Bonus Bill – Ep. #460

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Speaker 2 Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO Late Month series, Real Time with Bill Ma.

Speaker 3 Because you heard he pulled out of the Iran deal. That's the big news this week.
Yeah, we had a nuclear deal with Iran. The deal has already had effects.
Iran and Israel today exchanging missile fire,

Speaker 3 blowing each other up. And I don't know where this is leading, but luckily Jared's on it.

Speaker 3 He said, you guys cool it. This looks really bad on my resume.

Speaker 3 No, Jared's going to use the philosophy that's got him this far in life. Speak softly and carry your wife's purse.

Speaker 3 So anyway, it's Mother's Day on Sunday. Are you all ready for that? It's a good day for moms, right? They don't have to do housework.
Of course, at Michael Cohen's house,

Speaker 3 he already does the laundering.

Speaker 3 The laundering.

Speaker 3 Yeah, it turned out Michael Cohen, that's Trump's idiot mall lawyer,

Speaker 3 he has been running a slush fund. for anyone who wanted access to Donald Trump.
It was called Essential Consultants. There was no employees, no website, no nothing.

Speaker 3 And then people just started putting money into it, up to $4.4 million dollars for insight into understanding Donald Trump. He's a fat, blonde idiot.
What is there to understand?

Speaker 3 He's a horny, lying tub of Daglo dog shit. Hey, me, there.

Speaker 3 I love that title. Essential Consultants, because Collusion Inc.
was too on the nose.

Speaker 3 Michael Cohen, known as the fixer. The only thing he's fixing is to go to prison.

Speaker 3 But one of the people,

Speaker 3 one of the people who was putting money into this turns out to be a Russian oligarch named Viktor Vexlingsberg, who is good friends with Putin. How do we know he's good friends with Putin? He's alive.

Speaker 3 We got another sex scandal, New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman. He's been accused of slapping and strangulation by these women.

Speaker 3 And today Anthony Weiner said, whoa, all I did was choke the chicken.

Speaker 3 Yeah, and you know what his excuse is? Eric Schneiderman, he says he was role-playing. It's so wrong to grab a woman by the neck.
If he had grabbed her by the pussy, he could be president.

Speaker 3 All right, thank you very much, folks. We got more.

Speaker 3 Okay.

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