Ep. #447: Roger McNamee, Zooey Deschanel

Charlie Sheen is an icon of decadence.

I lit the fuse and my life turns into everything it wasn't supposed to be.

He's going the distance.

He was the highest paid TV star of all time.

When it started to change, it was quick.

He kept saying, no, no, no, I'm in the hospital now, but next week I'll be ready for the show.

Now, Charlie's sober.

He's gonna tell you the truth.

How do I present this with any class?

I think we're past that, Charlie.

We're past that, yeah.

Somebody call action.

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Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO Late Month series, Real Time with Bill Ma.

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Thank you, folks.

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Thank you.

I appreciate it.

Okay.

Thank you.

Great job.

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

I know, I know, I know.

It's exciting.

I know why you're happy.

You're happy because this Russia scandal is really heating up.

If you see, this came out yesterday.

This is pretty big shit.

Trump ordered the special counsel, investigating Robert Mueller, fired last June, just a couple of weeks after Mueller started his job, and he only backed off after the White House counsel, Don McMahon, said to him, you know this isn't a TV show, right?

And listen.

Listen to Trump's excuse why he thought he could fire Robert Mueller, because Robert Mueller apparently used to be a member at one of Trump's golf courses, and he quit, and Trump never gave him his money back.

Seriously.

So this is not over Putin.

It's over putting.

That's what's going to bring down the government.

Wow.

First, Stormy Daniels, now Mueller, is there anyone Trump hasn't fucked on a golf course?

I tell you.

And, you know,

this is interesting, since Mueller's investigation is largely about whether Trump attempted to obstruct justice, now that includes Trump's threats to fire Mueller himself.

So, yes, the man with the great brain.

The stable genius who's like really, really smart,

has threatened the job of the guy who was investigating him after firing the last guy who investigated him.

Today, Don Jr.

said, gee, I thought I was supposed to be the family dipshit.

So this,

this happened last night.

The story breaks during Sean Hannity's show.

Hannity, of course, since it's bad for Trump, instinctively denies it.

A few minutes later, they actually report, no, it's confirmed.

So Hannity throws right away to a high-speed chase.

And after the car crashes, the suspect gets out, and he's white.

Oh, damn, Sean.

Some days you just can't win, huh, buddy?

But really, I mean, all over the right-wing media, they are all in on this idea that Trump is not the perpetrator of a crime.

He's the victim.

It's a corrupt FBI hell-bent on taking down Donald Trump.

It's the deep state people.

Oh, for fuck's sake, it's the

deep state is not going to bring down, the deep fryer might bring down Donald Trump.

And then,

oh, yeah,

you know, Congressman Devin Nunes,

Republican representing the District of Trump's colon.

He has a memo that he can't show anybody, but it's all in there, everybody.

And Rush Limbaugh, oh my gosh, Rush Limbaugh is so in on this.

He said the CIA probably faked the evidence of weapons of mass destruction back in the Bush era to trick Bush into invading Iraq.

And kids, that's why you should stay off the opiates.

You know, that stick with the pot and maybe a beer now and then.

Now, listen, our country is such a laughing stock now that Jeff Sessions, our Attorney General, is in Davos, was they just left with Trump the other day.

This is Jeff Sessions' tweet.

I'm not making this up.

He said, other world leaders are clearly treating him as an equal with respect as one of them.

This is where the bar is now for the American presidency.

Other leaders saw our leader and didn't point and laugh.

They let him sit at the table and eat with them.

Yeah, Trump was in Davos, Switzerland.

Quick trip.

He got right down to business.

He met with the head of the African Union, who was also the president of Rwanda, and charmed him.

Boy, he offered to elevate Rwanda status to most favored shithole.

And

Trump has a new immigration plan.

Have you heard this?

The Dreamers can stay if he gets $25 billion for the wall, which

used to say it would cost $8 billion, and Mexico would pay for it.

But his followers aren't stupid.

Don't say that.

No, no, no.

And it also came out that Trump rejected the Democrats' first offer to fund the wall because he wanted to preserve Build the Wall as a slogan in 2020.

See, the wall is kind of more valuable to him as an idea than a reality, like his marriage.

I think, oh,

I think the love light may have got out there.

You know, it was their anniversary this week, their 13th anniversary.

Of course, Trump said the wrong thing.

He said, 13 years together, I would buy you all over again.

Actually,

it's sadder than that.

Actually, they didn't say anything.

They didn't have dinner.

No tweets back and forth about that.

Nothing.

And Melania was supposed to go to Davos with him, but at the last minute didn't.

They said, scheduling and logistical reasons.

Yeah, that's bureaucrat talk for, why don't you take the porn star you were fucking?

Oh, Melania.

Melania, baby, you gotta nit yourself a pussy hat, I'm telling you.

No.

This is how bad it has gotten.

I am not kidding.

Instead of going to Davos with Donald Trump, her husband, Melania went to the Holocaust Museum

to cheer up.

She signed the guest book.

I know the feeling.

I mean...

And she lit a candle to mourn the dark day two weeks ago when Trump's doctor said he was in good health.

Then it was off to lay a wreath on the tomb of the unknown trophy wife.

But you know who's not mad at Donald Trump for screwing a porn star?

The evangelicals.

Did you see this?

Their head dude said we give them a mulligan.

A mulligan.

One little blemish on an otherwise spotless Christian life.

I'm not sure mulligan is what gets you from Trump's life to a life of a decent human being.

I think the word for that is reincarnation.

All right, we got a great show for you.

We have Congressman Ro Conno, Michelle Goldberg, and Rick Wilson are here, and a little later we'll be speaking with the talented and delightful Zoe Deschanel as backstage.

First off, he co-founded the investor group, Elevation Partners, now speaking out against the dangers of social media, Robert,

Roger McNamee, Roger, I'm so sorry.

How you doing?

Great to see you.

I see you all over TV.

You're not running for president, are you?

Not yet.

No, but

you are sounding an alarm.

We have that in common.

We have been talking about the same thing, the dangers of Facebook and the phone, the little phone, and what's that done to us.

And let's just start with the term brain hacking, because if you just have to know one term and what it is and why people like us are screaming about this, I would say it's encapsulated in that term.

You explain it.

So my partner, Tristan Harris, who was a guest of yours earlier last year, coined the term because what he discovered was that essentially the things media companies have done forever, they try to get your attention and get you to pay attention to what they're doing to sell products through advertising.

When they applied that on a smartphone, it changed everything.

Suddenly you had the ability to addict people and if you had them addicted, you could change what they think.

You could implant ideas.

Addicted to what?

Essentially whatever they order.

Addicted to a feeling of, oh they liked my lunch.

Yes,

you can certainly do that, but it gets much worse than that.

No, actually what happens is they create these things called filter bubbles and the notion is they put you in groups.

They find out what you like and they appeal to your fear.

They appeal to your anger.

Why?

Because when you're angry or fearful, you are more engaged.

And the ads are something you pay more attention to.

You do more stuff, you see more ads, they can generate more revenue.

When you're in that position, what they do is they encourage you to join these groups of people who are just like you, some of whom are Russian bots, some of whom are, you know, other kinds of things that are not real.

And when you're in that place, you think everyone agrees with you.

So when I drive to work, I see people in the crosswalk looking at their phone.

Yeah.

Or on the sidewalk.

What are they looking at?

What are they looking at?

Even in the crosswalk.

The way I think about it is this way.

It's a beautiful day and there's people and things to see.

See, it's worse than that, Bill.

What happens if they're there?

I'm there.

There are celebrities right by them.

They're looking at you.

They have a webcam.

Honestly, what are they looking at?

Because I don't know what I would be looking at in that situation.

Well, let me ask you a question.

Do you have a smartphone?

Yes.

Okay, so when you wake up in the morning, how many minutes go by between when you wake up and the first time you check the phone?

Oh, half hour.

Okay, so that's way more than normal.

I'll bet half the people in this audience check their phone the first two minutes they're up.

I know.

And they put it down to the bottom.

First of all, that's partly a generational thing.

I get so much shit

when I criticize social media.

The kids don't like it when daddy shits on their toys.

No.

But they like it better when you clean it up.

Okay.

All right.

But I'm doing it for them.

I've seen the statistics because it's making them sadder.

Dude, when we were young, we didn't listen to our parents either, okay?

So I don't think that's the right tactic.

Yes, it makes you sadder.

It makes you sad.

I'm not really a daddy.

It was just a metaphor.

I'm not either, so we're perfectly qualified.

Okay, but I have seen this, that this is not making people feel better about themselves.

It's much worse than that.

With little kids, this notion of the fear of missing out, these products like Instagram and like Snapchat, which tell you, oh, your friends are together someplace and you're not there.

And that is causing little kids not only to feel left out, it's a form of bullying.

And eventually, some of them actually go so far as to kill themselves, right?

You've seen a big rise in teen suicide.

So the kid, you know, we work with a group called Common Sense Media because they're focused on how to protect children from the dangers of products like Facebook and Google.

And it's a hard problem to solve.

That's why we're trying to get people to talk about it.

We don't have all the answers today, but what we do know is the problem is not only here, the problem happened before we even knew it.

It was a little bit like food in the 50s when they gave you all this convenience.

Everything's really convenient, easy, and fun.

Then you find out later it's full of sugar, salt, and fat.

Well, think about this technology as being full of sugar, salt, and fat, and it's got an addictive thing like cigarettes.

So that's a tough combination.

And I think the depression factor is also because

it's a little like not getting sunshine.

You know, in Scandinavia, the suicide rates are big in the winter because they have an hour of sun a day.

And it's like if you have no human contact.

I think it's very similar.

If you're always on a screen.

Well, and Bill, the issue is here.

The problem is not social networking per se.

The problem is the advertising business models.

Because what we've discovered is that the first 10, 15 minutes of usage, people really are feeling better.

They love to know what their family's doing.

But if you stay on it long enough, it keeps throwing things at you designed to make you either afraid or angry, and then you get to the point.

Well, now, okay, but the big news last week was that Zuckerberg says he's changing the Facebook model, and it's going to have less public content, less stuff from news organizations and corporations and businesses.

Is this real?

Is it going to change anything?

No, it's total nonsense.

Total nonsense.

No, it's total nonsense.

There you go.

The simple way of looking at it is his prescription for getting well on Facebook is to do more of the exact thing that makes you less well.

And it's worse than that because if he had done that change in 2015, it would have had the effect of magnifying the Russian interference in our election.

Right.

Well, and that's the one sentence I wish the people who argue with me about this would understand.

Russia used Facebook to elect Donald Trump.

Obviously, that wasn't the only factor, but that is a true statement, is it not?

Russia used Facebook to elect Donald Trump.

And it started earlier than you think.

What they really did is they got him numbers.

Because people get their news from Facebook, which is itself scary.

There are two things that people don't realize.

That ain't our news source.

Russia did not hack Facebook.

They used it exactly as it was intended.

And the second thing is that the Russian technique was for years ahead of time, they were promoting these highly corrosive topics, things that would cause more, you know, more anger in the country and divide the country.

And they did this for three or four years.

And Trump comes along with all the same issues.

He's focused on immigration, he's focused on guns, he's focused on white supremacy.

Those are the very things they had been promoting.

And so he inherited all of that investment and he got himself nominated and then once he was nominated they did more stuff and then obviously chaos took place.

And the problem we have is that with all the focus on trying to prove that there was collusion and all that stuff, we've forgotten that, hey, wait a minute, Facebook is still there.

People are going to use Facebook in 2018 and 2020

the same way.

Now the Russians have shown you how to do it.

So literally, bazillions of people are going to be able to do it.

You were a tutor, a mentor to Mark Zuckerberg.

I mean, you advised him.

I tried.

He was going to sell it, right, when it was worth way less than that.

No, he never wanted to sell it.

The people around him wanted to sell it.

It happened.

Look, I was one of his mentors for a period of time.

I helped him on a couple of really important things, like not losing the company, bringing in Sheryl Sandberg, things that really did matter.

And then my time was done.

That was 2010.

I'm not really paying attention until the beginning of the Democratic primary.

And I start to see things that you can't explain except somebody is messing with Facebook.

And then I see things that aren't election related, that are just the same way.

Badger.

Did you talk to him?

Well, so here's what happened.

I reached out to them in October of 2016 and I'd written an op-ed and instead of publishing it, it listed seven different things that I thought were systemic problems with Facebook that could only be fixed by them.

They had to go in and change the way the company worked.

I sent it to him and to Cheryl 10 days before the the election.

They were really polite and really firm.

Not our problem.

Their basic notion was that...

So what about now?

Is he going to do anything now?

I mean, he's worth $75 billion.

What is it with these guys?

You know, he wears the same shirt every day.

You know, these tech companies, they think they're better than regular companies because they got a fucking nap room or something like that.

But really, they act just like an oil company when you talk about the greed and the sexism and

every other bed.

You can't call this guy and say, come on, you were supposed to be different.

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

The first rule when you have a political problem is to reach out to people who disagree with you, the critics.

They've never done that.

They aren't talking to me.

They aren't talking to anybody.

They think they've got it all figured out.

And the sad part of this is I'm convinced there's a better way to run Facebook.

They could be more profitable, more successful, without poisoning the brains of their users.

Right now, what they have is a Paris.

But how about if they were less profitable?

What if he is only worth $65 billion?

Then he's not going to listen to you, okay?

I think I have to come to him with a better idea because it's the only way to get him to listen.

Because we need their help to fix the problem.

You go do it.

I'm going to do my best.

Thank you very much for enlightening us.

I please take it, Roger.

All right, let's lead our panel.

Thank you.

Hey, how you doing?

Okay.

Welcome aboard, everybody.

Here they are.

He's a Republican strategist whose documentary entitled, Everything Trump Touches Dies

comes out this summer.

Rick Wilson is over here.

She's an author, journalist, and the New York Times' newest full-time columnist.

Wow, congratulations.

Michelle Goldberg.

And he was Obama's

Deputy Assistant Commerce Secretary and now represents California's 17th district.

Congressman RoConna.

Congressman, how are you doing?

Okay, don't begin to submit your questions or tonight's overtime and so we can answer them after the show on YouTube.

Let's talk about Mueller thing.

That was pretty big yesterday.

I was very surprised.

Your paper got the scoop, right?

Yes, we did.

That Robert Mueller, he was, Trump tried to fire him in June.

Here's what I want to ask.

Senator Ron Johnson,

you must have some familiarity.

He's a Republican from Wisconsin.

I was saying in the monologue, Trump's not the perpetrator of the crime.

He's the victim.

Deron Johnson says, what this is all about, a corruption at the highest levels of the FBI.

The secret society.

We have an informant talking about a group that was holding secret meetings off-site, and it turned out to be one text between two FBI agents who were having an affair.

And it's like it's not even the party of Trump anymore.

It's the party of Alex Jones.

The senator is the guy with the sandwich board sign on Hollywood Boulevard.

The challenge is you don't even know how to respond to people who don't believe in journalism or facts.

But here's the irony.

You've got a body, Congress, that's got 11% approval, casting stones at law enforcement.

You know, there was a congressman talking about the purge of the FBI.

I'll tell you, there's only one institution people want to purge of, and that's the United States Congress.

We're probably the last institution that's going to be casting stones.

If you look at what they're really saying about what happened, which is not easy because nobody nobody really lays out the whole counter narrative of

the conspiracy against Trump, but if you kind of piece it together, they think that Russia attacked Trump, that Russia and Hillary used Christopher Steele to channel disinformation that would malign Donald Trump.

And yet you never see any of them get mad at Russia.

for this, right?

I mean, you certainly, if they believed even half of this, you would think that they would want to encourage sanctions, that they would want to encourage a different foreign policy or wouldn't you at least be suspicious say you think there's no collusion because trump ends every sentence with no collusion happy birthday no collusion merry christmas no collusion but that okay that you your the trump people and russia have the exact same goal

isn't that suspicious odd isn't it you know and and and it this this lurid set of fantasies they've drilled into their heads you know it's it's like ron johnson's a combination of day drinking and watching eyes eyes wide shut too many times.

This whole thing is so absurd and so over the top.

It's like there's no self-referential moment where they go, do I sound like a complete fucking nut?

Right.

Because every day these things have to, and because Trump keeps stepping on it, they have to make it worse and worse and worse.

Yes.

It's a hypocrisy, right?

Here you are the Republicans not even acknowledging Hoover's role where the FBI actually spied on Dr.

King.

They defend that FBI, but now they're outraged that the FBI is somehow spying on Donald Trump.

I mean, it's just absolutely hypocritical.

Oh, they want the deep state when it's hunting brown people to deport, just not

protecting us against Russia.

Well, let's talk about that.

Now, there was a lot of repercussions about the government shutdown that happened for, how long was it down?

A day?

Three days.

Three days.

Okay.

A lot of people were mad at the Democrats for doing it in the first place.

A lot of people were mad at them for what...

Chuck Schumer for caving.

I think you wrote that article.

Okay.

But I saw protesters outside of Schumer's house, and I never used to see that.

I've seen it a lot, like in the last few years.

It's become a thing.

If you don't like something a lawmaker or a judge do, go to his house.

I think this is another pulling at the thread of civilization.

You know.

But do you know where Chuck Schumer lives?

I mean, this specifically.

He lives in a...

It does matter because it's a busy street in Brooklyn.

It's like a busy plaza with a lot of people.

It's not like somebody's going onto his lawn and waking up his wife.

But it kind of is.

They're outside of his brownstone.

I mean, and I've seen them do it at other people's houses.

And they've been doing it a lot.

I mean, people have been protesting inside of Chuck Schumer.

Why?

Why?

Because

you don't want somebody making a decision based on whether a brick's going to fly through their window.

Yeah, but nobody's been intimidating.

And you've also had protests.

And you've also had people.

And you've also had people, when Schumer does something right, come outside of his house to have thank you, Schumer rallies.

I mean, some of these rallies have been...

Some of his house has been a lot of people.

Some of these rallies

are not.

Some of these rallies have been organized at his synagogue because they have, you know, the synagogue synagogue is a site where a lot of people do resistance meetings.

And so these are his neighbors and they feel like he should represent them.

And, you know, I mean, the thing is, is that it worked.

Early on,

Chuck Stumer was being very conciliatory towards Trump, was saying that he was going to vote for some of his nominees.

And he found out that his neighbors and his constituents were furious about this, and he changed his tack.

Okay.

And when you sign up,

that shouldn't have been why he changed his tack because they were on his drive.

When when you sign up to run for office, you sign up for the messiness of democracy.

And look at how desperate those kids are.

I mean, when you have Jose Garcia at the Detroit airport, Cindy, his wife, is crying.

His 12-year-old kid is crying.

ICE is telling Garcia, you go back to Mexico and don't come back for 10 years to see your kids.

If that was your family, wouldn't you be out there protesting for everyone in power until you get hear us out?

Well, I mean, you're

bringing up another, I mean, I agree about ICE, you know, I mean, Trump may not be Hitler, but ICE is the Gestapo.

And they're active wrong.

But I also,

tell me why, of all the issues before us, why DACA is the one, I'm with you on the issue, but why of all the issues, this is the one where we shut down the government?

Because there are other issues when they pick Neil Gorsuch, when they wouldn't give rather Obama his Supreme Court pick for a year.

Maybe he shut the government down over that.

It's a hot emotional issue, but it's because in part the Democrats are holistically bad at picking issues that move people they don't already have.

They've already got,

everybody who agrees on docking, they've already got those voters.

They need to go out, especially in a year where they've got a potential to tie the Senate, they need to go out and work voters that are in that, in that, those Democrat males that voted for Trump, who are not traditional Republican voters, those low propensity folks, they need to expand the base.

Base plus is the way politics really works in the end of the day.

You know, Trump is making the category mistake of only appealing to the base, the 33%.

And if the Democrats just pitched to DACA and just pitched that, I'm not seeing you wrong on the issue.

I'm just saying in the practical nature of the politics and the chemistry of the politics, you have to do something that gets you outside of the people who are already supporting you.

Every one of those people that are motivated by DACA is already voting Democratic.

But they chose DACA.

They didn't choose DACA because they said, what issue should we make our final stand on?

They chose it because there's this Zedline that Trump imposed on March 5th.

Sure.

And there is, and there's no

legislative council.

Right.

And they have this budget bill that they're really desperate.

You know, they're desperate to pass something besides a CR.

They want to increase military funding, right?

And then,

and personally, I think, I mean, they're not going to shut down the government.

They're still the Democrats.

They believe in the government.

You know, but you had also these sort of personal bits of leverage over Trump and that he really wanted to have his dumb party at Mar-a-Lago.

And he really wanted to go to Davos and have all the plutocrats, you know, who used to snub him finally treat him with respect.

And he, you know, doesn't want to preside over a shutdown government when he gives his first state of the union.

So they had a bit of leverage there that they gave up too quickly when the polls actually showed.

They kind of overthink it.

They said, oh, people are going to,

they're so worried about swing voters and they're so worried about Trump's base.

People were blaming Republicans for the shutdown.

And Rick, one point is this is not actually a partisan issue.

Gorsak was a partisan issue.

Here's what we need to remember.

34 Republicans in the House of Representatives want to vote on the Dreamers.

The majority, 84% of Americans, want to vote on the DREAMers.

There's one person who's responsible for this shutdown, and it's not Chuck Schumer.

You know who it is?

It's Paul Ryan.

If he gives us a vote in the House of Representatives, this crisis will be over.

Well,

and you know as well as I do that Paul is caught

in the horns of a dilemma.

He's got the Freedom Caucus guys on the one side and the people that are going to lose their seats on the other.

And he can't seem to make up his mind on who to piss off.

Yeah, so let's pick 16% instead of 84% of the American people.

Could I just add about the government shutdown?

The government shutdown is actually underway anyway, all the time, since Trump took office.

I was looking at some of these statistics, not filled more than 600 vital jobs in the executive branch.

The State Department, they cut by 8%.

I think they just took that out of their ass right that day.

There's just no reason for that.

It sounded like research.

10% would have been too obvious.

For the top jobs in the Veterans Administration, I mean, the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, you know how much money they asked to fund that this year?

Zero.

They asked for zero.

And

an echo terrorist head of the EPA, that kind of a thing.

This is a government shutdown in motion.

Okay.

I just...

Want to show you some pictures here from the Woman's March that some of these you can show on other shows.

That's why I really want to show this.

But did anyone go to the women's march?

Wow.

Very interesting.

And they marched all across the country, and some of them had some very funny signs.

I love this one.

Obama, are you coming home soon?

The babysitter is weird.

Anything you can do, I can do bleeding a woman hand.

That's

a real.

Melania, ho ho-to-hoe.

Kill that John in his sleep.

I mean.

And

brace yourself.

I've saved the

best for last, but this is an older woman.

Look at hers.

I'd call Trump a cunt, but he lacks depth and warmth.

So,

but

you got to love Donald Trump.

He's nothing if not thick.

He tweets out

beautiful weather a perfect day for all women to march celebrate the historic milestones.

He's talking about his economic that has taken place lowest female employment in 18 years

This idiot thinks they're celebrating him

Well, we actually found there was a small enclave in the March of Trump supporters.

He did win white women in the election.

So would you like to see some of their signs?

These are the women who actually like Trump.

Proud female graduate of Trump You.

See this

right there.

She's very proud.

Democrats or Dildos, I want a real prick.

Oh, well, there you go.

The news is faker than my orgasms.

Is that Milan?

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

Taking back the country we originally took

wife number four

Trump may not be a woman but he knows what it's like to have two boobs

And of course cat ladies need pussy grabbers.

All right, well she is the Emmy and Golden Globe nominee star of the new girl who with her husband Jacob recently created the Farm Project to remote healthy eating.

Zoe Deschanel, ladies and gentlemen.

Hey, how are you?

What a great pleasure to meet you.

You too.

Been a fan of yours, enjoyed you in movies and television.

And I know your show is ending.

That must be a little bittersweet.

Yes, yeah,

but good to focus on new things.

Well, you know, the new girl and new things.

I wanted to have you on because we share this passion about food.

and I guess the first thing we always have to confront with this is people watch sometimes and they go, well, look at those Hollywood types, you know, talking about that expensive Whole Foods food.

You know, what's wrong with regular food?

And how do you make it not an elitist thing just to want good, healthy food?

Well, I think it starts as something that

we all can relate to.

I'm a mom and

I had a totally different relationship with food before I got pregnant with my first daughter, Elsie.

I had a very selfish relationship with food.

I was

young.

I was young.

I was stupid.

Hello, when we're young, we can get away with eating shit.

That's really what it is, right?

And I only thought about, does it taste good or does it make me fat?

Will it make me bloated?

Very silly things.

And when I got pregnant, I started thinking about food in a different way because my daughter's health was in the balance.

So I started researching what I was eating.

What did you throw out?

What do you eat?

Like, what do you suggest?

What should people be asking of?

Well, I don't think anyone wants an actress to tell them what to eat.

But that's why you're here.

You're an actress telling us what to eat.

That's what you're.

We're about transparency because there's very little transparency in the food system, and we want to empower consumers to ask questions about the food that they eat.

Like what questions?

Like,

are are there hormones in this meat?

Are there antibiotics in this meat?

Right.

How were these vegetables grown?

How far did they travel?

I think it's more basic than that.

I think lots of folks are like, what's wrong with hormones and antibiotics?

Hormones, isn't that what makes athletes good?

That's a decision that's up to them to make.

Unless you know, you might not want to make that decision.

And you wouldn't know about...

Yes, you wouldn't want antibiotics in your system unless you absolutely need them.

Unless you've been prescribed them by a doctor, but not if the pig doctor prescribes them to the pig, right?

Right, that's the problem, is that they give it to the animals because it makes them healthier and fatter and of course makes more money for them.

Well, it makes them fatter.

I'm not sure if it makes them healthy.

Well, right.

I'm not a scientist, so I can't.

Exactly.

Well, I am, sorry.

Luckily,

one of us is a scientist.

But we want to encourage curiosity on the part of consumers to

interact with your food and get in touch with your food.

Interact.

Yeah, we'll go to the farmer's market, pick up the food,

take a bite.

I thought you must taste it.

Sex.

Not sex.

Don't mind it.

Not with your food.

But people incorporate food and sex, and I always say, then you're doing it.

That's weird.

You're doing it wrong.

You're just your sex life.

And that's not what we're supposed to be doing.

Yeah, yeah, we're talking about food.

Yeah, food.

And what's this thing you're doing with attention?

Because Because I'm very

involved with them and I love that.

I know.

Yeah.

That's wonderful.

We have a little web show there.

What does that teach people?

It's called Your Foods Roots, and it's basically

a very short series.

We made five, and then I've made a few more with Attention

that are just about different topics, different food topics like bread, fish.

Bread.

Food, mind.

I had a doctor say to me once, he said, if I could have only three words to say to get people healthier, it would be, don't eat bread.

But

why is bread bad?

Bread isn't bad.

Bread is bad.

Bread is bad.

Well, it depends on.

I guess you could make a good bread.

We don't make good bread.

Again, I'm not telling anyone what to eat.

I am.

Don't eat bread.

I'm telling you.

No, bread is shit.

It really is.

First of all, it's full of fungus.

What about fungus?

What do you think about fungus?

I don't have an opinion on fungus.

No opinion on fungus?

Except I love mushrooms.

I'm a hawk on fungus.

I'm curious about food and I love going to farmers markets and

my two and a half year old will cry if you bring her broccoli to the table.

But if you let her go outside and see the broccoli growing in the garden, she'll run and she'll eat it and she'll be excited about it.

So, wait, why does she cry?

She doesn't want to eat broccoli if I prepare it and bring it to her.

Does it grow on a tree?

No, where does broccoli grow?

It grows in the ground or.

Oh, I know it starts in the ground.

I didn't think it fell from the sky.

But I mean, like,

I can't picture where broccoli comes from.

Where does broccoli come from, Roe?

It comes from something to Congressman.

That's right.

Okay, I feel like I'm torturing you with this interview.

Okay,

I should have.

You're a delight.

Oh, thank you.

All right.

You too.

Let's have.

You and your husband come over, and I will show you what I eat.

Okay, I will eat.

And it won't be fucking bread, let me tell you that.

But listen,

my family is French, and my...

God, Deschanel, what a great name.

My mother makes bread almost every other day, and she's incredibly healthy and she makes her own starter and it's fermented and it's the old-fashioned way of making bread.

So I think that there are ways to enjoy bread and maybe

one day you can enjoy bread too.

All right.

Let me move on to

this is this is terrible that we have to go from something so what we made delightfully light to something so disturbing, but I can't ignore this story.

I see it every day in the news and this is this Dr.

Larry Nasser, who abused his position and trust so horribly, sexually assaulted over 100 girls on our Olympic team.

It just couldn't get any worse.

Maybe this is why I've never been able to quite come out against the death penalty, even though a lot of my liberal friends want me to, but somebody like this,

I don't know.

I just can't do it.

But the same day I read about that, I read this headline in the New York Times: Afghan pedophiles get free pass from U.S.

military.

On 5,753 occasions, the United States military reported gross human rights abuses by the Afghan military, including many examples of child sexual abuse.

You're supposed to cut off military aid when that happens.

Not once did that happen.

It's called Bakabazi.

I've read about it before.

I've

did a thing about it once.

It's a practice in Afghanistan, not just the military, but any well-to-do older man has a boy.

And I'm talking about nine-year-old kids, who is kind of a sex slave.

And I feel like when it's our kids, of course, as we should, we're up in arms, but this to me is the bigotry of low expectations.

There's a fine line between being culturally sensitive when you're a military force deployed in a foreign nation and the fact that that nation depends on you for their very survival.

where you have a little bit of leverage, culturally speaking, where you can say, yeah, you know, we're going to go ahead and let the Taliban come in here and and cut off all your damn heads if you don't stop the whole kid-screwing thing.

I mean, there is a point where we have to project our values as well as our power in the world.

I mean, and one of the tragedies here, right, is that this was actually something that the Taliban did a lot to eliminate, and that the Taliban put a very hard line on.

So, we've sort of brought back the warlords, and I think it's even increased since the American invasion.

And so, we're in this terrible position of kind of propping up the people who are doing this against the other villains.

Can we say that your religion is not a get out of outrage card?

Well, what is it about?

It's not religion.

It's very specific to Afghanistan.

And there's a law, as you know, the Lehigh Amendment,

which says that you can't fund it.

But here's the point.

Instead of being there for 16 years with our troops and all the money we've spent, if we got out of Afghanistan and spent 1% on that looking after these kids and women, we would do far more in promoting our values.

So it's not just that

we're not sending up overall, we're being dumb about it.

Okay.

While we're near the Middle East, let me ask about a big story that happened while we were off in December.

Donald Trump, today we finally acknowledged the obvious that Jerusalem is Israel's capital.

He said Israel is a sovereign nation with the right, like any other sovereign nation, to determine its own capital.

I hate to agree with Donald Trump, and it doesn't happen often.

But I do.

I don't know why Israel, it has been their capital since 1949, it is where their government is.

They've won all the wars thrown against them.

I don't understand why they don't get to have their capital where they want.

Really?

You don't understand?

Oh, I understand there are repercussions.

I mean, so, well, first of all,

when you win a war, you don't get to take the other side's land, right, under international law.

Actually, you do.

Actually, you do.

Under international law, you don't get to win.

Well, especially when they were attacked.

I mean, the country was divided, which they were okay with.

They were attacked more than once, and they took land in those wars that they won.

And there has been peace offers on the table ever since to give part of that land back.

But here's the thing.

I mean, Trump says he's going to strengthen American national interest.

Now, there are 128 countries, including Britain, France, Germany, India, who voted against us.

If we are going to do this, there's a cost.

What did we get?

What did we get for doing this?

I mean, he's the maker in chief.

What are we getting in America?

What happened for the 50 years before?

I mean, this has been a fact on the ground for 50 years.

I mean, Israel has been a state for 70, I think, right?

I mean,

it is the capital of Israel, okay?

I recognize Rose's point that if we're going to be

an arbiter in this peace process, that just declaring this without having, you know, trying to use that as a point of leverage

in in those debates and those discussions might have might have given away a card that we would have held.

Now,

I don't think though that

this is going to fundamentally alter the conditions on the ground there because

the Palestinian authority and the Palestinian government is so collapsed in terms of being an effective political force in the process that the status quo is going to be the status quo for the

message that it sent to everyone in the process.

So it sends a message to the Palestinians that the United States is going to be even more pro-Israel than in the past.

And it sends a message to the Likud government that you can basically do what you want.

And so they responded by adopting a resolution essentially calling for the annexation of the West Bank.

They passed legislation that would make it much harder to come to any sort of final status agreement on Jerusalem.

And they've done all these things that are going to make a two-state solution impossible.

So if you don't have a two-state solution, it's always there making the two-state solution impossible.

But what is making the essential thing that is making the two-state solution impossible is that one party is perpetually hostile, a coiled snake.

What's going on?

You should go and see what's happening in the West Bank.

If you look at the settlements, if you look at the facts on the ground, the fact that you have basically, instead of a contiguous landmass, you increasingly have these little cantons.

And if you looked at the way that Palestinians, you know, most Palestinians alive today were not born during any of these wars.

And so the idea that their lives should be blighted because of them.

I mean, if you look at, look at what Americans do when they have to go through a TSA checkpoint right they completely lose their shit and if you imagine doing that for two hours every single day and then but see but but this is always what happens we talk about what the what happened as a result we don't look at the beginning of it like the Israelis just put up those checkpoints for no reason they put up those checkpoints because there was an intifada and they were having bombings every day a pizza parlor or a bus stop was getting blown up that's why they built it no that's not for known reasons no but also because they want to take that land.

I mean, they're not putting up the settlements for self-defense.

They're putting up the settlements because they want to have greater Israel.

And they're going to get it.

Some of them are going to be able to do it.

They're going to get it where there's going to be a one-state solution.

So then the question is, what is that one-state?

Is it Jewish or is it Democratic?

Because it can't be built.

Absolutely.

And that is a big problem.

But, you know, when

you're talking about what, like the gun is to Israel's head,

it is a problem.

But where are the Yitzhak Rabins and Shimon Perez's in Israel?

I mean, Benjamin Yetan Yahoo has done Israel's cause no service in this country.

I mean, what we need is people who are...

Israel has had leaders before who've talked about their village.

They've talked about a two-state solution.

It's a little different when you live in that hostile environment, I think.

You're a rich person.

You should go see what life in the West Bank is.

Yes, I...

Go to Hebron.

Like, go.

First of all, you don't have to go to understand this.

I'm not a moron.

I can understand it.

But I feel like it's hard to really get your head around how bad it is unless you see it with your own eyes.

I understand that.

Probably not.

But Israel built, gave back Gaza.

And what was the result?

Did they use the funds to build schools and hospitals?

No, they used them to build tunnels, to get weapons in.

And they invited Hamas into

shell Israel across the border.

I mean, Gaza, you have to have Hamas as the power player in the Palestinian movement.

you've basically got implacable hostility.

You've basically got, and we can say some of it's justified because of the Israeli expansions, but a lot of it is drive the Jews into the sea, burn them to the ground.

And you can't, those aren't, that's not a partnership where you've got people dealing from an equitable space.

But that's why you don't cut the balls off of the Palestinian moderates, the people who are running the West Bank.

I have to cut the balls off this discussion, but it was very enlightening.

Thank you very much.

But it's time for new rules, everybody.

All right, New Rule, now that I, Tanya, received Oscar nomination, someone must tell me how I'm supposed to wish Tanya Harding good luck

promoting it on the red carpet.

In showbiz, it's considered a jinx to say good luck.

And of course we all know what would happen if I tell her to break a leg.

New rule, no more automatic soap dispensers at the airport.

I'm tired of feeling like a robot just softly came in my hand.

Dirty shark.

Neural, someone has to break it to Sean Hannity that he's starting to look like the hotel clerk in a 1930s screwball comedy.

I know he's talking about Hillary, but it looks like he's telling Carol Lombard, now see here, madam, you cannot bring...

You cannot bring a tiger into this hotel.

Nourol, there's such a thing as too many houseplants.

I'm all for bringing nature indoors, but when I need a machete to reach the kitchen,

you know you've ever done it when you come home from work and find a lost tribe of pygmies living in the laundry room.

Nourol, Nicorette Gum, the smoking cessation aid, must come with a pair of industrial strength scissors or wire cutters or a blowtorch because I got to tell you by the time I get one of your bitter shit chiclets out of the goddamn blister pack I need a cigarette

and finally new rule if Donald Trump keeps insisting that

he's the least racist person anyone has ever met He has to explain why the single most consistent thing in his whole life is he loves to pick fights with black people.

Of all his myriad insanities, if I had to pick one line for his tombstone, it would be, here lies Donald Trump, picked fights with black people.

I mean

really

think of the list.

Colin Kaeperdick, LeVar Ball, Barack Obama, Eric Holder, the war widow from the failed raid in Niger, the war widow's congresswoman, the Central Park Five, Steph Curry, the UCLA basketball players arrested in China, William Goldberg, April Ryan, the entire NFL, the cast of Hamilton,

the city of Atlanta, falling apart,

Chicago, a disaster, Nigeria, they live in huts, Haiti, they all have AIDS, and the entire continent of Africa a shithole.

Charlottesville, very fine people on both sides

Would be a joke against Trump.

You see,

we're not sure.

We're both.

I could continue this list, but we'd be here through the end of February, which is Black History Month, or as Trump likes to say, all months matter.

Ah, see, now you're catching on.

There you go.

Is it just a coincidence that he's perpetually pissed off at the NBA and the NFL, but golfers and hockey players never seem to bother him.

On the contrary, he once tweeted, a fact, golfers don't get aches and pains like others who don't golf.

It's amazingly remedial.

But then his entire presidency is amazingly remedial.

The New York Times reports that Trump hate-watches CNN to get worked up, especially Don Lemon.

Huh, of all CNN's anchors, what could it possibly be about Don Lemon that incenses him the most?

As of today, Trump has tweeted about Obama 2,599 times.

Just his tweets on Obama being a Kenyan who cheated his way into college could fill a book.

A book entitled, Are You There, God, It's Me, Dumbass.

Colin Kaepernick is a son of a bitch.

So is Marshawn Lynch and all the black NFL players who take a knee because they're very ungrateful.

Kind of a theme with Trump.

Ungrateful.

Steph Curry, ungrateful?

Yes, because he hesitated on going to the White House.

So Trump took back the invitation he never sent to someone who didn't want to go.

Then there were the three UCLA basketball players who got caught choplifting in China.

Finally, something Trump could relate to, stealing.

But

were they grateful?

No, Trump tweeted.

Should have left him in jail.

Because even though they thanked him, it wasn't really from the heart, guys.

You want to see how it's done?

I'll show you how it's done.

Exquisite presidential leadership.

You're one heck of a leader.

Thank you, President Trump, for allowing us to have you as our president.

That's how Mr.

Trump likes his ass kissed.

But here's the problem, Mr.

President.

By our calculations, you're going to completely run out of black people to have a contrived feud with by the fall of 2019.

You'll be down to the Wu-Tang clan,

famous Amos, and Mr.

T.

So

I was thinking, who could you hate almost as much?

And then it dawned on me, there is one white person you loathed above all others.

Only Rosie O'Donnell.

That's right.

You really, really, really hate Rosie O'Donnell.

I mean, I'd look her right in that fat, ugly face of hers.

I'd say, Rosie, you're fired.

So there we have it.

Hate the Irish.

My people.

It's

xenophobia classic, and it's actually pretty easy to do.

You think Kanye is a pain in the ass?

Have you ever met Bono?

Oh, there's plenty of us Irish types you can fume about.

For example, get irrationally obsessed about Liam Neeson.

Taken?

Yeah, that's what I feel like after I spend 12 bucks on one of your movies.

Colin Farrell, why do you keep working?

You made more bombs in the IRA.

Enya, you sound like the ocean is dying.

Sergeant Ronin, I like actresses with normal names like Stormy.

So what?

You're 22 and could do a perfect American accent.

Milani has been here since 96 and she still sounds like Bella Lagosti.

Slavini is strong.

Conor McGregor, you had one job beating the shit out of a black guy.

You let us all down.

Sad.

Ronald Reagan, what's with the crazy makeup and hair?

You're the president.

Try not to look like a clown.

Bill Maher, hey, Tocahontis.

How come you're always inhaling when what you do mostly is blow?

No orangutan, no orangutan, you're the orangutan.

All right, that's our show.

I'll be at the Mirage in Vegas March 9th and 10th.

I want to thank my guests, Rick Wilson, Michelle Goldberg, Rochana, Joey Dayshadall, and Roger McNamey.

Thank you, folks.

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