Chris Broussard, Mt Rushmore Of Juniors And Jilly Football

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Today is Friday, July 19th. I don't know where we want to start.
Get excited. I just want to say right off the bat, I noticed something when I sat down here to record the show.
We just had Chris Broussard in the studio. The Brew Crew.
Who you'll hear in a second. Just realized that we left this little sign on the table right in front of Chris.
By accident, it says PMT now three years without eating each other's asses. And you'll find out why that might be.
Chris was probably pretty happy to see that at least in the last three years, my lips have steered clear of Big Cat's rectum. I do know where to start, actually.
On the air. On the air.
I want to start with a little warm-up for the show with some Dabo Sweeney quotes. Okay, yeah.
I don't know if you saw these. I'll tell you what.
It is football guy season because the media days for college football, they give us some of the best sweet nectar, like the pure, uncut shit. Yes.
Directly from the mouths of football guys. And then we'll get to Brooks and the other stuff that's going on.
But Dabo Sweeney said, here are the quotes. In 43 seconds, these are all the quotes he used.
We live modern, but we train old. Yeah, I like that.
Fall in love with the grind. They don't put championship rings on smooth hands.
You have to put the work i like that too uh except the kicker well no well if you're alabama's kicker you've got some dirty hands because they just have you run the ball up the middle yeah and ill ill-timed uh sneaks the quality of the construction is based on the commitment of the crew yeah i'd also say the mix of the concrete like you don't want it too watery. For the most part.
The concrete is true. Just look around this room.
The construction of this room. Commitment from all business Pete.
Hasn't really come together that well. Maybe Pete could go spend a couple weeks down in Clemson with Dabo.
That would be nice. So we have Chris Broussard.
Mount Rushmore. Licensed to Jill.
Before we do all that, though, Brooks Koepka is back, and he's going to win the British Open. He's killing it.
He's three under. He's not in the lead.
Two strokes back. But his caddy is basically cheating because he's from Portrush, which is apparently in Northern Ireland.
I learned all of this this morning. Also, Game of Thrones, one of the castles, there, and they had your boy, Stannis, doing some voiceover work, so Game of Thrones still finding its way into media.
I just think it's interesting. You've got a bunch of guys parading around Northern Ireland just lurking around there, going for long walks with big metal sticks.
Seems a little too early after the whole Liam Neeson thing. Might want to give that a couple years to simmer down, but I'm looking at the leaderboard in front of him.
Who's ahead of Brooks Koepka? I'm glad that you asked. Who's ahead of Brooks Koepka? S.
Lowry. Oh! A.
Noren from Sweden. Sweden.
I did know that. Webb Simpson.
Give me a break. Webb Simpson? Sergio Garcia from España.
Sergio's not there. And he's never going to put it together in major championships, so it looks like Brett, as we say, is in the catbird seat.
Yeah. Also, you just called him Brett.
Brett Kepka. Blake Kepka.
Do you know, can I tell you guys something that's crazy that I learned yesterday? Brandly Chamby, he's he doesn't have an accent. I thought he was English.
You see, that name to me just screams Georgia. Dude, I was like, who is this guy? I don't know the country or the state.
For some reason, I thought he was English or Scottish the whole time. No.
He's just a dude with, he's got nothing. He's just a dude with bad opinions.
Well, because if you're talking about golf or soccer and you have an English accent, I always just assume you know more than me. Yeah, Tommy Smith.
It's in the back of the old onion bag. Right, exactly.
So then I see Brandy Chamby just talking like a regular old Joe. This guy sucks.
I can't believe you don't mute it when he comes on TV. Well, I was trying to find a clip where he might have accused Brooks of doing steroids, but I couldn't really nail him down.
No, so he's come back around, and he's trying to get on the Blake train a little bit too late. Yeah.
Sorry, buddy. That's left the station a long time ago, and you're in the dust.
Had some all-time meltdowns at the Open today. Tiger.
Tiger melted down. The course is dominating out there.
David Duvall, I think, shot, what, like a 13? 13. Was that the first hole? Rory had a quad on the first hole.
Yeah, the best was, I think it was the official open maybe account said, David Duvall shot a 13. Reply here if you've ever done that.
It's like, dude, do you know that everyone sucks at golf? Everyone has shot a 13. And if you shoot a 13, you're never going to write that down.
No, it's an 8. It's an 8.
You can't get higher than an 8. My theory is that nobody except for professional golfers have ever shot a 13 before.
Right, that's true. Because you just pick it up after a while.
That's a good point. Yeah, someone fell in the bunker.
Oh. We got breaking moves.
I want to get back to the guy falling in the bunker. Yeah, it was awesome.
That sounds incredible. Put a pin in it, okay? We'll circle back.
We'll circle back. Breaking moves.
Hank, what do you got? Breaking moves. My Twitter desktop just updated, and it's awesome.
Thoughts and prayers. I'm shook.
I feel like people say this every time there's an update, but this is... It's horrendous.
I have not tweeted from desktop since because I'm too scared. I don't know.
Everything moves too fast. I even tried to do dark mode, which I don't do that usually, and then boom.
It just sucks. It sucks.
Is this a boycott of the desktop app? Have you had it happen? No, I'm holding out strong. Wait till you see it.
It is so bad. They made everything white, so it's all the same color.
It's problematic. It's hard to read anything.
Yeah, it's too white. It's way too white.
It reminds me of a country club. It's so bad.
It reminds me of a time I was working out. I was dehydrated.
I felt like I was in the desert. And then someone gave me a nice cold chocolate milk.
It was delicious, and it was a delicious dessert. Are you describing the feeling? In the desert? No, I felt like I was in the desert because I was so dehydrated.
I thought you were talking about the montage scene from the new Rocky movie. Got it.
The Apollo Creed one. That's a good one.
Where they're just working out like a jungle gym in the desert. But yeah, when a natural break comes to wrap up the story, and it was saying learn more at builtwithchocolatemilk.com.
That was a great natural break that you just found. What do you think the words were? I think the words were...
Dessert and desert. I think it was dessert.
How many S's were in that word, Hank? Two. Yeah, dessert.
So it wasn't desert. It was both.
They tried to give you the hezy hey. Okay, hezy hey, whoa.
Okay. Good job.
Here's a quote me. I always, you guys learned the trick.
It has two S's because you want more of it. Uh-huh.
And then I was like, well, I guess I will. Yeah.
What about content and content? Same word. Same spelling.
It's just, it's a choose your own adventure. It's confusing.
So when you're writing it, you have to know that some of your readers will just say content. I'm a content creator.
Yes. I'm happy.
You're both. I'm happy as a creator.
I'm content. You're a content content creator and a content content creator.
Nice. That's awesome.
Here's a quote from David Duvall, by the way, back to the open. You have an obligation as a professional athlete.
If you play, you post your score. Am I happy about that? Is there some embarrassment to it? I don't know.
But I teed off in the open and i shot 90 today so put it on the board and that's from doug ferguson and he says this is solid from duvall so like shout out to david duvall for not cheating today yeah for just saying yeah i suck but at least i uh got out there and at least i uh signed my scorecard at the end and didn't say i shot an 89 correct Correct. Correct.
Okay, so, yeah, we had the guy fall.

I didn't see that.

Oh, it was awesome.

He just hit the ball.

I don't even know who it was because it's one of those golf tournaments

where everyone has to wear a ton of layers.

So, at first, I thought it was Jordan Spieth,

and I didn't even realize who it was.

So, I was like, I'm not even going to clip this.

But he tried to hit a bunker shot and just fell down and looked.

It was one of those situations, you know, when, like like your dog falls off the bed and you know it's embarrassed. He was very embarrassed, but he had to sit there and had to take it again because he didn't hit it out.
Is that a violation? He grounded the club. No, I don't think so.
He grounded his ass in a bunker. His swing just put him out of his own shoes.
Wow. Like Willie Mays at the end of his period career star yeah that's tough um that's also really bad for him because he's not going to be able to clean up that sand for like the next three days correct so he's just going to play three more sandy sandy rounds of golf um the other thing we had was i got out of jury duty it was the best day of my life getting out worst day of my life have you had it yet i've well i've been asked i've been asked to go i just figured it was one of the situations where if you don't respond to the postcard, they just let it.
They forget about it after a while. Shout out this show because that's how I ended up getting out of it.
Not because anyone knew who I was, but I was at the end where it was. I was a juror.
I was going to be a juror. I was in one of the numbered seats and there was like the backup jurors behind us.
And I asked to see them outside and I just told them them straight up, I have Toe for Grace tomorrow. If you pick me, I'm just going to try to decide as quickly as possible and get out of here.
And they're like, so you just are going to make up your mind right away? I was like, right away. Yeah.
I mean, at least in your place, you had air conditioning. True.
You were getting paid. You were having your lunches paid for.
No, that's a lie. Really? Yeah.
Well, it's because you weren't on the jury yet. No, no, no.
I don't think they ever give you lunch. I saw the OJ thing on FF.
Yeah, that's different, though. Where they sequestered them in a hotel.
Yeah, I think that's what goes really long. Either way, jury duty sucks.
I got yelled at for dipping. I got yelled at for being on my phone, putting my feet up.
It's jail. Yeah, so you acted like this was going to be a big inconvenience from your normal day.
You actually tweeted more. Yeah.
Well, I was doing nothing. Yeah.
Yeah. And I did the classic thing where I got there at 830 in the morning and I was like, well, I have 100 percent battery.
I'm good. And by like 915, I was down to like 28 percent battery and had to do the game for the rest of the day where I was just trying to conserve battery.
Jury duty is a great excuse though. If you want to get out of something.
Yeah, it's true. Cause you're doing your civic duty.
You can't be mad at somebody for that. Yes.
Um, all right. So let's do 12 angry men would be the name, a great name of a podcast though.
We should do that. There's a bunch of dudes in a room yelling about it.
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Yeah, that's true. Yes.
Well, Dave was sick last time, so I kind of did it, too. Should we do Firefest or should we we do Mount Rushmore? Let's go Fyre Fest.
Okay, let's do Fyre Fest. Hank, you start.
My Fyre Fest of the week, it was like a bajillion degrees in New York this week. It was absolutely miserable.
And I left the studio here at like 9 o'clock on Tuesday. And I got stuck in the subway for an hour and a half.
And it was like no air conditioning. It was hot as fuck.
I was on the train at like 6th Ave, waited 20 minutes for it to show up, got on the train, we went one stop, and then we sat at the next stop for 25 minutes. You were on a hot train.
That's just the worst is getting on a hot train in general. Now, at some point after 20 minutes, did you look around, and was there one person who had like deputized themselves as train captain who started trying to open the windows, all that stuff? Because there's usually one person that stands up and like takes charge way too early.
No, the doors were open. So I was like, we were waiting in the station for a long time.
It showed up. It went one stop.
And then the doors opened and just stayed there for like 25 more minutes. And then on the way, once I got back into Brooklyn, a girl like passed out.
It was fucked. Oh, I definitely would have pretended to pass out.
can make some money would you have were you asked to help her I was I was like chest to chest with her basically thankfully she was wait she passed out because your breath no she I mean she was hot but you were chest to chest and then she passed out judge her by her looks she was overheated okay she she you were you were chest to chest with her and then boom next thing you know she's on the ground no I wasn't chest to chest with her but she was like two people away from me but she was i was like looking at her and she all of a sudden just got dehydrated and like passed out i was like oh my god is this girl like what the fuck just happened living in the city baby love this place in the summer now did you do anything to help uh yeah she like fell on me i lifted her up and like a guy got up we put her sat her down she was with her boyfriend her boyfriend was like splashing water in her face and then she oh yeah thankfully thankfully came back because it was getting to that point where I was like, if she's still unconscious by the time I get to my stop, I probably have to stay and help her. Oh, and be like the Good Samaritan.
I've been caught in that spot. Thankfully, by the time we got to my stop, she was awake and back to normal.
Hank, you saved her life. If you were Tim Tebow and this happened on a train with him, the headlines in the next would be Tim Tebow saves a woman's life on train.
Yes. So, Hank, thank you for saving a life that's very big of you.
During my FireFest, no less. You are a hero.
It is thrilling to be in that situation. I had one similar to that where I was like the fifth guy, though, who showed up.
I just handed the person my Gatorade and left. That's pretty nice.
Yeah. I had one in college in my human sexuality class.
The lady behind me had a seizure in the middle of the class. Did you grab her tongue and rip it out as hard as you could? She started to pass out.
That's what you're supposed to do. I went behind her, and I was like, let me get that tongue.
Yeah, let me hold that tongue real quick. And then fortunately, it was a special.
We were doing a class that day on French kissing. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on. Back up.
In college? Yeah. You took a sexuality class in college? Human sexuality class in college, yeah.
It was basically- Talk about a late learner. It was basically like, it goes here.
This is where he put it. Why in college? Because I- You buried the lead here with the seizure girl.
You took a sexuality class in college? Yeah, it was great. We watched porn.
Okay, that's weird. I took the class in college because I had a lot of questions about the human body.
So did you save the woman's life or is she dead? No okay good yeah well i don't know she might be dead now right because you just haven't kept up with her but retroactive i saved her life that day she was alive for at least 24 hours after that the campus was talking about me that day they're like hey did you hear about this kid that uh had a girl that had a seizure behind him he grabbed her tongue and then yeah walked around the classroom he dog walked her with her her tongue yeah i thought the worst part was when you're in a situation like that especially if you've never been around that before and you hear somebody like gargling behind you uh you don't know how to react like well you were in a sexuality i was in sexual yeah so you know you never know what somebody's choking on in that class could be something else um so she was like gargling and then i turned around and i like i she fell out of her chair a little bit. And I grabbed her.
And then she was like, oh, I'm fine. This happens all the time.
And then she just went back to the back to her seat. And then we resumed class like everything was fine.
Oh, man. Are you got your fire fest? Yeah, my fire fest of the week is I kept myself up two nights ago because I was watching Seinfeld as I was trying to fall asleep and the thought entered my brain how old are the characters on Seinfeld how old are they supposed to be on the show and it blew my mind trying to figure out how old they're supposed to be because growing up I was thought I just thought they were adults right and then I started thinking Jason Alexander Jerry Seinfeld were probably my age yeah they're in30s.
They're all in their mid-30s? Yeah. Are some people younger? No, I think they're in their mid-30s.
Kramer does not look like he's in his mid-30s. I think they're all in their early to mid-30s.
Just because Michael Richards grew up in the Jim Crow South does not mean that he's in his mid-30s in that show. But what part of this would blow your mind? What was the part? Because if you told me 28 to 40, I'd be like, yeah, sure.
I would say 40s, early 40s, because I don't want to imagine myself as being the same age as a Seinfeld kid. Not the part of them.
And it freaked me out. Not the part of not knowing their age, because I feel like their age is very agreed upon.
No, it's not. I don't think that it is agreed upon.
I think it definitely is. No.
How old are they? They're in their mid-30s. Just mid-30s.
Yeah. Somewhere in their mid-30s.
Yeah, somewhere in this. Yeah, exactly.
They're anywhere. When you hit your 30s, you could just be anywhere.
I don't know about that. What do you think, Hank? How old do you think they are? Low to mid-30s.
Probably younger than you now. Yeah, that's it.
And then that fucks me up, too. Kramer's probably like five or six years older yeah that's the part of the fuck show up not what age they are because i feel like that's pretty standard kramer's mature one yeah they're in their 30s i think kramer's in their 40 kramer's in his 40s i thought for a second george might be in his late 20s he just looks old because of the baldness no i think they're just all in their 30s it blew mind.
I don't know. And then I tried to look it up online.
And what they say. Then nobody knows.
Nobody knows the real answer to it. The only thing I know for sure is I will always think that they're older than me.
I will never reach a point in my life where I think Seinfeld is older than me. I could be 50 years old.
I'll be like, oh, Jerry was in his 60s. So your Fyre Fest is getting old.
My Fyre Fest is getting old. Don't blame it't blame it on Seinfeld I'm blaming it a little bit on Seinfeld they never had a birthday party and they tried to do a Simpsons thing where the characters didn't age at all I don't recall a single birthday party in that show for one of the main characters I don't know they had Christmases occasionally but I don't know nobody ever turned a different age they never said it it really it kept me up for about an hour hour and a half i was doing you're just getting old i think you're just coming to grips with the fact that you're getting old i don't like it whatever it is yeah you are it sucks but you're there you've always been about a day behind me in maturity i know so thank you for so you so you experienced this today yeah yesterday i was good i've been good all i've been good since monday okay fuck all this shit.
I'm a late bloomer, I guess. All right, my fire fest, I have to just preface this to my dad who's probably listening and also to Mike Florio who might be listening.
Do not fucking text me after I say what I'm about to say because I think both of them will. I have been peeing a little bit of blood.
Okay. So it sucks.
I don't know what to do mean it happened i've been blood before all right cool it's fine good yeah what are you looking at me like that hank should i go to the doctor no both of them are gonna text me be like go to the doctor it's not a joke you probably should it starts in the morning and then it's gone by the time the morning's over once i get a little liquid in my system no more blood are you in ketosis feel like a. It's just like, well, it scared the shit out of me the other day on Wednesday morning because it was like, it looked like, it looked like the shit that comes out of the, the strawberry lemonade.
Ghostbusters. Okay.
Yeah. And I've been watching Stranger Things, so maybe that's what it is.
I wouldn't worry too much about it. I've peed blood a few times.
Yeah. I ate a couple olives on Tuesday.
I think that might have something to do with it. That might be it.
You eat a couple olives, you don't know what's going to happen to your body. It's just too hot out, I think.
That too. I think maybe it's too hot.
Why are you looking at me like that, Hank? I said, don't shame me. There's no football.
Your body is very confused right now. I looked up the best as I looked it up, and there's like a bunch of different things in the first one.
The first one is the rhabdo when you work out so hard. Your muscles.
I was like, that's probably not me. Then it turns brown.
It's like a dark. That's a different thing.
I'm probably okay. Maybe it's like that horror movie where the walls start bleeding blood as an indication to get out of the house.
Maybe your dick is just saying, quit having babies. Quit shooting sperm out of me because I'm going to trickle blood into everything.
It's one of those minor inconveniences that we're going to monitor. You're on your period.
Yeah, that's exactly right. All right, maybe I'll sync up tomorrow because I'm a day younger than you.
If you start peeing blood. Hank is judging me still.
Yeah, Hank, you've never peed blood in your life. I'm concerned about you.
Thank you. So in all seriousness, the times that it's happened to me, it's stopped within about a day or two.
Yeah, then I looked it up because if we're being in the trust tree here, this might have happened like a couple months ago too. But it said if it happens, you should see a doctor right away even if it goes away.
No. I don't buy that.
That happened to me in my mid and late 20s. I'm going to try to get a doctor though.
That's one thing. Now you're older than Seinfeld.
Yeah, now you are very much older than Seinfeld. Maybe you got kidney stones.
That would be great content if you passed a kidney stone on the air. I also had diarrhea right before, so I figured it just transferred.
It took a left when it should have taken a right. You see what I'm saying, Hank? If we were to power rank the holes that you don't want blood to come out of, I feel like dick is number two.
Nose, everyone has a bloody nose from time to time. I've never had one.
Especially if you're a drug guy like Hank. I've never had one.
You never had a bloody nose? Never in my life. I've said this before.
You've never broken your nose or been hitting your nose? I've gotten hit in my nose very, very hard, and I literally just cannot bleed out of my nose. That's weird that you've never...
It's crazy. Anyway, not a problem if you bleed out of your nose.
If you bleed out of your dick, I don't think that's an issue. If you bleed out of your mouth, usually not an issue.
Eyes would be an issue when we start to get to eyes ears and

well i yeah i'm not gonna play thompson there's been butt blood yeah of course there has um all right let's do mount rushmore mount rushmore of juniors uh who is starting it's me right yeah okay so hank then me here we go that was quick that we had uh at the end of the week sports We've done three, so it's kind of like...

That just blew my mind.

The fact that we are now in a rotation that like. Mm-hmm.
Okay. But we did do two.
Right. Yeah.
Okay. Ken Griffey Jr., number one.
Okay. Good choice.
Good pick. Basic choice.
The bacon of juniors. I'll go with uh junior soprano number two fuck but is he like

what are you about to say hey what are you about to say don't get contentious anymore but no pft

let him go what are you about to fucking say you piece of shit but we don't get contentious

he didn't even eat pussy that's very true that's and he shot tony no he did eat pussy

Thank you. These are words wisely, Hank.
But we don't get contentious. He didn't even eat pussy.
That's very true. That's true.
And he shot Tony. No, he did eat pussy.
Oh, true. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was a pussy king. Yeah.
Yeah, and then he shot Tony, and then he died of dementia. All right.
My first pick is going to be... That blew Hank's mind, because he didn't get to that part.
Martin Luther King Jr. Oh, wow.
Yeah. Pander much? No, I think that's just a solid, solid pick.
Okay. It'd be a shame if Racist didn't vote for my Mount Rushmore.
What's your second pick? My second is going to be... I'm going to go with...
This is a big one. Mel Kiper Jr.
Okay.

Okay.

I'll go with my second pick.

I'll go Dale Earnhardt Jr.

Jr.'s Jr.

Okay.

He feels like a junior.

We should have that discussion after too

because there's definitely people who are like,

that's Jr.

Yep.

Because I actually have some people who are juniors,

but we don't know that they're juniors which i don't think counts as junior okay okay i'm with you yeah you got me you feeling that vibe uh i will go with birdman jr okay aka little wayne yeah i didn't know that and cal ripkin jr good one good one hank good one. Good one.
Hank, good one. All right.
I'll go with maybe a contentious one. Do you guys like Junior Mints? Yeah.
I had that on my list, too. Yeah.
I love Junior Mints. Also, Junior Mints feels like you can't.
The one thing I like about Junior Mints, I don't think you can get it everywhere. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's mostly like a movie theater.
Yeah. It's a vending machine snack is what it is.
Exactly. It's not.
I like that about it. I've never seen Junior Mints stocked in a grocery store.
Right. You go into like even a liquor store, you can get a Snickers bar.
You know what I mean? It's just too easy to get. I like the fact you got to work a little for your Junior Mints.
And it's like eating your candy and brushing your teeth all at once. You don't have to take care of those later.
Only problem is when they get clumped up. That sucks.
That's fine. Just bonus mint.
Yeah. All right.
Okay. Hank is looking at me.
He's giving me eyes. He's staring daggers.
You're giving me eyes. You look like Junior Soprano, and I'm a big pussy.
You're giving me those eyes. Well, he ordered big pussy to be killed.
No, that was Tony. But he had a say in it.
He was acting boss. True.
All right. all right um my next he was a bad boss what do you mean he was a bad boss he was old name only he was old school hank you wouldn't understand anything about that uh my next junior is going to i'm gonna go with a value pick on this one i'm gonna go with george foreman's junior because there are like five of them he's got five sons all named george but they can't all be junior i think they are i don't think that's how it works i think you only have one junior they're all junior i don't think that's how they have nicknames okay but they're they're all george but can you do multiple juniors george foreman's junior okay uh my next one is that is that not accurate no i don't want all of them if they're not all juniors i don't want them.
But they're all named George. Yeah, they all are all named George.
We'll have to go to the tape afterwards. But go ahead.
Oh, wait. No, some of them are three, four, five.
Okay. Strict that from the record.
Wait. No.
No. Well, do we strike it from the record? Yeah, my hand's not off the piece.
My hand's not off the piece yet. It's still my turn.
It's still my turn. So instead, I'm going to sub that one out.
I'm going to go with Junior the Movie with arnold schwarzenegger yeah where he gets pregnant and has a kid i thought of that but uh then i realized that we're fucking old but i mean yeah it translates to anybody it's arnold schwarzenegger and he's pregnant i literally had arnold schwarzenegger i haven't seen that many arnold schwarzenegger i literally thought of it because i i obviously remember it as a kid and then I put my brain in Hank's head, and I was like, he's going to be like, what?

Wait, so you're pandering to the younger audience.

No, no, no, no.

Admitted pandering.

Yes, yes.

Half our audience doesn't have it.

Oh, yeah.

So you're pandering to the audience then.

No, I'm trying to be relatable to our audience.

Oh, well, that's a big difference.

That's very pandering.

Big difference.

There's a big difference.

Very pandering.

The junior movie still stands.

Schwarzenegger's pregnant.

No, it stands.

I like it as a pick. Great flick.
I like it as a pick. You should have put it on your Mount Rushmore.
A lot of people don't know it. My next one is Coach O.
Ed Ogeron. Petit Bebe.
He is a junior. Are you sure he's officially a junior? Yes, he's a junior.
Okay. Did you check it? Yes.
Ed Ogeron, junior. Did you double check it? Yes.
Okay. Did you triple check it? No.
Okay. Pandering, because everyone said my coach on pick on Wednesday was awesome.
All right. My last one is, you want to think I'm pandering? This is the anti-pander pick, Bronny James Jr.
I'm going to squat on that one. I'm going to buy that stock.
What do you think about that, Hank? I think Mount Rushmore is a mountain that was built after great people. He is great.
Have you seen his highlight tape?

Like 16-year-old on a mountain that's about people that are accomplished.

Have you seen his highlight tape?

You are forgetting that this is all about a mountain of greatness.

Oh, I know this is an anti-LeBron James podcast.

Not predicting future greatness.

I still went with Bronny James Jr.

Plus he's going to be a bust.

Oh, wow.

Damn.

He's already an alcoholic.

Yeah, it's a pandering pick.

I will go with my last one. I'm torn.
I'm very torn. But I'll go with Junior Seau.
Okay. Ooh, that's a good one.
Interesting choice. I like that.
Rest in peace. Rest in peace.
He had some issues, but he was a great tackler. What do we got for things that got left off? Junior cheesecake.
Junior. Junior's Cheesecakes? I was going to just say a college junior.

Yeah, I had a summer break after your junior year of college.

That's a great break.

That is a good break.

What about Carl's Jr.? You've just studied human sexuality.

You're ready to show off your new moves.

Do you guys like Carl's Jr.?

Carl's Jr. is pretty good.

I'm more of a Hardee's guy.

Good commercials.

Okay.

What about...

Robert Downey Jr.?

That's a good pick.

Iron Man.

Iron Man. Haven't seen it, but I heard it's good.
What would you have said if I said J.R. What about Robert Downey Jr.
That's a good Iron Man. Iron Man.

Haven't seen it, but I heard it's good.

What would you said if I said J.R. Smith?

Because it's like junior.

I would have allowed it.

I would have allowed it.

For creativity.

What about Freddie Prince Jr.?

Eh.

It's pretty good.

He used to be a hit.

Cupid Gooding Jr.

Here are some juniors that I got that you wouldn't know are juniors.

Will Smith.

He's a junior.

Didn't know that.

Snoop Dogg.

Yeah.

He's a junior.

Perez Hilton Jr.

That's great.

Thank you. I got that you wouldn't know are juniors.
Will Smith. He's a junior.
Didn't know that Snoop Dogg.

Yeah, he's a junior Perez Hilton junior.

That's crazy.

Yeah, that's huge.

That's huge.

For all the people who are, you know,

into celebrity gossip.

That's a huge one.

What else?

Any others?

I think if we've oh, Vlad Jr.

We should have.

Yeah, but he's topical.

Only has eight home runs.

Do we have a do we have any juniors

that have been on this podcast? Cal Ripken, Cal Ripken, Jr. Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Only has eight home runs. Do we have any juniors that have been on this podcast?

Macau Ripken.

Cal Ripken Jr.

Dale Earnhardt Jr.

Dale Earnhardt Jr.

Anyone that we haven't named?

No.

I don't think so.

I think that's it.

Kareem?

Yeah, probably.

Oh, Ice Cube.

Yeah, he has a junior, right?

I thought he was a junior.

I think he has a junior.

O'Shea Jackson, junior.

Okay.

Sammy Davis, junior.

Oh, that one slaps.

Yeah.

All right, let's get to our interview with Chris Broussard, junior.

Do you think he has a junior?

No, he's not a junior.

No, he's not.

That would have been awesome.

No, he wouldn't let himself be named after another man.

That's true.

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See AHS.com slash contracts for coverage details, limitations, and exclusions. Okay, here he is, Chris Broussard.
Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest. He is the co-host of the Odd Couple radio show with Rob Parker on Fox Sports Radio, Monday through Friday, 4 to 7 p.m.
Pacific time. He's on FS1.
He's on First Things First. He's on The Herd with Colin Coward.
And also, he is president and founder of the Brew Crew, my fan club that I made for you. It is Chris Broussard.
Thank you for coming. It's great to be here, man.
Appreciate it. Appreciate it.
I want to actually start there. Are you aware of the Brew Crew, the fan club? I've heard.
I've seen a reference to it online or something, but I don't really know. Okay.
I don't know if it's trying to diss me. Well, it kind of, it's evolved.

It's one of these things that we do.

It's evolved. It's evolved.

It's a limitless test. You can look at it whichever

way you'd like to. I think that you are

an underrated

genius in the

world of sports media

and sometimes you get things wrong, but

I don't think that that's what matters. I think

entertaining people and being part of the story is more important. So yeah, sometimes you get things wrong, but I don't think that that's what matters.
I think entertaining people and being part of the story is more important. So, yeah, sometimes you get things wrong.
That doesn't matter. The brew crew still rides.
Right. Let's start there.
Well, no, I don't define myself as a newsbreaker. And I'm not even a newsbreaker anymore.
There you go. I mean, that's one reason I left ESPN was because they wanted to keep me in a news-breaking role.
And I wanted opinion and analysis. I wanted that role.
It's kind of like the difference, if you remember newspapers, being a beat writer and a columnist. But a beat writer, you got to report and try to break stories, whereas a columnist, you just write your opinion.
And that's kind of the role I'm in now on TV and radio. So do you think that it's kind of unfair because you transitioned? Jalen Rose, let's start with the Kawhi stuff because everyone got that wrong.
Jalen Rose got it wrong. He said, I got it wrong.
He came out and said, I got it wrong. Do you think people treat you differently because you used to be a reporter and are now an opinionist and maybe they haven't, like maybe we need to make an official announcement right now.
Chris Broussard is not just a reporter anymore. I do think that some of it, I do think people tend to think of it.
Cause look, I'm not saying I would have broken the Kawhi story, but I wasn't trying it. Right.
You know, I mean, I had been on shows weeks leading up to the free agency. Like, man, I'm glad I don't have to chase the news.
Like y'all, the reporters can just talk about it when it happens but i was you know i still have connections within the league i talk to people and so i was getting info so i tweeted out little stuff i was getting uh and yeah and i think there's many reasons uh that people jump on me um i think some people don't believe agree with my social views necessarily uh as a christian So I think that some people would want to ride me for that. And then I also think, like you said, some people still think of me as that strict reporter, not realizing that I moved into a different role.
So you think that you get more crap because you're a Christian? Because of your beliefs? I think some of it. You think that makes you a target? Yeah.
Yeah. Well, you don't believe in gay marriage that's part of it right right i mean and i look as a christian i mean i i'm a bible believing christian so there's a lot of things i don't believe in you know i mean i don't i don't agree with no it's not that i don't agree with premarital sex oh i don't agree with adultery i might be out on agree with homosexuality so, you know, that's living as a Christian.
I don't make the rules. I just try to follow the rules that God set according to the Bible.
And then some people don't agree with that, and then they jump on me. I think mainly for, like you said, gay marriage and stuff like that.
Have you softened a little bit on that? Because I know it was a little bit more hard line before, but I mean. No it's not on on me to soften i mean i'm not

my lord jesus christ is my lord so he hasn't softened he you know look i i don't have a problem with homosexuals or i i do my show with rob parker who part of our whole intro is that he goes to strip clubs right which i don't agree with but that's my boy we friends, I don't want to sound cliche. I've had homosexuals at my house that are friends and we're cool.
So it's not a matter of me not being able to get along with anybody and be friendly with people. I may not agree with your lifestyle.
You may not agree with mine, but we can still be cool. and you know I don't expect everybody to agree with my beliefs and I don't think everybody should

expect me to agree with their beliefs either but we can still be civil and treat each other with respect and be friends you're on a pro-gay podcast right now we're a pro-gay podcast exactly and i mean and i don't know if you'd want to but we can hang out afterwards and go go kick it sure so i have no problem with that hang sesh yeah you name it crew crew meet we're in yeah so um i mean that's interesting so it's you've kind of adopted the mindset like you're not for gay marriage and so you're gonna show that by not getting gay married but people around you if they get married to somebody like then that's fine yeah in your opinion if they yeah i mean look everybody has the right to do what they want to do. Tolerance is tolerance.
And just like I may tolerate something I don't agree with, somebody else can tolerate something, me, if they don't agree with me. Okay.
I mean, we're supposed to be a pluralistic society. So that's what pluralism is.
We're not going to agree on everything as a society.'s just a matter of fact. But I do think that like you shouldn't be able to tell somebody what they can and can't do in terms of marrying somebody that they love in like a state ceremony.
Like religion and state is a little bit different. They don't have to do it in a church if they don't want to.
If they want to get married in front of a court clerk, I say absolutely 100%. And I don't see where the crossover where that would be with religion.
It's like, let's make that totally separate. They can still get all the rights.
They can get, you know, if their loved one passes away, then they're entitled to inheritance or they can make end-of-life decisions for someone they've spent their whole life with. That sort of thing.
I think we could probably agree that in that context, gay marriage is probably a positive thing. Well, and I think, like you said, if you want to separate the church and the religion, then the state shouldn't force or the government shouldn't force religions.
Not just Christian, Jewish, Muslim, whatever it may be, Islamic, shouldn't force religions to have to go against their beliefs either. You see what I'm saying? So, again, tolerance goes both ways.
All right, let's go back to the NBA. I mean, I think we're all on the same page.
Again, you're on a pro-gay podcast. So what more can you ask, right? Not that either of us are gay, but we are.
We're pro-sex. We're anti-Nazi.
We have a lot of beliefs that are very controversial. I'm anti-Nazi.
There you go. Welcome.
There we go. We agree.
I'm anti-racism. We agree.

Boom. We're pro-Blake on this

podcast, too. Just Blake's

in general. Alright, so the Kawhi stuff.

Did you see? Can we start?

Did you clap back at all at

the... What's the guy's name in Canada? Dan

whatever. Oh, I've got the quote right

here. Let's clap back.
So I want to know...

That was bullshit by him. That was bullshit.
It was Jay Onrae.

That was bullshit, Jay. I want to know if it's on site between you and Jay Onrae.
Because he took on the entire brew crew. He said, Chris Broussard, who worked at Fox and is the biggest fucking fraud in the history of sports media ever.
Now, Jay apparently didn't get the memo that you're not a newsbreaker. Correct.
That you're an analyst. First of all, I did see it, and I had to Google Jay first.

Damn.

Let's go.

Just real talk.

I'm not going to sit up here and lie.

I didn't know who he was.

Yeah.

Well, his partner was Jay and Dan.

Yeah.

So I had to Google him to find out who he was.

And then I laughed because, to me, it was like somebody in the G League

criticizing Damian Lillard.

Damian Lillard came ball.

I'm just saying.

Okay.

I'm not saying I'm LeBron.

I'm Brooker, so I'll go along with it.

You're Dame.

But I'm saying like, Jay Onrate, is that his name?

Yes.

He had a cup of, as my partner Rob Parker would say,

he had a cup of coffee and a sweet roll in the majors. He was at Fox Sports one for four years, I believe.
Yep. And he got demoted back to double-A ball.
Okay? He went from the NFL to arena football. I'm not even going to diss the CFL like that.
But he went from the NBA to the G League. And I'm like, get in the majors and stick before you criticize.
I mean, real talk. Like, I've been in the majors for over 20 years.
I worked at the New York Times for six years, okay? Won awards for my coverage of the New York Knicks. You know, won awards for my, I covered the Nets, the Knicks, and the NBA.
Went to ESPN, the magazine, wrote for 12 years. Won awards for feature stories, I wrote there.
Transferred or morphed into television and radio and have never been fired, never had my contract not be renewed. And so I'm in the majors, and I've been here for more than two decades.
You spent four years there and got demoted. There we go.
So you're criticizing me. My career cannot be defined by breaking transactions or missing out on transaction, making a few mistakes about transactions.
Like I said, I'm proud of the work I did at the New York times, ESPN, the magazine ESPN on Television, and now Fox. And the irony is that Jay Ornrate, in trying to critique me for getting something wrong, he got two things wrong.
He said ESPN kicked me out. ESPN didn't kick me out.
ESPN offered me a multi-year contract and was surprised when I turned it down and went to Fox. He said, Fox kicked me out.
As you said, I'm still at Fox. In fact, Fox kicked him out and didn't renew.
And this is just true. I'm not even trying to get a pissing contest with him.
Fox did not renew his contract. And I think his ire with me stems from two things.
One, bitterness that Fox Sports 1 didn't bring him back. Yep.
Okay. And two, during the playoffs, I called Canada soft.
I said Canada is soft, the Raptors are soft, and Drake is soft. That's when they were down 2-1.
The last one is empirically correct. Well, I look, and I think Drake is an awesome rapper.
He's a dope.etus. You are definitely an opinionist now.
Right, right, right. That's a great team.
All of Canada jumped on me. All of Canada jumped on me.
Rightfully so. But here's the thing.
You call that a group hug. I'm going to apologize.
Canada's not soft. Drake is not soft.
And the Raptors are not soft. But Jay Onright is soft.
Oh. So, okay.
So what you just said makes a lot of sense.

And I liked it because I feel like you don't stick up for yourself when people do that. And maybe it's just the type of guy you are.
But I also, there's an element, when you get something wrong, do you ever come out and say like, like Jalen Rose came out and was like, I was wrong about Kawhi. Have you done that? Because I think that would soften a little bit.
I did say that about Kawh yeah i i sent out a uh an instagram and twitter video and said you know i got it wrong i own it i owned it see i don't understand why but when when people do that like especially if you're not a reporter you're not pretending to be woge if you get it wrong and you say you got it wrong and you're like hey hand up i got it wrong i think it's fair it's a hard the the one thing i i will not begrudge like when i said this even when jalen rose said he got it wrong you guys do have to go on tv and say something interesting every single day for hours a day so what would be the interesting thing to say i don't know where kawaii is going like you can't go on tv and say no one knows where kawaii is going that's not interesting if you're hearing something and you're think it's real you gotta talk about it and also a lot of times stuff is fluid I still believe that had the Clippers not been able to pull off the deal for Paul George Kawhi would have joined the Lakers I don't think I don't think he wanted to be now I may be wrong but I don't think he wanted to live anymore in Toronto nothing against the wrong. Yeah.
But I don't think he wanted to live anymore in Toronto. Nothing against the Raptors but just the cities from Southern California.
I think he wanted to be in SoCal. But he also wanted a second star.
He didn't want to have to try to carry a team again as the only star with all due respect to his teammates in Toronto. And so I think that's why he was thinking about going to the Lakers.
But then once Clippers got that second star it was a no-brainer and look initially Steve Barmer didn't want to give up as much as they were giving up and then finally late Friday that Friday night he decided all right let's go all in and the deal was made and then it was an easy decision for Kawhi and I think it was the right decision I'm glad better for sports fans. Agreed.
Yeah, I think so too. So now we've got L.A.
with LeBron James, Anthony Davis, and Paul George and Kawhi on the Clippers. Who would you say has the advantage going into next year? I'm interested to see how those matchups shake out because you never really know until they're on the court.
But from your perspective, not as an insider, but as an opinion guy and an analyst, how do you think that's going to shake out? I think the best duo is LeBron and Anthony Davis. But I think the Clippers are the better team right now.
Because three reasons. One, their pieces fit together.
Like Kawhi and Paul George are going to be dropped into that system and fit seamlessly. all the role players Lou Williams Montrezl Harrell Landry Shammett all them they all know their roles and there's going to be no problem when we look at the Lakers we see questions all over is what if DeMarcus Cousins doesn't start or doesn't finish games is he going to be happy what if Kyle Kuzma doesn't start or finish is going to be happy? Frank Vogel, when we know if LeBron had his druthers, Ty Lue would be the coach.
Maybe Jason Kidd is his second choice. And he's an assistant right there.
So how's that going to work out? So there are a lot of questions with the Lakers. Clippers, the fit is right.
The chemistry will be right. Defensively, they're going to be tenacious with Kawhi Leonard and Paul George,

arguably the two best wing defenders in the league.

And then Patrick Beverly, probably the best point guard defender at the point of attack.

And then the coaching, Doc Rivers versus Frank Vogel.

As I said, there's a lot of questions surrounding Lakers coaching staff.

So for all those reasons, I think the Clippers have the advantage.

But it's close.

I think those are the two best teams in the league. And I And I think that, you know, we have to see how it comes together for the Lakers.
But if it comes together well, I think they could win the championship. I think the Lakers will win it within the next two years.
I was going to say that. Over under LeBron James championships for his career, four and a half.
I would go under. I think he wins one more.
One more? One more. Is there any truth to the fact that a lot of guys don't actually like to play with LeBron James because he will get the credit in the event of a win, and if the team loses, it's like, oh, LeBron did everything that he could.
He didn't have the support around him. I think it depends.
First of all, role players definitely want to play with him. Okay? You look at Miami, Shane Battier, an older Ray Allen, Mike Miller.
You know, guys have taken less money. Even Cleveland when he went back there.
Guys have taken less money to play with LeBron. And this year, once they wanted to sign up the veterans for the veteran minimum, all of them went.
So role players, a guy that needs somebody to create your stuff, they can just catch and shoot or they're defenders or they can catch it at the rim javel mcgee and score they love playing with lebron because it's gonna make it easier for them yeah stars are the question and that depends on the star i love it that if i'm a kawhi leonard i was saying this even as i'm saying he was going to go to the lakers in my mind i was like all season was saying he's going to the Clippers. Because if you win a championship with your own team, why in the world would you go to somebody else's team? So it didn't make sense to me, but I was just being told it and hearing it.
So I was saying he's going to the Lakers. But if you're a star and you, I respect that you want your own team.
And so some guys who want their own own team are going to play with LeBron. But there are other stars that will.
Anthony Davis. Anthony Davis risked his image, his public image, took less money to go play with LeBron.
So it just depends on the circumstance. Where are we at with Kevin Durant? As far as our relationship? Yeah.
He's a future guest of ours, we think. Are you making inroads in that? Well, we've had a storied past.
I'll put it this way. We've been texting with him.
Actually, I have texted with him. Is there a big difference? Oh, yeah.
See, I didn't know the difference. Now I say DM.
Frankly, I think it's unnatural that a man would DM with another man. If it makes it any better, he reached out to me, I think, that time.
Okay. So this is why we're going to get into more of my brew crew, why I'm the leader of the brew crew.
But this was a vintage brew crew when you're like, we've been texting, but you've been DMing. That's just you have a little bit of extra like, hey, you don't know where the target is.
You guys figure it out. So I like that by you.
Are you guys cool? We haven't talked since then. But here's the thing with KD.
He goes back at like so many media members, including ex-players. Like when they say something about him, he will go back at them.
I'm not going to name names. He Coutinho Mobley said he did, but I know there's other players that he's gone back at immediately.
And so I assume when I see him, it'll be all love. I mean, I got no problem with him.
And even in our DMing, as I said on Undisputed, well, it was DMing. Yeah, whatever.
You can say whatever you want. We go back at, we were going back at each other.
You know, he know he was critical of me he's called me names then i'll go back i won't call him names but i'll go back and explain what i was saying and we have a long debate and what's happened with us in the past is that we've been able to come to an understanding because we do share as i said on undisputed he's a christian as well so that common faith has enabled us to always be able to let cooler heads prevail and come to an agreement. So hopefully that'll be the case when I see him next time.
Do you think so? The reason I started texting with him, DMing, whatever, was I just I did an Instagram story of a basketball playing pickup hoops. And he just replied, you all are trash, which I thought was funny.
But like, do do you think he responds to too much because what we've done as a podcast is we used to think it was a little much but post burner and like i don't know what it is but he's just kind of owns that he will mix it up right he will go into the comments and mix it up no you know what and i i've kind of said a similar thing uh the burner account obviously that's too much. And hopefully he doesn't have any more.
Oh, he definitely has more. Listen, if you have one burner count, you have many problems.
You can't quit the burner life cold turkey. You've got to wean yourself off a little bit.
That's a big time thing. But we talked about it on our radio show, the iCouple a couple weeks ago.
I was like, look, is Kevin Durant sensitive or is he just gangster? Is he just like, look, you put my name in your mouth, I'm coming at you. I like that.
And I like that. Now, the burner account obviously isn't gangster.
But outside of that, maybe if he's moved on from that, then I like the fact that, I mean, it's not for everybody. Like you said, I don't go back at everybody that goes at me.
But if that's I'm fine with I'm fine with it there one thing I was worried about with Durant was just that it can take away your own happiness and quality of life if you let all that get in your head it can also add to it though because what I've seen from him recently people send me screenshots all the time of him replying to just random people in his DMs like Like he's firing back on anybody. It could be some Instagram user with 20 followers.
And he's calling him a little punk ass bitch. Stuff like that.
I think for him, I don't think he's too sensitive. I don't think he's a gangster.
I think he's somewhere in between, which is like a pretty normal person. Human child of social media.
Who realized at some point that replying to people who were talking shit about him makes him feel better. Yeah.
And I think a lot of people out there, if they were put in his shoes, would probably do the same thing. Like if somebody slides in your DMs and is like, hey, fuck you, I hate you, you're going to respond to them and be like, hey, you're a punk ass bitch and I've got $100 million more than you.
Yeah. I think that's human.
And I also think, I've kind of settled on this. As long as it doesn't impact him negatively on the court.
Yeah, which I don't think it has. Right.
It clearly hasn't. We've seen guys come to New York and with the back pages and the pressure not be able to perform to the best of their ability.
You can't say that about Kevin Durant. And I know he hasn't been in New York yet, but just wherever, he's getting the pressure, he's getting the criticism, and even though he reads it all, sees it all, hears it all, it is not impacting him negatively on the court.
He can still go out and ball. So if he does that and he's happy, I'm cool with it.
Do you think he and Kyrie are going to work together well? Because that's a very interesting dynamic between the two of them, especially with Kevin Durant not playing for a year. I think Kevin Durant's game fits with everybody.
When you can shoot and you're seven feet tall, you can fit with everybody. The guys that are hard to work with other stars are ball-dominant guys.
So now we wonder, how's Westbrook and Harden going to work because they're both ball-dominant? LeBron and Kyrie won the championship but had their issues because they're both ball dominant. So with Kyrie is ball dominant, but I think you understand Kevin Durant is the best player, maybe the best player in the world.
So I think they'll work well. Now, they're fully capable of winning the championship.
And I would like to see them win a championship. If you put a gun to my head and said, will they win a championship, I think I would say no.
But I hope they do, and I know they're capable of doing it. Okay, so it's interesting because Kyrie, you know, he did have that experience with LeBron.
He's going to be playing next year. Kevin Durant's probably not going to be playing at all next year.
Kyrie will probably get him to the playoffs. I would imagine get him maybe win a round, maybe two rounds in the playoffs.
And then he's going to have to deal with he's the alpha. Now we've got another alpha coming back.
Now is it Kyrie's team or is it KD's team? And that's something that he's kind of had a problem with in the past. And I don't know if he'll be able to deal with it.
Maybe he will at the start. I mean, winning kind of cures all the problems, right? So if it works, then maybe it's going to be good.
But I have my doubts that he's going to be able to become ball submissive if we're talking ball dominance. He's a ball sub now.
And just let KD take over that team that he will have a feeling that he helped build that team, you know? Well, it's easier with just two guys. You know, you can have two guys both get their 25 points a game you know it's harder with three because typically one has to step back unless he's just a pass first point guard type player so i think they'll work fine i think the fact that they're good friends will help them uh and i think kyrie also was humbled a little bit in Boston.
I mean, for him to call LeBron and apologize. Now, him saying it publicly, I think he did that with ulterior motives.
I think he did that to send a message to his younger teammates. Hey, you need to get in line.
I needed to get in line once. You need to get in line now.
However, it still took humility for him to call lebron and apologize the way he did and recognize he need he needed you know what lebron was saying so i think i'm gonna say that they can make it work okay um can i do uh great moments in brew crew history real quick uh is it is it gonna be is it gonna be taking shots at no it's not well listen i'll i. Because I don't know how much of the positive stuff you're going to have in there.
The Brew Crew started maybe as a joke, but now I actually think that you have an entertaining way about you that is interesting because you're not a reporter anymore. Well, I don't want to be a clown.
No, you're not a clown. So we'll do it.
You can stop me if you don't want to do any more. But the first is the LeBron reporting the news after the SI story.
That's my favorite clip of all time. Well, ESPN asked us to confirm it.
And you did. I was sitting there on the desk, Ryan Winhorse, myself, and I think Mark Stein.
And they wanted us to confirm it. Yes.
And you did. So, you know, that's what I did.
All right. So here's my favorite one.
This one I think you actually will like. When you did the ranking of the players and you said, I don't know if I was the first person to say it on air, but I was the first person I heard say it on air, Steph Curry's the best shooter in NBA history.
I think I – who said it before me? I don't know, but I love that line. That's a great line.
I think I was the first person. I was the first person that I heard say it.
I think. I know Mark Jackson said they're the best shooting backcourt with Klay Thompson.
Not the same. But I think I was the first person.
We actually say that all the time. If we have a take that sounds good, but it's like maybe somebody else has used it, cover your ass.
First time I heard say. I heard say.
So that one's a sweat. I love that one.
And then the other one I had was when people were coming at you for the Tristan Thompson signs a three-year, $53 million contract with the Cavs. People said it hadn't happened yet, and you said he's willing to.
Right. That's a great qualifier.
See, that's not bad. You're dunking on the haters.
Yeah, yeah. I mean, that was a miss.
There's a whole back story to that, but yeah, yeah. Listen, I think the Brew Crew is the most misunderstood, like, crew out there on the internet.
Hey, I'm not part of the Brew Crew. That's y'all.
Well, you're the leader of the Brew Crew. You're the leader of the Brew Crew.
I don't know what y'all do with the Brew Crew. You lead it.
Like I said, don't clown me. Let's respect each other, and it's all good.
So when you get things wrong, like what's the one thing you got wrong that just eats at you? Like, man, I got that one wrong.

Well, everything you get wrong eats at you. You know? And so, yeah, I mean.
Is there one, though, that sticks out that you're like, man, I really wish I had that one back? Well, right now it's the Kawhi one. Yeah, right.
At this moment in time. Right.
But like I said, a lot of times things are fluid. And so, like, for instance, whether it's me or any reporter, if you report that the Lakers, I'm just making something up, but the Lakers and the Cavs are talking about a trade for, say, say it was Kyle Kuzma for Colin Sexton.
Just throw it out. And it doesn't happen.
As first as I heard. And it doesn't happen.
It looks like you just got something wrong, but they actually may have talked. They had the conversation.
And they didn't go ahead with the trade. So you know what I'm saying? So when you're reporting things as they develop, some things may happen, some things may not happen.
Some things change. I mean, the thing is with the Kawhi thing, you had a seismic change take place i mean the clippers got a superstar paul george that changed everything yeah if paul george had been there from the get-go it wouldn't even been a whole big drama of kawaii where's he gonna go so that's you know that's something to take into account too back in uh i think it was the 2015 offseason, that was the emojis where Blake Griffin, DeAndre Jordan, that whole thing was going down.
I took your side in that when you were saying Mark Cuban was looking for DeAndre Jordan. Because he was in Houston, what else was he doing in Houston at that time besides hoping for a meeting with DeAndre Jordan that he didn't get? But then Cuban tried to go on Cyber Dust, which is a very successful app.
That's true. Oh, man, we used to do stuff with that.
Yeah, and he fired back on you on that. In that situation, even though I feel like you were correct in your reporting, at what point do you have to let a feud go with somebody like Mark Cuban? Well, myself, I don't hold on to feuds.

Even the Jay Onwrapped,

the Brew Crew has already moved on.

Really, I don't waste my

time holding on to a

feud with somebody worrying about what

they think, what they said, whatever.

So Mark Cuban and I went back and

forth texting.

I think it was Black

BBM. I think it was black yeah it was bb it was bbm i think it was texting or we'll say blackberry message it was something yeah uh but we went back and forth and we we were fine you know he came out and said some things even after where again we our conversations were fine do i know for a fact that i was wrong no i don.
Because a lot of people that were telling me this stuff went dark once Cuban got loud about it. People in Dallas went dark.
And so he and I went back and forth. He asked me to retract it.
I never retracted it because I was like, I'm not sure it's wrong. And I haven't been told by these people.
But we kind of settled of settled like we're all right I saw him at a Dallas game I was there doing sideline reporting we shook hands it was cool now he like I said he said a few things about me since then but you know and I could I take the high road all right when he had his issues with the franchise and all the and the it wasn't me too at that time but the sexual harassment, not him, but within his franchise, I didn't shoot at him. With Mark Cuban, when he came out about Trayvon Martin, and he said, this was before, obviously, the tweet I put out about DeAndre Jordan, but Mark Cuban said, if I see a black guy in a hoodie, you remember that quote? I'm going to move to the other side of the street.
And if I see a white guy with tattoos all over his face, I'm going to walk to the other side of the street. And I hit Mark Cuban.
I texted him, whatever it was, you know, it must've been text. And I said, look, I don't think you're a racist, but that was wrong.
What you said, I said, notice the black guy just has to have on a normal article.

Right. Right.
Everyone white guys got to, you know, put tattoos all over his face.

Yeah. Right.
For you to. He came out.

Now, I'm not saying I was the reason, but he came out a day or two later and apologized for that.

And so that's look, I don't know where I stand with Mark Cuban.

I haven't seen him in a while or talked to him in a while.

As far as I was concerned, we left it good.

And last time I saw him, we shook hands and it was good.

But, you know, I don't know.

I got one last question for you.

This is more about your days when you were kind of like an insider,

when you were maybe writing for The Times, that sort of thing. We have a lot of insiders on this show, whether it's football or basketball.
Uh, I'm always curious and I asked them this question. Why do people talk to you? Why do people in the business in like on the team in the front offices, why do they talk to these people that they know are going to write articles? Like what is the motivation when you're reaching out to them? How can you know this guy will speak with me and share information with me? Well, I mean, I've covered the league for 25 years, since 19, almost, yeah, 25, 26 years.
So you just develop relationships, you know, and now most guys talk off the record. You know, when I first started covering the league, it was rare to see anonymous quotes.
Peter Vesey was doing it. But for the most part, a lot of people weren't using anonymous quotes.
Now that's all you see are sources or anonymous quotes. So now everybody's talking off the record.
But one, it's just the relationships you develop. Two, it's some guys may want to use you to get information out.
They use you to give them information. So it's a back and forth, you know.
So it's just, you know, guys in the in the league, understanding the game to and understand the power of the media, understanding that you're going to be on television, on the radio, talking about them, perhaps shaping opinions about them. and they may want to have a good relationship with you because that is human nature that if we get along, it could soften what somebody says about you.
Now you try. I try to be objective no matter what.
You know, whatever our relationship is, I'm going to try to tell the truth how I feel no matter what. But I think those are motivations that guys have.
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You've done all the things, you know, you've been on ESPN, you've been on FS1. Those are the big leagues.
And you've been successful at it. What is the one piece of advice you would give someone who's trying to get to the big leagues like you've been? Because I think you're in a specific situation where some people respect you.
Some people don't. But you've done it.
And you cannot deny that you've been here and been doing it. I think that I say two things.
One, wherever you're at, like if you come right out of college and they got you covering high schools for a website or newspaper, don't be so focused on ESPN or FS1 that you don't excel where you're at. Like, you know, you're so focused on I got to get up there and be on first take withven a smith or whatever that you lose focus on what you're actually supposed to be covering because the best way to get to espn fs1 whatever is to excel where you're at dominate your high school beat dominate your college beat or whatever and that's the best way for you to move up and get there i mean i started steven, Stephen, I can name a host of people who started out covering high school sports.
Yeah. I actually started out part time in the Cleveland Plain Dealer newsroom, you know, sitting there from 3 to 12 answering phones.
Moved my way up to covering high schools, then moved my way up from that to covering the pros. So that's one thing.
The second thing I would say, and some writers writers have done it don't let yourself get kind of like i i one of my biggest mistakes was i let myself get kind of pushed into a role i didn't want and that was with the news breaking because as a beat writer you know breaking stories is part of it i broke my share of stories at the akron beacon journal uh and New York Times. And then when I left the New York Times and went to ESPN, I told ESPN, I was like, I'm done with the daily grind.
And I was writing feature articles for ESPN, the magazine. And I was still on TV.
They had me on television for my information and things like that. Because you're talking to people around the league.
You're getting information. But I wasn't breaking stories and trying to break stories.
I wasn't even concerned with that. I was doing long-form stories, did several with LeBron James, Allen Iverson, Dirk Nowitzki, things like that.
I really enjoyed that. And I enjoyed going on television, giving analysis, giving information.
What turned me, my career, and it was great for me as well, was the summer of 2010 when LeBron and Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh and all those guys were free agents. And I was like, I said, you know what, this is the biggest story of the decade.
And I wasn't one of our, you know, Mark Stein was the major newsbreaker at ESPN. You had Rick Buecher and some other guys there.
And I was working around the clock to try to break stories. And I broke several stories during that whole time.
Wade and Bosh going to Miami, all that. And so I was doing really well that summer with breaking a lot of that news.
And ESPN began to look at me as a newsbreaker. And again, it was great for my career.
It raised my profile. I got on NBA countdown with Magic Johnson and Michael Wilbur and John Berry and all that.
But they, like I said, they kind of saw me in that role, which I never wanted at that point. I was done with that.
But I kind of, you know, never really said, look, I'm not, this is not the role I want. And I kind of let it, you know, and then I was half, you know, I worked hard at other things.
I still was writing some for the magazine. I still was, you know, giving information on television.
But I wasn't really fully trying to break a ton of stuff. And then I would try to hustle around the trade deadline or free agency and get some stuff.
But nowadays you really got to hustle like that year round, which I really wasn't doing. You know, I was doing a bunch of little things, all that.
And so that can lead to some of the mistakes that I made and so that's what I would say don't that was one of my mistakes is kind of letting myself get pushed into this role of of ESPN viewing me maybe as the at he can be our Adam Schefter of the NBA which I never wanted i just that's not my lifestyle that's not

my personality that's i don't want to be as much as as hard as i work and i've worked hard and work hard i don't want to be working 24 hours a day right and and when i'm with my family i really don't want to get a text of something breaking right you know i want to be able to explain I want to be able to spend time

with my kids

and not that those guys don't

but that was a mistake that i made and that's why i'm so happy now to be in the role of an opinionist and an analyst because i do have an educated opinion i've covered the league for 25 years or 26 years whatever i think you recognizing that this was something that you didn't want to be stuck in is something that doesn't always happen to people. Just because you find that you're good at something and you get put in a position, your bosses encourage you to do it this way.
A lot of times people just stay in that lane for the rest of their careers and be silently begrudging of the fact that they're there and just deal with it. But good for you for recognizing that's not where you want it to be.
You look at a Zach Lowe who does great stuff for ESPN. He may have a nugget here or there, but he said he doesn't want to get into that news breaking role.
You know, Ramona Shelburne, she breaks her stuff, but she's not trying to get into transactional news breaking. Storytelling.
And I never really define myself at that point as saying, Look, I's not trying to get in the transactional right news break storytelling and i never really define myself at that point as saying look i'm not trying to be the guy to try to break every trade or break every you know free agent signing i kind of just let it go and let them perceive me in that light and you know like i said it can it can lead to making some mistakes um all right chris broussard, thank you so much. You're a recurring guest now, so you have to come on anytime we ask.
Hey, man, like I said, I'm cool with being here. Y'all do good stuff.
Yeah, appreciate it. And we DM and text, so I understand how the line got blurred so quickly.
Right, right. But thank you for coming on.
You know, I'm not a child of the social media era. That's fair.
I'm a grown man, so to me DMing and texting is the same.

It even looks the same now. They changed the format.

You got the bubbles on both sides.

It is kind of the same thing. You're talking directly to someone.

Chris Broussard, you can see him on

FS1 on a million programs.

Thanks so much, man.

Alright, man.

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First up, by the way, Taylor Luan will just not stop tweeting at me. That's tough.
You're stuck in a Dan Orlovsky. He's just so fucking annoying about it.
All right, here you go. The Mike Rabel penis cutting story was on his podcast.
Was it? What's it called? Bussing with the boys. Bussing with the boys.
Bleep that out, Hank. So, yeah.
There you go. There's the credit.
And we can move on. Okay.
Yeah. Taylor.
Taylor. If you cut.
Please stop tweeting me. If you personally cut Mike Rabel's penis off, then let's come.
We'll go on your show to discuss. Yes.
Yes. You have to go full John Bobbitt on him.
Yes. All right.
First up, we have a stay woke PFT. What do you got? Big, big stay woke.
So this comes to us courtesy of Twitter user Maggie Kurth Baker. Okay.
There was a report that in 1989, the cash strapped Soviet Union paid Pepsi with 17 submarines, a cruiser, a frigate, and a destroyer in exchange for $3 billion worth of Pepsi, causing Pepsi to become the sixth largest military power, at least Navy-wise, in the world. And so she says that she's decided to become a Pepsi, still has a secret Navy truther.
And I'm board for this this is an ultimate mid-July story I'm all on board for it I believe it for one reason if you remember there was a Super Bowl commercial back in the late 90s where it said that you could use Pepsi points to buy a Harrier jet, do you remember that? they listed all the shit you could buy using Pepsi points and it was just normal stuff just normal stuff for the most part, like binders, shoes, whatever. But they also said at the end, kind of as a joke, wink, wink, a joke, you can buy a Harrier fighter plane.
And then someone got like a big financing crew together and bought as many Pepsi points. And Pepsi was like, no, we're not going to give you the jet because they needed it for themselves.
And if you look at the competition, Coke has a Navy. You saw that boarding video from the Coast Guard.
Yes. Of that dude just jumping on the submarine, banging on the door, trying to get access to all that Peruvian flake that was inside.
Yep. So Pepsi needed to start a war against Coke.
So now that you've revealed this, what next? That's a good question. I think we just live in fear.
It was huge. That was a huge reveal.
I'm going to give you credit. You got excited.
What's next? I'm excited. It feels like a big thing, but where do we go from here? Where do we go? When somebody asks, is Pepsi okay? You say, sir, yes, sir.
And you stand at attention. You take that fucking Pepsi.
I don't know. Are they okay? Private.
How's their Navy doing? They haven't lost a war since then. Interesting.
Think about it. So who came up with this? This was just passed along from Maggie Kurth Baker.
But this was an actual story from the 80s. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right. That they got this.
This is the ultimate July training camp has to start. And if I could tie it into football real quick, you saw that big $1.6 billion bust of cocaine that came into into Philly and Chris Long all of a sudden noted drug user Chris Long is recently retired he doesn't have anybody else to donate a salary to so he's probably funding a bunch of drugs being imported how about Chris Long like not reading the Mount Rushmore that we did on Wednesday that was an all time high moment by him yeah very high Yeah, very high.
All I'm saying is... Put down the bong, Chris.
All I'm saying is, Pepsi, I am squarely in your corner now. Okay.
I'm done with Coke because I'm in fear of your Navy. I actually don't mind Pepsi, honestly.
Pepsi is fine. I like Pepsi.
It's fine. It's fine.
It's not, like, great. I'm a Mountain Dew guy.
Does Pepsi make Mountain Dew? Mm-hmm. Fuck.
All right. We love Pepsi.
We love Pepsi here. It's great.
It's better than Coke. It's better than Coke.
Yeah. Wait, what are you talking about? Do you drink? Yeah, but what is...
Does Coke make anything that we drink? Crack. Sponsored? Body armor, but no.
But... Okay, all right.
So, yeah, we're good. We like every drink exactly the same because they're all delicious.
Except for Pepsi a little bit more because they have a military. Yeah, except Gatorade.
Fuck them. You know what? Actually, if you drink Coca-Cola, it's disrespecting some troops.
Until Body Armor comes back. Until Body Armor comes back.
Alright, we have a you decide... What did we say this was going to be? Oh, it's bad visual.
Good visual. It might be good or bad visual, so here's how we're going to frame it okay it's like if you go to a beer company's website nice fucking sirens i just lock eyes with hank every time the siren is there i know there's nothing it's not his fault at all and there's nothing he can do about it but we just have like a a silent we need this fixed moment every time the siren goes off okay so uh this is like when you're going onto like a beer company's website and asks you, how old are you? Yeah.
To make sure that you're 21 to get through it. If you're less than 18 years old, you need to fast forward through the next 30 to 45 seconds of this podcast.
If you're over 18, then you can listen to it because it's a good visual for CeCe Sabathia. Yep.
For packing the biggest fucking dip that i've ever seen on tv on tuesday night or was it wednesday morning whenever it was it was like half a tin of skull they just put in there after he got kicked out of the game and so did he do the horseshoe it was like the whole thing yeah he grabbed his mouth and i mean it was it was impressive a good visual from where i'm sitting but if you're younger than 18 or also just impressionable in any way no matter the age it was a bad it was an impressive feat of athleticism no matter how old you are true i'll put it that way you can you can separate the physical act and how how crazy it is that he fit all that stuff in his gums yeah you can separate that from the product that he was put. He could have put a wad of toilet paper that big.
I would have been impressed. Did he just go bomb or did he spread it out like horseshoe stuff? It was a bomb.
I call him BCC Sabathia because we weren't supposed to see that. Yeah, exactly.
Nick Riley joke. Bad Sports Town.
Wrapping it up before we get licensed to Jill in here. Bad Sports Town, the city of New York.
Yes. And is it why? Because Baker said what? Baker was very happy to have Odell Beckham in Cleveland.
And he said, I'm very excited for him to be able to play in front of fans that will actually come out and support him. I love it for two reasons.
One, Baker, just always a lightning rod. Two, this is how Odell Beckham feels.
Because he definitely told Baker this. Like, this is one of those situations where Baker is kind of speaking for Odell Beckham.
They didn't support me. Yeah.
I also didn't realize that I said when we had Dr. Phil on Wednesday, because we tape these things and then they go away for like two months.
I guess I said, I don't like Cleveland. I don't like LeBron in the calves.
That part of Cleveland, the Browns and the calves. I've always said Browns fans and calves fans are not the same fans.
Here's what you do. Big cat.
Cause I find myself in the same shoes as you when we tape an interview a long time ago. And then something that I said gets brought up to me.
What it's I've evolved what? I've evolved since then. Yeah.
You've evolved since they taped that.

But I have always stated that I think Cavs and Browns fans are not the same fans.

Yes.

Even though they are.

They are, but they're in different modes when they root for one team or the other.

Right, because the Browns, I like the Browns.

I want them to do well.

The fans are always bundled up, real snug in big khaki coats all the time.

It's great.

It's a fun sports town when the Cavs are playing.

Also, maybe Odell should have a little bit of awareness

because here in New York,

we have some of the nation's largest sporting goods manufacturers,

and the way that he treated sideline equipment

was disrespectful to the jobs and the work that they put in.

So naturally, he lost the audience there.

Fair.

It's true.

In Cleveland, they just have Quicken.

So as long as you don't disrespect subprime mortgages, Dan Gilbert, then you'll be fine. Or the font, all of Cleveland and Detroit.
Oh, no Beckham's hair is the, it's the hairstyle equivalent of comic sans. Now that I think about it.
I don't think so. I do.
I think that it's gotta be something a little bit more. Well, no, he cut it.
He cut it. Oh, you're saying now? No, the old one was Comic Sans.
All right. It was more like Wingding.
Wingding? You didn't know what was going on? Yeah, Wingding. Jill, you ready? License to Jill.
Jill's been sitting here the whole time, and then I say her name, and she's like, what? Me? You just have not been listening to this podcast. That's okay.
Jill, come have a seat. Jill, sit down.
We're going to do License to Jill. We're going to wrap up the show, wrap up the week.
Monday, I think we have a certain Blake of the Year and maybe a British Open winning Blake as well calling in. We'll see if he wins.
Well, first report on part of my take, Brooks Koepka has won the British Open. There you go.
Don't be able to watch. Suck it, Brandel Chamby.
Must credit us. That's Brandy Chamby right there.

Which one?

The guy on the left?

The one on the left.

Yeah.

He looks like a brandless.

Bad radio.

Yeah, we're just watching TV.

All right, Jill, what's up?

Hello.

Hello.

It's good to have you back.

Hello, Jill.

Hello.

What's going on?

What's the buzz?

What's going on in the Jilly football world?

I have a couple of questions for you, but first of all, I want to get to that I'm really

Thank you. But first of all, I want to get to that I'm really not mad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I am disappointed.
Okay. And what? I never took you, Mr.
Big Cat. Yeah.
For an anti-vaxxer. Yeah.
I know. You know what? It's sad.
It's part of my beliefs. Have you read the new studies that have come out 40 years ago by a discredited Danish doctor? Jill.
I have read all of them, and are you sure you haven't interviewed Jenny McCarthy? No, we have not interviewed Jenny McCarthy. He did watch a lot of Singled Out growing up.
Jill is so good that I don't know if she's joking. Are you joking? Moi? Yeah, okay, good.
All right, so we're all on the same page. I am very much an anti-vaxxer.
Even LeBron James gives his son shots. Alright, go ahead.
This one is not so that I'm not disappointed, but I'm more proud of Hank. Not disappointed, proud.
I'm a little proud of Hank for not crapping himself. Coming out of this three year drought of not getting a boner.
Oh, yeah. Congrats, Hank.
I have no idea where that was going. So proud.
Yeah. He did it.
He finally did it. It must have been hard on you.
Well, it wasn't. Oh, yes.
Yeah, we call him Hank Cockwood now. Roast.
It's good to be back. It's good to be back.
Just, yeah, congratulations. All right, anything else that you're not mad but disappointed? Well, no, I think that takes care of this week.
Okay, great. So you want to do some license to Jill? Okay.
We've got some questions. Do you have, you're looking at us.
Jillie, I'm not going to be a snitch, but that sounds like you didn't listen and you just asked your son for some not mad disappointments. Oh, no.
I have listened. I, you know, Dr.
Phil, everything. I listen, I listen, I listen.
That was disrespectful. Would you like to apologize to your mom sorry Jill thank you that's not good radio oh that's right you've been absolved I'm sorry you know but no it's all Jill do you have the questions I have them Jill what are the best flavors of jelly beans to give to someone you hate? Definitely.

Licorice.

Yep.

I like licorice.

No, you can have them all.

You can have them all.

I like licorice.

Oh, the white ones, the peppermint or something.

Yeah.

They don't have much flavor.

I don't like the red ones.

What about those flavors that they make to try to be weird where it's like boogers and dirt and all that stuff?

Oh, that's Harry Potter.

That's the Harry Potter ones.

Oh, I don't read books.

Yeah.

But you see movies.

Yeah, I don't watch movies about books.

Okay.

All righty.

It's too close.

Hey, Jilly, my mom's 50th birthday is coming up.

What should a poor college student get her?

I have a brother, but I'm clearly the favorite son, so expectations are high.

A trip to Europe. Oh, okay.
Very in line with the 50. You cost him a lot of money.
A college student. Borrow her credit card, you know, borrow it, and then you can return it later and charge it all.
Send her to Europe. That's good.
So what you can say in that instance, you can be like, Mom, I know I used your money to pay for it, but my gift to you is letting you treat yourself because you never do it. And it's all about the love.
And also be like, you can blame Dad that I did it. It's not you doing it.
Good pick. Okay.
Dearest Jilly, I'm about $10,000 deep in credit card debt. Uh-oh.
Any advice on how to get out of it? If it's possible, I'd like to not pay any of it. That feels very impossible.

Go to Vegas.

Yeah, go to Vegas. Try to win

it back. Take a couple hundred.

No, I'm saying this is Jill. You guys are

Oh, sorry. We're supposed to let you land.

Sorry, sorry.

Exactly. You could go to Vegas.

You could go to Atlantic City.

Take a few dollars. Try to win it back

or move out of the country. That's what I would do.
Flee. Go to Italy.
Italy. Go to Italy, hide in those hills, you know.
Those hills in Italy. Everyone knows them.
Well, the Tuscan, you know, go to Tuscany and go to the winery. Let's not tell people to go back to other countries.
No, no, no, no. Very problematic.
Not good. Well, one other suggestion is just declare bankruptcy.
So in the United States, we have this great thing where it's basically like shooting the moon in cards, where if you just get into enough trouble, you're in no trouble at all anymore. Correct.
It's pretty cool. You have to say it out loud.
It used to be easy in Florida to do that. Believe me, we know.

There are no financial laws in Florida.

All-time favorite movie for Jilly Football.

Forrest Gump.

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Game. Oh.

A true classic.

You Paul Newman gal.

Best lines in that movie.

What about Cool Hand Luke?

You had Cool Hand Luke?

It was okay. Butch Cassidy is my all-time favorite.
What we have. Is a failure to communicate.
Shake it off here, boss. Shake it off.
Another one would be Weekend at Bernie's. That's one of your favorite movies? I love that movie.
Okay, Jill. That's basically what we have to do with Hank when he's coming off a bender in the office, just walk him around.
Damn, that's one of your favorite movies. Alright.
Hey Jilly Beans, is it true giving birth hurts? If it's as painful as every woman describes it, why did you decide to do it five times? Who can remember? It was the 70s. I'm just not time for this.
80s actually. But, you know, who can remember? I'm 69 years old but that's in the past who cares well you didn't answer the question at first which was does it really hurt yes it does it really really hurts it is painful but you can get drugs and then it's not so Now I'm interested.
It didn't hurt when Arnold Schwarzenegger did it in junior. That's true.
Callback. Titus.
Alright, last question. Sup Jilly, if you could change any one thing in today's world back to how it was when you were in your 20s, what would it be? When were you in your 20s? 60s? 1942.
Yes. I was in my 20s in the 20s what would it be when were you in your 20s 60s 1942 yes i was in my 20s in my in the 70s um i would go with better cocaine the 49ers would be good again the 49ers would be good again give me joe montana any day um i think i would go without laptops no so keep phones but no.
Correct. Okay, that really makes no sense.
It probably doesn't make sense. But you know what? I can't figure out a laptop.
I barely can figure out a phone. Oh, so that's a personal thing.
You just can't figure out a laptop. How are you going to watch Rough and Rowdy, Jill? Jill was trying to get me to set her up with Rough and Rowdy.
And I was trying to ask her. I was like, Jill, if I send you this login, are you going to watch it on your on your laptop she's like yeah but i can but i could also contact my darling jake and he can set me up this is true yeah also if nobody had laptops we wouldn't be running this issue with the whole new twitter design true good point there you go strictly ios oh my god if jill if the if twitter changes anything on on the phone and jill has deal with it, that's going to be a disaster.

Because I can't do it on a computer.

We know.

But if you...

Twitter likes to change things every now and then to just fuck with people.

No.

Yeah.

When that happens to you, you're going to have a meltdown.

Yeah.

And you should go after Jack.

Just at Jack.

At Jack.

On Twitter.

He's the boss of everything.

Oh, okay.

He is not ready for the Jilly Beans.

He might just shut the whole side down.

We'll get into it next week.

Okay.

All right.

We'll see everyone Monday.

Blake, maybe two Blakes on Monday's show.

At least confirmed one Blake on Monday's show.

Love you guys. Thank you.
I don't want to. Then I'm quick.
Cutting me up. But don't get comfortable.
Look, I don't dance now.

I make money more.

Yeah, I don't gotta dance.

I make money more.

If I see you now, I speak.

That means I don't fuck with you.

I'm a boss.

You a person, bitch.

I make blood more.

Now she say, she's going to go all the hoop.

Let's find out.

She's going to be.

You know where I'm at.

You know where I be.

You in the club.

It's a party.

I'm there.

I get paid to see.

I be in there.

I don't think so much. I know they're out of me.
Honestly. Don't give a fuck about who is out of me.
You're a cunestetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetetet I'm out. Thank you.
I'm a boss. You a work with bitch.
I make blood move. If you were filthy, you get fucked.
You were goofy. You were out.
Best you come around my way. You can't hang around my cock.
I'm not just sick, my phone turns out. I'm rich, I'm rich, I'm rich.
So quick bye. This is the end of the tape I'm still in a few bitches, no, listen, hey, these bulls are gone I just wanna take from there or another, tip a moment Back to the little bitch, just give up to me, if you want to He's a bitch, he's a bitch, he's a bitch, he's a bitch I don't want to, then I'm quick to start a negocio.
Don't get stuck, boy.

Look, I don't dance now.

I make money move.

Say I'm part of dance.

I make money move.

What I see now is sweet.

That means I'm both too.

I'm a boss.

You're a bunch of bitch.

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