Jersey Shore’s Vinny and DJ Pauly D, NBA/NHL Playoffs And The Masters

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Speaker 1 On today's part of my take, we've got the boys from Jersey Shore, Vinny and DJ Paul E.D. They got a new show.
Two shot, second shot of love. Double shot.
Double shot of love. I paid attention.

Speaker 1 No, that was actually very funny. We actually taught them something.
The guys that know it all, who have been, I think in Vinny's

Speaker 1 words, said that they've been just like...

Speaker 1 hooking up with girls left and right for the last decade. We taught them what soaking is.
So double shot of love.

Speaker 1 We also talked to them about the fact that their friend, The Situation, is in jail with Billy McFarlane. It's going to be the greatest duo this world has ever seen.
NBA playoffs, Stanley Cup playoffs.

Speaker 1 We have a new segment, or it's probably a topic, right? Fire Fest of the Week and FAQs. I don't even know the difference between a segment and a topic at this point.
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Speaker 1 I don't know, Jim. I don't know about that, Jim.
It's the Masters, baby.

Speaker 1 That's how I feel watching the Masters because I know that people, true golf fans, are going to say that we're, you know, Johnny come lately with golf. That's fine.
I fucking love the Masters.

Speaker 1 I don't care. I really don't care.
I love the Masters. I I love the song.
I love the Tigers in there. Tigers competing.
He's minus two, three?

Speaker 1 Minus two. See how much we watch the Masters.
Brooks Kipke has made a little run on the back nine. I think he's in the lead right now as of the time we're recording this.
I think he's minus six.

Speaker 1 Mini six is a fair score, but Greens are drier than Drewers. That's the problem.

Speaker 1 Did the wind die down?

Speaker 1 You always got to worry about the guys who play off early and then late. Extremely fortunate tea time.

Speaker 1 So, Hank, would you, I will give you one mulligan. That's golf speak for those who don't know.
I will give you one mulligan. Why don't they have mulligans in the PJ tour? It'd be badass.

Speaker 1 It would be so awesome. Because think about it.
John Daly would be the best golfer in the world if you had mulligans.

Speaker 1 But if you got to the 18th hole and it's like, but he's still got his mulligan, that would be sick.

Speaker 1 I will give you one mulligan to retract your statement from Wednesday that you don't love the Masters, the music, the pageantry,

Speaker 1 Augusta, Amen Corner, the little bridge that goes over that little

Speaker 1 thing. The azalea bushes, the azaleas are in full bloom.
The wood chips.

Speaker 1 Yeah, the pine straw that's perfectly manicured, so there's not a single straw.

Speaker 1 The green and the yellow.

Speaker 1 I like all those things. Wento cherry sandwiches.
Yes, that are very cheap. Yes, very cheap.
It's a very nice thing. No cell phones.
No cell phones. Love is something I take very seriously.

Speaker 1 I don't just throw the L-word around. And for something that, you know, I might watch it on Saturday.

Speaker 1 I will watch it on Sunday, but I don't know that that's really enough for me to be like, I love this thing.

Speaker 1 You will watch it on Sunday.

Speaker 1 You know what I love? If there's like a good playoff game on Saturday versus the Masters, I'm going to watch the playoff game. You know what I love?

Speaker 1 On Sunday, I watch the Mondays game about the Masters on Sunday.

Speaker 1 It's not like a party atmosphere. Everybody watches the Masters by themselves, maybe with their dad, maybe with a roommate or something like that.

Speaker 1 But it is not like, it is the one day a year where you can take part in the biggest sporting event of that sport of the year and just sit there and chill, fall asleep, take a nap. Wake up.

Speaker 1 It's the biggest Siebs day of the the year. Yeah, wake up, fall asleep.
You're going to keep pushing that? Yeah. Okay.
No, I'm in the biggest Seebs Day of the year. Yeah, it's Sebes.
I'm in. I'm in.

Speaker 1 I'm not pushing it. Well, Seebs.
It exists whether or not you like it or not. You can be Siebs as the only person not doing Sebs.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Is it a verb or no? So it stands for CBF originally, which, well,

Speaker 1 it's not even close to it.

Speaker 1 It starts as can't be fucked, then it was shortened to CBF, then it was short to CB, and now it's Siebes. That's the etymology of the phrase Seebs.
And then the next phase is just not saying it.

Speaker 1 It's just...

Speaker 1 Yeah. Hey, what are you doing this weekend?

Speaker 1 It dies with a whisper, not a bang. No, I'm excited for the Masters.
If you're not excited for the Masters, I don't trust you as a sports fan. Honestly, like, I know there's always...

Speaker 1 It's whenever there is an event that is not one of the main force sports, everyone, there will be the hardcore people who'll be like, how could you? You know, you're just showing up for this.

Speaker 1 You won't care about the shell open next week. You know what? I probably won't.

Speaker 1 I will watch a golf match in the middle of july or august if it's compelling on a sunday afternoon but for the most part i'm a four majors guy maybe a sprinkle in a couple here play rider championship rider record for sure but the masters is great the masters is also i feel like the official gateway to the official spring you know what i mean you get that taste of spring march madness st.

Speaker 1 Patrick's Day but once Masters starts you're like let's go it is about to be spring into summer. I agree and you've got so many good storylines.
You've got Tiger making a run.

Speaker 1 You have Brooks dominant. You've got Phil Lefty just being lefty.
You got Bubble Watson looking like a shell of himself.

Speaker 1 You've got Dustin Johnson wearing those pants that you can always see his dick in. That's a big thing.

Speaker 1 Phil had a $100 bill

Speaker 1 sticking out of his pocket when he was at the practice round. He's like, come take it, fuckers.

Speaker 1 He's just ready to gamble. Yeah, you've got Sergio Garcia trying to battle those demons to see if he can win his first major.
Sergio Garcia. Sergio Garcia.
Sergio. I love Sergio.

Speaker 1 We were talking about this earlier, but we were trying to watch. We were live streaming the Masters.
Our whole office was, and we don't really have great internet to begin with.

Speaker 1 But when everybody is trying to stream it at the same time, it just buffers.

Speaker 1 And seeing golf as people are buffering on the screen, it's very difficult to tell whether or not you're back watching it live because they just stand over their putts for it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, there's 10 seconds.

Speaker 1 I watched 15 seconds of the screen crashing, but being like, oh, he's really taking his time here on this putt. Yeah, and when it's Sergio, it's impossible to tell because he can stay over the ball.

Speaker 1 Sergio was born with like a birthmark of the buffering wheel that you get on like an apple. Always broken.
Always broken.

Speaker 1 Sergio is constantly buffering. All right, so we have Masters.
We have NBA playoffs starting on Saturday. We have the NHL playoffs started last night.
Exciting games.

Speaker 1 That's another one where it's like, if you don't get your blood going for any playoffs, but especially Stanley Cup playoffs where it's like,

Speaker 1 I don't care if you, I mean, the Blackhawks are not in it. I watched all the games last night because it's always exciting.
And you got your caps coming up. Yeah.
So we don't know if they won or not.

Speaker 1 We don't know. They're playing later on tonight.
I'm assuming they're going to win. It's Caps Canes.
Sounds like a Burlington Coat Factory, not a playoff series. I'm very confident.

Speaker 1 I'm thinking like caps in five. Whoa.
Caps in five.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm going. Well, it's getting dangerous because of how confident I feel.
Yeah. Last year I was always saying not worried.
I'm not worried even when we were down 2-0.

Speaker 1 And you were very worried. And I was very worried secretly.
This year, not worried at all, but I actually mean it this time. I'm actually not worried.
And that scares me.

Speaker 1 Because you don't care if they win or not. It scares me.
No, I very much... You already won one.
No, Eric won last year. That was my brother.
That was for him. This one's for me.
Got it.

Speaker 1 One of the funnier storylines, I think, in sports, period, is the fact that the Islanders are playing their first round at the Long Island Coliseum, which is like Nassau Colony Coliseum. Whatever.

Speaker 1 Well, don't disrespect the old barn. Yeah, sorry.
Well, the Coliseum, the Coli.

Speaker 1 It's like 15,000 people. It's absolutely crazy.
The game last night was insane. No luxury suites.
It's like an old school, one of the last old school stadiums, I feel like. Barn.
Barn.

Speaker 1 Just absolute mayhem. If they beat the Penguins, their second in every round going forward is going to be at the Barkley Center.
They're playing a little home and home with themselves as they advance.

Speaker 1 The Barkley Center is not a great place to watch hockey.

Speaker 1 Can I just say that? And it doesn't embody Long Island whatsoever. No, no, no.
It's going to be a totally different audience for that.

Speaker 1 I love hockey teams that wear the color combo of blue and orange.

Speaker 1 That pops. If it's the Oilers or if it's the Islanders, that looks good on the ice in April.
Yes, it absolutely does.

Speaker 1 So we have the Stanley Cup playoffs. We'll probably get

Speaker 1 our guys Ryan Whitney or Biz Nasty on in the next week or so. NBA playoffs.
Well, real quick, I want to jump back to the Caps Kanes series just for one second. Oh, yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 The Kanes, their hashtag, it's hashtag take warning. Go Kanes.
No, it's take warning. That's pretty badass, right? It is pretty badass.

Speaker 1 I kind of want to hijack it because I feel like it's more for our use thanks to

Speaker 1 take warning. Yeah.

Speaker 1 What is the background of that? I have no idea. Hurricane.
Yeah. Take warning? Like, take a warning of hurricanes.
For the hurricanes. Got it.
So

Speaker 1 honestly, they just squatted on a hashtag hoping that we would come take it from them. So guess what? It worked.
We're taking it from them. Yeah, take warning.

Speaker 1 The other thing is, I've got a little bet going on with Will Brunson on this.

Speaker 1 If the Caps win, then he has to shave Prisco's back. Ugh.
Yeah. Yeah.
And if the canes win, I have to shave his back. Ugh.
Yeah. That's okay.
That's very high stakes. We need to hear about that.

Speaker 1 Very high stakes. That's gross.
Does Prisco know? No. Okay.
Ugh. Will doesn't technically know, but he did fave the tweet.
Wait, so actually,

Speaker 1 the bet is you have to wrestle a hairy bear to the ground and then shave his back.

Speaker 1 I'm pretty sure Prisco would be pretty docile because he doesn't get a lot of people that say, hey, Pete, can I shave your back? I don't know. He feels like a guy who will fight to the death.
Okay.

Speaker 1 And then you're like, no, dude, I just actually just want to shave your back real quick. We'll do it as a trick.
We'll just say, shave his shoulders, and we'll just hug him.

Speaker 1 And when we hug him, just give him a little z

Speaker 1 on his shoulder. Okay.
So, Julia, Wilbrinson did not agree to this. He knows of the bet, and he liked the tweet.
So he acknowledged the bet. So, yeah.
Got it. Running with it.
Okay. NBA playoffs.

Speaker 1 Hank, I want to start with you. Marcus Smart out.
I'm worried. You are? Actually, yeah.

Speaker 1 Panic button pressed? Kind of, yeah. Okay.
I mean, it's like you would say he's the heart and soul of the team. Okay.
They're already kind of on a rocky road going into it.

Speaker 1 Like, the East is much more stacked than they have been in the past. And to lose such an important player, like the game or two games before the playoffs,

Speaker 1 it's tough to not, you know, I can't lie. The panic button is pressed.
If they make it past the second round, I'll be surprised.

Speaker 1 You're getting a very important cheerleader in LeBron, though, rooting on baby bro.

Speaker 1 No, LeBron's too busy getting in front of all of Dwayne Wade's moments as he retires from the NBA. You see that little smirk? Yeah, that's so funny.
And how about Mello trying to jack up a shot?

Speaker 1 God damn it, I wish he took that shot. Also, trading like the jersey, we should just start trading jerseys.
I was going to say this last night, I forgot to.

Speaker 1 We should just start, like, you guys should just start trading shirts with guests when they come in. That's not a bad idea.
Take your shirts off and do jersey swaps.

Speaker 1 Because most of the guests are a lot richer than us, so we can get some really expensive gear. But how are you going to heat jersey swap with Carmelo? Carmelo is just sitting in the stands, yes.

Speaker 1 So he just got a game.

Speaker 1 They did it after the game. Which one? Photo.
USA? Photo? No, it was just Dwayne Wade, like, it was a jersey swap with one jersey. Whoa, so Dwayne didn't

Speaker 1 have a jersey. No.
He should have taken the hoodie off. They also, the headline on ESPN was, banana boat crew goes to Dwayne Wade's last game.
I love that. That's just it.
Forever.

Speaker 1 The whole squad was.

Speaker 1 That's the hardest crew in the world, the banana boat crew. Hank, did you see what Kyrie said? He apologized for his behavior this year.

Speaker 1 I did not see that. He took ownership of it.
He says there are things that we could have handled differently. I'm speaking about myself mostly.
It's the Royal Wii. Yeah.
That's good.

Speaker 1 I still think he's going to go off. I think they're going to have a good playoff run.
Oh, he'll go off.

Speaker 1 Without Marcus Smart, it's like it's one of those things where every playoff team needs that guy that gets people going and gets the team going.

Speaker 1 Gets in an unreasonable fight. Yeah.
Yeah. You're right.
He's the Tom Wilson. He is the Tom Wilson if

Speaker 1 Marcus Smart was a little bit better offensively. And maybe punch some people when they weren't looking.
No, Tom doesn't punch when they're not. He's clumsy.

Speaker 1 All right. So the other NBA playoff series, anything we are excited for? I'm excited to see how Jay Butt meshes with the Sixers going to Brooklyn, which is going to be another hilarious crowd.

Speaker 1 That's going to be 50% Philly fans, if not more.

Speaker 1 I've never been to a Nets game that people were at that paid for tickets. Like, it's all just people that got given free tickets.
I've only gone to Nets games for free.

Speaker 1 I also am excited for, this is going to sound very random, but

Speaker 1 two games that are going to be played in Orlando. I don't know.
It's just kind of cool. It's like back to the 90s.
Give them a little treat. Yeah, they haven't been playing.

Speaker 1 They haven't played playoff basketball in a while.

Speaker 1 They just lost their native son, Blake Portals. They're hurting.
They need to heal. The Amway Center, whatever the fuck it's called.
Great Pyramid. Yeah, it's going to be great.
They'll show Disney.

Speaker 1 It will be like 2 o'clock on a Sunday, and then the Raptors will be up 25 to 6 after the first quarter. You know what's going to happen? Oh, there goes the part of my take sign.

Speaker 1 And that's a bad sign. We should have talked about the bad sign.
Take warning. The only time we've ever talked about the magic and until something fell off the wall.
Take warning.

Speaker 1 You know what's going to be fucking funny? Take warning. It was.

Speaker 1 When they show a picture of Epcot Center, like a little bit of B-roll, I'm going to see it and I'm going to be like, that's a golf ball, and I'm going to switch over to the Masters.

Speaker 1 It's going to remind America, hey, you should be watching Agusa. The Magic Games won't be till next week, but get excited.
Oh, okay. Yeah, they're starting Toronto.
Okay. Yeah.
Shit. But get excited.

Speaker 1 I'm going to flip it to the golf channel. DVR the Masters, so when the Magic do play, you can flip over to the Masters.
I probably will do that. That's good.

Speaker 1 Another take warning people can get their takes, you know, they can get prepared for is the people that say the NHL playoffs are so much better because the first round is way better than the NBA first round.

Speaker 1 Yes. The NBA first round.
It catches up, but the NBA needs to go back to five games.

Speaker 1 Five games, and you have everyone excited because five games, not only does it not last two full weeks, but five games you can have an upset that you don't see coming. Five games needs to be back.

Speaker 1 Like, they'll never do it because they want money and they want to, you know, have more games for more TV rights, all that shit. But I really miss the five games.
All right.

Speaker 1 The only downside to NHL playoffs and how they get started so early in the seven games is you have to, so they are awesome games, but they sometimes last until like 1:30, 2 a.m.

Speaker 1 if it goes to a couple of overtimes. That is tough.
That's tough unless you're on the West Coast.

Speaker 1 That's the one time of year where being a West Coast sports fan is superior to being an East Coast sports fan. Yes, agreed.

Speaker 1 The drunk hockey after the second overtime is always the best when it's just guys just like falling all over themselves and hoping a puck goes in.

Speaker 1 I actually think that watching playoff hockey is more of a sport than playing playoff hockey. I'd agree.
It gets that heart rate going higher for sure.

Speaker 1 Out West, I think the Warriors are going to win the NBA title. Okay, that is a fucking take.
Watch out, Calvin. Take warning.
Watch out.

Speaker 1 I fucking, man, I wish someone would beat him because that's what really kind of dampens the

Speaker 1 Houston could give it a look. Houston could.
Houston has to play. Houston could.
Giannis is a freak. Oh, now we're talking about finals.

Speaker 1 Kyrie.

Speaker 1 Okay. I'm hoping.
I would love to see. Marcus Martin, if they make it to the third round, Marcus Mart will come back.
The Clippers are going to annoy them in the first round.

Speaker 1 They're not going to win. They might not even win a game, but the Clippers are like the all-hustle team.
That shouldn't be in the playoffs.

Speaker 1 If you take one game off Golden State in the first round, that qualifies as making some noise. You've officially made noise.
Yes.

Speaker 1 We also have, I actually am very excited for the Rockets versus the Jazz and also the Blazers versus the Thunders. The West is going to be fun in the first round.
Those are some good matchups.

Speaker 1 And it will be so perfect. Shout out to all of our fans in Denver.
I know you're excited about the Nuggets. It's been an unbelievable season.

Speaker 1 but wouldn't it be so Spurs to beat the Nuggets as a seven seed and just be like, oh, yeah, they're the fucking Spurs. Yep.
Of course they do miss. Pops got a little magic left.
Of course they do.

Speaker 1 Who do you guys have winning the NBA title? The Magic? I've got, I think I'm going to go with the Warriors. Okay.
All right. I'm going to go with the Warriors as well.

Speaker 1 Although I guarantee you, we get some serious fireworks if the Warriors lose in the second or third round, and then KD just immediately says, I'm not coming back. I'm out.
I'm out. And

Speaker 1 let's just set the table here if the warriors do lose steph's ankle injury was way worse than we thought yep way worse like barely could walk i just forgot about his ankle injury that is that's gonna be a factor hey i promise you this is my promise to you as soon as he has a bad shooting game i will remind you of his ankle injury because that is my duty as a journalist i picked the field

Speaker 1 oh what would you like to bet Did you see someone tweeted that if Tiger wins, you should get a Tiger? I did see that. What are your thoughts on that? I know.
I thought it was

Speaker 1 an unoriginal, not really a funny tweet. I guess you're not into fun.
Okay, hey, what would you like? You take the field and you win, then you have to shave Prisco's back for me. Yeah.

Speaker 1 No, you have to hold Prisco down.

Speaker 1 You have to wrestle Prisco while I run a dry razor on his back. And if I win, then you both have to shave Prisco's back together.

Speaker 1 Prisco's back is just going to become the ultimate jackpot for this podcast. Yeah, no, where should we make the stakes?

Speaker 1 For real.

Speaker 1 You want to shave your beard?

Speaker 1 It's really what you guys like. You don't like to make bets.
You just like to, like, oh, I'll make you do something. That's whatever you guys are ready to risk.
Like, I'll risk it for the biscuit.

Speaker 1 Okay,

Speaker 1 you have to go camping for three nights in a row in New York.

Speaker 1 Mama's like, what the fuck is that? I just set up a tent in my living room. No, you have to go camping.
Okay, let's just say this. We will figure out the stakes on Sunday night.

Speaker 1 When we tape Sunday night's show, we will present the stakes for the

Speaker 1 PFT and Big Cat versus Hank bet Warriors in the field. Okay? All right.

Speaker 1 You sure you don't want to get a cat? No. Okay, we've already been down that road.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I would love to go back to the fat. That ship is sailed.

Speaker 1 Maybe, what about a slug farm?

Speaker 1 I mean,

Speaker 1 now we're talking back and forth, so I'm more open to it. Yeah, you have to risk getting a cat.
A ferret. Maybe it's worth it.

Speaker 1 We'll talk on Sunday. A gerbil.

Speaker 1 Two gerbils. Everything that you're doing.

Speaker 1 Also putting up for yourself. No.
Oh, cats versus cat. Right.
Call that scissor. If you get a gerbil, we have to say sorry.
No.

Speaker 1 Okay. We'll talk about it after that.
We almost had him on that one. That is

Speaker 1 the. So let's do our new segment.
Oh, before we do that, I think we need to, as a podcast, do a better job of trying to get Rick Petino a job.

Speaker 1 We have to do a better job of getting Rick Petino a job. Now, a little birdie told Leroy earlier today that Rick Petino was spotted at a cafe in Cincinnati wearing a Cincinnati Bearcats polo shirt.

Speaker 1 Really? They sent me the picture as well. Is this the same birdie that

Speaker 1 he was going to Alabama? It's a different birdie. Wow.
Different birdie, Hank. Is that tweet still up? That tweet, I don't know.
I forget what happened to that tweet.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 I saw the picture. It certainly looked a lot like Rick Petino.
Can I see it?

Speaker 1 Yeah. I'll only see this picture.
Okay. It's a bald guy with a.

Speaker 1 It's actually huggy. You can only see him from like the mouth down.

Speaker 1 And he's not coming, so

Speaker 1 it's going to be very hard to tell.

Speaker 1 But seriously, we need to get him a job. Is St.
John's job been... And this is definitely how Rick Petino would sit,

Speaker 1 very cross-legged, no socks in his leather shoes. Looks like Rick to me.
I mean, this is the...

Speaker 1 This picture is just...

Speaker 1 No idea who this could be. It could be Rick.
But we'll go with it. Just admit the fact that it could be Rick Petino.

Speaker 1 It's funny, too, because the person sent you being like, just saw Rick Petino, but I happened to not get a picture of his face. Well, just so you know, this was sent to Leroy, not to me.
That's true.

Speaker 1 But we need to. We need to do a better job of getting Rick Petino a job.
So I don't know what that looks like. I don't know what we can do.

Speaker 1 We have to brainstorm something, but we need to put it on our shoulders to get Rick Petino a job. So let's just start throwing out rumors.
He's going to be the next St. John's coach, maybe Cincy.

Speaker 1 Tried Alabama. That didn't work.
Where else is there a head coach in vacancy? Wisconsin reciprocity. I'd fucking take him in a second.
Are you kidding me? It's like them in Minnesota.

Speaker 1 What if he took Minnesota from his son? That would be Shakespeare. That's what I'm saying.
Like, Wisconsin is basically taking Minnesota. Right.
That's true. That's basically the same job.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I think that would make my life so much better if Rick Petino was the coach. I mean, just in the national title.
Yeah. Anywhere in the Big Ten would be great for you.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it would be gone in like two seconds, but we would win it. Something tells me Rick isn't a Madison kind of guy.

Speaker 1 I don't know. He could

Speaker 1 throw back some drinks. He would be in and out of that.
Have a good time. You know, the Capitol is very phallic.
That's true. He just takes one look at it.
It's a big chod. Yeah.
Lit up every night.

Speaker 1 He loves the look of melted cheese curds. Yes, exactly.

Speaker 1 All right. Let's do it.
So we have a new segment or topic, whatever the fuck we want to call it. We're going to do it every Friday until it runs its course.
And we want people to get involved.

Speaker 1 If you want to tweet it or email us, we're going Fire Fest of the Week. So, PFT, why don't you start Firefest? Your Fire Fest.
Okay, your own personal Fire Fest of the Week.

Speaker 1 So, everything that goes wrong now in America is called This Is the Next Fire Fest. Yes.
All right, so my personal Fire Fest of the Week is I can't say Claws Up anymore.

Speaker 1 So, it was a hot saying for the three days or the two days that we had it. Oh, it was hot.
I actually did a gif. Did you?

Speaker 1 The Garfield GIF. Oh, yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 I felt really good about that. Shitload of people were getting into it.
I just said it off the top of my head, and people were like, Yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 1 Claws Up for the caps in the playoffs because I'm on a diet, cutting down on the carbs.

Speaker 1 Record scratch, narrator voice.

Speaker 1 Turns out they sold a sponsorship to a company that's a direct competitor of White Claw. And by they, I mean

Speaker 1 Barcelona Sports. Yes.
Yeah. So, yeah.

Speaker 1 Not allowed to say it anymore, which is a total bummer because it was going places. Put your claws down.

Speaker 1 Claws down. Put your claws back in their box.
Back in the box.

Speaker 1 I'm just going hashtag blank. Hashtag

Speaker 1 hashtag claws up. Big up.
Got a nice ring to it. Big Firefest.
Hashtag nothing. Blank.
Just no letters. Hashtag take warning.

Speaker 1 Hashtag take warning instead of hashtag clause up. We'll know what it means.
Confuse the hell out of the Carolina Hurricane. We could easily dominate the Carolina Hurricane social media.

Speaker 1 Yeah, just make sure that they're all very pro-capital statements, just so that they're like, what the hell is going on here? We should do like take warning one or something.

Speaker 1 Like add something on it so everyone knows that it's the real take warning, right? Take warning

Speaker 1 take

Speaker 1 I was just going to say that, but I don't. I think that that's the same thing.

Speaker 1 Fake warning. Take warming.
Take warming. For hot takes? Yes.
Okay, take warming. So that's the hashtag for the capitals.
Take warming. Take warming.
Yep.

Speaker 1 Okay. Not as good as fuck.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Don't put that box.

Speaker 1 I see what you're doing right now.

Speaker 1 Nope. Put that box underneath your bed.
The claws are gone. What about claws down? Nope.
I don't think we do that either. All right, Hank, what do you got? Your personal fire fest?

Speaker 1 Well, my personal fire fest is kind of this segment because I have a fire fest within this fire fest, but I can't talk about it. So that makes it my fire fest.
Okay. That was a very good podcast.

Speaker 1 That's Fire Fest. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 I'll explain it Sunday.

Speaker 1 I've been talking about it.

Speaker 1 That's your Fire Fest.

Speaker 1 The Fire Fest segment is my Fire Fest. Because you can't think of

Speaker 1 it No, because I can't publicly say what my Fire Fest is. You have a really good one.
Yeah. You have an awesome girlfriend, but she lives in Canada.
Yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 1 Gotcha. All right, my personal fire fest is I got a buddy, very good friend of mine, who is going to get a vasectomy for Masters weekend, and that's the official sign that I'm way too old.

Speaker 1 That's a real big fire. That is a fire fest.
Yeah. He's got three kids, so it's like, and he planned it for Masters weekend.
So

Speaker 1 fuck. Well, I mean,

Speaker 1 at least he's being proactive. Yes, that's true.
But it's a fire fest.

Speaker 1 And so that's one of those ones where you're just like, damn. Okay.
This is happening. Really? This is life has passed us by.
Does he know about pulling out?

Speaker 1 Well, he's got three kids, so maybe not. Yeah, probably not.
Yeah, probably not.

Speaker 1 It'll be interesting what happens with the text chain tomorrow after this segment airs. Okay.

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Okay, here they are. Vinny and Pauly Dee.

Speaker 1 Okay, we now welcome on two guests. It is DJ Pauly D.
And Vinny from the Jersey Shore. They have a new show out double shot of love.

Speaker 1 You guys actually going to find love? We can't tell you. Gotta watch.

Speaker 1 Gotta watch. What do you mean? We're in lockdown right now.
So after the show. It's like Bachelor style.
We filmed it already. Okay, let me ask a different way.

Speaker 1 When you went into the show, were you like, I'm about to find love? We were open to it.

Speaker 1 I mean, you know, we did the whole like random smashing on Jersey Shore for 10 years, so we were definitely open to like something different for this.

Speaker 1 Meaning like less random 20 girls in one house smashing. Yeah, it's not as great as it seems.
I know. Try dating one woman, let alone 20 at the same time.
So it's not that glamorous.

Speaker 1 How would you compare this show to The Bachelor? It's like a Ratchet informal version of The Bachelor.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm a big Ratchet guy. So what do you guys give to him instead of Roses to move on to the next round? Oh, you know, Cab ceremony.
Cabs. Cab ceremony.
No, you guys.

Speaker 1 Do you have to change that? Because Uber is more popular than Cabs now. Do you have to say Uber's here? It doesn't sound the same.
I tried it. It doesn't sound right.
Give it to us.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's like Cabs here. Uber's here.
Doesn't sound right. Uba's here.
Yeah, Kavzi is bad. And that's his trademark, too.
You can't say it on TV. Okay, we'll bleep that out.

Speaker 1 I mean, we can say it now, but you get a little something in the back pocket. Let me just say, the way you guys are just, you're so swaggy coming here.

Speaker 1 The way you're rocking the headphones right off the bat, that's to protect the coif, right? You already know. Yeah, and then the chains around the neck.

Speaker 1 I think those are bigger chains than Corderelle Patterson had on. Yeah.
I think that's a new record for part of my life. How much is the total for those chains? Oh, I lost count.
I'm bad at Matt.

Speaker 1 That's a fucking

Speaker 1 big-ass chain. Why don't you wear chains, bigger chains?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, that's like a little baby chain versus Polly's chain.

Speaker 1 I would be walking with a hunchback if I wore those.

Speaker 1 I'm like 155. So what happens when you got, you guys are best friends? What happens on the show when you both have your eye on one girl? We physically fight.
Tag team. Physically fight? Yeah.
Okay.

Speaker 1 And who wins on each other? Wait, are we talking about a fighter? Yeah, I'm playing.

Speaker 1 Nah, that happens because we're all, anyone's up for grabs. Like, we can date any of the girls and they can date both of us.
But we're so close, like, we never have tension with each other.

Speaker 1 The tension's with the girls. They fight.
Yeah. Okay.
You guys ever think about being Mormons and you can just marry all the girls at once?

Speaker 1 I've thought about it. It's a good idea.
Do some soaking. You ever heard you know what soaking is? They can't drink the R.
Kelly shit. No, that's not.
No, it's soaking is when

Speaker 1 Mormons, they just put

Speaker 1 the penis in the vagina and they just rest.

Speaker 1 It's a reflection. Soaking.

Speaker 1 It's not lay there. You just lay your dick in there.
Oh, you throw a hole in the sheet. So you've done that? Yeah, you're beat her off and then you're going to get it.
Yeah, you soak.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I soak.

Speaker 1 You're tired. I'm like, yeah, let's just hang out.
Yeah, let's just soak. Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 Getting my heart rate up. Hey, what does your mom think about this show? About soaking? You go, yeah.
Well, ask her that.

Speaker 1 Next time you see, because your mom obviously is, you know,

Speaker 1 sort of Jersey Shore. We're Italian boys, and no one can ever be good enough for our mom.
Right. So I think she just takes everyone like a joke.

Speaker 1 Well, it's fair that no one can be good enough because if you find love, they're moving into your mom's house, right? Isn't that how they do it? No, no, no. He still lives with his mother.

Speaker 1 Yeah, exactly. Right.
It's like a roommate. She just doesn't want it in a room.
Yeah, she'll always be in my house. Well, what happened was I bought a house, you know,

Speaker 1 you know, because

Speaker 1 we made a lot of money on reality shows. So I bought the house next door.
So I bought the house and I got my mom the mother-in-law suite. downstairs.
So that's how I lived with her.

Speaker 1 But then I graduated and I bought her her own house. So now I have my own and she has hers.
Are they next to each other? No, they're like fifteen minutes apart. Not too far away.
Not too far, yeah.

Speaker 1 Was she upset about that? She still does the laundry. Okay, nice.
I dropped the laundry off, and then she brings it back. Many don't live with his mama no more.
That's huge.

Speaker 1 She yells that shit to my neighbors. All right, I mean, that's huge.
So, you guys are living in a house with 20 women?

Speaker 1 Is that what the premise of the show is? Yes. Now, do you have to use pickup lines on them? Because you guys had some pretty good ones on the Jersey Shore.

Speaker 1 Did you have to use pickup lines on the women, or did they come to you with like the real aggressive stuff? Well, the crazy part is that they didn't know what celebrities they were dating.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's quite a surprise. Exactly.
So, I was like, like, yo, they're going to know who the fuck I am. Who do they think?

Speaker 1 They thought it was Post Malone. Post Malone.

Speaker 1 Zach Efron. That's some.
That's a network downgrade. That's a downgrade.
Yeah. Zach Efron, definitely a little bit higher there.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 What level of celebrity do you guys think you are now?

Speaker 1 Like, people ask us, and we're like, D. D-minus.
You're D? D-minus, I'd say. D- Okay, okay.
I would say, I was talking to C. C? That's not bad.
Well, that's respectful.

Speaker 1 Are you a little higher with the

Speaker 1 B.

Speaker 1 B plus. All right, I live with that.
That's good. A is like Brad Pitt.
Yeah, A is like his. A is like, you're not doing an interview with us.
Right, right.

Speaker 1 Paul is like next in line for Jennifer Aniston then. A, yeah.
Right. You're right there.
You're there, man.

Speaker 1 That's actually huge. All right, so Jersey Shore, you guys are still filming that as well, right? Yeah.
Union? And I was reading about it. Basically, everyone is like doing like Ronnie's in rehab.

Speaker 1 I read that one sentence, like, Ronnie's in rehab. Mike's in prison.
Mike's in prison. Jenny's divorced.
This is like a bad country song. Yeah.
Isn't that crazy?

Speaker 1 And you can't write this shit. Like, there's no script to that.
People fake that content. This is our real life.

Speaker 1 Do you think any of that, like, you know, obviously those are, some of those things haven't gone well for those guys. You think it has to do with the celebrity and being on a reality show?

Speaker 1 Maybe had to make that path in life. Yeah, I guess.
You know, and, you know, people had, like, Mike had a substance issue. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And, you know, having money and unlimited funds, and you can get that anywhere you want probably added to that. So, how did you guys turn out so well?

Speaker 1 Say no to drugs. Yeah, yeah.
And your mom living with your mom probably helps. Yeah, my mom keeps me alive.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I stayed away from the drugs.
Say no to the wrong drugs.

Speaker 1 That's what I always say. Yeah, okay.
Yeah, that's actually a good point. So, so that's getting filmed right now, the reunion? Yeah, we're still filming that right now.

Speaker 1 We filmed, like, we have a lot of episodes already saved, like Mike's wedding, and him going to court, and then we're doing more now. You guys still keep in touch with him?

Speaker 1 Yeah, there's an app that we use to talk to him every day day. In prison.
In prison? Yeah.

Speaker 1 FaceTime? He's in white-collar prison. Yeah.
He's in there with the Fire Festival.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's right. So he's with Billy McFarland.
Wait, for real? Are they cooking up some good schemes or what? I don't know. I bet you when they come out,

Speaker 1 Mike's going to come out and be like, I know this guy now.

Speaker 1 I don't say no. He's also in there with the guy that hacked Jennifer Anderson.
Was it Jennifer Lawrence? Jennifer Lawrence's phone to get her nudes out. So maybe he can learn that.

Speaker 1 That's happening, yeah. Spooky Ghost.
Holy shit. I was like, wow.
So this guy could be learning some stuff in there. Damn, that's like a big-time white-collar prison.
Yep. Is Shkrelly in there? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Does he run shit on the inside? What's that like? Where does he fall as far as he's told you? I'm hearing he's getting all the cookies. Yeah.
They all like him, all love. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You better not come out fat because that's like when you come out of prison fat, it's like, what happened there? Yeah. He said he works out like three times a day.
All right, that's good.

Speaker 1 When does he get out?

Speaker 1 September, unless he gets early release. Okay.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we're hoping he gets out early. I hope he gets out for the summertime.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 he's going to need that shore, huh? Yeah. Do you guys still go down to the Jersey Shore in the summer? When we film, pretty much.

Speaker 1 But I have, like, you know, I'll get a little older now. So, well, I'm sure you get mobbed down there, right? Yeah, like those places, like the DJs and the Jenkinsons, they're hard to go to.

Speaker 1 They're a shit show. But there's like kind of chill places there.
I DJ in Atlantic City. It's as close as I get to the show.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I was going to ask, at what age do you feel like you have to tone it down at the shore? Because up through

Speaker 1 your 30 years old, I think it's all fair game. And then people kind of start to taper off the party scene there.

Speaker 1 Yeah, well, I mean i was an idiot like i went there all those years and i never saw the beach or the sun or anything i just went there to get drunk so now i go there for the sun now i go there and i'm like oh shit like it feels good to just get away and go to the beach and enjoy the show yeah enjoy like the outdoors and stuff do you guys think that tommy cheese balls was like the grandfather of your show

Speaker 1 you remember he was an all-time reality show true life mtv tommy cheese balls was like

Speaker 1 seaside on the map yeah i didn't even know seaside exists till that guy yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 I didn't know what a cheese ball was. Yes.
And then I'm like, when I saw that, I was like, wow, this is what the guy was eating. And he was trying to find a wife on the Jersey Shore.

Speaker 1 Yeah, really. Come on, man.
And it didn't work out for Ronnie.

Speaker 1 No. Do you guys still talk to Sammy? Yeah, I mean, every now and then she directs you regularly.
Sound like you really talk to Sammy.

Speaker 1 Well, because, yeah, I don't really talk to her, but we're friends, like, you know, old love. Does Ronnie still talk about her a lot? It's kind of weird what he does.
It gets like awkward on that.

Speaker 1 That was like 10 years ago. We try to get him to, but.
Yeah, and then it gets really awkward, and then he starts putting his fist through things.

Speaker 1 He has like a kid and another girl that he's dealing with. Yeah, he's calmed down a little.
Okay, okay. Hasn't calmed down.

Speaker 1 Looking back on it, is there anything that you guys wish you had done differently while on the television show?

Speaker 1 Hmm. What I would have done differently.
Maybe we would have invested in some of the clubs out there because they would have liked to run the show.

Speaker 1 I know. Yeah, that's a good call.
They should have given you a taste. Yeah, exactly.
They were bringing people in at that point, right? Now the Seaside won't have the show back.

Speaker 1 They closed down those clubs. Really? We literally brought that place to life.
Like, the economy, every business was booming, and now they're like, yeah, we want to go in a different direction.

Speaker 1 So they give us a problem about filming. That's like very counterintuitive to everything they should be.
Blows my mind, too.

Speaker 1 Same thing, like when the governor was, and like politicians from New Jersey were like talking shit about Jersey Shore. I'm like, do you guys not like money

Speaker 1 in your state? Yeah. People go there for a while.
People from Australia were flying to Seaside. Canada, people were just going there because of the show.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't think there was anything necessarily wrong with what you guys were doing. Like, Like, it's basically what you do when you're in your early 20s.
Not even.

Speaker 1 We're saints compared to what people do in their short house. Right.
You just happen to have a camera around you all the time. Yeah, which makes it actually us well-behaved.
Right. The camera on us.

Speaker 1 What's the worst we're doing? Hooking up? Did that ever fuck with you?

Speaker 1 I mean, we kind of have that here where there's a camera on us all the time.

Speaker 1 Did it ever fuck with you when you were just like, man, I just want to get away from this camera because it's following me everywhere?

Speaker 1 It fucks with me when I'm not filming because I'm like, where the hell is the camera? It messes me up because I'm used to it in front of my face. Oh, I feel like there's a mic on on me.
Right, right.

Speaker 1 I've been doing it for 10 years.

Speaker 1 Well, you get used to that. So we don't know if you're fucked up because you're still living it.

Speaker 1 And when you're 50, you're like, damn. It's like PTSD.
You start yelling at random people.

Speaker 1 We have real PTSD after filming.

Speaker 1 Yelling at shadows and whatnot.

Speaker 1 Your hair is even better in person. I just want to say that is sick.

Speaker 1 When you turn 50, are you still going to have the same coif, or is it going to be time at some point to dial it back? No, no, I'm going to keep it. Even when it turns gray, it'll be a gray blow up.

Speaker 1 That would actually be sick. How long does it take to get that ready? About 20 minutes.
Okay, that's not that bad. That's bad.

Speaker 1 Mary fuck kill Jim Tan Laundry.

Speaker 1 I would marry the gym

Speaker 1 because I need that forever.

Speaker 1 I would kill tan because I could take it or leave it. Yeah.
And I'd fuck laundry. Okay.

Speaker 1 I used to do that in high school.

Speaker 1 My hamper was exactly. I would kill laundry, fuck tan, and marry the gym.
Okay. Oh, shit.
Okay, so you'd be stinky, but you'd at least have a nice tan. You'd have your clothes.
Or you'd be jacked.

Speaker 1 Are you still on your diet? Mm-hmm. That was wild when you were eating eating the cheese off the pizza.
Yeah, so I was annoying. Yeah, I know.
I was annoyed.

Speaker 1 I mean, you have to do it, though. I just took a couple bites for a pizza review.
You did? Yeah. Did you spit it out after? No, but I threw out the entire slice because I'm a foodie.

Speaker 1 I love pizza, but I only do it once in a while. So, do you have a cheat day? Yeah, like a couple times a month.
It's a movie, though. I'm doing Chippendale.
It's a movie. You got to film it.

Speaker 1 You're going to have it. It's cookies.
It's ice cream. It's pizza.
It's ice. Oh, I go in, yeah.

Speaker 1 He hates himself after it. Yeah.
I'm doing Chippendales, though, so I have to take my shirt off. What What do you mean you're doing Chippendales? I'm like hosting it for a month.

Speaker 1 Like I'm resident, the guest host. So you're going to be a stripper for a month? Yeah, he was practicing his helicopter on the way over here.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Basically. So you're going to be a stripper for a month? I'm not going to strip.

Speaker 1 What does your mom think about? I'm the host.

Speaker 1 She's just going to escort, not strip. Yeah, she's going to.

Speaker 1 Yeah, right.

Speaker 1 You'll be the champion. I'm not going to let her see it.

Speaker 1 That's not a bad place to be because you've got all the girls coming in off the strip to watch the show. No, it's the best place to be.
It's the best place.

Speaker 1 For a single person.

Speaker 1 There's nothing but single women there. That are there to have a good time.
You know what I'm talking about? Yes. Have a really good time.
Yes. That's why I'm going to go see it.

Speaker 1 I'm going to go to a show. Yes.
And just catch the fallout. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I want to jump back to the gym, tan, laundry thing real quick. Now, is that always in the order of gym, then tan, then laundry? No.

Speaker 1 Okay, good. That never made sense to me.
The order's never, it's never in the same order.

Speaker 1 I find that we never do it in the right order, right? Because we'll like drop off laundry first, go to the gym, tan on the way back, or vice versa. With the tan and the gym always flip-flops.
Okay.

Speaker 1 okay and some places it's harder to do like when we're in jersey it's such a small town everything's like on one block right then we started doing it in like italy and miami and now you're driving like a half hour from the gym to the laundry and italy had no tanning beds there was one half a tanning bed at a nail salon i'm like this is insane did you guys get any backlash for going to italy oh my god so much really what who was who was the most mad

Speaker 1 people

Speaker 1 people in Italy weren't mad right it's always the people here yeah like the Italian Americans, you know, they always give a shit, but I'm not sure.

Speaker 1 Meanwhile, like, not everyone on the show is even Italian, right? Right.

Speaker 1 And they're like, you guys are not even from Jersey. We know.
We only rented a showhouse in Jersey because people go to vacation there. They don't understand the premise of reality television.

Speaker 1 What was that audition process like to get on the show?

Speaker 1 I didn't audition. They found me on MySpace.
They're like, you got the job. That's a throwback.

Speaker 1 They saw your hair.

Speaker 1 They left me a message saying that they liked my look. And I didn't know why.
Because I was like this in a tank top with the Italian flag in the background.

Speaker 1 So I was tan, muscles, and then the hair and the Italian flag.

Speaker 1 And there was that, like right back around then, was it 2009, 2008, there was that famous like Guido picture that was going viral on the back of the bag. Yeah, and I was there.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they all looked like that. It was me, yeah, that was my family.

Speaker 1 That was your family reunion.

Speaker 1 That was me. Yeah.
I'm the only one that kept it alive. Yeah, what about you? I did some like crazy audition in an interview in like a

Speaker 1 shitty hotel in Seaside, New Jersey. And like, It looked like some weird Craigslist thing.

Speaker 1 The only reason why I thought it was somewhat legit, I recognized the girl interviewing me from another reality show, from actually Tila Tequila. Oh, another classic.

Speaker 1 I'm like, yeah, that was the original shot of love. Shot of love.

Speaker 1 So I'm like, oh, I know you. I'm like, all right.

Speaker 1 It kind of seems legit, but I still thought I was getting murdered.

Speaker 1 I took a couple shots, and then I just did my thing. And then they called me like a year later and said, can you film this show?

Speaker 1 I don't know. And then the rest is history.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we didn't know what we were filming. We had had no name.
You don't know until you get into the house. We don't tell you anything.
Even after we filmed it, it had no name, nothing.

Speaker 1 I came back to my regular life, went back to DJing in Rhode Island, like nothing ever happened. Months later, we started seeing commercials for the show.
I like took my L C D. Wait,

Speaker 1 so you guys, you film it, you go back to your regular life. At what point were you like, holy shit, this is way bigger than we ever thought it would be? Because it blew up.

Speaker 1 Yeah, when it aired, I didn't know that that many people were watching it until I went out and pumped gas in my car, and I was getting people coming up to me.

Speaker 1 They're like, yo, that's crazy on that show. Like,

Speaker 1 also, within like two episodes, everyone's like flying to LA, going to like award shows, going on like Jay Leno, Jimmy Found,

Speaker 1 David Letterman back then. Like, that normally doesn't happen for a reality show.
So, we're like, oh, shit, this is different.

Speaker 1 No, after you guys tape it, you just think that, or in the process, you just think it's like another season of the real world or something like that. That's exactly what it is.
Not even.

Speaker 1 I thought it was like a one-hour special.

Speaker 1 That was Tommy Cheese Balls. Exactly, yeah.
I thought it was gonna be like a local celebrity, get some chicks. Bunch of choo-choos on the show.

Speaker 1 So, is there anything you look back on? You're like, man, that fad is no longer cool anymore, like fist pumping or anything like that? Yeah, Paulie's hair. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, I mean, I actually like it because he's keeping it so that eventually.

Speaker 1 He was the only one back then that still.

Speaker 1 But it's a thing. It was already out of date in 2009.
If you're going to be on a reality show, you have to have a thing. No doubt.
That makes you

Speaker 1 look like that. Everything.
Fist pumping, you know, the grab. We used to wear these graphic tees that literally lay out weight to them.
No, those are sweet. I still wear them.
Yeah, those are sweet.

Speaker 1 I still fist pump. That's my only dance.

Speaker 1 I can't say this conversation next to him because he's exactly the same. Yeah, but I love it.
Yeah, it's like you just keep going. Eventually it's going to come back in the style.
Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 1 And you're going to be the guy.

Speaker 1 Exactly.

Speaker 1 You guys are... Wait, so you're from Rhode Island? And where are you from?

Speaker 1 Staten Island. Staten Island.
Okay, so did you grow up a Jets or a Giants fan? I grew up a Giants fan. Actually, yeah, a Giants fan.
How many more years do you think they should keep Eli around?

Speaker 1 Probably like four or five?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I guess. Quarterback for life.

Speaker 1 They're going to anyway, even though, you know, I don't think getting rid of Odell was good. Probably the sucks.
Yeah, but

Speaker 1 you are tight with the Gronks. You're right, Gronk, and I'm really sad about the whole...
You think he's going to keep playing? I do. Yeah.
How many games is he going to wait till he comes back?

Speaker 1 I know, I know, I know. I don't know.
I'm not trying to get the inside scoop on here. You and Gronk are best friends.
If Brady calls him, I mean, how could you say no to Brady, in my opinion?

Speaker 1 Does Gronk come out to your DJ shows? I feel like that's like YouTube earlier. He's awesome.
Yeah, two P's in a pot. Tell him what he was doing.

Speaker 1 In Vegas, he was spiking pineapples on my stage. He just finds stuff to spike.
If it's something that's football-shaped, he'll spike it, no matter what it is.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's so perfect. That's so perfect.

Speaker 1 All right, well, this has been awesome. So, double shot of love.
What is the premiere? Tomorrow, April 11th. April 11th.
8 p.m. Okay, so hopefully you guys found love.

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 1 Why are you looking at me? I'm seeing your ranks. Why are you looking at me like that? Why are you looking at me like that? I feel like you found a girlfriend.
I feel like you're looking.

Speaker 1 You're looking

Speaker 1 for the answer. Well, you have to find it.
You got to watch.

Speaker 1 I think you guys are going to be aware of that. I found out that you love women.
I think many problems love women. We like sex.
Paulie, you're still single. Hey, wow.
Gee, you guys got to watch. So,

Speaker 1 what have you been doing with your girlfriend since? Like, have you just

Speaker 1 been doing?

Speaker 1 I don't know. I don't know if she exists.
Okay. Have you guys, last question? The Bachelor, the last season of The Bachelor, that guy pretended he was a virgin.
Pretended? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Is that true? I heard that.

Speaker 1 Very very well created.

Speaker 1 Did you guys ever think about telling a girl you're a virgin? You think that would be hot for a girl? It doesn't fly for us because they watch us have sex on TV.

Speaker 1 You know what? Next time you just got to soak. Bring soaking back.

Speaker 1 Soak on TV. That way no one can judge you.
Yeah, no baby.

Speaker 1 He sucks at sex. No, dude, I was soaking.
There was no friction whatsoever. It wasn't soaking.
People are like, I'm a hugger. I'm a soaker.
Yeah, you're a soaker.

Speaker 1 I said you're going to soak. I soak.
Yeah, Paulie's going to soak. I already soaked.
I didn't know it it was a thing.

Speaker 1 I've been soaking by accident. This guy's been soaking.

Speaker 1 All right, guys. Thanks so much.
Appreciate it. Thank you.

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Speaker 1 Okay, let's get to some segments. First up, we got a woe.
PFT, you got a woe for us? Yeah, big time woe. This coach.

Speaker 1 I guess I don't.

Speaker 1 Breaking moves.

Speaker 1 Breaking moves.

Speaker 1 The Grizzlies have dismissed their coach and reassigned their GM. It's kind of a list.
This league breaking moves. David Fazdale, so long.

Speaker 1 Not really, but. Take that for data.
No, we know him, yeah. Mike Conley is very pissed off.
Everybody likes him. He's already sub-tweeting about it.

Speaker 1 So it looks like they're rebuilding, which kind of reminds me when I was in a rebuilding phase of my life. I was going to the gym.

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Speaker 1 Just pick some up today at your local store and check out builtwithchalkamilk.com for the real science. The Grizzlies are always going to be rebuilding.
That's kind of what they're up to.

Speaker 1 I feel like the ceiling on the Grizz is giving a team a tough series in the second round. Yeah.
And fun to watch. They're fun to watch sometimes.
I miss Grit and Grind. Yeah, me too.

Speaker 1 Joe Camino is fun to have back. The Grizzlies should just be that team that's like reinvigorates guys' careers.
Yeah, Zach Randolph. Joe Camino

Speaker 1 out of the NBA. Boom.
Grizzlies. Let's do it.
Yeah. Jimmer Foudette.
Boom. Just have that be their whole thing.
It's like, hey, this guy you forgot about, bring him on the Grizzlies. Atan Thomas.

Speaker 1 Just dudes that play great defense and are terrible on offense. Yeah, just do it.
All right, you got a woe? So, yeah, I do have a woe. This comes from Jeff is tall on Twitter.

Speaker 1 Noted Twitter user, Jeff is Tall. Yep.
If you tried to sex a black hole, your penis would be the longest it's ever been, followed immediately by being the smallest it's ever been. Hmm.

Speaker 1 It's like jumping in cold water. Whoa.
I was going to to say, just like... Just jerking off.
Just like normal sex. Yeah.
Wait, so how does that work? It's just like normal sex.

Speaker 1 Your penis gets very long and then very small. But what is the actual black hole? So black holes are in the news this week because NASA took a snapshot of one.

Speaker 1 And what they do is they just suck things, right? So they suck the light from stars.

Speaker 1 And then once the light from the star gets close to the black hole and inside the black hole, it gets compacted and disappears. Okay.

Speaker 1 So it's gone. So it's gone.
So your dick would be gone, actually. Gone Gone forever.
I don't know if being gone counts as small. Gone just counts as

Speaker 1 done.

Speaker 1 Gone is the absence of penis. Right.
So there's nothing. You can't actually comment on the size.
That's true. All right.
So, okay. That's actually, you're wrong.
Jeff is tall. Jeff debunked.

Speaker 1 Jeff is tall. You're probably not even tall.

Speaker 1 All right. We have a, well, that makes sense.
What was this one for? This is from Jack Dorsey. He is the CEO of Twitter.
He's been in the news a lot recently.

Speaker 1 And he has some very, very strange eating habits. Okay.
So he says, I'll go from Friday till Sunday. I won't have dinner on Friday.
I won't have dinner or any meal on Saturday.

Speaker 1 And the first time I'll eat will be Sunday evening. I've done that where I do an extended fast where I'm just drinking water.
The first time I did it on day three, I felt like I was hallucinating.

Speaker 1 It was a weird state to be in.

Speaker 1 This is the point of no return with rich people just doing random shit. Like, hey, you know what would be fun? To be starving to death for three days.
Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 1 No, that's the thing about being rich. I think you get so, you get so uncomfortable being comfortable.
Right.

Speaker 1 If you're comfortable all the time, eventually you get uncomfortable, and then you have to make yourself uncomfortable to be comfortable again. Right.

Speaker 1 So he has to be in pain to be like, okay, now I know how normal people feel. This is also the new drug.

Speaker 1 The new drug is to just deprive your body of what it needs to survive and then be like, but I hallucinated. Yeah, I didn't sleep for three weeks.
It was wild. I started hallucinating.
Right.

Speaker 1 If you go on a run for 20 miles, you'll get a wicked runner's hide. Oh, man.
Okay, I got to start doing that. I got to start moving my body.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm going to submerge myself in freezing cold water for an hour. And guess what? My heart stopped.

Speaker 1 It was fucking, it was like the greatest cocaine I've ever had. What?

Speaker 1 I'm going to suspend myself for six hours by putting fish hooks through my nipples and an intricate series of pulleys to raise me off the ground. You're fucking rich, rich, dude.

Speaker 1 Just do designer drugs that none of us can do. Or if you want to feel like you're poor, just actually just give some of your money away.
Yeah. That'd be cool.
That's a rush. Give all your money away.

Speaker 1 You know what I've heard is the ultimate rush? Giving a shitload of money to podcasters.

Speaker 1 That is. It gets you just

Speaker 1 like shit. It's like Molly.
Yeah. Well, Molly's Molly.
You guys know about Molly's. Molly's like Molly.
Molly's like Molly. Molly is like Molly.
All right.

Speaker 1 Next up, I do a quick seeing red, but I don't even, I actually think the Bulls have beaten it out of me.

Speaker 1 Jim Boylan's going to get a three-year contract, and John Paxon got in front of the media and basically was like, I think we're still a destination for free agents, which makes no sense because the Bulls have never been a destination for free agents, and they just hired a glorified gym teacher to be the coach for the next three years because they don't like change and they're lazy and they want a guy who will just do whatever they say.

Speaker 1 It's sad to see you reach this point. No, I'm actually mad at you.
They did it to us. I'm getting mad.
They did it to us. It's their fault.
You have Jim Boyland.

Speaker 1 how can you get mad about jim boiland for three years it's just like it should be dejection i think your initial reaction is just like whatever well what they're doing is they essentially are like we just don't really want to hire someone new because then the new person is going to come in and be like hey everything you guys do is

Speaker 1 up and stupid so they're like let's just keep this guy because at least he won't call us dumb this is exactly how the redskins franchise operates it's it is just a series of dejections zion maybe zion yeah that's your hope yeah Zion or Job Morant.

Speaker 1 That's going to be the biggest night of the Bulls and probably since Derrick Rose left.

Speaker 1 That's going to be it. You guys need the ping pong balls go.
Speaking of Derrick Rose, why is the name of his movie Pooh? Because that's his nickname.

Speaker 1 You guys need a real good luck. You need a tough name for a movie.
You need a great good luck charm for draft night. You need a kid up there.

Speaker 1 You need like one of the Jackie Robinson Little League kids up there.

Speaker 1 That would be kind of awkward. They're like 18.
Yeah, that's fine. I don't care.
They're the most successful team

Speaker 1 besides the Cubs from Chicago. That would be pretty funny if you just threw them up there.
Yeah, we need to. Yeah.
You need to figure this out. You need to figure out who the ultimate chip is.

Speaker 1 Jim Belushi. Final answer.
Jim Belushi. Okay, done.
Final answer. Is he okay?

Speaker 1 What? Is he okay now? Jim Belushi? Yeah. What happened to him? Just making sure he's okay.
What do you mean? What happened to him? All right. Oh, I was thinking about John.

Speaker 1 What are you thinking of John? I was thinking of John Ritter. Oh.
I know about John. Belushi.
Yeah. Got it.
Yeah, Jim Belushi. Oh, no, no.
Here's what you do. Bill Murray.
Oh, get it?

Speaker 1 That's a good one. Get Bill Murray to do it.
Yes. He's probably going to be at his dangerous game, so so it probably wouldn't work out.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 Last up before. Oh, no, we have two more.
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Speaker 1 In April, you can go to a baseball game for like nothing. You know what you just did? You gave $10 to the troops.
Yeah, I did. Because you saved Marlin's Man $10.
Uh-huh.

Speaker 1 All right, so here is actually perfect segue segue from baseball. PFT, embrace debate slash question.

Speaker 1 Do you feel bad for Chris Davis, who is now 0 for 53 in his last 53?

Speaker 1 Well, he's had a couple walks mixed in there. No, because it's so much fun to watch.
Okay. And if the Orioles were going to be a threat to do anything this year, then maybe I would be.

Speaker 1 But he's helping them. I feel bad for him.
I think...

Speaker 1 The number would be 100 where it would go from sad to funny again, but from like 20 to or probably like 30 to 100 it's sad okay i i can get behind that train of thought but at the same time you're telling me that if he reached like 97 you wouldn't be standing up cheering for him to get to 100 well so he's already electric it would get it would get fun again a little bit before we're 100 it'd be like 87 yeah it would be right right where it's like i'm not sad about it i'm out rooting for him to get to 100.

Speaker 1 yeah um i i still think it's so much fun to watch they should really just let him get a hit like some some team, they had a shift on him today. I was like, that's just mean.

Speaker 1 He hit it right into the shift. And it was like, that could have been a single.
Just let him play straight up. He needs a new bat.
He also.

Speaker 1 Just cork your bat at this point. Another embrace debate about Chris Davis.

Speaker 1 I actually think if he's this deep, if he's going to be this deep into, like, I think he's 0 for, I can't remember what it is this season. I think it's like 30 or something.

Speaker 1 He's this deep into this season not having a hit. I think you should just not get a hit.
Because having a batting average of zero is better than having a batting average of like 50.

Speaker 1 Like the minute he gets a hit, it's going to look worse.

Speaker 1 Because you know what happens? You add the extra decimal right, right? So zero is like, oh, maybe he just hasn't had a lot of plate appearances.

Speaker 1 He's a pitcher. Also, zero isn't really a number, right? Right.
As we discussed, it's just the absence of dicks.

Speaker 1 Did you see Trevor Rosenthal had five straight game or appearances where he didn't record an out? So he had an infinity ERA. Yeah, he had an infinity ERA for quite a while.

Speaker 1 He's actually, in a weird way, I think, harder to do than Chris Davis because I actually think that if I, like, if you gave me five appearances, I'd get an out. Yeah, someone to catch a flyball.

Speaker 1 Right. Yeah.
Yeah. You'd fuck him up by throwing it so slow.
They'd hit a line drive that they would hit one right at the first base. Right or hit a warning track shot.

Speaker 1 Be like, wait, that was way too slow. Yeah, you get a nice gust of wind.
Throw an Ephesus. Yeah.
Right at him. So, yeah.
I feel bad right now, but I will

Speaker 1 laugh like that. The kid from Rookie of the Year got three outs.
Yes, he did. Throwing, what, 40 miles per hour? Oh, yeah.
Oh, fuck. Yes, he did.
All right.

Speaker 1 Last up before FAQ's, it's a new segment, new segment alert.

Speaker 1 It's called

Speaker 1 Trey Wingo Anchorman References. Yes.
So this one is, Will That Escalated Quickly? Yeah, it's really, it's a very versatile segment. So you can do, Will That Escalated Quickly.

Speaker 1 You can do, I'm Not Mad, I'm Just Impressed.

Speaker 1 Can you do some rules too? Wedding Crashers? Yeah, yeah, we'll make it.

Speaker 1 This is all Anchorman. Wedding Crashers is part of the Anchorman cinematic universe.
Yes, it's old school as well. Yes, absolutely.
Yeah, so those are the three money ones.

Speaker 1 This is from Richard Mindenhall. He wanted to weigh in on the ongoing Steelers saga that will apparently never end.
He says, all right, I'll end the mystery. B, that stands for Ben.

Speaker 1 Ben's racist, and Antonio Brown's black. He had to catch balls from a racist quarterback.
Every honest player knows it. It's not a big deal.

Speaker 1 He was just supposed to take his lickings and move on like a slave for real. Well, that escalated quickly.
That escalated. Real fast.
It's actually been like two and a half months.

Speaker 1 But it's still escalating. It still escalated very quickly.

Speaker 1 I don't really understand this either because So Big Ben is racist and plays in the NFL. I feel like it would be tough to stick around as a quarterback in the NFL if you were very, very racist.

Speaker 1 I don't know. I think you can play.
Do you think so?

Speaker 1 Well, if you let your racism get in the way of your play, if you're like, I'm not going to throw the ball to a black wide receiver, then you're just going to suck at being quarterback and you'll get out of the league pretty quickly.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 if you can check your racism at the door, I think it's possible to be a NFL quarterback. But he's saying that Big Ben's racism,

Speaker 1 every honest player knows it. So everyone knows it.
It's very out in the open. They say there are no racists in Foxholes either.
Like on the battlefield. True.

Speaker 1 Actually, they say no atheists in Foxholes, but I think it goes the same way.

Speaker 1 So I guess we can just say Mike Tomlin has officially lost his former locker room as well. Yes.
Oh, that's got to be really hard for Big Ben, too, as a racist. Yeah.
To have Mike Tomlin as his coach.

Speaker 1 That would be very, very. You know what?

Speaker 1 I'm going to withhold judgment on this. I need another former Steeler to weigh in.
I need either Franco Harris, because he's Italian, right? So I need Franco Harris to either moderate this or...

Speaker 1 Why? He's very, very unsupported, Joe Paterno. Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 That's right, yeah. Very.
So Franco, you can't. He's on March to Happy Valley.
The Immaculate Reception is canceled. Gone.

Speaker 1 Memories. I'll wait for Mike Florio's old quarterback from the book that he wrote, Quarterback of the Future.
It was a time-traveling quarterback that went back to play for the Steelers.

Speaker 1 You know this book? No. Oh, you got to read it.
Okay.

Speaker 1 His name is Jake DiCato. Imaginary former Steeler, Jake DiCato.
I need you to weigh in on whether or not Big Ben is a racist. Did he write that after or before he killed Terry Bradshaw?

Speaker 1 He wrote that before he killed Terry Bradshaw. So, yeah, back before he had blood on his hands.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 A new show idea. At like 2 in the morning on ESPN or Fox, they should just have all the former players that hated their quarterbacks in a roundtable discussion.
So you can have like Greg Jennings.

Speaker 1 You can have Richard Mendenhall.

Speaker 1 You can have, what's what's the other guy, Jermichael Finley, just anyone who hates their old teammate, and they just sit there and they bitch about their old teammate for three hours, and they get it out so that we don't have to listen to it every day.

Speaker 1 It should be moderated by Terrell Owens. Yeah, perfect.
Perfect. Ochro Cinco.
Yes.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I feel like Otro Cinco got along with most people.
He liked Carson Palmer. Remember they drove that time

Speaker 1 Cincinnati to Indianapolis to watch Peyton Manning? Yeah, I think it was mostly Carson Palmer that was just like, why does this guy who likes me so much hang out with me all the time? He's very weird.

Speaker 1 Right. Why does he make us stop to go to every McDonald's on the way? Yeah.
This is weird. But yeah, someone make that show.
I'd watch it. Never.

Speaker 1 Not.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. Never, not.
Yeah, so I would watch it. Yeah, mindful.
I'd watch the shit out of the show. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Hank, go do the FAQs.

Speaker 1 How many interviews are you guys sitting on at any given time? Oh, that's a very good question. That's a good question.
I'd say

Speaker 1 two to three,

Speaker 1 maybe sometimes a little more. Two to three is usually like the sweet spot.
Right now, we're sitting on Drew Brees,

Speaker 1 Rick Fox,

Speaker 1 OAR. OAR.
Two or three. Yeah.
Pudge Martinez. Oh, yeah.
Pudge Martinez. That's right.
We do have that one in the can. What would you say? Two or three.
Sometimes we're flushed, sometimes we're bust.

Speaker 1 It's a lot like our gambling accounts. Yeah, I'd say.
So, yeah, there are times when we're short where we have to scrimp and scrape at the last second and call up Paul Bissinet or

Speaker 1 somebody like that. That's a pretty good telltale sign if we have Mr.
Portnoy on, Biz Nasty,

Speaker 1 or I'm trying to think, Revisit. Rascillo, or Revasillo, then we don't have anyone, and that's literally the last person on our phone.

Speaker 1 Explain the part in my take logo, please. Okay, it's

Speaker 1 Big Cat, Stella,

Speaker 1 who was a big part of the show when we were doing Skype, because she would chime in for

Speaker 1 barking. She was definitely a third member, and then my Twitter avatar.
And then Hank. And then Hank.
Yeah, I was looking at the one behind me. I was looking at the one behind me.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, there's two. One is just PFT and I, but it's also PFT's Twitter avatar, not me.
Oh, and then him. Then the car stick is on there, too.
Car stick. And there's also some a couple that are.

Speaker 1 I think we did a holiday one. A bottle of Mad Dog.
Yeah, there's a battle of Maddog. Yeah, so we have a weird one.
It was always supposed to be Mad Dog, but copyright.

Speaker 1 We couldn't put that in the official logo. Sneaky, one of those things.
You can't say that, Hank, that we were doing a deal with one of their competitors. Yeah.
Sneaky, one of those things, though.

Speaker 1 Our logo, I think we had a lot of success. Like, it gave us some success early on that we didn't do intentionally.

Speaker 1 But if you look at like podcast logos, there's not a lot of logos that are cartoons of the hosts. Right.
Do you know what I mean? Usually it's like it makes you stop. Right, it makes you stop.

Speaker 1 It's a combo breaker when you're scrolling through the podcast app. It's like, oh, this one for some reason stands out.
These idiots. I'll give it a shot, even though they look like shitheads.
Right.

Speaker 1 Like, all the NPR ones are just.

Speaker 1 Just words. They are.
Guess what? They're just words. Yeah.
It's like when you go to a restaurant and you want a picture menu. Yeah.
pretty much. Pictures are the new words.

Speaker 1 And then Joe Rogan's face is all over the place. Joe Rogan, sums up.
He dominates everything. It's crazy.
It's the DMT. It's fucking crazy how many of his podcasts are at the top at any given time.

Speaker 1 He's in a good location. Shout out to you.
We just need to have Alex Jones on the show. Joe Rogan, come on the podcast.
Please.

Speaker 1 At what point does Smashed Avocado become guacamole?

Speaker 1 Okay. The third Smash.

Speaker 1 You think it's three Smashes and you're playing with yourself.

Speaker 1 Smash it once, that's fine. Smash it twice, that's okay.

Speaker 1 Smash it three times. Everyone's wondering what you're doing at the yard.
Exactly. Kind of creepy.

Speaker 1 The real answer is when you add like salt, lime juice, and whatever other ingredients. Like peas is a big one that the New York Times put out there.

Speaker 1 Good old guacamole with peas.

Speaker 1 Love my pea guacamole.

Speaker 1 This person wants us to give some Game of Thrones predictions. We're not unfortunately able to do that.
We will on Sunday. That's Hank's Firefest.

Speaker 1 We have a big announcement on Sunday.

Speaker 1 We'll just have to save it. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 Thanks for reading that question. You're welcome.
Yeah. Oh, here's another one.

Speaker 1 Why are you guys always so mean to Hank? He's just doing his job. That's a real question.
I don't think we're mean to Hank. Hanky, Hanky.
I think we know the buttons to press.

Speaker 1 I'm like Phil Jackson, and I know exactly how to motivate my players. And the best way to do it with you is to kind of make fun of you sometimes.
That was a preview of our Rick Fox interview.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think Hank, the part of the reason why Hank is so good at his job is he can take it. and he only gets somewhat mad and decides to do stool scenes because he hates us.

Speaker 1 And honestly, new stool scenes out. All honesty, Hank is very, very good at his job.
Very good. You see people chirp him saying, oh, you just press record.

Speaker 1 That is just one of the two parts of his job. He does breaking moves.
He does breaking moves too. So he's very, very good at everything involved with all facets of his job.
So thank you, Hank.

Speaker 1 And we're actually not that easy to deal with sometimes because we don't respond to stuff. It's true.
That is true. We're really bad at responding.

Speaker 1 His yawns are also a great deterrent, keeping away strangers. I love waking Hank up and having him want to fight me.

Speaker 1 That was a nice compliment. Keeps you alert.
Let's compliment Hank real quick.

Speaker 1 When he has a beard, he's very handsome.

Speaker 1 I think he would have made a great cat owner

Speaker 1 for a week or so, and then the cat would have probably died. Yeah.
Or got lost in my lawn.

Speaker 1 You know what, Hank? So

Speaker 1 the fourth member part of my take, Bubby slash Bubba slash Liam,

Speaker 1 is probably the most swaggalicious guy I know. And Hank doesn't get too jealous about Bubby's swag.
About his flow. And how sick his tattoos are.
I fucking hate his flow, though. His flow is awesome.

Speaker 1 I've instructed him to wear hats around me at all times. So that was a nice compliment, right? Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 You know what? Here's a great compliment today, Hank. You hired Bubba, the greatest producer in part of my take history.
That's true. And you hired him.
Congratulations. Yeah.
Your chain is cool.

Speaker 1 What's on your hand? I'm just literally describing things Hank's wearing right now. Your chain is cool.
Your shirt fits. What is the thing on your wrist?

Speaker 1 This? Yeah, what does it say? Bless and grateful to my friend Jordan that passed away. Okay, so there you go.
Shout out, Jordan. You're a good friend.
Yes, that is awesome.

Speaker 1 You're drinking water, which is good. You got to stay hydrated.

Speaker 1 Although you're drinking out of a water bottle, which is illegal in this office now. Where'd you get that, bro? It was for Rick Fox, but he didn't drink it.
Where'd you get that sweet, sweet shit?

Speaker 1 Huh? Wait, Rick Fox did open his water bottle and spilled it everywhere. Are you drinking? Listening to the whole Rick Fox interview right now.
We'll just just explain everything. We have three hours.

Speaker 1 Oh, we'll see everyone on Monday. Love you guys.
Even you, Hank.

Speaker 1 Talking away.

Speaker 1 Oh, I don't know what I'm to say. I'd say it anyway.

Speaker 1 Today's another day to find you. Shy away.

Speaker 1 Oh, I'll be coming for your love, okay.

Speaker 1 Take on

Speaker 1 me,

Speaker 1 take

Speaker 1 me on.

Speaker 1 I'll be gone

Speaker 1 to stay.

Speaker 1 I'll set it up, be so little way.

Speaker 1 Telling them the life is okay. Say after me.

Speaker 1 Life's been better to be safe than sorry. Take on

Speaker 1 me,

Speaker 1 take

Speaker 1 me out.

Speaker 1 I'll be gone

Speaker 1 with your true.