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Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO Late Month series, Real Time with Bill Ma.

Because you heard he pulled out of the Iran deal.

That's the big news this week.

Yeah, we had a nuclear deal with Iran.

The deal has already had effects.

Iran and Israel today exchanging missile fire,

blowing each other up.

And I don't know where this is leading, but luckily Jared's on it.

He said, you guys cool it.

This looks really bad on my resume.

No, Jared's going to use the philosophy that's got him this far in life.

Speak softly and carry your wife's purse.

So anyway, it's Mother's Day on Sunday.

Are you all ready for that?

It's a good day for moms, right?

They don't have to do housework.

Of course, at Michael Cohen's house,

he already does the laundering.

The laundering.

Yeah, it turned out Michael Cohen, that's Trump's idiot mall lawyer,

he has been running a slush fund.

for anyone who wanted access to Donald Trump.

It was called Essential Consultants.

There was no employees, no website, no nothing.

And then people just started putting money into it, up to $4.4 million dollars for insight into understanding Donald Trump.

He's a fat, blonde idiot.

What is there to understand?

He's a horny, lying tub of Daglo dog shit.

Hey, me, there.

I love that title.

Essential Consultants, because Collusion Inc.

was too on the nose.

Michael Cohen, known as the fixer.

The only thing he's fixing is to go to prison.

But one of the people,

one of the people who was putting money into this turns out to be a Russian oligarch named Viktor Vexlingsberg, who is good friends with Putin.

How do we know he's good friends with Putin?

He's alive.

We got another sex scandal, New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman.

He's been accused of slapping and strangulation by these women.

And today Anthony Weiner said, whoa, all I did was choke the chicken.

Yeah, and you know what his excuse is?

Eric Schneiderman, he says he was role-playing.

It's so wrong to grab a woman by the neck.

If he had grabbed her by the pussy, he could be president.

All right, thank you very much, folks.

We got more.

Okay.

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