Bonus Bill – Ep. #514

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Speaker 2 Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series, Real Time with Bill Ma.

Speaker 2 Thanks, how you doing?

Speaker 3 The Democrats are pretty excited because impeachment hearings, public hearings start next week. This is going to be must-see kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 Joe Biden says he has already set the Ti-Bow on his phonograph.

Speaker 3 He's ready for this shit.

Speaker 3 Yeah, and they had a rough Republicans. Trump had a rough week with the impeachment shit.
Gordon Sandland, he was the stooge who paid a million dollars to get an ambassadorship.

Speaker 3 And he had previously testified. Well, this week he revised his testimony because everybody else has been testifying that Trump's a crook, you know.
So

Speaker 3 originally he said there was no quid pro quo. Now he refreshed his recollection of that.

Speaker 3 Oh, you mean that extortion? Yeah, it's.

Speaker 3 Funny,

Speaker 3 Republicans have gone from there was no request to investigate the Bidens.

Speaker 3 Okay, there was a request, but no quid pro quo. Okay, a quid pro quo, but it's not impeachable, to crime is not crime.

Speaker 3 Really, that's where they are. Reported today, profits at Trump's Chicago hotel are down down 89% in the last three years.

Speaker 3 You know, you're at a failing Trump hotel, by the way, when the masseuse who's giving you a massage is the same guy who unclogged the toilet an hour ago.

Speaker 3 It's a very bad sign.

Speaker 3 Thank you very much. We're going to go over here and

Speaker 3 do what we do.

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