Ryan Whitney and Keith Yandle, Mt Rushmore Of Guys You Want To Punch, NBA Draft And Fyre Fest

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Speaker 18 Good friends Ryan Whitney and Keith Yandel on the show together in person.

Speaker 21 We did a bonus Mount Rushmore with them.

Speaker 22 I completely forgot we did that.

Speaker 26 We also have the Mount Rushmore of guys You'd Want to Punch in the Face.

Speaker 26 We're going to talk some NBA draft.

Speaker 20 We're going to talk a little things we missed.

Speaker 29 We have been a little out of pocket, so it's going to be free-flowing.

Speaker 30 Maybe not a lot of facts in this episode.

Speaker 2 I'm just going to get us set for that. That is a fact.

Speaker 31 And then we're going to...

Speaker 5 That is a fact, but it could also not be a fact.

Speaker 33 Fact check, true.

Speaker 24 And then we're going to finish with Firefest and send everyone on

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Speaker 35 Today is Friday, June 27th. And Hank, we did it.

Speaker 45 It's Friday. Let's go,

Speaker 32 boys.

Speaker 47 You got there.

Speaker 48 Two Fridays in one week.

Speaker 43 Two Fridays in one week.

Speaker 33 Hank made a great point, though. He was like, I get it mixed up because, you know, it's like show days.
Yeah. So like today would be Hank's Sunday.
Right. And we're doing a show now.

Speaker 50 Yeah.

Speaker 35 It is, it is Thursday as we're taping this, but it's Friday as people are listening.

Speaker 51 So that counts.

Speaker 35 We had the NBA draft.

Speaker 53 Just as a disclaimer, I said at the beginning of the show, we have been

Speaker 20 playing golf for the last two days, taping a lot of content.

Speaker 44 Very out of pocket.

Speaker 28 This is going to be a low fact show.

Speaker 33 Low fact show, but a lot of takes. I think we should substitute the facts for takes.

Speaker 3 Well, let's start with this.

Speaker 28 Credit to us because we were right about Cooper Flag three years ago, almost to the day.

Speaker 55 Yep.

Speaker 28 I found the clip when we basically predicted it, and we said Cooper Flag will be the first white American that will get drafted in the 1-1 overall in the NBA three years ago.

Speaker 28 So we were first to have it.

Speaker 33 Yeah, I think what really settled it was finding out his name was Cooper Flag and that he was from Maine. Yes.
That's the guy that we need to be back.

Speaker 28 Also in the clip, you did say, PFT, you called your shot for Grady Dick.

Speaker 18 So we'll just keep that part out.

Speaker 33 What's Grady Dick up to?

Speaker 64 He's in the league.

Speaker 46 Okay. Yeah.
All right. Yeah.

Speaker 65 We're not far off.

Speaker 66 No, we weren't far off.

Speaker 28 But yeah, Cooper Flag goes 1-1 overall, which we all knew was going to happen. There was some awesome Fire Nico chance going on.

Speaker 28 Also, Nico Harrison just continues to confirm that he's a shithead and maybe an idiot because when he was talking about getting Cooper Flag 1-1 overall, he said, fortune favors the bold.

Speaker 33 Yeah, it's a bold move.

Speaker 18 I don't know.

Speaker 72 That's just not how that quote works.

Speaker 35 He didn't, I guess he did do something bold, but that didn't.

Speaker 18 That's not why he got the number one pick.

Speaker 33 Maybe he was talking about the lottery.

Speaker 33 Like he was rewarded in the lottery because he was bold enough to trade Luca.

Speaker 73 Right.

Speaker 28 Fortune favors the bold, but I did enjoy the Fire Nico chance.

Speaker 27 That was great.

Speaker 33 Yeah, I mean, congrats to the Mavericks fans. I know nothing's going to replace having Luca, but this is a pretty good consolation prize, right? Really good.
It worked out pretty well for you.

Speaker 33 Now, this morning, I tuned in to Get Up. Did you get to watch Get Up at all?

Speaker 2 I did not watch Get Up this morning.

Speaker 33 Well, you missed out because one of the first topics,

Speaker 33 should the Mavericks be favored to be the team that gives Oklahoma City a run for its money out of the West next season?

Speaker 51 Oh, wow.

Speaker 33 Cooper Flagg,

Speaker 75 AD,

Speaker 33 Kyrie.

Speaker 33 Think about it. It seems like they're the next one up.

Speaker 63 Is Kyrie...

Speaker 55 He tours ACL, right?

Speaker 18 So he's going to be out for at least a little bit.

Speaker 33 He'll be out for a little bit. Yeah, but it's fun to think about, like, we're already shitting on the thunder.
Yes.

Speaker 76 Yes. Oh, you got to do it instantly.
Yeah.

Speaker 33 Yeah. Like, it was disappointing.
They took it to seven.

Speaker 10 Yeah, it was. Yeah.
It was.

Speaker 49 I'm disappointed.

Speaker 40 By the way, did you see Tyrese Halliburton?

Speaker 17 Poor guy.

Speaker 57 I mean, his post was very, like, it sucked, like, him having to write that all out.

Speaker 18 But then he also had what was clearly a scheduled WWE tweet ad that he had to post.

Speaker 33 That was sad. That is sad.
How long ago do you think he scheduled that?

Speaker 10 I don't know.

Speaker 28 Well, not that because he did use like

Speaker 28 what's happening today. He said, on the upside, my character is now available in WWE 2K25.

Speaker 63 That's good.

Speaker 40 Go cop the Dunkin destruction pack today.

Speaker 33 That's a good way to actually make it have more interaction is to just toss something in about the injury.

Speaker 50 Yeah, right.

Speaker 78 But that did, that did, that was kind of sad.

Speaker 33 I have one scheduled tweet that I put in like two years ago because I scheduled the tweets of part of my take to go out at 7 a.m. every morning that a show comes out.

Speaker 33 I accidentally did one for Mark Titus when he was on the show like two years ago. And I think I scheduled it for three years in advance.

Speaker 33 So, like, next year, some random day, I'm going to post a link to part of my take featuring Mark Titus. I love that.
When he's not on the show.

Speaker 50 I love that. Yeah.

Speaker 28 Cooper Flag, by the way, the ESPN broadcast had some difficulties.

Speaker 57 They had, I think it was Dylan Harper and Ace Bailey, where they were doing a pan-up for your shoes.

Speaker 28 And they're like, and there's Cooper Flag, very much not Cooper Flag.

Speaker 33 Well, for a second, I thought you were wrong about that take.

Speaker 14 Yeah.

Speaker 33 It's like, wait, nope, Big Cat said white American. Yeah.

Speaker 80 But

Speaker 64 I did see this.

Speaker 28 Cooper Flag, and this obviously he has to be everything that he's scheduled to be, 1-1 overall.

Speaker 18 He's supposed to be really, really good.

Speaker 16 If everything goes well for him and he signs all of his extensions and everything, because I like to just be like, hey, this guy's going to be incredible.

Speaker 28 He could make close to a billion dollars in the NBA by age 32.

Speaker 33 How does that work out?

Speaker 28 He has a $62 million rookie deal.

Speaker 28 And then this is all off of just like the cap right now.

Speaker 18 So the cap, if the cap goes up, it'll be more.

Speaker 40 Then he'd get the 30% super max, which would be 359 million dollars And then he would get the 35% super max which would be 509 million dollars No state income tax either no state income tax So he that would be pretty cool.

Speaker 33 That was cool. Uh, what else did you like about the draft last night? My favorite moment was Colin Murray Boyles.
Yeah, so he got drafted by the by the Raptors and he was just immediately like fuck

Speaker 33 And then I don't know how you how you react to that if you're the Raptors, like the front office. Do you like sit them down? You're like, do you hate us? Yeah.

Speaker 56 Well,

Speaker 85 at least they could maybe work through that.

Speaker 43 Ace Bailey, like, he hates Utah.

Speaker 33 That's the funniest possible outcome for Ace Bailey. He was pissed.
Yeah, he's like, I'm not going to work out for any of these teams. I want to go to a great city.
I'm going to have a great time in.

Speaker 33 And then Utah is like, buddy, we got a seat for you right here.

Speaker 69 Hank, there was some smoke.

Speaker 22 Utah trying to trade for Jalen Brown.

Speaker 48 Yeah, there's a lot of rumors going around.

Speaker 25 There was some smoke.

Speaker 77 You want Ace Bailey?

Speaker 25 I mean, we got to get some cap, some cap room.

Speaker 35 Yeah.

Speaker 36 Ace Bailey said going to Utah, I can control what I can control.

Speaker 20 They feel how they feel, but my team and me, me focusing on basketball and them doing what they're doing, so it happens.

Speaker 20 That doesn't feel great.

Speaker 33 Get ready to learn Swig, buddy.

Speaker 86 Yeah, he's not.

Speaker 43 I don't think he wants to be in Utah.

Speaker 33 No, I mean...

Speaker 33 No, he definitely does not.

Speaker 33 What teams did he want to go to?

Speaker 55 I think it was Wizards.

Speaker 33 He was trying to engineer himself to go to the Wizards, maybe?

Speaker 1 The Wizards and the Nets and maybe Philly?

Speaker 87 No, it was the Wizards, Nets, and Pelicans.

Speaker 18 Wizards, by the way, Pelicans.

Speaker 23 Oh, boy.

Speaker 31 Yep.

Speaker 18 That was the worst trade ever.

Speaker 28 They traded from 23 up to 13, and they gave away their unprotected first-round pick next year.

Speaker 20 Actually, worse than that,

Speaker 6 they have the Bucs pick as well.

Speaker 89 Yeah.

Speaker 28 The Pelicans.

Speaker 18 They gave whichever one is better.

Speaker 33 It's higher, yeah.

Speaker 90 And if the Bucs trade Giannis, that could literally just be two shots at getting the one pick.

Speaker 33 Can you do that in other sports? I don't think the NFL has that ability, right? To say, like, whichever pick is higher, you get that one.

Speaker 33 I think you have to declare

Speaker 33 where it's coming from.

Speaker 33 But yeah, in the NBA, it's like there's so many things that you have to know about NBA transactions to become knowledgeable at all about what these teams are doing, like the different exemptions, different trade packages.

Speaker 33 It's hard to keep up with, but I am a fan of any time a team gets fleeced. So that was, yeah, it was a fleecing.

Speaker 30 This one makes no sense.

Speaker 18 Joe Dumar is now running the Pelicans.

Speaker 43 I don't know what he was thinking.

Speaker 30 Is he convinced himself the Pelicans are going to be good next year?

Speaker 91 I don't know.

Speaker 63 Because it's not even like he went up to a top five pick.

Speaker 82 He went from 23 to 13.

Speaker 51 Yeah.

Speaker 79 The Hawks, great credit to the Hawks.

Speaker 43 I mean, the Hawks might be good at some point.

Speaker 33 I have a take about the NBA draft. There's too many players in attendance.

Speaker 28 Too many players in attendance.

Speaker 33 You're setting yourself up for the bad moment where the camera's on you and you're so pissed off about everything. I felt like there were 10 guys that were waiting to be drafted last night.

Speaker 30 There were too many players in attendance.

Speaker 28 There were way too many tears.

Speaker 72 So many tears.

Speaker 8 Everyone was crying.

Speaker 33 I kind of liked the tears because they were mostly hat true.

Speaker 5 I need at least a couple guys to not cry.

Speaker 33 Ace Bailey cried because he was going to Utah. Yeah.

Speaker 44 And then also the fact that they do it two nights is insane.

Speaker 78 Yeah.

Speaker 28 The second round being its own standalone night is nuts.

Speaker 33 Who was the one player that was there as a fan? Like, I think he might have even bought a ticket.

Speaker 33 He wasn't predicted to go in the first round.

Speaker 35 Was it the Chinese player?

Speaker 33 Yeah, Yeah, I think so. Yeah, he's the highest drafted Chinese player since not Yao, but the guy after Yao that won the bucks.

Speaker 60 Yeah, I think that's Yi Jingling.

Speaker 33 Yeah, so he's the highest drafted Chinese player to go that high. He's what, seven foot two? Yeah.
He's a monster. But I don't think that he was there expecting to get drafted last night.

Speaker 33 He just showed up and he was like the little sass.

Speaker 65 He was like, me?

Speaker 32 Yeah. Picked me.

Speaker 40 He was mocked to be like the 35th pick.

Speaker 16 I think Rasilla, our guy rascillo maybe had him going he was like he's one of the guys he loves he watches ball he watches ball uh

Speaker 28 we also had uh oh

Speaker 28 we should say shout out the two college basketball powerhouses of duke and rutgers rutgers four out of the first five picks were duke and rutgers players huge night for i feel like i that would drive me nuts if i was a rutgers fan it would i know that you can spin it and say, well, it's a great night for Rutgers.

Speaker 28 Like, we, you know, they see that you can go Rutgers to the draft.

Speaker 18 If you have two of the top five picks and you didn't make the NCAA tournament, that would devastate me.

Speaker 33 Yeah, where'd they finish in the big last year?

Speaker 19 10th.

Speaker 33 Yeah, that's bad. It's bad.
How is that possible?

Speaker 17 They just, they didn't have anyone else. Like, they didn't have anyone else.

Speaker 33 Yeah, that would drive me nuts, too. I liked.

Speaker 33 I liked a few things last night. Vijay Edgecombe, good pick by the Sixers, I think.
Guy loves to jam it. I love the Wizards' pick.

Speaker 33 I love Trey Johnson, best shooter in college college basketball. Maybe him and Knipple.
But I feel like

Speaker 33 I was thinking about the Wizards last night because I said that, I made that comment about how it sucks the life out of you to play for the Wizards. They need to change their name so bad.

Speaker 33 They got to go back to the Bullets.

Speaker 32 I agree.

Speaker 33 I think you go back to the Bullets, day one, culture change, different mentality. I agree.
You're shooters again.

Speaker 41 Why can't they just be the Bullets and it be a train instead of bullets?

Speaker 33 That's great. Or a blender.

Speaker 81 Yeah.

Speaker 56 Yeah.

Speaker 72 You have no idea.

Speaker 46 Or a whiskey.

Speaker 16 Isn't there bullet whiskey or something?

Speaker 33 Yes, there is. Yeah.
Yeah. Right.

Speaker 96 Bourbon.

Speaker 76 Yeah. Yeah, just keep it ambiguous.

Speaker 33 Yeah, it's so much cooler if it's the bullets. But yeah, I love Trey Johnson.
I think that was a great pick.

Speaker 1 What did you guys think about...

Speaker 24 So the Bulls picked Noah Essengay from France.

Speaker 64 That's just our Wemby

Speaker 28 bait for a couple years from now. Very smart move.

Speaker 76 What did you think, though?

Speaker 16 He left his team who's currently in the playoffs.

Speaker 24 Don't love that.

Speaker 72 I feel like he's got to get ready for the play-in, though, this year.

Speaker 43 He's going to be a play-in. I mean, he's got to be a play-in guy.

Speaker 41 So, with the Bulls.

Speaker 33 What's the format like in France?

Speaker 86 I don't know.

Speaker 49 I think they're up to one.

Speaker 66 It's a Euro League championship.

Speaker 21 Yeah, I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 33 Oh, it's a Euro League championship?

Speaker 43 I think so, yeah.

Speaker 33 I don't love that.

Speaker 38 Yeah.

Speaker 33 It's a very French thing to do. Yeah.

Speaker 64 I don't really care.

Speaker 76 If he's good, he's good.

Speaker 33 If he's bad, he's bad. I think Rosillo had him pretty high up, too.

Speaker 24 Yeah, that's my entire take.

Speaker 76 If he's good, he's good.

Speaker 27 If he's bad, he's bad.

Speaker 97 He's got our quote card.

Speaker 33 And if he's good, that's good for you. Yeah.

Speaker 21 He was the steal of the draft according to my mock draft,

Speaker 52 which was me just basically pulling up my phone right before the Bulls pick, seeing it and being like, steal the draft.

Speaker 16 Yeah.

Speaker 51 Fleeced.

Speaker 33 Also, one other data point about Trey Johnson, the outfit that he wore.

Speaker 98 Love it.

Speaker 69 What was the shorts?

Speaker 33 Oh. He wore a suit.

Speaker 85 Was it shorts or was it Caprice?

Speaker 33 No, it was shorts. It was full shorts.
It was like Angus Young.

Speaker 33 He's like an ACDC guy in person. Okay.

Speaker 33 But it was a great look.

Speaker 6 love the fashion at the draft last night um I also wrote down uh I'm pretty sure the Nets just picked like the same player over and over is that I they picked a bunch of uh

Speaker 60 like wings that can't shoot yep so that that was smart and we had the clip of Josiah standing in the middle of the Nets war room looking for a high five and no one even thinking about giving him a high five it was great you can't have that as an owner you have to sorry governor as a governor you have to have an established, I'm going to you for a high five guy.

Speaker 33 Either that or just be comfortable not getting a high five.

Speaker 71 Just keep your hands in your pockets.

Speaker 33 Yeah, be in the corner sitting down with like a cigar in your hand, looking like a governor, looking like an owner, and just look around the room and be like, good job, good job, good job, everybody.

Speaker 33 Thumbs up. But yeah, to be standing in the middle of the room, like looking for a friend, that doesn't speak highly of them.

Speaker 36 I also wrote down that

Speaker 18 I think the future of Duke Hate just rests in the Knipple family because seeing all the brothers lined up, I was like, when these guys, when we get to the third Knipple at Duke, it's going to be on.

Speaker 33 Yeah, did you see the highlight package they put together?

Speaker 99 It is going to be on.

Speaker 33 Of all the Knipple, like the dads and the uncles playing basketball back in the day. Yeah, the flying Knipples.
Yeah, they looked like a Duke basketball team. Yeah.
It was crazy.

Speaker 33 But yes, you're right. Like, it's very valuable to have generations and like siblings that come one right after the other.
So you continue that same hate you had for the first guy for up to a decade.

Speaker 33 It's wonderful.

Speaker 11 Right. So

Speaker 17 they hold the future of the whole Duke hate in their hands.

Speaker 81 I think they can do it.

Speaker 76 What were you going to say, memes?

Speaker 53 All their names start with K. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 49 And you said the third one would

Speaker 28 start all the hate.

Speaker 52 That was worth the laugh that I didn't deserve the laugh, but the laugh was warranted.

Speaker 33 Yeah, they have five brothers.

Speaker 28 When they do K, K, and then they get to the third K, then the hate's going to go crazy.

Speaker 33 Yeah, it's going to be nuts.

Speaker 79 Good job, me.

Speaker 33 They also had Cedric Coward got drafted last night. Yeah.
They called him Colin Coward on the broadcast. That was fun.

Speaker 24 That was very fun.

Speaker 93 This is some high-level draft talk we're doing.

Speaker 33 Yeah. Hey, what do you got for us?

Speaker 80 Nothing.

Speaker 93 Zach, what do you got for us?

Speaker 102 I just think no matter where you get drafted, it's an insane

Speaker 102 position to be in to be like, oh, I don't want to go there. Yeah.
Like, oh, I hate getting drafted in the NBA draft.

Speaker 99 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 50 What a group that to be bummed out on draft night.

Speaker 102 Oh, no. Generational wealth for me and my family.

Speaker 74 Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 33 Also, Jay Billis might be addicted to saying 3 and D.

Speaker 71 Yeah.

Speaker 33 Addicted to it. It was a problem.

Speaker 41 That's very disingenuous of you.

Speaker 33 I counted eight times that he said 3 and D within the span of 45 minutes. Yeah.

Speaker 60 Jay Billis.

Speaker 72 What a great interview.

Speaker 50 What a great interview.

Speaker 33 Is he a better analyst than he is a person?

Speaker 83 Oh,

Speaker 33 that's a close one.

Speaker 77 That is close.

Speaker 34 I don't know.

Speaker 40 I'll say toss-up.

Speaker 104 We'll figure it out later.

Speaker 21 Maybe we'll have him back on.

Speaker 66 All right.

Speaker 18 Any other draft stuff?

Speaker 33 That's about it for me.

Speaker 18 That's about it.

Speaker 20 I pretty much emptied the clip.

Speaker 33 Also, I don't like the way they do trades.

Speaker 81 Yeah, they don't let you wear the hat.

Speaker 33 Yeah, the way they do the trades, it doesn't make any sense at all because Adam Silver takes like 30 minutes to go up and tell us about a trade that we already knew about.

Speaker 33 You got guys wearing the wrong hat on stage on draft night. It was just, I don't know.
I felt like it was beneath the NBA to have that.

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 16 Oh, Cooper Flag did say he can't wait to face Jason Tatum.

Speaker 21 Does he not know?

Speaker 80 Yep.

Speaker 46 He will.

Speaker 49 But does he not know about this year?

Speaker 106 Eventually. Okay, okay.

Speaker 72 But this year, no.

Speaker 48 Cooper Flag also said that Jason Tatum was his favorite player growing up, which

Speaker 104 I want to feel old.

Speaker 1 Jason Tatum is like 27 years old.

Speaker 33 That's crazy.

Speaker 97 He's 19.

Speaker 51 He's 18. 18.

Speaker 33 18 he was i think he's one day younger than when lebron got drafted he reclassified when um it was malwaq right that wore the the rockets hat or no he was 10 days older yeah yeah yeah yeah that's gonna be a picture that you're gonna look back on like for the rest of his career yeah draft night and people are gonna be like what the fuck it's like first episode of sopranos where they had satrialis name something different yeah in the pilot uh the the other aunt viv

Speaker 33 yeah from uh the first season of fresh prince right yeah we just switched it on him we switched Hank out on him. They just switched it

Speaker 48 three seasons in.

Speaker 65 They did?

Speaker 100 Yeah.

Speaker 33 And that's fucked up. You just pretend like everything's the same, yeah.

Speaker 89 Good fact check.

Speaker 63 You know for sure it's three seasons?

Speaker 62 Two or three, yeah.

Speaker 108 Oh.

Speaker 48 I don't, it was after. It was like they established and viv.

Speaker 49 Zach is furious.

Speaker 48 And then all of a sudden he just came into a new season.

Speaker 60 He's like, this is your new Ann Viv.

Speaker 32 Yeah.

Speaker 56 What the hell?

Speaker 13 I'm going to say three.

Speaker 43 Okay.

Speaker 24 Let's we'll talk some other stuff before before we do that.

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Speaker 50 Nice work, Aaron. That was fucking huge.

Speaker 33 It's like they replaced Joe Biden with a new guy after one year.

Speaker 49 Yeah.

Speaker 49 yours were different. His years were way different.

Speaker 33 Years were so way different. We replaced Hank after two episodes.

Speaker 107 With the new Hank.

Speaker 36 Okay, what else we got going on in the world?

Speaker 33 Some baseball news. Yeah.
We got a new, maybe potential face of the league. Okay.
New pitcher.

Speaker 33 Miserowski.

Speaker 3 Oh, yeah, for the Brewers.

Speaker 111 For the Brewers?

Speaker 33 He faced off against Skeens. He threw 19 pitches that were over 100 miles per hour.
Skeens threw one. Ooh.
Not a great look for Skeens.

Speaker 8 Old Man Skeens.

Speaker 33 Old Man Skeens, yeah.

Speaker 99 Okay, that was good. That's it.

Speaker 36 I like that update.

Speaker 81 We should talk about this fucking good update.

Speaker 33 That's a name that we should know, though.

Speaker 28 Oh, I got a baseball trivia thing that I just saw randomly.

Speaker 72 I think it's a week old, but it's pretty cool. Did you know that the Tampa Bay Rays, it was last week, they finally reached the same amount of intentional walks as Barry Bonds.

Speaker 33 That's crazy.

Speaker 33 I know we've been tracking that. Yeah.

Speaker 33 That is insane to think about.

Speaker 41 Barry Bond's also getting a statue in San Francisco, which he deserves.

Speaker 33 How big's the head going to be?

Speaker 17 Ah, it's got to be enormous.

Speaker 33 It should just be his head. It should be like

Speaker 5 the City Field apple.

Speaker 49 Yes.

Speaker 43 Every time they hit a home run, he comes out.

Speaker 32 Yeah.

Speaker 43 Oh, that would be awesome of just a big Balco bottle.

Speaker 58 That would rock.

Speaker 18 Pops up and down.

Speaker 20 Yeah.

Speaker 33 I've got Colorado Rockies update. Oh, yeah.
I saw this. So the Colorado, we've given a lot of shit to their owner, Dick Montfort.

Speaker 33 Piece of shit. But it sounds like maybe he's been listening to us.
Okay. And he's determined to turn the team around, make good decisions, take some matters out of his own hands.

Speaker 33 And he promoted his oldest son to be chief operating officer.

Speaker 81 That guy will be good at it, right?

Speaker 33 Yeah, so that guy's going to be good. Yeah, so

Speaker 33 they've listened to you. They're not content to mire away in the slums of mediocrity.
They're going to fix it out by just having his son do all the things he was going to do.

Speaker 81 We've heard you.

Speaker 30 We're disappointed as well.

Speaker 41 And now my son, my fail son, is going to be running the show.

Speaker 33 We're the worst team in Major League Baseball history. I know what can cure this.
Big dose of nepotism.

Speaker 62 Yeah.

Speaker 92 Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 24 So fuck the Monforts.

Speaker 52 Fuck Dick Monfort.

Speaker 2 They suck.

Speaker 28 I had, oh, Deontay Johnson, this was just a funny quote.

Speaker 52 He said that he did ask out of that game.

Speaker 72 Remember that game?

Speaker 60 Yeah.

Speaker 43 Where he didn't go back in because he was ice cold.

Speaker 18 Yep.

Speaker 28 It was 41 degrees.

Speaker 17 Yep.

Speaker 28 And now he plays in Cleveland.

Speaker 33 He had the weirdest career of anybody. Maybe it's still going.

Speaker 49 Still going.

Speaker 33 Without a doubt, I think the weirdest season last year.

Speaker 64 Yes, that was a very weird season i had all right so the last thing i had before we can get to our mount rush more and an awesome interview with yans and uh whitney we they told some very very funny stories i had an embraced debate that uh our good friend tom fornelli texted me um i think he found this online but

Speaker 16 do you think tiger woods career would be the same if he was named Panther Irons

Speaker 33 Panther Irons.

Speaker 33 I think he would have gotten caught for the sex stuff way earlier. I do too.
If it was Panther Irons. That's a sex pest name.

Speaker 69 Yes, it is. What do you think, Zach?

Speaker 102 Yeah, I don't think he has the same career.

Speaker 32 Yeah. No.

Speaker 63 But what if he gets caught for it early on and then he's like, hey, you got me, guys?

Speaker 27 Yeah, I'm a sexual deviant.

Speaker 72 I'm going to let my freak flag fly and I'm just going to go and keep being awesome at golf.

Speaker 33 I think that there's a chance that Panther Irons, that almost sounds so over the top that it could come around the other side and be a Mormon guy's name. True.

Speaker 99 Right?

Speaker 33 Like, he might be abstinent.

Speaker 35 Stay on the sex deviant thing.

Speaker 86 What if he just, so if Tiger Woods gets outed, or sorry, if Panther Irons gets outed as a sex deviant very early in his career, is there a chance Panther Irons just is like, now that everyone knows, I'm just going to lean into just being a guy who sucks and fucks all the time, and I'm not going to try to cosplay as a Navy SEAL and then his back doesn't get hurt?

Speaker 33 There is a chance, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 18 This is a big time sliding doors moment.

Speaker 33 I think if he's Panther Irons, I still think he gets one.

Speaker 8 This is the best.

Speaker 33 I think he gets one. He gets one major.

Speaker 43 I think he gets a couple. He doesn't get the amount.

Speaker 48 Not the Panther Slam.

Speaker 9 No.

Speaker 23 No.

Speaker 27 Panther Irons, though.

Speaker 43 That's pretty good.

Speaker 33 The Panther fist bump.

Speaker 43 What if his name was Cheetah Driver?

Speaker 92 Yes. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 48 That's Cheetah Slam.

Speaker 97 The Cheetah Slam would for sure happen.

Speaker 33 Lion Putter.

Speaker 113 Lion Putter.

Speaker 26 lion putter

Speaker 33 yeah i think he might be better actually oh

Speaker 34 um

Speaker 49 i saw oh i i did see i know we talked about it on wednesday's show but taylor swift doing a full like private concert at tu was crazy insane yeah yep and we would have probably been pft probably would have been playing guitar with him we would have done free bird yeah

Speaker 33 i just wish we had had the opportunity to just be told no you're not allowed yeah i think it would have been so funny they're like yeah here's a ticket in the very back row yeah no access anywhere else yeah please don't look at the stage i think they were like listen we can't bring the pmt guys around she's going to fall in love with max yeah you can't have that strong italian boy the philly connection that's facts that's facts i've got a soccer update talk

Speaker 33 this would be interesting uh mbappe is suing psg still 19 paris saint germain yeah him actually mbappe was probably cooper flagg's favorite soccer player growing up that's true uh so mbape is like suing them, I think, for $60 million

Speaker 33 in unpaid wages. And he also claims that PSG lofted him.
Do you know what lofting means? No.

Speaker 33 So it's a word.

Speaker 48 I'm just trying to get the ball higher.

Speaker 33 Yeah, there you go. It's a word that's used in France to describe a practice.

Speaker 107 Way to go, Hank.

Speaker 33 That involves isolating or leaving a player out from the main squad for sporting, administrative, or disciplinary reasons. Sounds like his teammates.
That's a bad hang. His teammates just ditched him.

Speaker 33 Wait, is it is lofting just as a doghouse yeah he was in the doghouse but also from his teammates so it sounds like hank might be right he might be a bad hang he might he he might be suing psg for being a loser yeah

Speaker 33 wait this is so lofting so you can do that just ice him out i would have made so much money in middle school yeah just getting getting iced out and just be like i'm suing you for not talking to me yeah that that rules yeah

Speaker 33 lofting that was talking soccer.

Speaker 49 You don't like it, Hank?

Speaker 48 It's crazy to sue for being.

Speaker 13 Being like bullied.

Speaker 74 Yeah.

Speaker 33 Like, if I were him, I would not, I would not want to make that public record.

Speaker 18 No, yeah. You're basically like, I'm a loser and no one likes me.

Speaker 28 I'm suing for it. But that also would be such a loser move to do.

Speaker 80 That is. He's confirmed.

Speaker 28 His lawsuit actually should be thrown out immediately because if you sue for lofting, you're actually immediately saying, this is why I got lofted.

Speaker 18 Yes. Because I'm a guy who sues for lofting.

Speaker 33 Exhibit A is the lawsuit.

Speaker 79 Correct.

Speaker 4 Yeah, that's the test.

Speaker 18 So, yeah,

Speaker 18 he failed it.

Speaker 43 Do you have anything, Zach, Sports World?

Speaker 62 Anything on your mind?

Speaker 102 I got nothing that comes to mind. Great second, I apologize for that.

Speaker 29 No, no, that's fine. You don't have to apologize.

Speaker 63 Why would you apologize?

Speaker 56 Fair.

Speaker 46 Yeah, okay.

Speaker 27 Good talk there.

Speaker 29 Oh, Kwai also

Speaker 55 ran a simulated NBA Finals run, which I feel like is just going to get him hurt.

Speaker 82 What is that?

Speaker 72 He kept on training like he was still in the the playoffs all the way through the NBA Finals. So he could see if his body could hold up.

Speaker 36 Got it.

Speaker 18 I feel like that was so stupid.

Speaker 33 He was playing games on one night?

Speaker 28 He must have been playing games or simulating the physical toll of that full NBA Finals run.

Speaker 33 Was it on 2K or in real life?

Speaker 69 I don't know, but

Speaker 94 that doesn't seem like a good idea for a guy who gets hurt all the time.

Speaker 33 No, it doesn't at all.

Speaker 27 Also, we have, it's like the first...

Speaker 24 The first leaf falls, and it's like the sign of falls here.

Speaker 40 The masters commercial is a sign of spring.

Speaker 18 We have the first sign of summer and it's Ben Simmons in a wide open gym hitting threes.

Speaker 11 He looked good. He looked so good.

Speaker 33 He looked good. He hit like four in a row.

Speaker 1 That literally means summer is here.

Speaker 33 I think he's fixed. Yeah.
I saw somebody say if you get the hat trick of Ben Simmons shooting in a gym with nobody guarding him,

Speaker 33 Zion working out. Yep.
And then Luca working out. Yep.
All on Instagram on the same day.

Speaker 81 I don't even think you need Luca working out.

Speaker 76 I think you Luca just having a picture.

Speaker 82 He doesn't look fat.

Speaker 84 Or even just

Speaker 3 a skinny picture of Luca.

Speaker 33 a report like yeah luca donchic has been in the gym yeah one one skinny picture of luca and all those other those other two it's yeah yeah ben simmons it is like clockwork yeah he does this all the time and we fall for it yeah every well i'm not falling for it i'm just more like hey nice summer's here i'm falling for it yeah he's gonna be good max it is i am watching it again right now and i am kind of falling for it No, you're not.

Speaker 18 No, I dude, he I've um this video is 45 seconds in.

Speaker 70 He has not missed a shot.

Speaker 87 Would you you would want him on the wizards?

Speaker 33 Fixed. He's fixed.

Speaker 33 Would I want him on the Wizards?

Speaker 33 I think that culture fit would be perfect for Ben Simmons, actually.

Speaker 13 I'd want him on the Bulls.

Speaker 119 It would be interesting to talk about it and make fun of him.

Speaker 33 I would want him on the Wizards for like a week.

Speaker 79 He hasn't been interesting in forever.

Speaker 22 No, but I would make fun of him.

Speaker 87 Bear? Like, no one even...

Speaker 23 Like, he didn't. He wasn't talking about it.

Speaker 49 We were making fun of him right now.

Speaker 10 I guess.

Speaker 33 I would want him on the Wizards just for practice.

Speaker 13 If this works in practice.

Speaker 87 Like, if if we had, there's just nothing to talk about, so we got to talk about Ben Simmons.

Speaker 84 Like, no Simmons sharpened, dude.

Speaker 38 I know, but that's just what I'm saying.

Speaker 87 Like, don't give Ben Simmons the credit of being notable. Ben Simmons, bad guy.

Speaker 46 Bad guy. All right.

Speaker 3 Well, let's get to our Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 52 We have Mount Rushmore of guys We'd Like to Punch in the Face.

Speaker 30 PFT, you're going to do an ad before we do that.

Speaker 33 That was a great sports roundup. Yeah, that was awesome.
And the Pacers did not draft Caitlin Clark.

Speaker 49 Yeah.

Speaker 76 Well, they still have another chance.

Speaker 33 That's right. Tonight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 33 Stay tuned.

Speaker 87 Choose your own adventure.

Speaker 97 Did Caitlin Clark get drafted?

Speaker 79 Okay, choose your own adventure.

Speaker 33 Caitlin Clark got drafted by the Pacers tonight. What's your reaction?

Speaker 48 Gonna sell a lot of tickets, gonna get a lot of takes. It's gonna be

Speaker 48 good for sports programs.

Speaker 13 Max Hugers.

Speaker 87 Yeah, no, I think that it's gonna be a huge night in sports when Caitlin Clark gets drafted.

Speaker 33 I'm going to yes. Big Cat says, yes, good for the league.

Speaker 87 I don't know if you can hear that.

Speaker 33 Before we get to Mount Rushmore, the big thing for us here.

Speaker 31 Let's get it done.

Speaker 39 On paper, it's easy. Win and advance with the truth.

Speaker 120 It's harder than the road they drive on.

Speaker 15 12 drivers remain, hoping to match dreams

Speaker 15 with destiny and claim a cup filled with history.

Speaker 55 The NASCAR Cup Series playoffs brought to you by Xfinity at the Charlotte Roval Sunday at 3 p.m. Eastern on USA.

Speaker 33 And now, here's Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 85 Okay, Mount Rushmore time.

Speaker 86 We're doing the Mount Rushmore of guys you want to punch in the face.

Speaker 28 Standings, Hank and PFD won the first one.

Speaker 16 Nice one. Okay.
Memes and Max second. Zach and I in third.

Speaker 60 We got to get better, Zach.

Speaker 105 It's time to rally.

Speaker 24 It's time to rally.

Speaker 70 I also just want to say Lisa Ann.

Speaker 18 Rochelle Ryan.

Speaker 16 I apologize you weren't seen by one Max Delente who hates MILFs.

Speaker 21 We're going to move on. But those women...

Speaker 21 Those women are, well, they're not actually mothers.

Speaker 102 They play mothers, but they're not actually mothers. But they play mothers.
So we feel

Speaker 90 they should be seen.

Speaker 28 And

Speaker 28 we want them to be seen.

Speaker 33 The ruling was the ruling. Zach, were you expecting first place?

Speaker 33 Were you confident? No, we fell off at the end.

Speaker 17 Magic was a bad pick.

Speaker 66 You put in our football huge mess.

Speaker 49 Yeah.

Speaker 102 You can never expect things, but I feel like we came with a strong...

Speaker 102 Strong Mount Rushmore, but as far as the MILF debacle, I just want to let me know that you guys have no respect for MILFs. Yeah,

Speaker 13 thank you. Thank you.

Speaker 99 It's a long season.

Speaker 13 We whiffed at the end.

Speaker 80 We petered out.

Speaker 45 We came out strong, then we petered out.

Speaker 24 Mils kind of fucked us up.

Speaker 79 We were just thinking about Milf the whole time.

Speaker 20 I think we did a fist bound in my office when we're like Milfs.

Speaker 49 Yeah, there was. Okay.
All right.

Speaker 82 Who's up first?

Speaker 48 We're up first. I'm in the pilot seat today.

Speaker 33 Yep, I'm co-pilot.

Speaker 48 1-1.

Speaker 48 We're going to go with guy who cuts you in line.

Speaker 33 Okay. Line cutters.

Speaker 48 Good pick.

Speaker 48 Nothing will get the rage, your blood boiling quicker than standing in line, which you already don't want to be doing, and then some asshole just takes it upon themselves to just cut you.

Speaker 48 Or, like, clearly they weren't there, and they go stand up with one of their friends, and there's in front of you.

Speaker 33 Does anybody hear a speak up guy when you see a line cutter?

Speaker 48 I'm more of like a try and get the person behind me to speak up. Or like, if someone else says something, it's like, can you believe this? I know.

Speaker 46 That's a good idea.

Speaker 33 I'll either try to get somebody else to speak up or I'll make like a very sarcastic, loud comment like I'm talking to somebody else yeah you know yeah and then hope that they get the idea they usually stay in the line but i hope that they feel worse about it it's uh it's almost worse i feel like i i haven't had a line cutter in a long time i feel like i feel like maybe this is gonna you know i'm not gonna say it i think there's women that do it a lot more and they think they can just get away with it

Speaker 20 I feel like I've been cut by women more and it's just like they know that like nothing's gonna happen

Speaker 43 nothing should happen but

Speaker 48 it's hypothetical they should get punched in the face.

Speaker 68 You're punching a woman.

Speaker 25 Line. No, hypothetical.

Speaker 122 Guys who want to punch in the face.

Speaker 49 Yes, guys who want to punch in the face.

Speaker 33 I hold the door for a woman. Yeah, yeah.
I'll let them in first. Yeah.
They don't have to cut around me.

Speaker 50 Absolutely.

Speaker 51 Okay.

Speaker 66 Good pick. Thank you.

Speaker 73 Great pick.

Speaker 23 Great pick.

Speaker 13 Thank you.

Speaker 56 All right.

Speaker 13 Memes.

Speaker 46 Memes, Max? We were second?

Speaker 98 No, we were second last time.

Speaker 105 Last time.

Speaker 68 Oh, so you guys weren't first?

Speaker 13 No, we were second.

Speaker 93 We're second. You're second.

Speaker 13 You're second. We're third.

Speaker 6 All right, Zach, time for us to go.

Speaker 5 What should we do?

Speaker 102 Do you think we go 1-1?

Speaker 49 1-3?

Speaker 94 Yeah, I mean, I don't know how this is going to play because people are going to be like, oh, like, well, he's not alive anymore.

Speaker 2 But yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 93 We would love to punch Hitler in the face.

Speaker 63 We would fucking love to punch Hitler in the face.

Speaker 28 He probably deserved, he's probably a guy who, if he got punched in the face, like, got a good beating when he was like

Speaker 70 15 years old. Maybe he would have just not been a dick.

Speaker 33 I would rather punch Hitler's art teacher in the face. That too.

Speaker 73 Give him a better grade.

Speaker 33 Yeah.

Speaker 73 The world will be a better place.

Speaker 63 I'd like to punch Hitler in the face.

Speaker 33 I'd like to shoot him in the face.

Speaker 28 Zach, you would also like to punch him in the face.

Speaker 102 I second that. Hitler should have got a punch in his face for sure.

Speaker 23 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 102 Okay. Could have saved a lot of people.

Speaker 33 He also didn't kill Hitler, though.

Speaker 73 Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 66 All right.

Speaker 36 1-1 is going to be people.

Speaker 105 1-3.

Speaker 68 Hour 1-1-1-3.

Speaker 98 People who are rude to service workers.

Speaker 32 Oh, we had it on the list.

Speaker 65 Good pick.

Speaker 13 Good pick.

Speaker 32 Good pick.

Speaker 33 And then follow that up.

Speaker 2 Recurring guest,

Speaker 124 Martin Shkrelly.

Speaker 9 Oh, yeah, we had him too.

Speaker 84 Good warrior pick.

Speaker 13 Good pick.

Speaker 32 Good pick.

Speaker 13 We also had a pick.

Speaker 49 We also had

Speaker 33 I love how we could pick anybody in the world and all of us had Martin Skrelly. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 84 Oh yeah.

Speaker 34 Okay.

Speaker 33 Is he on site? Like if we as a podcast run into Martin Skrelly. I know that we can like be sued or whatever.
We can go to jail.

Speaker 33 I think we have to punch him. Yeah.

Speaker 43 All right, Zach, I'm going to go with 10 here.

Speaker 89 I think this is a good one.

Speaker 36 You like that one?

Speaker 74 10 is strong. Yeah, strong.

Speaker 63 We're going to go with adult autograph seekers that cut in front of children.

Speaker 28 They need to be punched in the face, like badly.

Speaker 45 Those are the type of guys that, and they probably would sue you because they feel like those types of people.

Speaker 99 That's their dream.

Speaker 123 Yeah, they'd be like, oh, I'm suing.

Speaker 18 Don't touch me.

Speaker 27 Don't touch me.

Speaker 33 Yeah, business plan number one is to try to get like Joe Montana to autograph a football for him. Yep.
Backup business plan is get punched in the face by somebody who has money. Yep.

Speaker 56 Agreed. Okay.

Speaker 33 And if it's Joe Montana, that's actually the best case scenario.

Speaker 50 Absolutely.

Speaker 71 Okay, you guys are up.

Speaker 66 We're up.

Speaker 48 Kind of a recurring guest, not technically officially.

Speaker 122 I know who this is.

Speaker 48 Well, yeah, it's pretty. There's only a few people that fit in that category.
Would be fun. Darren Revelle.
Yep.

Speaker 33 Does he fit into that same category?

Speaker 18 He would also, yeah, sue.

Speaker 97 Yeah. He would sue for sure.
Uh-huh.

Speaker 114 You'd love it.

Speaker 27 Absolutely, Sue.

Speaker 48 Pifty tried to fight him in Rough and Rowdy, didn't you?

Speaker 14 Yeah, that's true. I did.

Speaker 33 I'm still anytime, anywhere with Darren Ravel.

Speaker 33 But he wanted a million dollars guaranteed.

Speaker 50 Yeah.

Speaker 48 And then our next pick, we're going to go with the Limu Emu.

Speaker 33 Yeah, fuck that Limu Emu. I like that.
The Emu sucks.

Speaker 32 Limu Emu does suck.

Speaker 48 Most annoying commercial of all time. It comes on, you're like, I wish this fucking emu was in my living room.
I could just punch it in the face.

Speaker 33 Doug needs to stand up for himself. Doug gets dragged.
Yeah.

Speaker 27 He does.

Speaker 34 Okay.

Speaker 5 Where do you want to go here, Zach?

Speaker 123 I think going with that last one, or the second last one I actually sent you, which is a personal one, but I think would play for this room.

Speaker 57 I think we'd all like to do that.

Speaker 23 I think we can go there. All right, yeah.

Speaker 112 I wouldn't mind punching John Skipper in the face.

Speaker 54 He did some shit to us.

Speaker 18 Kind of just skirted away from that.

Speaker 33 It wouldn't be the first bloody nose you ever got. That's facts.

Speaker 27 That's facts. That's facts.

Speaker 93 So, yeah, that's our third pick.

Speaker 51 It's a very respectable pick.

Speaker 51 And

Speaker 87 I hope you get the chance one day. Yeah.

Speaker 98 For our third pick, we are going to go with people who drive on the median in traffic.

Speaker 65 Okay.

Speaker 32 Good pick.

Speaker 56 Okay.

Speaker 33 Good pick. Not the shoulder, the median.

Speaker 48 So when you see Francis, do you like go up and thank him for the service?

Speaker 13 Yes. Shoulder.

Speaker 33 No, he said median. Yeah, he said median.

Speaker 87 I mean, this is a semantics game, but okay.

Speaker 33 Okay, I'll let you guys out of shoulder.

Speaker 99 Shoulder. But it's not up to me.

Speaker 33 It's up to everybody else.

Speaker 48 I mean, I think, yeah, you said median, but yeah, I mean, I would say that.

Speaker 87 I would give it to you we meant shoulder, but that, but that's fine.

Speaker 33 I would give it to you if I could, but it's up to everybody.

Speaker 33 So it's not up to me.

Speaker 98 I'm like Ron Berger. It was written out as median in traffic.

Speaker 49 Oh, okay.

Speaker 5 Who wrote it? So it's the median?

Speaker 111 You wrote me the median. I wrote it.
I wrote it.

Speaker 33 Is it median the shoulder? You wrote me.

Speaker 13 The median is.

Speaker 87 The median is like the middle of the middle.

Speaker 48 The middle.

Speaker 48 Median. Middle.

Speaker 87 The shoulder is what everyone in this room knew what we were talking about. No, I thought me.

Speaker 87 We can do the semantics routine.

Speaker 33 I was ready to give it to you, but then when Meme says it's written as median, you guys meant median.

Speaker 33 I can't help that. You guys don't know words.

Speaker 97 It even starts.

Speaker 87 This is how this season of Mountain Rushmore is going to go.

Speaker 105 This is how we're going to do it.

Speaker 10 Who's vetoing?

Speaker 81 How did the vetoing vote start?

Speaker 87 You were also the first person that brought up that MILFs are moms.

Speaker 97 I'm just

Speaker 97 the one who

Speaker 110 thought it. MILFs are moms.

Speaker 33 I just think that I would expect Max to know the word that starts with the median.

Speaker 4 Decide this for us.

Speaker 53 What does the median of a road mean?

Speaker 87 That just is not the question.

Speaker 125 Oh, you asked the question. That's just not.

Speaker 87 Ask the question. If you were to say that you don't like people that drive in the median, would you assume that

Speaker 87 they misspoke and they were talking about people who drive on the shoulder?

Speaker 21 Talking the mic.

Speaker 87 In traffic? Yes.

Speaker 74 Thank you. Okay.
All right.

Speaker 51 Well, there's the ruling.

Speaker 32 All right. We're coming down to dinner in a minute.

Speaker 93 We're just wrapping up.

Speaker 46 That was good.

Speaker 119 Brian Whitney. You'll hear him in a second.

Speaker 33 All right. Last pick.

Speaker 98 Someone who FaceTimes or talks on speakerphone on the train.

Speaker 27 Okay, good one. It's bad.

Speaker 29 Good one. All right.

Speaker 69 I think our last pick, I'll tell a story behind Zach.

Speaker 16 This is where I think Zach and I hopefully will be strong as a team because

Speaker 34 I'm old.

Speaker 85 He's a little younger.

Speaker 28 And what was the first, I think the first person I said to you you was, do you remember what I said?

Speaker 35 I was like, who is that YouTuber?

Speaker 93 Doherty. Yeah.
So Jack Doherty's our pet.

Speaker 21 That guy needs to get punched so fucking bad.

Speaker 66 I don't really consume his work.

Speaker 72 I just see him on Twitter and I hate him.

Speaker 32 Yeah. There's no good cartoon.

Speaker 13 Yeah.

Speaker 10 He's terrible. Yeah.

Speaker 43 And he like goes around with his bodyguards, like, like fucking with people.

Speaker 41 And then his bodyguards step in for him.

Speaker 17 He needs to be punched in the face.

Speaker 87 We had it on the list. Yeah.
We had it. Like, he's, as far as like internet people go, he, he's one-one.

Speaker 35 Yeah.

Speaker 43 And I said that, I said it it to Zach, and I was just like, yeah, who's that YouTuber? He instantly's like, Jack Doherty.

Speaker 33 That guy's bodyguards, they do a bad service for bodyguards. Yeah.
You should not work for him as a bodyguard. Yeah.

Speaker 48 Our last pick, we're going to go kind of similar to Ravel, just to be fun to hear the sound and see the reaction, although you probably get sued as well.

Speaker 25 Elon Musk. Ooh,

Speaker 33 that'd be a good punch.

Speaker 48 It'd be fun.

Speaker 25 Just the sound.

Speaker 33 And Hank has been anti-Elon since like 2007. I didn't know you guys were lib cocks in 2017.

Speaker 33 That's when he was a lib.

Speaker 96 Is that true? Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 48 I've never had too strong an opinion on Elon.

Speaker 33 Yeah. No, you caught him a dork a few times.

Speaker 61 You just said he was the fourth most person you would.

Speaker 48 It would be fun to punch him.

Speaker 25 Yeah, he's on your Mountain Rush wherever you want to punch him.

Speaker 23 All right, what did we miss?

Speaker 25 It'd be fun to punch him.

Speaker 75 Violence.

Speaker 48 Well, I guess I should have tried.

Speaker 48 It was contentious. It was already too contentious, so it just would have gotten more contentious.
But what if I said Casey Anthony?

Speaker 5 That would have been an interesting one.

Speaker 32 We did have some bad people unless we had like Osama, Bin Laden,

Speaker 92 Flow from Progressive.

Speaker 46 Yeah, hater.

Speaker 14 When you said the Ego Demo, I thought.

Speaker 46 Flow from Progressive.

Speaker 30 Wait, was Flow the ones? No, that's the ATT girl.

Speaker 105 Yeah, no.

Speaker 9 No, no.

Speaker 13 You're talking about Lily.

Speaker 74 My face.

Speaker 33 Lily from ATT. Nothing worse than her.
So when we did this list, Hank very helpfully sends out a notes document. Definition of just that we can both.

Speaker 48 Just getting a snowball going.

Speaker 33 So Hank sent out the notes document, and

Speaker 33 it's labeled Guys You Want to Beat Up, and it only had three people on it. And it had three people on it for probably about two hours because I was uploading my ideas to it.

Speaker 33 And all Hank had was Hitler, school principal, and Darth Vader. I love it.

Speaker 97 On the

Speaker 97 three.

Speaker 33 School principal, which I think that's a good pick.

Speaker 110 Just get it going.

Speaker 13 Yeah, principal. Yeah.

Speaker 49 Everyone hates it.

Speaker 64 Who likes their school principal?

Speaker 35 Listen, we got ours going in Zach's couple of his first ones were

Speaker 82 guy who talks too loud at movies. That was a good one.

Speaker 121 Guys who drive slingshots.

Speaker 13 Oh, yeah. I don't like the slingshots.

Speaker 43 And then Joe Biden and Bill Clinton.

Speaker 102 Yeah, Bill Clinton probably should get punched. Yeah, he should.

Speaker 13 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 97 He should.

Speaker 33 There's always one guy that shows up in training camp on the slingshot for NFL season. It's like, what are you doing, man?

Speaker 28 Also, Zach, my favorite one that I think was pretty niche, you want to say it?

Speaker 60 I assume that's a Call of Duty thing.

Speaker 102 Oh, yeah, guys who use Aimbot.

Speaker 23 Fuck all those guys.

Speaker 107 I'll say it.

Speaker 14 That's a good pick.

Speaker 43 He said it to me, and I was like, I don't know what this is, but I'm putting it on the honorable mentions.

Speaker 102 I don't stand on a lot, but I'll stand on that.

Speaker 74 Yeah.

Speaker 33 We had honorable mentions Kanye.

Speaker 99 We had Kanye as well.

Speaker 79 Okay, yeah, we had Kanye on there.

Speaker 33 Jaden Smith.

Speaker 71 Yep.

Speaker 33 Aaron Boone. Okay.
I think everybody, even Yankees fans, would put him on that list.

Speaker 33 Keith Olberman.

Speaker 64 Okay. Yep.

Speaker 33 Good one. Jackson Mahomes.
Okay. James Corden.

Speaker 48 Yeah.

Speaker 33 MGK.

Speaker 33 Carson Wentz.

Speaker 87 I kind of like MGK.

Speaker 33 I like him too. Yeah.
But he'd be fun to punch. Yeah.
Okay.

Speaker 49 All right.

Speaker 48 Originally, there was one point it was guys, like, I think the wording was guys you want to beat up.

Speaker 48 So I had Khabib on there just because, like, if you could beat him up, it'd be awesome to say you could beat up Khabib, but I don't necessarily want to punch him in the face.

Speaker 5 Yeah, we have

Speaker 28 we so some of the other guys that we had, we had Goodell,

Speaker 79 Sandust,

Speaker 107 Goodell's a good one, yeah, Osama bin Laden, Putin, King Joffrey, love to punch him.

Speaker 33 Uh, I think had Draco Malfoy, yeah, we had uh, let's see, oh, Blooper,

Speaker 46 love to Blooper,

Speaker 123 great one, uh, Brandon Walker, Goodell's a big mess, um, Brandon Walker, we go.

Speaker 107 Oh,

Speaker 46 why are we?

Speaker 100 Why are we squabbling?

Speaker 43 Uh, Jose Conseco, I put on the list, but Billy already did that for us.

Speaker 33 Took care of it, yeah.

Speaker 41 Um, also, Hardo bicyclists,

Speaker 18 like the guys who like don't follow the rule, like they're dressed like Lance Armstrong, they don't follow the stop sign rules, they don't follow, like, traffic light, and then they get mad at you.

Speaker 33 Yeah, they yell at you as they're going through the intersection, yeah.

Speaker 70 And those guys, I, I, I mean, I remember uh, Sean Avery used to do videos in New York City where he would just, just, like, get in fights with every bicyclist who would put their bike in the middle of the sidewalk, and I just loved those videos.

Speaker 33 You know what I realized, though? A lot of that, it's we're used to seeing that from like the car's point of view. Yeah.

Speaker 33 But when bicyclists put videos out of pedestrians walking into the bike lane, I feel the same way about pedestrians as I do about bicyclists when I'm in a car. Yeah.
I'm like, those fucking idiots.

Speaker 93 Yeah, that's a fact. That's absolutely a fact.

Speaker 2 What else? Any others?

Speaker 98 We had, well, me and Max's brains weren't really working, so I threw out Stephen Hawking.

Speaker 23 Oh. That's a great pick.

Speaker 74 I like that.

Speaker 46 That's a great

Speaker 13 talk about people having cheated.

Speaker 9 You'd probably kill that. You'd have probably killed Stephen Hawking.

Speaker 91 Phenomenal pick.

Speaker 81 People forget that Stephen Hawking left his wife when he was a vegetable.

Speaker 92 Yeah.

Speaker 11 Yeah, he's like a huge piece of picture.

Speaker 33 He cheated on his wife as he was a vegetable.

Speaker 115 He was a sexual deviant.

Speaker 102 And you could just tee off on him.

Speaker 33 He also died seven years ago. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 10 Yeah, they had Hitler. Yeah.

Speaker 116 Remember that

Speaker 33 didn't Jerry Sandusky?

Speaker 33 I didn't know he was. Jeffrey Epstein built a special submarine for Stephen Hawking.

Speaker 32 Did he? Yeah. No, wait.

Speaker 28 Jeffrey Epstein did?

Speaker 23 Yeah, they were boys.

Speaker 76 Oh, well. So we have Jeffrey Epstein on there.

Speaker 48 Jeffrey Epstein's probably cool.

Speaker 51 What do you guys think about Zuckerberg?

Speaker 33 Punch him, too. Yeah, it'd be kind of fun.

Speaker 48 I actually thought about the dude that played Zuckerberg in the movie.

Speaker 106 Like, he's a good actor.

Speaker 122 He's a good actor, but like, not Michael Sarah.

Speaker 97 Eisenberg.

Speaker 49 Eisenberg.

Speaker 49 Yeah.

Speaker 48 Great actor. No personal beef with him.
I think he's good. He's a great actor.

Speaker 56 I just like he's got a punchable face.

Speaker 23 Yeah.

Speaker 46 Oh, we had Tony Robinson.

Speaker 48 And I think it's more just probably the characters he plays, too.

Speaker 3 But he'd have to be doing it in the middle of a, ooh, I don't know, Jib Boom.

Speaker 18 Because I don't really hate him otherwise.

Speaker 31 Also, the guy who replaced Adam Richmond on Man vs.

Speaker 98 Food.

Speaker 34 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 98 That came up on the TV yesterday. I had no idea that happened.

Speaker 87 He hasn't stopped talking about it. That's right.
Literally, since it came up, he's been talking about how he hates the.

Speaker 33 Yeah, no, if you do that man versus food and you and you get not Richmond,

Speaker 33 you're pissed off.

Speaker 87 It would be brutal. And it was like one of those marathons

Speaker 87 and we were like working and it just kept coming on. And he was getting angrier and angrier.

Speaker 87 Like the next day at breakfast, he would be like, how about that fucking guy who thinks he could be at Richmond?

Speaker 33 I think I would like to punch Howie Mandel in the face, too. Yeah.
No real reason.

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 87 Bluntman's godfather.

Speaker 111 Yeah, no real reason.

Speaker 119 Well, I mean, listen, we're just throwing these out there.

Speaker 30 Did you think about maybe putting Mr.

Speaker 88 Bingbong on there?

Speaker 68 Not Jerry O'Connell.

Speaker 43 But Mr. Bingbong, who broke your ear to the business.

Speaker 31 Yeah, I would have loved to stand up and fucking punch him in the face with one moment.

Speaker 48 That would have been fantastic.

Speaker 33 Yeah, what about co-workers?

Speaker 87 Oh, yeah, Hank had his or memes had his boss.

Speaker 6 Nikki Smokes.

Speaker 25 You're his boss. No, I'm his boss.
You're his boss.

Speaker 86 Memes had his boss.

Speaker 48 I might promote you to his brain.

Speaker 50 Hank would have played on the graphic.

Speaker 30 Stephen Shea from time to time.

Speaker 74 Yeah,

Speaker 33 I don't think he'd get that upset. No, he'd be like, what did I do? Cool punch, buddy.
What did I do to I did something? Yeah.

Speaker 62 Do you guys have any other co-workers?

Speaker 33 Sometimes Hank, but yeah.

Speaker 83 Usually not.

Speaker 87 Shane, memes had memes had Shane. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 98 I just wanted to put Shane in there.

Speaker 89 Memes has all of us on his

Speaker 13 correct.

Speaker 54 Well, he's just not saying it.

Speaker 49 No, no.

Speaker 92 I like you guys.

Speaker 10 I like you guys.

Speaker 90 We've had arguments before. You've had your fists bald.

Speaker 48 You were the Arthur memes. The Jets lost to the Patriots, and you came in with a gun.

Speaker 23 Other than Zach, you wanted to punch every single one of us.

Speaker 14 Jack McCarthy, for sure.

Speaker 73 For sure.

Speaker 56 I like Jack.

Speaker 87 Oh, Nicki Smokes. We had that on.
Yeah,

Speaker 70 I just said him.

Speaker 87 I was thinking of man versus food guy.

Speaker 28 Guy who gives an unsolicited lock, like, just out of nowhere.

Speaker 33 Like, hands you an envelope. Yeah.
It says Trick School.

Speaker 2 When it hits, it's okay, but when it loses,

Speaker 20 it's very mean.

Speaker 16 What else do we have, Zach? Do you have any others?

Speaker 87 Oh, fantasy football guy when you're rooting for your bats. Yeah.

Speaker 71 Yep. Oh, we had.

Speaker 23 That's also like become player prop guy, too. Yeah.

Speaker 18 Like when Jerry has like a 10-leg parlay and he's going crazy, and you're like, my team's playing.

Speaker 33 We had the dynamic duo, Deshaun Watson, Justin Tucker.

Speaker 93 Yep, that's good.

Speaker 33 Jim Kramer, the mad money guy.

Speaker 99 Yeah. That guy sucks.

Speaker 33 Yeah. Piers Morgan.
I like Piers.

Speaker 48 Piers Morgan was a good pick.

Speaker 99 Yeah.

Speaker 71 Ray Rice.

Speaker 33 Ray Rice. Yep.

Speaker 14 It's like for all women. Yep.

Speaker 33 You're taking the stairs, bitch.

Speaker 46 Yeah.

Speaker 108 Boom.

Speaker 62 Any others, Zach?

Speaker 102 The guys who sell crypto courses on Instagram.

Speaker 49 Ooh, yeah. Okay, yeah.

Speaker 33 It sounds personal.

Speaker 13 That sounds like you've gotten God.

Speaker 33 Have you dabbled?

Speaker 102 No, no, not at all.

Speaker 29 Was there ever a time you were thinking about dabbling?

Speaker 74 Yeah, I'm not that good at math. Okay.

Speaker 107 No. All right.

Speaker 49 Yeah, Zach's

Speaker 69 initial spellings were so bad.

Speaker 72 He is like 1-1 bad speller. He might be worse than you.

Speaker 102 We were brainstorming. It wasn't.

Speaker 48 That's a hard title to have.

Speaker 102 I don't spell too well, but I think there's a lot of people out there who aren't the best at spelling.

Speaker 64 He spelled Darren Revelle, D-A-R-I-N-R-I-V-E-L.

Speaker 17 Darren Rivell.

Speaker 87 He spelled Joel and Bede, I-M-B-E-E-D.

Speaker 92 Yeah.

Speaker 97 Roger.

Speaker 33 I have teen phonetic spelling.

Speaker 13 Like,

Speaker 104 you will never hear a peep from me.

Speaker 13 Do you want to spell the sounds?

Speaker 49 Goodell is phonetic.

Speaker 36 How do you guys think he spelled Goodell?

Speaker 5 G-U-D-A-L.

Speaker 86 Nope, you're wrong.

Speaker 64 G-A-D-E-L.

Speaker 74 Okay, Goodell. Yeah.

Speaker 97 I like that. All right.

Speaker 36 Good morning, Rushmore, boys.

Speaker 95 Man, I'll tell you what. When you're hungry out there, you start acting like a rookie quarterback in his first game, making bad decisions, messing up the basics, being all out of sorts.

Speaker 95 That's where Snickers comes in, man. That thing is packed.
Roasted peanuts, nuggets, caramel, milk chocolate. It's like the MVP of candy bars.

Speaker 95 And when you bite into it, boom, it sorts you out, gets your head back in the game of life, satisfying your hunger. Remember this: Snickers handles your hunger so you can handle everything else.

Speaker 95 Snickers satisfies, man. That's a winning play.

Speaker 33 And now here's Witt and Yandel.

Speaker 57 Okay, we now welcome on two very, very, very,

Speaker 57 very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very special guests because they're our best friends.

Speaker 109 It is Keith Yandel, Ryan Whitney from the Spit and Chiclets podcast, our co-workers.

Speaker 101 And

Speaker 4 we just want to have you guys on to hang out.

Speaker 8 Sure.

Speaker 24 First question:

Speaker 109 is it can or is it will will Connor McDavid ever win the big one?

Speaker 115 Can Conor McDavid win the big one?

Speaker 81 Should he? Should he win the big one? Can he win the big one?

Speaker 13 Yes, he can.

Speaker 13 Can he win the big one?

Speaker 33 There's no such thing as should in sports.

Speaker 1 Can he win the big one?

Speaker 28 Yes. Winner, that was a question for Jance.

Speaker 10 Okay. What do you think? I think yes.

Speaker 31 Not in Edmonton.

Speaker 13 Oh, okay.

Speaker 33 I like that. That's a good take.

Speaker 31 Yeah, that take is interesting to me because everyone's like, they can't win it. They can't win it.
Like, they've been to the finals two years in a row, game seven, game six against

Speaker 31 one of the best teams. I mean, I don't know, 97 Red Wings.
Like, I'm talking like, who's going to beat Florida? They're better. The past two years, they've been better than everyone, but one team.

Speaker 31 So to think that Edmonton needs to completely change everything is crazy to me.

Speaker 33 Maybe not everything. Maybe he just needs to go somewhere else.
Maybe he needs to go to Florida.

Speaker 69 Or, oh, Ring Chase.

Speaker 84 Is he in the ring? Yeah.

Speaker 31 Morel said he's going to Tampa. I don't need him in Tampa.

Speaker 81 All right, so

Speaker 101 how are you feeling after?

Speaker 11 Because, I mean, we joke, but he can't win the big one as of right now.

Speaker 66 He's still young.

Speaker 49 How old is he?

Speaker 31 28. Okay, he is still young.

Speaker 11 He's got a lot of time.

Speaker 68 He's got to win the big one.

Speaker 31 Yeah, he's got a lot of time. That was just,

Speaker 31 that was worse than last year because

Speaker 31 everyone was like, all right, it was the whole, I came on and talked about Crosby beating the Wings, Gretzky beating the Islanders.

Speaker 31 It just made, it was all lining up to be exactly as the other two legends had done it. And it wasn't even close.
I mean, Florida,

Speaker 31 listen, like, they got, Kachuk got injured. So then they had all that money.
That's how they got Jones. That's how they got Marshawn.
So that works out perfect.

Speaker 31 And then it turns out at the end of the series, Edmonton's being investigated by the league for abusing the LTIR rule, which is Evander Kane was out.

Speaker 31 Apparently, he could have come back sooner than he did. Oh, no.
Well,

Speaker 31 Matthew was actually hurt. Like, he shouldn't have even probably been playing the first series.

Speaker 96 Yeah, no, for sure.

Speaker 31 But Kane was hurt. Yeah, no.

Speaker 31 I'm not dogging the Panthers.

Speaker 1 Are you saying the Oilers cheated and still didn't win?

Speaker 31 Apparently, according to the league, even though everyone's been doing this for, I don't know, five, six, seven years.

Speaker 8 Longer than that, yeah.

Speaker 31 And now all of a sudden, like, you know, kick a man when he's down. Edmonton's being looked at as possibly.

Speaker 31 I don't know. I don't know what the punishment would be, a fine or a draft pick or something.
I don't know if anything's come out but

Speaker 31 i don't picture this guy retiring without a stanley cup maybe it's not in edmonton i don't know but edmonton's not nearly as like lost or or in that bad of a spot the way people make them sound to be

Speaker 33 is it is it malpractice on the gm for the goalie situation that yeah that's a that's a problem after i was like

Speaker 31 i i i said on chicklets like they don't have a goalie that you can win the stanley cup with now once again they were one game a 2-1 game away from winning the cup with them and then a final strip again but

Speaker 31 if your starting goalie is getting pulled and losing his job in back-to-back playoffs i don't think you have a stanley cup goalie no

Speaker 64 i mean yeah

Speaker 31 he's gonna he's gonna turn it on he's gonna start shutting the door on them i think to his point with the goalie situation everything like it shows how good connor is what he's done for that team bringing them to back-to-back finals.

Speaker 31 That's a good spot. I think he is the main.
Obviously, he's got Leon, too, as Batman Robin, but he is so fucking elite. It's insane.

Speaker 31 But we were talking the other day: how many goalies in the NHL would you trust right now to beat Bob in a seven-game series? We like brought up Vasilevsky and he beat him this year in five.

Speaker 33 Probably zero.

Speaker 31 And he wasn't even at his top at like what he was.

Speaker 31 Bob shaved his head. Maybe

Speaker 111 who's the blues guy?

Speaker 10 Bennington. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 31 I mean, he's

Speaker 31 been in big games.

Speaker 31 That's a good one, but there's no person in hockey choosing him over Bob. No.

Speaker 31 Bob, like I just met, he shaved his head like two days after the cup. And at the press conference said, yeah, new haircut, new year.
I'm starting to get prepared. Yeah, no time.

Speaker 28 As the Panthers were like trashing the Oilers and celebrating their dicks off, Bob even said, He's like, Yeah, I don't really do this.

Speaker 54 Like, I'm more just appreciative of the moment.

Speaker 31 And I'm ready for the next season.

Speaker 97 He's a psycho.

Speaker 124 Now, here's the problem

Speaker 31 for the rest of the league. Like

Speaker 31 it's, it's been discussed the past two years, but for all those years Florida was bad. It was a sleeping giant because it was like at some point,

Speaker 31 when they get the right ownership and they get a good team, every single guy is going to want to go there. And it's completely happened now.

Speaker 93 This sounds like an NBA problem.

Speaker 13 It's the late 1990s.

Speaker 31 It's a state tax problem. So Panthers fans get mad at this too.
But Biz and I have been, Biz has been on it more than anyone. Biz counting everyone.
There needs to be something done because.

Speaker 33 They got Biz to learn tax law. Yeah,

Speaker 31 exactly. No, he's good with money law.

Speaker 31 That's something right up his alley.

Speaker 33 But it's not like the Panthers are the only team in the league that has that, right?

Speaker 31 No, no, it's Vegas. You got it.

Speaker 74 Nashville. Nashville, yeah.

Speaker 31 Dallas, Tampa, Florida. Tampa, Florida are the only two in the Eastern Conference.
Is Utah?

Speaker 105 Is Utah low?

Speaker 31 I don't know if Utah is a no-state tax state.

Speaker 31 Is Washington? No, Washington.

Speaker 31 I think there is it.

Speaker 87 No, I don't think so.

Speaker 117 But

Speaker 31 the cap being what it was, right?

Speaker 31 Maybe it wasn't that big of a deal. And this is not taking away from the cups.
It really isn't.

Speaker 31 But as the cap goes up and up, and we're talking like in five years, the cap could be $150 million a year.

Speaker 31 Dude, you're talking about saving $20 million.

Speaker 31 I got a question.

Speaker 33 No state income tax in Washington. Oh, wow.

Speaker 13 Okay, so Seattle.

Speaker 97 Seattle.

Speaker 6 I got a question.

Speaker 115 Why doesn't...

Speaker 31 Because it's not warm and nice all year, though.

Speaker 46 That's true.

Speaker 34 Why doesn't Canada just make a law that no hockey players ever have to pay any taxes?

Speaker 31 That's a great question.

Speaker 2 If I were running for Prime Minister Canada, I'd be like, first thing I do, not a single NHL player pays a single cent of tax.

Speaker 18 Let's fucking win some cups.

Speaker 31 I think.

Speaker 31 Canada is like, I think all those taxes are similar to like New York.

Speaker 31 They're not. Yeah, they've got to get rid of them.
So, Canada, to get a cup again, forget going, forget not wanting to be a part of the media circus.

Speaker 31 Like, you're then mentioning, like, oh, you're going to save money too? It's like, who's going to sign in Canada?

Speaker 76 Free room and board, too.

Speaker 66 Throw it all in.

Speaker 80 The government will pay the players.

Speaker 31 So, if the cap goes up, it's going to become something where this is a legit issue.

Speaker 96 Okay.

Speaker 100 In my opinion.

Speaker 31 Bettman stuffed Biz in a locker, saying no.

Speaker 100 He did.

Speaker 61 What about, though, when we had Biz on, we had questions from a first grader, and one of the first graders asked, Should Connor McDavid just try to score more?

Speaker 28 Because did he only have one goal in the Stanley Cup final?

Speaker 31 Yeah, he was. Yeah, I mean, it's Florida.
It's Florida, man. They're so good.

Speaker 69 Do you think he should try to score more?

Speaker 31 I think he's trying his hardest.

Speaker 31 I think you got to

Speaker 10 shoot more maybe.

Speaker 43 Should he listen to the guys sitting in the nosebleeds who say, shoot the puck every single time across the street?

Speaker 31 No, never listen to those guys.

Speaker 106 No, never.

Speaker 84 Never.

Speaker 15 If you thought goldenly breaded McDonald's chicken couldn't get more golden, think golder.

Speaker 31 Because new sweet and smoky special edition gold sauce is here.

Speaker 31 Made for your chicken favorites.

Speaker 120 I participating McDonald's for a limited time.

Speaker 33 Wit, I really, I enjoyed your reaction to the loss. I don't want to admit it because I like you, but in my like, you know, sicko, I want to see Wit fail, back of my brain,

Speaker 33 I enjoyed this tweet from you.

Speaker 33 You said, I'm i'm quietly singing pink pony club and eating apple pie with vanilla ice cream trying not to cry for me that was mid-game that was mid-game sex oh that was during the game and we would have gone to game seven

Speaker 46 so that's the other thing now can i give a little credit i i bought that was i bought a plane ticket out there

Speaker 31 you were going to i bought a plane ticket out there and i really wanted to go but i couldn't i thought you were getting a plane well because there wasn't a game because there wasn't a game yeah i know now dan I didn't think it would happen, but he had lined up a jet.

Speaker 31 I was flying to Chicago. We were jetting there.
We were going.

Speaker 115 All the chicklets guys, Max was coming.

Speaker 46 Here's the thing.

Speaker 75 I wasn't.

Speaker 31 They would have lost that game. Yeah.
And it would have been.

Speaker 38 And I would have been so mad at you.

Speaker 47 So mad at you.

Speaker 31 You would have bet what the playing cost.

Speaker 9 Everything on Edmonton.

Speaker 103 Yeah.

Speaker 35 Because I would have been like, I have to make the biggest bet of my life on Edmonton.

Speaker 76 Well, actually, you did save me money.

Speaker 33 What happened over the course of like the next two days after the cup? How deep was the hole you ran?

Speaker 46 You didn't scream for like a week.

Speaker 31 It was brutal. Yeah, I'm done.
It's season ended. I'm done.
But I wasn't even

Speaker 31 I was more depressed, not about the loss, but about like, I don't think Florida's going anywhere. Like, realistically, they could play again.
Yeah.

Speaker 15 And I don't know. I don't how

Speaker 31 if they get Marshawn and Bennett back, like, I think if they lose Ekblad, I still think they'll be fine. If Marshawn and Bennett come back, they're probably going to win two more.

Speaker 33 I heard that Marshawn was going to the Leafs. What? I saw Marshawn going to the Leafs made.

Speaker 31 That's Biz. Well, Biz said that.
Yeah.

Speaker 33 Oh, I saw a really convincing

Speaker 31 biz tweeted out a text message. So he edited it.
So you couldn't see the name. It said, Marshawn to Toronto, four years, $9 million a year.
It's done. And I said, who was that? He's like, some guy.

Speaker 92 Some guy. It was himself.
He told himself.

Speaker 46 Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 115 All right.

Speaker 28 So I have a real question, hockey question, because obviously it was talked about with McDavid's press conference after.

Speaker 63 He's got one year left.

Speaker 89 Yes.

Speaker 1 Do you think there's any chance they trade him?

Speaker 43 Because,

Speaker 57 like,

Speaker 64 if you're, if you think he's going to walk, you have to trade him right

Speaker 31 have to you can't

Speaker 5 i think the only way oilers fans would ever have a right

Speaker 31 maybe i'm not worded the only way an oilers fan could tell me they hated connor mcdavid is if he doesn't tell them listen i'm not re-sning so they get nothing for him

Speaker 31 i get i get that i get that like you got to at least put them in a position to get something like right toronto's getting nothing from mitch martinor like that's that's crippling if he were to tell them that and move on, like, I would, as an Oilers fan, I get it.

Speaker 31 And maybe it's because I played. I'm like, this guy gave you

Speaker 31 10 years,

Speaker 31 and it'll be 11. I mean, he gave you everything he had.
He was like,

Speaker 31 that's probably a huge disconnect with former and current athletes and fans. But to me, it's like, dude, he got drafted.
He went there. He was incredible.
They went to two Stanley Cup finals.

Speaker 31 He wanted to leave.

Speaker 31 It would suck, but it would be his. Yeah, no,

Speaker 49 right.

Speaker 64 He couldn't do it.

Speaker 28 Now, would you, are you prepared for if he asked for a trade where when he gets a trade from Edmonton for us to become the biggest Conor McDavid fans?

Speaker 31 On whatever target. I wouldn't really get it.

Speaker 104 I wouldn't really get that.

Speaker 13 Yeah, but he can too.

Speaker 94 Yeah, no, he'll stay it, but then we'll just.

Speaker 31 That would be one of your worst looks.

Speaker 31 That would be like a true, like, wow, they're like real losers.

Speaker 116 No, but I mean, we'd be

Speaker 13 losing with that. Yeah, we're totally fine.

Speaker 97 We're appreciating greatness.

Speaker 33 It's about appreciating greatness.

Speaker 33 You've been trying to educate us about Connor McDavid for the last five years. Yeah, no.
And now we're finally starting to come around on it.

Speaker 33 And you're starting to sound like you're a hater.

Speaker 31 But if you're coming around on it, then why would you not like him in Edmonton? We did like him in a McDavid fan or an Oilers fan.

Speaker 9 I wasn't

Speaker 13 united because

Speaker 66 they're rooting about it.

Speaker 74 I'm a McDavid fan. They're rooting against me.

Speaker 94 Right, so, but if I saw how the Oilers treat the game.

Speaker 31 But I actually don't mind it because, as I said in Chicago, like, I now have

Speaker 117 my Sundays are like who's playing the Bears and who's playing the Redskins, and being able to moot against two different teams is so great for me.

Speaker 31 And like you said, hoping that one of your teams gets to the Super Bowl, and then like, oh my God, if they lose this one, it's even better. You should just do it.
The Bears are never getting

Speaker 13 the Commanders.

Speaker 28 You should do a boosted DraftKings parlay every week that's just a fade.

Speaker 54 Yeah.

Speaker 49 This is Ryan.

Speaker 13 Let these guys parlay, yeah.

Speaker 31 Commanders and fade the

Speaker 111 rules.

Speaker 33 Should it be better or worse if you got traded to the kings?

Speaker 94 Well, for the kids. What's the worst? Yeah, what's the worst place to get traded?

Speaker 31 Oh, he ends up on the Maple Leaf somehow.

Speaker 13 I fucking cute.

Speaker 31 That's like the end of the poem.

Speaker 46 I didn't even think of that.

Speaker 94 I didn't think about that either.

Speaker 5 You would actually have to break up with Bits.

Speaker 32 You would have to be like a marriage counselor.

Speaker 104 Yeah, I know.

Speaker 31 I don't know if he wants that madness, but he might.

Speaker 13 He wants it.

Speaker 38 He wants that madness.

Speaker 31 Dude, don't even put that in the universe.

Speaker 31 And if David signs a short extension which like that's like rumored like he maybe signs a two-year extension so he's three years left on the oilers yeah

Speaker 31 then if oilers fans still are mad when he leaves if they don't win it's like dude he got that that's 13 years right

Speaker 33 what was all that about him wanting to talk to his agent afterwards that was like i gotta talk to my agent before i make so that there was a quote that we played on chicklets that was a little like

Speaker 31 somebody asked him about basically the core there and how everyone's young and there's still time and he was like yeah he was kind of like Yeah, like, I guess, or something.

Speaker 124 Something that was like, uh,

Speaker 31 it doesn't necessarily scream like, Yeah, I can't wait to come back with this group.

Speaker 33 Um, so now you're you like read so far into that.

Speaker 31 It was everyone's reading so far into it. There's never been a, I mean, there's never been a player like this that's, you know, Sid was always, boom, he signed with Pittsburgh the minute he could.

Speaker 31 Um, Ovi, boom, he signs with Washington the minute he could. Like, there's never been a player that's like coming up upon free agency and isn't locked in.

Speaker 33 Is he the biggest free agent ever? Ever. If he gets there?

Speaker 96 Ever. Oh, yeah, for sure.
I don't know. Not even close.
What super speed?

Speaker 46 What generational player?

Speaker 31 When he did that whole touring, going around stuff. He wasn't talking NBA.

Speaker 13 Wait, you think that...

Speaker 31 Hockey, it's not even close. He's number one.

Speaker 33 No, I meant including NBA.

Speaker 31 No, because LeBron was, right?

Speaker 33 Okay. So respect for LeBron.

Speaker 31 Yeah, I mean, well, he's more famous.

Speaker 56 Right?

Speaker 68 If he's all in the U.S.

Speaker 33 Who's more talented? McDavid or LeBron?

Speaker 31 I don't know enough about basketball. I'd have to ask, like, I would say

Speaker 31 with like Connor, like, LeBron has like he's 6'8, 250 pounds. Like, he's physically dominant.
Like, if Connor McDavid walked in here right now, you'd be like, hey, like, you wouldn't think he was

Speaker 31 who he is. So, I think for what he has, he's

Speaker 31 got more out of he's a better more skilled, more skilled, yeah. Like, if McDavid was the size of Tom Wilson and this good, it would be like, well, he's, but he's, he's not.

Speaker 31 He's like, I don't know, what, 6'1, a buck 90? Yeah.

Speaker 1 He's 6'1?

Speaker 31 He's pretty taller than you think. Yeah, yeah.
He's taller than you think.

Speaker 33 Did you kick his ass?

Speaker 31 No, I can't kick anyone's ass.

Speaker 66 No, no, what? Literally.

Speaker 1 Wait, Ian's, did you ever have an offseason where you said you had to talk to your agent first?

Speaker 31 I think the whole play when you say I'm talking to my agent is not. If I'm the GM of that team, I'm like, oh boy.
Yeah. Because usually, I don't know.

Speaker 95 I mean, he's such a different level.

Speaker 31 You just don't know, right?

Speaker 31 My thing the whole time has been been that Dreiseitel resigned last summer. So, with one year to go, you're allowed to resign.
And I was like, all right, Connor's coming back. Right.

Speaker 31 Because why would Leon have signed up if Connor was like, yeah, I am not sure yet?

Speaker 31 Now, Grunelli's argument is like, well, he could, he knows that he's so good as well that if McDavid leaves, he'll be like trade mate too.

Speaker 13 Right, right.

Speaker 33 So what about the rest of the East? Let's say Marshawn doesn't resign. Where would he go?

Speaker 104 Fuck, I don't know.

Speaker 31 Like, I actually could see him going to Toronto.

Speaker 117 Yeah, they

Speaker 80 biz actually might be right.

Speaker 46 No, I'm trying to think of other teams.

Speaker 9 Like, I don't know.

Speaker 31 My thing with Marshawn is: I think he was so shocked to get traded and not be a bruin for life. Then he goes to Florida and wins.
He's probably like, I'll just stay here.

Speaker 31 And then I did two teams, but I got a cup with both. Right.
I don't see him.

Speaker 31 Everyone's like, he's been underpaid his whole career, which is true, like by a lot, but he still made 60.

Speaker 65 Right.

Speaker 10 So it's like, yeah, it's not like he's still eating well.

Speaker 43 What about, did you guys see the 500k bill at 11 from the Panthers?

Speaker 96 Beautiful. Yeah, that was on our podcast.

Speaker 73 Oh, you guys broke that news? That was ours.

Speaker 99 Who told you?

Speaker 100 That was ours.

Speaker 66 Matthew and Chuck. Who told me?

Speaker 13 We do stitching chicklets.

Speaker 9 It was calm. It was comp.

Speaker 49 It was comp.

Speaker 31 They said we had a. He was like, Marchie went to go back in to pay, which if you're going back in to pay, you haven't been underpaid.
Yeah.

Speaker 23 Yeah.

Speaker 31 But he has. He has.

Speaker 31 But he was going back in, and Matthew goes, yeah, I think he forgot that we had a $500,000 comp.

Speaker 21 Oh my god, was it itemized?

Speaker 31 That's incredible. I never saw the

Speaker 8 CBS receipt.

Speaker 31 The Bruins had the legendary one of the receipt of like $100.

Speaker 13 Why didn't you go to 11?

Speaker 83 You were a Panther?

Speaker 31 I was already. I was up here for the summer.

Speaker 43 So you guys met when you guys were both on the Panthers, right?

Speaker 107 Who? Me and

Speaker 31 we met when I was like six.

Speaker 17 Yeah, but then you guys.

Speaker 31 No, we weren't on the Panthers together.

Speaker 40 I thought you were for like a week.

Speaker 66 No, no.

Speaker 31 No. He came, he signed

Speaker 31 two years after yeah when you guys were never on an nhl team no never got to play together but we both got to play with biz so that's the real win yeah that's true we train together together every summer did they talk about which which day is on the panthers like when you got there's legendary yeah it's kind of like you walk in you see the mural you understand and it's

Speaker 31 but you put like he downplays it like he played for the team like he could rule he could we'll take him as a fan yeah like if he wants to come over he wore that jersey Biz never wore the Toronto Maple Leafs jerseys.

Speaker 31 He's like candles on national TV. Like, we will take Wit.

Speaker 81 Wait, you were on the Coyotes with Biz?

Speaker 76 Yeah.

Speaker 54 What was your first, when you first met Biz, what were you like, who is this guy? What's wrong with you?

Speaker 31 So I called Wit. He's like, he's like, oh, you guys just picked up Biz, whatever.
He's like, mark my words, you're going to hate his guts. the first three days, and then you guys will be boys.

Speaker 31 And he hit it on the head. Like, we almost fought

Speaker 31 first practice. Why? Dude, you guys don't get Biz at that age.
He was a fucking

Speaker 31 idiot.

Speaker 126 I remember he was like, he was crazy smarter than his

Speaker 13 idiot. No.
Like,

Speaker 31 the loudest person in the locker room. Mario Lemuse walking around.
Mark Recke's walking around.

Speaker 75 Yo, yo, yo, Mario, you won't grab lunch, dude.

Speaker 46 He was in. You want to go to Portobello's or whatever.

Speaker 60 And he's not even like, they could just cut him any moment.

Speaker 46 Oh, dude.

Speaker 31 But then, like, somebody be like, dude, that's Mario. Like, you don't really like.

Speaker 10 And he'd be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, man.

Speaker 31 You know, trying to see if he wants how much. Like, he doesn't even get like how.

Speaker 31 So, our captain in Phoenix, Shane Doan, like the biggest warrior ever, the guy was a fucking animal. Animal.
Like, the trainers used to have to beg him to come on the table and get some work done.

Speaker 31 So, he never would go in the trainer's room. He was just like a fucking thoroughbred.

Speaker 31 So, he's on the table, like, Biz's first day, like, he, like, did something to his hip or whatever. And he walks in and he's on the table.
And Biz's first day, he's like, oh, donor on the table again.

Speaker 13 So, the trainers are like, no, like, don't say that.

Speaker 31 Donor gets up. He's usually the, like, donor's usually the last guy on the ice.
He was the first guy on the ice, waiting, like, skating around.

Speaker 21 He's like, I'm going to fucking kill this kid.

Speaker 31 And then I almost fought him that first day. Why? Because I saw what happened with donor.
Donor was my guy. He took care of me.
So I like, whatever, something happened.

Speaker 31 Then I like kind of like spirit him or whatever. And he's like, let's go, let's go.
Drops his gloves. I go, in practice.
In practice, he's about, he's like shaking his gloves.

Speaker 31 I go, bro, you drop those gloves. The stick's going over your noodle.

Speaker 114 Does that happen a lot?

Speaker 31 Are there fights in practice a lot when you're struggling when the team like the they let them just fight yeah the legendary one was when the blues were in last place

Speaker 31 they had a fight between um

Speaker 31 bertuzzo and the kid from mouse Zach Sanford Zach Sanford and Bertuzo tuned him up but like it

Speaker 31 something clicked now whether it was that or not I don't know but the team just caught fire and you know there was there there needed to be some release in practice where but they happen not not crazy common i just love the story of biz going into the trading room and it's probably this guy's nightmare to be made fun of for being in the trading room yeah and then that's why he didn't go in all his worst fears come true and this is when biz was selling his clothes i remember he was like the first kenny teller to get like a million instagram followers

Speaker 31 twitter twitter twitter yeah he was selling his clothes he'd like offer guys deals on like t-shirts and shit he was wait so when when did it click that you became friends with biz three days after what happened so i used to i'd never drove to the rank.

Speaker 31 I'd always get rides. I just hate driving.
So I'm there, and like the guy that drove me was like, hey, I got a bounce, find another ride. Last guy there, Biz.
I'm like, oh, God. I get in the back.

Speaker 31 He's got like a Toyota Camry. And it's like, there's a hockey stick in between like the handles in the back with all of his clothes hanging.

Speaker 31 I'm like, hey, dude, you ever think you need to like back up? It didn't have like a backup camera. So I'm like, oh my God.
He drops me off. He like sees the house.

Speaker 14 He's like, you mind if I crash here for a couple of weeks?

Speaker 31 I'm like, absolutely not, dude. dude.
I got a wife and kids. Like, absolutely not.
No, I didn't have kids at the time. You can see the extra bedroom.

Speaker 31 But a good practice fight story. This guy, Josh Grattin, that I played with, was a mutant.
Nail gun. Tough as shit.
Crazy.

Speaker 13 I love that phrase, nail gun.

Speaker 31 So in our best defenseman at the time, his name is Ed Jovanowski, who was crazy tough, too, but he was our best D-man, making like the most money.

Speaker 31 They get into a fight in practice, and Gratz just like grabbed him and just took like 10 punches to the face. We're in the locker math.
I'm like, why didn't you swing back? He goes, goes, I hit him.

Speaker 31 I go to the miners.

Speaker 75 We just took 10 punches in the face.

Speaker 106 I'm like, oh my God.

Speaker 31 Yeah, but this kid couldn't get cut. Yeah.

Speaker 49 Yeah.

Speaker 31 His skin was like double this thick as a normal person.

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Speaker 31 that's crazy so tough yeah biz biz biz back in pittsburgh oh my god it was it was so you got drafted then he came what a year later he actually got drafted the year after me but then he was pro before me because i stayed in college for a couple years right and then the first time i ever

Speaker 31 saw biz I walked into Mellon Arena 745 in the morning. I was the second session skating.
No, yeah, I showed up at like say 8:00, 7:45.

Speaker 31 I was skating at 9:30, and he is middle of the ice, squaring off with Dan Carcillo, fighting like maybe the earliest fighting pro hockey history. And they were boys.
And I'm like, who is this guy?

Speaker 127 And then he came walking,

Speaker 127 bus, I'm busy, bus, nasty. I'm like, I hate this kid.

Speaker 128 And I started loving him once you get to know him.

Speaker 33 What's the draft process like in the NHL? Like, do you got, did you have a party at your house?

Speaker 31 I went to the draft.

Speaker 34 Okay.

Speaker 64 Yeah, because you were high-picked.

Speaker 31 Yeah, I was a first-round pick.

Speaker 31 A lot of guys, I don't know if it's the same, would go to like go to the draft. Like, even if you were projected third-round, they'd go.
See your friends. It's not like the NFL where you see the

Speaker 33 cameras on you. It's like, oh, this guy's so sad that he hasn't been drafted.

Speaker 31 No, yeah, my draft, there was a guy that was supposed to go first overall for like three years, and he didn't.

Speaker 31 And they'd pick a guy, put him on camera, and then they just panned this kid in the crowd i remember being like oh jay bowmeister he ended up doing pretty good yeah wait so uh wait so you went to your draft you didn't go to yours right no mine party forget yeah we had a party at my house that was fun actually uh mine was the lockout year so only like the top 10 whatever it was guys went it was in like a conference room that was sid's draft year and Yeah, we didn't go.

Speaker 31 We had a party at my house. Like my parents had to go out buy a computer because, and then I got like a phone call.
And they're like, hey, Wayne Gretzky wants to talk to you.

Speaker 66 I'm like, why would Wayne Gretzky want to talk to me?

Speaker 31 I didn't know he was the coach of Arizona.

Speaker 84 I'm like, hey, what's up?

Speaker 31 And he's like, welcome to the team. I'm like, oh my God.
And then it was just like a crazy way.

Speaker 33 That's pretty incredible that you got drafted by Wayne Gretzky. Yeah.
That's like an all-time moment.

Speaker 22 Did you, did they, did you think you were going to go when you went, or did you think you were going to go earlier?

Speaker 31 You were like supposed to go a little earlier. I was supposed to go, yeah, like second round.
I got in a little trouble off ice. And then

Speaker 10 you dropped.

Speaker 31 Yeah, Keith was a little crazy.

Speaker 46 Wait, what pick were you?

Speaker 10 Fifth. That's crazy.

Speaker 31 Weak draft.

Speaker 8 No, come on.

Speaker 31 Fuck off. 2003 draft after me was Biz's draft.
That's the best draft of all time. When did Biz get picked? Second round, like 45th.

Speaker 96 Oh, wow.

Speaker 97 Biz was like,

Speaker 31 he's a defenseman then. Yeah.

Speaker 28 But he was the greatest youth hockey player of all time, right?

Speaker 49 No.

Speaker 31 I think he was this size.

Speaker 103 I think he was.

Speaker 91 I thought he was.

Speaker 31 No, he definitely wasn't.

Speaker 31 I don't know who told you that, but they were.

Speaker 75 I think it might have been Biz.

Speaker 31 He might have been Zach.

Speaker 33 Wait, what round was Biz in?

Speaker 13 Second. Second.

Speaker 96 But that round. So that's a good thing.

Speaker 49 Was Biz a bust?

Speaker 71 Is he a bust?

Speaker 13 For that draft.

Speaker 31 Well, he's probably the most famous.

Speaker 31 I'm seeing who was drafted after him. Biz has done pretty well.

Speaker 79 He's a beauty.

Speaker 75 Corey Perry, I think, was drafted.

Speaker 8 Great friend, but I'd say if I'm being objective as a journalist, I'm looking at that draft.

Speaker 31 Like, if we did the redraft, where we're so biz almost made the team at 18 in Pittsburgh as a D-Man.

Speaker 9 Oh, no, no, no, he's a fourth-rounder.

Speaker 79 He's a fourth-rounder.

Speaker 124 He was a fourth-rounder.

Speaker 13 I don't know why I thought he was a second-rounder.

Speaker 125 Bust proof. Who's good?

Speaker 33 I retract.

Speaker 84 That's bus proof.

Speaker 13 You can't be a bust.

Speaker 31 No, he's not a bust. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 96 He's not a bust at all.

Speaker 31 If he's made the first or second round, yeah, he played over.

Speaker 100 No, he's actually a successful 200 games, right?

Speaker 31 Yeah, he's, yeah.

Speaker 10 He is.

Speaker 31 They're going to do a 30 for 30 on that.

Speaker 17 So last night we were hanging out.

Speaker 41 Whitney, you have a prediction that there's going to be a guy in the next 20 years in the NHL who's just as good with his right as he is his left.

Speaker 31 Yeah, I was thinking about that this morning. It might be 30 years.
30? But I think we're going to get the Shohei Otani. The Shohei Otani Amidextrous NHL player.

Speaker 13 That would rock.

Speaker 116 And he'll have to have a

Speaker 31 straight curve.

Speaker 6 Like Sidney Crosby, just straight stick.

Speaker 31 Yeah, yeah. You'd have the straight stick, and then you'd drive wide and be unreal righty, and you'd drive wide and be unreal lefty.

Speaker 31 And, I mean, like defending, you could switch your top hand here and there. I don't know.
I just think that at some point you're going to see things that you never thought imaginable

Speaker 65 in every sport.

Speaker 104 We never thought about it.

Speaker 75 Or maybe a goalie.

Speaker 13 Two gloves.

Speaker 33 Oh, no stick, though. No stick, yeah.

Speaker 82 So we just forgot that a goalie had a stick for a second?

Speaker 49 I did.

Speaker 114 It's offseason.

Speaker 33 Some of us had a couple of substances last night when we were talking about this prospect. That's true.

Speaker 33 I came up with the invention of the double curve stick that looks like an S, so you've got two curves in it. And then I thought about saying, What about a goalie with no stick?

Speaker 33 And then I realized that's probably not going to work out.

Speaker 99 No, that's bad.

Speaker 33 What about a goalie with two sticks?

Speaker 65 Illegal.

Speaker 31 Illegal.

Speaker 56 Okay.

Speaker 31 Illegal right there.

Speaker 33 Do they, this might be a dumb question. Do they actually measure the goalie's pads before every game? Yeah.
Like before every single one, I don't know if it's

Speaker 124 because that's a really good way to cheat.

Speaker 31 So every goalie, if you look at their pads, the inside, like the top, has a signature on it. It's like J, whatever.
And it's the guy has to sign off on those. Okay.

Speaker 99 Oh, wow. It's like random, though.

Speaker 33 But so, like, it's every pad.

Speaker 33 But you could maybe one day

Speaker 97 a big game, yeah.

Speaker 33 Game seven Stanley Cup

Speaker 33 break out the big pads.

Speaker 31 I know, but imagine if like you won, and then that new you got busted after all.

Speaker 99 Imagine if that happened to the Oilers.

Speaker 81 What would they do?

Speaker 28 If you had a moment where you were so happy, and then they're like, nope, taking it away.

Speaker 54 You have to replay the game.

Speaker 113 The greatest day of our lives.

Speaker 13 Everyone fly to that.

Speaker 101 We have to fly back in the jet for game eight turnaround.

Speaker 13 I was happily sending you game eight, man. Game eight.

Speaker 118 Wait, did you guys ever play in a game with an e-bug?

Speaker 31 No.

Speaker 31 I had. Never had

Speaker 31 where they played.

Speaker 75 Oh, but had him on the bench. Oh,

Speaker 31 this was like an e-bug for like real players. Yeah.

Speaker 15 He was just a bug.

Speaker 31 We had a kid in New York. Our goalie left and like our GM, our assistant GM called me.
He's like, hey, do you know any goalies around? And our buddy Bunzo was living in New York at the time.

Speaker 31 I'm like, find some goalie pads. You're a backup tonight.
Trying to get him. He ended up calling me back.
He's like, they found a kid. So you get to the rink at what, five o'clock? Yeah, 4:30.
4:30.

Speaker 31 He was fully dressed at 4:30.

Speaker 10 This kid just ready for warm up.

Speaker 96 This taking it all in.

Speaker 46 Just ready.

Speaker 104 I'm like, guy, we got three guys.

Speaker 45 It is the coolest thing in sports. Like, imagine if any other sport had that.

Speaker 31 Well, that's like, some people argue it's like makes hockey look like.

Speaker 8 No, no, but

Speaker 8 I think it's great.

Speaker 15 That's awesome.

Speaker 31 That's my favorite

Speaker 31 of all the Maple Leafs' embarrassing stats. The no cups in 67, the no-conference finals.
It's that their Zamboni driver beat them in an NHL. Their own.

Speaker 12 Their own.

Speaker 46 That is the best thing I've ever heard.

Speaker 49 Joe, imagine if all the other sports had it.

Speaker 55 Like, if they were just like... A picture.

Speaker 111 Yeah, or like a basketball player.

Speaker 45 Like, everyone, any fan could show up in full gear and you could just get called on.

Speaker 33 You just get called on.

Speaker 31 But Biz said that as a player, he's like, they should have e-bug players.

Speaker 31 Like, if a guy gets hurt, I'm like, guy, you don't think a guy in like the local union 108 is like sees Brad Marchawn if they're playing against New York, he's going to two-hand him in the face.

Speaker 31 Like, a goalie doesn't really have like

Speaker 64 impact.

Speaker 61 Well, my big idea is we pitched it to some of the starting pitchers we've talked to, is I think the first pitch in baseball games should count.

Speaker 18 So, like, 50 cent goes up and he has to pitch.

Speaker 68 You got to be on the mound.

Speaker 94 Yeah. Just every single time.

Speaker 31 Do you think Joe Burrow was joking around on those?

Speaker 5 We spin zoned it because we're friends with Joe Burrow.

Speaker 18 I think he got, I think that whole fucking Fanatics thing was just like they basically listed, like, all right, what's going to go viral?

Speaker 20 Let's make a fake viral thing here, here.

Speaker 18 And they were like, Joe Burrow, we're going to pay you like $2 million.

Speaker 54 Suck at throwing baseballs.

Speaker 13 Oh, really? Yeah,

Speaker 14 that's the only way I can stomach it.

Speaker 89 I think it might be a bad thing.

Speaker 100 But he was throwing it like a football.

Speaker 13 I know.

Speaker 80 But they were like,

Speaker 80 you can do this, and we'll pay you a shitload of money.

Speaker 69 It will go viral.

Speaker 33 I think it might be just misdirection. Like, he doesn't want people to think he's got a good arm.
That's it.

Speaker 99 So he's going to throw a bad dick.

Speaker 33 Make your enemies think that you're weak when you're strong. They know

Speaker 13 you're not gonna have an arm.

Speaker 33 Yeah, yeah, but when he's been in the league for like four years, you think to yourself, like, maybe Joe Burrow sucks now.

Speaker 31 What are your realistic expectations individually of your teams this year?

Speaker 23 I'm talking about football,

Speaker 31 cautiously optimistic, like over 500, cautiously optimistic. No, like, seriously, like,

Speaker 31 I think they should.

Speaker 28 I think they should, they have a tough schedule.

Speaker 85 I think they should win.

Speaker 33 He's a six out of ten, not nine games, ten ten games, maybe.

Speaker 75 Oh, I'll take the other one. And

Speaker 31 if he's as bad this year as he was. Oh, yeah.
No, all right.

Speaker 85 So here's the only thing. It's over.

Speaker 6 Here's the best part about this year.

Speaker 18 I think Caleb Williams is really good.

Speaker 35 They have set up everything with the coach, with the offensive line, with the weapons.

Speaker 82 If he sucks this year, it's over.

Speaker 38 We'll find out right away. You know what I mean?

Speaker 28 Like, if he's bad, there's not going to be like, oh, well, they don't have an offensive line.

Speaker 76 Which is actually good because you want to find out.

Speaker 31 And if you could switch it, you would take his guy, right? Right now. I'm not going to say that yet.

Speaker 66 Yeah, of course.

Speaker 31 Oh, I think that's so obvious.

Speaker 31 Like, look at how happy he is. You have a good quarterback.
Like, we grew up with the Brady era of being New England fans.

Speaker 46 Like, you have a good quarterback.

Speaker 116 Deep down, you know I can't.

Speaker 33 I can't say every facet of my life,

Speaker 33 every minute, every second, every activity that I do is better because I have Jaden Daniels. Let's get this.

Speaker 33 My days are brighter when I wake up in the morning and I'm like,

Speaker 19 let's get this conversation back to Conor McDavid.

Speaker 128 No.

Speaker 31 What's your expectation? Oh, season's over.

Speaker 96 Like, Super Bowl?

Speaker 115 Yeah, you're thinking Super yet.

Speaker 33 I'm not thinking Supi yet because we do have a very tough schedule. We had an easy schedule last year.
This year's schedule is way, way harder.

Speaker 33 There usually is some sort of regression in the second year if a quarterback comes out like that and lights the world on fire.

Speaker 33 So I would like to make the playoffs again. I think if we don't make the playoffs, big disappointment.
And then once we get there, yeah, I want to go to the Super Bowl. But I'm not thinking like

Speaker 33 this year right now is the start. It's not your window.
It is. No, it is.
This is the start of the Super Bowl window.

Speaker 31 And what is that year? Five years? I mean,

Speaker 33 as long as we have him under that first contract. Yeah.

Speaker 33 So I said after like maybe 10 or 12 weeks last year, like, we're not going to make the Super Bowl this year, but this is the start of the window where everything that we do should be done with the understanding that this team can win a Super Bowl.

Speaker 33 So like contracts like that.

Speaker 31 Entry-level deals for quarterbacks.

Speaker 33 You get four years and then a five-year extension on it. So the team can take a five-year option.
And anytime in that five years, you're really underpaying your quarterback.

Speaker 33 So you can overpay for other guys. Yeah.

Speaker 31 So he has like a first or whatever he wants.

Speaker 8 Isn't it?

Speaker 10 What's he making?

Speaker 31 10, 20?

Speaker 46 No, it's less.

Speaker 53 Yeah, I think the second year is like four

Speaker 46 million.

Speaker 79 He gets a big signing bonus.

Speaker 94 It's like they make like they make like 25 or 30.

Speaker 42 I'll look at it.

Speaker 31 And right off the fall, they could sign him right now to an 80.

Speaker 3 No, no, it's after the third year. Yeah, you can.

Speaker 50 Because you guys will.

Speaker 31 But you're not canceling the other years.

Speaker 17 No, correct.

Speaker 100 It kicks in.

Speaker 31 Correct.

Speaker 125 That's how Mahomes, Mahomes won his first two while.

Speaker 82 I'm pretty sure it was his first two while he was still.

Speaker 80 Is that right?

Speaker 31 So why would you sign?

Speaker 30 It's basically,

Speaker 89 if you look at the NFL, and I've had this argument with people because they're like, well, what about this?

Speaker 82 Outside of Tom Brady, who took less money, like pretty much every year the Super Bowl has a team that has a quarterback who's on a rookie deal.

Speaker 10 Wow.

Speaker 20 Like, it's pretty consistently, it might not be like they win, but like Joe Burrow, obviously those Bengals teams, like you can go back and it's just, was Jalen Hurts still.

Speaker 33 No, he signed an extension.

Speaker 76 But did it kick in?

Speaker 65 I'm not sure. I don't think he kicked in.

Speaker 43 So, yeah, he was still getting paid, like the Eagles this year.

Speaker 31 Like, Brock Purdy last year.

Speaker 46 I don't even need a 40 hours from the Super Bowl.

Speaker 31 The Eagles don't need a quarterback. You just got to.
Oh, wow.

Speaker 46 So, you're, yeah, so getting

Speaker 31 realistically, no, the Eagles max. Like, the Eagles, you guys could win games without a guy.
Like, he's not

Speaker 13 your best player. He's not your target.

Speaker 61 Where would you rank him?

Speaker 33 Where would you rank Jalen Hurts?

Speaker 31 As

Speaker 33 a quarterback in the league.

Speaker 38 By the way,

Speaker 121 Jayden Daniels is making $2.5 million this year.

Speaker 76 Like, that's what he's doing.

Speaker 31 He's really good for what he does, right? Like, what he's doing is winning, and it's like

Speaker 31 whatever. Max, like, I'd take Dak Prescott over.
What do you have, Max? Like, top five?

Speaker 87 He said Dak Prescott, so I'm not participating in this contract.

Speaker 116 He's blacked out.

Speaker 13 Yeah, that's fair.

Speaker 31 Yeah, I think it's kind of hard.

Speaker 121 Jalen Hurts' contract did kick in.

Speaker 43 I'm sorry.

Speaker 31 It's kind of hard to

Speaker 31 definitively say that

Speaker 31 Dak Prescott couldn't do what Jalen Hurts is doing.

Speaker 96 He had that

Speaker 13 line that running.

Speaker 84 I don't know that much about the NFL.

Speaker 47 is going in a bad direction. I'll say it.

Speaker 15 That's for sure.

Speaker 8 I think being

Speaker 8 sure. Look at that team.
Look at that D.

Speaker 31 Look at Saquon.

Speaker 33 I think there's enough body of evidence out there with Dak Prescott.

Speaker 102 I think we can.

Speaker 33 He's the 17th best quarterback in the NFL.

Speaker 31 But he's never had a team like that. Eagles team.

Speaker 33 That's also true.

Speaker 45 Yeah, so I'm looking up right now. Mahomes, in 2019, they won the Super Bowl.

Speaker 42 He was making $2 million.

Speaker 61 In 2022, when they won the Super Bowl, he was making $30, which is still so cheap for him.

Speaker 28 Then Then, this 2023, he was making 60.

Speaker 28 So, you got like, obviously, Mahomes, like, they'll still be in it, but like, that window of when you're paying your quarterback, not 50, 60 million dollars is so fucking huge.

Speaker 31 But that, that, you getting Daniels, it's crazy how it works. Sometimes you're better getting the second pick because you don't have to make the decision.

Speaker 33 I had him first, I had him ranked first.

Speaker 68 Well, I mean, unless it's like Ryan Leaf.

Speaker 46 No, no, oh, yeah, oh, there's times, there's, there's probably more

Speaker 31 times where it's worse, but like,

Speaker 107 yeah, you think?

Speaker 31 But there's times where it's like.

Speaker 76 Yeah, you get the decision made for you.

Speaker 99 Yeah.

Speaker 16 That was mean what you did to Max.

Speaker 40 You want to apologize?

Speaker 112 He won. Dak Prescott's is the 17th best quarterback.

Speaker 51 Really? That's where we rank him.

Speaker 31 Max and Yanz are the only people who've won shit in this fucking room. No, Mac, I'm not, like, chirping.
I think any, like...

Speaker 87 Dak Prescott's never had an elite offensive line in great weapons or something.

Speaker 31 No, he has had. Yeah, that's true.
You're right.

Speaker 10 I'm more thinking the D.

Speaker 31 I'm more thinking the D. The defense was nasty.
Their D, yeah, they did not have that. Like, that was before.

Speaker 8 who won the Eagles this Super Bowl in the future.

Speaker 31 Like, the party offense, if you had to give up,

Speaker 31 I think they both played pretty good.

Speaker 13 Yeah, their offense is a bit of a bad.

Speaker 33 DeLon Barkley was the best. The D is unbelievable.

Speaker 31 The Eagles are fucking awesome. Are the Eagles in a spot where they could get this? Like, are they in a dynasty battle?

Speaker 46 Yeah, they could easily win it again this year.

Speaker 33 It's a big disappointment if they don't.

Speaker 87 A lot of work to be done, but yeah, they're in a good spot. They lost a lot of guys, but you know, we next man up.
Yes.

Speaker 13 Next man, they just dropped his draft really well.

Speaker 33 Yeah, Howie. Fucking Howie.

Speaker 96 Georgia, yeah, they just draw

Speaker 27 Georgia guys who go fast.

Speaker 43 Yeah, are you guys wanting to bonus Mount Rushmore?

Speaker 28 Yeah, should we do Mount Rushmore hockey players?

Speaker 13 Yeah, all right, seems kind of like

Speaker 13 layup, yeah.

Speaker 86 The best hockey players, Mount Rushmore are the best hockey players.

Speaker 10 Okay, okay, we'll go.

Speaker 31 You two start, okay.

Speaker 33 I'll go first, Wayne Gretzky.

Speaker 62 Okay, I'll go second, Connor McDavid.

Speaker 29 Okay,

Speaker 31 I can't take someone you guys already took.

Speaker 13 That's how Mount Rushmore works.

Speaker 31 I'll take Sid.

Speaker 23 Bobbior.

Speaker 13 Now you have another man.

Speaker 10 Mario Lemieux. I already won.

Speaker 31 Yeah, his is nice. I'll take Ray Bork.

Speaker 80 I'll take Yager.

Speaker 60 Oh, good pick. Good pick.

Speaker 43 I got McDavid and Yager.

Speaker 33 I'll take Alexander Ovechkin.

Speaker 33 And then I will take...

Speaker 54 That's a good pick, PFT. That's a really good pick.

Speaker 33 Run out of hockey players.

Speaker 31 Can you get two more?

Speaker 33 No, I can. Yeah.
I was going to say Marty McSoli.

Speaker 33 Fuck it. I'm going to take Paul Bissinette.

Speaker 29 I'll take Brodor.

Speaker 59 Oh, I need to goal.

Speaker 108 Goalie.

Speaker 13 You got to have a potty wa, potty potato.

Speaker 69 There we go. That's a good one.

Speaker 72 What was his line when he's like, I can't hear you with all the rings in my ears?

Speaker 62 Who do you say that to?

Speaker 31 Roanick.

Speaker 31 Yeah.

Speaker 31 With all the rings in my hairs. These are going to get put up and voted on.

Speaker 10 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 31 Yeah. So I'll take Dominic Hashic.

Speaker 10 Okay. So I got Lemieux or Hashik.

Speaker 8 And I'll end my team.

Speaker 31 So I'll end my team with,

Speaker 117 holy shit.

Speaker 31 Where do I go? D or forward? You know who I want to take, Keith.

Speaker 23 Lidstrom.

Speaker 128 Yeah, but.

Speaker 56 Hmm.

Speaker 31 Mark Messier. Oh, that's good.

Speaker 66 That's a hell of a team. That's a one thousand.

Speaker 31 That's a hell of a team.

Speaker 31 I got toughness.

Speaker 31 I got gold. Can I take a guy I don't know that much about, but he was obviously I'll take Mr.
Hockey, Gordy Haw. Okay.

Speaker 66 Good one.

Speaker 124 good pick uh can i i want it on the graphic i want it ryan whitney before his ankles betrayed him thank you that's a that's a good pick that's a good pick 59 points someone's got a 59 point that's what i'm saying off the glass and sid grabbed out of the air you never used to rush more guy you never use the glass i'm gonna go chelyos good pick yeah did anyone take bobby hold no um no no way better hockey player than person

Speaker 31 bobby hull i'd never met him way better hockey player than Phil. He's not alive anymore.

Speaker 43 Yeah, I know, but he was a way better hockey player than person.

Speaker 100 Okay.

Speaker 75 I disagree.

Speaker 9 You disagree?

Speaker 83 I don't know him.

Speaker 81 Agree with me on this.

Speaker 31 I do not know the man.

Speaker 5 Just agree that he's a way better hockey player.

Speaker 32 He's an unbelievable hockey player.

Speaker 31 Oh, this is what you who do you guys do this?

Speaker 47 JJ. JJ Watt.

Speaker 79 He was just a better football player.

Speaker 13 You're like, dude, you're a better football player.

Speaker 96 Because they always say there's got to be better people, yeah.

Speaker 33 As good a football player is even better human being. No, that's not true.

Speaker 13 Yeah, he's not a 0.41% human being.

Speaker 33 I would say he's a top 1% human being, but he's not a top.

Speaker 31 Biz is a better person than hockey players. Absolutely.

Speaker 97 He's a better person than hockey player.

Speaker 46 He's still thanking people.

Speaker 31 He's down there just thanking.

Speaker 115 One of my favorite things, last night we were at dinner, and

Speaker 18 Biz was in the middle of a conversation with

Speaker 72 Sass and Arian, and they were talking, and Biz was just like chewing on his fingers, and Yance and I were just watching.

Speaker 76 He's like, he's not listening to anything like he's just riah slideshow going through his 40 break how about when we go biz how old's sass and he looked

Speaker 96 his tough as hairline

Speaker 97 28

Speaker 31 he's the fucking best wait because what is he a tree you can't count him

Speaker 33 do you guys want to do way too early stanley cup productions oh yeah

Speaker 31 i mean i think you know what you're getting from both of them yeah i mean how are you not supposed to pick florida we're going to run it back should we do one from the east one from the west?

Speaker 49 Each.

Speaker 31 Hold on. Hey, we got Biz.
Should I get him on? Yeah.

Speaker 32 Tell him to come up here real quick.

Speaker 31 What's up, bro?

Speaker 130 Yo, you guys want to go grab dinner?

Speaker 31 Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. You're on part of my take right now.

Speaker 31 You got anything to say?

Speaker 130 Love the boys.

Speaker 9 Hey,

Speaker 94 can I say your text message out loud, Biz?

Speaker 112 Ask him if he thinks he's a better person or a better player.

Speaker 130 PMP fans are listening. Put a future on the lease next year.
It's our year next year.

Speaker 9 He didn't even know we're talking about it.

Speaker 31 Hey, dude, you know how they say people like, oh, he's a better person than he was, football player? You know how, like, people say that, like, term? Yeah.

Speaker 31 Would you say you're a better person than you were, hockey player?

Speaker 130 Like, you mean as in like a person

Speaker 130 to treat people?

Speaker 96 Yeah, just a person.

Speaker 31 Yeah, fuck.

Speaker 130 I'd hope so.

Speaker 9 Fuck, I was brutal.

Speaker 79 All right, we're finishing up.

Speaker 91 Oh, he's the worst.

Speaker 13 I

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Speaker 31 Showing you all. Big deal.
He's showing you.

Speaker 31 Every time he does it, I'm like, fucking Big Cat's got this memorized.

Speaker 33 It is impressive. He's been doing it a little bit.

Speaker 100 Yeah, I mean.

Speaker 76 All right, let's do the predictions.

Speaker 31 Let's not pick on the Edmonton Oilers.

Speaker 55 I'll take the Oilers, too.

Speaker 31 You got to take one from the East. East and West.

Speaker 66 Oh,

Speaker 31 fuck. Who's good in the East? The East has nobody besides the Panthers.
Tampa. Because maybe McDavid will go there.

Speaker 31 I'll take

Speaker 75 Dallas, Florida.

Speaker 65 I'll take the Maple Leafs over the Oilers, and then Chicklets will cease to exist.

Speaker 106 All Canada finals.

Speaker 61 That would, you, I mean, that would be torture for me.

Speaker 31 I would actually, like, not even want that.

Speaker 43 Yeah, I would, it would be torture.

Speaker 33 I got

Speaker 33 Golden Knights

Speaker 33 and Panthers.

Speaker 76 Peace. Hey, by the way, do you guys have any NBA draft thoughts before we go?

Speaker 72 Because it's going on right now. Cooper flag.

Speaker 31 Yep. There you go.

Speaker 13 He said it in.

Speaker 127 What do they make?

Speaker 83 A lot.

Speaker 31 Legit. Second overall is getting what, four?

Speaker 90 Lottery picks make a lot.

Speaker 26 Second round doesn't have guaranteed con.

Speaker 100 Did they change it?

Speaker 105 Two rounds, right? Yes, two rounds.

Speaker 102 And they made it two days ago. What'd you think about it? So stupid.

Speaker 33 What'd you think about LeBron drafting Bronnie last year?

Speaker 31 You guys

Speaker 31 have to do my kids, yeah. 100%.

Speaker 43 My kid's going to probably podcast someday.

Speaker 49 Well, you wouldn't.

Speaker 33 I want a better life for my kids. Yeah.

Speaker 33 You're not touching a mic. Yeah.

Speaker 62 They're going to podcast.

Speaker 16 They're going to have to just do it.

Speaker 31 Imagine your kids trying to become podcasts and everyone's carving them. You're not as good as your old man.

Speaker 46 Yeah.

Speaker 13 You'll never be. Yeah.

Speaker 31 So it's sucked.

Speaker 33 I kind of like that.

Speaker 31 That's why I like, yeah, like walk home every day.

Speaker 72 Yeah, like, yeah, yeah. Now you know what I was going through.

Speaker 31 That's how I got so good. You don't know shit, kid.

Speaker 31 He's getting just crushed online.

Speaker 123 It is so funny just thinking like 15 years from now, like in the olden days where it's like, you know, you have kids and they work on the farm or they go to the factory and like with their old man, it's like, I just show them a mic and I'm like, here you go.

Speaker 119 This is what you do.

Speaker 31 I was talking to a guy guy recently, he was like teaching his kids basically like man stuff, right? Like, and I was like, Reggie, I don't know,

Speaker 64 nothing like change a tire, that's all.

Speaker 128 I don't know, yeah, like how

Speaker 46 sweet about the Oilers.

Speaker 10 Like, I don't,

Speaker 96 I'm letting you down here,

Speaker 13 right? All right, how do you want to say coffee meme?

Speaker 33 You want to sing Pink Pony Club, yeah, over and over again.

Speaker 61 There's actually a YouTube video of like a guy, he's got a shitload of subscribers who just like he just shows like dad stuff to kids, like how to tie a tie.

Speaker 36 He does like, two trials.

Speaker 31 My brother-in-law wants to do a man camp where you would be good at it.

Speaker 31 Like, he's the guy who can do anything.

Speaker 100 I'm talking cars,

Speaker 31 like, plumbing, anything. And he's like, I think you could get guys, like, to come and you have beers, and I teach you how to do everything.
And you can then, I'm like, fucking.

Speaker 84 Absolutely.

Speaker 118 I mean, you get those idiots who go to the

Speaker 35 fake Navy SEALs camps where they just get beat up and yelled at.

Speaker 8 Yeah, right.

Speaker 114 Tiger Woods.

Speaker 44 Like, they just get beat up and yelled at and called like pussies.

Speaker 69 And like, those guys pay a shitload of money for it.

Speaker 55 I would absolutely pay if I could show up and be like, here's how to use a fucking saw.

Speaker 31 Yeah, teach me. Yeah.
Teach me how to just maybe like put in the screen on the window.

Speaker 97 That's also.

Speaker 33 It's so emasculating to sign up and pay that money.

Speaker 111 I would do it. But

Speaker 111 his argument.

Speaker 31 His argument was how much money are you saving in the end?

Speaker 68 Yeah, okay.

Speaker 31 Okay not having a call of a task rabbit.

Speaker 64 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 31 You know, I get like a ping-pong table and I call a task rabbit. Can you put this together? Oh, dude,

Speaker 27 the saddest thing, I shouldn't even say this out loud, the task rabbit to build my firstborn's crib and I took a nap while the guy came and built it.

Speaker 126 Like, you check that thing for safety?

Speaker 46 He's like, yeah, I got you, bud.

Speaker 76 Like, Jesus Christ, you can't even provide for your kid.

Speaker 119 It was like 45 bucks, though.

Speaker 125 No, I can't work.

Speaker 31 TaskRabbit's amazing. Yeah.
They should come on Chickleton PMT now as advertising. Yes, they should.

Speaker 14 They should. Yeah, and

Speaker 16 we'll interview someone, a handyman from Task Rabbit.

Speaker 40 Yeah.

Speaker 33 what's the laziest thing you ever had to do?

Speaker 31 I got the guy, Aaron, he's like still wearing a mask. I'm like, dude, oh, you got a guy that you keep going back to?

Speaker 13 Yeah, that's awesome.

Speaker 33 So you're off app now. You got his number.

Speaker 104 You don't have a guy that went off app.

Speaker 99 That's good. That's good.

Speaker 14 Not like that.

Speaker 32 I need an Aaron.

Speaker 46 It's a handy.

Speaker 31 He's a straight-up handyman. Chunky.

Speaker 23 Chunky just shows up.

Speaker 31 Chunky does everything. That's awesome.

Speaker 127 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 31 He used to work for the Panthers. Yeah.
He works the visitor's room. Yeah.
He's the best. Does everything.

Speaker 15 Just call him up.

Speaker 23 If, like, what do you want?

Speaker 31 One-on-one concierge.

Speaker 20 What did you call him up for last?

Speaker 31 Probably change light bulbs.

Speaker 46 Are they like talking about him?

Speaker 31 No, honestly, he might call him to plug in his golf cart in the game.

Speaker 46 Oh, he does everything.

Speaker 23 Guys, all time.

Speaker 31 Best guy. He would do anything for anyone.
He's like an oldie, but like,

Speaker 106 knows how to put on.

Speaker 31 How about we're at the bonfire last night? Oldie's like, oh, I got this, boys. I'm a fireman.
We didn't have any fire.

Speaker 13 Put on a fire.

Speaker 103 He was a fireman.

Speaker 46 I guess he's a good fireman. Yeah, he said I put him on.
That's the exact opposite of his job.

Speaker 33 Yeah.

Speaker 36 All right, boys.

Speaker 86 We we love you uh have a good offseason chicklets one time's one time a week now what days yeah uh

Speaker 61 oh tuesday sorry to spring that on you tuesday i didn't mean to ask

Speaker 31 all because we've been like so back and forth switching up the days i think tuesdays all right you guys are the best all right thank you thank you guys love you

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Speaker 115 Okay, let's wrap up the show.

Speaker 4 We got Fire Fest of the week.

Speaker 20 Also, reminder to everyone, next week we are on vacation, but we will still have shows.

Speaker 78 We have Monday, we're going to do Dungeon and Dragons.

Speaker 99 Great episode.

Speaker 53 Wednesday, we have our dingers-only draft.

Speaker 20 We have Joey Chestnut, we have Zach Gallin and Meryl Kelly, and we'll also update anything we missed.

Speaker 28 So there'll be a new show Wednesday, no show Friday on 4th of July, and then we'll be back. So we have two shows next week.

Speaker 33 I forget, did we say for Dingers only that the guys that we drafted, the home runs, did they count in between the draft? They did not.

Speaker 28 No, we're starting it when it's live on Dingers Only, I think, will be July 2nd.

Speaker 41 All right.

Speaker 128 Hank, yeah.

Speaker 5 What's your fire fest of the week?

Speaker 48 My fire fest is my Friday fest.

Speaker 48 My fry fest. Fry fest of the week.

Speaker 33 Frider fest?

Speaker 30 Yeah.

Speaker 48 That was really the only bad thing that happened to me this week. Tough, tough take, didn't need to even speak up, said it for no reason.

Speaker 115 Yeah, you really, I watched it back, and it PFT and I were just kind of talking, and you just

Speaker 72 out of nowhere was like, yeah.

Speaker 33 It was anti-Florio. Yeah.

Speaker 14 Yeah.

Speaker 33 He was trying to figure out a way to get it Florio.

Speaker 48 That's true. It's a big deal why he dropped it on a Friday.
It was Tuesday.

Speaker 48 But, you know, it's July 4th week coming up. We just have been golfing for three days.

Speaker 119 There's not too much wrong going on in my life yeah it's great yeah that's great you didn't wear a hat this week

Speaker 48 no i didn't i didn't love the hats that we had for for the like it just didn't match my outfits i guess uh you're matching outfits guy now no i just i don't know i just i went colorways i went no hat yesterday i wore a hat today yeah but when no one told me that there was a sticker on my hat which I was upset about after.

Speaker 33 The hat that you didn't wear?

Speaker 48 No, I wore a hat today.

Speaker 33 Oh, today, yeah, but I mean, yesterday it was sunny. Today it was not.
You did not wear a hat in the sun.

Speaker 105 Wait.

Speaker 25 Trying to get blonde hair.

Speaker 33 You are? We were thinking about doing sun and. Oh, you should bleach it.

Speaker 48 Well, just natural, yeah. I don't know.

Speaker 23 Put lemon in it. Yeah.

Speaker 49 Blue lemon. Yeah.

Speaker 13 Hank,

Speaker 45 you wore, you had a sticker on your hat all day yesterday and no one said anything.

Speaker 30 Today.

Speaker 43 Today,

Speaker 125 you got lofted. I got lofted.

Speaker 46 You got lofted.

Speaker 75 You should sue.

Speaker 33 Hank Loftwood.

Speaker 1 Will you be suing for your lofted?

Speaker 24 Yeah, I would like to loft it.

Speaker 13 Okay, so that means you're a loser.

Speaker 73 Yeah, you just fell for that.

Speaker 93 That was dumb.

Speaker 32 Walked right into that one, eh?

Speaker 43 That is brutal, though.

Speaker 33 Actually, does that mean if we don't sue for being lofted, that means that we are entitled to money?

Speaker 23 Yeah,

Speaker 81 we are.

Speaker 56 Whose money?

Speaker 33 I'm just saying, like, if you do sue for being lofted, then that means that you should lose that lawsuit. So if you don't sue, then that means that you are entitled to money.

Speaker 48 But how do you get it without suing?

Speaker 33 Let's catch 22.

Speaker 43 By the way, that just made me think of an idea.

Speaker 28 We should do Mount Rushmore of like minor embarrassments.

Speaker 33 That's a good one.

Speaker 77 Yeah, we'll do that at some point this summer.

Speaker 55 Because, yeah, like that just sucks to walk around and just...

Speaker 16 I had a lot of people.

Speaker 75 Only when you're

Speaker 48 in a corporate or professional setting and someone's like, your flies down. Like, if it was one of you guys, we're like, well, don't burn the Mount Rushmore, dude.

Speaker 89 Yeah.

Speaker 66 Okay.

Speaker 46 That was a 1-1 pick. Okay.

Speaker 20 I had the thing coming out of my hat, but someone told me right away.

Speaker 25 Was it Max?

Speaker 21 I think it was Tom Lay, actually. Shout out to Tom Lay.

Speaker 33 Huge. I think also with you, Hank, when you wear a hat that has a sticker on it, if I saw that, I would think he's doing it on purpose.
Yeah, like that cool guy move.

Speaker 33 It's a cool guy move that I don't know about, so I better not say anything.

Speaker 48 I don't like it. Memes does it all the time.
Memes does it.

Speaker 48 I'm not going to roast it, but it makes no sense to me ever.

Speaker 28 It bothers the fuck out of me.

Speaker 23 Yeah.

Speaker 82 You leave your stickers on your hats.

Speaker 10 I do. Yeah.

Speaker 6 What's up with that?

Speaker 59 I don't know.

Speaker 102 I think I heard one time, like, it makes it inauthentic if you take them off.

Speaker 105 Are you

Speaker 13 selling your hats?

Speaker 91 No.

Speaker 46 No, I don't want it to lose value.

Speaker 33 I got this 1981 Jets hat.

Speaker 45 Wait, do you think, are you saying inauthentic, like the resell of the hat, or are you saying inauthentic?

Speaker 41 Like, someone walks up to you, sees you in a Jets hat, looks to see if there's a sticker, and there's no sticker, and they're like, yeah, you're not a Jets fan.

Speaker 89 You're inauthentic.

Speaker 98 Yeah, kind of both. I was looking at, I was getting rid of some hats, and I have some old PMT ones that just, I took the sticker off and just dust around them.

Speaker 86 Around the, where the sticker was.

Speaker 49 Where the sticker was.

Speaker 33 Hats do have.

Speaker 64 I can't get rid of hats or shoes.

Speaker 122 Dude, Scott.

Speaker 60 I actually, how many hats do you guys think you have?

Speaker 33 I probably have 60 hats.

Speaker 25 Oh, I got over 100.

Speaker 25 Probably over 150.

Speaker 17 I might be in like the 300 or 400s.

Speaker 106 It's insane.

Speaker 16 We should do a whole hat on.

Speaker 33 Well, just in my house. I know you have a bunch at the office.

Speaker 28 No, I'm saying just in my house, I might have that.

Speaker 33 I need a hat room.

Speaker 48 I have a closet that's just hats, and I have another closet that's hats that i wear

Speaker 20 and are they hung up i need to hang up my hats because that's my my other problem is i just i actually all my hats get ruined by other hats it's just the weight of the other hats push them down yeah i mean if if you are

Speaker 25 six where do you put them i didn't even wear one where you want to put it my backpack they get crumpled up in there a little bit can i tell you you can combine them no can i tell you the trick where's my backpack you got to do that one i uh i attach it to the strap yeah because if you put it in the bag, it's ruined.

Speaker 33 But if you have two on there, it looks weird.

Speaker 89 That was the hat talk.

Speaker 81 Do you think this is an episode?

Speaker 28 If we look back, it's like we talked about the most inconsequential things.

Speaker 46 Yeah, I'd say so.

Speaker 115 But I mean, that's what this Friday is for.

Speaker 33 This is actually, it is the traditional Friday before the 4th of July week news dump. Correct.
Hank was just early on it. Right.

Speaker 33 But he's right that when the NFL has bad news to release, it is that day. It's always like somebody getting busted for some sort of drug,

Speaker 33 some team owner siphoning money from everybody else.

Speaker 94 It's the lowest news cycle week of the year, probably.

Speaker 81 Yeah.

Speaker 53 It's like this week, end of this week and next week are the lowest news cycle.

Speaker 13 News draft?

Speaker 91 What?

Speaker 87 You just did the NBA draft.

Speaker 28 Yeah, but that was inconsequential.

Speaker 46 The NBA draft is

Speaker 38 a thing.

Speaker 88 The lottery's more consequential than the NBA draft.

Speaker 17 The draft over.

Speaker 110 We don't know who's going to be good.

Speaker 33 The draft has been the Sixers' biggest day of the last decade.

Speaker 40 Yeah, and look where it got them. Yeah.

Speaker 100 Process.

Speaker 100 What?

Speaker 87 You are a Wizards fan.

Speaker 46 No, so we crushed our NBA draft recap.

Speaker 33 Max, I'm sorry. I know, but I'm just saying that.

Speaker 87 This isn't like enough.

Speaker 74 The whole process.

Speaker 125 There is something this week.

Speaker 87 I guarantee there's weeks that are less than the NBA draft.

Speaker 33 Also, number one, Max, I'm not a Wizards fan. I'm Wizards curious.

Speaker 33 I'm experimenting with the Wizards. I experimented back in college.
Now, as I get older, I'm like, maybe I should go back and check them out again.

Speaker 33 But for the Sixers, that is like the big thing that you guys built around correct your whole process i like the nba was focused on the nba draft so you should be excited about it yeah i like i like the nba draft yeah also my dinner order last night was a disaster

Speaker 79 yeah we should talk about that

Speaker 8 like a six ray

Speaker 48 yeah i mean it it boils down to this uh

Speaker 48 we you know we had a we had a good table it was it was a lot of good banter i wasn't I didn't look at the menu and then the guy came around and was like, what do you want?

Speaker 48 And I was just like, ah, pizza.

Speaker 48 And And yeah, everyone else, everyone else got full meals, and he just came out and just with a big cheese pizza.

Speaker 96 Hey, Corder,

Speaker 43 a large cheese pizza sitting in front of him the entire night.

Speaker 48 And then I got wicked, bad heartburn. Like, I haven't had heartburn, like, whatever you guys talk about, I can't relate.
And today, I was like, oh, fuck.

Speaker 87 I also don't think I've ever heard you say wicked once, and it's like the first time we've ever recorded it. This wasn't in Massachusetts.

Speaker 104 Yeah,

Speaker 18 that was so funny, though, because, like, yeah, it was, I got like a chicken parm.

Speaker 35 I think Biz got a steak or some fish, and you just had a large cheese pizza sitting right in front of you.

Speaker 113 Yeah, it was tough.

Speaker 122 It looked like it was her birthday party.

Speaker 48 It was tough sitting next to like your Chuck E.

Speaker 14 Cheese.

Speaker 48 Sitting next to Yandle or just chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp every two seconds. I was like, Yeah, no, this is, it's tough to come back from this.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 35 Oh, dude, Yance was in my head. He said that he's never been out ordered.

Speaker 78 So then I tried to tell the waiter to tell, I was like, get whatever he gets.

Speaker 81 And then he, his order was like 10 minutes long.

Speaker 93 And I was like, you you don't want to eat like half of it.

Speaker 108 Yeah. Did you eat it?

Speaker 48 That was for sure.

Speaker 33 You guys see Biz's chicken wings last night?

Speaker 28 Yeah, he doesn't eat, he eats them with a fork and knife.

Speaker 33 Paul Bissinet eats chicken wings with a fork and a knife.

Speaker 33 I've never, never been so disappointed, man. But then I looked at the chicken wings.
They might have been a little undercooked. Oh, okay.

Speaker 33 But still, he went for his go-to move: his fork, knife, chicken wing. That's crazy.

Speaker 23 Yeah. That's crazy.

Speaker 71 All right, PFD, your firefest?

Speaker 33 My firefest is that my back is fucked up. Bad back.

Speaker 48 Bad back this week. That's on me.

Speaker 33 It might have something to do with

Speaker 33 my swing coach

Speaker 33 not giving me a warm-up regimen.

Speaker 40 Wait, is it your fault?

Speaker 48 It's partially, we went over a lot of

Speaker 48 practice technique and we didn't create a physical stretching and training program, which is going to be implemented

Speaker 25 when we're back.

Speaker 42 There was a moment where someone asked.

Speaker 54 PFT, I was standing next to him.

Speaker 22 They're like, how'd you screw up your back?

Speaker 41 Was it golf or something else? And PFT's like, no, I just woke up with this.

Speaker 26 I was like, PFT, you have been golfing like 700 shots a day.

Speaker 36 He's like, Oh, yeah, that's probably golf.

Speaker 79 Yeah, it's golf-related.

Speaker 33 I brought that to Hank's attention, and we operate as a team. Hank's an accountability guy.
He goes, That's probably not far from the truth that I might have screwed that up by not giving you warm-up.

Speaker 33 But it's uh, yeah, the herniated disc, and it's been tough to walk around. I think I have to cancel the vacation for next week because I don't think I'm going to be able to walk around Yellowstone.

Speaker 33 Uh, but that just means wait, seriously, that sucks, yeah, because I I can't sit down. And if I'm hiking, that's going to be bad.
But spin zone, I get to just chill in Chicago and not do shit. Oh.

Speaker 33 And just take a lazy vacation. Are you going to golf?

Speaker 46 I was about to say, like.

Speaker 13 I'm going to give myself a couple days off.

Speaker 97 You're going to golf and get hurt again.

Speaker 33 I'm going to take a couple of days off golf. But I did.
There's something magical about doing like those stretches. And then you stand up and you immediately feel better.
Yeah.

Speaker 33 You're like, oh, that's all I have to do? You're fixed.

Speaker 33 But then once your back gets better, then you forget to do the stretches because you feel good then your back gets hurt again there's it's also uh whenever you get injured and you wake up in the morning you're like I feel incredible yeah and then 15 minutes goes by you're like oh nope the injury's still there yeah yeah but we got here and the the people at the club were they were awesome here shout out to great horse great horse was fantastic

Speaker 33 phenomenal phenomenal facility people were great i got here and it was like at its worst i could barely move my legs and uh all the people were like are you okay are you okay?

Speaker 33 And I was just trying to like tough it out and be fine. And then, throughout the course of the week, everyone's coming up to me that works here, being like, Hey, are you feeling okay?

Speaker 51 Are you feeling better?

Speaker 33 They're like babying me as I'm walking. I'm like, Yes, I'm good, I can walk, I can get around, but yeah, nothing will screw up your back or your weak like a bad back.

Speaker 33 So, yeah, no, absolutely nothing. So, it does suck to not go to Yellowstone.

Speaker 91 The good news is, Yellowstone's still going to be there, so I'll go back at some other point, but I'm very much looking forward to having a vacation where I just just sleep in yeah and that's my vacation yeah that's gonna rock the staycation yeah um okay my fire fest is a combined fire fest because um it's combined with max he can chime in uh on tuesday night when we finished the show i got up to go back to uh our cabin and then all of a sudden i feel a kick on my shin a light kick on my shin and it's hank and i look down i'm like what and he just nods over memes and max uh road games are awful for these guys.

Speaker 18 So I just want to say this for all the AWLs, I know people are like, where's the show?

Speaker 52 Where's the show?

Speaker 26 It came out, I think, like five in the morning, six in the morning.

Speaker 61 Road games, they basically have to work like twice as hard, and it sucks for them.

Speaker 20 I don't think they've even slept, but there was a maybe hour and a half that we thought we had lost the entire recording of the show.

Speaker 28 I was thrilled, including Hank's Friday moment.

Speaker 28 And it was, it sucked. We were just sitting here like, well, what are we? I actually was going to say, maybe we just don't even re-record it because

Speaker 63 it would have been impossible to do.

Speaker 25 Yeah, I can't. You can't.
I'm a one-take guy. Right.

Speaker 96 You can't produce gold like that.

Speaker 121 But, Max, how can you tell me?

Speaker 90 Because we didn't talk after.

Speaker 88 On a scale of one to 10, 10, it's gone.

Speaker 26 It's never coming back to one.

Speaker 69 We're okay.

Speaker 64 Where did it get to the worst?

Speaker 87 The worst for me it got was it didn't work on memes' computer and I was like some oh sometimes cards are weird for certain computers.

Speaker 87 And then we tried it on my computer, and it didn't work, and then I got really nervous.

Speaker 93 What was that at? What was that?

Speaker 87 That was at like a,

Speaker 87 well, I never got too high because whenever something like this happens, it's just call Quiggs.

Speaker 33 Call Quigs.

Speaker 87 And I called Quiggs, and the first thing he asked was, can you see the size of the file?

Speaker 87 And I was like, yes, it's like the file size makes complete sense. He was like, that's a great sign.

Speaker 87 If the file size was too small, then it would have been gone forever. But as soon as he said that, I felt pretty good.
Memes was freaking out throughout the entirety of it.

Speaker 5 Was it your fault, memes, when or were you going to get it?

Speaker 28 No, I know it's nobody's fault, but who's going to get the blame

Speaker 89 if it had been gone?

Speaker 90 It was tense. We were just sitting here like, and there's nothing I can do.

Speaker 72 I don't know shit about any of this.

Speaker 89 I felt bad for you guys.

Speaker 87 I guess me. No, it would have.

Speaker 87 It was just the

Speaker 87 we were working with faulty equipment that day, which it's

Speaker 87 on days like, so

Speaker 87 to put it into perspective, we bring this road kit, which is completely different than what we have in our studio. It's like very small so that we can travel and like keep everything together.

Speaker 87 So we woke up at like 5.30 that morning, took a flight, filmed a round of golf, ate dinner, and then immediately it's like, all right, you have to go.

Speaker 87 You have very little time to really test or do anything. So we went and

Speaker 87 we even tested, like, we tested the card for like five minutes and everything was fine. And then we recorded and for some reason, when we recorded the actual show, something got fucked up.

Speaker 87 I think I slept for an hour

Speaker 87 that night. And memes, I think, slept for, what,

Speaker 23 two?

Speaker 23 Three? I got three hours.

Speaker 90 Three hours. That's crazy.

Speaker 87 And then we've just been up since 6 a.m.

Speaker 79 I saw you guys at the golf course at like 7 o'clock.

Speaker 57 I was like, holy shit, you guys didn't sleep.

Speaker 27 Yeah, so we're basically memes and i are just basically running on zero sleep right now boys so yeah i wanted to more defend you guys because i know obviously people we have the best fans ever but they they're like where's the show where's the show whenever we're on the road just know it might come out a little later because they also deal with wi-fi and getting the shows up we were the we also we're always working with hotel wi-fi that is like a quarter of the of the speed that it is like in our normal studio yeah when when max when there's a delay putting the show out when we're out of the studio, that's because Max is doing it intentionally to mess with the listeners.

Speaker 33 But we're on the road, he's actually getting it out as soon as he possibly can. That's correct.
What was the conversation like between you guys to try to figure out

Speaker 33 how you would break the news in terms of whose fault it would be if it was lost?

Speaker 46 Pete's fault then.

Speaker 10 Pete, yeah.

Speaker 87 Yeah. Normally, when it's something was fucked up with the

Speaker 87 I don't even know what happened. Like, we still don't know what happened.
I talked to Pete. He has no idea what happened.

Speaker 124 Well, it was also two projects.

Speaker 22 Yeah, it was very funny because Hank's spidey sense as a former producer, still producer, but former producer as well.

Speaker 28 Uh, he saw it before I saw it.

Speaker 18 Like, he saw them just talking, and he's like, There's a problem, he knows what the hush tones mean.

Speaker 48 Yeah, I mean, that's happened to me many times,

Speaker 49 and it's the worst, yeah.

Speaker 20 So, shout out to guys, shout out to the boys behind the cameras.

Speaker 102 Uh, shout out, Zach, Zach, Firefest, big shout out to Maxim Eames.

Speaker 102 Uh, I do, I do have a show one for you guys. Are you guys familiar with the Liver King? Yeah, you know.
Big steroids, fake abs, the whole thing. Eat raw liver, eat the raw steak.

Speaker 46 We're in the documentary.

Speaker 25 Recurring guests? Yeah, he came up with a dog. It's a document.

Speaker 13 It's huge.

Speaker 102 Did you guys see that he was arrested for being a terrorist? And, well, not being a terrorist.

Speaker 109 Terroristic threats.

Speaker 10 Telling Joe Rogan that we're going to drive to the house.

Speaker 102 Maybe two to the chest, one to the head, maybe a fist fight, altercation situation. Yes.

Speaker 99 Kind of soft. My firefest goes to him.

Speaker 102 Bail, $20,000. Also, he can't be within 200 yards of the Rogan family.
Also, cannot own any firearms. So full mental breakdown.
Wait.

Speaker 33 wait don't eat raw meat is your fire fest are you like a big liver king I'm not a big liver king guy I would just like to say don't eat raw meat because of that's what can happen you might even have a psychotic break you might try to eat more carbs and less protein yeah yeah you could that's actually a good point this is it's kind of sad that like you know we live in the era of the true philosopher king with Joe Rogan and Liver King, two of our brightest minds and biggest health advocates.

Speaker 33 And to see one of them go off the deep end like that,

Speaker 33 I don't take any pleasure in it, but I would like to see the fight happen.

Speaker 23 Yeah. Right?

Speaker 69 I think Joe Rogan would fuck him up.

Speaker 102 I think he takes me quick, yeah. You think so?

Speaker 33 Yeah, he's a black kid.

Speaker 71 Black Pelt Jiu-Jitsu.

Speaker 33 Well, the only thing I Liver King smells so bad that Joe Rogan might get choked out by his odor.

Speaker 51 True.

Speaker 20 I gotta say, I did not see the downfall of Liver King happening.

Speaker 27 I thought that guy was really headed all together.

Speaker 33 That's what I'm saying. Yeah.

Speaker 72 I really thought he was just going to keep

Speaker 49 Liver King.

Speaker 72 In no way, when we interviewed him, was I like, oh, yeah.

Speaker 33 We are going to find out it was some like weird deer parasite that only exists in like elk that are found in southern Texas. This guy,

Speaker 5 Zach is right.

Speaker 28 If you want to stay healthy, you got to eat carbs and anything that's been like highly manufactured.

Speaker 102 High fruit toasted corn syrup, red 40. Yeah, keep your mind right.
Yeah.

Speaker 13 I had dinner with him.

Speaker 33 You had dinner with him?

Speaker 87 I went to his

Speaker 68 farm and had dinner,

Speaker 87 like the gross, like the gross dinners that he has.

Speaker 81 Wait, you had to eat raw meat?

Speaker 87 It wasn't raw meat. It wasn't raw raw meat.

Speaker 87 It was just very much paleo to the nth degree of like, it tasted like, I feel bad because he has like a private chef that like made the meal, but it tasted terrible.

Speaker 87 It was when I was working for Caleb for Sunday conversation for Sunday Conversation.

Speaker 87 We interviewed him and then we ate dinner with him, and it was like one of the most bizarre things ever.

Speaker 33 Being Liver King's chef, that doesn't involve a lot of work, does it? No, you're a butcher.

Speaker 87 He tried so hard to get us to eat

Speaker 87 the testicles, and

Speaker 87 no one ate them.

Speaker 76 Good thing you didn't.

Speaker 121 You would have been maybe trying to be a terrorist towards Joe Rogan.

Speaker 33 Yeah. So it could be a deer parasite, but based on one of the videos that he put out the other day, I'm going to go out on a limb and say maybe some methamphetamines might be.

Speaker 2 Yeah, his eyes were

Speaker 78 wonky.

Speaker 33 Anytime you got more than two wounds on your face, I automatically think you're doing biker crank.

Speaker 54 Yeah, you got some weird shit going on.

Speaker 72 All right, so yeah.

Speaker 35 Eat more carbs.

Speaker 102 Eat more carbs. Stay healthy.

Speaker 65 Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 43 Good show, boys.

Speaker 28 Let's finish with lottery ball back in the studio.

Speaker 45 Okay, we're back in the studio for lottery balls.

Speaker 11 Sending you off on Friday.

Speaker 28 Reminder, we have Dungeon and Dragons on Monday, and then we have Dingers Only, Zach Gallen, and Meryl Kelly, and Joey Chestnut on Wednesday.

Speaker 53 Numbers.

Speaker 66 Three.

Speaker 101 And so that's the schedule next week.

Speaker 28 We don't have a show on Friday.

Speaker 17 99.

Speaker 87 Memes was late for that because he was showing showing me a face swap that he did of me.

Speaker 79 He was like, looking.

Speaker 33 I'm going to go six. Oh, wait.

Speaker 100 Is that.

Speaker 33 Yeah, I had to put Florio's face on Wind Horse.

Speaker 87 That makes sense. I didn't look at it too.

Speaker 33 It does kind of look like you.

Speaker 13 Yeah.

Speaker 8 I just assumed that all of those are me.

Speaker 75 Yeah.

Speaker 43 All right. What do you guys got in there?

Speaker 10 AO11.

Speaker 107 Okay.

Speaker 13 I picked that before.

Speaker 13 Okay. I thought this was you.

Speaker 75 Well, I didn't.

Speaker 87 I said it briefly.

Speaker 47 It doesn't look like you at all.

Speaker 87 I looked at it briefly.

Speaker 75 Whatever.

Speaker 101 That's on me. Zach?

Speaker 102 I'll go 19.

Speaker 43 Okay.

Speaker 34 Max?

Speaker 87 I forgot. I think I said 6.

Speaker 133 Did someone say 6? I said 6. Yeah, I said 6.

Speaker 133 Someone says 99? Yeah, I said 99. Did someone say 3?

Speaker 31 Yes, someone said 3. How about 24?

Speaker 15 Okay.

Speaker 116 44!

Speaker 31 I've been meaning to

Speaker 31 take 44.

Speaker 27 That was gonna be my next pick, too.

Speaker 33 Zach, did you pick 44 last time?

Speaker 74 No, 44 hit.

Speaker 96 44 changes. Yeah.

Speaker 84 That's it. Love you guys.

Speaker 84 Say it one more time.

Speaker 33 Love you guys.

Speaker 9 Love you too.