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Speaker 1 On today's part in my take, we have recurring guest hall of famer, Joe Buck. Our good friend, Joe Buck, in studio.
We had a good time with him. We also have a breaking moose that is big time.

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Speaker 1 Today is Wednesday, October 23rd. And PFT, I think the Washington Nationals are a team of destiny.
I think so, too. I really do.
Tonight was a big game. 5-4.
Yep.

Speaker 1 Juan Soto was out there grabbing his crotch out of respect for everybody. Monster.
Monster Dong. I'm talking about the hit to left

Speaker 1 on the field. Yeah.
Monster Dong.

Speaker 1 Hit it onto the train tracks. The ball's still there.
They're not picking that ball up anytime soon. Astro fans looking like they had seen ghosts, which we'll get to Sam Darnold in a second.

Speaker 1 But it was to steal one in Houston with Garrett Cole on the mound. Obviously, you guys had Scherzer, but neither pitcher was great.

Speaker 1 It was what everyone expected to be a pitcher's duel, and it just didn't happen.

Speaker 1 And yeah, that's got to feel good, especially when you put in Corbin, who so you went game one starter, game three starter, even though he pitched an inning.

Speaker 1 It felt like the Nationals went all in for this game one, and guess what? It worked. It paid off.
So it didn't work. Even if we lose tonight, I'm okay going back to D.C.
Hell yeah. 1-1, splitting it.

Speaker 1 We go back. I mean, Strasbourg, we have not seen World Series Strasbourg yet, so we're not sure.
Do you know what we can say now, PFT? Now that the Nationals won game one? They're meant to be here.

Speaker 1 No. Don't belong.
No, I was going to say tomorrow night might be the last game in Houston. Oh, yeah.
There you go.

Speaker 1 And it was on J.J. Wattnight no less tonight when he came out and he gave a a pump-up speech.
J.J. Wattnight.
Is it Garrett Coles

Speaker 1 last night in Houston? A lot of people are saying Garrett Kershaw. I'm not saying it, but it was trending in my brain for a while.
It was. And, yeah, I mean,

Speaker 1 he was not able to show up in the World Series when it mattered the most. Scherzer didn't have his best stuff either.
Nope. In the first inning,

Speaker 1 he got shelled a little bit. Never really had great command.
I think he had like 100 pitches in three and a half innings or something stupid like that. Doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 Because guess what? Max Scherzer was plus 170 underdog, and you bet the the number, not the team. And Max Scherzer is also 1-0 in the World Series.
Sorry about that.

Speaker 1 You're right. The over hit tonight, which everybody thought it was going to be.
The over-under was six and a half. Shout out, Tomford.
I mean, shout out to Hank for giving us the tip to bet the over.

Speaker 1 You're welcome. Thank you, Hank.
No problem. Is that my pleasure? For that bet tonight.
Appreciate that tip. I got you.
Oh, man. That's what I'm here for.

Speaker 1 It's too early for me to bring the brewman. I'll say that.

Speaker 1 I would say so. But I'm going to bring the maybe a mini dustpan will come in tomorrow.
Oh, my God. They are team of destiny, though.

Speaker 1 they they are they are a team of destiny and the astros are like america's

Speaker 1 oh yeah the astros can't do anything right including uh their assistant general manager who looks like a total pud uh making a fool of himself screaming at women and then trying to like say he didn't and then putting like the the ultimate apology is to apologize but not apologize and then say that you're a father and then also come back later and say i apologize for my non-apology yeah and i would say dad to dad

Speaker 1 I disavow.

Speaker 1 In the dad club, I disavow that guy. Big cat, you can't pull that as a father of a woman.
You can't do that yet. That's true.
That's true. You are sexist until proven otherwise.

Speaker 1 That's true, but I am disavowing him from the father club because

Speaker 1 when you do something like that and then immediately go to, well, I'm a dad, you make us all look bad. I'm just going to throw this out there.

Speaker 1 If you're an assistant general manager, your name should never be making headlines for anything. True.
Good or bad. True.
That's true. You're assistant to the regional manager.

Speaker 1 You don't do anything except scout and do your little fucking line graphs and work on spin rate. Yeah, you should be on a spreadsheet in the back office in the worst lighting possible at all times.

Speaker 1 I'm so excited for this guy to like get hired as a GM in like five years and then have to do like the crying press conference where he says I'm I'm apologizing and I learned from my mistakes, but I'm happy that I'm now making like $4 million a year.

Speaker 1 Probably for the Pirates. Yeah, that's coming.
It feels like he's going to join the Prime Minister. But yeah, so the Astros have become a hated team out of nowhere.
I mean, I like guys on the Astros.

Speaker 1 You know, Bregman is a recurring guest.

Speaker 1 I have nothing against Verlander. I like Cole.
I like El Tuve. Yeah, sure.
Our guys stick together. Yeah, of course.
I'm terrified of El Tuve whenever he steps up to the plate. Absolutely.

Speaker 1 Every time he takes a cut, it looks like he's going to hit a yard.

Speaker 1 I'm still afraid of him. George Springer's last name rhymes with Dinger.
That's fucking cool. Whenever he hits a Dinger, he's like, Springer Dinger.
Springer Dinger. Yeah, it's very catchy.

Speaker 1 Sounds cool to say. I want to say this, though.
I'm opening up the Nats bandwagon to everybody.

Speaker 1 The Nat wagon is open. If you don't have a dog in the fight, all aboard.
I don't like people shaming DC fans for being Johnny Cumb lately. Because, I mean, first of all, it's not true.
What D.C.

Speaker 1 sports fan would all of a sudden start repping the Nationals just because they're winning in the playoffs? That doesn't happen. That's number one.

Speaker 1 Number two, we're a fun team. We're a very easy team to root for.
Join the Nat Wagon. You guys are all on board with me

Speaker 1 until proven otherwise. Until you disavow the Nationals, I'm assuming every person I interact with is a Nationals fan.
Why is there a train in the Minuteman Park?

Speaker 1 Makes about as much sense as a giant hill in Centerfield. Yeah, I wish that hill was still there.
Me too. That thing was so cool.
The hill and the flagpole that was in play. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It was like a double-dare course. Yeah, it was just like a drunk man mowed a lawn into a baseball diamond.
So let's just keep it this way. I'll say something nice about the Astros.

Speaker 1 I like that Minutemade Park, you can call it the big juice box. That is nice.
That's fucking cool. Another nice thing about...
Because they juice all their pitchers. Yes, they do.

Speaker 1 The spin rate, people aren't talking about that that much. Trevor Buer, PFT went full Trevor Bauer on the live stream.
He just started getting mad about the spin rate.

Speaker 1 I'm like, why does it only happen in Houston? It only happens there.

Speaker 1 And I was like, closer to the flight, but... You sound like Trevor Bauer, dude, and you're just like, oh.

Speaker 1 Okay, well, he's smart. He's the smartest man in baseball, as we've said many times on this podcast.

Speaker 1 I like their diamond. Well, it used to be called Enron Field, so Smart Rock renaming.
Yeah. Way to get out in front of that one.
I love that.

Speaker 1 And I will always remember that home run that Brad Lyge gave up to Albert Pulhos that still hasn't landed yet.

Speaker 1 That all-time sports sounds, that was basically the one where the scream in horror that you hear in a home crowd losing in a horrific fashion, that happened.

Speaker 1 Did I have just silence and then just like two or three people being like, ah! Did I make this up or did it used to be an open-air stadium when Albert Puljos hit that home run?

Speaker 1 Because I feel like they put up windows out in the left field to keep calls in

Speaker 1 because that home run was too emasculated. I don't know.

Speaker 1 This is too much about the Astros. It is.
We've talked about the title. Never mind.
Let's talk about the title. Big juice box.

Speaker 1 All right. So we also had Monday night football, Sam Darnold's ghost game.
So everything I said on Monday's podcast was wrong, but again,

Speaker 1 you don't bet the teams, you bet the number. That's what sharp people say.
Whenever I'm wrong, I just say that. People were like, hey, you're such an idiot.
You bet the Jets. And I was like, hey.

Speaker 1 10 points in the NFL is a lot of value. It is a lot.

Speaker 1 And I said that you bet the team, not not the number. No, you bet the number, not the team.
Oh. Max Scherzer, it didn't matter.
I wasn't betting the team. I was betting the number.
Yep.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's what you got to do. When you're wrong in gambling, if you say that, you're immediately right.
So people are going to be like, hey, right side just turned out wrong. It was a smart play.

Speaker 1 But Sam Darnold, Ghostgate. So now people are mad.
The Jets are mad because apparently they didn't.

Speaker 1 So how it works, and we've talked to people in the NFL, essentially someone from the communications team, the PR team, sits up there and approves whatever goes out and mic'd up.

Speaker 1 Apparently, the Jets didn't have anyone there. So it went through NFL films.
But usually there's a Jets.

Speaker 1 Someone from the GS

Speaker 1 is like, that's good, that's bad, because they essentially don't want to give up any secrets, which what secret could the Jets give up? Hey, this is how we suck.

Speaker 1 We all know. But so they're mad because that went out.
I think it's actually good for Sam Darnold because the only explanation for being that bad is you were hallucinating.

Speaker 1 Yeah, if the field was haunted, then that's a perfectly good reason to throw four interceptions in football. So, and thank you to Sam Darnold because he's pushed Mitch Trubisky's performance down.

Speaker 1 Has he? A little bit. Okay.
It's just, it's a little bit.

Speaker 1 It's more the last next man up.

Speaker 1 Next quarterback up. The last bad quarterback play that we saw was a guy that was being haunted by ghosts.
Foreigner. So we're not talking as much.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Not a good performance, but he also had a toenail removed today. So it was the toenail.
So it was stubbed as well. It was a combination.

Speaker 1 You can come back from either being haunted or losing a toenail, but not both. Yes.

Speaker 1 Hank, update on, like, is it just a sure thing the Patriots win the Super Bowl?

Speaker 5 Yeah. I mean, the Patriots' defense is

Speaker 5 more fun to watch in the office.

Speaker 1 Remember who told you about them first? You did. Yeah.
They played some pretty good teams, too, offensively. So the numbers that they're putting up, these aren't flukes.
Wait,

Speaker 1 who have they played?

Speaker 5 Well, the fact that they're putting up their defense is putting up numbers you haven't seen in 100 years, I think, like, corrects the

Speaker 1 schedule has been. It's a whole all-American's name, please.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 5 But you don't think that has anything to do with the schedule? It's not like a schedule fluke. That's what it is, is what you're saying.

Speaker 1 You think that the offenses are so bad because they've played the Patriots.

Speaker 1 Ah, I get it. I like that.

Speaker 1 I think the Patriots are going to walk their way to the Super Bowl, but they do have to play some teams with a pulse coming up, and it'll be interesting to see what that looks like.

Speaker 1 I would also like to point out, Hank actually brought this to my attention earlier, but you're right, they didn't have the PR people available because it's the Jets.

Speaker 1 But there was somebody, I guess, from NFL Films that was responsible for dictating what went out and what stayed in-house.

Speaker 1 You may recall that we've had conversations on this podcast before about how Bill Belichick has an inside track at NFL Films where he knows people that produce his content for him there.

Speaker 1 You have to wonder, was this the Patriots leaking something out about the Jets? Ooh, interesting.

Speaker 5 It's also, I don't, I got to get more information on the rep who's approving these claims.

Speaker 1 You got to dig deeper.

Speaker 5 Jets, how do you, All right, hey, it's Monday night.

Speaker 5 We're going to mic up our star quarterback. We don't have anyone here to approve the clips, but don't worry about it.

Speaker 1 We trust you guys.

Speaker 1 That can't be possible. Well, what this all means is we're never getting a good mic'd up ever again.
This is the end of mic'd up as we know it. All we're going to get is.

Speaker 1 What I don't understand, though, is everyone kept on saying, how do they let that out? It's so embarrassing. I don't know.
He's a fucking rookie quarterback playing in unbelievable defense.

Speaker 1 He saw ghosts.

Speaker 1 I don't think that that's embarrassing, especially considering the fact that Sam Darnold was like Sam Darnold, what he is in the NFL, is exactly what he was at USC. He throws interceptions.

Speaker 1 And if he played that poorly and he wasn't spooked, that's actually a bigger red flag. Yeah, if he was like cool, calm, and collected.
Yeah, if he was mic'd up, he's like, dude, I got this. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I got this. Like, I know exactly what they're running, and I got this next possession.
I got to be on the page. Another piece.

Speaker 1 I'm really fucking confused right now, and they're very, very good, and I'm panicking. Yeah, I actually get that.
Yes.

Speaker 1 So it's not as bad as it was made to sound at the time, but it's a good sound bite saying like, I'm seeing ghosts. Right.
If anything, Sam Darnold

Speaker 1 saying exactly what was going on is refreshing because his game awareness is a 99. Yep.
He was so bad he was seeing ghosts.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it should be above 100 on Madden because he's the only one that can see

Speaker 1 the ghosts. Joe Namis saw spirits a lot in his liquor cabinet.

Speaker 5 Belichuk's also so entertaining when they go up by like 30, 20 points because then that's when he starts doing games and playing mind games, doing the double false start.

Speaker 1 Did you see him smile at the end of the game? I don't remember a smile that big in a long time. No.
Yeah. It was like one side of his mouth twitched.
I mean, he was given a little bit of a high five.

Speaker 1 He's definitely changed.

Speaker 5 You could tell like his mind, he was being like, his mind was working. He was like, oh, I like this.

Speaker 5 I have to think more than usual.

Speaker 1 He found a loophole in the NFL play clock system, which says that if you get two penalties declined in a row on you, then you can just restart the clock essentially and run another minute off the clock.

Speaker 1 And then he brought it up in the post-game and said, Yeah, I did that on purpose. It's a loophole.
I'm pretty sure they're going to close that loophole soon.

Speaker 1 So that way, he's the only one that will ever be able to exploit it. Right.
And the next person won't. Right.
John Harbaugh somewhere is really pissed off about that. Definitely pissed off.
All right.

Speaker 1 So the other news we had, it's this league is back. This league is back.

Speaker 1 Zion was not playing, so that was

Speaker 1 that kind of sucked for the first game. Drake got two rings.
Seems a little

Speaker 1 excessive. Excessive.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Why'd he get why two? I don't know. They just gave him two rings.
He's like, give me another. Yeah.

Speaker 1 They were different, too. I don't.
And then, of course, the Raptors, I mean, you have to do it, but they had the most expensive slash biggest. Wow, Paul George is wearing a tuxedo on the sideline.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I like that.
He looks like a butler. I kind of like that too.
But yeah, it was the biggest

Speaker 1 ring or most jewels. I don't know what the hell.
Every ring is the biggest. It's like quarterback contracts.
Well, it's also Canadian conversion rate. So 200 jewels equals like 180 American jewels.

Speaker 1 That's absolutely true.

Speaker 5 This league, the most notable thing is this stupid shot clock in the key.

Speaker 1 That's got to go.

Speaker 5 Yeah, it's got to be like the ESPN Monday night. Like we as a community of sports fans need to come together and get the NBA to get rid of this shot clock.

Speaker 1 It reminds me of a Jock and Jams game. Was that what it was called on MTV? Rock and Shams.
Rock and Jock. A rock and jock.
Rock and shock. Rock and jock.

Speaker 1 Rock and jock game where Nelly Cortez scored like 30 points a game. Yes, Bill Bellamy.
They'd have the five-point shot, like a circle

Speaker 1 on the court. That's what it reminds me of.
I need to get that out of here.

Speaker 1 Also, the Bleach Report logo. Lose that.
I'm also a fan of the Clippers' baseline, their new logo. It's like all black, and they basically...

Speaker 1 No, because they essentially just made a baseline logo of Kawhi's brain. It looks like computer codes.
So I like that they're kind of... Did you see the Kawhi Terminator? It was great.

Speaker 1 Is Kawhi funny? Yeah, well, I think he found the one role he was born to play as a method actor. Make fun of his own laugh.
Yeah, he's like Joaquin Phoenix for a very particular type of role.

Speaker 1 If he can play a robot or a computer programmer who programs a robot, then he can nail it. Thank God they didn't have

Speaker 5 a robot that

Speaker 5 has enough personality to think that might be a human.

Speaker 1 Right, which is his perfect role. Thank God they didn't have T-1000 in there because I would have had nightmares all over again.
That guy is so scary.

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Speaker 1 Hank and Joe Buck in studio. Joe Buck is beautiful hair.
Yeah, he looks good. Beautiful hair.
All natural. Hank.

Speaker 5 My hot seat is the Arizona Cardinals. So on Sunday, they had David Johnson.
They gave him the first snap, and then they basically gave all the rest of their handoffs to Chase Edmonds.

Speaker 1 This is a fantasy thing, isn't it?

Speaker 5 Matthew Berry, did you guys see this? Matthew Berry went off. He got mad.

Speaker 1 He snapped.

Speaker 5 He snapped, went Big Mac because the Cardinals' Twitter account did like a little meme-y, like funny all caps, like one of those little like raccoons holding a picket fence that was like, should have started Edmonds.

Speaker 5 And Matthew Berry went off saying it was like disinformation.

Speaker 5 You can't say this. Like if you had this information beforehand, you have to tell people.

Speaker 1 Really

Speaker 1 standing for all the David Johnson.

Speaker 1 Matthew Berry's personal Mueller report. Anyway, he's going to put together about the Arizona Cardinals not giving the ball off.
Did you just call a meme a meme?

Speaker 1 That's Jim Nance. Mement.
Oh, remember when he said that in the Final Four?

Speaker 1 The Mimi. Okay.

Speaker 1 I'll buy it. Yeah.

Speaker 5 But yeah, they're in the hot seat. I mean, I'm sure they're social media guys, probably like, oops.
Hank, speaking of. You never want to get tripped.
Matthew Berry, of all people.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Him going nuclear on you.

Speaker 5 That's a bad sign.

Speaker 1 You don't want to see Matthew Berry when he's angry. No.
That's definitely true. Everyone talks about that around Bristol.
A sweaty man.

Speaker 1 Hank.

Speaker 1 You have a fantasy football podcast. Yes.
That's why you brought this up so you could plug it. It's not.

Speaker 5 Fantasy Powerhouse. Fantasy Football Factory on iTunes.
Yep.

Speaker 1 You guys are actually in the first place thing. Nobody cares if they're a fantasy team.
And we we didn't. Especially not us.
And we didn't even start OBJ. We started OBJ on the bye week.

Speaker 1 So shout out to us for drafting a team and then never looking at it. Consistency.
Yes. You put the same guys out there every week.
You let them gel for a while. Right.
We are hands-off coaches.

Speaker 1 We do not want to get in the way of our team chemistry. So if that means starting a guy who has a bye week, so be it.
That's fine. So be it.
Get him extra reps.

Speaker 1 OBJ needs it. Six and one.
Yeah. All right.

Speaker 5 And then my cool throwing is Kevin Durant when he plays in Boston.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 5 The Massachusetts bill is up for a hearing today that would make saying the B word a findable offense.

Speaker 1 Whoa.

Speaker 1 Really? Isn't that against freedom of speech? Burgers? What if you're talking about a dog? A female dog. Bitch.
Bitch.

Speaker 1 Damn. I think

Speaker 5 it was like the whole, it's a bill, so it's written out with long words, but like it's the way you it's the way

Speaker 1 the way you say it if you say it in a way that seems like a way that seems like an insult.

Speaker 5 No, I mean like there's some terminology. There's some terminology there.

Speaker 1 Yeah, in long words. There's a lot of words.
You don't want to get in in a sentence battle. No, well, it's like,

Speaker 5 you know, like all medieval times writing.

Speaker 1 Like, if a person is definitely not

Speaker 1 directed at Hank's ear to whereas, and he runs away from his computer. Yeah.
Have it.

Speaker 1 Have it. What was the straw that broke the camel's back when it came to like outlawing the B-word in Boston?

Speaker 5 I'm guessing the guy who probably got called a bitch.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Like, he probably was walking in the streets, like, get out of the way, bitch.

Speaker 5 And he was like, I'm a governor. I can, I can do something about this.

Speaker 1 Yes. Yes.
Someone like, Or he took the governor, whoever the lawmaker is, someone took his parking spot in a garage and was like, what are you going to do about it, bitch?

Speaker 1 And he's like, I'll show you. I'm going to make a law.
That's how I'm going to beat you. It's like basically the final level of my dad's lawyer.
It's super petty.

Speaker 1 It's petty wars. Yeah.
Okay. Good.
Good job, Hank. Good job, Hank.
That was awesome. Great job.
Thanks, guys. Yeah.

Speaker 5 And congrats on the fantasy football.

Speaker 1 Oh, I thought you were going to congratulate me on the Washington National. How do you think our team will do if we never update it?

Speaker 5 Playoffs? Probably maybe playoffs. I mean, you're in first

Speaker 1 point of the season, but. Yeah, we need some injury luck and maybe some bye week calls.
Yep, that's fine. Okay, PFT.

Speaker 1 But I will say this: we're not going to bench anybody on their next bye week, unless we have like three guys on buzz. Nah, I don't even think we've got to do that.
Probably not.

Speaker 1 We'll just coast to the championship.

Speaker 1 My hot seat is

Speaker 1 Horny World Series fans. Uh-oh.

Speaker 1 So this is actually a legitimate hot seat because how he can't leave Florida. Oh,

Speaker 1 you son of a bitch. Hey, Hank.
Hank, you son of a bitch.

Speaker 1 Apologize.

Speaker 1 What were you saying? Apologize, Hank. Why do you care if he's horny? Apologize, Hank.

Speaker 1 What would he be horny about?

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's probably horny. Oh, I forgot to say that.
He's probably really horny because he hasn't had sex in a long, long time, especially not last week. Right, right.

Speaker 5 I forgot he even went with.

Speaker 1 Do you think he looks through his pictures when he gets horny? Okay, I'm kicking over to Big Cat. I'm done with hot sequels.

Speaker 1 I'm going to save it for next week. And there were really good ones, too.
Okay, okay. Sucks that you guys are sacrificing

Speaker 1 the quality of this show. Give us a cool throne.
Personal digs at your co-host's parents. Give us a cool throne.
Give us a cool throne. Taco Bell.
Ooh, yes. Because steal a base, steal a taco.

Speaker 1 Trey Turner with his little sliding mittens. I still don't understand why you wear the sliding mittens.
No. They look cool.
You get fingers, breaking fingers. Yeah, it's a millennial thing.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Didn't see any of the old guys do that back in the day.

Speaker 1 But he stole what's up. It was right away.
Yeah. First,

Speaker 1 first base throne of the game. Yeah.
Leadoff hitter, Trey Turner, gets on, steals second base. Everybody in America gets a taco, but this is how they get you.
Those rat bastards at Taco Bell.

Speaker 1 Geniuses. You have to wait till October 30th when everybody's already forgotten that they want a taco to claim your free taco.
So it's a free Doritos loco taco. And I'm going to get one.

Speaker 1 I don't care how long I have to wait in line. It's a free taco.
Something's free. Utterly magic.

Speaker 5 I've got to load up on some other stuff, too.

Speaker 1 Yeah, something like tacos. Nope, just my one taco.

Speaker 1 Everything. It's so wonderful to stand and say, I will have one taco, please.
And then somebody hands you a taco and you walk away. You don't have to pay them any money.

Speaker 1 I'm going to absolutely go for that. Hell yes, absolutely.
All right, my hot seat is Matt Nagy's psyche. So he's cracking.
He's losing his mind.

Speaker 1 I don't know if this was this week or it might have been last week, but he had the Bears throwing egg toss in practice.

Speaker 1 So that screams like, hey, I'm just trying to do one of those fun games that you do in training camp, but it's the middle of the season.

Speaker 1 and yikes. And then he also told all the players to stay off Twitter and

Speaker 1 don't listen to the media and don't let them divide you. Don't talk to anybody except for your coaches.
He actually said the only thing you should be on Twitter for is to wish them happy birthday.

Speaker 1 To wish

Speaker 1 I don't know. Whoever's birthday is happy.
To wish birthday havers happy. Just what Instagram's good, though? Instagram, probably good because you can just slide in the DMs.

Speaker 1 But yeah, he doesn't want anyone on Twitter, which is, again,

Speaker 1 that's like a college football coach move. Yeah.

Speaker 1 The egg thing puzzles me. It's so the egg, the egg toss, was that just to like build camaraderie amongst the team?

Speaker 1 Or was it because like Mitch Trubisky is so bad at throwing passes that you're going to have to learn how to catch like an uncooked egg if you want to catch one of his seven-yard outs.

Speaker 1 Yeah, start doing the Jerry Rice brick drill. Yeah.
That's what we need. Catch anything except for a football.
He also said in his press conference, I know we need to run the ball. I'm not an idiot.

Speaker 1 If you have to say I'm not an idiot, you might be an idiot. At any point in life, really.
It's like the Jim Caldwell when he had to do a press conference and say that he's still alive. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You're dead. If at any point you have to just beg and plead to inform people that you're not short, you're probably short.
Yes, yes. All right, and then my cool throne is booing.

Speaker 1 So I was mad about the Josh Allen booing. Bills fans said they were not booing Josh Allen.
They were just booing the offense in general. Yeah.
Fair.

Speaker 1 But booing is back in a big way this week week because we had two big boos on Tuesday night. One, Kawhi introducing Kawhi to the Clippers fans, which were just half Lakers fans.
Hello, world.

Speaker 1 They booed him in his home stadium, his home arena. Yeah, hello, world.

Speaker 1 Kind of tough when everyone's like, it's a Clippers town now. And then Kawhi gets booed.

Speaker 1 So at these games, at a Clippers game, where they're playing the Lakers, they're hosting the Lakers, they're the home team, you still think the crowd is, what, 70% Lakers fans? It looks like 50-50.

Speaker 1 Okay. Yeah.
We haven't seen Balmer yet. Balmer's probably wearing a Lakers jersey.
I would imagine that he's. He's like, A.D.
and LeBron. How could you not? Okay, so that was one of the

Speaker 1 first boo. First boo.
Okay, was that Kawai? Second boo was at the Black Hawks game tonight.

Speaker 1 A six-year-old was on the Jumbotron in between periods, and the in-game announcer asked who he's going to be for Halloween, and he said Mitch Trubisky, and then he got Lusley booed.

Speaker 1 That's very scary, though. It's a very scary costume.

Speaker 1 So, yeah, booing's back. Drops back.
Booing six-year-olds. That's, I got to say, that's a Philly move, and I like it.
Yeah, it's the Philadelphia Eagle Beagles are even closer to being a real thing.

Speaker 1 Philly got swagger jack big time on that. Also, the booing of pickoff moves to first base.
Yes. I love the booing of pickoff moves to first base.

Speaker 1 Even on the first one tonight that Schrozer threw over there, he threw his little lob over to first base. didn't get him by a mile, and everybody in the stadium just started booing him immediately.

Speaker 1 I don't think anybody knows why you boo a person moving.

Speaker 1 just general annoyance. But I think you just boo because the person next to you is booing.
Right. And then therefore, you have to boo.
Boos are contagious. They're like yawns.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 They are absolutely contagious.

Speaker 1 If you're a writer for Slate, a good article would be

Speaker 1 supposed to boo there. Why booing is problematic and leads to fascism.
Boo, boo, boo.

Speaker 1 I like that slate article. That's definitely coming to a slate near you.

Speaker 1 The booing. Booing actually proves that we are a fascist state.
Yep. You can't.
Actually, wouldn't it be the opposite? Like, you can't boo in a fascist state. You can boo certain people.

Speaker 1 No, you can only cheer. No, you can boo certain people in a fascist state.
You can't boo your leaders. Right.
You can't object to authority, but when it's the opponent,

Speaker 1 you are definitely allowed to boo. True.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Let's get to our interview with Joe Buck. Awesome one.
We talked to everything. We taped this last week, so it was in between.
It was actually the Rain Delegame of the Yankees Nationals.

Speaker 1 So we had to correct him a couple, or Yankees Astros. So we had to correct him a couple times, remind him that we're talking about the World Series, but we predicted it correct.
Yeah, we did.

Speaker 1 And so it's a great interview. Let's do it.
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Bill. Okay, here he is.
Joe Buck.

Speaker 1 Ready, Hank?

Speaker 1 All right, 3-2-1. They don't seem excited.
Oh,

Speaker 1 go ahead. We're going.
It's fine, but I mean, you know. You know, they need more energy from that side of the street.

Speaker 5 We've been waiting for so long. Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 Oh, wow. That's the city of New York's fault.

Speaker 1 Joe Buck showed up 20 minutes ago. We got Hollywood Joe rolling in here.
Can I get a vanilla skim latte? The opposite of coffee? I'll walk for you guys. How long? How many blocks?

Speaker 1 Like a good 10 minutes. Shit.
When Joe Buck's walking down the street in New York, how often does Joe Buck get stopped?

Speaker 1 I didn't get stopped one time down here. Not one time.
Is that a problem? Are you concerned?

Speaker 1 You're losing yourself. I'm actually emotionally scarred from a 10-minute walk.
Yes, Yankee fans hate you. I also should start.
So, I mean, we have Joe Buck in the studio. You know what?

Speaker 1 Everybody hates me. Yeah.
I want to get to.

Speaker 1 I got some tweets for you.

Speaker 1 Oh, I don't know. Yeah, no, no.

Speaker 1 Yeah, here we are. We're going to do the talking tweets.

Speaker 1 Joe Buck is here, recurring guest Hall of Famer. It's been a while.
It's been probably six months. I'll say this right off the top.
Your hair looks great. Thanks.
Even though it's not yours. Correct.

Speaker 1 No, it is mine. It's just repositioned.
Yeah. Well, not for your ass.
Is it your ass?

Speaker 1 It's your ass.

Speaker 1 It's your straight neck hair. Yeah.
That's what Erlacher did, right? Yeah.

Speaker 1 No, his was his back, I think. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Back, very lower back. No, this is like, we've talked about this.

Speaker 1 You've not read my book, for God's sake. You son of a bitch.

Speaker 1 It's like from the most men keep their bishop's crown they call it like around the sides okay so that's where they get the healthy hair from and then they put it up front it's a barbaric horrific horrible procedure with a guy talking to you while by the way not only do they cut a huge strip of your living healthy hair out of the back of your head yeah but in order to make that happen they have to inject Novocaine into your head and I'm telling you until you've heard the sound

Speaker 1 from inside of a needle going into your head over and over, and you can actually hear the fluid coming out of the needle into your scalp. It's

Speaker 1 awful.

Speaker 1 I have heard that. One time I had to get Novocaine in my eyebrows when I was getting my nose re-broken back into place.
And when they shot it in there, you could hear the Novocaine screaming.

Speaker 1 It's unbelievable. It's like the weirdest sound.
It sucks. It does suck.
It does. No, this podcast sucks.
This podcast

Speaker 1 is. The only thing worse about is nobody

Speaker 1 talking about it. Change the subject.
What's the next plastic surgery that you're going to get?

Speaker 1 You already did the nose.

Speaker 1 I have done nothing. You did the Botox.

Speaker 1 The only Botox I got was in the back of my head for migraines.

Speaker 1 Oh, for migraines?

Speaker 1 Well, it was in the back of my head.

Speaker 1 Hey, guys, he got a nose surgery. Wait, he was snoring at night.
Wait, okay, so

Speaker 1 I've been nothing but open and honest. And I'm telling you that I've gotten whatever it is, Botox in the back of my head that relieves the,

Speaker 1 it loosens or deadens the muscle back there so you don't get migraines that come over the top of your head. It works.
It's botulism.

Speaker 1 They just put poison into your head. Right.
So that might explain a lot. But

Speaker 1 that's it. I've had that, and I've had the hair plug.
Lipo?

Speaker 1 If I had lipo, I'd look a hell of a lot better. My stomach.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but it's. Do you bench? It just gets worse as you go down.
But do you bench? It's like a lava flow. Go ahead.
Tell me your bench.

Speaker 1 I don't really bench. You're more of like a resistance band guy now? Yeah.
It's all about pliability. Yes, exactly.
I'm going on the TB12

Speaker 1 pliability thing. We've finally life-hacked a way to never have to lift heavy weights by saying, well, it's actually bad for you.
Right. You need to just use the band.

Speaker 1 So I'm kind of going between the blue and the red bands these days. You know, if I'm feeling really rested, I'll go to the blue bands.

Speaker 1 What kind of music are you listening to these days?

Speaker 1 Can I guess? Yeah,

Speaker 1 I'm sure you're going to give me credit right off the top. No, Bruce.
You're probably a Bruce guy. I'm not.
Pro Jam. I'm not an anti-Bruce guy.

Speaker 1 I just, it's never spoken to me like the real core Bruce people.

Speaker 1 That's not me. You too.

Speaker 1 No. Audio slam.
Back in the day. Back in the...
Yeah. Yeah.
Audio slave. I think that's what he is.
Like audio slave. Do you do any Queens of Stone Age?

Speaker 1 No, not enough. They were on our Super Bowl intro

Speaker 1 video that brought the team out. I don't remember which Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 We have the Super Bowl this year. This year, yeah.
Ooh. Okay.
And the World Series.

Speaker 1 Oh, are you going to do the thing on Sunday in Washington where you go to a Redskins game and then you, well, there's no real public transportation to take you from Raljon to...

Speaker 1 You get in a cab around the beltway and it takes you like two hours to get to the World Series. He's doing Denver tomorrow night, Kansas City.
Oh, okay. Yeah.
That's going to be good.

Speaker 1 So how do you, in in a serious question, because I know we have fun here, but like, how it does it is it hard to switch your brain from football to baseball and then back and forth?

Speaker 1 No, switch for my brain. It's good for my brain to kind of stay on my toes.

Speaker 1 And I, you know, yesterday I was at Yankee Stadium getting ready for the Yankees and Astros, and I was reading clips about the Broncos and Chiefs.

Speaker 1 And then you go back, and it kind of keeps, for some reason, it keeps me more loose

Speaker 1 instead of just being like down one narrow hallway, just all in. I think that makes you boring.
What about when you finish the Broncos Chiefs game? Are you going to watch game three, four

Speaker 1 of the Yankees Astros game? No, I think it's going on at the same time. But I'm saying, like, afterwards.
Will I, like, go back on the way back to New York? Will I watch it?

Speaker 1 To know the flow of what happened. No.
Really? No, I think coverage of these games is so good now that it's different than when I started.

Speaker 1 I mean, I can read a handful of articles on the way back or read whatever they post right after the game, and I'm good. I'm ready.
And I've

Speaker 1 seen every ball game, every pitch to this point. So I kind of know

Speaker 1 where these two managers are thinking, and then we'll see how for the Astros. I don't know when this posts.
Does this ever go up? No, the mics aren't even on. Okay.

Speaker 1 Fake studio. You know, they want to start Brad Peacock, most likely, in a bullpen day, and the Yankees are,

Speaker 1 you know, another bullpen day. So that's just kind of how do they piece that all together? And then it gets back to normal by the time I show back up for game five.
You're back at Tanaka and Granky.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so we're actually going to probably air this next Wednesday, right after game one of the World Series. Well, this will be so topical.
No, well, so tell us.

Speaker 1 Well, how do you like the Astros versus Nats?

Speaker 1 Who do you like? Who says the Astros move on? I mean, they're going to move on. I mean, this is Wednesday.

Speaker 1 It's weird for you to have just called Game One of the World Series and not realize who's playing in it. No, that's true.
Yeah, so Astros, Nats. I'm just confused.

Speaker 1 Do you think the Astros can battle back from going down 1-0 in the World Series?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I like their chances. Tonight?

Speaker 1 Yeah, really? Tonight? Tuesday, yeah, for game two. Strasburg's going on the mound, though.
Is that so? Yeah. Yeah, best postseason ERA of all time.
Yeah. Is that right? Yeah, it's going to be tough.

Speaker 1 Well, there you go.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think they'll battle back. Okay.

Speaker 1 Can I give you a tip for when the Nats win the World Series? Like the sign-off, your signature sign-off call? Yabo. Yabo.
Oh, yeah. You still haven't given them a Yabo.
Yeah, Yabo. That's tough.

Speaker 1 Here it is. You ready? Sure, yeah.
And the Houston Astros can suck on D's Nats. Nice.

Speaker 1 And we'll see you tomorrow night. And then just add that in there.
But what am I? But I'm not going to see anybody tomorrow night. I don't know.

Speaker 1 That can't be my signal. But then people, Fox will get more ratings the next night because they'll turn their TVs on and be like, Joe Buck said he was going to be here.
That's very true.

Speaker 1 And he wouldn't lie to me. No, yeah.
No,

Speaker 1 let me chew on that because I've got days to... Got days to kind of think about that.
Suck on D's Nats. Just think about it.

Speaker 1 If I repeat it enough during this interview, it'll just seep into your subconscious i have a feeling you will are you worried at all joe that you don't care too much about not caring i don't i can't you care too much about not caring you don't care but you tell everyone you don't care i know you don't you don't care about the haters i don't care about the haters right but so much care about the haters that you care in uh an unhealthy amount about not caring

Speaker 1 i think i got that right i understand it yeah you do yeah so it's it's one of these things that you can do. But you're saying, so in essence, you're saying I should care.
No, you do care.

Speaker 1 If you really didn't care about the haters, you would care about some of the haters. Right.

Speaker 1 But I only get

Speaker 1 kind of questioned about the haters when I show up here. Yeah.
And every other show that you've done because you're a whore.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 1 Well, I am that.

Speaker 1 That's a fair point.

Speaker 1 But it's not like I go home and my wife's like, hey. The haters? How about the haters? I'm like, oh, babe, I don't care.
I don't care. Yes, you do.
I think you obsess about.

Speaker 1 Hey, mom, what about the haters? I think you obsess about not caring so much that you care too much now. Like, you're like, I don't care.
Possibly. Well, I have to put that up.

Speaker 1 I have to put up my guard.

Speaker 1 And again, I do this every time I'm with you guys because I'm here for fun. I'm here for you.
I'm Play-Doh in your hands.

Speaker 1 Very valuable. But when I answer a question, huh? Very pliable.
Very pliable. When I answer your question seriously, I feel like it gets really boring.
No. So I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 We are a little bit curious about this thing because there's a difference between a hater and someone that's giving constructive questions. What about Josh hater? Right? Who? Well, he's a Billy Hater.

Speaker 1 What about when he pitches? Am I allowed to say hater? No, it's problematic. No.
Just Josh.

Speaker 1 How about this guy? If you listen closely, you can hear Joe Buck unzip his pants every time Altuve comes to the plate. Yeah, I mean, that's exactly

Speaker 1 it's a fair point. Could you hear that on the broadcast?

Speaker 1 No, our mics are way better than that and more directional. So that would be below the desk.

Speaker 1 Get ready for Joe Buck to blow Verlander for an hour. When it comes to El Tuve, that is.
It's like, oh, you talk too much about the others. El Tuve is incredible.
Why don't you talk about that?

Speaker 1 Joe Buck is about my team. What's your favorite name to say? El Tuve.

Speaker 1 Bumgarner. Wait, say El Tuvere.
Bumgarner, Bumgarner, Bumgarner. Give me an El Tuve.
It's like Beetlejuice. I just keep saying it over and over.

Speaker 1 Everybody in Kansas City, City, their eyes roll back and they're like, bum garner, bum garner, bunny. Maybe that's because you hate the Royals.

Speaker 1 Yeah, which makes no sense. We got robbed, though, of Cardinals, Yankees to have the Yankee fans just lose their mind.
Yeah, well, lose their mind. I've done Cardinals Mets.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they would lose their mind. But again, I mean,

Speaker 1 those tweets, like,

Speaker 1 is that creative?

Speaker 1 Is that good? I mean, if it's going to be a rip, like, pick a good one. The unzip your pants for you.
A lot of people. Yeah, a lot of, we get it, Joe Buck.
You want to suck off Cole and Altuve.

Speaker 1 A lot of people are. Yeah, I know.
Because really, their team's losing. You understand

Speaker 1 that whole thing?

Speaker 1 People get mad.

Speaker 1 They get mad at the guy because all year long they listen to their hometown guys. Like, this is the greatest team ever assembled, a home run.

Speaker 1 And then when the other team hits one, the guy goes, oh, it's a home run in the left. And now the Yankees are trailing 4-3.

Speaker 1 So then I do it, and I have to get excited. It sounds like I'm unzipping my pants.
Right. And you did, which I did.
This one's actually creative. This side is crazy.
Man, good.

Speaker 1 Get your Joe Buck mute button ready, folks. Here it comes.
And then he took a picture of his remote control. Man.
That's what I'm doing. It's still doing that.
That's pretty funny.

Speaker 1 Neither objects in the picture are in focus. Yeah.
He took time crafting that tweet, though. Yeah, he did.
Oh, wait, no, I didn't even open it. Oh, that's even better.
He put Joe Buck.

Speaker 1 Photoshop Joe Buck onto the mute button. He doesn't like my.

Speaker 1 What What would be even better is if he printed out a tiny label and he put the Joe Buck button on his remote.

Speaker 1 That's who I'm answering to.

Speaker 1 Actually, on my 10-minute walk here, I was looking at the faces of the people that were walking around, and I'm thinking, you know, one of those guys probably tweeted something nasty about me last night.

Speaker 1 Correct. And then I, you know, I kind of followed one or two of them after they went, you know, a block away from me.
And I thought, I really don't care.

Speaker 1 That's not somebody that I would, I actually ducked to get out of the way of that person. Actually, stalking them for two blocks.
We're like, you know what?

Speaker 1 Why is the guy's walking around going, why? He's a haterbuck full of the hater.

Speaker 1 If you did that one time, though, if you actually followed around a hater, Paul Rudd and I, name-drop, we're going to do a thing, although everybody loves Paul, where we find five of the nastiest people on Twitter who just kill us

Speaker 1 and go to their house

Speaker 1 and beat them to death. No, and spend the day with them, go bowling with with them.
Go out to a bar. Maybe a hot air balloon ride.
Yeah. What do you do? Some skim vanilla latte.

Speaker 1 Maybe a skim vanilla latte. You'll just sit around and kibbitz.
Yeah. Get to know each other.
And then all of a sudden it's like, hey, you know what? He's a nice, good, fun-loving guy.

Speaker 1 It would suck, though, because

Speaker 1 like Paul Rudd is so likable if you guys both went to the person's house and then they just fell in love with Paul Rudd and they still hated you.

Speaker 1 He's so lovable, Paul. By the way, didn't even mention it.
Congrats on the Blues.

Speaker 1 Should have said that.

Speaker 1 The one team

Speaker 1 I can actually allow to root. And I'm allowed to, and I actually do.
It's the only team I rooted. Yes, we should have started with that.
Congrats on the Blues. Yeah, it was weird.
And I got it.

Speaker 1 You know, to go back to all this stuff, you know, obviously the guys, Kenny Albert, is the most likable, lovable human walking the planet. Doc Emmerich, unbelievable announcer.

Speaker 1 But when you get to the finals and it's kind of equal love for both sides and it's not your hometown guys, it pisses you off.

Speaker 1 And I'm sitting there going, I want to hear John Kelly and Darren Pang do this game. These guys hate the blues, it's all they're all bought.
And then I'm like, Oh, wait a minute. Now I'm doing exactly

Speaker 1 what I have become what I detest. Yeah, you put the Kenny Albert button on your remote control, right? And then I send him the picture.
I'm like, hey, buddy, no, or you take a picture of his

Speaker 1 head. Right, his Kenny Albert's head.
His head and my head were perfect for your whole thing. Yes, I can hear Kenny Albert unvelcro his pants.

Speaker 1 He'll never

Speaker 1 be trusted.

Speaker 1 For

Speaker 1 Craigie. Yes.

Speaker 1 Exactly. So

Speaker 1 go ahead. No, I was going to say.
I like it when the two fight over the mic. No, no, it's just congratulations.
No, you two wanted to be nice. You peed any bottles recently on the air? I have not.
No.

Speaker 1 That's a one and done. Nah.
That's a one and done. That was just because it was a Packer game.

Speaker 1 At Milwaukee County Stadium, the last time they played a home game, it's hard to believe that back for a long time, they played one home game in Milwaukee and they did and we did the last game and because the booth was where it was the bathroom was where it was you couldn't get there physically to pee in the bathroom so I had to take literally matters into my own hands and a little on yourself yeah yeah a little bit on the bottle here's something I've always wondered off the bottle about an announcement

Speaker 1 do you have a backup plan when there's a blowout because that Braves Cardinals game game five where they put up a 10 spot in the first inning the first thing I thought of is these guys are fucked because they're going to have to do nine innings that no one cares about.

Speaker 1 The game's already been decided. So do you have like a, this is a break in case of emergency, Joe Bucks staying in the middle of the day.
I mean, you always have

Speaker 1 loads of crap to talk about.

Speaker 1 It's really the good games where you don't end up talking about really any of it because the game is, you know, like last night, and please tweet at that tweeter who said that I said Garrett Cole's name too many times while he pitched seven shutout innings of no, sorry, yeah, last week while he pitched game three of the ALCS way back when

Speaker 1 and see if it's okay if I bring it up.

Speaker 1 But I could talk through that whole thing if I wanted to about Cole and his history or Altuve and Springer or, you know, whoever, Glabrat Torres and all these guys.

Speaker 1 Was that guy mad when I was talking about Glabrat Torres throughout the entire game one? Probably not. Of the ALCS a couple weeks ago? Probably not.
Probably not.

Speaker 1 You can do that all day long. That's kind of how I'm trained.
I did radio forever. So it's really a matter of restraint when you do a really tight, good game.

Speaker 1 When the game's bad, that's kind of when you go into all the stuff you store up, you know, getting ready for the series.

Speaker 1 I could talk for four hours on that story. I just choose not to because it's, A, it's boring.
Right.

Speaker 1 And B, it's irrelevant because it's all history and you're watching something that is, you know, fantastic.

Speaker 1 Do you ever have stories that Troy told you off-air that you're like, I'm going to try to get this out of him? Oh, yeah. That's the part of being friends with somebody.

Speaker 1 That's the part of, you know, last Sunday or when this airs, two Sundays ago, in Houston playing golf with Smoltz and the Astros owner, Jim Crane, and being around that and talking to Smoltz about...

Speaker 1 something he might bring up in the golf cart or whatever. That's about building a relationship that I think comes out eventually on the air.
So Troy and I are great friends.

Speaker 1 John and I are great friends. I was with Tim, although the MacCarver, but the relationship was different because he was older than me.
But

Speaker 1 that's when your friendship, I think, comes out, and that's when it can kind of get interesting. Yeah, who do you like better, Troy or John Smoltz?

Speaker 1 I've spent a lot more time with Troy.

Speaker 1 We've been, I think, in the same booth for 18 years. I've been with John for three.
Do you ever accidentally call one the other?

Speaker 1 No, but I called Aaron Andrews Pam Oliver once. Damn.

Speaker 1 Kudio. Snap.

Speaker 1 Exactly. You know, that's kind of the world I live in, and it sucks.
I think when I go back and I YouTube.

Speaker 1 The other day, I have one and a half-year-old twin boys, as we've talked about. You and I have.

Speaker 1 Oh, I have. Sorry, TFT.

Speaker 1 One boy. You have two.
You don't know if I have kids. No, I know.
I'm saying I talked about it with you. With me.

Speaker 1 You're right. I don't have kids, but you have two.
Thank you. I have one.

Speaker 1 What? Four.

Speaker 1 You have four. My oldest was actually on the website here with the good fine folks at Barstool back in the day.
Well, you shouldn't have given her such good tickets to the cartoons.

Speaker 1 Oh, you do know exactly what we're talking about. You're like, oh, whoops.
Oh, did that happen? Oh, maybe you shouldn't have given her good tickets. Yeah.
Gotcha. Put her in a box next time, Joe.

Speaker 1 I know. Just tuck her away.
Tuck her away.

Speaker 1 I have no idea what the hell I'm talking about. You're talking about relationships

Speaker 1 with these different announcers.

Speaker 1 And I don't know. I don't know where I was going with that.
You were saying, like, you've worked with Troy for so long, so you'd be afraid. Also, Troy's bigger, so he'd kick your ass.

Speaker 1 I wouldn't mention Troy. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. And so, yeah, I did call, I did call

Speaker 1 Aaron Pam.

Speaker 1 But the point is, where I was going with it all, is there's like this

Speaker 1 desire to be perfect when you do these games every night. And I think that makes you or anybody trying to be perfect really boring.

Speaker 1 So you have to kind of freewheel sometimes and you have to have fun and you have to. And when you don't, you know, like I was saying, I have these twin boys who are on YouTube, and my mom was there.

Speaker 1 And I said, Let's go back and listen to me do the World Series in 96 when I was 27. Narcissistic much? Totally.

Speaker 1 Hey, one and a half-year-olds who

Speaker 1 didn't have the attention span of a baby. Baby Joy Joy took a backseat and

Speaker 1 a daddy called a baseball game. It was really

Speaker 1 Joey and my mommy. And I went back and I listened to 96, and I was like, I sound so much,

Speaker 1 and I was 27 and in some level scared out of my mind to call a World Series at Yankee Stadium.

Speaker 1 But I was way more confident at 27 doing my first World Series with just kind of being me than I am in 2000, whatever, take last year in my 21st World Series

Speaker 1 because I'm more measured, because everybody, you feel like everybody's out there waiting for you to misstep. And that leads to just a horseshit broadcast, I think.
I really do. I know.

Speaker 1 You could be more loose and you could be yourself and you could now, A, it takes your bosses to put their Twitter down. B, it takes a lot of confidence.

Speaker 1 You know, Barkley seems to be the only guy who legitimately doesn't care what anybody... thinks or says about him.
I agree with that.

Speaker 1 And I think the rest of us all say we don't, to get back to what you were saying earlier.

Speaker 1 And we all really kind of do because because when it's it's not worth me having a real opinion on something that you see because you're gonna be answering for it for the next two weeks on social media or on a show like this or whatever.

Speaker 1 So, you just kind of

Speaker 1 put your time in, you do the game, you do it to the best of your abilities, and then you'll walk away and go back to the hotel and go to bed.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and and and it sucks because the guys back in the day, like my dad, like Harry Carey, like you know, even Ernie Harwell and Bob Prince and all these classic voices just said whatever the hell came into their minds.

Speaker 1 And everybody's like, oh my God, that was the halcyon days of broadcasting. Well, it was also the halcyon days where they could kind of really do what they wanted.

Speaker 1 And if somebody didn't like it, they had to sit down and actually put pen to paper and send it into a team or a radio station and complain. And nobody ever read those and they never saw it.

Speaker 1 So it's just a function of kind of the times we live in. And you have to be be so friggin' measured with everything you say because everybody's so ready to get pissed off.
It's true. And a mistake.

Speaker 1 Everyone jumps on mistakes. Everyone's a commentator.
So, like, on Twitter, I have almost deputized myself as has Big Cat as commentators on the commentators. So, we'll have

Speaker 1 to have one for you. It's kind of like their Joe's phone, by the way.
It is. Oh, there we go, Holly.

Speaker 1 You know why? You know why that is? And you know what I'm about to say?

Speaker 1 Why do you have three different phones? That's weird, Joe.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 is everyone

Speaker 1 know what it is? It's my alarm

Speaker 1 to tell me that I'm supposed to be getting on a conference call with the Denver Broncos, but I'm not going to do it because I'm here with you guys.

Speaker 1 Vic Van John Elway, Vic Van, Uncle Vic. Uncle Vic is not going to hear from me today.
I wanted to actually, I was wondering that. Who is your favorite coach to talk to in the NFL?

Speaker 1 And we're talking, obviously, Joe and Troy go talk to these coaches and these teams before the broadcast, trying to get some stories. Who's the most open?

Speaker 1 The most open,

Speaker 1 miraculously, at least from the guys we've talked to this year, is Matt LaFleur of the Green Bay Packers. I believe that.
He doesn't know any better yet. Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 He hasn't been burned yet, but one of these guys.

Speaker 1 And he also is like, we actually had him on the show

Speaker 1 at the training camp. I don't like him because I hate the Packers, but he also has that, like, he's kind of a pretty boy, so he can just get away.
He can smile and get away with it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, I know, right?

Speaker 1 You don't actually know because you're not a pretty boy. But you know what? But I know what you like.
I'm talking about

Speaker 1 Matt or to Matt. I know.
You know. Yes.
And I know that you know, and I understand what you're saying. Matt LaFleur, that's a good answer.

Speaker 1 But yeah, Matt LaFleur, I thought he would be really guarded first time. You've got all the dynamic of Aaron Rodgers and how are they getting along? And he talks to us.

Speaker 1 They were even playing the Cowboys. And, you know, sometimes these coaches get a little iffy or shaky about talking to Troy.

Speaker 1 and revealing anything because they think Troy's like living at the Dallas practice facility and going to to go run back. And if you do that one time,

Speaker 1 you're done. I mean, you'll never get another piece of information the rest of your career.
So you just can't. But yeah, Matt LaFleur of the new people is easily the most open.
What about Belichick?

Speaker 1 Because everyone always says that

Speaker 1 he's a very funny guy, and they always say that if you ask the right questions, he'll open up to you. Are you able to ask him those right questions? The right questions, yeah.

Speaker 1 As long as none of those questions pertain to that week's game, he'll sit there for two hours. He's great.
He wants to talk to me about baseball.

Speaker 1 He wants to talk to me about Tony LaRusa, who he's friends with. He wants to talk to me about, he'll talk to you about the history of the running game.

Speaker 1 He'll talk to you about the history of the 3-4 defense. But if you start going into, okay, well, this week you guys play whoever, Kansas City, it just gets back into, he's very protected.

Speaker 1 So what happens now is when we do a Packer game, Troy talks to Bill. Bill tells him everything.

Speaker 1 And then Troy kind of filters that information back to us.

Speaker 1 And Bill knows he's doing that, but I think Bill just feels more comfortable when it's a one-on-one conversation with somebody that he knows has a lot of respect for.

Speaker 1 And it's worked out way better that way, and it's one less call or meeting I have to be a part of. Do you have anything reversed? Does anyone trust you more than anyone else?

Speaker 1 Or they're like, you know what, I'm going to go. Not in the world of football, but I think in baseball, yeah, I still have some friends in the game, but I do so few games these days that everybody is,

Speaker 1 you know, they see me and they've seen me do a bunch of games on TV, but they don't really know me. They don't know, you know, what I'm about.
So, you know, A.J. Hinch is great.

Speaker 1 Aaron Boone's great because Aaron Boone.

Speaker 1 used to be standing in the lines with us. Well, you know, we'd go in to talk to the manager in the World Series and then the ESPN radio guys would go in to talk to.

Speaker 1 So we're all, I talk to him more maybe than anybody. And he grew up in the game and I grew up in the game.
His dad did it. My dad did what I do.
So it's, yeah, we had a lot in common.

Speaker 1 What about gambling? Have you had to learn more about gambling as it's become like more and more? I mean, I knew plenty about gambling because of my degenerate father, who

Speaker 1 was a big horse guy, who was a big,

Speaker 1 I mean, at the end of his life, my dad, what kept him, I think, breathing sometimes was figuring out what the line was on the NFL game and putting, getting money down on it.

Speaker 1 That sounds like a game. I mean, I can believe that.
Yeah, that's how he went. That's what I want.
That's how he went. That's what I want.

Speaker 1 And so it's always kind of been back there, but thankfully, I didn't get the bug really. I know that's not going to surprise either one of you two, but I don't go down that path.

Speaker 1 But I talked about it in our seminar this year. You know, now that laws have changed and Fox is kind of getting into that business.
Are you good, bosses, with me referencing the line?

Speaker 1 And I don't think it has to be kind of the cutesy all the time. Yeah.
Hey, there are wink, wink, a lot of people wondering if this field goal is going to go through.

Speaker 1 And this game is over. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 So you can, I think you can, and I did in the Patriots game, you know, the Giants came in as a 16 and a half point underdog, and they were hanging in, hanging in, hanging in, and then eventually the Patriots, you know, blew them up.

Speaker 1 That's going to be, I mean, you would imagine that in a few years, that will be a very open dialogue on the broadcast. I think.

Speaker 1 That's like, you know, half the time when there's a blowout, people are just watching for for that. They're watching for that and they're watching for fantasy football.
Yeah. And,

Speaker 1 you know, it's all kind of in the same category, but you're right.

Speaker 1 They're not really worried about if, you know, back when I was young, certainly way before you guys, if the game was a blowout, it's like, next. Right.

Speaker 1 And I think there's so many individual reasons to watch now that people still watch. And I could see, and I'm not.
versed on all this stuff, but I could see where they would have,

Speaker 1 I don't know, in golf, what are the odds of Rory McElroy hitting the green at, you know, Sawgrass on 17? He's got, you know, whatever. It's 10 to 1 here.
And you can just on your phone

Speaker 1 get down on that bet. And I think TV networks eventually are going to pop that stuff up, or it'll be a separate feed, or whatever it'll be.

Speaker 1 I don't know where it's going, but I mean, literally, the surface is not even being scratched. By the way, you made up with our guy Brooks, speaking of golf.
Oh, we never had it. No, no, you had it.

Speaker 1 Oh, we talked to Brooks, and there was

Speaker 1 playing it. No, Brooks was beef.
I talked to him the next day. Brooks was beef.
It was not beef. It was cooked.
He didn't care.

Speaker 1 He was still a little bit tender.

Speaker 1 Is that right? Yeah, he was. I don't really consider.
I know him well enough to know that I don't know that he's really tender. Brooks doesn't get tender about it.
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 We laughed about it, and then we did a little

Speaker 1 video at this last U.S. Open, and I sat down, and he said, I'll do an interview with you guys, and I think he would do it only if I did it with him.
And I think he's great.

Speaker 1 I I think he's good for the sport. I think he says what he feels.

Speaker 1 He is kind of one of those guys. You know, Rory's another guy that they get in trouble because sometimes they're honest and they give their gut reaction and then all of a sudden it blows up.

Speaker 1 Doesn't leave. Do you see that today? No, I did.
I saw that on my way over here when I was sitting in a cab.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that he, there is no rivalry because Rory hasn't won anything in the last five minutes. Right.
So now it's a rivalry. Yeah.
That now starts to rise. Like it wasn't, and now it is.
Correct.

Speaker 1 For golf, though. That type of stuff, like having the old Tiger and Phil, like,

Speaker 1 like two guys at the very top that you didn't think liked each other. Yeah, exactly.
That's great. Yes, it's awesome for ratings.
How would you rate your golf coverage?

Speaker 1 I think, you know, I'm way biased. I like an F plus.
Yeah, F plus. What is that? Like

Speaker 1 in the par system? Do you make the cut? No. He's never made the cut.
No. No.
No. Do you ever? No, it's gotten better.
Do you ever kind of feel like... No, it has.

Speaker 1 I know it has.

Speaker 1 I'm just going down along your lines with this. I'm really, I was proud of our golf right off the ground.

Speaker 1 Oh, shut up.

Speaker 1 But by now, yeah, I think we're a little bit different.

Speaker 1 And I think the best compliment we get is a lot of the technical things that Fox brought in, other networks that have been covering golf forever are now doing, which, you know, kind of happened in football, too.

Speaker 1 I like our golf coverage. I think it's just your voice lends itself to you just close your eyes and you're like, it's Sunday afternoon.
That's fine.

Speaker 1 I explained that. Yeah.
That's good. You got a big game voice.
There's not many big game voices. You know what it is? It's on on the golf coverage.

Speaker 1 Seeing the little Fox logo on the bottom of the screen makes me uncomfortable next to a golf course. It's very weird.
You're fragile. I'm not used to football robot in there.

Speaker 1 I'm not fragile, only about golf. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, get Cletus out on the golf

Speaker 1 course. That would actually help us kind of, you know, bridge the gap there.
Is it okay? Yeah, just throw a couple football highlights. Does it have to be moving around or

Speaker 1 please? Please, please. Okay.
Yes. That thing is unnerving.

Speaker 1 He's shown up at a couple of our seminars. I'm like, just get out of here.

Speaker 1 Cletus

Speaker 1 as a cat, he would be pretty good. Like, strap a golf bag to his back, have him read a putt for you on the green.
That would be good. That's what they should do.

Speaker 1 They should have a 3D modeled Cletus reading a putt, and then it shows you the line. Then that little tracer comes up after Cletus vanishes.
That would go over great.

Speaker 1 Nothing could go better than that than having Cletus on the green.

Speaker 1 I just got some info here, texted to me from an anonymous source. It says that you like to pick your nose on airplanes.
Whoa. Is that a fact? I do.
Yeah. If I'm reading, let's try.

Speaker 1 And by the way, I can say this because, you know, I know that this is, I can say pretty much anything on here, right? Great. Good, fuck, fuck.
Fuck you, Michelle. That's from my wife.
Damn.

Speaker 1 That was straight from her through our mutual friend. Yes.
She will like nudge me sometimes. We're sitting there, and I'm just reading.
And it's not so much like digging.

Speaker 1 It's just like I have a habit of putting like looking for errant nose hairs.

Speaker 1 And if I find an errant nose hair, there's nothing more satisfying than ripping it out of my nose. Putting it on top of your head.
Putting it on top of my head because that's vibrant hair. Perfect.

Speaker 1 So this is actually nose hair. That's the shit you need right now.
You can't waste that. That's right.
I do it too. I go like that every day.
It's dry. Airplanes are dry.
Airplanes are dry.

Speaker 1 I'm not making excuses, though. She's right.
And she'll go, like, you know,

Speaker 1 people kind of, some people here know who you are. You need to not be like with your finger on your nose.
Like, you know, I like, I just, I'm really scared of having a long nose hair hanging out.

Speaker 1 And I just am constantly like doing that. So, yes, do I like to do it? I just have a habit of doing it.
I don't like get pleasure out of it.

Speaker 1 And the weird part about this whole story is that you fly private everywhere. So it's like, oh, I wish I were just picking your nose with no one there.

Speaker 1 I fly about 50%, but the problem is living in St. Louis,

Speaker 1 there aren't a lot of flights going in and out of St. Louis.
So when I'm flying commercial, as I've done three times this postseason, mixing football in, it's Southwest.

Speaker 1 So I get on and people are like, wait, aren't what do you

Speaker 1 why you get you get A1?

Speaker 1 I usually get A1 through five, but that doesn't get you much anymore on Southwest. There's like a bunch of people that go on.

Speaker 1 There's a bunch of first of all, there are through passengers, and I live in the middle of the country, so everybody's coming through St. Louis.
So they get their preferred seats, and then

Speaker 1 you get the early

Speaker 1 walk-ons, and then, okay, now you're left with whatever. I flew to St.
Louis to Seattle. I sat in the front seat because I like to think I'm in first class on Southwest.
And

Speaker 1 then there was a woman against the wall, like in the

Speaker 1 window seat. And a girl got on who was with her son.
This girl went to high school with me. And I said, I will give this kid, I said, kid, you're like, I will pay you to sit here in this middle seat.

Speaker 1 And he went, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, and then walked on. And I was serious.

Speaker 1 By the end of the boarding process, I had a 6'8 guy who weighed at least 320 whose elbow was in my side the entire flight from St. Louis

Speaker 1 to Seattle. Why didn't you tweet at Southwest about it? Big cat would have taken care of you.
Would he? That's what he does. He responded.
Do you have a blue check mark? I would have got it for you.

Speaker 1 You don't tweet enough. Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 1 I just think it's bringing down the world.

Speaker 1 I know it's your lifeblood. Yeah.
But especially in the month of October, the idea of just getting on Twitter is just not good. Right.

Speaker 1 Are you actually going to do that thing where you go to where you call the Redskins game and then you go to DC? You're not? Redskins aren't a big enough draw these days.

Speaker 1 That could be part of it. And

Speaker 1 I don't do any Sunday football during the baseball playoffs, so I only do the Thursdays.

Speaker 1 Do you do anything different when you're in the booth? Like, I know Ernie Johnson does the bow tie when he's calling baseball, regular tie when he's doing basketball. Is that so? Yeah.

Speaker 1 I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 I don't usually wear suit pants except on Thursday nights. So I will wear like kind of half-assed jeans or corduroys under my shirt and tie and coat because I like to be comfortable.

Speaker 1 I like to wear boots. I like to feel like I'm

Speaker 1 hanging out. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 A guy, a real guy. A guy's guy.
That's like our friend

Speaker 1 used to be on the Yankees ESPN. Why am I drawing a blank on him? Mark Shara.
To Sheriff, Mark Tashara. Mark to Sheriff.
He doesn't wear any underwear underneath his suit.

Speaker 1 He just goes to jock strap. Find that out.
Oh, is that right? He told us, just like even when he's wearing shorts, he never wears underwear, just a jockstrap all the time.

Speaker 1 I've found every jock strap I've ever worn, which I think the last time I wore one was in high school, was really itchy. Yeah, you got to shower every now and again.
Yeah. Well, it's not that.

Speaker 1 It's just the material that those things are made out of.

Speaker 1 It's to hold a cup, theoretically. Right.
They're not comfortable. They're not comfortable.
You know what?

Speaker 1 We have a lot of business partners in the underwear space right now that advertise on this show. They should make.
What do you have? What do you have? I'm wearing meundis right now.

Speaker 1 You want to see them? You want a pair? I'll give you the pair off my butt crack. See that? It's got dinos on there.
Oh, there's new ones with the paper. Yeah, dinos on there.

Speaker 1 But yeah, we could partner with them. Would you

Speaker 1 send a picture to my kids? You want me to send a picture of me and my underwear to your children? Hey, it'll serve two purposes. Anthony Wiener Guy.
That'll enjoy it.

Speaker 1 Two, it might get you on a watch list. You're just trying to get me arrested.
Maybe.

Speaker 1 I can see through you, Joe. After the picking the nose question.
Yes. Yes.

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Speaker 1 Well, that was my last question. This guy just said,

Speaker 1 I still hate Joe Buck. Hashtag fucker.
That's good. That's good.
I know this wasn't a question. Joe's just popping off on that hashtag.
Well, fucker, a lot of people like the fucker forum.

Speaker 1 I just searched Joe Buck, fuck Joe Buck, and a lot of people are just, fuck you, Joe Buck, fuck you.

Speaker 1 You cannot stand Joe Buck.

Speaker 1 You got excited. Fuck you.
I will say that I noticed that I have, in this search, I have actually seen an equal amount of fuck Joe Buck. He hates the Yankees.
And fuck Joe Buck.

Speaker 1 All he does is talk about how great the Yankees are. It really isn't funny to watch it like split 50-50.
Yeah, and that's the national

Speaker 1 announcer. And whoever is next on this wonderful trail

Speaker 1 will get the same shit. Only it'll be worse because he'll be the new guy doing it or the new girl.
I miss Joe Buck. Where's Joe Buck? Yeah, Joe Buck.
This guy sucks. He hates my team.

Speaker 1 You should do a fake retirement. Like, walk away from the game for six

Speaker 1 weeks. You can just tweet something with me like this.
No, you do the Jay Leno where you leave and you're like, I'm passing it on to the next guy.

Speaker 1 And then the next guy gets roasted, and you come in, and now you're the hero. Yeah, Joe Buck saves the NFL.
Yes.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Okay.
You're thinking about it. I am thinking about it.
Think about it. I mean, we would miss you when you're gone.
I like that.

Speaker 1 Have you said to anyone at Fox, like, hey, blink check, Tony Romo, get him to me?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Oddly enough, no. That's never come out of my mouth.

Speaker 1 By me. Yeah.
Yeah. No.
I'm happy with you. You have a type.
I'm happy,

Speaker 1 I have a good guy that I'm friends with that we get along great and we have fun. That's all.
John Smoltz, you're talking about John Smoltz. John Smoltz.
Certainly not John Soltz.

Speaker 1 I wanted to flag this real quick. I don't know.
You say you don't read the blogs or the haters, but on the big lead, they did a media draft to put together an NFL, like an entire network of NFL team.

Speaker 1 Or like the NFL team

Speaker 1 is clickbait at all. No, listen to this.
So here's the team that you were drafted onto. You ready? Yeah.
They got you, Troy, so they kept you guys together.

Speaker 1 Nice. They got Michael Irvin, Randy Moss, Carissa, Lisa Salters, my internet dad, his internet uncle, Mike Florio, and then the last two, Big Cat and PFT.
Whoa. On your team.
We're on the same team.

Speaker 1 We're on the same team.

Speaker 1 What are we going to do? Retweet the article because they mentioned us. Yeah, exactly.
That's what you have to do. That's exactly what I'm doing.

Speaker 1 What are the other teams? No, Tariqa. I just name searched my name and then I retweeted after I saw it.
Yeah, you just retweet. It's just, just they put you on a list and then you just retweet it.

Speaker 1 Isn't that funny how that's as easy as possible? Internet business works. We actually did a bracket a couple of years ago where it was literally the bracket for who's most likely to retweet this.

Speaker 1 And then whoever retweeted it advanced in the bracket.

Speaker 1 Pretty genius, right?

Speaker 1 Pretty genius. Pretty genius.
And everybody's talking about your show.

Speaker 1 Talking about the show. Pardon my taste.
Yep, and you are smart enough to be an early adopter. That way people don't hate you totally.
Right.

Speaker 1 We kind of exalt it for you i think i was talking about it with my daughter today we had breakfast she said people say that shit because they look at you as a thing

Speaker 1 and the problem is i'm a sensitive little flower i'm a sensitive soul so sensitive you almost killed yourself with hair surgery no well yeah that's i could have bled out

Speaker 1 i could have bled out yeah uh

Speaker 1 yeah so you you want to be loved by everybody you realize you're not there for anybody except for fox and that's kind of a lonely position to be in.

Speaker 1 So, you just got to take it and cash your checks and shut up. It is the number one thing we get when it's like people will just say, Don't make me like this guest like you made me like Joe Buck.

Speaker 1 Swear to God.

Speaker 1 When we have like a new guest on who's maybe controversial or people don't like him, they're like, I'm so controversial. No, but they're like, Don't make me like him.

Speaker 1 Like, you, you are, you, you fuckers, they say that you fuckers already made me like Joe Buck. Don't do it for this guy.
Yeah, well, I don't think those people should like me.

Speaker 1 I think if they have any moral compass

Speaker 1 and any integrity,

Speaker 1 if they hated me before I came on here, continued Abe. Yes.
If they liked me before I came on here, now they can hate me.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they're going to like you even more, though, because you said that and you kind of nagged them and you put them down. Right.

Speaker 1 So what you're doing right now is you're actually clamoring for more of their love. It's literally whenever I do get on Twitter and tweet back at these people, they flip in 0.08 seconds.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, oh, hey, yeah, I was,

Speaker 1 yeah, yeah, you do a great job, but, you know, it just kind of seems like you hate my Yankees. Okay, got it.
I don't, it doesn't make any sense. Why would I hate the Yankees?

Speaker 1 I just, if El Tuve, unzip, hits a home run, I have to get excited. That's my job.
Otherwise, it's just monotone the entire time. I've tried that way, and that doesn't work either.

Speaker 1 Yeah, people don't like boring.

Speaker 1 And I do mean it like people, if you were to walk away from football for half a year, people would realize very quickly that you weren't as bad as they thought that you were.

Speaker 1 That's the biggest, worstest, horseshittiest compliment I've ever been paid. That's the nicest compliment I've ever given.
So, we're mean in the middle on that one. All right.
Well, by the way,

Speaker 1 they will miss when you leave the big head pictures because they've taken like everyone does it for me now. I don't even have to do it anymore.
People just take big

Speaker 1 Joe Buck, big fucking head. Yeah, no.
Look at that. Does that suck that you know that, like, there's a Google search? I do Google search Joe Buck, like, we're involved.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's someone. We show up.
You know what I should do? I should make Fox, every time we come on camera at the beginning, shrink my head. Ooh.

Speaker 1 To make it

Speaker 1 harder. Do it once.
Because when they blow it up, then I'd be normal. Can you actually do that? We'll end with this.

Speaker 1 Maybe you want to get

Speaker 1 so bad. No, no, you actually, you have to film something after this.
Oh, shit.

Speaker 1 Make a conscious effort to get your hands up a little bit higher because it's really funny when I get your big head, but your hands look really tiny. Okay, so I'll do this.

Speaker 1 So hold them like right here. So here's what I'll do.
Yeah. Last Thursday in Denver,

Speaker 1 I'll put my hands up. Just a little bit, right when you get announced.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm going to get a good one.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to tell you what to do, but it always makes me laugh when Kenny Albert does the little hand tent. This one where all just the tips of the title.

Speaker 1 It's kind of political, and I don't know why. I've found myself doing this a lot.
Like I'm itching to run for Congress or something. Yeah.
Or like, hey. It's a me, Joe Buck.
Give me that delatte.

Speaker 1 Five fuck boy. Joe Billatte.
I'm a cool. I'm a fucking famous.
Why you not lying, man? Absolutely.

Speaker 1 Yeah, do it. I fuck you.

Speaker 1 All right, Joe Buck, thank you as always. You're the best.
I have one last question. Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 Wait, Eliza Minelli's retired. We don't have to answer, but I'm going to ask anyways.

Speaker 1 Can you tell us about Terry Bradshaw's hog farm?

Speaker 1 No, does he have a hog farm? Oh, he's gotten to you, too.

Speaker 1 That was funny that you put you there. That was good.
I don't know anything about Terry Bradshaw's hog farm.

Speaker 1 Terry Bradshaw is the best.

Speaker 1 He is my favorite human ever other than myself. Because you know how much I love myself.

Speaker 1 You play literally old baseball games for your one-year-old sons. Well, they were in the room.
Right. You're like, listen to this.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then they said, Daddy's not talking today. We're going to listen to daddy talk.
But I talked to him in an announcer voice. Yeah.
Hey, Blake. Hey, Wyatt.
How are you today? Great.

Speaker 1 What are we going to have for breakfast? These kids. These are great times.
How about some eggs, boys? Well, these kids, poor people. It'll be a 2-1.
This is going to suck.

Speaker 1 It'll be a 2-2 eggs for every fun uncles. Okay.
The payoff is

Speaker 1 with the... Hey, where are the fun uncles with the dinosaur undies? Yeah, yeah.
Exactly. That's right.
No, I'm not sending a picture to your children. Nice try.
Joe Buck, thank you as always.

Speaker 1 Appreciate it. You're welcome.
Thanks, Joe.

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Speaker 1 Not a big deal. Pink Whitney?

Speaker 1 That's what I thought. See you, fellas.
I invented the thing, you pigeon.

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Speaker 1 Okay, let's get to some segments. First up, we have PR 101 for Tennessee head coach Jeremy Pruitt.

Speaker 1 When you mentioned this, PFT,

Speaker 1 I went and looked at it. You said there's people talking about it.
You didn't say yourself. No.
You said there's people talking about it. Many people are talking.

Speaker 1 I went and looked to see the face mask grab. Are people serious? People are talking about it.
People are talking about it. I want to fight these.
I want to grab these people's face masks.

Speaker 1 Well, here's the deal. This is why you want Greg Sciano coaching your team and not Pruitt, because it would not have been a five-yard face mask penalty with Chiano.

Speaker 1 He would have ripped the whole thing off and threw it like Kyle Turley across the field. He tapped that face mask.
You know what my problem was with it? He didn't use it as a teachable moment. Yeah.

Speaker 1 He looked away. It was a showboating face mask grab.
It was the Patrick Mahomes of grabbing your guy by the face mask. At least make eye contact and teach him something while you've got him.

Speaker 1 I actually think you're on to something because the only thing that I could find wrong with this is that he, I think, figured out that he was going to be chastised for this and stopped like mid-motion.

Speaker 1 He didn't own it. I mean, I'm not going to do like the old man here thing, but like, and I wasn't alive for this, but Woody Hayes choked guys.
He did. Bob Knight choked guys.

Speaker 1 I mean, terrible, terrible person.

Speaker 1 Terrible person, but he choked people. And they weren't punished for it at all, right? Well, a little bit.
Yeah. They both died.
Well, no, Bob Knight.

Speaker 1 Bob Knight's alive. Still alive.
Still alive. Mentally, still alive.
Damn. As somebody who got grabbed by his face mask by his high school coach, I feel like I am obligated to talk about this.

Speaker 1 I think since it happened to me, it needs to to happen to everybody else because I'm still bitter about it. This is the most nothing story of all time.
And I don't really...

Speaker 1 I also know that, what's his name? Garantano, Guantanamo guy?

Speaker 1 Yeah, Guantanamo, Jared Guantanamo, the quarterback for Tennessee. He audibled and fucked up that play real bad.
Oh, so he's. I remember watching.
Oh, yeah. He deserved more than that.

Speaker 1 If he didn't want to get it, he deserved it when he was grabbed. Why was he wearing one? Correct.

Speaker 1 Yes. We have to ask

Speaker 1 what part he played in the provocation. Yeah, so here's the thing about getting grabbed by your face mask.
I think it's something that announcers love to talk about.

Speaker 1 I don't think it happens as much as it used to back in the day.

Speaker 1 And when I say back in the day, I don't really know what I'm talking about when I say that, but I'm pretty sure like 20, 30 years ago, it was more common because announcers discuss it all the time.

Speaker 1 They're like, I grabbed that guy by his face mask. I don't think it happens that much anymore.
If it does happen,

Speaker 1 I think that if you're a coach that's trying to do it, at least be communicating something to your player. This was like a tug.
He just looked like a dick when he did it. That's what the problem was.

Speaker 1 I forgot something, PFT. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Jeremy Pruitt's getting paid $4.5 million a year.

Speaker 1 Guantanamo's getting paid $0.

Speaker 1 That's true. That's also true.
Never mind. I'm off this.

Speaker 1 You have to mention that. In this day and age, you have to mention that.
I think it's not unreasonable to say that a coach shouldn't pull somebody's face mask in a jerking motion.

Speaker 1 I think it should be up to the player. And if he's he's fine with it, it's fine.
Honestly. Okay, yeah.
Because it's like some players need to be coached a different way than others.

Speaker 1 This is like the... Some people need to be yelled at.
Some people don't. Like, that's how it works.
This is like the Tom Izzo thing from last year. Right.
When his players were like, no, that's fine.

Speaker 1 That's how we love him. And we're happy that he coaches like that.
Right. When he gets fired.
Yeah, when he gets fired up,

Speaker 1 it makes us realize we're screwing up.

Speaker 1 Also, I think that seeing him do that probably ingratiated himself a little bit to some of the Tennessee fans that are pissed off about how the team's been playing this year. Yes.

Speaker 1 They're like, good, I would have grabbed that kid by his face and back two weeks ago. Yes, yeah.
And you know what? If you want to take

Speaker 1 the side of you wouldn't let your kid play for Jeremy Pruitt, well, that's probably a good choice because Tennessee sucks.

Speaker 1 Whatever case you need to make your point, like, I don't want my kid playing for Pruitt, take that. Yes, absolutely.

Speaker 1 If this is what is the straw that breaks Campbell's back, by all means, run with that. You can use any excuse you want.
Right. I mean, they are really, really bad.
So good call.

Speaker 1 You'd rather your son play for Nick Saban, who is totally normal and well-adjusted when dealing with everyone. Yep.
Yep. Okay.

Speaker 1 Breaking Moose.

Speaker 1 This is actually... You do breaking moose?

Speaker 1 This is actually the biggest breaking moves we've ever had because it's real breaking moose. It's breaking moose to you right now.
You've never even heard it. Usually it's just breaking moves to us.

Speaker 1 Paul Rabel just walked into the studio. He is the founder, best player, GOAT, commissioner of the Premier La Crosse League.
We're lacrosse guys. Hank is the number one lacrosse fan.

Speaker 1 Sport of the future. Paul Rabel has news that no one else knows.
If you're listening to this right now, you're the first to hear it. What is it?

Speaker 4 Wow, so much pressure.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 a lot. No pro league has ever broken news.

Speaker 4 No, no,

Speaker 4 that's not worthy of breaking news.

Speaker 1 You're the goat.

Speaker 4 Officially, the POL is expanding to a seventh lacrosse club. There we go.

Speaker 1 In 2020. Whoa.

Speaker 4 First time you heard it here first.

Speaker 1 I'm trying to do the math in my head real quick. Is that a 16% expansion of the league?

Speaker 4 That's right.

Speaker 1 Do you think you're expanding too fast? No. Okay.
What are some of the worries?

Speaker 1 Great question. People always get mad about that.
They're like, expansion,

Speaker 1 the Carolina Panthers. Now, are you worried about having an odd number of teams?

Speaker 4 Natural buys.

Speaker 1 So that this is more exclusive. I've thought about this.
Yeah, well, we've had to.

Speaker 1 Okay, okay.

Speaker 4 No, the natural expansion would have been by two teams, given that we're tour-based, so you would have had double headers on a Friday and a Saturday or Saturday and a Sunday.

Speaker 4 But now we have natural buys weaved into our 2020 schedule.

Speaker 1 Okay, so that's Breaking Moose that the PLL is going to go. They're expanding to a seven team.
Now we got more Breaking Moose.

Speaker 1 This might even be bigger Breaking Moose. This is the big stuff.
This is the big stuff. This is more than the seven team.
Paul Rabel, what are we doing on Friday's show? Because you're staying here.

Speaker 1 We're going to do this right after we finish this Breaking Moose. We're locking you you in the studio for two days.
What are we doing?

Speaker 4 We are shopping the name of the seventh lacrosse club with the two of you and Hank.

Speaker 1 Yes. We're deciding the name.
We are deciding the name. Deciding the name.
I don't think you're ready for that. Caveat here.
Nope.

Speaker 1 I was thinking

Speaker 4 if the name gets decided, you guys will also...

Speaker 1 be owners of stock options in the premier lacrosse league yes let's go let's go dude i already own so many sports teams multi-sports we've got a we've got breakers

Speaker 1 We've got an international concede.

Speaker 1 I own

Speaker 1 a basketball team, a soccer team, a lacrosse team.

Speaker 4 That's what you want, a portfolio.

Speaker 1 Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 I think I have an esports team. Basically, no teams that could ever make me money.
I own a football team. The Green Bay Pacific team.

Speaker 4 Are there FTC issues with

Speaker 4 a player, commissioner, co-founder of a league,

Speaker 4 pitching a media company? to cover their sport

Speaker 1 in exchange for stock.

Speaker 1 My legal advice is don't worry about it. No, my legal advice is:

Speaker 1 if you commit an illegal activity, as long as you say it beforehand, you cannot be tried. I already did it on the act.
There we go. I tampered.
So, there we go. We tampered.
We did all that.

Speaker 1 Also, this is just say it's satire. Yeah.

Speaker 1 We satirically committed fraud. All right, so that's double breaking news.
Tune in on Friday. So, the PLL is expanding to seven teams.
You'll see all the press releases tomorrow.

Speaker 1 You were the first to hear it. And on Friday's show, we're about to tape it.
We're about to tape that portion of Friday's show.

Speaker 1 We're going to decide the seventh team's name that we're also going to own.

Speaker 1 And on top of that, can we give away stock to listeners?

Speaker 4 I'd have to check in with the.

Speaker 1 We're going to give away stock to listeners. You know what we'll do? You know what we'll do?

Speaker 1 We'll come up with t-shirts for the team that we name, and then we'll do like the Larry thing with them, where if you buy one of those shirts, you're a part owner. Yes.
This is

Speaker 1 part of Rabbit.

Speaker 1 I'm really going rogue right now. Yeah, can you get fired as the founder? Theoretically, I think you were.

Speaker 4 I would get voted off by our bars.

Speaker 1 We might just have to hire. And on top of all that, Paul Rabel now works at Barstool Space.
Just went up in flames my entire professional career.

Speaker 4 It started here, though, and then it ended.

Speaker 1 Pick at sidebar? Yep. We get him fired, but then we own so much of that seventh team, we use our leverage and we take over the league.
And then we're the commissioners and owners of the entire league.

Speaker 1 And you guys can hire me to coach. And then we can play.
Yeah, then we hire you. And we get.

Speaker 5 And we make everyone else play worse than us.

Speaker 1 Papa John.

Speaker 1 And then we bet. Yeah, and we bet.
And we fix John somewhere in here to be the shadow commissioner of Lu La Cross.

Speaker 4 He's not doing anything right now.

Speaker 1 Okay, good, good. So, okay.
All right. Yeah, that's

Speaker 1 Friday. We're going to decide the name, but that's big news.
Congratulations on expansion, by the way. Thank you, guys.
All right.

Speaker 1 We will see you on Friday, but you're actually not going anywhere right now. No.
Wait, one last question about expansion. I'm genuinely curious about this.

Speaker 1 Are you going to do an expansion draft, or how is it going to work?

Speaker 4 Yes, so the six clubs that we have in place now are going to protect 10 of their 24 players.

Speaker 1 What happens if you don't get protected?

Speaker 4 Then you go into the expansion draft pool.

Speaker 1 You personally.

Speaker 1 Well, that will be a real blow to the ego.

Speaker 1 You've got got a big ego. Actually, let me throw another wrinkle into the mix here.

Speaker 4 The Atlas, which we dubbed the Atlai when we came on prior to the season beginning, we didn't make the playoffs, and our coach stepped down. So right now, we don't have a coach.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay. Hank, here's what we're going to have to do.

Speaker 4 His name was John Paul.

Speaker 1 No, no, Hank can coach. Hank, I'm available.
Or Belichick.

Speaker 1 Could you imagine if we got Hank to coach about?

Speaker 4 Hank knows the vernacular pretty well.

Speaker 1 He gets up and out.

Speaker 5 Wish you see my schemes.

Speaker 1 Twigs, yeah. Run fast.
What if you put yourself into the expansion pool and then you get on our crank shots? Crank shots. Yeah, that may or may not happen depending on the team name.
Okay, okay.

Speaker 1 All right, all right. So tune in Friday.
We're going to decide the expansion team in the PLL, their name. Okay, that was Paul Rabel.
Big, big, big breaking moves.

Speaker 1 We're going to keep him chained to this radiator until Friday's show, and we're going to have a big discussion about what the next team name should be. Yeah, I'm excited.
Friday's show, we did a...

Speaker 1 he wasn't ready for it he thought we were going to just do the breaking moves but we basically like no we're deciding the name and we're gonna do it right now stream of conscious so it was funny and it's good check it out on Friday

Speaker 7 before we get to guys on chicks let's do PMT sports biz Good morning this is Jake Marsh with the PMT Sports Biz Minute. The 2019 World Series is underway.
Washington Nationals and Houston Astros.

Speaker 7 Of course, the first team to win four games will earn the championship, plus the Commissioner's Trophy and rings alongside it.

Speaker 7 But in the early 20th century, players who won it all received either pocket watches or medallions to commemorate their big win.

Speaker 7 And one man, Frank Crostetti, won 17 titles with the Yankees as a player and coach.

Speaker 7 That at one point, the team stopped giving him the usual prize and switched things up a little bit to engrave shotguns. Safe to say, that would not fly today.

Speaker 7 Real estate update: Larry the Goldfish has a new home. His fresh tank is 12 inches high, 12 inches deep, and 30 inches wide.
It can fill up to 20 gallons of water, which is 166.91 pounds.

Speaker 7 That's equivalent to 2,670 bags of the smashed goldfish. That's delicious.
That's your TMT Sports Biz Minute, Mr. Kat and Mr.
Commenter.

Speaker 1 Back to you. Thank you, Jake.
Very cool. Very cool.
Very cool, Jake. As always.
Ravel's cracking, by the way. I've noticed that he doesn't shave as much as he used to.
He is cracking. He looks like

Speaker 1 David Wallace, a recurring guest on the show from The Office. And Artie Lang.
And Artie Lang. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You remember when David Wallace was unemployed for a while and started that band with his son and stopped shaving and just wore sweatpants all the time? That's what Ravel looks like.

Speaker 1 Now that he's entered the world of being a blogger, he's really taking liberties on growing his stubble out. Do you think Darren Ravel has ever been in the same room as Cocaine?

Speaker 1 I thought of it because of Artie Lang. Yeah, yeah.
Darren Revell is

Speaker 5 in the big-time executive meetings and shit.

Speaker 1 Darren Revelle has definitely attended like a police conference. John Skipper was his boss.
That's true, yeah. He's attended a police press conference where they lay out all the Coke on the table

Speaker 1 so that he'd report on the street value of how much that cocaine is. That's so true.
Yes, he definitely.

Speaker 1 And the police officer was wearing Ray-Bands. Yeah, this particular type of cocaine is from the Monterey region and it's a very valuable brand.

Speaker 1 Oh, man, that would be so funny to sit him down and just be like, hey, man, have you ever seen it?

Speaker 1 What? I'm not even talking. I don't know what you're talking about.
How many times has Darren Revelle been in and around drugs in his life? Three.

Speaker 1 Three times, two of which were like the worst weed ever. One was

Speaker 1 he went to like a Rolling Stones concert and someone accidentally smoked. No, he's not been to a Rolling Stones concert.
Yeah, because the branding, dude. Like the Pepsi World Tour.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Or something like that. I think, Revelle, you know how how your parents always say, I tried weed one time in college and I didn't like it? Darren's actually honest when he says that.

Speaker 1 He probably took a hit one time in his dorm room. Called the cops.
Called the cops on himself. I'm having a heart attack.
He's just staring at a blacklight poster for too long.

Speaker 1 I feel like I'm tripping. Are you supposed to trip? Is this laced with something? Yeah, weed.
All right, let's do guys on chicks.

Speaker 5 Hey, boys, especially 510 PFT.

Speaker 1 Sup, meh. Well, that guy doesn't exist, so.

Speaker 5 I've always been interested in wrestling, and when wrestling around with my new boyfriend, I beat him. The sad thing is, I think he was actually trying hard to win.

Speaker 5 Can I keep dating him knowing that I outfit him in physical competition?

Speaker 1 Yeah, just tell him you're not allowed to make eye contact with me.

Speaker 1 He's your sex slave now. I'll say it.
That's kind of hot. I mean, that is kind of hot.

Speaker 1 You just get fucking worked by your girlfriend. I got beaten in a food eating contest one time by a girl in college that I was kind of with at the time.

Speaker 1 That was tough to come back from. People forget, I'm actually a woman.
I hold a championship belt in Women's Arm Wrestling League. Yeah, so you're like.

Speaker 1 But it was hot when there was a second where I was like, am I going to lose this? But it didn't. Like the Andy Kaufman of Arms.
Yeah, pretty much. It didn't, but it was for that moment.

Speaker 1 I was like, ooh. Also, I need to know what kind of wrestling we're talking about here.
Is this a pin situation? Is it Greco-Roman? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Or are we doing like, you know, Bronco-busting off the, you know, and just face fucking each other? Exactly. And that's hot.

Speaker 1 Is it possible to be sexually attracted to a guy you find ugly? Yes. It's called brains.
All the time. I'm attracted to PFT.
I'm attracted to big cat. I already used that, Bern.
You can't use that.

Speaker 1 Yes, it is, though, right? It is. Yeah, you can be sexually attracted to anything.
Personality. Yeah, there are some people that are sexually attracted to brains.

Speaker 1 We've talked about that, sapiosexuals.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so yeah, you, and also, I think there's something to be said, in all honesty, of like,

Speaker 1 you know,

Speaker 1 don't, you judge a book by its color, cover, you judge, like, the attractiveness right away. But once you get to know someone, you can look past maybe some other things.

Speaker 1 I've been turned off off by somebody's brain before. Absolutely.
That's a big thing for me. Without a doubt.
If I don't like your brain,

Speaker 1 I'm not getting any brain. Yeah, if your brain's stupid, I'm out.
Yep.

Speaker 5 Hi, PMT boys. My boyfriend.
How Hank struggles to read it.

Speaker 5 My boyfriend moved two hours away for a new cop job, and his days off are in the middle of the week, while I'm off on weekends like a normal person.

Speaker 5 Whenever he's off, he makes an excuse why it's too much work to come see me. What should I think and what should I do about it? How do I get him to quit being lazy and come back home on his days off?

Speaker 1 You guys start committing crimes. Yeah.
Yeah, make him show up at your house. Yeah, did you see that hot girl get arrested, the video where there's always moving? Yeah, do that.

Speaker 1 There's always like a hot felon picture that goes around. Remember that the hot criminal? Yes.
That guy?

Speaker 1 Yeah, basically, you just need to start breaking into your neighbor's house until he gets called on you. I love how

Speaker 1 stupid we are

Speaker 1 as a society where it's like, oh, check out this hot murderer. Yeah.
He's so hot. I'm a treat.
Yeah, that's what I'm trying to do. Check Bundy's murderers.
Yeah. Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Like, yeah, he killed a bunch of people, but his eyes are gorge. Cardi B, run me over with an SUV.

Speaker 5 Hey, guys, especially getting Slim Cat. I've always wanted to ask one of those questions about something annoying my boyfriend does, but one big problem.

Speaker 5 I haven't had a boyfriend for almost five years.

Speaker 5 What the fuck is wrong with me? Help, please.

Speaker 1 Wait, so what's the annoying question?

Speaker 5 Why I haven't she says I've always wanted to ask one of those questions.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 but you've asked a question now. So mission accomplished.

Speaker 5 What the fuck is wrong with me is the question.

Speaker 1 Yeah, right. You don't have to be in a relationship for guys on chicks.
But the question was, like, she wants to ask a question on guys on chicks, so she accomplished that. So mission accomplished.

Speaker 1 What the fuck is wrong with you? Probably a lot. But you accomplished this thing.
So maybe that's actually the thing. Like, you need to hop this hurdle before you could get into a relationship.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, maybe you've just been spending this five years figuring yourself out. You're just paying attention.

Speaker 1 You're focusing on your career. Listen,

Speaker 1 if you have hit a dry spell, if you want to be in a relationship, you haven't been in one for a long time, just say

Speaker 1 you just haven't found Mr. or Mrs.
Wright yet. And you're not going to settle.
Not going to settle. You know what? I'm learning to love myself.
That's what you say.

Speaker 1 And then people will be like, oh, that sounds smart.

Speaker 1 And then guys will be really attracted to you because they know they can't have you.

Speaker 1 Because you love yourself.

Speaker 5 All right, last one. Hey, Sad Cat, and PFT Cohen.
I think that's a typo, but PFT.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Cohen. Is that a

Speaker 1 Donald Trump lawyer thing?

Speaker 1 The Tariq Cohen thing. Oh, Tariq Cohen.
Oh, yeah, no, it's a typo. It's a typo.
You were right. The cat was right.
If you're watching Blackboard,

Speaker 1 I'm getting to the bottom of that. I'm doing the thing.

Speaker 5 That's good. That's good stuff.

Speaker 1 I was genuinely hurt when I thought for a second that he was 5'9. You were so hurt.
You really was so real.

Speaker 1 Really? Because you had a whole thing to set up and I just said it. It was like, wait.

Speaker 5 I was simultaneously disappointed, embarrassed for myself felt that was the least confident I've ever felt I think since I've started working on this podcast I've been dating a guy for four months now and he's a huge sports fans he loves the Braves Georgia Bulldogs and the Falcons he's a super sweet guy but apparently he has a burner Twitter account I started following it and he unleashes hell on sports writers players even the wives of the players I haven't I haven't brought it up I don't like this dr.

Speaker 5 Jekyll mr. Hyde thing what should I do I made a burner to follow his burner nothing bad.
He doesn't follow porn or anything. Just the team accounts, sports writers, and players and other fans.

Speaker 5 He has tried to fight other fans. Like I said, super sweet guy that checks all the boxes for me, but this hidden Twitter and huge anger problem over stupid sports is something else.
Any advice?

Speaker 1 I love that. I like it a lot.
I love it. This is the Georgia version of Meet Me in Temecula.

Speaker 1 Meet Me in Savannah. It's going down.
All right, so let's just start with the positives here. He's not doing it in your house.

Speaker 1 I think this is actually the healthiest way that an active sports fan can burn off some steam. He's not getting angry at the game.
Well, I assume he probably actually is.

Speaker 1 But let's just assume he is not outwardly yelling, you know, screaming at you, taking it out on you, like being like, oh, get out of my face. I don't want to hang out with you.
The Falcons lost again.

Speaker 1 He's doing it on Twitter. So I don't think you should have a problem with this.
I think he has found a very normal outlet to be an immature sports fan, which is redundant because we all are.

Speaker 1 So just let him live.

Speaker 1 I think that you should be more concerned with yourself, actually, because the fact that this guy is a fan of all those teams and then he chose you says something like you're going to disappoint him at some point, too.

Speaker 1 Right before you get married, before he gets that ring, you're going to probably sleep with his brother. I think you can as well.
You have a burner account now, you got a tag team in.

Speaker 1 So, all great relationships, you know, Romeo and Juliet, Roger Goodell and his wife, the Sixers,

Speaker 1 Calangelo and his wife, all great relationships have a burner for each other. So you

Speaker 1 need to

Speaker 1 come over the top when people answer to him and try to challenge him to a fight. You need to be like, fuck you, he's going to face fuck you.
And don't tell him.

Speaker 1 And then maybe on his birthday, be like, hey, you know that burner account who always has your back? That's me, honey.

Speaker 1 It's going to be like the plot to pina coladas where you realize that you're both looking for the same thing. The one danger I see in that is he might fall in love with your burner account, right?

Speaker 1 And think about leaving you for this person online that always has his back and fights. So you've got male, like you've got male.

Speaker 1 You need to, you can't be a woman online and do this to him because there's a high chance that he falls in love with you. Yeah, yeah.
So just so find, so just Google

Speaker 1 be a dog. Just dog Abby.
Yeah, or just Google

Speaker 1 Big Fish Catch and just have a guy in sunglasses who's holding up a big fish and have that be your avatar. Problem solved.
Yeah. I like this.
This is let's do it for a week, practice it out.

Speaker 1 Then could you please email back and email us your Twitter handle and his Twitter handle?

Speaker 1 We won't say either of them out loud, but we will read some of the tweets of you defending your man's with a burner account. And I think that would be a very funny thing to see.

Speaker 1 There should definitely be a dating app just for Atlanta sports fans. Yeah, men for people with burner accounts, misery MSRY.
I like that. Yeah, I like that a lot.
Disrupting everything.

Speaker 1 Okay, we will see everyone on Friday. We have Paul Rabel back to decide the seventh PLL team name and the legend CM Punk in studio.
So get excited. Plus, I have a can't lose parlay, guys.

Speaker 1 Love you guys.

Speaker 1 Talking away

Speaker 1 I don't know what I'm to say I'm saying

Speaker 1 anyway

Speaker 1 Today is another day to find you shy away

Speaker 1 Oh, I've been coming for your love, okay

Speaker 1 Take

Speaker 1 on

Speaker 1 me,

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Speaker 1 me

Speaker 1 out

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