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Cody Ko and Noelle Miller. If you don't know who those guys are, they are very, very funny.

that you YouTube videos. Think similar to Jimmy Tatro, who's one of our favorite guests we had a couple months ago.
They actually work with him in some stuff. So an interesting little bit of a different mid-July interview with those two guys.
Because of that, we have Mount Rushmore of YouTube videos, Firefest of the Week, and the return of Jimbo's. Let's go.
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He is Howard Dean as an NFL or as an NBA governor. I almost used the O word right there.
It was great. Like watching him at the introductory press conference, he just like explodes with energy.
He's got like, it strikes me as a guy that has like a taser hooked up to his genitals. Every time his heart rate increases beyond like 70 beats per minute.
Just keeps him going until he passes out. He is so much fun.
We predicted. I mean, it wasn't like a big prediction because everyone saw this coming.
But the Kawhi Leonard robot mixed with Steve Ballmer's over the top insane, insane energy is a match made in heaven. And it's Jay and Silent Bob.
Yeah, pretty much i need kawaii to show up for games in like a black leather duster yeah and then and steve balmer just going absolutely insane and on top of all of that i credit to steve balmer there's definitely like an owner cool that so shit excuse me fuck that out there's definitely a governor cool happens when a guy, you know, because a lot of these guys made their money either, you know, being nerds or whatever it may be. They buy a team.
There's a lot of money in being a nerd. Yeah, there is.
There's a shitload of money being here. Darren Revell will tell you every fucking day on his Instagram story.
So they buy a team. The first few years, they're still themselves.
Then they get a little cool. Mark Cuban.
Remember when Mark Cuban used to go to Mavericks games with baggy, terrible jeans and Maverick football jerseys? That look? Yep. Steve Ballmer, credit to him.
He still looks like he is ready to present the new update to Clippy in Microsoft 98 with his blue button-down shirt, khakis, and sweating through all of it. He definitely still works on slideshows in his spare time.
Even though he has like a million people that work for him that all do slideshows, he is still like, his home screen is like the PowerPoint website to make sure there's no updates for him to check into. Right, but you know what I mean? He hasn't gotten too cool.
No, he's not too cool. I hope he never, ever gets too cool.
I'm nervous. I can't wait for the Clippers to make a deep run in the playoffs to see how Ballmer talks about the officiating in between games if he gets screwed.
He'll cry. He'll cry.
He will just cry. And guess what? Adam Silver, you can't find a man for crying.
As a matter of fact, that's the last thing Adam Silver would ever do because he is on a full war against toxic masculinity. And mental health is a big issue.
Hashtag let Ballmer cry. I can just imagine it.
Yeah, he wouldn't have any coherent statement to make. He would just get in front of the mic, start to talk, and then just start bawling and sweating and saying how much he loves the guys and how they work.
That clip would work, work, work, work. He can't not give a Microsoft presentation from the late 90s in everything he does.
And he's got a great nerd body type, too. I don't know if you've noticed this about Steve Ballmer, but it looks like he wears a large from the shoulders to the bottom of the nipples.
His thorax is a large, and then everything else below that is like a double XL. And he wears these polo shirts that look like they were at one time full button-ups that he just had him together and got rid of the bottom buttons.
I love them. I love them.
I love them. So that was fun.
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It's going to be great content. Sometimes I wonder how many people that listen to Part of My Take have no idea what we look like whatsoever.
Because there's got to be a percentage of our audience out there, right? Yeah. That just doesn't know.
You probably are for the best not knowing sometimes but i'll say this today we look good yeah we look really good a lot of swag in this yeah you're rocking the hawaiian polo i'm rocking a collar shirt which is always first time whenever you have a collar on hank and i both are like you got court today yeah exactly what do you got i live a life of leisure how many of those shirts did you buy? A lot. Double digits.
Yeah. That's my style.
I'm just kidding. Listen, when you're overweight, you have a choice.
And the choice is lose weight or wear designs and patterns that shield your man tits. Do you feel like you're neglecting the shirts that you used to wear before you found the brand? No, this is more of a summer thing.
I mean, this is a seasonal. I'm not going to wear this in fucking January.
You look like a senator at a Jimmy Buffett concert. That's exactly the vibe I'm going for.
I want to be the guy. Like, if you see me, you're like, hey, that guy could either, you know, go have a margarita or smoke some really shitty wheat.
Exactly. That's a perfect image for you.
That is accomplished. I think I've just peaked as a human being all right so training camp yes we have the classic training camp what outfit slash vehicle do people come in jalen ramsey came in a brink's truck yes the packers are riding their bikes like they do every summer uh you've got matt fucking matt patricia oh it's so cute it's so cute matt patricia is crushing the arrival game this year he's got a motorized golf cart.
Half the divisions of the NFC North, it's becoming the division of carts. He's got LeFleur, who's out there driving his golf cart around with the Achilles injury.
When did Matt Patricia get hurt? It's just a constant state of, like, I don't feel great for Matt Patricia. I just saw it.
Wait, he got hurt? It feels like a bowling injury. Yeah.
He strikes me as a guy that at one point dropped a bowling ball on his foot this offseason. Didn't want to make a big fuss out of it.
Yeah. But he's showing up in a cart.
I want as many coaches as possible in that division to be driving around golf carts. Put, like, little balloons on them so it's like Mario Kart.
If you get hit by an errant pass, it pops one. If you hit him three times, practice is uh we had tariq cohen came in one of those uh very unsafe like weird cars the roadster where there's two seats and it's three wheels three wheelers scares the fuck out of me yeah i don't like that get rid of that i don't like that i mean it's probably more stable than a motorcycle big ben was driving those for years true true yeah tariki that yeah when you see a person driving one of those things you just think like okay nobody has ever resold one of those cars you just total it right you just drive it till it's done yeah please please get rid of that and then um we also metaphor for running backs career yeah true about it it's actually perfect metaphor we have um injuries and then also suspensions uh taylor luan from the tennessee titans uh he got popped for peds seems like he might be innocent so we'll just say we have his back yeah we got his back we got your back man he said that he took a polygraph too yeah he's prepared to turn those over i'm sure goodell will take that too those are always 100 he will yeah accurate he's pulling the oj defense right he'll spend the rest of his life looking for the real pisser.
Correct. So you got it.

We will also wake up every morning looking for it.

We got your back.

Also, Ezekiel Elliott holding out.

He was not on the plane to go out to – are they in Oxnard?

Yeah, they're in Oxnard. Oxford, California.

So he did not get on the plane.

We got plane watch, but there's a good chance that Ezekiel might just be on a no-fly list.

Yep.

Given his past indiscretions.

Don't want him touching stewardesses. Mitchell showed up carrying a cooler.
Mitchell did. He did.
Okay. That works.
I like that. I like the old school.
Did he, like, pack the lunch or something? Well, no. It depends because there's some teams that have sold out on training camp, and it's the worst, where they basically just do it at their practice facility, and then everyone gets to go home.
The old school, like the Bears still do it on a college campus so you guys you get guys like these 300 pound linemen walking in with toilet paper and fans yeah it's awesome that's the best that's training camp it's just they're just like us yeah the pictures i think you posted one of kyle long walking out there was the old picture of charlie whitehurst right yeah or no no kyle orton carrying a guitar with a led zeppelin shirt it's like that picture they got when they uh who'd they catch it was like danzig walking out from a store carrying a big bag of kitty litter yeah it's always funny to see like these legends just like us yeah there's millionaires like oh i need to bring my playstation and uh a bunch of you know like a bunch of like diet cokes yeah and they're like yep first day So he brought it. Was it a night schooler at least, or was it like a classic Coleman? Yeti.
Oh, Yeti. So that was maybe an ad deal? Yeti seems like that's a classic gift for a quarterback to give his offensive linemen.
True. Yeti doesn't need to pay people for ads.
Oh, they're like one of those? They're above it? I'd like to get to that point. They're the opposite of Red Bull? Yeah.
That's when you know you made it. No, Red Bull doesn't either.
They just give people Red Bull. Right, and they're like, you have a shitload of followers, will you just tweet it out? Well, they're just like Dana Holgerson's still alive, and he's just a walking advertisement for us, so we don't need to pay anybody.
Sometimes I think about that guy. Coach Dana, I think about him all the time.
He's the story of my life. Yeah.
Best friend. I was watching Get Up this morning, as is protocol in my household.
Okay. And Greeny was on there, and Greeny was lighting it up, as usual.
He had Booger giving their training camp takes. And I'll just say, like, seeing the footage of the players out on the field with Greeny reacting to it and Booger reacting to it, my T-levels are at an all-time high.
Oh. I am so ready.
Like, we got real football news going on right now.

I was watching that, and then I opened Twitter, and then Greeny retweeted his wife, who was

on an airplane, watching Greeny on Get Up.

Nice.

Relationship goals.

Human centipede of Greeny.

Yes.

Just where you want to be.

Exactly.

That's Nirvana for you.

I want to be at the end of that centipede, because they eat very clean.

They're very healthy people. All right.
Should we do Fyre Fest we do our fire fest? Oh, one more point. Yeah.
I thought we weren't doing it because of Jimbo's. No, we're doing no.
We'll do fire fest is not in place of Jimbo's. We'll kick Jimbo's in at the end.
Jimbo's are the end. Isn't a fire fest essentially just a Jimbo? Well, that's the people.
Yeah. So we'll do our fire fest.
Got it. It's their Jimbo's.
But I wanted to address big controversy brewing at Giants training camp already.

Uh-oh.

Fans are chanting for Daniel Jones.

That's fucked up.

And who can blame them?

This guy is a walking bundle of energy.

He's the future of the franchise.

I think we're all behind Daniel Jones here.

That's fucked up.

You know what?

That actually might be a plant from Archie to motivate Eli.

Just wake him up. That's not a bad idea.
Just r cage i was actually this is going to be bad news for daniel jones if he does get the starting job just because of archie yeah because the big cash cow they've got it's going to be tough to like believably market game worn fake eli manning merchandise if he's the backup quarterback yeah no they'll find a way i'm sure they'll find a way uh get him in for spot duty at the end so that they can sell those fucking yeah they'll get yeah they'll get him in for what yeah or maybe get him in for a wildcat play you know he's out wide just i'll say this eli manning would be an excellent wildcat quarterback where your job is to just stand up and look like your mom lost you at the mall yeah and get one yard yeah that's exactly what a wildcat quarterback needs to do um all right before we get to fire fest a quick word from uh this is kind of funny we were talking about peds uh the boys it's an amazon tv series ah yeah so superheroes everybody loves them they swoop out of the sky and save the day they give out they give you that warm cozy feeling that everything will be all right but But what if superheroes weren't all they seemed? What if superheroes embraced the darker side of their massive celebrity and fame, abusing their abilities and manipulating the public, recklessly vain, ego-driven, image-obsessed, and all on a quest to gain limitless power? Who would stop them? That's where the boys come in, a ragtagag group of vigilantes the boys are out to save the world from the good guys they're not doing this from the goodness of their hearts they've got bones to pick with the soups they're ready to expose the truth and they're willing to fight dirty to get the job done our heroes have no idea what's coming for them based on the best-selling graphic novel, the Amazon original series The Boys premieres July 26th only on Amazon Prime Video. So check that out July 26th.
Firefest, Hank. And then we'll do our Mount Rushmore.
All right, I have a few. The first one is that I thought we weren't doing Firefest.
But thankfully, my life is a Firefest. So I am moving next week.
Originally, the place that I moved into. No, they told me that I could move in.
I can move in. No, I don't need that.
Well, I do need movers, but that's not the issue. He'll buy some pizza.
He told me that I can move in like July 29th, and my lease ends July 31st. So I was like, that's the plan.
Then yesterday, my building told me that the person who owns the building has a friend living there. So I can't move until August 1st.
But my building currently is telling me I have to be out July 31st. So you have everything up.
You have to move out at 1130 at night and then drive over and move in at 1230 in the morning. You get a truck.
You put everything in there and then you just park it overnight.'ve had to do it it sucks or you just it's terrible just yeah it's terrible it is terrible but that's what you're gonna have to do you just put it all in a u-haul and then park it somewhere safe for the night and then move in the next day it fucking sucks i've done it just sleep in your truck too sorry because i'm just gonna have to do it a moving company might be able to handle that they probably deal with that stuff all the time so yeah they might be able to do it so yeah figuring that out is my fire fest do you have enough for a moving company that's not i mean i hope that didn't talk about money no no no things possessions no like hank's possessions oh how many possessions do you have gained some cabinets okay like heavy you cabinetry? I've acquired cabinets. Whoa.
So the place would fall off the back of a truck? One was pre-built and one I put together. Well, prefab? The place you're moving into doesn't have a cabinet in the kitchen? No, like clothing cabinets.
Oh. Oh, dressers.
Dressers. Okay.
Yeah. An armoire.
Piros. To put your body plates in.
Your shirts. So, how many? Two of them? What else? TVs.
Got multiple TVs. No big deal.
No big deal. A lot of clothes.
A couch? It's mostly for the t-shirts if I'm being honest because the amount of t-shirts that you acquire working at this job, it's astronomical. But my point is he doesn't have...
Correct me if I'm wrong. It's not like you're moving a big dining room table and a huge sectional couch.
You might be able to life hack this thing. We'll talk off air.
This is exactly why I never plan on moving. Even though I don't really like New York that much, I hate moving more than I hate New York.
This is also the first time... Did you move like a year ago? I moved two years ago.
Oh, okay.

This is the first time in my life I've ever had. And my landlord keeps raising

the rent and I'm like, fuck it. Rent's too damn

high. Yeah, I guess I'll have to stick

around because I'd rather not move.

When I moved here, I literally put my stuff in the back

of Big Cat's car because I was moving into a loft.

So I had like a small car's worth

of stuff and then I borrowed your car to move last time.

I've never moved for real.

Small? It's a compact SUV but it's still, it still a little bigger than small. Sounds like an average SUV.
No, it's small. It's fucking small.
Dude, the compact SUV world is such a fraud city. Yeah, because it's just a car.
And then you actually don't have as much trunk room as you would in a normal car. You put a dog in it and it's already crowded.
You get to feel just like a little bit taller than everybody else driving around. That's basically what you get.
All right. Any others? No, that's it.
Okay. PFT, what do you got? Okay.
My fire fest of the week is I agreed three months ago to play in a rugby tournament next weekend. And I forgot about it until like last week.
And then people started making travel arrangements. And I haven't played rugby in about three years, and I haven't really kept my body in shape over those three years.
I've got two shoulders that need surgery that I forgot about. If I come back the Monday after this tournament with no broken bones, that will be a tremendous success.
I'm putting you on pre-alert for handicap PFT. Just don't go.
We've talked about this. You said you already paid for the house that you guys rented.
That means you can more so don't go by saying, hey, guys, I'll still pay for it. That's my favorite spot to be in when I cancel like a bachelor party.
And I'm like, well, I already paid. So you guys can't even be mad at me.
So the thing is, I know I told you that I had paid. I plan on paying.
So pay and don't go. I haven't paid just yet.
Pay your own penalty fee. But I will be paying for it.
I will just not go. It's going to be bad.
And a rugby tournament like this is like a fire fest because it's in a tiny town. There are going to be like tents and weird hotels set up that normally don't accommodate a lot of people.
There are going to be shitty meals out at the field. Sounds awesome.
My game plan is maybe play for the first 20 minutes, fake an injury, and then a nice move is you get too drunk on accident. Oh, I had too many beers, so I can't play.
And then you just sit on the sidelines the rest of the time. Yeah, or just don't even play.
Just get too drunk. Skip the fake injury.
I'll just stay drunk the entire weekend. Just show up hammered.
Yeah, my liver, my liver's hurt. Yeah, I'm throwing up.
It must be allergies. You got any others? No, that's a pretty big fire fest.
That's a big one. Yeah, no, that's a big one.
I am going to go, and I'm probably not going to like it. That's the stupid part.
All right. My Fyre Fest is, since we're like halfway through the summer, I got my email for my pickup basketball game that runs in the fall and the spring and see who's in.
And I think it's a joke, but the guy who's running it said, we're going to bring back shirts and skins. Okay.
I like it. I think it's a joke.
You just have to get there early enough to make sure you're on shirts every time. I don't think I can play if it's shirts and skins okay i like it i think it's a joke you just have to get there early enough to make sure you're on shirts every time i don't think i can play it the shirts and skins now i think it's a joke so there's always an outlet for that like sometimes when i played shirts and skins you get the guy that's wearing the white tank top the wife beater no that that kind of counts no you have to go shirts and skins what if we get you one of those t-shirts that's just like a naked lady's body oh fuck in your skin Dude, that is the worst.
It's a joke. It's got to be a joke.
But it is a fire fest because I'm actually sitting here saying I cannot play basketball anymore if it's shirts and skins. Here's what you do.
You offer very generously to buy jerseys for the entire league. Dude, or the thing I've thrown out every time is why doesn't everyone bring a dark shirt and a light shirt? You can do that.
And it's easy. But everyone's like, maybe we'll go back to Jersey.
If you get a sick design for a jersey, then you can just show up and be like, hey, here's what we're doing. Yeah, but then I have to keep track of a jersey.
And you know you'd lose it. That's true.
Every Saturday morning, I'd wake up just furiously looking for my jersey that I can't find because I don't know where I put it because I never put it in the same spot. And then everybody else has to remember their jerseys no chance um all right should we do our mount rushmore hank you ready all right so this is the mount rushmore of youtube videos in honor of having cody co and noelle miller on the show their interviews coming up they're two really really funny comedians tubers tubers uh so we thought it would be a perfect time to do it.
I can't believe we haven't done this.

Yeah.

This seems like a no-brainer one that we just missed.

I think at one point we did Mount Rushmore of early internet videos.

Okay.

Which is a little bit different than YouTube videos.

Yeah.

Well, you know what?

We're at the point now where if we repeat.

We also, we're definitely going to do Mount Rushmore of Mount Rushmore's again.

Yes.

Enough time has passed.

Yes, absolutely.

All right.

A lot of people don't know that we did it. Yeah, with SVP.
Mm-hmm. And Stanford Steve.
Mm-hmm. Shout out Stanford Steve.
Okay, Hank, you have the first pick. All right.
First pick. I mean, again, this is all like personal stuff, obviously, but the first video that I watched over and over again, know all the words for Unforgivable.
Unforgivable. Unforgivable.
Yeah, I remember that guy. Unforgivable number one.
That's just Unforgivable. Yeah.
Yeah, I remember that guy. Okay one that's just unforgivable yeah yeah i remember that guy okay okay good pick we'll try to by the way we'll try to slip in a few clips from uh some of these videos into the audio here all right so i got the fur my first pick there's a lot of fucking good videos out there i'll go with with a classic.
I'll go with Boom Goes the Dive. Let's check out the highlights.
Steven Jackson's David. Reggie Miller's looking good.
He shoots a three, and it's good.

Later, he gets the rebound, passes it to the man, shoots it,

and boom goes the dynamite.

Is that yours?

That's mine.

Well, that would have been a good pick, BFD.

I know.

Boom goes the dynamite, my first pick.

This is what happened last time.

Now I'm playing on tilt.

I've got to substitute.

Get yourself back together.

I've got to substitute.

Okay. I'm going to go with Get yourself back together.
I've got to substitute. Okay.

I'm going to go with, this is a classic one.

Okay.

I hope.

I'm just going to go with never going to give you up.

The Rick roll.

The Rick Astley.

Got it.

Okay.

Yep.

So many people have been pranked.

Always funny.

Still funny to this day.

Never annoying.

Never been annoying.

I'll be honest.

I never understood the origin of that.

It's just a video that people started to use.

No one knows what it means.

It's not.

It still goes a little bit.

I'll put it this way.

It had a longer run still being funny than you would expect.

Correct.

It was like crying Jordan.

But it is a classic.

Yeah.

It is a real classic.

Yeah.

My second one, I'm going to go with Keyboard Cat. keyboard cat oh good one i had that on there keyboard cat and obviously the the sequel or yeah the sequel with uh haley joe osman which we brought up to with our interview with him.
Yeah, when it's Walker told me I had AIDS. Okay.
I'll go with... I'm going to go with Latarian Milton.
That's one of my all-time favorites. That's his name, right? Who? Are you serious right now, Hank?

Which kid?

Is that the I Just Want to Do Hood Rats?

Yeah, Hood Rats.

Okay, yeah, yeah.

That's a good one.

Yeah, sorry.

The name of the video is

7-Year-Old Takes Car on Joyride.

Yeah, his name is Terry Mouton.

But it's Mount Rushmore YouTube video.

Okay, so there you go.

That's the name of the video.

What is it?

7-Year-Old Takes Car on Joyride.

I Just Want to Do Hood Rats Things with My Friends.

I want to do it because it's fun. It's fun to do bad things and drive into a car.
Well, did you know that you could perhaps kill somebody? Yes, but I wanted to do hood rat stuff with my friends. No, I like doing hood rat things with my friends.
I just wanted to do hood rat things with my friends. And then my friend, he smokes real cigarettes.
Yeah, and he just was so not remorseful at all and just a funny, funny fucking kid.

And then I think he got arrested later on in life, which sucked.

I mean, yeah, I'm not surprised.

Okay.

I mean, he was stealing cars at seven years old.

Yeah, but maybe that was the moment they got him.

Well, he took his grandmother's car, Hank.

Yeah.

I'm just saying the signs were there.

It's different.

I think that's fair, actually.

Wait, you put a pre-crime on them?

The signs were there. No, it was crime.
It was crime, crime. It was crime, crime.
Crime, crime. All right, so I had that one.
I will go with Leroy Jenkins, HD, 1080p. That's a lot better than we usually do.
All right, thumbs up. Ready, guys? Let's do this.
Leroy Jenkins! Okay. Classic.
Yep. Leroy Jenkins.
Leroy Jenkins. That screamed that in high school for like all the time.
Obnoxiously. You? Yeah.
Shocker. I can imagine.
And then Greg Jennings, broken leg, scores on the Saints. Greg Jennings caught that shit.
He's probably the last player of the game. But, though, earlier, dude, the nigga broke his fucking leg.

How is he running with a broken leg?

Look at this nigga holding his shit, dude.

Dog, he put the team on his back.

Dog, let's go inside the mind of a Greg Jennings.

Dog, I got to do this shit.

I put the team on my fucking back, dude.

My leg broke.

I don't know how the fuck I'm running right now, though. I'll do this shit for Madden.
Oh, shit. Darren Sharper.
One of the most hardest-hitting safeties in the league. But I put the team on my back, dude.
Fuck it. You can't stop me.
Cross the plane. Touch team on his problematic now with darren sharper in there hardest hidden safety in the league the marshall lynch one is great too yeah um okay i'll go with i'll go with antoine dodson okay what is it what is the what is the What is the line? Hide your kids, hide your wife.
Yep. Well, obviously we have a rapist in Lincoln Park.
He's climbing in your windows. He's snatching your people up, trying to rape them.
So y'all need to hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband because they're raping everybody out here. He says something else after that? Yeah, he says some things that you can't say.
Okay, we'll put that in so we didn't say it. Now, he said it.
He's fighting against the Bengal Boss guy. See, that's the best part about the old YouTube is like if you got viral, you became a celebrity forever.
You were really, really dumb. Yeah, you were dumb.
You were really, really dumb. All right, so now I got two wrapping around the snake.
I'm going to go with... So I've got my last two.
All right. I'm going to go with Chocolate Rain.
Okay. Tay Zonday.
Okay. Banger of a song, if we're being honest.
Okay. And then my last one is going to be Sean Taylor bodying up the punter.
Brian in the Pro Bowl okay with the Japanese version okay on at the end of the announcers freaking out after the hit okay okay my last pick now what do I do Hank I so I'll explain the problem I'm in PFT there's one video that I love more than any other video on YouTube. The person in the video has recently unblocked me and said that I have no more chances left.
If I mention it here... You want me to mention it? No, no, no, no.
Because I think even you mentioning it might get blocked. I'll get blocked.
No, I think I'll get blocked too. I think that that's how the block hammer works with this person.
You're already going to get blocked just going down just for even saying this so let me just say that is why i'm leaving this that's why i'm not saying this video okay because i he also said that he would come on part of my take and i think for the betterment of this show i will take a bullet here and not say what i want to say okay and at no point will I say it.

At no point.

Okay.

My last pick.

I will go with

Zombie Kids Likes Turtles.

Back here live at the Waterfront Village

with my friend, the zombie,

Jonathan. You're looking good.
Jonathan just got

an awesome face paint job

what do you think I like turtles all right you're great zombie and the uh reporter just being like I fucked up so bad interviewing this kid is her face just makes it makes it I don't know see I'm gonna go with my actual pick I could go with a pandering pick but I'm No, go with whatever you want.

The Wiz Khalifa ATL Freestyle.

Okay.

Okay.

Liam is saying yes. If you know what video I'm talking about.
That might have been. You know what you just did? You know what Hank just did, PFT? What? He pandered, but we're too old to realize he pandered.
I don't know how that's a pandering pick. Right.
He went. No, no.
I could have. I was going to do.
Wait a minute. Is it over now? Yeah, it's over i was gonna do i was gonna do i was gonna do drinking out of cups oh which is more of a general general well-known video the way liam nodded means that hank just did the he just has he hate us he's like i'm not gonna pander then he pandered to a younger audience that we aren't aware of oh so he threw us off yes he pandered yes i agree he fake pandered.
Yes. I agree.
He fake pandered.

He's like, oh, guys, I'm not going to pander.

I'm not going to pander, but here's a pick that you guys are too old to know about,

but everyone else will.

Mia Khalifa spits hot fire.

Yeah.

Cool, Hank.

Yeah.

Okay. We all get that one.

All right.

Mrs.

Drinking out of cups.

Drinking out of cups.

Grape Lady.

Grape Lady.

Grape Lady was the first YouTube video I think I ever watched uh it's like 2004 okay goes entire catalog okay they put out like three videos in a row they did the treble one then they did the one where they're like doing the rube goldberg machine yep uh dramatic chipmunk yeah that's a good one george brett shooting his pants see i didn't know is that like a you known as a uh YouTube video or not? I think it is. I have no idea.
Don't both slice Kimbo slice. Just the whole, his whole, that was some directory though.
Yeah. His whole catalog.
Salad fingers. Well, I don't know if I remember salad fingers.
No, I don't know if I remember salad fingers. It was kind of, it was like a weird trippy cartoon.
The entire genre of ASMR, now that I think about it. Of Hitler reacting to things.
Yes. Santa getting shot.
You guys know that one? I don't know that one. Oh, the fucking...
Who else seen the Leprechaun say yeah? Yeah, that one. Oh, fuck.
Santa getting shot in Washington, D.C. He's walking down the street, like, waving to people, and he just gets shot by a pellet gun in his ass.
I have not seen that. He's like, ow! It was very...
Yeah,, I know. He's doing the news report.
And then all of a sudden, he just breaks characters. David After the Dentist.
Goddamn, huh? Uh-huh. That's a little PG for me.
No big deal. Yeah, yeah.
I didn't put that one. I didn't put Charlie B.
Charlie B. My finger.
Don't tase me, bro. Don't tase me, bro.
Oh, here's one that I contemplated. Leave Britney Alone? Yep.
That's one. The best street party kid.
Corey Worthington from Australia. Yes, that dude.
His famous glasses. Absolute legend.
Now I'm not going to take these glasses off. Yeah.
Have me throw the party. Why don't you, Paul Joyce, to me for bringing me on your stupid show.
All right, so I'm sure we left a bunch off. You can tweet us which ones we missed.
Winnebago Man was the other one. That's good.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, Winnebago Man.
The Alabama Leprechaun.

That's a big mess.

We sold shirts.

Yeah. We still do.
Did you guys see the Will It Blend segment? Yeah, yeah. That they used to do.
It was a recurring thing. And it wasn't that great, but I'll be damned if I didn't watch every single one to see if it was going to blend.
Yeah. Deep Cut, the K-Stross guy.
Do you remember him? He's basically a comedian that got on local access news channels and said he was a yo-yo master. Yeah, experts at different things.
One of the funniest things, one of the funniest video series. He just basically showed up and would just suck at it.
And everyone was like, is this guy for real? He just hacked his way into these things. All right, so we'll put that out there.
Tweet us which ones we missed. Let's get to our interview.
We have Cody Ko and Noel Miller on the show talking about YouTube, talking about their comedy career. Very fun interview with those guys.
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All right, back to part of my take. Okay, here they are, Cody Ko and Noelle Miller.
Okay, we now welcome on Noelle Miller and Cody Ko. What's good? They are, yeah, oh, shit.
You guys have very good camera awareness. We lack that entirely on the show.
Should I say you guys are tubers? How do you... Because you guys are very funny guys and you are really good at critiquing the bad parts of the internet.
So then to introduce you as tubers kind of seems lame. Oh, thank you.
Right? As professional YouTubers. Yeah, I mean, like, yeah, I would say on the other show we describe ourselves as the bad boys of the internet.
Okay. I like that.
That's good. Well, we're going to have a bad boy turf war.
Yeah, I know. But they said, too.
Basically, our producer, Hank, said that you guys are us, West Coast us without the sports. Oh, okay.
Fair enough. So, yeah.
When we talk talk about sports it's just like more curling and yeah yeah yeah or i talked to him about mma and his eyes go glass and i'm like yeah let's talk about dicks okay that's really what happens yeah so you ufc guy uh yeah yeah i love him yeah here we go yeah what are your thoughts on greg hardy he fucking sucks bro i don why they give him a... We were saying that.
It would be nice to just have him get his ass kicked, right? I just want to see him put him in the ring with a bunch of wolves or some shit. Cave a skull in.
Yeah, why does Dana give him a chance? Yes. Get him out of there.
That's our UFC talk. Don't worry about that.
So YouTubers. I feel like sometimes YouTubers get a bad rap, although it's kind of deserved at times, but just the name YouTubers.
Yeah. It's like a lame title, right? Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, we are YouTubers, but now we do a lot more than that.
Podcasts, tiny meat. We do music.
We do live shows all the time now, so it's entertainers, I would say. I like your song, Short King's Anthem.
Oh oh thank you as a fellow short king myself it's like yeah we've gotten a bad rap for a long time it's like you know we can suck a titty standing up i like that exactly it's very nice yeah it's dope and then bagel boss went fucked it all up he did he really he set us back three 300 years well he's also declared himself to be the mlk of short people i don't't know if you saw that. Let's back that up.
That was a bad one.

So, yeah, we have to disavow.

We have to uniformly, all us real short kings, disavow Bagel Boss Man.

Yeah.

I looked up.

I was looking up.

Don't ask me why.

Successful short dudes.

And, like, top ten was, like, Genghis Khan.

Hitler, Napoleon.

Yeah, I was just like, oh, shit.

All the most horrible people.

Just angry short dudes. Yeah, we're tiny, dude.

James Madison, though. There you go.

He wrote the Constitution. There you go.

Shout out.

So I wanted to

talk quickly about

the transition from Vine

to YouTube that you guys made.

Because Vine, every now and then, I'll

actually sit back and just be like, man, I miss Vine.

That was a whole world that I feel like we don't even have any of the content from it anymore. Yeah.
It's like you have little like floating bits of it. But no, it's not like that.
Yeah. I mean, I miss it.
Yeah. It definitely was like – yeah, there's definitely still like a gap like where Vine used to be.
Right. Like nothing has filled it.
Rightok maybe like there's like there's a couple good videos on tiktok now those people are so weird god damn most of it is fucking bizarre if you buy an android phone it's preloaded on there right that's why you get that's why you get the weirdest fucking people it's like the it's like the u2 uh song that they gave everyone when they bought like an ipod yeah yeah is I don't want that song I remember fucking Windows 98 or 2000 XP was preloaded with Beck yes what the fuck I don't want this it actually surprised me that nobody's recreated Vine it seems like it would be a pretty simple app to like just redo right because people loved it I think for the most part Vine was a popular app it's just Twitter didn't want to keep it up you know what i feel like vine was it was just like shareable snapchats like people would post shit that now they would they would not want lasting forever but that's what was good about vine is someone with like 100 followers would be like look at me bashing the cigarette on my boyfriend and then yeah a million trillion plays there's a there's there is a second version i think that the guy who found that it is working on. He was working on it, then he shut it down, and now he's back working on it again.
So, I don't know. It'll be interesting to see.
It feels like the biggest gap is the whole Vine stars. The people who became super famous for these six-second clips and then never had something else.
You know what I mean? They're lost as well. You guys obviously went to YouTube.
Podcasts are successful in a million different ways. I feel like there's a whole group of people who are super successful on Vine, and then history has just lost them.
Yeah, I mean, like, we started in MagCon. That's how we got our start.
Do you know what MagCon is? No. You don't know what MagCon is? Now I feel like a loser.
No, no, no. Let's talk about UFC again, Cody.
Yeah, bitch. Trust me, you're cooler for not knowing what this is.
Now, MadCon was a weird thing where they took basically a bunch of fuckboys from Vine. It was some dude, and he made a touring business out of these.
It was like a boy band with no music. He was like the Lou Pearlman of Vine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Making money off all their names.
I like it. I like the business model.
Yeah, and he took these young dudes around, and he would just sell meet-and-greet tickets, and it was real creepy. No.
And they were always at the convention rooms at the Hilton and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah.
And then girls would line up to meet them, and then they would do this thing. They had a lot of moves, right of moves they were pretty sick but they had one where they would wrap their hands around someone's face and put the thumbs on the lips and then kiss so it's not actually on the lips is it a real thing this is what the world has missed like Like Vine is.
What a great idea.

God damn.

Was that run by the same guy that started that apartment complex that he just rented out to Vine stars?

I remember reading an article about that. Oh, the one on Vine Street? Yeah.
Yeah. No, no, no.
I think it's a different dude. Or maybe the same.
Maybe I'm wrong about that. R.I.P.
Vine. So do you guys, you guys obviously like live online and a lot of your, you know, this is cringe videos that you put up are talking about the internet and the weird culture on the internet.
Sorry for the sirens. We have a sweet-ass studio where you can just hear sirens every single second.
That's not good, man. Do you guys ever get bummed out looking at the internet too much? Because that happens to me every now and then where I'm like, man, this sucks.
Yeah, I mean, like, I don't know. No.
No? You don't? Still do it. Okay.
Good. That's a good answer.
Yeah, I think I've seen too much. We had, for instance, on last show, someone tweeted that they figured out that the office, every character except Jim, Pam, and Oscar voted for Trump, and now he's, like, depressed about it like, really? You're at this point where the internet depresses you this much? It's such a weird concept to me to have the internet fuck your brain up so much that you can hate something you used to love.
And I feel like that's how you get deep into the internet. You get to these people where it's like, how is this real world? Yeah, I mean, like one thing that kind of, I guess, like would start to bum me out is when I'm like digging too hard for things to like.
Like that's what this format sort of like requires you to do. Yeah.
And like after a while, it's just like. So that's why we've started making like different types of videos and stuff like that.
And, you know, making more music and stuff because it's like it's more fun than just digging for videos to make. you know right yeah right you get to a point like depress you a little right you get to a point where you get to almost like too deep into the internet these people are real yeah yeah yeah you ever have a conversation with a friend who is not online at all and then you realize how trivial and inconsequential some of the shit that you care about oh is.
There was something. I think USA Today had a front page article last week about what a wife guy is.
So there's this trend on the internet of people making content out of their wives. A wife that fell down a cliff the other week.
Oh, yeah. The wife that got an email sent to them.
And they call these guys wife guys now, which I guess really are just husbands. But it's got an internet term for it now and there's an article on the front page of usa today and if you weren't online and you read that you would be like what fucking world am i living in like sometimes you get too down into the weeds to like really understand how fucked up your brain gets online you know yeah yeah yeah definitely we it it's funny now because as people watch like you know us like reactive videos and stuff and they'll send us stuff and say you guys should react to this and it's just like some person with like a thousand subscribers who's maybe just like a little clueless or like not self-aware and it's like he just wants to blow this guy's life up and right and yeah like yeah what he's doing is weird but jesus christ they're not just gonna look at this moron over here right right you have some responsibility finding that line um how much you guys are both from canada how much has that helped uh you know like critique i guess internet culture is internet culture yeah but i feel like a lot of this is americans being very very weird yeah i'm like fake canadian oh okay i was born in toronto but to LA like really young okay you're like Kawhi yeah yeah pretty much Cody you're real Canadian yeah I'm a real yeah you're all the way there yeah yeah is the Canadian internet different is it the same it's just everything ends in .ca that's weird instead of .com it's fucking bizarre really weird that's the wild what are the Canadiananks? Just like paying too much for somebody's coffee at Tim Hortons.
Paying for someone's Tim Hortons. Yeah, exactly.
That's what it is. A moose in your backyard.
Yeah. I actually saw an awesome moose content video the other day.
Just a moose chilling out in the Canadian front yard. Yeah.
In a sprinkler. It was so hot that the moose was just laying down on a sprinkler.
Yeah, we get that all the time. They're like deer pretty much.
No. I have seen moose like plenty in like Banff and shit like that though.
Oh, here's a bad one. And they're huge.
Yeah. Was the Canadian Snow White just moose instead of deer? They replaced Bambi with a moose.
Disney just doubling down. You can honestly tell me anything about Canada and I'll believe it.
Yeah, I know that it's only a couple hundred miles away, but you could seriously be like, oh oh yeah moose are actually the ones that animate all the cartoons yeah elephants yeah i'm curious with this because i think we have a similar feeling of at what point were you like yo this is actually a job and we can do this full time because we kind of got we went ass backwards into this profession and eventually along the way way, we're like, wait, this actually pays well.

And telling people you're a podcaster isn't super embarrassing, even though it still is.

What do you do?

I'm a podcaster. But at what point were you like, this actually is a profession now?

This is a totally new profession.

Ten years ago, tubers weren't real.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Shoot.

Well, it started with Cody. He got weren't real.
Yeah. Yeah.
Shoot. Well, it started with Cody had, he got his visa changed.
So we used to be software engineers. So he, because his visa changed, he had to quit and he had to become like an entertainer.
So I was kind of, we were kind of still making videos together and he was figuring it out. And then, um, we really weren't making that much money though.
Like it wasn't enough, like coming engineers yeah like having a salary great salary yeah and then basically switching to okay let's like let's really try and figure out how to make money on content and at that point it was like you know youtube videos we were like monetizing but like not nearly enough right live in la right and and and so then i about a year into that, I got laid off from my job as an engineer. We were working at the same company.
And Cody said, don't get a job. Let's go for broke.
Like, fuck it. And so we started a podcast.
And then, thankfully, we started a Patreon. And that kind of put some stability in there.
And from there, we were able to build on top of that um i guess we both would feel a little bit like because we're so new to it it's not like official like it's not there yet yeah yeah so we feel like we have to hustle real hard yeah make sure it's you know it's lasting right right what do you what how would you describe what you do to somebody if you're just like meeting somebody new on the streets or something they're like I'm i still dabble in code yeah yeah yeah i do comedy on the side was there ever any point where you were like a little bit nervous to putting to be putting so many eggs in like youtube's basket like their monetization baskets like if they change their algorithm or the business model or something i mean it's gonna fuck with us yeah but that's the reason why uh there's so many like ways to monetize now if you're like a creator that um it forced us to like figure out different streams like yeah when youtube like when it was going through that adpocalypse shit that's why i started a podcast because it was like longer form stuff was easier to monetize yeah and and so like it just forces you to kind of adapt which i think is like any anything yeah yeah do you guys ever uh do the fake videos on youtube where it's like an explosive headline and there's just a static picture of someone no i love those we've tried those when like the mafia boss got shot and killed in staten island we put up a youtube on our channel that was like explosive footage of mafia boss gunned down and then it was just his picture and i was reading his wikipedia underneath those always get get me. Those always get me.
I'm sure you've been in and you've hit them a million times. Oh yeah, 100%.
It's such bullshit, but it works. I'm looking up like Rapper Beef.
It's like, yeah, Uzi Vert knocks out. Cardi, you're like, oh shit, this is a picture of his Instagram.
Yeah, and he's like, here are my thoughts on Uzi Vert. Yeah, some random dude talking for 12 minutes about it.
And his fucking headphone microphone. Yes.
Scratchy as shit. Yes.
I'll watch the whole thing. Yeah, absolutely.
When you start, you have to say like, hey, what's up, guys? Is that like, that's code for YouTube, right? Yeah, you have to say it. YouTube requires it.
Hey, guys. It's in their bylaws.
It's like the Pledge of Allegiance, but like for you too.

You can always also just like if one of your videos isn't doing as well as you thought,

it would be just add gone wrong at the end of it.

Just like a banned commercial.

Those always do well too.

We just toss those in headlines.

Yeah, gone sexual.

Yeah.

Yes.

Gone sexually wrong.

Gone sexually wrong is a good one.

Yeah.

Banned commercial.

What do you think is the reason why people do so much dumb shit online and put it online? That's a good question. I mean, I think that's kind of, man.
So we do like a series called Steamy Tweets on my channel. And the way I would describe it is like people don't realize the Internet's available to everyone.
Right. I think it's like some people upload stuff thinking that the Internet is like it's just their part of the Internet.
And it's like, no, man. Someone's going to find that, put that on a blog.
I think that's what it is. Also, I just think there are people that just want that attention.
Yeah. True.
They're after it. True.
Have you ever uploaded something that was actually cringe on your part that then you got roasted for and you're like, oh, shit, it's not so fun being on this side of it? We've done a bunch of cringy stuff yeah but if you if you like i think if you make yourself the butt of the joke like we don't take ourselves too seriously right like what we do honestly i think the way that i just said cringe as a 34 year old guy was probably pretty fucking crazy no it's true though making yourself the butt of your joke and being because that's what I love about the internet is I laugh about all these idiots. But I realize, too, if I were 22, I'd probably do the same shit.
Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, yeah. If I was a bored teenager, I'd probably be saying the same shit.
Yeah. I mean, that's also it.
Like, you think about, I don't know, when you're, like, fucking 16 and someone's dad had a camera and you're like, let's make videos. And, like, all those videos are dumb or you see your favorite porn star on twitter and you're like maybe i'll just shoot my shot yeah yeah it might work something off her amazon wishlist yeah and then yeah screenshot at her yeah which actually doesn't work it doesn't yeah i've tried that doesn't work yeah or you just send her the follow-up cash app.
Like, hey, I think you missed my Amazon gift.

Just want to say again.

Yeah.

Got that for you.

Really love you.

Just really want to see your feet.

Just show me the feet.

Or it'd be just,

you know,

I could just,

you know,

lick your feet or whatever.

Yeah,

whatever you want.

Just send you a bunch of money.

So Hank wrote a bunch

of questions for us here

because Hank is a big fan of yours.

Hank,

do you have any questions for him?

Just the ones I wrote for you guys. Just one.
Thank you, Hank. Here's a good one from hank you guys make your own beats by the way do you guys do you know pro tools uh yeah can you mix a song i've got a i've got a music video coming out tomorrow and our fucking studio guy just decided not to show up today i'm pretty terrible at mixing yeah yeah no we have two producers uh shout out spock and diamond pistols they um they make all our beats diamondistols is a sweet fucking that is pretty serious Sunny Digital makes all of our beats yeah nice I don't know if you guys know him yeah does he no he actually does seriously we're on contract with him once a year he makes a beat for us I said we back into this shit we've done two songs with him and like just hang out with him anytime we're in Italy so is that the one coming out tomorrow no this is this is one that we just recorded like down the street oh yeah i'm in a couple projects it's chunk that came out in uh february i save all my trap shit for part of my take and then i do uh pop punk songs on my own so yeah we gotta figure out a way to get that fucking song mix though um i have to apologize to you noel because you got verified on Twitter, what was it months ago yeah yeah all right so you tweeted i'm just verified on twitter and uh now i'm ready to like yell at some airlines and that's been my brand for a really long time that i just sorry no no no no it's it's you were spot on if you're verified on twitter you are legally obligated to yell at like delta and American Airlines when your boarding takes 10 minutes longer than you thought.
But I yell on behalf of other people. So if people are having problems, blue check marks, I always hop in and just tell Delta, I'm going to skull fuck you unless you fix this.
And then you ask to collab, and I somehow missed the message. But I also remember looking in, are you actually a vegan? No, no, no.
Okay, so you got to gotta take that out because when i saw you were vegan i was like this guy sucks i swear to god i saw a vegan in the profile i was like i don't like this guy i don't i don't want anything to do with him swear to god i thought the sarcasm was obvious no i yeah you didn't understand my sarcasm i didn't understand yours that word jumps out though yes if you see that in a, it's like, that's the one you see. You should take it out, man.
You could be missing out on a lot of business opportunities. Yeah, I said I'm the first vegan with ass.
Yeah. And I don't know.
I'm like, fuck. He's like, never mind his ass.
It's vegan? Get the fuck out of here. Vegan? Fuck.
I thought being a fake vegan with ass would be like, I don't know, a first. Yeah.
Have you yelled at an airline yet? Yeah. I fucking got in American Airlines ass over DMs.
Yes. They got fucked our day up.
Oh, I wish I had found out. I would have skull fucked them.
Yeah. I'm actually probably on a list because I actually do tweet like American Airlines saying, I'm going to skull fuck you.
They've definitely tried to push you on the FBI no-fuck list.

And if you look at my DMs,

it's all to like Delta and American Airlines

asking them to telling them they need to

fix someone else's flight. So it's never mine.

It's usually a journalist. Does it work?

Do they fix? Well, the

joke is that they will usually

respond and then I'll just take

credit for being like, see, got it done.

Obviously, nothing gets

fixed ever on these stupid

online. They don't give a shit.

No, they don't give a shit no they don't give a fuck i always love how when airlines respond to you on twitter the person that does it always puts their initials at the end of the tweet yeah yeah it is from hk oh yeah i know hk yeah yeah oh uh helen yeah yeah right right oh yeah a good typer. But I apologize for that because I'm being totally honest.

The vegan thing threw me off.

I don't think I'll ever collab with a vegan.

Okay, got it.

I'm just being totally honest.

Well, you can know that I'm not vegan.

Thank God.

You probably have collabed with a vegan.

You just don't know yet.

Well, I want to take that back.

Yeah.

That's cringe.

Retroactive.

It is very cringe.

It is very cringe.

Go ahead. What do people most commonly recognize you from if you're walking down the street? It's a mix.
It's a mix. We can tell who is sort of like a fan of what based on what they say.
So if it's like a cum joke, podcast listeners. Right.
If they scream sugar gay, it's YouTube. Of um of course yeah yeah and then uh no one's like really like knows it's just for music so i'll get i'll get real bros yeah like sometimes burn which is weird because like people will people that one takes takes a second for people they'll look at me like because like for people on youtube like they watch our shit all the time they look at my face all the fucking time right so it's it's like they'll just freak out right away.
They'll know. But real bros, it's like people just be like, I think that's him.
And they'll call him and be like, Wade? I'm like, yeah, what's that? Do you burn? Which, by the way, there's no funny answer to that question. No, no.
There's not. It fucks me up because I can't say anything that's funny in response to that.
Well, you could just be like, of course I burn. Yeah, but then they're like, uh-huh.
No, you don't. And they walk away.
And it's like, what am I supposed to say? Just put it back on them. Just be like, do you burn? Yeah.
Yeah. You don't even burn.
No, you should just carry a bong around and be like, yes. Let's go right now.
Right now? Yes. Is it weird for you guys being in that this is probably another similarity where you're you have a level of fame where people recognize you but like we don't feel famous but people look at our faces all the day all all the time yeah recognize us yeah but and then the best is when someone will say something to us and then there'll be a random person be like who are you yes and i'm like well i can't really explain it yeah yeah yeah yeah totally we uh i hate that it's the worst so much dude that happened to me at starbucks the other day this girl like waiting in line it's like you know peak 10 a.m whatever peak time so it's like giant line and i'm waiting there and this girl like walks by the window and she's like and she runs in and it's like can i get a picture and i, sure.
So she takes a selfie and leaves and the guy behind me is like, what do you do, man? Yes. I'm like, I'm a YouTuber.
He's like, oh. Oh, okay.
He's like, immediately he was like, oh, okay, cool. It's the worst.
And then like 10 seconds. Oh, and then he steps in front of you? Yeah.
Excuse me. You little beta.
When they're staring at you trying to figure out what it is you do that that person just recognized. to always know what's going through their head like the process of elimination it's like for me the guy's usually like uh maybe kid rock stunt double or like something like that but it's like it's never when i when i tell them like oh i do a podcast there's like such disappointment like oh i thought i was next to a celebrity yeah exactly it happened to us at a dodgers game we We were out la and we we both had taken edibles before we got to the game he's a drug and we're in a long line for concessions and these two kids came up and asked for a picture and then there's two like 60 year old dudes standing next to us asked us every question they could think of god you're a business guy so like what's your uh what's your roi right now on new hires like how do you decide when to hire uh like a new producer for the show i don't know man i just want ice cream i'm like yeah i want the ice cream out of the helmet that's i'm just trying to get a fucking helmet yeah and we just tell everyone we make 75 000 a podcast each so because there was like there was an article once that was like part of my take makes $ million dollars a year and then everyone did the math like what you make 75 000 a podcast like yep yeah give us a big check right after yeah yeah it's one it's like an actual lottery yeah right yeah every single time good job you did another episode confetti we take a picture every single time uh all right i got oneek question.
Put in promo code TAKE. You get $10 off your SeatGeek purchase.
Who are you guys beefing with? We want to get a beef going. Shoot, man.
Because it always is good when we get the residual beef. So if you go off on someone on our show, then everyone will be like, you've got to listen to what they said on part of my take.
You guys get. You guys get real big guests.
I feel like we should just aim for somebody. Yeah, fuck Jake Gyllenhaal.
Okay, yeah, yeah. I've heard he's kind of a dick.
Like the whole method acting thing, it's like, dude, chill out. You weren't actually in the military.
I was joking, but you really didn't. No, we don't like him.
No, we're on your side. Fuck that.
It's stolen valor, basically, what he does to just try to play badass characters all the time.

His sister's a better actor than him.

Maggie's way better.

Maggie's an incredible actor.

Was she in Batman?

Yeah.

Yeah.

She was awesome.

Jake's just riding his sister's coattails.

Everybody in Hollywood knows it, and they always talk about it, but nobody has the balls to say it, but we do.

Damn.

Us four together. Cody, you just went off, dude.

That was crazy what you just did.

Jake, hey, watching. I got no problem with you.
I don't think it's Stolen Valor. Have you guys gotten in beefs, like internet beefs? Nah, but I have to say, telling an actor that he's doing a military movie of Stolen Valor is so good.
God forbid I ever run into anybody, motherfucking. Get him.
Yeah. Who did Chris Kyle? What's his name? Oh, Bradley Cooper.
Bradley Cooper. Big time.
I'm going to cuss his ass out. Yes, please do.
I mean, also, they're taking jobs away from veterans that are actors. You can't just cosplay as a soldier.
Yeah, you fucking weenie. Yeah.
Looking pretty on camera for what? What did you do? You didn't do shit. Jarhead sucked.
We just got to get better internet people. Donnie Darko is a fake deep movie, too.
Everybody always talks about Donnie Darko. Yeah, I mean, that's like every 14-year-old's favorite movie.
Exactly. Because they're like, yo.
V for Vendetta. Mike Harry, but like, makes you think.
Oh, the guy's wearing a bunny head. Sick.
Okay. Yeah, but it makes you think, though.
It does. It's very deep.
All right, so we're officially beefing with Jake Gyllenhaal. That works.
You guys got us in that beef. We're trying to get you to beef with someone.
I just said it as a joke, and now we're actually beefing with Jake Gyllenhaal. Who do you want to beef with on the internet? There's got to be other tubers.
Everyone that we make fun of is pretty fucking cool. I don't know if you saw the kombucha video that we did, but we basically ripped on this Forbes video that they did on the founder of kombucha, the guy that first bottled it in America.
So he's like a billionaire from bottling kombucha okay yeah and so the the forbes video makes him out to be like this beverage villain yeah like he's sitting in his like house like petting his rabbit and shit like that so we we ripped on the video and we're like making fun of you know we're making fun of him a little bit too yeah and he dm'd us right afterwards and was like the nicest guy was like dude this is so funny come over to my place place. Let's film a follow-up video.
That's most of the people that we are in fake beefs with or whatever are really cool about it. So you guys are us.
We do the exact same. We bullied J.J.
Watt where we basically bullied him into an interview and made fun of him and then we raised money for his foundation so that he would do an interview. And now we're actually like, he's a good guy.
We realize. Is there any point where, like, you meet somebody that you've ragged on? You're like, I really wanted to hate you.
Yeah. But it turns out you're cool.
Yeah. I mean, like, it kind of starts that way.
When we started, when we roasted the kid Maddie Smokes, we thought he was going to be, like, a bit of a douche and, like, a shitty kid. And it turns out he was like the sweetest kid.

So nice, man.

Just like he would hit us up like,

yo, you want to play Fortnite?

Oh, that sucks when that happened.

Yeah, I know.

Because you're like, damn it.

Yeah, I thought you were going to be like a dickhead.

That was hot boxing jewel, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I feel like that's perfect internet culture, though, too,

where you just hate someone for a video you see them in

and then you meet them and you're like, okay, you're a nice person. Yeah the time yeah which is kind of cool right it is like there's more like content and stuff it reminds you how fake like the internet world is totally yeah 100% yeah we fucked Dr.
Phil oh yeah we had him on the show we fucked him up he's a boy yeah we fucked him up? We fucked him up. Like you beat him.
Mentally. They fucked him.
They took him in a van and filmed the whole thing. PFT got him on reverse psychology, and I just kept on, in the middle of the interview, being like, are you okay? Are you happy? And he was like, what? So, yeah, we fucked him up.
We destroyed his brain. Afterwards, he was feeling so low, he had to show us his clay court, tennis court that he plays on on every day and basically challenge us to a game of tennis so that he could defeat us at something.
Right. We outfitted him mentally.
I mean, we do that thing in the back of the van where if you're in the back of... We cram people into a van so they really have nowhere to go.
And then it just becomes the physical closeness makes it so they cannot dodge any questions. Kidnapping is actually a very good interviewing technique.
It is. Wow.
What a thought. Yeah.
Dude, I want to do that part of your show. Yeah, we'll do it.
Next time we're in LA, we'll bring the van because that's what we did. Oh, you really do that? Yeah.
We actually had a show that got canceled on ESPN. But yeah, we get into a van.
Oh, B, fuck ESPN. Yeah, fuck ESPN.
There we go. You know what? You know what? You know what? Fuck ESPN for what they're doing to the UFC.
That's a dumb, stupid fucking model. Makes no sense where the fuck you put the fights.
I can't buy it. Yeah, you can't buy it, or you can't buy it, and it's on slang, but then you go to slang, and it played three hours earlier.
That shit sucks. There we go.
There's the beef. Check out DAZN instead.
There's on BSPN. Yeah, we get people in the back of vans and then we just kind of fuck them up mentally it's actually a true business model yeah yeah it's like bang bus with just your mind yeah yeah pretty verbal verbal bang bus exactly exactly um all right we pull up in the van in hollywood yeah they find celebrities and like kevin hart they're like you want to make you want to make 500 bucks? You want to make some money? Hey, big boy.

Wait, there's a camera and I get paid for it?

Fuck yes.

All right, boys.

Thank you so much.

This was a ton of fun.

Thank you.

Appreciate you stopping by.

And we got to collab on some skull fucking.

Yeah, let's do it.

Next time, just let me know.

I'll get in.

I may never fly again.

Anytime we have airline problems now, we know who to fly.

I'm the one.

I will get an answer. And then I'll pat myself on the back and take a victory lap and be like, job well done.
All right, boys. Thanks.
Thank you. Thanks, guys.
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First up, we have Explain It to Hank, Clinton Body Count. Yes, Hank actually pulled me aside earlier today because this was trending on Twitter and was like, what is the Clinton body count?

And Hank, what did you think that it was?

You were like excited to find out about it.

Yeah, I mean, I thought it was talking about sex.

I thought it was like, you know, kids these days and they talk about like what your number is.

They'll be like, what's your body count?

Right.

So I thought it was going to be like a funny hashtag with like, you know, scandalous.

Which actually it could have been with Bill Clinton.

That's what I thought.

And that's what I was like, oh, shit, this is going to be funny.

Ha ha ha. Well, embrace debate.
45,000 tweets. And I was like, uh.
Has Bill Clinton killed more people than he's fucked? So I just. You don't know.
So it's a theory that just started? So yeah, this started, I'd say, back in like the mid-90s. People freaked out because they thought that the Clintons were murdering all their political adversaries.
Right. And former friends.
It started with the guy that made the Whitewater deal with him. Shit, I forget.
The guy's name is skipping my mind right now. But it's pursued to this day.
And so anytime anybody around the Clintons dies, they're like, oh, the Clintons killed him again. This is Hillary.
Hillary can't beat Donald Trump in an election, but she can get away with like two dozen murders. So this is because Jeffrey Epstein was like maybe maybe committed to it tried to commit suicide or got beat up i think he was just jacking off and was doing auto erotic stuff if we're being honest of the worst human beings of all time he was on the floor of his jail cell and so that's why it got brought up again but this is i always just assume like house of cards was written about the clintons i think it kind of was right but then have to think like.
It's a biopic. If this was true, Anthony Weiner's dick would at least be cut off by now, if not killed entirely.
True. True.
So there's enough. So basically, we can prove that the Clintons didn't murder a bunch of people by the fact that there's still a few people alive.
Yes. That's a good defense.
Anytime Anthony Weiner's Weiner pops up, which it does several times a year, that is all the proof that you need. There you go.
Although I would really like to see Hillary Clinton try to kill somebody. Yeah.
Oh. Breaking moves.
Breaking moves. Hank, what do you have? A lot of cows in the kitchen today.
The Celtics actually just signed Taco Fall, which is exciting. Okay.
That wasn't the breaking moves. That was expected, right expected right well that just happened two seconds oh literally like as i was saying breaking moves but the other breaking moves that also just happened is that the song of the summer music video has finally dropped it did finally drop it dropped a day late but it's i think it was worth the wait well worth it shout out to probably the best barcel video i've seen like quality wise very good buddha ben really strung it for us.
Yeah, the Song of the Summer is out now. We just decided that we would write a song called The Song of the Summer.
Kind of a little, like, cheat code there. Well, it's smart.
Yeah, I mean, listen, if you're listening to this right now and you haven't heard the Song of the Summer, you're a loser. And we'll put it at the end of the show.
And we'll put it at the end of the show. There's only one way to fix it, and then we'll make you a winner at the end of the show.
Yeah, look at that. And PFT, don't you have a concert coming up? Good question, Big Cat.
I do. Saturday on Long Island, right? I nailed it that time.
Inside of Long Island. At Mulcahy's Saturday night.
We will see you there. We're playing, I think, like 24 songs.
Whoa. You'll know the words the most of them.
It's like a fish concert. And if you don't, that's fine.
Just get really drunk and puke on us. Hell yes.
It's punk as fuck. Song of the Summer.
Can people sing along to Song of the Summer?

You better sing along.

Hell yeah.

Hell yeah, they will.

What was that, Hank?

What are you pointing at?

P.G. is supposed to read me a chocolate milk.

Hank's in the case.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, all right.

Oh, yeah.

Hang on.

Cut this.

Good producing.

No, no.

Keep this in.

I didn't actually bring it up.

Keep all this in.

So, while PFT looks for the chocolate milk ad, Song of the Summer, Lil' Cahis. Yeah, nailed it.
And on Long Island, in Long Island. Okay, Barstool, built by chocolate milk.
Hank, you've done a great job educating the AWLs about how chocolate milk is delicious and it helps with recovery. Since this is the last story for a while, why don't you tell everyone why they should go out and buy more chocolate milk using the words capital and sabbatical.
Let's go. You got this.
Listen, you're at your job right now. It's summer.
It's hot as fuck. You don't want to be here.
You're about to get it. You're going to want to go into your boss's office and say, I'm taking a sabbatical.
Yeah, let's go. See what they just be like all right see you in a year okay dr hank knows what sabbatical okay and then just with a capital f say f you on the way out oh some chocolate milk and enjoy the weather hell yes that's good way to go i had an art teacher take a sabbatical once and that's what that was your inspiration i knew like everyone says like they're like oh English teacher in ninth grade really made me love books.
Your art teacher taking a long vacation made you love vacations? It just – no, that's how I knew what it meant. I think that's part of the job description.
Like if you're an art teacher, you just end up – you get high for like a month and call it a sabbatical. Yeah, find yourself.
Sabbatical actually just means like if somebody is too important to whatever company for you not to fire them, you just say they're taking a sabbatical until things cool down for a while. Urban Meyer's taking a sabbatical.
Yeah, his entire life is just jobs and then something happens and he takes a sabbatical and then another job. So learn more at BuiltWithChocolateMilk.com.
Thank you, Hank. That was wonderful.
All right. Next up, before we do Jimbo's, it's Louisiana.
Who cares? Wait, no. Louisiana.
It's Louisiana. Who cares? Who cares is Louisiana? Who cares? It's Louisiana.
It's Louisiana who cares. Well, who cares? Good segment.
Which way I do it. Yeah, good point.
Well, nobody in Louisiana does. Right.
Because Death Valley just announced today that they are going to sell beer and wine inside the general seating areas at Tiger Stadium in 2019. I love it.
I love it, too. Take every LSU home game.
Not that you wouldn't anyway, but the crowd is going to be very loud. Never going to waver.
And some people are saying it's not a great idea. To them, I say, who cares? And also, fuck you.
Fuck you. You don't know shit about Louisiana if you think this is a bad idea.
Go take a sabbatical, bitch. Yeah, because would you rather have 90,000 sober Louisianans

in a stadium? Probably

not. Nope.
It's like, would you rather

wander into a grizzly bear pen

if they're really super hungry and they haven't

eaten in a long time? Nope. Or if they're all fattened

up on salmon? Yes. Exactly.

You want... And Hank caught them.
Yes.

You want these Louisianans to be nice

and liquored up. It'll be more fun for

everybody involved. Yes.
I'm excited for this. Finally, finally, NCAA stadiums.
Like, this is ridiculous. It took this long.
I'm like, hey, maybe we should sell beer at the fucking football game. I can't wait until some drunk Cajun that's been, like, sneaking this stuff in for years calls himself the Rosa Parks of this law.
Like, I've been setting up this injustice for 24 years. Now you can buy a Coors Light.
Hank, Jimbo's. Let's do it.
The return. Sup, Fit Cat, Boss Baby, PFT, and Hank? I'm a lifeguard, and I have to watch little kids learn to swim.
The other day, a preschooler was standing next to the pool, and out of nowhere, he fell in face first. But instead of jumping in, I just watched to see if he could swim back up.
He didn't. After 10 seconds, I went in.
Is that dumb or understandable? No, it sounds like you got a little football coach in you. Totally understandable because you just assume that he's going to be able to swim, right? Why would you be in a pool if you can't swim? You know what? You also probably saved that kid's life because that kid is going to be terrified of water and he'll never go near another pool, another lake, another ocean again.
So he's never going to drown. You did your job.
This visual is very funny because I think I'd do the same thing. Like, kid falls in, you're like, well, I'm going to wait and see if he's got this.
He just slowly sinks to the bottom. You're like, oh, fuck.
Is someone going to get that kid? All right, next. What's up, guys? I was drunk, and I was impulse buying plane tickets to go to the TTUN Michigan game at Ohio State.
They aren't even playing. And then parentheses.
TTUN? I don't know what that is. The team up north.
The team up north. Oh, Jesus Christ.
Thank you, Jake. That was very useful.
Wait, the game's not even. The game's in our program.
Continue. Everybody, if you're listening in your car, this is not a cop pulling you over.
This is Pete. Tweet at All Business Pete and call him a fuckhead.
They aren't even playing the game at OSU this year. It's in Ann Arbor, and I accidentally bought plane tickets to Columbia, the country.
I bought plane tickets to fucking Bogata. No flight insurance either.
I booked a hotel room in Bogata as well. I'm fucked.
Okay. All right.
A little spin zone for you, buddy. Just go.
I've kind of been in the same boat because I actually have two tickets for Michigan State at Ohio State this fall that I bought last fall when I was trying to get into the Michigan vs. Ohio State game.
Ah. So I have those.
Remind me to sell them. Okay.
Yeah. You gotta get rid of those soon.
Yeah. That's a tough, but I say just go to Colombia.
It's a wonderful, wonderful place. Again, not a drug guy, but if you want to pick a country to go to, you could do a lot worse than Colombia.
Yeah. Really? Yeah.
I mean, there's drugs and murder. Listen, I want to just make it clear.
I think Hank's entire knowledge about the country of Colombia comes from Vince making Medellin in Entourage. That's not wrong, though.
The two Escobars. That's wrong.
Two Escobars, 30 for 30. None of that is wrong.
Best one there is. Colombia is a wonderful place.
None of that is wrong. All right.
I got in the backseat to buckle. Again, I'm going raw dog here from Jake, so bear with me.

Oh, geez.

I got in the backseat to buckle my son in his car to avoid a Florida rainstorm.

I buckled him in and couldn't get out of the car because the child lock was on.

I had to climb over the center console into the front seat of my below average starter vehicle, Toyota Corolla, and then my son told me he had to poop.

Which sounds like a dad problem.

So you put your son in a flood.

Yeah. Sounds a lot like the first person.
Yeah, that sounds person yeah it sounds bad that sounds bad alright let's do one more you got this Hank can you imagine if Noah just instead of an Ark had just a Toyota Corolla like yo guys everyone get in I only got four wheel drive only got room for insects CD player six disc changer the world's gonna be filled with insects and small lizards my Aval had a six disc changer. Talk about luxury.
I had one of those in the back of my Volvo. Oh, the machine you had to put in there? Yeah.
Yeah, that's pretty sweet. God damn it.
That's a big time. Like, kids don't even know.
And it took like six minutes for it to change from one disc to the other. You could literally get out of the car and go to the trunk to put in new CDs.
All right. This is a good one.
Sup, PMT, but especially PFT.

I made an impulse decision and bought a puppy last week because I thought she was cute.

Now I don't have time for literally anything.

She bites everything in my house, shits all over the floor, and listens to nothing I say.

I know once I'm through the puppy stage, I'll be happy with the impulse decision, but for now it's overwhelming.

PFT, did you get Leroy when he was a puppy, and do you have any advice on taking care of a pup? I did. I rescued him when he was a puppy from his parents.
Yep, that were in a breeding. I rescued him from his parents.
And the best advice I can give you about owning a puppy is just take it with you everywhere that you can and just hold it and walk with it. And people, you can walk into a lot of places that like I took mine to work all the time, take them out like nine times more often than you think that you have to take them.
Yeah. Also tips.
I rescued Stella when she was nine months old. She was not house trained.
That's probably why the family that gave her away, gave her away, but get like roast beef or some kind of really good meat from the deli and just give your dog a little piece every time they go to the bathroom outside while they're going to the bathroom. Yeah.
That's how I got her house trained. She would literally be peeing, eating roast beef out of my hand.
Kind of a weird visual now that I'm saying it, but that works. Well, it helps if you're like Big Cat and you just walk around raw dogging lunch.
Roast beef, yeah. Like your Tommy Lasorda and you happen to have that on you.
Right. But yeah, make a big deal out of it every time they go to the bathroom.
Also, leave your dog in front of a TV with sports on. With greening.
So that hopefully at one point your dog will acquire the sixth sense of breaking news. And then one day his Instagram page will pay for your future son's tuition.
That's perfect. That's perfect.
Okay, that is our show. We have David Spade and DeAndre Jordan on Monday.

Big couple weeks coming up.

Little training camp stuff.

We'll tweet it out if we're going somewhere.

We might be going somewhere.

Coming to your city.

Well, no, probably not your city.

Yeah.

No.

I have a good feeling.

Oh, you're talking exactly to that guy?

I have a good feeling.

Okay, yeah, that guy, we are going to his city.

I have a good feeling about the particular listeners of this show.

We will be in your city.

Yeah, you, Tom, right now. We're coming to your city.
See you, buddy. Love you guys.
It starts in June and ends in September. Friends we won't forget and nights we won't remember.

When I think of winter, I start to lose my temper.

It's lame.

This is the song of the summer for when things are funner.

Turn it up loud, it'll make you feel younger.

Party all night and play out in the sun all day.

This is the song of the summer when everybody's drunker A red hot reason for a snow cold stutter This song's about a season Just cause we wanted to pay There once was a man From Nantucket His name was Dave And he can suck it He wanted a hit about the summer months But we didn't want to write it to fucking punk Summer's fun, because you don't have to work Yeah, that's his special charm So we outsourced all the lyrics To a Siberian play farm They wrote the song of the summer For when things are funner Turn it off loud, it'll make you feel younger Party all night And play out in the subtle game We'll be right back. We wanna get paid.
Cause we wanna get paid. Cause we wanna get paid.
Beer pong, flip cup, slip and slide. Make it out with a girl and getting high.
Eating pizza for every lunch. It's not the Sunday scaries.
it's a boozy brunch. My friend broke glad some celebrity.
Plus his video made Barstool's IG. He chugged some fireball and smoked a bomb.
Then he turned the camera and he showed his mom. Singing the song of the summer.
But when things are funner, turn it off loud. It'll make you feel younger.
Party all night. And lay out in the sun all day We'll be right back.
I got a new t-shirt, so skip the lecture Cause you're talking to a female body inspector

Eating bad seafood leads to diarrhea

Russia's within its rights to annex the Crimea When you go swimming, beware of sharks We'll be drinking vodka with the oligarch Beers with the boys, yeah flame. This is the song of the summer for white paint or butter.

Turn it up loud and it'll make you feel younger.

Party a noise and play out in the sun all day.

This is the song of the summer for red paint or drunker.

A red hot reason for a snow cold sunner.

This song's about a season just because we want to get paid.

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