Bonus Bill – Ep. #484

Charlie Sheen is an icon of decadence.

I lit the fuse and my life turns into everything it wasn't supposed to be.

He's going the distance.

He was the highest paid TV star of all time.

When it started to change, it was quick.

He kept saying, no, no, no, I'm in the hospital now, but next week I'll be ready for the show.

Now, Charlie's sober.

He's gonna tell you the truth.

How do I present this with any class?

I think we're past that, Charlie.

We're past that, yeah.

Somebody call action.

AKA Charlie Sheen, only on Netflix, September 10th.

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Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO Late Night Series, Real Time with Bill Ma.

Thank you very much.

How you doing?

Did you see the State of the Union addressed by the President?

Oh my gosh, all the pageantry of the inauguration and all the drama of watching a seven-year-old sound out words.

That's what it was.

It was so boring, I was waiting for a Maroon maroon 5 to come on at halftime.

It was a divisive speech about unity.

Trump said, we must reject the politics of revenge, but let me threaten the Democrats first.

No, he said, we must reject the politics of revenge and embrace the boundless potential of cooperation, compromise, and the common good.

Trump said that.

Stormy Daniels was like, you know, if I didn't know better, I'd say this guy had huge balls.

Now, Melania came separately, as usual.

No, I mean, I mean, Trump and Melania arrived to the event separately.

Well, you know, you know how it is.

You're ready to go, and they spend forever in the bathroom doing their makeup, fixing their hair.

Finally, Melania said, Donald, I'm just going.

I'll meet you there.

But Trump, at one point in the speech, this was

pretty amazing.

He said, if there is going to be peace and legislation, there cannot be war and investigation.

He's doing everything in rhymes now.

Last week it was, Build the Wall and Crime Will Fall.

They must do the intelligence briefings with blocks at this point.

Just defend South Korea, you can have this tortilla.

But he kept bragging about the unprecedented economic boom.

Yeah.

Yeah, to find a boom like this, you'd have to go all the way back to the economy he inherited from Obama.

All of his

All of his accomplishments were things that he was bragging about under Obama.

He's not a president, he's a cover band.

But listen, I know why you're happy today.

It's because you don't live in Virginia.

Is this the most fucked up state?

The governor is just an idiot.

Have you seen this guy, Ralph Northam?

In his medical school yearbook, there he is, or he says it's not him.

First, he said it was him and he apologized.

Now he says it's not him.

There's a picture of a guy in a KKK outfit and then someone in blackface.

He says, that's not him.

Check my calendar.

I was drinking beer with Brett Kavanaugh and Squee.

NASA has announced that the last four years were the hottest years ever on record.

Just what we need, another reason for Adam Levine to take off his shirt.

All right, thank you very much.

Okay.

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