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Speaker 1 On today's part of my take, week nine, we got football, football, football, and more football. It is our Monday football only show.

Speaker 1 We're going to recap everything. We're going to talk a little

Speaker 1 Browns, dumpster fire, Bears, dumpster fire. We actually have a lot of Dunchains, I think, this week.
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We got some MMA.

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Speaker 1 Today is Monday, November 4th,

Speaker 1 week nine

Speaker 1 We start in foggy London town where Jacksonville meets Houston at Wembley Stadium. The Jaguars Sherlock home away from home.

Speaker 1 Deshaun Elementary, my dear Watson, was racking up the Scotland yards on the ground and through the air.

Speaker 1 And Texans linebacker Brennan Scarlett Letter put a giant C on Leonard Fournette's chest for cocked. Anyone could be a gardener if they got a two-foot-long hose.

Speaker 1 Speaking of oversized hoses, Tege, Nick Foles is expected to be back week 11 after the buy. That's a totally unrelated fact.
Texans, 26. Jagdawal, 3.
Whoop! Whoop!

Speaker 1 Totally good.

Speaker 1 Out in western New York, where the Redskins gameplay wants to hope their rookie QB Dwayne just hold on to the Rock Haskins.

Speaker 1 Devin samurai Mike Singletary was slashing the Redskins defense all afternoon as Josh Ray Allen was getting there, switching back and forth between the run and the pass.

Speaker 1 Bill Tom Callahan said, I can get a good look at a terrible franchise by sticking my head up Dan Snyder's ass, but I'd rather take Bruce Allen's word for it. Hey, Teach.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Boom. No one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills.

Speaker 1 In Kansas City, where Tyreek One Tree Hill gave Damian Williams a Sophia Bush push into the end zone on a long score, Kirk Cousins continues to feel most comfortable playing at home in his mom's basement like your typical millennial quarterback.

Speaker 2 Okay, Boomer.

Speaker 1 Huh?

Speaker 2 That's what the kids are saying, Boomer. Okay, Boomer.

Speaker 1 So I'm back. Boomer's back.
The Schwab is back, back, back, back, back. And it feels like the crowd is saying, Gimme, give me more.
Gimme, give me Matt more. Yeah, that's right, Teach.

Speaker 1 Brittany's back too, bitch. Chiefs 26, Vikings 23.
What?

Speaker 1 Blipper, Blipper. It's hyper-intelligent.

Speaker 1 They feel joy and depression.

Speaker 1 Sometimes they commit suicide.

Speaker 1 One time, a dolphin was in a sexual relationship with a trainer.

Speaker 1 When the trainer was was caught, the dolphin killed itself.

Speaker 1 Flipper, flipper, flipper communicates with sonar. The military also uses sonar, so they use it real loud.
235 decibels of sonar. When it hits a dolphin, the dolphin's brain turns into machine.

Speaker 1 Dolphin 26

Speaker 1 Jets 18

Speaker 1 in the still city where Jacoby Brisket's knee needs a dry rub down because his knee is cooked, Brian Georgetown Hoyer backs up the Ewing Theory yet again, as not only are the Colts better without Andrew Luck, but they're better without Jacoby Brissette, even though that's not true.

Speaker 1 The line worked way too well for your swamp to pass up. Minka, oh, oh, oh, Fitzpatrick, you know.

Speaker 1 Why did my Emmy let me go as a second-year player? Good, go! Oh, the way! Scored a 96-yard pick six. And in the words of my good friend, the sheriff, Peyton Manning, he missed it.

Speaker 1 As so often happens when the Steelers play the Colts, the game was decided on a last-second kick. Sorry, Colts fan.

Speaker 1 The idiot kicker Mike Vanderjack isn't getting lucked up and walking through that door. Still is 26.
Colts, 23rd.

Speaker 1 Standing on the corner, Jameis Winston, Tampa, Florida. Such a fine sight to see.

Speaker 1 It's a fumble, my lord. And draws on the lore, staring at that tiny hand.
It's empty. Bruce won't sit

Speaker 1 back.

Speaker 1 He's tired of his

Speaker 1 act.

Speaker 1 He's never seen that before.

Speaker 1 Jameis did a self-strip.

Speaker 1 Seahox 40. Bucks 34 in Carolina where Ryan Raisin Brennehill made the Titans look very regular and kind of shitty.

Speaker 1 And the Panthers offense continued to play well, making it more and more difficult for Ron Rivera to picture himself switching back and forth between Cam Newton and Kyle Ray Allen.

Speaker 1 Sister Christian McCaffrey was motoring his way to three touchdowns as the Panthers running back, took

Speaker 1 took flight, and DJ S'more was the sweet piece of chocolate to McCaffrey's cracker. You mean Mike Mayok, Boom?

Speaker 1 Yes, the sweet piece of chocolate to McCaffrey's Mike Mayok. The Panthers get back in the win column.
30 to 20.

Speaker 1 Bumble!

Speaker 1 Whopp! Son.

Speaker 1 Red. Whop.
In San Diego, where the unstoppable force makes the immovable object, as Phillip Rivers' No Nut November made Aaron Rodgers quit no-shave November on the very first day.

Speaker 1 Melvin Gordon Hayward made sure that Daddy's always happy, scoring two touchdowns for his prolific quarterback.

Speaker 1 Fall is here at Mike's Williams Sonoma gobbled up the yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, accentuating the Chargers' fall aesthetic and two-game win streak.

Speaker 1 Carmelo Anthony Lynn knows it's hoodie season, folks, and was wet from three, calling for five field goals and a win. The San Diego Super Chargers, 26.
The Green Bay Packers, 11.

Speaker 1 We finish in Mile High, where the Broncos quarterback of the future, Brandon Ray Allen, wanted to la la la la la la la lift you from your head to your toes, switching back between his tongue and his penis as he throws a

Speaker 1 I want to throw a no, no, no, no, no offense TD.

Speaker 1 Bozo Del Beckham was wearing clown shoes as the Browns season continues to be a circus. And it looks like Freddy Kittens is actually a big pussycat as the Browns are running out of lives quickly.

Speaker 1 Broncos 24. The Browns 19.

Speaker 1 All right, week nine. I'm not going to say it.
What was that song?

Speaker 1 What song?

Speaker 2 What song? What song are we talking about? Hang on.

Speaker 1 I want to lick you from your head to your toes. Ludacris.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Luda.

Speaker 2 Luda. Ludo.
Spaghettio.

Speaker 1 All right, week nine in the books. We got Cowboys are playing on Monday night, whatever.
Again.

Speaker 1 So, as always, we should start from Sunday night, and then we'll go back to the 9.30 game, which I have a take on that I want to hear what you have to say to it.

Speaker 1 But let's start with the Sunday night game. Lamar Jackson.
Woo! Sheesh. The New England Patriots are no longer undefeated.
The 49ers are your lone undefeated team. Turnover luck didn't work their way.

Speaker 2 That's football's version of Babbitt. Easy turnover luck.

Speaker 1 I'm so sick of Babbitt.

Speaker 1 The Collinsworth, it was shades of when Chip Kelly revolutionized offense in the first half in that Monday night game.

Speaker 1 Collinsworth, while very excited, maybe a little over his skis when he said in five years, we will look back at this night and remember what Lamar Jackson just did to the NFL.

Speaker 1 He did that when they were up 17-0. Now, they did win, and they were impressive all night, but maybe a little ahead of ourselves.

Speaker 2 We were about 30 seconds away from getting in Amazon web services on how quickly Chris's dick filled up with blood every time Lamar Jackson ran for an eight-yard gain. He was pumped.

Speaker 2 But I will say this: is the playbook out on how to beat the New England Patriots? Because by my estimation, all you really need is a transcendental quarterback.

Speaker 1 A transcendental order.

Speaker 2 Transcendental quarterback. A generational talent at quarterback.
You need Ed Reed entering the Ring of Honor at halftime, which was awesome.

Speaker 2 And you need a sweet set of Strobe Lights in the stadium every time they score a touchdown. I'm sick of Strobe Lights.

Speaker 1 They hit those too fast.

Speaker 1 Listen, the fireworks are awesome. The Strobe Lights, too much.
And every stadium is doing it now.

Speaker 2 Yeah, well, they're copying the college game much like the Ravens offense is copying a college offense. Now, they are unstoppable on offense when Lamar Jackson is able to run the ball like that.

Speaker 1 The whole team.

Speaker 2 The only problem is Lamar is going to get hurt at some point.

Speaker 2 well every time he gets hit i'm like uh is this the time uh you're gonna get ravens fans mad at you for that i mean i hope that he does no i know but eventually he will no ravens fans will say well he doesn't run like every other running quarterback ever yes he doesn't get hit he is probably you know the top he's in the top three of all running quarterbacks ever in terms of like how smooth he runs how deceptive he's very good and he is good at avoiding hits he's phenomenal but just if you look at if you look at the history of the nfl eventually he's going to get tagged yeah this is the i made this point a few weeks ago and then i got ravens fans up my ass well that's because you were also calling them frauds.

Speaker 1 Well, I, and I've, I fixed that two weeks ago. They were no longer frauds after the Seahawks came.
I told you, I laid it out.

Speaker 1 If they beat the Seahawks, if they beat the Patriots, just had to beat one of the two, they would no longer be frauds. They beat both of them and now look like serious, serious contenders.

Speaker 1 And Chris Collinsworth, by the way, also just ruined Lamar Jackson because he told his tell. He said that if he wipes his towel, he's throwing a pass.
And if he doesn't, he's running the ball.

Speaker 1 This is all just totally nonsense that no one cares about. We all just want to hear our great producer and great friend, his spin zone.
Hank, the floor is yours.

Speaker 5 No spin zone. I mean, the Patriots lost.

Speaker 1 Historic defense.

Speaker 5 I've talked many times on the show about how they've been on the receiving end of their turnover luck.

Speaker 1 You have

Speaker 2 been consistent on the bottom.

Speaker 5 I went against them tonight, but that happens in the NFL. I'll be excited to play the Ravens again in the playoffs.

Speaker 2 Were the boogeymen seeing ghosts?

Speaker 2 The Patriots

Speaker 1 themselves.

Speaker 5 The Patriots fucked themselves.

Speaker 5 Too many penalties, too many turnovers. Turnovers.

Speaker 1 Double bounces go their way.

Speaker 2 Yeah, the bounces. It's the bounces that did not.

Speaker 5 I think the Ravens played a good game. I think Lamar Jackson's very good, but I think the Patriots beat themselves more than the Ravens.

Speaker 1 Do you think there's an element?

Speaker 2 Oh, they beat themselves. They beat themselves by having the most electric dual threat quarterback play touchdowns.

Speaker 1 So still undefeated then? Because they haven't lost to an opponent.

Speaker 2 Well, they're 500 against the Patriots.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 So, Hank, my next question is.

Speaker 5 Agent One, I've said it on the show from the beginning of the year.

Speaker 1 I have. Do you think there was

Speaker 1 an element of Bill Belichick maybe trying not to show everything, knowing that it's just a regular season game, like you said on Friday? That was your pre-spin zone. Yeah, that was my season.

Speaker 5 No, no, Belichick was pretty mad. I mean, it was a beautiful game where the Patriots had enough fuck-ups where Belichick's just going to light into them.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. It's good.
All their mistakes. Well, it's actually good.
I'll agree with you on that. I think they have a bye week and then they're playing the Eagles.

Speaker 1 They're going to kill the Eagles.

Speaker 2 How long is it going to take for somebody to get the word to Belichick that Lamar Jackson was doing that thing with his towel? Because I don't think Belichick watches the broadcast of the game.

Speaker 2 Well, they probably have somebody in the stands that is tuned in and then radios down to them telling them what's going on.

Speaker 2 But if that's not the case, I think that'll probably take a couple days for somebody who's not just watching the film to get Belichick's ear and be like, hey, he does this thing with the towel.

Speaker 5 But you guys would admit that the Patriots, like, they weren't noticeably out of that game.

Speaker 1 They could have won.

Speaker 2 They lost by three touchdowns.

Speaker 1 They were down the whole game. I mean, the Edelman fumble was definitely the difference.
That was when it kind of tilted there.

Speaker 1 They were definitely coming back there. But then you could say the same thing for the Ravens fumble on the punt.
That brought the Patriots back when they were down 17. Nothing.

Speaker 1 My biggest takeaway, Hank, is like, if you're a Patriots fan, this team is obviously still good. This team is obviously still going to be the one or the two seed.

Speaker 1 I would put my money on the one, but the Ravens, if the Ravens just keep playing well, they would now have the the tiebreaker if they end up with both two losses. But

Speaker 1 is there a little element of you being worried that this was the first real test after playing pretty much no one and they failed? No. Okay.
It's a good test. And guess what?

Speaker 1 I kind of agree with you because I think what will happen is everyone will overreact.

Speaker 1 Everyone will overreact because that's always a way to get a ton of news is to be like, look at the Patriots. They sucked on their first big test.

Speaker 1 Bill Belichick's still going to, I mean, he's pretty much going to fix everything. It actually, in a weird way, like if you're you're a Ravens fan, are you even happy that you, like, show him stuff?

Speaker 1 It's like the Chargers game last year where the Ravens beat the Chargers in San Diego, and then they play the playoff game, and the Chargers had everything that they needed to beat Lamar.

Speaker 2 Hank, I think that if I were you, I would just go with the spin zone. That if this game were played in New England, the Patriots would have won.

Speaker 2 There was a lot of ring of honor magic between Ed Reed and Ray Lewis in the building.

Speaker 1 That was, by the way, the Ravens should have held on to that for like a bigger game. They should have waited for a second.

Speaker 2 They should play that for the the playoffs.

Speaker 2 Ed Reed is starting to piss me off a little bit, and I love Ed Reed, but he makes me mad because no matter what he does, he looks cool doing it, and it's not fair.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 He is cool.

Speaker 2 If he's smoking a cigar, if he's just like dancing on the sidelines, if he's just walking through a tunnel, it doesn't matter if he's sitting behind a desk next to like Rich Eisen or whatever.

Speaker 2 Ed Reed always looks sweet as hell. It's his beard.

Speaker 1 It's his beard.

Speaker 5 It's like beautiful salt and pepper.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I would never dye my hair.
So, Hank, full final thoughts on the game. Moving on.

Speaker 5 Good game. Tough loss.
Excited to play him in the playoffs. There you go.

Speaker 2 I have noticed that Steven Belichick is getting a shitload more FaceTime on the cameras this week. Is he calling plays?

Speaker 2 What's going on with that?

Speaker 5 He's allegedly calling plays. There's reports coming out of New England that he is actually the defensive play caller and not Mayo.
Because him and Mayo are so close.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Bielum is out there.

Speaker 2 Every time Brett Bielam, I see him on the sideline, I just chuckle a little.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I don't know what he's doing.

Speaker 1 All right, he's like mimicking everyone else to try to get in the good graces of Bill Belichick.

Speaker 2 You know who's really, really good, though, on the Ravens side? Is Greg Roman, their offensive coordinator. He is really good.

Speaker 2 He was the coordinator for Kaepernick back in San Francisco when he had those

Speaker 2 two electric gears back-to-back.

Speaker 1 Should the Ravens sign Kaepernick?

Speaker 2 They probably. Well, they've got RG3.
That would be something if they had this.

Speaker 5 Doesn't have RG3 still on the team?

Speaker 2 I think so. I'm not going to fact-check that, but yeah, he definitely is.

Speaker 2 And the cool thing about Greg Roman is he installs these offenses that are kind of college-like and very, very flashy, but he looks like

Speaker 2 Rex Ryan's lawyer is the best way to put it. He's got that mullet going.
He's got the gray hair. And then he brought out his own chain at the end of the game.

Speaker 2 He had this chain that was tucked in that he brought out. And this is like, this is my victory chain after the game.

Speaker 1 I like that. I like that.
Chains are back. Okay, let's get into the rest of the games.
We'll start with the London game, Texans, Jaguars. So I think I'm officially off the early London game.

Speaker 1 I hate it. I'm over.
I'm over it. It always stinks, and it always feels like...

Speaker 1 It's almost a burden. And I love football so much, but it is, doesn't it feel like a burden?

Speaker 1 It's like Sunday morning, you need to get your wits about you, and then you're sitting there watching a shitty game that you don't really want to watch.

Speaker 1 And if they had just stuffed it into the regular slate, it would feel a lot more normal. But man, I don't know.
Something about it. I just put it in the one o'clocks.

Speaker 2 They need to do it once a year. It's great to have once a year as something new to spice things up, a new position to try once in a while with your NFL.
If you get tired of the same old, same old.

Speaker 2 I tend to agree with you.

Speaker 2 Sunday morning is when you wake up and if there are any chores that you have to do around the house, if there's some oblos you got to do, you got to take the dog.

Speaker 2 I, there was no window virtually for me to let Leroy out. Leroy had to wait until afternoon today to go outside, and he didn't care because he was sleeping the whole time.

Speaker 2 But yeah, it was,

Speaker 2 it is getting to be a handful, and I don't mind sacrificing my Sundays for the NFL.

Speaker 1 Who are you guys? No, I'm not. No, I'm being honest.
I'm being an honest person. I realized this this morning.
I love it.

Speaker 2 I love it once a year. When it gets to the third, here's the thing: if you're going to have the Jaguars play in their annual London game, it should be the first one.

Speaker 2 They should kick off London NFL season with the Jaguars.

Speaker 1 It's also the.

Speaker 1 This game sucked. That was part of it.
It sucked. So I was watching it and being like, why am I watching this?

Speaker 1 This game is terrible, but I wish it would just be sandwiched in with all the other ones because then it doesn't feel as terrible.

Speaker 1 When you have standalone games that suck, they really kind of ruin your mood, especially when you lose a bet too and you start the day off 0-1 and you're like, fuck, this sucks.

Speaker 1 Like, now I got to dig out of a hole. But I'm just being honest, Hank.
I think people enjoy our honesty. If I were to be dishonest, I'd be like, I love football at all hours.

Speaker 1 I prefer not to have the London game start at 9.30 anymore.

Speaker 2 I would absolutely rather have the London game be played on either a Saturday or a Tuesday night.

Speaker 1 Not a Saturday because college football is wall-to-wall, but maybe Saturday is when we get later in the season, but then that'll be travel things. I just...

Speaker 1 I need my Sunday mornings to get my mind right. I take a walk.

Speaker 1 I listen to Nora Jones.

Speaker 1 I let my mind chill for a minute.

Speaker 2 I let the the wind run through your hair a little bit.

Speaker 1 And then I was just watching Gardner Minshew suck. So that's the big story coming out of this.

Speaker 2 Credit to Gardner Minshew for making an easier decision for Doug Marone. He's such a team player.

Speaker 2 He's like, I'm going to end the game on three consecutive turnovers, so that that's the last thing Marone saw. And he gets to just say, I'm going back to Nick Foles.

Speaker 1 So he had four turnovers total. Nick Foles is supposed to be back week 11.
I think this is a no-brainer. You have to start Nick Foles.

Speaker 1 And that's not saying Gardner Minshew isn't a quarterback in the NFL going forward, but you have money invested in Nick Foles. You're four and five, and we'll get to this later because the AFC

Speaker 1 playoff picture, there are a bunch of teams still alive, and the Jags are one of them. And I think Gardner Minshew

Speaker 1 made it so good. We've said this all season long with Gardner Minshew.
Basically, you hope he either plays so well that it's an easy no-doubter, or he shits the bed right before Nick Foles came back.

Speaker 1 And guess what? He shit the bed right before Nick Foles came back.

Speaker 1 So if you're Doug Marone, you have to start nick foles i think i think he will if i were doug marone i would it would be a a tough decision though no i don't think it is because of the money aspect that we were talking about no here's why it's not a tough decision in my mind because you basically had gardner minshew look good for a while so if you go to nick foles gardner minshew is still a commodity that you could trade potentially or make him the starting quarterback for the jags next year nick foles needs to come back look good and then you can trade either or so you can then make the pick if nick foles doesn't come back and look good, if you sit him, it's going to be really hard to go to move on from him.

Speaker 1 And now you have, I think it's $33 million in dead cap space next year to Nick Foles. So you basically have to get, you have to raise both of their stocks simultaneously.

Speaker 1 And benching Gardner Minshew right now would actually raise his stock because he was that bad.

Speaker 2 I'm just going to miss Gardner Minshew. It's just that I would rather an NFL that has Gardner Minshew starting on Sunday than one that doesn't.

Speaker 2 But I can see your point because if you are still trying to make the playoffs, you could probably say that Nick Foles might give you your best hope to make the playoffs this year.

Speaker 1 And they have a schedule. They do.

Speaker 2 They could win out.

Speaker 1 They have at Colts, at Titans, Bucs, Chargers, Raiders, Falcons, Colts. So there's wins there.
Yes. And they're 4-5 right now.
I think 9-7 will get you in that sixth spot in the AFC.

Speaker 1 It's going to be a lot of teams. But Nick Foles is the guy you need to have go do that.

Speaker 2 Now, on the other side of the ball, you had a quarterback, Deshaun Watson, that is playing as good as anyone in the NFL right now. I have a bone to pick with him, though.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 He said after the game he credited Popeye's new chicken sandwich, the return of the chicken sandwich, for helping him play better. But here's the thing.
It wasn't back until today.

Speaker 2 So either one, Deshaun Watson is a liar. No.

Speaker 2 Or two, he's been hoarding chicken sandwiches, which is even worse because he hasn't been sharing those with other Houston athletes like Justin Verdlander who need them.

Speaker 1 No, I think what he's saying is it's his victory sandwich, so he wasn't going to eat one unless they won.

Speaker 2 Oh, he was saying that that was his motivation.

Speaker 1 That was going to be a bad thing. Because his carrots dangling on his back.

Speaker 1 Yeah, when he got back, that was going to be the first meal he eats. So that makes sense.

Speaker 2 That would make more sense.

Speaker 1 Is the Texans' defense better without JJ Watt?

Speaker 2 People are asking.

Speaker 1 I'm not necessarily asking, but I've heard more turnovers.

Speaker 1 They forced more turnovers than points given up. Hmm.
Hmm.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So, JJ, you can talk about your team winning.

Speaker 2 Yeah, so he was on Twitter and he was like, I don't know what the rules are telling me that I am and am not allowed to say right now, but I would rather have nine cups of coffee than three cups of coffee.

Speaker 2 That's when they were up nine to three.

Speaker 2 And so JJ was like talking about gambling.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think he was confused. Like, you cannot bet on your team, but you can talk about your team winning.

Speaker 2 Yes, I think JJ was probably under the influence of some post-surgery pain medications, and JJ, it's kind of a bad influence to be tweeting while under the influence, bro.

Speaker 1 Get better soon, JJ. All right, next up, we got Redskins Bills.
Oh, you had one more thing?

Speaker 2 Should we put a dunchain on the Jaguars yet?

Speaker 1 No, we just talked about how they have a winnable schedule. Okay.
Yeah, yeah. No, and Nick Fole is going to come back.
They have a bye week. They are not done.
Okay.

Speaker 1 They can absolutely still get back into it. Redskins, Bills.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 Dwayne Haskins,

Speaker 1 not horrible.

Speaker 2 He didn't turn the ball over. Yeah, he almost did.
It was a win.

Speaker 2 No, no, listen, we got to say this about when you're playing in Buffalo is a windy, windy day, and having no turnovers against the wind is very, very impressive. He did,

Speaker 1 he had one time where he almost dropped the ball. Basically, no one was even near him, and he fumbled the ball in his own hands and then recovered it and then started high-stepping.

Speaker 1 Like, kind of, kind of like when your dog eats the trash, and it's like, what? That wasn't me. Trying to like maybe

Speaker 1 get something else going on. Like, let's talk about something else.
Let's talk about the high-step, not the fact that I can't even hold on to the ball when no one's near me.

Speaker 2 I thought it was more like when you trip accidentally and then you start jogging afterwards to pretend that you didn't trip. Yes.
He was just like, no, I'm just, it's like I'm playing basketball.

Speaker 2 I'm doing a little skip to my loo out here. It was Jameis asked.
Yeah, Jameis asked, but his hands are big enough to recover from that. I've got a couple fun stats about the Redskins.

Speaker 1 I know this. I know which one you're going to say.

Speaker 2 So they had nine points today. They've had three touchdowns in their last 24 quarters of football.

Speaker 2 In addition to that, over their last six games, they have only scored one touchdown against a team that's not the Dolphins.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they haven't scored a touchdown in 13 quarters. They haven't scored a touchdown in three straight weeks.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 they,

Speaker 1 I'm addicted to, I have a new addiction on Twitter. And we'll get to it with the Jets game, too.
I'm addicted to terrible teams tweeting out when they score field goals down by a lot. It's so awesome.

Speaker 1 The Redskins were smart enough to only do it once on Sunday. So they had three field goals.
They only did it for the second field goal when I think it was 17-6.

Speaker 1 But the replies to field goals when a team is down and terrible and hasn't scored a touchdown in three weeks, they're just, they're basically, it's roast me. It's going on, roast me.

Speaker 1 Like, hey, everyone, come show up and roast the fuck out of me.

Speaker 2 I think for the Redskins, they're such a poorly run organization that their kicker probably is the one that runs their social media. So he has to get his flex off.

Speaker 1 They're getting wise to it, though. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 So, yeah, three field goals, which is better than zero field goals against the Niners, but

Speaker 2 they didn't score a touchdown again. This time, they didn't cover, though, while not scoring a touchdown.
So you could say that it's trending in a bad direction.

Speaker 2 Counterpoint is Callahan's running the ball.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Adrian Peterson, there's no one who has benefited more from a coach change than Adrian Peterson because Bill Callahan's like, hey, let's just run it with AP.

Speaker 1 He had a 2012-esque AP game where he had over 100 yards rushing in the first half and was just running all over everyone.

Speaker 1 So he's going to get like four more contracts just from the fact that Bill Callahan's a coach.

Speaker 2 I don't know.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he does.

Speaker 2 The thing is, it's so pointless for the Redskins to be running Adrian Peterson because they're not going to re-sign him. Someone else is going to re-sign him after this.

Speaker 2 They've got young running backs.

Speaker 2 Yeah, somebody might.

Speaker 1 But why is it pointless?

Speaker 2 Because it doesn't make sense to be just like hammering Adrian Peterson. It's not good for him.
It's like a 95-year-old winning the lottery.

Speaker 1 But are you saving him for anything? Not really. So you're saying the Redskins aren't doing.

Speaker 1 The Redskins are not being morally correct here by basically running Adrian Peterson in the ground, and that's weird.

Speaker 2 How? They should make a switch

Speaker 2 from Adrian Peterson.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, I I don't see.

Speaker 1 Of course, they're running him into the ground. Yeah.
And you know what? I think that's what Adrian Peterson wants. He does.
He wants to play football.

Speaker 2 He wants to play football until he can't physically run anymore. I'm just saying you might want to give the ball to a different player on a team, somebody that

Speaker 1 might stick around. No, Bill Callahan is running an offense

Speaker 1 from 88 years ago.

Speaker 1 As long as the Redskins have been around is 88 years, and they've never had three straight weeks without scoring a touchdown.

Speaker 2 He should just embrace this and just run the single wing.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Just say, fuck it. Why not?

Speaker 1 Shout out to Devin Singletary because he's a dude for the Bills. Motor is his nickname.
Also 5'7, so he's one of our new like

Speaker 1 short king running backs.

Speaker 1 He's taken the reins from Frank Gore officially, and he was awesome.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he was really good.

Speaker 1 Good job by the Bills. You needed a comeback game where

Speaker 1 you beat a really bad team soundly, and they did that.

Speaker 2 I think that, I mean, the Bills' defense is still really, really, really good.

Speaker 1 Although they, again, like, it happened last week with the Eagles when Miles Sanders was running all over them.

Speaker 1 Adrian Peterson was there was a few times where he was just like running wide open and no one was tackling him. So I think the Bills defense is good, but I'd have concerns.

Speaker 1 Good, really good defenses don't give up like 40-yard runs. They just don't.
So I think that's a little bit of a difference.

Speaker 2 Still, I think the Bills are... They're going to be that team that will be solidified in the wildcard spot in like three weeks, I think.

Speaker 1 Yeah. All right, Barstow Gold, BarstowGold.com slash PMT.
You can watch us right now, barstallgold.com slash PMT. Next up, we have the Vikings and the Chiefs.

Speaker 1 This was the classic backup team win where everyone on the Chiefs, if you read their quotes after, they're like, this was just a good old-fashioned team win.

Speaker 1 And you need one of these when Mahomes is out again and the Chiefs had lost three in a row at home. So losing four in a row would have been really, really bad.
And guess what?

Speaker 1 You had Kirk Cousins, the stat stuffer, show up and throw three touchdowns. But if you watch this game, he fucking stinks.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Again, here's a little fun stat from Evan Kaplan. Kirk Cousins went trailing in the fourth quarter as a Vikings quarterback.

Speaker 2 Lost at Chiefs, lost at Bears, lost at Packers, lost first Bears, lost at Seahawks, lost at Patriots, lost at Bears, lost versus Saints, lost at Rams, lost first Bills, and they tied the Packers once.

Speaker 1 He's 010-1.

Speaker 2 That's the little crown jewel for Kirk Cousins. And you know what's really spectacular is the Chiefs won this game on Daylight Savings Times Day when Andy Reid had an extra hour of clock to mismanage.

Speaker 2 True. Which is like playing J.R.
Smith on 420. This is like Andy Reid's kryptonite, and they managed to pull it off.

Speaker 1 We do not, Kirk Cousins,

Speaker 1 he had the ball. I think he actually, if you had to ask yourself, starting quarterbacks, who is the guy that you would least want to have the ball in the fourth quarter to bring a team back to win?

Speaker 1 I actually think it's Kirk Cousins. And I know people are probably listening to this right now.
They're like, dude, you root for Mr. Mitch Trubisky.

Speaker 1 I actually think Mitch Trubisky would be better in the two-minute offense than Kirk Cousins. Well, he puts it off.
It's the only time he actually is good is when they're down trying to come back.

Speaker 1 Kirk Cousins, he had the ball twice at the end of the game, three and out, three and out, and not even close.

Speaker 1 And he also had one of the most hilarious Kirk Cousins plays where he slid with no one around him on a third and six, two yards short. Like no one was going to touch him.

Speaker 1 And he slid two yards short of the first down and had to punt. That should be, that should count as the interception.

Speaker 2 I mean, that's Kirk Cousins where he there's a reason why he's gotten with the franchise tag twice and then he got $90 million guaranteed. He knows how to protect himself.

Speaker 2 He's, I'll put it this way: he is in no danger of having the Lamar Jackson tag put on him as like a quarterback that will be injured at some point.

Speaker 1 Andy Reed deserves more credit for being one of the best coaches in the NFL, probably NFL history. I hope he wins the Super Bowl at some point because

Speaker 1 this is the 11th season where he's won a game with multiple quarterbacks. He made Matt Moore look good.

Speaker 1 Like this is what this is a classic case of coaching matters because you have a guy, Matt Moore, who has not played. He started five games since 2011.
He retired last year. He was gone.

Speaker 1 He wasn't in the NFL. And he was on the Dolphins before that and terrible.
And he looks halfway decent with Andy Reid as coach.

Speaker 1 He's not incredible.

Speaker 5 After the touchdown of Tyree Kill, there was a lot of tweets being like, Patrick Mahomes, system QB, Patrick Moore.

Speaker 1 Skip Bayless. That's when you know you're doing good enough to the system works.
Yep. Skip Bayless.

Speaker 2 I think Skip Bayless said he did the old, I'm not going to say it, but

Speaker 2 this offense looks better with Matt Moore than it did with Patrick Mahomes. And then he didn't say it, though.
He didn't say it.

Speaker 2 And then Patrick Mahomes came sprinting out at the end of the game.

Speaker 2 It looked like he was going to give a chest bump to Harrison Bucker. Yeah.
And Bucker pulled up at the last second, which is probably pretty smart for him to do.

Speaker 1 By the way, we don't laugh enough about the fact that the guy's name is Harrison Bucker. Harrison Bucker.
There's a kicker named Butker.

Speaker 2 And he's good. Yep.

Speaker 1 It's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 Also, not only Andy Reid's offense, but having Tyreek Hill helps out a lot. Yep.
Because I haven't seen a small guy play that big in a long, long time. It's like Santana Moss back in the day.

Speaker 2 That was a real nice cliche right there. The small guy plays real good.

Speaker 1 This plays big. He plays big.
He does play big. He plays a lot bigger than his size.
He does. I actually don't think so.
I think it's the opposite. I think he's so fast.
He doesn't play big.

Speaker 1 He's not fast.

Speaker 2 No, it's both. He does play big because he times his jumps jumps just perfectly.
It's really good the last like step or two when the ball is about to land and like a cornerback's jumping up for it.

Speaker 2 He'll take a little cut to the inside and step in front of him and grab it.

Speaker 1 It's incredible watching him.

Speaker 5 Did you think it was fucked up him showing up his fellowship?

Speaker 1 I did. I think it was awesome.
I think it was faster. He was a running back.
He was a running back.

Speaker 2 He outran his running back to the end zone despite spotting him about a 10-yard head start. And earlier in the week, I think it was Miko Hardman was saying that he's faster than Tyreek Hill.

Speaker 2 And so Tyreek was like, I'm going to show off, put something on tape for you guys to watch.

Speaker 1 I kind of was thinking like kind of a drunk high idea when I watched that. I was like, why don't they just have Tyreek Hill play safety in like end-of-game situations when you just need to chase?

Speaker 1 Like, he could run down

Speaker 1 a hook and ladder like four different times.

Speaker 2 He run down anyone, yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. Right.
He could just zigzag around the field just going after every single person.

Speaker 2 I would much rather have him than Rob Garkowski playing safety for me.

Speaker 1 That's true. Okay, speaking of the Dolphins, let's go to the Jets Dolphins game.
Say something nice about the Dolphins. They won a football game.
Brian Flores got a Gatorade bath. It was incredible.

Speaker 1 Dolphins fans were partying. The team that it was trying to tank won a game, and that speaks all to how bad the Jets are.
Holy shit, they're bad. Really bad.

Speaker 2 Their fans traveled well, though.

Speaker 2 There were so many fans at the game that were just staring in disbelief, like, I can't believe it.

Speaker 1 They had a legitimate Fire Gase chant. Yeah.
In Miami. Adam Gase.
Which actually could have been

Speaker 1 a Miami Miami chant, just like out of habit. Right, right.
Now that I'm thinking about it.

Speaker 2 It's just people in Miami that don't, that are such bad sports fans that they don't know that they no longer have Adam Gace as their head coach. Yes.
That's actually a good possibility. And the Jets,

Speaker 2 this week, we're talking to the Steelers about possibly trading L'Avion Bell back to the Steelers.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 2 So things are just - the wheels are off. The wheels are off in New York.
Well, Adam Gase is going to get fired this week.

Speaker 1 Yes, of course he is because the Jets' entire system makes no sense at this point.

Speaker 1 Would they have a system? Well,

Speaker 1 barely, but they have a quarterback that the GM didn't draft and the coach didn't sign off on. Right.
They have a coach that the GM was hired afterwards.

Speaker 1 So the GM didn't pick the coach, and he didn't pick the quarterback, and the coach didn't pick the quarterback.

Speaker 1 So they all hate each other. It's basically

Speaker 1 no one will defend anyone in that building, and I would assume Joe Douglas would be the last man standing because it usually works that the GM has the longest leash in these situations.

Speaker 1 You got to give him a few drafts. Adam Gates is probably gone after this year because Joe Douglas didn't pick him.
And then Sam Darnold,

Speaker 1 I don't understand how this guy beat the Cowboys because what we've seen since he is football follies. He's old school football follies.

Speaker 1 The safety that the Jets took today needed the Yakity Sachs music because it was so amateur-ish.

Speaker 1 And the, I don't understand why they also don't just run the. We've talked about this before, but the script.
Sam Darnold looks awesome for the first 15 plays, every single game.

Speaker 1 And then it all falls apart. And I saw this Adam Gace in the last 11 games that he's coached, he's scored 10 touchdowns offensive.

Speaker 2 But he's a quarterback whisper. That's the thing.

Speaker 1 He made Peyton Manning awesome. That's right.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it was Peyton Manning, and then he had like a good season with Jay Cutler, too. Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Yes, he did. I actually wanted him as the Bears coach for a while.
I was like, yo, you got to pay Adam Gase because you can't let him walk out that door.

Speaker 2 Is it the cocaine eyes? The cocaine eyes on Adam Gates, they just don't quit. He's got these big pupils that are always darting all around the place.

Speaker 2 He was dead in the water after that opening press conference

Speaker 2 when they brought him out and he was just like staring at invisible mosquitoes buzzing around his face.

Speaker 2 That's not a face that can work in New York.

Speaker 2 I actually think if you're looking at the front office, when you've got all these different people that are all blaming each other, who the last person standing is going to be is probably going to be mostly based around what Mike Francesa Francesa says or what talk radio says in New York.

Speaker 1 He doesn't have that poll anymore.

Speaker 2 I don't know.

Speaker 1 The sports number's not number one anymore. Can't bless you.
He's not number one anymore.

Speaker 2 That's true.

Speaker 1 Someone's going to probably get mad at us for that, but it's facts or facts. The other guy,

Speaker 2 how bad did he lose by?

Speaker 1 Who's the other guy?

Speaker 1 Michael Kay? He lost by a lot, I think. So Michael Pope is done.

Speaker 2 This is what we're finished. This is what the Pope.

Speaker 2 This is what the Pope was made to do, though, is to talk about the mess that is the New York Jets.

Speaker 1 Adam Gace, afterwards.

Speaker 2 Can you imagine Mike Francesca if every team in New York was playing very, very well all the time? No. I don't think you know what to talk about.

Speaker 1 No. Adam Gates afterwards said, it's the NFL, man.

Speaker 1 You can't be embarrassed by this shit by talking, obviously, about giving the Dolphins a team that is actively tanking their first victory of the year. I would say you actually can be.

Speaker 1 You can definitely be embarrassed by how bad your football team is. Yes, absolutely.
I think that's actually a very common emotion that people who aren't high on whatever he's high on have.

Speaker 1 Like, hey, severe embarrassment that I'm this bad at my job.

Speaker 2 I want to take it back because I don't want to say that he's on cocaine because he doesn't seem like he's cool enough to do cocaine.

Speaker 1 I think people don't invite him to the coconut.

Speaker 2 No, definitely. I think Adam Gates is just high on his own brain.
I think that his own brain is just like a natural, fucked-up mix of pseudo-fed and like just like biker speed.

Speaker 1 He's probably high on imposter syndrome.

Speaker 1 He's like, how did I get here? How did they hire me? How did someone else hire me after I did that?

Speaker 1 Yeah, he did go to the playoffs with Miami, which is crazy. Didn't he?

Speaker 2 No, I don't think so. Did he?

Speaker 1 What was the year that they

Speaker 1 beat the Patriots for that? Yeah, they flirted with the playoffs.

Speaker 1 They were like eight and eight, maybe.

Speaker 2 I kind of agree with you because if you just take a normal person with no discernible talent and keep telling them that they're good at something and giving them millions and millions of dollars while they keep failing, eventually your brain is just, you're going to be on LSD, like a natural form of LSD the entire time.

Speaker 2 Like, what the fuck is going on?

Speaker 1 Your eyes are going to be like, what's going on?

Speaker 2 I am a coach right now in the professional national football.

Speaker 1 Again? Okay. Again?

Speaker 2 Okay, I guess I'm living my life in the Truman show.

Speaker 1 It'll just keep happening.

Speaker 2 Let's just, we should just tell Adam Gase, like, yeah, bro, this is the Truman show.

Speaker 2 We've been watching you your entire life.

Speaker 2 It's a social experiment to see how you'd react. And you know what? You reacted in a very entertaining way for all of us.
So thank you for keeping us entertained for the last 25 years.

Speaker 1 My question is, and I love to do this to put Jets fans on the spot here.

Speaker 1 So you beat the Dolphins, so you now are second to worst record in the NFL because the Bengals still have no wins,

Speaker 1 but you have one win. The Dolphins have one win, and the Dolphins have the tiebreaker to be the third pick or whatever.
Am I missing someone? Wait.

Speaker 2 The Redskins.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, the Redskins have one win, too. Okay.

Speaker 1 So do the Redskins and Jets play each other later?

Speaker 2 Yeah, they play

Speaker 2 coming off the bye week for the Skins, too.

Speaker 1 If the Jets were somehow to get the first pick, do they take Tua? I love doing this because now when you have a quarterback that is everyone saying is the clear number one, you can basically just

Speaker 1 put it to fans and be like, hey, Tua, would you drop everything? I think you would.

Speaker 1 I think you'd have Sam Darnold. I don't know what's happening with him.
He doesn't look like a quarterback anymore.

Speaker 2 I don't think they'd take Joe Burrow because Joe Burrow looks like a skinnier version of Sam Darnold. They look too much alike to have

Speaker 1 Sam Ross.

Speaker 2 I I think I would. Yes.

Speaker 2 Hey, you got to get star power. You got to get that name that pops in the big apple, baby.

Speaker 1 Start trading everyone. All right.

Speaker 1 Let's go to the next game.

Speaker 1 The Bears Eagles.

Speaker 2 Let's talk about the Bears. So,

Speaker 2 first half stats. Let's do it.

Speaker 1 20 plays.

Speaker 1 Nine total yards.

Speaker 2 1.8 yards per completion.

Speaker 1 0.4 yards per play.

Speaker 2 0.4.

Speaker 1 0.4 yards per play at halftime.

Speaker 2 That is what, like 1.25

Speaker 2 feet?

Speaker 1 They had one,

Speaker 1 one,

Speaker 1 one passing yard in the first half.

Speaker 2 A yard. A yard.
One yard of passing.

Speaker 1 Single yard. They had the fewest yards in a half in 40 years.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 they had one yard of passing.

Speaker 1 A yard.

Speaker 2 Let alone many yards. A yard.

Speaker 2 A yard. N yards.
One.

Speaker 1 Yard.

Speaker 2 Solomon Trace.

Speaker 1 This is the ghosts.

Speaker 1 Matt Nagy's probably doing this to the pipes. Like, stop talking about my shitty football team that I can't coach competently.

Speaker 2 They had, wait, so I know that the passing offense sucks. But

Speaker 1 I have a stat for you. This is a stat from myself because I am a masochist.

Speaker 2 And I was like, you know what?

Speaker 1 I'm going to go look it up. There were seven teams this week that had more yards on their first play from scrimmage than the Bears did in the entire first half.
It's not great. Seven.

Speaker 2 Nine yards of total.

Speaker 1 Nine of

Speaker 1 single yards. Basically,

Speaker 2 like one average-depth Dame Lillard three-point shot of offense in the entire first half.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 That's not good. But spin zone, they turn around in the second half.
They almost won.

Speaker 1 I'm so, so sick of this team right now. I don't know what you

Speaker 1 have to put in Chase Daniel. You have to.
This is because here's the thing. Matt Nagy does not trust Mitch Trubisky.
Matt Nagy doesn't think Mitch Trubisky can make any kind of throw.

Speaker 1 And whether he can or can't, if your coach thinks he can't,

Speaker 1 but if your coach thinks he can't, he's going to coach that way. And it's absolute coward play calling.

Speaker 1 Like, I would rather lose and have Mitch Trubisky throw the ball down the field 40 times and throw five interceptions than get a yard in the first half. A yard.

Speaker 2 If they had just taken the knee for the first three snaps and then punted every possession, that would have been better. Because then guess what? Your offense has rested for the second half.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 my point from last week proved to be exactly correct. The offense, the Bears' offense is so bad, it has murdered.
the Bears' defense.

Speaker 1 Because when you look at the second half, when they come back in that game, the offense started to look alive mitch started to make some throws and the defense started to look alive because they're like hey we actually have like a team on the other side of the ball that can maybe help us out a little bit and it's complimentary football it's a fucking mess the only positive i took away from this game was that matt nagi didn't say anything stupid after he just said it sucks and he didn't miss a field goal and he didn't miss a field goal he just said it sucks which you know what he's learning because i was expecting him to be like i thought our play calling was good in the the first half.

Speaker 1 And, you know, a couple misses here and there. And we would have had maybe two yards.
Yeah, well,

Speaker 2 why don't you just let Mitch play for the rest of the season? Because you're not going to go anywhere.

Speaker 2 You put the hashtag done on him, which there's no coming back for him.

Speaker 1 But I think you have the problem. I think the problem is...

Speaker 2 Is the defense going to get too demoralized?

Speaker 1 I think there is that problem of guys quitting. Like, guys are going to quit on this team because it's such a joke.
It is such, such a joke.

Speaker 1 How do you get one yard?

Speaker 2 It's pretty tough to do.

Speaker 1 How do you get one yard passing? I don't get it. It's crazy.
Matt Nagy does not know how to, he needs to stop calling football games. He needs to hand over the play calling.
It's not for him.

Speaker 1 It's not working.

Speaker 1 Everything is broken. It's not working.
To do the same thing week in, week out is fucking insane. That's it.

Speaker 2 You also are missing Jordan Howard a little bit, I think.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Jordan Howard revenge game. Good for Jordan Howard.
Honestly, good for him.

Speaker 1 I have nothing against Jordan Howard. He got a raw deal.
He was awesome for the Bears when he was a rookie in his second year. He got a raw deal.

Speaker 1 This is somehow this offense is worse

Speaker 1 than Jon Fox's offense. It's gone backwards in time.
I mentioned that because I was at the Eagles Bears game two years ago when they lost 31-3 to the Eagles.

Speaker 1 And that first half made me think it was a worse Bears team than that one. And that team was terrible.

Speaker 2 They did go backwards on three of their first six drives in the game unbelievable negative yards they're so bad and the eagles credit to them i mean

Speaker 1 they should have held tough i don't know they the bears could have won the game too that's the craziest part they actually were in the game mattenage didn't do his math right which shouldn't surprise anyone but he wasn't able to correctly figure that one out when they were down i think it was 19 nothing

Speaker 1 and they scored a touchdown and he kicked an extra point so kept it at a 12 point 12 points instead of 11.

Speaker 2 that way if you score two touchdowns you win yeah right and you miss an extra extra point, which you might do. Right.
That's probably what he was thinking, actually.

Speaker 2 He's like, we're probably going to miss one of these two touchdowns.

Speaker 1 They're dumpster fire. They're done.
They're so done. Hashtag very done.
Done chained. Everything, all of it.

Speaker 2 But shout out to O'Donnell. He had a 72-yard punt today.
Yeah, great.

Speaker 1 That's pretty good.

Speaker 1 Shout out to him. He did.
Again, the silver lining is Matt Nagy. Said nothing stupid afterwards.
So we're making baby steps in the right direction here. All right.

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Yeah. Can you name the holder for the Indianapolis Colts?

Speaker 2 The holder for the Colts. The guy that did Laces In.
Yes. Yeah, no, I don't know who it is.

Speaker 1 Unbelievable name. His name is Pat McPhield.

Speaker 2 Jim Resay III.

Speaker 1 Rigoberto Sanchez.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, that's pretty sweet. Rigoberto.
Rigoberto Sanchez.

Speaker 1 Rigo fucking awesome. I have a theory.
Laces In.

Speaker 2 Rico. I have a theory.
You ready for this? Yes. Adam Vinatieri has been missing on purpose for the last four weeks because he knows that the Patriots are not happy with their kicking situation

Speaker 2 and they'll eventually sign him for the playoffs.

Speaker 5 I actually had to do your pod segment for this game as well, and that was that. Do you think it's going to

Speaker 5 help his chances of going in the Hall of Fame as a Patriot because he's been missing so many kicks as a cult?

Speaker 1 Wait, but he made a game winner last week.

Speaker 2 He did. That was a mistake.
Okay.

Speaker 1 He meant to be a cat. Yeah, he was trying to hit.

Speaker 2 He told Rigoberto, he's like, hey, I got an extra couple cannolis for you if you hold it, laces in.

Speaker 1 Dude, Rigoberto, man, tough, tough to be, and and tough to have that name because everyone's going to remember it.

Speaker 1 If your name was Dan Sanchez or, you know, Mark, well, no, Mark Sanchez, we would know. Steve Sanchez, we'd be like, okay, whatever.
Rigoberto? I'm going to remember that name forever.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Rigoberto.
I want to give a shout out to Mike Tomlin for never learning anything about anything and adapting his in-game coaching strategy. Yep.
Because he kept challenging past interferences.

Speaker 2 He loves it. And he loves it so much.
Like the mouse.

Speaker 2 We were talking about that when we were interviewing Matt Patricia, but he's like the mouse that keeps getting shocked shocked when it goes for the cheese, and he just keeps going for the cheese.

Speaker 2 I love it. It's like the Steelers don't switch up.
Their ownership doesn't move on from shitty coaches. Well, Mike Tomlin doesn't move on from shitty coaching decisions.
It's going to work eventually.

Speaker 1 And guess what? Winning ugly is still winning because that was an ugly, ugly win. Mason Rudolph, not so great.
Jacoby Brissette, that sucked. But I think he's fine, right?

Speaker 1 Like, he's going to be weak to week.

Speaker 2 It's an MCL sprain. MCL-ish.
MCL-ish.

Speaker 1 You, Brian Hoyer, you're pretty much a sprained MCL. Brian Brian Hoyer's first pass was a touchdown.
You should just bring, I feel like Brian Hoyer has that.

Speaker 1 He's like a really good middle reliever where

Speaker 1 he can give you like eight pitches to get one guy out.

Speaker 2 He's a specialist.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so bring him in.

Speaker 2 He's a third-quarter Pittsburgh Steelers specialist.

Speaker 1 Bring him in and just be like, hey, you're in. Jacoby Brissette's hurt.
And then Jacoby Brissette comes back in. So just for

Speaker 1 three plays, and he'll give you everything. And then he'll throw a pick six to Minkin Fitzpatrick.
By the way, shout out to the Steelers. That was a hell of a trade.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, that's, you don't think that, like, they gave up a one, which was what Mink and Fitzpatrick was. And now I've been hot on the Steelers are going to maybe make the playoffs.

Speaker 1 They have, so I looked at their schedule. They're 4-4 right now.
They have

Speaker 1 games they should win. Browns, Bengals, Browns, Cardinals, Jets.
If they can win the games they should win.

Speaker 1 Those five games, all they got to do is go one and two against the Rams, Bills, and Ravens, and they would win 10 games.

Speaker 2 So, yeah, it could

Speaker 1 be doable. Is Ben done for the season? Yes,

Speaker 1 he might come back.

Speaker 2 I think he's done for the season.

Speaker 1 No, he is. He is.
Yeah, have you seen that the Mega Man bracelet

Speaker 1 on his shoulder?

Speaker 1 If they are in the wild-card picture, he will show up week 17 and be like, put me in, coach. Yeah, I'm fine.
Like, that's not how rosters work, Ben.

Speaker 2 They're like, Ben, you can't move your arm.

Speaker 1 He throws his arm and hurts it again. Ben's got to get surgery again.

Speaker 2 You haven't jacked off in two months. You can't do this.

Speaker 1 By the way, stitches like pop because he's like, I got this coach.

Speaker 2 uh on monday night football i i noticed and i can't believe it took me this long to notice it but he looks exactly like the dude from epic meal time you remember that guy the bacon strips and bacon strips guy

Speaker 1 looks exactly like ben rothensberg yeah um yeah i could see the steelers making the playoffs i think their defense is very good and mason rudolph is not very good which it's almost nice the steelers In a weird way, this season is going to be good for them because they could still make the playoffs, which would be a miracle given how they started.

Speaker 1 Actually, Mike Tomlinson said, we will work forever trying to get that September stink off of us. Which is like, really? Yeah, forever.

Speaker 1 Forever.

Speaker 1 But if they, so if the Steelers make the playoffs or just miss the playoffs, and Mason Rudolph is the same guy he's been the last few weeks, it's actually a great season for them because not only did they show that their defense is real and they can, you know, they had a season that was lost but then came back, but they also probably figured out Mason Rudolph isn't the guy of the future.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think. Which is better than letting Ben retire and being like

Speaker 2 the guy. Yeah, I mean, that's one of the situations where we could have just told you that he wasn't the guy, but looking at his face,

Speaker 2 bad face. He's got a big face, it's so big, it's big, but it also looks like a six-year-old's face.
He looks like the kid

Speaker 2 that was like running around with the Kool-Aid circle around his lips the entire time. Huge face.
Yeah, big face. Big ass face.
Not the guy.

Speaker 2 Not a bad player,

Speaker 2 but he's not the guy. He's not the guy.
He's a guy with a lowercase G.

Speaker 1 I actually was going to do a whole statistical analysis of why they should start Duck, but

Speaker 2 it didn't back me up. It just boils up.

Speaker 1 So shout out, Duck.

Speaker 2 Here's the statistical analysis. You ready?

Speaker 2 The Twitch are still on sale.

Speaker 1 I thought Duck threw four touchdowns against the Chargers. I looked back and it's like, nope, that's not on sale.

Speaker 2 Here's the saver metrics on why you start Duck. He didn't miss a single shot playing Big Buck Hunter at David Buster's.
That's true. That's pretty fucking cool.
That's true.

Speaker 1 We still got to get Duck on.

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A limited time offer. Okay, Titans Panthers.

Speaker 1 I didn't care for this game.

Speaker 1 I didn't care for it anymore. I did not care for this game.
That's all I'm going to say. I didn't really care for it.

Speaker 2 Christian McCaffrey is fast.

Speaker 1 It was just boring.

Speaker 2 And then Dory Jackson's also fast.

Speaker 2 That's my analysis right there. It's like I just named the two fastest players on the field for today's game, and that's really the only thing that you need to know.

Speaker 1 Here's, I'm going to say something nice about the Titans. They kind of let you know pretty quickly if it's going to be bad Titans or good Titans.
So you can sort of tune it out.

Speaker 1 Like, you knew it was bad Titans almost instantly. Ryan Tannehill turns out when he can't do drives of seven yards and 10 yards for touchdowns,

Speaker 1 isn't that good? So we got bad Titans, and there's really nothing worse than watching bad Titans.

Speaker 2 No, it's bad Titans.

Speaker 2 And as far as the Panthers go, really, the only interesting storyline besides Christian McCaffrey being really, really good is Cam Newton's got a case of Mystery Foot, an old-fashioned case of Mystery Foot where it's hurt, but he doesn't need surgery but they don't know how long it's going to take for him to stop hurting this is every cam newton injury yeah so he's just going to have a case of a bad foot for a while so uh kyle allen is probably not the future in north carolina but he's not terrible they're going to go like seven and nine here might even go no they're bet they're going to go better than that these are two teams that are going to stick around in that graphic that they show that has the whole playoff picture on it.

Speaker 2 They're going to be in the hunt, just kind of hanging out, non-threatening, just kind of pissing you off, sticking around, off to the side. It's like those.

Speaker 1 The Pacers are five and three.

Speaker 1 They're going to go better than seven and nine.

Speaker 1 They might go to the playoffs.

Speaker 2 Fuck it. They might go to the playoffs.
In the NFC.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because the Vikings are now.

Speaker 1 The Vikings are frauds.

Speaker 2 They are frauds, agreed. The Packers, though, are the Packers frauds?

Speaker 2 You can get to them later.

Speaker 1 No, no, no, they'll win the division, but I'm saying, like, if you look at it, that second wild card is going to come down to the Panthers, Panthers, the

Speaker 1 Rams. I'm giving the Seahawks a second wild card.
So the Panthers, the Rams, and the Eagles. The Eagles.
And the Vikings. The Panthers could definitely be the best team of that group.

Speaker 2 That'd be something worthy. They could.

Speaker 1 They absolutely could. And I'm sure they've got games against the Falcons left.
Probably play the Falcons. Has Dan Quinn been fired? No.

Speaker 1 I was thinking that earlier today.

Speaker 2 I was like, he surely has been fired at some point this week.

Speaker 1 But he hasn't. I just realized.
I was like, oh, yeah, the Falcons didn't play this week.

Speaker 2 I looked it up because I was like, they're on their bye week. So they obviously made that move last Monday when I wasn't paying attention at some point.

Speaker 1 So Arthur Blank is

Speaker 2 Arthur Blank might be dead.

Speaker 1 He's playing the respect card a little too much. Like, the team respects Dan.
I respect Dan. He's a family man.
You know, we have so much respect for him. Dude, he stinks.
Move on.

Speaker 2 We wanted to wait until November hit so that he and his family could get health coverage for the end of the month.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we're trying to get his kids all the way up to the Christmas break.

Speaker 1 Shut up. Just get him out of here.
Fire Dan. I believe he was presenting.
You know what?

Speaker 2 I would say it's worse for Dan Quinn to have spent this past week just sitting by his telephone.

Speaker 2 Every time he's getting the phantom vibrations in his leg, thinking that he's game planning through the next day.

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 2 No, he probably hasn't even been game planning because he's like, there's no chance that I'm around next week.

Speaker 2 So tomorrow morning, he's going to go in the office and be like, holy fuck, I'm way behind on my week.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's exactly right. I would definitely rather have gotten fired than have to sit there all week being like, so when when are they going to fire me? This kind of sucks.

Speaker 1 The Panthers do have to play the Falcons two more times. So the

Speaker 1 Panthers might go with the playoffs. And then Cam Newton will probably make it all about himself and try to take over the team back.

Speaker 2 Oh, wow. Like in week 17.

Speaker 1 I'm going to say it. I'll say it with his hieroglyphics, Instagram stuff, and all that.

Speaker 2 I want to see him on the sidelines wearing his normal street clothes, though.

Speaker 1 All right, so the Panthers have

Speaker 1 two games left against the Falcons and a game left against the Saints. So that's eight wins guaranteed.
They've eight wins.

Speaker 5 So they basically. Saints win is a guaranteed.

Speaker 1 Sorry, I didn't mean Saints. Redskins.
Sorry. Okay, yeah.
Falcons and Redskins. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I don't know why I say it. Saints is right before that.

Speaker 1 So it's Falcons, two against the Falcons, one against the Redskins. They have eight wins.
Just need to get one more. Okay.
9-7 could get you in there.

Speaker 1 All right. Next up, we have the Bucks and the Seahawks.

Speaker 1 Oh, Jameis.

Speaker 1 What a great game. I'm a Jameis believer now.
Shout out Jameis 1 of 1.

Speaker 1 I almost said troll account. Nope.
The guy who has written a book, a 400-page book about Jameis Winston, who was accused of being Jason Light. We mentioned it on Wednesday's show.
Turns out he's not.

Speaker 1 He's just a Jameis believer. He thinks Jameis is going to be a Hall of Fame quarterback.
He has all the makings for it.

Speaker 1 He has a bunch of advanced statistics that no one, if you could just look up a bunch of, make up a bunch of statistics, look up a bunch of statistics, and just say them over and over, you can beat anyone in an argument.

Speaker 1 That's what this guy does. So I'm a Jameis believer.

Speaker 2 Now, I've I've heard that the reason why this guy is so all in on Jameis and is trying to pump him up a little bit is because he's got a shitload of Jameis Winston rookie cards.

Speaker 1 That might be true, but it's also wrong,

Speaker 2 which is a great, great way for him to

Speaker 2 try to pump up the value on those Don Russes or whatever the hell they are.

Speaker 1 Let's see if he had any fire Jameis tweets today talking about how awesome he was. But yeah, Jameis, it was a classic Jameis game where it was like he showed everything good and then he fumbled, and

Speaker 1 he actually did get hit by his own lineman. No.
He did. No, his elbow.
The fumble? Yes, his elbow.

Speaker 2 I'm going to call it a self-strip sack.

Speaker 1 He got hit by a sack fumble

Speaker 1 in the elbow, but that actually is just more

Speaker 1 proof that his hands are too small.

Speaker 2 It was an all-time Jameis Squinston game, too. At the end of the game, when the Seahawks were attempting the winning field goal that eventually missed, and then

Speaker 2 at the first drive in overtime, he was just staring at the Jumbotron, squinting. He does need contacts.
He has a prescription for glasses.

Speaker 2 I've done some more digging on the whole Jameis Squinston narrative.

Speaker 2 He does have a prescription for him. He wears them when he's playing baseball, but he doesn't like wearing them when he's playing football.

Speaker 2 They just need to give Jameis some fucking contacts that feel good or the rec specs. And I guarantee you, his stats will pop.
Does Jameis one of one have any eyeball takes?

Speaker 1 Oh, we got some stats.

Speaker 2 Astigmatism stats?

Speaker 1 You know, we have some stats.

Speaker 1 Jameis Swinston,

Speaker 1 what's A-N-Y/slash A? Any

Speaker 2 yards.

Speaker 2 Any average.

Speaker 1 So I guess an 8.0 ANY slash A is a very good game that most QBs win. You need a very bad defense or bad luck to lose.
Jameis Winston is 9-9 when he has an 8.0 ANY slash A or better, which is unreal.

Speaker 1 Narrowly missed outing it today. He had a 7.8.
And then it lists everyone's record when they have an 8.0.

Speaker 1 And it's like Matt Ryan's 23-7. Kirk Cousins is 25-4.
Russell Wilson is 27-3. Drew Brees, 23-6.
Tom Brady, 27-1. So basically, Jameis Winston is the unluckiest quarterback of all time.
That's sad.

Speaker 1 He's incredible, and his team stinks.

Speaker 2 That's what we've learned. So he just commits turnovers at the worst possible times just out of pure luck.
Yes. So, okay.

Speaker 2 Yeah. You know what? I'm going to go ahead and buy it.
Yeah. I'm going to buy it.
Sounds like this is a good stat. Eight.

Speaker 1 Was it eight?

Speaker 2 ANY? Yeah, that's a lot of ANY.

Speaker 1 Jameis had his 12th career loss when having a 100-plus QBR performance today.

Speaker 1 And Russell Wilson has 10. Tom Brady has 9.

Speaker 1 He plays well, they lose. He plays bad, they lose.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Damn. I was hoping to play this.
I'm a Jameis believer. I want the Bears to get Jameis now.

Speaker 2 I swear to God. I would love that for you.

Speaker 1 I really do.

Speaker 1 I think this guy, this fucking crazy guy, Jameis 1 of 1, who has the book, his title of his book, Jameis Winston Derangement Syndrome, How the Media Causes Us to Overlook the Start of a Hall of Fame NFL Career, this guy has me convinced.

Speaker 1 Uh-huh.

Speaker 2 I mean,

Speaker 2 the stats speak for themselves. And also, Jameis is hilarious.

Speaker 1 Jameis Bumble was hilarious.

Speaker 2 You would much rather have a guy like Jameis Winston than a boring quarter. Jameis Winston will never throw for one yard and a half.
No.

Speaker 1 No. Ever.

Speaker 1 Now, maybe

Speaker 2 if you take into account the return yards on his interception, then yes, he would throw for one yard and a half. Right.

Speaker 2 But he will light it up and he'll just toss the ball up to your tallest receiver, and he'll get at least 70 yards on one bomb like that. But he's never going to play a boring half.
No.

Speaker 2 And you know what?

Speaker 2 Did you hear what he said after the game? He's an optimist, too. He was talking about the glass half full.

Speaker 1 Optometrist?

Speaker 2 No, he has an optometrist. He needs an optometrist.
He has one that he ignores, but he is an optimist. He said,

Speaker 2 You might say that the glass is only half full of water, but I see the glass as being half full of water and half full of air.

Speaker 1 Whoa.

Speaker 2 So, yeah,

Speaker 1 someone told him that quote.

Speaker 2 He invented nanobubbles. Yeah, he did.
Reinvented nanobubbles. When in Seattle.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 uh speaking of nano bubbles so i i i threw out there the kirk cousins is the last guy you want to lead your team back in the fourth quarter i think russell wilson is number one now in in the nfl i would agree like he is the guy who if you had if you're down in the fourth you want him to have the ball i would agree with that and he's got just staring daggers at me right hank name one quarterback that could beat russell wilson when russell wilson has the ball late in the fourth quarter

Speaker 1 i'm not saying all time hank I'm saying right now, at this present moment, given they're like right now.

Speaker 5 For the listening audience, I have not done anything. I'm just sitting here smiling.

Speaker 1 You went James

Speaker 1 on Hank Winston.

Speaker 5 It almost seems like someone's a little guilty, and they know as they're saying it that they're purposely omitting someone that is actually better than them.

Speaker 1 But why else would you ask me?

Speaker 2 You started staring.

Speaker 1 You did scatter.

Speaker 5 My seat is positioned to be looking at you.

Speaker 2 You know what, for those of you at home,

Speaker 1 my shot has been a little bit more.

Speaker 1 And I look at the person who talking about

Speaker 5 PFT's talking, I quote-unquote stare, but I usually blink.

Speaker 1 I blink.

Speaker 5 And then when you talk, I stare. Stare.

Speaker 1 All right, well, Russell Wilson. You know what you do, Hank?

Speaker 2 You know what you do? You do the dog head tilt, like when your dog is confused about something. When we mention a stat that could possibly go up against Tom Brady, you hit us with the...
Huh?

Speaker 1 Is the garage door open?

Speaker 1 What is that?

Speaker 2 Is that the kin opener?

Speaker 1 Human. What is that? What is that thing that's going off right now? I don't know.
I think Russell Wilson.

Speaker 1 He's unreal. And everything he does with his feet and then the throws.

Speaker 1 He's got great touch.

Speaker 5 He's got great touches.

Speaker 1 Pillow soft. A pillow soft ball.

Speaker 2 The ball drops from the heavens. It's like

Speaker 2 from the clouds.

Speaker 1 It's so awesome to watch. He had five touchdowns today.
I think that was his fifth comeback, fourth quarter comeback just this season. He's got 30 total.

Speaker 1 I think that's what

Speaker 1 it's insane.

Speaker 2 I have a take about Chris Carson, who I like. I like Chris Carson, the running back on the Seattle Seahawks.
I think he's very good, but he is the best running back in the NFL that sucks.

Speaker 2 That will drive you insane. He's the greatest who sucks because he fumbles.

Speaker 1 I think Leonard Fournette might be in that category too now.

Speaker 2 Okay, well, it's a suck-off between the two of them.

Speaker 1 No, I agree with you. He's definitely.

Speaker 5 That gets more stats, though.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but he sucks, too. I don't know.

Speaker 2 I don't know. Chris Carson's been getting stats for the last two years.
It's just that he sucks. Yeah, he does.
He's really good, but he sucks. He fumbles the ball so frequently.

Speaker 2 He's got terrible, terrible ball security, but then other times he'll have excellent ball security. He's just, I don't know, he's schizophrenic.
I like him a lot, but he sucks.

Speaker 2 That's my stat on Chris Carson. Thank you.
Okay.

Speaker 1 That's a fair stat. And I actually agree with you.
I think he's in the running. I'd have to do a list of guys that suck.
That are good.

Speaker 2 Good. That are also good.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 But yeah, he's definitely on that list somewhere.

Speaker 1 So, Hank, you wouldn't take Russell Wilson in a fourth quarter drive? No. Okay.

Speaker 2 That's fair. This was, I think,

Speaker 2 was this a matchup of the oldest coaches

Speaker 2 that have ever faced each other?

Speaker 1 Yes. Yes, it was.
Bruce Arians.

Speaker 2 Shockingly, Pete Carroll is older than Bruce Arians.

Speaker 2 Really? Not in the liver, but yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Pete Carroll just, he's, you know what? He just ages well. He's just very old.
But he ages well. That's really what it is.
He's just a

Speaker 2 gum. It keeps his cheek muscles nice and taut.

Speaker 1 Do you know Pete Carroll's a twin?

Speaker 2 Shut up. Yeah.
Identical? Yeah, I think so. That's amazing.
Almost positive.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm almost positive. Back in my CrossFit days, there was a guy at the CrossFit gym who was the son of Pete Carroll's colleague.

Speaker 2 It's quick brag that you did CrossFit. I did.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And he looked kind of like Pete Carroll.

Speaker 2 Maybe it was his twin that was coaching in that Super Bowl when Russell Wilson

Speaker 2 completed a fourth quarter. Quarter come back.

Speaker 1 I might have made this.

Speaker 5 Pete Carroll's old enough that his son should be a lot older than you.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 5 Like Pete Carroll's twin brother's son should be older than you.

Speaker 1 No. No, because he's twins.

Speaker 2 If he had a twin brother, then it's his son. His twin brother could be 34.
Yeah. If he had when he was 34.
Not all of us have babies when we're 34, Hank.

Speaker 1 I also might have.

Speaker 2 Some of us age like a fine one

Speaker 2 until we're at a place in our professional and personal lives where we feel that it's time to squirt one out.

Speaker 1 All right, I think I made this thing up. So we'll see.
Oh, yeah. No, I made it up as an older brother.
But he looks just like himself.

Speaker 2 You made up that he had twin? Yeah. You can't do that to me.

Speaker 1 Well, I remember it wrong.

Speaker 1 I think what happened was when I saw the picture of Pete Carroll's brother, I was like, damn, they look like twins.

Speaker 1 So, yeah,

Speaker 1 that's fair by me, right?

Speaker 2 I don't know. You can't invent a twin out of thin air.
Could you imagine if you had a twin?

Speaker 1 That would have been so cool.

Speaker 2 It would be great.

Speaker 2 Just to see him standing behind a bridge.

Speaker 5 I feel like that would be like the fish market, and Pete Carroll has a twin. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Exactly.

Speaker 2 Speaking of the fish market, how cool would that have been if they had gone to Pike Place and they were like throwing Dungeon-Squ crab legs and just had Jameis Winston intercept one and run out of the market with it?

Speaker 1 have liked that.

Speaker 2 That would have been pretty funny.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 2 Like one of those Sunday night football graphics over the Monday night ones.

Speaker 1 Yes, yes. I can't find a fucking picture of Pete Carroll's brother, who I think is his twin.
How's this not existing?

Speaker 2 I think you fantasize that Pete Carroll has a twin brother, which is kind of a cool thing. I would love it if Andy Reid had an identical twin.
How cool would that be?

Speaker 2 You know, like that picture you always see

Speaker 2 of Mike Tomlin with his twin on the sidelines?

Speaker 1 Yes. Look at this young picture of Pete Carroll I found.
That's funny.

Speaker 2 That's fucking funny. It's a good looking dude, man.
Pete Carroll. He's giving off some like Jay Lino vibes in that one.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Pete Carroll. Pete Carroll is a good looking dude.
I think Pete Carroll is a very good looking dude. Okay,

Speaker 1 let's go to our next game. So yeah, the Seahawks, good job, Bucs.

Speaker 1 Although, we should say, if you bet on the Bucs, that's an all-time loss. If you had plus four and you basically hung tough the entire game and then get the dreaded overtime,

Speaker 2 you thought that you were good. I bet on the Seahawks, so this was a lucky win.
Oh, man, that sucks.

Speaker 1 They should actually make it so that if you score a touchdown in overtime, you just win by one.

Speaker 2 You're just saying that because you lost. No, no, no.

Speaker 1 I actually didn't have this one, but I'm saying that should be the fair way because you should never lose. If you have an underdog, you shouldn't lose in overtime.

Speaker 2 I disagree because I had the other side, and so this is the outcome I was rooting for. So you got very lucky.

Speaker 2 As long as you stay ahead of that end-of-the-game drive, like I hope they miss the field goal so it goes in an overtime.

Speaker 2 If you declare that and you know enough about gambling to look that far in advance, then I think you're good.

Speaker 1 Okay, next up we have Lions Raiders.

Speaker 2 These are two other teams that are going to stick around in the hunt.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Matt Stafford MVP season. He actually had a good game.
The Matt Patricia coach defense. Oof.
Oof. That's what...
I did a little quick search for my Lions fan friends,

Speaker 1 Detroit Don.

Speaker 1 And people are not happy with Matt Patricia's defense. Let's just say that.
Not happy at all.

Speaker 2 So you you did a Twitter search for him?

Speaker 1 No, I just follow him on Twitter.

Speaker 2 Okay, you just looked at what he was saying.

Speaker 1 So they're not happy?

Speaker 2 Matt Patricia has begun to struck me as a fake football guy. He strikes me that way.
Like, he, I think he, no, he loves real football guys. Hank's giving me the head guest.

Speaker 2 Former Patriots defensive coordinator, Matt Patricia. I think he likes football guys, and he aspires to be a football guy, and he hangs out.

Speaker 1 a lot around football.

Speaker 2 I'll put it this way. So John Gruden, he lost his virginity thinking about the Notre Dame fight song.

Speaker 2 Matt Patricia lost his virginity thinking about John Gruden thinking about the Notre Dame fight song when he lost his virginity. That's you guys.
What do you mean? No, we're football guys, guys.

Speaker 2 They like us. We're not saying that we're.

Speaker 5 No, Hank, that's what you're describing about Patricia is

Speaker 1 not true, A, but B, you're saying that he's not a football guy.

Speaker 5 He just

Speaker 5 idolizes football guys.

Speaker 2 Correct.

Speaker 1 But he's not like

Speaker 5 studying film and coaching a football team.

Speaker 2 He's working very hard to become a football guy. Big Cat and I aren't working to become football guys.
We're secure in our status as football guys' guys.

Speaker 5 But a football guys, guys, move sounds like thinking of John Gruden thinking about Notre Dame.

Speaker 2 I like to think about John Gruden thinking about Notre Dame while he's having sex, but I would not think about him having sex while I'm having sex.

Speaker 1 Got it. Interesting.
I got to be honest with you guys, I'm still looking for Pete Carroll's twin.

Speaker 1 It's fucking driving me insane.

Speaker 1 I just did a search too, and I can't find his twin.

Speaker 2 I'm just going to say that he has a twin.

Speaker 1 All right, fine. We'll move on.

Speaker 1 Pete Carroll has a twin.

Speaker 2 Do you care to weigh in on what Matt Patricia thinks about when he's nutting?

Speaker 1 I don't know. Rock find a picture? That's not.
Okay, that's David Bowie.

Speaker 1 Or the Google that's Jim Carroll.

Speaker 1 All right, I'm sorry. I'm back on track.
I'm back on track. I'm sorry.
I got sidetracked. Pete Carroll's twin just totally took my brain away.
I think was Jim Carroll like David Bowie's. I don't know.

Speaker 1 I made this whole thing up.

Speaker 1 My brain is so melting from age.

Speaker 1 I typed in P. Carroll brother, and then it said Jim Carroll.

Speaker 5 And I click Jim Carroll, and it's just pictures of David Bowie.

Speaker 1 That's a wild wormhole, you know.

Speaker 1 I'm not kidding.

Speaker 1 Okay, so Matt Patricia, what was the question? What does he think about when he jerks off? No.

Speaker 2 You're wandering in like pretty late to this conversation.

Speaker 1 Hey, guys, what's up?

Speaker 2 The bona fide, the core of this conversation that we're having is whether or not Matt Patricia thought about John Gruden nutting the first time that he had sex.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 Agree to disagree.

Speaker 5 Is Matt Patricia a football guy?

Speaker 1 He is, but he's got to get more results. I don't know.

Speaker 1 I think

Speaker 1 if you don't win and your unit looks bad,

Speaker 1 but you also don't

Speaker 1 you do the whole they're in the hunt. They've been robbed by the referees.
Besides Trey Stroke.

Speaker 1 You do the whole Belichick ripoff thing that he's doing. He's like grumpy and dresses like shit and all this stuff.

Speaker 1 I think it's bad.

Speaker 2 I think you'd probably be doing that anyways. But yes, I agree with you.

Speaker 1 I think that's bad. I think you have to have results to be a true bona fide football guy.
Otherwise, it's like he's basically... Matt Patricia is like...

Speaker 1 He's basically like, I play a football guy on TV.

Speaker 1 That's what he is. Yes, exactly.

Speaker 1 You know what? Oh, you know what my red flag was. Turn tables.
We are now going after one of your guys.

Speaker 2 Yeah, Hank, you know what my red flag was? Your guys. After that game against the Packers that they got, that the refs technically won.
The Packers did not.

Speaker 1 I'll admit that. They've had a good story.

Speaker 2 As an owner, we did not win that game.

Speaker 2 But I don't recall reading a single story about Matt Patricia sitting down at his computer and cutting together a DVD of all the missed calls and then mailing said DV to the league office.

Speaker 2 And that would be a football guy response to getting absolutely hosed by the officials. And he didn't do it.

Speaker 5 It would actually be a basketball guy response, and you just foreshadowed an interview that's coming later in the week.

Speaker 1 But no, I disagree. Okay.
Okay. Hey, we don't got to get mad about it.

Speaker 5 But you just described as what a basketball coach is, not what a basketball coach.

Speaker 2 No, football coaches do that all the time.

Speaker 1 The Lions suck right now on defense. Matt Stafford is,

Speaker 1 I need to start a Matt Stafford one-of-one book, The Derangement Syndrome, because he's been playing out of his mind. On the other side, John Gruden and Derek Carr are kind of back together.

Speaker 1 They're like about to make it official because I looked high and low and John Gruden did not compliment Matt Stafford after the game. At all.

Speaker 1 He has complimented him in the past, but not after the game. So I think they're and John Gruden, or sorry, Derek Carr was like, this is just what good coaching looks like.
He played really well.

Speaker 1 And the Raiders, there's something about the black hole. It's such a fucking shame that they're leaving Oakland.
John Gruden gave everyone a hug after the game.

Speaker 1 It's the first time they've played there since like week two. And the Raiders, if you want to talk about teams that are going to be in the hunt.

Speaker 2 I'm looking at it.

Speaker 1 The Raiders are in the hunt.

Speaker 1 They're going to be hanging around.

Speaker 1 In the hunt, because in the AFC, if you look at the AFC picture right now, it's the Patriots, it's the Bills, the Ravens, whoever's going to win the AFC South, and the Chiefs.

Speaker 1 And that last spot has like six teams that are vying for it. The Steelers are vying for it.
The Colts, the Jaguars, the Titans, the Raiders, the Chargers are back in the mix.

Speaker 1 It's actually going to be as bad as the AFC has seemed this year because it's the Patriots kind of running away with it.

Speaker 1 The AFC going down the stretch is going to have some fun games trying to get that last spot.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I think next week we'll probably see John Gruin talk a lot about Phillip Rivers, though. Yeah.
He's going to have a lot of really good spots.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. Well, that's just respect.

Speaker 2 It was awesome seeing that graphic for the first time in the hunt. And somehow every single network got together and agreed that the terminology they would use is in the hunt.
You're in the hunt.

Speaker 2 And when that graphic shows up, that's like the first real bit of autumn. It's like autumn's here.
The apple pie is in the air. It's about to be cornucopias.

Speaker 2 It's about to be snowflakes on the score bug dropping down. Yes.
It's just about to get real.

Speaker 1 It's about to get real. And by the way, I did write this down.
So Matt Patricia, I don't know. This is actually more of a Daryl Beville thing.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 Galladay and Marvin Jones weren't on the field for their fourth down play. How is that possible? That's not good.
They threw it to like the third tight end. I don't understand how that's possible.

Speaker 1 That's such a lion's way to lose. And I really think Matt Safford's playing so well this year that he deserves better than what's happening with their team basically week in and week out.

Speaker 2 I just did a search for the ESPN playoff simulator. It's too early for that.
I got a little over my skis with that.

Speaker 2 Too early, but I found a playoff predictor one where you can go ahead and do everything that the ESPN app does.

Speaker 2 And the first thing that pops up is just a button that says I'm I'm confused that you can click on. Immediately hammered that, just having nothing to do with the website.
I'm just,

Speaker 2 if you've listened to this show, we are very confused about a lot of things right now. Yes.
Mostly Pete Carroll's twin. Yes.

Speaker 1 Pete Carroll's twin.

Speaker 1 I think I might have made up the whole thing.

Speaker 1 I'm really starting to doubt my own brain. All right.
Browns, Broncos.

Speaker 1 It's over for the Browns. This has been a disaster of a season.
I don't know. It's been worse than their worst.
Like, if you were a Browns fan sitting there in August and you said to yourself,

Speaker 1 what's the worst case scenario? I think this might be worse. Because

Speaker 1 Odell Beckham looks like he doesn't want to be there. The defense is bad, which the defense should have been good.
They were just not tackling guys.

Speaker 1 Baker's taking a step back. Freddie Kitchens is an absolute joke of a head coach.
So I don't, what do you do? What do you you do if you're the Browns?

Speaker 2 You got to fire Freddy. You have to.
Freddy's got to be one and done. He is.
I would say he's because I like him as a person, but he's in way over his head.

Speaker 1 I think we said last week, you just need to demote him and tell him he still has his job, and he's just the offensive coordinator. I think he'd be fine with that.
Yeah, you'd totally be fine.

Speaker 2 You'd be like, you're right. I bit off more than I could chew on this one.

Speaker 1 Five trips to the red zone, one touchdown. Freddie Kitchens had not only the coordinator face, but he also had the rosy cheeks because it was a little cold in Denver.
Looked even dumber than usual.

Speaker 2 And he does have that body.

Speaker 2 Every time I see him, his body just kind of goes out further and further from his cheek. It just doesn't stop expanding from the bottom of his jaw.
It looks like he's just always wearing a Moomu. Yes.

Speaker 2 I think what he needs to start doing is rocking the utility belt on the outside of the sweatshirt.

Speaker 2 Because it's a problem when it's just that taupe color that he was wearing for Salute to Service Month. The hoodie that goes into the same colored pants.

Speaker 1 Yes, this was a bad jersey game, by the way.

Speaker 1 The fact that no one wore whites was so weird and just like both having, you know, that orange-brown mix. Browns are quest too.

Speaker 5 Schefter tweeted it was like at the Browns request for them with those jerseys.

Speaker 1 Well, and then they got kicked out for wearing the, or they almost kicked out for wearing the cleats. What was that, by the way?

Speaker 2 Odell was wearing Joker shoes in the first half, and then Jarvis was wearing shoes that were a non-regulation shade of orange.

Speaker 1 I'm a big, I've been a big like Odell fan. I think he's so talented, but man,

Speaker 1 like when you're bad and you're wearing Joker shoes yeah

Speaker 1 literally clown shoes yeah you're a clown

Speaker 1 shoes like how if you're a Browns fan how can you deal with that clown Tonio Browns well that's like gaining one yard in the first half

Speaker 2 they're the clown clownedlin Browns clownland browns they're at at least Browns hards are used to it yeah but they had hopes this year which was tough it's so expectations of the world yeah but they usually don't really have it's so much better to live life without expectations usually they're just like, if we win six games, that'd be kind of cool, I guess.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's like we're if we win.

Speaker 5 The Bears fans or Browns fans had higher hopes going to the Bears.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Oh, no, you're going to this year into this year?

Speaker 2 Well, this year, Browns fans.

Speaker 1 Realistic?

Speaker 1 Like, Browns fans, Browns' hopes were somewhat unrealistic because they hadn't done it.

Speaker 1 The Bears won the NFC North last year, but expectations are the worst because if the Bears had just sucked last year and they sucked again this year,

Speaker 1 I've been through many bad bears years. You just kind of sit there and just take it.
You just fucking get punched in the face over and over, and eventually your face is so numb you don't give a fuck.

Speaker 1 It's when you get the sucker punch that you didn't see coming, that's when it really hurts.

Speaker 2 Agreed, yeah.

Speaker 2 But shout out to Jermaine Whitehead because after the game, he kind of did a little misdirection.

Speaker 2 Oh, no one's going to be talking about the Browns and Freddie Kitchens and how poorly we played today because he is suspended from Twitter for threatening to shoot multiple people after the game.

Speaker 1 Allegedly.

Speaker 2 Some people were saying that he got hacked, but being hacked would be a very convenient excuse for this because I think one of the guys was like a journalist and then there were some other people that were responding to him.

Speaker 2 He's like, show up at the Browns facility and I will shoot you.

Speaker 1 So this is a full dumpster.

Speaker 2 Which, I mean, if you're a Browns fan, I would almost take that. It's like, yes, please.

Speaker 1 And they're going to have winnable games down the stretch. And it's like...

Speaker 1 It's a dumpster for me.

Speaker 1 Here's Baker after the game. We're still Baker guys.
He shaved three times.

Speaker 2 He shaved three times today. Three times.
Hoping that it would change something. Actually,

Speaker 1 that's a great move by Baker. Colin Coward's going to say it's a clown move.
I think you have to just keep changing.

Speaker 1 It's basically Baker did what any fan would do, changing their position on the couch, trying to get the mojo right.

Speaker 2 And you know what? If I could grow facial hair like that, I'll just say it. I would probably shave a lot too.
I would switch it up, change my

Speaker 2 mustache around. It looks awesome.
Also,

Speaker 2 the fact that we're talking about him shaving, he drew a lot of attention to Movember and men's health.

Speaker 1 Oh, so if you don't like Baker, you like cancer.

Speaker 2 Yeah, and you know what he inspired me to do? I'm doing a self-exam on my testicle right now.

Speaker 1 You don't have to do that.

Speaker 2 You don't have to do this. And I don't have to do it.
I can't free, but

Speaker 2 he might have saved my life. And if he can just save one life because he shaved his mustache today, then good on you.
We talked about.

Speaker 2 Let me check my other testicle while you're talking.

Speaker 1 We talked, see, don't do that. We talked about Mike Rabel's wet mustache when he's standing in the rain.
Baker's sad mustache.

Speaker 1 Man, Man, when you have a sad mustache, it's just so, so, so much significantly sadder. It just, I mean, I've had a sad mustache many times.
It just, there's something about it. It's a built-in frown.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And so everyone just looks at it and they're like, damn, that guy's really sad.
I think it's the difference between, like, if you're just sad without a mustache, you're just a sad guy.

Speaker 1 If you're sad with a mustache, you look like your wife left you,

Speaker 1 your house is underwater, your kids hate you, your job sucks. it's it's the whole, like, this guy's life.
You're playing on the Cleveland Browns. Yeah, this guy's life has fallen apart.

Speaker 1 That's what a mustache looks like when you're sad.

Speaker 5 Yeah, and it's tough that he did all, like, the GQ and modeling pictures in the preseason because now they're getting compared, like, oh, preseason Browns, current Browns.

Speaker 1 Damn.

Speaker 1 He memed himself the Tiger. You never want to meme yourself.

Speaker 2 Uh-huh. And the clothes that he was wearing after the game,

Speaker 2 somebody likened them to Home Alone, like the robbers in Home Alone.

Speaker 2 I think he looked like the Pringles man if he was on board the Titanic and he was standing up there behind the microphone and he was just, he did look sad. It's sad.

Speaker 1 It's sad.

Speaker 1 And then the Browns, or the sorry, the Broncos,

Speaker 1 now we're just going to convince ourselves that it was the first time ever that three players with the same surname won as a quarterback, Allens. The Allens all won.

Speaker 1 Kyle Allen, Josh Allen, Brandon Allen.

Speaker 1 There's nothing better than the guy starting a game who shouldn't be starting a game and the shots to his family and the crowd.

Speaker 1 And they have shitty seats because he's, you know, he's getting paid nothing, and they're just going nuts on every single play. That's the peak.
That's the peak of like family.

Speaker 1 That really is Roger Goodell's football is family. Yeah, there it is.

Speaker 2 But here's something that you can look at if you're a Broncos fan, or if you're a Browns fan and you want to spin zone yourself into thinking things aren't that bad.

Speaker 2 The Broncos defense is actually very, very good right now. The Browns' defense is number third ranked in DVOA.

Speaker 1 Wait a second. Broncos or Browns? The Broncos.

Speaker 1 The Broncos.

Speaker 2 I'm saying if you're the Browns, you can take some solace in knowing that it was a very good defense that beat you.

Speaker 2 You can't be wearing shitty, shitty clothes, and it was also Brandon Allen that beat you.

Speaker 1 You stinks.

Speaker 2 I also have a theory about John Ellie, a new theory about him. Obviously, he does try to tank games by hiring shitty quarterbacks to be his starters.

Speaker 2 His emergency quarterbacks, his third stringers, are always just guys that are his friends. They're like sons.

Speaker 2 So it's like Jim Kelly's kid or nephew, and then just Brandon Allen, or not Brandon Allen,

Speaker 2 Brett Rippon is their third string quarterback, their second string right now. I think John Elwey's just like, hey, if you need a favor, I'll put your kid on the practice squad.
No problem.

Speaker 1 I like that.

Speaker 2 I like that.

Speaker 1 So we need to get some more sons out there. I don't know who else is quarterbacking right now.

Speaker 5 It's got to be a COSAR kid out there.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you'd imagine there's at least one Cosar.

Speaker 2 There's probably a McCallan that's about ready to make it to the NFL.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they're right there. Oh,

Speaker 1 Arch Manning is going to be really good.

Speaker 2 Yeah, so John Elway will not draft him.

Speaker 1 He's a free call though. He's like winning games and everything.
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 The Packers Chargers. I will stand here right now and say I fucked up.
What? What, Hank? I fucked up.

Speaker 5 I'm not shaking my head at you. I'm shaking my head at the Packers.

Speaker 1 Yeah, well, guess what?

Speaker 1 I have the reason why. I didn't do my research.
They were in the can't lose parlay. They lost.
Guess what?

Speaker 1 This is from Historic Packers' Twitter account. The Packers have now lost their last six games on the weekend of daylight savings.
Wow.

Speaker 2 Wow. Lombardi time doesn't account for that, huh?

Speaker 1 They cannot handle the change in time. I wish I had known that before.
Please mark that down for next year. That's an insane stat.
That is crazy.

Speaker 2 How is that even possible?

Speaker 5 You don't need to remind us next year.

Speaker 1 Someone needs to remind us the Packers do not do time change well.

Speaker 2 That is fucking weird. Yes.
I see, that's the thing I would expect for Andy Reid to be a statue.

Speaker 1 Right, but it was

Speaker 1 the Packers. So Mike McCarthy.
Mike McCarthy kind of looks like Packers.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he does.

Speaker 2 Yeah, his brain comes from the Andy Reid trio.

Speaker 1 Fat people in general don't deal well with change.

Speaker 1 As someone myself, like, we don't do change well. Like, you got to keep everything.

Speaker 1 The bag of chips needs to be in the same spot in the kitchen.

Speaker 2 I would think that that would be something that would fuck up Philip Rivers, too. Yeah.
With all the kids, they get up early. No, they don't know that the clock changes.
Kids don't have

Speaker 2 the internal clock.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's true.

Speaker 2 They wake up at like five.

Speaker 2 Oh, kids definitely wake up early on Daylight Savings.

Speaker 1 I think most kids have. I think you get an internal clock.
What time do you get it? Search that. When do you get your internal clock?

Speaker 2 So, kids,

Speaker 2 well, he's got like a wide variety of ages of children.

Speaker 1 I also think he probably is sleeping at a hotel the night before.

Speaker 2 That's a good point. Yeah.
Did you see the kid that was at the podium with Philip Rivers after the game?

Speaker 1 Ball security. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah. He was holding him like a football.
Was it Jack that was asking if that was his kid? Because he was like, He got a new kid out of nowhere.

Speaker 1 He always has a new kid.

Speaker 2 I think that there's something to that.

Speaker 2 I think Phillip Rivers is like a firehouse where if you have a kid that you don't want, you can just drop him off with Phillip Rivers and he has to take him legally.

Speaker 2 He lives on a river, no questions asked.

Speaker 1 He's like Moses. Yes, is that Moses?

Speaker 2 Just put your kid in a little

Speaker 2 bassinet and put him in the river

Speaker 2 when it gets to Phillips' house.

Speaker 1 Yes, it ends at Philip Rivers' house. So, the Packers were terrible.

Speaker 1 It's a reminder when Bosa and Ingram are doing their thing that they're unstoppable. Aaron Rodgers shaved.

Speaker 2 He did. He shaved before the game.

Speaker 1 He looked totally different. And holy shit.
I'll say it.

Speaker 1 Trouble in Paradise is Matt LaFleur.

Speaker 2 Did they get into an argument afterwards?

Speaker 1 They must have

Speaker 1 184 yards total offense.

Speaker 2 I wouldn't let him sling it today. 184 yards.
I have a question for you, big cat. Yeah.
What is the name of the Chargers' home stadium?

Speaker 1 See Keek? No.

Speaker 2 What What is it? Dignity Health. Oh, nice.
Dignity Health Park.

Speaker 2 Nobody knows. No.

Speaker 2 It used to be.

Speaker 1 But then it changed its name.

Speaker 2 It changed its name.

Speaker 1 What is it?

Speaker 2 Dignity Health. Two things that don't describe the Chargers franchise and their players.

Speaker 1 Or the health care system in America. That's true.
That's true. Get deep.

Speaker 1 So, yeah. And this also is a sign that the best way to get better is to just fire someone.
Because Ken Wisenhunt got fired and Phil Rivers looked like a new man.

Speaker 2 Who's their offensive coordinator now? Do we know? Who cares? Doesn't matter. Yeah, Phil Rivers.
It's not Ken Rivers.

Speaker 1 Phil Rivers with a twig in a sandbox. That's who's their offensive coordinator.

Speaker 2 Just drawing some weird shit up.

Speaker 1 He could do it.

Speaker 2 Yeah, the Packers' offense looked weird. It must be daylight saving signs because it didn't.

Speaker 1 Matt LaFleur and Aaron Rodgers are hating each other.

Speaker 2 They're doing verbal memes.

Speaker 1 It took a while, but they finally hate each other, and I'm finally right. Verbal meme.

Speaker 2 Matt LaFleur and Matt LaFleur's family as the two older ladies that are cry-screaming, and then Aaron Rodgers as the cat that's hissing at him.

Speaker 1 Okay, I think that name? Yeah, yeah, I like that.

Speaker 1 Aaron Rodgers' MVP campaign done, finished. It is.

Speaker 2 I don't know about that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it is.

Speaker 2 I think Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 1 Russ Rosson, Deshaun Watson, Matt Stafford, Lamar Jackson. Sorry, Aaron.
Try again next year. Probably not.
I was just happy the Packers lost.

Speaker 1 Everyone in the NFC North lost this week.

Speaker 2 And every home team won.

Speaker 1 Every home team won.

Speaker 2 Except the Jaguars didn't win. They were the home team in England.

Speaker 1 That's correct. But every home team in their home stadium won, which, Hank, good thing you got off those bunny lines, right?

Speaker 1 I would assume they were. Although there was a couple of road favorites.
So, yeah, the Browns were a road favorite.

Speaker 2 Wait, so tomorrow, that means that we're betting on Hoomst. Is that the Cowboys? The Giants.
The Giants. Okay, we're betting on the Giants tomorrow.

Speaker 1 Giants are at home. Okay, let's get to who's back and our football guy of the week.

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Speaker 1 Okay, let's get to who's back of the week Hank who's back of the week

Speaker 1 darkness darkness I believe in a thing going off

Speaker 2 The darkness darkness. I didn't know that you were a fan of the darkness

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 you're going to do? Are you going to get sad? Are you going to get seasonal affective disorder, Hank? Oh, you need the sun. You move to California, you soft little bitch.

Speaker 2 So that was a little mean. That was really mean.
Seasonal affective disorder affects many people, big cat, and it's not something to make light of.

Speaker 1 Get it? People that say, like, it's just, I just, I've never understood it. I've lived in the northeast my whole life.
I've never understood it. But the winner is miserable.

Speaker 1 When it gets dark at fucking five o'clock, I almost didn't even come in today. It was like, oh, he's so sad.
It's so dark already.

Speaker 2 I agree. There's nothing worse.
There's nothing worse than

Speaker 1 driving to work. Oh fuck.

Speaker 2 Driving to work in the dark, and then when you leave work later in the dark, you can't do a chore if you leave work and it's already dark out. You have to go home.
You can't stop at the grocery store.

Speaker 2 So you can find trouble. You can't go to the gym.
It's night out.

Speaker 1 You can find trouble.

Speaker 2 Human beings. Yeah, you're out in the street getting into knife fights at

Speaker 2 5.45 p.m.

Speaker 1 Look at you here.

Speaker 1 right now. Suck it up.

Speaker 2 Oh, it's because the Patriots lost. It just cuts from Slack.

Speaker 1 Suck it up, man. Who cares? It gets dark every year.

Speaker 2 It does the same thing. It is God's way of telling you not to leave your house.
Yeah. It's more of just what it means is coming.

Speaker 1 It's like the silence. Winter, and then you know what comes? March madness.

Speaker 1 You're skipping an entire

Speaker 1 calendar by Big Cat.

Speaker 2 You're skipping an entire season of gray trash snow that piles up at the corners.

Speaker 1 Winter happens, then March Madness happens. Yes.
That's it. All right.
Is that it? Anything else? Yeah.

Speaker 2 You're so sad. Yeah, you are kind of bummed out.

Speaker 1 Damn, you're bumming me out.

Speaker 1 That's not fair.

Speaker 2 Hank, do you need a hug? I need some.

Speaker 1 If Cash App wants to send me some of that stuff. Don't put your sadness on me.

Speaker 1 You do those

Speaker 1 Moneyline dogs. Didn't hit.

Speaker 2 I'm going to give Hank the biggest hug ever after this show is over.

Speaker 1 Remember, he touched his ball sack.

Speaker 2 Outside the show. No, not.
It was outside my sweatpants.

Speaker 1 He was masturbating while we were doing that.

Speaker 2 It was outside the sweatpants. And I'll have you know that I was performing a very important medical procedure, and I saved my own life.

Speaker 2 You should do one, too. Yes.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 2 My who's back of the week is Urban Meyer rumors.

Speaker 2 And more specifically, just coaching search season is back because Willie Taggart got the axe at Florida State.

Speaker 2 And now people are speculating that they're going to throw a bag at Urban Meyer, who's waiting patiently for the USC job or the Notre Dame job to open up.

Speaker 1 Shout out to Alex Hornybrook for getting Willie Taggart fired.

Speaker 2 Oh, is that what happened? I mean,

Speaker 1 he was very bad against Miami.

Speaker 2 So now what we're seeing is like a program that's in complete disarray and the delusions of the fan base thinking who they're going to get for their next head coach. The best.

Speaker 2 And I've seen rumors thrown out there. I've seen Nick Sabin's name mentioned.
Yep. I've seen Urban Meyer's name mentioned.
I've actually seen Jim Leonard's name mentioned a couple times.

Speaker 1 Jim Leonard is going to get a job somewhere.

Speaker 2 I saw Dan Mullins' name

Speaker 2 mentioned, so it's like Dan is going to leave

Speaker 2 the job at the University of Florida to go to Florida State for some reason. I don't really get that one, but go off, King.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 2 Lane Kiffin season. Yeah.
Lane Kiffin. You should get higher.

Speaker 1 You should.

Speaker 1 What do you got? I just have a quick explain to Hank regarding buyouts that I don't fully understand, but I know it's like one of those things that comes from the boosters.

Speaker 1 Is that like a booster, like a group text chain or email where it's like... No, they literally just, so from what I've heard and understand,

Speaker 5 you throw in, like, that's what I'm saying. So it's like a group text of like one millionaire being like, hey, you got five mil.

Speaker 1 Like, no, there's a bunch of. No, I don't think they have a group text because they're so rich and they

Speaker 1 just basically

Speaker 1 get 20 miles of dollars together? They call they call on like old school phones.

Speaker 5 And someone that has that much money is just like, I'll give you five mil.

Speaker 1 No, yes, sometimes more.

Speaker 1 If you are a booster, if you are a coach and like one guy who doesn't like you wants you out and he will cut the check, you could be out.

Speaker 2 I think the majority of these deals are put together in either a country club on a golf course or in like a steakhouse, like a back table at a steakhouse.

Speaker 1 They actually all the rich guys, you know what they probably do they probably do credit card roulette to see who's gonna do this buyout yeah they all just put their uh amex blacks in a hat someone needs to probably someone on the athletics gonna do this but how if we do hit a recession what the recession will do to buyouts because if the rich guys lose money they're not gonna buy out so every coach is safe so you want to be a coach Coaching is the only job that's recession proof.

Speaker 1 Was that in

Speaker 1 funeral homes?

Speaker 2 Funeral homes? Because more people die. It's actually the business you you want to be in.

Speaker 1 Funeral homes and coaching.

Speaker 2 I've also heard

Speaker 2 that makeup salesperson. Yeah.
Because you want to look better if you feel like shit.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's it. If you're sad, because it gets dark and falling.
Oh, if you're sad. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay, Mike.

Speaker 2 I don't like the seasonal effective Hank shit.

Speaker 1 Because it happens every time.

Speaker 1 Were you stunned that it happened?

Speaker 5 No, but I will say, like, I was, I was. You're really.

Speaker 1 I was a little shocked.

Speaker 1 Now I'm going to be made fun of again. you are you are going down

Speaker 1 well because it's ridiculous people need the sun just we're just like plants we need that vitamin tougher than the sun big cat get one of those fucking the fucking sun sunlight things oh we should get a sunlamp actually speaking of recession when i was working in real estate and the whole world went to shit and uh and uh in 2008 One of my bosses got one and he was like, yeah,

Speaker 1 I was just looking to get some sun.

Speaker 2 It's like, dude, it's probably because of fucking real estate.

Speaker 2 I'm making nine times less money, but I got this kid.

Speaker 1 I got this sun that I put on my face.

Speaker 2 I agree. It's like coaching, makeup, funeral homes, probably like missile salesperson because we tend to start wars to get us out of recessions.

Speaker 2 Those are the industries you want to be in.

Speaker 1 That's it. All right, My Who's Back.
I got two.

Speaker 1 Marathoners are back. We had the New York Marathon today.
God damn, are they annoying?

Speaker 5 Yeah, that's pretty much it. I watched for like 10 minutes in between the London game and the...

Speaker 1 You went outside? No, no, no. On TV.

Speaker 1 It was on like CBS Fox or whatever. I don't know.
Okay.

Speaker 2 I was watching. They did.

Speaker 5 It was great.

Speaker 5 I flipped to it, and they cut to one of the interviewers where the interviewer was running.

Speaker 1 So she couldn't even

Speaker 2 get like a horse after the Kentucky Derby.

Speaker 1 I saw that one video where the dog was running.

Speaker 1 Could you imagine running for fucking five hours and then having like a dog run and that everyone's like, damn, that dog's awesome. I think that dog was even just lost.

Speaker 2 I don't think it was in the marathon. It was just like, that's the course of its normal day.

Speaker 1 Everyone's like, that dog is so cool. All you idiots who ran, you just can't ever be cool as cool as this dog.

Speaker 2 Shout out Des Linden, though, recurring guest apart my team. Dogg's.

Speaker 2 She finished in, I think, sixth place.

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 no, we don't associate with losers.

Speaker 2 Sixth place. She won sixth place.

Speaker 1 No, she was actually a great guest. And then my other who's back is business decisions because

Speaker 1 Draymond

Speaker 1 hurt his finger,

Speaker 1 hurt his finger when everyone on the Warriors got hurt, and all of a sudden he's not going to play for a while as well. Did you see the Warriors starting lineup the other night?

Speaker 1 Here's the names: Kai Bowman, Jordan Poole, Glenn Robinson III, Eric Pascal, Willie Colliestein. That's their starting five.

Speaker 1 Damn. Life comes at verbal meme.
Warriors with Kevin Durant and Steph Curry and Clay Thompson and Draymond Green. And it's a picture of Baker Mayfield in August.

Speaker 1 Warriors with Kyboham and Jordan Poole, etc., etc. And it's a picture of Sad Baker with his mustache.

Speaker 2 Is it time for Steve Kerr to have a back injury? Hmm. Interesting.
It might be. Now's the time to take a break until Curry comes back.

Speaker 1 He learned from the best.

Speaker 2 Another verbal meme. Just a picture of the roster.
Record scratch. You're probably wondering how I got here right now.

Speaker 1 I can't say I'm not happy.

Speaker 1 Are you happy? I'm happy.

Speaker 2 You can't say you're not happy. That means that you are saying that you are happy.
I'm happy. You're very happy.
I am happy.

Speaker 1 I'm pretty happy, too.

Speaker 1 It's pretty awesome. It's happy.

Speaker 1 It's listen. We had enough Warriors.

Speaker 2 Which finger was it for Draymond Green? That makes a difference. The middle finger.
Because his gouging finger. No, he was giving the middle finger to Kevin Durant when he was on first take.

Speaker 2 Was he really? Yeah, that was it.

Speaker 1 And then he heard it. You just gave it the whole time.

Speaker 1 Kevin Durant, come on the podcast. Hank?

Speaker 1 I texted him.

Speaker 2 Hank texted him. You texted your boy, Kevin Durant.

Speaker 1 He got his number.

Speaker 2 Where'd you get it from?

Speaker 1 Connects.

Speaker 2 Did he text you back?

Speaker 1 Nope. Nope.
Did he like

Speaker 1 texted him? Ah, that's it. Nope.

Speaker 5 I texted him. I was like, yo, it's the baby back bitch.
I won't come up to you.

Speaker 5 Come on the pod. We're right near your MSG.

Speaker 5 And then, like, six hours later, I liked the message just in case. That's thirsty.

Speaker 2 Just because sometimes.

Speaker 5 Yeah, but the thing is, it works. Sometimes when people text me and they like it, and I, like, I'll forget it, and then I'll see the like.

Speaker 1 I'll be like, oh, my bad. Yeah, Liam does that to me when I ignore him, when he asks me to do stuff.
Right.

Speaker 5 Which is, I was like, Bitcatch, should I like it? And he was like, Well, when Liam does it, it's annoying, but I usually respond. So I was like, All right, let's see what happens.
Uh-huh.

Speaker 1 Still didn't answer.

Speaker 2 So he left you unread.

Speaker 5 Maybe I'll hit him with an exclamation point tomorrow.

Speaker 1 He, Kevin Durant, shout out, Kevin Durant, because you have played this so well. You've made us look like absolute bitches.
Wait, and he goes on first take, he goes on everything. Yeah, everything.

Speaker 1 Serge of Baka's show. Everything.

Speaker 2 Did you actually text him or did you hit him with the Instagram DM's show?

Speaker 1 No, I actually,

Speaker 2 according to Brussels, it's the same thing.

Speaker 1 No, he's not.

Speaker 1 No, we've texted him in multiple platforms.

Speaker 2 Because I've DM'd him, too. Yeah.

Speaker 2 He's actually more responsive on Instagram.

Speaker 1 Yes, but he's

Speaker 1 a direct text is nothing. All right.
Let's get to Football Guy of the Week.

Speaker 5 I have one question, so I just saw this

Speaker 1 earlier.

Speaker 5 But I don't know if this is a football guy moves or what's your opinion on this is. Dan Mullen's wife kisses every player on the lips after they get off the bus

Speaker 1 of the game.

Speaker 2 I like that too, yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, is there something wrong with that? That's great because she probably is like, Dan, you know that I do this with every player. Like, this is because I'm like their mom.

Speaker 1 And it's like, but you seem to be really enjoying it.

Speaker 2 Definitely call her Miss and then whatever her first name is. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Miss Linda. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 All right. So, football guy of the week.
We got a good week this week.

Speaker 1 Vote for it at pardon my take. First up, Bill's head coach, Sean McDermott, for being asked what he was for Halloween and responding, a football coach.
Fact.

Speaker 1 That is so great because football guys have no sense of humor.

Speaker 2 No, they don't get dressed up for anything.

Speaker 1 Halloween might.

Speaker 2 Why would they get dressed up?

Speaker 1 Halloween might be their least favorite holiday.

Speaker 2 They probably, I mean, they eat like it's Halloween every day, anyways. They sustain themselves on like a couple milk duds spread out over the course of the day.

Speaker 1 Correct.

Speaker 1 All right, Liberty, QB, Buckshot, Calvert for being named Buckshot Calvert. Yeah.
And balling out.

Speaker 2 So, yeah. You have to become a football player if your name is Buck Shot.
Yes, you absolutely do. You can't be a nerd.

Speaker 1 Yes, you absolutely do.

Speaker 1 We had Florida head coach Dan Mullin. So, should we do both of those for letting his wife cuck him

Speaker 1 with his team? But that's all the same

Speaker 1 for recruiting. A strong recruiting technique, too.

Speaker 2 Right. It's like you get to make out with my wife

Speaker 2 in a single file line

Speaker 1 for free. So shout out him because he's literally a cuck for wins.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 I'm looking at the picture right now. This is an absurd, this is an absurd thing.

Speaker 2 I think we got to give it to him.

Speaker 1 Miss Megan, because she is all the way in of kissing every game. Miss Megan, come on.

Speaker 1 She's got both of her arms around a player's head, and she's got,

Speaker 1 get out of here.

Speaker 2 Miss Megan, I love it.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. She definitely, too, like,

Speaker 1 when they do the spring game, she's like, well, you know, I do it for every game. It's like, honey, it's a spring game.
She's

Speaker 1 She's just been like savoring that taste. Like, we got it.
I got to do it. I got to do it.
You know, I have to kiss every single guy on this team.

Speaker 1 All right, so Dan Mullen, for that.

Speaker 2 Which would you rather have? Would you rather get paid to be a player at one of these big-time schools or to be allowed to make out with your coach's wife?

Speaker 2 Because if I'm mad at my coach, the ultimate thing is like, well, guess what? I'm going to go. I'm going to go put my tongue in your wife's mouth after practice.

Speaker 1 Hey, guess what? Saturday morning coming quick, Coach Mullen. I'm going to be making out with Ms.
Megan in no time.

Speaker 2 I'm just going to be tapping my wrist on my invisible watch at practice every time he makes me run a sprint.

Speaker 1 Yeah, do you think if he, like, if he has some guy who should be a starter and he benches him, that guy goes really, maybe he does a dip with Miss Megan? He's like, I got you.

Speaker 2 And, like, do the World War II soldier

Speaker 1 with Miss Megan? In, yeah, Times Square. All right, so Dan Mullen's better than a turnover change.
Dan Mullen for allowing himself to be a cuck for wins.

Speaker 1 And also, he said he learned to multiply by sevens

Speaker 1 before learning any other numbers so he could learn how to count touchdowns.

Speaker 2 There's no way this is true.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we'll just go with the Miss Megan thing. Dan Mullen for being a willing and

Speaker 1 able cuck. All right.
And then last, Drew Brees for his awesome pregame speech to Purdue, who then beat Nebraska.

Speaker 1 I got to say,

Speaker 1 I'm done making fun of Nebraska.

Speaker 2 It's sad.

Speaker 1 Like, I'm done. It's not even fun anymore.
I feel bad for Nebraska fans. I genuinely feel bad for the people who are die-hard Corn Husker fans and listen to this podcast.
This is me coming in peace.

Speaker 1 There are no more jokes. I feel bad.

Speaker 2 It is tough. I thought this was going to be the year, too, for him.

Speaker 2 I thought it was going to be the year. Yeah, because D.
Ward Frost is a fucking awesome coach.

Speaker 2 I thought he was.

Speaker 1 Because the hype machine got behind a 4-8 team and ranked them in the top 25.

Speaker 1 Insane.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Says Football Guy of the Week. Vote for it.
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Speaker 1 Okay, let's wrap up with a couple segments real quick. We got a hurter-injured Nate Diaz.
That was an awesome WC, or I almost said UFC, yeah. Well, The Rock was there.

Speaker 1 UFC, except for the fact that they called the fucking fight early.

Speaker 1 And I know this is crazy to say, but Nate Diaz is the type of guy that I actually like his chances the more he gets the shit kicked out of him in the first three rounds.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it wakes him up a little bit.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 2 It absolutely does. And it looked like his right eye had taken like a slap chop to it, and he had these two cuts above it and below it.
And the doctor called it off.

Speaker 2 The little nerdy doctor was like, No, this guy can't fight anymore. Nate Diaz was like, No, I have not yet begun to fight.
And I take his side in this because the fight was.

Speaker 1 Did you just give him an accent of weird? Did you say, Did you just give him an accent?

Speaker 2 I have not yet begun to fight.

Speaker 1 Okay, that's for Nate Diaz.

Speaker 2 That was a regular accent for Nate Diaz. But I take his side because the fight was for the baddest motherfucker, excuse me, baddest mother ever.

Speaker 1 Freaker, they couldn't say the F-word

Speaker 2 on the broadcast team, but the baddest motherfucker belt is what they were fighting for. You need to have a bad motherfucker doctor, a special one brought in.

Speaker 2 You need to have basically Jack Kvorkian brought in to be the official doctor for the BMF belt because you can't disqualify for that.

Speaker 1 You're not a bad motherfucker. You need to have the kid who kept on getting arrested for pretending he was a doctor.
Boom. Marry that 16-year-old.
Yes. Who just kept on saying he was a doctor?

Speaker 2 He should have been the doctor. Or just James Franco from 127 Hours.
Yes. He sliced his arm off.
So

Speaker 1 the big question is, and

Speaker 1 it was a good card, except for that ending early.

Speaker 1 The other co-made event wasn't great, but there were some really good knockouts. The big question is: can the Mecca handle the UFC?

Speaker 1 Because there was some word on the street that that fight doesn't get stopped in Vegas. And New York isn't really used to MMA the way that Vegas is.

Speaker 1 And that fight got stopped too early because the Mecca can't handle UFC. Well, 100%.

Speaker 2 I would say after years of having the Knicks play there, they've probably seen a lot worse. Correct.
They've probably seen a lot more ugly.

Speaker 5 And the most recent big fight was a Tyson Fury fight in Vegas when his eye basically fell off. Correct.
And he continued fighting.

Speaker 1 It would have been stopped in New York.

Speaker 2 That's an interesting take on it.

Speaker 2 I did like the prelim between the Black Beast and the guy from Bulgaria, the dude that had the hole in his sternum from when he got stabbed in his heart.

Speaker 1 I thought it was a belly button. Everyone's like, dude, he got stabbed.

Speaker 2 He got stabbed. So he got into a bar fight in Bulgaria, stabbed in the heart.

Speaker 2 He pulled the blade out of his chest, walked outside, hailed a cab, got in the cab, went to the hospital, checked himself in, and then basically passed out for three months.

Speaker 1 And that's the guy you think you can knock out.

Speaker 5 And he was in Kimbo Slice videos back in the day, which is like the ultimate street crit. Like one of the original Kimbo Slice videos.
Backyard.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Damn. If I see a man that has been stabbed, that has a stab wound on his heart and I have to fight him.

Speaker 1 About, I'm out. See you.

Speaker 2 No, no, thank you. He had such a fucking iron jaw, too.

Speaker 1 He was just taking Haymaker. He looked like that.
UFC guy's the best. He was

Speaker 2 bored with how hard he was getting hit.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 He was bored during a UFC fight that he was losing.

Speaker 1 They're the best. So yeah, it was a good card.
Shouldn't have stopped the Nate Diaz fight. That sucked.

Speaker 1 But yeah, overall, good card. Last up, we have parade math.

Speaker 1 The Washington Nationals had a parade.

Speaker 2 Yep, on Saturday. And what was the math? They had a parade.
It was the biggest assembly of people in the history of Washington, D.C.

Speaker 2 Forget about the aerial photography that shows that the Capitals had more people at the parade. This had more people than the Capitals parade.
You saw fake news photography.

Speaker 1 The Million Man March.

Speaker 2 I don't know about that. I haven't looked at the satellite imagery yet.
You just made it up. I just know that it was as big as the Capitals.
The Capitals.

Speaker 5 One of the most synergetic championships celebrations between teams that I've seen.

Speaker 2 District of Champions.

Speaker 5 Congrats for that.

Speaker 1 They should have done it on a Saturday, though.

Speaker 2 That was stupid. Yeah, the worst part about parades on a Saturday is that when you go to them, you're not missing work.

Speaker 1 Well, on that, and everyone's watching college football and they don't care. Yeah, that's really you need to, if you have a parade during the weekday,

Speaker 1 that's all that's on ESPN during the week day. And so everyone talks about it, and the clips go viral.
I didn't even realize they were having a parade.

Speaker 2 Yeah, plus, then you get like a note from the mayor saying, I give you permission to miss work today.

Speaker 1 Some may say, if you have a parade on a college football Saturday, did you even win a championship? I would say say that

Speaker 1 people are probably right. I don't think so.
Yeah, they're probably right. I think you even won.

Speaker 2 We did have the trophy that we were carrying out. I hate that stupid trophy.
It's so dumb. It is a dumb, dumb trophy.

Speaker 1 So, so dumb. Well, you like it? Yeah.
We

Speaker 1 talked about this. You liked it?

Speaker 1 I've always liked the World Series trophy.

Speaker 5 Call me a baseball purist, but

Speaker 1 you just love it. You're what is it? Seam Head?

Speaker 1 Seam Head.

Speaker 1 Sketch Head.

Speaker 1 All right, that's our show. We got some big guests coming up this week.
We have the fan favorite John Ross Dean to preview some college basketball.

Speaker 1 Some Hall of Famers.

Speaker 1 Some Hall of Famers coming up. Yep.
Multiple Hall of Famers. Hall of Shamers.
Hall of Famers. Hall of Shamers.
Who's that? Who's that, Hank? Hall of Shamer. Wednesday? Who would that be?

Speaker 2 Wednesday. We don't have any interviews on Wednesday, Hank.

Speaker 1 Hall of Shamer on Wednesday. Hank, because Patriots lost his driving.

Speaker 5 I feel like it was a person that got shamed pretty hard.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 Oh, we're not going to run that Wednesday, are we? Oh, okay.

Speaker 5 Nope. A future guest.

Speaker 1 Okay, yes. Is in the Hall of Shame.

Speaker 1 He is, yes. Hall of Fame and Hall of Shame.

Speaker 2 And then Megan Mullen, if you want to come on the show maybe Wednesday,

Speaker 2 hang out with us and walk us in and out of the studio. Yep.
That might be cool, too. I'm sure you're going to win football games.

Speaker 1 I bet you we could, if we told Dan Mullen, we're like, hey, we will be Florida boosters, like, not in the money sense, but in the like, hey, we're gonna boost you up,

Speaker 1 he would fly Miss Megan up here, and she would smooch us before every single podcast.

Speaker 2 And it wouldn't even go past that.

Speaker 1 No, it wouldn't, it would we would not get to second nope, switch off that third base right as I walk in the studio.

Speaker 2 Have a good show, yeah, and then a smooch afterwards on the way out, too.

Speaker 1 Yeah, a little book after the show.

Speaker 2 Guess what?

Speaker 1 I love you guys, yeah, moi, moi, check your testicles.

Speaker 1 Talking away,

Speaker 1 Oh, I don't know what I'm to say or say it anyway.

Speaker 1 Today's another

Speaker 1 day to find you. Shy away.

Speaker 1 Oh, I'll be coming for your love, okay.

Speaker 1 Take

Speaker 1 on

Speaker 1 me.

Speaker 1 Take

Speaker 1 me

Speaker 1 on.

Speaker 1 I'll be

Speaker 1 gone.

Speaker 1 Hear the thunder.

Speaker 1 Lightning and the thunder. Thunder.
Thunder.

Speaker 1 Thunder.

Speaker 1 Needless to say

Speaker 1 I'm all designed,

Speaker 1 but I'll be still a little away.

Speaker 1 Slowly learning that life is okay.

Speaker 1 Say after me

Speaker 1 it's no better to be safe than sorry.

Speaker 1 Take

Speaker 1 on

Speaker 1 me,