Bonus Bill – Ep. #464

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Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series, Real Time with Bill Ma.

How you doing?

But now I know why you're in a good mood. Our president made a new friend.

Our president made a friend. Kim Jong-un is his new BFF.

Trump said his country does love him. You get the people, you see it, they have great fervor for him, great fervor.

Yes, if you mean by fervor, they're beaten down, oppressed, ruled through fear, forced to feign allegiance, then yes, they have great fervor.

Same as Melania, by the way.

But hey, we're quibbling. What's great is that Trump tweeted last night that North Korea, no longer a threat, but Canada.

Yeah, no, Trump actually tweeted, sleep well tonight. I tell you, the only man who could say sleep well tonight and sound creepier to me is Bill Cosby.

Sleep well tonight. He got a very special gift from the New York Attorney General, a lawsuit.

This lawsuit

came out of nowhere. It was so fast Rudy Giuliani barely had time to make it worse.

Yeah, don't you love Rudy Giuliani? Three days ago, he was denying that when he was still married to his third wife, who he now dumped,

he denied that he was having an affair with a married Republican fundraiser. Today he admitted.

My question, what is in it for this woman?

It's like getting fucked by a pirate flag.

But

her husband knew something was going on. She kept coming home smelling of formaldehyde.

All right, thank you very much.

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