NFL Week 7, Fastest 2 Minutes, Broncos Historic Comeback, Colts Domination, Commanders Down Bad + Shohei's Greatest Single Game Performance Ever And Who's Back Of The Week

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Speaker 12 On today's part of my take presented by DraftKings, week seven in the NFL.

Speaker 15 We're going to recap every game.

Speaker 19 We had a wild, wild finish out in Denver.

Speaker 21 We had

Speaker 24 not great games to start the slate, but the afternoon was incredible.

Speaker 26 Some high-scoring games.

Speaker 28 We're going to talk Sunday night football. We got who's back of the week.

Speaker 31 We have some playoff baseball talk.

Speaker 34 A couple more coaches got fired, which we'll get to in the college ranks.

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Speaker 12 Welcome to part of my take, presented by DraftKings.

Speaker 55 The crown is yours.

Speaker 56 Today is

Speaker 57 Monday, October 20th, week seven.

Speaker 57 What?

Speaker 57 What?

Speaker 57 What?

Speaker 61 What are you going to be for Halloween, Tege?

Speaker 63 I'm going to go as a person with a gun in his mouth.

Speaker 61 Oh, no.

Speaker 63 Football is stupid and nobody should watch it.

Speaker 64 We get dark early.

Speaker 66 All right, we start in London where the Jaguars took on the Rams as Trevor Lawrence tried his best to spread the idea of football overseas, not the actual play play on the pitch.

Speaker 67 Matthew Staff Rob Ford, who didn't eat the pussy, he has more than enough at home, Tege, gave the cats a licking, easily finding the cracks in the secondary.

Speaker 67 Devontae John Adams gained American independence from the Jaguars defense, scoring three times.

Speaker 68 And Sean McClubshecher hit it from all positions as the Rams routed the Jaguars.

Speaker 66 Rams 35, Jaguars, seven.

Speaker 72 We go over to sunny Cleveland, Ohio, where the Polynesian quarterbacks Tago Viola and Gabriel were a couple island boys, leaving Miami fans asking to Hawaii through all those interceptions.

Speaker 63 Quinshawn Connery Junkins was pounding the rock, looking at McDaniel saying, losers complain about trying their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

Speaker 63 The Dolphins tried to fight back, but Mike McDaniel pulled his biking pants up high, and the cycle continues for Miami as D. Eskridge wasn't very armstrong, losing one of his balls.

Speaker 63 The Cleveland defense feasted as Tyson Campbell was chicken soup for the Brown Soul, getting a pick six as Andrew Berry proclaimed, I would draft 500 Miles Garretts, and I would draft 500 more just to be the man who got McDaniels fired to make people forget Flacco.

Speaker 72 da. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.

Speaker 63 I'm going as Budwire for Halloween. Cleveland steamer to Dolphins.
31 to 6.

Speaker 65 To Kansas City where Zach was on the scene.

Speaker 73 In Kansas City, Patrick Starr Mahomes firmly grasps it and throws it to Rajee Rice Krispy Treat, who snap crackles and pops his way right into the end zone to kick things off.

Speaker 73 Patrick trick or treat Mahomes jump scares the Raiders defense with a spooky shot. Short right to Hollywood Walk of Fame Brown as he stares straight into the end zone.

Speaker 73 Later, Patrick Mahoho Holmes, Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night. Shoots a pass, gift wrapped in Rashi Rice paper down Oakland's chimney for another six points.

Speaker 73 Neil Patrick Harris Mahomes told quite the story today, but it wasn't about anyone meeting your mother.

Speaker 24 It was all about kicking Raider ass.

Speaker 60 She's 31, Oakland Zero.

Speaker 65 Thanks, Zach. Up to Minnesota for Max.

Speaker 76 We head over to Minnesota where Carson Wednesday Batams had Vikings fans saying, he's creepy and he's kooky Mysterious and loopy He's all together poopy Wednesday Batams should be QB3 doo doo doo doo doo Vic Fangio was screaming you're beautiful to Jalix James Blunt when he secured the early pick six to extend the Eagles lead On the other side of the ball the Eagles had a very obvious game plan Devontae Mac Smith no matter what as he exploded for a career day with 183 yards and a tud plus while AJ Aldeen was on the verge of burning the team down, he finally broke out for two touchdowns and over 100 yards, including a late dagger to win the game.

Speaker 64 Eagles 28, Broncos 22.

Speaker 81 Thanks, Max.

Speaker 82 In Chicago, where there were concerns, Ben Mince Johnson was going to be lazy this week in preparation for New Orleans.

Speaker 64 Concerned too much about the widespread of four and a half points, but Jake Moody saved the day and looked past any of his old misses, going four for four.

Speaker 65 Spencer Prattler stumbled back down the hills he's been trying to climb as a pro, throwing three interceptions, hitting Nishan.

Speaker 64 Right stuff, baby.

Speaker 65 Kevin stopped a Bayard and

Speaker 84 Kenny Tremaine Edmonds.

Speaker 59 Sorry, that last one sucked, Dick.

Speaker 65 Some are saying the Bears may be back as they go marching on the Saints. Bears 26.
Saints 14. And then we go down to Nashville where Hank was there.

Speaker 64 In Nash Vegas, the Titans started off hot when Chimre DK Mutombo said no, no, no, no, to Marcus Jones as he zoomed past him into the end zone to give the Titans an early lead.

Speaker 77 In the second quarter, Drake May VP connected with Austin.

Speaker 87 Did you put a tongue in or Hooper?

Speaker 77 For seven.

Speaker 86 And then Kay Sean White Booty hit a Steady Double McQuist 39-yarder to give the pass the lead headed into the locker room.

Speaker 87 In the second half, Ramondre Agassiz Stevens sits at.

Speaker 59 Ugh,

Speaker 87 to rushing into the end zone for six. And then Cam Mickey Ward looked like he got hit in his head body head body after fumbling the ball to give the defensive TD to the Pats.

Speaker 87 Patrick will marching 31-13.

Speaker 90 Sticking in the AFC East memes and the Panthers Jets.

Speaker 91 In New Jersey, the Panthers defense was waking up hard because Miso JC Horne,

Speaker 80 who was

Speaker 91 the lead member of the two-pick crew and holding the Jets offense to no touchdowns on the day. day.

Speaker 91 Xavier Musketeers Legette put on a strong performance in Big East Rutherford with a touchdown set up by Chuba Duba Doo on a screen.

Speaker 91 It truly was a pick'em on the field as Rico Datto got put back on the meds by the Jets defense that resulted in the numbers being down.

Speaker 91 As for the Jets offense, Brees Holland Oates said, you're making my dreams come true by taking Justin to a fields upstate and putting him out of his fucking misery and replace him with Tyrod Taylor Swift who just released a new song, Wood, which isn't about Travis Kelsey's enormous cock.

Speaker 11 It's actually about the Jets owner who fucks an entire fan base year after year. Jets lose.

Speaker 91 Panthers 13. Jets 6.

Speaker 64 Straight job, memes.

Speaker 63 We go down to Big D, where George Pickens Pot Pie was burning Marcus Lattice Moore over the top from the start, making Marshawn eat his ass crust first. I did Marshawn and Marcus there.

Speaker 63 The Jaden Daniels son was in the face of the Commanders with a murderous row of wide receivers, Robbie Josen, Jalen Lane, Lane, and Chris Moore, which is ironic because you got speedster Cavante Turpin behind a wheel, and you think, wow, instead of driving on the median, that guy should have chosen Moore Lane.

Speaker 63 The Cowboys kept their foot on the gas, finding A C D C Lamb, who's back to catching more T D's and the Dunda Cheap.

Speaker 62 More T D's and the Dunda Cheap.

Speaker 63 Bodak Yellow Prascott was making a commies defense look like Cardi B trying to run Cardio.

Speaker 63 Meanwhile, Terry McLaurin is going to have to sit on that white-ass Peloton all week if he wants to get back on the practice field.

Speaker 63 The Commanders are back to being the worst team in the NFC and nothing burgundy and gold can ever stay.

Speaker 63 Washington fans were so happy last year because finally one good thing happened to them and now they're back to being bad at football and the Chiefs are going to win the Super Bowl again.

Speaker 66 Max is laughing because the Eagles are still good.

Speaker 63 The Nats are in year one again of a year seven rebuild. Georgetown basketball sucks.
Ovi's retiring. Josh Harris was in the Epstein finals.
Oh no.

Speaker 63 Even though it was just because he didn't like Epstein and basically fired the CEO of the Carlisle group for being close with Epstein. But people won't do enough research.

Speaker 63 Oh, well, at least we still have the Washington Wizards.

Speaker 72 Dallas a lot.

Speaker 63 Commanders, a little.

Speaker 61 Standing on a corner, Jameis Winston in Hoboken.

Speaker 23 Such a fine sight to see.

Speaker 95 It's a Giants tonight, my lord.

Speaker 96 Going in for more.

Speaker 61 No way the Browns can score 33.

Speaker 79 Come on, Bo

Speaker 96 Nicks.

Speaker 61 Won't you please throw

Speaker 79 picks?

Speaker 61 There's no chance in hell that we choose.

Speaker 64 The Giants did, in fact, choke it.

Speaker 31 Broncos 33.

Speaker 68 Giants 32.

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Speaker 12 Okay, week seven in the books.

Speaker 48 We will update Sunday Night Football at the end.

Speaker 2 Falcons and Niners are in a clash right now.

Speaker 43 It started

Speaker 105 in Hank's favorite country, London.

Speaker 10 That is

Speaker 48 another London game.

Speaker 2 Rams 35, Jaguars seven.

Speaker 28 God damn it, am I so sick of these games?

Speaker 106 This was

Speaker 111 This was basically over almost instantly because it was the Rams and Sean McVay being an incredible head coach being like, hey, we don't have Puka Nakua, and we've got to figure out a way to win this game, and let's go with three tight ends on every single play and just throw it to all of our tight ends.

Speaker 12 They went three tight ends in 40% of their snaps.

Speaker 22 Just for reference, the Rams in the last three years, they ran three tight ends, 13 personnel, six total times in the last three years.

Speaker 7 They did it 24 times today.

Speaker 44 And they just mashed the tight ends in their face, and then they get to the red zone, and then Devontae Adams will score a touchdown.

Speaker 10 I think it was half them doing this because they had the puka thing, and then half doing this because McVay knows that Cohen knows everything that he knows from the Rams' offense.

Speaker 10 So, he was preparing for the Rams' offense that he used to be a part of, and then he just rolled something completely new out there.

Speaker 10 I saw somebody point out this is exactly what Belichick did to McVay in that Super Bowl, where they just

Speaker 10 suffocated the Rams and they couldn't get anything going. That's exactly what what McVay then, in turn, did today to Liam Cohen and the Jaguars.

Speaker 12 Do you know, by the way, Sean McVay, looking at the stats, you know, he's 5-7 against his assistants, but he's 5-2 against all assistants not named Matt LaFleur.

Speaker 104 Oh. He's 0-5 against Matt LaFleur.

Speaker 12 I did not realize.

Speaker 13 5-2 against assistants, not named Matt LaFleur.

Speaker 10 Yeah, it's pretty crazy. I also think that McVay might have just hacked the entire globe.
I think time zones might not exist anymore. Yeah.

Speaker 10 Because he just, he flew in, like, the Rams parachuted into England on Saturday.

Speaker 54 Saturday morning.

Speaker 10 And then they just like slept there one night and then they left. There's also a chance that McVay, well, we know that he's an AWL, that he listens to part of my take.

Speaker 10 Every time we say it's time to set the clocks forward an hour, McVay might actually do that. So he's just off anyway.
So he's just been on London time for like the last three weeks. Yeah.

Speaker 10 He's just been five hours ahead.

Speaker 112 By the way, I was wrong again.

Speaker 115 It is next weekend.

Speaker 69 So Stafford, five touchdowns.

Speaker 15 I feel like he could have even had a better day, but they kind of just went into we have won this game when they were up 21-0 at half.

Speaker 107 And the entire

Speaker 33 game after the Rams went up 21-0 was the Jaguars, every time you looked up at the TV, the Jaguars were failing a fourth down or

Speaker 19 driving the ball and getting zero points.

Speaker 12 They went six straight drives where they got past the 50-yard line and got zero points out of those six straight drives.

Speaker 2 They went to the 45, the Rams 45 punt, to the Rams 32 misfield goal, to the Rams 11 turnover on downs, to the Rams 30 turnover on downs, to the Rams 27 turnover on downs, to the Rams 48 punt.

Speaker 107 Six straight drives where they went past the half field and got zero points.

Speaker 31 It was abysmal to watch.

Speaker 10 Yeah, after they missed that field goal, I think Liam Cohen just made the choice. Like, we're just going to go for it every time.
And then it just never worked for them.

Speaker 10 Yeah, and it kept failing for different reasons each time. That's why it's so hard to place

Speaker 10 any one person with the blame for the Jaguars because Trevor Lawrence,

Speaker 10 he does just stupid stuff sometimes.

Speaker 44 So I threw this out to you earlier today.

Speaker 23 I think he's the most sackable quarterback we have.

Speaker 12 And I say that.

Speaker 2 So he got sacked seven times. I think he got sacked.

Speaker 28 I think he's been sacked 14 times the last two games.

Speaker 5 I say that not like, it's not like late Eli Manning where he would do self-sacks.

Speaker 62 Trevor Lawrence can run a little bit.

Speaker 14 Trevor Lawrence is athletic.

Speaker 44 Trevor Lawrence, I think, is 0 for 100 on spin moves that don't work.

Speaker 54 He like, he'll spin or try to sidestep sidestep, and a guy will get one arm on him, and he'll be sacked.

Speaker 10 I think I know what the reason is because he does that spin move a lot.

Speaker 114 And it never works.

Speaker 10 But with the quarterbacks that are able to do the spin move and it works,

Speaker 10 the pass rusher doesn't know that he's about to spin. Right.

Speaker 10 With Trevor Lawrence, he like looks too much at the Blitzer that's coming in where he's pretending to look out of like the side of his eye, but he turns his head a little bit and the guy's like, oh, this guy knows that I'm coming right now.

Speaker 10 A really good quarterback will just like kind of stare straight ahead and the Blitzer won't know that he's about to spin. Trevor doesn't do any of that.

Speaker 25 No, he doesn't.

Speaker 10 He never does that. But yeah, I mean, he forgets where he is on the field more than any other quarterback in the NFL.
He misses some throws.

Speaker 10 He makes a lot of throws, but it feels like the Jaguars are never in sync with each other. No.
They're never in sync.

Speaker 10 Like when Trevor makes a good pass, that's when Brian Thomas just like completely forgets how to catch a football.

Speaker 10 They've been over in London so much, they forget that they're allowed to use their hands, and he'll just like drop it off his fingertips or hear the footsteps or whatever.

Speaker 10 Just somebody new screws up each time, and it's very hard to put your finger on exactly what the problem is in Jackson.

Speaker 15 Liam Cohen summed it up perfectly exactly what you just said after the game.

Speaker 2 He said,

Speaker 2 everything we said we didn't want to do did occur.

Speaker 61 Yeah.

Speaker 10 That's right. Maybe stop saying, maybe stop living in your fears.

Speaker 124 Yeah, don't say what you don't want to do because then you'll start thinking about it and be like, oh, fuck, I'm going to do this.

Speaker 10 He did the actual, like,

Speaker 10 be a real shame if

Speaker 10 Cardi missed a 34-yard field goal today. Right.

Speaker 106 It would be a real shame if Brian Thomas Jr.

Speaker 21 missed another catch over the middle of the field.

Speaker 2 By the way, the stats on that, catchable targets over the middle of the field to Brian Thomas Jr.

Speaker 7 this year have a negative 17.1 completion percentage overexpected this season.

Speaker 42 I don't really understand how this stat works, but I know that when you have negative 17.1 completion percentage overexpected, that's bad.

Speaker 10 Yeah, my takeaway from this game is just Jaguars just get Travis Hunter the ball more.

Speaker 54 Did they unlock him?

Speaker 10 They unlocked Travis Hunter at the end of the game.

Speaker 44 He scored his first touchdown.

Speaker 10 Because he's locked in. He's locked in.
He didn't get baptized before this game. Yep.
When there was just one footprint in the sand, that's when I was burning Jesus on a double move.

Speaker 10 And it worked out.

Speaker 106 Now, did it happen maybe because it was garbage time?

Speaker 10 I still think he was the biggest bright spot of the day. Absolutely.
And he played pretty good on defense, too.

Speaker 42 We also have a classic who actually won the game

Speaker 23 debate that we can do.

Speaker 42 And I'm referring to Monday night football, Jaguars versus the Chiefs.

Speaker 13 So Monday Night Football, Jags get the biggest win, regular season win in maybe franchise history, but at least in the last 10 years or whatever you want to call it.

Speaker 19 Since that game, the Jaguars are 0-2 being outscored 55-19.

Speaker 42 The Chiefs are 2-0 outscoring their opponents 61-17.

Speaker 16 Who won that game?

Speaker 10 At what cost? The Chiefs won that game. Yeah, smart move.
Heady move by the Chiefs. Yeah.

Speaker 104 Great job throwing it off.

Speaker 56 To let Trevor Lawrence find a way into the end zone at the end of that game.

Speaker 10 Great job throwing that pick.

Speaker 10 Yeah, this game, it again should remind us that the Rams are now 12-3 in their last 15 against the spread. They're really good.
Pretty impressive win.

Speaker 10 Matt Stafford after the game, he was talking about throwing five touchdowns. His response was, do I get a sword or something?

Speaker 10 Like for throwing five touchdowns in England. Why don't they?

Speaker 10 I think we should send him a sword.

Speaker 33 He should have to get it out of a stone.

Speaker 44 Yeah.

Speaker 10 I actually think that we should send him a sword.

Speaker 129 We should send him a sword.

Speaker 130 Is that legal?

Speaker 114 Can you send a...

Speaker 10 To mail a sword?

Speaker 29 Let's mail him a sword.

Speaker 61 Let's mail it to Jerry,

Speaker 132 and Jerry O'Connell will give it to him because he's like buddy-buddy with them, goes on their podcast.

Speaker 10 Yeah, next time he's on with Kelly, he'll just walk in the door carrying a sword.

Speaker 32 I think he's a recurring, I think he's a co-host.

Speaker 29 Yeah, he's a member.

Speaker 108 Yeah.

Speaker 22 But yeah, the Rams are really good.

Speaker 55 The Jaguars, so I think both teams have a buy coming up.

Speaker 15 The Jaguars need it badly because they started hot and they have not looked good the last two weeks.

Speaker 134 The Rams are 100% in Super Bowl contender territory.

Speaker 104 Would you agree?

Speaker 61 I would agree. Yeah.

Speaker 2 They play next, so they have a buy, then they play the Saints at home, and then they have like a tough little stretch where they play the Niners, Seahawks, and Bucs.

Speaker 135 But I'm not, the Rams are for real, for real.

Speaker 19 They basically are in the, can we get everyone healthy for the playoffs?

Speaker 12 Can we be healthy when the playoffs come around?

Speaker 9 Because their defense is ferocious.

Speaker 123 Matthew Stafford is still just as good as ever.

Speaker 106 If Puka Naku is out there, he cannot be touched.

Speaker 31 And we found out they can just run three tight ends every single play if they want to.

Speaker 10 Yeah, it doesn't matter. They can practice for a full week on a baseball field.
That way playing on a soccer field feels easy to them. Yeah.
It doesn't matter. Nothing matters to these Rams.

Speaker 10 They're going to be, yes, Super Bowl contenders.

Speaker 15 Devontae Adams, too, yeah, like three touchdowns.

Speaker 39 He was awesome. He's still very good.

Speaker 98 Also, here's a weird stat.

Speaker 3 When Trevor Lawrence, so this season, when Trevor Lawrence throws for 250 passing yards or more, the Jaguars are 0-3.

Speaker 32 When he throws under 250 passing yards, they are 4-0.

Speaker 140 Mm-hmm.

Speaker 130 It makes sense to me.

Speaker 6 That's not probably not what you want your quarterback, but, you know, just a little more balance.

Speaker 10 I got a question for you about the Jaguars. And

Speaker 61 the

Speaker 10 number one overall draft pick, was that 2023?

Speaker 10 Do you remember his name? Is he the most free? I know his name, but do you know.

Speaker 31 Are you talking about the picture? No, you're not talking about Josh Allen.

Speaker 10 No.

Speaker 142 You're talking about.

Speaker 10 He's the most forgettable number one overall pick, I think, maybe in the history of the world. Georgia.
Yeah, Georgia.

Speaker 15 I know his name.

Speaker 10 Max, you know his name? Memes, you know his name, right? You're Georgia guy.

Speaker 24 What is Gerd? Yes.

Speaker 61 Trayvon Walker.

Speaker 10 I think he's got to be the most forgettable number one overall pick ever. And it was two years ago.
And it was two years ago.

Speaker 31 He isn't terrible.

Speaker 10 That's the thing. Like, I looked up his stats.

Speaker 131 It was 2022.

Speaker 35 He's not bad.

Speaker 10 But, yeah.

Speaker 10 But he's not like. He doesn't do those flashes of

Speaker 10 spectacular.

Speaker 22 It's also just weird now.

Speaker 143 We're in a day and age where it's just like, if you don't go QB one overall, you don't remember it.

Speaker 85 Yeah.

Speaker 46 It's like you can go back and

Speaker 9 was it, was it Eric Fisher?

Speaker 10 Yeah, Eric Fisher was one of those guys. And I didn't realize this, but his first name is actually Yuri.

Speaker 82 Was Jake Long first picked?

Speaker 10 Yeah, Chris Long's brother.

Speaker 58 Yeah.

Speaker 115 For the Dolphins? Yeah.

Speaker 136 We should just do that.

Speaker 28 Just remembering guys who got picked first overall.

Speaker 10 His name is Yuri Walker. Yuri Trayvon, I feel like that would be a much more memorable name if you went by Yuri.

Speaker 6 Yeah, that would definitely...

Speaker 10 It would absolutely stink. Just call him Yuri Walker.

Speaker 61 All right, I'm going to look up real quick so we can go down a little rabbit hole because

Speaker 134 this this is an interesting thing to think about.

Speaker 132 Like, when it's not a QB, can you always remember it?

Speaker 21 So, Cam Ward, Kale Williams, Bryce Young, Trayvon Walker, Trevor Lawrence, Joe Burrow, Kyler Murray, Baker Mayfield, Miles Garrett, we remember.

Speaker 20 Jadavian,

Speaker 32 Eric Fisher in 2013.

Speaker 56 Jake Long in 2008. Mario Williams.

Speaker 38 I feel like we remember that just because it was the Reggie Bush debate.

Speaker 61 And then you go all the way back, Courtney Brown in 2000.

Speaker 28 Yeah.

Speaker 19 You got to keep going.

Speaker 34 It's just always quarterbacks.

Speaker 111 You're right.

Speaker 10 Yeah, and I think that if you play in Jacksonville, that also adds an extra level to it where people don't talk about the Jaguars that much in the national media. Yeah.

Speaker 10 I feel bad for Jaguars fans that have to lose this game to London every single year, multiple games at times. But it's their home game.
It's their home game. I did look in the crowd.

Speaker 10 I saw a lot of just NFL Shield merchandise in the crowd today. I think they were industry plants.

Speaker 25 Am I making it up?

Speaker 123 But it does feel like the Jaguars are the only team that gets the 50, like the decal in the 50-yard line.

Speaker 44 I feel like a lot of times it's the NFL Shield.

Speaker 6 They had the Jaguars.

Speaker 10 Yeah, because that's theirs. Yeah, it's theirs.

Speaker 10 London is theirs. They could afford to ship the stencil overseas.

Speaker 12 Hank, because you love these games so much, what was your favorite part about this game?

Speaker 88 I watched the first half and then it was over and I stopped watching. Okay.
I liked, I don't know.

Speaker 21 That's going to hurt the ratings.

Speaker 18 They might not go back. Yeah.

Speaker 61 I want a Super Bowl in London. Oh.

Speaker 88 The early morning games. Oh.
Whatever.

Speaker 31 So we finally got you turned.

Speaker 88 A little bit. Wait,

Speaker 10 what time would they play the Super Bowl over there?

Speaker 88 It would air

Speaker 88 prime time

Speaker 88 Sunday. We can't do this again.

Speaker 145 We can't do this again.

Speaker 55 But you agree. It's just too much.

Speaker 15 It was a nice treat.

Speaker 33 Now it's just. They got to do it.

Speaker 88 They can't do it back to back to back to back to back. I know we talked about it.

Speaker 15 They're going to do it every single week soon.

Speaker 88 But they or just start doing London night football.

Speaker 131 Londay night football. You're right.

Speaker 10 This was

Speaker 10 the last England game of the year. Next up, we got Germany and then Spain.
And we're done. Spain's going to be a movie.

Speaker 55 It was,

Speaker 55 it is going to be a movie. It was.

Speaker 1 I took a shower at one point during this game, and I think I timed it perfectly for a turnover on Downs, and then I was like, all right, I'm going to go take a shower.

Speaker 32 And I came back out, and it was another turnover on Downs.

Speaker 52 Yeah. It was a lot of fun.

Speaker 75 It was like, well, that was perfect.

Speaker 10 It was a lot of that going on.

Speaker 44 I guess I will say something nice about the Jags.

Speaker 16 You made it so that we could kind of half-watch the second half.

Speaker 65 Like, I tuned in for the first half.

Speaker 23 I was like, all right, let's get going.

Speaker 48 Let's get some football going.

Speaker 42 And then it was so clear that the Jaguars sucked and the Rams were going to win that the second half I was able to keep a side eye on.

Speaker 10 Yeah, you didn't really have to focus that much on this game.

Speaker 10 It never felt like it was close. Yeah.

Speaker 147 What's up, Max? Can I say something to Trust Tree?

Speaker 45 Yeah, please, Trust Tree.

Speaker 26 You didn't watch a second of it.

Speaker 147 I didn't know this game existed until you guys started talking about it.

Speaker 148 Oh, really?

Speaker 79 You didn't.

Speaker 35 You thought they were on buys?

Speaker 61 You didn't see a highlighter?

Speaker 149 I thought they were were on buys.

Speaker 147 I didn't see a highs.

Speaker 78 You didn't see a highlighter?

Speaker 104 I saw nothing.

Speaker 10 The highlights were basically Devontae Adams made another touchdown catch.

Speaker 150 Yeah. It was a lot of that.

Speaker 147 The one thing I was just looking at the box score. I feel like

Speaker 147 the Jags had a decent amount of yards for only seven points and no turnovers.

Speaker 147 I don't get how they only had seven points.

Speaker 10 Well, they turned the ball over a bunch. On downs.
On downs, which is also a turnover.

Speaker 147 I guess.

Speaker 42 That's very funny that you somehow went the entire day.

Speaker 61 I had no idea this game happened.

Speaker 5 But that's also, and this is a good segue.

Speaker 12 That's also because Max, when the Eagles win, he spends the rest of the day like yucking it up with everyone.

Speaker 32 Like, he's like the mayor of this office.

Speaker 133 Yeah, he even admitted it.

Speaker 47 He was like, if the Eagles had lost that game, I'd just be playing Pokemon in the PMT studio right now.

Speaker 15 Instead, he was like

Speaker 106 slapping people on the back, just being like, this is so much fun.

Speaker 10 He does worst.

Speaker 61 He does.

Speaker 130 He just walks around.

Speaker 10 Max becomes the king of small talk in this office if the Eagles win.

Speaker 147 My mood is just on so much.

Speaker 95 It's okay.

Speaker 44 Don't apologize for it.

Speaker 5 So that's the next game.

Speaker 12 Eagles 28, Vikings 22.

Speaker 82 We should talk about the Eagles, obviously, because Jalen Hurts played great.

Speaker 42 But Carson Wentz, what a Carson Wentz performance in that first half, especially.

Speaker 33 He went back-to-back picks, and the only reason it was back-to-back interceptions, one of them being a pick six, was that

Speaker 68 the play in between the interceptions was actually a fumble because he threw it backwards eight yards.

Speaker 10 Yeah, incomplete pass.

Speaker 37 It was three plays.

Speaker 95 No, it wasn't.

Speaker 104 It wasn't an incomplete pass. It was a fumble.

Speaker 10 Yeah, yeah, but he threw it incomplete, like out of bounds, and it counted as a fumble.

Speaker 26 Yeah, it didn't count as a pass attempt because it was a fumble.

Speaker 31 So that was interception, minus eight yards, fumble, interception.

Speaker 10 Yeah, the first interception was very funny. He got folded in half by Jalen Carter and then just laid on the ground.

Speaker 10 I realized something watching this game, Max. And I can't control how I feel.
Feelings are never wrong. It's how we react to our feelings that can be wrong.

Speaker 10 I think I enjoy rooting against Carson Wentz more than I enjoy rooting against the Eagles. Because watching this game, I found my allegiance going against Carson Wentz.

Speaker 10 Like, I wasn't happy that the Eagles were winning, but I was like, I was hoping for worse and worse stuff to happen to Carson Wentz every time he dropped back to pass.

Speaker 10 I think I'll just, having him as your quarterback will leave a deep scar on you that you will never forget.

Speaker 10 It was very funny the way that you were treating him.

Speaker 66 Oh, yeah, there's multiple times where Max was just like saying Carson Wentz and then belly laughing.

Speaker 154 Yeah.

Speaker 104 Well, I'm

Speaker 77 Jalen Carter hit.

Speaker 61 Yeah, the hit.

Speaker 117 You made everyone in the gambling key.

Speaker 65 You're like, everyone, watch this.

Speaker 54 Yeah, it was funny.

Speaker 80 It was so hilarious.

Speaker 147 And then you saw his face right after, as he was getting hit. It was awesome.

Speaker 61 Yeah.

Speaker 61 I've got a little

Speaker 10 game that we can play here. It's called Schefter vs.
Schefter.

Speaker 10 You ready for this? Yes. New game.

Speaker 59 I saw this game.

Speaker 61 I love it.

Speaker 97 New game alert.

Speaker 10 This is what Schefter.

Speaker 10 This is what what Schefter tweeted out today. When Vikings quarterback J.J.
McCarthy suffered a week two high ankle sprain, doctors expected it to be a six-week injury. Nothing has changed.

Speaker 10 It still looks like a six-week injury, which means McCarthy would miss next week and possibly be able to return in week nine at Detroit.

Speaker 10 That's Schefter number one. Now entering the arena is Adam Schefter number two.

Speaker 10 This is back from

Speaker 10 the day after J.J. McCarthy actually sprained his ankle.

Speaker 10 ESPN sources, Vikings quarterback J.J. McCarthy is expected to be sidelined two to four weeks with a high ankle sprain.

Speaker 10 But wait, Adam, but just today you said when it happened, doctors expected to be a six-week injury and nothing has changed. It still looks like a six-week injury.

Speaker 10 What is going on?

Speaker 103 He got community noted.

Speaker 42 He got community noted

Speaker 10 with his own tweet.

Speaker 10 Now, why did the timeline change, Adam? Huh? Let's unpack that. I have a theory.
Yes. I mean, it's probably the same as as all of your guys' theories.

Speaker 10 I thought something was kind of weird in Minnesota when they kind of cycled through a bunch of backup quarterbacks over the summer.

Speaker 10 And my theory that I asked Florey about at the time, and he laughed at me like I was a fool, was that they just don't want J.J.

Speaker 10 McCarthy to feel like there's any pressure on him in case he has to, in case he doesn't start out the season playing well. Yes.

Speaker 10 And he got injured. It was a real injury, but I don't think it was a six to eight week injury when he sprained his ankle.
And then they put Carson Wentz in, who is the most stopgap quarterback ever.

Speaker 10 Yep. You know that you're going to have these types of games from Carson Wentz, and nobody out there is going to say Carson Wentz should be starting over J.J.
McCarthy. Correct.

Speaker 10 And now they're just really taking their time bringing J.J. back after playing.
He had one great quarter that he played against the Barrett. Yes, he did.
But besides that, he hasn't really looked.

Speaker 10 He hasn't really done anything to be excited about since he started.

Speaker 10 I think

Speaker 10 that plays into how O'Connell is handling the situation right now, where it's just like we need this guy to take more time.

Speaker 107 Here's the other theory.

Speaker 42 And we all do this when you maybe make a mistake and you don't really want to face that mistake.

Speaker 51 You're like, oh,

Speaker 123 I have to do something.

Speaker 12 I have to go, you know, go to the DMV.

Speaker 33 I fucked up or I have to go fight this ticket.

Speaker 12 I'm going to keep putting it off as long as I possibly can.

Speaker 10 Until they tow your car.

Speaker 94 Until they tell your car, because I don't want to admit that I made a mistake.

Speaker 2 Yep.

Speaker 106 they don't have to face the fact that they didn't re-sign Sam Darnold until J.J.

Speaker 44 McCarthy officially sucks and if he doesn't play you can never say he officially sucks well they had and I don't think he sucks we'll see he's young he's got to play like I'm not saying JJ McCarthy but I'm saying if he sucks they don't have to and they might know he sucks they might think he sucks through practice whatever but they don't actually have to face that fact if he's not playing I mean everything we know about J.J.

Speaker 10 McCarthy would be this guy would like step over a dead body to get back out onto the field correct and And this seems like a long injury for him.

Speaker 10 Not only Sam Darnold, they had Daniel Jones too in the building. Yeah.
Now, I don't know if they would have ever dreamed of paying him as much as the Colts did, but it was still an option.

Speaker 10 They had Darnold, they had Daniel Jones, they had some other backups that came in and out.

Speaker 10 It just seems kind of strange.

Speaker 2 And listen, as bad as the Carson Wentz first half was,

Speaker 139 it was the Vikings' defense that was not good today because they have a good defense.

Speaker 128 They have, I think, going into the game, they had the second best passing defense in terms of passing yards allowed.

Speaker 84 And Jalen Hurts had maybe his best game in a long time at least.

Speaker 13 What would you say, Max?

Speaker 37 Jalen Hurts was phenomenal today.

Speaker 103 He had a

Speaker 79 perfect passer rating.

Speaker 7 That's the third time ever in Eagles' history.

Speaker 16 The other two, McNabb and Foles.

Speaker 69 He was five for five, 216 yards, three touchdowns on passes over 20 yards.

Speaker 30 He was dropping absolute dimes.

Speaker 54 He also

Speaker 14 didn't have any rush yards.

Speaker 147 He actually had negative 10 rush yards.

Speaker 59 Negative 10?

Speaker 45 He looked like it.

Speaker 147 I think it was from the last couple plays when they were trying to kill time.

Speaker 10 He never even thought about running the football today. He just had a lot of time.

Speaker 10 Where it was open, he could have gotten like six, seven yards without breaking a sweat. And he was just like, no, I'm not going to do that today.

Speaker 147 No, yeah. I think this was his best regular season game of his career when we really, really needed in.

Speaker 10 He was really good. The deep balls were awesome.

Speaker 147 For some reason, Jalen Hurts always plays his best football when everyone says that he sucks.

Speaker 10 Yeah. The entire.

Speaker 124 So wait, so you should.

Speaker 13 When we say he sucks, you shouldn't get mad.

Speaker 147 Yeah.

Speaker 147 Yeah.

Speaker 97 We're doing you a favor.

Speaker 147 Yeah, I think even I said that he sucks.

Speaker 147 I think I did add a bat.

Speaker 61 I definitely said he sucks. I think I did add a right now.

Speaker 147 I think I did add a right now. Yeah.

Speaker 61 But I

Speaker 147 said that I shouldn't be held accountable for anything that I said that episode because it was right after the Phillies lost.

Speaker 111 That's true.

Speaker 42 He was 19 for 23, 326 yards, three touchdowns, no interceptions, was hitting Devontae Smith, was hitting A.J.

Speaker 103 Brown.

Speaker 42 Everything looked like it worked except for the run game, which still looks like it's a game.

Speaker 18 This game was a problem.

Speaker 147 Cam Jukins being out could be a big issue going forward. Hopefully he can get back soon.

Speaker 6 But overall, very good game for the Eagles.

Speaker 122 Are you happy?

Speaker 21 Because this was your must-win or your burning-it-all-down game?

Speaker 147 Yeah, no.

Speaker 147 And it looked like that. It looked like

Speaker 147 they knew that they needed to win this game and write the shit.

Speaker 147 Because if they lost this game to Carson Wentz and looked as bad as they did against the Giants, I think that locker room would have just absolutely crumbled.

Speaker 157 Yeah.

Speaker 10 I mean, your game plan today

Speaker 10 after Juergens went out was basically like, let's do everything that we can to keep our wide receivers very happy with the offense. And it works.
It works.

Speaker 10 The offense is good enough where you don't need Juergens all the time.

Speaker 147 183 from Devontae, 121 from AJ.

Speaker 10 We'll take that all day. You know, who else doesn't need Juergens right now? Who's that? Mr.
Rossini.

Speaker 61 Yep. Probably pretty happy.

Speaker 10 Probably a pretty happy night in the birds' household.

Speaker 147 It was a good night. I would like to see if

Speaker 147 the locker room is dysfunctional. Okay.

Speaker 61 Okay.

Speaker 10 By the way, I have a question for you, Max.

Speaker 44 And this is not a

Speaker 74 great game by the Eagles. What?

Speaker 159 This is going to be some bullshit.

Speaker 158 It's just a question.

Speaker 142 Can I ask a question?

Speaker 160 Can we speak in truth?

Speaker 10 Wait, wait, can I ask you a question first? Yeah. Is this about to be some bullshit? No, it's not.

Speaker 104 Okay, all right.

Speaker 116 Why does Jalen Hurts talk like he's a fortune cookie?

Speaker 10 Yeah, good question.

Speaker 104 Thank you.

Speaker 147 He can talk however he wants.

Speaker 24 So on Friday, I brought up, he had the quote, smile and accept the challenge.

Speaker 15 That's a fortune cookie.

Speaker 12 And then today he had, it's not a time to hope.

Speaker 10 It's not a time to want or wish something could happen.

Speaker 42 It's a time to make it happen.

Speaker 31 That is a fortune cookie.

Speaker 55 Jalen Hurts talks.

Speaker 61 You know wisdom.

Speaker 53 You don't know wisdom.

Speaker 131 Does he have a little.

Speaker 31 Okay, this is actually the hardest. So, Fortune Cookie Talk by Jalen Hurts actually is something I'm talking about.

Speaker 113 It's a cliché's play, though.

Speaker 61 Yeah, that's not a cliche.

Speaker 64 It's not a time to hope.

Speaker 15 It's not a time to want or wish something could happen.

Speaker 28 It's the time to make it happen.

Speaker 147 That's a well-spoken man right there.

Speaker 119 I feel like I look, we can have some fun with this after he had an incredible day.

Speaker 67 He was incredible today.

Speaker 12 I'm giving Jalen Hurts his flowers.

Speaker 106 I'm just wondering why he keeps handing me back a fortune cookie.

Speaker 31 The hard question, so I'm going to be monitoring this.

Speaker 119 I think it's very funny.

Speaker 106 I think it would be funny if he just leans into it and just does only fortune cookie talk.

Speaker 107 The thing I'd be nervous about if I were you, Max, is

Speaker 44 these type of quotes are

Speaker 7 like some early, early signs of Russell Wilson.

Speaker 13 That's when you start seeing, you're like, uh-oh.

Speaker 45 Is this, do we got a Russell Wilson?

Speaker 52 He's always sitting in the locker room.

Speaker 61 Yeah, I know, but.

Speaker 147 We should make Jalen Hurts fortune cookies.

Speaker 133 Yes.

Speaker 147 Just take all of his quotes and put them

Speaker 147 and make them fortune cookies.

Speaker 6 I'm saying it in a nice, like, he had an incredible day.

Speaker 12 I like Jalen Hurts as a quarterback.

Speaker 6 He's a Super Bowl champion, Super Bowl MVP.

Speaker 120 Seems like an awesome dude.

Speaker 13 Guy just likes to talk in fortune cookies.

Speaker 35 And there's nothing wrong with that if you're winning. Yeah.

Speaker 10 Because if you're winning, everybody sees these weird quotes and they're like, I'm so bought in. This guy's operating on a different level.

Speaker 10 And the second it doesn't work, you're like, wow, that guy's kind of a cornball. Maybe we should bench him for Kirk Cousins.

Speaker 10 This is what happens.

Speaker 61 Yes.

Speaker 112 He's talking about RG3. I was talking about RG3.
He's talking about RG3.

Speaker 147 Yeah, no,

Speaker 147 that's not going to happen.

Speaker 104 It's not. No, it's not.

Speaker 10 It's not. Because he's good enough.

Speaker 10 He can say whatever he wants.

Speaker 147 Yeah, he had a great game. Yeah.

Speaker 45 He had a great game.

Speaker 10 He could just recite the Zodiac letters in his post-game press conference. Sure.
And everybody would be like, yep, Joel Birds. Fine with me.

Speaker 42 Also, having Jalen Carter and Quinyon Mitchell back was very important.

Speaker 32 Jalen Carter was a monster in this game.

Speaker 147 That hit was.

Speaker 147 I felt that one in my chest.

Speaker 157 Oh, you did?

Speaker 60 Yeah. How do you feel after that?

Speaker 147 Fat.

Speaker 133 Oh, yeah. Here's the other one.
I just looked.

Speaker 38 Jalen Hurts quotes, I had a purpose before everybody had an opinion.

Speaker 48 Yeah. That's a fortune cookie.

Speaker 97 Yeah.

Speaker 147 That's like that's a senior quote right there.

Speaker 24 Yeah. That's a great quote.

Speaker 42 I didn't walk through all that fire just to smell the smoke.

Speaker 10 He's getting these from somewhere.

Speaker 32 Lucky numbers 3, 48.

Speaker 45 Oh,

Speaker 10 probably 6, 11.

Speaker 61 He's just in a whiplash in his head.

Speaker 145 Numbers.

Speaker 10 Let's see. I'm gonna, I'm gonna look look up.

Speaker 26 We just need to, as a national sports podcast, this will be our beat.

Speaker 119 We just got to be on this beat.

Speaker 35 The people want these types of things.

Speaker 12 This is what they come to the show for.

Speaker 42 They don't come for us to break down coverages.

Speaker 51 They come to us to be like, hey, is Jalen Hurts just...

Speaker 30 Is he just Panda Express?

Speaker 2 Is he just getting all his quotes from Panda Express?

Speaker 147 Last week, people were real, real, real mad about the Fortune Cookie responses. And this week it's fine.

Speaker 10 Do you remember when Russell Wilson wrote?

Speaker 104 Stop talking about Russell Wilson. Wait,

Speaker 145 No, this is relevant.

Speaker 147 Stop doing that.

Speaker 10 This is relevant. It's

Speaker 10 when he wrote a Valentine's Day letter to Sierra, and he posted it online. And then

Speaker 10 people found out that he just Googled what to say to a beautiful woman and just copy and pasted the first response to that. And then he posted it for everybody.

Speaker 10 I feel like Jalen Hurts is heavy into AI. And just looking up on AI, like, hey, what are some good motivational quotes that I could say?

Speaker 58 I am humble because I've been humbled.

Speaker 121 Yeah.

Speaker 52 Yeah.

Speaker 61 I kind of like this.

Speaker 29 I like this.

Speaker 149 Yeah, no, it's

Speaker 157 an AI quote machine.

Speaker 147 I'll just keep saying he's wise.

Speaker 7 He was awesome today.

Speaker 51 That's all that needs to be.

Speaker 69 He was. He was very good.

Speaker 39 Also, did you like Lane Johnson basically saying, I'm not talking to the media because last week you guys took it out of context and I'm not hurting our team anymore?

Speaker 56 That's a good teammate move.

Speaker 147 Love that. He's just like,

Speaker 115 I know what's going to happen if I say anything, so we're just not going to say anything.

Speaker 129 We're going to win games.

Speaker 147 If Lane needs to say anything, he can tell us.

Speaker 6 Yeah, that's facts.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 42 The fake Lane Johnson I was texting for a year 10 as well.

Speaker 78 If you have anything you want to get off

Speaker 137 your chest, man, just hit me up.

Speaker 10 Max, what do you think about BG threatening to come back?

Speaker 147 I love it.

Speaker 147 I think he's done, but.

Speaker 10 Do you think he's done in terms of he can't get it done?

Speaker 147 He's old, man. Like, last year he was good,

Speaker 147 but you could tell he was looking old. And

Speaker 147 something tells me he's not staying in game shape.

Speaker 10 This is actually maybe the best way this could have played out for him. Like, he gets to do one week of being like, maybe I'll come back.

Speaker 10 And then everybody in Philly's like, yeah, come on, come on, dude. We love you.
We miss you. You're the missing piece.
And then you win a game. He's like, actually, I'm good.
I'm good.

Speaker 10 I had that moment where I worked out really hard last week,

Speaker 10 hit the gym a bunch, and now I don't have to come back. But it was fun to think that I was going to come back.

Speaker 10 Agreed. I don't know that smashing the Brandon Graham button fixes anything.
Agreed. Yeah.

Speaker 147 I don't know if he's actually the missing piece.

Speaker 82 No, you guys are good.

Speaker 114 This is a big win. We're okay.
A great game by Jalix Hunt.

Speaker 12 And you have the Giants coming up. You've got to get revenge.

Speaker 33 If you beat the Giants, then you're basically like that two-game blip.

Speaker 70 You just be like,

Speaker 147 and then we got to buy, and then Nolan Smith comes back.

Speaker 147 We really need Nolan Smith back.

Speaker 30 Yeah, so then just get healthy. Get healthy.

Speaker 61 Get healthy. Cam Jergens.

Speaker 140 Yeah.

Speaker 42 Okay. Yeah, what is up with Cam Jergens?

Speaker 30 I feel like you guys get a knee.

Speaker 147 That's the biggest difference between this year and last year is that we just don't have the same depth.

Speaker 28 Offensive line, yeah, Makai Bechton.

Speaker 147 When guys got hurt last year, we just had enough depth

Speaker 147 for it to be all right, but now it's just not the same.

Speaker 106 Yeah, maybe, I mean, Saquon's going to be fresh

Speaker 51 because he hasn't had a lot of yards.

Speaker 163 He doesn't carry it.

Speaker 67 It's not like he's bad. It's just

Speaker 82 the yards just aren't there, though.

Speaker 147 I can see, like, he's getting so frustrated because, like,

Speaker 147 he's getting, like, tough three-yard runs.

Speaker 138 Right.

Speaker 147 You know what I mean?

Speaker 147 Like, there were a couple of runs today where he should have been stopped in the backfield and then he, like, fought for four yards, which, like, doesn't look great in the stat sheet, but it's not his fault.

Speaker 104 You know what, though?

Speaker 10 He'll be fine. He'll be fine when you need him.

Speaker 147 Yeah, we'll figure it out. Yeah.

Speaker 12 Okay, next up, Bears 26.

Speaker 44 Saints 14.

Speaker 7 The Bears have now won four in a row for the first time since 2018.

Speaker 12 This was an ugly win.

Speaker 17 Not the cleanest game from Caleb Williams.

Speaker 21 He didn't play very well. Looked like he had no flow.

Speaker 15 But the Bears have a somewhat of an identity where their defense is incredible at taking the ball away.

Speaker 39 They had four turnovers takeaways again today.

Speaker 21 They've had 15 in the last four games, and they run the fuck out of the ball because DeAndre Swift looked awesome. Menange looked awesome.

Speaker 32 They had 225 yards, just shoved it down the Saints' throat.

Speaker 2 And that's a credit to Ben Johnson, who fixed that in the bye week.

Speaker 32 And the run game looks totally different the last two games than it did the first four.

Speaker 12 And yeah, it was sloppy, but a win is a win, and the gateway remains open. So what is the gateway to?

Speaker 19 The gateway is to when I when I said it before the Cowboys game, I said, don't be shocked if this team is

Speaker 2 six and three or

Speaker 61 five and four

Speaker 54 after nine games.

Speaker 51 Okay.

Speaker 34 So they are now four and two.

Speaker 15 The gateway is very much open.

Speaker 56 Big game against the Ravens next week.

Speaker 74 But yeah, this is, look, Caleb didn't play well.

Speaker 93 He said it, and he looked it.

Speaker 33 He just wasn't, there was weird shit with Drew Dahlman in the center.

Speaker 6 You know, he's our center

Speaker 42 with snaps a couple times.

Speaker 39 Actually, one of them saved us because there was the

Speaker 162 fourth and goal on the two-yard line that

Speaker 115 there was a false start, and we got to kick a field goal, which it was a play that was going to get blown up.

Speaker 10 Are you talking about the one where he snapped the ball between his legs? Caleb touched the ball, and then the center brought the ball back between his own legs? He did it twice.

Speaker 10 That's such a weird thing to happen.

Speaker 74 So he did it once that way, and then the other way was he

Speaker 45 like moved the ball.

Speaker 58 Caleb went to get it,

Speaker 16 but he didn't move the ball, and then he tried to snap it.

Speaker 19 Caleb fell on it. They whistled it.

Speaker 3 They were like, hey, that's a false start.

Speaker 24 And then we kicked a field goal.

Speaker 10 He did got your nose with the ball. Yeah.
He was like, I got it.

Speaker 14 But that was kind of what the game, like, it was sloppy.

Speaker 12 And the run game saved us, and the defense saved us. The defense is, like,

Speaker 61 kind of good. I don't know.

Speaker 10 You're taking the ball away.

Speaker 14 Yeah, I was always nervous about, like, when you live and die, 15 takeaways in four games is insane.

Speaker 56 You're not going to be able to do that every single week.

Speaker 106 So I understand that.

Speaker 78 But.

Speaker 12 They also are playing that aggressive style where they're ball hawking. And yeah, this is a game that they had to win because they're better than the Saints.

Speaker 47 And they won this game.

Speaker 15 It didn't look great, but that doesn't matter because they won this game.

Speaker 42 Next week against the Ravens will be a big test, and I was happy that they won this game.

Speaker 32 They also are the only team in the NFL to score 21-plus points in every game this year.

Speaker 10 That's pretty crazy. So, you said that they've won four in a row for the first time since 2018.

Speaker 19 Yeah, with Mitch.

Speaker 10 They are averaging 25 points a game. Yep.
That's also for the first time since 2018. Yep.
And they are leading the league in takeaways through this point this year.

Speaker 10 That is also the first time since 2018.

Speaker 106 And similar to 2018,

Speaker 15 can the quarterback come along?

Speaker 10 Feels like 18.

Speaker 1 Can the quarterback take more steps forward to unlock everything?

Speaker 10 That's actually not a hashtag you want to use. Yeah.
It feels like 18.

Speaker 67 No, because that was the story of 2018.

Speaker 98 That defense was incredible, and Mitch was young, and it was just like, can Mitch get better week by week?

Speaker 51 And Caleb has gotten better

Speaker 44 in the course of this season. Today was a step back, but that's also,

Speaker 39 I've taken a lot more rational approach to the Bears this season.

Speaker 136 Step backs are not killer, especially when you win the game.

Speaker 43 You can't be down about

Speaker 16 a poor performance from Caleb when you win the game.

Speaker 10 And your running game was very good today. Again,

Speaker 142 Ben Johnson wants to run the ball.

Speaker 24 That's what he did in Detroit.

Speaker 10 That's what you forget about great, like boy genius offensive coordinators is they're very, very good at scheming up the run.

Speaker 10 Like the crazy plays where he's in his bag and the deep shots, that gets a lot of attention. But elite offensive coordinators just make the running game seem so easy and so smooth.

Speaker 10 So your running backs, your running backs today as a whole, as a tandem, averaged six and a half yards per carry.

Speaker 114 They were,

Speaker 10 and DeAndre Swift is back to looking like the DeAndre Swift of old when he was at the peak of his powers.

Speaker 105 Yeah, he's running hard, he's hitting the hole hard, he's not dancing around, he's like making the correct cuts.

Speaker 6 It looks awesome, and he, you know, if this is going to be a team that has to get by on defense and running the football and have Kill slowly progress, that I mean, that's if you just look at what he's done this season, DeAndre Swift, he had 53 yards, 63 yards, 33 yards, 38 yards, bye week, 108 yards, 124 yards.

Speaker 42 It's clear what Ben Johnson was doing during the bye week, and he was fixing the run game.

Speaker 56 And it feels like he's simplified everything so that we can run the football and play good defense.

Speaker 12 And that's what the Bears did today.

Speaker 97 And yeah, again, it's the Saints.

Speaker 18 So I'm not going to sit here and be like, you know, that was incredible.

Speaker 66 Forward to pump your chest out.

Speaker 154 I will say

Speaker 115 there is something that's starting to make me very happy to watch, and it is is Packers fans complaining about the Bears winning these games because I did.

Speaker 21 I bookmarked it.

Speaker 2 Let me find it.

Speaker 167 This one made me laugh.

Speaker 104 Where is it?

Speaker 15 I gotta find it.

Speaker 9 It was

Speaker 59 Mark Oldacers, I assume, is a Packers fans.

Speaker 12 He said, teams aren't even trying when they play the Bears.

Speaker 61 Shacking my head.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I know. It's true.
It's true. That made me happy.
As a Commanders fan, Monday night,

Speaker 10 I don't care. Who cares about this game? It's two.
It's just a, it's a not, it's not in our division, so who gives a shit?

Speaker 10 This is exactly what the Saints thought today.

Speaker 12 This is the progression.

Speaker 33 I've talked about the progression into being no longer a bad team.

Speaker 32 We're trying to get to a good team. We're somewhere in the middle right now.

Speaker 28 Another step, not only beating a team you're supposed to beat, even if it looks sloppy at times, another step in the progression is Packers fans complaining that our opponents aren't even trying.

Speaker 24 Which is great.

Speaker 66 That means we're getting closer and closer when they start noticing and saying, teams aren't even trying against the Bears, shaking my head.

Speaker 10 Yeah, you're not rent-free, but rent stabilized yeah yeah you got a voucher yeah and four and two is fun it's fun it is isn't that cool to like look at your team and be like four and two just look at the record it's fun it's so much fun we're still not technically i believe if the playoffs started today we would still be on the outside looking in because the nfc is really fucking good which is uh it's nuts how good the nfc is i think the saints are i think we actually can say after today the saints are the only really bad team in the nfc i don't know that the saints are are really bad though spencer rattler took a step back.

Speaker 69 Best he was not.

Speaker 30 And we almost fucked up the game because he did have that. That middle eight, the Saints were cooking.

Speaker 4 They ripped down the field to end the first half, scored to start the second half, was like looked up.

Speaker 134 Like, holy fuck, it's a six-point game.

Speaker 16 But yeah, he had too many mistakes today.

Speaker 41 He sunk the Saints.

Speaker 10 I think that the Saints are not good. They're a bad team, but I think I would probably put

Speaker 10 three teams in the AFC beneath them.

Speaker 3 Right? Jets, Titans, Dolphins for sure.

Speaker 10 Yeah, Jets, Titans, Dolphins.

Speaker 14 Browns are probably

Speaker 52 four teams.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I would take whose spread would it be anyways? Raiders at Saints. You're right.

Speaker 30 I would take, yeah, those four teams.

Speaker 106 Now, did the Saints lose to any of them? Are we going to.

Speaker 21 Are people going to be able to get them?

Speaker 87 Yeah, we're probably going to get to them.

Speaker 10 Let me look at the.

Speaker 56 The Saints actually fucking got dummied by the Raiders, you idiots.

Speaker 15 That always happens to us.

Speaker 75 The Saints only beat the Giants.

Speaker 45 Okay, they only beat the Giants.

Speaker 10 Okay, the Saints have lost to the Saints.

Speaker 30 No, I'm saying if the Raiders had beaten the Saints, that would have been very much us, where we say that confidently, and then everyone's like, hey, Raiders fucked them up week two.

Speaker 61 You forgot.

Speaker 10 Saints lost to the Cardinals week one, lost to the 49ers, lost to the Seahawks, lost to the Bills, lost to the Patriots, lost to the Bears.

Speaker 10 So, yeah, I would take all four of those teams from the AFC and put them beneath the Saints. Actually, if we're doing the power of comparison here, Patriots beat the Saints 25-19.

Speaker 10 Bears beat the Saints 26-14.

Speaker 10 That's interesting. It is interesting.
It's interesting.

Speaker 113 That's interesting.

Speaker 10 What are your thoughts, Hank?

Speaker 88 I mean, the Saints had crazy assistance from the refs, and they still couldn't beat the Patriots. I don't think it was as bad for the Bears today.

Speaker 10 Well, teams don't try against Wins or Wins.

Speaker 45 Teams aren't even trying.

Speaker 168 It's disgusting. Shaking my head.

Speaker 88 You don't think about the Patriots at all, though.

Speaker 169 What?

Speaker 88 PFT doesn't think about the Patriots at all.

Speaker 130 No, who cares?

Speaker 10 Why would I think about the Patriots?

Speaker 114 I was just looking at scores.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I just looked it up right now and I wanted to compare.

Speaker 10 Sorry for saying you admitted that was interesting when I said that.

Speaker 88 I was, yeah.

Speaker 114 Yeah, you were interested.

Speaker 42 Are you a little upset, Hank, that I'm not, that I'm taking a rational approach to this?

Speaker 145 No. Okay.

Speaker 88 It's a long season.

Speaker 111 Because you want me to get my hopes all the way up and be like, bears are back.

Speaker 88 I don't.

Speaker 88 It's a long season.

Speaker 117 Because I don't think they are.

Speaker 123 I think they're a decent team right now.

Speaker 88 I want the Bears to make the playoffs. Okay.

Speaker 10 Six out of 10? Yeah.

Speaker 88 You can't make the playoffs and not get exactly.

Speaker 37 I'll tell you this.

Speaker 14 Six out of 10 might.

Speaker 121 That's the key.

Speaker 163 I'll say this

Speaker 133 for the Sickos and Perverts.

Speaker 134 Hank, I'm looking at you.

Speaker 115 We could finally move off 6 out of 10 if they go to Baltimore and beat Baltimore in a healthy Lamar Jackson.

Speaker 2 That could possibly move me to a 6.5.

Speaker 61 Yeah.

Speaker 129 So

Speaker 162 we'll we'll find out.

Speaker 61 I do think we'll be able to run the ball on them.

Speaker 10 Hank, I actually don't think about the Patriots. I think about you.
I think about defeating you. Thank you.
How'd the Hungry Dog do?

Speaker 104 Oh, who's in The Hungry Dog?

Speaker 88 The Hungry Dog's up on the season. That's all that matters.

Speaker 6 Who's in The Hungry Dog this week?

Speaker 111 We do talk about it.

Speaker 88 The Hungry Dog was the Bears, Saints, and Commanders, which was the week.

Speaker 114 Wait, what?

Speaker 169 Bears and the Saints?

Speaker 88 I mean, the sorry, Saints, Vikings, and Commanders.

Speaker 140 Oh. All right.

Speaker 10 How'd that do?

Speaker 15 So Zoe and three. Yeah.

Speaker 145 Huh.

Speaker 10 That's not bad. That's interesting.

Speaker 4 Did you reverse Hungry Dog it?

Speaker 88 No, I did not. Oh, because you would have won.
It's up on the season, yeah. It's up on the season.

Speaker 112 You would have won if you went to the season. It's up big on the season.

Speaker 39 Eagles, Cowboys, and Bears.

Speaker 10 It's up big on the season. I wonder how much the reverse Hungry, the fat cat parlay would be

Speaker 114 nice.

Speaker 61 It would have been a no-powder today.

Speaker 66 Also, shout out Kevin Bayard.

Speaker 32 He's got four interceptions this season.

Speaker 113 He's been awesome.

Speaker 13 He should have had a fifth today, too. Yeah.

Speaker 6 There was a couple.

Speaker 5 like, that's where Spencer Rattler, I was singing his praises.

Speaker 36 He's not as bad as people think he is.

Speaker 56 I was wrong. I think he might be worse.

Speaker 71 I actually know that I'd be right.

Speaker 10 I disagree. I think he's...

Speaker 52 No, I would be right.

Speaker 61 He looks bad today.

Speaker 44 He's not as bad as people think he is.

Speaker 12 He's worse.

Speaker 13 Yeah.

Speaker 10 No, he looks really bad. I still think he's not as bad as people think he is.

Speaker 10 Yeah,

Speaker 10 today was bad. Today was ugly.
Bad. His worst game probably as a pro.

Speaker 147 Do you think they're ever going to give Tyler Shuck a start?

Speaker 10 That's what we were saying on Friday. It's like, you haven't really heard that name.

Speaker 120 Would you give him a start, Zach?

Speaker 170 If I'm the Saints? Yeah.

Speaker 10 Throw him in there.

Speaker 97 Yeah. Why not?

Speaker 30 Because

Speaker 39 Spencer Rattler, and there was a possession where he tried to give, like, it was like four different interceptions that didn't,

Speaker 42 that weren't intercepted. And then the fourth was like, all right, finally, we're going to take the ball.

Speaker 10 Yeah, today was not good for the Spencer Rattler Truthers. No.

Speaker 140 No.

Speaker 10 I consider myself one of them, I guess.

Speaker 15 I was one of them till today as well.

Speaker 56 Yeah.

Speaker 15 I was like, the whole time, people were asking asking me what I thought about this game.

Speaker 42 I was like, I think he's better than you think.

Speaker 152 Yeah.

Speaker 18 And nah, nah.

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Speaker 14 Browns 31, Dolphins 6.

Speaker 88 Bullshit.

Speaker 23 Oh, that's 37.

Speaker 29 Boys, that's 37.

Speaker 24 Yeah, this is bullshit.

Speaker 10 This is bullshit.

Speaker 83 Well, you guys both could have taken 37 on Friday when we did the show, and you would have gotten a point.

Speaker 88 Well, no, when I was looking, it was 36 and a half.

Speaker 88 So I took that.

Speaker 15 But it wasn't. It was plus 100.

Speaker 61 No. That was the whole problem hank and i are like the bloods in the

Speaker 88 draft and then pft yeah yeah we agree on we got

Speaker 10 when i was looking at the draft kings sportsbook which is the app that we go by right yeah that's that's our sponsor i love draft kings they've got the best lines what they say is gold as far as i'm concerned when we put our picks in the line said 37 and a half and i took the under on that hank wanted over 36 and a half so hank that's what i saw that's not what you that's just not true so because hank's bad at reading the lines correct i get punished.

Speaker 10 Correct.

Speaker 61 I mean, you can go back to the microphone.

Speaker 147 Don't look at me. I don't know why you looked at me.

Speaker 35 I'm looking at everybody.

Speaker 18 No, Hank looked at me.

Speaker 10 You did look at Max.

Speaker 88 It went up as we were recording. I don't know what

Speaker 131 you guys could have just taken 37.

Speaker 2 You could have agreed to it.

Speaker 15 It's hilarious that that's. Shout out to one AWL who had the perfect score.

Speaker 102 He bet it 31-6.

Speaker 10 I told you it was a key number. 37 was a key number.

Speaker 25 The most key number. Yeah.

Speaker 71 The number one key number.

Speaker 10 I was so sharp that I knew it was going to be 37. I didn't want to take it.
Got bullied into it. That's fine.
That's fine.

Speaker 10 Listen, I ended up negotiating myself out of a bad, a very strong position on Thursday's show.

Speaker 10 This was

Speaker 116 maybe

Speaker 10 the straw that broke the camel's back for Mike McDaniel.

Speaker 57 Would you say that showing up to the game that will most likely get you fired as the Unabomber is probably not the best luck?

Speaker 15 Because that's what Mike McDaniel looked like. He had the glasses on in the rain, with the hood up.

Speaker 10 Unabomber didn't get caught

Speaker 10 for being such a wanted guy.

Speaker 69 Yeah, Unabomber also a smart guy.

Speaker 78 He was smart. He had a lot of degrees.

Speaker 10 I mean, McDaniel.

Speaker 48 He's a Michigan man.

Speaker 29 And Harvard. Yeah, but a Michigan man.

Speaker 35 We put him on Michigan.

Speaker 10 McDaniel's a Yale guy.

Speaker 145 Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 21 But let's talk about the Browns first because then we have a lot to talk about Tua and Mike McDaniel.

Speaker 20 The Browns,

Speaker 2 first time in 11 weeks, they score over 17 points.

Speaker 34 They score 31.

Speaker 32 They had basically a perfect game plan for this weather.

Speaker 32 They just pounded Quinchon Judkins.

Speaker 29 Dylan Gabriel threw it 18 times.

Speaker 28 They went and jumbo set

Speaker 42 like constantly, just being like, hey, you see

Speaker 58 what we're lined up in.

Speaker 21 We're going to run the ball, and it's still going to work.

Speaker 28 He had three touchdowns.

Speaker 15 Their defense was phenomenal.

Speaker 42 They turned two over three times.

Speaker 28 They actually forced, I don't know if some of them were slippery, but there were six fumbles by the Dolphins.

Speaker 43 They recovered five of the six.

Speaker 21 So they only lost one fumble. But

Speaker 70 the Browns are built for this weather.

Speaker 6 This is why we can't do the Kurt Warner, everyone playing a dome.

Speaker 13 The Browns should be able to get like one win a year just based on the sideways rain, wind, bullshit.

Speaker 104 Yeah,

Speaker 10 the bring a poncho, bring your towel game.

Speaker 10 That's the 12th man for the Browns is the weather. And this was, it was ugly.
It was always going to be ugly. And the Browns had a great game playing for it.

Speaker 10 The defense, that works well in the shitty weather, too. Yep.
The Browns now have won two two games in the past 329 days, which is pretty crazy. They doubled their win total in the last 329 days.

Speaker 10 And I had a thought when I was watching this. This is like textbook: prisoner of the moment.
I admit, I'm being prisoner of the moment when I say this. I like this.

Speaker 10 But I thought about it, and I'm still in the moment, so I might still be prisoner. Okay.

Speaker 10 I actually think that the Browns might be in a good position for the next like

Speaker 10 two years from now.

Speaker 54 Two years from now, the Browns might be okay.

Speaker 10 Maybe let me adjust that.

Speaker 10 At the end of two years from now, things will start to look bright for the Browns. And then I think they might be in a good spot.

Speaker 97 Okay, so I want to agree with you.

Speaker 115 The only question I have, as always, with these teams is who's going to be owning the team in two years?

Speaker 10 It's still going to be Mr. Haslam.

Speaker 46 That's a problem.

Speaker 104 Yep. Yeah.

Speaker 10 Again, I understand that the ownership is going to be the same, probably the same general manager.

Speaker 10 Next year, Deshaun Watson, I think, has an $80 million cap hit that's about to kick in. But the defense is fucking awesome.
And they've got a lot of young pieces on defense.

Speaker 10 And they've got two first-round picks next year.

Speaker 32 They have 10 total picks next year, including two first-round picks.

Speaker 10 Two first-round picks. Dylan Gabriel is probably not the answer at quarterback.

Speaker 115 No.

Speaker 10 Shadur.

Speaker 25 But he won a game.

Speaker 10 Probably won't. He probably won't see the field.
Maybe they'll convince somebody to trade like a fourth-round pick for Shadur the season. Yep.

Speaker 10 But the defense is good enough, and they've got a good young running back, and they've got a good young tight end.

Speaker 10 Their offensive line has some good guys. Yeah.
They're not a great line, but they've got some good guys on the offensive line. I like this.

Speaker 131 And they've got...

Speaker 10 Everyone keeps telling me I'm crazy for saying that Stefansky is a good head coach. You have some very good head coach.
He is the Browns' head coach.

Speaker 10 The groceries that he cooks with were purchased for him by Andrew Berry and Jimmy Haslam. And he can only work with what he's got.
I think Stefanski is a good head coach.

Speaker 7 He had nothing to do with Deshaun Watson.

Speaker 10 I actually think

Speaker 10 two years from now, the Browns could be a very good deal.

Speaker 31 When does Deshaun Watson come off the books?

Speaker 10 Well, I just saw, I think the $80 million is next year, and then I think they're free.

Speaker 114 Okay.

Speaker 10 I think they're free of him after the 80 million, which is just a crazy cap hit to take.

Speaker 66 Listen, I want the Browns to be good.

Speaker 2 They're like next up in the fan bases. You know, the Lions, obviously, Dan Campbell's transformed that franchise.

Speaker 15 The Browns need it, especially because there's like a chance that Baker wins MVP.

Speaker 61 Yeah.

Speaker 12 But yeah, the Browns, this was a fun day for Browns fans.

Speaker 21 You want a true Browns football game where you just dominated on defense.

Speaker 98 Did you guys see too, our co-worker, Ohio State?

Speaker 13 He's a crazy, crazy sports fan.

Speaker 106 He bought his dad a whiskey glass for Christmas called the Perfect Whiskey Glass, and it was only to be used when his high school team won, Ohio State won, and the Browns won all on the same weekend.

Speaker 39 So he, today was the first day he could pour and use that glass.

Speaker 10 It was the first time?

Speaker 61 Yeah, it was awesome.

Speaker 75 That is good.

Speaker 10 The perfect whiskey glass.

Speaker 61 That is good. It's pretty funny.

Speaker 10 There's nothing like when you hit all the stars line up over the course of a weekend and you get like a good equinox for a sad sports town. Yeah.
Good for them.

Speaker 41 The perfect weekend is the perfect sports weekend is quite something.

Speaker 10 Now,

Speaker 10 on the other end, the Dolphins, I feel like they should just start Quinn Ewers now.

Speaker 31 So

Speaker 6 they pulled Tua.

Speaker 70 He had three picks.

Speaker 33 It was also weird because afterwards, I think, what were they down when they pulled Tua?

Speaker 53 Were they down 31-6?

Speaker 10 It was a lot, yeah.

Speaker 9 And Mike McDaniel afterwards was like, yeah, it was, you know,

Speaker 42 it was much more about him and what he was doing on the football field.

Speaker 126 I thought he gave us the best chance to win.

Speaker 32 Talk about Quinn Euros.

Speaker 13 You had no chance of winning that game.

Speaker 32 You just were frustrated with watching Tua throw pick after pick after pick.

Speaker 10 Yeah, and I'm not saying like Quinn Yours is going to give you a better chance to win over the course of this season, but like start Quinn Euros because fuck it.

Speaker 32 Tua was 12 for 23, 100 yards, zero touchdowns, three interceptions.

Speaker 168 It's just been.

Speaker 25 Remember the Dolphins?

Speaker 135 Yeah, there's the perfect class.

Speaker 99 See it?

Speaker 40 A drink to celebrate the perfect weekend when the high school, Buckeyes, and Browns team all win.

Speaker 10 That's pretty cool. That is nice.

Speaker 156 Remember when the Dolphins was two years ago when they were nine and three and just demolishing everyone and everyone's like, this offense can't be stopped?

Speaker 139 Yep.

Speaker 9 It's just been doom and gloom since.

Speaker 97 Yeah.

Speaker 97 Yeah.

Speaker 10 It's been really rough. And I feel for McDaniels, the fact that he has to go out there and keep addressing the media about his own firing.

Speaker 58 He called it offensive. He called it.

Speaker 10 He said, the way I look at this job is I find it very offensive to all parties involved that you're asking me if I'm going to be fired. If I'm thinking about having a job, I need to be doing my job.

Speaker 10 As long as I'm the coach for the Miami Dolphins, they will get everything from me.

Speaker 10 I refuse to spend my time thinking about something that you have your job, you do your job, and you do it to the best of your ability, and that's where my concern lies.

Speaker 10 I think it's offensive to all coaches, players, and the organization if I'm spending that precious time thinking about myself. Yeah.

Speaker 10 I think he should spend some time. thinking about himself.
Yeah. I think he probably is spending some time thinking about it.

Speaker 32 Like, what team does he want to go be an awesome offensive coordinator for next?

Speaker 10 Yeah, he has any number of very cushy landing spots that he could take if he wanted.

Speaker 6 He'll be a great offensive coordinator somewhere.

Speaker 10 Which is a very cool job to have. And he'll probably win Super Bowls as an offensive coordinator.

Speaker 21 Honestly,

Speaker 25 if I can be honest with you, I think I'd rather be an offensive coordinator than a head coach.

Speaker 131 Yeah.

Speaker 37 You just get to draw plays

Speaker 106 and you don't have to do as much work.

Speaker 25 You get paid a lot of money.

Speaker 10 Game like this, you can go sit in the booth. Yeah, you can do it.
Nobody even sees how low your pant legs go on your ankles.

Speaker 54 You hang with the boys.

Speaker 12 Yeah, he was wearing ring pants today.

Speaker 34 He was wearing ring pants.

Speaker 61 Congrats to him.

Speaker 21 He did wear appropriate pants for the one and six record.

Speaker 165 Is it one and six?

Speaker 29 One and six.

Speaker 42 Yeah, I think they're one and six.

Speaker 129 They're just bad.

Speaker 15 Bad, bad, bad.

Speaker 16 Really, really bad.

Speaker 14 That's all I got about it.

Speaker 5 Oh, actually, I have Tyreek Hill's tweets during the game, which sum up the Dolphins perfectly.

Speaker 174 He said,

Speaker 160 watching your team play through a TV is hard.

Speaker 61 That's facts.

Speaker 36 Let's go, Finns.

Speaker 2 Let's turn this thing around in the second half.

Speaker 115 And then his next tweet was, also, Rashi Rice is so dangerous, Chiefs back rolling.

Speaker 32 Love to see it.

Speaker 133 He definitely turned off the Dolphins game to watch the Chiefs go.

Speaker 159 Oh, yeah, he was watching this.

Speaker 10 Without a doubt.

Speaker 112 He was without a doubt. He was like, I can't fucking watch this shit anymore.

Speaker 10 There was one cool play for the Dolphins today. I think it was Larry Broome.

Speaker 10 Yes.

Speaker 10 Was that a fumble or was that

Speaker 131 a reception that he had?

Speaker 12 Yeah, I don't know what it happened.

Speaker 10 I think it was a fumble that bounced into his hand. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 10 It's hard to to tell sometimes with Tua if it's a fumble or a pick. Yep.
But yeah, it just took a carrot into his hand. Larry Borum, number 79, and he got jacked up.

Speaker 10 I love watching offensive linemen run with the football because they don't have any of the awareness of where defenders are coming from that a receiver would have.

Speaker 10 Credit to him for not fumbling.

Speaker 15 Yeah, he's a bear.

Speaker 39 He was a bear.

Speaker 21 That's never a good sign when you have ex-bear offensive linemen playing offensive line for you.

Speaker 15 No. We're not exactly known for offensive linemen.

Speaker 166 Right.

Speaker 118 And yeah.

Speaker 21 Also, the Dolphins were one of 13 on third down.

Speaker 84 It was just, it's this, if you didn't watch this game, every stat

Speaker 2 is actually not doing justice to how bad the Dolphins were.

Speaker 106 They just could not do anything at all, whatsoever.

Speaker 35 It's like

Speaker 10 they didn't think to game plan for the weather.

Speaker 78 Right.

Speaker 12 And you just,

Speaker 68 it was just all so, so bad.

Speaker 31 Yeah. So, so bad.

Speaker 26 But credit to the Browns.

Speaker 4 I'm happy for Browns fans.

Speaker 21 The perfect weekend for Browns and Ohio State fans.

Speaker 99 Okay.

Speaker 51 Next up, Hank. Patriots, 31.

Speaker 31 Titans, 13.

Speaker 163 That was a.

Speaker 25 Were you scared at any moment?

Speaker 61 It was a 10. I was scared.

Speaker 88 I mean, the Cam Ward touchdown, you know, they took a lead early, and it was like, ooh, is this not going to be, is this going to be a tight game?

Speaker 12 It was a 10-3 game, then it was a 13-10 game, then it was 13-10 Titans, 10-3 Titans, and then it was 31-13.

Speaker 39 And it it all happened in basically a blink of an eye because it was Drake May touchdown pass to Cam Ward with a true

Speaker 38 fumble where it was comically bad, where he just empty hand, nothing in it, right in the shadow of his goal end zone.

Speaker 114 He does that a lot.

Speaker 60 Yeah.

Speaker 168 Small hands. Just nothing there.

Speaker 144 But remember, when he starts playing the way he wants to play, League's going to be fucked.

Speaker 46 Watch out. Yep.

Speaker 45 It did feel like, though, Hank, to start this game, you're like, oh, is this a Mike McCoy like you know, fired coach bump here?

Speaker 102 But it lasted for maybe a quarter.

Speaker 10 Yeah, they got a quarter out of it. And Mike, Mike McCoy is not, just looking at him, not interim head coach material.
Yep. They got to get an interim, interim head coach.

Speaker 46 They got to get someone fatter. Yeah.

Speaker 10 He did, do you see him doing the steps before the game? You know how Vrabel always does that? He goes up and down the stadium steps. He was just like walking up and down the steps.

Speaker 10 Like, this man is not getting anybody fired off. Yep.

Speaker 57 Yep.

Speaker 6 He, yeah,

Speaker 38 the the Patriots killed him.

Speaker 42 Drake May does not throw in completions.

Speaker 41 It's pretty crazy.

Speaker 155 He was 21 or so.

Speaker 42 Yeah, 21 for 23, 91%

Speaker 126 completion percentage.

Speaker 88 Franchise record for a quarterback.

Speaker 2 Franchise record, Andy's 77.1% on the season.

Speaker 53 Pretty damn good. Yeah.

Speaker 19 Very good.

Speaker 10 And that defense.

Speaker 10 Titans didn't get a 50-yard rusher. The Patriots still have not allowed 50 yards to a running back all season.

Speaker 88 It's It's exciting. What do you think?

Speaker 88 I mean, we're on a good run. We got a great schedule coming up.

Speaker 25 Who do you play next?

Speaker 18 Let's play who's lost Enway from DraftKings.

Speaker 13 Where is that game?

Speaker 88 Gillette.

Speaker 28 That's probably going to be Patriots

Speaker 52 minus 4.5.

Speaker 88 I would have said 4.5 as well. 6.5.

Speaker 2 What is it?

Speaker 88 DraftKings Sportsbook, Patriots or Browns at Patriots.

Speaker 130 It is 6.5.

Speaker 61 6.5. Yep.

Speaker 10 Damn. I'm dialed on these lines, man.

Speaker 75 Damn.

Speaker 104 Dialed.

Speaker 175 Okay.

Speaker 111 You feel good about that game?

Speaker 88 I feel great about that game. I feel great about this team.
I feel great.

Speaker 88 I mean, Ryan Whitney, he texted me and said, you got to give those idiots a bunch of heat for, you know, laughing at you when you mentioned the Patriots being the best team in this podcast.

Speaker 88 So I'm excited.

Speaker 61 Are they?

Speaker 88 They're not currently.

Speaker 55 So then why would you...

Speaker 25 Why would he laugh right now?

Speaker 88 Because we're on the right path.

Speaker 70 But the Bucs are here, and the Eagles are here.

Speaker 44 Are the Patriots better than the Bucs and the Eagles right now?

Speaker 154 Yes. Oh, okay.

Speaker 61 Okay. Well, then you can laugh.

Speaker 97 Then feel free to laugh. You can laugh, but yeah, laugh.

Speaker 104 Feel free Schedule is a joke.

Speaker 88 You play who you play, Max. But feel free to laugh.

Speaker 61 Schedule is a joke.

Speaker 88 What would you like us to do about the schedule?

Speaker 70 So unequivocally, you're saying it better.

Speaker 61 I remember

Speaker 160 saying the same thing to the commanders last year.

Speaker 147 Nope.

Speaker 60 It's all said.

Speaker 59 I don't remember.

Speaker 80 Is that true?

Speaker 61 What's up? I'm not here. Are you saying that last year?

Speaker 88 I don't remember saying that last year. Max is right.

Speaker 88 But no, I mean, you got to play who you play, and then you get into the playoffs, and you have to play the good teams. Eventually, you're going to have to play good teams.
Yeah.

Speaker 88 And that's what people said about the commanders. They made it to the NFC Championship.
Yeah.

Speaker 10 Beat a couple good teams.

Speaker 123 That's true.

Speaker 74 Who's the next good team you play?

Speaker 10 The Bucs. They just don't.

Speaker 37 The Bucs, not the Bucs.

Speaker 88 That'll be a fun game. Yeah.
It'll be a good test.

Speaker 9 That will be. Stephen Che will be all up in your ass.

Speaker 163 And Zach.

Speaker 88 And Zach. Ooh.

Speaker 79 Oh. Oh.

Speaker 153 He's so bad.

Speaker 104 Hank's cocky.

Speaker 71 Hank can't help it.

Speaker 69 He's so cocky.

Speaker 10 He can't help it. Hank, what would disappointment look like to you this season?

Speaker 10 uh disappointment would look like not making the playoffs you guys did lose to the raiders that's a great point yeah we did it's too bad they beat the bills because otherwise you would have been able to do that stat i know the bill the bills well you know what i'll do i'll just toss in a casual on sunday oh drake may has yet to beat a 500 or above team wait no that was a sunday night game was it i thought it was monday it was sunday

Speaker 129 night game

Speaker 129 Fuck.

Speaker 10 All right. I'll have to think of a different way to break it.

Speaker 117 You know what?

Speaker 31 We need the bills to go under 500.

Speaker 61 Yeah. Yeah, that's what I got to do.

Speaker 57 The bills go under 500, then you can just keep going with that.

Speaker 12 Do you think it's a little early to be taking victory laps on, especially the Bucs and the Eagles?

Speaker 120 No.

Speaker 61 As Whitney has asked you to do.

Speaker 88 No, but it was more like you guys did laugh. Like you guys were

Speaker 88 ridiculous to laugh. And now I think it's, you know, the odds are a lot better.

Speaker 79 Yeah.

Speaker 79 For sure.

Speaker 37 Memes, turn on your mic.

Speaker 114 You said it.

Speaker 11 Week one, you said it.

Speaker 6 Yeah, you did. Yeah, I said.

Speaker 154 Yeah, you did.

Speaker 48 That's true, memes. Good point.

Speaker 10 You should have doubled down.

Speaker 61 Yeah, week one, you were like, oh, yeah, we suck.

Speaker 30 I was wrong.

Speaker 88 I didn't say we suck, but I said we might not be. I said might.

Speaker 10 We'll have to run that back. We're going to have to find that close.

Speaker 147 Yeah, we're going to have to go.

Speaker 116 Let's find that clue.

Speaker 61 Because right now, we have to find that clue.

Speaker 10 Right now, Hank's not drawing from any library of truth. He's just saying saying what makes him sound best.
Yeah.

Speaker 88 Listen, I'm excited about this team. We're getting

Speaker 115 Whitney and Gaz just texting him and just gassing him up.

Speaker 61 Did Dave text you?

Speaker 59 Fired up.

Speaker 88 Dave's not. We're back.

Speaker 106 Just getting him fired up.

Speaker 42 Fight say,

Speaker 10 hold on to your heirlooms.

Speaker 61 He's getting fired up. Enjoy your heirlooms.

Speaker 10 The last thing we need is Patriots fans to win another Super Bowl.

Speaker 24 I'll be honest.

Speaker 24 Are you thinking Soupy?

Speaker 52 I can't do that.

Speaker 51 Wait a second.

Speaker 124 Are you thinking Soupy?

Speaker 88 Why not? Right now. Why not?

Speaker 61 Okay. Why not?

Speaker 88 We've proven we can beat the Bills. I mean, the Chiefs, like,

Speaker 88 going into Arrowhead and beating the Chiefs to make the Super Bowl would be.

Speaker 147 Memes already has found this clip, by the way, of Hank.

Speaker 95 Oh, great. Let's play it.

Speaker 88 It would be the

Speaker 23 great job, memes.

Speaker 88 I feel like I might have, you know, got a little too ahead of myself.

Speaker 88 Might have. This Patriots team is just not going to be.
It's not going to be there this year.

Speaker 121 Might have. I said might have.

Speaker 78 Not going to be be here this year.

Speaker 124 So we were just listening to you.

Speaker 87 I said, might when I said there, I went the Super Bowl.

Speaker 88 And I said, and we might not be, but that could have been wrong.

Speaker 10 So, really, Whitney's laughing at you.

Speaker 147 Let's listen to the rest of the clip. Yeah.

Speaker 145 Probably not.

Speaker 61 Never mind.

Speaker 116 I saw there was still 10 seconds left.

Speaker 157 I thought maybe he was going to continue.

Speaker 88 Yeah, I mean, it was the Raiders week one. I don't know how else he would have reacted to that, but I was wrong.
Vrabel turned the ship around. Players would die for him.

Speaker 22 Vrabel was very like

Speaker 102 the locker room videos, this one meant a lot to him.

Speaker 88 Oh, yeah. And

Speaker 88 just greeting everyone outside the locker room after they win.

Speaker 88 It's just a good time to be a New England Patriots fan. It was, again, I know it's a long rebuild, but we're back.

Speaker 10 Turn the ship around like a lighthouse.

Speaker 45 Drake May does look insane.

Speaker 119 Like, you just got to keep him not concussed.

Speaker 129 Yes.

Speaker 99 Because he probably was concussed.

Speaker 88 He said he was all right.

Speaker 88 He said he was fine.

Speaker 52 Well, he has to now.

Speaker 71 He came back in the game.

Speaker 10 Is there any concern that that people like, no, I was actually really concerned. Like a young quarterback like that, these running guys, you know, they might get hurt.

Speaker 10 Doesn't that keep you up at night?

Speaker 88 I feel like he's a passing guy.

Speaker 80 I mean,

Speaker 87 he had

Speaker 10 62 yards rushing today, eight attempts. I mean, this guy, he's going to be subjecting his body to a lot of hits.

Speaker 88 But he's proven himself as a passer.

Speaker 10 I think that you got to be careful with a guy like that.

Speaker 88 His passer rating the last time.

Speaker 10 I want a guy that stands in the pocket.

Speaker 61 Are unbelievable.

Speaker 45 Best abilities available.

Speaker 10 I don't want these newfangled guys that just take off and try to put people in an N1 mixtape. I want a guy that'll stand strong in the pocket.

Speaker 83 You know, you can actually, it's actually, you can get hurt in the pocket, too.

Speaker 10 Yeah, but no, when you're running like that,

Speaker 10 you're open up that throwing shoulder, legs, head.

Speaker 88 But yeah, if you can get injured anywhere. Ribs.

Speaker 110 You can get injured anywhere.

Speaker 19 In the pocket, out of the pocket.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I'm just saying, something to think about.

Speaker 10 I get nervous when I watch Drake May run.

Speaker 119 Well, congrats, Hank, you guys.

Speaker 42 Drake May looks awesome.

Speaker 129 Thank you.

Speaker 115 And you, I guess, yeah, the Bucs is the next.

Speaker 46 I mean, would you say it's,

Speaker 2 are you going to be reassessing if you lose to the Browns or Falcons?

Speaker 88 No, Falcons are a solid team.

Speaker 73 They didn't look like one tonight.

Speaker 88 Listen, it's the NFL. You can lose games and still

Speaker 88 write the ship.

Speaker 104 Yeah, that's true. That's true.

Speaker 59 Okay.

Speaker 74 Well, here's a team that can't write the ship.

Speaker 33 Chiefs, 31, Raiders, 0.

Speaker 22 The Raiders are so bad.

Speaker 106 That was one of the worst games, I think, that's ever been played.

Speaker 13 The Raiders, just to put it into perspective here, the Chiefs had 434 yards.

Speaker 42 The Raiders had 95.

Speaker 107 The Chiefs ran 77 plays.

Speaker 22 The Raiders ran 30.

Speaker 1 30 is an important number because the Chiefs had 30 first downs.

Speaker 12 The Raiders had three.

Speaker 31 Three first downs.

Speaker 12 The Chiefs had 21 first downs in the first half.

Speaker 26 That was as big of a beatdown as you could possibly have.

Speaker 33 The Raiders are just dog shit.

Speaker 58 And

Speaker 113 fun fact, that was actually Andy Reid's first regular season shutout.

Speaker 83 427 career games coach.

Speaker 2 That is crazy. Isn't that nuts? Yeah.

Speaker 10 So the Raiders had 25 yards rushing. They had 70 yards passing on the day, 3.2 yards per play.

Speaker 10 And those numbers don't even sound as bad as the game was. And the only person that this snuck up on was Pete Carroll.
Yeah. Because Pete Carroll said after the game,

Speaker 10 this was a game I didn't see coming.

Speaker 10 I think he's the only man in America who was surprised that the Chiefs are really good and the Raiders kind of stink now. Yeah.

Speaker 10 And we did see the inevitable benching of Geno for Kenny Pickett in this game. Yep.
And then Kenny Pickett stepped in and I think immediately fumbled the snap. Yeah,

Speaker 10 very first one.

Speaker 12 Geno went

Speaker 74 33 plus game minutes between completions.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 101 He had a completion with like three minutes left in the first quarter and his next one was with two minutes left in the third quarter.

Speaker 10 Yeah, it was bad.

Speaker 15 It was quite a long time that he went without a completion.

Speaker 10 The Chiefs had the play of the week, though.

Speaker 54 The Mahomes? The Mahomes.

Speaker 10 Yeah. He was lining up.
Yep. It was fourth and, what, two, fourth and three.

Speaker 65 I think it was close to that.

Speaker 61 It was like fourth and one, yeah.

Speaker 10 So Mahomes gets under center, and then he does the fake hard count to try to get them to jump off. The Raiders don't jump off, and then Mahomes, the mic caught him going,

Speaker 10 this fucking never works. Actually, let me rephrase that.
This fucking never fucking works, man. Yeah.
And then it went back under center, and they did snap the ball and got a first down easily.

Speaker 56 And it made Tony Romo very uncomfortable to hear those swear words.

Speaker 104 It did.

Speaker 145 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 54 He's like, oh, man, he said some choice language. But that could never fucking work.

Speaker 105 I mean, that was awesome.

Speaker 1 They probably shouldn't have wasted it against the Raiders.

Speaker 10 Yeah, but they'll do it again, and it'll work again. Yeah.

Speaker 10 And they were just putting that on tape so the refs know to look out for it and so they'll call it correctly with the next time the chiefs try to do it.

Speaker 124 The Chiefs are, I mean, Rashi Rice was back.

Speaker 26 He scored two touchdowns in the first half.

Speaker 123 They just, like, this was over so fast.

Speaker 33 The Chiefs are so good. We said it a couple weeks ago, they're winning the Super Bowl,

Speaker 109 at least getting to the Super Bowl.

Speaker 19 I stand by that.

Speaker 12 They had eight guys with a catch, six guys over 30 yards receiving.

Speaker 45 Can I tell you guys a parlay I'm thinking about doing that is a dark, dark thing to do, but it's also like, hey, if it's going to happen, we might as well make money for it.

Speaker 10 Dodgers? No.

Speaker 143 Chiefs?

Speaker 7 No, Dodgers are like minus 10 million to win the World Series.

Speaker 51 No.

Speaker 14 Can you pull it up on DraftKings right now, Max?

Speaker 134 Ohio State to win the national championship and the Chiefs to win the Super Bowl.

Speaker 112 I think it's like 20 to 1.

Speaker 10 I mean,

Speaker 30 it just feels like something that you should just...

Speaker 6 Just do and forget about it.

Speaker 119 Like, don't even think about it.

Speaker 37 Just be like, you know, late January comes around and Ohio State will have won the national title, and the Chiefs will be in the AFC Championship game.

Speaker 53 And then you can figure out, and you can be like, all right, I'll hedge now.

Speaker 10 Why don't you add Scotty Scheffler Masters in there? Just throw it in there.

Speaker 53 It's 20 to 1.

Speaker 131 It's 20 to 1.

Speaker 163 I mean,

Speaker 9 seems like a save.

Speaker 58 The Chiefs are just really good, and they have everyone back now, and they're going to be really good, and their defense is awesome.

Speaker 97 Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 16 I mean, they're, what are they, four and three now, and they're the favorites to win the Super Bowl.

Speaker 28 Like, that just tells you what people think of the Chiefs.

Speaker 56 Yeah.

Speaker 10 I kind of like the nothing ever changes parlay, though. That's good.
Like, add the Panthers in there for NHL.

Speaker 59 Yeah.

Speaker 6 Because it's just,

Speaker 23 like, if it happens, sports fans will be upset.

Speaker 33 Yeah.

Speaker 61 Rightfully so, but will have won money.

Speaker 140 Yeah.

Speaker 117 It's not a terrible idea, right?

Speaker 24 No, I like it.

Speaker 10 I actually like it a lot.

Speaker 61 Yeah.

Speaker 51 So that's the.

Speaker 10 Panthers a little juicy.

Speaker 29 What is that?

Speaker 30 Panthers and Scotty Scheffler?

Speaker 10 Panthers, Scotty Scheffler,

Speaker 110 Chiefs, Ohio.

Speaker 79 I might

Speaker 45 as well throw that in there.

Speaker 147 $100 would give you 90, would win you $95,000.

Speaker 52 Oh, imagine how happy you'd be.

Speaker 16 I mean, again, it's like, I don't want this to happen, but if it's going to happen, we might as well get something from it.

Speaker 10 Right? I've never seen a more obvious statement game than the Chiefs had today where it's like, Rashi Rice is back. Yeah, we're going to remind people that Rashi Rice is very good.
They force it.

Speaker 10 him to do it. And we're going to force it to him and just have him put the league on notice.
Yeah.

Speaker 111 What do you got for it? Do we have the Dodgers?

Speaker 60 Dodgers next year?

Speaker 59 Yeah, no, they don't have just right now.

Speaker 61 We'll just throw that in there.

Speaker 147 That'll up it to 140,000.

Speaker 10 Like that.

Speaker 131 By the way,

Speaker 42 this is never good. When Ash and Genti after the game said, if we're being honest, it's been a losing culture around here for a long time.

Speaker 19 He's been there for like six months.

Speaker 51 He's sick of it. And

Speaker 12 he can sniff it out that it's a losing culture.

Speaker 10 He got six carries today.

Speaker 10 And that's not like the Raiders' game plan being dog shit, which it was, but that's just, they were playing from behind the entire time. But six carries,

Speaker 10 one reception.

Speaker 10 It's just, it's bad. It's really bad.
And they didn't have Myers. He didn't play.

Speaker 104 Yeah.

Speaker 104 And

Speaker 156 Max Trowsby went out of the game with a knee injury.

Speaker 106 I think he's going to be okay.

Speaker 10 They said knee and back.

Speaker 2 Gino said

Speaker 106 he's pointing the the thumb right at himself.

Speaker 85 Okay.

Speaker 116 I mean, that's... Like, thumbs up.

Speaker 25 Yeah, you know it's bad when your quarterback has to be like, it starts with me.

Speaker 39 Anytime that is said in any press conference, shit's going real bad.

Speaker 10 This is a every spot is up for grabs week for Pete Carroll. Yeah.

Speaker 66 Yeah, bring in a basketball team.

Speaker 160 Bring in the aces.

Speaker 61 Yeah.

Speaker 48 Get a little competition going

Speaker 105 in the practices.

Speaker 10 You know what? They just need to have their minds blown. I think you've got to bring in a magician off the strip.

Speaker 111 You think O's?

Speaker 10 Yeah, bring in O's. O's got to get in in there.
David Copperfield.

Speaker 117 O's got to get in the mix. Like,

Speaker 10 we're going to make something disappear. We're going to make the entire stadium disappear.

Speaker 19 Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 103 But yeah, it's just a completely non-competitive game

Speaker 16 in every facet.

Speaker 4 Every facet.

Speaker 55 Raiders are just dog shit.

Speaker 61 When are the Raiders going to win another game?

Speaker 10 Well, they got the Jaguars next. Are the Raiders on a bye now?

Speaker 35 They must be. Yeah.

Speaker 10 Raiders on a bye, Jacksonville.

Speaker 106 That's a team that when they go on a bye, you forget they exist.

Speaker 21 Yeah.

Speaker 94 Because I don't, who would you have starting in your fantasy team?

Speaker 10 That would be, well, maybe Myers.

Speaker 53 Yeah.

Speaker 10 Bowers, but he's hurt, hurt. That's a, you think that Raiders players actually do they leave Vegas on a bye week? Or do they just get to enjoy Vegas?

Speaker 143 Yeah, I think they probably just go to a pool pool party.

Speaker 10 I think they just enjoy Vegas.

Speaker 42 Yeah, they're going to play the Jaguars, the Broncos, the Cowboys, the Browns.

Speaker 49 Browns defense is going to fuck them up, too.

Speaker 155 That's a bad team.

Speaker 129 That's a really bad team.

Speaker 104 Bummer team. All right.

Speaker 42 Another bummer team.

Speaker 2 Panthers 13, Jets 6.

Speaker 17 Memes.

Speaker 116 Well, Panthers aren't a bummer.

Speaker 125 Panthers are above 500 for the first time since 2019.

Speaker 32 Don't look up how the rest of that season went.

Speaker 132 They were also 4-3 in 2019.

Speaker 21 They ended 5-11. But they're above 500.

Speaker 119 The Meow Mix.

Speaker 171 Curse is as real as real could be.

Speaker 42 Since the Meow Mix boys retired their podcast, the Panthers are 3-0.

Speaker 25 They won a game on the road.

Speaker 119 Bryce Young did get hurt, which sucks, but their defense was all over the place today.

Speaker 166 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 10 Credit to them. And Bryce, when he got pulled, he wasn't like terrible today.

Speaker 10 It was the best that we've seen Bryce Young on the road, maybe ever, because Bryce Young, I think, was 1-15 on the road going into today.

Speaker 6 They shouldn't.

Speaker 2 I know that you can't lose a job because of injury, but Chubba Hubbard, like, it's Rico Dowdrill's job.

Speaker 114 This is Rico, yeah.

Speaker 5 It was, they tried to to split the carries, and it wasn't even close.

Speaker 32 Who was more effective?

Speaker 10 Yeah, you got Rico. Rico is the future of that team.

Speaker 10 I have a lot of things that I want to say about the other side of the football.

Speaker 154 Okay.

Speaker 10 Oh, no, let's just stick with the Panthers for a second. Yeah, yeah.
Andy Dalton. Yep.
Andy Dalton's still out there. Good to see him.
We got Andy Dalton and Joe Flacco the same weekend.

Speaker 35 Good to see him. We're not old.
Nope.

Speaker 10 All our favorites are still in the league, which I enjoyed. Xavier Legette had a nice scramble drill touchdown catch.
Yep. He's got a hilarious accent.
I love rooting for that guy.

Speaker 10 I'm running out of stuff to say as I delay talking about the Jets because I feel like memes might kill us.

Speaker 152 Memes,

Speaker 14 is this still hurting?

Speaker 150 Today still managed it still managed to hurt.

Speaker 4 That sucks.

Speaker 10 Memes,

Speaker 153 what

Speaker 10 the fuck

Speaker 10 goes through Aaron Glenn's mind in the last five minutes of halves?

Speaker 140 Hmm.

Speaker 133 Were you specifically talking about this?

Speaker 150 I think you're talking about the punt.

Speaker 10 I'm talking about two things that he did today.

Speaker 130 Both halves today.

Speaker 10 The end of the first half, he, again, just kind of let the clock run out. Did not even attempt to Hail Mary.

Speaker 150 Yeah, the end of the first half,

Speaker 150 I was pissed about. What? Because he said in the media that he was going to take, he should have done the Hail Mary versus the Broncos.

Speaker 61 Yeah.

Speaker 150 He didn't. He said, that's on me.
And then he just repeated the same thing this week.

Speaker 10 He did the same thing. It's like they didn't even want to try to score at the end of the half.
Is his fear... I don't know.
What's his fear in that situation? Like,

Speaker 10 I don't want to risk getting picked off and then giving up a pick six, like 105-yard pick six at the end of the half.

Speaker 150 To be fair, that has happened

Speaker 150 with the Jets. Okay.

Speaker 61 Yes. All right.

Speaker 150 That happened against the Dolphins on the day after Thanksgiving.

Speaker 174 That is fair. Okay.

Speaker 61 I remember that.

Speaker 10 That's fair. But he did say that he wasn't going to do that again.

Speaker 10 That was a mistake that he did. Yeah, no, he said that a week ago.
All right. And then at the end of the game, they were down.
The Jets were losing 13-6.

Speaker 10 They had the ball with two minutes left. Now, granted, it was on their own, what, 12-yard line, something like that.
It was fourth and 10.

Speaker 10 And then

Speaker 61 fourth and 12.

Speaker 10 Then they punted.

Speaker 10 They punted with like two minutes left,

Speaker 10 down seven.

Speaker 150 I didn't necessarily disagree with that one because of how bad the offense was.

Speaker 12 Yeah, Justin Fields got benched in this game.

Speaker 15 Feels like that's done, right?

Speaker 150 Yeah, that's done. He's just a scared puppy out there.
Yeah. Every single defense is just setting new single season records.

Speaker 10 I've got a sad stat.

Speaker 10 A sad stat about Justin Fields. Good guy.
I like him as a person.

Speaker 10 He is now 14 and 36 as a starter, and that is

Speaker 10 the worst winning percentage in NFL history for that many starts.

Speaker 10 He surpassed Blaine Gabbert today.

Speaker 94 He did start on an intentional

Speaker 42 rebuild/slash tank Bears season.

Speaker 105 But yeah, it's bad.

Speaker 10 I think a lot of quarterbacks have started on rebuild.

Speaker 78 Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 59 No, it's bad.

Speaker 62 It's bad.

Speaker 10 It's about as bad as it can get.

Speaker 114 It's actually even crazier that there was like a legitimate civil war on Bears' Twitter over Justin Fields or Caleb Williams at one point.

Speaker 61 Yeah.

Speaker 126 Which is not,

Speaker 166 it's crazy to to think about.

Speaker 10 And then, memes, the other thing I wanted to ask you about when it comes to the Jets defense,

Speaker 10 are we sure Aaron Glenn was ever good at coaching defenses?

Speaker 150 The Lions' defense last year was decimated.

Speaker 104 That's facts. Yeah, but,

Speaker 62 okay.

Speaker 10 2020,

Speaker 10 they were 32nd in the league. 2021, they were 29th in the league.

Speaker 10 2022, 2022, they were 32nd in the league. 2023, they were 19th in the league.

Speaker 104 Progress.

Speaker 10 2024, they were 22nd in the league.

Speaker 165 Decimated. Decimated, though.

Speaker 12 And the 20 and 21 were...

Speaker 44 That was still bad line.

Speaker 91 Yeah, they rebuilt.

Speaker 10 But I mean,

Speaker 10 I guess what I'm saying is that most guys that end up becoming head coaches that were defensive coordinators have like elite defensive units.

Speaker 28 Yeah, like that was a top five unit.

Speaker 10 I don't know if he ever had it. He never had a top 15 unit.

Speaker 150 I'm at the point where I'm not defending him.

Speaker 118 So I agree with you there.

Speaker 150 He doesn't really do much for the defensive side of the ball right now. It's all Steve Wilkes.
So the stuff he's doing as a head coach is also mind-boggling.

Speaker 150 I just don't know where the Jets go at this point.

Speaker 6 Yeah. Tarad?

Speaker 150 You could do Tarad, but the depth of the team, like Garrett Wilson went out, their number two wide receivers, Josh Reynolds. Then they have Tyler Johnson and Alan Lazard.

Speaker 150 Like every coach we've had on this podcast, they talk about good players. It's all about player's play, and the Jets just don't have that.

Speaker 175 And they're just, they have bad head coach, bad quarterback, and just bad players.

Speaker 150 And they're just.

Speaker 61 Blow it up.

Speaker 150 I don't even know how you blow it up.

Speaker 48 I think you got it. You know what?

Speaker 103 I'm going to say something that you don't want to do, but you're going to have to do.

Speaker 17 You're gonna have to get back on Madden and restart as coach.

Speaker 175 I got fired from the Browns and Titans this weekend.

Speaker 80 What? No,

Speaker 59 how?

Speaker 53 They just don't give me a chance.

Speaker 83 How do you one year in?

Speaker 138 One year in. How do you keep getting jobs?

Speaker 145 I don't know.

Speaker 124 What are you doing that's getting you fired so quickly?

Speaker 150 The Browns won. They just, I had Shador playing well.
We went five, five and eleven.

Speaker 61 Okay.

Speaker 175 Fired.

Speaker 150 Titans, I did the opposite approach, traded all my picks, got good players, missed playoffs by one game, fired.

Speaker 61 Oh, no.

Speaker 150 I think I'm rebuilding the Raiders next.

Speaker 10 Yeah, you got to get the Jets back.

Speaker 94 What goes through your head when the screen, when you finish the season and then it pops up like you've been fired?

Speaker 10 Just

Speaker 129 an odd will fuck.

Speaker 78 That happened twice this weekend?

Speaker 150 Twice this weekend.

Speaker 153 What days? Was it the same day?

Speaker 150 No, Friday, and then hit the reset.

Speaker 150 Saturday, played an entire season at like 11 p.m.

Speaker 10 Wait, do you ever make it... Do you ever get fired during the season?

Speaker 150 No, it's always at the end.

Speaker 54 Oh, man.

Speaker 44 So at least you survived the season.

Speaker 10 Survived one season, yeah. Now, do you get to find out who they hire as a head coach after you?

Speaker 60 You do.

Speaker 10 So who have you been replaced by?

Speaker 150 It's always computer-generated.

Speaker 53 Okay,

Speaker 15 random That actually hurts even more.

Speaker 150 You know? Yeah.

Speaker 10 You know what was really weird about Aaron Glenn is

Speaker 10 after last week, the media asked him, hey, have you thought about benching Justin Fields? And he scolded the media for it. And he was like, you know how this league is.

Speaker 10 Why would you even ask me a question like that? No, there's enough blame to go around. I'm not putting it on this young man.

Speaker 10 He got real indignant when it came to being even approached about Justin Fields. And then halfway through this game, he's like, yeah, we're going to bitch him.

Speaker 159 Yeah, we got to get get rid of this guy.

Speaker 150 Yeah, he's just digging his own grave, really. He scolds the media, talks down to the media, and then the media just kills him after every single bonehead decision.

Speaker 10 Yeah, it's fine to talk shit to the media, but then you have to back it up.

Speaker 104 Back it up a little.

Speaker 10 A little bit. Yeah, not asking for the world.

Speaker 150 The only thing I will say is the defense has played a lot better.

Speaker 121 Yeah.

Speaker 121 That's true.

Speaker 114 Now the offense. That's true.

Speaker 150 It just seems that every single week, it's a different part where you just point at where it's just like, let's come together as a team, but it's just.

Speaker 10 Let's try to find the Jets win.

Speaker 49 Yeah, he said Justin Fields unasked about not getting in the end zone.

Speaker 89 He said, how do I explain it?

Speaker 42 We didn't get in the end zone.

Speaker 32 There's a lot.

Speaker 134 I don't mean to be rude, but there's no explanation, to be honest with you.

Speaker 2 That's got to suck to be asked that question.

Speaker 61 Like,

Speaker 15 what do you want him to say?

Speaker 83 We suck.

Speaker 143 Like, that's just it.

Speaker 12 And Tarad

Speaker 48 can move the ball a little bit.

Speaker 97 He just can't throw it deep.

Speaker 31 He was just under throwing everyone.

Speaker 150 He had two guys wide open.

Speaker 111 Yeah.

Speaker 30 He just can't reach them.

Speaker 21 There's a couple plays that were called in that made me think.

Speaker 150 I was like, oh, the offensive coordinator actually is good. It's just we don't have the guys for

Speaker 111 the plays.

Speaker 74 Yeah, you're right about the defense.

Speaker 42 They're the second team in the last 10 years to allow 13 points or fewer in consecutive games and lose both games.

Speaker 165 I would assume the Browns probably were the other team.

Speaker 10 They might be up there, yeah. Is Max just watching replays of

Speaker 10 the Vikings failing to stop the tush push?

Speaker 157 That's just the for you, page.

Speaker 28 They did go sideways on that.

Speaker 134 We forgot to mention that.

Speaker 10 Yeah, that was funny. Shout out to that.
Also, I love that it was.

Speaker 147 Like, this isn't even a false start. People are so broken by the tush push that they're just doing slow motion of.

Speaker 15 This is so offensive.

Speaker 35 So you have to be watching.

Speaker 100 This is so offensive to memes.

Speaker 32 That we're talking about the Jets and you're like, let's talk about the tush push.

Speaker 130 Let's talk about all the babies.

Speaker 61 I didn't

Speaker 61 push all

Speaker 10 babies out there complaining that we didn't get a tush push in a game we won.

Speaker 12 The guy literally said, I was hoping that memes was going to answer the question of, did this hurt?

Speaker 56 with no, nothing can hurt me anymore.

Speaker 2 Because you've got to get to that numb part.

Speaker 12 We've all been in bad

Speaker 12 seasons where you're just like, I'm numb, I'm apathetic.

Speaker 60 Who cares?

Speaker 12 You're still not there.

Speaker 150 No, it keeps getting lower.

Speaker 150 I don't know how it keeps getting lower.

Speaker 10 What would rock bottom be?

Speaker 24 I don't know.

Speaker 10 Yeah. Are we not? We're not at rock bottom yet.

Speaker 150 We find new ways every week.

Speaker 39 Yeah, this one felt especially because it was like

Speaker 98 if the Panthers had killed you, you'd be like, all right, we're just really, really bad, but 13 points.

Speaker 47 To hold them to 13 points, you're like, oh, we could win this game.

Speaker 113 You just couldn't.

Speaker 150 We couldn't. And the young guys on defense are playing well.
The linebackers they drafted aren't.

Speaker 150 They're able to stop the run.

Speaker 10 Hasn't Sauce been pretty good?

Speaker 150 Sauce been great. Only got thrown at twice

Speaker 150 today.

Speaker 12 They play the Dolphins again.

Speaker 42 They play the Browns.

Speaker 152 Yeah. Saints at Saints.

Speaker 31 But you said you're rooting for 0-17.

Speaker 150 It's just a tough process when you're rooting for 0-17.

Speaker 10 Memes, you know what? I mean, you got to circle November 13th. You got to circle December 28th.

Speaker 109 November 13th is going to be, I think we're streaming that in the PMT studio.

Speaker 10 Hankstress memes.

Speaker 9 So mean.

Speaker 110 I mean, imagine.

Speaker 10 Memes, if you guys win two games all year and you beat the Patriots twice, I think you'll be a happy guy.

Speaker 104 Oh, yeah. I'd say one.

Speaker 60 Yeah.

Speaker 60 Yeah. Yeah.
One time. Yeah.

Speaker 12 It's got to be the first time, though.

Speaker 61 No.

Speaker 125 Doesn't matter. No, because then you can hold that over him for a while.

Speaker 171 If he beats you the first time, then you win the second one.

Speaker 106 He can be like.

Speaker 147 But if you win the second one, you can hold over him all year.

Speaker 106 Yeah, but the second one is also. You did that.

Speaker 147 You literally did that to the Packers.

Speaker 139 Yeah, but the second one, though, that's true.

Speaker 39 But the second one is when the Patriots might not be playing anyone.

Speaker 24 You literally did that to the Patriots.

Speaker 45 The Packers were playing people.

Speaker 10 But if you beat them in primetime memes, with the whole world watching,

Speaker 10 you got to go all in for November 13th.

Speaker 10 Rest guys up.

Speaker 150 We're just going to get embarrassed again.

Speaker 150 I know what you're saying. You're trying to.
It's just, there's

Speaker 150 I'm envisioning how that's going to go.

Speaker 1 And it's, yeah.

Speaker 126 Hank's smiling right now.

Speaker 134 His head is spinning. He's doing a dance.

Speaker 126 He's doing a TikTok dance right now.

Speaker 7 You can't see him.

Speaker 104 Oh, geez. He's still in the sixth set.

Speaker 84 All right. Well, memes, I, yeah.

Speaker 33 I was hoping your answer.

Speaker 42 Do you think maybe next week we can get to a point where it's like, it doesn't hurt anymore?

Speaker 12 That's where you need to go.

Speaker 42 You need to get to a point where you just turn it off.

Speaker 150 They play the Bengals next week? Yeah.

Speaker 104 Bengals defense is horrible. Yeah.

Speaker 52 That doesn't matter.

Speaker 10 That does not.

Speaker 10 I'm just trying to help you. It could get lower.

Speaker 62 Joe Faco Revenge game.

Speaker 10 I'm trying to help you out. You can't be thinking that way.

Speaker 154 What, negatively?

Speaker 10 No, like the Bengals defense.

Speaker 48 I'm thinking positive.

Speaker 24 Yeah, you're like, you just saw you're getting hurt.

Speaker 10 You thought, like, Bengals' defense, not very good. Maybe we'll score some points.
You got to stop.

Speaker 150 You should be able to move the ball.

Speaker 10 You got to stop.

Speaker 157 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 10 You got to get to get two defensive touchdowns.

Speaker 10 They got to miss an extra point. They got to miss a fuel goal.
Being able able to throw a forward pass is too positive. Yeah.

Speaker 24 Yeah. Yes.

Speaker 138 No,

Speaker 147 you think you can win the game.

Speaker 11 So here's the thing.

Speaker 150 Aaron Glenn comes for Parcells. Parcels' thing is there's always a path to victory.

Speaker 111 You got to figure out the path to victory.

Speaker 111 Throw a forward pass.

Speaker 111 Yeah.

Speaker 114 Throw a forward pass.

Speaker 10 He had 10 completions today.

Speaker 51 Yeah, it's just, like I said, the deep ones are tough.

Speaker 150 I want Jameis.

Speaker 121 Yes. I've wanted Jameis.

Speaker 150 Yeah.

Speaker 55 I agree.

Speaker 150 If you're going to suck, suck in style.

Speaker 114 Do it.

Speaker 24 I agree.

Speaker 107 Jameis would win you a game 100%.

Speaker 48 Yeah. Jameis would have won this game today.

Speaker 22 I did like the Panthers are like,

Speaker 42 they're four and three, and they're positive momentum, but their Twitter account's posting like it was a loss.

Speaker 38 Did you see that?

Speaker 101 It was just Panthers 13, Jets 6.

Speaker 45 Yeah.

Speaker 111 They're just kind of like, hey, we're not going to get ahead of ourselves. I like that.
Good for them.

Speaker 54 Four and three. Smart.

Speaker 129 Smart.

Speaker 61 Enjoy.

Speaker 10 This is an all-time week of just staring at your record for Panthers fans. Yeah.
Four and three, baby.

Speaker 17 And then who do the Panthers play?

Speaker 10 They got the Bills

Speaker 114 next.

Speaker 61 Okay.

Speaker 10 And then Bills off a buy, then at the Packers.

Speaker 10 But then you got the Saints.

Speaker 59 Okay.

Speaker 79 Okay.

Speaker 10 And as far as I'm any divisional game,

Speaker 10 I could see the Panthers being competitive.

Speaker 82 They're at home against the Bills, though.

Speaker 97 Yeah. And they don't lose it.

Speaker 54 They play well at home.

Speaker 169 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 123 All right.

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Speaker 71 Okay,

Speaker 58 afternoon games.

Speaker 134 Hold on, let me take a swig of water.

Speaker 10 Shout out Body Armor.

Speaker 12 Colts, 38 Chargers, 24.

Speaker 113 Holy shit, the Colts are awesome.

Speaker 48 I got this game wrong.

Speaker 46 Colts fans reminded me of that.

Speaker 136 I was just merely, I think I even said on Friday, I'm not selling on the Colts.

Speaker 7 I'm just trying to find a spot where I can sell on them.

Speaker 1 But that's neither here nor there. If you bet against a team, people get upset.

Speaker 7 I was very wrong.

Speaker 144 The Colts offense is,

Speaker 48 I mean, they're perfect. I don't really know what else to say.

Speaker 21 Like, Daniel Jones is playing perfect football.

Speaker 5 Alec Pierce,

Speaker 58 Michael Pittman, Tyler Warren.

Speaker 21 Oh, and then let's just throw Jonathan Taylor right down your throat with a three-touchdown game.

Speaker 15 His third of the season, he has more than the entire NFL combined in terms of three-touchdown rushing games.

Speaker 74 Their offense is electric.

Speaker 66 They put the Chargers in an immediate hole.

Speaker 3 The Chargers started slow.

Speaker 32 They turned over Justin Herbert twice in the first half, and that was it.

Speaker 106 Like, they just controlled the game.

Speaker 83 They scored six out of the first seven possessions.

Speaker 48 The Colts are not going anywhere.

Speaker 15 They are as legit as legit as could be.

Speaker 106 And Daniel Jones, if you're waiting for him to just suck, he just doesn't.

Speaker 10 And he's now made $600,000 in bonuses because he's won six games.

Speaker 10 Shout out to Daniel Jones.

Speaker 10 He's surgical. Like, when Alec Pierce is sprinting downfield, he's one of the best deep threat targets in the entire league.
He's always open. Daniel Jones finds a way to get the ball to him.

Speaker 10 They've just got like so many ways that they can hurt you. If it's Jonathan Taylor, who might be the best running back in the NFL, still.
They've got a great deep threat in Alec Pierce.

Speaker 10 They've got Tyler Warren that does everything, not just catch the ball, he runs the ball, he blocks.

Speaker 10 They've got Michael Pittman underneath, and they've got Daniel Jones, who if nothing's open, he can run and he'll get you first down. And they've also got Jim Merce on their side.

Speaker 10 This feels like just...

Speaker 10 You can stop looking for faults in the Colts. You can stop being like, oh, look at the jersey.
Look at the logo. They stink.
They've stunk for a while.

Speaker 10 They They are going to be a very good, they are a good football team, and they're going to stick around for a while.

Speaker 1 It clicked for me today

Speaker 106 when it used to be when Daniel Jones would escape the pocket and look downfield.

Speaker 154 You'd be like, uh-oh, this is a problem.

Speaker 2 Now I'm just expecting him to complete a huge pass downfield.

Speaker 15 And that's like

Speaker 115 the way I see him now is completely different than what I used to see out of him.

Speaker 41 And now I'm expecting good things to happen happen when Daniel Jones has to escape the pocket and throw deep.

Speaker 10 There's certain quarterbacks where the ball leaves their hand and you're like, oh, fuck. And Daniel Jones was that guy.

Speaker 10 And now you're like, this is about to be awesome. Correct.

Speaker 10 And it's very rare that you'll see a guy make that change where he becomes a, oh, I'm excited to see where this ball goes, as opposed to, oh, no, here comes something just heartbreaking. Yeah.

Speaker 10 And Justin Herbert finds himself on the other side of that equation more and more recently, especially if he's like in the red zone, throwing into the end.

Speaker 10 You just think that something bad might happen.

Speaker 10 I'm not selling stock on Justin Herbert.

Speaker 10 I think he's a very good quarterback, but he also gives just enough red meat to all the haters to be like, yes, I claim victory after this performance by Justin Herbert.

Speaker 115 The red zone interception today, when it was in the first half, and it was like, okay, the Chargers can answer here.

Speaker 39 That was a bad one.

Speaker 51 Shout out Ronde Gadson, though.

Speaker 20 What a game from him.

Speaker 89 Seven catches, 164 yards.

Speaker 141 But

Speaker 67 they can't block for

Speaker 12 Justin Herbert. And

Speaker 82 the Colts defense, by the way, played really well today.

Speaker 6 They're banged up.

Speaker 32 Chardavius Ward has to go on the IR, so he's going to be out for a few weeks. I think they got Kenny Moore back, which is big in their secondary.

Speaker 28 But they've been shuffling guys in and out, and they've been able to find ways to make big plays and turn the ball over.

Speaker 56 That offense is just humming to a point where they can play with a lead, and they have Jonathan Taylor, and when they play from the the lead, they're just, they're going to squash you.

Speaker 14 But yeah, Justin Herbert,

Speaker 120 the first three games were awesome, and then it's gotten a little bit worse.

Speaker 139 And he actually, the craziest part is, he had a career high in yards today.

Speaker 48 Yeah, how many did he have? 421.

Speaker 10 That's crazy. Yeah.
So he played well at times, but every time he plays well, he does something that makes everybody be like, oh, this guy sucks.

Speaker 98 Now, Max, you are a Justin Herbert non-believer.

Speaker 147 I wouldn't say that.

Speaker 33 You kind of were saying, I think you were saying in the cave, you're like, fuck this guy, whoever says he's good.

Speaker 147 I just think that Justin Herbert is the biggest, like, what if, what if, what if quarterback of all time.

Speaker 147 And I'm sick of hearing the what if when this guy like just shows time and time again that he he's just like a big

Speaker 147 stupid pick guy.

Speaker 61 He throws all these stupid picks.

Speaker 93 Put that on a quote card.

Speaker 65 He's a big, stupid pick guy. You're right.

Speaker 10 He's probably the biggest.

Speaker 147 But it's like every year, it's like, Justin Herbert is so fucking good. If only he had this, if only he had this, if only he had this.
And it's like, at some point,

Speaker 147 you just got to be good.

Speaker 10 You know what I think it is? I think that every team, every bad team looks at Justin Herbert and they think to themselves like, I would kill for this guy.

Speaker 104 Oh, I would kill for him.

Speaker 61 Yeah.

Speaker 10 And every team that's got like a very good quarterback looks at him. They're like, what's wrong with this guy and his picks?

Speaker 98 I remember when there was like, I think it was a made-up rumor, but it was like the Bears trade the number one pick for Justin Herbert.

Speaker 102 I was like, yes.

Speaker 21 Like, no offense to Caleb or whoever the Bears are going to pick, but Justin Herbert.

Speaker 82 So I was definitely in that camp. Yeah.

Speaker 66 But he is a big, stupid pick guy.

Speaker 10 He's got cut down on the stupid picks.

Speaker 4 We have some pretty heartbreaking news that I came across.

Speaker 99 Our guy Shane, Ring Guy Shane,

Speaker 13 he used the hashtag, hashtag pretty close to not being bolted up anymore.

Speaker 29 Oh, no.

Speaker 61 That's brutal.

Speaker 10 So loose bolts?

Speaker 126 He's in a bad spot, I think.

Speaker 85 Yeah.

Speaker 66 I mean, they just got to find a way to, like,

Speaker 129 their offensive line is just getting fucking smashed.

Speaker 10 It was also frustrating at the end of this game because it felt like they didn't have any urgency whatsoever when they had the bolts. Oh, it was crazy.

Speaker 10 How long was that drive that they went on when they were down by 14? Like nine minutes. It was like a nine-minute drive that got to the 35-yard line.

Speaker 104 Yeah, it was bad.

Speaker 97 But the Colts are good.

Speaker 12 The Colts are the best team in the AFC right now.

Speaker 33 They might be the best team in the NFL in terms of just like, we'll see what happens with if the Bucs lose, they'll have the best record in the NFL.

Speaker 21 So if you want to go by records, but I also want to go by just what I'm watching, and the Colts are really fucking good.

Speaker 10 What do you think Daniel Jones has to do for him to get a lot of respect across the league? It's happened for me.

Speaker 48 Like I said, it clicked in my head today where I am no longer saying, oh, no, here comes Daniel Jones.

Speaker 137 And I'm saying, oh, fuck, Daniel Jones is about to just do something sick.

Speaker 10 Because he's just so quietly good. Yeah.
He's like Ben Affleck in the account if there weren't any guns. And

Speaker 12 I thought this was the game, that

Speaker 33 the Chargers were going to catch him.

Speaker 51 And I was way wrong.

Speaker 140 Way wrong. Yeah.

Speaker 129 I did nail the Brown scheme.

Speaker 10 These uniforms.

Speaker 10 Oh, my God. Chargers uniforms, it was too much yellow.
It was entirely too much yellow on my screen.

Speaker 49 The most unserious uniforms you could possibly have.

Speaker 10 Yeah, at least when the Jaguars did it, they added that little bit of mustard, like spicy brown to it so it looked like baby poop. Yep.

Speaker 10 They just were wearing piss.

Speaker 33 And they're getting clowned by the Colts afterwards, rightfully so.

Speaker 98 I think they had a tweet basically comparing themselves to the Minions.

Speaker 32 I don't know if the Chargers have watched the Minions.

Speaker 6 Like that's like those guys do luck into a lot of awesome situations.

Speaker 104 I'd like to hear

Speaker 169 really dumb.

Speaker 10 I'd like to hear Harbaugh's thoughts on the Minions. He could probably dive deeper into that than we could.

Speaker 171 Harbaugh had a testy press conference where he was just doing avoidance on everything.

Speaker 123 Their defense got

Speaker 163 gashed today.

Speaker 46 I think Derwin James just said that.

Speaker 100 We just got

Speaker 29 40 pieced at home and it was,

Speaker 64 it wasn't close.

Speaker 46 Zach, are you a big Minions guy?

Speaker 176 I got nothing but respect for the Minions.

Speaker 103 Yeah.

Speaker 102 You like Kevin?

Speaker 10 I'm in all things Minion. Yeah.

Speaker 21 I like the Minions too. They're funny.

Speaker 143 They're fun, yeah.

Speaker 99 Yeah, they're very funny.

Speaker 15 But they're not an NFL team.

Speaker 51 No,

Speaker 170 Minion gets smoked on the field. Yeah.

Speaker 111 Bad.

Speaker 117 Although they would, you know, they would, like, luck into a touchdown somehow.

Speaker 115 Oh, like,

Speaker 176 the Flea Flickers are hidden.

Speaker 170 The Hail Marys are hidden for the Minions. Yeah.
But, like, the third and ones aren't hidden for the Minions.

Speaker 125 The opponent's dropping the ball at the gold line against the Minions.

Speaker 137 And then they're like, oh, we'll pick this up and run it the other way.

Speaker 133 Oh, we scored a touchdown. We won.

Speaker 53 We're the Minions.

Speaker 10 You could see that happen. It would go, yeah.

Speaker 121 The Minions.

Speaker 82 Memes, what were you going to say? Are you a Minions guy?

Speaker 24 The Minions are a great team.

Speaker 6 Yeah, no, they are. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 51 They'd win this game.

Speaker 150 They wouldn't throw backbreaking interceptions like Justin.

Speaker 71 They would luck into it.

Speaker 10 The Minions would not play Smash Mouth football.

Speaker 10 The Minions don't run the ball. Accidentally,

Speaker 10 they're weak against the run. They could accidentally do anything.
They probably run the most gadget plays. They're probably very good at gadget plays.

Speaker 106 But not actually doing.

Speaker 26 They would just happen.

Speaker 16 I mean, I'm a big Minions guy, but yeah, they would accidentally win this game.

Speaker 15 I think that's fair to say. They would never do this.

Speaker 114 They do do that.

Speaker 15 Yeah, Jim Harbaugh was not.

Speaker 109 Yeah, he was avoiding every question and did not seem like he was in a good mood.

Speaker 103 Maybe there's a chance Jim Harbaugh maybe loves Justin Herbert too much, where he's not going to do what Max just said and say, like, hey, you're a big, stupid pick guy.

Speaker 139 Like, let's face the facts.

Speaker 51 Maybe that he needs to say that to him.

Speaker 10 I think there's a decent chance that Jim Harbaugh was running scout team quarterback as the Colts quarterback this week, getting ready for it. Because I used to play for him.

Speaker 10 Let me just put the helmet on there. I'll do a better job than anybody.
Yeah.

Speaker 147 For the record, I also know no stats on Justin Herbert's picks.

Speaker 104 No, I could be wrong.

Speaker 80 No, you're going on vibes.

Speaker 61 It's a good stat.

Speaker 147 The vibes are big, stupid pick guy.

Speaker 61 Big, stupid pick guy.

Speaker 164 Oh,

Speaker 164 yeah.

Speaker 28 Jonathan Taylor has three games now with three rushing touchdowns.

Speaker 109 He has 11 on the season.

Speaker 155 Games with three plus rushing touchdowns,

Speaker 162 three.

Speaker 155 The Jets games with three touchdowns, two.

Speaker 140 Hmm.

Speaker 62 What are you looking at?

Speaker 62 I'm sorry.

Speaker 109 I didn't mean it to be, but that's a stat.

Speaker 30 Like, that's just show.

Speaker 82 It's more of Jonathan Taylor so good.

Speaker 30 He's so fucking good.

Speaker 12 And he does a thing where he does the touchdowns.

Speaker 31 It's kind of like Saquon last year, where you're like on the 24.

Speaker 12 You're on the opponent's 24.

Speaker 33 You're about to be in the red zone.

Speaker 106 You're like, all right, here we go.

Speaker 33 This is where it gets tight. He's like, you know what?

Speaker 25 I'll just do it right now in one play.

Speaker 10 He also had, I think, the coolest touchdown celebration of the week when he got in the end zone and just started skipping. Yeah.
That was pretty cool. Yeah.

Speaker 71 Okay.

Speaker 33 Yeah, we'll see what happens with.

Speaker 119 I feel bad for Shane.

Speaker 61 When he's not ready to get bolted up, oh, memes, you don't like that.

Speaker 15 You don't think I should feel bad for Shane? No.

Speaker 78 He's almost bolted up.

Speaker 61 He's got a winning record.

Speaker 2 You got a franchise quarterback.

Speaker 150 Nut up. You lost to a good team.

Speaker 82 Yeah, that's true. That's a good point.

Speaker 25 I think it's more that they started 3-0 and they have looked bad since.

Speaker 150 Injuries happen to everybody. You gotta

Speaker 10 nut up. So we gotta stop both up, and we gotta start nutting up.

Speaker 147 Memes just keep saying back here, he's like, you guys wouldn't last a second in my shoes.

Speaker 29 It's probably true.

Speaker 150 PFT's moping around about his quarterback being injured, but like, you're still, you have a franchise quarterback.

Speaker 114 We'll get to that. Thanks, Memes.
Yeah, we'll get to that game. Makes me feel better.

Speaker 10 Get to that game. Hank, you can shut the fuck up right now with that sigh.

Speaker 24 PFT, I think Pembika. I think PFT lost

Speaker 61 like

Speaker 39 two words said for four hours this afternoon.

Speaker 62 Yeah, it was bad.

Speaker 100 All right, we'll get to that game.

Speaker 10 I looked up this afternoon, and

Speaker 10 we were 10 minutes into Sunday night football, and I had no idea the game was on because I was just sitting here staring at my computer.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I'm usually locked on with my Sunday schedule, and I just went to a K-hole. Yeah.

Speaker 104 All right.

Speaker 83 Next game, Packers, 27, Cardinals, 23.

Speaker 20 The Packers have won a game on the road.

Speaker 16 They looked not great doing so.

Speaker 44 It basically was the Packers' offense is, I don't know what it is.

Speaker 15 It's kind of still a work in progress where it looks clunky at times.

Speaker 42 The Packers' defense arrived today.

Speaker 120 Micah Parsons had three sacks.

Speaker 139 Rashawn Gary had the big strip sack in the third quarter.

Speaker 128 That's what got them back in this game.

Speaker 123 Also, credit to Matt LaFleur, big balls of LaFleur.

Speaker 42 I don't know if you saw the sequence where it was fourth and two at the Arizona 29 with 230 left, and they were down three.

Speaker 44 Line up to kick a field goal, call a timeout, which was their second timeout. So they basically were like, this is it.

Speaker 82 We're burning the boats.

Speaker 106 If you don't get this fourth down,

Speaker 106 you now only have one timeout left.

Speaker 56 The game is over.

Speaker 37 Draws up the perfect play to Tucker Kraft,

Speaker 33 gets a fourth down, scores a touchdown, wins a game.

Speaker 30 That was a big balls move by Matt LaFour.

Speaker 10 Yeah, it was. It was like, you're going to have to sit in this if this one play doesn't work.
And on the Cardinals' side, they've now lost five games by a total of 14 points. Their last five games.

Speaker 10 It's pretty crazy.

Speaker 24 I think this game might be 13 points.

Speaker 10 Lost by one point, lost by three points, lost by one point, lost by four points, lost by four points.

Speaker 52 That's

Speaker 52 13.

Speaker 45 So we got four,

Speaker 108 four,

Speaker 59 one, one, one.

Speaker 10 One, three, yeah. That's 13 points.
13 points.

Speaker 120 And they also, every single of their last five games, have come down to the the last play.

Speaker 48 Three of them field goals kicked against them.

Speaker 39 Two of them, Hail Marys that did not work in the end zone.

Speaker 10 And they've been winning or tied in all five of their losses with, I think it's under five minutes left in the fourth quarter. Yeah.

Speaker 107 Not only that, they've lost three straight games after leading by seven or more points entering the fourth quarter.

Speaker 114 That's hard to do.

Speaker 10 That was just some nice jazz, some nice sad Cardinals jazz.

Speaker 10 Talking about how bad their losses have been. And this one felt like they were going to, I actually thought they were going to win this one.
I did too.

Speaker 139 They're 0-5, by the way, since

Speaker 151 the Michael Vick

Speaker 159 Jersey. Yep.

Speaker 114 0-5.

Speaker 10 Listen, Jacoby Brissett, I don't think you can watch the Cardinals now and be like, I miss Kyler Murray. Jacoby Brissette is just, he's better at running this offense than Kyler was.
Yeah.

Speaker 5 It's...

Speaker 142 I think the Packers are really good, aren't they?

Speaker 119 They just don't look as dominant.

Speaker 33 You don't think so, Max?

Speaker 119 You don't think they're really good?

Speaker 59 I mean, they're 4-101.

Speaker 138 I don't know if they're

Speaker 103 really good.

Speaker 147 I think

Speaker 138 what constitutes really good.

Speaker 152 Top three team in the NFC?

Speaker 77 Who would you take over them?

Speaker 29 Let's do it real quick, right?

Speaker 55 Would you take your Eagles?

Speaker 147 We'll find out. We play them in a couple weeks.

Speaker 124 I would take right now.

Speaker 24 Definitely the Bucs, definitely the Rams. That's what I was going to say.

Speaker 123 Bucs, Rams, then Packers would be how I'd would rank the top of the NFL line right this second.

Speaker 66 They killed the Lions.

Speaker 10 Yeah, but that was week one. It was.

Speaker 57 But until that, you know.

Speaker 121 I mean, the Packers.

Speaker 44 And the Cowboys' tie is actually not looking as bad.

Speaker 10 No, but the Packers lost to the Browns. They did.
They did.

Speaker 2 That was a crazy game.

Speaker 147 And then

Speaker 147 they beat the Bengals by nine.

Speaker 147 They barely beat the Cowboys.

Speaker 117 Yeah, I mean, I don't think they've been impressive with their wins, but

Speaker 147 the Lions was very impressive.

Speaker 2 I guess the Commanders. The Commanders, I mean, they did body the Commanders.

Speaker 21 I I think they've also won all of their games.

Speaker 126 They've scored exactly 27 points.

Speaker 10 It's kind of weird. That is kind of weird.

Speaker 10 I think that they're a very good football team with an extremely good head coach, which makes them...

Speaker 147 We have better wins than the Eagles have better wins. I agree.

Speaker 33 Here's my fear about the Packers.

Speaker 98 I think they're

Speaker 162 a

Speaker 98 very good team that...

Speaker 29 is like rounding into form to get even better.

Speaker 16 Do you know what I mean? They're going through the bullshit, like, figuring it out, and they're going to figure it out, and their offense is going to look really good at some point.

Speaker 166 And it's going to be like, fuck.

Speaker 10 Just starting to happen.

Speaker 137 And Micah Parsons' three-sack game, like, it's going to start happening.

Speaker 10 They're starting to find golden, too? Yeah, they're not,

Speaker 116 they're not, they're not a finished product, but they're going to, they're going to get there, and then I'm going to be like, god damn it.

Speaker 15 I knew it was going to happen.

Speaker 10 Yeah, they're, what's scary is they're a good team that's getting better. Right.

Speaker 74 And they're not, and, and, and their wins are not, like, they're, they're not blowing teams out yet.

Speaker 109 I just, this is all fears I'm just saying out loud.

Speaker 137 That's that's where I'm worried.

Speaker 10 I think they're a very good team. I'll say it.
They're a very good team. Packers are a very good team.
I won't go very much.

Speaker 59 The Eagles are better than the Packers, family. Okay.

Speaker 60 Okay.

Speaker 78 Neutral, man. Neutral side.

Speaker 67 I need you to feel that way.

Speaker 78 I mean, fucking looking at them up.

Speaker 147 Looking at the, like, the two teams that I said that are better than the Packers, the Eagles have fucking beat.

Speaker 6 Yep. Yeah.

Speaker 78 So,

Speaker 61 what am I talking about here?

Speaker 61 They lost to the Browns. And the Broncos.

Speaker 147 Are the Browns better than the Giants?

Speaker 118 No.

Speaker 51 Probably not. Probably the same.

Speaker 129 Yeah.

Speaker 104 They're probably the same.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they're probably the same.

Speaker 28 But the Giants killed you.

Speaker 147 When our entire defense was out. True.

Speaker 61 Good point.

Speaker 54 Good counterpoint.

Speaker 88 Thursday night. Thursday night.

Speaker 165 It doesn't count. Yeah.

Speaker 53 And

Speaker 61 they were bummed about the Phillies.

Speaker 60 Yeah, everyone was bummed about the Phillies.

Speaker 119 But just Siri audience said that after the game, Big Dangio is a huge Phillies fan.

Speaker 147 He would start his Monday press conference every week of what the Phillies' magic number was to clinch the playoffs.

Speaker 42 All right, so maybe I'm just getting ahead of myself and I'm getting myself mentally prepared for the Packers rounding in a form.

Speaker 52 I do think the Packers are very good.

Speaker 12 I think

Speaker 5 their offense has not looked smooth.

Speaker 15 And I think it will eventually, once it does look smooth, then it's going to be like a watch out.

Speaker 112 I think it's just like

Speaker 10 you're not going to win every week in the NFL. You're going to lose some games that you you should win.
The Packers, most of the time, they win those games and they win them decidedly.

Speaker 10 It's not, they're always going to be a good team when they have this core and they've got Matt LaFleur as their head coach. They're not going to just go out there and suck.
They just never will.

Speaker 9 Who do they play next?

Speaker 10 The tie really fucks everybody. They're at the Steelers.

Speaker 34 Panthers, Birds.

Speaker 19 Sunday night football.

Speaker 10 Birds on the 10th.

Speaker 97 That's a Monday night football game.

Speaker 147 Max, sorry, you're not. No, that's November.

Speaker 21 you're going to have to watch Monday night football?

Speaker 10 That's an off day for you.

Speaker 115 Yeah, that is an off day.

Speaker 147 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought you were asking me.

Speaker 48 No, you're going to have to watch Monday night football. Yeah, no,

Speaker 147 I think I will be attending that game.

Speaker 61 Oh, okay. Nice.
I think I will be boots on the ground.

Speaker 138 Love that.

Speaker 104 Very cool. Love that.

Speaker 48 Oh, that's in Lambo.

Speaker 149 Yeah, it's at Lambo.

Speaker 61 Oh, okay. All right.

Speaker 20 Next game, Cowboys 44, Commanders 22.

Speaker 174 PFT?

Speaker 140 Mm-hmm.

Speaker 140 Yep.

Speaker 89 We haven't talked.

Speaker 3 No. No,

Speaker 1 you were sitting here in silence, which is understandable.

Speaker 167 Yeah.

Speaker 31 Did anyone talk to him after the game?

Speaker 21 I think we all avoided any conversation.

Speaker 147 I gave him some nachos. You did.

Speaker 10 The nachos were actually great. That was the best part of my night.
Thank you, Max.

Speaker 29 All right, so let's talk.

Speaker 104 Yeah,

Speaker 10 I'm in a bad mental state right now.

Speaker 10 I'm feeling bad.

Speaker 10 I'm feeling like last season was a mirage

Speaker 10 and nothing ever good is going to happen to the Commanders franchise ever because nothing good ever has happened to them with the exception of last year, which was awesome.

Speaker 10 And I should have known that the universe would just circle back on me and that nothing good.

Speaker 10 We're never going to have a successful team ever again. We made the NFC championship game.
That was very cool. I enjoyed every second of it.

Speaker 162 Now all of our players are hurt.

Speaker 10 We are starting wide receivers today. Robbie Chosen was our wide receiver one.

Speaker 104 Not Luke? AK.

Speaker 37 Whoa, don't disrespect Luke.

Speaker 10 Luke played his heart out out there. Luke left his guts on the field.

Speaker 10 Great job with the return game today.

Speaker 10 Robbie Chosen was our wide receiver one. We had rookie Jalen Lane.
We had Chris Moore, who's a journeyman.

Speaker 10 The offense sucked.

Speaker 10 It didn't look like football. Our defense was worse.
Our defense couldn't stop anything today.

Speaker 10 We just won't be able to stop anything. The Cowboys just had their way with us.

Speaker 10 Jaden Daniels got hurt. And for a second,

Speaker 10 I thought it was Dunzo. I thought ACL.
This is what I've prepared myself for mentally. Every time he gets hit, I think something bad is going to happen.
Something bad did happen to him.

Speaker 10 I think it's just the hamstring.

Speaker 10 He might be okay. I don't know how long he's going to be out.
Marcus Mariota came in and gave a thumbs up. And he gave a thumbs up.

Speaker 10 And I have tickets to Arrowhead Stadium next weekend for Monday Night Football, where now I guess I'm going to go watch Robbie Chosen and Marcus Mariota get their shit pushed in by Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 116 Whoa.

Speaker 48 Marcus Mariota, didn't he win a playoff game in Arrowhead?

Speaker 78 Remember when he passed to himself?

Speaker 61 Yeah, I remember that.

Speaker 10 Yeah, so he's got experience. There you go.
He's got experience. Come on.

Speaker 10 It was bad.

Speaker 10 The offense looked completely disjointed. But most importantly, here's the problem.
Our defense is bad, and we have a lot of old slow players that play out there for us.

Speaker 10 And having Jaden have so much success as a rookie quarterback, that kind of got rid of the rebuilding plan that we had.

Speaker 10 Because you got to go all in if you have a good team. So Adam Peters was like, fuck it, let's just go all in.
We'll trade away some draft picks. We'll try to get some weapons.

Speaker 10 Let's try to win right now. Let's get Lattimore at cornerback.
And in reality,

Speaker 10 Jaden just covered up for a lot of bad stuff about the team last year. Yeah.
Which I said going into even like the end of the season, I don't think that we're a very good team. We're just pretty good.

Speaker 10 And then Jaden is just able to make stuff happen on his own.

Speaker 120 We're deep, deep.

Speaker 10 We should be deep in rebuild, but we're not. And that is a problem.
That's going to be a problem moving forward, I think. It was bad.
You saw the game. Yeah.
There's not a lot to be had.

Speaker 10 I'm starting starting to just think that everything that ever good happened last season is just, it was nice.

Speaker 10 Hey, I had the time of my life. 2024, what a magical run that was.

Speaker 10 I was so happy. I was a happy boy.
And then reality set in.

Speaker 10 And then Jaden started to get banged up. And then I realized the same as it ever was.

Speaker 60 Yeah.

Speaker 10 And

Speaker 10 that's where I'm at right now.

Speaker 74 What's the,

Speaker 126 I mean, the Jaden injury sucks.

Speaker 83 Yeah.

Speaker 41 And he's, this is the second one this year where he's been banged up and he's going to have to miss time, which sucks.

Speaker 123 Where are you at?

Speaker 56 Like, I mean, he's got to, I guess we got to find out what it is.

Speaker 10 I think it's a hamstring. Okay.

Speaker 13 So just wait till he's all the way healthy.

Speaker 21 Don't risk it. Right?

Speaker 10 But he's going to want to play.

Speaker 6 Yeah, right.

Speaker 145 But

Speaker 10 if it's a hamstring, I don't know. I don't know what's going to happen.
I'm just, I'm, this Monday night

Speaker 10 against the Chiefs is just going, it's going to be the saddest trip that I'll ever go on. Yeah.
Like, I'm planning, I'm going to have to plan my flight, my hotel room.

Speaker 48 Wait, you haven't bought any of this?

Speaker 10 Well, I do, but I got to, you know, I got to go through the whole thing of getting ready to travel on the road, go to the airport,

Speaker 10 pay money for an Uber to take me to the airport, fly on a small-ish plane, a regional plane into Kansas City, go to a tailgate, endure people being like, hey, we're about to kick your ass today, then sit in my seat for an hour, getting my ass kicked, and then go back, probably pretty drunk, to my hotel, and then go to sleep, wake up early in the morning on Tuesday, fly back, walk through the airport in Kansas City after just getting my ass kicked,

Speaker 10 land in Chicago, and then get into a cab, driving directly into the office where I will then have to talk on part of my take

Speaker 10 about how I just got my ass kicked last night. That's what I'm looking at right now.

Speaker 88 Okay, whose line is it, anyway?

Speaker 6 Well,

Speaker 26 here's a positive spinzoni.

Speaker 84 It sounds like you might not have bought the flight.

Speaker 126 Just don't go.

Speaker 10 No, I did buy the flight.

Speaker 134 Are you sure? I got the flight. Yeah.

Speaker 10 You got the hotel? I got the hotel.

Speaker 146 You sure? Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 75 Yeah. Yep.

Speaker 104 Got all that.

Speaker 10 I bought the best seats I could possibly find. Shout out Game Time.
Shout out Game Time. I used Game Time and I was like, you know what? This is going to be a torch passing game.

Speaker 96 Mahomes.

Speaker 10 He might play.

Speaker 112 He gave a thumbs up to his mom.

Speaker 54 He did.

Speaker 10 Also, shout out to his mom. His mom wants people to stop saying RG3.

Speaker 10 You're manifesting that. Just stop saying that.
His mom said that.

Speaker 158 There's a difference.

Speaker 10 There's a difference. She tweeted,

Speaker 88 I wish you would stop manifesting RG3 on my son. Words are powerful, and that's all that's talked about.
Yep.

Speaker 10 I agree with Miss Jackson.

Speaker 88 The replies are.

Speaker 54 I also feel like she should maybe just not have a Twitter.

Speaker 88 It's not pretty. She should not be.
It's not a pretty scene in the middle.

Speaker 2 She's in a lot of stuff.

Speaker 88 Did you see she got to catch up with Tom Brady before the game?

Speaker 10 No, I didn't see that. Beautiful moment.

Speaker 88 in a lot of money. Nice, warm hug.

Speaker 10 They caught up. Yeah.
That's good. That's good that they caught up.
Nice warming.

Speaker 33 Mike Florio said early indications are the commanders QB Jaden Daniels' injury is nothing serious.

Speaker 10 Okay, that's good. That's good.
I mean, even if he does play next week, I don't know how he can win a football game with those receivers. How did he look before he got injured?

Speaker 10 He actually didn't look bad. The fumble that he had when he got injured, that was a bad play.
He was throwing the ball pretty well.

Speaker 10 I think they had three or four drops when the commanders also lead the league in drops now, which is not helping things. No.
But I don't think he looked bad. He was running pretty effectively.

Speaker 10 He was pretty accurate.

Speaker 10 It was just mostly like the game started. The Cowboys scored right off the bat.
And we were just playing catch up the game.

Speaker 69 The Cowboys' offense is awesome.

Speaker 10 It's very, very good.

Speaker 106 CeeDee Lamb is back.

Speaker 83 He had 110 yards and a touchdown just in the first half.

Speaker 126 Jake Ferguson is awesome.

Speaker 28 I mean, we know George Pickens, Javante Williams.

Speaker 15 They're just loaded on offense.

Speaker 61 They're a fun team to watch.

Speaker 28 How much blame do we put on Jerry O'Connell?

Speaker 10 I mean, a significant amount, obviously.

Speaker 44 He released a video, if you want to play it,

Speaker 43 because he did say in the fantasy preview that Jaden Daniels was going to break all the records and was going to have an out of this world year.

Speaker 94 Can you find that, Max? The video he just put out?

Speaker 13 He said he's already moving off.

Speaker 90 He also did a Valley Girl accent just out of nowhere, nowhere, but not as a bit.

Speaker 167 I think he's hanging out with his daughters too much.

Speaker 10 And Kelly Safford. Yeah.

Speaker 177 We're done with Jaden.

Speaker 177 We hope he's okay, but I want to apologize to all the AWLs for saying in my fantasy preview back at Camp Barstool that

Speaker 177 Jaden was going to break all records. And

Speaker 177 this is going to be a big season for him.

Speaker 177 It's just not happening.

Speaker 177 We have Dart on the bench and the Giants are the future of the NFC East.

Speaker 10 What time was this recording?

Speaker 61 The first quarter.

Speaker 177 He gave the thumbs up to mom, to mommy there, but

Speaker 19 we're moving on, PFT. We're moving on.

Speaker 82 He just broke up with you.

Speaker 10 Well, no, he's saying that because Jaden's hurt, obviously. So he's not going to start Jaden next week.
But he's going to come crawling back to Jaden the second he has a good game.

Speaker 10 I'm trying to figure out. When does Terry come back?

Speaker 111 I don't know.

Speaker 10 I see, I don't. Noah Brown.

Speaker 10 I don't think Noah Brown lives in the state of Virginia anymore. He hasn't been around.
Terry, obviously, being hurt, sucks. Debo was very clearly hurt in Monday Night Football.
I don't know.

Speaker 10 We just don't have anybody to throw the ball to outside of Zach Ertz.

Speaker 78 Luke. Luke,

Speaker 10 they didn't look at Luke today. And Luke was out there just fighting his dick off for you.
Couldn't get even a sniff.

Speaker 104 It's, yeah,

Speaker 104 mentally

Speaker 10 a puddle.

Speaker 10 I just melted into a puddle today when Jaden got hurt because you do go back and you flash back and you think if your team's never been good, you think, oh, nothing ever good is going to happen to us again.

Speaker 10 I still completely believe in Jaden long term. I don't think that the RG3 comparisons are accurate at all because Jaden, his rookie year, was way better than RG3 was his rookie year.

Speaker 10 RG3 had like six good weeks. He was injured for a little bit.
What Jaden did his rookie year, and what I've seen out of him, he's still a very, very good quarterback.

Speaker 10 There's a lot that's going wrong around him, and also the injuries suck that he has to deal with right now. But I agree with Mitch Jackson.
I stand with Mitch Jackson. Miss Jackson, I got your back.

Speaker 10 Always.

Speaker 118 Yeah.

Speaker 47 Max, anything as an NFC's foe?

Speaker 147 I don't have much to say. I don't like to see my friend upset.

Speaker 157 I don't like this.

Speaker 10 I don't like the vibes. I want you guys to be.
Ask me a question.

Speaker 62 I answer the question.

Speaker 10 I want you guys to be antagonistic. I want to get mad at somebody.

Speaker 10 I don't know if you're not.

Speaker 61 The Commanders in the Hungry Dog.

Speaker 78 You're making me mad about the people.

Speaker 61 I was

Speaker 88 like, Commanders. Yeah, no, clearly.
That was a huge mistake, but I really believed in them.

Speaker 10 You put the Cowboys in the Hungry Dog until the line flipped, and then the Commanders became the favorite or the underdog. So you switched them.

Speaker 147 Meme said he wants to get you mad.

Speaker 10 Get me mad. Because, like,

Speaker 10 yes,

Speaker 10 I've been sad.

Speaker 114 Go ahead, Meme.

Speaker 61 I would rather be mad than sad.

Speaker 5 He has been sad.

Speaker 23 Like, he's been...

Speaker 44 I walked in here, I don't know, like 6 o'clock, and he was just sitting by himself, just not talking.

Speaker 10 I looked at Tankathon today.

Speaker 145 Oh,

Speaker 145 God.

Speaker 10 I looked at Tankathon.

Speaker 88 I know. I just did.
You said you don't care about the Patriots. You only care about me, but is the fact that

Speaker 88 Jaden came before Drake May.

Speaker 88 Have you thought about that at all? Has that even crossed your mind? Good thought, man.

Speaker 10 The thought that I have is that a million times out of a million, I would take Jaden over Drake May. A million times.
Okay, good to know.

Speaker 18 Yeah, a million times.

Speaker 21 What about staying on the field?

Speaker 10 It would be a positive step if he could.

Speaker 156 Memes, go ahead. You want to get him mad?

Speaker 150 No, I'm just, he's just stealing my whole flow.

Speaker 121 So get him mad.

Speaker 34 Memes is a sad guy.

Speaker 150 You got a new owner. You got a new quarterback.

Speaker 116 Yeah.

Speaker 24 Listen, I love. Get your own thing.

Speaker 62 Yeah.

Speaker 24 I love having. Get him mad.

Speaker 54 I love Dan Snyder.

Speaker 10 Here's some good. Dan Snyder's yacht ran out of batteries and went adrift out in the Atlantic Ocean last week.
That's fucking awesome.

Speaker 159 That is awesome. Yeah.

Speaker 10 He had to get towed in by a little puny tugboat. Loser.
Yachi's batteries? Or his engine or whatever. You remember that one that

Speaker 10 the one that ran into the bridge? That's what happened to Dan Snyder out in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Got it.

Speaker 80 Yeah.

Speaker 10 So that kicked ass. No, you're right, memes.
I have a lot to be thankful for.

Speaker 61 Get him mad.

Speaker 61 That's all I had.

Speaker 10 No, but I'd rather be mad than sad.

Speaker 61 I don't like that you guys are like, oh, is he okay?

Speaker 121 I'll be okay.

Speaker 12 Max, you're sad after above Jalen Hurts.

Speaker 10 Yes.

Speaker 59 All offseason.

Speaker 147 I mean, that's fine.

Speaker 147 He's backing his own guy.

Speaker 54 Yeah, no, I know. But you could.

Speaker 59 I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 147 The Commanders don't look very good right now.

Speaker 10 They're not good. They don't look good.

Speaker 55 Their defense is old.

Speaker 88 Are you worried that the Bears season completely collapsed after they lost to the Commanders last year? And that

Speaker 88 this year that might happen after the Commanders lost to the Bears.

Speaker 10 I too read Twitter replies, Hank.

Speaker 61 Oh, here we go.

Speaker 79 Here we go. Here we go.

Speaker 148 I'm not.

Speaker 61 No, I'm not.

Speaker 10 I'm not concerned about that at all. I don't think that there's a weird voodoo curse that's going on between a game between the Commanders and the Bears that happens every year.

Speaker 55 But it is now looking.

Speaker 10 It's one loss. We lost the Cowboys.
We're probably going to lose to the Chiefs.

Speaker 145 We lost the Chiefs.

Speaker 10 And then we got the Seahawks, and so we got the Lions, and then we get to go to Madrid. I might,

Speaker 10 then we get the Dolphins in Madrid. It's a very hard schedule, and our team's bad.

Speaker 88 Did you read the Twitter replies to Miss Jackson since you read Twitter replies?

Speaker 61 No, I didn't. Out of respect to Ms.

Speaker 130 Jackson.

Speaker 98 I thought you read Twitter replies.

Speaker 10 Out of respect to Miss Jackson, I don't think that we should.

Speaker 88 You have an intimate relationship with him, which is really weird. We can say whatever we want about your boyfriend.

Speaker 10 He loves his mom. What can I say?

Speaker 61 I'm reading the Twitter replies.

Speaker 88 I read Twitter replies.

Speaker 10 Well, you already read those. Hmm? You already read those.
What do you mean? Why are you rereading them?

Speaker 88 Well, you said you read Twitter replies, so I'm just reading some to you.

Speaker 10 I think that Miss Jackson is a great mom who's got nothing but the best interest for her son, Jaden, and

Speaker 10 sometimes maybe people get the best of her and provoke her online.

Speaker 88 Your son is injury-prone. Tell his skinny ass, get his weight up.

Speaker 88 Thoughts.

Speaker 10 He's got a skinny ass.

Speaker 10 Like that, actually, like if Jaden came, if he just, you know what he needs to do? Spend the offseason, just add like 30 pounds of anything.

Speaker 131 I also don't think he's injury prone.

Speaker 19 We're not there yet.

Speaker 61 Yeah.

Speaker 10 We're not there yet.

Speaker 51 We're not there yet. We're not there yet.

Speaker 10 He broke a rib last year.

Speaker 42 Oh, Max, you disagree.

Speaker 147 I'm looking at your face. I mean, it's.

Speaker 61 I think one.

Speaker 24 You can only be judged off of your.

Speaker 10 Okay. He's got a sprained knee this year, and then he pulled his hamstring.

Speaker 138 Correct. Yeah.

Speaker 10 Injury prone. We don't know if he's going to miss any time, though, with a hamstring.

Speaker 140 It's true.

Speaker 147 If he misses time,

Speaker 149 injury prone.

Speaker 147 That's three injuries now in two years that have caused him to miss time,

Speaker 149 injury prone.

Speaker 147 I mean, he can,

Speaker 147 I guess, change the narrative,

Speaker 157 but right now, the narrative would be injury prone.

Speaker 10 I would like to see his ass get a little thicker.

Speaker 147 There's one way to realize how injury-prone Jaden Daniels is, and that's you watching him run the football.

Speaker 156 What do you mean?

Speaker 147 That every time he runs the football, you're just like,

Speaker 10 I did that before he got healthy. I'm going to be healthy.

Speaker 61 I did that

Speaker 10 week one.

Speaker 10 Also, Dak Prescott needs to buckle his chin strap tighter. He's getting calls for face masks just because his helmet's flying off.
That's on you, Dak.

Speaker 154 Yeah, fuck Dak.

Speaker 88 Did you see RG3's tweet about this game?

Speaker 10 I did not. That did not come across my desk.

Speaker 145 I'll send it to you guys.

Speaker 10 Why'd you just say it? It's a podcast.

Speaker 10 Well, it was a picture, so it's tough to to say a picture but it's a hilarious meme yeah it's a good meme does it involve a croissant it does not you want me to pull it up

Speaker 37 yeah pull it up

Speaker 123 to your football fans this is

Speaker 32 he loves to do the safe space oh it's a picture of him him reacting to the cowboys score score all right are the cowboys wouldn't you want one a quarterback from your old like

Speaker 88 would you want him supporting the commanders Uh, your

Speaker 10 golden boy Tom Brady left your team, and when he would never

Speaker 88 post a meme with a shocked face if the Patriots got blown out

Speaker 10 of division rival, hypothetically, if you had like an all-time legendary coach, you would hope that he did not leave and then completely forbid his new team on posting anything about your old team,

Speaker 88 allegedly, yeah.

Speaker 85 Yeah,

Speaker 12 uh, PFT, I think everything's going to be just fine.

Speaker 6 Jaden Daniels is going to be fine.

Speaker 127 And

Speaker 42 Debo and Terry are going to come back.

Speaker 74 And then you guys, you know what?

Speaker 33 Here's what I think is going to happen.

Speaker 42 I think you guys are going to be the team.

Speaker 47 I think you're going to be the team that,

Speaker 47 like, maybe

Speaker 74 people will bury you in the next two weeks.

Speaker 10 Probably three. Three.

Speaker 21 And then you'll be like, uh-oh, watch out.

Speaker 132 Here come the Commanders.

Speaker 114 Yeah, I mean, that could very well happen.

Speaker 10 It honestly honestly could become a problem for america right like because we've got monday night football against the chiefs i think the seahawks is a primetime game too yep uh the madrid game yep like there

Speaker 10 there's going to be a lot but i can see you guys being the oh watch out here come the commanders kind of team you know like where it's like oh yeah we forgot because jaden daniels got hurt and they lost a couple games i'd rather we might get healthy at the right time yeah that type that type of situation things were so good when we beat the chargers just a couple weeks ago scored 27 points.

Speaker 10 We used the Packers formula.

Speaker 123 It is true.

Speaker 109 The whole rebuild comment is true that Jaden Daniels was, if you can fault him with anything, he was maybe too good year one.

Speaker 85 Yeah.

Speaker 126 Because it's like

Speaker 21 you went all in on an old defense.

Speaker 42 You're going to have to just get younger on defense.

Speaker 10 We need probably two new linebackers. We need a new safety.
We need a new cornerback. We need...

Speaker 10 tight end to step up. I don't know why they don't throw the ball to Ben Sennett.

Speaker 10 We need a lot of help.

Speaker 10 We need another receiver. There's a lot of stuff that's going wrong right now.
And

Speaker 10 yeah, it was a bad day.

Speaker 84 I got a question that's not Commander.

Speaker 133 I'm sorry, PFT, this day did suck for you

Speaker 133 pretty bad.

Speaker 145 I felt bad.

Speaker 10 I thought it was ACL for a second. I was about to just...

Speaker 10 I almost left. I almost pulled a meme and just went home for a little bit.
Yeah. Collect my thoughts.

Speaker 98 Also, you did a great job up until this point of not being sad.

Speaker 10 I'm more angry now, which is good. All right, good.
Yeah. Hank, feel something.
Hank did a great job. Yeah, thank you.
There you go, Hank.

Speaker 78 That's a good friend.

Speaker 88 I got you.

Speaker 121 I got a question for the class.

Speaker 137 Are the Cowboys,

Speaker 61 like, they're not bad.

Speaker 55 Their offense is very good.

Speaker 98 I don't know.

Speaker 61 CeeDee's back. What?

Speaker 74 CD's back? Like,

Speaker 74 their defense is bad, but there's something...

Speaker 165 Cowboys, I don't know.

Speaker 61 There's just something about it.

Speaker 107 It's like they're going to be in every game.

Speaker 10 Yeah, Dak is playing as good as he ever has. And when he's got those two guys, it feels like there's not a lot that can stop him.
Yeah. You can maybe take away CD or Pickens.

Speaker 10 I was almost right about the Pickens ejection, too. Lattimore got in his face a little bit, and they wanted to fight.
Yeah. Got broken up.
Oh, I got this for

Speaker 42 Cowboys fans.

Speaker 32 You're playing the Broncos next week.

Speaker 21 That's a gateway game right there.

Speaker 106 I gave you the Bears gateway game when it was against the Cowboys.

Speaker 161 If the Cowboys can beat the Broncos, they would then be, what, 4-3-1?

Speaker 22 And they have very winnable games against the Cardinals and the Raiders coming up.

Speaker 56 That could be a very quick, if they can somehow beat the Broncos next week, we could look up, and the Cowboys could be 6-3-1

Speaker 136 going into a huge game against the Eagles.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I think that this season has now become - I don't think that the Commanders are going to make the playoffs anymore.

Speaker 10 I don't see that coming close to happening in the schedule and how we're going to.

Speaker 10 But I do see the possibility of the Cowboys getting good enough for the Cowboys fans to believe in themselves to then get hurt by the end of the season. There you go.

Speaker 131 So, yeah, we're rooting for the Cowboys against the Broncos to get the 6-3-1.

Speaker 139 Yeah.

Speaker 164 Okay.

Speaker 129 Last game.

Speaker 82 Broncos. Broncos 33, Giants 32.

Speaker 106 That was an insane game. What happened?

Speaker 94 Insane game.

Speaker 33 The Broncos were dead.

Speaker 12 The Giants had them completely dead.

Speaker 160 And then the Broncos scored 33 points in the fourth quarter to win the game in the fourth quarter.

Speaker 106 NFL teams have won 1,602 straight games when leading by 18-plus points in the final six minutes.

Speaker 110 The Giants blew that one.

Speaker 55 The Broncos,

Speaker 55 it was insane.

Speaker 13 It was just absolutely insane.

Speaker 171 They're the first team in the NFL history to score 33 points in a fourth quarter after being shut out in the first three quarters.

Speaker 131 I can't imagine the sample size is that big for that, but still.

Speaker 13 That's how crazy it was.

Speaker 98 They broke NFL history.

Speaker 44 Bo Nix basically sucked for the first three quarters.

Speaker 156 They couldn't do anything.

Speaker 48 And then he's like, hey, wait a second, I'm Bo Nicks with a little assist from Jackson Dart in a terrible interception.

Speaker 12 It was an incredible game. I mean, like, what a game.

Speaker 160 What an insane game.

Speaker 10 This was a Tim Tebow game. Yeah.

Speaker 10 It was a carbon copy of Teebo Mania.

Speaker 106 But it should have been Jackson Dart that got the Tebow Mania.

Speaker 10 Bo Mania.

Speaker 10 It was crazy at the end. Like, it felt like the game slowed down for Bo Nicks.
He was running. He was scrambling effectively.
He was finding open guys.

Speaker 10 It was just a completely different looking team in the last three minutes of their offense than it was for the previous entire game.

Speaker 12 And the Giants,

Speaker 152 they blew this game. They blew it.

Speaker 12 Jackson Dart can't throw that pick.

Speaker 106 Also, Brian Dable, you went conservative.

Speaker 116 That drive where he threw the pick was run up the middle, run up the middle.

Speaker 28 And then Jackson Dart get us a first down.

Speaker 32 He threw a bad pick that flipped everything.

Speaker 25 And then at the end of the game, when they go down the field, they got maybe a questionable pass interference call to get on the one to score.

Speaker 171 They got two questionable calls.

Speaker 104 Two questionable calls.

Speaker 147 The pass interference and the roughing the passer.

Speaker 45 And the roughing the passer.

Speaker 6 You're right. Yep.

Speaker 30 And they score.

Speaker 120 Their kicker, who's their backup kicker, Graham Gunneau, I think is still hurt,

Speaker 31 missed his second extra point of the day, so it makes it a two-point game.

Speaker 117 And then they

Speaker 116 didn't rush Bo Nix at the end.

Speaker 2 Bo Nix, I think they dropped eight.

Speaker 13 He was able to find big chunk play.

Speaker 12 They had 33 seconds left.

Speaker 120 There was some also freaky numerology going on because

Speaker 2 they did a statue for Demarius Thomas.

Speaker 94 He passed away when he was 33.

Speaker 171 They scored 33 points in the fourth quarter.

Speaker 94 They got the ball back with 33 seconds.

Speaker 39 The start of the

Speaker 42 comeback was the Broncos scoring a touchdown and a two-point conversion, which is eight. Then another touchdown and two-point conversion, which is eight, 88.
It's Demarius Thomas's number.

Speaker 123 So there was some cool stuff there and a crazy, crazy game.

Speaker 37 The Broncos are good.

Speaker 152 The Broncos got to stop fucking around because they did this with the Eagles, too, where

Speaker 25 they were down all game and then they just woke up at the end.

Speaker 12 That feels like they're playing with fire, but who cares?

Speaker 66 They're 5-2. Yeah,

Speaker 10 here's the drive chart for the Broncos in their first three quarters. Punt, punt, punt, punt, downs, end of half, punt, punt.

Speaker 10 That takes you to the end of the third quarter.

Speaker 114 They couldn't do anything. Here's the fourth quarter.

Speaker 10 touchdown, touchdown, touchdown, touchdown, field goal.

Speaker 104 Yeah.

Speaker 10 Crazy, crazy into this game.

Speaker 10 Credit to Sean Payton. Sean Payton got a penalty called out him after that pass interference was bullshit.
Yep.

Speaker 10 That was a great penalty that because he was essentially telling the refs, like, you owe me so much right now. I'm willing.

Speaker 10 Who cares if you go half the distance of the goal from the one-yard line right now? Nobody cares about that. Nobody even tried to hold Sean Payton back.

Speaker 10 That was some bullshit that they had to fight through and overcome. But the Broncos, they just turned into a different team.

Speaker 10 It was a Tebow, as close as you'll get to a Tim Tebow game, ironically, on Demarius Thomas Day. Yeah,

Speaker 55 it was just an absolute wild scene.

Speaker 56 Yeah, Bo Nix was just,

Speaker 48 he remembered, oh, yeah, I'm Bo Nix.

Speaker 34 I could start winning this game.

Speaker 2 He had four touchdowns in the two passing, two running, in the fourth quarter alone, 174 yards.

Speaker 37 I don't know what to make of the Broncos.

Speaker 131 They are a good team,

Speaker 5 but they have stretches where it's like, what is going on?

Speaker 16 Why do they look so bad?

Speaker 127 And

Speaker 123 like that first three quarters looked like the London game against...

Speaker 117 Like, if you look at the Broncos' last three games, they have played like maybe two good quarters, but they're 3-0 in them.

Speaker 55 So

Speaker 3 it's a wild team to watch week to week and be like, when are they going to turn on?

Speaker 2 When are they going to wake up?

Speaker 12 Their defense, I think that's really what it comes down to, is their defense keep, I know their defense gave up 32 points today.

Speaker 98 There was that weird

Speaker 162 tipped ball to the tight end.

Speaker 12 Their defense does keep them in games so that they can have these type of games.

Speaker 30 And they are a good team, but they are also just playing with fire every single week.

Speaker 10 They are. The reason why I still think the Broncos are a legit team is because the two losses that they have, you could say, were equally as freaky as some of the wins.
Yeah.

Speaker 10 So they've been on the wrong. They've already had, you know, they've been on the wrong side side of that same coin a couple times.

Speaker 152 Yeah, they're going to play every game this week. They're going to keep playing close games

Speaker 10 and hope that the defense in Sean Payton is going to be enough to put Bo in a position where he could do something crazy to either win or lose by a narrow margin. But I think the Broncos are for real.

Speaker 10 I think they're going to stick around.

Speaker 114 Think about this game,

Speaker 37 the Broncos season.

Speaker 119 Besides the Bengals Monday night game, Jake Browning, when they could not move the ball and they absolutely killed the Bengals.

Speaker 28 Every single game that they've played besides that game,

Speaker 6 it was like a true coin flip.

Speaker 84 Even the Titans, week one, remember that game?

Speaker 117 Yeah.

Speaker 6 Like the Titans, if they didn't just completely implode, they only lost by eight.

Speaker 122 The Titans were up, I think, at the end, or they were like, it's a one-point game in the fourth quarter.

Speaker 29 The Broncos just played the ultimate coin flip games, and it's just which side is the coin going to flip to today.

Speaker 104 Yeah.

Speaker 12 So they're a fun team. Very fun team to watch

Speaker 66 and just very chaotic.

Speaker 10 Yeah, if you're doing the chart of like chaotic, bad, chaotic, neutral, they're, I think, chaotic, good. Yeah.

Speaker 103 Yeah. I couldn't believe that game.

Speaker 46 It was fucking nuts.

Speaker 106 Were you guys?

Speaker 53 I mean, I think I'm a bow believer, but there's also.

Speaker 38 A Bow Believer?

Speaker 114 Yeah, he's a

Speaker 82 there's like you know three three quarters today where he looked terrible.

Speaker 10 Yeah, this is why

Speaker 10 you got to work hard to believe.

Speaker 55 It's crazy. I am.

Speaker 10 I consider myself a believer.

Speaker 85 Yeah.

Speaker 85 Yeah.

Speaker 53 I mean, I'm doing mix on it.

Speaker 39 I believe in the in the broncos but i just i i'm also very

Speaker 50 scared of them if that makes sense yeah

Speaker 98 in like not i'm scared of how good they are i'm scared of like what they could do to themselves

Speaker 10 like they're you don't know if they got the gun pointed at their own head or at someone else max were you rooting were you rooting for the giants to beat the broncos as retribution or were you rooting for the NFC East to lose?

Speaker 147 I was rooting for the NFC East to lose for sure.

Speaker 145 Okay.

Speaker 149 Yeah.

Speaker 149 Without question.

Speaker 130 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 10 Because the Giants beat you. Yeah.
Yeah. Have to.

Speaker 23 Have to. I don't.

Speaker 45 Yeah. The Broncos are crazy.

Speaker 61 They're fucking crazy, man.

Speaker 163 They are crazy. They're just like.

Speaker 5 They're wild rushes. They're messy bitches.

Speaker 10 You would say that.

Speaker 13 The Broncos are the messiest bitches we got in the NFL.

Speaker 10 But they're fun. They're so fun.
They're fun.

Speaker 61 They'll remember.

Speaker 124 They'll fuck you crazy and then they'll...

Speaker 103 They'll freak out about a text message and get in a fight with you at a bar for the entire night and ruin your entire night.

Speaker 10 Yep, you'll leave them, and then 20 years later, you'll think back about this Broncos team and you'll smile because they rocked your world.

Speaker 28 They'll give you the best time of your life and they'll be like, were you fucking looking at her?

Speaker 154 What the fuck? Yep.

Speaker 16 And then just ruin the whole vacation.

Speaker 10 You're never going to tell your future team that you one time, one year, had a fling with this Broncos team. Yeah.
You're going to leave that off your body count.

Speaker 19 You'll be at a hotel getting your key card and say thank you to the the woman behind the desk, and they'll be like,

Speaker 155 you fucking wanted to hook up with her. Yeah.

Speaker 19 And that would be it. That would be the whole weekend.

Speaker 60 We'll be gone.

Speaker 10 That's the Broncos. They're fun.
They're so fun.

Speaker 61 Messy as all hell, though.

Speaker 163 Bad drunks.

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Speaker 139 My roback question is: is this the best coaching job Kyle Shanahan has ever done?

Speaker 115 The Niners beat the Falcons, what was the final score?

Speaker 47 20 to 10?

Speaker 134 And everyone's injured still, although they're getting some guys back.

Speaker 101 Kittle came back. Mac Jones is still their quarterback.

Speaker 139 Is this the best job? I don't know.

Speaker 10 He got Jimmy Garoppolo to a Super Bowl. Okay.

Speaker 79 All right.

Speaker 31 We're just going to throw it out there.

Speaker 6 But I know it's crazy how

Speaker 44 this basically is a reverse where last year the Niners had the season from hell.

Speaker 19 They got everyone injured.

Speaker 27 The season just went to shit.

Speaker 107 This year, guess what?

Speaker 57 Everyone got injured again.

Speaker 104 But they're 5-2.

Speaker 7 Because they still have Christian McCaffrey.

Speaker 10 They have Christian McCaffrey.

Speaker 61 He was awesome tonight.

Speaker 10 Were those their two first touchdowns by a running back this season?

Speaker 10 Or did Christian get one running last week?

Speaker 137 I think he got one last week, yeah.

Speaker 10 Yeah, but

Speaker 10 they're using them, and they know that they're hurt. But as long as they still have that guy and Trenton Williams leading the way for them, they'll be okay.
Tonight was also National Running Back Day.

Speaker 10 Oh.

Speaker 35 Did you know that? No.

Speaker 10 They waited until like the fourth quarter and then they said, yeah, it's National Running Back Day. That's extremely disrespectful to running backs to wait to announce that till the very, very end.

Speaker 19 Yeah, I didn't know we had a National Running Back Day.

Speaker 10 It feels like, yeah, this is.

Speaker 10 Running backs have gone through enough recently with their contracts, the Zoom call that they jumped on, and they were like, yeah, this sucks to be running back.

Speaker 10 You could have given us at least a couple days' heads up that it was national running back aware to stay.

Speaker 161 Yeah, I think for so the Niners are good, and like that

Speaker 12 Mac Jones is playing well. Christian McCaffrey, they're going to get healthier.

Speaker 43 The fact they're 5-2 and holding this all together, it's impressive.

Speaker 1 I think I'm just on a strict, maybe someone can remind this, I'm on a strict every other game with the Falcons.

Speaker 84 So, I'm just going to, if they have a big win, you have to go against them the next game.

Speaker 167 When they lose,

Speaker 154 you go on them the next game.

Speaker 33 I'm going to switch back and forth with the Falcons for the rest of the season.

Speaker 10 I think that's a pretty fair thing to do.

Speaker 10 That means that next week, though, you've got to be back on them. Yeah.

Speaker 104 Yeah.

Speaker 145 They're playing the Dolphins.

Speaker 61 They're going to kill the Dolphins.

Speaker 10 They should have been off.

Speaker 48 They're going to murder the Dolphins.

Speaker 10 And then at the Patriots, that's a loss. That's a loss.

Speaker 119 But then, guess what?

Speaker 48 They're playing home against the Colts in a primetime game.

Speaker 31 That's going to be a shock to the world.

Speaker 45 Wow, the Falcons are really good.

Speaker 98 That might be the Colts' second lost of the season.

Speaker 171 Holy shit.

Speaker 21 look at the falcons yeah i could see that that just doesn't it feel like the falcons are just destined to be that team where it's like if they have a big win just expect them to fall flat on their face the next week because it's just not like this was not a good game for them and michael pennix did not look comfortable kyle pitts did look good uh so that's a plus but i just the until the falcons can string a few together i'm i'm not going to be in the trust them category yeah the way that the niners use mccaffrey tonight that's exactly how the falcons should be using bajan every single week.

Speaker 10 Just that, that was the game script right there. Just feed them a steady diet of Bajan and hope that things work out.

Speaker 10 Put the ball in the hands of the guy who's the best player in the world with the ball in his hands.

Speaker 97 Yeah, facts.

Speaker 131 Yeah, they've won.

Speaker 107 They lost their first game, won their second game because

Speaker 106 they lost to the Bucs.

Speaker 137 It was like, oh, same old Falcons, even though it was a close game.

Speaker 25 Then they dominated the Vikings on national television that Sunday night game.

Speaker 42 Then they got dominated by the Panthers.

Speaker 12 Then they beat the commanders.

Speaker 42 That was with Mariota, though.

Speaker 19 I think they had a bye week.

Speaker 56 Then they came back and won, obviously, against the Bills last week.

Speaker 30 And everyone was like, I, myself included, was like, I think the Falcons are for real.

Speaker 46 And then they fall on their face in primetime against the Niners. Well, you know what?

Speaker 10 As bad as the Falcons looked at times, they're not that far away, even in the ugly game. No.

Speaker 48 They had two fourth downs.

Speaker 104 Well, the Panthers game was bad.

Speaker 10 Yeah, but in this game, I mean, like,

Speaker 10 they had two fourth downs. They got stopped on.

Speaker 79 Probably made the difference in in the game they had a terrible offensive script and game plan uh and you only lost by 10 yeah it just felt like they never had a good flow except for i think they had one drive it was that drive in the third quarter when they came out i guess that hank they are the third quarter falcons that that third quarter drive looked good every other drive just didn't look like they it would just a lot of third and longs and a lot of like you know dumb penalties that would put them back so yeah that's i think that's my strategy for the falcons yeah

Speaker 10 not the worst loss that you could have had. It sucked.
If you're a Falcons fan, this is one that you were like, okay, if we win this, then people have to respect us.

Speaker 10 I don't think people have to respect the Falcons right now.

Speaker 54 That was my fault. I already respected him.

Speaker 10 You already respect him too fast.

Speaker 16 I went too fast on respecting him.

Speaker 99 Should we talk a little baseball real quick?

Speaker 33 Because Friday night, Shohei Otani submitted the greatest game a baseball player has ever played.

Speaker 38 I think that's, I know that we live in a day and age where people will say whatever recently happened is the greatest thing ever, and we live in a day and age where hyperbole is king.

Speaker 12 I feel very comfortable saying that Shohei Otani hitting three home runs, pitching six shutout innings with 10 Ks in an elimination game was the greatest single game performance I've ever seen a baseball player play.

Speaker 74 Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 10 It's insane. It's basically the plot line of that movie, The Natural, where what's his name, found Brendan Fraser and was like, this guy just broke baseball.

Speaker 10 Except this was real real life and Otani you can't make an argument against that you can't like it's he had the perfect it's like doing two perfect games yeah on either side of it and it might be the best game an athlete has ever played I Max you're you're a baseball guy that was I mean it is that was the best game I've ever watched anyone trying to say anything otherwise is like yeah an idiot because you could you could point out like someone pitching a perfect game or someone hitting four home runs but they didn't do both and I obviously didn't pitch a perfect game but but he hooked two hits, 10Ks in six innings pitched, and hit three bombs.

Speaker 129 Absolute nukes.

Speaker 120 Absolutely fucked on.

Speaker 157 Pissed on him.

Speaker 120 Those balls were destroyed.

Speaker 117 He fucking bent those over and fucked them.

Speaker 117 That's what he did to those.

Speaker 10 I think it was the best game in the history of sports. It might have been.
But name a different athlete. Doesn't matter what sport.

Speaker 88 I mean, you can. I don't know.

Speaker 10 I don't think you can.

Speaker 67 Like, I'm thinking about what. I have a question.

Speaker 111 Yeah. Hank.

Speaker 147 Travis Hunter.

Speaker 147 Do you take that back? Do you take that back?

Speaker 96 Yeah.

Speaker 123 He's trying to remember what he said.

Speaker 61 No, I know what I said.

Speaker 88 No, I know what I said.

Speaker 88 I'm trying to think of.

Speaker 147 Remind the listeners what you said.

Speaker 88 I just said, you know,

Speaker 88 what Travis Hunter is doing might be more impressive than Shohei. As of right now,

Speaker 88 that was wrong. Yeah.
I think for some Hunter, big of you to say that if he makes a Super Bowl and, you know, maybe gets two interceptions and two picks, you might have to revisit.

Speaker 10 Two interceptions and two picks. I mean, two interceptions and two touchdowns.
I think it would have to be better than that.

Speaker 10 I think for Travis Hunter to have the football equivalent of this game, I think he would have to have...

Speaker 88 Oh, what about a pick six? He would have to have

Speaker 10 two pick sixes

Speaker 10 and three

Speaker 10 receiving touchdowns and

Speaker 10 200 yards receiving.

Speaker 82 There's nothing he could do. Maybe even three picks.

Speaker 10 Three pick sixes, three receiving touchdowns.

Speaker 88 Yeah, no, yeah. Shoe is, I mean, it's unbelievable what he did.

Speaker 10 In fact, Shoei Otani is so good,

Speaker 10 I think it's insulting to him if we don't ask if he's doing steroids. That's how good that game was.

Speaker 10 Like, he is so much better than everybody else on the field. At two positions,

Speaker 10 we have to be like, this guy has to be cheating.

Speaker 3 Baseball's been played for 120 years, whatever the fuck,

Speaker 82 however far back you want to go. They've been playing it forever.

Speaker 39 There have been 12 times in the history of baseball that a player has hit three home runs in a playoff game.

Speaker 124 Shohi Otani also pitched six scoreless innings with 10 strikeouts.

Speaker 14 It's fucking unfathomable.

Speaker 12 He was hitting like 120 going into this game, and he won NLCS MVP, and everyone was like, Yeah,

Speaker 12 yeah, yeah, you got to give it to me because of that.

Speaker 55 He was dog shit going into this game, and they were like, Yeah, that was so insane.

Speaker 10 It is the perfectest game, and the Dodgers were.

Speaker 117 I think I'm going to.

Speaker 12 I think,

Speaker 29 well, actually, I want to say something about the Brewers.

Speaker 139 The Brewers are fucking sad sack losers pieces of shit.

Speaker 45 They didn't even have a fight, they didn't fight, they had nothing.

Speaker 12 They had the lowest batting average

Speaker 169 ever

Speaker 56 in a series. They had 118 they hit, lowest OPS, fewest.

Speaker 44 They had 14 hits in the whole series.

Speaker 46 How many runs did they end up scoring?

Speaker 123 Did they have like four runs in an entire series?

Speaker 45 Four runs.

Speaker 59 Four runs.

Speaker 147 Exactly one run in every series.

Speaker 78 Four runs.

Speaker 107 Worst four-game stretch ever in Brewers' history, regular or postseason.

Speaker 6 Yeah, it's just like they broke every record.

Speaker 82 They just didn't even, they had nothing. The Dodgers just steamrolled them.

Speaker 12 And I know the the Dodgers are really, really good, but still,

Speaker 6 they steamrolled them.

Speaker 10 The Dodgers also got their rotation back to a good spot. Yeah, they did.
They shit-pumped them. The Dodgers are just the best team.
So

Speaker 54 I'm wondering, like, I know,

Speaker 13 I want to phrase this correctly because obviously

Speaker 21 I'd feel differently if the Cubs had lost to the Dodgers.

Speaker 32 And the Cubs, look, Cubs could have got lost just like the Brewers.

Speaker 21 So I know it's loser talk because the Brewers beat the Cubs and every Brewers fan could say, hey, we beat the Cubs.

Speaker 51 But that was an uncompetitive series start to finish.

Speaker 110 I think we can all agree on that.

Speaker 6 I'm like getting close to the point where it's like,

Speaker 50 do I need to just go along for the ride and just not root for the Dodgers, but respect the fuck out of their greatness?

Speaker 61 Oh, I already do.

Speaker 60 And not be bitter about it. I hope they don't win.

Speaker 10 I'm going to be rooting against the Dodgers, but yes, they are that good.

Speaker 10 The crazy thing about them is with Otani, they can be dominant, but also at the same time be extremely fun because you get a guy doing something that has never even really been thought of before.

Speaker 10 Like a game like this

Speaker 10 will stand for the next like hundred years in baseball. Yeah.

Speaker 45 Yeah, Max, what are you going to say?

Speaker 147 Nothing.

Speaker 138 Nothing, nothing. What?

Speaker 138 I was just going to say, I want them to smoke.

Speaker 147 I want them to smoke whoever in the World Series just so that I can say the Phillies were the second best team.

Speaker 61 Yeah, closer to that game.

Speaker 10 If that was a real World Series. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 130 Yeah.

Speaker 147 People are saying that was real Series. Yeah, if you

Speaker 53 if you only,

Speaker 109 what if they sweep the World Series and you're like, we were the only team that beat them in the playoffs, and we had, and we had a better run differential.

Speaker 59 Oh, wow, that's huge.

Speaker 35 That's what we talked about.

Speaker 48 No, I like the Dodgers, I'm done complaining about how they've ruined baseball because they, again, it's jealousy.

Speaker 21 Like, everyone should want an owner who's willing to pay.

Speaker 98 And they do it the right way where they pay and they

Speaker 106 make guys happy and like their team, you know what I mean?

Speaker 12 Like,

Speaker 70 they pay. So, what?

Speaker 45 I want to pay. I'd like to see Otani.

Speaker 10 I'd also like to pay. I'd like to see Otani do it from the right side of the plate.
That's next.

Speaker 10 Yeah. Become a switch hitter.
That was insane.

Speaker 42 It was crazy.

Speaker 10 Best day, I think, ever for any athlete in any game. Maybe just the best day anyone's ever had.
Yeah. Dolly Parton wrote two hit songs, Jolene, and

Speaker 10 I Will Always Love You on the same day. That was a good day.
That's a pretty good day. This was better.

Speaker 32 Yeah, I know I was a little harsh on the brews, and I'm partially coping, but like, if you can't even survive an entire calendar week after you eliminate the Cubs,

Speaker 131 you weren't even in the next round.

Speaker 54 They got two drunk satisfaction. They were gone on Friday.

Speaker 160 They eliminated the Cubs on Saturday.

Speaker 12 They were gone on Friday.

Speaker 21 That's crazy.

Speaker 31 And

Speaker 15 it was nothing. It was not even a second.

Speaker 145 Yeah.

Speaker 61 Yeah.

Speaker 10 But the Blue Jays Mariner series has been great. Back and forth.
Also, the Brewers are going to try to trade.

Speaker 98 This is what Pizza.

Speaker 33 The Brewers, you can't complain about not spending money and then have your owner

Speaker 56 be like, hey, we might trade Freddy Peralta because we owe him $9.8 million next year.

Speaker 21 And we control him for one more year.

Speaker 6 Like, just all owners.

Speaker 107 I think my brain has shifted where it's like, I'm sick of complaining about the Dodgers.

Speaker 21 We should be complaining about the Pirates owner and the Reds owner and the Rockies owner and all these owners that don't want to spend a dollar.

Speaker 119 That's who should get the blame. Yeah.

Speaker 24 Not the Dodgers.

Speaker 7 Yeah.

Speaker 7 Right?

Speaker 51 Dodgers are being smart.

Speaker 10 Right.

Speaker 119 Like, everyone else who's making money and not spending it, you're the ones who should be pointed at, not the Dodgers for spending money.

Speaker 12 Yeah, they're in a big market.

Speaker 16 Yeah, they make more money.

Speaker 25 I get that.

Speaker 87 But still, like, if you're if you're a Pirates fan, you shouldn't be mad at the Dodgers.

Speaker 103 You should be mad at your owner. I'm mad at the Cubs.

Speaker 14 I'm mad at Tom Ricketts for not spending more money.

Speaker 66 And guess what?

Speaker 10 All the owners that say that we're losing money and that that's why we can't spend on shit, ask them one simple question. Will you please open up your books so that we can verify that you're losing?

Speaker 10 And they will never do it because they're not losing money.

Speaker 10 In fact, the valuation of their teams alone correct is making them a shitload of money year over year if you're losing money sell your team yeah it's so simple and they won't just sell your team you want to know why they're not

Speaker 6 your team you want to know why they're not going to sell their team yeah because they're making money they're making money yeah yeah so i i something where i'm just like i'm done i'm done complaining about it i'm i we we're doing the thing where we take too much heat off of the actual bad actors the owners that are not spending any money and put it on the dodgers when it should be

Speaker 109 Yes, the Dodgers are spending a lot of money, and yes, it sucks if they win every single World Series, but the real problem is all these fucking losers that are not spending enough money and making money hand over fist.

Speaker 2 And I put Tom Ricketts in that category, so I'm in the category of blame your owner, not the Dodgers.

Speaker 10 You know what's crazy is for as much money as they paid Shohei with that contract,

Speaker 10 he's making the money. Like, that's a good investment.
No, I think they already made the money back.

Speaker 10 What he did,

Speaker 10 that is an awesome payoff for your huge investment that you made correct only downside to it is like i don't know what where you can go from there yeah like we probably just saw shohei otani peek also the if you if you're even having wavering about what i just said think about this the fucking angels who are such like pieces of shit had shohe and mike trout and they didn't make the playoffs and rendon yeah they paid rendon too they're i mean but like that that tells you that like Don't be mad that the Dodgers are just doing it better than everyone else.

Speaker 112 Yeah.

Speaker 98 Yeah, the Blue Jays Mariners Game 7 is going to rock.

Speaker 10 This whole series has just been back and forth, back and forth. The game on Friday night was incredible.
Yep. The Grand Slam.
Maybe the best moment in Mariners' history. Incredible.

Speaker 10 I would say that that's probably number one.

Speaker 25 Maybe

Speaker 115 the clinching game against the Yankees in the ALDS in 95 when Randy Johnson came in and the negative Martinez.

Speaker 17 I mean, this is coming.

Speaker 129 That one was sick, though.

Speaker 104 This has to be up there to go to the

Speaker 162 ALCS.

Speaker 15 But yeah, that was an awesome moment.

Speaker 15 I'm just going to sit back and watch and enjoy the fuck out of baseball.

Speaker 2 Game seven.

Speaker 165 Like, it's going to be awesome.

Speaker 140 Max, who do you have?

Speaker 6 My buddy had it.

Speaker 71 Your buddy had a bad night.

Speaker 78 Tough, tough, tough Friday.

Speaker 30 I like that Max can't escape baseball, even though the Phillies are out.

Speaker 66 He just texted us on Friday night.

Speaker 39 He's like, yeah, that was my boy who gave up that home run.

Speaker 21 It's Cal Rowley.

Speaker 111 It was bad.

Speaker 156 Yeah, and he's like, I'm getting a bunch of tweets, blaming me.

Speaker 10 Max, what'd you think about Springer standing strong in the box and taking that pitch off the knee? Love that. That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 10 The replay of that, that was mic'd up, it sounded like a double to the gap off of his kneecap.

Speaker 29 I love it.

Speaker 147 By the way, I did some math because I wanted to make sure that I wasn't talking out of my ass about me getting hit by pitches a lot. There's 150 ABs that I can access right now.

Speaker 147 Like from my college career, I got hit in 6% of ABs.

Speaker 147 The leader of all time in MLB history, some guy from the 1800s, and he got hit in 5% of at-bats.

Speaker 10 That's pretty good. So

Speaker 111 I stand by my shit.

Speaker 147 I stand by my shit. You're the greatest to ever do it.

Speaker 10 PFT, you want to ask the follow-up that you asked when you told us this? Yeah, Max, do you think that has anything to do with the square surface?

Speaker 147 There's been some big ball players out there.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I mean, there's a reason Jose Altuve isn't leading the league in the hit by pitch. He probably gets hit by a pitcher.

Speaker 147 He actually does.

Speaker 61 He probably does.

Speaker 130 Yeah, he probably does.

Speaker 10 But for the purposes of this joke, if he was your size. He would get hit by a lot more.

Speaker 35 A lot more.

Speaker 10 You got your own gravitational pull with some of these.

Speaker 130 Fuck yeah.

Speaker 88 Once they get close to your orbit. Yeah.

Speaker 10 The ball just gets sucked in like a planet getting absorbed by the sun.

Speaker 119 I'm happy we're getting a game seven.

Speaker 55 And, you know, and again, like,

Speaker 28 the Dodgers is sweet, but we got to see incredible moments.

Speaker 114 Mostly show A and the rest of their pitching.

Speaker 59 So.

Speaker 51 Who do you guys have in game seven?

Speaker 10 I got to go with my M's.

Speaker 97 Yeah, I think I'm rooting for

Speaker 145 the Mariners.

Speaker 155 Someone picked the Blue Jays, so that way.

Speaker 100 Toronto Blue Jays.

Speaker 45 Blue Jays. Okay, there you go.

Speaker 71 Yeah, your boy. Yeah, he's going to come back.

Speaker 147 He might not pitch again.

Speaker 104 Throw him back out there.

Speaker 146 Yeah, throw him back out there. Throw him back out.

Speaker 10 I think Big Dumper's about to have a game.

Speaker 104 Poo-poo.

Speaker 10 He's going to go poo-poo. Poo-poo.

Speaker 61 Big dumper going to go poo-poo.

Speaker 165 Shane Bieber on the bump.

Speaker 39 He's in that fantasy league.

Speaker 55 I should send him a trade request right before.

Speaker 60 That'd be how chance he would look if he accepted it.

Speaker 79 If he accepted it.

Speaker 10 actually, the funniest thing would be if you sent him that before the game, he went out there and lost, and then like five minutes after the game, accepted it. He accepted it.

Speaker 51 He was like, fuck, I'll just do it.

Speaker 106 Yeah, I should actually send him like an insane trade request that's good for him.

Speaker 83 So he has to.

Speaker 104 Yeah, he'll be thinking about it. Yeah.

Speaker 131 And then pull it back.

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Speaker 97 Hank.

Speaker 88 My Who's Back of the Week are Thieves.

Speaker 61 Oh, okay. Uh-oh.

Speaker 88 They got the Louvre.

Speaker 59 What? There's a heist?

Speaker 88 There was a heist in the Louvre.

Speaker 95 Dude. What happened? I love a good heist.

Speaker 88 They broke into the Louvre, which I would have to imagine, like, if you're a thief, like, that's, you know.

Speaker 10 It's number one.

Speaker 88 Number one.

Speaker 134 Boring place to go. Drail.

Speaker 61 I agree.

Speaker 88 And they got a bunch of, like, what do you call them? Jewels that

Speaker 88 you can't put a price on them. Crown jewels.

Speaker 112 Probably getting the Mona Lisa?

Speaker 88 They did not get the Mona Lisa. Oh, exactly.

Speaker 24 It's overrated.

Speaker 88 But yeah, I mean, it's one of those things where you think, you know, with technology and everything just getting taken online and kind of like AI taking people's jobs, it's kind of like how thieves and like burglaries

Speaker 88 kind of old hat. I think it's good to know that like there's still thieves that are planning heists, especially at the Louvre and like making it happen.

Speaker 114 Yeah, real old school, like throwback type shit. Yeah, like I'm

Speaker 104 I don't condone thieving

Speaker 88 robbing the Louvre.

Speaker 88 I got nothing but respect.

Speaker 54 I condone heists.

Speaker 10 Yeah, if you've got a guy in the truck that's outside, if you've got like a crew that you have to assemble and they've all got like different skills, and you

Speaker 10 code names, I condone that. Yes.

Speaker 46 And

Speaker 70 a bunch of them kill each other after.

Speaker 10 Afterwards, yeah.

Speaker 29 Yes, there's only one standing.

Speaker 10 One guy's like, I thought we weren't going to do any violence. Yeah.

Speaker 25 And then one guy shows up in a new Cadillac and says, take it back.

Speaker 125 Yeah.

Speaker 153 Take it back.

Speaker 10 No, they said, yeah, armed with power tools, a crane lift,

Speaker 10 and a ladder. That's badass.

Speaker 10 I expected the Louvre to have better security than that. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 59 Yeah, is the Louvre washed?

Speaker 61 Yeah,

Speaker 10 I think the Louvre

Speaker 10 really overrated.

Speaker 104 Way overrated.

Speaker 88 Yeah, they got some crowns. They got Napoleon's wife's crown.
They left it behind. Oh, shit.

Speaker 45 Oh, they left it behind.

Speaker 88 It fell out when they were running. Ha!

Speaker 130 That's awesome.

Speaker 130 See?

Speaker 35 I don't like that.

Speaker 88 No, that might have been. They might have left it like a...

Speaker 119 Okay, because I don't want sloppy thieves.

Speaker 156 I like if they were able to to just bang, bang, they did it in seven minutes.

Speaker 10 I'm looking it up right now, but then you get to imagine like they met up at the hotel room later, they're looking at their loot, and then one guy's like, Hey, where's Napoleon's wife's crown?

Speaker 10 He's like, Oh, it must have fallen out of the suitcase. You got sloppy, and then

Speaker 45 Frank, what the fuck did you do?

Speaker 29 Okay, I'm in for this. No, I like this a lot.

Speaker 84 It happened at 9:30 on Sunday morning. That's crazy.

Speaker 134 People were watching football.

Speaker 15 Yeah, oh no, football wasn't on then time zones.

Speaker 170 They probably had some.

Speaker 42 Hawaii game, maybe.

Speaker 48 Yeah.

Speaker 10 They were experienced thieves that broke into the gallery with the disc cutter.

Speaker 88 No, duh. No, duh.

Speaker 10 Now, where do you go? If you rob the Louvre, where do you go to sell that shit?

Speaker 104 There's black market. Yeah.

Speaker 61 Okay, Sicily. Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 10 Maybe Amsterdam.

Speaker 42 No, some billionaire is going to buy it.

Speaker 39 Some Russian oligarch is going to buy that shit.

Speaker 166 For sure.

Speaker 10 Listen, I wanted this collection, but I really needed Napoleon's wife's crown. Yeah.
It's It's just incomplete now. I've got Napoleon's facial hair.
Yeah.

Speaker 85 Yeah. It's pretty much the same thing.

Speaker 42 Macrone said we will recover the works and the perpetrators will be brought to justice.

Speaker 46 Everything is being done everywhere to achieve this.

Speaker 102 Yeah, right, dude. You ain't finding them.

Speaker 10 What if he was in a

Speaker 10 perfect crime? It was him and his wife.

Speaker 88 I saw like a news report where it was, you know, a bunch of old people mad that they went to go see the Mona Lisa, but it was closed for the day.

Speaker 10 Wow. I mean, I would, I would, if I planned to go to the Louvre this day and it was closed because of a heist, I would, I would tip my cap.
Yeah. Say, that rocks.

Speaker 162 Wow.

Speaker 99 I love this, Hank.

Speaker 29 These are back, yeah. You know what?

Speaker 10 If France still had it, they would just organize and get, like, a hundred people to go to the police station tomorrow morning and turn themselves in and be like, I'm the thief.

Speaker 10 It's just really the thief. Yeah.

Speaker 147 It would be way cooler to say that you were at the Louvre the day that it got heisted.

Speaker 30 Yeah.

Speaker 147 Then you were just like randomly saw fucking Mona Lisa.

Speaker 138 Who gives a fuck about Mona Lisa?

Speaker 55 Yeah, this crane is cool.

Speaker 64 I love this.

Speaker 114 All right. We should do a heist.

Speaker 114 Yeah.

Speaker 10 Oh, steal the bean.

Speaker 123 Dude, I think we've talked about this before.

Speaker 61 Now we need the minions for that.

Speaker 116 We've talked about this before, but it would be so badass.

Speaker 56 I don't think they can do this legally, but like they have escape rooms just

Speaker 160 simulate bank robberies.

Speaker 60 Yeah. Like,

Speaker 37 how fun would that be?

Speaker 143 Like, what are you doing Friday night?

Speaker 18 We're going to go fake robberies.

Speaker 88 Bake robberies, though. You need muscle.

Speaker 18 No, no, you don't.

Speaker 88 I like museum and like art. I like this type of.

Speaker 61 But how simple?

Speaker 70 Bank robberies.

Speaker 88 Every movie in a bank robbery, then someone shoots someone by accident, and then you're fucked. Yeah, but you got to get in.

Speaker 117 You got to...

Speaker 88 One battle after another.

Speaker 42 You get fake cap guns or something or whatever they can do.

Speaker 32 Paintball guns.

Speaker 28 And it's like, hey, you got to rob this bank.

Speaker 169 How fun would that be? That would be a blast.

Speaker 10 Yeah. Just simulate those?

Speaker 48 The trick it.

Speaker 10 You got to have somebody on the inside if you're robbing a bank. Yeah, you do.

Speaker 166 You always got to have someone on the inside.

Speaker 155 They definitely had someone on the inside, definitely.

Speaker 131 Okay, good who's back.

Speaker 10 I love that heist.

Speaker 10 My who's back of the week is, hey, shout out Max and Memes, podcast producers. Oh,

Speaker 10 podcast producers are back big time this weekend. I don't know if you guys saw Pablo Torre finds out on Friday, but he dropped a new episode.
Yeah.

Speaker 10 And this, I mean, I know guys like Hank were saying, hey, Pablo only goes after Bill. He only goes after Jordan.

Speaker 10 But this episode just made me realize what a great producer Jordan is. It's like working overtime.
She knows Adobe Photoshop. And I don't think I've ever heard Hank says it.
Wait, what is it?

Speaker 10 Adobe Photoshop.

Speaker 88 Okay.

Speaker 10 And that's a word. Not just Photoshop.

Speaker 31 Adobe Photoshop.

Speaker 10 I'd never heard Hank talk about that before. I'd never heard Max talk about it, never heard memes talk about it.

Speaker 10 But it's editing, it's editing software that you can use to make graphics.

Speaker 10 And so Jordan, when she was helping to produce the coaches podcast, the map metrician Bill Belichick, was being very helpful saying, hey, this font could be better. It should be leathery.

Speaker 10 It should look like football. Maybe we can do this so it's animated and then we'll be able to reuse it.

Speaker 10 And it was just really a masterclass in Jordan being Jordan and

Speaker 21 helping her boy out and really being a five-tool girlfriend.

Speaker 137 She's a girl boss, and Pablo's coming off as a little misogynistic.

Speaker 10 Oh, for not thinking that Jordan would know what Adobe Photoshop was.

Speaker 28 I mean, like, how is that the big news?

Speaker 156 Yeah.

Speaker 42 Of course she knows Adobe Photoshop. It was very funny.

Speaker 66 She could screen, she could screenshot, clip it, boom.

Speaker 15 Now you got a graphic.

Speaker 10 It was very funny watching the actual producer of the podcast just put his head down when she was explaining what they should be doing. Yeah.
It kind of felt bad for that guy.

Speaker 12 It's also very funny that Pablo came on this show and explained that he does a mix of

Speaker 134 the somewhat boring things where he's looking into the clippers and what they're doing.

Speaker 15 And then these things things with Jordan that get a lot of clicks.

Speaker 106 And he's like, Yeah, I got to do both.

Speaker 98 But every time he posts a Jordan clip, everyone's like, You're just, you're such a

Speaker 126 this bullshit.

Speaker 114 Your whole podcast is bullshit.

Speaker 30 It's like he, he told you he's going to do both.

Speaker 31 And I think it's a pretty good podcast.

Speaker 28 Hank doesn't agree.

Speaker 56 Hank, I was actually getting mad about people getting mad at you for your reply because your reply was funny, saying that he needs to look into the Jared Goff touchdown.

Speaker 145 Yeah, he does.

Speaker 88 He needs to focus on other things.

Speaker 60 Like Jared Goffdown.

Speaker 88 Yeah, like if Pablo Torrey had bet Jared Goff first touchdown scorer, the NFL would be shaking in their boots. I can't do anything.
But Pablo can.

Speaker 45 Pablo can.

Speaker 123 Do it for Hank, Pablo.

Speaker 121 Or Pablo, how about this?

Speaker 10 How about you just teach Hank how to do investigative journalism? And so then Hank can look into these things on his own.

Speaker 21 Now, that's a podcast I would listen to.

Speaker 45 Yeah.

Speaker 51 Pablo finds out how dumb Hank is.

Speaker 79 I think that'd be a great podcast.

Speaker 10 He's like your mentor, and like whatever you want to look into, he will teach you how to submit like a Freedom of Information Act request.

Speaker 88 I like Pablo. That would be fun.
That would be fun.

Speaker 55 We should do that. Hank goes to school.

Speaker 10 We do need a Capital J journalist on this podcast.

Speaker 59 Oh, Hank's thinking.

Speaker 129 No, I like Pablo.

Speaker 61 No, I like Pablo. What are you going to say? I like Pablo.

Speaker 88 But

Speaker 88 I like Pablo. But

Speaker 78 no,

Speaker 61 I like him

Speaker 10 Hank, are you afraid that if he teaches you how to dig too deep into stuff, you're gonna uncover some things that you don't want to know?

Speaker 61 No,

Speaker 61 absolutely not.

Speaker 88 No, no,

Speaker 88 no, yeah, no, I do

Speaker 145 like if you're underdog, like what who's leaking that?

Speaker 104 That's a problem

Speaker 138 Huge problem.

Speaker 158 Huge, huge problem.

Speaker 60 It was probably

Speaker 88 the guy in that clip. You can't have that.

Speaker 71 You can't have the clips just getting leaked out.

Speaker 15 Hot mic clips.

Speaker 24 Yeah, I think you know who comes out looking.

Speaker 25 Now you got a new show.

Speaker 88 No, no, no.

Speaker 10 You're going to send some stuff to Pablo. God, no.

Speaker 10 I thought that there's one person that came out of this looking great. Jordan.

Speaker 143 Patricia.

Speaker 10 Yeah, Jordan and Patricia. Yeah.
Yeah, Patricia.

Speaker 10 I didn't know that he had that type of patience.

Speaker 42 He just sat there and was just like, I'm just going to deal with this.

Speaker 115 My boy's getting some primo pussy.

Speaker 39 I just got to fucking chill out.

Speaker 92 Just take it.

Speaker 61 We've all been in that spot.

Speaker 64 Like, look, he's happy.

Speaker 10 He's got a smile on my mouth. I'm happy.

Speaker 19 I'm not going to break him up. What are you going to do?

Speaker 27 It's first time getting some primo.

Speaker 114 What are you going to do?

Speaker 10 It's got to be driving him nuts. Bill's got to just love it.

Speaker 10 I actually think Bill might still be extremely happy.

Speaker 163 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 10 Even given the state of Carolina football right now, I think he's having the time of his life. He probably doesn't even know that this guy.

Speaker 44 Probably someone said, like, hey, Bill, Hop Mike came out.

Speaker 103 He's like, all right.

Speaker 60 Yeah.

Speaker 10 I think he's punching that clock. Is he going to stop me getting primo?

Speaker 10 Just getting his world rocked.

Speaker 61 Any thoughts, hey? Nope.

Speaker 148 Nope.

Speaker 10 Patricia's happy, too. Patricia's, he's

Speaker 10 at Ohio State having the time of his life. Yeah.
Patricia's probably three.

Speaker 88 Yeah, Patricia's much better spot.

Speaker 145 He's got a great job.

Speaker 10 Matt Patricia probably wakes up every day reading stories about UNC being like,

Speaker 114 that was close. Yeah, holy shit.

Speaker 134 I'm on the best team in the country. Yeah.
And I get to be.

Speaker 51 You're the best defense?

Speaker 13 Yeah, I get to just be the defensive coordinator of a loaded roster.

Speaker 34 Yeah.

Speaker 104 That's sick. Pretty good.
Yeah.

Speaker 19 All right, my who's back of the week has fired coaches because Billy Napier got fired.

Speaker 12 And I actually think so.

Speaker 94 He got 9.7 million right away within 30 days.

Speaker 115 I think his whole bio is like 18.

Speaker 47 Okay.

Speaker 95 I think we need to start doing this more often where if you're going to fire your coach, let him go out with a win because he won on Saturday night.

Speaker 13 He beat Mississippi State. They still fired him.

Speaker 61 That's kind of a nice way to go out.

Speaker 35 Yeah, if possible. Yeah.

Speaker 12 And also we had fire coaches James Franklin going on game day,

Speaker 28 which

Speaker 28 I...

Speaker 106 That was genius for him because he basically just had Saban carry the water for him.

Speaker 10 Just being like, it's insane and disrespectful what they do to coaches now. Yeah.

Speaker 103 I saw some people being like, why is he doing this?

Speaker 106 Like, what do you think?

Speaker 16 Why wouldn't he do this?

Speaker 1 He basically gets to go on national television, and Nick Saban gets to say everything that James Franklin wants to say but won't say while James Franklin is sitting there nodding along.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I mean, at the end of his tenure, James Franklin could be like, I was wildly successful here. Yeah.

Speaker 10 And then things kind of fell apart at the last second. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 102 And we'll see who else gets fired. I don't know what Wisconsin is going to do.

Speaker 113 We're just going to keep getting our teeth kicked in. Did you guys see the Oregon Duck jerseys?

Speaker 176 They're so

Speaker 108 awesome. Yep.

Speaker 143 They're so awesome.

Speaker 53 Zach, your Who's Back of the Week.

Speaker 176 My Who's Back of the Week this week is going to be Mayland's number one food review podcast, MD Foodie Boys. Yep.
MD Foodie Boys

Speaker 176 parodied on SNL.

Speaker 163 Yeah. It was pretty funny.

Speaker 54 Sweet look.

Speaker 13 Yeah, the skit itself was actually funny as well.

Speaker 147 Yeah.

Speaker 70 Those guys rock.

Speaker 15 Yeah, they rock. Good look.

Speaker 176 Sprint Carpenter was in the skit.

Speaker 10 I thought she was really good. She was fantastic.

Speaker 176 Did you see the performance as well on SNL or just the skits?

Speaker 10 No, I just saw the mirror scene.

Speaker 149 Yeah, it was was awesome. Yeah.
What mirror scene?

Speaker 10 She was like dancing in the mirror or something. Yeah.

Speaker 61 What song?

Speaker 61 I don't know what song it was.

Speaker 10 I forget the name of the song. It doesn't have the sound on.
But she was great. She was a great actress.

Speaker 39 Yeah, the MD Foodie Boys are up.

Speaker 111 Way up. Way up.

Speaker 100 Good who's back, Zach.

Speaker 113 Excited for the Bucs game? Give us a prediction. I'm looking forward to the game.

Speaker 176 Early prediction for the game without them playing any plays is going to be Buccaneers win in Detroit.

Speaker 61 Okay.

Speaker 132 Lions are pretty banged up secondary-wise.

Speaker 155 And Brian Branch is out for one game suspension.

Speaker 10 One game suspension. Yep.

Speaker 26 And Seahawks Texans should be.

Speaker 90 I actually think that game's going to be kind of a slog.

Speaker 21 But, like, not that they're bad teams.

Speaker 46 I think it's just going to be a defensive battle.

Speaker 147 I think I'm going to opt in to sports tomorrow.

Speaker 78 Let's go, Max. Sports on Monday.

Speaker 61 Yeah, no, it's good sports.

Speaker 24 Bonus sports.

Speaker 82 It's really a good sports tomorrow.

Speaker 52 It's going to be a great sports.

Speaker 10 One of these two football games is going to be great. And game seven.
And game seven. Game seven.

Speaker 136 Pray for anyone who doesn't have either YouTube TV or multiple TVs.

Speaker 60 You don't have YouTube.

Speaker 147 Hey, are you still giving me that TV you said you were going to give me?

Speaker 85 Yeah.

Speaker 88 Tomorrow? No.

Speaker 147 Not tomorrow, but like one of these days.

Speaker 148 Yeah.

Speaker 54 You weren't asking for tomorrow, though.

Speaker 10 He wants it for me.

Speaker 95 Tomorrow would have been nice.

Speaker 61 Yeah, tomorrow. Tomorrow would have been nice.
Actually, can he make it happen tomorrow?

Speaker 35 Maybe.

Speaker 88 10% chance.

Speaker 45 I'll take that's better than zero.

Speaker 149 There's a lot of sports on tomorrow. I'll get iPhone.
I'll get whatever.

Speaker 106 What would you say the percentage is if you had to do another? I said 10%.

Speaker 88 Three.

Speaker 140 There you go, memes.

Speaker 61 Memes.

Speaker 121 There you go, memes.

Speaker 153 Memes gonna win it today.

Speaker 147 Let's go, memes.

Speaker 24 Islanders for Sharks tomorrow, too.

Speaker 24 Great game.

Speaker 145 Huge.

Speaker 88 Sharks coach said he was gonna give up his coach. He would give up his kid for a win.

Speaker 104 I like that. Okay.
That's how bad.

Speaker 61 I hate his kid. Yeah.

Speaker 61 That was all three back.

Speaker 88 I guess I gotta go 10.

Speaker 150 It's either gonna be 3, 33, or 88 today.

Speaker 59 I'll go 4.

Speaker 57 I'm going to go 15.

Speaker 10 What, 8?

Speaker 61 88. 99.

Speaker 111 Pug.

Speaker 161 8. Maristons?

Speaker 45 4. Wait, what?

Speaker 169 Someone said 88.

Speaker 44 What did Jack say? Jack said 4.

Speaker 23 I said 4.

Speaker 61 He just

Speaker 61 wants to repeat numbers.

Speaker 151 86.

Speaker 45 He can't hear. He can't.

Speaker 149 Oh, he can't hear. Yeah.

Speaker 78 32.

Speaker 78 Damn. You want to do one more? Yes.

Speaker 14 Everyone say you their number so that we have it on record.

Speaker 18 22. 3.

Speaker 145 33.

Speaker 9 8.

Speaker 78 44.

Speaker 147 86.

Speaker 147 15.

Speaker 61 4.

Speaker 83 Memes. This is one I think you're going to get.

Speaker 83 I really do.

Speaker 45 It's going to be 3. I think it's going to be 3.

Speaker 104 I would love for you to get it, right?

Speaker 138 It could be three.

Speaker 45 Hug thinks it's going to be 18.

Speaker 96 Oh!

Speaker 96 Oh, Pug 989!

Speaker 64 This guy.

Speaker 78 How many is that, Pug?

Speaker 95 Wow.

Speaker 118 I think that's seven now.

Speaker 89 Dynasty.

Speaker 10 Hey, Pug, give us one of those.

Speaker 61 Pug.

Speaker 65 Yeah, show it to us.

Speaker 55 You got rings everywhere, bro.

Speaker 107 Yeah, you and Shane, ring boys.

Speaker 155 Holy fuck.

Speaker 31 There we go.

Speaker 10 That was crazy.

Speaker 175 Seven.

Speaker 61 It's been a while.

Speaker 61 It's good to be back.

Speaker 35 How long has it been?

Speaker 61 Feels like forever.

Speaker 61 Yeah, it's been.

Speaker 159 I was on a hot streak, but there was a big gap for sure. Damn.

Speaker 163 Memes, why don't you just start taking 99?

Speaker 25 I tried that.

Speaker 104 You guys cried. No,

Speaker 104 you guys cried. Yeah, we might have.

Speaker 10 Oh, you haven't won since. Oh, like in the year.

Speaker 61 No,

Speaker 163 that can't be right.

Speaker 104 You haven't won in a year, Pug?

Speaker 109 I feel like he's won recently.

Speaker 159 It has been a while. Oh, shit.
Yeah.

Speaker 54 Wow, Pug.

Speaker 107 You had a streak of a cold streak going.

Speaker 159 Yeah, I know.

Speaker 93 Good for you, dude. It's good to be back.

Speaker 56 It's good to be back.

Speaker 163 It's huge. Wow.
Wow.

Speaker 10 Is that the longest losing streak anyone's ever had on the show? No.

Speaker 10 Over a year?

Speaker 61 I don't know.

Speaker 10 What was Hanks? Oh, no, it's probably not because memes hasn't gotten it yet.

Speaker 145 Ah, shit. How close is.

Speaker 31 Is he still far away from Hank?

Speaker 31 How far away is memes from Hank?

Speaker 42 I'm actually afraid of memes right now.

Speaker 10 Why?

Speaker 61 Because

Speaker 150 this is an

Speaker 150 electric podcast segment.

Speaker 21 People love it. Come on.

Speaker 161 Do you...

Speaker 51 Max doesn't know how to work this.

Speaker 88 No. Not even close.

Speaker 59 If you want 99.

Speaker 10 He's not even looking at it.

Speaker 25 Not even close to close.

Speaker 88 Anything relative to the question.

Speaker 88 Trackers.

Speaker 60 Look at

Speaker 162 trackers.

Speaker 169 Maybe.

Speaker 12 Tracker.

Speaker 60 Go up to tracker.

Speaker 59 If he has pretty much.

Speaker 88 His headphones aren't on.

Speaker 61 No, his headphones aren't on.

Speaker 54 He's just.

Speaker 60 He's lost right now.

Speaker 61 No, this is you, Lander, going through.

Speaker 79 I can't hear anything.

Speaker 78 We know.

Speaker 124 We've been talking about you the whole time.

Speaker 135 You're not even close to looking at the right places.

Speaker 147 I gave Pug my headphones.

Speaker 147 I had no idea. That doesn't mean you.

Speaker 52 Yeah. Oh.
But you still.

Speaker 152 We're looking to see how long, how close is memes to catching Hank?

Speaker 145 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 85 It's right here.

Speaker 79 I couldn't hear you.

Speaker 147 Memes will tie Hank's record. Oh, wow.

Speaker 78 Oh, wow.

Speaker 147 He's got a tracker for 263 days.

Speaker 104 Oh, you get a clock on?

Speaker 24 days yeah we do

Speaker 113 we have to get a clock 263 days oh my gosh okay

Speaker 55 memes we got to get you this he'll get it he will get it that's so long memes think about that memes when would you get nervous

Speaker 59 i don't know

Speaker 60 okay 100 100 days

Speaker 54 if

Speaker 148 i don't know You'll get it.

Speaker 10 Memes, what were you saying about was Pug bitching when you... Oh, yeah.

Speaker 111 No, you didn't ask permission. Oh, I didn't ask permission.

Speaker 104 What the fuck?

Speaker 59 What kind of show is it?

Speaker 59 You just stole it.

Speaker 111 If you were like, can I have it?

Speaker 2 I'm sorry, I didn't ask permission for your lottery ball.

Speaker 104 I didn't ask to borrow your car. Oh.

Speaker 61 All right. We'll see everyone Wednesday.
What are you doing? All right.

Speaker 10 Good job, Pug. Congrats.
Congrats, Pug.

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