part of bad news being on the cool throne, the trend of alerting your friends if they're in the correct headspace to get bad news. So, I saw that, yeah.

Speaker 1 Apparently,

Speaker 1 it's not right to tell people bad news unless you get their consent first. And

Speaker 1 so, someone showed this and it got pretty viral. It's basically saying, This is how you should alert people before you send them bad news.

Speaker 1 You should say, Are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you?

Speaker 4 Always.

Speaker 1 What I live my life in that headspace. If you get that text and you say no, then you just are more fucked up because you're like, what is this shit that's going to screw me up?

Speaker 4 Well, you also put that on the person asking you if you're in the right headspace because now they're concerned about you. Right.

Speaker 4 Like, oh my God, this person is so fucked up that I can't give them anything except for congratulations are great news.

Speaker 1 But it's like saying, are you okay? PFT, are you ready for me to give you some bad news? You're like, nope, I'm not.

Speaker 1 Well, then you are walking around the rest of the day saying, I wonder what that bad news was.

Speaker 4 Or you're just putting everything off and pretending it's fine. Listen.
And then one day it'll just all blow up away.

Speaker 1 You've overthought this.

Speaker 4 Yeah. What about this?

Speaker 1 Just give people bad news when they need bad news.

Speaker 4 So there was a...

Speaker 1 Just call them. No.
No, no. No, no, no.
No.

Speaker 4 Getting a phone call is bad.

Speaker 1 No, that is terrible news.

Speaker 4 When my phone rings, it's always bad.

Speaker 1 Horrendous news. Hank, that was

Speaker 5 bad news over a text, though. That's freaked up, I think.

Speaker 4 That's how you do it if you don't want to have to deal with repercussions.

Speaker 5 Because if something terrible happened, I had to tell you I would not text you.

Speaker 1 No, you just text, hey, man, bad news. And then drop it.
Hey, man, bad news.

Speaker 4 Hit me on the yo app.

Speaker 1 Nan is dead. Yeah.
We're going to have to make an iPad commercial about it.

Speaker 4 They're also saying that you should ask for consent before sexting, which, as a general rule of thumb, is good to know that the person that you're going to be sexting with is okay with you sexting them.

Speaker 6 I agree with that.

Speaker 4 But someone made a template for it, and the template goes as follows. I've been having some sexual thoughts about you I'd like to share over text if you'd enjoy that.

Speaker 1 Oh my god.

Speaker 1 This is we've this is that really gets the mood set.

Speaker 4 The best way don't send a dick pic, but a nice little fruit basket picture or just a scroll scrotum pic is how you say, I would like to sext you if I may have your consent.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like here it is.

Speaker 4 Here are my balls.

Speaker 1 Yep, I'll shave if we want to keep going further here.

Speaker 4 Reply one to stop, two to continue.

Speaker 1 God damn it. That's good.
So make sure everyone, if you're giving someone bad news, just either don't give them bad news like the Knicks or check their headspace first.

Speaker 4 Yeah, when the Bears lose tomorrow,

Speaker 4 actually tweet at Big Cat. Are you in the proper headspace for seeing some bad news?

Speaker 1 And then I will reply in kind. All All right, let's get to our interview with Kane.

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Speaker 1 Okay, here he is. Kane.

Speaker 1 Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest. It is Glenn Jacobs, aka the mayor of Knox County, aka Kane, the wrestling legend.
Thank you. Should we say, what do you want us to call you, Mr.

Speaker 1 Mayor or Kane? Glenn. Glenn? Glenn? Glenn.
Or anything you want. Okay.
Yeah, I mean, you're intimidating. You're a big guy.
I'll call you whatever you want. So you can tell me.
Yeah, Glenn,

Speaker 1 Mr. Mayor, it's great to have you on.
You have a new book out. It is called Mayor Kane.
It's probably the greatest cover I've seen, and it is awesome.

Speaker 4 So it's got you signing a piece of legislation,

Speaker 4 wearing, I think, that exact suit that you're wearing right now, and then Kane behind you with the

Speaker 4 fires of hell

Speaker 4 or a volcano exploding.

Speaker 1 It's pretty great.

Speaker 1 It is called My Life in Wrestling and Politics by Glenn Jacobs. This book cover is

Speaker 1 exactly how I would envision it if you told me you're writing a book. This is so perfect.
Well, thank you. I appreciate that.

Speaker 3 They may have consulted with you about it, man. I don't know.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And they might have.

Speaker 1 So tell us about the book. What made you want to write the book?

Speaker 3 Well, it's my autobiography. It's the story of my life and a lot of stuff about WWE, of course.

Speaker 3 A little bit of political stuff, but not really, you know, hey, this is why I like this person. This is why I hate this person.
More so of this is why I believe what I believe.

Speaker 3 So it's non-threatening political stuff.

Speaker 3 And I just felt as my wrestling career, you know,

Speaker 3 as I was winding down my wrestling career, I thought that people would be interested in seeing some behind-the-scenes stuff of what's happened, especially during the Attitude era, because I was a big part of that,

Speaker 3 and a different perspective on things. You know, people write books, and you know,

Speaker 3 I remember reading some stuff going, that's not quite how I remember it, you know, just a little different.

Speaker 3 Not to necessarily say that anyone's right or wrong, but you know, from a different viewpoint, you sometimes see things a little bit differently.

Speaker 4 I like how you say that you're writing it maybe from a perspective that's not intimidating, but you have to know that anytime you say something to somebody, they might be intimidated on the other end because you are, you know, you're an intimidating guy.

Speaker 4 In politics, that probably works to your advantage a little bit, even when you're being nice.

Speaker 1 Well, you're like, I don't know, man.

Speaker 3 In politics, people can be, you know, there's a lot more than going on than meets the eye, and there's, you know, often some subterfuge and that sort of thing going on.

Speaker 3 So I don't know if the direct physical intimidation always works that well.

Speaker 1 But, I mean, you are cane, so

Speaker 1 it's like you can always choke somebody. Yeah, you can choke somebody slam somebody through a table.

Speaker 4 Right. Worst came to worst.

Speaker 1 Do you feel at times, because you are now a mayor and in the political world, do you feel like the corporate Kane character come to life? And like, are you disgusted with yourself sometimes?

Speaker 1 You look in the mirror, you're like, I've lost my way.

Speaker 3 Oh, man.

Speaker 3 So I was actually giving the graduation keynote address at the fifth grade graduation. Ooh.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 In one of the schools, yes.

Speaker 3 It was pretty cool.

Speaker 3 And in the program, they have my name, everything listed, right? And it says Glenn Jacobs,

Speaker 3 professional wrestler. I'm like, that's, you know, I was really good at that, you know, business person.
And my wife and I have some businesses, you know, and proud of that. And then politician.

Speaker 3 And I went, oh, my mom would be so disappointed to see the politician part.

Speaker 1 You're Corporate Kane. You are.

Speaker 3 But the difference was that, you know, Corporate Kane was really,

Speaker 3 he was just a corporate,

Speaker 3 you know, he was basically a suck up.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he was a bootleg. I hated Kane.
Exactly. I loved Kane.

Speaker 3 Yeah, and yeah. So, yeah,

Speaker 3 Corporate Kane has nothing to do with

Speaker 3 the

Speaker 3 mayor stuff. Yeah.
Good, good.

Speaker 1 So you're.

Speaker 3 I'm going to wear a suit, but I'm definitely not that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, that's sort of obviously when you see you in a suit, you're like, oh, there goes Corporate Kane. It's just kind of in our heads.

Speaker 1 So we're right of the age group that the attitude error was like right in our wheel spot. You know, we're both 34 years old.

Speaker 1 Your storyline,

Speaker 1 for my money, is the best storyline in WWE history. The fact that they teased it for so long, Paul Bear is saying, I'm going to reveal Undertaker's darkest secret, and it's you, his half-brother.

Speaker 1 When you, the build-up to that, because they put you on ice for a while, right?

Speaker 1 What does that look like when you're sitting there watching raw or watching pay-per-views, knowing that this storyline eventually you're going to be revealed, but you have to sit there and wait?

Speaker 3 Yeah,

Speaker 3 it was very nerve-wracking.

Speaker 3 And I agree with you. It was the best story WWE has ever done.
Not because of what I did, but because they did such a great job telling the story.

Speaker 1 No, you were part of it.

Speaker 3 Well, but still, I mean, you have, you know, for months before Kane ever debuted, you know, you have Paul Barrett talking about it, and you have all this backstory.

Speaker 3 And, you know, and yeah, all this stuff is building up. And, of course, you know, I had, you know, a couple characters that we won't mention that hadn't been necessarily overly successful.

Speaker 3 So I was, there was, there was some pressure, man. You know, and a lot of it was was even my debut was just, you really just don't mess this up.

Speaker 1 Were you worried about the when you ripped the

Speaker 1 door off?

Speaker 3 I wasn't worried about that. I was more worried about the tombstone and making sure that looked true.

Speaker 3 But yeah, it was pretty nerve-wracking because there was so much emphasis put on it.

Speaker 3 You know, and Undertaker is just, you know, a huge star, and I'm getting thrown right into the mix with him, of course. And

Speaker 1 it was, you know, it was a little nerve-wracking. And it works so perfectly, too, because you guys were such similar sizes where you see it and you're like, oh, my God, they actually are brothers.

Speaker 1 You know, my 12-year-old brain or whatever it was, however old I was, was like, this is actually true.

Speaker 1 He thought he died in a fire, but he's not. He's back.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 Yeah, the story was magnificent.

Speaker 1 Best of all time. Yeah, it really is.

Speaker 4 It was also pretty helpful that you got to share the same moves, too.

Speaker 1 So you knew the moves that already were going to work. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 That were going to be fan favorites.

Speaker 3 And of course, that was part of it, too. I mean,

Speaker 3 it was

Speaker 3 in some ways, ways, Kane was either mocking or paying tribute to his brother, the Undertaker, by doing the same stuff that he did.

Speaker 3 And, you know, we designed that all on purpose. But, yeah,

Speaker 3 I didn't have to invent anything. I could, you know, it was kind of ready-made already.

Speaker 1 What, um, so when you burned him alive, was that real?

Speaker 3 That was crazy. Which one? Was Jay?

Speaker 1 No, when you burned Undertaker alive in the casket. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah. That was fucked up.

Speaker 1 I mean, it was.

Speaker 3 So,

Speaker 3 you know,

Speaker 3 there was a lot of

Speaker 3 smoking mirrors involved with that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I still don't understand how Undertaker got out of that.

Speaker 3 But, you know, the thing was that

Speaker 3 we used, they used Lighterfoot,

Speaker 3 was the actual accelerant.

Speaker 3 But

Speaker 3 they didn't tell me how much that they had used. And so, yeah, it ended up being a lot more and a little more spectacular flame than I thought that it was going to.
And to this day,

Speaker 3 evidently the arena there still remembers that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you lit a full fire in the arena. It's crazy that they let you do that.

Speaker 3 Yeah, it was all controlled environment.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but that's something I feel like it doesn't happen anymore like that. That's the true attitude.
Lawyers got involved too. You get away with that stuff.

Speaker 3 Well, you know, like I said,

Speaker 3 it was pretty controlled.

Speaker 1 Yeah. We had safety measures.
Yeah, it's controlled fire.

Speaker 4 Exactly. Were there ever any storylines or stunts that when they were presenting to you, and they're like, Kane, this is what we have planned for this week, that you said, I don't know about that.

Speaker 4 That might be too far for me.

Speaker 3 In almost everything,

Speaker 3 you know, sometimes you would hear the concept and you'd be like,

Speaker 3 okay, you know, how are we going to do that?

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 3 there was a lot of planning put into stuff, you know, and our safety was, you know, was paramount. But even like the first Inferno match, right?

Speaker 3 You know, and I talk about it in the book, but basically, I'm going to have my arm lit on fire.

Speaker 3 That's not really a natural thing to do, right?

Speaker 1 Well, unless you're born from fire. Well, I know, but Glenn isn't.
Cain was

Speaker 1 saying it. It's hard for you to be like, I don't want to do it.
It's like, dude, you were born from fire.

Speaker 3 So

Speaker 3 we have Hollywood stunt people come in.

Speaker 3 And we're rehearsing that day. And they're like, so you guys are going to do this real time, right? I'm like, yeah.
It's like, man, it took us weeks to set this up.

Speaker 1 I'm like, oh, that's not what you want to do. No, exactly.

Speaker 3 And so

Speaker 3 we did a rehearse burn outside where they, you know, they put everything on, and I'm looking at my arm, and there's like, you know, there's like real fire on it.

Speaker 3 And, you know, they're telling me, I go to move, like,

Speaker 1 don't do that.

Speaker 3 You know, you got to move this way. You have to keep your arm behind you because if you move into it, you could inhale the flames, right?

Speaker 4 Don't here's the fire in your face. Exactly.
But here's the thing. They don't tell you that before you do it.
Yeah. Here's the thing.

Speaker 3 So I have to go out and have like a 20-minute match, do all this stuff, then, you know, do this stunt that I've never done before except in a rehearsal in front of a live audience of 15,000 people with millions out watching on pay-per-view.

Speaker 3 And I have to keep all this stuff straight in my mind, right?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 3 So, you know,

Speaker 3 it was, you know, stuff like that.

Speaker 3 That's one of the biggest things that separates, I think, WWE from every other form of entertainment.

Speaker 3 Is one second you're doing a promo, the next second you have a match, the next thing you're doing something else, and the next second, you're doing a stunt.

Speaker 3 And you have to be able to keep all of that stuff in mind and track, do everything safely,

Speaker 3 and do it in front of a live audience. And I think we're the only entertainers in the world that have that sort of multitasking that is demanded of us on a pretty regular basis.

Speaker 1 And when you're done with all of that, would you, what would it look like?

Speaker 1 I always am curious this, like when you when you're done with a match and you nailed it, like what is that similar to, you know, like a locker room after a big win?

Speaker 3 You guys sit back and you're like, man, that was great what we just did. Yeah, yeah, it is.
And then you travel to the next town and you're right away.

Speaker 1 Yeah, all over again. Yeah.

Speaker 3 But yeah, especially when, you know, it's like a high-profile match,

Speaker 3 WrestleMania or something like that.

Speaker 1 What was your favorite match of all time? When you look at back and you're like, damn, that's the one I closed my eyes and remember.

Speaker 3 My favorite was when I won my first World Championship. That was against Austin at King of the Ring.

Speaker 3 98? Yeah, 98, 98, King of the Ring in Pittsburgh. And

Speaker 3 that was just so special because it was my first World Championship, and it's against Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Speaker 3 And so that would be the one that I look back on and say, that was the coolest one. Also, WrestleMania 14, which was the culmination of the original Undertaker Kane story,

Speaker 3 involved Pete Rose and all the stuff with that, too. But that was really special.

Speaker 1 When you won your first championship,

Speaker 1 how far in advance do they tell you that that's going to happen?

Speaker 3 I don't really remember. I mean, you kind of had a layout for the storyline,

Speaker 3 and the stipulation of the match was that if I lost the match, I would set myself on fire. So I had a vested interest in winning that.
A lot of fire stuff.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 But,

Speaker 3 you know,

Speaker 3 I really don't remember.

Speaker 3 And I don't know if we had everything fleshed out until the end, but I was thinking to myself, well, I probably need to win this one, or it's going to be a short-lived career.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 3 With a spectacular ending.

Speaker 1 Yes, with a very spectacular ending, absolutely. But one you can only do it once.
Yes, yes.

Speaker 4 When it comes time to cut a promo, that's my favorite part of wrestling: is the promos. When you get real mad at the camera, you get animated.
You're trying to get people amped up.

Speaker 4 You're trying to get people to buy whatever the next pay-per-view is. What mindset do you put yourself into to cut like a real top-level promo?

Speaker 3 So you have to be, I guess, in the moment, right? And

Speaker 3 you have to...

Speaker 3 You have to be emotionally

Speaker 3 emotional content. I mean, you have to put yourself there.

Speaker 3 And it's the same thing in acting. Like, you know,

Speaker 3 if you have a very emotional scene, you have to somehow be able to bring that out. And it's even harder in acting because in wrestling, generally, you have,

Speaker 3 you're in front of a live audience, you know, and you can feed off of their energy. In acting, you're not.
You're on a sound stage, usually. So that's really hard.

Speaker 3 But I mean, it is just figuring out how you get yourself to that emotional level. Because the thing is,

Speaker 3 the audience can see through it.

Speaker 3 If you don't believe it at some level,

Speaker 3 and your performance isn't what it should be, they're going to see right through that.

Speaker 3 So that's, yeah, that's one of my favorite things too, especially I could see, you know, like Ric Flair

Speaker 3 and Dusty Rhodes. You know, Dusty Rhodes mean like, you know, the hard times promo, greatest promo ever, right? You know,

Speaker 3 and just that ability to almost, you know,

Speaker 3 it's almost like he's telling people at home watching on TV, just reach out and touch the TV and

Speaker 3 you can feel this energy.

Speaker 3 And not many people can do that. That's another thing that separates great performers from really average performers.

Speaker 4 So in your era, in the Attitude era, who do you think was the best at doing that?

Speaker 3 There are a couple, man.

Speaker 3 Austin was really, you know, really good. I mean, and basically, they would just tell Steve, you know, hey, this is, you know, these are your bullet points.
Go out and do it.

Speaker 3 And he would go out and do it. Of course, Rock was really good at it as well.

Speaker 3 Undertaker in his own way, too, because like with Undertaker and me both, there are certain constraints because of our characters.

Speaker 3 I mean, you know, it's not like I could go out and talk as Glenn would talk, but amped up because Kane's a completely different character.

Speaker 3 So that made it more difficult in that respect. And

Speaker 3 same with Taker. I mean,

Speaker 3 his character is,

Speaker 1 Mark Calloway doesn't talk like The Undertaker.

Speaker 3 So, you know, and it would be very specific things in that case.

Speaker 3 You know, and Triple H is really good. Sean Michaels, as far as connecting with the audience overall, Sean Michaels and Daniel Bryan are the

Speaker 3 two best people that I've seen that can just like...

Speaker 1 pull an audience in like you know no one else can do yeah who is your favorite person to work with outside of the undertaker oh man it just i have

Speaker 3 no offense, I hate that question because there's just been so many

Speaker 1 people

Speaker 3 that I've really, really had the privilege of working with.

Speaker 1 All right, let me redo it then. Why was X-Pac the best tag team partner you ever had? That's a good question.
Well, at the time. He was my favorite.
Right. Because you tall guy, short guy.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 And in that contrast, I always like tagging and working, wrestling against smaller guys because the story was already told, right?

Speaker 3 With X-Pac, it was also at a time where

Speaker 3 the Kane character needed another dimension because he'd been a silent killer, and at some point that gets old. And with X-Pac, we're able to do that with

Speaker 1 the emotion that he was like my only friend in the whole world, right, was X-Pac.

Speaker 3 And so the timing was right. And then, of course, Sean was one of those guys that

Speaker 3 he really looked out for me. I mean,

Speaker 3 he wanted me to be successful, and he was willing to work at that way.

Speaker 3 But I've had so many, man. I've had like X-Pac, Hurricane, RVD, Daniel Bryan, Big Show, you know,

Speaker 3 and of course, Takers. I've had a lot of tag team partners that,

Speaker 3 you know, I think we did really well.

Speaker 1 It's fine. Okay.
We can do that.

Speaker 1 X-Pac is

Speaker 1 my favorite. I loved it.
I loved it as a kid because it was really just like, oh, short guy, tall guy. This is fun.

Speaker 4 He's a personal hero of mine. I based my entire look.

Speaker 1 accidentally off Xbox.

Speaker 4 I've always wondered in the tall guy, short guy dynamic, when he's in the ring and he's getting his ass kicked,

Speaker 4 are you standing behind those ropes? Is there a small part of your brain that actually starts to feel like you need to go defend your buddy, like be his protectorate?

Speaker 3 At times, maybe, you know, especially depending on who you're in there with.

Speaker 3 And then just from an entertainment value, it's like, you know, at some point you're killing me over here because, you know, it's like, why doesn't Kane just go in and basically beat everybody out?

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 4 That was my question.

Speaker 3 Yeah, so at some point, you got to be like, okay, you know, this has got to stop, and I got to go into dudes.

Speaker 4 Yeah, the one time I had a hard time suspending disbelief when it was like you or The Undertaker, or a big show, somebody that was just, you know, massive and could kick everyone's ass, and you just have to kind of wait and not go in there and just dominate everyone.

Speaker 4 Or if you're just in the ring with somebody that's a lot smaller, and I'm like, Wait, no, you're 150 pounds heavier than this guy, there's no chance he can be pinning you right now.

Speaker 4 Like, if you are in a situation where you're getting beaten by a smaller guy, is part of you, or are you like, I just want to throw this guy off me and fuck the storyline?

Speaker 3 No,

Speaker 3 because you're trying to do business,

Speaker 3 but you also have to realize that, yes, if the fans aren't buying it, that you know, you have to do something, right?

Speaker 3 And if your character is getting buried because in many cases, because the other guy isn't aggressive enough, you know, I mean, you get you know, you get some of the guys like Kurt Angle.

Speaker 3 I mean, Kurt Angle wasn't necessarily a big guy, but good lord, you know, he'd just go out there and he was just so aggressive and, you know, could take anyone.

Speaker 3 And, you know, just folks that maybe not have been that big, but were extremely aggressive and their stuff looked really good. You know, that was one thing.

Speaker 3 But yeah, sometimes like, okay, you know, this has got to stop. And, you know, all of a sudden, just, you know, pow and you have to do what you have to do in some of the things.

Speaker 1 Right. Right.

Speaker 1 Where's the mask?

Speaker 3 It's in my closet. Okay.
There's actually the masks. Oh.
Yeah, I've

Speaker 1 done it. I was doing, I was reading up on some stuff this morning, and you kept on saying when you did, I think, a Q ⁇ A, you're like, it's in a secure location.

Speaker 3 That secure location is my closet.

Speaker 1 Okay, because I think. We do have an alarm system, so don't try to break it.
Well, I thought you, and I was hoping you would answer it this way, but you didn't, but that's okay.

Speaker 1 Just, you know, breaking my heart as a child. I'm a little bit off there, man.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's true.

Speaker 1 We should have done a work here, but I thought you thought, I have it in a secure location because the minute I put it on, I'm back to Kane.

Speaker 1 Okay. Okay.
And, like, you don't want to see Kane.

Speaker 4 It's being kept from you.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 No, he's keeping it from himself because when he puts it on, he does bad things. Well, that's what I mean.
Maybe he's hired somebody to get this as far away from you. So that's true? Yes.
Okay. Cool.

Speaker 1 That's absolutely true, man.

Speaker 4 When you put the mask on, do you kind of flash back a little bit?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 4 Have you ever considered wearing it to a town hall meeting?

Speaker 3 No, I have not, actually.

Speaker 3 Well, maybe. You probably.

Speaker 1 So That's actually a good segue, though, because I want to talk a little bit about your political career and being mayor.

Speaker 1 Was it hard, and is it hard still today to maybe have some people take you seriously when it's like you were Kane and now you're a real mayor that's real world

Speaker 1 and he's trying to solve problems that we all have?

Speaker 3 I think that we've reached a point in society where folks understand that WWE is entertainment.

Speaker 1 What do you mean?

Speaker 1 Exactly.

Speaker 3 And a lot of the stigma and stereotypes surrounding it have been diminished. I mean, you know, good Lord, you have, you know, Dwayne Johnson's the number one movie star in the entire world.
You know,

Speaker 3 John Cena is doing some really great stuff.

Speaker 3 You know, so I mean, you're always going to have some folks that say whatever, and you just ignore those. But I think a lot of it is just, you know, just...

Speaker 3 people getting to know me and realizing that, you know, that's a character that I play on TV. I mean, you know, here's the thing.
I mean,

Speaker 3 no one thinks that Anthony Hopkins is really Hannibal Lecter. At least I hope not.
You know, and

Speaker 3 That's really, I think it's, you know, it's,

Speaker 3 if people want to be childish about things, okay.

Speaker 3 But if you want to be mature and realize, hey, you know, people do different things for a living and acting entertaining in some cases is what they do for a living, you know, that's fine.

Speaker 3 And we should all respect that. Right.
You know, but I understand too. You know,

Speaker 3 I always say that a lot of politicians, when they're campaigning, they're trying to convince people that they are the person they see on TV. I had to convince people that I wasn't the person

Speaker 3 that they saw on TV.

Speaker 4 So, how did you do that? Did you like tone it down? Were you like?

Speaker 1 No, I mean, I was just myself. Yeah.

Speaker 3 You know, just go out and realize that people are going to bring up the wrestling thing.

Speaker 3 I'm proud of my WWE career.

Speaker 3 And I could actually use that

Speaker 1 to open the door.

Speaker 3 You know, I could use that to

Speaker 3 get media, you know, to get some attention. But in the end,

Speaker 3 I had to be me.

Speaker 3 And, you know, I had to talk about substantive issues and things that folks would would expect from that position um you know so i never you know i knew that i could use the wrestling thing to my advantage to get attention but i also knew that there was a much higher bar for me to cross when it came to um things like policy and and things like articulation and that sort of stuff uh so you know we had to i had in during the campaign kind of strategically use the wrestling bit where it would work and then realize too that no i can't rely on that and right and if i were to i was really doing everyone a disservice when are you going to run for president i'm not man who would want to be president president kaine no no way yeah

Speaker 1 yeah

Speaker 1 that would be incredible i don't i would never want to just you imagine if you had your entrance music every time you came to like like we kill the terrorists and you come out and it's i mean that's just like a little platform underneath the the uh resolute desk in the oval office that you rise up from the ground and smoke you know here's the bad thing i think in many ways,

Speaker 3 that's what politics has become: entertainment. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And that's not a good thing.

Speaker 4 We're seeing a lot of wrestlers getting into politics. I mean, it goes back to Jesse the Body.

Speaker 4 Jerry Lawler was king of Memphis, and The Rock's probably going to run for president someday. Have you and him talked about that, about his political career?

Speaker 3 No. Man,

Speaker 3 no, dude. You know, just he's doing great in movies, and you know, there's no way I could ever talk to anyone about running for president.

Speaker 3 You know, that's that would that would be the most the most difficult job in the world. And not for the reasons that we think, I think, either.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
So you now, do you have, I mean, it's a question that most politicians do get asked, though, like, do you have aspirations to go up the ladder of mayor to the next thing?

Speaker 3 I have no idea. Okay.
I don't. Right now I'm just concentrating on being mayor and doing the best job that I can

Speaker 3 at that.

Speaker 1 Did you ever build that chair the first day when you were in office? You did. Yeah.
Okay.

Speaker 3 That's actually, yes.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 I remember that. You're like,

Speaker 3 my own special chair.

Speaker 3 I've actually,

Speaker 3 at my office

Speaker 3 at home, I have one of those. It's a big and tall chair.

Speaker 1 It's a tweet where, like, the first day when he got a lot of work. I was already part of work.
It was just a chair that he had to put together

Speaker 1 sitting on the ground.

Speaker 1 And I was like, Kane's already getting results.

Speaker 4 That's the hardest thing that you can do, actually, is put together a piece of furniture on your own.

Speaker 1 Yes, it's true, isn't it? Yeah. It's true.
Day one, built a chair. Yes.

Speaker 1 Most people are. Yes.

Speaker 3 Hopefully, that's my biggest accomplishment.

Speaker 1 But if it is, that's also an accomplishment. Thank you.
Yeah, I mean, you built a chair. That happened.

Speaker 1 All right, my last question. Seeky question, promo code take.
We're here with Mayor Glenn Jacobs. You know him as Kane, or if you live in Knox County, you know him as Mayor.

Speaker 1 We asked this. You got a new autobiography out called Mayor Kane.
We asked this to every wrestling person who comes through these doors. Have you ever sneezed in front of Vince McMahon?

Speaker 1 I don't think I have.

Speaker 4 Smart.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Smart.
Doesn't like you. That was smart.
Smart by you. Have you seen anyone?

Speaker 3 I don't recall. I don't think so.

Speaker 4 Smart. Very smart.
He hates it. He thinks he hates it.
You lose control of yourself when you sneeze. It's a sign of not having full capacity.

Speaker 1 What's your relationship, though, like with Vince?

Speaker 3 I could probably sneeze in front of it if I needed to. You think so?

Speaker 1 Yeah. That's where it ends.
You got a little too comfortable.

Speaker 3 No, man. Vince has always been very good to me.
He's been very fair to me.

Speaker 3 In fact, when I

Speaker 3 decided that I wanted to run for office, he was one of the first people that I talked to.

Speaker 3 You know, not only because, I mean, I had to,

Speaker 1 but also. You really are corporate cats.
Just check in with him.

Speaker 3 But also because

Speaker 3 I needed his support.

Speaker 3 Not only for all the obvious reasons, but also because it was important to me. Because I wanted to make him proud of what I was doing.

Speaker 3 So he's always been very good to me.

Speaker 3 And I can tell you, despite all the things that people say about Vince,

Speaker 3 you know, he's very loyal to folks that are loyal to him.

Speaker 3 You know, and I've seen that time and time and time again. Yeah.
So I have a very good relationship with him.

Speaker 1 That's awesome.

Speaker 4 It's great. My last question is about X-Pac again.
Did he ever poop in any of your stuff, any of your artifacts? Did you ever discover just X-Pac

Speaker 4 scat laying around?

Speaker 1 No. No.

Speaker 4 Not to you. He knew better.
I guess.

Speaker 1 Wait, how often, I have one final, final question. How often do you talk to Undertaker?

Speaker 3 I talk to him not that often, but every couple months or so.

Speaker 1 I mean, family occasions and stuff, like Thanksgiving, Christmas.

Speaker 3 I might call him on Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, family, right?

Speaker 1 Were you shocked when he lost it at WrestleMania?

Speaker 3 Yes.

Speaker 5 I was too. I was there.

Speaker 3 Yeah, were you? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Shocked me. Yeah.
Me too.

Speaker 3 Me too, man.

Speaker 3 I was, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was,

Speaker 3 here's the thing, man. The streak was not something I think that

Speaker 3 was like something that was planned, right? It just kind of organically grew.

Speaker 1 Kept on keeping on the street.

Speaker 3 Yeah, he just kept on going and kept on going. And that would have been, in my opinion, that was one of those things that

Speaker 3 it was part of WrestleMania. You know, it was almost like

Speaker 3 folks would watch the match and the match was fine, but what they really wanted to see was

Speaker 3 Undertaker 27-0.

Speaker 3 So, yeah, I was pretty shocked by that. And, you know,

Speaker 3 in fact, initially I was like, oh, they're going to restart the match.

Speaker 1 And then it was one of those things where everybody was so confused. And I was just like, what just happened? Yes, absolutely.

Speaker 4 I just noticed right now the foreword is from Senator Rand Paul. Is he a friend of yours? Yes.

Speaker 4 When he got into that dispute with his neighbor, were you like, hey, if you need anything in the future, I can stop by.

Speaker 1 Me and you can be like

Speaker 4 the politician version of X-Pac in Paris.

Speaker 3 Well, man, that whole thing was just

Speaker 3 completely terrible and a horrible commentary on the state of politics.

Speaker 3 And also, what really bothers me is even now, you know, you see people on Twitter and they laugh about it and they say, you know, oh, his neighbors should get him again.

Speaker 3 It's like, you know, the guy got seriously hurt. I mean, he had to have part of his lung removed because of it.
Jesus, yeah. You know, so

Speaker 3 it's just, it's unfortunate now in politics we've reached the point to where assaulting someone, you know, is praised. It's horrible.

Speaker 1 This is...

Speaker 1 This is this book. You got to buy it because I'm looking at it right now, the pictures.

Speaker 1 November 16th, 2003, at Survivor Series, Burying My Brother Alive again.

Speaker 1 Yeah, was that?

Speaker 1 Yeah, again. I think it was like three times.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, it's pretty cool. And when you did, I forgot when you got unmasked.
That was

Speaker 1 so many great storylines.

Speaker 3 Yeah, that's actually, that was my favorite entrance is when I came out of the, you know, they had me in shackles and manacles and coming out of the patty wagon. Yes.

Speaker 3 You know, I was like, man, that was the coolest thing ever.

Speaker 1 It really was. It really was.
Great time in wrestling, and he's now the mayor in Knox County. Unbelievable.
And soon to be president. That's right.

Speaker 1 Glenn Jacobs, thank you so much.

Speaker 3 Thank you, guys. Appreciate it.
Thanks.

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Speaker 1 All right, let's do some segments and some guys on chicks. First up, we have Trouble in Paradise.
It actually might not be Trouble in Paradise now that I'm thinking about it.

Speaker 1 Jerry Jones said in his interview today on the radio, said Jason Garrett will be a coach in the NFL next year. Fact.

Speaker 1 Didn't say where, didn't say if it was going to be the Cowboys, didn't say if he was going to fire him, just said he will be a coach in the NFL next year.

Speaker 4 Very, very passive-aggressive way of Jerry to let him know that I love you, but I'm also liable to fuck your life up.

Speaker 1 I actually think Jerry Jones is now thinking about keeping him.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 4 he's thinking about thinking about keeping him. I don't think that he's actually considering unless they win the Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 Jerry Jones is at the point now,

Speaker 1 it's like moving. Okay? No one wants to move.
You hate moving. If you have to move apartments, it's the worst.

Speaker 1 There are so many people out there who stay in the apartment they're in just because the idea of moving is a hassle. Yeah, hand up.
Right. You're like, fuck this.

Speaker 1 I don't want to get a mover or get a friend or do all this shit, change all my bills. Yeah.
Everything. I got a blind dog.

Speaker 4 He knows the floor plan. I can't put him in a new space.

Speaker 6 A weird, awkward couch you have to bring up the stairs.

Speaker 1 Like, oh, shit, I can't get it. Oh, man.
Watch out, guys. So it sucks.
So Jerry Jones is basically a guy who's in his apartment and is like, I could move. There's some things I don't like.

Speaker 1 But then I'd have to do all that stuff and it's a pain in the ass.

Speaker 1 Why don't I just stay here where I'm comfortable, where I know that I can maybe allude to my coach being fired, but never actually fired?

Speaker 4 I'll take your analogy one step further and say that he also really enjoys shopping for new apartments. He loves using Street Easy.

Speaker 4 So Jerry is addicted to also sitting on his couch thinking about moving, but just perusing apartments that he could be living in. Be like, oh, this one's nice.
Oh, look at this. Oh, look, Ron Rivera.

Speaker 4 Oh, that's nice. Yep.
And he's just checking it out. That's a really fun thing to do: be like, oh, I could live there.
They've got a gym in the basement of the apartment complex that I'll never use.

Speaker 4 Yep. They've got one of those big rooms with a giant projector projector screen that's never bright enough, and it says it's HD TV.

Speaker 4 And I can have all my friends over to watch DVDs, which I'll never do.

Speaker 1 Oh, a shared patio with a bunch of grills? I'll definitely grill every day there.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I'm going to be, I'll go keto because I'm going to be eaten out so often.

Speaker 1 So sick.

Speaker 1 He also said nobody has the exclusive skills to get the job done so that collectively you can win a Super Bowl. But there are qualified people.
Jason Garrett is one of them.

Speaker 4 Translation, I think nobody has the skills necessary to deal with me talking about his job on the radio every week for eight years.

Speaker 8 But Jason Garrett's one of them.

Speaker 1 But Jason, Jason Garrett, the plus, if you go pluses, minuses. Minus, Jason Garrett always is underwhelming and underachieving with his talent on the roster.

Speaker 1 Minus, Jason Garrett has no analytics department and just uses his dumb gut.

Speaker 1 Minus, Jason Garrett looks like an idiot and just stands there clapping on the sideline like a buffoon every single Sunday afternoon while we get the shit kicked out of us.

Speaker 1 Plus, I can say all this stuff about Jason Garrett publicly and he'll just eat it.

Speaker 4 That's it. It's a good skill to have to be somebody's punching bag.
Yeah. Like be somebody's punching bag or their cameraman and just attach

Speaker 4 at the same time and just

Speaker 1 stick around for a while

Speaker 4 and then you'll be totally fine. Yeah, Jerry Jones is going to miss.

Speaker 4 The one reason I can see for him not firing Jason Garrett if he doesn't win a Super Bowl is because he loves going on the air and implying that he will fire his

Speaker 4 and he can't do that if it's like, hypothetically, let's just say it's

Speaker 4 Jim Harbaugh. Let's say Jim Harbaugh.

Speaker 1 Mike Gundy.

Speaker 4 Mike Gundy. Mike Leach.
No, Mike Gundy's going to...

Speaker 1 Lincoln Riley.

Speaker 4 Lincoln Riley. That's what I was looking for.
Lincoln goes down from Oklahoma because actually Jerry will throw a bag at him.

Speaker 4 Lincoln goes to Dallas. And week one, Jerry goes on the radio, and he will feel strongly that he can't imply that he can fire his coach at that point.

Speaker 4 And then he's just cucking himself.

Speaker 1 Well, and not only that, but if you don't go on or if you go on a radio show and you don't have some talking points like, hey, I'm going to allude to Jason Gehrig being fired.

Speaker 1 Then you have to start asking, answering questions like, hey, remember that time you came in a shoe?

Speaker 4 Hey, listen, we're not going to go on the radio and not talk about ejaculating on our thigh.

Speaker 1 Hey, remember that time?

Speaker 1 I don't actually know this to be a fact, but like, hey, remember that time, Jerry Jones, do you pay all your taxes on time? And have you been paying all of them?

Speaker 1 Who knows?

Speaker 4 Now, we're not here to talk about my financial disclosures now.

Speaker 4 Hey, we could piss in the air to have it laying her belly button, but it ain't a lake.

Speaker 1 That bus you have, Jerry Jones. What's the deal with that?

Speaker 1 So it's actually very smart for him to keep the Jason Garrett around so that he can be like, every time he goes on a radio show, the topic number one can be Jason Garrett.

Speaker 4 Hot seat or not. The most, yeah, the more you keep people distracted from the real issues, probably the better overall you are if you're Jerry Jones.
A lot of skeletons in that weird closet.

Speaker 1 All right, next up we have kickers psychiatry couch. So kickers are just missing.

Speaker 4 They're missing at a, - this has been the biggest drop in NFL history from year to year. I love it.
It fell off 5%.

Speaker 4 Now, you can blame a lot of this on Adam Vinatieri just existing, but there's also some other stuff at play here.

Speaker 6 Eddie Pinero.

Speaker 4 Eddie Pinero existing, just the Bears team

Speaker 4 continuing to exist.

Speaker 4 Half the Patriots kickers getting cut or having appendectomies. So, there are all these things that have to go into consideration.
But kickers suck now. They've actually started to suck again.

Speaker 1 I kind of love it because it does add an element to the game. Well, I love it because my kicker always sucks.
So I want everyone to come to the pack. Like, don't fall back to the pack.

Speaker 4 You're just ahead of the curve.

Speaker 1 Yeah, there are moments in games where you can, it feels like now you can just say, yeah, he's not going to hit this. We said that on Sunday night when the Patriots took that penalty.

Speaker 1 I said, oh, I was like, there's no way he's hitting this. He mentally cannot handle the fact that he has to back up for this extra point.

Speaker 4 Yeah, it was, what, a 38-yard extra point? No, he's not going to hit it.

Speaker 6 He wasn't going to hit it.

Speaker 1 The same thing happened to Eddie Piniero a couple couple weeks ago where they got a penalty, and it's like, no, there's no chance he hits this now.

Speaker 4 Really, the only kicker that's any good is Brandon McManus, who was pissed off that he couldn't try a 65-yarder point.

Speaker 1 Dude, that was

Speaker 1 a little

Speaker 1 five. Brandon McManus said, Would

Speaker 1 he? So Vic Fangio said he didn't want to have him attempt a 65-yarder because he's seen kickers screw up their motion by kicking really long balls. Uh-huh.

Speaker 1 Basically, like a home run derby batting practice.

Speaker 4 That's such a Vic Fangio answer, yes.

Speaker 1 So then Brandon McManus replied,

Speaker 1 does a quarterback screw up his throwing motion when he throws a Hail Mary?

Speaker 4 And would Fangio say?

Speaker 1 I don't think he had it. I think he's like, shut the fuck up, kicker.
We're on a 4-18.

Speaker 4 This conversation is over. We benched Joe Flacco for questioning that.
I've benched your ass. I actually think that the decline in bullying is making high school kickers

Speaker 4 more mentally weak. Yeah.
Because they're not able to be bullied at a young age.

Speaker 4 So when they get older, like nature would say, if you're a kicker, and I used to be one, you should get bullied a little bit in high school. You should start to weather that storm.

Speaker 4 That way when you get to the like college age and to the NFL where you're getting death threats sent to you by strangers online, it's not affecting you as much because you got shoved in the locker when you were in ninth grade.

Speaker 1 Here's the other theory. Ready for this? It usually takes, I don't know, eight to 10 years for the kids right now to then be in the age for college, NFL, whatever.

Speaker 1 So like, you know, your average eight to 12 year old right now. The The guys who are in college right now, they watched USA soccer tie Portugal in the World Cup.

Speaker 1 They were like, soccer is going to be the future of America. Let's stick with soccer.
The kids right now watched us lose to Canada and not make the World Cup. So, in 10 years, kicking will be back.

Speaker 1 Because they all will be like, we suck at soccer.

Speaker 4 I'm not playing soccer anymore. So, the giving up of soccer, but couldn't you make the argument that if

Speaker 1 no, I've thought about that.

Speaker 4 No, I've thought about it too. He's too short.

Speaker 1 And he also plays in England and we like celebrate this dude who's just not even playing for.

Speaker 4 And he's also 19.

Speaker 1 Fucking dude, play for the Colorado Rapids or something.

Speaker 4 What about this? What about this, though? Wouldn't you argue that when the U.S. national team is good, then more kids start just kicking stuff? Well, no, because...

Speaker 4 If you see a person on TV doing it, you want it. You go in the backyard and start kicking your trees.
But they don't get you a ball.

Speaker 1 They don't quit soccer. They stick with it.
Because they're like, this is the future. Whereas now, kids that are growing up right now are watching and be like, we suck at soccer.

Speaker 1 We're never going to be good. So they are more likely to go back to football.

Speaker 4 So any kid with a giant leg right now is

Speaker 4 get this football shit off my television.

Speaker 1 I don't want to be ridiculed by pardon my take. What about this?

Speaker 4 Bob Lee. Do you think Bob Lee has destroyed kickers in America because he's been telling them to not play soccer for so long that they haven't even started kicking at a young age?

Speaker 1 Well, that's a good point. I don't know.
It's like, what's worse? Concussions in

Speaker 1 soccer. FIFA, though.
Concussions in football.

Speaker 4 Concussions in soccer are worse.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it is.

Speaker 4 He taught us that. There's a lot of headers.
So between the headers and the corruption, Bob Lee is to blame for the downfall of American youth soccer and the future of American NFL kickers.

Speaker 1 Yeah, if you want a sport where your brain will be safe and there will be no corruption, play football. NFL.

Speaker 4 Yes. Listen to Meryl Hodge.

Speaker 1 All right, just chill out, man, before we get to guys on chicks. Dabo, you got to chill out, dude.
He's fired up. He is, this is my favorite part of the college football season where coaches.

Speaker 1 You know what this is?

Speaker 7 This is loser talk by Dabo Sweeney.

Speaker 1 Because what he is doing is he is setting the table.

Speaker 1 Clebs is not going to lose to Virginia, but he's setting the table for everyone to be like, it's unfair that they're not in the college football playoff if they did happen to lose to Virginia.

Speaker 4 So he's just so far deep in his own mind of perceived hate that he's getting mad about an outcome that's not going to happen

Speaker 4 in advance, but letting you know, like, just so you know, it wouldn't be fair if we got left out.

Speaker 1 He's upset about a hypothetical where they lose to Virginia and then Georgia gets in with one loss, and like Oklahoma or Utah or Baylor gets in with one loss over Clemson.

Speaker 4 Yeah, these are the type of thoughts that you typically reserve for yourself when you just can't sleep at night, when it's like super late. He's losing his mind.
Yeah, he's losing his mind.

Speaker 4 Dabo, chill out. I do, I like the fact that he gets fired up, and I like the fact that he's mad about the perception that Trevor Lawrence isn't as good at quarterback as he was last year.

Speaker 4 Where does that perception exist? Well, that's like the we don't give Russell Wilson enough credit.

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 he was not sharp to start the season. Well, they have been, after the UNC game, they've absolutely been steamrolling teams.
But he was not, like, I watched him at the beginning of the season.

Speaker 1 He was not as sharp as he was last year. But right now, he rolled into form.

Speaker 4 Right now, you would say, like, Trevor Lawrence is an outstanding quarterback. Yes, anyone with a brain and eyes would say that.

Speaker 1 Here's the thing with Clemson. So, Dabo, what he doesn't understand is you can, most people can hold two thoughts in their head at the same time.
Clemson is a top four team in the country.

Speaker 1 Clemson might be the best team in the country, but at the same time, they have played no one. Like, it's okay to say that, that they've played no one, yet they still are very, very good.

Speaker 1 He's like struggling with that, where it's like... It's not our fault that we don't play anyone, that our conference sucks every single year.

Speaker 1 Like, we should be in the college football playoff no matter what. No, you don't play anyone, so the margin for error is a lot thinner.

Speaker 4 It's also not true that it's not his fault that the conference sucks because he's stealing recruits from those colleges. Paying them more.

Speaker 4 So yeah, maybe if you let some of the good players go to, what, Wake Forest? Is that is Wake Forest in Clemson's?

Speaker 1 Duke? Yeah, Wake Forest, UNC, Florida State.

Speaker 4 The next Manning Brothers is going to go to Duke probably, and then you'll have the opportunity to beat him.

Speaker 1 Miami has to get good again. Florida State has to get good again.
USC has to get good again. There's some teams out there that have to get good again so that conferences can be propped back up.

Speaker 1 The ACC is in one of those spots right now where they don't have anyone but Clemson.

Speaker 1 Dabo, on that note, said a lot of people thought Clemson could compete for the ACC this year, but would not be 12-0.

Speaker 1 And our good friend Tom Fernelli said the preseason win total for Clemson was 11.5. So literally everyone thought they would be 12-0.

Speaker 4 Literally everyone did. Las Vegas thought that.

Speaker 4 Atlantic City.

Speaker 1 But now he's in a fight with Paul Feinbaum. So that's about pacifiers.

Speaker 1 I don't know. That's what I'm doing my son's culture.

Speaker 4 That's That's where it gets really interesting for me is where two legends of the game like Dabo and Paul Feinbaum start butting heads.

Speaker 4 Because it's almost like Dabbo didn't turn on his television until last Thursday.

Speaker 4 And then all of a sudden he's just basking in the takes. He's getting overloaded.

Speaker 4 He's going to be mad about this all year long.

Speaker 1 He's got to set himself up for the doomsday.

Speaker 1 Remember Georgia last year when it was either last year or the year before when Georgia lost, and I think Saban said, like, I know what we wouldn't want to do. Play that team again.

Speaker 1 And then everyone ran with it. It was like, yeah,

Speaker 1 who would you want to play? Georgia or this team?

Speaker 1 You don't want to play Georgia.

Speaker 4 You got to put them in. I also like the people that are planting their flag in the ground and saying that Clemson should be number one because they won last year and they're undefeated this year.

Speaker 4 I'm actually okay with that. So they need to be number one.

Speaker 1 I'm actually okay with that.

Speaker 1 If you don't kick you off,

Speaker 4 logically, it's like you're the champion.

Speaker 1 Yeah, if you're on the top of the mountain and no one beats you, you should actually still beat it. I actually am fine with that.

Speaker 4 Yeah, that's winner talk. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's right there. Right.

Speaker 6 But beat me.

Speaker 4 You also have to say it's a different team than it was last year. It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 I'm okay with that. Winner talk.
If you just keep winning, you should keep being number one.

Speaker 4 If Dabbo just, if he pulled his kids out of the game and said, guess what? The system's unfair. If Dabbo's...
He's a literal kid.

Speaker 1 Yeah, if he plays for that. I know.

Speaker 4 If Dabo all of a sudden became a huge pay-the-players guy right now and you took all your players off the field because of the injustice of the NCAA system,

Speaker 4 they would have no choice but to make you champion because nobody beat you. You could be the last NCAA champion to.
I like that.

Speaker 1 Just take your take your title, your

Speaker 1 glass football and go. It's not the glass football anymore.
It's a stupid trophy now.

Speaker 4 It's the big Dr. Pepper bottler.

Speaker 1 Hank, let's do guys on chicks.

Speaker 5 Before we do guys on chicks, what is your guys' level of concern about this pig bomb that is rumored to be coming?

Speaker 4 What? What? Obviously, it's very high, as you can tell. Pig bomb?

Speaker 5 A research scientist

Speaker 5 believes the U.S. is in the middle of a pig bomb where feral hogs are increasing in huge numbers.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's a fact.

Speaker 4 This is one of those things where the internet truly did break our brains because you'll remember the 30 to 50 feral hog tweet from a while ago.

Speaker 4 And at the time, I think we discussed it and we were like, well, yeah, if you talk to people who are in Arkansas or Texas or wherever, it is an issue. Then a lady got killed by a swarm of feral hogs.

Speaker 4 And then people were like tweeting the story out and laughing about it, being like, ha ha, remember that meme? That is the internet breaking your, like a lady actually died.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 4 And people are like, ha, I remember that joke in a reply to a Jason Isbel tweet?

Speaker 1 I've dug into it. I've watched some videos.
If you search on YouTube, Black Hog Down, you can see some cool videos of them just killing feral hogs. From a helicopter.
Yeah, yeah. From a helicopter.

Speaker 1 It is crazy, the feral hogs. You know what?

Speaker 5 And there's a pig bomb that's coming.

Speaker 4 They should make a Call of Duty where you just go.

Speaker 1 They're increasing at rapid rates. Okay, well, let's kill them.

Speaker 4 Wait, what's a pig bomb?

Speaker 5 That is what's happening. It's an epidemic where feral hogs are increasing in huge numbers.

Speaker 4 So

Speaker 4 pigs are are fucking.

Speaker 1 And the worst part is they're not actual. You can't even eat them.
It's not good meat. You can.
You can eat some of them. But

Speaker 1 they're not very good. So way to waste some good bacon.

Speaker 4 So either we all have to become vociferous carnivores or we have to just...

Speaker 4 You can be a member of PETA, but you also have to enlist yourself in a war to the death against the hogs. Black Hog Down.

Speaker 5 Sup, PMT boys, especially Liam, if he's single. I went on a first date with this guy last Monday.
We met for a drink, ended up staying out for two and a half hours.

Speaker 5 I didn't hear from him, which was annoying, but I hate texting and was home for Thanksgiving anyway. On Sunday, I ended up getting a solid buzz during the early games and hit him up.

Speaker 5 He suggested one of our places with a pizza, but I wanted to go to a bar because I can't be trusted to hold out on sex if a bed is close by. He ends up bailing.
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Speaker 5 It was fine because I was pretty drunk at that point. But asked if we can hang out Wednesday.
We didn't make an actual plan, so I'm worried he thinks my place is still an option.

Speaker 5 After typing all that, I forgot my question, but I feel like he's not that into it.

Speaker 4 Can I just interrupt?

Speaker 1 Yeah, so pizza is all I heard.

Speaker 4 He tried to fuck him, and he didn't want to fuck. And I think it's like that's he probably had to shit.

Speaker 4 Guys are very simple.

Speaker 5 He was trying to fuck,

Speaker 5 he suggested the house, and once she suggested the bar, he bailed

Speaker 1 to fuck in the bar.

Speaker 4 The bathroom. He wanted to take it to the house.

Speaker 5 They went out, and then she was like, Hey, we should go out again. He was like, Yeah, let's go to your place.
She was like, Let's go to a bar, and then he bailed.

Speaker 1 Ah, that's that guy's too aggressive. That's not on your you.

Speaker 4 That's not on your. Do you think that Thanksgiving is the holiday that has the most regrettable drunk text sent to

Speaker 4 like old flames? I would say so. New Year's is probably up there too.
No, because you got a date on everybody.

Speaker 1 Everyone's home for Thanksgiving, though. Yeah.
Maybe stuff never goes away.

Speaker 4 St. Patrick's Day.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 5 Hey there, PMT boys, especially Bubba.

Speaker 4 Big day for Bubba. So.

Speaker 5 I have been hooking up with a guy recently who has the hairiest butt I've ever seen. It really doesn't bother me that much, but I think it's so weird.
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Speaker 1 It's just so weird.

Speaker 5 I really want to ask him about it, but don't want to offend him. Any tips on how I should bring it up? Thanks.

Speaker 4 Yeah, just say, what's the deal with your butt, man?

Speaker 1 Hey, couldn't help button.

Speaker 5 Wouldn't having a cleanly shaved butt even be weirder?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think you want to just trim it to like maybe some stubble. Some stubble bread.
How do you trim the butt? Yeah, you sit. I don't know, stubble butt.
By like

Speaker 4 sneak attack in the middle of the night when he's asleep?

Speaker 1 Here's what you do. If he has a very hairy butt, he definitely has a shitload of dingleberries.
So create fake dingleberries and place them everywhere. And then be like, what are these things?

Speaker 1 And then he'll get super embarrassed. And then you can have the conversation.
Hey, man, you should probably shave your butt because your little poop toilet paper is getting stuck in your hair.

Speaker 4 Oh, I like that. False flag him.
Mm-hmm. Or just light it on fire when he's in bed one night.
Ass up. Face down, ass up.
That's the way you like to get your asshole burnt.

Speaker 1 Smell of hair burning is bad. Mm-hmm.

Speaker 5 Dingleberries is worse. True.
So I've been hanging out with this guy for a while.

Speaker 5 I've met most of his friends, but he keeps texting these random parentheses friends with really generic names like John Hand Hand that I've never met and he's never mentioned before.

Speaker 5 How do I find out if he's saving other girls as guys' names without sending

Speaker 5 crazy?

Speaker 4 His name is John Hand.

Speaker 4 His other friend is Gary What That Mouth Do.

Speaker 4 His other friend is Mickey Anal.

Speaker 4 Yeah, he's definitely texting girls.

Speaker 1 What you need to do is tell him to put them all in a group text together. Because if he refuses that, then they're not his friends.
They're hookups.

Speaker 4 Yeah, tell Jerry Squirter.

Speaker 1 But they're hookups anyway.

Speaker 5 John Hand, is that some type of implication?

Speaker 4 I think it's code.

Speaker 4 It means bathroom masturbation.

Speaker 1 So that's his guilty pleasure.

Speaker 5 So that's how she finds out?

Speaker 4 My guess is that he has saved this alleged John Hand because it's a girl whose name

Speaker 4 begins with a J,

Speaker 4 possibly a Joan. She has a little bit of a sound.
If he's older ladies, ladies. Hand cop.
And then, no, the hand is just like, I got a hand job for you.

Speaker 1 She's got beautiful hands.

Speaker 4 We've had hand sex. Yeah.
Eventually, it'll turn into John Licky.

Speaker 1 Yeah, John vagina.

Speaker 5 So this girl, because you can see the text change, she's texted multiple times over the course of the years

Speaker 5 all about your hair. This most recent one is just how often does PFT wash his hair? I feel like I got to give this girl a little shine.
She's like enamored with your hair.

Speaker 4 How often do I wash my hair? Once every about three days. You're not supposed to wash it every day.

Speaker 1 I know. I've learned that.

Speaker 5 I've learned that I never understood that.

Speaker 1 It's such a dumb thing. It's just laziness.
Like, people who say that are just not, you have longer hair, so it's different. And I understand that it's probably a process.
Yes.

Speaker 1 But people with guys with short hair who like try to say, well, your natural oils are actually best after like three days of not washing it. You're lazy.
Just admit it. You're lazy.
It's fine.

Speaker 4 That's fine. Yeah.

Speaker 4 It takes two seconds to wash your hair. I used to be so lazy, I just wouldn't get conditioner at all.
I get the all-in-one. And by all-in-one, I mean like the shampoo and the body wash.

Speaker 4 The one that's just for divorced people, I think.

Speaker 4 Pert plus. That's what I would use in college.
And you just put, you squirt that onto a washcloth and then your entire body

Speaker 1 later.

Speaker 5 Pern is the most dad shampoo of all.

Speaker 1 Pert plus.

Speaker 5 Pert plus.

Speaker 4 For hair is so healthy it shines.

Speaker 1 The little tip, because we're on guys on chicks. If you ever want to impress a chick, just be like, ooh, your hair smells great.
What is that? Pert plus?

Speaker 1 Always works.

Speaker 4 Honestly, my answer. It's maybe my answer is I wash, I condition, then I find like three different strands of my hair and pull it out from underneath my nutsack.

Speaker 4 because it gets stuck in weird places when you have long hair.

Speaker 1 You wouldn't know.

Speaker 4 But if you have long hair, just you're all your all your crevices eventually will have some hair stuck in it.

Speaker 1 I hope you're happy, girl who keeps texting.

Speaker 4 And then

Speaker 4 I get out and I air dry. Just go naturale.

Speaker 5 Hey, boys, especially dad cat. My roommate cries every single time she's drunk.

Speaker 5 Do guys cry when they're drunk?

Speaker 5 Even big, strong guys like y'all?

Speaker 6 Just curious, Grace.

Speaker 1 Dude, listen. If you don't have a good cry every now and then...

Speaker 5 Every time you're drunk?

Speaker 1 No, but if you don't have a good cry every now and then, you're crazy. You got to cry every now and then.
Y'all let cry out.

Speaker 5 Do guys cry when they are drunk too?

Speaker 1 Every time? No. But have I cried when I've been drunk? Hell yeah.

Speaker 4 I think probably the majority of times that I've cried in the last 10 years, I'd say like

Speaker 4 50 to 60% have been while I'm drunk.

Speaker 1 Dude, you just got to sometimes.

Speaker 4 Sometimes the notebook comes on after you've had a couple glasses of wine.

Speaker 1 You think about something sad, you're just like, I'm going to fucking cry real quick.

Speaker 4 It's appropriate to cry.

Speaker 1 Let me get a cry off.

Speaker 4 When you're drunk, when the national anthem plays, like Noshan Moreno, that's always inbounds.

Speaker 4 And then

Speaker 4 if you step on a Lego.

Speaker 1 Last one?

Speaker 5 Whenever my husband lets the dog out to pee in the morning or at night, he always pees too. Anything I should be concerned about, should I squat in the backyard and join them?

Speaker 1 I used to do this all the time. I did it too.
I can't do it in New York anymore because it's too busy, but I used to do it all the time in Chicago. It was the best.

Speaker 4 One time when Leroy was a puppy, I actually went out in the backyard with him and I tried to lift my leg to show him how to pee because he didn't grow up around other male dogs.

Speaker 4 So he had to learn the behavior of lifting the leg. So I actually lifted my leg and pissed.

Speaker 1 You should have shown him Mississippi highlights.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 He didn't watch the egg bowl. Yeah, like an old missed receiver.

Speaker 1 It didn't work.

Speaker 4 So he still pees like a girl.

Speaker 1 There's nothing better than peeing outside. He squats.

Speaker 4 Yeah, it means that he just puts his dick real close to the ground. He essentially does boner dogs.
He tries to touch the sidewalk with his with his dick. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, peeing outside is the best. There's no problem with this.
And it's also very, it's a bonding thing to pee next to your dog. That's a cool thing.

Speaker 5 Last one, sup. I know this is frowned upon, but should I ask a guy out at the gym?

Speaker 1 Yes. Always.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 Everywhere. Just anywhere.
Anywhere you want to ask a guy out.

Speaker 1 Yes. Yes.
Do it. Yeah.
Do it.

Speaker 4 Just, is this about Rosillo?

Speaker 4 Is this from Rosillo?

Speaker 1 Rosillo. Is he going to play this for a son like Jack that he's been?

Speaker 4 It's a sock puppet Rasillo account that's tweeting this at us.

Speaker 1 Rasilo is going to be at the squat rack playing PMT with no headphones

Speaker 1 next to his gym crush. Hey, should we ask, should should we ask the guy who's squatting a shitload and has a sick podcast out at the gym?

Speaker 4 Hey, is it okay if I ask?

Speaker 1 Yes, you should ask Ryan out.

Speaker 4 Hey, is it okay if I ask this bald guy that keeps replaying the Blazers highlights on the TV and taking notes in between sets out?

Speaker 1 Why is he obsessed with the Orlando magic?

Speaker 4 Why does he keep yelling about what a chicken shit zone the Pelicans are playing?

Speaker 1 Yes, ask Ryan out. He's a really great guy.
He's a friend of ours. And I think he drives a Land Rover.

Speaker 4 Oh, shit. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay. Yeah, no big deal.
Like the sporty one, too, not the big, like, mom one. Is Range?

Speaker 5 Range Rover.

Speaker 1 Range. Land Rover.
Land Rover is meh. Range Rover.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 Range Rover is like.

Speaker 1 He drives. Let's call him Rover.

Speaker 4 Which one?

Speaker 4 One of those is for like big wine moms.

Speaker 7 If you drive a white Range Rover, I'm pretty sure it means that...

Speaker 1 That'd be great because he's going to be...

Speaker 4 Like your center console has a cup holder just for Yellowtail.

Speaker 1 He's going to tell us, honestly, even though it's like such a sick brag. Like, what? What's

Speaker 1 yo, quick? We're finished.

Speaker 4 We just got your hands on Chick's question.

Speaker 1 Yo, we're finishing up part of my take right now. You're on the air.
What you drive a Range Rover, bro?

Speaker 3 Yeah, dude. My second one.

Speaker 1 Oh, what color?

Speaker 4 Black. Oh, black.
Does it have the leather interior?

Speaker 11 Custom black rims.

Speaker 1 Oh!

Speaker 4 Oh, you got the murdered murdered-out rims. What kind of interior do you have?

Speaker 11 Uh, it's a white leather black combo.

Speaker 4 Whoa, does it get hot in the summer though?

Speaker 11 Um, no, it's always 71 degrees, Manhattan Beach.

Speaker 1 Oh, all right, so yeah, so the chick who wrote in this question asked Ryan Rosillo out at the gym because he drives a Range Rover, no big deal.

Speaker 11 Yeah, actually, it's kind of this Manhattan Beach starter kit that if you're over 40 and you make a little bit of money, as soon as you sign your deed on your house, they just give you a Land Rover.

Speaker 1 Oh, sick. All right, here you go.
Thanks, bro.

Speaker 4 Enjoy this. Yeah.

Speaker 11 Yeah, I'll leave this, though, for anyone looking at purchasing one. It's a great automobile, but the phone interface is

Speaker 1 useful updates.

Speaker 11 It's a little bit of a first-world problem on a six-figure ride.

Speaker 11 It's just something to think about.

Speaker 1 Okay. Thanks, Ryan.
Thanks, Ryan. We'll talk to you later.
All right. Thanks, guys.

Speaker 4 Always good to have you on, Ryan.

Speaker 1 All right. We'll see everyone on Friday.
Love you guys.

Speaker 5 Shout out to Slow Lewis for this remix.

Speaker 4 Love you, Slow.

Speaker 1 I took a pill in the dark came away.

Speaker 1 I don't know what

Speaker 1 to say. I'm saying anyway.

Speaker 1 Today is another day to find you. Shine away.

Speaker 1 Oh, I'll be coming for your love of King. Shine away.

Speaker 1 Oh, I'll be coming for your love of King.

Speaker 1 You'll never wanna

Speaker 1 Needless to say,

Speaker 1 a heart sentence

Speaker 1 for a beat, somewhere a little way.

Speaker 1 Slowly learning that life is okay.

Speaker 1 Say after me.

Speaker 1 It's no better to be safe than sorry. Say after me.

Speaker 1 It's so better to be safe than sorry.

Speaker 1 You're all like those guys.

Speaker 1 Never knew the truth.

Speaker 1 You're ripping stop on the station.

Speaker 1 Suck up on a nice portion.

Speaker 1 You are the things I've got to remember.

Speaker 1 Shine away.

Speaker 1 Love coming for you anyway.

Speaker 1 Shine away.

Speaker 1 Love coming to you anyway.

Speaker 1 time

Speaker 1 for you.