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Speaker 1 On today's part of my take, football week seven recap, fastest two minutes which we're gonna talk a little college football two got hurt that's a big news we're gonna do a little who's back of the week little football guy of the week it was a terrible weekend of football but we're gonna recap it all two is really the big story I'm gonna put on my smiley face I'm like the joker just cut my fucking face open let it bleed out you want to know how I got these scars what the whole what's the point

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Today is Monday, October 21st,

Speaker 1 week seven.

Speaker 1 What?

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Speaker 1 In Atlanta, where the Falcons are so dead, they've checked into Arthur Blank's ghost hotel.

Speaker 1 Jared David Hasselgoff put down the drunken burgers and went back to throwing darts with his lieutenant, Mitch Buchanan. Do not pass go.
Do not collect $200. Do not visit your pregnant girlfriend.

Speaker 1 Go directly to jail. And Ramsey had a monopoly on the Falcons passing attack.
Hey, Teach. Yeah, boom.
Dan Quinn, more like Dan Finn. Because this movie is over.
Rams 37, Falcons 10.

Speaker 1 In Cincinnati, where D D Kanye Westbrook put on a Sunday service. Even though Andy Dalton stuck around for graduation at TCU, it was the college dropout, Leonard Fournette, who had a great game.

Speaker 1 Josh Lambo, Geini Mercy, went four for four with his kicks. And you know what the Midwest is? Dalton's reckless.
The Bengals rock and dun chain. That's a heavy necklace.

Speaker 1 And it's ain't a waiting heartbreaks in Cincinnati yet again. Jaguars 27.
The Bengals 17.

Speaker 1 Some spread. In Detroit, home of the Queen and my good friend, rest in peace, Aretha Franklin, where Adam sang to Kirk, you make me feel, you make me feel,

Speaker 1 you make me feel like my hamstrings are hurting.

Speaker 1 Kirk Cousins was getting no RESPECT as he soched it to the socket to the socket to the haters, yet again with a big Rogue Divisional win.

Speaker 1 Dalvin Sam Cook kept the chain gang moving, and the Lions season might be signed, sealed, delivered halfway through October as they're all at a mow.

Speaker 1 Town. Vikings 42, Lions 30.
Whip, whoops, whoop! Proud university, proud university, proud university.

Speaker 5 It is clear that the entire fishing fleet for sharks in Peru is involved in a systematic killing of dolphins. The numbers are ranging from 7,000 to 15,000 dolphins per year, being very conservative.

Speaker 1 No one murders the dolphins like the Buffalo Bills.

Speaker 1 In Indianapolis, Indianapolis, where Eric Abron James, not trying to get into a sentence battle, treated the Houston secondary like a bunch of Daryl Maurys.

Speaker 1 Frank, I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my Reich. Has the wheels in motion for an AFC South crowd after a big day from his Colts? The Texans had no answer for Indy's rushing game.

Speaker 1 As Bill O'Brien said, I like big butt trends, but I cannot lie. Baby got Marlon Mack.
Indy 30, Houston 23.

Speaker 1 In the Meadowlands, where Kyler Bill Murray was popping up everywhere and Chase Jim Edmonds continues his illustrious career with the Cardinals, running through defensive walls with 136 yards and three scores, making his real housewife of OC very happy.

Speaker 1 Golden, Kobe, tell me how my ass, Tate, has been a security blanket for Danny Dimes, but the Giants weren't able to rebound even with the round mound of quads.

Speaker 1 Saquon Charles Barkley back in the lineup as the Cardinals defense was able to slice and dice their way into more sacks than Antonio Crimardi's urologist. Cardinals 27, the Gman.

Speaker 1 21, the New York Football Giants.

Speaker 1 In the frozen tundra where the Raiders met the Packers, Darren Ravel Waller put up huge stats, but ultimately walked away the loser that he is. And Aaron Ravel Rogers said, this is not your content.

Speaker 1 The Raiders' secondary was leaky as Marquez Exxon Valdez Scantly was slicker than an oil spill, dumping 133 yards on them, leaving Derek Carr out of gas for a comeback.

Speaker 1 Josh, my darling Jacobs, met the Packers' defense look pretty jilly indeed.

Speaker 1 The story of the day was the Packers' defense blanking bad as Martinez cooked up a large amount of speed and really messed things up for the Raiders. Packers, 42, the Raiders, 24,

Speaker 1 and Ral John.

Speaker 1 This game sucks.

Speaker 1 49ers 9, Redskins 0.

Speaker 1 We finish in Nashville where the Chargers have the MNM's cooking as Mike Williams and Melvin Your Mouth, not in your hand, Gordon, missed the end zone by the length of a thin candy shell.

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We're working here. Ryan Tanna Hillary Swank played like a million-dollar baby on his last healthy leg for the Titans.

Speaker 1 Speaking of healthy legs, Derek Rose Henry had another big game on the ground, and the Titans season has been saved thanks to a goal-line stand.

Speaker 1 So don't get too attached to that penis just yet, Coach Brable. Titans 23, the Chargers 20.
All right.

Speaker 1 Week seven, almost in the books. Got one left.

Speaker 1 Got one left for us. I'm wearing a hat that says I am a messy bitch because I am a messy bitch after this weekend of football.
But we're here to recap all of it. We are here.

Speaker 1 Actually, if you're watching, you can see the messy bitch hat on barstowgold.com slash pardon my take slash PMT slash PMT barstowgold.com slash PMT. Okay, let's recap.

Speaker 1 Let's start with Sunday night, okay, and then we'll go back to the one o'clocks. The Eagles might be done, Chain PFT.
One game out, but

Speaker 1 they stink. The entire NFC East, I have no idea what to make of it besides the fact that the R-Awards are done.
The rest of the division, it's just like anybody could beat anybody on any given time.

Speaker 1 Because I, going into this game, I thought the Eagles were going to win straight. Me too.
Me too. But their defense is atrocious.

Speaker 1 I don't think it's Carson Wentz's fault, but a guy who you let walk away won a Super Bowl for you, and so everyone's going to probably blame Carson Wentz.

Speaker 1 And then the Cowboys, like, I can't,

Speaker 1 I wouldn't be shocked if the Cowboys lost all their games for the rest of the season, I wouldn't shock me. If they won out, it wouldn't shock me.
Yeah. They make no sense.

Speaker 1 When they look good, they look like the best team in the NFL. And when they look bad, they look so, so bad.
Even when they look good, Jason Garrett looks like shit. I've noticed.

Speaker 1 By the way, Sunday Night Football, I think we've reached a quota of close-up shots of Jason Garrett on the sideline with his red eyes looking like he's been smoking weed and crying at the bottom of a public pool.

Speaker 1 I was about done with that by the second quarter. I'm sure we have like six more Cowboys.
We'd probably games. Then they're all against the Giants somehow.
Yeah, right. But yeah,

Speaker 1 I don't know how there are certain losses you can walk away from and be like, okay, maybe we have a chance. But now the Eagles have gone back-to-back games where the Vikings torch them.

Speaker 1 And the Cowboys, a little bit of help by the fact that they just

Speaker 1 gave up the ball on back-to-back opening. Was it back-to-back opening drive? Yeah, they fumbled and then a pick, right? Well, right off the bat, it's like they spotted the Cowboys 14 points.
Right. So

Speaker 1 tough for your defense to do stuff when you have that. And basically, the Cowboys, when the Cowboys are running from ahead, it's like that you cannot stop them.
But if you're an Eagles fan,

Speaker 1 I don't know what they do. And

Speaker 1 I'd be mad at Hallie Roseman for not trading for Jalen Ramsey. Oh, they still are.
They still are.

Speaker 1 During the Rams game today, I saw a bunch of Eagles fans' tweets being like, look what we could have had with Jalen Ramsey right now. You could have.

Speaker 1 And their secondary is hilarious when it comes to tackling, especially on those first two drives. If you can even call them drives, it was like three plays total.
Right.

Speaker 1 And nine missed tackles during them.

Speaker 1 And Orlando Skandrick looking like he was a double agent, looking like he was sent over from the Cowboys for the express purpose of losing games against the Cowboys for the Eagles.

Speaker 1 He just got turned around. Everybody on the Eagles' defense looked like they were trying to tackle Barry Sanders.
Right. And so Warren Shapp had a...
Warren Sharp had a

Speaker 1 Warren Sharp. I realized this weekend watching the Titans game.
Vrabel looks like Warren Sharp after like 20 cycles of steroids. Yeah, and like a bunch of stakes.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 All right, so first half points given up by the Eagles this year, they've given up 20 plus points in five of the games. That's bad.
And one of them you got to throw out because it was Luke Falk.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that doesn't count. That doesn't count anymore.
So

Speaker 1 they held them scoreless, which that shouldn't count. So they've given up 20, 10, 20, 20, 24, 27.

Speaker 1 I mean, I don't know what you do with that. You basically can't.

Speaker 1 So that's the part where I don't even know if you can blame Carson Wentz because he's basically playing from behind constantly and always in a huge hole. So the offense has to do different things.

Speaker 1 I also don't, I also want to just note Nelson Aguilar, he's going to get roasted in Philadelphia because that business decision he made at the end of the game where he very easily, I feel like, could have caught the ball.

Speaker 1 And I don't know what he saw, but he just pulled back wide open. Would have been a touchdown.
Every Eagles team has to have one Todd Pinkston on the team. And Aguilar is the Todd Pinkston.

Speaker 1 One guy that everyone in Philly is just waking up in the morning, and

Speaker 1 they turn over and they just start yelling at their dumpster about how bad that wide receiver is.

Speaker 1 I can't wait to see what disaster is taking place overnight in Philly that will have somebody on the news yelling at Nelson Aguilar tomorrow morning. Taking their one moment, their 15

Speaker 1 seconds of fame, their one moment where they're a local hero to use that platform to bash the shittiest wide receiver on the Philadelphia field. It's a Philadelphia tradition.

Speaker 1 I actually like it a lot that Philly cares so much about their team.

Speaker 1 I think adding a little bit of insult to injury for the Cowboys in the second second half when they kept trotting their doctor out onto the field wearing the cowboy hat.

Speaker 1 If you're injured and you see a man in a cowboy hat walking towards you, he's got two options for you.

Speaker 1 One is a shot of whiskey and a stick to bite down on, and the other is a gun, a sidearm, like a horse. He's going to put you down.
But it plays. It does play.
It's like Johnny Manzan.

Speaker 1 Remember Johnny Manzel's lawyer, one of the many?

Speaker 1 You're just going to get to specify a 10-gallon cowboy hat or whatever you call it. And it was like, that's the guy you're bringing in to get you, to keep you out of jail.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's like if you're playing in lambo and the guy runs out on the field he's got a cheese head on right that makes sense and he's like 60 pounds overweight you're like okay i trust this guy you know what it's it's like the old uh never trust a skinny chef uh-huh never trust a medical professional in dallas without a cowboy hat on yeah i agree bite down on the stick

Speaker 1 bite harder son okay speaking of teams that are dead Let's move on.

Speaker 1 We'll go back to the one o'clock games. One last question about the Cowboys.

Speaker 1 Do you think that a small part of Jerry Jones is pissed off that he doesn't have to answer questions about firing his coach this week? Yes. Yeah, I doubt it.

Speaker 1 I think Jerry Jones likes being reminded that he can fire Jason Garrett at any given time. Right.

Speaker 1 I think he'll throw in a subtle, some subtle shot, like, yeah, things went well tonight, but if they hadn't, for the most part, they went well. Yeah.

Speaker 1 There were some things I'd like to see tightened up, and I don't know if we have the coaching staff to do it. Right.

Speaker 1 All right. So, back to the one o'clock game.
Speaking of teams that are dead, the Falcons are deader than dead. It is atrocious.
I actually want to throw this out there to you, PFT. Hit me.

Speaker 1 Are the Falcons maybe the worst team in the NFL?

Speaker 1 See, they still have that lingering sense of they were winning in the Super Bowl a couple years ago, so people aren't as inclined to see it. But they are really, really bad.

Speaker 1 Their defense is one of the worst I've ever seen. And I know the answer is going to be, obviously, the Dolphins and the Bengals, both teams that are historically bad, and they haven't won.

Speaker 1 But the Dolphins have at least been competitive in their last two games. The Bengals have been competitive a couple times this year.

Speaker 1 The Falcons have lost their last four games, 24-10 to the Titans. They got smoked by the Texans.
They were competitive against the Cardinals, and then they got smoked again.

Speaker 1 Matt Schaub was the only one who had a touchdown drive for them. 99.8 QBR for Matt Schaub.
I fucking love that, Matt. Quarterback got reversed.
I love that he's still around.

Speaker 1 But this team is so, so bad that I don't know. And of course, we have Arthur Blank saying, I still support Dan Quinn.
He's actually going to break the records for amount of clichés

Speaker 1 saying that you are standing behind your coach that you're definitely going to fire once a bye week.

Speaker 1 Oh, he's definitely literally standing right behind them at all times, even in practicing down his neck. He's doing the hot air on the back of his neck every day.

Speaker 1 Yeah, the defense is so bad. Dan Quinn is trying to spread around responsibility now.
He's like, I'm letting other people on my staff take a look at it and put their fingerprints on it.

Speaker 1 If I'm like a secondary coach on that defense, I'm like, fuck you, Dan Quinn. This is your mess.
Yes.

Speaker 1 You're not doing the Tom Sawyer whitewashing whitewashing the fence on me and making me paint shit all over this fence. This is yours.
You own it.

Speaker 1 And on top of that, Dan Quinn last year took over the play calling duty, which we always know is like the last-ditch effort.

Speaker 1 You can always change who calls the plays, whether give it up or take it over to save your job. Mike McCarthy.
He's all out of moves. He's all out of moves.

Speaker 1 And I don't know how he has, like, the fact that Arthur Blank is waiting to the bye week is kind of funny and kind of admirable, but it's also, there was no one at that game today.

Speaker 1 They looked terrible. terrible, and I don't know.
I mean, I'm happy that I quit on them. If you bet on the Falcons past week three this year, you are the biggest idiot in the world.

Speaker 1 When did you bet on them? Week three. That was like a bad thing.
Even I know.

Speaker 1 Even I know. Whenever I done chained them, even I knew to stop betting on them, which should be a sign that you got to stop betting on them.
The Falcons defense is...

Speaker 1 It's medicine for an anemic offense. It's just an injection of iron.
Actually, better than that, it's like Fat Camp.

Speaker 1 It's like you send your offense to Fat Camp to play against the Falcons, and when you you get them back, they look a little bit better, they feel a little bit better, but then they're just going to go back to being who they are to begin with.

Speaker 1 The Falcons make everybody look good. I would love to play against the Falcons if I was an NFL quarterback, which I could have been if I was a little bit taller.
Absolutely. It's the biggest loser.

Speaker 1 It's actually such a, they are such the biggest loser that I think Scott Mitchell, remember him? Yeah, I'm the Lions, who was on the biggest loser?

Speaker 1 I bet you he could throw two touchdown passes against the Falcons. I think you probably could.
Right now. I've got a name to throw out there.

Speaker 1 If you're the Falcons and you're looking at your next head coach, this is the Mike Leach destination. Urban Meyer.
Mike Leach, because the defense already sucks.

Speaker 1 So you might as well just turn into that skid and say, okay, Mike,

Speaker 1 we're not going to stop anybody anytime soon. Why don't you just take over this offense, which has some pieces to it, and just score 60 points and give up 62.

Speaker 1 The problem with Mike Leach is he would never in a million years go to the NFL because in the NFL, you can't take away the cell phones of your players.

Speaker 1 You can't call them out and say they're fat and call their girlfriends fat and do weird rants all the time. So he's that would be the worst fit of all time for him.

Speaker 1 I think if he's going to go anywhere, I think that at least

Speaker 1 why is he going anywhere? Well, everyone keeps bringing his name up all the time for like NFL? Yeah, I've heard his name a couple times for NFL positions just to say, like, okay, fuck it.

Speaker 1 You know, why not? Why not Mike Leach? Why not give him a shot? And if you're a coach, I'll ask you this. If you're an offensive coach, wouldn't the Falcons be like the best destination?

Speaker 1 No, I don't know because they're starting to get old. Like, Matt Ryan is not going to be there forever, and he got hurt today.
He's in the walking boot. I don't know.

Speaker 1 This seems so dysfunctional that it seems like, I don't know, I'd have to. Let me give you a real football guy answer.
I'd have to take a look at their roster.

Speaker 1 And also, we don't talk about another man's job because Dan Quinn is still employed. Julio Jones, how old is Julio Jones?

Speaker 1 I feel like Julio Jones is going to have one of those years in a couple, like a year or two, where it's like, oh, shit. That might be over.
Oh, we wasted his.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he seems like a guy that's been 28 for a couple years. Right, right.

Speaker 1 Did you see Devontae Freeman getting dog walked by Aaron Donald? So I actually wrote this down, PFT.

Speaker 1 He tried to punch Aaron Donald, which had to be the dumbest thing anyone could ever do. Who is, I think Aaron Donald is probably top three guys that you wouldn't want to fight on a football field.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I was thinking of who else is on that list.
Lane Johnson, maybe? Ray Lewis. Well, I was saying current players.
Okay. Richie Incognito.
Yeah. Probably wouldn't want to fight him.

Speaker 1 Devontae's Berfict. He's not on a football field.

Speaker 1 Probably never will be again. And Dominican Sue? Yep.
He'd actually just snap your head off. Yeah, he and then stomp on your balls while you're like dead.

Speaker 1 It would be a dirty way of snapping your head off. Right.
Yeah. And then he'd be like, what? Why am I getting a penalty for this? I actually think you should be allowed to punch Aaron Donald.
Why?

Speaker 1 Because just he's so big, and how else are you going to stop Aaron Donald? It was punching him. It was a ridiculous visual.
He trains the knives.

Speaker 1 To see Devontae Freeman jump up to try to punch him in the face. Yeah.
Like,

Speaker 1 that was a that just speaks. Devontae Freeman getting kicked out of this game.
Matt Ryan getting hurt.

Speaker 1 Dan Quinn looking like all life has been sucked out of him, Matt Schaub being the best quarterback for the Falcons, Blake Bortles getting into it. All these things,

Speaker 1 the Falcons are dead. So, so dead.
Did we learn anything about the Rams today?

Speaker 1 No. And we won't next year.
I don't know. Because

Speaker 1 week, because they're going to play the Bengals. So they're on a get-right schedule.
Got it. Yeah.
By the way, did Blake throw a pass? No. He didn't.
Fuck. Didn't throw an interception, though.

Speaker 1 That's our guy.

Speaker 1 Dolphins at Bills.

Speaker 1 They booed Josh Allen in the first half. That hurt.

Speaker 1 No, they didn't boo Josh Allen.

Speaker 1 They booed the scoreboard. They booed Josh Allen.

Speaker 1 Shame.

Speaker 1 He better Bills fans. Is that why he threw the ball into the stands and probably killed somebody in the second half?

Speaker 3 Oh, that was way over the stands.

Speaker 1 He did throw

Speaker 1 it out. It's a game and it lands on a table and smashes it.

Speaker 3 That probably hit a satellite somewhere.

Speaker 1 He also had one throw where it was like maybe 30 yards past his receiver. But you know what? That's called stretching out the defense.

Speaker 1 That's called taking the top off because now they know you can throw it that far, so they have to play farther back. But But the Bills are 5-1 for the first time since 2008.

Speaker 1 They slept walk through the first basically three quarters of this game and still won kind of easily.

Speaker 1 And Ryan Fitzpatrick tried his best to do the Fitzmagic through just a back-breaking interception, which is part of Fitzmagic. He did the whole thing.

Speaker 1 So I'm excited the Bills are 5-1, but just don't boo Josh Allen because Josh Allen is the perfect quarterback for this team in that I feel like he just makes plays in big moments.

Speaker 1 The color rush jerseys look sick, sick, too. Yeah, they're just covered in red.
Say something nice about the Dolphins. Oh, yeah, yeah.
They put together half. They were winning.

Speaker 1 They were winning well on offense. Yep.
First time this year. They were almost up two scores because they were driving 14-9, and that's when Fitzpatrick threw the interception on the goal line.
Yep.

Speaker 1 They would have been up 21-9. Well, 14-9 is two scores if they're both field goals.
True. They were up two scores today.
They were actually

Speaker 1 over two scores if they were just counting safeties.

Speaker 1 And if it's, yeah, if they were up five scores, if it's just extra points, they're getting better at tanking without making it obvious that they're tanking. Brian Flores looks pretty fucking badass.

Speaker 1 I showed him on the sideline and I was like, I kind of trust that guy. Okay, just like a vibe you're getting from him.
Yeah, I don't know. Like something about him.

Speaker 1 Like, I think he was wearing a vest of some type. I don't know.
I just, he just looked like a coach to me.

Speaker 1 You have a vest on. Yeah, that's by the way.
That's a big thing. You know who needs a vest real bad is Rod Marinelli on the Cowboys.
Don't show anybody over 60 wearing a t-shirt.

Speaker 1 That's just a good rule of thumb if you're a camera camera operator. I love Rod Marinelli.

Speaker 1 One more nice thing about the Dolphins. Please.

Speaker 1 They made it through a whole game without changing quarterbacks. That's actually huge.
That's progress.

Speaker 1 And now that their quarterback of the future, Tua, is hurt, they might actually start to play harder because they don't need to tank for it. Ooh, they might win some games.
Yeah. You're saying.
Maybe.

Speaker 1 No, let's not get careful. Who do the Bills have? Oh, the Bills have, I think, the R-Words, and then the Dolphins again coming up.
So we've talked about this, but the Bills are going to be...

Speaker 1 The Bills are going to win 10 games. Yep.
I love it. Oh,

Speaker 1 I just. Playoff Bills football.

Speaker 1 Josh Allen. Don't you fucking boo.
And there's a possibility they get a home game. Don't you think that's kind of ridiculous? Like, Bills fans.
Have a reality check. I don't think they were

Speaker 1 booing, Josh Allen. Well, they were booing the offense.
You guys are 5-1 for the first time since 2008. You're going to boo? They were booing because

Speaker 1 Red Zone wasn't showing much of their game.

Speaker 1 Let's just remember: like, this is a nice season that's going on. Don't boo.

Speaker 1 Okay, next up: Jaguars-Bengals.

Speaker 1 I think it's over for Andy Dalton in Cincinnati. Yeah, it's tough.
That's it. It's tough to watch the end.
He's like an old pet that you've had for a while, and he's just kind of always been around.

Speaker 1 It just always was perfect because the red hair and then the helmets and like the

Speaker 1 color scheme

Speaker 1 of a great uniform hair color combination. It really, when they wore the all-white color rush, and it was like the orange popped, and his orange popped.

Speaker 1 He threw three fourth-quarter interceptions in six pass attempts. That's That's rock bottom.
That is pretty bad. We also need to keep an eye on the Joe Nixon or the Joe Mixon stat lines.

Speaker 1 So they're like the Josh Rosen stat lines, but for running backs. Right.
Today he had 10 carries for two yards. Ooh.
So good job, Joe Mixon. Okay.
Okay.

Speaker 1 That's pretty nice. That's about it.
That's all you can say for this game.

Speaker 1 Leonard Fournette is somehow good at football again. Yes.
It's crazy. Every time they show red zone now, he's actually ripping off runs.
Yeah. It's wild.

Speaker 1 I also think that we've kind of answered the Minshew mania.

Speaker 1 Good, but needs a little more time.

Speaker 1 It's Nick Foles' job. He does this thing when he throws passes where it's like he looks like a kid in a middle school cafeteria.
Here we go. No, no, this is what he looks like.

Speaker 1 A kid in middle school cafeteria throwing food and then trying not to get caught right afterwards. He like throws it and then puts his hand down and like runs away from his pass.

Speaker 1 So yeah, I think, I mean, that's almost better, though, because you don't want, like, I think Nick Foles gives you the best option for the next couple years.

Speaker 1 So now you can kind of work on Minshew and bring him in for Big Moses or trade him and have someone be like, oh, Minshew Mania, who hasn't caught up with the times. I think he was under 50% today.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but he won. He did win.
But he's a winner. That's the biggest stat.
He's a winner.

Speaker 1 And the other thing I wanted to throw out there, Miles Jack had a pick of Andy Dalton and just threw the ball forward to another defender.

Speaker 1 I think that should be legal. I think all fumbles and interceptions, you should be able to forward pass it.
I like that idea a lot. How awesome would that be if you basically ran plays?

Speaker 1 Like if the defense, hey, if we get this ball, I'm going to throw it like 15 yards down the field. Run a slant.
Yeah, you get one. You get one.
No, I think it's unlimited during the entire return.

Speaker 1 Chaos. What about this? What if you catch a flag that's thrown by an official? I think that that flag shouldn't count if you're a defensive player.

Speaker 1 So if you catch it or even just keep it, so what if you just tap it up? Maybe you have to tap it up like a volleyball. Tip drill? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You have to tap it to

Speaker 1 one of your teammates and they can catch it I like that too because the catch everyone would be looking for it and I feel like it would get too easy so we got to make it a little harder okay but yeah the when Miles Jacks did that it looked ridiculous but then it's I paused I was like why is that ridiculous why can't we just they're defenders they don't know how to throw and catch right let's just let them have fun out so so on they likewise they should not be able to lateral the ball then I think I think on every play the ball should only be allowed to go forward one way only one time right So if they throw a forward pass and you intercept it, you can throw as many passes because they're still laterals because you're still on defense.

Speaker 1 Right. The ball is allowed to go that way.
That way. Yeah.
But it just can't go that way. The other way.
Yes. Yes.
I like that. Okay.
So we figured it out. Yes.
It can only go one way.

Speaker 1 Vikings lines.

Speaker 1 Kirk Cousins is all the way back. I actually got a text from a friend of mine in Minneapolis who was like, I think Kirk Cousins is good.
This is what's happening. And I said, oh, no.

Speaker 1 This is what's happening. I'd actually like to apologize to Vikings fans and to Kirk Cousins.
I put the dungeon on them after

Speaker 1 aggressive. I would like to

Speaker 1 apologize to Kirk Cousins, to Mike Zimmer, to Vikings fans around the world for absolutely nothing because they are going to rip your hearts out in a matter that you have not seen since, well, I guess

Speaker 1 they're going to go. I was looking at their schedule.
They're going to be 8-3. Yeah.
Yeah. Because

Speaker 1 that's how he gets you. They have the Redskins on a short week at home, revenge game,

Speaker 1 at the Chiefs against the Mahomes-less Chiefs, at the Cowboys, who the fuck knows, and then at home against the Broncos. They're going to win three out of four of those.

Speaker 1 They will win three out of four of those. They will be 8-3.

Speaker 1 And everyone will say, are the Vikings, like, because they do have tons of talent. They have Dalvin Cook, who's a monster, and Kirk Cousins somehow threw four touchdowns.

Speaker 1 But you have primetime Kirk Cousins this week against the R Words.

Speaker 1 Neither one. I think this might actually break the primetime Kirk Cousins streak.
The very stoppable force against the extremely movable object. The Redskins suck in primetime.

Speaker 1 Kirk Cousins sucks in prime time. Obviously, there's a lot of overlap there from the years that he spent in D.C.
both sucking together. But I don't know.
I'm not ready to.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to crown Kirk Cousins yet. I think I've learned from my mistakes with Kirk Cousins, and this is exactly what he does.
He gets you thinking that, okay, he's a legitimate quarterback.

Speaker 1 He's throwing for four touchdowns. Adam Thielen's hurt.
He still played a really good game against what I thought was a good defense.

Speaker 1 But this is right

Speaker 1 when you're very certain that Kirk Cousins is great is when he just pulls the rug out from under you.

Speaker 1 I don't disagree that he's going to morph back into real Kirk Cousins and put up an absolute stinker in front of the whole country at some point. I think that Dallas game is a prime time as well.

Speaker 1 But your dungeon was aggressive and kind of slapped in the face of all dungeons.

Speaker 1 It was

Speaker 1 not ruined. You dunchained the dungeon.
I did not. I stand by the dunchain.

Speaker 1 You tried to get in front of the dungeain and be like, try to showboat the dungeon.

Speaker 1 I respect it. I thought that I had a take.
And instead of squatting on a take, I just put it out there in front of everybody. I have a question for you.
Kirk Cousins, the power of saying sorry.

Speaker 1 Because since he has said sorry, he's been incredible. Do you want to say something to Hank?

Speaker 1 Power of saying sorry. Hank, I even forget what I'm apologizing for.

Speaker 1 If you say sorry to someone.

Speaker 3 It's just me having superior football knowledge and prediction skills in 2016.

Speaker 1 Oh, Hank, you had a great 2016. And

Speaker 1 I'm sorry that I didn't apologize to you in 2016. No, that doesn't count as a sorry for 2016, though.
It's getting closer, though. It is.

Speaker 1 But wouldn't you say the power of an apology is pretty strong with Kirk Cousins? He's been a different guy since he said sorry for sucking. It is.

Speaker 1 He should just find something new to apologize for every single week. Yeah.
I mean, while he's still living off his last apology, everyone kind of is cool with it. I'm trying to figure out.

Speaker 1 So the Dunchain is a sacred totem that we've put on teams in the past. Last year, you said that you cut your pinky finger off.

Speaker 1 I'm getting close to making them my hair bet because I still don't have a bad thing. No, you can't cut your hair, though.
You can't.

Speaker 3 Who are you to decide, big cat?

Speaker 1 Because

Speaker 1 look. You're going to cut your pinky off.
Well, everyone has to cut. I mean, no one cares about my pinky.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't want you to cut your hair. Would you just cut your hair and you just be like just a normal guy? Yeah.
I feel like you'd lose all your powers. Yeah, like Samson.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I actually am nervous about that. No joke.
Okay. I'll reconsider then.
I need to think of something else to do with the Vikings. Sounds like you might be nervous about it, too.

Speaker 1 And obviously, this entire thing that, like, I don't like Kirk Cousins because of what he's done to me in the past, I've got a very sore spot and bad memories from him.

Speaker 1 So I am coming at it from a place of being triggered. So I would like to apologize to Kirk Cousins

Speaker 1 for hating you so much for good reason.

Speaker 1 The other thing with this game, we have to give a hat tip to Lions fans. They came out in such great force with the ref costumes.
It was peak NFL humor.

Speaker 1 The husband and wife who were dressed in ref uniforms and ski masks, booing the refs. That is my NFL.
There was guys dressed as clowns in ref uniforms.

Speaker 1 There was just a guy dressed in a ref uniform, and I don't even think he was making like a comment about it. He was wearing a Lions hat, no glasses to show that he was blind or anything.

Speaker 1 He just was like, fuck these guys. I look so shitty that if I put a refs uniform on, it's a burn on them.
That guy just came from Footlock. That's where he works.

Speaker 1 And he just rolled straight into the game. I have to take my hat off to Roger Goodell for not making ref uniforms publicly available for sale.
That's a smart move on his part.

Speaker 1 You can't mock them if you can't buy them. But it's...
It was so peak NFL humor. Like the three blind mice and everything.
The clown refs were the best. The clown refs.
So credit to you, Lions fans.

Speaker 1 Your season's pretty much over. And it pretty much ended with the refs.
Because if they win that game against the Packers, it is a butterfly effect thing. I feel like they kind of

Speaker 1 ran out of gas against the Vikings. They got their souls taken.

Speaker 1 It's tough to bounce back from that loss. So, yeah, credit to you guys, though, for showing up

Speaker 1 and really fucking with the refs. You guys own them.

Speaker 1 All right, Raiders, Packers.

Speaker 1 Aaron Rovers is good, whatever. He's very good.
He's better than good. He's MVP.
No. This is MVP, Aaron, that we're seeing right now.

Speaker 1 Five touchdowns. Pretty good.
Got the game ball. By the way, LaFleur, here's a little pro tip for you.
Just always give Aaron Rodgers the game ball. Little gestures like that go along the way.

Speaker 1 No, because eventually he'll be like, why does he keep giving me the game ball? Is he doing this to fuck with me?

Speaker 1 Aaron Rodgers. Yeah, Aaron Rodgers.
I mean, that's pretty much how it ended with his family. He's too smart.

Speaker 1 They kept giving him gifts. He's like presents.
Yeah. He was like, no, I'm not.
He's like, wait, why are they giving me Christmas gifts?

Speaker 1 He's going to start asking for the gift receipt for the game ball. Every year they give me Christmas gifts.
They're all around the same time. They say he's like too smart.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And that you have to keep him stimulated. He's like, if you give a border collie the same toy over and over again,

Speaker 1 okay, so give him something new every game. Yeah, change up the locker room so he thinks he's in a new surrounding all the time.

Speaker 1 I feel I'm happy that everything I thought about the Raiders was true. You were on the edge of saying the Raiders might be for real.
They almost did it. You forgot about it.
They had to win this game.

Speaker 1 Yeah. They almost did it.
And Derek Carr, you're a bum. You're a bum.
The Derek Carr rule is what we're calling it now. They're reaching for the end zone, fumbling through to get a touchback.

Speaker 1 By the way, I love that rule. Yeah.
I think if you don't like that rule, big dump in your pants.

Speaker 1 Well, I've always said that the only rule change I would love there is if it was a hoop that you could throw the ball into. Yeah.
And that counts as a touchdown.

Speaker 1 So it adds a little, but if you don't get it in there, then it's a touchback. Well, the end zone is a different place.

Speaker 1 The laws of physics and nature and man do not exist in the same way in the end zone as they do out in the field.

Speaker 1 Like if you're reaching for the end zone as an offensive player and the ball breaks the the plane and you get tackled and then fumble the ball, it's still a touchdown. Right.

Speaker 1 So there should be something that counterbalances it for the defense. The touchback rule, I think, is great, and it adds in our favorite element of all, which is chaos.

Speaker 1 Chaos and Derek Carr being an idiot. Yep.
So I looked it up. Derek Carr has 23 career fumbles since he came in the league.
That's the most since that time, in that time period.

Speaker 1 Hand size? Ooh.

Speaker 1 What is your guess? Nine and a quarter. Nine and one eighth.
Oh, that's tiny. Tiny.
That's tiny.

Speaker 1 It was big time on his red flags when he was coming out of college.

Speaker 1 I know the general populace laughs about the hand size thing, but time and time again, it is true. Like Jameis fumbles all the time.
Small hands. Derek Carr fumbles all the time.
Small hands.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 I might just do my draft analysis 100% based on hands. I don't see a problem with that.
Like, I don't care about any of your stats. I don't care how far you can throw.
Just give me your hand size.

Speaker 1 If it's over nine and three quarters i'm drafting you i like that i like i like the uh stats that you're looking at there i i did see before the game that john gruden said that they were going all in that there were going to be buyers at the trade deadline oh which i love i love if you give john gruden just like two or three wins to build off before the trade deadline he's going to go all in i'm excited to see how many first-round picks they're going to try to trade away for like probably what do you think julio jones they'd be looking at julio jones why not yeah aj green bring back antonio brown yeah exactly go all in john i want to see what all in john Gruden looks like.

Speaker 1 The Raiders, so I know Raiders fans will be mad because we're kind of bashing them, but they are not good.

Speaker 1 But Darren Waller and Josh Jacobs are awesome. Very good.
Very, very good. And Alec Ingold, too.
And Alec Ingold.

Speaker 1 Green Bay Native.

Speaker 1 There's a big story about that. Homecoming game.

Speaker 1 And Jimmy Graham is still alive. He is.
He actually caught some balls today.

Speaker 1 I think that

Speaker 1 Aaron Rodgers plays better when his receivers kind of stink. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Because he's free of the expectation of having to

Speaker 1 get all of them the ball. He gets all the glory if they win.
Like, if the Packers win a game with Marquez Valdez-Scantling as their number one, then Aaron Rodgers is like, I'm the fucking man.

Speaker 1 And he can give them the pouty face, you fucked up Aaron Rodgers look, and no one can be like, dude, what are you doing? That guy's actually good. Yep.
Because it's all no-names. Yep.

Speaker 1 I agree with that. That's actually,

Speaker 1 I'm all in on that theory. But yeah, I don't know.
The Packers are fucking good again. What else do I want? They're really good.
Packers are good and they're fun to watch too, aren't they?

Speaker 1 No, they aren't. Okay.
Texans, Colts.

Speaker 1 Ooh, where do I want to start here? How about this? Jacoby Brissette had another stat line that would have made him look like a witch 20 years ago.

Speaker 1 But nowadays it's just like, oh, Jacoby Brissette played well. Yes.
326 yards, four touchdowns. And I'm squatting on a take.
Quentin Nelson is going to catch a touchdown pass sometime this year. Ooh.

Speaker 1 He's off from the guard position. No, they did a thing where he reported as eligible today.

Speaker 1 Was he playing a tackle or was he?

Speaker 1 He was as a tackle and he was in the end zone when Eric Ebron caught that touchdown. He deserves it.
Yeah. He deserves it.
Yeah, Jacoby Brissett is way better than I think anyone expected.

Speaker 1 Although there were some people who loved him, but I just am stunned that the Colts are as good as they are losing their franchise quarterback three weeks before the season.

Speaker 1 Now they don't have a guy that's congratulating his opponents when he gets sacked all the time and boosting their confidence.

Speaker 1 Is it weird that Andrew Luck is just hanging out around the Colts facility? Is that what he's doing? Yep.

Speaker 1 There was a picture of him with jacoby brissette like just colts gear hanging out that's weird right he's coming back because i feel like they're gonna win just enough games where he's like oh playoff football have you ever worked in an office where a guy that quit or retired comes back from time to time so it's weird it's a different vibe when they walk back in yes like what's your angle what are you doing here yeah like what after like the second time it's like okay yeah like when you come back the first time it's hey you're back hey cool good to good to catch up and then you come back again and you're just like wait what am i doing i

Speaker 1 All we do is work together. Hank,

Speaker 1 you kept coming back into work over and over again after you were no longer employed here, right?

Speaker 3 Yeah, that's a different situation, though.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's just the...

Speaker 3 That's how you get back in the lineup.

Speaker 1 That's tenacity. Yes, exactly.
Stick to

Speaker 1 Andrew Luck, very weird move. I don't really understand it.
Maybe, I don't know. Maybe he's got a prescription for Jim Merce? I think he's, yeah, that could be it.

Speaker 1 That's actually as good a theory as I've heard. I think he's just bored.
Yeah. I think Andrew Luck's just bored.
He's looking for friends to play games with.

Speaker 1 Here's the other part.

Speaker 1 Why does he still live in Indiana? Yeah, I figured he'd be in Berlin by now. Right.
Someplace with nice architecture. Pretty much.

Speaker 1 I like Indianapolis a lot, so I would live there, but I don't know if I'd live there if I had $50 million or $100 million or whatever he has. I'd maybe I'd visit there.
I would summer in Indy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I would summer in there. Actually, no, flip that.
I would go there in the winter because it's a good, you can walk everywhere indoors.

Speaker 1 True, but once, yeah, once late October comes, I'd probably get somewhere a little warmer. Yeah.
I don't know. I would be out of there.

Speaker 1 How about Deshaun Watson? You want to talk about the Texans a little bit? In the grass? In the grasp. In the grass.

Speaker 1 I think there should be a sliding scale for when a quarterback is in the grasp, depending on who that quarterback is.

Speaker 1 It was...

Speaker 1 So you think he should be... He's never really in the grasp.
He's never really in the grasp, but then alternatively, or on the other side of the argument, he needs to be protected at all costs.

Speaker 1 That's true. I'll give you that.
But quarterbacks like Andy Dalton, Jameis Winston, Eli, those guys were born in the grasp.

Speaker 1 They're in the grasp once they get the ball.

Speaker 1 Once they can smell a fart from a defender, they are sacked. You should blow the whistle immediately.

Speaker 1 Here's the thing with that play, and if you missed it, essentially, Deshaun Watson made an incredible play. He got out of the grasp of one of the players.

Speaker 1 Then he got smoked, but they whistled it down. They threw a touchdown to DeAndre Hopkins.
They should have just huddled up and been like, that was pretty cool. Touchdown.
Yeah, agreed.

Speaker 1 Like, that was just a cool play. Agreed.
Yeah, you should be able to overrule that. That's what Sky Judge will do for usually.
It was cool. Sky Judge will be like, yo, that was boss.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like, we probably want to put that on highlight tape. So let's call that a touchdown.
They also did in the grasp, but then still let him get hit, which made no sense. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Are you saying they should have called a penalty against? I don't know. Yeah, it was weird.
If you're in the grasp and you blow the whistle and then you get hit,

Speaker 1 all this grasp talk doesn't really make a lot of sense to me. Right.
It's just another rule that's confusing and that people can bitch about.

Speaker 1 The Texans' Texans, unofficial stat from our PMT Sabre metrics department, the Texans lead the league in the last five years in losing games where you can walk away and say, we didn't lose, we beat ourselves.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. They are the kings of that.
I feel like every time they lose, it's like, well, the Texans just shot themselves in the foot. I would back that up to like the last 20 years.

Speaker 1 Even when they were getting their asses kicked by Peyton Manning, there were always a couple games where Sage Rosenfeld just goes flipping through the air where it's like, oh, you should have beat.

Speaker 1 Yeah. You should have beat him if you just didn't fumble that one ball.
Didn't lose. Beat ourselves.
Beat ourselves. That's Bill O'Brien.
That's the name of his autobiography. I didn't lose it, Life.

Speaker 1 I just beat myself. I've beat myself over and over.
That's actually a good time. Yeah, that would be a good name for me, too.

Speaker 1 Okay, let's go to Cardinals Giants.

Speaker 1 I have something I have to say about Pat Shermer. I think he's a terrible, terrible head coach, and I think he should be fired.
Go off. Okay,

Speaker 1 so I'll start with this. After the game, he said, everyone has to be be better, which is essentially in coach speak, throwing your whole team under the bus.

Speaker 1 Because, of course, you could be like, well, he's included in everyone. But most coaches will say, I have to be better.
I have to prepare

Speaker 1 my guys better. It falls on me.
He said, everyone has to be better. So he basically shit down everyone's throat when he has been a terrible coach.

Speaker 1 And remember, we had this theory that Eli Manning was essentially like a body shield for Pat Shermer bad coach takes.

Speaker 1 The one thing that I hate when coaches play

Speaker 1 like

Speaker 1 play to not get blown out, play to not win a game. Two weeks ago, they played the Patriots.
Do you remember fourth and two, down two scores, Pat Shermer punts? Yep.

Speaker 1 This week, fourth and 15 on their own 33, down three points, two timeouts, he goes for it. He's over-correcting.
He's over-correcting, and he's not being consistent.

Speaker 1 And it's so clear that what he did two weeks ago was to basically play so that he could play and be like, hey, we only lost the Patriots by 14, which they ended up losing by 21.

Speaker 1 And this week, he was like, fuck it, let's just try to win this here. And oh, on top of all that, his third timeout, where did it go?

Speaker 1 It went because he fucking used it before a punt with four minutes left in the game.

Speaker 1 On the other side of things, I do like knowing that we as members of the media have such an effect on Pat Shermer's brain that he's adapting to gain our acceptance and our love as pundits.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so I do appreciate that from him. He also, on third and 18, he went for it.
He called a draw play. Yeah.
So who's he blamed? He blamed Daniel Jones. Oh, I was going to say Daniel Jones audible.

Speaker 1 He blamed Freddie Kitchens. That would have made more sense.
So he threw his quarterback under the bus. Correct.
Okay, like that. So he stinks.
And I don't think he's a good coach, and I think

Speaker 1 he got a nice little fucking Eli Manning year and a half where the Mara's, sorry, Mr. Mara, Sir Mara, had him start Eli, and you could say, well, it's not Pat Shermer's fault.
Eli stinks.

Speaker 1 Now, guess what? Daniel Jones seems to be pretty good. You have Saquon Barkley, you had Ingram back, Golden Tate, and you stink.
I have a question. Are we sure that Daniel Jones is good?

Speaker 1 I would personally like to apologize to Dave Gettelman for giving him credit for drafting Daniel Jones a couple weeks ago. He had a good game against the Bucs.
It was the Bucs game.

Speaker 1 If they were the comeback

Speaker 1 if they missed the field goal in that game. And if we hadn't bet on it.
And if we hadn't bet on it. Right now, I still kind of have a soft spot for him because I'm like, that guy won me money.

Speaker 1 It's the Paxton Lynch law. Yeah, a few weeks ago.

Speaker 1 But I don't think he's good.

Speaker 1 He did get sacked eight times. And if your offense gives up anything to the defense eight times, I don't care what it is.

Speaker 1 If the defense is allowed to do something eight times to your quarterback, that's a bad day. That is a bad, bad day.
But I just, I don't know. If you're a Giants fan,

Speaker 1 the NFCE stinks, and I know you're not going to win it, but you would have, you know, if you win today, you're tied with the Eagles for second place,

Speaker 1 and you blew it at home.

Speaker 1 Two, I'm going to give the Cardinals, and the nice thing about the Cardinals is like whatever we say, good or bad, no one's ever going to tweet us about them because there's no Cardinal fans out there.

Speaker 1 Cortez, Cortez, Cortez, Cortez, and Clue Haywood.

Speaker 1 But the Cardinals are actually putting together something. I don't know what it is.
I haven't really put my finger on it. They've won three in a row, and it's something.
I think they're just weird.

Speaker 1 I don't think they're weird. It's fun.
They're putting together something, but they've beaten probably the three worst teams in the league. Right.
Three of the worst teams in the league.

Speaker 1 But they're fun.

Speaker 1 They're weird. Right.
But they're fun. They are fun.
Which is worth something.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and they've got a tie in their record, which I always enjoy because it just makes things a little bit more interesting.

Speaker 1 It makes it so you have to do a little bit more math, and it's like, it's kind of a

Speaker 1 tie teams are always just a brain exercise. Like, how does this work? So I can't figure out if the Bears are ahead or behind the Lions.
They're probably behind.

Speaker 1 Just because we have the fact that they're probably behind.

Speaker 1 I don't know. But the tie really fucks you up.
It does. It really, really fucks you up.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so Pat Shermer, if you're a Giants fan, I feel like you have to be mad at Pat Shermer, and you have every right to be mad at Pat Shermer. You brought up the Bears.
You want to go there?

Speaker 1 No, no, we're going to get there. We're going through the chronological.
Okay. Don't rush it.
Don't go and rush the Bears. We're going to get there.
That's a good tease. Tune in later.
Tune in later.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 before we get to the rest of the games, tune in later.

Speaker 1 We were working ourselves back. No, no, no.
We started. We started back.
We started at the back.

Speaker 1 We started at the front. We hit someone in the football.
We did a Native American run. Yes.
Yes. That's exactly what we did.

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Speaker 1 Oh, one last thing. Pat Shermer reminded me the Kyle Shermer, his son, is going to be the backup quarter.
quarterback for the Chiefs. Okay.

Speaker 1 And speaking of gambling stuff, I think Kyle Shermer is a franchise quarterback. Why'd you say that? Because he covered with Vanderbilt at Notre Dame last year.
What are his hands? I don't know.

Speaker 1 Can you look up Kyle Shermer's hand size?

Speaker 1 But that's all it took. He went to Notre Dame and covered the spread with Vanderbilt.
So would you want him as quarterback of your Chicago Bears? We'll do that later. Okay, we'll get to the barrier.

Speaker 1 Okay, 49ers Redskins. Yes.
Fucking awesome weather game. Smelliest balls game of the year.

Speaker 1 This is the game where it would have been so much fun to play in as a kid, where you just, everyone's just belly flopping and sliding around the field. Do you know what you got? 8.88.

Speaker 1 No, no, can't take him off my big boy. Disavow.
Disavow. Off my big bowl.
China and Kyle Shermer. Disavow.

Speaker 1 This PFT, this was a snow game that was just a little warmer. That's all it was.
Yeah. That's all it was.

Speaker 1 I can't believe the Redskins lost on homecoming. We never lose on homecoming.
How many people were in the stands? There were a lot of people in the stands, and I was very confused by that.

Speaker 1 So it was a monsoon out. The lower bowl was filled.
And if you've been to a game in Ralgon in the last 15 years, there never anybody in the stands. There's never anybody in the stands.

Speaker 1 It was never packed. It was packed.
I think Dan Snyder is getting very angry and upset in his little man cave that the Washington Nationals, Capitals, and Mystics are all doing really well.

Speaker 1 And so he's paying people to come in. Like George Soros is bussing in protesters.
He's bussing in fans to sit in the stands. And thank God it was raining out there today.

Speaker 1 Because I think the next step is you're going to see Redskins fans lighting themselves on fire, like Tibetan monks protesting this game and then still no one will care and then still no one will care and then Dan Snyder will light a cigar using your your flames like dude you lit yourself on fire for nothing for absolutely nothing um yeah so this was a I enjoyed watching this game just because fun weather games are the best when you just shit just doesn't look like a real football game

Speaker 1 I think who was playing quarterback for the for the case teenum okay they weren't using him right they I think they threw like 12 times yeah they threw 12 Phil Callahan's throwback offense he almost got sacked on a guy jumping and sliding and then catching up to him on the slide.

Speaker 1 Uh-huh. And there was another play where the right tackle, Morgan Moses, just didn't move.
Yes. And he took a sack on that one.
It was a comedy of errors. It was really, really bad.

Speaker 1 And they lost to Kyle Shanahan, and Shanahan gave his dad the game ball. So I looked this up.
The Washington Redskins, here's a fun stat for you. Okay.

Speaker 1 This is the third fired coach's son that the Washington Redskins have lost to.

Speaker 1 So Scott Turner. Yep.

Speaker 1 Norv Turner was his dad. They fired Norv Turner.
Scott Turner has beaten the Redskins. And Brian Schottenheimer has beaten the Redskins.

Speaker 1 So they lead the league and dads getting fired and their sons coming back to avenge their firedness. I can't wait till Billy Spurrier shows up.
The Oedipus Rexkins is what I'm calling them.

Speaker 1 Ooh, I like that. You like that one? I like that a lot.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they stink. They're really, really bad.

Speaker 1 But Bill Callahan doing this like, hey, let's just run the ball, run the ball, run the ball. I respect it.
I like it too. I respect it.

Speaker 1 And they covered the spread despite the fact they didn't score a point. It was, yeah, impressive.
That's pretty challenging. Kentucky did that this weekend, too.
Yep.

Speaker 1 They lost 21-0 and covered the spread. The fact that the 49ers didn't cover the spread, I feel like Kyle Shanahan should be put in jail for a week.
Because he talked about revenge, didn't he?

Speaker 1 Yeah, he did. And if you talk about revenge, you have to cover the spread.
You have to play for the spread.

Speaker 1 You can't just run the ball out and kick a field goal in.

Speaker 1 You need to run the ball in the end zone so that you can not only get your revenge, but also get everyone who dumbly thought, hey, he's going to run the score up because he said the word revenge.

Speaker 1 I don't even know if he even said the word revenge. He implied it heavily.
You implied it. The implication was there, Kyle Shannon, and you should be locked up.
Yep, agreed.

Speaker 1 Also, here's another fun stat. It's been a year

Speaker 1 since the Redskins won a home game. So that's cool.
One year? Yeah. Over a year.
Oh, over a year now since they won a home game. We should say.

Speaker 1 Also, it's a bad, bad day at the office watching this game when the most exciting offensive play comes on.

Speaker 1 Jimmy Garoppolo throwing an interception that pinned the Redskins deeper than they would have been

Speaker 1 on fourth down. Yes.
Yes. Yes.

Speaker 1 We need to say something about the 49ers because people have said we've, quote-unquote, been sleeping on them. And by people, I mean George Kittle.

Speaker 1 Their defense is pretty, pretty good.

Speaker 1 So they have held the last three games. How many points has the opposing team scored?

Speaker 1 Zero today.

Speaker 1 So it's probably more than zero, I would guess. Yeah, just a little more than zero.
20 points. 10.
10 points in the last three games, 176 yards passing. That's pretty good.
Wait, no, that's wrong.

Speaker 1 100. No, no, that is right.

Speaker 1 Did they play Rutgers twice? No, they played the Browns, who they killed. They played the Rams, who they killed.
And they played the Redskins, who they killed. Yeah.
So they have been

Speaker 1 crushing teams. 49ers, this is us respecting you, and George Kittle specifically.
This is us respecting you. They are very, very good, and I believe in them.
They're undefeated.

Speaker 1 Last of the undefeateds with the Patriots. So

Speaker 1 here's us respecting you. This is it.
Take, do like a moment of respect. Ready?

Speaker 1 Was it pressing X? Yeah,

Speaker 1 that was right, by the way. That was right.
I just looked it up again. I'm pressing X right now.
Okay, ready? One, two, three, respect. Respect.

Speaker 1 Okay, that was our moment of respect for the 49ers. Let's go to the Chargers Titans.

Speaker 1 I feel bad for Phil Rivers. I do too.

Speaker 1 It is sad. It is sad.
He plays like, I said earlier, he plays football like a dog in a thunderstorm now. He's just always panicking.
Just drooling. He panics the first quarter.

Speaker 1 He panics like fourth quarter, Phil Rivers. It's spread.
I don't know how much shorter his throwing motion can get. He's going to try.
He's going to find out how much shorter it can get.

Speaker 1 He's got his face, and he's just mother-freaking all over the place because that's the worst part. Phil Rivers, his anger is so clearly visible, but because he can't swear, it never has an escape.

Speaker 1 Like, he is just, it's like basically a sneeze that he hasn't been able to sneeze his entire life. He just needs to let out one good fuck.

Speaker 1 Like, he probably is going to flip out at one of his nine kids at some point in, like, 10 years from now, and everyone's going to stop. And it's going to be silent around the Rivers household.

Speaker 1 Like, what did dad just say? I hope it's during, like, one of his kids' weddings where he gets up to give the speech, and he's just a little too drunk. And he just opens up.

Speaker 1 And he just fucking lights him up, and he's not really mad at the kid. He's mad that Melvin Gordon fumbled on the one-yard line against the Titans in week seven in 2019.

Speaker 1 Yeah, this game is a different story if Melvin Gordon doesn't fumble on the one-inch line and we're probably not saying all these things about Phillips.

Speaker 1 No, I probably would be because he looked ridiculous for most of the months.

Speaker 1 And the Chargers have done such a good job at never drafting anybody that's a threat to take Phillip Rivers' job that we just know that it's going to be him for the foreseeable future.

Speaker 1 So the Titans are back, kind of, three and four, kind of? They're going to be one of these teams that goes on a run and just pisses me off. They're butt cheeks.

Speaker 1 They're going to play in the wild card round. Ryan Tanhill, ready to take a step forward.

Speaker 1 That was a good call by Coach Rabel. He was born to wear that Titans blue and gray or whatever colors they are.
Yeah. Candyass.
Yeah, he looks perfect. It is a Candy S uniform.

Speaker 1 I did notice that Rosillo said that they weren't going to talk about the Titans at all. Oh.
So we should actually just talk about the Titans for 20 minutes and corner that market. The Titans.
Titans.

Speaker 1 I already used my A material on the whole Warren Sharp Mike Vrabel thing. What's the name of their stadium? I think it's the Nissan.
The Nissan, yeah. Yeah.
That's weird.

Speaker 1 Is that the truck or is that the noodles? No, it's the truck. It'd be better if it would be a good idea.
And they'd be calling it the ramen bowl.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and they had big, big chopsticks as you walked in. That'd be sick.
That would be really sick. Uh-huh.

Speaker 1 And only college kids would go there. That'd be cool.
Let's see. Let's see.
The Titans. What can we say about the Titans?

Speaker 1 Their offensive line

Speaker 1 has a podcast.

Speaker 1 They have Malcolm Butler. It hasn't been caught doing steroids in at least a month.
That's good. Malcolm Butler hasn't been benched for mysterious reasons yet.
Their defense is awesome.

Speaker 3 Derrick Henry has cool hair.

Speaker 1 Derrick Henry has very cool hair, Hank. And

Speaker 1 he's also a load. Corey Davis is the classic wide receiver that you can be like, he might be awesome if he had a quarterback.

Speaker 1 Yeah. That's cool.
I always like those guys. Like an Allen Robinson type guy.
Yeah. Okay, we're going to get there.
We just keep trying to just sneak it in there.

Speaker 1 Allen Robinson is good, though. Yeah, he is.
So wrong. Yeah, so the Titans.
What else about the Titans? Do you listen to that podcast, by the way? Which one? The one with Chris?

Speaker 1 Are you talking about Rosillo or the Bussin? No, Ryan and Chris. Yeah, I've heard it.

Speaker 1 You have to be pretty high to understand anything Chris Long says. So

Speaker 1 I'm not in the right firm, I guess.

Speaker 1 Yeah, except that they don't talk about the Titans. So if you're a Titans fan,

Speaker 1 don't you dare listen to their podcast. We listen to this one where we call you butt cheeks to your face.
That's fun.

Speaker 1 I mean, it is a compliment for me to say they're going to go on a run and piss me off. Yes.
They're going to probably make the wild card round.

Speaker 1 And it's a compliment to say that they're butt cheeks because, guess what? Ass eating season is still back.

Speaker 1 So you actually are probably the most attractive part of the body for some people who like to eat ass.

Speaker 1 In Gabriel Union, she's like, ooh, imagine if Gabriel Union wore a Titans uniform. Yeah.
It would look hot. It would look pretty.
So hot. We're running out of material on the Titans.

Speaker 1 This is all we got for the Titans. Rabel's mustache is awesome, and we love Coach Rabel.
And I think he's a good coach in a situation where

Speaker 1 tough to there's not a lot of talent. So

Speaker 1 he's getting the most. I feel like just the fact that he got them to, what, eight wins last year? And the fact that he's got them at three and four this year shows that he's a good coach.

Speaker 1 Because I don't know where their wins come from.

Speaker 1 Whenever they win, you're just like, really? Oh, okay. I guess the Titans won a game.
I guess they've become so unmemorable that we're starting to remember them a little bit. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 They've kind of flipped the script off in our head. Okay.

Speaker 1 All right. Baltimore, Seattle.
hand up.

Speaker 1 The Baltimore Ravens are not frauds. You won that game.
That's big of you. You won that game.

Speaker 1 I sent the tweet. You're not frauds.
That was an impressive win, an impressive road win.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to talk about the fact that the Seahawks miss Will Disley a lot and their offense looks very different without him.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to talk about the fact that having a quarterback that can't be tackled because he's so elusive is borderline cheating. I'm just going to say the Ravens are awesome.
They're not frauds.

Speaker 1 They're not frauds. They're not awesome.
They're good.

Speaker 1 They're real. Michael Kendrick's

Speaker 1 real about not being fraud from the Ravens. They're not real good yet.
They are real, though. They are a real,

Speaker 1 if things broke their way, they could be a competitor in the AFC championship game.

Speaker 1 I find it a little bit distasteful and borderline disrespectful that you said that missing Will Disley was the biggest problem they have, even though Luke Wilson has stepped right in.

Speaker 1 Luke Wilson has stepped right in, but their offense looked a little different than it has.

Speaker 1 You know, Russ Wilson had like an MVP season going on, and then he throws that pick where I just, that one was crazy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I know there's a lot of talk about how DK Metcalf going into the draft, he could only run a straight line. He was fast, he was big, but he couldn't do other things.

Speaker 1 The pacifier lacking in other areas. But my official evaluation is that DK Metcalf is a spaz.
Yeah. He's just a spazz.
He complains a lot about flags. Yeah, you're right.
He does.

Speaker 1 He looks at the refs a lot. Yep.

Speaker 1 A lot. That one fumble that he had today was, that was such a spasm.
It was. His body just could not control itself.
His muscles were too big, and he tried to run and just dropped the ball.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and Tyler Lockett is Doug Baldwin. Yep.
They're the same guy.

Speaker 1 Whenever Russell Wilson has one of his plays where he runs around and then just throws a moonshot

Speaker 1 to no one, Tyler Lockett's there. I need to catch his teardrop.
How come nobody on that team wears the receivers don't wear 80s anymore? I don't know. This is like a league-wide issue, actually.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it is. It's annoying.
I agree. Make receivers 8 again.
So, yeah, Lamar Jackson is incredible when running the football. It's really insane to watch.

Speaker 1 It's insane to watch an NFL defense look so slow when trying to catch Lamar Jackson.

Speaker 1 And he just, he's so fucking elusive, and he always is there for the big play. I still have questions about his throwing, but who cares? Because he can clearly win games by being that dual threat guy.

Speaker 1 And his his deep ball is pretty good too yeah he's got he's got a good deep ball and you're right like it's it's tough to you rarely see an nfl talent that's able to make other nfl players look like they're still in college yes and not just that but it it's like a slapstick comic not slapstick it's like he um there should be a laugh track underneath him when he's running the football because people miss him so comically yes they just like tackle air and then they they all get up with that look on their face which is like laughing at themselves and so they just got their jock taken out from underneath them, but they're happy that Lamar Jackson did it.

Speaker 1 Right. And

Speaker 1 third and eight, the game was in hand. They were up two scores, but third and eight, and the play call is for a designed run, and it's like, oh, that's actually a really good play call.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Because you cannot touch him. And the Seahawks know they're running, and they still couldn't do anything about it.

Speaker 1 So on my credit to the Ravens, here's me.

Speaker 1 I am saying, I'm sorry, I was wrong. Now you guys are probably going to lose by 100 to the Patriots, and I'm going to probably throw the F-word back out there.

Speaker 1 But for right now, not frauds, good team. They're a real football team.
5-2. They're a real boy.
Now they have the AFC North stranglehold. Okay.
Stranglehold.

Speaker 1 So you're getting off the Pittsburgh Steelers take then? No, I think the Steelers will still be in the mix. But right now, I mean, it's tough because the Steelers didn't play.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So they couldn't win.

Speaker 1 I think the Ravens are going to walk to it. Walk? Walk to it.
I said it.

Speaker 1 I think the Steelers are still going to get back in the mix because their defense is coming rounding uniform. All right, should we do our Who's Back of the Week? That was our NFL week seven recap.

Speaker 1 There was one game that we didn't talk about.

Speaker 1 Hank, who did you have?

Speaker 1 Did we talk about the Chiefs, Broncos? That was Thursday. We talked about that on a Friday show.
Saints and Bears. Oh, Saints and Bears.
Okay.

Speaker 1 America's Game of the Week. I'm just going to go through the game.

Speaker 1 I'm going to go through some quarterbacks, and then you could tell me if you would like to have them on your team or not.

Speaker 1 Andy Dalton. Just on my team? As starting.
Starting quarterback. You could be anything? Andy Dalton? No.

Speaker 1 Sam Darnold? Yes. What? That's a stupid question.
Of course. Ryan Fitzpatrick? No.
Eli Manning? No. Derek Carr.

Speaker 1 You're thinking about Derek Carr.

Speaker 1 You're thinking about Derek Carr.

Speaker 1 This is red alert for you that you're thinking about Derek Carr. No.
Mitch isn't good. I don't know what else to say.
He's not good.

Speaker 1 Could he get good?

Speaker 1 Probably not, but I can sit here and just keep hoping because you drafted him second overall. You traded up for him.
You've invested in him.

Speaker 1 The team is built around having the rookie quarterback and having a great defense. And he just hasn't progressed.

Speaker 1 We're seven weeks into the season, and he has gone backwards. And I think some of the blame has to be Matt Nagy, because Matt Nagy is a horrific play caller as far as I've seen this year.

Speaker 1 He ran the ball seven times. And it's like the Bears are stuck in this weird, bizarro world where you can essentially, it's like a domino effect where you can blame everything.

Speaker 1 So they can't run the ball, so they pass the ball, but they can't pass the ball because Mitch can't hit receivers.

Speaker 1 So then they got to try to run the ball, but they aren't able to run the ball because no one respects Mitch passing the ball, and it just all fucking doesn't work.

Speaker 1 And it's just a disaster, and it was embarrassing. They put up fucking junkyard stats at the end so that if you wake up and you look at the box score, you're like, oh, that wasn't that bad.

Speaker 1 It was bad. It was every bit bad.
And I tweeted this, but the Bears have done, the Bears' offense has done the impossible.

Speaker 1 They have murdered the Bears' defense because the Bears' defense basically is stuck trying to be on the field for 40 minutes a game and having horrific starting field position against them.

Speaker 1 And they have murdered the once-proud Chicago Bears defense. Here's the spinzo, though.
The Saints are really good. The Saints are probably the best team in every NFC.

Speaker 1 Saints are very good, but this is now two weeks. And look, besides the game against the Redskins, the offense has looked terrible.
And you ran the ball seven times.

Speaker 1 And I know, I mean, you got 17 yards, but you still ran the ball seven times. You can't be like, the running game didn't work.

Speaker 1 Well, how do you know if the running game didn't work when you run the ball seven times? And again, Mitch is bad.

Speaker 1 So, like, there's nothing I can say where I'm not trying to say, like, Matt Nagy's fault or the offensive line's fault. Everyone kind of sucks right now, except Allen Robinson.

Speaker 1 So, and then they made fun of Tariq Cohen's height.

Speaker 1 That was over the

Speaker 1 good friends and co-hosts a podcast with a very short man, I was personally offended. Not that short, but Tariq Cohen, how tall is he? 5'6, 5'7? He's like 5'9.

Speaker 1 Really? No.

Speaker 1 He's like an Altuve.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that was going to be so bad.

Speaker 1 Honestly,

Speaker 1 your face was just like, what?

Speaker 1 If you were serious that he was 5'9, I was about to write a letter to Roger Dell demanding that he suspends the entire Saints defensive staff.

Speaker 1 Because what they did to Tariq Cohen was way over the line. You don't make fun of a man's height.
You just don't do it.

Speaker 1 He doesn't control that, okay? He is a great footballer. You know how much Tariq Cohen has overcome in his life? A lot.
A lot.

Speaker 1 Being born 5'6 ⁇ . Right.
So I'd appreciate it if the Saints showed a little bit more class in winning than that.

Speaker 1 Yes. You don't do that.
You just don't do it. I'm sorry.
Sean Payne was talking shit. And Matt Naggy's been outcoached by John Grude and Sean Payne back-to-back weeks severely.

Speaker 1 And you're coming off a bye week. And it's bullshit.
The team stinks. The defense is still great.
Your best offensive play was your punter giving up a safety.

Speaker 1 The best offensive play was Cordell Patterson running it back with an awesome Skycam. Shout out Sky Cam.

Speaker 1 Which is just more of the same line of thinking that I've been saying all year: that we are a parody of every Bears team that I've ever watched, that the best offense is special teams.

Speaker 1 Verbal meme, Antonio Banderas biting his fist gif to that Skycam. It was so returned.
It was so cinema. It was.
The Bears were back for a second. But man, they just, I don't know what else to say.

Speaker 1 I mean, it's, I think I'm echoing pretty much what everyone's thinking if you're, if you're a Bears fan, like, it's, it's a, it's a crisis mode, and nothing works on offense.

Speaker 1 And it's very sad to think that last year was the best this will be for a while because you put your chips in the middle.

Speaker 1 I don't know what you do with Mitch next year because you have, you have to, you have the fourth year. He's under contract.
Do you just go and try to find a new quarterback? Chase Daniel. No.

Speaker 1 Chase Daniel stinks too.

Speaker 1 Everyone fucking stinks. The Bears are destined to never have a franchise quarterback.
It will never, ever happen. It will never happen.

Speaker 1 The fact that we had Deshaun Watson and Patrick Mahomes in that draft class, it will never happen. It is destined.
It is preordained. It will never, ever happen.

Speaker 1 The only way the Bears can ever win a Super Bowl is to just play such good defense that no one can ever score against them and then fart their way into the end zone once again.

Speaker 1 If it was a little rainier in that Super Bowl in Miami, I think he could have beaten Payton Manning. Just a little, a little

Speaker 1 more. Max Grossman needed 12-inch hands.

Speaker 1 Damn, it sucks. And we still haven't even talked about the Badgers, which we're going to do in a minute.
How about, fuck, was this a bad weekend? I forgot about the Badgers, too.

Speaker 1 That's a tough weekend if anybody understands both those two.

Speaker 1 How about Sean Payton running the most Nebraska play of all time? What?

Speaker 1 The option. He ran the option using two fullbacks.
Oh, how about, yeah, that was awesome.

Speaker 1 How about Matt Nagy running an option to the right where Mitch Chabrisky's hurt left shoulder was just basically out in the open to get blown up. Maybe he was probably trying to get him.
Yes.

Speaker 1 Run that play more often. Actually, don't.
We don't root for injuries. No, and I like Mitch.
And, like, I want him to be good. He just isn't.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 Maybe someday. You got to say people.
I'm not going to totally give up on him. That's the thing.
I'm not going to say it's like.

Speaker 1 The thing is, people will give up on him, and I understand your line of thinking. But what is the alternative right now? There is none.

Speaker 1 So I have to sit here and I'm going to not give up on him because I want him to be good and I want him to be even average would get you to places.

Speaker 1 Why doesn't Matt Nagy script out the entire series of plays for the whole game? Because like in the first

Speaker 1 10 plays,

Speaker 1 then we'd run the ball zero times. We'd run the ball zero times.
He just passes the ball. He's a fucking Andy Reid.

Speaker 1 Like Andy Reid doesn't run the ball that much, but that's because he can get everyone open. Like

Speaker 1 Matt Nagy doing the Andy Reid thing, but not being as good as Andy Reid is not great.

Speaker 1 All right. That sounds like a shitty position for your football team to be in.
You know what? At least you have expectations, though.

Speaker 1 It's kind of nice to be let down by a team. Did we lose the Chargers next week? Oh, no.
Phil Rivers gets a win.

Speaker 1 Whatever. All right, let's do who's back.

Speaker 1 It's just stupid. Caring about sports is stupid.
All right, Hank, who's back?

Speaker 3 My who's back of the week is scumbag Yankee fans.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 3 So we'll talk about it with baseball. The Yankees aren't back.
Their season's over.

Speaker 1 Very much over.

Speaker 3 In the course of the last two games, the first one at Yankee Stadium, there was a video of an Astros fan walking out.

Speaker 3 He got beer tossed on him and was just greeted with disgusting and despicable comments that no fan should have to hear at a game.

Speaker 3 And then there was a video last night after they lost of Yankees fans throwing a beer and verbally assaulting an Astros fan in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 Verbally assaulted him.

Speaker 3 While he was taking a peek.

Speaker 1 A verbal assault? Yes, while he was trying to return to the battlefield.

Speaker 1 How did they verbally assault him?

Speaker 3 They just threw words and hit him with very

Speaker 1 threw words in it. Like LeBron James and Daryl Maury.
Damn. I'm all for it.

Speaker 1 I love scumbag Yankee fans. There's something about it.
The sport's better when Yankees fans are. You know, they call it the Bronx cheer for a reason.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I don't have a problem with that. And Hank, I don't know.
No, you'd never see that kind of behavior out of New England fans. No.
They wouldn't throw beer on Tyreek Hill or anything like that. No.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Agreed.
We've been there before. Yeah.
Yep.

Speaker 1 PFT. Now that we're set.
My husband's. No.
Hold on. Before we do your spec, now that we're set, Astros, Nats.

Speaker 1 I'm afraid of the Astros. I was not afraid of

Speaker 1 the Yankees. Astros have been there before.
I'm afraid of Bregman. I'm afraid of Jose El Tuve.
He's a great player. He's very Tariq Cohen-like.

Speaker 1 And I'm scared of their starting rotation as well.

Speaker 1 Garrett Cole's about to shove.

Speaker 1 He's going to shove. I love saying that.
He's going to shove from the bump.

Speaker 1 Scherzer's going to shove, too. Scherzer's going to have a shove off.
Scherzer and Strasberg are going to twirl a gym.

Speaker 1 I think our starting rotation, you could make the argument is maybe better.

Speaker 1 It's deeper, but they're also

Speaker 1 our relievers. So

Speaker 1 they actually have a bullpen, which you might say is an advantage, but we've got the Skin Tangibles. So I'm feeling pretty good about the Nationals' chances.

Speaker 1 I'm a little bit afraid of the Astros if we can steal one. I saw a stat.

Speaker 1 Now, I might be making this up, but I'm pretty sure I'm not.

Speaker 1 If Fernando Rodney gets in a game in the World Series, he would have pitched for an AL and NL team in the World Series, both the ALCS, NLCS, and both the ALDS and NLDS. Great pitcher.

Speaker 1 That's pretty awesome. What a great player he is.
Stick around long enough, and you can just stay and just keep pitching for every team ever. Permission to be a loser? Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm just excited to be in the World Series. Oh,

Speaker 1 loser talk. I'm just excited to be there.
Yikes. Well, bleep that out.
That was bad. I'm excited.
You don't want that loser. As a lifelong Nationals fan, don't do that.
I'm just excited to be there.

Speaker 1 It sucks because we don't have any Astro fans that you can go back and forth with. Chaps.
Chaps. Chaps.
And J.J. Watt.
And J.J. Watt.
We'll start a fight with JJ. Yeah, so.
And DeAndre Jordan.

Speaker 3 There you go. Yes.
And James Harden and Russell Westbrook would not have cared less about the game.

Speaker 1 Russell Westbrook was on his phone in the bottom of the ninth.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 They didn't stand up when they hit the horn.

Speaker 1 I wouldn't know any guy who would sit front row and be on their phone for the entire game and not care about the game, but just care about being on TV. Nope.

Speaker 1 Especially not wearing those bright orange jerseys behind home plate. I'm going to keep talking if you keep talking.

Speaker 1 Are you sure who's back? My who's back of the week is the Jets. Yes.
The Jets are back. They're playing against the Patriots tomorrow night.
Tonight. Or tonight.

Speaker 1 And Greeny put out a video of him and his son in the kitchen, and his son was just reading through the entire schedule coming up for the Jets. Greeny was rattling off wins left and right.

Speaker 1 Greeny thinks that the Jets are going to make the playoffs. Despite Sam Darnold's mononucleosis.
Didn't he say they were done? Didn't he like cancel his Jets membership? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 This is like week two, though. Greeny, you have to understand this about Greeny.
He overreacts to things.

Speaker 1 And I'd rather Greeny overreact than underreact because Greene's entire life is basically one giant underreaction, unless it's about the New York Jets. Right.
In which case,

Speaker 1 he is the first to stand on the ledge, and he's the first to stand at the front of the float. And that's why I love Mike Greenberg.
I think the Jets are going to be competitive tonight. I'll say it.

Speaker 1 You don't think so?

Speaker 1 Oh, wow. Cocky Hank in the building.

Speaker 1 I think Sam Darnold adds a little bit of.

Speaker 1 Their season's over, but when you have a guy come back from mono and play the way he did against the Cowboys, a little pep in the step in the building.

Speaker 1 You know, I agree. Everyone's feeling a little more well-rested.
But Greene did mark this one down as a loss. Oh.
So he's not totally delusional. So

Speaker 1 what are they going to win out? What are they?

Speaker 1 One in four, five? Basically, it's going to come down to the last four.

Speaker 1 Last game of the season against the Bills, according to Mike Greenberg. Wow.
Okay. A repeat of that awesome game week one, 17, 16, or whatever the fuck it was.
Okay.

Speaker 1 My who's back

Speaker 1 is fall weather. This weekend was like the perfect fall weather.
And this is the time.

Speaker 3 You can mark it on your calendar.

Speaker 1 You can mark it on your calendar. But you know what I'm talking about.
That first weekend where it's like...

Speaker 1 You just want to eat the day. It's so good.

Speaker 3 Like in spice season.

Speaker 1 Perfect. Christian girl autumn.
Yes. It was a perfect 60 degrees outside the other day.
I just want to go, like, get a house in the woods, have a fire fire in my house, in the fireplace,

Speaker 1 you know, walk around my yard, just crunch leaves. Not have to walk on crunchy leaves.
Wisconsin or the Bears play? Nope.

Speaker 1 Wear a sweater, wear like a wool sweater, and drink 16 cups of coffee while I just stare at the trees.

Speaker 1 That's what I want. Drink 16 cups of coffee, stare at the trees, shit yourself.
Yeah. It actually sounds like a pretty good weekend.
Pretty nice. That's a plot of Walden, isn't it?

Speaker 1 Dude, when you can smell that fall weather. We were at Penn State and it was like the perfect day.
You know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 It could have just been out of the city for a day, and that's what it was. It was pretty nice here, too.
It was pretty nice here, too. I'd like to cancel wind.
Wind?

Speaker 1 I can deal with a little bit of briskness in the air, but once you throw wind, that's God farting on you.

Speaker 1 I hate wind, especially like through all the buildings when you turn a corner and you get your hat blown off. It's like you want to upset big wind, PFTA.
You ever have your hat blown off? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Humiliating. It's like you're in a cartoon.
It's like every, yeah, it's like nature is doing the height thing to me where they're doing the Tariq Cohen, but they just blew my hat off.

Speaker 1 Then you have to go chase it down the street.

Speaker 3 Or when it's going against a door and the door, it's super hard to open and you look like a weak little bitch, but it's really the wind. I can't relate.

Speaker 1 Damn. That was mean.

Speaker 3 What do you mean? I can't relate to that. No, I'm saying, has that ever happened to you? No.
Oh.

Speaker 1 I don't fuck with you.

Speaker 1 I don't mess with wind. Like, I don't.

Speaker 1 I don't. I don't say bad things about the wind.
I hate wind. Because the wind scares me.
I'm anti-wind. And the wind is always bad for betting overs.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's true. Yeah.
What's the name one good thing wind has ever done besides windmills? I was going to say,

Speaker 1 but the windmills kill all the birds.

Speaker 1 Nice wind on a hot day. A breeze.
Now we're talking about a breeze. I like the real wind.
Oh, sailboat. Okay, sailing.
I don't do it. Yeah, I'd rather be on a motorboat.
It looks cool.

Speaker 1 I'd rather play fun water sports on a motorboat. Sailboats look cool.
They do look cool. Ultimate Frisbee.
Feeling like you can throw a football forever. With the wind at your back.

Speaker 1 Yes, kicking a a field goal. Wind assisted 9.5, what is it, 9.5

Speaker 1 200-yard dashes?

Speaker 1 How about flying back from the west coast? And you do it in like four hours. You catch the jet stream.
Yep. That's wind, buddy.
That's wind. That's one good thing wind has done.

Speaker 1 That's a really good thing about wind. Besides that, wind hasn't done shit.
Yeah, nope. That's a really good thing about wind.
Okay,

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Speaker 1 uh i had a quick idea that i actually went we our eagles uh colleague our eagle fan colleagues roan and smitty were out there and they were bemoaning the eagles and i was bemoaning the the bears and we had the idea we have a good defense our quarterback's not great, you have a good quarterback, your defense stinks.

Speaker 1 Let's combine the Bears' offense and the Eagles' defense and get the first draft pick. And

Speaker 1 we can call it the Chiladelphia Beagles. That's pretty good.
That's pretty good, right? That's a good name. Yeah.
The Chiladelphia Beagles. I was talking to one of the

Speaker 1 cool ass Beagles. Snoopy, just sleeping on top of the cool ass Beagle, and he just dominates everyone.

Speaker 3 The name is so good that I feel like we need to pitch this to Paul Rabel and have it become the lacrosse team name.

Speaker 1 Ooh, I mean, that is a great lacrosse name. That's That's a much better lacrosse name than it is a football name.
That is. Chiladelphia Beagles.
Top cheddar.

Speaker 1 Triggs, can you please make us a logo for the Chiladelphia Beagles? I would like to start repping gear for the Chiladelphia Beagles because we play in a couple weeks. So what if we just

Speaker 1 a scrimmage? Yeah, it was a first scrimmage for how the game goes.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you just switch sides. You switch offenses and defenses.
Right, and then you can... Well, what would be the reverse?

Speaker 1 So, like you said, you know, you're joking like we could tank for the first pick by doing the bad parts. Yeah.
I want to win the Super Bowl with the Chiladelphia Beagles. The Fakago

Speaker 1 ears. Yeah, that's good.
Yeah, the Fukago ears. And it's just a big dick in someone's ear.
Yeah, I like it. Yep.
Perfect. Skullfox.

Speaker 1 So the Fukago ears will be the Bears' offense and the Eagles' defense. And the Chiladelphia Beagles will be the Eagles' offense and the Bears' defense.
I got the spread right now:

Speaker 1 Fukago plus 22.5.

Speaker 1 Fukago ears.

Speaker 1 Someone just draw this up. Make a whole roster.
Show me how good the teams would be. It'd be fucking sick.
All right. Let's do our

Speaker 1 football guy of the week. First up, we have Nick Sabin for telling his team that this is the time of year to get your piss hot.
To quote an old locker room saying. That is an old locker room saying.

Speaker 1 Get your piss hot. I fucking love that saying.
That's what they say in Clemson last year.

Speaker 1 What does that mean? You just gotta get your piss hot. You're angry.
Start doing drugs. You start doing PEDs.
Get your piss hot.

Speaker 1 Get your piss hot, man. How? You ever measure your pot? You gotta get angry.
You're gonna get going. Get your piss hot, man.

Speaker 3 I didn't know how you could physically make your piss hot.

Speaker 1 Well, like PFT said, Clemson is. Yeah, you just take a bunch of supplements

Speaker 1 from your neighbor in the locker room. Right.
But get your piss hot.

Speaker 1 Okay, next up, we have Minnesota holder and four-time cancer survivor Casey O'Brien getting his first career hold in a blowout win over Rutgers.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 have fun competing against that, everyone. Oh, oh, next one.
High school football coach Keenan Lowe for disarming a student with a gun in Portland, Oregon.

Speaker 1 So one guy stopped a school shooter and one guy has survived cancer. Four times.
Four times. You didn't have to forget the four times.
And also beat Rutgers. Yes.

Speaker 1 Which I think actually should that's you should beat Rutgers. Ah, by a lot.

Speaker 1 Update on Rutgers. Nunzio season not doing so well.
I looked at Nunzio. You know how many yards he threw for? Or his quarterback threw for last week? Yeah, it was one.
Again, this again?

Speaker 1 Two weeks in a row. Oh, that's actually now they're doing it on purpose.
They threw for one yard. I think they're doing it on purpose.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's awesome. That is pretty cool.
Yeah. Nunzio's got a next level.

Speaker 1 I almost feel bad for the award-winning listeners having to choose between the cancer survivor and the guy that stopped a potential school shooter. Well, here's the fourth one, and I love this guy.

Speaker 1 It's a kid who called in a bomb threat to he's the University of Alabama. Yeah, that's my bet.
Called in a bomb threat to Tiger Stadium.

Speaker 1 That was last Saturday between LSU and Florida because his friend was on the verge of losing a very large bet.

Speaker 1 That's a football guy.

Speaker 1 That's a football guy who's a degenerate gambler and knows that you just have to drastic times call for drastic memory.

Speaker 1 If you think that a little bomb threat is going to stop people in Louisiana from a football game, my friend, you have another thing coming.

Speaker 1 You should have threatened Mike the Tiger or a couple trees. Then they stopped the football game.
Yes, exactly. They will put on a manhunt.
People dying, okay.

Speaker 1 Mascots or trees? Uh-uh. Can't have it.
Nope. Yeah.
All right, so vote for football guy of the week on our pardon my take Twitter account.

Speaker 1 I may have been a little off on my Johnny Langan Rutgers stat because now I'm seeing one that says he threw for 48 yards.

Speaker 1 But I saw a tweet from Roger Sherman earlier this weekend saying that he threw for a yard. Again? Well, this is true.
He did throw for a yard last week. But he, no, that it was two weeks in a row.

Speaker 1 That's what the tweet said. So maybe it was before the game was over.
Maybe they're not taking into account

Speaker 1 stack yardage. I'm not sure.
Interesting. He did throw for a yard, but he also threw for 48 of them.
Yeah, so 47 more of them. Yes.
Yeah. Okay.
47 times better than he was last week.

Speaker 1 That's a little crazy. That's an improvement for Nunzio.
Nunzio, chill out, man. Air raid offense going at Rutgers.

Speaker 1 That program should just fold. Can you give the death penalty to a program for being so bad?

Speaker 1 No, I don't think that you can. Or just just maybe go to the FCS.
Rutgers should just start cheating like really badly and get caught intentionally

Speaker 1 so that NCAA just kills them. All right, since we're on college football, well, actually, let's do our last ad and then we'll do this.
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Speaker 1 There we go. All right.
Let's do a little college football. So, where do we want to start with college football? It was such a big weekend.
We had two get hurt. Yeah, let's go.
We had

Speaker 1 the sooner schooner crashed. We had Vanderbilt beat Missouri as a 21-point underdog.
Boy, Kansas almost beat Texas.

Speaker 1 I got a question for you. Army or Air Force and Y.

Speaker 1 Air Force and Y had so many points out on the island. Does it make it worse that it was a former Bears coach that beat you?

Speaker 1 I have no problem with Lovey. Yeah.
I like Lovey. Lovey does look cool.

Speaker 1 Lovey is the only guy that looks younger by growing out that white beard.

Speaker 1 He looks like he's 30 years younger. Lovey's firing from the Bears was a quintessential, like, it's probably time.
That was what it was.

Speaker 1 Both sides. It was a 10-win team when he got fired.
Yeah. So, yeah.

Speaker 1 You know who the real losers are of this weekend?

Speaker 3 Wisconsin, which we haven't said lost on Saturday. Hank and PFT.

Speaker 1 Because Hank and PFT didn't get to witness it. They didn't get to witness my heartbreak.

Speaker 1 And you guys really lost out. Because you guys like to see me die, and you didn't get to see it.

Speaker 3 I've seen you die so many times, though, it's like imprinted in my brain. So all I have to do is just, I can reimagine it pretty easily.

Speaker 1 You got to know what you're saying.

Speaker 3 My spank bank of Big Cat's death is like,

Speaker 1 so fucked up. The hank bank.
I love it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, I wish I could have been there to support you, not to make fun of you, to support you, and to log some more hours in my spank bank of Big Cat wanting to die.

Speaker 1 It was tough. The way that it happened was

Speaker 1 I'm actually at peace with it.

Speaker 1 Are you? Yeah, here's why. Here's why you said on these airwaves exactly how long we could go through.
No, no, I know.

Speaker 1 You're scared? No, that's why I'm at peace with it. My relationship with the University of Wisconsin Athletics is a relationship where I know what they're going to do before they do it.

Speaker 1 And at some point, when you have a relationship that's so deep-seated, you get stale. So I knew they were going to lose in a heartbreaking fashion this year.

Speaker 1 I knew my heart was going to get ripped out of my chest. I always know it's happening or going to happen.
I didn't know it was going to be this weekend. So I appreciate them keeping it fresh.

Speaker 1 It was like coming home and being like, hey, honey, let's try a new position. Let's lose this 31-point favorites in a fucking horrific fashion.
Just pulls up Illinois.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and it's like, fuck, why not?

Speaker 1 You've been married for, you know, 20 years. What the fuck? You've been over this.

Speaker 1 So, you're falling for it right now because if you had to pick a game to lose to still be in the national championship conversation, this is probably the one.

Speaker 1 Still control over the market. Because you can still beat Minnesota.
You can still beat Ohio State

Speaker 1 twice.

Speaker 1 And then you can have your heart ripped out from you in excruciating fashion, which I will make sure come hell or high water. I'm there for.
This is already, this is it.

Speaker 1 This season is, that's the other part of why I'm at peace, because once it happens, I no longer have to go through it again.

Speaker 1 Once they rip my heart out, that's why when the real, true, like terrible seasons are when they wait till the absolute end, this is almost a relief.

Speaker 1 Like, even last year when they lost to BYU, last year's team was terrible. They lost to BYU, which they shouldn't as 24-point favorites, wherever it was.

Speaker 1 That happened so early in the year that I was like, fuck it. We've already done this.
Like, we're good. It's happened.
I can tell behind you. You're terrified.
No, I'm bad. That ain't happened twice.

Speaker 1 We're going to lose to Ohio State.

Speaker 1 We'll probably play Ohio State pretty close because why not? You know what I mean? Like, we'll lose by seven or ten just so that everyone can say, ooh, they actually aren't that bad.

Speaker 1 Really, really sucks they losses. 31-point favorites to Illinois.
But yeah, I'm at peace. It feels good.
The relationship has been renewed. Wisconsin has broken my heart in a new fashion.

Speaker 1 I always know Northwestern's coming. I always know, you know, going to Evanston.
I always know Iowa's lurking. Minnesota last year was a new one because we hadn't lost them in 15 years.

Speaker 1 The Illinois one I didn't see coming, and I respect the hell out of it. You will never see somebody root harder for Wisconsin than when they play against Ohio State than I will.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then you will never see somebody who don't respect scumbags who cover up domestic assault. That's true.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 that's why I'm going to root for him and not because. And you don't go to China.
I can't wait to see them get their asses kicked by Oklahoma in the semifinal. No, we'll probably lose.

Speaker 1 If we beat Ohio State, we'll lose to Minnesota. That's how it will go.
Okay. So that's the calculation.
Give and take? Yeah. So, yeah, I mean,

Speaker 1 it was shocking. It was shocking, but

Speaker 1 I'm happy to be done with it. I feel it's like almost going to jail.
Like, I did my sentence. You're done.

Speaker 1 You're out. You're out on Wisconsin free.
I'm a free man. I can just enjoy their like.
It's actually a good thing. Above.

Speaker 1 They are mediocre plus. They're extra mediocre.
Like, they're above average, but not ever going to be good enough to be great. Probably Rose Bowl.
I would love to go to Rosebull.

Speaker 1 Rose Bowl is the fucking greatest place in the world to watch a football game. Some of my best memories are from there.

Speaker 1 Guess what? Wisconsin lost both those games, too. Listen, I think Paul Chris is the same guy that he's going to be able to get the team back on track and get them back into the team.

Speaker 1 What are you doing?

Speaker 1 At the end of the game,

Speaker 1 you're trying to bleed the clock, and he was just snapping the ball.

Speaker 1 Why were they doing that? He wanted to play more football? He lost his brain. He loves football.
I don't know. I tried to get extra snaps in there.
Yeah, the air was so beautiful.

Speaker 1 It was such a nice fall day. So, yeah, that's our college football.
Two did get hurt, though. That's a big thing.
Yeah, that actually kind of sucks. So he had surgery on his ankle, right?

Speaker 1 He did last year.

Speaker 1 But he didn't already have another surgery on his ankle? No, I don't think so. Okay, so.
I mean, if he did, then that's medically speaking. I don't think so.
His ankle is fucked.

Speaker 1 So he might be out at LSU, which

Speaker 1 would be kind of nice. Ooh, which would be kind of nice.

Speaker 1 I'm looking out. He has a high ankle sprain.
Yeah. Or, as Chris Long calls it, an ankle sprain.
That joke never gets old. That is good.
Um, when do they play LSU? November 9th? Two weeks from now.

Speaker 1 Ooh, yeah, okay. Mm-hmm.
So he might be out then, but then their quarterback, what's his new quarterback's name is Mac, right? Yeah, Tua's brother is the third string, I think. Oh, really?

Speaker 1 I'm pretty sure, which is awesome. Also, shout out Dana Holverson putting his son in for Houston.
I love that move. Yeah,

Speaker 1 Talia

Speaker 1 Taga Villoa. Now, is that just a guy that they recruited to make sure that they get Tua?

Speaker 1 Taolo Tagaloa,

Speaker 1 brother of Tua, commits to Alabama over Tennessee. This is an article from 2018.
So I think he is the third string. Mac Jones is their backup right now.
Mac Jones is a great backup quarterback name.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's not a good, that's not an Alabama quarterback name. But Mac Jones is a fullback name.
It's a cool backup name. Yeah.
But that, give me the other Tagliovo. I can't say that.
Tagliovoa.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Give me that guy.
How about Alabama's light show turning football into a rave? Why is everyone doing that now? That's everyone, though. As Georgia did it.
Yeah. Broncos did it on Thursday night.

Speaker 1 Yep. I don't like it.
I think in the SEC, it's just a signal to all your underclassmen that are in the stands. Now's the time to hit your flask.
Yeah. When the lights turn out real quick.

Speaker 1 Now's your time.

Speaker 1 I appreciate that. Yeah, all the recruits.

Speaker 1 Now's your time to jingle the new car keys you have of your sweet, you know, Lexus. Now's the time where the handshakes are exchanged with a couple of $1,000 worth of hundreds folded up in them.

Speaker 1 All right, let's finish up. We got a couple more topics here, segments here.
You have a NyQuil idea. I do, yeah.
So I've been sick. I've been fighting something off.
Wait, let me do it.

Speaker 1 Let me podcast you through it. Let me do it this way.
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Speaker 1 They always get us, hook us up when we go to a game. You might get hooked up on Friday night.
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What is your NyQuil idea? I had a NyQuill idea. I just woke up in the middle of the night last night with this idea stuck in my brain.

Speaker 1 I don't know how it got there, but it's an idea for like an athletic center or like just a gym. It's a gym that you can get a subscription to called

Speaker 1 the Jimmoji.

Speaker 1 Where all the kettlebells are like emoji faces, and it's for influencers.

Speaker 1 And the weights are labeled with the amount of hundreds hundreds that are on them with the red hundreds. Okay,

Speaker 1 I don't hate that. Yeah, what about the windows or the mirrors having cameras in them? What is the NyQuil idea? Yeah, Nyquil idea.
Oh, it took too much Nyquil. Got it.

Speaker 1 I drank NyQuil and then in the middle of the night I woke up and I was like, Jimoji. You RoboTrip.
That's perfect. You ever trip on Robotosson? Yeah.
Yeah, me neither. Not tripped on Robotus.

Speaker 1 We need neither vine. Good.
Right.

Speaker 1 I like this idea though. Yeah, I don't know where else to go with it besides you just you target influencers.
You get people you have to have

Speaker 1 here's what you do.

Speaker 1 You say you have to have over a hundred thousand followers to get a membership there, but then you let everybody in that applies and then they feel like they have over a hundred thousand if they're there.

Speaker 1 And then it just becomes a big thing of the people that don't have, that aren't influencers yet, networking with the actual influencers at the gym. I like that.
So it's for the little man.

Speaker 1 You should be able to let the dog accounts in too. Okay.
That works. That's done.

Speaker 1 Have a little agility course for them. Yeah, right.
I like this. Maybe a little,

Speaker 1 like,

Speaker 1 we could have an area where they can have their super healthy meal they're eating.

Speaker 1 And they don't actually have to eat it. They just take a picture.
Yeah. And then just move on.
They airdrop you the picture that they just took of your meal that you didn't eat. Right.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then they give you like some fries. This is it.
This is the jamoji. Yeah.
Okay. That's done.
Okay. I can only open one in New York and San Francisco and maybe LA.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I don't think this is a gym for

Speaker 1 Miami. Yeah, like I don't think this is a gym for Toledo, Ohio.

Speaker 1 not but yeah but well no or you can just say like it's New York Miami LA San Francisco but then open it everywhere like LA fitness people go there and they're like oh I feel like I live in the LA yeah exactly this is not put a plane emoji in your bio when you walk in the door you put a plane emoji and when you check in it puts a plane emoji and it puts it tweets it out for you and it says nyc plain jimoji yeah and then it says like all the all like instead of you know when you go to a weight room in college a football program and they have all the motivational stuff it's just it's just Instagram captions.

Speaker 1 So it's like if you can't handle me at my Manhattan Beach, you don't deserve me at my Soho. I like that.
Like I'm bi-coastal, baby. Yeah.
This is the live, laugh, love steamroom. Right.
Right.

Speaker 1 I like that. Like, yeah, yeah, okay.
That's hot.

Speaker 1 You, you in for it, Hank? Jimoji? Do you think you have enough...

Speaker 1 You have a K, right?

Speaker 1 You got the clout? Not a big deal. Yeah.
Sliding in.

Speaker 1 What movie have you been sliding in? No. Yeah.
I don't slide.

Speaker 1 You get slid on?

Speaker 1 Not even.

Speaker 1 Let me see your DMs. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Read your last three DMs out loud. This will be good.

Speaker 3 Same old. How are you? I'm sorry if I'm bothering you.
I couldn't tell you why I do it either. This is the only group I do it to.
That was from Yev from

Speaker 1 the store.

Speaker 3 My buddy David Cox replied to one of my stories and said, Legend.

Speaker 1 Were you being a legend?

Speaker 3 Not really, but

Speaker 3 I appreciate that. And then Die is Life.
Shout out to Die His Life Instagram, Beard Die Instagram account. They're going to send me some merch.

Speaker 3 So follow them and shout out to them for sending me the merch.

Speaker 1 Love it. Die.
Die is Life. Yep.

Speaker 1 This Badger fan texted me and said, hey, big cat, can you shoot me in the fucking face? I'm suicidal. That's bad.
That was your first time. I think he was just talking about the game, though.

Speaker 1 So it's not bad.

Speaker 1 It's okay. you know? It's cool.
My last DM.

Speaker 1 No, thank you, Marlins, man. She had a great time.
No, no, no.

Speaker 1 It's not what that was. Oh, fuck.
A lot of Ravens fans saying we're not frauds anymore. Still frauds.
Yeah, okay, you guys aren't. I said that.
All right, let's wrap up. Hank, this is your segment.

Speaker 1 Blame and Shame Media.

Speaker 1 Tom Brady's under attack. No, he's not.
Yeah, he is. He's not.
He is. He's so much under attack, he came up with the Blame and Shame Media.
He was under attack on Friday.

Speaker 3 Yeah, Friday night, there was a video that came out. He's in Paul Rudd's new show, and there's a scene.
Big hat, you watch it.

Speaker 1 You can probably explain it. I have no idea what you're talking about.
No, it looked bad.

Speaker 1 No, I watched it. It's the dumbest controversy of all time.
Because I didn't watch it.

Speaker 3 I saw the video. I was like, oh, this is weird.
But from what I've been told, anyone that watches the...

Speaker 1 Have you watched it yet? I have not watched it, but I've read the synopsis of it. Did I texted you? That, and I also fact-checked it.
So I can confirm. Trust my synopsis.

Speaker 1 Somehow, somehow, the most in-context thing of all time that looked like Tom Brady making fun of Bob Craft was actually out of context. Correct.
Which is amazing to me.

Speaker 1 Like, if you just watched it, you're like, how can this be anything other than what my eyes just saw? My eyes lied to me. Well, the problem I have with this is the person who tweeted it.

Speaker 3 Well, in the video, too, it's Tom Brady walking out of a spa.

Speaker 1 The spa. All right, so we'll back up.
Tom Brady's walking out of a spa. In the show.
In the show, Paul Rudd's like, oh, you've been here? He's like, yeah, six times.

Speaker 1 Someone tweeted it and was like, I cannot believe this clearly being like tom brady's making fun of bobcraft if you watch the show you didn't even make that connection because the joke is so clearly about tom brady so i hate the person who tweeted it's the producer of fellgren maz who's like the the troll radio station so that's all random okay so then i don't hate him because he was doing it on purpose because i thought maybe it was someone who was doing it actually saying he knew what he was doing okay so i don't know i no longer hate him retract okay the thing is i hate everyone who who who bought it and fell for it and looks stupid.

Speaker 1 Me.

Speaker 1 I feel stupid this morning.

Speaker 1 You feel like you're part of the blame and sheet meeting.

Speaker 1 Saturday morning, I had a BNS on my heart because I was like, this is, I'm part of the big problem out here because Tom Brady, somebody asked him a question about it at his locker.

Speaker 1 Blame and sheet meeting. And he looked like he was going to cry.
Yeah, he did. I've never seen Tom Brady look like that.
And all I have to say about that is I'm betting heavily on the Patriots

Speaker 1 tonight.

Speaker 3 Well, it's like, oh, I mean, the guy, like, he likes being acting. He likes outside of his NFL career, like, doing some thespian work.
And he does it, and all he does is get critical reception.

Speaker 3 Like, no one likes that.

Speaker 1 Who wants that as an actor? Oh, you thought he was too good in the role, and people were jealous.

Speaker 3 He was upset that he put all his time into his role, and no one was focusing on the role that he, the performance that he gave, but instead on the context, which was not relative to the performance.

Speaker 1 Do you think that Bob Kraft saw the clip and his heart broke a little bit? No, he came. He just nutted.
He's like, ooh, spa.

Speaker 1 He probably saw that and was like, Tom, I'm glad that you're able to make a joke about it. Let's go together sometime.
No, that's also one of them. That's like a challenge.
I've been

Speaker 1 meaning to invite you.

Speaker 3 That's also, it was a Twitter bubble thing where I'm sure

Speaker 1 you reached Robert Kraft. Right.
It's just crazy because when I watched the show and I didn't even think twice about it, because it's in context, it makes perfect sense.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I went back to Jim Murray's original tweet. Smart tweet.
He just put the thinking emojis. Oh, that is smart.

Speaker 1 So credit to him. He got the whole internet.

Speaker 1 I'm going to tip my cap. That's a smart move.

Speaker 1 All right. That's our show.
Joe Buck on Wednesday. Let's go.
Big guest guests coming up. Big guests in the next few days.

Speaker 1 I'm pretty excited because the next time you'll hear me, I will be celebrating a game one nationals

Speaker 1 series victory. Wrong.
Garrick Cole is going to shove. I already told you he's going to shove, but Shersh is going to twirl.
Shove more.

Speaker 1 Nope. Shove.
You know what you're talking about?

Speaker 1 Shove. I'm just happy to be here.
Love you guys.

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